diff --git "a/white/test.jsonl" "b/white/test.jsonl" new file mode 100644--- /dev/null +++ "b/white/test.jsonl" @@ -0,0 +1,50000 @@ +{"tweet": "I love having 3 siblings.. I don't think I could ever be an only child, it seems soooo boring"} +{"tweet": "Most of my friends are dumbasses lmfao that's just us though"} +{"tweet": "Hold on, to me as we go\\nAs we roll down this unfamiliar road\\nAnd although this wave is stringing us along \\nJust know you're not alone"} +{"tweet": "@lexi_anderson3 at home but I can come down right now"} +{"tweet": "Bring It On Marathon \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83c\\udf80\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "You've gotten so trashy... Ironic and hypocritical ya think?? \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I want snow \\u2744\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Shout out to those who are still up?"} +{"tweet": "@Elizabeth_comer is the bible study at 10 tomorrow?"} +{"tweet": "I hate 80% of all other drivers on the road #roadrage"} +{"tweet": "@OfficialBevo10 oh oh ohhhhh now I get it \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "And Paul George comes up clutch"} +{"tweet": "My alcohol level has gone down #finally"} +{"tweet": "And the award for the best liar goes to you \\ud83c\\udfc6\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "I'm assuming hayleys in the clear hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "I don't know how I would make it through some days if I didn't believe in such an amazing God."} +{"tweet": "Life puts lots of stuff on your plate."} +{"tweet": "This fevers gotta go. Swear I go to the hospital for one thing and they tell me I have 20 more things wrong with me \\ud83d\\ude21 lovely"} +{"tweet": "love is patient, love is kind."} +{"tweet": "Never Said it was you. You put yourself in this conversation."} +{"tweet": "@CJ_Jennie guess ya made it to NOLA after all !! Just read R&O has one of best poboys in the city! Have fun"} +{"tweet": "@TheOnlyJesseOgg he will shoot too many times like he always does at below 40% they stand a better chance with him out. He wouldn't be dRose"} +{"tweet": "You're my mcm\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Today would be cool if I didn't have practice still."} +{"tweet": "80085 I'm best friends with your bro but you're way cooler. Have fun in college dude"} +{"tweet": "Only I could possibly manage to find a way to flick toothpaste directly into my eye \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@BrunetteMonster okay :)"} +{"tweet": "I know all of the things that make you who you are"} +{"tweet": "No one wants to snapchat me that's fine haha"} +{"tweet": "In dyer times when you need a sign that's when they appear."} +{"tweet": "@vic_chandler10 hi. Move to Illinois. That's all. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Why do I have so many problems with piercings holy shit"} +{"tweet": "I think I've had more meetings than classes so far this semester"} +{"tweet": "ROSS!!!!!!!!!! #Lions"} +{"tweet": "Finally got around to cleaning out and washing my car. Ahhhh feels so nice."} +{"tweet": "\\When the light go out & I'm in my bed, I think of all the madness in my head. All of the things that I did back then..\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "How is it only Wednesday?! #SuperBusyWeek #3DayWeekend"} +{"tweet": "@jgmitcheltree @intoxicateing because he doesn't listen."} +{"tweet": "if i see a mechanical pencil on the ground i will pick that shit up so fast"} +{"tweet": "I just got 23.7 million on temple run 2.. I really need a life"} +{"tweet": "GUYS HELP ME"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna watch the notebook and eat ice cream and cry"} +{"tweet": "@TaraNorstegard #thingsnottoputonline"} +{"tweet": "Reckless 'till I'm breathless\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "HAHA SO FUCKING HILARIOUS WOW"} +{"tweet": "Wish I lived in the south"} +{"tweet": "I take a small amount of pleasure in not promoting others' expressions of vanity."} +{"tweet": "@dylanprob92 in the front where you walk in!"} +{"tweet": "That million dollar mmmm mmmm make him tap out \\ud83d\\udcb2\\ud83d\\udcb2\\ud83d\\ude3b\\ud83d\\ude47\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "I havent laughed this hard in forever."} +{"tweet": "@itsnatekopp I'm not even going to prom and ill still go to this after prom thing"} +{"tweet": "#IGotaAThingFor someone faithful"} +{"tweet": "In bed at midnight on a Saturday... New record \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "@lizadrienne17 Veggie Burger Milkshake"} +{"tweet": "5 more minutes"} +{"tweet": "@Lil_Tooley Not This Sunday ' I Promise Deloris ' But Maybe Next Sunday"} +{"tweet": "I was told to just distract myself so like anyone wanna text me an get my mind off things? Please..."} +{"tweet": "Oh yeah..I'm up because I can't stop watching The Supernatural. #greatestshowever"} +{"tweet": "I love rainy days."} +{"tweet": "I'm scarred"} +{"tweet": "Pls God can something good happen!!!!!!!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "If you ain't got two kids by 21, you're probably going to die alone. At least that's what tradition tells you. #merrygoround"} +{"tweet": "This conversation right now... #dying"} +{"tweet": "I said come and eat this bone, and stop eating dog food."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "@__justalilBIT you ain't no good and you know it lol"} +{"tweet": "As much as i complain, working at firehouse is so chill."} +{"tweet": "Kinda looking forward to the drive home tomorrow #cantlie"} +{"tweet": "now my mom is tickling her and she is screaming rape \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@ddlovato @peoplemag not surprised ur gorgeous!!! I wish i looked like you"} +{"tweet": "@jimjimmyjones @The_Josh023 time to retire Josh. Lol"} +{"tweet": "@a_millie10 oh how sweet lol Merry Christmas to you too studddd :) your the best!"} +{"tweet": "Church is the only place that I volunteer at and leave drunk #CatholicProbs"} +{"tweet": "@AlecDK I lol at your life"} +{"tweet": "@PauleyP got to find some of the style clothing you wear for my 10 yr old. She loves to watch NCIS, wants to be Abby for Halloween."} +{"tweet": "@SkinnyLuvSierra last year it was Me, Taylor, Jordan&Jeremy. Now Taylor hates me and Jordan and Jeremy are married. Lolol #coolright?"} +{"tweet": "Supposed to be in the 80's this afternoon..\\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "Half of the time I don't even know where we are going out of town for work. I just show up. I need an iPad or something"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@Drunk_Testudo: @Tustedo I LIFT DIS DICK ON YO MOMS FOREHEAD DOE\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "@_lprosser @jrniels well I got the best in my life!"} +{"tweet": "@MacLawrence you are a true bro"} +{"tweet": "@melinafred I no what you can do"} +{"tweet": "Maybe I should stay off twitter today because apparently it's Father's Day..\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "turn up. MISSING. ahhhh! #d5"} +{"tweet": "I think Bill Belichicks face would crack if he's smile"} +{"tweet": "It really is ridiculous how fast everything changes"} +{"tweet": "Almost ate shit going to class about 10 times.."} +{"tweet": "I'm so excited for#trueblood !!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Seriously stop this crap. I can't back you up on every lie you tell your mom. I'm tired of trying to figure out how to save your ass."} +{"tweet": "@syd5_varn welcomeee #weirdo #reachperiodprobs \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "I figured they were losing, cause no one is tweeting bout them anymore."} +{"tweet": "I so think my boss is on drugs or mentaly psychotic. His emotional roller coaster is like.. Ok who r we dealing with today? Bi+(# or Azz#0l3"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand why you would lie?"} +{"tweet": "i just made a reeeeal nerdy metaphor while complimenting ashley idk if i should be proud of it or"} +{"tweet": "I can never tell when a guy keeps persisting if it's cuz he really cares or if he's desperate and has no game"} +{"tweet": "Oomf is fun to talk to"} +{"tweet": "@Darbss @taytaymorgan_ @kwallace95 @fuchs_jordan hey guys! hunt me down!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@JoshuaClearr awwwwww"} +{"tweet": "@ChristinaHill13 HAHAHAHAHHAHA"} +{"tweet": "I really want to stop riding the bus.."} +{"tweet": "It's impossible to put clothes on right after a shower"} +{"tweet": "It's fight time !!! #MayweatherVsCanelo \\ud83d\\ude48 Someone's gonna win & someone's gonna lose"} +{"tweet": "A tiny ball of orange blossomed #between Qogo and Uluq as one of the Megador's turbolaser strikes found its target, and a"} +{"tweet": "Hey I scrubbed today."} +{"tweet": "The Pineapple is getting bigger and my One and only Sun Flower is as high as my house"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait until I save up enough money to move to Cali \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf09\\ud83d\\ude83\\ud83c\\udfe2\\ud83d\\udcb0\\ud83d\\udcb5\\u2600\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc98"} +{"tweet": "Had such an amazing weekend with the girrlllsss. Can't wait for round two this week!"} +{"tweet": "@jenni10711 OH MY THAT'S EARLIER THAN SPONGEBOB"} +{"tweet": "Awesome. #Indians"} +{"tweet": "and I'm missing the new season of Hardcore"} +{"tweet": "You kinda made my night \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I miss you so much."} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna look so pretty when I fail the chem regents tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@Perfection_Swag what is that a pic of? Cant see it."} +{"tweet": "And it's my fault you don't have cigarettes! Dick fuck go away"} +{"tweet": "Seriously someone with a car lets go do something. I'll drive"} +{"tweet": "Now they got laminated,paved over by success,and pulled out in front of,and cut off,with a string tied to the end of a stick,#TriCk"} +{"tweet": "Getting out of bed at 7:10 and leaving at 7:15 #accomplished"} +{"tweet": "Been sneezing for the last 10 mins. Da fuck."} +{"tweet": "Going to 1st block on Tuesday, then I'm done. My awful freshman year is over. \\ud83d\\ude4f\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@kylie_fife I don't know where you get the thought that you're ugly from! You are easily one of the prettiest girls in our grade!"} +{"tweet": "@FallingSkyWater jimmy johns"} +{"tweet": "@AshleyPfarr is way too beautiful and she needs to just stop. \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "TV news, instead of \\we don't know what caused the latest shooting\\\" get real and say \\\"ridiculously easy access to guns claimed more lives\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I touch the sky until I can't even function, it's about to go downnnnn \\u2600\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@Danny_Cakes_123 Omg! Gonna be such a good show"} +{"tweet": "... of course I mess that up to"} +{"tweet": "Lol. You're so defensive. Sit down."} +{"tweet": "@JKucko ill try jared"} +{"tweet": "I figured why donate just one TV when you can donate a billion little TV's. They recycle just the same, and option B includes an explosion!"} +{"tweet": "@gothlaw well that and the flyers are my second adopted team. They are the team that keeps me from killing myself when the CBJ suck ass."} +{"tweet": "@barkercharity Hey lady all I was talking about was some breakfast...not no prostitution"} +{"tweet": "This bed sucks"} +{"tweet": "@neilander10 you gonna fill in for me man?!"} +{"tweet": "My timeline is three people."} +{"tweet": "@kalicakes29 Billy Heltzel III does not have a win his father does . If that's not the official 1 why is it posted?"} +{"tweet": "I'm so sleepy!"} +{"tweet": "7 seed Creighton against 10 seed Cincy. Interesting"} +{"tweet": "Him >>>"} +{"tweet": "I want somethin else.."} +{"tweet": "Guitar solo at the end of Welcome Home. #sick"} +{"tweet": "Just saw a girl with a belt holding up her yoga pants... I'm not sure if it works like that"} +{"tweet": "@FloatOnLarry You type like a ducking idiot."} +{"tweet": "It will never get easier but you will always get stronger."} +{"tweet": "@chelseyrogo wrong"} +{"tweet": "Damn who will papa johns use in its stupid superbowl commercial now?"} +{"tweet": "@ItssssRachel_69 twat"} +{"tweet": "Zach & George let Kenz do their make up \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I'll pay someone in the 717 to hangout with my mom so I don't feel so bad about not coming home for thanksgiving"} +{"tweet": "I've been trying to fall asleep for 3 hours now"} +{"tweet": "Do people who live here ever tire of seeing rainbows. #idigit"} +{"tweet": "If I see one more Catching Fire tweet or post I'm gonna flip... \\ud83d\\udd25\\ud83d\\ude21 #NoOneCares #MostRetardedSeriesEverr"} +{"tweet": "I passed Geology! \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude0a #thankYouJesus"} +{"tweet": "Sore Odunsi thinks I'm gay LOOOL"} +{"tweet": "@taysorensen beautiful girls gets lots of love"} +{"tweet": "@levi_ivelnelson But it's so true"} +{"tweet": "I LOVE THAT ITS THANKSGIVING BECAUSE I DONT HAVE TK DEAL WITH TRAFFIC"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I think about quitting my job. Then I think about my bank account and future debt, die on the inside, and get back to work. \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@boozycou literally did that all day today"} +{"tweet": "I literally have the worst anxiety in the world. I feel like a crazy person."} +{"tweet": "Damn it I just fell asleep"} +{"tweet": "I wanna turn up with Miley .. That would be fun. Can't deny that."} +{"tweet": "You say you got no time for a girl but you can hang with your boys all the time?"} +{"tweet": "@allison_lynnnnn @thatdudeluke_24 THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD SNAPCHAT ME"} +{"tweet": "#Browns & #Indians Winning....Day is going well"} +{"tweet": "just saw a squirrel kill it self\\ud83d\\ude11 don't know how to tell about that"} +{"tweet": "I wonder how Stephenson feels about this #SorryNotSorry"} +{"tweet": "Its sad when you could even text me back in just explain to me how you felt, so its whatever."} +{"tweet": "#HowToKeepARelationshipWithMe tell me what I'm doing wrong and ill do the same for you"} +{"tweet": "Honestly so sick of this"} +{"tweet": "Cool is my favorite word."} +{"tweet": "@LukeConklin i have 2,000"} +{"tweet": "im such an asshole\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@HaileySchue hahaha thanks girl I'll try not to!"} +{"tweet": "2 Cor 4:18\\nSo we don't look at the troubles we can see now; rather, we fix our gaze on things that cannot be seen."} +{"tweet": "I lol at people who say they're getting a horse just for a pet. Yeah, they're great.. But alot of work, that most people get tired of."} +{"tweet": "New dining service here is unreal"} +{"tweet": "\\The mind is a blank slate on which experience writes\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "1- we haven't talked in awhile because i moved but hope your doing good at mohon"} +{"tweet": "high hopes"} +{"tweet": "I've never seen someone that I wanted so bad"} +{"tweet": "#LessonLearned don't get your hopes up because it never works out as planned"} +{"tweet": "They say the third time's the charm so maybe this time I will find my favorite hat :( #plsdontbegone"} +{"tweet": "@_KeeBlasianBtch where do you live in crowne point ? Like is it near tirell's ?"} +{"tweet": "@Fro_5 @c_ballard304 @cody_saltsman believe that all of them"} +{"tweet": "I swear my phone always vibrates then there's nothing there"} +{"tweet": "Over 2000 years ago, Jesus changed my life. Interestingly enough, you have that option as well today."} +{"tweet": "@poizngrl @THEINBREDCAT i thought thats what you were supposed to do."} +{"tweet": "@LateKemire it means that if it were to rain for a month it would equal the amount in inches of the next two days. Hope this helps"} +{"tweet": "you're so annoying"} +{"tweet": "Steen bad penalty early on"} +{"tweet": "TFT this guy in the doctors office said all everyone is talking about is how the Lynn girls should win state! \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83c\\udfc0 @Jdodd4 @LTompkin"} +{"tweet": "@MiguelMiranda42 @TravisHoye @caralorraine_c amen. Love you"} +{"tweet": "Why am I so obsessed with pound the alarm by Nicki Minaj"} +{"tweet": "Watching an entire season of top chef is the never fail cheer up for a bad day"} +{"tweet": "@Wesley_Wells23 @Whitney_Renee24 I have work and it will be hot! #itsthesummer"} +{"tweet": "@jch24 yay that is awesome!!"} +{"tweet": "@Its_Caly123 needs to come to Texas with me next time, so many trucks I know you'd love \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "\\u26a0\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@thatguyStarke its OK bro I'll teach you how to do it one of these days"} +{"tweet": "Nap time with Cruz (:"} +{"tweet": "@morghie_05 lol yeah you will :)"} +{"tweet": "@JaysonSwain timing isn't Strange's fault either. Blame the coach with an agenda."} +{"tweet": "Pretty Little Liars! :)"} +{"tweet": "Just because we are at college, doesn't mean we still won't find shit out and hear about it... We do have friends and cell phones."} +{"tweet": "@LucIsMrKeys I'm currently in ND right now. You're right. It is a nothing state. But at least not everyone here is a cowboy..."} +{"tweet": "@PistonPowered @vgoodwill Good players can make a terrible coach look good.. Look at Boston Doc Rivers ain't that good..."} +{"tweet": "Cardinals"} +{"tweet": "I miss hanging out with darla in our Summer days and nights together though."} +{"tweet": "@garretmccormick you shh."} +{"tweet": "And a best friend that can put up with me"} +{"tweet": "Sorry guys that isn't true"} +{"tweet": "@RippinRyan12 love you baby"} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry you had to see all those memes everyone they were just funny"} +{"tweet": "Not sure if that made sense, but...."} +{"tweet": "@CLMonty1 what's your snapchat?"} +{"tweet": "I have so many errands to run"} +{"tweet": "@julie_ranee yeah I don't need to meet anymore ratchet people I already have to see a lot at school \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I just spent a good 5 minutes wondering why my eyesight was so blurry. Then I realized I only put one contact in.. #ohboy #gonnabealongday"} +{"tweet": "Hahaha wow. Didn't take long."} +{"tweet": "@MeganVandygriff so do you. I thought you were getting up at 4am. So you could take a shower and make coffee"} +{"tweet": "Working 11-6 tomorrow. Fml"} +{"tweet": "I'm so attracted to you I can actually feel it driving me insane..."} +{"tweet": "@rmenchen it's going to get some mud tires"} +{"tweet": "#IGotAThingFor my left hand."} +{"tweet": "@Kyle_Gillen ......camping.....#PUMPED"} +{"tweet": "Can you not slam the door before I kill you"} +{"tweet": "Today is a perfect day for Six Flags\\ud83c\\udfa2\\ud83c\\udfa1"} +{"tweet": "Paul Walker isn't dead haha it's a hoax."} +{"tweet": "@k_owens69 iPhone"} +{"tweet": "Girls are annoying me more than usual today"} +{"tweet": "It's always something!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Tay_Day3 I'm I'm bed, i can't sleep and i even took sleeping pills."} +{"tweet": "@BelieveIn_7 today I think"} +{"tweet": "@Wizdom_12 indeed it will! Lol"} +{"tweet": "Wow I've been waiting for tonight for so long #bruins"} +{"tweet": "@Leav96 @jrope2 @mlandon1996 seniors are paying right?!? Do we all agree on that??"} +{"tweet": "I'm exhausted today \\ud83d\\ude2a"} +{"tweet": "@FRANKLIN_TK you missed it homie~ the biggest bummer"} +{"tweet": "@MindyTenHouse both he and Hinch were hilarious. That Target/Meijer bit had me in stitches."} +{"tweet": "And Thank God For That Brown Paper Bag Money"} +{"tweet": "@KellyyMello but not dumb enough to put it online"} +{"tweet": "Rode by Wall High School and just laughed \\Look at them, in school, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "The hardest decision I made all day was whether to buy ranch or French onion dip to go with my Lays."} +{"tweet": "@Nathangeorge38 after it scared the bejesus out of us."} +{"tweet": "I really wish it was 50 degrees and raining right now."} +{"tweet": "Listening to some Dropkick Murphys in preparation for St Patrick's day"} +{"tweet": "@NiallOfficial I just love you a lot. \\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "My room hasn't been this clean in a minute"} +{"tweet": "Ridiculously confused by Supernatural right now"} +{"tweet": "Have you heard of that new MAX guy on netflix... He's making my life so much simpler"} +{"tweet": "@TimGeorgeJr @VinoPinotLab lol what a sweetie...."} +{"tweet": "Lebron's dunks this year have been somewhat disappointing...obviously minus the absolute destruction if Jason Terry"} +{"tweet": "S/o to those up at 4:30am"} +{"tweet": "Tanner is into blondes @Rachel_kellyy @madi_riggs"} +{"tweet": "@S_Goyette42 she's another one \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@sdhanton WHAT HOW"} +{"tweet": "@Smokey_14 who fought?!"} +{"tweet": "Damn near went and threw my Rodgers jersey on\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "You are annoying"} +{"tweet": "half of my tweets are song lyrics"} +{"tweet": "Christianity is not about yelling at people and pointing out their flaws. It's about love and showing others how to do the same."} +{"tweet": "You were looking real cute lastnight."} +{"tweet": "@Houstorious 5 retweets"} +{"tweet": "Just realized I forgot Evans rolls \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "Well we made it. Time to see what Charlevoix is all about."} +{"tweet": "I wonder if people actually take me seriously hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Since no one wants to talk to me i guess im gunna go to bed"} +{"tweet": "@Brycethethug that's a cool organization idea!"} +{"tweet": "@DCisnotDetroit what a hoot, have colleague born there, says its a hot place but limited gene pool"} +{"tweet": "@quinnied close enough..."} +{"tweet": "@SydneyBrougher I'm sitting right next to you can you express yourself directly rather than tweet me #gosh #annoyig"} +{"tweet": "@bigfordsimpson @Ike7820 any weeknight and weekend games with at least a week notice"} +{"tweet": "3 hrs to go babysitting....hope wayne put a bottle of my wine in the frig"} +{"tweet": "Whenever I stand up too fast, I get really dizzy and everything goes blurry for a second. Not sure if that's normal or not..."} +{"tweet": "@justinbieber make us @lexaysykes"} +{"tweet": "The breakfast club and snuggle time with my baby..\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I just love buying people things idk"} +{"tweet": "@MattyRip definitely!!"} +{"tweet": "You can't stop my voice 'cause you don't own my life, but do what you want with my body."} +{"tweet": "@fannypackgurl i can seem to change my twitter username... dreams = crushed. I will keep trying."} +{"tweet": "@Ian_JordanHCO bubble butt"} +{"tweet": "@miranda_gibson @shanefairburn EVERYONE knew about that Miranda hahahha you just didn't know \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I have no goals or expectations in life anymore...whats the point cuz if it doesn't happen uve set urself up for failure."} +{"tweet": "Beatlemania here we come"} +{"tweet": "In case anyone wasn't aware, I made the best dark chocolate cheesecake and strawberry cheesecake over the weekend. Probs a new fav."} +{"tweet": "@CFTV @JeffMossDSR heady grilled cheese"} +{"tweet": "Every time I drink I google \\best foods for a hangover\\\" you'd think id know by now?? #wackywednesday @lizzzzielou\""} +{"tweet": "@AshleyKubikk been there just blow off steam at softball"} +{"tweet": "@TakemetoCali Well of course!!!\\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "I would be the one hungry at 1am \\ud83d\\ude12 #NeedFood"} +{"tweet": "@kelliemichellec you ready for the next chapter of our lives? #wanderlust"} +{"tweet": "@MaggieBurdis we were a bit wheezy you could say \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Makayla got me a lava lamp \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@hannah_lemaster is that bad? Lol"} +{"tweet": "@Tilaurin may the blessings of the Creator of Man fill your holy vessels with his wrath!"} +{"tweet": "Come out bitch, why are you hiding? R u scared"} +{"tweet": "6 weeks of school left and I have $100 on my meal plan left....yep I'm fucked!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@WakanSapaWi_ wait what?"} +{"tweet": "baby I want you to want me."} +{"tweet": "@rlintott Creeeeeeeeperrrrrrr"} +{"tweet": "I don't know if I'll be able to do this two a day today. I can barely lift my arms from 1st session"} +{"tweet": "@twilight_harris @ErinsA_Dragon @Shanaya_M1 @hotwheeler1 @TheDawnMarieee love y'all!"} +{"tweet": "@CasadyLanell @hopetravaille I third that.."} +{"tweet": "@hannahmckenziez lol no I was just eating there with a friend that goes there"} +{"tweet": "@lomcg1010 freaking awesome"} +{"tweet": "@Rena_leland wishes she was prettier than me. Instead she looks like a piece Asparagus."} +{"tweet": "Does this make wsu kansas' best team?"} +{"tweet": "Today has kind of sucked so far.. Stressed presentation, exam and I had to get a flu shot. Not cooking and homework.."} +{"tweet": "I love the feeling of knowing the day will be laid back and easy \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Most adorable thing I have seen all day: little girl crying because she didn't get to hug her friend before getting off the bus."} +{"tweet": "Star gazing at night on the dock :)"} +{"tweet": "My life honestly couldn't get any better"} +{"tweet": "It's not me it's you!"} +{"tweet": "Everyone's on vacation! I wanna be on vacation too. :("} +{"tweet": "Tbh half of my advice is from like songs"} +{"tweet": "@johnewing alright thanks.. I really enjoy your work!"} +{"tweet": "I can't decide if I should dye my hair brown for winter or keep it blonde #Help"} +{"tweet": "@C_Syverson dyke"} +{"tweet": "@Kiaa_17 I love you girl (; sleep good \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@AdmirallAdam listen to their acoustic album. They're all good. Postcards and Polaroids, if you can't hang, do it now remember it later"} +{"tweet": "I really just want to do something but #NoFriends"} +{"tweet": "As soon as I regain strength from that glorious shower, I'm going to dq for a box of chocolate dilly bars and a box of cherry ones #fat"} +{"tweet": "In front of your friends you act like I don't exist \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "Not Me"} +{"tweet": "The average on that chemistry test was a 56% percent throughout the grade . Little to say the teacher needs to reevaluate his life"} +{"tweet": "Id rather be on the bills sucking all year then be on the cowboys sucking at the most clutch times \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Cause if you jump I will jump too, we will fall together, from the buildings ledge, and never looking back #wethekings"} +{"tweet": "#InMiddleSchool @xo_kaiters & I would write each other notes & put them each others mail boxes \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I'm bored who wants to talk???"} +{"tweet": "Working a double at the farm #leggo"} +{"tweet": "THE SUITE LIFE ON THE IS ON ERMAHGERD I HAVNT SEEN THIS IS FOREVER"} +{"tweet": "Why did that just bother me?"} +{"tweet": "@TehyaCheyenne lol. But I love her #andherhair"} +{"tweet": "@ansenhultgren you are so cocky its ridic."} +{"tweet": "people who hold their phone with one hand and peck at it with the other hand are the worst kind"} +{"tweet": "@_DREamer91 lets goo!!"} +{"tweet": "The thought of you is driving me insane"} +{"tweet": "Might as well keep trying. Don't have anything to lose."} +{"tweet": "And this bitch thinks she has bangs.. like tried saying that she beat up two girls at one time hahahaha nah"} +{"tweet": "@rdykstra15 just kidding smith could have never made that throw. I'll shut up. 80 yard bomb!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "What a great night! I dont have to drink to have a good time."} +{"tweet": "Prom sounded so fun."} +{"tweet": "Lol I have my spurs on I ain't even riding horses today \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Ryan also gave me curls and I feel pretty \\ud83d\\ude09\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Guys who are dram queens make my life, lololol"} +{"tweet": "Watching the Vow \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "If she's been through hell then let her take you're hand and see the light"} +{"tweet": "I just searched my purse for a stray kit kat like I was a meth fiend looking for his stash. #growupkelly #Halloweenie"} +{"tweet": "Here's this... \\n\\nGo die \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Once August is here, I'm so ready for fall \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@Daparavlic he's humping the air obviously"} +{"tweet": "@KevloKDarB thanks man! I'll try! I'll definitely let ya know what happens tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "Why do boys like butts so much. I don't understand."} +{"tweet": "@monacco7790 hahaha dead"} +{"tweet": "cause I mean nothing to ya"} +{"tweet": "Frostburgs parking lots are so empty on Fridays haha it's ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "@theejessenewton I'll be there in a sec."} +{"tweet": "@TCchrisross now I can't text dumb things!"} +{"tweet": "Did Rice just take Oregon's helmets after their game?"} +{"tweet": "You is such a powerful word. Alone it can mean so many things depending on how it's said out loud."} +{"tweet": "good thing I'm sick right before vacation \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "If I were to make that video nothing would ever be off limits on social media again. And I mean nothing. It'd be an all you can roast buffet"} +{"tweet": "I'm not the guy who gets the girl \\nI'm more like the guy who gets the bill\\n\\ud83d\\udebd\\ud83d\\udca9\\ud83d\\udc43"} +{"tweet": "Love getting that cheesy little smile when you think about sleeping in your bed when class ends"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to go home and snuggle Lexie \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc36"} +{"tweet": "@Aperry20 when? Where?"} +{"tweet": "@PatsHoppedUp @KCStar that's what rhe Atty General is supposed to do - enforce the laws on the books. Prosecute unlawful use of guns."} +{"tweet": "@Fact @Celebs_Goss True that!!"} +{"tweet": "@fightyourfears_ I send them to you all the time!"} +{"tweet": "@jessicashan14 no I don't explain it to me haha"} +{"tweet": "this gov multiple choice is actually killing me......."} +{"tweet": "I'm so scared!!!"} +{"tweet": "I want you here next to me."} +{"tweet": "@SummersssBrooke You're in the shower right now why slash how are you tweeting me"} +{"tweet": "Anybody wanna do something its coool and sunny out to be in this house!"} +{"tweet": "Playing videogames with my brothers makes me feel like a real man"} +{"tweet": "You love me too much & I don't deserve it."} +{"tweet": "Joes game, ECP bring a friend to practice, then Awkward premieres tonight \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@DuffyMitchel yeah and then take drivers training with kids 5 years younger than them"} +{"tweet": "It makes no sense to me how I can sleep for 12 hours and be awake for 10 hours and I'm ready to go back to be already."} +{"tweet": "This is the town where the clowns put it down #techn9ne"} +{"tweet": "if everything happens for a reason. than why don't we ever know the reasons ?"} +{"tweet": "Who's around tonight an lookin for a good time #cockthirsty"} +{"tweet": "@stephhedrick @BarbRichter1 I meant YEAH lol"} +{"tweet": "@Nate_white50 Good job"} +{"tweet": "I do not know if I am doing right or not my own self."} +{"tweet": "@mollywyss that's why I thought!"} +{"tweet": "@BrittanyNiemann So do I call you or not?"} +{"tweet": "Everyone's wishing for a tornado and I'm here like um why would you wish that on anyone....."} +{"tweet": "Omg the notebook is on"} +{"tweet": "It's always a strange moment when some kid from HS likes your status..."} +{"tweet": "@kusanjosh hahaha I'm sorry. Seriously that show was the bomb diggity."} +{"tweet": "Watching 'this is 40' & omg this will be me and my man in the future hahah"} +{"tweet": "@PatParg4 absolutely haha"} +{"tweet": "@PinkPrincessMLK HA. Mine are pretty much impossible"} +{"tweet": "I just want friends to come over tonight.."} +{"tweet": "@Awhh_its_Kalt hopefully soon"} +{"tweet": "old people homes have the most STD's, think about that \\ud83d\\udc74\\ud83d\\udc75\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "@jJILLYg what's the name of that?"} +{"tweet": "City View Heights OH Sun Mar 10th AM Forecast: TODAY Chance Of Showers Hi 65 TONIGHT Showers Likely Lo 51"} +{"tweet": "@exeqted i would if i could;)"} +{"tweet": "I got 5 on the lions who's tryna loose a quick 5?"} +{"tweet": "we're just country boys and girls getting down on the farm"} +{"tweet": "Everyone that is reading this you are beautiful in their own way \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Dorito nachos are the shit."} +{"tweet": "@gospellee @rysmit68 that would be him!"} +{"tweet": "About to go buy a whole ounce for just myself."} +{"tweet": "No Jordan sleep not twitter. NOW I'm gong to bed"} +{"tweet": "The wall paper in my house is so ugly"} +{"tweet": "family game night with alex and alec weeee"} +{"tweet": "I actually don't hate this Monday"} +{"tweet": "Dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go"} +{"tweet": "@kmarfatia11 quit complaining"} +{"tweet": "@papaSMURPH27 werd I'm probably going to go to"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@1_Crazy_Mofo @Tatiana_Leilani the only good thing that came out of it was he isn't supposed to talk on the phone anymore"} +{"tweet": "To be honest, I did nothing. But it's okay! It's totally fine\\ud83d\\udc4c\\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "15,000 fans on hand at Carver Hawkeye for Iowa and Penn State wrestling!! That's Iowa Wrestling for ya!!"} +{"tweet": "@BigDyl45 no you don't"} +{"tweet": "Mother fucker..."} +{"tweet": "@3_egan just bought the newest one \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Happiest person in the world"} +{"tweet": "I feel bad for professors today, everyone will be updating their iPhones today. No one will be paying attention. #iOS7"} +{"tweet": "@cory1997milner . \\nYou know me , I'm never by my phone . Calm your fucking vagina shank ."} +{"tweet": "Today is going to really awesome aka not"} +{"tweet": "I definitely have never had back surgery"} +{"tweet": "Its disappointing that the Yankees are losing 2 of their best pitchers"} +{"tweet": "Today has been offically the worst day ever."} +{"tweet": "@austinlockwood5 I can't ride scooters either..\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "What a cool tap routine that was. #SYTYCD"} +{"tweet": "@MaddenMenUT just threw it 40 yards probably more between 2 guys for a td at the end of the game"} +{"tweet": "@MICPEnt the cons to the 5 life"} +{"tweet": "Whenever I'm sad I read @taylorswift13 quotes and instantly cheer up #loveher"} +{"tweet": "Well we've been at the mall for less than 30 minutes and have already dropped over $100... Oooops! @annna_katee"} +{"tweet": "@JennaVanRemmen doubt it I bye"} +{"tweet": "@Tomato_tAMATO the emoji possibilities are endless! #yetnoinfinitysymbol \\ud83d\\udd03\\u264b\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udd01 #thiswillhavetodo"} +{"tweet": "I am extremely exhausted\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "I'd be Kaitlyn's JGL."} +{"tweet": "Great, just want to upgrade to the next ones. Looking for $220. If you're interested let me know!"} +{"tweet": "Twitter just had an update & didn't fix the picture shit."} +{"tweet": "I should have been looking into this my jr year"} +{"tweet": "The Wings don't play till Wednesday \\ud83d\\ude10 \\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udc80"} +{"tweet": "Balling"} +{"tweet": "@Brandon_Garbino I how many have to from because I'm retarded #tweet like #brandon"} +{"tweet": "I'd break my bones just to heal your pain"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to date you, but I don't want anyone else to date you either..."} +{"tweet": "Today I heard a whistle outside and it sounded exactly like songbird from #BioShockInfinite"} +{"tweet": "@jsampersand @misterseancasey such a true story. So glad I have my seester & my bruther."} +{"tweet": "So excited to get my acrylics back on"} +{"tweet": "Migraine"} +{"tweet": "@MattyB_04 Well people are probably getting annoyed of our conversation on here too :)"} +{"tweet": "@TheMaxFata LET'S BE FRIENDS MAX TEXT ME"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for school tomorrow. \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "\\@cal4est: #TipsToDateMe Play with my hair and cook me bacon\\\" pretty much it hahahha\""} +{"tweet": "Old lady in a PT cruiser trying to race me from the light! WTF if I wasn't going to the store my blazer and I would've smoked you!!"} +{"tweet": "Well think of it this way now they have time to golf more. My dad said that and I guess he's right."} +{"tweet": "#NEVERFORGET"} +{"tweet": "@K_Mac_24 \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Forget about me? Oh yeah.."} +{"tweet": "@LucasB22_ glad I'm not the only one tailgating church"} +{"tweet": "@kelseyvredeveld vacation. Im going to florida on vacation"} +{"tweet": "If I'm nice to you then I probably don't like you \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "My parents need to just let me do me, I know what I need and what I don't"} +{"tweet": "I'M OUTTTTTTTT."} +{"tweet": "@seanwojosays THE WORST!"} +{"tweet": "@dubsys1 liarrrrrrrr. You can't use emojis on a computer. OOOO I GOTCHHHYEW"} +{"tweet": "@lynsey_beros that won't happen! I'm gonna be ballin in the front row!"} +{"tweet": "Catch us doing karaoke over at abbot pool hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Finally getting my haircut."} +{"tweet": "I ask so many fuckin questions and who am I even asking?"} +{"tweet": "Haydin Sanders is my fav person."} +{"tweet": "Finally got the go from my dad to get a house! Meeting with a real estate agent Friday at 2! #stoked"} +{"tweet": "Nothing's better than being able to sleep in tomorrow . #noclasses"} +{"tweet": "Guys in a uniform >"} +{"tweet": "Madison is still in so much pain from surgery :( poor girl can hardly talk or eat anything."} +{"tweet": "Someone got me excited and told me Coach Benson wasn't coming back then I saw her today. My dreams are crushed."} +{"tweet": "Okay yeah it's too cold seriously"} +{"tweet": "@maiya_denn i didnt even know that was him at first!"} +{"tweet": "I feel old but from now on I'm wearing ear protection to shows. My hearing is completely shot."} +{"tweet": "@JoeyBatcho hehe can't wait \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@dawsynkristyne @dakotalong03 deal"} +{"tweet": "Bring called princess >>"} +{"tweet": "Need to go change in to my mufti \\ud83d\\ude09 @nwest4242"} +{"tweet": "Home alone anyone want to stay the night lol?"} +{"tweet": "@FISHFISH12100 I ship it so hard!"} +{"tweet": "Look at the turd cutter on that"} +{"tweet": "the amount of money I've spent this morning.."} +{"tweet": "If it was anybody else I wouldn't have given a fuck."} +{"tweet": "I am miserable right now. But instead of doing the things I used to cope with, ill show my self control. Something I've recently gained back"} +{"tweet": "Was downloading some @dariusrucker on my drive to work to blast in the car but he came on the radio at the same time. #toughdecision"} +{"tweet": "Not excited to work all day"} +{"tweet": "@jennnymerriam I can see this happening \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@lauren_bucci thanks big! I just hope my fever goes down. I keep having the hot and cold flashes \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I have a lot of cute dresses but they\\u2019re too inappropriate for school."} +{"tweet": "I had so many dreams about you and me, happy endings now I know."} +{"tweet": "@Dweezy37 @Kovax_ yeah except for Lake shut down"} +{"tweet": "you say it best, when you say nothing at all."} +{"tweet": "Alyssa's tweets >>> I'm dying\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Ouch"} +{"tweet": "Funny how I never use my middle name. Americans go for last names only. I'm used to it though."} +{"tweet": "Got pulled over. Hopefully not how the rest of the night will go."} +{"tweet": "so nervous about this test!"} +{"tweet": "Just informing a few confused people."} +{"tweet": "where did the snow go"} +{"tweet": "@ctwallace14 haha well we appreciate the sympathy \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Soooo tired"} +{"tweet": "Stephanie keeps laughing at me. #notafan \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Just told I was the closer of the group. Apparently, I'm a woman who he doesn't want to cross because I lay down the law #thanksBlakesonice"} +{"tweet": "Anybody want some Boston butts?\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "is this a joke to you?"} +{"tweet": "Shut up Brittany"} +{"tweet": "Missouri and Illinois left before we're back in Wisconsin!"} +{"tweet": "They'll judge it like they know about me and you"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow and it will just be 5 more days til I'm in Fargo \\ud83d\\ude0e\\ud83d\\udc96\\ud83d\\ude0d\\u2728\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\udc19\\ud83d\\udd2e\\ud83c\\udf8a\\ud83d\\ude81\\ud83d\\udea3"} +{"tweet": "@xo_taylorlynn needs to actually text me the fuck back"} +{"tweet": "White trash wedding"} +{"tweet": "can I just stay in bed and cuddle with my dog all day?"} +{"tweet": "#SongsIWillAlwaysLove Will you go with me by Josh Turner"} +{"tweet": "@tdp537 haha ooh I'll find it! I'm obsessed lol"} +{"tweet": "You... Heh."} +{"tweet": "well... happy new year \\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83c\\udf81\\ud83c\\udf89\\ud83c\\udf88"} +{"tweet": "I really just wanna kick back and watch a good movie tonight"} +{"tweet": "@DuteMen she says she misses you, and I'll see u tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "I wonder if the Bama women will score more points tomorrow night than the men did tonight. 37 points in a whole game? Cmon Man."} +{"tweet": "Cuddle kind of day #girltweetbuttrue"} +{"tweet": "@KyleJHGamble How long is your tongue? ;)"} +{"tweet": "@Thatmanpig I'm holding you to that"} +{"tweet": "#3words I can't sleep."} +{"tweet": "I'm beyond upset about me not getting accepted to the nursing program. I am not taking it my senior year this is so unfair \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@jaredoban you're a babe"} +{"tweet": "I truly don't know what the hell to do anymore..."} +{"tweet": "Hope it's rains hard all day"} +{"tweet": "I still need to go Christmas shopping shit"} +{"tweet": "Just finished my second song :) #music"} +{"tweet": "Cutest and funniest wedding! Congrats Lindsey and Jerod! Welcome officially to the family!! #cousinlylove"} +{"tweet": "Will you be my caylentine??<3;) #ASKSAMANDKIAN3"} +{"tweet": "Hope Valentines day is a good one this year. \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I need plans"} +{"tweet": "My mood right now <<< \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Finally finished firefighters training and graduate tonight! Can't wait!"} +{"tweet": "Went on an awesome star walk with @welch4_life and @eohlrogge"} +{"tweet": "@NiallOfficial If I'm louder, would you see me??"} +{"tweet": "I miss basketball..."} +{"tweet": "I'm just tired now. And hungry."} +{"tweet": "This weekend has been full of Asian workouts, music, alcohol, sweat, little sleep, & spending time with some of my favorite people. #blessed"} +{"tweet": "@Baller_21612 I WISH I WAS! \\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@j0rdanmichellee Of course you'll be my manager \\ud83d\\ude09 #shoutout to my biggest fan!!!"} +{"tweet": "Does any actually understand what Alice in wonderland is about ?"} +{"tweet": "@lexiskw Will I am and Britney bitch is what I was going for ;p"} +{"tweet": "@shaylahollis @drewroy23 @levittlaw @briepotter wow well let me know when you hear more thanks"} +{"tweet": "@Matt_R_6 I'm just that good. You should know that by now! #psychic"} +{"tweet": "When people tell you how it's gonna be.....how about I live it and tell you how it was! #maybe"} +{"tweet": "Just a little to much snow"} +{"tweet": "Seaside tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Yay for food !"} +{"tweet": "@KristaAmy self control"} +{"tweet": "This snow needs to pick up if I'm gonna get my 8 am canceled."} +{"tweet": "I tweeted about someone other than Kenny #WUT"} +{"tweet": "Can someone please share the sandman?!?"} +{"tweet": "If you were really my friend you would understand. #annoyed"} +{"tweet": "I despise shopping"} +{"tweet": "sometimes its easier to pretend you dont care then admit you do"} +{"tweet": "I have the most respect for any guy that watches OTH \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Pure and utter relief and joy is all I cans at to describe right now."} +{"tweet": "Even though I'll have like closets full of just ketchup and paper towels but yolo"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to go to a rock climbing wall"} +{"tweet": "Don't mess with my food either"} +{"tweet": "I HATE cold weather..."} +{"tweet": "@rockgroupieprob yeah. I'm into @Saliva lately."} +{"tweet": "Stephen Collins is Addison's father yay"} +{"tweet": "the brownies put me and lex on a chocolate high"} +{"tweet": "OMG he's running over to the window"} +{"tweet": "The only inconvenience of being a girl is that we over think absolutely everything."} +{"tweet": "I have a serious shopping problems and no I don't want help."} +{"tweet": "@kaitlyncoooper love youuuuu"} +{"tweet": "Not needing tweets saying it's 3-2 or 6-5 in a basketball game. A good time to fold down the laptop screen and watch for few minutes."} +{"tweet": "Only had one class today and it was canceled so I'm officially on spring break! #woopwoop"} +{"tweet": "@LaRosaSal @giannaambrosio have fun"} +{"tweet": "@C_Mag15 Good day of parallel parking hah"} +{"tweet": "In love with this hot apple cider <3"} +{"tweet": "@TedStryker my mom,my son & I just sang that at the dinner table last nite! Truth! Lol...\\ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT BUNS HUN...\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Lol you bitches bouta get it fuckin with the wrong people"} +{"tweet": "@StevensBrianne she is such a diva!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Durant #1on1"} +{"tweet": "What I don't understand is why people are unnecessarily mean to one another. Spread love not hate \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "I miss my hand resting on your knee as we drive those back roads, singing to our country music #memories"} +{"tweet": "@KoletonW it's fine, it happens\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Creepy is my middle name."} +{"tweet": "Realized I had the same Avi for like 5 or 6 months... #timeforchange"} +{"tweet": "Don't know what I did, to earn a love like this."} +{"tweet": "My life would be perfect"} +{"tweet": "@DrewM24 you are right, only great things ahead \\ud83c\\udf8e"} +{"tweet": "@DiannaAngela0x yes"} +{"tweet": "Everyone and their mothers know that I'm agnostic."} +{"tweet": "Having a clean room>>\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Thought I had the gym to myself so I was singing ice Ice baby at the top of my lungs and a meathead came out of the weight room clapping...."} +{"tweet": "No sleep"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could walk around with a camera just to show you how much you get what you want in one day."} +{"tweet": "@joshschneider nope. I don't believe in calling dibs. It makes things unfair and causes arguments."} +{"tweet": "@ZimbabwePete Drew, that's dreadful! Even just thinking that is so wrong!"} +{"tweet": "@knawsry yep, that's it."} +{"tweet": "Hmmm races? maybee"} +{"tweet": "having a really bad headache<<"} +{"tweet": "can i go to bed now"} +{"tweet": "Gentlemen Jack"} +{"tweet": "I wish that summer wasn't almost over \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "For all i know it could be at the bottom of the ocean,"} +{"tweet": "@AllyMcNulty1111 @O_Gleebs_ @juliaangelinee too luck at ur game kick some butt ily all"} +{"tweet": "The girl I'm driving with looks like a mermaid"} +{"tweet": "#suckstosuck"} +{"tweet": "I have more clothes then I even know what to do with, yet....still nothing to wear"} +{"tweet": "Country strong >>> \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "So complicated"} +{"tweet": "Sad it's the last day of camp! \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "everyones all cheery and im like yup i hate not being with my mom all christmas."} +{"tweet": "Wow GH so good today watching it again."} +{"tweet": "@doublemmgenius i know \\ud83d\\ude0f gross"} +{"tweet": "@richardsb35 lol jammin to Taylor swift?"} +{"tweet": "I would give anything to go back to the way it used to be."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0b @bolts44"} +{"tweet": "So happy natts picking me up after school"} +{"tweet": "2 hours of relaxing before class."} +{"tweet": "Having a good ride >>> anything else #daymaker #perfect"} +{"tweet": "STOP FIDGETING"} +{"tweet": "@Nicole_Tonya11 WHERE ARE YOU. I know your mamaw didn't let you miss !"} +{"tweet": "Someone go to chipotle with me later \\ud83d\\ude01 #please"} +{"tweet": "@all_dat_JAS has anyone died since everyone left for college"} +{"tweet": "Agreed! \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "#JayCarneyExcuses Squirrel!"} +{"tweet": "@Skyliting Hee! Saving some of these for later. XD"} +{"tweet": "@justgracejulia come see the conjuring tonight"} +{"tweet": "@millerg8jr makes you wanna move!"} +{"tweet": "Everything that kills me, makes me feel alive\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@Duaney_fersure yay!"} +{"tweet": "\\@K_Tecki_: Loving the way the Herd is playing right now!\\\". BEAT that Hokie ass!!!\""} +{"tweet": "I hope to god tomm is fast in tell schools ends"} +{"tweet": "@Carl_Schuster tilted kilt"} +{"tweet": "Going all in on this snow day"} +{"tweet": "@Derpy_Derba HAHAHAH WHAT"} +{"tweet": "Spencer"} +{"tweet": "Monday, we meet again!"} +{"tweet": "Lying wont get you anywhere in life.. Ever."} +{"tweet": "Mother fucker. Come on"} +{"tweet": "@tawnydee16: The fact that I won't be able to play my senior year of softball because the doctor had to reschedule my ankle surgery<<<"} +{"tweet": "Ryan's got rapped a lot tonight"} +{"tweet": "i will always like him and you can just kiss my ass ok"} +{"tweet": "Second half blow out #Ravens \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Redneck crazy is a great song \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@KyleJLucas for sure! I bought mine mainly for coyotes but if I dont kill a deer with my bow it will be nice to pick the AR to go after one"} +{"tweet": "@peterfacinelli Twilight!\\n#justkidding ;)"} +{"tweet": "@PRoseish all gun control does is restrict the honest gun owner. the criminal will get a gun illegally."} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to set up camp and brew the first batch of skippy at 7 am next week"} +{"tweet": "I wish Siri had Morgan Freeman's voice,"} +{"tweet": "#complimentday @brittanyy_8565 has the cutest outfits ever! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@melinduhh12 tell him I said hi\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@TessRebmann @BTerrray @yumypanda @katieemcpherson you're so privileged I wish I was you Tess teach me how to live off welfare"} +{"tweet": "Having a Coney Island at the end of your sub would be pretty good if the service wasn't so god awful"} +{"tweet": "Why is Ty sleepin"} +{"tweet": "@katiehornn you in London?"} +{"tweet": "PmS at it's finest , this day better over soon"} +{"tweet": "I need cranberry juice to go with my vodka tonight."} +{"tweet": "Coffeeeeee"} +{"tweet": "3-0 Bruins at the half."} +{"tweet": "@westerkamm01 I am over 100 pounds! I'll show you!"} +{"tweet": "@TPSCraig @skipdouglas is that the new Christmas? #missher"} +{"tweet": "@Molly_Bridget__ ik lol remember \\dad?\\\" \\\"Oh hi Sean is dad there?\\\" Lol\""} +{"tweet": "@cicc51 that coffee brings back memories\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Today has been great already. \\ud83d\\udc4c #thankgoodness"} +{"tweet": "Oh hey 5 hour drive. #fuckyou"} +{"tweet": "Damn spurs choked game six hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Why am I in the same testing room as my sister \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@shan_browni EXACTLY"} +{"tweet": "\\Wilfred get off!!\\\" \\\"I'm trying to!\\\" Laughed my ass off to that\""} +{"tweet": "I need some coffee. Now."} +{"tweet": "Night swim?"} +{"tweet": "I'm just trying to help. Don't bite my head off."} +{"tweet": "@LucasCrist33 @JonnyC17 @tcrist50 @ImPhilthyDoe bahahaha. Oh yeah definitely."} +{"tweet": "All I do is sleep, count down the hours, and pine after my boyfriend. #BoringAF"} +{"tweet": "About to cuddle up with my sleepy boyfriend. \\u263a\\ufe0f I've waited two weeks for this. \\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "@SteveO2VitO lol yeah you guys easily won that one"} +{"tweet": "Watching Paramore's live stream on my phone because the iTunes on my mac is black screening me."} +{"tweet": "May not have got a 4.0 like everyone else but passed all my classes and finally had a good GPA. #imhappy"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna go freeze on walk"} +{"tweet": "You wouldn't even know."} +{"tweet": "I was one of the five of my phone isn't showing me the people"} +{"tweet": "Ugh why does my truck break down during the summer?"} +{"tweet": "Wish I could retweet highmay"} +{"tweet": "Third times a charm"} +{"tweet": "@torsongzz same! Can't wait to see your boodaful face \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Basketball Talk with @LaneCoulter \\ud83c\\udfc0"} +{"tweet": "@Irun2424 possibly"} +{"tweet": "@basedyoungheid @jaimeebeyer @sweetpooges oh yeah emmalee"} +{"tweet": "Finally getting to be in the student section >>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "\\He is a jelly bean\\\" \\\"one of those gross black licorice ones.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@danicrossey8 August 16th we get to stare at that perfection of a man \\u263a\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Hope nobody seen that creep shot tweet before I deleted it #boyfriends could get upset and I didn't mean it in that context. #Clarification"} +{"tweet": "World war z"} +{"tweet": "Everybody breathe, the brows are back. @MileyCyrus"} +{"tweet": "No school tomorrow. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "If I don't pass imma #Pissed \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I hate the fact that I have an 8am and my roommate doesn't. I feel so loud in the morning."} +{"tweet": "If only I got to see it. \\ud83d\\ude1e I could brag too."} +{"tweet": "@MIWryan fuck. Yes."} +{"tweet": "@JuanInNY83 That's big help for Blazers. Z-bo is a tough match up."} +{"tweet": "@NiallOfficial I'm so busy watching you grow up I've forgotten I'm growing up to \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@firefighter3730 I'm not so much on this end I sent u one and I think its lost in the cosmos can't b very long..."} +{"tweet": "@Michael5SOS good morning michael \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "My GTA IV game was somehow deleted. My life is over."} +{"tweet": "The stars these past two nights have been something else"} +{"tweet": "I really don't like you Fuhu Chen."} +{"tweet": "@Red_River_Blue Birmingham is on sale a week tomorrow so i'd say rest of.UK dates will be too"} +{"tweet": "Nothing like putting on a pair of sweatpants right out of the dryer!"} +{"tweet": "@Fisk_it_to_me we will be joining you very soon sir"} +{"tweet": "Now get to go out & spend $100 on a required straightening iron bc it's that time of year when mine breaks for no reason. #chi #neverfails"} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph NE. Barometer 1005.3 mb, Rising slowly. Temperature 44.2 F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 87%"} +{"tweet": "I just want things to be Okay.. I want things to be back to normal.. I hate when this happens.."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to just go home tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@optimistic_bass sitting here showing me videos of people too fucked up. Just realized that's one of my #1 fears. People having videos of me"} +{"tweet": "@MHarrisPerry @brendon310 @glaad i would have. He's adorable."} +{"tweet": "@Kymbee34 lol, that's when you finish your drink and walk away mid conversation. #scoutsout"} +{"tweet": "@AlexAnsara AJ Green! #WhoDey"} +{"tweet": "Cuddling with my puppy makes me feel better"} +{"tweet": "@A_Szacska yeah I know \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "i would stumble upon a movie that normally i wouldnt watch and finished it just coz i got nothing to do. Sometimes they turned out 2 b good"} +{"tweet": "Its so hard to be working today when I could be outside. Thank god for lunch breaks! @roastandtoast"} +{"tweet": "Great day \\ud83d\\ude0a. I'm excited for what the future has in store for me and for the people God has brought into my life #blessed"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow's Monday \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude12 stressing.."} +{"tweet": "Just got in a sticker war on Facebook with Logan Jensen... ive probably said two words to the kid my whole life. Hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Hey AP stats, youll be the reason i don't get the life scholarship. Fuck you."} +{"tweet": "Out"} +{"tweet": "I hate going to sleep, just because I know I'm gonna have the same nightmare"} +{"tweet": "I miss all the crazy memories I've had with @katiesprauer \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2a lol so many good timeess!"} +{"tweet": "This psychology final will be the death of me.\\ud83d\\ude12 ...Only thing getting me through it is it will be my last psych class forever \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@EricDavis402 sadness. See you should have listened to me"} +{"tweet": "I really wonder sometimes..."} +{"tweet": "His teeth need to stop lol"} +{"tweet": "@AllyB08 what do you think of Nathan on oth?!"} +{"tweet": "@kenziemorgan_ yeah every once and a while you should to stay sane"} +{"tweet": "But I am prone to hyperbole....so take that with a grain of salt"} +{"tweet": "@alyssa73090 I would be so proud of myself"} +{"tweet": "\\Who's got it better than us?\\\" \\n\\nThe Ravens do.\""} +{"tweet": "Beautiful day \\ud83d\\ude03\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "Im my number one fan."} +{"tweet": "Mall later"} +{"tweet": "I'm just ready to dance my booty off"} +{"tweet": "@__inmyownLANE I know thank you!"} +{"tweet": "What a damn sorry excuse for a human \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "She doesn't even go here"} +{"tweet": "watching rocky horror picture show with my dad can be quite awk at times..."} +{"tweet": "I love pictures"} +{"tweet": "I know you still think about the times we had"} +{"tweet": "@P_radCle19 @Gab3goo haha I get it"} +{"tweet": "Butters from South Park is my soulmate."} +{"tweet": "Locking all the doors so kidnappers don't come"} +{"tweet": "@strandquist booo. I want some! Have fun. I have Sunday Ticket, let me know when you want to hang on a Sunday.#iwantstew"} +{"tweet": "@BabyCuzo haha should give you a while, they're all good though man"} +{"tweet": "Girl, who's side are you on?"} +{"tweet": "@dizzyfeet Well said, Nigel."} +{"tweet": "@AlGameLife Broccoli > Plain Chocolate"} +{"tweet": "@CarolinaBoy116 this calls for a nocturnal wedding ASAP"} +{"tweet": "Praising Shel from that snapchat video"} +{"tweet": "Adventure time"} +{"tweet": "Sweet tea."} +{"tweet": "@nataliedente fear is a product of to much thinking"} +{"tweet": "I was gonna text you for cuddles but you're probably texting her so you get no cuddles. \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "Am I the only one who thinks waking up to snow on the ground is a magical thing?! \\u2744\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f #snowprincess"} +{"tweet": "I can't stand my mom. She's getting mad & freaking out on me because I don't feel good."} +{"tweet": "You ain't gotta you gotta drink"} +{"tweet": "Tries convincing my mom to by me some J\\u00e4germeister. It didnt work. Neither did Hennessy or captain morgan."} +{"tweet": "Raise your hand if you've become lazier than ever \\ud83d\\ude4b"} +{"tweet": "@ravenalegria13 @rapcritic_tgwtg If I recall correctly, it's bigger and The World's Sexiest Geek's."} +{"tweet": "High School Musical 3 \\ud83d\\udc66\\ud83d\\udc67\\ud83d\\udc71\\ud83d\\udc78\\ud83d\\udc6f\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfac"} +{"tweet": "I can't be lazy anymore #justcant"} +{"tweet": "Think I am experiencing my first migraine \\ud83d\\ude16 #Ouch"} +{"tweet": "@27katiejohnson my life"} +{"tweet": "Me and @c_steiner718 just had a gnarly boogey boarding wipeout"} +{"tweet": "TCU is a bunch of Republicans. They don't deserve a bailout like that. #Cyclones"} +{"tweet": "@AlexaBari I bet it was really good"} +{"tweet": "@Alyssakayb fine then be that way"} +{"tweet": "My room may be a mess, but I know where everything is."} +{"tweet": "@ragland03 Thursday 3-8 Sat 3-7. Sarah on vacation so I'm nights mostly."} +{"tweet": "@Eclipsy09 @sparklydutchess at least Marshall knows how to knock guys on their ass"} +{"tweet": "I hope everyone realizes that today is Christmas Eve Eve Eve. \\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf85\\u2764\\ud83c\\udf81"} +{"tweet": "@ohheykae Anytimeee :) maybe we need a Chinese date soon"} +{"tweet": "@nosduhanna haha my crazy teacher! \\ud83d\\ude29 I asked"} +{"tweet": "@extramsg subway..."} +{"tweet": "@jonesjuice yeahhh sorry, that wasn't me! I left my phone at my friends house and that's what happened"} +{"tweet": "@SyddRayaannn Adrian Peterson"} +{"tweet": "But really coming to the doctor makes me feel super awk. At least the nurses and my doctor are cool \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@camerontbarrett yes omg I love them!!"} +{"tweet": "watched @cmcdavid97 highlights and im in love \\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude0d he is too good! seriously."} +{"tweet": "Swearing on the bible means nothing unless you live by the words written in it. You could just swear over a clipboard.."} +{"tweet": "@KaitlynnLovelad awhhh"} +{"tweet": "@Lindsey0731 you okay!?"} +{"tweet": "seriously, I don't know what I'd do without you in my life \\ud83d\\ude0a #helplesslyinlove"} +{"tweet": "@ShawnReed21 #inspiring"} +{"tweet": "Crazy how life can change in a blink of an eye"} +{"tweet": "You know, movies are great and all but I have to say. I am so much more a book person."} +{"tweet": "I care about you. If you ever watch this tape. I care"} +{"tweet": "Someone please bring me and @MelLoveee popcorn"} +{"tweet": "@kennajunedelp no you don't \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@TraeWhitehead what?"} +{"tweet": "Everything's funny to me right now"} +{"tweet": "At the travelers #pga"} +{"tweet": "there is something about sun dresses"} +{"tweet": "\\u270b"} +{"tweet": "Thankful on days like this that I work at a coffee stand"} +{"tweet": "i wanna fast forward to summer when everything's better"} +{"tweet": "Someone buy me a new otterbox"} +{"tweet": "@Pink_Dagger They really are. I'm glad they didn't just hook them up, though. Although I hope it's a faster end game than Josh and Donna."} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna miss my little pretties this weekend. Have fun but be safe @biavelez7 @BethanyHan @alwhite_6 @srhenley13 .. See you Sunday \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I really want a Sheetz pretzel. Mmmm."} +{"tweet": "I wish I could of taken the Napoleon night sky with me back to Sterling Heights... Miss looking at the stars!"} +{"tweet": "@seanhealey25 @bgar15 @darkmeganis anyway we could do this excursion on Sunday? I could come up sat night for some activities?"} +{"tweet": "LT can't."} +{"tweet": "@JordanPizzo you don't need another one! One rat is just enough haha"} +{"tweet": "@DaxtonPatrick @jammin_jason @cole_kaney @clayluker @taj96paul wow. I can't wait to go next weekend"} +{"tweet": "I've been a nervous ball of mess since 1pm. AHHHHH"} +{"tweet": "My brother relationship is seriously the cutest thing in the world. #Jealous"} +{"tweet": "I wish I was with Britney or anyone because I need someone"} +{"tweet": "@naomiharney Healthy Cookies?"} +{"tweet": "@Mattjordan2120 getting ready to make cookies. You coming to help?"} +{"tweet": "@hatcher97 where is a cowboy fan's retweet from a 2013-14 Cowboy's defensive lineman"} +{"tweet": "I'm friends with a monster"} +{"tweet": "@tiapeters11 @Beanie_Les well you could of said that in the get go."} +{"tweet": "I've literately have never used FaceTime."} +{"tweet": "has automatically synced a weight from the Withings Scale. Crhannig lost 0.6 pounds since last weigh-in and 9.1 pounds so far! #myfitnesspal"} +{"tweet": "Hey I'm in your twit pic #yay"} +{"tweet": "Girls with blue eyes.>>>>"} +{"tweet": "Not going to wear makeup tomorrow so my mascara doesn't run when I fail this ksk."} +{"tweet": "@Plastich8erAlx is that a man or women??"} +{"tweet": "I want food"} +{"tweet": "@XxYourangel Pretty pic! Love sunlight like that"} +{"tweet": "If you want me in your life, prove it"} +{"tweet": "I really don't wanna work \\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@Shelon_Andrea good luck"} +{"tweet": "Drink. Drank. Drunk. Time to get wasted. @jen_bitchens"} +{"tweet": "@Leverageluver21 @LoriAll369 @ChristianKane01 @LadyCaramel68 @LadyLeverage your very welcome"} +{"tweet": "@d23kollross indeed I am!"} +{"tweet": "@indiana_dipper \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude48 hehe"} +{"tweet": "All I want is a puppy, to move into a nice new house and to go on vacation...is that too much to ask?"} +{"tweet": "I haven't can't and probably will never be able to post a selfie on twitter idk is it just me"} +{"tweet": "Going to bed this early >>> #CompetitionWeekend"} +{"tweet": "@Shawnhodge lucky fuck."} +{"tweet": "Wow it actually stopped raining #surprised"} +{"tweet": "Gee thanks @BlairLaCross"} +{"tweet": "Disgusting"} +{"tweet": "\\@moky6969: Wish i let my gf pick my friends for me. What a fucking tool.\\\" EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS...I WIN. dunno what it's about but I WIN.\""} +{"tweet": "@ryanhodges16 I'm trying to find out the same thing"} +{"tweet": "I hate nights like this"} +{"tweet": "I love when two people have gun sessions"} +{"tweet": "I am no solution to the sound of this pollution in me, yeah\\nAnd I was not the answer\\nSo forget you ever thought it was me, yeah"} +{"tweet": "This migraine could go away any time now. I don't know how I'm even alive after only two hours of sleep and the night I had."} +{"tweet": "@T_RICK37 is a screen shotting slut \\ud83d\\ude0b #StopThat"} +{"tweet": "It's plain and simple, I fucking hate you."} +{"tweet": "s&d players can't even be considered \\good players\\\" IMO. They spend the time grinding 1 game mode while we split time between 3.\""} +{"tweet": "Today <><><>"} +{"tweet": "I can't help it that I'm so popular. #leavemealone"} +{"tweet": "When Grey's Anatomy is a repeat I get pissed."} +{"tweet": "My family is in NYC right now! \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@TwentyER so is indiana also sir"} +{"tweet": "@Sterling1_ Mall today?"} +{"tweet": "Looks like I'm staying in my room all night.."} +{"tweet": "Your All A Piece Of Shit Who Will Eventually Die So Fuck Life. Kick Rocks Bitch."} +{"tweet": "If I lose you, I'm afraid I would lose who I gave my love to"} +{"tweet": "It didn't look good man"} +{"tweet": "@hoff4prez I was trolling on you asking you questions we both knew the answer to, because of your original tweet in which you did the same."} +{"tweet": "@jaclyn_annx3 kms"} +{"tweet": "Guess where I am for the weekend?! (: @Brittney_Wats @ashleykoch11"} +{"tweet": "Why don't they have a NCAA baseball game"} +{"tweet": "\\u263a\\u263a & her boyfriend tried to top my present. #thinkagain. @taraguillory123"} +{"tweet": "Now it's time to gym hopefully I don't pull a hammy #meep \\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\udc7e"} +{"tweet": "You know, You don't need to wait for New Years to change something in your life."} +{"tweet": "@CaitlinClarke_5 oh i thought you were talking about lost!!!!"} +{"tweet": "why my dad leaves me with my mom and sister for a week is beyond me...\\ud83d\\ude4d\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "I seriously would do anything. To have my life the way it was this time a year ago"} +{"tweet": "@hail3yjohnston love you 2\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@jazmintruex well I think you care sooo\\ud83d\\udc81 \\ud83d\\udc96"} +{"tweet": "@bradley_pack12 No! Because he's all mine. He's not officially my boyfriend. But I plan on it one day. And his names Michael. \\ud83d\\ude1b"} +{"tweet": "the people on house hunters drive me fucking crazy. there is going to be stairs everywhere you go!"} +{"tweet": "@SimonCowell NO!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Kiley it makes mine happy too."} +{"tweet": "@eliseeroughan this is like a daily twitter topic..."} +{"tweet": "People who talk about politics and don't know shit about it . Hate that shit . <<------"} +{"tweet": "What the absolute fuck, railroad guys?!?"} +{"tweet": "People are talking about this storm but I still have yet to hear thunder"} +{"tweet": "I just want more mo'fin piercings. \\ud83d\\udc80"} +{"tweet": "Extended version of Swimming Pools>"} +{"tweet": "There are some people who's presence just pisses me off."} +{"tweet": "Bye Charlie. Thanks for the memories. Time for a new leader."} +{"tweet": "We yolo pretty hard in PC"} +{"tweet": "Must be the drugs"} +{"tweet": "@Aundiibabe_ definitley\\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Need to do something tonight \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "I'm tired of always taking the blame"} +{"tweet": "If you don't have the cloud-to-butt chrome extension yet your life is incomplete. You have to go to the 'cloud' Wikipedia page after."} +{"tweet": "There is nothing I hate more than seeing my brother in pain\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@_3CP that 4-h pic"} +{"tweet": "@JoyPurdyInJax \\n#you are the best!"} +{"tweet": "WMWTSO reminds me too much of summer"} +{"tweet": "@PeytonsHead oh c'mon. Give them a break. It's not they raped someone........"} +{"tweet": "@_starryshadows_ I have like 5 things of the pumpkin spice syrup. $10! Pay me."} +{"tweet": "Happy Turkey Day Everyone \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "I'm laughing because I forgot that you take me for granted"} +{"tweet": "Most tired I've ever been #vegetativestate"} +{"tweet": "@beccaclaire1998 \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@DaytonReece @tquiggins probably not !"} +{"tweet": "Solid 1.5 hour nap"} +{"tweet": "@heybrittney__ well Vincent said you were poor so I'm sure you can't afford toilet paper."} +{"tweet": "@jadynallen13 I have my way with words \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I never remember that they test the tornado sirens every Saturday at noon in Norman until I hear them and get skurred."} +{"tweet": "@CaitySchutt I would if I didn't have homework! #lame ill try to get it done fast and then go \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I wish there was gas for $2.79 around here. But I'm not gonna complain at least it's under $3"} +{"tweet": "@_Wolf_Life_ Hell Yeah Bitch!"} +{"tweet": "Think it's time to switch to boxers."} +{"tweet": "LOBSTER AGAIN TONIGHT OMG \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow I will be volunteering with Habitat for Humanity. I am well into my third year doing this, and really look forward to it every time"} +{"tweet": "I have read the same baby book 6 times. Baby sis refuses to read another. #killmenow"} +{"tweet": "Don't. Want. To. Work. At. 7"} +{"tweet": "To earlyyyy \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I officially scared the shit out of myself last night. Never been that fucked up driving home. #shouldofsoberedup"} +{"tweet": "Well, at least the Rangers are gonna win."} +{"tweet": "Typical freak out cause pretty little liars is on with @alexiscarolineb"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@CarolynD30: @Outshyne is being played on the radio now with the song Every Inch Of You....congrats guys\\u201d one of my favs!!"} +{"tweet": "I wish i had endless bottles of wine ugh wine so GOOD"} +{"tweet": "I knew it was too good to be true. Shouldn't have fallen for that."} +{"tweet": "16oz"} +{"tweet": "Getting my hair did again \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@suz_b31 @dish dude I can't state satellite TV. I've had all types of TV. For me cable was the best. Seriously."} +{"tweet": "@gabbycynthia I've already had two. Haha"} +{"tweet": "I FUCKING LOVE BBQ CHICKEN PIZZA.. #BestOfBothWorlds"} +{"tweet": "@cassidyy_shea @Night_Nicingale nicks freaking face lol priceless"} +{"tweet": "People are dealing Pokemon cards in my first bloc #smh"} +{"tweet": "This week has sucked butt"} +{"tweet": "I need a drink! A hard drink! One that will kick my ass!"} +{"tweet": "The saddest thing ever is leaving 5 sweet puppies down with the big dogs and hearing them cry for you \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udc36\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "Your my first and last thoughts of every day."} +{"tweet": "So much to be thankful for today"} +{"tweet": "I love lamp."} +{"tweet": "@IntThings how"} +{"tweet": "If I'm on this bus any longer I think my boobs might fall off \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Just body slammed the door on my pursuit to the toilet"} +{"tweet": "\\@bossbitchfacts: You are exactly what you tolerate. You are what you put up with. You are what you accept. You are what you stand for.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@aliwilliams66 Hey everything good with you & your family?"} +{"tweet": "I'm dying a little bit inside."} +{"tweet": "My heads spinning?\\ud83c\\udf00"} +{"tweet": "@MSDavis213 good joke"} +{"tweet": "@MeganKantor Megan your my favorite Hahaha"} +{"tweet": "6th grade though \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@JMoneyyyyy yesss are you going?"} +{"tweet": "What color is the mirror"} +{"tweet": "The puppy is whining because my hand isn't in her crate. She's staring at me and making this \\come on\\\" whine. It's obnoxiously cute.\""} +{"tweet": "I'm so glad that I wiped out on the ice in a bathing suit and now have a swollen butt....."} +{"tweet": "We need a skating rink like cascade here, seriously."} +{"tweet": "@cdw1307 ME ME ME"} +{"tweet": "Throwback to when me and @ksimmy69 had a meeting with mrs morehouse and we both cried hysterically"} +{"tweet": "Why am I sitting inside"} +{"tweet": "@AutumnFields2 @TAYLOR_MORAVEC @franruff @alikapty17 wahh I wish you were coming!!!"} +{"tweet": "I have so many pictures I can tweet for #drunksluts but then I realize they're allll in Huntington. @kaceyyox3 @MmKatieBby"} +{"tweet": "It sucks that you have to date the bad ones before you find the right one."} +{"tweet": "Yeah...I have the best boyfriend. #bejealous"} +{"tweet": "You're one of the few people I can actually have good continuous conversations wih"} +{"tweet": "I just can't lose you."} +{"tweet": "He's such a natural performer ."} +{"tweet": "I can't wait till I live in the city..wiff my franns it's so pretty.\\ud83c\\udf03"} +{"tweet": "Class, then writing a philosophy paper before I go back to class."} +{"tweet": "Can you not. Go glue your hair back on now \\ue416\\ue416\\ue416"} +{"tweet": "all of your tweets are seriously so funny! like i'm dying of a collapsed lung i can't breathe"} +{"tweet": "Hate crying over stupid shit!"} +{"tweet": "@bleachcreach well we missed shady maple...lets get to hoooopin"} +{"tweet": "You. Are. A. Slut. #layoff"} +{"tweet": "Speed it up and slow it down like I'm switching gearsss"} +{"tweet": "@BeccaTennyson @DSyverson08 @Hinton_03 if i have the money too!"} +{"tweet": "Being sick <<< #fml"} +{"tweet": "thanks goodwill"} +{"tweet": "Had a dream about getting my wisdom teeth out, and now I'm actually terrified"} +{"tweet": "#JodiArias For JA only being 32 years old..she sure is looking old n ugly!!"} +{"tweet": "To the kid whose mom just hit on me in front of you....\\n#Burn"} +{"tweet": "COOL KIERAN. DON'T TEXT ME BACK. GOOD TALK."} +{"tweet": "@emileebaroner OMG THANK YOU"} +{"tweet": "\\Don't you ever say I just walked away\\\" #WreckingBall #miley\""} +{"tweet": "I WANT MY BFF TO GO TONIGHT !!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@rachelrach18 How's your break so far"} +{"tweet": "I miss every weekend playing club :("} +{"tweet": "Jk fuck that faggot"} +{"tweet": "Briana can I tweet about you'r tweet ? #myb"} +{"tweet": "I cant live without you babby."} +{"tweet": "I don't care, I don't neeed yaaa"} +{"tweet": "im still trying to comprehend why i got up before 10... this is unusual for me"} +{"tweet": "I really surprise myself sometimes"} +{"tweet": "It sucks knowing that we could never happen"} +{"tweet": "Your a dark cloud of judgement"} +{"tweet": "@_feliciaasweet this is the best thing u have every tweeted"} +{"tweet": "@JediTricked hahaha you're too cute!"} +{"tweet": "@itsTaylorBaxter @JPeregord @MikeIsAverage @kirbyisaboss @IAmTylerIacona this makes me happy"} +{"tweet": "Probably best night in forever \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "\\I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you\\u2019re a angry serial killer\\\" @CaseyElaine014 this is you! Lol\""} +{"tweet": "Don't talk to me if you're talking to other girls"} +{"tweet": "Lake day. \\ud83d\\udc59\\ud83d\\udc59\\ud83d\\udc59\\ud83d\\udc59"} +{"tweet": "I got that \\ud83d\\udcb5\\ud83d\\udcb5\\ud83d\\udcb5\\ud83d\\udcb5\\ud83d\\udcb5\\ud83d\\udcb5\\ud83d\\udcb5\\ud83d\\udcb5\\ud83d\\udcb5\\ud83d\\udcb5\\ud83d\\udcb5\\ud83d\\udcb5\\ud83d\\udcb5"} +{"tweet": "The dude across from me just asked for air sickness bags, oh hell no! #gtfo"} +{"tweet": "A Demi Lovato fan site retweeted me and for a split second I thought it was the real @ddlovato and my life was almost completely made."} +{"tweet": "Thank god I only have one class today"} +{"tweet": "Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you. Go home and play with your kids!"} +{"tweet": "Maybe I'm being insensitive but heaping lavish praise on kids for simply graduating for high school seems over the top to me. #graduation"} +{"tweet": "Damn \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@SarahGoffinet @KStep_saysit @LoahNutz @jason_head16 just remember if you ever spot the real one... Don't play dead! Run for dear life!"} +{"tweet": "@Kaitlin_Blaike she brought it up to me when I came in early once..worst 10 minutes of my life!!"} +{"tweet": "Sledding is not meant for adults.... #ouch @catvernica"} +{"tweet": "Now taking a nap then babysitting Johnathan for the night. \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "But hold your breath, because tonight will be the night"} +{"tweet": "You're on my mind right now...why \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@dimamichula about what??"} +{"tweet": "Not like you care about me almost flipping my car ..."} +{"tweet": "I'm so exhausted. I just want to be happy"} +{"tweet": "It's time for bed."} +{"tweet": "Why do I even say anything it's not like anyone cares"} +{"tweet": "Don't want this night to end.....\\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "Proud new owner of the cutest maxi dress evaaaa"} +{"tweet": "Can you teach me how to love? I think I'm failing for you and I'm scared shitless...#willyoucatchme?"} +{"tweet": "Don't miss the Lincoln Elementary Parent Holiday Sale in Petoskey today! No admission fee. Located across from the hospital."} +{"tweet": "Eating my subway while tweeting, so I'm subtweeting \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "We aren't too compatible I don't think"} +{"tweet": "@kayla_grace false. It does beat PLL wait till season 6"} +{"tweet": "hazed and infused"} +{"tweet": "Last nights freestyle battle was great. Lol Ross brought up Haley and Steph."} +{"tweet": "@AustinMahone OMG OMG OMG !!!!!!!!! I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Still haven't showered,hungover, and headed back to forks for class #hotmess"} +{"tweet": "Shut it downnnn"} +{"tweet": "@DMON3Y97 likes it in the butt"} +{"tweet": "@brookemarie_15 neither are you!!"} +{"tweet": "Even though tyler the creator was sick af on stage, and puked after he was pretty good lol. But Cudi rocked it\\ud83d\\ude0d @ducidni"} +{"tweet": "Now what's rick gonna wear?!"} +{"tweet": "Knock it off. This is ridiculous.."} +{"tweet": "I'm going to miss Madison"} +{"tweet": "Nice day to just get in the sti and go for a long ride"} +{"tweet": "I can't do a damn thing right. I swear \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@theAIRBHG bastard"} +{"tweet": "look at scott with the mirror pic"} +{"tweet": "I'd sure be nice if you answered me..."} +{"tweet": "Also you have shitty generic tattoos. I really could just keep going on ."} +{"tweet": "Time for this crabby bitch to go to bed\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Someone hang out with me. Careless bum"} +{"tweet": "@jnsimp oh. I didn't know he was ever a coach"} +{"tweet": "you're boring."} +{"tweet": "And baby it's amazing I'm in this space with you"} +{"tweet": "Your in a bad mood everyday.. you dont need to tweet it every single morning."} +{"tweet": "Workout, dinner, wild #plan"} +{"tweet": "That kid need to check his twitter."} +{"tweet": "@lauren9772 duh"} +{"tweet": "Instead of typing my essay I'm watching The Rugrats Movie. Time wasted? I don't think so."} +{"tweet": "Just lock myself out of my car... @willyhammond1 hooks it up with AAA"} +{"tweet": "@mattygraves7 awwww okay fine I'm cominggg haha"} +{"tweet": "Predicting I never see a person in real life with a samsung watch phone."} +{"tweet": "\\@reIationships: Cheating on a good girl is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.\\\" @kmikaylahucm7 haha i wanna tag him so bad\""} +{"tweet": "@Brienza_Ryan @hayleyysymons iMessage can choke on a dick! #fixit"} +{"tweet": "@Leslie_Diana ... Must have those frames."} +{"tweet": "Last day new york :("} +{"tweet": "Cold pizza>>>"} +{"tweet": "Your goodbye wasn't good enough \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@KCrawford17 lmao we dont suck. Just cant find the right guy. Lol"} +{"tweet": "Best night ever!!"} +{"tweet": "Laying in bed with 6 dogs and a cat lol I'm surrounded by love :) waiting for my dinner to get here. Back feels a little better"} +{"tweet": "I feel like all i have are my bestfriends, some of my family and my sister. I dont need anyone else, fuck you. #Pissed"} +{"tweet": "Tennessee is such a dark horse team this year"} +{"tweet": "When was the last time you thought of me? Or have you completely erased me from your memory?"} +{"tweet": "Its 12 where the hell is #B3 @ChiefKeef"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow is a new day and another chance."} +{"tweet": "I wonder if anyone has proposed through snapchat yet... I feel like some asshole has"} +{"tweet": "@handsinthe_ER you are literally so cool! Crazy! College! #teachme"} +{"tweet": "@jesssalynsuelaa well my wife beats me so how am I supposed to lose the tude"} +{"tweet": "@TaylurrMariee it's not even bad getting them removed I worked myself up so much cause once they do the anethsia you're out"} +{"tweet": "So sick of bullshit. Ugh I need a relaxing night. Three more sources for reaearch then time to pull five pages out if thin for for psych ugh"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@BbyKay130: #ThoughtsInTheHallways wonder if I appear baked today? @iplayvoiceWTF\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "@mike_doeblin this account loves you to Michael\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I swore it was Thursday, I even posted a tbt picture \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Those hot guys working at the mall\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc45"} +{"tweet": "Such a pretty face but you turned into a pretty big waste of my time \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@Liv__thedream what?? Haha"} +{"tweet": "Beat Higgins in both leagues this year.... Gotta love it"} +{"tweet": "@NinaKay94 dont think you'll face a tougher decision ever..."} +{"tweet": "#Westwood running out of gas #OpenChampionship"} +{"tweet": "Oh looks like I need more vodka. That's cute"} +{"tweet": "@JordanManigoe did I not text u 3 weeks ago saying I wanted OSU vs MSU because OSU needed to play an elite defense ?"} +{"tweet": "@ZekeFiorina ohhh I see"} +{"tweet": "@Valenchata hahahah wonder what that means \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Waking up at 630 is gonna feel like a treaaaat"} +{"tweet": "@hannahpaw @WorkaholicsQ Hahaha that's awesome"} +{"tweet": "@miiichaela_ @paigefairr and me."} +{"tweet": "My snaps right now hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@getdownwolfie too bad you have to be vile on line but round and round we go"} +{"tweet": "A cuppa tea and Downton Abbey #Sunday #SOEXCITED"} +{"tweet": "nothing's worse than when you do somethin wrong and there's nothing you can do to fix it"} +{"tweet": "If you want to be close minded, fine! I potty you."} +{"tweet": "@UPS @UPSHelp pack in delivery vehicle since 9:00am but hasn't delivered yet 4:20, what do u guys deliver in? Horse #upssucks #neveruseups"} +{"tweet": "Kendall \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "never in my life have I felt this shitty"} +{"tweet": "still can't believe how solid that fucking screen was last night."} +{"tweet": "Bring me to the horizon is fucking legend. \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "A year and a half today with @AdamThill1 I know we've had our ups and downs but it's only make us stronger. I love you babe! \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Not waking up at 530 is AMMMMAZING \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "My dog is so annoying. Fuck I'm trying to sleep and your panting and shaking. Yep you're kicked out tonight. \\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "@alecdubay14 so proud of you <3"} +{"tweet": "Monday should be sleep day. \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "And I wish you cared. But ofcourse you don't."} +{"tweet": "Is this paper actually due a week from today? Because that probably won't happen"} +{"tweet": "Let's get weird"} +{"tweet": "@Brittneyyy101 @MeganMBarry @jordanbell21 I can't wait!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@KADE2351 he is a winner... If you can't respect him for what he does than how do you respect kobe?"} +{"tweet": "@qlaurent_l I'm at Smugala's now haha"} +{"tweet": "I need to go to tj maxx. I need leggings."} +{"tweet": "Cats"} +{"tweet": "@laura_gill24 I think Beltran should of won NLCS MVP. But if he has a big game tonight. Who knows. He is 3rd on my list for MVP's"} +{"tweet": "I'm cold and need my boyfriend to smuggle with"} +{"tweet": "@KyFTFO like the one Patrick used last night to get pop. Patrick got cigarettes too?"} +{"tweet": "you are my sweetest downfall"} +{"tweet": "Diet Coke with Rum and Lime juice. There is a god and she rocks!"} +{"tweet": "@TFUHKINGV fine. Next tweets about you."} +{"tweet": "I got that weed blowin, champagne poppin."} +{"tweet": "@xavvvvvv you're asking too much of me #lazy"} +{"tweet": "Do daddies really never go away? Grandpa, tell me bout the good old days. #np"} +{"tweet": "My phones dying and my charger is upstairs \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@Brhodesxe21 you're jealous and you know it \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@Bman419 I think so, come with me an we'll sign up at the same time and what not."} +{"tweet": "Finally"} +{"tweet": "I'm ordering a stupid pizza."} +{"tweet": "Making bacon pancakes with Zane. \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Before you ask me to go to get a job today, can I at least get a raise on the minimum wage?"} +{"tweet": "@MirandaRalston no like ive never laughed so hard in my whole life like we were running so fast and you get a call like um tomorrow!."} +{"tweet": "Whoever put the coffee in the break room didn't screw the fuckin lid on all the way jus dumped scalding coffee all over my hand and arm"} +{"tweet": "@DonnieWahlberg @NSYNC @NKOTB @BoyzIIMen That's awesome, too!"} +{"tweet": "@karleeslater we just have to get through math and ragnones bs and saturday will be here :) #noworries"} +{"tweet": "@jadeweinstock you wanna do mine for me? You'll be the best person ever \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Not even sure what tests I have tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "An hour turns to a few. A day turns to a week or two"} +{"tweet": "Good luck to my fav soccer girls tonight! @falontaylorrr @KatieRimmer_ @Tis_Angela @BrittaniCullins"} +{"tweet": "Rip bird that hit my windshield and got stuck"} +{"tweet": "I swear if I played football I would kick the shit out of everyone"} +{"tweet": "I don't say bye, I say \\ud83d\\udc4b\\u270c ."} +{"tweet": "I swear that was Beyonce in Crabtrees uniform"} +{"tweet": "@djwonder Always sir!! Have been since day one!!"} +{"tweet": "I have so much freaking stuff"} +{"tweet": "@Love2_SeeParis practice a lot. Confidence. Or you could always picture everyone in their underwear.\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "I hate you lol"} +{"tweet": "People lose their limbs and are still active and fit..... Maybe I should go run a mile. Or 20."} +{"tweet": "@jesshansen033 be careful on there! Haha"} +{"tweet": "Stop it you're white"} +{"tweet": "Anything to do with you just makes me sick."} +{"tweet": "@taylormacORdie let's go"} +{"tweet": "I have school in 5 hours... insomnia go away #ughhhhh"} +{"tweet": "@ShellySometimes you can have Wordpress host and slap a domain on it. That's what I do and I'm pretty happy."} +{"tweet": "@caLinnn1922 I like it a lot"} +{"tweet": "This mud<<< i feel bad for @B_Comstock12 parents #muddinprobs"} +{"tweet": "Nose got pretty fucked up in prac today #puck"} +{"tweet": "@HeidiCooke they call me Betty Crocker \\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@ktbrew7 hahaha I know. For some reason when I clicked to put it on twitter from Instagram it took out my brother's name and put in mine.."} +{"tweet": "White girl wasted \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "I saw three high schoolers post pictures of their baby bumps..\\n\\nI lost faith in humanity."} +{"tweet": "There was an \\ Olympic game\\\" event at the Dominican some drunk guy joined and he jumped over the obstacle course he was first and ended up\""} +{"tweet": "This is putting me to sleep #SNF"} +{"tweet": "@austindavies and,we beat you guys lmfao ikr annoying"} +{"tweet": "just another day in paradise."} +{"tweet": "@Jaxby_ I'm going up around 1:30- 2ish."} +{"tweet": "@chelsearusso15 someone in the vineyard tweets the lyrics wagon wheel at least once a day \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Relationships last because two people made a choice. The decision to keep it, to fight for it, and to work hard for it."} +{"tweet": "@KinseyGrace go blue!"} +{"tweet": "@DMetzdorf7 i am too haha"} +{"tweet": "@andrewbenson32 oh Andy"} +{"tweet": "@mskatieleigh I still don't want a huge crowd \\ud83d\\ude33 I'll pee."} +{"tweet": "@MrNick_Ruark Wait, what? I don't recall lying about anything"} +{"tweet": "does someone want to come hangout with me \\ud83d\\ude4d"} +{"tweet": "Why you subtweeting me ?!"} +{"tweet": "Awhh"} +{"tweet": "I don't like where we are. No one truly believes in love trust hope and faith anymore. And that's the fault of all races and both sexes."} +{"tweet": "@roslynnlsl2 Did you enjoy your experience at The Little Diner? Then please tell the world at Tripadvisor and/ or Yelp. Thanx! :)"} +{"tweet": "Someone should text meee"} +{"tweet": "@chrisbeekreme there we go"} +{"tweet": "Obama better do something that bitch"} +{"tweet": "I'm kinda salty right now.. \\ud83d\\ude4d"} +{"tweet": "@ssaammzzz @yeaahhhTORI send me pictures when you're done!"} +{"tweet": "I'm irate."} +{"tweet": "today though\\ud83d\\ude0d>>>>"} +{"tweet": "It is technically halloween in 3 hours and 6 minutes and 3 second"} +{"tweet": "Hoping for the best, preparing for the worst"} +{"tweet": "SNOW TOMORROW!!!"} +{"tweet": "Shout out to @lil_addie for being an awesome friend! I miss you! Another shout out to @Angie_Chief for being the bestest friends ever \\u2764\\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Laying the floor in uncle Pete today"} +{"tweet": "Kyles cat rubbed my face I'm gonna die now"} +{"tweet": "Almost got hit by a car \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I hate you. So much."} +{"tweet": "I Love You babygirl! @foshoitskatie"} +{"tweet": "The Lone Ranger reminds me of red dead redemption lol \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "@ashlotton keep my cat out of this"} +{"tweet": "@rrachol yay can't wait :) thank you!"} +{"tweet": "I'm fucking starving over here"} +{"tweet": "Kyle miller just called out young life"} +{"tweet": "I HATE rude customers"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to go to Chicago and have a Starbucks date with @ihatekjackson in a few days! \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2615"} +{"tweet": "I realize now that I have to own the moment instead letting the moment own me. Realize I have the moment for the taking. #MyMoment"} +{"tweet": "@carolinepennell I think you were great! I'm still going to vote for you this week! #VoiceTop10"} +{"tweet": "Taste in music tells you so much about a person. It's something that I am greatly fascinated in and attracted by. #MusicIsLife"} +{"tweet": "I'm a good babysitter"} +{"tweet": "*Last hockey tweet of night sorry* #PerksofLockout hockey games every night and fav team every other night"} +{"tweet": "World War Z was surprisingly good"} +{"tweet": "@DarrylTalley agreed but Incognito is/was a loose canon. Just read some of his tweets to Adam Sheffler, telling him to \\bring it\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "That was kind of scary."} +{"tweet": "@_britttannny why are you still talking? Haven't you gotten the hint that you and your opinions don't matter so stop getting involved"} +{"tweet": "My hamster is off the wall"} +{"tweet": "Forever misspelling my tweets. Fuuuuck it"} +{"tweet": "@Nippin_Nyberg nice"} +{"tweet": "Hayden's leaving us hanging #AssHole"} +{"tweet": "111- i wanna sext you"} +{"tweet": "Thank dividing"} +{"tweet": "Well that sucks. I lost my ID... And my key. Wonderful."} +{"tweet": "I want to be in a The Beatles cover band."} +{"tweet": "Hope you all have a wonderful New Years!! Praying for many things in 2014.. \\ud83c\\udf8a\\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83c\\udf89\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "#PumpRules"} +{"tweet": "Idt Wisconsin wants it enough man"} +{"tweet": "wow"} +{"tweet": "@JacobCueny screwed on is the essay."} +{"tweet": "Rain is a good thing!"} +{"tweet": "When you over think too much"} +{"tweet": "Okay its raining. Awesome."} +{"tweet": "@Kyee1217 Oohhh girl! You know I'll crack that white! Literally. I'll bring my whip if I have to!"} +{"tweet": "@carly_reb tonight is the infamous Vball banquet.. Did you wanna go write a speech on the back of a menu in the bathroom? #misssu"} +{"tweet": "Pout to yourself. I refuse to feel sorry for you."} +{"tweet": "@ibeallie @CTOneThree Chad, I'll come up Sunday night and we'll do work on that pool on Monday \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "My third time school supply shopping this summer."} +{"tweet": "@dianepathieu Pics? ;)"} +{"tweet": "Hey someone needs to tell me what species Rihanna is because i am definitly not in the same one as her"} +{"tweet": "When you're so hungry but all you have is pizza that you ate for dinner and french fries<<<<<<<<<. I want a damn burger."} +{"tweet": "I'm effin tired. But hey, you can sleep when you're dead \\ud83d\\ude32"} +{"tweet": "Choreography tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Gross"} +{"tweet": "@TristinCosta87 is horrible at indirect tweeting"} +{"tweet": "I fucking hate microwaves"} +{"tweet": "The more I think about it I lost everything close to me!"} +{"tweet": "i'm so high right now guys and I don't even care about ms Boucher like chem is cool but !!! i'm busy with my own priorities my face is heavy"} +{"tweet": "Why didn't I listen to everyone"} +{"tweet": "I guess I'm gonna watch another movie then go to the gymmmm."} +{"tweet": "Not enjoying being one of the few kids who has to work 35 hours a week or more instead of going out and having fun....."} +{"tweet": "@geraldcc69 awwe, come to Salem sometime then!!!"} +{"tweet": "@ilovekevinlove I said Weirs Beach! Youre the fuck."} +{"tweet": "If senior year is even half as awesome as my summer, then I'm in for the best year of my life so far."} +{"tweet": "Is it 11 pm yet? Lol"} +{"tweet": "Praying for huge decisions to be made today! Ready to celebrate together! The tomb is EMPTY! Our God is not dead!"} +{"tweet": "I remember when me and @NHolzschuh used to chill and listen to climax.... #missthosedays"} +{"tweet": "What's going on right now"} +{"tweet": "Hands up and roll ya bodyy"} +{"tweet": "Looking like a super douche doesn't stop me from loving snapbacks"} +{"tweet": "Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Crazy World"} +{"tweet": "@ChelseaBStew What!! I didn't even know you had her! I need to come hold her. ASAP"} +{"tweet": "Praying for better ways."} +{"tweet": "@volvocarsus thanks Irv! Hope to see ya soon!"} +{"tweet": "I went out for like 20 minutes & it's like I broke the law or something"} +{"tweet": "Need. To. Study. But. Don't. Wanna!"} +{"tweet": "Nathan with the sick goal!"} +{"tweet": "Today marks Day 1 of the Pelican Bay Prisoners Hunger Strike to protest the inhumane conditions of solitary confinement. #PBhungerstrike"} +{"tweet": "It better not snow a lot..."} +{"tweet": "You probably won't reply but tell you me and J. Boehner have a longer term plan then this."} +{"tweet": "Temptation is the best movie ever .... Hands down."} +{"tweet": "I've just become numb to everything"} +{"tweet": "In my two years of nursing school, I have never been grossed out by ANYTHING. Until \\molar pregnancy\\\" came around. I can't handle it \\ud83d\\ude37\""} +{"tweet": "Nothing can go right"} +{"tweet": "Anxiety attack.. I'm taking a klonopin."} +{"tweet": "9.5 miles yesterday #holyshit #ifeeltheburn"} +{"tweet": "I'll settle for a delay, at least"} +{"tweet": "@Dana_Marie207 hey girl no worries!! this week sounds great Dinner or something soon \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Got the senior pics back \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "K guys we had Friday off. Be greatful"} +{"tweet": "I wish someone would make me their mcm\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@Bonerwitt hahaha. Is that at your house?"} +{"tweet": "I'm ready for this week to be over."} +{"tweet": "\\@PlNKSECRET: Bra off\\nMakeup off\\nBest feeling\\ud83d\\ude4c\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@Huntermoore Because all of the people on welfare and fucking stoners like him too much, and they're ignorant as hell."} +{"tweet": "At one point I did wanna be a psychologist until I realized I really don't care about anyone else or their feelings."} +{"tweet": "I like Dzeko, because he plays for City, but not when he scores against the US"} +{"tweet": "@malstuck oh yes, its chopped up my brain into pieces... After mrs weaver already jackhammered it..."} +{"tweet": "@RealIanD_swag so we bout to go out or to matts for the game?"} +{"tweet": "I hate licking seals on envelopes..."} +{"tweet": "@leah_are last week in January and first week in February! Des and Kirby are going to!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude12 I love gettin out of school and not being able to talk to Colton."} +{"tweet": "About to FSU with @mir9505"} +{"tweet": "That'll always be my family."} +{"tweet": "@BrennanKline I'm confused"} +{"tweet": "@mrs_goldie24 just sayin lol. I think you never want me to have a girl of my own :("} +{"tweet": "@ShaniceAdams this is adorable."} +{"tweet": "Well."} +{"tweet": "We get it, 2013 has four different numbers. #NoOneCares"} +{"tweet": "Great day of camp! We are ready for the next 2 days. Be intense, excited & focused. Viking Pride!"} +{"tweet": "My memory sucks"} +{"tweet": "Runnin down vermillion and havin 3 cars full of girls yell at me I think ill be ok \\ud83d\\ude0a I just wish I didn't have headphones in"} +{"tweet": "Why do girls get so jealous and bitchy towards other girls when in a relationship? I will never understand."} +{"tweet": "@RoccoSeth is so cute when he's drunk \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "A girl like you is impossible to find, you're impossible to find #fallforyou"} +{"tweet": "I've been at the top for awhile now, but I ain't jumped yet."} +{"tweet": "I am really upset that @keesee13 and @_tmoney13 didn't want to hangout during break!"} +{"tweet": "Ya get more with honey than you do with vinegar\\u261d #reallife"} +{"tweet": "I feel so fucking ALIVE! My mind is clearing! I love my friends and I love my life!!!"} +{"tweet": "@_CorBoB Haha oh not yet! On the 4th! But thank you \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "HA."} +{"tweet": "@CollinsKey this made me laugh a good laugh thank you"} +{"tweet": "when the heck is hockey season I'm bored with my life"} +{"tweet": "@Childers3_ @jt__erskine Dakota. Ur tryin to star for JV. Get higher expectations if ur so good"} +{"tweet": "Why are my feet so big \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@IseldaMetaj Ohio sucks"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udfe1\\ud83d\\ude99- I MISS YOU SO MUCH!! \\ud83d\\ude0d you are really good at football and rapping \\ud83d\\ude0f haha we still haven't hung out and played basketball, text me ?"} +{"tweet": "To many \\ud83d\\udc81in one spot"} +{"tweet": "Shopping today \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@DerricaDewitt wish I did \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@LizLynch_ I'm still in bed..."} +{"tweet": "@carissadovenero brick and titans yea"} +{"tweet": "Lady Scots did not bring their A game! Nice hits in the last inning Kay Wilson nice triple 9-12 looks better then the 2-12 that it was!"} +{"tweet": "I'm on a retweet rampage. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@UKMumBelieber exactly ::))"} +{"tweet": "I don't think I've even neen more happy to be alive than right nown"} +{"tweet": "@maeghanmurphy how snout I'll bring a lot of them for both of us"} +{"tweet": "@NickEventually I fell for speedway tornado things. I'm a pos"} +{"tweet": "Catch the football!!"} +{"tweet": "The way people drive in a little flurry really blows my mind #turnthefuckup"} +{"tweet": "like tana has me text him game details while he's flippin burgers.. kaleb says my team sucks.. wtf."} +{"tweet": "@brookelane11 aww thanks babe \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Grilled cheese panini for the win."} +{"tweet": "@ArLoL_Selix what you don't like working with me?!"} +{"tweet": "Omg I almost have three thousand tweets does anyone want a SHOUTOUT for it!?\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I literally burns hours of my time just with social media...why?! #addicted and #ijustcantgetenough"} +{"tweet": "I freaking love Kristen Wiig"} +{"tweet": "@melissgoldstein Number 1 could not be more on point #RushCrush #WeFoundLoveInAHopelessPlace \\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\udc6d"} +{"tweet": "I've said it before and I'll say it again... I don't have friends I have family.... #loyalty"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealBoSams sucks! Miss ya bo"} +{"tweet": "@savhaney fuck you for sending me a pic of you on a beach this morning \\ud83d\\ude21jealous"} +{"tweet": "@h_Smity come over I made pumpkin seeds and brownies"} +{"tweet": "I don't know anymore"} +{"tweet": "@Johnazdkw well I'm glee ur a bus"} +{"tweet": "Lets have a Sunday lay around and do nothing group"} +{"tweet": "Why would you wear sweatpants in the welding lab? Hello burnt ballsack"} +{"tweet": "I hear sirens.. Not sure if they're for me.. Waiting for the ambulance.."} +{"tweet": "#yourgross"} +{"tweet": "I'm about to throw this piece of shit computer out the window"} +{"tweet": "@Genesis_Hayes Thank you! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Thinking about getting a group of guys to go watch Laconia vs Springs tomorrow night in Fondy. Let me know if you're interested! #TeamLogan"} +{"tweet": "This is awful. \\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "You:)Drive:)Me:)Crazy:)"} +{"tweet": "In Massillon but not seeing @dancingnancies9 or @jmillers23 <<<"} +{"tweet": "@AlexEHeath it is awful."} +{"tweet": "Debating another tattoo while on break .."} +{"tweet": "Love missing the best game in college football history because I was watching a movie. Thanks Han"} +{"tweet": "I always have scary dreams and wake up and refuse to move #scary"} +{"tweet": "@_MattGreen10 excuse me what flow"} +{"tweet": "Wow what great staff and fans here at Camden Yards for the @Orioles game as a @Mets fan I am very impressed. #HatsOff"} +{"tweet": "I can't even put a sock on lmfao my foot isn't okay."} +{"tweet": "@RayHusky I am so fucking tired in sleeping in school all day"} +{"tweet": "I'm probably getting on everyone's nerves with my \\Zach and I\\\" tweets, but I don't give a fuck. No one will ever understand. #TrueLove \\ud83d\\ude18\""} +{"tweet": "Stauskas!"} +{"tweet": "Imagine if you're parents didn't pay for your phone. 99% of us GB kids wouldn't have one anymore."} +{"tweet": "Those fireworks >>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@franciscojms I'm still going to be a good person & be nice to the people who deserve it, but not towards the people who don't."} +{"tweet": "Lol came to get a burger and I get a job. Works for me \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "If I played hockey, all I'd do is fight. I would never score, but you best believe I would knock some teeth out and rack up the penalties."} +{"tweet": "So thanks a lot, 'cause I'm making waves and your not. I'm done taking bad advice and that's fine by you. -@TheSwellers"} +{"tweet": "How was that Duncan's foul?! Shouldn't have been called on either of them! Let them play"} +{"tweet": "@YaBOY_trevmarsh .... Maybe"} +{"tweet": "Best thing ever"} +{"tweet": "@FilipinoAce you're so cute! I love you so much! Night \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "The Peanut Festival is tonight and I can't go..#bummer"} +{"tweet": "I am totally underpaid."} +{"tweet": "@jodymbk see!! Sometimes mom just knows best! GO you!!"} +{"tweet": "Wondering what time it will be tomorrow when I finally try to get home from my dads #school #thatsquestionable"} +{"tweet": "I just really need someone to talk to right now"} +{"tweet": "Ridge"} +{"tweet": "Fuck DM's they never send \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "Wings...I need"} +{"tweet": "Hey boys we might be driving right through GR to Florida this weekend. Can do this cold much longer. You in? @schalk_zach @JLochinski17"} +{"tweet": "@FrankieSemo yeah that's good. I do treadmill runs on the weekend but if this weather stays right here ill be able to go outside more"} +{"tweet": "I've been spending my day on the couch and I plan on continuing it that way \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "what if everyone that doesn't know me misinterpreted my tweets and I actually have a boyfriend coincidentally named vlad?"} +{"tweet": "Girls are so nice. #shitnoonesays"} +{"tweet": "If only I could figure out what to do with myself after high school would be great, I have a year and a half and yet I need to know#problem"} +{"tweet": "It's time I learned to stop making stupid decisions"} +{"tweet": "I think its so cute when someone quotes our tweets and tags their LDL in it."} +{"tweet": "I just want to be Jennifer Lawrence."} +{"tweet": "@Tybeau_6 in the D"} +{"tweet": "I like how im just chilling in the hall @ChaseHamilton_ @BBORDrunkTrain"} +{"tweet": "if it wasn't for Alex I would've quit studying hours ago.. \\ud83d\\ude01 #motivation #thankyou"} +{"tweet": "@MaesonKatherine ill be right over"} +{"tweet": "this dog better not fucking die....."} +{"tweet": "Been graduated for a year now. Damn...this past year has been one for the books #oldman \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I'm seeing faces on the trees"} +{"tweet": "All them other boys wanna wind you up and take you downtown, but you look like the kind that likes to take it way out \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Your dog eats it's own shit... It doesn't need REAL meat in its dog food you imbeciles"} +{"tweet": "Its amazing how much one person can change your entire mood (: #happytweet"} +{"tweet": "Love waking up to a group text by @Bigdavey26,@amote_34 , @Mattmarkham819,and @MattForsthoff .Thanks for the disgusting mental images chumps"} +{"tweet": "I eat so much food before I go to bed"} +{"tweet": "@sctthckmn I've always loved kids that make less than 20k/year but flaunt the luxuries of their loaded parents."} +{"tweet": "what a fucking awesome night"} +{"tweet": "#ovoxo"} +{"tweet": "@taylorschulte8 @AshleySaps I'm Babysitting sorrrrry"} +{"tweet": "I just need someone and the ppl that r there for me I just know ill make miserable w my problems so I don't want help from them. mehhh \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "@ZSchneider10 actually a good band! Haha"} +{"tweet": "I will never understand why girls find the need to greet their friends with 'hey slut'... 1. Its mean 2. you sound stupid."} +{"tweet": "Congrats to @abbymoore05 and @BenjiTakamine :):):) so happy for you guys!!"} +{"tweet": "@benlester93 definitely dude"} +{"tweet": "@cdamico18 man I don't think ill be moving from a couch that day unless the bag falls and isn't within reaching distance... Lmao"} +{"tweet": "@koszy_5 Ohhh lol and its hard caus I can text with them but not use them on any other apps! #droidprobs"} +{"tweet": "I just got owned."} +{"tweet": "Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got..."} +{"tweet": "I like need a coffee of something?"} +{"tweet": "Day off tomorrow ...opening up the pool ...can't wait for drunk volleyball all summer"} +{"tweet": "Hair getting wet = very unhappy Cassidy \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude46"} +{"tweet": "@grace_geswein hai grace\\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@xbrandnewseason ill put it on your card. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Cry everytime I listen to boys of fall. So many memories and people I miss \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "Omfg, Never send a text when you're half sleep. Mine didn't make any sense at all."} +{"tweet": "I'm that guy that would treat you 10x better than any other guy could! You deserve way better than what your getting now.."} +{"tweet": "what if everyone at my school knew my insane thoughts"} +{"tweet": "@M_Kay40Raines it's okay haha I know how that is completely. Sometimes you have to be harsh with them."} +{"tweet": "S/o to Wally for bringing me subway for lunch!"} +{"tweet": "Got me like dayum baby, dayum. \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "its like all that time i spent letting you in and learning to trust you, built up this beautiful stained glass window"} +{"tweet": "@TroyKMarkowski @robdelaney where"} +{"tweet": "@hayley_lainnn why?"} +{"tweet": "@mark_may where's Pitt?? Lol"} +{"tweet": "Not looking forward to finding parking for work... #HOI #mcfaddens \\ud83d\\udc7b\\ud83c\\udf83"} +{"tweet": "I'm actually in a decent mood for once \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "weirdest dream ever"} +{"tweet": "And if my lungs still let me breathe, will you be there for me? \\nif I can make myself believe and give you back what you took away."} +{"tweet": "\\You lied now Santa and God don't like you\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@giiannnaaa it's raw \\ud83d\\udc20. dats so gross \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "S/O to my mom for going 45 in a 25 area."} +{"tweet": "i forgot all about that!"} +{"tweet": "I have some of the absolute worst friends ever.... Not all of them at least."} +{"tweet": "@Bobby_D_M hey there! Have fun n safe travels!"} +{"tweet": "@DatGirlCharly my grandma texts me sometimes"} +{"tweet": "This campus blows right now.. sooo bored. What's going on"} +{"tweet": "WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE SOURCE OF ALL PROBLEMS"} +{"tweet": "@Kileystowell bend over"} +{"tweet": "@Jessica__Haugen that's what the fuck in saying. I still haven't ate a single piece of candy. I'm eating a damn apple right now. #Pissed"} +{"tweet": "I'm about 6000 dollars away from my dodge cummins #sofar"} +{"tweet": "Don't you wanna stay\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "I can't be the only one"} +{"tweet": "Professor is pretty laid back."} +{"tweet": "@ACSpollen Only a useless moron would take advice from Marion Barry."} +{"tweet": "Again, is this a joke"} +{"tweet": "you just proved how much of a slut you are. #niceone"} +{"tweet": "Funny how my sister Jessica is sitting here watching Hairspray so intently"} +{"tweet": "Screw ever getting a boyfriend. I have my 6 brothers and that's all I'll ever need!"} +{"tweet": "Awesome timing. We just lost power and the electrician is scheduled to install generator Tuesday. Missed it by that much. #CanStillPost"} +{"tweet": "If you don't have a dream, then what are you living for? Dream big, achieve bigger!"} +{"tweet": "@BarackObama I'm gonna quit working so I can live off YOU Dem's have made it where its so easy to live good off the system! #not"} +{"tweet": "@Vee_Phelpss On my way!"} +{"tweet": "According to coach Wilson every day is a beautiful day \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@LaurB_21 bring gloves!"} +{"tweet": "Laughing till you cry \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Question: can someone who has gone to an album signing please let me know how it goes? Is it something a 8 & 5 yr old could do?? Cont..."} +{"tweet": "If you wanna see me twerk look at my last post"} +{"tweet": "gonna go get ready for my fabulous night and who knows, maybe you'll be one of the lucky five tonight?? :-)"} +{"tweet": "If all they do is let you down then kick em to the curb instead of running back to them every time. #youneverlearn"} +{"tweet": "@Kayli_Q hahaha we'll we went geocashing too and we got home at like 230 and I fell asleep and Allie and them took all the pillows so I get"} +{"tweet": "Do you like hugs? Do you like drugs? Wait what? Lol"} +{"tweet": "what just happened"} +{"tweet": "@Lyss_lyss19 So proud of my sissy and what she's accomplishing. I look up to her so much. Love you bestfriend \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I've always been one of them boys rollin' 'round in jacked up toys makin' noise on small town Friday nights"} +{"tweet": "Got home safe and sound :) but I have to say, I'm missing the warm Florida sun on my skin right now.... #bittersweet"} +{"tweet": "Works 1-7 @m_oakley91"} +{"tweet": "@PresidentStep @PILL_aDeLpHiA did you ever end up hittin it?"} +{"tweet": "All I can do is smile \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "@Shelbs2216 Do you know where yout working yet!??"} +{"tweet": "My dad just tries to find ways to piss me off"} +{"tweet": "So ready to just be home already and skip over the 12 hour drive. Can't handle this anymore."} +{"tweet": "Mass\\ud83d\\ude4f, then breakfast w my girls, then to the office all day #BrownJug #focus"} +{"tweet": "I have died every day waiting for you.."} +{"tweet": "i make myself laugh more than anything"} +{"tweet": "\\Dude, I've never told anyone this, but once when I was driving I hit a child. I floored it and drove away. It was so scary.\\\"- @dylankelly23\""} +{"tweet": "I need a ring for my thumb"} +{"tweet": "Okay the condom challenge is seriously disgusting."} +{"tweet": "Just caught myself singing We Can't Stop by Miley Cyrus....\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b NOT UP IN HERE!! \\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude49"} +{"tweet": "don't ask questions"} +{"tweet": "What's with this cold in the summer time?! I can't breathe!"} +{"tweet": "My oh my you're so good looking, who are you when I'm not looking"} +{"tweet": "I've been in a weird ass mood today\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Ready for this day to be over already and I haven't been up an hour"} +{"tweet": "Oh thank God. Power is back on. #yay"} +{"tweet": "I seriously love the fall\\ud83c\\udf43\\ud83c\\udf41\\ud83c\\udf42\\ud83c\\udf83\\ud83d\\udc7b\\u2615 its perfect for everything\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@kaitlin_pevan I think I wanna do the last two weeks of Alaska Hoops with Krehg! Just gotta look at flight prices. :)"} +{"tweet": "Wish the Astros were in the NL Central still"} +{"tweet": "It's honestly embarrassing how scared I am of moths"} +{"tweet": "@abbystuder1 @kendiekatz16 lol .... Okay !!! We can gossip"} +{"tweet": "@katejo_22 better not forgot my brownies \\ud83d\\ude0c and I'm still getting that touch up right?"} +{"tweet": "I really need a vacation"} +{"tweet": "I thought the miss America pageants were in January.. But this one is on Sunday right?? Anyone know details on this?"} +{"tweet": "High."} +{"tweet": "Clearly too easy to end it tonight. #bruins #notimpressed"} +{"tweet": "Oooo killem!"} +{"tweet": "GPS cedar 3m"} +{"tweet": "@ThePoopBoy delicious bass man. It always works."} +{"tweet": "Captain Gates \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@J_minix98 @LundgrenDylan right Jenner!?"} +{"tweet": "Me always being obnoxious."} +{"tweet": "@meghanbaron obvious reasons. Why does it not list any for you at all if that's the case?"} +{"tweet": "girls think I'm conceited cuz I know I'm attractive \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Gettin pumped up!!!!! Almost game time!!! #rollherd"} +{"tweet": "@kelsbuck @YourFoodPorn our favorite \\ud83d\\ude0d \\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Theres just nothing i can do"} +{"tweet": "my mom won't go for a walk with me though the trails in our backyard right now. like come on. live a little."} +{"tweet": "@BANKo_Is_Open I just wanted to see a blue duck"} +{"tweet": "EMILY HAS A PENIS @EmilyyHenson"} +{"tweet": "yep I will be taking myself shopping on valentines day. Might as well spend my money on me, since I don't have anyone else to spend it on!\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Maybe I'm just not meant to be happy \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@rachrazzz omfggg I literally just died laughing #hohoho"} +{"tweet": "I'm having crabs today for like the 6th time this summer then again on Wednesday #lifeisgood"} +{"tweet": "it's days like today I wish I had rain boots."} +{"tweet": "Don't waste your time on me."} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.7 mph NNE. Barometer 30.28 in, Rising quickly. Temperature 78.3 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 60%"} +{"tweet": "#ThingsICantLiveWithout my boyfriend :) @spudmansaunders"} +{"tweet": "@BryceNowicki26 sorry I'm so perfect \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "What's a god to a nonbeliever?"} +{"tweet": "Sorry to the attitude I've given everyone today. It's been an exhausting 24 hours."} +{"tweet": "Losing you means losing everything"} +{"tweet": "Why do I do this to myself"} +{"tweet": "Makers Mark tour was pretty cool."} +{"tweet": "@Maddie2real2 good!"} +{"tweet": "@logz_w @JakeKiehl10 I just saw this I really hate you both omg"} +{"tweet": "T swifts new single just confirms the well known fact that she gets fucked over a whole lot #sorrygirlfriend"} +{"tweet": "Much thanks to the girl who kicked me in the face during my game today, I now have a bump right under my eye"} +{"tweet": "It's 12 c'mon."} +{"tweet": "Good thing my car is stuck at Dunkin"} +{"tweet": "I haven't talked to @teakettle1 in so long oh my gosh, bby you need to txt me"} +{"tweet": "@joexextata427 ...So Thankful your home today!!! \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@DRAELDER yours is still unopened. I have my own!!"} +{"tweet": "But the Broncos got it right back, so it's all good haha"} +{"tweet": "@itstonybennett @abfalecbaldwin HBT tweet ... Parallel lives"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to fuckin punch you in the face"} +{"tweet": "If I fall you're going down with me, going down me baby if I fall. #dixiechicks"} +{"tweet": "@Trentdoe I can't been in line for 50 minutes now, shook the post Commanders hand though"} +{"tweet": "Margaritas with my ladies #twitterless Haley and @Cfinnegan02"} +{"tweet": "I think I just ruined our friendship...complete opposite direction I was hoping"} +{"tweet": "have u ever rolled and gotten to the point of it when ur like wow I'm gonna wanna shoot myself for all the friends I've made tonight ya me 2"} +{"tweet": "and everythings adding up ,\\nyouve been through hell and back thats why you bad as fuck .\\nand you know you are ."} +{"tweet": "My love for you grows stronger and stronger everyday. #cheesyquote"} +{"tweet": "@GunsLoaded56 dude be Hanson is surprisingly not bad."} +{"tweet": "Hoping and praying."} +{"tweet": "\\Okay,but if we get caught,remember, your deaf &I dont speak English\\\" clearly this was for Megan and I just didnt know it yet!\\ud83d\\ude02 @megannemma\""} +{"tweet": "@norahbruther your day is Starbucks yoga pants snapchat gossip girl repeat #basic"} +{"tweet": "@KelseyAskins message me ur number and I will FaceTime u tonight about it (:"} +{"tweet": "Crying at work is always fun.. #Dissapointed"} +{"tweet": "@24jacobs lol I didn't know yu had a Twitter lol I never get on lol"} +{"tweet": "Definitely watching The Notebook\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "New Years breakfast with my boy @JrJohnson42 #TheLife"} +{"tweet": "He wants to save his beer. Like what?"} +{"tweet": "@nicole_critter is my 10k tweet yay!!!"} +{"tweet": "Ha... I wish #lol"} +{"tweet": "stacys mom has got it going on"} +{"tweet": "Good Game tonight guys @Nate_Mitchell8 @Dr_Nasty_15"} +{"tweet": "This red hot chili peppers greatest hits album is just about perfect"} +{"tweet": "@LilRad3 sorry I couldn't stop and talk \\ud83d\\ude14 my brother was rushing me like crazy"} +{"tweet": "@HedgefundPLAY what's your solution?"} +{"tweet": "I ain't trying to be in the middle of this shit"} +{"tweet": "8 mile."} +{"tweet": "\\No it goes back like a starfish...\\\" @Loganronco\""} +{"tweet": "i want starbucks."} +{"tweet": "@ElPadrino616 get that ass here then sloot."} +{"tweet": "@LookItsCadence you are :)"} +{"tweet": "@Michelle_M_74 that's a great picture. You look like friends hanging out!"} +{"tweet": "if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar"} +{"tweet": "@Alyssa_rogers glad you like it \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Refuse give up all good things happen in time!!!"} +{"tweet": "One thing ive noticed through growing up. If youre in an argument just keep your cool it pisses off the person youre arguing with so bad."} +{"tweet": "@KelleyConners that's nasty"} +{"tweet": "Everything is going to be alright, maybe not today, but eventually."} +{"tweet": "@nickyj_23 and the Boston Celtics."} +{"tweet": "1 down, 2 to go"} +{"tweet": "Gonna smoke this and watch awkward then sleeep"} +{"tweet": "@AardappelJake fuck off"} +{"tweet": "Then I cut her like a barber with a Parkinson's disorder."} +{"tweet": "The only companies I let text me are Chipotle and the WWE, but WWE just pushed the limit with that Total Divas text."} +{"tweet": "@ohaisamk I like the Tegan & Sara CDs too. I've heard their sound before, so it wasn't much of a surprise as The Temper Trap was, haha."} +{"tweet": "Gosh I hate wearing retainers"} +{"tweet": "@cherip2000 have fun!!"} +{"tweet": "Second exam of the day ... #readytoleave"} +{"tweet": "So lost right now"} +{"tweet": "This is very creepy hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "And today sucks"} +{"tweet": "@kabumere Duh Silly.. According to US wage standards"} +{"tweet": "Your mama sucks so much dick she walk around on he knees"} +{"tweet": "My idea of bombing a class is getting a B+"} +{"tweet": "LOL, Waino in Game 3? Cards already up 2-0? #12in13 Six to go @Total_CardsMove"} +{"tweet": "@carrier_chris what does that even mean. if you jump I jump <3 faggot"} +{"tweet": "@Eddieyuke13 #bums"} +{"tweet": "It's great to be a Tennessee vol!"} +{"tweet": "LOUISVILLE fuck duke."} +{"tweet": "@QueenVicMirror Victoria I had the illness Kate does & mine lasted 8 months, believe me she needs this & I hope she can enjoy it\\ud83c\\udf39\\ud83d\\udc51\\ud83c\\udf39 #Kate"} +{"tweet": "@JC_Strobel23 @j_foote23 @Justin75Herman it sounded like that one voice jared does then jared called me & i got 3 calls from a private #"} +{"tweet": "Happy is an understatement"} +{"tweet": "I have been jamming out to @justinbieber for 8 hours."} +{"tweet": "@80srockmusiccom you give love a bad name!!"} +{"tweet": "Your the one that I love and I'm saying goodbye."} +{"tweet": "I keep her heels high, she keep my dick shootin'"} +{"tweet": "@MintyFreesshh @m3lani3xx oh course we will"} +{"tweet": "@LetsMakeDealCBS Yes, funny to see people make the same mistakes twice."} +{"tweet": "Goodnight twitta!! \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Imagine that. One day you care, and the next you don't. Lets gimme a schedule for next month so I can keep track. #asshole"} +{"tweet": "@KellyDaaaang you were supposed to express your desire to text me right away"} +{"tweet": "Getting ready to go to the mall is such a long process because you always have to look your best otherwise people aren't as nice to you"} +{"tweet": "@darballesteros I see you"} +{"tweet": "#NextYear"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c If two people are meant to be together, they will eventually find their way back into each other's arms, no matter what.\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "On my way to NP conference in Kansas City never been"} +{"tweet": "Fav dinner tonight what a good day \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I'm so ready for college basketball season and Aaron Craft \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@Mdownam it was fine. I got the next one. Took less than 1/2 hour."} +{"tweet": "Great baseball."} +{"tweet": "I Hear The Wind Whistling."} +{"tweet": "@ndeluc3 really sucks"} +{"tweet": "@BrinkerAbby what...................."} +{"tweet": "Seth and Amanda are being more than disgusting right now on twitter"} +{"tweet": "Someone please dm me.. I'm dying of boredom.. Idc who you are. Please make my night"} +{"tweet": "@TheBallBible you never text me either! This is a two way street buddy boy"} +{"tweet": "At heat rash to add on to that... -__-"} +{"tweet": "@F3nning @spinningpnut hopefully someone can help"} +{"tweet": "No way my phones gonna die"} +{"tweet": "@seamusc3 my mom said are vacuum was broken and now I know why ..\\n#SpermBuildUp"} +{"tweet": "Guess my night is gonna be spent watching the Big Bang theory. I'm cool."} +{"tweet": "\\Hey, you have three beers and try to say majestic!\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I can't find my packer jersey.. Crap"} +{"tweet": "Glad to hear that my laker throwers missed me. I love coaching these three girls."} +{"tweet": "I can make the pain disappear..... And I can erase the past.....I can make the future shine so bright.... And I can make right now alright"} +{"tweet": "@Hurley_53 thank you Ron!"} +{"tweet": "Someday I wanna have my own bakery, that'd be sweeeet"} +{"tweet": "And my name is spelled Zach not zack you fucking slug"} +{"tweet": "I hate when my mom's side asks me questions about my dads wedding. Like can you not"} +{"tweet": "@Mflockaa holla."} +{"tweet": "i get yelled at the minute i walk in the door"} +{"tweet": "Smiles around for the boys. Hopefully this gets them goin a little #GoSabres"} +{"tweet": "@nat_amaya haha love you"} +{"tweet": "Like where did you even come from... Go away"} +{"tweet": "@mikerattlesnake Stupid people with their stupid kids."} +{"tweet": "If you told me 4 months ago that this was gonna happen! I'd laugh in your face and say NEVER!!"} +{"tweet": "@fucktylersmith an adorable one"} +{"tweet": "I know people say this allllll the time, but sleeping in your boyfriend's hoodie really is the bessssst feeling! \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc97\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Nighty night bitchessss\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "You know you had a good leg day when you can't even walk down stairs."} +{"tweet": "Why is it I could be having a great day and then someone comes around and ruin it."} +{"tweet": "#IfWeDate We have to match one day. I find it cute as fuqqqq."} +{"tweet": "My dogs are my children."} +{"tweet": "I've never seen a bunch of grown men so mad. #HateOhioState"} +{"tweet": "Being with my family>>>"} +{"tweet": "@songsofsong what does it mean"} +{"tweet": "@N_Burgess12 maybe another time \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "People can try to replace one another, but truth of the matter is there's only one \\you\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Hahahaha. I left my driver side window open during the downpour yesterday & the seat is still wet \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Causally chilling outside of 3c's because Dylan is a fuck up & locked his keys in his car."} +{"tweet": "I got bored sitting through my entire snap chat story... Not sure how anyone else did hahaha \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "And we're all sick again...yay"} +{"tweet": "Why is Andrew still calling me.."} +{"tweet": "I've met some pretty amazing people in my journey of life so far. I'm so excited for what's to come."} +{"tweet": "I've babysat enough now that I really don't enjoy it..but I really need the money"} +{"tweet": "@RyanWegenast wow...must have been some strong drugs from the surgery. Hopefully it wears off at some point...."} +{"tweet": "Dear nku rec center , yes I forgot my all card,but yes I'm wearing full nku track and field gear, let me in to lift? No. Dumb fucking rule"} +{"tweet": "I should've asked someone if they wanted to go out tonight."} +{"tweet": "I think I'd rather text no one at all than deal with these bullcrap lines #stfu"} +{"tweet": "Fire drill #letsgoo"} +{"tweet": "The human race is so stupid. I'm glad that I'm above the norm."} +{"tweet": "@CRYoverit @peters_onme ill make some even tho my oven was on fire and don't work well... Ill still make some! #fatkids"} +{"tweet": "#JudgeMe"} +{"tweet": "I'm a straight forward person"} +{"tweet": "All this snow is gorgeous here! I miss how it looks at home.."} +{"tweet": "Getting tired of hearing about it, quite honestly. Let it be"} +{"tweet": "My weakness is that I care too much."} +{"tweet": "@tomoleonkomori2 \\u9694\\u96e2"} +{"tweet": "@362tasha trying to pull my butt out of bed .... U?"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna rid my sled and clear my mind"} +{"tweet": "I scraped my knees while I was praying and found a demon in my safest haven"} +{"tweet": "KOHLS IS INSANE"} +{"tweet": "Snoop dog and kesha are so fucking weird."} +{"tweet": "When I have nights like this, I don't have a care in the world"} +{"tweet": "Applied for a rifle deer license tonight. What am I getting myself into?\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\udc3a"} +{"tweet": "Plan hot tub is no longer being pursued."} +{"tweet": "\\u26c4\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0fi\\u2744\\ufe0flove\\u2744\\ufe0fthis\\u2744\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc99\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u26c4\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "It's a great day to be alive, I know the suns still shining when I close my eyes. \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "Having lunch with @BronsonTylor \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "One tree hill. \\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "All I want is boxed whine"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know you so why are you tweeting about me"} +{"tweet": "My day just got a lot better. I got an A on an 8 page paper I wrote in two hours. #how"} +{"tweet": "Your girls with me right now"} +{"tweet": "Should probably study for this chem test eh"} +{"tweet": "I'm honestly sad that I'm almost 17..."} +{"tweet": "@KassiHogann I need a bigger plan. I honestly don't know yet"} +{"tweet": "@Concerned420 u must be knocking on Santans door to think about that as a joke."} +{"tweet": "I always bitch about having to go to work but once I get here I just love everyone I work with so I'm alright. #lovemyjob"} +{"tweet": "Tell me did you sail across the sun"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to watch ABC News, but I will @sarahaines #HodaisjustRobinwitha wig"} +{"tweet": "You deserve better"} +{"tweet": "Someone needs to come over"} +{"tweet": "Go be whoever you want, you won't last long. Trust me on that one baby. :)"} +{"tweet": "@jaredhaagen Trouble formatting"} +{"tweet": "The worst feelings are regret and being ignored.."} +{"tweet": "You never realize how much is on your computer until it's all fucking gone"} +{"tweet": "#WhyAreYou letting fears of the future ruin your present."} +{"tweet": "@ShamelessFionaG Thank you! Please, let me know what you think!"} +{"tweet": "@_hayBAIL I'm kidding... Sorry.."} +{"tweet": "I'm ready to move out tonight #overit"} +{"tweet": "Think about it no ones normal"} +{"tweet": "Why do we sacrifice to fall in love so fast?"} +{"tweet": "The fact that girls pop pills to be skinny is a fucking joke \\ud83d\\ude02\\u270b wow"} +{"tweet": "My arms are sore from the shots i got today\\u2026"} +{"tweet": "I'm not crazy normally... Just only for you.."} +{"tweet": "What am I gonna do this weekend now?"} +{"tweet": "@rachelprice07 @lovepink1217 you legitimately are an idiot"} +{"tweet": "Why is it that everyone wants to hmu tonight ?"} +{"tweet": "I want some Fazoli's \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Why am I awake? Like forreal.."} +{"tweet": "@davidmccuee not a goal"} +{"tweet": "For His anger is but for a moment, His favor is for life; Weeping may endure for a night, But joy comes in the morning. Psalms 30:5 NKJV"} +{"tweet": "I hate my hair."} +{"tweet": "Tonight has been a nightmare."} +{"tweet": "I love the person that invented the electric blanket"} +{"tweet": "@vlexislsd I'm in bed"} +{"tweet": "@mattiecasanova BIGGEST ANNOYANCE EVER"} +{"tweet": "@amandayucha it's on it's on it's onnnnnnn"} +{"tweet": "I'm in such a good mood today,\\nI just feel like hugging everyone \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@Tyler_Jordan_92 @JonPolhe @makACD @NoahCross30 who cares if you suck. Just play. I def suck"} +{"tweet": "Get off twitter. Now"} +{"tweet": "\\We're a practical people.\\\" We. Kiffu had ceased to exist for her. \\\"But there's nothing wrong with seei\""} +{"tweet": "@TheCaptainDuck \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "So much for my happy ending."} +{"tweet": "I feel sick because of this smell of this fucking place"} +{"tweet": "I need more sneakers"} +{"tweet": "Tired of hearing everyone say auburn is gonna jump Ohio state no matter what the score of the buckeyes game is if they win...well auburn has"} +{"tweet": "Bruh I haven't even eaten breakfast yet this is tooooo much lmao"} +{"tweet": "@mnicole1030 I'm sorry ill do better! :-("} +{"tweet": "@kaleynewcomb saying \\hey\\\" doesn't count.\""} +{"tweet": "I would love to leave that class one effing time NOT pissed at the teacher! Just once."} +{"tweet": "Your really getting around now \\ud83d\\ude02 #nothankyou"} +{"tweet": "Taxes came back. Woohoo! Straight to the savings."} +{"tweet": "Taylor Swift is ruining music. #taylorswift"} +{"tweet": "270 977 1508 SEND ME THE VID"} +{"tweet": "don't know what i'd do without my friends."} +{"tweet": "When I wake up in the morning, I cant fall back asleep. I'm up for the day."} +{"tweet": "Waiting on Maury to come on"} +{"tweet": "Guess whos not going out tonight? #fuckbeingsick"} +{"tweet": "can't find my other shoe. the struggle is really real today."} +{"tweet": "@gastongarcia4 arribaa ..EL BOLSO ES DE PRIMERA..QUE SUFRIMIENTO POR DIOS.."} +{"tweet": "@Alauna_18 @marissadellarco \\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\ude4b"} +{"tweet": "Is it bad that I'm hungry considering how much I ate today"} +{"tweet": "Obviously you don't care"} +{"tweet": "@N8Nuss he did that after the first day when I wore mine and he asked me about them today, his don't even have lenses\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@haleyp_13 \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I'm trying"} +{"tweet": "@KimberlyABettes @Wesley_MichaelD @LayDerrick @KuntzCha how much snow do you thing we're going to get? #missouri #bipolarweather"} +{"tweet": "One could only hope"} +{"tweet": "Just one night all we got\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@Only_Fast_Eddie Always a bright side"} +{"tweet": "I got like 5 and a half boners from macs new album"} +{"tweet": "Oomf has the prettiest eyes I've ever seen \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Making all the same mistakes"} +{"tweet": "According to jace, I am a bad liar, a bad girlfriend, and a cheater. I asked him how he would know that since I never dated him. \\n\\n#Moron \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Wishing today that I was a normal teenager who was ecstatic to graduate. But I'm not bc all I have to look forward to is 40hr work weeks"} +{"tweet": "wagon wheel"} +{"tweet": "@lrrykeho @DanMcFeely Hope he doesn't have an early bedtime! Gonna be there a while..."} +{"tweet": "My mom has an instagram now! What?"} +{"tweet": "The summer pack @SaranacBrewery just released is spot on #125YearsAndCounting"} +{"tweet": "AM I OUT"} +{"tweet": "@DaBooshIsOnFire yeah it is, quit being a little girl and use that @ button"} +{"tweet": "Okay I've been tweeting way too much lately... I need to chill \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Everything I could ever ask for plus some. Mind blown"} +{"tweet": "getting accused for absurdly nothing that happened always makes me feel like it's the other person that did something & uses that as a cover"} +{"tweet": "So i guess the sunset was pretty cool back in the yoop today according to my instagram feed."} +{"tweet": "somebody go to the movies with me \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@THEREALEDP445 it'"} +{"tweet": "Two days until my bffs come to me for five weeks(: @solliemandel @simon_mandel #cantwait"} +{"tweet": "@MichaelORourke9 jokes are awful. Last minute flights to Charleston are not. #seeyoubrightnearly"} +{"tweet": "This warm weather instantly puts me in a good mood\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@IowaDieselCrew what's going on this weekend"} +{"tweet": "I'm really hoping since Sheetz is open now that work will be dead today lol"} +{"tweet": "I'm kinda done with you and all your silly little games"} +{"tweet": "@MaalChaney don't pretend like you made that up. \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@ashjess_11 yayayayayay! Perffff \\u263a\\u263a\\ud83d\\ude00"} +{"tweet": "@valenciajordan I've been playing thay forever! It's soo good"} +{"tweet": "@AaronRodgers12 @rickygangster @espn messing up the Brothers Aaron"} +{"tweet": "I hate when you're taking a nap & when you wake up your pandora isn't on.. Like how the hell did that happen?"} +{"tweet": "@dsmithh10 @Morgan_marando compare me to amanda bynes one more time and see what happens"} +{"tweet": "I just told myself that if I did Laundry and studied for the LSAT then I could watch dr Phil... I have an issue I know."} +{"tweet": "@Shovonnnneee @haleydelaney @Sp3cht12 @MelissaKlock let's go to Pittsburgh?!"} +{"tweet": "@aTalkingInu Should have protected yourself by putting on your Doctor Who scarf and swat at them with your Harry Potter wand."} +{"tweet": "Haven't seen my dad in months & he surprised me backstage before my dance recital.\\u263a\\ud83d\\ude28"} +{"tweet": "Drinkin a straw BER Rita watching the game #gogreen #thelife"} +{"tweet": "@hannalsabin I think he is so hot. Lol"} +{"tweet": "My cat likes to wiggle his butt before he takes off. Lol"} +{"tweet": "I wanna do somethin tonight"} +{"tweet": "WONDER WHAT SONG WILL BE NEXT"} +{"tweet": "The broncos playing like shit"} +{"tweet": "It's about to be bed time... #yawn"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to wake up at 5:30 and go lift"} +{"tweet": "@Bailey94L I have no clue what you're talking about haha."} +{"tweet": "@Will_hicks17 I did too! I'm so glad you go to come!"} +{"tweet": "@A_Toll5 Steve likes to throw cakes. How is GV doing with that? I wanted to go but I'd rather see him at the Fillmore on the 6th"} +{"tweet": "@fivesohs they should've went to different states. they were mobbed or treated badly in Kansas City. They went to horrible states"} +{"tweet": "Pissed off I'm done"} +{"tweet": "Plant lilacs in the cracks of my soul."} +{"tweet": "I look like death"} +{"tweet": "Bubba Watson is playing with Michael Phelps at the pro am. If Tiger was with then I'd be in heaven...."} +{"tweet": "watching zoey 101 and chase said his favorite band is the beatles, respect"} +{"tweet": "If I can't go to the city for st Patrick's day this year I will be pissed also"} +{"tweet": "@abbylekas can I have half?"} +{"tweet": "Boys are always confusing so I try to nor like anymore any moss!"} +{"tweet": "@heyitsKTT @nolimitcattleco you can't make fun when I don't give a shit. #dropoutprobs #GoMuleRiders"} +{"tweet": "@JHuff_5 tonight? I gotta go to Ocala in a couple hours."} +{"tweet": "I wish I was a communications major, life would be so simple"} +{"tweet": "ONE DIRECTION YOU ARE PERFECT I CANNOT. I can never properly heal from a performance of theirs. I'm done. Bye."} +{"tweet": "My dreams are so real lately I feel like they happened"} +{"tweet": "Given the recent allegations against Oklahoma State. I think they've established themselves as the only OSU #ThugLife"} +{"tweet": "A lot of shit changed, but I'm still the same ..."} +{"tweet": "@KLance22 I haven't played in so long I'm about to get smoked hahaha"} +{"tweet": "When people act like they're married after like two months << annoying get a life"} +{"tweet": "can't wait to tomorrow.. I'm gonna go buy safe haven and watch it all night.. (:"} +{"tweet": "Having a great time, but ready to head back to the Midwest! \\ud83c\\udf83"} +{"tweet": "I want chipotle"} +{"tweet": "Finding Nemo Dead #AddaWordRuinaMovie"} +{"tweet": "Working out alone. <<"} +{"tweet": "\\@MikaelaxSchramm: I really just need to go to bed before I burst out into tears. It's only a matter of time.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Going through old text messages is the worst"} +{"tweet": "ever wonder why bad things happen to genuinely good people?"} +{"tweet": "I've been home from the gauntlet for a half hour and my body is still numb \\ud83d\\ude28\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u26c4\\ufe0f #socold"} +{"tweet": "@GipsyDang3r girls drink"} +{"tweet": "LOL I REGRET IT"} +{"tweet": "Hey #benstein. Since you use to give away money on a game show can you pay my 170.00$ that @comcastcares not making the adjustment for."} +{"tweet": "Drinking time"} +{"tweet": "Shout out to @Bradenmiller15 for being in my studyhall for a while! You're actually one of the 7th graders I like. Lol."} +{"tweet": "@maxdoelling Looks like you got a creeper"} +{"tweet": "#believemovieweeked everyone go see it but bring the tissues it's an emotional one"} +{"tweet": "I've been getting told so much lately that I should go into modeling."} +{"tweet": "Loll"} +{"tweet": "Everyone is two faced let's be honest....."} +{"tweet": "Sean Kingston does a killer little drummer boy remix. #TisTheSeason #BigSean"} +{"tweet": "@rachelasherself I'm here:)))"} +{"tweet": "@Gwood83 is going off"} +{"tweet": "@AJnodrdreawn that's awesome haha!"} +{"tweet": "Babysitting 6 kids at the casino hotel is actually going great"} +{"tweet": "@annie_gregor until I disrupted your evening for tape #oops"} +{"tweet": "@ChrissyTressler you're cute"} +{"tweet": "@Cho_XIV woahhhhh yeah it was like just under 6k for the year! That's wild"} +{"tweet": "Qualls is our highschool math teacher and im not even taking math!!! Wth!!"} +{"tweet": "Culinary was so much better when me & @ShaeFisher22 had @CoraSmora @Auttumnnnn & @_TessaJae_ to enjoy it with! #MissYouGuys ):"} +{"tweet": "Johnny any day now.. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Do all the things I should've of done when I was your (girl)"} +{"tweet": "@Kell_Sullivan asshole"} +{"tweet": "@shelbyh8syou @autumnjduncan oh I just found then so I didn't get it oops lol but that's sweet"} +{"tweet": "1 down 3 to go #packernation #gopackgo"} +{"tweet": "This is Thanksgiving, not time to get drunk off your ass mom."} +{"tweet": "Fuck this."} +{"tweet": "Just at at Tokyo it was awesome"} +{"tweet": "@khardesty69 Awee, that's so sweeeet ! :) i love you <3"} +{"tweet": "@JulioW_4 alright nice"} +{"tweet": "I jealous of Andy and Emily"} +{"tweet": "Why are most doctors money hungry assholes? Your job is to help sick people, not upset them worse than they already are over trivial things."} +{"tweet": "Guess the broncos are playing the refs today along with the ravens"} +{"tweet": "RIP to my sleep"} +{"tweet": "@JadaMcKinley Haha or the spit"} +{"tweet": "Life is a movie I've seen too many times"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure I'm the worst salesman ever"} +{"tweet": "I could be a morning person if morning happened to be around noon."} +{"tweet": "stomach killls"} +{"tweet": "First a snow storm then rain now an ice storm I just wanna go home to my mommy and daddy dammit! \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Dear teacher\\nI would really like it if you would post my test grade already! \\n#ineedtoknow"} +{"tweet": "And yes I really have an aunt Judy with a big booty.."} +{"tweet": "Tweeting doesn't solve anything"} +{"tweet": "Promises I hope I never break em"} +{"tweet": "@carlybeisel we need to make that pong table!"} +{"tweet": "So glad the central michigan ball state game is on instead the mls game thus forcing me to study"} +{"tweet": "Wish this day would get better not worse #fml"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@alyssa15_: @kswaggieeee I got something to tell youuuuuu! \\ud83d\\ude04\\u201d tell me booboo!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Once again, I always seem to be wrong."} +{"tweet": "@CoitusIntrptus I think I've been to red lobster 3 times in my life John"} +{"tweet": "Lets see who my team picks"} +{"tweet": "When i was younger i threw snowballs at salt trucks when they drove past hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Wind 5 mph W. Barometer 1023.0 mb, Rising quickly. Temperature 17.1 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 50%"} +{"tweet": "Going to @TheRealJCole11 's house because I haven't been with him the past three days and it's weird."} +{"tweet": "I hateeeee cleaning, but the only reason im doing it is so i can go to chelseas house tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "Late night Ping pong beasts \\ud83d\\ude1c@elyssamountain , Lauren and Eric"} +{"tweet": "ON PAGE 4 OF 7. ALMOST THERE."} +{"tweet": "Everybody has their own vision but we all do share the same common goal"} +{"tweet": "@_kenzie_kayy @kacibug23 and me!"} +{"tweet": "@jordphillipine SERIOUSLY! Like I'm trying to play Spores because it's how I feel about every ex and I'm sad but it doesn't work :/"} +{"tweet": "Insulting people isn't going to make you feel any better about yourself #SucksToSuck"} +{"tweet": "I don't get it like I lay in the sun for like 12 hours and become more pale than I was to begin with"} +{"tweet": "Can I get in your suitcase and get out of hell! aka Pittsfield @oliviiagracce"} +{"tweet": "There's no greater sense of power than sinking the last cup in beer pong #letsbereal"} +{"tweet": "@agoodwincollect hi I'm a huge fan of #GAC & #BigSteppin I ordered an autographed pic of u on Jan17th but still haven't received it, (cont.)"} +{"tweet": "I love criminal minds so much"} +{"tweet": "@Myranda_Napier who?!"} +{"tweet": "@screamingcitc Thank you!"} +{"tweet": "If u like someone out there just go get them and don't be a pussy to ask that person out"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you Parise"} +{"tweet": "I really don't know how my mom manages to find my bottle EVERYTIME. At least she leaves it there"} +{"tweet": "Ohh.. How I love listening to oldies. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@codyewing00 get us hooked us"} +{"tweet": "Frankie's gonna wait til 7 in the morning to pack..."} +{"tweet": "Sleeping naked>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@brandonszegda14 it's alright. I'll probably watch the rest on my phone or somethin."} +{"tweet": "not only am I eating at Dobbs by alone, I'm that asshole taking up an 8 person table. #isuck"} +{"tweet": "5% sweeeeeeet"} +{"tweet": "Tonight should be interesting"} +{"tweet": "With all of the bicycle events tomorrow, I plan on rebelling against mainstream bike culture by sleeping in, drinking beer and overeating."} +{"tweet": "@KateJ1016 love you Kate!!! Happy new year to you!! Hope I see you many times in 2014 \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I hate fucking waiting"} +{"tweet": "S/o to @SavannahFaye16 for having awesome hair\\ud83d\\ude46 and being there for me sense forever\\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@JacksonTaylor44 fear the fish."} +{"tweet": "What a shot. What a game."} +{"tweet": "@christirat haha @lexd21 said the same thing. #TeamNoSleep"} +{"tweet": "@feedly Unless I completely close feedly, it should open up right were I left off from minimized state"} +{"tweet": "When someone changes their profile pic too something ugly and you're like out of all them you picked that one. Like the ugliest one.. #what"} +{"tweet": "I'll also add back"} +{"tweet": "Do people even notice my existence or..."} +{"tweet": "Snow coming down fast out there. Waiting for the bus. #nervousmama"} +{"tweet": "Just watched one of my favorite movies ever \\rounders\\\" #classic\""} +{"tweet": "I love when I get challenged"} +{"tweet": "Telling Haley all of my dorky stories about my boyfriend made me realize why I fell in love with him in the first place."} +{"tweet": "@meganelaine31 @sami_jacobsen you come with too \\u263a\\n \\ud83d\\udc58"} +{"tweet": "@paulsimon126 nope"} +{"tweet": "So I come home and as soon as I get in the door my moms boyfriend talking shit let me get out of here"} +{"tweet": "I should be with @Brittanyyy_Dawn right meow!"} +{"tweet": "@Tyler_Persons @rachel_primack i don't like you then. #teamrache"} +{"tweet": "I love my natural hair"} +{"tweet": "Got my first DL piece yesterday btw. Just some casting boots but :) #FFXIV"} +{"tweet": "Loving today outside!"} +{"tweet": "@DOUGIE_2timez I wanted them but didn't feel like waiting"} +{"tweet": "@Godspeed2 working like crazy where are u at nowadays"} +{"tweet": "I'm laying in bed already and it's only 8:30"} +{"tweet": "okay you can all stop staring at me weird when I say \\hi dad\\\" in the lunch line.. my dad is the head chef here\""} +{"tweet": "@MichaelaSand1 love you too\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@TylerIrv9 well, you're huge #holeymoley"} +{"tweet": "Hard for you I've fallen, but you can't break my fall"} +{"tweet": "Soooo annoyed. It's the dumb things"} +{"tweet": "If there is one thing I've learned it's how to kill people with kindness."} +{"tweet": "take a look at my girlfriend, shes the only one i gott. \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I love the way you make me feel, I love it, I love it \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@drewfrankashow probably looks good today"} +{"tweet": "I lie to myself to make me feel better hahaha #ImAFreak #OhWell"} +{"tweet": "@whitejack_2 You know I won't let you down! I love him too!"} +{"tweet": "@ScottyJ_FMF4 No!"} +{"tweet": "Free breakfast pizza #Boces \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@dansterlace I'm thinking I'll need to see it the same way I saw the first three, me, you, don, Dave and D&D in a snow storm in gowanda"} +{"tweet": "@DirectorJoshua how is it? Waiting till my basement is done to get one."} +{"tweet": "Driving on gravel roads <<<<"} +{"tweet": "@DylanTalley27 where do you go to church?"} +{"tweet": "@makalamichele @kaytieentler @jaymehorn @jjtipton5 he was just at Caribbean tan last week"} +{"tweet": "Deuce club biiiiiiitches"} +{"tweet": "Knowing how much time you have left with somebody? Or NOT knowing how much time you have with them? Ugh this sucks..."} +{"tweet": "where the freaks at ?"} +{"tweet": "@dani_elle07 I'm for sure going to try next semester!!"} +{"tweet": "I have no motivation to read this book for sweat \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I miss my boo so much \\ud83d\\udc94\\ud83d\\udc94\\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude2a\\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\udc94\\ud83d\\udc94 @DrPeckham10"} +{"tweet": "Guess I'm sassy because I have an opinion."} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when you accidentally say a curse word on twitter while ranting when you're supposed to be classy \\ud83d\\ude33 #iapologize"} +{"tweet": "My sister has the worst road rage ever. And such a foul mouth. #calmyourbritcheshoney"} +{"tweet": "so my mom just told me that \\cow hide\\\" I found in my bed the other was a bull's penis for my dog to chew on because OF FUCKING COURSE #\\ud83d\\ude37\""} +{"tweet": "You know it's too cold when you walk outside and your face instantly freezes \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I just want to be happy"} +{"tweet": "I love being ignored \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "You annoy me"} +{"tweet": "#1Out"} +{"tweet": "It's a bad day. Not a bad life. \\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "Nights are always the hardest for me,i reminiscence over every tiny little detail \\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "Seriously thought it was Thursday! Where are my days going :("} +{"tweet": "Work is like the cock block to my social life\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@Jess_Sterling sorry jess but I just don't see myself going out with Kim Lillian is the best thing that has ever happened to me so tellherno"} +{"tweet": "@Glad__is Good Night!(:"} +{"tweet": "@erikadelacruz just claim them then...I'm having a buy one get one free sale"} +{"tweet": "@markbenson88 he's fruity"} +{"tweet": "Meet me at the 9th green at 9"} +{"tweet": "Danielle's new idea for the day : moshpit on an ice rink"} +{"tweet": "My girlfriends got a job and I don't.. #ifeelshitty"} +{"tweet": "My room is freezing .. like why ?"} +{"tweet": "I miss my babe \\ud83d\\ude1e @justice_ogg32"} +{"tweet": "Just kidding on that last one lol @beachlove711"} +{"tweet": ".. I can't believe we got a video of that"} +{"tweet": "@CNati16 same"} +{"tweet": "@sscalise88 no Monsanto is the poster child for greed and their patented Round-up ready soybeans & other GMO's aren't even tested because of"} +{"tweet": "@arcticcollin WAIT REALLY"} +{"tweet": "This dude has fans?"} +{"tweet": "@AlexFannyHat sorry next ear bud"} +{"tweet": "@PaigeStackhouse Ha. I think it's the complete opposite for me. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I don't even like twitter that much anymore."} +{"tweet": "Up through the cloud and back here"} +{"tweet": "Cats are creepy"} +{"tweet": "Forgive my excessive catching fire retweeting. I'm still reeling from how good the movie was"} +{"tweet": "Why is Miranda so rude"} +{"tweet": "Never let items on your life's to-do list be put on a should-have-done list."} +{"tweet": "#GameDay"} +{"tweet": "Chesapeake has awesome new cars in their lot!! Like, how \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@HotMess_Heather haha the commercial is funny. I want to get the lotion and shower gel."} +{"tweet": "I love when your supposed to be my friend but you didn't text me back. Fuck you"} +{"tweet": "@JasmineTame You do not need my approval to do anything. You are your own person and no one should tell you otherwise."} +{"tweet": "@melaniele35779 @alminaa_alemic yupp 3-4:30 I think"} +{"tweet": "its incredible what a child can learn at a young age, but its up to the parent to make sure their kid is up to their full potential"} +{"tweet": "I'll be the one, if you want me to."} +{"tweet": "Everyone just needs to get up so I can wake and bake lol"} +{"tweet": "Probably wasn't a good idea letting my cousin shave my sideburns..."} +{"tweet": "@iamTnaz I guess I owe you a round!"} +{"tweet": "Can't respond directly to you sir, but I've got a lot of work to do. The core ideas are there. Lots of structure left to design."} +{"tweet": "The Fray sucks."} +{"tweet": "Finishing a FlexPod in VA. Next week ill be in IN for another 3 week FlexPod deployment. Luv this tech!"} +{"tweet": "Coy just screamed in my ear. #alittletooexcited"} +{"tweet": "@ThaBaconater ohh gotcha"} +{"tweet": "I know the truth, and there not tellin him."} +{"tweet": "@jarsofclay huh? Gotta pick a hashtag"} +{"tweet": "HYUUUUUGGHGHUHHGGH"} +{"tweet": "Life is like a mannequin"} +{"tweet": "@chelseyanne92 oh damn. That sucks. You alright?"} +{"tweet": "@RachBonesJones what did I do?!"} +{"tweet": "Holy clutch"} +{"tweet": "Can we all just pause for a second and think about how fucking awesome it is that Arrested Development season 4 comes out on Sunday? #jazzed"} +{"tweet": "@PaytonWald333 @SnapchatProbbz yes! Hahahah"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe I missed my Packers comeback over the boys. Still trying to make the playoffs! Go Packers!"} +{"tweet": "Thank God for her \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "I wonder what my dad is doing right now... I wonder how he's doing.."} +{"tweet": "@Dat_kicker psh, boy please. An aplogoy won't make me any less mad at you right noe."} +{"tweet": "@skylarlynne13 @Jake_O17 #GOAT"} +{"tweet": "May 29th will be the worst day of my life...all my friends leave me."} +{"tweet": "@juicy_chay yes"} +{"tweet": "This is why I don't bother with boys. I need to stick to being single and worrying about my life. Cause I'm young and I can still do that\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@aaron_boisjolie @itzttime05 I've I'm no where near my room I'm not listening to it ..."} +{"tweet": "@cspanwj how can we protect America against hostile drones?"} +{"tweet": "@BrittEdwards_ \\ud83d\\ude33 don't do it"} +{"tweet": "@Bridonkeydonk ; I will try my hardest!!"} +{"tweet": "Why do people lie?"} +{"tweet": "My pay check is gonna be a joke if I keep getting off early. \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@ScheelerSara well, good luck and stay positive :)"} +{"tweet": "Every time you ignore one of my texts I regret ever sending it"} +{"tweet": "@brittanyeklund the recording if Erik singing this >> #misshim \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@sophia_cuozzo what did you do"} +{"tweet": "The house is empty. I could just take a nap. Instead it's laundry and grocery shopping. Once again my life is so rock star."} +{"tweet": "Only thing that would've made despicable me 2 better would've been to sit in seats and not on the floor #wheelchairseatprobs"} +{"tweet": "Anyone that use to hangout in Allens garage remember the name of the book he had that had funny names in them like \\penis wrangler\\\".....\""} +{"tweet": "@Stroy_Daddy yeah, there's leftovers"} +{"tweet": "The eminem show came out 11 years ago... #mindblown"} +{"tweet": "2 practices today! Back to back so let's do work! #Swim #Basketball"} +{"tweet": "I'd leave for 142 million dollars #justsayin"} +{"tweet": "@nateinboden73 it'll make you strong tho\\ud83d\\udcaa"} +{"tweet": "@IKeatsstromberg Yes you are. :)"} +{"tweet": "One of the best weekends of my life. So happy I was able to attend #BayHarbor2013"} +{"tweet": "Take it back, I know you don't mean that."} +{"tweet": "yay shopping"} +{"tweet": "Never felt so strongly about someone in my life..."} +{"tweet": "I feel like poooooo!!! My throat. My ears. My head. #naptime #hotchocolate"} +{"tweet": "My last retweet lololol"} +{"tweet": "having a really bad headache<<"} +{"tweet": "@SirSiege where at?"} +{"tweet": "No seriously. The drummer at my dad's church is \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\n\\nI'm a terrible person. I need to focus on Jesus. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Heidi_Maho dead battery if it's clicking"} +{"tweet": "People who don't capitalize the first letter of new words in there hash tags.. #PetPeeve#Annoying"} +{"tweet": "Coooooool"} +{"tweet": "Nothing is worse than sitting in traffic and having to pee"} +{"tweet": "@RickyRickylaney nothing"} +{"tweet": "#struggle"} +{"tweet": "@Alyyssaa_Kayy upstaires dumby"} +{"tweet": "People are stupid. How do you not know that the 1900s was the 20th century?"} +{"tweet": "Why am i starving again"} +{"tweet": "My feelings never mattered to you."} +{"tweet": "@deadlox_mc hey dude I live your vids I recently got out of the hospital and while I was there in such a confines room you made it fun. :D"} +{"tweet": "Look into my eyes.. It's where my demons hide. Don't get to close, I'm dark inside. It's where my demons hide"} +{"tweet": "Hit in the head, Storm grabs his groin.... Wrong head Cowboy #ImpactLive #TurningPoint"} +{"tweet": "So I got my senior pictures back and I'm fucking pissed. The dude made me smile with my fucking teeth and I look so bad."} +{"tweet": "Kids love me \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Finally Friday and got the weekend off. I can't really say off when it's packed with so much to do and no time for rest."} +{"tweet": "Well passed the driving test, I'm allowed to drive now"} +{"tweet": "@chambulls3 let's go!!!"} +{"tweet": "Is it possible to pretend I'm famous to get to meet @VINNYGUADAGNINO ? Is that too much to ask?! \\n#TheShowWithVinny"} +{"tweet": "S/I to @kaitlyncowden32 for probably the best profile pic around #goodlookin"} +{"tweet": "It's such a beautiful day today!! (:"} +{"tweet": "Cant believe its gonna snow tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@HannahChavira eff you :("} +{"tweet": "Bama vs. A&M was everything people had hoped for. #GreatGame Gotta hand it to A&M for giving Bama a tough run. But ROLL DAMN TIDE!"} +{"tweet": "Just because Zimmerman did what a human being should do- assist someone who needs that don't make a hero. It will take more than that."} +{"tweet": "Canceling the last day of spirit week? Really?"} +{"tweet": "We are about to begin our nine-month advanced training program. I am so excited. The group of trainees this year is absolutely outstanding."} +{"tweet": "What day is it"} +{"tweet": "I wish a lion would eat your head."} +{"tweet": "Good Luck to my girls tonight against Dennison!!#JCUvb #youcandothis\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "@JLeroux33 I know the the lawn mower was out of gas"} +{"tweet": "@KirstenWBIR Are you doing the marathon this weekend?"} +{"tweet": "Me and @MachineGunKbish need to chill like old times \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "Bad day already. At Holiday World. No rain called for last night, now showing thunderstorms for the entire day."} +{"tweet": "Laundry for hoursssss #toomuchclothes"} +{"tweet": "+ thoughts."} +{"tweet": "@ChristinnaAllen i love YOU"} +{"tweet": "@Love_mandaa @nickamen724 king tut"} +{"tweet": "why do I want sex at this time of night? \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I'm so sore omg"} +{"tweet": "@LRHogan_ yeah but it's safer than salt"} +{"tweet": "Ohh oops...my bad for caring"} +{"tweet": "Had the most amazing night! @BlaineTrain89 #happy #perfect"} +{"tweet": "Commercials kill me \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to move away from here though, I haaaaate running into you."} +{"tweet": "@RutledgeWood @adamferrara why wasn't tanner driving his rally car??? #TopGear"} +{"tweet": "I'm guessing I'll be having more than one cup of coffee in the morning."} +{"tweet": "@RowdyGoL @LucasRowe08 so uh...what am I being recommended for?"} +{"tweet": "I just ate a king sized chocolate bar while crying about my body hby"} +{"tweet": "Heisenberg drives a 300. I drive a 300. I am Heisenberg."} +{"tweet": "Have a feeling the person I parked next to is going to ding my door on purpose.."} +{"tweet": "I need to find a job with full time because my occupational career is not getting me anywhere...."} +{"tweet": "I'm super jealous my parents get to go visit mason this weekend. Oh and @adammanty and @KjerstiManty too ;)"} +{"tweet": "I could care less if someone retweeted my retweet go home twitter"} +{"tweet": "But my boss yelled at the top of his lungs and called him am asshole hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "I refuse to check my grades because im scared of them"} +{"tweet": "It's chilly"} +{"tweet": "I would love a pink Mini Cooper one day"} +{"tweet": "@heyyitsAudi don't tweet at meeeee \\ud83d\\ude18 the only reason your unblocked is because he changed my mind."} +{"tweet": "I could NEVER marry somebody who snores loudly."} +{"tweet": "Reid is honestly no help when it comes to homework"} +{"tweet": "I seriously have no one to talk to anymore."} +{"tweet": "@PJ_TonyHolly not whole loads. Just keeping warm. Got wife to bed so care go er job is done for the day"} +{"tweet": "I smoke bitch, I feel like floatin."} +{"tweet": "Just walked down memory lane of all of our family vacations over the years with my parents in the car #Travel #Memories"} +{"tweet": "Mhhh Margarita your my favorite!"} +{"tweet": "@MaryC_143 \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@sam_ferguson17 @FelicityCouch I don't get it"} +{"tweet": "There's never a right time to say goodbye"} +{"tweet": "Well technically one day"} +{"tweet": "@sheridannnnn #leggo"} +{"tweet": "@DPuffHutch i say mcdonalds. Then i can get food"} +{"tweet": "My A/C is pretty much on all day and night #lovingit"} +{"tweet": "Holy shit that tornado was 2 miles wide"} +{"tweet": "Third year with braces as of today #fuck"} +{"tweet": "@iHateDinosaurs I really hope so :/"} +{"tweet": "Make your own chicken popper bowls at prom?"} +{"tweet": "\\You can either be a world class Christian or a worldly Christian\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "There is like a total of like three pretty girls in my grade. And you wonder why I talk to older girls."} +{"tweet": "Work is going to be the death of me today \\ud83d\\ude10\\ud83d\\udd2b \\n#ohwell #makinmoney"} +{"tweet": "@lorigives oh we cant have that.. tag in tag in"} +{"tweet": "69 foot rub. #lovinit."} +{"tweet": "I would love to be in the middle of no where right now just listening to my music"} +{"tweet": "Still not wearing pants.."} +{"tweet": "I haven't left my bed sense varsity films I'm so sick sore and depressed I'm never coming out of my bedroom lol \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "1,000 times I've failed, still your mercy remains. And should I stumble again, still I'm caught in your grace."} +{"tweet": "Uptight and close, spotlight no clothes"} +{"tweet": "@rabbagrail_ have fun! Be safe!"} +{"tweet": "Bread co soup, bagel, chocolate Swiss rolls, chips and dip, roman noodles, green beans with almonds, and 5 Gatorades. I can finally eat yay!"} +{"tweet": "#ReplaceAShowTitleWithTwerk Pretty Little Twerkers @kayriss10 @1425curlz @darkWING_duck33 @fsmikey"} +{"tweet": "It smells like patchouli in the classroom I'm subbing in today. Me no like it."} +{"tweet": "Mario's having a good night"} +{"tweet": "I could literally walk home faster than this guy drives #HURRYUP"} +{"tweet": "I just want to go to the Bahamas already"} +{"tweet": "Shout out to the Flyer Girls Soccer team, don't get discouraged! It's just a scrimmage! You have a whole season to improve and win games!"} +{"tweet": "There is a price you pay when you eat hot sticks last night... and I'm paying that price right now! #GoodMorningTravL"} +{"tweet": "Lady just dropped $393 on stuff from whole foods including organic laundry detergent and organic trash bags. #mustbenice"} +{"tweet": "This that cuddle in weather"} +{"tweet": "@marisagoodright I love you more!"} +{"tweet": "I cannot believe I cracked my phone \\ud83d\\ude1e\\ud83d\\ude30"} +{"tweet": "@Kid_Stretch @annatweetsalot Screw haters. I make a lot Of music off them (;"} +{"tweet": "@BNHarrington couldn't agree with you more."} +{"tweet": "Of course I was too lazy to respond so I continued to sit there... Then 2 minutes later I hear the door open and ruffling noises."} +{"tweet": "seriously can't handle this drama."} +{"tweet": "@CoolUsernameHur it makes me sad!"} +{"tweet": "Not counting my interim, I ended my first semster with a 3.335... it'll do"} +{"tweet": "@kdup20 I wish I could come to cheer you on!"} +{"tweet": "#oomf creepin on me > \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@ifyouseekay_xo your hard workin man is tired! lol and its just that when I'm in your arms its feels so good I just fall asleep! love u!"} +{"tweet": "I will always love third eye blind"} +{"tweet": "@MattyyLighttt when"} +{"tweet": "I guess since its a blizzard ill do homework"} +{"tweet": "@Jordon_sodope @captain_kinsey @emm_p3xo I heard they pay you to move there or give you land maybe it was wyoming idk"} +{"tweet": "I get to lay here for another hour."} +{"tweet": "@idahononprofits We may just apply for the Ben and Jerry's grant... Hopefully some ice cream is involved!"} +{"tweet": "Okay I thought dinner was ready #starving"} +{"tweet": "I never go to sleep at a reasonable time anymore. I wish we didn't have to..."} +{"tweet": "@kay_baeeee we need to soon :)"} +{"tweet": "Tall guys. \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "The difficulties in life are not there to defend or define you. They're there to increase you, strengthen you, and make you wiser. #blessed"} +{"tweet": "@batgirlbecca hate that feeling. But usually it's. DUI blood draw or them bringing someone there."} +{"tweet": "Just tried to drink a toast but choked on the bread."} +{"tweet": "@AustinHuber43 lol whatever you say!!"} +{"tweet": "Whoops. My nose is a tad burnt."} +{"tweet": "I'm not ready for the weekend to be over yet...#toosoon"} +{"tweet": "Pathetic and sad."} +{"tweet": "@Shane_Hall21 it's in the weight room"} +{"tweet": "@KaliFlick24 okay I'll text you :)"} +{"tweet": "Oregons Helmets tonight>>>>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@duckfallasfans damn fella that sucks"} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph E. Barometer 30.12 in, Rising slowly. Temperature 50.9 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 98%"} +{"tweet": "I keep on running, keep on running\\nand nothing works\\nI can't get away from you,\\nI keep on ducking, keep on ducking\\nand nothing helps\\n#SotD"} +{"tweet": "@FriskyMackie It's adorable."} +{"tweet": "I'm honestly duper excited to be getting close with @RayMan_Yocum and #twitterless DeAudra again this year.\\ue32d\\ue328\\ue32b #bestfriendstatus"} +{"tweet": "Wow, are you really going to talk badly about the assembly we're having today? #ignorant"} +{"tweet": "@t_besko okay !!!! Cheer up !! \\ud83c\\udf80"} +{"tweet": "I love this weather. I don't have to go anywhere."} +{"tweet": "A nice, relaxing night at home is good for a change."} +{"tweet": "I just want someone that I can talk to all day and night and not get bored. That's it."} +{"tweet": "I'm addicted to the game"} +{"tweet": "Even though it's a struggle love is all we got.. #np"} +{"tweet": "@LindaBALLINS21 \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2dawhh. I was hospitalized Monday night for being so dehydrated \\ud83d\\udc4e\\ud83d\\udc4e\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@brihebeler Express won me over, sorry Fredrick's, maybe next time \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@NappyChristian I tanked one this morning"} +{"tweet": "All I do is eat, work, and sleep. Can't wait till Tuesday #planeleaves for #cancun! \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Don't flatter yourself !!"} +{"tweet": "I just miss you so much"} +{"tweet": "@emmajeanblanken that never happened!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Don't you hate it when your legs feel like jello?"} +{"tweet": "#newsroom new new new! Finally!"} +{"tweet": "@youth_dekay it's a free sampler. 20 Years of Kill Rock Stars 1991-2011"} +{"tweet": "@dutchminati @HarrietBaldwin @ShmuelbenShlomi @southbeachdiva do U really want to be taken seriously? Racist, sexist, homophobic anti-semite"} +{"tweet": "Unless it rips out during volleyball ouch..."} +{"tweet": "Got a total of 4 hours of sleep last night. I'm fucked."} +{"tweet": "Bruh I was gone for like 10 days and now twitter's all confusing"} +{"tweet": "@MaiaCampbell Hey Maia. How u been?"} +{"tweet": "My heating blanket is so comfy\\ud83d\\ude0c\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Man I couldn't of woke up feeling more awful. I feel like I've been poisoned #stomachproblems #sickchild"} +{"tweet": "@melindafinken thanks for the postcard!!! Made our day! Safe trip home!"} +{"tweet": "two months clean \\n\\ud83d\\udeab\\ud83d\\udd2a \\n#proud"} +{"tweet": "@jstray13 the fall colors or whatever?"} +{"tweet": "@jmill28 i feel like shes about to blow, one of her singles is all over the new Honda commercials"} +{"tweet": "This girl probably feels weird cause someone is using her pics"} +{"tweet": "I have a whole month without school #IsThisRealLife"} +{"tweet": "#liarliarpantsonfire"} +{"tweet": "@kbiggs11 getting on the bad side of a cop is a bad idea miss Biggs. License and registration please"} +{"tweet": "I may have just eaten a spoonful of icing. Don't judge me."} +{"tweet": "@MorganHuntt do u have a quad..cause it's like a perfect day to quad and I want to rn"} +{"tweet": "This car drives so smooth.. #KIA"} +{"tweet": "Obsessed with my African bracelets now #thankssis \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "tonight really scared me I thought I really lost my child.. so thankful right now"} +{"tweet": "By 11am tomorrow morning I will have ran 30 miles this week \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83c\\udfc3 #dedication #FitFam"} +{"tweet": "@troncatconner what happened"} +{"tweet": "@JustinVerh @KenzoSchi what"} +{"tweet": "If you treat me good I'll treat you better."} +{"tweet": "@DJ_Lauzon Well much respect!! Would love to watch you fight sometime!!"} +{"tweet": "If you dropped dead I honestly wouldn't give a fuck"} +{"tweet": "Another rainy weekend...? Come on!"} +{"tweet": "This week has been really fuckin great. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@GameSixHero @hails_bethh22 got my back!"} +{"tweet": "@The_Shield_ makes for a good story"} +{"tweet": "Wish I wasn't grounded"} +{"tweet": "1 midterm down, 1 to go!"} +{"tweet": "@vennamilli ohhhh your bad! ;)"} +{"tweet": "I could listen to just maroon five for the rest of my life and be satisfied"} +{"tweet": "So hard to understand."} +{"tweet": "I don't like you. :)"} +{"tweet": "That was an obvious sub. #Lol #Funny"} +{"tweet": "@MColon98 are you catching up"} +{"tweet": "Girls come out and tell a guy how they feel and what they want so how are girls the confusing ones? #puzzled #boysareconfusing"} +{"tweet": "So like, I think my life might be over if I fuck up next semester."} +{"tweet": "So bored. Someone hangout with me \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "if @TheGFJournal doesn't retweet my #prevtweet I'm gonna be super sawdy \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "Just got home anyone wanna go on a date? Hahahha"} +{"tweet": "Toy Story is playing in the background.. I wish I could be a little kid again\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "Crowley and wine."} +{"tweet": "i just want to wear"} +{"tweet": "The way you walk thats me the way you talk thats me."} +{"tweet": "Longest day of my life."} +{"tweet": "Youre never happy unless its just me and you."} +{"tweet": "I'm craving a shamrock shake really bad right now"} +{"tweet": "And those are the reasons I never wanna be home.... #lovinghousehold"} +{"tweet": "Finally have contacts in."} +{"tweet": "I've pretty much gotten used to bugs being around me at all times by now... It's a normal occurrence in this household \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "I'm not a Cali boy"} +{"tweet": "@ms35247 sorry :*( Ha Ha"} +{"tweet": "Alecia's moms omlets>>"} +{"tweet": "@tylerkellam80 total bull. The east is gonna beat the shit out of each other. They coulda made it was closer competition wise."} +{"tweet": "@Mc5613 So, what I hear you saying is...you're going to try and Escape the Fate?"} +{"tweet": "I could have me a good boy and still be addicted to them scumbags"} +{"tweet": "Matthew, Theo, & I should match again tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "Behind burlesque, we're the millers is my new favorite movie."} +{"tweet": "@PopChampagne4 @Squidnotakid13 Rhett's getting a little violent \\ud83d\\udca2\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "\\u5730\\u9707"} +{"tweet": "Middle Fingers To The Opsss"} +{"tweet": "@GarrettDallas1 @cmsmitty23 not a drop in this town"} +{"tweet": "@swaggiemaggie1 #myresponse when people ask me about that last tweet \\yeah we also keep Pedro and the cat down there....\\\" lolling to myself\""} +{"tweet": "@megan_valery @m_dempsey3 I'm out of school now \\ud83d\\ude1a"} +{"tweet": "you were such a waste of time"} +{"tweet": "one more person put up a picture of the sky please I didn't see it the first 100000 times"} +{"tweet": "Back to Thursday being my favorite day of the week"} +{"tweet": "@Hampton Well, I went to a movie a couple of weeks ago. Friday nights are movie nights w my kids... several weeks since we've done that!"} +{"tweet": "Yearning for summer time."} +{"tweet": "@angelabrittanyv what is that?"} +{"tweet": "I wanna be at the sox game today"} +{"tweet": "I really want some cocoa pebbles really bad"} +{"tweet": "Hi, I'm Sarah McLachlan, and I'm about to ruin your whole fucking day <3"} +{"tweet": "The good news is the Phils scored 5 runs. They would not have been able to do that last year."} +{"tweet": "I hope I have Algebra 2 this year with the Juniors and not other sophomores."} +{"tweet": "#swoon"} +{"tweet": "'We know we took him early but we couldn't risk him not being there in the next round' #ThingsYouHearAtTheNFLDraft"} +{"tweet": "Weird onion obsessed old guy"} +{"tweet": "@ashleymsayre where's the invite thoughhhh"} +{"tweet": "No matter how attatched you are to a person it changes just like that"} +{"tweet": "@intoxiCATEing actually. I was sitting down and screaming at my tv. He must have heard me."} +{"tweet": "@TheGreatSweatyP Ill be in full snuggle mode when @WithLoveKatelyn leaves. @melissaxannx4, we will find you a temporary boyfriend those days"} +{"tweet": "Its crazy how good lance can be but at the same time equally bad."} +{"tweet": "I want to live like I'm on borrowed time. It's good to be alive. I won't take it for granted.."} +{"tweet": "This might be the first time I'm not doing Black Friday..."} +{"tweet": "@no_spic_english maybe those rings can throw a completion. You sound like a Yankee fan."} +{"tweet": "ape man JUNIOR"} +{"tweet": "I have so much energy right now"} +{"tweet": "Moonshine, that's where they make it. Put in a jug, make you wanna get naked."} +{"tweet": "I opened a #westelm credit card. Does that automatically make me 50 years old? Feels like it does..."} +{"tweet": "@analprincessx is a babe. She just needs to come to me and I'll treat her like a queen. \\ud83d\\udc51\\ud83d\\udc6d\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "14: Well, you live very close to me, you play violin & I used to come to your house all the time to jump on your trampoline!\\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "@thinkerhah some might say he's my role model"} +{"tweet": "@notmepaaaal @WACIII84 \\nIs that person even alive? Haha"} +{"tweet": "On that note I need a cannoli haha if I had the gas I'd be getting one at the beach \\ud83d\\ude06"} +{"tweet": "@Randirobics @NetControl lol its ten now with the WC at 0\\u2026..I think"} +{"tweet": "Throw it back, and make the whole world disappear\\ud83d\\ude1a"} +{"tweet": "#ThingsThatIrritateMe every time you open your mouth."} +{"tweet": "I will wait this time."} +{"tweet": "Jake just told me I need squats, protein & iron in my life. What else are bestfriends for?"} +{"tweet": "@ryguyGifford I guess doing anything for a Klondike bar means shoving it down your pants to have it"} +{"tweet": "@T_Brown_70 right? Lebrun def needs to step up to the plate and play harder than ever. I have faith, we'll go to game 7."} +{"tweet": "@whoabrown433 I'm asking myself that same question.."} +{"tweet": "@MandaFizzy last year I did that for them & I almost got ran over \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 so be careful"} +{"tweet": "@JohnPoole_ @11ringer oh my goodness his face and arm are just killing me"} +{"tweet": "PLOT TWIST Florida beats FSU next week"} +{"tweet": "@CoryJCropper693 but he's still a badass"} +{"tweet": "Anyone know the score of the Brooke game."} +{"tweet": "I always forget to get my schedule. Damnn. Now Wherrrees the schedule when I need it. #Stupid"} +{"tweet": "Hilldale PA Thu Feb 21st PM Forecast: TONIGHT Mostly Clear Lo 18 FRIDAY Mostly Cloudy Hi 31"} +{"tweet": "Dustin carlson likes dick in his mouth #homo"} +{"tweet": "Oh my gosh, you're so annoying. Just stop. Please! \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Haybay I'm coming over tomorrow after work."} +{"tweet": "@SpencerN101 @JarradBooth @j_hager35 @the_alexbyars @RandySteele69 its gonna be a sad day on 8th street"} +{"tweet": "Thank you for sliding into my ankle at third yesterday, now it's killing me today. #Awesome #Not"} +{"tweet": "#amishmafia I think jolin could run things better than those schmucks he has enough balls to throw down"} +{"tweet": "Haha you're so pathetic"} +{"tweet": "Well looks like I'm going to Buffalo Wild Wings for leafs/red wings next weekend. I'm gonna be the most fashionable person in west Michigan"} +{"tweet": "I cannot stand people that think they are the only ones who have problems. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Just to see you smile, I'd do anything that you wanted me to"} +{"tweet": "@anna_massengill love you anna"} +{"tweet": "@Candy_Cage @TomCruise thanx love that movie Tom cruise is the man :)"} +{"tweet": "@elhawkshead if I was there it wouldn't be a problem"} +{"tweet": "@BPeterdon dip? Do share!!!"} +{"tweet": "I hope everyone is having a Blessed Sunday Evening."} +{"tweet": "Why doesn't my tap to tweet work\\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "@Jack_Lance18 it just makes me laugh \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "some guy just argued with me that the devils are home and the islanders are away. he's watching the game though. #idiot"} +{"tweet": "@vedaamariee I knew it would be. All of his movies are. I love them all he is so funny. Kinda like myself lol \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I feel like 50% of these tailgaters won't make it in."} +{"tweet": "@laurenpeters03 @PCM_MsClague best convo ever! I got Ol Ed to forgive you so you can't be that mad #fansofedunite"} +{"tweet": "Why would you lie about having sexual intercourse with someone why \\nWhy\\nJust why\\n#why\\nFuckin why?!?!?"} +{"tweet": "You annoy me"} +{"tweet": "Wtf does led mean and when did this become a thing"} +{"tweet": "Wtf Jared why didn't we\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "It takes a lot of courage to run for office. Whether you voted for someone or not, you have to admire someone who puts themselves out there"} +{"tweet": "I hate everyone. Lmfao"} +{"tweet": "Gonna stop trying"} +{"tweet": "Hat is back on"} +{"tweet": "You can't feel more like a loser than when you're asked what a fandom is."} +{"tweet": "Working out in school is the worst thing ever I swear."} +{"tweet": "When you forget to take your towel to the bathroom and awkwardly ask the person showering next to you get it from your room when their done"} +{"tweet": "Blehh. School."} +{"tweet": "My cat finds the dumbest shit to eat."} +{"tweet": "@LawranceLove21 @GarrettDubT @Simonyi32 right now"} +{"tweet": "Well Texas.. we meet again. !"} +{"tweet": "Things just seem to be getting worse and worse... \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@_tylerkirk \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "everyone wants to be noticed"} +{"tweet": "@Fletchasketch_ ily Aaron"} +{"tweet": "haha were so anti social @1111111_ashley"} +{"tweet": "Jayda didn't want to come in for lunch #toddlerproblems"} +{"tweet": "Anna is so amazing."} +{"tweet": "@feSTIFFities3 Quip cause hunt said coke coke and they all say what the f*** is coke"} +{"tweet": "I won't feel sorry for me, I'm getting drunk but I'd much rather be somewhere with youu"} +{"tweet": "i'm going to sleep like a baby tonight \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "That Ravens & Vikings game last night was gnarly."} +{"tweet": "@realmahoney wait till your senior year it gets worse"} +{"tweet": "Do the Broncos have a pass defense at all? You're giving them free points #comeon"} +{"tweet": "@rachMfrazier do you want a different one?\\ud83d\\ude02 I like it\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I need nicotine #broke"} +{"tweet": "Do daddies really never go away? Grandpa, tell me bout the good old days. #np"} +{"tweet": "Crazy that @_billionairebev is up and moving around after that injury. Dude is a true warrior!! Praying for a quick recovery."} +{"tweet": "This life would kill me if I didn't have you<3\\n#lovemyson"} +{"tweet": "@SonofClem where is that"} +{"tweet": "Saturday can't get here fast enough #TurkeySeaon"} +{"tweet": "@Spaz_TvT @dynuhmitee @im_pandur ill be on from 7am - 7:30pm"} +{"tweet": "Meghan and I both got each other flasks for Christmas... #whoops"} +{"tweet": "speak now,\\nor forever hold your peace."} +{"tweet": "I'm feelin a state championship @lizziemann1 @jess_be_hungry"} +{"tweet": "That's no good."} +{"tweet": "It's hard to find the motivation to go run then find some where that has a bar for pull ups.. #thestruggle"} +{"tweet": "When the kid I tutor is more intelligent than I am. #lifeproblems"} +{"tweet": "@BizzySweeney 9:30!"} +{"tweet": "@CameronDallas wow.. I got all happy cause I actually thought this was a picture of you\\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Kcottrell24 Kaitlyn you are beautiful inside and out. Don't let anything anyone says to you bring you down. I love you and God loves you!"} +{"tweet": "@billpiva8 yes from the senior citizens store on post road"} +{"tweet": "@Bele_Dem_Browns the longer it's taking to sign norv the more I believe we get Shurmured by Dallas or someone else."} +{"tweet": "Thanks mom for ruining my whole night. I just got ready for nothing."} +{"tweet": "Rocket man burnin out a fuse up there alone"} +{"tweet": "@jdore25 ball hawks fly in packs man.... how can we play cover two with only one ball hawk"} +{"tweet": "@katyhines_2013. I crave details. You know what they say about Grace college of the Bridal!!"} +{"tweet": "@Thoma1337 IDK THEN"} +{"tweet": "everyone has mono. ew"} +{"tweet": "Last full day as a junior #finally"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@beemoran \\ud83d\\ude20\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to live in a world without you"} +{"tweet": "This world is so dang insane. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "SWEET HOME ALABAMA \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Huge game tonight against NB.. Let's get after it."} +{"tweet": "11 cups tho"} +{"tweet": "@Mouse_Jones already watched it"} +{"tweet": "Dammit. we're still in high school. quit looking for a relationship, and be a teenager!"} +{"tweet": "Taking a nap \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "What a waste of 49 bucks and a bunch of excitement."} +{"tweet": "#GAFBLA online testing in Business Law and Business Communication #roadtonationals"} +{"tweet": "Eric Decker can get it \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Leaving the beach \\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\udc4b\\ud83c\\udf0a\\u26c5"} +{"tweet": "\\@TheBFproblems: Getting attention from him is like pulling teeth nowadays.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "dance for me @derekhough"} +{"tweet": "I feel horrible:(#sick"} +{"tweet": "If bird poop lands on your face are you a shit head?"} +{"tweet": "@AllisonJermer @CincyProblems Study high, take the test high, get high scores. #cincylogic"} +{"tweet": "Don't put on a action for anyone"} +{"tweet": "@peaceandmusic44 weird I'm sitting in Wegmans right now lol #Coincidence"} +{"tweet": "@meghaanmitchell yup it did at the top. I just noticed \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "You really are a \\u270c of \\ud83d\\udca9"} +{"tweet": "@brockschnoke HELL YEAH!"} +{"tweet": "There's plenty fish in the sea but you won't find someone like me"} +{"tweet": "The new one suck! \\@zahrahNunu: I miss the old u.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "When my OnStar lady was harrassing me with @buckleymorgan11 inside. #toofunny #lawlz"} +{"tweet": "Increasing the weight is such a good feeling \\ud83d\\udcaa\\ud83d\\udcaa"} +{"tweet": "I'M DONE"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow is Monday. #ProvenFact"} +{"tweet": "Lend your body you got me in the zone bet a million and a half cash I can make ya explode."} +{"tweet": "@WolfieAust it's like a circle. I can't seem to escape it I say as I take a drink of beer."} +{"tweet": "Hey guys u know that could be lice out there and not snow"} +{"tweet": "Boys are confusing. #OhWell :)"} +{"tweet": "I'm a smokaaaaa @TwoCaseCasey a drinkaaaaa @Daylisky want Molly wataaaaaaa"} +{"tweet": "@missthang_x3 I can't"} +{"tweet": "Lets run away and don't ever look back #KP"} +{"tweet": "G-Unit was absolutely oh wow oh my yes grossly disgusting"} +{"tweet": "@ninalovesyouu99 HAHAHHA sorry\\ud83d\\ude02 I was scaring everybody\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 and I know you were my snapchat like crashed\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "There's just something not right with a blonde beard"} +{"tweet": "@alllexis_ HAHAHAH DEAD!\\ud83d\\ude02 we need to make a music video for that after school!\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "If anyone that was there has his number or even his name I want it"} +{"tweet": "@soursweetgone13 bahaha yeah \\ud83d\\ude02 it's realllly fucking good though."} +{"tweet": "Only to wake up and fucking work my ass off in the gym at 5:30am. Just great all around!"} +{"tweet": "Icing my back yikes"} +{"tweet": "@griffinarnott Harry potter"} +{"tweet": "Stuck in traffic, guess i have no other choice then to roll windows down and jam to @jtimberlake #20/20experience"} +{"tweet": "@JusADuB So your not wrong at all, like gold my brother!"} +{"tweet": "Had a good night with a life time friend back to the old days :)"} +{"tweet": "@MelLHay @skyladawn @DanielleKendal3 One book a weej? That may give me time to catch up."} +{"tweet": "@kristina_lemire I can't Monday I'm getting contacts \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "prolly never... hahahahaha"} +{"tweet": "crumbs littering themselves all over my clothes #blogging"} +{"tweet": "I'm done thinking, this ain't enough drinking"} +{"tweet": "Now you're standing in the neon, looking like a high I wanna be on. \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Ctfu at these vine videos \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Zach is judging me on my throwback."} +{"tweet": "Omg cute laugh"} +{"tweet": "@claytonbourge something along the lines of \\why does it look like you're wearing makeup?\\\" Hahaha\""} +{"tweet": "I'm really ready to go home and have a few beers"} +{"tweet": "Why do you try to run my life"} +{"tweet": "#ThoughsInTheHallway i smell it. who has weed yo ?"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to see World War Z!!"} +{"tweet": "I just looked through all the pictures on my phone \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Its game day!"} +{"tweet": "Alden just saw my dick"} +{"tweet": "@AustinMahone I have a piece of paper on my wall that has mine and Austin's wedding plans on the back. Even prices."} +{"tweet": "@Michael_Scott35 i got you"} +{"tweet": "I don't really know what to do at this point. Ha"} +{"tweet": "Swim eat sleep swim eat \\ud83d\\udd01 Life is freaking boring"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude10 Well, that's awkward."} +{"tweet": "Just keep getting bigger, and better >>"} +{"tweet": "My squad up tonight \\ud83d\\ude01 #CowboysNation"} +{"tweet": "I'm scared of rejection. I'm scared of loosing you again. #thestruggle"} +{"tweet": "I learn something new every day. #uhokay"} +{"tweet": "Like when did you guys switch places"} +{"tweet": "@JSchaller22 @tess4laura @SchallersKitty no way. Its gonna be somebody out of high school. I'm predicting @carstoni92"} +{"tweet": "And that should be \\Little Witch Academia.\\\" I am tired and should go to bed.\""} +{"tweet": "Glad that is over!"} +{"tweet": "@EvanSchlee1 because the football coaches said we need a break till Thanksgiving!"} +{"tweet": "People can be so immature."} +{"tweet": "Just loving life right now...so blessed with wonderful friends and family too get down on myself #TrulyLiving"} +{"tweet": "Wasn't it 25-27 heat, at the end of the first in game one? Lets hope it ends the same way"} +{"tweet": "@josiahlnelson Then I'll sleep(:"} +{"tweet": "It's now or never."} +{"tweet": "I asked my dog how she was doing and she yawned at me. That makes two of us!"} +{"tweet": "Homeworkin out all day today"} +{"tweet": "My sister is trying to mow the lawn with the blade off. Not sure if I should tell her now or once shes done. #lolz"} +{"tweet": "@bookless_07 no it's annoying"} +{"tweet": "Perfect ending to a not so great day :)"} +{"tweet": "Please move to a different school \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@MisKrisPix @memory232323 @PBandJenelley_1 no one deserves to be bullied on twitter"} +{"tweet": "Same direction"} +{"tweet": "I want to curl up into a ball and sleep all day."} +{"tweet": "Whaaaaaat a bitch, you make your boyfriend carry all five bags of groceries and then bitch at him the entire time he's paying. Dayum."} +{"tweet": "It feels like a Thursday #confused"} +{"tweet": "Hey guys, if a girl doesn't text you back, the most logical thing to do is continue texting her. It works everytime!!"} +{"tweet": "Hahah Neil has no idea what I'm talking about"} +{"tweet": "@Porsha4real Best to keep quiet and learn #RHOA"} +{"tweet": "I'm the only person who could even come close to truly understanding myself, no one else stands a chance."} +{"tweet": "If it wasn't so cold I could probably get up"} +{"tweet": "Temp is 62.4\\u00b0F with a Hi 81.3\\u00b0F & Low 58.9\\u00b0F Wind speed is 2.0 mph with gusts of 4.0 mph, Barometer is Rising"} +{"tweet": "@DoThe_Drew Seriously? Are you out for the rest of the tourney?"} +{"tweet": "@lisabeth_04 lets goooooo"} +{"tweet": "@facethehorizon dayummmm"} +{"tweet": "I feel like by going away on spring break I'm ruining any chance I had of getting a prom date ... But hey would staying have really helped?"} +{"tweet": "@YoGirlJj jesus christ"} +{"tweet": "Just caught up on game of thrones....ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!????!!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "I wonder what Raven is doing right now"} +{"tweet": "@Sophie_Wallace2 im gonna beat you up I swear \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY by .@usNWSgov remains in effect through 2am for Frederick County (VA). Periods of sleet & freezing rain continue."} +{"tweet": "If it's too good to be true, it probably is."} +{"tweet": "I forgot how much I loved JT \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0a #VMAs"} +{"tweet": "Join the @JLemongelli foundation... Foundation to raise 600$ to get his nose fixed today or he will have a crooked nose for life #donate"} +{"tweet": "$26 ,000 that is cash baby"} +{"tweet": "Breaking news: if you want shootings to stop, everyone should purchase a gun... Apparently some people are just idiots"} +{"tweet": "I miss that fucker lol"} +{"tweet": "after this weekend i'm soo not ready to go back to school."} +{"tweet": "I've had this algebra 2 sitting In front of me for about an hour and haven't touched it"} +{"tweet": "Lonely eyes, well it shore looks like you just might be looking for something"} +{"tweet": "Couldn't be happier"} +{"tweet": "I don't think i can handle @JennaaaaWood any longer"} +{"tweet": "You make fun of me a lot. Like lol calm down"} +{"tweet": "Snapple Real Fact #931 The nothingness of a black hole generates a sound in the key of B flat."} +{"tweet": "That's just what you wanted to hear from me is that I fucked up isn't it?"} +{"tweet": "ha. have fun bud."} +{"tweet": "@JamieB0213 I've never seen it! Movie night?"} +{"tweet": "Jordy Nelson tho"} +{"tweet": "@Lyssalu18 uh probs not! But youre comin to the games sith mee"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to see my lover @Dr_Dramie tomorrow <3"} +{"tweet": "Had a great bike ride! \\ud83d\\udeb2\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@rustylucas84 jhahhah fuck you rusty lol"} +{"tweet": "Nicest person ever award goes to @Kailee_Terrance \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "I'm officially qualified for state!!!!!!! \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "5- I don't really know you so.."} +{"tweet": "When I get where I'm goin, there'll be only happy tears. I'll shed the sins and struggles I have carried all these years."} +{"tweet": "my mom is such a fucking idiot I can't handle it"} +{"tweet": "That one Vine of screaming gave me a headache. Glad I'm at home."} +{"tweet": "...in a house full of people, I've never felt so alone :/"} +{"tweet": "I. Love. @TheEllenShow"} +{"tweet": "Nothing ever works out for me, that's why I always want to have options."} +{"tweet": "The Pack is going to the playoffs!!!"} +{"tweet": "Lol hmmmmm i wonder why he just did that"} +{"tweet": "you don't care about anyone's feelings but yours"} +{"tweet": "@_jennafaith @CuteEmergency smiling alpaca"} +{"tweet": "I watch dexter everyday \\ud83d\\udd2a\\ud83d\\udd2a\\ud83d\\udd2a\\ud83d\\udd2a"} +{"tweet": "Is this really happening??"} +{"tweet": "Coulda had a good girl"} +{"tweet": "XHKHASDLKDASSFHHKSKJSU can't wait to see you! @justinbieber IM CRYING. #July3 #Dallas"} +{"tweet": "Night couldn't have ended any better. :)"} +{"tweet": "Cody loves me, clearly, watching my back for me and everything\\ue056"} +{"tweet": "@Megan_Hampson I don't know who else is rather go through this with \\ud83d\\udc6c"} +{"tweet": "Touchdown woo"} +{"tweet": "So I guess I'm not better than them either; whatever I guess I'm meant to not be happy. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I need a joint."} +{"tweet": "The fact I can't see the tv without glasses sucks. Cause I don't wanna wear them right now."} +{"tweet": "All my fav shows are coming back"} +{"tweet": "@emmmz56 @Guidotillidie @sbutttler_ ouchhh"} +{"tweet": "I didn't really care lol"} +{"tweet": "Not available behind bars #arresteddevleopment"} +{"tweet": "@FrankieEdgar Good luck Frankie! I have to take a nap during the day tomorrow to stay up and watch you fight!"} +{"tweet": "@brittshytt yeah!!:)"} +{"tweet": "It sucks to think I am leaving highschool. With this many people hating my guts"} +{"tweet": "@JustinCarmack12 oh. Nope. Never have. I've always wanted to though"} +{"tweet": "Wow... That's awkward."} +{"tweet": "Last lunch #bittersweet"} +{"tweet": "@jackreasy my brain can't comprehend this"} +{"tweet": "@KaySadillaa I cannot put in words for you, how wonderful it is. \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "I hate when parents keep contact with their kid's ex."} +{"tweet": "stanton in the wbc! #2ndfavoritemarlin"} +{"tweet": "The one good thing about taking tests in stats is not having to hear Ms. Cope talk"} +{"tweet": "@Trevorsams_ this made me happy"} +{"tweet": "I won't wake up until mid day tomorrow haha"} +{"tweet": "@dancerlife396 do you work at wawa"} +{"tweet": "Chocolate covered bacon on a stick!?"} +{"tweet": "Some of the sweetest moments happen when I'm alone"} +{"tweet": "SO SEASONS WHEN ARE WE FAKE FIGHTING"} +{"tweet": "@toriaanicolee I'd say so!!"} +{"tweet": "Jason Heyward, y'all!"} +{"tweet": "I seem to have a bad habit of leaving my wallet at work\\ud83d\\ude10\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "My dad is being a little shit this morning"} +{"tweet": "I'm ready to go home right meow"} +{"tweet": "@XtinaNoel lol... Tell me about it.... Its like having a full-time job.... Smh"} +{"tweet": "@Jen_Beun Fill me in?????"} +{"tweet": "I could see Lex being like her when she's older."} +{"tweet": "@mitchgrassi Mitch, your music and voice has inspired my 9 yr old to want to become a singer."} +{"tweet": "damn i really hope i don't have to get surgery"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@ComedyTruth: i always think i can fix the clumps in my mascara by putting on more mascara....\\n\\ni never learn this\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "Life's more interesting when back home #truth"} +{"tweet": "@taylah_erdman are you going to practice? We need to have girl talk. \\ud83d\\ude18\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I have became a very happy person"} +{"tweet": "@sarahmatteooo then it'll be a quick month!"} +{"tweet": "Chip Kelly reaches Buddy Ryan status tonight."} +{"tweet": "I think I have a slight addiction to tanning"} +{"tweet": "@cloudlavigne you'll crash"} +{"tweet": "No Evan you suck ass"} +{"tweet": "@taylorc1441 thank you bby \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I'm not the best but I'm nothing like the rest"} +{"tweet": "Just caught @ratchel_bair20 in the act!!!! Mwahahahaaahahahahhha ;)"} +{"tweet": "@Karaelaine_x3 Five layer burritos are seriously so good!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Let's go. #NoWhiteFlags"} +{"tweet": "Having a Christmas movie marathon with the kids I'm babysitting was probably the best decision I've made all break"} +{"tweet": "When old feelings sneak up on you..."} +{"tweet": "Driving around a drunk @CoggieB is interesting"} +{"tweet": "I can't believe in this day and age the stigma which comes with being blonde is still going strong. It's sad, really."} +{"tweet": "In need of some lettuce for my lettuce wraps"} +{"tweet": "Happy valentines day"} +{"tweet": "@ReggiRockett_74 night \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "#TweetYourFear Watching one of my loved ones die In front of me ."} +{"tweet": "& then Spring 11 happened. About that. \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Shopping for things for girls with @Ryan_Teague5 is probably the biggest adventure I've been on in a while."} +{"tweet": "@BlakeHery @saundeezy44 hear that everyone? I'm scary"} +{"tweet": "Watching #ToyStory and Chillen with @jennifer_nora3 @Alifreno @AlyssaMarieHarv @MiaEsgro and the bitchtits @Omalley84Wagner"} +{"tweet": "Packing a hammer and ice coffee sounds amazing right now #dunkinrun #gasstationrun"} +{"tweet": "Everyone is so mean to me."} +{"tweet": "Good to see Joakim Noah is a prick and argues calls in the #NBAAllStarGame in addition to regular season"} +{"tweet": "It needs to stop snowing, Quadasauras rexes don't handle the snow well"} +{"tweet": "My coworkers always have to stop me from eating guests food when there's beautiful amounts of leftovers"} +{"tweet": "@SarahHomsey Hahahahahaha"} +{"tweet": "Doctor called in a different antibiotic. Third med's the charm, right?"} +{"tweet": "@Karaaa_xx7 very very soon babygirl!"} +{"tweet": "I love giving gifts to my family #tistheseason \\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf81"} +{"tweet": "Out for the night!!!!!!!!!\\ud83d\\ude03\\ud83c\\udfbc\\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83c\\udf7a"} +{"tweet": "Changing into Sweat pants and a hoodie after being dressed up all day is perfect \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@chuoth sleepover my house. We're all sick already and we can go in the hot tub"} +{"tweet": "@Q_trouBle it terrifies me."} +{"tweet": "@RatchetRhys I hope that I can! If not at least I tried!!\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I'm so freaking tired."} +{"tweet": "Why is @savannahgunnels perfect?"} +{"tweet": "@MorganFaust1 my fav day"} +{"tweet": "@SierraDawn1212 no ones home to take me down there"} +{"tweet": "Visited some of the country's largest dairies here in WA state this week...move over grapes :)"} +{"tweet": "Lets just fast forward to tomorrow night, please."} +{"tweet": "@Wms_King94 no"} +{"tweet": "The things I would do to park my car in a garage during winter...."} +{"tweet": "Delay after delay.... We are never getting on the road"} +{"tweet": "@mommma_xo23 haha you know me too well! I definitely went with Randy Houser. Which one/s are you doing?"} +{"tweet": "@TheMB_Kid is that even a question?!"} +{"tweet": "@dbeegle01 whatevvvv. #lameee"} +{"tweet": "If I see one more picture of a brain or tract I think I'm going to ultimately shut down"} +{"tweet": "If I see Dakota tweet one more depressing thing, my foot is kicking her in the face because I fell, I guess I forgot to lace up.."} +{"tweet": "@bieber_talented thank you so much for your posts and pics"} +{"tweet": "IT FEELS SO WEIRD IN MY HOUSE WITHOUT EBANY"} +{"tweet": "Brotha Lynch Hung will always be relevant"} +{"tweet": "@Phranchize19 As a PG, I still think Nash is better. And as a huge KU fan, Im not being baised."} +{"tweet": "Nothing like cuddling with sissy and sleeping in her bed \\u263a #seeetdreams"} +{"tweet": "@mongooseholly your implied tone was rude."} +{"tweet": "I hate the gym teacher."} +{"tweet": "@DentonThomas2 @kelbel516 #merp"} +{"tweet": "Just go away."} +{"tweet": "I want to go camping again .."} +{"tweet": "I'm not just some taxi..."} +{"tweet": "Got many options."} +{"tweet": "It's gonna be tough to do as a Rams fan, but I guess I almost have to root for the 9ers tonight. It sickens me."} +{"tweet": "@Kevinthefetus @_AlleyPooh @LukeZschokke ant day ant time"} +{"tweet": "you're disgusting"} +{"tweet": "Pi\\u00f1a colada breathe \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Hate when people don't have their read receipts on\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@Blattila that's because you haven't met them yet #crazy"} +{"tweet": "If I cant See you. You cant See me. So ill Walk around with my hands covering my eyes."} +{"tweet": "I was a pregnant teen & guess what i dont give a fuck what any of you think of it. :)"} +{"tweet": "Get over it you just look stupid now lol #immature"} +{"tweet": "Or even hot chocolate. I freally will just need something"} +{"tweet": "the thought of you is driving me insane"} +{"tweet": "@DanielLedford haha"} +{"tweet": "@kttttt_xoxo @GarettSmith23 who is it Katie"} +{"tweet": "@Tarawat just had my English corrected by a German. Fml"} +{"tweet": "@connorm5 never"} +{"tweet": "Holy marines on campus !!! #ipickedagoodday"} +{"tweet": "Everyone's getting asked to homecoming and I'm over here like forever alone. \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "@AndrewGulch is my chef.. First grilled cheese now an egg sandwich \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@corinnelaberge WOW you didn't even put it on \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "& then Miserable at Best came on. Bittersweet."} +{"tweet": "@cassidy_krichau haha ok :)"} +{"tweet": "Cleveland status"} +{"tweet": "First day on the new job going smoothly!"} +{"tweet": "@DomOko52 either providence or nova but definetly winner if that game plays UL #revenge"} +{"tweet": "@DirkMcCheese gonna be in class"} +{"tweet": "@KCChiefs yea!"} +{"tweet": "Pumped for this bike ride. \\u270b\\ud83d\\udeb2"} +{"tweet": "@mtnmedstudent we've been getting tons of snow the last few years. You staying in town for thanksgiving?"} +{"tweet": "Wanna pop a top and leave the past behind"} +{"tweet": "Fuck this. Fuck everything."} +{"tweet": "I love working with @brittanyemilyxo make me geeeek! \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "IM NEVER GOING TO SLEEP!"} +{"tweet": "Pullin a prank on your boyfriend at 4am. \\u2714"} +{"tweet": "that's it"} +{"tweet": "@kennedi_duval don't be a pussy"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Jordan doesn't even come to my house to have fun, we literally just sleep and eat then repeat every weekend."} +{"tweet": "naptime\\ud83d\\udc3b"} +{"tweet": "Only worry in the world, is the tide gonna reach my chair?"} +{"tweet": "@drewtaylor212 sounds good brotha"} +{"tweet": "@KARose25 I stabbing her with my probe. Isn't it past your bed time??"} +{"tweet": "Lunch could not come fast enough!"} +{"tweet": "Take me back to last night."} +{"tweet": "@TheRealDFoister ill be waiting ! \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "basic bitches"} +{"tweet": "Everyone come to my game at Southside at 4:30 on the backfield, not the stadium."} +{"tweet": "@marcus5305 @josh_furr @trippwilkins @iamtheonlykyle don't say that! Josh you are gonna be alright dude!"} +{"tweet": "Garris and Hayden are my favorites \\ud83d\\udc9a\\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@BKOviatt oh my god hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "I guess it is what it is."} +{"tweet": "That was a much needed conversation"} +{"tweet": "The thought of you is drivin me insane"} +{"tweet": "@07KRock time?"} +{"tweet": "I love my family, but I'm so ready to get OUT of this house. #canthandleit"} +{"tweet": "Well unto four</3 #fuckwork"} +{"tweet": "he can barely breathe explaining his favorite scenes how do i save this man"} +{"tweet": "@JoelOsteen PRAISE THE LORD phil 4-13"} +{"tweet": "Maybe you and me have just had enough, well, maybe we ain't meant for this love"} +{"tweet": "Much needed girls night."} +{"tweet": "Fuck A duck \\ud83d\\ude26"} +{"tweet": "@Banana_Fanna: Excuse me as I step aside and try and stop myself from getting overly pissed and overly jealous. #sigh #ugh"} +{"tweet": "Justin upton with another home run"} +{"tweet": "August 3rd. >>>"} +{"tweet": "131 days until Opening night \\u26be\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udf03"} +{"tweet": "@ItsArwin me either I'm singing and stuff omg"} +{"tweet": "@AndyGlockner Boise State wins this we can safely assume they're in correct?"} +{"tweet": "@dariantessone okay princess \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I'm not even excited for the game today. Today's just not a good day."} +{"tweet": "Feel more sick every minute\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@_Jennythefierce miss you too Hun \\ud83d\\ude0a hmu"} +{"tweet": "@the_wilcox this is my thought process. \\nBut I did reg for millstone grind this weekend! Shred."} +{"tweet": "But for real congrats to my go blue boys @Trey_Burke3 and @t_hard10 getting to the next level. Now to get some gophers on the boards..."} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for my weekend away with Brian, Mikey, @BrittanyCiera, Shellie and @mikemccoy6944 #funfunfun"} +{"tweet": "If Glenn dies, I die."} +{"tweet": "Super disappointed with the results of yesterday's local elections. Will be drowning my sorrows in chocolate milk brb"} +{"tweet": "0- I've known you since we were I'm diapers ! You're one of my best friends :)"} +{"tweet": "\\@The_Ballentine: I need Emma.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "&&that's what I get for trying to be nice.."} +{"tweet": "Mmmm green tea >>>"} +{"tweet": "I DONT EVEN CARE THAT YOU'RE FIFTY THAT'S ONLY 32 YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE OKAY #ourlovewillsurvive"} +{"tweet": "@homofobe4life i know silly"} +{"tweet": "ill be up up and away, up up and away"} +{"tweet": "Borrows"} +{"tweet": "best girlfriend award goes to my girl"} +{"tweet": "Thank you thank you"} +{"tweet": "Someone rub my back. It's so sore!!"} +{"tweet": "#IfWeDate you have to understand I'm out if town a lot ... I play all over the country. Just remember that."} +{"tweet": "The best of the good time boys. Thank you thank you"} +{"tweet": "You're not gonna understand everything you see."} +{"tweet": "@LarsOlson96 is wearing pink sweatpants."} +{"tweet": "@RachLaRae thank you!l love you! i appreciate it it so much!"} +{"tweet": "That last retweet \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 read it again it took me a second to realize there was a problem !!!"} +{"tweet": "@jackmcc24 Thanks Jack! :)"} +{"tweet": "I'm in the mood for some McNuggets"} +{"tweet": "no more countin' dollars, \\nwe'll be countin' stars"} +{"tweet": "giving Andrew a foot massage on our balcony cause I'm such a good girlfriend \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "People are smoking cigars in front of me and didn't even offer me one. Cool."} +{"tweet": "Can we be friends."} +{"tweet": "Solid 11 hours of sleep \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Lol @ my neighbors"} +{"tweet": "@ColeT45 why wasn't I invited to go with all u guys:( and Keegan who?"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes you have to break something to make something #thoughts"} +{"tweet": "I'm surprised my head doesn't explode with the overload of thoughts sometimes"} +{"tweet": "Wish @cbh_0628 would stay out of trouble for longer than a week. #troublemaker \\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@PyroMEL10 that ruins my dreams of awesomeness."} +{"tweet": "@cmitch2410 pretty sure he had nail his nails painted"} +{"tweet": "Twitter, you're drunk."} +{"tweet": "Candy Crush just really pisses me off."} +{"tweet": "Whats the format for the league? @amachaby: @philthebakerbjs I'm in fantasy hockey for big bucks. What's the trick to winning please?"} +{"tweet": "I will hopefully be $160 richer after tomorrow #heckyea"} +{"tweet": "Car wash"} +{"tweet": "@bradfordisaiah where the hell is that?"} +{"tweet": "I still hold a grudge against Kenny Rogers for ruining my night with Corey Smith."} +{"tweet": "But they could get wild card @tweeterlesmason"} +{"tweet": "Every other time when love said goodbye , just shake it off"} +{"tweet": "Why the fuck would I or Riley have Avery's phone? Bitch go hop-skotch"} +{"tweet": "Can't even believe we have school tomorow"} +{"tweet": "@Amber_Kennedy32 is such a cute cryer <3"} +{"tweet": "I need benadryl so I can fall asleep"} +{"tweet": "oh my god \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Had a good workout and now I'm.cleaning the house...#feelingproductive"} +{"tweet": "@broookekaylor I have high hopes for that film"} +{"tweet": "Ive never seen some one so bad #reallyshows there bad side"} +{"tweet": "Not the result we wanted but enjoyed sitting with @MountaineersOGp tonight at the Sprint Center tonight."} +{"tweet": "@SnapBackz11 buy me a hookah"} +{"tweet": "@nicegoingsam but not with ppl around here"} +{"tweet": "he goes \\they play this to get in touch with the spirits\\\" hahah oh\""} +{"tweet": "@DJ4JG @joshgroban you'll have a ball\\ud83d\\udc93\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "@Bex_R hope your weekend is good I'm working like usual but was wondering by any chance can I get an autographed print ?"} +{"tweet": "@ItsDaddyC okay then."} +{"tweet": "@amber_matchett I agree!"} +{"tweet": "@tylerlong64 \\nHoly crap! What is that kid on? That's ridiculous."} +{"tweet": "Giving a group project the last class period due on the day of the final is probably the worst thing they could do #notime"} +{"tweet": "The worst feeling is loneliness."} +{"tweet": "Just snapchatted everyone on my snapchat because I'm cool obviously."} +{"tweet": "@dylansisk76 issues, you have issues. But I still love you \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "seriously......?"} +{"tweet": "People hate when people subtweet. Yet when they straight call someone out it's now worse than a subtweet... ?#hypocrites"} +{"tweet": "I feel like Gus is trying to tell me something... I really need to brush up on dog talk"} +{"tweet": "@Brookey_Snooki they are sucking holy balls right now and I'm not happy. The defense looks like a rookie line it's sad"} +{"tweet": "All my life I want money and power, respect my mind or die from lead showers"} +{"tweet": "@aurora_loyall3 I was never upset over #oomf I just felt really bad for him... \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@CaraaaaaLynnnn snap chat me back :("} +{"tweet": "@StorliePaige it can't be persuasive :(((( but I could possibly make that non persuasive ha"} +{"tweet": "@ehjayy21 soon enough :) in the meantime, come visit!"} +{"tweet": "Will Ferrell's performance in Blades of Glory #yess"} +{"tweet": "And why isn't UConn ranked? #PollsAreMeaningless"} +{"tweet": "My stomach is never full unless I'm at Tamiko's."} +{"tweet": "@Honorr318 who is"} +{"tweet": "@DeMpSEyLoGaN #HateYou"} +{"tweet": "@_Lambo_Mercy_ don't tweet at Verizon"} +{"tweet": "@Rosie97summer I tried calling you bunchies baby and you never answered :/ call me when you wake up <3"} +{"tweet": "@Brad3DD Love when you do a cover..better than orig..Finger Eleven,Paralyzer..PERFECT song to bless w/your brilliant talent & do your magic!"} +{"tweet": "i hate the mile bc i never do good enough"} +{"tweet": "Doesn't surprise me."} +{"tweet": "Literally all I want out of life is to be NOTHING like my mom. #DONE #GTFO"} +{"tweet": "Ur awesome!! @mikethemiz"} +{"tweet": "Somebody needs to go to bed.........."} +{"tweet": "By the time all my friends wake up I'm done with class for the day \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "guys it's almost shark week"} +{"tweet": "Happy New Years everyone!!"} +{"tweet": "All I can think about is sinking my teeth into a tofu home wrecker after work #3hoursaway"} +{"tweet": "@itsmedawn3 @Frat_man_du hows it going guys? :)"} +{"tweet": "@GTJohnson018 Are you bringing me Sour Patch Kids tomorrow or not?"} +{"tweet": "Bitch, I thought you knew."} +{"tweet": "And that's the way the cookie crumbles!"} +{"tweet": "@ThunderAngel454 mmmm I have been looking and honestly nothing yet I wish"} +{"tweet": "Worse news of the day, my locker is on the 3rd floor"} +{"tweet": "Somebody come kidnap me from starbucks please ill love you forever"} +{"tweet": "Casually changing the subject whenever things go in that direction, I'm terrible"} +{"tweet": "It's a great day to get better. #Mindset"} +{"tweet": "I'm the only girl I know who hasn't cried while watching the Titanic"} +{"tweet": "I miss homeeeeeee\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "It's a hot cocoa and movie day for sure \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2615 #snow #sonice"} +{"tweet": "Hate when people say they're going to bed and they just lie.."} +{"tweet": "I don't trust you at all"} +{"tweet": "I couldn't be happier \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@KitManSKC Watch out!!"} +{"tweet": "Sodas are so interesting... Am I right?"} +{"tweet": "Can it be tomorrow already? \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@mebennett9 you're home?!?"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Haven't even been in a baseball field yet and our first game is Saturday...."} +{"tweet": "@emmyhaines yeah"} +{"tweet": "trying to convince my dad that I am fully capable of driving to Arizona this summer."} +{"tweet": "Late night cravings... you win again. \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@_JordanLloyd_ 3 years, 3 months, and 13 days, today."} +{"tweet": "@sierra_knight @cloe_mccleary noo! You blocked it with your hand"} +{"tweet": "I doubt that life could get any better."} +{"tweet": "@Krista_Lorraine dmmmmssss"} +{"tweet": "my moms extra gay today. #weridaf"} +{"tweet": "Homeward bound!"} +{"tweet": "I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A BLACK DUDE."} +{"tweet": "the most amazing thing about performing is the applause and screams after, nothing feels better than that"} +{"tweet": "Holy fuck."} +{"tweet": "@shannon23sander hope your doing great"} +{"tweet": "The first two Evil Dead movies are beyond sucky. Dumb af. The 2013 one is 110 times better. #knowyourscarymovies"} +{"tweet": "@Moore_56 Awh, you're makin me blush! \\u263a #loveyou \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@JCarroll32 sounds grand"} +{"tweet": "Show time 830 tonight at the West Fargo VFW in West Fargo, ND! Time to kick ass!!!"} +{"tweet": "This dude is crazy! Who the hell are you? #Catfish"} +{"tweet": "@brittrochelle_ poke poke poke ^_^"} +{"tweet": "All I want to know is who @SeanLowe09 picks! #TheBachelor"} +{"tweet": "The guys are playing a pick-up game of ultimate and I'm sitting on the sidelines, bored \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "My entire world was just ripped away from me...\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "Damn I have to write my college essay. Fuck."} +{"tweet": "Such a gay 4 hour shift I have today"} +{"tweet": "WHY"} +{"tweet": "@HollyAnnHoffman BEAUTIFUL <3"} +{"tweet": "@A13Wit Okay Alex, no one wants to hear to flaunting what a whore you are. #ProudWhore \\ud83d\\ude2e\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I'm legit like a mom to everyone"} +{"tweet": "I could use some taco bell 4th meal right now."} +{"tweet": "Life after Fame"} +{"tweet": "Can I go to bed yet? \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@zfreeman95 I take that back I hate you bye"} +{"tweet": "Going to the gym tomorrow.. that means I get out of house. X)"} +{"tweet": "@danielletester it'll be okayyy"} +{"tweet": "@ElyseLol I smell a drunk."} +{"tweet": "Wow, they went balls out with the new $100 bill."} +{"tweet": "I wish my mom and I had a better relationship"} +{"tweet": "Finally home"} +{"tweet": "Today has just been pissing me off more and more"} +{"tweet": "@devonkosa all of the above"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udf4e\\ud83d\\udc1d's date with momma (:"} +{"tweet": "It's so cold in my house wahhhhj"} +{"tweet": "Tip it on backk. #noproblemhere"} +{"tweet": "It's so cold here at Russell I'm pretty sure I'm gonna freeze to death"} +{"tweet": "I wanna drink a few bottles of wine tomorrow after class\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83c\\udf77"} +{"tweet": "Waking up to birds chirping at 11:30 is really nice! \\ud83d\\udc25\\u2600 #summerscoming"} +{"tweet": "Schlegel is Keith Howell right now"} +{"tweet": "@Baby_blain nope"} +{"tweet": "@eric_RA24 you won't score more than five on me"} +{"tweet": "No, really. I truly love traipsing through inches of snow on the way to class. #salty"} +{"tweet": "Snapchat me."} +{"tweet": "@Omggg_Its_Amyyy hey I think my phones broke so I won't be able to text off of it"} +{"tweet": "It could be worse."} +{"tweet": "@devanwilliamson how much"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I bitch about work alot"} +{"tweet": "Christmas decor out, smell of zucchini bread throughout the house, We The Millers, and some drinks with the family. What an amazing night"} +{"tweet": "@raptureruckus will be there!!"} +{"tweet": "@keileealexis is my kinda normal \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Done with classes for the day\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@katiecirullo waahh I missed u and still do"} +{"tweet": "dude this Red Wing alumni game is the shit."} +{"tweet": "@ewthats_nick \\ud83d\\ude08"} +{"tweet": "@sydney_henschel @MkJanisko I think during the day till 4. I'll get my schedule tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Just want to be back with my dance family, back to the way everything was 8 months ago before everything happened."} +{"tweet": "Soap operas are the worst kind of shows"} +{"tweet": "I love making chicken dip \\ud83d\\ude3b"} +{"tweet": "@Anna_Campagnolo p.s. you spelled banana wrong"} +{"tweet": "@tommyhanley_07 \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "haunted houses need to happen soon"} +{"tweet": "Now that I've had one good day with great friends, I want time with everyone. Hit me up soon people."} +{"tweet": "Wish I wasnt in algebra 2 #TooMuchHomework #HonorClassProbs"} +{"tweet": "@EllisKaleb <3"} +{"tweet": "@TheAdamBobby hahaha I was just working on that and threw it across the room"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna go to sleep and wake up so Evan will be at my house and we'll be opening presents"} +{"tweet": "I don't know why you don't take me downtown \\ud83d\\udc97\\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@coon_will well we will then!!"} +{"tweet": "If no one from the future comes to stop you, how bad of a decision can it be? #decisions"} +{"tweet": "I'm emotionally drained"} +{"tweet": "Yay for Mick Foley being inducted into the wwe hall of fame <3"} +{"tweet": "@franklindsey14 cock juggling thunder cunt"} +{"tweet": "I really hate chem lab at 7:30 am on Mondays"} +{"tweet": "Like what the actual fuck just happened?"} +{"tweet": "Today's so beautiful out . \\ud83c\\udf1e\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "Ouch."} +{"tweet": "I LOVE BAD BITCHES, THAT'S MY FUCKING PROBLEM!"} +{"tweet": "@vhayesfordays which ones I want to use one"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to crawl into bed after work"} +{"tweet": "Man do I need to get out of this house"} +{"tweet": "Liar, it takes one to know one"} +{"tweet": "@reid134 Doing Minnetonka things."} +{"tweet": "I always prepare myself to be alone."} +{"tweet": "@amberfelger dill pickle chips \\ud83c\\udf83"} +{"tweet": "UCF goes up by 3 .. 31 to 28"} +{"tweet": "I've been Erkel for some years, it's better being Jaleel ."} +{"tweet": "Ha! Gayyyyyyy!"} +{"tweet": "I didn't pass the skills quiz...."} +{"tweet": "bot\\u3058\\u3083\\u306a\\u3044\\u306e\\u304b\\u3088\\uff01"} +{"tweet": "@Hemmo1D_Juleisi sure!!"} +{"tweet": "@abbyneal14 I thought you were leaving for Florida today?"} +{"tweet": "Just remembered that @twittalessjuice told me he would marry my mom even though shes kinda \\uggo\\\" uhh....\""} +{"tweet": "To stay light or go dark\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Why the hell do I thank professors when I turn an exam in? You just made my life terrible for the last 24+ hours and I'm thanking you?"} +{"tweet": "@missjerrilynne are you going to do anything tonight?"} +{"tweet": "I'm killing it in this draft"} +{"tweet": "@K__lahna wait I should be as fast as a cheetah!!! But I'm not. \\ud83d\\udc05\\ud83d\\ude45\\ud83d\\udc22 \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I think the city that were from just kinda ruined things."} +{"tweet": "I got pills & I got purppp"} +{"tweet": "@PRIME7IM3 luck and wayne are expensive as shit already tho"} +{"tweet": "I told my LS to get it when she went to San Diego for business and it changed her life"} +{"tweet": "@BriannaYvonne_ omg I want a pink one"} +{"tweet": "You're gonna wish you had a storm warning."} +{"tweet": "Watching Peter Pan\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a #PeterPan"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude4a is this really happening !?"} +{"tweet": "I feel like i get annoyed wayyyyyy to easily."} +{"tweet": "this school is hot as fuck. #sweatin"} +{"tweet": "Visiting the hospital chapel tonight to remember all of our patients who lost their lives this year. Praying for their families tonight."} +{"tweet": "@kennedyallen14 apparently so is cousin kaitlyn."} +{"tweet": "happiness is a choice"} +{"tweet": "@vs_xo that was probably the most gross thing I have ever eaten"} +{"tweet": "I don't actually eat them..."} +{"tweet": "I want everything in bed bath and beyond #GrownUpStatus #WannaDecorateEverything"} +{"tweet": "I'd rather write a song or poem than discuss my feelings. #unhealthydontcare"} +{"tweet": "We should have no regrets. The past is done. There is nothing to be gained by going over it. Whatever it gave us is now experience."} +{"tweet": "Where's my pizza?"} +{"tweet": "Keep getting Charlie horses and have to fly out of bed to get rid of them"} +{"tweet": "@GiardinoTalia yeah you freak"} +{"tweet": "Youre such a sick sad waste of a human being."} +{"tweet": "All of this stresses me out."} +{"tweet": "I forgot how much I loved tanning \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I can't get up"} +{"tweet": "IT'S 100 DEGREES IN BOSTON AND I'M WEARING JEANS CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES"} +{"tweet": "@AcidLettuce907 i could work with that"} +{"tweet": "I'm so out of it today"} +{"tweet": "9 came quick"} +{"tweet": "@DBurke34 I make it nasty"} +{"tweet": "I'm trippin balls, David Beckham #GolfWang"} +{"tweet": "@gabbysnotter Oh yeah they are."} +{"tweet": "Congrats to Coach Luke and Christi Imsland on their new addition, Arianna Mari Imsland \\n8lbs. 10oz."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude9c I'd take you for a ride on my tractor"} +{"tweet": "@neeeecoleeee CAN YOU NOT YOU WHORE I DEFF JUST PUT THAT UP AND I DID JUST SAY DEFF"} +{"tweet": "Workaholics is on \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Still in awe from today's WOD. Did I really do 150 pull ups, 300 push ups and 450 squats in 30 minutes? #awesome"} +{"tweet": "#ThoughtsInTheHallway is today Friday? please god let it be Friday!"} +{"tweet": "wah"} +{"tweet": "I missed my 6,000th tweet \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@paytonnholmes please"} +{"tweet": "6 mins"} +{"tweet": "Not being able to sleep in cause I have to pee so bad ahhhh can't wait to get off work and go back to sleep ugh"} +{"tweet": "I'm actually doing extra work at the barn tonight so that I don't have to go home and check for baby deer.. #HateThem"} +{"tweet": "I seriously wanna marry roger. I'm so jealous of Jenny she is a lucky woman Forsure"} +{"tweet": "I like Nike shoes better than Under Armor. I like Under Armor clothes better than Nike. I hate wearing both at the same time... #Problem"} +{"tweet": "18 pounds until my goal weight. \\ud83d\\udc83\\ud83d\\udc83\\ud83d\\udc83"} +{"tweet": "Snow is falling. Life is good"} +{"tweet": "@gentry_matt @ErikAbston1 i was hoping it was gonna be earlier. Doubt ill make it. Appreciate the invite though. We will catch another one."} +{"tweet": "#BlackBerryQ10 is trending. .. haven't they given up yet??"} +{"tweet": "@shamtown you can't wait for someone to get shot? What a jerk!"} +{"tweet": "#stepbrothers"} +{"tweet": "@ceversole95 kinda better. ive have had problem after problem. I have infected tissue...rotten flesh. It's disgusting!!"} +{"tweet": "Living for Andy Milonakis' vines"} +{"tweet": "Big Foot is real! #what"} +{"tweet": "@Erica_Wangelin9 I'll cheer you up"} +{"tweet": "@Smith12Ryan dope hit me up!"} +{"tweet": "I want a summer with no regrets. \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@Apres_23 yes Earl it was eventful, Julie and I took GMa to the zone"} +{"tweet": "I hate when people call Meijer 'Meijers.' It's MeijeR. And you're a dumbass."} +{"tweet": "Outside Temp:67.8\\u00b0F Inside Temp:78.4\\u00b0F Wind:1.8MPH SE. Gust:7.4MPH Chill:67.8\\u00b0F Hum:61% Baro:28.76in, Falling slowly.Stormy, much precipitat"} +{"tweet": "Everything you are against weakens you,everything you are for empowers you.. Wayne Dyer soo true."} +{"tweet": "I AM REDOING MY ROOM & THAT MEANS ALL MY POSTERS HAVE TO COME DOWN \\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\ude30"} +{"tweet": "@KyleeDatema hahaha you bet we did! Is your frickin adorable little brother singing it?"} +{"tweet": "#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you can sing and love Jesus"} +{"tweet": "Of course...brand new laptop, and it randomly stops working! #really?! #pissed"} +{"tweet": "Jw why me @Kate_Lynn14 and @13paige08 aren't chefs? Those pizzas we made were good guyz."} +{"tweet": "@BHarms15 ouch"} +{"tweet": "#ThingsWhitePeopleLike to take pictures of what they got for Christmas to make everyone else jealous \\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "I've seen a loser win I've seen a sad man grin I've seen an honest man lie #iluhit"} +{"tweet": "im determined to go on a diet and stick to it."} +{"tweet": "Meagan is pissed I opened her sunroof ... It's pouring so I guess it's understandable"} +{"tweet": "Every Thug needs a Lady! #isjarulealive #tbt"} +{"tweet": "@PSeavey_5 lol drake sucks"} +{"tweet": "Reflecting every blurry moon that long goes shinning"} +{"tweet": "@BigEads86 haha where at?"} +{"tweet": "\\@TheDrunkProbz: Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.\\\" #mylife\""} +{"tweet": "We're in high school now you can stop telling on people"} +{"tweet": "Found the coolest record shop today! Got so much more vinyl pretty much completed my 80's collection haha"} +{"tweet": "@jakerusnik you're at the dentist?"} +{"tweet": "@c_sweenss ITS SO GROSS"} +{"tweet": "@hburk02 I know lol. But you know I gotta give you ish for it."} +{"tweet": "Tahiri took a moment. Then, calmly, #she began to speak."} +{"tweet": "@ramseyyHoey LOLZ \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@shanellelawson lol that's all I have too! he gave me the wrong dates."} +{"tweet": "@erikansims I had no clue he was also dating you too that sly dog\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Good \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "Who has the ice cream vine stuck in their head? Me! Thanks @Jordie_E_Hill and @HallieMikesell #muchappreciated #LMAO"} +{"tweet": "adorable\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@TheBSLine haha just quoting the song. Can't stand Tyga"} +{"tweet": "@emmatracy take me"} +{"tweet": "Pirates of the Caribbean and Johnny Depp = \\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@nikeyaaa_ #hegone"} +{"tweet": "@tAaLpIoCgInAa cause you pissed me off. I'm not fixing this shit like always. I'm sick of it."} +{"tweet": "@lovelyjessij ugh don't say Yankees ;) Diehard mets fan up here. Suffering mets fan but proud."} +{"tweet": "B1G teams are NOT looking great in the bowls this year!!! At least MSU won theirs,I guess."} +{"tweet": "Pretty ridiculous to think there's inventions that will be created in the future that'll make someone rich and I can't think of anything!"} +{"tweet": "@BobGarof bobby \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude49\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "@WhoaaItsTorii Their officially gay together.."} +{"tweet": "@jessdolph thanks girl I'm gonna need it \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "Why are we here"} +{"tweet": "@itskelsee_ I don't really no so I just did it all.. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I still can't believe what happened to Boston. Stay strong Boston. #prayforBoston."} +{"tweet": "Cliff&Dill are the rattiest friggen rats out there"} +{"tweet": "Wah I have a headache"} +{"tweet": "Anymore I just want to give up with you."} +{"tweet": "Staying home tonight so I'm all rested up and ready to go bright and early tomorrow , better be proud @JennaStever @k18erin \\ud83d\\ude07"} +{"tweet": "I hope my dad got my new tire \\ud83d\\ude01 I've drivin on tht doughnut thing for a while now.. \\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "Metal Monday > Motown Wednesday @SiriusXMNFL"} +{"tweet": "@daniellebering when are you coming here Friday? Like what time?"} +{"tweet": "Wish I had something to do tonight....#nofriends"} +{"tweet": "I've practically been babysitting all weekend and I kinda love it."} +{"tweet": "@ayyyemandy your welcome!!! And ok \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udfb6Meet me in the middle of a moonlit Chevy bench seat\\ud83c\\udfb6 #surebecoolifyoudid"} +{"tweet": "Finding a TV show that I can't stop watching and therefore can't go to bed early <<<"} +{"tweet": "who has 5th lunch tm?!?"} +{"tweet": "19 hour day and it was awesome"} +{"tweet": "Auburns running back is owning this drive"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe Nadal went out in the first round... Wow."} +{"tweet": "@MacWhite28 mwahahahaha glad your phones crappy like mine."} +{"tweet": "@THEjustink @agrodner22 Fingers crossed for you doll, no offense but ANYONE would be better than what's on #bb15 it's atrocious!"} +{"tweet": "Well today was good Adam took me to the zoo and out to get ice cream then we watched movies all night soooo yeah"} +{"tweet": "Traveling away for @ChicagoBears in Cleveland! ... I mean my girlfriends parents how in outside Akron for Christmas ;) #Beardown"} +{"tweet": "So much trouble."} +{"tweet": "Rude people<<"} +{"tweet": "This fight is going to change us forever.."} +{"tweet": "@DennisTodisco go to the Zumiez there on broadway and say hi to my old boss."} +{"tweet": "@jstray13 my last tweet"} +{"tweet": "@MRz_CHeetah Get Your \\ud83d\\udc00 As Friend Before I Tell Her to Come Out Sidee"} +{"tweet": "@thrgardinad this world is a cruel place."} +{"tweet": "I'm literally freaking out"} +{"tweet": "Billy D can adjust...now time to prove it"} +{"tweet": "@bradenfred and @BrookAshment"} +{"tweet": "Sorry I'm such an embarrassment. Whatever."} +{"tweet": "Holy shit KSU changed their uniforms!"} +{"tweet": "Excited to play today \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83c\\udfc0"} +{"tweet": "Dinner at Squire w/Katie and Katie"} +{"tweet": "@kietko @aalTOTES1 kill yourself"} +{"tweet": "Currently watching the conjuring \\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "@ImSoHoff good! Hahaha we were in the car and Donny was like do they really need a place to stay? I was like god I hope they find a place"} +{"tweet": "@supercross313 @Winkjuice_da3 alot was on my mind bud"} +{"tweet": "hope @DStachurski enjoyed his car tonight!"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I actually need to wake up in the morning and be productive and go to school makes me sick #ughhhhh"} +{"tweet": "Welp"} +{"tweet": "It's s good day when I jam to beach is better in the morn"} +{"tweet": "@tittythompson @erin_opitz Yes\\ud83d\\ude02\\u270c\\ufe0f@cassidy_elysee"} +{"tweet": "@Angela_Sousa_ hahahahha right?!"} +{"tweet": "So bad"} +{"tweet": "@brett_rangitsch always looking out for me. Mom just put me to bed!! Night Brett, feel better \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "More than likely I won't even talk to half of my \\friends\\\" after next year so I'm not going to go out of my way for you anymore.\""} +{"tweet": "Wow, that is the worst homer call for Molina I have ever seen. Unbelievable. #cardinalumps #thugmolina"} +{"tweet": "\\@hadenice: Omg so tired I can't take it!\\\" suck it up\""} +{"tweet": "I really want a pickle right now..."} +{"tweet": "Little Sean is my favorite and then there's Annabel"} +{"tweet": "@Braves Thank you for a great season! Just wish it wasn't over. Keep building that pitching staff and win it all in 2014"} +{"tweet": "Then the clouds opened up and God said...I hate you Alfalfa #LittleRascals"} +{"tweet": "just watching grown ups with @Gabi_Sprengel at @Andrew_Achter when he's not even home. #lolz"} +{"tweet": "Pretty little liars \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@essigtyler nice."} +{"tweet": "Our poor boyfriends @jennaxsoswte oh wait that's you \\ud83d\\udc49"} +{"tweet": "Seriously about to turn this fucking game off."} +{"tweet": "Hour long video on chainsaw safety... Yay #sarcasm"} +{"tweet": "Oh welllll."} +{"tweet": "aparently i dont even deserve an explanation. word"} +{"tweet": "Catching up with Stacie! #oldtimes #goodmemories"} +{"tweet": "@Nitaya_x3 where the bunnies at for me"} +{"tweet": "@FairyMessenger I saw a Fairy once! It was enjoying a passing by high school marching band. It flew slowly up out of flowers 2 watch :)"} +{"tweet": "I used to have friends until I was traded in for thrift shops, guest list spots, and drink specials."} +{"tweet": "I felt like shit. And that just made it worse. #sadtweet"} +{"tweet": "Were up all night to get lucky."} +{"tweet": "Considering i understand nothing in this math I'm 100% failing this test tomorrow and I have accepted that."} +{"tweet": "@JackPSullivan go to bed"} +{"tweet": "...so the ecology test today, #wingingit"} +{"tweet": "@JeremyKoffi: S/O to the junior boys for being really original with their volleyball uniforms. #not"} +{"tweet": "@RyanMarshall8 Well then no dibs"} +{"tweet": "@katr03 @FrenchShickFan Yes!!!! Exactly! The horrendous accident & the recovery process! Still would've had the hit & run & the who done it"} +{"tweet": "Cuz I'm proud to be one, I could care less what you think bout them. & if you really think that then I'm questioning our friendship."} +{"tweet": "@sarcasmsign pics of parents show nothing but doesnt mean they didnt have it fixed. Mongos eyes are good as were his parents. Time 2 google"} +{"tweet": "Defy the odds."} +{"tweet": "#pissed"} +{"tweet": "If I don't chug an iced coffee stat I will probably just go to sleep for the rest of summer"} +{"tweet": "@pkligerman I've seen this before, cutest thing ever. Also obsessed with that movie!"} +{"tweet": "@br1anw3bb No she's got an appointment on Friday."} +{"tweet": "@Im_Just_Dre24 @KingJames go for someone good like @kobebryant"} +{"tweet": "Glad to know everyone's a piece of shit."} +{"tweet": "@lovato66 yeshhhhh: ) u tell me when and sista. Will be there:)"} +{"tweet": "Hannah Montana movie \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I hate being ignored \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@MyTrainerBob she hardcore but inspirational! love it! haha"} +{"tweet": "@AM_Floody2 greatest show ever. I want to rewatch it."} +{"tweet": "Loving you is the risk ill always take!\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@connor_bonnor @isla3isla noooo I don't have anything text me 5156646204"} +{"tweet": "I usually just feel like a huge fag"} +{"tweet": "WVU takes it to the limit sometimes #beatoklahomstate"} +{"tweet": "@Murray_Lars24 Not sure. Lambo comes as an extra, the stud Lefty reliever was who we were after."} +{"tweet": "@Cassi_Jo_27 GOOD THING MY GRANDPA WAS AN ALCY OR I WOULDNT HAVE THUNK IT"} +{"tweet": "you're not the shit, you're just a piece of shit"} +{"tweet": "@Mattstaley24 @Wingyle3 super gay"} +{"tweet": "I hate you."} +{"tweet": "@Elizabeth_Bush6 target it is"} +{"tweet": "Learning about dreams.. #netflix #sleeptest"} +{"tweet": "Bread over bed"} +{"tweet": "@lesliegrace @LatinTrends2010 Looking amazing!!\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I win"} +{"tweet": "I think I have a crush on Kerry Washington"} +{"tweet": "Headed off to my first day of work! Already can't wait to get back in bed. #realworld"} +{"tweet": "#nowblasting Rolling Stone - Falling in Reverse"} +{"tweet": "I doubt Abbie's parents will be in a good mood, so I'll probably not be able to come over."} +{"tweet": "@allisnodgrass22 Yayyy! I still have tons of suckers that you can have for tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "@iimaudreyy hahahahhahaa"} +{"tweet": "Disney channel got everyone watching high school musical 2"} +{"tweet": "i am so exhausted omg"} +{"tweet": "I like butts #realtalk"} +{"tweet": "@HambyDavid great call out. Miss you bro."} +{"tweet": "Grandma leaves in two hours and parents will be gone for another two days... They didn't think this through"} +{"tweet": "Money doesn't buy happiness, it gives you options"} +{"tweet": "Harry potter marathon on this lazy day! \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Best snap Chats @Nolliex1201 @shantaclair @lunchiscouch"} +{"tweet": "IF ANYBODY GETS PIZZA FROM ME TONIGHT I'LL GIVE YOU FREE BREADSTICKS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU."} +{"tweet": "Wheres the snow"} +{"tweet": "Shoutout to whoever tped me. You can clean it all up when my pissed off mother calls her detective friend. :)"} +{"tweet": "The bigger the investment the bigger the return. This applies to long distance relationships and the 5.5 lbs of forever 21 I just bought"} +{"tweet": "@TrevorKreiling1 who goes to sleep at 4 am"} +{"tweet": "@hopelesslylazy LETS."} +{"tweet": "I swear if I have to wear a patch over my eye........."} +{"tweet": "So God bless you, and I hope I'll see you..."} +{"tweet": "@jaycie_welch sounds like something Sabrah would say. Smoking is her answer anywhere from sick to getting a spider in a corner to go away"} +{"tweet": "Oh great, more useless things that we don't need."} +{"tweet": "I can't go to sleep until I finish the laundry. HURRY UP DRYER."} +{"tweet": "Of course I'm wide awake."} +{"tweet": "@fernandobeteta what are YOU drinking is the question! :)"} +{"tweet": "It is what it is till it ain't anymore. \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@haileydefaria WHAT WHY"} +{"tweet": "@Alldayneyy jtown for life"} +{"tweet": "Haha everybody's frying up Mike Tomlin"} +{"tweet": "Packing up makes me realize I missing a lot of my stuff but I also have a lot of others people's stuff #interesting"} +{"tweet": "guess ill give up now #seeya"} +{"tweet": "If one of the boxes under the tree doesn't have a golden doodle inside it I might cry \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\udc36\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@blakeeazy find out"} +{"tweet": "@LexiSchultz4 ya so if you ever need a dog sitter. Please tell me. He's so cute."} +{"tweet": "This psychology class<"} +{"tweet": "I'm going all out tomorrow with st. patty's theme practice \\ud83c\\udf40"} +{"tweet": "I got my scars right here."} +{"tweet": "2013, thank you for all of the lessons. 2014, I am ready!"} +{"tweet": "@anarayburn yes."} +{"tweet": "Guess who got herself a new pair of boots\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "and baseball players\\u26be\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Once again, Greg's annoying....."} +{"tweet": "Campus tour, duck store, met puddles, homecoming parade, and a volleyball game all in one day! Can't wait for tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "@kevgray30 doesn't make any sense either haha"} +{"tweet": "Hilarious that somebody on Foursquare made a custom list of just bar rescue bars."} +{"tweet": "My head is killing me. \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "@kd_lamar oh I see haha well I like Ford or Toyota or Chevy"} +{"tweet": "You'reee crazzyyy"} +{"tweet": "Kobe Bryant says he could play 3-4 years in the NBA. This is awful news for anyone on the Lakers who wants to shoot the ball."} +{"tweet": "Just fast forward to Sunday Night Football please!!! Biggest Game of the Year #BroncoNation"} +{"tweet": "At war with love"} +{"tweet": "a year"} +{"tweet": "It's pathetic that the only friends I have ignore me. Sayanora. \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@jewelsbear27 oh well haha I guess ill have to wait and see \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "VIP tickets @justinbieber"} +{"tweet": "Watching The Conjuring for the third time \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude29 @Aleah_Lepore #twitterlessDad #twitterlessRandy"} +{"tweet": "Teen Wolf time! @KelseySwann1"} +{"tweet": "@patcdonaldson @BillsMafiaDon you guys as well!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I see\\u201c@iTweetForBSM_: Mergs got hoes lol\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "Sad my car is out of commission until I get a chance to fix it... but not sad I have to drive dad's truck until then!"} +{"tweet": "when my iMessage changes to text message <<<<<"} +{"tweet": "@vrose_629 watched it tonight and I'm not ashamed to say that ill be watching it again tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "Just waiting for that day where you tweet good things about me..."} +{"tweet": "Why is tonight so complicated"} +{"tweet": "What is on my teeth"} +{"tweet": "Pahahaha I'm different"} +{"tweet": "Just because I took a picture with a hot guy\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "If I could be one person, it would be @alexmorgan13 without a doubt"} +{"tweet": "@Airrrrjordan so clever your that just talking to you makes me more clever"} +{"tweet": "#thingsithoughtwerecoolasajuniorcamper shaving creaming my fellow camper while the dorm dad helped. #WeWontNameNames"} +{"tweet": "And I want my sight back"} +{"tweet": "I love straylight run so much"} +{"tweet": "Wish i had you back\\u2026"} +{"tweet": "@LilDtho what are you on about"} +{"tweet": "That nap was so awesome."} +{"tweet": "@franklinbuell1 @groxyzz you like it ;)"} +{"tweet": "I'm not gonna be with someone I can't trust and I don't trust you. So quit."} +{"tweet": "@matt_wiebahoy Serial killers!!!! I fucking love captain crunch and now he's gone!!! \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Swear they have the air on in this school \\ud83d\\ude28\\u2744"} +{"tweet": "why can't I be lauren sanderson"} +{"tweet": "I really wanna take a drive to Jackson and go eat. But I have no friends anywhere near me. And no license."} +{"tweet": "You don't have to like my piercing. That's why I have it and you don't."} +{"tweet": "Date with my twin @stephcharleson"} +{"tweet": "I have to go to bed with a bag of ice every night so I'm not hot. There's something wrong with that. \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "The fact that it's raining makes it that much harder to get out of bed #StupidSchool"} +{"tweet": "@DangeRussWilson im from Pittsburgh and a big fan of you... You do so much for so many people and its amazing... Thank you for being you"} +{"tweet": "Can't get enough of #AChristmasStory! I don't know what I'd do if @tbsveryfunny stopped doing this marathon! \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@RuthieOlivia @duggarblog yes, June 2nd."} +{"tweet": "Playing a game of tag later! Girls only."} +{"tweet": "Guys who keep conversations and don't one word me\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Decorating my room for Christmas. I'm thinking twinkling Christmas lights."} +{"tweet": "Fuck stepping back into reality tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Crazy how you can assume someone's life can be so perfect .."} +{"tweet": "@AveryMontefusco How bout you shut the hell up..."} +{"tweet": "Someone go see Insidious 2 with me."} +{"tweet": "They way @christineruth15 and I can read each others minds & know exactly what the other person is feeling or thinking is sweet #telepathy \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "If there's one thing I can't stand, it is....."} +{"tweet": "I want to play basketball,time to go get everyone"} +{"tweet": "Driving a 3 hour road trip to look at a badass truck #swag"} +{"tweet": "I'll skin you alive and laugh while you scream you bastard."} +{"tweet": "Keep trying because even though your falling on your face your still moving forward."} +{"tweet": "People who flaunt their wealths all over social media are narcissistic and superficial."} +{"tweet": "Sitting in a car listening to Mac miller.. Thinking of my buddy @TShelbs"} +{"tweet": "@Aliii_Wiegand better hang out with me Saturday or else any possibility for future friendship is revoked"} +{"tweet": "@RRFleming @archambaultluke fair enough"} +{"tweet": "So lying underneath the stormy skies..."} +{"tweet": "These 90 days are going to be long and painful."} +{"tweet": "I now know what living without you feels like. I dont want to live there anymore."} +{"tweet": "Jessi's shoulders look like a tomato. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@MeVinceG @nfldraftscout Dallas isn't a playoff team? Weird."} +{"tweet": "Feel like complete shit \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Guess I need to delete my tweet earlier on Napoli."} +{"tweet": "@ChrisScoleriVh1 hey how r things? My vacation begins today."} +{"tweet": "@bwshadowens its about to be unreal"} +{"tweet": "@sweetJESS_ture I saw I hope so"} +{"tweet": "I've been watching a ton of SkyDoesMinecraft videos lately. He and his friends are hilarious together. I love it. \\FRIENDSHIP!!!\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "No ride of course, everyone's exempt"} +{"tweet": "how did I get so lucky??"} +{"tweet": "Today one of my tweets was put on the board about drinking so the speaker could prove a point that anyone can see your tweets... It was awk"} +{"tweet": "@jayda_sullivan Miss you too!<3 See you all in 10 days! #LongTime"} +{"tweet": "Ryan Braun is everything that is wrong with baseball today. PED's are absolutely destroying the game."} +{"tweet": "@snoopnatt doo it it would be SO funny"} +{"tweet": "#ToMyFutureChildren If my kids want I'm gonna have them in singing lessons and I want them to know how to play guitar."} +{"tweet": "My time line suddenly turned exciting cause @justinbieber is on. I love how happy he makes us. I love you so much Justin. Thank you 3"} +{"tweet": "today we all walk inside a microwave."} +{"tweet": "Birdie Game"} +{"tweet": "@JereKid3 oh wait we forgot about microscopes which are said to have been invented in 1590"} +{"tweet": "I need friends."} +{"tweet": "@Scotti_2_Hotti that would be perfect if april wasnt like 7 months away \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "We are Siamese if you pleaseeee"} +{"tweet": "50 retweets I'll go run in the snow in my underwear"} +{"tweet": "@zinnia_olsson that's mean.. i never do that to the twins!"} +{"tweet": "You girls need more friends"} +{"tweet": "@petehuge I think you need a smokers jacket and a bitchin mustache"} +{"tweet": "@J_Blackout wah?! I miss going to that. Have fun today with dad jess!"} +{"tweet": "@KaitlynBrace95 please <333"} +{"tweet": "Prob one of the best weekends I have had in a long time. Nice just spending time with the girl and relaxing."} +{"tweet": "@pimpinshrimp57 nope...who woulda known!!! #fml"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand how you can hate the country you live in, especially if that country is #Merica"} +{"tweet": "The NBA is going to make some bank this series. So many flopping fines will be handed out \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen will always be one if my favorite movies."} +{"tweet": "There is never a dull moment w/ my family."} +{"tweet": "@thechew however this has fast become my Fav !!when is your next edition to the chew coming out?"} +{"tweet": "@LydiaDominick you'll be getting a stocking full of coal for tonight's jabs, miss. \\ud83c\\udf85\\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83d\\udca9"} +{"tweet": "@andreathelucc #HighHopes"} +{"tweet": "@CayleeNatzke WOAH WOAH WOAHHHH WAIT WAIT WAIT"} +{"tweet": "Volleyball game or soccer game tomarrow?"} +{"tweet": "@madsthomp I know and it makes me happy\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I wish it was as warm as it looks like it is outside. \\u2600\\u2600\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "This one time, I saw a high class prostitute."} +{"tweet": "\\I'm going to bed.\\\" I'm usually awake three or so hours after sending that.\""} +{"tweet": "@jackkavv rough life"} +{"tweet": "@WlLLABY I'm not Irish but I'm sure as hell down for the cause"} +{"tweet": "NOO MY MOM HIT A FROG #ew"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had friends that could drive\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@Cmorgan_xoxo I'm thankful I don't have to work. It's like a blessing haha"} +{"tweet": "Got me up all night Trynna get a pice apple pie"} +{"tweet": "@an_whitman Thank you!! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@paigehamburg lol I know. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Welp. Ray Lewis. You're fucking out! #Cheater"} +{"tweet": "That's actually beyond fucked up of you ."} +{"tweet": "#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you have a great smile"} +{"tweet": "Let Go Wings! NHL is back baby #Woohoo"} +{"tweet": "@ItsJustJessicuh agreeeeed."} +{"tweet": "licana now resides in the hands of private collectors. But they are museum quality reproductions.\\\"\t0.0\t0.00333333333333\t0.05\t0.946666666667\n"} +{"tweet": "7 Days!!! @B_P_88"} +{"tweet": "I really hate when I get angina :-("} +{"tweet": "Really"} +{"tweet": "@srellabr I think the real question is: how did you not see The Avengers?!"} +{"tweet": "I can't leave my house without putting on Chapstick first."} +{"tweet": "@DomGutz18 sucker"} +{"tweet": "I'm about to throw up"} +{"tweet": "Why in the fuck would I want to leave 75 and sunny for 45 and shitty please tell me"} +{"tweet": "@amygrant love it!"} +{"tweet": "I can't stop listening to best song ever \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I'm not mean"} +{"tweet": "@haleyyylaurenn Fuck off"} +{"tweet": "Cheers to the freakin weekend"} +{"tweet": "What's wrong with @LexxColeman"} +{"tweet": "I love twitter cause you cab say whatever you want, and if people don't like it well they can shove their opinion up their asses #idontcare"} +{"tweet": "The fact that we don't talk anymore kills me. #wheredyougo"} +{"tweet": "@Shane_Rodenbeck I never wanted children, and I never had any.... my choice."} +{"tweet": "@megmleonard that is a great point.... I blame my sleepiness on \\ud83d\\udc8e\\ud83d\\udc8e\\ud83d\\udc8e"} +{"tweet": "You're over 50 and your ringtone is Call Me Maybe? #really"} +{"tweet": "Jabari Parker probably won\\u2019t stick around an extra year at Duke to play with former AAU teammate Jahlil Okafor, but he has given it thought"} +{"tweet": "You were like home to me."} +{"tweet": "With my fave for the nighttttt\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Glass of wine and a cigarette before bed."} +{"tweet": "If you're not going to go the extra mile at work, at least go the designated length. #fuckups"} +{"tweet": "I'm tired of being the same weight. It's time to make some changes."} +{"tweet": "@WasteWR i believe you are. it was just a vent anyhow. Roll Tide"} +{"tweet": "#crying"} +{"tweet": "@Cincinnati_Cush to piss you off."} +{"tweet": "What up New York?!"} +{"tweet": "@Chad_kolensky just stopped at damattos for food"} +{"tweet": "McDonald's pancakes are amazing \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@wizkhalifa lol rainin tits"} +{"tweet": "@TheMagicSack123 FUCK COUNTRY"} +{"tweet": "Me and my dad full blown flippin on eachother in the Dunkin drive threw lmao"} +{"tweet": "Taking my cna classes this summer. #goodbyeculvers"} +{"tweet": "@zabelgang23 litterly yes"} +{"tweet": "@Mahad10 thanks Mahad!"} +{"tweet": "What a feel good moment. I am officially done applying to graduate schools.\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "Funny how honey ain't sweet like sugar"} +{"tweet": "Whenever I see a semi pulled over by a cop I think of Super Troopers! \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "My attorney has got to be the meanest guy I've ever met. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I guess I should stop watching #raw and keep an eye on the news to see if @RefRobPage and @petehuge incite a riot at the #twins game"} +{"tweet": "It always rains the hardest, on the people who deserve the sun."} +{"tweet": "did my damn good deed of the day (:"} +{"tweet": "Idk how to sleep in anymore \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "Because I don't take people's crap and have two-face friends"} +{"tweet": "At Skillet show with Donavan and friends. Great music and awesome hearing them use their platform for Christ!"} +{"tweet": "@Jew4BlackBerry tried. Didn't work there either."} +{"tweet": "@DejaSymone18 that was you I was tryin to figure out who was txtin me lol"} +{"tweet": "@ColeEnderle @josephenom @alexkeen6 @nphillips9 @mikaylajordin Love you too! \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Damnit missed the new dog with a blog"} +{"tweet": "@thorst11 doubtful :)"} +{"tweet": "I just don't get accounting. Sorry"} +{"tweet": "@woods11g haha neccckk"} +{"tweet": "@AvgSteubyGuy there ya go, 100"} +{"tweet": "Just completed #ToughMudder w/ @Rdy_Blz @Hommber @marie_nikki94 & Coach K. Craziest/Funnest ever!! Everyone should do it! #NoLie"} +{"tweet": "To get my nose pierced, or to not get my nose pierced. That is the question."} +{"tweet": "@mikaelab_11 I wanted it to love me sooooo bad! Hahaha"} +{"tweet": "odio que me suden las manos:("} +{"tweet": "\\IT'S IN THE GENEVA CONVENTION!!!\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@KaylaBlough yea you know my pain then \\ud83d\\ude27"} +{"tweet": "@BoutDat_Jawn ur right but I'm here"} +{"tweet": "@ceannamarieee anytime"} +{"tweet": "Getting a drunk call from my best friend and all I hear when I answer is her saying to someone,\\Um because I love her\\\" idk what that's about\""} +{"tweet": "@rosepetal_life that's for you to figure out"} +{"tweet": "2 sunburnt 4 basketball"} +{"tweet": "@sydneyslasher I really thought I was going to fail too!!! What did you get on the final?"} +{"tweet": "can't believe I go to camp tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@WorkoutWizard24 Haha good one \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "This summer has really burnt me out on working all the time! That's all I do!"} +{"tweet": "#funfact I never had a MySpace."} +{"tweet": "Seriously? Can I get a freaking printer that didn't run out of ink? #pissed \\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Shopping < sleeping"} +{"tweet": "Like I want to blow my brains out. Thanks mom"} +{"tweet": "Well I need to find a 1 bed apt actually"} +{"tweet": "Sooo tired. Ready Fo bed!"} +{"tweet": "Charlotte baseball players >> \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "Lets all agree that ARod is an AHole and go from there"} +{"tweet": "Me and Gerard Butler are getting married, he just doesn't know it yet"} +{"tweet": "Maddox said when I leave for college, my room will be his game room and when Peyton leaves, his room will be the trash room \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@khostnik ur vm<3 #fuckbitchesgetmoney"} +{"tweet": "I'm not talking to my mom or dad"} +{"tweet": "@hswope_ mine doesn't do hours that's why it still says 66 #wereboothright"} +{"tweet": "@collinsal15 same but at least it's a rough draft not the final copy so it doesn't matter"} +{"tweet": "When the lights go out and I'm in my bed I think of all the madness in my head."} +{"tweet": "I had a major freak out because I thought I lost my phone. It was in the cup holder of my car - an indication of how today went for me"} +{"tweet": "@acuzzi23 my entire timeline is all vine links now aha glad I was one of the first to get one too bad I didn't make any tho lol"} +{"tweet": "@TMerk1 hardest 2.5 miles i've ever ran. Haha"} +{"tweet": "I love feeling sore after a good workout \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "hahahah omg i was walking up the steps and this girl was behind me and totally watched me fall right on my face and laughed at me lol\\n#fml"} +{"tweet": "Not going to bed anytime soon."} +{"tweet": "@EricNelson19 @chazchaz12 I went to anatomy class, riddle me that batman"} +{"tweet": "So before I popped the popcorn I made Maddie sit there & listen to me read all the instructions in Spanish \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@HeavyRescue44 no. still having problems"} +{"tweet": "Train like an animal eat like a horse sleep like a baby"} +{"tweet": "I always tend to have a strong love/hate relationship with the people that mean the most to me"} +{"tweet": "Happiness strait from the bottle..."} +{"tweet": "Doc dealing like a poker game"} +{"tweet": "Alabama by CCR..\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Best performance of the night! @jtimberlake #MTV #2013vmas"} +{"tweet": "@__Jentzzzen omg Jentzen I can't even handle how funny you are \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I've screenshotted so many great snapchats. It's a good day in my book."} +{"tweet": "Home by Sundy Best gets me everytime."} +{"tweet": "Oh well guess you win some and lose some."} +{"tweet": "Today was so so hard :( I just can't believe that this is real."} +{"tweet": "It's too late to make it right, probably wouldn't if I could."} +{"tweet": "As far as old tv goes, if it isn't twilight zone, Andy Griffith, golden Girls, or the Cosby show, it's porn"} +{"tweet": "100% sure my mom will kill me over this speeding ticket \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@AyooMarri Hahaha great mindS think alike duh"} +{"tweet": "Not too happy about who E.L James chose for the fifty shades movie but im sure it will be great anyways..she's a genius!"} +{"tweet": "@ChaseHayball it is to maybe its too tight, what if its straight up coolant no water will it ruin tge piping?"} +{"tweet": "@KallieAllen32 @BrookeAllen2016 movie night after the gym??"} +{"tweet": "65 hours and 3 minutes sober....."} +{"tweet": "People who drink in cemeteries are scum have some respect"} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna do anything?"} +{"tweet": "@acidzach she's perfect can I be her"} +{"tweet": "@cousin_adam OHMYGOD i want that pizza \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "Wish i could lay around and drink beer all day and NOT DO THE DISHES or anything else at all. Lazy drunk retard"} +{"tweet": "@setsarahtostun @abby_dillon Buncha babies"} +{"tweet": "Does it really have to storm"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna go home & get ready for college but noooooo I must work almost every day of the fricken week \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "My kids will be the most stylish, fashionable kids at school. They will also be great athletes physically and academically."} +{"tweet": "About to leave for work"} +{"tweet": "Glad I'm finally laying in my bed. #enoughisenough"} +{"tweet": "#NameYourPenisAfterAMovie\\nWhere the wild things are"} +{"tweet": "My moms making fun of me, awesome."} +{"tweet": "People JUST DON'T KNOW. Man its just so crazy"} +{"tweet": "I need some Mountain Dew."} +{"tweet": "@tursini @SeeYourGhost thanks dude! Just got done with our last one ever. Weird!"} +{"tweet": "Snapchat right now \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude09 >>>"} +{"tweet": "You can't have two girls. One or none."} +{"tweet": "I haven't been genually happy for 9 days and that came and bit me in the ass \\ud83d\\ude12#depressed"} +{"tweet": "Just discovered a student lounge on the 2nd floor of felmley \\ud83d\\ude0d why am I just figuring this out now?"} +{"tweet": "@_xkierra is it weird that your softball and volley numbers are like my favorite numbers and what I use for softball? lol."} +{"tweet": "Anyone have any Netflix suggestions? I'm bored and @Alixx_Smith and @taraneh152 left me home alone with the dogs. #snowdayproblems"} +{"tweet": "I can't breathe"} +{"tweet": "thunder buddys for life hell yeah"} +{"tweet": "@raaagepaige replace that last sentence with couldn't be better!"} +{"tweet": "Cone home to brandon geter lounging on my couch, what a great man."} +{"tweet": "@SamMehl31 I hate you"} +{"tweet": "Sleep? Nahh I'd rather stay up all night upset... #thisisdumb \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Resisting the urge to dance at the bus stop is one of the hardest thighs...especially when's pandora wants me to shake my ass. It's a thing."} +{"tweet": "Just don't think about it"} +{"tweet": "@erika_koch pussy"} +{"tweet": "@jakesmothers46 that voicemail was the cutest."} +{"tweet": "Me and Andrews conversations are so pleasant"} +{"tweet": "OMFG, brb dying.. :D"} +{"tweet": "@karlaar17 does that turn you on?"} +{"tweet": "Somehow my headphones manage to catch onto everything in path and they get pulled out of my ears, I've had it."} +{"tweet": "@amberschutz hahaha if your sisters can do this twitter thing i think you can too"} +{"tweet": "@EthanKnight_13 you can still come over"} +{"tweet": "Having the gym to yourself >>> \\ud83c\\udfc0\\ud83c\\udfc0"} +{"tweet": "@hikarosss @AvesGangstaFlow @JoeOliv12000652 Now has Joe ever missed a day? This isn't a valid question Erena."} +{"tweet": "Yay! Finally for a show buddy again \\ud83d\\ude0a @itsjessie"} +{"tweet": "It's okay though. It's more than likely that I still have her digital camera."} +{"tweet": "When @EthanHStutz40 screws up my contact names hahah! \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "@JazzmanJoey Great point that people are overlooking"} +{"tweet": "My brother uses a gallon jug to spit his sunflower seeds in I can't tell if it's more boss or disgusting"} +{"tweet": ".@mzungu33's reactions own."} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I think about texting you, but then I think... Uhhh better not."} +{"tweet": "Weights and conditioning tonight\\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Chance the Rapper is the best rapper without an album yet"} +{"tweet": "Timing is everything, carefree living\\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "#GoBlue"} +{"tweet": "Running on 4 hours of sleep. \\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Still you've been talking to other people!\\ud83d\\ude30"} +{"tweet": "Lunch time"} +{"tweet": "@Wimming_ They are packed up, but just so you don't feel unloved, I will drag them out! You will be sorry..."} +{"tweet": "@EmilyOpalinski what are you waiting for? I have a great idea to have you doing just that right away that I'd love to share with you"} +{"tweet": "Freaking out."} +{"tweet": "I can't."} +{"tweet": "Wiltjer is keeping UK alive"} +{"tweet": "@Justdonna_13 bum ;)"} +{"tweet": "Just one of those nights."} +{"tweet": "@Tony_Salvati eyyyy! Focus on your exam! \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@LMiller110 bang bang \\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@JFuMeZ @x_k0dak hahahaha nigga called me Sam... Chill you fat mop head.. Me & Koddizzleeee got way back.."} +{"tweet": "Why am i up? \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@alicenjohnsonn sweet! Thanks :)"} +{"tweet": "@MicahJones5 you doing track"} +{"tweet": "Vikings need a huge step up like right now!"} +{"tweet": "#books"} +{"tweet": "If you're an offensive lineman, white, and can grow a beard...then I expect nothing less than a full beard from ylu"} +{"tweet": "@JayMunOne take her to Mizzou and give her a taste of a gin bucket. @AshleyGranby buy a Mizzou thong already."} +{"tweet": "Cause though the truth may vary, this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore"} +{"tweet": "Come to the beach nukka @dentaldiva22"} +{"tweet": "didn't know it's like thattttt \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@oogabooga666 sent it to you"} +{"tweet": "@GrayveTrain and the flavor of a busted taco."} +{"tweet": "@hannnahmeyers and I have Thursday off"} +{"tweet": "I love my baby, yup yup I love my boy"} +{"tweet": "I love tea"} +{"tweet": "@NevaChattos do guys even do that anymore"} +{"tweet": "@K_Morrison15 mmm, nope not really"} +{"tweet": "I'll continue talking shit until you do something about it. Which... We all know you won't. #waiting"} +{"tweet": "Awake at 8:30, had to drive mom to hospital and I have work at 10, I have a feeling I'm not going to work today \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "I need a weekend that will get everything off of my mind."} +{"tweet": "I was legit at the mall for the first time this year and didnt go into any stores...just went to visit my fianc\\u00e9 since he got subway to eat\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Last week of classes at UWM \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@kiminki54 thx \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I stand a new creation baptized by blood and fire. \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@bethdiaz420 What would you call a girl who never hung out with me, but on the 2nd night of hanging out is trying to fuck?"} +{"tweet": "Trying to find a pair of jeans with decent sized pockets is like trying to find a needle in a haystack \\ud83d\\udc56"} +{"tweet": "Sweet"} +{"tweet": "I had no idea what killer karoke was until now"} +{"tweet": "I haven't voted yet. Oops."} +{"tweet": "I love having conversations with @JusticeeWeeks . She turns my hole day around."} +{"tweet": "@daynuh_kent thank you!!"} +{"tweet": "Buzz kill on this game"} +{"tweet": "My mom bought our dogs cocktail dresses \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Who cares that my kids are mixed? Racist much??"} +{"tweet": "I have 22K Tweets OMG!!!!!!!\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "It's only 10..."} +{"tweet": "@KyleBillman not at all. Still have a headache. Transferred to my bed though"} +{"tweet": "It's kinda nice going out once a week, enjoying work and being responsible."} +{"tweet": "I can't even handle this \\ud83d\\ude48 I want to watch my boys but I don't omg I am so nervous"} +{"tweet": "@WhiteThunder10 my tv is heavier than it looks.. I swear is 1,000lbs"} +{"tweet": "Whether there's desire there's gunna be a flame.Whether there's a flame someone's bound to get burned."} +{"tweet": "Watching a satellite get launched into space! @NASAKennedy"} +{"tweet": "Just when I thought every guy was the same , you came into my life ."} +{"tweet": "I wanna watch a Christmas movie eat cookies and drink hot chocolate #tooearly?"} +{"tweet": "@RickWarren any tips or advice for helping our pastor through rough time, 17 yo son committed suicide 3.5 weeks ago."} +{"tweet": "@KaylaRink1 okay sounds good"} +{"tweet": "Go umass"} +{"tweet": "Beyonce don't need to sing. Just dance. Lovely. Just missing justin to rip spme clothes off #foreal"} +{"tweet": "Okay bye now #dead"} +{"tweet": "@benfischer12 IS THIS A JOKE?!"} +{"tweet": "@brimassari that's what happens when I let you run free at the beach too"} +{"tweet": "couldn't ask for anything better \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@zackmason27 I'm on my way where where you sitting"} +{"tweet": "The night has been eventful already ,"} +{"tweet": "Ugh why can't I ever say mad at you"} +{"tweet": "@Metalfan26 Pretty good!"} +{"tweet": "Holy eyeball"} +{"tweet": "i want a smoothie"} +{"tweet": "@katelud7 ill come when it's not \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna surround myself with openly friendly genuine good people in life"} +{"tweet": "@araska1998 @RossMorisette well and I have horse shows both days this weekend so I have to get up at 5:00 both days"} +{"tweet": "Got 10,000 things to do before the lake on Thursday. I think I'm just gonna lay down for awhile..."} +{"tweet": "@nucksonthepond One of my biggest pot head frienda went to Western. Used a empty ppr roll w/a fabric softener sheet in it to hide the smell"} +{"tweet": "@EmilyRenee_ I know. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph SE. Barometer 30.03 in, Rising slowly. Temperature 76.8 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 62%"} +{"tweet": "@MBreinz #Sams fault"} +{"tweet": "@ESPNMondayNight its Monday and theres football. Hey, that's where they came up with the name. #MNF"} +{"tweet": "Like no other, I love you your my brother"} +{"tweet": "Snapchating @Spud_Langlois and @BrockWudtke was the highlight of my night. #penisdoodles"} +{"tweet": "I need help."} +{"tweet": "@ConrailSquid \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@makenna_tab why are you so exited for tmro"} +{"tweet": "LOLOLOL."} +{"tweet": "Seriously smells like moist oil trash here after a rain shower"} +{"tweet": "@stetson_burkman @austinholy Let's fight for him. Let the better cousin win"} +{"tweet": "@Crazylegs261 hope on news internet"} +{"tweet": "@ChelseaAnnMyers @logaaaan_de obviously Chels hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna write a song tonight"} +{"tweet": "Enjoying some paczki from Oakmont Bakery"} +{"tweet": "Jimmy johns is legit crack"} +{"tweet": "Oh no, I didn't commemerate my 100th tweet! #twitterprobs"} +{"tweet": "@cokke10 ahahaha na iskustvo igras! :)"} +{"tweet": "The feeling of not ever having to talk to him again is so relieving.. Now time to focus on little nugget and mommy\\ud83d\\udc76\\ud83c\\udf7c\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "@dmanno429 @Greg_Assainte only for my children"} +{"tweet": "@_krissyyfarmer ha crazy huh"} +{"tweet": "@hippietrip14 Why the fuck aren't we together right now lol?!"} +{"tweet": "Fuck the fakes ~"} +{"tweet": "@PEYYYday hey Payten"} +{"tweet": "Gets my blood rushing!!!"} +{"tweet": "Seriously a perfectly-timed pickle play from my @Dodgers Way to play!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@vberruezo nice! have fun!"} +{"tweet": "@jacob_m_bowman @Danielkmorris16 Me too and I wasn't even in if"} +{"tweet": "It's called common sense, get some"} +{"tweet": "I need my hair and nails done I'm slacking \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "drinking by the pool, I'll take it!\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83c\\udf7a\\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Yes I have work \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "So fucking glad I didn't have to go to teen board this year."} +{"tweet": "Oh your favorite snowboarder is Shaun White, do you even snowboard?"} +{"tweet": "Feeling incomplete \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Napoleon dynamite is on #daymade"} +{"tweet": "I have a feeling today will be a good day"} +{"tweet": "bruins time!"} +{"tweet": "If only understood why he's still in my life after everything we have been though he's never left me when I was going to break like you did"} +{"tweet": "It's so pretty \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Wishing I had him to cuddle with..."} +{"tweet": "I honestly try so hard to be the best person I can be, but I barely ever get anything in return."} +{"tweet": "@Sarah_Carothers sure there is!"} +{"tweet": "Oh god! I just tweeted lol to someone, prolly gonna get in trouble again lol jk"} +{"tweet": "Kilo in the trunk"} +{"tweet": "@LivinLargeBlaze ate em all"} +{"tweet": "I'm watching phineas n ferb the movie\\ud83d\\udc7d best summer #no"} +{"tweet": "@annalyce_daprix that picture of you and Jon are so cute!! :)"} +{"tweet": "Enjoyed a run with the sun shining. #finallyspring#hopeful"} +{"tweet": "successfully destroyed you \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Texts would be nice on this sleepless night"} +{"tweet": "Omg cold case right now"} +{"tweet": "Nope never again"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to teach Ivy to be my tiny meowing evil minion."} +{"tweet": "My looks today. <<<"} +{"tweet": "Considering this brain surgery scares me what if I forget the last two months... So much has happend.. Maybe I do want it."} +{"tweet": "I want to go to Carlos bakery from cake boss"} +{"tweet": "@Roger3773 I just saw a pic of a ps4 game the graphics looks realistic"} +{"tweet": "@Cometman1 yes i am safe. still haven't heard from some friends though. very concerned."} +{"tweet": "Maybe I'll last longer than 12 tonight. Probably not tho"} +{"tweet": "I'm not gonna dance for you because that's weird."} +{"tweet": "HANK IT- JUSTIN MOORE"} +{"tweet": "The thunder are to good"} +{"tweet": "bounce it bounce it, shake it shake it melt it to the core"} +{"tweet": "is this even okay to do at work..? #probablynot"} +{"tweet": "Sick \\ud83d\\udc4e\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Wednesday please come faster."} +{"tweet": "@chi_trish hahaha!!!"} +{"tweet": "I have to be up at 8:30 \\ud83d\\udd2b #killme"} +{"tweet": "Late night country music.>>> #SingsMeToSleep"} +{"tweet": "@Clevenger41 text me"} +{"tweet": "CONGRATS! !\\u201c@D_ARMAND Just got a text to be in a Fashion Show!!! I happily excepted!!! Lets Go!!!\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "That said, the dinner could be Sonic and the movie could be Bambi vs Godzilla. \\n\\nThose both go fast."} +{"tweet": "I want to get out of bed butdont have the urge to"} +{"tweet": "ugh, praying for spencers gram too \\u2764 why is it that when my gram or cuckoo is in the hospital, so is spins gram?"} +{"tweet": "I always say I'm going to get up early and do my hair and make up and then I wake up and I'm like snooze ."} +{"tweet": "It's kinda pathetic"} +{"tweet": "@Zane_Gooding my bad Zane ur still my robot right"} +{"tweet": "ok so I'm not really cleaning the kitchen I'm tweeting but that's besides the point"} +{"tweet": "@ElliMadsen17 sucks to suck lol"} +{"tweet": "#ThingsPeopleDoThatPissMeOff chew loudly #sogross"} +{"tweet": "@BLovine I'm gunna be gone this weekend:(. But how about next week!!"} +{"tweet": "Warning"} +{"tweet": "@xBURKHARDTx you're a hypocrite. You've talked about her being in a wheelchair so many times. You're irrelevant. Good bye \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "@CheyCrabtree @MarandaArcuri its good someone does... ;)"} +{"tweet": "@dshep245 @J_Allen822 no text FaceTime !!!"} +{"tweet": "@prcrider09 where the live at\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@malllooorrryyy it's been 7"} +{"tweet": "@abijohnson296 okay!"} +{"tweet": "If your dreams don't scare you, they're not big enough."} +{"tweet": "@FifthHarmony #Ask5HAnything im using my precious phone battery to tweet you right now so can you at least say hi to me or something"} +{"tweet": "Someone called it earlier that #jodiarias\\nWould do her PPL mode! Good call."} +{"tweet": "@KatieJahay15 I love you too :)"} +{"tweet": "The chiefs are just being faggots now"} +{"tweet": "@Dylkow yeah it is! It was on a really old playlist of mine and just got stuck in my head somehow."} +{"tweet": "I'd rather punch myself in the face than sit and watch a cheer competition all day..\\nI feel bad for all the boyfriends who have to go\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "It can't get much better than this \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude3b\\ud83d\\ude3b\\ud83d\\ude0a best boy friend everrrr"} +{"tweet": "I've got a theory that if you give 100% all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end. -Larry Bird"} +{"tweet": "@emily_rickers there are really good 5sos ones with every song they've ever done or some with sex with Harry styles as the title."} +{"tweet": "If we dont get Heidi at Applebee's we are treated like shit"} +{"tweet": "@Cierrapaige97 he's a boy what do you expect \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@PreMedETSU AP screwed me over"} +{"tweet": "@BuchananGotSwag thottianas"} +{"tweet": "My avi>>> @chelsea_gornik \\n#NewYears"} +{"tweet": "Lonely run"} +{"tweet": "Hi dyl\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@DevinDaly1 what did I do to deserve this"} +{"tweet": "Even the best fall down sometimes"} +{"tweet": "I love #DuckDynasty #JimmyKimmel"} +{"tweet": "Ray Lewis hologram? Really?"} +{"tweet": "Why is everything such a pain in the ass."} +{"tweet": "@bri_the_man10 I have every single movie..."} +{"tweet": "@joemccusker10 @nick_perugino where in philly"} +{"tweet": "Spencer's dress is the ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. #PLL"} +{"tweet": "@haleynancyellen I don't think that's legal though... Idon't think just cause she's my mom means I can push her down a flight of stairs"} +{"tweet": "Right or left?"} +{"tweet": "Thinking about applying at the state liquor store..."} +{"tweet": "@AlexMarlow1225 I watched it :D"} +{"tweet": "i'm gonna stab myself in the neck with this pen i'm writing with"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna talk to you all day"} +{"tweet": "next weekend needs to come faster \\ud83d\\ude01\\u26fa\\ud83d\\udc6f\\ud83c\\udf7b @laurennwisee @cmcdonald1275"} +{"tweet": "@Qmakeitnasty this better be about us aka me emily and Anna"} +{"tweet": "@iTweetJd I am haha"} +{"tweet": "@raquelbaybeeXO please don't."} +{"tweet": "Who you think you know doesn't know you at all."} +{"tweet": "I trust actions not words"} +{"tweet": "@c_w_coleman Nope, I was replaced while we were together."} +{"tweet": "@dculls90 are you really now??"} +{"tweet": "@gabbypolcari @Hannahdevlinn I am literally crying right nowww"} +{"tweet": "I'm already over today."} +{"tweet": "@EvanHetzel @RMorris31 @BZatorski yeah but your soft"} +{"tweet": "For some reason I laughed when that littl kid fell lol #PLL"} +{"tweet": "Just saw a motorcycle with a side car and it made me positive that having one would be the coolest thing ever."} +{"tweet": "@ryethomas I won't have one either!"} +{"tweet": "SO anyone who wants to now feed Parker can! :)"} +{"tweet": "@jonahrounsley why are you in Joey's room?! #BFFs"} +{"tweet": "I love to eat!"} +{"tweet": "Smoothies are too good!!"} +{"tweet": "We are fighting @MirandaCherry2"} +{"tweet": "@mandy_hutch11 I'm taking it this year and it sounds so hard :("} +{"tweet": "Long black train by josh turner>>>>"} +{"tweet": "Making sure I eat a lot for the next two days?? No problem. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "My belly is officially a table. #pregnancy"} +{"tweet": "So happy \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "So many companies are out innovating #apple. It's going to be hard to not buy a PC when I upgrade my MacBook Pro."} +{"tweet": "Ok so I was just chillen on my couch listening to the music channel an reading FMLs an suddenly story of my life comes on.....made my night!"} +{"tweet": "Thank god it's Friday! Counting down the hours till I'm in bed"} +{"tweet": "Getting all work up and then not being able to breathe <<<<"} +{"tweet": "Band practice in the living room."} +{"tweet": "Didn't think finding a place to live would be this hard!"} +{"tweet": "Uhhhhhhh no. I know why I'm doing."} +{"tweet": "Tyler Posey is engaged... I am so upset right now."} +{"tweet": "Loves surprise visits >>"} +{"tweet": "I can compliment a girl with no problem but when it comes to guys I'm like the biggest idiot ever"} +{"tweet": "@deekhiphop do I know you sir?"} +{"tweet": "@smeath5 YOU JUST GOT YOUR FOOD #LIARRRR"} +{"tweet": "Damn I missed watching hockey"} +{"tweet": "and THAT is what jews do at weddings\\u2026 anthropology!"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know what just transpired in the last few mins of that game. I'm so appalled with the NFL #PittStillLost"} +{"tweet": "@Roman_Arriaga17 Duhhh Roman Noodle Bobbb! I Can't Wait To Cheer For You Guys !!"} +{"tweet": "Brand new kicks while you're shopping out of Payless, do it on the first take skipping all the Bayless."} +{"tweet": "Just saw the #CatchingFire trailer for the first time. I. Cannot. Wait."} +{"tweet": "@DanaMarieRoush \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Like where does messing with more than one person at a time get you in the end? No where. Where does friends with benefits get you?No where\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I definitely clocked out and you said I didn't #fuckyou"} +{"tweet": "@jenasauruswrex Theyve got the best bagel shop too"} +{"tweet": "Oh thats cool too"} +{"tweet": "Cant wait until next Saturday!!! #mizzou"} +{"tweet": "@rpursh that is the best tv show their has have been"} +{"tweet": "I am so sick of hearing about the Avalanche \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@16DesCombes @Clayivie11 ew \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Most likely getting my hair colored tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "now this is gonna be hard for me not to tell becca\\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "@Chev_Ro_Leigh go the fuck away"} +{"tweet": "There imaginary man mid feild"} +{"tweet": "Disfunctional love will last forever."} +{"tweet": "stoned like a Biblical whore"} +{"tweet": "Work is terrible"} +{"tweet": "@meechele05 @colepourchot @laurenbiaobrien I'm in when we buying tickets"} +{"tweet": "Wish I was in Florida with @mitchello23 or Texas with @jofairbanks. Just need someone to talk to and everyone's too busy #stressed #letdown"} +{"tweet": "I'm not fat, I'm just... Easier to see :) <3"} +{"tweet": "Errryones all relationship happy on twitter tonight, I liiiikkeee itttttt \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@BeccaLeear #trying"} +{"tweet": "@Drops_Of_Rain_ -narrows my eyes- I'm not old!"} +{"tweet": "Conditioning tonight<<<"} +{"tweet": "It's a sad day when you're still in pain after taking 2 oxycodone."} +{"tweet": "Dude, Pokemon is fucking harsh."} +{"tweet": "@LolitaSky do mine!"} +{"tweet": "@mchastain81 a war on a tactic \\u2026 brilliant"} +{"tweet": "@OtherDerpy @noogy97 Natural, And....... Lolz."} +{"tweet": "@austinmbailey is a stage 5 creeper. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure my phone is fucking possessed. \\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "Watching the Land Before Time. #memories"} +{"tweet": "Call me crazy"} +{"tweet": "Dont even care! Lunch was the best today>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "What a bittersweet symphony life can be, but I wouldn't have it any other way."} +{"tweet": "@INTENSEGB @PDXAngie @charlestonburr yeah good call!"} +{"tweet": "Frustration has set in."} +{"tweet": "#confessyourunpopularopinion you shouldn't date someone if you don't think you'll spend your life with them"} +{"tweet": "@PeytonRenee11 that sucks for you lol"} +{"tweet": "Life is so damn confusing."} +{"tweet": "School would be so much better if I could carry a blanket around with me all day"} +{"tweet": "Wow, she's a super slut"} +{"tweet": "We were doin it right, we were comin alive. Yeah, caught up in a southern summer, barefoot, blue jean night. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@Amber_Lohnes and it stopped \\nOops"} +{"tweet": "@brekuhn hahaha \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Joseph_Baugh you?"} +{"tweet": "@krissywoj21 @brynn1390 @a_dietz9 @lyndsybaker33 hahaha thatll be a challenge"} +{"tweet": "An idea for #Purdue fans for something to do during the 2nd half..go cow tipping #iubb"} +{"tweet": "@bianca_m3 like oh you think I'm pretty?????? Well not anymore considering I just popped 8 blood vessels in my face from the stress!!! Sigh"} +{"tweet": "Time to get my graded up\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "Nothing pisses me off more than when you pass someone and then they go the same speed you are"} +{"tweet": "Whyyy is my little brother driving? This needs to stop"} +{"tweet": "Aww I loved miss New York \\ud83d\\udc51\\ud83d\\udc96"} +{"tweet": "@torrrr_baby @GianB_13 omg so excited well be there around 8 and amiekins will be too!"} +{"tweet": "Outside of those 6 RB's I listed, you don't get much better than what we got now!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Jake_Cornett @C_Rock45 @gdotcampby @groene_boy that was easy next time we're doing 100 wings"} +{"tweet": "Paul Walker was the man."} +{"tweet": "@tyrastowe let's meet up tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "I cant believe I have class with him!"} +{"tweet": "I never buy a launch system anyways"} +{"tweet": "I do believe the #Pacers are a better \\team\\\" than the Heat. Though, they need to prove it tonight. Heat have no answer for low post play\""} +{"tweet": "@Stowers74 all truths brother. Like, is that even music though"} +{"tweet": "@Colton_Maki how many times do you plan on tweeting this lol?"} +{"tweet": "If freethrows would've been made, then the Spurs would be getting their ring."} +{"tweet": "Colton ask me if I was going to sleep and I said no then he SAI you'll probably just watch tv and be in twitter.. Yeah that's the plan."} +{"tweet": "@Jescalynvid I'm on it!"} +{"tweet": "We have a pet lizard."} +{"tweet": "Every inch, every, second, every day that you waste, I'm chipping away at greatness.."} +{"tweet": "It is ridiculously hot outside."} +{"tweet": "#HTTR"} +{"tweet": "@Lil_PowWow THE SHOWER HEADS ARE TOO DAMN LOW"} +{"tweet": "This shit cray!"} +{"tweet": "@StLouisBlues The wall?"} +{"tweet": "I might go see the Con-GER-ing - @emhus"} +{"tweet": "\\I can't believe you're home on a Saturday night.\\\" #THANKSMOM\""} +{"tweet": "@Thats_CHiLL best scene in that whole movie. I was DYING LOL"} +{"tweet": "I need some new music. Any suggestions?"} +{"tweet": "@jonofthejungle_ well considering no one can like the same things as you I drink orchard so you can't #sorrybro."} +{"tweet": "I don't know anymore"} +{"tweet": "My fucking room is haunted, I'm out of this house."} +{"tweet": "\\You're not special. Not anymore.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@15matt122095 I don't really either but I got an 89 on the test even though I slept through most of it or listened to music hahaha"} +{"tweet": "I can't find my keys \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I should be golfing right now. But I'm not so this weekend sucks."} +{"tweet": "I wanna do somthing fun tonight"} +{"tweet": "Gonna here It live"} +{"tweet": "You're automatically in love with the person that tells you class is canceled! \\n#CollegeLife"} +{"tweet": "@laurenadorable okayy well we will figure something out."} +{"tweet": "@NickCoit insane, possibly the bombers?"} +{"tweet": "\\But no one ever got anywhere by sitting still, and I keep reminding myself that.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@hannah_sturgill thanks I love and miss you."} +{"tweet": "Sleep easy neighbors! Wash machine is fixed. No more noise to be heard blocks away. Thanks to those who help us out."} +{"tweet": "Moving back to Rf in 5 days!!! I cant wait"} +{"tweet": "@jermwise78 @49ers Randy Moss called himself the GOAT yesterday while wearing a @49ers jersey. How you feel about that."} +{"tweet": "The devil came to take me to hell, but I told him I'm already there."} +{"tweet": "@alissa_dipofi good for you girl!!"} +{"tweet": "8 hours sleep in the last 2 days = the worst headache ever"} +{"tweet": "I know a girl who is about to have her phone taken away for using it while on school grounds @DansOnTop_"} +{"tweet": "Forever alone. \\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Just having a really rough night \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Off to camp!"} +{"tweet": "I don't know what I would have done this morning without my ninny and Jesse #Blessed"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to give up on you but I feel like you already gave up on me.\\ud83d\\udc4e\\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Nothing like an afternoon workout and run with the iPod in to help you escape"} +{"tweet": "@Megan_Straw hell ya! \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Seeing brandon and Marisa drunk is interesting"} +{"tweet": "No one gets it.. Like I'm so happy \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@addyberdine ow"} +{"tweet": "It's okay to be in love..."} +{"tweet": "You r so trashy"} +{"tweet": "@petepaulson #thankyou"} +{"tweet": "@loganmarshall23 yeah lol I just don't see how someone could talk to Maria like that, she does nothing to nobody"} +{"tweet": "@bryannalosano ITS ALREADY PLANNED WITH MY DAD IM COMING I SWEAR ILY"} +{"tweet": "I'll just sit here while you're passed out."} +{"tweet": "@Matty_Lou12 @sammy_otto22 @Dominick_Bacon only to you bud ;)"} +{"tweet": "In the weight room today my arms were shaking so bad just trying the bench the bar..."} +{"tweet": "Say you like me... Say you like me..."} +{"tweet": "@bc_783 You, Bc , are the coolest thing ever!"} +{"tweet": "@Zak_Bagans Does ur machine pay out more then at the casinos, lol"} +{"tweet": "My pinterest obsession is back at it"} +{"tweet": "I'm so happy I get to skip school Friday"} +{"tweet": "I could always watch a movie, but know don't know what movie to watch.."} +{"tweet": "@alliexoxostill chief vick is my favorite, excpet I can't get over the fact I love Gus too much..."} +{"tweet": "That is stupid"} +{"tweet": "If you don't know the game,don't tweet about it period."} +{"tweet": "Come at me bro"} +{"tweet": "@toridant $wag"} +{"tweet": "Oh man I need to make a hair appt."} +{"tweet": "I think I'm like the only one that hasn't heard that what does the fox say thing \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "#30FactsAboutMe as much as I complain about the cold, winter is my favorite season"} +{"tweet": "I have a food baby."} +{"tweet": "So for whatever reason after 10 I begin to get super emotional and over think everything. It suckssss #everytime"} +{"tweet": "When you find remnants from exs and you're like burnnnnnnnn, burn it now"} +{"tweet": "That's funnY..."} +{"tweet": "I'm probably not going to leave my bed today.. Until tonight"} +{"tweet": "Pretty badass weekend"} +{"tweet": "excited for Japanese later \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@Jaime_King she deserves to get the awards... no voice like her's around."} +{"tweet": "Did my video show up in sub boxes?"} +{"tweet": "My dreams just got crushed"} +{"tweet": "Just got $45 in the mail time for a new n64 game"} +{"tweet": "I just bashed my skull into my own desk (unintentionally). Hello, Friday the 13th"} +{"tweet": "Is it bad when you need beer to function"} +{"tweet": "@miagirl121 you take that back! I'll make an exception for your pugs."} +{"tweet": "@xemilymccoy nope, Bdubs \\ud83d\\ude09 on the way there"} +{"tweet": "I still haven't passed my apparition test, so that would explain why I'm not currently in Texas."} +{"tweet": "@paiigea it's just they can only keep Pa around so long before Brendan snaps completely"} +{"tweet": "I have an obsession with leggings. Dudes shouldn't wear them though."} +{"tweet": "Batter up"} +{"tweet": "Off to Baltimore #jetup"} +{"tweet": "Seeing @devan_lynn4 was probably the highlight of my Saturday night!"} +{"tweet": "I love how everyone is working out with watershed in mind. #NotAlone"} +{"tweet": "Biscuits and chocolate gravy. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0b #Yumm"} +{"tweet": "Aj was my first love, since I was 13... Can't believe he's in Colorado"} +{"tweet": "I was sleeping just fine until you ruined my car"} +{"tweet": "These peppermint Oreos though >> holy sweet Jesus yes \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "\\Well how did he die?\\\" \\\"He choked on some pie.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@The_Only_Kevo chicken is all I need in life. And you're welcome. I GOT YOU BRO"} +{"tweet": "YOU'RE IGNORANT!"} +{"tweet": "NO ONE CARES"} +{"tweet": "I bet if I drank more people would hang out with me more. #sobergirlprobz"} +{"tweet": "Just stand there and watch me burn...."} +{"tweet": "Stop tweeting about me"} +{"tweet": "@supcheyyy Cheyenne. If you don't save any time for me..we're never gonna hang out \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "When the team compliments me on my outfit >> \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "I hate when people say cute stuff on ask and then don't reply \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@TheSteelShep my body was ready but my spirit was not"} +{"tweet": "I'm so random"} +{"tweet": "If you still say \\slacks\\\" you're probably old as hell.\""} +{"tweet": "Much better than my schedule this semester"} +{"tweet": "@gabpiccillo I miss youuuu"} +{"tweet": "I really don't see the major difference between the old & new Twitter. They look the same to me"} +{"tweet": "@krush1030 and people who are lonely aren't always alone."} +{"tweet": "@PeteWoytowich really phased me less than it should have"} +{"tweet": "Been at Canterbury since 10. Up 20 dollars. #nice"} +{"tweet": "I have a attitude right now."} +{"tweet": "Nothing is too small, as long as it makes you feel good."} +{"tweet": "That was the biggest surprise I've ever had in my life"} +{"tweet": "I should really get ready instead of just laying here.."} +{"tweet": "Thanks for contributing to more family drama, which includes me getting my butt chewed out for, a 2nd time now, incorrect information. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@_taaylormae I don't wanna embarrass you in front of so many people"} +{"tweet": "Backrubs >>>"} +{"tweet": "@CristionaMarie yeah with all that time were home to take care of it haha"} +{"tweet": "@AshholeKoncel wincest?"} +{"tweet": "Literally hate this school year I give up"} +{"tweet": "gta online is awful"} +{"tweet": "Someone should give me something to cuddle with."} +{"tweet": "IF YOU FALL I WILL CATCH I WILL BE WAITING TIME AFTER TIME"} +{"tweet": "If you get me a good smelling candle & fuzzy socks for Christmas. I promise I will love you forever \\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83c\\udf81"} +{"tweet": "@Pick_24 at the cliff today"} +{"tweet": "\\@str4ngecl0uds_: I want a blunt thoooooo\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@jackguess8 I was trying to remember their name. Thank you for saying this."} +{"tweet": "@purseypoo77 @cjoyconway that's cause that's the only ones I need to bitch about bro! No need to brag when I'm winning haha"} +{"tweet": "I'm having way too much fun w this"} +{"tweet": "I love going on a late night walk by myself. I should do this more often."} +{"tweet": "I need to be productive tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Really hope that Double H Arena is dried out bec really needs to run my girl to get some practice in for the weekend! #cowgirlprobz"} +{"tweet": "If you're a good lookin' girl and compliment my truck, odds are I'll take you a ride or even let you drive it if you're lucky"} +{"tweet": "Church is in less than 12 hours. \\ud83d\\ude0a I love Sundays. Oh and another student that went to #ciymove is getting baptized! Heck yeah!"} +{"tweet": "As much as my family really makes me want to kill them, I wouldn't trade them for anything in this world \\u2728"} +{"tweet": "@BigMac7722 yah there's a lot of them in my tech class!!"} +{"tweet": "Wooo second pay check!"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could live in ancient times."} +{"tweet": "@macweinerzz right she needs to quit tripping"} +{"tweet": "Having so much fun with my girls!!"} +{"tweet": "Really hope I'm not getting sick"} +{"tweet": "My car is never going to be fixed\\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "@lifeisgood2us @michaeldamian1 @YandR_CBS @YRInsider AMEN!! We WANT MICHAEL DAMIAN BACK! Come on CBS & Sony!! We LOVE MICHAEL!! OX"} +{"tweet": "People are ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "If your a father happy father's day. No I'm not talking about the scumbags who left their kids. The one who raised them."} +{"tweet": "Either way the red team was the worst but yet they are playing Friday"} +{"tweet": "@OwenRobinson31 welcome"} +{"tweet": "My backward logic-drive to work when it's nice and walk to work when it's showing. #imakenosense"} +{"tweet": "I AM SO FUCKING OVER THIS DAY"} +{"tweet": "Hmu"} +{"tweet": "It didn't end the way I wanted it to, but I had an amazing time tonight."} +{"tweet": "@hungdingus @shelby_burleson that's a mistake.."} +{"tweet": "GAME DAY! Lets it tonight #Mnwild"} +{"tweet": "Eggs and bacon at nearly midnight >>>>>"} +{"tweet": "I'm really not feeling babysitting tonight."} +{"tweet": "@KNicoleMaddux I lost all my contacts because I had to reset my iPhone ."} +{"tweet": "You're just the definition of pathetic."} +{"tweet": "@tmwalschinski ya it switched now... Hahaha it was showing the one from homecoming but that pic is so pretty. You senior pics turned"} +{"tweet": "@Jrayer14 I just literally watched all four videos"} +{"tweet": "Wow wheres the foul on Jeff Green"} +{"tweet": "@JAndre_White hai"} +{"tweet": "This exam is about to make me it's bitch"} +{"tweet": "So glad that you stopped texting me in the middle of my sadness."} +{"tweet": "Crazy how fast rage can take over"} +{"tweet": "@LexyGibson probably apple.."} +{"tweet": "haha i love this catfish spoof on snl"} +{"tweet": "Not feeling good right now \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "I am not a turd bucket!"} +{"tweet": "@ChynnaBGilman yeah I'm sure we will be over!"} +{"tweet": "Priorities are straight. Why aren't yours"} +{"tweet": "@JessicaNoorman #IWish #Jelly"} +{"tweet": "Times not the only thing that changes as life goes on"} +{"tweet": "I have issues that I really need to fix."} +{"tweet": "@kelseyp__ show"} +{"tweet": "All I can think about is if there was anything I could have done to stop this?"} +{"tweet": "@LizKriser that's what you get up there in Yankee town!!! #staysouth"} +{"tweet": "I really really miss my dad... ... ..."} +{"tweet": "I love you-- cause you're cute. Funny. Kind. Caring. &Amazing. I love you mostly because you make me all of those things too. @Cheif_Meinee"} +{"tweet": "@CellyKelly no , i hate it when people say I'm a liar but I'm really saying the truth"} +{"tweet": "Missed most of this episode because I took a power nap \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Friday the 13th really is an unlucky day, hahaha, fuck."} +{"tweet": "@Jglackkk be nice!:)"} +{"tweet": "Nice how i have only had less than 4hrs of sleep but yet urn goin to bed and i have to deal wit our kids by myself !!!!"} +{"tweet": "Replaying all those childhood memories I had with you >>> I love you papa #rip tell my dad I said hello \\ud83d\\udc7c"} +{"tweet": "Only two more hours \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "someone come buy me a drink at work. i forgot my money at home. PLEASE :("} +{"tweet": "@MeggieD10 this could come in handy"} +{"tweet": "Wait Alesia do you know how it ends?"} +{"tweet": "@jolly_green33 true that. Everyone's hormones are flowing while working out"} +{"tweet": "I didn't work at all this week. \\ud83d\\ude01 #Broke"} +{"tweet": "Bonding over gluten-free snacks with the beautiful dreaded man next to me on this flight \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Why did @LexiRae2 get @CodyOetken senior pics before me?? We're over Cody \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@Moxx17 I knew I could count on you. Missss you moxy \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "@AlwaysgoodZ if i didnt have work id be down"} +{"tweet": "When someone hits you up outta the blue from your past>>"} +{"tweet": "This ref is making questionable calls"} +{"tweet": "My neighborhood is full of no lifes"} +{"tweet": "@TJLang70 don't be mad because we eliminated you from the playoff...of all people you as a player should have seen how bad the refs were."} +{"tweet": "@four10s and we are still gonna come up just not as often. See ya this wkd! And we will be in the field! Love it out there!"} +{"tweet": "So happy this week is almost over. :)"} +{"tweet": "@nakaelahoward22 I don't think I can freakin basketball at 5"} +{"tweet": "If anyone is looking to sell their #WalkTheMoon tickets let me know!"} +{"tweet": "I can never sleep the whole night on Christmas Eve. \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf85\\ud83c\\udf81"} +{"tweet": "Muppets movie is sick #nolie"} +{"tweet": "@ethanbell20 pretty darn lucky."} +{"tweet": "We are not cool like that...."} +{"tweet": "@megan_westbrook megan i need you"} +{"tweet": "And now it's all my thinking about \\ud83c\\udf72\\ud83c\\udf57\\ud83c\\udf5d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "My mom bought Starbucks for Kyle twice \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "OKAY, you live in my house. you are not my father. & you will not tell me I can't eat supper with the rest of the family. #fuckyou"} +{"tweet": "Bruins VS Hawks Stanley Cup 2013"} +{"tweet": "@BrgBrigadeKevin all day. Every day."} +{"tweet": "I feel like four years of drama just came into my life. There's a reason I stay out of it\\ud83d\\ude4d"} +{"tweet": "@FaberGotPaper hey I found molli...... @MollieTheSats"} +{"tweet": "This is the first time I've touched my phone since 6 this morning\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "177 I hate you okay bye"} +{"tweet": "I love this time of year.when people help out the homeless more. I love to help out whenever I can. Thank you God!"} +{"tweet": "People are so ignorant."} +{"tweet": "#IGotAThingFor cats"} +{"tweet": "\\u2764"} +{"tweet": ". @justinbieber can lick my whole asshole"} +{"tweet": "Morning weather conditions at Camp Tecumseh: Cloudy, Temp. 12 F (from NWS)"} +{"tweet": "And there I go. Eating another cupcake."} +{"tweet": "Busy day today! Excited I am back in the cities though :)"} +{"tweet": "Just drove past a woman wearing a headlight while picking up dog poop in her front yard. #johnsoncityprobs"} +{"tweet": "Anchorman two was impressive, definitely lived up to my expectations of the first one \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "No Brian, I don't want his dick!"} +{"tweet": "@amcquade19 thanks :)"} +{"tweet": "Thank you for killing my 2 month streak of having no anxiety attacks. Xanax sucks!!"} +{"tweet": "@CoachWoyan shall I go leading receiver during spring ball for the second year to back it up!? Ha"} +{"tweet": "@EverElizabeth @wearetheincrowd I saw then in Ames in October of last year, Tay sang to me \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@TimothyStarner @thirdday it's a possibility..."} +{"tweet": "@NexRex \\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4cprechhh"} +{"tweet": "@hannahbaana I would.... but yeah.... I dunno what that is. Thought that counts."} +{"tweet": "@_TNipples @galactickelsey @VorSaucy fuck class hahha"} +{"tweet": "There's only one thing I want from Gary for Christmas"} +{"tweet": "@eoti22 I would've answered #dick"} +{"tweet": ",@MonicaRose29 went as mrs frizzle for Halloween and just called me from her house phone. #so90s"} +{"tweet": "@StirrinShit24_7 it happens to the best of us lol"} +{"tweet": "I.. Need.. Sleep..."} +{"tweet": "You're such a liar, I can tell your still up @adprin24"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I just don't text back.. its not because I don't wanna talk its because I mentally reply and then just forget to physically do it."} +{"tweet": "Got the details of my Haiti trip today! It's been 10 months since my last trip &I miss it so much! So thankful to be on this medical trip!"} +{"tweet": "@CydneyAlizabeth I can't wait to get you on the floor good looking!"} +{"tweet": "I've changed over the past couple years, haha it's crazy"} +{"tweet": "@CondemnedCustom I love your logo on me !"} +{"tweet": "And when I get home it continues of the bitching"} +{"tweet": "Reallllly? A fucking pig? Thats what I waited months for?"} +{"tweet": "@penguinbears2 let's doooo it ;D"} +{"tweet": "@jake_johnston57 @LoganEarlywine @el_maase lol oh mrs greve.."} +{"tweet": "@sarakbari it's been stuck in my head too ever since"} +{"tweet": "@ChelseaCond go to sleep then"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@AshJournaliste: I actually applaud dude for talking to his kids about sage sex instead of sticking his head in the sand about it.\\u201d #yes"} +{"tweet": "So fucking hyped to shred with Eugene homies tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "That makes me laugh."} +{"tweet": "Tire is fix and some how I made it to hacc right at 11:30"} +{"tweet": "No Urlacher, no problem. Bears LB corps most athletic it's been in YEARS."} +{"tweet": "#Brookfield #Olive Garden...we had a delicious meal with atrocious service. But it was bad service with a smile!"} +{"tweet": "What times the baseball game tomorrow?"} +{"tweet": "the people in the commercials who are trying to show you how bad the other product is is hilarious"} +{"tweet": "@mermaid_sierra I wanna live on the beach #dreambig haha"} +{"tweet": "Hi Luke. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Special thanks to the people with chainsaws right outside my room this morning!!!!! You rock"} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when you're on a geology website studying for a test bc your prof hasn't taught shit in 3 weeks.\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "The Client List comes back on Sunday March 12th"} +{"tweet": "@erinpilotte @marymetzinger \\ud83d\\ude2d ill be on the inside one day!"} +{"tweet": "at least I work with Amanda tonight."} +{"tweet": "@jables_1017 Marshall mathers baby"} +{"tweet": "Why are my neighbors playing basketball at 830AM?"} +{"tweet": "@matt_kindred 0-3"} +{"tweet": "Max out week - end up disappointed or surprised as fuck. Or both."} +{"tweet": "Wish @OliviaVarvel would read my tweet."} +{"tweet": "This new guy Lyons is doing good #cardinals"} +{"tweet": "@frisbyrat haha I don't care if people think I'm a furry or not. I just don't think I can handle all the awkward"} +{"tweet": "Jesus, you know, if I drank I'd be getting laid all the time. But drunk guys are stupid, so no."} +{"tweet": "@TreyWilliford1 naps are supposed to make you happy \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Being a senior at RCS means playing cornhole during school hours. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@JGR_NNS_Car @mattkenseth @RossKenseth is the future"} +{"tweet": "School over!!!"} +{"tweet": "I guess I'm back to Team Droid for a while :("} +{"tweet": "I have shigles and i am on fire"} +{"tweet": "im slowly losing my few favorite things in this world, and theres absolutely nothing i can do but watch"} +{"tweet": "@Ddre19 Dre, my mom said to come to her office after class. Howell McDowell room 207 office of accounting and budgetary control."} +{"tweet": "Thank you to the phlebotomist for hitting my vein on the first try"} +{"tweet": "Only know you've been high when you're feeling low. \\ud83c\\udfa4\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@Brii_Bow you'd know a thing or two about that wouldn't you lol and my bad...just trying to help out"} +{"tweet": "I miss my nephew so much. I wish I could spend more time with him. I definitely cherish the days I do get to spend with him! #iworktoomuch \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "walk away and don't look back."} +{"tweet": "Haha I guess it was bound to happen eventually"} +{"tweet": "@justinbieber #HoldTight HOLY GOD I'm addicted to it"} +{"tweet": "I keep getting light headed for some reason..."} +{"tweet": "@labofhookers good eye ;)"} +{"tweet": "Gettttting pierced \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@RaechalSloan haha. Okay (:"} +{"tweet": "@idkmakeitup :p"} +{"tweet": "I don't need you to make me happy."} +{"tweet": "Guess who turns 6 today?!"} +{"tweet": "The fuck Indians"} +{"tweet": "Livid because they didn't accept him. Seriously actually grumpy! Mom, Elena, and I all gasped."} +{"tweet": "The paramedic comes, you wonder if he single. #lovesick #dance"} +{"tweet": "Wonder wall"} +{"tweet": "I know what your doing, I've seen it all before"} +{"tweet": "@Espngreeny the dichotomy is really interesting. Hindsight's 20/20. #RGIII"} +{"tweet": "@TwitchyTeam Juan has nothing to say that I give a crap about. I used to respect him but that's gone. My remote is getting a work out lately"} +{"tweet": "What a great moment to end the first round of the #NBADraft and to close out 30 years for David Stern. The fans were great."} +{"tweet": "Someone go with me"} +{"tweet": "@DusablonTayla @Derekjoyal says who"} +{"tweet": "Austin is cheerin for Texas A&M right now... I can't deal with him right now \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@mikala_kristen @jones_carleigh I had to go:("} +{"tweet": "I'm done fighting."} +{"tweet": "OMG IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Im sorry...gosh"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure I'm seeing @PetePranica at Sonic in the BMW"} +{"tweet": "God sent me to piss the world off"} +{"tweet": "why are girls so attracted to asshole guys?"} +{"tweet": "@meldanigaines I have to see you before you leave!!"} +{"tweet": "@maesmith23 please say you're going to pcb?!! (:"} +{"tweet": "I signed up for 3 classes next semester aka moving up in the world"} +{"tweet": "Great my moms at my house I won't even be able to blow this anger into the air \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Sexy roll playing on the phone with dani and andrew... peter pan and wendy is the topic right now ! \\I want you to show me your lost boys \\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@MalloryMargaret 'is this a Mormon thing'? Happy to serve as your religious spirit guide"} +{"tweet": "@carmelarossello \\ud83d\\ude02 I'm joking love youu dude"} +{"tweet": "Need some company. The only time I don't mind having company I can't find any."} +{"tweet": "Can not wait just to be alone"} +{"tweet": "@kenzie_love1 Freak that I wanna redo football season again omg\\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83c\\udfc8\\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "Im sorry but if I see people being disrespectful during the Veterans Day assembly tomorrow I will be pissed Remember they protected your ass"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrows friday best thing is we have no school and I can sleep in."} +{"tweet": "Why I'm eating watermelon right now is beyond me #ImAllergic"} +{"tweet": "Wanting to stay updated but knowing you'll hate the news"} +{"tweet": "@hannah_bleikamp I just now got that..."} +{"tweet": "@melanie__craig we can definitely take a hip picture after break and maybe if you're lucky I'll give a shoutout"} +{"tweet": "Everyday for the first hour I'm awake I keep only 1 eye open"} +{"tweet": "Outback then the movies\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Let's just do this one more time"} +{"tweet": "Home is where ever I guess I can fall asleep"} +{"tweet": "So much attention and just let the girl breathe. Let her pull herself together. I don't normally give two shits about how the famous live..."} +{"tweet": "@Callie_Rae22 come over"} +{"tweet": "@wesleystratton2 And if I were you, I'd watch the name calling. Things could be oh so bad for you."} +{"tweet": "In the mood to just drink some hot chocolate made by @becca_william and give her her Christmas presents, and watch Cat in the Hat... \\ud83d\\ude0d \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I am going to need to go for a massage after today haha.."} +{"tweet": "@lolHeidi yes it's great -__- now let me get dressed"} +{"tweet": "There's 1"} +{"tweet": "It's a country music kind of morning \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@TheQuinnTowers takes 5,000 years"} +{"tweet": "Let's see if I can keep this months send and receive texts under 1,500 total. Doing good so far! #noonetotext #unlimitedfail"} +{"tweet": "Baby if you can't hang then there's the doorrrrrr\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Excited for Terrill to open his Christmas present tomorrow at the family Christmas \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "rumor is that @MadisonPanik and @Alan_Lacava are dating \\ud83d\\ude0d\\u2764\\ud83d\\udc96"} +{"tweet": "i wish i would think before i type."} +{"tweet": "#NHRA h"} +{"tweet": "Stressed is a bit of an understatement \\ud83d\\ude23 just wish things were different \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@2ChainzLyrics careful i Love You to good night"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone wanna play gta at least?"} +{"tweet": "Matching underwear and matching pajamas makes me feel like I have a lot more of my crap in order than in actual reality."} +{"tweet": "You get to see donnas boobs from that 70s show in orange is the new black!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "I've had What's Your Fantasy stuck in my head all day!! #Luda"} +{"tweet": "Yeah \\A\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@millershaski are you having those?"} +{"tweet": "Always a good day when you wake up next to a beautiful girl @marshamellowww"} +{"tweet": "I have been unable to golf this past week of perfect weather #Selfish #Whining"} +{"tweet": "Seriously so depressed I can't go to the game"} +{"tweet": "@7omalia \\nWe are very proud of our prez Farole for his vision and leadership in this difficult times. Our journey is just the beginning!"} +{"tweet": "@BonillaDylan miss you too dragon"} +{"tweet": "@aubrikelley @SammyOsaro @blodge24 @Seeser_0 I'm listening to pandora and I bet u can't guess who came up!!!"} +{"tweet": "I just can't believe how quickly someone can forget all about you & act as if your just another person after everything you've been through."} +{"tweet": "Breaking bad is about to be tragic"} +{"tweet": "@its_Jurado my neighbors are outside grilling and washing their cars"} +{"tweet": "Headed to Nebraska."} +{"tweet": "GET ME OUT OF THE CAR"} +{"tweet": "You are ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "People who only tweet about how much their life sucks annoy me so much like seriously just be thankful"} +{"tweet": "@emilybradley12 calc is cake"} +{"tweet": "Not going to have enough time to pack my lunch this morning #ughsopisseddonttext"} +{"tweet": "So exhausted \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Lol"} +{"tweet": "@beastazorev Watching Spongebob > studying mitosis #truth"} +{"tweet": "@BunnySuicida awesome :)"} +{"tweet": "MILEY IS A LUCKY BITCH."} +{"tweet": "Who ever keeps ripping my Mac med sticker off you're a pathetic loser and I hope you grow the fuck up soon."} +{"tweet": "I may not do p90x often anymore but I defiantly incorporate movements from the videos when I can"} +{"tweet": "I'm no twilight fan, but I do turn it on to gaze at Jacob's beautiful body"} +{"tweet": "Navigating my back yard when it's flooded #notfun"} +{"tweet": "@jakeschoolz you're vulgar"} +{"tweet": "I always have the best conversations with myself."} +{"tweet": "Well this sucks."} +{"tweet": "My one an emblem three club member who will let me use their code for presale? \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Taking a bath always makes me sleepy \\ud83d\\udec0"} +{"tweet": "3 hours of work and then I'm tearing shit up with @whitekeenan24. #SLAYER"} +{"tweet": "@LevisLadyWood I'm not walking alone"} +{"tweet": "@J_Jones1221 huh"} +{"tweet": "@Bjosie613 hi"} +{"tweet": "Come on baby let me take you on a night ride"} +{"tweet": "@SydneyRieck too late I changed it totally sucks 3 suck"} +{"tweet": "@luke_j21 susans going to bend you over"} +{"tweet": "Every time I come home, I need to fast for a week. Or two. #SoMuchFood not ok."} +{"tweet": "Regret. \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "Ratchet hoe all over my timeline tweeting about sink holes ... Sit the fuck down \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@cgaines116 I missed you pumpkin \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "He's a dumb dumb..."} +{"tweet": "I GOTTA PEE... BUT MARSto1million"} +{"tweet": "I keep having to say goodbye to the people I care about. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@melissa_peel hot damn! The peels are gonna have a good Christmas!"} +{"tweet": "Just got a call from the National Guard...? Yes because you want ME to do physical activity.. #goodluck"} +{"tweet": "bosh for 3"} +{"tweet": "I want to cry... Because of puppies. Ryden and I want puppies."} +{"tweet": "@oskrNYC yeah I was glad. And all my friends in Boston weren't at the finish line thank god."} +{"tweet": "People said high school would fly by but I never believed them"} +{"tweet": "Sorry sweetie."} +{"tweet": "Come thru, boy you know we got things to do. \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "3 more days. I can do this"} +{"tweet": "@Sydney__Tolson Is gay."} +{"tweet": "Ehhh. It was kinda creepy"} +{"tweet": "Welp. That's awkward \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@TwinCityTysonn she's nasty as fuckkkk."} +{"tweet": "@tazz1973 again I don't care ur the man enough I don't care what u say I know more celebs then u think so what ever I know more than u think"} +{"tweet": "Junior year really does suck wiener."} +{"tweet": "@AH_MANN_DUHH \\ud83d\\ude22 come back"} +{"tweet": "What the Rangers are doing to the Astros right now\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I want to spend the rest of the evening driving behind every 2 wheel drive car."} +{"tweet": "How Binghams going to be this year<<<<< \\nI thought I was escaping all of you pricks for some reason"} +{"tweet": "So sleepy \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Johnathan Moxon slingin pigskins on hbo #VarsityBlues"} +{"tweet": "So definitely my favorite moment being at mizzou thus far was mocking Florida by doing the gator chomp at the end of the game today #MIZ"} +{"tweet": "my god, i have so much laundry to do. 5th load and i will still probably do 2 more."} +{"tweet": "I love that @BadaBOOM_24 has a Twitter account. Love watching you last you blow people up last season! All the best to you this year."} +{"tweet": "You're as useless as tits on a bull.. #lovethatsaying"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes people just need to stop and think and think and think real hard before they do somethings. Think about it."} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say"} +{"tweet": "Relationships are meant to make you happy, not upset. If you have more bad times than good, there's a problem"} +{"tweet": "@5SOS Cal, should I steal my brother's snapback? He's going back to college soon. This is my only chance. What do I do? I really want it."} +{"tweet": "@TCalloww i'll check it out later"} +{"tweet": "Just ordered cards against humanity #hyped"} +{"tweet": "This hot shower right now is about to be heaven"} +{"tweet": "@KadyyLadyy oh that's right. Never mind :)"} +{"tweet": "I want a infinity ring so bad I can't stand it."} +{"tweet": "@sarahholmes177 preachhhh it sista! #stage5"} +{"tweet": "@Alex_Joseph21 what! Reschedule to next Wednesday!!!"} +{"tweet": "@TallGuyBill I've been watching it for 3 hours straight, it's so addicting"} +{"tweet": "Honesty, I just burst into flames in this dorm #orientationprobz"} +{"tweet": "Seriously when the hell is something going to go right?"} +{"tweet": "Fuck that noise. Tennessee will get them next time. I have faith in the Vols."} +{"tweet": "I'm going to have to but some traps in my room so she can't get to anything"} +{"tweet": "Still so much to do! Class needs to end now so I can get out of here!"} +{"tweet": "This shits hilarious... \\nPecs and guns that turn on nuns\\nMore weights make lesbians go straight"} +{"tweet": "@RepThompson @HouseDemocrats this comment proves politicians have their heads so far up their own asses it's sick. #shutdown"} +{"tweet": "@tacoshoppedrew in a few weeks"} +{"tweet": "I love Taco Bell"} +{"tweet": "literally whenever anyone's on the roof of my dads auto shop all I can think about it when my brother fell through the roof into a dumpster"} +{"tweet": "What's up with the safetys today."} +{"tweet": "Got the iPhone back but I already miss things about the note.. If only I could combine the two it would be the perfect phone"} +{"tweet": "Today I wasted half my afternoon reading the CT General Statutes and old SEEC decisions. I wonder if there\\u2019s a way to get paid to do that."} +{"tweet": "@SteveHozella @toddzimm30 omg hahaha!"} +{"tweet": "21- stranger"} +{"tweet": "Even tho I'm running on three hours of sleep, I'm determined to make today a productive one \\ud83d\\udcaa"} +{"tweet": "Didn't your mothers teach you to be considerate of others? Psh who am I even kidding. Point proven...#silenceneeded"} +{"tweet": "No! Not the teacher!"} +{"tweet": "I stay on birchlawn and garden, fuck with me."} +{"tweet": "What's the best song you can think of right now?"} +{"tweet": "I was wondering why my alarm was going off at 4:15..Cody has to be at work at 5..I'm such a good sister! That's kid better love me! (: lol"} +{"tweet": "@KhalilThaGreat thank you so much"} +{"tweet": "What I really meant to say is I'm sorry for the way I am. I never meant to be so cold."} +{"tweet": "@DavidBeyerlein a little disappointed you didn't make an appearance at dad weekend in boston"} +{"tweet": "#tbt we will we will rock you"} +{"tweet": "Alright Maurice, your speech is up, are you still going on twitter\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Duck tape will fix about everything #includingjeans"} +{"tweet": "You'll never know who's right for you until you know yourself"} +{"tweet": "In the 30 seconds I just watched of awkward I realized it is another completely inaccurate description high school"} +{"tweet": "@chloegoodmaan can't see my forehead"} +{"tweet": "I want a new pair of tennis shoes.. \\nMaybe that will motivate me to work out!\\n\\nOr not..\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@ExcitedBobErrey Such an awful pairing last year."} +{"tweet": "Why do I nap..... I always wake up feeling 10x worse.."} +{"tweet": "Someone come cuddle with me I'm freezing my butt off right now \\ud83d\\ude01\\u2744"} +{"tweet": "Not anymore. You can have him. \\u270b\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "every time I think of getting with people I always think of what they've done & where they're mouth has been \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@katebug14_pate I know!! Me too!!"} +{"tweet": "Glory Road, take me home..."} +{"tweet": "I use to want this shit forever y'all can have it back"} +{"tweet": "Someone take me for ice cream pleaseeee"} +{"tweet": "Any Tweeters awake?"} +{"tweet": "@goodvibrationns TYPICAL!"} +{"tweet": "Ive been really social this last week and im over being around people #antisocial"} +{"tweet": "Hey the Chiefs are about to barely beat another mediocre team, wow they're so good"} +{"tweet": "Jax is going to lose his shit.... #SOAFX"} +{"tweet": "That is probably the saddest thing I've heard all day \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Happy Happy Happy!! #Si #mymood"} +{"tweet": "Damnit grab and go lady I asked for a turkey sandwich not this moist chemical filled egg thing"} +{"tweet": "uuuuuum I don't know"} +{"tweet": "@BrendonMathias HAHAHAHAHAHA"} +{"tweet": "Missouri is my favorite college team but they are getting ran."} +{"tweet": "There may be pain in the night, but joy comes in the morning."} +{"tweet": "This is the sickest movie theatre I have ever been in."} +{"tweet": "When you see someone in the lunch line an can tell they are high as hell hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Gotta get this money, understand me."} +{"tweet": "I wonder if ny dad even tried waking me up to go pick rocks #notcomplaining"} +{"tweet": "@TheMayor128 yup we play interboro tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Oh and 95% of them are Asians so there's that."} +{"tweet": "@natnatcheng Agreed. Also, Solange on a lot of things."} +{"tweet": "@babyt_akhalu half off apps at Applebee's. dunno after that."} +{"tweet": "Kolton told Shane that he couldn't sit by me at dinner cause I was his girl not Shane's"} +{"tweet": "#cantsleep"} +{"tweet": "sometimes you don't realize how white your family is until family reunions"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow I will be watching TV all day, NFL and... #BreakingBadFinale !!!"} +{"tweet": "Honestly, just don't lie to me.."} +{"tweet": "Just obliterated a bird with my car at over 100mph hahahahah"} +{"tweet": "I think I would rather sell drugs for a career then janitor for college kids i feel bad for those dudes #fuccdat"} +{"tweet": "Krystal's tweeted me haha so dope"} +{"tweet": "@uridium242 @coolkev1701 @Robbiejo we all picked it up in PC which side-tracked us from finishing our 2nd play through on 360."} +{"tweet": "@Amber_Mariex12 dumbass"} +{"tweet": "@Gamachexoxo I'm out at 10\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "90s on 9 is the best station!"} +{"tweet": "@WiseMissKay that is so true. God always has a plan"} +{"tweet": "@ledies_first yea true"} +{"tweet": "This has been a great day in Minnesota history. #Time4Marriage"} +{"tweet": "Tweeting at myself and walking into work with my lunch in a mennas bag... Happy Sunday."} +{"tweet": "Won't work if she won't twirk"} +{"tweet": "Sick of being sick."} +{"tweet": "@Ryannosarous_2 @FcEagles76 I think so we were the youngest team in the NFL last year so lots of upside #stillnoQB"} +{"tweet": "@AndrewBregel Andrew fuck off, idgaf"} +{"tweet": "Seriously I've gotten a headache every day for the past like week.."} +{"tweet": "Do"} +{"tweet": "5% ..."} +{"tweet": "iOS 7 is sick as hell."} +{"tweet": "Cannot sleep."} +{"tweet": "w political movement, the Diversity Alliance."} +{"tweet": "Everyone is so boring and sassy today. Jeeze. Get your shit together. \\nEverything is going to be fine."} +{"tweet": "I love you @TravisYates9 @ZaneSherman @annelevell @a_perry10"} +{"tweet": "@StayBlazedOut @ChloeLewis808 @robojoe1003 you guys are funny hahah"} +{"tweet": "calling myself out because that's the only one I'll get. oh well"} +{"tweet": "I hate it when Ryan is 100% right. I should probably listen to his advice more"} +{"tweet": "my throats tickly i keep clearing my throat and getting nowhere ahha"} +{"tweet": "When I also saw @NoahMesker at chipotle!"} +{"tweet": "My class was literally 7 minutes long today wow.."} +{"tweet": "This Glee about Finn is so sad\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "I want my girlfriend."} +{"tweet": "@Beefs21 I will post some pictures in the am. . .computer space issues! They look great! Nice meeting you today!"} +{"tweet": "you're so ignorant I swear"} +{"tweet": "Me & Louise are just twinning to the extreme tonightttt. \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude18 hahaha #awko"} +{"tweet": "I had a dream of a place with a place with sunshine in an endless summer..."} +{"tweet": "Got sucker punched by a dude in a leather coat...f my life"} +{"tweet": "lol people use the term \\oomf\\\" way too much. either call the person out or shut up and stop tweeting about them\""} +{"tweet": "@amyswiftt people are so fucked up. What website is that?"} +{"tweet": "Each day I care less and less what I look like"} +{"tweet": "#TeenWolf was amazing tonight."} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for this summer. Its going to be fantastic."} +{"tweet": "I ain't playing I'm trying to fuck tonight , you hear mee"} +{"tweet": "I wouldn't argue with fact that your not a whore either good one but anyways ur good on that one to considering I can't hit a girl"} +{"tweet": "Currently at ISU, it is fair and it is 62F. Tomorrow it will be sunny with a high of 65F and a low of 38F."} +{"tweet": "@inspectorfaggot ?"} +{"tweet": "ha right now everyone's all OMG THIS DOOD SHOULD BE GUILTY but next week they'll be like \\bro did you see America's got talent?\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Who to ask to homecoming? \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "My brother gets on my last fucking nerve."} +{"tweet": "Hehehehehehe"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could get a tattoo #HurryUpSeptemeber"} +{"tweet": "@Evan_Tidwell \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "#HereWeGo"} +{"tweet": "Miss you already \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "Vacuumed, mopped, dusted, cleaned the bathrooms, dishes, made myself cheesy hash brown casserole and now time for homework. #productive"} +{"tweet": "@_wilson_13 @SydneeEvans Sounds good \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@kaitlinadair so jealous"} +{"tweet": "@smuttastic he's dead to me!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Be happy. Be who you wanna be. If others don't like it, then fuck them. Happiness is a choice. Life isn't about pleasing everybody."} +{"tweet": "I've been praying a lot lately"} +{"tweet": "Next weekend is gonna be the best of 2013"} +{"tweet": "someone needs to make a fucking video game where i can drag race diesel trucks and roll hella coal in a free roam map"} +{"tweet": "Back to reality whoop there goes gravity"} +{"tweet": "I always feel not good enough. In everything. From what people have put me through. #hardknocklife"} +{"tweet": "YOU made the mistake so YOU should be prepared for the shit that's gonna come out of it"} +{"tweet": "Making my brother make me ramen and pour me shots. \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\udc81 #nbd #judgeme"} +{"tweet": "Geno Smith to the Browns seems more likely now. Patterson or Jarvis jones to Buffalo would be ok with me #Bills #billsmafia"} +{"tweet": "That phone call with Cassidy >>>>"} +{"tweet": "@mboyer04 Haha well that sucks!!"} +{"tweet": "Home an hour before I'm supposed to be? Most parents would be happy. My parents? Yelling. I hate my life and I'm crying."} +{"tweet": "@lo_munson not kitty to ride back with \\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@Noelle7777 sounds like a plane, thanks:)"} +{"tweet": "God bless the broken road that led me straight to youuu."} +{"tweet": "Seriously wish i was going to bonnaroo \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Loved grabbing coffee this morning with the beautiful @AWALNation15! I'm so blessed to share a great friendship with such a special lady."} +{"tweet": "@jrrising @1119Reptiles hope you got some painkillers out of that. Ouch!"} +{"tweet": "Soundset was THE SHIT . #nuffsaid"} +{"tweet": "@jennypoore I appreciate your philosophy detour in this post. I like to think that lessons I learn in running easily translate to my life."} +{"tweet": "Pretty lights > Imagine dragons"} +{"tweet": "@mads_richardson seriously happened to me last night haha"} +{"tweet": "@BayPruett21 lol you can't retweet Audrey! I saw you THURSDAY"} +{"tweet": "@b_harcz Them are my favorite baby bottles ever! I will never use any other kind! \\ud83c\\udf7c\\ud83d\\udc76 (:"} +{"tweet": "@Jok_Lumpy exactly"} +{"tweet": "@Jvmoney44 please bring me blue, white, and pink powerades."} +{"tweet": "@shelbikay1 @AndyFAmes uhhhhhh cool lol"} +{"tweet": "If I would of lost to Roush today. I would of cried."} +{"tweet": "Is this piss Lorin off day!? I think it is"} +{"tweet": "From the long tunnel ..."} +{"tweet": "@SiriusXMNASCAR Dale senior at Talledega when he came from 28th to win in three or four laps"} +{"tweet": "but over all had a GREAT day :)"} +{"tweet": "Wedgie Ninja!!!"} +{"tweet": "I physically & mentally cannot do anymore homework"} +{"tweet": "@MarkMaddenX At 1 point asked my wife if he was playing tonite. Didn't really notice him and when I did, didn't like what I saw! #yawn"} +{"tweet": "Am I good enough?"} +{"tweet": "Drinking water while you have a stuffy nose is basically drowning your self"} +{"tweet": "I like Durham. Great hands."} +{"tweet": "Jenga @aaron2489"} +{"tweet": "Pretty happy cuz I paid off my first six months of car insurance \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "If we date ill do whatever you want as long as your happy."} +{"tweet": "@AshleySchultz04 who?"} +{"tweet": "Stand for nothin so we fall for anything"} +{"tweet": "I love my boyfriend like so much like omg! Lol just kidding!..."} +{"tweet": "I'd**"} +{"tweet": "@Brandon_efc I hear ya \\eye roll\\\" lol I prefer no scope squirrel hunting\""} +{"tweet": "Went to bed at 9.... I'm STILL exhausted."} +{"tweet": "@DomiNATE11 what ??"} +{"tweet": "@GintareGerheim Ill look into it!! With a 1 year old and an 8 year old might be hard to mass produce them though, lol"} +{"tweet": "The only thing allowed to crawl all over you when we get there, is me"} +{"tweet": "Chillin on the deck with a fire and country music #relaxation"} +{"tweet": "Operation find Collin and Josh."} +{"tweet": "When people judge others but are just as bad as the ones they judge"} +{"tweet": "Thank God I got paid"} +{"tweet": "@GrantKlimek hahahahahaha shush"} +{"tweet": "Much needed break #perfect"} +{"tweet": "I love my body. I've never been in this good of shape. #GoMe"} +{"tweet": "Of this dosent work I'm done."} +{"tweet": "When Wissal says she reads all my text messages... Lovely :)"} +{"tweet": "#rip to our last fishy \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "I don't know if I can handle this, I hate when I see so much shit at once it brings my confidence down.... ),="} +{"tweet": "Class is over I get to chill now. Oh wait just kidding time for work"} +{"tweet": "Thinking Villisca could rent out their gym as a meat locker. Jeez it's cold in here."} +{"tweet": "Imagine you walk into the living room and Dom's asleep on the floor and you wake him up and he's so confused and he's like I guess I just--"} +{"tweet": "winter carnival at Michigan tech today! #yeeyee"} +{"tweet": "Still shaking thinking about #TheConjuring \\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "Drummond is shouting 16% from the free throw line \\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "@JohnPKelsey That your desk? Looks like your desk. Nice addition to the desk."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Someone please come save me."} +{"tweet": "Shooting skeet with my favs \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "This weather, I swear."} +{"tweet": "Anytime they bring those douches on to justify the calls, you know they're bad"} +{"tweet": "Ginamarie right now on #BB13 \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 what a #joke"} +{"tweet": "It is so hot down here. I'm dying."} +{"tweet": "I wish I was numb."} +{"tweet": "didn't she go out with your brother ? \\ud83d\\ude02 bye"} +{"tweet": "I really want to belt out the music I'm listening to but my roommate and her boyfriend are in here \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@huntermick_15 feel better!"} +{"tweet": "@robby_fox thank you \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "When your standing in a hall of fame"} +{"tweet": "@Losexton nahh. Ill pass, I don't like you that much."} +{"tweet": "Just had 2 people in the past 20 minutes tell me that we needed to go to Indians games... WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN ALL SUMMER?!? #letsgo"} +{"tweet": "@PatsGirlForLife sadly it's happening. Don't get it."} +{"tweet": "I cannot do any homework right now... #tv #twitter"} +{"tweet": "The problem isn't failing, the problem is to learn from failures. That's how success is reached."} +{"tweet": "Lol titty tat still"} +{"tweet": "@HaleyHalverson1 \\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Guess this is what I get for telling you what's on my mind.."} +{"tweet": "#Np Trashy Women - Confederate Railroad"} +{"tweet": "Thank god alyssa called me an told me cause I woulda forgott"} +{"tweet": "Oops I'm so forgettable!"} +{"tweet": "I haven't been this excited for a vacation in a LONG time. It's that little kid on Christmas feeling #bfftime"} +{"tweet": "@indiameier quit being such a slut in your jeans and shit geez"} +{"tweet": "Can my boyfriend just come home from work already? I miss him."} +{"tweet": "@A_Main_12 down on campus"} +{"tweet": "@BrittneyCanFly yes what time? I have to do a bunchu bs in the morning"} +{"tweet": "Fuck a senior ball... I'm takein HF seniors to the strip club"} +{"tweet": "@dubbszy yeah it is. Still fucked up though"} +{"tweet": "@BlueBuffaloooo DID YOU USE ANY TYPE OF SUNSCREEN?!?"} +{"tweet": "Working all day on the weekends when it's 90 degrees and sunny \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@MarcusSayne12 I think it should be the danimal"} +{"tweet": "I like the old miley cyrus better"} +{"tweet": "Haters gonna hate, And I won't give a fuck"} +{"tweet": "The stadium is gonna be all scarlet and gray by the time this game is over #GoBucks"} +{"tweet": "hey your one year anniversary of being broken up every other day is coming up, can't wait to see it blasted all over the Internet"} +{"tweet": "@DavidSchott46 @Ryan_Baloney this is awkward"} +{"tweet": "Leave it to you to fuck everything up"} +{"tweet": "The thought of school in this weather makes me want to cry"} +{"tweet": "So ready to watch college football #wps I'm going to say 7-5 or 8-4. We have a great coach and a lot of experience up front"} +{"tweet": "Lovely car ride until colonel fuckprick had to be picked up in Virginia."} +{"tweet": "Prepping for practice day 1 tomorrow! #volley love"} +{"tweet": "Had such a fun night with my besties!! @JennaSpurrier @rayamikesell14 #busfun #igottafeelin"} +{"tweet": "@BeSoulBeautiful @TittyJenkins216 where was I when the whopper jr was that much?!?"} +{"tweet": "Nothing happening..."} +{"tweet": "@Markayyy69yo I really like it \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc93\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@Tallhall79 @Pharrell Get hall on the road I wanna see him in bumfk Texas. He blends to well in NYC"} +{"tweet": "@nicoliemichelle you are seriously the most gorgeous girl."} +{"tweet": "@HighjumpJesse @kliffscott do you even shave?"} +{"tweet": "I love shinedown"} +{"tweet": "\\Hot summer nights, mid July When you and I were forever wild The crazy days, city lights\\\" \\u2728\""} +{"tweet": "@CodySLong Would you happen to want a little extra $$$? Ronnie needs a lifeguard tomorrow at Camp Jubilee."} +{"tweet": "@FxcksIGive_0 #TalkLikeYourBestfriend \\n\\buscha can you pick me up\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@its_scottt_ meany"} +{"tweet": "Someone could come into my house with an axe and chop me up right now.... \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude29 What the hell I need to go to bed"} +{"tweet": "@christi_dyer \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "But homework, I'm like super tired. Could you cut me a break? Thanks"} +{"tweet": "You are soo disrespectful. How could you do that to someone?"} +{"tweet": "I woke up cuddling with a tissue box... #sickgirlprobz"} +{"tweet": "My family down south never call or text unless they need something.fuck up off my phone"} +{"tweet": "#NationalTellAGirlSheIsBeautifulDay fucking great"} +{"tweet": "10 more days then @AtkinsonAlexis and I are outta here for a week"} +{"tweet": "Dick ride the whole crew might aswell"} +{"tweet": "@BrandonWeaver34 you gonna be at the game tomorrow??"} +{"tweet": "@meghancurrrie that's frightening. I have a mental image. I don't like it hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Do you know how much it would mean if someone texted me and put a smile on my face?"} +{"tweet": "@Mark_Nap Pretty little liars"} +{"tweet": "I. HATE. STROLLERS."} +{"tweet": "Getting my hair done today #Blonde"} +{"tweet": "Wednesday"} +{"tweet": "guys that listen to country music>>"} +{"tweet": "I love being in the office with Edmond, he's so damn funny \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I \\u2764 SLEEP"} +{"tweet": "@dpick1234 he's laying the mack down on some middle aged ladies"} +{"tweet": "Friends is that show you watch when absolutely nothing else is on ."} +{"tweet": "@kiannna this is getting fucking ridiculous. It was only doing every once in a while the past few days and now I have to check every text. \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "@DanaPerino @gretawire No. His press minions will take care of him."} +{"tweet": "@That_Berseygay \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@Levi__Thompson couldn't have said it better myself !"} +{"tweet": "My professor is playing great country music before class and she's being nice.. I feel like this might be a hard class today \\ud83d\\ude30"} +{"tweet": "@TheDutill @IsaiahGardinero @jasondavis95 when I get home fom work"} +{"tweet": "@regan_c12 damn!"} +{"tweet": "Do people ever really change?"} +{"tweet": "\\All them 5's need to listen when a 10 is talkin\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@mwebbbrighteyes well painting definitely hit the spot. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I wish people didn't change and friendship stayed the same."} +{"tweet": "@Natalie_Ricca hahaha love you nat"} +{"tweet": "@AnniieBernal now you know how I feel when you Marie and Donnie get together and tweet for three hours"} +{"tweet": "#priorities"} +{"tweet": "@mattmichalski did we have math assignment?"} +{"tweet": "Ugh"} +{"tweet": "It's just a shade of inappropriate to have your baby in a sex shop."} +{"tweet": "@_anniewoj ayee\\ud83d\\ude0c why weren't you in math today?"} +{"tweet": "This is the first time I've actually seen George looney in a movie #oceanssomething"} +{"tweet": "SNL is hilarious. Never gets old."} +{"tweet": "Gatsby's got some serious class."} +{"tweet": "I'm a goddamn fool, but then again so are you."} +{"tweet": "\\Just Like Heaven\\\" is playing at the gym.\""} +{"tweet": "@austin_wunsch @awowadamw10 yeah can we?!"} +{"tweet": "The worst thing is when you pour a bowl of cereal and then realize you have no milk\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Fuck I hate seeing my friends cry \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "I get home at one in the morning, and my dog crapped all over the floor. Great. Just great."} +{"tweet": "Tudors then class(;"} +{"tweet": "I'm grateful for everything that has come my way in 2013. Good and bad, because I only got stronger from every bad thing that happened."} +{"tweet": "this guy sitting beside me, is like creeping hardcore. I don't mind as much because he's cute. #planetweets"} +{"tweet": "Just ordered so many Victoria secret bathing suits \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I deleted all of our messages today. I'm proud of myself. I can finally say I'm happy NOT to call you mine. #overhim I've moved on to better"} +{"tweet": "I'm cramping ,starving & exhausted . #TheStruggle."} +{"tweet": "Retweet and ill text you #bored #cantsleep"} +{"tweet": "I got extra credit because we chanted about how pat disabatos mom and dad are brother and sister. I love psychology"} +{"tweet": "Loaded."} +{"tweet": "#Ottos"} +{"tweet": "@Bethkelchner123 no"} +{"tweet": "I hate when I have friends from 2 different friend groups & they don't get along \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "So much harder to take notes when the teach tells us our final is a take home test ..."} +{"tweet": "She didn't make it this far by shaking just hands"} +{"tweet": "Who is twirlyrings82 gurl you nasty"} +{"tweet": "Poetic justice"} +{"tweet": "This lady yells when she talks...gonna be a looong ride"} +{"tweet": "someone forreal hmuu !! \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@PeaceLoveMonica Mine does that all the time!"} +{"tweet": "i want to be a piece of pizza"} +{"tweet": "No pessimism here.. Just knew they would find a way to lose."} +{"tweet": "The Carr brothers just can't beat Boise St."} +{"tweet": "Now you see me.. interesting movie!"} +{"tweet": "i cant stop thinking about all those animals at the shelter, i just want all of them \\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "I have so many pictures of carris on my phone."} +{"tweet": "@shyannsweeps only sometimes"} +{"tweet": "Drugs... Is what they used to say I was on!"} +{"tweet": "@katie_michaux well when you come back down be sure to grab one. If your lucky ill be theree!"} +{"tweet": "@devlim1 their team this year is really good but I think their best 3 players are all freshman so idk"} +{"tweet": "October is very cold>>>"} +{"tweet": "And if you died today how would you feel about your time spent"} +{"tweet": "Beach tomorrow with my cousin from Alabama this should be fun haha"} +{"tweet": "It just wouldn't be right."} +{"tweet": "FUCKING MOTHER FUCK WORK"} +{"tweet": "@ktsaathoff ooo yay!!!! #date !?"} +{"tweet": "Hundred bands in my jeans"} +{"tweet": "#ESPYS"} +{"tweet": "oh boohoo"} +{"tweet": "Everything will eventually fall into place....but for now. #ItSucks \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "Studying and eating pizza rolls at 10:30 in the morning. #LikeABoss"} +{"tweet": "Throwing up in my mouth << #Ew"} +{"tweet": "#WeCantDateIf you can't just lay around, cuddle and watch movies with me."} +{"tweet": "To the kids that play on west fallcreek and refuse to move for cars, I will hit your shitty hockey net over tomorrow and laugh."} +{"tweet": "Please give it back"} +{"tweet": "YOU'RE STANDING ON NY NECK."} +{"tweet": "I'm absolutely livid"} +{"tweet": "can't sleep. yay."} +{"tweet": "SO HUNGRY.. <<< #teamFATTay"} +{"tweet": "Kronwall reference... Thank you Doc"} +{"tweet": "@da_thompson51 uh what have the rams done this year?"} +{"tweet": "Finding things you weren't even looking for <<<<<"} +{"tweet": "@DevinFerenczy don't bottle everything, most of the things people bottle make them stronger when their let out"} +{"tweet": "@hgarnerrr alll your fault lol"} +{"tweet": "@HarrysTwerkTho_ HE TWEETED ME I'M FANGIRLING SO HARD O JUST"} +{"tweet": "@crazyover_ci Wyd Beautiful :))"} +{"tweet": "i dare someone to shock my kid or put her in a dark room all day with no windows.. see how long those bitches live after that"} +{"tweet": "WE FUCKING WON"} +{"tweet": "I miss oomf"} +{"tweet": "Grab him by the shoulders and tell him he's got this."} +{"tweet": "Loved Batman, now time to lay down.and sleep good finally! #GoodNight"} +{"tweet": "I just don't understand some people."} +{"tweet": "I pretty sure I lost my brand new necklace \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Now I'm right back to my old ways"} +{"tweet": "All you gotta do girl is let me hold you"} +{"tweet": "Most accurate description of CatFish ever. \\Even though he's been avoiding you for 10 years he immediately agreed to me when I called him.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "#perksofdatingme I have an extremely large...Ego."} +{"tweet": "Villains who twirl their mustaches are easy to spot. Those who clothe themselves in good deeds are well camouflaged.\\u201d Picard~The Drumhead"} +{"tweet": "@JaydenLibby17 @evanschueler We don't speak of the past."} +{"tweet": "I hear police sirens. :o"} +{"tweet": "When I was little and use to pretend my bike was my car. #sillyme"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@jjtp11: @JuanTrigg thirsty\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "Someone do the color run with me"} +{"tweet": "@adrianathereal congrats! Now is home on the boat or on the lake?"} +{"tweet": "He has the voice of an angel"} +{"tweet": "@victoriaGstemp \\ud83d\\ude22 welllll going to your house..... \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "If you're tryna get hammered tonight hmu"} +{"tweet": "I just got a job offer for the job that I'm currently at right now."} +{"tweet": "I guess some distance was the best cure for this, but rest assured it's not you I miss anymore"} +{"tweet": "My parents are going to texas for a week and I'm upset about it... I honestly don't know what I will do without them one day \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "All night flights no sleep"} +{"tweet": "@Maroo_madie5 nope."} +{"tweet": "Okay bus..."} +{"tweet": "@cesssphelps that's such a tease. \\ud83d\\ude2d Why did you say that!!!!!!!!! Wah"} +{"tweet": "I wonder if his mask ever gets itchy"} +{"tweet": "@KaitlynWinkers shut up. I hate feet."} +{"tweet": "Best sleep ever though"} +{"tweet": "going to sleep to the sound of @RhettAkins! about to have some nice dreams! #oldschoolcountry"} +{"tweet": "You look like a fool and embarrassing yourself"} +{"tweet": "NEED COFFEE!!!"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure I'm gonna end up in the emergency room. :("} +{"tweet": "when my mom comes in and says I can get subway for lunch I become the happiest kid in the world \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Good thing I've realized that friends really can become family."} +{"tweet": "If something happens, it's supposed to happen for a reason. Stop stressing to prevent things. Just be freeeee"} +{"tweet": "I don't wanna do nothing but wrap up in a blanket and lay here."} +{"tweet": "Of course class would be cancelled and I don't realize it until I get there!"} +{"tweet": "I didnt even spell Saban right."} +{"tweet": "That Bron commercial was cold"} +{"tweet": "Jesus isn't a fan of the vajazzle. #thingsilearnedfromgreysanatomy"} +{"tweet": "@xStephanieTang the ending was so stupid I wanted to cry"} +{"tweet": "Seeing the car you drive everywhere.."} +{"tweet": "They are all ugly, tall, and have never told a lie in their life."} +{"tweet": "@lauren_gittens I think you mean #ksha(ALLIGATORS)"} +{"tweet": "@iamkyleculver Kids are in school. It's totally acceptable..."} +{"tweet": "You don't know about me, but I bet you want too. \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "What the hell am I going to do next year."} +{"tweet": "@Aly_Retana love it"} +{"tweet": "It was decided in the last student council meeting that the sophomore hall is, in fact, the bathrooms to the elevator."} +{"tweet": "56- you are so beautiful and such a good friend! Love you to death!!"} +{"tweet": "95% chance that if you use the \\u270c emoji, we won't be friends."} +{"tweet": "This girl is so pretty"} +{"tweet": "I can find a dozen plot holes skank\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@danism28 stop everything! Steelers play AT pats that same effin day"} +{"tweet": "Yeah, you're kind of a self absorbed person."} +{"tweet": "Fuck you.."} +{"tweet": "Paige is beyond annoying."} +{"tweet": "I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing."} +{"tweet": "This lightning is making me happy! I really love it."} +{"tweet": "@madisonlarie3 I've had a rough day man. Oh. And I got confused."} +{"tweet": "@juleeakayann @DanielGross5 \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Eventually you'll always see who cares, and who doesnt"} +{"tweet": "@Jenny_Mae_5 i can just picture it now hhahahahahaha so funny"} +{"tweet": "@nickenglish22 thank you"} +{"tweet": "@Brittanne11 Jesse ebol"} +{"tweet": "The amount of friends I have right now is just unreal"} +{"tweet": "Ah! I just walked into my living room and everything on my coffee table was blown over! That's what I get for leaving my windows open #mess"} +{"tweet": "Is going into work early really necessary?! I'd rather enjoy the weather. #lame"} +{"tweet": "@kennedy_clanton hahahaha. That's was so stupid but funny! I miss tom"} +{"tweet": "ahes the cutest \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I don't think it could beat that though...it was too good."} +{"tweet": "Honestly camp was great!"} +{"tweet": "@alishiasays_ your ass better be at school tomorrow... You said..."} +{"tweet": "What is wrong with all these social media sites"} +{"tweet": "Let's see if IMessage actually wants to work"} +{"tweet": "I need to clean my room so bad but I'm just too tired... sleeping on this mound of clothing sounds pretty comfy #goooodnightttt"} +{"tweet": "@BrandonWimmer great run at the royal over the weekend!!"} +{"tweet": "Tuesday lets go"} +{"tweet": "@SupermanRob2914 yes boating is fun too!! As long as its not way out in the ocean!! Lol"} +{"tweet": "Random stuff"} +{"tweet": "Idt ur supposed to be mean to anyone in grades above u"} +{"tweet": "@poullution @alliebferguson ILL SEE IT AGAIN"} +{"tweet": "Slugfest. #redsox"} +{"tweet": "Talking big bank but you little bank"} +{"tweet": "Or a trip to target.."} +{"tweet": "@DwB_21 not better than mine though"} +{"tweet": "@Haay_Babiee thank you\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@briannasurma @JamieTayy22 why the fuck were we playing hide and seek in the first place, we were like 16 years old"} +{"tweet": "I will never know what my great grandmother's last words to me were because she said them in Latvian."} +{"tweet": "The fact that it could have been Michael that was shot and killed a year ago yesterday.. #RIPpfcCOM"} +{"tweet": "This game tonight will be easy"} +{"tweet": "To many fucking people and I'm the only girl. Fml"} +{"tweet": "OH MY GOD CALL ME IN 10 MINUTES I REMEMBER WHAT I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU! @Sammy_kay97"} +{"tweet": "@RySmitty3 that's totally you!"} +{"tweet": "Can't.stop.shivering."} +{"tweet": "When one of your bosses walks up to you and the some other guys and the only thing he says is, \\afternoon, bitches.\\\" \\ud83d\\ude02 #daymade\""} +{"tweet": "Today is going to be a long day...gunna make the best of it"} +{"tweet": "@oOlatisha yay! See ya in an hour. It will probably be fine when I get there \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Some people are just bastards"} +{"tweet": "@coreycopp @kristinewash something about you trying to be healthy gets under my skin #dontknowwhy"} +{"tweet": "Bring Me The Horizon take me away"} +{"tweet": "When your Best friend and boyfriend HATE each other <<<\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude24\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\udca3\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2a"} +{"tweet": "How are my feet cold in side my socks?"} +{"tweet": "When autumn dies its gonna be the best day of my life. \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Looking at the pictures at Prom, I'm like hell I set that shit up!"} +{"tweet": "@lenativebrook right I don't understand what's happening to me and my sleep schedule, I never sleep \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@A_Madonna16 @K_WAGGS it's a damn shame"} +{"tweet": "Perfect night"} +{"tweet": "@stephyyyybooo are you still coming home tonight"} +{"tweet": "If you get anything from my tweets it should be that ......... Hell honestly I don't even understand them most of the time.... #basically"} +{"tweet": "I honestly have no idea what kind of buzz Greer is trying to catch tonight. #Confused"} +{"tweet": "That commercial where they're driving on top of the train is so unrealistic! The driver was a woman!"} +{"tweet": "Pepper's new album \\Deep Country\\\" just made my day a little bit better.\""} +{"tweet": "I need a shower and some McDonald's."} +{"tweet": "Bringing a snowsuit for hiking in gym \\ud83d\\udc78\\ud83d\\udd2b\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@davidcarr3d And I thought my wife was crazy for bringing our @Keurig on vacation! That looks awesome! #coffeeaddict"} +{"tweet": "making chicken alfredo, drinking wine and watching movies with @Shewhosmoketree ..sorry your monday sucks!"} +{"tweet": "Well that was the worst workout, ever. #wheresmyhead #outofit"} +{"tweet": "I've slept 9 hours in the past 50 hours and I'm not even tired this morning. my body is a freak of nature"} +{"tweet": "in the stars!!"} +{"tweet": "@neighbors_emma oh good\\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "@BranToth Because I want the world to know how sexy you are, Brandon. YOU KNOW YOU ARE"} +{"tweet": "Now you're talking my language"} +{"tweet": "I can't tell if I'm nosey, or if your life is just too darn hilarious."} +{"tweet": "That was crude."} +{"tweet": "@iAmDrummond_ @Regal_Reese GATORRADEEEE"} +{"tweet": "I get really confused about the way people are talking to me when they use those three dots..."} +{"tweet": "Your so goofy.. I like it \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@ajp713 consistency/taste of melted tootsie rolls yet still a liquid somehow. been better."} +{"tweet": "@kylie0112 I'm gonna walk"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I get used for rides . can't wait for my friends to get there license"} +{"tweet": "@MichelleDBeadle Rob Ryan, Monte Kiffin, 3-4, 4-3. Still the same no killer instinct on defense Cowboys."} +{"tweet": "So true"} +{"tweet": "@sam_merlenbach Just upsets me."} +{"tweet": "Drunk words are sober thoughts"} +{"tweet": "Woohoo freedom trail"} +{"tweet": "When your legs and feet are so swollen that you cant feel the itchiness of the bugs bites.. #Imightbeabletolivelikethis"} +{"tweet": "I should probably just go ahead and forget on another chance. #screwedmyself"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I watched a LOT of Powerpuff Girls when I was a kid. It's okay though I have a beard. #almostforgot #didntcha"} +{"tweet": "It's nice when a guy texts his feelings about you, but hearing the actual words come out of his mouth is the best feeling in the world \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "Basketball tonight is gonna cut into my pll time"} +{"tweet": "Gotta give my dad props. Guy knew to pick up the ford while choosing rent-a-cars. #MadeInTheUSA"} +{"tweet": "@mcarn11 what is!!??"} +{"tweet": "Olive Garden \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@kcwritesel book haha. I'm lost"} +{"tweet": "\\ you ain't ever seen a set on a dog like this Clark\\\"\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02. #christmasVacation\""} +{"tweet": "Nothing makes me happier than doing micro on a beautiful Sunday afternoon. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I have to delete a lot of stuff off of twitter and Instagram for he medical field cause I guess social media gets checked now<"} +{"tweet": "Go home Kansas weather, you're drunk"} +{"tweet": "Bring my bong."} +{"tweet": "Funny how people want to argue things when they are not knowledgeable on them."} +{"tweet": "ITS SUCH A NICE DAY"} +{"tweet": "@mikemerar now we throw quick out and the slant. Now? What a joke. #Packers"} +{"tweet": "@theFabz @JoeyBass69 sounds like something @itsDanMallin would say.."} +{"tweet": "So happy to think next time I lay down for bed it will be with my Kyle"} +{"tweet": "I need to see some sever storms before the night is over"} +{"tweet": "@AShiirley @charleyy_annee @lexiboof I LOVE Y'ALL!:)"} +{"tweet": "@keattlecorn @G_Eazy doooo meee"} +{"tweet": "Everything you think you're hiding shows"} +{"tweet": "Q6 - What topics would you like to chat about in the future? #reg5chat"} +{"tweet": "@E_NYE_hilated and I still haven't gotten one \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "#JessStrong\\nPray for her"} +{"tweet": "So. Hot."} +{"tweet": "All I see are strange clouds"} +{"tweet": "Thanks @Hairbyally23 for the awesome haircut #TheBest #SoFresh"} +{"tweet": "@jordpelt do itttt"} +{"tweet": "Birdied the 18th. On a Sunday. At the Masters."} +{"tweet": "\\do you think it was fun?\\\"\\n\\\"well i mean there were no tweets about it. or instagram pictures....... so that means you know it sucked\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Texans are over rated and have given up"} +{"tweet": "@SamazingJones that's so sad"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had the guts to run away. I just want to get out of here for like a week. No phone."} +{"tweet": "Wynne be BullShittingg with the fries , cold soggy shit !"} +{"tweet": "lollllllll this cougar hittin on all the 20 year old boys at work #getitgirl"} +{"tweet": "In Wyoming they play country music in their commons"} +{"tweet": "@PammArias did you freeze yet?"} +{"tweet": "I love wearing rings\\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\udc8d"} +{"tweet": "It's no secret that I want to punch you in the face \\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "\\u30b0\\u30ec\\u30fc\\u30d7\\u30d5\\u30eb\\u30fc\\u30c4\\u30b8\\u30e5\\u30fc\\u30b9\\u306e\\u304f\\u305b\\u306b\\u7518\\u3063\\u305f\\u308b\\u3044\\u304b\\u3089\\u6700\\u9ad8"} +{"tweet": "Wasn't aware of this test in interior design.zaaaaaa \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@DDOTDC Hope you address signal timing at Columbus Circle in front of Union Station in Phase 2."} +{"tweet": "Cleaning my room and I found all our old letters... this is too cute"} +{"tweet": "I'd go to war over you\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@GarrettRWang Also an awesome game considering the Dolphins are winning. I root for any non-AFC team playing against the Patriots. #NFL"} +{"tweet": "@ChaseSchaub #fiveguys"} +{"tweet": "Ugh now I kinda want to see the conjuring again\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Our a anger doesn't like confrontation."} +{"tweet": "I want to go out.. mmm but i might just stay in all weekend last weeken was bad."} +{"tweet": "@MLillyx0 lmaoo ok I'm not gonna go in I have a test in like all of my classes"} +{"tweet": "Pretty annoyed"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to go on runs with @gobananas_anna once the weather gets nice again in Madison"} +{"tweet": "Nobody's perfect.... Except Beyonce."} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when a man asks your favorite restaurant and you reply with 6 different choices... #fatkidprobz #foreveralone"} +{"tweet": "@kaylabrown20 @laurenclumrusse why are we obsessed with each other? #IDontHateIt \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "how is it even possible to go $350 over your book grant ugh"} +{"tweet": "Tired but too tired to sleep?"} +{"tweet": "@Feeney1337 are the bruins one of them?"} +{"tweet": "@robbyribs that's not good \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "@Kay_Bay93 lol oh yes I remember that! I don't get them from bilo anymore though."} +{"tweet": "@JohnPhillips87 @BradyNowak I can't think properly the heat is getting to me."} +{"tweet": "I would be aria's teacher any day #pll"} +{"tweet": "@TonySylvester_ network probz<<<<"} +{"tweet": "Ohhhh noooo"} +{"tweet": "@mark_battaglia @leslie_maggie I wanna get chocolate wasted. Or love drunk on your humps"} +{"tweet": "5 more tests to go."} +{"tweet": "I hope finals burn in hell. Is it next Thursday yet?"} +{"tweet": "@briamarsonek was logged into amazon on my computer and I almost bought a bunch of shit off her account \\ud83d\\ude33 #oops"} +{"tweet": "Game 4!! Here we go!! @NHLBlackhawks @NHLBruins Who ya got?? #Becauseitsthecup"} +{"tweet": "Victory formation and we're done here at the Doyt! Falcons beat UMass, 28-7!"} +{"tweet": "I feel like my mom purposely ignores me"} +{"tweet": "@laurenmurillo_ lolwut"} +{"tweet": "Go to bed Nicole you make me cry \\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "rock me mamaaaa"} +{"tweet": "@m_manco I showed u at work I'll send it to u \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Pie and pasta with my parents\\ud83d\\udc95 happy they are home safe and sound\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Spare me."} +{"tweet": "Great putt #masters #nothinglikeit"} +{"tweet": "Awesome gonna fail my first test in child psychology because I wasn't in class friday for the review"} +{"tweet": "@cheerledrhaley go brew crew!"} +{"tweet": "White girl wasted hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "I would have to park in bum fuck Egypt to get to my appointment."} +{"tweet": "Reading 50 shades of grey again! #godhelpme"} +{"tweet": "@BoardGameHour Looking forward to the game!"} +{"tweet": "Today will be great."} +{"tweet": "29 more tweets to 10,000. I think it's happening today. I should run 6.2 miles to celebrate. Don't think that's happening."} +{"tweet": "#sweettea I\\nLove duck dynasty lol"} +{"tweet": "I have red hairs in my scruff....wtf..."} +{"tweet": "@lol4EVERS I've been everywhere, but you can stand under my umbrella!"} +{"tweet": "@_sabmariealexis I know"} +{"tweet": "I'd rather be the kind of person that gives second chances then the kind that doesn't."} +{"tweet": "I'm not doing for you, what you're not willing to do for me"} +{"tweet": "I've fallen asleep too many times with gum in my mouth."} +{"tweet": "I'm kinda wishing this day will hurry up and end."} +{"tweet": "BG would be perfect if it wasn't so windy ALL THE DAMN TIME."} +{"tweet": "It would make me feel better if you did but ok"} +{"tweet": "A mundanely quotidian kind of day."} +{"tweet": "It feels good to sit back and relax"} +{"tweet": "@Lfd_237_OBrien @TionneMarie no, you're gross"} +{"tweet": "I live in the township so I'm in the middle. Park at your #inlaws you #love them!"} +{"tweet": "@Kenziemusic1 @urLOVECULTURE omg I'm in love!\\ud83d\\ude0d\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Well done today Celtic sorry Peter !!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Gorgeous day out! Thank you Lord for today! \\n#gorgeouday #pinckneyvillestyle"} +{"tweet": "Off to bed. Back to reality tomorrow morning. Merp. \\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "@JenMulqueen It's not to late to come back to the better team Jen."} +{"tweet": "You are fun to talk to \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@sami19xo seriously tho I'm fucking crying about everything . That tweet made me cry. I love you Sam! Haha"} +{"tweet": "@Brittni_Dawn18 Lmao, it kinda looks like a baby cow."} +{"tweet": "I have a whole month off...oh boy"} +{"tweet": "A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away... kids didn't have finals they got to be Jedi's and have light sabers and learn the force!!!"} +{"tweet": "Crew crew crew crew crew raunchy raunchy raunchy"} +{"tweet": "@GaltsGirl that's just skipping on a reputation built from quality."} +{"tweet": "@caige why do your tour dates and line ups keep changing? I go to by one ticket and that show changed so i have to find another. :/"} +{"tweet": "I'm in such a shitty mood."} +{"tweet": "Pandora is on point right now."} +{"tweet": "@KeyBraun Who is this girl? By calling you fat she's calling almost everyone your age fat? She needs a reality check \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "#butseriously I miss my best friend... #sadtweet @megz_bb"} +{"tweet": "What's mind blowing is the fact that matter is made up of tiny tiny tiny atoms in between vast amounts of space. Mostly giant gaps of space"} +{"tweet": "I think cats are disgusting creatures"} +{"tweet": "Grandpa just called and said he was taking me to the Notre Dame game on Saturday #psyched \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "You are everything I want 'cause you are everything I'm not."} +{"tweet": "Why is the senior dinner in the cafeteria this year #ghetto"} +{"tweet": "@_kay_rae @hannahchristy4 no she's ugly guys shh"} +{"tweet": "@Anna_Ham_5 I have two or three things to drop off lol"} +{"tweet": "The Grateful Dead and The Rolling Stones are becoming the soundtrack to my life lately."} +{"tweet": "@harris_nick @ericmanninen worst/best game ever"} +{"tweet": "I seriously don't wanna stay home again tonight \\ud83d\\ude29 someone do something with me"} +{"tweet": "@DylanWagner13 mud wrestle? \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@CKrackovic that's awful...."} +{"tweet": "So tired. Haha sleep is callg my name lets see how is goes tonight"} +{"tweet": "As much as I wanted Louisville to lose, Kevin Ware just makes this a feel good story."} +{"tweet": "Your account doesn't need to be verified #SorryNotSorry"} +{"tweet": "Even at age 19 I still get socks for Christmas #lol"} +{"tweet": "The \\princess\\\" of campus was back at Roadies last night and tried to shove me off stage @kellikerr920 @gabby_lodowsky @lizaangelicchio\""} +{"tweet": "@mariegetzen you live in BFE haha"} +{"tweet": "Only 24 hours until I'll be back on my way home.. #thecountdown"} +{"tweet": "Floatin' time! \\ud83d\\udea3\\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "@right_Lane_only @mattjohnston314 @KushParikshak can I hire u guys \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I have like a million thoughts going through my head right now"} +{"tweet": "God when will it stop"} +{"tweet": "@DMil3s should kill himself."} +{"tweet": "I hate scary movies. Hate hate hate scary movies."} +{"tweet": "Magic mike \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I probably see 5 people a day instagraming their Starbucks...."} +{"tweet": "@leahannlovin143 cause I've been gone the past 4 weekends \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Hannah I see you blogging"} +{"tweet": "Making dinner though for anyone who cares join...promise you won't be disappointed lol."} +{"tweet": "Some of your pictures are better left to snap chat"} +{"tweet": "Mazzios is the ultimate pizza place because of their ranch."} +{"tweet": "I think I'm going to become good friends with Kaitlin's close friends so I can make inside jokes about Kaitlin hehe \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@maddie96xo nah sweetie I called you that when I was leaving the rec center I wasent looking for a fight I came to watch little ferry win"} +{"tweet": "All that's on my mind is what I'm eating for lunch ! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Felt good having the day off #lazyday"} +{"tweet": "We have 18 scrap LOLOLOLOL"} +{"tweet": "@LiBiPoleVault12 to hurry and find workers. Please be responsible."} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure my sociology teacher is a Marxist. Oh great."} +{"tweet": "@bfost2 Love you too! Two weeks and we're gonna be #TTU the whole week!"} +{"tweet": "#MyLifeWouldBeCompleteIf i could do what i want when i want."} +{"tweet": "Life has never been better. This is, hands down, the most exciting year of my life!"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could get high."} +{"tweet": "@RafLiesToBoys is it awkward I haven't heard of any of those places?"} +{"tweet": "Seriously quit calling me.... its 1230"} +{"tweet": "@MackenzieFail where are they?"} +{"tweet": "When the time comes, I'd rather be holding a piece, than a peace sign"} +{"tweet": "I want to live my life without stress and worries, I don't need to be rich or famous. I just want to be happy."} +{"tweet": "@jrippa10 Aren't they soo good\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf6a\\ud83c\\udf6a"} +{"tweet": "I'm so excited for next week. AKA TRYOUTS \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83c\\udf80"} +{"tweet": "I'm in love, I'm in love and I don't care who knows it!!"} +{"tweet": "The amount of black main in this group message is unreal. @RuningSomeERINs @fugiJEN"} +{"tweet": "@MontanaVS You? A sorority girl? Bahahaha."} +{"tweet": "whyyyy is Michael's phone off \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@AntonioParra32 the two best ever. EVER. In the history of bluffs."} +{"tweet": "@DruuuuuuuChainz @MsalasMusic you said \\I'm not on your dick anymore\\\" key word, Anymore. So this means that you once were. Are you gay?\""} +{"tweet": "The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns, he comes as everything you've ever wished forr"} +{"tweet": "When people text me, it's a 2-5 message interaction then I'm done."} +{"tweet": "@mae_tori well guess what, Taydra won't be presenting her. Lol"} +{"tweet": "@jeneaneee haha agreed!"} +{"tweet": "I want a full gorilla costume I'd go bananas with that thing \\ud83c\\udf4c\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude49\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "I need sleep"} +{"tweet": "Business is business"} +{"tweet": "That's just messed up in so many ways \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "If 2 cups of coffee and a monster don't wake me up I'm in trouble"} +{"tweet": "I should be a stripper."} +{"tweet": "Attacking public schools for not having prayer in school anymore is attacking our essential belief of separation of church and state."} +{"tweet": "@kfiiizz good you're alive!"} +{"tweet": "Hangin with Bonnie at the track building, waiting for mom! #bestfriend #sobored"} +{"tweet": "Just saved Nats life #urwelcome"} +{"tweet": "@alysia_ginsburg what are you getting?"} +{"tweet": "When people park in the parking lot like were kt! #gtfo"} +{"tweet": "@jessfamigletti get dressed. We're going."} +{"tweet": "Sooo @Kails_Indahouse and I are hanging on the wall in Coach's office... #literally \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "I'm way too obsessed with penguins."} +{"tweet": "for now, gonna do laundry & watch Hunger Games \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Can't there be a gay Disney princess?"} +{"tweet": "@jammenjoshh it is my turn to pay...."} +{"tweet": "@MatchboxTwenty This will have to do since the tour's not coming to Pittsburgh! :("} +{"tweet": "White House down looks a lot better than Olympus has fallen"} +{"tweet": "Let me grab your neck"} +{"tweet": "It's funny how such good memories can make you feel so sad."} +{"tweet": "Wanna get you alone"} +{"tweet": "were; shake her young crew into #battle readiness; and under no circumstances risk the integrity of the ship. The offici"} +{"tweet": "Such a beautiful day #sunshine"} +{"tweet": "Eating ramen noodles. Hell yes. THEY TASTE SO GOOD RIGHT NOW."} +{"tweet": "I really just want to be alone 99% of the time."} +{"tweet": "There is basically a hole on the bottom of my foot and it's making me wanna kill myself"} +{"tweet": "Just shut your mouth so I can at least somewhat enjoy today with the people I actually care about"} +{"tweet": "It's been a while since I felt butterflies like this \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I'm so don't being nice to people who don't deserve it."} +{"tweet": "Hey bitch in the civic turn off your turn signal before I slash your tires"} +{"tweet": "I need a vacation! \\ud83c\\udf0a\\u2600\\ud83d\\udc20\\ud83d\\udc22"} +{"tweet": "@shelbbb_shawww I'm going to miss you so bad."} +{"tweet": "Once 5:00 comes I can finally get back to normal life #nomorestress"} +{"tweet": "Why do people judge based on people's music preference?"} +{"tweet": "It's a way too pretty day to leave Florida for the ice cold Holland"} +{"tweet": "@StevenTimothy17 you got that right."} +{"tweet": "@MonicaCrowley give them hell Monica!"} +{"tweet": "@AdamAmigoKush you know I love you so"} +{"tweet": "Nobody worse than the stairmaster leaner over. Nobody."} +{"tweet": "I #love the in-depth commentary on American ninja warrior."} +{"tweet": "13 year old me would not have had palm skin if #doubledivas was on back then! So much tittay!"} +{"tweet": "It's a mini breeders crown tonight at Mohawk"} +{"tweet": "Contemplating if I should take my Under Armor off or not because it will be a bitch to put back on when it gets colder...."} +{"tweet": "I blame your mother for not swallowing you."} +{"tweet": "At times I think I'm so broken that there's no fixing me..."} +{"tweet": "Home for mom day"} +{"tweet": "@GottGranbys it's all there look harder"} +{"tweet": "Cept my moms a jack wagon"} +{"tweet": "@lizzfoley remember last weekend when you tweeted \\dead \\ud83d\\udc3a\\\" and this is actually the dog emoji \\ud83d\\udc36\""} +{"tweet": "The thought of school tomorrow makes me sick."} +{"tweet": "I'm glad there was no \\Elf on the Shelf\\\" when I was younger. That thing is creepy as fuck.\""} +{"tweet": "Scrubbing is becoming an everyday thing now.. #ScrubLyfe"} +{"tweet": "I feel like twitter is another way to be completely unsocial. All I see is subtweets. Even on twitter we hide behind our feelings"} +{"tweet": "If you think I'm a bitch, most likely I don't like you. Save that little bit of nice I have for people I like."} +{"tweet": "Loneliness Is My Best Friend."} +{"tweet": "@Fredrick__31 oh shit \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "School is definitely a reality check now isn't it. #ugh"} +{"tweet": "I'm so emotionally drained."} +{"tweet": "I hate @ConnorWRock. Came home to nap and all I've done is read the chive."} +{"tweet": "Nothing irritates me more than people who repeatedly kick the back of my chair"} +{"tweet": "Get up already!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@HaleyStahlman @lumberjack_lind you two are so cute!"} +{"tweet": "This conversation going on between @ParaCooper17 and @ajuniet \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 #killingme"} +{"tweet": "who wanna take me to the gym"} +{"tweet": "Okay."} +{"tweet": "@BarrelAngel he's absolutely gorgeous! I think him and Julia need to become friends"} +{"tweet": "When people open your snapchat but don't respond <<<"} +{"tweet": "Is it just me or is there a lot of subtweeting right now?"} +{"tweet": "@BigA67AWP so is throwing floaties at people's faces"} +{"tweet": "@rachellinfox Dissolvable stitches or they are to be removed later? Can she walk?"} +{"tweet": "@gtfoveronica Kay, ill text you pictures!"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad I can not only hear every word or the song but also feel the vibration of the frathouse's music next door \\ud83d\\ude49\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "I miss my bubba \\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "@Tyler_Wendling its prom weekend everyone goes down the shore"} +{"tweet": "My hairs only half straightened right now because I had to stop cause I was sweating too bad"} +{"tweet": "Done with that"} +{"tweet": "Omg never had Italian food that tasted so great and I'm only on the appetizers."} +{"tweet": "I'm just too cool for you guys ic"} +{"tweet": "That's a song"} +{"tweet": "@alexzandra_e at 10:30 in the morning? You're an animal haha"} +{"tweet": "@A_YagerBomb that isn't how you spell gas amanfa"} +{"tweet": "\\u0633\\u0645\\u0639 \\u0627\\u0644\\u0644\\u0647 \\u0644\\u0645\\u0646 \\u062d\\u0645\\u062f\\u0647 \\u201d ... \\u062a\\u0623\\u0645\\u0644\\u0648\\u0647\\u0627 \\u0641\\u0642\\u0637 !!"} +{"tweet": "@_DylanMaxwell hahahah that was funny"} +{"tweet": "I like never tweet"} +{"tweet": "@willstuhr44 thanks big Will"} +{"tweet": "Idek how to study"} +{"tweet": "Assembly Hall looks nuts! #GameDay #GoBlue"} +{"tweet": "All I want is to kiss, cuddle, have sex, massage, smell, touch, feel, sleep with, wake up to, laugh with, and create more memories with u \\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "I suck at life. Plain and simple. #ugh"} +{"tweet": "THERE YOU GO MALTO!"} +{"tweet": "I don't get it, there are so many tools in this world, do they not see the same thing?"} +{"tweet": "It's called chivalry, you should try it! \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Waking up in the shit hole really gets to me sometimes."} +{"tweet": "#Continuum is a beautifully written show and a great bit of sci-fi, despite its lack of space battles lol, w/ one of the nicest casts."} +{"tweet": "Fucking lit right now. #goingofff"} +{"tweet": "To go to the pool or not to go to the pool... #TheStruggle"} +{"tweet": "This is stupid!:)"} +{"tweet": "@TreyCheers @ScottayDouchay @theedanaswanson @3rdBestDeal Yeah Scotty. SIT DOWN."} +{"tweet": "I miss doing frat laps around the drill field"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure I got punched in the stomach while I was sleeping"} +{"tweet": "Honey Badger don't give a shit"} +{"tweet": "Absolutely miserable"} +{"tweet": "The truth never works"} +{"tweet": "@dunbar95 I don't have a picture but I'm sure you will see it soon!"} +{"tweet": "bad luck struck again"} +{"tweet": "@GarciaEmery12 #yoloswag"} +{"tweet": "3 hours and I'm free! #hurry"} +{"tweet": "think i might be tryna get #lifted tn if its fo free"} +{"tweet": "@KieMarie12 baby"} +{"tweet": "#onpoint"} +{"tweet": "I've been up for 15 hours. Now I leave for the Dominican. I will be there in 14 hours #NoSleep #Pumped"} +{"tweet": "It's crazy how you're all I think about"} +{"tweet": "@MaxwellCr0w \\u263a\\u263a\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Just got my fishing license..."} +{"tweet": "@PrinceAladdin10 I am sorry lol"} +{"tweet": "The Talent Code, read the first page and its already amazing"} +{"tweet": "Smashed my Ohm's Law test, wanna just take our DC test and leaveeeeee"} +{"tweet": "Louisville's Teddy Bridgewater Is having a monster game"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad I'm not one of those people that has to drink or be drunk to have fun \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "That was hard.. \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@chocolatemoosey I'll google later haha"} +{"tweet": "9 more......nine"} +{"tweet": "@jam6242 I made s'mores with rolos. It was actually good. Didn't do the traditional over the fire version. Used a recipe I have 4 the oven"} +{"tweet": "Ha. I like how the talk showed the wax versions of one direction just then hahahha"} +{"tweet": "Productive things I've done today- Dishes, shower."} +{"tweet": "I can't help but worry"} +{"tweet": "@Shooknastyyy my boyfriend isnt shitty #justsayin"} +{"tweet": "@Montrelle33 I'd be fantastic \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I'm dying for another #tattoo #ineedmoreinkonmybody"} +{"tweet": "I think ill just go for a long drive now and cry. #IHateMyself"} +{"tweet": "Anybody know where my charger is? Hmmmmm. \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "Can I just be back in Rapid already?"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "I miss @BobCipperly also"} +{"tweet": "Just adding fuel to the fire haha I shall thank you!"} +{"tweet": "Move shake"} +{"tweet": "I just refrain from being too annoying because I used to bug the shit out of people"} +{"tweet": "Why is it that the one person you don't wanna see always crosses your path? #goaway"} +{"tweet": "23 bedrooms, 20 bathrooms, a pool, 2 hot tubs, 3 kitchens, a bar, and an elevator, and all on the beach, too sad to leave \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@97_lynn @ForeverA_Runner okay bye\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "going to bed before my brain explodes from stress"} +{"tweet": "This game is a beautiful thing!! #BUCN #fuckyeah"} +{"tweet": "Lets hope me and Casandra don't get in any trouble tonight \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@ChadMee Im wondering the same thing it's pathetic"} +{"tweet": "@zada_lee hahaha seriously I know. Nasty"} +{"tweet": "Is SNL on yet? So pumped."} +{"tweet": "@nlamb93 love you babe :)"} +{"tweet": "Silver Lining Playbook >"} +{"tweet": "@ShrandHell13 this is only the beginning.. mine will destroy families"} +{"tweet": "All in the camera smh"} +{"tweet": "I need a nap, already"} +{"tweet": "Women who read 50 shades and were shocked have never fucked a real brotha before... the intellectual ones, not the jsil birds!"} +{"tweet": "The older I get the more excited I am to grow up and have a family and my own house"} +{"tweet": "@JennaIsGhost but you're in our circle of love \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Second class is cancelled \\ud83d\\ude03#HappyFriday"} +{"tweet": "@Its_Adrein yeah lol we should have took brute"} +{"tweet": "Take 5 steps forward then 10 steps back.."} +{"tweet": "Wind 2.2 mph S. Barometer 29.992 in, Falling. Temperature 82.1 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.02 in. Humidity 71%"} +{"tweet": "@cheapet15 Brb I'm gonna look them up on YouTube. Any suggested songs?"} +{"tweet": "@XxJuliannxX6 I'm crying"} +{"tweet": "Getting the best parking spots for days now #dope"} +{"tweet": "having a really bad headache<<"} +{"tweet": "@Alexander_DGr8 the chateau most likely"} +{"tweet": "We're all at half mast right now if you can't tell"} +{"tweet": "My head is freaking pounding though \\ud83d\\ude32"} +{"tweet": "I have the biggest family ever."} +{"tweet": "@RobbieHurley im def a #TeamBlake ;)"} +{"tweet": "@swirvmaggie first weekend in may:)"} +{"tweet": "Patiently waiting at the auto garage, to be financially raped....and so many people talking on phones... Loudly"} +{"tweet": "Got my mid term finished! Thanks @AmandaMcD13 for the help :) you're the greatest! :)))"} +{"tweet": "Stuck lock button on iPhone is turning every snapchat in to a screen shot. Sorry in advance!"} +{"tweet": "@kenzietobiason I'm seriously obsessed with it\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@RealJamesWoods is my new celebrity hero."} +{"tweet": "I'm Happy that Freese left"} +{"tweet": "Dogs can sleep like 70000000000000000 hours a day. Not fucking fair."} +{"tweet": "@travieFresh aw man this sucks. but I understand"} +{"tweet": "Where is the Christmas music !! It was just on in the car..."} +{"tweet": "one time me and my cousin were doing the mexican hat dance and my other cousin was like \\that was..uh very disturbing go see a counselor\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Nigga, this ain't Glee. Get your shit together & stop singing"} +{"tweet": "tonight would be a PERFECT night to go in the hottubbb"} +{"tweet": "hockey rules"} +{"tweet": "#guycode"} +{"tweet": "15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand. And if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me oh."} +{"tweet": "@c_harpin We're going again this summer so save uppp! \\u2712"} +{"tweet": "What if I deleted my twitter and made a new one? \\ud83d\\ude4a what should I do?"} +{"tweet": "@tracefetterer I didn't see that at all.. and now I'm sad because his name was an early 2nd round pick, where the Eagles are picking :("} +{"tweet": "@Jwolff29 when's our next baseball game?"} +{"tweet": "@davidcordova21 @ryanryanberger6 that's for retakes"} +{"tweet": "Fuck your friends #oneofthosenights"} +{"tweet": "I miss the way we used to be. Reading through my old texts.. Really wish I could just delete this shit"} +{"tweet": "@MattEvansssss Zach and I are out here listening to your music. Pretty nice not even gonna lie <3"} +{"tweet": "had to fast forward django to the end because I couldn't handle it."} +{"tweet": "the time difference is screwing with my head, gonna be a loong restless night"} +{"tweet": "Only one more week of the NFL regular season. Let that sink in"} +{"tweet": "So a UFO landed in ruffsdale? Wtf is up with that area. That's like the second one. #crazy hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Waiting for that text that's never going to come"} +{"tweet": "Wide awake \\ud83d\\ude00\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@Nick_Whitty31 wow really really?"} +{"tweet": "@BrendaDeSousa7 \\ud83d\\ude1e I can't"} +{"tweet": "l frigates to take down the Galactic #Alliance."} +{"tweet": "@kally_kitten AWH! I'd love to! @__GLITTER__ HOOK ME UP! But awh I'm sure it sounds great! (:"} +{"tweet": "@SarahR1chards omg that's kinda funny.. But that's only bc I wasn't there lol"} +{"tweet": "Idk just like what even?"} +{"tweet": "@torie_10 @sthomp20 you're lucky I like you or I could be a real dick"} +{"tweet": "My parent really just suck at being normal. Why can't their energetic driving music be like Skynyrd or Zeppelin or the Stones or something."} +{"tweet": "And I also love how Dillan doesn't have a twitter lol."} +{"tweet": "Hiking with mommy \\ud83d\\udc9a #lovehiking #greatweather"} +{"tweet": "I want a pair of the Nike Air Yeeys.....does anyone have 2 grand I could borrow"} +{"tweet": "@LAKings You guys are poor losers!"} +{"tweet": "It's New Year's Eve... Still no plans \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@RonTheDonnn tyPe it in"} +{"tweet": "I am one lucky girl! I have the guy/fianc\\u00e9/bestfriend in the entire world! #blessed #thankyoulord \\ud83d\\ude4f\\u261d\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "About ready to work out!"} +{"tweet": "Could you be any more of a hypocrite.."} +{"tweet": "@NiallOfficial Good morning bby!! iloveyou. No spaces, no lies\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc9e"} +{"tweet": "My house tonight !! If you drink BYOB if you smoke bring $10 if you smoke and drink BYOB and at least $5 ..."} +{"tweet": "Ayyy baybay"} +{"tweet": "@Kelseygriffith1 Hey now.. You never said to tag him in it as well lol, not sure why your panties are in wad"} +{"tweet": "Alexis is the loudest chewer. It's disgusting. Don't ever sit next to me again during dinner"} +{"tweet": "@AyeItsMarias who's the guys by @rachel_tay88 ? lol"} +{"tweet": "The governor is pyscho , who bites someone's fingers off :/ #TheWalkingDead #FightTheLiving"} +{"tweet": "@DrewFrancisco6 are there nets at wgms"} +{"tweet": "I hope this clears up soon cause i cant do this"} +{"tweet": "I don't consider us friends anymore \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Lol get over me please"} +{"tweet": "Im so thankful for @rachael_farmer1 !! \\nI miss you soo much babe!!\\nI love you!"} +{"tweet": "Lovin' it \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "When you're living out the Word of God, nothing can bring you down because He is constantly lifting us up!"} +{"tweet": "so fucking bored. #shittyweather #someonetextme"} +{"tweet": "@leanitus11 probably because most people sleep with their eyes closed. idk tho"} +{"tweet": "Hope my car doesn't break down \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "The fact that @Hukriede will be in the US in less than 24 hours>>> \\n\\ud83d\\ude18\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "GO TO HELL IF YOURE READING THIS AND IM NOT HERE"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc31_____\\ud83d\\udc37 \\ud83d\\udc2e___________\\ud83d\\udc30"} +{"tweet": "Oh and Kyle just for that picture I'm going to continue not to use my @ button \\ud83d\\ude08"} +{"tweet": "@madi_mayfield @AmazingVines @Smileekylee95 @DaRealJoj I literally just pissed myself laughing"} +{"tweet": "There goes my winning streak"} +{"tweet": "@drewbrownmusic @chrisfromcanada Maybe a sub post on including foreign labor (keys or something) on the finished project :D"} +{"tweet": "Sooo a dark ombr\\u00e9 or highlights?? #help"} +{"tweet": "@BallEvan why \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Fuck it's cold!"} +{"tweet": "@EddieM180 thanks ed! Devils game on Friday \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@kathullum let me know what that's like"} +{"tweet": "Don't know what to do about the situation... #ahh #solost"} +{"tweet": "literally hearing people say cigarettes are gross makes me wanna smoke them more \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "\\Smize bright like a diamond\\\" #ANTM @DavidZorkboy\""} +{"tweet": "If @justinbeiber doesn't do this he will be hated and Lose soo many fans #JusinMeetMurelle"} +{"tweet": "@cwhitxo Lol I just now saw this"} +{"tweet": "My sister has the worst road rage ever. And such a foul mouth. #calmyourbritcheshoney"} +{"tweet": "I'm all in bitches."} +{"tweet": "Somebody pick a career for me #please"} +{"tweet": "What a beautiful day to be a warhawk \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "so many shout outs to retweet"} +{"tweet": "\\Because if this is just a drunken incident, I don't want General Discontent over there using it as an excuse to remind\""} +{"tweet": "Pissed off is an understatement \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "@GoldGloveTV and the town I used to live in never got anything that bad."} +{"tweet": "Literally everyone has an emoji next to their name in my phone. Hahahaha."} +{"tweet": "I think it's incredible how much one person can make you smile"} +{"tweet": "Sounds like I missed a great basketball game. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "WOW I'm a faggot"} +{"tweet": "@RedBirdTequila just like to inform everyone that this bar has the best looking baretendresses special shout out to Lauren for being so cool"} +{"tweet": "I took a 3 hour nap earlier why am I exhausted"} +{"tweet": "@geralyn_antczak I'm glad babe you deserve to be in the happiest mood \\ue106\\ue418\\ue417\\ue00e\\ue328\\ue329"} +{"tweet": "All I want right now is some corporate coffee. #starbucksisdabest"} +{"tweet": "I'll never know."} +{"tweet": "I'm stuck driving my mom's car until Monday now \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udd2b #ptcruiserswag"} +{"tweet": "But I swear if I get ANY drunk calls while in asleep I'll punch you three #NotKidding"} +{"tweet": "@seanmullins @PREMIUMPOMPOM thank you that's what I was going for!"} +{"tweet": "Door code won't work, light broken, and the cable is out...... Welcome back everyone"} +{"tweet": "Nightyyyyy niiiight"} +{"tweet": "@connorcooke440 seriously"} +{"tweet": "I love having a big family"} +{"tweet": "I wish I knew the names of the shows & toys I used to play with"} +{"tweet": "Don't you ever forget about me."} +{"tweet": "So stoked for this DQ rn"} +{"tweet": "@HeatherBaccam agreed! I'm in Iowa city all weekend but when I get back! #missmyhb"} +{"tweet": "Roseanne Barr is defending Justin Bieber on Twitter but this doesn't blow my mind so much because I've been watching Roseanne reruns a lot."} +{"tweet": "We want it all, half was never the agreement, who\\u2019d thought the route we chose would ever end up this scenic?"} +{"tweet": "Driving past a Starbucks and not stopping is terribly hard for me."} +{"tweet": "The fact that the power outage broke our washer is making it reallyyy hard to find clothes to wear \\ud83d\\ude12 #pissy"} +{"tweet": "@ReyLolitaRey your wishes have come true"} +{"tweet": "@CamoCandace that's awesome! I don't think I'll get a new bow for years lol"} +{"tweet": "Ahhh, wth. Yesterday my sammy wasn't cut, and now today I don't even have a sammy! Everything is wrong with this. @tomhotaling @kimann2862"} +{"tweet": "Ok guys we won vs Denver! Get over yourselves and let's play some ball! That was too easy"} +{"tweet": "@ExcuseMeWWE #StuckInOhio but would like to be your managing assistant on Smackdown, in return I'd like to be trained to wrestle"} +{"tweet": "I'm going through @nofuxg1vn withdrawal."} +{"tweet": "Wait what!\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "This place is call \\Ar-MAH-da\\\" cuz it took a whole one of those fatherfuckers to kill like 5 of those BAMFs who were here first.\""} +{"tweet": "Stop stop stop stop stop just fucking stop\\u270b"} +{"tweet": "know what you plan to do.\\\"\t0.0025\t0.005\t0.0\t0.9925\n"} +{"tweet": "@MorgBoucher @lucasmario92 @therrienbrandi bark? #leftout"} +{"tweet": "@BONCA_ @godofilluminati greek? Where the fuck is italian"} +{"tweet": "@Josh_point_oooo tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "#Earlybird"} +{"tweet": "old Luke Bryan is the best."} +{"tweet": "Okay that's cool...."} +{"tweet": "Mowing on my break earning money all day"} +{"tweet": "@CalebCorriveau your an asshole cabbbs."} +{"tweet": "Even tho I slept through most of every season... It was good from what I did see"} +{"tweet": "When underage people get tattoos just to be as cool as the older kids <<<<"} +{"tweet": "@cbreezy275 dude just shut up your being annoying"} +{"tweet": "FML"} +{"tweet": "@401sBigJoe no one else paid?"} +{"tweet": "Morning hockey team"} +{"tweet": "@KingofKings316 what slut"} +{"tweet": "@ChrisMcMuffn I know, I'm sry. \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@_ashleywitt haha good times"} +{"tweet": "I really wish I knew what I had an allergic reaction to so I can make sure I never go near it again."} +{"tweet": "@errin21 you wasted them all"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "when I get home from madison I never want to unpack. so two weeks later, the night before I go again, I have to unpack & then repack #tough"} +{"tweet": "No more poke salat till next spring......#earlywinter"} +{"tweet": "okay mom I have plans, lets not do laundry when we're supposed to be walking out the door"} +{"tweet": "@HALLLLEY_96 it's a good movie . I only accept her, London Tipton and Harold from Harold and kumar as Asians . All others can die"} +{"tweet": "@ANNI3GLOCKNER thank you love \\ud83d\\ude18 I hope you have a good vacation too! Can't wait to see you when we both get back! \\ud83d\\udc6d"} +{"tweet": "@Shane_Ray21 cook me and Vinny a pizza and have us over"} +{"tweet": "Couldn't copy my style at Kinko's. @AnthonySorge"} +{"tweet": "@HuddlestonLaura I KNOW \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@chandrabingg I know you do \\ud83d\\ude0f you're welcome! Love ya too \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@JayBaayBee I don't know. They're just making me laugh"} +{"tweet": "Friends"} +{"tweet": "I'm home , I'm back to where I belong ! Never do I hope this happens again , but it was an experience (:"} +{"tweet": "knowing I have to go to school tomorrow <<<"} +{"tweet": "@McwilliamsMacey umm practice?"} +{"tweet": "Guys should take care of their girls, and girls should take care of their guys. Why is that so hard."} +{"tweet": "@BSidesNarrative Oh, by accident. Right."} +{"tweet": "my throats on fire"} +{"tweet": "For my kids I'll have plenty of story's about all the times I got played."} +{"tweet": "#PhoneNeverWorks."} +{"tweet": "Work too much. Not enough time for bad luck"} +{"tweet": "@wallace_erika24 not reading that"} +{"tweet": "Avenged Sevenfold\\nHollywood Undead\\nShinedown\\nThree Days Grace\\nBlack Veil Brides\\nBreathe Carolina\\nAll Time Low\\njust to name a few\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go Christmas present shopping! Why don't I have any money?! #broke"} +{"tweet": "Or Shonkie Tonk wedding."} +{"tweet": "@kegdaisy this place fucking sucks"} +{"tweet": "I slept with my socks on last night..."} +{"tweet": "My geography test today is about oil and energy. I would assume I'll do well with this."} +{"tweet": "@JeremyBasford nothing for like a month. No phone, school, twitter, anything. GTA only"} +{"tweet": "@thomaseaton8 miss and love you too!"} +{"tweet": "@Laura_Lynn3 @jake623tijan I said I would cook something!! You left too soon! You wouldn't say what you wanted!"} +{"tweet": "@OwenDorsey69 thats ur opinion...lebrons the best all around ball player ever. The only person comparable is magic. MJ is a differentplayer"} +{"tweet": "@tianaswenson12 Megan Megan Megan Megan Megan"} +{"tweet": "Seriously, Toy Story Mania is one of the funnest rides I have ever been on!"} +{"tweet": "Nirvana"} +{"tweet": "love coming home to pizza.\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83c\\udf55"} +{"tweet": "don't get me wrong.. I love being single. but I get a little lonely lol"} +{"tweet": "@GaryKiefer724 whenever I can connect to live. Add crimsoning"} +{"tweet": "Breakfast at @BeckGuastello's this morning"} +{"tweet": "Some people in this world shouldn't be allowed out of their homes, much less allowed into restaurants. #icant"} +{"tweet": "@JaclynnPaduano SHITTY"} +{"tweet": "an A-Bomb for A-Rod #word"} +{"tweet": "@Draplin got your dm thanks and no worries about the delay I know you have a lot going on."} +{"tweet": "Mudding with @linwilliams123 @CBreez94 @adoster6 @Bdaniels70 \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Sorry guys, can't make it to class, I've got the suds. #Spongebob"} +{"tweet": "@SarahOhhD my life story"} +{"tweet": "Everyone just gave me a 10 minute lecture on how I need to stop being a vegetarian \\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@MileyCyrus makes me feel better \\ud83d\\ude0d\\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "SC takes a 24-18 lead with a 15-yard TD pass. 8:04 left in the game. #Huskies"} +{"tweet": "Boys tell stories about the men"} +{"tweet": "@shiprocked @LivingColour Hells yeah!! Seein them this Sat in Pittsburgh!\\nNow get Dead Sara"} +{"tweet": "What the fuck..."} +{"tweet": "On the streets."} +{"tweet": "My old teacher is in the car next to me. kill. Me."} +{"tweet": "@NateA91 @Dyltressler haha yeah"} +{"tweet": "even the nicest people have their limits."} +{"tweet": "Today is gonna suck"} +{"tweet": "It feels like summer when you're far away from me"} +{"tweet": "I'd be a lot merrier if I haf a christmas tree made of light green."} +{"tweet": "@_cArRiGaNn_sUe_ I wanna see?!"} +{"tweet": "I cant believe that I stumbled on to your system @SwaggieJana I @stealthmoves67 have already banged 2 chicks this week"} +{"tweet": "If only I cared half as much about this paper as I do about composing tweets."} +{"tweet": "As if it wasn't obvious enough, I care so much about you."} +{"tweet": "@GaltsGirl did get autocorrected."} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna pop some tags, only got twenty dollars in my pocket"} +{"tweet": "@EvanManning8 you were prolly hamboned trying to get trolls to stop creepin on you haha"} +{"tweet": "If he wanted you to be around or talk to him he would have said something by now. It's not your place, no one wants you around. #getlost"} +{"tweet": "Find me one person from Pennsylvania who knows how to drive"} +{"tweet": "like don't say \\well I really like this buuuuut....\\\" and then proceed to say it's basically the worst thing ever\""} +{"tweet": "Youre about as relevant as mean girls two. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Hate when girls who are supposed to be your friend do shady shit behind your back"} +{"tweet": "#TheOlderIGet the more I realize you gotta take each moment & cherish it. you never know when life may be taken from you."} +{"tweet": "@KSousa86 i think i'll at least be able to handle the air force. The air force is very family oriented..."} +{"tweet": "All I see is dolla $igns! \\n\\n\\n\\n.\\n.\\n.\\n.\\n.\\n.\\n#InMyDadsWallet haa"} +{"tweet": "@_nickalis whaaaat"} +{"tweet": "@braves_6 hows the shore"} +{"tweet": "You were so cute until you asked for a smoke #disappointed"} +{"tweet": "Oh and of course Tristan."} +{"tweet": "@RayGotDatBomb Dead"} +{"tweet": "Spiced up my twitter for the holidays \\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "If you make a penis out of Legos... Is it a literal cock block? #MindBlown"} +{"tweet": "Sexiest man alive in a pair of jeans!"} +{"tweet": "Lady don't tell me my Tervis is Clemson and not Auburn because Auburn's mascot is an eagle. Uhh no no honey you're wrong. I know my team."} +{"tweet": "Spotlighting!"} +{"tweet": "buying myself a car seat \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Stopped"} +{"tweet": "@TheDoctor570 is monday the day we preform the song for extra credit?"} +{"tweet": "@stepfcarroll Don't worry babe! 2 months will go by quick! I love you!!!"} +{"tweet": "LOLOL"} +{"tweet": "@Sean_904 @elliottwarford @Olivia_beech @joannebeech @RowdyBoling that's what a 5 hr car ride does to you!!!"} +{"tweet": "@amandaa_machey Exactly how I feel about watching Duke."} +{"tweet": "Dusty better wake up I need some gummmm"} +{"tweet": "can it just be Christmas break? \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Big shopping day tomorrow \\ud83d\\udc5c\\ud83d\\udc62"} +{"tweet": "That's why I'm single"} +{"tweet": "Chicken fried chicken PLZ"} +{"tweet": "@trumblay sounds good to me!"} +{"tweet": "Soccer and hockey players.. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Night loves \\u270c\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "So is that a hint?"} +{"tweet": "Walking into your car when it's really cold outside <<<"} +{"tweet": "In like two days all my friends are gonna be sick.. #mybad"} +{"tweet": "holla if you need me.. you know I still got you"} +{"tweet": "Wtf Kane get your head in the game"} +{"tweet": "Bend it over, touch to toes"} +{"tweet": "Tonight is NOT the night."} +{"tweet": "Laying my head by the window to listen to the melody of rain \\u263a\\u2614"} +{"tweet": "This is so sad"} +{"tweet": "@ashlulek they're having a 300 ft catwalk they said it in 1D day"} +{"tweet": "Back to bed"} +{"tweet": "People can't drive."} +{"tweet": "every piece of clothing that I got for Christmas is black grey or navy and all is right in the world"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna preform a musical number in the hallway now brb"} +{"tweet": "I use the word probs more than anyone probs should.."} +{"tweet": "I FUCKING LOVE LAGUNA BEACH! #RetroMTV"} +{"tweet": "@NickDrews89 I watched it last night too on Comedy Central haha"} +{"tweet": "Wish I had more time to sleep"} +{"tweet": "@pmpxo_ I know I told you to come bb :("} +{"tweet": "See. It doesn't work."} +{"tweet": "I got my phone, my life's complete."} +{"tweet": "I seriously feel like crap! \\ud83d\\ude37 #ugh #wishifeltbetter"} +{"tweet": "@ThatDickScott @tokenwhitedude hopefully their big data doesn't indicate someone in your household booking frequent hotels in Greenwood."} +{"tweet": "ITS SO COLD OUT HERE"} +{"tweet": "Awkward. @lasavett @kris_1O"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone know if the bus to the park is running this morning right now??"} +{"tweet": "Bball game at 4. Then hanging with the family . @stevens_erik @mcremeans01159 @GoddessSarah @chloe_mcclung"} +{"tweet": "I suppose I'll go fall in the shower now... since life is a tuxedo without a bowtie."} +{"tweet": "S/O to @_ObeyDooley for being the best boyfriend ever :)"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you haters! Fuck yes! Holy shit holy shit!"} +{"tweet": "Chiropractor and massage time! #Heaven"} +{"tweet": "@elCastle27 we can continue this until the end of days, I'm still laughing about the offensive \\stars\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@mikesaunders78 I'm tired of my PC and I have a bunch of other #Apple products already. I'll just get the AppleCare with it."} +{"tweet": "Kiwi is about to die. She is the worst thing ever."} +{"tweet": "Back yard mowed. Next on my agenda? Jacob has another practice game at Southern. Love watching my grandkids do anything. :-)"} +{"tweet": "@BigJFJ61 not gonna lie that's literally the only funny thing I've heard you say hahaha"} +{"tweet": "If you fuck with either of my best friends chances are that I'm gonna hit you"} +{"tweet": "Definitely regret creeping #wondering"} +{"tweet": "Those where just excuses for you to go to someone els"} +{"tweet": "Bed extremely early tonight \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I need some time to recollect these thoughts of mine."} +{"tweet": "@hannah_lynne_17 crafty I see"} +{"tweet": "It's so creepy that iOS 7 knows my schedule, like what days I go where"} +{"tweet": "When you meet people and you just want to tell them that they are half way towards sleeping in a van and checking into rehab"} +{"tweet": "will it and it will"} +{"tweet": "What are girls"} +{"tweet": "Potentially gonna lose my shit very soon."} +{"tweet": "hey carlie \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@Mccrary74 no the triple you got and the one that hit the wall where you got a single!"} +{"tweet": "I really hope my dress comes sooner rather than later."} +{"tweet": "Before you embark on a journey for revenge, dig two graves."} +{"tweet": "Theres a fine difference between being focused and locked in."} +{"tweet": "@JakePeeper hi"} +{"tweet": "@_RonKelley11_ welll cheap to me is a couple bucks lol"} +{"tweet": "Even when I'm with my boo, boy you know I'm crazy over youuu\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Lets see if we will make the train"} +{"tweet": "Please keep my family in your prayers."} +{"tweet": "Time for bed."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude2c #Frozen \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "What a joke this is becoming."} +{"tweet": "Took care of 5 kids all day and made all 3 big meals an managed to keep the house clean AND laid out. #success #wifemeup"} +{"tweet": "Maybe if I wish really hard we will have a snow day tomorrow!!!!! #wishing"} +{"tweet": "Finally got that @DCRiBBZ for the 6th time \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@Purpleroseberry I did it!"} +{"tweet": "I wish this picture would SEND."} +{"tweet": "@GamingProbz360 I'm done trying to explain why you're going about it wrong. You're not going to listen to anyone."} +{"tweet": "I want to live in the city \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "don't think it would ever happen but bring jagr to boston."} +{"tweet": "Now theirs a look in your eye like black holes in the sky. Shine on you crazy diamond!!"} +{"tweet": "Two more days & it will make a year that I met the one person I can honestly say is my best friend that I can truly trust! Love my Puppet\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "no no.. we do not go up in time.. we go down! Why are we going up now?"} +{"tweet": "Wow this is really hard to hear. \\ud83d\\ude22 #tearyeyed"} +{"tweet": "I promise that any expectation you could ever set for me, I've already set a higher one."} +{"tweet": "I can't lie no more got to stay true to myself!!"} +{"tweet": "Best Christmas ever! @abbyzeek"} +{"tweet": "@rkelber04 hahahha yeah right! I'd get shot."} +{"tweet": "@sexu4lred being seasick in a theatre"} +{"tweet": "Snap chat?"} +{"tweet": "Gonna go kill myself at the gym bye"} +{"tweet": "McDonalds . \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83c\\udf54\\u2615"} +{"tweet": "@alyssasater93 dont you mean sit on your ass in front of a screen? Haha"} +{"tweet": "That was a bad inning"} +{"tweet": "@BargainoCentury Great! The Mrs. & I went to CT for a weekend vacay, but we were 15 minutes from the Bins, so....."} +{"tweet": "I want to see White House Down!!"} +{"tweet": "I never thought I would miss my parents this much when I left for college, but my Dad's good night texts are just killing me #daddysgirl"} +{"tweet": "This drive right now -____- #unh"} +{"tweet": "I think rohen might have acid reflex... #idk #ineedtocallhisdoc"} +{"tweet": "nothing is ever easy anymore"} +{"tweet": "Don't let them fool ya or even try to school ya"} +{"tweet": "OH MY GOSH #PLL ... Mind blown \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@andrewdost merry Christmas Mr. Frost"} +{"tweet": "I know God has bigger and better plans for me than I have for myself."} +{"tweet": "this Black Hawks game #wild"} +{"tweet": "I'm a full grown queen bee lookin for honey \\ud83c\\udf6f\\ud83d\\udc1d"} +{"tweet": "@amplifyelite \\ud83d\\udc2f"} +{"tweet": "@ltaylor100 Yes. White Rain hair conditioner once made me do a double take as well."} +{"tweet": "@punkmasterdean mike is 11?"} +{"tweet": "Can't sleep \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Elysium was cooool"} +{"tweet": "@alliegill_ haha"} +{"tweet": "Didn't really feel like crying tonight. But shit happens."} +{"tweet": "Someone should adopt me"} +{"tweet": "Kinda feeling like a kid again - waiting on the neighbors to get home so we can play #bored"} +{"tweet": "Today is already so stressful"} +{"tweet": "Um how is it 3"} +{"tweet": "Do the Republicans think if they all say the same thing over and over we'll believe it and think that it was each of their own original idea"} +{"tweet": "@abbeyk15 that's good! Is Austin running working?"} +{"tweet": "@DevinKraft2227 about you? No one"} +{"tweet": "The problem with love is it's so hard to live without it\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@buttlos @kdawgb DO YOU GET PAID EVERY WEEK OR EVERY OTHER WEEK"} +{"tweet": "@toorryeee the emoji who is laughing hysterically"} +{"tweet": "@kaitlynkirch07 I just went to go read your contact an it said yo Kesha! Literally took me 10 mins to figure out It was you\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Zookys turn up"} +{"tweet": "Champions like Jordan always play great. Champions like Lebron play like a rollercoaster."} +{"tweet": "Sooo I really need to go tanning today."} +{"tweet": "@huntnfish86 Barefoot Moscato got the best of me, but I will prevail soon! #drunkbitchproblems lol"} +{"tweet": "Just filled out my application to Hot Topic. Oh yes."} +{"tweet": "@Italianbrother @rugfoot we have done one on architecture and the street critique will post in the next week. It's going to be epic"} +{"tweet": "@lindsayygerber maybe if we look real hot we can win them over in August"} +{"tweet": "@taataa_tiaa don't delete your messages , I wanna read them tomorrow ! Did he explains why he was actin like that?"} +{"tweet": "Whys everyone asleep"} +{"tweet": "Ready for some baseball today! \\u26be\\ud83d\\udc9b\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I've doubled my closet in the past week and I still won't have anything to wear."} +{"tweet": "That was the funniest thing I've seen all week #cowboys"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to see my daddy! #6dayswastoolong"} +{"tweet": "Good night world"} +{"tweet": "@clairmariet tweet tweet(: #scienceclass"} +{"tweet": "how do i write a dbq"} +{"tweet": "Why do I spend so much time thinking about everything we had."} +{"tweet": "@macyyyy_ not too shabby considering I barely studied \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "So ready to watch kentucky kick some butt tonight\\ud83d\\ude3b\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\ude3d"} +{"tweet": "#PENGUINS"} +{"tweet": "@thediamondbaby #drool #high \\ud83d\\udc4b"} +{"tweet": "When the girl you like doesn't text you back <<<<<<"} +{"tweet": "@J_harrison10 I hate you! \\ud83d\\ude2d\\nJk I couldn't hate you but I would hush! Before I kick ur butt!!"} +{"tweet": "Paul just delivered the best sermon I've heard in years \\ud83d\\ude4f #bestyouthminister #sexiestyouthminister \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I hope Ray Ray just heard me yelling and crying in my room like I hear her every week... We could call it even \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@AnthonyG729 are you going to judge me if I say yes?"} +{"tweet": "Just found out that one of my creeper is a sex offender holy crap #getmeoutoffdcc"} +{"tweet": "My parents would......"} +{"tweet": "realizing the true meaning of friendship."} +{"tweet": "@alyssaa_w I'm fucked. Haha"} +{"tweet": "All my friends know how I feel about snow \\u2744\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude2b\\u2744\\ufe0f #sNOw"} +{"tweet": "@katyburdick uh wut"} +{"tweet": "I really need to go to bed \\ud83d\\ude15."} +{"tweet": "@troyhaydenfox10 Her sister. Tweeted they were on their way to Grand Canyon. 2hrs ago."} +{"tweet": "Already have my outfit picked out for this cruise next month.. You can probably say I'm a little excited #nbd"} +{"tweet": "@TerriSPAZ @ravie30 I can't wait! I missed not having anything to tweet about last night. No #devilsride to make fun of"} +{"tweet": "Her dad is racist too. #LikeFatherLikeDaughter"} +{"tweet": "Why do you care about what people got to say about you?"} +{"tweet": "Smokin underneath the star projectors guess we'll never where harvard gets us"} +{"tweet": "@TheSonOfSatan same with my boyfriend."} +{"tweet": "Liking you is so frustrating \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "Finally got his Duke hoodie"} +{"tweet": "@PredsNHL when does the schedule get released. I want to know what @TennesseeTitans & @PredsNHL games to go to!"} +{"tweet": "@ihatejerelcoles idk man, I got pedal game matched only by lance Armstrong himself haha"} +{"tweet": "Cool, this series has my favorite car ever! A Ferrari F40!"} +{"tweet": "@adarr97 I love them!!!"} +{"tweet": "@libby_corlett @ClaireMDonovan @JuliaTelesca haha"} +{"tweet": "Wow that was crazy..."} +{"tweet": "Hey girl are you a cellphone? Because I would put you on silent"} +{"tweet": "LMAO i think im finna do it !!.."} +{"tweet": "Pink night is always a highlight of the volleyball season."} +{"tweet": "My dream is to make all yours come true"} +{"tweet": "I miss my uncle Jim!"} +{"tweet": "Victoria's Secret semi-annual sale \\u2764 #yesplease"} +{"tweet": "@PedDick honestly you are the only person to make me laugh in all day hahahahahhahahaha"} +{"tweet": "woah britt I was just trying to be funny I'm sorry don't be mad ily"} +{"tweet": "The Vikings should give up on Ponder now trade for Freeman and save their season. Freeman is 25 and a really good qb"} +{"tweet": "@nanas1976 @AmyinAtlanta212 @AbbyPhillips113 You are very very rude and disrespectful"} +{"tweet": "Happy 26th anniversary to one of the best rock albums ever made, Appetite for Destruction. \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\udc4c\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "And I think I still like you \\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "@selenalennea i seriously wish i could be there or at moms too. it's crazy you're posting about it cause i just woke up from a sad dream.\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@nm_compliments makes everyone vulnerable haha"} +{"tweet": "What time is the soccer game tonight?"} +{"tweet": "I really want to know what goes on in Buckley gym on Friday mornings"} +{"tweet": "I'm terrible at ruzzle!"} +{"tweet": "@JarradBooth thanks and I know it shouldn't but you know how everything goes I don't like someone trying to control me ill just \\ud83d\\ude4f for me"} +{"tweet": "Serious separation anxiety as I lay beneath an empty bunk right now @MadHenn123 \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Seriously stop laughing."} +{"tweet": "Life's a game made for everyone and love is the prize"} +{"tweet": "I really want a chocolate shake :/ #cravings"} +{"tweet": "When you don't know what you're doing, it's better to do it quickly."} +{"tweet": "@Schuettesam stay strong! We will make it through this!:)"} +{"tweet": "@SarahMello_1507 thanks"} +{"tweet": "Matty Ice just marched down the field in 2 plays..."} +{"tweet": "Laying on the couch all day watching movies. First up is The Devil Wears Prada."} +{"tweet": "@PRIEBE18 @4Mavery @Ricky_Rozay96 lol truuuuuu"} +{"tweet": "Hate opening up to people"} +{"tweet": "Someone come hangout with me and Steph because were cool and you know you want to"} +{"tweet": "#sweettea"} +{"tweet": "The gym is a must everyday this week due to my bad weekend habbits"} +{"tweet": "Days like today make me want to hibernate \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "please stop plowing the roads i don't want school"} +{"tweet": "@mackenziemedved haha I didn't until you showed us"} +{"tweet": "What was I supposed to do, standin there lookin at you"} +{"tweet": "Awesome. Life can't get any worse."} +{"tweet": "AJ Burnett is really good."} +{"tweet": "@Husaria why not?!?"} +{"tweet": "It's ridiculous how uneducated and ignorant people about Obamacare, yet they continue to spout opinions."} +{"tweet": "What if being strong isn't forcing yourself to do something because you know you should"} +{"tweet": "What a cheap shot."} +{"tweet": "@BriaNejea hahaha oh goodness #embarrassing"} +{"tweet": "\\You're on your phone too much\\\" oh sorry didn't know you bought it for me to not use it\""} +{"tweet": "@SorenPJensen what would Helga's nickname be..?"} +{"tweet": "This caffeine withdrawal is awful"} +{"tweet": "Lmaaoo when the cop mistakes my dad for a teenager and tells him to go in the house #dieing"} +{"tweet": "@MikeGilbs09 he is recording his radio show there from 8-9"} +{"tweet": "#thankful for @2chainz bc he's the BEST"} +{"tweet": "@luke_duquette @lfergsx13 @BenLuttinen @michael_farley8 okay :)"} +{"tweet": "Getting Compliments>>>"} +{"tweet": "I hate this Tucker cat.."} +{"tweet": "It's one of those nights..."} +{"tweet": "Yeah guys shoes"} +{"tweet": "I'd rather live on my own than pay you anything."} +{"tweet": "Cat still isn't home. I feel like I can't leave. I just want to be here to shut allllll the doors once she's here."} +{"tweet": "GOODBYE POWER. FUCK YOU NEMO"} +{"tweet": "Storage wars!"} +{"tweet": "Pizza 2 times in one day?"} +{"tweet": "@paizageer I will :)"} +{"tweet": "When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, it's normal. But when a boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's serious."} +{"tweet": "I wish this guy would call me back so I could buy this freaking carrr"} +{"tweet": "@oliviawallass OMG YES PLEASE"} +{"tweet": "@casey_rife NOW I WANNA CRY THE LADY KILLED HER BABY. OMG IM GOING TO \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Steves gotten a ton of minutes tonight...do i smell a double double ??"} +{"tweet": "You have no friends \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Watchin 300."} +{"tweet": "Well, I finished The Office. What am I supposed to do with the rest of my existence?"} +{"tweet": "Reminiscing to the days when I didn't have a stepmom and my life was perfect\\ud83d\\udc4d #FuckOff"} +{"tweet": "Justin Beibers mustache is fucking hideous"} +{"tweet": "@racan97 idk :("} +{"tweet": "I will never get over what just happened \\ud83d\\ude2f"} +{"tweet": "tbh i will probably end up joining the military"} +{"tweet": "I'm about to go full bush with @The_Fresh_Goods"} +{"tweet": "@stevie3254 @TheTeedanLee Wowza!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I'm not sad anymore I'm just tired of this place. If this year would just end I think we'd all be okay."} +{"tweet": "Might be going to Denver days with sammmmmm.\\ud83c\\udf38"} +{"tweet": "casually changed to a nude lip during seventh period"} +{"tweet": "You hand the ball off every time now"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe this dude just asked what he did, has he lost his mind, I see now #fuckoff"} +{"tweet": "@MattBurrell3 cheer up BB! (:"} +{"tweet": "@spencerduncan4 turnin up as we speak, 3rd TD"} +{"tweet": "Oh that's cool. Put a damn space between his last name, Twitter. Like he is Chinese. No."} +{"tweet": "Ok honestly how the fuck do you eat 2 boxes of dryer sheets a week and not die?"} +{"tweet": "I enjoy the Vampire Academy books I hope the movie will be just as great."} +{"tweet": "Wah"} +{"tweet": "I wanna scream, yell, fight, but I just no longer have the energy..\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "The fact that @Hukriede is able to text me now>>> #peacockgotherwings #lettinherfly"} +{"tweet": "@NDNankleBreaker they'd be the cutest couple ever omgggggggggg!!"} +{"tweet": "@bradical94 oh man this was my fb status like last week! Nice."} +{"tweet": "@rlackie23 is your mom ok?"} +{"tweet": "I'm too excited for Sochi hockey"} +{"tweet": "We will never agree on the terms \\this week\\\" and \\\"next week\\\" @suppmarlaaa\""} +{"tweet": "if people knew about half of the subtweets other people tweet about them, everyone in this world would hate each other."} +{"tweet": "@BXJuJu183 Aite I'll you up before 3"} +{"tweet": "11 girl I love you so much & we've been close since 7 grade! You're gorgeous, so fun to hangout with& can't wait for this season with you. \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@AraujoTanya haha right!"} +{"tweet": "I feel sick :/"} +{"tweet": "\\Brooke, go read your bible!\\\" -my mother \\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "@ali_peterson #autocorrect"} +{"tweet": "Just let me slap it....twice"} +{"tweet": "If Emily doesn't shut the fuck with her stupid snoring I'm going to kill her. @emilyracicot98"} +{"tweet": "Actually, almost every Big10 school has more overall championships than UofL."} +{"tweet": "I need something to do this weekend!"} +{"tweet": "@GabriellLeiAnn Thankyou \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@chaseibarra5 ur so fag"} +{"tweet": "@brookegiles Hageman trying to make play gets facemask more than i can say for our Vikes D"} +{"tweet": "@crkimmet_7 haha so did that today and FAILED miserably \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "i love when my kitty cuddles with me literally all night. \\ud83d\\ude3b\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@AJisNotHere this is why I love you \\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Broken"} +{"tweet": "When everything is wrong you make it soo right"} +{"tweet": "@sammyymarranco I'd give anything to have one more year and trust me I'd work extremely hard"} +{"tweet": "How fitting of you to do this consistently time and time again."} +{"tweet": "Wide awake! #needsleep"} +{"tweet": "Cleavage and puppy eyes. Gods gift to women to get out of tickets"} +{"tweet": "The siren of the boat police never gets old here at WOL! Except when it's 10 o'clock...."} +{"tweet": "I'm still freezing from the game. At least we won and I made it until the end...barely. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "English class.. #FuckOff"} +{"tweet": "When the one person you don't ever want to text you does.... \\ud83d\\udd2b Killin me."} +{"tweet": "@R_Mill_21 I came out of there \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "I like Keola's bio \\u263a\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I just would like everyone to know that my laugh got complemented by the comedian at Hilarities tonight.. Soo #happyfridaynight"} +{"tweet": "Sick as hell. Its been a while since I've been this sick...."} +{"tweet": "I'm in love with you ... \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I've been here before a few times and I'm quite aware we're dying... So here I am, I'm trying"} +{"tweet": "In bed watching Netflix \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "like a watercolor tattoo"} +{"tweet": "@trent330 @Caskey_Mitch how Trent I didn't do your work for you today?"} +{"tweet": "@daisyarambula3 well we just got back like 10 minutes ago..we went to the semis!"} +{"tweet": "Lately, it's impossible for me to wake up. I'm really hating my sleep schedule."} +{"tweet": "@Bulldogwgr aaaaagreed. So terrible"} +{"tweet": "Thanks for letting the Bills have Carpenter, Miami."} +{"tweet": "Just not a great game at all for the #Penguins tonight"} +{"tweet": "Some lady back talked to me about the wifi at McDonald's. It is a miracle she is still alive."} +{"tweet": "Finally jailbroke my phone \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "What @chilidowler just retweeted I'm dying. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@AustinHutch9 it's not that cool I don't even remember living in Germany."} +{"tweet": "Makes me mad that Candice leaves and brad gets to stay. #bloodvswater"} +{"tweet": "Seeing @nicole_meyer14 today was the highlight of my week <3 I've missed my cousin-sister an unreal amount!"} +{"tweet": "@d1stracti0n check out my YouTube channel"} +{"tweet": "Hey pretty girl by Kip Moore will literally always make me cry\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@EricSHinton does that mean it's going to suck? Sorry, not familiar with that phrase."} +{"tweet": "@debe03 yes ma'am."} +{"tweet": "@LexiLanxon @H_Matney34 why did faggot ass hunter tag me in dat"} +{"tweet": "@WomanFreebiesUS Are you still giving away eggs #win on #egghunting"} +{"tweet": "@alex_manuell that's why i went to my settings and turned the automatic date and time off and just set it to the right time but wtf doe"} +{"tweet": "My bed at home is like sleeping on a bag of rocks compared to my bed in Mankato."} +{"tweet": "no"} +{"tweet": "Is it a prerequisite that you have to be crabby to work at the DMV?"} +{"tweet": "Anyone want to go golfing later today???? #Anytakers"} +{"tweet": "So tomorrow is the first day of spring and there is still like 2 feet of snow on the ground #somethingswrong"} +{"tweet": "#done"} +{"tweet": "It must be just me who cares more about the food than presents. \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "I'm downloading something right now... #sad"} +{"tweet": "@Dang_its_tonii idk why zoe favorited this because shes a cunt."} +{"tweet": "@_T_GANG @morganbarfield doubtful"} +{"tweet": "@KRB_088 text me \\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "@drmikemurdock. BY THE WAY I CAUGHT U LAST NIGHT ON WORD NETWORK AND WAS BLESSED BY YOUR GUEST. AND U WERE LOOKING QUITE ENERGETIC."} +{"tweet": "@colin_dunlap great stuff, Colin."} +{"tweet": "Nobody should be wondering why the chicken crossed the road. It's none of y'all's business. Let the chicken do its thing and you do yours."} +{"tweet": "@NicholasGrande1 this kid!"} +{"tweet": "I should have got my 8 hours, beauty sleep for a school boy is a must\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@kgreen6337 you promised tomorrow! Don't let me down!!"} +{"tweet": "Yup I shouldn't of said two ... #HardChoices"} +{"tweet": "I want to come to a point in my life where money isn't a factor because I just have it"} +{"tweet": "@tylersexyphan why did you spell my last name wrong"} +{"tweet": "The best damn thing you lucked into that's easy girl, mine would be you"} +{"tweet": "@kunit04 go work for me"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@ilystratford: AAAAAAAH AHAHHAHA ILY OMG ILY ILY EM\\u201d FUCK YOU IT'S NOT FUNNY"} +{"tweet": "someone play ruzzle with me -- tayy1023"} +{"tweet": "\\Do you like mixed drinks or beer?\\\" \\\"Anything through a funnel.\\\" #WINNING\""} +{"tweet": "@MotoHoeProbz #truth"} +{"tweet": "@mike_studd @_2SHANEZ__ sounds fantastic now I don't have to watch it"} +{"tweet": "I wish I wasn't at work\\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "@missoanita i kinda have a clue;)he eats crap on a daily basis:-)))"} +{"tweet": "I mean I guess I'll watch criminal minds for the next 3 minutes then so nothing"} +{"tweet": "@katyperry @GMA I love it. Looks like the cover photo will have a prism affect on it when you move the cd case around??"} +{"tweet": "@KaylasSmiling valid point \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "This isn't happening"} +{"tweet": "Some are just oblivious to the fact"} +{"tweet": "@kmbrown_2012 this always happens!"} +{"tweet": "At least I'll be getting a new bed on friday to be stuck in forever"} +{"tweet": "my blind dog just ran into the coffee table twice in a row hehe"} +{"tweet": "@Haelilinn_xoxo whoops!\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Now I see why I'm single, apparently being a gentleman is frowned upon! Haha sorry ladies, I'm not going to change :) #loveydoveylife"} +{"tweet": "@NossonZand please get in touch with me soon"} +{"tweet": "@dockrasovsky Buenos Dias mi kerido y guapo Doc!! Excelente jueves!! Besos"} +{"tweet": "Happy feast day \\ud83c\\udf57\\ud83c\\udf75\\ud83c\\udf74\\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83c\\udf5e\\ud83c\\udf70 #eatup"} +{"tweet": "Watching movies with rach"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I'm taking a math class with the word \\calculus\\\" in it terrifies me. #help\""} +{"tweet": "@BobbyRowlett05 FEED ME AND TELL ME I'M PRETTY. \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@Brayton_Cummins I love you"} +{"tweet": "@KeriAnneWard you're the best & sweetest thing ever \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@mariss_sutton15 Darn...not."} +{"tweet": "I love pay she one of my closet friends"} +{"tweet": "And now I'm a nervous wreck until 5"} +{"tweet": "Take all the desks out of the school. Every last one of them."} +{"tweet": "You're a whore. And I hope you get aids."} +{"tweet": "@TWOWAYZ_ I might have to do that"} +{"tweet": "@HuffingtonPost She's oh so lovely... I wear a military-style bra & a visible onesie. Does that count?"} +{"tweet": "Nothing new lol"} +{"tweet": "Thank you speech pathology classes for making me not feel completely stupid \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@QuincyHook maybe a little! Ha"} +{"tweet": "Had a really good game tonight :)"} +{"tweet": "@Ashton5SOS come meet me at Philips arena. Shows almost over, I'll show ya around town \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@CharleneStout8 come shoot basketball with me and caleb at the park, I overslept ):"} +{"tweet": "Mrs. Doubtfire #throwback"} +{"tweet": "Birds are chirping #springtime"} +{"tweet": "@jocy_naddaf then do it next time"} +{"tweet": "@holliesmiles...you look gorgeous today! You go girl!"} +{"tweet": "If we ever got a suicide note essay prompt I would get at LEAST 100% if not extra credit. Is that kinda sad????"} +{"tweet": "Marry me"} +{"tweet": "My life consists of me shoving my face with food. All day. Everyday. #fatass"} +{"tweet": "@JCP0027 I'm such a sweet tooth lol"} +{"tweet": "@Atuulz you can tumble?!"} +{"tweet": "OUTSIDE"} +{"tweet": "@BritneyBracken @lindseyygeist I still don't know why that comment ever came out of my mouth....."} +{"tweet": "@shanaquiedel Yeah, why not"} +{"tweet": "Cannot wait till after school to hear of my kids' emotional self-discovery epiphanies. Today is Feel Day."} +{"tweet": "The hobbit movie is the shit."} +{"tweet": "People who are soooooo in love so fast and change the person every week seriously get on my nerves."} +{"tweet": "@Livvvss #toughinthestreets. For real though. Have y'all been to Flame. Cause it's so good!"} +{"tweet": "@RealStephano I KNEW IT!!"} +{"tweet": "@radicaltittiess don't do that the sun is too hot"} +{"tweet": "I hate how some people are not thankful for anything"} +{"tweet": "on an unrelated note, I should stop waving at strangers that are waving to people behind me"} +{"tweet": "@tori__johnson JUUUUUST KIDDDING! YOU'RE COMING TO MONTANA"} +{"tweet": "I feel like if I get there right at ten I'm gonna seem desperate."} +{"tweet": "hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@BryanaLSparks bitch nugget"} +{"tweet": "That ravens coach is a prick and I'm glad millions of people saw that on TV\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna do my paper for me"} +{"tweet": "@HockeyMeesh Am I reading that tweet from the Flyers right? Wow."} +{"tweet": "@27inarow whos your lock tonight? #nomorefingernails i got bruins so far."} +{"tweet": "@SydWilson2508 otherwise its look like you were creeping and then your just stuck looking at your screen like \\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "@sydneygowans #suckstosuck"} +{"tweet": "Tom fails to recognize how awesome his mother is"} +{"tweet": "geesh, @Conn_Renn needs to calm down \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I like when people come into work and try and sell use shit."} +{"tweet": "@KaraMuki16 what was that champagne song you played today?"} +{"tweet": "Can I please meet @OfficialSoMo and @whoisvers ?"} +{"tweet": "@carrieunderwood you did a beautiful job on #SoundOfMusicLIVE"} +{"tweet": "@EM00re16 @mikeyp3258 @h0ckeydiva I hate them, I have NEVER owned a land line phone, still get 4 of the damn things a year"} +{"tweet": "@kwasss she's perfect"} +{"tweet": "Austin and Chris go to the casino #GetRichSquad @Amff1994"} +{"tweet": "Is it socially acceptable for me to nap at the empo?"} +{"tweet": "I haven't slept in my own house since Saturday I think..."} +{"tweet": "............Today's payday #SoHappy"} +{"tweet": "@kaylagangordie I will (:"} +{"tweet": "@Zone15Dre wait what happened !? I left the house"} +{"tweet": "Three exams on Monday time to put in some work"} +{"tweet": "Oh shit, having a hot flash."} +{"tweet": "@SamGawlik \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@lockes_oflove sounds great to meeee"} +{"tweet": "I'm other news. My mother is now awake.."} +{"tweet": "Little kids love me"} +{"tweet": "@KroseeCrowe don't be a brat"} +{"tweet": "HAHAHAHAHA"} +{"tweet": "#ThingsIGetALot your a ginger, your white, haha look at all your freckles"} +{"tweet": "and the 4th line scores again! #bruins up 2-1"} +{"tweet": "I dare you to move, I dare you to lift yourself up off the floor \\ud83c\\udfa7 #Switchfoot"} +{"tweet": "to build a home :)"} +{"tweet": "Haven't listened to CHVRCHES in awhile"} +{"tweet": "& baby this pains worse than it ever was."} +{"tweet": "I like when you're protective, it's just new to me. I've never had to deal with it before."} +{"tweet": "Life is not a looking glass, don't get tangled in your past."} +{"tweet": "I'm completely honest and straight forward with you, why can you be the same way with me?"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna be in Falmouth, in my bed, cuddled up with my pusspuss \\ud83d\\udc31"} +{"tweet": "All I can do at this point, is be positive."} +{"tweet": "Don't fucking look through my messages."} +{"tweet": "@TooDrunkForYou you lucky bastards \\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "Why does my iPad keep turning on and off."} +{"tweet": "every Philadelphia team ... \\u270b #justno #suckadick"} +{"tweet": "It's in every way impossible."} +{"tweet": "@_anniebovslice me too! I wish I could pay security to guard my room of these beasts."} +{"tweet": "The pilot for Dexter was SO FUCKING GOOD."} +{"tweet": "Work...."} +{"tweet": "I absolutely loathe mornings."} +{"tweet": "@TimeForWUNSCH lol on"} +{"tweet": "@KaitlynWatson23 ohappy duh"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow means vail for the cousins wedding. And it's gonna snow. Bring in that open bar"} +{"tweet": "The only friends I need are my family and my roommate."} +{"tweet": "@haleythebirdie @TheJulieLather @sanielle11 @ressijicks @Prestodeflecto hahahahahahaa"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow is the last day of CPR class and I'm so sad. That was the funnest class!"} +{"tweet": "@MITCH_please_ and once you pick them up, there's just no putting them down. Haha"} +{"tweet": "Saw tons of guys today with big arms and no legs.. #WhatAreYouDoing"} +{"tweet": "@DoNuT_Boi17 lol oh okayy"} +{"tweet": "Screw you guys, I'll watch football and pretend to know everything about it for as long as I live. Jackasses."} +{"tweet": "#xfRestless"} +{"tweet": "@ughKevinG it is though my twitter is dead. I have a new post every 45 minutes it's fucked."} +{"tweet": "Man zander takes up more of the bed than I do. #ThatsAProblem"} +{"tweet": "You were my best four years #ronan"} +{"tweet": "Seeing your ex in public <<"} +{"tweet": "After today at 1'o'clock I'm officially free from homework and tests for a week! Bring on the festivities! \\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83c\\udf7a"} +{"tweet": "@STenoever HAHAHA. As long as you do it back....?!"} +{"tweet": "Watching old american idol seasons and realizing how much I love @SimonCowell"} +{"tweet": "@x0_sm0ke lol on my way."} +{"tweet": "@CampbellDJosh dude they didn't even have toilet paper"} +{"tweet": "@KelseiKing yeah well good luck with state this weekend"} +{"tweet": "When you look in the mirror is it actually what you look like or do mirrors make you look nicer than you do."} +{"tweet": "I can't wait either!!!"} +{"tweet": "@krystiequack u do! I wouldn't lie about that"} +{"tweet": "@GetAshhhMe where"} +{"tweet": "When did Tony Romo get put in?"} +{"tweet": "I didn't think I was gonna be this upset about it."} +{"tweet": "@DevonJCollins sonnen need to just join wwe he'd fit in so much better #clown"} +{"tweet": "Only thing is I hate Brady so much more than Romo..."} +{"tweet": "@Anthony_Fiducia you're kidding right..."} +{"tweet": "@jillgilardi thanks for keeping us updated! :)"} +{"tweet": "I'm ready to shave the mustache. But for the sake of November I'll keep it."} +{"tweet": "Bong hits with my mom and bff after a great thanksgiving \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@em_f_ never quoting me in these tweets anymore. Luckily coach doesn't have feelings"} +{"tweet": "What's with this cold in the summer time?! I can't breathe!"} +{"tweet": "Glad I got to see @AmberMerriam last night! \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Literally I just need to be with @Ahoganxo and @Taylor_Burnell before I freak"} +{"tweet": "had the most perfect weekend. couldn't be any happier\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I MISS @JODYHiGHROLLER"} +{"tweet": "When I look back, I ran away from you because I was scared. You accepted me, I accepted you. But I was afraid of that... I'm still sorry."} +{"tweet": "@Cimorelliband preformed at the wood feild mall today! Omg."} +{"tweet": "I really have a new way of viewing things ."} +{"tweet": "@ellzdagod ll typre goonie no lie"} +{"tweet": "Behind every favorite song there is an untold story."} +{"tweet": "Black Friday is more homework and taco day for me. \\u2615\\ufe0f #collegeprobs"} +{"tweet": "Bitches be in a relationship with single niggas-realist shit I heard all day."} +{"tweet": "I'm actually so excited for tonight's dinner"} +{"tweet": "Thinking if you banana @bristevenss \\u2764\\ufe0f\\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc9e"} +{"tweet": "This season is full of whiny, insecure men! #bachelorette"} +{"tweet": "How did that even happen..."} +{"tweet": "And all the while I tell myself to just believe\\nCause nobody can give so much\\nAnd never get anything"} +{"tweet": "It's too hot to put on my work clothes uhhhh"} +{"tweet": "@BS_PreachersKid also I prefer to be called a good student rather than a nerd. #justsaying"} +{"tweet": "@tim_bouch @tdubs96 oh wow... Can we still go sledding?"} +{"tweet": "@jacob_bone DO IT"} +{"tweet": "@Kyler_Karen63 what?"} +{"tweet": "Re-Runs of Snooki and Jwoww never get old."} +{"tweet": "I love my dysfunctional family."} +{"tweet": "Ya boys finished 7-6. I didn't forget about our tweets stunna @AaronWLaBove"} +{"tweet": "They say you either eat to live, or live to eat. I definitely live to eat #feedme"} +{"tweet": "@S_ea_n_ Thanks I wish I could get over it. Easier said than done. Learning lots about myself though. Oh boy!!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "So I basically have week left in New York everybody....."} +{"tweet": "Craving Taco Bell... Again"} +{"tweet": "Awww poor Jack \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude2a #Revenge"} +{"tweet": "@michaelvilla_1 Theyre good, Ant too, but A$AP Mob thrives off of Rocky and Ferg"} +{"tweet": "boyfriends been unavailable for the past three hours bc of fantasy football #ohmy #itsserious"} +{"tweet": "Soaked. \\u2614\\u2614\\u2614"} +{"tweet": "@DoryBabes the mall was the best place for that."} +{"tweet": "It's toasty out! It's 21 degrees outside! #MN"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Why did I choose to attempt to watch Greys 10 min before work? Now I can't watch the whole thing! The suspense is killing me :("} +{"tweet": "@tonycreel hoping my book will also be on the shelves there soon! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Tonight. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "This weather is awesome"} +{"tweet": "@nveljovicova14 @EthanElw13 @halesbutler hey now I have these problems"} +{"tweet": "@aubznichole text me?"} +{"tweet": "@gabriellapayan don't sleep or have friends, that frees up like 10 hours"} +{"tweet": "This 3 hour class is killing me\\ud83d\\udc80"} +{"tweet": "About to watch the movie 42. I hope it's as amazing as it looks."} +{"tweet": "A guy that smells good, is automatically more attractive."} +{"tweet": "@amybruni welcome back and glad to see you on the show again."} +{"tweet": "Wind 8 mph W. Barometer 1018.0 mb, Steady. Temperature 33.4 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.42 in. Humidity 100%"} +{"tweet": "Friday #dayoff freshly packed bowl \\ud83d\\ude00\\ud83d\\udc4d #getittt"} +{"tweet": "Just fell up the stairs of Dobson but didn't spill my chicken bowl. Solid performance."} +{"tweet": "Good morning guys. Hope you slept well last night. I know I did. And I hope you all have a good day today. I know I will for sure."} +{"tweet": "I feel alive"} +{"tweet": "Will you do my nails for the 4th? @laur_graz"} +{"tweet": "@Marilyn_Mira I have the whole weekend off. So you won't be seeing me till next weekend. Sad face. I'll miss you."} +{"tweet": "I've never been so excited to eat Taco Bell. @amanda_weakley"} +{"tweet": "FINALLY reunited with my best friend @SydneyHirst14 all night long \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I feel that @mrjwillie_phs needs lights that go around his porch!! #LightItUp"} +{"tweet": "My car is the most unsafe thing to drive. I already fishtailed like three times. #becarefuloutthere"} +{"tweet": "@erlerx a baseball player for the reds #JoeyRice > #JoeyVotto"} +{"tweet": "If you're gonna lie to me you better make sure you're not a dumbass."} +{"tweet": "I am looking forward to moving to Manchester next mouth!"} +{"tweet": "@ColeWheel agreed I told him I came to Bloomfield last night to talk to him face to face"} +{"tweet": "@ACarnesRidnCrew thank goodness \\ud83d\\ude4c is it pretty?!"} +{"tweet": "Got Kyler signed up again this year for @jmac_18 football camp in St. Louis! It's a great chance for kids to learn life lessons & football"} +{"tweet": "\\@DannyTanner: My problem with making new friends is that everyone already has friends\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Yup. Just saw some guy walk into the bathroom with a toothbrush and tooth paste.."} +{"tweet": "That dream last night was the worst dream I've ever had."} +{"tweet": "i love how everyone going tonight keeps telling me they can't wait to see my reaction \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Sam_Pines legit"} +{"tweet": "@meghanwhitee3 already giving her a pep talk about what to say now\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "why"} +{"tweet": "Well screw you too. I just love being blown off. #subtweet \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@KelseyQuinn6 >>> every other person ever to live"} +{"tweet": "I'm hilariously terrible at parking. like it's not only bad, but it's so bad that it's laughable"} +{"tweet": "IB kids don't laugh at jokes they correct them"} +{"tweet": "Oh how I just love high school musical"} +{"tweet": "What did I even do?"} +{"tweet": "@BrittanyMarie06 I'm two weeks behind now \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Richmond"} +{"tweet": "@heyitsash3 you're not mad at us are you?"} +{"tweet": "@LewisUSMC_THK yeah no kiddin. Even though i didn't go last year"} +{"tweet": "Dont worry about what people say just live in the moment"} +{"tweet": "In case anyone has any pillow attacks planned for the night ill make it easy, I'm in room 716 \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "#voicesave Matthew"} +{"tweet": "How many fucking times do I have to say ill pay you back. Holy shit."} +{"tweet": "Home with my parents on a Friday night. #ThisBlows"} +{"tweet": "I think my mum is trying to give me the silent treatment.\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "when will the lying and bullshit with you end?"} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna cruise with me #Bored get an adventure"} +{"tweet": "Going to joes. End of story."} +{"tweet": "I can't believe I just punched him twice"} +{"tweet": "Watching godfather3"} +{"tweet": "I love when my dog steps in paint then walks all over my white floors in my room and almost went on my white bed ... great day"} +{"tweet": "Anyone want to hear what amanda did at the mall yesterday @ReidddThis @MadelineMurph12 #thatsmygirl"} +{"tweet": "Time for daily howling with frankki brb"} +{"tweet": "Uhhhhh what am I gunna Do !"} +{"tweet": "It's official Idc what the content of the tweet is, from now til forever I'm favoriting every single one of Kylie's tweets."} +{"tweet": "I Hope tips are good tonight"} +{"tweet": "I'm not in love but the sex is good \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "I feel the need to be a sarcastic butthead to everything @elizkoontz tweets. It's cool. We're bffs."} +{"tweet": "Fuck it"} +{"tweet": "People ask me how's school going and I just say ok. It's ok cuz I don't know anyone and I hate making friends. It's a never ending cycle smh"} +{"tweet": "@NolanRutherford it's not good"} +{"tweet": "Amber just killed it #DWTS @MsAmberPRiley @derekhough"} +{"tweet": "Pissed off is an understatement \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "We have a field trip today\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "So much snow on the field"} +{"tweet": "Just laying here staring at the ceiling #wishicouldsleep"} +{"tweet": "@AndreasenOz 15 minutes man"} +{"tweet": "@Abigail_samsonn go back to sleep"} +{"tweet": "My music mentors say I need to learn to cop used gear....I hate used anything."} +{"tweet": "@HadleyDoubleday sound it out girl"} +{"tweet": "@kracklinrosie Oprah isn't exactly Oprah anymore....but it'll be nice to see her on TV again."} +{"tweet": "And we have a lot of fun together. That's good too I guess. Lol"} +{"tweet": "Celebrate with my team"} +{"tweet": "@lex_lutherr what's up with you and \\ud83d\\udc2c"} +{"tweet": "It's always dark and ominous when Scott talks."} +{"tweet": "Dang these grapples smell fantastic. Hopefully it tastes good too. #woah"} +{"tweet": "@Stonester68 I love you too Stoney. \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\udc8d\\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "@heycaseyj still stuck on hashtag tots. Johnson's are connected so I'm not surprised but kinda."} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty jealous.of all these Conway couples who have known each other their whole lives and have been.together since they were like 4."} +{"tweet": "Shooting star"} +{"tweet": "This is the hardest thing I've ever done."} +{"tweet": "@ggarmoos you suck"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna do SO bad on this anatomy quiz... \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\udc80"} +{"tweet": "The people working today! >> #favorites"} +{"tweet": "Hey if youre really really bored come to eds beer store and drink and watch football with me."} +{"tweet": "I swear it is impossible for me to look good in a school picture. #meh"} +{"tweet": "The more I swear I'm happy, the more that I'm feeling alone #WhatNow"} +{"tweet": "Every second, every minute yeah she can get it. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Pretty ridiculous that anyone in the Air Force, Army, etc isn't getting paid this month.."} +{"tweet": "Oh the ignorance some people have."} +{"tweet": "@KristenHutch55 @SallieKelsie @MckenzieBritt lol I'm ready for tomorrow!!"} +{"tweet": "@EmilyAckkk that's defiantly no fun."} +{"tweet": "@Sam_Beishuizen he is pitching well this year. I think people have had more productive years on the DL than Soriano has had playing."} +{"tweet": "@NathanWayman ohh, alright, thanks bro!"} +{"tweet": "It has been a good run Coach LJ. Happy BDay"} +{"tweet": "I FOUND THE GORRAM BOOK. It's called Sole Survivor: a story of record endurance at sea."} +{"tweet": "Feels great to just be waking up"} +{"tweet": "Marshall University was technically founded in Virginia."} +{"tweet": "mom almost passed out when I came home on time for the first time ever!! \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Reading 20 of the 51 killed in OK twister are kids, makes me sick to my fucking stomach."} +{"tweet": "@allyecat_ \\ud83d\\ude03\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Fun night with duh boyssss @Jbisbey83 @Alecr14x23 @RjNairn @Connor_PheneJ"} +{"tweet": "Shut up, just shut up \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "@VRosemeier Tomorrow I have one at 12:30"} +{"tweet": "I have the most respect for any guy that watches OTH \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "School, going to be a great day."} +{"tweet": "@jamey_76 such shame. At least I can admit it. I still have no clue what an icing is other than the stuff you put on cake."} +{"tweet": "If my life gets to be working everyday all week for 12 hours I'm offing myself."} +{"tweet": "@Pagz518 I don't deliver that far.."} +{"tweet": "Bass"} +{"tweet": "Well my life just got flipd upside down... Wtf just happend?!?"} +{"tweet": "@baileygirlll I'm trying it tonight!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@keahbone no fun allowed for the pokes :)"} +{"tweet": "I want chicken & waffles."} +{"tweet": "Yeah gas light turn on. Stupid fuck."} +{"tweet": "10 days \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@Racheal_Sunday is my #womancrusheveryday. She's such an amazing and perfect person and I'm so glad she's in my life \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@Baba_Barr haha come on now we all no that's a joke!"} +{"tweet": "#indirect"} +{"tweet": "I love when I show up to the bus stop five minutes early and it came by even earlier than that, which caused me to miss my class."} +{"tweet": "@abby_engel17 no. If I ever buy him, he will be for me."} +{"tweet": "Joined the gym today. First thing I see upon entering the men's locker room is a fully naked old man. I knew today was gonna rule."} +{"tweet": "Thanks to @ClarkKent617 and @mrshane22 for playing golf with me today!"} +{"tweet": "Only 2 more hours!"} +{"tweet": "@Frenchy8090 Ello, you snooty Brit, from the good old U.S. Of A! Where the food is fast & the preteens are pregnant! #Merica! #WeThePeople"} +{"tweet": "wearing my glasses today \\ud83d\\udc53 #nerdstatus"} +{"tweet": "I'M hot af dog ugh #precious tweet"} +{"tweet": "JOHNNY BRICK"} +{"tweet": "@xzacmckenziex @AhhLeeYaah yeah i do!"} +{"tweet": "Times like this I wish I could drive"} +{"tweet": "@AndrewLouer Ha I see what you did there."} +{"tweet": "@ShaunaAllard hahah aww i wasn't even with you :("} +{"tweet": "This isn't the girl I know !!"} +{"tweet": "@whitneypaigeeee @Chance_Mac123 mine used gloves lol"} +{"tweet": "I don't even get why your still with me."} +{"tweet": "I love watching old Andy Griffith shows."} +{"tweet": "@CallMeDickie bottom line is he is not one to fuck with"} +{"tweet": "I need to stop goin to sleep early"} +{"tweet": "Just gotta deal with it for now."} +{"tweet": "@xOERICA14 im feelin very froggy"} +{"tweet": "Girl code! \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Of course my update gets down to ten minutes and then an error occurred."} +{"tweet": "So confused"} +{"tweet": "I really need to stop falling asleep @taylerbethany2 house. Cause the 50 million hour drive home is never pleasant"} +{"tweet": "Snow crab for lunch. So good"} +{"tweet": "cannot stand get lucky \\ud83d\\ude36\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "I really do not like walking dead."} +{"tweet": "@DisBeErik you're \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Gonna spend 9 days with Emily, lets see if we kill eachother \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "That phone call was interesting haha..."} +{"tweet": "@GabriellaVella1 I was pissed too, but I liked her character"} +{"tweet": "No strings attached is a myth"} +{"tweet": "By cold showers i only mean like 50-60 degrees like its not too cold guys come on"} +{"tweet": "@MadiRamey @JessicaKoors we missed you \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Confidence.. Back down the drain it goes. \\ud83d\\udc4b"} +{"tweet": "I've never doubted the red sox unlike @calebklyn. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@magee333 Another person from my work quit today."} +{"tweet": "Oh lord something bad is gonna happen"} +{"tweet": "All I want for valentines day is for my ass to stop swelling up."} +{"tweet": "Goodbye my almost lover, goodbye my hopeless dream."} +{"tweet": "You're just an animal that I caught, and now I'm yours so rip my clothes off."} +{"tweet": "My roommate is better than yours \\ud83d\\udc81get used to it"} +{"tweet": "Thank you espn, for giving me a tour of the prison Aaron Hernandez will be in"} +{"tweet": "@Tnasty02 seriously?"} +{"tweet": "SEASON FINALE OF AMERICAN HORROR STORY ASYLUM TONIGHT"} +{"tweet": "@SPuente3 awssssmm i'll get up early :D"} +{"tweet": "@OstrandAshley how many speeding tickets do you have"} +{"tweet": "Step one completed: Get dem digits. \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@RSherman_25 @TeamVic respect"} +{"tweet": "I've always backed Rex, I'm glad he's coming back"} +{"tweet": "@FriskyMackie Barbie Girl by Aqua is an example."} +{"tweet": "All I want for christmas is this mega millions jackpot!"} +{"tweet": "@Benvanm it is? But they would lose all the fans in buffalo and the NFL is more popular in the US than in Canada"} +{"tweet": "@AubreeAucoin HELLO YOU NEVER TALK TO ME OR WHEN I SAY WHO WANNA HANGOUT YOU NEVER ANSWER."} +{"tweet": "@lette4Lyf3 yes ma'am!"} +{"tweet": "@sammybabbii I feel like I haven't seen you in like 10 years :("} +{"tweet": "Hahha"} +{"tweet": "@KaityGabbard love you vick!"} +{"tweet": "Ever have one of those days where you ask yourself \\What the fuck happened?\\\" Today is one of those days\""} +{"tweet": "I want a hot body!"} +{"tweet": "I wish me & my baby could afford like a week's vacation somewhere away from our crazy schedules & could actually enjoy some quality time..\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@Dont_EvenClaire is this legit? And where is it?"} +{"tweet": "When my host parents try not to swear but they can't keep it >>"} +{"tweet": "I had surgery 3 days ago and I'm still in pain."} +{"tweet": "I'm not going to stop until my hips are a 35 or even a size 14 or 12. I need a new body to make me happy & my future husband"} +{"tweet": "Love being wide awake at 4 am #sike"} +{"tweet": "20 more Sundays till football season \\ud83d\\ude1c\\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "@Just_be_coolin_ hell nah that's that harsh love , you can keep that"} +{"tweet": "Im in the buzzed mood to blow up twitter"} +{"tweet": "I love my boyfriend\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "There is this guy at work ... We call him Barney ... And I kinda feel bad for him because no one likes him but I don't because he's dumb"} +{"tweet": "Riding round waiting on Tyrone"} +{"tweet": "Chances if tornados all weekend. Bring em the fuck on."} +{"tweet": "Holy shit it snowed in November! Who would of thought!? \\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@emilystanton99 haha perfect! #success"} +{"tweet": "@Kathleen1795 great guess, you have now earned my love!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "This day is giving me major anxiety"} +{"tweet": "Alrighty then."} +{"tweet": "Here we go...\\ud83d\\ude06"} +{"tweet": "@96Elise it's 830"} +{"tweet": "I honestly haven't talked about someone badly in like a week"} +{"tweet": "@wesbest96 whyyy. Weed is for everybody man"} +{"tweet": "@warrantrocks but u have to go on as hard as it is when someone leaves a band because with hairbands you knew who the people was playing"} +{"tweet": "Can't go to the bonfire tonight I got no rides"} +{"tweet": "@byham14 @seancarmody12 ayyyy!!!"} +{"tweet": "@lexestarr you were with Karlye!"} +{"tweet": "It's going to take a while to remember my family & friends are 3 hours behind."} +{"tweet": "I love the rain!"} +{"tweet": "Instead of college id be perfectly content with selling crack to pregnant women and old ladies with Alzheimer's"} +{"tweet": "@HUMPS92 youre suchhhh a liar #hateyou \\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe we are on our way to camp #peterisspeeding"} +{"tweet": "@_maddipritchard I know! That's exactly what I thought of!!"} +{"tweet": "No one bothers me, my mom brings me food & a drink, I have a flat screen tv & couch, netflix, and an Xbox. #whatmoredoineed #thebasementlife"} +{"tweet": "Hola Linda bb"} +{"tweet": "first thing I do when I wake up? no. not pee, I creep. for a good hour. then pee."} +{"tweet": "I love waking up to no one being home \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "This life was made for you to love, the best love is the love that you give \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I'm so hungry\\ud83c\\udf55\\ud83c\\udf54\\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83c\\udf57\\ud83c\\udf56\\ud83c\\udf5d\\ud83c\\udf5b\\ud83c\\udf64\\ud83c\\udf6b\\ud83c\\udf6a\\ud83c\\udf70\\ud83c\\udf82\\ud83c\\udf67\\ud83c\\udf68\\ud83c\\udf66\\ud83c\\udf72\\ud83c\\udf62\\ud83c\\udf61\\ud83c\\udf73\\ud83c\\udf5e\\ud83c\\udf69\\ud83c\\udf6e\\ud83c\\udf5c\\ud83c\\udf5a\\ud83c\\udf58\\ud83c\\udf59\\ud83c\\udf65\\ud83c\\udf71\\ud83c\\udf63"} +{"tweet": "Well, the glass is finally out of my foot\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure he's been asked that 10 million times tonight"} +{"tweet": "#TweetYourWeakness Kryptonite. \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@ConrailSquid HAHAHA I REALLY CAN'T"} +{"tweet": "My sister keeps laughing at this show & it's not even funny .. \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "Ready for that day to come! \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Old behaviors never change ... All in the family ... Is it all about the almighty dollar...\\n\\nDB forever ... Generation to generation"} +{"tweet": "Maybe yes ....\\nMaybe no ....,"} +{"tweet": "so im really trying to do some fall activities next weekend..."} +{"tweet": "Who schedules an 8:30am doctor appointment.. My mom \\ud83d\\ude45"} +{"tweet": "Loud packs for days."} +{"tweet": "@RaginCajunState -during that time, his condition remains unchanged and he is completely unaware of what is going on-"} +{"tweet": "Holy Hell #ThePurge looks #Amazing"} +{"tweet": "When something seems out of your reach, get closer to it."} +{"tweet": "It's the only way I know how to make it stop"} +{"tweet": "I can and I will #youjustwatchme"} +{"tweet": "Scruff magruff, chicago illinois"} +{"tweet": "Roadtrip to Rockford with @JoeCappsFTMFW"} +{"tweet": "Taking these youngsters back down radio memory lane. Jammin to prince'a kiss..."} +{"tweet": "I want to live over by Elmwood so bad."} +{"tweet": "@AlexNiermeyer both your ankles are sprained??"} +{"tweet": "My bed is so comfy"} +{"tweet": "Might have a fire next weekend"} +{"tweet": "Ahh today was so long. I just wanna rest. Oh wait, I can't \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "Go outside to take out the trash, and some guy gives me ice cream? I wish that happened every time. Haha"} +{"tweet": "\\@Hannahh_Jeann_: @daltongross1 is gay\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "All I want is a ride to and from the grocery store tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Mixed babies are so cute \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Snapchatting @fiotho my McDonald's was definitely the highlight of my day hahaha #MissYou \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "When people say they miss high school all I can say is your crazy, there is a reason you can't go back in time #everythinghappensforareason"} +{"tweet": "Soooo lucky to be going to the bills game with @B_Gallo \\ud83d\\udc99\\u2764 I'm so lucky he got me off work I'm so excited. Ahhhhh #BillsMafia"} +{"tweet": "@RealSkipBayless but if he would of signed this same contract with any other team it would be a great deal! But cavs do it n its a mistake?"} +{"tweet": "I'm not good at being alone,"} +{"tweet": "#WhitePeopleStruggles finding the right amount if tan without being too tan"} +{"tweet": "@ClarkThis for all of the tbell I do not currently have."} +{"tweet": "And why am I watching the Katie Couric show?"} +{"tweet": "@DavidMayhorn25 I always say it! Lol"} +{"tweet": "Daft Punk and JT for best pop duo! Excellent choices by the nominating members #GRAMMYnoms"} +{"tweet": "@Lauren_Mikos I have 50$ , wondering how far that's going to get me lol. I'm more then ready to be with you lol"} +{"tweet": "It kinda creeps me out when my horoscopes are right on point. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@npavente awwwww how cute your asking me on a diner date!"} +{"tweet": "@The_BUCKit_List go Baylor"} +{"tweet": "Full blown hole in the dark room I gotta fix now"} +{"tweet": "@BHOLL4 #TeamNoSleep \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Ha if you tell me your done then I expect you to be done"} +{"tweet": "Late night cardio"} +{"tweet": "@RealJeffZeigler prolly nap then prolly see what bowmans up to"} +{"tweet": "@abbyhaveadream Abby they have wieners how did you not see that hahah!?"} +{"tweet": "@packerfan1973 @espn what an awesome amazing thing you've done."} +{"tweet": "@DawgCast Great to have you and oldDawg back! Looking forward to the season!"} +{"tweet": "Why am I sooo obsessed with chicken nuggets!"} +{"tweet": "screaming in my face won't help anything"} +{"tweet": "@AC0922 is @RyanOnVacation playing Warped now? After the RATT cover I think he can handle it :)"} +{"tweet": "#tweetyourweakness guys who can pull off glasses. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I'm so bored. I've done nothing all damn day. Idek what to do with myself right now. #thisfuckingsucks"} +{"tweet": "Alright that thirsty tweet wasn't even about you dude. Why would I say your thirsty when clearly your not?"} +{"tweet": "I hate when books have sad endings #IAlwaysCry"} +{"tweet": "@alyssabedilion SUPER APPROPRIATE pic of your crotch \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@deecee17 @heytherebriana @JOtotheLO @rob_stott_88 @argentinamaria guys why am I not in on this? I'm so offended."} +{"tweet": "Oh, we're watching a movie in class today. So I drove out here because...?"} +{"tweet": "I can't believe Sunday will be 4 months since @CAMPIN_KILLER68 and I got together<3 time has flown by baby I love you<3:*"} +{"tweet": "Headaches suck."} +{"tweet": "Probably going to drive the jeep to school tomorrow \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Half a second later the StealthX hit the bomb's shock wave and Jaina slammed against her crash harness. The temperature"} +{"tweet": "@WarbyParker loving the panel so far... And sent back my five day at home trial last week! Ordering my pair when I get home!"} +{"tweet": "Your always hoping that we make it\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfa8"} +{"tweet": "I can't imagine life not being a teenager \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I am two away from 12,000 tweets #GoOlivia"} +{"tweet": "@Jayy_Kay_ butter and i are dying some tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "@FordRacing severely disappointed that you drop out of John Force Racing.. I am trading in my ford truck and no longer will buy products"} +{"tweet": "why"} +{"tweet": "Tidal Wave is a jam sandwich"} +{"tweet": "#readytogohome"} +{"tweet": "My only regret, is having regrets."} +{"tweet": "@Veganmathbeagle yeah it was all ice! But the 2 sips I got out of it were amazing!!"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand this fucking work"} +{"tweet": "@Social__Jesus hahahaha you drank all your beer and at least 1 AMF and I thought you were fine! But I'm just glad you got home safely!!"} +{"tweet": "Haha block me ur cool"} +{"tweet": "You're so handsome just ugh"} +{"tweet": "I have to work Friday night...... \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29 I wanted to go to the gaaaaaammee."} +{"tweet": "@markhoppus what would Theron think"} +{"tweet": "@D_McCoy_Era just talked about him..but I mean, that's an every second kinda thing."} +{"tweet": "And the sleepiness is finally arriving . Yess !"} +{"tweet": "I have to attend work at 5 :("} +{"tweet": "@CodiCarlson ketchup is I know"} +{"tweet": "I think i might be losing it."} +{"tweet": "I want to be with you every day. Every hour. Every minute. Every second. You mean so much."} +{"tweet": "@Zburden drunk"} +{"tweet": "My bellybutton is deep so the bottom ball just gets lost."} +{"tweet": "Well, baby, when we're good you know we're great."} +{"tweet": "@bgsubabe2018 I'm scared for you\\ud83d\\ude33."} +{"tweet": "I hope u feel better;)"} +{"tweet": "You treated me like complete shit, why do i miss you?"} +{"tweet": "Could not be happier. (:"} +{"tweet": "I actually haven't really travelled since AZ last summer :("} +{"tweet": "If you're still pissed about something I did, don't harbour it."} +{"tweet": "@foxym07 @evashockey wow I miss eve Shockey was it a good show"} +{"tweet": "I have way to much homework"} +{"tweet": "It's definitely a @jakeowen kind of weekend. Boating, wakeboarding, boozing. #summer #puremichigan"} +{"tweet": "@SouthEGent I'll come sit by you!"} +{"tweet": "Karli spilled"} +{"tweet": "Back in my day, you werent cool on Halloween unless you had the scream mask with the blood pump."} +{"tweet": "I just feel like when it's over... It's REALLY over..."} +{"tweet": "Guys had it pretty easy for prom. They dont have to be dolled up as much and when it comes to dancing they just stand there #smh"} +{"tweet": "3 bestfriends it's official @bbriannaaaa @julie_rinaman :)))"} +{"tweet": "As long as you're honest with me you'll never lose my respect."} +{"tweet": "whyyy are my ankles swollen \\ud83d\\ude2b they haven't been in so long"} +{"tweet": "I hate being disappointed"} +{"tweet": "@SMichelle1978 @ItsJimWerner @Niki8881 @Nebraska208 @AsylumAttireDiY @DANGER_karin @BlondeNinja311 @BethanieLouise4 @BadassColleen #muchlove"} +{"tweet": "@laneyy_rose gurl you made my night \\ud83d\\ude18 I apologize for blowing up the newsfeed just a tad."} +{"tweet": "@shanzarrilli @ceciliaegann I read it last week..."} +{"tweet": "When your cat steps all over your head to wake you up <"} +{"tweet": "Accidentally liking questions on ask <"} +{"tweet": "@justin_smolen16 I wanted to go friday!! But we might go saturday instead..lol"} +{"tweet": "@KaitlynnnTaylor there to cute :)"} +{"tweet": "Walton just ran to sign up for Britney Spears karaoke and this night just got weird"} +{"tweet": "I just called my cat Lacee....\\nIm going cray."} +{"tweet": "Bed time!"} +{"tweet": "Your name isn't even saved in my phone. That's how irrelevant you are."} +{"tweet": "Super stoked to go to the @steelers game on Sunday! Finally get to see Ben Roethlisberger play!!"} +{"tweet": "Catch me on the dance floor"} +{"tweet": "please, I would really love some brocoli and cheddar soup for my sore throat"} +{"tweet": "We need less gun free zones and more victim free zones."} +{"tweet": "Feels good to come home after not being here for hours now only if the boyfriend was hereee #sadface"} +{"tweet": "@Maz315 Oh good call, didn't think about that."} +{"tweet": "What saving you from getting fucked over again guy"} +{"tweet": "Favorite for an honest DM forrrreal \\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Like why am I so funny?"} +{"tweet": "Im sooooooo hungryyy ! , im boutta order some food."} +{"tweet": "Italy's jerseys are sickkk"} +{"tweet": "@BradBaker16 yes, yes you do. Well I'm gonna get done now and go to my bed.. Getting a little chilly up here."} +{"tweet": "If you don't like me, cool?"} +{"tweet": "In the mood to make cookies or a cake, someone join me\\ud83c\\udf6a\\ud83c\\udf70"} +{"tweet": "@AlexanderMcCord I have the first two or three seasons of friends!"} +{"tweet": "awkward"} +{"tweet": "I just want to point out that I called @Ryback22 taking an AA through the roof of the ambulance to lose. @JohnCena @WWE #Raw"} +{"tweet": "hey guys so I don't have school until January 13TH.....CHRISTMAS BREAKKKKKK finally \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@kristinxkay I love you @kristinxkay sorry ur so #broken take the mess and go to bed. XO"} +{"tweet": "All I want for Christmas this year is to grow a foot taller \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@50_Alderson_50 @ImNotChance_ @delaney_yo am I in the middle of this"} +{"tweet": "@BriKloss21 you never tweeted me?! Haha"} +{"tweet": "Big win tonight #Bruins"} +{"tweet": "There's just those kids who need a kick in the dome"} +{"tweet": "Why does the Duluth DP call me asking for my mom. She has a phone!?"} +{"tweet": "Fuck Noel Gallagher for his shit talking Arcade Fire."} +{"tweet": "@douche_amore_ same thing with makeup I hate makeup I'm never gonna wear makeup so why should I make a girl wear it"} +{"tweet": "Pretty big bed"} +{"tweet": "I've come to the realization that everything isn't gonna go my exact way and I've made plenty of mistakes that are on the way..."} +{"tweet": "Ever wonder if mirrors are windows to a parallel universe & parallel you just so happens to be doing the same thing you are doing? #fb"} +{"tweet": "fords deff stepped their game up \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Why do people care so much about what others they don't know or interact with are doing if it doesn't and will not affect you ever..?"} +{"tweet": "@KSalzbrenner thanks \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Youre like ice, i.c.e."} +{"tweet": "Emily. Shut, thefuckup."} +{"tweet": "@TJ206ECS the best thing I've ever put in my mouth"} +{"tweet": "@TFrizzi I got it too!"} +{"tweet": "I wonder if it would be acceptable to take 30 people to our homecoming.. I wanna bring everyone"} +{"tweet": "Nick is the weirdest person I've ever met"} +{"tweet": "@Piggy_GoinHAM your boy @ShooterMcGavin_ got a arrested for a DUI"} +{"tweet": "Seriously some people are just ridiculous."} +{"tweet": "Sick of these boys that still fucking care about the past"} +{"tweet": "Fuck me like you love me"} +{"tweet": "Brady Hokes an idiot"} +{"tweet": "I'm just ready to see my man! \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@Yungstephcurry I feel it"} +{"tweet": "@_Rosindo_ bet"} +{"tweet": "@ChillinSwimminn oh yeah, then you're hired:)"} +{"tweet": "@jakedachel no"} +{"tweet": "Text me babies\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18 DM me 4 numba. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "We don't even have two people to a seat in the morning and then people have to sit on the floor in the afternoon"} +{"tweet": "@laurr_14 staaaaahhhhhhhvingggg"} +{"tweet": "@lahnz_minaj thought I had em once.. turns out I had just eaten too many banana peppers"} +{"tweet": "Hope birch kitchen doesn't make me cry at dinner @raelynch2"} +{"tweet": "@micahjgregory Nahhh I saved time by speeding in the first place \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@jermaineperez21 @cmicale_23 that just proves my point more thanks bud."} +{"tweet": "@kaney_jordan I did not!!!"} +{"tweet": "Cause I will do something about it unlike you"} +{"tweet": "Anxiety is killing me."} +{"tweet": "@VictoriaPatrico yes but I gotta clean my room before"} +{"tweet": "@alexis_smithhh hahahaha tooo funny"} +{"tweet": "Still shocked about this 14 year old in the Masters"} +{"tweet": "Gotta attitude !"} +{"tweet": "It's sad that something like this had to happen for me to realize I'm not doing enough but I guess everything happens for a reason."} +{"tweet": "Tbh: i REALLY wanna change someone's LIFE!! I wanna be the person who people go up to and say \\I'm still here because of you\\\"(:#staystrong\""} +{"tweet": "The best quality a girl can have is the ability to be your best friend one minute and your girlfriend the next. #chillgirls >>>"} +{"tweet": "@Silversabeast @YouTube hey do you know where the plate map or the ancient map is?"} +{"tweet": "@ChantelZolo Anita \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d I wanna see that mixed baby so bad."} +{"tweet": "@josh_the_white josh snap chat me"} +{"tweet": "@AlexandraBPete @ebesrach come to CherryBerry anytime from 5-930"} +{"tweet": "Doesn't matter though lol I'm going to bed. Night."} +{"tweet": "Ew."} +{"tweet": "After 3 complete innings Eagles 6 Yutan 5"} +{"tweet": "Tan tan tan tan \\u2600\\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "@maddiebishop581 I know\\ud83d\\ude02 I was like ewe. You need help or sumthing\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "It's a school night. What the hell."} +{"tweet": "@Austii12 both actually are addicts!"} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry I'm that person coughing in class today \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@Madison_Shea9 I'm sorry someone stole my phone."} +{"tweet": "@RyleeBreann @dbusby2009 breakfast of champions."} +{"tweet": "I care about politics more than anything, that's what I'm going to college to study \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I'm just setting myself up for a let down"} +{"tweet": "Stayed almost an extra hour tonight to help Adam pass a test and he misses it by one pt. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Dajah_Christine slut."} +{"tweet": "I swear once I'm in college, if the person serves me is attractive, I WILL leave my phone number for them."} +{"tweet": "@MiRAcLEBoY70 me too!"} +{"tweet": "My weakness is that I care too much."} +{"tweet": "@MPWatts24 we need 2 more wins too break the longest win streak record for this season of any team"} +{"tweet": "Are we gonna get bombed yet or what?"} +{"tweet": "I have watched an absurd amount of Netflix in the past week and I'm not pissed about it at all"} +{"tweet": "oh well tonight will be good \\ud83d\\udc4c\\nWILD FOR THE NIGHT FUCK BEING POLITE!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Life is what u make it."} +{"tweet": "Don't think I've ever been this happy :)"} +{"tweet": "I want there to be a riot in my school."} +{"tweet": "@amyyyyp #WECANTSTOP #WEWONTSTOP"} +{"tweet": "#Soready"} +{"tweet": "I can't not complain. I can not."} +{"tweet": "@ReganCampbell21 Hmm didn't even know you drove one #dontcare"} +{"tweet": "@KristinTessmer hmm. I don't know then"} +{"tweet": "Pissed that I paid to have access to all the emojis possible and I can't find them. Saddest day."} +{"tweet": "I always back him up 100% on his plans for his future"} +{"tweet": "Seriously getting very impatient."} +{"tweet": "I seriously would do anything to make it to the major leagues."} +{"tweet": "There are 50 other coaches like that for every Mike Rice incident that was actually discovered. I knew one at my small junior high school."} +{"tweet": "Could not be happier with my team right now. We are going to be so amazing. #top20 \\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udc5f"} +{"tweet": "Everyone be mean to Hannah night\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Matt you're cute"} +{"tweet": "Curious as to what's changed at @BofA_Help lately. Used to be terribly helpful, now they're just terrible."} +{"tweet": "@grac_char42 lots of blankets!!"} +{"tweet": "@a_schaal15 @brett_field45 schaal. We are going 40 minutes from here. We ain't going farr"} +{"tweet": "Baby... your my everything!"} +{"tweet": "Nothing's the same"} +{"tweet": "Lets just say it's a good thing I woke up to go to the bathroom... Evacuated"} +{"tweet": "@jojobabby TEXT ME!!!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc4b Facebook \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Why are shin tattoos a thing..?"} +{"tweet": "HEY THANKS FOR READING MESSAGE AND NOT REPLYING. I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS TOO."} +{"tweet": "I hate not being able to use emojis when texting someone"} +{"tweet": "@kabaum32 hey, I still get out if weight lifting and cheer for a week"} +{"tweet": "It's so easy to tell if someone is wearing extensions"} +{"tweet": "I'm so happy with him. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "GR3\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I'm in such a bad mood today"} +{"tweet": "@Joeliannaface twitter freak !"} +{"tweet": "JAY MANZIEL"} +{"tweet": "i haven't gotten out of bed today and i don't think i will for the rest of the day #sick \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@LoganWooly ill keep my mouth shut because we're friends"} +{"tweet": "Haha"} +{"tweet": "@TreB40 \\ud83d\\ude2d I look good in beanies"} +{"tweet": "Maggie, Destiny and I are troopers. \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Debating whether or not to drink C4 and hit the gym or not. Someone convince me to go please."} +{"tweet": "WHO WANTS TO WRITE ME A LETTER?! Bc I'll write you too, for real"} +{"tweet": "holy crap one direction. you've done it again."} +{"tweet": "My cat is dreaming and digging her claws into me ... #ouchhh"} +{"tweet": "Going to key west from the 27th to the 30th. Can't wait for the Florida sunshine and warm weather \\ud83d\\udc4d \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Reading 20 of the 51 killed in OK twister are kids, makes me sick to my fucking stomach."} +{"tweet": "@sydbutey the mature thing would have been to talk to us. We would have understood. But it's hilarious they got yelled at"} +{"tweet": "Must be the end if the semester.."} +{"tweet": "I'm so thankful I made myself do both of my research papers before break. I don't have to scramble to get them done this way"} +{"tweet": "I'm SO congested, my head feels like it's gonna explode \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Is it supposed to snow?"} +{"tweet": "\\@Ron25th: I been on some fuck the world shit lately\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Happy 4th Anniversary to my most amazing husband. 4 years down, remainder of your life to go. #love"} +{"tweet": "More than thankful for the life I live :)"} +{"tweet": "Some dude just went after Lebron from the stands lol"} +{"tweet": "Why do some people treat total strangers so great but treat family like shit!! Karma's a bitch..."} +{"tweet": "Yet another late night of restlessness. #yay"} +{"tweet": "Steal money from my locker. Try to do it again ass hole!!! I DARE YOU"} +{"tweet": "Clinic"} +{"tweet": "@JessVernon12 \\ud83d\\ude18 night baby"} +{"tweet": "I could never be a racist, wake up every morning just to count white faces"} +{"tweet": "I JUST FEEL LIKE MY MOTHER OF 20 YEARS SHOULD KNOW I HATE HOTDOGS AND DRPEPPER!"} +{"tweet": "@mchelsted. I fill like a big bag of f__k"} +{"tweet": "just found out what my TA's name is on the last day of chem lab..."} +{"tweet": "I love youuuuu @JordanKohout \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@IanSteenhoek Absolutely. Everything else is gross"} +{"tweet": "@Nickk_Joness well maybe because I'm not & will never be mrs mcclure"} +{"tweet": "@Bslinger01 hahaha you aren't yet, but hopefully one day you are!"} +{"tweet": "Are you subtweeting me right now? I don't know, you tell me lol #TheWorldMayNeverKnow"} +{"tweet": "My mom made me go to the doctor and the dentist today #badday"} +{"tweet": "@mrsdeadlier @mrdeadlier great job and very nice story! Thanks for sharing your fam with our #FAMbase #BillsMafia"} +{"tweet": "Throwing Gas!! \\ud83d\\udd25\\u26be\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@hmerrill38 this is truly the dumbest thing I've ever had to do for his class."} +{"tweet": "Cannot wait to see @JaredLeto in #DallasBuyersClub ~ hope he wins many awards for his incredible acting skills finally."} +{"tweet": "Shine bright like a diamond"} +{"tweet": "@JustBetIt nope sorry"} +{"tweet": "@BrookelynMisel Brooke don't make me come over there!\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "5 more hours in the car #lovethisgame"} +{"tweet": "I told myself I wasn't gonna cry cause you're a piece of shit but hey \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@AveryWheat2 i'm mad at you, you bastard."} +{"tweet": "She's a beast I call her karma"} +{"tweet": "Although, syrup can't make up for sub-par batter."} +{"tweet": "Why am I so nice... I need to work on that"} +{"tweet": "wapak for the night.. really need my boyfriend tonight"} +{"tweet": "I hate so many people it isn't even funny!"} +{"tweet": "#morally outraged#breakingbD"} +{"tweet": "Tj don't know how to retweet or quote \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "The fact that alyssa got me my favorite gift \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude1b @_xxlyssa"} +{"tweet": "Tweet about how I'm watching Harry Potter and not football"} +{"tweet": "Since tomorrow and Thursday are going to be shitty long says I guess I'll go to bed now. \\u270c\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "I get to see @hiimalena tuesday\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@Kittleson33 yeeeeep."} +{"tweet": "@patrickdebois @realgenekim looks like a contender! I've had it with my Sharkk\\u2026 Patrick -- is it good?"} +{"tweet": "@AnnaSternberg he may be funny, but I still don't like him! No one would want to see a naked pic of him anyway"} +{"tweet": "@taaranicholeee this is the second time this has happened like lol don't come crying to me when he picks a stupid fight again"} +{"tweet": "#no"} +{"tweet": "This wait is ridiculous \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "How old is this little white girl? I loooooove her voice #TheVoice"} +{"tweet": "I anyone wants to buy me a Keurig, that'd be fabulous \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I can't get you outta my head"} +{"tweet": "@jwestgerdes @legudorf16 yay!"} +{"tweet": "You annoy me"} +{"tweet": "I would love some waffles right now"} +{"tweet": "this past weekend got me moving really slow this morning.. #CantStop #WontStop"} +{"tweet": "I asked Kayla to hangout last night :("} +{"tweet": "If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my arm."} +{"tweet": "Wut"} +{"tweet": "Bears are gay. No one cares."} +{"tweet": "@ashleee_320 #YESSSS"} +{"tweet": "@ToastChopsGetEm \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Just had a dream homecoming was a disaster for me \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "Twitter."} +{"tweet": "A pint of codeine? Yeah ill accept that."} +{"tweet": "Tryna fly tonight"} +{"tweet": "Whyyyyyyyy am I awake?????"} +{"tweet": "THIS, my friends is why black people should NOT be allowed on twitter.. Stick to MySpace."} +{"tweet": "Never call a girl out on being sick. She will send you a pic of her illness when you're about to eat.\\n#neveragain"} +{"tweet": "@jgbrunelle27 haha. Idek you still lived.there!"} +{"tweet": "annoyed and bored."} +{"tweet": "Take time to think about the true meaning of CHRISTmas today!!! And be thankful for all you have!! \\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Catching Fire comes out on Thanksgiving \\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "There can't be peace as long as there's chaos. And there will always be chaos."} +{"tweet": "Is having to remind myself to inhale and exhale today....\\ud83d\\ude28"} +{"tweet": "Well this turned out to be a fun night :)) Sunday fun day! #letsgetthis"} +{"tweet": "And that concludes afternoon attention deficit disorder television recap hour"} +{"tweet": "I'm so bored. I hate having to sit through my moms 3rd grade Sunday school class."} +{"tweet": "@mikaela_marie25 I'm having surgery on Monday lol so I'm gonna need a delivery to my house!"} +{"tweet": "@D_Lokey no it's not I'm cool as fuck\\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "All my friends always have other plans"} +{"tweet": "@allimarieschur my bad my mouth is now shut!\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@mikeroweworks is the Morgan freeman of #discoverychannel #sharkweek"} +{"tweet": "Is no one realizing a strange pattern? New town kids, beyonce, \\power outage\\\".\""} +{"tweet": "Ran over a cheesy puff in a parking lot... Such a waste."} +{"tweet": "I know what ill be doin at 8 #redwings #nolockout"} +{"tweet": "@leafsnation0715 true"} +{"tweet": "@KarMell_23 ill see ya down there later"} +{"tweet": "Messing with someone's vehicle has to be the most cowardly, white trash bitch move possible."} +{"tweet": "@haleysmith69 Oh my god"} +{"tweet": "I don't think time is actually moving today."} +{"tweet": "I'm doing the same thing with Steve tomorrow. Watch me!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Bitch I'm not impressed you must have got the wrong impression."} +{"tweet": "Ehhhh school and work tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "I forget what room im in for OGTS. Shit."} +{"tweet": "The amount of weight I lose when I'm sick is ridiculous. \\ud83d\\ude14 #Flu #Can'tEat"} +{"tweet": "Pizza is always good."} +{"tweet": "ive seen so much"} +{"tweet": "Time for bed !"} +{"tweet": "\\@Austinnjames13: If i left and never came back who would really care.. Probably no one\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@Rivvyrivv book work"} +{"tweet": "Can't even put in words my feelings right now \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I give props too the people Black Friday shopping. It's way to crazy for me"} +{"tweet": "Looks like the thunders leader is back"} +{"tweet": "@trinitywhaley Im at the Hell hole on weekends. We could give you a ride back, come home with me after school"} +{"tweet": "@Cziegler20 do it. Ill grow mine out too."} +{"tweet": "It angers me when someone says \\you wrote your case, that's all you do\\\" No. I will create blocks, and rewrite my case after every tournament\""} +{"tweet": "@Espngreeny @MattGiordano08, yes!!"} +{"tweet": "But I've got so much on my mind."} +{"tweet": "I still do not know why I have a snapchat account, I very rarely use it, i guess I need to become more hip and get with the times"} +{"tweet": "@Mason_Poole I guess we will have to battle"} +{"tweet": "I feel like the weight was just lifted from my shoulders."} +{"tweet": "My nose is bleeding .... \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Morning tweeps!"} +{"tweet": "@Flaraja we're almost home! :)"} +{"tweet": "I decluttered my life and only kept around what I need along with who makes me happy...this is the happiest I've ever been"} +{"tweet": "@Gigiuno_ im with kat stacks . Shes telling me about how she fucked bow wow ."} +{"tweet": "LOLOLOL \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@Kaitlyn92982759 what class!!!"} +{"tweet": "You just made me so upset."} +{"tweet": "I kinda wanted to stay at my cousins. Since the only reason I went there was because my dad kicked me out the house for a day."} +{"tweet": "Sip slow, live fast young money stay young I been cash money since day 1"} +{"tweet": "@GlynnHeavrin I know lol operation repo was more interesting"} +{"tweet": "Bored \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "What a good day \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I tried Canes for the first time last night. It was good, but it also has caused me to feel sick all night and have horrible acid reflux."} +{"tweet": "How did my night even end up like this"} +{"tweet": "@konrad_murray I seriously responded before I saw this... Soulmates"} +{"tweet": "@Maddy_Wolff well the told me so we know who the favorite is.."} +{"tweet": "@Sarah_Gibson12 OMG WE NEED TO SEE HIM"} +{"tweet": "Wish my bestfriends told me things."} +{"tweet": "Gained nearly 4 pounds after eating, I'd say that is a success #goodfood #Thanksgiving"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@WhiteKollar it was not a fun day. Glad it's over and that someone had to share my pain"} +{"tweet": "Shout out to @JasonAguilarUT @ryan_knows @KimThrasher12 for being the realist blazer fans out there"} +{"tweet": "Mother nature is dancing around in her bra and panties, teasing us all. #bewarmalready #sickofcold"} +{"tweet": "When that feeling hits you in your gut, and your just like wow.......I have to shit"} +{"tweet": "The only difference between 2013 & 2014 is one number.. There's no reason to wait for something when nothing is guaranteed as it is."} +{"tweet": "@cass_mac14 @cassieelynnnn_ hookers"} +{"tweet": "Good Luck to my best little bros at state golf tomorrow! Remember, it's aaaaaall in the hips! \\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc9b\\u26f3 @WillMcFarland3 @jtgunthergolf"} +{"tweet": "Enjoying my chocolate frog on this beautiful day. Now if only it could jump around like in HP...\\ud83d\\udc38\\ud83c\\udf6b"} +{"tweet": "Subway never gets old"} +{"tweet": "GAME DAY ! Go mountaineers ! \\ud83d\\udc9b\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "That nap I took earlier was definitely a bad idea"} +{"tweet": "What is our lives @laurapackerr \\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "Google reads is shutting down July 1. I might not live until July 2."} +{"tweet": "The grammar in my tweets is terrible. I sound SO uneducated. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@babyzehnd I love you more!"} +{"tweet": "@mcghee_jake what are we doing??"} +{"tweet": "I just love it when Casey surprises me at work. \\u263a\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Act like you don't care"} +{"tweet": "Where do you see yourself in 10 years? @applejacks2527"} +{"tweet": "Dunkin' Donuts has the best bagels and cream cheese. \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude1b"} +{"tweet": "After Saturday, I hope everything works out the way I want it too. Saturday will be perfect, but after that I have my doubts."} +{"tweet": "@ArielAndrea3 of course... wouldn't of missed it... proud of u"} +{"tweet": "Reading 20 of the 51 killed in OK twister are kids, makes me sick to my fucking stomach."} +{"tweet": "@zakkbresnay14 not even kidding though"} +{"tweet": "I Want That Special Someone In My Life <3"} +{"tweet": "I really do miss you. #butyouare #toofaraway"} +{"tweet": "@GretchenRossi thanks me too! Hug your little furbabies extra tight tonight :-)"} +{"tweet": "Sooooo who wants to be my friend today :)"} +{"tweet": "holy shit I'm fucked up! #letsgo"} +{"tweet": "@amelia_smithh I didn't mean you! Lol."} +{"tweet": "Halloween is on tonight \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Tell me what I got to do to win you over"} +{"tweet": "@all_real_me_ haha yeah gabb we are good :)"} +{"tweet": "thats my rap thank you everyone"} +{"tweet": "Every time I bother to socialize with my family, I end up getting offended."} +{"tweet": "This weather reminds me of summer and I wanna get drunk"} +{"tweet": "Late night pump sesh. Fuck you both, hunger and laziness"} +{"tweet": "@brookepeck21 @amandadew430 okay we'll just figure it out when you get back..but we can't forget!"} +{"tweet": "Oomf has the CUTEST relationship ever & I'm so jealous \\ud83d\\ude3b"} +{"tweet": "@jwquick We can't get out of our own way"} +{"tweet": "Just sitting here eating my arm off as we venture back to PA. Sooooo hungry\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@giannamstorm judging"} +{"tweet": "@14ssthilaire your screwed"} +{"tweet": "OMG CAROLINA GAME"} +{"tweet": "Is it just my pool that the water is really warm or..."} +{"tweet": "Michigan or Louisville?!"} +{"tweet": "How fast did you figure out that this table had Oreos? @james"} +{"tweet": "@em__nicole21 I'm gonna be pissed tomorrow there's no doubt about it"} +{"tweet": "Nothing like some good tacos for dinner #starving"} +{"tweet": "3 days until Christmas! \\ud83c\\udf85\\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf81\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Sure\\@yungprync: \\\"@iStraff_uScream: @yungprync I know where I'll end up\\\"if you make it to heaven make sure you bring me a box of gum. Bless\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@CEarly44 no not a regal beagle a cavalier"} +{"tweet": "Hold On, We're Going Home is the song of the day"} +{"tweet": "@Mobley14 Coldwater!!"} +{"tweet": "You gotta try harder .."} +{"tweet": "I better have a better week this week #please"} +{"tweet": "Holy fuck and people staring its pretty fucking annoying.... \\r#bitches"} +{"tweet": "@holliesmiles Will it be a white Christmas?"} +{"tweet": "geez that lady that did my eyebrows just told my they were fucked up \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@BeatlesWithRush you're the kind of rusher I like. The rest are immature and messed up.. Ugh KILL THEM ALL I HATE THEM. But I like you ha :)"} +{"tweet": "Lookin for the easy way out"} +{"tweet": "Hey Pretty Girl is the sweetest song ever."} +{"tweet": "I guess i should get ready huh?"} +{"tweet": "To all my Purdue peeps I'll be down for the game this weekend and I'll be tailgating at my normal spot!! #BTFU #LowCountryBoil"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83c\\udf84"} +{"tweet": "& @errka_s of course. \\u26c4\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I just want to be done with school."} +{"tweet": "You so cool knowing I can hardly sleep, that you woke me up after I was up will 730 waking me up at 9 to pick up the sticks in the backyard."} +{"tweet": "Alls you do is complain #juststop"} +{"tweet": "I jus think that's hilarious.."} +{"tweet": "@War_Joel Hey bro! What's happening tomorrow morning that you're not looking forward to?"} +{"tweet": "@brianearley3 you sure aren't \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "What else is open late besides taco bell"} +{"tweet": "So where is all that snow"} +{"tweet": "Random numbers trying to hook up with me...."} +{"tweet": "I hate breakups more than anything but god you make it really fucking easy to hate you"} +{"tweet": "@DJarrett180 pink room"} +{"tweet": "@iTweetFacts: Bacon affects the brain the same way as cocaine, overloading pleasure centers in the brain causing more cravings. @jessieopie"} +{"tweet": "@MileyCyrus on it like usual. #wecantstop is SO good! You go girl! So excited you're making a come back\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@B32Carlos Washington"} +{"tweet": "Tell me did you sail across the sun, did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded, and that heaven is overrated"} +{"tweet": "Congrats \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@TimmyClifton goooo"} +{"tweet": "It came back up on my iPad 5 mins ago"} +{"tweet": "I get paid tonight. Yay I won't be broke"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to see the Hunger Games tonight \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Not my day #crabby"} +{"tweet": "@Franchisegolf you've got bogey. I've got patches"} +{"tweet": "Napping until I have to go to work \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Last time I checked you don't call your friend a slut"} +{"tweet": "Love @tcoombs33 more than anything & I hope he knows that! Best thing ever."} +{"tweet": "Apparently i gave my number out to someone last night... He just texted me #HotMessExpress #HelpMe"} +{"tweet": "i was just old i was ugly LOLOLOLOL"} +{"tweet": "@aimeespencer thank you!!"} +{"tweet": "I really love watching drama. I just don't like being in it."} +{"tweet": "never mind I have to do my fucking power point"} +{"tweet": "Screw the conjuring I'm scared to go to sleep. \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Honey, I'm on fire."} +{"tweet": "Wish I could play a guitar, so I could write a song about you."} +{"tweet": "I slept in because I thought I had an appointment. It's tomorrow. Whoops"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone have a guitar hero drumset for Xbox 360 ill pay handsomely for it"} +{"tweet": "@anisathecreator LMFAO I HATE YOU"} +{"tweet": "I think I might've ruined rum for myself"} +{"tweet": "@Moped_208 @Selleck23 haha 10 bucks chase gets RG3"} +{"tweet": "@dcarnibucccci how did he do?"} +{"tweet": "Haven't posted anything for awhile lol. #gamerprobs"} +{"tweet": "@itsurboiitokes dude. It's 930"} +{"tweet": "Unbelievable!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude33 No more food tweets !"} +{"tweet": "I think football players tweet more then any girl I know"} +{"tweet": "Brownstown was lucky to get 2."} +{"tweet": "Gotta do some last minute shopping today \\ud83c\\udf81"} +{"tweet": "Better continue to rage for the rest of the semester because next semester is gonna be HELL \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@Neilby70 right on. Years. Finally working on training for a half marathon, eventually panning on doing a whole"} +{"tweet": "Maybe if you weren't a crazy bitch you'd have more than a total of one friend who's not even really your friend anyways \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Should have taken the chance when I could.."} +{"tweet": "Since when am I Kaleb's bitch? Lol wuttt"} +{"tweet": "@TheBowECU in the parking lots in front of the dorms or the one at the bottom of the hill?"} +{"tweet": "I'm blonde, I'm skinny, I'm rich, and I'm a little bit of a bitch. #Gaga #Donatella"} +{"tweet": "My goodness I can't wait for the summer. This cold weather is such a downer. Doesn't even feel like Friday. #blah. \\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "Don't even know what the hell to believe."} +{"tweet": "Oh.."} +{"tweet": "Nicole Wager w the win the steeplechase too!! #GoBees"} +{"tweet": "Whoa this episode of the simpsons has the WTC in it. What a sad throwback."} +{"tweet": "Call a doctor for the player who's ankles I just broke on Madden \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@xparisxgirlx no. Usually ears don't suck...that's usually a function of oral cavity..."} +{"tweet": "I just dropped my phone on my face\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "I've been so nauseous all day long and I have no idea why. :/ #NoFun"} +{"tweet": "I can't warm up #brrrr"} +{"tweet": "@_issaaabel I'm in a hotel room trying to sleep cause I need to wake up at 6 and this bed is like paper and I hate it and it's cold"} +{"tweet": "@karschultz @juli_giacomin yer mean"} +{"tweet": "Jocelyn made me pancakes \\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83c\\udf74"} +{"tweet": "@NoahHammer5 stop playing music please . Thanks"} +{"tweet": "Feeling pretty down. Not even strong enough to lift the ones around me up. :( and i'll be flying for the next two days. <\\\\3"} +{"tweet": "Desolation of Smaug was awesome"} +{"tweet": "@mershebell you can have them all I'm not eating them I just wanted to make them"} +{"tweet": "Tonight I got to eat dinner with both my Mom and my Dad. Only kids with divorced parents understand how rare & nice of an occasion that is \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "That was sweet of you!"} +{"tweet": "This in class writing assignment though<<<<"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could have tweeted during rent last night."} +{"tweet": "@t_marsh83 hahahaha no. Though it is most prevalent in outdoor companies"} +{"tweet": "@HiltonGardenInn venture!"} +{"tweet": "@furshed4life where at"} +{"tweet": "3 pounds of weed, into the fucking water..."} +{"tweet": "That's a sign."} +{"tweet": "@_joshuawarren__ @Ariel_Delgado1 def meant recommend. But ya know \\ue405"} +{"tweet": "3 cops on fry. Unnecessary."} +{"tweet": "Means the world to know there are people out there who will stick by your side even when there 1,000's of miles away. #Appreciated"} +{"tweet": "OHMYGOD"} +{"tweet": "Well he's not so bad considering I have the Seahawks defense..."} +{"tweet": "It's snowing!! :D"} +{"tweet": "If I could drive my life would be perfect."} +{"tweet": "Gonna have a six pack from puking for three hours straight #fml"} +{"tweet": "@GabeBrown6 okay just making sure"} +{"tweet": "My biggest fear is coming back, and that's losing you."} +{"tweet": "Really"} +{"tweet": "Edges, I like them rough."} +{"tweet": "@MiGuel_Marq agreed"} +{"tweet": "@flynn_jimmy Ill be watching @kevinbrandt24 because they are actually good.. sorry :("} +{"tweet": "My jam is on!!! #royals \\ud83c\\udf7a\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Weirdest conversation."} +{"tweet": "Movies suck now and they are just going to get worse... Jesus Christ these previews.."} +{"tweet": "That just makes you out to be a whore. Plain and simple."} +{"tweet": "Don't want to go to work \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "@DOKENFONER @SoukainaOnly lol"} +{"tweet": "People if you see a unicorn in the hallways tomorrow, don't be alarmed. That's just me walking around with a damn mountain on my forehead."} +{"tweet": "@Billyimsobeast @Kacee_Lynn13 yea you stalker were gana have to block you before we go missing!"} +{"tweet": "\\All she get is hard dick and some Cheerios..\\\" \\ud83c\\udfb6 -greatest line ever. \\ud83d\\udc4f\""} +{"tweet": "@c_griff19 it has nothing to do with TV, he's a racist bible thumping homophobe. It's about not having people like this glorified."} +{"tweet": "Hey everyone, Burgar king will be hiring soon! I put my two weeks in yesterday\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "My front end is fucked."} +{"tweet": "keep being magnificent."} +{"tweet": "I wake up so happy every single morning. im so blessed"} +{"tweet": "Just called my husband to ask if he would bring me cheesecake. I'm in bed upstairs, he is downstairs. The cheesecake is in the fridge. #Lazy"} +{"tweet": "Wind 1.6 mph NE. Barometer 29.95 in, Rising slowly. Temperature 60.3 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 99%"} +{"tweet": "Idk I guess"} +{"tweet": "Things go wrong, but just remember, life goes on."} +{"tweet": "@wemustshine when you do warn me. Ill still be here just gonna need a warning to prep.."} +{"tweet": "i want to go on a very long road trip far away from here."} +{"tweet": "Listening to the Weeknd and freaking a mild\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I just wish I could read your mind"} +{"tweet": "@brittahkiin I still can... I don't know if I wanna drive that far. My car is fucking eating my gas because IT SUCKs DICKBALLS"} +{"tweet": "& it's not even because I'm late to school, I just stay down stairs talking to people for too long\\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "Do you remember when we were little and boys used to be mean to the girl they like? A lot of guys still haven't left that stage.. \\ud83d\\ude15 #growup"} +{"tweet": "when i get out of the shower i literally just sit in my towel for about 3 hours"} +{"tweet": "Blown away. Wow."} +{"tweet": "Schools cancelled? Thanks Obama! Like literally thank you, I appreciate it!"} +{"tweet": "Wow Cubs tickets are cheap during the Bears home opener. Don't mind if I do I'll take 4 please. Thanks!"} +{"tweet": "Homeless people could totally go to people's houses on Halloween and get free food and candy."} +{"tweet": "No wonder why you have no friends... Just leave them alone and we won't have any problems. You always ruin it cause your just a dumb bitch"} +{"tweet": "Feelin' like sheeeet."} +{"tweet": "I'm thinkin a nap about now."} +{"tweet": "If your credit card is rejected on $5 for ice cream, you should stop spending money."} +{"tweet": "Makes sense now \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I have so much shit to do but I might just take a nap instead"} +{"tweet": "@sfields_ lol yes, true. Very true. Lol"} +{"tweet": "@gr88ce he'd cry \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "wishing my life away"} +{"tweet": "@JJohnsonLaw enjoy!\\ud83d\\ude00"} +{"tweet": "So has anyone noticed its like 3 months and a couple days till 2014?? This year has gone by sooo fast."} +{"tweet": "I just ate the last fruit by the foot.. #suckstosuckfamily"} +{"tweet": "You don't deserve my dreams"} +{"tweet": "How in the hell are the braves 8-1?"} +{"tweet": "@ComplainNshade yes this tomboy thing she going through is cute every now and then but not everyday and she needs other colors besides black"} +{"tweet": "Deff gonna be a super fan next year"} +{"tweet": "Girls always complain about guys, yet they keep going back to the same jerks over and over again"} +{"tweet": "pakistan being destroyed by the #pink #savspak"} +{"tweet": "@oliviadjeffrey John John may kill us tonight."} +{"tweet": "I hate this day and I'm so done with everyone. #FUCKALLOFYOU"} +{"tweet": "@jontayler27 you are one of those fucked up people"} +{"tweet": "@zack_dors Hahaha awj"} +{"tweet": "Every one of my shots today at practice hit the crossbar. #angry"} +{"tweet": "You could be happy."} +{"tweet": "Working far away from civilization sucks \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure I spend most of my time in my bed more than anywhere else and that's okay with me. #Lazzzyyy"} +{"tweet": "Si no va a pensar que no le quise contestar .."} +{"tweet": "Good luck Lakeview Boys basketball!! I'm sure you'll win."} +{"tweet": "@jsermo that's probably what you'll get"} +{"tweet": "@thabrittla what you doing tonight?"} +{"tweet": "@anmh53 it's wayyy too funny"} +{"tweet": "I love you @justinbieber Thank you for giving me one of the best nights of my life #BelieveTour"} +{"tweet": "@wait_for_it____ oh stop it's not like your phone makes noise when you get them and you hate me anyways..."} +{"tweet": "Wish I was lying when I say I've been pulled over by a cop on foot twice in the past 2 months"} +{"tweet": "I stack my money so tall that you might need a giraffe when you is countin this cash"} +{"tweet": "That had to be the funniest thing ever"} +{"tweet": "No one hangs out with me an makes decisions they don't regret later on #yourwelcone"} +{"tweet": "SO fucking immature."} +{"tweet": "@parker_sara69 i made a status on fb and she comented on it"} +{"tweet": "I literally just laughed for like ten mins straight"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure there weren't any chiefs fans to be heard from when they were losing too...."} +{"tweet": "\\AHH WOW SO FUNNY IM LOLING GOOD ONE. COMEDIAN HERE. PUNNY. ALLISON JONES MORE LIKE ALLISON JOKES\\\" Just call me Allison Jokes from now on \\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "Bye bye Cleveland"} +{"tweet": "Yay, softball game \\u26be"} +{"tweet": "@tonyajade holy moly that looks good \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I've been finding lots of lucky pennies lately"} +{"tweet": "Can it be eight already? #PLL"} +{"tweet": "@rachel_ree love you\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I'm so over missing you"} +{"tweet": "If you only knew even half of the truth... Why are you so blind?!"} +{"tweet": "@love_Stephaanie Ahould if just came and cuddled"} +{"tweet": "@hanski8 down load it right now!"} +{"tweet": "My passion for the #NFL & the #NBA is very overwhelming. It cannot be matched by any1"} +{"tweet": "#RugratsInParis is going to be on TV on Sunday night. So freaking excited!!#"} +{"tweet": "@Lianna_bananaa meet me by a wing upstairs before 2nd hour"} +{"tweet": "@MichLovin_ yah"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "I love just cruising around bay city at night in the chevelle"} +{"tweet": "@alsbarns hope you enjoyed my Chapstick last night, that sounds really bad hahaha #oops"} +{"tweet": "I love staying home. It's great."} +{"tweet": "@tkylieee family does.... ;)"} +{"tweet": "this icy hot got me feelin some type a way"} +{"tweet": "@N4cklas was it good I missed it"} +{"tweet": "This is a different team today. Lets go flyers"} +{"tweet": "@cassandra05_ i miss you moree!!! #LoveYouu"} +{"tweet": "Blue skies, ready to tan \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "Yo. Someone do me a solid and bring me chicken tenders and ranch from my work. And then feed me the tenders while lay here and watch Dr Oz."} +{"tweet": "@KatsMeow77 right?!! Isn't it gorgeous"} +{"tweet": "Cause I don't really know who I'm a lose this year."} +{"tweet": "Of course it rains on a day that I'm having a good hair day #Figures \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "Like seriously we don't even have to give that long of a speech in my speech class"} +{"tweet": "@Clairexoxo22 love youuu"} +{"tweet": "I may get to actually watch kstate play a game tonight #GOCATS"} +{"tweet": "My dad just told me I need to get more education on being a mechanic..I ride in vehicles I don't fix them.\\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\udd28\\ud83d\\udd27#sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "@EricPollick haha, oh goshhh. where was this at!? I don't remember biffing it!"} +{"tweet": "After the next 2 weeks, everyday will be like today. #soready"} +{"tweet": "Sunday Cleaning"} +{"tweet": "@KatieBrae haha"} +{"tweet": "It would be nice if i could sleep."} +{"tweet": "I think me and my pillow are about to have a long discussion."} +{"tweet": "Wow. Jumbo Fisher in tears!"} +{"tweet": "Ya megatron is healthy."} +{"tweet": "I'm always the last one ready"} +{"tweet": "@J0nny_5 guess I'm not going then cause that's my only ride... Can I get my refund now?"} +{"tweet": "So who wants to go see the new Hobbit on Friday? No one? Okay"} +{"tweet": "When I'm in a emergency it's the only time my mom doesn't answer of course."} +{"tweet": "UWO needs to take all of their professors, put them in a conference hall, and teach them to erase a white board COMPLETELY."} +{"tweet": "@bernstein17 text me tomorrow\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@_SarcasticSass_ cardinals are the best"} +{"tweet": "@anothershoon he didn't take you to Prom did he? #no"} +{"tweet": "Bio freeze, I'm counting on you tonight \\ud83d\\udc4d #dontletmedownoldfriend"} +{"tweet": "Might be done with my job early.."} +{"tweet": "I got into another fight with Corey today I\\u2019m laughing"} +{"tweet": "& now I miss everything about you."} +{"tweet": "Why does nobody care"} +{"tweet": "Nyquil Madness"} +{"tweet": "Why didn't I go to sleep twenty minutes ago so I could have seven hours of sleep \\ud83c\\udf51\\ud83d\\udc50"} +{"tweet": "@MadeInTX_ lol you crazy man"} +{"tweet": "This is probably my favorite emoji \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@AlliValenfine oh I don't plan on it. Will not watch it at all"} +{"tweet": "Getting blood drawn isn't so bad if a hott guy is doing it!"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I took so many pics last night where are they???\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@_LFerguson it should be! A lot easier and my better than my plan of working out at least 4 days a week \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude01 #truestory"} +{"tweet": "@pthomss are you coming tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Up up & away."} +{"tweet": "The guy that i took my driving test with this morning was too nice"} +{"tweet": "Who would like to come over"} +{"tweet": "@kris10hannah thank you! wish you were here enjoying the day with me."} +{"tweet": "Ok done but I'm about to punch people"} +{"tweet": "Trees are fallen in my neighborhood. Legit never going to get the power back on and I'm going to be stuck at my house foreverrrrr \\ud83d\\ude2d #tornado"} +{"tweet": "Trying to figure out what I really want in life and who I am as a person!"} +{"tweet": "Ratchet ass hoe on hardcore pawn."} +{"tweet": "The Clippers bench never sits down"} +{"tweet": "What are you so afraid of"} +{"tweet": "I know i could make you love me like naln other"} +{"tweet": "@AriyonBurchett i have since i was 6 \\ud83d\\ude33 but i was just fuckin with brittany idk when hers is hahahah"} +{"tweet": "@Rachellorrainne we should have thrown up in the nurses office, I bet they would have sent you home then"} +{"tweet": "God is awesome"} +{"tweet": "@McBroth3 @hrbailey21 she would love them to death! Love Coops dream"} +{"tweet": "@MeliD11 only figgy pudding. Not."} +{"tweet": "Ever since I updated my phone, I can't see emojis!!!! This blowwwwwwwwws."} +{"tweet": "Yoga time."} +{"tweet": "#2moredays"} +{"tweet": "The only thing I'm looking forward to are LSU football games \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "@WhipFast_McCoy @lilbeckss I never ask anyone to turn up ha and I don't even talk to her.. Haha"} +{"tweet": "@ctalford52 yes but no"} +{"tweet": "@amyfadoolCSN that's 100%? U listen to the coach and he swears Romo is still a possibility...crazy"} +{"tweet": "@toddbewho sucks to suck"} +{"tweet": "@marisabishop I completely agree... But honestly you have no idea how tempting it still is.\\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude29 It's probably what I miss most about HS.\\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "Whhhhy am I always ducking sick?"} +{"tweet": "Seriously considering jailbreaking my iPhone"} +{"tweet": "Ok so we have exactly 1 hour to get through customs or else we miss our connecting flight. #ChallengeAccepted"} +{"tweet": "@MadisonMissina @Adam____Bomb @ryanjamessydney @BraxtonJames69 @JasstrongXXXX done"} +{"tweet": "GUSHERS <3"} +{"tweet": "Make that 6"} +{"tweet": "Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible."} +{"tweet": "@Horsekdz @LookMaNoHANS_EN this tweet was actually not about camp, but about a special someone by the name of Wesley Asshole Florance"} +{"tweet": "@Fozzythebear1 \\nWe are not rich at all and you know it"} +{"tweet": "Now that Amanda is gone I really don't care who wins! As long as it wasn't her #BB15"} +{"tweet": "Just because some people like to have fun not being sober, doesn't make you any better of a person or give you any right to judge them."} +{"tweet": "6-\\u263a\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@brettuk10 university doesn't stand for his actions"} +{"tweet": "@Dawson_Lewis14 S/O for always blocking my locker space& playing baseball"} +{"tweet": "@AlexaKozaka jar jar is the worst"} +{"tweet": "@TakeloTaylr yes 7 \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 maybe 6 but 7 cause 7 sounds interesting."} +{"tweet": "Shit sucks when you're away\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "SO PROUD OF ABBIE I LOVE YOU"} +{"tweet": "@BretBielema Don't worry, it will be snowing when you get back to Fayetteville... #gohogs"} +{"tweet": "All hell just broke loose in my house.\\nSomeone please come get me. \\n#imhidinginmyroom \\nI guess im the golden child now though."} +{"tweet": "Hey if you're looking for me I can be found with these old boots a few feet off the ground... Sittin on a tailgate! \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83c\\udfa7"} +{"tweet": "Someone be sooo kind and text me"} +{"tweet": "Not even kidding #tmlt"} +{"tweet": "@SLanata4 they sound too good to be true"} +{"tweet": "Shes a dove shes a fucking nightmare\\nUnpredictable it was my mistake to stay here On the go & its way too late to play"} +{"tweet": "@TonyDungy All of us agree with that!"} +{"tweet": "I love penis up my ass :-)"} +{"tweet": "@Babyyysquid Yes it is!!!!"} +{"tweet": "My grandpa just called me in FaceTime #wut"} +{"tweet": "Great job today everyone \\n#seniorswillbemissed"} +{"tweet": "@Cody_1341 promise there is no way that it's half way as boring as where I'm from. I miss you!!"} +{"tweet": "Looks like another sleepless night due to my wisdom teeth. Why do I have to be so poor?"} +{"tweet": "OMG I JUST SAT UP AND LITERally cracked my back in 26 different places and it felt like angels swarmed over my body for just that quick time"} +{"tweet": "exactly."} +{"tweet": "@GarySinise Thank you for consistently doing the right thing! A man of true character and conviction is a rare thing!"} +{"tweet": "I'm not going to school tomorrow. I'm running away."} +{"tweet": "Thank god for Dog TV.. Macy is loving it, and I won't feel so bad leaving her at home!"} +{"tweet": "@_KingJamarcus @idkitsabird he's just trying to get his."} +{"tweet": "@nigggalette was it @LuveraFrank"} +{"tweet": "Spent a lovely afternoon with two of my favorite sisters @kaityire @smbangen"} +{"tweet": "Drunken words come from sober thoughts"} +{"tweet": "Took two IB profin in anticipation for how sore I'm going to be in the morning...bad thing is...I'm already sore tonight. #photogprobs"} +{"tweet": "Brittany go to sleep"} +{"tweet": "@AJesus_Freak are you anti war as well?"} +{"tweet": "Best team in the country. Two year tradition. One of the best games ever played! #OSUvsMICH"} +{"tweet": "@Petey_Beast @RecDigggity that's why they are cheap. Not built like a s&w and doesn't shoot as good"} +{"tweet": "What do I give a flying fuck what C.C. Sabathia thinks about the Indians offseason moves?"} +{"tweet": "Alright I have no idea what happened and you haven't texted me back and you're making tweets... #whatdidido"} +{"tweet": "Mushaboom \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "I have a weird obsession with knowing people's military ranks"} +{"tweet": "Man I miss basketball... first year of not being around it at all.."} +{"tweet": "@knachos17 ya know I'm not sure, that's what they claim but I'm not 100% positive"} +{"tweet": "School tomorrow. Why."} +{"tweet": "I'm going to try and be normal today"} +{"tweet": "1000 - you're so gay. but you're like one of my bestfriends.. which is odd \\ud83d\\ude0f we haven't hung much, unless it was in basketball. ily & imy \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Wouldn't it suck if a random eagle decided to fly right by him. #SkyWireThoughts"} +{"tweet": "@K_Stonie you could have gone to the store and got one and put it on a nice Plate and said you made it \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "Can't stand Talking Dead. Can we have a new host?"} +{"tweet": "National hangover day"} +{"tweet": "Sucks to suck."} +{"tweet": "Confidence is a must, cockiness is a plus \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "My gov test just raped me."} +{"tweet": "Once again, WHY are you leaving the receivers wide open???!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "I just want a job where I can wear yoga pants all day \\ue406#IsThatTooMuchToAsk"} +{"tweet": "@2014Mait miss you too! You need to come visit soon!"} +{"tweet": "@bigteecee haha my stuff is too expensive to put under a tree where it can get damaged or stepped on!"} +{"tweet": "Jesus can handle himself in all of your pieces...he specializes in putting them back together. #LWM"} +{"tweet": "I will always want you"} +{"tweet": "You see I don't give a fuck"} +{"tweet": "No ball today it's weird goin straight home"} +{"tweet": "Alright this bitch is definitely using attitude with me"} +{"tweet": "yay 3 hours of sleep..... \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Pumpkin flavored stuff<<"} +{"tweet": "Jesus"} +{"tweet": "#MyTop5Bands @AllTimeLow @piercetheveil @themaine @SWStheband @Mayday_Parade :D"} +{"tweet": "Applying to College >>><<<"} +{"tweet": "And won't turn down"} +{"tweet": "BDUBS"} +{"tweet": "Ill be the first person to laugh at myself cause in fact, falling down is the funniest thing ever"} +{"tweet": "Lets get weird :]"} +{"tweet": "I seriously talk to myself too much. It's a problem."} +{"tweet": "@SabrinaLFasano Oh. #Awkward."} +{"tweet": "#TeamNoSleep"} +{"tweet": "It's ogre."} +{"tweet": "Had a great night. \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I'm disappointed in myself."} +{"tweet": "@SelenaRosarioo damn."} +{"tweet": "@erikarraven I always thought that place was a nursing home until my senior year hahahaha #imscaredforyou"} +{"tweet": "@jneely001 I can't help it. When you grow up with Owen..."} +{"tweet": "If she says the words \\I'm a cool bitch\\\" she's probably not cool, at all.\""} +{"tweet": "@6prima6donna6 stop talking like that. You love yourself."} +{"tweet": "@Adams_Ryno I don't know what happened, but something defiantly did."} +{"tweet": "@TheZompster Cool."} +{"tweet": "It should be socially acceptable to wear pajamas to an 8 am"} +{"tweet": "@BittyMedina go find an Asian and take a picture. Guarantee they throw up the peace sign \\u270c\\ud83d\\udc72"} +{"tweet": "Troubles they might drag you down. If you get you can be always be found. Just know your not alone. Cus I'm gunna make this place your home."} +{"tweet": "@MISS_BUGZ @rylielyn 35 \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Uhm IT aren't you suppose to fix it not fucking duct tape it?"} +{"tweet": "@JessiMokaJoe I wish I could be there to fix that problem!"} +{"tweet": "Debating on whether I should nap first and eat after, or eat first and nap after... #thestruggle"} +{"tweet": "@ashley_cinnabon my brother did that when he was like 7 or something and packed a suitcase and everything"} +{"tweet": "I officially zoned out of this class."} +{"tweet": "@bigbroadie why did you think I was up?"} +{"tweet": "My phone has been on do not disturb for the last 3 days #YOLO #bringingitback"} +{"tweet": "Not even hungry, but gonna eat this bk because it's fucking bk and it's too good not to \\ud83d\\udc4d #fatkidinside"} +{"tweet": "surrender is not defeat"} +{"tweet": "You got a fast car, is it fast enough so we can fly away? We gotta make a decision, leave tonight or live and die this way."} +{"tweet": "LeBron James turned 29 today. He's not too young himself.."} +{"tweet": "Just had to stand next to the most annoying people in Starbucks waiting for my drink but I have coffee now so it's okay #positives"} +{"tweet": "I love when Stefan sleeps over so we can spend the whole next day together and he can get us dunkin bright and early :)"} +{"tweet": "@WernerLuke good lord, it's not even noon!"} +{"tweet": "Best roommate award deffly goes to Laur for doing my laundry \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@CrystalClear_14 that was honesty the stupidest mistake Nebraska could've made."} +{"tweet": "When all the guys on #baggage are ugly what do I have to look forward to"} +{"tweet": "@kpfettstyle stop sending me your face, ky"} +{"tweet": "Unless you're married, never only talk to one person because they'll screw you over eventually."} +{"tweet": "So I just play coin dozer"} +{"tweet": "@snarkbat Yeah. In some ways I've thought for a while that folks with extremely poor vision must have a harder time of it than those who are"} +{"tweet": "I \\ud83d\\udc97 yoga \\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "@IUfanAdam Jeremy. Have you noticed how the whole atmosphere improves with devin or another replacement as opposed to when Jeremy is in."} +{"tweet": "why does laundry have to take forever.. My goodness? #annoyed"} +{"tweet": "So I appreciate everything he has done for me .. Including the people in my life"} +{"tweet": "@WalkingDead_AMC don't know if u heard, but they just passed a law TWD must be shown year round, no breaks, I'm jacked. Get to it"} +{"tweet": "@mng_tangled that ticks me off!"} +{"tweet": "@Low_Lee_Ehh SO HARD!"} +{"tweet": "My stereo in my car stopped working... Typical."} +{"tweet": "Pirates.. Come on."} +{"tweet": "@JennaMcLane nursing classes aren't the same without you \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I need an in house masseuse"} +{"tweet": "Fingers crossed that schools closed tomorrow #prettyplease"} +{"tweet": "Looking forward to some nice AM hockey tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "\\Okay now squat. Do you have any pain in your butt?\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@Nate_hutch48 @casey_setlock oh that's right . Ill call McDonalds and have them make table reservations and set up a nice candle light dinna"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for a day of just laying around and doing nothing #ComingSoon"} +{"tweet": "@ThatKiidLuke I freaking love Miley lol"} +{"tweet": "@RayEliza what do you mean? It seemed ok last time I was there"} +{"tweet": "@RobbieCupcake thats how i feel everyday.lol"} +{"tweet": "hashtag happy tweet"} +{"tweet": "The wind is crazy!!"} +{"tweet": "These girls and their quotes."} +{"tweet": "Working on nice days <<<<<<\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "There's always someone who has it worse than you. #thoughtoftheday"} +{"tweet": "@timmac15 text me when you're home and I'll leave"} +{"tweet": "Today was just one of those days where I wanted to hit a lit of people over the head with a metal baseball bat."} +{"tweet": "I don't really like texting, so I'm thankful @sierrashiree got SnapChat so we keep in contact way more. Enjoy that face"} +{"tweet": "I miss @daleohara427 and Tom im way to bored with my life."} +{"tweet": "@h_hinesss I just wanted a B in that class. It was such an easy class. I'm disappointed in myself. Haha"} +{"tweet": "sorry I have zero respect for girls who post pictures of their asses on Instagram \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "How nice would a grand slam be right now!!!"} +{"tweet": "It's gonna be such a long day \\ud83d\\ude30"} +{"tweet": "Too lazy to get dressed after taking a shower #NakedStatus"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I forget to remember."} +{"tweet": "I knew you that way"} +{"tweet": "I hate homework kill me right now"} +{"tweet": "Cashiers that smash your fingers with groceries \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude24 @murphy_haley"} +{"tweet": "I had a great weekend in Knoxville but I'm soooo glad to be home!"} +{"tweet": "@G_blackburnnn you're too pretty to be upset \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Peace shoobies"} +{"tweet": "Shout out to @thejettsmith44 for sticking me in the face while I was going for the game winner"} +{"tweet": "@keith_uhrig didn't shock this guy"} +{"tweet": "Idek why I'm just sitting in the jeep."} +{"tweet": "@libbyandrus I just had Skyline for the first time ever the other day."} +{"tweet": "Someone come chill tonight"} +{"tweet": "You don't need to have the label to just be together"} +{"tweet": "@TheChinaDoll_96 @eHicky miss you both!"} +{"tweet": "I'm so tired"} +{"tweet": "@AgentTinsley Nice! But why are they reviewing it when they have @joystiq?"} +{"tweet": "I wonder how many ppl talk about me and are my \\friend\\\" hmmm\""} +{"tweet": "@CSimmer1297 @Monte_Graham11 jealous"} +{"tweet": "@LissieEichel just had a twerk alittle.. #SorryAboutIt"} +{"tweet": "Were the writers drunk when they wrote this episode or?"} +{"tweet": "@BizarkMizanIzex @TKdog14#weak"} +{"tweet": "You know what\\nFUCK YOU! \\n\\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "You make choices and you don't look back"} +{"tweet": "Today was definitely an eventful day at Jewel.."} +{"tweet": "it's always the little things you miss the most ."} +{"tweet": "@alunetta22 @PicCollage my reduction is coming in soon"} +{"tweet": "@k_sizemore7 I hope so too. & if she doesn't we all know she is the cutest baby ever :)"} +{"tweet": "Can someone in Spain please tell Se\\u00f1ora I said hi. I miss that lady."} +{"tweet": "#blessed @LILBTHEBASEDGOD"} +{"tweet": "I can't find your heads up app. There are a few copy cat one's, but that wont do!! Love ya!"} +{"tweet": "@sausetin ummmm austin pls explain"} +{"tweet": "@mtwildflower1 @kathy_mcgraw @bazhumphrey Could be! Cold feet. And I'm left at the Twitter Altar...:("} +{"tweet": "Cmon cats!!"} +{"tweet": "Hannah me and Dennis are the only cool ones here"} +{"tweet": "@Webslinger_25 who are talking about?"} +{"tweet": "Thank you!!"} +{"tweet": "@erinreid_ you defo laughed a wee bit there"} +{"tweet": "Havent wore my shells all year"} +{"tweet": "@Coach_Rizzo sounds good!!! And hopefully my bulldogs will be in it this year! You have to love march madness the regional games arethe best"} +{"tweet": "@BoosieFadeTydo of course"} +{"tweet": "Back to bed! I need all the sleep I can get! \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Ugh someone bring me lunch \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@NateDaGreat41 I would look at yours... But I risk scarring myself forever so I'll pass \\u270c\\ufe0f deuces to my haterz"} +{"tweet": "Why can't Rebel Wilson be my sister? \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Never give up on things that make you smile."} +{"tweet": "Every time Tolzien makes a play, I accidentally cheer \\Go Badgers!\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@tylerparsons3 I hope so! Thanks!"} +{"tweet": "Porcupines are invincible!"} +{"tweet": "@DBOD412 yes ma'am!"} +{"tweet": "@gpelton218 omg lol..."} +{"tweet": "I'm kind of enjoying sending out these Christmas cards."} +{"tweet": "They need to stop blaming my sister Tiffany \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "@JordanBrenner wonder what @GottliebShow thinks"} +{"tweet": "No regrets. Just lessons learned"} +{"tweet": "Who cares about the clouds as long as we're together"} +{"tweet": "@aleiarenee_ it's like my favorite picture of us \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "You are literally the most annoying person in this class #SHUTUP"} +{"tweet": "cant wait to wear my christmas vest friday \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Fuck the bastard that flattened my tires! #karmaisgonnabiteyouinthefuckingdickbitch"} +{"tweet": "Vines of babies and cats have to be the best combination \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I love the smell of fireworks"} +{"tweet": "Over this duck dynasty bullshit. Love is love \\u2764 regardless of gender preference"} +{"tweet": "I could watch #JohnCena all day everyday #lovehim"} +{"tweet": "@Vigalicious I have a new name! Haha"} +{"tweet": "I really wish my friends were awake so I had people to talk to! Oh wait. What are friends? Help!"} +{"tweet": "@RachelSechrist yep"} +{"tweet": "What @ashleyymariee73 just texted me>>>>>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "People who look cute everyday and think they don't."} +{"tweet": "I seriously cannot stop laughing watching this"} +{"tweet": "My dad has walked around the stupid track at dicks about 30 times and he still hasn't decided if he's getting the shoes...#comeon"} +{"tweet": "Every time I see a diesel I get depressed its not mine"} +{"tweet": "Hey guy on the motorcycle, I know it's raining, and I know your bike is \\really fast\\\" and \\\"super cool\\\" but red still means stop.\""} +{"tweet": "Frick today"} +{"tweet": "@NickPogue_ Straight Smokeshow"} +{"tweet": "@GremelKayla5 am I currently talking to a future directioner\\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "@AielloIsaac yes and miss me back :("} +{"tweet": "@The_JoeyJones not you silly \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "My cowboys play the Broncos today. Gonna b a good but tough ass game...we will get that W #CowboysNation \\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "@jasoncollins34 More respect for you than anyone"} +{"tweet": "I CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT JOINING THE NAVY AFTER THE RECRUITER PURPOSELY SABOTAGED MY CHANCE OF BEING A SEAL..."} +{"tweet": "Watching the lacrosse boys and holding a bucket of drool"} +{"tweet": "Attempting to catch up on all of my tv shows in one day. #thanksgiving"} +{"tweet": "Instagram does video now and @mattmangrease is adamant about using Vine. Maybe it's time to install Instagram"} +{"tweet": "When picking your kid's name type it into a word document if the red squiggly line shows up under the name pick another one"} +{"tweet": "Nap"} +{"tweet": "@kaygaylord haha fuck you."} +{"tweet": "Wonder who that subtweet was about\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Getting ready for my first day I'd senior year tomorrow! #SundayFunday #gettingexcited"} +{"tweet": "@Alauna_18 so Tuesdays the only day we work together!! I'm off Thursday & Sunday D:"} +{"tweet": "For some reason, broken glass appears in my shoe once about every two weeks..."} +{"tweet": "Well I locked my keys in the car thank god for AAA"} +{"tweet": "What is wrong with me\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "It's Friday. Just a few hours to get through and then freedom!! Can't wait to see my favorite ladies #reunited #homesweethome"} +{"tweet": "@Sommers623 @ChelsSwann32 I'm serious."} +{"tweet": "@PatKessler Maybe they should explain them to the refs. Don't seem to know what offensive holding is."} +{"tweet": "At the Fargo Force game! I just watched two guys beat the shit out of each other!"} +{"tweet": "Interview at Arby's at 4! #wishmeluck"} +{"tweet": "@cdharrison or run the world....one 5k at a time"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to come off as being annoying to you."} +{"tweet": "@mad_LIBBs half sleeve"} +{"tweet": "My biggest fear is becoming the thing I hate most in this world"} +{"tweet": "I literally just woke up in the worst pain ahhhhhhh!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Jk. Its to coldddd. #PrevTweet"} +{"tweet": "@_Jessica_Keller They can't stop our snapchat grind \\ud83d\\udc51\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udc83\\ud83d\\udc59"} +{"tweet": "@MooseIngerman probably February"} +{"tweet": "I like how Vic and I's convo just went from hate to love in 3 seconds."} +{"tweet": "Rose is out for the year."} +{"tweet": "WHY IS MY TWITTER IN A DIFFERENT FONT. I DO NOT LIKE THIS."} +{"tweet": "@Soft_nSweet paint balling is better!"} +{"tweet": "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. #Aristotle #quotes"} +{"tweet": "@fiestadepizza okay be there soon"} +{"tweet": "ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\\nCurrent Temperature 62.6 F,\\nHumidity 34% ,\\nWind 4.5 MPH\\nDirection 247\\n#weather"} +{"tweet": "Watching Skins makes me want to live in the UK."} +{"tweet": "If your up text me"} +{"tweet": "@valeriekay_5 yes lol"} +{"tweet": "Chipotle and the couch"} +{"tweet": "Hanging out with my sisters tonight, yeeyee @xprincesspaige @Bmw72397"} +{"tweet": "I'm jealous and envy my friends with big families&they are all together now hanging out& loving life..\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude12. This is why I cherish friends."} +{"tweet": "School tomorrow? Not goin. Teachers?Don't like em. Students? Can't stand em. How I feel about my school. @TasiaAlexisss"} +{"tweet": "Y'all can get off that nigga though"} +{"tweet": "Red NyQuil <"} +{"tweet": "ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\\nCurrent Temperature 16.5 F,\\nHumidity 63% ,\\nWind 3.1 MPH\\nDirection 0\\n#weather"} +{"tweet": "@glitterrr_13 I was too! I was drunk by 7 lol"} +{"tweet": "@etiacpotts_ There's this one song it's called see you tonight, it's by some guy named @ScottyMcCreery it's pretty good. \\ud83d\\ude0d #mccreerian"} +{"tweet": "@jason_ackerman pumped for tonight lets do this thing #churchlife"} +{"tweet": "@jessicaaaroth hahaha \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@cholmberg95 what are you doing this weekend"} +{"tweet": "Bill mother f'in Clinton! Standing ovation of course \\ud83c\\uddfa\\ud83c\\uddf8\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "sweet love will never get old."} +{"tweet": "@wwsorrells welcome to the twitterverse!"} +{"tweet": "I'm contemplating deleting my snap chat.. I don't give a fuck what you're doing every 5 minutes"} +{"tweet": "@ClaireRohr Lincoln had to tell me"} +{"tweet": "@stuwhitney good one stu. Do you even know what catfish is?"} +{"tweet": "@marycollins7793 thanks!"} +{"tweet": "Football"} +{"tweet": "it feels weird at school. cause of all the rules."} +{"tweet": "Great penalty kill Yotes"} +{"tweet": "@destinypeeples Sometimes I think we're soul sisters."} +{"tweet": "@lleexxxxx where? Mass?"} +{"tweet": "Anyone know of places hiring in the Brooklyn/Jackson area?"} +{"tweet": "You know it's hot when you hear that loud buzzing shit"} +{"tweet": "the fact that i don't have my license yet makes me really sad"} +{"tweet": "I'll never go to PCB.. after all the stories/pictures, you know those hotels&shit have to be ratchet af! Idc if they've been cleaned or not"} +{"tweet": "This conversation is killing me."} +{"tweet": "@Megan12_Clowser WOW"} +{"tweet": "I love the way you kiss me."} +{"tweet": "oh wait people on go to hook up with people. is nvm."} +{"tweet": "The biggest problem I have at night it figuring out what I'm gonna wear for school the next day. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@TheEllenShow how do I get to go with you to Austria."} +{"tweet": "@tPATTTTTTTTTTTT soooo rude."} +{"tweet": "I hate when people spell my name wrong \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Nothing i do is appreciated haha its cool"} +{"tweet": "@kenn_parks I had my dvr set to record it but I'm already up so I'll watch & record too!"} +{"tweet": "I hate waiting on tables because most of the people you wait on are pure assholes."} +{"tweet": "shark week over never say never.. no contest #SorryNotSorry"} +{"tweet": "I'm so in love with Duck Dynasty."} +{"tweet": "You're psycho \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Lmfao my mom just called 911 on accident dumbass."} +{"tweet": "\\After the all star break\\\" #thereturn @drose\""} +{"tweet": "Yeah Im Petty.. I just like one upping mofo's, getting even, and having the last word.. #SueMe"} +{"tweet": "3 days & still going strong! :)"} +{"tweet": "@jayyymay32 serves me right ig"} +{"tweet": "Today is sucking. !"} +{"tweet": "Tim McGraw is so sexy"} +{"tweet": "You know we have no lives when we just stare at this stinkbug and analyze its every move at lunch @thryckowian #twitterlessParker"} +{"tweet": "Oh you know, jamming out to Alvin & The Chipmunks Christmas songs at work."} +{"tweet": "#Turnt"} +{"tweet": "who cares if I use my ugg freshener as perfume fuq w me"} +{"tweet": "One day I'll find a girl to lay and watch criminal minds with me"} +{"tweet": "@Ms_Scottie LMAO!!! I forgot about those frauds...I don't blame u"} +{"tweet": "2 is the new 3 for Carley"} +{"tweet": "@BrittanyLytton7 shut up"} +{"tweet": "I woke up so early this morning \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "I love bunch a crunch ."} +{"tweet": "Talk about a lucky break and bounce for the Packers."} +{"tweet": "Fact everyone is tweeting about being hungover and how much it sucks but we all know your all about to do it all over again tonight #UNH"} +{"tweet": "@eavesdropann Keeping my fingers crossed -- I hate that guy :-("} +{"tweet": "@ch4ndy_ xoxoxoxo"} +{"tweet": "You already went to Cooperstown like 4 times. We only went to Disney once."} +{"tweet": "Sleeping that extra 20minutes actually did so much"} +{"tweet": "I just tweeted to myself?"} +{"tweet": "@Saedamatic @mckennaa013 please.... Your making me hungry guys"} +{"tweet": "True friends don\\u2019t judge each other. They judge other people.. together. -- Fat Amy (@FatAmyPosts) @LabenW65"} +{"tweet": "@PeytonSharpe I just really enjoyed the movie I don't know why you have a problem with that?"} +{"tweet": "Remember when the Disney Channel actually taught us valuable life lessons...?"} +{"tweet": "Dorms are fire HELPPPPPPP"} +{"tweet": "@libbymorgannn lol you caught me at the right spot!"} +{"tweet": "UNBELIEVABLE"} +{"tweet": "I don't know why I even bother getting my hopes up."} +{"tweet": "Game day!!! Go colonels!!! @hunter_haislip"} +{"tweet": "OH MY GOD LETS GO!"} +{"tweet": "@jakemillermusic I love you"} +{"tweet": "hoy tengo ganas de salir avisitar a algin quien quiere q lo valla avisitar"} +{"tweet": "Work out soon"} +{"tweet": "@brittanylmonroe @bigganggg I love the book of Proverbs"} +{"tweet": "An other day an other dollar"} +{"tweet": "if the purge was real I would kill mrs weathers first"} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna hang out tonight?? If yes text me!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Trippy by Lil Wayne will forever be my song. \\ud83d\\udc7d"} +{"tweet": "This is not happening LOL"} +{"tweet": "Is homework during break really necessary!? No. It's not."} +{"tweet": "My wife will drive a Tahoe."} +{"tweet": "@Dribbink be there soon"} +{"tweet": "Rest in peace @RealPaulWalker I can't believe it."} +{"tweet": "When I meet @WakaFlockaBSM that'll be the day. I will take a picture in my boxers with him \\ue412\\ue412\\ue106"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could skip school tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "@KleinKimball yes u did"} +{"tweet": "Who needs school."} +{"tweet": "You've never felt pain if you haven't forced yourself to put a fresh floor burn under hot water in the shower. #owwwww"} +{"tweet": "I miss @brantrose08 \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Does anybody want to come swimm ?!"} +{"tweet": "@RSaNT13 zombies?"} +{"tweet": "@YaFavHomeboy_ lmao top flight"} +{"tweet": "@ebeck406 weird! I'm in your bed! In west unity"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for moe's later \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Being Snowed In Sucks...Heavy!!!"} +{"tweet": "Stanford needs a stop. PLEASE. We'll\\nNever hear end of this if Oregon wins"} +{"tweet": "I'd like to thank god for all the hot guys in the world with nice arms"} +{"tweet": "You don't have to keep me Fallin like this, but it sure would be cool if you did \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83d\\udc9a #bs"} +{"tweet": "@Iqrax1105x nope, its also an incomplete sentence seeing as it does not make any sense when read aloud."} +{"tweet": "Maybe"} +{"tweet": "Happy!"} +{"tweet": "@angelaaamathers it's cool"} +{"tweet": "Nothing beats the feeling of new contacts. \\ud83d\\udc4c #realtalk"} +{"tweet": "@Keffer23 @im_victorious23 the plot twist was actually that Keff won."} +{"tweet": "anyone ever see that Beavis and Butthead where they made fun of True Life I'm addicted to porn? because it was funny."} +{"tweet": "@Jedaphile @PianosandSpoons no jed I think you're just high on LSD again.."} +{"tweet": "I literally love Morgan Deavers so much he came through Taco Bell and told me all about his win tn and he was so happy. He's the best \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "These smapchats>>>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "So does anyone know why an ambulance was at the school earlier?"} +{"tweet": "@HaleyKnowlton shit,I didn't mean to tweet that. He's a fucking loser"} +{"tweet": "I miss being able to talk to you whenever I needed to ..."} +{"tweet": "#proudtobeafanof @JimmieJohnson :)"} +{"tweet": "My phone is so slow\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Playing some COD for the first time in a few months.. #BlackOps2 #Xbox"} +{"tweet": "I need a cuddle buddy . I hate being at the house alone every damn night"} +{"tweet": "successfully stuck to my diet and worked out today.. this is new"} +{"tweet": "Why cant the cops just mind their own business?\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@andrea_dressler \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "And I am feeling so small, it was over my head, I know nothing at all"} +{"tweet": "@NotoriousWojo that explains the lineup. Landon has been in a qualifier the whole time. Hope he makes it back tho."} +{"tweet": "I really really wish Brooke would work out with me during weekend mornings but she hates me so"} +{"tweet": "Movies with these 2 @dkaise4 @brockhonn"} +{"tweet": "Boston Strong... Gives me chills"} +{"tweet": "@12stubbs I love sleeping on the floor so that's perfect. I'll plan my flight now."} +{"tweet": "I'm such am uninteresting person"} +{"tweet": "It felt bomb Today"} +{"tweet": "@justinbriley_ to"} +{"tweet": "You could be the best of me when I'm the worst for you."} +{"tweet": "@samanthatwa ?"} +{"tweet": "@_A88Y_ I know... My life"} +{"tweet": "Omg googoodolls if you aren't here than you're square"} +{"tweet": "Papers falling off your desk in the middle of the night while you're trying because of your ceiling fan #scariestmomentever"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone want to FaceTime?"} +{"tweet": "im so happy in less then 6 years get to live in our house so close to burns church luv that place couldnt b happier :)"} +{"tweet": "@Yeezuhs okay! We driving that way tomorrow and I just hope it's clear"} +{"tweet": "That could possible be the best news I have received all day"} +{"tweet": "@Brookiee_G Luke is such a good brother hahaha \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Boreddddd out of my mind"} +{"tweet": "@hannahdalton48 haha thank you \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I don't know why seeing that just made me so upset \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "And you let her go..."} +{"tweet": "@Chelsey_Manly I'm not putting up with her talk anymore."} +{"tweet": "| I wish things could be different, I'm suffering & you act like everything is okay. It kills me."} +{"tweet": "@StrikeoutKonnor I'm aware of this fact. Anything by them is amazinf"} +{"tweet": "Current Congress should issue a global apology, right after resigning. If we have to come get you, it's gonna be ugly."} +{"tweet": "Snapchat me. josephhaasch"} +{"tweet": "The sun is on my side and take me for a ride"} +{"tweet": "radical dude."} +{"tweet": "I got two letters for youuu, one of thems F and the other ones U #onlytwo"} +{"tweet": "Contacts are glued to my eyes"} +{"tweet": "@jennafahr you shouldn't have told me you loved me? :("} +{"tweet": "@cakedjake it's really great stuff."} +{"tweet": "I don't think anyone else is as excited as me for this Saturday!!!! \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "watching some movie about a Mormon bitch who thinks she got pregnant from music. it's almost as funny as the bible."} +{"tweet": "I wish I had bigger boobs. I only wear 54 FFF #tweetliketheoppositegender"} +{"tweet": "I do not want to work till 4. I used to just work till 12 when I went in at 7 but no, now I get scheduled till 4."} +{"tweet": "And the branches swaying over it are an added bonus!"} +{"tweet": "Friends never gets old \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Gotttta stay positive"} +{"tweet": "Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal"} +{"tweet": "Your pink velour jumpsuit with your midriff hanging out was cute in 1998 girlfriend.... #fashionpolice"} +{"tweet": "@BlvckMoses being"} +{"tweet": "Off Ebay. On Twitter."} +{"tweet": "@cassyleann what are you working on anyway?"} +{"tweet": "@taylor_laynee she does. Don't worry wrangler torments her for you"} +{"tweet": "My math teacher is so bad he's close to mrs cage level"} +{"tweet": "I haven't been to the rally yet, and I'm 100% fine with it."} +{"tweet": "@Terri_adtr_ I would give you everything in the world an more if you wanted it you are absolutely beautiful"} +{"tweet": "@mikaylajayne32 yes can't wait! We're finally moving up on the totem pole \\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83c\\udfc0 you didn't Awnser my text or calls today!"} +{"tweet": "Wow I love my friends. \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@broseland5 awh thanks babes. you always say exactly the right things. oh and he still hasn't texted. me."} +{"tweet": "@LaurenLarn it's 4am Lauren why are you awake"} +{"tweet": "Having nothing to do tomorrow? Go to the Powder Puff game at 6 PM at Mazama! It'll be a good game! \\n#bethereorbesquare"} +{"tweet": "Yes, it is possible to survive without McDonalds"} +{"tweet": "Sweat Pants Day."} +{"tweet": "Skipping my class to go to Hickory Park with @semendemon10 #priorities"} +{"tweet": "Syd gets in my car with two fish, Little Dicky and Sucker. \\ud83d\\udc20\\ud83d\\udc1f #Lord"} +{"tweet": "But yeah I'm going to lay on the beach for a couple more days."} +{"tweet": "@S_grastY can someone give me a rebel hell yeah?!?!"} +{"tweet": "@wellmadechelsea You know"} +{"tweet": "Wow.."} +{"tweet": "I need a sleeping buddy"} +{"tweet": "Going golfing without @AllaboutheU #ditcher"} +{"tweet": "@jamie_devereaux oh god what'd he say"} +{"tweet": "@fxckwhatyousay_ yaaaay(:"} +{"tweet": "It's a different story when the shoe on the other foot ...... RIGHT!"} +{"tweet": "@TheBaws365 how's my hair?"} +{"tweet": "I'm a pirate..."} +{"tweet": "What @Hannah_Mack2016 told me at lunch today! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "By far the worst dream ever"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could find a girl with a good personality"} +{"tweet": "i want a warm scone. or 5."} +{"tweet": "@NicNacSays I had to work when they were at the borgata \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@Bc_Ruckle kids sketching through the old photos"} +{"tweet": "I feel like a proud mom. \\ud83d\\udc36"} +{"tweet": "@iamTM_11 I will always believe in you and our Skyhawks!\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc4d\\u270c\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "If one more person says \\You're not pregnant are you?\\\" \\ud83d\\ude12 No. I just don't feel good!\""} +{"tweet": "@Alex_tisdelle again, it's fucking ridiculous how much of a tool you are."} +{"tweet": "Just chugged two beers, like a pro"} +{"tweet": "Sick of the \\taking over\\\" mentality by people at my job. You can't do what I do but if you think you can have the fuck at it.\""} +{"tweet": "Sorry dinner isn't ready when you come down the ONE time tonight don't make my sister feel bad because of it"} +{"tweet": "I'll be waiting"} +{"tweet": "Some people are just assholes ."} +{"tweet": "All that I'm after is a life full I laughter"} +{"tweet": "I love feeling accomplished after a hard long run"} +{"tweet": "I want mcdonalds soooo bad right now."} +{"tweet": "Jenna turned into a little stoner sloot. Who woulda thought"} +{"tweet": "@SmashMyBooty can you fuck to day"} +{"tweet": "Tonight"} +{"tweet": "@PBGARR hate em. Don't know what it is."} +{"tweet": "Those \\I love you more\\\" fights. >>> \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2764\""} +{"tweet": "Let's be alone together"} +{"tweet": "4 am Sheetz run hollllla"} +{"tweet": "@TILL3Y_TIM3 I can't help it:(!! I have the worst luck!"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna regret staying up this late"} +{"tweet": "@tylerembke you must be eating organic again!... That stuff will kill yah lol"} +{"tweet": "@clswcat25 @joeymcintyre so awful. Trying hard to look at the heros. Running towards the gates to help :("} +{"tweet": "I wanna go to the well so bad"} +{"tweet": "@dylanjwar that's gay haha"} +{"tweet": "Seriously cough up about 5 lungs lastnight."} +{"tweet": "@Katcalabro the chiefs and patriots uniforms look crazy too!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc4d\\u2764\\ud83d\\udc8b @CremeDeLaCrum: \\So, I am quitting cigarettes because I promised my bff I would. If you know me, you know I don't break promises. :)\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I'm really not tooooo into rap music anymore, but the new remix to Bugatti is pretty kickass."} +{"tweet": "Black moon white again"} +{"tweet": "people just continue to disappoint me"} +{"tweet": "@queso_master you did not go there alone"} +{"tweet": "Zak*"} +{"tweet": "@Santa_Claudds #leggo"} +{"tweet": "@kierstjo omg I know.. this is seriously the first day I havent seen you in a week"} +{"tweet": "I wish there was a delay today."} +{"tweet": "I've never felt so sick from the sun \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Late night trips to wawa for coffee = \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "\\Come swinging like the fucking count is 0-2.\\\" #Sirens @SkizzyMars\""} +{"tweet": "@samamiico \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "So Nauseated \\ud83d\\udc4e\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "someone hangout w' me ... please"} +{"tweet": "Rollin down to Rochester w/ @shawnischiesser for a gsm for @taytayhurley13 huge push before #Breakthrough2013! Play till the final whistle."} +{"tweet": "But im gonna be on vacation on the first week I'm susposse to work >>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "We love all of you!!"} +{"tweet": "@lizz_gallagher I prefer the term \\white trash\\\" thanks.\""} +{"tweet": "@KelseyNicole57 looks like I'm failing lol"} +{"tweet": "Well fml my phone is at 30% i wish my phone battery didnt have such an impact on my mood"} +{"tweet": "Gosh @BradPaisley is a big box of sexy gorgeousness. His hat is just a super handsome bonus. #lovehim #CMAs"} +{"tweet": "@Harry_Styles why must you wear black leggings all the time."} +{"tweet": "Who wants to hangout today? I have no life."} +{"tweet": "@brausch1991 I don't even know what to say to this!!"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe @OliviaPrusaczyk actually brought me back sand from Mexico\\ud83c\\uddee\\ud83c\\uddf9\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Visited Shane at the gym and some random guy said I was a distraction to him since I'm so beautiful.. Compliment or creepy?"} +{"tweet": "getting judged so hard on my movie collection right now and especially for owning and loving Drumline.... \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@spangborn HAHA are you getting old and cranky? :) #getoffmylawn."} +{"tweet": "@DOMtheB0MB's laugh is perfect...."} +{"tweet": "@RedScareBot first it's Easter eggs then it escalates into Mao's plan #pinko"} +{"tweet": "Hawks deserve to win this now."} +{"tweet": "I hate getting my schedule even more so when I have gym 1st period\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to bring me some orange chocolate"} +{"tweet": "Idk what bill is gonna do with out me for 5 days.."} +{"tweet": "Just ate a CHRONIC salad \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I want to punch this stupid bitch in the face! #SteveWilkos"} +{"tweet": "@dcali_1 no Neff he's mine."} +{"tweet": "@G25Derek why don't you go play guitar hero or something you wizard"} +{"tweet": "I'm confused, idek"} +{"tweet": "7am MRI tomorrow morning \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "The feeling of not wiping good enough<<<\\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Let's get one thing straight. NEVER WOULD I EVER FUCK WITH ANY BLACK GUYS. I'll be your best friend till the end but nothing more."} +{"tweet": "I hope @xoBeca packed her footie pajamas to bring to Boston.. your feet will thank you once you're here #tadchilly #eastcoast"} +{"tweet": "Awesome game of hide and seek with @morganstaples1 @End0FLin3"} +{"tweet": "I just needed to let all that out"} +{"tweet": "I have a deep life long obsession with Taking Back Sunday."} +{"tweet": "@timmysash I'm watching my TL, If you do not want me to see DON'T TWEET IT."} +{"tweet": "I stay up way later than you!"} +{"tweet": "@Kaylee_Nicole01 seems like it! Mines like freaking 90 degrees"} +{"tweet": "I HAVE PANTS ON"} +{"tweet": "@roxigrrl13 I is special boss lady"} +{"tweet": "@12mai31 \\u305d\\u3046\\u304b\\u98a8\\u5442\\u306a\\u3046\\u304b\\u2026\\u306f\\u3059\\u306f\\u3063\\u3055\\u3045\\u3042\\u3042\\u3042\\u3042\\u3042\\u3042\\u3042\\u3042\\u3042\\u3042\\u3042\\u3042\\u3042\\u3042\\u3042\\u3042\\u3042\\u3042"} +{"tweet": "Well I'm super tired so #Goodnight everyone"} +{"tweet": "Flipping you're quad on black top<<<<"} +{"tweet": "The usual"} +{"tweet": "And when the daylight comes I'll have to go, but tonight I'm gonna hold you so close"} +{"tweet": "Why's josh gotta be a meanie pants? \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "I'm never getting a hair cut again. Every one tells me I look like I'm 8.."} +{"tweet": "Coffee & cigarettes"} +{"tweet": "I mean no big deal me and @thestolen are kind of best friends."} +{"tweet": "I'm feeling like crap but it's awesome when I play pandora and timber is blasting! They just know I'm addicted to this song! #itsgoindown"} +{"tweet": "Like half of my dreams are about cinnamon toast crunch"} +{"tweet": "@xojennnnaxo it's a good one"} +{"tweet": "@SarahCa66331348 you're welcome hun! \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "CHEW WITH YOUR DAMN MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH FUCKING CLOOOSSED. DAMMIT."} +{"tweet": "I wanna go watch The Great Gatsby tonight! someone come with me \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Time to work Black Friday."} +{"tweet": "I have never had to pee this badly in my life!"} +{"tweet": "Applebee's date with my Yoders \\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Pissed that we lost. Pissed that I'm missing the bruins game. Pissed."} +{"tweet": "Beyond pissed off"} +{"tweet": "@Chunt2526 I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you. \\ud83d\\ude21 #Jerk #ItsPaybackTime"} +{"tweet": "S/O to @TSwag33 my other best dewd who is super good at soccer and he likes girls and he's got a Pool Table if ya know what I mean\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Really, really? \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "@ausi_2012 Thank you Austin!"} +{"tweet": "MTV if you cut away from JT one more time to show Talyor Swift I'm going to scream."} +{"tweet": "Why does everyone like blondes \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@aspion12 it doesn't bug me, just her. She's annoying and she's probably climaxing right now"} +{"tweet": "Unreal"} +{"tweet": "Just hit a bucket of balls at the range. It's freezing and windy but the golf course will always be my happy escape from reality."} +{"tweet": "I'm considering saying fuck AC for New Years and killing myself on Thursday. #byepeople"} +{"tweet": "Greatness is at my grasp #legendary"} +{"tweet": "I want him so much."} +{"tweet": "I just want cuddle up and go to sleep."} +{"tweet": "@christain__15 you floored it. I'm still here.. Just me & Maggard... #awkward \\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "TRAYCE CAN U NOT"} +{"tweet": "Ohio\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I predict 46 goals this game. Given the goalies and all the players on both teams that's not completely impossible."} +{"tweet": "@bromley_5 tonight was great"} +{"tweet": "Way too lazy to get dressed and go out tonight..."} +{"tweet": "Honestly I'm not that cold"} +{"tweet": "Yay drill weekend. #SaidNoOneEver"} +{"tweet": "This cat costume was too easy to get together #idontevencare"} +{"tweet": "@kaleybuchman16 @TheWorldStories @brookeelaine01 \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "My 6-2 shift is lovely.. I go home right after lunchbreak"} +{"tweet": "I had a dream that I made soooooo much money today"} +{"tweet": "cops look like even bigger assholes when theyre chewing gum for some reason."} +{"tweet": "The giants really have played some shitty football though #turnovers"} +{"tweet": "Why does my wifi hate me"} +{"tweet": "You piss me off faster than anyone else I know... Congrats.\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Yeah you can go smoke on that bammer over there with Craig and them. I be smoking that good weed motha fucka"} +{"tweet": "@SweetTears2013 I'd \\ud83d\\udd2b you"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@emilyd2593 @Mekalaaaa cannot wait!!!"} +{"tweet": "I really hope my bio class is cancelled today"} +{"tweet": "@triberocks just got all these tweets at one time only 10 hours later haha but yes a great day with the Browns and Indians winning!"} +{"tweet": "The weirdest people snapchat me"} +{"tweet": "Seriously National Lampoons Christmas Vacation has to be the best Christmas movie of all time\\ud83c\\udf85"} +{"tweet": "I don't even get any service in here. \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "@aubrii_thompson \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "@jessquiz #baddriver"} +{"tweet": "This senior camp out better be a good one! #excited #senioritis"} +{"tweet": "@Reaghan_Sierra miss you \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "I miss you so much."} +{"tweet": "@gwaaaace oh my god youre lucky. I would be over but not gunna lie, I'm a little scared to step outside my house lol"} +{"tweet": "The Little Mermaid is on!\\u263a\\ud83c\\udf38\\ud83d\\udc20"} +{"tweet": "Not a moment when I'm not visualizing my future. I understand most dont believe me. But most won't be there to celebrate either."} +{"tweet": "@Lizzafur shut up"} +{"tweet": "@jessicashockle1 Good thing"} +{"tweet": "@carlyjanevv thanks Carl!"} +{"tweet": "@flyin_crane42 I've tastes apple butter before. But not at the festival. Ha!"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@masonwright6: I have 2 weeks off of school \\ud83d\\ude00\\ud83d\\ude03\\u201d I have 1 \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Man god sure blessed me with the most amazing women to ever come into my life! So happy with her @T_Hansel_Gretel"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you, candy crush. Fuck you."} +{"tweet": "@jennamazzetti \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Or take me to get my nails done"} +{"tweet": "Licensed :)"} +{"tweet": "Idkkkk how much longer I'm gonna make it. #HUNGRY"} +{"tweet": "Still trying to get use to it"} +{"tweet": "Doesn't anyone play xbox anymore??"} +{"tweet": "Fair\\ud83c\\udfa1\\ud83d\\ude1c\\ud83d\\udc4d\\u2728"} +{"tweet": "Pulling an all-nighter with @OhOhOhOReillyy #studysesh"} +{"tweet": "Missing someone and not being able to do shit about it is THE worst feeling ever."} +{"tweet": "@b_armstrong23 because I miss you \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@DraftKlassen he was good last year. Really good"} +{"tweet": "Back is killing me.... I just wanna cry :("} +{"tweet": "@hunnter__ omg will ummm k be there?"} +{"tweet": "That moment you reunite with old friends because they pass you in their military convoy on the turnpike"} +{"tweet": "Woman called asking if we found her credit card 5 days ago... Really? Why haven't you called the bank and cancelled it yet?!? #dumbpeople"} +{"tweet": "696969- lol, I love you! You're my bestfriend & we've had some crazy times :) I missss you, come seee me!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@WhitneyGall dude I miss you too, we will have a serious cuddle sesh soon :)"} +{"tweet": "My flight would have been better if I was sitting in grill class"} +{"tweet": "@miamurphy197 for fun?!"} +{"tweet": "@KatsWhatsUp \\ud83d\\udcaa\\ud83c\\udfc3"} +{"tweet": "So sick of being sick."} +{"tweet": "I honestly had no clue what day of the week it is because sleeping yesterday really threw me off."} +{"tweet": "Running some errands & helping my gram on this lovely Monday."} +{"tweet": "I need it to be next Friday. My life could end up being so much better if this works out."} +{"tweet": "@Chelcie_bullock ew what why are you excited"} +{"tweet": "Watkins meet today good luck everyone ! :) #wrestling"} +{"tweet": "having @FREDOSANTANA300 as every background I possibly can >> \\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@GunterSydney hope you have a great night at work \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "There is a difference between playing and dedication."} +{"tweet": "Yeah that ones kind of crazy, but that one is my baby<3"} +{"tweet": "Damn pretty close almost had us#pssh"} +{"tweet": "I'll cry if I have the stomach bug"} +{"tweet": "The Conjuring is a must see if you want to sleep with your lights on & be paranoid every night! \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@mck_e_true Congrats on the win! I knew you could do! good luck in the future!"} +{"tweet": "it's so hot in here"} +{"tweet": "Chem labs ruin my day"} +{"tweet": "@atomikaric Kickapoo"} +{"tweet": "@AutumnScriver ight! I'll let you know if I'm allowed to go or not."} +{"tweet": "My snap chats are real cuuuute this mornin.... \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "I've been at the pool for twenty minutes and already have been yelled at for the closed hallway #notmyfault"} +{"tweet": "\\u0399\\u03c4 was manageable @abuyaya: \\u201c@Elsie_Bacardi: Awake\\u201dwhich of the versions,ope your sleep was good\\\"\t0.0\t0.0\t0.0\t1.0\n"} +{"tweet": "@giselessecret There's actually a pair of em! The gals named them Stanley and Lucy! They're pretty needy when it comes to food!!! Hahaha! \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "\\Masters of Design = WIX\\\" Eileen Mason on the tools that allow her to be a web designer in her own right.\""} +{"tweet": "he's the tree... He's just here"} +{"tweet": "I'm thankful for my bed."} +{"tweet": "Working hard \\ud83d\\udcaa"} +{"tweet": "This house is not a home"} +{"tweet": "@Antlauer94 can i go"} +{"tweet": "I seriously think Drivers Ed instructors are sent from above. Good luck Don! #driveontherightside"} +{"tweet": "@ewyszcz I'm so mad at myself. I don't think you understand."} +{"tweet": "@Steverullo @TravisCCarroll dude I think Travis will fuck your dog up"} +{"tweet": "I'm hungry about to cook a full meal"} +{"tweet": "I knew you were trouble when I walked in"} +{"tweet": "And words can't describe how excited I am"} +{"tweet": "Whaaaatever"} +{"tweet": "@kyfan1967... Yes, I can't stop thinking about you\\\"\t0.014\t0.0\t0.0\t0.986\n"} +{"tweet": "All I do is eat, sleep, and watch anime with Seth."} +{"tweet": "I look so out of place in the XC team picture #swag"} +{"tweet": "@kjmoore97 at this point in my life that's the only way to end anything... Or with a hair flip either one I guess"} +{"tweet": "@TheTorch20 makes sense"} +{"tweet": "@SonsofAnarchy Quit saying \\I don't want the fans to hate me\\\". #meanbitchsyndrome #donewiththisshow\""} +{"tweet": "@maggie_lorenz good game #iloveya"} +{"tweet": "@ENews I'm wondering where I might see the announcement of @ChristianKane01 as #HottieOfTheWeek ?"} +{"tweet": "@lilgabe2st we had our mics on and it's better then the mics anyway"} +{"tweet": "@saraisbrilliant don't try to be my friend we are done good bye"} +{"tweet": "I wanna kiss those sexy lips \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "It's time to grow up"} +{"tweet": "@devin_revels @damondavis3 just wait & see"} +{"tweet": "This week is going by so slow."} +{"tweet": "First time home in forever"} +{"tweet": "Alright bed time"} +{"tweet": "K now I'm really mad."} +{"tweet": "Snow! \\u2744\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "There's nothing to dooooo"} +{"tweet": "Wow can I bang YOU"} +{"tweet": "Good luck to the boys basketball game tonight in their first nic-10 conference game!"} +{"tweet": "I need to get my hair dyed and trimmed again"} +{"tweet": "@brycegreene13 better do some work tonight"} +{"tweet": "@EthanLBaker oh so now I'm an idiot.. Thank you. #butthead"} +{"tweet": "I have been in the worst mood all day, just ask @samkskeen & my momma. #BADday"} +{"tweet": "Come on do the locomotion with me."} +{"tweet": "It's my world you're just livin in it"} +{"tweet": "@NickKittles didn't even like vines until I saw your shit haha \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@shaerick35 @JCrossover it's the combo of Crawford and MN history."} +{"tweet": "I could sleep for a week."} +{"tweet": "@KatieSebas @DylanRatigan Yeah! Kale-hero smoothy. I drank one and once cleaned my room! #powerfulstuff"} +{"tweet": "@FEFD46 hell yes all alone here."} +{"tweet": "It's Game Day! Good luck Thunderhawks!"} +{"tweet": "You and only you \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@Shedmother such a great show, and gets better the deeper you get"} +{"tweet": "If I was a freshman I wouldn't date the middle schoolers I would just let them... You know... \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "So whos driving to kingdom?"} +{"tweet": "What is this movie with Miley Cyrus going undercover in a sorority? About to watch this"} +{"tweet": "Unplugging peoples Christmas lights it's the funniest thing ever"} +{"tweet": "People are completely done with school after today??\\ud83d\\ude33 My last regents is the 19th"} +{"tweet": "I'm cleaning out my cup holders just for @beck_riley"} +{"tweet": "Ok pandoras commercials are getting a little excessive"} +{"tweet": "it could be your chance to save me"} +{"tweet": "i hate when people say \\in a nutshell\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@MrDowdyJr I believe not just as a fan of state but football in general they could hang with any team in the country"} +{"tweet": "The only good thing about today will probably be the excessive times I listen to #BANGERZ and this dunkin iced coffee."} +{"tweet": "@Candace_marie17 yup! That would be me! :)"} +{"tweet": "#ImNiceUntil you're not nice to me."} +{"tweet": "@RyanSkomial @NICKSIENKOWSKI woooo! That's me \\u263a\\u2764\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@KristinaHoag \\nwhat?"} +{"tweet": "Pass me another bottle honey the j\\u00e4ger's so sweet, but if it keeps you around then I'm down."} +{"tweet": "The day I win more then 300$ on a slot machine will be the best"} +{"tweet": "@theresa10851539 Good morning Rose wakey wakey. Have a great Thanksgiving. I will talk 2 u in a couple days. Have family businesses by honey"} +{"tweet": "@cass_floww \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@oliviapaone_ I had a good time!"} +{"tweet": "A pirate flag and an island girl. \\u2693 #NoShoesNation #KennyChesney"} +{"tweet": "@DreamsATwrk i checked your vid out as well too , you got flow i can see that mane"} +{"tweet": "Cameron"} +{"tweet": "Honestly guys, if you want to understand females, just check out our Pinterest boards. #perfect #realtalk"} +{"tweet": "My time line blows right now."} +{"tweet": "@hansonhal16 we have been sitting like this for like 10 minutes. Oh."} +{"tweet": "@brenna_weir LMAO"} +{"tweet": "@ThatOneGoodVibe he's amazing"} +{"tweet": "ill just wait and see"} +{"tweet": "@JoeCasper10 @CalebGalligan TOMORROW. 1:30"} +{"tweet": "@Dbells @dana_tanamachi does amazing work!"} +{"tweet": "Wow just saw a truck upside-down and halfway up a tree on the I-77N here in NC. Really hope whoever was in there is alright \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@MalikAnderson7 aren't you cool"} +{"tweet": "Don't you even dare talk to my boy.."} +{"tweet": "@Chris_sorley44 but ya didn't and I was laying in bed and will be tomorrow and Friday"} +{"tweet": "a 19 year old domestic terrorist on the run. 19 years old.... let that sink in"} +{"tweet": "Milford mall"} +{"tweet": "I retweet things so that one person could get the hint."} +{"tweet": "I just wanna stay up all night #habbitsineedtokick"} +{"tweet": "Sureeee frankkkkkkyyyyy"} +{"tweet": "Nevermind! Who wants to hangout"} +{"tweet": "I just can't keep my eyes shut."} +{"tweet": "#IGotAThingFor big butts. On females. Unless she weighs over 150."} +{"tweet": "I just can't lay down and do my homework \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@AkiraGracee735 sleeeep ovaaa this weekend!!?"} +{"tweet": "Way to rip off Ohio State fuck the Heat"} +{"tweet": "@xo_baaay I wish you would have... What are you doing tomorrow night"} +{"tweet": "You. You got what I neeeeeeeeeeed"} +{"tweet": "I'm a firm believer that on less than one yard on any down I'm lining my QB under center and sneaking it...every time. #oldschool"} +{"tweet": "@aj_gary \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "OMG the homeless lady"} +{"tweet": "And we are awake........,"} +{"tweet": "There's always something going down in this nothing town #JasonAldean"} +{"tweet": "I woke up and it was still dark outside... I thought it was the middle of the night.. Nope, 7:00."} +{"tweet": "@AKA_Lurn no I don't understand what the deal is I haven't really tried to find out though.. Lawl"} +{"tweet": "Always wanted to see Rob Zombie live and of course he comes here with 15 other bands that I don't really care for... #whattodo"} +{"tweet": "where is the Dairy Queen in Cleveland?!?"} +{"tweet": "As much as I hate driving home through Virginia, the sunrise over the mountains is beautiful."} +{"tweet": "bdubs! @mS_morrill @Young_JBone"} +{"tweet": "School now work. Cool."} +{"tweet": "@cfrench1991 I should. Maybe I'll just be a prostitute at least I would know my own schedule"} +{"tweet": "If your happy then nothing else matters"} +{"tweet": "@TrentWhitesell you hit them up then ;)"} +{"tweet": "Drinking with jesus"} +{"tweet": "@Jerkoboni11 dawh you like it"} +{"tweet": "Real fuckin talk"} +{"tweet": "@1D_BUTTERSOCK text me"} +{"tweet": "@clay_brimm I bet you actually could with all your nerdy si-fi humbo-jumbo"} +{"tweet": "Everything's an illusion"} +{"tweet": "Crazy thing about it, I ain't into him at all. I just wanna see if you still care."} +{"tweet": "#Gameday"} +{"tweet": "Need something to do"} +{"tweet": "@allieladron you can't tell me what to do you're not the boss of me #imabigkid"} +{"tweet": "Blame it all on my roots."} +{"tweet": "it's 3 am everyone"} +{"tweet": "Why do children hate me?"} +{"tweet": "Wearing spandex to bed is the greatest thing eveeerrrrrr."} +{"tweet": "Monday....awesome"} +{"tweet": "his first award speech he's so cute"} +{"tweet": "Haha stfu you don't know what your talking about."} +{"tweet": "I'm MC Hammer fly #youcanttouch"} +{"tweet": "@jschnabel21 let's do it."} +{"tweet": "I might be getting rid of my twitter account I don't know yet@anniebosko"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna \\ud83d\\ude4f we get all our back owed $ cause this mama wants a vacation \\u2600\\ud83c\\udf0a\\ud83c\\udf1e\\ud83d\\udc2c\\ud83d\\udc33"} +{"tweet": "@nataliek__ if my brother stops I will, what do you want"} +{"tweet": "You take a breath right out of me\\nYou left a hole where my should be\\nYou gotta fight just to make it through\\nI will be the death of you"} +{"tweet": "New years is my fav cause you just get drunk and fuck"} +{"tweet": "@katielitten I hate you"} +{"tweet": "All aboard the struggle bus"} +{"tweet": "Of course not #annoying"} +{"tweet": "swear abby is gonna take me to get food."} +{"tweet": "Unemployed. Hoping I'm not retired. We will see? But job at 60 a challenge. Wish me luck."} +{"tweet": "@JKozic thanks babe, you're too kind!"} +{"tweet": "Hehe"} +{"tweet": "@sydneymanns i haven't talked to you in like 2 days...... \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand why people call fat, im not fat im big boned! #abunchofassholes #notmyfriends"} +{"tweet": "I really wish @SHouser16 was coming to IBC. I could see her everyday because I live two minutes away from there. #lifemade"} +{"tweet": "Cooking dinner, cleaning the house & then relaxing. Productive day :)"} +{"tweet": "S/O to @PrestonBeyers for an awesome race and placing 20th!! Ill get you next time! #XC"} +{"tweet": "@emily43bennett I have a feeling.. And I guess it doesn't matter you'll be getting them from the douchelords not me! #problemchild \\ud83d\\ude02\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "We all officially have Twitter now! #Miracle @KaylaBerry16 @KrisKenn3 @kjmcconvi @ecargyentruok @callmeKatnis"} +{"tweet": "I seriously love Cedar Rapids and IC"} +{"tweet": "Thunder just rattled the whole house bad!"} +{"tweet": "That sounds so good right now \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@meganguza @412jasmine @BreakingNewzman Haha. It's definitely an experience."} +{"tweet": "Heading to Lambeau Field for work today. Going to be a great time. Saving lives and #Packers What's not to love?"} +{"tweet": "can't wait to go home where I'm not being woken up every 5 minutes since 6am"} +{"tweet": "proud of my girl @kailandbullshit for getting accepted <3 love you"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to be in class today... Then again I never wanna he in class #thestruggle"} +{"tweet": "@DAVIDMDRAIMAN sorry 4 the language, it just angers me. They shouldn't be aloud 2 do it period or be able 2 buy up all the tickets 2 do so."} +{"tweet": "I have like 3 hours of sleep. I'm going back to bed\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@makalaedgar thanks:-)"} +{"tweet": "@BD_WONG hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "@BshanahanVFL \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Jack is going down so smooth #ImFucked"} +{"tweet": "@footlongfarmer I love when you serenade me to Chris young:) hahahahaha"} +{"tweet": "Yeah me and Cody don't need to go to mentoring today. It's fine"} +{"tweet": "2hr delay+getting out early=pointless day of school #daymade"} +{"tweet": "After today, I'm gonna have some wine. Yes."} +{"tweet": "@RoboTravis @clewis_3 one of the best nights!"} +{"tweet": "@kenziezwiefs @BeeMoneyyy I drive a.camry.. but hey. Its never broken down!"} +{"tweet": "@MrJDScott How about saying both of you look hot."} +{"tweet": "Ashiyan takes forever to text back. @ashiyanfrisby11"} +{"tweet": "@Jeterlover the mom like left at 17 then went back. Then she left got shunned and went back. Why? I told you they make less and less sense"} +{"tweet": "Hello half price apps at Applebee's \\ud83d\\udc4d @bgeesey"} +{"tweet": "#UMD, where your student id can also double as an ice scraper."} +{"tweet": "I need my lip pierced again!!"} +{"tweet": "It\\u2019s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it\\u2019s nothing and I can\\u2019t even afford a taco"} +{"tweet": "I know my God is still God, and you've got my back \\ud83d\\ude4f\\u261d\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "Don't fuck with Daryllllll."} +{"tweet": "How could you say that to me..."} +{"tweet": "@alexxdunn actually Sara's in prison lol nooooooo unless you're calling to tell me Dolly's dead you will wait 16mins"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure that the fights are my business. Not yours. #thirdwheel"} +{"tweet": "If you want to think that way, go right on ahead. Don't care in the least."} +{"tweet": "@GrooveGoddess You are a rare breed u make alot of woman happy.We look forward 2 see what Traci is going2do today u make people smile _/\\\\_"} +{"tweet": "Don't hate the player, hate the game."} +{"tweet": "@leaaaa826 I'm watching it :) I'm so excited"} +{"tweet": "You're in control of your own life. If you don't like something, fix it."} +{"tweet": "@AlexisPampena So I heard they are building a PINK store in downtown Pittsburgh in August?! WE ARE GOING TO THE GRAND OPENING."} +{"tweet": "@_kyliecollier an std."} +{"tweet": "It is literally gonna take us forever to get home today."} +{"tweet": "If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be...#Philosopher"} +{"tweet": "The incline has been conquered. Met some lovely Spanish lady along the way."} +{"tweet": "You looking for the goodies keep on lookin cause they stay in the jar"} +{"tweet": "I need a drink"} +{"tweet": "Tired and sick -_- glad I'm home now"} +{"tweet": "No I'm not crying I have allergies. Stop asking."} +{"tweet": "On the other hand I have a job for the next month, and they gave me a 20$ gift card, so swag"} +{"tweet": "I think the only person I want to see today is @JustinaSpurloc1 \\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "especially when you're ugly"} +{"tweet": "HOLY FUCKING SHIT NSYNC!!!!\\ud83c\\udf80#MTVVMA #bringingsexyback"} +{"tweet": "You're just a pussy ass coward"} +{"tweet": "@JenniferNettles Radio Release day for #ThatGirl!! I've been waiting for forever. I can only imagine how excited you are! Congratulations!"} +{"tweet": "American reunion is on prolly the funniest movie ever!!"} +{"tweet": "I wanna be in your arms rn....oh wait \\ud83d\\udc94\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna have fucking gray hair by next week."} +{"tweet": "Girl behind me in old navy: \\there's this one guy in talking to he's 40. and another one, I think he's 19. That's still legal. I'm only 26\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Test"} +{"tweet": "Still waiting for the first time I see someone answer their watch phone. It's going to be great."} +{"tweet": "I wish lil ceaser's would bring back the 12 slice square pizzaa it was the best"} +{"tweet": "Im dying right now because im so tired"} +{"tweet": "Okay this cough has got to go"} +{"tweet": "@Blanksntime In my book a dim star is better than an extra."} +{"tweet": "@erk1214 just keep changing majors every four years, kent state will become your own personal Neverland where you never have to grow up"} +{"tweet": "Think I just saw someone kidnap a dog"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I forget to eat"} +{"tweet": "Such a beautiful morning, happy Christmas Eve everyone!"} +{"tweet": "Just\\u2026 no.. xD"} +{"tweet": "I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get In a fight."} +{"tweet": "Need #FFA"} +{"tweet": "You can only blame the world for your troubles for so long."} +{"tweet": "i really hope im not making the wrong decision...."} +{"tweet": "Safe to say I don't even care, you're both pathetic"} +{"tweet": "@Justin_Time26 yep"} +{"tweet": "@KirbyTurbak no because I would treat it with love and feed it and give it a name."} +{"tweet": "@kaity_paige and do what? Lol"} +{"tweet": "People always leave"} +{"tweet": "@GameBoyd what size?"} +{"tweet": "The boy just told me I can't wear purple or pink ever again and he will like me again. Thank god!"} +{"tweet": "having divorced parents is the worst"} +{"tweet": "What the point in being called friends lol #Hmu"} +{"tweet": "And it's some hard times in the neighborhood, but why can't every day be just this good?"} +{"tweet": "@christinamarcy mine won't either :("} +{"tweet": "I'm so thankful for my boyfriend"} +{"tweet": "@JeremyPond we look like poop! AJ been off badly tonight"} +{"tweet": "@miss_ashweeee I just had the best idea! I can come visit you one day next week on my spring break!!"} +{"tweet": "I don't think many people realize how stoked the seniors are to be done with the bullshit and be away. We are ready to move on with life. #\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "And I walk..away.."} +{"tweet": "Hahahahaha this celebrity game is too funny"} +{"tweet": "You get upset because we aren't close, and act like its my fault. It's hard to love someone who couldn't even fake it to you for 16.5 years"} +{"tweet": "If I had $1 for every bobby pin I've lost, I'd be one rich mofo."} +{"tweet": "Hopefully my mom says \\awe jasmine you're already late, forget about school and we can go dress shopping early\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@C_Brizzzle let's kick it"} +{"tweet": "Can I just take a nap?"} +{"tweet": "It sucks looking at someone you love and knowing things will just never be the same.."} +{"tweet": "Lives change like the weather, I hope you'll remember today is never too late to be brand new\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "OMG KILL ME NOW"} +{"tweet": "Kimber stop crying. I'll bring you ice cream to make you feel better."} +{"tweet": "To have a bonfire Sunday or not to have a bonfire .. That is the question #PerfectWeather"} +{"tweet": "Man the little sisters in the first #bioshock game are truly hideous children. Even when healed."} +{"tweet": "@Vanessa84800557 text me"} +{"tweet": "The battle scars on my legs from last night < \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes you just have to make your own way. \\u2728"} +{"tweet": "Luke Bryan is the most perfect human on the planet. #ily #bestnightever"} +{"tweet": "@britt_stinson sounds good, miss you too biff !"} +{"tweet": "I swear I can't talk to my mom about anything."} +{"tweet": "Two \\ud83d\\udc4f days \\ud83d\\udc4f till I see my best friend is this real life \\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\udc6f\\ud83d\\ude0d @Gabby_Foreman"} +{"tweet": "@g_b_simpson i know main"} +{"tweet": "Joe Namath is probably drunk off his ass on that float right now"} +{"tweet": "@OmarBizzyNajjar I'll see you at 12 tomorrow chuzzin"} +{"tweet": "Whenever the tables turn and you like me, I will friendzone you SO HARD. I can't deal with people like that."} +{"tweet": "Aaron Craft can lock up anyone"} +{"tweet": "A relationship is not based on the length of time we spent together, it's based on the foundation we built together."} +{"tweet": "Not thrilled about working all weekend."} +{"tweet": "Lord, show me the light"} +{"tweet": "@roney_sarah hahahah miss you too sarbear!"} +{"tweet": "@catherinexo7 again?!"} +{"tweet": "I'm always eating by myself in the union"} +{"tweet": "@LadyL_ thank you so much \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@cwhinn18 @BrianneTaylor11 @Jessica_Lyn_16 sorry not sorry!"} +{"tweet": "@keserichn Miami is outtt:("} +{"tweet": "@My_Own_Captain LIAR"} +{"tweet": "Need to go to blooms this weekend or I will cry"} +{"tweet": "@ChelsGagliardo thanks girl! But I have gained 30 since high school. If I lose it all I think that's when I'll look sick \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "@alishx28x me neither\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Can't imagine ever going the speed limit on the highway"} +{"tweet": "@Danny_Patel @TylerXC_204 I guess it's cool to be shitty.. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "hhaaalllpppp! my bed has captured me and won't let me go! :o"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to see all my friends."} +{"tweet": "Like hit 1 hut 2, girl who back there? I'm back there."} +{"tweet": "Well that chem test fucked me good! #failed"} +{"tweet": "I seriously yell so loud when I sneeze."} +{"tweet": "@Juaneskalante you retweeted a picture of Shemar Moore :-)"} +{"tweet": "@JesseYocum @NDoe377 Lol I really don't want to say that he's wrong, considering that he's majoring in that area.... but he's wrong."} +{"tweet": "Waking up and going to work with this horrible headache is not okay \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "It is a good place to raise your kids if you actually know how to parent. One of the best rated school districts in Ohio."} +{"tweet": "@dallasmariie who could not like you?"} +{"tweet": "@RICKSIV awkward"} +{"tweet": "@BR_NFL Seriously"} +{"tweet": "Wisconsin's gonna roll the tide in 2015 #InStaveWeTrust"} +{"tweet": "@emilyyflorence same my voice sounds like A chain smoker if that makes you feel better"} +{"tweet": "@threetwins @WholeFoods @FairwayMarket Not close to either of those mkts. Will keep eyes open though. Thanks."} +{"tweet": "I feel sick\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "I need a guitar now!"} +{"tweet": "@_ambrose6 the world is a wonderful place bro"} +{"tweet": "I'm so tired of everyone being such shitty friends to each other. Come the fuck on."} +{"tweet": "We dont even know if its true or not?"} +{"tweet": "@alvinturner4 New shop in a old building!"} +{"tweet": "1d tickets go on sale Saturday .."} +{"tweet": "@SonnyLoco arkansas just got a new coach.. Wait till next season.. Tigers will go running home with their tails between their legs!"} +{"tweet": "@lyssabcollins I know \\ud83d\\ude14 but it helps me not get fat."} +{"tweet": "Come on...Adam Scott"} +{"tweet": "@Jordan_Schneids watch it."} +{"tweet": "It's way to early for school"} +{"tweet": "Rockin nye with @lchapman95068 and mom! #twobestpeopleever"} +{"tweet": "Sleeping in >>>"} +{"tweet": "FAM NIGHT WITH @madis0nstarr #hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "Gas literally jumped 40 cents from yesterday to today. #wtf"} +{"tweet": "@Maseyy_1017 yeah ik! It's stupid."} +{"tweet": "Retail therapy always puts me in a better mood #goodday \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I'm an amazing person. & if you can't see that then its your loss."} +{"tweet": "Last Saturday shift at Tjs and I'm working with my babes @Melanielaurenxx @whatstephanie \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "Get to wear my shoes to David's \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@LegendaryJacks Hello"} +{"tweet": "I've never met anyone as good at losing things as me. #fml #frustrated"} +{"tweet": "Ohio states 30 for 30 \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "K guess I'm not playing a board game since we don't have any."} +{"tweet": "These days aren't east anymore"} +{"tweet": "Every time I wear a knitted headband my step dad tells me to take my turban off \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I've been a wreck since you've changed."} +{"tweet": "@Alixx_Hudsonn hahaha good one. \\n#GotMe"} +{"tweet": "@JeremyFinch3 can you hear me yelling in this because i dont wanna watch"} +{"tweet": "Twitter app isn't working. I might die in the next 20 minutes."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc83\\ud83d\\udc83\\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83d\\udc8e\\ud83d\\udc8e you are gorgeous and you seem so fucking sweet.\\n\\np.s can't wait to live together and be bad bitches"} +{"tweet": "@JTlove11 cam and I did one night and nailed eye of the tiger @camklos"} +{"tweet": "@ashlynn_oxox lol I only speak the truth"} +{"tweet": "Nothing. I really just can't believe it. I thought for sure I'd wake up to something."} +{"tweet": "@bmurrrifield08 that's what I thought! \\n#Ilovebeingright"} +{"tweet": "Listening to christmas music with jack\\ud83d\\ude08"} +{"tweet": "Breathe. Breathe"} +{"tweet": "@jord444n lmao ya! It the mic typer u just say random shit and it types it and it usually comes out funny!"} +{"tweet": "@alyb1490 bottle of wine? Maybe two? We can do three?"} +{"tweet": "When you don't know what you want in life <<<"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad everyone else is happy"} +{"tweet": "Buffalo wild wings after a swim meet #yum #lovethatplace"} +{"tweet": "@emilyga79967928 sad to say we missed a new ep of #vanderpumprules today \\ud83d\\ude26"} +{"tweet": "liv and my brother just chased me around with a bug on a toothpick for literally a half hour"} +{"tweet": "walk a guy hitting .154"} +{"tweet": "@JaredWebb86 we should be playing tomorrow night"} +{"tweet": "TFT I haven't ate in 13 hours.<< wtf,\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Actually had a good night."} +{"tweet": "All I want is one text. That's all."} +{"tweet": "David's story on snapchat is 1,534 seconds long...why..."} +{"tweet": "@tayyyy_4 yeah I wish too, can only hope for the best"} +{"tweet": "@chibimarrow yea the initial set up is never fun, once you get it running I'm sure you'll see an improvement from the old one"} +{"tweet": "@cindy_taylor6 @karenforster44 \\nOk ."} +{"tweet": "Not lying so #k"} +{"tweet": "It's the little things in life. #blessed"} +{"tweet": "He laws of physics mean nothing when doing Fran. There is no possible way that that's the same way at the end as it as at the beginning."} +{"tweet": "I need @taylor_terlizzi to get out of softball camp so I can talk to her"} +{"tweet": "@kbockstahler so muddy for sleeping all day! Haha"} +{"tweet": "Friends will forever be my favorite show."} +{"tweet": "@_lexis_ well get here and see us lol"} +{"tweet": "The sky at my house isn't purple"} +{"tweet": "we knew this day would come"} +{"tweet": "@onedirection 's vocal cords are God's gift to the world"} +{"tweet": "Baby, lets don't call it a night. Love the way you're holding me tight. \\ud83d\\udc9b\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Can I wear togas to work?"} +{"tweet": "@HeatherHedrick4 what?"} +{"tweet": "@DeeFoster01 make surety get a meal and for sure eat in. Just like red lobster and It fills you up.. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@taylorjohnston4 we can go be roadies or something \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@DBest_24 ahh miss you more! Kiss that sweet girl for me;)"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wish I could just...give up"} +{"tweet": "@TPOTO_Va_JBlove what am I supposed to do for that hour? I'm going to starve an I'm not walking to McDonald's every day to eat."} +{"tweet": "@amanda_pannda7 not for about 3 weeks! Cheer every day and on the weekend !"} +{"tweet": "I've been craving a peanut butter sandwich since last month and my mom never got peanut butter <<<<"} +{"tweet": "@JaredTurner8 @mayaaclark yeah cause they are real hawk fans."} +{"tweet": "This GB Packers implosion is making my insides smile. And we know who is the team to beat..."} +{"tweet": "@TheRealTwrecks hiiiiii you're pretty much perfect. Now come kiss me \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Always nice going to sleep after talking to her :)"} +{"tweet": "Guess I'll be brushing my hair with a barbie brush this morning \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Hope Dean doesn't think I'm hanging out with Jim all next weekend again. #RatherNot"} +{"tweet": "@ScottBuchhalter uh... did I do something??"} +{"tweet": "Done. #goodnight"} +{"tweet": "Don't you worry about getting fixed up. When you wake up you're pretty enough. \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@iwillnotsinkk WE NEED A PLAN FOR LUNCH TOMORROW"} +{"tweet": "Fed Up... Wish I Could Find That One To Make Things A Little Easier :/"} +{"tweet": "Having no power.<<<<"} +{"tweet": "buncha wackos"} +{"tweet": "Check your ego at the door."} +{"tweet": "Nice return by this guy.. I can be a fan of the CFL if I see stuff like this"} +{"tweet": "@snydly85 me!"} +{"tweet": "@isafurlini25 I never judge im just having fun."} +{"tweet": "This is a sad day.."} +{"tweet": "FUCKING CRAZY"} +{"tweet": "pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs"} +{"tweet": "Class tomorrow.. questionable If I make it or not!"} +{"tweet": "Safe travels homies! See y'all on Monday morning in Austin @theolodgefl @whobarrycarew @slaamber #SXSW"} +{"tweet": "The sun is peaking out!!\\u26c5"} +{"tweet": "I don't think it's right to risk everyone's lives on the road because you wanted to drink. That could be someone's daughter, or brother."} +{"tweet": "Springfield beat south view #HelllllYa"} +{"tweet": "There's an entire page dedicated to the Jonas brothers #MiddleSchoolObsession"} +{"tweet": "@landon_cooper1 so? Yea theyre crazy but they dont make up for all of mtown lol"} +{"tweet": "Everything I do just isn't fucking good enough."} +{"tweet": "@brittkaydampier will do!"} +{"tweet": "I hate to think that all you have of me is a memory"} +{"tweet": "I really thought I was gonna get caught up this time too. #figures"} +{"tweet": "I have my flaws so just accept them"} +{"tweet": "Thought I was doing good by stretching before a run, then realized I only sat on the floor to lay down by the vent and go back to sleep."} +{"tweet": "Sitting in orientation and the RN instructors name is mary gallagher. Wonder if her middle name is Catherine.. #supastahh!!"} +{"tweet": "SO I REALLY GET TO SEE LUKE TODAY"} +{"tweet": "What was that statement even supposed to mean? Did it actually have a purpose?"} +{"tweet": "@brandycatanese cause they lost there mojos"} +{"tweet": "@BfAiR_22 I saw you in Chrisman yesterday? I think you we're at the car wash."} +{"tweet": "stahhhhhp."} +{"tweet": "Woo. Made weight, that was too close \\ud83d\\ude30"} +{"tweet": "@hannahmattson it's the sociology is.... Thing"} +{"tweet": "@TyrikThomas_85 that happens to me too. I had this little pistol so I wasn't about to mess with the Black Panthers."} +{"tweet": "@Monica_Groulx welcome!"} +{"tweet": "If everyone can have it, then I sure as hell don't fucking want it."} +{"tweet": "It looks reallllly weird when girls have actual abs :| I mean a little definition, yes but full out abs, no."} +{"tweet": "I love how like 700 pictures of @hayleighcook96 and non of the are decent pictures of her or the both of us together."} +{"tweet": "Expecting a great good morning text. \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "My new bathing suit is kinda weird but I like it"} +{"tweet": "I wish I owned a cat costume. Meowww."} +{"tweet": "So excited for @ElevateChurch_ this weekend! It's gonna be siiiiiick. #DudeLetsMakeADeal"} +{"tweet": "Get some draft picks, an above average point guard and build up."} +{"tweet": "This bitch just bit my head.."} +{"tweet": "THE STRUGGLE"} +{"tweet": "Why do they always have to be older than me \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "It pisses me off when my mom yells my name and then says nothing back. #CouldYouNot"} +{"tweet": "Trashy."} +{"tweet": "lost somewhere in between nothing and something."} +{"tweet": "When is the appropriate time to stick a straw in a bottle of j\\u00e4ger and throw the middle finger to the 9 days left until Christmas break?"} +{"tweet": "What is the point of stopping an entirely cars length away from the cross walk ? #ranting"} +{"tweet": "because I actually work my body out and break a daMN MOTHERFUCKING SWEAT"} +{"tweet": "Checking in on the bike..."} +{"tweet": "This will be fun..."} +{"tweet": "obama has stepped up his a game in speeches #impressed #credit"} +{"tweet": "the fact that i was just walking and i fell into a trashcan todayy. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "My pastor just told me I would make an excellent pastor's wife. #winning \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc96"} +{"tweet": "@missbeckyyy3 whats this about?"} +{"tweet": "@UKAthleticsNews #Nuts #WeAreUK"} +{"tweet": "I didn't even brush my hair or let alone take my hair out of the messy bun I woke up with today for work. #messy #yolo"} +{"tweet": "I hope my car doesn't have snow on it because I'm not cleaning it off"} +{"tweet": "My dad and aunt are subtly giving each other the finger. My family is the epitome of love."} +{"tweet": "It's his face!!! Let it go if he wants to shave he will shave when he is ready!!!"} +{"tweet": "@MarkMaddenX make sure you don't answer me :)"} +{"tweet": "@HARDROCK Awesome, thanks! I have just been entering receipts online while I was waiting."} +{"tweet": "@BrynSalow haha yeah! That's better :) lol"} +{"tweet": "It's only appropriate"} +{"tweet": "Congratulations to @chunxmkgee for becoming a Marine Corps poolee tonight :) Proud of him <3"} +{"tweet": "@iam_themoon This is why I love you\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@reformedpita @danielnichols9 @narddoglover Caleb wins."} +{"tweet": "@ConorMarkins are you serious?!"} +{"tweet": "@chrisdifran IS LITERALLY A GENIUS"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could squeeze the sadness out of people with a giant hug"} +{"tweet": "@joshlive nope it was good. Crap"} +{"tweet": "I remember the good ol days like it was yesterday...maybe again someday"} +{"tweet": "Apparently I'm a typical white girl lol."} +{"tweet": "@blackhawksbaby It has to do with the possibility of a rainout on opening day. People who got the opening day tickets special would lose out"} +{"tweet": "Everyone has their own destiny"} +{"tweet": "@mandisaofficial our church took a bunch of college kids"} +{"tweet": "@connor_m_88 you guys are having another dance..."} +{"tweet": "My curls right now look amazing."} +{"tweet": "Someone camping out at sally b , or having a fire tonight?"} +{"tweet": "Everyone claims to be an athlete, and I'm gonna be straight up, I'm definitely not an athlete."} +{"tweet": "Food. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@AAMineer @JessiTaylynnT no."} +{"tweet": "Bitch don't kill my vibe #np"} +{"tweet": "Eggnog with brandy >"} +{"tweet": "There are a lot of things I'd love to say right now but then again"} +{"tweet": "I can't stand seeing couples act like they hate each other after a break up."} +{"tweet": "I have to dress up as the \\tin man\\\" from the wizard of oz this weekend... Why do I work at hallmark?? \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "Choosing a hate placement for a pony tail is actually kind of a daunting task."} +{"tweet": "@emalee_carlson hells yeah"} +{"tweet": "@CHELSIEFARAH the problem is you probably need to smoke to remember where you put it"} +{"tweet": "Watching Grease for the second time today."} +{"tweet": "@traehill5 good choice. I need to go today but I don't even know my way around yet."} +{"tweet": "Haven lift weights in along time."} +{"tweet": "@mmj_rina \\u884c\\u304d\\u307e\\u3063\\u305b\\uff01\\u697d\\u3057\\u307f\\u3067\\u3059\\uff01"} +{"tweet": "One of those sleepless nights. Damn I thought I was done with this bull shit..\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@LateNightJimmy Shaq!! Love the outrageous games and bets between you two. Ha ha"} +{"tweet": "now I have so much food I'm overwhelmed and don't know what to eat #bored"} +{"tweet": "I feel like tonight's gonna be boring."} +{"tweet": "You'll live your life as a fucking target"} +{"tweet": "@MarkChrisawn Amen"} +{"tweet": "Now you're standing in the Neon looking like a high I wanna be on."} +{"tweet": "I'm still stuck on the fact that me & Sergio saw a black man just strolling down 10th st. on a horse on Saturday. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@kkhays thanks love! :)"} +{"tweet": "@CaitlynTindall i tried... Call me"} +{"tweet": "@SoaringtoGlory thats a plus for living in mass now scouting the HS players!"} +{"tweet": "@LFistrovic16 haha doesn't surprise me Damn hillbilly's!"} +{"tweet": "We are winged fury."} +{"tweet": "I don't have school tomorrow but it's almost 11 & I'm ready for bed. #seniorcitizenstatus"} +{"tweet": "I don't hate people until they take me for a fool. Then I will NEVER forgive you."} +{"tweet": "Manning is going all the way"} +{"tweet": "When my 3 hour class gets let out early and I'm only there for a half hour >>> #backtobed"} +{"tweet": "@jeremy_mcmahan3 are we on the same page right now?"} +{"tweet": "My anxiety is way to high to the point where I can't even breathe"} +{"tweet": "Last night it took me 2 hours to watch a 30 minute physics video because I kept falling asleep \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "I'm leaving here bankrupt"} +{"tweet": "Someone come knock me out right now? Please? This over thinking crap is getting me too much right now"} +{"tweet": "@beyrenee hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@Underhill_FTW okay ;) I'm here until 4 :)"} +{"tweet": "I seriously fucking hate my job."} +{"tweet": "@LandfillLuke @gtfolauren duh"} +{"tweet": "It's sad that the only good food today is the salad, that we make ourselves..."} +{"tweet": "y'all see my Panthers making the playoffs rite!?!?"} +{"tweet": "well go to the mall get the new Cyrus Molly CD n then be off to the lake. #Si #CrackinUp!"} +{"tweet": "I love waking up and realizing we got Dunkin donuts last night. #breakfast"} +{"tweet": "@savanahpfeifer @logantanner6 @brevin_white22 ok good"} +{"tweet": "*4am text message* \\Hey are you asleep?\\\" - \\\"No I'm scuba diving, what the fuck do you want?\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Backroadin day!"} +{"tweet": "@LittleEverage I hate it \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "People who are talkative in the bathroom are always too drunk to even speak."} +{"tweet": "I'm good with the kids we have at our school. Please don't come back..."} +{"tweet": "@bec_langlois finally kid got a twit"} +{"tweet": "schedules r back up oh goody"} +{"tweet": "@ossiee assassins creed 2 free today"} +{"tweet": "@jeremiah_pfadt your dad"} +{"tweet": "People come in and out of your life. Only the real ones stay."} +{"tweet": "VS fashion show tonight \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "Fav if hangout with me and @LesyaFeinstein tonight!"} +{"tweet": "29 minutes after slipping the kids sleep aids they are all passed out. #iwin \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83c\\udfc6"} +{"tweet": "If I could find a tractor I'd just go do it myself!! @MeghanGault"} +{"tweet": "@alisongatton when's your first day!?"} +{"tweet": "If anything ever happened to my brother or mom i honestly have no clue what i would do"} +{"tweet": "@Ambernielsen17 you're welcome babe\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@StylesByHim Admire your hustle. Keep it up!"} +{"tweet": "That was sick, Phil."} +{"tweet": "DOOPY#2 @ahoy_betbet"} +{"tweet": "I can't walk and I hate this pain more than anything right now."} +{"tweet": "Why are there so many creepy looking men in Victoria's Secret?"} +{"tweet": "@Anonymous_19XX @est4lyfe36 @_meggnogg they did my sisters dragon fly.. It's Just ok"} +{"tweet": "@lacie_dean me and my roomate kept garbage for two weeks once and argued over who would take it out"} +{"tweet": "I forgot how every soccer mom in town goes to target in the middle of the afternoon #firstworldproblems"} +{"tweet": "Feeling like poop \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "Good day in school and home yesss! \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Basically if you can't sing high I don't like you."} +{"tweet": "Stay classy or be trashy .."} +{"tweet": "One class today. Helllll yes"} +{"tweet": "@ciaraannee see you the 4th...oh wait \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@SilverPanda2014 Yeah, that character thing. I completely forgot, too!"} +{"tweet": "#gotigers"} +{"tweet": "They need a young healthy qb"} +{"tweet": "@cspanwj is Israel existence as a Jewish state strengthened or weakened in light of the move in the region for religion based states?"} +{"tweet": "@BillyCostner about what time bill?"} +{"tweet": "Thank you to all the troops for making sure that not just today but everyday is Independence Day! #America"} +{"tweet": "But you all suck, soooo \\ue011"} +{"tweet": "Most annoying thing about being sick... I can't sing... Fucking bugs the hell outta me."} +{"tweet": "At least the weather matches my mood."} +{"tweet": "Why yes, I am painting the girls' fingernails."} +{"tweet": "@Vickers_Nyquil u can suck a dick"} +{"tweet": "i miss you so much"} +{"tweet": "I want to grow up so bad I can't wait to be older even with so much responsibility"} +{"tweet": "@albuggaa your the only person that i can tell this to that will understand! OMG my A1C today was 5.6 !!! I think im dying! \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "@depatterson I miss you rapunzel :( are you in Florida yet ?!"} +{"tweet": "Sending up a prayer to the big fella for my wife @renealj_89 in the next few days #GrownWomanMoves"} +{"tweet": "@RodyMaxwell @Lady_Ashley_G you'd be surprised at how sweet I can be when I want or need to be"} +{"tweet": "@Doeyyyyyy Yeah we better! Lol"} +{"tweet": "@Megan_R_xox that is a cute photo"} +{"tweet": "This headache can go away now"} +{"tweet": "I want nick to come back over \\ud83d\\ude14 #lonely"} +{"tweet": "LOL so I'm in the car wash at delta sonic and the person's bumper in front of came right off.. Classic!"} +{"tweet": "Shabazz Napier went to the Kemba Walker school of drawing fouls."} +{"tweet": "He's 9...."} +{"tweet": "@bean_josie I just got contacts I."} +{"tweet": "@darbyrhianne216 no you don't"} +{"tweet": "Why would we just think about it?"} +{"tweet": "Ohio State needs to cool it"} +{"tweet": "@ashbalz wtf are all 3 of us gonna do lol"} +{"tweet": "@katiebolen associate with me"} +{"tweet": "@krissyalbright sometimes haha"} +{"tweet": "So glad I have good friends and not ones that would leave me passed in the grass .."} +{"tweet": "@lukeDsterling never said this..."} +{"tweet": "My best friend is pretty."} +{"tweet": "#randomflashback Donnie bombs in the row house @PatrickBuchholz"} +{"tweet": "Fudge!!! Im still bored"} +{"tweet": "Someone get me put of bed to go workout. Holy shit Amanda Marie"} +{"tweet": "@Debber66 Presidents pay for their own trips, you clueless bimbo. @DavidLimbaugh"} +{"tweet": "Auburn won 34-28 haha Alabama"} +{"tweet": "Nothing bothers me more than when someone can't cover their mouth when they cough."} +{"tweet": "it's too cold to leave my bed"} +{"tweet": "I want to go to Six Flags! #soimmature"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Sea Gray ready for the water this weekend! Thanks to @270Mo \\ud83d\\udc4d\\u2600\\ud83c\\udf0a\\u2693"} +{"tweet": "Seriously how stupid do you think I am? I'm not that naive anymore"} +{"tweet": "Denny always puts his two sense in where its not needed OR wanted."} +{"tweet": "Omg.. \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "Videos of me laughing are the absolute worst."} +{"tweet": "I dont like seeing my bestfriend upset. ):"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@leeannxo1: I just want you\\u201d @ me lol"} +{"tweet": "Can we get back to real news now..."} +{"tweet": "I'm still I'm still"} +{"tweet": "1st one of the night"} +{"tweet": "\\This is The End\\\" was crap! How do so many reputable people like that movie! I don't ever do this. But, I think it's appropriate #smdh\""} +{"tweet": "don't make it look so pretty burning"} +{"tweet": "#RipGeorgeJones #CountryLegend \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "But with higher risk comes with more reward which leads to success"} +{"tweet": "Hey if you guys didn't hear Lakeview is the D-10 champs."} +{"tweet": "@nishamiles15 it's just a demonic entity I can't help it"} +{"tweet": "Long before the colors bleed\\nI can see the painting come alive\\nClouded like an angel in disguise moving in and out of reach"} +{"tweet": "Next episode gonna be fricken amazing"} +{"tweet": "sorry to the car I pulled out in front of #sunisreallybright #didntseeyou"} +{"tweet": "So much hostility behind the deli counter today."} +{"tweet": "Omg I am madly craving pineapple right now \\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83c\\udf4d\\ud83d\\udc95 #yum"} +{"tweet": "At least you aren't ugly so he did good ig\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Elam ha fucked us twice"} +{"tweet": "@rby2zday @elennon14 I was on my way! Scary down there!!!!"} +{"tweet": "I keep deleting everything I tweet #thatpissed"} +{"tweet": "@ScoobyMcKay All they want is fashion. Psh."} +{"tweet": "I'm a 100% done with today and I'm 99% done tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "It needs to be 10 o'clock right now"} +{"tweet": "@Diso_29 I wish I could buy everything in Charlotte russe"} +{"tweet": "Okay so a dog chewed up Trevor's credit card...it seriously looks like someone's brain who has been doing acid for 20 years"} +{"tweet": "It's now Opposite Day and\\ud83d\\udc46 the tweet above this is the opposite of what it says"} +{"tweet": "@June_34 means a lot June \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I know there's such a thing as a sundowner..but I think I am a sunupper today. #delirious"} +{"tweet": "I'm 18"} +{"tweet": "I hope we were there together #hopeless"} +{"tweet": "@Noah_Meerkat I have no idea"} +{"tweet": "@GrAnTmEaWiSsh take it back"} +{"tweet": "@JALlewellyn52 Damn! Blowout but what weight you wrestling this year"} +{"tweet": "#APPasswords 12345 #Spaceballs"} +{"tweet": "Had the beard shaved off for maybe 5 seconds and already regretted it"} +{"tweet": "The guy at #dunkindonuts asked me if I wanted to get \\turbo'd\\\". You're talking about my coffee, right? \\ud83d\\ude33\""} +{"tweet": "i love you @Patrick_Cahill_"} +{"tweet": "I always have the cutest outfits planned out in my head, but I can never find what I need of the mornings. #TheStruggle"} +{"tweet": "@zhendersonn nice twitter name zachariah"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wonder why I even try"} +{"tweet": "Damn. Had I known it was a competition I would have just saved my money"} +{"tweet": "When guys go out of their way to do something for you >>>> it's the little things that counts."} +{"tweet": "I am definitely pulling for Danielle to win on @NBCTheVoice #ThisIsTheVoice @DBradbery #TeamBlake"} +{"tweet": "@AriannaWalker69 lol you well you should should seriously text me deats lol"} +{"tweet": "Best believe everyone should watch my uncles last televised nhl game and represent #legaceforlife #hockeytown"} +{"tweet": "@AstMady don't emoji punch me have you ever tried cheese made from a goat? \\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "You make me laugh when I'm not even in the mood to smile. That's why I love you:)"} +{"tweet": "I smell like coconut and vanilla yes yes yes"} +{"tweet": "Two weeks before prom= cramming gym time in every day\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udcaa"} +{"tweet": "Brittany shut up no one cares"} +{"tweet": "I couldn't imagine how Ware is feeling right now."} +{"tweet": "Happiness feels a lot like sorrow, let it be. You can't make it come or go."} +{"tweet": "Boys have to learn how to treat a women right to become a man #truth"} +{"tweet": "@FierceKiss what are you up to?"} +{"tweet": "@jadewalsh97 I hope you feel better\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I literally stuff my face whenever I have dinner at Jacob's house... The best home cooked meals \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@delt13 f you.."} +{"tweet": "Imma save so much money now that I sold my car not buying gas"} +{"tweet": "if 6 was 9 describes my feelings"} +{"tweet": "Feeling that moment of relief knowing im done seeing my bitch of professor !!!"} +{"tweet": "You grew up way too fast & now there's nothing to believe"} +{"tweet": "@datratchetbird I'm on 7 haha"} +{"tweet": "#Remember911"} +{"tweet": "What the actual fuck? Lol"} +{"tweet": "I really thought he was gonna get rejected."} +{"tweet": "@Kelseyflm well duh! It's common sense that we are the coolest. #FuckYeah"} +{"tweet": "that's coooool yaknow."} +{"tweet": "@colin_clifford_ hahaha i know right i never sleep"} +{"tweet": "can I have thigh gap"} +{"tweet": "Poteau, America"} +{"tweet": "Every mile a memory"} +{"tweet": "@marinicaivj I'm on the prowl for snacks now!! #cantresist #yolo"} +{"tweet": "WHO THE FUCK GETS FOOD POISONING THIS MUCH"} +{"tweet": "Lucky break NO not sure that was the right call"} +{"tweet": "If the lights flicker one more time I swear to god"} +{"tweet": "Insecurities are absolutely the worst."} +{"tweet": "Sabres looking pathetic as usual"} +{"tweet": "Every necklace I have has so much meaning and back story to it."} +{"tweet": "@TPasch24 nope"} +{"tweet": "@Lolonoel6 Love you Lolo, you're the best! :)"} +{"tweet": "Don't complain to me."} +{"tweet": "#CallOutSomebodyBeautiful @parrinello_erin"} +{"tweet": "@j_abramowich23 snow is the worst"} +{"tweet": "Wtf why would Mona confess!? #shescrazy"} +{"tweet": "It's gonna be a sad end of the year \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Work on yourself so much you don't care what's going on around the world. However you are at least aware of what's going on and how to help."} +{"tweet": "Crowded elevators smell different to midgets"} +{"tweet": "I love penises in and round my mouth"} +{"tweet": "I miss my @emily_sprang \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "If only you knew how close I am to you right now!"} +{"tweet": "Just so I don't have to say I spent christmas eve alone"} +{"tweet": "@louisefoster123 #jealous"} +{"tweet": "@SamanthaFeck true... may have to make the road trip back down there just for him \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "My biggest flaw is you."} +{"tweet": "@MasonVaughan thank you!"} +{"tweet": "Where's the mountains?"} +{"tweet": "@fuckmooch \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@UrManIsAGroupie caramel latte w whipped cream. But every drink they have has MADD sugar so it might make you break out"} +{"tweet": "It's so cool to see musicians I've personally met living out their dreams from hometown heroes to national TV"} +{"tweet": "Chilllllll its just a song doe."} +{"tweet": "Not the stink"} +{"tweet": "Hehe."} +{"tweet": "Instagram direct...not a fan. send a text or give a person a call. let's be real."} +{"tweet": "Really dislike rain."} +{"tweet": "I'm about to fucking cry. I don't cry often."} +{"tweet": "Time to relax! Finally at my happy place... The lake! \\ud83d\\ude03\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I have scratched my legs to hell \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "There's people I want to be friends with but they don't know who I am so I don't know how to talk to them.."} +{"tweet": "@HLNTV please limit the commercials today!"} +{"tweet": "I wanna hang with Lil Wayne, I hope I'm black enough"} +{"tweet": "If I don't like it I don't like it. I'm not hating."} +{"tweet": "I think my brothers funnier than me it's making me self concious"} +{"tweet": "You are a waste"} +{"tweet": "I'm growing up too fast, take me back to the glory days"} +{"tweet": "@xxx_abby I willllll! (:"} +{"tweet": "When your manwhore fridend takes your cousin on a date. #touchheranddie #protective"} +{"tweet": "@piercethevic AWWW <3333"} +{"tweet": "Blows my mind how people find out about things"} +{"tweet": "@LavenderRanger have fun buddy"} +{"tweet": "Oh how I miss the days of useless canceled school days at Grainger High"} +{"tweet": "Crashing hard core...I finished the in chapter problems though. I think ill shower and then nap lol"} +{"tweet": "I have to wake up at like 8:45 to go to the gym with @AnnalyseMarie3..... That time shouldn't even exist..."} +{"tweet": "this is the most frustrating game I have ever watched #NYR"} +{"tweet": "@LovinTheTribe The way they've played this year, I'd say about 5 years too soon. #OH!"} +{"tweet": "Or my cars to small"} +{"tweet": "#TweetYourLifeInSixEmojis \\ud83d\\udcb0\\ud83d\\udca9\\ud83d\\udc8f\\ud83d\\udc85\\ud83d\\udc84\\ud83c\\udf5f"} +{"tweet": "You get outta my face or I'm round house kick you in the face"} +{"tweet": "I am so ashamed."} +{"tweet": "matt is the king of passing the fuck out."} +{"tweet": "\\@UnrevealedFacts: People say \\\"never give up\\\" but sometimes giving up is the best option because you realize you're wasting your time.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Lol Blake never got his chicken alfredo"} +{"tweet": "I'm not the average guy."} +{"tweet": "@amandanels0n what a creep! Time to bring good old Ethan in to save the day \\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83d\\udcaa"} +{"tweet": "Who's going to see bad grandpa with me tonight?"} +{"tweet": "God I wish Jameis went to Carolina. #jameis4heisman"} +{"tweet": "@taraB_xo shutupppppppp"} +{"tweet": "I need more of this in my life I swear\\@mclyte: Willpower means you hold on to your beliefs and don\\u2019t crumble under pressure. #unstoppable\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I'm soooooo excited for prom. Especially since basically everyone has a date now and are going:)"} +{"tweet": "test of us?\\\"\t0.008\t0.0\t0.0\t0.992\n"} +{"tweet": "I cant fuckin stand when this kid asks me to copy my homework every day. Like do your homework ?I understand if it's like once a week but no"} +{"tweet": "I swear it's people like this girl that make all the problems just seem irrelevant."} +{"tweet": "Hopefully tonight's gonna be a good night."} +{"tweet": "Hulk hogan is such a badass!"} +{"tweet": "Still one gift yet to give"} +{"tweet": "@Real_Liam_Payne Would you ever date a fan??"} +{"tweet": "The video about skinning animals is absolutely horrible. You have to be truly cruel and sadistic to be capable of something like that."} +{"tweet": "Sorry doesn't mean anything if you do it again."} +{"tweet": "I could quit the lifestyle I live but I'm having too much fun"} +{"tweet": "Welp fuck me, this is going to be a painful prep"} +{"tweet": "Wind 6.9 mph SE. Barometer 29.90 in, Falling. Temperature 91.0 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 53%"} +{"tweet": "Catfish is seriously such a drama catching show"} +{"tweet": "Browsing the Starbucks secret menu.. #sothirstynow"} +{"tweet": "i don't feel pretty, i just feel used \\ud83d\\ude4d"} +{"tweet": "I'm calling child services they're trying to poison me and get rid of me"} +{"tweet": "Be sure to watch the NCAA Volleyball Final 4 on ESPN2 tonight... Wisconsin's coach is a Muncie Burris and Ball State grad!"} +{"tweet": "I love history and I love being drunk new favorite show is #drunkhistory"} +{"tweet": "@blake_fox14 gee thanks! Lol"} +{"tweet": "@LesBowen he's still around?"} +{"tweet": "Schuyler's just trying to get some like the rest of us"} +{"tweet": "@TeamMinajUPMI omg I would let @Kellinquinn rape my vagina lmao"} +{"tweet": "@yunscreech cannon 4 lyfe bro"} +{"tweet": "@THE_HIGH_BEAM Thanks Mitchell \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "blessed with an amazing team #thankful"} +{"tweet": "By far one of the best gifts I have gotten. #happy #blessed"} +{"tweet": "@gimedatBECKY_ sorry babe \\ud83d\\ude29 I miss you \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Sorry about all the music tweets seems to happen on long drives"} +{"tweet": "The struggle"} +{"tweet": "@ctabernathy @skip_jr912 Real. Unbelievably real. But, fun, too. Seth needs to tame his thirst, though."} +{"tweet": "@Emily_jade98 haha that's awful cause its so true\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@clayglanville im gonna try"} +{"tweet": "@POPE_isdope but seriously... I'm going to be so mad if we don't have a snow day"} +{"tweet": "In order to succeed anywhere in life, you need to have a few struggles."} +{"tweet": "Eliminating all the negativity in my life! Good thoughts from here on out! #optimistic"} +{"tweet": "@HXFOUR @brains4brkfst #crunk is just the beginning"} +{"tweet": "@ashhaleexox3 i know you will \\u263a thank you! \\ud83d\\udc9e\\ud83d\\udc31\\ud83d\\udc8b he loves to cuddle!"} +{"tweet": "Cody stop bitching about how nobody loves you"} +{"tweet": "Never take a good person for granted, because there's always someone waiting around to appreciate what u didn't"} +{"tweet": "@LetsBReasonable text me back!!"} +{"tweet": "@PrinceOfFresh that was awesome"} +{"tweet": "@meghalll2 hell ya babe"} +{"tweet": "Guess I should probably charge my phone"} +{"tweet": "My whole house smells like incense either mom is blowing loud or she's blowing loud"} +{"tweet": "@Kristin_Horsley I think you're right for sure..you destroy me every time we make plans and you bail haha"} +{"tweet": "@erikalauren @weareHAWKEYE I wish you nothing but the best for your careers."} +{"tweet": "The first Fast and Furious literally NEVER gets old. #classic"} +{"tweet": "@madden_shane I'm not a bitch!"} +{"tweet": "Me and Lindsey say there and laughed in her room for like 15 minutes. I love having my best friend as my neighbor"} +{"tweet": "@Chloe__Dawson maybe I was still planning on it"} +{"tweet": "I seriously love the lady that does my hair, nicest woman in the world \\ud83d\\udc87\\ud83d\\udc86"} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna go shoot?"} +{"tweet": "I sure hope we don't run today. \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "I honestly don't even care."} +{"tweet": "I want a relationship were we can be best friends and talk about everything."} +{"tweet": "\\@factsonfemales: Every day is a yoga pants day\\\" #allday\""} +{"tweet": "If you still have a text message signature, you're an official dumbass"} +{"tweet": "@kelsyoshea I am just not seeing the issue"} +{"tweet": "I feel bad for the people who have daily doubles"} +{"tweet": "That's the only way though\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@toto_58 suffocation on level 100 \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@curllyy you need laid"} +{"tweet": "@nycsandygirl @SaintNadal_LFC true, true. He's playing so well, his confidence has to be high."} +{"tweet": "@HOmerovic @jeffknill HAWT."} +{"tweet": "The Lensink Taxi Service is a great service to the community."} +{"tweet": "Yes I am 16, but I'm still going trick or treating. #dealwithit \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\udc96\\ud83d\\udc7b\\ud83c\\udf83\\ud83c\\udf6b"} +{"tweet": "@juliaa_libor I can do what I want in study hall ;)"} +{"tweet": "In need of that pack"} +{"tweet": "No no stoppppp"} +{"tweet": "God is testing me"} +{"tweet": "If I'm really wanting a Taengoo I want a really sweet one -w-"} +{"tweet": "@lbpettigrew I'm in!"} +{"tweet": "@Jonton9 might do the same just for shits"} +{"tweet": "Thanks @ScottHanson . Only get 17 weeks of @nflredzone !!Can't miss it. Flying back 2 days early for #colts vs. manning though. #dedication"} +{"tweet": "Wow THE greatest touchdown dance ever right there. #Joesphfauria"} +{"tweet": "I drive at leastttt 10 mph faster when I'm listenin to Florida Georgia Line\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "I need something to do today. Is that too much to ask for?"} +{"tweet": "Props to the guy who almost ran me over going the wrong way on a one-way for quite possibly being the douchiest driver in all of Ann Arbor."} +{"tweet": "CHAPTER ONE"} +{"tweet": "Oh god, I need to nap."} +{"tweet": "Someone watch life as we know it with me... Best show ever\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@MplsMaggio Rivers or RGIII?"} +{"tweet": "shout out to @princessskellly because she's always there with her crappy advice, and for being mean to people like me, and beautiful."} +{"tweet": "@ellenhanna just kidding that was mean I like you some times"} +{"tweet": "Sorry I don't waste my time for any ordinary bitch. I need a lady who knows what she wants and can turn heads when walking into a room"} +{"tweet": "All these cranky customers that been out shopping all morning and in here bitching is about to the peoples elbow from me"} +{"tweet": "Good Fellas pizza \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I'm really hungry"} +{"tweet": "@TurleyDavid @kjenkins75 go to stubhub. They have them"} +{"tweet": "I break out in hives for the stupidest reasons..sensitive skin sucks\\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@EricaJolyn text me!"} +{"tweet": "@Based_Bastard well you succeeded. \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna miss you."} +{"tweet": "Did you kno can't put bread ties in the microwave... It catches fire @kendrathatgirl"} +{"tweet": "Walker, Minnesota is officially the MILF capitol of the world."} +{"tweet": "Spoken Word > Everything else."} +{"tweet": "Tired of not being good enough"} +{"tweet": "English projects on weekends<<<<"} +{"tweet": "There aren't enough hours in the day to do everything I need to do #stressed"} +{"tweet": "What's going on tnight?"} +{"tweet": "Jk she doesn't like me \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I would like Crosby if he was American"} +{"tweet": "I bought so much candy today<3"} +{"tweet": "#guycode"} +{"tweet": "@gcrios_378 better be in psych slacker"} +{"tweet": "Sharkeys I guess"} +{"tweet": "Oh yeah free bdubs Friday!! You hate me yet @kayfloow?? #LilSisMissinOut"} +{"tweet": "My boss is reading the bible on his break, what a good catholic"} +{"tweet": "@therealjfitz3 bellybutton would classify about 95% of girls"} +{"tweet": "Also Baked if you were wondering"} +{"tweet": "Going to be a glorious sweatfest of a run this morning, but I don't care I'm just thrilled to be doing some running again"} +{"tweet": "We ride together we die together bad boys for life"} +{"tweet": "@hbaranick oh my gosh \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I just made myself sad."} +{"tweet": "@hopelesslylazy this being poor shit is a whole lot of nope."} +{"tweet": "@Shelbinator_6 #fuckyou..."} +{"tweet": "And by hitchhiker I mean stranded hiker and by gun I mean BB gun. \\n\\nDetails."} +{"tweet": "Shine bright like a diamond in the sky Shine bright like lucifer in the sky. Diamond means lucifer and lucifer is Saran"} +{"tweet": "@jade_casinae_ Hi Jade, you are a sexy and beautiful girl. You have beautiful, hair, eyes, lips also, I love your photo and you. Elmer"} +{"tweet": "And I'm the rattled one? \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Do something crazy, do something crazy!"} +{"tweet": "@Michellejane93 you will be okay. Look up!"} +{"tweet": "@kemery91 it's so much fun! \\ud83d\\ude00"} +{"tweet": "The fact that my bedroom window leads out to the roof is so clutch"} +{"tweet": "Jesus Christ is always a winner in my eyes"} +{"tweet": "My God that pass"} +{"tweet": "Hate it when people slam their heels when they walk..."} +{"tweet": "@Slate @nydailynews If that's how it went down, I bet he had a ciggy afterwards as well ..."} +{"tweet": "note to self dont leave sketchbook assignments until the night before jesus take the wheel"} +{"tweet": "@mckennamagyar @Shovonnnneee oh hey guys...."} +{"tweet": "@seathhy @aaronmasterson shut the fuck up seath."} +{"tweet": "Come on Bears. At least a FG"} +{"tweet": "@nikkaLew it's more for volume than length but it does make them longer, and it was about $8! I'm super picky about mascara and I love it!"} +{"tweet": "When I have a really cute outfit on but no one can see it bc the school is freaking cold so I have to wear a coat all day #thestruggle"} +{"tweet": "I don't think I've ever been more excited in my life\\u270c\\ufe0f\\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udfc0"} +{"tweet": "@_taylormiller22 Is just the cutest little thing ever. <3"} +{"tweet": "@kensieallen me too girl me too!!!"} +{"tweet": "It's either that, or me. #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "Even though I get treated like a 12 year old I still had a great night."} +{"tweet": "Wait I totally slept through that whole storm..."} +{"tweet": "Laying in bed after just shaving your legs is the greatest feeling ever."} +{"tweet": "Where you at December 13th? #hurry #please"} +{"tweet": "A little work each day is all it takes."} +{"tweet": "American idol boooyah glad mom recorded it"} +{"tweet": "Honestly, I hate Christmas"} +{"tweet": "@haileydavis16 and I are tanning ahaha"} +{"tweet": "@shelbeenwhite totally kidding"} +{"tweet": "ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\\nCurrent Temperature 27.1 F,\\nHumidity 88% ,\\nWind 0.0 MPH\\nDirection 0\\n#weather"} +{"tweet": "Legs sore but going to walk another 4 miles in a few hours. Tomorrow morning too."} +{"tweet": "not gonna lie. really bothers me when people go to my grandfathers camp that arent family. glad my uncle bought it#rip"} +{"tweet": "#ff @SonyaReg"} +{"tweet": "Here is the good news #BrickByBrick beat Floridas ass!!!!!!111111. Wait. (Listens to a sober person whispering in my ear). Never mind!!!1"} +{"tweet": "I could use some advice from my brother right now.."} +{"tweet": "We all have thrones. You can't let that stop you."} +{"tweet": "@kerrykeenann you're really going?!"} +{"tweet": "That was awesome."} +{"tweet": "@coralinetheblue good thing you wore the combat boots."} +{"tweet": "Tired. Just wanna go home n sleep but i have a class at 4 :'("} +{"tweet": "Dangerous minds \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@KDenry who's your boyfriend"} +{"tweet": "@J_Fugate Friday"} +{"tweet": "Not ashamed to say a great Sunday means I got to watch a full episode of @CBSSunday."} +{"tweet": "That's was rude my bad oops"} +{"tweet": "Wow. Bo should yell in his headset there. Poor playcalls."} +{"tweet": "But you are a slut.. #lol #newsflash"} +{"tweet": "I just need a puppy"} +{"tweet": "Why am I craving Chinese food:("} +{"tweet": "oh no sad/angry people"} +{"tweet": "@mander1512 we be stylin and profilin when we strut in those \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\udc62 if only we can find them"} +{"tweet": "Somewhere between psychotic and iconic, somewhere between I want it and I got it"} +{"tweet": "@Rico_Schablay so what's this one?"} +{"tweet": "@adonabella12 @noahlee773 what times it at"} +{"tweet": "What I would do to be able to be at the first day of after school tomorrow to play with my favorite kids and staff"} +{"tweet": "@AllyM_21 me too!! :)"} +{"tweet": "@JessH3ndrickson thanks for your sympathy.... #haha"} +{"tweet": "Pledge to be drug free"} +{"tweet": "Now EAS has taken over and I'm missing the shows. Come on @Comcast"} +{"tweet": "I just want to fing scream, run away, fall asleep and never wake up."} +{"tweet": "@phillwithit dad and I will be attending your game"} +{"tweet": "@sheseemslegit peanut butter and chocolate"} +{"tweet": "We better beat St. Pete's Tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "What a relief \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "@yourbestfred @biggles14 Fred here's to hoping you're having success in the negotiations."} +{"tweet": "I want new emojis"} +{"tweet": "Side effects from medicine are always worse than what you actually have."} +{"tweet": "@mantha_holden @thoughtskendalI I just saw that hahah"} +{"tweet": "I fell in love with you, I don't know how, I don't know when, I don't know where... but I did."} +{"tweet": "I'm straight but I'm seeing crooked before #work"} +{"tweet": "Need some change"} +{"tweet": "The mayor of Toronto smokes crack... hahaha"} +{"tweet": "\\if you have time to lean, you have time to clean\\\" read as im leaning, ooppsie..\""} +{"tweet": "I honestly don't feel that I owe you anything."} +{"tweet": "junction cittttttttttttay"} +{"tweet": "Lost pisses me off #AllHype #NotThatGood"} +{"tweet": "Haven't watched l&o svu in a week \\ud83d\\ude1f"} +{"tweet": "I feel like an old panzy today after playing road hockey all day yesterday. #oldfolkproblems #outofshape"} +{"tweet": "About to go to sleep for the night. Way to tired."} +{"tweet": "Go Cats\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83c\\udfc0 #BBN"} +{"tweet": "Face the stench in the fire"} +{"tweet": "Little miss sunshine"} +{"tweet": "Can I punch you both in the throat already?"} +{"tweet": "Am I the only person who had a decent Monday?! Everyone is being a negative Nancy! Smh."} +{"tweet": "@Beats_byTre \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "@travisxayers I will. :)"} +{"tweet": "I felt kinda replaced ..."} +{"tweet": "You don't no now but you will soon\\ud83d\\ude08"} +{"tweet": "Pat is so boring"} +{"tweet": "Brrrrrrrrrrrrr, this really sucks."} +{"tweet": "Time to watch @StreetLeague"} +{"tweet": "I need a drink"} +{"tweet": "@frannzzy hahaha and there's the occasional creep, that is surprisingly persistent!"} +{"tweet": "Seventeen year old autistic son woke up sobbing and screaming he wanted to kill himself. So people complaining about dumb shit? Fuck you."} +{"tweet": "Very odd past week, feel confused on a lot of things."} +{"tweet": "Georgetown making another deep playoff run??.. Ill have something to comeback and watch when I get home"} +{"tweet": "@Chelsea__Miller I love your boobies"} +{"tweet": "The sun is shinning, not a damn thing can get me down \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83c\\udf1e"} +{"tweet": "Hangover 2....Bradley Cooper \\ud83d\\ude0d #mmmmm"} +{"tweet": "I didn't get to listen to 5sos today what is this. #sadface"} +{"tweet": "Is that your sister in left field ? Naked ? You think she'd go out with me ?"} +{"tweet": "Why do people threaten people by saying they're going to leave that person for someone else. How could anyone trust you then?"} +{"tweet": "@alysoncolletti NOT FOR ME"} +{"tweet": "I just reeeeeeeeaaalllly miss you\\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "Emit just told me leggings are against dress code .. #wtf"} +{"tweet": "@_AndWhoo hey, I was going to believe you !"} +{"tweet": "When we have live bands playing it makes work so much more enjoyable! \\ud83c\\udfa4\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@CLE666 @V_Money27 be right in that just hold on 6 months"} +{"tweet": "The thought of you talking to him make me want to vomit ."} +{"tweet": "I should prolly shower and get ready for the day but I'm too damn lazy"} +{"tweet": "I really need a gf bro times like this I need one lol"} +{"tweet": "Not even close"} +{"tweet": "I heard she was born naked, that slut."} +{"tweet": "Football. All. Day."} +{"tweet": "I am so thankful my best friend is still here\\ud83d\\udc9e nothing would be the same without you Mariah.."} +{"tweet": "@ashreneasoko Okay I'll stop with the winky faces and the other one! Just for you though\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@RunLove see what I mean?"} +{"tweet": "Really .. this cant wait til later"} +{"tweet": "@JacobKvernum ya in 4 rounds"} +{"tweet": "@HoodieAllen #HoodieHang do you plan on coming to central Illinois any time soon?!!!"} +{"tweet": "It's nice for people to play with other people's emotions."} +{"tweet": "Besides I'm never good enough for anyone anyways, so it doesn't matter. Cause people always leaves me. \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@XOXOtessa_ I'll come too... (: or I'll be BS. Lol"} +{"tweet": "I'm dreading school tomorrow. Got me in all these Honor classes."} +{"tweet": "He is not gonna do it today."} +{"tweet": "I'm just a little pissed to wake up to snow/ice on the ground."} +{"tweet": "So if I just about ran into you, don't take it personal. I did not see you there \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@Alli_zyla well even if they were drinking being kicked off is to far. How many got kicked off? Because didnt most of them just get punished"} +{"tweet": "The noises my dads make when they fight<"} +{"tweet": "So f#cking addicted to American horror story! Ugh only wish I had a cuddle buddy to watch it with me:/"} +{"tweet": "@kay_davis23 yes for sure!!"} +{"tweet": "Got me some more supps today \\ud83d\\udcaa\\ud83d\\udcaa\\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "@Dobber_MG no I didn't.. I really should have because I don't think I can finish this.."} +{"tweet": "@PaaigeeyBoo well come here and just tell me when you're coming and hannah and I will meet you somewhere ight?"} +{"tweet": "Double points just for showing up the Friday before fall break. This school knows its students too well #WVU"} +{"tweet": "@abergail16 YAYAYAY"} +{"tweet": "@K_Tambo guess who has the 2 top spots in my bracketolgy? :-)"} +{"tweet": "@elliebellie1424 that is ECACTLY what I do every day \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "God dang that's gonna be me. Putting men in line!"} +{"tweet": "Isolation basketball is not what the Heat should be doing. Spread the floor, ball reversals and attack. Simple game..."} +{"tweet": "And it spreads just like a fire"} +{"tweet": "it must suck seeing that my best friend got with the guy you wanted twice \\ud83d\\ude02 #Whooops"} +{"tweet": "@MikeChiappetta the wrestling will be much more even. Johny could possibly win wrestling or standup, should be very interesting."} +{"tweet": "This is shaping up to be a less terrible week than I expected. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I love going to the Secretary of State.... Said no one EVER"} +{"tweet": "Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuesday.\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@Luke_Da_Great17 I know it is ! But hopefully the dramas done now"} +{"tweet": "Class till one then back to the 570 for the week"} +{"tweet": "Hi guys"} +{"tweet": "I just found so many weird videos lol I can't stop laughing"} +{"tweet": "The pictures of you two together will NEVER stop."} +{"tweet": "Evan is uninvited"} +{"tweet": "If you have something negative to say about pit bulls then you have clearly never owned one"} +{"tweet": "You're not the person that I knew back then"} +{"tweet": "Just sitting in my bed thinking and lexie texts me \\WTF well if you need a kidney ill give you one.\\\" Hahaha #BestFriendStatus\""} +{"tweet": "@Rvoh NO, that I'm sure of. Whether or not I have the capability to embrace it in public would be another story."} +{"tweet": "@SomeKindofJesse dude I have been inspired by this to try my hardest to make the world around me a better place"} +{"tweet": "#ItsCrazyHow someone can be your everything one day, and a stranger the next"} +{"tweet": "Merry Christmas Eve eve"} +{"tweet": "Thank god the one direction movie is out because I was close to smashing my tv because of the commercial for it"} +{"tweet": "You end up doing things you said you'd never do"} +{"tweet": "I'm so sick of feeling like this \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could big footing with them #jelly #FindingBigfoot"} +{"tweet": ":("} +{"tweet": "Happy Monday \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Why are you whispering about them we are 3 states away."} +{"tweet": "@Alicat231 hey do you work tomorrow?"} +{"tweet": "@QueenPlush When you coming?"} +{"tweet": "@JacobParfait mrs jones. is she here"} +{"tweet": "@SluttyBoy_Meel @BTolomeo is that a challenge"} +{"tweet": "Oh you know, it'd be cool if I could walk. #hipsoutofplace #ouchouchouch"} +{"tweet": "What did i do wrong?! #pleasetellme"} +{"tweet": "How irrelevant is it that my face breaks out when I have to do a photo shoot :( ugh"} +{"tweet": "There is something really gross about microwaving slippers. #hotbooties"} +{"tweet": "Hot like a toaster noooooo"} +{"tweet": "@Amanda_Hall23 Haha thanks! You're awesome!"} +{"tweet": "Loving my best friends right now @kelbreck @A_Holmes31 @sammykogut \\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@ThatPatsGirl @librabeautyxo_ lol maybe more. I was one stupid comment away from deleting my account lol"} +{"tweet": "@LaurenLco text me"} +{"tweet": "I honestly don't even know if I want to play college anymore."} +{"tweet": "I really think my car is about to blow up."} +{"tweet": "Congrats to Waino for a full game"} +{"tweet": "@Huntermoore it's legit"} +{"tweet": "CALL PPL THEN BOO"} +{"tweet": "The fact that i liked katherine in 5th grade and kaitlyn in 6th grade is beyond me"} +{"tweet": "Rode my horse, cleaned Sally, drank moonshine, boxed, played basketball, drank beer and went Mudding in the freezing rain #sundayfunday"} +{"tweet": "@ally_simpsonn i might be coming too"} +{"tweet": "@delaney_malia is a horrible influence. \\ud83d\\ude32"} +{"tweet": "@juliatherrien #longhairdontcare"} +{"tweet": "@lyndsayycarmell take a joke."} +{"tweet": "@RatchetMeow god I hate people like that so much.\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "I love @mekayluh attitude! #haha"} +{"tweet": "Homework on the bus to oil city will be fun \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@shelbyvaughn21 ill a text or phone call away."} +{"tweet": "Everything's going way too fast"} +{"tweet": "Can't sleep anymore. Welp. Time to down some knockoff NyQuil and hope for the best!"} +{"tweet": "tell me now if its not the end"} +{"tweet": "How do you know snow is white?"} +{"tweet": "Even tho I dont like pools and cant swim..the pools here in the states at least here..Are nothin compared to the schwimmbads in Germany"} +{"tweet": "Just left work. The only thing on my mind right now is bojangles and a nap"} +{"tweet": "@keystonepubpa is your Whitehall location open Christmas night?"} +{"tweet": "I hate the dentist"} +{"tweet": "@GErepdom what ya doing? Were u in Spanish classes earlier"} +{"tweet": "Tyler Perry movie marathon \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Craig Culver sighting at the Baraboo Culver's today after daughter got braces off! #custardgod"} +{"tweet": "Sigh"} +{"tweet": "Someone please call the school pretending to be my mom/dad and dismiss me #please"} +{"tweet": "Why am I up so early? #uh"} +{"tweet": "I love that is snowed, but just wanna leave my house! Like why!?!? \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Andddd I'm here way too early #fack"} +{"tweet": "@Tigga95 @travboornazian I'm out of Spanish!!"} +{"tweet": "@MattMurphy96 @tcaSTEALYAGIRL can you make your theme song piano man?"} +{"tweet": "I love putting on brand new clothes"} +{"tweet": "@cclayton45 @christy_bowgren both of you are tanning and tweeting at the same time haha \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Mac Miller trash rap."} +{"tweet": "@j_troms actually it's 88 degrees"} +{"tweet": "You're so trashy."} +{"tweet": "I'm so happy right now. #lifesgood #subtweet (:"} +{"tweet": "Climb into or private bubble and let's get into all kinds of trouble"} +{"tweet": "@JakeRunsThings The Steelers are obviously playing in the preliminary game at 4:52 p.m. so yes he is \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "It's impossible for me not to care."} +{"tweet": "Shaving is for pussies.... Lol get it???"} +{"tweet": "Brie won't wake the FACK up"} +{"tweet": "What was even going on todayyyy... Like really. #insanity"} +{"tweet": "Everything's fine and then you go and fuck it up again."} +{"tweet": "Why is your child creepy"} +{"tweet": "I miss my girls @kenedylovee @lmorley95"} +{"tweet": "@ASkrzyneki17 after you finish them orange tictacs lolz"} +{"tweet": "maybe just broke all my knuckles #RIP"} +{"tweet": "I'm not fucking hiding"} +{"tweet": "@w_snyder_jr haha I'm more on Murray and Duper watch than anything.."} +{"tweet": "I miss @MKwitowski :("} +{"tweet": "@caylacummins time of our lives \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Two finals out the way"} +{"tweet": "\\This is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will and 5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@meqsense Haha who are they not to believe you!!"} +{"tweet": "Thanksgiving at the barn today!! #pumped #earlythanksgiving"} +{"tweet": "@TheShuShu_Maker okay!! Thanks girl\\ud83d\\ude18 can't wait to see you, I miss ya!"} +{"tweet": "@TFreant My name is NOT donovan!"} +{"tweet": "@bigikecomedy is a sharknado in the kitchen"} +{"tweet": "I love rainbows after storms cause it shows something good always comes out of the bad and I feel like that's how people need view life"} +{"tweet": "Just describing a lady's nipples and vagina in my homework. #NursingProbs #Obstetrics"} +{"tweet": "@austinneely5 is a girl... I swear."} +{"tweet": "Just kidding"} +{"tweet": "c4 is def my favorite preworkout supplement"} +{"tweet": "Course this would come on"} +{"tweet": "@Busy_Lizzi thanks lovey \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@jlfviper @WWE Jason you do know she still works for WWE? Its a story not real"} +{"tweet": "@HauseSamantha bitch it might be."} +{"tweet": "The senior hallway is so sad and empty! \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Wow I find the lead singer of Imagine Dragons extremely attractive"} +{"tweet": "@Fi_TTC I agree!"} +{"tweet": "Glad I left you to get this sub it's delicious"} +{"tweet": "Finally decided what I'm gonna be this weekend. \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@MariaSugarmann your going to shave your head and break a window for no reason?? \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I wouldn't complain if someone made me french toast this morning."} +{"tweet": "@GOLF_KING_66 @tgasper134 @Woodard72 Mike and I on our hot air balloon ride"} +{"tweet": "Boy, do I feel crumby."} +{"tweet": "@haleighrosee much love"} +{"tweet": "I swear I'm dehydrated bc I have done nothing but drink water & tea, haven't ate anything today."} +{"tweet": "I am so lucky that I was told @StealthMoves07 about your system i've banged 8 chicks @menge_worm in 12 days"} +{"tweet": "They mixed up things and pulled things from the other books but it was still a good movie. Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Valentine is my fave tho"} +{"tweet": "@KelseaAnderson2 @marque_jean @m011s Wish you girls were here! Missing most of the Anderson girls."} +{"tweet": "But I don't answer, because I'm not into that shit, and no matter how fucking bad I don't like you, I'm not going to talk to him."} +{"tweet": "Why is it I can't fall asleep without music ... \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "@AdamSchefter nfl is a joke"} +{"tweet": "Done with today."} +{"tweet": "goddamn that was a violent sneeze"} +{"tweet": "Watching the SuperBowl with Dad!\\u270c\\ud83d\\udc99\\n#superbowl2013"} +{"tweet": "I refuse to."} +{"tweet": "I hate this feeling of not knowing what you're feeling."} +{"tweet": "Ice<<"} +{"tweet": "@ChandlerGlass @mattscotf Little bit of both actually."} +{"tweet": "Watching Jerry springer"} +{"tweet": "@brittanymascia shut up you love me. <3"} +{"tweet": "Two minutes in the bk drive though>> #superquick"} +{"tweet": "When things are tough, you must be tougher."} +{"tweet": "Ellen Hopkins' books will never get old."} +{"tweet": "Done with my phone for a while. #byebyeeveryone"} +{"tweet": "@CalebHarris27 is there an algorithm for it ?"} +{"tweet": "@leeshabeth ouch"} +{"tweet": "I'm not telling you shit, actually. You pissed me off so I'm going to let you learn for yourself."} +{"tweet": "My boyfriends gonna be an uncle in a couple days!\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\n#socute"} +{"tweet": "The smell of dog food makes me wanna hurl #ahhhnasty #dogchow"} +{"tweet": "Driving home. Looking forward to some r&r and our own bed!"} +{"tweet": "@villesfinest24 Saturday at home .\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Bongs & Thongs \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I keep forgetting that it's not Friday and everyone else has school tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@ToTheTanr hahahaha okay"} +{"tweet": "The one thing I wanna improve in life is my job than that..Perfect friends, perfect boyfriend, I have a perfectly happy life :)"} +{"tweet": "@taraxv why are you sitting on the opposite side of lecture hall"} +{"tweet": "@againstxchris A friend told me about him a few months back. Love him!"} +{"tweet": "New Year's Resolution to take my internet accounts less seriously~"} +{"tweet": "I'm just going to sit back, strap in and prepare for the ride. Live life, what comes... comes."} +{"tweet": "@Pravlik_H omg omg omg omg.."} +{"tweet": "@Cdanielle53 no problem!"} +{"tweet": "I legit can't get one person to answer my phone calls"} +{"tweet": "@leahmosselliott thanks for the run this morning #windy"} +{"tweet": "@NRF_xQUANTUMx ill be at locals though"} +{"tweet": "If you & your man fight none stop, it's pretty well over. Do youse self a favor & leave."} +{"tweet": "This weather is confusing me!"} +{"tweet": "makayla, I love you. text me."} +{"tweet": "Rock my body"} +{"tweet": "So are we going home?"} +{"tweet": "The only flannels I've ever seen at a store are brokeback mountain bullshit I AM NOT A COWBOY I JUST WANT TO BE CUTE"} +{"tweet": "I'm a little aggravated I haven't got that letter yet.. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I feel concussed from falling on the ice today so thats what's going on in my life"} +{"tweet": "@Tyler_Harder dang it"} +{"tweet": "A brother can't focus"} +{"tweet": "@connor_dann #agreed \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "Someone stay up with me all night"} +{"tweet": "Yea We won #shutthefuckup"} +{"tweet": "Moms EcoBoost in the truck >>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "I'm ready for all the snow to melt I'm done with it"} +{"tweet": "11:11\\u2728"} +{"tweet": "I have the worst luck ever"} +{"tweet": "At Hanover, everyone talks shit about everyone!"} +{"tweet": "@ColbyOnHi You really think so? It kinda Smells Like Teen Spirit to me. #LameAssJoke"} +{"tweet": "Ok rain needs to already check out especially do Florida next week !!! I'm needing some sun and relaxation .. Don't make me change plans !"} +{"tweet": "@cariiiissa The more I work the more I wish it would come true lol we have such big goals for ourselves \\ud83d\\udc81 \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@madsseiter \\u270c-\\ud83d\\udc46"} +{"tweet": "@JennaKochanski i'll see you tomorrow night! ily2 babe"} +{"tweet": "@Rellam20 clearly look at you. #ratchet :)"} +{"tweet": "@baileycadrette such a bad movie"} +{"tweet": "Friday can't come soon enough! #family #nymills"} +{"tweet": "I got five on itttt"} +{"tweet": "I think I'm dying, hate being sick.:(((((("} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Why be rude.....be nice hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@hannahgarvin @ButlerKellie @lilyyyy2 oh i dont know any of those people"} +{"tweet": "Change is good"} +{"tweet": "#Cincinnati has never looked so good. @SAOyler way to go!!!"} +{"tweet": "@stulleyx3 I'm sorrrryyyy \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Forrest Gump will never get old"} +{"tweet": "@RobDolese @TreyDeschamp @depreo like I said, I looked hard at both schools. It's what you make of them. Don't get mighty because of costs."} +{"tweet": "So glad that Jaylen is mine and only mine & there isn't a person in the world that could take him from me."} +{"tweet": "@RefractorMan he's a real \\winner\\\" lol\""} +{"tweet": "I am seriously in love with this new update, I don't care what anyone says about #iOS7 \\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "@TheLoneBellow PS -- their chapel is breathtaking."} +{"tweet": "@wasatchbeers I can only pick one?? Pearl Jam is definitely up there. Ooh. The Toadies, PM5K and Seven Mary Three definitely rank as well."} +{"tweet": "I love riding in the yoter"} +{"tweet": "I need to stop being so sad \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Can I have a snow day from work?!"} +{"tweet": "First year ima not gunna have a midnight kiss inna while :("} +{"tweet": "Now whoever tries to call you on your bullshits a hater?"} +{"tweet": "I'm live tweeting ok"} +{"tweet": "I miss being close with my dad, but nothing will ever be the same."} +{"tweet": "BRING OUT THE DANCING LOBSTERS"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could just wake up and everything be better but sadly I guess it don't work like that..."} +{"tweet": "I wanna go night swimming!! \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Everyone is so excited to come back to Iup and I have been here for over a month and I can't wait to go home for four days #summerclasses"} +{"tweet": "Uggs!!"} +{"tweet": "@itsvalerierarig no for real! haah"} +{"tweet": "@wachellll I had a lovely time to day and it was amazing seeing you I love you be happy please"} +{"tweet": "I wanna dig my way to Hell"} +{"tweet": "@IzikMoret couldn't agree more"} +{"tweet": "That dissatisfying moment when you realize you only shaved one of your legs. #whoops"} +{"tweet": "I fear losing the only thing I've ever held so close."} +{"tweet": "@BreeCornwell \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "I'm about being single, seeing double, makin tripleeee"} +{"tweet": "I understand nothing in math"} +{"tweet": "Ohhh..."} +{"tweet": "20 days....."} +{"tweet": "When old lady's are talking about cheap thongs but they really mean flip flops #lololololol #mindfuck"} +{"tweet": "Sally is about to murder me cause I keep calling her Sal #canthelpit #srynotsry"} +{"tweet": "such an awkward moment."} +{"tweet": "#whatpeopledontrealize is that cheating is VERY damaging. Shapes the person to be more afraid of commitment & just plain damages them."} +{"tweet": "Thank you officer for wasting my time and for that lovely speeding ticket you gave me! #ArkansasCops #idiots"} +{"tweet": "Nerlens Noel just proved that the future is unpredictable. Savor what you are blessed with, while you still have it. #Blessed #TGBTG"} +{"tweet": "@Chloe_Potter101 lol that's how I was 2 nights ago"} +{"tweet": "It's seems that my friends don't want to talk so I will be taking NyQuil"} +{"tweet": "@jasmine_tschida what did you do?!"} +{"tweet": "Can someone tell me what king cake is people keep talking about it? #replytweet #ilovecake"} +{"tweet": "@bburns2012 I thought the same thing!"} +{"tweet": "@rachelprincipe I wuv you thank you babe"} +{"tweet": "This morning me an my mom wrote out my diet for the next month. This grinds unreal"} +{"tweet": "@LeonardBrendan why can't you go?"} +{"tweet": "It's not like you'd care if I was sad or not. You'd just yell at me anyways like you always do. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@justinbieber Nothing Like Us describes my life right now. The piano, your voice, the lyrics. It made me actually DANCE to it. I LOVE it<33"} +{"tweet": "@Dread_On_Me25 awe that's even worse!! Poor Taylor !"} +{"tweet": "I just miss my girls.. \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "Ridin' just came on my Pandora and it reminded me of grade school when you'd always say mowing instead lololol @Tanner_Litton"} +{"tweet": "Never say never"} +{"tweet": "@bradberry_kayla hey can you come?!"} +{"tweet": "I remember when the back street boys were the jammmm! \\ud83c\\udfa4"} +{"tweet": "Waitin all day for Sunday night"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude10\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Movies like these make me not want to ever go on a vacation with just my girl friends #weendupmissing"} +{"tweet": "I should not be awake right now ...#ohwell #goodconvogoin"} +{"tweet": "I love that one of the guys I work with calls me Tod. Close but no."} +{"tweet": "That was the worst dream ever"} +{"tweet": "I kinda wanna go watch movies"} +{"tweet": "Hot date tonight \\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "Why can't I be like everyone else and be in a relationship. All i want is a girl i can love and call mine."} +{"tweet": "I remember when I walked all over people to get what I wanted, too. #butwait"} +{"tweet": "#SheMightBeToYoungIf she hits you up on MySpace"} +{"tweet": "Replaced"} +{"tweet": "adam is sexy\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@halenator I'm assuming you didn't make that at the Caboose?!"} +{"tweet": "Fast & furious tonight \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna be so tired tomorrow! \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@waitwhat__ yeahh it's been awhile. Lol"} +{"tweet": "Having the time of my life"} +{"tweet": "$130 tab then a $201 tab are you shitting me fellas"} +{"tweet": "@VivaLaAnnalie I'll be sure to keep that in mind."} +{"tweet": "Hoping for the best"} +{"tweet": "After having worked at a McDonald's, about the only reason I'll stop at one now is to take a piss."} +{"tweet": "of course class meetings & class officer speeches would cut into health"} +{"tweet": "Deciding right now that I'm not going to my 9:30"} +{"tweet": "I hate being sick #fever #boo \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "There are absolutely no words to describe how much I love and respect my mother"} +{"tweet": "They can never keep the lead ... I swear \\ud83d\\ude10\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I need something to do tonight.. Give me plans"} +{"tweet": "Nathan takes longer to get ready than a girl"} +{"tweet": "Why's there snow outside. Make it stopppp"} +{"tweet": "Do white girls really tan if they don't post a laying out pic? Lol, unanswered questions.."} +{"tweet": "@_dajahhhh sounds like a plan"} +{"tweet": "I wish my dreams came true."} +{"tweet": "You can do much better than me.. You've been told\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "@whyitsorbet @ashxbashhh you're just jealous"} +{"tweet": "This has been the longest study hall..."} +{"tweet": "@DBox1232 that's 2 people stupid"} +{"tweet": "I want to live in a world where Glee doesn't exist"} +{"tweet": "@ceels66 is that Jefferson A?"} +{"tweet": "\\This is why you can't get a boyfriend, you make those stupid, ugly faces.\\\" Thanks mom \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d\""} +{"tweet": "after finding out what \\Lent\\\" is I've decided it's complete bull.shit.\""} +{"tweet": "@jennygardiner Why do all these contestants agree to move to where the BACHELOR lives? Tell him NO, ladies! #bachelor"} +{"tweet": "@MikeFunke whatever your reason is, just sleep. That's what I do haha."} +{"tweet": "Dear God, please bless me to be sent home early from work \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "How does this happen two nights in a roww omgg #fuck"} +{"tweet": "I hate sleeping alone"} +{"tweet": "It better not rain tonight"} +{"tweet": "I hope today is just as nice out. I got a lot of energy stored up from winter out of my system yesterday. Lol"} +{"tweet": "And everyone here is well aware of that. #prevtweet"} +{"tweet": "This kid I used to work with but go to college with now told me how much his ex girlfriend hated me and talked to me. I loled"} +{"tweet": "@Cmw2412 hey do you ride up to the games with your dad?"} +{"tweet": "@Ess_Jay_Eff it was a pretty sweet monday lol"} +{"tweet": "my perfect dream guy is @OfficialSoMo #WhatABabeee"} +{"tweet": "Successful night \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "What kind of accent does Tara Reid have? Where has she been? #sharkafterdark"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure people from the lehigh valley don't know how to accept people from other walks of life #truth #lehighvalleynotfriendly"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to play gta online"} +{"tweet": "@Itscodyman @camqpool ew cam. And I have no response my twitter does suck :("} +{"tweet": "@jenycassel #nervous"} +{"tweet": "The guy at the massage kiosk at the mall asked if I wanted a massage to make my night better. I know I look bad in hats but dang"} +{"tweet": "No you're not"} +{"tweet": "@Hayrob93 me. \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\ude4b"} +{"tweet": "Blessed and grateful for waking up to another day"} +{"tweet": "my parents lost Stella in the house and spent 2 hours looking then a minute after I walk in the door she comes running up to me\\ud83d\\ude0d #shelovesme"} +{"tweet": "@istoleaballoon yeah. I know :/ b"} +{"tweet": "I'm about to call you out. Would that be appropriate?"} +{"tweet": "@BaileyScarberry It really did.. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "What happened? #subtweet"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand why people complain so much about the weather. first it's too cold, then too rainy, then too hot. just enjoy it for it!"} +{"tweet": "I need to stop buying shoes"} +{"tweet": "Class is cancelled, &even though I have an exam tomorrow of course my immediate reaction is to work out. #nomorestudying"} +{"tweet": "@c_hull15 @bmerryman29 haha who knew you needed to practice?"} +{"tweet": "someone's grumpy.. #nothanks"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure @ABecker_6 screamed like a little girl in, \\Insidious 2!\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Hey @daveryankdwb you man crush just won a golden globe."} +{"tweet": "Gonna get a spray tan for the hell of it with @haleyy_myers & @alleneakathryn"} +{"tweet": "So I survived my first semester of college. Defeated my finals. And now it's time to go home. #finally"} +{"tweet": "Cause I can't tell if we're both kidding about being \\best friends\\\".\""} +{"tweet": "#TeamMarkus @MarkusMulvi28 you would wreck Blake any day"} +{"tweet": "@IMIKEIPALME_ I was gonna say what's up but I had to get going to work."} +{"tweet": "For me, like so many others, running is the answer. Out on the road it is just you, the pavement, and your will. John Bingham"} +{"tweet": "Giving orders? Haha i will when I'm ready"} +{"tweet": "My alcohol tolerance is high as fuck when I'm drunk- Ryan grooms"} +{"tweet": "I did it for the girl dancing in the sunset \\u2600\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I remember whenever I was ill or sick @CassiePelland7 would make me feel all better and shove food down my throat. Miss youu \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@sarah_3938 sarahhhhhhhh"} +{"tweet": "Running on 3 hours of sleep #ohwell"} +{"tweet": "no idea what I'll be eating for dinner tonight"} +{"tweet": "a lot of deer out tonight \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@jclaus23 you're hilarious Jackson.. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "The wind is picking up outside.... IT'S COMING"} +{"tweet": "I do not remember bailey snoring before we left for break, but good god this has got to stop \\ud83d\\udc7f"} +{"tweet": "hey @Rambo016"} +{"tweet": "@Kytork yes I do actually"} +{"tweet": "you deserve an award."} +{"tweet": "Okay rude."} +{"tweet": "I have no luck\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@cigar505 wow....Mexican?? I thought we were friends Zachery!"} +{"tweet": "@ComcastMike stop being terrible and fix @Djm42185 's cable."} +{"tweet": "Literalmente en el para\\u00edso!!!"} +{"tweet": "Seems like everyone's missing someone tonight.."} +{"tweet": "Everybody must be jealous of our fan base if they think we are the meanest.Ha!I think I'm a very nice person as long as u aren't mean to me"} +{"tweet": "The rest of this break is gonna suuuuck"} +{"tweet": "@ChrisChin7 haha I looked ur last day was yesterday. oh well who cares"} +{"tweet": "Play League with me so I know it's real\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I'd rather have a girl with flowers in her hair \\ud83c\\udf3a than diamonds on her neck \\ud83d\\udc8e"} +{"tweet": "Its 2:30 in the morning and I'm still playing football. Sweet."} +{"tweet": "@lauraorlo4 lol, my bad. It's the Italian."} +{"tweet": "It's October \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83c\\udf43\\ud83c\\udf42\\ud83c\\udf41\\u26c5\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udf83\\ud83d\\udc7b"} +{"tweet": "Literally had Justin Timberlake songs in my head all day but I'm not complaining\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Definitely nap time."} +{"tweet": "Girls on twitter right now are like I bet Campbell will score in double OT"} +{"tweet": "#YoureMoreAttractiveIf your not clingy"} +{"tweet": "I am so ready to have next weekend off."} +{"tweet": "Why can't I have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards wish he was\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "The Central New York PGA wins the Assistants Association Ryder Cup 10.5 to 9.5. Thank you @thebtolnarpga and Blue Heron Hills GC for hosting"} +{"tweet": "Good luck on your finals 2morrow:) 1 month down & 3 more to go!! So proud of you!!! @darienwebb12"} +{"tweet": "@montgomery7695 that would be better then this"} +{"tweet": "My body feels amazing. Despite being sick. Exercise does improve mood."} +{"tweet": "Stat gold pony boy, stay gold!"} +{"tweet": "@JKslollipopgirl haha no we kept the vacation going and just boarded our flight to Chicago now."} +{"tweet": "@nklgarwood sometime either Thursday, Friday, or Saturday"} +{"tweet": "@katiereceveur99 A blanket, Body mist, and chocolate\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@TheJordanCarr okay... maybe my best friend jordan and my mom are an exception. :) hahahaha since of course you did tell me right away! \\ud83d\\ude0c\\ud83d\\udc6f"} +{"tweet": "One if those morning where it feels great to just sleep in class.\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "Grant Fenner shall die if he posts a single one of those pictures"} +{"tweet": "@Ryanwillbeflyi1 :/ lets get a puppy."} +{"tweet": "I am absolutely dead \\ud83d\\ude35"} +{"tweet": "@payytonn_l hey girl it Been forever"} +{"tweet": "That's all I need #prevtweet"} +{"tweet": "@ayers_hope isn't that mean?! I think she's hinting something..."} +{"tweet": "@emma_perona for real,I'm watching it now"} +{"tweet": "@MargoWhat mainly because theyre the worst band in the B1G...."} +{"tweet": "When I build a computer I'm going all out. Highest end stuff I can find."} +{"tweet": "why isn't there a little ginger one of these \\ud83d\\udc66?"} +{"tweet": "On the other hand, my only free days are tomorrow and wednesday until, not this Sunday, but next Sunday... #stillupset"} +{"tweet": "@James_Yammouni not funny"} +{"tweet": "Nap time for this grumpy girl \\u263a\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "Ok I'm ready to drop my college fund tonight #BlackFriday"} +{"tweet": "9 months today with @Coltdude23! I love you babeeee! \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Bless you, Blount. #PatriotsNation"} +{"tweet": "@DatNigPriest hahahahaha of course!"} +{"tweet": "Taylor swift bought a house in watch hill, were gunna chill"} +{"tweet": "@IGGYAZALEA will you come with me to @diplo this wednesday at summerfest?"} +{"tweet": "Hai wants me to come cuddle her and sleep"} +{"tweet": "Well that works too."} +{"tweet": "yes we can"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes it'd just be nice if that one person would send you a long text saying exactly how they feel & what their intentions are #dreaming"} +{"tweet": "Someone make plans with me"} +{"tweet": "crazy how fast everything changes"} +{"tweet": "@jenflinders I love and miss you too."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to watch #PatXO after Rangers game. Great honor to have met her years ago. Absolute greatness!!!"} +{"tweet": "@AmericanIdol \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Boston fans, get the fuck out, nobody asked."} +{"tweet": "Going to bed before midnight! #winning"} +{"tweet": "Well fuck me sideways. \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "And I don't care he's going to jail"} +{"tweet": "Tried making a wish and blowing the eyelash off my finger like 10 times and it never blew off... Guess that wish was a little far fetched!"} +{"tweet": "I get my license in exactly a month!(((:"} +{"tweet": "@Star929Radio groovin on green...is it happening in the rain tonight?"} +{"tweet": "Somebody should come over and watch movies with me. #reallytho"} +{"tweet": "Dang AZ play at 11:30 tomorrow.. I wanna watch"} +{"tweet": "at least tomorrow's my first day in legit forever that i don't have school and/or work"} +{"tweet": "Its hot a hell outside."} +{"tweet": "Having a roommate who doesn't keep up with bills is awful"} +{"tweet": "@KyRedsGal ... I think he's high!"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to be productive today."} +{"tweet": "@dj1_2 that is seriously an understatement. hahaha."} +{"tweet": "@ptxberries omg I love that one too! Me and my mom rode in the front omfg."} +{"tweet": "I need a nap"} +{"tweet": "@Hail_Athena sooooo hot"} +{"tweet": "Who the fuck is calling me?"} +{"tweet": "@fhnixon you are seriously the best example of a true man. Stay happy & continent in your life. #happynewyear #mentakenote"} +{"tweet": "No they can't"} +{"tweet": "I'm back had to make a smoothie"} +{"tweet": "When I'm falling I'm in peace. It's only when I hit the ground it causes all the grief."} +{"tweet": "@HobblesMcGee DUDE I could give you mine. It\\u2019s pimp. Graphite."} +{"tweet": "Guys, its game day tomorrow! #ahhh"} +{"tweet": "@kyleighgrace121 NO NOT TABATHA OH MY GOD"} +{"tweet": "#TrustInHim and only him."} +{"tweet": "@slimraerae why are you not here today??"} +{"tweet": "#TeamNoSleep"} +{"tweet": "I feel so good"} +{"tweet": "First final......"} +{"tweet": "@ItzLilRaq me."} +{"tweet": "You may weep cause your weakened\\n& everything seems so bleak nd the light that your seekin It begins to seep in"} +{"tweet": "The memory is rising fast, it's seeping in through every crack. Oh it's funny how it all comes back, when you're trying to forget it."} +{"tweet": "Ive been waiting for that day for over a year now. Holy shit."} +{"tweet": "@16atrachtman leave me alone"} +{"tweet": "Blasting Get Lucky in my room because reasons"} +{"tweet": "If anyone tells you that Junior year is easy, they are a liar."} +{"tweet": "receive my prayer language? which bible passage says i should want this? oh right, it's not in the bible #awakeningrevival"} +{"tweet": "Got my stuff for school :)"} +{"tweet": "@GennaBoyce do you guys have a lot of free time?"} +{"tweet": "wish I could go back in time and NOT give 2 weeks notice to my previous employer"} +{"tweet": "I'm like the only white girl who doesn't think Duck Dynasty is the second coming of Christ."} +{"tweet": "@_jessbake this song goes out to all the babies mama's... Mama's mama's."} +{"tweet": "Andddd you don't care either. Whatevvvaa."} +{"tweet": "@WalkCassie Oh heyyy, you have a picture!\\u261d"} +{"tweet": "@JavannaNannoshi me too"} +{"tweet": "Joel's mad cause I'm funny and smith is passed out"} +{"tweet": "Brainiac choice of the day: to dive under a big wave wearing Rx eyeglasses. Looks like I'll be wearing contacts now. #stupidblondemoment :-/"} +{"tweet": "She likes whiskey with her water"} +{"tweet": "Hmm people seem to be writing essays and doing college stuff...I guess I should get in that."} +{"tweet": "But i caaaaaant wait to spend the night in the cape tomorrow \\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "I want an ice cold Bud Light right now"} +{"tweet": "@Kleier30 @JimmyJimJamesM @BallsOfCheese55 dude I sent you one 6 hrs ago."} +{"tweet": "@jetteburchett okie that's fine!"} +{"tweet": "Can you stop telling people I'm \\too good\\\" for things? Thanks\""} +{"tweet": "K. Kerion shut up with your life lesson tweet reading \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Just kiss me under the mistletoe \\ud83d\\udc96\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "Pounding my head on a wall seems more thrilling then playing basketball right now"} +{"tweet": "When my phone hits 69% I let out a small giggle."} +{"tweet": "Smoking in the boys room."} +{"tweet": "Thank god is Friday. \\ud83d\\ude1d\\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "It's 5 o'clock Somewhere comes on the Radio while on my way to Work on a Monday Morning #WhatATease"} +{"tweet": "When Blackhawk is on the radio when u get in the car>>>> it's going to be a good day"} +{"tweet": "@birbigs I would shit myself after 2 cups"} +{"tweet": "@gspot1177 good night hun"} +{"tweet": "Fuck yea French Toast for dinner\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@tori0531 it's about time (:"} +{"tweet": "@iitsemma12 I just had my interview today."} +{"tweet": "My genres of music that I listen to legit is always getting mixed up. I'm always listening to something different. I'm loving the variety"} +{"tweet": "I like when money makes a difference but don't make you different"} +{"tweet": "#ThereIsADifferenceBetween loving and being in love"} +{"tweet": "@Teddy_L_Ryan why you retweeting so much!!"} +{"tweet": "He makes me happy sooo happy :)"} +{"tweet": "Dion Lewis broke his leg \\ud83d\\ude22FACK"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes all you need is a wake up call to realize what you need to do to get back on track #thanksreality \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I hate my phone. I think it's time for a new one"} +{"tweet": "You're pretty much pathetic"} +{"tweet": "@wes_sandquist if I remember right it's 6000 seats, but for the best seats show up early"} +{"tweet": "I'm going back to bed"} +{"tweet": "I don't play with drama"} +{"tweet": "You make me want to rip my head off."} +{"tweet": "@Blitz_182 for what class?"} +{"tweet": "@JRyanPotts77 Its good stuff. Easy in, valet and can walk between a bunch of diff places. Cool bar at Maude's, great cocktails."} +{"tweet": "can't wait to get back on my gym grind tomorrow morning with daddy. \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udcaa later fatasss"} +{"tweet": "Will I ever wake up from this nightmare? #dayumm"} +{"tweet": "Due to numerous peoples confusion on last tweet. I am sorry. The 140 character limit could not do it justice."} +{"tweet": "The only way I'm gonna make it through this term paper is having BANGERZ on repeat\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Can't stand band wagoners..."} +{"tweet": "When you fall asleep on the couch and accidentally wake up at four am and have to get up and go to your room <<<"} +{"tweet": "Congrats Olli Maatta, dudes been so good this season"} +{"tweet": "Everything I see reminds me of snowboarding! #ugh #missingit"} +{"tweet": "Cray Rachael \\ud83d\\ude3a"} +{"tweet": "I have no friends"} +{"tweet": "My legs feel so heavy #fuck"} +{"tweet": "This tight rope walk is insane \\ud83d\\ude31 over the Grand Canyon!?"} +{"tweet": "If you want it done right, hope you're ready to go all night"} +{"tweet": "I get nervous some times because I can't help but over think."} +{"tweet": "Fuck summer school seriously ew \\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "I DON'T WANT TEEN WOLF TO END"} +{"tweet": "@CoreyHud21 aww well thank you! Your a sweetie. How have you been? \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "INDIANS TAKE THE LEAD"} +{"tweet": "@haleyraebostic me and my brother are talking about how freakin adorable your kittens are! #sojealous"} +{"tweet": "Heat just way to dominant"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had a group of friends like the people on How I Met Your Mother."} +{"tweet": "Wish I could see myself though someone else's eyes"} +{"tweet": "I'm biased but I don't remember another show with so much hype & chatter leading up to the premiere like #BreakingBad is getting on Twitter."} +{"tweet": "Deleting you completely out of my life was the best thing I could've ever done for myself #amazingfeeling #youareadick"} +{"tweet": "@BuckiNick7 @SFloridaDawg easier said than done!"} +{"tweet": "So over it."} +{"tweet": "13 GOING ON 30 IS ON. I've seen this movies so many times but I love it\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I have the best bestfriend ever \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@MileyCyrus the amount of hate i have for you is undescribable and i cant wait until your shitty, pop star career turns into your nightmare"} +{"tweet": "Two and a half years ago I lost my best friend. #rip #AJS"} +{"tweet": "12 days until @boburnham is in Columbus !! #Excited"} +{"tweet": "@SamanthaSmith_3 is life \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "My allergies WILL be the death of me."} +{"tweet": "Emmy Award, can you tell that tv is my best companion while I'm home alone!"} +{"tweet": "National idgaf so you should probably stop talking day \\nAka everyday"} +{"tweet": "@AdamMcLean9 and I think there's a LDS temple in Ohio so we will be covered on that side of things"} +{"tweet": "Being grounded and work is a great combo. Love it!"} +{"tweet": "Thought you'd always be there for me\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Watching movies should be my occupation."} +{"tweet": "My classroom is so hot it's unbearable. Get me out of here."} +{"tweet": "I wish someone else was in as goofy of a mood as I am \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@kobegrobe sure thing! Plenty of room at our place!"} +{"tweet": "if your gonna complain about snow then why are you in New England?"} +{"tweet": "Wearing jeans and a flannel to work today. I love this weather \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "freshman \\I LOVE COLLEGE.\\\" \\n\\nit's like day 3.\""} +{"tweet": "I ain't as good as I'm gonna get. But I'm better than I used to be"} +{"tweet": "@IAmThePaw are"} +{"tweet": "Had my first hot tottie today. I should get sick more often"} +{"tweet": "I would blow a clown for a cheeseburger right now"} +{"tweet": "Is it really necessary for you to stand outside the door while I take a drug test? I can't pee when I know you are listening. \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "@geekchiclabs still nothing"} +{"tweet": "@Dakota_Manz me 8126610492"} +{"tweet": "@markham_lauren Oh I already know! No new to shove it in my face \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Giving in and having myself some BBQ chicken fingers and fries. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@adip1294 it's horrible :("} +{"tweet": "@triknot2stair Bumpers wouldn't even help me since I don't throw gutters lol"} +{"tweet": "@DaBigHerc BASE ANGLE"} +{"tweet": "I LOVE JAMES SO MUCH"} +{"tweet": "@nathanfast at least I still have Lloyd #hesperf #neverwearssocks"} +{"tweet": "@Paige_C_Biery WHO!"} +{"tweet": "Oh flounder, don't be such a guppy! #littlemermaid"} +{"tweet": "forever not being able to sleep because of back problems"} +{"tweet": "I love new job, I love my patients, their parents...well that's something else a completely different story..."} +{"tweet": "So now what?"} +{"tweet": "I love getting pictures printed & picking out frames!"} +{"tweet": "Guess I should get outta bed"} +{"tweet": "I honestly thought work would be a lot more worse than this considering I have only had 2 1/2 hours of sleep lol"} +{"tweet": "Its the first Christmas, pilgrims. Happy Christmas, pilgrims."} +{"tweet": "That was the highlight of my week so far."} +{"tweet": "@EricDecker87 redneck rock star"} +{"tweet": "Why the hell is this YouTube add in Spanish?"} +{"tweet": "@AbbyWatkins7 we both did, hahah. But yes I wish we could go back! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Mcdonalds is trying to tell me they are out of hamburgers. Thats like the liquor store being out of liquor. The universe will implode now."} +{"tweet": "you tried to lie and say I was everything. I remember when you said \\I'm nothing without you\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@K1NGs_Cup yes you are"} +{"tweet": "Lol we don't normally talk which we used to all the time. I miss you! But you're nice & funny. \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "So I wanna swim.. Is this too much to ask?"} +{"tweet": "@Carriee_xo I spilled ranch dressing on them"} +{"tweet": "@tuttle_konner love you tooooo. (:"} +{"tweet": "@thatdudebrianb you're welcome. \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "That just pisses me off so much.."} +{"tweet": "Oh..ya because hearing leaves scurry then coyotes howling is always reassuring as I'm struggling to open my door \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "@Rev_Mother Correction. The Minns Lectures are NOT being live streamed. There are three cameras recording video. Next Year! #minnslecture"} +{"tweet": "@HellfyreClub wish you guys were accepting demos :("} +{"tweet": "@MarieCashmere I'm so over it right now."} +{"tweet": "I just miss that boy!! It's crazy. It is so unreal."} +{"tweet": "@ParkRangerrr \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "don't get me wrong I don't skate never have never will but like I will never consider that little bundle of people \\skaters\\\" lol\""} +{"tweet": "can i like travel to high schools and middle schools to tell my life? like. i've inspired quite a few people already.."} +{"tweet": "I miss everything about camp"} +{"tweet": "But I'm telling you it won't be enoughhhhhh."} +{"tweet": "It would be cool if you weren't so ignorant and dumb"} +{"tweet": "Blow by Ke$ha is so much better without the auto tune"} +{"tweet": "@JONNY_HALE_BUZZ pretty sure you just described @mandoliinee"} +{"tweet": "Dang I don't even gottt my storm buddiee\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude30\\u26a1\\u2614 @Pinky4Ever_412"} +{"tweet": "@LoganSaid_ what??"} +{"tweet": "I retweet often- because so many people have such great stuff to share! <><"} +{"tweet": "No diggity"} +{"tweet": "@sydneyfreezee thanks"} +{"tweet": "You are always on my mind.."} +{"tweet": "Kill me?"} +{"tweet": "@apjones_xox omg your tweets make you sound like you are retired haha addicted to the day time talk/ game shows girl!"} +{"tweet": "SO MUCH BDUBS \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "8am final I haven't studied for? I got it. \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "S/O @jumpman765 and @misschelle77 for being my best guy and girl friends, and @HopeMarieNoe for being the best girlfriend. #Love #6kTweet"} +{"tweet": "Loving this whole wifi thing."} +{"tweet": "I really don't trust waking myself up in the morning. I could sleep till 2 everyday if it was up to me."} +{"tweet": "@GotFrecklesBish @themikeisright_ @_kyndranichelle \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@justLOVEinee that's so me!"} +{"tweet": "@ders808 could have swapped Willis for any other action star changed the name and it would have been the same movie. #thanksbutnothanks"} +{"tweet": "I can't stand people like you"} +{"tweet": "The new Malibus are IT"} +{"tweet": "#MonasRoom creepy"} +{"tweet": "@sandyawwad mashy ya 3asl! B3mlk shay wa ahla k3k bil 3alam \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@cphilpot12 chase you're such a pessimistic person \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@MissHypnotic_ good for you!!! About time u stood up for yourself;)"} +{"tweet": "Just ran thru Cbus in the pouring rain for 5 min #nbd"} +{"tweet": "Pissed off is an understatement \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "@morgancas4 but who needs sleep, right?"} +{"tweet": "Girl in the red coat.. SHOW YO SELF."} +{"tweet": "The good news is I lost all the Thanksgiving weight. The bad news is it all came off of my boobs \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@Husker43 fml"} +{"tweet": "@JordanHoff3 gettin fit! :)))"} +{"tweet": "that joe boxer commercial makes me very torn. there's so many beautiful men I cannot decide where to look\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "OMG Miley are you horny making all your music videos?"} +{"tweet": "#damnyou"} +{"tweet": "Omg that movie is a tear jerker."} +{"tweet": "@AlvinTran6 awh thanks Alvin!! I miss your crazy ass!"} +{"tweet": "So is there an anatomy quiz tomorrow or not people"} +{"tweet": "Love hate relationship with this feeling"} +{"tweet": "I love movies with a mind twist of an ending."} +{"tweet": "@kylovescheer kinda"} +{"tweet": "Well i just wasted an hour of my life watching vines, so there is that..."} +{"tweet": "I really need to talk to @Carlyn2015 like now!:("} +{"tweet": "Just found $3 at metro I can dig it"} +{"tweet": "That's enough time for me to make up 100 excuses why your taking forever."} +{"tweet": "@stinson2614 penguins like the actual animal or the hockey team??"} +{"tweet": "@justinthelord HAHAHAHA YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?"} +{"tweet": "#IGotAThingFor brunettes."} +{"tweet": "It should be a law stating Jeans can't be worn in summer. #work #hot"} +{"tweet": "I want a pet cow."} +{"tweet": "I love @shelby_stamps \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "checked my snap chat for the 1st time today: 3 dogs, 1 toilet filled with feces and 1 person sitting on the toilet disposing of feces #nice"} +{"tweet": "wait I think I just have a headache"} +{"tweet": "Toe nail LOL"} +{"tweet": "@OliviaCarpente4 who's calling you one?"} +{"tweet": "@KenDfromdablock the impossible"} +{"tweet": "@PaulT_11 PAUL are you really gonna come?!"} +{"tweet": "Getting out of school early>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@dalvarez45 no I do not! #sincewhen"} +{"tweet": "@nicolb4ck @adam_ISOS I wish I had boobs too. So badly."} +{"tweet": "After she move we will brush our teeth and get us some breakfast"} +{"tweet": "@_Nichole_Dawn_ yes"} +{"tweet": "Kindaaaa"} +{"tweet": "@brooklynnbaird @Summer__Set #Truth @threedaysgrace"} +{"tweet": "@ramrod2303 hang in there"} +{"tweet": "Everyone is on fire tonight \\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "Today has been the strangest day ever. Hope everyone is having a wonderful Thursday..mine is definitely one from the #TwilightZone"} +{"tweet": "Im addicted to getting or wanting something new"} +{"tweet": "@Hyfr_kev lobby by the vending machines"} +{"tweet": "Friendly's is too classy for us right now"} +{"tweet": "@GrillHappiness @typennington I really like the flowers in The Gourd what great Gourd Decor Ty. :)"} +{"tweet": "It's a beautiful kind of pain"} +{"tweet": "$130 in cash, solid.\\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Taylor is awesome. :)"} +{"tweet": "The fact we have no school on Friday >>>"} +{"tweet": "When is it gonna quit storming.. #hatethisshittttt"} +{"tweet": "I don't have a care in the wooooorld."} +{"tweet": "Alex stop snap chatting me you annoying faggot"} +{"tweet": "Twitter ruined pretty little liars for me ..."} +{"tweet": "When are you gonna notice no one cares?"} +{"tweet": "This summer is Definately not what I expected"} +{"tweet": "The one person who knows me inside and out >"} +{"tweet": "Lebron and Dwade what a night. Lets go!"} +{"tweet": "I'm so thankful to have tomorrow off"} +{"tweet": "keep your friends close and your enemies closer."} +{"tweet": "Watching a movie with my dad is the worst... All he does is snore. \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "@theCORYLUKER stop it"} +{"tweet": "Hockey game vs. Basketball game"} +{"tweet": "@SaborPgh @dozenbakeshop You're so welcome."} +{"tweet": "I wonder what your mom thinks seeing people sleepover your house and hangout there that you've talked shit about to her"} +{"tweet": "@austin_edye that was the cheapest FIFA game I've ever seen. Ask Zac and he'd say the same thing"} +{"tweet": "Okay I think I'm safe"} +{"tweet": "@ashtar1357 it's a gift."} +{"tweet": "You're just lonely... #itssad"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you horoscopes and your truthfulness!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@hillis14 I'm glad I'm not the only one! It's going to be awful trying to get to work.."} +{"tweet": "I'm a huge Taylor fan but Luke shoulda had that \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Uhhhhhgg why can you just be happy when I say these things."} +{"tweet": "@AryannaHemphill what does desperate housewives have to do with glee?"} +{"tweet": "@camrysmouse right then don't pay attention when I use it"} +{"tweet": "@shelby_bepler I messaged you"} +{"tweet": "Ready for bedddd"} +{"tweet": "@LaurenKrause1 just woke..looked at those pics again...#stillLaughing"} +{"tweet": "Well goodbye"} +{"tweet": "#oops"} +{"tweet": "I'm about 90% sure there are more middle eastern people in Detroit than there are white people and black people."} +{"tweet": "@Harpers1Niter I know! Chris said my name wrong but oh well it always happens,"} +{"tweet": "@elizadushku I was wondering do you still have your Buffy moves?"} +{"tweet": "Beyond pissed. \\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "Gotta wait till Monday to practice. I'm missing out on competing #SMH"} +{"tweet": "Whenever I date someone I let them know that I want it to end badly about 6 or 7 times before we actually want to slit each others throats"} +{"tweet": "I always randomly subtweet about how minx I love Joelle\\u263a\\ufe0f I don't even mean too \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "The new Kinect is an amazing piece of technology."} +{"tweet": "Knowing how blessed I really am!"} +{"tweet": "Just called @kolekick boo\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Just as a reminder to myself"} +{"tweet": "@Justablackboy when she's older maybe"} +{"tweet": "Greaaat. Now you're mad."} +{"tweet": "You say you're over me, you always end up under me."} +{"tweet": "Friday night dinner with the rents >>>"} +{"tweet": "Is that bad ?"} +{"tweet": "Life is a challenge, lately I have encounter a few difficult ones I have lost a close friend with a stupid decision but that's life mistakes"} +{"tweet": "\\@Flyin18T: Logano fails post race inspection after Nationwide win at Dover \\r\\r \\rNO SURPRISE @penskeracing cheats & makes deals. @Joeylagano\""} +{"tweet": "I'm about to just walk somewhere so I feel like less of a bum. Maybe people will think I actually have shit to do..."} +{"tweet": "I actually can't wait for this weekend @Em3Mae !!! \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "I wish my brain had an off switch #latenightthinking"} +{"tweet": "I'll go ahead and give credit to @CarlieMaeC for predicting the whole \\True Alpha\\\" concept about three episodes ago.\""} +{"tweet": "With all the drug references in the songs from the '90s, how did they get anything done?"} +{"tweet": "My mom better hurry up bro"} +{"tweet": "We can do this. After that, anything can happen."} +{"tweet": "@bignasty34 hell yeah!"} +{"tweet": "@taychristina3 who are we talking about what did I miss"} +{"tweet": "Camel called HE WANTS HIS TOE\\nBACK."} +{"tweet": "What a JOKE OF A CALL. Wow."} +{"tweet": "This weekend went by too fast"} +{"tweet": "This song is my shit omfg yes"} +{"tweet": "THIS DUDE BIT OFF THIS GIRLS FINGER . OMGGG"} +{"tweet": "Triple cheeseburger with bacon \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@Misiak5 that got us real far didnt it!!"} +{"tweet": "Wish I could watch the mentor game today \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Might as well not study for piece wise function since I'm gonna fail and I have a headache"} +{"tweet": "Jesus Christ I can't explain how much I hate this kid"} +{"tweet": "@BradieeLynn \\ud83d\\ude02whatare you confused about?"} +{"tweet": "Hey, is anything going down in town now"} +{"tweet": "Lauren always favorites my 11:11 tweet, every night. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@Real_NationGang don't say such things , you're no bum .."} +{"tweet": "I don't wanna lose this feelin, i don't wanna close my eyes"} +{"tweet": "@heckman_20 I can't believe it's been 45 days it legit feels like two weeks ago"} +{"tweet": "@uebele23 touch\\u00e9"} +{"tweet": "this music program<<<<< \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I have foam earplugs with me at all times."} +{"tweet": "I stop smoking tmrw I decide I need help"} +{"tweet": "@SpicyKimchiS0up @2pink4you2chew do you guys think anyone ever read it?"} +{"tweet": "Well I hope u can trust me again #SubTweet"} +{"tweet": "That papers not due till the 8?! #ofcourse #its230am \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "Not because of who I am, but because of what you done, not because of what I've done but because of who you are. \\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4f\\u261d #WhoAmI"} +{"tweet": "Not mood just my bod"} +{"tweet": "Hi @CaraHach. good luck with you're bra problems love you\\u2665"} +{"tweet": "said you loved me, but now you flippin' like reciprocals"} +{"tweet": "Miley Cyrus is not a whore! Y'all don't say that now ya hear"} +{"tweet": "I get along so much better with the people I went to school withs' parents, rather than getting along with people my own age. #IsThatWeird?"} +{"tweet": "Like a big cube of sugar"} +{"tweet": "@NHLBruins the bruins have a game tomorrow think about it"} +{"tweet": "@RuthlesOriginal I'm Sierra"} +{"tweet": "Are we there yet?"} +{"tweet": "Face Timed with @diick_too_bomb while she was at work \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "@Chris_Smoove ---How much are the tix u buy?"} +{"tweet": "Hmu for bowling"} +{"tweet": "@bethmariespeed @forBecky SO WHEN AM I MOVING TO ENGLAND TO LOVE YOU GUYS"} +{"tweet": "i just want us all to be happy."} +{"tweet": "11,000 pounds of fuel in a space shuttle is burned per second on liftoff... That's crazy!"} +{"tweet": "@Laughing_liv sick neither does she clearly if you're getting involved this is between me and her no one else bye"} +{"tweet": "@Hashtag_Zach I know I miss you!"} +{"tweet": "@drhat87 #STOKED :) You're the best!!!"} +{"tweet": "Baby, please tell me you're not leavin' and it's just the rainy season."} +{"tweet": "So many firsts with you... And I feel like I wasted it all... #sucks"} +{"tweet": "Woke up from my nap to find that my family has already eaten dinner. My mom then hands me an apple and says \\Bon appetite\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@windowsphone can you please fix this autocorrect? I will NEVER EVER say, \\fixing my cat\\\" or \\\"my cat is broken.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "What's \\ily\\\" mean?\""} +{"tweet": "Why am I the only one who tweets in the morning?"} +{"tweet": "Literally woke up at 8:30 and laid in bed until just now because I was scared my nightmare was real"} +{"tweet": "You brought your 10 year old son to Starbucks to sit in a chair while you sit on your phone and don't talk? #fatheroftheyear #goplayoutside"} +{"tweet": "Accepting applications for a cuddle buddy \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I think Jeff is the only boy who understands the female brain"} +{"tweet": "@squeeker_2012 if I text or call it say the number itsnt in service"} +{"tweet": "Single. Gah, I'm a terrible person. #ohwell"} +{"tweet": "Just wanna say thank you for being a good guy #AskFitz"} +{"tweet": "I have like three people on my timeline doing nothing but complaining about the mean questions they get on ask."} +{"tweet": "Revaluation your life and finding things essential. Losing weight is a must."} +{"tweet": "1.55 we got the same kicks;) and your one of my closest lady friends lol"} +{"tweet": "Michael Strahan is on one of my training videos \\ud83d\\ude2d ohh hai gappy!"} +{"tweet": "Wish this kid would just buy the subbie already. #foundatrucj"} +{"tweet": "I feel like a single parent. Having to go to football games, practices, school meetings all by myself."} +{"tweet": "@just_CHELin just read one of you and Reilly's conversations on aim.....I'm speechless"} +{"tweet": "Just got a 94% on my soc test. I'm in disbelief. That 30 mins of studying really paid off"} +{"tweet": "@nefelxbata yea truu"} +{"tweet": "@wHampton2013 lets leave at 11:30 and go get lunch"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to wake up with this 10 foot cord around my neck! #tossandturn #iphonecharger"} +{"tweet": "@__metcalf If Tyler can do it, anyone can do it! Hahah"} +{"tweet": "@CameronMinton1 @cerenemir creepy...."} +{"tweet": "While at the same time fucking shit up."} +{"tweet": "@lexihoward_ a store in Arizona called the wave"} +{"tweet": "@Kaitlyn_Rose17.I couldn't agree with u more! My nose is in a terrible shape"} +{"tweet": "@Naya_Boualany so proud of you guys!"} +{"tweet": "@KennyPPParrish you have 10 absences in first period. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "#SomeDayiHopeToSee the US become a proud country again."} +{"tweet": "I'm so excited to see this is us! @kelly_geringer @maddie_boop27"} +{"tweet": "Girls day \\ud83d\\ude18 these nights are the best"} +{"tweet": "Go to beddddd"} +{"tweet": "You know it, we all know it."} +{"tweet": "Easily the funniest night ever"} +{"tweet": "Colorado State Zoo"} +{"tweet": "@Grnbuddz_6 scout some state land up there and we will hunt next year when I'm up there dude"} +{"tweet": "Detective Stabler \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Happiness has its own way of taking its sweet time."} +{"tweet": "Conway, The Opossum, Merle, Johnny, Willie are riding with me this morning on this beautiful Sunday in the south."} +{"tweet": "@Ohhitstish I'm sorry \\ud83d\\ude01 we didn't try to be"} +{"tweet": "My hair is brown...."} +{"tweet": "We're doing a softball organization in memory of Donny, our uniforms are going to be pink. Team Kelsey will be on the back. #TeamKelsey"} +{"tweet": "The only thing I drink during the season is Gatorade and water."} +{"tweet": "Hahaha Kentucky #BBN"} +{"tweet": "ALISON NEEDS TO GET HERE NOW"} +{"tweet": "I like campus with 80 people here, not 1,200. #goaway"} +{"tweet": "Today's has been great:) #best girlfriend ever"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Getting up @ 5 to leave \\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\ude2d. To bad I'm not an ounce tired"} +{"tweet": "Go look at the ring around the moon tonight. Really beautiful!"} +{"tweet": "SOMEONE COME FIX THE HEADLIGHT ON MY CAR!!!! Fmlllllll."} +{"tweet": "for nearly a year."} +{"tweet": "@coopscats02 the pink/orange one is for my daughter. The other two are mine."} +{"tweet": "I seriously slept for a good 4 hours."} +{"tweet": "I feel asleep for five hours and I haw no fucking clue what's going on right now"} +{"tweet": "@JSokira #PennState"} +{"tweet": "One tree hill just makes everything better."} +{"tweet": "@sarajupiter_x wtf is this? Is this fricking recycled?!"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had guy friends"} +{"tweet": "Some guy in line for subway just paid for our meal #fuckingawesomedude @quinnschick2"} +{"tweet": "Burrrrr. I'm freezing \\u2744"} +{"tweet": "@mengegrace18 i mean i probably should but i just really wanna play"} +{"tweet": "@k_bro21 alright ill text you after the next one! Tell everyone I said good luck!"} +{"tweet": "What a great show tonight so happy my baby was there, so excited to get home and work on drag planning and cuddles with the boy ;) xoxo"} +{"tweet": "@raw300club he was born with a sweater;)"} +{"tweet": "Posting something on social media is just as bad as talking behind someone's back... Like what's the difference?"} +{"tweet": "Yeeaaaaaah Fall of Five"} +{"tweet": "Feeling stressed out? Have an L"} +{"tweet": "You can cut up @GreenDay stickers to spell \\gay nerd.\\\" the stuff you find in cd booklets when you read them. #uselessfacts\""} +{"tweet": "Thank you for being a friend. Watching season 3 of Golden Girls"} +{"tweet": "@gav_k_18 I shoulda came down tonight #fml"} +{"tweet": "Lets Go #Bruins end this tonight. I will gladly take a refund for my game 5 tickets for tickets to the next round. #becauseitsthecup"} +{"tweet": "\\Life is precious, stay close to Jesus, babe\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "#VoiceSave Kat"} +{"tweet": "By the amount of hair I am loosing you would think I'm bald! Wahh"} +{"tweet": "You're so immature."} +{"tweet": "@ColeyMick Pulitzer tweet."} +{"tweet": "I know what you're thinking, I don't need your reasons"} +{"tweet": "@B1Gfootball Camp Randall Stadium"} +{"tweet": "nothing was ever built to last"} +{"tweet": "@_sofacouch shoulda read that yesterday."} +{"tweet": "716- we were always laughing, and never listening in Government. Your a good friend and you crack me shit up"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna get in early on the Geno Smith hate."} +{"tweet": "@emmskiiiii he was def a hard guy to lose! I don't mind Rossi anymore but at first I was ticked hahah"} +{"tweet": "@JW_SpaceCadet3 yeah you still need 2 more. Some account actually posted an All-Prison Team"} +{"tweet": "I get carsick so easily \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Seeing people tweet about food is making me more hungry\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83c\\udf74 #needfood"} +{"tweet": "@ethanneben do your parents make you wear one of those little hats?"} +{"tweet": "@sharon_massie22 we need to hangout asap\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@caitlin_rowe I know jess j doesn't, do u know why jess in deli quit"} +{"tweet": "@MomOfDahvieBigD this lady can tell people off when you see what she says you have to say DAMN"} +{"tweet": "The hoagies that the band sells \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I winder if you say stuff like that to get under my skin #ItsWorking"} +{"tweet": "I wish @MattJEspo could take my ap bio test tomorrow instead of me \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@jordandunkel @mphermann That whole situation turned into being all my fault somehow when I was just standing there...ha."} +{"tweet": "I have an obsession w white chocolate kit kats & Reece's cups \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@David_Sullivan3 idiot"} +{"tweet": "@GinaMinton Thanks for all the positive thoughts and prayers! Had a good dr. visit, we go back in 6 months!"} +{"tweet": "@KennyHamilton heyyyyyy I live by Cleveland"} +{"tweet": "@gpauly101 omg i am too! i miss you soooo much! \\ud83d\\ude29 I want you to come to fair so text me sometime!! #loveyouboothang"} +{"tweet": "My bus just left Victoria...\\n#holyshitkillmenow"} +{"tweet": "Why? Because brains are terrible screwed-up tangles of crap. It\\u2019s a wonder they work at all."} +{"tweet": "@HGurk7 what's going on with gap and draft"} +{"tweet": "@Matt_Rich_Ang52 vacations end...and tattoos are forever"} +{"tweet": "If you get a girls name tattooed you on you, you better be damn sure she doesn't look like THAT forever"} +{"tweet": "If your dreams don't scare you, they're not big enough."} +{"tweet": "This kid just broke the the glass in a watch with a slap damn!"} +{"tweet": "Love this time of year. All i need now is some warm weather for a bonfire in the back yard and country music blasting #herewego"} +{"tweet": "@teryn12_smith ok babe \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I wonder what it's like to sleep in \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Damnit"} +{"tweet": "\\@TeensInLove: I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Ginger!!! Can't find you in the program. Congratulations though. @ColoradoStateU"} +{"tweet": "ONE WEEK. it's been 1 week that I haven't been able to taste anything. It has been the hardest week of my life. I just want to taste again \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "You can't drink until you workout."} +{"tweet": "I'm glad me and this elevation can finally meet."} +{"tweet": "That's a little hypocritical"} +{"tweet": "Italian in my stomach, Foreign smell foreign belt, Half a thousand dollar outfit, Of course I feel myself. #alianza"} +{"tweet": "Life should be on Cinemax"} +{"tweet": "@joreis16 lol what?!"} +{"tweet": "LOST ALL RESPECT FOR @MileyCyrus #SorryNotSorry"} +{"tweet": "@taylordurnil411 my hairs already blonde because its ombr\\u00e9 bit I just need it a little lighter"} +{"tweet": "@howYAdern21 Lex you need to be happy! (:"} +{"tweet": "LEGGO"} +{"tweet": "@JonahSamp1 oh me too!"} +{"tweet": "This lady talks faster than me..."} +{"tweet": "@megannnicoleeee so much less painful than waxing and I hate tweezing. It's awesome"} +{"tweet": "I could dedicate Mariah Carey's - Obsessed to a lot of you"} +{"tweet": "Did not mean to tweet that \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I need a life."} +{"tweet": "Chris Anderson is the definition of white trash. You're gross."} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to leave here when I turn 18. \\n#smalltownproblems"} +{"tweet": "Ahh!! Just worked out!! The whole family is getting committed to this! Woohoo #healthyfamily"} +{"tweet": "Its only been an hour and a half hellllp I'm fucking dying."} +{"tweet": "@itssspoohda where you work at now"} +{"tweet": "On way to see the Mountaineers play and hang out with the first daughter @CARMS44 #GoApps #luvmyyoungn"} +{"tweet": "@A_BrooksJohnson haha whatever turd. I'll punch you"} +{"tweet": "@rockerchick_46 haha I'm becoming a lumberjack , chainsaw loving dude haha"} +{"tweet": "\\You made a shrimp smoothie. Why would you do that pal?\\\" \\n\\\"Because I was hungry and thirsty!\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "The fact that there is only one advent candle left >"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "@_arued haha yeah they wanted to take pictures and I thought they ended up coming out pretty good!!"} +{"tweet": "this is the worst pain I have ever felt in my entire life \\ud83d\\ude29 \\ud83d\\ude35\\ud83d\\udd2b #omfg"} +{"tweet": "Alrighty"} +{"tweet": "So frustrated. \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "@AMack9273 what did u do your lesson plan over in edu. tech??? I don't get it."} +{"tweet": "@Alex_Palmer5 hahaha she's soooo pissed"} +{"tweet": "@KJSBRAND That would be cool!"} +{"tweet": "@A_Los80 @t_bake08 better not drive home ninja!"} +{"tweet": "Honestly I don't feel like we're as close as we were a couple of weeks ago."} +{"tweet": "The night is still young"} +{"tweet": "when professor mcgonagall steps up in front of Harry and then everyone cheers aka the happiest moment of my life"} +{"tweet": "@MaddieErica will do!! \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Tim McGraw is freaking awesome"} +{"tweet": "What people are willing to risk their lives doing while they're driving just to get somewhere two minutes quicker disgusts me."} +{"tweet": "@WriteOnSteph oops didn't mean to send that but such an honor \\u2764\\ufe0f lol"} +{"tweet": "Oh and everything is alright. Thank you all for the kind words. <3"} +{"tweet": "@deniallinme thank you I'm learning this song on my piano called to build a home it's by the cinematic orchestra you should check it out"} +{"tweet": "@k_Lynn1223 send me another candy crush invite and I'll break your phone. You've become one of them."} +{"tweet": "Nicki minaj radio >>>"} +{"tweet": "Rocket skates ready."} +{"tweet": "I miss you."} +{"tweet": "Someone come shut off my tv..."} +{"tweet": "Lets be happy together"} +{"tweet": "@Lovedingoo you gotta be too tall for those"} +{"tweet": "So much laundry. There's not enough closets in this house for all my clothes. \\ud83d\\udc57\\ud83d\\udc57\\ud83d\\udc5a\\ud83c\\udfbd\\ud83d\\udc56\\ud83d\\udc58\\ud83d\\udc59\\ud83c\\udfbd\\ud83d\\udc56\\ud83d\\udc58\\ud83c\\udfbd\\ud83d\\udc57\\ud83d\\udc56\\ud83d\\udc58\\ud83d\\udc59\\ud83d\\udc59\\ud83d\\udc59\\ud83d\\udc59\\ud83d\\udc56"} +{"tweet": "Back from school. I'm taking a nap.Bye"} +{"tweet": "@RealSMG Gorgeous Tree Sarah!"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I left work in a really good mood thanks to my boss :) #BrowniePoints @elizbrunn"} +{"tweet": "@RachelBice dude its halloween, turkey day, thenn christmas don't get too excited my love lol"} +{"tweet": "Nick Saban and coach Veidt have the same concepts and philosophies"} +{"tweet": "It's always a good time"} +{"tweet": "@SteveNash_ fuck I better get that done..."} +{"tweet": "7:57"} +{"tweet": "Graham's buying me fuzzy socks for Xmas love him so much \\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude1a"} +{"tweet": "@aleesacubero OMFG. I MISS YOU SOO MUCHHH!\\u2665\\u2661\\u2665 & thankkkk youu :)))"} +{"tweet": "You can't shoot me down cause you've already knocked me dead"} +{"tweet": "Every dance class I'd even want to take at fsu falls in the fall semester instead of spring.....shit. ):"} +{"tweet": "#Attention people smoking cigarettes in pictures you don't not look cool what so ever. #dumbasses"} +{"tweet": "I just want to be happy."} +{"tweet": "@AdriannaGincher \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@seebaumer most definitely did the buck horn roll tonight #attaboy"} +{"tweet": "Love remains humble when the world seems to rumble"} +{"tweet": "@WhiteChiefKeef just finished chapter 2 and it's baller dude"} +{"tweet": "@coltray6 @KeileeNicoleray good job colt\\ud83d\\udc4f hahaha merry Christmas!"} +{"tweet": "@Chief_Moocah @georgebilliris you know i am.. And Im making GB play lol"} +{"tweet": "Knock, knock. Who's there? What did the banana say to the pumpkin? I don't know. It didn't talk, it just waved. Ben's latest joke."} +{"tweet": "Well 2013 really didn't go as planned. Not sure if its a good or bad thing."} +{"tweet": "Fighting does not make you a bad girl . Great words by the one & only Tanisha ."} +{"tweet": "Don't stress over people that don't even deserve to be an issue in your life."} +{"tweet": "Hah haha I get I can't spell"} +{"tweet": "If anyone cops an attitude today I'm NOT going to have it"} +{"tweet": "This @Neveleband song almost had me in tears... Its such an epic song. Congrats guys. Have yet to cease to amaze me."} +{"tweet": "Ugh now I have a fever!! So ready to feel better"} +{"tweet": "@lily_clancy pat and his skate team were all up here cause they had a competition a few towns over"} +{"tweet": "@kyriakoulaaa glad I'm not alone! Haha"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure @C_Bizzle13 favorites every tweet that talks about my mom"} +{"tweet": "Missing @BrittCopher07"} +{"tweet": "Someone come overrrrrr"} +{"tweet": "Someone be a doll"} +{"tweet": "Passed out with light on and all last night"} +{"tweet": "@RLEbrandon I talked to you a few nights ago on the phone and you said that you'd tweet me once you read my letter, have you? :)"} +{"tweet": "@Shadesogrey I\\u2019m an iPhone junkie."} +{"tweet": "Umm. Whatttt?"} +{"tweet": "Always there for people who could care less about me"} +{"tweet": "I mean what's the point of a flipagram you can't even see the pictures in it cause its going so fast.."} +{"tweet": "Drop Kicking And Destroying Snowmen That People Make >>>>> \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "@J_G_Blatt hahahahahahaha loser \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Does @SydneySanders20 have a man? & does big burrito know about this?"} +{"tweet": "@reillyhoward22 @marcy_lindsey Hey it was a lot of fun! She's great! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "\\Are you ok or are you retarded\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Just realized I get paid every Friday and each pay check is 950.50 I don't mind working for 12 hours at night 7 days a week for that money!"} +{"tweet": "Walking home in the dark was probably the scariest thing I've done."} +{"tweet": "@Derek_Lauer haha it's all good!! \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@chris_rocco1 he's been staring a lot lately"} +{"tweet": "@ashley__tapper I don't even care. I've been waiting to see him for so longggg"} +{"tweet": "They shoulda brought back Mark Jackson just for the finals and have Inside The Nba as the post game show"} +{"tweet": "@breannemichaels is Kelsey holding a kitten"} +{"tweet": "Did I just hear a fucking drag race outside my house at 4am?"} +{"tweet": "Everything is bothering me today my apologizes"} +{"tweet": "@RyanOp25 @kevin_thomas43 never said I didn't like foles but tebow would tank it"} +{"tweet": "@jessiholly right?! I completely agree"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I forget I'm mad young... I'm the youngest of a lot of circles I'm in but somehow act the oldest lol"} +{"tweet": "@NonstopSarcasm Ew, definitely not. No."} +{"tweet": "Lauren googled those lyrics by the way!"} +{"tweet": "@LifeAsSameen \\nI know that one \\ud83d\\ude1d what are some more"} +{"tweet": "Just realized I can listen to music & send snapchats at the same time\\ud83d\\ude4c\\u2764\\ud83d\\udc4c #happygirl #happytweet"} +{"tweet": "I always want what I can't have"} +{"tweet": "@WallyCasas9 I rather justttt let it itch \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@lala_laureneliz See. Prime example of why being specific is necessary."} +{"tweet": "@paige_strout0 SLEEPOVER"} +{"tweet": "Such a wonderful Turkey Day with @I_am_Tad and his family. Now it's 7pm, bedtime and work less than 5 hours. Yay me"} +{"tweet": "Huh"} +{"tweet": "Might have to end up going to hospital soon #ugh"} +{"tweet": "I love apple juice \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf4e"} +{"tweet": "Falls to the eagles! He can be really good'... At that point I gave him a weird look and busted out laughing."} +{"tweet": "I hate when it looks like this outside \\u26a1\\u2614"} +{"tweet": "Coastal sent me an invite to the people accepted for next year in Facebook...after a bit of creepin Ive decided I will be very happy there\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "@Katiexcarrig yeah I'm sorry I had a few brews! Lol but if I said anything about you I'm sorry"} +{"tweet": "Of course Jake Owens wife is a stallion.. #luckybitch @jakeowen"} +{"tweet": "At what point is the University of Kentucky going to just become a health care system? I think they run 3/4 of the hospitals in Lexington."} +{"tweet": "Just don't think about it..."} +{"tweet": "I love my life"} +{"tweet": "@becmarsto @huffpostpol thank you!!"} +{"tweet": "FRANK! FRANK! FRANK! \\u2764 #GrammyAwards"} +{"tweet": "2013 seniors are welcome to be in our student section tonight. we need your voices \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "One day, people will understand why I am the way I am. But for now, I'll just have to suck it up and wait."} +{"tweet": "king of the nerds is the most retarded show ever"} +{"tweet": "Workin out smokin a bewl lol yep that's how i roll"} +{"tweet": "@SalisburyHannah @itsemmabyo YAY TBELL"} +{"tweet": "Sitting in the plane for a long time before we take off freaks me out"} +{"tweet": "@hunterringo \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Then we got out a Dodge, like them dukes of hazard"} +{"tweet": "@gumgoose no she's a girl and your a guy so not really she's beautiful so idc what her name is"} +{"tweet": "I just realized this, I have the worst luck a person could possibly have #smh"} +{"tweet": "No mom I'm not cleaning my room today...maybe another day"} +{"tweet": "My mom wants me to go on a walk, but I look like I just crawled out of a hole."} +{"tweet": "@WakeBaseball nice!!"} +{"tweet": "@jen92gri can't wait! see you then! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I just don't know..."} +{"tweet": "I have the best development team who pulled off a full weekend and overnight to meet my goals. Thank you guys!"} +{"tweet": "@LakinMarcum I know the feeling. \\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "Longo is really bad right now."} +{"tweet": "I cannot deal"} +{"tweet": "Shamrocks was great except for the heat \\ud83c\\udf40"} +{"tweet": "Two.More.Paragraphs. Almost.There...."} +{"tweet": "I want this to be over."} +{"tweet": "If I'm James dean then your aubry hepburn."} +{"tweet": "Drinking watermelon four loko reminds me of Christmas break"} +{"tweet": "#FemaleLies I love your hair! seriously though, I've had some messed up hair in my life and people always complimented me haha"} +{"tweet": "@CodyDarnall you got me sick \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I swear you are so immature"} +{"tweet": "putting all of your happiness into one person isn't healthy. learn to spread it out and you'll be a much happier person \\ud83c\\udf38\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Cheer is life everyday... Literally. #CompPractice"} +{"tweet": "I wish Monticello had good looking guys like SCSU does."} +{"tweet": "@d_savakus @Sammi_Babee17 @Ginis101 @alexis_claiire @karli_fries16 we still love you, kind of..."} +{"tweet": "Not bringing home my tempurpedic pillow was a rookie mistake."} +{"tweet": "@B_Ham1 there's a carota's in Dover?"} +{"tweet": "@lexpeff how long you gonna be there"} +{"tweet": "@DeniseNakanoTV That's cool. Maybe milk it a little bit. A hoagie from Wawa maybe lol!!"} +{"tweet": "@TaylorHancock11 @srb2015 get a room"} +{"tweet": "@taylor_sirens buttttttttttt :("} +{"tweet": "@hallelowder oh it was!!"} +{"tweet": "@MeganShumway -over and over again"} +{"tweet": "I just saw mccallie's punter. I didn't know they had one"} +{"tweet": "Your my one my from now on my first love song"} +{"tweet": "@HaiImAndehh sucks for you ? So deep.."} +{"tweet": "why does stuff like this happen to me?"} +{"tweet": "Boyfriends leaving me for another week \\ud83d\\ude2d #athletegfprobs"} +{"tweet": "Why are you so damn annoying ? I could just be 18 now \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@rachelaineluca WHO"} +{"tweet": "\\we cab still do stuff if you want\\\". #BitchPlease\""} +{"tweet": "Now let the rest of the day be shitty"} +{"tweet": "If we don't buy cowboy hats how am I going to save a horse ride a cowgirl!?!?"} +{"tweet": "She's been on my FB friends list for yrs. She married last week. Changed her name. & now... I have no idea who she is. #InaPatheticNutshell"} +{"tweet": "@coltonshen so far it seems weird as hell"} +{"tweet": "@marissaashley16 you know me so well, which means you should know I already have."} +{"tweet": "I'm your girl Wednesday. Maybe make it to Friday? Ugh whatever"} +{"tweet": "@Iamkingdinovine Bahaha you know what I ment"} +{"tweet": "@BCavazos34 can we just go see it again lol #forrealtho"} +{"tweet": "I don't care if you're a virgin and I don't think anyone else does either..so quit posting about it on Facebook."} +{"tweet": "Brad Paisley getting shit for \\accidental racist\\\" is pissin me off. If you actually listen to the song you see he is not being racist at all\""} +{"tweet": "Bring on the worst six hours of my life. I still have the spins. Someone kill me, please"} +{"tweet": "@SummerSkokan someone's a little conceded..."} +{"tweet": "Omg thing I'm going to my dads today #hot #lake"} +{"tweet": "I had a elephant ear, tried fried Oreos, and Wisconsin cheese sticks #nightmade"} +{"tweet": "@geegee_santiago Awh thanks! And I give all credit to the Indians who string them up in the mall lol"} +{"tweet": "I just really wish the girls could have a student section like the boys but I guess not. Thank you to the ones who were there!"} +{"tweet": "jack and kate are destined to go out cmon' she sewed up his wound with a needle and thread"} +{"tweet": "My little brother will be 20 years old this year! Seems like yesterday we were just kids. #Reminiscing At least you beat teen pregnancy"} +{"tweet": "These 2 teams are gonna fight"} +{"tweet": "@Lemke22 at least you know your free"} +{"tweet": "@adamm_rankiin there's a kid here that kinda resembles you, except he's literally twice your size lol"} +{"tweet": "This guy though.. >>>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@supcat didn't even know they were happening. Just found it."} +{"tweet": "\\I\\u2019m lucky that you picked up, lucky that you stayed on, i need someone to put this weight on.\\\" #saidthatdouchebag\""} +{"tweet": "Sweet tweet"} +{"tweet": "I didn't even know if my work will conflict with my bonton interview"} +{"tweet": "the fact me and @TaylorStier thought the exact same thing about that\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Last year you were in 8th grade and fucking more guys than I have, so i guess you're even cooler"} +{"tweet": "I heard everybodys dyin' in the summer so pray to God for a lil more spring"} +{"tweet": "@emma4music @AnnMcAdams @ChandraStull @raquelmabelle @BaccaFarmer @joebarca @midnighttammy Good Friday group \\nHug =)"} +{"tweet": "this week is never ending \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@ivyluis okay! Or even Friday night Ill be there Friday and Saturday. Yolo"} +{"tweet": "@RileyDowdy haha yes."} +{"tweet": "I'm literally awestruck by that performance. 16 years old and her voice is astounding. #TheVoice"} +{"tweet": "Praying @KSaylor56 has a simple, safe surgery tomorrow! It'll be over before you know it! \\ud83d\\ude09 I love you!"} +{"tweet": "@Raining_MENzel like omfg Richards and I was tweeting clit bitch when he was there awk"} +{"tweet": "Fabio haha"} +{"tweet": "@hiimlidia text me or some shit. Idkkk"} +{"tweet": "Funniest Y ball moment was when it took us longer to shoot for teams than it did for the game to last. Ben and I looked like Duke out there"} +{"tweet": "The casino buffet would be prime"} +{"tweet": "@EStoychoff no problem :)"} +{"tweet": "I think that's how that goes hahahahaha"} +{"tweet": "@SeanDesch ill fuck you up with your own nunchucks"} +{"tweet": "@tilyymilburn @ShyneaceLopez we wouldn't be there till 3... -____-"} +{"tweet": "Back trailing is soo fun"} +{"tweet": "@CodyAnderson29 @ebeats_ @trevorjnygaard they assume you come with me .. They just said me because I'm the better half :) #jk #butseriously"} +{"tweet": "Well turns out my autocorrect has been in Spanish... So there that."} +{"tweet": "I need some moree head phones"} +{"tweet": "Soooo this is cool #not #ignored"} +{"tweet": "\\I can't help he's like obsessed with me\\\" hahahahaha you did not just say that!\""} +{"tweet": "I don't really know what #oomf is talking about , so I'll just agree to make him happy."} +{"tweet": "I don't want to live here anymore..."} +{"tweet": "Grumpy because my meeting went into Zumba time and now all I want to do is watch SVU. So I will."} +{"tweet": "Got my new badge today \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I'm the early bird I obviously get the worm today #thanks"} +{"tweet": "@brad_crandall94 we'll be twinning soon;)"} +{"tweet": "Because I love my arrogant neighbors rudely waking my sick ass up at 8 in the morning.. thanks assholes."} +{"tweet": "When is this ever going to end \\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "@MagzyPie33 @WhamBamFudge @Ty_Chilcutt @grantwburke @ASVP_Mac @that_puckplayer @mbtoocold @sbisaflyswagger Ted didn't look both ways"} +{"tweet": "Democrats and Republicans are two balls under the same dick, and we're the ones being over and getting fucked"} +{"tweet": "@NinaHoughton hate it"} +{"tweet": "#NapTime"} +{"tweet": "@jennaaa_beth hehe\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@a_bake15 I did faggot"} +{"tweet": "@tayllloroaks513 @LindseyOaks I think it would be cute if us and Emma did a picture of us all laughing."} +{"tweet": "@anfrony \\nHELP!"} +{"tweet": "@joemcgee32 he is clear!!! @Jaboowins go buddy"} +{"tweet": "Hate schooool specially this one"} +{"tweet": "@mallory_davila6 I missed a class .... Hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "@AlliBarnes21 rail benders are wonderful"} +{"tweet": "Just remember, you're the one who gave up, not me."} +{"tweet": "Listen to @LarryDavid4 and @JeffGarlin talk for over an hour on Jeff's podcast. It's one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life"} +{"tweet": "@jaketotten_lax I feel naked when I wear ankle socks.... It's a lacrosse thing"} +{"tweet": "THERE'S A COCKROACH IN THE BATHROOM !!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Some people really just need to get over themselves. Seriously"} +{"tweet": "Now no ones performance is going to be any where near that good."} +{"tweet": "Work gave me such a headache . Need to relax"} +{"tweet": "I always find the most bullshit excuses to leave work just to walk to the store and talk to my brother"} +{"tweet": "@ReneeToole @kennedyfitz1 I'll trade you a box of Cheez-Its and a roll of paper towels."} +{"tweet": "@TheRealRy_Sabe thanks Sabo !"} +{"tweet": "@steinkoenig @SwaggyBlackKid thank you!"} +{"tweet": "Sara tho>>>>>> @SaraHiller5"} +{"tweet": "Where's my motivation today??"} +{"tweet": ".@JessicaChasmar @washtimes Bloomberg should put a .25 cent return on the 16+ bottles that will help the poor."} +{"tweet": "@Neffery_14 you better win tho"} +{"tweet": "@coreyandrewmack me too my nigga can't fuckin wait"} +{"tweet": "Missing my gurls \\ud83d\\udc94 @Tizz_Whitnayy @aprilhaha16 @lizzy_gladden @stasiadresen @kennnnlee @Cheyanne_Jo @JillianJoSmith"} +{"tweet": "@UnfffMF ugh I know I seriously almost puked"} +{"tweet": "\\@josuemendoza_21: @treymurk2 country sucks ass!\\ud83d\\udc4e\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@AMELCH97 jack said no mom I swear I'm sober, he prob isn't so I said it's more like no mom I swear I'm not gay but we all know he is. \\ud83d\\ude06"} +{"tweet": "@Get_Judged you're gross. Go home."} +{"tweet": "@Amoswood2323 make sure you wear extra sunscreenn!!!! \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I don't think your more attractive when you brag about your achievements, I think your just annoying."} +{"tweet": "People warned me about you, but I took that chance.. And now look where I am, fucked over once again"} +{"tweet": "I had a perfect day with my boyfriend, if i do say so myself! \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc91 @damian_magill"} +{"tweet": "@andriannacamaj me"} +{"tweet": "@Liz_Khaliffaa ahhh idk"} +{"tweet": "Trashy as they come! #bike #football"} +{"tweet": "I hate when there is no recipe attached for something cool I wanna bake on pinterest"} +{"tweet": "Is it a state law that everything in Florida be individually shrink wrapped in massive amounts of plastic, including fruit and bread slices?"} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 29.650 in, Steady. Temperature 78.5 \\u00b0F. Rain today 1.56 in. Humidity 72%"} +{"tweet": "@haleygoldbeck I thought so! But you said around the block so you threw me off ):"} +{"tweet": "@littleloulou17 well, I have church at like 5;45 and 2. I don't have a bra. It's in the washer machine."} +{"tweet": "I don't even understand the point. I've been holding on too long."} +{"tweet": "this is bs"} +{"tweet": "@danicaaaaa__ is your number still the same??"} +{"tweet": "The greatest joy is found at the feet of Jesus"} +{"tweet": "If you ever get on my bad side, just give me hot wings every time you see me & we'll be good"} +{"tweet": "And there goes my entire night \\ud83d\\ude13"} +{"tweet": "Be careful driving out there people. Two major accidents on Highway 41 south between Appleton and Neenah\\n#slippery"} +{"tweet": "@Tamara13Lynn how's WV?"} +{"tweet": "This 1-35 construction is taking too long. Where are all the illegal immigrants so they can finish this already."} +{"tweet": "@TheHarper8814 thank you friend! :)"} +{"tweet": "Everything will fall into place sooner or later \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "oh my gosh what a surprise my parents are both working on a Sunday"} +{"tweet": "@CodySimpson I'm so proud of you <3"} +{"tweet": "@dancerchik916 I'm fine i just need to go home and sleep I'm being dumb I'm fine I promise please don't worry about me"} +{"tweet": "If you expected instant results, you're living in a dream world. Give Stoops 3+ years and well be competitive. Until then, Harrison twins."} +{"tweet": "Quit complaining about it being 80 degrees in October. You're gonna be wishing for it in 2 months when it's 30 and there's a foot of snow."} +{"tweet": "Welp my car is fucked \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "New everything"} +{"tweet": "@Amphitryon_ I'm so confused. :P"} +{"tweet": "Class should be canceled when it rains."} +{"tweet": "@MegganScanlan yeah, whatever"} +{"tweet": "@krise_michael sure can."} +{"tweet": "Good luck to Charleroi Competition Cheerleaders!!!! Kick some butt!!!! @lexiiweberr"} +{"tweet": "I hate when people act like they know my life."} +{"tweet": "@Smathers14 thank god\\ud83d\\ude4f I thought you weren't doing it at all! And Josie and I miss you!"} +{"tweet": "I stumble .. I fall onto the wrong path , but God is working in me.."} +{"tweet": "Applause Applesauce Appeared"} +{"tweet": "I LOVE EMINEM \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I've been feeling down lately, but tonight's service was exactly what I needed! \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc9c #refreshed #amazing"} +{"tweet": "Having a perfect game thrown against you is pretty embarrassing. Especially embarrassing when it's the 2nd game of the season. #Astros #NoNo"} +{"tweet": "Everyone have fun in school while I lay in bed all day"} +{"tweet": "Tequila is white people poison"} +{"tweet": "@ItsEmilicious 5 bucks, dont forget"} +{"tweet": "#illneverdateaperson who complains about everything"} +{"tweet": "R can be my zombie I mean I'd brush his teeth and stuff before we kissed or anything but still #warmbodies"} +{"tweet": "@nick_tolland Jeter has a WS MvP, 5 Gold gloves. And! Rookie of the year, silver slugger I believe 5 times, and TEAM CAPTAIN!"} +{"tweet": "Last I knew..We had this planned ever since I was looking through prom dress magazines with you."} +{"tweet": "@KSobash I have a 32g iPod touch I was just going to put on ebay this week"} +{"tweet": "@kbsimerly I'm pretty sure, my sister lives over there, and she was talking about it."} +{"tweet": "@donna_sothen welcome to college"} +{"tweet": "What a shitty day \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@Cjdelpe Bahaha you my friend, are a rascal."} +{"tweet": "I love screwing with the minds of the foreign telemarketers. \\Oh my name is Perry, like Terry but with a P as in Pterodactyl.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Something's different with you.. With us.. And I'm not really liking it. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@caarrlitaaa I better see you sometime soon \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Remind me not to talk about colleges in earshot of Mr. Wagner... #Ranting #BadIdea"} +{"tweet": "I'm so confused about the whole Te'o thing"} +{"tweet": "After watching scary movies, the only way I'm able to lay in my bed is by watching something funny."} +{"tweet": "If for the best tou didn't listen"} +{"tweet": "Tiger has been playing well because he\\u2019s getting regular ass. This isn\\u2019t news\\u2026.this was obvious. #CarryOn"} +{"tweet": "@WhoDoIOwe Mathis and some guy named Manning that use to play here."} +{"tweet": "Colts with forever get favorable calls. They'll always be the golden boys."} +{"tweet": "@BaileyTimmers that's ahhhh mehhh"} +{"tweet": "Done putting myself out there to people it is a total waste of time every time"} +{"tweet": "@wolfn4545 @vinny_nazario5 ok well stay out of my business"} +{"tweet": "It'll be the end of me"} +{"tweet": "#TweetBoldly I'm not sure if I've even met @sydnee___waters, but I'm major impressed.. I mean Flawless much? \\ud83d\\ude0d And she loves Jesus\\ud83d\\udc95 #Whoa."} +{"tweet": "Okay I gave you oj , so you can stfu lol. Oh wait.. you're slurping it now.. #greatttt @carleighh12"} +{"tweet": "@hgiblin13 yes please do!"} +{"tweet": "Listening to old hey tell messages is hilarious"} +{"tweet": "Seriously just cut my own hair lol. #brave."} +{"tweet": "You lose some & win some."} +{"tweet": "@glennbeck @markburnetttv @realromadowney I'll add my thanks to yours, Glenn. I'll bet the stations that turned them down have regrets."} +{"tweet": "@hannahcarrrier little shit"} +{"tweet": "Today has been great!!!"} +{"tweet": "#TweetANameYouAlmostGot Rachel"} +{"tweet": "Gonna paint my nails instead.."} +{"tweet": "@laurenmwaite there's just no way in hell that lil wayne is better than Eminem. Lil wayne is Trash"} +{"tweet": "Hurry over and help me with math #takingforever"} +{"tweet": "This year is going by so fast it's crazy!"} +{"tweet": "Some people give way TMI ... #awk"} +{"tweet": "@asshhlaaay you pulled my thong down infront of everyone I thought we were closer then that..."} +{"tweet": "raspberry ice tea>>>"} +{"tweet": "im home"} +{"tweet": "What is happening"} +{"tweet": "@marissamarz you should probably practice your cooking and cleaning skills if youd like to get married. Ha ;)"} +{"tweet": "Fall to your knees is what you told me"} +{"tweet": "@jesssiccaalynn never I love my camo pants. My dick blends right into the environment"} +{"tweet": "\\u0e2d\\u0e22\\u0e32\\u0e01\\u0e01\\u0e34\\u0e19\\u0e2b\\u0e21\\u0e39\\u0e2b\\u0e21\\u0e36\\u0e01\\u0e01\\u0e38\\u0e49\\u0e07"} +{"tweet": "Having to take all 4 finals is a sick joke"} +{"tweet": "I'm sleeping til noon tomorrow. #itsfriday #dontwannawork"} +{"tweet": "I can't believe I never noticed the blonde from hocus pocus is @SJP \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 @kjeffers617"} +{"tweet": "Working out today felt great!"} +{"tweet": "@QUEENBEEORDIE no but she definitely hates him."} +{"tweet": "#YouKnowItsBeenALongDayWhen you're laying in bed, think tomorrow is game day, get up to get your crap together and realize it's only Tuesday"} +{"tweet": "Pain is temporary, Pride is forever."} +{"tweet": "Both our families are upset we're not going.. Damn. Sorry sisters.. There's always prom next year & the year after.. \\ud83d\\ude15\\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Omg cute laugh"} +{"tweet": "@huggs15 usually like 3 because after that I need to get more"} +{"tweet": "soo who needs something to do tonight?"} +{"tweet": "Went *"} +{"tweet": "@Janporno9 \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@GarrettQuinn @WeberKing @joegrav @lilybraden @Ducali will be."} +{"tweet": "If you whine enough, your boss will let you leave work to watch the game. #bama"} +{"tweet": "I never cared. Then the time I begin to, BOOM."} +{"tweet": "Really considering transferring back to GVSU! I loved that place and all of the friends I made there!"} +{"tweet": "Blue moon, burgers and The Cubs. Sounds like a perfect afternoon. @KyleSKelley"} +{"tweet": "@NoelleSollars oh I could imagine just by hearing about it(;"} +{"tweet": "Tays car sucks in the snow glad I let her drive mine"} +{"tweet": "If you don't eat Taco Bell 5 times a week, you're doing it wrong"} +{"tweet": "I just made the craziest pong shot in the world. I feel like I'm on top of the world!"} +{"tweet": "Only you would say that..."} +{"tweet": "Hold up a second...."} +{"tweet": "@KayAllahyarian HOW YOU DOING"} +{"tweet": "@Jackhoff10 Jesus Christ I know"} +{"tweet": "Been having headaches every night. Doctor time again?"} +{"tweet": "I hate when people compare me to my brother .."} +{"tweet": "this is shitty weather"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna go to the beach, sip some brew and get tan. \\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83c\\uddfa\\ud83c\\uddf8"} +{"tweet": "@palffynyi16 Target!!!"} +{"tweet": "pandora is on their game tonight"} +{"tweet": "This little kid is so fucking cute"} +{"tweet": "Literally just fell asleep on my bathroom floor for about 5 minites. #tootired"} +{"tweet": "Dylan Harker wins the 200 yard IM with a time of 2:20"} +{"tweet": "\\u307e\\u307c\\u308d\\u3057\\u7c73\\u304c\\u3067\\u304d\\u308b\\u307e\\u3067 - \\u5b89\\u5fc3\\u30fb\\u5b89\\u5168\\u306a\\u9ad8\\u7d1a\\u30b3\\u30b7\\u30d2\\u30ab\\u30ea\\u8ca9\\u58f2 - \\u304a\\u7c73\\u30cd\\u30c3\\u30c8\\u30b7\\u30e7\\u30c3\\u30d7: \\u5e7b\\u306e\\u304a\\u7c73 \\u305f\\u306a\\u304b\\u307f\\u7c73\\n\\u304a\\u7c73\\u306b\\u3064\\u3044\\u3066\\n\\u5e7b\\u306e\\u304a\\u7c73 \\u305f\\u306a\\u304b\\u307f\\u7c73\\u304c\\u3067\\u304d\\u308b\\u307e\\u3067\\n\\u5e7b\\u306e\\u304a\\u7c73 \\u305f\\u306a\\u304b\\u307f\\u7c73\\u304c\\u3067\\u304d\\u308b\\u307e\\u3067\\n\\u5927\\u6238\\u5ddd\\u306e\\u6e05\\u6d41\\u3068\\u6075\\u307e\\u308c\\u305f\\u571f\\u58cc\\u3067\\u80b2\\u3063\\u305f\\u6700\\u9ad8\\u54c1\\u8cea\\u306e\\u305f\\u306a\\u304b\\u307f\\u7c73\\u306e\\u53ce\\u7a6b\\u3067\\u3059\\u3002"} +{"tweet": "@iSerena8 @figslayerobd you're being unamerican!"} +{"tweet": "@mcshythead I shoulda been class president"} +{"tweet": "Me new goal for the summer: Read as many books as I possibly can! \\ud83d\\udcd6\\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\udc4d #yesplease #cantwaitforsummer"} +{"tweet": "such cold very frozen"} +{"tweet": "Of course my dads semi has to breakdown the MORNING that we leave for Florida... #lovley"} +{"tweet": "It's me, Fergie."} +{"tweet": "someone text me"} +{"tweet": "@TheFetusOfChaos haha"} +{"tweet": "Test"} +{"tweet": "@Lishyyy6 it's awesome!"} +{"tweet": "Jamin to big Sean and lil wayne in mrs sprangs car @GrantCress @Dyl_0122 @JoshJacobson_"} +{"tweet": "Even Helen Keller knows life stinks."} +{"tweet": "Andre has me 26 points already... But I mean Go Colts an all that crap"} +{"tweet": "@damnitsdwight you can if you want"} +{"tweet": "My entire life is unproductive."} +{"tweet": "Ready for football season in Tennessee! #VFL\\ud83c\\udfc9"} +{"tweet": "#FreeShan \\ud83d\\udd10\\ud83d\\udcaf"} +{"tweet": "Wonder how many people skipped school today to play GTA5"} +{"tweet": "Never satisfied!"} +{"tweet": "5 game win streak"} +{"tweet": "@hannahlove71096 @Stokes_Strokes @youmadyatsix wait the kid or the older one"} +{"tweet": "\\ombr\\u00e9s are ugly when they're just straight across\\\" if it's straight across, it's not an ombr\\u00e9, stupid.\""} +{"tweet": "Can u not thnx \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "I could watch baseball all day"} +{"tweet": "@NadineBattah1 I can't not wear heels though that's my problem. Lol I wish I was like 5'6 atleast"} +{"tweet": "I'm getting Instagram notifications from @d25l1n. Well shit. I regret favoriting his tweet."} +{"tweet": "The way you're going about this, is very immature."} +{"tweet": "\\I like those kids, I feel like those kids are Kendama enthusiasts.\\\" #mademynight\""} +{"tweet": "@footballscoop why do we want him to coach our team through the playoffs? Hit the bricks!"} +{"tweet": "@mschindler2012 awh, we're so cute\\u263a I miss you too!"} +{"tweet": "@CarsonDaly what a performance by Tessanne! Best of the night so fat."} +{"tweet": "Everyone when they are sick has the super power of instantly finding the Price is Right, try to do it when your not."} +{"tweet": "My paycheck just made my day!!"} +{"tweet": "#WhyAreYou even listening to them?"} +{"tweet": "SHARK WEEK \\ud83c\\udf0a\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I just need to read this and go to bed. Im so tired!"} +{"tweet": "Alright cedar point in June who wants to tag along with me ?:) favorite !!"} +{"tweet": "I'm in a pissy mood!"} +{"tweet": "Same Wednesday routine tomorrow. Breakfast and prayer with a great bunch of pastors, SBA Center, 8 a.m."} +{"tweet": "I want Mexican. Like its my job."} +{"tweet": "My wheels don't leave thane lines.. #skaterkidprobs"} +{"tweet": "Wtf.. there's some guy in my back yard"} +{"tweet": "I am the clumsiest person sometimes. Jeez."} +{"tweet": "@Matt_Shriv <3"} +{"tweet": "I've never laughed this much in my life as I did tonight on the phone with Cody. #genuinelyhappyagain"} +{"tweet": "@MeaganBrooke06 uhhh what? Text me"} +{"tweet": "This summer is getting better!"} +{"tweet": "Made it through Mini Cheer Camp\\ud83d\\udc4c @wmrushing @criti_boo @MaciSadler22"} +{"tweet": "WHY IS IT COLD. WHY IS IT RAINING. WHY IS IT NOT SUMMER. #strugglin"} +{"tweet": "@adriixxo the babies are cute until their teeth come in..."} +{"tweet": "So.. Today would be a good day to work. IF I had a job."} +{"tweet": "And on that note I'm going to call it a day #sotired #7on7"} +{"tweet": "hey, stranger, what's your name? got a feeling we're the same."} +{"tweet": "I can't stop"} +{"tweet": "Tired fiance is a scary fianc\\u00e9 approach with caution...."} +{"tweet": "#VoiceSave Austin"} +{"tweet": "The home stretch!"} +{"tweet": "I cant stop sneezing."} +{"tweet": "The only thing that matters is that we are friends forever n ever"} +{"tweet": "I haven't even thought about what i want for christmas? \\ud83c\\udf85\\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf81"} +{"tweet": "@slimmjimm_xo do I need to pick up the girls in the am?"} +{"tweet": "Life is insanely pretty"} +{"tweet": "I so ready for this school year to be over with \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Hey @RothenbergESPN....press the button...this is 10% of the season...\\n\\n...I'll press it for u..."} +{"tweet": "Getting Bentley boo tomorrow night! #excited"} +{"tweet": "@ScottHanson @nflredzone Thanks for a great season. We loved watching you each week! #nfl #GoHawks"} +{"tweet": "@Caitlin_niawscM \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude11 no let's use @jackson_moss for example! I think his beard looks good on him!"} +{"tweet": "Only thing I've eaten all day is a bowl of cereal, safe to say I'm about to eat my fingers\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude4a #starving"} +{"tweet": "#OneOfMyFavoriteMoviesIs The perks Of Being A Wallflower"} +{"tweet": "#singlebecause my pillow has serious commitment issues"} +{"tweet": "@ChloeNMoyer dick and balls."} +{"tweet": "@bridget_byrne TANK YELPED AND EVERYTHING"} +{"tweet": "Don't think I don't have regrets."} +{"tweet": "@tristan_yount best show ever !"} +{"tweet": "Haha you're so cool cause you say 'sick' to everything\\ud83d\\udc4f let me be as cool as you please"} +{"tweet": "@xopaigeyyy okay!!! Sounds good :)))"} +{"tweet": "@KaitlynRussell9 it's about the witch as your sis puts it"} +{"tweet": "@AlexRozz35 Thats fine, hah."} +{"tweet": "Not feeling good at all \\ud83d\\ude28"} +{"tweet": "I've never even played fun run... Lol or ruzzle"} +{"tweet": "FUCK HICCUPS"} +{"tweet": "@Edennnnnnnnnnn #gotcha \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Life just isn't meant to be taken seriously \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "So I finally have a boyfriend during the holidays, but he's gone...."} +{"tweet": "I literally don't understand why I'm so tired either? #seriouslythough"} +{"tweet": "My fucking life"} +{"tweet": "Okay, I'm done."} +{"tweet": "@LouisvilleHumor @BuzzFeed guess that means the entrance to the gates of hell really are in Florida."} +{"tweet": "Adtr you get me"} +{"tweet": "You're better off if you don't ask why"} +{"tweet": "The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic. H.L.Mencken"} +{"tweet": "Justin won that award whether he showed up or not he had more votes #PCAsucks"} +{"tweet": "@Justin_Meek24 assistant?"} +{"tweet": "Don't tell me you love me and treat me this way.\\nI know you don't."} +{"tweet": "It was nice knowing you all I'm just gonna leave forever"} +{"tweet": "@K_Klebs come to Erie"} +{"tweet": "8 mile >"} +{"tweet": "@lexusanne_10 hey Lexus how about..... No"} +{"tweet": "How many GREAT chances are we going to blow boys?! Surely hope to see the exciting/goal scoring Arsenal on the pitch for the second half ..."} +{"tweet": "I don't think I could ever handle a tie down... I like to get my buck on too much haha"} +{"tweet": "In 2013 Seth Meyers got married and also announced he's leaving SNL. This is all my bad karma catching up to me at once"} +{"tweet": "If @DontTrip___ Dont Get The Fuck Up ! \\ud83d\\ude32\\ud83d\\udd2b ..... \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "...just realized I have nothing in my locker"} +{"tweet": "I feel like a dick"} +{"tweet": "You didn't catch my eye right away I won't deny this but once you did, I swear I couldn't look away."} +{"tweet": "@Rogueborg2002 @jackie_delgreco that works !"} +{"tweet": "@ZahiraXO ok"} +{"tweet": "Barred myself, slept for an hour, wide awake. #wtf"} +{"tweet": "SHIT seriously I have to wait till summer to watch what happens next how gay omg"} +{"tweet": "My niece and my sister are literally favorite people in the world\\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@JoshuaMorrowYR do you like the thunder"} +{"tweet": "Honestly wanna know what it'd be like without me"} +{"tweet": "@sydneymcdan is he holding your hand?"} +{"tweet": "I hate school this year"} +{"tweet": "What is the male version of a cougar? Anyone?"} +{"tweet": "We're not friends unless we make fun of each other all the time @Steezy666 @summamay"} +{"tweet": "I tell my dad I'm drinking a bottle of jack tonight, he tells me only if i get 2 and we drink them shot for shot. #Deal #INeedIt"} +{"tweet": "Why am I not tired, I should be dead.."} +{"tweet": "you're slacking"} +{"tweet": "Craving a smoothie \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Asshole"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealTall_Boy yea this is incorrect"} +{"tweet": "Hey @ryleyurchek"} +{"tweet": "Bad tweet deleted. Btw, it was a link to a diet site. No biggie."} +{"tweet": "Helena I sent you a dm read it"} +{"tweet": "That whole thing was rigged..."} +{"tweet": "lolol I'm straight up lying to the officer about my life so he thinks I'm a better person and gives me a warning"} +{"tweet": "The way Drew Brees pumps his boys up before games >>> #Inspiring"} +{"tweet": "Workaholics tonight #letsgetweird"} +{"tweet": "Playing tag and @MindyAlexandra @Taylor_Allen24 can't find us."} +{"tweet": "@ConnerHarding touch\\u00e9 but that cup of water was planted there"} +{"tweet": "@lexyraegrigsby YAAAY\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f I feel loved! Lol\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@Jillshep11 awhh. Yes, I am. Thanks Jilly"} +{"tweet": "@oge_iii yeah man I bet. I was hoping you'd be in lol"} +{"tweet": "I ALWAYS DO THIS AND THEN I REGRET THAT I DIDNT APPRECIATE SUMMER MORE AHHH"} +{"tweet": "@Drew_Garrison same difference"} +{"tweet": "@ridersfan06 whose gonna check ur bag when you're peeing on their shoes?"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes when you can't see the other pastures you assume that they are greener. And we all know what happens when you assume..."} +{"tweet": "As much as I have wanted to, I haven't looked back at all, there is nothing left there for me"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna feel better.."} +{"tweet": "Biggest challenge I've ever had"} +{"tweet": "I literally looked down to text Haley back, and when I looked up it was 2-1. What the heckie?"} +{"tweet": "K. I got it"} +{"tweet": "&its too cold to go smoke a cigarette .. Wtf am I suppose to do"} +{"tweet": "I may go around being like fuck feelings but I'm still like \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d when guys send me good morning texts."} +{"tweet": "@_ozzystro_ @nearlyjess both i'm getting mine for sure"} +{"tweet": "Trust is a 4 letter word."} +{"tweet": "Ignore sauceee."} +{"tweet": "@SarahMB19 @EmilyJo_10 I am too. Everyone says they're opening but he hasn't called me so I'm confused to what's going on lol."} +{"tweet": "@breewallen is out final tomorrow?"} +{"tweet": "@ParagonJustin you too? That's me every night haha"} +{"tweet": "I THINK I'LL GO TO BOSTON"} +{"tweet": "i have to pee ! hurry up !"} +{"tweet": "Denver with a 64 yard field goal to end the half. New NFL record."} +{"tweet": "If you don't shut up In .5 seconds I will fucking kick you (:"} +{"tweet": "Might as well just go to bed #fml"} +{"tweet": "I should have went out tonight. Clearly."} +{"tweet": "Gaucho service at the Palms in Quip is incredible. If you are a meat loving carnivore this is the greatest place in western PA."} +{"tweet": "@1truHABSfan I think he would remember more than you think... I regret waiting as long as I did... Taylor was 8. It's a pretty magical place"} +{"tweet": "Great.....Lost my favorite Kate Moss lipstick. Blah"} +{"tweet": "New Haven"} +{"tweet": "@YoYo_wasup OH MY GOSH YA! I had a friend with us who was your height and was like cuddled up in Wes chest. She was crying so hard"} +{"tweet": "STRESSED TO THE MAX"} +{"tweet": "#\\u0641\\u064a\\u0635\\u0644_\\u0627\\u0644\\u0631\\u0627\\u0634\\u062f \\u0627\\u064a\\u0634 \\u0645\\u0633\\u0648\\u064a \\u0628\\u062e\\u062f\\u0648\\u062f\\u0647!!\\n\\u0646\\u0641\\u0633\\u064a \\u0627\\u0643\\u0644\\u0645\\u0647 \\u0627\\u0642\\u0648\\u0644\\u0647 \\u0627\\u0636\\u062d\\u0643 =)) \\u0628\\u064a\\u062c\\u064a\\u0647 \\u0634\\u062f \\u0639\\u0636\\u0644\\u064a \\ud83d\\ude02!!"} +{"tweet": "Do you want me to send you back...unemployed in Greenland! #ThePrincessBride"} +{"tweet": "Going to be forever scared from this night shift crap \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "Tryna come eat some cookies @mckenziesdead \\ud83d\\ude0b ?"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "Good night twitter (;"} +{"tweet": "@Stacideis3 @Abe_Brown09 @matthewsowders I guess Staci has to find out for herself \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Just came across @Drew_Wysong and @glucches instagramming the same Beaver Island sunset....jealous isn't a strong enough word #wishiwasthere"} +{"tweet": "Good lunch date with the finest ladies! @Stfuitsrachel @Andrea_Adkins"} +{"tweet": "It's like he got off too easy. #ugh"} +{"tweet": "ITS WHERE MY DEMONS HIDE"} +{"tweet": "@Tommy_madigan I love you"} +{"tweet": "Every time sare and I try to fight over something it turns into a huge joke and everyone laughs and then it becomes a super funny memory"} +{"tweet": "everyone's drinking and I'm here doing my homework like a scholar. lets talk about how much I hate homework right now."} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to let Victoria's Secret rape my wallet tomorrow. #exicted"} +{"tweet": "@Logie_Berra12 dude is the team doing anything tonight?!"} +{"tweet": "@GodsGiftGannon @Dane_A1_Helnore is that at 430? I might be home in time. I want to see you guys play."} +{"tweet": "I wish I was in Denver tonight! Missing the hilarious @sarahcolonna stupid work!"} +{"tweet": "@dannglover never said 100% knowledge.Bible defines faith as \\being sure of what we hope for/confident of what we do not see\\\".Im cool w/that\""} +{"tweet": "She acts like summer and walks like rain\\nReminds me that there's a time to change, hey, hey, hey \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@JSwiney171 @_Redtail_ These \\truths\\\" you speak of are as likely false as conspiracy theories.\""} +{"tweet": "We all know a monkey named nick"} +{"tweet": "@paigey_kounnas I know.. I hate it!!"} +{"tweet": "I know I complain about the cold alot, but when it's in the negatives and feels like -24 with the wind chill, I quit."} +{"tweet": "@32player 7:30 tomorrow morning"} +{"tweet": "SO EXCITED TO BE DONE WITH THIS."} +{"tweet": "This will be greaaaat when his 8 cousins are opening presents \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@xxannamary but they also weren't systematically exterminated."} +{"tweet": "@MikailSizen14 under your jeans? Lol"} +{"tweet": "@TayBelsch379 @kaylieghdzioba @kmoooney @cannoli63 I flushed the fish"} +{"tweet": "Might as well just stay up."} +{"tweet": "When your dad is in a different time zone and you really need to talk to him! #missinghim #frustrated"} +{"tweet": "I get it I get it"} +{"tweet": "My. Phone. Is. Slower. Than. Christmas. Right. Now. #fml #firstworldprobz"} +{"tweet": "seriously. get all the way to clinton and realize I left my wallet and check book on the counter after paying bills last night #imanidiot :/"} +{"tweet": "I wish I was addicted to something besides shopping.. Like cleaning"} +{"tweet": "This Voice is to o nice right now"} +{"tweet": "I feel like \\ud83d\\udca9. Head is so clogged and sinuses are killing me! \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "We couldn't even sit in the front of a bus!!! We have came a long way ppl .. #mlk"} +{"tweet": "@Bender0ver don't you have something better to do thanks mess with me"} +{"tweet": "@haidennebui oh I woke up and had to run to the bathroom cause I swallowed south blood that I got to see it again #fml"} +{"tweet": "@kressjustin yes but I'm still freaking out right now lol"} +{"tweet": "I am fully prepared to eat so much snow tomorrow snowboarding \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "shan face timing me while we are in the same room. so help her god"} +{"tweet": "I still believe the 49ers are unbeatable."} +{"tweet": "@AmbEileena I grew up watching it \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "My brother is blaring the final countdown, kinda makes me wanna hop out of bed and do some jumping jacks lol"} +{"tweet": "So bored \\ud83d\\ude32. Anything happening peeps?"} +{"tweet": "Can I go back to bed now..."} +{"tweet": "#ironhorse #prediction Ogden gets up by 50. The scoreboard has a \\malfunction\\\" the lights have a \\\"malfunction\\\" they \\\"have\\\" to stop the game.\""} +{"tweet": "I'm so paranoid ugh.. my paranoia will ruin everything for me.."} +{"tweet": "I don't know how well this is going to work."} +{"tweet": "I really want to know what the candy from Candy Crush tastes like\\ud83c\\udf6c"} +{"tweet": "\\Was it the Killiks who could do that?\\\" she asked Raynar. \\\"Or their Celestial masters?\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@ashnfowler Thanks Ashleigh!"} +{"tweet": "@andirooman @judyydesousa @whappenguys you r my sisters ! \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Ice cold beer in a hot shower awesome"} +{"tweet": "@Madeline___A killin it on minecraft"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I'm the only person not going on vacation for spring break"} +{"tweet": "First Chain gotta be one of my favorite songs"} +{"tweet": "5 and a half hours left of work. Can't wait"} +{"tweet": "So thankful for this beautiful weather"} +{"tweet": "can it just be the weekend so I can see tanner already orrrr \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "\\Pants on pants on pants\\\" @R_for_Ricky\""} +{"tweet": "@MattWeiss09 this makes me love you even more hahaa"} +{"tweet": "Just ONE more day of Jh High. Then I'm in high school. This year's gone so fast but summers almost here #onemore"} +{"tweet": "I need to get my nails done and go to American eagle asap"} +{"tweet": "you'll find better love, strong as it ever was"} +{"tweet": "idek what im saying right now"} +{"tweet": "Wow I am actually terrified right now #pleaseno #notthatroad"} +{"tweet": "@Lissetteleal haha"} +{"tweet": "Mikey got me gummy bears twice this week \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc3b"} +{"tweet": "The last thing I remember last night is puking. So that's cool."} +{"tweet": "@BaconBoobsBongs 1 horse sized duck hahah"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "I'm still wide awake \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "In the middle of the dopest dream I've had in a while, then my mom woke me up at 7 to ask where my keys were and I couldn't get back to it \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@Simpletorie Thank you for being there for me during this shitty time ): and thank you for the laughs, i needed that!"} +{"tweet": "So when things were almost back to normal, you go out and seek for other boys attention online. wtf man."} +{"tweet": "I don't even care I'm wearing leggings today \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "#summer #drinking"} +{"tweet": "@lissaperry4 what's ur point"} +{"tweet": "do guys share clothes like girls?"} +{"tweet": "Really missing the fro"} +{"tweet": "@dodasarsax killin it"} +{"tweet": "Duke"} +{"tweet": "im so happy im an open person and that i dont care what people think of me. life is so much better that way"} +{"tweet": "Lexie's a favorite whore..."} +{"tweet": "Prob gonna need a drink or 6 after I leave this funeral home"} +{"tweet": "We never see what's truly good. Even if its standing right infront of us."} +{"tweet": "Hmm might just cancel plans and taoe my dog for a walk today"} +{"tweet": "@raynangillespie @ashweeplz well Ashley, I've kept this wonderful beard this long because she loves it so much :)"} +{"tweet": "this reefer the sweetest got me thinking much deeper"} +{"tweet": "Nursery had a lot of kids today & i'm hoarse from trying 2 talk over them! Hope I have enough voice 4 the last production of our play today!"} +{"tweet": "All. I. Want. Is. Sleep."} +{"tweet": "If she likes to go ride around on back roads and can drive a four wheeler. Wife her."} +{"tweet": "@AustinMahone you're perfect. I love youuuuu \\ud83d\\ude18\\u2764\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "JK everyone hated me"} +{"tweet": "This Moscato smells like nail polish remover \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Forgot how exhausting xc is... But I love it"} +{"tweet": "\\The person you're dating is your bestfriend, they have been by your side through everything for months.\\\" \\u2764 @egarcia1057\""} +{"tweet": "I want to go on an adventure today \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "FIERCENESS comes in many shapes and Smizes."} +{"tweet": "So I washed my sheets &when I was putting em back on my bed there was a cough drop on my bed& I put the sheets on over it thinking fuck it.."} +{"tweet": "Bitches need to learn to pass the ball... #BKallTheWay"} +{"tweet": "It's going go be hard getting a good night sleep tonight with all the festivities happening tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "@BNaylor21 @xFudTheStudx that's been stuck in my head all day."} +{"tweet": "I'm jealous of everyone who isn't sick or staying home over break."} +{"tweet": "Anyone else's power out?"} +{"tweet": "I'll fuck you right i will . I'll fuck you right i will , I'll make you feel like none has ever made you feel !"} +{"tweet": "I like you."} +{"tweet": "@Khaliee_Kilmer sounds like a plan stan :)"} +{"tweet": "all i know is i dont wanna be your friend anymore because you just dont care"} +{"tweet": "Please show this tweet to all the pussies that tried to fight me tonight, and just let them know I'm here and ready to go. #fags"} +{"tweet": "Good night @taylorcaniff \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "this math lesson plan I'm typing literally makes no sense."} +{"tweet": "You know how I feel and that's were I'll leave it."} +{"tweet": "My boyfriend is really sick."} +{"tweet": "@Jone_Cone I'm glad I can count on you <3"} +{"tweet": "I feel so lost within myself"} +{"tweet": "Fuck being a damn girl! \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Date night > going out"} +{"tweet": "@AllyKeyoni @feverspell @bombshell2nite Mine too!!"} +{"tweet": "@jenna_rosee426 I'll throw it against the blackboard"} +{"tweet": "@CaileyCail I can't stop staring at her and I'm not ashamed."} +{"tweet": "@ashlinn_brielle hehe okay :)"} +{"tweet": "@Joy2urwrld_ that will be a problem. I think POTUS nom was made based on the fact he and hagel agree on iraq & afghanistan"} +{"tweet": "Only one set of feelings are there."} +{"tweet": "@iTor_aye thankgod bring your friends! Ill be scoring all dayy!"} +{"tweet": "Bitch"} +{"tweet": "\\@George1113: Staying with someone who doesn't appreciate you, is like standing in quicksand, slowly sinking into sadness.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@MadelineSommers @csebolt15 me!!\\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\ude4b"} +{"tweet": "@kMoney_koineZ it must be"} +{"tweet": "Then again, maybe it was a good decision. #Epic Snow"} +{"tweet": "I'm freezing."} +{"tweet": "I like dem nasty (B)'s"} +{"tweet": "@wompzwompzwompz make me some"} +{"tweet": "Today has not been what I hoped it would be"} +{"tweet": "This campus seriously needs separate paths for bikes and skateboards #ridiculous #noiwillnotmoveoverforyou"} +{"tweet": "@BradRieger @joshuajcooper @MarianMallon1 @chryspeterson @judemrs One of my all-time favorites! Rocks you down to your soul."} +{"tweet": "@KathleeenOneil sounds good"} +{"tweet": "Hey pretty girl can I have this dance and the next one after that"} +{"tweet": "having a really bad headache<<"} +{"tweet": "Hopefully @snstoner2011 will come out of the hole she's been hiding out in and hang out with me for a little by today!"} +{"tweet": "@SassySara7 Sorry to hear about your ankle and surgery. Did they have to use screws and plates for the broken area!"} +{"tweet": "The only thing that turns me on anymore is cookie dough ice cream with rainbow sprinkles #gimmie #fgproblems"} +{"tweet": "COOL."} +{"tweet": "@tdionise wait when"} +{"tweet": "@_NatMendez really?? Cool!"} +{"tweet": "Casual downpour? Okay Vermont"} +{"tweet": "@tatigoins you love me though"} +{"tweet": "Remind me never to fly us air or into Philly ever again,that being said amtraks app/rebooking is really awesome and they get points @Amtrak"} +{"tweet": "@dmalina123 also kittens, huge source of energy throughout my day."} +{"tweet": "Ill just take a nap on my lunch I guess..\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Shelbyville Mayor Tom DeBaun said plan is to hope for best and plan for the worst in regards to flooding in Shelbyville."} +{"tweet": "@kylecoutinho douche bag. We're supposed to be going Sunday."} +{"tweet": "OSU is killing it #ohkillem"} +{"tweet": "I came to cedar point for three reasons.\\n1. For cheesy fries\\n2. To people watch\\n3. To watch the seagulls fight over food thrown at them"} +{"tweet": "@311Lebowski Word homie!"} +{"tweet": "Why the fuck don't I feel better."} +{"tweet": "@LiquidMicroDots come through tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Successfully used laundry to procrastinate for two hours"} +{"tweet": "Literally crying laughing uncontrollably and rolling around all alone on my bed #wildnight"} +{"tweet": "\\This movie bouta end soon\\\" Charles Barkley speaking on the bulls vs heat series hahah hilarious\""} +{"tweet": "@staarcat what baby no well aren't you getting a new phone it's ok bb it's ok"} +{"tweet": "@GuesssWho59 haha best duet ever!"} +{"tweet": "To my boys In the bag room play on players"} +{"tweet": "#cooper is a beast!"} +{"tweet": "What does Stoke buying two defenders mean for Cameron at CB? *sad trombone noises*"} +{"tweet": "@oathout12 thats why you didnt tweet back to my compliment:("} +{"tweet": "@ermahgerd_LERN what's that mean?"} +{"tweet": "@keelygeise haha whatever you want! Its your hair <3"} +{"tweet": "@RyanHrabovsky FML. FML. FML"} +{"tweet": "@xCH3WBR4HCUHx I wanna go crazy but without the recognition"} +{"tweet": "@AHammonds13 last time I remember you drinking I had some funny snap chats lol"} +{"tweet": "Watching above the rim until its time for this meeting"} +{"tweet": "@erlindita i get VH1,but it was on VH1C on directv & I don't get that! RATZ"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad your out of my life now, the less bullshit I have to deal with\\u270c\\ud83d\\ude18\\n#couldntbehappier"} +{"tweet": "I should go back and thank mr porro for making me redo my in-text citations junior year a million times because it is coming in handy rn"} +{"tweet": "I like men just to clarify"} +{"tweet": "@jack_E_anderson @jabba6969 come get us from my house in east Alton homie lol."} +{"tweet": "I just checked my bank account after a day of shopping. I need to stop trying to be fancy."} +{"tweet": "Waking up from that nap was harder than it shouldve been. #woreout"} +{"tweet": "Do i do it?"} +{"tweet": "Duck Dynasty marathon? \\n#hellyeah"} +{"tweet": "Yesterday the words of the day from Syd was \\horse dicks.\\\" Hoping for something cleaner today at the Shaker village.\""} +{"tweet": "They drew a dick on me."} +{"tweet": "@nmarino16 such a jackass!"} +{"tweet": "I didn't understand half of what was going on but I mean it all looked good"} +{"tweet": "Holy shit these people are pissing me off. I'm ready to come home now."} +{"tweet": "Melanie now sings in her sleep"} +{"tweet": "Have fun @kamber_freese !!!! See ya when you get back!"} +{"tweet": "@BillyElite23 Saturday for sure. Other days ill tell you :)"} +{"tweet": "I've never been so upset."} +{"tweet": "@jhTheGreat hey nice seeing you at lunch today?"} +{"tweet": "Oh man I get to see my baby tonight"} +{"tweet": "This place is full of old people"} +{"tweet": "#ThingsYouNeverWantToHear you're too late"} +{"tweet": "selling all my clothes beginning now."} +{"tweet": "No"} +{"tweet": "I think Austin is JB's baby brother... Lame."} +{"tweet": "Sometimes forget that I have to pretend Santas real when I'm around little kids #liferuiner #tragic"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to get away from here."} +{"tweet": "Cuz tomorrow could be one day too laye"} +{"tweet": "Eminem's new album comes out in a month #stoked"} +{"tweet": "I hope a nice hot shower and a cup of tea will cure my sickness\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "The time I actually ask my mom to make plans with me she says no. K mom k"} +{"tweet": "Like no"} +{"tweet": "when your professor says I almost cancelled class..."} +{"tweet": "@davetvtn @WDWLife hot day @ Disney better than a day at work."} +{"tweet": "@VincenzoFelice2 GOOD JOB. \\ud83d\\ude0a YOU WIN"} +{"tweet": "I need help. I have a major addiction to under armour. \\ud83d\\ude13"} +{"tweet": "Someone burn me at the stake plz."} +{"tweet": "Safe to say im obsessed with Dave Matthews"} +{"tweet": "I guess I'll just sleep the day away."} +{"tweet": "Everything happens for a reason but I wish I knew why this happened you will be missed zac"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc08"} +{"tweet": "cabin in the woods >>>> #chillllla"} +{"tweet": "@Little_Cujo911 cool but just saying. Try not to criticize someone because their pregnant. Know what I mean? No hard feelings it's just not"} +{"tweet": "@agaissl thanks girly\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Can nevvvver have a series in 6 games or less"} +{"tweet": "I hope @jess_guest didn't get kidnapped on the way home..."} +{"tweet": "@SeanPeacock21 Go to Wegmans and wrestle. \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@kyywilliams text me back?"} +{"tweet": "Work til 12 then volleyball at 8:30 in the morning. #I'm going to die."} +{"tweet": "@mason_banner it was so funny! I actually laughed out loud haha"} +{"tweet": "Bringing that trophy back! #hawkeyenation"} +{"tweet": "@jbarbz33 @abrielle51 I..I.. can't"} +{"tweet": "Watchin all the sophomores scrambling around tryin to find their classes is gonna be histerical"} +{"tweet": "@Trinity1087 LMFAO yes ! The moon game was the best I had"} +{"tweet": "@Its_kellybelly or grades"} +{"tweet": "@Nick2swole_ thanks"} +{"tweet": "@Run_Ariel_Run I don't talk to her! \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude33\\n#acaawkward #buttyesimdown"} +{"tweet": "Online retail therapy til 2 am? Hell yes. #forgettingmyworries #retailtherapy"} +{"tweet": "Had fun with my bestfriend :)"} +{"tweet": "@b_shaeee well this sucks, I wanted a season 2 :("} +{"tweet": "I miss my @Starrfruittt"} +{"tweet": "@mattt_miller22 haha look at the label the directions said to microwave it!"} +{"tweet": "The message I just got > \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@KBarnett_02 @Logangirl808 @Emily_Garvey tell me what swag fag means . And and see if I fit in it"} +{"tweet": "These past 4 days off have been great. I don't wanna go back to work today."} +{"tweet": "@StephenGoetz2 @Skyrell_23 \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Lucy is awesome! Finally going to watch Pitch Perfect tonight, can't wait!\\ud83d\\ude04 #FirstTimeWatchingIt"} +{"tweet": "Excuse me @jesss_air"} +{"tweet": "@m_vancucha50 I do what I want bitch"} +{"tweet": "why am I so happy"} +{"tweet": "@Odey33 haha that's awesomee."} +{"tweet": "Iiiiiiii love my pizza rolls ."} +{"tweet": "@KatieRuhland ohkay"} +{"tweet": "Tom fucking Brady baby #Patriots"} +{"tweet": "@harvey_2014 bahaha. At least I have a some reason to be."} +{"tweet": "Kicking Christmas trees to the middle of the street ! Muahaha"} +{"tweet": "@princusshaileey wahhhhh \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I swear there's a twitter account for every type of relationship problem or desire you can think of. Try actually talking, not re-tweeting."} +{"tweet": "I get the sweetest, cutest, longest voicemails from @travismlay \\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I love my brother sometimes"} +{"tweet": "BEST TEA I'VE EVER MADE"} +{"tweet": "45 minutes to perfect this song. But listening to Rachel Bowers and Jessica Purdey makes me wanna cry. #Great #IFuckingHateBand"} +{"tweet": "Feel like I've learned something new and gained better understanding of life which is great even if it's not about organic chemistry #ohwell"} +{"tweet": "I have a severe case of OCD when it comes to packing. I need separate and detailed lists of EVERY SINGLE ITEM I'm packing. Let it begin."} +{"tweet": "I wish I didn't have to work."} +{"tweet": "@ToriMoore_of_96 I've already told you that we're doing something.. And Jess"} +{"tweet": "@RandyMoss why you up so early? haha"} +{"tweet": "I have the worst headache in the world \\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "@Samanth_Smith95 dude call me!"} +{"tweet": "This bath water >>>"} +{"tweet": "@Ballsonthewall I get mouse hunt mice haha. I seem some aster splinter sized rats in dec . Like carry off regular sized traps"} +{"tweet": "If you only could hear payge go over the intercom at farm n fleet with her retainer in. If only. #sorry"} +{"tweet": "@LukeASchrauben because you guys act like you're fucking invincible the rest of the season."} +{"tweet": "I hope I'm black in the next life"} +{"tweet": "Wish I could curl up in a ball all day and watch movies instead of workin \\ud83d\\ude12 #makinmoney"} +{"tweet": "After tomorrow I will feel 100x better! Now hopefully I can get my grade up in bio too and then my life will be awesome again."} +{"tweet": "I guess I shouldn't take seriously"} +{"tweet": "Why do breaks go by so fast? I'm tired. \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "I actually had an amazing christmas this year. Hope everyone else's was cool too! \\u270c\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf85\\u26c4\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I just want to go home"} +{"tweet": "@BigDaddyPoff damn :("} +{"tweet": "@sds026 what's good man!?"} +{"tweet": "When my boyfriend makes me feel better about something >>>>>"} +{"tweet": "where did this weather come from?"} +{"tweet": "@e_griff55 it's okay :) I still have the legendary couch & plus mom's replacing the love seat with 2 bungee chairs LIKE BYE"} +{"tweet": "@KaitlynMorris_ oh. Well I thought we were talking about mom..."} +{"tweet": "No one understands how difficult math is for me and I hate it"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I'm going to fall asleep \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "listening to old voicemails when I miss him."} +{"tweet": "First to 900 votes in the @underwearnation #FaceOfTheNation contest!!! Thanks everyone!!!!! <3 love you all so much!"} +{"tweet": "@OneSmugPug If (and it is a tiny if) I buy next gen, it will be Sony or WiiU. WiiU offers me the least amount of crossover from PC."} +{"tweet": "@BlustJoseph where does she need to bring me?"} +{"tweet": "#MyHero is @justinbieber"} +{"tweet": "@NPekk couldn't get in my driveway tonight \\ud83d\\ude02 John had to push my car up it"} +{"tweet": "@daninidal I believe Jesus Christ is the Messiaha and I bet Jesus did not eat pork Jesus was a Jew @maxxbsj @IDFsoldiergirl"} +{"tweet": "What's going on around 7?!"} +{"tweet": "Romo 2.0 Bahahaha. #NFL"} +{"tweet": "@WesleyPipezz1 because it's good rhyme practice"} +{"tweet": "What's it take to get a good woman in this town"} +{"tweet": "Marry me Edelman \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to see my little bugs @Kirahbug7 and @NessyOrlando"} +{"tweet": "THE NEEDLE I HAVE TO GET IN THE DENIST IS HUGE. I MIGHT PASS OUT."} +{"tweet": "Last night >>>>>>> #amazing"} +{"tweet": "@marialocastro omg kind of.. How did you guess?!"} +{"tweet": "@dontworrybhABBY that would be an interesting sight"} +{"tweet": "@DaleClapperII OMG I love herrrrr"} +{"tweet": "I love the AT&T commercials\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "#BEASTmode"} +{"tweet": "hot chocolate & pitch perfect \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@jlyn1980 This week we have had freezing rain, fog, snow, and thunderstorms."} +{"tweet": "They call this the Heavy weight title game of the century."} +{"tweet": "my hands are numb, for no reason. \\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "@JonahManson get a swastika tattoo and you guys would be twins"} +{"tweet": "@jmiaconis how's your sister who hates me doing"} +{"tweet": "Ill save you a seat on my face"} +{"tweet": "@seasonforbre_ put some vasilne on it if you have any"} +{"tweet": "I wish I was going somewhere for spring break this year #needwarmth"} +{"tweet": "@bethhhboswell yea I've been working on my stuff and its taking forever."} +{"tweet": "@real_CBrannon @MarkusG_12 i don't do that"} +{"tweet": "if one cried during the previews for next week's #glee, I wonder if they'll cry during the actual episode? I'm asking for a friend."} +{"tweet": "So weird cleaning my own house"} +{"tweet": "Such an insane weekend"} +{"tweet": "@WakanSapaWi_ vise versa"} +{"tweet": "Hearing that Phil is nervous is by far the best thing I've heard him say all year"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc94\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "It would be awesome to see Fed win another Wimbledon."} +{"tweet": "@c_gerlin162 I hope that is not in reference to Brooks because what happened was disgusting, from a Flyers fan perspective."} +{"tweet": "@Alex_Fusco_ overrated"} +{"tweet": "@BahmKatie @DropDatAZZure don't worry I got a text from her like 20 minutes ago."} +{"tweet": "Add dying my hair to the list today. #DoinWork"} +{"tweet": "just now finding out duke lost has instantly made my day 10 times better."} +{"tweet": "@JamesNe6293 @shaved_1 yeah me too would love to be in the middle of all those cocks. :-)"} +{"tweet": "And another player settles for the big contract instead of playing for one team for an entire career"} +{"tweet": "Me and Poker do not go well."} +{"tweet": "Missed free throws are just like turnovers."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc1bI would get ringworm"} +{"tweet": "I would rather do just about anything as to go to this meeting today #letsgetthisoverwith #nashvillebound"} +{"tweet": "@iloveparamore47 yeah I'll let you know when I'm home"} +{"tweet": "New found respect for Dez Bryant after that press conference."} +{"tweet": "Left at first hour came home watched csi."} +{"tweet": "@youneedFreed @lilteebz yeah. I sent this long wonderful text too you, friend."} +{"tweet": "@zachfrase you have a problem. What are you talking about. Why are you looking at my tweets. This has nothing to do with you or your girl"} +{"tweet": "O Machine Spirit, grant me the will to carry on after lunch, for you are the closest thing to a god that I have."} +{"tweet": "Of course nick is sleeping already! \\ue40e"} +{"tweet": "There is nothing on tv. \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@mmay201020 hmmm... I fell asleep right after that picture. LMFAO!"} +{"tweet": "It you asked me what I missed from high school it would be Mrs. Megee & rehearsals."} +{"tweet": "I want to go to cabo for spring break!!!"} +{"tweet": "I am so tired of seeing all of this happen. I could just breakdown right now."} +{"tweet": "People that think they know everything about computers when they dont really piss me off. #nuffSaid"} +{"tweet": "Dude you can favorite a person so you get notifications when they tweet? Creeeeepy"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@maddiekellyy: my dad: you cant sleep more than you already do\\nme: is that a challenge\\u201d YES"} +{"tweet": "I had a dream today that people were tickling my knees....no one touches my knees."} +{"tweet": "Believe it, be it #ExtremeWeightLoss"} +{"tweet": "I'm just an ordinary girl, sometimes I'm lazy I get bored, I get scared I feel ignore, I feel happy, I get silly"} +{"tweet": "Would you believe me if I said I'm in love, I want you to want me\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "All that remained were the faces and names. And the wives, the sons, and the daughters."} +{"tweet": "Work just ruins all my plans. And I'm not even the one with the job. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Funny trumps rude."} +{"tweet": "My dad keeps complaining about how many points I get with very little letters but doesn't believe me when I tell him I'm good at this game"} +{"tweet": "HOLY FUCK MY ASS WE HAVE POWER!"} +{"tweet": "I loves my boofran \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I love central jersey \\ud83c\\udf80"} +{"tweet": "@amberparisi4 I might come see you lol I get off at 8 friday"} +{"tweet": "They are saying @JohnCena got injured but it's probably kayfabe considering he's not gonna be on #Raw for 3 weeks."} +{"tweet": "Platinum hit"} +{"tweet": "@timstjohn way to go!!"} +{"tweet": "You morons who say \\cut Peppers\\\" need to get your head checked. #Bears\""} +{"tweet": "I hate any type of hospitals. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I CAN'T HALDLE THIS"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to get in the woods and film a great hunt with @ruffedoutdoors and @BgriebBrad #ruffedup"} +{"tweet": "@JackBlakee thanks jack"} +{"tweet": "@franktabulous_ Ill get details to you as it gets closer. I want you to come too!"} +{"tweet": "@Jhorrigan15 what's the trig"} +{"tweet": "So happy that I got to spend time with my nieces todayyy"} +{"tweet": "Now is the time to fuck shit up!"} +{"tweet": "@ryanjohnson02 stats don't mean shit. Kobe in his prime was more effective than lebeon. If you got by stats then lebeon is better than MJ"} +{"tweet": "you got your friends just like i got mine, we might think a little differently but we've go a lot in common you will see. \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "I am going to kill the herd of elephants that lives above us!!!!!!!!! @lileder"} +{"tweet": "@Sarah_Necole @lemeganvictoria i just got my phone charged back up am seen your 3000 tweets"} +{"tweet": "@LMAOComedyPics @lKeepItReaI funnily enough the first computer would've needed that size one to record anything lol"} +{"tweet": "That Giants TD allowed by Dallas was one of the least professional plays I've ever seen in a game.\\n#ThisAintCollege"} +{"tweet": "MY LIFE IS OVER!!! Mr. Heros is closed!!! \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "This is Allison! @CarlaMcDaniel1 @ArielNickell4"} +{"tweet": "He's no one of those laborer looking Mexicans. He's light & pretty freaking cute."} +{"tweet": "@Runfucius1 send me your address, I will send you some coffee next time, lol"} +{"tweet": "Ouch"} +{"tweet": "@NSTBVS_CJ be right there."} +{"tweet": "Wine gets you drunk tequila gets you pregnant. Anyone want to come over and drink this bottle of tequila? \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Cryin cause I still haven't hung out with @wanna_b_mermaid \\ud83d\\ude3f"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna be so upset if it rains on Tuesday"} +{"tweet": "Anyone else watching Duke and Michigan??"} +{"tweet": "Dixie Stampede with my lovely boyfriend. @christhomas210 \\ud83d\\udc0e\\ud83c\\udf74\\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "My feets is freezing"} +{"tweet": "Colt Ford >>>> \\u2764\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "#iGetAnnoyedWhenPeople Send one word boring texts, and when people use the word \\ignorant\\\" all the time. Stoppppp\""} +{"tweet": "Okay.. I guess I'll go to bed since no one is awake."} +{"tweet": "@harrystaab oh absolutely. there's a word that I still remember from a sermon @chadstoner gave. It's called Gruth, I think we miss that"} +{"tweet": "@chloecakess I'm usually trying to squeeze in five extra minutes of sleep in the locker room"} +{"tweet": "@AshleyAkins_ miss you babaaaaaaa get ahold of me when your back"} +{"tweet": "So glad to be back on the field with my favorites and new friends! #blaze @HeyShelbiLynn9 @jamiesonkayla23 @T_MMMONEY @kels_kerr"} +{"tweet": "@tjbaacke that's what the job is for"} +{"tweet": "An my moms still letting me go out tonight(;"} +{"tweet": "Only 17 more days and we'll be Florida bound!! #CantWait #UDWBB \\u2708\\ufe0f\\u2600\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83c\\udfc0"} +{"tweet": "@jmase17 are u the coach or something"} +{"tweet": "It's bed time"} +{"tweet": "@WamboyMeezy as you should"} +{"tweet": "And I don't know how you get over, get over,\\nSomeone as dangerous, tainted, and flawed as you. #Lana #milliondollarman"} +{"tweet": "Face smooth as hell"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wonder if @kirstenshelby is just my friend to get to my mom"} +{"tweet": "Dreke ass say dont i always take naps at this time O_o"} +{"tweet": "@mussko ummm playoffs??? And it made sense there's still games an I'm still gunna ball my eyes out"} +{"tweet": "Is there a storm coming our way? The tv keeps going in & out. #scaredofthedark #memyself&mypuppy"} +{"tweet": "Trent is so sweet"} +{"tweet": "@princess_holly So does that mean you are still in the running?"} +{"tweet": "The fact that my mom made my bed for me just makes it look that much more appealing right now"} +{"tweet": "Johnny"} +{"tweet": "@Tarahberschhh lemme see a picture of your camera!"} +{"tweet": "Of the soul"} +{"tweet": "@tylerevans28 well I was going to but then john said he was leaving so we didn't end up going that way...you're so needy"} +{"tweet": "@JonMattCraft whenever man"} +{"tweet": "At Chardon, I see the sweater tree and all I can think about is @KristenTaylor28 and track season! \\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "Some of the trees are already turning orange. Wait whattttt?"} +{"tweet": "Just because I game Naked doesn't mean your gonna get to see anything."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "@hkayl24 let's visit cass together! :)"} +{"tweet": "I hate branson."} +{"tweet": "@ByDavidMurphy Sounds like you're on board with this, right? I agree with everything you're saying."} +{"tweet": "I want Taco Bell more than anything at this exact moment #please"} +{"tweet": "I literally cannot handle this shit"} +{"tweet": "@jordyn26 we are one in the spirit."} +{"tweet": "Feeling so relieved now that I'm done with all my summer class papers! #untilAugust"} +{"tweet": "@kathy2011 @Dakota_Lilly with a baseball bat?"} +{"tweet": "@Mitch_ATL22 tell them the cliff is gay, and they'll protest it."} +{"tweet": "@Jserb2 thanks Dr. Phil"} +{"tweet": "It should be illegal to leave the house in sandals without your toes painted"} +{"tweet": "Girls are so fake now days."} +{"tweet": "\\u30a8\\u30f3\\u30b8\\u30f3\\u30c8\\u30e9\\u30d6\\u30eb(\\u00b4._.\\uff40)\\u306f\\u3084\\u304fNYNYNYNY !!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "And immature"} +{"tweet": "We have new neighbors at my dads.. They have a Mini Cooper. They are very brave to leave it outside with me living next door. \\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I sure hope time really does heal all wounds. #hopeless #roughnight"} +{"tweet": "Finishing one another's sentences, it's what we do best @mackattack77"} +{"tweet": "Hot breakfast NOT made in a crockpot"} +{"tweet": "All them turnovers oh my god!! \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "I don't know how much more I can take of this @the_summer_set. Really? #Jukebox... It's unhealthy to be in love with so many songs at once."} +{"tweet": "If you can't use the right form of a word or the right word all together then you don't deserve to speak."} +{"tweet": "Lol highest grade on the calculus test\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I'm so fucking pissed off"} +{"tweet": "@madijoe1 or arizona! But florida more"} +{"tweet": "Playing zombies"} +{"tweet": "You could if just told me the truth instead of lying"} +{"tweet": "@collsack sbc always"} +{"tweet": "@zackbabyjesus let me borrow mw3!"} +{"tweet": "When I feel like it do the shit when I feel like it"} +{"tweet": "Probably faced the most awkward thing this semester today and wasn't awkward at all. #winning"} +{"tweet": "Can everyone just get up and Harlem shake?"} +{"tweet": "@JameyHudson GET ME SOME"} +{"tweet": "I never work out because when I do I never feel it in my core. Only my legs and arms, and boy are they going to be sore tomorrow.."} +{"tweet": "you don't even care that your boyfriend tries to get into other girls pants?\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I need someone to cuddle with 24/7"} +{"tweet": "My dog is passed out and snoring. I love her so much.."} +{"tweet": "Pretty solid nap \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I feel for the 2nd straight year I have the best Fantasy Football team. Time to repeat boys."} +{"tweet": "Soooo tired right now. Ugh"} +{"tweet": "@Lydiasthename_ mine smells like poop."} +{"tweet": "fun dayy \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Literally every day I choke on my spit"} +{"tweet": "Someone is bitter."} +{"tweet": "@IAmCaseyAbrams that's cute"} +{"tweet": "@clemens_randy gettin me all jacked for college rodeo! #gobison"} +{"tweet": "Thank u father for not letting me go to school today"} +{"tweet": "\\@MegaMike35: I tend to get annoyed by the smallest things.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I'd rather not wake up from my dreams..."} +{"tweet": "Horrible retweet..."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to see @JENNIWOWW and @snooki on #TheTalk !!!! :)"} +{"tweet": "As I'm walking outside to get my charger at work freaking boy that asked me if I was in a mafia walks by he now knows my car ..GREAT"} +{"tweet": "refs gotta call this game right man"} +{"tweet": "Can things just be back to normal?"} +{"tweet": "Lol so happy I'm my own person and don't get bothered by other people's lives :)"} +{"tweet": "Wearing orange makeup today! \\n\\nOh wait I wear orange makeup every day"} +{"tweet": "@joshtpm @TPM No it is not JUST a call for conservative to keep up the fight. It is a call for a TOTAL sabatoge against our government."} +{"tweet": "@amcoughlan I wonder if Penguin ragu would be as good..."} +{"tweet": "Watching a film about wildlife & someone asks where the cheetah dad is and Mr. Fiehn says \\It's a hit it and quit it. He was a real cheetah\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@therealphdmommy Lordy Lordy Lordy"} +{"tweet": "@FNEB_Berje I like your name. Lol"} +{"tweet": "She likes it. I like it."} +{"tweet": "@levikelley11 that's what I like to hear! Haha be ready for a phone call after he wins!"} +{"tweet": "Too easy!"} +{"tweet": "finally motivated myself to get off my floor and move over to my bed"} +{"tweet": "@_paigefossa IS IT POSSIBLE TO BREAK YOUR PUBIC BONE"} +{"tweet": "@ArifHasanDN @SeattleDoorMatt @FieldGulls Yeah I'm not even going to get hung up on whether or not I really \\must\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@J_tsar muslims don't go to heaven. All of this killing was done in vain you sick pieace of shit. Have fun spending eternity with satan"} +{"tweet": "enrolled in a physiology class at Duke on top of my one at JMU... I better get an A or I swear to god..."} +{"tweet": "Calum fangirls so hard over Chris Brown it's so cute"} +{"tweet": "@piteux_ WHY?"} +{"tweet": "Here we go again"} +{"tweet": "@SeanPatrickOhio breaking slides is literally the wooooorst"} +{"tweet": "I hate watching this on tv. Commercials are the worst invention of mankind. #annoying"} +{"tweet": "#TweetAFear when I finally move on, you'll want me back."} +{"tweet": "@Manndi87 we wish you were here for these locker room conversations \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Naps during finals week >>>>> that was much needed."} +{"tweet": "@DooglesBrum that was me \\ud83d\\udc4b"} +{"tweet": "I fucked up again but no point moping around about it"} +{"tweet": "Honestly this weather reminds me of so much"} +{"tweet": "#sick #flu"} +{"tweet": "JT's performance was like the male version of Beyonce's Super Bowl performance minus the pelvic thrusting."} +{"tweet": "Your parents think you were gods gift from heaven but in reality your scum #Truth"} +{"tweet": "I know. I don't live under a rock \\u261d\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Open your eyes and see what's right in front of you"} +{"tweet": "@aperry120 gh"} +{"tweet": "Can't win for losing"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I just looked up the weather before I got out of bed was not helpful #freezing #nomotivation"} +{"tweet": "@grandeislands. Are. You still on."} +{"tweet": "Spooning a horse"} +{"tweet": "@juliecares_ I think I made an order for your mommy the other day hehe:)"} +{"tweet": "@rylie_fregeau welp that's what I'm into"} +{"tweet": "I love tax season #straightcashhomie"} +{"tweet": "and I'm so used to it happening, it doesn't even bother me anymore.."} +{"tweet": "#FeelinTheLove \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Props to @_alexiskathleen and I for choreographing the junior/freshman skit. \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc81 #yourewelcome"} +{"tweet": "keep myself up high because I haze by the pounddddd."} +{"tweet": "I am having difficulty comprehending the mind set of @AaronHernandez #wrongcrowd #ultimatefail"} +{"tweet": "Warrior is my all time favorite movie ever created, best movie ever!!!"} +{"tweet": "If I could explain , how much I love Eliza"} +{"tweet": "The grudge 3 is on TV... uh"} +{"tweet": "@_hailluminati no, but there are ways to make someone look bigger and smaller. \\ud83d\\ude4a We would never need a boob enhancer.\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@hannahsmithy4 NBD"} +{"tweet": "@OriginalKingD I'm in the same spot. I need to get off my ass and write."} +{"tweet": "Macklemore sucks stfu"} +{"tweet": "@Jackkaaayyy I have no ill will towards either group, although it's fun to point out Kansas' strengths and successes over their failures!!"} +{"tweet": "Davon will you get to it already"} +{"tweet": "Wake up drunk, go to sleep fucked up"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had a pond"} +{"tweet": "This is what makes me wondering if what I'm doing is right for me...maybe I shouldn't be where I am."} +{"tweet": "@NikolausJones GO BHS Hockey @djwitter"} +{"tweet": "My car is gonna be soooo fucked up after this hail."} +{"tweet": "I bet there are still people out in the world wearing ugly Christmas sweaters b/c they still believe they are fashionable and festive."} +{"tweet": "The teenage daughter in the 40yo virgin ... I want to stab her. \\ud83d\\udd2a"} +{"tweet": "@BTree4UT I don't disagree with what you're saying. Let them have it. They'll have to prove it against a real team."} +{"tweet": "try and tell me tacos don't sound fabulous right now \\ud83d\\udc68"} +{"tweet": "@cody_lago it's the other way around bud \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "\\These people don't even put tahini in their babaganoush!\\\" -- @lostreib very annoyed at the mayo content in @Sabra spreads.\""} +{"tweet": "@RRyaNN you and me both."} +{"tweet": "How is it not 6:30 yet?!"} +{"tweet": "@victoria_aman22 yep same here \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@IvanFilipovic If you can guess 27 outcomes of games you win 300,000"} +{"tweet": "@HiiHaylee UHM WHY THE HELL NOT."} +{"tweet": "@Wyatt_Aberle you're going to be done about the same time I got mind done last year. I finished like August 15th. Good work"} +{"tweet": "But the one in front of the gun lives foreverrrrrr"} +{"tweet": "I literally love my job so much, no complaints whatsoever \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I'm missing reach the beach again because of the baby. #fu"} +{"tweet": "@sam_matzek you have two phones? Bahaha whaaaat"} +{"tweet": "That is how it's done boys. #BBN #WeAreUK"} +{"tweet": "@hayden_stricker smd"} +{"tweet": "I'd rather have pain then nothing at all"} +{"tweet": "@PaulMIWbackup did u mean perfection"} +{"tweet": "When my pillows are cold>>>\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Mini hockey tournament #epic"} +{"tweet": "Working 9-9 today\\ud83d\\ude33 #thataintnojoke"} +{"tweet": "Holy"} +{"tweet": "Exhausted is an understatement \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@gracemoran1423 @khomannn @SheaGegan can NOT come fast enough !"} +{"tweet": "Watching people who are so fat they waddle instead of walk is incredibly depressing"} +{"tweet": "@kali0116 safety first"} +{"tweet": "It doesn't feel like Christmas this Christmas."} +{"tweet": "Every time you're am at me , you run to your mommy . Grow the hell up ."} +{"tweet": "@AniPogarian hehehehe me too"} +{"tweet": "#SnapbackMonday"} +{"tweet": "@DaniiiDolll hahah nice!"} +{"tweet": "@JFeitelberg a black guy in my speech class has the same exact one"} +{"tweet": "I never realized how hard it was to be happy .."} +{"tweet": "I'm about to pass out already. So tired."} +{"tweet": "@Kianabeballin you never once said you wanted too.;)"} +{"tweet": "I hate this shift"} +{"tweet": "@coreydavis937 understandable"} +{"tweet": "God I LOVE hotsauce\\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "this is the 3rd time this week he's gone over the types of depression you can have"} +{"tweet": "@nate_stover hahahaha he looks so stupid right now I can't take it"} +{"tweet": "Officially going to Aquinas next fall :)"} +{"tweet": "@pittaholic He's backkk"} +{"tweet": "Things between us then >> Things after you screwed me over"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to moveeeee omg"} +{"tweet": "Another night of doing absolutely nothing"} +{"tweet": "And the hope for all steelers fans is on the shoulders of.... CHASE DANIEL"} +{"tweet": "I'm grateful for friendships that never end. There can be times where you don't talk but you always can count on them\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "If @bree_ray2014 doesn't come over, I'm going to punch her in the head! #COMEOVER"} +{"tweet": "@hughesgene Answer the phoneeeeee"} +{"tweet": "At the same damn timeee(;"} +{"tweet": "Knock knock.\\nWho's there?\\nMe, I kiiiiill you."} +{"tweet": "All I really want is for someone to talk to me while I pack"} +{"tweet": "Tell me why AT&T transferred me to a sex line earlier. I was like this is a mess"} +{"tweet": "@BrandonStith @karina__beth @monicafoutty @kevinlankford Kevin didn't write that song it's by a guy named Andy Melvin from a church in Texas"} +{"tweet": "Let's see, should I do something productive today? I think I know the answer... #LazyDay"} +{"tweet": "She'll probably end up getting killed though. No one likes a girl with the name alyssa"} +{"tweet": "Oh my lord.. Take me to Disney World"} +{"tweet": "Love me some rainy days. Gonna be lazy until I have to go into work & it's Friday! #idonthateit #payday \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could tweet as much and be as funny as I am on late night twitter feeds in the day time \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I'm just sitting here. Refreshing my Twitter every five seconds."} +{"tweet": "Craving all things gingerbread"} +{"tweet": "Military girls though"} +{"tweet": "@lydia_els darn"} +{"tweet": "THE KID IS BACKKKKKKK!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "I would do anything to work all day every day. #ugh"} +{"tweet": "Why do people care so much about celebrities lives?"} +{"tweet": "Oh my God, the NHL is back!"} +{"tweet": "I've had a real eye opener tonight \\u25a1\\u25a1"} +{"tweet": "What's happening?"} +{"tweet": "@taylorzaher spray some of that sea salt stuff on it, it will make it easier to change"} +{"tweet": "@Colleenknn94 he gave me the dollar back."} +{"tweet": "Just finished golfing... 3 1/2 hours until I have to be at work \\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@PweachPls 8"} +{"tweet": "I know ill never die alone because of all of youuu"} +{"tweet": "The fact toothpaste makes everything taste like shit #hateit"} +{"tweet": "Me and Shannon are getting each other pillow pets for Christmas \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@AnnaGraceCotten thank you!\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I hate liars and I hate people with no respect for the fact that my girl's mine."} +{"tweet": "Donnie Dark >"} +{"tweet": "Sig figs<<<<<<"} +{"tweet": "RIP I JUST KILLED A BUG lol... Good Morning!"} +{"tweet": "This is quite the rodeo here! #rain rain rain an more rain"} +{"tweet": "@keslinghaley probably...\\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I don't have to get out of bed until at least 2 tomorrow makes me ecstatic.. #seriously"} +{"tweet": "#IGotAThingFor -A guy who can just let go and have a good time and be serious when the time comes."} +{"tweet": "My backyard is so relaxing"} +{"tweet": "I hate texting someone all the time and not being able to see or hang out with them"} +{"tweet": "@JETlife727 impossible."} +{"tweet": "Dressed up girl has formed a clique and its straight up something out of mean girls..."} +{"tweet": "Just saw Warm Bodies. Great movie. Hanging at Heine Brothers for a bit, then home to watch The Walking Dead"} +{"tweet": "@B_Macleod94 dude, that's like so thankful of you, bro. So tight"} +{"tweet": "I just shaved my legs for the first time since homecoming..."} +{"tweet": "Girls that call themselves hashtag themselves #pretty? Why? Because noone else will? Yeah, I'm gonna go with that...#Desperate"} +{"tweet": "You know when you pregame before the pregame it's gunna be a great night"} +{"tweet": "Well, shit"} +{"tweet": "Life is blah."} +{"tweet": "If your phone isn't emoji compatible, I'm done with you \\u270b\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Like what"} +{"tweet": "@Tayp_Phillips Wait till 6 and then my boyfriend will be there making the ice creams! Haha."} +{"tweet": "Guess ill just sit at home now doing nothing lol"} +{"tweet": "@jakedulek \\Wrong alarm\\\" hahaha\""} +{"tweet": "I can listen to a song twice and know all the words, yet I've been studying the same shit for 3 weeks and can't remember anything."} +{"tweet": "@danborkes body to escape from that situation"} +{"tweet": "This year was by far the worst of my life, but it did have its highlights. All in all, I'm thankful for having spent 2013 with my loved ones"} +{"tweet": "@micahpearson you are burning through this series! I only watched that one two weeks ago"} +{"tweet": "@kenzie_espoirs I don't wanna blow up other people's twitters."} +{"tweet": "@OhMySydrian oh god okay. She called me at two in the morning and was saying a bunch of shit"} +{"tweet": "Probably not going to school tomorrow #TooHot"} +{"tweet": "How awkward do u think the window washers feel washing the windows outside that I am sitting 6 in away from?"} +{"tweet": "And then jump in my pool. <3"} +{"tweet": "That's sketchy"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna die before I even get to the doctor!!! Lol but I luv the snow bc pretty."} +{"tweet": "So tired but so scared."} +{"tweet": "CONVERSATION ENDED 30 MINUTES AGO!! THE DOOR IS CLOSED DON'T TALK THROUGH IT!! And you ask why I look annoyed all the time..#luckyimpolite"} +{"tweet": "My mom's picking me up after second hour tomorrow, I'll take it. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@brandonworley totally thinking the same thing"} +{"tweet": "@kaseymishlerr extreme couponing"} +{"tweet": ".@REALBROTHER0003 Your dumbass playing the race card & not liking women is fucking old! Plus, Amy's hot! @johnalan6 @politicsofamy"} +{"tweet": "@kthavens dont talk to noah hes a weirdo"} +{"tweet": "I'm a bitch. Don't worry, you'll get used to it. #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "@n_youngs INTERVENTION!"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe what we just booked for tomorrow @JessicaMarie911 #excited"} +{"tweet": "ill probably cry of happiness if someone tells me im pretty on friday"} +{"tweet": "@sneaaaal ohhhh yeah! #goodtimes"} +{"tweet": "@NeeCee75 no prob glad u had fun ttyl8r"} +{"tweet": "Tell me why I had steak, a donut, and 3 potatoes for breakfast #fatassforlife"} +{"tweet": "@dannymayer8 where"} +{"tweet": "@bweemariie you weigh 96 pounds? that's normally disgusting honestly.. But you look like you actually have a body so good for you. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "i have pooped all over myself \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Jill has a crying problem guys"} +{"tweet": "@NateKay47 I remember my first baseball game"} +{"tweet": "@jaylene1010 really! Frigging rights"} +{"tweet": "Love how my old professor always cracks sex jokes. #theman #hysterical"} +{"tweet": "@wdp2012 7-4 bottom of the 6th. They're winning."} +{"tweet": "I'm so happy I have volleyball tomorrow morning \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "The radio personality for 99x I'm pretty sure was just making fun of 4/20 blaze it fags not sure though"} +{"tweet": "@_FatimaGomez oops"} +{"tweet": "Just so everyone knows its a down power line right by my house on 140th by 43rd st.. It's gunna be a hot one sleeping tonight!"} +{"tweet": "Sour skittles \\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\ude32"} +{"tweet": "Headstrong to take on anyone"} +{"tweet": "I disown you and those cowboy boots @wormboffeli"} +{"tweet": "@iSwaggin5 I can't wait to see you either :)"} +{"tweet": "Apparently I move too much."} +{"tweet": "Beyonce is lady Jesus"} +{"tweet": "fuck you and your one word texts. holy shit."} +{"tweet": "@ZoyaNailPolish Tiffany, deep blue something #tunetues"} +{"tweet": "@ericanderson47 mine better not do that \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I've explored the world, I've traveled literally all over but home will always be home."} +{"tweet": "#ifyouknowmeyouknowthat I'm going to be a cat lady forever. \\ud83d\\ude3a"} +{"tweet": "@jess_doo_itt thank you my little lesbian \\u2764\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "My dog broke a bunnies back legs today."} +{"tweet": "@itsEmilyEmm I can't wait!!"} +{"tweet": "@hansen_shelby for sure\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "808 you're such a sweet girl! You're super pretty & I've always had fun the times we've hungout! We should defiantly chill more \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@JayyNix woohoo in the hot tub all night"} +{"tweet": "Random senior sitting with the prom letter kid."} +{"tweet": "@lblackwell_ crazy because mine will be coming out soon ;)"} +{"tweet": "I don't give enough to take back what I own."} +{"tweet": "@CodaGialla exactly"} +{"tweet": "Back to sleep I go."} +{"tweet": "#elementaryschoolconfessions I cheated on every spelling test in 5th & 6th grade. That's why I suck at spelling lol"} +{"tweet": "Good grief"} +{"tweet": "I ain't got no worries"} +{"tweet": "JUST EXCITED TO SEE JOE LIKE THIS WEEK NEEDS TO FLY BYE"} +{"tweet": "Bullshit penalty... Parise was helped into the goalie. #Wild #NHLPlayoffs"} +{"tweet": "I just wanted to say how gorgeous everyone looks in their homecoming pictures."} +{"tweet": "@DOUBLE_DEEna okay good stuff, next time I go I'm gonna call you and have you coach me through it"} +{"tweet": "I think we just need to get rid of the 3rd barrel."} +{"tweet": "@emileerandy @JoeyPapadakos love you em \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Beautiful day filled with beautiful people @ the Beach Baptism! \\n#OnlyGod \\n#LoveMyChurch"} +{"tweet": "Being played by someone u like #sucks"} +{"tweet": "Just decorating the tree with momma :)"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Don't put your lips up to my mouth and tell me you can't stay"} +{"tweet": "@ratb8 run to the hills lol how can I help you"} +{"tweet": "@Awilly4 probably the best weekend if my life"} +{"tweet": "Longhorn Steakhouse"} +{"tweet": "If a night goes by that i dont go on twitter i just feel so lost and left out"} +{"tweet": "@JustinHess18 thanks"} +{"tweet": "Someone called child services on me HAHAHAHHA omg too funny"} +{"tweet": "@RamzyKhabbaz does this work"} +{"tweet": "Why did this girl just call flynt flossy ... flossy Mcflossy lol .... @MACKADAMUS"} +{"tweet": "There's such a huge double standard and I hate it."} +{"tweet": "Damn I just finding out I was on Lsu watch list my 9th grade year I'm MAD AF!"} +{"tweet": "I really hope this works out.."} +{"tweet": "@Kailey_J14 TSWIFT LYRIC TIME"} +{"tweet": "@TylerBanks5 HAHAHA OH MY GOSH, I didn't know what you were talking about at first, I still don't know what they were lol"} +{"tweet": "Watching a kissing scene on a show and out of the crowd of my parents and I Bruce shouts \\GRAB HER BOOBS\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@mvp1550 where & when"} +{"tweet": "Stone cold stoned"} +{"tweet": "Whenever I go to backdoor I order a lot and they probably think I'm on drugs but I actually just really like donuts."} +{"tweet": "Dates for fall showcase coming very soon event will be in Grand Rapids michigan stay tuned"} +{"tweet": "I'm ready to get school over with"} +{"tweet": "I could eat saltines allllll day"} +{"tweet": "Imma show em how to get this money"} +{"tweet": "I'm so desperate for someone to watch pll with me that I invited my mom to watch it with me"} +{"tweet": "It's Friday! #yeeyee"} +{"tweet": "Since when is @sammyjanes funny.. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Everything's the same but the title? Makes no sense"} +{"tweet": "End is near."} +{"tweet": "You're fucking psychotic."} +{"tweet": "@tessaszakacs soon!"} +{"tweet": "Scrambled eggs, biscuits, & sausage for breakfast! Yum Yum! :-)"} +{"tweet": "@jensen_jessica depends on the day of the week?"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@SurferWife: @TheHumiliation Is your vagina burning? @MrSurferWife and I are talking about you.\\u201d I thought it was VD. We're at Cardiff."} +{"tweet": "Because I have a basketball game right after that"} +{"tweet": "@OliviaMiller26 I love himmmmmmmmm \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "@ilovetwatter04 All you do is SHELBY ALL THE TIME!"} +{"tweet": "@Jesse_Longg Garrett is eating and then picking you up. just be ready"} +{"tweet": "Okay goodnight beautiful people. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Screw Spanish. I'm out \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@Hey_Jessayyyy is it in like knots!? I do that alllll the time :("} +{"tweet": "Contacts are probably the weirdest thing I've ever experienced."} +{"tweet": "@AlexAllTimeLow SIR DO YOU HAVE A BEARD?"} +{"tweet": "@DrPhil Awesome explanation to her at the end of your show! Aired 10-14-2013. YOU ROCK!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@K11680 true lol I just imagined it again and the chills cans back :3"} +{"tweet": "Bracing myself for watching my best friends graduate today. I love you guys \\ud83d\\udc9b\\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc97 @paigenicole_x0 @_darianrae @_paaaay"} +{"tweet": "Feeling sick. \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude1b"} +{"tweet": "Your existence will be forgoten in \\n3... 2.... 1....."} +{"tweet": "I have all the songs from pitch perfect stuck in my head lol"} +{"tweet": "@Treynolds54 no"} +{"tweet": "Happy Sunday Everyone! (:"} +{"tweet": "Wearing my uggs at the cider mill with my psl all I need is a bf to cuddle with"} +{"tweet": "@emprelle who says that??"} +{"tweet": "I can never emphasize enough how extremely sexy it is when a guy can dance \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@LivingSoReal shoulda came down to visit!"} +{"tweet": "Baby are you down down down down down"} +{"tweet": "Almost time to die"} +{"tweet": "Awesome #peoplethesedays"} +{"tweet": "This bitterly cold weather is just dreadfully awful #hatingthiscoldweather"} +{"tweet": "@KassayyScharone wut letter??"} +{"tweet": "Bout to tour the craft center with our girls. I hope this state tourny experience is one they will never forget. Love our team."} +{"tweet": "ahh. I'm soo happy I got a red union hoodie. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "you're so sexy can I have you"} +{"tweet": "Like why..."} +{"tweet": "@Mrfireman12233 they are supreme"} +{"tweet": "@ESPNStatsInfo Brett Favre"} +{"tweet": "While I'm here though, what type of parent allows their child to hoop in a cardigan? Smh #salute"} +{"tweet": "When I have kids in the future I hope they turn out as cute as Diviane forreal lol \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I want to sleep. That won't be happening."} +{"tweet": "Three bears at the movies NO BIGGIE"} +{"tweet": "Think a nice hot shower is in order for tonight after work"} +{"tweet": "@AnnieDouglas20 @Jessica_Moog16 @bailey_arin he told me he wished we were are age so he could have all of us..."} +{"tweet": "Wow you're just a bitch."} +{"tweet": "iOS7 is actually so slow right now... It needs a boost maybe some 5 hour energy or something"} +{"tweet": "@HannahEveWalls kk :)"} +{"tweet": "This Chloe this is annoying \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "It is pathetic how many people were on a team for this whole thing. Talk about despicable, both sides."} +{"tweet": "I guess ole @CHMF_LMG died on me lol.."} +{"tweet": "@KipMooreMusic new single and @FLAGALine re-releasing their album all in one day \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@daniraedar though it sounds much better than sitting in the sun enjoying the weather!"} +{"tweet": "Team android"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I get so spaced off that I get 20mins be hide on my TL #twitterproblems"} +{"tweet": "@rinn_the_bin ill just take more I'm an amazing photographer when it comes to catching horrible faces of Caleb"} +{"tweet": "Well I hope everyone had fun, most likely I'm going back to Utah for this one LOL"} +{"tweet": "It's arrogant to believe Christ cannot forgive suicide. It's foolish to believe Christ can overlook ignoring Him and living by the law."} +{"tweet": "@PJMarshall80 SPN said Sam being taken by lucifer was going 2 be in Detriot I though the show was going 2 play Detroit Rock City from Kiss"} +{"tweet": "@Simply_Lisa_ just be there in spirit. Sending love & good vibes are felt. Moments will be made again girl. Midwest girls have been the best"} +{"tweet": "I hate shopping! I can't ever find anything I like!\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "My head is ringing thank you apple margs \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Who has 2 extra book socks?"} +{"tweet": "@BradySolum it has been for the last month. #GetWithIt maybe if we drink it like it's going out of style"} +{"tweet": "3 wcw in one day kill em bran"} +{"tweet": "@KelseyAskins Helllll yeah girl \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "\\Inside Secret America\\\" is my new favorite Doc. Series #badass\""} +{"tweet": "I don't get why you guys have to be bullying someone who hasn't done anything to you. It didn't concern you until you concerned yourself."} +{"tweet": "@OlympiaXylaige @NahaniOtieno Winchester all my life, suburban all my life. Only recently have I been using the subway with some frequency."} +{"tweet": "What makes it even worse, is he was on his way to a charity event. Terrible, just terrible."} +{"tweet": "@MariaColina143 Thanks Maria-Marie :)"} +{"tweet": "@kristinjns That's true!"} +{"tweet": "#WhitePeopleActivities buying weed \\do you have change\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "When is GCDB opening? Seeings how I eat the berwick all the time, I need new food \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@WNSource anything at TNA is a head scratcher."} +{"tweet": "This song describes everything perfectly!"} +{"tweet": "Me being able to sleep. No. t's to hot. Can't."} +{"tweet": "I seriously hate when people go in my room and mess with my stuff. #stayout"} +{"tweet": "Honestly. Fuck you, I'm so glad I didn't trust you again."} +{"tweet": "I feel sorry for people that think bud light is the the best beer lol like it's good but. Ya need to expand your pallet."} +{"tweet": "All I really want is to watch Elf with my friends and make gingerbread houses while drinking spiked hot cocoa and eggnog \\u2744"} +{"tweet": "All of this after I didn't get to watch the family guy episodes I wanted to. Fuckers."} +{"tweet": "Sitting at my brothers house I can hear the fireworks they are lighting off at my house...."} +{"tweet": "last night, chris's little brother straightened my hair.. haha. i love him."} +{"tweet": "I don't believe in atheists ....therefore they don't exist. Hey this is the same logic they use."} +{"tweet": "No text to see how I'm doing -__-"} +{"tweet": "@ElizSwearengin they sent a email out."} +{"tweet": "omg I honestly can't stand you.."} +{"tweet": "I know I'm not perfect. .."} +{"tweet": "Remember that one time for like 10 seconds Kelly didn't have her tweets protected because that was a great day."} +{"tweet": "Evan is yelling at me! Not a fan"} +{"tweet": "Like I've never seen so many sprinkles in my life."} +{"tweet": "Lucky as a seven, livin in heaven, With my Dixieland Delight."} +{"tweet": "@kaytee_snediker yesssss"} +{"tweet": "@haileyedlebeck probably the most obscene movie iv ever witnessed"} +{"tweet": "I hate winter...\\n\\nBoy, am I living in the wrong state."} +{"tweet": "So tired #lazy"} +{"tweet": "Chris Pratt is casually very funny #ParksandRec"} +{"tweet": "What if I moved to Sullivan maybe then I could be a Sullivan Singer"} +{"tweet": "@Sleggett4041 hay stupid hahhahhhahha"} +{"tweet": "@sethcbagot you said go die so im currently paddling in a sinking boat being chased by a shark k im gonna give up bye"} +{"tweet": "You're honestly so rude leave?"} +{"tweet": "We all saw it"} +{"tweet": "@_BieberHole_69 rap game apple pie captain and vodka. I'm level 4 turnt"} +{"tweet": "I am confused beyond belief"} +{"tweet": "@DeltinPhox @GrantThompson13 \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@ExtraGrumpyCat @extragrumpycat @juliiebabyyyxo my life story.."} +{"tweet": "@Make_itNASHtyy HAPPY THOUGHTS. TSWIFT IS TOMORROW."} +{"tweet": "@JudgeCheesehead you shoulda came over for my SOA fix, watched seasons 1-4 (season 5 isn't on netflix yet). Have about 6 episodes left of S4"} +{"tweet": "Really just saw a bunch of kids do a Chinese Fire Drill in this pouring rain."} +{"tweet": "I sprouted a penis I'm calling bri @BigBoobBriBear @jessepolson @Morgann_22"} +{"tweet": "@himynamessteve you have great taste in TV shows"} +{"tweet": "@J_Wood24 that's good to hear. I hope I don't have to see her much during baseball though.."} +{"tweet": "why"} +{"tweet": "Wow that made me so sad"} +{"tweet": "Well there goes one more friendship out the window. Anybody else?"} +{"tweet": "@robinholt2013 Easy bib = easy life"} +{"tweet": "There is some really bizarre TV on early Saturday mornings."} +{"tweet": "@njmadmaxlyons got tht air conditioning biotch"} +{"tweet": "Time to get our buzz on \\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "I barely know people in Louisville but they playing on my phone"} +{"tweet": "Hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@Mr_PokemonTRNR king BLARGHLULAULAUA"} +{"tweet": "@kendrickt7 hey man text me"} +{"tweet": "I was supposed to get up an hour ago. #ooops"} +{"tweet": "Ray is so charming \\ud83d\\ude0d #TheVoice"} +{"tweet": "@BIG_Drew79 you don't deserve to though. You have to ask permission Drew."} +{"tweet": "Pros"} +{"tweet": "Forrest Gump!"} +{"tweet": "@tevansss14 yeah her class is harder than sophers"} +{"tweet": "Hannah's snoring but I'm still in a good mood.. I ain't got no worries"} +{"tweet": "Good morning az <3 8:23 am.. Now a 3 hour change"} +{"tweet": "@Its_Baldwin33 \\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83c\\udf7a\\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83c\\udf78\\ud83c\\udf79\\ud83c\\udf77\\ud83c\\udf7a\\ud83c\\udf7a\\ud83d\\ude4c \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@shmancyklancey @smcavanagh03 Yeah, and who am I supposed to see it with, my girlfriend?"} +{"tweet": "Beggars can't be choosers my friends. \\ud83d\\ude45\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "All I want Fulham to do is get Jozy. I will literally buy his kit the second he is bought. #COYW"} +{"tweet": "@theemptypockets I just wanted to tell you guys that drive in movies are still a thing. Not sure you knew that. Random. And awesome"} +{"tweet": "@Jtanner_4 thanks boo \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I have a benchmark today this sucks. But I also have a basketball game so that's going to be fun"} +{"tweet": "@BuffNewsVogl what, one shot every 3+ minutes isn't good enough to win? #blueprint"} +{"tweet": "Who is going To go see Obama tomorrow??\\ud83d\\ude0a #RETWEET"} +{"tweet": "@2_ChamZzZ hahhaha I have them all on my computer I made Dan watch some of them already hahhaha"} +{"tweet": "Clowe in front of fatty blowdeur #keytovictory"} +{"tweet": "@persiantittys \\nThrow a Sound Tribe in there too?"} +{"tweet": "@ArianaGrande I'm so thankful to have you in my life Ariana thank you for changing my life completely love you 34"} +{"tweet": "Drakes older songs are the best. So much real shit in those lyrics."} +{"tweet": "Colton's tweets tonight = so on point. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4c @Colton_Cobb"} +{"tweet": "@ilovekennedy48 ughh it's so stupid :("} +{"tweet": "Sleeping at 11 on a Friday night #winning"} +{"tweet": "@ChadDMBVOLS O I dance to the best of my abilities..I have metal rods in my lower back!"} +{"tweet": "@LeXbOp it's all online!"} +{"tweet": "The guy at vw who is dealing with my car is so handsome I want to give him a kiss"} +{"tweet": "@silvestri26 you have a chode"} +{"tweet": "Ate up !!! @allytan21 trying to get me to marry people \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@Princess_Megan0 well if the boys woulda let us.. \\ud83d\\ude12 atleast we gotta hold the black ones! \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Test were good, cardiologist next week."} +{"tweet": "I actually like this new design of this case better. It feels like nothing is here.\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "PS dear vegans, if you find yourself trolling the #meatismurder hashtag on Instagram... You're preachy. #shutup"} +{"tweet": "Yay my friends get out of school soon!!"} +{"tweet": "@cbmcneill how do I see it?"} +{"tweet": "@theNahona that isn't a reality show..."} +{"tweet": "#farmmemories"} +{"tweet": "@msuchor when you can't even shut the lid"} +{"tweet": "Lord Jesus"} +{"tweet": "@BeccaLynn1290 hahahah okay"} +{"tweet": "Power trip is hands down the best song."} +{"tweet": "CHRISTMAS IS ONE WEEK AWAY WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!!!"} +{"tweet": "& it doesn't make sense to anybody else."} +{"tweet": "Last night had me laughing so hard all night long #absolutelyhilarious \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "letting things build up and wanting to explode \\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "Things that go through my head, people would think I'm crazy"} +{"tweet": "I'd rather be a golden retriever who lives with a nice upper class white family"} +{"tweet": "It's crazy how amazing the Blackhawks are playing. Keep it up boys."} +{"tweet": "@sandiisurrender I couldn't have said it better myself"} +{"tweet": "@Justine_Price I'm gonna run them off the road with P.P.P.D."} +{"tweet": "Either would be perfect if I wasn't completely hung up on you"} +{"tweet": "@johnjohnword @marchmadness the ducks are a huge matchup problem for Louisville! Don't be surprised"} +{"tweet": "@abrown4577 wise choice"} +{"tweet": "Is that destinys child?.!.!"} +{"tweet": "I wonder what mr. Pee-brain is doing this very second"} +{"tweet": "I think Twinkies are gross \\ud83d\\ude1d\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Thankful to have such amazing girls in my life. These girls are my everything!!!! @KenzieHolland16 @maeghan_knox @PaigeMersmann @SLamb88"} +{"tweet": "You got your hands up, you're rocking in my truck \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS HAVE TO TWEET ABOUT TACO BELL))):"} +{"tweet": "Me and @HannahDuley should talk more \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@fish845 @awarner13 and why haven't you been making me food?! I expect a four course meal when I come over."} +{"tweet": "@_Kayley_x3 Because you're beautiful"} +{"tweet": "Waking across that quad and I can't even see Page, I think that that is a problem"} +{"tweet": "I need to get away"} +{"tweet": "SSSOOOOOOO ANGRY"} +{"tweet": "@_whysoSARious me!! Come with me!"} +{"tweet": "@YourSaleslogix @smallbeck the best photo bomb of the week! #slx2013con @alphalogix_uk @stephen_eureka @MCRAMPSEY78"} +{"tweet": "Snow football! This game would be so fun to play in"} +{"tweet": "That's awful defense"} +{"tweet": "I still remember the first time we kissed. @Stephfannie88"} +{"tweet": "I'm obsessed with this song \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "the redwood stalker just liked my instagram \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "My mood today tho>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "Like honestly.. Why the fuck would you come to work that sick.. I can already feel this shit in my head and throat"} +{"tweet": "Lol! \\@Ms_Daisy_Oyebo: @iStraff_uScream Lol. You wish\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I don't know shit about style, design or clothing but whoever came up Notre Dame basketball uniforms.. should be reconsider their profession"} +{"tweet": "I'd be surprised if melo doesn't play tonight. The dude had a solo workout and shoot around in the am"} +{"tweet": "my hair has been in a bun for like 2 days and now it looks like curly fries"} +{"tweet": "How can someone not like @kennedysaylor11? Please explain."} +{"tweet": "@AyBayyBay15 STORY OF MY DAY"} +{"tweet": "I wish I did the shit I get accused for .. Maybe I wouldn't be as mad."} +{"tweet": "Tigers game today!"} +{"tweet": "#sweep"} +{"tweet": "Okay."} +{"tweet": "so basically, the breakfast of a champion is 13 hot Cheetos and 5 bottles of water. am I right?"} +{"tweet": "@RobLowe I've only ever watched 2 Lifetime shows. The Casey Anthony one and Drew Peterson. You starred in both :-)"} +{"tweet": "Japanese steakhouse, kalahari, and bars :) #hellyeah #bouttobegood"} +{"tweet": "I do not own a g-string. Yet somehow I ended up with a pair in my laundry! Lol"} +{"tweet": "@PronounceIt_Dye \\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\udc7d\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udc40\\ud83c\\udf1f\\ud83c\\udf1f\\ud83c\\udf1f\\ud83d\\udc80\\ud83d\\udca2\\ud83d\\udca5\\ud83d\\udc78\\ud83d\\udc78\\ud83d\\ude3e\\ud83d\\ude3b\\ud83d\\udc74\\ud83d\\ude1f\\ud83d\\ude10\\ud83d\\udc73\\ud83d\\ude36\\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\ude06\\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\ude17\\ud83d\\ude17\\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude1d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc3d\\ud83d\\udc28\\ud83d\\udc28\\ud83d\\udc3d\\ud83d\\udc3d\\ud83d\\udc2d\\ud83d\\udc23\\ud83d\\udc1c\\ud83d\\udc1f\\ud83d\\udc19\\ud83d\\udc22\\ud83d\\udc01\\ud83d\\udc02\\ud83d\\udc08\\ud83d\\udc0e\\ud83d\\udc07\\ud83d\\udc15\\ud83d\\udc0a\\ud83c\\udf42\\ud83c\\udf40\\ud83c\\udf3b\\u26ea\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc92\\ud83c\\udfe9\\ud83c\\udf07\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udce9\\ud83d\\udce8\\ud83d\\udcee\\ud83d\\udcca\\ud83d\\udcd1\\ud83d\\udcc3\\ud83d\\udcc4\\ud83d\\udcc4\\ud83d\\udceb\\ud83d\\udce9\\ud83d\\udd12\\ud83d\\udd12\\ud83d\\udd15\\ud83d\\udd15\\u23f3\\u231b\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udd0e\\ud83d\\udd0c\\ud83d\\udd06\\ud83d\\udd26\\ud83d\\udca1\\ud83d\\udcf1\\ud83d\\udcf1\\ud83d\\udcbb\\ud83d\\udd0a\\ud83d\\udcdf\\ud83d\\udcbd\\ud83d\\udcbf\\ud83d\\udcbb\\ud83d\\udcbb you had to see this coming."} +{"tweet": "Why is king triton so ripped"} +{"tweet": "@trent_pelletier sweet, where are you going for it"} +{"tweet": "Ugh. Work 11-7 :("} +{"tweet": "Panera date with my babes @MacMorr321"} +{"tweet": "@bsmithers81 @DraftKlassen she doesn't age. She's a dime"} +{"tweet": "Now, I seen you been hanging out. With that other girl in town, looking like a pair of clowns clowns clowns."} +{"tweet": "Brady and sal can go back home but diesel is mine\\ud83d\\udc9e"} +{"tweet": "I love you, Regina #OUAT"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know what this sign means but I like it.. Soooo~"} +{"tweet": "@KevinSullyTV TNA has come a LONG ways since Cheekz"} +{"tweet": "I'm not gonna get any sleep tonight"} +{"tweet": "I wish some on new how I felt..."} +{"tweet": "Watching fast 6 and when the wife goes to bed watching jobs. May they both RIP #PaulWalker #SteveJobs"} +{"tweet": "I have to say its been a pretty good day! :) #wonderdul!"} +{"tweet": "@MTMCrossFit I'm coming biznitch #getexcited #canipunchyouyet?"} +{"tweet": "@23knp heck yeah that would be cool !"} +{"tweet": "I can not poop to save my life \\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "Why did 2 drafts give me a buzz? Sheeeit"} +{"tweet": "I feel like @KailLowry and I would be best friends \\u2764\\u2764\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@bayelizx yup were spoiled!"} +{"tweet": "This kid is so awkward. #icant"} +{"tweet": "Crazy gym lady!!!"} +{"tweet": "@6ercink haha I suppose you're alright. You owe me skittles though \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Someone come hangout with me \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@maddiee_nicolee don't lie too twitter"} +{"tweet": "@AmandaCacciola Or maybe it's because Sanchez isn't playing. I think that could be it"} +{"tweet": "@PPistone We'll be there tomorrow night. Enjoy!!"} +{"tweet": ". @S_H_I_P bought a family some Jell-O shots at 45"} +{"tweet": "I new I shoulda set my alarm"} +{"tweet": "Skyping him puts the cherry on top of my night! \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "should we even try Sunday ? \\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\ude28"} +{"tweet": "Never Forget. \\ud83d\\uddfd\\u2708\\ud83c\\uddfa\\ud83c\\uddf8\\ud83d\\ude94\\ud83d\\ude92\\ud83d\\ude91 #9/11 #GodBlessAmerica"} +{"tweet": "I should sleep"} +{"tweet": "Go George Zimmerman!"} +{"tweet": "@Tweet_RiKaKo \\u304a\\u304b"} +{"tweet": "I've waited too long for this day. College football is here at last! Don't ever leave me again"} +{"tweet": "@erryflyy people are fucked"} +{"tweet": "@Evan_Hand I can use the lifting"} +{"tweet": "Sending each other cat videos everyday makes my day @lukeybaby62 #meow"} +{"tweet": "@Darklordz11 OMG I just ate some cookies! #love"} +{"tweet": "I don't mind spending every day out on your corner in the pouring rain \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "So fucking sick if being in this house"} +{"tweet": "I just saw a holiday commercial for duck dynasty chia pets and I would really love to see the people who buy those"} +{"tweet": "Cable Guy Comes tomorrow (:"} +{"tweet": "@Southern_1868 You're officially my favorite drunk person ever"} +{"tweet": "@Robbiejo @Bonino90 I look forward to revisiting both sometime before Inquisition comes out."} +{"tweet": "@Nikki_Elrod love you too \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "You should be Vining!"} +{"tweet": "Matthew 5:16\\nIn the same way, let your light shine before others, that they may see your good deeds and glorify your Father in heaven."} +{"tweet": "beautiful soul"} +{"tweet": "@DarianDrizzyDre where are you?"} +{"tweet": "@JohnGillette23 I denno everyone thinks I'm weird but I love like the pain of a sunburn haha"} +{"tweet": "My dad makes my day 10x better :)"} +{"tweet": "3 1/2 hours of sleep.. Now a 13 hour work day. Im exhausted & not happy. \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "You either speak life into someone or death? Don't take that lightly."} +{"tweet": "@LakeOrionIssues i just hate everyone and everything AT school..."} +{"tweet": "being able to drive with the windows down >>"} +{"tweet": "You know what's better than finishing school today? Going to school tomorrow yay"} +{"tweet": "@24wild24 I'm going with... Your tattoo!"} +{"tweet": "@nahtahley33 I will cut you."} +{"tweet": "What a beautiful mess, what a beautiful mess I'm in. Spending all my time with you, there is nothing that I'd rather doo!!"} +{"tweet": "@PrezzDThompson okay"} +{"tweet": "John Dodson is an animal!"} +{"tweet": "I feel god awful. #sick"} +{"tweet": "Florida Georgia line...BEACHBASH 2013!!! #PCB baby @PatrickKopas @HlatkyMark"} +{"tweet": "@scook3158 osu got one for their b ten tourney and elite 8 and fgcu got one for s16. I thought I saw somewhere UM did get rings for that"} +{"tweet": "@azooozmusa Um sure?"} +{"tweet": "@casey_setlock see you sooon \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "These damn birds aren't helping my headache #shutupalready"} +{"tweet": "Football homework and hanging with my girl soon for the rest of the day"} +{"tweet": "@joshbenscoter guess what?"} +{"tweet": "@tayosiecki oh yeah girl I was out here like a couple weeks before school ended. And Lanc\\u00f4me Macy's @ moa"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@SexTaIk: Girls with sexy dimples.\\u201d My boo @kitfox86 got one lmaoooo"} +{"tweet": "This is the first time I've ever seen somebody eating McDonald's in class and enjoying it. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "ambers a cunt \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "#CallOutSomebodyBeautiful @Hannah_L_Price \\ud83d\\udc9a #IMissYOUUU \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I love working so much, it's money #$$$$$ #sohappy\\ud83d\\ude00"} +{"tweet": "Because in the end they'll judge me anyway, so whatevaaa"} +{"tweet": "@moattkvoh2 what"} +{"tweet": "@SaraMVoigt stop"} +{"tweet": "Wait.... Why am I even mad. Oh cause I'm sick of people lying"} +{"tweet": "@H_hall5 lol I'll tell you later \\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "Can someone Facebook chat me???? I get lonely"} +{"tweet": "@hayleyorrantia do the writers know how good you sing? Your character should be an 80s popstar like Tiffany. #TheGoldbergs"} +{"tweet": "Tired but don't wanna sleep"} +{"tweet": "Only 3 wrong for my weekly pickem? I'll take it #Week17 #NFL"} +{"tweet": "When my mom tells me I'm addicted to Victoria's Secret and that I spend too much money there<<<< #Impossible"} +{"tweet": "It's seriously so sucky living your life without asthma and then developing it #hateit"} +{"tweet": "I wanna fuhkkkk you on the sink, after dattt imma give you a drankkk"} +{"tweet": "@AndrewCCarnahan sadly, I didn't have Mizzou moving on past the first round... #goodcall"} +{"tweet": "@justinbieber HAVE SEX WITH ME PLS"} +{"tweet": "@clairewolfe94 it's pretty good"} +{"tweet": "@lexieschluns25 texted you"} +{"tweet": "@humanSENNYpede he's just not that into you either"} +{"tweet": "@haleyokay please get struck by lightning \\u26a1"} +{"tweet": "@AyeeeLeah hahahah I constantly tell people the same stories lololol"} +{"tweet": "I'm embarrassed for her"} +{"tweet": "@_ashleySoWhat naw that shit be on accident. All that baggage be having a nicca on multiple flights ha"} +{"tweet": "@AshStevens16 you're welcome:)"} +{"tweet": "It seems like I'm determined to burn every bridge I ever built"} +{"tweet": "@danhoran11 how doesn't it..."} +{"tweet": "Only having to go to school one day this week is super exciting"} +{"tweet": "What's everyone doing tonight?! @cam_WPS & I are playing waterfall with WINE #drunkasfuck"} +{"tweet": "Everyone has a story."} +{"tweet": "Walk faster then I won't step on the backs of your feet k. Oh and why do you smell like serup. #oneofthosedays"} +{"tweet": "@Disaronno_PRO omgg I know! I seriously do that all the time hahaha"} +{"tweet": "So is it under City Hall?"} +{"tweet": "@nathhhalie_ us both"} +{"tweet": "@sami_rossiter I hate you so much"} +{"tweet": "I hate laundry."} +{"tweet": "My arms are dead from lifting this morning."} +{"tweet": "I can show you what my dreams are made of..."} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@shemarmoore: Who watched Criminal minds yesterday?\\u201d\\nIt was wonderful and Reid will pull through, he has great and careing friends."} +{"tweet": "Go Cowboys !!!"} +{"tweet": "Holy tequilla. @Kelciee7 is in town."} +{"tweet": "New invisalign trays <<<<"} +{"tweet": "Wow I'm cold \\ud83d\\ude2c\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Off pitch much?"} +{"tweet": "there's never a right time to say goodbye"} +{"tweet": "@VictoriaMatiash drop Callahan and pick up Schenn or still give him a chance?"} +{"tweet": "@tDalt18 you've easily consumed over 1000, I've seen you drink lol"} +{"tweet": "...fuck"} +{"tweet": "Home at last \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@ladiel @kirstinedanger except Ladie, from time to time..."} +{"tweet": "@cavaticat @szyzy obviously, I'd be too busy using my diva towel to sop up blood that I spilled from my diva cup on my diva casket."} +{"tweet": "The only time I ever tweet is on road trips. I get so fuckin bored."} +{"tweet": "Pump pump kill"} +{"tweet": "I got butterflies \\ud83d\\ude1d\\ud83d\\ude1d\\ud83d\\ude1d\\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "#NoSchoolDoug is trending.."} +{"tweet": "@Lilllly_690 ol"} +{"tweet": "I HATE HATE HATE STAYING IN AT NIGHT, I WANT TO BE WITH MY FRIENDS."} +{"tweet": "Dang."} +{"tweet": "@KateWoods6 thanks it means so much Kate <3"} +{"tweet": "I feel it in my bones \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@TaylorGang been ready"} +{"tweet": "\\@Ifeatu_: @Sulayman_Tahir noticed I called you 'son'? Uno like 'Ifeatu and Sons'? :'(((\\\"Lol\""} +{"tweet": "@gdmingrone You have your brother. Isn't that pretty much the same thing?"} +{"tweet": "@mommycassxo OMG Kieran treats his swaddles like prison break, he's always getting an arm out. \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "@thestallionair yes. Shelby is too!!"} +{"tweet": "someone Skype me!"} +{"tweet": "@marklevinshow then what is the answer if not to be tough and call Obama's bluff. He's the pres, he should give on something."} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph NNE. Barometer 1008.6 mb, Steady. Temperature 69.1 F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 89%"} +{"tweet": "I haven't tweeted any #serverproblems in a long time. Get ready."} +{"tweet": "\\I think #so.\\\" Ben glanced over at Rhondi, then lowered his voice, \\\"Dad, nobody ever actually attacked me. But I have thi\""} +{"tweet": "FaceTime me!"} +{"tweet": "I really don't have time for this"} +{"tweet": "If I never had to drive again I'd be okay with it literally sick of being in a car"} +{"tweet": "@casper2325 extremely"} +{"tweet": "SO MANY QUESTIONS"} +{"tweet": "Some guys are too nice \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@marcus_bryson2 I can't get another ticket. Gotta play it safe."} +{"tweet": "I'm trying my best to be different this time."} +{"tweet": "@JustVin_ Do you think it will make it this far?"} +{"tweet": "One more final! :)"} +{"tweet": "Cats are purrfection"} +{"tweet": "@donniemarrs ouch.. Ok, the wife and I are going to make an appearance, look forward to it."} +{"tweet": "#7thgradeconfession I try to forget about 7th grade even happening.."} +{"tweet": "@kylekritter Will you be at Rances Tuesday night, homeboy?"} +{"tweet": "You're going to ruin everything."} +{"tweet": "Just because you like me doesn't mean i have to like you . So chill out ."} +{"tweet": "Bye Bitch\\ud83d\\udc4b\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "This weather is the most perfect weather I could ever imagine! Ahhh!"} +{"tweet": "I'm probably like the biggest baby when it come to driving period. I just want a chauffeur."} +{"tweet": "IT'S FINALLY WARM OUT #spring #FINALLY"} +{"tweet": "@SoTempted_xO I don't do those. Better call daly or mumpy. That's what Spanish ppl are for"} +{"tweet": "Anyone want to go to the river??"} +{"tweet": "@Malik__Gratts that's not an acceptable answer"} +{"tweet": "@benmetcalfe5 good question what happened to freedom of speech!"} +{"tweet": "It's the people who stick around when money isn't flowing, trips aren't being planned and love isn't being bought that matters"} +{"tweet": "Being single isn't even fun anymore."} +{"tweet": "No physics lab this week! #heckyeah"} +{"tweet": "Bed time"} +{"tweet": "@mattcohen4real Hey Matt! Hope you're doing well! Love and hugs!"} +{"tweet": "A world without cancer would be crazy"} +{"tweet": "@a_lessila6969 let's go"} +{"tweet": "@Piercehh :)"} +{"tweet": "@juli_giacomin he hates us"} +{"tweet": "I remember when me, @becca_jessica , and @Allis0nTalbot used to argue over who got to sit with each other on the bus. Miss you guys."} +{"tweet": "@dream_believe77 We need to get another one we take the best pics"} +{"tweet": "@adamlevine yeah go lakers! :)"} +{"tweet": "Dante Fowler the GOAT."} +{"tweet": "@Katiesueee14 it should be ok. Especially bottoms. Idk about top layer though."} +{"tweet": "@mynamesteejay DEFINITELY SHOULDA WON!!!"} +{"tweet": "@dhump29 @JV_Era16 @le80will as you can once or play a tournament in 100+ degree weather with 0 shade"} +{"tweet": "This is fucking awesome"} +{"tweet": "@Dave_Back34 @dom_santise when aren't you lately"} +{"tweet": "My love for puppies is so real."} +{"tweet": "To tired to walk all the way to my bed\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@Kali_Compise @kbatorski no can do muchacho, I'm not home"} +{"tweet": "When I found out Santa wasn't real when I was little, it ruined Christmas for me for like 3 years.."} +{"tweet": "I always feel bad for Max on How the Grinch Stole Christmas \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Now im fired up for thursday night!"} +{"tweet": "I just had the worst charlie horse ever in my calf. I felt stupid jumping off the couch and yelling for my mom..."} +{"tweet": "#VoiceSavekat"} +{"tweet": "Kinda dig the ghost of Peter Parker element to #SuperiorSpiderMan"} +{"tweet": "its too cold to stand at the bus stop"} +{"tweet": "@jesseanzelone it's okay, we can share the clothes I'm wearing;)"} +{"tweet": "Can I just graduate now? Please\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@laiken_paige \\ud83d\\ude02 #loser #missyou"} +{"tweet": "@heavenly15 lol. im sorry."} +{"tweet": "Will be front row by the time btr comes on"} +{"tweet": "black* i quit"} +{"tweet": "Did it even snow last night"} +{"tweet": "\\u2764Urban Meyer!"} +{"tweet": "Unless it's like a year I guess."} +{"tweet": "No matter where life takes me find me with a smile"} +{"tweet": "Welcome back Perry!"} +{"tweet": "Love thinking about the songs biggie and @LilTunechi would come up with for Aaron Rodgers #mvpofyourlifeandmine"} +{"tweet": "I wet myself all the time"} +{"tweet": "@LilmamaJooz483 my internet has been so slow lately & I have 531082 things to do for homework :( ok, now that I'm done whining, how are you?"} +{"tweet": "& Jenelle is the WORST. @gary_head spent more quality time with poor Jace in 2 days than Jenelle has in 3 years..smh. #sadbuttrue"} +{"tweet": "I am obsessed with those 90's and early 2000's chick flick movies... Seriously, that's all I watch on Netflix"} +{"tweet": "@BossMannRuga tf????? U got Ur ears pierced?? Chris Brown copycat!"} +{"tweet": "@clamswan @ESPN_Colin That may be correct, but it's complainers like you that Colin is going after! Conflict=Ratings! Businessman man!!!"} +{"tweet": "Chris Paul come to Indy."} +{"tweet": "Lady almost lost her breath when she saw Sally...."} +{"tweet": "I take long naps after I beat off"} +{"tweet": "My dads a psycho"} +{"tweet": "A Few Good Men. \\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "So many things make me cry so easily"} +{"tweet": "I love summer and fall \\u2600\\ud83c\\udf3b\\ud83c\\udf42\\ud83c\\udf41"} +{"tweet": "Why in the world are 7th grade girls taking selfies and duck lips and iPhones and uggs and 7th grade girls then with gameboys. Shame."} +{"tweet": "And I can count on 2 hands how many times I've worn makeup #NaturalSummer"} +{"tweet": "@Beanbeanster okayyy"} +{"tweet": "@allyssabehrendt take me!"} +{"tweet": "@dessielynan well I can't get those so"} +{"tweet": "@RileyJohnson32 you would hang with a pirate"} +{"tweet": "@CHiDBaNDZ you should drink some of that water you seem a little thirsty"} +{"tweet": "Seems I'm happier not looking at twitter. I look at it and strangely feel down :/"} +{"tweet": "@Mikayla_Jean4 at least I have a life"} +{"tweet": "@cassiejo8 hahaha Daryl is buying it on Amazon and letting me watch it through his account. We're obsessed!"} +{"tweet": "Everything's changing, and it's changing fast"} +{"tweet": "It's amazing how much words can effect you."} +{"tweet": "Well my hair WAS cute."} +{"tweet": "People in the US need to adopt the 'stand on the right walk on the left' ideology in public walkways"} +{"tweet": "@StephLo81 Be safe! :-)"} +{"tweet": "@timgotatwatter truee! How do they think their bands got famous? They were just locals once too. And without the fans they'd be poopmunchers"} +{"tweet": "@trigga_trey3 lol"} +{"tweet": "Ran my first 5k in two years years and it was weird not wearing my Pitt uniform"} +{"tweet": "Electric Garden was awesome, now hanging out after at Dennys :))) #goodtimes #ahead"} +{"tweet": "Three more days of class #wut"} +{"tweet": "wish my face would stop peeling #ow #dry"} +{"tweet": "@DevonneClark16 how was speech?"} +{"tweet": "@lesleerenee21 seriously?"} +{"tweet": "It's crazy how things can go from good to bad in a matter of seconds"} +{"tweet": "Betty dont sound good \\ud83d\\ude99@Tasha_NoMack__"} +{"tweet": "@xPierretteFLx Really tho, hes as good as JBL. Only commentators I like."} +{"tweet": "I have walked 8 miles of nothing but hills today and I am proud to say my ass has never been so sore"} +{"tweet": "Currently doing the Single Ladies dance while cleaning my room. #Nbd #Yolo"} +{"tweet": "#louholtz Put him on a boat or put him on a plane, 4 days or 4 hours #classic"} +{"tweet": "@Nickychunks when are you opening it"} +{"tweet": "The first day of summer sure is a wet one here in #Chicago."} +{"tweet": "@icorgel good luck this weekend! Wish I could be there!! Love you!! \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83c\\udfca\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc9b\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "At least I know what I want."} +{"tweet": "No ones in my study hall \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Beginning to wonder if @YamJam is coming home tonight. \\ud83d\\ude1e #lonely"} +{"tweet": "why why why why why whyyy"} +{"tweet": "I don't think I have ever felt this shitty in my life."} +{"tweet": "Lets slow dance @danesislo"} +{"tweet": "@kevincallahan61 thank you\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Alexi does realize that Diskerud has played before for the US, right?"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe the morning I've had. Shoot me"} +{"tweet": "Can I just wear my homecoming dress now orrrr?"} +{"tweet": "Haven't talked to anyone in awhile #StressFree"} +{"tweet": "Currently in Gardner, KS, it is fair and it is 82F. Tomorrow it will be mostly sunny with a high of 81F and a low of 60F."} +{"tweet": "@Mykayla__Garner @Alycat_56 ill chill over there with the 1 percent"} +{"tweet": "Went from rainy to sunny and my last class of the day is canceled, could this day get any better? #ithinkNot"} +{"tweet": "@lyndseycude @aacrawf it's a good song, but sorry I don't want to ear it every 10 minutes"} +{"tweet": "If you wanna buy some nice lacrosse gear for a great price hmu."} +{"tweet": "God dammit taco bell!"} +{"tweet": "@brittanyrodkey watch this show and you'll change your mind."} +{"tweet": "I did nothing wrong. My words were misinterpreted."} +{"tweet": "At least me and @DickeyBrianna have each other for CNA"} +{"tweet": "@Colt45fbkilller snap chat >>>> \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Don't feel so good but keep reminding myself that hot guy comes in at 5"} +{"tweet": "@rhimostdope @tayleer_elissa truuuuu but they're still sexy ! \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Hiccups. Dammit"} +{"tweet": "#Bedtime"} +{"tweet": "I need a friend that loves apple as much as I do...."} +{"tweet": "It's cool guys... She said she was fine..."} +{"tweet": "@Lizzi_Sims it was lovely!"} +{"tweet": "@ChristoperAust I dunno..."} +{"tweet": "@ThePoniExpress I'm in a great mood. Bucs r 3 up in the wild card!"} +{"tweet": "Disappointed with this SNL episode. Please save us macklemore! @tessa_johnson12"} +{"tweet": "@NerdyNigerian97 @C_Patterson18 I sing it with my own pazazz."} +{"tweet": "My hair is greasy as fuck and I love it"} +{"tweet": "@KeithDraper5 it's really not that hard. And I'm assuming you got one"} +{"tweet": "the amount of types I think about sleep during the school day is unhealthy"} +{"tweet": "Retweet for a S/O\\u2728"} +{"tweet": "@carlij_ hehehehe okayyy:) going to bed night!"} +{"tweet": "@tannerwatson116 80%"} +{"tweet": "I got a plane ticket to oregon, @oliviaxo11 & @TieraElizibeth by my side, two good jobs, and my boy....I couldn't be happier with my life!\\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna go ahead and plea the 5th on that one..."} +{"tweet": "Nothing better than Cyclone Football! #cyclONEnation"} +{"tweet": "@dmas81 well at least I won't need cologne in the morning \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "The mind has so much on it can't even explain!!\\ud83d\\ude32\\ud83d\\ude32\\ud83d\\ude32\\ud83d\\udca5\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@THATBAKER90 I don't have them Wednesday nights"} +{"tweet": "The looks you get when you're listening to music all the way up in an elementary parking lot and the N word comes on..."} +{"tweet": "@offtherealness oh"} +{"tweet": "Every time I fall asleep my dad fucking wants me to do something for him -__- #leavemethefuckalone."} +{"tweet": "@calebdavis13 I try my best!"} +{"tweet": "Someone go to McDonalds with me."} +{"tweet": "Everyone just leave me the fuck alone"} +{"tweet": "@RossWece enjoy yourself"} +{"tweet": "Panic attack."} +{"tweet": "Tried avoiding the situation hasn't worked"} +{"tweet": "@mikessadlife ok? Thanks for your input"} +{"tweet": "Only a few hours left for a #google #glass invite. Hoping someone can toss one my way. Please?"} +{"tweet": "It is too common for people to search for someone to lose themselves in. But I'm already lost. I will look for someone to find myself in."} +{"tweet": "@katiepierce98 WHEN ARE WE HAVING A BONFIRE.. -from us @St_Pierce33"} +{"tweet": "I hear voices in my.head they counsel me they understand they talk to me *guitar"} +{"tweet": "@laurendelong15 @AmberShepherd23 @baileydanielll @ChelseaBTaylor yes it did! I miss you guys so much!"} +{"tweet": "Wish my boyfriend could come home.. stupid job :("} +{"tweet": "@Eleven_Bravo_ Well.. That's depressing. \\ud83d\\ude15 #gayyyy"} +{"tweet": "ryan hates me and @loganwaltermann"} +{"tweet": "Not giving a fuck is better than revenge.\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Wtf this is not normal"} +{"tweet": "About to be productive! Going to the library!"} +{"tweet": "All my secret rewards cards better b at least $100 each. I spend way too much money there to get some $10 bullshit \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "My tummy is make weird ass noises"} +{"tweet": "I may basically be narcoleptic, and a deep sleeper, but the one thing that does keep me awake is when someone I care about is upset with me."} +{"tweet": "Can my phone get here now"} +{"tweet": "@Jensip31 @BryanStars bullying....have you ever been bullied before Jennie? Remember how bad it was for me in 5th grade?"} +{"tweet": "Still have yet to make a point after 2 years of playing rec basketball"} +{"tweet": "@DylanKoleff bro.. Really..."} +{"tweet": "@_Jnabb_ sorry sir but still go on somewhere lol"} +{"tweet": "@KarlSafchick @FFRittle in a PPR I have Vereen and Sproles for Flex. Leaning towards Sproles this week. What would you do?"} +{"tweet": "kissing you is very nice, the rest of you is paradise \\u2600\\ud83c\\udf34"} +{"tweet": "@robbie_raffii well defenders aren't mind readers on how players are going to move or land. Made the only possible play. It's football."} +{"tweet": "I tried to like you Google Drive, but you suck on iOS so bad!!!"} +{"tweet": "Wow that big time larkin...."} +{"tweet": "Benny loves me"} +{"tweet": "But the only thing is I'm not that hungry.. Annnnnd nothing sounds good so idk what I even want!"} +{"tweet": "If your license plate says 1hipmom. Your kids probably hate you"} +{"tweet": "Can't sleep. #fucked"} +{"tweet": "Ohmygod are you serious"} +{"tweet": "#IveSeenEveryEpisodeOf American Horror Story"} +{"tweet": "Hey @DakotaMiles61 you need to come work outs! #hardworkpaysoff"} +{"tweet": "Tail light out so mom says \\dad will fix this week, if stopped, play dumb and say thanks\\\" #sowise\""} +{"tweet": "Me and sleep are not on the same team right now"} +{"tweet": "@sexxaay_mofo I'm confused..."} +{"tweet": "Well crap bet my chiefs are next\\@ThunderS7ruck: Congress is forcing Dan Snyder to change the name of the Washington Redskins\""} +{"tweet": "Stress makes you believe that you have to have everything right now but faith reassures you that everything happens in Gods timing. #blessed"} +{"tweet": "Glad to see @MarioLemieux3 putting us on the map with his @ClubHckyProblms I'm sure there will be more to come"} +{"tweet": "I have had a piece of bubble gum in for at least a hr now #gross"} +{"tweet": "All you pussies send numbers but that's to mainstream for me"} +{"tweet": "@emmaaelliott is it what we talked about doing next well with Jr and nikki?"} +{"tweet": "@KiaBranstetter right like I am packing on the weight"} +{"tweet": "I made biscuits eggs bacon and sausage. Like I'm a boss in the kitchen"} +{"tweet": "Iron man 3 with @urgurlcassylee"} +{"tweet": "@MarilynJaney #truth"} +{"tweet": "It's snowing out. I'm about to kill Mother Nature."} +{"tweet": "Cannot wait to meet the Demshitz in exactly 2 months!!!"} +{"tweet": "#NoComplaints"} +{"tweet": "@annaengst what \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "It's just annoying that they have to get drunk as hell and then do burn outs all the way up and down my road."} +{"tweet": "\\well he had his arm around you so you guys are gonna go out.\\\" really nora?\""} +{"tweet": "@CrissAngel damn Criss with the cards you got me good on that one. Way to go. Awesome"} +{"tweet": "Was goin to go to bed but who sleeps when their 21st is in less than 2 hours"} +{"tweet": "@hbarr33 I know! You need to come around more often!"} +{"tweet": "@RealSteelWheels miss you more!"} +{"tweet": "I'm just a fuckin happy package of mixed emotions."} +{"tweet": "I'm so lost in school #dontknowanything"} +{"tweet": "@ktfox7 \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 this picture makes me happy."} +{"tweet": "Tessa always just pushes my door open a crack & peeks in to see if I call her in and it's honestly the cutest thing ever \\ud83d\\ude0d love my puppy"} +{"tweet": "I'm like scared to retweet these #PeriodStories but they are just too hilarious to pass up \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I love miley haha. like, what even."} +{"tweet": "@RWConnor I told my parents to tell em I'm not going."} +{"tweet": "An entire sea \\ud83c\\udf0acant sink a ship \\ud83d\\udea2 in less it gets in side, same with negativity \\ud83d\\udeabit can't bring you down \\ud83d\\udc47in less you let it in side!!\\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\ude45\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Nikki Nikki Nikki can't you see, sometimes your words just hypnotize me\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Ew."} +{"tweet": "@ReedKylie098 who's all coming with us?"} +{"tweet": "What an adventure last night was."} +{"tweet": "Someone. Anyone. Text me. PLEASEEEEE"} +{"tweet": "Football turn up"} +{"tweet": "I have so many tests today \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@TaurenTom emailed you the R&D logo file plus the font used in it. Edit it as needed."} +{"tweet": "Attempting to catch some sun before work \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "I think you deserve better"} +{"tweet": "@team_on_MYBACK caught myself before that happened"} +{"tweet": "@beverlygentile sending me these awful pictures of last night. #makeitstop"} +{"tweet": "sometimes, I like to be the little spoon.. #IsThatWeird"} +{"tweet": "@Cale_Frank okay Debbie Downer"} +{"tweet": "Forever craving Chinese food \\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83c\\udf74"} +{"tweet": "Im excited as f for this weekend"} +{"tweet": "Going the distance is possibly one of my top 5 favorite movies"} +{"tweet": "Stephanie corrected Logan ha ha"} +{"tweet": "@Webb_Clay Welcome. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@monicacarlson I think you're phone lied... Or it was just thinking about me \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@jacobstanton2 @DinoDerrelJones @dhans33 good luck tonight!"} +{"tweet": "Tell me why it's 30 degrees in class"} +{"tweet": "Military is such a big possibility in my liffe.."} +{"tweet": "I'm sick of stupid little bitches."} +{"tweet": "Illusion never changed into something real #torn"} +{"tweet": "Break time"} +{"tweet": "This country will be great when it sheds it's wanton societal, cultural stupidity and becomes a thing of the people... the 99%."} +{"tweet": "Call me pathetic all you want I'm not over it."} +{"tweet": "I really really wanna go get a tattoo."} +{"tweet": "So much drama on twitter right now! Is nobody as happy as I am with my life?"} +{"tweet": "To you as well."} +{"tweet": "Christmas bonuses today?"} +{"tweet": "getting your wisdom teeth out blows"} +{"tweet": "@monvaughn dawwww miss you too balls !"} +{"tweet": "Lol ok? I wish I wouldn't of either."} +{"tweet": "@likearadiowave *boggles* Apparently it has to do with either one or another: 1) Missing USBScan.sys in Windows 2) Antivirus weirdness"} +{"tweet": "I just want my license."} +{"tweet": "@LiberalBuckeye @thinkprogress yes. We are so far behind every other civilized nation on so many things."} +{"tweet": "So when is it time to go home"} +{"tweet": "@laurensnydere13 yep only 6 more years lol #preDentistrymajor"} +{"tweet": "Immature people drive me crazy."} +{"tweet": "The limit does not exist"} +{"tweet": "I'm in desperation for an anatomy study guide I will pay please be a kind a soul"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could have a relationship like Levi's lol #ctfu"} +{"tweet": "What a little bitch."} +{"tweet": "I wish people had more respect for this planet, like stop being a lazy ass and throw your shit in the garbage not out the window"} +{"tweet": "@kenedykayy ME TOO"} +{"tweet": "Fuck why did I drink tonight I have work at 6:45am oh wait that's right because I was robins ride home #Fuck"} +{"tweet": "Hahaha he jelly"} +{"tweet": "@thtHazelB91 never drinking again"} +{"tweet": "Whats on tonight? Oh yes the walking dead! \\u2665"} +{"tweet": "Happy thanksgiving! I'm thankful for the troops."} +{"tweet": "Hey @ryleyurchek"} +{"tweet": "My anger has been taken to a whole new level tonight"} +{"tweet": "@Tannerr_Alexiss dang. I really needs figure out how to get it"} +{"tweet": "@HannaAlexandra girl you a dime in that cheer outfit!"} +{"tweet": "@DomOko52 relieving tomorrow and nothing friday"} +{"tweet": "There are almost more people on stage than in the crowd. #ArcadeFire"} +{"tweet": "I AM DESPERATE FOR A CURE FOR OILY SKIN PLEASE SOMEONE RESCUE MY FACE"} +{"tweet": "Wish I had some balls to talk to the hottie at the gym #wishfulthinking"} +{"tweet": "@L0ganCircle soo we was twinning?"} +{"tweet": "@AndrewCieslak never forget, 2013 Mrs. Blues Fan...Playoff Beard"} +{"tweet": "@emmmahersHey idk \\ud83d\\ude29 I want one"} +{"tweet": "Worst night of my life."} +{"tweet": "I love @ksmothers23, and I miss her a lot. Let's hang again \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@BrandonRapier yeah my memory comes in at weird times"} +{"tweet": "@walshyhannah98 TEXT ME"} +{"tweet": "Be nice"} +{"tweet": "Memphis and okc will be a great series"} +{"tweet": "Its ok I'll be watching from way up high the shade you can't see. #justsmile"} +{"tweet": "@Nicole_Adams02 I think that is a common wish we all have at one time or another. Have a very happy new year and Merry Christmas!! :)"} +{"tweet": "Go home, computer, ur drunk"} +{"tweet": "Crossroads :)"} +{"tweet": "They've all barely talked to me all day :/"} +{"tweet": "Oh my."} +{"tweet": "Wichita State Shockers. #FeelTheShock"} +{"tweet": "@Gerisch07 yeah I am actually what are you 14?"} +{"tweet": "I think if I was anyone on PLL I'd be Hanna she's my fav \\ud83d\\ude4d"} +{"tweet": "One Month Spent With The Most Amazing Person In The World <3 @swaggie1399"} +{"tweet": "I don't see people rioting about the murder rates of black people in Detroit or Chicago"} +{"tweet": "@Lycan_XIII When's the last time they won a Super Bowl?"} +{"tweet": "ughhh.\\ud83d\\ude30"} +{"tweet": "@FuckNoraa @FuckRelyk I new one more. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "God, this headache <<<"} +{"tweet": "Lets get white girl wasted..."} +{"tweet": "I hate classes where i cant tweet \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@mattbones6 @bogan_boninski Hahahah he deserves it because he abuses me..."} +{"tweet": "Trust is a big thing with me"} +{"tweet": "@AirNickV new tracking data and range services sat to maintain service for the DSN"} +{"tweet": "Drinking beer and eating French bread while watching She's The Man on the floor because we don't have couches. Hollaaaa"} +{"tweet": "Crap"} +{"tweet": "@SweeneyHoudini its is on cd in the credits, at the end"} +{"tweet": "I feel like that's about me. If it is so what I can tweet whoever I want & whatever I want why does it matter to you..."} +{"tweet": "@AlecC0lt0n @adamleehogg ....have fun by yourself tonight"} +{"tweet": "My mom is making the family watch a documentary on the bible.. not my idea of a family movie night \\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean, I'll miss you until we meet again..."} +{"tweet": "@dbrew44 swangin. I'm glad you noticed that because this busted screen plus spell check makes my life hard."} +{"tweet": "the guys of @Jukeboxtheghost never fail to impress. love them so so so much. pictures coming soon."} +{"tweet": "@aric_laplante how's ancient history final"} +{"tweet": "@KaylaShue @ScottAlanNet poor life sucks. I need a job. Good thing I have an interview Thursday :)"} +{"tweet": "@Ryan_Dean03 I guess I'm talking to the wrong guys then"} +{"tweet": "@MissSamxoxo yous welcome"} +{"tweet": "last week it didnt feel like summer..but after these last couple of days, you can feel it. \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2600\\ud83d\\ude0e\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@cierachristine no clue.."} +{"tweet": "This turned super sad."} +{"tweet": "@micaelatobs #Rebel #WeCantStop"} +{"tweet": "The only math I understand is in my pocket"} +{"tweet": "Haha hell yes welcome Jake Long to Rams Nation!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@megaroni_cheese okay duh, I'm gonna text you tomorrow for the details!"} +{"tweet": "Happy new years! Not being able to spend it with my best friend makes it slightly less happy but i can't wait to see what God has planned!!!"} +{"tweet": "Glass is pretty cray if you think about it and what it's made from ."} +{"tweet": "Have a great weekend everyone!"} +{"tweet": "It's all a dream and I feel it"} +{"tweet": "I wish I was born with green eyes"} +{"tweet": "You know you got it bad when you're stuck in the house, you don't wanna have fun cause they're all you think about."} +{"tweet": "NOW I FEEL BAD"} +{"tweet": "@Jancoo_Hann you make me laugh!"} +{"tweet": "Bring your love, baby, I can bring my shame"} +{"tweet": "You need to be able to keep a convo going"} +{"tweet": "if you hate christmas spirit you can jingle the fuck out of my life"} +{"tweet": "@CodySimpson me me me"} +{"tweet": "@46thCrystal hahaha I'm tearing up! What day do you want to do the pictures?"} +{"tweet": "Great game. #UK #BBN"} +{"tweet": "@joeedwa what the hell is wrong with you. Michigan has done nothing to you."} +{"tweet": "#IGoToASchoolWhere freshmen get put in trash cans on Friday 13th."} +{"tweet": "Those moments when you just break down! #cry #sadgirl"} +{"tweet": "@camoclark really? Alright cool. I'll be hitting you up about that soon"} +{"tweet": "I wish that I had a boyfriend. I want one that would hold my hand. One that would cuddle with me. One that would kiss me. It's all I want."} +{"tweet": "When I'm supposed to be studying I am all of the sudden so damn interested in what you people have to tweet"} +{"tweet": "So busy today I didn't have the time to tweet #thisneverhappens"} +{"tweet": "Wind 4.5 mph N. Barometer 29.92 in, Steady. Temperature 56.7 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.47 in. Humidity 54%"} +{"tweet": "I guess I'll wait and seeee"} +{"tweet": "Sleeeep. \\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "but holy shit that would be hard."} +{"tweet": "Out of gas, out of road, out of car"} +{"tweet": "3 of 4 classes done!"} +{"tweet": "I would love to hear @UTCoachJones explanation as to why Vandy's Only workhorse hasn't had single coverage, much less double. #87 beat UT."} +{"tweet": "Trying to debate if I should mess with Ethan while he's sleeping or not. #DecisionsDecisions"} +{"tweet": "I completely forget about my ecology homework.. #opps"} +{"tweet": "@rainnwilson just found out #TheFarm isn't going to be a show and I'm devastated. Was SO looking forward to it!! Dwight's my favorite\\ud83d\\ude2d #sad"} +{"tweet": "Cant wait to straighten my hair in the morning."} +{"tweet": "@SydMiller01 hahaha alright babe! Lol"} +{"tweet": "Nice tits"} +{"tweet": "@AbbyThaden same here twinsie! Love you so much!!!! \\u2764\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@MandyCiccone totally okay with it"} +{"tweet": "@Ash_Wednesdaay @rachnicole2 come home!!\\n I wanna see both of you \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "when Micaela & I have full conversations over twitter, but also text each other at the same time \\ud83d\\ude1c >>"} +{"tweet": "@jessie_eliason is gorg. Back off fuckers."} +{"tweet": "Maybe you should stay out of my damn business."} +{"tweet": "I love when you cry out for help and friends and family say you are selfish and self-centered... #WhatHappened #sayinggoodbye"} +{"tweet": "@nicoleeiveyy cause we have school, if we didn't have school it would be perfectly fine with me! Haha"} +{"tweet": "@Usher >>> tho"} +{"tweet": "@nikwicks can't wait either love! I've missed you SO much! I need my best friend!\\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "Its chilly"} +{"tweet": "You are soooo hipster for hating on uggs #saidnooneever"} +{"tweet": "@zachharryy no i work tomorrow at 9"} +{"tweet": "I just need someone to talk to."} +{"tweet": "The more I think about it the more I wanna snap"} +{"tweet": "My best days uh stress days"} +{"tweet": "@beauspencer @hottscolland81 not for long, he learned there's no \\tees for 3's\\\" or pizza coming this way. \\n\\n#HowYaDoin\""} +{"tweet": "I wish it was the weekend #purpledrank \\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83c\\udf77"} +{"tweet": "What you call swag, I call tacky."} +{"tweet": "The bigger the bill,\\nThe harder you ball, \\n\\nThe more you sleep."} +{"tweet": "@Hunsaker22 @GunsGrani come tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "I need medicine but it's downstairs ;("} +{"tweet": "Someone text me. Please"} +{"tweet": "Thanks Lewis and Clark for exploring all this land so I could drive across it"} +{"tweet": "@Sam_sullivan022 yeah just did! What's your teacher doing?"} +{"tweet": "#MyDaddyTaughtMe if he treats you bad leave. If he really cares he'll fight for you if he does he's a keeper \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I was. Then someone favorited a tweet from 2 hours ago and my phone woke me up."} +{"tweet": "I just want the forever you promised"} +{"tweet": "I plan on spending the day with buddy da cat . I'm going to miss him when I leave \\ud83d\\ude3f\\ud83d\\ude3f"} +{"tweet": "I feel that today will be the same as yesterday and I will not leave my bed"} +{"tweet": "really can't believe you just dropped me like that"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to go home #tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Gonna miss @ohSHITitskelsmo"} +{"tweet": "I love Sadie! :) #awkward #yourewelcome"} +{"tweet": "stop having personal conversations on here that no one cares about"} +{"tweet": "So I'm secretly really excited to watch Miley's documentary tomorrow night at 10 \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "I'M SOOO BORED."} +{"tweet": "Better luck tomorrow? #Hopefully"} +{"tweet": "I have no idea what I would do without my parents in times like these. #blessed \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Thank God for a new day"} +{"tweet": "She a trick for a dolla bill"} +{"tweet": "Reppoinnn the 631 td #sundayfunday #bitch @locaLovee \\ud83d\\udc4c3\\u20e31\\u20e3\\ud83d\\udc6f\\ud83d\\ude1a\\ud83d\\udca8"} +{"tweet": "You are better than that.\\nYou are going to be someone. \\nYou are going to make a difference. \\nI promise."} +{"tweet": "@TheRealMatthewA it's a pretty messed up movie!"} +{"tweet": "@mwalters12 Mikey be our ruthless leader"} +{"tweet": "I watching Beach Kings for the first time, how did I not know about this volleyball movie? #betterlatethannever"} +{"tweet": "@Hot_Cox14 I knoooow! \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I miss @JordanCraig5108!! Last was so much fun!"} +{"tweet": "Gonna go get my hurr did!!"} +{"tweet": "Okay"} +{"tweet": "Merry Christmas everyone"} +{"tweet": "@MassOfWell thank you maxwell \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "They say it's what you make, I say it's up to fate"} +{"tweet": "#GameTime"} +{"tweet": "@KiernanKiske I mean I try not to be the kid who's like I only like rock music, but in all honesty that's pretty much the truth"} +{"tweet": "@mh20maji20 @shann0n1397 @vballchick126 I was sitting next to Maddie that deff the scariest. the bunny giving the man a bj"} +{"tweet": "taking ibuprofen and gonna try to sleep \\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "Leggo!!"} +{"tweet": "They act like its the coolest thing ever"} +{"tweet": "@tannereaster24 our school gets out at 2:30"} +{"tweet": "Peyton Hillis still exists?"} +{"tweet": "@brian_esposito Lol ahhh... Dude that definitely makes it in the running but think of all the variety of Pokemon and evolved forms ..."} +{"tweet": "Almost walked right into traffic without looking or thinking"} +{"tweet": "I seriously hate twitter sometimes.. wtf."} +{"tweet": "That was an odd night. #gottalovenewfriends"} +{"tweet": "I'm so blessed to have @25Justinw in my life. \\ud83d\\udc98\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Liars <<<"} +{"tweet": "OMG going to work tomorrow is equivalent to death"} +{"tweet": "Tonight is the Thursday night of this week stop into Mullys tonight since we are closed tomorrow happy 4th of July!!!"} +{"tweet": "Hmmmm"} +{"tweet": "Can we please bring back #LetsMakeItAwkward"} +{"tweet": "Thinking the State abbreviation would be good to include in warnings for those visiting unfamiliar areas."} +{"tweet": "My niece was the last person in the house to get some kind of electronic device, so i guess that means, we're left to our own devices..."} +{"tweet": "@Max_Baker8 \\ud83d\\ude12 thanks Max"} +{"tweet": "@ClaireMcCann123 \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@DancingABC #dwts Kim's outfit should draw many votes!"} +{"tweet": "I got off work at 9 tonight. Since I have been home I have done a load of laundry, cleaned the laundry room, kitchen and bathroom, & cooked"} +{"tweet": "My Ethics class is a bible study"} +{"tweet": "Blehhhhh. It sucks having no one lol."} +{"tweet": "Pittman created me!"} +{"tweet": "Idk but today seems kinda odd"} +{"tweet": "And you proved me I was right about you all along"} +{"tweet": "Is Triston in?"} +{"tweet": "Never felt so down in my entire life"} +{"tweet": "I'm being forced to socialize with old strangers someone please shoot me."} +{"tweet": "@ajvuk oh lol ya i was too drunk to function so I guess I still don't remember most of the night"} +{"tweet": "The cast list for the new Anchorman movie is absolutely ridiculous."} +{"tweet": "My lunch is at 2 just saying"} +{"tweet": "@elross92 turns 21 in an hour and 20 minutes. I hope the world can handle this \\ud83d\\udc51\\ud83c\\udf8a\\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83c\\udf78\\ud83c\\udf79\\ud83c\\udf77"} +{"tweet": "@chesterbo hahahahahaha"} +{"tweet": "bringing about our ultimate victory against the Empire. I will return to my ship and communicate with my fellow Alliance"} +{"tweet": "@iLLa9_ #DoItBig Son!!!"} +{"tweet": "I've had my braces off for 4 years and I can't wait to not wear my retainers my teeth aren't as crooked as a farmers #geez"} +{"tweet": "@david_beyer4 just dropped me off at ledges"} +{"tweet": "@Ms_Scottie @dallascowboys @Eagles speaking of goose eggs...that = the number of viable QBs on your roster..."} +{"tweet": "#chicken"} +{"tweet": "This was the last thing I needed. I just wanna be with @JessWise93"} +{"tweet": "Mulan is on! \\ud83d\\udc58\\ud83d\\udc32\\ud83c\\udf5c\\ud83c\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "JOHNNY FREAKIN MANZIEL"} +{"tweet": "S/O to Santa for the tv:):)"} +{"tweet": "@that_kirby_kid Yeah. His Grandma in the audience was fantastic"} +{"tweet": "To"} +{"tweet": "If your boobs take up 90% of the picture, I'm judging you."} +{"tweet": "Jack needs to stop lying. I don't even have an account in the bank..."} +{"tweet": "insidious 2 tomorrow \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@abbey_revelle then they smell glorious!"} +{"tweet": "@Lacey_Mariah63 omg yay!"} +{"tweet": "Doesn't really feel like summer when you work 7 days a week"} +{"tweet": "Wow didn't see that one coming!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@BrannanWoolaceb @parkerruffer24 ohhhhhh burn! Hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@Brit3lizabeth bandwagon pleaseeeeee"} +{"tweet": "Getting real tired of wearing pants & having responsibilities."} +{"tweet": "Coffee at 8pm...yeah, I'm going to regret this in about 4 hours"} +{"tweet": "So excited I met someone from Botswana studying here, definitely 100% want to go there for my abroad"} +{"tweet": "I cant\\ud83d\\ude45 but I want to\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "i'm going to protest."} +{"tweet": "I'm beyond disappointed with the Detroit Lions the only team that continues to beat itself"} +{"tweet": "Your cool"} +{"tweet": "@jordanmeals311 it just really spoke to me. My outlook on life has totally changed"} +{"tweet": "@aturner9896 I willl right now!"} +{"tweet": "@kaylakiger Your tweets make me giggle \\ud83d\\ude1b"} +{"tweet": "Can't talk my mouth is stuffed with balls."} +{"tweet": "Went to school for ten minutes today..."} +{"tweet": "Looooving my new bronzer. It was so hard to stay in for the full time tonight."} +{"tweet": "@goins_ty Tyler I love you lmfao."} +{"tweet": "This better not be too good to be true."} +{"tweet": "My mom is unbearably annoying in the mornings"} +{"tweet": "Man I should be so drunk right now. \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "why can't I look like @paigespaghetti??!!???!?!??"} +{"tweet": "@TY1822 @casablaancas #OH"} +{"tweet": "\\I asked why he threw it out and he said it was an old piece of shit, and I said we'll damn so are you but you're here\\\" #shitmycoworkerssay\""} +{"tweet": "Nice triple Prince!!! Hahaha #Tigers #ASG"} +{"tweet": "I'm ready for a beer \\ud83c\\udf7a\\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "That's a very quick way to end the no hitter and make this game interesting.."} +{"tweet": "@PatriotsXLVIII @jordankuruc this boy needs to pick up a history book."} +{"tweet": "Must be this depressing weather"} +{"tweet": "I just saw a guy using a crutch under the wrong arm lol"} +{"tweet": "You cannot be serious right now. #smh"} +{"tweet": "@RebeccaLynn_97 why!!!! Haha"} +{"tweet": "@a_zone well that was your first mistake! Need to get some bulls!"} +{"tweet": "I'm bad at keeping my emotions bubbled, your good at being perfect, were good at being troubled, yeah"} +{"tweet": "@majestaexo yeah(-;"} +{"tweet": "Can we skip to summer now? I think so"} +{"tweet": "Wishin I lived in Altoona right now"} +{"tweet": "I don't get this beach theme, hope i make the right decision choosing"} +{"tweet": "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. #fb"} +{"tweet": "@VeroniicaaVee true talk!!! We got each other's backs!!!"} +{"tweet": "@sydnaaayyy hahaha I just remember the most random things and you said that one time and I died!"} +{"tweet": "cold."} +{"tweet": "I send the ugliest snapchats everrrrr"} +{"tweet": "#BeatND #GoBlue"} +{"tweet": "This is literally the most boarinest day of my life !"} +{"tweet": "i'm gonna make today a good day"} +{"tweet": "@HollywoodLife @ChrisBrown @KidsWishNetwork @MoHerezy That is one awesome wish granted!!!\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Uhhg that was frustrating."} +{"tweet": "Thad Castle is in Catching Fire. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Living in a fairy tale is tearing at the seems. Yeah, its anchorage, no its the devil in a dress, exactly what you see."} +{"tweet": "oMG I CAN RETWEET @Yo_ImChalo AGAIN."} +{"tweet": "Its like the more money we come across, the more problems we seeeee!"} +{"tweet": "why is this happening"} +{"tweet": "Everyone take a break from your 3-day weekend shenanigans to respect and thank our vets and lost loved ones to the war. \\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83c\\uddfa\\ud83c\\uddf8"} +{"tweet": "I seriously can't explain my hatred for the Kardashians. The only one in that family that should be famous is Bruce, he's a gold medalist.."} +{"tweet": "Shout to the night, never shed another light"} +{"tweet": "Can we go back in time to like 6 hours ago"} +{"tweet": "Knock Knock \\nWho there\\nEmerson\\nEmerson nice boobies you got \\nTold by a 1st grade to me lmao"} +{"tweet": "I love my family \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@stephyabbs I seriously think ur blind"} +{"tweet": "Is it to early too go to bed?"} +{"tweet": "Looking like a loner on these rides by myself"} +{"tweet": "Wow this shift is going by miserably slow"} +{"tweet": "@Arikasulk I just told my mom about how you said that me>your dad thing and she looked at me funny"} +{"tweet": "Mallory understands. @MalloryAnn13"} +{"tweet": "Waking up every hour throughout the night<<<<<< #sleeeeepppppp \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "It's sad when you wake up and the first thing you think about is coming home from work and taking a nap"} +{"tweet": "Come home to 30 randoms in my house"} +{"tweet": "I don't know why I procrastinate so much. This paper is so easy. Why didn't I do it earlier??"} +{"tweet": "@BerezyBoi hahahah you said \\who cares about school were all gonna die anyways, you're worrying for nothing\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Hail yah I'm redneck but I live in a city. Logic wasn't used."} +{"tweet": "Why is does my mother always insist on talking to me while I'm in the bath tub.. This is awkward. GTFO!"} +{"tweet": "My face is sooo sunburned #ouch"} +{"tweet": "@NikkiZeilmann yes you did (: your da bestest friend ever ! Thank you tons"} +{"tweet": "i gotta couple hundred pictures of your pretty face on my phone on my dash all over the place"} +{"tweet": "#PrayForMurray WE LOVE YOU AARON!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "WHAT THE FUCK'S UP HOMECOMING WEEKEND"} +{"tweet": "I've been embracing my inner dork lately and it's fantastic. If you're afraid to be yourself in front of others, then that's your loss."} +{"tweet": "I really wish I was motivated to workout."} +{"tweet": "Meeting scheduled for 7pm this Saturday at Stoneyard in Gville. Spread the word!"} +{"tweet": "@JuneBelle @Lainey02 it\\u2019s not the final yet is it?"} +{"tweet": "@JakeEvans154 text nick"} +{"tweet": "#Boomer"} +{"tweet": "Noone ever texts me cute stuff \\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "One day your screaming ya love ya love the next day your so coldd"} +{"tweet": "@_keishabrenae13 yes!! Do you know if we're riding the same bus?!"} +{"tweet": "@ChiveOnNE @ChelSEAstheday you know how I know we're having sex tonight? Because I'm stronger than you"} +{"tweet": "@mcali730 of course I can \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "13"} +{"tweet": "@DylanOHara_ @c_ferry27 I thought that's what it said at first hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@_slireland YOU SHOULDN'T MAKE FUN OF SICK PEOPLE."} +{"tweet": "@TheTrekNerd what would TNNG be?"} +{"tweet": "Hope everyone has a stress free easy Thursday. It's almost Friday weeeeee"} +{"tweet": "@MeredithSoleau nice hairs. Be safe out there."} +{"tweet": "If Liriano didn't have a No-No goin there is no way he would've left the dugout after 6th. Sucks, but how do u pull him in that situation"} +{"tweet": "@KariCrouse @Tony14M5fan YES!!"} +{"tweet": "I love this weather cause it gives me a reason to be in my snuggie and drink hot coco all day \\ud83d\\ude0d\\u2615\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I quit."} +{"tweet": "@emrh12 that wouldn't really bother me"} +{"tweet": "That little corn cob ain't nuthin to see."} +{"tweet": "Prolly just gonna lay in bed and listen to MMLP2 for the 50th time, hmuu!"} +{"tweet": "if I have one goal, one dream before it all ends, it's to die happy & make this life look like pretend. @DWHY #ReturnOfKingDavid"} +{"tweet": "I'm not gonna be able to fall asleep on this bus."} +{"tweet": "Good game 7th and 8th grade jackets way to beat WW @CBlk_23 @JTuddy"} +{"tweet": "I wish high school was what it was made out to be in movies & country songs. \\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "I swear there are more New England haters than there are fans"} +{"tweet": "Never seen anything so disrespectful as #penguins fans cheering during the National Anthem. Disgusting. #CBJ"} +{"tweet": "@Sydney_Sekely doesn't get how great this is."} +{"tweet": "Time to go make money"} +{"tweet": "@blakielou55 I was incapacitated at the time\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83c\\udf7a sorryyyyy"} +{"tweet": "@traveespa kk.. Just rub it in!"} +{"tweet": "@NewsregisterANR what was the vote on allocation?"} +{"tweet": "library bound. god grant me the serenity for all the weirdos I'm bout to encounter."} +{"tweet": "@morgann_Smith7 right... And the backwards lunges"} +{"tweet": "Why does it matter I'm at the beach. Lol"} +{"tweet": "I'm sad because I don't have any treats for the children; I will pray that others make up for that which I lack"} +{"tweet": "@EyeAmTMitch is that boobies bitch from chatt??? Hell nah!"} +{"tweet": "That one thing you'd rather die than lose. Mine would be you"} +{"tweet": "I guess I'll take the hint . #yournotintrested"} +{"tweet": "Got off work tonight at 11 and I work at 9 tomorrow morning. #DamnSon #ImLeTired"} +{"tweet": "@twayne4210 their pizza >>>"} +{"tweet": "I've been so dead today, like I haven't left this spot and if I did, it was to get more food."} +{"tweet": "UHM UHM UHM"} +{"tweet": "@Trevboso Thomas is a god but Denver's gotta use one if their three excellent rbs lmfao"} +{"tweet": "I wasn't prepared for a snow day and I,done have any food in my house ugh):"} +{"tweet": "New twitter update say what"} +{"tweet": "I'm trying to learn the piano to end of all things wish me luck"} +{"tweet": "@kenny_popov oh word that's actually pretty good"} +{"tweet": "Wish we had a REAL President during days like this instead of Obama.."} +{"tweet": "Please learn the correct lyrics to a song before you try to tweet it.\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@AlLock11 I coulda used that!"} +{"tweet": "I cant lie to myself any longer... I actually enjoy watching Pitch Perfect.."} +{"tweet": "What me and Coffman are doing right now is a classic Clyde-N-Terry reckless decision. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Filled w hate an useless information"} +{"tweet": "@CBSAtlChirico what app is it?"} +{"tweet": "Anyone awake ?"} +{"tweet": "Typo in the schedule for these two weeks = a pointless drive to work. Good for the dogs (and person coming to feed the dogs. Bad for gas"} +{"tweet": "@AlexMirabile1 \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@NFL_girl_NE haha that one day I got home and you sent me like 5 snaps :)"} +{"tweet": "@oyetitoluwabori noin...means dey're okay...u digg??"} +{"tweet": "It's scary I'm more focused on my competition routine then my finals #CheerProbs"} +{"tweet": "Laying in bed watching the Browns \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "One day you'll realize how much I cared..."} +{"tweet": "No tengo sue\\u00f1o :(((("} +{"tweet": "All I gotta say is @mallorypruett21 is a damn good basketball player! Great game today, keep your head up girl \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83c\\udfc0 #loveyou #23points"} +{"tweet": "The Athens summer experience is growing on me. Nothing beats good people, good food and good music. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "The Patriot."} +{"tweet": "I drive your truck gets me everytime"} +{"tweet": "Almost done with classes #OneMoreToGo"} +{"tweet": "Come see the midnight premiere of Riddick with me."} +{"tweet": "There's no love like snow love"} +{"tweet": "Okay it's too hot in here"} +{"tweet": "They will seriously give anybody a reality show these days"} +{"tweet": "if I don't get electrocuted by the time I'm done it will be a miracle"} +{"tweet": "@lountzballs and all those other kids were saying spurs \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "May or may not have been a little dramatic yesterday, but that's okay because it's SO unlike me..... \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Workings on Sundays is possibly one of the worst things I could do in my opinion"} +{"tweet": "@JasonAlbrigo \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 why aren't you in AC?!"} +{"tweet": "forever helping others. but when i'm the one struggling, where's everyone at!? \\ud83d\\udc7b\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Feeling like a failure for skipping two classes and not doing my hw.... Gonna fix it by procrastinating more at the gym"} +{"tweet": "It's music over everything"} +{"tweet": "Peyton's mom just died. I've never cried so much during a tv show before."} +{"tweet": "@MonicaFisher2 @blakesondy don't scissor him!"} +{"tweet": "@LindsayMarie07 omg where??! And of what??"} +{"tweet": "Halfway through class but struggling. 3.5 hours is toooooo long \\ud83d\\ude47"} +{"tweet": "Don't judge me by my past, i don't live there anymore."} +{"tweet": "@peace_luv_nsn i'll be a good boy :-P"} +{"tweet": "Can we please get a bad snap or him pull the kick"} +{"tweet": "@scrawn_kelley omg he can speak any language to me"} +{"tweet": "Horrible day"} +{"tweet": "This happens like every week where I somehow get stuck doing all of my work Thursday night"} +{"tweet": "Ashanti x Rock Wit You"} +{"tweet": "Last night was too perfect though."} +{"tweet": "@jeremylovesYHWH That\\u2019s only on air. He\\u2019s probably down for at least another 120-240 backstage."} +{"tweet": "@BennyNels12 text me"} +{"tweet": "@eleanoregu43k20 im not looking for a job stop tweeting me"} +{"tweet": "@Makayla8200. I'm in 6th to lol!"} +{"tweet": "#FictionalDeathIWillNeverGetOver OMG when the wife from UP died I cried. Hard. \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "There legitimately aren't enough hours in the day. I need more me time."} +{"tweet": "Currently in Gardner, KS, it is fair and it is 87F. Tomorrow it will be sunny with a high of 93F and a low of 68F."} +{"tweet": "Do you have your own opinion? Or do you just look things up on the Internet to make yourself look somewhat intelligent? #option2"} +{"tweet": "@Ally_Massey I hate you."} +{"tweet": "I'm singing on the announcements today #12daysofchristmas"} +{"tweet": "Don't be afraid to try new things. EVER."} +{"tweet": "Why didn't I get iOS 7 yet"} +{"tweet": "Every morning I watch drake and josh."} +{"tweet": "The ice cream machine was broken at McDonalds maybe this is a sign that we're fat"} +{"tweet": "@ms_0014 @JenaWilliston damn \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "stuck in the house, need to get out more"} +{"tweet": "@jessicafarrow98 no problem. Thanks for texting me back too.\\r#loved"} +{"tweet": "I need to stop staying up so late & waking up so early."} +{"tweet": "I wish I could unsee what I just saw. A wannabe Hugh Heffner with his 12 year old love slave mackin it. All while Rock Lobster is playing."} +{"tweet": "Okay, so whoever wins, the trophy stays in Kansas. So, lets enjoy a good game and be respectful of each other. Not like we all normally do."} +{"tweet": "Football season is here"} +{"tweet": "@omg_someone I love & miss you too girl! Trust me I am. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@Lewis_Bria sounds interesting"} +{"tweet": "@kimiyo_m probably"} +{"tweet": "Hitting 16k first thing tomorrow and I'm that much closer to 50k ayeeeeee"} +{"tweet": "So cry me a fucking river, bitch."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for tonight so I can get back in bed and go to sleep!"} +{"tweet": "Ready for something new."} +{"tweet": "Instagram videos would be so awesome if they actually worked"} +{"tweet": "@EddieMcClintock to say it was an amazing show is an understatement. I'll miss it and the best to you and crew Now....let's talk wh13 movie?"} +{"tweet": "@Eged_24 @alexpepke he's so lucky. The only team I'm getting looked at is Penn State"} +{"tweet": "All my girls with the bug butts #wecantstop"} +{"tweet": "Soon school will be out. Summer will be here. WHY THE FUCK IS IT 40 DEGREES."} +{"tweet": "My dads seriously making me mow the lawn right now \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "that one girl who can change your whole life, still searching for her"} +{"tweet": "@saleenaroshelx3 ok :)"} +{"tweet": "@Psamanthamiller atleast someoneo does, I was real worried no one liked me #not lol"} +{"tweet": "Been sober for ever it feels like now but I still feel fucked up like wtf"} +{"tweet": "I don't know why a 70s rock musical about gay alien transvestites had changed my life in such a good way but it has"} +{"tweet": "@abbeyy_marie you and me both abbey"} +{"tweet": "Oh \\ud83d\\udc76, things are going to look up real soon."} +{"tweet": "@Sierra2z well how'd it go?"} +{"tweet": "\\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@LeoDiCaprio that's tough to watch. Makes u wonder who's the animal in this forsaken dance."} +{"tweet": "It's so flippin hot. I'd love to go to the lake.\\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "@ouchchawlay I've heard it's pretty fun! I think it'd be cool to try!"} +{"tweet": "\\@zachwesley: Guys are stupid to let a girl that loves him walk away. They're even more stupid to not chase after them.\\\" >>>\""} +{"tweet": "Call of duty ps3 anyone?"} +{"tweet": "Garlic bread should be a mandatory side for every meal"} +{"tweet": "@allenxx17 for a second I thought ur pic was that pic of u & Trueman w fake bangs & I was actually questioning our friendship js"} +{"tweet": "Officially received more Christmas cards than anyone in my house. Fuck you mom."} +{"tweet": "@keema_lauren15 I miss my Meema. \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@JLangoUnchained good luck. Ill have my family keep you in their thoughts and prayers"} +{"tweet": "Now was not the best time to be thinking about games. Crimson reminded herself as Kaj tapped her foot and nodded almost"} +{"tweet": "The 30second board Girl... \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "People don't realize how lucky they are to have the people they care about so close to them \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "The real question is why doesn't Andrew Garfield have a twitter \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "how is it so hot in my room"} +{"tweet": "Stressing over a test that's a week away <<<< #imscurrred \\ud83d\\ude13"} +{"tweet": "Oh how I love when I get cute texts from the guy I like(:\\n<3\\n#likethatshit#keepitup"} +{"tweet": "@Soha_Couture \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Awkward."} +{"tweet": "@reneeleclaire_ all time low is coming to Lowell my promotion company is doing the show"} +{"tweet": "@J_italian21395 i hate you."} +{"tweet": "Seriously I am addicted to the show friends...does anyone have all of the seasons? #ineedthem"} +{"tweet": "Dad threw a toy across the room.....right into my face. Sliced my nose right open #COOL"} +{"tweet": "Went too hard today in dodgeball.. I would like to take a moment to apologize to all of my victims."} +{"tweet": "@Michaelynnp she can go die in a hole for I care."} +{"tweet": "@alison_comire @FrancescaAudia tomorrow night!! Come comeee"} +{"tweet": "Pottery will be the death of me\\ud83d\\ude32"} +{"tweet": "@r32bandit get me a jersey plz #kthnx #loveyou"} +{"tweet": "@kendalllake THAT'S WHY FIREFLIES FLASH"} +{"tweet": "Chuck Bass isn't #ftb"} +{"tweet": "I sounded like a douche"} +{"tweet": "@ashleynk7 how did you know it was about you"} +{"tweet": "The fact that @YellowBellyYork made me a CD #Day1 \\ud83d\\ude18 thanks"} +{"tweet": "Took a nice elbow to the face yesterday which I'm really feelin right now thank you @ChrisSAnnis"} +{"tweet": "Iowa State act like they don't want this game. Play Defense. Make your shots. And rebound!!!"} +{"tweet": "Cooooooool I love it when you ignore me."} +{"tweet": "@theplottt no way. I don't buy that shit. It's bought for me"} +{"tweet": "@morganking97 Morgan come on I know you do lol \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@HistoryInPics are these real?"} +{"tweet": "For someone who hates feelings I sure do have a lot of them."} +{"tweet": "I mean like what girls could you possibly wanna text over me anyway?\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Some girls consider themselves cleat chasers.. I like to consider myself a siren chaser :)"} +{"tweet": "I shall be ruthless"} +{"tweet": "I wish I was in the military \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "I'm so bored. I think I could literally die of boredom."} +{"tweet": "Close your eyes and now what do you see? Nothing. But what do you feel? Everything.."} +{"tweet": "Watching TNA makes me sad... They had gold with BeerMoney as a tag team can't believe they've gone their separate ways"} +{"tweet": "Teresa I'm hoping and praying for my guardian angels to guide u my way #LongIslandMedium"} +{"tweet": "@justkateness I don't dislike it, but @curmudgeonOH is the fan in our house"} +{"tweet": "@GarionMulder hey Dutch"} +{"tweet": "Laying in bed and I can't sleep because my allergies decided to join me tonight #fuck"} +{"tweet": "All I think about at work is how I just wanna nap so badly when I get home. Getting up at 5 is killing me. \\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\udca4 #sleepy"} +{"tweet": "It's un-American to make @christycampli actually have class today at CofC"} +{"tweet": "Having more Michigan state stuff than Michigan gear <<<<<<<< #disappointing but @MacAttack32592 did give me it #spoiled"} +{"tweet": "@madisonhargrave they were in there for an hour and a half \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Holy shit that was so awkward"} +{"tweet": "@senecasheldon24 promise!"} +{"tweet": "Up and at it \\ud83c\\udf05"} +{"tweet": "@Its_Kazy: ( yes I do"} +{"tweet": "Suddenly very frustrated and discouraged over the fact I haven't bought a new game system in just a bit over 10 years. Missed out on a lot."} +{"tweet": "Ethan don't need a girlfriend he ha him self!"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to crawl into bed for the night. #sotired"} +{"tweet": "@KeganGibson stay strong man! We will keep the prayers coming"} +{"tweet": "Leave me alone good lord you're annoying. #thatsaboutyou"} +{"tweet": "#cutforbieber what the hell kinda trend is this?! #notcool"} +{"tweet": "@luckeywinters @Pillboxz My Canadian is liver is too nice to be upset by that backhanded compliment. The rest of me is raging 'merican style"} +{"tweet": "it's good to see you're getting back in the right direction"} +{"tweet": "How about YOU suck MY dick, hotshot? You disgust\\nme."} +{"tweet": "Emojis make every conversation better"} +{"tweet": "Yeah just stand me up that's fine there's plenty of lemon meringue pie in the fridge."} +{"tweet": "Hit me up if you don't mind Philip always being around"} +{"tweet": "Morning shifts<<<<"} +{"tweet": "Got my New Years kiss! Oh wait..... \\n#foreveralone"} +{"tweet": "@taggaswagga donuts are my favorite sugar."} +{"tweet": "@NFL_Access elite qb playing for an in elite head coach"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know what sommo is referring to..."} +{"tweet": "I've officially lost it."} +{"tweet": "So happy"} +{"tweet": "@tomcorsie thanks man! Happy Holidays to you and urs as well!"} +{"tweet": "Beyond happy that I got to see @TravisLC97 this weekend \\u2764\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@REALslim_saides you & me both chicaaa\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Ever since we met, I've got just one regret to live through, and that one regret is you"} +{"tweet": "I'm just ready to ride in this Chevy"} +{"tweet": "I think it was a bad idea tooo leave my baee @PenquinLulu_ home by herself"} +{"tweet": "my favorite asian is @alex_lindenberg"} +{"tweet": "@CrisAlvarado95...burger king for supper cuz y'all don't deliver...tell your boss"} +{"tweet": "@morrganfisher it's still real in my eyes"} +{"tweet": "Can't sleep..\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "@_emilyglewis let me know what your research brings you upon."} +{"tweet": "@ayyybeejay \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d why so mean?"} +{"tweet": "Dammit!"} +{"tweet": "@viscount_hannah literally about to tweet the same exact thing\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Ryan's cutting the grass I feel like I should be outside helping with something... But for now ill sit here and wait for him to need me lol"} +{"tweet": "When I'm home I tweet. It's just what I do. #sorryboutit"} +{"tweet": "@SkylarRaeHarmon I'm here"} +{"tweet": "I instigate shit. I apologize."} +{"tweet": "@calrae95 no I had another interview yesterday so hopefully I will hear something soon!"} +{"tweet": "Really wish that @LivvoBivvo would stop posting pictures of her puppies on Instagram.... THEY'RE SO FRICKIN' ADORABLE!!!! #IWANT \\ue056\\ue106\\ue414 \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "JUST LOST $100 FUCK YOU CAB DRIVER"} +{"tweet": "@maddieellis13_ 60 days 8 weeks"} +{"tweet": "Just ate a Warhead in an attempt to have childhood rush back. Only tears are rushing. #old #Halloween"} +{"tweet": "Harry styles is ugly wtf is wrong with my generation #Stahp"} +{"tweet": "if someone tries to bring you down it only means you're above them."} +{"tweet": "@Mollllz_ @ty1991ed @mountainmoverco @maxfozzy nice."} +{"tweet": "The things I would do to meet McKayla Maroney"} +{"tweet": "#ThoughsInTheHallway Dude look at his shoes lmfao #FubuJordans"} +{"tweet": "@mariajuarez_12 oh no lol some girl from here is walking around like a clown\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I'm confused"} +{"tweet": "Being called a chicken by my sister... Thanks sis. Love you too"} +{"tweet": "Apparently it's just not my week."} +{"tweet": "I know their places in this world and their at the top no mater what"} +{"tweet": "@irishirr That could be literally anyone in the 606 area code."} +{"tweet": "Yup feeling those squats right about now....not looking forward to increase my reps tomorrow #killme"} +{"tweet": "Did annual online shoe shopping w/@ALDOShoes_SA. Great black friday deals! Last yr got 1/4 of order.Hope I get 4/4 this yr. #shoes #please"} +{"tweet": "Uh oh Ohio State"} +{"tweet": "I literally have tried everything and I give up. I'll never be good enough for you. And I finally just accepted that"} +{"tweet": "I am a sparkly pretty pink princess So fabulous"} +{"tweet": "The newspaper misquoted me so bad... How embarrassing"} +{"tweet": "I'm ALWAYS that awkward extra person that ends up behind everyone on the sidewalk."} +{"tweet": "@dani_obrien26 @Kira_Marbles LOLOL"} +{"tweet": "Maybe playing GTA5 till 3 wasn't the best idea..\\n#zzz"} +{"tweet": "@carlosgu14 *look"} +{"tweet": "@absummer I agree! #gross"} +{"tweet": "I haye debbie downers."} +{"tweet": "I can't tell you what it really is i can only tell you what it feels like."} +{"tweet": "Wish I was rich and famous for doin some dumbass shit."} +{"tweet": "@_itsHaley_ I got a Starbucks app now!!! Gaha"} +{"tweet": "Just saw @justinclemons on the news."} +{"tweet": "#IveSeenEveryEpisodeOf American Horror Story. God Tate is so sexy."} +{"tweet": "I haven't had his kisses since Thursday \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Some kind of madness is taking me afloat"} +{"tweet": "Water has been broken. Although, Heather is going through waves of extreme nausea. Honestly, never felt so helpless."} +{"tweet": "Nothing worse than seeing blue lights"} +{"tweet": "@GarrettHowie still...."} +{"tweet": "Literally just laughed out loud at the @benniuskellius John Gruden impression"} +{"tweet": "@beef_stew03 I bet Campbell County has more Yankees right now than Sevierville! They swamp the lakes you can't even go out because of them!"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@jordi_leeann: Ill have Brittany an @TaylorMarieKrou tonight oh damn this Gould be interesting:)\\u201d could*"} +{"tweet": "I am prepared now it seems like everything's gonna be fine for me"} +{"tweet": "@JeannaMendez so excited to see you later. \\u263a\\ud83d\\ude0d #cantwait"} +{"tweet": "I've had to piss my brains out for 1 hour and 30 minutes.. 10 to go"} +{"tweet": "I love Friday nights spent watching football. #BestTimeOfTheYear \\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "I just want a simple howdy, even a 'hi darlin'.. that's all :( \\n\\n@coltford"} +{"tweet": "Just saw a guy pour Pepsi into his little babies sippy cup... #judging"} +{"tweet": "Justin Timberlake is sexy"} +{"tweet": "Being a bitch to Aaron makes me happy."} +{"tweet": "@acon5 Yayyyyy! Tell Lindsey we all need to have a little gathering for your goodbye :)"} +{"tweet": "Had a good time sledding \\ud83d\\udc4c\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u26c4\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Chell time"} +{"tweet": "I'll do it for you and you only."} +{"tweet": "Either I like you or I don't. You'll be able to tell if I don't. #GetOverIt"} +{"tweet": "I love my mommy. We have such great times together."} +{"tweet": "This secret drink is to die for"} +{"tweet": "Excited for the team dinner today!!!!! <3"} +{"tweet": "worst sleep of my life \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "impractical jokers is wild right now"} +{"tweet": "Holy crap I thought I lost my phone forever #worst 6 minutes of my life"} +{"tweet": "@d_charles_k @meyer_brianna @mara_mccutcheon @BoehmSpencer2 should have:p"} +{"tweet": "I love when Amish girls come into work because they fold the clothes better than I do"} +{"tweet": "Thankyou..For being a hoe and ruining my day."} +{"tweet": "I just wanted to be there for you"} +{"tweet": "currently eating \\ud83c\\udf55 if anyone gives 2 fucks... lol"} +{"tweet": "Don't let your happiness depend on something you could lose."} +{"tweet": "Bdubs with some goons!"} +{"tweet": "@brooke_benoit97 oh I'm gettin it for sure \\ud83d\\ude09..... Hahah"} +{"tweet": "Headed to Hurst TX in this traffic! #nothappy"} +{"tweet": "Remember what u did, u ate skittles out of her but hole"} +{"tweet": "Is @mindayyy ok?! She hasn't tweeted in almost 9 hours!"} +{"tweet": "I hate my dreams lately"} +{"tweet": "figgity figgity FUCKed"} +{"tweet": "You're speaking to the winner of the first annual door pong @MarkoH8 @KaeRoss6"} +{"tweet": "I am on an emotional roller coaster today!!! \\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "And I'd give up forever to touch you"} +{"tweet": "Am I the only person that thinks it feels awesome outside? Lol"} +{"tweet": "I'm bored... *yawn* I have no idea what to do right now. ._."} +{"tweet": "Am I not aloud to talk to anything with a vagina, because if it's true then I need to find a new dog"} +{"tweet": "Must win tickets to @Youngthegiant"} +{"tweet": "Ali is alive and Ezra may just be A. I'm done with life."} +{"tweet": "Price standin on his head... #hockeylingo"} +{"tweet": "Too much yolo swag at hunters fire"} +{"tweet": "I hate when people hate you when they don't even know you"} +{"tweet": "I AM STARVING"} +{"tweet": "Pretty pissed that practice is at 3pm tomorrow. Why does it have to be in the middle of the day? Nights or early in the morning..#aggravated"} +{"tweet": "This seriously fucking blows!!"} +{"tweet": "but hey, happy national running day to all my atTRACtive and sXCy runner friends"} +{"tweet": "Dreading work this week. #nomotivation"} +{"tweet": "@TheEllenShow I don't think you know how much you've helped the youth. Thank you. Love you, truly! #RealLove"} +{"tweet": "Smile. It's prettier than jealousy"} +{"tweet": "Or will I just stare at the camera"} +{"tweet": "Just remembered Virginia will get Obamacare now with @TerryMcAuliffe. I'd say it's a double win for the state."} +{"tweet": "I have no one to blame but myself... \\n\\n\\nwhen the toilet paper is not replaced in one of my bathrooms\\n\\n#Damnit \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Gonna make a wood duck hunt in the back tomorrow morning. Anyone wanna come ?"} +{"tweet": "The cashier at bk \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I live for the Netflix documentaries"} +{"tweet": "Learn a lot through trail and error"} +{"tweet": "Family Guy will always be the shit \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "This really sucks."} +{"tweet": "Ha wish I could say the same.."} +{"tweet": "@Jaycup_eggnor it's me still stop playing."} +{"tweet": "lonely for you only"} +{"tweet": "After this rodeo I'm going straight to my camper to study for sweepstakes."} +{"tweet": "Summaaaa time & the livin's easy"} +{"tweet": "@KaylieBallance seriously I'm not a fan or whatever but he does so much it's unreal! #blesshim"} +{"tweet": "@JSchmidling just learned something new on snapchat"} +{"tweet": "I love Sara, but I don't like Microsoft using \\brave\\\". I need to be brave to use Microsoft?\""} +{"tweet": "I guess I'll just sleep the day away."} +{"tweet": "@BramlettJessica I'm gonna miss you..."} +{"tweet": "@shaniadeaton1 Lol okay. Just don't fall in love or anything. \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@celestecolby maybe, we'll see."} +{"tweet": "why is everything so difficult and confusing #ihatethis \\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "I don't have to see you, I always know you are there \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Everybody text me"} +{"tweet": "Nothing like having two biology-major sisters to help you out before a biology test \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@JansonSilvers big j. We gotta get finished. #yeswewill"} +{"tweet": "@seansniper2 right after homo right?"} +{"tweet": "......and 4 hours of watching arrested development later...."} +{"tweet": "Taking the ALEKS test for ISU and just getting railed right now"} +{"tweet": "I'm just not interested at the moment."} +{"tweet": "Love visiting my Dad \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "why do I have so much energy rn"} +{"tweet": "Let me share your deepest secret around to all your friends and then tell me how you feel. #K"} +{"tweet": "Road trippppp ssomeone text me"} +{"tweet": "My weekend>>> yours"} +{"tweet": "My dog just decides to bark at my guitar"} +{"tweet": "This weather though >>>>> #gorgeous #amazing \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude0e\\u263a\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "Right to the bone."} +{"tweet": "I hate that I'm such an empathetic person."} +{"tweet": "if he only wants your breasts, thighs and legs...send him to KFC."} +{"tweet": "Already so done with today."} +{"tweet": "@J_Huffy lol we were just talking about that"} +{"tweet": "@_josyprager12 haha I have 52 beers Left over and 7 bottles I'm ready whenever haha"} +{"tweet": "@aubreybales gonna be missin you too\\ud83d\\ude14 I'm gonna have a boring week haha"} +{"tweet": "@methan08 hahahah. Oh god. Thanks for the invite!"} +{"tweet": "im glad im not the only one up"} +{"tweet": "@sydney_rudd13 she is a country singer... give her credit! Her voice is so smooth."} +{"tweet": "You know your moms a good bitch when she sends you new free people clothes for spring break #momknowsbest"} +{"tweet": "That really sucks .."} +{"tweet": "@lexipattonn just wait"} +{"tweet": "@kristenreckard yes! They think it's mrsa which is just a bacteria that lives on us and in our noses. But sometimes our immune systems cant"} +{"tweet": "@nevaRWilliams ha! Yeah, new regime shoulda kept him. #itISNextYear"} +{"tweet": "#cspanchat my lucky number 13"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go back to Colorado"} +{"tweet": "I wake up to puke on my floor. Thanks dog. \\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\udc36"} +{"tweet": "@TheCarlosPena You're in New York I'm in Virginia meet me halfway"} +{"tweet": "Tennessee Bound."} +{"tweet": "Everything I do and I get I hate you. Alright showing how you truly feel. @ashley_sayyae"} +{"tweet": "But I don't want good and I don't want good enough. I want can't sleep, can't breath without your love."} +{"tweet": "I hate amusement parks because there's only like 2 rides that don't make me want to puke #motionsickness #tothemax"} +{"tweet": "The sun reflects right off my spoiler and into my eyes."} +{"tweet": "@BoydIsabelle i was gunna say the same for you lol"} +{"tweet": "good choice. hated both of those songs."} +{"tweet": "Too. Many. Squats."} +{"tweet": "@loveSashax I think I got you"} +{"tweet": "Shaves the beard, gets carded for dip. Loveeeee it"} +{"tweet": "GAME. OVER. Bruins win 2-0, up 2-1 in the series. Shutout for Tuukka, Paille and Bergy with the goals."} +{"tweet": "pretty little liars is so intense. #love"} +{"tweet": "@spuddy009 What do you average from 60 yards?"} +{"tweet": "@jemelehill @michaelsmith @hisherspodcast lol that's just stupid. Draft is super boring. Rams vs Titans, Giants vs Bills, Steelers vs Cards."} +{"tweet": "\\So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.\\\" #TheGreatGatsby #Finished.\""} +{"tweet": "Funny how things can change"} +{"tweet": "I don't know what I want in life, except for a beer."} +{"tweet": "I don't miss you I don't want you back but I sure do miss the crazy times we had."} +{"tweet": "Double date with @cbailey010 @MariaWagner1 and @p_gilliland"} +{"tweet": "Still be thirsty."} +{"tweet": "@Grbarino_3 \\ud83d\\udcaa\\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "Ryan Seacrest is everywhere"} +{"tweet": "@Drod913 bring me(;"} +{"tweet": "Texting ruins everything."} +{"tweet": "\\In today's world, people are asking less and less, 'Is it true.' And more and more people are asking, 'does it work?'\\\"\\n\\n@davidlindell\""} +{"tweet": "Can't* #shit"} +{"tweet": "#Austin&Ally good show to watch before bed. :-)"} +{"tweet": "I wish I didn't have class tomorrow. I could really use the extra sleep."} +{"tweet": "@riahhay oh well I'll get all my homework done and then we can maybe hangout hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "Literally lose it every time I see her twitter name \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna have the biggest farmers tan ever!"} +{"tweet": "@Scott_Conway9 9893972399 I got a new phone"} +{"tweet": "I guess I know where we stand.."} +{"tweet": "Dougs feeling twenty two."} +{"tweet": "\\@VyntajSoul: I just really, really wish I could be in Buffalo right now with my Grammy.. I'm just at a loss for words right now!!\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I love being in the middle of an argument, realizing I'm wrong, and still winning the argument."} +{"tweet": "Cudi's best album is, man on the moon volume II."} +{"tweet": "@gretchen_nowatz did you know the main character in that movie is from LeMars? #FunFact"} +{"tweet": "@RyanDungey is the same height and weight as me...and we have the same middle name! Thats awesome!"} +{"tweet": "So who's all going to hotspot tonight?!"} +{"tweet": "@eiddaMSimko were forcing Zach to go with us btw"} +{"tweet": "My house smells like cupcakes right now and it makes me want to throw up\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Guess you should take your own advice .\\ud83d\\ude10\\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "I need to see a picture of Lebron's shoes right now."} +{"tweet": "Ok now the longer you make me wait the more money you gonna be spending on food. Hurry the hell up."} +{"tweet": "Roxie, you fuckin stink!"} +{"tweet": "So uhm we need a place to go. Stranded in New Jersey \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "I will post a video by Sunday"} +{"tweet": "Shut down Spiller"} +{"tweet": "@mayagirl_15 no joke! i wish my husband would look that."} +{"tweet": "Country music fixes everything"} +{"tweet": "I kinda want klaus and Caroline to get together!!!"} +{"tweet": "Shouldn't be behind the wheel like this again."} +{"tweet": "@LilFeistyFeist dang I have a bruise from that ride ahaha"} +{"tweet": "we all find out if the world is against me or not today"} +{"tweet": "I need @machinegunkelly in my life :("} +{"tweet": "I wish I could've kissed that perfect gal under the fireworks tonight. \\ud83d\\udca5\\u2728"} +{"tweet": "Lightbulb went out and made the loudest noise #scariestmomentofmylife"} +{"tweet": "Something that is earned, not given, is more appreciated. And slowly, Lebron is earning the label of best basketball player of all time."} +{"tweet": "\\It's not just a women's issue. It's an enormous human rights issue.\\\" @NickKristof on men writing about sex trafficking #wsuvpals\""} +{"tweet": "Snob."} +{"tweet": "@RachelHaleMusic @brett_hopper11 awesome thanks! You rocked"} +{"tweet": "Like I don't even care if I'm annoying on Twitter.\\ud83d\\udc81 #rebel"} +{"tweet": "wow I dislike you"} +{"tweet": "I really wish my dad would stop talking to me. He's so annoying \\ud83d\\ude49"} +{"tweet": "@ComptonAssKarl I pray to GOD"} +{"tweet": "Prove them wrong"} +{"tweet": "Watchin a movie and getting fuckin drunk"} +{"tweet": "Seriously Legacy halftime is awful. 28 minutes of nothing. \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "Could you two please stop making out every single morning #juststop #getaroom"} +{"tweet": "Convinced myself I was over you acted like you don't exist. It was going great! Then you just had to show up in my dream last night.. #sigh"} +{"tweet": "@backusa my future looks so bright!"} +{"tweet": "Lol I sad 24 more tweets but it's actually 74."} +{"tweet": "@sharp_ashley lolol we can tell each other everything tho n its not weird at all!!!"} +{"tweet": "no new friends #nonono"} +{"tweet": "@LeeAnnAnderson headin to FL for a bit. Long drive there but plenty of friends once i am"} +{"tweet": "@abbye98 \\ud83d\\ude33 how'd you know"} +{"tweet": "@923TheFan @KileyBooms we only use analogies for things that are hard to understand. Nothing hard to understand here. Weeden sucks. Simple."} +{"tweet": "It's the best movie I have seen, the ending is the best, even though I'm so shocked and upset that's how it happened!"} +{"tweet": "My dad is talking to one of his workers and they are talking about how the guy can't count to 25 ... Dead lord"} +{"tweet": "Plot twist: We actually had school today."} +{"tweet": "I wish I could make it to @ehamm11 senior night \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Cleaning my room out. Getting rid of a lot lemme know if ya want anything"} +{"tweet": "@KrissyHughes2 I love you"} +{"tweet": "Don't be afraid to admit you made a mistake"} +{"tweet": "@AceTrainerChris we both may have to wait. They probably won't have any xbox ones till February"} +{"tweet": "@MTVkali you got a deal!"} +{"tweet": "I blame my high pain tolerance for my character flaws"} +{"tweet": "My life is one big mystery. I never know whats gunna happen."} +{"tweet": "@xonikkiLouise hahaha i hope so. not till next year boo. lol"} +{"tweet": "@bkyoungn of course I agree, but hey picking on Twitter is fun"} +{"tweet": "@ChaseGoddard should bring her over for a play date!"} +{"tweet": "Has anyone noticed how increasingly difficult it is to download music illegally nowadays? Like what a rip"} +{"tweet": "@chancesmommy13 thanks bby. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "i wonder what justins up to"} +{"tweet": "@EScottSmith is a great at painting nails \\ud83d\\udc85\\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@ForgottenOne172 Are you sure?"} +{"tweet": "when I listen to like we used to i wonder if you do the same things with her that we used to do and it makes me sad because I miss us kinda"} +{"tweet": "Kenzie is my dream girl tho"} +{"tweet": "thank god"} +{"tweet": "@Bo_cephus22 ill talk the way I want , k ?"} +{"tweet": "I'm on fireeeee."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to see the rest of my family later\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@doctaross44 Great minds think alike"} +{"tweet": "This dude in a bow-tie needs to get off my tv and the nation needs to be introduced to @JennyDellNESN"} +{"tweet": "I will never go shopping with my mom ever again"} +{"tweet": "Cuddling sounds good right now."} +{"tweet": "Today has been such a great day \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Just got GTA 5. Won't be having a social life for a few months. Peace."} +{"tweet": "@colietorres that's fine by me:)"} +{"tweet": "@SurrealMiND_ oh yeah.."} +{"tweet": "Highlight of the day, watching rap video at work with colleagues and boss recognizing his sister in said video!"} +{"tweet": "@FRONZ1LLA straight up calls out Ronnie radke on the new album! Fronz is one bad fucker that isn't afraid of shit. #AboutThatLife"} +{"tweet": "Wait until I get out..!! \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@RebeccaaJohanna I've had to go on what seems to be the same diet too..no caffeine, alcohol, fried foods \\ud83d\\ude2d all the good stuff !!!"} +{"tweet": "I want someone to spend the holidays with this year. \\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf81\\ud83d\\udc8f"} +{"tweet": "Why do I even bother coming to math anymore"} +{"tweet": "@TNADixie I wanna see shark boy Johnny Devine Doug Williams and senshi"} +{"tweet": "Fire alarm in the library! And the timing couldn't be better! I'm pretty sure I just ruined 177 databases.."} +{"tweet": "Orientation at Jersey Mike's today! #newjob"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to be out of this place \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "#LetItRip My wife teaches inner-city Detroit youth. The stories of disrespect of authority and blatant apathy are awful. This is cyclical."} +{"tweet": "i wish i was special so fucking special\\nbut i'm a creep, i'm a weirdo \\nwhat the hell am i doing here\\ni don't belong here"} +{"tweet": "This is upsetting me"} +{"tweet": "I will probably end up staying home and doing AP, knowing me."} +{"tweet": "@WAREdachapstick oh Lord! Can't wait to gear it"} +{"tweet": "hi will someone go see catching fire with me when I come home \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "@ashleyy_lin can or cats have sex"} +{"tweet": "she will grow up to become a car lady."} +{"tweet": "Home made netty pots at 5 Elliot"} +{"tweet": "Everyone left & I'm fresh out the shower. I think it's time for bedtime \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Maybe I just need a break from everything."} +{"tweet": "@taymess and I'm proud of it! \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Goodnight. I know I'll sleep good tonight. \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@NotoriouS_E_F_B cause if thy talk crazy like tht and run in to niggas like @STLCitystylez they gone be crying haha"} +{"tweet": "So happy i have new years eve plans \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@LaiceyTatum Sorry @TheJug37 she's my fav."} +{"tweet": "@J_Patterson15 I don't even comprehend what you say because it's always so stupid"} +{"tweet": "Best snap chatter in the game today is hands down @justcallmePetey #OG"} +{"tweet": "@LexiMunoz2 @_Menziess @ohhsareen who wants to drink?"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to get outta here there's nothing left for me to try to fix here:/"} +{"tweet": "Stay thirsty my friends"} +{"tweet": "@hill_katirue22 when in doubt, twerk it out. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Everyone comes into your life for a reason.. some for good or bad, they may shape us, break us, but in the end they make us who we are..."} +{"tweet": "When your GUY roommate expects you to shovel??? Haha is he serious. Do not ask me that again. #inyourdreams"} +{"tweet": "Goood night fuckers xoxox"} +{"tweet": "Lance is laying in my bed like he's gonna sleep with me... Uh no you little toe biter!!!!!!! #crazycatlady"} +{"tweet": "But in the end they'll judge me anyway, so whatever"} +{"tweet": "what about love? \\ud83d\\udc93"} +{"tweet": "Emily calls me and asks me how I like my name pronounced, girl I've known you for 14 years and you're gonna ask me how my name is pronounced"} +{"tweet": "Painting trim is peaceful"} +{"tweet": "So my kid wakes up leaves, gets home leaves, gets home again,leaves again comes home and now headed to @kelllydancer"} +{"tweet": "I have to hold my breath to point of passing out with some customers. Like how do you not know you smell that bad!? \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@Amber_Ike I hope not!! But I'm at least walking by myself this morning. So that's a plus! \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Over it..."} +{"tweet": "Memories just replay in my mind"} +{"tweet": "What the actual fuck?"} +{"tweet": "Bridget is coloring right now and I'm jealous bc I don't have a pen"} +{"tweet": "just blow dried my hair and they're gonna be wet again when i'm getting out of the car."} +{"tweet": "@TheRealPsherman are you still at my house?"} +{"tweet": "Upset that @DPrez304 wasn't at the game tonight. #LiarLiarPantsOnFire"} +{"tweet": "@victoriaalyn_ what?"} +{"tweet": "#BeerBarrel in a few with the best woman and friend you could ever find. Well next to me, that is. Bahaga @E122690"} +{"tweet": "@alivia_snrub @ekate86 she a stupid ho"} +{"tweet": "So....?"} +{"tweet": "I'm a favorite whore on twitter"} +{"tweet": "@GrantTharaldson I hate it"} +{"tweet": "I want a massage, like a real, legit, lay on a table in a dark relaxing room massage."} +{"tweet": "about to go into the weight room for the first time at ping... let's see how much I get judged"} +{"tweet": "Someone go to lunch with me \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Easier not giving a fuck"} +{"tweet": "As lame as it sounds I get a new pair of Christmas pajamas every year... It's a tradition. @Victoriafaith02"} +{"tweet": "Its not even that i dont understand.... I just wish my brain worked that way."} +{"tweet": "@AVTennisGod when and where"} +{"tweet": "@ShannonCreane we need to go together soon \\ud83c\\udfca\\ud83d\\udc95\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "#voicesave Matthew"} +{"tweet": "I really can't stand a few people in my school"} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph SSE. Barometer 30.11 in, Rising slowly. Temperature 71.1 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 78%"} +{"tweet": "Jack is a bitch."} +{"tweet": "Deff not wanting to go to work now that I know the idiot host is going to be the only one with me..Ugh I'm going to have to do everything!"} +{"tweet": "@TarrynWoelber ha why?!"} +{"tweet": "My friends at alive, come to the lake! \\u26f5\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Just heard a story about a student-athlete who wanted a release to explore her options at other schools. #NADCA13"} +{"tweet": "Cory and lea were supposed to get married in 2 weeks omg. So sad."} +{"tweet": "Working at the expo tonight! Come visit me \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Getting that early lift tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "Iron Man 3, round two."} +{"tweet": "Tuesday comes closer and closer everyday"} +{"tweet": "Anybody want a cat? Preferably to a child-free home. She's 3 years old and loves attention."} +{"tweet": "Delaney's convinced me to make the Orioles my second favorite team behind the horrible phillies"} +{"tweet": "#2013TaughtMe people are never who you think they are."} +{"tweet": "I care more about @amandabynes than I do about the #RoyalBaby"} +{"tweet": "Ever have a shitty dream about somebody close to you and you just wake up instantly pissed off at them? Lol."} +{"tweet": "@botdfmusic yeas"} +{"tweet": "#godscountry"} +{"tweet": "@shylerrleigh I think you meant @TylerJade13 is a asshole."} +{"tweet": "@radicallysad my whole life"} +{"tweet": "I love going to lunch when no one else does cause then I don't have to deal with any of the wierdos #Loner"} +{"tweet": "I drink out of our milk jug at this time every single night #weirddd"} +{"tweet": "@2RoadsBrewing what do you guys have available for growler fills today? And you fill other breweries growlers right?"} +{"tweet": "I literally forfeit. I don't care. I GIVE UP"} +{"tweet": "I hate who I am"} +{"tweet": "@ThaRealJuicyNay I haven't seen you for what feels like an eternity."} +{"tweet": "I just found a thumb tack stuck on my butt cheek. I couldn't even feel it"} +{"tweet": "I CAN NOT FIND A IPHONE 5C CASE ANYWHERE"} +{"tweet": "Will these red carpet interviews ever get not awkward? #Grammys"} +{"tweet": "Lilliana's attitude right now is too much. I can't deal with two kids right now."} +{"tweet": "Literally just cried over this kids sweet message to me... Omg I love sweet genuine people :')"} +{"tweet": "WERE CANCELLED\\u2764\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Built a home made ice rink in my parents back yard"} +{"tweet": "When life throws out questions with hard to find answers. There is one \\ud83d\\udcd6 that holds the key!"} +{"tweet": "I can't tell you that I love you if I don't mean it.."} +{"tweet": "I'm holding back from saying so much."} +{"tweet": "Like no ms campa I already fucking took this test and it was your fault so dont laugh and tell me I can take it again you stupid bitch"} +{"tweet": "@ali_clem4 @Tktrent20 -_- this is Jimmy"} +{"tweet": "Great now I gotta go and try and play a game yay for me"} +{"tweet": "And then again, maybe it is\\ue415\\ue011"} +{"tweet": "My sister is a lowlife and always will be she can't even take care of her kids she yells for me to get them an screams at them #unfit #bye \\ud83d\\udc4b"} +{"tweet": "I managed to have @jdawgs for lunch and @ChipotleTweets for dinner. It's been a good day."} +{"tweet": "@Yenna_806 how about thursday scumbag?"} +{"tweet": "Over rated..."} +{"tweet": "And they keep telling me don't save you"} +{"tweet": "Gimme a gf"} +{"tweet": "Need to do something"} +{"tweet": "I'm being such a good photographer today, @jessicakay11 & @xoashjade are gonna understand so much more after seeing all these \\ud83d\\ude1c\\ud83c\\udf3d\\u26a0\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude9c\\ud83d\\udca8"} +{"tweet": "The old @HoodieAllen songs I just found though >>>"} +{"tweet": "@DerekDeSalvo thanks I know"} +{"tweet": "@ADGregMcGarity They got Henry and Kamara so they are putting him on the side. What is the chance he will contact UGA?"} +{"tweet": "It must be subtweet Tuesday."} +{"tweet": "@jakenicholass you can take a nap and tweet at the same time \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "For the record I find most people cute so just take this as me calling everyone out"} +{"tweet": "@alysssamiller let's go poke"} +{"tweet": "Speaking of daylight. I haven't seen it from my room in a few days xD"} +{"tweet": "@OLD_HAM_isgross nappy time for manda\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "there's a pink cloud an it's so pretty\\ud83d\\ude22 #gimme"} +{"tweet": "@kalinnicoles what's wrong with it now"} +{"tweet": "They'll be back next year, they lose Curry, Plumlee, and Kelly. But they get Rodney Hood, Andre Dawkins, and Jabari Parker"} +{"tweet": "Just said prolly not for the first time"} +{"tweet": "Why do we have class on Monday and Tuesday next week?! I mean, come on..."} +{"tweet": "@shakiirrra has the coolest profile pic right now. So there's that"} +{"tweet": "Bc life hates me"} +{"tweet": "i hate seeing my mom cry \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Wide awake"} +{"tweet": "@ardenmancini \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@Karen_Aviless it hasn't came out yetttt?"} +{"tweet": "He said what'll it be? I said the good stuff."} +{"tweet": "Long ride to the west"} +{"tweet": "Honestly @Carlos_Sucks is the love of my life \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude3b"} +{"tweet": "Why does it have to be this hard?"} +{"tweet": "I need more dresses."} +{"tweet": "If we had The @ContainerStore in the area, i would be very very poor"} +{"tweet": "Please pray for my dog Buster. He is very sick. He keeps shaking and can't stand up on his own. Hoping the vet will know what to do :("} +{"tweet": "This weather>>"} +{"tweet": "@MyFoxTampaBay There is something sadly sick and wrong with people who can't even elevate their thoughts to common decency & public health."} +{"tweet": "If you live at my house for a day you'll understand why I can't be on a diet with all this junk food."} +{"tweet": "@thall767 @el__mierda haha ya it's retarded"} +{"tweet": "Js."} +{"tweet": "@LOHANTHONY DM me please. ily"} +{"tweet": "Come onnnnnn 3:30 \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "I know"} +{"tweet": "I cannot stand some of the girls around here. Being a bitch isn't gonna make you friends."} +{"tweet": "They didn't want to talk to Caitlin and I."} +{"tweet": "@richeisen And Atari Bigby is computer generated."} +{"tweet": "Got lucky and just found an AR-15! Snatched that sucker up before anyone else could! #Merica"} +{"tweet": "@mellow_sauce LITERALLY"} +{"tweet": "I really wanna go swimming..."} +{"tweet": "@eivandevender I'm confused as to what the bad decision is..."} +{"tweet": "I deal with the most immature, annoying people. I shouldn't have to go through this."} +{"tweet": "I should have had a bigger breakfast"} +{"tweet": "@taylormcghan shit. Tell that Bitch to give me $625 to fix my car and another $400 for my bills this week."} +{"tweet": "@_allabtdachetta Thanks"} +{"tweet": "Lion King. August 4th. Can't wait!"} +{"tweet": "I know the prices fit because I watched them fall away"} +{"tweet": "All I wanna do is lay around and listen to the theme from Taxi."} +{"tweet": "Oh. Oh. Ohhhhh"} +{"tweet": "@RandyHouser always comes on #TCN at just the right time! Let me show you how, country feels..."} +{"tweet": "@xoBriBaByyxo I POUNDED THE DOOR 3 TIMES. I didn't want to break the door"} +{"tweet": "The final two episodes of the last airbender are the best."} +{"tweet": "@macbuckpro you know me too well"} +{"tweet": "@2chanian thanks man you too"} +{"tweet": "Found Kaleb on the side of the road."} +{"tweet": "@CalebSBailey really. Lets do it. When you gonna be home?"} +{"tweet": "cactuses are just oversized prickly cucumbers"} +{"tweet": "Taken 2 is so gay."} +{"tweet": "Thank god it's not a hippo..."} +{"tweet": "@jleigh_traylor abby says she misses you"} +{"tweet": "@turk_michelle your my hero"} +{"tweet": "But me I'm drinking all day here on island time!"} +{"tweet": "#ASKEJ why do u think the pens are going with vokun and not fleury in a must win game ?"} +{"tweet": "@mookiesNcream33 nice"} +{"tweet": "Values in my life have really changed the last 2 weeks .. Never been so inspired in my life"} +{"tweet": "All you need is 20 seconds of insane courage and i promise you something great will come out of it"} +{"tweet": "@Kay_Pot25 I'm going home for a little but how about after \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@PicklesExtreme #chiveon"} +{"tweet": "? She is gone? Who did this? I will find #and destroy them!\\\"\t0.0\t0.0\t0.0\t1.0\n"} +{"tweet": "What I have plans? Am I being punk'd? Wheres Ashton..."} +{"tweet": "..live with this abdominal pain for the remainder of my life. #woo"} +{"tweet": "@32frankhill wow frank you're wet?!"} +{"tweet": "Post-traumatic stress. #CantHandleIt"} +{"tweet": "@DevinRicketts Seriously? #Gay"} +{"tweet": "This summer is so boring. Absolutely nothing to do around here."} +{"tweet": "@weareFoCo @MiguelCabrera Do u guys make Chris Smith bobbleheads? U know the #scrub that doesn't even ride the pine for the KNICKS?"} +{"tweet": "ESPN always overhypes a game then it turns into being a blow out \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "Such a good day \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "When you bond a friendship through music>>>>>> #loveit"} +{"tweet": "I wish Saab was still in business. I would drive the crap outta one"} +{"tweet": "Home alone again! Beginning to get used to it. Which is sad!"} +{"tweet": "@TrevorHaman at least ya gotta see me!"} +{"tweet": "He doesn't take the Vet's treats, because he's just too good for them."} +{"tweet": "I wish I had friends and I wish @Reedy_19 wasn't in Florida #loner"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had more freckles, I find them adorable"} +{"tweet": "@TrevDon what time is that fox @TheReal_Jlh going to be on TV tonight? #TheClientList #BMS"} +{"tweet": "I love the song wrecking ball so much"} +{"tweet": "Black is grey and yellow white\\nBut you decide which is right \\nAnd which is an illusion"} +{"tweet": "@hunter_hmcc7 no the trophy goes to amber for being the most stinky!!!"} +{"tweet": "The awful awful awful moment when you can't decide which nail polish color to paint your nails with"} +{"tweet": "I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most"} +{"tweet": "@k_connolly_ no it's fine haha I hate my stepdad"} +{"tweet": "Time for a change :)"} +{"tweet": "Why can't this snow storm come tonight?"} +{"tweet": "It's just one of those days where everyone is annoying me."} +{"tweet": "@Me_MySeLf_AnD_l lol idk it might be"} +{"tweet": "@_True2Myself_ I have the exhilaration set."} +{"tweet": "@heyoitskatie CAUSE YOURE PRETTY AND WON'T ACCEPT IT"} +{"tweet": "Dylan O'Brien could get it any day."} +{"tweet": "RIP Jean Stapleton. Your character Edith Bunker was without a doubt the best female character on tv ever. Womens lib owes so much to you."} +{"tweet": "Can I stop thinking"} +{"tweet": "@maevefmoran same thing I've been saying. We will see I guess. Parking there sucks so bad, wonder how this is gonna work."} +{"tweet": "If you like it, then you should bring me chinese food."} +{"tweet": "Like why does this even happen?"} +{"tweet": "@suburbantraffic Where ya goin'? \\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "@jlynnn007 I have to go by your work and put gas in the truck"} +{"tweet": "My brothers gonna pay me to do his history work. Is this real life? #easymoney"} +{"tweet": "I want to take a little ride with youuuu\\u2764\\ud83c\\udfb6\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "Ok well idfk where Emmy went, so I guess she can come to bed once she decides to"} +{"tweet": "@shaneraiman I'm going to the game though and I'm tailgating so idk if I'll be available."} +{"tweet": "@coletolkinen \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "You're a vilosoratchet girl"} +{"tweet": "@Schmidt_GAC pshhh"} +{"tweet": "I always wondered what you look like naked"} +{"tweet": "Neeed fooooood"} +{"tweet": "Jamies got a gun..."} +{"tweet": "you fyckinf suck at sucking"} +{"tweet": "@only1Leto @ivanamilicevic absolutely!"} +{"tweet": "@kaylee_marie124 awe thank you!\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@DylanScottCntry @CatyJSimmons hilarious."} +{"tweet": "36 days till Christmas ... Wuuut"} +{"tweet": "You are a psycho."} +{"tweet": "The fact that its 2013, but yet I still can't send a 10 fucking second video >=( this is fucking bullshit!"} +{"tweet": "@MachineGunMiah @ninetytwotrill this has to stop guys"} +{"tweet": "I wonder if ill be locked out of my house when I go home #pissedoffparents"} +{"tweet": "Screw this damn rain"} +{"tweet": "Squeak squeak \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udebd @maylovestein"} +{"tweet": "Wasting the day away with bob and Beckster"} +{"tweet": "@_aprilhunt @karaelle1832 stop she just keeps getting better oh my god"} +{"tweet": "Seriously going to bed now! Workouts in the am. #1moreDay #Preseason"} +{"tweet": "Truck yeah"} +{"tweet": "@bossjob51 \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Cause the first one, he don't really seem like he know what to do"} +{"tweet": "Hell fuckin yeah. Jacked as fuck"} +{"tweet": "@JFKennedy15 ....it was Hayden."} +{"tweet": "Yeah I'm not taking those college summer classes \\u270b I need a break"} +{"tweet": "Hi!"} +{"tweet": "I hate my life \\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@ionemattison8 \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Another S/O to my boys at Wellington High School #good luck @WellingtonGolf"} +{"tweet": "You don't have to be such a dick to me."} +{"tweet": "First valentines together...and i ruined it...Im horrible."} +{"tweet": "You're confusing and unpredictable.. Ill never get it"} +{"tweet": "I want a real man , \\ud83c\\udfa7\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@brandon9658123 haaaaaaaaa"} +{"tweet": "Forgot to log out on the computer \\ud83d\\ude33 better do that before @tays_tweet gets home and gets me back!!! \\ud83d\\udc1d"} +{"tweet": "Little do you know you do the same thing."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to eat this Cheese Stake only ate 719 calories today plum, corn chips & cheddar peanut butter crackers Lol I'm starved."} +{"tweet": "Tell me. Why do you have to go and make things so complicated."} +{"tweet": "I hate when my friends tell me they are going to kill themselves .."} +{"tweet": "Thinking about makin an iHop trip tomorrow. Anyone else?"} +{"tweet": "3 passing td's"} +{"tweet": "Today was a good day"} +{"tweet": "@loiterbieber i use them to carry french fries do you think i would actually where them haha no buy my sox"} +{"tweet": "#IGoToASchoolWhere we never have snow days"} +{"tweet": "@WW_Beauchamp Looks a lot like helicopter landing gear."} +{"tweet": "@blumtime are you serious? fuck em. only the cool kids read \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "@Joeography that's sad!"} +{"tweet": "@Baileyyy_x3 \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "My obsession with Blake Shelton may be weird but I mean have you seen that man?...."} +{"tweet": "@kaylamauser_ right like what do you know about our cheers mrs Davis \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I have barbie hair \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Gonna be so sore in the morning.. @simon72FTR killed my legs today in the weight room. Thanks bud #NoPainNoGain"} +{"tweet": "Don't go. Your presence is soothing"} +{"tweet": "My mistakes are proof I tried"} +{"tweet": "I gotta red car, so I bought a red bottom."} +{"tweet": "@WillTiedeman You make me sick."} +{"tweet": "@McPottsy GoodBye to social life for awhile... \\ud83d\\ude07"} +{"tweet": "Lollll. Yeah. We're talking. Hmm, gotta text him but don't ask me? Funny"} +{"tweet": "@Ashton5SOS what does that taste like?!?"} +{"tweet": "@AngelaD_05 miss you too!! Can't wait to see you guys again!"} +{"tweet": "Wind 4 mph WSW. Barometer 29.97 in, Rising slowly. Temperature 32.2 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 66%"} +{"tweet": "@JJEricksonz lets do it. Its a date"} +{"tweet": "@LTS52 scuuuuse me fucker, I still have it! let me know when you're working sometime, yaaa douche."} +{"tweet": "I love having a set schedule of every week for work so I can just plan my social life around it"} +{"tweet": "@niggiee_x0x I love your tweets..."} +{"tweet": "@brittlauren05 same person."} +{"tweet": "@RebeLyfeOsco \\nWhite people singing in high pitches."} +{"tweet": "I'd give someone a couple bones if they would clean my room"} +{"tweet": "@BrittanyS199 @Isabel_miske yeah it is. I just fell trying to walk up my steps."} +{"tweet": "100 favors"} +{"tweet": "@JoshuaLeinum Who are the other princesses?! \\ud83d\\ude1c\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "steve Harvey is annoying"} +{"tweet": "Finally getting my basement fixed\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "I owe no explanations for my flaws. I don't have to justify my mistakes, my past, or my insecurities. I am growing & learning. let me live."} +{"tweet": "Ordered a Catcher in the Rye necklace last night. #nerdstatus"} +{"tweet": "Hurricane watch has now downgraded to a tropical storm watch. Still heading straight for us!"} +{"tweet": "@DJSwelljr you can do it David! I wanna watch you graduate!\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "NAP TIME. #ihatebeingsick #ughh"} +{"tweet": "I can't \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@ljkaram I texted Simon asking if I should binge watch season one."} +{"tweet": "@RK23LD stop twittering and text me slut"} +{"tweet": "Someone visit me at Starbucks. Now."} +{"tweet": "Wake up wake up wake up wake up"} +{"tweet": "Not feeling so hot and I've got a 6 page paper due at midnight... #UhOh lol"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I just don't even know who I am"} +{"tweet": "Standing by the bagel toaster until I become warm again."} +{"tweet": "Mike Tomlin lol"} +{"tweet": "A cowboy hat people... A f'n cowboy hat"} +{"tweet": "I can't be upset when I think about the smile I love \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Stressing badddd. Exams, looking for a new house, work.. Need a vacation from this vacation."} +{"tweet": "I was sub tweeting with julil like all night lmao"} +{"tweet": "At least you're not weird @DANggggirll"} +{"tweet": "Breaking point is in sight..."} +{"tweet": "#ImSingleBecause Girls would rather go out with an asshole than a nice guy for whatever reason."} +{"tweet": "Okay cookies didn't work out. Popcorn it is."} +{"tweet": "Pines for lunch yummy"} +{"tweet": "Tuesday Thursday classes are dreadful"} +{"tweet": "And the neighbors mow in their bikinis\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Time to be 7th wheel. #foreveralone #good \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "Tupac back"} +{"tweet": "@_savannerr thank you savannah you make me feel alot better. You made my night\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Not good pills for Stevie or Lance. Logan yet to roll through. Tonight making up for the great pill draws the Posse boys had yesterday..."} +{"tweet": "@TimJakiel why"} +{"tweet": "@BillLien had a pretty solid game....dropped a quadruple double tonight"} +{"tweet": "And of course we didn't get the call for the obvious push in the back, but that's what happens when you lose respect."} +{"tweet": "Honestly. I wish I wasn't boring"} +{"tweet": "I don't let what you say affect me. It's just annoying."} +{"tweet": "Luv 2hr delays but want the house to myself. Go to school, kids!"} +{"tweet": "Here comes Kentucky....maybe they are realizing how embarrassing this would be."} +{"tweet": "@CKiss_2 shut up."} +{"tweet": "@LoganShoen sucks that i missed it!! Lol"} +{"tweet": "Said that's a payment that's an understatement"} +{"tweet": "@stephendaspit I'm determined to meet you"} +{"tweet": "@AmERICan_Dream7 wanna hangout today"} +{"tweet": "@Karley51 @AbbeyMayer yeah what?"} +{"tweet": "I'm tired and wanna go home already.."} +{"tweet": "@Sydney_Dixon WHAT WHERE ARE YOU"} +{"tweet": "I guess we won't ever be a thing. Hmmm. I guess that's cool..."} +{"tweet": "What do you do when you don't know what to do?"} +{"tweet": "Team no sleep bitches! \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@haileemh13 tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Next time @justinbieber comes to Ohio I'm getting front row seats, meet & greet, & I will the the one less lonely girl.. #justsayin #inlove\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@berea25 It's good that the house was empty but that's still scary :o"} +{"tweet": "look how happy i look in my avi"} +{"tweet": "Bounce it, I'm about to throw a couple thousand"} +{"tweet": "@missoanita i kinda have a clue;)he eats crap on a daily basis:-)))"} +{"tweet": "@phillypinnerz fuck dood might just have to hit er up! was actually lookin for some shit to get into this weekend."} +{"tweet": "When your first priority is trying to figure out how or when you're going to get drunk, you're a fucking piece of shit."} +{"tweet": "an hour and a half before I can play with my new puppy #stoked !"} +{"tweet": "#HailToTheVictors #GoBlue"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad you're amused by not texting me back"} +{"tweet": "It is beyond me how I got almost a perfect on my last chem test"} +{"tweet": "@MykeriaBreanna haha"} +{"tweet": "ok ill just go away now i guess thanks love u all"} +{"tweet": "You know you feel like shit when your coworker essentially forces you to go home"} +{"tweet": "No one pays attention in this class..The guy on my left is on tumblr and the girl to my right is writing a paper."} +{"tweet": "@l_strader @aparkerrrrrr We know we're the greatest. Thanks for bringing it to Twitter's attention though\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "I can finally give betty a bath and detail the shit out of her. I'm so excited!"} +{"tweet": "@Headshot720 @battlefield not for sure but I think it's toshiba xD"} +{"tweet": "@WatchMeMakeStuf I hope not. It was an accidental fall volunteer i figured I'd baby and see what happens. It could be one of 10 varieties"} +{"tweet": "KD with 32 12 and 10 tonite.. He's a baaaad man @KDTrey5 #tripdub"} +{"tweet": "First game of the season #letsgo"} +{"tweet": "I already miss @SidneyFaithh and its been about an hour since I was with her. \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "When do we get our schedules? #anxious"} +{"tweet": "@JamieZick Congrats Jamie!!!"} +{"tweet": "@kaitypoff Love you too, boo boo \\ud83d\\ude0d\\u2764\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83c\\udf89"} +{"tweet": "So glad I get off in time on Saturday to watch the game \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "@ShaneNewman93 @bennyatkins word."} +{"tweet": "Your bitching is getting pretty old"} +{"tweet": "@BigHomieChayla_ who are you going with?"} +{"tweet": "I'm so ready for this ski trip \\ud83c\\udfbf\\ud83c\\udfc2\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Favorite for a shout out"} +{"tweet": "Its gettin warm in here, so warm, so take off..... Just your jacket... That will do... Not all of your clothes.."} +{"tweet": "Someone come light up with me"} +{"tweet": "#VampLife"} +{"tweet": "YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US"} +{"tweet": "@maddietag oh rough times with the wife and kids?"} +{"tweet": "Call me a mean girl all you want. But if you're friends with me you'll know I'm one of the sweetest people"} +{"tweet": "It's 76 in my room I'm sweatin"} +{"tweet": "@GreatScott_26 okay we will play his ps4 and have lets cook us food and bake cookies for us"} +{"tweet": "@StapeNewsday Donovan is overwhelmed in the NHL"} +{"tweet": "#TFMbook's finally out so I'll probably use this as an excuse to lay in bed all day and read"} +{"tweet": "Getting my Z71 back \\ud83d\\ude0d\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I think the nosebleeds have finally stopped(: you'd think 3 would be enough but nooo i had 4 within 1 day...."} +{"tweet": "@hexiless probably that you're perfect. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "But I'd love to shove stuffing in my pockets right about now"} +{"tweet": "I gave it my all, I swear"} +{"tweet": "Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats"} +{"tweet": "@Thekbeanster I knew you'd enjoy the reference."} +{"tweet": "THIS REMINDS ME OF FOOTBALL SEASON AND I CANT WAIT TILL THE FIRST GAME AHHHHH 1 Weeeeeek"} +{"tweet": "I'm really sad. I don't want a new boss...I want Theresa damnit!"} +{"tweet": "Sunday will be tough with our house divided between Ohio State and Iowa State. #GoOhIowaState"} +{"tweet": "Lol wow have some self respect"} +{"tweet": "@bellaaroseee oh I bet"} +{"tweet": "I was wrong about youuu"} +{"tweet": "Dude on the tv is so annoying."} +{"tweet": "When u pull up to a drive through and the girl working at the window tells you that you smell good.>>>>lol"} +{"tweet": "@lightupsb Ollie. Swag"} +{"tweet": "This gown turned into a dress"} +{"tweet": "Forever alone @Christine1646"} +{"tweet": "@KendraBogue did you see my tweet ? I lost 8.8 lbs while we were gone!!!"} +{"tweet": "Wowww, you're a whore."} +{"tweet": "Can you meet me by the lakeeee around 10?"} +{"tweet": "At least I can sit and enjoy the sun."} +{"tweet": "You are my ex. Do not text me. You piss me off & I want nothing to do with you. \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Math homework till my eyes bleed .....why did I ever want a minor in math"} +{"tweet": "and thats when you ate the rest of my pickles!!! @AlyssaMarieNeu"} +{"tweet": "You have till 8 before I leave"} +{"tweet": "why did you even come into my life? you screwed everything up for me"} +{"tweet": "@Laur_rideon guess we have to"} +{"tweet": "Am I the only one that finds it incredibly annoying when people stand an inch behind you in line? #personalbubble"} +{"tweet": "@blairboothhhh help I'm lost in the freezer"} +{"tweet": "@BravoAndy -Faye stay away,.shes disgusting ( kudos to Brandi for handling herself like \\a lady\\\" when Faye was hurling @her) &kudosYolanda\""} +{"tweet": "Sorry social life you're officially dead"} +{"tweet": "Something fishy going on naive pressing on"} +{"tweet": "@xoxo_Destinee wahhhh \\ud83d\\ude2d if u can come you should lol"} +{"tweet": "RED WHITE BLUES IN THE SKY, SUMMERS IN THE AIR, BABY HEAVENS IN YOUR EYES. IM YOUR NATIONAL ANTHEM"} +{"tweet": "Or maybe just a friend with benefits, that would totally work too \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Still up and have no clue why..."} +{"tweet": "I swear we alcoholics"} +{"tweet": "You're the stupidest person I've ever met #really #canteventakeit"} +{"tweet": "@Hodgekathy01 You just are"} +{"tweet": "Never give up on something you really want."} +{"tweet": "@AskStevensWWE A few have been good but lots of superstars seem to be just thrown into matches at random from week to week"} +{"tweet": "So haven't touched my homework yet... It's cool"} +{"tweet": "This is actually my first rodeo. I gotta tell you, I'm not impressed with the animal cruelty. I was cheering for the cows."} +{"tweet": "Need to get ahold of myself here lbs"} +{"tweet": "@nicky_lulgjuraj coming from the person who blows a grand on a bicycle"} +{"tweet": "I hope you get the blue aids"} +{"tweet": "Sweet sleep, how I missed you my love."} +{"tweet": "@CodyWalker_ where could I even find that??"} +{"tweet": "Those fucking dog abuse commercials ruin my day and I hate it."} +{"tweet": "@BASalmon_29 oh alright lol."} +{"tweet": "They keep calling my cellular."} +{"tweet": "Why is your mom looking at my twitter hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "time to fail \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "NEVER SAY NEVER IS ON MTV OMGGGGG AHHHHHH"} +{"tweet": "I neeeeeeed sleeeeeeep. \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Hurray for being accepted to one if the schools I applied for. \\ud83d\\ude4c I love options."} +{"tweet": "Take my hand, together we will celebrate, oh everyday. \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wish I woulda lived in a dorm just to meet new people. But that's the only reason, whatsoever."} +{"tweet": "@Diguiseppimon #TRUTH"} +{"tweet": "Feel like raising some hell"} +{"tweet": "The only reason why I'm fluffy is cheesecake. It gets me everytime"} +{"tweet": "@kytta_crystal ok getting changed bringing them down in 5 or so"} +{"tweet": "The news @Meg_Hil13 just gave me <<<\\nI'll go ahead and shoot myself now. \\ud83d\\ude00\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "\\@DarrenGray3: Even on my day off i work\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@emilyekelly the main structure is complete. The suspension bridge is underway. It will be done in time for TNksgving."} +{"tweet": "DAWGS win! AUBURN wins! now it's SOUTH CAROLINA'S turn! #GoGamecocks"} +{"tweet": "@ColleenZito saying I resemble Hyde from that 70's show is the best thing anyone has ever said to me \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Hate is never conquered by hate. Hate is conquered by love"} +{"tweet": "#SAVERAY #TheVoice \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I hate throwing up in public bathrooms"} +{"tweet": "@JGreen2126 oh god"} +{"tweet": "Everyone wants a perfect relationship...my advice is have a perfect life"} +{"tweet": "It has like 4 different drum beats in the first minute though"} +{"tweet": "Haha Samsung paid apple a $1 billion lawsuit by sending 30 trucks of over 20 billion coins and fulfilled the payment in full"} +{"tweet": "The snapchat @Emily_Lyons01 just sent me...........HAHAHAHAHAAHA I'M DYING LAUGHING. You know you're good friends to get that."} +{"tweet": "I meant love!"} +{"tweet": "guess who's back? Back again? ;)"} +{"tweet": "@AzN_Schwag you wish I was stalking you. Pshhhhh"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna go to college fuck Bitches graduate college make money."} +{"tweet": "Ahhhhh this weather!!"} +{"tweet": "Youre such a bitch.."} +{"tweet": "Wild for the night fuck being polite"} +{"tweet": "Movies tomorrow \\ud83d\\udc4c @lelf10 @lexi_scheer5678 @missytousley_ @kaseycaswell"} +{"tweet": "@lsanchez1204 @edsuarezy that's what I said...lol"} +{"tweet": "I want to go do something tonight!"} +{"tweet": "A big group of like freshmen boys at the mall looked at me & they all whistled at the same time as they walked by. #awkward"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna find a way to get @jakemillermusic singing \\Yo quiero Taco Bell\\\" as my new ringtone \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4c\""} +{"tweet": "Watching total knee surgery<<<<"} +{"tweet": "Can I just lay in bed all day"} +{"tweet": "I GOT DetROIT TICKETS MY LIFE IS PERFECT IN THIS MOMENT #wwatour"} +{"tweet": "@stoolpresidente @zamboniracer no goalie. Turn the nets around, goals have to be bank shots off glass. #pickuphockeywhenyoucantfindagoalie"} +{"tweet": "Staring out into the unknown, voices in the wind telling me to come home."} +{"tweet": "Literally just paddle boarded around the entirety of Ossipee Lake \\ud83d\\ude33 #sorearms #somuchfun"} +{"tweet": "My cat be opening my dining room door n scaring tf outta me"} +{"tweet": "Slaying flies in David's is one of the only fun things left to do here."} +{"tweet": "Someone text me"} +{"tweet": "That basket though>>"} +{"tweet": "@BreakingNews @CNNPolitics of course they have...."} +{"tweet": "@PB_Jayd 1-2"} +{"tweet": "@Ty1erStephens yes."} +{"tweet": "I forgot how soft my hair was... #softhair #longhairdontcare"} +{"tweet": "@Rosipko_Autumn u stop hahah"} +{"tweet": "@OTTOMANEMPIRE99 @kenzkenzzzz better watch out Zane. She gets pretty hostile some times"} +{"tweet": "Life would be better if it felt like summer year round"} +{"tweet": "@kattt_miller wine night I come home Friday"} +{"tweet": "Sarah's goodnight texts always make me smile"} +{"tweet": "@joshcbotak soak up as many as you can, the best shit to do in there is the most reprimanded"} +{"tweet": "Watching frozen planet > watching a fashion show"} +{"tweet": "If you honestly think he likes you, you're way wrong!! #haha"} +{"tweet": "When my big sister JUST NOW gets Snapchat and makes me re-install the app.."} +{"tweet": "Some kid ran into me, apologized 3 times then gave me a dollar....?"} +{"tweet": "I love seeing snow as I look out the window, I'll be up awhile."} +{"tweet": "HOLY FUCKING SHIT"} +{"tweet": "Where my best friend @"} +{"tweet": "@cory_blanchette text me when your home you homo will get lunch or something"} +{"tweet": "@JakeMckinney97 definitely not you jake :) lolo"} +{"tweet": "@Bats713 umm hows that"} +{"tweet": "@BensonHenderson your my #1 fighter."} +{"tweet": "Because we live in a generation where we're in love but we're not together"} +{"tweet": "@AshleyLees1 skip it, I'm skipping mine \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "I'm just Tryna see my former roommates down in chatt and have a good time but I don't wanna drive alone \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "if a guy drives a truck, he's 10X more attractive \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@brukebraxter you would leave me alone during English wouldn't you? Haha feeeel better!!!"} +{"tweet": "@caaamillexo I couldn't he's to cute"} +{"tweet": "Can never do anything right"} +{"tweet": "@evaaa123 STOP TWEETING, GOD"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for next year."} +{"tweet": "worst idea ever deciding not to drinking a coffee this morning its the same as waking up and deciding to die"} +{"tweet": "@saraqueeeen_ should text me sometime! (:"} +{"tweet": "I have to wake up at 4 just to straighten my hair...#thickhairprobs #killingmyself"} +{"tweet": "The VMAs are coming on again.. To tweet or not to tweet.. #decisions"} +{"tweet": "@JeffyMudman revs soon.. Very soon with @PocaPoca84"} +{"tweet": "@Thebrandonlionz welcome"} +{"tweet": "\\I won't quit until I know that I truly tried.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@AnuarPavia well I like to do the hard workouts first. Lol #hard"} +{"tweet": "Alright.. Who's taking me to taco bell?! \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I love seeing girls break up with guys"} +{"tweet": "@danik101 I did. I still do, doesn't mean id take tumbling, and doesn't mean if wanna be around you. I just miss doing what I loved to do.?"} +{"tweet": "@BKC_1794 u didn't say anything in gym about it"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know anymore"} +{"tweet": "I don't actually love babies \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Just scrolling trough twitter seeing my friends making fun of me #typicalnight"} +{"tweet": "Beyond shot"} +{"tweet": "@Swagg1357 smh at people that just get their lives handed to them on a silver platter"} +{"tweet": "@jpulchinski \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "My oh my is Garrett Jones bad."} +{"tweet": ":)"} +{"tweet": "i don't even want to acknowledge today's existence..."} +{"tweet": "Appreciate the emotions you've been given"} +{"tweet": "@aayjaayees_ where ya wanna go?"} +{"tweet": "Bobby is so happy he can be at every eagles game now.. \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "I'm good at being sober when im actually drunk"} +{"tweet": "Mr wood just truck the fuck outta you"} +{"tweet": "It is getting very, VERY hard for me to ignore the hate, disrespect and stupidity that I see in the written word every day."} +{"tweet": "Holes in my sock <<< no no. \\ud83d\\udc46"} +{"tweet": "Johnson will get one in the 2nd half. #QPR #prediction"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to make my way to Morgantown to see my fav cousins"} +{"tweet": "#2days"} +{"tweet": "you're pathetic."} +{"tweet": "actually feels pretty good just focusing on myself \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "And I'm really pissed off that this test is going to make me late for personal training"} +{"tweet": "@jessietrimms Gordon would take my phone at the beginning of every hour because I wouldn't listen, ace every test, and she hated me for it."} +{"tweet": "I just need to go tan and relax."} +{"tweet": "Sometimes the vacuum on the carpet sounds like dubstep"} +{"tweet": "Go home Miley... You're drunk. #VMAs2013"} +{"tweet": "@hiimgundy hahahahahaha I already had to delete that tweet because it felt so mean. But you're #zsnap would have complimented it puurrfectly"} +{"tweet": "@HAL_to_the_E oh yeah ahahahahaha \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Texas just got away with 12 men on the field for the last touchdown. Nice job Big12 refs. Roll Tide!!"} +{"tweet": "@shella_sulken yes"} +{"tweet": "I'm a weird guy."} +{"tweet": "Just passed two cars in a round a bout..feeling nice\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "I can"} +{"tweet": "After using iMessage, texting just doesn't cut it."} +{"tweet": "My fuckin night is ruined #pissed"} +{"tweet": "@nick16powell in high school you skipped my class to smoke grass."} +{"tweet": "I have so much to look forward to this year!!!! Like GRADUATION!!! \\ud83c\\udf93 2014 is going to be my year!"} +{"tweet": "@xTeamZuleta24x hahaha yeah it's crazy"} +{"tweet": "im soooo sleeepy."} +{"tweet": "And, 12 pages done. Woo! Now for some reward! AKA cider, and some social time."} +{"tweet": "I actually wanna play lacrosse this year"} +{"tweet": "Taking the train is definitely not my cup of tea #struggling"} +{"tweet": "I will never understand why such bad things happen to the most amazing people"} +{"tweet": "Breakfast for dinner! #myfavvv"} +{"tweet": "@__loveB @alexcunningham_ Yes. If love to :("} +{"tweet": "@xOxO_TAY12 hahahahahahaha"} +{"tweet": "@KeenanComic he should have sent the blonde. He's an annoying turd"} +{"tweet": "I gotta question."} +{"tweet": "@Lamacc419 I saw you drive by today in your piece of \\ud83d\\udca9 of a vehicle . ."} +{"tweet": "No matter what mood I'm I'm Thomas Rhett's music turns it around completely! I would give anything to meet him!\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83c\\udfa4\\ud83c\\udfb8 @ThomasRhett"} +{"tweet": "The hospital lied my gift was only $25 not $50"} +{"tweet": "Why won't my Twitter workkk..."} +{"tweet": "I think it\\u2019s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them"} +{"tweet": "Love how crossing into #Michigan means 70 mph speed limits, gas pump handles that lock and roads I know. #homesweethome"} +{"tweet": "@dana_brownn I love you!<3"} +{"tweet": "ODB"} +{"tweet": "Pretty excited I'm only closing once next week"} +{"tweet": "Life is full of tough decisions. Welcome to hell. Hit the green & say FUCK IT!"} +{"tweet": "All round. This was just a great ass weekend."} +{"tweet": "@ashleeee09 idk my mom was watching a documentary on it tonight. Frickin weird!"} +{"tweet": "Really gonna miss watching baseball with my dad someday..."} +{"tweet": "If you can be seen you can be hit. If you can be hit you can be killed \\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@robcecchini94 are you drunk"} +{"tweet": "If you can't bear to go two days without it, you have a problem."} +{"tweet": "Please stay."} +{"tweet": "@Jessicavitou_16 oh man thanks jess!!"} +{"tweet": "omg pls stop talking about it."} +{"tweet": "@IBixman i might go on a walk"} +{"tweet": "Everyone is going to mike stud but me #fml"} +{"tweet": "I don't find anything wrong with Cheetah leggings just don't be fat"} +{"tweet": "How about I do what I want and you mind your own damn business THANKS"} +{"tweet": "Back to Iowa City I go. Coon Lagoon see you soon \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@TheOnlyJMF fine be that way man.. those will help you a lot in the long run"} +{"tweet": "I. Can't. Take. Anymore. Death."} +{"tweet": "@DanielleElsky @saraheliza83 @RosemarieStolz I will second this awesomeness!! ;)"} +{"tweet": "I'm not putting up with it anymore. I'll take care of my kid, you can all take care of YOUR OWN kids and stop making it like they're mine!!!"} +{"tweet": "Mr. Brightside"} +{"tweet": "cause it's gross"} +{"tweet": "I hate how little freedom you have at 16"} +{"tweet": "Life becomes so much easier when you accept the apology you never received."} +{"tweet": "@HEL3NPRICE it's still there tho .-."} +{"tweet": "@PWNDnews hahaha, I'm a derp right now I guess"} +{"tweet": "I've drank an entire bottle of wine and it isn't even 5 yet... #Whoops"} +{"tweet": "@megkudela defiantly feeling better than I was! I'll see you Monday I'm sure! Are you at work now?"} +{"tweet": "Ice cream"} +{"tweet": "All hail coach hoke"} +{"tweet": "@Delno_62 yeah Thad be sweet but I ain't trying to spend 2,000$ on a paint job lol"} +{"tweet": "IM ON MY WAY FUCKER!\\ud83d\\udc9c @kelsey__eagle"} +{"tweet": "@joreynolds09 someone's always watching! \\ud83d\\udc40\\ud83d\\ude36\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I'm either gonna work at Outback Steakhouse or Tjmaxx"} +{"tweet": "@BirdfanAL @facthive wow, wow, wow!"} +{"tweet": "Don't you ever say I just walked away; I will always want you."} +{"tweet": "Who can drive and wants to bring me and Shawn to the store"} +{"tweet": "@LisaT131 @DarienMoya @MMItalia @SinfullySexyB @jayhjay432 @sfrancespr @Jenre30 @moniquesmusing @T2BReviews Have an outstanding weekend! :)"} +{"tweet": "@sneaker_cutie what time is that on? And what channel"} +{"tweet": "Laying out on the pool \\ud83d\\ude0e\\ud83d\\udc59 #sorelaxing"} +{"tweet": "Can I just leave?"} +{"tweet": "Happy Thanksgiving Niggaaaas"} +{"tweet": "@the_resa1 true!! I'm glad I only do sprint events lol"} +{"tweet": "@mattrepko you are gross."} +{"tweet": "Someone bring me some water wings.. #GettingDeepYo"} +{"tweet": "@VicioussVicky like really high up right?"} +{"tweet": "So I actually did something with myself for once , and my mom goes \\sometimes I forget how pretty you are.\\\" Thanks Liz love you too.\""} +{"tweet": "Blown out \\ud83d\\ude00"} +{"tweet": "@jakeystanley I love you. \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@tutterrow @imackc shut up Matthew haha we may be alright we actually have a kicker this year"} +{"tweet": "@AO_Stone I don't think it's meant to be corporate-friendly. Clearly end user consumer-focused."} +{"tweet": "Dreams you can't remember \\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "Say it to my face #youwont"} +{"tweet": "Happy Fuckin' Tuesday!! #pissed"} +{"tweet": "Ferris Bueller's Day Off>>>\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@Screwball_SBMF @Dusty_Kat Challange accepted. This should be fun. Hope my pencils don't shatter from too much man-power."} +{"tweet": "@girlfeeIings that's prolly actually true"} +{"tweet": "Living alone is gonna take some getting used to again. \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "my boyfriend is going to be the happiest lil' boy ever this Christmas. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf85\\ud83c\\udf84"} +{"tweet": "today's a rocknroll kind of day"} +{"tweet": "@BeccaJacobs baby come back!!"} +{"tweet": "Some guys really know how to degrade a girl ."} +{"tweet": "I hope that's not a bad thing..?"} +{"tweet": "@FuriousPete an advent candle"} +{"tweet": "Wings look good tonight. #ShitNoOneSays"} +{"tweet": "@Mikeantsal15 wow"} +{"tweet": "Studying isn't goin so hot #toomuchotherstuffonmymind \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@cpaschang Jesus! I just laughed so hard Abby had to tell me to shut up. Omg. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 Do you want the real one? Lol."} +{"tweet": "Idk why my parents didn't let me out. It's not like I'm a bad driver or anything LOL"} +{"tweet": "@Psalazar21 Thank you. I hope you are well!"} +{"tweet": "@maxlincolnb have you looked online??"} +{"tweet": "I wish I knew how you felt.."} +{"tweet": "Flip a bird flip a bird flip bird #AllDay"} +{"tweet": "@Jessica_Gavigan complete accident I'm sorry Hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "Wide awake and can't get tired? Who is awake and wants to go find something to do? #boredashellandiwannagetill"} +{"tweet": "Kenny was too good \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Oh hey you're retarded"} +{"tweet": "why does everyone look so nice today? @NatalijaKoko #mademyday"} +{"tweet": "only Michigan would have snow in April.. \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "I didn't know anyone so I stayed to myself"} +{"tweet": "I've been dancing in this car for like an hour straight and everyone else in the car is like about to fall sleep #ohwell"} +{"tweet": "Wow"} +{"tweet": "I need the lake today. @layla_watkins @malloryleeann12 @madisonpaige32"} +{"tweet": "And the worlds worst texter award goes to you. \\ud83c\\udfc6"} +{"tweet": "First piece of equipment kid puts on at drop in is his shoulder pads. Im gonna go out on a limb and say he's probably gonna be bad. Probably"} +{"tweet": "I used to get maybe $300 every 2 weeks 3 months ago. And now I have a big girl job"} +{"tweet": "@MelFetz I thought you would enjoy that"} +{"tweet": "I need to stop eating so much pizza. It's getting really out of hand"} +{"tweet": "I've been sick way too often this Winter already. Help"} +{"tweet": "@julesvara @TylerSerino Jace will slice ur throat with that be careful"} +{"tweet": "The guys on weed wars are complete morons"} +{"tweet": "Just kidding, I don't care\\ud83d\\ude1b"} +{"tweet": "i just want my shit back."} +{"tweet": "@dakoko3395 @furo_25 alright ladies and gents. I feel as tho there is some subtweeting about me going on. So I'm going to #SeeItSayItSTOPIT."} +{"tweet": "@maddiedeyling15 geometry"} +{"tweet": "Jimmy Johns!"} +{"tweet": "listening to a song of your phone and then it comes on the radio #strange"} +{"tweet": "My mom took one look at me and is forcing me back to bed"} +{"tweet": "I watch to much UFC"} +{"tweet": "Thank you bye bye Dusty"} +{"tweet": "You're repulsive"} +{"tweet": "I been watching Sons of Anarchy all day"} +{"tweet": "@Hassan_leb9 welcome to the working world"} +{"tweet": "Tiffany & Co has a Great Gatsby collection.... #SAYWHATTTT \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Getting in the wrong white jetta... #oops"} +{"tweet": "Poor in the back"} +{"tweet": "@Studly_Dudly now now now. That was rude. (: it's not my fault boys are dumb and don't understand us."} +{"tweet": "I didn't Fuck up youuuu sir, did"} +{"tweet": "The layers in my hair \\ud83d\\udc81>>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "Snow in Jasper. \\u2601\\u2744\\u26c4\\ud83d\\ude11\\n#SBK2013"} +{"tweet": "@Brisbayn you"} +{"tweet": "@thebiznewnasty you called my car jumping services. They had to drive 4 parking spots to get you"} +{"tweet": "I need some kind of constant noise to help me go to sleep. I hate the silence."} +{"tweet": "The one thing that IU defense can cheer about is that Funchess only has 48 yards... @ChantelJennings @TomVH @ESPNCFB"} +{"tweet": "Just went into McDonald's then Hannaford with a bow tie on."} +{"tweet": "@chreeesto but not my fish cause then you'd be dead..."} +{"tweet": "Already clueless on this math"} +{"tweet": "@kelseywilbur_ thanks \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Ready to get TATTED UP!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@apurdddd_ I'm sorry too."} +{"tweet": "I want to be a burlesque dancer. That would be so fun."} +{"tweet": "I personally think I'm a pretty good friend to people ..."} +{"tweet": "Fun times this weekend"} +{"tweet": "@its_jennyxo if we have a snow day we can sit at my house and do nothing. Hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Grant Fenner shall die if he posts a single one of those pictures"} +{"tweet": "Alex and I are going to see The Great Gatsby. Whether he wants to or not lol."} +{"tweet": "your stomach drops & you can't talk or you'll either puke or cry. happens everyday."} +{"tweet": "Earlier today during a presentation the speaker asked what we thought he meant by diversity. I almost answered \\an old wooden ship.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow is freaking Christmas Eve. \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@KINGof334MOBB WATCH ME TURN UP"} +{"tweet": "\\Who was that guy we ran into? The one leaving your room? Is that who you're texting now? Who's on the couch?\\\" \\ud83d\\ude11 My mom is so trusting.\""} +{"tweet": "Not even the gods above, could separate the two of us \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I can watch these all night"} +{"tweet": "Time to grow up and move on"} +{"tweet": "@PinguinoBesos Hey when you lost those 20lbs doing that challenge, what did you do? Workouts/eating ?"} +{"tweet": "This chick is fucked up #walkingdead"} +{"tweet": "Without you is something that I could never do."} +{"tweet": "Why am I actually thinking this conversation between @DakotaSalay and I is actually gonna happen..."} +{"tweet": "God help me"} +{"tweet": "@hgeluso I found your ID and student ID"} +{"tweet": "I hope the bills ever have a qb as classy and great as Peyton while I'm alive to see it :("} +{"tweet": "Thanksgiving break lasted all of five minuets"} +{"tweet": "It's okay Melissa \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "hahahha this bitch is bawling cause she didn't win \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Alyssa_beck5 seriously miss you 3 lotszzz. Reunion next week ok mom"} +{"tweet": "@White_Momba_34 I'm right next to you"} +{"tweet": "Wow OSU is awesome"} +{"tweet": "@EricSteinwachs we are watching the Sabres game tomorrow on my laptop in study hall."} +{"tweet": "@DavidGjonajj and I have 10% and u posted that 10 seconds ago.."} +{"tweet": "of course on my two fucking days off this week they ask me to come in \\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "I am so not ready to go back to school."} +{"tweet": "What's the 8 mile?"} +{"tweet": "@paigeeihlee_14 thought you guys went last night?"} +{"tweet": "@MVFive fuck you"} +{"tweet": "I'm miserable \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Some mornings it really hits me & I feel you in all the spaces you left & as I pray, I thank him a little more for blessing me like this"} +{"tweet": "Correct me if I'm wrong. Is the Spurs mascot supposed to be Crash Bandicoot?"} +{"tweet": "Peach Tea. Enough said"} +{"tweet": "I'm on a roll.. Haaa"} +{"tweet": "@joolschandler1 Be nice!!"} +{"tweet": "Bucks win. School still on. See you all tomorrow. Or will I?"} +{"tweet": "Taking your morning pee and saying out loud \\ how did I not pee the bed?.... How did all of this fit in me?!\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Obama is not a help to the united states, he's knocking us down."} +{"tweet": "Not annoyed.... Just tired..."} +{"tweet": "I'm going to live where the green grass grows(:"} +{"tweet": "There may be pain in the night, but joy comes in the morning. Psalm 30:5."} +{"tweet": "I can never keep anyone happy."} +{"tweet": "Ohh didn't realize this game was almost over. Kinda low scores for a NBA game."} +{"tweet": "T-minus 2 weeks until the walking dead returns #yay"} +{"tweet": "In the span of a week I've done so much crazy shit"} +{"tweet": "The attractiveness of the pillow in the morning stronger than the attractiveness of the ground. #GoodMorning \\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "Fat ppl always in the library eating something."} +{"tweet": "About to break the bank at this bake sale. Happy Valentines Day, Alexa \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf6a\\ud83c\\udf69\\ud83c\\udf82\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Hahahaha what's that supposed to mean(: your dumb!!! Hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@ceejaycarlos691 I retweeted three lolol"} +{"tweet": "@BuzzFeedAndrew How about the file footage of Obama in vehicles?"} +{"tweet": "Bloodys #delish"} +{"tweet": "@_sylly talkn bout mom....tell her I need her to write me a letter and fax it. Lemme know if she has time tday to talk when I get home :)"} +{"tweet": "@cesssphelps that's such a tease. \\ud83d\\ude2d Why did you say that!!!!!!!!! Wah"} +{"tweet": "5,4,3,2,1 I'm taking off.....gone."} +{"tweet": "I've been spending the last eight months thinking all love ever does is break and burn and end."} +{"tweet": "@daniellelawwell ik I watchdd the game @ work"} +{"tweet": "@taylor_tennison Shoulda said yeah! I'm alright. Just in shock of how good I look in these jeans."} +{"tweet": "YouTube = Commercials load within seconds. Videos, sometimes twenty minutes if you're lucky."} +{"tweet": "Thank you lewis university for making me realize I hate everything science related"} +{"tweet": "@marcw6063 wanna lift over my winter break?"} +{"tweet": "Xavier has 4 TD's and it's not even halftime yet! #beastmode #flyinfrenchmen"} +{"tweet": "And then all of a sudden, the Grammy tweets end... #WalkingDead"} +{"tweet": "@JinxFootball @HankJoness true but I do think he is settling a bit like hank said."} +{"tweet": "Yes you"} +{"tweet": "Girls are only good for three things"} +{"tweet": "@dooley_11 she's lost 30 pounds since then. THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I love @KhloeKardashian"} +{"tweet": "I tend to furiously dance my aggression out in a spectacular display of acrobatics and angst in honor of @kevinbacon. This one's for you Ren"} +{"tweet": "Everything I do is SOOOO wrong isn't mom."} +{"tweet": "@Msaritelli come on St. Louis"} +{"tweet": "There was a spider in my bathroom. I tried to kill it. I missed. It escaped into the vent. I'm not sleeping tonight. #OhGod"} +{"tweet": "@Britt_burch @ash_muzz Ashley isn't scary so I'll be fine"} +{"tweet": "@GetInTheCARly why would someone call you that"} +{"tweet": "@jpex303 my boss saw the bare naked ladies there last night"} +{"tweet": "@Htissu3 if I was your boyfriend I'd never let ya go ;)"} +{"tweet": "@xoxomorgan_ I have a serious question."} +{"tweet": "@Kadorade13 I go to morningside goob"} +{"tweet": "@nesssabobessa and racks.. \\ud83d\\udcb0\\ud83d\\udcb0"} +{"tweet": "@AustinBatsonFF Power?!"} +{"tweet": "@anna_bolton_ YOU WERE WITH CARLY AND ALEX AND THEM? I just now put that together!!! You are so sweet"} +{"tweet": "@Lizabeth_Rogers Awwe \\ud83d\\ude18\\u2764 #missyoutoo"} +{"tweet": "@CMPuLs3 btw I actually enjoyed Halo 4."} +{"tweet": "High school players, never take for granted the fact that your parents can be at every game."} +{"tweet": "That's disgusting"} +{"tweet": "I love her though"} +{"tweet": "If you're not willing to evolve you probably won't last long."} +{"tweet": "Might just kill @AKimb47 for waking me up\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "My sister is a bitch"} +{"tweet": "@PTI Wilson, it doesn't top your \\the Bears are still scoring against the cowboys from Monday night\\\" comment. Beautiful !!!\""} +{"tweet": "STL baby\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Mumford & Sons are perfect for morning time. Chilly, yet beautiful morning"} +{"tweet": "I really need a new screen protector. Mine is disgusting."} +{"tweet": "@kaseytwilajean darn"} +{"tweet": "BEAT YEAR OF MY LIIIIIFE"} +{"tweet": "I just love @mahaila_coffey and @aris_mackenzie! We laughed so much tonight! \\u263a\\ud83d\\udd25\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "What is up with girls and bitchy tweets? Damn, be nice."} +{"tweet": "@kaseystoetz lolz clearly we have the best eye color (:"} +{"tweet": "Time for all the kids who got cut by roman to destroy the cyo league"} +{"tweet": "I'm so stupid that @JenniferOwsian had to remind me that I'm allergic to bees"} +{"tweet": "Fuck today like an OD'd prostitute"} +{"tweet": "@maad_city_kid woah... :("} +{"tweet": "@kelb_13 well... I dunno... Your beautiful have a good day :)"} +{"tweet": "@FollyBoyy5 @KaitlinPoston sushi date Saturday night?!"} +{"tweet": "Deer hunter is killin GTA"} +{"tweet": "Don't assume.. Hate that shit -_-"} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry if I get jealous sometimes & overreact. It's only because there's a bigger chance of me losing you than you losing me."} +{"tweet": "I hate Roane State and anything to do with it."} +{"tweet": "I need someone to come make me a sandwich"} +{"tweet": "This break is definitely needed"} +{"tweet": "@GiveItTheD \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Shopping with my aunt"} +{"tweet": "@Bluzchick74 haha, nice! I am going to go there today lol"} +{"tweet": "Shout out to everyone drinking by themselves tonight!"} +{"tweet": "@Cook2412 That's pretty sad lol They are all crazy."} +{"tweet": "Caleigh knows I'm not to be trifled with. \\n\\nShe learns quickly."} +{"tweet": "Last outdoor game ever with the team and we pulled out a W \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Why can't I have you and make everything perfect like it was before?"} +{"tweet": "@theantiangel you are ALWAYS here, but only now."} +{"tweet": "Text me and stuff \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "I want to do something fun tonight, I'm literally sick of working and sleeping my summer away"} +{"tweet": "@TylerWhyde get that third mattress I'm coming down"} +{"tweet": "So glad it's Friday. A 2.5 hour work day, one class and then I have the day to clean the house \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Why does my boyfriend hate me."} +{"tweet": "@AmandaBynes is a stupid cunt lol"} +{"tweet": "I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D.! :D"} +{"tweet": "Rootin for the @ZipsFB baby!!"} +{"tweet": "I love how @Davisbaby_ says she misses me but never replies or snapchats back. #bad"} +{"tweet": "Like please use proper grammar and speak properly..."} +{"tweet": "I'm sooooo close to messaging youuuu"} +{"tweet": "@haleykennedyyy 244 on my tv"} +{"tweet": "@JustinLBrown31 no way!!! my job in general is way better here"} +{"tweet": "@DerekTrinity those are the best kind of nights"} +{"tweet": "Im done. Im fucking done with you. This long you still treat me like you crap. You never text me back or anything. I was gunna be legit."} +{"tweet": "Cause I remember boy after we kissed I could only think about your lips \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "<--------------- umm gaahhh damn. To freakin sexi right here @Chachi_Montana your avi"} +{"tweet": "@DickyRaly makes sense"} +{"tweet": "I wish I was a perfect child like my brother"} +{"tweet": "I just want some coffee from pilot, and a chicken biscuit from Hardee's. #SendMeOnMyWay"} +{"tweet": "\\The blind man wants to see, while the seeing man is often blind.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I got 9 and a half hours of sleep last night... why am I tired"} +{"tweet": "Workworkwork then ready for some fun with friends!!"} +{"tweet": "Nothing better than coming home from school and taking a nap."} +{"tweet": "NO. don't act lime his bestfriend now. Just stop."} +{"tweet": "Every rose has its thorn."} +{"tweet": "@CallMeMDawg Are you doing this?"} +{"tweet": "We have arrived at ponderosa"} +{"tweet": "@yorknation I have it all too except bendy straws;)"} +{"tweet": "Need to snap out of this crazy mood asap"} +{"tweet": "My brother has to eat lunch with a teacher everyday because kids pick on him.."} +{"tweet": "I can't sleep.."} +{"tweet": "Happy 21st to the one and only @lindsey_saari !!! Can't wait for dinner and drinks tonight woman\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Ready to work then new shoes and buying duck food and getting to see @DKlosterman34 \\u2764\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@JessieMayyyy @ginirosenberg how amazing!!! And the little two step he does while singing it made me fall in love with him!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "My work day would significantly improve if I could listen to music the whole time."} +{"tweet": "36 hour work week after not working at all in the past 2 months is going to suck."} +{"tweet": "life's hard man"} +{"tweet": "FML"} +{"tweet": "@drouz3y Pretty good bro. Doing crazy shit I've never done before. Its fun besides the fact that my shoulders are sore and bruised. #YOLO"} +{"tweet": "Woke up sad \\ud83d\\ude1e today must get brighter! #badmorning #inafunk"} +{"tweet": "@daniellenoonan2 nope it's gone."} +{"tweet": "@larssonleaty no thank you"} +{"tweet": "@NikesOnMyTweets @toughtinsel you ever see the app for it?"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand why you would buy the swimsuit tops that look like bras. Why not just wear a bra? Same thing."} +{"tweet": "@haileyy_daviss no no u back it up. \\bc\\\" is mine loser. but yes call me rachie all u want\""} +{"tweet": "@taylor_shaw8 Bryan doesn't own it anymore or I would still do it"} +{"tweet": "@raptor_chris #bye"} +{"tweet": "Still can't get over that I cried at the horse commercials last night . Ugh such a cry baby \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Yeah your car may not have 4 wheel or awd but it's not really the cars fault for the snow performance as much as the driver and the tires"} +{"tweet": "@Kildawg okay!"} +{"tweet": "Feel like tomorrow's not gonna be my day"} +{"tweet": "@sn00ze_ well that's the greatest thing I've ever heard. I think I will transfer meow."} +{"tweet": "@JamesBryant88 <<<"} +{"tweet": "@alyssamiciunas haha thank you it's appreciated I'm still in second thooo\\ud83d\\ude14 #ineedhelp"} +{"tweet": "Hardest moment of my life. Cant say its been much worse than this"} +{"tweet": "@kellllllllixoxo let's get married"} +{"tweet": "@DerekDixon95 @RileytheGreat @_Scurry @eli_latch @Matt4091 @JakeDecker7 @boomstrakalaka2 @masonPhillips75 @taylorperrott come to Bloomington"} +{"tweet": "Why is she still peeing in a litter box?"} +{"tweet": "Guys don't understand that when you date me you're also dating my best friends..."} +{"tweet": "ummm why can't I stay in bed all day?"} +{"tweet": "Its pretty sad i haven't been burgatory yet #someonetakeme"} +{"tweet": "@TheJoshMcGuire I thought it was beautiful!"} +{"tweet": "#RIPPaulWalker \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@NotJakeBond helllll yes Jake Bond \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "waiting in line for the bathroom, trying to get a line in the bathroom"} +{"tweet": "@olliviaw_ how"} +{"tweet": "@tacobuenoyes agreed."} +{"tweet": "Why can't I be older \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"} +{"tweet": "Atta boy Falslev, way to show them!! #BYU"} +{"tweet": "Id be so lost if I didn't have @_lydj3 \\ud83d\\udc9a\\u270a"} +{"tweet": "I did about 50 PSAT practice questions and got about 6 right oh god"} +{"tweet": "I don't see how people don't like Taylor Swift. She's soooo pretty and her songs are so relatable."} +{"tweet": "#sorrynotsorry #pt"} +{"tweet": "My new favourite insult is to tell people that they have a lumpy butt."} +{"tweet": "Glad to know who my real friends are \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "Wow when you watch the news you actually see how screwed up Americas economy is. It's some scary shit!"} +{"tweet": "my sister is making me see 1Ds movie...oh lord #help"} +{"tweet": "@joemichael18 big joe what do you blow? ;)"} +{"tweet": "#TweetYourBiggestFear fear itself."} +{"tweet": "They'll judge me anyway, so whatever"} +{"tweet": "#NoJustice for anything."} +{"tweet": "The amount of times I smacked beers out of people's hands tonight though.."} +{"tweet": "But between you and me, i feel so much better at the end of each day."} +{"tweet": "@bigshaund77 @ShawtyLo8691 @Clarky810 @shaunwi11iams @CodyBrownn @sprigg_josh who won"} +{"tweet": "So blacking out after the black out game is decided.\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude1c@rechcitybetch"} +{"tweet": "I always feel the need to brush my teeth right before work haha"} +{"tweet": "@BROOKEBUCHANAN_ you won't #noballs"} +{"tweet": "People change like the fucking weather"} +{"tweet": "Fighter jets deystroyed... there goes another billion dollars"} +{"tweet": "I just love not having friends. #thanks"} +{"tweet": "I feel so bad for macey... #sorry"} +{"tweet": "It's good for something I guess"} +{"tweet": "I just don't care about life anymore oh we'll"} +{"tweet": "Why do old ladies love putting nuts in their cookies so much?"} +{"tweet": "I guess it\\u2019s just one of those things you have to get over."} +{"tweet": "#oomf has such nice teeth. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Let me be basic really quick & see who wants to be man crush Monday?"} +{"tweet": "Just watched the finale of @Nashville_ABC OMG."} +{"tweet": "Why can't I be a morning person?"} +{"tweet": "I wake up and eat cookies \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I really want to write a book one day about something"} +{"tweet": "I wanna do something tonight."} +{"tweet": "Shouldn't of stayed up until 6..this is killin me."} +{"tweet": "You trust him? I don't. #TheWalkingDead"} +{"tweet": "I cant believe I have class with him!"} +{"tweet": "@whykaysee I can't come back with anything, you're too pretty \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Almost took out a black bear with the mustang"} +{"tweet": "Grammy shoveled a path to her bird feeder, how convenient."} +{"tweet": "@DesiJo2 Hahaha, yup! I'm still a young pup! I get that a lot though, makes me feel better :) ha"} +{"tweet": "Just wrap your legs around my waist, i won't stop until you ask me, don't you worry bout us messin up my sheets"} +{"tweet": "Yesterday I was told that I don't seem like the type to ever have kids, and I was beyond flattered."} +{"tweet": "@SalkWEEI Farrell is loyal to a fault."} +{"tweet": "I love you like a fat kid loves cake"} +{"tweet": "@CassieBastin @mmounce0007 @brookesexton10 it's gonna be a blast"} +{"tweet": "Long you live and high you fly\\nsmiles you'll give and tears you'll cry\\nall you touch and all you see\\nIs all your life will ever be."} +{"tweet": "@RissaD89 but you've yet to tell me anything about him. \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "I can't even call myself a junior with all the classes I need to retake, therefore I'm gunna just go with second semester sophomore"} +{"tweet": "Holy shit just text each other."} +{"tweet": "My daughter counted to 8 today by herself, proud father moment."} +{"tweet": "I found in love in a not such hopeless place called Panera!!"} +{"tweet": "Well had a good time with her last night and this morning..."} +{"tweet": "Yay we ordered food in class"} +{"tweet": "That was actually the best sandwich I've ever had."} +{"tweet": "You guys are fucking idiots."} +{"tweet": "I couldn't imagine winning the lottery. I don't even know what I would do with all the money \\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "@superbentindo yes! Fun sized! Think of the candy bars. They're little and fun"} +{"tweet": "@danaskii tell him I'll be there \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@brettnewman378 do you work tonight?"} +{"tweet": "It's like 40 degrees and my roommate still has the window wide open... On an extremely windy day .. My blankets aren't even helping"} +{"tweet": "@jolenemp78 @Kate__TM Morning girls busy day ?"} +{"tweet": "@meaghanbarryyo you should probs drink lots of it then"} +{"tweet": "If David did not just sit on his deliverance than neither should we - Psalm 40:10 #psalmsoftheday #allbelieversmusttell"} +{"tweet": "I wanna get out of my house so bad"} +{"tweet": "@Hannah_Albers27 still love you :)"} +{"tweet": "Lunch with @Katie_Bottesch \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "fuck you @ChrisWeidmanUFC !!!!"} +{"tweet": "What's a GOOD pain killer for joint pain?"} +{"tweet": "and Byfuglien."} +{"tweet": "I was shut down by so many people today that I just wanna isolate myself forever"} +{"tweet": "Well MSU sucks right now"} +{"tweet": "I know I always can count on my Aunt Judy. #loveher"} +{"tweet": "@MattFreedson Malvern!"} +{"tweet": "I wanna we you more than anything right now"} +{"tweet": "@siscowalsh28 @DJKrummen haha yeah"} +{"tweet": "Just took a stroll down memory lane by looking at my high school yearbook. Boy have things changed!"} +{"tweet": "It seems like everyone is in a bad mood \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I have absolutely no respect for anyone that tries to bring other people down."} +{"tweet": "@rednecknic thank you sweets :)"} +{"tweet": "Affirmative action"} +{"tweet": "@cardscleatchasr then preceded to get beat by the Cardinals in the playoffs, it was great."} +{"tweet": "@dtb_xoxo OKAY WELL LOOK"} +{"tweet": "@antonioporras10 Really?!?!?"} +{"tweet": "@FGonz14 I can't go."} +{"tweet": "Slightly pissed off at the moment \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Good morning everyone just remember.Appreciate everything you have in life tomorrow is never promised. Have a wonderful day."} +{"tweet": "Get your head out of your ass."} +{"tweet": "Plz stay on the alkaline side! Eat properly enjoy what u are doing ! Breathe deep ! Get a move on we all have work to do!"} +{"tweet": "Hug me tight and don't let go"} +{"tweet": "If it was up to me, I woulda figured you out, way before the year clocked out."} +{"tweet": "Getting a pedicure \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "About to fall asleep..."} +{"tweet": "Charity at Cranberry Wendy's remembered my name \\u263a she's why I keep coming back"} +{"tweet": "@Jordy7Clark keep your head up jordy. You're a wonderful beautiful lady with nothing but a successful future ahead."} +{"tweet": "@PING_90_X whateverrrrrr. I'll be there pretty much all week!"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna make the best out of this night tonight (:"} +{"tweet": "@Alex_Younggg @GRIFFEN_MAGDA what you can call me out on stuff I do but I can't do it to you?"} +{"tweet": "Someone should text me"} +{"tweet": "Where'd Sydney come from haha"} +{"tweet": "@trrraaav haha oh shit, yeah!"} +{"tweet": "If you wanna keep your woman gotta Spank It!! #Amen #HankIt"} +{"tweet": "@MalakAhmedd I was kidding I'm sorry if it offended you :p"} +{"tweet": "Sushi, aroma joes pomapple and a job that ill be making 19 an hour, best day of my life"} +{"tweet": "Well Jesus, please forgive me."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc38"} +{"tweet": "200 pages left of this book. Finishing today? \\ud83d\\udcda\\ud83d\\udc1b"} +{"tweet": "If Neck Deep toured with TSSF it would be like TSSF playing two sets"} +{"tweet": "have to wait over two hours for pizza. \\ud83c\\udf55\\ud83d\\udc94\\ud83d\\ude3f"} +{"tweet": "I have never been so proud of a text message."} +{"tweet": "I miss you toooo!!! \\ud83d\\ude1a @brookeebarness"} +{"tweet": "What's your number?"} +{"tweet": "@_SamRodge your dad eating while he's drunk has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I don't want make you mad, I just wanna make you proud."} +{"tweet": "Nice comeback, go die now"} +{"tweet": "my bed is sooo comfy \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "You're a genius haha. But I hate when that happens...#T"} +{"tweet": "Thanks for a perfect night #notreally \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@shemaneekoorb @DestinyHope95 \\ud83d\\ude4bI do lol omg a night to remember !"} +{"tweet": "Nothing like a nice PRP shot in the morning \\ud83d\\ude22 #ouch #help"} +{"tweet": "This feeling I have in the pit of my stomach has got to go!"} +{"tweet": "Sorry I'm retweeting a lot. Get over it"} +{"tweet": "3:15 hurry up"} +{"tweet": "Wish i could sleep"} +{"tweet": "This math makes zero sense"} +{"tweet": "@timlambesis you could do what i do... be a research meteorologist and study the weather brootally and make difference in climate research!"} +{"tweet": "People just jump to conclusions and assume the worst about someone."} +{"tweet": "@risslaree never in drama? Your the one butting into someone else's. Therefore that makes you a drama queen."} +{"tweet": "I'm so glad i have a boyfriend who cares"} +{"tweet": "No electricity for a hour & my phone is on 7% great just fucking great\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "Not what I expected. #KnewILovedMona"} +{"tweet": "I'm a lover and I'm a sinner"} +{"tweet": "@GAdork96 Don't I dare what baby??"} +{"tweet": "Had a good day though \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I wish my parents would come visit me at college :/"} +{"tweet": "How can you understand something you never had\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@Andy_Staples there will never be another Barry, or another Dion, or another Lawrence Taylor"} +{"tweet": "@sammiK_108 i don't think I'm gonna be able to go then i have driver's training 4-6):"} +{"tweet": "Pumped for this tattoo"} +{"tweet": "I hate allergies so much.."} +{"tweet": "@DLeeMG8 welcome to the nation, and congrats"} +{"tweet": "I loved you with a fire red, now it's turning blueee"} +{"tweet": "@Toriii1 thank \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "#LT @Danielle_Dean23 lol"} +{"tweet": "I want to cuddle \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@jaredevans17 is just all talk and celery."} +{"tweet": "Well, no New Years kiss."} +{"tweet": "@Tstarks15 thanks bubby! Love you too!"} +{"tweet": "@Mr_Murderall @Vinsanity__ Reunited #brothers"} +{"tweet": "So weird seeing crim with blonde hair lol"} +{"tweet": "@Morgiee_45 hey you said it yourself"} +{"tweet": "Do you really have that many people that txt you that you have to check your phone every inning"} +{"tweet": "Like you're just ignorant"} +{"tweet": "I won't care if someone has what I lack. I won't lack."} +{"tweet": "Emotions stress me out. If you're emotional, you stress me out. No hate though! \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "I'm so happy that my Bff found a girl that's going to treat him right @HubbardHayley #cutecouple #loveyoyguys"} +{"tweet": "Today I bought a shitty eminem song that's like 5 minutes long just for a 1:30 long verse from Kendrick \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "@Eged_24 for you Jake"} +{"tweet": "Ashton & Mila are the most perfect couple on this planet. I'm in love with them \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@morgan_hadley @KDTrey5 on a good day for KD NAHH MAYBE NOT, On agood day for Bron, he'd still have troubles"} +{"tweet": "@MOOCOWBAABY Omg, me too."} +{"tweet": "@fapulouz CHARITY!!!!! I'm bored.....bring me food please??? :3"} +{"tweet": "I told you Wednesday I had to babysit"} +{"tweet": "\\Can the kids throw keggers in the dorms?\\\"- My mom's question to our Michigan State tour guide.\""} +{"tweet": "stupid decisions always haunt ya"} +{"tweet": "Charles is about to hook up bro #mackcity"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I knew who the baby daddy was in The Scarlet Letter 10 pages into the book proves that I should host the Maury show."} +{"tweet": "Can I just tell u how much I don't care."} +{"tweet": "Dude I'm tired"} +{"tweet": "Gross & gross. Just gross."} +{"tweet": "@OhwhaddupNikki HAHAHAHA I WISH I COULD RETWEET THAT"} +{"tweet": "And right now I want a nap!!!"} +{"tweet": "The HATE that I have for Chandler right now is unreal."} +{"tweet": "Those people don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up and eat your lettuce and be sad. #girlcode"} +{"tweet": "never treat your girl different when your \\friends\\\" are around \\ue40e straight out RUDE \\ue421\""} +{"tweet": "Watching hockey with my dad right meow! #ILoveIt"} +{"tweet": "@Mike221969 Your welcome."} +{"tweet": "So happy I got environmental and ceramics with my friends \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "If heaven wasn't so far away, I'd pack up the kids and go for the day!!"} +{"tweet": "@barrel_racer013 heyyyy"} +{"tweet": "I'm still having an allergic reaction. I probably shouldn't go anywhere tonight. #Struggling"} +{"tweet": "@teekayy14 I will since we're facetiming."} +{"tweet": "I'm officially a free mason \\ud83d\\ude33 that's like a life goal checked off the list"} +{"tweet": "Someone buy me the glittery pink stripper shoes from Patricia's!! They're on #sale and #justmysize \\ud83d\\ude2d\\n\\u2764\\u2728\\ud83d\\udc60\\u2728\\ud83d\\udc60 \\u2764\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "@Jon_Custard wayside?"} +{"tweet": "What new ??"} +{"tweet": "How do I tell a 10 month old his snack can is empty? \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Really not feeling this whole sleeping alone thing tonight. #wheremybabiesat @lindsey5895 @SayJBlack @TannerMauney"} +{"tweet": "Okay so sparknotes for the rest of The Canterbury Tales"} +{"tweet": "@King_7_Rock come thru"} +{"tweet": "@bienvenu_h oh god. What'd you do? \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "S/O to the best wrestler in bountiful and my cuz @bradkd #goodluckinthetourney"} +{"tweet": "dying"} +{"tweet": "WHY is snooze 9 minutes thats so random"} +{"tweet": "Boy I'm in love with ya baby, and I want you too know, that I'm hooked on your body and I'm tryna be yours \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "Blink \\ud83d\\ude32"} +{"tweet": "The only people I talk to in school is Dalena, Dakota, and Morgane."} +{"tweet": "@MarselaE I have a pool, shall you come over this Summer"} +{"tweet": "Always going to work with gloves on from now on #handssmell #onions"} +{"tweet": "Move your ugly cube god dammit"} +{"tweet": "@ghett0wh00ty the feed is on 10second delay."} +{"tweet": "My mom just told me she wish I'd bring home someone like @tylerhayden20 on Catfish. \\See he's nice and good looking.\\\" Thanks mom\""} +{"tweet": "@woody_492 ill try to make it back for Saturday night tho."} +{"tweet": "Hopefully by this time next year, the ultimate Christmas present for me will be graduating from Alice Lloyd. #FingersCrossed"} +{"tweet": "@apsuicidesqueez you would get too jealous"} +{"tweet": "Got my permit. Only three wrong \\u2705\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@2tanz you better not be one of those people that just listen to yonkers-____-"} +{"tweet": "@JulieMacy who?! Us?!"} +{"tweet": "Last Monday I had one table at work... Haaha lets hope tonight is a little better"} +{"tweet": "@AndyDingoFolfAD I'm a fan of the paw licking, and that nice cock :3"} +{"tweet": "@SE4_ it's a rumor going around"} +{"tweet": "@kade_daniel31 all I ever wanna do is catch a buzz and go to bed"} +{"tweet": "Even perfectly legal hits cause concussions. You'll never prevent them."} +{"tweet": "@Kevin_Noon impressive. #wilson"} +{"tweet": "@NRcokey you really should though you're too good to not be playin!"} +{"tweet": "I'm not good enough for anyone"} +{"tweet": "Anyone else pretend to be a shark when eating goldfish and swedish fish? Just me? Ohhhh"} +{"tweet": "@Brandon_Lowe_83 @ashstevens3 @wakawood COLORADO"} +{"tweet": "@PrinceGampo @efrieds17 lol at that statement."} +{"tweet": "@MGt91 LETS HAVE A MOVIE MARATHON"} +{"tweet": "That I will do anything to make him smile no matter what @J_ArnettSFS"} +{"tweet": "I Can Hear It Callin In The Air Tonight"} +{"tweet": "Amber just dumped a whole glass of water over and behind the bar at applebees #NoBigDeal"} +{"tweet": "This day is gonna be a grind"} +{"tweet": "You aren't my fucking mom, don't tell me what to do. Take a seat."} +{"tweet": "I want to drink gin with F. Scott and listen to this new Gatsby soundtrack."} +{"tweet": "@asian_invasi0n @DJthaBA my dm don't work but u could dm me the name"} +{"tweet": "Why cant you still dribble the ball Josh Smith"} +{"tweet": "@KGspeed25 he already is. #myboy"} +{"tweet": "@OWimsett hahahahhahahaha \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 at least we're not fighting!!!"} +{"tweet": "What day is it tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Thunder buddies for life!"} +{"tweet": "@Cptn_Goldenrod \\ud83d\\ude29I'm having a bonfire this weekend come"} +{"tweet": "@ThatGirlTendy k good"} +{"tweet": "#help"} +{"tweet": "@GraigKittelson @shrapee reference previous tweet about eating crow"} +{"tweet": "@lexiekathleen @mikaelacassum hahahahahah lex<3"} +{"tweet": "@cjbarbo \\u2764don't mkayyyy me (:"} +{"tweet": "Aww thank you @katepennnnnn you really just made my day\\ud83d\\ude0c #neededthat"} +{"tweet": "Listening to old music >>> #throwback"} +{"tweet": "@Malcodray95 @NadineHabhab @jalal_taleb @mturfe13 I think I'm going to have to take Turfe's side on this"} +{"tweet": "There goes another one of my guy friends due to a upcoming relationship."} +{"tweet": "Poolside with @Tabby7272 #Hotel #Pool"} +{"tweet": "@johnbreech drink"} +{"tweet": "@DDavido20 its not enough. It's NEVER enough"} +{"tweet": "I just slept for 2 hours shit"} +{"tweet": "This 95 problem crossword on The Great Gatsby will be the death of me."} +{"tweet": "Back to the woods tomorrow. Need to fill the freezer."} +{"tweet": "Everyone knows the NCAA basketball tournament and even the BCS bowl system shits on anything NFL."} +{"tweet": "I say \\I feel like I'm dying\\\" way too much.\""} +{"tweet": "Sleep schedule completely fucked."} +{"tweet": "Did My man Cj have to do em like that!!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@TeachMeHw2Buggy holy nostalgia! I miss that"} +{"tweet": "Shout out to @barbara2866 for runnin our garage sale the last couple of days!"} +{"tweet": "@Mendabrew it's a good laugh if I do say so myself haha"} +{"tweet": "Good luck with that"} +{"tweet": "I wanna cry because today sucks"} +{"tweet": "applebee's filled me right up.. \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude4a #foodbabysquared"} +{"tweet": "#FreshmanAdvice Don't use a campus map while walking to classes. You look lost... And scared."} +{"tweet": "@Garrett_93 they take up the whole thing"} +{"tweet": "@jenniferjahns with homework!!! Ready, set, go..... Oh wait I'm still in bed."} +{"tweet": "long rainy drive just me and @taylorswift13"} +{"tweet": "always tryna just fuck with me. its really not funny."} +{"tweet": "@Jeanrock23 Just noticed that you have over 6000 fans now on Instagram, congrats!"} +{"tweet": "If he can't fight for you, he's not right for you \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "You've been here for 15 minutes and you've already annoyed the shit out of me."} +{"tweet": "@HighKovacs yes it's horrible"} +{"tweet": "@Allysaallton i know"} +{"tweet": "There should be an islanders line at backdoor"} +{"tweet": "Happy fire your nfl coach day!"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I'm in Antarctica."} +{"tweet": "As of now our grade has 69 people graduating. Pretty neat if you ask me. \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I'm allowed to wear mid calfs and no pants"} +{"tweet": "I can never fall asleep #whosup"} +{"tweet": "@thejaaade it's okay :)"} +{"tweet": "Terrible Tuesday practice wasn't so terrible today \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "The mall is the only thing that can cheer me up right now \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "WHY IS MY BUTT SO BIG IM GROSSED OUT W MYSELF"} +{"tweet": "I miss lizzie mcguire\\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had something to apologize for \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@ricd61har Well I agree 100% with that! God it reminds me of my thought process after some experimentation with stuff."} +{"tweet": "I was in a great mood. #NotAnymore"} +{"tweet": "@Rlaxbryant \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 I'm literally lol'ing"} +{"tweet": "Ended the 4 game losing streak. Shut out the Cards! \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Wait, where'd my frog go?"} +{"tweet": "KT has some good jams"} +{"tweet": "@wickedwhitey I just love saying \\forever unclean\\\" LMFAO. That line ridiculous.\""} +{"tweet": "I love softball practice \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "just another night alone. for the millionth time."} +{"tweet": "I hate having leather seats because I feel like I have third degree burns on my butt right now"} +{"tweet": "Another night, another dream wasted on you"} +{"tweet": "The ground is too wet for the snow to stick \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@JessicaMBailey_ lol no just sitting at my piano playing Book of Mormon and crying"} +{"tweet": "Just when I thought football was over for the day, I tune to ESPN and find more football! #yesss #footballislife"} +{"tweet": "Your annoying the shit out of me."} +{"tweet": "Four pieces of dark chocolate later and I'm contemplating getting up to get more"} +{"tweet": "@mulvo3 yeah get on we need you! Hurrry"} +{"tweet": "It's just one of those fuck it days"} +{"tweet": "@austinpapka35 likeeee now."} +{"tweet": "I'll be praying tomorrow and wishing a happy Father's Day to my dad, and @alexisparis22 s dad.. Two most wonderful men in heaven."} +{"tweet": "@MadGIII WHATTTT?"} +{"tweet": "So proud to be an officer for my class. #2015"} +{"tweet": "Wow, completely ignored me? That's nice."} +{"tweet": "Alrighty then \\ud83d\\udc4d #itsbeenreal #deuces"} +{"tweet": "@4Gressy14 how many you go to last year?"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wish I would've went to tech and played softball."} +{"tweet": "I am in shock right now #ew"} +{"tweet": "@AaronBuckSneed Avi brings back good memories and makes me laugh"} +{"tweet": "I swear I'm a pro"} +{"tweet": "This could not get any more boring"} +{"tweet": "Your first husband dies, okay, thats sketchy. 2nd husband dies, okay you did it. 3rd husband dies, you just really want to go to jail."} +{"tweet": "I'm just going to tweet about how fat I am for next hour"} +{"tweet": "@CounterMoonbat I think he's in for a rough ride though"} +{"tweet": "@beasontheswarm @therealelp Not my cup of tea, but cool."} +{"tweet": "@dcali_1 no Neff he's mine."} +{"tweet": "Geez okay \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "S/O @21samson52 for being my bro and being funny and for being a great line man! #LoveYa"} +{"tweet": "@daboulzwilly @Flyy_Guy4 which I don't understand bc you's have the same friends I'm js what I heard"} +{"tweet": "@rindseyyy nice!!! Where you going atc?!"} +{"tweet": "Nap time \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Welcome to SEC football Irish...sometimes you have to beat the opponent AND the officials."} +{"tweet": "#obsessed \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Blaring music at 9 in the morning, doesnt make you look cool it makes u look like tools."} +{"tweet": "I'm praying so hard that we have no school tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "@treytrizzytrey I sent it to her in a Facebook message, but I went ahead and checked it too lol"} +{"tweet": "From now on stupid is spelled stoopid #yafeelme ?!"} +{"tweet": "If you don't use emoji's you're honestly gay.."} +{"tweet": "Actually sad"} +{"tweet": "I think I died and went to heaven. Why have I never been here before?"} +{"tweet": "#TellAGirlSheIsBeautifulDay @brown_jessika #womancrush \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc7c\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Apologize. Even if it kills you."} +{"tweet": "Christine just made me smile for the first time today"} +{"tweet": "I luv living in front of a bunch of dune things so I can quad"} +{"tweet": "Joking. #PreviousTweet"} +{"tweet": "@Fierce_HasTe Same -_-"} +{"tweet": "When everyone stops snap chatting and texting me <<<<"} +{"tweet": "The sound of a dog licking himself while you're trying to sleep is the most annoying thing in the world. #goinginsane"} +{"tweet": "@Waddd_uuup_tho it's better in the long run!"} +{"tweet": "@bignick6288 better than nothing!"} +{"tweet": "Wendy's run with sissy\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "Why is it when I text someone is shows up as my email to them?"} +{"tweet": "Worlds dumbest dog award goes to Oreo"} +{"tweet": "Great job today everyone \\n#seniorswillbemissed"} +{"tweet": "You only know you love her when you let her go."} +{"tweet": "I am so thankful for my amazing family and friends! I don't know what I would do without such amazing people in my life\\u2764\\ufe0f #loveyouguys"} +{"tweet": "If i was seeing blue lights id probs commit"} +{"tweet": "I hate wearing this fucking uniform \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I'm doing a cross stitch and watching TV on a Saturday night. When did I become an 80 year old?"} +{"tweet": "@Ag12oCka Why can't you just agree and quick being such a dick to me ?!? Boy, bye!"} +{"tweet": "Subtlest me again please.."} +{"tweet": "I just want Megan back. Especially with the holidays coming up."} +{"tweet": "Um ok."} +{"tweet": "I didn't even have to take finals and I still woke up at 8:30"} +{"tweet": "I've been having way too many scary dreams lately. Nightmares"} +{"tweet": "@andrewivaldi @timbo_slice14 leave"} +{"tweet": "@bethhhhvolk #finally"} +{"tweet": "@WH985 coke zero is my addiction ...can't do regular drinks often.. But i have one coke zero a day... Without it.. I am miserable #addicted"} +{"tweet": "\\u2614"} +{"tweet": "Wrote the most raw and real personal awareness essay today. #exposed \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "BLTs for dinner \\ue106"} +{"tweet": "@sabapanjwani #beauty"} +{"tweet": "not feeling safe in your own house <<<"} +{"tweet": "Olivia's trying to tell me that they found a dinosaur that's still alive.. Ok"} +{"tweet": "This is the end was prolly one of the most disappointing movies I've ever seen. I tried watching it again...still terrible"} +{"tweet": "@BnoeGETS_BUCKS you gettin dat good lovin tonight baby ;)"} +{"tweet": "@amanda21296 your 500th was to me(:"} +{"tweet": "I so burp better than my dad \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude1d\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "I'm performing at the Grammys tonight"} +{"tweet": "@MistyRie79 it it! \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "I get to see @katielumarculis today!:)"} +{"tweet": "Cocaine 80s"} +{"tweet": "Screw this 5 hour golf thing"} +{"tweet": "It's the little things \\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I wouldn't be mad if it hardcore stormed and gville flooded again #pleasepleaseplease"} +{"tweet": "Pray."} +{"tweet": "I'm going too make some noodles boo"} +{"tweet": "Hanging by the fire with some nitwit @RidewithPride97"} +{"tweet": "@cmoney122788 what is the whore factory"} +{"tweet": "All the subtlety of a hand grenade"} +{"tweet": "@ItsNickMalik Raincheck"} +{"tweet": "Being sunburnt <<<"} +{"tweet": "Had an awful nightmare last night. Was so real I almost woke up in tears :/"} +{"tweet": "@JenningsCoPride and JC Wrestlers: Your biggest opponent isn't the guy across the mat, it's your belief in yourself! #PANTHERNATION #ONE"} +{"tweet": "If I wanted you to know that about me I WOULD HAVE FUCKING TOLD YOU."} +{"tweet": "It seems like everyday there is something trending about Justin :)"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I haven't read a book in so long long it's a little hard to concentrate.. I mean I'm on twitter right now.. Not reading the book"} +{"tweet": "Lets go to the beachhhhhh #whosin"} +{"tweet": "Don't listen to a word I say"} +{"tweet": "@kaewhen phew she made it-"} +{"tweet": "I have amazing friends that would drive across the state for me!"} +{"tweet": "Smile. You don't own all the problems in the world."} +{"tweet": "@Nasty_Skid_Marx but seriously lets go"} +{"tweet": "@grandrauhlx @JustinsEmber Dm me babe"} +{"tweet": "I'd have to say threw every thing I've been through nobody has ever ment this much to mee. @austinzanefull1 is the best boyfriend. #iloveyou"} +{"tweet": "@YammeringYankee @crazybullies05 YUP. do it to it."} +{"tweet": "@susanxcooper \\ud83d\\ude0d love you too! Can't wait for all our beach adventures."} +{"tweet": "The real question is who's tits did @AllisonStreng snapchat me?"} +{"tweet": "Now I love cats, but some people have scary obsessions with them."} +{"tweet": "Can I have a man that looks like Ronnie Banks please!!"} +{"tweet": "I passionately dislike you, which is pretty close to hate, but since I'm nice I don't use that word."} +{"tweet": "I don't need to, you @'d her. Everyone knows."} +{"tweet": "@hollyrpeete @LaughHardPicsia that real? Looks like blue lights. :-)"} +{"tweet": "@Euphonium1021 that's what I get for letting someone borrow my phone lol"} +{"tweet": "@BrookeAdrienne_ @Ambitiouskid_23 I think I should do the same"} +{"tweet": "Zach just peed In the pool......."} +{"tweet": "rally time. \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Who else has an Xbox?"} +{"tweet": "this isn't even trending yet YO I AM THE MAIN SOURCE OF INFORMATION IN THIS SITUATION"} +{"tweet": "Just a couple hours of work to go and than its time for a football filled Saturday!! Can not wait! :-)"} +{"tweet": "@KariSchenkel Ashlynn didn't scream once though!"} +{"tweet": "I'm less stressed about paying for the first semester of college that's for sure."} +{"tweet": "Having real friends >>> fake ones"} +{"tweet": "@mdonham328 \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Here seeing Hangover 3!"} +{"tweet": "@BIGME3CH that's what's happening as we speak \\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "@flint_danielle is it even possible for a person to get any hotter then this, I think not \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I am an educated student who knows how to spell."} +{"tweet": "@k_tobias07 It was a little sketchy it was such a long day"} +{"tweet": "@chlochad21 yeah bro"} +{"tweet": "Undecided on where to go Saturday. I wish Fonda was closer bc I wouldn't mind going to the Ice Jam..."} +{"tweet": "@MichaelMuccio at this point I just want to make sure we get as much value for KG and Truth as we can. I'm ready for all the changes."} +{"tweet": "can I submit myself to that show orrr?"} +{"tweet": "Haaaaa if only you really knew that your boyfriend wasn't as perfect as you think \\ud83d\\ude33 \\ud83d\\ude01 #rudeawakening"} +{"tweet": "@Jenna_M_Walters omg right I'll miss you \\ud83d\\udc94 you me and Wes should go to caribou and then I can come meet buddy"} +{"tweet": "Fifth third bank on sterns was robbed at gunpoint this morning and the guy is still missing on foot #becareful"} +{"tweet": "Poolside"} +{"tweet": "@sim_tynojn @Hedge76 @free_jahar_t first OF ALL I just turned 29. So I'm not a kid. But thanks for the compliment"} +{"tweet": "Guys with tattoos>>"} +{"tweet": "@Kaytibbs24 nicee"} +{"tweet": "a drive-thru, but for hugs and compliments"} +{"tweet": "@GWaLLS15 okay I'll send you the pack and you send me some alcohol\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@hoffmab9 Dangit... well at least you will be around tomorrow now."} +{"tweet": "@YoursAIdiot might just be my new favorite account on here hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@achievingjdb @Awhmah0ne @AustinMahone thank you guys so much \\u2764\\ufe0f I guess it just wasn't meant to happen \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@HBCUGameday @MrPerfectBILLZ that is beautiful."} +{"tweet": "@Natasha_Tworek that's not true \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Let's go clemson"} +{"tweet": "Ash before you pass."} +{"tweet": "@LexxeG @DaaanPow woah cool kid"} +{"tweet": "I hate this. I hate this. I hate this."} +{"tweet": "We are stuck in the middle of nowhere. I have to work in the morning & I have to pee. #GoodNight"} +{"tweet": "@X_MNastyy This really wasn't a subtweet towards you."} +{"tweet": "This biosilk conditioner is the shit"} +{"tweet": "108 tweets to go till 9k. \\nBe ready for me tweeting like a bitch tonight."} +{"tweet": "You won't ever have to worry"} +{"tweet": "@JoeVitale21 @vinnyb224 I recall no such thing"} +{"tweet": "Hondas are much better than volkswagens #bye"} +{"tweet": "Derrick Johnson = GREAT"} +{"tweet": "What is with my obsession of The Bravery."} +{"tweet": "I seriously want a frosty now this isn't okay\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude02 @HollyCollinsss"} +{"tweet": "@FuentesFever true if u want to be an idiot fangirl who talks about dating 25+ year old men at multiple times, go ahead."} +{"tweet": "This aggravates me so much"} +{"tweet": "I love how my dad just takes my things to give to his girlfriend without asking me. Scumbag"} +{"tweet": "I have an 9 am interview \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "The highlight of my day so far is the Reese's Cups i got at lunch"} +{"tweet": "@RonnieLamb1 @cadeymom oh hahaha yer funny lol"} +{"tweet": "Who's tryin to go to the game?"} +{"tweet": "@_sprayTANNA love you too, and most guys do haha"} +{"tweet": "@El_TigreChino hahaha you're welcome. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Its so sad to say but the person who cares the least in a relationship always wins."} +{"tweet": "Watching Sinister with Adam and Amber.... I might cry."} +{"tweet": "@Killluh_Kam we can figure something out"} +{"tweet": "Unreal. What a game in Chicago right now"} +{"tweet": "@IreedBOOKS wtf how do you know that"} +{"tweet": "@foigus @swy I\\u2019ll have to ask the folks in charge of that."} +{"tweet": "@connormcmandon what homework did we have?"} +{"tweet": "@JettSara yep we about to head to Nashville now (:"} +{"tweet": "@CaringCheyenne yum! I want one! It's about time ;)"} +{"tweet": "@Papa_stein1 @Greathouse20 why the red wings are so damn good every year !"} +{"tweet": "Seriously just want summer"} +{"tweet": "You want them when they don't want you, soon as they do, feelings change."} +{"tweet": "I get anxiety driving at night"} +{"tweet": "Really don't want to get out of bed #comfyandwarm"} +{"tweet": "@gingybabe19 I know haha!"} +{"tweet": "@ashtastic23 headliners salon and day spa on hills and dales rd!"} +{"tweet": "@johnthebaker613 hahaha that's cause I am(;"} +{"tweet": "I always fall for an open door with a horizon on an endless sea as I look around the ones who were standing in front of me"} +{"tweet": "Say the most random shit?"} +{"tweet": "There's nothing like the @jimmybuffett buffet on Sirius Margaritaville!"} +{"tweet": "That's fucking weird.."} +{"tweet": "I cant stand cutler hes so ugly needs to learn how to look like stafford"} +{"tweet": "today is gonna suck \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Why does @PitchPerfect never get old? Need to watch it stat."} +{"tweet": "@DannyDcal yes. I have no friends."} +{"tweet": "No you don't. @CPfor3_15"} +{"tweet": "Hippie scum."} +{"tweet": "#annoyed"} +{"tweet": "@AIR_BUD9 Wendy's! Raising canes! #BestAdvice"} +{"tweet": "@shallowshelby That's Logan attire"} +{"tweet": "@edward_gonzo it is"} +{"tweet": "@morgancaseyy I'm fine love you"} +{"tweet": "@nicolini32 are you going to Jv?"} +{"tweet": "@DAmicoGina yeah that's it FUN KNEE"} +{"tweet": "@jen_isenberg I people can be crazy"} +{"tweet": "The Little Caesars commercial with the guys paying wit a broken arm is the funniest thing ever! Hahaha"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty stoked about kayaking tomorrow \\ud83d\\udea3\\ud83d\\ude0b\\u2600\\ud83c\\udf0a"} +{"tweet": "Craziest thing was we were at the same exact location that the Penn State kid died at 30 minutes before he fell #scary"} +{"tweet": "567890- you made work fun! I miss the shit out of you haha you're absolutely hilarious. we make fun of so many people\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 love you! come home!"} +{"tweet": "I live at the nurses office #sickling"} +{"tweet": "#oklahomastrong \\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "@FansOfLukeBryan \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\ud83c\\udd92\\ud83c\\udd92\\ud83c\\udd92\\ud83d\\udd1c"} +{"tweet": "@datdurbrittskii yeah Thursday! I was making dinner and had to grab groceries. Didn't see you, otherwise I would've said hey"} +{"tweet": "@BBohaty its the truth and even @Bridget13A would admit that if she were being honest instead of a fan"} +{"tweet": "@Climbing4Crohns my first surgery so a little nervous"} +{"tweet": "@LaceSumSch then come over and sing songs with me and watch Pocahontas and Tangled and cry with me now"} +{"tweet": "Well that just shows how much you care. #done"} +{"tweet": "Bananas in pajamas"} +{"tweet": "I hate speaking in front of a class, or getting called on to answer a question I don't know the answer to, my face gets so red \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Is it to much to ask to Fucking hang out with someone tonight!! I have no life"} +{"tweet": "I love reading and eating icecream !"} +{"tweet": "LAST SEASON OF DEXTER"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to chop down trees tomorrow with @ElissaPlocinik \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "This maintenance guy better hurry the fuck up I gotta pee"} +{"tweet": "When will it ever get better?"} +{"tweet": "@austinlandon16 @ENNI_Goalie i think i have sun poisoning guys"} +{"tweet": "So sleep deprived \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@maizieheiney well I just assumed you were never in that position because you would know how it sucks and wouldn't do it to someone else"} +{"tweet": "I'm done being walked all over. I refuse to settle for any less than I deserve. And I deserve a hell of a lot more than you can offer."} +{"tweet": "Just thinking, the season finale of @GameOfThrones season 2 is the best hour of television out there"} +{"tweet": "Taco Bell allll by myself. #foreveralone"} +{"tweet": "When my alarm goes off at work and were not supposed to have our phones <<<<"} +{"tweet": "@GriffCityTrick @kirstynnn_ love you too Griff"} +{"tweet": "@ImForeignHomie Ya..I just now remembered your twitter name. Im a littlr slow tonight lmao. But either way, its a blast bro."} +{"tweet": "Only the #blackhawks when on a power play give up two break away chances."} +{"tweet": "I'll prob never go to @1Bletz work again because their food is disgusting."} +{"tweet": "@osxg33kgirl I should get back 2 work. It was great talking to ya. Have a great evening! :)"} +{"tweet": "Road to 10k \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@ciaobella1433 solid"} +{"tweet": "@alexsternberg1 literally"} +{"tweet": "Crazy Sydney, Annie, Jaqorius, and me. Along with some more people."} +{"tweet": "I dont want to move. 5 more hours #please #needsleep"} +{"tweet": "Knew it knew it knew it"} +{"tweet": "So lets ignore each other, try to pretend the other person doesn't exist, but deep down, we both know it wasn't supposed to end like this."} +{"tweet": "You honestly mean the world to me #ILoveYou #Forever \\ud83d\\udc9e"} +{"tweet": "U looking at me but I'm looking through u!!"} +{"tweet": "There I go again."} +{"tweet": "I'm so addicted to twitter \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "I got a large iced coffee n styrofoam doesn't fit so I wrapped it in foil lmao"} +{"tweet": "And here we go again..."} +{"tweet": "I wonder if you think about me as much as I think about you"} +{"tweet": "so listen to your friends and leave me alone."} +{"tweet": "@Michael_Necci Auburn just toying with them."} +{"tweet": "I get one day off and I go and spend $200. At least I have the next three days off too #makeitrain"} +{"tweet": "Nothing feels right when I'm not with you"} +{"tweet": "@BROberry92 be kind rewind brenden"} +{"tweet": "ok well, bye guys."} +{"tweet": "I can't feel anything."} +{"tweet": "@BrianBane10 u must be psychic, it could be ur 6th, or maybe even ur 7th sense"} +{"tweet": "@dr3wnation paper for English is a check in on Tuesday"} +{"tweet": "This paper is gonna kill me."} +{"tweet": "Good luck to the Kent State football team in their bowl game today. \\u26a1"} +{"tweet": "Anyone want to hit up holiday next week?"} +{"tweet": "Winter is not coming, but the Games are. #GameOfThrones"} +{"tweet": "Well I can be a tool at times"} +{"tweet": "It's okay to leave."} +{"tweet": "I'm just trying to survive these days."} +{"tweet": "and I feel like its all my fault."} +{"tweet": "@battlingsquids @Wheeker you guys need to come to beer expo next year!!"} +{"tweet": "I need sleep. Goodnight \\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "#mycrazyobsession Duck Dynasty"} +{"tweet": "its an obsession.\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@Elizabeth_1425 @Ashton5SOS So would I!"} +{"tweet": "If I went to Angels school and saw him in the hallway I'd scream."} +{"tweet": "@ray_lawrence SAME THING AND THAT'S EVEN WORSE"} +{"tweet": "Applebees with @izzirytlewski :)"} +{"tweet": "Being called perfect >>>>omg \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@KOCH_caine it's so scary"} +{"tweet": "I am soooo disappointed. I will miss Sarin for sure."} +{"tweet": "I'be talked to God,\\nAnd prayed like hell but,\\nI still miss her."} +{"tweet": "Dear Middle Finger, \\nThanks for sticking up for me."} +{"tweet": "Just saw 2 bunnies and some baby bunnies and it was cute as fuck"} +{"tweet": "I love blind copy..."} +{"tweet": "@AllieTranchida then how come when deon said bonfire at my house u said No at my house"} +{"tweet": "your dick stinks like shit."} +{"tweet": "Headache go away\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "How I feel about the AT&T commercials with the little kids.... \\ud83d\\udc80\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udca3\\ud83d\\udd2a"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I'm in a relationship with Shannon the way we are arguing lol."} +{"tweet": "Holy shit this person sitting beside me literally is breathing so hard out of their mouth... Dear god shut up and learn to breath"} +{"tweet": "Nothing like the prospect of driving 6 hours on roads covered by snow and ice."} +{"tweet": "For whatever reason I'm really excited for tailgating on Sunday #drunk"} +{"tweet": "Horse shit."} +{"tweet": "cut my knee open cuz ashlyn thought it was funny to close my door on me when i was running through it so i could fall on my night stand"} +{"tweet": "My dog must really like hot peppers b/c ever since I gave her one she hasn't stopped liking her lips \\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\ude0b #MustBeYummy"} +{"tweet": "The official snack pretzel of the Pittsburgh Penguins"} +{"tweet": "@BellAlicia4 I knoww\\ud83d\\ude0d it's just such a good looking family!!"} +{"tweet": "I love that at twenty years old, I can still crawl in bed and cuddle with my mom when I need to cry. #mommasgirl #mybestfriend"} +{"tweet": "Too many Amish people at the chiropractor rn..."} +{"tweet": "@TaylorKlis well what were you supposed to do!? Be like \\oh I'll just wear this pissy hat to our food safe Wegmans!\\\" HAHAHAHAHA\""} +{"tweet": "When nothing goes right, go left"} +{"tweet": "@maljmarshall So funny.."} +{"tweet": "I think it was time for some people to grow up...like months ago"} +{"tweet": "#VoiceSave Caroline"} +{"tweet": "@LegitNBATalk @TyrekNJ kyrie isn't even top 5"} +{"tweet": "Both of them bitches"} +{"tweet": "HASH TAG YOU COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE OBVIOUS EVEN IF YOU TAGGED ME."} +{"tweet": "The one with the baby is HORRIBLE, very bad taste. #faceoff"} +{"tweet": "@kayMAMA321 wish you were here \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "@vermilliii I love you more than you could ever imagine \\ud83d\\ude0d I'll always put up with your craziness"} +{"tweet": "This place is pretty much a high school for 30-50 year old people."} +{"tweet": "Getting asked why my eyes were bloodshot. I've just been crying since last night."} +{"tweet": "You're fucking nuts"} +{"tweet": "@_charisxo aww text me love !"} +{"tweet": "Why does everyone insist on coming in my room this morning. I don't have to be awake for another hr. Might as well get up.. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@the_beth_greene @DANNYHU4L Beth want some potato soup?"} +{"tweet": "23"} +{"tweet": "Rocking a baby to sleep will never ever get old. #toosweet"} +{"tweet": "Say it to my face. Say it."} +{"tweet": "All you Matt Cooke haters can suck it !"} +{"tweet": "Lmao awe I love Jill"} +{"tweet": "I'm beginning to hate sneezing more now than ever before. #cantstop"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to the game with a girl that goes to east. it's kinda an annual thing for us to ride to games together."} +{"tweet": "@Robsjobb haha woah rob let's not put my reputation in jeopardy here on social media... Lol"} +{"tweet": "The bears are so mean for not accepting the gifts the steelers and giants gave to them today...no gratitude these days"} +{"tweet": "@beccaneverman I'm gonna die.."} +{"tweet": "@JoshKocher_ combine"} +{"tweet": "@jessg_lol Multiple people not just you."} +{"tweet": "It's snowing sparkles."} +{"tweet": "Save me from my English class. #jesustakethewheel"} +{"tweet": "My new best friend MATT from Comcast just fixed my wifi.... Shoutout to MATT!! #quickscopesCODB2 #ballislife"} +{"tweet": "Waiting for this Tylenol PM to kick in. This bitch needs some sleep."} +{"tweet": "Bucky Larson Born to be a Star is fucking hilarious!"} +{"tweet": "Ducks are so loud !!! My chicks just chill , but the ducks are up and at it"} +{"tweet": "\\u0e40\\u0e25\\u0e34\\u0e01\\u0e19\\u0e34\\u0e2a\\u0e31\\u0e22\\u0e2b\\u0e19\\u0e49\\u0e32\\u0e19\\u0e34\\u0e48\\u0e07 \\u0e2b\\u0e22\\u0e34\\u0e48\\u0e07\\u0e46 \\u0e0b\\u0e31\\u0e01\\u0e17\\u0e35\\u0e40\\u0e16\\u0e2d\\u0e30\\u0e41\\u0e1f\\u0e07!!! \\u0e44\\u0e21\\u0e48\\u0e44\\u0e14\\u0e49\\u0e44\\u0e21\\u0e48\\u0e42\\u0e14\\u0e19\\u0e40\\u0e1e\\u0e23\\u0e32\\u0e30\\u0e41\\u0e1a\\u0e1a\\u0e19\\u0e35\\u0e48\\u0e41\\u0e2b\\u0e25\\u0e30\\u0e19\\u0e30 \\u0e40\\u0e2d\\u0e49\\u0e2d!!!"} +{"tweet": "@tayygrayy @scottymccreery @moeedd so jealous!!!"} +{"tweet": "Hbd. @_Aizee have fun!"} +{"tweet": "Just saw a twitter account called annoyingpensfan and it's profile picture is the word \\Woooo!\\\" \\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "Take a shot for me"} +{"tweet": "I need new friends"} +{"tweet": "@GReadling that would suck\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "45 more minutes!"} +{"tweet": "@i_like_snow so impressive"} +{"tweet": "Oregons uniforms \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Out of all my stitches, only 13 were external. That means 114 stitches are internal, but they'll dissolve.\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "OH FUCK YEAH @valeriestaver COMES HOME IN FIVE DAYS AND I COULDN'T BE MORE FUCKING EXCITED"} +{"tweet": "All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you"} +{"tweet": "Toronto for the weekend with my babe.\\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "@_cheerislyfe that's bitchy.."} +{"tweet": "Working with Kyle>>>> #thebest"} +{"tweet": "well the way you spell things is wrong \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Always feels good to have a productive workout. #grind #preseason"} +{"tweet": "@AvaScoops anytime!!"} +{"tweet": "@Markley19 me too dude. Best game I've played in a while"} +{"tweet": "Love don't know what distance is \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@AshleyNJ1 well go take a nap and some medicine. It'll be okay."} +{"tweet": "Carrots?! Carrots?! Okay mom I'll take your hint, lay off your cookies. I get it \\ud83d\\ude14 #fatgirlproblems #pregoprobs"} +{"tweet": "YOU'RE 17 MINUTES LATE"} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna come to the renaissance?"} +{"tweet": "And your friends are there no matter when you call, it may not sound like much, but it's where I'm from"} +{"tweet": "When I get in these moods my only escape is running or cry for hours like a fool. I think I'm gonna go with the run today."} +{"tweet": "Every single tweet tonight is going to be about PLL or the game\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@tyxander I don't think it's supposed to be.. I didn't perceive it as such.. But I suppose there will be those who do.."} +{"tweet": "@OwenDorsey69 no...mj is overrated because of the lack of athleticism he played against. He was the first of his kind. Theres plenty of"} +{"tweet": "@brettmn13 @Triccsters lightbulb tom"} +{"tweet": "I gotta make a DaWhite sign.... What should it say??? @DSmooth_seven17 @DomWorld_Peace @ScooterMagruder"} +{"tweet": "@amyschumer is so funny \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 omg"} +{"tweet": "Why did my power just go out"} +{"tweet": "@Jenna_Wade With @IMPACTOnTour taking the IMPACT show on the road plus house shows you should have a GREAT chance."} +{"tweet": "Everything is becoming a struggle. #pregnantprobs"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could live with my boyfriend."} +{"tweet": "@SarahKSilverman surely you can afford geek squad..."} +{"tweet": "Chip Kelly just signed Dennis Dixon! #kickassreunion"} +{"tweet": "There was more than 245..... \\ud83d\\ude14 \\ud83d\\ude2a"} +{"tweet": "Fuck it is cold"} +{"tweet": "When the Computer Dies.... #nopower"} +{"tweet": "no balls!"} +{"tweet": "Okay is alright with me!"} +{"tweet": "@KenziePaige_17 is a pretty amazing girl....just so everyone knows!"} +{"tweet": "@zack_savage24 oh he's good he asked me where the fuck you've been for beginners !"} +{"tweet": "Is it okay I'm considering drinking fireball whiskey to help my sore throat?"} +{"tweet": "I really need a @Five_Guys closer than 50 miles away. Can that just be my Christmas present?"} +{"tweet": "@Natromeo I take selfless."} +{"tweet": "i wanna go to anything except secret life of walter mitty because i've seen it"} +{"tweet": "@Kelsey_Golemo no"} +{"tweet": "I need to stop being so lazy."} +{"tweet": "@JerryZgoda Is Chase Budinger back in Minnesota"} +{"tweet": "I care about you way too much"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b."} +{"tweet": "Dad has one of those automatic air fresheners that spray every 10 minutes and it scares me every single time even though I know it's coming."} +{"tweet": "I want a sweet goodnight text"} +{"tweet": "Get to ball out one more time with this group of seniors on thanksgiving just wanna make it a good last chapter \\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "@KARLwantsahug that's really one of the only like six things good about having a boyfriend in all honesty....\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "The kid on the bench next to me is rocking out to his music a little too much"} +{"tweet": "It doesn't have to make sense. It just has to be ignorant."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Maybe I shouldnt have waited this long to write my grad speech #loloops"} +{"tweet": "This going to be one of those nights \\u263a\\ud83d\\udc8f"} +{"tweet": "Not salty or jealous disappointed, thoroughly confused , and still without explanations"} +{"tweet": "And wherever this snow is it better come soon and stay until we cancel"} +{"tweet": "When everrrrrr"} +{"tweet": "Really didn't miss how cold it is in my dorm"} +{"tweet": "About to go to Olive Garden for lunch with @shankrywcun"} +{"tweet": "\\u307b\\u3049"} +{"tweet": "The conjuring is a must watch"} +{"tweet": "@MEGScolli meg meg meg meg meg meg meg... Shut up meg."} +{"tweet": "@Irwin1L @ElyZeigler don't listen to her she not about that life"} +{"tweet": "Oh god there's still rohtos on my contacts \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Love you @Pepeatkinson"} +{"tweet": "I miss @DoveSOAP_ and @rykirker SO much \\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I'm freezing and I don't want to go to rehearsal. \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Good Morning World"} +{"tweet": "@JoeCasper10 im sure someonr probably hates me because I tweeted that. #theresyourreason"} +{"tweet": "Gonna listen to JT alllllll night"} +{"tweet": "Caiden didn't make it until 12 but atleast I got a cuddle buddy."} +{"tweet": "@oliviadesimone hahahaha OMG join the club of people who've been punked by the school paper"} +{"tweet": "the song stay beautiful by Taylor swift >>>"} +{"tweet": "At the end of his life Daniel Day Lewis will go down as the greatest actor of all time"} +{"tweet": "Like texting and being interesting shouldn't be hard. You have so much time to think of what to say."} +{"tweet": "Arion is going to take his permit test today \\ud83d\\ude25 #growingup #babybrother"} +{"tweet": "@_lynda_rose @FNTband @officialenzof great job everyone! Hope to see you guys soon. #goodtimes"} +{"tweet": "Come on Cowboys, blow the Redskins out so my dad goes to bed and I can catch the 11 oclock showing of The Walking Dead"} +{"tweet": "Well that's stupid"} +{"tweet": "@rsblunck I was watching a program about prostitution on msnbc"} +{"tweet": "@MelinaTV @ABCWhodunnit only reality show I have ever liked"} +{"tweet": "Just dropped my phone on my toe #ouch"} +{"tweet": "Thanks @MayoNaes_ for breakfast and coming to the park with me!! #Bestfriend #LoveYou"} +{"tweet": "@chooch71 she was only joking when she asked me"} +{"tweet": "@_Twiss_ FaceTime with me!"} +{"tweet": "@penguins @MillerLite I will be one of the Miller girls at Millerstown Inn tonight! Come see me folks! 7-9"} +{"tweet": "Almost fell asleep only 6 times driving from Boswell back to Calera. Might be just a tad exhausted."} +{"tweet": "Summer hits of the 2000's pandora station >>>>"} +{"tweet": "So exhausted... but so much to do and so little time"} +{"tweet": "I'm so morherfuckin bored its stupid"} +{"tweet": "Before you go to bed tonight, pray for the victims of the Boston incident this afternoon and their families. <3"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had an electric tooth brush."} +{"tweet": "@cmdeb I'm in favor of shooting him, but I'm slightly jaded due to things I learned as a kid from my Russian grandmother."} +{"tweet": "If someone brought me some pages to work, I would love you forever \\ud83d\\ude0c\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "What time is it? It's always #tribetime"} +{"tweet": "@allison_april77 I tried texting you and calling you a couple times. Like this past spring, summer and fall. I even asked people about it ha"} +{"tweet": "Just had palpitations."} +{"tweet": "I'm sick of the reds."} +{"tweet": "Really .."} +{"tweet": "Gonna be a restless night"} +{"tweet": "@DennisHewitt12 right! How you gonna fill one pothole and leave five beside it?!"} +{"tweet": "he left of the gaping hole in the door."} +{"tweet": "Faith is given to you by God but we can do things to help it grow. Sunday find out how when we worship at 1030. #World Communion Sunday."} +{"tweet": "There we go. Let's go baby"} +{"tweet": "@HowellCaleb @phoebe21lewis @Josh_Elite24 @lindseyblair_1 let's just go burn @phoebe21lewis house down"} +{"tweet": "You are not what I thought you were"} +{"tweet": "@CruddyLeek lol next week"} +{"tweet": "@brungardt2 sweet \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I was at the pool in the sun all day my tan line should be gone"} +{"tweet": "@colemalks how would you know how it affected someone's life? a lot of people died, chances are most people knew someone."} +{"tweet": "Soooo when can I marry a Oregon Cheerleader?"} +{"tweet": "There's coffee in my kitchen with MY name on it."} +{"tweet": "Matt Browns driving"} +{"tweet": "About to delete twitter because all the stupid bullshit girl quotes piss me off too much \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@G_Jennings9 why would I lie to you"} +{"tweet": "What's with Cutlers neck? Always shifting his head."} +{"tweet": "Chocolate chip granola bar because it's better than eating nothing."} +{"tweet": "Can I just lay in bed for the rest of eternity? #FeelinLikeCrap \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "Beautiful disaster"} +{"tweet": "Being home alone is scary at night :/"} +{"tweet": "IF IM NOT CRYING LAUGHING IT DOESN'T COUNT"} +{"tweet": "Im one of those people who after they work out are like \\Yeah! Everyday for now on\\\" and then not do it for like a month\""} +{"tweet": "@KronKyle @yolomysweg @Drizzlemygolf7 @jacerichter24 sorry Kyle I love you\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "The re-make of Carrie looks awful \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "I told my mom I don't wanna go on the shot for BC cause I don't wanna get fat :("} +{"tweet": "@hope_mitchelll is not a cat anymore...gahahahahah"} +{"tweet": "@Zach_Bradford11 watch your mouth"} +{"tweet": "@SVUMariskafan so, you really think someone else being raped is okay? Just cannot believe this comment."} +{"tweet": "@TianaThatBitchh @franshaw44 @dylandoeblin @landrajosephine just what i heard"} +{"tweet": "@corinnalynnn can I join you because I JUST WANT MY DOM BACK"} +{"tweet": "There's just something that bothers me so much about that, but I'm not saying anything."} +{"tweet": "I never remember any nice compliments people say, but any mean remarks stick with me forever."} +{"tweet": "Watching girls basketball << playing it #dying #soslow @mikesquard"} +{"tweet": "Big booty Judy love the way she shake it"} +{"tweet": "I haven't tweeted in like two day, what am I doing with my life?"} +{"tweet": "Why do I feel so sick"} +{"tweet": "Having a wireless printer is so clutch #lazy"} +{"tweet": "The makings of a festive occasion: taco meat,weird pumpkin,wee bit of spirit,myself & Louie chillin.This is Halloween, this is Halloween\\ud83c\\udf83\\ud83c\\udf83\\ud83c\\udf83"} +{"tweet": "Panera for breakfast"} +{"tweet": "@NoahSav I am yet to be knighted, so it may be a while, but soon my friend. Soon."} +{"tweet": "@AshMamman -through life but we didn't do dish\\when I look @ some of my friend to get that inch\\\"to scratch that cash,to look that flash.....\""} +{"tweet": "summer love by justin timberlake will always be my jam \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "It's gunna be a white Christmas \\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Early morning. Could use some coffee right about now."} +{"tweet": "2dank!"} +{"tweet": "I always copy emily breazeales homework because even though its 6 questions, I'm too lazy"} +{"tweet": "Every time I try to leave you pull me right back in and take my breath away"} +{"tweet": "Give me a beer and a lady my way into..."} +{"tweet": "Fuck my whole life dude"} +{"tweet": "@annamae_22 has been crapping her drawers for hours. It's gonna be a long night \\ud83d\\udca9"} +{"tweet": "Kentucky is nothing like TV puts it out to be \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off"} +{"tweet": "This fool @iLLMaTiC617 would rather have 2013 Jordan releases over the older and better quality ones...."} +{"tweet": "2013 is the first year to have 4 different numbers since 1987. #woahh \\ud83d\\ude2e"} +{"tweet": "Trey Burke out there smackin clutch threes like my boy @mikeweems23 #MoneyMike #MrBigShot"} +{"tweet": "@Cferrrr we all went through it..."} +{"tweet": "Gonna miss the seniors"} +{"tweet": "@cspanwj do member of congress give a damn about messages people have for them?They have lucrative jobs/best healthcare and to hell with all"} +{"tweet": "@drewbelund you have been officially kicked out of our car."} +{"tweet": "it literally takes @LaurenLavarias1 like 10 minutes & 40 circles around the parking lot to find a parking spot."} +{"tweet": "JT"} +{"tweet": "tonight was fun. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Has anybody noticed that the people In positions of power are the biggest idiots on the planet?"} +{"tweet": "Good luck tonight @DannaCheyenne4 I can't wait to watch you play \\ud83d\\ude01 sorry about your squishy! \\ud83d\\ude02 I love you \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83c\\udfc0 #basketball #DoWork"} +{"tweet": "I seriously had plans to be a ghost hunter"} +{"tweet": "@bayliesnyder5 @KSmick93 night night!"} +{"tweet": "We're not dating, but you're still mine. @StCityy"} +{"tweet": "@Kailey_McClure to bad I'm with her"} +{"tweet": "@ToddDoug it was blatantly obvious."} +{"tweet": "@Jess_Sency text me okay?"} +{"tweet": "Schools out and the nights roll in man just like a long lost friend you havent seen in a while"} +{"tweet": "Finally out of this bad mood and getting pumped for this game\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@carlyvanwyk nice nice! \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@DisneyCruise fantasy"} +{"tweet": "@lisatebow come to Pinky's. you'll have several. :). (@ 7)"} +{"tweet": "@Saahshuuuuh OMG in Chicago did you ever go to taco burrito king?!?!"} +{"tweet": "Someone plz just kill me"} +{"tweet": "I just love when people lie and make excuses. I'd rather hear the truth than be lied to time and time again."} +{"tweet": "I'm thinkin breakfast for dinner tonight. \\ud83c\\udf5e\\ud83c\\udf73"} +{"tweet": "@justinbieber @scooterbraun @jonmchu Wanna share it with us?"} +{"tweet": "#NoMas was a great #30for30"} +{"tweet": "One day you're screamin you love me loud the next day you're so cold \\ud83d\\ude49"} +{"tweet": "Red red red red red red red red red red red red red redneck"} +{"tweet": "@i_kicksit \\ud83d\\ude0a thought you'd like that bitchezzzzz"} +{"tweet": "@ImSovereignty TELL ME YOUR OPINIONS ID LOVE TO HEAR THEM."} +{"tweet": "Good."} +{"tweet": "@bridgettetayy ketchup it's free"} +{"tweet": "I have this weird ass mark on my hand.. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@b_sokol last tweets for you babay girl"} +{"tweet": "I used to be so much more photogenic then I am now \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@GraceFishback you'll make it!"} +{"tweet": "@iamdavebriggs are you hitting NAMM?!"} +{"tweet": "@JamesHaynesOWWM let's make this happen."} +{"tweet": "@helloimseann Okay I'll have to sign up here soon then. Get me some Xbone games/gear."} +{"tweet": "Uhhh the last few nights all my dreams are of me being kidnapped \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "I'm surprised JHS hasn't allowed girls to bring their kids to class to improve the attendance policy \\all day everyday\\\" go raiders.\""} +{"tweet": "@2KharismatiK dog I was like... Wow..."} +{"tweet": "Sleep for a few hours. Wake up for 20 minutes or so. Repeat."} +{"tweet": "I hate anxiety\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "Gab shut the hell up\\ud83d\\ude45"} +{"tweet": "I don't lie, but that is another reason I will be saying bye"} +{"tweet": "I would do anything for lovee. Lol. Jk. #ForeverAlone"} +{"tweet": "#RIPPaulWalker :( so sad. He was iconic in the #FastAndFurious movies."} +{"tweet": "HOMEWARD BOUND @higgie_smallz \\ud83d\\ude99"} +{"tweet": "THE TIVA MOMENT IS COMING UP"} +{"tweet": "I miss high school relationships when they were about fun and instant attraction, not whether or not they're \\ marriage\\\" material\""} +{"tweet": "From now on, my money only goes to school, my car, and more ink."} +{"tweet": "It doesn't matter what time of the year it is, Christmas with the Kranks will always be my favorite \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "in desperate need of fall clothes"} +{"tweet": "So when does an astronaut eat?"} +{"tweet": "Hannah and I are about to win this damn scavenger hunt @RedMileVillage"} +{"tweet": "@lindsaylohan you Cease to amaze me !!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@cierabias okay now the horn really pisses me off lol but luckily the train never goes across the tracks since the mine up laurel shut down"} +{"tweet": "I just slept like 6hours and now it's only 11hours til another practice from hell"} +{"tweet": "@masehunt fuck, forgot about okwara. Pretty loaded, I heard Fox might be back still? Fuck, can he graduate? Only guy I've hated on regularly"} +{"tweet": "@DSergi19 @allysonwelsch it's 29 and windy/rainy. Not fun and Kalahari is sold out today. Hahaha trust me you're not missin much!"} +{"tweet": "I won't give up on us, even if the skies get rough. \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@JBarca Meyer didn't seem to have a problem in '09 when his 1 loss Gators and 1 loss Oklahoma played for a title instead of undefeated Utah."} +{"tweet": "@MelroseAce no I'm not. I'm a cool ass person and you know it. I rolled two blunts and didn't even smoke. Lol"} +{"tweet": "it's like completely mandatory that I get back in a routine of going to the gym\\ud83d\\ude33 can't take this feeling like death mess anymore!"} +{"tweet": "I miss you so much. I feel like we are strangers now boo! I haven't talked to you in SO long. I want to see you\\u2764\\ud83d\\udc97 @lachanc3kaitlyn"} +{"tweet": "I just passed Tyler Haws on my way to class and we shared beautiful eye contact.\\ud83d\\ude0d #byu"} +{"tweet": "Wow UC getting handled. This sucks. Nothing inside at all. Wow."} +{"tweet": "@CathyWurzer oh yeah even if we have corn to harvest we could use the moisture for tillage"} +{"tweet": "@Xzyliac @baimhas really good way to put it."} +{"tweet": "Gta online looks fun might have to buy it for that"} +{"tweet": "Skinny Love. \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Come play for me so I can fall asleep. Thanks. <3"} +{"tweet": "t green light of the rain forest dazzled Ken's eyes."} +{"tweet": "Have to love getting a facebook message at 430 and see it was sent at 1230. No wonder I'm liking twitter more and more"} +{"tweet": "Keilani Ricketts is dominating right now"} +{"tweet": "These 5 Dudes Don't Get My Chick References #accurateiprovteamnames"} +{"tweet": "@_hillarymiller OMG AHAHAHA I MISS LAST YEAR SO BAD!!!!"} +{"tweet": "oh sorry I forgot that I'm 3 years old and need to be fucking baby sat"} +{"tweet": "why can't we all just get along \\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Insomnia is a biatch! So sleepy. It's gonna be a long day."} +{"tweet": "College football is way better then the pros"} +{"tweet": "@sheltonraps @BrianWard1 how much"} +{"tweet": "Jordan is two years older than Ansel"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand that when I wake up my stomach's perfectly flat, then I have my coffee and it's like \\ud83d\\udca5"} +{"tweet": "Sucks even more"} +{"tweet": "\\@_Klaradise: Why aren't we a thing yet\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I don't mind working for my dad but having a real job would be nice"} +{"tweet": "Annoyed just turned into crabby. \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "@LaughingStoic Oh haha no. Verizon."} +{"tweet": "@Mark_Rockwell85 im the one who got graham. Definitely no collusion. He offered trade to me."} +{"tweet": "I could Handel this pain and forget your name, if you hadn't loved me like you have \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "A year ago today.. Weird to think about"} +{"tweet": "@nfl uneventful"} +{"tweet": "Who's tryin to ride to ic with me for the night?"} +{"tweet": "Isaac Lahey is my fave and should be ur fave too"} +{"tweet": "Late night thinking has got me goin CRAZYY there are too many white people in New Hampshire I wish we were more diverse \\ud83d\\ude1e\\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "You said \\Please understand if I see you again don't even say hello.\\\" Please.\""} +{"tweet": "I love when people pull the shit were they ask if you think you're cool because you bully people hahahaha yes of course I think it's cool"} +{"tweet": "@Kyliebrahh super man is saving the world how can you be sleeping at this hour dude"} +{"tweet": "@jkeys55 @KatetheBate16 oh for sure!"} +{"tweet": "@StuffCCLikes It kind of freaks me out that Jesus dates all these women at the same time."} +{"tweet": "First hockey game of the season tonight and i'm missing it \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "All my friends are out having fun with each other and I've literally spent the whole summer in my room. #kthanks"} +{"tweet": "@bethellaaa @White_Momba_34 well looks like our friendship is over Sam.."} +{"tweet": "I can't love my life like this.."} +{"tweet": "When penguins find a mate they stay together their entire life. Will you be my penguin? \\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "Our local news station did a piece on gardening for the extreme drought we are in. In related news, it is raining."} +{"tweet": "I mean I just done why was best \\ud83d\\ude15\\ud83d\\ude2f"} +{"tweet": "Without you God I am nothing.... Is more than a song that is floating around my mind. Because without you Jesus I am nothing."} +{"tweet": "So not ready for the pre calc test. #ugh"} +{"tweet": "JEREMY IS DRINKING LIQUID COCAINE WITHOUT ME!!!!! #sojealous"} +{"tweet": "\\He takes it in deep\\\"- words from the commentator for #Bruins game \\ud83d\\ude4a\""} +{"tweet": "You ever just look at somebody and their face pisses you off"} +{"tweet": "I am selfishly really happy we had a high scoring football game so the discount in the bookstore Tuesday will be high! #BUHuskies \\ud83d\\udc3e\\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "@br_harr hiiiiii so I got home and am depressed now that you're not here. Come home to me. ASAP. Plz. I miss my sista."} +{"tweet": "@sarahlynn3997 hahahahah"} +{"tweet": "Sleep \\ud83c\\udf19"} +{"tweet": "Well I am super drunk."} +{"tweet": "@Ohhlivehhaa Amy and I always talk about how much we miss living by ourselves in Towson \\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "@Dan_Wolf14 it just says tomorrow haha"} +{"tweet": "@Shan_Dawg12 always a great day"} +{"tweet": "no regrets just lessons learned"} +{"tweet": "Ky is such a dork."} +{"tweet": "Yeahhh!! #RAISEIT"} +{"tweet": "\\We're loading The Great Gatsby on grandma's tv and grilling steaks tmr, you're welcome to come over\\\" say no more Mom. I'll be there.\""} +{"tweet": "Oh well what can you do about it now"} +{"tweet": "\\I think we ought to leave them here with some supplies and take off before whoever came after them comes after us and A\""} +{"tweet": "@Haleykins55 #bestievibe \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@IkeJacklin idk man I just can't get down to 3 percent bodyfat"} +{"tweet": "The fact that over 50 people were at tryouts last night. >>>>"} +{"tweet": "Friday night and I'm sober... my life is sad af"} +{"tweet": "Fun Friday night with Hannah sitting on her bed watching vines."} +{"tweet": "Top of 5 4-1"} +{"tweet": "Bitches"} +{"tweet": "Everything's not alright and I would rather."} +{"tweet": "Yeah this Buffalo Wild Wings bowl and all the commercials are making me hungry"} +{"tweet": "on one"} +{"tweet": "Ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "Happy Father's Day to y'all who've had unprotected sex!!! You could be a father!"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to come home and go to sleep tonight \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udcda"} +{"tweet": "Instead of going to practice I slept until now... I'm so sick \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@SamAurelio obv...."} +{"tweet": "Pharm will always be my downfall \\ud83d\\ude2a"} +{"tweet": "Im just lovin' everybody today hahah"} +{"tweet": "@crbaron thar looks so good!"} +{"tweet": "@ImmerRange I'm trying to multitask here, cut me some slack"} +{"tweet": "MLB network I didn't know I had you. Tigers on JV pitching"} +{"tweet": "Currently I am the only one in this car that doesn't speak a second language WHAT ARE YOU ALL SAYING"} +{"tweet": "I need to be a DJ or somethin'"} +{"tweet": "@yuhsiang123 here"} +{"tweet": "All guards will walk on your bases.play go ahead #cspanchat"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 tears are real OMG"} +{"tweet": "Come on Male"} +{"tweet": "@theslicknick11 @bivaska2 they need a goalie, if they had Vokoun they would be fine"} +{"tweet": "I really can't wait for Hokie football."} +{"tweet": "@StevenBregier come on dude just come play"} +{"tweet": "Ready to watch the vikes take the win tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "The unpleasant taste and smell you have with a cold"} +{"tweet": "Line in the damn bathroom. Wtf."} +{"tweet": "With all of the great defensive talent in this years draft, a lot if teams are looking to take advantage of it and go defense first."} +{"tweet": "One test down, another to go and then the weekend!"} +{"tweet": "The fact he's my best friend and is staying up to make sure I'm all good..>>>@steven_mulnix"} +{"tweet": "@lindstrujillo oh yeah gurrl"} +{"tweet": "@capitoloutdoors Sorry man. Just saw this. Yes I live in Illinois year round."} +{"tweet": "It looks like the nicest day ever judging by the sun"} +{"tweet": "Waking up with a headache <<<<<<<<"} +{"tweet": "I just want someone who cares as much as i do"} +{"tweet": "Hey @nflcommish do you like seeing all of these lower body injurys? Thank you! You have made the game so much safer!"} +{"tweet": "ohhhhhhhhhh"} +{"tweet": "I'm super paranoid, like a sixth sense"} +{"tweet": "Wow I got three really good stories tonight dang! On that note, I am passing out. \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@chelseykw so sorry to hear about gunny"} +{"tweet": "I can't even describe how much I love Luke Bryan. \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Crusin at night listening to Smashing Pumpkins"} +{"tweet": "Can i drive the firetruck"} +{"tweet": "@Dougpouliot @sethoott I was just trying to make a dick sucking joke guys...you don't have to break the bank Dougie"} +{"tweet": "Welcoming this fall weather with open arms!"} +{"tweet": "I hate the drive to Maria's"} +{"tweet": "Wish i picked Michigan as the winner"} +{"tweet": "@Browns please find a QB.. Anyone but Brandon Weeden. Sincerely, every browns fan"} +{"tweet": "I love calling you my ex."} +{"tweet": "I just wanna watch James Bond movies."} +{"tweet": "@Coty_McKinney I laughed out loud. omg dude"} +{"tweet": "But I'm not going too\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@Kurstin_Hope_ thank you so much!"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@_BILLJONESIV: If music can just get back to substance, and creativity maybe I'd be less depressed when listening to radio\\u201d <--- TRUTH!"} +{"tweet": "long distance is the worst when I just need a big bear hug from my fave \\ud83d\\udc97 @acarney02"} +{"tweet": "I'd like to take the time to love your body, rub your body, kiss and hug your body.."} +{"tweet": "Out of gas .\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I saw the #JYM scoop comparison, and trying to guess the \\concentrated\\\" products @JimStoppani compares to his product! XD\""} +{"tweet": "Battled an absolute monsoon today for #pt but we always find a way to get it done #spc \\u2614\\u26bd"} +{"tweet": "@MattShampagne I heard. I hope to comeback tomorrow. But it all depends ib how tonught goes and how I feel tomorrow morning"} +{"tweet": "Cudi never gets old."} +{"tweet": "Midterms can really go die in a hole, especially math and Spanish \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "What's better than getting out of school at 1:15? Getting out at 12:40"} +{"tweet": "Packing a lip after a nice meal is like an orgasm."} +{"tweet": "Feel fat today."} +{"tweet": "Good choice hope #LSU"} +{"tweet": "No really I love running into you and your new girlfriend who is uglier than me that you transferred to MY school with. #awkward"} +{"tweet": "Manziel is an idiot"} +{"tweet": "whatever . playing Zumba and just dance. someone can snapchat me .... ginaspitt. \\n\\u270c\\u270c\\u270c\\u270c\\u270c\\u270c\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Miley Cyrus is a sexy beast when she doesn't wear pig tails yum yum miley"} +{"tweet": "American Horror Story, South Park, and Key and Peele. I love Wednesdays."} +{"tweet": "You are all talk, no walk! Hahah nothing to worry bout. Move, bitch."} +{"tweet": "I literally am just so over today and just my life"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@gchiesaohmy: offensive bball is fusing 2gether \\free play\\\" w/ the components of space, width, mvment, and team play. The Read and React!\""} +{"tweet": "I would never have thought in a million years it would turn to this"} +{"tweet": "It's not a good feeling sitting at home thinking of every possible thing that could possibly go wrong in your life."} +{"tweet": "When mike favorites all my tweets <<<<<<<<< #stop \\u270b\\u270b\\u270b\\u270b\\u270b"} +{"tweet": "All I wanna do is run.... Run far far away"} +{"tweet": "throwing in the towel. \\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@Shelhead do you do it with your aviators on?"} +{"tweet": "@lexiruehls shut up"} +{"tweet": "Two can play this game ."} +{"tweet": "#AGT."} +{"tweet": "ten minute detention? haha okay"} +{"tweet": "@CharlieGriffin8 @Christiankb1010 this is what happens......."} +{"tweet": "@mippytimmerman @pjanuzelli mips got a crush"} +{"tweet": "Please put some clothes on."} +{"tweet": "Cig rather"} +{"tweet": "I'd just like to point out, coach fields US history class will teach you a shit ton. Haha"} +{"tweet": "@hannawoods15 lolol :) it's okay though!!\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I'm so freaking cold. Ughhhhhhh!"} +{"tweet": "Why in the fuck am I awake right now?"} +{"tweet": "Welpppppppppp"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude31 DON'T LEAVE ME \\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "#Mcm @craigowens"} +{"tweet": "Please shoot me ."} +{"tweet": "@iFooYa @alyj128 the fuck does that mean? \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Best memories come from bad ideas."} +{"tweet": "Too bad I've been out of school since 10"} +{"tweet": "I'm eating chips guys thought you wanted to know"} +{"tweet": "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge; fools despise wisdom and instruction. (Proverbs 1:7)"} +{"tweet": "@violabarcelona @ilisoletta @e_barcelo I'll go with that! I'm cool with that!! #SoMuch"} +{"tweet": "It's going to be a loooooong night"} +{"tweet": "Los mejores momentos duran poco, los peores parecen eternos.\\n#tristeverdad"} +{"tweet": "I love that you love me good... cause I'm hard to love #hardto #love"} +{"tweet": "Switching to cricket may be cheaper but it's still cricket sooooooo"} +{"tweet": "Well well then, * breaks SWS cd*"} +{"tweet": "I just wish you could know how much I really love you \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "I'd like to see bear grylls try to escape this hangover"} +{"tweet": "but plans fuck up, my bad.. & just to keep from crying, I laugh. #nowplaying"} +{"tweet": "Don't allow someone to have control over you."} +{"tweet": "#EpicAnnounce5hSingleDate Wonder how long it'll take til they release info of their single... :|"} +{"tweet": "@Azzy_Fresh alright...... My name is wrong again"} +{"tweet": "@SheIsLindsey everything went okay. I didn't die. He's cute and nice. Life is good. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I've been to bdubs the past three days, I'm obsessed"} +{"tweet": "ted, he would be heading their way."} +{"tweet": "DMB countdown #5days"} +{"tweet": "@RockyCarlson @TweetingForBros wife me up boys!!! \\ud83d\\udc8d"} +{"tweet": "Hasn't gotten ready for the night yet"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udfb6\\..I can't live without you, I can't live without you, babyyyy..\\\"\\ud83c\\udfb6\""} +{"tweet": "Lol why did you screenshot my story's...?"} +{"tweet": "@i_speak_futbol you'll care when we win the league, my friend."} +{"tweet": "Well Will knows me that's about it"} +{"tweet": "@wdet @CraigFahle don't believe anything a politician tells you, and only half of what they show you."} +{"tweet": "And that's why @pgardner21 loves me lol"} +{"tweet": "i miss her so much"} +{"tweet": "Tyler better text me back ASAP \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "@Samalbaugh hey we are wearing the plain blue jersey with jeans tomorrow! I don't have your number but bring the other jersey just in case!"} +{"tweet": "How can we have school with these roads?"} +{"tweet": "Finally home"} +{"tweet": "Why do I keep thinking twitter is my diary?"} +{"tweet": "@Merideth_Kae boo you whore."} +{"tweet": "Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect. Till the demon of Paranormal Activity grabs it and drags you down the hall"} +{"tweet": "Finally! #mall"} +{"tweet": "@lindseeytaupier I'd be embarrassed to be related to you period."} +{"tweet": "S/O to @KaseySmelser for running XC with me and being able to meet every single freaking famous person lol"} +{"tweet": "@RegieRegie 1 A\\u00f1o 8 Meses preciosa"} +{"tweet": "How big of a fuckin douche do you have to be?! Like come the fuck on kid"} +{"tweet": "The one in front of the gun lives forever"} +{"tweet": "Probably the scariest things ever is when people get purple lips and teeth from drinking red whine \\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\ude28\\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude2f"} +{"tweet": "@michaiah3 @70Mitchell @briiitayyy @Torii_Ward OH ARE YOU. GEEZ GUYS WATCH OUT SHES GONNA FREAK OUT."} +{"tweet": "@NASCARFanInNM I use to have a 78 trans am I love those cars"} +{"tweet": "\\@JennaWeishaar: When life gives you lemons chuck them at the douche bag that cheated on you. #seriousface\\\" @paige_andel @megsjochim #lolol\""} +{"tweet": "My pitching was on point today \\u26be"} +{"tweet": "@ashleybgranger I've been trying to convince my roommates of how fantastic that movie is. #Cloudy"} +{"tweet": "@GregBeaune i'm going to shank you if you ruin absolutely anything for me for dexter. i'm a season behind"} +{"tweet": "@truely_nette motivated me so much man. \\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude18 nothing like a female encouraging another female \\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\udcaa"} +{"tweet": "Luckily ppl ain't on one today \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "Everyone's excited about all there new electronics and I'm over like yes the guns open again........"} +{"tweet": "I liked how things were before way better."} +{"tweet": "Apparently all donut places are closed on Sunday. \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@dorothy_fox me to"} +{"tweet": "I had a great time last night but I feel pike half a person today. Ya feel me"} +{"tweet": "Get outtttt"} +{"tweet": "I actually really like the show #nakedandafraid"} +{"tweet": "Home Alone > \\ud83c\\udfe1"} +{"tweet": "@AllieLuzzi \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "The moment when I forget how my phone works for a slight moment"} +{"tweet": "Nap time @DearsmanRidge"} +{"tweet": "You would think I'm deaf because of how loud my music always is #bump"} +{"tweet": "I just want a cupcake."} +{"tweet": "@marshn27 @FactBoook that's awesome! Mexican candy is awesome!"} +{"tweet": "#YoureMoreAttactiveIf you have eyebrows -Paige"} +{"tweet": "Officially a Kalahari Lifeguard(:"} +{"tweet": "@J_RelL90 aye text me bro."} +{"tweet": "Half the stuff I say I don't even know what it means. I just heard it somewhere and like how it sounded so then I say it"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand how people can drink pop so early in the morning ......"} +{"tweet": "You're real cute! #OnlyNotReally #haha"} +{"tweet": "@morganclark333 where?"} +{"tweet": "I have such expensive taste its ridiculous!"} +{"tweet": "This case of beer is lookin real nice \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Why must I have 2 papers due on the same day #WHY"} +{"tweet": "Awkward moment when I have 202$ to pay in bills and my paycheck is like less than 180$. COOL. #HelpMom"} +{"tweet": "So happy tomorrow is the festive hat day, now I can look like shit while wearing a Santa hat. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I'm beyond disgusted by your behavior."} +{"tweet": "@StevenTimothy17 you need to stop"} +{"tweet": "@IsabellaGibson2 to be honest...i have the whole album.."} +{"tweet": "@ohh_liviaa6 that's what I was thinking!!! Haha"} +{"tweet": "@haleigherin no way if you leave now you will beat us to the bar ;)"} +{"tweet": "@mackenzieleigh9 oh, and if I ever look at you in geography and don't talk to you don't think I'm weird! I just go to talk to you and don't"} +{"tweet": "@toriiaustinn want me to ask my grandma if she can drop me off so we can make it"} +{"tweet": "Where are all the fake ass fans that said this series was over after game 2?? Stay hidden bitches. I screenshot every asshole that gave up"} +{"tweet": "Jackie moon!"} +{"tweet": "@beccs_doee I LOVE ALADDIN I WILL DO IT"} +{"tweet": "My black car can piss off. I'm sick of washing it every other day!"} +{"tweet": "I wanna float!"} +{"tweet": "I think we all rewatched Gaga's performance just a second ago"} +{"tweet": "Nobody's texting me back anymore so I should just go to bed.."} +{"tweet": "@AliKuchinski no way! Haha. I took a shower and I still smell like fire. Lovin it."} +{"tweet": "Today is the worst day ever"} +{"tweet": "Homework sucks!"} +{"tweet": "ive looked like shit all week and thats definitely not changing todaaaay"} +{"tweet": "Sam is in Twitter jail and I just unlocked my profile hahaha. Retweet away Sammy \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "can someone take me away from this town"} +{"tweet": "5-6-3. Lol"} +{"tweet": "So thirsty."} +{"tweet": "@maggiefjohnson Meeting at 3:00 Thursday in Buckley to turn in all uniforms, practice jerseys, warm ups and bags/ talk about banquet -coach"} +{"tweet": "@JennieB_2Dope \\ud83d\\ude14 I'm sorry! Just try to be strong, I know you are !"} +{"tweet": "@NatashaChantel but we have taco bell"} +{"tweet": "@LisaP_CJFan of course"} +{"tweet": "@Matturity uhm... No ;)"} +{"tweet": "@TylerFalconbury @lizlynch21 @ItsJByrd @burkey722 okay? Honestly it can only help you by taking it"} +{"tweet": "But I guess beggars can't be choosers"} +{"tweet": "We must be careful that we don't allow social media to become a tool of boasting about our works instead of His grace!...see Matthew 6:1-6!"} +{"tweet": "There's more to salvation than confession. How many times have you confessed and went back into the same thing? You need the POWER of the HG"} +{"tweet": "@Weezer120 LOL did you really?!"} +{"tweet": "@erinnnn30 haha! Love it!!"} +{"tweet": "Yeah the sun shines shining but it feels like its pouring."} +{"tweet": "I really wish I got a grade on people watching instead of my understanding of chemistry."} +{"tweet": "heading to Little Fat Gretchen in Waupaca to talk about liturgy at summer camp with @mthrjane"} +{"tweet": "Seems like I always go to bed early on Tuesday nights and get four or five hours of sleep every other night."} +{"tweet": "One more thing... I miss @AdairNed27 a lot right now \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Take time to realize that half the frauds in your life are just along for the ride. #nah"} +{"tweet": "I can't sleep knowing that you're mad at me"} +{"tweet": "I NEED $200 ASAP \\ud83d\\ude2a\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udcb0"} +{"tweet": "That was frickin awesome"} +{"tweet": "Why would you have the smallest guy on your team blocking for Ben on the pass"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for the bowl game"} +{"tweet": "This isn't good"} +{"tweet": "LIP IS SO SEXYYYYYYYYYYY I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT"} +{"tweet": "@CrissAngel 660 pgs. In a book ??????"} +{"tweet": "@shelbslynn2013 id rather live in romania than ohio"} +{"tweet": "I love @AbbyLeonard6 <3"} +{"tweet": "Your blue eyes. Watching your hair fly out the window. \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Remember that time when @timcgovern and @liverlipschris kissed? Because I do."} +{"tweet": "My aunt just had a baby :) yay!"} +{"tweet": "S/o for s/o? \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Cold here."} +{"tweet": "@Sue_Shi1 I wonder if my family has even thought about me today?"} +{"tweet": "Some guy is digging a hole in my yard"} +{"tweet": "I'm already getting stressed thinking about how much homework I will have every single night of my life this tri."} +{"tweet": "I looooove @sandikrakowski's tweets \\ud83d\\udc4c #OnPoint"} +{"tweet": "Races tonight with my main bish @LisaPeterson17 #TurnUp"} +{"tweet": "SUCK IT BOSTON!!"} +{"tweet": "Today is going to be brutal. I'm just not in the mood to be around other people."} +{"tweet": "@TanningM0n5t3r on my way"} +{"tweet": "I do not give a fuck what anyone else thinks. #dumbbitches"} +{"tweet": "@Alyssa_Marie65 ?"} +{"tweet": "@aselphd THANKS ANNA"} +{"tweet": "Everyday in basic will be a Monday for me"} +{"tweet": "@hay_itznanc just picture your self running over the finish line and your time being under 7 and then you will"} +{"tweet": "I feel sorry for sheltered kids... I couldn't think of a worse experience"} +{"tweet": "You're a fucking douche"} +{"tweet": "Looking forward to getting my new juice for my vape #happyvaper"} +{"tweet": "@Itjusthappened1 @ReaganFlora @mia__rios I'm going to cry so hard oh god"} +{"tweet": "@HarlieDanielle it blew up today!"} +{"tweet": "Roads are super icy already :/"} +{"tweet": "WOAHHHHHH"} +{"tweet": "@jabooty_QUIQUI @LilPFromThePack yeah I got some laughs out of it too"} +{"tweet": "This Apple taste like alcohol.. whaaaaaat?"} +{"tweet": "Is it possible to be this freaking happy."} +{"tweet": "I just like hoagies idk"} +{"tweet": "@goochmania @LokoStories ;)."} +{"tweet": "@softballsyd20 I have to work Saturday and Sunday and I'm taking Cap homecoming shopping Saturday after work"} +{"tweet": "If ur gonna foul someone don't let them make the shot. Foul hard #basketballcode"} +{"tweet": "honestly i would have gone strictly for tyler"} +{"tweet": "Best game ever ? Maybe."} +{"tweet": "@princessburr_xo @b_lowex3 @brandilynn82211 well then hell yeah it's fucking decided!! #IWILLBEMANAGER \\ud83d\\udc97\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "@yennna15 awwwh i wuv you jenna benna <3"} +{"tweet": "I'm as red as a fucking lobster."} +{"tweet": "#thewalkingdead"} +{"tweet": "@ColinK_YPR you're my favorite Colin."} +{"tweet": "I'm not one of those crazy girls #paramore #np"} +{"tweet": "@mnewton21 I know :( come see me soon!"} +{"tweet": "I slept from 5 pm to 8 am"} +{"tweet": "why is everyone being creepy with me already"} +{"tweet": "Thank you Pitt I am on the board. So is @zackwagner11 and @MrutterRutter\\n#Schellsquares"} +{"tweet": "@heyitskate1 I know there are all these people like #RollTide or #ND and I'm just like you've never even watched a game in your life, bye."} +{"tweet": "calories don't count on the weekend. I read that somewhere. #factual"} +{"tweet": "\\Depends\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I just want to be successful,"} +{"tweet": "@aperry120 gh"} +{"tweet": "A battle between two dragons is actually a deadly verbal debate. @ArmaObscura #skyrim"} +{"tweet": "say something to my friend one more fucking time"} +{"tweet": "Where's my cud bud when I need him? \\ud83d\\ude14 #chilly @yremogtnomd"} +{"tweet": "If this is what I get for telling you things, then am I suppose to just keep just from you or what? I'm sick of this bullshit."} +{"tweet": "\\@BrookBeezley: Don't worry Cameron I care for you!!! & you too Sam. \\ud83d\\ude0a My boys \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d @SamRichards15 @cameronsteele24\\\" #cousin #Sam \\ue32d\""} +{"tweet": "Some say that actions speak louder than words. But actions are temporary, words are forever"} +{"tweet": "@abbyturkowski @faithmanski \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@JulieMedick yes ma'am. I'll be there. Probably won't go back next year though."} +{"tweet": "@plandstra I'm having a hard time watching this."} +{"tweet": "Waking up for class tomorrow is gonna suck.."} +{"tweet": "Insta- throw up"} +{"tweet": "Like damn..I just fall too fast and too hard..and it's always for the assholes #killme"} +{"tweet": "@Mrs_James0628 oh! Nevermind then lol Mitch would get you there in 4 with his awesome driving lol"} +{"tweet": "But on a happy note, I got 3 new pairs of yoga pants today \\ud83c\\udf89"} +{"tweet": "How am I gonna tell my mom about the cow suit?"} +{"tweet": "Why don't you go back to your home on whore island"} +{"tweet": "I am so done with you"} +{"tweet": "It really don't matter where we go, as long as I'm ridin' with you."} +{"tweet": "@_Em_Jay__ It happened through amazing magic. Nothing to do now but accept it. December's on its way!"} +{"tweet": "I'm bad at snapchatting and texting, I just don't have patience for it anymore\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I want you out of my life"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udeb2\\ud83d\\udeb2. you're super adorable. you're fun to talk to. umm. we're hanging soon. & I have to ask you something."} +{"tweet": "@_katiepreston oh fuck you..."} +{"tweet": "@BIGdaddyCHAD1 I'm still laughing \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@KirkHerbstreit it is just one half. Lets see the entire year how it goes"} +{"tweet": "Wish things came as easy as they seem"} +{"tweet": "t. A cloud of blue light appeared above his head and rapidly brightened into a reflection on the interior wall of anothe"} +{"tweet": "@RachelRauen @PandaNig how nice of him. I always ask for extra biscuits so I can take them home. I'm now hungry for red lobster"} +{"tweet": "@adambudd perfect then my job is done"} +{"tweet": "Taylor's dad is so scary omfg"} +{"tweet": "@ToriKetcham about what?"} +{"tweet": "Every time I come to Dubois house I think of the events that occurred here last year"} +{"tweet": "."} +{"tweet": "Bdubs why heck yes #wings"} +{"tweet": "@SumShandy_Shane was there last night!"} +{"tweet": "Am I the only one that wants to have fun tonight? \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83c\\udfa7"} +{"tweet": "It don't even feel like 2"} +{"tweet": "@Bindleburg thanks \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Have you ever watched tattoo nightmares .? It's such a good show. You should Watch it. @JaiBrooks1"} +{"tweet": "2,600 goes to @c_dizzl3_ because i love her \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Planning in lifting!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Just_Ice_20 @NateStephens03 hahaha now now I think we all do it lol"} +{"tweet": "@aprilwill_1087 We were literally just there."} +{"tweet": "Planning @BriReardon and Evans wedding. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Shannon Dingman is sexy. #Subtweet"} +{"tweet": "I don't know what I want right now."} +{"tweet": "but I'm the bad person here. okay.."} +{"tweet": "@JTEmbry613 I'm sorry I didn't mean to \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I love diving, but I'm ready for this season to be over with"} +{"tweet": "Oh no, I let a psycho in my house"} +{"tweet": "My mom is so funny when she tries to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Holy headache! #imdying @Rdy_Blz @vrone2010"} +{"tweet": "@caila_linzell I feel you, I literally have NO hair, & it doesn't grow so I really shouldn't do anything to it but I'm getting bored soooo"} +{"tweet": "@davidhoang Read up on penguin suicide first"} +{"tweet": "@jacksimms16 money won is sweeter than money earned"} +{"tweet": "@Nina_Williamson at least I am not a slubberdegullion."} +{"tweet": "NP- More Trucks than Cars - Craig Morgan @brendeniezzi"} +{"tweet": "Organa had powered up the sensor array and #was running a scanner over the space station. \\Vape it,\\\" he said, looking aro\""} +{"tweet": "Me and this kid have gotten so close this summer. Ride or die bros for life #lovehim @TupperKyle"} +{"tweet": "We'r sorry but ur call cannot be completed as dialed plz check the # and dial agen.."} +{"tweet": "What is the vest piece of advice you have ever been given?"} +{"tweet": "Yea, I like everyone. \\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\ude0c\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "It's like a miracle \\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "Okay why did spoilers say Brooks wins?"} +{"tweet": "I love this place"} +{"tweet": "@boflexxx7 @Topher8213 @Blake_Windsor @bhoov20 @doyle_grant Bo will be the guy in the tank top."} +{"tweet": "The Devil went down to Georgia , he was looking for a soul to steal"} +{"tweet": "The struggles of being a girl.. Wanting to buy everything but you have to Christmas shop \\u270b\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "It turns girls on that I'm mysterious, I tell em I don't want nothin serious, even on a slow day I can have a three way... Chat"} +{"tweet": "@KiyahAmariii you could of fought me, you made a damn excuse. \\ud83d\\ude02 just stop. When I see you I see you according to you. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Spending Father's Day with @maddiebosch \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@EvaGiselle Note that I couldn't not lowercase the \\i\\\" in \\\"iMessage.\\\" Just wanted you to note that.\""} +{"tweet": "@MichaelBouchie @MichaelSchatzel my bad Julia's dads old house"} +{"tweet": "So much for watching Netflix."} +{"tweet": "@MikaelaKilbane good good :) ill go to all the home games !:)"} +{"tweet": "@dylanallen_14 no Dylan I have never been more sure of anything in my life"} +{"tweet": "How so?"} +{"tweet": "I can't stop reading the #BB15 feed updates! Neeed to go to bed! #obsessed"} +{"tweet": "@thugnastyy_ale Yeah. They need to take the fucker out now. He's wasted enough of tax payers money"} +{"tweet": "I need someone to tell me what to do"} +{"tweet": "Sam is my soulmate okay"} +{"tweet": "@alexxx3_26 I was thinking the same thing..wtf"} +{"tweet": "@GCFthatthing Suree .. & Jasmine just called me can we call you ?"} +{"tweet": "\\Why are you taking creatine? Your kidneys have already had enough alcohol damage!\\\" Missy\""} +{"tweet": "Maybe he can sing to me, too. Guys who can sing are always good.\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "\\@WhennBoys: Please don't give up on me. Because I'll never give up on you.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@ariannakarinnn not you haha but you won't text me back"} +{"tweet": "Literally just saw 20 people in the elevator, teachers included."} +{"tweet": "Haha I wanna be one of those people who thinks college is better than HS #SoMuchWork #FutureDoctorProbs"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@li___any: What's wrong with me\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "Your definitely a breath taker..\\ud83d\\ude32\\ud83d\\udca8"} +{"tweet": "@MelissaSufat1 the grammar police here was thinking that already. Ty for correcting lol."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Really getting nervous for Mogadore invitational on Friday. Probably one of hardest meets. #stressingout"} +{"tweet": "@Titzlardani win me anything?"} +{"tweet": "Calvin Harris blew my fucking mind #MIA"} +{"tweet": "My charger isn't working"} +{"tweet": "I can't believe that really just Fucking happened..."} +{"tweet": "@dparenteXO straight died when I saw that \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Why dwell on the past when the future is so bright?"} +{"tweet": "@maddie_tweed thanks madison"} +{"tweet": "Haha"} +{"tweet": "When he comes to your house at 11 just because he wanted a hug!! :)"} +{"tweet": "@JohnnyMixMatch nope, I clicked the right one \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Breakfast \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "#skywire"} +{"tweet": "I swear my Moms Lasana made my day! \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83c\\udf74"} +{"tweet": "@DuleHill been there... Snow too, and the salty roads #ThatAwkwardMoment"} +{"tweet": "@PaigeRau stop moaning in trying to sleep"} +{"tweet": "I have a folder on my computer called 1000 photos of Jennifer Lawrence but there's like 2000 photos haha I am normal"} +{"tweet": "Chad, there's a turkey underneath you. #worldofjenks"} +{"tweet": "Like accounting is just not happening tonight"} +{"tweet": "@b_randy12 beer magic?"} +{"tweet": "Really gotta work on my legs so I look good in this lumber dress!!!"} +{"tweet": "Maybe if you gave a damn about anyone but yourself this wouldn't have happened be considerate to the man who treats you like gold!"} +{"tweet": "@binky_luce @ZachPopely yea I should expect you at the rabbit show Zach"} +{"tweet": "@Official_Flick yeah right, that's two in a row bud. I should be calling these in Vegas!!"} +{"tweet": "these next two weeks will be hell \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\udcdd\\ud83d\\udcda\\ud83d\\udcd6\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd25\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "I actually live in New York though, yikes"} +{"tweet": "That Lewis guy off Cleveland State gets buckets!"} +{"tweet": "@abrewer2013 @kenzierae89 @livyg5 YOU GUYS MAKE ME HAPPY"} +{"tweet": "Had to handle some business"} +{"tweet": "This is only the beginning"} +{"tweet": "@FuckNoraa @FuckRelyk I new one more. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Just gonna tell you in case you forgot... but I can't wait to be a baseball player for Halloween.... @allypawson"} +{"tweet": "While your with him , you could've been with me ."} +{"tweet": "Don't even try to take this weapon from me, I like you more and more the lesser you breathe."} +{"tweet": "This has seriously been one of the worst days of my life"} +{"tweet": "I don't know how to say this but you fucked up"} +{"tweet": "Playing hockey is forever a dream \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@KeLski07 we're officially best friends."} +{"tweet": "@charla_24 they're always like this"} +{"tweet": "She's up all night to this song I'm up all night to get lucky"} +{"tweet": "My leg is moving by its lself"} +{"tweet": "Jacks snapchats lol"} +{"tweet": "When it looks like a chocolate chip cookie turns out its raisin :/ #trustissues lol"} +{"tweet": "Soooo, I should rage right now to @AshhhIsBoss buttttt I got shit to do...wait for tomorrow though \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Wyoming"} +{"tweet": "I'm convinced I'm not meant to be a best friend."} +{"tweet": "@MikeSemie good shit \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Wouldn\\u2019t want to be Aaron Hernandez today."} +{"tweet": "They couldn't even beat the #10 team."} +{"tweet": "I just heard someone describe LCHS chambers singers like a \\redneck Glee\\\". I'm not sure if that's a complement or an insult haha\""} +{"tweet": "@OccupyTheCage @ChrisWeidmanUFC Me too! Fingers crossed!!"} +{"tweet": "You're such a child."} +{"tweet": "Jeremy in the live acoustic video of Monument though he'S SO CUTE I CANT"} +{"tweet": "If all goes well I should be able to go home from the hospital tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Got a three day traveling schedule this week for insurance. Ought to be busy."} +{"tweet": "This game is boring me and homework is just not an option anymore."} +{"tweet": "The truest confessions are often not given to a priest but too a neighbor, the very icon we sinned against when we forgot to love."} +{"tweet": "Ya mom took her teeth out for me."} +{"tweet": "Glad that shitty season is over. Good riddance Cheik #TeamLions"} +{"tweet": "I should not be aloud to interact socially. #what #cantfunction"} +{"tweet": "I've barely gotten to talk to my girl all day & I feel so bad.\\nMy one job & I do it terribly."} +{"tweet": "@JackieNagle13 what happen?!?"} +{"tweet": "Most people I know avoid deep conversations. Why is that? I feel like you learn so much about someone in those moments"} +{"tweet": "You call me your best-friend, but I only exist when we're texting. You feel unwanted? That's exactly how you make me feel."} +{"tweet": "@mmmaxiee_ eat an ass like a fuckin baboon"} +{"tweet": "Beach cameltoe ! #awesome"} +{"tweet": "@lyrical4ever OH that one the lovely lady was playing?! #wonderful"} +{"tweet": "That chocolate cupcake from panera.....holy delicious \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@szirinsky @CBS you could care less about this murder investigation! you're interested in positive, humane imagery. #TrustMe"} +{"tweet": "@lacandace already 3 times today"} +{"tweet": "don't even know the last time I painted my nails because of my job\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@Tony09s I'm not that worried about it, honestly, just figured I may get some one else who knows perspectives. I don't know jack about SS"} +{"tweet": "@Jbarbeemusic so enjoyed the show in Columbus OH. You look and sound like a perfect addition ro the band. Lookin forward seein u play again!"} +{"tweet": "you're just making this THAT much easier"} +{"tweet": "I'm so stupid for watching criminal minds before I go to bed\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@jbryant31 I'm just kidding. I didn't have anything better to come back with."} +{"tweet": "Cheer camp 2013 is over! #sadtweet #senior"} +{"tweet": "Kellen is my psychologist."} +{"tweet": "And I can't spell"} +{"tweet": "Snapchat is kinda neat"} +{"tweet": "I've never seen my dad cry until I came home after the explosion"} +{"tweet": "I've never cried as much as I did tonight"} +{"tweet": "Why must my doctor go on vacation to Florida just weeks before my baby is due. Omg! \\ud83d\\ude27"} +{"tweet": "So pissed off I can't go to sleep."} +{"tweet": "I might frame it"} +{"tweet": "This rain must cease \\ud83d\\ude45\\ud83d\\udeab\\ud83d\\udd1a\\u2757"} +{"tweet": "ugh..."} +{"tweet": "Really wish I still had my Luke Bryan tickets! Fuckkkk shouldn't of sold them. Don't have to work Sunday! @PatricSkoglund @thematlas"} +{"tweet": "@RohniLynn @kay_nari15 @JoelynRose sounds perfectly amazing to me"} +{"tweet": "@17MegJayyy heck yes! \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I'd rather spend my Saturday night with you but there is no \\you\\\" ... It's only me\""} +{"tweet": "People will record any thing now days"} +{"tweet": "@OH_MY_J0SH_ is it over for the day!?"} +{"tweet": "@wooodrow33 whyyy? Lol"} +{"tweet": "Hm, welllll."} +{"tweet": ":("} +{"tweet": "@Espngreeny yeah I do see an intense battle...for second place! Seahawks take it goin away!"} +{"tweet": "Ready for next weekend \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "People.. It's not the wellness center, it's not the fitness center.. It's the rec. #msuprobs"} +{"tweet": "I am not 12 years old fuck off"} +{"tweet": "It's crazy to think that range rovers are actually made for off-road use when I'm used to seeing them pulled up by rich families at my job"} +{"tweet": "Ewh."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udfb6I've made some bad decisions I'll admit that freely\\ud83c\\udfb6It's just that life tastes sweeter when it's wrapped in debauchery\\ud83c\\udfb6 \\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc28 @thewombats"} +{"tweet": "@_RaeBanz_ @gabbb_ilicious \\ud83d\\ude4b me 3!!"} +{"tweet": "A warm blanket>>>"} +{"tweet": "Dear Kent State. If you see a white girl passed out on campus who looks dead in a neon hoodie & sparkly Uggs.. Don't wake her up. \\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "I might die on the superman"} +{"tweet": "@Thomas420Train it's beautiful out, just did a 3 mile bike ride"} +{"tweet": "Wish I had friends"} +{"tweet": "So legitimate question, What's the difference between a draft and conscription?"} +{"tweet": "@Jwade7_NBA he's going to be on the cowboys bench next year count on it"} +{"tweet": "You won't break us."} +{"tweet": "And things are getting better and better..."} +{"tweet": "Today is the official 1 year that we've been in our new home! Went by so fast \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@Jose_Moline they don't show NFL games on the history channel."} +{"tweet": "How I Met Your Mother is definitely my new tv show!"} +{"tweet": "@CaseyW_8 Obviously from someone who is very clever. \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "If its a good dude that will treat you right I'm happy (:"} +{"tweet": "You grabbing on my sheets and hitting notes like your Mariah"} +{"tweet": "I hate justice"} +{"tweet": "@kmcmahon92 you want me to FaceTime you"} +{"tweet": "I'm using my backpack charger for the first time. It's sweet. #technology"} +{"tweet": "Kill to smoke the blunt waiting in the car"} +{"tweet": "nowadays, legs spread faster than rumors."} +{"tweet": "@joegalactic you still have to put in 7 hrs #welcomeback"} +{"tweet": "Ugh"} +{"tweet": "I want to go home and take a nice long hot shower, shave my legs and everything!! #Be2:55Already"} +{"tweet": "\\I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A STALKER OR SOMETHING! OH MY GOD I THINK IM GONNA CRY THIS IS JUST TERRIBLE\\\" @elkinsavanah\""} +{"tweet": "If done right this next tattoo will be badass."} +{"tweet": "My pandora shut off mid jam saying I was out.. #mystrug"} +{"tweet": "@diaralyz_x3 haha love you beautiful"} +{"tweet": "Whyd Dom just walk into me I almost fell over"} +{"tweet": "@sydmarieeee hahaha that's honestly hilarious \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Let's go to the clubbbbbb RIGHT NOWWWWW"} +{"tweet": "I have no respect for people who like mustaches so much."} +{"tweet": "#wwe What's up with this. Haha!"} +{"tweet": "Good bet Aaron Hernandez's first call is to Ray Lewis' old lawyer."} +{"tweet": "@SydneyBGlasmyre roger that! Did ya copy that, cccopy cat? Sorry I had to haha"} +{"tweet": "It's like an unspoken rule that jeeps park next to other jeeps #jeeplife"} +{"tweet": "@loporo16 @AustinClear1 that's my senior quote!"} +{"tweet": "I have the best friends anyone could ask for \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "What matters is God is still God & he holds it together."} +{"tweet": "@Lets_GetSkinny Amen to that."} +{"tweet": "@GWaggener well I don't say that word, so, screw"} +{"tweet": "Just for back from 4h & now eating a pork chop. Hmm. \\ud83d\\udc37\\ud83d\\udc3d"} +{"tweet": "@RedSox That's \\whose\\\" not \\\"who's\\\". Maybe a spelling class while you're there? ;-)\""} +{"tweet": "@buddharachie 55 bucks"} +{"tweet": "The amount of work I did today is unreal"} +{"tweet": "Omg going to be so late to class."} +{"tweet": "@shelbywilsonnnn @dis_deee do it you won't"} +{"tweet": "val rules riveted deep in her psyche, to engage him from the bridge of a battleship as if that somehow #sanctified her ac"} +{"tweet": "@katelyn_swift that thought runs through my mind on a daily basis haha"} +{"tweet": "@REWROTE the next Ed Hardy project?"} +{"tweet": "#bitch"} +{"tweet": "@YanetArredondo hahhahha okay!"} +{"tweet": "@AutumnGrossman did he have a reason"} +{"tweet": "If you sing the acoustic version of gas pedal to me you can have all of my \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "history repeats itself.."} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna go to outback?"} +{"tweet": "I made the choice to walk away and now I regret it #cantavoidyou"} +{"tweet": "Hey, I'm not sure if you know, but bitchiness isn't an attractive quality."} +{"tweet": "In case anyone wasn't aware, I made the best dark chocolate cheesecake and strawberry cheesecake over the weekend. Probs a new fav."} +{"tweet": "@ThatNiggaTeedum excuses excuses babe"} +{"tweet": "@Crittyditty23 love you too black friend"} +{"tweet": "Babysitting. .."} +{"tweet": "Heavy on the makeup light on the dress"} +{"tweet": "@GasMonkeyGarage I dot that all the time"} +{"tweet": "@aunderwooood_ lol I miss you guys"} +{"tweet": "@kzieff Thanks!"} +{"tweet": "@0hMyMarissa uh sitting I'm your bed starving cause you don't wanna cook is tooo"} +{"tweet": "I judge scary movies by how hard it is to fall asleep after watching them"} +{"tweet": "Great night tonight with Him>>>>>, now off to bed. #goodtime #nite"} +{"tweet": "@PL_a_UR damn... That was harsh. I'm just gonna go to sleep now..."} +{"tweet": "If you tip $5 I love you"} +{"tweet": "I ask for a little helo from my dad on carry stuff in and he says nah you got it thanks dad I'm bring in over 20 boxes over 30 pounds each"} +{"tweet": "@Jessica_Wright7. Don't tease me love Lol"} +{"tweet": "@iblamejared hahaha I enjoy that as well."} +{"tweet": "@iTeekay1 not tonight I already ate. What about tomorrow??"} +{"tweet": "Some people seriously need to be taught a lesson"} +{"tweet": "@MeMyself__Irene well i don't get off till 5 so what a coincidence!"} +{"tweet": "RIP Shane Gandee"} +{"tweet": "Stop."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "The only thing I eat now are peanut butter sandwiches. #obsessed"} +{"tweet": "@DebinChanel ohhhh yeah!"} +{"tweet": "Nicholas Sparks is a genius #romcoms #allnight"} +{"tweet": "Sad night for the yellow jackets, but nothing will change the love that those boys have for the game. #JacketNation"} +{"tweet": "Don't buy the BS, if you had your information taken from the target hackers, your PIN numbers are available to them..."} +{"tweet": "Got 3rd place in 16n under... Lets see how the 14n under do this weekend.. Nice Job Ladies #softball"} +{"tweet": "Sleep never sounded so good"} +{"tweet": "@KellyKotur 5:25 central i think"} +{"tweet": "Here till three #fuckkkk"} +{"tweet": "I miss the upsides to having a man in my life"} +{"tweet": "Wind 4 mph W. Barometer 30.24 in, Rising slowly. Temperature 56.3 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 50%"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to do something??"} +{"tweet": "@DBELKO @NoTwiterBraulio @6thGradeSwagger @Son_Gatos_Aqui well played sir, well played."} +{"tweet": "@omgitsallieb ....this is so scary \\ud83d\\ude30 people are insane"} +{"tweet": "I just now got Rileys twitta name \\ud83d\\ude02 #blondeprobz"} +{"tweet": "Wonderful day in Center City Philly. Had eye exam, ordered cool glasses, did Pilates at Thrive Rittenhouse, heading for dinner at D'Angelos."} +{"tweet": "@Johnstonm59 the math teacher have back the test. You know what to do"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to throw up"} +{"tweet": "It's such a happy feeling thinking of all the memories you kind of forgot about \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Ghost is fun but not to fond of the maps. But on bright side we undefeated"} +{"tweet": "I hate being home alone!"} +{"tweet": "After graduation a two week hideaway in Hawaii will be nice to just recharge my batteries"} +{"tweet": "Yup. I feel like death right now."} +{"tweet": "Hmmm"} +{"tweet": "@DoxieSiege that sounds like less than fun =("} +{"tweet": "Trying not to think about my math quiz tomorrow that I just learned the lesson for. #sigh"} +{"tweet": "@alexgoot chobani!"} +{"tweet": "I think I wear the color black more than I do anything\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Jeans < Sweats < Leggings/Yoga Pants < Nothing"} +{"tweet": "HALFTIME: Cocke County boys lead Hardin Valley 32-30 as Kimbel Thornton hits 3 at the horn"} +{"tweet": "Tammy was just like we are gonna go for a walk brb. And Fred was like we'll be right back we are gonna go makeout in the bathroom. Lolz."} +{"tweet": "I feel like I've been up for forever and a day #goodnightt"} +{"tweet": "Late night drives >>>>"} +{"tweet": "@slkendaldavis for sure! That works too. Maybe you can switch it up later."} +{"tweet": "Can we all chill out and remember that it's just A BATHING SUIT LOLOLOL how many fucking girls post bathing suit pics daily PLZ REMIND ME"} +{"tweet": "Where are the buses???!!! Are you on your way back to the best town in the Commonwealth??!! #Richtown"} +{"tweet": "@BuffettSongs @ugateeoff that's a Guy Clark song"} +{"tweet": "I got u a mood change."} +{"tweet": "@Real_Liam_Payne Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you have an amazing day! \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "#peaceful \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "I remembered when doe used to be a female deer now it's just an everyday word in the thug language"} +{"tweet": "Off Cape. See ya later!"} +{"tweet": "The Walking Dead in Black/White adds so much to the show it's insane"} +{"tweet": "Time for bed."} +{"tweet": "@kierstennm the picture won't load"} +{"tweet": "avs beat the blackhawks 5-1. let's make this an annual win, shall we? it's my new favorite thing"} +{"tweet": "When your giving it your best , and it's just not good enough . #sucks"} +{"tweet": "@_missamira I used to work at the buckle so I know.. And I have several pairs of Rocks.."} +{"tweet": "Why does no one ever wanna hang with me ...?"} +{"tweet": "\\I don't care about anyone else. I just wanna be good enough for you.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for tomorrow\\ud83d\\ude04 @Kblents"} +{"tweet": "Oh AFTER I get ready my dad says I don't have to go. Okay."} +{"tweet": "The night lights here are on a timer. \\ud83d\\udca1"} +{"tweet": "The fact that it's almost 6 and its still not dark out >>"} +{"tweet": "@SoundmanCA the istreamer will work without a android tablet as well?"} +{"tweet": "I've been trying to download this one game online for HOURS UPON HOURS. Please I just wanna play \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Applying for Marco's pizza! Me and my mom\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@travis_xxx hahaha the two teams with the highest odds"} +{"tweet": "harry potter always makes me want to speak with a british accent"} +{"tweet": "Oreo balls >>>>> \\ue106\\ue106\\ue106"} +{"tweet": "@CoquiArro23 true,but you need great endurance for 400meter repeats."} +{"tweet": "@Crystallbabby otay :)) I can't wait! Were gonna go wild."} +{"tweet": "Our master? Jesus is the only one that can cover our failures and only by his blood. Embrace him and rejoice! Good news!!"} +{"tweet": "Why isn't instagram working \\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "You know you are a redneck when you are doing the dishes and you find a can of WD40 in the bottom of the sink."} +{"tweet": "If you see my bit just tell him I miss his smileeee."} +{"tweet": "I wish I could FaceTime in the car \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "I can never do anything right"} +{"tweet": "Forever listening to Thrift Shop \\ue00e\\ue420\\ue41f @kyliedishman @CheySimpkins"} +{"tweet": "Doing a lot for someone and not getting the same in return #shitty"} +{"tweet": "@GabbyDesjardins @samprovencher I'm already home we should all be best friends"} +{"tweet": "@brodiebrazilCSN THANK YOU"} +{"tweet": "Scheduled my phone payment a day early by mistake. Fuck."} +{"tweet": "@realhoodnigguh not a fan"} +{"tweet": "Having to study during summer should be illegal \\ud83d\\ude20\\u270f\\ud83d\\udcd9\\ud83d\\udcd8"} +{"tweet": "Just ordered jimmy johns to be delivered to me at work. That kinda night."} +{"tweet": "@Woodbeck6 might visit ya today lad."} +{"tweet": "So relaxed, I love not having to worry about school \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "I'm not gonna sit here and do this to my self .. Whatever \\ud83d\\ude35"} +{"tweet": "@keleighlashae I'm trying to fight the temptation! \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@maggiechilson Love you too girl!!"} +{"tweet": "@tatyanaaponchuc Kylie is the one who is 15, Kendall is 17 silly"} +{"tweet": "Too conservative Colts"} +{"tweet": "What happened to global warming?...were in the ice age"} +{"tweet": "I should've done the polar bear plunge with the Elk Lake team! \\ud83d\\ude21 #shit #ohwell"} +{"tweet": "Girls who label themselves as \\country\\\" because they sit on a quad and take a picture of themselves. Oh please.. I ride every chance I get.\""} +{"tweet": "\\u30ea\\u30a2\\u53cb\\u7cde\\u3084\\u306a"} +{"tweet": "@DiemerMichael @bvierengel96 shit is going to go down as in lits of conditioning"} +{"tweet": "For real never been this mad. .. And I'm just waking up"} +{"tweet": "Happy #ValentinesDay my tweets!! \\ud83d\\udc9d\\ud83d\\udc98\\ud83d\\udc8c\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "When school is finally over, I'm just gonna sleep for the entire first week of summer. #tired."} +{"tweet": "I miss you .."} +{"tweet": "@ThatCastoKid you're a whorse"} +{"tweet": "@DailyDose0fTeen I think he was pretty bummed"} +{"tweet": "Ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?"} +{"tweet": "I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SOFTBALL \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "#476 still snowing!"} +{"tweet": "there really isn't enough hours in a day 24 just isn't enough real talk"} +{"tweet": "You're so cute when you're slurring your speech, but they're closing the bar and they want us to leave."} +{"tweet": "I love waiting for the bus... its just so funn"} +{"tweet": "Had to buy age rewind stuff because I have such bad bags under my eyes...... the joys of being in the army"} +{"tweet": "Ravens oh ravens \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "save a horse, ride a cowboy."} +{"tweet": "An unlikely win indeed."} +{"tweet": "I cannot stand waking up early"} +{"tweet": "So pissed off"} +{"tweet": "@DerekHasNoSwag or on @IntentionalTalk's #GotHeeeem he got played just like the rest of us."} +{"tweet": "Sex. Lets talk about me and you"} +{"tweet": "According to the school bookstore my books are going to cost $900...that's not okay"} +{"tweet": "@ladygaga have you ever been to San Francisco?"} +{"tweet": "I wanna sleep for daysss"} +{"tweet": "@YungTreX biggest mistake your life lol"} +{"tweet": "The Christmas Story is my all time favorite Christmas movie. And Elf. :)"} +{"tweet": "So upset I feel like I could actually throw up"} +{"tweet": "I hope I can find someone someday to love me as much as you still love her."} +{"tweet": "@Real_Liam_Payne I love the scruff! You look older and yummy haha xxx"} +{"tweet": "Flacco could win 15 Super Bowls and he'd still suck...and not be marketable enough for Ugg. #truth"} +{"tweet": "Last time I'm nice to you and ask what's wrong. Fuck you too."} +{"tweet": "Think like a man\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Damn auto correct! Lmao #fuckyou"} +{"tweet": "If I could kill cold weather I would. Not for me for everyone else too of coarse"} +{"tweet": "Your annoying"} +{"tweet": "I rode the bull! So did amber! \\nRound two!"} +{"tweet": "I'll wear leggings if I want"} +{"tweet": "Got a $150 nike gift card from work for Christmas and can't decide on what to spend it on"} +{"tweet": "@JakeFisherrr jake"} +{"tweet": "There is everything in this burrito"} +{"tweet": "Starbucks is calling my name this morning"} +{"tweet": "You are really going to ask my out by text?! Haha you're funny! #beaman"} +{"tweet": "my pop is the best \\ud83d\\udc97\\ud83d\\udc74"} +{"tweet": "@daisy_mo24 bro you missed out....... It was so good."} +{"tweet": "@Natasha_Farrow I think that's impossible"} +{"tweet": "Someone should bring me ice cream. \\ud83c\\udf66\\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "Well how about that Cardinal Nation is headed to the World Series with a shutout of The Dodgers!!! What you got to say about that :-)"} +{"tweet": "@kelliegraf @vonnie95 I have to say I'm so excited you guys are both coming up to visit me ASAP"} +{"tweet": "I don't think I've ever been so stressed about a test score."} +{"tweet": "I'm on my third cup of tea and I'm about to get wild."} +{"tweet": "So happy about all these tweets about the update cause now I know not to \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83c\\udf49"} +{"tweet": "I want you back, I need you back 'cuz that's all I know \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@HeyDollWsp you're welcome \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "American Horror Story in 10 minutes"} +{"tweet": "About to lose my fucking mind \\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Channing tatum in The Vow??! #sexy >>>>>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "Wow."} +{"tweet": "someone in work told me last night that a normal person touches their face about 8,000 times a \\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "I spent only five hours out of my bed today and I regret not one second of that decision. #lazy #home"} +{"tweet": "@shoshawnaa I'm sure everyone does."} +{"tweet": "I want last summer #now"} +{"tweet": "I love Michigan State though\\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "@3tjfrederick3 may just have to cleanse to the world together. #drowningdemons"} +{"tweet": "@Tommyboy6381 @AliRaupers and a swordfish"} +{"tweet": "Annoyed already"} +{"tweet": "Test stress me out honestly."} +{"tweet": "I hate falling asleep when I get home from school because then i never sleep at night"} +{"tweet": "#fuck #you"} +{"tweet": "I want you to give me a chance"} +{"tweet": "All you do is add to my stress #stop"} +{"tweet": "@ljnewman69 stop shopping for candles on amazon and order some moes"} +{"tweet": "Lesson of the day- don't send @rosshanna85 out to buy TP. He will bring home stuff that is as thin as rice paper. #yadontgocheapontp"} +{"tweet": "@benjyman hey fuckhead enjoy your easter jackass!"} +{"tweet": "Cleaning everyone is so crabby or maybe it's just me either way I need a vacation ."} +{"tweet": "actually kind of excited for this team building thing lol \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "Should be at the beach right now"} +{"tweet": "This day already blows"} +{"tweet": "@deycallmehISH wonder what happened to us?!:)"} +{"tweet": "@bonjourshelby just wanted you to know I went to target today and bought a baguette.... without u :("} +{"tweet": "Timber. Always."} +{"tweet": "Just think of the children....even if there is no snow day....give us a snow day....and snow day for the children #children"} +{"tweet": "#goodbye"} +{"tweet": "I'm young, but I've been through a lot."} +{"tweet": "I hope that Cinderella or The Lion King is next"} +{"tweet": "Being in school and being sick is the worst \\ud83d\\ude35"} +{"tweet": "I literally hate you."} +{"tweet": "Idc how many favorites or likes you get; just hope mines the only one that matters."} +{"tweet": "I need a little kitten to cuddle with\\ud83d\\udc31"} +{"tweet": "Why is this song in my head? Blame in on the aaaaalcohol."} +{"tweet": "I'm prepared for @Krista_Bayus18 to kill me today"} +{"tweet": "I didn't think it was possible but Brandon has gotten crazier. #Survivor #BatShitCrazy"} +{"tweet": "In all reality the juniors destroyed everyone"} +{"tweet": "Even if I make millions of dollars when I'm older. I'm still cutting my own grass"} +{"tweet": "@Taylor_Pfeiffer I have no clue. But I believe in you!"} +{"tweet": "@spittingven0m be safe"} +{"tweet": "@kaitypoff please."} +{"tweet": "I'm on a hunt for the best tasting chewing gum"} +{"tweet": "Can not wait for Seth to be home , ahhhh \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@BradyPando running ...\\ud83c\\udfc3"} +{"tweet": "Odd future pandora all day #OFWGKTA"} +{"tweet": "@NCISLA_CBS @chrisodonnell #sam better hurry up! @llcoolj"} +{"tweet": "Where the hell is the movie???? @ChiefNick_ @keenanbryan09 @airwyatt"} +{"tweet": "So, I haven't gotten a letter in 4 days... \\ud83d\\ude21 Mood is predictable. For those of you who don't think that's a lot, it is. Way too much."} +{"tweet": "Aaaaand still no text"} +{"tweet": "I'm Preachin To Y'all. So Can I Get An Amen?!?"} +{"tweet": "@SteveLaddMusic ur welcome. Just bein honest. When u get a great song, awesome vocals &a truly Inspiring message it's hard not 2get happy :)"} +{"tweet": "i'm not even funny y'all, i'm just weird"} +{"tweet": "This is my last first day of school #BitterSweet #sad \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I better get to see @KirstenMarie22 and Liam today! \\u263a\\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "@effyeezy stoppppp"} +{"tweet": "I'm jus tryna keep breathing right now. Hang in there lil lungs hang in there"} +{"tweet": "Having a mental break down during Finals..."} +{"tweet": "@bri_price7 hell no. I cried with joy. Did you read the book or see the old movie?;p"} +{"tweet": "My senior year should be like grease \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@TylerLWells @ryan_tahaha12 @therealcolston @zak_cho @rives_anna @djdoes98 hey Tyler"} +{"tweet": "ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\\nCurrent Temperature 40.6 F,\\nHumidity 94% ,\\nWind 0.0 MPH\\nDirection 0\\n#weather"} +{"tweet": "Think I could rap to BAD by Wale now, been jammin that alllday and night! Hah"} +{"tweet": "I don't think my bed has felt so good"} +{"tweet": "The fact that there needs to be a discussion about whether blackface is racist or not shows that racism is still a problem in this country."} +{"tweet": "I'm somewhere sunny and 75\\u2600\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "@Princesscvb totally understandable"} +{"tweet": "There's no way in hell Grand Canyon dude is legit. They wouldn't risk a dude falling to his death on national tv"} +{"tweet": "@haille_sw33ty it's okay. It bothers me that people would talks so badly about someone. But I'm not on any sides. I just want peace"} +{"tweet": "@classicbrennan Thank you! I love you too"} +{"tweet": "I Wish You The Best. #Forreal"} +{"tweet": "I SHOULD MAKE COOKIES"} +{"tweet": "@RCshumway #classicmixup"} +{"tweet": "A brotha needs a haircut"} +{"tweet": "@DanaPerino @FNTheFive #beautiful boy"} +{"tweet": "@ciara_1998 my mom has pictures lololol"} +{"tweet": "When I get married, like 4 out of 5 of my bridesmaids will be girls that I work with."} +{"tweet": "Watching Insidious 2! #Sick #LazyDay"} +{"tweet": "Just want Thomas Rhett's album to be on YouTube already \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "I've never been this happy in my life!"} +{"tweet": "Driving behind a Maserati in traffic is dangerous. Especially with my driving record"} +{"tweet": "@ASStha_ >>>>>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@sam_mad5's tweets > #sorelatable"} +{"tweet": "when my mom asks who's here and I say I think jess and my mom says \\oh yay your drunk sisters home...\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Why do we have to live 8 states away from each other?"} +{"tweet": "You can drive from Alaska to Massachusetts did you know that omg!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Ohh Macbeth. \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "I don't care what you think about me. James Blunt thinks I'm beautiful."} +{"tweet": "@CME_mommy allergies and sinuses are acting up. Everyone except Dev has a runny nose. How is your group?"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could@favorite my own tweets"} +{"tweet": "@Demetraz ur not alone girl \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@2MutchJon it's the same thing!"} +{"tweet": "Wow why can't I message her? Two years back I could easily talk to her now I can't."} +{"tweet": "Russians are such bad drivers"} +{"tweet": "You are making me uneasy"} +{"tweet": "GRONK is the greg oden of the #NFL it was fun while it lasted #CareerEnding"} +{"tweet": "@OfficialAceKiD @Jason_K12 adam Sandler"} +{"tweet": "Time to sleep. I work in 9 hours."} +{"tweet": "Sleeping on the way is impossible with my mom driving...\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Guess who saved money by being a youth size! #thisgirl #youthlarge \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "He's on the line of being as weird as us @_KarlitosWay_"} +{"tweet": "@VictorVeidt is the problem. He signed the contract but the media making him out to be a bigot is a true atrocity."} +{"tweet": "Means I gotta get my nails off.. :/"} +{"tweet": "Popeyes forgot to sens me that code for the free meal"} +{"tweet": "If you have never shot a twelve gauge you are not country."} +{"tweet": "Happy Father's Day dad I love and miss you."} +{"tweet": "i will learn to cope with this new hair"} +{"tweet": "That's so fucking trashy."} +{"tweet": "so happy to be able to watch football today! #gopackgo"} +{"tweet": "@BarrelRacer_lab I love you to the moon and back!!!! Just wanted you to know I'm here for you if you ever need anything!!!!:)"} +{"tweet": "I have not been my self today at all"} +{"tweet": "I miss zach"} +{"tweet": "@Laurencee35 or most accomplished. #donthate"} +{"tweet": "Wait, didn't you graduate?"} +{"tweet": "Go with passion or payment? #futureplanning #decisions"} +{"tweet": "This jokers marathon is great"} +{"tweet": "@Gregory_Dean1 everybody look!!! Greg said he's a Florida State fan!!!"} +{"tweet": "@theprodigy603 what are you doing"} +{"tweet": "@TaylorAnn67 it just happened \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I've ate like 16 cookies lol yolo"} +{"tweet": "@tyYOUR_shoes you are!!"} +{"tweet": "I apologize in advance to anyone who has to look at me today."} +{"tweet": "I'm tired at this time? #illgowithit"} +{"tweet": "Any chance you could stay right here? and never go away"} +{"tweet": "I had to go to sheetz today. Not only am I sick but I'm also depressed #TeamWAWA"} +{"tweet": "Debra Morgan :(\\n#Dexter"} +{"tweet": "@R_Semanko knew it"} +{"tweet": "@l_BossLadii_l love you too"} +{"tweet": "After helping my grandpa with hours of yardwork, I can honestly say that was the best shower I've ever taken!"} +{"tweet": "@vonkramer24 thanks baby \\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Everyone's at Dicks."} +{"tweet": "Butterflies.... HATE THEM."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I thank God for all the little blessings in my life each day.. #thankful #blessed"} +{"tweet": "I have an essay, current events paper, chemistry work and princ. of tech papers all due tomorrow. Someone come do them for me \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@Colton_Graham13 Did they get the call right?"} +{"tweet": "I. Can't. Sleep. #blimey"} +{"tweet": "@raychelsoup This woman looks like the old pope."} +{"tweet": "So exhausted"} +{"tweet": "@est4life910 HELLO!!!!!!! ;-) Dear Gaythan, this is what a real man's man looks like! @GroundLevelUp"} +{"tweet": "Good thing I'm probably not going to do any of my homework"} +{"tweet": "@livnicoletti aw I've always wanted to go to one"} +{"tweet": "So excited for the bruins penguins tonight"} +{"tweet": "@Moblankenship too late :)"} +{"tweet": "@zaquarian pass that"} +{"tweet": "Ready to get back to Michigan :) never thought I'd say that lol"} +{"tweet": "New south park episode !!!! #tohype"} +{"tweet": "Radioactive, radioactive \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "But there is some people, I don't give two fucks about. Be I a bad mood , idgafffff!"} +{"tweet": "I'm so drained .. \\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "I need someone to watch over me while I sleep\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@nicole_tomczyk @BrianaNicole32 @hnichols_09 @felton_julia miss you guys :) lets hang out later this week \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "My obsession with crunching ice is pretty ridiculous \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "@NikkiHicks8 what an awesome profile pic you have"} +{"tweet": "Only a fool trips on what is behind him."} +{"tweet": "So proud of my girls. We best Kalamazoo Christian both games. 10-7 and 15-5. #proud"} +{"tweet": "I couldn't be any happier with the way my break went."} +{"tweet": "I like the remix version of cruise w/ Nelly better than the original version. #judgeme \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Love seeing that for an hour"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow is gonna be so awesome"} +{"tweet": "@rachelparuta tweet them"} +{"tweet": "@hibsk7 how I have came across this one?"} +{"tweet": "I really don't mean to look so pissed off all the time. That's just how my face is."} +{"tweet": "@Erin_Starbright well I'm game for that \\ud83d\\udc4d atleast it wasn't a no"} +{"tweet": "@bound_broadway oh thanks!"} +{"tweet": "where's Syd"} +{"tweet": "Quizzing sister on Science....my favorite #nofucks"} +{"tweet": "#stranded"} +{"tweet": "@Puffin_purple_O the one with glasses?"} +{"tweet": "Getting real tired of the bullshit"} +{"tweet": "if I could go back to the day we met, I'm sorry, I'd turn around and walk the other way."} +{"tweet": "@zacheryhiggins @modglinjustin @bscott1221 i believe this was uncalled for lol how do you know I haven't improved?"} +{"tweet": "I touched so many butts last night."} +{"tweet": "Inside the car like damn computer"} +{"tweet": "@ryliefarinha won't send me a pic of pippa. Such a hoe"} +{"tweet": "Come here"} +{"tweet": "@jordanenglish27 that sounds terrible."} +{"tweet": "Great time @ W. Carrollton Vocal Boosters Ice Cream Social! Our new #Hairbows were a hit & our team spirit #hairfalls had everyone excited!"} +{"tweet": "I want you to burn my bridges down"} +{"tweet": "@Ashlynn_Ohmm I had one touchdown and about 90 yards rushing but I didn't really play dalton burns did good though"} +{"tweet": "Abed-This guy is creepy......Troy- yeah, if there was a human version of Scrooge McDuck this guy is it."} +{"tweet": "If it was real wouldn't we have gotten a single by now?"} +{"tweet": "I feel so sick to my stomach.."} +{"tweet": "@brecowher I know! God damn"} +{"tweet": "Contrary to popular belief, Hayden doesn't like pizza as much as you guys seem to think"} +{"tweet": "Now accepting movie buddies because I'm not making it to 2 am. \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@travis_xxx douche"} +{"tweet": "@IMS I will be there. Awesome day to watch some cars"} +{"tweet": "@danierobb you aren't getting the good ones #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "Go ahead, go nuts, go apeshit."} +{"tweet": "I have Wednesdays off at work now yaaayyyy for summer pool days!!!"} +{"tweet": "@iRagingDuck @littlewardo so we only play 2 games?"} +{"tweet": "I'm in her head like Maybelline. \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@Jess_Love001 i sowwy \\ud83d\\ude2a i miss you alot too im seriously gunna try to come to baltimore soon lol"} +{"tweet": "The team that wins really worked fir it tonight"} +{"tweet": "Be my football boy that I can lose my voice over and greet after games."} +{"tweet": "@Veatchisthename @haybay_time she hates me.. She won't come see me."} +{"tweet": "@2_Amandaz @danniiidayy @TylerJohnGall whose face am I suppose to leave it on?"} +{"tweet": "@Samaay_ Uh whaaaaaat?!"} +{"tweet": "@cher Your bod goes thru so much after surgery, honey. Every red blood cell is freaking. \\Trouble, boys! 1 paw down!! Send help!\\\" Rest!! XO\""} +{"tweet": "@Angela_Lahr Prom?"} +{"tweet": "@lydking looks like you won't be using a zip car anytime soon!"} +{"tweet": "Glad I've twiddled my thumbs all night waiting to get the living room to myself just to find out The Bachelor didn't record again."} +{"tweet": "95%"} +{"tweet": "SUPER STONED RIGHT NOW!!"} +{"tweet": "This week has been rough"} +{"tweet": "Okay don't love me see if I care"} +{"tweet": "@ToriToriToriTor you have no idea, I go to the gym every single day it's ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "Happy Halloween\\ud83c\\udf83\\ud83d\\udc7b"} +{"tweet": "Might be getting a car. I am so spoiled. \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude97"} +{"tweet": "Every laser tag call I make over the intercom today is going to sound obnoxious and ridiculous. #Sundays"} +{"tweet": "I love that it's summer because I can watch Kelly and Michael every morning! :-)"} +{"tweet": "I've been so fucking tired lately... I hate it.\\ud83d\\ude11 I want to be productive & shit."} +{"tweet": "@KevinSpacey I watched #HouseofCards all night last night and had a nightmare that you were after me."} +{"tweet": "Do Guys Think Its Unnatractive To Be A Female Marine ?"} +{"tweet": "sorry I'm happy and your bitchy comments aren't going to change that"} +{"tweet": "@warrick_amanda @KyerstinMurphy nobody needs to fight. Please."} +{"tweet": "It's my dick in a box!"} +{"tweet": "@amcaponi whoooaaaaa!!!!! \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\udc4b"} +{"tweet": "@TheNakedDalek Utah"} +{"tweet": "ratchet city welcome to the real 50's"} +{"tweet": "@thevowel cannibal holocaust"} +{"tweet": "Going to cheer with a stomach ache is hell"} +{"tweet": "When I say jump you say.. HOW HIGH! omg why is this song stuck in my head right now?! Djsksj LOL"} +{"tweet": "@newmacmiller17 Dickless Nicholas #imfunny"} +{"tweet": "@seanhannity We need Conservative Donors to help build Private Schools... We need to get the Government out of our schools!!"} +{"tweet": "And he's the only one I like"} +{"tweet": "@NikkiAbramczyk #fuckyounikki"} +{"tweet": "Ugh, why, when I try not to complain, do I have so much to complain about?*facepalm*"} +{"tweet": "When passions and ambitions alter, it's always unfamiliar territory."} +{"tweet": "@wideawakewesley I'd be happy with a weekly anime, since that's basically what the movie was anyway."} +{"tweet": "I honestly just want my boyfriend."} +{"tweet": "Hi Cher! One word for you.....fabulicious!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@manniesulyman legit it makes me sleep happy \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to do all this homework"} +{"tweet": "Look what we've done."} +{"tweet": "I have alcohol induced personality disorder #makessense"} +{"tweet": "Thanks to @dakotamiller420 for coming over last minute to cheer me up and bring despicable me#lifesaver#loveyou"} +{"tweet": "#insecuritynight uhm my life"} +{"tweet": "way too many holes in pitching, pitching is how you win games Its simple something needs to be done."} +{"tweet": "That will teach them to walk Freddie to get to Gattis! Double for him! #Braves"} +{"tweet": "@wsmusicsc and youre singing BG right now. Just fell in love. And you havent even performed it yet."} +{"tweet": "Long hair don't care."} +{"tweet": "I freaking hate when my DVR doesn't record the end of a movie omg \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "Bed"} +{"tweet": "@greenfieldheat @Thedeadzone24 haha"} +{"tweet": "I'm so proud of @mitcaelarcher!! He deserves this ring more than anyone\\ud83d\\udc9b\\ud83d\\ude18 love youuu baby congratsssssss"} +{"tweet": "Time to light up with the boys @JakeSmith392 @FuckPatDonohue"} +{"tweet": "@MrMcNastie take it back! One Tree Hil is the best tv show ever and the guys are amazing!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@lexi_can_i_ aw babe! I love you more"} +{"tweet": "@macaylakelley1 9785157283"} +{"tweet": "I'll make my famous peanut butter cookies \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "So confused."} +{"tweet": "Let it be known that @MellottJimmy went to a salon today. #toocute"} +{"tweet": "#loveislove"} +{"tweet": "#emmetoocold"} +{"tweet": "I'm wondering why Beyonce didn't wear this outfit for the inauguration?"} +{"tweet": "I just heard my name being called walk out my room yelled to my mom and find out it was the tv seconds later .!"} +{"tweet": "@JSode21 You're tweets speak to me."} +{"tweet": "@DonnieWahlberg please tweet @Sandie421"} +{"tweet": "Found all my old mix CDs from 10 years ago. Holy balls."} +{"tweet": "But not really."} +{"tweet": "@ChadCourrier no postponed game and event to next Thursday. Hard couple weeks here in St. Clair. Neal will be missed. #CyclonesFamily"} +{"tweet": "Pumpkin picking with my little brothers and sisters \\ud83c\\udf83\\ud83d\\udc7b"} +{"tweet": "We do the same exact thing every Friday night. Eat pizza and listen to music. #notcomplaining"} +{"tweet": "@joshuagates getting rdy to watch #STRANDED !"} +{"tweet": "@maciimariee ew? gurl, I will fight you"} +{"tweet": "@nosidamgiarc I am not a bundle of sticks, so go suck some dicks #rap"} +{"tweet": "The fact that my dad is basically paying for all my alcohol this weekend is great! #thanksdad"} +{"tweet": "@sergent_23 the crust is just so buttery and amazing omfg I can't"} +{"tweet": "@carleemarchetti it was the arby's"} +{"tweet": "Food commercials should be illegal after midnight #sohungry"} +{"tweet": "wow and I was going to tell you I picked you today too.."} +{"tweet": "Guess it's okay"} +{"tweet": "@Love_Kaitie whore"} +{"tweet": "Having a dad whose hobby of grilling/smoking turned into a late-in-life profession definitely does not suck."} +{"tweet": "Are we doing this again?"} +{"tweet": "@TrixxiTang haha well I just beat you again"} +{"tweet": "@_CTRL_ALT_DLT alrighty"} +{"tweet": "@SamProvencher yeah he's killin it \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "This year is either going to be the greatest year of my life, or the worst... lets hope it's not the worst"} +{"tweet": "@andreasuxx such a bold statement...wow"} +{"tweet": "My little sister has boyfriend and I don't"} +{"tweet": "It's only a matter of time before @benforau and I go completely crazy on the Russians we work with\\ud83d\\ude24\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "If all you send back is 'lol' our conversation is automatically over."} +{"tweet": "Who has a Christmas hat or an extra one I can use tomorrow!!\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Could you describe the ruckus, sir?"} +{"tweet": "It's weird how quickly my mood changes like I think people think I'm crazy"} +{"tweet": "Well my phone is basically gonna be useless this whole summer, once again.. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@aimeeburgos words cannot describe how excited I am to see you today #thirstythursday #reunited"} +{"tweet": "Screaming I don't fuck with you, cause I don't"} +{"tweet": "did that even make sense"} +{"tweet": "Bloomfield Hills beat Fraser and they play the team that beat Athens.. That's gonna be a good game"} +{"tweet": "My cat is cooler than yours"} +{"tweet": "Girls protect girls from nasty guys"} +{"tweet": "When my favorite song comes on when I'm in a bad mood >>>>"} +{"tweet": "Can't stand liars and shady people"} +{"tweet": "@MrAndurson but why"} +{"tweet": "Most of the people in my life want to see me fail."} +{"tweet": "Running around shooting each other with fireworks. Not our best idea but a good one."} +{"tweet": "I'm not in love. I'm in lust."} +{"tweet": "@morgan_shobe we thunder buddies for life"} +{"tweet": "why can't channing tatums penis be in me right now"} +{"tweet": "Nights like this suck because all I want to do is sleep it off but I can't because all I can do is think"} +{"tweet": "@vinriozzi yo word I snapped I might no like 3 chicks that are hot in neptune"} +{"tweet": "I wanna watch the little mermaid."} +{"tweet": "Why is my room soooooo cold?! \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "I had a good day at the Palm Beach dog track. Won about $150."} +{"tweet": "@ColOstendorf as long as you like baseball that's all the REALLY matters \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@ErinSitz I'm sure it is somewhere."} +{"tweet": "@clarelucille @barenyc Probs one from Bare. Even though I am very grateful for the one from Once!"} +{"tweet": "FYI. Cashiers are ALWAYS checkin me out. Just sayin"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for nsync"} +{"tweet": "having your license but not having a car is just a tease"} +{"tweet": "I was up early. you slept in. I got home and I spent half the day outside by myself when you were supposed to be out there with me."} +{"tweet": "Nice people are my favorite oh gosh I just love it when people are nice/happy/wonderful it makes the world a better place to be \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "i can hardly fux"} +{"tweet": "I'll take ribs or a burger over turkey any day"} +{"tweet": "So happy that I have a wise man as my Dad to help in situations like this. Wouldn't know what to do without him."} +{"tweet": "@bettyg96 he says he misses you too and I'm going to Mexico in June!"} +{"tweet": "life doesn't have to be prefect to be wonderful #truth"} +{"tweet": "@imaboss_51 lol quit throwing salt. And is this a joke you're tryna use on me.."} +{"tweet": "If we all \\Paid it forward\\\" this world would be a better place...\""} +{"tweet": "Just a shot in the dark that you just might be the one I've been waiting for ."} +{"tweet": "And I'm just sitting here wide awake..."} +{"tweet": "@JWilkie90 @b_griffey24 \\MY BOBBY\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Just found out season 8 of Its Always Sunny is on Netflix, score!"} +{"tweet": "Im so fucking sick of everything"} +{"tweet": "I miss Kayla! :("} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc31\\ud83d\\udc20"} +{"tweet": "@angieXOvee Infatuation is self fulfillment and selfishishness, love is to fulfill your mates infatuations, it's patient, kind/ fulfilling"} +{"tweet": "Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream is my drug addiction."} +{"tweet": "missing iPod. HELP \\ud83d\\ude2d it's basically my life."} +{"tweet": "This rain is really destroying my morale"} +{"tweet": "You haven't met me, I am the only son"} +{"tweet": "@HannahFox10 fuck you"} +{"tweet": "@kolinkirby @king_kuis I'm gonna join.."} +{"tweet": "S/O to @riley_trett43 @ThatDusterBrad and the rest of the lax team heard you had a great year #cougarlax"} +{"tweet": "Welllll this is awkward.. Haha not about you..."} +{"tweet": "You do not have an addiction. I do not feel sorry for you."} +{"tweet": "I AM TAKING IT LIKE A MAN"} +{"tweet": "@JonathanRKnight great picture!"} +{"tweet": "@bowlingforjews it's a screenshot of a video of her snoring"} +{"tweet": "I'm at a very disappointing time in my life; it's like a rut that I can't seem to surpass."} +{"tweet": "I want to meet people and do stuff I've never done before."} +{"tweet": "@CThomasHowell I'm doing my best. I'm a fighter, and I know that all this is only going to make me better and stronger."} +{"tweet": "NO SCHOOL + NO WORK= NO STRESS TODAY #icanhandlethat"} +{"tweet": "@Geordynn wow"} +{"tweet": "I'm only asking for another welcome weekend this weekend please."} +{"tweet": "Cadet Kelly is on & I'm not ashamed to be watching it."} +{"tweet": "@HarrisonWells I haven't seen it in forever. I need to get GTA V tho."} +{"tweet": "this life would kill me if I didn't have you. <3"} +{"tweet": "If I told you I loved you would it make you wanna stay"} +{"tweet": "Ripped all my fake nails off last night. Now my nails are pretty fucked up. Dammit."} +{"tweet": "@JoyMarbs well if you hear your door open you know who it is."} +{"tweet": "Why am I so pissed off that I got a 95 on this essay and an A- on an exam? #annoyed"} +{"tweet": "I hate wearing jeans. Hate hate hate"} +{"tweet": "@franznoah you're perfection."} +{"tweet": "I'm batgirl :)"} +{"tweet": "bye sophomore year \\u270c I would say it was fun but it sucked and I hated it so there's that"} +{"tweet": "@raptors661 i'm going to contact them and see how i can purchase the song outright"} +{"tweet": "@JennWol31 no cause jordyn forced me to get up"} +{"tweet": "I'm about to wear my uggs"} +{"tweet": "Just put up our first Christmas tree \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83c\\udf84"} +{"tweet": "@matttdiorio lebrons a bitch"} +{"tweet": "I have a headache :("} +{"tweet": "@Straightupjew I know I'm pretty scared"} +{"tweet": "@Millie_Gracex that guy who always wears a suit."} +{"tweet": "Oil field roads are frozen \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@eLevaTeam very cool! Also DM"} +{"tweet": "This place is amazing!"} +{"tweet": "Kelsi's run is hilarious."} +{"tweet": "@Rpfoster7 your dicks definitely big enough try it"} +{"tweet": "I can hear Madison blaring one direction upstairs.. I have taught her well"} +{"tweet": "Phones are the biggest distraction during exam week I couldn't focus even if I tried"} +{"tweet": "7th floor guys<<<<<<<"} +{"tweet": "So raise a pint for the people that aren't with us\\nAnd live tonight 'cause you can't take it with ya"} +{"tweet": "You can always count on being in extra curricular activities to get out out of school! #readerstheatre"} +{"tweet": "Sorry cant help it"} +{"tweet": "@stoosh10 @laura_falcon He saves all of his anger for various coaching changes. #Stoke #Nucks"} +{"tweet": "eleven eleven"} +{"tweet": "@Mobley94 @elizabethrains no. YOU are the last thing she wants. Don't flatter yourself."} +{"tweet": "Haha this school\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I feel bad for our walk ons for ship wrestling, they probably will work harder in try outs than I will the entire year #Lazy"} +{"tweet": "People suck."} +{"tweet": "I'm skipping a rodeo and dance after to go to a volleyball game and hang in spearfish.. This isn't normal for me! \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@csbev Hill Farmstead or The Alchemist :)"} +{"tweet": "I'm getting sick."} +{"tweet": "Us history notes what the hell"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@EA_SwagBear oh. It's out."} +{"tweet": "DICK MOVE"} +{"tweet": "Ehh sure drinking help with almost everything except it doesn't smooth out jail time irony"} +{"tweet": "@KrisWilliams81 Have a great vacation!"} +{"tweet": "what's school"} +{"tweet": "@TrevorCinco shut up"} +{"tweet": "160 degree sauna is just what I need \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4c\\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Now you're over reacting"} +{"tweet": "Uh oh \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@stewey16 I sure hope you still rock the vest"} +{"tweet": "Big Joe sold both of my baseball gloves on eBay... There goes any chance of that this year"} +{"tweet": "How many drunks texts and DMs will Jordyn get tonight? ready set go."} +{"tweet": "I don't speak of that horrid place of Kalhari @JakeKeltz"} +{"tweet": "amy"} +{"tweet": "josh is always too busy to hangout \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Like WHY is it necessary to dump out a basket of clothes. Couldn't you just use the basket?"} +{"tweet": "some college professors are awesome, but some really do suck."} +{"tweet": "You make me feel like the happiest girl in the world, even on my worse days"} +{"tweet": "Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest.......it's about who came & never left your side #goodfriendships"} +{"tweet": "@younglibrarian you should have your own show!"} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 29.632 in, Steady. Temperature 67.2 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 78%"} +{"tweet": "Seriously why are all college guys such fucking scum."} +{"tweet": "I was almost asleep at 12:30 so much for that"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad I saw him tonight even if all we did was argue about stupid stuff."} +{"tweet": "I'm really not that hard to please."} +{"tweet": "@whaddya_shea you don't have a soul"} +{"tweet": "Lets go to IHOP \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@SwoleKingPhill Bahahaha don't. (:"} +{"tweet": "@ohhmaddi I haven't been on Twitter since we were together on a computer."} +{"tweet": "My dream last night <<<"} +{"tweet": "I just focus on little tiny things, and they get turned into big things"} +{"tweet": "Merry Christmas everyone! Hope your day is blessed and filled with gifts and family! Much love to everyone and have a very merry Christmas\\ud83c\\udf85\\ud83c\\udf84"} +{"tweet": "@meeesh11 couldn't agree more"} +{"tweet": "Storm watching"} +{"tweet": "@cooley2012 @justisdavis I stand corrected and good to see OSU at #3 finally!"} +{"tweet": "I have work in an hour and a half \\ud83d\\ude2dHelp."} +{"tweet": "@shelbydenton I think you might be broken"} +{"tweet": "@TylerL5 #mcm"} +{"tweet": "Can I just have really long hair now"} +{"tweet": "I'm all good, out of school, life is almost perfect, so don't feel bad for me"} +{"tweet": "Auburn loves giving their biggest players the smallest jerseys."} +{"tweet": "@thebeavs_15 jr flyers we need you back drew"} +{"tweet": "Happy Pi day!"} +{"tweet": "Being able to tell you literally everything and anything is the best thing ever. \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "SQUIRREL"} +{"tweet": "@paulyhiggins .... JIMMY PROTESTED !!!!"} +{"tweet": "My asshole is vibrating -Jacob"} +{"tweet": "@Sarah_elaine92 Good job, Sarah! Your gonna do great!"} +{"tweet": "Dresses are the worst. #Hatethem"} +{"tweet": "@muff_diver_12 also can we arrange a euchre tournament this summer? I haven't played since physics."} +{"tweet": "I've got a diet coke and a large jacuzzi tub so I'm pretty much content for the night."} +{"tweet": "@kit_kales @ohhmadss @aduggs oh guiseeee c:"} +{"tweet": "@SaraPellnat maybe if you're lucky it's mono...."} +{"tweet": "@afoley9 I have two of the travel sized ones that I carry in my purse. I feel that."} +{"tweet": "I just need somebody to be weird with. That's all."} +{"tweet": "Light"} +{"tweet": "I'm embarrassed......."} +{"tweet": "@spiffy_miffy_ you can give me a pedicure"} +{"tweet": "Thats enough homework for one night."} +{"tweet": "@HomemadeBrand seriously? Well looks like I will be serving it at my future wedding then;]"} +{"tweet": "@_Robyn_Evans @EmmaaLouuise exactly there's no reason to be fake"} +{"tweet": "Come home hoping for dinner and nobody is home... Why!?!?"} +{"tweet": "Just lost two people. #thanks"} +{"tweet": "Blessed and thankful for another day"} +{"tweet": "Finally done eating my WEIGHT in perogies ... I'm at least 10 pounds heavier"} +{"tweet": "A semi just honked at me."} +{"tweet": "I just want it to be hot and sunny."} +{"tweet": "Finally saw the call and all it costed me was $5 and a nearly broken nose! \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Will sux"} +{"tweet": "@jacobbrowder11 @TMZ there is a difference between saying the word and calling a human being THE word, why R humans so hateful and mean sad"} +{"tweet": "Yep will come for a plate and then \\ud83c\\udfc3\\ud83c\\udfc3\\ud83c\\udfc3\\ud83c\\udfc3\\ud83c\\udfc3 out \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 @jennings_mimi"} +{"tweet": "Making cookies @kannwaller @OliviaIocovozzi @lillyfmorgan"} +{"tweet": "You're going nowhere in life. Sad, but true. That case of beer everyday will always be your number one priority."} +{"tweet": "Best kinda friends to have in ur life are the ones who keep ya up and have faith in ya. Get rid of those who bring u down!#thinkaboutit"} +{"tweet": "I am so sick of homework!! Been working on it all week and it never stops!!"} +{"tweet": "Why am I in college and writing a paper about a tree frog"} +{"tweet": "@jiillyybeeaanns \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02I wrote it with sharpie last night and had it on my face all morning and forgot lololol"} +{"tweet": "@NicoleLArney stay here with us"} +{"tweet": "@ESPNDrLou Good job talking up the Beavers and their program tonight Lou!!!"} +{"tweet": "Still questioning how I got all of my classes last night"} +{"tweet": "@BuryProbs1 anyone want a imagine dragons ticket"} +{"tweet": "\\@HollywoodAufie: #tbcmmm\\\" does this count as a class tweet? Hmmm :-)\""} +{"tweet": "Cold temps=high heating bills! Save $$$ on winter & summer energy costs w/TAP thermal attic insulation. Free est incl attic inspection!"} +{"tweet": "Random question. What order do those of you who use Yurofukorou read tweets in. Oldest to newest or newest to oldest?"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe school is in a week"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to wear my new softball hoodie tomorrow, I love getting new hoodies. #AthleteLife"} +{"tweet": "Realizing it was all a dream\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@SchleicherEric epic!"} +{"tweet": "I HATE elevators."} +{"tweet": "@GraybillBrandon I have a lot of room"} +{"tweet": "That's pathetic \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "You look like a damn man."} +{"tweet": "@soccerpro03 by who?"} +{"tweet": "Uh fuck no I'm not giving up my bed tonight."} +{"tweet": "i seriously need anger management from working here. ive become so incredibly impatient."} +{"tweet": "Andrew Johnson the 17th president is my cousin. He's related to me from my dads side besides being a Dean were also Johnsons <3"} +{"tweet": "Why are there so many state troopers out?! Makin' me nervous! #guiltyofspeeding"} +{"tweet": "#disappointed this evening.\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@baza_boo congrats!! Proud of you and your accomplishments!!"} +{"tweet": "@BigJarbo @prestonyonooo I'm not blonde anymore ur 3 weeks old nick sorry\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "people only invite me to things during the day.. c'mon people I like nighttime festivities."} +{"tweet": "I remember when I asked if they'd play wobble at brothers, & the bar-back said they don't play that kind of music..."} +{"tweet": "Well I guess it's no one talk to Abbey day :("} +{"tweet": "Where I'm at right now is 88 degrees So hot"} +{"tweet": "K bitch\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@zfried88 so you must've been in the future? #Euro2014"} +{"tweet": "#StayClassy"} +{"tweet": "Everything's alright, I'll just say goodnight and show myself to the door"} +{"tweet": "Is Mel Gibson the voice of John Smith in Pocahontas ???"} +{"tweet": "@LisaMarieBowman nice! @hwilson2009 @fx"} +{"tweet": "You know, the first morning I'm actually at my house past 7 am and it's a freaking screaming match. I just wanted to sleep."} +{"tweet": "@vishakupp @ERDUTTA visha I didn't know that you work on liver fibrosis or in similar field extending my work to obesity and liver"} +{"tweet": "Browns are butt"} +{"tweet": "My biggest struggle is deciding to end no shave November right now for a large work conference in Chicago, or keep it going."} +{"tweet": "I like spending time with you"} +{"tweet": "And now I may have just fucked up before I expressed myself."} +{"tweet": "I I I I know you want me baby I I I I think I want you too I I I I wanna give it to you"} +{"tweet": "Hospital gowns are so hawt"} +{"tweet": "@youngk612 now only if I could get one. #dreambig #wishfulthinking"} +{"tweet": "College in 16 days and I don't have shit for my dorm."} +{"tweet": "@Bnestor_95 when are you gonna be there!?"} +{"tweet": "Stats final in 20 minutes. #JesusTakeTheWheel \\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Lets get weird"} +{"tweet": "@LVoor482 what are you doing!?"} +{"tweet": "Mud hens game, best friends 21st, beautiful weather. Today should be a good day."} +{"tweet": "I think I'll need a massage \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Leaving Eischen's to get ready for our 8:30 chat #MPSstrong"} +{"tweet": "Packing for Liam's first trip out of state up to New Hampshire to visit his great grandmother \\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "I try to get my mom to stop smoking cigarettes but she never listens:\\\\"} +{"tweet": "I don't expect you to understand"} +{"tweet": "Shows how much I mean to you #nothingatall"} +{"tweet": "Wow I'd destroy @TabbyAmber"} +{"tweet": "@colinkleinck wellllll, I used to watch her play soccer, she used to come to my house and play spys, she taught me how to rollerblade,"} +{"tweet": "Thank your baristas and servers for working the holidays! :)"} +{"tweet": "Don't look now but Duke...yes Duke could play in the ACC Championship...and not in BBall."} +{"tweet": "@Drubulous Angry when Bill did his BEST DANCE OF THE SEASON & they only gave him two 8s & a 9! Everyone else got 10s!! It was kind of a"} +{"tweet": "@FateDecided what does that mean? Oh wow crazy!"} +{"tweet": "Every man should own a good truck! #merica"} +{"tweet": "@FuckBoyJim same..."} +{"tweet": "Man up"} +{"tweet": "Life is a beat, dance to it \\ud83d\\udc83"} +{"tweet": "Me and kinsey get the best laugh out of peoples messed up spelling error tweets lulz"} +{"tweet": "Nothing in this world pisses me more than being stung by a bee \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "@Its_Lindseyyyy ok so does Lindsey have a boyfriend"} +{"tweet": "Hanging with the cousins.@MaryKCass and eddie"} +{"tweet": "Gonna be babysitting for 10 hours today\\ud83d\\ude12 fml"} +{"tweet": "@macfixer Isn't that only a problem if there's some danger of confusion? Not likely anybody is going to try to eat their android"} +{"tweet": "@smith3024 Thanks! :) And I'll try my best just for you Greg!"} +{"tweet": "I got my tattoo two days ago and I'm ready for my next one #seriously #obsessed"} +{"tweet": "I knew they were still here @jdsteph816"} +{"tweet": "Work Work go away come back again next Tuesday! 7 more hours to go... \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2764\\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "@RenaKARE11 It's lazy Sunday. Plus I don't think @JoshBitney has recovered from the Sofia Vergara poolside I first sent him."} +{"tweet": "Can I get your lips to speak my name?"} +{"tweet": "@Whitters1994 haha hell yeah! What's new? She said she didn't love me anymore so we broke it off. So we done. Not much I could of done so"} +{"tweet": "@EthanOlson18 yeah that works!!"} +{"tweet": "@j_sottile100 not shit what good?"} +{"tweet": "Gta 5 is fun as hell! ! #GTA5"} +{"tweet": "And that means unlimited tanning. \\ud83d\\ude4f\\u270c\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Me and @thamblet795 did well. Got geeked"} +{"tweet": "please keep playing jump around where if you misstep once you fall and die #thanksjerryjones"} +{"tweet": "I really hope this night gets better... #fml"} +{"tweet": "Being hungry\\n\\nGirls that are attractive but think they aren't \\n\\nDying"} +{"tweet": "Had such a great time last night\\ud83d\\ude0a\\nFridays are always the best"} +{"tweet": "@EricDelannoy_ @ducidni #illuminati"} +{"tweet": "This music teacher wants to be Justin Bieber so bad"} +{"tweet": "Wow,"} +{"tweet": "It's gunna be a long day"} +{"tweet": "It's been a team since #Linsanity"} +{"tweet": "Please don't go."} +{"tweet": "about to be home/on UB campus for a little bit on Saturday.. tryna see some friends from back home"} +{"tweet": "No better feeling than going to sleep knowing waking up tomorrow that its baseball season. I've been waiting for it since last summer #\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@danieltosh My family loves your show!! also please keep posting vines. #muchappreciated #furryFunny"} +{"tweet": "@kayshhh_x3 I'm no good for you you're no good for meeee"} +{"tweet": "I would get up out of bed ANYTIME for you <3..."} +{"tweet": "@NicoletteMahone I met him at the mall and I'm not ok. I hope you do meet him though."} +{"tweet": "Finally got my Geometry grade up \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@ninarourke @Briannaa_Beann her dtf face."} +{"tweet": "There is some love to our relationship. @somer_lovin"} +{"tweet": "@allisonpowwaka shut the hell up"} +{"tweet": "WHAT WHY WHAT"} +{"tweet": "@Big_Cox11 lookin at the old year book"} +{"tweet": "If Rick shaves the beard, I'm done #TWD #TheWalkingDead"} +{"tweet": "So over thinking can't sleep #owell"} +{"tweet": "Million hill the complete series\\u2026 ordered! #classics"} +{"tweet": "Everyday my Spanish professor asks me how I am. I drool. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I'm obsessed with Gabbys little cousin. #TooCute"} +{"tweet": "\\@BelleStumpf: Somebody you can be wired with>>\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have!"} +{"tweet": "really miss the dudes from Heritage though :("} +{"tweet": "Late at night it seems to set in how much I really do miss mason."} +{"tweet": "How can you talk shit about your parents when you're an exact fucking copy of them?"} +{"tweet": "@ebaumann7 your all the way across the room"} +{"tweet": "@LOHANTHONY DOES ANYONE EVER ASK HOW YOU ARE DOING?!?!"} +{"tweet": "Jealous tonight #mindfuck"} +{"tweet": "When people think me & @miles_samantha are actually serious when we're mean to each other. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "\\I am thankful for the fact that Obama hasn't COMPLETELY destroyed our country\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@TorenceLynn kidding... \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Luke, what if I don't wanna shake it for you?"} +{"tweet": "I get tacos tonight"} +{"tweet": "Dana's gonna break that headset pretty soon, I see it coming."} +{"tweet": "@DEYMAN7 oh ya . I've seen those before."} +{"tweet": "@Coreydal10 are you okay?"} +{"tweet": "@robbins_arianna no I just wanna move outta this town"} +{"tweet": "So far mom's blasted Hunter Hayes, The Killers, & Mat Kearney from the Bose speakers in our kitchen..odd mix but can't say I don't like it \\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "Not feeling too good today. Perhaps getting sick. None the less, I'm going to lay low today so you all have a day that's amazing as you are!"} +{"tweet": "Like why. You're 11 and 12. Just stop with the bumpin and grindin"} +{"tweet": "@Serbenski they're gonna be pals. Haha"} +{"tweet": "@jrphilli2 hey!!! Don't lock the door because Kiersten will be here in an hr! I'm off to class! Thanks love"} +{"tweet": "No better feeling than taking out your contacts at night"} +{"tweet": "At the fall out boy show an emo is still a thing! Don't worry kiddos"} +{"tweet": "I'm soooo bored"} +{"tweet": "@DonnieWahlberg Congrats on ur won,at the MixtapeFestival y'all! &Did u need some kind of padding donnie?(Hugs)xoxoxoxo"} +{"tweet": "@B_Dillon44 at my place"} +{"tweet": "I'm swagging out tomorrow for snow coming."} +{"tweet": "It is so damn cold #whyy?"} +{"tweet": "@jaskiewicz9 asdfghjkl :)"} +{"tweet": "@ChadSpringer Quite amateur. Thanks for reading though!"} +{"tweet": "Honey crisp apples from the farmers market"} +{"tweet": "@howardbrewing growlers available in Charlotte? Stopped by today in lenoir but was too early."} +{"tweet": "@blevy29 @catiewebstar @_molly_jane thanks for leaving me at the bar last night #bestfriends #notcool"} +{"tweet": "Hell with all the small town, small talk I've had enough. It ain't their place to judge."} +{"tweet": "@MisterAlexJones How the fuck are you buddy?!"} +{"tweet": "@russkay70 I left at half time it was 7-0 Massillon"} +{"tweet": "@AmeliaCappiello HAHAHAAHAH I remember that! Thanks meals on wheels"} +{"tweet": "@heyheyittaytay aw I enjoy talking to you too, it will continue don't worry..(;"} +{"tweet": "My back is killing me#inpain"} +{"tweet": "My dad told me I'm a very hateful kid. It's true."} +{"tweet": "Seriously, how is Olympic Wrestling Gold Medal winner Jordan Burroughs @alliseeisgold not nominated best Olympic male athlete?? #SMH"} +{"tweet": "JOHNNY JUST WENT TANNING FOR 8 MINUTES. I wonder how fried he is."} +{"tweet": "@ohheyitslexx thanks!"} +{"tweet": "@DevSersha @fastchevyracer ya"} +{"tweet": "5- you're really funny and nice and we used to talk a lot last year hmuuu"} +{"tweet": "Crying bc I thought I lost my keys...they're in the ignition"} +{"tweet": "You want it"} +{"tweet": "@carlyxann33 ok sex time come over haha"} +{"tweet": "Don't wanna go to the doctors tomorrow:( Everytime I go I end up having a bad day."} +{"tweet": "Someone made a fake kik of me , so don't add it .."} +{"tweet": "I just seen the sexiest Ford I've ever seen in all of my life #F150"} +{"tweet": "Snow \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude0a\\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Going to bed earlyyyy tn"} +{"tweet": "This business project can smd"} +{"tweet": "@kearstingrace @HoodieAllen @emily_e_jones @KingTilla13 @ColinTheBFG #whitegirlproblems"} +{"tweet": "I could eat sugar snap peas all day everyday."} +{"tweet": "@YarnHarlot Large black dogs."} +{"tweet": "@mayyy_mayyyyy she doesn't!!"} +{"tweet": "Her big ass in dem Santa pants..."} +{"tweet": "@HannahZierden you're so welcome"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to come home tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "How is it only 7 \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "your all just a bunch of dumbasses lol"} +{"tweet": "Why does my pre calc book have a jalape\\u00f1o pepper on it"} +{"tweet": "Never thought I'd have to enroll in a chemistry ever again... #herewegoagain"} +{"tweet": "@AnthonyMajors @lauren_welden how in the world do you two know each other?!"} +{"tweet": "Wine is my best friend #SoRelaxing \\ud83c\\udf77\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@ErinMarvaso @VBwoocrew now I'm worried for my life.."} +{"tweet": "I'm so freaking lame I'm eating Doritos at 1:20 in the morningggg"} +{"tweet": "Its #gametime baby!!!"} +{"tweet": "Night."} +{"tweet": "@d_sproat @hschweiger21 I knowww:("} +{"tweet": "@PVDDR unknown, 3, 6. Skill level at a PTQ is routinely higher than a GP. Never played PT level, so you probably aren't asking me :)"} +{"tweet": "Why're you so handsome Jared Leto?"} +{"tweet": "@DyyMarie that is absolutely ridic"} +{"tweet": "The Birdcage is on, totes watching it!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Doc_Villain lmao it would never get that real, we're still and always will be straight. We just want the government benefits!"} +{"tweet": "I need to put my phone away befor i break this thing"} +{"tweet": "Good luck Lady Bears against County rival Sequoyah...ahhh who needs luck, you'll stomp em! #gobears"} +{"tweet": "This skype date really makes me miss him."} +{"tweet": "If I have to get any shots right now there will be a riot in this doctors office"} +{"tweet": "My addiction to HGTV is quite possibly getting a little out of hand"} +{"tweet": "@alydidericksen forever wishing I could be there"} +{"tweet": "I'm so scared to lose you. Then again you aren't even mine."} +{"tweet": "I just want to sleep in \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Got into an argument with my cat"} +{"tweet": "@MMonsterrr Hey."} +{"tweet": "@DonWsorrells @jay_latty yes it is. Because you know in bball we will have to here about duke"} +{"tweet": "This is creepy"} +{"tweet": "i hope i get my books tomorrow lol"} +{"tweet": "Anybody who doesn't make you feel good kick them to the curb."} +{"tweet": "Tired as a bitchhh"} +{"tweet": "Just passed by a homeless man peeing into a beer bottle in the complete open. I mean c'mon..."} +{"tweet": "The last 10 months have been the best of my life, it's weird to think it came after the hardest 14 months. That shows it always gets better!"} +{"tweet": "Over think things wayyyyyy toooooo muchhhhh."} +{"tweet": "ok Jon that's cool"} +{"tweet": "I want a boyfriend.. Yes I've been asked out before... But I want it to be someone I really like for once"} +{"tweet": "You can win an ipad mini with @MacademicsBC check it out!"} +{"tweet": "I'm so glad I got to see @claire___hannah last night, even if it was only half an hour"} +{"tweet": "Oh hot damn, this is my jam"} +{"tweet": "I am really really dumb and thought SunDrop had no caffeine....wide awake right now"} +{"tweet": "@ClairaFBGM711 \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@morgen_18 tomorrow is my only day off :("} +{"tweet": "Well I better go to bed so I can get my ass outta bed tomorrow morning for school... \\ud83d\\ude12 #thisislame"} +{"tweet": "You are just fat."} +{"tweet": "Quick click challenge today. You better be ready. #gametime"} +{"tweet": "@kieraaaagirl. That's gay"} +{"tweet": "How are people not embarrassed by their typos?"} +{"tweet": "@Wolfpackkya I will record it.\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "#TheConjuring"} +{"tweet": "Ughhhhh I'm getting antsy"} +{"tweet": "@trent_edrington half and half"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes im crazier than anybody in this world, sometimes I feel like everybody else in this world"} +{"tweet": "I honestly just need to sleep.. I'm so worn out and there literally isn't a minute where I'm not tired."} +{"tweet": "@Swag_Kinsey I'm up..."} +{"tweet": "It feels like @dominiquelouzon has been at work FOR DAYSSSSS #hurryup"} +{"tweet": "Chinese food right now tho"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wonder why I never considered school in the south #freezing"} +{"tweet": "Should I get my hair cut off \\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "scooby doo the movie is ON THURSDAY ON NICKELODEON"} +{"tweet": "Two people have changed their Netflix passwords on me in just one week.... I need to find a new obsession \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "And my phone is on 5%"} +{"tweet": "@GaylordChalupa my dad was about that life when he was my age so he was jammin to that shit lol"} +{"tweet": "Since I have no place to go. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow"} +{"tweet": "@LucyCaitlin13 an egg mcmuffin with an apple empanada?"} +{"tweet": "Worst attempt of a nap ever"} +{"tweet": "Blessed every single day, Just because I have someone like you in my life."} +{"tweet": "my valentine this year is @samantha_wayne1 \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\udc97. lol. we're going to see #safehaven togather on valentines day. #GetOnMyLevel"} +{"tweet": "I HATE SCHEDULING, that is all."} +{"tweet": "Just ran 5 miles pain free for the 1st time in 2 weeks. Thank you #brooks for the new kicks! #newshoeshelp"} +{"tweet": "@KayRamoss but there jeans fit me the best #teamlittlebutt"} +{"tweet": "@linzarooo Lit, Calc, and Choir!"} +{"tweet": "As Much As You Accused Me Of Cheating ... I Should Have"} +{"tweet": "@MitchyLane that is precisely what I'm wanting!"} +{"tweet": "my night couldn't have been anymore perfect than it was"} +{"tweet": "I swear im dyeing of boredom."} +{"tweet": "I guess that's cool\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Just watching this movie with Jake ChillenInTheHalls, Reese WithOutHerSpoon & Meryl Stripper"} +{"tweet": "@ParadiseCole if you had to pick any band to tour with, who would it be ?"} +{"tweet": "I want to have the success my dad has when I am older"} +{"tweet": "Impractical jokers makes me laugh. Amazing show."} +{"tweet": "@kates_akeeper thank you so much girly \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc96"} +{"tweet": "I really wanna be Captain Jack Sparrow. Only cause I'll have my own peanuts. And my own ship. And rum. Rum is good. And a nice hat."} +{"tweet": "@breanaa28 @jeremiah6565 @tcore3 @TylerReynolds16 guys we should all go together next time we see that red car there"} +{"tweet": "Reilly doesnt care"} +{"tweet": "@Trevis24 will you tell me a bedtime story about sloths when you call me?!"} +{"tweet": "I haven't slept in my bed in 4 days...I am tonight"} +{"tweet": "Literally just peed my pants laughing. Time to go home."} +{"tweet": "@ericareed is that kids name luke? Lol"} +{"tweet": "@d_ll_s I'll take those odds"} +{"tweet": "@nickicent I'm on day 6! It is indeed insane."} +{"tweet": "@ScottyPimpin34 haha did you fuck it up?!"} +{"tweet": "@kmorder18 nah bra"} +{"tweet": "@AlexVestMusic (:"} +{"tweet": "When you want to let everything out, but just can't find the words <<<\\n#TooManyEmotions\\n#NotEnoughWords"} +{"tweet": "@emilyrensel better"} +{"tweet": "You and your religion can suck on my balls :) #subtweet"} +{"tweet": "@ESPN_Colin show about oversigning? It's a lot easier to win with an extra recruiting class every four years"} +{"tweet": "I haven't talked to anybody for most of today"} +{"tweet": "You're beautiful and sad, just like your eyes."} +{"tweet": "@Lexi_Jackson22 stop talking about me."} +{"tweet": "Matilda <3"} +{"tweet": "Dude I hope Missouri doesn't get in the National Championship"} +{"tweet": "Use the sleeves of my sweater, lets have an adventure"} +{"tweet": "Need someone new to text! Any takers!?!"} +{"tweet": "I liked queen latifah when she was a princess"} +{"tweet": "These last few weeks have proved how intense music is at the conservatory level #Eastman #INeedSleep"} +{"tweet": "@Donald_Driver80 There's a 14yr old boy from my church who has cancer 4 the 5th time n is in a coma. Drs say he probably won't make it. Help"} +{"tweet": "I'm so mad at Shelby for forcing me to help her with her pi\\u00f1ata at this hour of the night."} +{"tweet": "I missed my 2000 tweet... \\ud83d\\ude12 Happy 2014!"} +{"tweet": "@OhhSnappItzAri I hope so!! it's so boring right now"} +{"tweet": "Going to the gym and not being able to run << \\ud83d\\ude2a #kneeprobs"} +{"tweet": "@DraftExpress you been to Yum Center in Louisville?"} +{"tweet": "Everyone has addictions. Mine just happens to be: Friends, Baseball, Football, Criminal Minds, Reese's Cups and Brushing my teeth... (;"} +{"tweet": "@kelly_mckee23 singing Hannah Montana right now.... No."} +{"tweet": "@JakeSigouin took it with my teeth 0_0"} +{"tweet": "Every one is worrying about there life and what not... Come one the Red Sox are winning, what more could anyone want \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Wish I was with my boyfriend for this #twitterafterdark trend.. \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I walk from the parking lot into school is getting longer and longer everyday"} +{"tweet": "If you can't handle my worse, you don't deserve my best!"} +{"tweet": "Who steals dead friends tho. .. \\ud83d\\ude33 #ShameOnYou \\u261d"} +{"tweet": "Dave Miller in the building #theman"} +{"tweet": "EWWW the thought of school<<"} +{"tweet": "@hallzballz19 @jacbenne4 you mean that time I proved that I was tougher than Jaclyn? Yes, yes I do. Lol"} +{"tweet": "I freaking love lauren perrelle"} +{"tweet": "This day is taking FOREVVAAARRRRR. Why is it only 1:00......."} +{"tweet": "@the3cupcakes congratulations on your website. Looks inviting and professional. @wicklessmolly"} +{"tweet": "I've been in an empty house since 7 this morning."} +{"tweet": "My phones so hot."} +{"tweet": "@Val_jina_22 ?? Are you in labor??"} +{"tweet": "There it is"} +{"tweet": "Writing down the whole nfl schedule over studying best night ever #true fan"} +{"tweet": "Lap 275 @kaseykahne leading! #5 #nascar"} +{"tweet": "@Mr_JDubs also, pretty sure she's drunkkkk"} +{"tweet": "@Hay_BayyBayy It's crazy! I'm getting old"} +{"tweet": "@Nick_Vuylsteke I can tell. Mike mayok does nothing but throw out stats and whoever the other guy is is just bad."} +{"tweet": "I really miss softball. \\u26be\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@imdevon lololol"} +{"tweet": "Bitch I know your in front of me and since u can't see me I don't matter but please refrain from flipping your hair on my coffee... #unasty"} +{"tweet": "I wonder if anybody thinks my Instagram hashtags are serious"} +{"tweet": "Keeping to myself from now on"} +{"tweet": "I hate when people say to text them, but they don't answer."} +{"tweet": "@daBosswldLke2cu wanna go? I actually have my own bowling ball and shoes..."} +{"tweet": "@kswoll25 oh yeah I forgot"} +{"tweet": "@MBlake482 are you going?"} +{"tweet": "I wanna be one those day of the dead skeletons at this baby shower. Sooo I'll practice that face paint first\\ud83d\\udc79"} +{"tweet": "@Buxkasshx ohhh yes this"} +{"tweet": "@MaddyLeedy @ward_oakley can't afford it. Haha"} +{"tweet": "someone be sweet & text me. i can't sleep."} +{"tweet": "I'm gunna kill u so hard ur gunna die"} +{"tweet": "@jwentz12 7 & no I'm to tired lol basketball practice is enough"} +{"tweet": "@navejas_rigo22 yeah you're right, someone else is praying for your girl. She sure is a keeper ;)"} +{"tweet": "@Varecksneffects I think she has to not win..cuz there's nowhere to go from there.'- just downhill. Plus we all have big dreams when we're 6"} +{"tweet": "I haven't seen my aunt Kristi is a while"} +{"tweet": "we are the example of why not to fall in love."} +{"tweet": "#TheMostAnnoyingThingsEver Wyatt Higbe"} +{"tweet": "When everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am"} +{"tweet": "I would much rather be in my bed right now"} +{"tweet": "Bonding car rides with @carolineburch are my favorite. Can't wait to cheer with you for our 3rd year in a row. Love you!"} +{"tweet": "YEEEEAH !!!! #TessanneChin !!!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Literally just cleaned my room 4 days ago and now you cant even see my floor. ."} +{"tweet": "@SarahKSilverman ask @BP_America they might be able to point you in the right direction. #toosoon?"} +{"tweet": "Why am I awake at 7 am on a Saturday \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "I'm seriously about to cry. I stayed up until 2:30 working on this, for nothing. \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "My standards keep getting higher and higher. Everything happens for a reason and now I understand. #seeya"} +{"tweet": "Iron man > #movieday"} +{"tweet": "Its only 7:30 and I'm about outta beer #ughh"} +{"tweet": "Zoomin home to watch a monsters documentary that I just saw on tvguide app on H2. \\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Just spent the last 20 minutes lost in the history section and atlases. I could never survive Fahrenheit 451. #Nerd"} +{"tweet": "@Molli_chabot \\nMary had a little lamb, then I ATE it!"} +{"tweet": "It be cool if my cable was working so I can watch college baseball"} +{"tweet": "@drollison02 @leannhinkle7 lol I feel ya"} +{"tweet": "@Lindsay_Palm thank you!"} +{"tweet": "How the fuck is this gonna happen?"} +{"tweet": "@kelseyyarrow the Hannah Montana movie is on in two minutes. Just saying."} +{"tweet": "Toothless wonder going THE MOST #HARD #superswagstatus"} +{"tweet": "Rolling papers....."} +{"tweet": "@shawnaeariel @brandoncody94 hahah it's a dog Brandon!!!"} +{"tweet": "I just woke up & I could still sleep I'd I didn't have to work soon"} +{"tweet": "Who 'isn't' racing Columbus tonight? Lol"} +{"tweet": "@BradoNews18 badgers"} +{"tweet": "Antibiotics are the bees knees."} +{"tweet": "@FVSNN2012 Wishere is not bigger than the team."} +{"tweet": "Not everyone knows the stories but they are forever with me"} +{"tweet": "being single is getting old"} +{"tweet": "still haven't done any homework.."} +{"tweet": "How awesome is it that with social media I can be in 3 different tech conferences in 3 different states at once? #edtech #stayingconnected"} +{"tweet": "Only 5 more days!! \\ud83c\\udf89\\ud83c\\udf93"} +{"tweet": "@dudek34 hell yeah!!"} +{"tweet": "@LendonJ23 @TanDeVo completely agree! I can't wait for Christmas #family #holidays"} +{"tweet": "That nap was much needed"} +{"tweet": "@TheAlexOfDean nope I go to my moms"} +{"tweet": "can't believe it was @MarianoRivera last allstar game \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude14\\u270b"} +{"tweet": "You're damned if you do& you're damned if you don't, so you might as well just do whatever you want.."} +{"tweet": "Let's take bets on what time I'll leave work tonight."} +{"tweet": "I think I was made for a role in the Hunger Games... I whistle Rue's whistle almost on a daily basis! #obsessed #HungerGames"} +{"tweet": "@brownella20 sorry"} +{"tweet": "Today is going to be a struggle\\ud83d\\ude13"} +{"tweet": "If it ends up raining I will be very upset"} +{"tweet": "@THEE_Justin_G we'd win states"} +{"tweet": "@GunnerStaal anyone who considers being named the NHL's first star of the week a \\rough patch\\\" perhaps has set the bar a bit high.\""} +{"tweet": "Kayla doesn't get something"} +{"tweet": "The fact that you will never be mine makes me so upset."} +{"tweet": "I don't trust myself alone I need somebody"} +{"tweet": "@RedAngelus @Racegirlbriar or go to movies?"} +{"tweet": "I made brownies for lunch @MadyCline_ @surrahburg @Ohhlivvvyahh @CountryRose_XO @autumn_burns"} +{"tweet": "All I need is one retweet"} +{"tweet": "@kaerni19 thanks Kels!!"} +{"tweet": "This Hennyyyy , this Is What it's Hitting for !"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna be in the NFL"} +{"tweet": "Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings."} +{"tweet": "@Daddy_Vaughn fair enough"} +{"tweet": "@KylekestrelKyle dork"} +{"tweet": "I was really counting on this delay."} +{"tweet": "i wanna love like lilly & marshal."} +{"tweet": "Holyyyyyy fucking storm and oh ya just another kick in the ass tonight with the everything happens for a reason"} +{"tweet": "@TaylorKittle Do we have alot to do? #Slackers"} +{"tweet": "My 11K tweet!!!! \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a is it bad that I tweeted over 1000 times in like 4 days???? Maybe but idc"} +{"tweet": "School school school.... #fml"} +{"tweet": "@Russostrib Terrible trade by the @mnwild. Not happy with that move. We need goal scorers Fletcher!!!"} +{"tweet": "Christmas in two weeks \\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@Rachel_Chapski just listened to this song, Beyonce is the queen."} +{"tweet": "And I have to study for my learners \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Suckers pulled over for me!"} +{"tweet": "@supernanny87 haha nice. Be in town tomorrow???"} +{"tweet": "@ColinPapler yeah which is also something you can see on TV for the games. The NFL is a copycat league, not much would change."} +{"tweet": "I used to be tan ... But now I look like Casper the friendly ghost ... \\ud83d\\udc7b ."} +{"tweet": "My Comanche is gonna be one of a kind"} +{"tweet": "Fiona's really there for everyone tn. Always making sure everyone ok."} +{"tweet": "I'm really bad at goodbyes..#SorryNotSorry"} +{"tweet": "@nenaaluvv ooh that's no good. I'm sure he hates me because he never texts me back and just favorites my tweets most of the time."} +{"tweet": "Watching everything there is on Netflix about Jeffrey Dahmer because holy shiz"} +{"tweet": "I actually just purchased the 8-bit version of the Sailor Moon theme song. #DontJudgeMe"} +{"tweet": "Gonna get a top gun hat just like @ADAMDEVINE bc he is my role model \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Saba brought both fists up together, jamming them into Abeloth's mouth in #a Force-enhanced double punch. The blow knocke"} +{"tweet": "@Pocahondattass ...I've thought this a few times thus far \\ud83d\\ude2a"} +{"tweet": "Thanks."} +{"tweet": "@JillL_d0 Brb while I puke at your twit pic"} +{"tweet": "Whole new level of psycho"} +{"tweet": "ALI NEVER TEXTS ME BACK SO DONT BE RUDE @ashaff4"} +{"tweet": "@TySeibel10 @A_meezyy From what I heard they get a full ride at WVU"} +{"tweet": "riff off\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I miss you, but I'd rather not bother you."} +{"tweet": "@DannyParkins @cdotharrison #parkinspickofdeath is back and stronger than ever.......but Derek Rose is still out lol"} +{"tweet": "Legit want to cry right now fuckin crazy !"} +{"tweet": "Octothorpgucci"} +{"tweet": "I love Chinese people, and their food. \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Fucking christ."} +{"tweet": "& school still has another 2 hrs.. My battery isn't going to make it \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Biking with long leg hair feels so awesome #thelittlethings #hehe"} +{"tweet": "@TylerMorganXXX great here"} +{"tweet": "If you don't like southern food, something wrong with you child."} +{"tweet": "Does anyone else ever get the urge to go stargazing at night?"} +{"tweet": "@TyMay5 bumdiggles"} +{"tweet": "@TheMrsSheehey hahahaha oh my God that made my night!"} +{"tweet": "When there is nothing else left you can do, and you're holding onto something that's pushing you away, only thing left to do, is Let Go."} +{"tweet": "Control your emotions so your emotions won't control you."} +{"tweet": "Spurs. Lets go."} +{"tweet": "@eneurohr5 alright that's straight"} +{"tweet": "Two more days of school lunch !"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know anymore"} +{"tweet": "This Glee ... #RememberingCory \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to put @kcaz_relluk in an oven while I'm sitting in the background with a Hitler poster and singing the German national anthem"} +{"tweet": "But that's to the random guys, I care about a lot of people and they know who they are fashooo \\ud83d\\ude1a"} +{"tweet": "Two dogs on a lap is too many."} +{"tweet": "IM SO ANNOYED"} +{"tweet": "being sick. <<<<<<<<<"} +{"tweet": "Can my boyfriend just come home now? \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Patrick Willis is a boss!"} +{"tweet": "caramel iced coffee and sausage bites / what you know about that."} +{"tweet": "@LucasMillhoff it's cute \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "You're ah asshole, but I love you."} +{"tweet": "You can't hate someone you don't care about"} +{"tweet": "You have the totally wrong idea"} +{"tweet": "\\Our little boy is four years old. And quite the little man. So we spell out the words we don't want him to understand.\\\" @TammyWynetteTN\""} +{"tweet": "@solarpowerspork Adrienne. Day?"} +{"tweet": "@ItsCasenDide lol I'm sure you are!"} +{"tweet": "I never wanted a nap so badly in my life"} +{"tweet": "@fuzzy3334 that'a if you have the day off"} +{"tweet": "At least I have more time to study now"} +{"tweet": "\\@AmandaRuszczyk: Time to bust out 3 papers that I have in no way prepared for!\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udd2b\\\" this is me tomorrow\""} +{"tweet": "Can't Believe Brian from fast and furious died \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "The guard collapsed, and Vestara saw a second gold-armored figure stepping toward Ben. She sent the cafasho machine flyi"} +{"tweet": "Chocolate chip frappes from McDonalds are the shittttt."} +{"tweet": "@DriveForSix @biffstix My good buddy just picked one up very similar. Actually sounds really incredible. Analog tubes nice and warm."} +{"tweet": "\\@lnsaneTweets: Don't sweat it or regret it, just move on and forget it.\\\" My life right now\""} +{"tweet": "@d_seaman really looking forward to #RISE . Can't wait til payday so I can chip in and end my boycott on the media."} +{"tweet": "@toinfinity28_ @NickThePatsFan No, the Indonesians are nicer."} +{"tweet": "@jasminedeboard I could tell \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@polkadotlemonad Kelsey Berrett. Not sure what our age difference is so I'm not sure if you would know her."} +{"tweet": "Love how I just woke up from a 6 hour nap. My sleeping schedule is so fucked up."} +{"tweet": "@LeNoirAuteur yeah, the first time a chick shows up at my cabin in the woods, I'd call cops. Who wouldn't after it happens twice?"} +{"tweet": "I hate sluts"} +{"tweet": "So about how @amaliaescobar19 an I have a history exam tomorrow and know nothing....."} +{"tweet": "Almost done with season 2 of @BeingHumanSyfy. Can't wait for season 3! @SamWitwer @SammyHuntington @MeaghanRath @Syfy #BeingHumanNow"} +{"tweet": "I want fifa 14 right now in my xbox PLEASE"} +{"tweet": "I'm to cold.."} +{"tweet": "It feels like an explosion is going off in my mouth right now."} +{"tweet": "Planning my day off tomorrow #excited"} +{"tweet": "I love @Kels_Lynn2115 and our strange sisterhood."} +{"tweet": "I have such a headache! I only had 2 beers last night + a shot \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Nobody knows the difference between a punk and a genuine guy"} +{"tweet": "okay be that way"} +{"tweet": "HAHAHAAHA"} +{"tweet": "@Casss_06 isn't it...... weird."} +{"tweet": "Ugh idk what to do ab tomorrow night"} +{"tweet": "I'd be the perfect wife, OMG."} +{"tweet": "Going back to the mats on Monday. Hoping all this well behind me."} +{"tweet": "I wish Shelby would get here sooner \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Beat out waitresses record. Good enough."} +{"tweet": "I hope @jess_guest didn't get kidnapped on the way home..."} +{"tweet": "@VictoriasSecret please help me with a new hoodie this Christmas! #VSNiceList"} +{"tweet": "Why am I so unbelievably tired today!? Someone throw an iced mocha my way \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "We got a ball game now!"} +{"tweet": "@huizekakelbont take advantage of a sick girl when her defenses down not me I never do that hahaha"} +{"tweet": "I'm so tired of giving my all and getting nothing in return."} +{"tweet": "Hmm I sure wish wine was a delivery thing. I'm out and don't want to pack Nykolus up to go and get some."} +{"tweet": "I HATE YOU, MANDY!!!"} +{"tweet": "I cannot get over how amazing this weather is! It's a beautiful day for yard work! #nashville"} +{"tweet": "@Foreman0804 @tominaro @k_may23 hahahahaha"} +{"tweet": "IM SCREAMING AT THIS SHOW"} +{"tweet": "It's always the same people up late on twitter"} +{"tweet": "@kylejennings20 haha wow I'm stupid \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Still haven't replied to me.."} +{"tweet": "@GretchenWaller \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@CASE_ofaids \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@andersonlive welcome back we love you"} +{"tweet": "Almost crashed into you @CraigAlan23"} +{"tweet": "First ever McRib today...in love"} +{"tweet": "Three more hours.."} +{"tweet": "When hearing he's happy finally feels goood"} +{"tweet": "@kalynmAgee @jalen_devine you guys? That seems like derogatory statement"} +{"tweet": "You must be clueless"} +{"tweet": "@AshBriann it's offensive"} +{"tweet": "@ImagineLegacy oh well they pulled us over and said that we smelt like marijuana... then he said our eyes looked red and our pupils dilated"} +{"tweet": "I don't hate anyone, but you're the one I dislike the most. I don't understand at all. Why?"} +{"tweet": "And computers are fun"} +{"tweet": "Someone please gif that Claude Giroux temper tantrum at the bench"} +{"tweet": "I think Emily is a little drunk"} +{"tweet": "Exactly."} +{"tweet": "Don't wanna take this test \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "I wonder, if I ever cross your mind? For me it happens all time"} +{"tweet": "I really miss this summer."} +{"tweet": "I miss @dakotaDKsmith !"} +{"tweet": "To be honest, I can't really enjoy country music without sitting around a fire on a summer night with a drink in my hand"} +{"tweet": "A bug just landed on me and I literally sprinted inside \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 I'm pathetic"} +{"tweet": "only is you knew"} +{"tweet": "having a great night!! :) @TaylorSnyder3 @BrookeeMonstar @braydon_04"} +{"tweet": "Yay get to house sit again #boonies #lonely"} +{"tweet": "@kyleshulund probably looking for me:)"} +{"tweet": "So confused at catching fire I don't even care"} +{"tweet": "He's the truth"} +{"tweet": "@ComedianSpank man that might be the mat overhyped motivational tactic ever...ain't nobody telling pol that shit!"} +{"tweet": "In my arms in My mind till i die Scorpio your sign look so fine"} +{"tweet": "7 more days \\ue404"} +{"tweet": "All hail the queen @NICKIMINAJ"} +{"tweet": "@emmmmaosborne holla! They go in sale Friday!"} +{"tweet": "\\It always happens at this time,Like clock work. You lose interest in keeping me, I loose ideas on how to keep you here. It takes 2\\\"\\n-Vow\""} +{"tweet": "@jenden91hotmail I'm getting my drank on!! Lol"} +{"tweet": "@LilGru25 Hahah! I just laughed out loud and yess we are for sure \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "So confused, is tomorrow blue or gold?..."} +{"tweet": "Wind 8.3 mph N. Barometer 30.14 in, Falling slowly. Temperature 15.6 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 70%"} +{"tweet": "That snow angel made my day wonderful"} +{"tweet": "And it's beginning to get to me that I know more of the stars and sea, than I do of what's in your head."} +{"tweet": "@tiittttss surgery to get them taken out is 10x easier to recover from when they've already came in"} +{"tweet": "Praying for everyone in OK and in my hometown St. Louis with these crazy tornadoes, hope everyone is safe"} +{"tweet": "Whenever I'm just sitting in my room I think hey I should clean my room. But then I end up sleeping... :/"} +{"tweet": "Anybody who still has to be out in this snow please be careful! It's getting worse by the minute! #PrayingForSafety"} +{"tweet": "You're dumb, and I'm done. #ByeBitch"} +{"tweet": "That NHL 12 ref better watch his fucking back. #hosed"} +{"tweet": "It's the mother fuckin' weekend \\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@1amanda2holder3 @TylerJachelski @julia_goldman yeah nevermind I won't be getting done"} +{"tweet": "#TellAGirlSheIsBeautifulDay @DeziLarrivee8"} +{"tweet": "@catlynnrose ugh"} +{"tweet": "#20FactsAboutMyBrother he was an amazing football player, baseball player, and wrestler."} +{"tweet": "Holy moly... What a drive."} +{"tweet": "@AA_Diamond when do you move in?"} +{"tweet": "what's worse than exam week? having a sinus infection while trying to study...#why \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Terrible"} +{"tweet": "Kid Cudi doesn't even rap anymore. He just smokes now. The rap game is defunked now guys. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "WHY THE FUCK?!"} +{"tweet": "STOP RAINING"} +{"tweet": "Hot tub with my hottie \\ud83d\\ude3d"} +{"tweet": "Black jerseys for today's game! Sweet #BeatLouisville"} +{"tweet": "Recently decided that I am not longer going to correct auto correct. So sorry."} +{"tweet": "@EmperorWudan they've got too many players that need the ball to score and they obviously haven't learned how to play off the ball haha"} +{"tweet": "@wynter_libby kk"} +{"tweet": "@bruinshockeynow I'd love to see Spoon get a shot, kids got a lot of talent. 3rd line will be very interesting."} +{"tweet": "@kristen_emm @vfinch As soon as I get the motivation to stand up, I'm going to get that 40."} +{"tweet": "Chillin"} +{"tweet": "There are days every now and again I pretend I'm okay"} +{"tweet": "\\Don't you know that I love you, I wouldn't dream of going no where's\\\"\\ud83c\\udfb6\""} +{"tweet": "My peeps @brennakhogan9 @AllyMurphy8 @erou258 #Reagan >>>> your peeps"} +{"tweet": "FINALLY! praise The Lord \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@zachdaniels65 just listened to it! Loved it thank you :)"} +{"tweet": "Fixin supper and getting ready for the packers game"} +{"tweet": "Just remembered that we cut my weigh-in singlet from last year.. #ticked \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "not feelin the whole school thing tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@j_creww omg from who I get them too"} +{"tweet": "Weather was great, until I stepped on the turf\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Just bought all of my textbooks for the semester. \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@stupidgayfag unless they're straight"} +{"tweet": "The splinter in my hand can fuck itself"} +{"tweet": "@Whitesiders_INA Knoxville, Tennessee <3"} +{"tweet": "So excited to pay to get my car cleaned even though I got it cleaned a week ago."} +{"tweet": "@jedrusk20 wish I could say the same about you..."} +{"tweet": "Everything happens for a reason, wether you want it to or not."} +{"tweet": "@KatieWideman no you don't. You won't be able to leave the kitchen."} +{"tweet": "Baseball pants omg"} +{"tweet": "What's up @ryanpicard1? Haven't seen you in a while!"} +{"tweet": "you wake up skinny, attractive, rich and everybody cares about u"} +{"tweet": "Don't want to sleep alone tonight. \\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "Hearing Wagon Wheel on the way to school, Yupp today is gonna be a great day \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "How bout youuu shut the fuck upp."} +{"tweet": "Exhausted is an understatement. Naptime before I go see @taylorrkristen and @MeggannAshleyy looking more beautiful then usual! \\u263a\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "That @Saints defense is what I'm talking about, #WhoDat. #NFL @NFLONFOX"} +{"tweet": "I feel bad for people sitting in this cold at the pats game"} +{"tweet": "Spending the day with my babbe @Samgill14"} +{"tweet": "My worst fear in life is meeting drake and not being able to be his friend."} +{"tweet": "Shedding Some Light! I've shaded some"} +{"tweet": "@cayleemarks awhhhh Caylee is tired of the goat thing. \\ud83d\\udc4e\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "In my dreams you'd still be here."} +{"tweet": "@darrenjackson54 @IMPACTWRESTLING me too bro..but I'm going to get my college degree 1st..then become the world champ"} +{"tweet": "Don't worry you guys. I know you were worried with all the fashion show tweets but I'm still here to bitch about finals #yerwelcum"} +{"tweet": "@HeraldNetPreps I play for Granite falls"} +{"tweet": "Well this one is over.."} +{"tweet": "@iLuke @palantir they must be cool if they hired you, Luke!"} +{"tweet": "@H_Morgenstern buckeye donuts in 5"} +{"tweet": "this is the life of a dreamer"} +{"tweet": "Time to come up"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealNardawg pretties!!! \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@princessarijana sorry it's all the netflix I've been watching I've set my head in fantasy \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "\\You are loved more than you will ever know by someone who died to know you.\\\" \\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\udc95\""} +{"tweet": "@unclelogan5 I'm not sure why that tweet happened, my phone went wild there for a second haha"} +{"tweet": "@cyndatrill \\nThey are lyrics dude"} +{"tweet": "And you wernt going to"} +{"tweet": "#one day ill be famous and everyone that doubted me will be forgotten"} +{"tweet": "The girls are finally asleep. #thankgoodness"} +{"tweet": "@photogman that's great... fine upstanding citizen.... I'm sure it's all a big misunderstanding."} +{"tweet": "$50 whoever writes this midterm paper for me due at 8 am not sure what it's on though haven't looked yet"} +{"tweet": "French toast crunch best cereal"} +{"tweet": "Brad Pitt in Moneyball has anger problems like me"} +{"tweet": "Oh great more poison ivy :)"} +{"tweet": "This would happen to me. There's my bad luck kicking in again."} +{"tweet": "@Mr_Prattastic Chady should really be on twitter. Imagine what he can do in 140 characters or less."} +{"tweet": "Wanna make out. Not a good mood for on my way to work. #wierd"} +{"tweet": "Whatever , I'm done having friends. \\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Is anyone trying to go to loon this week?"} +{"tweet": "@pickels23 @PBandJenelley_1 @JamesDuffy01 if she's is 17 it could've been 14 add 9 months that's so sick and sad."} +{"tweet": "I miss you, but fuck you."} +{"tweet": "You want me to go places. Yet when I ask you always say no"} +{"tweet": "Cookies for dinner is never a bad alternative"} +{"tweet": "@caityferree was that you who honked?!?!?"} +{"tweet": "If you want to push me away don't expect me to come crawling back. You distance yourself from me then I'll respect your decision."} +{"tweet": "@Shelleyology That's my Jump off right there !!"} +{"tweet": "I didn't know if you do one bad thing in your life you are a skank. Sorry my bad."} +{"tweet": "@Whiteboy7thst #GOPACKGO"} +{"tweet": "Is a 53 considered bombing your biology test? #ithinkso #senioritis"} +{"tweet": "@MadisonFiebs well you sound ridiculous. You're SO gorgeous. So, shush up."} +{"tweet": "My level of maturity depends on who I am around.... True story"} +{"tweet": "@JimmyHyams is there a walk-on who is 3rd string? Stranger things have happened."} +{"tweet": "I got the blues"} +{"tweet": "Dear Jesus, please let it continue to snow so I won't have my 8am quiz. I really need a day to play catch up. Pretty Please w/Sugar on top!?"} +{"tweet": "I need a beer..... Or 12 \\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Almost forgot that I'm going to see Between the Buried and Me and Coheed Friday Fuck yaaa!"} +{"tweet": "And?\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Funniest car ride home with @Badham23 @oldmanclemons28 @LMoodie7 #canadianopen #exhausted"} +{"tweet": "MADDEN"} +{"tweet": "@clare_hoke93 @connorarvay hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "@Im_Da_Ishh @EmilyKella sorry Kelsey \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "Driving @matwkelly's BMW with @KelseyNich @MACn_cheese9"} +{"tweet": "People just hate being reliable don't they..."} +{"tweet": "I wish I was friends with my neighbours"} +{"tweet": "@sloppynicole YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE AND MISS YOU!"} +{"tweet": "@eternal_weekend it's so trashy I want to live there for 6 months and return home a broke burn out w crusty lips"} +{"tweet": "@MiCRAYla is truer than true tonight \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Night tests are good bc I can study all day. Night tests are bad bc I stress all day. #collegelife"} +{"tweet": "@SeanMulkeen @jackkyblack12 let's ball!"} +{"tweet": "tonight was fantastic \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Shout out to me for having the common sense to put a garbage can next to my bed incase I puked"} +{"tweet": "It ends tonight."} +{"tweet": "Thank God hockeys back @nhlbruins @patriots #bummerdeal #AFCChampionship \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@laurainez88 @chrismanofgod31 @see_amanda y'all need to #PTFD I'm trying to tweet my emotions."} +{"tweet": "@andre_flores_ how much do you want for it?"} +{"tweet": "@marcrote of @EPICprivacy talks about the problems with the ever changing privacy settings of Facebook. @StRegisAspen -Jana M."} +{"tweet": "@jimmyt07 big foot is the same way!"} +{"tweet": "Nothing to say to you."} +{"tweet": "Here's to never growing up \\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "Still in bed."} +{"tweet": "I really can't believe I'm missing the Walking Dead marathon today \\ud83d\\ude2d."} +{"tweet": "Somehow in my drunk state of mind last night I thought it was a good idea to ditch my $30 flip flops so I could walk faster. #Genius"} +{"tweet": "NyQuil will be needed tonight. I can already tell"} +{"tweet": "@lilmijo925 that's good :)"} +{"tweet": "Asking my dad if I could go to heathers tonight all he said is \\do you not like this house? You're never home!\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Gunna put the world away for a minute, pretend I don't live in it. sunshines gunna wash my blues away.#ZBB"} +{"tweet": "What's there to do in Ocean City in the rain? \\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83c\\udf02"} +{"tweet": "Freedom is a state of mind\\ud83c\\udf1b\\ud83d\\udcab\\ud83c\\udf0c"} +{"tweet": "don't take your anger out on me \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "My phone is on 25% and I still have 2 more hours of work. #firstworldproblems"} +{"tweet": "@n1na_me I'm feeling horrible but I have to work :("} +{"tweet": "@amayes25 oh\\ud83d\\udc34miracle?"} +{"tweet": "Futurama episode where Bender is a penguin >>>>"} +{"tweet": "i can not deal with miserable people anymore"} +{"tweet": "sibling bonding time \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "John Cena can go back to being the good guy again"} +{"tweet": "dr. phil he needs jail!! I've been there it's the best thing for him!!"} +{"tweet": "Exhausted!!"} +{"tweet": "I really like @espn 's #MNF intro. No stupid song, just a collage of the history of mnf. It appeals to football fans, not #mtv fans."} +{"tweet": "I can not stand my mom"} +{"tweet": "Life with you makes perfect sense. You're my best friend."} +{"tweet": "please don't let @andrewperloff ruin GOT for me. I haven't seen it.or at least give fair warning. @PaulPabst @twoadayz @HiMyNameIsSeton"} +{"tweet": "@Katieexoxo_ haha its like three inches of rain, storms till friday \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 its youth week this week too!"} +{"tweet": "He kept quizzing me about my stances of the Catholic Church and pope Francis. Then he asked me to go to church with him! #what?? #whoareyou"} +{"tweet": "@AveryWheat2 i'm mad at you, you bastard."} +{"tweet": "@yojoshh the hate is strong"} +{"tweet": "@JordyJay4 #daymade"} +{"tweet": "@SamiJohnson2 it better not be anyone annoying or new."} +{"tweet": "That was so random! #haha"} +{"tweet": "@Morgan__Scott alright that sounds better"} +{"tweet": "@j_hirsch thanks. Good perspective. Now, on to IM training."} +{"tweet": "i apologize for that last tweet, i kinda suck. sorry"} +{"tweet": "@johnwbuss ITS QUITE FRIGHTENING"} +{"tweet": "Tom Brady is getting fantastic blockage from his o-line. Now throw the ball!!!! Stop taking forever!!! Receivers get open!!!"} +{"tweet": "Bowling would be perfect for today!"} +{"tweet": "Rip phone battery."} +{"tweet": "@AHOinmybed jimmy johns it is!"} +{"tweet": "@erin_jaggers ridiculous ."} +{"tweet": "Had so much fun yesterday playing ball with @GivensOblivion <3"} +{"tweet": "The flavor of your lips is enough to keep me here."} +{"tweet": "@BCasey25 seriously I could out eat half the team. \\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "\\I don't know what happened or why, but it did. And I am truly blessed to have you.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "wow i feel embarassed for whoevers singing"} +{"tweet": "I will NEVER use Paypal again! They reversed a valid transaction because they said $1800 was too risky for them...delaying my purchase a wk."} +{"tweet": "About to watch some good football!! #BAMAvsTAMU"} +{"tweet": "#nosleep"} +{"tweet": "Shain Gandee from Buckwild was found dead.. say what?????"} +{"tweet": "@dani_m13 yes yes it is"} +{"tweet": "I feel sick \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I love this girl"} +{"tweet": "I just realized how much Sam's face pisses me off in my profile pic"} +{"tweet": "@alyssa_gill I want ur boyfriend just thought you Should know"} +{"tweet": "@jalli @allisonaaronb I'll do it!"} +{"tweet": "Feels good to be home"} +{"tweet": "My house is so loud right now. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@foitziktm Your welcome #LaceUp"} +{"tweet": "Love me tender, love me true and all my dreams fulfill."} +{"tweet": "@kellstagram I LOVE YOU YOURS IS TO PRETTY"} +{"tweet": "It's scary to think nothing can kill that 0.01% germ."} +{"tweet": "@madisonhelbig I LOVE YOU"} +{"tweet": "I know I've had a productive day when the last time my twitter was refreshed was 6 hours ago"} +{"tweet": "In love with the idea of her I guess"} +{"tweet": "Whatever going to fucking bed dude"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@AntiJokeJamal: What do you do with a sick boat? \\n\\nTake it to the dock.\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "Fastest game of my life... @Luciano4Michael with a shutout #beast #fuckwakefeild"} +{"tweet": "@KenzieDoughty Lesbehonest"} +{"tweet": "So excited to sleeeep. #beyondtired"} +{"tweet": "She officially sucks #grace"} +{"tweet": "The grey makes wolves look worse than they actually are."} +{"tweet": "@DaniBabcock1 oh I know!! Definitely missing those and you :("} +{"tweet": "@beau_petty you're drunk"} +{"tweet": "@rymc216 what's your number man"} +{"tweet": "Im sorry. You assume that I give a fuck."} +{"tweet": "If she's not a 10 she's a 9.9"} +{"tweet": "Wah"} +{"tweet": "@BradenWhited is that a real question!?"} +{"tweet": "@SyrenDeMerXXX looking good"} +{"tweet": "im bored. SO ASK"} +{"tweet": "Last year for thanksgiving I went to my family dinner and the afterwards I hung out with Ray\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc6d #inseparable"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna go hooooomeeee. This semester is kicking my butt."} +{"tweet": "@t_tenn10 awesome :) ill give you mine too!"} +{"tweet": "Having your own car is great."} +{"tweet": "@earljethro lol noooo I'm so sorry \\ud83d\\ude02. Um side note...when will I get to ride in the new ride? Lol"} +{"tweet": "Looks like my gpa's old girlfriend is going to be getting pounded by rhonda in prison! #justiceisservedbitch #rotinhell"} +{"tweet": "My body isn't perfect but I love the shit out of it..."} +{"tweet": "@Auzzy_SWAG you can come too?!"} +{"tweet": "This weather makes me want to shoot myself \\ud83d\\udc66\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Having a bonfire tonight, text me if you want to come! \\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "Did I tell you about getting humped by a duck once?"} +{"tweet": "If you value your sanity stay clear of the mall today. Wow."} +{"tweet": "@tyctice @SteppenClark can't wait to take her on the first date then?\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\udc4csee y'all there\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@Keef_Sweat_ classic macgruber"} +{"tweet": "A"} +{"tweet": "@THJ10Number1Fan wanna comeover ?"} +{"tweet": "@_tomcc LOL! Hay=Horses? Right"} +{"tweet": "It really is comical though... \\ud83d\\ude02\\u270b #stopit \\ud83d\\udc4b"} +{"tweet": "@kellyinvegas @leemonjello We're in the midwest, and K-State grads."} +{"tweet": "tonight<<<"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna cuddle someone so hard. #aggressivecuddle"} +{"tweet": "Done"} +{"tweet": "In the middle of an episode of law and order and my laptop logs out.k cool."} +{"tweet": "#lonely. \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "I can promise you won't regret it... We will prove them wrong :)"} +{"tweet": "As of now, I'm choosing to fail physics. Fuck this class."} +{"tweet": "Easily one of the worst days I've ever had."} +{"tweet": "I've gotten a lot closer to people on the trip"} +{"tweet": "@cmmoonneeyyyy hospital and it's been close to it."} +{"tweet": "Jade is a vegetarian and the first meat she's ever eaten was a goddam hotdog"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@UberFacts: Movie theatres don\\u2019t let you bring in outside food because each theatre makes more money selling snacks, than selling tickets.\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "Of course..."} +{"tweet": "@allybaybayyy yes you too"} +{"tweet": "pissed that i like you so much"} +{"tweet": "These international soccer girls from UNOH trying to figure out paper work at the doctors office"} +{"tweet": "I was hoping to see @eheadyjr on locked up Grand Rapids!"} +{"tweet": "On some serious shit tho Myers with the fuck for their goal \\ud83d\\ude12 #ofcourse"} +{"tweet": "Sorry that I'm not the perfect fucking child you expected me to be."} +{"tweet": "@emileemayo news to me"} +{"tweet": "And I wish my boyfriend would wake up already so I could talk to him before I go to work >.> @BronsonTylor"} +{"tweet": "@thejackferia When is it playing?"} +{"tweet": "Cause I see you across the room and you the baddest in the building, what's up? \\ud83c\\udfb6 #Omarion"} +{"tweet": "@BelchaGrace let's just drop out this semester so we can put our focus on it and come back next semester"} +{"tweet": "Sore \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "This is long overdue"} +{"tweet": "Looks like I'm not competing this year .."} +{"tweet": "@BrandiStorlazzi you would scare anyone away #letsbehonest"} +{"tweet": "Get down to #competitivenutruon for great Halloween deals today!"} +{"tweet": "Like no one is ever on twitter anymore"} +{"tweet": "Most of my honest dm's are just \\ur a hoe\\\" lol\\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83c\\udf00\""} +{"tweet": "Getting tired of this rain."} +{"tweet": "@BabyKatyBear what the fuck are you talking about lol"} +{"tweet": "I really enjoy sitting by my fireplace \\ud83d\\ude0a #warm"} +{"tweet": "Really again..."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@kayleemillerrr Yeah they at the hospital."} +{"tweet": "I dont understand how theres freshman with bigger boobs than mine \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Woke up to go pee and I can't go back to sleep \\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Just kidding. I'm not allergic to anything."} +{"tweet": "People are shady tonight I swear."} +{"tweet": "@leah_malam @CasimerWieleba I miss you fags. Excited for New Years!!"} +{"tweet": "@rachel_marion almost there"} +{"tweet": "My lips are super puffy swollen. Now if they could just stay like this always that would be greeeatt."} +{"tweet": "@lexstaley go Hawks!"} +{"tweet": "Perfect time for some Amy Whinehouse #soul"} +{"tweet": "@mariah_raeee blank"} +{"tweet": "Someday when I'm famous and people are going to tweet \\Can I get a retweet @brandilavigne17?\\\" and I won't even acknowlede it.\""} +{"tweet": "What would I do without @BradWarnock21 ? #bff \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@sessthemess jealousss \\ud83d\\udc6f\\ud83c\\udf89\\u2600\\ud83d\\ude0d have fun !!! \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "What a day.. when's tomorrow coming?"} +{"tweet": "I asked my dad if I could order a book and he asked what book so I handed him my phone with a picture pulled up of the satanic bible\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I want that one girlfriend that will always be there for me and never let me give up. #Wishes"} +{"tweet": "Come on tribe. #stepitup"} +{"tweet": "@SkyEatsHeasley omg and now he needs surgery I'm so sad"} +{"tweet": "I shared power with 23 million people and we never lost power. You'd better fix it in less than 3 hours, Michigan government!"} +{"tweet": "Exercise in air conditioning! Zumba at 4:45! :)"} +{"tweet": "Just won pong by hitting ring of death behind the back..."} +{"tweet": "@MRich_24 I love kid rock"} +{"tweet": "@softballfreak76 @ka this guy is going to be wondering why you're tweeting at him haha #fail"} +{"tweet": "Honestly love my vb girls more than anything \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "A good run, a cold shower, now a thunder storm to help me sleep #Perfect"} +{"tweet": "@t4stywh34t @mahfrot @epicl3sis fwiw, I am in for any and all leagues."} +{"tweet": "Wow what a day its been went from good ole OGT's to that! \\ud83d\\ude33 Never again! Not for a while!"} +{"tweet": "@D_rewww thank you drew!!"} +{"tweet": "Storms"} +{"tweet": "But seriously what does a man have to do to get some mini donuts in his life?"} +{"tweet": "Can I just skip right to being a nurse? This cna stuff isn't for me.."} +{"tweet": "@_kellyyyann yeah I think dexter has especially gotten me nervous"} +{"tweet": "\\@ThaTrippyKing: I feel like I'm naturally on molly.\\\" #StayTrippy\""} +{"tweet": "@chancedominik you can't make me"} +{"tweet": "@cass5514 @J_WRIGHT2525 @ohhey_lily @kalen4president indeed we are."} +{"tweet": "The Great Gatsby is probably one of my favorite movies\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@Winka_7 @CTAYLOR3420 what are you fellas doing tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@Erin_Anne32 how much money are you bringing?"} +{"tweet": "@alexispanda_ Thanks c: but my tips will have to stay this shitty shade of brownish blonde until tomorrow night. /:"} +{"tweet": "Emotionless texters <<< \\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "@gfoote22 pleasseeeee...."} +{"tweet": "@Ashton5SOS HOLY GRAIL."} +{"tweet": "Really just done with people right now. If you are going to be this way just be honest with me."} +{"tweet": "I've never owned any type of name brand purse , can't fathom spending $500 bucks on a purse \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "In so much pain today and getting super cranky.... This is a warning to anyone who may talk to me today. Do not take what I say personally."} +{"tweet": "@AdamBoatman75 You still got enough left to buy us some Roush Stage 3's?"} +{"tweet": "@bcoffey13 sad thing is... It was yesterday.. \\ud83d\\ude01\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Have fun in Florida @a_bielinski ! :)"} +{"tweet": "@KF4G fucking faggot hipster"} +{"tweet": "Now baby be mine ...\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Good luck at regionals today, @MaeMaeCrayCray! #LoveYou #KickAss \\ud83c\\udfbe"} +{"tweet": "@the_dunning i tried"} +{"tweet": "So who's having the fire tonight?\\u2600\\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "That would be cool if you just went ahead & asked for the numba \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "People always have to talk shit Bout your job, but typically they don't even have a job. talk shit to someone who cares"} +{"tweet": "What happens if we end up liking each other more..?"} +{"tweet": "You better move. You better dance. Lets make a night you won't remember. I'll be the one you won't forget."} +{"tweet": "I don't wanna see you go but I love to watch you leave\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Basketball players everywhere in the mall..."} +{"tweet": "Did @BigCooney find his ID?"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow land? That's seriously funny. @JoeJoeMalo"} +{"tweet": "@kristenfaydona love you more. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@stoolpresidente I've been preaching wild caught salmon for years. Thanks for giving a voice to the voiceless."} +{"tweet": "Really screwed up by not looking at more colleges than in state"} +{"tweet": "@Traceballbrady Casey donahew band!"} +{"tweet": "@Leggalicious it's always the guy at the prime rib station Christmas buffet 2009."} +{"tweet": "In love that I'm sitting at sweetFrog with a large bag of five guys burgers oozing in oil."} +{"tweet": "thrift shop is so old any more"} +{"tweet": "Seriously the hardest decision I have to make right now is to either get the pair of basketball shoes I want right now for 175 or not! :/"} +{"tweet": "@ChickJustin mean face"} +{"tweet": "@brianahess1 I'm stressin, don't judge me."} +{"tweet": "I want to go out and forget about everything for ONE night. No parents. No rules. No nothing that can stop me from enjoying myself."} +{"tweet": "Thinking about summer makes me want to cry lol #hurry"} +{"tweet": "She got the mood ring, she's never the same She's sunny one minute then she's pouring down rain."} +{"tweet": "not knowing practice isn't until 7 tonight and showing up for jv practice at 9 in the morning < #fml"} +{"tweet": "@KalebBray_32 for sure! I'm hoping to work aLl break"} +{"tweet": "@CaitlinBoyd7 I'm sorry Miss Boyd but your team just isn't that good... Sowwwy....."} +{"tweet": "These sleeping pills better make me sleep like a baby \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@FootballTimeMag #BrickByBrick"} +{"tweet": "the bows look fabulous and super sparkly \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83c\\udf80"} +{"tweet": "@Hot_Chocolate18 eggs? and you know that it's not Channing Tatum, it's ZAC EFRON. \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "@R_LanaBanana I want to vom thinking about it"} +{"tweet": "Guess I'm just anoutherr one of those kids you know with the face and the hair"} +{"tweet": "Just saw a dunks Irish creme commercial, but the dunks I went to today was done selling it until next year...the fuck."} +{"tweet": "Well I haven't done my makeup math or my homework for math for today."} +{"tweet": "@nashlea_16 So what you're tryin to say is you're tryin to throw with me sometime this week...? \\ud83c\\udfbe"} +{"tweet": "@AndyMcDonald89 The Jeselnik Offensive is REAL funny"} +{"tweet": "@shauna__collins oh yeah that's right!!! I want a third one"} +{"tweet": "Got like 11 hours of sleep #happy"} +{"tweet": "@karla_ronan I knowww get our drank on\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@BrandiGlanville couldn't stop reading it! finished the whole book in a day and a half so good!\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Suiting up behind the pipes, second night in a row #brickwall"} +{"tweet": "Lolol. One day at a time. I'm sticking to my New Years resolution of being a nicer person.. Well almost ;p"} +{"tweet": "I hate sleeping alone."} +{"tweet": "HAHAHA"} +{"tweet": "@KayMaria1995 24..."} +{"tweet": "@absolute_angie that's beautiful! I want to trade places."} +{"tweet": "I see you but you can't find me! #nowyouseemenowyoudon't;)"} +{"tweet": "Someone please show me how country feels"} +{"tweet": "@Peytonnicole_2 who I was just talking about"} +{"tweet": "While the door to my cottage is open to brave men, it is eternally shut against cowards.\\-Elizabeth Houston gifting a muskat to her son,Sam\""} +{"tweet": "\\Get the fuck out of my way. and I mean that in the nicest way possible.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@anderson_sydni is the one who got me addicted to PLL, thank you Syd, best thing that's ever happened to me. \\u263a\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I would like to apologize to @Haley_Lynn for the multiple phone calls last night! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@MattHighh @GirlHeRich @iAmMrCarson My guide dog knows his way around campus already! I'm blind!"} +{"tweet": "My apologies, it was Schroeder. Shoot me. #brewers"} +{"tweet": "@RunningKathy no, that IS the punchline."} +{"tweet": "Won our 1st slowpitch game of summer, now its time to get on a plane early in the am & put my ass in the sand of mexico! #swampdonks #yeeyee"} +{"tweet": "I still hate this song but that cat outfit is rad"} +{"tweet": "It's alright just wait and see, your string of lights are still bright to me"} +{"tweet": "ATTENTION FRIENDS: YOU GET YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS AFTER CHRISTMAS OKAY DEAL"} +{"tweet": "@kannpeck I know im leaving early for an appt and just noticed I have to come back for that \\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Kinda happy I'm home I miss my friends so much"} +{"tweet": "Nothing says school spirit like a huge mascot tattooed on your right arm"} +{"tweet": "Tonight. I will drawwwww"} +{"tweet": "@CodyAllenShaw1 @i_Rock_14 might play"} +{"tweet": "@JustineLyons Yay come to me in Merica! :)"} +{"tweet": "food is the love of my life. nothing can taste so bitter sweet.. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I miss Soph being little, but I love the age she is at. She will just go play w/ her toys in her room & I'm able to clean."} +{"tweet": "That Bad your Team Sucks so Bad you Gotta Say 'If we Make it To the Playoffs' lol"} +{"tweet": "@nora_lynn11 I have to babysit Sam cause my mom is going out"} +{"tweet": "@AaronGoodwin I speak 4 languages and one of them is seal! You crack me up <3"} +{"tweet": "Why did I have to wreck... GOD DAMNIT, everything went straight to shit since then.. Everything.."} +{"tweet": "Speaking of which, new Switchfoot is kinda trippy. It's wonderful, #FadingWestEP"} +{"tweet": "I am so happy I saw my fav brothers tn"} +{"tweet": "@littleshea_w @tamz_22 lolol we can bring the baseball bat! Have you ever been to cedar point"} +{"tweet": "And you never say \\Hey\\\"\\nOr remember my name.\\nAnd it's probably cause you think you're cooler than me\""} +{"tweet": "It's amazing how many words u decide u don't need after u figure out that what u wanna say is more than 140 characters."} +{"tweet": "Why does everyone want gas, stop it!"} +{"tweet": "Anyone who hates snow, i automatically hate also \\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83d\\udca5"} +{"tweet": "Kettle corn.. Gimme!"} +{"tweet": "God damn you for making me fall in love with you"} +{"tweet": "@KelbyDiyer and...."} +{"tweet": "@Stancherry95 fuck you."} +{"tweet": "To much thinking right now..."} +{"tweet": "@JonathanGodwin oh yeah, there's plenty. Especially when Chattanooga is 15 min away"} +{"tweet": "It's easy to tell that thanksgiving is being forget about because there are no turkey emojis"} +{"tweet": "@kjeantaylor Hahahahahaha I love you this tweet just made my night"} +{"tweet": "Huge shoutout and much respect to the entire cast and crew of NDCL's Here Come the Brides! It was a great show!"} +{"tweet": "@Despo66 Nicosia how did you do last night."} +{"tweet": "Someone come over and help me pack lol"} +{"tweet": "@JayBellBooks good choices, Shelter is also my number 1 :)"} +{"tweet": "@KyraBoland im like an hour and 45 mins away from there"} +{"tweet": "I apologize for my drunken tweets I will not let it happen again"} +{"tweet": "@1SarahORourke hahaha thanks for reminding me."} +{"tweet": "@TaylorLong_27 We have no lives, we spend our days talking about this \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "She listens to everyone but me."} +{"tweet": "I hate this class and 90% of the people in it"} +{"tweet": "@The1CalledTrev Not a whole lot, drinking a monster, sitting here in the sun with my aviators on. Same ol same :) #forever"} +{"tweet": "@TweetLikeAGirI they're perf"} +{"tweet": "I still hate you so much even though you've been a nothing for three months. #dumbbitch"} +{"tweet": "I'm much too young to wanna be younger now"} +{"tweet": "I miss everything about you"} +{"tweet": "In the mood for some Chinese food"} +{"tweet": "@ChrisPeckover he just read our Convo through his mask and decided to give up a goal bc we were talking shit."} +{"tweet": "i cannot and will not ever be able to take you seriously"} +{"tweet": "@DMichaelll oh for sure bro and I wanna try that shotgun thing again"} +{"tweet": "So cold outside."} +{"tweet": "I'm underwater in my dreams"} +{"tweet": "Taking back Sunday >>"} +{"tweet": "I always get so scared when the power goes off:("} +{"tweet": "#irritated"} +{"tweet": "@VINNYGUADAGNINO \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@Ignacio_Zanetta be there in 5"} +{"tweet": "@BallinLike_Melo word word"} +{"tweet": "@DmacsBack \\ud83d\\ude0a thank you"} +{"tweet": "So excited for this chiropractic appointment \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone wanna buy me some snow tires?"} +{"tweet": "@BriiiRosee feds always lurkin"} +{"tweet": "@emmmmliz_ sure do 4-10"} +{"tweet": "@MazinnnMorgann_ @HollaaHollie what?! \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I'm so upset"} +{"tweet": "@Rafael_Aguirre1 sure!!!"} +{"tweet": "@JesslynMechelle I freakin love you more \\ud83d\\udc4f\\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Dayum Ima be fucked up tomorrow taking that TIA Essay shit lol"} +{"tweet": "@Kat_Adam that's happened to me and it might be the only scenario which has made me sad enough to quit drinking!"} +{"tweet": "pool day with bebe. \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "Just four more hours.."} +{"tweet": "@EdBouchette isn't that a pick in next years draft??"} +{"tweet": "I could beat off to nature"} +{"tweet": "@BobbyPetronella if it doesn't move to Monroe it could move to Trumbull. It would be on our border. Either way."} +{"tweet": "Taco Bell \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "It's only Wednesday \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I hope everyone that abuses animals, will rot in hell. #Cruel #SoSad :("} +{"tweet": "@KatieCuster2 watch the one I just posted"} +{"tweet": "Making amends with @JacLaurita is just like joining the illuminati #RHONJ"} +{"tweet": "This nursing home is so fucking hot. I'm gonna puke. But then I've got to wait for my sister in the fucking cold. UGH NO WINNING."} +{"tweet": "@GlynnHeavrin @nicole_maultsby another video of my beautiful voice \\ud83d\\udc7c\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Please stay with me."} +{"tweet": "If anyone has a prom dress i could wear for friday let me know, it would be greatly appreciated #thanksinadvance"} +{"tweet": "wait but #CatchingFire comes out in 2 days.\\n\\nWhat are this"} +{"tweet": "A side note: The Redskins have defeated the eventual Super Bowl Champion the last 3 seasons. #HTTR"} +{"tweet": "Whoever has been posting stuff on my twitter and instagram...i will find you. And I will kill you."} +{"tweet": "I seriously cannot express my feeling toward that enough"} +{"tweet": "-8\\u00b0 whyyy is it so cold?"} +{"tweet": "Lol at the kids who thought Carroll would beat Carmel"} +{"tweet": "Here I go"} +{"tweet": "@WardT24 nothing yet.... lol giving me and log threats hahah"} +{"tweet": "@ofmiceandm0rgan I can't now bc we can't download stuff until midnight to give a.m. DM me?"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for the 6am Thanksgiving breakfast. I love this tradition."} +{"tweet": "You want this work or not?"} +{"tweet": "@AlHaynes31 \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "Well last night was an adventure"} +{"tweet": "Too many simple minded people in this world"} +{"tweet": "I WISH MY HAIR WOULD GROW. I need it to be just a WEEEEE bit longer!"} +{"tweet": "I've never wanted summer so bad before in my life"} +{"tweet": "I'm actually sad we don't have CCD tonight because I made cookies for everyone :("} +{"tweet": "I love Sundays. A day of rest, a day of worship."} +{"tweet": "Sugar Ray >>"} +{"tweet": "big meeting tomorrow in New Orleans. plays out how much future is gonna look!"} +{"tweet": "You can stop tweeting the same word anytime now."} +{"tweet": "So much for sleep... Wtf \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "@hollenbeck64 oh me and a few guys are getting together. At kyle rudesills house. And a couple of our buddies are coming to tell us about"} +{"tweet": "guess who has summer school in july"} +{"tweet": "Dang everyone's going to the movies"} +{"tweet": "@TLCintron lol same here \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Wtf is up with all these shiny helmets every team seems to be wearing? I don't like them."} +{"tweet": "Ice cream never sounded so good"} +{"tweet": "@ReganZobrist but you don't freeze\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I've always had a thing for you"} +{"tweet": "@breezybeaches if you insist"} +{"tweet": "@jtcook16 he's the only reason they're in half the games. But the teams delusional to think that he's the guy to lead a Super Bowl contender"} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry I,ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the vcr"} +{"tweet": "@jackattack_17 nope I hate them"} +{"tweet": "@CaptainAssBag why dont you have my number wtf! 6146233399"} +{"tweet": "I really wanna drink this weekend.\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "Watching Amish people run>>> lol it's different than normal people I swear."} +{"tweet": "I feel so bad that my puppy is scared of the storm. \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\udc36"} +{"tweet": "@kristi_crouch12 hahaha lol catch my drift?"} +{"tweet": "@GBPackers_Diva I wasnt mean?"} +{"tweet": "@ShelboLeah @oneill738 YAY :)"} +{"tweet": "Sometime I feel like Dr. Phil.. I just wish I had advice for myself \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\udc94\\u2728\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "Why am I even awake right now."} +{"tweet": "@laneshiloh - are you sure you're not my long-lost daughter?"} +{"tweet": "Mitch's hoodie smells just like him \\ud83d\\ude0d weed and body wash \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I still haven't seen the conjuring."} +{"tweet": "@NoahEngels YOUR FUCKING GOING"} +{"tweet": "@Kyle_Dm it's just funny that you think I wouldn't understand when my mom constantly does things just to put me down."} +{"tweet": "@debostic I hope your week goes a lot better ."} +{"tweet": "@bbenter29 ya that's so true! Apply at eoc and ill put I'm a good word lol I saw a lot of places were hiring in berlin! And woo banks to!"} +{"tweet": "ITD BE AWESOME if boss picked me up from the 29th block of Frederick and took me home sometime soon#imhungry"} +{"tweet": "Omg FSU..."} +{"tweet": "Unbelievable."} +{"tweet": "Cry"} +{"tweet": "My bro has a cat named Molly and a daughter named Jane. Not gonna lie, i like my goddaughter a lot more than my godcat."} +{"tweet": "I have to drive from wilmot to central.... Heeere we go"} +{"tweet": "It's either 100% or none...point blank period...I don't have time for no in between"} +{"tweet": "U can't hide from life, eventually you have to live it"} +{"tweet": "Seriously wish you could spend a day in my shoes"} +{"tweet": "@kappanjoe yeah it only gets weirder as you watch it more. I wouldn't really recommend it to anyone."} +{"tweet": "Spending time with my boyfriend >> #favorite"} +{"tweet": "I really fucking miss Emily"} +{"tweet": "@regankain sorry...:("} +{"tweet": "I'm very impatient"} +{"tweet": "@loorreeaall \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude2e how!!?"} +{"tweet": "@nicolepoganski that tweet brought me to tears"} +{"tweet": "@LA1harris hahahaha. You always subtweet girls just tag them jeeeeesus. :p"} +{"tweet": "@jlane422 agreed! SO much to catch up on :)"} +{"tweet": "@cassidybrooke_ @_princessbriii_ @itskaitlinbaby yeah I do why would I make that up"} +{"tweet": "I knew I shouldn't have believed you, it was all just an act."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "@Djtravietrav14 @bradfordisaiah \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "@lemonandnouis I feel you"} +{"tweet": "Even tho he cries his life away he's my world <3"} +{"tweet": "Jared Cook sucks."} +{"tweet": "Can I seriously skip my tournament?"} +{"tweet": "Mall cop needs to ban me"} +{"tweet": "Love @xBrandonPerryx! So glad he's okay"} +{"tweet": "@caitlin_mcclune my whole life"} +{"tweet": "There's probably something I should be doing today... I probably won't do it though."} +{"tweet": "Today is going to be so hard. \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "It's time to do what I want. No hold backs or backing out last minute. I will take this risk and see the world laid out before me."} +{"tweet": "Okay, #goodnight everyone. \\ud83d\\udc9e"} +{"tweet": "@alanna_green I'll be home soon! \\ud83d\\ude0a And we're hanging out tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "TEEN WOLF \\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01 I LOVE TYLER POSEY"} +{"tweet": "@StevieRae25 lololol same"} +{"tweet": "Wish I had my flask for this 9 minute drive home."} +{"tweet": "I have low tire pressure.... What does that mean???\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "Music has to be one of the greatest things ever created."} +{"tweet": "Big things are coming!!!"} +{"tweet": "When you dont know where your goin you might end up somewhere else"} +{"tweet": "If I retweet you a lot I will read your tweets if not I just scroll past your name."} +{"tweet": "@kelcarrowood \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "so excited to consume alcohol right now."} +{"tweet": "And we danced."} +{"tweet": "@lesleeeeenicole me too!"} +{"tweet": "Need to get my kids in bed. Probably help if I didn't have Dead Sara cranked loud to to vibrate my house."} +{"tweet": "@SpencerElbers fruit by the foot."} +{"tweet": "I'm always alone. My aunt needs to be home more lol."} +{"tweet": "Oh these times are hard, yeah they're making us crazy, don't give up on me baby."} +{"tweet": "I want a farm.. #wishfulthinking"} +{"tweet": "Have u ever scrolled through your twitter feed to the beat of a song"} +{"tweet": "Lazy Sunday afternoons <<<<3"} +{"tweet": "with the bros for the rest of the day \\ud83d\\ude01 #muchneeded"} +{"tweet": "The people that look the most innocent are usually the biggest whores."} +{"tweet": "I've never been so confused in my life. I don't know where to go or what to do."} +{"tweet": "staying classy with wine tonight\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Sick \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@earldoole @aleb05 I had a Guinea Pig once. Was pregnant and died of a UTI. #nojoke #truestory"} +{"tweet": "Really I just want to be left alone."} +{"tweet": "@gracehelbig how do I find a boyfriend when everyone is either terrible, or too good for me?"} +{"tweet": "@B_dubs21 #ShitISay"} +{"tweet": "@ttiiiffyyy awesome"} +{"tweet": "Second place looks good on you"} +{"tweet": "Admitting shame and embarrassment to someone you love is one of the hardest things in the world to do."} +{"tweet": "today was legit amazing !"} +{"tweet": "@AsvpJigg haha yea I'm down bro I just need to look at my work schedule and I'll let you know"} +{"tweet": "THAT ONE PERSON whose presence just instantaneously pisses you off..\\\"\t0.00833333333333\t0.00666666666667\t0.00666666666667\t0.978333333333\n"} +{"tweet": "Clutch time, which means Brady gonna end this"} +{"tweet": "@Thereal_DjGreen I own you"} +{"tweet": "why are you so cuUuUUuuUte"} +{"tweet": "Oh my gosh tonight was the best night of my life and I didn't even go to rave\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@littlexshug i gotchu if you need anyone haliee <3"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you Dave Matthew an your 2 first names"} +{"tweet": "@bwinmorissette best car ride I ever had <333"} +{"tweet": "Life's easier when ya don't let yourself care too much."} +{"tweet": "WHY IS THE WANTED ON MY RADIO\\ud83d\\ude2d EWWWWWW. #HaGaaaay"} +{"tweet": "I want to try bubble tea so bad"} +{"tweet": "words cannot explain my feelings right now"} +{"tweet": "I need my mom right now \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I am addicted to working out. #fitnessmotivation"} +{"tweet": "my head is killing me"} +{"tweet": "Can I just sleep all day instead of having to work? #headache"} +{"tweet": "Drink up this love baby, give it all we got tonight."} +{"tweet": "I just need a friend"} +{"tweet": "Never did I ever tell you to gulp on it heather. #lol"} +{"tweet": "Fuck. You."} +{"tweet": "Temp: 69.2\\u00b0F Wind:0.1mph Pressure: 30.032hpa Falling Rain Today 0.00in."} +{"tweet": "I would pay someone $100 to write a 4 page compare and contrast poem research paper."} +{"tweet": "@jt_bergeron I will in November"} +{"tweet": "I'm so ready for this girls game"} +{"tweet": "My grandma always told me, never do anything you feel like you gon be ashamed of!!"} +{"tweet": "Finally got my Kenny ticket! \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wonder if your thinking what I'm thinking #thoughts"} +{"tweet": "Justin just SHUT UP"} +{"tweet": "I love the Fall, favorite time of the year \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83c\\udf42"} +{"tweet": "Come on Herm, Aaron Rodgers is no where near the top ten of all time QB's..."} +{"tweet": "@sexybeard baby... They're not actually sisters hahaha"} +{"tweet": "I can't sleep at night anymore.. I hate it."} +{"tweet": "I want ya so bad I'll go back on the things I believe. There I just said it, I'm scared you'll forget about me..."} +{"tweet": "Track jackets are definitely not made to be warm. #freezing"} +{"tweet": "Look at you, now look at us"} +{"tweet": "Like wtf I drank straight vinegar today and my mom didn't even drug test me #pissed"} +{"tweet": "@kristen_carmen I'm dying for real. Never drinking again. Ever. And ever"} +{"tweet": "Need food"} +{"tweet": "@KelcyMariee sounds good babe :)"} +{"tweet": "@Matt_Sallinen it's a doozie of a weekend too my friend!"} +{"tweet": "Chipotle in Lawrence taste so much better"} +{"tweet": "@colton_bentley amazing \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@katlyn_7 hehehe"} +{"tweet": "@MorganRSettle44 why?"} +{"tweet": "\\Sometimes people change, and they become the person they said they would never be.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Scared to open some peoples Snapchats \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Bdubs boooooooyyyyysssss."} +{"tweet": "Let's go to an orchestra and get our crazy rave disco dance"} +{"tweet": "I wish there was a way of letting someone know how big of an idiot they are without being a complete utter bitch"} +{"tweet": "And the finals begin....."} +{"tweet": "Today has just been relaxing."} +{"tweet": "Strangely excited for the 45 minute carride by myself tomorrow #imweird"} +{"tweet": "@jakeeldridge_23 umm no I'm fine sitting inside by the heater :p"} +{"tweet": "#OverIt"} +{"tweet": "@pfrankie31_ @MaximumSwag7 @ReaganHenson @TannerVGallows @noahrobinwilkes whose this Parker franks kid?"} +{"tweet": "When something feels to good to be true \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@TNasty4Teen that's what all of piketon is wondering. Lol"} +{"tweet": "The Titanic never fails to make me teary eyed"} +{"tweet": "In my backpack I have a stapler, toothbrush, wine opener, and sewing kit. I do not have a pen or pencil."} +{"tweet": "People are just really annoying today."} +{"tweet": "I hate goodbyes.."} +{"tweet": "I've played it off like I don't miss you, but I really freaking do. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Outside Temp:42.1\\u00b0F Inside Temp:45.5\\u00b0F Wind:2.8MPH W. Gust:4.0MPH Chill:42.1\\u00b0F Hum:97% Baro:30.09in, Rising slowly.Fine weather."} +{"tweet": "@GottliebShow your a troll ranking UK #7 was #BushLeage"} +{"tweet": "Girls really have no idea want they want in a relationship or a guy"} +{"tweet": "@botdfmusic good morning .just to let you know I already bought my tickets to your show for Boston mass"} +{"tweet": "I really should wash Lamar today..."} +{"tweet": "@FrancescaNic0le yeah that's pretty terrible"} +{"tweet": "Someone talk to me."} +{"tweet": "Like who would've thought I would get the white boy of my dreams ...like whaaattt"} +{"tweet": "Holy balls"} +{"tweet": "Waiting at the Verizon Store for an iPhone 5S. I am the line. There\\u2019s one person at the AT&T store. Plattsburgh NY. @reneritchie @iMore :)"} +{"tweet": "@kbiggz55 beats are more expensive and shittier than other earphones, you're literally just paying for the brand name hahahah"} +{"tweet": "More than anything-- I want to go to Hawaii, walk on the beach, and listen to \\Over The Rainbow\\\". Incredible \\ud83d\\ude2d\""} +{"tweet": "Wish my cuddle buddy was with me right now. Hint, hint... @lilxrevis24"} +{"tweet": "@Morganderhoof_ okay\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "everything is really simple down here, if the store sells cigarettes there store will be called cigarettes"} +{"tweet": "I love who's in my life right now, please never can you guys never leave"} +{"tweet": "I don't always tweet seriously, but when I do...it's never"} +{"tweet": "Real mature \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "#Vols"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna be your #WomanCrushWednesday"} +{"tweet": "I've always loved how the Roehrig family has adopted me as their own. Love you thugs."} +{"tweet": "I hope Pat sees this and thinks of me\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I'm so happy @AnAllTimeHigh introduced me to #Scandal"} +{"tweet": "& that is what I like to see , stealing a llama from a circus to take it to Taco Bell \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude0c #Approved"} +{"tweet": "@BrettGriffith33 Haha honestly i liked watching Stephen Jackson throw haymakers on the innocent white dudes lmao he's a thug."} +{"tweet": "Great season husker football! @Huskers I am@proud to be a husker fan!"} +{"tweet": "@lesan_peters @tarakay234 @katiiiebeth @LindsaayFrancis it's so awesome guys!"} +{"tweet": "@chelsjones10 I don't even know. 12:30 maybe!"} +{"tweet": "And what's worse is one of you knows it's wrong. But you do it anyway."} +{"tweet": "@DumpNChange_ hats hard hats hats hats"} +{"tweet": "You know your not ready for a test when you have to verbally warn the person next to you to not to even bother looking over at your test"} +{"tweet": "Watching Pretty Little Liars with Tay Tay"} +{"tweet": "This kid pumping my gas right now... #weirdo #awk"} +{"tweet": "@hgstapleton @kevanna0797 you both are now shut up & watch the movie"} +{"tweet": "@slayerroly that bitch bet not or im cuttin somebody!"} +{"tweet": "@krauth4 you're going to have alooooonnnnng fucking day"} +{"tweet": "Like what do you do with your time if you aren't looking up pictures of Alex ovechkin or harassing nhl players on twitter"} +{"tweet": "Going on a run, on this beautiful day (:"} +{"tweet": "@ericjordan23 now that was dumb"} +{"tweet": "I don't know what team I dislike more... Boston or Detroit. #ALCS Go #Yankees"} +{"tweet": "@chucales612 nope go ahead have him?"} +{"tweet": "Bill Hader is killin' it in the red jumpsuit #FrancoRoast"} +{"tweet": "@JakeJablah sweet as hell"} +{"tweet": "@MNutter33 @toothman147 Yesiir your welcome."} +{"tweet": "So overwhelmed with everything I have going on.. \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "Feeling guilty and cant stop <<"} +{"tweet": "@Sam_J_Schneider have you seen the show drunk history??"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to get away from this place!!"} +{"tweet": "@krackerrr ill text some people and see what's going on"} +{"tweet": "Time to relax #home #christmasbreak"} +{"tweet": "Brady is such an instigator"} +{"tweet": "@tendern86724873 I am fine sis. They did new procedure on my knees took longer than expected."} +{"tweet": "I can't wait until I move out and don't have to listen to my mom anymore\\ud83d\\ude12 #donttreatmelikeim5"} +{"tweet": "Considering going to bed until 8:30 and waking up then for hockey"} +{"tweet": "Had some Fun in the sun today @MandreaMcdouble but now with my crazy family again #gottaloveem"} +{"tweet": "Omg I'm so sore \\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude16 #bye"} +{"tweet": "@Melpomene1010 .. I'm sure gonna try:)"} +{"tweet": "The real question of the day is can we get this job in Monticello done."} +{"tweet": "This day sucks."} +{"tweet": "I better not be getting sick, fml."} +{"tweet": "I'm spoiled already \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc81 #isthatbad"} +{"tweet": "@NimaShaffe hey Nima your KC took it! Lookin good for long run to end game!\\ud83d\\udc4d Lions pulled out an awesome victory from the jaws of defeat! \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I know who I want to take me home \\ud83c\\udfa7 #throwbacksongs"} +{"tweet": "I can only change who I am so much and all I can give is all my love and my love ain't never been enough."} +{"tweet": "@TaylorCoffman_ you love me"} +{"tweet": "@WillGarner18 @drObeseology @BBorchers13 I will"} +{"tweet": "@woaahhshauna I love you shaunaaaa"} +{"tweet": "Thank goodness Kelly is coming over tomorrow. I love that bitch."} +{"tweet": "@megannesterkamp i was creepin' \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "When Johnmark snaps you his reenactment of every single emoji face \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude0e\\ud83d\\ude1a\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@Smith_ballin32 text your favorite aunt & tell her what it is. \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Self doubt is a sure sign of insanity"} +{"tweet": "@leximethot3 he is insane"} +{"tweet": "Someone teach me how to ice skate I've never been"} +{"tweet": "Is it just me or was Black Friday super gay this year?"} +{"tweet": "90s nickelodeon channel is the best. Nothing like watching rugrats, hey Arnold, and catdog before you go to bed. :) #FeelingLikeAKidAgain\\ud83c\\udf7c\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "I love being home alone cause I can just jam out all day"} +{"tweet": "Don't know what I would do with @keylakayla an @ShineCheyenne tonight"} +{"tweet": "I get too awkward around the cute guy at work."} +{"tweet": "#cnnnye love @kathygriffin tell Anderson Cooper hot shower pic!"} +{"tweet": "@LoptrsKiss they look awesome! Is the sparkly one a glittery polish or little gemstones that you put on?"} +{"tweet": "Seriously.... Why does Channing Tatum have to be so sexy... \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@milletange I wish you could come! Love and miss you mill!"} +{"tweet": "Hastings needs a Panera."} +{"tweet": "Boys Who Have A Body #TurnOn"} +{"tweet": "@timmex haha if I was home I would say come over!"} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when you confuse your spanish teacher for your bestfriends step dad\\u2026\\ue40d"} +{"tweet": "New kid needs to close for the rest of the season"} +{"tweet": "@KennedySondrol Not a Trojan.\\ud83d\\ude45"} +{"tweet": "I'm happy all the middle school drama is behind me."} +{"tweet": "Good morning everyone \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@IAmVickyLynne oh yea 2864 miles"} +{"tweet": "Watching pitch perfect at jays \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc93"} +{"tweet": "@AmandaNick7 I feeel ya! Did you apply to curry?!"} +{"tweet": "Late text with my bestie! @AlyssaAnnWint"} +{"tweet": "@katierysiewicz \\ud83d\\ude22 wait what am I gunna do without you..?"} +{"tweet": "Getting caught up on #mistresses"} +{"tweet": "Levi stop being a pisser"} +{"tweet": "What do you call it when you dismantle a baby's jaw? \\n\\n\\n\\nDeep throat. \\n\\n\\n\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@BiggKuntryy95 me and joe have the same problems..."} +{"tweet": "Aaron Fucking Boone meet Jim Fucking Joyce. #RedSox #WorldSeries"} +{"tweet": "@Livvvmajor well you will find out tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Rip @PJERNAUT you will be missed old friend."} +{"tweet": "Live on- be yourself"} +{"tweet": "@SethBly for real"} +{"tweet": "Braxton Millers' face just than.... Kid got his cookies stolen."} +{"tweet": "@DavidVonderhaar is there an explanation of the zombie ranking system for black ops 2?"} +{"tweet": "Whip still got that wood grain"} +{"tweet": "This meet tomorrow will be rough.... #nervous #unprepared"} +{"tweet": "Waiting last minute to shop for Christmas presents because you already know that you would come out the loser in a Black Friday brawl."} +{"tweet": "My first image of OU was seeing @caithenrich @angzahorsky and @JHlebak standing outside the dorm because of a fire alarm at 9 am"} +{"tweet": "@vandykid95 you look like a slut. But a nice slut."} +{"tweet": "ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\\nCurrent Temperature 13.3 F,\\nHumidity 39% ,\\nWind 5.6 MPH\\nDirection 45\\n#weather"} +{"tweet": "Migraines suck. Feels like someone is taking a hammer to my head then moving to a knife. Wishing the pain would go away. #inpain"} +{"tweet": "Spoiled myself today! Nails, tan, clothes, hair tomorrow! :) excited!"} +{"tweet": "Last day of my little bunch of 6am shifts\\u263a\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT A SWEATER #freezing"} +{"tweet": "Never thought I could be this excited about coming back to Minnesota #home"} +{"tweet": "There's more than miles in my rear view."} +{"tweet": ". @LuvRayn wait. Who's graceful? Me or you? I'm not sure a ninja doing a black flip in broad daylight is very ninja like. Sensei."} +{"tweet": "Haha you always like to move fast. I hope she is everything you have ever wanted #funnyshit"} +{"tweet": "And I love other girls who tell you, yeah I don't even understand girls. It's like thank you! #justice Men are simple. And I stand by that!"} +{"tweet": "Got a good workout at the gym today \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udcaa\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@young_forever25 @bornneude @mariumrashidd wait need me for what"} +{"tweet": "@abbey_sue \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@JoeNYLaw @codeezra JFK tried to warn us back in 1963 about the \\Secret keepers\\\" in America and how dangerous the are to a Democracy.\""} +{"tweet": "I so needed this"} +{"tweet": "My iphone is my biggest distraction"} +{"tweet": "I am obsessed with vineyard vines."} +{"tweet": "@BigSexiLyons @robbbyj haha my bad, won't happen again"} +{"tweet": "What's with this cold in the summer time?! I can't breathe!"} +{"tweet": "Lord father, I don't mean to be a bother, I just hope you can protect me on this road..."} +{"tweet": "I'm ready for bed and it's only 10"} +{"tweet": "Idc what you go through or what caused your bad mood don't let it out on other people it's your own problem"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I dont need a facebook page. Im tired of the drama it brings...#mindblown..."} +{"tweet": "@M3gann21 that sounds sooo good right now!"} +{"tweet": "i might be off of here for awhile, who knows. goodnight.\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@BrancazioTj yeah you're are a egg head"} +{"tweet": "@ChloeMDiana it's by far the best place I've ever been! Shopping's really cheap here too \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I believe Pheed took away all nudity, so I am done with Pheed"} +{"tweet": "That was some much needed exercise \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I love this bus."} +{"tweet": "in so much pain from yesterday working 11 hours and today's just another one of those days #AGHHH"} +{"tweet": "My goal this football season. Break school record for most interceptions in a season"} +{"tweet": "Damn it's weird driving other people's cars"} +{"tweet": "I need a red & black pair!"} +{"tweet": "That a boy! First Aussie in history to win ! #Masters"} +{"tweet": "@alexisselli @bigblackburke guess what?"} +{"tweet": "All I want is you ..."} +{"tweet": "Tweet tweet"} +{"tweet": "You never fall in love the same way twice."} +{"tweet": "Having feelings for a person who doesn't feel the same way back is the worst"} +{"tweet": "@we3rowles @shieldsgroup I'm busy deciding how to explain my friendship with you, not IF but WHEN he tracks us all down!!"} +{"tweet": "But honestly, if I'm a bitch to you, I usually have a pretty good reason."} +{"tweet": "@_jaidaSMAIDA you the one that proposed the idea"} +{"tweet": "Don't let me make up for the things you lack"} +{"tweet": "I really hope Brody gets to feeling better \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Ate a nug before work. Lol. I feel it"} +{"tweet": "I feel like over the past few hours I've gotten to know @avanslooten on a whole new level. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@austinryan1997 haha why?"} +{"tweet": "Yeah"} +{"tweet": "I am actually excited to watch next weeks ultimate fighter . I love that girls are on it now its 10x more intense and I enjoy it now"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad @AmyArens can't screenshot. #Lol"} +{"tweet": "Time to get some things done before 3:30...... Go Irish ! Damn, will @IndyCar ever return ? The schedule really needs serious reworking."} +{"tweet": "Wut"} +{"tweet": "I'll be your teacher I'll show you the ropes"} +{"tweet": "Apple adds realtime collaboration, document organization to iWork for iCloud beta"} +{"tweet": "@hbh1994 you cried at that? #sadkid"} +{"tweet": "@meghan_graf those make the best times"} +{"tweet": "successful first day of classes"} +{"tweet": "there we go"} +{"tweet": "dogs are family"} +{"tweet": "Hannah Montanaaa !"} +{"tweet": "Work tonight. >>> @MakaylaBrookeee hahahaha."} +{"tweet": "Everything will be alright if we just keep dancin like we're..."} +{"tweet": "@marley828 out of New York"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I have to sit with my mom to calm her down because of the storms.<<<<<<"} +{"tweet": "I basically hate everyone with a passion"} +{"tweet": "@henselhaley didn't place for regionals \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@ChrisFlint_ got you."} +{"tweet": "Seriously beeeer is my bestfriennnd"} +{"tweet": "I hope its not what I think it is... #scared"} +{"tweet": "Gas went up $.30 in the last week. Looks like I'll be walking to Oshkosh to work #poorgirlprobs"} +{"tweet": "And everyone in line in the bathroom just trying to get a line in the bathroom"} +{"tweet": "J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets!!"} +{"tweet": "So weird to be the oldest sister at the bar \\ud83d\\ude31 #righthandbitches"} +{"tweet": "@LibsterWuszke THEY'RE PRECIOUS!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Work is so busy I might just hide in the bathroom forever.. Sorry Scott. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@RJHoughton2 @doubleOkid19XX will need someone to bring my vehicle"} +{"tweet": "It is fucking awesome to have my phone back."} +{"tweet": "Big congratulations to @kyle_phelps on moving into a brand new house today. Proud of you and excited for ya at the same time!!!"} +{"tweet": "Also May is my halfway point towards getting it all together."} +{"tweet": "Lewistown......= full of dumb sluts! #youknow #killyourself"} +{"tweet": "Hanna you better go back to get Ali, find that bitch"} +{"tweet": "i miss my best friend:( @ChynaSlade"} +{"tweet": "@Juliaa_Jayy how is your cat?"} +{"tweet": "Jimmy johns is legit crack"} +{"tweet": "@cousin_dave worked there for 5 years. Tell me about shareholders.."} +{"tweet": "@iiitskatiee so I could go around America on all the one highway? I don't get it like it has to end"} +{"tweet": "@selfish_machin3 you missed my grandmother going insane and hijacking every story I tried to tell haha"} +{"tweet": "@makinniggascyn morning love :-)"} +{"tweet": "@jason1040 he was bad with the Jets. Only because of his last-name does he have a job."} +{"tweet": "Well. I'll probably be the only one getting a car wash when it's raining out. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "When 2 rudders match every single day. << you bitches are sick as fuck. Please take a shower."} +{"tweet": "Gardner = Denard + 4 inches @AceAnbender"} +{"tweet": "I think we're the youngest people at the Son Volt show.... at least it's a polite crowd."} +{"tweet": "@mbarlage13 I feel ya"} +{"tweet": "#ThoughsInTheHallway why is @albieindisbitch so cute"} +{"tweet": "Justin didn't even fucking smoke weed and crazy weirdo fans are threading to kill themselves and chop their balls off its called #PhotoShop"} +{"tweet": "@BethKaras Whew!! Are we sure? Please say we're very sure! I'm getting borderline personality disorder Beth!"} +{"tweet": "I hope @z_farmer17 had a good 21st!!!!"} +{"tweet": "At least the guys in the ivy leagues are going to make bank."} +{"tweet": "Horrrrrible"} +{"tweet": "We good we get it we love where we headed so we live to regret it but we don't ever care"} +{"tweet": "When guys think it's cool to treat their girlfriends like shit just because their loser friends are around #growup"} +{"tweet": "@Moeee15 stop you're gonna make me cry."} +{"tweet": "@TODAYshow anyone who doesn't think that wasn't the greatest ending to a college football game is a #bama fan or is ignorant"} +{"tweet": "@BarbieGirl13xo booooooo"} +{"tweet": "I want to be your favorite hello, and your hardest goodbye."} +{"tweet": "Ever since I've been worry free I've had more energy to do things and I love it."} +{"tweet": "Run forest runnn"} +{"tweet": "Why did I say 14 days earlier? Was I drunk? \\n\\n10 days. 10 days til the beach."} +{"tweet": "It's amazing how much of an impact one person can have on your life"} +{"tweet": "I will never forget one night I had a table of 3 and the girl talked to me about different dicks she's seen for about 10 minutes. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Time to leave work finally. What to do tonight, if anything at all. Hmm."} +{"tweet": "Damnnnnnn girrrrrrrl are you a fire detector? Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying."} +{"tweet": "@drat54 haha well you lucky SOB you. Will consider this a late congratulations on doing that haha"} +{"tweet": "@aimee_buckland I'm ready for Amanda to go!! Now we know where the collar of shame came from!! Lol"} +{"tweet": "@mallorymcnear I was talking about it with you guys I asked if her fingers came out poop brown"} +{"tweet": "If you haven't ran from the cops in your teenage years, then you did it wrong"} +{"tweet": "Dancin machine"} +{"tweet": "#VoiceSave JOSH"} +{"tweet": "@ACiELIFESTYLE pretty much"} +{"tweet": "Y'all so sweet"} +{"tweet": "Professor is giving us 100's on the quizzes we all bombed for being in class today?!?! #iloveyou"} +{"tweet": "Idk why I just hate the Knicks"} +{"tweet": "Woo-hoo NFL draft...and woo-hoo to having to wait a cpl hours for the #texans selection"} +{"tweet": "Like a symphony tonight ."} +{"tweet": "Y'know something just feels wrong about my mom pointing out \\absolutely gorgeous\\\" girls for me to check out..\""} +{"tweet": "Torii needs to rally the troops right now in the dugout"} +{"tweet": "Today was tiring #exhausted #movingprobs"} +{"tweet": "Cody is mean 5ever"} +{"tweet": "@jameriquewither @Jenna_Marbles its like fan mail people may not draw good but we had to paint our fav celeb and she drew her"} +{"tweet": "Days like today just make me wish I had a pool so I could jump in it right after school"} +{"tweet": "How is Alabama still ranked ahead of us?! #Mizzou \\ud83d\\udc2f\\ud83c\\udfc8\\ud83c\\udfc6"} +{"tweet": "\\u201cOur feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge.\\u201d --the incomparable Audre Lorde"} +{"tweet": "@_Shitko @HayleyMaree09 do you have a Busch Light with my name on it in that fridge?"} +{"tweet": "What up last day of school! #JuniorYearOver"} +{"tweet": "What's up with Christina's hair?? Lol"} +{"tweet": "@abbieeeeey well duh, we are the coolest people in town"} +{"tweet": "I'm broken"} +{"tweet": "I mean, we could be like Memphis or Milwaukee or Salt Lake City."} +{"tweet": "You only know you're high when you're feeling low. Only hate the road when you're missing home. \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "If I could go back and fix prom last year I would..."} +{"tweet": "@theearlynov retweeted me and the early November family went off on my twitter! Such an \\Ever so sweet\\\" day!\""} +{"tweet": "@RageinPagein92 I could try to explain but I'm too drunk. NEVER MIND. DELETE."} +{"tweet": "I'm only counting on your cancellation, when I should be counting on you at my door."} +{"tweet": "When you wake up and some random kids phone is at your house that you didn't even hang out with that night."} +{"tweet": "Paige can sing"} +{"tweet": "@mwestcott19 omg did I really say that hahahah"} +{"tweet": "@Morgs_Coleman Loll thats okay!"} +{"tweet": "@ASTROSPACE24 dude for real? Where are you and why aren't you in menomonie?!"} +{"tweet": "First intramural basketball game tonight! #LETSGOOO!"} +{"tweet": "Shake ya ass, show me what ya workin' with."} +{"tweet": "@KelenKeller38 are you James Franco"} +{"tweet": "@ariellemorgan_ good night is always bad!"} +{"tweet": "@njmadmaxlyons got tht air conditioning biotch"} +{"tweet": "Like honestly dunkin just made my day 20 million times better \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Swag lets take pictures of our phones then post then to facebook"} +{"tweet": "I need someone i can vent to"} +{"tweet": "Sunday naps are the best."} +{"tweet": "I wish everyday was Mirror Lake Jump day."} +{"tweet": "You're ridiculous."} +{"tweet": "@Freddie_V4 this is everything I ever wanted to hear!!! Dm me your number :)"} +{"tweet": "\\@tbhjuststop: my future husband could have a girlfriend right now i am so mad at him\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Just walked out my front door and then walked about twenty steps to get to Caribou Coffee this morning. City life is very nice to me."} +{"tweet": "@sarahhmcgee wouldn't be surprised i think this is my 7th charger since I got my phone in may"} +{"tweet": "And I have hiccups while trying to nap."} +{"tweet": "Need to do wash then get my track shit ugh \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "You open your eyes into mine, and everything feels better."} +{"tweet": "@PritteyRikki_ @420MaryJanie looks like you still do ! don't try and get reckless with anyone when you were the one that got mad over a"} +{"tweet": "Why the hell did i waste 14 years of my life on something i'm not even good at :/"} +{"tweet": "@BobbieJoWegrzyn haha same here! I just can't help it! You can't ever tweet even about how sweet they are and how happy you are! :)"} +{"tweet": "could Zac Efron just get naked for me?"} +{"tweet": "@tommypagen that still hasn't been decided"} +{"tweet": "Tonight probably could not have been any worse . What so ever."} +{"tweet": "Can it be 4 already? #volleyball (:"} +{"tweet": "Skyler from breaking bad is so annoying"} +{"tweet": "Been back in the \\real world\\\" for a whole day and I'm already exhausted. #grownupprobs\""} +{"tweet": "My first tweet ever. Gotta give a shout out to my man @jtimberlake"} +{"tweet": "@djtyrant @JmorrowPro and that's bad?"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to get out of here."} +{"tweet": "Everyone of my buttons have been pushed today, and I'm losing patience. \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "If @JFeitelberg hasn't tagged the girls that had his phone I'm not sure what to think about him anymore"} +{"tweet": "@ReshaRaylene I could pick you up lol I'm coming in I just need to know where you live lol"} +{"tweet": "Dreading finals next week:( I hope I pass my classes."} +{"tweet": "@EdinoSteele he went blood that day"} +{"tweet": "Wheeling is easy when you love her"} +{"tweet": "@NickNorval @brooke_stacy haha yeah that guy was a pussy"} +{"tweet": "No wayyyyyyyy"} +{"tweet": "Second lunch on day one, fifth lunch on day two"} +{"tweet": "Fucking cunt dude looks like I'm watching a movie"} +{"tweet": "@ktea_schwab @Cassie_Field @wheelka you guys should come to toms tonight ill be there and haven't seen any of you in ages!"} +{"tweet": "Coffee makes me happy."} +{"tweet": "Someone give me plans tonight"} +{"tweet": "Gonna get myself ready for momma after this last class."} +{"tweet": "They play crazy kids on the kesha commercial I don't think u understand that's my jam"} +{"tweet": "LA here I come \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Ridley is a bum \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "So they are stealing 1hour of our spring break?!"} +{"tweet": "The thing I am going to miss so much is the cheerleaders chanting before every home basketball game #thankyou"} +{"tweet": "@wildchild49 @Kelphotography @TrialDivasJ true it would be a shock but you have to face facts she did it"} +{"tweet": "@IanZwink @2leafz fine!"} +{"tweet": "Unfriended Savannah on Facebook. That'll teach her a thing or two about friendship."} +{"tweet": "I want another phone case , to add to my 20 I already have lol"} +{"tweet": "@Wilson3419 on the plus side its payday?"} +{"tweet": "Alone this year, there were 25 school shootings. This is unbelievable. How can a person walk into a school and do this?"} +{"tweet": "Hey let's make"} +{"tweet": "Olive Garden \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Little bit of NBA 2K also"} +{"tweet": "Bout to be a good night #staypositive"} +{"tweet": "Our movers are hauling! Trying to get done before the worst heat of the day."} +{"tweet": "Lol my nonexistent good night texts are the bestt!"} +{"tweet": "omf. today's going to be a very long fucking day.\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@BranchlandBates lol got about 3 inches of it here and still coming"} +{"tweet": "#NoShame"} +{"tweet": "@KForzese I know I won't be returning for a while...."} +{"tweet": "You could sleep with the minute men but im all night long"} +{"tweet": "Forget the popo. \\ud83d\\ude02 @kalob_smith"} +{"tweet": "@MorganWestbroo3 yes\\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "No matter how angry I get, I always end up forgiving you."} +{"tweet": "your loving be givin me chillls"} +{"tweet": "2 MRIs at 6:30\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "I have no intention to go home at all this year unless I absolutely have to so sorry mom"} +{"tweet": "Like, you all live a Fucking lie..........."} +{"tweet": "Kind of weird i'm picking up my kids at a dorm @CaitMacLellan16 #questionableparenting #adamstower"} +{"tweet": "A nap sounds perfect right now."} +{"tweet": "I just want to get up."} +{"tweet": "What game is that ?"} +{"tweet": "Night ruined..."} +{"tweet": "This is gonna be interesting"} +{"tweet": "I can text back ridiculously fast when I want to. Most the time I just choose not to."} +{"tweet": "#MNF"} +{"tweet": "hahahahaha"} +{"tweet": "@SimmaDOWNnah hahahahagag"} +{"tweet": "Oh wait, I get a haircut tomorrow. Fuck yes. Fuck long hair, it can suck a dick"} +{"tweet": "Fresh out the shower"} +{"tweet": "@_NAT_intheHAT hey, you home?"} +{"tweet": "mmmmmm....an Old Style! :) Memories..!"} +{"tweet": "And it's taken me this long baby but I figured you out"} +{"tweet": "Cold as a witches tit outside"} +{"tweet": "Woo! It's Friday! Oh wait I work both Sat & Sun. #work #noweekends"} +{"tweet": "And even at the white house we pull up at the back doors."} +{"tweet": "I've never been more happy with my life than right now laying here with my boyfriend listening to music. It's perfect \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Work work work #storyofmylife"} +{"tweet": "Sad kitty"} +{"tweet": "Carrots and peanut butter>> \\ud83d\\udc30"} +{"tweet": "Idk if I can guarantee the safety of any teachers that may try to keep me from sleeping in their class on Monday #NotGonnaBeGood"} +{"tweet": "Back to wearing my cheetah fuzzy pjs #bejealous"} +{"tweet": "@mhelmick97 @chunky8meek116 @jtrodgers0 haha lol gotta expect that out of him lol! Pussy!"} +{"tweet": "Turbo fire timeeee #bringit \\ud83d\\udcaa\\ud83d\\ude2c@kjmonnie2109"} +{"tweet": "@kileykristine in Defo too!"} +{"tweet": "I hate when my mom talks and pretends she's insightful and says \\ya know\\\" a million times.\""} +{"tweet": "i wonder if i have ever been subtweeted about \\ud83d\\ude06"} +{"tweet": "You know what they say, you are what you eat. So I guess that means I'm a giant pile of pasta and bread"} +{"tweet": "@JadeBermudez I like you and I'll be taking road trip this winter break towards your neck if the woods :-)"} +{"tweet": "I'd rather laugh at all my problems than sit there and cry #somad #sohappy \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "I need a drink."} +{"tweet": "@EmilyMcClinsey guess who's hoodie I'm wearing.\\n#diabettusbuddies"} +{"tweet": "Soooo much to do this weekend and so little time!"} +{"tweet": "There was literally no one at school today"} +{"tweet": "You have made an International Incident again today ojai. Congrats."} +{"tweet": "@_Ktiff sorry but..."} +{"tweet": "@Payeeege that's okay though because it's jack."} +{"tweet": "Seriously, FUCK this movie!!!"} +{"tweet": "I don't believe in hell, but I just might be there tonight"} +{"tweet": "I only failed like three of my classes. #SummerSchool"} +{"tweet": "Wet willy would be my porn star name."} +{"tweet": "@AlliJoy5409 Oh I already have him my input."} +{"tweet": "It's hard for me to talk to people.. <<<"} +{"tweet": "@Pretty_N_Polo u not u scared to say it"} +{"tweet": "@xo_Priscilla slightly? I think that's a little but of an understatement \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Jr. High cheer is so serious now. Like no?"} +{"tweet": "Tonight \\ud83d\\ude1c\\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "I actually slept pretty good. What??"} +{"tweet": "@Ron_Peterson @jimcantore coming from a guy with a dog as his profile pic..."} +{"tweet": "Fuck me? Haha fuck you"} +{"tweet": "Know what time it is?.... Gym time!!!!! Ahhh yeah"} +{"tweet": "@shaylerose well look at that...I did whoops lol"} +{"tweet": "@amberjahnz11 yep done that too"} +{"tweet": "@arynnholybee 6:30"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you if your natural hair is pretty"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude1e why did this happen.. I was having fun.."} +{"tweet": "@MandyWilliams03 I hear ya! Summers just beginning! I'm sure ill see ya soon ;)"} +{"tweet": "It was filled with warm milk not vodka u son of a bitch!"} +{"tweet": "@Shawn_Rine Are you calling Tony Soprano a greedy prick...lol"} +{"tweet": "Done"} +{"tweet": "Brooks has decided he no longer likes school. Home again for the second week in a row. #wastedmoney #notevensicklyanymore"} +{"tweet": "This is pretty interesting lol"} +{"tweet": "About to go to bed and expecting to not wake up til the morning \\ud83c\\udf1e"} +{"tweet": "@C_Pintabone are you"} +{"tweet": "\\The moment when your moms doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast.\\\" I do this all the time! #riskythingtodo\""} +{"tweet": "Manziel had 400 yards of total offense against the Tide... He's the best college QB in the last 20 years"} +{"tweet": "@FindTruthOFC @ZoltanTroll @numiiigoesrawrz @KittyPls @RdmCats @LaBrush41 fair"} +{"tweet": "You know its never good when my dad calls me Madeline #ohno"} +{"tweet": "Hanging out with Alix and Brooke soon. So glad I have real friends now. \\n#realtalk"} +{"tweet": "The ABSOLUTE worst."} +{"tweet": "If i ever get a dog im calling him/her \\that dog\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "It is so nice out \\u2600\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "The space between the tears we cry. Is the laughter keeps us coming back for more."} +{"tweet": "Finding it hard to be excited about break bc I have so much school stuff to do lol at my life"} +{"tweet": "I think it's cute how understanding her mom was."} +{"tweet": "@LoJackson94 yeah. Just a disgusting choke job the second half of the season"} +{"tweet": "Fuck being awake"} +{"tweet": "I have the worst sun burn"} +{"tweet": "I'm about to watch a video about #gangs in class, these people are straight up retarded"} +{"tweet": "You have to love basketball on all levels"} +{"tweet": "@J_ToThe_K_LMNOP hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "Lunch with dad"} +{"tweet": "@c_stevens31 @Stay_Classie8 The losses to the Raiders and Bills were inexcusable."} +{"tweet": "@FuLk32 could be."} +{"tweet": "Whelp on my couch watching Pretty little liars. .. I'm okay with it"} +{"tweet": "@Loganb91 @jakesaunders7 Haha how many did you send him?"} +{"tweet": "@jessdemma I'm coming"} +{"tweet": "You can never See your victory with your head held down!"} +{"tweet": "@LaFaveMcKenna love you\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18 we need to hangout soon\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@woahitskira_ you aren't in school either?!"} +{"tweet": "@cassidy_justice okay that one was me:-)"} +{"tweet": "Seriously I have no clue what I'd do without @cecgriff in my life. She's hands down my best friend and sister from another mister. :)"} +{"tweet": "Working a solid week straight. $$$$ (:"} +{"tweet": "The Guardian is on one of my favs!"} +{"tweet": "Today is the perfect day to be out on the river. *Hint hint, dad.*"} +{"tweet": "I just saw a midget couple, and honestly it was on of the single greatest moments of my life."} +{"tweet": "@Tooooriii okay, I will!"} +{"tweet": "My tweet game is feeling vicious and full of rage right now. And I'm lovin lol tonight... lol"} +{"tweet": "I just want a frosty"} +{"tweet": "@GoBlueChic That is funny,way to go urb"} +{"tweet": "true, I basically exist on LinkedIn, but that doesn't mean I'm not #fun or #safe online"} +{"tweet": "Puck"} +{"tweet": "@cjohnson0314 haha behind stage when him and I were alone! \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@JJ_Jude Virginia Beach rockin da waves"} +{"tweet": "I ain't about that being controlled by a boy kind of life. I do me"} +{"tweet": "@InstantTax YES ! In need !!!"} +{"tweet": "@BohemianLady LMAO!!!!"} +{"tweet": "the forecasted wind chill until after 1pm tomorrow for us is -30\\u00b0F...... I don't want to function tomorrow.... #minnesotaproblems"} +{"tweet": "I forgot my water hahahahah"} +{"tweet": "Morning!"} +{"tweet": "I have the best pets anyone could ever ask for. Mav is cuddling with me and Kimber is fast asleep. #goodlife"} +{"tweet": "All I can think about is going to the gym \\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\udcaa\\ud83c\\udfc3"} +{"tweet": "@shelbyt1197 sorry."} +{"tweet": "Well this is embarrassing"} +{"tweet": "How ironic \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "Taylor swift I hate you but goddamn are you fabulous"} +{"tweet": "I mean, it was cancelled for a rain storm. Ha"} +{"tweet": "#DontBotherMeWhen I'm watching UK basketball !"} +{"tweet": "Pitt's butt"} +{"tweet": "\\put the lotion in the basket\\\" - Gurnsey\""} +{"tweet": "Just decided on what I'm giving as my first five Christmas gifts!!! \\ud83c\\udf81\\ud83c\\udf84"} +{"tweet": "@arionnahunter let me do it !!! Do you have school tommmmorw ?"} +{"tweet": "im gonna try to learn animals next i think mmm"} +{"tweet": "@OliviaWalker387 I've been thinking about going orange lately.."} +{"tweet": "@dom_ferretti @meowmariss always nukka"} +{"tweet": "Ed Davis? The power forward?"} +{"tweet": "I thought you were different than that."} +{"tweet": "I cannot seem to bring myself out of bed today."} +{"tweet": "Oh hey I saw @MKMorris624 last night too!"} +{"tweet": "@ZackRessler billy"} +{"tweet": "@dolan_molly missed you too :)"} +{"tweet": "@emily_kate15 the best \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "So tired\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "\\The more people that I meet, the more I love my pitbull!\\\" #haha #sotrue\""} +{"tweet": "You said you would always be there"} +{"tweet": "The first lotr strongly relates to skyrim"} +{"tweet": "Bobs got something stuck in his pussy tonight."} +{"tweet": "When a room changes for class<"} +{"tweet": "Now more then ever I'm having tons of spelling and autocorrect errors when I text. I hate it. Thanks @TrevorKoch1 \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "For my close friend in newcastle,James I hope your okay. I wish I could talk to you right now. I'm praying as much as I can for you. be safe"} +{"tweet": "Poor play call"} +{"tweet": "Mexican with @shur3n3_d yummmm . #SoFull"} +{"tweet": "@skcandcfctid there's a bunch of bare spots and random super green spots all over. It looks awful"} +{"tweet": "@maxwell2772 awh Max \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I would pay for another chance with you. Name the price"} +{"tweet": "Me firrrrssstttyyyyyy"} +{"tweet": "That's 7"} +{"tweet": "@69_pickens ; my baby doc doesn't have one of those machines but I'm hoping he will send me to someone who does. I go to the one in selmer."} +{"tweet": "@TrackBro14 well that's fucking cool"} +{"tweet": "@BruinsEnforcer @Saxt0n @scumbagjoe my argument is that you're a nerd #oooo"} +{"tweet": "@KebraRogers why aren't you here?!"} +{"tweet": "@salcedoo_andres @Pretty_Flvco who you going for Andres?"} +{"tweet": "Why get under my skin when I feel like this \\ud83d\\ude1e\\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "This kid is playing the stupidest music ever...."} +{"tweet": "I really love @hannagambrel \\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "@FBGMegan who cares. Your not stupid and that's why u don't give a fucccckk. Let them hate , cause haters have nothing better to do."} +{"tweet": "I just wanna figure out what I want"} +{"tweet": "@awalzee I would like to see you try..."} +{"tweet": "Makes sense now"} +{"tweet": "If you don't wear black socks, wtf are you doin?"} +{"tweet": "tering to the floor."} +{"tweet": "Whoa. I almost just used Chapstick. The fuck was I thinking?"} +{"tweet": "@fuckyotweeeets from when we hot boxed!?"} +{"tweet": "@Trader_J0E have fun at school tomorrow I'm gonna be off injecting narcotics"} +{"tweet": "@Abby_Lee_Miller im hoping the mothers are and that annoying rude little girl"} +{"tweet": "@mattnekic same, I'm working 30+ hours a week. I practically live at DQ."} +{"tweet": "Owen made the best fucking point about playing football in college"} +{"tweet": "We have never only been friends"} +{"tweet": "This Easter isn't the same without Nell \\ud83d\\ude15 #missmybud"} +{"tweet": "@JOstash woah... That may be the worst"} +{"tweet": "@danni_mullins @_ArielleG I had a dream we were all doing meth :'("} +{"tweet": "Damnnnnn the weekend just came on my bedtime playlist. I wish this girl were awake right now"} +{"tweet": "@planet_fitz @boucher_mar @imnotevencute it was back in the day no hard feelings now"} +{"tweet": "It's one thing two tweet it, but it's another two actually do it. So stop right now and #prayforandy . Him and his family/friends need it."} +{"tweet": "@tanthemannnn I'm disappointed :("} +{"tweet": "I'm the glad the Pirates are winning, screw the reds!"} +{"tweet": "@meripalko Ugh. Yes. Shoot me now."} +{"tweet": "White Chicks never gets old \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "B thankful"} +{"tweet": "@knoelle05 & prob smelly"} +{"tweet": "SO READY FOR BASKETBALL SEASON! \\ud83c\\udfc0 #ballislife #favorite"} +{"tweet": "I just need to get this class over with."} +{"tweet": "God damnit."} +{"tweet": "The difference between to and too is literally one of the easiest things to learn. Take 5 minutes out of your time to figure it out. Thanks."} +{"tweet": "We all have a story to tell."} +{"tweet": "ever since freshman year my tuesday classes have had shitty weather"} +{"tweet": "Man next semester I'll be all by myself"} +{"tweet": "Perks or Ted. Ted or Perks. Laugh or cry. Cry or laugh."} +{"tweet": "@a_henricksen don't ruin it for me haha"} +{"tweet": "@_TREY__III Are you the only sophomore doing it???"} +{"tweet": "I wanna drink \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Everyone in my house is sad like BE HAPPY HOLY SHIT"} +{"tweet": "Why you gotta, make me wanna, keep wanting you?"} +{"tweet": "I guess i'll do homework after dinner is done.."} +{"tweet": "Cause I don't want to leave home, without your love"} +{"tweet": "Me n MIGHTY @Ro_Jumble are assassins on the pong table right now"} +{"tweet": "@taaaayyyy_ thank you."} +{"tweet": "@jimmyjohns do you come here often"} +{"tweet": "@KateriNicole07 and don't you forget it!"} +{"tweet": "Also whoever picked this music should Marry me."} +{"tweet": "Waking up for work <<<<<"} +{"tweet": "@BReinkemeyer you and me and her #simultaneously"} +{"tweet": "I think I'm definitely defined as a tease.. I just hate being mean to guys && feel bad letting them down"} +{"tweet": "How are some people just so good at taking selfies I don't get it \\ud83d\\ude46"} +{"tweet": "Is it bad that I get super angry about how my sister breathes?"} +{"tweet": "Going to be a pisspot if softball is canceled. This means I'd have to find another excuse to drink copious amounts of beer on a Monday night"} +{"tweet": "Constant drinking and love songs"} +{"tweet": "\\Choose which one of your jobs gets their sons back\\\" nice botch cole #wwe #botch\""} +{"tweet": "My social life will be over with fall ball and work after school"} +{"tweet": "Beach day with my favorite person @Kayla_Simon \\u2600\\ud83c\\udf34\\ud83c\\udf79\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udc6f\\ud83c\\udf0a"} +{"tweet": "@taylorrrpennyy poetry"} +{"tweet": "@charsta01 oh for it to be warm enough for such a thing..... #sob"} +{"tweet": "I love taking showers with music playing"} +{"tweet": "@girlhaxor you're welcome, cupcake \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@Beffy_pop @tyler_s_07 BEST DAY EVER"} +{"tweet": "Hope u had safe n great evening n good luck Wvu on sat can't wait Wvu forever pride- loytality -faith"} +{"tweet": "@applezdashiz thanks, girl! You got me. It's a mixture of alcohol and emotions right now. I'm pulling it together."} +{"tweet": "@nataliiieee17 oh ill try, and you have a good one as well."} +{"tweet": "3-10-07 #RipLDA"} +{"tweet": "\\@KellyGoodman: My summer basically revolves around sharks and minos\\\" and I hate it.\""} +{"tweet": "@KristenGraham3 @Ukaners Ew. What is wrong with you. Ya nasty."} +{"tweet": "You're all irrelevant to my life. Peace bitches. \\u270c\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Wonder how Pryor will look at receiver?"} +{"tweet": "Green day and simple plan >>>"} +{"tweet": "so scared to have my first practice in a month then my first game five days later\\u26ab\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Doing the halftime show at the Iowa State game :)"} +{"tweet": "My dicks so big it needs jupiters rings to fuck,ur dick so small u couldn't fuck an ant hole: what I said to my dad when drunk over weekend"} +{"tweet": "Learning how to feed old people"} +{"tweet": "If I have a 5 page paper due every week I'm going to shoot myself"} +{"tweet": "@MonGoodwyn I do. I think he gets at least 4-6 carries a game."} +{"tweet": "I wish I had Netflix"} +{"tweet": "I look at the same mfs every day."} +{"tweet": "Half of a paper remains between me and the end of my undergraduate work. #holycow"} +{"tweet": "@MrsMunchkinFunk @rustedtraveler Great pic!"} +{"tweet": "We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all"} +{"tweet": "I think I'd do better online dating in my area if I was a redneck drug dealer. I'm thinking about putting a lift kit on my Hyundai."} +{"tweet": "@BarackObama You are a Jerk! You promised why trying to get my vote that the middle class will not pay more for this\\obama care\\\" CRAP,CRAP !\""} +{"tweet": "@JohannaLoyland3 thanks Jo :)"} +{"tweet": "@Ello_auroralove good luck tomorrow love!!"} +{"tweet": "If any harm comes to her because of how you are treating her. I'll never look at you the same.."} +{"tweet": "Nothing better than New England"} +{"tweet": "This is the best, yet most bittersweet summer I have ever had"} +{"tweet": "Wonder how much McDonald's pays per tweet from the #LaKings.."} +{"tweet": "I never wear pajamas I just sleep in whatever I wore that day usually"} +{"tweet": "\\When you mess around with someone you're going to fall in love with. It's guaranteed. And you'll fall hard.\\\" -A Wise Man\""} +{"tweet": "I'm not going to be treated like shit."} +{"tweet": "What to do with tomorrow? We'll probably work on our house we have for sale in Harrisburg."} +{"tweet": "@AnthonyHotels it's to bad. Hope they prosper towards the end of this show! The hotel doesn't seem to bad, but it isn't exciting either"} +{"tweet": "@emmykirk10 it's like 3 hours away"} +{"tweet": "do he love me do he love me not? \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@meyersMMA35 @joexbondo @KatieStrangESPN if that's what you're talking about. He got a penalty. Marchand was not assaulted."} +{"tweet": "I need to stop reading my horoscope"} +{"tweet": "@esawyer63 \\ud83d\\ude08 after people look at this pic. I kill them in their dreams"} +{"tweet": "Say hateful things to people only makes them stronger. So don't be a jerk."} +{"tweet": "Never catch a break...#essays"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to graduate so I won't see you fucks anymore"} +{"tweet": "Just woke up and have that weird feeling inside me ughhhh"} +{"tweet": "Its time for grilled cheese and tomato soup"} +{"tweet": "I have grown too strong to ever fall back in your arms."} +{"tweet": "Maybe the library will help"} +{"tweet": "@shellayyyc I need a glass of wine"} +{"tweet": "@greyasashes so painful you have no idea those things are vicious!"} +{"tweet": "I'm such a good person for what reason?\\nReally wish I could answer that question."} +{"tweet": "@joshberney13 @abigailgrace_b my point."} +{"tweet": "S/O to @LucasNoss for taking me out in the tractor \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude9c"} +{"tweet": "@cay_wilhelm16 I think I just may!"} +{"tweet": "@shelbsss_05 cheez its stink \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "I like Scotty. #NiceGuy me him and @bcarpenter30 need to chill.. And @caseysimpson7 and @NotWhiteJoey"} +{"tweet": "Lilly is in love with her bone!"} +{"tweet": "Big thanks to @JRauchliday and @BreezeM3 for the early Christmas presents"} +{"tweet": "Voting is essential! Rock the vote. Representing over here in my township."} +{"tweet": "I'll put on Chapstick whenever I damn well please."} +{"tweet": "@jenna_collins3 I'm screwed for tomorrow. I can't remember anything about lord of the flies #help"} +{"tweet": "@becca_pender \\ud83d\\ude33 are you serious?! Fuck I don't have 400$ to just give up wahhh"} +{"tweet": "@AbbyWalker96 #truth #yep"} +{"tweet": "All of these bright colored pants make me wonder when were going to film our target commercial"} +{"tweet": "Having a pounding head ache <<<<"} +{"tweet": "I have a reason to be pissed at you tooooo buddy"} +{"tweet": "What's @tchampagnex3 doing tonight"} +{"tweet": "@AlexAllTimeLow I think it's Kim."} +{"tweet": "@alexxbuchholz its in the mix.."} +{"tweet": "@jwise13 hahaha love you"} +{"tweet": "@DalilaaaaaMia kid was almost in tears"} +{"tweet": "I'M GONNA GO HOME AND HAVE SEX THEN EAT PIZZA. PROB REPEAT A FEW TIMES. #LIFEISGOOD"} +{"tweet": "@emilypaigee07 pepperoni."} +{"tweet": "The Chive will just never be the same for me now. I hate when shitty people ruin good things."} +{"tweet": "IVE NEVER HEARD OF THESE ELEMENTS WHAT IS THIS"} +{"tweet": "@TheNaughtyMafia meeting @ivanrusilko love the @WinemakersBooks and all the @IvansBabyGirls!! Can't wait to meet you all @GroovyTimesGrou"} +{"tweet": "When you're running on 7 hours of sleep over three days, your jokes really scrape the bottom of the barrel!"} +{"tweet": "I think 2 Guns was purely based off the image of two guys shooting back to back with money flying in the air."} +{"tweet": "Reminiscing about volleyball this morning"} +{"tweet": "Because what's life without back pain right"} +{"tweet": "#YoungLove @HueyMack"} +{"tweet": "I just want Ray Allen to get a ring. #Notaheatfan"} +{"tweet": "It's strange"} +{"tweet": "@Smashiley \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Mark Ingram! #RollTide"} +{"tweet": "@Porsh_911 yeah I'll be fine, I just wish I would have called him, maybe I could have prevented this. We were close like that."} +{"tweet": "Because we all know that Thomas Hardy was just an ammature and totally needs my advice."} +{"tweet": "Hunger Games must be killing it because the movie theatre is at full capacity"} +{"tweet": "Night two with this stuff. !!!! \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "@MadisonAnn_W he's gay"} +{"tweet": "I have a huuuuuuuuge \\ud83d\\udc14"} +{"tweet": "You're not even a thankful friend at all, seriously fuck you,"} +{"tweet": "IT WOULD BE STUPID AS FUCK FOR THE FSA TO CUT OFF POWER WHEN WE RELY ON IT TO COMMUNICATE.... ASSAD STILL HAS COMMUNICATIONS"} +{"tweet": "FUCK YOU TECH LAB! give me chrome back!"} +{"tweet": "At the lowest of all lows and not shit for someone to go to."} +{"tweet": "I just need to meet @AndrewJenks."} +{"tweet": "I like when people complain..."} +{"tweet": "I live to love and laugh a lot, and that's all I need."} +{"tweet": "Home tonight! My nights in rochester are well below double digits..."} +{"tweet": "#brigbackthefightsong @bgathletics. This is a college game!"} +{"tweet": "@KeeleyCole2 Keeley cup I DMed you back!! Did you need something??"} +{"tweet": "At micro without @readysethunter, you'd be proud tho... made it on time and in second row! :P"} +{"tweet": "@ciara_gravely hunter has a truck @hunter12allen"} +{"tweet": "@PrinceGoHard really bad idea"} +{"tweet": "@shannonlynn4 which one do you work at? But sounds exciting."} +{"tweet": "@J_Rapp9 I mean 80"} +{"tweet": "@siierraann \\ud83d\\ude0a thanks baby \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Work was a butt hole"} +{"tweet": "@IROCKBOOTZ 4 tatts, 00g sized gauges and used to have triple pierced ears nose and bellybutton but I have a metal allergy."} +{"tweet": "Who wants to chill with me and Xavier? We got the car and trying to find something to do."} +{"tweet": "Maybe because you look like a complete douchebag"} +{"tweet": "I hear you like TSwizzle #goodchoice #browniepoints"} +{"tweet": "@arenzi001 harasses me while I'm sleeping"} +{"tweet": "@rawrrritskatie @RealCarmack hahahahahahahaha truest thing I've ever heard in my entire life"} +{"tweet": "@Jac_G_Strickler no im not! ive always been nice to you"} +{"tweet": "@CriderKate Best video ever #iloveit"} +{"tweet": "I miss all the people from school \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Me and @jvise407 are about to watch Sinister for the first time. I have a feeling we'll be sleeping with our beds together after this. \\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "@Carm_SanDiego literally I made #fun of everyone going home and snapchatting their pets...."} +{"tweet": "@cpk_2014 haha I'm going to!!"} +{"tweet": "How"} +{"tweet": "I just feel stupid now. I must be the dumbest girl alive lol"} +{"tweet": "Intersesting"} +{"tweet": "i saw constellations in your eyes, and i felt home on your lips"} +{"tweet": "dreading this essay"} +{"tweet": "God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy"} +{"tweet": "No one likes you shea"} +{"tweet": "@Sshhaayy_ tis. Now text me something \\friend\\\" \\ud83d\\ude1c\""} +{"tweet": "S/o @Currie10Ryan for that Dairy Queen! #DELICIOUS \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Criminal minds is on #favorite"} +{"tweet": "Only if jake knew what @mandynewton_ & I were saying about him... \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\udca6"} +{"tweet": "#pissed"} +{"tweet": "Oh helllll no I'm walking by the crazy hospital and there someone standing at a window on the crazy floor just starring...eek weirdo"} +{"tweet": "Learning how to dance tomorrow with @MorganF_25"} +{"tweet": "I hope noone at Jambo has the same truck as me"} +{"tweet": "Greys anatomy is undoubtably the best show ever created. \\ud83d\\udc89\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Live your life creating memories not moments. Moments move on but memories last a lifetime."} +{"tweet": "@rydermalone haha thanks ryderrrrrr"} +{"tweet": "Jobs was fucking awesome!!"} +{"tweet": "Nothing but the light of my computer is illuminating my dark room and I couldn't be happier."} +{"tweet": "Atmosphere is too good"} +{"tweet": "@clairetholman wish I could retweet this"} +{"tweet": "The come up music is wayyyyy better then the made it music"} +{"tweet": "Wait kotaska played pandora and maroon 5 came on yay"} +{"tweet": "I survived a 13$ pedicure except it'll get ruined within the next few hours because I don't wear shoes whatever"} +{"tweet": "@JReyling @kelsorennn I'd do em both. All natural is cool"} +{"tweet": "The accident on 14 by kwik trip gives me a reason to as why I never want to drive. #snowonsnowonsnow"} +{"tweet": "I should have listened to my friends a lot longer ago.."} +{"tweet": "Even though Im a big cardinals fan . Im glad to see Boston win just because of all the tragedies there city has overcame #Bstrong #Congrats"} +{"tweet": "@bang_bang42 wasted can mean multiple things. I think that you being alive was a waste of a human being"} +{"tweet": "Was I the only one that in between showing Mariah singing BIOH, strained for dear life to hear what else they were doing in that studio?"} +{"tweet": "@Rigganator32 I love the Saints too. Mainly Brees but I don't know man that defense is pretty good"} +{"tweet": "Cant wait for workout"} +{"tweet": "I love when work calls and tells me I can take the day off hahah"} +{"tweet": "@Steagasaurus HUNDREDS"} +{"tweet": "why try with boys when I get friend zoned if I breath their air"} +{"tweet": "@_jessiecarnes no actually it's terrible and i don't know what to do with myselffffffff"} +{"tweet": "Take my order so I know it's real."} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow is Friday the 13th"} +{"tweet": "You're a dumb bitch"} +{"tweet": "Finally"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe @JalenRose commented at me. #blownaway"} +{"tweet": "Theres some freakish bug In my car and it's too dark to tell what it is"} +{"tweet": "@RowanJohnMiller you spelled ride instead of read in your other tweet \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@clairecmarie okay I don't volunteer for that. Nooo."} +{"tweet": "Tests for days \\ud83d\\ude32\\ud83d\\ude30"} +{"tweet": "is it possible to post voicemails on twitter? @MalcsPizzaLuva left me the best one I've ever heard ever in my life #scorpiosoulmates"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@GCMorningDrive: Are you enjoying 'Architects Week' on the show? We are. And it continues Today at 7AM ET on @GolfChannel.\\u201dyes!!"} +{"tweet": "Bored"} +{"tweet": "Okay fine, the reason you're such a douche is because of me. I'm just a terrible person that is so mean to all my friends. Happy now?"} +{"tweet": "Who I am, isn't who I want to be.."} +{"tweet": "@meganknopp r u home"} +{"tweet": "@somero_b well I guess I'll have to go to the doc more often, eh? Ill actually be gone next Tuesday as well :/"} +{"tweet": "@Rahshedah_ maybe"} +{"tweet": "i'm becoming increasingly aware how much my car lacks power"} +{"tweet": "@connor_mulligan it would be nice to have bergeron and Rask locked up for a while tho"} +{"tweet": "@EmilyMcClinsey guess who's hoodie I'm wearing.\\n#diabettusbuddies"} +{"tweet": "No seriously, i want to sleep in your arms tonightttt."} +{"tweet": "Woah..I'm a senior year. I'll be in college next year. This is news."} +{"tweet": "Watching my brother wrestle in regionals, rather than going to the IU v Michigan game. Who am I?! #dumbass better win, kid!"} +{"tweet": "Nights like tonight don't get much better"} +{"tweet": "Someone help me"} +{"tweet": "@bostonherald that guy is should resign"} +{"tweet": "Personally, I don't like Miley Cyrus's new song."} +{"tweet": "I miss my sister\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to turn into a baking machine after this competition. Cookies, muffins, brownies, pies. Omfg nov 9th come sooner please"} +{"tweet": "@abbbyx0x @Killa_Ki_ gahaha we can do the LYNN ENGLISH BULLDOGS HOW DO YOU FEEL"} +{"tweet": "can't wait to see all my friends at school :-)"} +{"tweet": "I love how that was the first time my dad's truck has ever gotten stuck anywhere. And it was in our own driveway.. #sad #nemo \\ud83d\\udc1f"} +{"tweet": "@kathrynkarna no. I just won't see him all summer :/"} +{"tweet": "All of my cousins are girls it is the worst when family comes to my house"} +{"tweet": "@FairChilddd you are seriously the sweetest fallon. thank you so much \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "My brother takes baths while he Skypes his girlfriend because they don't trust each other. Ha you are ridiculous. #revealed #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "I want to go muddin right now."} +{"tweet": "Forgot my team was full of middle school defenders"} +{"tweet": "Just my luck, I left my homework at home"} +{"tweet": "Thank a union it's friday because god believed in a 6 day work week ;)"} +{"tweet": "My meth lab is making bankkkk"} +{"tweet": "I may actually be home around 4:30 tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "Junior is killing me with the movie marathons\\ud83d\\ude33 @69Chocolatebear"} +{"tweet": "@Doctor_Dre_ it's definitely me, I told you #strangerdanger"} +{"tweet": "\\I was disappointed that we had no secret hidden room or closet or something like not even a basement like in the movies\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I cant even believe i mad it through this day"} +{"tweet": "You are one of the best people in my life & always bring a smile to my face. Praying for @the_alyssat & God's healing. #AlyssaMeetCoachCal"} +{"tweet": "@tessa_mclaughli spelled my name wrong"} +{"tweet": "Masterson>>> #indians"} +{"tweet": "A Final Four with these four teams would be awesome! #StateFarmChampionsClassic"} +{"tweet": "@Prince_ceddy oh thought u were talkinbout a jumper so the next time we play 33 u can win"} +{"tweet": "Bored as fuck, what's going onnn lol"} +{"tweet": "I think I ruined my best friends life by leaving the bar early last night \\ud83d\\ude15\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude16 im sorry boo @a_landryyy"} +{"tweet": "I thought this group chat was done but i guess i thought wrong \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Not even tired. Someone chill with me"} +{"tweet": "I'm ready for some smooth fall weather."} +{"tweet": "@KaylaLatty everyone was driving slow for me. \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "Sitting in my 9 am and totally wishing I could be outside enjoying this warm weather while it lasts."} +{"tweet": "I'm ready for Sunday night with Sky \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@_jkisssnerrr ahh, you know schools for bums. Hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Open today .. 10-3 ..."} +{"tweet": "Ps3 all the way."} +{"tweet": "Probably because its just been a boring day.."} +{"tweet": "@carleecampanile CARRIE IS MY LIFE BYE."} +{"tweet": "Yankees are in town! 4 game series begins tonight at Target Field! #LetsGoYankees @dizzydbanks"} +{"tweet": "Are we still dressing crazy for the game? Or just wearing red and white? @caleb_day @TKendall20 @young_Kaylz"} +{"tweet": "I guess the computers in the science building are bastards #thingsteacherssay"} +{"tweet": "My finger is so swollen"} +{"tweet": "@thedommm baseball hasn't been America's Pasttime since the 80s dude"} +{"tweet": "I seriously can't wait until my hair is long so I can ombr\\u00e8 it <3"} +{"tweet": "@Jacksonator93 DUDE WE KNOW BUT THAT'S IN THE PAST"} +{"tweet": "@bahamabrieze I forgot to tell you yes I do like it!?"} +{"tweet": "@manninggoat what did i do tho omg"} +{"tweet": "I get so antsy just sitting here"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe you're leaving already. Gonna miss you @CanDie_flawse .\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I THINK I FIGURED OUT MY NEXT TATTOO!!! #nowineedmoney"} +{"tweet": "Nonsense poppy pants!"} +{"tweet": "@McmattyG55 yeah you're the first last night my roommate was the second"} +{"tweet": "Go cards!"} +{"tweet": "If you gaze long enough into an abyss, eventually the abyss will gaze back into you."} +{"tweet": "So close yet so far away"} +{"tweet": "Rumors of Purdue's demise for now are premature. 8 reg season and one Big 10 tournament win would get them in the dance."} +{"tweet": "@BREezybreTT2 she really does mean the world to me. I appreciate it!"} +{"tweet": "@LoSquared12 @meghanludtke I found out on my own. I know."} +{"tweet": "Don't ask me what I'm doing this summer cause I have no effin clue"} +{"tweet": "Leave me alone."} +{"tweet": "@Sarah_Heislerr @girlposts @meowmeow_hi absolutely"} +{"tweet": "I <3 Twitter"} +{"tweet": "Me: \\Hey, we don't wear shoes in the house.\\\" \\nNoah: \\\"Well, that's what Americans do.\\\" \\nThanks, America. Thanks a lot!\""} +{"tweet": "Bahahah ask me how that 2 miles went. #pissed"} +{"tweet": "Nobody, not one person knows how I really feel about oomf."} +{"tweet": "cuddles in the morning>\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "this kid in my bio always answers every question my professor asks like do you want to suck his dick now or later"} +{"tweet": "I'm over it, take care."} +{"tweet": "Knoxville strange"} +{"tweet": "Wow I suck"} +{"tweet": "Great job today everyone \\n#seniorswillbemissed"} +{"tweet": "You're so sheltered. I'd love to see the day you actually have to do something on your own without the help of mommy and daddy. #goodluck"} +{"tweet": "Ppl of Holden: I would highly recommend you didn't come to Lloyd's tonight and buy over 5 items because we are completely out of sacks!! Lol"} +{"tweet": "Xoxo."} +{"tweet": "@matociquala Either you have an amazingly well stocked bar at home, or I have a terrible one. Probably both."} +{"tweet": "That layup was perfectttt"} +{"tweet": "Hey trevor @kassierb @NobodyNoel"} +{"tweet": "I haven't sat in the passenger seat of my car in awhile ..this is weird"} +{"tweet": "So my new job apparently randomly drug test, so I still can't freakin Smoke #FML"} +{"tweet": "my mom hasn't stopped blowing up my phone all day out of spite for me not being able to go to school"} +{"tweet": "I want an ipad mini sooo bad"} +{"tweet": "This paper on aesthetics is not what I felt like doing on a Saturday.."} +{"tweet": "@Kseyedin haha I suppose that's one way to look at it...."} +{"tweet": "Very accomplishing day so far."} +{"tweet": "@leslie_meeks how are you feeling this morning my twitter BFF??"} +{"tweet": "@adamczech @AlexTallitsch makes sense. Ruining it for the players, might as well ruin it for the fans too"} +{"tweet": "\\How many things do you think can go wrong before the sun rises?\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Bring me back to the babes in cabo!!!!! :p"} +{"tweet": "does anyone wanna go see anchorman 2 tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "I love @marleewilson"} +{"tweet": "@Mr_Incredible44 \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Someone help me get ready for pictures I literally can't do my own hair \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@VBJenkins :)"} +{"tweet": "Remember the titans \\ud83d\\udc4d #goodmovie"} +{"tweet": "Sooo I just played bass for the first time for a worship set. Went pretty well I think"} +{"tweet": "@jkubick33 \\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\ude4b"} +{"tweet": "you fall to hard for people to easily"} +{"tweet": "@Cassieday13 my sister"} +{"tweet": "I am so stoked for #BelieveTour (Atlanta)"} +{"tweet": "I need a can of seal pronto"} +{"tweet": "Love what you do, and you'll do well."} +{"tweet": "Are you kidding me Ellis!?"} +{"tweet": "Bc you wanna be a one man show? #ComeToSouthThen #CouldUseYou"} +{"tweet": "@sar_meowxwell #fml"} +{"tweet": "@StaceyFaye3 i love you baby"} +{"tweet": "@missreckLYSS I'm sorry Alyssa"} +{"tweet": "what the fuck am I supposed to do with $2?!"} +{"tweet": "@jennah_terhune @merphaleymerp scared of any of you guys at all. I should grow up? Maybe you guys should grow up and not call out people"} +{"tweet": "The Lakes with Ryan and Kristy. So happy to be home :)"} +{"tweet": "The only time I like hearing about Calvin is when people talk about how small his penis is"} +{"tweet": "I'm being so lazy... Million things I should be doing"} +{"tweet": "@eatonmx152 lol me either that's okay!"} +{"tweet": "@MK_ashleyhall we found a Country Inn that had huge breakfest options"} +{"tweet": "@melissa72a @KariCrouse @Tony14M5fan @dwisniew269 @waycoolmaroon5 sometimes I wonder if it's just a set up for us,the fans? To sike us out."} +{"tweet": "That better not be about meeee"} +{"tweet": "@JaneSchmanski you're not watching fox again are you?.."} +{"tweet": "@JakeTheSnakeVT first lifted truck I've seen since we've been here just went by.....and it was a Ford.....they're doing something wrong here"} +{"tweet": "Hopefully this hotel still got breakfast going"} +{"tweet": "Lucky charms. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf40"} +{"tweet": "@_haileymiller well that's good, what are you doing tonight?"} +{"tweet": "@rachaelray use the can opener on the closed end of the can of cranberry jelly, it allows air in from the back and the jelly falls perfectly"} +{"tweet": "@kvehorn12 lol its going to be a very long season"} +{"tweet": "Huge shoutout to @ramolee09 for being AWESOME and sitting in Lilly for over an hour to help me struggle through dictation studying#shesgreat"} +{"tweet": "If you didn't think the factories in Decatur were making clouds as a child, then there was obviously something wrong with you."} +{"tweet": "@schmidtlawanwho The chiefs are looking pretty good this year Schmidty."} +{"tweet": "Last night in Chickasha. Can't say I'm happy to go back to bville in the morning."} +{"tweet": "@gverschelden got picked off twice tonight basically."} +{"tweet": "@SarahWelllls @rjiga13 I didn't mean it if it did sound like that! I'm sorry! Just trying to clear up confusion"} +{"tweet": "@ShyyanneMattson yeah stfu"} +{"tweet": "@julieplec @paulwesley awe I love it, its so great to see you all like that and so connected like family in and out of the studio."} +{"tweet": "like if you are okay with Justin Bieber retiring literally take a fucking walk off a cliff"} +{"tweet": "@SethMates \\If Fandango actually wrestles we riot\\\" = sign of the night\""} +{"tweet": "Looks like today sucks for everyone.. #fuckmondays"} +{"tweet": "Please don't do what you did before"} +{"tweet": "Bowens :)"} +{"tweet": "@shaniadeaton1 answer your phone"} +{"tweet": "Really feeling some Modern Warfare right now."} +{"tweet": "First person I end up have a conversation with is the last person I'd like to be talking to..."} +{"tweet": "@PeytonDill @IDrop_DeadI this is actually so funny"} +{"tweet": "@MVasquezMedia you rejoined Bad Blood the day after they were in AZ, i will meet you one day, i am determined haha"} +{"tweet": "I am in the mood for barbecue tonight but weather is bad. I am going to make meatloaf with my barbecue sauce. Will post on my blog tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "When you actually get along with your bestfriends boyfriend>>>"} +{"tweet": "@amandadaddarioo that's your school...?"} +{"tweet": "@dino_tor good one"} +{"tweet": "#cardio, the #zombie apocalypse workout."} +{"tweet": "This guy literally looks like Shia Labeouf but he talks like a drug dealer \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "white roads are pretty roads"} +{"tweet": "I have a sick addiction to ice cold milk at all times of the day.."} +{"tweet": "Lol buzzed nates going to McDonalds"} +{"tweet": "mannn what I would give to be driving to Nola right now instead of being in Maryland"} +{"tweet": "I'm just bad for you"} +{"tweet": "@LoganVelaski so why are you taking pictures outside?!"} +{"tweet": "Holy fucking shit!!! #TheWalkingDead"} +{"tweet": "Ryan is watching houses burn down on youtube.. should I be worried?"} +{"tweet": "Drops of Jupiter by Train is such a goood song."} +{"tweet": "#iOnlyGetMadWhen people make me look stupid in front of people I don't know #embarrassing"} +{"tweet": "Country Music \\u2764\\ud83d\\ude0d #LoveIt"} +{"tweet": "This silence kills me.. #pleasesaysomething #paranoidworrier"} +{"tweet": "i don't understand war reenactments. those men were hoping that you would use your granted freedom to do something besides imitate them. \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "#psyched for @TacoBell #CoolRanchDLT can't wait!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Browns on #SCtop10 #illTakeIt"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to come chill with me and @rvoinarovski"} +{"tweet": "@acmfangirllyfe @AustinMahone yes than I will turn him straight Haha \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I'm just sayin, you could do better!"} +{"tweet": "Yesterday was awful but today was perfect. Went on an adventure and saw all my favorite people!"} +{"tweet": "Huge"} +{"tweet": "@Crowned_Jerr Am I the only one who remembers your attempt at crowd-surfing after you guys played that song in the talent show? Hahaha."} +{"tweet": "@J_Berry8 Nooooooo!"} +{"tweet": "Maaan she overslept, hahaha! She's sucha dork! :)b"} +{"tweet": "Love this song"} +{"tweet": "Get off my tl"} +{"tweet": "Type in ratchet on google Crome \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I wish I didn't get out of work so late \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Just met Thad Castle @step_hen69"} +{"tweet": "iPhones are seriously way too easy to break. #ShatteredScreen #Fuck \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I worry a lot at night \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Ball so hard \\ud83c\\udfc0\\ud83c\\udfc0"} +{"tweet": "believe by josh groban will always be one of my favorite christmas songs"} +{"tweet": "@nickcate1 for sure, I'll probably just go to the closer one and see what happens later"} +{"tweet": "Too much human population for one area."} +{"tweet": "I know your a phone call away, but what would I really say. Oh hey how are you doing, who's the new guy that your screwing..."} +{"tweet": "I've found you find strength in your moments of weakness"} +{"tweet": "@alecbildeaux its not locked in yet so no worries."} +{"tweet": "When my snapchat is retarded and won't send my snaps then when it does it doesn't go to the person its supposed to <<< #fuck"} +{"tweet": "I'm one hungry puppy"} +{"tweet": "I could live off chips and salsa \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@ayyits_ashleyyy watches WWE docs with me. And no matter what she says, she enjoys them."} +{"tweet": "@DnacInTheSac @KC3___ Lmao hahahah #buster"} +{"tweet": "It's funny how when I paid for my gas I still drove people around, now kids get they're parents to pay for them and won't drive anywhere?"} +{"tweet": "Just gonna throw this out there...... Dr. Phil is a joke!"} +{"tweet": "@MeowMariss ILL STILL LOVE YOU"} +{"tweet": "A in Accounting !!!!!! \\ud83d\\ude03\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude2c good enough reason to get drunk before game tonight !"} +{"tweet": "Over 10k likes on the #worktruck photo @doops222"} +{"tweet": "@Jennifergr8 Hey, they're your kids, and kids mostly take after their parents..."} +{"tweet": "Ok...Helen Hunt honey you're age is showing. #ImSorry #Letterman"} +{"tweet": "@FauxCoachHolgs ROFLMAO"} +{"tweet": "There's this weird thing called the sun. If you go outside when the sun is out you're skin will get darker and you won't blind me with your"} +{"tweet": "Seriously hate taking showers when it's cold like why"} +{"tweet": "Not mad that my nights going to consist of me waiting in bed until this steak is done. Then going back to bed. #Chill"} +{"tweet": "S/O to @Emilyjane_Pyle for being amazing. She left surprise potato soup for me in my fridge. I now have dinner. #MillerLove"} +{"tweet": "@nikki_ninjaa @casebbitch thanks good luck tonight"} +{"tweet": "And there is my sarcastic rant for today :)"} +{"tweet": "@j_skaggs11 i beg to differ... I get more of a workout at shows than any athlete gets in a game lol"} +{"tweet": "@chadpritts oh yes. I totally agree. It is even better if you washed all those wings down with a beer."} +{"tweet": "I gotta pocket, gotta pocket full of sunshine"} +{"tweet": "Anger is the devils toolbox. #KaiserProverb"} +{"tweet": "Saving money AND living the way I want to is not possible"} +{"tweet": "I need to get my mind off all this bullshit. Where's my fourwheeler?"} +{"tweet": "Hope @prettymissMG get to feelin better! \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@xylonex i'm going to thanks. :)"} +{"tweet": "Just had sex and I think I was pretty good or maybe not, I just know I had to let myself out of the house..."} +{"tweet": "twitter would do good to have a spam filter"} +{"tweet": "@OliviaBoggess is that my fault! Lol, I think not!"} +{"tweet": "I want some Taco Bell!"} +{"tweet": "Just passed 2 wrecks going into medina."} +{"tweet": "@WhiteMexican_ i still love you ;)"} +{"tweet": "@Magannn_S well I just had the time of my life doing it. Haha you should too"} +{"tweet": "@anyaolson77 should have come an played with us to tonight"} +{"tweet": "@chadgahm how many real conferences has ul played? Not a big deal to win Big east bud"} +{"tweet": "I like twitter"} +{"tweet": "been listening to sway in the morning mixtape for like 2 straight days now @diplo"} +{"tweet": "You know I like my girls a little bit older"} +{"tweet": "Not looking good for the saints.."} +{"tweet": "I was dreaming about build a bear workshop and apparently I was laughing in my sleep, I'm such a child"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I feel like you wanna talk to me then other times I feel like I'm just an annoyance."} +{"tweet": "When my uncle is upset over a girl <<< I will cut a bitch."} +{"tweet": "@Kushinski_17 #WINNER"} +{"tweet": "Lol at how much I try to be happy and fail."} +{"tweet": "Making love is not just a trait you either have it or you just another mate. \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "Failure to Launch is on. Or, as my former colleague once called it, \\that Terry Bradshaw movie.\\\" #OnlyaPittsburgher\""} +{"tweet": "Too tired to go to the mountain. #awesome"} +{"tweet": "Red sox and Patriots with improbable comebacks. Wow."} +{"tweet": "How am I alive after that match?"} +{"tweet": "@williek6 it was decent."} +{"tweet": "@hanholly you got it \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Got a thing of pepper spray today for a present...and I just really want to test it out."} +{"tweet": "@AggieSnoke13 I wanna seeeee"} +{"tweet": "@Lynds04 where's Walsh?"} +{"tweet": "Dinner and movie night with Andy :)"} +{"tweet": "@jordanbuckley03 awe ily"} +{"tweet": "@t_wilks28 You better be at our spring game! \\u263a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Two chainz but I got me a few on"} +{"tweet": "@GetZwiefd @nathankorish fuck you derek i spelled it right"} +{"tweet": "@what_thehayll @benjaminknaus5 who are you kidding, you know they're happy as hell you're leaving \\ud83d\\ude4f I'm the real rite aid all star"} +{"tweet": "This is the kind of weather summer is about! \\u263a\\u2600\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I only slept 3 hours guys. \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "A white blank page. And a swelling rage."} +{"tweet": "#TweetYourFears heights aka why I've shrank over 3 inches in my lifetime"} +{"tweet": "Dare I remind you, there is no salvation complete absent if complete submission. To have a Savior, you must first obey a Lord."} +{"tweet": "Why the hell is there so many people at my house right now"} +{"tweet": "Update; during my hour stay in Cleveland I consumed a bus stop Mcgangbang. And I now have my own reclining seat. The person in front of me"} +{"tweet": "Onto my third book in two weeks, where's the normality in my life?"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone have a white prom dress I can borrow\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Dont bother talking to me"} +{"tweet": "My life is so different than it was two years ago.."} +{"tweet": "Spent some much needed time in the gym with my sister tonight. Needs to happen more often. Gonna miss that goof in a few months. @davis_sar"} +{"tweet": "excited for Monday"} +{"tweet": "Mr. Lewis goes. What's wrong with beaver today. It's something in the water \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@_ghostchan no probs!"} +{"tweet": "angry I have to scrape my car every morning \\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "AUBURN"} +{"tweet": "Damian is so judgemental toward me.. this has to stop."} +{"tweet": "Maybe you're single cause you're ignorant"} +{"tweet": "Olive Garden w/ my sister and her friend"} +{"tweet": "Hey Tammy! Did you find your computer?!? #freakout \\ud83d\\ude1c @AdSynth"} +{"tweet": "Lol i just slept for 14 hours"} +{"tweet": "@allstaraliah1 I spy your mom and grandma."} +{"tweet": "once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic.."} +{"tweet": "Today is self harm awareness day. I just want to let anyone and everyone out there who self harms that you are BEAUTIFUL."} +{"tweet": "Just when you think things couldn't get even more fucked up. #wtf"} +{"tweet": "I think I was depressed yesterday, the day before that, a week before that, and months before that...."} +{"tweet": "Come on Bama"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to play fun run."} +{"tweet": "Stalk Annie I dare you"} +{"tweet": "@HBCUGameday @MrPerfectBILLZ that is beautiful."} +{"tweet": "fuckkkkkk"} +{"tweet": "@kiraryan_ already went. We are goin to lush haha"} +{"tweet": "@IsaacChandler1 username?"} +{"tweet": "@StoneZienta Hey, can I have your dad's cell phone number please?"} +{"tweet": "To see my momma smile , that's a blessing . \\ud83d\\udc9e\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "I do not have tea problem. Only tea solutions. #youshouldbedrinkingtea"} +{"tweet": "Okay time to eat"} +{"tweet": "In my bikini while it's snowing\\u2744\\ufe0f#hotsprings"} +{"tweet": "YAY Ezra & aria :) #PLL finally !!"} +{"tweet": "@mooredjacob @sammieeduhsilva @SillyLilli3 it's so...."} +{"tweet": "Enter me in #krazyrayraygiveaway"} +{"tweet": "@AltmanKayleen they are poisoned lol"} +{"tweet": "THEY WIN ERRYHING"} +{"tweet": "Soooo tired and sore everywhere #needtorelax"} +{"tweet": "Nobody cares omg go away"} +{"tweet": "Walker \\u26be\\ufe0f team better get some good sleep tonight. We all know Tomorrow's Wednesday.... #sleds"} +{"tweet": "Sad thing is that I want my mom to put on the heat \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Its hard to forget someone who gave you so much to Remember"} +{"tweet": "How am I supposed to sleep when I woke up at 6:30 p.m ??? \\n#problems"} +{"tweet": "Its gotta be you. \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "@CNadritch07 what generation?"} +{"tweet": "@ks_cowgirl94 That's how both of mine are. My mare just gets super excited when it's a big/wide alley. And my gelding does it just because.."} +{"tweet": "@_jenn14 @Justin_Drennen @Auten_5 everyone how does 6:00 or 6:30 sound????!?!"} +{"tweet": "Spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people- The Breakfast Club"} +{"tweet": "@FZBones62 @Themaeds @pdon1978 who would have been acceptable? And 'anyone but him' doesn't count."} +{"tweet": "Why can't the half day be Friday and not Thursday"} +{"tweet": "Lesson learned....never again"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to go to work at sweat my buns off"} +{"tweet": "I can not recommend the band Lord Huron enough #greatness"} +{"tweet": "Goto sleep ducklynn , i love you (: i hope you have a good day ! I will try to see you. If not friday we will do something !"} +{"tweet": "@kayybrown3 @erikamariee33 you saying this shit is a joke. Let's put it this way she was easy, she fell for it and I regret it all."} +{"tweet": "@NoahElliott2 thanks stud"} +{"tweet": "Why would I make a doctors appt so early on a Monday #grrr"} +{"tweet": "I'd like to make a shout out to my parents. I find it amazing that you'd still call me your child! Complete appreciation!"} +{"tweet": "@Delaneyc578 hi."} +{"tweet": "@Applehead_757 haha I'm not trying to though"} +{"tweet": "Bands a make me dance"} +{"tweet": "Break time!"} +{"tweet": "Got my finger cut in an intense game of spoons. Out for blood"} +{"tweet": "Taking my break 30 minutes into my shit so I can get drugs from target. #SoSick"} +{"tweet": "@kelseyruden please feel happy,its almost christmas!"} +{"tweet": "@ClaireBabayy twitter tells me to tweet what's on my mind and I do... Sorry"} +{"tweet": "Penn Station subs are life"} +{"tweet": "I actually fucking hate Shane Morris more than anything"} +{"tweet": "@taylorswift13 looked beautiful for the Victoria's Secret fashion show\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "UMD"} +{"tweet": "@Bike_Mutler22 just saw you:)"} +{"tweet": "Rock climbing in a basement. Sick."} +{"tweet": "I'm falling in infatuation."} +{"tweet": "@DRodich9 if pacers win in getting 4"} +{"tweet": "The bathroom in Facility was the best kill room. #Goldeneye #64FTW"} +{"tweet": "@SamanthaDerp you're practically the only reason I bother to check twitter anymore. Ily2"} +{"tweet": "I literally haven't left my house all day.. #nolife"} +{"tweet": "Watching the little mermaid! #Disney #princess"} +{"tweet": "@FuC_That don't play dumb"} +{"tweet": "@TJ_Moles that's hot lets swing #meow"} +{"tweet": "@alexteal5 @BobbyYang27 \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@TinaPorrecaa I thought it was next year???"} +{"tweet": "@J3Mixx so either hes Bigfoot or youre a midget"} +{"tweet": "So far from finished"} +{"tweet": "For tell the teacher more day, have parents will out questionnaires about their kids before meeting, but still have the meeting. #LEA2013"} +{"tweet": "How do I get myself into the messes I get myself into? #typical"} +{"tweet": "@elaubner hahahaha have fun at work \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "Hehehe"} +{"tweet": "Let's go sledding! \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83c\\udfc2\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u26c4\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world."} +{"tweet": "I need you"} +{"tweet": "So much for texting me"} +{"tweet": "@BMABRECORDS can you dm me?"} +{"tweet": "What he did*"} +{"tweet": "Life is a weird thing."} +{"tweet": "I've never been so happy in my life, sounds exaggerated, but it is very true... \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Have you not been aware of how ie been the past couple days and you're gonna don't be emotional. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 c'mon nowwwww babe"} +{"tweet": "But I'll watch the halftime show."} +{"tweet": "I hate my life."} +{"tweet": "I just hit my knee so hard #fuckkk"} +{"tweet": "My mind works in fucked up ways, and I look at everything in the worst situation possible, but it's because I've learned from my past."} +{"tweet": "Kenzie Wagers"} +{"tweet": "I hate everything. #OverIt"} +{"tweet": "@_haleyalbano hehe I bet \\ud83d\\ude0a I'm literally standing at the door waiting for them to come home!"} +{"tweet": "I look back at the person I was 4 years ago and I realize how much I've changed. How better of a person I am now. And I thank God for that."} +{"tweet": "Who has the video of cheyyan boobs falling out ?"} +{"tweet": "The Weeknd-Wicked Games.... Is my song to #oomf. \\ud83d\\ude0f #smh"} +{"tweet": "I have a headache right now"} +{"tweet": "I did it all myself"} +{"tweet": "@cskilpatrick I ran over a duck and a few of its children once. I hope that makes you feel better."} +{"tweet": "@laauurreenn25 @LindsayManginnn 2:30 says Lindsay"} +{"tweet": "@JacksonJordan82 can't make it to tasters?"} +{"tweet": "@sydnee_miller is one of the only people who understands me completely. I love her \\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc6d"} +{"tweet": "@RedBeans93 i love you"} +{"tweet": "The governor just went psycho"} +{"tweet": "I just mowed the lawn like 5 days ago and it grew like 4 inches already. \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Fall is the worst time of the year"} +{"tweet": "@kpistol20 my lyfe. #foreveralone"} +{"tweet": "@karleyboo44 Omgosh I love your dad. Tell him I miss him and I'm coming over next week :)"} +{"tweet": "You did it to yourself, so quit bitching."} +{"tweet": "@Tyler917Smith omfg I just found with video of you locker swimming after school \\ue412\\ue412\\ue412"} +{"tweet": "No clue what soundset is ...."} +{"tweet": "I can't believe my mom said yes though. #yaaaay"} +{"tweet": "@Paul090491 @KaceyTorres not a hard decision.... Don't go lol unless you want to be miserable with me and kacey!"} +{"tweet": "You're really pretty."} +{"tweet": "I went to bed at 10 last night and I night can't get up for this 8:15"} +{"tweet": "@MJ_VivaLaBishop did you try plugging it into iTunes ?"} +{"tweet": "People with nothing are the happiest"} +{"tweet": "can't believe it's @_adonahoe first day of senior year today. time really does fly"} +{"tweet": "@andruCAT20 Hahahaha funniest thing ever said \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could just rescue every single one of the homeless, abused, and abandoned dogs in the world. \\ud83d\\udc3e\\ud83d\\ude14#DogLover"} +{"tweet": "I am so good at math until it comes to Bedard"} +{"tweet": "@_Hambyy lol! I got you. What time do I need to be there?"} +{"tweet": "No way did my 22 year old brother jump on me while I was sleeping saying \\Santa came\\\" to go open presents at 7:30 in the morning!!\\ud83d\\ude21 #dafuck\""} +{"tweet": "I wish @lizjj09 was here to blow dry my hair"} +{"tweet": "Mary-Louise Parker >>>>"} +{"tweet": "Idek what time i get off ..."} +{"tweet": "Praise Jesus I can swallow today \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Hard boiled eggs and hot sauce for breakfast >>>>"} +{"tweet": "Yeah I'm related to @m_boevers #bejealous"} +{"tweet": "@mtsodave but I also pray that the church does not dismiss the wisdom of years. #youngclergy"} +{"tweet": "@peepsandwich hi:)"} +{"tweet": "I hate being torn between two things I love. #thissucks"} +{"tweet": "@kaitlynjewett haha sorryy!! #longnight #myapologies :)"} +{"tweet": "Putting these eye drops in are so painful \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@katiebedlion Really?"} +{"tweet": "Find Someone whose demons are compatible with yours."} +{"tweet": "Just charged my phone it's at 90%already!! #whatswrongwithme #damntwatter!"} +{"tweet": "Nope not a bandwagon fan. Just a diehard Lebron fan\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "What to do for the rest of the day..."} +{"tweet": "Tonight I'll be at Brookside Cafe for ladies night!"} +{"tweet": "@Kelsie_Hight 16. But I'm tryin to upgrade them to VIP"} +{"tweet": "@ToriWeldy alright sounds good \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I have so many talents from making bombass sandwiches to catching wildlife"} +{"tweet": "So is Megaforce returning tomorrow or next week?"} +{"tweet": "@christineeemily Hey she is one of my favs lol!"} +{"tweet": "@girlposts: A boy's sleepy voice is seriously the sexiest thing ever."} +{"tweet": "Lil Reese new shit \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "\\He's not riding my ass, but if he got closer to me he would be.\\\" -@DPhil82Niggaaa\""} +{"tweet": "Nikki and I are the kind of people who get the spins at the pre game"} +{"tweet": "Let's go blackhawks.\\n#Hockey"} +{"tweet": "@krich1211 goin to pick him up"} +{"tweet": "@NotifyBoston actually it looks like someone got to it but the sidewalk could use a little more help if possible"} +{"tweet": "Time to see how much you truly care."} +{"tweet": "school food sucks"} +{"tweet": "@stefanieeanne meeee! I don't do drugs \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I don't believe anything anyone says"} +{"tweet": "I know the smell of weird makes your balls tingle."} +{"tweet": "You creep me out."} +{"tweet": "@Easton_Stick @james_scottie @joerodino30 inner limbs"} +{"tweet": "So I can feel a storm coming #rainsoon"} +{"tweet": "\\@ChelseaMac3: The lack of professionalism here is unbelievable\\\" no such thing as professional in america. Business is personal #sadbuttrue\""} +{"tweet": "So bored \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@BriannaStenz shouldn't have left, thats all I've been doing"} +{"tweet": "@Emilyohrn1 he can stay all night with me sometimes \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Caught up on some homework. Mini break then back at it. Leaking advantage of the fact my child isn't here #CollegeLife #SingleMomLife"} +{"tweet": "@JeremyLippman @TJones569 what can I say? I'm comical genius."} +{"tweet": "@arabbb wasted as fuck* lololol"} +{"tweet": "@maieanacarrillo so lucky"} +{"tweet": "Paddleboard yoga?!"} +{"tweet": "You're such a buzz kill"} +{"tweet": "Too much Reserve. #Church!"} +{"tweet": "I have more dream crushes on dead presidents than I do on celebrities."} +{"tweet": "@jonestony Absolutely. For serious, let me know if you ever need some extra hands for anything. I'm very cheap labor."} +{"tweet": "@MunChiikin right!!!"} +{"tweet": "@LisaMH3 oh yeah. Only thing I love more is glasses tbh. Can't stand long hair though. Haaate long hair on men."} +{"tweet": "Seriously hate orca whales"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad people just take my car \\ud83d\\ude21maybe I have somewhere to go too !"} +{"tweet": "BULLSHIT"} +{"tweet": "Fuck everyone who rented all The Lords of Salem, Rob Zombie, DVDs! Ruined my night! \\ud83d\\ude21 #comeon"} +{"tweet": "Fabric softener... Does it really work or do we just think it works? I go undercover to the laundromat and take on this epic conquest story."} +{"tweet": "It's going to fucking suck."} +{"tweet": "Me and @trombleymatt6 are cuddle buddies for the next hour and a half #IdontCare"} +{"tweet": "Kidding, Saren is tough as balls."} +{"tweet": "@gbabydavis07 surely dbs and wrs. Maybe qbs"} +{"tweet": "@JackieLee_16 \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "#yousuck"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to play some hockey today."} +{"tweet": "Being So Productive Today! \\ud83d\\udc4d#thingsaregettingdone"} +{"tweet": "Sad tonight was my last dance at Shawano High School.. #sadtweet"} +{"tweet": "You'll never stop. That's sad!"} +{"tweet": "I'm spending valentines day with my couch, food, and bowling ball. #substate #sleeeep"} +{"tweet": "I'm actually really happy I got to spend my last night of summer with my bestfriend. @Tayjbone"} +{"tweet": "I've come to the conclusion that a celebrity can post a picture of cement on IG and it will find a way to get 5,000+ likes... #Thirsty"} +{"tweet": "Sorry guys I just want this pretty bad no one has the blue check mark"} +{"tweet": "We will be open our regular hours tomorrow, 11am to 9pm."} +{"tweet": "@BarbaraHubbard everything will come clear to you very soon"} +{"tweet": "Laying out because it's so beautiful outside \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "@_mauselilopez kinda. They won't protect the phone from big impact. But the cover is attached to the back so it's changeable if it breaks"} +{"tweet": "Shopping for my boyfriend is so friggin difficult"} +{"tweet": "@CodieVest why would u need tickets to get into pulse?"} +{"tweet": "If you drive an old cop car I despise you."} +{"tweet": "I didn't think this would happen."} +{"tweet": "@nita_kuhns lololol"} +{"tweet": "\\I'm glad you're here, Taran. With all the guys here, it gets hairy somedays.\\\" -Janae. #Uh #What\""} +{"tweet": "@ABCDEFGinamarie he's a member to a local gun club so free, and I have my license to carry and will eventually joining a club as well"} +{"tweet": "@angleeg again?! \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "Brad Pitt I would have your children ."} +{"tweet": "this week is like my last week . js ."} +{"tweet": "@LexNovotny_24 \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "I like my volleyball team\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Drugs are bad , kids"} +{"tweet": "@TristanNielson \\nWhat stuff? Lol"} +{"tweet": "Sec >>>> big ten ... What a conference. We are atleats competing with them now though"} +{"tweet": "#ThoughtsInHallway can't wait till I never haft to smell you , tell you to move , or think why the hell are you wearing that? #graduation \\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "@ZacMeng me and kaitlin having a love sesh over here.. seemed pretty relevant."} +{"tweet": "@ray_seakan I don't think I can!!"} +{"tweet": "I'll be your honey bee \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@chella9_ perfect right there!"} +{"tweet": "@Jake_Stefanski thanks Jake"} +{"tweet": "@Hey_There_T_Rob SO, I WAS FIRST ON TWITTER AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS"} +{"tweet": "@MirandaNapralla they would be a lot better if some didnt depress the hell out of me haha"} +{"tweet": "Girl code sometimes \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@samleip every day twin!"} +{"tweet": "Amazed by lonestar and I do by mark Willis are the most amazing songs. #weddingsongs #myfavorites"} +{"tweet": "New class, new syllabus, new reading list, new hashtag #arguinginpublic. Excited for all the discussions and new knowledge that awaits!"} +{"tweet": "Who the fuck is one direction?"} +{"tweet": "@issmorais_ hahaha! So true"} +{"tweet": "I think they like each other."} +{"tweet": "CAN GIRLS STOP SHAVING THEIR HEADS NOT EVERYONE LOOKS GOOD WITH NO HAIR"} +{"tweet": "I love tattoos and it's just whatever. \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wonder why I was born a girl. Girls are snotty, bitchy, and annoying as hell. #hatebeingagirl"} +{"tweet": "@KyleSeavy no problem"} +{"tweet": "@whoisMGMT music videos>>> #perfection"} +{"tweet": "My parents really need to buy food. This is ridiculous. #hungryaf"} +{"tweet": "I pissed my dreams away. Its far too late for that, Seth. *single tear*"} +{"tweet": "Well if you wish some one was more attractive get drunk and you will get your wish. It was proven on Mythbusters"} +{"tweet": "Elissa looks like a cracked out version of Rachel"} +{"tweet": "@_chelseeeeaa_ wow ok :("} +{"tweet": "Lots of exciting things going on in Chatt next week. Looking forward to it!"} +{"tweet": "\\@chrissy_jay11: I love my @Natalie_Salter \\u263a\\\" i love you too babee\""} +{"tweet": "Had such an awesome weekend. And now back to homework and studying."} +{"tweet": "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. I honestly can't take you."} +{"tweet": "@DadBurnett7 I'm feeling real good about this year. Alot like 2004. Maybe we'll see your #braves there!"} +{"tweet": "@momel28 @who_joeglynn32 bet I'm longer then you. I was smokin before I met you and you were clean then. You can do it!!"} +{"tweet": "thats so gross."} +{"tweet": "Also #reassuring was when the @Comcast tech told us that all the operators always lie & say different things from 1 another."} +{"tweet": "I miss @Viiictttoriia \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude14 hang soon bb"} +{"tweet": "@the_niz_wiz @sarahchrishammy cradle robber...."} +{"tweet": "I notice everything, but i keep my mouth shut"} +{"tweet": "I really need to sleep"} +{"tweet": "Thank the lord i never have to see either one of your faces ever again #happytweet"} +{"tweet": "@SpiritOfMusic1 yes and I understand completely! Yes I want to be with you!!"} +{"tweet": "Ps the flask in my car were so I don't get pulled over open container. Clearing up that mess"} +{"tweet": "i get that when youre single you can do what you want but i consider you a whore if you sleep with multiple people all of the time."} +{"tweet": "Major hair transformation this week \\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "I literally sat straight up in bed and couldn't catch my breath..felt like it actually happened."} +{"tweet": "@tayveeuh haha yeah really"} +{"tweet": "These hiccups << \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "@13Parkss3 wait so do I have a Nebraska accent then? Because I feel like I talk sooo much differently than everybody from Missouri! Lollll"} +{"tweet": "But first. \\u261d I need to get an apt. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Wtf? I can't go back to bed!"} +{"tweet": "If you ever thought that you won't make it As soon as it gets hard you just can't take it No matter what you're going through keep waiting"} +{"tweet": "#AMAs"} +{"tweet": "Wow my Pandora is just killin it right now. #JohnnyCash for dayzzz"} +{"tweet": "Nothing works in this pissin' farm house anyways so there I'm thankful to go to a brand new house..."} +{"tweet": "Brittany"} +{"tweet": "I'm annoyed beyond belief right now. Why. Oh probably because I have to go into work at fucking ten tonight."} +{"tweet": "I must have reached old age officially. Heard #pinkfloyd on the turning away muzak style on hold! #ack"} +{"tweet": "@LaceWe3 where's that at?"} +{"tweet": "@SmithcarlCarl @laur_ludwig CARL THIS ISNT THE FIRST GRADE. WE DONT SHARE ANYMORE."} +{"tweet": "Two weeks in and the biggest thing I've learned is that I HATE social statistics."} +{"tweet": "Let me do it with your dress still on"} +{"tweet": "Today can't get any worse."} +{"tweet": "Caitlyn literally talks to EVERYONE"} +{"tweet": "U think the devil ever hacks gods social media pages?"} +{"tweet": "I want to go see Kick Ass 2."} +{"tweet": "moneybags"} +{"tweet": "Yikes"} +{"tweet": "@WillLambing I got that ish my dude lol."} +{"tweet": "@JarboeBen WARM"} +{"tweet": "@trishawna_smith lol jk. I am lol see :D"} +{"tweet": "So glad that @Lilyamandax is with me and alive.... \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "i wanna hang out with someone after skoooool"} +{"tweet": "Let's not wait till the water runs dry"} +{"tweet": "you're my end and my beginning"} +{"tweet": "Why can't some things just be easy? \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "At least I have one person to stay up with me at night to text. #AloneStatus"} +{"tweet": "@avafillak same girl \\u263a\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Babysitting! #tiredasf"} +{"tweet": "@geoffvanwinkle haha this is so us \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2615\\ufe0f\\u2615\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I just had the best idea ever."} +{"tweet": "@daniellasv I just laughed so hard reading that.."} +{"tweet": "Laughing is so much fun. We should laugh more often. Just makes u feel better. #laugh #laughoutloudforreal"} +{"tweet": "@JeanKeandra I know I'm not. WEIRD\\u014c"} +{"tweet": "@Gracie_Grunklee about time?!"} +{"tweet": "Regrets collect like old friends"} +{"tweet": "So we get a 2 hour delay when the Roads aren't bad but yesterday when there shitty we get nothing #crazy #assbackwards"} +{"tweet": "Soooo when I grow up I'm gonna have a slide in my house. That goes from the bedroom to the kitchen or something."} +{"tweet": "@awintermote haha I did:("} +{"tweet": "Absolutely love my new shoes. That being said, this means something bad is going to happen to them. Place your bets now, kids!"} +{"tweet": "@CumminsCrum Oh, it's gotta be getting to pay for myself. That's a huuuuuge plus \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "C'mon Miggy"} +{"tweet": "I just want someone in my life who loves me...."} +{"tweet": "@amanda_cornejo I thought I was on the voice, but no one turned their chairs"} +{"tweet": "@TyreeDeWitt assaulting a women"} +{"tweet": "Why does everyone overuse the word \\literally\\\"?\""} +{"tweet": "Only know you've been high when you're feeling low. Only hate the road when you're missin home. Only know you love her when you let her go."} +{"tweet": "Just got into an accident right in front of pacha. But still going to see my babe @SteveAngello shout out to my nigs gettin me through it \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "If onions had feeling they would giggle when they are peeled"} +{"tweet": "Its 8am and I'm wide awake. Matthew and Anthony are still sleeping. What do I do now?"} +{"tweet": "Omg Crosbys face is going to be fucked up!"} +{"tweet": "Anthony is snoring in my ear right now. \\ud83d\\ude34 #shutup"} +{"tweet": "Good hair day. #Soblessed #fbthings"} +{"tweet": "At this moment all I want is to hear his voice...#miss him #love him"} +{"tweet": "Shrek is the best fairy tale\\nHe teaches you that you don't have to be perfect to have a happily ever after"} +{"tweet": "I'm just ready for Monday already."} +{"tweet": "my dad is the \\ud83d\\udca3\\nbraves vs. marlins game in 4 days & braves vs. phillies in 5 days. so excited \\ud83d\\ude0d\\u26be\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "kinda makes me sad hearing about you. but oh well. can't change anything now I guess."} +{"tweet": "No nike pros are not acceptable to wear around campus. \\ud83d\\ude48 like no."} +{"tweet": "That's it!"} +{"tweet": "@olivia_marie07 oh trust me girl, I don't wanna be you"} +{"tweet": "@SocratesReborn yes. And today is Wednesday.. Which makes tomorrow?"} +{"tweet": "You don't understand"} +{"tweet": "@_Manda_Rose_ 90s country"} +{"tweet": "Freshman from Texas tech killed that game.. #kudos"} +{"tweet": "@aNgie_kAmMEn irrelevant...but hey! Cookies make everything better"} +{"tweet": "Gucci mane ft Drake ~ in my business"} +{"tweet": "@brandes_alyssa \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@MurphyKeith trick from Lambeau, buy some insulation strips to put your feet on. Keeps your feet off the cold cement."} +{"tweet": "Wow I could literally so on all day but I'm not gonna"} +{"tweet": "@chris_cashman tell me about it."} +{"tweet": "She has the fish on the hook, I repeat fish on the hook. Reelin em in"} +{"tweet": "@chuckwoolery Same here. We're both entitled."} +{"tweet": "@ThatGirlBrittx haha right though..next week I'm hoping"} +{"tweet": "Upstream Color, guys."} +{"tweet": "Sprint. Making life easier."} +{"tweet": "@Eb_Dawg were you going to Minneapolis tomorrow too?"} +{"tweet": "Cinderella is about to lose the glass off her foot."} +{"tweet": "wow a whole week with @jacob_maple. will you marry me?????????? idk we've been together for like ever so idk please say yes"} +{"tweet": "Never would have thought that the only way I can talk to @seminolekid550 is through writing letters \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "@KyleLaBerge Me too!"} +{"tweet": "@TeklaVassie I can't watch Ghost Hunters at night . \\nI have to watch it in the day time ."} +{"tweet": "I hate you all"} +{"tweet": "@oHAYYitsLeE @skinkelaar lol lets be honest we were ratchet towards the end .. On a daily basis"} +{"tweet": "It is law. Everyone must ship #Emeron"} +{"tweet": "@TheMollyMolly hopefully not there for bad reasons. :-P"} +{"tweet": "@HotDiggity_Drey its just great all around!"} +{"tweet": "All first period I'm going to be think of cupcakes"} +{"tweet": "@kaayzee_ thanks. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Kind of in the BEST mood \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Hello, Travis\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "I'm content with being single \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@JennaMaschinot Sooo jealous."} +{"tweet": "@bodean90 well you can"} +{"tweet": "are you fucking kidding me"} +{"tweet": "I like to think I'll be super productive on Thursdays because I have the whole day off, but let's get real I have no motivation."} +{"tweet": "I'm tired of spending everyday thinking about things that I can't change. What's done is done so let it be \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@hollyR_J Holly tell them to read Luke 21:35-36 Jesus told his disciples to arm themselves with swords. Why? To protect themselves"} +{"tweet": "**It got real today when I discovered I have read a whole book before Monday's class. Good thing I checked the syllabus at 5:30pm Sat night."} +{"tweet": "@KaleyCuoco just saw a new Priceline commercial..funny stuff..You and Shatner make a good team"} +{"tweet": "@dwhyte70 these two are nuts good thing you weren't with them last night."} +{"tweet": "Well that's awkward..."} +{"tweet": "Rocking the boyfriend sweatpants!:)"} +{"tweet": "It's Snowing !"} +{"tweet": "someone come see the conjuring tonight when i get out of workkk"} +{"tweet": "I probably won't even be able to sleep that day. ill be thinking \\this is so unreal\\\" and not be able to sleep.\""} +{"tweet": "@Amccracken13 \\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "@JackClavette @urmindblown @sassler1 .69"} +{"tweet": "@cammycantdance Or was I"} +{"tweet": "@payleyhenley LITERALLY FUNNIEST THING OF MY LIFE"} +{"tweet": "interview tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "Don't tell me you're sorry because you're not."} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to give Alex and Karen their gifts"} +{"tweet": "@jchottottie I am playing some for me!"} +{"tweet": "I wish Tyler wasn't at class so I'd have someone to talk to"} +{"tweet": "I really wish I hadn't heard the remake of CTE's Breaking Point.. Ughhhh"} +{"tweet": "@DangerMindsBlog That\\u2019s Far out Man"} +{"tweet": "No one cares #SubTweet"} +{"tweet": "That was just a horrible defensive play..\\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "@GasMonkeyGarage nice...a Nomad is one of the few Chevys I would be caught dead in..\\n\\n#fastnloud"} +{"tweet": "Put your boobs away, Get your butt off the sink, Smile, Put your middle finger down, Respect yourself, & then see how many guys respect you"} +{"tweet": "@emily_regan_ thank you\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I love the way each of them say Niall i"} +{"tweet": "I see you fogging up the mirror and around your body glistens in the shower, I just want to stay and go down on you for a hour \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I hope everyone has super fancy dresses for hoco \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Baseball Camps cancelled"} +{"tweet": "I think I may go deaf, do to the sub in my truck. Fucker is literally right behind my seat \\ud83d\\ude32\\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "Just really hopin it last for the weekend. Sad but true."} +{"tweet": "I shouldn't have freaking done it."} +{"tweet": "No matter how many times life knocks me down, I will get back up."} +{"tweet": "I at FaceTime not anymore ok"} +{"tweet": "so exhausted ."} +{"tweet": "New Orleans here I come!! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@ChloeCoopR @neal_io what drink is this?"} +{"tweet": "or just nuke the middle east, either way will work"} +{"tweet": "@kelseyjrussell thanks girl :)"} +{"tweet": "in other news I got a glass screen cover and my fingers are so small and light that they can't really push the buttons thru the glass so.."} +{"tweet": "@arlenebanks666 nothing TEEEERIBLE"} +{"tweet": "I am so happy with you\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Proud to be 50/50 \\ud83d\\ude0a #LongStory"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@maddie_herring @M_Cooper24 lucky :-D mines at 3:30 #uggghhh"} +{"tweet": "@Dameanv2 sweet pea"} +{"tweet": "@erika_nicole10 the Green Mile \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Doing this everynight is just not ok anymore"} +{"tweet": "I am amazed how bad my eye sight is, now that I have glasses"} +{"tweet": "I always forget I have a tattoo on my side until I get naked \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Weeeeeekend"} +{"tweet": "@leahchafin hahaha maybe I should join the trend? ;)"} +{"tweet": "\\It's crazy to think a year ago my life was completely different.\\\" Oh wait... Nope. Same place.\""} +{"tweet": "@lonelyplanet Iceland is on top of our list!"} +{"tweet": "It's supposed to be a high of 82 and sunny for prom. Never mind, that's what it will be in Hawaii."} +{"tweet": "Barry's a fucking pussy"} +{"tweet": "Im gonna scroll to Harry styles first tweet k be ready bitches"} +{"tweet": "Lets get weird. \\n#WORKAHOLICS"} +{"tweet": "@AliyahYDG @issues @woeis @MemphisMayFire @WeArePalisades i second this except issues and them and wis will never tour together ever ha"} +{"tweet": "We do what we do best #MoveForward"} +{"tweet": "WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY"} +{"tweet": "@montanalea4 thanks babe! Miss ya!"} +{"tweet": "@CMcCabe812 i don't wear matching socks"} +{"tweet": "I feel like me and @lemmeCLAIREify_ are a lot alike. We need to hangout more! \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@TheTVargason @Lee_Jayy3 yeah foles and Barkley both suck Vicks slong..."} +{"tweet": "I can see my breath this is not okay in July"} +{"tweet": "@abbymarieh I hope no bruising results from my pole banging into the back of your head."} +{"tweet": "@MRHfan13 I love you too!! xoxo"} +{"tweet": "@mlaucxy whatever.."} +{"tweet": "I am so attracted to tiny, skinny, nerd girls. Its ridiculous."} +{"tweet": "Need coffee..."} +{"tweet": "I'm so sad baseball's over, it's too long of a wait to play fall ball..."} +{"tweet": "@Nik0leJ0y Jk, I would forgive you anything"} +{"tweet": "Fuck being awake for OGTs"} +{"tweet": "That makes me so mad"} +{"tweet": "My new goal for agri-king: see how many bags I can carry at once. Somehow, I will get six!"} +{"tweet": "Keep me running back to you"} +{"tweet": "Two more weeks then I can go."} +{"tweet": "@k_delgiorno everything but your throat is a tattoo spot"} +{"tweet": "@bwilly007 lets try for lunch. I'm just a little nervous to meet everyone cause I don't know what to expect"} +{"tweet": "Omg got two inches cut off my hair &i cried :( lol.. Oh well bye split ends."} +{"tweet": "@LindsayCrosby2 I can tell lol you're #raging haha"} +{"tweet": "Me-mom you probably should have let that guy out\\nMom-well I didn't like his mustache #creep #mommadeafunny"} +{"tweet": "@Gardner14Austin I said ur in! Haha u r such a little kid ;)"} +{"tweet": "The daily struggle of getting out of the car to go into school"} +{"tweet": "I can't believe when I was a freshmen at Buffalo State I use to come home like every weekend I miss college days"} +{"tweet": "I wonder if anyone ever picks me out of a group of people as being attractive or something idk is that weird"} +{"tweet": "And he already puked"} +{"tweet": "@MissMeleea me too!!! I'm glad you get to go!"} +{"tweet": "@Smitty_Jz BAHA"} +{"tweet": "@adelinerose97 i'm up haha"} +{"tweet": "Matt Flynn you fucking blow"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Alright there's no need for you to call Obama a terrorist. You're 14 so go worry about other shit not politics ok?"} +{"tweet": "Okay so this film paper can go to hell. I have to finish it tonight because of pep band tomorrow. Wtf."} +{"tweet": "Goodbye OSU."} +{"tweet": "\\That's nice dear.\\\"\\n \\n-Grandmas version of \\\"cool story bro.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "...so you send a pic to my big homie of your \\designs\\\" and don't expect him to show me??... Dawg. That's a Tom Ford ad, you cropped! Haha\""} +{"tweet": "@Tfen14 miss you guys #workhard good luck this season I'll come watch a game"} +{"tweet": "@DillonHammond fire her"} +{"tweet": "@TeraMVogl so can a marriage ; )"} +{"tweet": "@U_R_A_Hater do you remember that old old show called Zoids?"} +{"tweet": "I'm still strung out over youuuu"} +{"tweet": "Ok, putting on my uniform is a process and if I have to put it on and then take it off because the game gets canceled I will be angry. #Ughh"} +{"tweet": "@becka_sullivan it was nuts \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I really just want some ice cream and a red box movie"} +{"tweet": "Hey, quit stealing my Facebook status and putting it on twitter, jackass. Thanks."} +{"tweet": "Touchdown!! #SteelersNation"} +{"tweet": "@ANNAconddda wtf high school"} +{"tweet": "Polished up the ole boots last night just so I can get em muddy again tonight"} +{"tweet": "I miss the beach and @tinyt24 .... #wahhhh"} +{"tweet": "@InGodIDoTrust Are blacks really that powerful that even judge who is in charge to respect and balance law can be cajoled and manipulated"} +{"tweet": "@zoehutchin do it dude"} +{"tweet": "It been a long week here at the Judd on Monday our dog penny passed away. She was very sick and now no longer in pain. R.I.P PENNY"} +{"tweet": "@Cassie_Swenson diseal and a half."} +{"tweet": "So sweet, my baby cooked me an egg & turkey burger. & brought it to me with chobani & berries \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Tanning by the pool. Sun is shining\\u2600, its 95 degrees, palm trees\\ud83c\\udf34 all around me. This is the life! Now all I need is a fruity drink. \\ud83c\\udf79"} +{"tweet": "Grow a pair"} +{"tweet": "To go out and play basketball today, or to stay inside and be lazy..hmmmm."} +{"tweet": "Sneezing and driving is so scary."} +{"tweet": "I'm thinking I need to go to McDonald's and get a 49 cent cone @Jwill1095..."} +{"tweet": "I want bacon and some chocolate chip pancakes \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@SaltMyShaker69 @_alixmccord you're too scared!"} +{"tweet": "Rolling my eyes \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Can't complain.\\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "When I make popcorn, I either make enough for a toddler or an African tribe #noinbetween"} +{"tweet": "No floor tickets left for nectar #columbia? Fuck that. I will never attend township again if I can't get on the floor"} +{"tweet": "You're the same old song..."} +{"tweet": "Fuck is dis"} +{"tweet": "@cowbell888 is my fav"} +{"tweet": "Someone bring me some iron pills to Olive Garden so I can function like a human for the next ten hours #please"} +{"tweet": "@RobbieSilvera Lucky I wish I could go to a place like that"} +{"tweet": "#VoiceSave Josh"} +{"tweet": "Constant drinkin and love songs."} +{"tweet": "I spelled a word wrong on some else's Facebook post. 8 people liked it. \\ud83d\\ude1f"} +{"tweet": "@alexregannnnn \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Gummy worms= happiness \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "why is Sadie so awkward."} +{"tweet": "My new header > #MaydayParade"} +{"tweet": "I loathe Summer Finn yet I am Summer Finn."} +{"tweet": "Unblocked."} +{"tweet": "Lead me to the cross, where your love poured out. Bring me to my knees, lord I lay me down. Rid me of myself, I belong to you! Oh lead me."} +{"tweet": "@RBGraffito PEDs"} +{"tweet": "I hate how it only snows Friday night and Saturday. But once the week comes we get nothing"} +{"tweet": "Couldn't hav asked for a better way to spend my my New Years \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "It's cool not to text me for 6 hours."} +{"tweet": "OMG OMG OMG"} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna pick me up \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "@CainWirkkula it's true though.. I just don't have a life \\ud83d\\ude09 nothing better to do!"} +{"tweet": "Every night I lay in bed and Puff the shit outta my e cig till I fall asleep. Shits boss."} +{"tweet": "I can't believe it's been 4 years already.. you're the best. Saving lives like it's no big deal. Love you Dad."} +{"tweet": "@ShmandaPandaC thanks! Love not going back to class this week! ;) except not seeing u and @calynmary26 bums me out!"} +{"tweet": "#sorry"} +{"tweet": "Everyone but me in my house is sleeping..."} +{"tweet": "You can't get revenge and keep a spotless reputation"} +{"tweet": "Wish we could do it overrrr"} +{"tweet": "pig"} +{"tweet": "@Matt_T_McKenna you weren't there for the great blizzard of 1950"} +{"tweet": "Why do I feel nauseous? \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "So can it snow again? It's too hot already."} +{"tweet": "I have friends who back me up."} +{"tweet": "@liindssseey miss you too boo! we're so sneaky for getting out of that detention."} +{"tweet": "MY LAST RETWEET OMGGGGG"} +{"tweet": "I would honestly like an explanation but I know you're not grown up enough to do that."} +{"tweet": "It's Christmas bitchezzz \\ud83c\\udf81\\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf85"} +{"tweet": "Well you are the quiet one, so why don't you shut the fuck up."} +{"tweet": "#hostages"} +{"tweet": "my dad is dumb. I want my license"} +{"tweet": "The amount of selfies I have on my phone of me and @nicoleweaverr in our 4th hour is ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "#IveGotAThingFor Big booty hoe"} +{"tweet": "@jordyn_haynes I love you"} +{"tweet": "@Zay_Moss its seems unethical to go hunting with it"} +{"tweet": "oh, that wasn't SOO bad..."} +{"tweet": "The royal baby is already cooler than I am and he's only 5 days old"} +{"tweet": "So much good music has been coming out lately"} +{"tweet": "It needs to stop snowing, Quadasauras rexes don't handle the snow well"} +{"tweet": "Hancock -Han +Bab = babcock ... No wonder he's unconscious right now"} +{"tweet": "last straw, we are no longer friends."} +{"tweet": "@HamptonKevin it was so pretty! #GoBeavs"} +{"tweet": "You're like my favorite damn disease"} +{"tweet": "Ahahahaha brianna right now >>"} +{"tweet": "@dljboomer your mom is gonna make you get a jeep. \\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "But seriously the smile on my nieces face every single time wagon wheel by Darius Rucker play though>>>> #sohappy \\ud83d\\udc76\\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@Mizzou @finebaum @aggieprez we hate to see him go, will always remember his contributions, dedicated leadership & friendliness!!"} +{"tweet": "You do know he's cheating on you right? With me. #sorryimnotsorry #bitch"} +{"tweet": "@MissieHammers hahaha don't tempt me"} +{"tweet": "With my girls after school(: @ALRoss29 @Madyson_Noelle #cantwait #funtimes"} +{"tweet": "It is not fair that the happiest people die young and the miserable ones live to be old."} +{"tweet": "Biggest disappointment ever: pulling into the Chik-fil-a parking lot only to realize its sunday #fail"} +{"tweet": "Last NYE I got punched in the face & Billy Work left his lip of chew in Danielle's baby blanket so really this NYE can only go up from there"} +{"tweet": "@RyStew96 It's okay. You have something in common with my mom.<3"} +{"tweet": "@Mr_Danimal fuck yes! It's a date then!"} +{"tweet": "@m94smith I'm not laughing."} +{"tweet": "#ThingsGirlsLike @TheReal1Nut's pants today."} +{"tweet": "@Mike_Stud when are you going to do a show in Indianapolis?"} +{"tweet": "@Browns season and I'm more intrigued by the @Indians. Can't tell ya the last time that happened. Notorious rebuilding. #CanOnlyTakeSoMuch"} +{"tweet": "We're totally NOT dumpster diving right now looking for boxes #oops"} +{"tweet": "I got my eyes on you."} +{"tweet": "@RMHreczkosiej nice that's something I considered. Honestly man take as many online classes as you can. They're very easy and less material"} +{"tweet": "I worry way to much .."} +{"tweet": "Till I collapse I'm spilling these raps long as you feel em, til the day that I drop you'll never say that im not killing em"} +{"tweet": "@natalinabrea bye\\u270b"} +{"tweet": "@SayitaintSchiff I can't think of one AFC team competing with the Broncos this season, but you can never count out Brady sadly."} +{"tweet": "How your waist is anorexic and then you ass in colossal."} +{"tweet": "@jeremybundren we are going to miss you brother."} +{"tweet": "Semi final baseball game at noon today.....goooooo box!"} +{"tweet": "Road trip with Paul"} +{"tweet": "Yeah someone bring me breakfast in bed? I will love you forever"} +{"tweet": "Because I swear to god I would kill a bitch. Especially when I'm fucking trying to sleep. SO SHUT THE HELL UP"} +{"tweet": "@younggdosh freak \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "It is weird and somewhat awkward to see this Facebook drama play out."} +{"tweet": "#gymtime"} +{"tweet": "Thinking of ways to destroy the planet. Usual day, you?"} +{"tweet": "Real @Braves fans should be on the twitter today. #VoteFreddie"} +{"tweet": "I fall asleep to The Office so much that I'm beginning to realize that I can't sleep to anything other than the shenanigans of Michael Scott"} +{"tweet": "Why can't I buy Belgian chocolate in the US?!?! @kenncramer"} +{"tweet": "742 threats. Fuck you virus"} +{"tweet": "I mean, my self confidence is already low enough. She doesn't really effect it more."} +{"tweet": "@Top_Gun60 I didn't apologize for it"} +{"tweet": "I live here I'll die here , these are my stomping grounds"} +{"tweet": "Mayday Parade and this warm bed are the best things I could ask for tonight."} +{"tweet": "Off dress shopping #again with @danniimarie17"} +{"tweet": "@San_Lyrics Like I'm in my first year of college ha that's what I meant."} +{"tweet": "@KassidyBeliebs5 Madies taking 13 years. Ps. I have no makeup on. Nor did i do my hair."} +{"tweet": "@SimplyyDopexD you better go to that one I invited you to I don't wanna be a loner xD"} +{"tweet": "I'm so sad"} +{"tweet": "@Molly_joy23 how was ball"} +{"tweet": "Feel like I haven't talked to @_ManOnTheMooney in forever \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@Lexie_Elise thanks"} +{"tweet": "For my roommate application I should have put \\third wheeling\\\" as one of my hobbies.\""} +{"tweet": "My friend has my picture in her phone as @Maxgschneider and I am so honored"} +{"tweet": "Why am I so awful at math.. Like why"} +{"tweet": "@ChelseaVPeretti can't it be both"} +{"tweet": "My life for the past few weeks has revolved around God, family, SEC Football, and Mexican food. Proud to say that I'm not ashamed of it."} +{"tweet": "I want to kick you three in the throat"} +{"tweet": "@Its_KidCody You're nasty. Wow."} +{"tweet": "Sounds good Sarah!"} +{"tweet": "It feels like I've been here for days"} +{"tweet": "@sirajasauce @turanosaurusrex @acenadeem90 @beingsamirj this is just waiting to be photoshopped of something terribly inappropriate..."} +{"tweet": "@karly_landis send me this picture please"} +{"tweet": "I'm not good at offense but I can play defense..."} +{"tweet": "I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire 'cause I am the champion, and you're gonna hear me roar. \\ud83d\\udc2f\\ud83d\\udc05"} +{"tweet": "Today I say goodbye to a neighborhood family that I've known and loved for 12 years. Im gonna miss all of you. Thanks for the memories."} +{"tweet": "Because these words were never easier for me to say or her to second guess"} +{"tweet": "I wish I knew what I was doing wrong and how to fix it"} +{"tweet": "I wish I actually had a fall break instead of just the weekend home.... #needabreak #whereswinterbreak"} +{"tweet": "That was the stupidest hashtag I've ever seen #stupid"} +{"tweet": "Let it snow\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u26c4\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@AD7Era hmm well try get more i don't want to play with just 5 people"} +{"tweet": "Amazes me how 10 wrongs can over power 1000 memories!? #doesntmakesense"} +{"tweet": "And here comes the rain.."} +{"tweet": "Emily and Lindsey are practicing driving a stick shift with us in the back seat \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@ameliagrace1118 @logan_gardner4 #kyleeisconfused"} +{"tweet": "@jenna__aguirre Ready to drink!? #SundayFunday"} +{"tweet": "No presents this year!"} +{"tweet": "@DougDavidsonYR welcome Doug. Hope you reach your number"} +{"tweet": "And I'm throwing up again"} +{"tweet": "Just saw a mouse run across my chair! Freaking awesome!!"} +{"tweet": "why am I reading for this class, I never read for this profs class last semester. #Why"} +{"tweet": "THE BELLS WORK."} +{"tweet": "My love for justin timberlake is unreal \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@DatManGood Tell her you know she can't cook."} +{"tweet": "Twas a very exciting day at work today\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Thursday Thursday Thursday Thursday"} +{"tweet": "@christaMETH_ Olivia sounds like a twat"} +{"tweet": "@benfowlkesMMA should have waited till you were in Toronto to ship them."} +{"tweet": "just looking at equity, debt, and job placement"} +{"tweet": "This is gonna suck."} +{"tweet": "all that shooting shit is played out."} +{"tweet": "Been listening to fall acoustic for the past two hours now! #cantgetenougn"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure the only thing that'd make my wife smile like the ladies in Cialis ads would be if I actually developed E.D.!"} +{"tweet": "@whoacatiesboss I miss you babe seriously"} +{"tweet": "I forever quit."} +{"tweet": "I can be your lover, You can be my baby any time you wanna, but i ain't ya momma."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 favorited"} +{"tweet": "People give attention because they care, now that you know Gio is fine everyone can go to sleep, I just wanna focus on this baseball game!!"} +{"tweet": "I can feel my fat growing"} +{"tweet": "@_bach9 stop"} +{"tweet": "#WorstBreakUpExcuse it's not you it's me"} +{"tweet": "@ScopenYouOut basically"} +{"tweet": "I made new friends this weekend ok"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone remember that song \\ice cream paint job\\\"? Because I do.\""} +{"tweet": "Is it bad I want uggs on my feet already?"} +{"tweet": "I'm the biggest baby when it comes to haircuts."} +{"tweet": "Truly not that deep"} +{"tweet": "5 hours in at work and I'm ready to call it a morning. Coffee please!"} +{"tweet": "@briadeitz hope I can get mine soon"} +{"tweet": "I just got out of bed before noon. Fixing my sleep schedule. #babysteps"} +{"tweet": "@kaylawinton15 its probably just gas"} +{"tweet": "The good times are killing me."} +{"tweet": "Waking up feelin like shit, always the best"} +{"tweet": "@Ilovewwe123 probably, but we'll never know it."} +{"tweet": "@grimstarable @stephralls94 true story"} +{"tweet": "@KhyleTorres23 oh shit"} +{"tweet": "@Anna_Kremer lolz"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrows gonna suck #workprobs"} +{"tweet": "@loooon943 are you coming out tonight?"} +{"tweet": "Still thinking. #sad #notfair"} +{"tweet": "This should be interesting"} +{"tweet": "Still baby, you're horribly addicting"} +{"tweet": "@Emmm_girll just don't talk about my boyfriend again. Or we're seriously gonna have some issues.."} +{"tweet": "@heraldleader So purposely misleading. Why?"} +{"tweet": "@HornyFacts I wear my camouflage crocs almost daily and I have no problem with having sex!"} +{"tweet": "@F1abraham You're destined to be a filthy 2 bit porno ho-- no wonder your poor mom is whacked out on Xanax 24/7. Shameful! #MotherOfTheRear"} +{"tweet": "I would not mess with Liam Neeson. #badass"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone else ever turn down their music all the way and then forget it's actually even playing"} +{"tweet": "\\@___mcj: \\u201c@RIP_AuntTaymaa: , she lucky she my sis\\u201dwho?\\\"Yu\""} +{"tweet": "John 5:1-9 Heavenly Father, make me whole. In His most powerful name above all names, Jesus & for His sake. May Your will be done. Amen."} +{"tweet": "This fucking week is lasting forever"} +{"tweet": "I'm so ready to be out of rock hill away from all the drama for a few days"} +{"tweet": "@YoungMigo765 you go to ymca or planet fitness?"} +{"tweet": "Dude I'll have 3 out of my 8 classes with no homework over Winter Break. I am so happy \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@MichaelUrban01 dude i saw your car in the driveway what happened"} +{"tweet": "Good thing I have a dent in my leg from falling all the way down the stairs #newlow"} +{"tweet": "Woooow is all I can say about last night.....not drinking like that ever again!!"} +{"tweet": "If the peanutbutter isn't melting on the toast, it's not toasted enough"} +{"tweet": "Drastic changes are seriously needed. I need a new scenery, new people, new everything.."} +{"tweet": "juust got home , FINALLY ."} +{"tweet": "Moral of the story, wait till you're in person\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@JCThomas94 Why not?"} +{"tweet": "This town is so sweet, can't believe such a tragedy happened could happen here.\\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83c\\udfeb. #Newtown"} +{"tweet": "ugh is it nap time yet"} +{"tweet": "Hahahahaha don't flatter yourself."} +{"tweet": "@DeMatti007 @hollywheldon who is hiding under the blanket ? Ha"} +{"tweet": "If you say \\everything happens for a reason\\\" to me there's a 99.9% chance I'll punch you in the nose\""} +{"tweet": "btw thanks for punching me today, I now have a bruise @JDoo_0407 #yousuck \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "What happened? I guess I was just forgotten."} +{"tweet": "Hey, you're cute.. no, actually, WE'RE cute. Be mine. Seriously. (: #Leggo"} +{"tweet": "I'm babysitting so it's acceptable"} +{"tweet": "@Shawnhodge I know. Dude massie's running back \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@w0ahKaitlin this absolutely made my entire night! Tell your dad thank you sosososo much, and that he's my new bff! :)"} +{"tweet": "Leigh's nails look like shit"} +{"tweet": "Might just drive out to Madison for some Starbucks"} +{"tweet": "So nervous but excited for this show tomorrow\\ud83d\\ude01 #equestrianproblems"} +{"tweet": "@UrCaptainCasey I can if you still need one, depending when the draft is"} +{"tweet": "@sarahZperiod @FoShoYeo Hello fellas here I am, put your American sausage in my English mcmuffin"} +{"tweet": "Guys in our choir who think they can sing. #getreal"} +{"tweet": "When college baseball season comes to an end. <<"} +{"tweet": "Do my favorites bother you yet"} +{"tweet": "Left but I always came back like a rental whip"} +{"tweet": "MY MOM NEEDS TO LEAVE FOR WORK. MY PRESENTS ARE UNDER THE TREE. I REPEAT MY PRESENTS ARE UNDER THE TREE. LETS GO GINGER HURRY UP"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to go to the golden corral w/ me ?"} +{"tweet": "I see that power steering sex drive when you swerve"} +{"tweet": "All my tweets are like four hours delayed. Like what. No stop"} +{"tweet": "can't get any sleep lately..."} +{"tweet": "I feel like noone went to school yesterday #lol"} +{"tweet": "It's the same damn thing everyday, I want something different!"} +{"tweet": "@MollowAnn @JennieLipinski im sorry! I am just poorly influenced ...."} +{"tweet": "@BucsCannonball I know, I didn't. All I said is that Lacy seems like more of a traditional Steelers RB."} +{"tweet": "I hope spencer stays #BB15"} +{"tweet": "@MadiBonbon go to Farrens or go somewhere close"} +{"tweet": "@SethHompson come to state"} +{"tweet": "Waiting for the love of a traveling soldier, our love will never end, waiting for the soldier to come back again."} +{"tweet": "@EmilyRosenstein then the picture DOESN'T describe the night ;)"} +{"tweet": "Crap. No. Stop. Don't do that."} +{"tweet": "@Younkman13 did you catch the dodgeball reference?"} +{"tweet": "Tweet tweet tweet"} +{"tweet": "Cardinals looking impressive so far #WorldSeries"} +{"tweet": "@acriner4 he is! \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "My only plan tonight is to watch Grimm #hardlife"} +{"tweet": "@caryssa23 @Rob_DezNutz ill try to look but I'm not promising much"} +{"tweet": "@The_Burdman @___218 @AustySpimonte nothing better to do! Lol"} +{"tweet": "Ohio Deer Hunting Season Results\\nHumans 162,729 Deer 3"} +{"tweet": "I'm the only one in my grade that takes football seriously"} +{"tweet": "Luckily I knew they weren't before this"} +{"tweet": "I'm probably one of the most jealous people ever"} +{"tweet": "You guys are being so shady lately..."} +{"tweet": "@Steph_Schwieger okay. Done with you."} +{"tweet": "@Real_Liam_Payne what did you eat fur dinner??"} +{"tweet": "#IGotAThingFor guys with trucks!"} +{"tweet": "Congrats to the one act play people on going to finals #KickSomeAssTomorrow #BestOfLuck"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I just used the term \\weirdo\\\" to describe someone, even if it was in my head, slightly embarrasses me.\""} +{"tweet": "@ian_indica definitely gonna get one of those"} +{"tweet": "DO NOT complain to me about your LSAT this weekend.... i took mine OVER HOMECOMING.... so yeah #stfu"} +{"tweet": "I should probably be sleeping instead of tweeting."} +{"tweet": "@Welovethequiff @Louis_Tomlinson That's like my dream. but all I really wanna do is to tell Louis how he's saved me I'd be nowhere w/out him"} +{"tweet": "Bye week hell this week"} +{"tweet": "So I thought I missed highschool but after going there today to pick up my yearbook & they wouldn't give it to me I changed my mind.."} +{"tweet": "Snoozed the alarm 6 times this morning yet still made it to work early"} +{"tweet": "If you don't know what it's like have 76 cents in your bank account until payday, I envy you"} +{"tweet": "@LifeOnAHorse even better!"} +{"tweet": "Reynolds has endeared himself as a great team mate. Great signing for the Tribe."} +{"tweet": "@_PKaye_ I'm really hoping that's the one that crawled on my shoulders"} +{"tweet": "I want Mexican so bad..."} +{"tweet": "Canoeing with the second family today (:"} +{"tweet": "I think I have good poisoning"} +{"tweet": "Slept with my foot elevated all night, wake up and it's blue. This is not a good sign!"} +{"tweet": "I need a trim or something."} +{"tweet": "@omersully agreed"} +{"tweet": "@aiden_justice what are you doing"} +{"tweet": "all that bullshits for the birds &you ain't nothin but a volture. always lookin for the worst, waitin for me to fuckkk up"} +{"tweet": "@The_BBenson whoever that guy is his name means grasses..."} +{"tweet": "DZs are singing 22 by Taylor swift at my house...#killme"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealHoff10 So happy you play for my beloved Sabres. Lets get a cup here?"} +{"tweet": "Kelsey made me giggle"} +{"tweet": "@itsDANAmarie haha awesome ;)"} +{"tweet": "Momentary lapses of judgement <<<<<<<"} +{"tweet": "Family gatherings are so boring sometimes #sobored #helpme"} +{"tweet": "Southern Miss scored on three plays on its ensuing drive after the safety. #TXST still owns a 14-12 lead. Crowd is back in the game."} +{"tweet": "I AM UGLY AND I AM PROUD"} +{"tweet": "Nothing that's sexier than smoke rolling out of between a pair of ruby reds. #lipstick"} +{"tweet": "We only regret the chances we don't take"} +{"tweet": "planning the day & night with @ColtonVick19"} +{"tweet": "I feel like more than half the people at my school are fake af. Does this attend you? #Dontcare"} +{"tweet": "Jumping off of.roofs onto a mat won't get old haha"} +{"tweet": "Crying in the middle of Quaker Steak because fuck this."} +{"tweet": "This car can't sing. & this needs to stop. now."} +{"tweet": "@AshKetchumall22 I knew you'd be pissed at Adam!"} +{"tweet": "We have like 15 days left. Let's stop with the homework. teachers."} +{"tweet": "My hair is getting so long, it almost touches my butt\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "My mom and dad mean everything to me."} +{"tweet": "Strawberries. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "The things my sister says... Oh my god #mademyday #dyingoflaughter"} +{"tweet": "Double ot!"} +{"tweet": "@JakeAlarie thanks I know I'm cool"} +{"tweet": "Someone tell me a good scary movie to watchhhh"} +{"tweet": "I absolutely love everything about Bill Murray"} +{"tweet": "Guys stop being stupid. Your girls can see you liking pictures of half naked girls! Stay classy not trashy @tgardner_16"} +{"tweet": "Ok, so where do I find the times for the next expected smoke sightings? #conclave #soexcited"} +{"tweet": "......and the reds lose"} +{"tweet": "Motivation to do anything. All I do is lay here an cry all day. My mom knows why...so why would be say that to me... Obviously it's"} +{"tweet": "thankyou for everything, \\ud83d\\udc99 @WillieL15"} +{"tweet": "Any classes aren't even over and I already have so much homework \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@JayXOFauz truck. #NoCompetition"} +{"tweet": "I love this place everyone keeps complimenting me. I'm not used to this especially from girls who don't know me."} +{"tweet": "IMPRACTICAL JOKERS COMES BACK TOMORROW"} +{"tweet": "@SSquire @mrpl there is something really icky about guacamole in a bathroom...."} +{"tweet": "@gmhowe87 @Patriots so true Greg. Record aside, this team looks pathetic most games"} +{"tweet": "@WithersBrandon Quit crying about it!! ;)))"} +{"tweet": "@h_warren143 YES MA'AM\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude10\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "Giving a lot of people early Christmas presents today, in the form of approved Vehicle Salesperson apps. Oh yes."} +{"tweet": "I think it'll be best if we just don't talk at all anymore #soundsgood"} +{"tweet": "#BeatND \\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "I think I love @oliviahenken so much because she reminds me of Carrie."} +{"tweet": "@Fatimamehira lol I watch animal planet with my niece allll day! They're amazing! #SubhanAllah"} +{"tweet": "tori just dragged me down the hall #oh"} +{"tweet": "Lets go oregon u got this #BeatStanford"} +{"tweet": "Today is a good day to listen to music"} +{"tweet": "@abbyadams13 anything and everything possible"} +{"tweet": "The smile on my face when I get your texts"} +{"tweet": "I'll love you forever. I'll like you for always. As long as I'm living, my baby you'll be."} +{"tweet": "Cross the line if your parents literally kept you from doing what you love&now you feel like you wont be the person you always wanted to be."} +{"tweet": "Keep the change you filthy animal \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Kenzie is so mean like omg"} +{"tweet": "@NotCPhelps hahahha @RitcheyRich82 is the only person that has this picture"} +{"tweet": "@kjones1993 lol no I was waiting on josh as always..I just have to go drop those apps off"} +{"tweet": "@cthulhululu Story if everyone's lives."} +{"tweet": "people always get in my parents cars at night and look for money and change \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "\\Yes. It was weird.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "#1 pick in fantasy football who do i take?"} +{"tweet": "@jennadblair @taralynette12 yes yes yes!"} +{"tweet": "@ercwithan_i we can be total hippies and it would be awesome. How would we make money?"} +{"tweet": "Come to the end zone and drink"} +{"tweet": "I seriously have shopped so much today. \\ud83d\\udc54\\ud83d\\udc5f\\ud83d\\udc4c\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "OMG there is a mouse in the gym and he tried to eat me!"} +{"tweet": "There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest"} +{"tweet": "@DavidCraig_4 Sooo?! I wanna watch a movie!"} +{"tweet": "Please let this day go as planned \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "#HardBodyRefs @WWEArmstrong"} +{"tweet": "@mmsedg I work most Mondays and Fridays! Come see me soon pleeeeeez"} +{"tweet": "I need excitement"} +{"tweet": "@JgLancer016 i know but thats what everyone bases it on"} +{"tweet": "@cp1dub @juicyjules96 haha"} +{"tweet": "@SamShazzam I wanna make sure I see you before you go =)"} +{"tweet": "@keeerminhilaii nope"} +{"tweet": "Holy shit I have apple juice!"} +{"tweet": "@snmcrob Sara you're being a weenie at the moment I'm going to have to ask you to Stahp \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "Money make the world go round and all the pretty girls go down"} +{"tweet": "They in high school too."} +{"tweet": "Definitely gonna fall asleep to candles and country music tonight #BYE"} +{"tweet": "Seriously. .just truly amazing...but why!!!"} +{"tweet": "Breaking out the ps2 and all the old games. Brings back memories."} +{"tweet": "So shame on me nowwwwww"} +{"tweet": "@chenery_matthew why are you outside at 2:30"} +{"tweet": "Should have wore boots"} +{"tweet": "@Milkmann56 that's what I say!"} +{"tweet": "You know you're going to miss high school when you even teared up saying goodbye to Ms. Dematteo .. #what"} +{"tweet": "@otepofficial ;-) ha!"} +{"tweet": "Nothing could get any worse"} +{"tweet": "@samnday @seesully_13 OMG that's awesome!!"} +{"tweet": "And you wonder why I never want to be home."} +{"tweet": "I just wish things could be back to normal with us..."} +{"tweet": "It didn't help, it just made me even more rude and impatient."} +{"tweet": "Hates the fact that I have snap chat and noone snaps back.... #bitches"} +{"tweet": "I'm so tired"} +{"tweet": "I'm quoting songs by the way"} +{"tweet": "@22Thuffman haha well then how about you come plow my road!"} +{"tweet": "Nate Robinson is definitely showing up this year in the post season."} +{"tweet": "@BabyGirl111134 you still hate me \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Chances are I don't like you."} +{"tweet": "I need out of this car #arewethereyet #chicago"} +{"tweet": "@w00tslap indeed. It is march."} +{"tweet": "@colleendonahuee it's not on til 10 it's channel 4"} +{"tweet": "Nature"} +{"tweet": "@Swagg1357 thanks swag :) I'm good, just having a shitty night that's all."} +{"tweet": "candy crush messed up my imessage #whatisgoingon"} +{"tweet": "@FineByKey I want it... Go back and get one signed for me"} +{"tweet": "Apparently it's not socially acceptable to sit at the blue tables by the library in your fleece on a gloomy day"} +{"tweet": "@ChelseyLinton could've came visit!"} +{"tweet": "Sleep has never sounded so good on a Friday night."} +{"tweet": "got ready in less than an hour, shower and all. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@abovetheclouds5 absolutely LOVE this song !!"} +{"tweet": "Having a girls night @MorganFloyd18 \\n#bitchin:)"} +{"tweet": "@tashabecker07 @knelson14 boooo"} +{"tweet": "natalie just left like 10 minutes ago and I miss her already."} +{"tweet": "The fact that Pinky came and found me as soon as I got home from work. >>> Someone wanted to snuggle!"} +{"tweet": "Don't over think, just take a chance"} +{"tweet": "Mr. Georgia"} +{"tweet": "I'm literally never on time for my bio lab #whoops"} +{"tweet": "Ill always love you"} +{"tweet": "You just sound so amazing , I absolutely love it"} +{"tweet": "@vanessa_ambrose please this has been such a good day so far!"} +{"tweet": "@juliadelanyxo do mine please !"} +{"tweet": "Not only did he deliver from a thawing standpoint but also managed to marinate the chicken in franks red hot"} +{"tweet": "@BBreidenbaugh don't worry you should see half of the ones that she took of me. trust me that doesn't even compare \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "I'm excited for the Marshall Virginia Tech game."} +{"tweet": "@alyssatomazin44 except 5 period"} +{"tweet": "@OohitsKayleigh @Cziegler20 we truly are. We've gotten so many people"} +{"tweet": "DEGRASSI IS BACK TONIGHT \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude01 #pumped"} +{"tweet": "@gerdy16 thats just abusive"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I'm floating on a huge ass cloud. That's how relaxing it is"} +{"tweet": "@big_rob36 haha it's a joke"} +{"tweet": "#good"} +{"tweet": "@LaurenSindel hahaha I'm still sorry \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I really want to still be in bed...but we are already driving"} +{"tweet": "#tmlt Game is a blackout, and we are sitting across from our bench"} +{"tweet": "@LaurenFazioo_ @ThatOneJew9 well I'm too strong for college so I'll prolly just go be a navy seal"} +{"tweet": "I dont want to go to school anymore."} +{"tweet": "Panera, ice cream & the zoo. Fantastic first day of summer vacation I'd say \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "In desperate need of a haircut"} +{"tweet": "To getta snap chat, or to not getta snap chat.. #prollynot"} +{"tweet": "But at the end of the day, family is the one thing that is there for you no matter what."} +{"tweet": "@Josh44270 Especially in the mornings \\ud83d\\ude00\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@GucciZoe4 @KenzLaRochelle I have a really embarrassing picture of you still"} +{"tweet": "Can anyone tell us the secret list of poisonous ingredients that make fracking fluid? We have a right to know."} +{"tweet": "@MikePLadaika good stuff man. Not bad for first college tournament. Keep workin"} +{"tweet": "@maddy_mettler17 screw you \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@klrice16 I LOVE HIM"} +{"tweet": "Can I get paid to put people in their place when they are acting like snooty bitches?"} +{"tweet": "Major is seriously the cutest kid."} +{"tweet": "I like pinky promises. I still believe in them."} +{"tweet": "@chelsearstepp you're welcome!"} +{"tweet": "Home, bouta take this good ole nap \\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "My favorite sight of the day thus far is all the jeeps driving around with multiple American flags hanging out of them. \\ud83c\\uddfa\\ud83c\\uddf8"} +{"tweet": "Missing home already! Hurry up summer"} +{"tweet": "Off to softball practice! \\u26be #greatfeeling #beenawhile"} +{"tweet": "The show is fucking awesome #mlb"} +{"tweet": "Having a headache instantly ruins my entire day"} +{"tweet": "Who the fuck would wanna be with an asshole like you?"} +{"tweet": "@devin_ramsey who do you think?!?"} +{"tweet": "@AbbieKimball so do we get a study guide for nutrition or does she expect us to wing it?"} +{"tweet": "\\I don't drink\\\" #ShitPussiesSay\""} +{"tweet": "The best nights are with @jillianlee2 and Laur and of course bones \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Job interview on the 18th \\ud83d\\udc3e"} +{"tweet": "Drake is looking finnnneeez"} +{"tweet": "Dear God, thank you for everything you've some for me. I love you."} +{"tweet": "I'm hungry #makemefood"} +{"tweet": "@LotOfPainNoGain Every Friday night in a nutshell..."} +{"tweet": "I love you @AaronJKnepp \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "11-3 so far with my fantasy football picks."} +{"tweet": "Calvin Harris is seriously one of the best"} +{"tweet": "Something good needs to happen so it I'm going to have to give up having faith on you..."} +{"tweet": "I've been listening to Wicked Games way too much for it to be normal."} +{"tweet": "#YoureMoreMoreAttractiveIf You have a cute smile and you're @danabrown9994"} +{"tweet": "@DMC_Ryan same with Forza AKA Fashion Show."} +{"tweet": "@NookHarper stepped away from my computer and never came back. Next week should be OK!"} +{"tweet": "Kayla go to bed."} +{"tweet": "Why do you play baseball?\\nFor the love of the game."} +{"tweet": "Their loss. @ColbyRay14"} +{"tweet": "heather I don't want to listen to you talk about obese people for hours"} +{"tweet": "In all honesty here, you're a cunt."} +{"tweet": "@BabyyLicia hahahaha as much as I'd love to idk about that one \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude0b I thought I really common white name was bob or wait wait... dick hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Cant wait for my hour and a half drive home at 6 am #fml"} +{"tweet": "\\Always\\\" and forever best friends stick together \\ud83d\\udc95\""} +{"tweet": "I'm sad and excited right now @DoctorWho_BBCA"} +{"tweet": "I seriously just wanna punch someone."} +{"tweet": "@_catburglar still here for ya!"} +{"tweet": "Wow.."} +{"tweet": "@TheFrenchyze are you in Burlington?"} +{"tweet": "That was a horrible idea omfg"} +{"tweet": "Come on George. Do loud far things."} +{"tweet": "@Flagg55 you sir, are garbage. Indicud is the shit."} +{"tweet": "Where's my snuggle buddy"} +{"tweet": "@bobdively as long as it helps my golf swing or pet"} +{"tweet": "That Marshall guy .... He's good"} +{"tweet": "My day = Country music &laundry."} +{"tweet": "Also, I don't run."} +{"tweet": "@SquirrelNation_ I'm sorry man"} +{"tweet": "I could definitely get used to this change \\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@SeeDubEl #whatswrong"} +{"tweet": "Is anyone else without electricity? This ruined my night of watching Dragon Ball Z and randomly snap chatting characters to those who know."} +{"tweet": "Is it just me or does smoke look awesome."} +{"tweet": "The only good thing about going back to school is shopping for clothes."} +{"tweet": "Next Thursday can't come soon enough @ascibilia! \\ud83d\\udc97\\ud83d\\udc86\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "ugh I can't wait for Megan to get here !!! \\ud83c\\udf77\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udd25\\ud83d\\udc6f"} +{"tweet": "@RecDigggity yes"} +{"tweet": "When girls wear button ups with only bras on under."} +{"tweet": "@JKslollipopgirl wow!!! HOW did she control herself!? I LOVE candid shots so much better than posing!!"} +{"tweet": "@TaHdEoOrNaE silver linings playbook, gone girl, slammed #ihavebooksfordays #letmeknowifyouwantmoresuggestions"} +{"tweet": "@Uniformswag taking my picture and caption with no credit given."} +{"tweet": "Falcons lead Miami, 8-4, at the first media timeout. Like what I see so far, and the Falcons really need the win."} +{"tweet": "At night"} +{"tweet": "If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me? You feel like paradise and I need a vacation tonight."} +{"tweet": "I don't understand that call to go for it, I really fucking don't"} +{"tweet": "Little do you know that tweet was bout a poop not a girl..."} +{"tweet": "@bethynelouise @GarrettLee57 so are we quoting songs now :) and im just kinding too.. Lol"} +{"tweet": "While people are doing v-day things with their valentines, I'll be lounging in my sweats & yelling sweet but harsh \\u201cI love yous\\u201d to my xbox."} +{"tweet": "Six flags Frightfest with @lisa_durbin on Saturday!!! So pumped to spend my day with her :)"} +{"tweet": "It's snowing. Good thing I wasn't planning on moving from the couch anyways. Rather watch #MarchMadness and Tiger reclaim him throne!!!"} +{"tweet": "Watching the sun come out through dark grey clouds and a bird walk around and wondering why the suicide rate here isn't higher."} +{"tweet": "I need a best friend .. But wait .. Not gonna happen."} +{"tweet": "The only thing getting me through the day is @FLAGALine tonight \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I can't believe how nice out it is. Tryin to get out of class and enjoy the day!"} +{"tweet": "being alone right now<<"} +{"tweet": "Spring Breakers? It isn\\u2019t your average excuse for showing tits in a movie. It was actually pretty good."} +{"tweet": "@jknucks4l awww snap no more bagging groceries"} +{"tweet": "hardly even put a dent in my Christmas shopping for people today.."} +{"tweet": "s/o to my sister @HopePotgiesser for making variety after sitting outa whole volleyball season with a messed up ankle!#proud #perseverance"} +{"tweet": "Polos and the first day of may \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@lia_m18 is prolly dead right now"} +{"tweet": "Getting ready for church with my mommy \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\ude4c #blessed"} +{"tweet": "My after-school snack usually includes a full meal."} +{"tweet": "@indianadiesel the one with the little kid in the seat"} +{"tweet": "Skies are crying, I am watching. Catching tear drops in my hands"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna be coughing up a lung whenever I try to run next week."} +{"tweet": "@AutumnRichau ohhhh okay"} +{"tweet": "I just can't wait to work a lot in the summer. School needs to end. Now."} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@BballProblemz: When people in the stands feel the need to tell you what to do. I'm sorry, which one of us plays basketball?\\ @autumnneace\""} +{"tweet": "The Truman show"} +{"tweet": "If I don't go anywhere tropical soon I'm gonna lose it \\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "You're a buzzkill, every time you come around, those beers might as well have been poured out. #LukeBryan"} +{"tweet": "if robb comes to detroit devin and i are there"} +{"tweet": "I have a shit ton of crazy on my hands who wants it?"} +{"tweet": "LOL. Just reinstalled tinder. It's SO much funnier when you recognize people that you actually know."} +{"tweet": "It took an hour to get down front beach. #springbreakers #craziness"} +{"tweet": "See u in a week CHICAGO!"} +{"tweet": "Do you ever just see pictures of pretty girls and immediately hate them for being so perfect? BECAUSE I DO. SCREW YOU GUYS."} +{"tweet": "Sex and the city is so basic I can't take it"} +{"tweet": "@kay_shinese ill come see ya soon :)"} +{"tweet": "Simply overwhelmed by Xmas and traveling and friends funerals. Been hiding under covers. #nothelping"} +{"tweet": "Wait I'm way too excited to see @FLAGALine in Saratoga August 25th.. Maybe that's why I can't sleep"} +{"tweet": "@camilli_camilli Oooookay!"} +{"tweet": "I haven't slept soo much in my whole life."} +{"tweet": "I've got my eyes on you"} +{"tweet": "Finished GTA and I have never seen better characters thanks to @ned_luke ,@StevenOgg and @Shawn_Fonteno #GreatJob"} +{"tweet": "Espn is back...call of the ambulance!"} +{"tweet": "Good to know ill always have @shayshay928 by my side \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@Steven_Cropper my lease is signed \\ud83d\\udcdd this my last week"} +{"tweet": "Deleted Facebook tired of that bullshit ."} +{"tweet": "@call_me_Keegan dang. Lol well I'll still get it then"} +{"tweet": "Is there an official entrance to the Hines drive lights?"} +{"tweet": "So nauseous today... Why did I do that to myself last night?!?! \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@JaredMervenne hahah this is my everyday"} +{"tweet": "I like poop"} +{"tweet": "I had a dream last night I was a Pokemon trainer."} +{"tweet": "@Bekah333 Don't worry I have study hall with you tomorrow \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Carrie Underwood is honestly too beautiful for words"} +{"tweet": "I am ONE McDonalds piece away from 20,000 dollars!!! Someone find the last yellow piece for me!"} +{"tweet": "@J_waugh this is perfect haha"} +{"tweet": "\\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "That's what you get when Obama picks you to win."} +{"tweet": "@autumnnazer I miss you\\ud83d\\udc94\\ud83d\\udc94\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Quinten = douche"} +{"tweet": "@buckeye_chell We dodged the snow, but not the cold! Stay warm!!"} +{"tweet": "I have more fun with my sister than anything \\ud83d\\ude02 Pearson probssss"} +{"tweet": "I need to put this phone down so I can sleep."} +{"tweet": "I don't understand how girls can allow their boyfriends to become so whipped and obsessed, haha gross.."} +{"tweet": "I might"} +{"tweet": "I spend way too much money on food."} +{"tweet": "Im thinking about dying it but idk what color. Opinions anyone?"} +{"tweet": "@marissatassone Hey butt i put my phone in your bag and you went to the wedding!"} +{"tweet": "@supergramma1627 @jvelezmitchell that's what I said 3 days ago! Hln spied!"} +{"tweet": "@Kara_LTFU that's awesome of you to do."} +{"tweet": "@chancegowan leaving Mandy's"} +{"tweet": "Can't stand Facebook anymore.\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Nobody gets me like, you when you kiss me"} +{"tweet": "You know if emery was in net they would of been a goalie fight #becauseitsthecup"} +{"tweet": "she feeninnnn"} +{"tweet": "@King_Nickyy can you go a day without an iss?"} +{"tweet": "This walking dead episode is keeping me up #intense \\ud83d\\ude27"} +{"tweet": "Those Kansas uniforms are a play by play nightmare"} +{"tweet": "Anxiety attack fucking FUCK"} +{"tweet": "Sleep time ! #besttime"} +{"tweet": "@82Chadwick I already took it. Sucks for you."} +{"tweet": "Shockingly not that excited for PLL...the show is just a big tease."} +{"tweet": "@Steven2480 drinking and watching shark week"} +{"tweet": "GET OFF MY GROOVE!"} +{"tweet": "@DawstinAu @zgrant50 @Thee_Adult @legendofdelza @Capn_Sean @ClintonCorber @BrownTigerFury @KillinItNice @CallMePhilly i love you guys so muc"} +{"tweet": "This is way too hard."} +{"tweet": "@Chuckbraud If wearing zubaz is wrong, I don\\u2019t wanna be right."} +{"tweet": "Thank you all for informing me of the weather, as if I don't have a fucking window to look outside and see for myself"} +{"tweet": "Luke reached out in the Force and sensed Mara lying about three meters away, surprised but unharmed and already recoveri"} +{"tweet": "Don't even care enough to save it."} +{"tweet": "I actually like eating leftovers..."} +{"tweet": "People dress up as santa at Hudson, please tell me what school is better"} +{"tweet": "@michaelclish has she applied to be a meatball yet?"} +{"tweet": "@SamiGriffin welcome to my world."} +{"tweet": "It's not a complete holiday season without the smoke alarm going off at least once. #nice #whoneedsgarlicbreadanyway"} +{"tweet": "@kevTsmith1 uh that's a joke haha! If you like hicks that are hot granite boys is where it's at"} +{"tweet": "I hope your fire, fire burns baby"} +{"tweet": "Come on guys lets get along"} +{"tweet": "@uhmcaragreen oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god"} +{"tweet": "Hey @kristywestbrook I love you and you are a great person!!"} +{"tweet": "So much chlorine \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "Loving this 2hr delay"} +{"tweet": "Woah holy poop I said something mean jelly it's your fault"} +{"tweet": "@DrewCrook1 oh yeah that's rough. I learned the hard way too"} +{"tweet": "smoke a lot of kush, and i have a lot of sex"} +{"tweet": "#StatAndMelo"} +{"tweet": "Am I allowed to go outside yet or will I get shot \\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Don't ever talk to me again"} +{"tweet": "You never text me back.\\ud83d\\ude20 You could've had Lisa's homemade spaghetti and garlic bread\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@JRsBBQ @VinceMcMahon is the greatest heel of all time."} +{"tweet": "'cause diamonds they fade. Flowers they bloom. but I'm tellin you. These feelings will never change."} +{"tweet": "@knicolette1 seriously the best"} +{"tweet": "I can already hear the sirens. drive safe today everyone :))"} +{"tweet": "This I gotta see \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "These championship games are blowouts"} +{"tweet": "I spoil @coltonwolf36 \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "@McKenzieBump \\ud83d\\ude01 I'm sorry"} +{"tweet": "Its 11:11 make a wisshhh"} +{"tweet": "cameron dallas is probably one of sweetest person I've ever met, yeah. lol"} +{"tweet": "ts, cut loose with the quad cannons. The Miy'til that had launched the attack erupted in a boiling sphere of flame."} +{"tweet": "Glad to know you can't do anything for me."} +{"tweet": "Fun fun fun"} +{"tweet": "You're all clearly looking for attention for posting on Cutest Teens."} +{"tweet": "There's a panera right in front of the hotel. I know where I'm going for breakfast tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "Not being able to sleep \\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "My eyes are so puffy and look like I smoked ten blunts."} +{"tweet": "You...are...sooo...FINE!"} +{"tweet": "Vonn Bell. That's all. #buckeyenation"} +{"tweet": "@jacobpilawa @cindytrannguyen #dying"} +{"tweet": "@blankis058 what ???"} +{"tweet": "my poor toe"} +{"tweet": "Doing my homework with a $500 pen #ohyeah"} +{"tweet": "A cute girl working at McDanks... #holyshit"} +{"tweet": "i hate meeting cute guys through facebook or twitter becuase then when you actually meet in person its all weird and awkwardly quiet"} +{"tweet": "When someone says stop, that's what you do. Don't fucking keep picking at them."} +{"tweet": "Well I'm officially bored."} +{"tweet": "@babyhannah8657 I love you too!"} +{"tweet": "I want to go see a movie soon."} +{"tweet": "The amount of Silva gifs out there must be staggering."} +{"tweet": "@TylerSteele12K I wish you liked me \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Cody Zeller is a weird sounding dude."} +{"tweet": "I need to get in to baseball because damnnnnn those boys have nice bodies."} +{"tweet": "@singer314 You can say that again.... haha"} +{"tweet": "that didn't work ... \\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "This is getting easier. #happytweet"} +{"tweet": "You say you miss the old days, boy that makes two of us."} +{"tweet": "@JordynFaile when I get off work. That okay?"} +{"tweet": "Wish lily want sick"} +{"tweet": "Can the rest of my friends come home yet?"} +{"tweet": "You don't know bo! #olemiss"} +{"tweet": "So who's making the trip to Syracuse to watch HVH play the defending state champs?"} +{"tweet": "\\Wait... Dryer sheets go in the dryer? I've been putting them in the washer..\\\" @sarahlampe13 \\ud83d\\ude48\""} +{"tweet": "@iannonepaulette DECA?"} +{"tweet": "Can someone cheer me up?"} +{"tweet": "And the #ESPYS are on at 9"} +{"tweet": "I'm losing respect for you day by day."} +{"tweet": "If @lexi_durkee wasn't so fucking hot!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@ 18:00 MDT | Wind 3 mph SSE | Baro. 29.76 in, Falling | Temp. 73.2 F | Rain today 0.00 in | Humidity 17% |#ABQ #weather"} +{"tweet": "I miiiight make it until 3:30, but I dunno about 5.. \\ud83d\\ude01 #donthateme"} +{"tweet": "Miss my qtee pie"} +{"tweet": "@jim_utter > really sorry I missed this when it ran in January...really sad reading it today. thanks for posting, Jim."} +{"tweet": "Teachers who give homework over spring break \\ud83d\\ude10 #evil"} +{"tweet": "\\@JoshuaPettinell: If my parents loved me they would buy me a new car\\\" at least you have parents\""} +{"tweet": "Tempted to just walk out of the house without saying a damn word to anyone."} +{"tweet": "How \\lucky\\\" for you the mirrors are in Isle 6 @JimmieJohnson @LowesRacing\""} +{"tweet": "I feel like giving up"} +{"tweet": "@CRobskii14 text me \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Obvi at the bar with my gram"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc73"} +{"tweet": "i have an obsession with picking scabs if that's not weird"} +{"tweet": "Doing better :D"} +{"tweet": "@dpshow @PaulPabst Justin Blackmon is coming back for Jacksonville this week after serving his suspension. TAKE THE POINTS!!!"} +{"tweet": "i live in my own world ...not yours"} +{"tweet": "@themunchkinlynn but really, it's killing me..."} +{"tweet": "One of my tapers fell out last night jfc kill me"} +{"tweet": "At work counting the minutes to get out of here."} +{"tweet": "Tonight>>>>>\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "It's just over all been a bad day. \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "Nothing like a good morning text (:"} +{"tweet": "@ab_gardner omg :p hahah"} +{"tweet": "Friday the 13th. Lets see what all happens today\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "One hell of a time @Belterra with my family!!!! @al_morris1 @TammyMorris20"} +{"tweet": "Why are you sooooo attractive"} +{"tweet": "@TheCoolSub defense on field too long. Neb defense rested. We need a score."} +{"tweet": "I seriously couldn't ask for a better boyfriend \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Got to look cute to ."} +{"tweet": "What to do?"} +{"tweet": "I set my alarm for 1:00 am : during that time I'm doing personal finance ... then I set it for 2:30 am and that time I'm doing English \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "5401 guys #cool"} +{"tweet": "@geddes097 so we're going to be parents together!? \\ud83d\\udc6b\\ud83d\\udc8f\\ud83d\\udc8d\\ud83d\\udc8e\\ud83d\\udc70\\ud83d\\udc6a I'm down for adopting something well trained. I say we just go with a dog tho."} +{"tweet": "Off work for a week due to injury #WhatToDo"} +{"tweet": "work today was just what I needed, driving alone with my thoughts & music. #thankful"} +{"tweet": "#VoiceSave ray"} +{"tweet": "Taco Bell still do steal a base steal a taco?!"} +{"tweet": "@baman36 @AButcher_ where you guys at?"} +{"tweet": "@morrisa65 thank you!! Hope I see you all soon!"} +{"tweet": "Last night and today were just awesome. \\ud83d\\udc4c #NoComplaints"} +{"tweet": "S/o to @jess25lovell for sending me @Harriy_StyIes pictures #lovehim"} +{"tweet": "At this time last week I was gettin my drink on at Iron Thunder.... Wish I was there right now \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83c\\udf7b #takemeback"} +{"tweet": "@iAutumnM nope, just pictured someone actually doing that though lol."} +{"tweet": "Can't sleep"} +{"tweet": "I really need a ride to work"} +{"tweet": "Good Sunday with my babe @mariahh_evans"} +{"tweet": "Rob-er-ey #PickSix #BillsMafia"} +{"tweet": "now bow down to your royal Highness"} +{"tweet": "There was a giant life sized flying squirrel in my dream last night and of course I instagrammed him #itwassoreal"} +{"tweet": "How do I deal with this..."} +{"tweet": "FLYERS"} +{"tweet": "We just drove by an Adidas outlet and I'm drooling at the thought of how many pairs of pants I could've bought"} +{"tweet": "@MaddySchaefer aaaand this is why I love you \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@angry_spud buy me it kid"} +{"tweet": "@sammi_onopa when are you going to torch?!"} +{"tweet": "@kati__b she was super annoying on the 20/20 behind the scenes show."} +{"tweet": "Apparently I can get it repierced but I'll just wait until I'm 18 so I won't have to drag my mom down there."} +{"tweet": "@KeithUrban @AngieAI12 Lightning struck our local Fox station and the signal went out! Nooo! I'm missing it D:"} +{"tweet": "Someone bring me a beer or five"} +{"tweet": "So upset I might go stufff my face with nutty bars."} +{"tweet": "@jeandeaux1776 @cspanwj is wanting to be healthy a \\want\\\" or a right? Put humans at the centre of life and all policies fall in place\""} +{"tweet": "@Kaseyk14 I feel like I'm being shunned"} +{"tweet": "And the Shark Week posts begin once again."} +{"tweet": "is it just me or is Ezra 5000 times sexier now that we've seen him cry? #notthefather"} +{"tweet": "@dom_hargreaves seriously please"} +{"tweet": "I got so much love & respect for @LazaroArbos. Such an inspiring & talented person. I hope he makes it through the semis on #AmericanIdol.\\ud83c\\udfa4\\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "Ten page papers are so overwhelming"} +{"tweet": "Suppose to be at the pumpkin patch hours ago.. Clearly he can't go through with plans. Just wanna tell him to forget it."} +{"tweet": "@mermaidhayli oh weird. The job is so easy."} +{"tweet": "@MariaGiarraffa whered ya go"} +{"tweet": "Heat stink!!!"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for the game tonight I'm resdy"} +{"tweet": "@alfiedher ummm definitely! But no cops this time! Lol"} +{"tweet": "Why do people say selfie when someone else is in the picture also.. Uhh whaaa"} +{"tweet": "BRICK WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A PITCH FORK"} +{"tweet": "@ryanlarkin6 hmm weird"} +{"tweet": "Why do I have the worst luck??"} +{"tweet": "It feels good to finally relax"} +{"tweet": "@clare_hoskin well at least you're pretty Clare...."} +{"tweet": "Cause hurl im just a bird. Yeah, im just another bird."} +{"tweet": "@LGP_3 more like \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "My Polka dot sweater>>> \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "I'm predicting the Heats win streak over \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Drakes new album just leaked out. Yet another album ill never listen too"} +{"tweet": "Waking up naturally and to freshly brewed coffee >> \\u2615\\ufe0f\\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Ready for work. F this school."} +{"tweet": "Good 3 and out"} +{"tweet": "Next week is gonna be crazy. Working 30 hours, babysitting three days, and watching a dog all week #bringit"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to be done!!!! #summer"} +{"tweet": "Never again will I believe someone when they promise they're going to stay.."} +{"tweet": "All I see on Facebook is 4 pics 1 word. All from the same person. The struggle is real I guess #figureitout"} +{"tweet": "This headache needs to go away"} +{"tweet": "If my power ever goes out and I need to charge my phone I will go to my car and charge my phone #Duh"} +{"tweet": "So sweet \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@HaleyJohnson38 no I speak only the truth :)"} +{"tweet": "Take your opinion, and shove it up your ass."} +{"tweet": "@FairyGirl16 It's def a good time!"} +{"tweet": "Just leave me alone. You are supposed to \\not care\\\" about me? Then why do you keep so called \\\"bullying\\\" me.. #LEAVEMEALONE\""} +{"tweet": "@RNFD yeahh \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I don't see how you do it ."} +{"tweet": "Florida Georgia Line is one of my all time favorites. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "The only sparkler I wanna see today is your dick, lighting my vagina on fire.\\n@perksofnoura"} +{"tweet": "Say something I'm giving up on you"} +{"tweet": "Way to subtweet asshole"} +{"tweet": "Alcohol doesn't have a lot of vitamins...that's why you have to drink a lot of it"} +{"tweet": "@greenwhite18 sophmore year picture>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@WSJ to bad Mike Vick didn't live here"} +{"tweet": "@tayysmith12 nope the truth \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "Blackout"} +{"tweet": "@kaylaFrankenbac Wow! That's too fun! Thanks for sharing :)"} +{"tweet": "@AlleyCatt27 @xomelissaann she wanted to make a fake account. #hershitcray"} +{"tweet": "Why am I up SO early \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Yuuuuuuumay"} +{"tweet": "did you regret ever standing by my side?"} +{"tweet": "commitments require commitment. simple."} +{"tweet": "Who wants to take me to the girls game tonight???"} +{"tweet": "@jacobgzellar @Tony_Floyd @KristinM2512 jake I'm going Thursday too so don't worry"} +{"tweet": "\\@SoccerPlayersFC: I bet if the soccer haters would try soccer, they'd realize how awesome it is and how freaking hard it is\\\" Yep.\""} +{"tweet": "When you don't know what to say , just say Jesus ! There is power in the name of Jesus!"} +{"tweet": "@nicolio_13 you need Jesus I knew you weren't human"} +{"tweet": "@NothinButBlues I love that. Love his guitar too."} +{"tweet": "Tryin to help @jani_60 set up his Xbox Live account... #rookie"} +{"tweet": "I'm such a brat"} +{"tweet": "#ICanAdmit I don't have any confidence lol"} +{"tweet": "Girls who think they NEED a boyfriend in high school need to reevaluate their lives"} +{"tweet": "@klswanson15 that's fine, if we had your rules our wrestling team would be at state too, congratulations. And you guys don't win and we dont"} +{"tweet": "@davison_alex idkkkkkkkkkkkk ill find out she's scary"} +{"tweet": "This SEC championship though>"} +{"tweet": "@AJaClay munchies 420 in sarasota"} +{"tweet": "@KrissyA_20 I just cried watching Criminal Minds!! You didn't tell me it was that sad!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "looks like I've been replaced"} +{"tweet": "Oh well I guess."} +{"tweet": "Going out to play in the snow, shovel, salt, pile, and maybe ride the 4-wheeler!"} +{"tweet": "It's funny how fame people are actually"} +{"tweet": "Cannot sleep:("} +{"tweet": "@elizmangan is Deer Creek open year round?"} +{"tweet": "Man this class is long boooo night classes"} +{"tweet": "@JosieAndres oh you watching the movie"} +{"tweet": "Just made chocolate chip pancakes, fried potatoes and eggs:) #yumm #breakfast"} +{"tweet": "I do so much for @russ_hapney. It's past my bedtime and I'm sitting here filling out his picture form for him.. \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "I was writing my courage essay and the people who I picked are like my family and the memories almost made me cry..I miss them<3"} +{"tweet": "I'm so happy I grew up in NKY \\ud83c\\udfe1 #luvit #notevenasarcastictweet"} +{"tweet": "@balztravis yeah it's easy"} +{"tweet": "128- ur really pretty and ur such a fun person to be around we have to hangout more often \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@BryceAfroman @kylarushing Bryce is the only one I seen \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Really tired #cantwaittosleeptonight"} +{"tweet": "I should just go to sleep"} +{"tweet": "@lily_walters of course my BFF will be there !! #duh"} +{"tweet": "Bed time!! My friday tomorrow! The weeks go by so damn fast! I love it!"} +{"tweet": "@brycee_reis okay yay :):) just text me and I'll give you my address/directions."} +{"tweet": "@Sweg_King #idk #bb"} +{"tweet": "The colts haven't had the ball since nam."} +{"tweet": "@x0chasity @amandamc_tweets @chyananna @LTompkins_ @thatShaygirll going to work in a an hour <"} +{"tweet": "goshhhdannngg I HATE Syracuse"} +{"tweet": "Debating on just taking the truck right now"} +{"tweet": "Psh, do i want penn station ?? Uhh u fuckin bet i do"} +{"tweet": "Today is a sad day. My uncle passed away . I know he is in a better place but the pain is still there."} +{"tweet": "For those who may not know, I am really serious about getting back into shape (not round). Need to take care of the temple!"} +{"tweet": "Someone give me something to do or this nap is happening."} +{"tweet": "I could not be any more frustrated right now"} +{"tweet": "Who is in Morgantown?"} +{"tweet": "I'm a girl. I cry over stupid boys. My room is a mess. Sometimes music is my only friend. I'm not perfect. I never will be, but I'm me."} +{"tweet": "@duff_daddyy you're first to be sacrificed to the dark lord."} +{"tweet": "I just want it to be softball season already ."} +{"tweet": "It's bro down time"} +{"tweet": "@BennettPat6 i couldn't say hi today and thought you'd miss it"} +{"tweet": "The next time I get kissed I want my knees to give out"} +{"tweet": "staying satisfied for right now \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@katieebiondo yay!!!! \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "My aunt ordered a mojito and there was a mosquito in it so I turned to the waiter and said \\we asked for a mojito not a mosquito mojito\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "So close to 100 likes a girl can dream"} +{"tweet": "I feel like you hate me \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "Fuck man now I know what happens at the end of pll"} +{"tweet": "@glittterkittyy @_Karadise tori be happy with that! Do you know how far i can jump? #notfar #whitegirlprobs"} +{"tweet": "I am going to go chill"} +{"tweet": "The next three months are gonna go by soo slow...."} +{"tweet": "Michael Bubl\\u00e9 Christmas songs \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@abbyxglossx I miss you so muchhhhhhhh \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@Milkmann56 if course!"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you!"} +{"tweet": "@reese_2times sure if you do my music paper"} +{"tweet": "Clutch shot LeBron"} +{"tweet": "@Dk_Schmidtayy okay I'll let you know when I'm coming #luhyouuu"} +{"tweet": "yay, #teamsparkle time"} +{"tweet": "Technically nothing in life is mandatory except for like breathing and drinking water"} +{"tweet": "I just fucking suck at using big words and my critical reading suffered from that \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@wantalli they really aren't bad, I just had no idea you played basketball"} +{"tweet": "Mock trial ratchets everywhere"} +{"tweet": "@AustinOverman23 no I don't and I won't"} +{"tweet": "Kissing in the rain on a street in Paris, the Eiffel Tower lights on in the background."} +{"tweet": "Time needs to slow down, but it's only getting faster"} +{"tweet": "@listonicedtea wow I'm sorry.your mad for some reason"} +{"tweet": "School pisses me off more than anything. 3/4 of the stuff we learn is pointless and will never be used in life."} +{"tweet": "Peyton just made myself a clutch comeback in fantasy #thebestmanning"} +{"tweet": "Stalked."} +{"tweet": "@ChelseaPruitt23 it's Halloween"} +{"tweet": "I'd just like to thank the incubus of the viral plague at South Seneca that passed their disease on to me, it's really been quite lovely."} +{"tweet": "@danimeibers that is seriously my fav movie everrrr, well maybe not ever but top 5"} +{"tweet": "Waking up for school in 5 hours aka fuck my life"} +{"tweet": "@CSprigg he said thank you very much"} +{"tweet": "Doug said I'm his little girly \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Maybe if the sun would come out more I'd go tan. Determined to be dark\\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Section 317 row 11 seats 9&10! @celtics_sth: #allaccess we bleed green ;)"} +{"tweet": "Headed back home now..."} +{"tweet": "False alarm"} +{"tweet": "I cannot stand this new phone update. my phone glitches all the freaking time. give me the downgrade."} +{"tweet": "Fuckin' cheapskates. #damn"} +{"tweet": "@xBsquared You want to go to UMG Philly?"} +{"tweet": "If anyone knows how to hook up train horns in a truck DM me."} +{"tweet": "Lets drift into the stars"} +{"tweet": "The fact i dont have international studies honestly makes this day 100x better."} +{"tweet": "I want some good diner rolls. Lmao"} +{"tweet": "Is the big picture.... Just a pigment?"} +{"tweet": "Chiefs!! \\u2764\\ud83d\\udc9b\\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "if you are a genius you should have the screws I lost in your pockets I mean you are a genius"} +{"tweet": "@dDeclineTheGOAT @KCRepsFL @DonutsBrah @PazTeuR @TanKzeY @zYampii because hes ass"} +{"tweet": "I love Zac \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna twerk around with Katie"} +{"tweet": "On Black Friday, you should always have every register open"} +{"tweet": "Seriously fuck you for that, you never ONCE said to choose between dance or getting license!!"} +{"tweet": "Everybody's cuddling with their boyfriends, while I'm over here like damnnn this bacon is delicious. \\ud83d\\udc4c #heaven"} +{"tweet": "I need a fucking job #sofrustrating"} +{"tweet": "@BrianaQuistad rough night?"} +{"tweet": "I can't do this.."} +{"tweet": "@BriezyBabyMUBA Are you the ba-humbug of thanksgiving lol"} +{"tweet": "Thought"} +{"tweet": "Who has deike and wants to help me out with his homework >:)"} +{"tweet": "Cinnamon toast is sooooo gooood omg"} +{"tweet": "@anna_curran hey thanks\\ud83d\\ude09 want it back? Do you still have mine?"} +{"tweet": "Can you let me try?"} +{"tweet": "@CarrieUlover97 your welcome"} +{"tweet": "@Raacchheell11 @DanaBarclayy it's bittersweet"} +{"tweet": "The stat about the Union giving up goals late IS significant. Other managers make better adjustments than Hack. Period."} +{"tweet": "Nutella in a protein shake\\ud83d\\ude0d #legendary #tasty"} +{"tweet": "Let's make these students miserable and give them as much papers and homework as possible before midterm! @_collegeproblem #tired #nothappy"} +{"tweet": "you're so weak, stop giving in."} +{"tweet": "Best of luck to the dude @DolaOcho over the next couple days, hope to hear his name called #NFLDraft"} +{"tweet": "@tweeter675 YOUR KIDDING"} +{"tweet": "@anoka90 on Friday I'm driving down and picking you up"} +{"tweet": "Steelers fans are just mad that Sanders is playing for a real franchise now \\ud83d\\ude0e #PATSNATION"} +{"tweet": "Why is Blair is mean in Gossip Girl? #newbie"} +{"tweet": "Why does it feel like #FGCU is the favorite???"} +{"tweet": "@Franke1795 okay (:"} +{"tweet": "Somedays I miss doing dope waaay tooo much"} +{"tweet": "I have a strong urge to go on a shopping spree. Someone talk me down. Quick. Haha #girlprobs"} +{"tweet": "Actually dont feel like doing anything but laying here #Lazy"} +{"tweet": "@RonMoneyDance @CorMason24 not allowed"} +{"tweet": "I still have sunglasses on the top of my head and my bathing suit on, such a lazy fuck today"} +{"tweet": "I'll love you long after you're gone."} +{"tweet": "@alexisfurg @doubleOkid19XX we hate you to"} +{"tweet": "@zlips2 it is!!! and its pg-13"} +{"tweet": "Sam has been sleeping for over an hour and wakes up when he hears mr. softee.... how"} +{"tweet": "Loveeeeeee song Rihanna >"} +{"tweet": "@TiannaThongvan yes! wasn't that like sixth grade"} +{"tweet": "I can stand it when people judge other people for their past, we are only human, we ALL make mistakes"} +{"tweet": "Hocus Pocus is one of my favorites \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf43\\ud83c\\udf42\\ud83c\\udf83\\ud83d\\udc7b"} +{"tweet": "I was wondering if you thought that made you look cool, because it made me want to rip off your tit and shove it through your urethra"} +{"tweet": "@DominicBaker3 bestfriend my ass"} +{"tweet": "@NiallOfficial All I want is for you to be happy. I still love you. Never change sunshine \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "@rebecca_longman what time"} +{"tweet": "Kraves<3"} +{"tweet": "When guys are desperate as fuck and don't hide it <<<<<< get off my nuts homeboy"} +{"tweet": "@MikeJohnsonND12 11"} +{"tweet": "I know Baylor is gonna beat Texas on the 5th"} +{"tweet": "This weekends gonna suck"} +{"tweet": "@NTVsEmilyR Thunder,lightning and rain in Franklin"} +{"tweet": "They knocked him out COLD last night."} +{"tweet": "@moeriahh I'm at cedar point!!! let me know how it goes!"} +{"tweet": "im dying at the video i just sent vanessa\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@DominiqueM028 thanks"} +{"tweet": "@KristenShaleen mwah!"} +{"tweet": "@MjTietz1 The team has arrived guy"} +{"tweet": "Time to spend my first day of break working!"} +{"tweet": "@carlieroseianni Dublin"} +{"tweet": "Lmao!"} +{"tweet": "My bedroom is about one million degrees #sohot #fanme"} +{"tweet": "But what else is new"} +{"tweet": "I love coffee so much.\\ud83d\\udc98\\u2615"} +{"tweet": "@DragonRift Preference = giving people control of their choices. And we can't possibly let people have control over their own lives can we?"} +{"tweet": "@kenzie_kae12 try me then! let's do this! #YouSuck"} +{"tweet": "@BethanyyGould thank youuuuu\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "@tessanelson44 Are you sure ??? There's always something major with that thing haha"} +{"tweet": "How about you live up to your own mistakes and stop blaming a fucking website. #asshole"} +{"tweet": "they know he a dope boy but they got no proof \\ud83d\\udcaf\\ud83d\\udcb0"} +{"tweet": "Just shattered the back of my phone. lol."} +{"tweet": "I look back on everything and it's always my fault so, I hate myself."} +{"tweet": "you caused this"} +{"tweet": "What a sick shootout in the stars and hawks game! 22 shooters!"} +{"tweet": "@JBowers12 same here. It literally blew my moms mind"} +{"tweet": "Finding a job in Chickasha while not living in Chickasha is tough. Lol."} +{"tweet": "@bradlilly92 you love nick saban"} +{"tweet": "Yeah it was a great idea to wait till 1:15 to get out\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I'm still hoping you don't turn into the people that you hangout with.."} +{"tweet": "That was a hell of a run by Helu"} +{"tweet": "I couldn't tell you the last time I've been happy, please don't go"} +{"tweet": "And @Werdrules is a faggot."} +{"tweet": "I hope @Smith7Brooklyn has a great first night at work. \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\udc14. #chickfila"} +{"tweet": "I love @Nikki9517"} +{"tweet": "Steven told me to sleep on my own couch tonight."} +{"tweet": "This kid better pick his word choice real wisely.\\u270b"} +{"tweet": "Ok time to get of twitter. Justin Bieber fans are going to make me want to shoot myself. #HesNotTalented"} +{"tweet": "oomf has me in the best mood I've been in all week. can't wait for next week. \\ud83d\\ude0a #goodfriend"} +{"tweet": "Absolutely love the people you can talk to about anything. Problem is there isn't enough of em"} +{"tweet": "@birdchick So I hear. So, you have a driver to Grand Central, then train to New Haven?"} +{"tweet": "I could write a book about all the negative things that have happened today."} +{"tweet": "@JesseCavalieri me too! They're such a nice break"} +{"tweet": "There's no service in this basement ."} +{"tweet": "@_MonieTooSwavey thats what im saying"} +{"tweet": "I remember when someone played a song for me on the guitar"} +{"tweet": "I don't even care if it's more obnoxious than a straight piped truck. It would sound great instead of like shit"} +{"tweet": "@Cheetah_Ty aw so sweet"} +{"tweet": "@hannacoleman0 where"} +{"tweet": "@kstovicek my legs are like too long for elipticals its kinda annoying."} +{"tweet": "My hoodie doesn't match.. #DontCareAnymore"} +{"tweet": "@Matt_Seidel61 dude come into my locker room"} +{"tweet": "Yep they suck"} +{"tweet": "@knuckles9 hour and 45 minutes away"} +{"tweet": "All that I know is I don't know how to be something you miss"} +{"tweet": "@Twerk_Sue People do like your face and etc.."} +{"tweet": "Fuck you"} +{"tweet": "Just picture me Hollywood living riding through the sun, riding through the sunsett"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had a really fun snapchat buddy! #takers"} +{"tweet": "@JJDbadboy that just sounds really really weird"} +{"tweet": "I'm at this stage in my life where I don't have time to get a job but I want money..."} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I hate my parents. This is one of those times. WANTED TO GO TO THAT CHER LLOYD CONCER TO BAD"} +{"tweet": "well I attempted to paint them green, but I didn't like it \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "Shutup Briana... Gosh.."} +{"tweet": "Couldn't be in any better mood (:"} +{"tweet": "i hope."} +{"tweet": "The annoying thing about school is that I can lay in bed and watch movies....I really don't feel like watching the same 40 mins of elf td"} +{"tweet": "Just because I know the real you."} +{"tweet": "The one day a year I'm happy to be a 9th grader,thank you free day."} +{"tweet": "@tarese_be bummer nothing like the hob. I'll sneak you into one there no worries"} +{"tweet": "Can't deal with that shit anymore."} +{"tweet": "HATE designer name droppers. LOVE @StacyLondonSays highlighted hair!! #WNTW"} +{"tweet": "Flight to Maryland booked \\u2708\\ud83d\\ude0a@C_Vain"} +{"tweet": "Baby let me come over I will tell you secrets god only knows"} +{"tweet": "Although, a healthy Bynum with the #Cavs would be fantastic next to Irving, Waiters, Bennett, and Thompson for sure."} +{"tweet": "@RachelJeanHaas why do you always say 'then' after everything? Hanging out with Alec too much or what? #breakthathabit"} +{"tweet": "@_FatBootyKeyla u gunna stay cuz we ain't comin back out to Mesa lol"} +{"tweet": "Could only imagine what your gonna say"} +{"tweet": "@RunWithTheHouse thanks! It's just the left one, otherwise I love them!!"} +{"tweet": "Does PSU have another upset in them?"} +{"tweet": "Biggest meeting of the week tomorrow! Bringing battle bottle to life with cads and 3D print prototypes! Going to be one long day..."} +{"tweet": "@ross_sudar I thoroughly enjoyed that scrimmage"} +{"tweet": "my dad is prolly about to be pissed but at least it will mean something"} +{"tweet": "\\Fat Cat\\\", a term just learned in AP Government, was just talked about in #SouthPark\""} +{"tweet": "@AmericanIdol #idolauditions #idoldetroit how long is the wait time in the line? Should I bring a book with me?"} +{"tweet": "What the fuck am I supposed to do?"} +{"tweet": "@kwitter96 great success"} +{"tweet": "@daisygirl2650 It means that some people think that Kate is not always nice to her kids."} +{"tweet": "No joke, there's a WK2, a WK, then my WJ, then an ZJ behind me, thank you God for this splendid moment! #jeep"} +{"tweet": "We go back like 1980."} +{"tweet": "finally telling the Forgiener who has been snapchatting me selfies for months that he has the wrong number. things are a bit awkward."} +{"tweet": "Solid night"} +{"tweet": "Pearl Jam kind of night"} +{"tweet": "Hey creep walking around the lib. Knock it off."} +{"tweet": "If anyone that has passed geometry would like to tutor me I would very much appreciate it \\ud83d\\ude01 text me if you are able to!"} +{"tweet": "30 mins left of work. #gotthis"} +{"tweet": "@RissAugello perfect \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@chloeaustin13 yeah. With the creepy freshman that stares at me&another weird ass freshman that sits&humps his seat. I wish i could switch"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait till the 21st"} +{"tweet": "I just ate so much. #Foodbaby ;p"} +{"tweet": "@Alex_Skys I like the haircut! :D"} +{"tweet": "Wonder if the library's open"} +{"tweet": "@brentsn I hope that makes sense. I have nothing against Danica, as my tweet history shows, but this seems a bit crazy to me."} +{"tweet": "@MarkJWeather you can say the GAMES are on with the CREW"} +{"tweet": "Ohio State and Clemson in the orange bowl #ILikeIt"} +{"tweet": "Never thought I'd be the one pushing myself away from you"} +{"tweet": "Sunday funday"} +{"tweet": "@patwalsh21 I try"} +{"tweet": "It's nice not being considered a trophy to someone"} +{"tweet": "I am so fucking bored. And hungry."} +{"tweet": "Sleep any night? Nope"} +{"tweet": "Seemed in a hurry to be pushed away today.\\ud83d\\udc81 I wanna go home.\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@mcuppy_ have you met my friend @Sergihoe330 ?"} +{"tweet": "@Thoughtfuleats I'd forget half the things I need. #memory"} +{"tweet": "When a guy lets you drive his truck>>>>> \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "So my temple is bruised, I have to read a book & be up at 9 am.... Tonight is gonna be long"} +{"tweet": "Wow! House cleaned,clothes folded,animals fed, so now it time to get ready for @NBCTheVoice in a couple of hours! Yay! #teamsexy #TeamAdam \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "@aronow990 gym at 8!"} +{"tweet": "We all want to believe in love, we all want to believe in something bigger than just us\\ud83d\\udc95 #imissoldmiley"} +{"tweet": "Just went zip lining!!!"} +{"tweet": "Beer and pizza #winning"} +{"tweet": "Better treat her right while you have her."} +{"tweet": "You must really like pissing me.off"} +{"tweet": "You're seriously insane"} +{"tweet": "Watching my posts on vine make me realize how exciting my life is andd how excited I am for next semester #takemeback"} +{"tweet": "\\Oh hey, lets make a football game with puppies right before the Super Bowl and we will get great ratings and money\\\" creator of Puppy Bowl.\""} +{"tweet": "@wheres_WAHLdo RIGHT. im all for speaking your mind but not when its disgusting"} +{"tweet": "I need a pink and white diamond ring pronto #subtweet"} +{"tweet": "1200 \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "@InkarinaMinaPie On what?"} +{"tweet": "@DrewMays825 pretty sure you've forgot about me. You don't even text me anymore"} +{"tweet": "Haha, check yourself before you reck yourself"} +{"tweet": "Identity Thief is definitely one of my new favorite movies. #SoGood"} +{"tweet": "The walls are thin..."} +{"tweet": "@SilentMachinery A genuinely bad movie attempts to avoid admitting how campy it is; a meta-bad movie embraces its campiness."} +{"tweet": "@GoColtsDammit if they were to make a trade, who do you think would fit the system the best?"} +{"tweet": "Can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke!"} +{"tweet": "Schools gay af"} +{"tweet": "Man, @RedSox trying to make it interesting in the 8th .. still up by 1"} +{"tweet": "Maybe one day I'll be what you need. Maybe one day you'll notice me. Until that day, I'll be here waiting."} +{"tweet": "@djmarks12 @LexYouth LAWLZ"} +{"tweet": "I need a bed and some freshly squeezed lemonade"} +{"tweet": "@Jakob31212 no way man"} +{"tweet": "@gnawf_nation I'm thinking about it. I just can't stand EVERYBODY talking about browns wins against 2 teams at the bottom of their divisions"} +{"tweet": "Never thought seeing Rapids lights in the distance would look this good #home #finally"} +{"tweet": "All the grandmas at Perkins are judging me"} +{"tweet": "@_KristieMae alright"} +{"tweet": "I love you Becca \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\ude0d @Bellieber4ever_"} +{"tweet": "Maddie is hilarious\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I think to much"} +{"tweet": "@kyralynnek we would talk to you."} +{"tweet": "@iLikeGirlsDaily guarantee a bunch of people change their twitter names to eminem and favorite your tweets \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Favorite it \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@sallyyannie: I love going to see my family, but so help me if I get asked a thousand times if I've found a boyfriend yet.\\u201d Hahahahahaha \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "@AnthonyBaranski no not at all haha"} +{"tweet": "Marley the movie is dope tho"} +{"tweet": "@marissaclifford puck slut"} +{"tweet": "If Bruins can pull this off it will be a steal!!"} +{"tweet": "Maybe something will go right this weekend"} +{"tweet": "Be yourself. Above all, let who you are, what you are, what you believe, shine through every sentence you write and every piece you finish.\\\"\t0.001875\t0.00625\t0.00875\t0.983125\n"} +{"tweet": "Riley and Hunter ruined the song crew love for me. #fuckyall"} +{"tweet": "@SEveningstar same ones I watch!"} +{"tweet": "Bro Claire bound #accepted"} +{"tweet": "@Whitters1994 bitch swerve"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc9f I've never talked to you, but your super cute!"} +{"tweet": "@WickKat8 their faces! Hahahaha. Perfect."} +{"tweet": "That's sweet Kodi"} +{"tweet": "First time on the course in a month and have a 73 #likeridingabike"} +{"tweet": "My dog makes the weirdest noises I swear"} +{"tweet": "@Vanessa_V16 @Nikkib2121 even worse cause I sit by no one :)"} +{"tweet": "@MrHolen @BW_Hoops you got it coach."} +{"tweet": "@MsAm_Erica Killin it tho"} +{"tweet": "In two weeks I can legally get a tattoo"} +{"tweet": "@alyxhw 6093614036 we're having separation anxiety"} +{"tweet": "A real man doesn't have to brag about being real as long as he knows it."} +{"tweet": "Sunday's are not fun days"} +{"tweet": "And in the end, we are all just humans drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness."} +{"tweet": "HELP! I don't know how big the pan is!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Wow. Never going to the movies again if it isn't SUPER LUX"} +{"tweet": "@MaramFilA I send you a kissy emoji but I cant send emojis on Twitter #galaxyproblems"} +{"tweet": "I am so happy I get to see my boyfriend before he goes to school this mornin! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Why is it so cold in the library?! I am trying to study here!"} +{"tweet": "@ABurnett_4 oh haha. Geneva sucks so not much people in Geneva care"} +{"tweet": "katelyn***** sorry for spelling your name wrong too"} +{"tweet": "Time to get insane!!!"} +{"tweet": "Today's lame"} +{"tweet": "Why are @Sabwithoutcrabs and I going to focus dope tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "bud light \\ud83d\\ude0d #wasted"} +{"tweet": "@RavonMatia just imagine when we do hang out!! It will be the best! #loveyou \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@dschweit10 I'll do it tomorrow lol"} +{"tweet": "I kinda just want to be left alone for the day."} +{"tweet": "@MachometaMolly I love you damn it"} +{"tweet": "I'm sleeping all day."} +{"tweet": "Today has NOT been my day..."} +{"tweet": "6 am wake up for no reason. Great."} +{"tweet": "@AllieDaniels3 hahaha good \\ud83d\\ude1c\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Log day full of things to do, makes the end if the day beer taste so much better"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to be a personal trainer so that I can help people in the gym to become the best they can be like I have throughout the years."} +{"tweet": "no matter how long we go w/o talking or hanging out I love you and will always be here! @dani_dickerson @lilsunshine247 @sakaylea_elise"} +{"tweet": "I'm lucky enough to have @EmoLeeRose as my best friend. #thebest"} +{"tweet": "@JaredLarson6 maybe you should think twice next time before you schedule! :)"} +{"tweet": "@JordynJohnson19 we were there! We didn't see you! Sorry, if I would've seen you I would've spoke!"} +{"tweet": "@CraigMcDougall1 wits amazing what we do three stars. Imagine if we had five stars coming in"} +{"tweet": "I WANT ONE MORE PERSON TO HONK THEIR HORN OUTSIDE MY WINDOW WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP. ONE MORE. DO IT."} +{"tweet": "Omg cute laugh"} +{"tweet": "I have NEVER heard Allison scream this loud."} +{"tweet": "WHY DONT YOU FUCKERS KNOW HOW TO DRIVE IN RAIN I DONT UNDERSTAND"} +{"tweet": "People who continually feel bad for themselves.. But don't do anything to fix it<<< #selfish"} +{"tweet": "@Varsity2014 did you get your phone working??"} +{"tweet": "i wanna be on jersey shore"} +{"tweet": "@laceaye I ship as well"} +{"tweet": "@tegturley just in pburg momma"} +{"tweet": "literally sobbing watching roger propose to @JENNIWOWW .. my future husband better be taking notes \\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83d\\udc95\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@__CaptainMorg hey! None of that then we both will"} +{"tweet": "@PeacefulTorment welcome ;)"} +{"tweet": "I don't want braces..\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Going to the movies instead of studying for the finals I have tomorrow. \\u270c\\ufe0f\\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@Hgar526 3 hours in"} +{"tweet": "I wish the real world would just stop hassling me."} +{"tweet": "Not to say anything was wrong with listening to the leaks it's just my personal opinion"} +{"tweet": "Where are my @NHLFlyers?! #wtf @nbc"} +{"tweet": "That's not going to make sense to anyone but me."} +{"tweet": "f not actually flying it here. \\I #inherited it from my... master, Lumiya.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I wish my hair was naturally straight \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "Shooting someone with a sniper in COD is better than shooting an enemy with any other gun."} +{"tweet": "You're seriously one of the most annoying, dramatic girls I know. Please just stop. \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "Darryl band team meeting tonight 7 in the pm @Alexis_Rae14"} +{"tweet": "Hiii@DandoCain"} +{"tweet": "Don't be sorry. I trusted you. My mistake not yours."} +{"tweet": "I just sit in my truck and straight bake because i have no air.."} +{"tweet": "Girls are annoying"} +{"tweet": "Why is it that my dog takes up 3/4 of the bed?"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna run.... Throw it away."} +{"tweet": "There's nothing a little Blink can't fix"} +{"tweet": "So this is what being Amish feels like, minus the cell phone \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "Haven't been this happy with someone in a longggg time<3 :) #Yee"} +{"tweet": "I've looked through Jacob's cabinets and have yet to find any food. I'm am very disappointed in him."} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure I'm invisible cause every time I send a pic to be shipped, I get ignored! Also when I tweet someone, they ignore me!"} +{"tweet": "I have more chins then a Chinese phone book."} +{"tweet": "Sometimes tiny details make the biggest impact"} +{"tweet": "@annmariexx1 @AlyGraycochea mmmmm..."} +{"tweet": "@crichardi2 Jason Aldean lyric ...go tweet about intervention or something"} +{"tweet": "@jsermo lolll you need more than one time to appreciate it"} +{"tweet": "4 hours later ............. Yup fuuuck me"} +{"tweet": "My dad is the greatest man I know."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude49\\ud83d\\ude49\\ud83d\\ude49\\ud83d\\ude49\\ud83d\\ude49"} +{"tweet": "I'm so exhausted and delirious someone talk to me"} +{"tweet": "Basically 2 feet away from Nick Swisher tonight. #hollllla"} +{"tweet": "Ever have an \\I'm over this bullshit\\\" kind of day? No? Then you don't work where I do.\""} +{"tweet": "@White_Mamba30 grant makes any picture ten times better"} +{"tweet": "@TaylorAnn08 @MarissaTaylor96 @KelsieNummilien LOVE & MISS YOU\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "\\Tham, wa kay apil sa fifth year?\\\" \\\"Aw yes oy, lakas kos DepEd.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@TWOSEMIS alright I got you. You should have stuck with it man. You get any looks out of high school?"} +{"tweet": "@Gianna_t9house i had a dream lastnight and you would literally cry if you heard it"} +{"tweet": "Plans for tomorrow clean my car, tan or lay out , baseball and hot tub and maybe some fishing \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I do not understand why people enjoy shopping."} +{"tweet": "I really want to hang out with Kristin, like now."} +{"tweet": "I'm a very happy girl. I have the best boyfriend ever, a job that i love, modeling school, & amazing friends. :)"} +{"tweet": "If I knew then what I knew now, I'd fall in love."} +{"tweet": "The amount of comments I see on girls photos from you is hilarious\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@madisonwickard I wrestled it"} +{"tweet": "and never changed out of my church service outfit"} +{"tweet": "@JulieNierstedt @Kaitalovesyou I think so.. I'm really not sure, but I've had my book in front of me for 45 mins and done 3 pages"} +{"tweet": "Ryan's videos \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "I might put make up on..."} +{"tweet": "My goal \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I just really love @tyler_boulet . #tbh"} +{"tweet": "Nev on Catfish is so hawt \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I'm seriously considering chopping that fence off, I don't care what he has to say."} +{"tweet": "Saints and the panthers with amazing friends from encounter equals epic"} +{"tweet": "&&both Tennessee people are through! #americanidol (:"} +{"tweet": "I was running in the snow then i fell on my iPad & hit my jaw :("} +{"tweet": "It's about that time for kickboxing \\ud83d\\udc4a @rileymarkins @kickASSkat13"} +{"tweet": "The game isn't sold on just get there early enough to get one!"} +{"tweet": "If kyrie doesn't play tonight I may shed a few tears.. @KyrieIrving"} +{"tweet": "@yeliabnagrom #FirstWorldProblems"} +{"tweet": "Or dye my hair black idk yet"} +{"tweet": "@EricPrisbell ok good. I was too. Had a huge man crush on Purvis."} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 29.695 in, Steady. Temperature 83.0 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 64%"} +{"tweet": "I love full moons sooo freaking much!"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand lunches at all"} +{"tweet": "@Evan_Sally after our last W, I tweeted, \\4 in a row. Watch your back Miami.\\\" I thought people would get a chuckle out of it.\""} +{"tweet": "hmm guess not can't sleep \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@925XTU soooo about these tickets"} +{"tweet": "Ive been Watching dolphin and whale documentaries for the past three days."} +{"tweet": "I'm really gonna miss you and all those stupid games we've played throughout our highschool years #graduation #sad"} +{"tweet": "What a gloomy day Wowza"} +{"tweet": "#BitchStatus"} +{"tweet": "I have a 3-D printer for cakes, cupcakes and cookies. It's called an oven."} +{"tweet": "@bucken__berry @HeavenlyFearful more powerful, yes. More exciting and personal...?"} +{"tweet": "Never date someone of lesser intelligence then you.. It'll never work."} +{"tweet": "Spring break totally sucked because the one person I wanted to hang out with is in Butte... :(((("} +{"tweet": "I'm not some super badass macho tough guy, but I will defend myself and other people from bullshit k"} +{"tweet": "@Chasen_Heffers @_sandy____ what you boys doing"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wonder if there's more that I should be doing"} +{"tweet": "Our principal really messed up the pledge. Way to go chuckkkk. Haha #wow @centralhsprobs"} +{"tweet": "I've got some issues that nobody can see & all of these emotions are pouring out of me."} +{"tweet": "Sometimes it's hard to admit U R wrong, but not me. I was... #Peace#lovehate"} +{"tweet": "Wearing my favorite little shoes :3"} +{"tweet": "So pumped! We will have the @AlterasBand CD in our hands in a week, and have a music video scheduled for September 28"} +{"tweet": "So fuck tonight"} +{"tweet": "Fun night at the aviators game #HK #TeamBonding"} +{"tweet": "it's just a softball field.. it looks like any other why walk up here and look"} +{"tweet": "Wind 8 mph W. Barometer 1018.0 mb, Falling slowly. Temperature 27.0 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 85%"} +{"tweet": "Really need to shit my shit together in school \\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "@ering6 Repay it."} +{"tweet": "haha"} +{"tweet": "Good times @mrfootballwait #brotalks #<3"} +{"tweet": "tric old Master. From you, I calculate that the Sith equivalent is The truth is always in motion.\\\"\t0.0\t0.0\t0.0\t1.0\n"} +{"tweet": "I still don't know how I feel about Skittles changing their green flavor to apple."} +{"tweet": "There's a football game tonight?!?"} +{"tweet": "@kaitlynross97 sucks to be you"} +{"tweet": "@lar_paskkk hah gayyy"} +{"tweet": "Why am I awake right now I woke up for school later than this\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Seriously where is all this snow coming from?!"} +{"tweet": "Swimsuit competition when they come back!"} +{"tweet": "So hot!"} +{"tweet": "I know the truth. But I keep tellin my self it's not it."} +{"tweet": "Such a depressing day\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Well you know what they say, lint is a shell's best friend"} +{"tweet": "Moving tomorroww"} +{"tweet": "Great seminar with the @Halstead marketing team. #inspiring"} +{"tweet": "Her outfit too"} +{"tweet": "That's not a screenshot..."} +{"tweet": "Jumped over the moon"} +{"tweet": "Our son's car blew up an hour away from our house and we had to go on a rescue mission yesterday. How is he going to get to work now?"} +{"tweet": "The amount of money I spent in the past month is unreal \\ud83d\\ude1a\\ud83d\\udca8\\ud83d\\udcb5"} +{"tweet": "So many feelings come to mind and if love to be able to just sit down and talk"} +{"tweet": "@AlisonHufnagel what's the name of it. I need some help on what to get haha"} +{"tweet": "So bored.."} +{"tweet": "@Derek_Dennison \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Come home to me \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@taylorwarden15 you can't spell Shelley right? Shelley's fault."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for tomorrow! \\ud83c\\udf87\\ud83c\\uddfa\\ud83c\\uddf8\\ud83c\\udf86"} +{"tweet": "@sahar_17 your the one that told me! #yourfault"} +{"tweet": "You're gonna regret that so much"} +{"tweet": "Come on baby let's go listen to the night train."} +{"tweet": "@ZoeWilson16 I only get it o my legs!"} +{"tweet": "I'm up before Blake. weird"} +{"tweet": "@Devindra \\Spring Breakers\\\" thoughts: beautiful, awful, unsettling, brilliant. Wouldn't recommend to any1 but want to discuss if u saw it\""} +{"tweet": "Its already hot... fug"} +{"tweet": "I still have yet watch one episode too."} +{"tweet": "@TytytheTweedo my favorite chips!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "& roosters for lunch #lovemyjob"} +{"tweet": "Watching Lance Armstrong's confession. The only time I've ever watched Oprah"} +{"tweet": "@iBeFinnessin @OshayHarris I know you could.. but that kid is terrible!! That is messed up!"} +{"tweet": "It's always tea time."} +{"tweet": "K I'm getting heated for no reason"} +{"tweet": "Morning!!! Smile....It's Friiiiiiday!!! What r u gonna do?"} +{"tweet": "Slump"} +{"tweet": "@kaylakolp one day"} +{"tweet": "@Erffy22 yay!!"} +{"tweet": "@Dylan96X I'm watching Titanic on DVD; the main menu is people waving.. and some more people waving.. and even more people waving... \\u270b\\ud83d\\udc4b"} +{"tweet": "I'm my head, I see you all over me. In my head, you fulfill my fantasies (;"} +{"tweet": "Any word why the Colts are wearing white at home? I noticed they did it last year in the preseason too. @bkravitz @mchappell51 @MikeWellsNFL"} +{"tweet": "I'm such high maintenance \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "I like to go fastttt"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go to a wings game \\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc19"} +{"tweet": "It's like it's guys goal in life to make girls miserable."} +{"tweet": "This fucking week is lasting forever"} +{"tweet": "A nice hot refreshing \\ud83d\\udebf \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Hit me up if you wannna go see fast and furious 6 tonight"} +{"tweet": "@nikkimarianelli the actually"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for ACC basketball conference play this year with the new additions. Syracuse will be shaking things up!"} +{"tweet": "I need a heated snuggy"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could fall asleep to rain every night!"} +{"tweet": "@pac12 officials pulling an @sinow on #badgers."} +{"tweet": "Come on D!!"} +{"tweet": "@CommonManKFAN I predict Vikings fumble on next play. Kitties return for a touchdown and close out the dome in true Vikings fashion."} +{"tweet": "Did I really just use that emoji"} +{"tweet": "@TLC everything Theresa does is incredible! I love the surprises! Meeting her would be a dream come true!"} +{"tweet": "It's nice to see Ray Lewis on the sideline getting hype #likethegoodoledays"} +{"tweet": "caring too much only fucks you over."} +{"tweet": "2 CHAINZ but I got me a few on"} +{"tweet": "@Duff_Goldman cookies? Lol"} +{"tweet": "@igetbucketzzz3 omg.. I feel dumb.. Thanks though!"} +{"tweet": "@karley25anne I agree 100%!"} +{"tweet": "AWK"} +{"tweet": "But it took tears and time down on my knees and it's not who you'd ever guess or who I dreamed it'd be"} +{"tweet": "Why is @Bogotay8 not in my madden 25 game!?!?"} +{"tweet": "I'm exhausted. \\ud83d\\ude34\\n#InTheCuddlingMood #SomeoneComeOver ! \\u2764\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@DAN2CARL Yes hahahaha. Stupid kids. But I'm sorry you had to see that. Or smell."} +{"tweet": "Looks like Liriano is having control problems"} +{"tweet": "Just struggling in class! #tiredlady"} +{"tweet": "@DonnieWahlberg are u playing tourist today?!???"} +{"tweet": "Catching up on The Sisterhood.....okayyyyyyyyyy......interesting smh"} +{"tweet": "Such a successful night \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Oh for sure!"} +{"tweet": "@bookworm_gamer Fine you?"} +{"tweet": "Remember the last fall retreat when I overdosed on my allergy medicine"} +{"tweet": "#MySixthSense seeing FAKE people"} +{"tweet": "i love coming into work & there's coffee already made. \\u2615\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "our snapchats thooo>> hahaha #loveyou @BIacovangelo"} +{"tweet": "Toooo much fucking drama!!! Ugh how come this shit happens every friday!?"} +{"tweet": "December couldn't come soon enough."} +{"tweet": "Sappy country songs"} +{"tweet": "@sambe_bambi hey sam"} +{"tweet": "I can't ever be happy, I just want you to be mine"} +{"tweet": "Being cold<<<< \\ud83d\\udc4e #hateit #hurrysummer"} +{"tweet": "@WillAide I have so much anxiety for class tomorrow.. I really hope the person 10ft in front of me doesn't realize I'm breathing on them"} +{"tweet": "@jillianmary32 okay!!! I'll text you later cause I'm writing a lab right now so I can't look at the moment but I will once I'm done:)"} +{"tweet": "@haleybf012 haha be a big girl!"} +{"tweet": "@NateBaggs1776 @matt_hall10 @kyleross09 @carrington_09 Finance. Welcome to the club @CaseyTatum2"} +{"tweet": "I was just about to take a bathroom mirror pic & then I realized that I'm 40."} +{"tweet": "@TGfireandice they'd have to do it soon, they have to send out tickets to season ticket holders"} +{"tweet": "But you're a fag for tweeting about it."} +{"tweet": "Haven't snapchated anyone in awhile.."} +{"tweet": "@JasonLloydABJ got fouled on dunk!!!"} +{"tweet": "@xxsamalama14x hump day \\ud83d\\udc2a"} +{"tweet": "Everything always works out for @CodyDavis__"} +{"tweet": "Thinking about giving Tumblr another go."} +{"tweet": "No one is in any of my classes. #frustrating"} +{"tweet": "Kim Kardashian needs to stop being pregnant. She's ruining my life, and our future families life."} +{"tweet": "Awk moment when you think you're gonna get arrested but you don't... @thiskidmitch20"} +{"tweet": "@Taylor_Morgann @kellerslentz @trainork oh\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@3RickyTickyTavy well I won't know for sure when I'm coming until tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@hannahhflowerss they ruined my day"} +{"tweet": "First Cinderella.. Now The Little Mermaid. This is completing my night \\ud83d\\udc4c\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@whoredoeurves please do"} +{"tweet": "@B_Gallo @DrLommer_9 wait I'm confused how am I the next Miley?!"} +{"tweet": "Wow do I have a headache #worst \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "I promise you this, no matter who enters your life, I will love you more than any of them."} +{"tweet": "Confused \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "Feelin like a ninja spy right about now \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to spend time with @sutton_taylor on Sunday \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Troy comin in big with that clutch"} +{"tweet": "I won't be missing much by not being with you #hahaha \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Not like anyone ever texts me back anyways. Lmao."} +{"tweet": "Now a days people say I LOVE YOU just like they are saying HELLO."} +{"tweet": "Can't sleep. Help"} +{"tweet": "Literally screaming in pain because my mom is working on me &releasing all of my tight muscles. Hope my neighbors don't call the cops! #lol"} +{"tweet": "@xoxo__micaela your the last person.who needs a gun"} +{"tweet": "Dinner with @layshashea at Applebee's"} +{"tweet": "Okay not gonna lie... I'm getting a little creeped out. Feeling like a scary movie... Especially since I have psycho neighbors lately."} +{"tweet": "The Conjuring better not be stupid."} +{"tweet": "if @KateeRobl wasn't in the middle of the ocean she'd go to sheetz with me \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait too see babe tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "I wouldn't be so grouchy about the weather if I would've seen more than ONE plow out on the roads my entire commute here."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 #AllDayEveryday"} +{"tweet": "Lets nuke the bridge we've torched two-thousand times before. This time we'll blast it all to hell."} +{"tweet": "It's wine o'clock"} +{"tweet": "I need your love, I need your time\\rWhen everything's wrong\\rYou make it right\\rI feel so high, I come alive\\rI need to be free"} +{"tweet": "@auschwitz123 war sucks why did Adolf kill Jews idk but it was mean and dumb but history is done it can't be changed or I would do it"} +{"tweet": "I think I may have broken my toe\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to live in a world without you \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I looked so much better 2 years ago sigh"} +{"tweet": "I keep forgetting that life is in Gods time and not my own."} +{"tweet": "Fall like weather #niceday"} +{"tweet": "@olcbersyko draw something that means the world to you."} +{"tweet": "Wow\\ud83d\\ude33 Yeah definitely not going"} +{"tweet": "@Cewen1 @Slick_Mahoney69 psh"} +{"tweet": "I need a medium. I need to know"} +{"tweet": "Was waiting for my phone to ring ."} +{"tweet": "@TonyGrossi You're the only real Browns insider source for me Tony...thanks for everything. Go Browns!"} +{"tweet": "My boyfriend is an asshole. #sadtweet"} +{"tweet": "@GuessWhoYesYou sexable isn't synonymous with morbidly obese."} +{"tweet": "Its always something in the warehouse"} +{"tweet": "I like it better when you can't keep warmmmmm"} +{"tweet": "@devonpaulette @Simigirl95 \\I banged so many chicks in high school\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@iammusic_94 ha"} +{"tweet": "@_Chiflada I'm allergic so it itches, but it itches so good. \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "@HayvenMcCracken is going to kill it at her auditions !<3 wish her goodluck everybody!"} +{"tweet": "I feel indifferent about Miley's new song..."} +{"tweet": "@EmiiiDee after driving class... I gotchu"} +{"tweet": "@Patriots getting dominated at the line of scrimmage"} +{"tweet": "@ReidLundell20 blue mountain state"} +{"tweet": "@gunnarmyers97 @Roondog43 you ain't even garbage, you arbage. #bootynigga"} +{"tweet": "I hope Sean is in my bed, because I feel like beating someone up."} +{"tweet": "Dam,the shit then hit the ,fan, smh"} +{"tweet": "@Chelseaaa703 knock on wood"} +{"tweet": "If absolutely anyone is awake please talk to me, I'm pretty scared right now :("} +{"tweet": "Successfully wrote two papers already this morning and I'm still in bed #FeelingAccomplished"} +{"tweet": "@agar_john You are my hero John! Your parents and your sister are amazing people! So in awe of your family!#love"} +{"tweet": "Logan comes to class once a week then the time he does come to class he falls asleep like wtf dude lets make fun of kids"} +{"tweet": "I need zombies movies in and around my life."} +{"tweet": "But at the same time I don't care about the punishment or consequences I'm gonna get because this weekend was amazing and legendary"} +{"tweet": "#GoBuckeyes"} +{"tweet": "Watching a pretty good movie about @TimTebow"} +{"tweet": "Writing for a while, then reading someone else\\u2019s book is like peeing while drinking water."} +{"tweet": "@TMZ @TooFab She'll make a great Miss O'Neal. I just hope she stops messing with her looks! If it ain't broke don't fix it!"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you, you fucking fuck #LOL"} +{"tweet": "@dallascowboys Seriously, how do you not touch the guy when he is down. NO EXCUSE!"} +{"tweet": "Without Jessica last night, I wouldn't have fucking made it. I love her."} +{"tweet": "I want to learn the tornado and the jellyfish so bad \\ud83d\\udca8"} +{"tweet": "i love you @AZEALIABANKS"} +{"tweet": "My chesticles are so sore. #gym #ouchie"} +{"tweet": "#Whatpeopledontknowaboutme My family owns Cecil County Drag way"} +{"tweet": "Anyone on floor six or around wanna go in on a bearcat pizza? Last night of freshman year"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to kill myself because I updated iTunes \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude1e\\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "@ShannGrawberger I'm gonna make it up to you :)"} +{"tweet": "Rob's specialty for breakfast and lunch, watermelon, pineapple and spinach juices for dinner! Yum! @JoetheJuicer"} +{"tweet": "@kathy2011 for some reason the whole velociraptor thing from fosters just popped in my head hahaha"} +{"tweet": "I love when people mistweet and I catch it."} +{"tweet": "@BreatheTheAs Oldest teenagers ever too, I mean some of them are in their mid 20s lol"} +{"tweet": "Car rides are the worst thoughh<<<<"} +{"tweet": "The Iron Giant is one of the first movies to rip tears from my eyes."} +{"tweet": "Currently watching Couples Retreat. @abbbsmoore16 \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Why is this happening the second night in a row. I should probably go to bed\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I keep I touch with my American boys \\ud83c\\uddfa\\ud83c\\uddf8"} +{"tweet": "My surprise after school >> \\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "When Jess texts me it's the most random shit \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@fucktyler faggot"} +{"tweet": "How did the movie drumline only get 2 stars #drama"} +{"tweet": "#TweetATurnOn Skoal Ring."} +{"tweet": "I think I'll get some DK now:)"} +{"tweet": "Im so happy with life right now #th."} +{"tweet": "All I wanted was to break your walls, all you ever did was break me."} +{"tweet": "That's all she wrote"} +{"tweet": "@DannieJoDeck I love you too\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I miss @CassieSchuhlen and @randallcolton4 so much! #loveyouguys"} +{"tweet": "@SGrengs03 anytime between 11 and 12(: I have to be back to work at 5pm on Thursday"} +{"tweet": "Ahhh who wants to hang"} +{"tweet": "Stayed up unyil 2am and still woke up by 6"} +{"tweet": "Son of a vondruke."} +{"tweet": "Turnstile \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Ignore the negatively."} +{"tweet": "Well, since this tornado prevented me from going to the gym, I guess I'll just pop a bag of extra butter popcorn and enjoy the show"} +{"tweet": "Destruction leads to a very rough road but it also breeds creation"} +{"tweet": "Kid cudi kinda night"} +{"tweet": "15 more minutes \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "It actually was a joke #prevtweet"} +{"tweet": "Wanna know why I love sunglasses? because I can be looking at someone when it looks like I'm looking the other way \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Gets pretty dangerous this late at night"} +{"tweet": "@RobynPeterson20 trying to figure out twitter"} +{"tweet": "A little girl put sunscreen on my face... I think I'm gonna break out"} +{"tweet": "Annoyed at all of your stupid scenarios, fuck off"} +{"tweet": "@collins04233 seriously the best series in the history of ever \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Youngest (18) going to see Miley in Columbus ohio in spring! She can't wait!"} +{"tweet": "@caitlin_henn4 next time I'm home I'm picking you up and we're doing something. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@kdaugh17 @hamblin_taylor greaaaat!"} +{"tweet": "@saraaalee_ me"} +{"tweet": "@Nikki_squared I try!"} +{"tweet": "@BrandynCicero asshole licker"} +{"tweet": "Literally bawling my eyes out right now in season 5 of Sons when Opie goes to jail because I know what happens soon. #SomeoneHoldMe \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "@Lancebridson yeah for sure probably come out there watch some hockey games.. Luke Eibler and Dom shine are playing there next year"} +{"tweet": "I gain 50 pounds at work everyday."} +{"tweet": "@Funeral_Fredo its only right you gotta appreciate the classics !!!"} +{"tweet": "@ktburnett I work 8-8 all week \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "who wants to go to flyers/canes feb 9th?"} +{"tweet": "Me- Siri you're beautiful Siri -how do you figure Me-by the look of your outer box Siri-I'm flatter lmao made my night"} +{"tweet": "Sunrise and sundown"} +{"tweet": "@Jleezy10 Remember when you were going to call me oh thanks"} +{"tweet": "Why does NO ONE, ABSOLUTLEY NO ONE answer the phone anymore?!"} +{"tweet": "@Laauurreeeeeen @LaytonLupone @alexiscurlss whenever and wherever. Only the best for my babes"} +{"tweet": "I really believe that Kansas City will pull this win out."} +{"tweet": "Such a bad headache #ughhh"} +{"tweet": "@Justhamm9 nice I might go up there too. Hornell is beat most of the time. Lol"} +{"tweet": "@JonathanAlden2 nahh. I'm not a huge fan of chocolate."} +{"tweet": "@Hdweng11 geez Hannah always being annoying and stuff"} +{"tweet": "I never knew maple syrup was supposed to be refrigerated after opening. Oops"} +{"tweet": "Choo is beamed in the arm. 1 on, 2 down for Heisey. #Reds"} +{"tweet": "Where is my mom"} +{"tweet": "just gonna listen to music till I fall asleep \\ud83d\\udc4b"} +{"tweet": "I texted my mom asking her nicely to bring me two water bottles and she laughed out loud and dicked it"} +{"tweet": "If everything else fails I know your love never will."} +{"tweet": "You seriously piss me the fuck off \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "@erica_leigh12 hey are you sure that we go tonight??"} +{"tweet": "And I forgot to roll my window up........"} +{"tweet": "Basically I just became best friends with Haley Eads. \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "The only time I'm someone's wcw is when they have a super unattractive picture of me. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "My dog just sat in the quad and barked at the statue. She's so dumb."} +{"tweet": "Convincing my dad to fly us out to Florida for the week \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Coffee and @Zite for iPad is how I spend Sunday mornings."} +{"tweet": "Bob marley sucks and you don't actually like his music"} +{"tweet": "Thanks to @am_meade I am now addicted to #awkward"} +{"tweet": "my foots the size of china"} +{"tweet": "Baylee is my favorite child"} +{"tweet": "I think in gonna try meth today #TurnUp"} +{"tweet": "I seriously dislike him a little bit more every day."} +{"tweet": "I don't think my brother knows what he just got himself into by agreeing to go shopping with me tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Who's getting hit by a pitch now"} +{"tweet": "Joy and cheer the Mcrib is here!!"} +{"tweet": "Wish we were full staff all the time #dreaminbig"} +{"tweet": "@Mr_McNeill I do too. Very Bad Men, Wicked Attraction, Nightmare Next Door on ID are my faves. I love learning the psychology behind them."} +{"tweet": "It'd be so cool to be a Dallas cowboys cheerleader but they only make $50 a game and are more dancers than cheerleaders soo..."} +{"tweet": "Dumb bitch"} +{"tweet": "Yeah my dad knows too much about my condition right now"} +{"tweet": "#Deuces"} +{"tweet": "Instead of being a prick maybe you could donate money to someone who needs food"} +{"tweet": "@Christina3312 so, you're going tomorrow too then, right?"} +{"tweet": "Nicks little brothers are so adorable. \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Too many shout outs on instagram what are you guys 15? Smh."} +{"tweet": "Don't forget to be awesome."} +{"tweet": "@b_lenneman you're always pretty"} +{"tweet": "We makin a come back"} +{"tweet": "I honestly wouldn't care if there was a 2-hour delay wt this point or not, I'm still not gonna get to sleep in."} +{"tweet": "Man it feels good everything is right energy is strong enough to brighten city lights... My whole team winning."} +{"tweet": "Whatta douche"} +{"tweet": "I wanna sleep in my own bed but it's hot in my room and it feels good In the basement"} +{"tweet": "Here are my picks for the wild games \\nGame 1 Texans over Bengals \\nGame 2 Vikings over Packers"} +{"tweet": "Ok cool. Gee wiz you're the best."} +{"tweet": "I gotta problem but I dunno what to do about it"} +{"tweet": "@XxLuis98x @loveebriannaa you woulda been a 1st grader.. You probably didn't even know what a boner was haha"} +{"tweet": "@crazylps56 I have a grey one with a blue flower on it"} +{"tweet": "The fact that my dad thinks I'm going out drinking right now \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@dsjr2 what I love about you"} +{"tweet": "You would think it's almost postseason already, oh wait. #Reds #HuntForOctober"} +{"tweet": "watching the lighting from my bedroom window in ohare is kinda cool, but scary at the same time"} +{"tweet": "Should I wear jeans tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "That's not possible"} +{"tweet": "@russellhantz good luck"} +{"tweet": "@its_liz_yall whaat where haha"} +{"tweet": "@_N___M___S_ did you get subs?"} +{"tweet": "@xtina is and will always be that genie in a bottle. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@itsalbro well good thing we're heading south."} +{"tweet": "@laurenlinebach yer a harry wizard"} +{"tweet": "@Theresa_batista \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "#ThingsThatAnnoyMe being touched"} +{"tweet": "@AustinAhrendti don't think you realize how dumb you sound right now.. PILT BEARS LIVE IN ANTARCTICA"} +{"tweet": "Shane fucking victorino baby!!"} +{"tweet": "Knowing I can get a peppermint mocha after the gym is the only thing getting me through this workout today \\u2615\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Someone come pick me up"} +{"tweet": "@AbbyPapenfuss Think he'll get your order memorized this year??"} +{"tweet": "@mahfrot kinda like an espresso you drink from a fist."} +{"tweet": "@tristan_yount is being mean today\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I thought today was gonna be Thursday! #confused"} +{"tweet": "my new motto is .. if you can do it I can do it"} +{"tweet": "@Holly_Homa Aw, thank you so much Holly! \\ud83d\\udc97\\ud83d\\udc97\\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "the sun is gorgeous right now"} +{"tweet": "Lights"} +{"tweet": "Pleaaaaase im begging you"} +{"tweet": "@matttsmithhh all I need now, is to decide what color I want!"} +{"tweet": "@TAYLOR_GANGx22 i'll be your best friend babe"} +{"tweet": "nothing works, i cant get away from you"} +{"tweet": "@DylanNobleee hell nah"} +{"tweet": "@JosephGJenks it really does.. Why do you always get the stuff? WTTFFFF."} +{"tweet": "Nl"} +{"tweet": "This next season of #TeenMom2 looks absolutely insane. I'm so excited"} +{"tweet": "Please don't put any time back on the clock."} +{"tweet": "Bad religion"} +{"tweet": "He was a Mandalorian. He'd understand. He wouldn't spout some #high-minded piety and tell her that brutal vengeance just"} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when you accidentally say a curse word on twitter while ranting when you're supposed to be classy \\ud83d\\ude33 #iapologize"} +{"tweet": "Hi I'm bored"} +{"tweet": "My psychology teachers wedding ring is so beautiful! I better have a beautiful ring like that."} +{"tweet": "@brookejewell \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@ashleim13 I never watched the movie, but I loved the book! RIP Corduroy \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Homeland is getting interesting"} +{"tweet": "@manteojc has requested watermelon, which we have not had all summer. Sounds like a good idea, so I am off to the grocery store. Peace out."} +{"tweet": "Long day of work and then 54 holes of golf between tonight and tomorrow with my father. #score"} +{"tweet": "@MIZZZY_99 just read Mockingjay... Problem solved \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Your insults and your curses make feel like I'm not a person."} +{"tweet": "Oh you got a two hour delay and not closed? Tell me more about how no one gives a shit?"} +{"tweet": "@BigBobBro What can I say.. I'm pretty BA"} +{"tweet": "This is the first time in 6 years that my plane is delayed ugh"} +{"tweet": "The snow is a good sign creek will open soon #ihope"} +{"tweet": "@tony_tackett @rAydoodoo thank you! i appreciate it. \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@lilmismufet @2stermz hahahahahahahahaha sad I missed this"} +{"tweet": "@BioHRay Good, then you'll never have to do Blighttown again. :)"} +{"tweet": "Last night was fucked up"} +{"tweet": "@Theorossi don't pick ur teeth or blow ur nose right next to someone either."} +{"tweet": "@Broncos A far..... Does Michigan count? #goBroncos #lionssuck"} +{"tweet": "@Jessiicaax333 our fires better"} +{"tweet": "@bslosh wow Brad. This is what we talk about. You dont even care, which is why we will fail"} +{"tweet": "Haha the cowboys are so bad"} +{"tweet": "@mattwahl is double fisting the blood of Christ."} +{"tweet": "Morning runs with 3 layers of sweats.... yeah my life"} +{"tweet": "@fergalicious92 \\Run the opposite way. You will fast forward the parade\\\" -Mitch Hedberg\""} +{"tweet": "@janamaev I liked it! Very well made, just sad. Wasn't expecting it to be about what it was about haha."} +{"tweet": "Cause girls only say \\hate you\\\" to the guys that they love\""} +{"tweet": "Got into umass Boston\\ud83d\\ude04 what better way to celebrate than on halloweenie!"} +{"tweet": "Or just merely doing what was expected of him? Filling an obligation to someone ?"} +{"tweet": "Farmers market .. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@lucasxrem I hate that song. Acacia fell off"} +{"tweet": "@gramofthehill this is great news! Been praying."} +{"tweet": "@CallMeLing_Ling lmao when did you text me"} +{"tweet": "But it's a Friday soo"} +{"tweet": "No, you're just a psychotic bitch."} +{"tweet": "I feel like I can like every post on Ask and the person will immediately assume it was me. I'm going to have fun with this."} +{"tweet": "The best feeling is when a song comes on in the car that you and your best friend both know."} +{"tweet": "Made Derek put in work in the gym"} +{"tweet": "@Lauren__0911 don't worry, you're my sweetest sweetie also"} +{"tweet": "The amount of Arnold Palmer I've had in the last 3 days is either really healthy, or really not."} +{"tweet": "@megandurisin Holy wow. I hope Frankenmuth is still there."} +{"tweet": "So just looked at my cell phone bill and are you fucking kidding me CT?! Your going to charge me 67 cents to dial 911?"} +{"tweet": "The ducks are alive!!!!"} +{"tweet": "I want a new phone"} +{"tweet": "LOL'ing"} +{"tweet": "Almost didn't get to go home today due to mechanical problems but we got a ride to Great Falls and I'm coming home!!!!!! Yayyyyy \\ud83c\\udf89"} +{"tweet": "@brookiiie_23 thank you! \\u263a\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@Zarcus_Mych @connorfranzese I agree with murph"} +{"tweet": "One page down, one more to go of this essay and I'm done with homework.\\ud83d\\ude05\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Had a dream that I broke into a professor's house to ask him for help studying on his final"} +{"tweet": "@NASCAR_Trucks @NASCAR @chaseelliott Hold your head up Chase if he would have done the same.... Congrats....Oklahoma"} +{"tweet": "Psychology mid-term tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "@Ryann_Gregory27 pahahaha"} +{"tweet": "Being bored on Fridays is the worst"} +{"tweet": "I always go for guys that are dicks.... #WhyMe"} +{"tweet": "Better Days -Breaking Benjamin"} +{"tweet": "@catherinecshaw \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 perfect!"} +{"tweet": "Less than 24 hours left till I'm home. Defiantly thinking about driving straight through #RedBullonRedBull"} +{"tweet": "Your whole Instagram is weed. You must be cool."} +{"tweet": "Hypocrites are soo annoying"} +{"tweet": "@SuperPang_Pang sorry I didn't call you back last night, I was in mexico. @GothierAutumn"} +{"tweet": "Off to Grandmas house!"} +{"tweet": "I miss the sound of seagulls and Latino women having their breasts felt up in public. I need wildwood."} +{"tweet": "White chocolate mocha coffee \\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Had our family Xmas dinner last weekend. Tomorrow the fam and I are going to a favorite Chinese restaurant. #AChristmaStory"} +{"tweet": "I'm bored"} +{"tweet": "@jordanelky never came for the bisque."} +{"tweet": "Matt favorited my tweet but didnt text me back. smh"} +{"tweet": "The baby is upp(="} +{"tweet": "Where you at @ErinSottosanti"} +{"tweet": "I love storms at night \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "SAIL."} +{"tweet": "Might he time to cut off this mop"} +{"tweet": "@emilyminner1 I do"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure none of the boys at work have ever cleaned a bathroom before."} +{"tweet": "@alllyysssaaaa im going naked hbu"} +{"tweet": "@jdesgranges2 it was pretty good! how was yours?"} +{"tweet": "@WaynePuaChi need some basic baseball skills"} +{"tweet": "Just love getting out of work at 1"} +{"tweet": "@kennkennn_ yes please"} +{"tweet": "@Brienza_Ryan you're kidding right...."} +{"tweet": "@Bret_04 hush neighbor. Just showing your twitter some love! \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Two gigantic/questionable pass interference calls on ND. That one was awful. Wow. That could be the game."} +{"tweet": "So stressed out"} +{"tweet": "I think i'm just gonna stop trying.."} +{"tweet": "Hey pretty girl won't you look my way, loves in the air tonight"} +{"tweet": "@Alabama_Shakes can't wait to see y'all this month!!! \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "hockey makes me happy \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "If anyone saw a car ramp a curb.. it was definitely NOT me. #justsayin"} +{"tweet": "All these commercials.."} +{"tweet": "@tina_woodman @haydenpecor is he coming home?!"} +{"tweet": "@KateVest well if I were you I'd let her know ahead if time."} +{"tweet": "@ArminMehic @AHMETOVICerms how are we related to him? He's such a pussy"} +{"tweet": "Time:Tue Nov 15 09:21:13 +0000 2011"} +{"tweet": "Me too"} +{"tweet": "The @DuluthTradingCo commercials are just on point. I'd buy anything they sell."} +{"tweet": "@SeanTuohey you sure that Anti Flag song we heard dec 08 at harpers ferry wasn't \\Tearing Everyone Down\\\"?\""} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when your waitress thinks your dad and your aunt are a couple. #SoMuchAwkward"} +{"tweet": "@big_dipps18 psht no"} +{"tweet": "Ppl who hung out with me yesterday can't hang out with me today because I'm wearing the same outfit"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait until this weekend :) #bestfriendtime"} +{"tweet": "@repjustinamash prayers sent. Thank God you & your staff are safe"} +{"tweet": "Tweeted over 100 times this week. #wow #howannoying"} +{"tweet": "@TyreeJohnson503 wait what?!"} +{"tweet": "The people who wait for shit to get done on its own are the people who finish last."} +{"tweet": "This new year I'm sticking to my resolution. I have to."} +{"tweet": "@savtheshark \\u263a I'm Coming !"} +{"tweet": "@LizHemingway I also have a memory foam mistress and was actually asleep by 11:45. Sadly I'm awake now :(. St. Patty's is amateur hour."} +{"tweet": "So far, I love all the people I've talked to from Wagner. I'm ready for great times with great people \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@AQHAJournal This horse is cute as a doll. A lot like his sire. Big things come in small packages proves to be true"} +{"tweet": "@Jenna_Wade You're killing me girl, LOL. If you don't like @PopEvilMusic I'll buy you an ice cream next time I see you. :-)"} +{"tweet": "We are currently closed. Check back as the weather gets warmer! Thank you!"} +{"tweet": "Hopefully Duke plays like Michigan is right now. \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Well at least we have one Point Guard right now #IAmCeltic"} +{"tweet": "Bus driver Shannon being #creepy"} +{"tweet": "@ufc MARK HUNT IS A BEAST!"} +{"tweet": "@k_nicholeee14 @chugs_15 we are duct taping Timmy tomorrow morning"} +{"tweet": "@HyenaFeast Hopefully he's on the fast track back to MLB. After that clunker that Tillman tossed last night we need another option."} +{"tweet": "@gabbs369 seriously sucks. But I will see you Saturday!!' Make sure you let me know what time you head there!"} +{"tweet": "@chrostoski_lexi hi"} +{"tweet": "I love how nobody answers the phone when I call. #whatever #fuckyou \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Couldn't be happier to finally be homebound \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@Perry_Krysta only for gas to last till Wednesday."} +{"tweet": "@HarakiriMusic No problem dude! We grew up together, I'll always have your back. Keep posting and I'll keep retweeting! :)"} +{"tweet": "@snellinc baseball is a lot of babysitting coaches who have absolutely 0 clue"} +{"tweet": "Actually I like this one"} +{"tweet": "Uploading everything to google drive is my new favorite thing. I think I have everything backed up to like 3 different places."} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when you accidentally say a curse word on twitter while ranting when you're supposed to be classy \\ud83d\\ude33 #iapologize"} +{"tweet": "21 jump street to end my night ;)"} +{"tweet": "@itsssoliviaa next month I'll be there for a week\\ud83d\\ude18\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "And wait, she actually jumped on the bed like we were 5 year olds in a hotel room."} +{"tweet": "I really wanna go see Frozen.. #someonecomewith"} +{"tweet": "Hot apple cider \\ud83c\\udf42\\ud83c\\udf3b"} +{"tweet": "Ready for race season for real!"} +{"tweet": "The worst feeling is when you feel like you've let everybody around you down... I can't shake this \\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "Wow. A little girl just fucked me up. My eyes swollen and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get a bruise."} +{"tweet": "That early paycheck >"} +{"tweet": "Blow drying my hair in the summer >>"} +{"tweet": "I'm so lucky to have you as my best friend #Thankful #weird \\u263a\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Something in the way you move,\\nmakes me feel like I can't live without you. And it takes me all the way.\\nI want you to stay. #Rhianna #Stay"} +{"tweet": "I am officially obsessed with tanning. #yolosth"} +{"tweet": "@naaannnnxo you love me\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I love @Cammie_Cochran so much. She seriously deserves the best \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "the best way to spread Christmas cheer is instagramming pictures of your trees"} +{"tweet": "Saturday was perfect. Would really like to go back to Saturday. \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@BrianJBonish Paramore the best!"} +{"tweet": "@BForrrrrd sometime wished he switched up his beats. They're kinda the same. But his bars back it up"} +{"tweet": "@Carol_Drayer32 what were you intending to to with your Saturday night?"} +{"tweet": "Ya boys, STARVING"} +{"tweet": "The only thing that gets me through the work day is the whole Born Sinner deluxe album on repeat, thank you @JColeNC! #albumoftheyear"} +{"tweet": "Oh, that's cool. I didn't want to sleep any tonight anyways, thunder and lightning. #sarcasm"} +{"tweet": "Really don't feel like going to school today.. At all"} +{"tweet": "So at the end of today I'm a little under $1,000 richer. #IllTakeIt #Graduation"} +{"tweet": "@naedyarrr by yourself??"} +{"tweet": "@kns459 is my best friend for life I love her more than words could say"} +{"tweet": "When @LaurenHoover1 doesn't know who I am <<<"} +{"tweet": "swag"} +{"tweet": "My client is being very grumpy"} +{"tweet": "Guys with tattoos >>"} +{"tweet": "Season 9 of Grey's on Netflix is really ruining my sleep schedule."} +{"tweet": "When I can't text my buddies because they're all at practice & I'm not<< \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "If I told you how I felt you'd probably laugh ..."} +{"tweet": "@em_terbeek @thelukevanblois is that @ the hope camp?"} +{"tweet": "@madisonn_fayee when do you girls have softball games again"} +{"tweet": "Seriously come to kent! Everyone :)"} +{"tweet": "I wanna see Kid Rock live"} +{"tweet": "@meganbrooks2015 I was yes!"} +{"tweet": "Subtweet twitter fights \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow is the big day \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "my mother will be the death of me"} +{"tweet": "@_Loganjake what'd they get you for?"} +{"tweet": "How did coffee win the battle of hot beverages, Morning division? Hot cocoa was cheated."} +{"tweet": "Can you please stop?"} +{"tweet": "@iAmDrummond_ @MafiaReturns9 @Dyran__ @ManlyHanley11 @Maddy_Miller23 @MasterFoles @jdole13 Mikey's in here too #TurnUp"} +{"tweet": "@Brindleeee I miss it so much \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I WANNA GO HOME FOR THE FOOTBALL GAME."} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry. I love you. Stop fighting with me. Please. @JohnIsSickNasty"} +{"tweet": "What channel is Wisconsin vs WVU?"} +{"tweet": "@carrieunderwood @lauren_alaina sweet"} +{"tweet": "Your goodbye wasn't good enough \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Beaches just aren't the same here after being in Florida and Cali this last year"} +{"tweet": "@ADailey15 I think its a campfire kinda night."} +{"tweet": "@morgan_aguiar some people have low standards. #donthate"} +{"tweet": "I need an iPhone 5 car charger #DesperateNeed"} +{"tweet": "Will someone go see Temptation with me this weekend pretty please"} +{"tweet": "I hate not knowing what to say to you"} +{"tweet": "@jess_rahth @DropIt__L0 @yousoKELLEYofme that's legit"} +{"tweet": "Well shit! Guess ill do it tomorrow because I don't want to go get my laptop."} +{"tweet": "But I Dont Want To Babysit\\ud83d\\ude4d"} +{"tweet": "Why's the wether forecast solid for only two days? Next three days thunderstorms. Then it gets down to 57. Come on mannnnn"} +{"tweet": "All I want to do is eat junk food...lots and lots of junk food"} +{"tweet": "@MelvinMadera exactlyyy"} +{"tweet": "@ispyallena it's actually gay"} +{"tweet": "@NataleeCamile @__cmen yes (: like old times!"} +{"tweet": "Alicia, kateeyuhhh"} +{"tweet": "Why am I even awake right now...oh that's right fucking homework \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "wish i had close friends to vent to."} +{"tweet": "Bye I have to work"} +{"tweet": "Probably going to hang out with hall"} +{"tweet": "Im in love with the song redneck crazy"} +{"tweet": "@Jashley_59 ill ask bud"} +{"tweet": "I look like a southern belle and love it! \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@KendraChapman54 he's a nice kid. Give him a chance Kendra"} +{"tweet": "@ashpfeif12 I mean I could ask you the same thing \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Just saw a tricked out hearse with flames and rims @cmacklin94"} +{"tweet": "@cheyeperedo this"} +{"tweet": "Lebron James >"} +{"tweet": "@jessica_forker this baffles me. Since its like my favorite pizza ever."} +{"tweet": "@Ashleyquerfeld haha yeah I'm sure!"} +{"tweet": "@Bigg_Turk when he sees the living room hes gonna flip haha"} +{"tweet": "TERRIBLE leo choice."} +{"tweet": "I don't have any money though. That's why they have minimum payments on credit cards. Now I get it."} +{"tweet": "I'm a cool cat but I'm on life 9"} +{"tweet": "Image sun needs to pick up the pace.."} +{"tweet": "@sea_section8 Keep Thinking"} +{"tweet": "@SierraaElenaa I do!! I love paper snow flakes! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "It was so much like the book \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@TrialDivasS @Johnnybelinda57 @biancabeyer @HappeyLeanne @Kelphotography @TrialDivasJ Positive Thoughts!"} +{"tweet": "@Koste0012 with what :)"} +{"tweet": "@EmMahon with alysa"} +{"tweet": "Being excited to use my new shampoo is the only thing I have to be excited over at the moment #bedhead"} +{"tweet": "I so tiredd"} +{"tweet": "@makenzie_bubs \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Still haven't heard any of dotis yet... still feeling empty"} +{"tweet": "My life is so stressful at times \\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Prom dress shopping>>>homework"} +{"tweet": "I'm never gonna know the difference between all this chicken stuff :( #neverever"} +{"tweet": "@relbsters Lesbehonest how could we not make fun of them"} +{"tweet": "Life is a maze."} +{"tweet": "Oh girl code is on, thank god."} +{"tweet": "@JasonCopland @MichaelMoreci @Williamson_Josh ditto."} +{"tweet": "Give me one reason to stay here, and ill turn right around."} +{"tweet": "@chickentender11 #whitechickstatus"} +{"tweet": "@Allisonlockyear definitely sounds like you had fun then! I'm glad :) now only a few more months and you graduate. Seems CRAZY!"} +{"tweet": "This is why I don't fucking trust people"} +{"tweet": "but we still in this bitch\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@kragen I'll be colored impressed with a printed ASIC."} +{"tweet": "@annebeaumont2 grow up"} +{"tweet": "Lol even the hobbit commercial made me laugh"} +{"tweet": "I always wake up the earliest. #whyyy"} +{"tweet": "With our house hunt being delayed, I've apparently gone into super organizing/cleaning mode so we're ready to go ASAP."} +{"tweet": "@seaverhiggins call me your numbers aren't working"} +{"tweet": "\\Like OMG I am so done \\u270c\\ufe0f\\\" friends the next day\""} +{"tweet": "You've put my child in danger and you're telling me how to raise him? PLEASE go somewhere else with that bullshit."} +{"tweet": "@Teresa_Giudice Received Milania Collection for Christmas. Love the sent and results."} +{"tweet": "@Moneycotty winter is coming"} +{"tweet": "#no"} +{"tweet": "Twitter creeping never gets a person any where"} +{"tweet": "Help me drive car"} +{"tweet": "It's humorous to see how long it takes for people to get to my house hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Chelcies in my floor. Why? Idk"} +{"tweet": "I have a Keek now...definitely better than snapchat and vine!"} +{"tweet": "This new snapchat update is awesome."} +{"tweet": "Feels so good to be bad in my bed"} +{"tweet": "Britney tried to hide the nutella -__- foh shawty. #fail"} +{"tweet": "Its........prolly. Not. Rockin. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@th3j35t3r I wonder how many sicko woman are lined up to date him thinking they can \\fix\\\" him?\""} +{"tweet": "If you don't want people in your business, the last place you need to blast it is on a social network."} +{"tweet": "I tell you how I fell for you and you tell me you've never fallen harder. #dreamin"} +{"tweet": "Pointed nails creep me out..."} +{"tweet": "There is never a dull moment in the life of @10_becfred #TrueStory"} +{"tweet": "But is it too much to ask for an English teacher? I might actually understand the class."} +{"tweet": "Almost bedtime"} +{"tweet": "I hate Charlotte, always getting lost and crap."} +{"tweet": "I wish I actually knew how to play flag football #powderpuff"} +{"tweet": "you was talking shit . and now that im somebody your in love with me."} +{"tweet": "@joeygpete Bad chalka"} +{"tweet": "I haven't masturbated in 4 days \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@emmhosler honestly. On my way to my exam, I thought about flying. Haha. It took my hat like a block away."} +{"tweet": "I hate when a guy wears so much cologne that I can almost smell it from like a mile away #stop \\ud83d\\ude45"} +{"tweet": "My kitchen is up and running. This would not have been possible without the patience and wisdom of @333Angie333"} +{"tweet": "If you wanna stalk my tweets here's a big fuck you"} +{"tweet": "Sorry, theres no instagram filter to make you look better than the stupid ass bitch you are. Kay? Mkay."} +{"tweet": "@Brett_McNeill_ SHUT IT YOURE NOT ALLOWED OUT OF THE HOUSE"} +{"tweet": "@Greatest_Ever_7 Indeed it is. But this is a football county. We all love football. No matter what type it is."} +{"tweet": "@LondonMarriott Will be posting my trip advisor review soon!!"} +{"tweet": "Gosh darnit Emmie. Stop stroking your hair."} +{"tweet": "Mmmm, the smell of roast baking #getinmytummy"} +{"tweet": "@melsv07 is that a cosmetology school?"} +{"tweet": "And finally Kevin"} +{"tweet": "I got chills."} +{"tweet": "@_Kg_12 how did that little ass phone call ruint shit girl"} +{"tweet": "Yeah, I'll admit I just got my ass kicked! But hey, there sure as fuck got it comin'."} +{"tweet": "all my friends I love"} +{"tweet": "I've looked like crap every single day this week"} +{"tweet": "@oopsiwin huge milestone in my opinion to be elite if you build it they will come #committoexcellence"} +{"tweet": "@CodyRussell_ what exactly needs to be on our annotated reference tomorrow?"} +{"tweet": "Are moms girls?"} +{"tweet": "Found out why my grandpa wrecked his quad, he was trying to cut a donut.. Leave it to the #Vandevender"} +{"tweet": "@ChrisD_says haha classes aren\\u2019t canceled. The class that I had with @JohnnieM was canceled. #coolyourjets"} +{"tweet": "99.9% sure that's I'm right"} +{"tweet": "@JohnGGalt Cost of Health Care went down and became available to more people. Thanks Pres. O!"} +{"tweet": "@4GSmith We were watching that too but @j_mable made me change it! \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Long Way Home is such an amazing song @GrahamsMusic. So pumped to listen to that on a daily basis"} +{"tweet": "@Looorrrii I gotchu!!"} +{"tweet": "@TheMrsCupcake tony thinks i took my test too early, and out of anxiousness..i think i did too.. I am sorry cupcake, it will happen for us!!"} +{"tweet": "#GoSabres \\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc9b\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "Actually excited for this bike ride I have planned for tomorrow! #GetFit"} +{"tweet": "And a year and a half later, still in the same situation \\ud83d\\ude12 #annoyed"} +{"tweet": "@abbytroyer tell me about it. Did your mom tell you I saw her and Ry today? Haha :)"} +{"tweet": "@hOPPondis @cseiler_17 standard Jewish trash talk"} +{"tweet": "Never wearing a dress to work again"} +{"tweet": "@PaigevDunn the truth is that you're gonna be over all the time :) but no need for rent,we will find better things to spend our work\\ud83d\\udcb0\\ud83d\\udcb8\\ud83d\\udcb5 on \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Whoa iTunes Radio. Get out of my brain."} +{"tweet": "@ChaMoeee ohh yeah I forgot about that rule.. my bad"} +{"tweet": "@Ryanbradford20 noooo"} +{"tweet": "@SweetTalkingTay can you please bring me home..."} +{"tweet": "Fuck an overdraft"} +{"tweet": "I need to go to sleep. But I can't."} +{"tweet": "When you truly believe, it shows."} +{"tweet": "Got those 2 td's at our football game for the bball team today \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I feel so sick :/"} +{"tweet": "@SailorAstera yuck thin mints are soo gross. But my moms favorite. Other thin mints i do rather like girl scout cookies. :-)"} +{"tweet": "Most of the time my overly used, dry sarcasm puts me in weird situations. Never do people actually appreciate how hilarious I am."} +{"tweet": "Basically sat inside all day and drank"} +{"tweet": "@Angerbrandt_ @nickbatz9 Brandon lied! Don't worry I figured it out haha"} +{"tweet": "@svllivan I don't talk down on him."} +{"tweet": "My dog hates the car"} +{"tweet": "And if they dont tip, then I wont give any type of service at all."} +{"tweet": "Going to bed Happy early b-day @5SOS"} +{"tweet": "Almost forgot to turn my alarm off. #GladIDidntTho"} +{"tweet": "Everybody call Becca \\Joe\\\" please\""} +{"tweet": "@emilybradfield @kellyconery weirdos"} +{"tweet": "I'd love to go to dollywood around Christmas time \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "23 years old and never owned a car...absolutely pitiful."} +{"tweet": "miss you @AveriSanders"} +{"tweet": "Gym time!"} +{"tweet": "Miley Cyrus new music video to wrecking ball. Porno."} +{"tweet": "@cnelsonn24 @clairmontmariah I pull up to the scene with my penis missing"} +{"tweet": "We all have our qualities. Best to make the best of them."} +{"tweet": "@AveryVeater It's hit me so hard and I barely knew her. That's all I've been thinking about lately."} +{"tweet": "I'm so done with people and there attitude"} +{"tweet": "Honestly I don't feel like we're as close as we were a couple of weeks ago."} +{"tweet": "2 months till graduation #woah"} +{"tweet": "I should probably make today useful and clean..."} +{"tweet": "I\\u2019m empty like the day after Christmas\\r Swept beneath the wave of your goodbye #blink182 #boxingday"} +{"tweet": "slightly innapropriate"} +{"tweet": "aaaand here comes weirdo gaga lady"} +{"tweet": "I cannot even."} +{"tweet": "IT'S HOT TUB TIME"} +{"tweet": "#zeddception is trending. I believe @deadmau5 can give it a break now."} +{"tweet": "Shout out to the trash people for dumping our recycling all over our yard. #rude"} +{"tweet": "Blow drying my hair is such a hassle."} +{"tweet": "@anthonykelly16 love you miss you"} +{"tweet": "@AnnMarieNeading favorites will always be national lampoons Christmas vacation and surviving Christmas"} +{"tweet": "@DanMilligan2 @jones410 I HATE that racism is still being taught. I've told racist that it's fear & they're scared. Goes over real well.;)"} +{"tweet": "The fact that were celebrating my bday with the fam at 3 is bogus. I should be sleeping still."} +{"tweet": "Can I fast forward through this week please \\ud83d\\ude2b I just want to be home."} +{"tweet": "Econ is going to be the death of me next semester"} +{"tweet": "@Austin_Delaney7 @mark_gryz3_12 come to the game witg us chubs"} +{"tweet": "@carrgould what happened"} +{"tweet": "Happy St Pattys Day Everyone!!!\\ud83c\\udf40"} +{"tweet": "@cmayne_xoxo @ThingsCutlnHalf blast from the past"} +{"tweet": "@0_o___o_o___o_0 @stewmagoo38 your a fucking loser who tweets about other people cause you have nothing better to do with you life."} +{"tweet": "@Seaberg08 @roney_dan @RoneyNate sure is"} +{"tweet": "Demolish the bridges behind you.. That way, you have no choice but to move forward"} +{"tweet": "I hope it doesn't snow until Christmas \\u2744\\ufe0f\\u26c4\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "That was good."} +{"tweet": "#DETERMINED"} +{"tweet": "Somedays I feel like I'm probably the funniest person on the planet and then other days I'm like KT why do you even try u disgust meh"} +{"tweet": "@DonnieWahlberg \\right here waiting for you\\\" Lol sorry was listening to @richardmarx :)\""} +{"tweet": "@awhnuh they made it into another teachers lounge with couches and macs"} +{"tweet": "@BretBaier this president will never do anything why should he?No one dare tear down his castle.Hw do you stop his cover ups?Use Special ops"} +{"tweet": "hoping this Christmas music will calm me enough to study for this bio test \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83c\\udf84"} +{"tweet": "@ItsGracceee I have something to at 6. It'll be over by the time it's over....\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I'm 99.9999999998% positive this old man is taking a picture of me in the waiting room at west bros. Turn your sound off sir. #Odd"} +{"tweet": "@shelbyNbaker3 I love you too <3"} +{"tweet": "You always want what you can't have. You sure as hell can't kiss it either."} +{"tweet": "Omg I've been at you're house for hours and you're still not here! #ThisIsBullshit"} +{"tweet": "Line drive to left field. Runner on 1st with 2 outs"} +{"tweet": "I just want out of this fucking school."} +{"tweet": "@CafeSmom I wish I could go! Especially after this day. Hopefully next year!"} +{"tweet": "Happy New Year's Eve people"} +{"tweet": "An @nicoledolloff of course"} +{"tweet": "I JUST REALIZED @J_Sleazy94 and @kathrinestwitta are leaving next year! What is life?!"} +{"tweet": "Having a great time on vacation with @RyanKimball13 but so over the rude people and expensive small entrees. #missingwisconsinliving."} +{"tweet": "@debskil1 @jennbenoit \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 \\ud83d\\ude4b did the same thing before #awks"} +{"tweet": "My sister will be home so soon. Then I'll stop tweeting about it #TWOMOREDAYS"} +{"tweet": "Man! I have a mustache! I'm never shaving this! #freshmanthoughts"} +{"tweet": "How do people move on to another girl so fast..."} +{"tweet": "Literally just had to wrestle the big ass dog Hannah's babysitting when I took it outside because it was choking... \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Ohhhhh people make me laugh"} +{"tweet": "My bra is on a box"} +{"tweet": "Teared up a bit when they drove the Volvo away\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@Steve_Adler did you hit peoria"} +{"tweet": "It's ok I'll just talk to all my other 0 friends\\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "Huge S/O to my roomie @apsevern on becoming Simpson's next student body president! I can't wait till we get to move into the White House!"} +{"tweet": "@ColeDeWitt23 so was I \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@raedeon Sorry I just wanted to use both of those pictures lol"} +{"tweet": "Please tell me I can't do something, and I will show you I can"} +{"tweet": "I like Beilein so I'm rooting for Michigan"} +{"tweet": "Traveling up and down damn"} +{"tweet": "You know all those bumps around the nipple.....they're brail that means suck here \\ud83d\\ude02 @wetdaddydaddy"} +{"tweet": "How can I still someone that you've never had.. Or will have?"} +{"tweet": "@DanielleFrye7 @swaggasoniceaal @sammma_jyz shut up. I only work at delta 2 days a week!"} +{"tweet": "@Danielle_J23 yeah I took it off a few days ago"} +{"tweet": "I wanna lose a shitload of weight \\ud83d\\udcaa\\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "summer tiiiime, when the livings easy."} +{"tweet": "@RachelVignos me either I'm always awake"} +{"tweet": "All I've ate today was that chicken biscuit. I need food."} +{"tweet": "I miss lacrosse"} +{"tweet": "@kenziebates oops. Hold on."} +{"tweet": "@garciathecami I'm in New Jersey literally a state over you are a faggot that joke wasn't funny and you suck"} +{"tweet": "Some search, never finding a way. Before long, they waste away. I found you, something told me to stay. I gave in, to selfish ways."} +{"tweet": "@_sarahhhberry \\We need 4 straws. One for each of y'all and two for me.\\\" Wise words from Gary\""} +{"tweet": "If you have something to say about me and my girlfriend, say it to our face and don't be a little bitch. #GrowUp #QuitHatin'"} +{"tweet": "My best friend, @alyssaammarie finds out of her baby is a girl or boy tomorrow! So excited & happy for her! Hurry & get here nugget \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Just had a major firework malfunction. #CloseCall"} +{"tweet": "I've had a sweet tooth for like two weeks. I can't seem to satisfy my cravings."} +{"tweet": "I'd die if I ever had crooked teeth."} +{"tweet": "@kaleylempke i never thought i would say this, but i miss our little home away from home #SadTweet"} +{"tweet": "Didnt watch PLL so all you fuckers that hash tagged Toby's dead can die.."} +{"tweet": "Hahahha. Fuckin Troy."} +{"tweet": "Be careful who you trust , the devil was once an angel."} +{"tweet": "Ready to talk #walkingdead with @Billbraski101 tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "Prom dress shopping tomorrow <<<>>><<<>>><<"} +{"tweet": "@dj_kunt i already know this"} +{"tweet": "If you still where snapbacks then I consider you a little boy & I won't be interested \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "You're a buzzkill"} +{"tweet": "I'm just not really feelin it anymore \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I'm super excited for Super Bowl \\ud83d\\ude01 #49ers"} +{"tweet": "Today makes me sad. Dumb ominous clouds."} +{"tweet": "I need something to do today."} +{"tweet": "@Sarah_hosey you got that right! I like adult swim more, you can sit in the window and talk to who ever else is working."} +{"tweet": "@Kimberley_OK @_Ifunanya_ I'm good like that! :p"} +{"tweet": "#AmericanHorrorStory"} +{"tweet": "Today was fun \\ud83d\\ude18\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "girls can't move on quickly than guys do"} +{"tweet": "@Gbabymillz stealing another tweet? Haha"} +{"tweet": "@ssameldredge too cute"} +{"tweet": "Chase your dreams ; but always know the road that'll lead you home again \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Finally got to pick up my dress \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "When can I know .. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I stay up late and I wake up early. I seriously never sleep. \\ud83d\\ude32"} +{"tweet": "@mz_fabulous25 have fun!!"} +{"tweet": "#ImexcitedforSamAndCat Please @ArianaGrande @jennettemccurdy I love you now and always but I will love you even more. Wait, not possible"} +{"tweet": "damn got ALLLL this shit going on friday"} +{"tweet": "Talans new favorite thing is to jump on the couch. #socute"} +{"tweet": "I hope you fall. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@BryantTuppy ready for that walk?"} +{"tweet": "@mnewton21 \\ud83d\\ude2d he left me for the gym @huntermpratt"} +{"tweet": "Manning is surrounded by talent and greatness including himself"} +{"tweet": "You know she's a keeper if she's @Carlucheese #butshesmineandonlymine #mineminemine \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Thanks for that lovely snapchat @stephflinta \\ud83d\\udca9"} +{"tweet": "@h0lbein thanks Hun! \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@Jessie22cowgirl \\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\ude31 yours hasn't come yet!! #lamefriendstatus"} +{"tweet": "Bullshit listen to the fans"} +{"tweet": "@laurendubinsky We'd have to put on our time travel suits, and go back to the #90's."} +{"tweet": "When did I shatter the back of my iphone! \\ud83d\\ude35\\ud83d\\ude12 #nakediphoneprobs."} +{"tweet": "I don't have MWF classes next semester \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@lcornn @C_Hodge24 LOL. YOU LOVE ME."} +{"tweet": "We at Notre Dame"} +{"tweet": "I don't even have plans for the weekend yet but in excited."} +{"tweet": "Guys are assholes."} +{"tweet": "Buddy looks exactly like he does on tv!"} +{"tweet": "I think I'm sick\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "So glad I got blessed with having blue eyes."} +{"tweet": "@Amy_Lynnexo I can throw a rock at Orlando from my house \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I have a 3-D printer for cakes, cupcakes and cookies. It's called an oven."} +{"tweet": "@Landryyyyy Long live the Deerfield Fair!"} +{"tweet": "My career goal is to own my own bridal shop and get to deal with bridezillas everyday"} +{"tweet": "nyakitin hati seseorg mank gmpng..tp membalas kebaikan seseorg sngatlah susah..jika qt gag prnh sdr akan ntu smua mk sia2lah hdp ne.."} +{"tweet": "Spent too much money today... #whoops #shoppinaddiction \\ud83d\\udcb0\\ud83d\\udcb0"} +{"tweet": "@DanaSayHey_ they hate you :-)"} +{"tweet": "Oh so you can beat my ass? Do it! #IDareYouToTry"} +{"tweet": "I love my bus driver, she always says good morning to us. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "EW\\ud83d\\ude37 dude quit snapchatting me, you're freaking me out. I don't even snap you back\\ud83d\\ude45get outta here"} +{"tweet": "Game day"} +{"tweet": "@DeJay03 it's not that I can't sleep. I'm just literally never home to sleep. Lol I JUST got home."} +{"tweet": "#ObamasStruggle Which special interest to pander to today."} +{"tweet": "Last night was perfff."} +{"tweet": "@kruggaaa @emilyelaine_ you are grounded. Not the teenage punishment but the physical spiritual type shit."} +{"tweet": "Even Will. I. Am doesn't sound like trash on this akin hot dang."} +{"tweet": "This is seriously the best puppy ever. He's so cuddlyyyy"} +{"tweet": "Get it @KaylaNyre and @AbbieBruch_93 !"} +{"tweet": "Some people piss me offf!!! -___-"} +{"tweet": "I feel very lonely today."} +{"tweet": "Worrying is a total waste of time. It doesn't change anything. All it does is taint your mind and steals your joy."} +{"tweet": "@SteveHarding10 @Deadspin that's genius"} +{"tweet": "I hate when my dog wakes up before I'm willing to get out of bed \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@kaiteeliz Sinatra did"} +{"tweet": "@FuckNoraa @FuckRelyk I new one more. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@HunterMBlake You're gonna have to teach me!"} +{"tweet": "@Carolrinck I might I had one idk if I still have that"} +{"tweet": "I'll punch ya."} +{"tweet": "Well @shelliocorbino doesn't wanna share needles anymore..... :-/"} +{"tweet": "Florida Georgia Line puts me in such a good mood \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude03\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@HeffronDriveOST is there any way to get the second photo that was take sent to me?"} +{"tweet": "i'm okay with it"} +{"tweet": "That was dope"} +{"tweet": "poor kid in my last tweet has a life of misery ahead of him \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@BSUFootball whats the score? I am stuck at work :-("} +{"tweet": "Are those the right words? Hmmm yolo"} +{"tweet": "@WhoYoureNot I was NOT anxious, just didn't want to over sleep and get charged for an appointment I didn't make it to!"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe Quinn thought she could fool Huck.... @guillermodiazyo #scandal"} +{"tweet": "Gotta love Natalie"} +{"tweet": "@rainnwilson i ask myself the same question every night before i cry myself to sleep."} +{"tweet": "For once, I'm pretty proud of my grades! \\ud83d\\udc4f\\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@averyrayy it's fine. I won't even be awake then."} +{"tweet": "I'm actually wearing makeup today and not just mascara"} +{"tweet": "The Hunger Games premier was so fun and I could cry since I'm not going to the Catching Fire one tn:("} +{"tweet": "I remember when I lived in chicopee my life was great"} +{"tweet": "Driving a dodge cummins for jambo sure"} +{"tweet": "It's about time one of the best goalies with MVP for NWSL :) Congrats @ADizzle23 \\ud83d\\udc4d#YouDaBest"} +{"tweet": "@Insinnerate Family Guy could never compete with The Simpsons"} +{"tweet": "@CarrollAshleigh I definitely should, I've listened to my solo song 3 times already we've been in the car for like 10 minutes"} +{"tweet": "@allijordan you're one silly lady"} +{"tweet": "@christahall10 let me wear a paper necklace around my neck"} +{"tweet": "About to go to Pizza Hut to watch the game"} +{"tweet": "You aren't going very far in life"} +{"tweet": "#10TurnOns intelligence"} +{"tweet": "\\Love yourself the way you are. Get your priorities straight. Keep your family close. Save money for a rainy day. Laugh.\\\" @seattlewagamama\""} +{"tweet": "I'm so sorry cat..."} +{"tweet": "@ciaracxoxo don't make me jump the Brooke can you throw it go me"} +{"tweet": "@TurrentineLogan I won't !"} +{"tweet": "First time inside a Sheetz"} +{"tweet": "Getting ignored makes me feel horrible and a loser"} +{"tweet": "There should be a weight limit for wearing tight pants on girls #yourfat"} +{"tweet": "@MeghanJSnyder MEGHAM LOLOLOLOL"} +{"tweet": "8 more tweets til 2000 and I'm still gonna forget"} +{"tweet": "@m_berkkk hahahaha, I begged them to use skinny side!"} +{"tweet": "@bobpockrass as he should be, That is not professional at all. Besides trying to hit truck very easily could have hit that NASCAR official."} +{"tweet": "I'm so glad I have a such a good relationship with my boyfriends family. They are all like my second family \\u2764\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "to pay for the price of beauty it is pain."} +{"tweet": "Out to work in the rain fuck it somebody's got to do it #smh"} +{"tweet": "@HickCountry22 no you little shit \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\udca9"} +{"tweet": "I wanna have kids when I'm older @MacChannell"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I should buy a cowboy hat and boots and go horse riding."} +{"tweet": "ooo Paul Rudd is on SNL next week"} +{"tweet": "@KWillhite88 how do you know?"} +{"tweet": "I miss playing volleyball \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "What ever happened to those cars where passengers could sit facing backwards? #stationwagon"} +{"tweet": "@bethwhitex3 your logic scares me sometimes beth lol"} +{"tweet": "I love Christmas. I love all the pretty lights, the snow, all the Christmas trees and all the Christmas smells \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf32\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u26c4\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udf85"} +{"tweet": "Do you even notice your kids can't stand being around you?"} +{"tweet": "Four and a half days. I can do this."} +{"tweet": "This Easter will be the #drathofme"} +{"tweet": "Great football is GREAT football."} +{"tweet": "I wanna snuggle you so hard @jyoung2575 happy bday!!"} +{"tweet": "Good riddance to this week. 2013 needs to get easier from here! #CrazyTimes"} +{"tweet": "@amberweeksie Everyone's just lucky I shaved my pits yesterday!"} +{"tweet": "@aprindle208 oh so you're not even aware of what you're saying? You're kind of coming off as really ignorant now."} +{"tweet": "This guy is pretty funny"} +{"tweet": "And its sad when people change so much.. Oh well."} +{"tweet": "@darian115 soon my love! Don't do anything fun without me!"} +{"tweet": "My dad put on Creedence Clearwater. Him and I are the only ones who know every song. #classicrock #bornandraised"} +{"tweet": "Guess who just found out they are in a triple \\ud83d\\ude03 and had 2 roommates instead of just 1 \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@nikkiiistuderrr only problem my moms like bed ridden after her surgery idk if she wants us all there"} +{"tweet": "Sean needs to stop taking my underwear before I fucking kill him."} +{"tweet": "I'm in desperate need of a girls night."} +{"tweet": "@mcdarebear what are your plans today until about 530 or 6? \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Surely my headache will get better now since I just sat down and cracked my head off the wall right? #feltawesome"} +{"tweet": "the gym is so warm \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Cannot wait for #trueblood later! #addiction"} +{"tweet": "Things change"} +{"tweet": "I hate food commercials, they always make me hungry. \\ud83c\\udf54\\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83c\\udf57\\ud83c\\udf5d\\ud83c\\udf64"} +{"tweet": "It's soooo hot in here."} +{"tweet": "Yeah that's defiantly a \\ballsy tweet\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@GraceGalles I would say Jesus lol"} +{"tweet": "I hope Marquette destroys Syracuse next week. Yes I am bitter and I admit it. #MarchMadness"} +{"tweet": "Fussy baby."} +{"tweet": "@ctwallace14 haha well we appreciate the sympathy \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "My sister thinks shes a chicken.."} +{"tweet": "@molotvcktease perfect"} +{"tweet": "Suck my dick!"} +{"tweet": "How can someone be so lazy as to not even open a soda can fully?! #petpeeve"} +{"tweet": "I aced my quiz from last Friday. \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "\\ If you were a cookie, you would be a whoreo.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@elexiasanders_ @mariah_jean11 @hamyryan @julietoolie @allie_harkness I leave Friday morning at 7"} +{"tweet": "#RandomFact...I read reviews on almost everything before I buy it"} +{"tweet": "So the bucs suck what's new?"} +{"tweet": "Two things I forgot that were on my list to not forget; blanket & vernors. VERNORS DOESN'T EXIST ANYWHERE BUT MICHIGAN!! #dying"} +{"tweet": "@AndrewEden06 next time take 10!! It brings you right to the cities!"} +{"tweet": "I've had 2 cups of coffee today idk about sleep tonight nope"} +{"tweet": "All the prayers in the world go out to AP and his family. Absolutely awful"} +{"tweet": "Well. You find out who you're friends are"} +{"tweet": "@fulmetal2501 3 minutes fucking traffic dude"} +{"tweet": "Come and make me feel alive"} +{"tweet": "Only thing I wanna see in the Pro Bowl is a salsa dance from my boy @TeamVic."} +{"tweet": "@RickleMyPickle I agree I am one of the only schools in my state that still has school-_____-"} +{"tweet": "@MichelleWBZ great to see you at the desk! Great job."} +{"tweet": "I really just want to cry \\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "First day of t25 sucked! 12 weeks to go!"} +{"tweet": "Crying rn bc school"} +{"tweet": "I'm so hype"} +{"tweet": "Say something, I'm giving up on you.\\nI'm sorry that I couldn't get to you. #SaySomething"} +{"tweet": "@ryan_ladd95 @BrookieCookie5_ ryan she thinks you're the idiot"} +{"tweet": "The petals may fall, but the thorns shall always remain. \\u2661"} +{"tweet": "@everestguerra @hbomm yes"} +{"tweet": "@Jessssssssssca hmm ok."} +{"tweet": "@burketg @alyyibarra @Cassandra0199 @ryan_easter @KyraNicole7 @AthenaSotirokos I am! Classy not trashy"} +{"tweet": "Fall 99 times, get up 100."} +{"tweet": "I'm halfway embarrassed to say that I still have no clue where the Fuck the east campus shuttle goes."} +{"tweet": "@kz_swxxg #please hahah"} +{"tweet": "I'm done with men. Like seriously ? Fuck em all. Except my closet friends. \\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Live it up till I'm dead ignorance in my head. F whoever you are I do what floats my boat."} +{"tweet": "If it's 2x as effective as the leading brand, why isn't it the leading brand?"} +{"tweet": "She be tryna jump up and down tryna fit that ass in!"} +{"tweet": "Life goes on and people forget:3"} +{"tweet": "forgot I live in the equivalent of an igloo during the winter \\ud83d\\ude12 #socold #lynnstryingtofreezeme"} +{"tweet": "haven't subtweeted jake in a long time so I hate you jake"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could bring every homeless animal home with me. Just have a huge house with 1684996290641 cats and dogs."} +{"tweet": "@Kirk_Kopp stop island when your done heading there"} +{"tweet": "Music I'd me getaway car from running from the world. \\ud83c\\udfa7"} +{"tweet": "@StonerBoii2cold she works her life away, literally! it's crazy. without her that place would probably crash and burn. #nodoubt #sorry :/"} +{"tweet": "I go to bed early because there's nothing to do and wake up to plans I could've had if I would've stayed awake for 20 more minutes..."} +{"tweet": "@karenza_jones stories at lunch>>>>\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Thought you loved me."} +{"tweet": "@stargazer60 such a great film, eh?"} +{"tweet": "Peanut Butter & Fluff >>>"} +{"tweet": "@lacesiderewicz this picture is badass. lol"} +{"tweet": "I CAN'T WAIT FOR @AmundsonAndy TO NOT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW"} +{"tweet": "SO HAPPY THAT IT TAKES AN HOUR FOR MYOSWEGO TO LOAD ONE LINK WHILE TRYING TO REGISTER. SO HAPPY. @SUNYOswegoProbz"} +{"tweet": "@JokersBBUpdates so he realizes about Andy now! good.."} +{"tweet": "@BrandonMBishop it's about diseases and stuff, some girl in our class said it wasn't due tho"} +{"tweet": "I think this medicine is making me really emotional and I hate it \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "You are completely clueless aren't you?"} +{"tweet": "@SaharaSparks you wish death on someone that you don't agree with and think is fit to run our country #alittleharsh"} +{"tweet": "Gods, this book is monstrous. Expect me to finish it sometime in 3014."} +{"tweet": "Reading all these tweets to our future children makes me worry about the future. They'll be spoiled brats!! #NoJoke"} +{"tweet": "@AngeDeAngelo15 seriously ange, it's gunna be the cutest prom ever :))"} +{"tweet": "Drop it like its hot bitch"} +{"tweet": "@miniswag1 you love it, don't try and fool yourself"} +{"tweet": "I no longer feel lovey and nice."} +{"tweet": "@doctadreya no because I had pictures \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@naughtynateumn probably haven't seen a clone of me"} +{"tweet": "I am so pumped for Iowa!!"} +{"tweet": "@xoxobrii i'll be sure too girl"} +{"tweet": "I am now excite for chem #coollabs"} +{"tweet": "@trixxxaaayy_ #not"} +{"tweet": "@3Brooks_AN3 ya but if there's an emergency and need to get somewhere then you're screwed"} +{"tweet": "@M_Oneal17 more of a Tennessee River guy myself"} +{"tweet": "The only reason im not sleeping is because people are actually texting me."} +{"tweet": "Was watching highlights of Lady vols softball their pitcher was throwing 71 mph #dang that's like 100 MLB speed ! #doyathing"} +{"tweet": "Why is my sister running through the house yelling \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I hate when @kerri_webb is upset"} +{"tweet": "Dang girl you're boy crazy"} +{"tweet": "@Handsum_Rom532 moved up here about a month ago. Gilmanton."} +{"tweet": "I wish I was into hockey so I had a reason to lay around and watch tv right now #sobored"} +{"tweet": "I should probably stop online shopping in class"} +{"tweet": "You're the biggest asshole I've ever met."} +{"tweet": "I bet she will do anything for some truckfit!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm about to go lay down tho I need to try to sleep"} +{"tweet": "It's nights like these where a skype date or just someone to talk on the phone would be nice."} +{"tweet": "@TheWarmestKid where is it?"} +{"tweet": "Having China One for lunch tomorrow and Cheddars for dinner. Guess I'm gonna be gaining some weight tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "\\I didn't mean it when I said I didn't love you. I should have held on tight. I should have never let you go.\\\" \\ud83c\\udfb6\""} +{"tweet": "And I thought that being strong meant never losing self control..."} +{"tweet": "ADVICE: Do. Not. Watch. The. Conjuring. This is way too goddamn scary"} +{"tweet": "@BrandonArnett11 @deckj \\ud83d\\ude02 lol whatever"} +{"tweet": "This movie is so precious."} +{"tweet": "My thoughts won't go away, you are my holiday"} +{"tweet": "I seriously am way to excited for the 4th of july\\u2764\\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "@Padres amazing game tonight, my first ever baseball game and they won! Wish they had baseball in England now!"} +{"tweet": "@Rick__Nichards @curlyhairbitch @FonzyDeFalco @ghennin95 @Montizzles shaking in my boots."} +{"tweet": "@AlikaNikole actually I'm the best \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "So annoyed"} +{"tweet": "Once again CJM killin it"} +{"tweet": "I really loved managing baseball this year. You guys are the best. #Thumbsup."} +{"tweet": "@dbo360 sorry to put you on the spot but figured if anyone would know it'd be you!"} +{"tweet": "I thought Bill Nye died?"} +{"tweet": "I hate people that walk around with their chin up like they are better then everyone"} +{"tweet": "Reminiscing with @MarisaSaraceni I miss this bitch so much cant wait to visit soon \\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@Mfowlerz right haha"} +{"tweet": "Who's going to the football game Thursday favor it up"} +{"tweet": "@Zak_eg our house will have a track"} +{"tweet": "Honestly I don't know how people do cross country. I can barley run 2 feet. #honest"} +{"tweet": "@mikethemiz didn't you turn heel tonight?? ACT LIKE IT! why are you giving out prizes??????"} +{"tweet": "#O2LHITAMILLION PROUD OF YOU GUYS GOOD JOB. PLEASE BE MY 1/6 @ConnorFranta @RickyPDillon @sampottorff @KianLawley @jccaylen @TrevorMoran\\n94"} +{"tweet": "@Mamaa_Miaa98 who might that be...?"} +{"tweet": "@NatashaBoada right now...#toodrunk"} +{"tweet": "Pump up music time. #leggo @holholfish"} +{"tweet": "Listening to sappy music, snapchatting my boss, eating Oreos, and looking at cute emergency pics...my life is pathetic."} +{"tweet": "Me and my roommate >>> \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c @morganhunter_14"} +{"tweet": "Watching the best show ever!#bigbangtheory"} +{"tweet": "Probably not moving very far from my bed today \\ud83d\\ude03\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Only 20% of our soldiers in World War Two actually fired their weapons. #shocking"} +{"tweet": "Its seriously so hot in my room."} +{"tweet": "If I didn't care so much about you, we'd be single right now. @orubio99"} +{"tweet": "@desireegalligan or stop ignoring me! Whichever hahahah"} +{"tweet": "I just, ughh @Ashton5SOS \\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "I don't care what you've done lately...god always finds a way back into your life"} +{"tweet": "@Jadey232 @alliegork quite sketchy if you ask me"} +{"tweet": "I love how Shila just walks into my house like she lives here. \\ud83d\\ude02 #prettymuch #sister"} +{"tweet": "Its to early for people to be asleep."} +{"tweet": "Well I got a reply so I guess that was the right one \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Boys are shitty."} +{"tweet": "@vanessalove9 @brianne_23 @BrittneyMiilu or accounting."} +{"tweet": "Like, I'm gonna fucking puke."} +{"tweet": "@_shelbyanderson HAHAHAHA 4 weeks later .."} +{"tweet": "Shit I'm tired now! :("} +{"tweet": "Know the fucking facts before you run your fucking mouth"} +{"tweet": "Just found out my uncle Jeff is close friends with the guys from New Medicine. Jealous? @RustyNutsMX"} +{"tweet": "Don't deny zac efron"} +{"tweet": "@masonzane14 ew no"} +{"tweet": "@TylerNuncio I wish I could just quit lol"} +{"tweet": "we've had out share of fights, our up all nights."} +{"tweet": "@caraaaidek but u have me"} +{"tweet": "Ate to much"} +{"tweet": "\\Tina if you hate this song just tell me I have 6 skips I'll use one on you\\\" True friendship <3\""} +{"tweet": "i feel claustrophobic."} +{"tweet": "I have only one burning desire"} +{"tweet": "I feel so alone."} +{"tweet": "@csl_cn @SCTongYe @hmfc_lee How would I be able to buy the new 2013 jerseys? I'm a fan of collecting jerseys and I'm interested in a few."} +{"tweet": "Just opened my microwave when the time was up WITHOUT it beeping #skillz"} +{"tweet": "@dequinn well on the plus side- I can go to bed and actually get some sleep then ;) \\n\\n#TESD #TESDArmy"} +{"tweet": "Can't stop watching the news on Oklahoma"} +{"tweet": "@DrJoshua09 Thank you, but I've been on that train for a long time now. #JustTaxTheStupidPeople"} +{"tweet": "3 day week #NotComplaining"} +{"tweet": "Watching the college football awards . \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "ALL DEVILS!! listen to my girl @rkglenn1 helping me on the announcements today!! she has such a GREAT voice #DreamsDoComeTrue"} +{"tweet": "It's physically impossible for my lower back to touch the ground when I'm laying down, so yeah it's a problem...a big booty problem"} +{"tweet": "I knew Argo would win"} +{"tweet": "@chantelalalaaa @Natannfink NEXT WEEK IT IS HAPPENING"} +{"tweet": "Having to run & workout at this time sucks but jerseys in two days. Need to get a nice body \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@_LittleBiotch Hahaha. I love it \\ud83d\\ude0d Creepy stuff has happend though. \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I'll bleed green til the day I die! #bleedgreen #herdnation"} +{"tweet": "#SHREK"} +{"tweet": "I wish my house had room service so I could request another blanket and a slice of chocolate cake"} +{"tweet": "Ridiculous."} +{"tweet": "Well let's continue on this pursuit of happiness then"} +{"tweet": "I literally cry everytime I watch Toy Story 3. \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@__xoxokay I tore it up .."} +{"tweet": "Annoyed"} +{"tweet": "Watching the shows"} +{"tweet": "Choosing swim suits this year is gonna be a pain"} +{"tweet": "@jonfucci611 RED SOX ON"} +{"tweet": "My butts not that small .."} +{"tweet": "I think you'd have to be retarded to not want to have kids. retarded and selfish."} +{"tweet": "#teamnosleep"} +{"tweet": "Why did you have to open your mouth"} +{"tweet": "This healing process would have SUCKED without you guys!\\n@bakerskylar @ThomasBlair24 @Domo_DL68 @twick11629 @BrittWell @Krista_Dawnn"} +{"tweet": "Nothing like ending the night pissed off."} +{"tweet": "Wow!"} +{"tweet": "#ThingsIDontLike liars"} +{"tweet": "I'm sick of seeing bread every day of my life #workprobs \\ud83c\\udf5e"} +{"tweet": "I'm dark enough"} +{"tweet": "@Marcus_cook24 I really fucking hope not save me please \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "That's not how people treat their friends."} +{"tweet": "@HowToSchugy because Carroll County."} +{"tweet": "Defiantly needed my humira yesterday #crohnsproblems"} +{"tweet": "I have got to get back on my good eating kick. I've really been awful at it, and I feel myself not feeling good!"} +{"tweet": "Probably because of what's going on today."} +{"tweet": "You know, I just don't even care anymore. WOO!"} +{"tweet": "I'm dying inside."} +{"tweet": "Brettydoes is now as smooth as a baby."} +{"tweet": "Officially PISSED THE FUCK OFF"} +{"tweet": "I WISH I WAS SANTA"} +{"tweet": "And I thought high school dances were fun.... Nothing compared to college dances. Sign me up for the next one. \\u2705\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Omg I did it \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "@TotalKyleyMove @AllysonTwatt if it's anything less than a rim job I'll be disappointed"} +{"tweet": "@Chris_Quinton oh nooo I'm too sweet \\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude1a"} +{"tweet": "@alltimeamy haha I'm sorry I've never seen it but it annoys me how everyone tweets about it so much I practically have seen every episode!"} +{"tweet": "So many \\ud83d\\udc72 eating so much crab legs"} +{"tweet": "Crushed that box of Mac n cheese."} +{"tweet": "Got so many compliments on my outfit today\\u263a maybe itll make up for how much of a bum Ill probably look like tomorrow\\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "90 Minutes In Hell Michigan #AddaWordRuinaChristianBook"} +{"tweet": "Lifetime movie network really gets my feelings stirred up"} +{"tweet": "Why does college have to be so dang expensive, time consuming, stressful, and overwhelming? #ugh"} +{"tweet": "so excited"} +{"tweet": "Cannot believe I just played a 36 hole match of frisbee golf and lost in a playoff. #18under"} +{"tweet": "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "@FBarretta who the hell are you?"} +{"tweet": "It's been 6 hours and I still can't find any motivation to get out of my robe #comfyAF"} +{"tweet": "@Alifoshooo13 yeah, I'm not coming to school Thursday until its time to walk. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "FYI we are taking that jumping pic senior year"} +{"tweet": "Crying because we have school tomorrow\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "When it comes to setting up romantic, $0 budget-friendly dates, I am the man."} +{"tweet": "@streep_adkins @WalkingDead_AMC I know :/ definitely one of my favorite shows"} +{"tweet": "I'm a condescending butthole #truetweet"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to go by myself. I want a haircut drop something off at work and get something to eat"} +{"tweet": "35 minute cat nap and I'm ready to do this"} +{"tweet": "Wednesday movie night \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Why the heck didn't I ever watch Gossip Girl before?! I love it! #xoxogossipgirl"} +{"tweet": "Don't you just hate when you are in a bad mood for no reason at all?"} +{"tweet": "Getting a team for Philly"} +{"tweet": "I'm so happy my car doesn't have claws"} +{"tweet": "I am a wallflower. \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\ude0c\\ud83c\\udf37"} +{"tweet": "I don't care who you are at all if you're nice to me I'll talk to you.\\nthis obviously doesn't include old men and criminals but"} +{"tweet": "@Dylan_Shaw_ @MagicJOHNSON__ just like a sketchy mexi stache not like a full blown one."} +{"tweet": "@SinFiction @mhudy423 Real classy. No respect at all for those who were killed in a senseless act of hatred towards our country."} +{"tweet": "That nap earlier was not a good idea...not the least bit tired and have class at 11 #bleh"} +{"tweet": "Life is a pile of shit"} +{"tweet": "Ralphy and Randy got socks for Christmas and threw them away, I live for getting socks for Christmas now #AChristmasStory"} +{"tweet": "Literally eating popcorn reading Facebook fights #mylife"} +{"tweet": "My dad is a maniac of a driver. #nausea"} +{"tweet": "Kinda board at this point in time #needsomethingtodo"} +{"tweet": "@AScarpone you wish"} +{"tweet": "Ricketts is on fire pure usual \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Ready for the day to be over"} +{"tweet": "Come on baby let's go listen to the night train."} +{"tweet": "@tronayne8 I get that often, honestly you told me twice already today"} +{"tweet": "Eating gas station food on lunch break hoping to get sick so I can go home"} +{"tweet": "Getting dumped on by a bird is definitely the icing on the cake"} +{"tweet": "If sam let's me down, I'll never morning drink with her again"} +{"tweet": "World War Z time."} +{"tweet": "Kinda nervous to see how my hair is gonna turn out\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad my aunt came and got me."} +{"tweet": "Today I caught myself smiling for no reason...then I remembered I was thinking about you :)"} +{"tweet": "Had an AMAZING weekend with my bestfriend/boyfriend and his wonderful family. Thank you @Trentulious :)"} +{"tweet": "I swear I have the attention span of a goldfish though"} +{"tweet": "DAMN IT OHIO STATE"} +{"tweet": "I really wasn't a fan of Lorde because of Royals. But I actually like some of her other songs."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "And we danced and we cried and we laughed and had a really really really good time."} +{"tweet": "Treating bicyclist like a car is stupid. Get tf off the road."} +{"tweet": "Anytime Taylor Swift Comes On The Radio , I Automatically Change It. #HateHer"} +{"tweet": "I just want this pool to get open..."} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure I have a legit learning disability when it comes to math. Fuck numbers, fuck math, and fuck Math! I hate MATH"} +{"tweet": "@amyb423 Haha thanks I did it with five mins to spare."} +{"tweet": "Seriously thinking about just moving my bonfire to a different weekend"} +{"tweet": "My neighbors are so bitchy. It's annoying."} +{"tweet": "Current conditions: 71.7\\u00b0 | Rain today 0.00in | Humidity 66% | Wind SE 2.6mph | Barometer 30.009in Falling slowly #stlwx"} +{"tweet": "This English packet sucks"} +{"tweet": "Watched @DavidsonAlaina kill it tonight\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Toast isn't food"} +{"tweet": "@AvalyKiersten awh yay! That's exciting (: I'm sure you'll love it!"} +{"tweet": "Trying to balance school and work is not fun..."} +{"tweet": "No I'm not accepting your friend requests, you have nothing to do with my life #stopsendingthem"} +{"tweet": "Sam. Shut up."} +{"tweet": "@GracieTracy slightly unhealthy"} +{"tweet": "@tnt_runner27 shut up! Its because I shit my pants from the italian place."} +{"tweet": "Oh my.. so this is what it feels like to wake up for school? I thankfully forgot that feeling and I don't want it back"} +{"tweet": "Go far far away please."} +{"tweet": "Whenever I have a sunburn I get nervous to see Olivia cuz I know she's gonna yell at me \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "@NoRulesNate @atreyu_0844 #truth"} +{"tweet": "Everything makes me jealous I hate it"} +{"tweet": "@AnthonyCianci15 yeah a lot of people said they shouldn't have made any more after the first but I love all of them #definitelygo \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I had a dream I caught a tuna"} +{"tweet": "Stuck in my house with no cable, internet, or phone... What the fuck is life"} +{"tweet": "Just now getting out of school these days are so ridiculously long."} +{"tweet": "Date day with my honey :)"} +{"tweet": "Why get high on drugs when you can get high on life?! Cause I'm not a pussy \\ud83d\\ude02@airgordon97"} +{"tweet": "God damn why am I always late ??"} +{"tweet": "@LinzerB Yes, yes we should. Let me know when you have some free time in your rock star life and I'll pop down and we can catch up."} +{"tweet": "Showing out for my fiends bday .. I don't need to drink to have fun"} +{"tweet": "I deserve better anyways."} +{"tweet": "I'm surprised when I see a commercial that doesn't have Michael Bolton in it."} +{"tweet": "@HannahBilleter @emmadunder cameras?"} +{"tweet": "That moment when you realize who you used to be your bestfriends barely even exchange words with you anymore"} +{"tweet": "Yea to the left to the left if you wanna leave be my guest you can step"} +{"tweet": "@macakes_23 hahaha, I could understand! But at the same time it's soooo good!"} +{"tweet": "@ryanmatheny16 Sounded like a terrible call."} +{"tweet": "Anyone in Florida?"} +{"tweet": "@yasmin_s96 thank you!"} +{"tweet": "I wish I felt better :("} +{"tweet": "Cinderella and a big plate of lasagna. Life is good. \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@harashuber elbow injury apparently"} +{"tweet": "@miw_xander yes, Ik. He is very.. kind too."} +{"tweet": "@chickenknowles Negative"} +{"tweet": "Give what belongs to Ceacers and what belongs to God Gods"} +{"tweet": "Work is killing me today..."} +{"tweet": "You cant just have a boy control where you go and what you do, freaking make your own decisions"} +{"tweet": "Old school Jonas Brothers jam session #check #SOS"} +{"tweet": "Squadron 13s kinda nice. Wouldn't mind those.."} +{"tweet": "#incomingfreshmanadvice please clog up the hallway right beside the bathrooms & mrs. thompsons room, everyone loves it."} +{"tweet": "@MsJlsmith indeed its a must"} +{"tweet": "My room is freezing cold.."} +{"tweet": "so happy I have my glasses again"} +{"tweet": "Anyone lookin for a titleist 913? I'll hook it up under what I paid wholesale."} +{"tweet": "You look at me like nothing happened lolok"} +{"tweet": "I have to change infront of a bunch of guy I do not know tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "If you turn off the audio on the Tv, and play #WhatDoesTheFoxSay on iPod it makes more sense than what #joebuck is saying about the game"} +{"tweet": "Hey Dad where you at..."} +{"tweet": "Can it be 9:30 already? There are drinks to be drank with my twitterless ladies and @ktj222 \\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83c\\udf78\\ud83c\\udf79\\ud83c\\udf77"} +{"tweet": "Too many nose hoops"} +{"tweet": "Have the worst headache ever."} +{"tweet": "Lol at girls who try picking my boyfriend up to go to dros #lurp #dumbfuck"} +{"tweet": "@ArmandOntiveros @tayyyroesch18 bitches are just being bitches, lol. :) nbd."} +{"tweet": "88% on my first politics exam! #illtakeit \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "#teambringit"} +{"tweet": "Times are changing"} +{"tweet": "Hey pretty girl"} +{"tweet": "Mariah Carey... You don't know this but we're married <3"} +{"tweet": "@KWasH_MileHigh ask him lol"} +{"tweet": "I love being with somebody who texts on their phone the whole time I'm with them"} +{"tweet": "I regret everything I've done to you. My priorities are set on my life and getting you back."} +{"tweet": "just thinking about how infected my belly button is going to get at camp from the lake repulses me"} +{"tweet": "The lightning>>>"} +{"tweet": "Mona is such a creep. \\ud83d\\ude27"} +{"tweet": "If you take longer than 30 minutes to answer me and I know you aren't doing anything then I hate you"} +{"tweet": "So my roommate and I are basically snapchatting each other....."} +{"tweet": "Trying to send a cute message and you spell something wrong. #MyLuck"} +{"tweet": "My poor son .... His cough"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could wear whatever I wanted to school."} +{"tweet": "My brother has a friend over. KILL ME"} +{"tweet": "Dude that tweet wasn't about you. Just stop"} +{"tweet": "Nightmares of the bottom"} +{"tweet": "Da fuck am I watchin"} +{"tweet": "@DomiNATE11 he's hasn't signed yet"} +{"tweet": "Besides absolutely perfect, how gorgeous are Usher's teeth?"} +{"tweet": "@Brooklyn074 I was thinking that too. :("} +{"tweet": "It feels so good to go to church. \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Sorry your blood is no good here. Isn't that like segregation."} +{"tweet": "I'm pry gonna go MIA for a while..."} +{"tweet": "Dunkin now carries frozen hot chocolate.. Yes #heaven"} +{"tweet": "I can never get to sleep on time and then end up sleeping through my alarms. What a drag."} +{"tweet": "Well at least I have donuts and root beer it's been a good one"} +{"tweet": "Ps\\nThe last tweet was a lie"} +{"tweet": "@stacey_gagne where are you going?"} +{"tweet": "The fact that my science grade dropped so much thanks to a shitty student teacher pisses me off. #fuckyou"} +{"tweet": "@trickkkkkk thank you. Yesss can't wait \\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "Open wide I know ya thirsty"} +{"tweet": "She's as sweet as she is sour"} +{"tweet": "Having feelings for a person who doesn't feel the same way back is the worst"} +{"tweet": "i think i'm psychic"} +{"tweet": "Parks and rec basketball"} +{"tweet": "The history channel is almost too good tonight #thebible #vikings"} +{"tweet": "Come to target and see me y'all!"} +{"tweet": "@13LarsonRandi @__ramPAIGE that's is totally uncalled for! #ruuuuuuddddee"} +{"tweet": "Driving to NOLA I saw an Inn called Ease On. The sign reads \\Ease On Inn\\\" haha\""} +{"tweet": "@feliciaday I am soooo jealous"} +{"tweet": "My sister is so annoying!!"} +{"tweet": "If I hear on more person talk shit on my hair not looking natural imma lose it. It's my hair I like. #stfu #reallythough"} +{"tweet": "@alexcaryl20 at Scott's place"} +{"tweet": "Srry officer didn't realize getting redbox movies was so suspicious"} +{"tweet": "Why is it whenever I wear sweats THAT'S when I get hard core creeped on @bethann818 ?! #wtf"} +{"tweet": "Selling dope out his gramma house now that's a no no"} +{"tweet": "Loser"} +{"tweet": "@ryannoble66 @madchad412 if its not I may change my handle to that"} +{"tweet": "This weather blowsss. Never leaving my bed"} +{"tweet": "@carlyhorse69 I tried \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I'm cashing out"} +{"tweet": "Whos going to the free florida georgia line concent on the 4th?"} +{"tweet": "@Kat_Belew kate you are such a stranger merry Christmas"} +{"tweet": "@Christianc720 not everybody was peaceful.. That was also one of the most racist times in America. Creative, yes."} +{"tweet": "Winning the trivia on the link #daymade"} +{"tweet": "@MarissaClair96 hmm, I think I'm going to fly to Haiti tonight..just to get away from Lagrange"} +{"tweet": "@cwilkyy kayleighs"} +{"tweet": "@JBissman5 ask about @byoder68 but not me? I see how it is"} +{"tweet": "Call me Miss. Movin' On \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "nothing worse than a viral news story of someone doing something both bratty and political"} +{"tweet": "My perspective. I just asked how he was. And got yelled at because I hang out with my friends."} +{"tweet": "Awesome date night tonight...happy girl right here :)"} +{"tweet": "Somebody bring me some breakfast puhlease\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@IanWallyJohnson plenty of people. The ones I've seen most are Ellie and Alex though."} +{"tweet": "I'm literally covered in sequins and hot glue... The struggles of making the perfect Christmas sweater. \\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf85\\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "What. I slept till 1:40?"} +{"tweet": "@EaKenAllDay from your phone it doesn't take as long as you think lol hit up a trend and blow that shit up. I'll go to jail with you lol"} +{"tweet": "If all your tweets are about some ex who screwed you over or how you will never love again. Yeah, you! Go die."} +{"tweet": "It's 2013... Come on now."} +{"tweet": "@looshball and I've wanted to move there, (the UK), since I was little so it'd be great"} +{"tweet": "Debating if I should hop on this train or not.."} +{"tweet": "Don't blink"} +{"tweet": "@chloT94 Is JC gonna be down for a while?"} +{"tweet": "@lisamantchev When will you ever be able to put it all behind you?"} +{"tweet": "@FlavaFraz21 @granttjohnson you are my hero Todd!"} +{"tweet": "I just really want a root beer float right now"} +{"tweet": "@cesssphelps that's such a tease. \\ud83d\\ude2d Why did you say that!!!!!!!!! Wah"} +{"tweet": "Lacrosse practices at seven in the mornings on Saturdays #wtf"} +{"tweet": "I wonder when i'll make better ones"} +{"tweet": "Im craving them"} +{"tweet": "Someone text meeee"} +{"tweet": "@NiallOfficial can't forget about Steve Carrell and kristen wiig!"} +{"tweet": "@thevelvetrider thanks so much for the #FF ~ Happy Friday!"} +{"tweet": "I hate when one of my 5 daily hot baths have to be postponed because of cold water.\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Ew I hate how my sister tries to act cool infront of other people"} +{"tweet": "John Legend"} +{"tweet": "I could definitely go for a nap about now"} +{"tweet": "All I know is you're wrong. I'm right #GoodNight"} +{"tweet": "Crossing into Indiana :-) #herewego"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I'm nothing but an unstable hot mess at night"} +{"tweet": "I've probably watched 10 good ass movies in the past 24 hours \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "I love impractical jokers #bestshow"} +{"tweet": "Just because someone doesn't learn the same way as you doesn't make them stupid #ignorantbitch"} +{"tweet": "The only thing that's keeping me from going to bed right now is that the originals is on"} +{"tweet": "Students - you don't even have classes tomorrow. Why are you not at the basketball game?"} +{"tweet": "@AustinSIO being forced to take my cousin's dog to the vet instead of going to warped :/ wish I could help out though"} +{"tweet": "Nothing says \\I'm a pussy\\\" like jumping when your phone makes the low battery noise. #smh Caleb\""} +{"tweet": "So just relax , lay back and be easy , take your time, let it go, live freely and be easssyyy."} +{"tweet": "The entire Milwaukee to Madison badger bus smells like hangover. No surprise there."} +{"tweet": "WHAT DO I DO"} +{"tweet": "@ApeximagingMike I don't know how to."} +{"tweet": "@kaley__jean @evgrasso @flopstain @TSchmoyer1421 @Adam_Pants369 @lmo820 hahaha ok so now theres two events, pudding fight and crutch race"} +{"tweet": "We understand Toby is dead stfu"} +{"tweet": "I'm so sad that I'm not going to see the second half of this game!!!! \\ud83d\\udc97\\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "Easter is this month yayayay #fav \\ud83d\\udc9b\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "Sleeping with the AC tonight #70indecember #southernheat"} +{"tweet": "This should be simple"} +{"tweet": "LAX cabs honk at one another like suburban dogs in the night."} +{"tweet": "Paint-on #pseudo-skin eliminated the web of age lines at the corners of her eyes and mouth. Little pads affixed to the in"} +{"tweet": "@jbaisden777 I hate that stuff man, it takes like 2-3 to get a chew."} +{"tweet": "What a truck race!! #mudsummerclassic"} +{"tweet": "@taralynnx09 huh?"} +{"tweet": "I haven't bought anything from Hollister in a while"} +{"tweet": "@melina__tyler okay good :D"} +{"tweet": "@dean_ofstudents @livel0vespencer I never dated dean"} +{"tweet": "@LindsLaudermilk yeah like seriously though #PicassoStatus \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I love tweeting at night when no one else is awake, I'm literally just talking to myself"} +{"tweet": "... Good talk \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I ate wayyyy too much today \\ud83d\\ude2a"} +{"tweet": "About time for me to change my friends"} +{"tweet": "First time watching Ted. \\ud83d\\ude26"} +{"tweet": "The @ man thinks he might've gone a little too far on that one. But never stop throwin the @ right? @LynchMob_Corey"} +{"tweet": "Come home @Amy_Renee_M"} +{"tweet": "I don't give a shit what you think you know, because in reality you don't have a FUCKING CLUE."} +{"tweet": "There's so much of a difference with regular sleep and Benadryl sleep."} +{"tweet": "@charlee_dilks that's sucks"} +{"tweet": "Off black Cadillac midnight drive"} +{"tweet": "@Doublejayyz_ you're wrong"} +{"tweet": "Mannnn this shit is so unfair I don't understand why this always happens."} +{"tweet": "What just happened to my Twitter"} +{"tweet": "I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE"} +{"tweet": "@Wrightbobby460 me? pretty sure u do."} +{"tweet": "@MaddieBecker13 I can't do anything without my mommy because apparently I don't act my age? I mean I thought I did?"} +{"tweet": "Driving home from Fargo I can already are the flood coming #cantwait......"} +{"tweet": "@cheey_klaus12 lmfao I know we need another one of those days soon \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "Retweets>> Favorites"} +{"tweet": "Dude"} +{"tweet": "someone snapchat meee. \\ud83d\\ude1dmarkiflurr23"} +{"tweet": "Football in warm weather<<<<cold as fuck playin football"} +{"tweet": "His situation was worse.\\nHe comes into school still and hate me too. So\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "to Pagorski's face. And though she spoke to her superior twice, neither time did either of them show any concern or tak"} +{"tweet": "@Daustin34 I love all your tweets"} +{"tweet": "@STROKED_HER I'm straight up pissed! The color only dyed my roots! \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "@AmyleaByers so random..."} +{"tweet": "Finally fixed my car stereo!"} +{"tweet": "I just want someone to spend nights like tonight with. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@Mkamin13 it was fantastic"} +{"tweet": "BEACH tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@Greedy4GOD NOW? WAIT, I'M MISSING IT?"} +{"tweet": "@itsssjess_ thanks girl!\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@A_Janis1 yessir"} +{"tweet": "Trying to teach Karyn how to use Facebook"} +{"tweet": "@audrey_lynn_29 I haven't either Dre you're not alone haha"} +{"tweet": "Do I want to wear yoga pants today or jeans"} +{"tweet": "Remember that ;)"} +{"tweet": "i hateee boring texters \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "apparently theres only one restaurant in buttzville &its hot dog johnny's"} +{"tweet": "Night twitter"} +{"tweet": "@Samanthanlawson you're welcome! Hope all is well :) I haven't seen you in forever it seems like!!"} +{"tweet": "@M91wheel too bad Parker got upset in the second round or it would be a #DunkShow"} +{"tweet": "Big Pappi is awesome. Congrats!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to get a new car! #goodbyesoulsuckingminivan"} +{"tweet": "I think I need to find a way to release some of this bottled up stress and anger. Maybe I'll take up kickboxing... #DefinatlyKickboxing"} +{"tweet": "If I miss anymore school I lose my credit plz tell me this being late thing won't count."} +{"tweet": "I think @clh_christina wants to pay them for me"} +{"tweet": "I want to rewind back to last Friday night... Our last conversation. Our last hug. Our last everything.."} +{"tweet": "Don't piss off girls who can run heavy equipment....."} +{"tweet": "Hey! Its really beginning to look a lot like Christmas!"} +{"tweet": "@bigdandbubba yuck no, it makes me skin feel not clean \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "Have you ever met someone and every time you talk to them or see them you think, \\...Damn you're perfect.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@Vratsavong @alexgboyle I cannot deny this in good conscious."} +{"tweet": "see saw eye balls on a sea saw"} +{"tweet": "@KristinaHines movie night my house"} +{"tweet": "Peanut butter m&m's are my weakness"} +{"tweet": "You're a stupid bitch & all you're friends talk shit about u . SLUTCUNT"} +{"tweet": "@savannahm17 Just do it!"} +{"tweet": "You look like heaven but feel like hell."} +{"tweet": "They need to have one employee in every movie theater. If you wanna talk and scream during a movie, stay home."} +{"tweet": "Books and coffee go together almost as well as coffee and cigarettes"} +{"tweet": "I fuckin HATE being woken up"} +{"tweet": "Ready to go home and sleeeeep. Dentist appt in the morning #terrified #hatethedentist"} +{"tweet": "@P_Neumore18 good luck to you too!!!!"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand this mooooovieeee"} +{"tweet": "@BillSimmons Detroit signed Josh Smith to play a position we already have filled, for 56 million, right after passing on Burke. We're close"} +{"tweet": "I'm sleeping. You teach..... End of story."} +{"tweet": "I make myself laugh so hard sometimes lol(:"} +{"tweet": "@porkhub Cheese Curds are they best here!"} +{"tweet": "@MBroderick20 @jennnalexander HAHA omg Ik exactly who you're talking about"} +{"tweet": "I see sparks fly whenever you smile :) :) ugh I miss the old Taylor"} +{"tweet": "My mom hid the sunflower seeds from me .. WHY!!"} +{"tweet": "On that studying grind #socollege"} +{"tweet": "Pedroia is up"} +{"tweet": "@chelseacrego haha maybe you should call him ;)"} +{"tweet": "@dillangroves14 mhmm, I'm sure haha. I'll remember this!"} +{"tweet": "@Schack17 @_thetoshow hahahahaha ok!"} +{"tweet": "Morgan Freeman doesn't have sex. He smokes and a baby appears in a field of kittens."} +{"tweet": "so blessed to have this new friend since all mine are leaving except brookie \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Even if I do say I want someone who will do all this for me, I'm still getting over my last relationship."} +{"tweet": "The humpty dance is the funniest song ever made"} +{"tweet": "@Boobie_Miles813 ya pretty much slowly dying right now. That all happened with 2 outs like that's not okay."} +{"tweet": "@ForeverBigBlue Off for a night cap.... Enjoy the rest of ur night too! :-)"} +{"tweet": "I should just stop talking"} +{"tweet": "You are such a man whore \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "try to earn my memory, make me remember u like u remember me"} +{"tweet": "If I ever dated someone they would definitely force me to delete my twitter hahaha"} +{"tweet": "you're throwing bills but she does it for free...."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I'd like to be Erin Andrews pants"} +{"tweet": "I dislike people who refuse to change."} +{"tweet": "@Housey34 hahahaha there was awesome! You got me back ya fuck"} +{"tweet": "@ShainaHauter in the kitchen draw, there's like 3 in their grab anyone... Hurry 10%!"} +{"tweet": "I can't stop thinking about how perfect this weekend was \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc96"} +{"tweet": "Wish it was Wednesday. #DarkMatter @DaveNavarro @graceandmanners @Todd_Newman @jessattelberger @tat2jenna"} +{"tweet": "Hi Kayne\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I smoke weed because the commercials against it suck."} +{"tweet": "@SoFloBeachBitch @PBandJenelley_1 I didn't know people gave a shit about him pawning her jewelry?"} +{"tweet": "Well...that sucks. Very much against the run of play"} +{"tweet": "@Ronald_Kray #MVP"} +{"tweet": "I dont even know what I did wrong? #confused"} +{"tweet": "The hypoglycemia is setting in."} +{"tweet": "80 squats straight has to be my max.. No clue how going to do 100 tomorrow. #owww"} +{"tweet": "Why cant life just mot suck"} +{"tweet": "@SteeZeyFLOW none have yet so maybe I'm doing good :)"} +{"tweet": "@KingAustin15 I just don't want you guys to stop coming because of this.."} +{"tweet": "What does the score in Snapchat mean?"} +{"tweet": "@AcidAlli my buddies dad & his friends blocked it off with rocks when they were younger, said it took them 5 summers!"} +{"tweet": "Merica"} +{"tweet": "@Alec_Schafer I'm currently walking around haha"} +{"tweet": "@heyahhjayuhh @FearlessSass_ but I'm sure if you visit your local strip club you could ask"} +{"tweet": "@samrus7 heck yeah! food is my life lol"} +{"tweet": "@minnja11 they will if will all communicate better! We need to use Communication as the fulcrum of change."} +{"tweet": "We can't have two red days in a row, it's not fair to the white days #cancel"} +{"tweet": "@Bill_Riley he just made the naughty list"} +{"tweet": "@nerissss_ the park but only 5 hr and I can't find no other jobs .."} +{"tweet": "Starving and craving Jackie O's. who's in? \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@jackdempsey_6 \\ud83d\\ude49"} +{"tweet": "S/O to @Brookelyn_3 for being hilarious hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "Seriously, don't fucking talk to me if you don't know how to take a joke."} +{"tweet": "It really makes me wonder if I ever gave a f*** about you."} +{"tweet": "I love getting new make up. \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@MettaWorldPeace hey Metta! You fucking rule for being real man! Much respect!"} +{"tweet": "He sent me a car emoji #loveee"} +{"tweet": "suddenly, the crazy girlfriend account has become so much more funny to me... \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Not even sweatin it"} +{"tweet": "I love watching Disney Movies #confession"} +{"tweet": "Christmas is in less than 2 weeks \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "The second I get home from work I'm passing out \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@CatDaddyKevin Haha...yeeeah noo"} +{"tweet": "We're not broken just bent"} +{"tweet": "Just burned a hole in my leggings \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "why don't I have plans someone hangout with me"} +{"tweet": "Holy delay"} +{"tweet": "@Taylor_skovie I think next meeting should be no later than March 8?"} +{"tweet": "Wow so I think I missed a good foozeball games today."} +{"tweet": "Hunter should of won\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Have it be known I will shit myself if Danica Patric wins this all star race. Lol!!!!"} +{"tweet": "What an i even saying"} +{"tweet": "The next three days of class are gunna be such a force"} +{"tweet": "@goon48 it did thanks :) ... I was hoping it was a quote hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Oh no, please do take your time, I'm not waiting or anything .... \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Gaming with the older bro \\n#ItsBeenAWhile"} +{"tweet": "@emilytrusk I'm totally gonna take your advice this semester. This is the same math class I failed!"} +{"tweet": "@nikkimaria199 sassy and classy"} +{"tweet": "4 1/2 hours left. \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "I am literally so bad at video games lol. just lost playing Skylanders against a 6 year old xD"} +{"tweet": "Alright so who wants to go out to eat?!? #SECATL"} +{"tweet": "Better mail this necklace to him before he flips out! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "What's this. Like day 11 or 12 with no sleep??"} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna go grab a bite to eat here in about an hour or so?"} +{"tweet": "@Wizzardd2075 ill learn it"} +{"tweet": "@mmmbites amen!! I've gotten to the point where I lost him in Krogers for 5 minutes and didn't mind"} +{"tweet": "@SLessard \\nMore Vines, please. They're the best!"} +{"tweet": "Completely soaked from riding my bike in the rain"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut!!!"} +{"tweet": "@hexagonest good"} +{"tweet": "I literally texted three people merry Christmas then stopped.. So if you're one of those three, feel very special! Merry Christmas to all!!"} +{"tweet": "@_conniexo currently stuck in bville"} +{"tweet": "@JordanHOLLYWOOD I'm ready.. When's it dropping?"} +{"tweet": "Tyler is paranoid."} +{"tweet": "Moment of excitement.. Got $110 jeans for 30 #miracle \\u263a\\ufe0f thanks to @AJRuehle6 help! My best shopping bud \\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone wanna go to the beach for a little bit?? #hmu"} +{"tweet": "@tristanpatrick grumpy old men"} +{"tweet": "haven't watched any of the game yet, but judging by the tweets, Malkin is in regular season form, and by that I mean taking dumb penalties"} +{"tweet": "Haha wow asshole much? \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@Tylerbeirlair so proud of you! \\ud83d\\udc4d Haha. I saw on fb they hired a new waitress..I was like he finally got out! At least you're leaving soon!"} +{"tweet": "@delaney4798 nope thanksgiving"} +{"tweet": "@linzybrooke22 hahaha! \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Can people just be mature"} +{"tweet": "While all you are at the hot stinky school I'm in my room with my AC"} +{"tweet": "@MorganPrice I really don't see what your talking about and I can"} +{"tweet": "@BewitchedMuffin don't have to"} +{"tweet": "@P_Paul_Pauly dude I almost lost it. That was so funny."} +{"tweet": "@TrueHorrorNet their own fans were hollering during the moment of silence for the victims. Knicks need to end this fucking team!"} +{"tweet": "This weather cannot make up it's mind. O.o"} +{"tweet": "Hardcore athiests are just as annoying as hardcore Christians."} +{"tweet": "fly me to florida"} +{"tweet": "Signing off"} +{"tweet": "@loveletterbombs nice! I was down for NASPA we coulda met up!"} +{"tweet": "@Hallmark04 love it! Get any cheeseburgers?"} +{"tweet": "Cannot believe I weigh so much"} +{"tweet": "Thicker than a bible, I need it for survival #jesuspiece happy new years we celebrating"} +{"tweet": "If people didn't know me they would probably think I'm the cockiest person in the world. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@adisonshiffler today!?!?!"} +{"tweet": "... Andy cheeses so hard when he's Snapchatting. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@OG_HARM nah chill I was an early adopter too lol. I was in there riding for Jupiter Jack."} +{"tweet": "Weidman"} +{"tweet": "So pissedddd."} +{"tweet": "Bledsoe got bounce lol"} +{"tweet": "What did Miley do??"} +{"tweet": "I hate people who think they're too cool to answer a question the teacher is asking."} +{"tweet": "Girlfriends showering. Miss her."} +{"tweet": "Its one thing to fork someones house, another to tp, but to egg it too? So whoever would like to own up to that would be nice."} +{"tweet": "@Scronald3 nope. it's only like 5 min away."} +{"tweet": "It would be really helpful if i could be two places at once."} +{"tweet": "@jesscaalynn I'm buying it."} +{"tweet": "Some day, I will have a car that doesn't suck."} +{"tweet": "Wake up everyday and say \\God is great\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Lol just stahp."} +{"tweet": "@ericaalowder oatmeal raisin"} +{"tweet": "You actually make no sense at all? I can't wait until I'm 18 years old. #seeya \\u270b\\ud83d\\udc4b\\u270b"} +{"tweet": "Slow it down boys don't make dumb mistakes"} +{"tweet": "Lifetime movies always make me cry..."} +{"tweet": "@HollieDranschak haha look at the tweet right after it!"} +{"tweet": "Being sore from practice yesterday and trying to wrap presents don't go together! \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "@BrittanyFassold I know me too! This is way harder than I thought it would be"} +{"tweet": "I don't judge my friends when they do stupid stuff. No ones perfect. & they're going to need someone to go to when everything goes wrong."} +{"tweet": "These fists will always protect you ."} +{"tweet": "Some girls just have no respect for themselves."} +{"tweet": "Today's totally not my day but I'm still in a good mood"} +{"tweet": "I swear to god, cheerleaders.<<<<< #ICantEven"} +{"tweet": "wahhhhh."} +{"tweet": "@giannnaaa shut it hahah go to bed"} +{"tweet": "@AubreyLaSann @annamarieswiss @emilykopischke @ABBsolutvodka hey I'm a dingle berry"} +{"tweet": "I want Oreos, I don't wanna get up and get them though.."} +{"tweet": "I feel like over the past few hours I've gotten to know @avanslooten on a whole new level. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@luke_brooks Hii how are u?!\\n\\u250f\\u2501\\u2501\\u2513\\u2764\\n\\u2503\\u2501\\u2533\\u253b\\u2533\\u2513\\u250f\\u2513\\u250f\\u2501\\u2533\\u2533\\u2533\\u2513\\n\\u2503\\u250f\\u252b\\u254b\\u2503\\u2517\\u252b\\u2517\\u252b\\u254b\\u2503\\u2503\\u2503\\u2503\\u2764\\n\\u2517\\u251b\\u2517\\u2501\\u253b\\u2501\\u253b\\u2501\\u253b\\u2501\\u253b\\u2501\\u2501\\u251bMe plz! Ur the reason I smile \\n\\nI love u so much!\\u2764x14"} +{"tweet": "exhausted. thats all I have to say for myself. oh and disgrace. the way I was shooting my new 9 today was a disgrace. That is all Thank you"} +{"tweet": "Sooooo many awesome country albums just came out \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "All the little bad bitches in here, if you came to get ratchet say yeah!"} +{"tweet": "Don't know where I'll be going, just for the sake of knowing, I gave you all my good stuff.. Now I'm just used up"} +{"tweet": "Pulling almost 40/5. Almost twice as fast as the 22/5 I was pulling last week."} +{"tweet": "Your phone dieing and then turning it back on & seeing you've been in a group message the whole time is the worst"} +{"tweet": "You are an idiot"} +{"tweet": "@elyse_smithy haha that actually happens so much in the gym locker rooms"} +{"tweet": "@Steve_Lee7 why do they?"} +{"tweet": "I love make up \\ud83d\\udc44\\ud83d\\udc84\\ud83d\\udc85\\ud83d\\udc40"} +{"tweet": "@markisagodduh I shall snapchat you Master mark \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@mollyjeanx3 that is embarrassing"} +{"tweet": "Or when he woke everyone up & blamed it on the chipmunks.."} +{"tweet": "\\u270b"} +{"tweet": "Too bad I can't text my cat.."} +{"tweet": "Marry"} +{"tweet": "#perspective"} +{"tweet": "peanut butter and jelly sandwich before work....delicious"} +{"tweet": "@bella2350 don't forget me in lunch today"} +{"tweet": "#tbh I have never liked Kendall she was always the bratty one Kiley is so much more nicer"} +{"tweet": "@ZoeLoechner okay \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@willstormes if I can do it you can do it"} +{"tweet": "Damn good game"} +{"tweet": "@CassDancer25 February 29th don't let him trick you"} +{"tweet": "Maybe if you're lucky, I might forgive. But never will you ever see me forget."} +{"tweet": "All I want is a pocket air mattress \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "But you'll always be my hero even though you've lost your mind"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna fast forward to next Wednesday so all my stress can be gone"} +{"tweet": "Wild child by Dakota Bradley \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "9988 truth is your really funny and we should talk more :)"} +{"tweet": "I need to try taco bell"} +{"tweet": "Currently jamming out to wrecking ball on 101, I better not see anyone I know"} +{"tweet": "just checked how the mets scored again and I realized i completely forgot from last night hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@Gzabatta24 word."} +{"tweet": "Up and at em nice and early. Trying to find a few elk and bison this morning. #LBL"} +{"tweet": "@ImTheBreezKneez #memories"} +{"tweet": "Shit, I just remembered im junping in the ocean tomorrow..."} +{"tweet": "@olivea_rose fuck off."} +{"tweet": "@yoyoyoambizzle Nah. I hope you get the job so I can mooch on your discount ;)"} +{"tweet": "Would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin?"} +{"tweet": "I was playing a game too long on my phone, I feel like everyone died"} +{"tweet": "@Angie_1221 hell yeah fuckkin rightt :)) <3"} +{"tweet": "@HannahSayings bahahah I know right!? Their just fucking awesome.."} +{"tweet": "Damn #Chicago , y'all still played well... #Chicagov"} +{"tweet": "At least I'm going shopping Friday! Shopping solves most problems.."} +{"tweet": "I talk to 300 girls at a time because I know how girls work. Won't ever catch me alone"} +{"tweet": "@ERIN__RICHARD Hahah right, my dad is that same way."} +{"tweet": "Our memories play on and on in my head"} +{"tweet": "You're the drug and im addicted"} +{"tweet": "@sethisMusic jealous"} +{"tweet": "God gives the hardest battles to the strongest soldiers"} +{"tweet": "Alright I guess I am.."} +{"tweet": "Walking into church I spill coffee all over my shoes. My white CLOTH shoes. #bravo #idiot \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Nothing pisses me off more than my music stopping when I open snap chat"} +{"tweet": "My days just keep getting worse. I'm ready for a change."} +{"tweet": "eyes burning night twitter"} +{"tweet": "That is crazzy!!! Nuff said..."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Evans dad bought a four loko and thought it was an energy drank and chugged it and got wasted then crashed his car hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "Lifted shifted higher than the ceiling and ooooweeee it's the ultimate feeling \\ud83d\\ude0e\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Learn more and more that you can't trust anyone! Soooo annoyed with people right now!"} +{"tweet": "@Ja_Kobeee why weren't you at school?"} +{"tweet": "I'm deathly tired"} +{"tweet": "your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it"} +{"tweet": "@CadberryBunny hey you live by me too"} +{"tweet": "@JK_Hall There's your problem then I guess.. #suckstosuck"} +{"tweet": "@reneesvonavec good! Haha"} +{"tweet": "@TayyMcCombb hmmmmmmmm well I pretty much work like everyday this week or have stuff goin on and next week I'm leaving for Madison on thurs\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@JamesSimon22 thanks buddy =)"} +{"tweet": "I don't wanna watch #thetudors anymore if it means Anne Boleyn get executed! This is such a frustrating show! #ugh \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "@AniahEarlywine my moms boyfriends lol"} +{"tweet": "Cant even get on insta bc of the homecoming pic overload.. #wtf #goaway"} +{"tweet": "@WroblewskiCasey @gwynsvec alright thank you!!"} +{"tweet": "@LoganOaks @KernanChance hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@Phoenix_HTR I want to. It looks awesome. But if its gonna have a monthly few attached to it probably not"} +{"tweet": "Omg GTA 5 is beyond awesome"} +{"tweet": "@MileyCyrus I'm watching! \\If you're not first your last\\\". How does it feel to be on your rightful throne bitch?\""} +{"tweet": "@ScottWeilandSTP is really hope to see you back in upstate New York!!"} +{"tweet": "@amy_opfer killings"} +{"tweet": "Tuesdays are always the worst for me."} +{"tweet": "I am so sick of my friends ditching me for their boyfriends."} +{"tweet": "The only thing you're good at is being a dick and picking on people. #nobueno"} +{"tweet": "GUESS WHO GETS TO SEE BRAD PAISLEY, CHRIS YOUNG, AND DANIELLE BRADBURY!!?"} +{"tweet": "@kelseymcgill12 only has one ball."} +{"tweet": "why's my phone such a piece of shit"} +{"tweet": "@JJ_Hoover day by day, and I will re-read your tweets to remind myself. You and Chris heisey have now helped so much. I can't Ty u enough"} +{"tweet": "@ChadVuitton you're perf."} +{"tweet": "@katiematijkiw can you express deliver me some monterreys?"} +{"tweet": "Meat packages"} +{"tweet": "@jtimothys @DanSmith523 I hope so! We plan on stopping by on Sat coming back from Boston."} +{"tweet": "I think my ribs are bruised thanks to @tymackeyy for pelting me with a hard ball"} +{"tweet": "I suck at deciding fuck"} +{"tweet": "@maddie_marie08 already left"} +{"tweet": "#TellMeWhy your face makes me wanna die #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "@lydiott why is it still August?!"} +{"tweet": "@RileyShea26 Do something with me soooon! \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@sgd_xo will do"} +{"tweet": "My mind dosnt think or wish anymore. It prays. That's all I can do."} +{"tweet": "@brookeLmorgan it's seriously the best show I have ever seen ! So twisted \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@saaaammmmmmyyyy he was really attractive not gonna lie"} +{"tweet": "I thought you were sending the movie and coat? @dreamchaser_492"} +{"tweet": "@danaroyce_ yes i found the year book"} +{"tweet": "i think Pittsburgh is like the 25th ishhh best team right now."} +{"tweet": "Leaving next week kinda of. Holy shit"} +{"tweet": "I don't miss my exboyfriend. But i miss his bed and his cooking."} +{"tweet": "Wish there was a staples button for more and better friends #staples #thatwaseasy"} +{"tweet": "Fucking typical."} +{"tweet": "I cry every time I watch Marley & Me.. makes me think if something like this happened to my Sally. \\ud83d\\ude1f"} +{"tweet": "Watching the Perks of being a Wallflower :) #bestmovie"} +{"tweet": "@bnchile4444 @kyool Pockie I think is a Ninja game lol;)"} +{"tweet": "@nanna23 SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE"} +{"tweet": "@halleyturner989 \\ud83d\\udc4cperfect"} +{"tweet": "@BellaSara_ @GoldMinerLarry @GoldMinersLady @GhostlyPlaces Me too"} +{"tweet": "Lets honk honk honk honk honk honk a Prius for everyone \\ud83d\\ude97"} +{"tweet": "I'm concerned for @Sarah_Dayy xoxo"} +{"tweet": "@Mattolfhitler oh my gahd I love you"} +{"tweet": "@I_Score_U_Watch I think we both no the answer to that question ."} +{"tweet": "Seriously?"} +{"tweet": "so are you go be with his ass \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 #bitch he can deal with your shit. see how long he puts up with it \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@MrsJohnson107 I don't remember my class being that bad at that last year"} +{"tweet": "A bicyclists just ran straight into the front of our taxi. Extremely scary and hilarious #daymade And he had blue hair @stevieshew"} +{"tweet": "@ItsJustMeClaire oh and I.just remembered I got you a present"} +{"tweet": "Those kids have changed my life in every way imaginable and they are the reason I even remotely enjoy learning Spanish. \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@kindramarie16 thank god someone else is willing to be pantless with me\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "BRANTLEY is a beast #rolltribe #brantley"} +{"tweet": "@beerfueldmayhem @zabel_beer21 Don't want to hear about you two and whipping. #SickBastards"} +{"tweet": "@princessburrxo text me ill let you know."} +{"tweet": "I'm in love with this weather <3"} +{"tweet": "4 am. Already got 10 hrs of sleep.. have workout done in time to watch the sunrise #myfav"} +{"tweet": "And liar"} +{"tweet": "@mattrobinson37 you should apply there"} +{"tweet": "@housewifeswag you're not going back to work anymore?"} +{"tweet": "Glad I am off today and not outside in the 18 degree weather! Feel for anyone out there today...stay warm"} +{"tweet": "More than anything, watching Cadet Kelly made me want to make up some new dance moves. @PaytHoff"} +{"tweet": "Tommy Irish\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I want a Cinderella story, but my version.."} +{"tweet": "Everyone's falling in love and I'm just like...no."} +{"tweet": "Seriously of I don't at least get a B for this damn soc test I'm gonna be beyond pissed ."} +{"tweet": "Hello 12 hour day! You should have only been 11 hours....but boy, i love sitting in my car waiting."} +{"tweet": "@JK_Brah Ill pay for your stomach pumping procedure"} +{"tweet": "@jlist now thats a fight about to happen Again :(. thats pure N.Korea crap."} +{"tweet": "I fully expect @CatLatos to give dusty the same credit today as yesterday for the decision to leave ondrusek in to throw up on himself"} +{"tweet": "@JeffreyJyourboy one beer queer"} +{"tweet": "Cereal is the best 3am meal"} +{"tweet": "@TraceBender or 15. lol"} +{"tweet": "@tylerpulsifer oh my god thank you"} +{"tweet": "#HesAKeeperIf you can watch a basketball game with him. \\ud83c\\udfc0\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@cdinger14 okay sounds good!! \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I'm the type of person to complain my room is too cold but not turn off my AC. I'd just snuggle in tons of blankets. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "\\Is it magic fucking whiskey?\\\" \\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "Omg @APatton_61 you crack me up\\ud83d\\ude02 #iloveyou"} +{"tweet": "@fvckT0NY @ItdBeKelsey haha okay he's way hotter than Loki but he isn't as cool as Loki!"} +{"tweet": "I miss @KYeeeezy_ \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Watching my mom pull out the random items under my bed has me laughing like no other #herfaceispriceless"} +{"tweet": "Being wicked stoned and laying in your bed is the best feeling ever"} +{"tweet": "Pretty Little Liars was such a disappointment tonight. I might stop watching. But most likely I won't."} +{"tweet": "Hash slinging slasher..."} +{"tweet": "Who wants to go to whippy dip? (:"} +{"tweet": "Urban hammerz tonight boys?"} +{"tweet": "Congrats! Falling Into You # 2 in kindle store. Absolutely breathtaking story."} +{"tweet": "i feel so disgusted with myself"} +{"tweet": "WASTED"} +{"tweet": "I usually try to avoid Instagram on Mondays and Wednesdays."} +{"tweet": "@katestilinski what what are we gonna make out now or"} +{"tweet": "@BriannaBaileyy I stretched in the shower just now... \\ud83d\\ude01\\u263a #feltsogood #twitterlessmichaela"} +{"tweet": "@steepppphhhanie yum:)"} +{"tweet": "I literally only text andy. I officially have no life."} +{"tweet": "@AustinShriver i travel every time! I'll do it anyway but to finish it ill slam it."} +{"tweet": "The amount that I hate some people isnt healthy first thing in the morning"} +{"tweet": "@LKinsland844 kindof like a Herniation of a vagina. Hahaha and that's what they use to fix it"} +{"tweet": "Washing my hands clean \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4b Have a nice life"} +{"tweet": "Now the office! \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@robinrimbaud music 2 heal neuro- muscular stuff."} +{"tweet": "@okzach_ ill think it over"} +{"tweet": "@cYeLSeL I'm bama till I die but mizzou doesn't stand a chance with that triple option."} +{"tweet": "@The_Britt_Ish pahahaha \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 that's hilarious!!!"} +{"tweet": "@ComeWicked @ryhamner that is a very fair statement."} +{"tweet": "Just my luck..."} +{"tweet": "OMG THE WAITING GAME SUCKS"} +{"tweet": "After one semester i don't think ill ever enjoy ramen again"} +{"tweet": "ok my dog ran away from me again. I keep singing I miss you by Miley Cyrus to her trying to make her come back but it's not working :'("} +{"tweet": "@Ap_3510 hahahaha ha \\ud83d\\ude49"} +{"tweet": "I'm probably the most fabulous one you know. \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\udc51\\ud83d\\udc8e"} +{"tweet": "@smRedBull I have some old polka 78s that I once played at 33rpm and it sounded like a heard of elephants hahah"} +{"tweet": "@cara2point0 YAY I have my book and my DVD :)"} +{"tweet": "No point in being mad at yourself. Either you learn your lesson or you don't."} +{"tweet": "@carolinepennell I love you!"} +{"tweet": "Things have to change in order for everything to stay the same"} +{"tweet": "I like when people are texting in school and type 3 words and I'm over here typing a book"} +{"tweet": "It irritates me seeing michigan plates on foreign cars #traitors"} +{"tweet": "I don't hate gingers cause they're different.\\nI hate them cause Ron Howard never responded to my fan mail and he's their leader."} +{"tweet": "Florida State mine as let Jameis Winston sit down for the rest of the game lol"} +{"tweet": "@Maadddie1 Tweets tonight>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@bruce55rules fag"} +{"tweet": "Holy hell, work is busy."} +{"tweet": "@AndyBitterVT Perhaps it's Weaver trying to make it for the fact that there is no Thursday night game this season... Haha"} +{"tweet": "I know you still think about the times we had ;)"} +{"tweet": "Remind me not to talk about colleges in earshot of Mr. Wagner... #Ranting #BadIdea"} +{"tweet": "@kimh86988126 I'm not wrong because I didn't do anything wrong #thinkagain"} +{"tweet": "Dentist appointments are the worst ! #hateit"} +{"tweet": "Let's impeach Keyser."} +{"tweet": "I'm shocked & devastated."} +{"tweet": "@KDPomp I was an infant when it happened-- I can't imagine how rough that was for the city. Eerily similar to Michel Briere."} +{"tweet": "The truth always comes to surface."} +{"tweet": "This is so upsetting @vedalicious23 @f0r3v3r_y0ung12 @kolbyzackk @bobcat_3 @grantandersen4"} +{"tweet": "@jimmyfallon what's your psn Jimmy?!"} +{"tweet": "Lifes full of ups and downs. The longer u live the more bad things happen, its inevitable. But more good things happen too. See the good!!\\u2600\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I'm never sarcastic."} +{"tweet": "@kfasulhoe well if you knew it than why didn't you point out that I wrote nhl first"} +{"tweet": "We all just want to be loved"} +{"tweet": "@lesiiiiile @SarahFowler11 awkward tonight! #yessss #needit"} +{"tweet": "Re-stringing a weed eater might just be one of THE most frustrating tasks."} +{"tweet": "A family of bats decided to commit suicide on my windshield...lovely"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to be in a hot tub drinking"} +{"tweet": "You have to learn to just not give a fuck \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@abbylarson13 uhmmm...."} +{"tweet": "Wind 6.9 mph S. Barometer 29.83 in, Falling slowly. Temperature 98.4 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 33%"} +{"tweet": "@Angelinadenise7 @LOHANTHONY my aunts name is Victoria, does that make me the queen on everything too?"} +{"tweet": "This only gets harder."} +{"tweet": "Being super flexible is the best thing that ever happened to me. Not very many girls can pull their feet above their heads while standing"} +{"tweet": "Alright I'm breaking for another piece of pie."} +{"tweet": "Who's up?"} +{"tweet": "@daphnejosephine Studio 601. I'll have her throw in some extra samples for you hahah"} +{"tweet": "After next Tuesday I am done with AR until January 13th ... #ICanDoThis"} +{"tweet": "Getting up and ready for one class and getting to come back home"} +{"tweet": "She just switched to Miley so that's why we're best friends \\ud83d\\udc6f"} +{"tweet": "@ONEinaBaGILLIAN outside, duh."} +{"tweet": "You know it's gonna be a good day when someone projectile vomits on you.\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@DeleenaCecile oh now the elephant is an alcoholic too?? What is this world coming to?"} +{"tweet": "@ItisRyButler how are you?"} +{"tweet": "@brickwall7891 ehhh it's so annoying. Just lounging around on the couch all day is driving me absolutely crazy"} +{"tweet": "@raynaysavs knew it was Jax haha"} +{"tweet": "I wanna take a little ride with you."} +{"tweet": "Flicked a booger on Dylan"} +{"tweet": "And you might feel like nothing was the same"} +{"tweet": "@KlaryBlossom it was so funny. I laughed for a solid 10 minutes"} +{"tweet": "My sleeping patterns are so off because of winter break"} +{"tweet": "@shaundizzle_2 @itaylor_xo Wait? You're name is Shaun Grewal? You're just now turning 21? You've been coming here for 5 months?"} +{"tweet": "Lukas tweets a soulja boy song. Everyone puts they're number on twitter like its a game? Lmao"} +{"tweet": "I am beyond annoyed right now."} +{"tweet": "I'll be in that warm weather"} +{"tweet": "@joesbombbud and @breepizzyo >>>>"} +{"tweet": "@JodiUk first you have to be cool like me! #lmao"} +{"tweet": "Waylon Jennings and Miller High life are all I need"} +{"tweet": "@BROOKECHORNYAK I know your secrets..."} +{"tweet": "Asking money from my dad in the other hand... \\Dad, I need money\\\" the next day my account is topped up.\""} +{"tweet": "Mickey ds breakfast hits the spot but im up way too early"} +{"tweet": "I freakin love John Michael montgomery \\ud83d\\ude0d\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I lose my cigs way too often... @KarisaJoScharf"} +{"tweet": "Good Job! Knew you would make it! INCREDIBLE #skywire"} +{"tweet": "Um okay."} +{"tweet": "who's gonna be my new years kiss? \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Your existence<<<"} +{"tweet": "Apparently, it's getting late ad I need to get to bed, funny Scott. \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Wait no, 2hr Dance Moms tonight. I going to bed at 11 I guess. \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Fuck it's gonna be a long day"} +{"tweet": "Woah."} +{"tweet": "Now everythings back to the way it should be. \\ud83d\\udc99 #TheShitIDoLike"} +{"tweet": "@NicklinP didn't know you had swag"} +{"tweet": "Come and get it"} +{"tweet": "nooo? nooo... okay"} +{"tweet": "@ZachFoxx14 ALL NIGHT LONG"} +{"tweet": "Remember only god can judge ya"} +{"tweet": "@Bsb4evaFields I know! I was also shocked"} +{"tweet": "@AlliZIB wait the last song was on at six I missed it too \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "I feel like \\ud83d\\udca9"} +{"tweet": "If i woke up in a new bugatti of course i would write a song about it. How else would i be able to afford gas and insurance. #duh"} +{"tweet": "Going on 30 hours of no sleep\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "But even more dealers than usual this year looks like everybody's out spending their Christmas money. Lets call that a good thing."} +{"tweet": "EVERYBODY COME TO MY GAME TONIGHT ; 6:15 @ THE TURF FIELD \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Wow Ted, you are terrible"} +{"tweet": "My moms so fucking annoying. Stop asking me questions every 10 seconds"} +{"tweet": "@Annkelly_Myers @JacobyWatts yeah chipotle sucks. Annkelly knows what's up \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@_sydneyyniicole Lolol I love you."} +{"tweet": "Haha what a night"} +{"tweet": "It's Friday, why are my teachers keeping me for entire class periods"} +{"tweet": "@DeltaAssist awesome thanks!! I think I read that gel packs are good. I'll probably go that route. Thanks!"} +{"tweet": "Hahaha the only thing I see behind me is a line of black smoke!!!! #finally #ridemyassnow"} +{"tweet": "@sierraaelainee oh girl me. We would have to get another post going!!"} +{"tweet": "@caseyb_dunbar @Haines_Undies she's too busy with me\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Which way you looking"} +{"tweet": "@raymondj I know but still ... Now I feel guilty but yeah I stand by all comments lol"} +{"tweet": "Team Snapchat getting rowdy with the video"} +{"tweet": "You can take the frat star out of the frat, but you can never take the frat out of the frat star."} +{"tweet": "Haven't had Tony's in months..."} +{"tweet": "@sammyesquivel what your mom wearssssss.....my b"} +{"tweet": "Probably the best feeling in the world having a college coach come to your high school to recruit you"} +{"tweet": "That yoga tho..good class, wish my arms would stretch the right way"} +{"tweet": "Suits comes back on next week!"} +{"tweet": "Whys it necessary to wake up this early on christmas? Like the presents are still gonna be there in 3 hours"} +{"tweet": "@Rayyy_143 \\ud83d\\ude0d I know!!!"} +{"tweet": "@wildthangggg__ where do you work?"} +{"tweet": "Just experienced sushi for the first time and I think I'm in love.."} +{"tweet": "Bdubs fried pickles sound amazing right now."} +{"tweet": "The crickets are singin, that country moon is shinin, & I can see that fire that's burnin in your eyessss \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "So nice to always have people looking out for me \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@_Wild_Bill half hour I'm thinkin idk"} +{"tweet": "I wish u could use rifles in ohio for deer that law is so gay"} +{"tweet": "I just want to cry because of this civics course"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to skip school with me tomorrow and just lay in the sun all day :)"} +{"tweet": "Noche de blanca nieves."} +{"tweet": "Dayton boys beating Georgia Tech #Flyers"} +{"tweet": "Only @d00ditzlexix3 understands my want to go back in time when motley was big so I could fan girl it up #wildside"} +{"tweet": "Laughing so hard at @GuineaDoinStuff"} +{"tweet": "@Emily_xoxo8812 @PoohBear6797 Love you too dear <3"} +{"tweet": "@TayaRiley13 yea I don't know any normal person who would be a clown... There usually old people\\ud83d\\udc74"} +{"tweet": "@mburg_adam ice cream on toast...."} +{"tweet": "I would do anything for a second chance."} +{"tweet": "I'm an emotional wreck."} +{"tweet": "I love seeing picture of people with their eyebrows photoshopped off of their faces. It makes me laugh."} +{"tweet": "Wtf is with bryzzy"} +{"tweet": "@ecfd200 QUIET"} +{"tweet": "I wish I was in a car on my way to Florida right now."} +{"tweet": "Swaqqville Lifters are favorites to take home the fantasy championship. They've won all season no reason why they won't continue to win."} +{"tweet": "i dont care who you are, when you see a lifeless 5month old child in a casket, it changes you. Point blank.."} +{"tweet": "Shark week on Sunday ."} +{"tweet": "Of course David would favorite those tweets \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Hi I'm Joanna and I have too many pictures saved on my phone."} +{"tweet": "@Celtic4Life11 @paulpierce34 @aljefferson25 I know, I would love big al back. That would be what put us over the top"} +{"tweet": "@brittmiller Sounds pretty solid to me!"} +{"tweet": "Santa better get me a new straightener.."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to get my hair done. My roots come in to fast and my blinds fades"} +{"tweet": "Oh, the weight of this world."} +{"tweet": "Excited i seen my long lost ganja buddy last night @NativeeFox :D"} +{"tweet": "I seriously need to stop buying heels... #Diva"} +{"tweet": "@TRaw740 is my duuuuuude"} +{"tweet": "I could listen to Vinyls over and over."} +{"tweet": "@Erin_Brown5 @LikeMike229 the airplane pen I broke \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I better get well by tomorrow or football with not be fun"} +{"tweet": "Omg Im reading"} +{"tweet": "@ThatDickScott can you do something obscene to get on tv ?"} +{"tweet": "I said r u gunna be my girl"} +{"tweet": "Is there a reason why you won't speak to me, orrrr...?"} +{"tweet": "@alyssa_milligan @nojustthedoctor great job guys! knew you could do it\\u2764 #soproud"} +{"tweet": "#WeCantDateIf you don't have your life together and your priorities straight"} +{"tweet": "Thinking about @LadyTrishaW\\u00a0comments on KEYLOGGER character actions.\\n\\nWell just a feeling of a comment, but it showed me stuff."} +{"tweet": "You literally screenshotted all of those \\ud83d\\ude12 @AliiiMachado"} +{"tweet": "Lol funny ass night"} +{"tweet": "Wagon wheel. In my head. Forever."} +{"tweet": "@xo_brebre hollllaaa \\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83c\\udf89"} +{"tweet": "Your beautiful, baby, from the outside in"} +{"tweet": "@aldridge_haley scary movie?"} +{"tweet": "You can just add me to the list of another lost friend of yours."} +{"tweet": "I do love the thunderstorms though."} +{"tweet": "I feel like a hippo."} +{"tweet": "@laurensalo have a good trip! try not to miss midi and music history with @shmabigailmarie @kalaels and me \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@racheldeseree what are you doing friday"} +{"tweet": "it's like he doesn't hear a word I say"} +{"tweet": "@AsianGoodies get well:)"} +{"tweet": "@AmandaBynes because you're a schizo"} +{"tweet": "Bubble bath time. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Wish I was there with you @meganday7 #sorry #loveyou"} +{"tweet": "I miss movie Mondays... @AustinAlt1 @luckeyduck_"} +{"tweet": "@Chhhloex ew"} +{"tweet": "Sheetz is actually 1000 times better than wawa"} +{"tweet": "Remember when you could buy a bag of popcorn for like 25 cents in elementary school? That was rad. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "So tired"} +{"tweet": "Jesus Aaron broke Tyler's phone"} +{"tweet": "No school for me tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude1c\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Unless you sing as well as Beyonc\\u00e9, don't sing Beyonc\\u00e9. Thanks, bye."} +{"tweet": "@jodilynn_dawes they're probably smiling because they're walking past you and get to see that beautiful smile of yours \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "55-miss you man hope schools goin good, should chill sometime"} +{"tweet": "The Story So Far last night! \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I seriously just charged my phone two hours ago and I only have 44% left.. #wtf #iphoneproblems"} +{"tweet": "I guess I'll attempt to sleep now."} +{"tweet": "@paigenewhouse3 I always knew it."} +{"tweet": "Aquafresh is the most disgusting toothpaste. This is a fact."} +{"tweet": "My day is ruined...I dont have head phones :("} +{"tweet": "@julie_q soon"} +{"tweet": "@CoachLReynolds7 I'm a single girl just livin my life! \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty. Or half full. As long as there is whiskey in it."} +{"tweet": "@morganlarson15 @blakejames15 hate to break it to ya Morgan"} +{"tweet": "#nolife"} +{"tweet": "@JoshCooke21 @zouftwo megan is awesome"} +{"tweet": "@diane_renee02 haha it really is awful... \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "take me on a ride of ecstacy"} +{"tweet": "Hey 99% repeat offenders they don't give a shit about their kids take no responsibility it boyfriend fault family drugs #jodiarias whoever"} +{"tweet": "My cleaning ladies put the knob settings for all 4 shower settings in my shower and now my hairs soaked \\ud83d\\ude14 fuckers"} +{"tweet": "Thank you weather for giving me a reason to where my new bikini \\ud83d\\udc9b\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "I seriously almost died."} +{"tweet": "anyone who wants to come over read my book to me and explain what it all means is more than welcome"} +{"tweet": "So pastor's wife got us tix to an all u can eat pancake breakfast this morning. lets just say we took full advantage of it...#stupidfull"} +{"tweet": "I'm stalling, back to working out."} +{"tweet": "Wooooo! DC!"} +{"tweet": "Proper Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance."} +{"tweet": "I got my eyes on you your everything that I need."} +{"tweet": "I genuinely wouldn't mind if we had this weather year round. #lovinit"} +{"tweet": "Sitting at Buffalo Wild Wings alone, waiting. Too cool\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I'm bored and tired and hungry all at the same time. someone help me."} +{"tweet": "Emilee is truly eating her cereal with a fork\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@_theatrekidssay I was recently in Godspell! Seriously one of the best experiences so much fun"} +{"tweet": "@5SOS HIS NAME IS GUS DAMMIT"} +{"tweet": "That depressing moment when a large is still too small for you"} +{"tweet": "There this guy at my school who looks exactly like Ed Sheehan."} +{"tweet": "I feel just flat out stupid now"} +{"tweet": "@saucedojeezy where you golfing?"} +{"tweet": "Last school day! \\ud83d\\udc4b\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "I find joy in making others happy."} +{"tweet": "@215Chivette It looks like our two teams face off tomorrow! Cubs & Phils... Care to make a wager? Haha"} +{"tweet": "@Eswen444 haha thanks and you can bum as many as you want when I get back"} +{"tweet": "@JacobEhlen wonder who you did this without any of us knowing someone was in our front yard.."} +{"tweet": "This combover is as real as it gets"} +{"tweet": "@Lil_Stephy14 LUCKY LITTLE CHILD"} +{"tweet": "If we end up having to hitch-hike for a ride, I got us covered, since I accidentally left all my bras at home. YOLO."} +{"tweet": "@jtinfo : it takes a special kind of idiot to put so much belief in a story that you have no idea if it is true or if is, the circumstances"} +{"tweet": "Cutest beach date with @TjSanabria"} +{"tweet": "being genuinely happy with life is a great feeling."} +{"tweet": "I have a bipolar cat"} +{"tweet": "Having the motivation to go to class is non-existent at this point. It doesn't help I was up late because of hunter and Daniel..."} +{"tweet": "@luketoukatly have you read it?"} +{"tweet": "I should just live in Starbucks for the rest of the semester #caffeine #nosleep"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could go to bed at 9 every night"} +{"tweet": "1\\u00b0 from being 90, thats some fuck shit"} +{"tweet": "@AliciaAmour science in motion? \\n Best. Summer. Ever."} +{"tweet": "4 time puking tonight \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@ScyShirley thx"} +{"tweet": "Please excuse my table manners I was making room for the table dancers."} +{"tweet": "This just sucks."} +{"tweet": "I am craving Christmas now"} +{"tweet": "Win or lose, I'll always see the brighter side of things!"} +{"tweet": "If you take so many selfies that you honestly have a picture of yourself in the mirror at work, you need to reanalyze your life."} +{"tweet": "@haileyann__ white"} +{"tweet": "@JimmyWayne happens to the best of us! Drive safely :) #LifeGoesOn"} +{"tweet": "I just wish you'd say something."} +{"tweet": "@M_McWilliams58 nothing was on my forehead?"} +{"tweet": "Of cats \\ud83d\\ude3c"} +{"tweet": "I just watched @alexiam2898 's snapchat story and my parents gave me the weirdest look hahahah"} +{"tweet": "Guys he is white"} +{"tweet": "@mikayla_brinker hopefully he takes his time to write it so you can actually read his handwriting hahahah :)"} +{"tweet": "@ScottD3nnis Love you!"} +{"tweet": "Duck dynasty Christmas episode has me laughing so hard I'm crying \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 @DuckDynastyAE @DuckDynastyQs"} +{"tweet": "@bradyswanson98 your phone is being stupid again."} +{"tweet": "I hate life. Gahhh."} +{"tweet": "@THEsteveconklin I can't even begin to explain all the weird Breaking Bad dreams I've had. Haha"} +{"tweet": "Christmas is so magical!"} +{"tweet": "@Hails_Haines #WomanCrushWednesday #cutie"} +{"tweet": "kutztown is gonna be a life changing experience for me and i cant wait \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Come on people put something on tweter????"} +{"tweet": "I have so much hate for you like you don't even know."} +{"tweet": "I really wanted to ride to work today"} +{"tweet": "dinner with the sorors! #yum #sfe"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes it's more than okay to be proven wrong"} +{"tweet": "Thats exactly why I don't tell you stuff"} +{"tweet": "thank fucking god I have classes with my bestfriend @xxhallexx"} +{"tweet": "Seriously what do they do"} +{"tweet": "@efj6464 Can we have Sunday Funday this week? \\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83c\\udf57\\ud83c\\udfc8\\ud83d\\udd2e\\ud83d\\udca9\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@Eparks0 \\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "Tonight's gonna be off the hook @frenchman1010 @SeanFink09 @MattyIceee_"} +{"tweet": "I hope it snows and we have a 2 hour delay tomorrow cause my mood for school is.. FUCK SCHOOL"} +{"tweet": "@WestKateLynn my iMessage is not working"} +{"tweet": "Game timmeeee"} +{"tweet": "H8 when people play their music out loud"} +{"tweet": "@Mikmikmikkk haha I'll miss making coffee with you!!!"} +{"tweet": "I honestly hate when it's nice out and I have to go to work"} +{"tweet": "stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.."} +{"tweet": "2013 included losing an aunt and watching my absolute best friend battle the worst possible illness out there. Definitely not a great year"} +{"tweet": "@JustinRimpley I'm not"} +{"tweet": "@ericaannejones I got the best ones subway had lol"} +{"tweet": "@Barbara_Long_ he's being really clingy lol"} +{"tweet": "@spoon877 @KMcKelvey8 can't make it. Gotta work."} +{"tweet": "Finally watched Forks Over Knives #eyeopening"} +{"tweet": "It's just one of those days"} +{"tweet": "So tired just ready for bed!!!"} +{"tweet": "People are like Ty you're 16 right ? and I'm like yeah I'm 18 actually. I hate my height"} +{"tweet": "@segregory94 Hahahahahaha oh my gosh \\ud83d\\ude08\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "@freesermons He gave me a new life <3"} +{"tweet": "@Dnf_20 really?"} +{"tweet": "@TruthInBlue Girl, I ain't judging:) There would be less violence in the world if there were more love bites. #inthebiblesomewhere"} +{"tweet": "Did you know even if you're blocked you can see someone's tweets :-)"} +{"tweet": "@Victoriaaa_Kay hahaha. Everyone loves them!"} +{"tweet": "@AmandaRatliff12 better not forget about me!"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wish I could go back in time. Miss how things used to be.. Tonight I've been looking back on how everything used to be"} +{"tweet": "I tweeted 300 times in a day #whoops I need 10k"} +{"tweet": "Dosent feel like 1:00"} +{"tweet": "My grade isn't always filled with immature dicks, but when it isn't, it is."} +{"tweet": "@Jaybee13Pine yeah that's why I'm laughing..."} +{"tweet": "This week was five days too long."} +{"tweet": "Dude I love using emojis! \\ud83d\\ude3b\\ud83d\\udc96\\ud83c\\udf80"} +{"tweet": "Time to sleeeeep."} +{"tweet": "It's the unwritten book of the road"} +{"tweet": "late 90s teen angst films hold a very special place in my soul"} +{"tweet": "When I read that..... Damn..."} +{"tweet": "Oh did you want me to respond? NOT TODAY"} +{"tweet": "How could you..?!"} +{"tweet": "gonna attempt to go to bed now"} +{"tweet": "You gotta keep your head up"} +{"tweet": "Have to make a trip to campus today...maybe I will just hop in with an orientation group and be really freaking Annoying #thatkindofday \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@weatherfran - Hope you had a wonderful Xmas and that ur New Year is the best ever! #favewxpeeps"} +{"tweet": "im gonna be so pissed if i don't get to workout today"} +{"tweet": "I'm confident in my team to come in 1st and win the Championship! #RDC"} +{"tweet": "@jay_christley Can you work the power play?"} +{"tweet": "it's Mike Stud homie"} +{"tweet": "This shows you don't care"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand how people separate every single muscle group in the gym. I don't even know what half of my muscles are called."} +{"tweet": "\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@zachhorvath1 youre welcome!"} +{"tweet": "You know you're doing #hotyoga when you go outside into the 80 degree sun and it feels like air conditioning"} +{"tweet": "#ThoughtsInTheHallway Why are your pants so high? Is it flooding? Something @merihanah_ would say to coty."} +{"tweet": "I have a tendency to spend my \\ud83d\\udcb5\\ud83d\\udcb0 just because.."} +{"tweet": "@Moniqueindahood THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW IN THE ENTIRE WORLD"} +{"tweet": "11-0 run... And here come the Hoosiers"} +{"tweet": "People who call me \\Awhissssha\\\" OMG no. I'll stab you\""} +{"tweet": "@dennyski21 but it doesn't apply to you"} +{"tweet": "I'm a Joe Johnson fan"} +{"tweet": "@Cwol13 you're really funny Connor!\\n Oh wait"} +{"tweet": "@ErikGumaer ew"} +{"tweet": "My room smells weird \\ud83c\\udf6c\\ud83c\\udf6d\\ud83c\\udf4b\\ud83c\\udf4e\\ud83c\\udf6f"} +{"tweet": "Snow Bunny Nations. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18\\u2744\\ud83d\\udc07"} +{"tweet": "Things aren't good when I can't even enjoy my coffee in the morning."} +{"tweet": "I'm already looking at flights to come back next month with Nik and I didn't even leave yet.... \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@BrooklynRee if u can make it week or two over the headaches then ill make it"} +{"tweet": "I sure hope I'm in the right direction on this one"} +{"tweet": "@JLark021 oh that's right how could I forget #sorryjesus"} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna hang later?"} +{"tweet": "Another good workout, ready for this hot shower."} +{"tweet": "Salty that I missed second at edgewater and bounced it off the rev limiter for a good 2 seconds before cramming it into gear"} +{"tweet": "@Jp_Murphy1 I'm going into withdraw and my body is shutting down"} +{"tweet": "I realllllllly hope everything works out the way I want it too."} +{"tweet": "This guys ready for bed. #fuckwrestling"} +{"tweet": "Sorry I'm weird"} +{"tweet": "I wake up easier in the morning after I drink go figure?"} +{"tweet": "Who has it better than us?\\nNoooooobody."} +{"tweet": "I'm so thankful for everything I have. \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "HELLO WINTER BREAK"} +{"tweet": "@aubriecornell hey. Do you know what time our LCT final is tmrw??"} +{"tweet": "I'm a straight asshole sometimes.. #ohwell"} +{"tweet": "All this kuntry talk I just went out and pissed right off my front step and yelled white power to my white trash neighbors on the corner"} +{"tweet": "I run with animals!"} +{"tweet": "We have ourselves a game \\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "Shopping round two later."} +{"tweet": "#Determined"} +{"tweet": "I hope you feel good about yourself"} +{"tweet": "@ethandempsey THE JEALOUSY IS SO REAL"} +{"tweet": "Pissed to the max right now"} +{"tweet": "Anakin & jaiden keep fucking hitting the end button oh my fucking god"} +{"tweet": "\\He's not even good at basketball, he can just make shots...\\\" Does this make since?\""} +{"tweet": "There is a special place in hell for people who quote sub tweets and tag the person they're about.."} +{"tweet": "That was adorable!!! :D @ABCGreysAnatomy"} +{"tweet": "I really want to see Captain Phillips when it comes out"} +{"tweet": "@drew_harding17 what time does Michigan play?"} +{"tweet": "I want to punch you through the phone"} +{"tweet": "Back to reality in the morning. Goodnight Moon"} +{"tweet": "Last night= the best night ever! #DrinkDrankDrunk #mybestfriendsthough"} +{"tweet": "Freaking broken phone seriously pissed at the world"} +{"tweet": "@tigirlily Do you have anthem lyrics on your wrist, just in case? :)"} +{"tweet": "@RyeX0Lee hahah she could care less. I mean come on, it's Brittany!"} +{"tweet": "@SimWise good thing I control the music at work. Got a mp3 player with anything I want. Language permitting of course."} +{"tweet": "Trying to convince myself sleeping is a over exaggerated activity."} +{"tweet": "@AlexandriaHall0 love you!"} +{"tweet": "Great a dancing fool @WWEFandango vs the fool @WWESantino #raw"} +{"tweet": "Notice how we sit and remember 9/11, none of us are afraid of history repeating itself. Thank the men and women who serve this great nation!"} +{"tweet": "@skemperx3 @Hi_ImMirandaa I meant like feed.. yafuqq"} +{"tweet": "Knees are like leg elbows"} +{"tweet": "Woke up to Zach calling me to tell me my work caught on fire and now I can't go back to sleep because I wanna know if I have to work or not"} +{"tweet": "So happy to be reunited with my bestfriend @michelleknorman and Mary \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83c\\udf89\\ud83d\\udc78\\ud83d\\udc69\\ud83d\\udc69"} +{"tweet": "Is this a joke I have to write a ten page paper for a computer class..."} +{"tweet": "@i_like_eggss @thaatgirlsophia HAHA funniest thing"} +{"tweet": "I can't deal with this bitch anymore... Psycho Sue is for sale, who wants her?"} +{"tweet": "They say kill em with kindness @SteezBean and @NeedsFebreze"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes you need to be alone, in order to find out who you really are and what you really want."} +{"tweet": "@Rachel_Huntress hey lover! What are your plans tonight or this weekend? I miss you!"} +{"tweet": "@JBarron02 I'm waiting till the under 3:00 time out in the 4th. Everyone else is just waiting their time. Watching cheers re-runs now"} +{"tweet": "Finally got my four wheeler fixed! #Pumped"} +{"tweet": "The bathroom is so far away from my room now"} +{"tweet": "rip to that old man who died on the super marbo supet shoew"} +{"tweet": "i'm a narcoleptic today."} +{"tweet": "And Facebook then ill be good"} +{"tweet": "@KennyLillie I'm not piss off"} +{"tweet": "Negative thinking leads to negative outcomes"} +{"tweet": "Will"} +{"tweet": "So happy I don't have class tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@Ashton5SOS this makes me anxious..I want to know what it is!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Elladarling Yeah me too. Glad because it was getting to me. Did you try and go brave the weather?"} +{"tweet": "#TellAGirlSheIsBeautifulDay @_unforgETTAble1"} +{"tweet": "@garber_andrea come snug with me I can't sleep"} +{"tweet": "@kristennbeyer i do!?"} +{"tweet": "Really you're such a whore"} +{"tweet": "He wants a notebook...."} +{"tweet": "@awallace0710 lolololololol"} +{"tweet": "@Alias_BigAl gotcha covered."} +{"tweet": "We're the perfect twooo"} +{"tweet": "S/o to @_kiddhuddy for being so sweet (:"} +{"tweet": "Hjkaassrnfgh I'm gonna implode"} +{"tweet": "@tracey1118 lets go pens!"} +{"tweet": "Hmmmm"} +{"tweet": "Paul Walker lives. #JeffBezosBigSurpriseGuesses"} +{"tweet": "Heading back to the work grind #pizzahut"} +{"tweet": "Everything was going great. What happened"} +{"tweet": "Chances are, if you walk around with an electronic cigarette behind your ear, I hate you."} +{"tweet": "I have so much work to do."} +{"tweet": "wn course for just a little longer?"} +{"tweet": "This other cocktail has 3 shots of vodka, well, it had....."} +{"tweet": "@InsanelyTaylor true."} +{"tweet": "@aamandafo COME OVER AND WATCH IT"} +{"tweet": "I'm only happy when I'm wasted \\n\\nI point my finger but I just can't place it"} +{"tweet": "That guy from my last tweet just got arrested! His morning officially blows"} +{"tweet": "Taking showers at night>>>>> taking showers in the morning"} +{"tweet": "Like my propic or die"} +{"tweet": "I cannot wait to go to sleep :) #exhausted DMB wore me out..."} +{"tweet": "@Henders1Ashlynn \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "But those are the ones praised most by his fans and thus, probably where he's drawn those sentiments from."} +{"tweet": "@DrJacobEspy @pakistandan a bowl with mids in it? I dont understand"} +{"tweet": "@Taykloss okay at least you can go home and sleep all day. Mine didn't end up happening till 4:30 so I didn't eat at all before it either"} +{"tweet": "Its a problem i go to bed this early every night"} +{"tweet": "I feel that showing your feelings in person makes you look weak."} +{"tweet": "@aflood15 membean or vocab micro???"} +{"tweet": "@Justin19941Drew hi..."} +{"tweet": "@ReadyandCrable you're not old!!! That means I'm old and I'm definitely not old(:"} +{"tweet": "@Snowman_ should have ordered it. save gas money"} +{"tweet": "I'm funny and off the wall and kind of immature but I give some damn good advice. And I know it."} +{"tweet": "The clouds in Burnsville right now.. #scary"} +{"tweet": "I really just don't want to talk to anyone today."} +{"tweet": "There is no point in shaving my legs before watching @DANCEonFOX ... too many goosebumps"} +{"tweet": "WHO WANTS TO FACETIME ?! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@BrandyJade27 no I was back at doctors for my knee.... I woke up almost in tears last night in pain! Haha I talked to Maye though. We good"} +{"tweet": "@anabrownnn I have to much shit to do today or I would .. But thanks though have fun!\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "It's going to be weird having a day off next week.... Although it's only for orientation. I don't like it. At all."} +{"tweet": "#ShaunOfTheDead is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Don't waste your time on it."} +{"tweet": "@classafloat I have spent many nights on the 24 hour watch schedule. 22 hours strait was #theworst. in the Detroit river. Under full sail!"} +{"tweet": "Snapchat is both a blessing & a curse."} +{"tweet": "I hate wasps"} +{"tweet": "@pardonmyparadox which girl redhead or brunette"} +{"tweet": "@spemmadaly Emma I'm always good \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@ajtwitta Chocolat\\u00e9 Lavender"} +{"tweet": "Life would be so less stressful if it were just summer 2013\\u2600\\ud83c\\udf3c\\u2b50"} +{"tweet": "I've already mentally checked out for the summer... #lol #forrealtho"} +{"tweet": "A little nervous about my outfit today \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "1am please hurry the fuck up."} +{"tweet": "Shawna just told me that she secretly loves me"} +{"tweet": "\\@OhioMensBBall: Congratulations to D.J. Cooper - the 2013 Reese's All-Star Game Most Valuable Player!\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "No balls."} +{"tweet": "@ThaneStephen oxygen"} +{"tweet": "She didn't shut up like I told her to. Not my fault she's getting attacked by them"} +{"tweet": "This cat is meowing so loud right now. Learn to open the door yourself"} +{"tweet": "@Marysean1Sean very well said :-)"} +{"tweet": "In geometry it took me a good 3 minutes to figure out 9 + 3"} +{"tweet": "Wubs man the wubs!"} +{"tweet": "wait what is happening with beyonce?"} +{"tweet": "I love Mandy ooooooooo"} +{"tweet": "@MUFCW10 you like it?"} +{"tweet": "Crosby is sexy \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@MintonKaitlyn I love him."} +{"tweet": "Its gonna be a good day #feelinit"} +{"tweet": "I've seen you at your worst and I still think you're the best."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to see @JakeGendron \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "finally get to use my seat warmers \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@arias_ari28 yes lol. I'm gonna try and be there at 1:50."} +{"tweet": "@ericmcclure I hope I won I'll frame your autograph an hang it proudly on the wall of my house"} +{"tweet": "the kids on our bus are so annoying like omg sit down and shut uP"} +{"tweet": "CAN ANYONE HELP ME WITH TRIG?! Please"} +{"tweet": "When Dobi dies \\ud83d\\ude22<<<"} +{"tweet": "Watching Friday Night Lights is the best #NeverGetsOld"} +{"tweet": "@emiryyevens_ Emily shut up."} +{"tweet": "Well we did go there, but he didn't answer."} +{"tweet": "And she hates me.. #shoot"} +{"tweet": "Finally 4 day weekend"} +{"tweet": "@AlysaWinterburn RIGHT."} +{"tweet": "@keellss_ hahaha cant wait to go back, i misss you sooo much \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Bow ties >>> regular ties"} +{"tweet": "@AshweeKimm you & me both.."} +{"tweet": "Done apologizing after that"} +{"tweet": "@sulay2215 I love you!\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Somebody slip & fall on your way to the bus stop, act like you break your face & blame the school for making you having to walk to the bus.."} +{"tweet": "You don't have to love the crew, but its hard not to love me."} +{"tweet": "@Jordan_Schroll you don't even know \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@kizziah_anthony yeah"} +{"tweet": "why they in math sleep doe ."} +{"tweet": "You only feel guilty because it's true so gtfo \\ud83d\\udc4b"} +{"tweet": "Earl Dibbles Jr. Gets me every time \\ud83d\\ude02\\n#countryboylove"} +{"tweet": "Jets with the wildcat?"} +{"tweet": "I need a personal wood stove in my room"} +{"tweet": "@qkbj so now you think you're ice cube."} +{"tweet": "If the sun is up before I am then I've slept in"} +{"tweet": "Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend. Somewhere alone in the bitterness."} +{"tweet": "Dang."} +{"tweet": "The Black Keys. Yes."} +{"tweet": "How does my professor expect me to get an A on a quiz when he uploads the material the day before? #Ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "@57dylandavis Exactly. \\ud83d\\ude1f"} +{"tweet": "Happy princess Friday \\ud83d\\udc78"} +{"tweet": "@pinkleopard10 it's because you're so interesting, funny, and engaging! Duhhh!"} +{"tweet": "this is unreal #dexter"} +{"tweet": "Spent almost 3 hours at the animal shelter \\ud83d\\ude0a made my week."} +{"tweet": "@Brewers up by three wut wut"} +{"tweet": "@Lyndseyveltum @aandrus6 guys, were always classy. Sorry we like to have fun. #gtfo \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "@jaimeprcciado *smiles at you and lays my head back on your shoulder and wraps my arms around your arm*"} +{"tweet": "Anyone else remember when Gatorade came in glass bottles?"} +{"tweet": "crush a bit little bit roll it up take a hit fellin lit feelin light 2 am summer night. #summerwhereyouat #np"} +{"tweet": "This flu is by far the worst thing I have ever experienced. \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "Got out of bed because I heard someone walking around and I wanted to see who it was... Umm. Everyones sleeping. I think I'm going insane."} +{"tweet": "@YoFonzzee I'm down"} +{"tweet": "Just woke up lol but that was an amazing nap :)"} +{"tweet": "A simple life and I'll be okay"} +{"tweet": "@hannahRank_4 so bright and vivid? #doublerainbow"} +{"tweet": "Moving sucks."} +{"tweet": "Last day before a well needed break"} +{"tweet": "Ice Breakers Sours are so fucking good."} +{"tweet": "Waking up to your arms around me? Yeah, I love it.\\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "Tuesdays are the best day of the week"} +{"tweet": "Go Wildcats! Fun homecoming!"} +{"tweet": "Only 3 hours and 40 minutes left of work\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN awesome! When I see Snake,all i hear in my mind is Hayter's snake/big boss voice. Snake is legend, @DavidBHayter is legend"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand why I have the inability to fully grieve, it's causing some serious damage though."} +{"tweet": "@devannrose_ hey there!"} +{"tweet": "@mubbardsley @Garrvito I know. I just wanted to type #muffcabbage"} +{"tweet": "Pirate game today"} +{"tweet": "Glad to be sleeping in a real bed"} +{"tweet": "@Jennacorbettt thanks mum"} +{"tweet": "The smell of cupcakes in my room is very arousing and im pleasuring from it very much so"} +{"tweet": "@Jordo1010 I'm Tyler, nice to meet you starving. lol"} +{"tweet": "My chunky monkey just went in on that Bubble Guppy theme song.. Shes too dope!"} +{"tweet": "@iKgraves retail therapy ? What no lol"} +{"tweet": "wanna get up early tomorrow sunrise mebe"} +{"tweet": "Bukowski"} +{"tweet": "@RachMcguiganx3 what website?"} +{"tweet": "@janelle_maria_ gonna be the reason her boy goes from a six pack to a keg real quick"} +{"tweet": "I meet someone from xbox today\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "Movie night w/ @DaKid_Rodriguez at my house or your house tonight? \\ud83d\\ude0a #imBored"} +{"tweet": "I don't care about voicemails! I just call it to delete it so the icon would go away on my phone."} +{"tweet": "The bathroom at my house is so disgusting. I appreciate Sharon so much."} +{"tweet": "@tworebelss I can give you a website that has all the episodes if its not on Netflix"} +{"tweet": "I wanna be yours."} +{"tweet": "she's the reason for the word biiiitch."} +{"tweet": "IF U GET A TOAD IN UR BAJA BLAST FREEZE IM FUGGIN SRRY"} +{"tweet": "Two more hours #cmon"} +{"tweet": "SICK of being sick \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Ohioisonfire has come up on shuffle 3 times in the past 10 skips. I'm just going to listen to it. It's a sign."} +{"tweet": "And Luke is driving me absolutely insane I can't even take it."} +{"tweet": "Halfway through my lab write up that's due next Thursday. #IllTakeIt"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could go to Disney World again."} +{"tweet": "Dear St. Anthony, please come around, I have lost something that must be found.. I'm going to say this until I find my calculator. :("} +{"tweet": "Do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous, are you single?"} +{"tweet": "#Pissed"} +{"tweet": "So what happens now ?"} +{"tweet": "Pissed."} +{"tweet": "@lindsayweber @baileyengenxo I can't do it that weekend."} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry Mr.Dentist. Please excuse my beer breathe"} +{"tweet": "Love yogas"} +{"tweet": "Here we go \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Apparently. You can't have problems if you are a middle class white American..."} +{"tweet": "I need a black and mild rn."} +{"tweet": "Desperate people now days"} +{"tweet": "One car down.... One more to #paint today"} +{"tweet": "This fucking sucks."} +{"tweet": "A couple of favorites means NOTHING..."} +{"tweet": "@lu_bear3 haha everyone is amazed"} +{"tweet": "@lamejake_ I don't care! We'd at least have a few awesome years together. And probably almost die like 268 times."} +{"tweet": "Love this team #basketball"} +{"tweet": "Roll like Mississippi slow like sip of whiskey"} +{"tweet": "There is no way for me to win\\n\\nSo all I can do is sit back and laugh"} +{"tweet": "I miss the excitement of moving away to school and living in the dorms. Now all I have in my future is school loans and work. #takemeback"} +{"tweet": "I WILL be watching Pretty Little Liars tonight at work... the men golfers will just have to deal with it. #sorryboutit"} +{"tweet": "Like a flood, His mercy rains. Unending love, amazing grace. \\u2764\\ud83c\\udfb6\\u2693"} +{"tweet": "One bright side to Monday, we got team #dinner"} +{"tweet": "Anyone have Chem 1501 on TR?"} +{"tweet": "@sandy_bish @Mark_pappas7 \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Im going to die of happiness the first time I get to lay out."} +{"tweet": "Long day of work now time to relax and drink some cold beer"} +{"tweet": "Yup yup..better than the last time and happy too @SteezBlinking: @Elsie_Bacardi you good?\\\"\t0.0\t0.0\t0.0\t1.0\n"} +{"tweet": "I like men"} +{"tweet": "@kevinduhl I love yew"} +{"tweet": "@shespanksme hahah seriously gtfo I hate girls"} +{"tweet": "80s or 60s??? #Indecisive going towards 80s"} +{"tweet": "You and me only"} +{"tweet": "That was a nightmare."} +{"tweet": "@EmCollins_ probably"} +{"tweet": "Elephant screams are officially the saddest things ever! #AFRICA"} +{"tweet": "@MeanzieFbaby I lost mine too \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "It can get ugly before it gets beautifull\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Back to no replies again."} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to get out of here."} +{"tweet": "Guys who bully girls <<<<"} +{"tweet": "@xxtarafiedxx haha #doubtful"} +{"tweet": "If i knew then what i know now..."} +{"tweet": "I like when my bitches don't wear no clothes!! #MakeItNasty"} +{"tweet": "@Natalieperry33 I promise! I work Thursday to Sunday but we can do something at night!!"} +{"tweet": "Why am I always stuck in between everything?! #pissed #fuckdrama"} +{"tweet": "You're a pussy, take care."} +{"tweet": "I've been sitting in dunkin' donuts for over a half an hour by myself. #foreveralone"} +{"tweet": "@ChimneySwift11 how do u get the fireworks to explode I haven't read the wiki"} +{"tweet": "I still don't know why I even try"} +{"tweet": "@aycecroghan You're welcome!"} +{"tweet": "Someone come pick me up and put me in the bathroom"} +{"tweet": "You're getting written up right now for taking a \\poop\\\" without permission haha\""} +{"tweet": "Would life be more exciting if I had a love interest?"} +{"tweet": "It's impossible to sleep when you're heading is pounding bc of how sick you are"} +{"tweet": "@GerardKennelly @jasongoodman31 @rzimmermanjr Sad but true. No one cared until\\nthe Reverends Of Racism & the hate groups got involved. #sad"} +{"tweet": "@DYG_baby oh em gee! Of course ill be your valentine!"} +{"tweet": "@Blake_M_Bunn47 dude I'm not hatin!"} +{"tweet": "@AyyeItsKai hahahhaha, i know!"} +{"tweet": "If Clowney doesn't make at least two helmets roll today he's a bust"} +{"tweet": "backed my car into a cop car the other day, well he just drove off sometimes life's ok"} +{"tweet": "This may be a bad idea but then again so are most of my choices #livelife #noregrets"} +{"tweet": "The nurses at my dads office are so sweet. They let me lay down in an exam room and made sure I had a blanket and pillow \\u263a\\ufe0f #lovethem"} +{"tweet": "All signs point to ur a bitch."} +{"tweet": "@DropTheBaise pretty much 1000x better than any other Franz album"} +{"tweet": "The word #IASfellowship has always bothered me. It means more than people getting together to eat. It means a team, love, unity. 1of2"} +{"tweet": "All aboard the #ColeTrain"} +{"tweet": "Now I have to drag myself to this hell hole."} +{"tweet": "So is it Friday yet...?"} +{"tweet": "@rkalil1 well least ur goin."} +{"tweet": "@AdamTuttle imagine Peter Griffin jumping up and down, clapping hands & screaming. That is how I feel. We'll done sir. Well done indeed."} +{"tweet": "It'd be so adorable to get all dressed up and go on a date to see the Jolly Holiday Lights \\u263a\\ufe0f\\u26c4\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udf84"} +{"tweet": "wheezing. nbd."} +{"tweet": "Just two classes today...\\And through your brain to California English\\\" #Where DidTheTimeGo\""} +{"tweet": "@BrrrookeMostowy @SharonKaska \\nWhat a goof"} +{"tweet": "'ve got someone aboard who can't know about this-but I need you to relay this ho!o to Tenel Ka . . . and only to Tenel K"} +{"tweet": "@mattr208 @kirkherbstreit in fact, I know this is going to sound strange...but every SEC team loses 2 games and no SEC teams makes the game"} +{"tweet": "@madisonbrower21 I miss you Maddi! Lets kick it soon"} +{"tweet": "@berncarey okay okay when"} +{"tweet": "\\What's an appendage on you I can break without ruining your life? I want to give you a reason to get out of work.\\\" @NickBissen\""} +{"tweet": "We better not go outside and run bleacher mile in this rain for this weight training exam"} +{"tweet": "Just don't screenshot me. \\ud83d\\ude12\\u270b"} +{"tweet": "proud of myself for unintentionally matching my bra and underwear\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Throws money everywhere @RPruemer15"} +{"tweet": "GRRR! ever think to look inside the baggy before you throw it away!?!? I had some stuff in it too. thanks Matt."} +{"tweet": "Lyrically he's pretty clever"} +{"tweet": "@TheEvilStan on the Internet. Go fuck off"} +{"tweet": "@juliagarrett_ u work tomorrow lame-o"} +{"tweet": "@AustinClark_3 I did not mean to tag you in that, my bad... #Awkward"} +{"tweet": "@Kaleb_whitford haha I was kidding about that, too(; and you text me."} +{"tweet": "Might as well get a pedi and relax to the sound of rain #ha"} +{"tweet": "I'm through trying with everything..."} +{"tweet": "I roll up"} +{"tweet": "My locker has so much clothes in it"} +{"tweet": ".. And I just got hit on by some dude I don't even know that seen me at the bar? \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33 NOT COOL! #creeper"} +{"tweet": "I \\ud83d\\udc4f Am \\ud83d\\udc4f Too \\ud83d\\udc4f Tired \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@Dazay2323 ohhh I see."} +{"tweet": "I want nothing more than to sleep longer and notttt go to work."} +{"tweet": "@LaConquistador Omfg WHY DIDNT SOMEONE TELL ME THIS SOONER \\ud83d\\ude4c brb gonna go die for an hour~"} +{"tweet": "I've been loving work lately. Lots of hours, shitty employees got fired, it's been real good"} +{"tweet": "@JayKeeDee was that you that @place_mikayla and I just awkwardly ignored"} +{"tweet": "Going to attempt to grocery shop hungover and hungry. Lets see how well this goes!"} +{"tweet": "Who makes the sandwich in a lesbian relationship?"} +{"tweet": "Bend don't break defense is so frustrating to watch"} +{"tweet": "@Megan_Grubb that's weird show me your ID"} +{"tweet": "Ecology and psychology are killer classes..."} +{"tweet": "Instead of going to class at 8am ill be playing with kids till noon #cantbeatthat #lovekids"} +{"tweet": "Make up this messy room"} +{"tweet": "@thamblet795 oh, you're that guy."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for vacation. Today and tomorrow of work then were off! \\u2708 @ajohn44"} +{"tweet": "anton yelchin sexy can i"} +{"tweet": "@Briiir pepto!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Dudgeon_Paul @rocelulati and @AlexSpanopoulos"} +{"tweet": "Finding a parking spot at the mall = the hunger games"} +{"tweet": "After a half an hour the video is final able to play on other computers..."} +{"tweet": "Yeahhh I am in depressing ass mood"} +{"tweet": "@Em_Bear22 and I are by far the weirdest people in the world. But I love it."} +{"tweet": "I'm so tired. I'm literally forcing myself to keep my eyes open cause its way to early to fall asleep. #ugh"} +{"tweet": "@crazychick865 ur welcome"} +{"tweet": "@madisonpetro Thaaannnnk youuu Padisonnnn!\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Mad cold....."} +{"tweet": "Weird seeing #oomf at school today. But I give her props she's going through a lot."} +{"tweet": "@ktweng08 stop it"} +{"tweet": "@Wewant_easy sure lol"} +{"tweet": "@kelseynehring We'll have to call each other before we wear it \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "These contestants must be tone deaf too \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@Aferr8 yes otherwise well have withdrawals \\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "That awesome but weird feeling you get when your clothes feel bigger ."} +{"tweet": "somehow, and I can't explain it, there is some weird physics law that says a 5-yr-old can destroy a house in fifteen minutes"} +{"tweet": "sitting on the couch eating a salad & watching Liar Liar and Emma sprints across the room and full on attacks me."} +{"tweet": "I have wayyyy to much energy right now"} +{"tweet": "@LeanneHalll your pregnant ?"} +{"tweet": "@CoreyHaseley let's play"} +{"tweet": "I have to bit my jacket so hard to keep from laughing at this holy fuck"} +{"tweet": "@Steph_Fumarola it is! This year is 31/49"} +{"tweet": "And here comes for #whitedeath on a Tuesday morning when everyone is getting up for work. Going to be a messy commute in #cincinnati this AM"} +{"tweet": "@Zoe_Shalom it is in Fairhope at the corner off 181 and 34!"} +{"tweet": "@lyndseyyvonne just tweet song lyrics and retweet shit"} +{"tweet": "Can anyone tell me why I'm craving frozen chocolate chip cookies?"} +{"tweet": "I really do need some more leggings though. When I get money for Christmas I'm going straight to the mall to buy some.\\u2714\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@kenziekins_93 you're right. It's amazing."} +{"tweet": "@spencer_irvine tarantulas \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@CaseCaroccio literally I know. Wishful thinking"} +{"tweet": "@JustSikko @Eyeslam #HPPD makes many things bad. Yes I was a drunk idiot last night. That doesn't mean I'll be stupid 2night. U can't relate"} +{"tweet": "Why do I try to take you out? #fuckyou"} +{"tweet": "I hope silva wins.... If he wins I'll do anything."} +{"tweet": "Snow has been spotted"} +{"tweet": "@Skye_Morefield oh hiiiiiii."} +{"tweet": "Yep not what I expected"} +{"tweet": "Tough loss! Great season though rocks! #ineedadrink"} +{"tweet": "Yeah"} +{"tweet": "@_alliepooo I thought of myself also.. Like dang hahah"} +{"tweet": "I want ladybug earrings idk"} +{"tweet": "@bkm22 whattttttt? I wanna see, send me a picture. \\ud83d\\udc40\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@samauchmuty22 accidentally going to punch you"} +{"tweet": "@jkashhh oh okay totally acceptable"} +{"tweet": "@EvaMarieLyngby Svedka is never a good idea!!! Remember our last mishap with it?! Haha"} +{"tweet": "Gonna have a good night with my girl @SierraBabyy7 \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "@amandabynes I think you're stunning Amanda!"} +{"tweet": "So much to do so I'm gonna sleep"} +{"tweet": "Lets Go Cards!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@ItsJayMacc when are you coming home again?"} +{"tweet": "Been such a crazy day - can't wait to relax!"} +{"tweet": "@Christian_SM1 what's up"} +{"tweet": "The maturity level of the text I just sent Alex lands me a spot in the sandbox."} +{"tweet": "@miller_madie I better trust you, your black you know these things \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I love when boys smell good \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@mikeyp3258 That way I can takes notes."} +{"tweet": "@Sterny910 lol omg alec"} +{"tweet": "@dairyprobs Ohhh I see"} +{"tweet": "Funny how some people ignore you now , but they'll need you later ."} +{"tweet": "It's hard bein a white girl tryna make it in the twerk world. @meatballbabe"} +{"tweet": "I'm just gonna go for a walk #nobigdeal"} +{"tweet": "@JaGirlHaggas I AIN'T GAT IT"} +{"tweet": "It's gonna snow. I can fuggin feel it."} +{"tweet": "right? RIGHT."} +{"tweet": "REMINDER: Any senior who is planning on attending the Baccalaureate service next Sunday needs to email @tessa_plazek4 your pictures ASAP!!\\ud83c\\udf93"} +{"tweet": "@the_reCLINEr what's that"} +{"tweet": "@kristinlange18 glad I'm not the only one..."} +{"tweet": "No sleep at all!!"} +{"tweet": "Having all of the kids Halloween candy around the house is not safe for me... \\ud83c\\udf6b\\ud83c\\udf6c\\ud83c\\udf6d\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "I just ate soo much!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Toyota_Power I'm a lead foot leanin on a souped-up yota ;)"} +{"tweet": "I make my own decisions... Your opinion of them doesn't matter"} +{"tweet": "If you can't say it to their face then don't say anything at all. Don't talk about it, be about it."} +{"tweet": "I think to much"} +{"tweet": "@DFin50 what's good family"} +{"tweet": "Driving through the mountains is so peaceful \\ud83d\\uddfb"} +{"tweet": "Freddy had to be the most terrifying horror icon"} +{"tweet": "There are #TooManyHashtags."} +{"tweet": "add location by"} +{"tweet": "No sense in being caught up on the past"} +{"tweet": "Heat game"} +{"tweet": "Had a dream within a dream last night #inception"} +{"tweet": "@HydeBecca @koop_05 this just made me laugh harder than I did then! Hahaha only you bec..."} +{"tweet": "I thought the weekends were supposed to be fun?"} +{"tweet": "How the fuck do I meet all this people when I'm drunk and never remember them but they remember me. I need a class in people recognition lol"} +{"tweet": "I'm never this chatty with people. What's wrong with me? \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Cranberry sprite is the shiiit"} +{"tweet": "I hate you so much like it's not even fair"} +{"tweet": "Work is work .. Ready to get the hell up outta here for the day .. 8oclock!!"} +{"tweet": "\\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@jay_scheel you sound ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "May have a panic attack ."} +{"tweet": "I just can't wait to get to Georgia tomorrow and see my family and Brynn. #lovethem #inpatient \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Well. We're fucked."} +{"tweet": "I hate everything about you"} +{"tweet": "Worst nights sleep I have had in so long! \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "Looks like I'm done sleeping for the night. Getting really tired of not being able to breathe. #sick"} +{"tweet": "@_ncunningham muaha i know I can't help it\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@CrashDavus anything is better than Gomes. Lol you a Sox fan?"} +{"tweet": "Auto show was sweet"} +{"tweet": "@FZBones62 @stephenw522 haha but that's still the best feeling I've ever had at a game, so there's that"} +{"tweet": "@shantalvictoria your internet sucks"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you I like Nickelback. Fight me."} +{"tweet": "No matter how many times I've seen the episode, Friends will always make me laugh"} +{"tweet": "@bria_graham18 I knowwwww \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@ClivyJake thanks bud!"} +{"tweet": "There should be a genre of music labeled White Trash"} +{"tweet": "I wanna say something but I can't. Uhh"} +{"tweet": "Getting into soccer shape is the worst"} +{"tweet": "@katie_ellis95 gag"} +{"tweet": "That text though >>>>"} +{"tweet": "@Elanaisgreat @kel3463 haha! She's a friend of a friend :)"} +{"tweet": "@Michaela_Moss you're taking me right?"} +{"tweet": "@Riles23 he was?? Doing what?"} +{"tweet": "@RepHughes Thanks Bryan. Guess you are aware of the Gosnells in our country killing babies."} +{"tweet": "I die whenever @ayyperks post vines of Victoria"} +{"tweet": "Luckiest girl in the world right here \\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@DLoesch only if the two in dialogue are from different races. The way racism is defined today, conversations are not possible"} +{"tweet": "Whose trying to make bad decisions tonight?"} +{"tweet": "@emilyy731 okay well u or ur pay back now no more!!!"} +{"tweet": "#opengym"} +{"tweet": "This is going to be one of the hardest things for me to grasp"} +{"tweet": "regrets and mistakes"} +{"tweet": "@marydonovan1984 I know I'm to pretty & classy for it , maybe they'll let you on it , I know bed bugs there fav !"} +{"tweet": "just almost got hit by a car in bay shore mall parking lot, what a way to go"} +{"tweet": "Fun day ahead of us @Brittany_Chaves \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "I seriously love @mataiashane3 \\u2665"} +{"tweet": "I would like to know why the lights flickered ?"} +{"tweet": "@katiejean_3 its true"} +{"tweet": "@Fuse_Cheeto how do you not like chocolate?!"} +{"tweet": "@ErnestoDiaz349 what corporate world job has me read 3 books and submit excel spreads on quotes, vocab words, and things I enjoyed each chap"} +{"tweet": "@BrielleRomley gladly"} +{"tweet": "@elixabethclaire well, what is it?!"} +{"tweet": "Wish I had homies that text me \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@kaystod4 omg your snap makes me miss home even more..#oneweek"} +{"tweet": "This is exactly what happened the last time you did this. Are you an idiot that you never learned?"} +{"tweet": "Why Is my mouth so small"} +{"tweet": "I spend a lot of my time in the gym wondering about people's choices of attire."} +{"tweet": "Not having a good week!! #gonnaknocksomeoneout"} +{"tweet": "@skjpink miss and love you too \\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "You love me for everything you hate me for. #InThisMoment"} +{"tweet": "I'm now one of those annoying people that talk about how happy they are #notsorry"} +{"tweet": "My new twitter name was given to me by the one and only @brennascyzoryk2 #Nepali #NewName"} +{"tweet": "@Spencerr24 1 soccer tweet... 1.. The best team in SEC isn't even playing in it."} +{"tweet": "@_BrandonHassan ohhh brandon...."} +{"tweet": "Knowing that I can tell you anything and you will always be there to cheer me up!! \\ud83d\\ude03\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@kileypaigex3 thank you <3"} +{"tweet": "There's just some people you can't fucking please. #fedup"} +{"tweet": "@chloeszakovits you need to have your parents sign a permission slip/consent form"} +{"tweet": "My nose is even more stuffy today. \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "@MMA_Opinion crucifix GNP on BJ"} +{"tweet": "And not the girl angel that threatened to kill everyone in our school"} +{"tweet": "@FuturisticlyOdd @vernonica_ it was a joke, and It was referring to me shooting you"} +{"tweet": "@Jazzbug20 @sinaedjazzgal @sarahkjar I will bring a baseball bat."} +{"tweet": "@HannahBGhazi YES! I'm ready to get out of that school, and move on with my life"} +{"tweet": "Regret not trying to play ball sometimes"} +{"tweet": "Guess I'll just ride for the day."} +{"tweet": "Yeah I'm going to bed"} +{"tweet": "@MikeMintel57 @annielawless22 I'm confused in general about tonight due to the group message\\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "What is summer? I've been doing school work nonstop since last summer. \\ud83d\\udc4e\\ud83d\\ude11 #nolife #roadtograduating"} +{"tweet": "Fuck. Windows in my car are down. Cant roll them up for 40 mins.. This is great. #fuckme"} +{"tweet": "@SeanCaseyImax I never knew you were a Rams fan...that is awesome, although this game is frustrating beyond belief."} +{"tweet": "I have a bruise on my hip from last night. HAHAHA what happened, what did I do \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@jill_brandy eating wegmans cookies until I puke w no regrets"} +{"tweet": "I've got my popcorn ready & I'm excited to read all these tweets about the games \\ud83d\\ude0e #tts #gocolones"} +{"tweet": "@tmitching101 volleyball in the morning. I don't really care. I just want to have fun with everyone. It's our last year"} +{"tweet": "@PeytonJones Megachurches provide a huge hurdle to kingdom expansion if they're more concerned with bringing people in than sending them out"} +{"tweet": "We need Time Machines."} +{"tweet": "Hatebreed <3"} +{"tweet": "@anna_rip This is gay"} +{"tweet": "except that last one was cheery enough"} +{"tweet": "@cashchicken at least you didn't make a collage of you guys like I did."} +{"tweet": "Going on a walk that's forever and a day long."} +{"tweet": "Chuck just walked out of the bathroom and asked why the water is blue."} +{"tweet": "Oh my bad I was sending a tweet!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to leave one day and no one will ever see me again"} +{"tweet": "Don't let anyone stand in the way of your dreams \\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "The amount of mozzarella sticks I consumed in the past 12 hours is just not okay \\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "@haykwhite @devinmorg he doesn't know how sweet I can actually be. Always talking trash."} +{"tweet": "so happy my friends have licenses an cars. this means this winter we can all go through \\Lights In The Park\\\" \\u270c\\ufe0f\""} +{"tweet": "I would hate myself if I was stupid and made bad bets."} +{"tweet": "Kill'm with kindness \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Watching The Hills re-runs all day.... #dontcare #lazyday"} +{"tweet": "@CougerClarke ohhh okay"} +{"tweet": "@Rachel__Bush that's so mean! \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@queeniedog1 very good movie"} +{"tweet": "Ahh highlights and a new hairstyle is the greatest feeling."} +{"tweet": "@PreciselyPricey im going to that show with you guys in Chicago!"} +{"tweet": "Does @MrPotatohead78 hate me or what? #nolove #exhubby?"} +{"tweet": "I am SO blessed \\u2764\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Should I be worried that is smells like burning wood on my road ?"} +{"tweet": "@hufflebutts GET UR BUTT TO BED DUDE"} +{"tweet": ", m"} +{"tweet": "#DreamBIG"} +{"tweet": "I love the little unplanned visits"} +{"tweet": "Honestly think I need new friends though."} +{"tweet": "I remember back when I used to try and fight every girl I had an argument with \\ue412 in high school.. Grow up, you're embarrassing yourself."} +{"tweet": "@myhaloisrusted I'm doing good. \\nI took off from work for a few days .\\nWe'd-Sat ."} +{"tweet": "I think my room is haunted"} +{"tweet": "#Tgif"} +{"tweet": "@toothman147 @jessefickiesen4 \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 good times right there"} +{"tweet": "I hate seeing ur name on my nnewsfeed .."} +{"tweet": "\\@TillerKilluhh09: If you're a guy and you wear Toms, you're a fag in my book. NO exceptions.\\\" Hey now, I may want Tom's?\""} +{"tweet": "Drinking the first hot apple cider of the year and I'm so happy and its so good"} +{"tweet": "@mackjud the box is empty now...."} +{"tweet": "I NEED TO WORK OUT"} +{"tweet": "So is the weather bad?"} +{"tweet": "@juliazukowski that's so easy!"} +{"tweet": "@sk8ercaroleena am not"} +{"tweet": "Caught 8 today.. I'll call that a successful day of fishing."} +{"tweet": "Never drink beer when you're in a pissy mood. It ruins the taste."} +{"tweet": "Norman all cranky and shit that I'm in my duffle"} +{"tweet": "But every time I try to think of them it comes out \\I love you\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Back in the real world #confusedtweet"} +{"tweet": "I'm actually going to straighten up my room, an lay Down"} +{"tweet": "@Egall14 did u get the email from mr penn"} +{"tweet": "Shout out to my bed"} +{"tweet": "Someone teach me piano please. I'll pay you in hugs and maybe chocolate."} +{"tweet": "Some of the dads on teen mom are pathetic"} +{"tweet": "Your polly gonna hate me for this #unofficial"} +{"tweet": "For every tear that had to fall from my eyes, everyday I wondered how I'd get through the night, there were lessons learned"} +{"tweet": "This math quiz will be the death of me."} +{"tweet": "I'm so tired of being such a dissapointment"} +{"tweet": "\\Wait wait wait.... Josh can we say it?\\\" \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "@BIGKRIT is the epitome of everything that you love about southern Hip Hop. He's the little brother of all of us that grew up in the 90's"} +{"tweet": "Tommy Boyd's phone is literally going to have about 125 unread messages from me lol @BlondeKenDoll"} +{"tweet": "@GreatBrition @AdamColeBruh adam looks like he eats bananas in one bite"} +{"tweet": "@SlimShaeeeeD there seems to be holes in your spoon"} +{"tweet": "6 minutes later."} +{"tweet": "why can't things be perfect"} +{"tweet": "@realjasonrivera People are so obsessed with you. Must be the majestic hair! And the fact you aren't a moron."} +{"tweet": "#CashFlow I see you.. Lemme get a free sucker.."} +{"tweet": "Seeing a cop pull someone over for going thru a yellow light!! Wow. You got alot of nerve to do that!"} +{"tweet": "@move_likeJAGGER @missmaria_07 she's the most beautiful, sweetest woman alive."} +{"tweet": "I can't keep my eyes open any longer. #IJustWannaSleep \\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@ToxicStorybooks girls are so retarded.. Honestly. Don't listen to them. I've got your back. (:"} +{"tweet": "Something is seriously wrong with my back and shoulders.. Why am I so tense ?! \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "Had a 230ish yard drive and a 70 foot putt all on the same par 5 \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u26f3\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "#LiesIveToldMyParents one of the other kids did it this time."} +{"tweet": "3 outs and the Twins get the Sweep #gotwins"} +{"tweet": "Settling down for the last Top Gear top 41 episode then bed! Been awake since before dawn."} +{"tweet": "I wish Siri had Morgan Freeman's voice,"} +{"tweet": "Ready for a shower and a snuggle buddy!"} +{"tweet": "Two mudslides and I'm tipsy #lightweight"} +{"tweet": "Auburn pls"} +{"tweet": "@timbograkos Go get 'em, homeboy!"} +{"tweet": "Meta world peace is too sexy for his cat."} +{"tweet": "@ThugNaaasty I miss you too :("} +{"tweet": "Just now waking up fam"} +{"tweet": "#noshame"} +{"tweet": "my life seriously revolves around sad music."} +{"tweet": "Thought I was supposed to be watching @ShayneDahlLamas and @nikrichie on @DavidTutera tonight! #sadface"} +{"tweet": "What the hell, I'm just ready for a cigarette and another beer. #PullItTogether"} +{"tweet": "@mrusso36 hahahahaha YES"} +{"tweet": "Catching up on some Grey's Anatomy with coffee and hot bagels.\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@Cally_Slabaugh1 huh? I don't have a GF! Haha"} +{"tweet": "@CassieXoXoJo @KasciaCierra what"} +{"tweet": "word is cf called off"} +{"tweet": "@chrisdouville3 hahaah it's cause I wanted you to come on my jetski!"} +{"tweet": "Home alone & it's about to storm..just my luck\\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@ThugginOstrich Sean should have picked up his wallet."} +{"tweet": "#OUvsND = #frustrating."} +{"tweet": "@AmberLayn @TwittterlessTim no. you need to make twitter your bitch. It's easy. Tweet all over her. #thatswhatshesaid"} +{"tweet": "@show5628 \\u306b\\u3063\\u304f\\u306b\\u304f"} +{"tweet": "I knew Tara wasn't really pregnant! Lying cunt! #SOAFX"} +{"tweet": "Why does church have to be THREE HOURS LONG\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@Sheikysheik what are you seeing?"} +{"tweet": "Senior day today. Time flies. \\u26be"} +{"tweet": "EVERYONE MY PARENTS ARE PICKING UP OUR TRAMPOLINE, I REPEAT WE ARE GETTING A TRAMPOLINE \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@randejohnson HOW"} +{"tweet": "@an_fields Thanks for the advice...15 mins too LATE!! Ha. Pedicure is going down as we speak. The swing is waiting on me! :)"} +{"tweet": "Ready for tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@chalpin14 me & you could go tag-team. You do all the work & then I kick him in the nuts once he's down. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Are you kidding me? I saw that live from my television and you losers can't see it from 5 feet away. Idiots."} +{"tweet": "@hannahbyrkeland its earlier now"} +{"tweet": "Everyday can't be the best day, do what you can right now, don't hesitate."} +{"tweet": "I realize how that made me sound. but homework and hamlet all day will do this to a person. #insanity"} +{"tweet": "The governor is growing on my rn ngl"} +{"tweet": "ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\\nCurrent Temperature 57.9 F,\\nHumidity 80% ,\\nWind 0.0 MPH\\nDirection 0\\n#weather"} +{"tweet": "Louisville is bout to take it all this season..watch when March madness comes around#markmywords"} +{"tweet": "today fucking rocked"} +{"tweet": "Are you talking about me"} +{"tweet": "@may_xoxo, explains why you never answer my texts anymore \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "If I could write a letter to me..."} +{"tweet": "@HanSan37 @bubbatrice15 you're welcome \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Summer needs to come NOW"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I have to take calculus next year makes me want to poke my eyeballs out."} +{"tweet": "@alex_spangler0 ok babe."} +{"tweet": "@sabrina_kinney got it lol"} +{"tweet": "@ChrisHerl5 #fuckyourself"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealJuicyC none of them woulda won one by themselves ray wouldn't of won one in sea and Paul wouldn't of in boston either"} +{"tweet": "@wrestlingstud4 DON'T DO THIS TO ME SHAUN \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Holy crap just watched the pilot episode of #MastersofSex on @SHO_Network #riveting"} +{"tweet": "I just sit back, relax, and just laugh. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Other than me getting a sunburn."} +{"tweet": "I'm actually very happy that I could be going to @FullSail when I'm 18"} +{"tweet": "Or in Miami shutting it down"} +{"tweet": "I miss how pretty my iPhone was when I first got it. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Work. \\ud83d\\udca9\\ud83d\\udc80"} +{"tweet": "Sleeping pads and space heaters >>> \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d goodnight."} +{"tweet": "I think I'm the only good who will never own a pair of uggs. Their ugly as fuck"} +{"tweet": "@rchlwngx @knight_guy OK Thank U:)"} +{"tweet": "@carlywojtonx that's my game"} +{"tweet": "Why did I drink monster before cross country !?"} +{"tweet": "@JoeSlatz3 u r a faggot I'm sorry"} +{"tweet": "Cliff walk !"} +{"tweet": "Everyone wants Christmas to come quickly but I actually want this winter break to last forever soooo time can slow down thanks \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "and I know\\nGod made old country roads for driving and dreaming,\\nMine's coming true girl here with you on two lanes of freedom.\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Alright @penguins you gotta win. I'm at my dad's and he's a Cryer fan. Don't let me ring his neck tonight. #letsgopens!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm graduating high school tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@Kat_Dombroski \\ud83d\\ude02 you need to change your profile pic"} +{"tweet": "Saw @QMidg23 and I rolled my window down to hear his car. So loud. I love it. Hahaha"} +{"tweet": "happy happy happy"} +{"tweet": "football sunday yet?"} +{"tweet": "I've had sex with the same guy I've been with for 6 months, and you've had a train rode on you. Yeah I'm the slut"} +{"tweet": "#5Asquad @mitchkoontz69 @Zoey_Kay2932"} +{"tweet": "And I\\u2019m having that problem right now"} +{"tweet": "On two seasons Ohio State will play ou... 2015 and 2016 best believe that I will be there and I will have a wonderful time..."} +{"tweet": "I see your twerking but I'm not looking."} +{"tweet": "Went ahead and said thirsty, cause someone would soon anyways."} +{"tweet": "Walking home in the cold tomorrow yay"} +{"tweet": "@AustinLindsey1 Gross."} +{"tweet": "until tomorrow twitter \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I laugh so hard at myself"} +{"tweet": "@mrkoa1 congrats to them all! Is this in your garage? Cass and I taking off for the east coast in am. Headi g to billings in an hour!"} +{"tweet": "Everyone's like ugh school tomorrow lmao you have it easy try having a full time job and having to be there 7-4:30 every mon-fri #shutup"} +{"tweet": "@RMillss we love you just the way you are lady!!!"} +{"tweet": "Eisley is just so good. Oh my."} +{"tweet": "Channing Tatum's dance in Magic Mike #onreplay"} +{"tweet": "It's too hot. Every building we go in. Every. Single. One."} +{"tweet": "Thomas Rhett trying to shake his ass in this music video is \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@JakeDupree sounds good \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I rush and rush until life's no fun"} +{"tweet": "For being such a pretty boy your kind of a jerk..."} +{"tweet": "Lol you just acted really shady.. I don't know how I feel about that.. \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad I walked in to Mr. Neal having a blow up session. It's really helping my raging headache. Amen?"} +{"tweet": "hey voss, idk if you have realized this or not but your study guides are useless. everybody seems to do crappy on your tests. change it up"} +{"tweet": "Raise your hand, if you didn't see this coming. #brodusclay #heelturn"} +{"tweet": "@CH3SCA_ I debating on going too text if you end up going ladyy"} +{"tweet": "Just wanna relax and watch movies"} +{"tweet": "I wish I has the time and motivation to do an hour and 40 mins of straight cardio every day \\ud83d\\ude12 #ifonly #soakedinsweat"} +{"tweet": "@KarissaR_xoxo looks so hot in her twitter picture\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Damn I hope I passed this impact test"} +{"tweet": "I just wish i could kiss you."} +{"tweet": "@LukeBrownnnn she did a lot of laughing.....I think it's a yes"} +{"tweet": "Peanut butter jellllly time. #munchies"} +{"tweet": "\\Haley look away....it's teen wolf\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@DJ_DFresh Big Doug would be proud!"} +{"tweet": "Flint Films and Photography INC locked in with Vinelli catering for wedding packages. Productive day already. #Pow"} +{"tweet": "I hope you know that you sound like a total ass and everyone is laughing at you. You are a complete joke."} +{"tweet": "Actually a pretty easy goin morning went a little rough lastnight #lol"} +{"tweet": "@carlll_love97 yes nothing helped ! So preferred new ones lol"} +{"tweet": "Literally no reason for me to be up right now bc I'm not doing shit. But what am I gonna do? Stay up"} +{"tweet": "@yagurllaurenn is a beaut"} +{"tweet": "Tullys Tenders"} +{"tweet": "@itspyroo hahah nope. pretty normal for most people"} +{"tweet": "#raburned has a new meaning now"} +{"tweet": "Gonna enjoy the little things !!"} +{"tweet": "I don't deal well with people telling me what to do or \\trying to give advice\\\".\""} +{"tweet": "I'll never forget when you took my hand in yours and kissed it just before you pressed your lips to mine for the first time...<333"} +{"tweet": "@Fucks_with_it Why"} +{"tweet": "Are you kidding me spurs."} +{"tweet": "please be a joke I need like 3 months considering how lazy I am"} +{"tweet": "@BenjaminT_Hahn @iubloomington half and half"} +{"tweet": "So not ready 2 b bored in lunch 4 an hour in a half but least only have one final 2 day ."} +{"tweet": "I don't think I have a ride tonight, this sucks"} +{"tweet": "Just gonna amputate my arm for a few days, weighing me down.."} +{"tweet": "My love is your love your love is mine."} +{"tweet": "Go to bed honestly"} +{"tweet": "Just got reserved seats at Hollywood studios Lights, Motors, Action extreme stunt show!!!"} +{"tweet": "I want to be home."} +{"tweet": "@BeccaParente Thank you Becca!!!\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "When I see someone with scars I just want to know their story.... #beenthere"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wonder if what you tell me is the truth or just a lie.."} +{"tweet": "Shoulda stayed in Cheney until tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "I'm such a boring texter. I don't know how you text me all the time."} +{"tweet": "@bri_dubs Thats embarassing"} +{"tweet": "@elijah_mckinnon Kesha's quote"} +{"tweet": "It's weekends like this one when I wish our valley wasn't so beautiful! #TooManyPeople #GetOutOfHere"} +{"tweet": "Can't really get these thoughts outta my head. Can't do anything about it."} +{"tweet": "@_alphabad and he can vacuum!!"} +{"tweet": "@mutinymanx what's the job offer?"} +{"tweet": "Hudson PA Tue Feb 5th AM Forecast: REST OF TODAY Light Snow Hi 30 TONIGHT Light Snow Lo 21"} +{"tweet": "@codyashdrums more than likely. You'll be the reason I'm obese."} +{"tweet": "Its hard to do these things alone,\\nJust hold on we're going home.\\ue326 #np"} +{"tweet": "@pawnstars #chumlee is hillarious writing #oldmans sayings down & selling them"} +{"tweet": "@TayTessier hahaha what??"} +{"tweet": "maybe someone will come in early #WishfulThinking"} +{"tweet": "Goaltending or a foul. I'll take either."} +{"tweet": "This bdubs is about to hot the spot. Might just have to get me a nice lil bottle of wine to go with it."} +{"tweet": "I get to meet Hope Solo on Friday #BlessedByTheBest"} +{"tweet": "Guys need to act like they actually care about their girlfriend."} +{"tweet": "@zahrae19 why are you still breathing"} +{"tweet": "Hate having lab exams every Wednesday night"} +{"tweet": "Finally all this snow is melting. And oh yeah back to coastal on Saturday \\u263a\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "My daughter is addicted to Slim jims. :-)"} +{"tweet": "Can it be tomorrow please.\\u263a\\ud83d\\udc95 #pumped"} +{"tweet": "Jumping in the pool right after a run is a little slice of heaven"} +{"tweet": "I can't screenshot a snapchat if my life depended on it"} +{"tweet": "If they stand by you during the bad times, they deserve to be there during the good times.."} +{"tweet": "I finally figured out why I like to wear scarves it's because I'm gay wow I see the light"} +{"tweet": "Lost power around 6am hope it's back soon ...."} +{"tweet": "@jelloo_shot22 do I have to take a drug test? \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "One of those mornings where if I went back to be id sleep until like 1 lol"} +{"tweet": "dead man down looks awesome"} +{"tweet": "@ggirard8 meow"} +{"tweet": "this empty bottle of vodka is mocking me"} +{"tweet": "@PhelpsEthan we need to have a talk about the ole JFK..."} +{"tweet": "Anything happening tonight?"} +{"tweet": "Just had a life or death experience #SoScary"} +{"tweet": "@YoDaddyRoboyto you should respond to the tweets too :) #HiRobby #FavoriteVineAccount"} +{"tweet": "Dnt see the hype around Breaking Bad but I'm gonna keep watching"} +{"tweet": "Middle fingers up .."} +{"tweet": "@Munn_E0915 thanks \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Night xoxo"} +{"tweet": "@Dr_Zoidberg311 I'll probably be caught up within a week or two. I can't stop watching it. Same thing happened with breaking bad. Lol"} +{"tweet": "@allllieeeee mine too dude & sex is SOOOO much better when you're pregnant.. oh my GAWWWWD! \\ud83d\\ude29 hahaha."} +{"tweet": "S/O @EChadwick32 for kicking my ass in pong last night! But #BBN"} +{"tweet": "Time doesnt heal everything"} +{"tweet": "@LanceTHESPOKEN love it!"} +{"tweet": "That was really hard to say to you<<<<\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@kade_mcdonald lol, I'll keep that in mind. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@OmarOT13 yeah"} +{"tweet": "I don't want it to storm"} +{"tweet": "idk what to wear tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "When @stoller_05, @LaurenBussian and I are together. >>>>> #laughs"} +{"tweet": "@eatyourfaceofff thanks hun(:"} +{"tweet": "@BigPelliott at least we can beat a top 5 team."} +{"tweet": "Just found out that the @MightyDucksD123 have a twitter #lifemade"} +{"tweet": "@ccunningham09 @Codiee_Marie you will always have that reputation!!!"} +{"tweet": "whatever"} +{"tweet": "Bongs & Thongs \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Rootbeer"} +{"tweet": "Why am I doing this to myself"} +{"tweet": "RINALDO WITH THE HAMMERS"} +{"tweet": "I need coffee"} +{"tweet": "Florida Georgia line >>>> everything else"} +{"tweet": "forcing the kids I babysit to watch Elf tonight #tistheseason"} +{"tweet": "My grandma is a messier eater than @KSwizz34 at high school lunch \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "manzi has almost killed me several times today.."} +{"tweet": "Why am I awake."} +{"tweet": "2 cell phones ringin at the same time."} +{"tweet": "@ESPNNFL All the players are afraid to tackle properly now. #toomanyrules"} +{"tweet": "Got to Louisville to ind out it's postponed! Screw you Friday the 13th!!"} +{"tweet": "life goes on. with or without you."} +{"tweet": "Take a chance,make a difference in my life \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@underwhelmist @bajancule when's our cup replay...tomorrow?"} +{"tweet": "Retweet to enter the drawing for a free customized Smack Talker Calls duck call! Entries close at noon tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "I do love older Toby Keith..."} +{"tweet": "@LisaMarieIFMJP oh heehee yeah I do need to do that. Testing however I do not"} +{"tweet": "@bhoupt @AbbyHarris_14 thanks girly!"} +{"tweet": "@michkeklik @droman424 you have an ass it's there for a reason. He's just taking full advantage of it haha"} +{"tweet": "I don't know if I can go 10 days without seeing Mrs. Bachuwa"} +{"tweet": "Last minute Christmas shopping is always fun \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83c\\udf81\\ud83c\\udf81\\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf85 #Loveit"} +{"tweet": "Idk what I still think about that."} +{"tweet": "@rachh_schultz DROPPED IT."} +{"tweet": "@MichelleDBeadle I only judge people when they use bad grammar on social media."} +{"tweet": "@_danielaflores_ hawtttt"} +{"tweet": "Happy thanksgiving have a good one y'all"} +{"tweet": "#Easter his resurrection not the worlds Resurrected evil."} +{"tweet": "@OgleTony whyyyy?! All I said was internet!"} +{"tweet": "@michaelchatman are you putting your beautiful is the woman quotes in a book? I would definitely buy it"} +{"tweet": "@BarbaraTitus haha I'll make sure to post some funny kens tonight :) having an awesome time wish you were still here! Xo"} +{"tweet": "Grilled cheese sandwiches for breakfast. Don't mind if I do. \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Well now it's 14 feet #scary \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@mRYzucco meet ya there I'm still in the parking lot"} +{"tweet": "@SamDuKatz i was kidding you goof"} +{"tweet": "I wish sock gnomes would take the whole damn pile!"} +{"tweet": "Vanilla chai from dunkin' doughnuts \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "\\OH I LOVE DOWNTON ABBEY.\\\" I liked #DowntonPBS before it was so cool. You're not cool. SO STOP PRETENDING TO BE COOL OR I'LL EAT YOU\""} +{"tweet": "Oh my god, why won't these cramps go away? \\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "No need to be a BITCH thanks \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "N gym ! -___-"} +{"tweet": "@nthonypeters @kailiedoe touch\\u00e8 any answer kailie"} +{"tweet": "I'm in a fuck everyone kind of mood"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I like every single picture of @kelseymay_25 and @mockjake22 on Instagram they are just so cute glad to see him happy :)"} +{"tweet": "We work so long to reach our goals but only have so little time to enjoy them #truth"} +{"tweet": "Well I got the dishes washed today. The laundry can wait till tomorrow and the grocery shopping can wait till Kevin gets home. It's nap time"} +{"tweet": "Baylie turns to me and says kk I love you. Will you rub my back ! #knowsWhatShesDoing"} +{"tweet": "@TorieDerrow thanks no i feel dumb lol"} +{"tweet": "@AustinMahone You can fall from the sky, you can fall from the tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me."} +{"tweet": "Youre fucking with the star"} +{"tweet": "I'm obsessed with the song sweet serendipity \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Thank goodness I work with the worlds sweetest people!! Finally bed time."} +{"tweet": "For the first time what's past is past. <3"} +{"tweet": "Tanning... Jk. Burningggg."} +{"tweet": "Feathered & lethal"} +{"tweet": "@jessicabodack im at applebees. David bracken told the lady trav and I are on his team for name that tune #abouttogetcrazy"} +{"tweet": "Seriously I just want icecream."} +{"tweet": "It's way too early to be up on a Saturday."} +{"tweet": "@baylee_beith looking good\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Why"} +{"tweet": "I wake up at 7:30 everyday and I just don't care"} +{"tweet": "@PeteAbe @GordonEdes Doesn't seem like Buchholz has any fire in his eyes. Looks beat up"} +{"tweet": "So much to do in so little time."} +{"tweet": "@jlkisne wow you should write books. For real."} +{"tweet": "#WhenEricDunnIsPresident @ericvdunn will change the national language to Ebonics"} +{"tweet": "Let's go Red Sox chant from the Bruins Lightning game that is in TAMPA"} +{"tweet": "Saw @GoTurbo today. Seriously an amazing film. @IMS looks beautiful and I got chills a few times in the movie. It's funny. BIG FOR INDY!"} +{"tweet": "@JillPfor3 wouldn't trade um for the world. \\ud83d\\udeab\\ud83c\\udf0d For the record we are 100% sober. Our friendship just isn't fucked up anymore \\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "I've never been so scared before."} +{"tweet": "You slide into bed while I get druuuuunnnnkkkkk"} +{"tweet": "Darrel's with the crew"} +{"tweet": "@tweeto58 are you even home yet ?!"} +{"tweet": "@hml_xo I have to wait to ask until my mom gets off work!"} +{"tweet": "@trixareforvicks what are you doing!"} +{"tweet": "@p_r0n11 not really haha"} +{"tweet": "I hope i'm still alive for sled day pt 2."} +{"tweet": "@b_petoskey drunk ass \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "Canton #bound"} +{"tweet": "Trying to sleep and mom is banging around pots & pans, cat is meowing like hell, sister is blaring the tv...hello i love sleep stahhpp"} +{"tweet": "Finger is throbbing and it's been over 48 hours help"} +{"tweet": "Too many thoughts for one night"} +{"tweet": "How the Grinch Stole Christmas really does give an accurate picture of the pos office during Christmas #theworst"} +{"tweet": "Soccer mom powwow at Dunkin donuts. #cunts"} +{"tweet": "MILEY MILEY MILEY MILEY MILEY MILEY MILEY"} +{"tweet": "@_SamanthaPiNK so eat"} +{"tweet": "It's the kinda beat that go"} +{"tweet": "I love when people don't snapchat me back."} +{"tweet": "#TeamNoiPhone"} +{"tweet": "I lie here trapped inside my own mind facing so many regrets."} +{"tweet": "This song makes me throw up in my mouth."} +{"tweet": "@Ki_Marieee I'm sorry"} +{"tweet": "Legggo"} +{"tweet": "Happy Easter everyone! Food, family and hoping to go mudding in the rhino soon. A good day \\ud83d\\udc9b\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc9a\\u2614\\ud83d\\udc90\\ud83d\\udc23\\ud83d\\ude9c"} +{"tweet": "11:11\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Just kill me"} +{"tweet": "I like u tho ... Ha! Plz don't flatter yaself"} +{"tweet": "sitting in a parking lot with other onlookers as they take down the sterling."} +{"tweet": "Got my truck up and running. Thanks to everyone who knew about it for offering what ever help you could. Everyone else can kiss it."} +{"tweet": "Dode it feels like im spinning around... #help \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@Joe_Lepinski haha becareful buddy! Panama City + spring break = stuff that can come back with you"} +{"tweet": "Can't even deal with you anymore."} +{"tweet": "Hair done. Room clean. Bake \\u2601"} +{"tweet": "oth>>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes i wish i could just get what i want.. #selfishme"} +{"tweet": "Is it bedtime yet?"} +{"tweet": "It's too cold to do anything \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "@Holod_Daniel @KateSandkamp @CDHNerf compensating for something?"} +{"tweet": "@bobbilynnmorgan @jeremiahgibson7 LMAO he is a D-U-M-B-A-S-S"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I'm the only one who still looks the same since graduation.. #weird"} +{"tweet": "@KaitlynMae2121 homework in GENERAL should be illegal..\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Looking at old Facebook pictures are bad, then you get to the myspace ones"} +{"tweet": "Our conversations>>>#lovethiskid\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "No matter what you say about you and your bfs \\love\\\". Youre still a slut. #foreveraslut\""} +{"tweet": "This traffic \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "prom season........ BUH."} +{"tweet": "I have a dream to have a dream"} +{"tweet": "Why am I up"} +{"tweet": "Be mine? Valentines day a little late ;) #itsok"} +{"tweet": "A grown man should never wear spandex as his outermost layer. Ever. No exceptions."} +{"tweet": "I hope it feels good enough outside to put the windows down and open up the sunroof again !"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go outside"} +{"tweet": "Gotta left over banana, 4 hours to checkout, on the 6th floor.... Next person I see \\ud83d\\ude2c\\n#lookoutbelow"} +{"tweet": "@BIGKayle just hit me up\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "God made this whole word round. Maybe it's that way, so the paths we go down, we will cross again someday\\ud83d\\udc98"} +{"tweet": "Just have 6 more hours left of internship then @laurenkuehl and I are ozarks bound!"} +{"tweet": "@sTAY_forever__ I'm about to"} +{"tweet": "What numbers was we to do on that review? ... Anyoneeee?"} +{"tweet": "@12nataliesmith ok be there in 1 hour"} +{"tweet": "Christmas ain't even exciting to me no more."} +{"tweet": "I'm annoying."} +{"tweet": "@Emily_Speeed proof or it didn't happen"} +{"tweet": "@GilleyAdam you don't share marshmallows I don't share candy"} +{"tweet": "Me and Devin were on the news... Woah"} +{"tweet": "Seriously no motivation to go to work..."} +{"tweet": "@WWE @JohnCena @Ryback22 @USA_Network It's going to really hard to win a ladder match by climbing tables..."} +{"tweet": "Changing tweets is lyfe"} +{"tweet": "@BigPeaches14 hahah ok man"} +{"tweet": "@ConnorPoke @awade21 as the current holder of the crown for Mr. MHS I would say it's rigged if it isn't"} +{"tweet": "On our way to the game! The weather is out of this world! Perfect night for a baseball game!!"} +{"tweet": "That Jason Derulo song put me in the mood to kiss a chick"} +{"tweet": "I know girl. But I love you cheer up precious :)"} +{"tweet": "Halfway through my dentist appt, the power goes out. Now I have to go back in two days to finish the second half of it. #justmyluck"} +{"tweet": "My mom is driving me crazy, good thing I'm leaving."} +{"tweet": "@esnyds_ shut up"} +{"tweet": "Fingers crossed for a new car tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@heyheyhaleighh no... I am not drinking tonight. It's a Tuesday for God's sake. What do you think I am!? Just in general."} +{"tweet": "Vinatieri will not miss this"} +{"tweet": "@espn Thursday night football is awful"} +{"tweet": "@Its_brittannyyy It is a pretty rough form to fill out ;)"} +{"tweet": "Them 49ers look nice right now though"} +{"tweet": "Am I the only one who holds their keys like a weapon when they're walking home in the dark alone??...#safety first"} +{"tweet": "@stephypoooo stop lying to me :("} +{"tweet": "@tuck_tuck3 WHERE DO THEY SELL THOSE? \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "All I want for Christmas is to be @sarahbelle93 or @MsBrittanybrat or any other preppy you tuber or tweeter \\u26c4\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udf85\\ud83c\\udf84 thank you"} +{"tweet": "@clmgiudici is adorbs. have 2learn2 spell zendaya cuz she good. when @SeanLowe09 is done I'm done w #DWTS"} +{"tweet": "I feel the need to move away far. No one will miss me.."} +{"tweet": "Even in my weakest moments you make me strong #godbless"} +{"tweet": "Loling at @spitzy33's snapchats today. \\ud83d\\ude02 #weirdo"} +{"tweet": "Anyone who asks the question which mascot is more memorable or iconic than Mr. Met is on crack and I have no use for them. #PhanaticFTW"} +{"tweet": "I'm excited for tomorrow ! \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@THEREALHEATHERC Caillou depicts a way of life that only exists in Norman Rockwell paintings."} +{"tweet": "Saddened to read about Mindy McCready hope she is at peace now."} +{"tweet": "My days have been so mixed up here lately"} +{"tweet": "Night Guys"} +{"tweet": "The feeling of it being a Friday>>> #ItWasALongWeek"} +{"tweet": "I was the end of her"} +{"tweet": "@Jen_uhhh both are the definition of perfection"} +{"tweet": "@A_Foster22 mom drove your car and when she turned your dip spit spilled all over her pants #classic \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Glad Flacco finally will get some credit... #ravens"} +{"tweet": "@BecaMaynor missing out on a yummy Progressive Dinner!"} +{"tweet": "Really need to hunt only been a couple days but i already miss it lol #coonhuntinproblems #rain&wind"} +{"tweet": "@DamienMcKenna Yup. I have backups of backups, yet I *still* don't trust my backups."} +{"tweet": "Someone needs to to come unstuck my carrrrr lol"} +{"tweet": "Winter project = shave my car"} +{"tweet": "@Toddlers48 sounds good"} +{"tweet": "@ClaraHendrix I did not know we play the same team today..."} +{"tweet": "@alex_seiger didn't make dinner, didn't give me a massage, and forgot to do my homework"} +{"tweet": "I think I'm actually pretty pissed"} +{"tweet": "@xReklis anytime after 12:10 works!"} +{"tweet": "@Magnolia5k is there a course map anywhere?"} +{"tweet": "@C_T_Jennings66 Yeah, Ethan and Eli broke him to pieces \\ud83d\\ude02 @amandaraquel_3"} +{"tweet": "@Enlowwwww76 WHAT MAKES A GOOD FISHERMAN, PEARCE?"} +{"tweet": "@Dome_boi I think you need to take a deep breath and realize sharing is never the problem. The problem is those who can't except the shares."} +{"tweet": "Thanks LHS for giving me and iPad so my mom can use it more than me"} +{"tweet": "My strength in basketball is my strength #coach #Truth"} +{"tweet": "My sister just told me I look like Katniss-best complement ever given"} +{"tweet": "Everything is annoying me so bad right now ."} +{"tweet": "this three day weekend is doing wonders for my motivation in school"} +{"tweet": "it's okay to be afraid but it will never be the same"} +{"tweet": "Ever since I got the flu mist I have been SO incredibly achey I feel like I got run over!"} +{"tweet": "This storm is gonna be pretty serious I guess."} +{"tweet": "You lied right to my face. #backoff"} +{"tweet": "Yep I'm a loner i guess. Waaa. \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Currently crying at the text shelby just sent me \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@NatSalehi I just gargled some for my strep \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "How many times are the #Buckeyes gonna give up a td on a throw back"} +{"tweet": "Today was great for eating \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@A_lex_is_gr8 okay I'll listen to it"} +{"tweet": "Don't know if I should be excited for @WWE #Raw tonight or if I'll be disappointed at the end"} +{"tweet": "@Mattie_Boh guy had a huge jump, perfect throw he still was safe"} +{"tweet": "Pawn stars all morning."} +{"tweet": "@JakobThePanda Love you too. :/"} +{"tweet": "Done."} +{"tweet": "I have no respect for you omg shut up"} +{"tweet": "You'll be the death of me, but I know I'll die happily"} +{"tweet": "@deborahhmcgrath is cute"} +{"tweet": "@lindseyalexis21 them ray bands! \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Not sure if I should sleep and fail my exams tomorrow or study all night and still fail my exams..."} +{"tweet": "@hisdruidess that's awesome. They sit around and listen to the same music as U"} +{"tweet": "PASSED MY MATH FINAL. Never have I ever been so happy."} +{"tweet": "For the rest of the week I won't be parking by my own house. Thanks fall fest."} +{"tweet": "@jimcramer DG bad buy, overexpans, store every 7 miles. Communities boycotting in high income demos.#58 toohigh"} +{"tweet": "You know your attention span sucks when you can't even drive across town without getting bored."} +{"tweet": "That guy in front of us was ripped"} +{"tweet": "@Mr_C0nfid3nt \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "#5ThingsThatAnnoyMe when people want something and are too afraid, or don't try hard enough to achieve their goal then complain about it."} +{"tweet": "@ThugNasty22 thanks bro , I haven't talked to you in awhile ."} +{"tweet": "I'm far better than this \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@gabsadoodle love youuuu"} +{"tweet": "Ohh what to do this weekend...?"} +{"tweet": "@WP_twigg2 I miss you already /:"} +{"tweet": "@EmilyMonsenn I cant wait to watch you on the big screen!!"} +{"tweet": "My family is nuts"} +{"tweet": "@tay_bad20 at least you didn't keep it eating it"} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna give me and @ChrystinaHai a ride tomorrow?! Well pay for your coffee"} +{"tweet": "This skit on snl is the funniest one \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "wow I'm bored"} +{"tweet": "@mikewong_5 it seriously makes everything easier!"} +{"tweet": "@rebadarling_ ohhhhh"} +{"tweet": "I miss talking to you... I miss hearing your voice.. I miss your southern accent.. I miss you."} +{"tweet": "I need a nap Jack!"} +{"tweet": "a deer just ran in front of the bus \\ud83d\\udc9e\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "All about shameless"} +{"tweet": "@ohhheyxselene he's got it coming big time. (:"} +{"tweet": "stupid."} +{"tweet": "Tine to get the flame thrower out there and wrap this one up #Reds"} +{"tweet": "Everyone's driving the speed limit and it's giving me anxiety"} +{"tweet": "My windows phone doesn't have snap chat but id gladly take all the strange pictures you ppl send to other! #windowsprobs"} +{"tweet": "I guess in the end, all I feel is stupid."} +{"tweet": "@Hiler78 @RaeAnnaShermer1 @CassidyStream @PiperKnudson @Ravennnicoleee @JordankoteKotek @Aye_its_Vic @CharlesTButler you"} +{"tweet": "and you don't have to believe every word that comes out of your dumb ass \\friends\\\" mouths.\""} +{"tweet": "@NathanFillion there's always a spot at our house for the captain!"} +{"tweet": "taking my makeup off is such a pain."} +{"tweet": "I feel like all the teens that just signed up to serve our country that go away to boot camp should have someone close to talk too back home"} +{"tweet": "You get what you give."} +{"tweet": "My sister bringing me chipotle to work >>>>>> #winning"} +{"tweet": "@bdunham14 he's probably the nicest basketball player I've ever met"} +{"tweet": "@IanJamesPoulter Will you be playing the WGC event at Dove Mtn?"} +{"tweet": "@red_Mmeredith33 I know lol"} +{"tweet": "When people who live for drama complain about it lolololololol"} +{"tweet": "You're in control of your own life. If you don't like something, fix it."} +{"tweet": "@shelbey_lytle yes. Just text me and I'll make it happen \\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@BrittBauman_ I think I may... </3"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealTyrese01 \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@dwire_elizabeth I took that;) love u:-) feel better ethan!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@103WKDF @mrBobbyBones @aLukeBryanFan Tell Zbb to Bring it!!"} +{"tweet": "@bridilucia hahaha please. I'm already failing her class I need points"} +{"tweet": "@billyvanore the water is almost up to my tires. so crazy."} +{"tweet": "What I'd give for just one hug."} +{"tweet": "Riding your bike down the middle of the road in this fog probably isn't a good idea. #AlmostRoadkill #Duh"} +{"tweet": "#StoryBehindMyScar I was personally victimized by Regina George."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude20 still pissed he took my favorite fucking bowl"} +{"tweet": "In love with @anniekallod's family \\ud83d\\ude0d #adoptme?"} +{"tweet": "@BrittMBerrian oh... Well, this is awkward. Umm, don't worry. Toga's not even that fun anyways."} +{"tweet": "Shelby are we gonna go there"} +{"tweet": "@shmonks @JeffloCastro @saaraariveraa @brendanoc11 @antcatalina @Matthewdelorenz still confused though"} +{"tweet": "Cannot wait to be reunited with my main bitches @CarlyManderfeld and @BALinscheid after a whole month.."} +{"tweet": "@MtnMD Thanks Dr.Kelly, that's more than I ever hear from bosses at work. I love being a nurse, but find I hate my job sometimes."} +{"tweet": "Not to sterio-type but i just saw a black girl walk into KFC"} +{"tweet": "@EricWhiteCuse Been waiting for this...another piece of the puzzle. Can't wait for to see the IPF standing."} +{"tweet": "@chelseaweee last episode of season 3. I'm torn to pieces."} +{"tweet": "I've missed baseball. Can't wait to go Sunday."} +{"tweet": "Doesn't it seem like when you're out you only run into the people you don't want to see..."} +{"tweet": "Good morning!!"} +{"tweet": "makenzie is stalking me"} +{"tweet": "Like, you can't just get everything handed to you, you have to work for it."} +{"tweet": "Such a great day! #eeek"} +{"tweet": "@ambyrd25 hahah sorry it's just one of those days"} +{"tweet": "@_alishaabaeee should have but I didn't want to bro"} +{"tweet": "@Bean_Bag11 yeah, guess he wanted to one up the first guy."} +{"tweet": "@JKorngable Just make sure there aren't any elk or horses in the runway and you're good!"} +{"tweet": "Everyone's getting homecoming dates \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@alex_masonn our life in a tweet"} +{"tweet": "In a parallel universe"} +{"tweet": "Watching cheer worlds on tv at work \\ud83d\\ude0d #missit"} +{"tweet": "@BorderDaCougah @RuffeHusky I don't know.."} +{"tweet": "So glad I got to facetime @vminkemeyer tonight. Made my day"} +{"tweet": "#WhiteCollar are you kidding me"} +{"tweet": "My mom and dad are both out at the bar and I'm at home packing and cooking food for my brother... What is life"} +{"tweet": "Music is the only thing that can change my mood in just a couple seconds"} +{"tweet": "Driving home from Pittsburgh"} +{"tweet": "@hooley_liz @king_sized dude the fuzzies are sticking to my hand \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I am sooooo ratchet on snapchat"} +{"tweet": "@hunth0lla love and miss you too"} +{"tweet": "@saranotsarah_ you're so popular"} +{"tweet": "Jared - \\primary voice of Holy Spirit is Word of God.\\\" Ariel (10 yr old)next to me says \\\"if you want to hear from God, just read the Bible.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "My computer once beat me in chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing."} +{"tweet": "#storybehindmyscar biking accident, all I remember is waking up with a Chinese family surrounding me."} +{"tweet": "And then, I remember Teen Wolf comes on at 10:00."} +{"tweet": "@sharnish11 you're welcome!"} +{"tweet": "Whenever I paint my nails, I always end up ruining them by touching something. \\ud83d\\udc85 #Why"} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna hangout ."} +{"tweet": "@pokeminseok but is it too spooky"} +{"tweet": "@mnicole16 They're sooo gross"} +{"tweet": "I could disappear tomorrow & they would remember me by how much of a disruptance I was."} +{"tweet": "My Imagine Dragons anthem is on. It always plays on the radio when I'm naughty."} +{"tweet": "Very few people get my sense of humor, and those who don't, think I'm actually dumb or just being stupid."} +{"tweet": "I gotta workout today"} +{"tweet": "@Sergbball_10 oh nvm, I figured it out.. \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "Buffalo Wild Wings with @BritJaneee tonight!! \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Wow worst night ever"} +{"tweet": "Girl you don't know one thing about football #swerve"} +{"tweet": "Rib grill pool"} +{"tweet": "@JustinZick @aurishay_ we are literally sitting on bench at Dadisman lol"} +{"tweet": "@DamnCamD guess what im drinking!"} +{"tweet": "@gmoneyy1 lol the hunt is on"} +{"tweet": "just put your skin baby on my skin"} +{"tweet": "Sweeeet Caroline"} +{"tweet": "@iDanceFlyy @kay_leigh3 @Tuellzy \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Breaking Red Dawn #AddAWordRuinAMovie"} +{"tweet": "Im so nervous to meet Wyatt's mom."} +{"tweet": "That joke at least deserved a pity laugh..."} +{"tweet": "I want my cat. Or my boyfriend. #comehere"} +{"tweet": "I haven't had pants on in a long time."} +{"tweet": "@TheRealTyStokes yepppers!"} +{"tweet": "If you don't intend on doing something then don't tell me you will."} +{"tweet": "@SarahOstlund22 hahaha okay"} +{"tweet": "#nowplaying @GreenDay Loss of Control"} +{"tweet": "How am I supposed to study for finals when there's both a Harry Potter marathon on and college football #notgoingtohappen"} +{"tweet": "@MadiMarieHann @CaleBackward5 anytime. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "just spent 5710 hours trying to open a laffy taffy"} +{"tweet": "you gotta look good to play good."} +{"tweet": "@NoPeckerSwecker yeah your welcome Just Remember your too cute to stress and too high to worry about bullshit :)"} +{"tweet": "@bgonteski that was before the fun all ended. Hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@caseyboatwright true, but I think Im the master of psychology haha"} +{"tweet": "@LizKrieg_ I picked them bitches out the ground for realz"} +{"tweet": "Live , have some fun . We'll be fineeee"} +{"tweet": "Sleeping is going to be interesting tonight. #ouch"} +{"tweet": "There ain't shit to do..."} +{"tweet": "@miller_lu_21 i will.....when i get down in the area. Lol"} +{"tweet": "Someone just thought Madeline and I were twins #uhno"} +{"tweet": "How ironic"} +{"tweet": "TWICE"} +{"tweet": "IU can ball at Assembly"} +{"tweet": "@AlyssaLives omg!! Atleast u don't have to climb a bunk bed hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Only bad kids play a day game Week 1."} +{"tweet": "I need a large amount of food in my belly. NOW!"} +{"tweet": "Why is there a red circle when someone just favorites your tweet. I hate this new update."} +{"tweet": "If you're a guy with no soul, I'm attracted to you"} +{"tweet": "Cookie dough where are you"} +{"tweet": "Here, I'll pull you out \\ud83c\\udfa3\\ud83c\\udfc3"} +{"tweet": "Sleeping in my own bed>>> #EightDays"} +{"tweet": "@RJohnston77EGR @lynleecotton wow Ryan."} +{"tweet": "@triciadoc @moiraoconnor ill leave right now"} +{"tweet": "You can keep your pride and blame me if you need to, even though this freedom feels a lot like treason,I know staying's worse than leaving.."} +{"tweet": "I'm in a good mood too I'm just in the worst pain everywhere and it's horrible \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "senior division gonna be live this year. It will be interesting"} +{"tweet": "A-rod is such a disappointment"} +{"tweet": "@MarioLopezExtra man Mario does your wife ever get jealous of your job?"} +{"tweet": "Now what am I supposed to do the rest of my night? \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Distance learning is great! When else can you enjoy a beer while listening to a Dr. Schreck lecture and not feel super judged ;)"} +{"tweet": "@McNerd_72 yeah"} +{"tweet": "Could really use that vac right about now.."} +{"tweet": "@_flvacko_ so one month for sneakers and 45 years or more for a car"} +{"tweet": "@theolpigskin @hosstalavista maybe next time."} +{"tweet": "I wanna go home"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to hangout with me because there's no way I'm falling asleep"} +{"tweet": "I'm so comfy like I'm not hot or anything \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Things that make you go #dafuq?"} +{"tweet": "i'm a lot more bold than others"} +{"tweet": "@treyhonts32 @bretworley12 shhhhhh no one asked you trey ."} +{"tweet": "No Mrs. Shannon, really, keep giving me tests, I want to fail spanish"} +{"tweet": "When people make fun of me for liking the islanders I just tell them that islanders blow and I go to about 10 bruins game a year"} +{"tweet": "i knew you were a threat from the beginning"} +{"tweet": "If you have to make up a scenario to buying something you probably don't need it"} +{"tweet": "@AlexandraBurbey this weekend\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Love having a truck in this weather"} +{"tweet": "Need more of you"} +{"tweet": "Listening to a more recent Tech song thats actually pretty good"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow is the first day in a super long time that I have absolutely nothing to do. CANT WAIT."} +{"tweet": "@ethnweeks @emoles13 @kateriyoakum debatable ;)"} +{"tweet": "@ALalinde7 just something about penis... I can't put a finger on it. I can put a tongue on it though."} +{"tweet": "@Keepiton_theLO forreal?"} +{"tweet": "One episode of #WalkingDead then I'm going to sleep. It's been a long day."} +{"tweet": "Abby Marshall was found alone in the Ped Mall last night after an hour of listening to the saw musician play and bumming 10+ cigs #culture"} +{"tweet": "Goodnight .."} +{"tweet": "@SeneffJr @JTS3267 are either one of you home?"} +{"tweet": "He's an angry elf"} +{"tweet": "Hangover 3 looks funny"} +{"tweet": "bumper cars. #whiplashcity #bringiton"} +{"tweet": "@usafmilburn desperately!"} +{"tweet": "all sketchy chinese places look the same"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know how to feel right now. #Unbelievable"} +{"tweet": "does anyone have a sunscreen that they love, considering summer coming soon #kbtm10k"} +{"tweet": "This girl is like so proud of herself for failing a drug test lol."} +{"tweet": "I'm not sleeping in my room tonight if the Pats lose\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Laying in dark house in front of a fireplace under blankets in the winter with hot chocolate sounds like heaven\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Accidentally favoriting tweets is always fun."} +{"tweet": "@JCarnahan_ not yet.."} +{"tweet": "Not even a week and you already have someone else"} +{"tweet": "I'm YoUnG & I'm ReCkLeSs"} +{"tweet": "@MickiMaynard @freep @detnews it's getting covered for sure but I meant more of the long-term historical and political consequences"} +{"tweet": "What's it gonna take for eko to come out tonight. I haven't seen him in four score years."} +{"tweet": "Cubs need a bullpen and 2 more bats and watch the fuck out"} +{"tweet": "Yay I have a cold today #death #sotired"} +{"tweet": "I guess being a slutty bunny is better then a Slutty cat"} +{"tweet": "@xoxomacii_ no maci. #die"} +{"tweet": "open gym today at 4 .. in the weightroom with Coach Rupp at 2:45 unless you are in a help session!!!"} +{"tweet": "@RachaelllP I was just gonna tweet thy... you whore."} +{"tweet": "It all comes down to this."} +{"tweet": "@emilyesisk you are absolutely correct"} +{"tweet": "@bellamia324 correct"} +{"tweet": "From a very high cliff"} +{"tweet": "@BWolber come and get it"} +{"tweet": "@mfakahua_15 @AriInW_nderland wait you don't even watch the third season?! I'm done with you"} +{"tweet": "When in doubt twerk it out. Just kidding I want twerk."} +{"tweet": "It is supposed to get easier, but in reality, it is getting harder each day. \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "need a nap. #fahk"} +{"tweet": "She's tweeting about how she's going to throw a dagger at your neck. Beat her ass. @Bsmcbee"} +{"tweet": "#cut4Justin idiots"} +{"tweet": "Come on Dallas!!"} +{"tweet": "@Peter12393 @dylanr_bass not this Friday, but next Friday. & it's teacher development day!"} +{"tweet": "@onewomanrevolt yup, that's definitely the problem here :) #thumbsup"} +{"tweet": "Stanley Cup to Chicago in one of the more crazier ways you will ever see a championship won....#NHL"} +{"tweet": "I can hardly walk today."} +{"tweet": "Felt good to get a well earned W \\ud83d\\udcaa\\u26be"} +{"tweet": "Tonight was pretty great! (: \\n#somuchfun"} +{"tweet": "@Alexx_Crouch nope, Johnson city"} +{"tweet": "This class will be the death of me"} +{"tweet": "don't say it doesn't matter because it's gonna matter to me"} +{"tweet": "@Nick_Kellz78 @nikelas_angelo nick my cousins brother said your not too yourself \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "All of that just for this. Fuck man"} +{"tweet": "I have more bible verses embedded into my brain than anyone else who's never read the bible"} +{"tweet": "Don't make a dumb decision."} +{"tweet": "I'm so so sorry @JCraw4991! #realtalk #pleaseforgiveme"} +{"tweet": "He is a Christian who tries to be the kind of neighbor Christ would be, and the kind of citizen Christ would be. George Hodges"} +{"tweet": "I hate feeling rushed and it's only 11:49..."} +{"tweet": "I swear it seems that if one person has a good weekend, everyone does"} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when you find your dads doppelganger #freaky"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for my tye dye vans to get here! \\u263a #impatient"} +{"tweet": "What a girl wants is literally on tv everyday."} +{"tweet": "@ScotchTheDrink hurry up. I'm thirsty. Lets leave."} +{"tweet": "I don't understand how some guys can completely let their girlfriends control their lives. Do you know how to have fun?"} +{"tweet": "Heck I don't have anyone to impress I don't even cuuuurrrr"} +{"tweet": "I have too many blankets."} +{"tweet": "@hernandezjenny5 @JadeMalovey @miahware98 @Saucedojessi well next weekend, and we have all summer too!"} +{"tweet": "@Maaleeah hahaha okay."} +{"tweet": "One hour cram sesh before my psych exam. I can do this."} +{"tweet": "@SnappYoFingers I feel like that happens a lot"} +{"tweet": "So I was about to go to sleep, but you texted me. So now I'm not going to bed any time soon."} +{"tweet": "I'm sitting by your grandparents at the girls game @LjA012 hahaha :-)"} +{"tweet": "Don't be so cold we could be fire"} +{"tweet": "You have no one to blame but yourself."} +{"tweet": "I got all I need and it's alright with me"} +{"tweet": "@BackstageRye #firstworldprobz"} +{"tweet": "@ESZ_BenThomas I will be in the same boat as you in 45 minutes. Not happy about it"} +{"tweet": "Nice to everyone but me"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealMirzet Lmaoo yes it does Taco Bell is literally 30 seconds from me !"} +{"tweet": "Chocolate milk, Great Gatsby soundtrack, and Advanced Bio packet. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Live with a chip on your shoulder and never look back, this life is yours"} +{"tweet": "Most ridiculous day at work ever. Surpasses Black Friday."} +{"tweet": "I swear people don't think before they talk sometimes"} +{"tweet": "my whole day is ruined. thanks guys"} +{"tweet": "I remember specifically telling people it wasn't gonna be like this but it it and I'm about done"} +{"tweet": "@borinlauren_ smiths :)"} +{"tweet": "Nobody likes the Yankees. Let's get real here"} +{"tweet": "your poor."} +{"tweet": "I wanna have another night with @BaileyNichole96, @jessicacraig14, Blake and Wesley.. Plus @Tee_McCormick22 soon. \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@Tre_crx we aren't making sausage.."} +{"tweet": "do you even care anymore \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Successfully avoided drinking tonight, even though the peer pressure was great"} +{"tweet": "Guess I will unblock Corbin"} +{"tweet": "Everything reminds me of you ."} +{"tweet": "@Dane_A1_Helnore @meseberg2 you got blamed but I did it #sneaky"} +{"tweet": "All I want is a boyfriend who is taller than me, older than me, and athletic. I really don't think that is too much to ask for."} +{"tweet": "She feels like carolina looks like california"} +{"tweet": "Of course I get called in early why does that not surprise me #slavingaway"} +{"tweet": "@YaGurWex can u hurry? plz"} +{"tweet": "Why does the VS website let you change the length of yogas but not sweat pants? #pissed"} +{"tweet": "Had a nice time at my dads tonight... #NeedToGoThereMore"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@eatshitphilly75 @stoner_alex here's this homo now"} +{"tweet": "Thats your own damn fault. Don't blame anyone else but yourself."} +{"tweet": "Voorhees, we all know that you would have acted the same way if you won so please stop because all your arguments are invalid p.s #\\ud83c\\udf7c\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83c\\udf7c\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83c\\udf7c\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83c\\udf7c\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83c\\udf7c"} +{"tweet": "@sammie_12p I know ;) p's I'm watching you"} +{"tweet": "When my friends come to me for getto advice>>>>> #swag"} +{"tweet": "Having feelings for a person who doesn't feel the same way back is the worst"} +{"tweet": "64 flash cards to do for history , that are due tomorrow . Fml \\ud83d\\ude32\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "When Kori Monahan wears yoga pants \\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca6"} +{"tweet": "Brb crying"} +{"tweet": "#RunnerRunner is the sound I make running to the bathroom after a giant Mexican dinner"} +{"tweet": "@AllenJames_201 hahaa indeed we do! the other weekend was fun, we'll have to replay it but time ten haa! lemme know when you're free!"} +{"tweet": "@blazeoflight yeah. I can't work at a place where I'm miserable. = why Marlee has had 8 jobs in 2 years"} +{"tweet": "Being on babysitting vacation is the best!"} +{"tweet": "@NOTSCCleveland the Browns need to get rid of weeden don't you agree?"} +{"tweet": "@emilyjeang has anyone ever said you resemble sierra boggess?"} +{"tweet": "@skerstetter2 what my beautiful face? \\n#bye ;)"} +{"tweet": "@TaylorH1997 hahaha yeah some Jeff dude apparently. Lol but hey idk you but you know my life story. Sounds about right."} +{"tweet": "Some of the questions some people ask @booker22 are too funny"} +{"tweet": "Awk moment when I get home and just finished crying and my mom automatically says I'm baked & that look like toast .."} +{"tweet": "That was such a good game."} +{"tweet": "@Euphonium1021 like its very satisfying"} +{"tweet": "@chloe_woodard heck, I don't have a filter, it just kinda comes out. Hahaha"} +{"tweet": "My doctor can straight up go fuck himself"} +{"tweet": "Tonight at church a ladys bulletin caught on fire while we were all signing Silent Night so she threw it on the floor.. I went in panic mode"} +{"tweet": "So happy my itching went away."} +{"tweet": "@samanthakeagan I miss you too"} +{"tweet": "@MustangVB10 I love Mexican soap operas..."} +{"tweet": "@Zach_Guarino lol nice. Depending on the type of girl you think she is just ask her out. You have nothing to lose!! I have faith"} +{"tweet": "Debating on whether I should or shouldn't go through with this motorcycle thing next month."} +{"tweet": "@calereining The Canes are shopping the #5 pick. Looking for a top4 D. I know you agree Edler would be a perfect fit for that trade."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Feelin' a little on the rough side today."} +{"tweet": "to have a fire friday or not..."} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna need my boy to get back soon"} +{"tweet": "Tonights been amazing."} +{"tweet": "@Sydney_Nichole_ get better. I'm sure there'll be some out tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@Kylee_Pierce_ cheer up I'm sorry \\ud83d\\ude18 it will be okay\\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "@troy_taljonick @BelillLiam @poonscout @jimmyrobinson21 @Gaget_98 @_noah_layton oh well"} +{"tweet": "' Its A Same When I Can Only Talk To Him When He High ."} +{"tweet": "@BryanStars tell them Ricky said they're fucking gay tools."} +{"tweet": "When your mom is in a good mood life is easier."} +{"tweet": "@taylorvice95 yeah. Do that one!!"} +{"tweet": "@_ceemarieee @NJCUMensSoccer Thanks! We will have it to you by around 10 pm, if not sooner..."} +{"tweet": "This game just went to show how it's the best rivalry in the nfl. Smash mouth ball. Nowhere else in the league everything's a shootout now"} +{"tweet": "So I'm just now getting out of bed \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@trustsissue Why the heck should I???"} +{"tweet": "@juliabrooks0 it opened probably 5 months ago?? It's been opening for a good bit now, glad you enjoyed!"} +{"tweet": "@mk_milla Thanks for favoriting everything. You'll forever be my favorite simply because you make me feel better. #GoshILoveYou"} +{"tweet": "Shoutout to my girl @mirandacosgrove"} +{"tweet": "Nothing quite like a great workout to relieve a little stress."} +{"tweet": "@wiizkarlifa yayyyyyy there better be corn dogs tonight"} +{"tweet": "I'm hommeee \\ud83d\\ude0a time for tanning pools and spending time with my girl.\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@JACK_MAG_5 basically"} +{"tweet": "@Baaaaaabydollll okay.."} +{"tweet": "@amueta HAHAHAHAHAHA i tweeted this literally cuz i KNEW youd tweet at me!!! hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "will someone take @_BKHavItYourWay & I to Jason \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Giant eagle was seriously evacuated"} +{"tweet": "Man I love this city and can't wait to move \\ud83d\\ude0e\\ud83d\\ude06\\ud83d\\ude06"} +{"tweet": "So creeped out. The \\10\\\" guy was in today \\ud83d\\ude33 @amandalouu82\""} +{"tweet": "Thank you Jesus for getting me to marymount safely #HolyMoly, glad don't stop believing came on too to me be through it #ThanksLord"} +{"tweet": "My dog is broke"} +{"tweet": "@TayKsu @QuinlanStein4 crap they don't even have twitter"} +{"tweet": "Long over due"} +{"tweet": "I'm just gonna wing it tommorow cause I have no idea where the hell I'm goin"} +{"tweet": "@Ajdeezi for the right price every ticket I have is for sale."} +{"tweet": "I just looked at photo albums with my mom for a while.... Damnnn was I a good lookin' kid. Wooo"} +{"tweet": "Pursuit of happiness!"} +{"tweet": "@neda_17 completely understandable"} +{"tweet": "Wait what day is homecoming again"} +{"tweet": "I don't know what happened."} +{"tweet": "thank god my pup is here to make me feel better"} +{"tweet": "The #Wildboyz is such an educational television program."} +{"tweet": "@chandler_rigdon possibly!"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealestMane @ClaudChainz haha thanks bro"} +{"tweet": "Yea I just called an Asian a nigger. What? #"} +{"tweet": "@lexibythrowxoxo prank call?"} +{"tweet": "Dancing all day! \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc6f"} +{"tweet": "Solid chill sesh with @Sarah_Tedesco @RickyReins and @Rob_Moll"} +{"tweet": "Wish I could go to umass but I'd only be there for an hour"} +{"tweet": "@ScannelliKryssa @JennaBrooke3 it's up to Jenna!"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to get the fuck outta here @Enterprise rent a car"} +{"tweet": "#fridaynight...in bed at 8pm...I love this"} +{"tweet": "Ohh tonight should be one hell of a night! Better see everyone out there since everyone is leaving for college in couple weeks!!"} +{"tweet": "watching jackass reminds me of @ChesterBarnabei obsession with it as well as CKY"} +{"tweet": "Love being off today"} +{"tweet": "@CaitlynMulligan no way! That shows back?"} +{"tweet": "That was the gayest thing I've ever seen"} +{"tweet": "Don't make me take this bio test tomorrow #done"} +{"tweet": "I love reading the Word. Miracle after miracle after miracle!"} +{"tweet": "This shoe is gonna fit right up your butt when I kick your ass bro !"} +{"tweet": "I hate when songs abruptly stop . Can you not ."} +{"tweet": "I miss my little hippie."} +{"tweet": "It's okay if you don't like me...."} +{"tweet": "Cannot wait for this surprise \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@kristendoute Why is ariana's hair so greasy? She looks like a nasty, THIRSTY bitch. #TeamKristen"} +{"tweet": "@KimsAmazing you confusin a young nigga, good luck with all your aspirations though"} +{"tweet": "If Hunts doesn't win this I'm crying"} +{"tweet": "@Brinley_Elzbth Amen \\ud83d\\ude4f \\ud83d\\udc43\\ud83d\\udc31\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\u274c"} +{"tweet": "I forgot jasmine still has my account"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to go eat with meh \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@SamanthaBusch great job"} +{"tweet": "This is the first day I haven't felt like I'm digging out of an emotional hole in a long time."} +{"tweet": "Need a ts in 10"} +{"tweet": "I still wanted Michigan to win, but I'm happy for Ohio State right now! #sabinloses"} +{"tweet": "Freezing cold in cm, sick and my mom just left the house #fuck"} +{"tweet": "@kclqn @ashley_simon6 @carleymolisani not kidding...."} +{"tweet": "It's so much better when we're together"} +{"tweet": "I guess we are who we are"} +{"tweet": "When people hate it doesn't phase me. If I wasn't on top..why would you be aiming at me anyway? Keep your friends close. Cold world. Lol \\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Morgan Freeman has led such a fulfilling life"} +{"tweet": "@KatieDubbb it's so much more than that.. but you're right \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Thursdays are always the worst \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Danielle is my favorite, she rocked that song"} +{"tweet": "So many good movies on to make up for this shitty Monday. Princess diaries, 13 going on 30 and sisterhood of the traveling pants. \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Nicole if you are reading this.... I'm on the couch.... on my last night here.... find the problem in that sentance.... #itsthewholesentance"} +{"tweet": "@JazweezyB that's not too tall."} +{"tweet": "Young money"} +{"tweet": "If you have an iPhone go download Simpsons tapped out and add me becuse its a quality game and i am obsessed."} +{"tweet": "My last two days has been all smoking hookah and watching The Walking Dead! Back to work tomorrow :/"} +{"tweet": "@WhatsUpImClark very true"} +{"tweet": "\\@Rantingproblz: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GIVE ME HEAD, I HATE IT WHEN YOU GIVE ME HEADACHES. #LyricsILikeToScream\\\" @_tWINning_2\""} +{"tweet": "just housed a corn on the cob in like 10 seconds flat \\ud83c\\udf3d"} +{"tweet": "@SicTransitSarah but he's raw"} +{"tweet": "Channel 816 sucks tonight....again! @litledylanlee"} +{"tweet": "@AyeIts_HOP I wish I could play at Fitch.\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I get so jealous so easy"} +{"tweet": "4 more guys"} +{"tweet": "at least @supjessicaaa closes with me! let's be outta here by 6:30. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "It's not a good feeling sitting at home thinking of every possible thing that could possibly go wrong in your life."} +{"tweet": "And even though you mean so much to me, I can't wait through everything, is this really happening?\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Jamming out.to high school cds on the way home from a playoff win #goodtimes"} +{"tweet": "@madiejansen can I get a loan?"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could sleep"} +{"tweet": "@AmyAmes108 I feel like I am. :/"} +{"tweet": "September 7th... \\ud83d\\ude0d you're going to be SICK"} +{"tweet": "@jshthmpsn @Ejordo23 Josh you know the drill! Happened to you too!"} +{"tweet": "Dimple piercings are disgusting and attractive in any way"} +{"tweet": "Game 5 is somehow worse then Game 4. Dear God make it end."} +{"tweet": "I hope you have the time of your life. \\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wonder why I'm single. But then I remember some of the things I say and do..and I never have to wonder too long."} +{"tweet": "@HaydenEubank indeed my brother and lay in magic feilds"} +{"tweet": "@AlexaMattils @tayytownsend @xomeowgrrrl1234 haha you were sitting right behind me and I'm pretty sure you just said it to be funny"} +{"tweet": "@Legend_1337 haha bye"} +{"tweet": "@britainro you're so cute hahahah. :)"} +{"tweet": "Another big asset that could help us out so much."} +{"tweet": "@HebbyPosts it's uncircumcised tho whoever asked that."} +{"tweet": "Perfect day for a rzr ride \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "@gabbyriveraaa @s_bizzle33 yep"} +{"tweet": "@AIlgenfritz7 you couldn't handle it!!"} +{"tweet": "What"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to go to school tomorrow with a giant brandade wrapped around my ear"} +{"tweet": "@PresidentBarnas @NathaaanBryan noooo\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude02 you did em like that \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "One of the worst decisions I've made was buying a gas-guzzling car \\ud83d\\udcb0\\ud83d\\udcb0"} +{"tweet": "@CarlyMagnus1 I've had mine pierced over a year and haven't changed it"} +{"tweet": "Spending $100 on summer school is the most wastefull thing I've done."} +{"tweet": "And my mom wants to take me out to eat.. #cantwin"} +{"tweet": "being a @CommonWhiteGirI at Starbucks"} +{"tweet": "@CaitlynBywalski double chem tomorrow #swag"} +{"tweet": "Torqued"} +{"tweet": "I'm not going to be able to focus on school tomorrow #playoffs \\u26bd\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "After I get some shit done"} +{"tweet": "@JamieSoles welcome! I'll see you tonight I can finally come!! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "My mom didn't even deny that she just had sex! #wtf! \\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "@stacyjorgensen Is it hot in here or us it just you?"} +{"tweet": "lol she thought I was kidding"} +{"tweet": "I don't wanna miss @kels3yjanett but I have a fever & feel like shit. If this doesn't calm down by 3 I might have to stay home. #sickntired"} +{"tweet": "@deehuds a soap opera?"} +{"tweet": "@JefeCrandall you jinxed it with that post on my FB...Thank you!"} +{"tweet": "the best people always go through the toughest things I swear"} +{"tweet": "when the salesman at docs asks you questions about supplements because you know more than him\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "My group chat is broken #1stworldproblems"} +{"tweet": "@laur_velks12 hahah Omg so funny!! But no I don't think so :( we're you out last night?! I thought I saw you!"} +{"tweet": "@McKenzie_Kel i know"} +{"tweet": "@connorfpears we have for years ahead of us filled with that, don't worry bud"} +{"tweet": "WELL CONGRATULATIONS I DIDN'T KNOW YOU TWO HAD MADE THINGS SO OFFICIAL. JUST DON'T CALL ME WHEN IT FIZZLES, IN FACT DON'T CALL ME AT ALL."} +{"tweet": "Can I just talk to a guy and actually have it go somewhere."} +{"tweet": "Guess wwhat I get to eat plain chicken I'm so Fuckin lucky"} +{"tweet": "Honestly. I'm so lucky I'm in love with my best friend <3 :) #loveHim"} +{"tweet": "Brosesh if anyone wants to cool their heels at @Ethan_Mensch_11's house."} +{"tweet": "YOU ARE SO ANNOYING SHUT UP I DON'T CARE"} +{"tweet": "At Olive Garden now getting ready to go shopping!"} +{"tweet": "@CuntenUllmer stand in the mirror and hold your butt cheeks and just whisper \\you're pretty\\\" to your self\""} +{"tweet": "@josswhedon @lori_konecki Knitting!!! *goes back to knitting ALL OF THE THINGS!!!*"} +{"tweet": "Nothing, absolutely nothing, smells better than how it smells outside right now. #purebliss"} +{"tweet": "@kiles_77 he's such a babe"} +{"tweet": "I hate winter. I'm going crazyyyyy."} +{"tweet": "Sad and happy at the same time \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "I miss Summer"} +{"tweet": "camping? i miss camping #rocko #90sareallthat"} +{"tweet": "@hcmurph94 @Chasingth3Light Get of the Holmstrom train. 1 he sucks. 2 hes retiring. Mike Knuble cityyyyy"} +{"tweet": "@cooperjags4 i totally agree"} +{"tweet": "@A_St13 can't wait!"} +{"tweet": "#swerve seriously ...&& ohh while yer at it...please make sure you do it in the direction of a brick wall....yeah that'd be great...#kayybye"} +{"tweet": "OMG I give up on today already #WorkSucks #KickingMyArse"} +{"tweet": "Grow the fuck up, your 24 and you have a kid"} +{"tweet": "That would be nice if I had something to do tonight.."} +{"tweet": "@teddy_tubbie well...in the moment I liked all of you.."} +{"tweet": "@ChanceHarper_17 already do"} +{"tweet": "I hate dry skin. I hate it more when its on my face.."} +{"tweet": "@youcookitright I must have been looking at a different tweet!"} +{"tweet": "My dad and Vince hate every pair of sunglasses I bought this weekend \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "Doing yoga changed my dad today!"} +{"tweet": "Shoutout to @shaina_tamminen . Get her to 600! \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "These commercials feel like forever"} +{"tweet": "3-4 to be safe \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "But it is alot easier said than done."} +{"tweet": "Don't just favorite the tweet you're sending me mixed signals here"} +{"tweet": "@simply_brooke_w then it isn't a ban. It's a blessing"} +{"tweet": "What's the point in trying"} +{"tweet": "My dreams is winning a national championship on college"} +{"tweet": "My night is consisting of the 1999 version of Alice in Wonderland. And I'm okay with that."} +{"tweet": "Couldn't slow down so we had to crash it"} +{"tweet": "Worst feeling in the world is losing that one person you couldn't go a day without taking to.."} +{"tweet": "The contents of Mom and I bonding is just her threatening to tell me what happens in today's soap operas."} +{"tweet": "18 % #chew"} +{"tweet": "@FordIsBored erry weekend"} +{"tweet": "friday night in wayne..and we're doing laundry. @JenniferSladky #livingthelife \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@BCavino aw brooke\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@WiSH_Williams I will come down right now and stomp you"} +{"tweet": "Have enjoyed great acts I've never heard of @lollapalooza & ones I know. But I've been missing out on sick DJ sets find me at Perry's"} +{"tweet": "Oh god \\ud83d\\ude06\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Continue playing video games.. Or do wat she wants yall to do?"} +{"tweet": "@Alex_Noren Welcome back to Stilly:)"} +{"tweet": "I got my new swim suit,"} +{"tweet": "@chops777 Until close."} +{"tweet": "@cnnbrk that it's okay to go and kill ppl and all you get is life in jail. Which yes is a long time, but after killing all those innocent p"} +{"tweet": "#FourWordBible eat everything in sight"} +{"tweet": "Anyone that's trying to text me my cell been fukin up so if I don't reply within an Hr I probably didn't get it Or I just don't like you"} +{"tweet": "YoungLife #sharptop was an amazing retreat this weekend. Changed me for the better. Ready to go in the right direction #blessed"} +{"tweet": "@D_determined_H 12 points 6 reb 10 ast"} +{"tweet": "There's going to bed early, and there's the Internet... #selfcontrol"} +{"tweet": "I still wanna be Blake Lively .. when will my dream come true"} +{"tweet": "Well that guy is playing a plumber. @krysshae"} +{"tweet": "Meeting this girl is the biggest blessing of my life, she makes me want to be a better person. So glad I can call her mine @WebbKelli"} +{"tweet": "I will never understand why people hashtag selfie when there is other people in the picture with them. Lol uhh..."} +{"tweet": "@hollyblowers1 #elementaryschoolconfessions we used to cut up erasers for the hell of it. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "S/O to the thirsty girls on instagram."} +{"tweet": "Sigh..."} +{"tweet": "Had a wonderful day\\ud83d\\ude0d #HappyTweet"} +{"tweet": "I'm so glad I don't have to worry about graduation this year."} +{"tweet": "@Smittyy32 oh for suuuure"} +{"tweet": "\\She's built like a soccer player no wonder you like her\\\" no mom stop\""} +{"tweet": "I feel like every house in Carbondale is haunted #notarealplace"} +{"tweet": "I just don't know how to deal with all this pressure anymore"} +{"tweet": "Playing catch and batting tonight really made me realize I really miss softball."} +{"tweet": "@andrewhoffman0 @YCCF1 @emmakimberly3 @Codyleedrnt @DougWelker_ @jessie_650 i ddint have her twitter"} +{"tweet": "Hi, I'm Brittany Whitmore and I have no morals ! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Why do chores if I am never home and I don't use dishes??? I'd really like to know"} +{"tweet": "Wish I didn't feel this way"} +{"tweet": "Do you ever wonder about me... Like I wonder about you?..."} +{"tweet": "@AddEmHaires thought so hehe"} +{"tweet": "today this guy in drivers Ed asked me a question and Im just like I don't know I'm winging it\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Yeah #ItDoes"} +{"tweet": "@fayfredricks hello. Hope your day is good."} +{"tweet": "What doesn't kill you makes you bitter."} +{"tweet": "Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same"} +{"tweet": "Chores! Yeah #dontWantTo #sleep"} +{"tweet": "I really can't explain how I'm not failing her class."} +{"tweet": "I fuck up everything that I come into contact with I swear I do"} +{"tweet": "@myaperry_ @julian_lavallee ain't no one gonna be home at my place so we could I'dc!"} +{"tweet": "@SkieSmith whichever"} +{"tweet": "I should get a membership at a gym or something? #gonnahaveto"} +{"tweet": "i want a pandora bracelet! \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Getting up at 4:00 o'clock to go Jacksonville in the morning!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Who will be Miss America 2013? #excited"} +{"tweet": "Really wishing I could go to the Packer game"} +{"tweet": "I pictured this differently, I cast us in perfect light. I traded eternity for what's been taken away."} +{"tweet": "My track and field picture is awful. #ugh"} +{"tweet": "Duck! Duck! Go!"} +{"tweet": "@DakotaWademan @nate_marquez @wbrits21 our beer bodies hehe"} +{"tweet": "@gguth183 haha good form! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "So happy this semester is coming to an end \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I'm faithful to my girlfriend. I love my girlfriend. All I want and need is my girlfriend. And there's NOBODY that can change that."} +{"tweet": "screw it, I'm playing ball today, I'll quit when I can't take the pain anymore"} +{"tweet": "Gus Johnson's uber excitement is a little mismatched for soccer announcing."} +{"tweet": "When you miss someone this much. You no it's real."} +{"tweet": "@TorreySmithWR making the Champ consider early retirement"} +{"tweet": "Nothing beats peanut butter and chocolate icecream."} +{"tweet": "@Fergtastic05 I would smoke him"} +{"tweet": "Can I just leave now and go home..."} +{"tweet": "Oh lord. I just heard a loud bang upstairs so I grabbed my dog and my phone and I was creeping up the stairs and a frame fell off the wall.."} +{"tweet": "I've got a whole 3 bedroom condo all to myself for the next two day\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@The_Analyst agreed . You work hard so those on your team should be do so."} +{"tweet": "So excited to be a ginge"} +{"tweet": "@Indylab skate video on my twitter...must be meant for you"} +{"tweet": "@aimeemann \\nFind a Starbucks?"} +{"tweet": "@E_Rabbit5 and I finally have a song! WURD. #pabstblueribbononice"} +{"tweet": "#amcfearfest for the rest of the night? Might as well \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc80\\ud83d\\udc7b\\ud83c\\udf83\\ud83c\\udfa5"} +{"tweet": "I seriously need to work out..."} +{"tweet": "@T0omisine0 thank you! :-)"} +{"tweet": "@RainierJaguar I am for this and doing this instead of destroying stuff."} +{"tweet": "Do you need to be talking all the time?"} +{"tweet": "You know it's gonna be a great day when you back into the garage door \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "My friends stayed up till 530, unlocked 2 characters on brawl for me while I was passed out on a floor somewhere, AND THEY CLEANED. #props"} +{"tweet": "@cameronza13 hey cam"} +{"tweet": "@Jared_Sully0 >>>> #theman"} +{"tweet": "@ChristianDavon I look so different I scare myself in the mirror lmao"} +{"tweet": "@Fcka_FlueyNigga actually I bet you do run a 4.5 haah"} +{"tweet": "@lovelybulls sweet are you still up"} +{"tweet": "Wow. It sucks that I can't give my friends any life examples for relationship problems considering I had such a shitty first experience."} +{"tweet": "really dad bc I didn't know screwing me over for 2 weeks really will make things better."} +{"tweet": "Someone just threw something out in a trash can & now the paper inside of it is moving. What did you throw out & why is it moving in there?"} +{"tweet": "@alisonkentgen he's a shitty actor. I know things."} +{"tweet": "Shelbie likes girlllls wahhhhhhh"} +{"tweet": "22- aw we had a somewhat Starbucks date the other day. Besides the fact we walked so far \\ud83d\\ude09 anyways love ya"} +{"tweet": "@BSHUenrolled I prefer to salt my babies after I skin them."} +{"tweet": "I think about you every single day..\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Damn I just got called boring for being in my bed at 2am \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@TerryLynnArnold @teamoncology - truly an amazing testament."} +{"tweet": "I want #Madden25 SO badly"} +{"tweet": "I'm looking at all the Jonas brothers songs on YouTube HA"} +{"tweet": "I forgot Chase Winovich plays for Thomas Jefferson! That's so sick. I need to go to this game Friday."} +{"tweet": "@MeghanMcCain1 I'll bet @liberaloneverysocialissuebutsomehowSTILLarepublican is available"} +{"tweet": "Good morning @jenniebabie <3"} +{"tweet": "Camby is gonna be my main dude next year and gick #thatsall"} +{"tweet": "This shits getting ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "Listening to @MrDonTrip \\n#Motivation"} +{"tweet": "Bedtime. Very bedtime '.... Finale. I will watch you later today."} +{"tweet": "@nicole_sziraki you're mom is so cute. Hahahah she cracks me up."} +{"tweet": "It just dawned on me that the one freshman I actually like is moving to Dixon."} +{"tweet": "@baseball35888 what happened to all your swag Alex?"} +{"tweet": "I've not been here for two hours & work sent me on break with five hours left -_-"} +{"tweet": "@Elenaleahkey bout time"} +{"tweet": "earlier I was dancing in the car & this guy was watching me so I did the peace sign with a straight face & he did it back\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@meggiebaybie im sorry for beating you mercilessly today.."} +{"tweet": "Finally putting away everything Christmas."} +{"tweet": "Jimmy Johns $1 subs #neededit"} +{"tweet": "Really not feeling gender bender day tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Butt crack for days ! @haleyy_myers"} +{"tweet": "@PaulJolleyMusic You were GREAT Paul! The good news is, you're only going to get better!"} +{"tweet": "$28.99 Tuna, $11 glass of wine. Told the waitress I'm from California and I'm related to Bruce Willis. She actually believes me."} +{"tweet": "Free kittens!! Need homes soon!"} +{"tweet": "And yes, I just 'subtweeted' about you. Get over it."} +{"tweet": "@williamorwill @bradsahm since when do you have a bus stop Bill Baskin?"} +{"tweet": "@CamRamich I spy a mistake"} +{"tweet": "\\I'm like getting a travel boner, I'm so excited\\\" @adamdale5\""} +{"tweet": "My left nostril is like Mac's pooper............plugged the fuck up"} +{"tweet": "@johannah_engel what happened?!"} +{"tweet": "Like I'm really sitting outside waiting for a ride right now..."} +{"tweet": "I've never been someone's wcw but I could care less \\ud83d\\ude02\\u270b"} +{"tweet": "The thought of food disgusts me"} +{"tweet": "@JimMillerUSAC @Coleary00 looks like it is below Soldier Hollow?"} +{"tweet": "I was so excited for winter break, wanna know what I've done a week in a half in? Absolutely nothing but be bored \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@shel6887 k same to you"} +{"tweet": "@Annamitcham12 ON WHAT"} +{"tweet": "I miss my best friend. I'd move to Tennessee right now if I could."} +{"tweet": "Legend has it that there is a life outside the internet."} +{"tweet": "Does it bother anyone else\\nThat someone else has your name?"} +{"tweet": "Today I learned the true definition of pain."} +{"tweet": "Literally can't wait till Saturday with my baby. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\u2764\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I can't figure out the heater in my hotel room do I'm laying in bed in my winter coat \\ud83d\\ude33\\u2744"} +{"tweet": "@alexbobby2010 I'm not even being me sooo.."} +{"tweet": "Work should be fun."} +{"tweet": "Great. New #MacPro on the assembly line. But where's my #fcpx (10.1) at?"} +{"tweet": "My sister and her friend right now>>"} +{"tweet": "Just one of those days"} +{"tweet": "@JessSprouse three rivers ."} +{"tweet": "Get me outta here"} +{"tweet": "I'm just sayin I would sexually do damage to #oomf"} +{"tweet": "I had to wait an extra 3 minutes for my food to cook because I forgot to put it in the microwave the first time.. #awkward"} +{"tweet": "All I ever wanted was to be what you needed\\nCause something so strong, it could never be wrong\\nAll I can promise, is to say what I'm feeling"} +{"tweet": "I wonder sometimes, do people actually try to be duchebags or does it just come naturally?"} +{"tweet": "Touchdooownnn. \\ud83d\\ude4c\\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "@EvonV I know..the girl can't even sing!"} +{"tweet": "@janelleerose Sunday bum lazy fun day !"} +{"tweet": "I don't mean to keep ya waiting."} +{"tweet": "And I think to myself, what a wonderful world."} +{"tweet": "@Turner__Garrett we're planning this out..its happening !"} +{"tweet": "ely exposed herself to #sunlight."} +{"tweet": "@BigGilli I'm on"} +{"tweet": "I came in second."} +{"tweet": "#ARelationshipLastsLongerWhen youre willing to commit to one person"} +{"tweet": "This is so funny and goes to show how dumb everyone in this school really is"} +{"tweet": "@brobinson03 did you miss me?\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Sleeeeeeep >>>"} +{"tweet": "While watching Vikings game I swear I heard the fans yelling Put In Tommy! Put In Tommy! Did anybody else hear that?"} +{"tweet": "I would love to wake up every morning with my bed facing the ocean and in a mansion #oneday"} +{"tweet": "I wish it was Friday!"} +{"tweet": "No friendship should ruin a relationship and no relationship should ruin a friendship #Solid"} +{"tweet": "@ashley_pedrick love you too \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could get takeout French toast and home fries somewhere"} +{"tweet": "Or you could also call it Walter White mind fucking games"} +{"tweet": "\\Would it be weird if I asked you for your number?\\\"\\nNo, but you just made it weird by saying it like that.\""} +{"tweet": "@erickaaa45 remember that one time you ordered pizza and asked for \\sexy on a crust\\\" and I showed up at your door\""} +{"tweet": "@jayanne_love I'm always here to listen and of course I don't think you're crazy... I'm crazy enough for the both of us :P"} +{"tweet": "@bryce_maschino it's Laurens......didn't want us to excel when we were in high school sure as hell doesn't when we are out"} +{"tweet": "It was nice finally meeting you at the pool this summer! It's too bad I'm not old enough to swim during safety break \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@EziiSaenz \\ud83d\\ude10 I think it would of looked fine"} +{"tweet": "@hahn_iv nothing.."} +{"tweet": "I just wanna have fun"} +{"tweet": "Damn it you're just too sexy for me\\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "@SirGuido1 @LemonNerdBoy Ha! @sadk9d & I are at Granite City Brewery right next door. Wish we could have joined you in the board games"} +{"tweet": "#GetReady"} +{"tweet": "my mom is stealing all of my cheese puffs!!!!! #stopbullying"} +{"tweet": "@StrangelyDazed_ It's definitely not healthy but we've learned to mass produce for huge profit."} +{"tweet": "I think I'm having a panic attack."} +{"tweet": "Why am I up"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for summer"} +{"tweet": "Blessing Germantown with my presence then I'm out \\u270c\\u270c\\u270c\\u270c #notmyneckofthewoods"} +{"tweet": "My boyfriend always used to stay up late with me.. Now he falls asleep before me \\ud83d\\ude22 I hate being lonely at night."} +{"tweet": "I really miss my best friends from RWU. I have been doing too much reminiscing lately. I think it's time for a road trip."} +{"tweet": "I wanna try an Oreo tooping donut...."} +{"tweet": "This was actually an amazing opening freshman orientation"} +{"tweet": "@BPontheTrack FUCKING TRUE STORY!! I was at a church and they were trying that on me. I feel pressure... Open my eyes. 4-5 ppl fanning me.."} +{"tweet": "I surprisingly look presentable today."} +{"tweet": "Maybeeee I'll get drunk again; to feel a little loooooove"} +{"tweet": "thank you for your consideration \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "I hate when I'm moody, but I can't help it."} +{"tweet": "@michael_rocks_ that's what she said."} +{"tweet": "@ComaWhiteXo lol I'm not lying, Manson don't have eyebrows u know"} +{"tweet": "You've been the only thing thats, in all I've done"} +{"tweet": "@AshleyBogan_ no you don't \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@CFCA this guy was at our school just 2 weeks ago"} +{"tweet": "Good morning @wizkhalifa"} +{"tweet": "Off to MOA today with a great group of people! Excited (:"} +{"tweet": "I have carpenter hands... Seriously though what is this"} +{"tweet": "I mastered cups!! #hellyeah #pitchperfect"} +{"tweet": "@gabriellerenee0 yes, yes I do"} +{"tweet": "I've been living off of organic pb&j bars and Danimals for the past week, I need real food soon."} +{"tweet": "I love @_madisonbishop for being the strongest person I know"} +{"tweet": "@TheAdamLloyd what a nerd"} +{"tweet": "Jack Reacher is seriously one of the greatest movies\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@PerDue32 Me toooo. We would be hanging out :(("} +{"tweet": "Walking dead t-minus 10 minutes"} +{"tweet": "Just gonna wing it with this test tomorrow #overit"} +{"tweet": "Got so many compliments on my hair today, then my mom comes in today and says \\I don't think I like your hair, it's too dark\\\" thanks ma \\ud83d\\ude18\""} +{"tweet": "@C_Southerland7 Then talk to @B__A__R__O__N about that! \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Woah last night was a good time!! #Texas"} +{"tweet": "Are the Emmy's on?"} +{"tweet": "\\God is delighted in the bending down of broken sinners to drink at the fountain of grace.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "OOOOHHHH AND EVAN PETERS IS IN IT WOOHOO"} +{"tweet": "Why am I listening to Evanescence\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE ATHLETES AT A TOURNAMENT THIS WEEKEND!"} +{"tweet": "Can't stay awake at work \\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Can't do anything tonight. Teen wolf is on."} +{"tweet": "someone make my day better. so hangout with me."} +{"tweet": "My mom raised me not to be jealous ;) I only laugh at people like you #truth"} +{"tweet": "Gymflow? Nah, I've got that broccoli bloat flow going on. #fittieprobs"} +{"tweet": "i wish i was more religious!!"} +{"tweet": "For everyone black shopping, American Eagle is opening at 8 tonight! Everything is half off (best deal you'll ever get) #ComeSeeMe"} +{"tweet": "@madisonlivelyyy @HalleHarvey I'm SO pissed :("} +{"tweet": "\\u3044\\u3084\\u3067\\u3082\\u307e\\u3041\\uff01\\u3053\\u3063\\u304b\\u3089\\u3067\\u3063\\u305b\\uff01"} +{"tweet": "Whuddup shopping \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@shanntann I put it in there don't question it."} +{"tweet": "What the fuck ever. #done \\ud83d\\ude45"} +{"tweet": "@AnthonyKraska don't forget we have pregame drinking to do before the beer tent!"} +{"tweet": "Hey to anyone who cares to give it a chance my new band should have a update video thing up soon."} +{"tweet": "I'm trying my hardest to not get attached."} +{"tweet": "Helping my dad and the guys build the pond now I'm covered in mud #usedtoit #fun"} +{"tweet": "@kieltywright the toilet store"} +{"tweet": "Why is my life so complicated"} +{"tweet": "@JRErmer I'm staying at Joel's sorry bro"} +{"tweet": "rooms clean :)"} +{"tweet": "I feel like this needs to be a Friday night. I don't wanna go to clinicals tomorrow being all ratchet."} +{"tweet": "@brittwoodring I deleted snap chat \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Superior really gets me into trouble."} +{"tweet": "me*"} +{"tweet": "@Beasley_X don't ever in your life lol but the same place! Were you been is the real question? \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Im done ranting. For now."} +{"tweet": "@camlam129 i miss u"} +{"tweet": "All in God's time..."} +{"tweet": "@_averyyyyy_ is nasty"} +{"tweet": "Waking up to a good morning text from your boyfriend >>>>> <3"} +{"tweet": "Oh my gosh your life is so annoying even at night! Go to sleep! #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "If you cared you would show it"} +{"tweet": "@TB7era Sargent bluff or glenwood has nothin against Lemars"} +{"tweet": "BY FAR THE MOST EMBARRRASSING FALL EVER OMG"} +{"tweet": "Sorry I've seen too much racism and misogyny in the last twenty-four hours."} +{"tweet": "@TorreBeMobbin11 biiiitttcccchhhh"} +{"tweet": "Brittany grinner has a deeper voice than me #bitch"} +{"tweet": "There's too many peanut butter cups in my moose tracks ice cream. #SaidNoOneEver"} +{"tweet": "@_JEN_J better not be... \\ud83d\\ude1d\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Laura is reading me a princess book. This is why we're friends. \\ud83d\\ude46"} +{"tweet": "@kayla_seiler @aleahlynn oh then she is missing out"} +{"tweet": "@AnthonyPettenon truer words have never been said"} +{"tweet": "So I bought a 32 inch tv to get rid of my 22 and nba 2k14 deer gawd at these graphics"} +{"tweet": "Just jump jump jump \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@jacindabyers no its next Sunday."} +{"tweet": "#TheGrind"} +{"tweet": "@imabossthoo ohhhhhh ok:p u can have my sister(:"} +{"tweet": "About 1 month until round 2 bro ! And about 6 months until our vacation begins ! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude0e @carolinaman15"} +{"tweet": "If there's a future we want it now"} +{"tweet": "Ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "@mlsmith215 how?!"} +{"tweet": "Someone come babysit with me!"} +{"tweet": "@SturgillKaylee next time try to stay awake during the movie \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Oh my god \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d talk about perfect"} +{"tweet": "math tutoring and spending hours on problems and practicing make this math much more understandable \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d #grindthrough"} +{"tweet": "I've actually played golf with @Graeme_McDowell before. Incredible driver of the ball. Super nice guy."} +{"tweet": "Honey nut cheerios."} +{"tweet": "Reload. This is free love bitch. Take it!!! @mandamoo17 @LaurenKDuffy @meaghan_leahy"} +{"tweet": "@manda_schmitz missed you too!"} +{"tweet": "@ashleyahrens21 vampire diaries all weekend"} +{"tweet": "@Arianna8927 \\nThis will be true if republicans ever regain control of the White House."} +{"tweet": "sometimes I just like to listen to rap."} +{"tweet": "Oops I forgot to go to sleep #iRacing"} +{"tweet": "@AustinKeefe sorry"} +{"tweet": "Biggest pussy award goes to Nick Melo"} +{"tweet": "@TWehri @constanceletso I'm coming Down to visit you girls tonight!"} +{"tweet": "Coca-Cola Small World Machines - Bringing India & Pakistan Together ht Bell where Jessie gets addicted to caffeine pills"} +{"tweet": "@BasedFravel @ryanmcfarland_ what"} +{"tweet": "@Maurisa_34 no its not GTFOH!! t\\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\udc49\\ud83d\\udc4a you don't know shit!!"} +{"tweet": "Welcome to the Hotel California, such a lovely place, such a lovely face."} +{"tweet": "@ZainaMahmoud Texas. Some dude shot three people 'cause of bad grades it says."} +{"tweet": "@briannahamatyy that was an unexpected tweet... How's township without your favorite cousin"} +{"tweet": "@JesusNeedsNewPR can he confess to that Chris Gaines album?"} +{"tweet": "Haha I see what your boy is doing ;-)"} +{"tweet": "Falling asleep to country music>>"} +{"tweet": "Still thinking about last night! \\ud83d\\udc4c #ohmy"} +{"tweet": "Okay didn't expect that coming"} +{"tweet": "Someone. Kill me. Now. \\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\ude35\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Got Izzo's autograph last night\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "hunter just got a carnation. awe :)"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go on another Applebee's date with Adam, Matt, Zacoda, Kailee, Sara and myself again. That's was nice."} +{"tweet": "@DylanThomasMOTF they might be gone by the time you come back home!!!"} +{"tweet": "Who's goin to the play tonight"} +{"tweet": "@JumleniBatista yeah me too!"} +{"tweet": "What the FUCK is that drumming sound outside of my house..?"} +{"tweet": "I've suffered with anxiety & anorexia. Why anxiety? Because of things like this, thank you I hope everyone is god damn happy."} +{"tweet": "@tiffanyejones lol I can! I need help on my outfit too"} +{"tweet": "@corneliuscody you're so sweet!"} +{"tweet": "@t_bonehostetter I feel the need to do that too sometimes."} +{"tweet": "Love watching this show #DuckDynasty"} +{"tweet": "@mattdecovich \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d bring them back!"} +{"tweet": "Just got judged by my brood of 9 year olds because I had to move a case of beer to fit them into my car. Oops."} +{"tweet": "Sometimes you just have to sit back and remember how blessed you really are... everything is going to work out for Gods glory. #blessed #PTL"} +{"tweet": "Night"} +{"tweet": "WHY DOES ABC FAMILY PLAY CHRISTMAS VACATION EVERYNIGHT, ALL I WANT IS NESTER THE LONG-EARRED CHRISTMAS DONKEY #stopitrightnow"} +{"tweet": "@k13itt Not for everyone. Very dialogue heavy, & the 1st season is slow. Definitely better in the 2nd season, & I like the 60's style out it"} +{"tweet": "Pong."} +{"tweet": "If fairy tales did exist, I'd still be holding you like this \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Die my hair dark... Or keep it red? The struggle."} +{"tweet": "@LAntignano \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude48 oh my goodness"} +{"tweet": "I'm doin good! Two days no meat. \\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "Just got conned by a Boy Scout troop. I wanna go home"} +{"tweet": "Too much worrying. #ineedtostop #carefree"} +{"tweet": "I'm tired. I'm cold. And I'm hungry."} +{"tweet": "I think I'm scarred for life after seeing that.... #EWWWW"} +{"tweet": "@JanWixson @Big_DoubleB you'll probs eat them again"} +{"tweet": "Crazy!"} +{"tweet": "This perfume my mom has makes me feel sick, it's tooo strong. \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "He always knows how to put a smile on my face. \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "As bad as this day has been. My friends always crack me up!"} +{"tweet": "I know what I must do lol."} +{"tweet": "@trevorsparkman come ball at 1"} +{"tweet": "The beard is getting thick"} +{"tweet": "Lovin the light sprinkle"} +{"tweet": "My new fave show is Mom. Love it!"} +{"tweet": "@kali_laganiere yahhh I know just so fucking sick of all this shit. It's really getting to me done with fake friends and leavitt."} +{"tweet": "There is nothing more heavenly than a chai tea latte after a night of drinking"} +{"tweet": "Had the worst dream ever.."} +{"tweet": "BLACKOUT"} +{"tweet": "The best show on television ever...period!"} +{"tweet": "Angel is having the worst luck today \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "The wind chill today is in the teens #gonnafreeze \\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83c\\udf40"} +{"tweet": "Did this mother fucker really just yell \\Humpday?\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "#ImNiceUntil you cross the line and I'm not nice no more."} +{"tweet": "No more no-no"} +{"tweet": "Having someone talk me through all my issues is exhausting in all aspects. Deciding retail therapy, a nap, or wine to lift my spirits."} +{"tweet": "Taylor swift I love you but I hate that you sing my life"} +{"tweet": "about to see pacific rim at the imax & I'm right behind @therealcliffyb. the day has gotten that much better."} +{"tweet": "Currently yelling at the tv! Clay Matthews \\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc9b\\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "come watch movies and cuddle"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude4a Are you finally going to wax my eyebrows?"} +{"tweet": "Can't sleeeeeeep \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "\\You are possibly the grossest human being I have ever seen\\\" \\\"You're no panty dropper your self\\\" #pitchperfect\""} +{"tweet": "@coltford haha love you 2. See you next Friday"} +{"tweet": "@DJager_meister I'm very sensitive when it comes to phone calls."} +{"tweet": "Lets go lakers!"} +{"tweet": "That moment when you don't realize someone's texting you lyrics till 3 days later when you hear it on the radio. #Oh #ThisIsAwkward \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "That bag of sriracha chips is the first bag of potato chips I have ever bought in my 19 years of living"} +{"tweet": "@MulaBurch81 Your a loser :p"} +{"tweet": "It amazes me why some people care so much about what people wear in public #getoverit #notyourlife"} +{"tweet": "@MissKhloeO @BretBaier I did not hear it that way at all...thank you for the information"} +{"tweet": "I feel like twitter really fucks people over big time"} +{"tweet": "@haley_reed15 we will see about that!!"} +{"tweet": "If you want something so bad, why are you doing nothing to get it?"} +{"tweet": "It felt good to go on a run this morning! I am determined to get fit! Tired of feeling trapped!"} +{"tweet": "@Michael5SOS we are same"} +{"tweet": "@literacydocent @libraryreeder We'll hold you to that!"} +{"tweet": "Hot hot day"} +{"tweet": "Lets try that again"} +{"tweet": "I just read what could have possibly been one of the dumbest things ever tweeted. #jesus"} +{"tweet": "what am i supposed to say in my 'big sister' note to khandice shes 9 and like 200x better than me\\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@oliviakrajcik I feel like a cookie would represent that really well"} +{"tweet": "@DaniiDubroskyy idk its pissing me off"} +{"tweet": "If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity"} +{"tweet": "@Rollexis come to the library \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I love these tweets that are about the same exact thing from two different people"} +{"tweet": "my stepdad applied me to Marine Science Magnet High School. I don't even wanna go there anymore \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@ToriPeak don't even.... \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Probably got two hours of sleep last night \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I'm just not ready to go home yet. #LT"} +{"tweet": "@jsnev11 no that's bullshit. Cuz you used to say shit behind Chris Wilson's back all the fucking time. Hateful things so I suggest stfu"} +{"tweet": "My sister just sent me a picture of her poop...fucking gross"} +{"tweet": "@callme_Cav UFOs really?"} +{"tweet": "I'm so sorry.."} +{"tweet": "@ShellieJoseph Not a bad topic..."} +{"tweet": "This is the latest I've been up on a school night all semester. On that note, goodnight. \\ud83d\\ude2e\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@smoen101 1bro and a bunch of older guys"} +{"tweet": "About to fail this political science quiz..... #isuck #oops \\ud83d\\ude4d\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "@RossTuckerNFL excited to watch Tavon Austin tonight"} +{"tweet": "I currently have a captain America phone case."} +{"tweet": "@cm_betz hehe ... let me know what ya find out"} +{"tweet": "@ashleyminnig @dakota_fulmer @macsap22 that chick is jealoussss \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@Priscilla_G88 How was piano?"} +{"tweet": "4 over on Saturday"} +{"tweet": "get here early. then you get a seat."} +{"tweet": "Carnival is in Madison this weekend"} +{"tweet": "I said \\F you\\\" to skook today and skipped my first management class this semester to sleep. #goodchoice #feelsgood\""} +{"tweet": "Talons response to the crowning, \\Wow, that is a big giant flower arrangement.\\\" Now on to supercross. :)\""} +{"tweet": "@samm_davis14 oh shoot \\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "I've had so many rude customers today \\ud83d\\ude21 can't wait until I can return the favor one day #unhealthyoldpeople"} +{"tweet": "I sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on. Change the channels for an hour or two."} +{"tweet": "If I could sleep in till about 9 every day and then go to school I'd honestly be okay with that."} +{"tweet": "If the rest of my beer is skunked by the time I get home tonight, ill be an upset little girl \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "I get sick.."} +{"tweet": "Smoothie date with my girl @jen_roberge"} +{"tweet": "Oh how I've missed the taste of red bull \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Can never go wrong with gift cards"} +{"tweet": "Fuck it, it's date night with @mkhoagie \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@HuffingtonPost inappropriate"} +{"tweet": "Omg thank god he's done talking."} +{"tweet": "@vivalajamiee he forced me to watch it haha and a movie called \\a Serbian film\\\" it's brutal. way worse than hc2\""} +{"tweet": "Uglier than the ugly that you THINK you are"} +{"tweet": "Smoking my night away"} +{"tweet": "Daaannnngg, where you at?"} +{"tweet": "@christinacasini she's adding to my stress pile"} +{"tweet": "@LexxeG I was being sarcastic! Wtf..."} +{"tweet": "My mom could go on family feud and win the $20,000 twice."} +{"tweet": "My 7 year old nephew is a freaking monster.. He has my dad mad and that's not an easy thing to do \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@AndiHutchings_ clearly today just wasnt my day \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "These next 2 weekends are gonna be amazing."} +{"tweet": "I wonder if I'm ever on your mind the way you are on mine"} +{"tweet": "This school year is going to be awesome"} +{"tweet": "@JRedmanC @gdecon @Smithwicks440 @MDC2216 can you imagine how many people would actually be dead in a fight like that. Everyone bottled."} +{"tweet": "@savanah_hummel and funny"} +{"tweet": "Some days, I can't even trust myself."} +{"tweet": "@Nialls_Beotch what's a manip omfg I'm so fucking dumb"} +{"tweet": "you pick her, I get it. why would anyone want me anyways."} +{"tweet": "@mr_tye_evan Thanks Tyler!"} +{"tweet": "But I don't know when I'm gonna see oomf so I can't give it to him"} +{"tweet": "@TNADixie @WWE the whole bosses versus wrestlers is stupid on both ends new directions this pg crap is terrible too"} +{"tweet": "@the_WeenBean will there be a REAL Bull in its place?"} +{"tweet": "God is great beer is good & people are crazy"} +{"tweet": "I always feel alone"} +{"tweet": "I miss my bffs @MikeyIsAllNow @louieIsAllNow @OkanIsAllNow @tomtomsays and @JordanIsAllNow ! #itsbeentolong #myboys"} +{"tweet": "Coughing"} +{"tweet": "I know when something is wrong, so just tell me."} +{"tweet": "Were all stories in the end, so try to make it a good one."} +{"tweet": "It's the fact that I can get an ounce of mids for 20 but I just really don't want mids... \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@katiecouric @ABC2020 @DianeSawyer Knox thought of swallowing bleach...OMG! Crazy..."} +{"tweet": "Apple and Goog strong price action here"} +{"tweet": "@meghancollinsxo my jaw \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "Never will understand those people that treat their animals like humans #wtf"} +{"tweet": "Such an incredible night. It's so humbling to share words I believe in. God is good."} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure I hate Saturday shifts more than anything"} +{"tweet": "Challenge accepted.\\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@cjb_95 yeah yeah yeah whatever lol"} +{"tweet": "The @lyft drivers are always busy lately :("} +{"tweet": "@KristanConley hahaha! Totally accidental!"} +{"tweet": "@timgrossklaus no pics from the shows?"} +{"tweet": "Well damn."} +{"tweet": "So is that a date...? \\n\\nLike..."} +{"tweet": "Why is it so hard to find someone to relate to but so easy to conflict with a person over something small"} +{"tweet": "Thank god I will see my Pullman friends tomorrow, been too long"} +{"tweet": "I love having someone over protective. It shows me they care"} +{"tweet": "@Mack_Shepp I have to see you before I leave \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I would be the one to kill a bunch of kittens"} +{"tweet": "If you look anything like Taylor Swift and/or Emma Stone,I will be putty in your hands.\\n#confession"} +{"tweet": "Hate driving with my mom. \\ud83d\\ude14 help me"} +{"tweet": "If you ain't in my life anymore, there's obviously a fucking reason. Bye.\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@MaloryHarwell I might know him. A Trench Coat Guy lived on a floor below me last year in Kerr."} +{"tweet": "@PGallo57 @Nikki_Taubin mature"} +{"tweet": "@kaylee_hood I'm not sure but I've talked to the guy and you can talk him down to a low price!"} +{"tweet": "its the little things"} +{"tweet": "@CassidyJrdn john wall needs a domino of singles, a strip club, & a fancy lady on his arm asap."} +{"tweet": "@Gavvv_C 6:30!"} +{"tweet": "Value of a dollar. Either you learn it or you just won't ever get it."} +{"tweet": "Hahaha it snowed in Ohio. Boyyyy I don't miss that"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "You are most favorite First Lady!"} +{"tweet": "I work a fulltime job. Gotta decent car. And an all around good guy. Yet I'm single. \\ud83d\\ude14 smh"} +{"tweet": "You're father says I'm not good enough and you're mother says it's just a phase..."} +{"tweet": "@THE_BOONDOCKS @__kp89 New Boondocks! \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "Just saw the maintenance man at the park throw away a dead baby duck \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@DrGreenbushMD @TristonPeterso1 @theDodom13 Jordan's to soft #fagfornotwearingnippletassled"} +{"tweet": "Lets go Bruins"} +{"tweet": "@MrJeffJ @kanyewest I'm not aqua man, I'm a recovering gay fish."} +{"tweet": "I have a boys name and I'm not mad about it."} +{"tweet": "@squidnnee Yeah google it lol"} +{"tweet": "Only thing i'm looking forward to tmrrw is going swimming in sam's pool after school"} +{"tweet": "tonight is going to be SO fun\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Sox sucked tonight"} +{"tweet": "@om_dave23 dude, that 4x400 kick? Legendary."} +{"tweet": "What's not wrong would be a better question."} +{"tweet": "@LivStoner im a young man actually"} +{"tweet": "I didn't know people still post status's on Facebook about every little thing."} +{"tweet": "@john5guitarist @RobZombie rock fuckin on"} +{"tweet": "#threewordstoliveby Religion. Family. Friends."} +{"tweet": "Could not be an more ready to move then what I am"} +{"tweet": "@Colin44Jarvis yes actually hahah"} +{"tweet": "Looks like I'm gettin hammered alone... See ya guys tomorrow \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@Skye_Crenshaw @R2_8219_Ryan older. There are ways of knowing if a guy is different Skye"} +{"tweet": "@Kev0wn jam sesh soon please."} +{"tweet": "@iLiveWorryFree 's tweets>>> :)"} +{"tweet": "I would give up my ability to walk on Saturday at 3am to see the daddy take one more stride"} +{"tweet": "@Kaitlin13195 when are you picking me up tomorrow ? \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@JennaPasciucco @jcarroll_4 I would kick you out"} +{"tweet": "Hey everyone I'm really tired so I'm making fun of my best friends"} +{"tweet": "That's how we rock that's how we roll as long as there's country on the radio."} +{"tweet": "Who are you trying to fool here? Because it isn't working.... #lameass #stfu"} +{"tweet": "@Devin_Rojas and anyone who uses metaknight's a pussy anyway hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@eli5ee hahah ahhhh! I hate that girl."} +{"tweet": "I'm going to school looking like shit.. hell yeah. #idgaf"} +{"tweet": "@srosselot slut"} +{"tweet": "If you don't like country music, lifted trucks or beer, I probably don't like you."} +{"tweet": "@stefluvsu211 yes please"} +{"tweet": "Russia-Sweden is shaping up to be a good game now that Russia is putting pucks on net. #2013WJC"} +{"tweet": "Move your head @GraceKaraa"} +{"tweet": "@xxPunky watching #thevoice :)"} +{"tweet": "If you're tweeting #TweetLike_____ I actually lost a lot of respect for you. Grow up and learn to be nice please."} +{"tweet": "Don't think about it, even know you should"} +{"tweet": "@_Haley_Danielle Good that means when I get there, I won't have to do anything! But it will pick up at like 11 when people leave church."} +{"tweet": "All I hear while walking the rough the hall \\there is a fucking cow in the parking lot\\\" #hudsieprobs\""} +{"tweet": "Back to being quiet."} +{"tweet": "@SCRAMBLERinCHI @HotDougs Coming down from Madison isn't even that impressive. He'll ask me what the hell took so long. :)"} +{"tweet": "Have yet to find anybody with the same exact music taste as mine #onthehunt"} +{"tweet": "@toohighforwords they do. I burn with them occasionally"} +{"tweet": "@SavvyBabii @bobbebrooks @tamoactivonet @moochomoola @dralicechan @jsalazar40 @angiemc6 @mannixconsult #F0LL0WFRIDAY"} +{"tweet": "I wonder if Stevie's still a pickle? \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Cellblock303 \\ud83d\\ude09 go preds!"} +{"tweet": "@blanton_chase pshttt I'm just more popular \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "how much do islands cost? I want one."} +{"tweet": "I'm sick of seeing your face \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "@ducidni and @fucktyler together is going to be insane. #CudLifeTour2013"} +{"tweet": "@Enor13 let's be honest you rode the donkey"} +{"tweet": "#hashtag"} +{"tweet": "@oliviadaking what!?! hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@bryceclifft Mary might visit your dreams tonight.. And if she's in mine, I don't care to just stay awake."} +{"tweet": "First session of college fall ball is officially over\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "To cold for me"} +{"tweet": "Whenever Madison walks around in my shoes its so cute."} +{"tweet": "It's really awesome that you try and make me feel like an idiot. #youreanass #nuffsaid"} +{"tweet": "@t_lasik22 that's why I always sing baby to you ;) haha I know he's your favorite \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@nroark417 NO DOUBT BRO ILL HOLLER AT U BEFORE THE GAME"} +{"tweet": "@Dat_Dude_JD16 @D_Hedge10 Friday night* I don't have your lunch :("} +{"tweet": "That moment when people are talking in the car then all of a sudden they get super quiet."} +{"tweet": "I'm addicted to the thrill"} +{"tweet": "Guys Emily is my soul mate! @emily_hollie"} +{"tweet": "I GOT TO SEE MY BOY @Peteschlegel5 TONIGHT!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@brettwilt we're glad you did"} +{"tweet": "@AlexOttman_ #forlife"} +{"tweet": "Totally intrigued by @AmandaBynes"} +{"tweet": "I just wish I knew how to let you go.."} +{"tweet": "A fitting, touching memorial for true Patriots. These senseless tragedies should not happen in a nation of the free. #NavyYardShooting"} +{"tweet": "@ShanaAlverson it's weird"} +{"tweet": "@lifeasdaniNH @austinmahone* and ive been a mahomie for three years. lol"} +{"tweet": "@LexieBell95 well that's random. How do they know me? Lol"} +{"tweet": "Putting air in my tires and filling the washer fluid makes me feel so tough"} +{"tweet": "Oh shit. \\ud83d\\ude33. You just got shit on."} +{"tweet": "God dammit he's good"} +{"tweet": "@cjram4 I am just so tired of looking at snow. The first day was okay but I am sick of it no."} +{"tweet": "Good to hang w/ the old friend @K1NGxWZRD today. #Reunited #Batsqaud"} +{"tweet": "@Sierra_Parks13 its fine! thanks so much \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Time & a half? Heyyyyy!"} +{"tweet": "If you were a tweet I'd favorite you."} +{"tweet": "I honestly DON'T SLEEP"} +{"tweet": "@brileymelcher I need to see you soon."} +{"tweet": "I now have two greys anatomy episodes to watch"} +{"tweet": "I'm more upset about this then what I thought. #SoSensitive #ExpectingTheWorst"} +{"tweet": "Goals without a plan are nothing but wishes."} +{"tweet": "Allison said you need tickets tonight. I have 2 seats for tonight. Give me your e-mail and I will send them."} +{"tweet": "@Jordan_Hoehler7 @cpelli @ryancrook @KevinGKent yep so we will be good and y'all will be good.. louisville vs kentucky national tile game"} +{"tweet": "Gotta get this hw done before Mr.dean slits my throat"} +{"tweet": "I wanna cry. #AndersonSilva \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph NE. Barometer 29.98 in, Steady. Temperature 61.5 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 46%"} +{"tweet": "@LisaAnneGA @NatClaire190 @YouTube awe thanks! I finally got Sony Vegas pro 12 so I'm not making anymore till I figure out how to use it lol"} +{"tweet": "I told you sooooo"} +{"tweet": "Another stellar meal at @JeffRubys. No better way to end 2012. With @ssollmann @jessicatweeters @TheRealJeffRuby"} +{"tweet": "I may have lost my mind. Left it in Duluth Apparently. \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "People are willing to believe anything"} +{"tweet": "People with curly hair act like their the only in the world that has curly hair."} +{"tweet": "THE POLICE CAME FOR ME \\ud83d\\ude30 I SWEAR I'VE BEEN GOOD."} +{"tweet": "I need to move out I'm so sick of this."} +{"tweet": "The Defense is playing too well right now. I can feel a slip up coming sometime soon."} +{"tweet": "In"} +{"tweet": "Dreaming of fall break \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Last night was in the top 10 funnest nights of my life"} +{"tweet": "I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little superstitious."} +{"tweet": "16 candles>>>"} +{"tweet": "The Conjuring wasn't even scary... #ImAProWithScaryMovies"} +{"tweet": "Yep."} +{"tweet": "Do we have legitimate grounds to impeach Obama yet? Oh wait, that would mean Biden would take his place. No wonder Obama chose him as VP!"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna miss my pup so much \\ud83d\\ude25 #RIPMax"} +{"tweet": "I just had to delete a shit ton of pictures just to get iOS 7."} +{"tweet": "I'm urged to make a facebook again but I have no idea why."} +{"tweet": "I feel like we aren't even friends any more.... \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "Jesse from pitch perfect>>> #DamnBoy"} +{"tweet": "Bummer"} +{"tweet": "@CathCavanaugh @m_ketch no thanks."} +{"tweet": "This weather fucking sucks"} +{"tweet": "@paigemerry44 @CaseyRiemerr I know. 6 months not playing soccer makes me wanna cry plus not playing with y'all! \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had a pet armadillo."} +{"tweet": "@tathan_neeters okay thanks"} +{"tweet": "@taybullock and you looked like a chink!"} +{"tweet": "#WinTheDay"} +{"tweet": "@Paynishh32 yaaaaa"} +{"tweet": "@i_kouk idk if I could pull that one off\\ud83d\\ude01 lollll"} +{"tweet": "My @Bonnaroo ticket has been purchased see you guys there #roadtoroo"} +{"tweet": "people are already pissed about yeezus lyrics-__-"} +{"tweet": "Jimmy johns is legit crack"} +{"tweet": "@EVANgelizin I'm just kidding \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@jboss14 your dumb @Foreman05 told me what you said"} +{"tweet": "Janice and I are killing this bottle of wine and discussing football could today be better right now\\ud83c\\udf77\\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "I drink so much milk"} +{"tweet": "Receiving a grad card that makes you cry>>> #thebest"} +{"tweet": "Oh well. Back to bed. \\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "no one likes you. bye!"} +{"tweet": "So u got jokes??? I got more knowledge in this head then he would ever know #youngneo"} +{"tweet": "Don't be a slut if you can't handle the truth ! \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@AlwaysCoughing naaaasty let's go get some bubble gum from toys r us haha"} +{"tweet": "I can't go home because my home is hell"} +{"tweet": "@d_simmons55 where"} +{"tweet": "Come watch #teamtomuch take on the 3v3 bball tourney"} +{"tweet": "@AirJerdan ok I will"} +{"tweet": "I love GOTYE okay. Fuck all of you posers."} +{"tweet": "@MollySherman hahahahah only you dude, i buckled mine into the seatbelt this morning"} +{"tweet": "Checking out Almost Human tonight at 8 and then it's WALKING DEAD TIME at 9 HELL YES"} +{"tweet": "@AsianZing007 I see you have copied Nolan. Please see my at my desk."} +{"tweet": "That is if I decide to go"} +{"tweet": "@OmarKelly Are you boycotting?"} +{"tweet": "Lord where are my retainerss"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for the road trip with Gabby Friday \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "One must confess sins before committing \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "Please tell me this isn't the flu...\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Getting up in the morning<<<"} +{"tweet": "Cheer is my favorite 'Activity' to spectate"} +{"tweet": "state tonight"} +{"tweet": "Hi buddy \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "@MGumby_ @TSimms59 hahaha already ahead of me"} +{"tweet": "@trystanknapp check your DM's!"} +{"tweet": "2 and a half hours later and here I am outside my building for a fire drill. NOOOOOOOOOO."} +{"tweet": "@MarissaLeighC I need to know what this is about dear. :)"} +{"tweet": "@EvaHalterman Well obviously I trust you haha, but you're one of the very few"} +{"tweet": "I'd be so good to you, if you'd let me"} +{"tweet": "@dan_raicevich @JakeStopin just being honest"} +{"tweet": "Waiting for someone who is always late is enough to drive even the most laid back person insane."} +{"tweet": "just the thought of you \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "#oldies Lee's listening to early Rolling Stones & Kinks tonight. Content."} +{"tweet": "#thatmomentwhen You realize that Danny Tanner (Bob Saget) wore a snapback before it was cool"} +{"tweet": "Orioles are awesome"} +{"tweet": "Nothing better to clear your mind then driving with no one on the road at 1am #peaceful"} +{"tweet": "@_ChrisCavanaugh so we feel the same way?"} +{"tweet": "Going from having an acrylic tongue ring back to titanium is so weird..."} +{"tweet": "Are you lonely like I'm lonely.."} +{"tweet": "I hate cap..\\ue410\\ue113"} +{"tweet": "Have fun with Ali Joe"} +{"tweet": "JUST OMG WHAT"} +{"tweet": "The best deals don't beg for attention hence the reason I dnt"} +{"tweet": "@XporpoiseX I hate when shit like that happens. it's so awkward."} +{"tweet": "Second Workout of the day @_PRESSmeTxo #dedicated"} +{"tweet": "ugh i need to quit cigarettes. killing yourself is expensive lmao"} +{"tweet": "@liebehillary Hillary. I never go out. Lol this was a big reminder why!!"} +{"tweet": "@neonsnowcone wild almost pulled out the upset, this is going to be a tough series #calledit"} +{"tweet": "I just did 20 minutes of yoga and it felt like less than 10 minutes!! Love yoga. Lol"} +{"tweet": "dusty teach me math"} +{"tweet": "real confused as to why we even have school this week"} +{"tweet": "I need something to do."} +{"tweet": "The first thing I notice on someone is their eyes and smile"} +{"tweet": "met you the other night, but why are you friends with bailey? she's not cool.. #af"} +{"tweet": "I'm still used to those 2 am calls."} +{"tweet": "Who else in their right mind drives an hour away for syrup? No one. @j_babeee"} +{"tweet": "This is going to be the best summer ever... It's just going to be missing a couple things"} +{"tweet": "@WadeaMohr ooooo that's a bad one to get sucked into"} +{"tweet": "If your own mind doesn't fascinate you, you're living life wrong."} +{"tweet": "@MaddisonBalsley @lanarae36 thanks"} +{"tweet": "@BLangley401 willy might be called up by friday and if not snyder will play ... win win situation"} +{"tweet": "Chipotle anyone?"} +{"tweet": ", open to reveal a bank of e"} +{"tweet": "Nike Roshe runs are my next pick-up fasho"} +{"tweet": "@TheMrWood25 I feel shitty... Lol April fools"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d can't seem to cheer up"} +{"tweet": "I want Oreos and cinnamon toast crunch"} +{"tweet": "Back in da yo fucken shit up"} +{"tweet": "Making my own thanksgiving dinner lol kielbasa, mixed vegetables, and chicken flavored rice! #family @Action_Jacksun"} +{"tweet": "Aaand now I don't care anymore. I'm done with people in general."} +{"tweet": "People care way to much about what other people think"} +{"tweet": "Jake"} +{"tweet": "Snap chatting my friends while on hold listening to horrible violin music.. #strangesnaps"} +{"tweet": "@_lindseybrock \\ud83d\\ude1f"} +{"tweet": "Last night was seriously so fun \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Considering I've been up for over 2 hrs I should probably do something productive"} +{"tweet": "@blondebossladyy you didn't like my tiger tweet?! \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "Been in the studio, Yah we got us one!"} +{"tweet": "I would just like to say that I am skipping my 11 o'clock class because Music in the Humanities is the dumbest class that EWU has to offer."} +{"tweet": "Limitations are life's weaknesses."} +{"tweet": "There's only one more episode of duck dynasty after this one. :( then what am I gonna do with my life!"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty should it takes 3 guys to take lebron down"} +{"tweet": "Can't forget #sublimewithRome either. Fucking love those guys"} +{"tweet": "HOME!!! IT WAS A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!!!!! That's ALL I have to say!!! @foblover5337"} +{"tweet": "Drinking all my problems out with my boo. <3"} +{"tweet": "Please just grow up and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE. Go find yourself a life. Please and thank you. Simple as that!! \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I have the weakest immune system, ever known."} +{"tweet": "@Dayy_em thank you:)"} +{"tweet": "Now I have to make him dinner while he showers. I'm gonna be a good wife someday. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "joke guys.. joke"} +{"tweet": "Hotter than a fantasy \\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "@00emilyyy00 is literally perfection, I love her so much\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@GiannaCornell cool I miss u make me dinner"} +{"tweet": "@haileyxoxo_ @bvinnyy brookie is the magic puffer! lolol"} +{"tweet": "Two weeks feels like three months"} +{"tweet": "Happy thanksgiving everyone!"} +{"tweet": "@MrPenguin666 bring a brotha some wraps"} +{"tweet": "@blakeshelton your dancing reminds me of my own. Please never change."} +{"tweet": "I thought we would, but you know."} +{"tweet": "@Sheetz has me conditioned so well that I smell food when I pass their trucks on the highway."} +{"tweet": "Lol I get it now"} +{"tweet": "@celine_lantz awh Celine I'll miss ya too"} +{"tweet": "3 out of 4 voices in my head say take a nap... The other wants to know if penguins have knees."} +{"tweet": "@Maysa_Rammal leave me alone"} +{"tweet": "I'm not gonna be a fun person to be around for the next month or so"} +{"tweet": "@savvyg23 I'm definitely going to try and get it this summer so I can have it for when I move to Knox! I want to work at a fancy saloon lol"} +{"tweet": "Seriously, I don't want to be here"} +{"tweet": "Chad let a guy pull out in front of him and he looked so happy and waved 50 times. So now I'm crying a tad. #ChristmasCheerKids @ChadRobOU"} +{"tweet": "@_LeahRenee thanks LEEE. Can't think of a name for you... #embarrasing \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "It seriously feels so good to be back by my Royals' sides \\ud83d\\ude0a\\n\\n Reign #newtvdrama #PeoplesChoice"} +{"tweet": "Makes me wanna take a backroad."} +{"tweet": "Nothing is better than ice cream and a nap after a long day of clinical \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "The things I would do for a s'mores blizzard right now #gimme"} +{"tweet": "@AliBrewster @GHohl93 @bay9bs @asabs08 @schneidnasty6 @duncnasty25 haha of course !"} +{"tweet": "@Cshan10 Said by nooooneeee!!!"} +{"tweet": "#2013taughtme fight for what you want."} +{"tweet": "@ouelletteashley always am. ;)"} +{"tweet": "Back to #ZiM old school!"} +{"tweet": "being at the gym makes me realize how out of shape I really am \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@TheGR8Plungini it's ke$ha get it right"} +{"tweet": "#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you'll smoke a blunt with me"} +{"tweet": "Holyyyy shiiiiit"} +{"tweet": "It's literally telling me how to deal with stress. Like wtf no"} +{"tweet": "I know why @SheLovesSanta is mad right now"} +{"tweet": "@valeriekay_5 lolol I'm sorry \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@ajnewman16 @connorb53 block creek the tigers dude was wearing his alcs ring"} +{"tweet": "Spain was great but I really can't wait to go home and sleep in my own bed"} +{"tweet": "Falling asleep to the sound of the ocean hitting the beach. Perffffff. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Not many people at all know my other side."} +{"tweet": "Catching the Red Wings, Red vs. White game. Only time the Wings will play and I don't mind who wins."} +{"tweet": "I don't know what makes me sadder the fact he tried and failed to recover from his addiction or the fact he died alone #RipCoryMonteith"} +{"tweet": "I'll have you one day\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@OnlyCarney I was about to say... And the best pitcher to play for the cubs In the last 10 years goes to maddux"} +{"tweet": "Headphones in. Music on. Volume up. Ready for this long drive\\u270c#Vacation \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "This cyclist can seriously eat a dick."} +{"tweet": "@mattnekic same, I'm working 30+ hours a week. I practically live at DQ."} +{"tweet": "Someone wrote \\uss mangina\\\" on the ship on my fridge. And I'm crying\""} +{"tweet": "Literally exhaustion just hit me like a brick wall. I just wanna lay down and sleep for hours"} +{"tweet": "Cannot wait for tomorrow!!"} +{"tweet": "@AdolfoQuintana6 lol you just win this one time. Don't expect it again. \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@BigShow42 you too excited for nationals"} +{"tweet": "@EYESOFDIO lol amen to that brotha"} +{"tweet": "@C_Whitley23 what is it?!"} +{"tweet": "@TheJimmyGraham I've never been able to actually go to a game before, so I always tailgate and watch from the square and pretend I'm there!"} +{"tweet": "Blue eyes >>>"} +{"tweet": "Maybe on the other side it isn't grass, what if it's sand?"} +{"tweet": "@UKWildcatsOnTop If I knew where the winning lottery ticket was gonna b sold & when id be there as fast as possibly could...just saying"} +{"tweet": "She said make enough so I can try some, I thought taking drugs just ain't you, be you. Yeah girl just be you"} +{"tweet": "Drift king \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Wearing open toed shoes is so cute but EXTREMELY dangerous"} +{"tweet": "Headaches <"} +{"tweet": "If you can't hug a girl because you have a girlfriend you have issues."} +{"tweet": "You know you have a iPhone when you text gaga instead of haha #AutoCorrectProbs"} +{"tweet": "I love how I'm ALWAYS the bad guy."} +{"tweet": "guys I have plans on a Friday put it down in the record books"} +{"tweet": "That dog doesn't need to be treated like that .."} +{"tweet": "And I'm back to my old ways .."} +{"tweet": "I wanna go golfing \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "All I want is to be able to sleep through the whole night without waking up until I actually have to be up omg please"} +{"tweet": "@spaceshiptears awww! thank you!!! i wont be there tomorrow:(( i will be tuesday!"} +{"tweet": "I cannot believe Paul Walker died, another amazing actor no longer with us:("} +{"tweet": "@smheckman2012 \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "but I never be in Twitter Jail."} +{"tweet": "@EmilyDober6 SEVERE THUNDERSTORM FOR WAVERLY! GET OUT!"} +{"tweet": "Where the fuck is everyone at"} +{"tweet": "Ready to fall asleep"} +{"tweet": "Seriously hate japan #fuckingpussies #anyoneexceptyouuglyfucks"} +{"tweet": "@JadeGarland #night #night"} +{"tweet": "If we are a \\Christian\\\" nation., why have we become a a nation of hatred and intolerance. Someone needs to back and reread their bible.\""} +{"tweet": "@Dfull_Jr sure do! It's a beauty! Lol"} +{"tweet": "My problem is that I convince myself before that I can't handle a situation when in reality I can"} +{"tweet": "I enjoy staring at my car"} +{"tweet": "Haha"} +{"tweet": "Whose going with me to get my nails done today ??"} +{"tweet": "Judges Hill runs the Christmas lights game"} +{"tweet": "@hahle_max I want a cookie now since I won"} +{"tweet": "@KeepGrubbing just saw wallace at umass I'm crying"} +{"tweet": "@RaisedByCharlie I DON'T HAVE NETFLIX AND I WANNA WATCH SUPERNATURAL SHAREEEE"} +{"tweet": "Having a pinched nerve in my back is tooo fuckin painful"} +{"tweet": "Why is it necessary to crank the music loud when people are trying to sleep? #Urgh #Tired"} +{"tweet": "@AndeeMadison12 I'm leaving school early to get a homecoming dress. Stay with me Wednesday!"} +{"tweet": "And snow"} +{"tweet": "Live on and be yourself."} +{"tweet": "Gizmo is growling and barking at nothing and he won't shut up\\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "I can't chew gum without drooling"} +{"tweet": "Dang it now that song is stuck in my head"} +{"tweet": "Hey @johnnypatrick26 marry me?"} +{"tweet": "I wish Siri had Morgan Freeman's voice,"} +{"tweet": "no girl wants to be with a guy who talks constant shit on their ex #NotCool\\u270b"} +{"tweet": "So do i? \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@LittleMixOffic I love you guys so much! And you guys have great dance moves!"} +{"tweet": "@toyotaracing @kansasspeedway I wasn't fast enough!"} +{"tweet": "@saamhernaandezz wow. Thanks."} +{"tweet": "Ultimately pissed at you right now and I hope you know why"} +{"tweet": "@ImHOOPI @a_miller_8 that's not as bad as 2 summers ago where he made a nasty omelette haha it had beef jerky and olives and god only knows"} +{"tweet": "Why is there ever cheerleaders?! The people in the stands do it better"} +{"tweet": "@alikmoody I mean if you were to pick @EmilyMiron and me up, we wouldn't say no"} +{"tweet": "@darling_vicky those were the days"} +{"tweet": "They don't know about the up all nights they don't know I've been waiting all my life for a love that felt this right<3 @dolton_bdis2012"} +{"tweet": "In the woods"} +{"tweet": "Greatest spontaneous text"} +{"tweet": "Jordan has more balls than I do. \\ud83d\\ude4c #yougogirl"} +{"tweet": "Shouldn't have taken that four hour nap after class.#backtoschoolprobs"} +{"tweet": "@NBCTheVoice #VoiceSave Ray"} +{"tweet": "I will probably never understand why you tell me to grow up and stop subtweeting you when you're older than me and you subtweet me way more."} +{"tweet": "If you call yourself \\based god\\\" I'll probably laugh in your face.\""} +{"tweet": "Ten more minutes of sleep or stop and get a coffee #TheStruggle"} +{"tweet": "What. The. Hell. Just. Happened."} +{"tweet": "@Kellan_Smith just made my day\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@KingKlis21 mature Zach."} +{"tweet": "Just want to feel loved.. No one makes me happy anymore."} +{"tweet": "Eau Sleezy this weekend"} +{"tweet": "even tho its fkd up im still fkin witcha"} +{"tweet": "Where the fuck is my boy @CameronJayNWM miss him lots :-("} +{"tweet": "@sia_kontos you know how many times he wanted and does want to break up with you. Lost count. Cmon sia. Get the hint"} +{"tweet": "If I only cared #stop"} +{"tweet": "annoyed with everything."} +{"tweet": "@CarryOurselves too many to care lol"} +{"tweet": "@iamtenny is urs gold?"} +{"tweet": "I love me some Zeta Bears... @Sexy6_ColbyLyn @MizzSP213"} +{"tweet": "Things were a lot different a year from now... the things I would do to have it back"} +{"tweet": "Pointless"} +{"tweet": "say my name, boy. let me know I'm in control."} +{"tweet": "@MizzCorbin so boring. There just isn't anything along the way."} +{"tweet": "You're just gonna leave carol? Daryl we not be happy with you Rick. #TheWalkingDead"} +{"tweet": "I don't want no more lines of credit"} +{"tweet": "This lil fuckboy staring at me tho"} +{"tweet": "It's damp out"} +{"tweet": "I've been stressed out since like the third day of second grade"} +{"tweet": "Seriously I gotta work outdoors right meow...."} +{"tweet": "@MicoalZooski yeah fuck these classes"} +{"tweet": "Having a boyfriend & taking a picture kissing him infront of a beautiful Christmas tree would be amazing!"} +{"tweet": "@CoachLeonard1 Wall Baseball has some of the finest Stat Girls in the shore. You take that back Mr. Leonard."} +{"tweet": "#nightlife"} +{"tweet": "@lcorrea912 why's that!?"} +{"tweet": "I REGRET NOTHING. If you want therapy go it's fantastic"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know what happy is"} +{"tweet": "Lord what have I done I've made every girl on twitter right now thirsty for Logan"} +{"tweet": "It's annoying when people with iPhones turn their read receipts off but even more annoying when they turn their iMessage off altogether"} +{"tweet": "snow tomorrow morning\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@santi_sunshine I wish we had a work dog or cat."} +{"tweet": "@WickKat8 no one talks shit bout an innocent little kid! #notgonnafly"} +{"tweet": "@Toriii_T you can have some of mine \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@uno_dos_press @e_plouffe15 be the 5th one"} +{"tweet": "@Nick_Papson34 I didn't either... I only knew like 3."} +{"tweet": "Bitch don't kill my Vibe!"} +{"tweet": "Just trying my best..."} +{"tweet": "Temp: 65.2\\u00b0F Wind:7.2mph Pressure: 30.093hpa Rising Rain Today 0.01in."} +{"tweet": "@carmen_sarno i wanna see! Who has it?"} +{"tweet": "Ny biology teacher: School is ridiculous. I have better things to do with my time.. like sleep."} +{"tweet": "11:11. Make a wish."} +{"tweet": "@katiecarveth @AlphaMonkey215 that explains all of it"} +{"tweet": "Hey, just so you know the world doesn't revolve around you"} +{"tweet": "I'm already way less excited about the graduation countdown, it doesn't mean as much now"} +{"tweet": "Oh, and screw all morning people. You all are just weird! Weird I tell ya!!"} +{"tweet": "I love Brandon Stokely. Caught a TD pass in Ravens 1st Super Bowl win. But there's not a lot of tread left on those tires, is it?"} +{"tweet": "Last time I'll ever help Someone !"} +{"tweet": "Tattoos >>>"} +{"tweet": "@AliciaHamill haha :)"} +{"tweet": "I hate having to take Benadryl because I sleep so much, but it really is a miracle drug."} +{"tweet": "I'm tryin to shred one of these 700 hp awd rally cars."} +{"tweet": "@2princessmama Yayyy! \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "Sometime I Wonder Wtf Happened.. Other Times Im Just Like Fuck It"} +{"tweet": "HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY #letsgetithawks"} +{"tweet": "I use so many exclamation points! I can't help it though, life excites me!!!!!!! \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "#100ThingsThatMakeMeHappy having only like 3 classes at school"} +{"tweet": "@katelynstop @megandaveyxo sure thing"} +{"tweet": "Prayers out to a snow day tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude2d\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Why would you tell him to sing that man"} +{"tweet": "@zass_hoku3 \\u304a\\u3044"} +{"tweet": "Well my road was all ice this morning."} +{"tweet": "@LeroyRR3rd @Dan_Radley this pictures fucking creepy"} +{"tweet": "People want the presence of God in the world. They want connection, to be deeply experiential and personal. Diana Butler-Bass. #dminlgp"} +{"tweet": "@22trowe hahahahhaa you crack me up!!!"} +{"tweet": "Ok, shit hit the fan. I'm out. \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Sorry to hear that Pat Summerall passed away. Nothing beat Sundays with he and John Madden doing Dallas Cowboy games on tv. #AmericasTeam"} +{"tweet": "There is seriously no other car on the road, why ride my ass? \\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "I know the game baby, so before you try an play it ...Think TWICE. because ill come twice as hard"} +{"tweet": "What the hell just happened"} +{"tweet": "I drove all the way from my house to allis house with all the Windows down just to keep her shamrock shake cold #dedication"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand people that willingly come into work on their day off. #why"} +{"tweet": "He texted me twice today and i was late as hell seeing em both"} +{"tweet": "#killmenow"} +{"tweet": "@mindygui you are a mess!!"} +{"tweet": "@Starbby_xo who"} +{"tweet": "@EmFalkeee but without me you'd just be eating cheese..."} +{"tweet": "@TheG0ldenTicket half is good."} +{"tweet": "Well that didnt last long.."} +{"tweet": "Paying for small coffees and getting mediums #dunkinwin #favoriteplace"} +{"tweet": "How does someone that just lies & lies get everything they ever wanted handed to them?"} +{"tweet": "Have u ever wondered if u were in a random place an people were taking pics an you weren't paying attention and got you in the background..."} +{"tweet": "@cianaml16 umm..I think you still have my shades I stole from my sister."} +{"tweet": "@laciie neither is carol\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "It's kind of weird how it's the coaches that you hate the most that leave the biggest impact. Or at least it's always been that way for me.."} +{"tweet": "@starr2515 oh yeah hahah, I hope y'all had fun last night!"} +{"tweet": "Why is someone dressed up as Santa on my road \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Why, why WHY must these primates below me have to yell and scream literally all hours of the day and night. #shutup"} +{"tweet": "Everyone's so happy and excited for this year to end.. Then there's me who's never felt so lost and scared #notReady"} +{"tweet": "@Reds So proud of Devon. The kid is good!! #awesome WIN!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Trey_Rey025 lol I have some of it on my phone"} +{"tweet": "Guess it's liquor time?"} +{"tweet": "@JWXIV don't cry kid lol it's all good"} +{"tweet": "lol @haylizpep she's not gunna have a choice once we get there!"} +{"tweet": "@John_Schrepper #yourewelcome"} +{"tweet": "@MaddieRader_20 tacky"} +{"tweet": "New Years Eve is two days away and I have no plans.. #lifeofaloner"} +{"tweet": "\\@Bafzee: \\\"My mom always used to say \\\"speak the truth always...even if your voice shakes\\\"\\\"\\\"nd yuh dey speak the truth ?\""} +{"tweet": "Tater twat @AngieArand"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to talk to you"} +{"tweet": "@autumn_wilsonnn I think most little kids are like that haha I have to bribe all my little cousins ha"} +{"tweet": "Letting my sister do my hair today.. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "jimmy johns for first time\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "God give me the strength..."} +{"tweet": "@HenryMargusity still thinking maybe surprise wed am snow for Philly?"} +{"tweet": "Had fun at the movies"} +{"tweet": "seriously made my night \\ud83d\\udc4c\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Going through the motion."} +{"tweet": "Who can I message?"} +{"tweet": "Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end."} +{"tweet": "@Rkolcun @bg194 10:30"} +{"tweet": "I thought Notre Dame had a good linebacker? #secfootball #SEC7"} +{"tweet": "@KidNamedTravis nooooo!!! I didn't know that bro. What do you do now?"} +{"tweet": "@Youngkrantz I'm judging because that's what you're wearing In your twit pic"} +{"tweet": "@k_beveridge hahah thanks babe \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Pumped for golf today! Lets win the tournament! #buhlergolf"} +{"tweet": "Sorry everyone. I'll stop tweeting about my dog. I just miss her\\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Qdoba gumbo for dinner!"} +{"tweet": "So fucking aggravating that I have to buy I car I don't even fucking want because my parents are so closed minded"} +{"tweet": "Sleeping with sirens>>> \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "DEFENSE"} +{"tweet": "@mollydbabyy \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@HWyps16 it's not"} +{"tweet": "@sullie15 thank you \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "The sound on my tv is slowly dying... If my Spongebob goes too I'm probably going to kill myself. \\ud83d\\ude35\\ud83d\\udc80 #thedeathofme #pleasedontgoonmetv"} +{"tweet": "And all I feel in my stomach is butterflies\\nThe beautiful kind, making up for lost time. \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "You got me falling for you babe"} +{"tweet": "@Chris_Gandolf @nick_naegele it's being mean though! Hahaha If they want to post weird pictures together half naked then hey. So be it."} +{"tweet": "And the peeling of my sunburn begins... \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Stupid college algebra projects!"} +{"tweet": "@ndIRISHlc19 @bhaydon5 I understand completely the wife and I did enjoy waking up going out onto the beach and looking at the photos though"} +{"tweet": "Percent movie watching weather :)"} +{"tweet": "Please don't pass me by"} +{"tweet": "Why are you so judgmental?"} +{"tweet": "I Wish Westbrook was playing. This series would be way more exciting to watch."} +{"tweet": "@rydawg24 As far as I know."} +{"tweet": "None of them have a twitter thoughhh"} +{"tweet": "@vistavision she's in California, going through the Castro. I'm educating her as much as I can from Ohio."} +{"tweet": "@JameyDoyle @mjd77777 @madisonperriann why did you tweet this at me haha"} +{"tweet": "@amberjordann7 Yeah! Thats perfect."} +{"tweet": "We are broken. What must we do to restore our innocence and all the promise we adore?"} +{"tweet": "I want some fucking swig points"} +{"tweet": "That moment when the cops come take two boys from the first year residence halls #MUproblems"} +{"tweet": "if you're wearing flip flops I'm judging you. it's snowing."} +{"tweet": "@Chris_Stuckmann what would you have preferred to see win?"} +{"tweet": "@Kenzieee42 you're a fuck. Haha"} +{"tweet": "I try to the best person I can be"} +{"tweet": "@nickthetooth when UFC comes to Boston we goin out drinkin??"} +{"tweet": "I love you but hate you at the same time"} +{"tweet": "Im actually in like a real good mood rn"} +{"tweet": "@Lilahraee what hour do you have studyhall?"} +{"tweet": "@TheXFactorUSA @ddlovato #fornow"} +{"tweet": "This class goes by faster than the three minute wait by the door for the bell to ring does"} +{"tweet": "When your looking for your phone and its in your hand!!"} +{"tweet": "Lol Miley's jammin right now #turntup?"} +{"tweet": "@PatheosCatholic also, Pope JPII did not discourage pilgrimages when specifically asked."} +{"tweet": "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..........."} +{"tweet": "@citruswhip fine I will no longer answer when you chat me first every time"} +{"tweet": "@lilll_krissa ugh please love me"} +{"tweet": "@ClaireStegeman Haha you really haven't. It's a classic"} +{"tweet": "Seriously walker is dreamy...."} +{"tweet": "@brittanybecker_ go to bed!"} +{"tweet": "I haven't even been to class yet and I'm already stressed! #Geology #fml \\ud83d\\ude35\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "What the"} +{"tweet": "That's why I don't talk to people about my problems."} +{"tweet": "I know twitter doesn't care but I'm stil beyond fucking pissed."} +{"tweet": "@sneakysnake11 yeah get the fuck out then #330_4life"} +{"tweet": "Who volunteers to let me use their car"} +{"tweet": "@Mck_ee_Ds \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "April fools reminds me of the joke we played on Joy our senior year \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 @Ky_Adkins @KarleeBelle32 @D_Cannon_78 @Sadie_rene"} +{"tweet": "3 tattoos isn't enough for me"} +{"tweet": "The one thing that will always make me happy, is seeing my puppy."} +{"tweet": "@GallsDeep nottttt goood"} +{"tweet": "Rats! Left my glasses at home! Mrs. Magoo signing in! Morning!"} +{"tweet": "@lexihalvorson #doubtit"} +{"tweet": "I will punch you in the fucking throat. \\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83d\\udca2"} +{"tweet": "Cheating & having hoes gets old, Everyone should want to reach a point where they're mature enough to stay faithful & want someone real ."} +{"tweet": "The dream I just had <<<<<"} +{"tweet": "CUZ WE BELONG TOGETHER NOW YEAH FOREVER UNITED HERE SOMEHOW @Ampotokar18 my life would suck without you \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18 #jamsession"} +{"tweet": "Waiting until the child goes to bed before watching Walking Dead. #hooked"} +{"tweet": "@jewel_barlow the second girl's statuses though...hot mess and a half."} +{"tweet": "So the snow didn't accumulate and we basically got a free day off #mizzou"} +{"tweet": "I cannot wait until next school year."} +{"tweet": "Inflammation\\nof the lining\\nof the brain."} +{"tweet": "@EllieChiurco this will be our third new principle\\ud83d\\ude11 I will be so upset if he isn't somewhat chill"} +{"tweet": "One of those days where I really just want to go home and cuddle with @wilsonaustin3 \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@samfields2637 hahaha alright, I'll probably have plenty of questions like this for shop hw"} +{"tweet": "When you hear the sound of thunder don't you get to scared"} +{"tweet": "babe"} +{"tweet": "@sammmgreeen shit I didn't know that's who he was talking about"} +{"tweet": "This was def a weird night again"} +{"tweet": "I'll never forget anything that Ryan taught me"} +{"tweet": "@kaycee_kiser I'm stealing her"} +{"tweet": "@nicole__vee yeah"} +{"tweet": "Remember. Whatever you hide I find. I've been the best person I know at hide n seek since age 7"} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 30.33 in, Falling slowly. Temperature 48.9 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 40%"} +{"tweet": "@codybeyer I am on the road that weekend but pick another game and lets do it!! Wanna do day game, SNF or MNF?"} +{"tweet": "@ProjectPat_420 same here! Well, boyfriend versus girlfriend."} +{"tweet": "You've been kicked off relationship mountain and into the friend zone valley."} +{"tweet": "Can i just go home?"} +{"tweet": "@ashley_fecteau my snap chat is rachael_trammel"} +{"tweet": "Is it pathetic that I'm pouting because I'm not at #basslights?"} +{"tweet": "\\Oh man, I'll put 'The Universe' as my location on Twitter. Then everyone will know how deep I am. I'll get so much ass!\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "#IGotAThingFor a hockey player and lacrosse player"} +{"tweet": "It's weird to think about what my life will be like in 5 years"} +{"tweet": "It's not always rainbows and butterflies, it's compromise that moves us along."} +{"tweet": "@kaylynsheehan4 haha we got you"} +{"tweet": "This is my 5th Timberwolves vs Celtics game here at the Target Center! @MNTimberwolves"} +{"tweet": "Please, please somebody just shoot me \\ud83d\\ude10\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Ohmehgawd. 40 minutes left! #2013"} +{"tweet": "@TSmooove_3 Me"} +{"tweet": "@Tommy_Tomlinson Well babe, they need to edit the dictionary. (:"} +{"tweet": "@kermin14 I have no idea what you're talking about.... Lies."} +{"tweet": "@AlmightyAllah50 I wouldn't have known till I seem the tweets that we had school the next day. I woulda been stressed"} +{"tweet": "Tuscaloosa Elite 01 0-1 BUSA 01G Elite White\\n0:22 Tackle, Amelia Baker"} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry I don't like Austin Mahone."} +{"tweet": "There is no site like a victorious man the night after ... Congratulations sir hats off"} +{"tweet": "@MeganBierut idk it always happens on Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays idk what game your playing here"} +{"tweet": "@maximineekee @Schubear_65 Hannah"} +{"tweet": "Today made me really miss @lindstrom_emily"} +{"tweet": "And now you just pissed me off."} +{"tweet": "Patrick is a good driver, unlike SpongeBob. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Whitters1994 Oh gosh. Please don't be that whore....I AM YOUR CUDDLE BUDDY"} +{"tweet": "I didn't sleep at all last night. I just laid in bed and stared at the ceiling. all night."} +{"tweet": "I only have feelings when im super drunk."} +{"tweet": "@ashhlynnn your welcome \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Every secret comes with a price- they're not free. Not now, not ever."} +{"tweet": "Don't you be afraid , whatever comes tomorrow , my love is here to stay ."} +{"tweet": "I really should be studying for psych but then there's the Sims 3 University Life expansion pack and that's basically the same thing, right?"} +{"tweet": "@MichelleFreed Is someone cranky because they haven't eaten?hmms"} +{"tweet": "The Hills >>>"} +{"tweet": "The corn maze in girard like 3 years ago was it an albino bat? @KUps44 @lexican_mexican"} +{"tweet": "Just chipped my tooth. #whatyouknowboutthat"} +{"tweet": "@Nick_Hayes32 @treysslgado33 umm I don't see anyone tryin to hangout with you"} +{"tweet": "What is wrong with snapchat? #Annoyed"} +{"tweet": "Can't be late or miss work for the next 14 days or I'm fired. Fan-fucking-tastic"} +{"tweet": "I smell so good rn"} +{"tweet": "I've never been so excited for a frosty! Thanks @LexiFray13! You're the breastest!"} +{"tweet": "Tanning is the only thing that makes me happy"} +{"tweet": "Always use the first stall of a public bathroom; it's the most clean. You're welcome."} +{"tweet": "My girlfriend will tell ya about how pity I am \\u2764\\ufe0f\\u2764\\ufe0f\\u2764\\ufe0f\\u2764\\ufe0f\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "We'll find our love in the sky"} +{"tweet": "@JosephDelGrippo umm that's pretty damn bad"} +{"tweet": "Props to @kelliutz on this dinner!! #thebest"} +{"tweet": "@LNelkin Looks tasty! And healthy. Not sure if it'll sustain you for cross country skiing though. :)"} +{"tweet": "@hannah_fiske not you try again"} +{"tweet": "@maggiemantei I am a #niceguy but if she isn't sharing then she has to learn. Like a little child!!!"} +{"tweet": "@TuckerFitz looking at beginning of next June because I'm in a year lease for this house right now"} +{"tweet": "....Sorry but taking shots and sitting in a bed room doing absolutely nothing just doesn't seem like much fun to me.."} +{"tweet": "@Swaimers48 I look like a goon."} +{"tweet": "@PatLynch_2 I was gonna fuckin walk behind there too to see if John was there omg"} +{"tweet": "So nervous...."} +{"tweet": "Goodluck to all my babies back him trying out today \\ud83d\\ude18 I love all you guys and wish I could be out there with you today !"} +{"tweet": "@adam_kralik I'm not actually sure how, doing something outside I think."} +{"tweet": "@True_Country01 TELL SAMANTHA."} +{"tweet": "I prefer water to soda any day"} +{"tweet": "My iPad can turn on any day now."} +{"tweet": "@leroybricker I really doubt it. I'm actually surprised they're on the team. Thought one of them would get dropped for Waters, recoup pick."} +{"tweet": "@jessenewcomb that's what @Kels_Mitch said! Did you see them?"} +{"tweet": "Please thunderstormm\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Time to eat!!!"} +{"tweet": "Penn state bound!"} +{"tweet": "#TheWalkingDead"} +{"tweet": "@3hunnaSosaa @gimmedatBROOKIE and that's fine, I wasn't putting you on blast lol were cool. I just don't want personal things like that all"} +{"tweet": "They didn't choose that life. A scumbag is someone who lies, steals, or cheats on their girl friend. Stop hating on everyone and just live."} +{"tweet": "A photo on Instagram is only good if you like it yourself"} +{"tweet": "@CRenslow Welcome ugly \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "this is the worst day ever to have a freaking snow storm"} +{"tweet": "ready to watch this recruit class for IU do work"} +{"tweet": "Wow..."} +{"tweet": "Thank goodness I've been so successful with teaching myself this finite work \\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "@penguins well that's just great."} +{"tweet": "Watch how I not care anymore!"} +{"tweet": "Fuckkk the free world"} +{"tweet": "Is there a way to make you disappear.\\ud83d\\udc4b"} +{"tweet": "my baby gets off work soon. \\ue418\\ue418\\ue418"} +{"tweet": "@nelliepence @kiki_FL_ @Catherine_Carra deffinatly!!!"} +{"tweet": "My iPad charges so slow.."} +{"tweet": "@Merrrmaiddd @buffalobills he'll play.. Hasn't missed a snap all year"} +{"tweet": "@middlebrooks #bostonstrong!!!"} +{"tweet": "@RikaloffRauth nope not happening you're too busy for little ol me"} +{"tweet": "Beautiful day today. Took bailey for a 25 minute walk, now opening up all of the windows in the house. #spring"} +{"tweet": "@ColbySmothers baseball practice"} +{"tweet": "Hahaha all girls end their vines with a quick selfie shot of either the dueces, duck face, or open mouth \\I'm having fun\\\" face.\""} +{"tweet": "@hfriedrich7 what am I doing...... I don't tweet?? :)"} +{"tweet": "@susan_xoxoxo I never said thanks tho"} +{"tweet": "She's joking stop"} +{"tweet": "Congratulations you've helped me find a new level of madness"} +{"tweet": "I'm thankful for soo many people but they really don't understand how thankful I am."} +{"tweet": "Starbucks! \\u2665\\u2665\\u2665\\u2665"} +{"tweet": "@BrookeBaldwin77 double ds"} +{"tweet": "I have never laughed so hard in my life"} +{"tweet": "@EmbracePancake lol it's very relaxing"} +{"tweet": "Can you not."} +{"tweet": "I'm the only teenager in this valley who works at 3am\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "SUPERNATURAL WAS $10 A SEASON GUESS WHAT I JUST SPENT $50 ON"} +{"tweet": "Musicians and coffee tonight at 8!"} +{"tweet": "If my mom loses her job, I'll beat some ass"} +{"tweet": "You look like I need another shot @jbean12495"} +{"tweet": "@samjshah I just put the mathtwitterblogosphere site up on the projector at the technology conference I attended for all to see. You rock!"} +{"tweet": "@lavamixer2012 @Tchainz19 \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 thanks Colten I appreciate it."} +{"tweet": "Taylor jealous I didn't send her a goodnight text"} +{"tweet": "@DrMeetch. Text me"} +{"tweet": "Drews ass is right in my side. Why did we have to share a bed."} +{"tweet": "I have been preaching my own sermon this morning. I am sorry you have missed it. #informative"} +{"tweet": "@gLAdiator_music Double Dragon is sick!"} +{"tweet": "I will be such a good driver, I can barely drive the lawn mower without running over something or hitting something \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "All these married women at the bridal shower are cracking me up with their stories."} +{"tweet": "I hate getting up this early for work..,, oh well I'm making money"} +{"tweet": "New friends bringing old emotions. #keepitcoming coming"} +{"tweet": "@fadingeyes closer than I would have come to spelling it..."} +{"tweet": "IM DYING OF LAUGHTER HAHAHA BUT SO QUIETLY LITERALLY SO SO QUIETLY"} +{"tweet": "It smells and feels like April outside\\u2614\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "My last RETWEET >>"} +{"tweet": "Just got carded at Kwik Fill while I was sitting in the car n @kaitlynbillyard was buying cigarettes! #feelinyoung thanks #RetardsAtKwikFill"} +{"tweet": "#bedtime"} +{"tweet": "Like it was a sandwich why am i so pissed #FuckinHateHormones"} +{"tweet": "Fuck with Reggie Busch....GET SMOKED!"} +{"tweet": "@learapp wait no nvm you get out at 2:30 not 3:30 lol"} +{"tweet": "The naught in my throat <<"} +{"tweet": "So nice out going pool now"} +{"tweet": "I need more sleep\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Ughh\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@kristie_dalton @johnsonrachel19 my dads bestfriends!"} +{"tweet": "Honestly. Just go somewhere"} +{"tweet": "@HanG_Donnelly20 there's this guy Ryan Roast or something like that I hear needs a roommate. Maybe you should hit him up. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude1c\\ud83d\\ude02 hahahahahahaha"} +{"tweet": "@ReligiousToast and the note hehe."} +{"tweet": "#ImLame"} +{"tweet": "@jmdarling: Like a household telephone. When someone asks for your home phone number versus your cell phone, your home phone is a landline."} +{"tweet": "Never gets easier...you just get a little stronger everyday"} +{"tweet": "Dang I haven't felt good for like the past week"} +{"tweet": "Sitting at breakfast and my dads trying to convince me to date @DominickBonelli"} +{"tweet": "I slept for 3 hours and am awake now. I still have no clue what the fucking fuck I am supposed I do."} +{"tweet": "I swear some people are only your friend bc they're more interested in your life than actually being your friend #newsy"} +{"tweet": "Merry Christmas Eve everyone! \\ud83c\\udf81\\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf81"} +{"tweet": "Having a migraine all day, everyday of my life #killme \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "#WeCantDateIf you aren't @dpcampbell21 I'm in love with my best friend and couldn't be happier"} +{"tweet": "Could never convince me that things will ever go my way."} +{"tweet": "I'm never going to listen to anyone but myself"} +{"tweet": "@toryelizabeth7 yes!!:)"} +{"tweet": "@JasonDufner how much do you regret the comment about @Keegan_Bradley looking like a lego guy? He's never gonna let you live that down!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@mandawolf01 i know it happens to me EVERY time i tell one of my friends i have a crush"} +{"tweet": "Twitter was made for taking long shits"} +{"tweet": "Men who complain about hearing about periods are immature. That's not to say that girls should talk about it openly tho."} +{"tweet": "I'm about to get back to the old me though... Used to have so much fun alwayssss."} +{"tweet": "Watching survivor #helpme"} +{"tweet": "@nbc hopefully after that speech the rest of us can say the same."} +{"tweet": "That snow storm was almost as bad as that tornado yesterday"} +{"tweet": "Realizing that I am the problem. Not other people. How I always manage to fuck things up? No idea. I'm just myself. I guess I'm crazy."} +{"tweet": "@WantTheP_earl @wuddupitscheyy @condojake seriously text her \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@stevenhusk that would be ideal!"} +{"tweet": "I just wish I could fall asleep at a decent hour every night. Is that too much to ask?"} +{"tweet": "I'm so picky. It's hard for me to be attracted to someone."} +{"tweet": "Please stop omg \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@DomCaputo21 its 9:30"} +{"tweet": "Couldn't have a better life"} +{"tweet": "A flash of anger crossed his face. \\Your hyperdrive did fail.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "We're just ordinary people. We don't know which way to go. Cause we're ordinary people. Maybe we should take it slow. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "I get lost in my thoughts sometimes."} +{"tweet": "What's the point in being nice to someone if 90% of the time they could give two shits. #seriouslytho"} +{"tweet": "@balla_corso hahahaha whaaaatt!?"} +{"tweet": "Think before you change should be a lesson for everyone to learn...if it isn't broke don't try to fix it."} +{"tweet": "would you totally judge me if I told you I was currently cuddled up the back seat of my car with a blanket in the wegmans parking lot?"} +{"tweet": "Why am I even going?"} +{"tweet": "Totally blew it"} +{"tweet": "i would give anything for a day with the person you used to be..."} +{"tweet": "The best thing is... I'm finally over you Little Bitch #happy \\ud83d\\ude00"} +{"tweet": "Laying with my baby \\u2764 #LoveHim"} +{"tweet": "All love ever does is break and burn and end."} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure this weekend is exactly like the twilight zone. Nothing is making sense!"} +{"tweet": "I have the perfect bun rn! Too bad I'm going to bed \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "That fence owned me last night"} +{"tweet": "Watching Safe Haven 3 nights in a row. #judgeme"} +{"tweet": "Do not want to be at work right now .."} +{"tweet": "best thing I never had and too little too late are literally my theme songs"} +{"tweet": "I wish my family history was that cool."} +{"tweet": "I'm starving. Ready. To. Eat. And. Get. Fat."} +{"tweet": "@MaddawgMitchell I saw the pictures and text messages between you two... I can't believe you did this to me"} +{"tweet": "If you have 40 hours to waste, I recommend the Amtrak from Salt Lake to Chicago"} +{"tweet": "Fml"} +{"tweet": "Why did I put my life in @kaitlynne_h_'s hands tonight? Worst. Driver. Ever.\\ud83d\\ude30\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@HSulfridge I was just kidding. \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "They say driving a Ferrari is the most fun you can have with your pants on."} +{"tweet": "@torreyappel it's got to be a BFC of monster or a 2L to be trashy"} +{"tweet": "@whitney18552 Haha , only you!"} +{"tweet": "Days go by way toooo fast."} +{"tweet": "if there was an award for the most awkward place ever it should go to the elevator.."} +{"tweet": "@Kclarkkk16 one does simply hate Kelsey Clark"} +{"tweet": "\\Driving me a good kind of crazy\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@caybabz21 lol hey it has to feel a little good #relaxation"} +{"tweet": "@lindseygerstler come over! We can look at puppies together so you're overflowing with happiness. \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\udc36"} +{"tweet": "12 more hours till I seee Luke Bryan <3"} +{"tweet": "S/O to @ThotsAndCrocs"} +{"tweet": "@argor0k I thought it was maybe you'll all work out in the movies, but I got it wrong either way."} +{"tweet": "Never have unprotected sex with a porcupine... You're welcome"} +{"tweet": "@keonbreaux \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@Sadees_Renee14 same number??!!"} +{"tweet": "@brookie_22_ away .. \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "DUKE"} +{"tweet": "WERE DO I GET MY LINEUPS NOW!"} +{"tweet": "@Young_Sanford Oh we are going to"} +{"tweet": "@djenanaimamovic on valentines day i'm coming to school naked. I feel like thatd be appropriate."} +{"tweet": "I enjoyed LOST AND Breaking Bad. Fuck me for loving incredible television, right?"} +{"tweet": "#EasilyAttractedTo A guy who can hold it down for his woman."} +{"tweet": "\\It's not the changes that matter, it's how you react to the changes. That's what makes you who you are.\\\" #boymeetsworld #ericmatthews\""} +{"tweet": "I have the worlds most amazing boss."} +{"tweet": "Stop making a fool out of me."} +{"tweet": "can you just stop ...."} +{"tweet": "I just ate a double baconater and a medium fry #ew"} +{"tweet": "#YouLookGoodBut you're a player."} +{"tweet": "@elyssak1213 i will make your day awesome! Sound better?"} +{"tweet": "@Warnaka13 not my fault that you know the whole architecture of the parking lot because that's all you drive around ;)"} +{"tweet": "Minus The Bear - My Time >>>>"} +{"tweet": "The OCD begins again with her! Uh oh"} +{"tweet": "I miss @wlhill8 let's do something fun soon!!"} +{"tweet": "Yay. Still not asleep."} +{"tweet": "@sheperdsmith what's a BAT?"} +{"tweet": "@showsnothoes I've seen more guts in 11 year old kids \\\\m/"} +{"tweet": "Ok, shit hit the fan. I'm out. \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Baby you can wear my hat..... Just make sure you give it back #np #macmiller"} +{"tweet": "@kvonengel21 supposedly today at noon. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Denny loved Izzy... So much"} +{"tweet": "It would be really cool if Mrs. Shippee actually taught physics so I could understand it ..."} +{"tweet": "@chiquita529 and again today 5-4#redsoxnation"} +{"tweet": "more than meets the eye"} +{"tweet": "@Mancusom4242 he's hot"} +{"tweet": "@MO_Bear_95 ok then she would forever hate me"} +{"tweet": "This chairs wet ... Cooool"} +{"tweet": "Why am I constantly trying to incorporate the word bromigo in every conversation #itsadisease"} +{"tweet": "@CodyDetty I got a box on Dora the explorer bandages will that help"} +{"tweet": "I just got swaggity told #Wow"} +{"tweet": "@AliciaaBooker glad I'm not the only one who just doesn't care haha"} +{"tweet": "I want to hide the truth, I want to shelter you \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@YaaMarkii_x0 I said the sun drop I ain't said none of these other ones lol"} +{"tweet": "Extremely cold water >>>"} +{"tweet": "@annacharn please"} +{"tweet": "I have an essay, 2 tests to take and a final exam to take all in English tomorrow night. Lovely. #FML"} +{"tweet": "@haleyoehm yup."} +{"tweet": "@katiepoo988 we should go see mayday parade"} +{"tweet": "Can we just lay on the floor and get stoned?"} +{"tweet": "Merry Christmas!!"} +{"tweet": "A year ago I was freaking out about whether or not I'd get to come to Georgia. So thankful everything worked out and I ended up here \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "People never change"} +{"tweet": "@A_DeMarco33 yeah after you post them to twitter from Vine..."} +{"tweet": "My aunt told me to wear a dress tomorrow. PROBABLY not."} +{"tweet": "@catoskey @kaileytoe wow Kailey way to embarrass me in front of all my peeps"} +{"tweet": "Things just haven't been the same."} +{"tweet": "@mike_wint me you and tinis"} +{"tweet": "@Pitchordie no no. I didn't"} +{"tweet": "History is seriously my favorite class. Watching that lifeless body fly over a wall was the highlight of my day.\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4c @emilydchase @ItsMurgan"} +{"tweet": "Coooooool"} +{"tweet": "Get it by any means"} +{"tweet": "@_megsan yeah it's pretty good it's long too. but the haunted forest is better. Haha."} +{"tweet": "Eating popcicles #highlife"} +{"tweet": "Hahahaha best tweet ever"} +{"tweet": "Or is it impossible to love someone but hate all the rest"} +{"tweet": "@Dustin_Wireman How about LeBron?"} +{"tweet": "DO NOT BLAME ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF FOR BEING DISRESPECTFUL!"} +{"tweet": "@BlkClarkeKent not true"} +{"tweet": "Dear @RueLaLa, please send me everything in your Great Gatsby sale as I require it immediately. Xo, Jen"} +{"tweet": "@BMcMurray17 @BreNugent @BUSTandCHIPS @sam_fareri @Young_Meno13 she's deff a scooter tossin kinda girl"} +{"tweet": "@Str8_up_C: I really dislike tips verse on this dance for you remix! \\\\\\ud83d\\ude01/ <- His hood ass ad libs on that slow ass song kills the mood"} +{"tweet": "My grandpa is rolling at girl code right now"} +{"tweet": "Everyones just annoying me to stay sorry for all the complaints"} +{"tweet": "I'm moving to CA in the next 5 years.\\u2600\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@KSeaboldt for sure horse collar"} +{"tweet": "@FHS_BASEBALL34 dude its hard I just can't stop thinking about it ! It's going to be hard ."} +{"tweet": "@CondemnedCustom I tweet it like 4 times a day"} +{"tweet": "@k_piergentili mwahaha"} +{"tweet": "I alway go months without eating McDonald's, then one day I treat myself to a feast"} +{"tweet": "But for some reason it doesn't seem to work like that."} +{"tweet": "I crack myself up."} +{"tweet": "\\I wish I was a glow worm. Glow worms are never glum. Because how can you be glum when the sun shines out your bum?\\\" -wise words, age 7 me \\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "@T81Tag thats the easy one to get"} +{"tweet": "@jride14 not true. Not many people I a. Crowd have a last name as cool as rider!"} +{"tweet": "@maureencaught @SUBWAY puts like three slices of meat in their subs I'd put at least 4 ! I'll have a lot of overhead too!"} +{"tweet": "Lol you're so pathetic"} +{"tweet": "I hope you're wearing those frayed out cut offs"} +{"tweet": "@ek_mckenna because of how much fun lax season is gonna be? \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I make cupcakes #perksofdatingme"} +{"tweet": "@ksteeww I will soon baby, maybe next weekend movies and cuddles when I get off work"} +{"tweet": "@erianna16 @jamdownrocks @Cleopatra40 @ela32824 @MarkHsoap Yeah it soubds all too familiar!!"} +{"tweet": "@cfourcelena what are they saying? Haha"} +{"tweet": "White glove, and I'm not in the mood to clean anything. #great"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go four wheelin'"} +{"tweet": "Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? THE MUFFIN MAN! who lives on jury lane?"} +{"tweet": "My bus is literally living hell."} +{"tweet": "So confused why @NevSchulman hasn't taken me out for sushi yet?"} +{"tweet": "This whole time I wanted to blame other people when honestly I was the one at fault."} +{"tweet": "I'd fight you so fast for that one my friend @nicholastriv"} +{"tweet": "First pool day of the season!"} +{"tweet": "Probably the worst game I've ever played"} +{"tweet": "@spradley1332 you brat!"} +{"tweet": "@boo_styles13 5 foot something with the skinny jeans #MidnightMemories"} +{"tweet": "@kennedy_vylee @heyyitsmonica nope hahah"} +{"tweet": "Someone come get me."} +{"tweet": "What kinda name is that?"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I haven't seen any of my friends all summer..."} +{"tweet": "I was offered a contract with dbg but I'm still weighing my options"} +{"tweet": "umm quote with a picture of us..."} +{"tweet": "Rip to the girl you used to see, her days are overrrrrr ."} +{"tweet": "Gosh your gorgeous \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Laughing is my most favorite"} +{"tweet": "Ah today is one of those lovely double pay days \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I could sleep for days!\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@Jhand023 @GuyCodes @TheEyeToTheSide solid point lol"} +{"tweet": "That's really cool you were talking shit about me behind my back"} +{"tweet": "Just found out spirit is diabetic. And guess who has to give him two shots a day. \\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Matt 6:31-33 SEEK - intentionally looking because it matters. Are you seeking God like you would for $500 cash you lost or a wedding ring?"} +{"tweet": "@VOEHQ Good afternoon."} +{"tweet": "@marshallseguin I'll go apeshit if the @NHLBruins don't #KEEPSEGUIN"} +{"tweet": "@DonnieWahlberg It always comes back to the balls..."} +{"tweet": "Its kinda hard to sleep when you spend your days dreaming."} +{"tweet": "I've had the feeling that I have to sneeze all day and it won't come out \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "I prob should so I don't get food all over it \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "ooh girl. Tell \\ud83d\\udc4f him \\ud83d\\udc4f off \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@MousTracks oh but you liked her the other day?"} +{"tweet": "Give it all we got tonight"} +{"tweet": "@SamSecWDE That's what Ry Ry was saying. And sure lets do it !"} +{"tweet": "@dharmalaney yes just scrapes. @nagelj68 @CJ_TJ @ChronoPup @BoysOnTheBrink @BirdmanRN @ncohioguy @NitzJr1104 @yanxfan24"} +{"tweet": "@tessannajean she's the opposite"} +{"tweet": "I'm automatically happier when I'm in Nashville \\ud83d\\udc9b\\u2728"} +{"tweet": "My interactions tonight. THANKS Y'ALL."} +{"tweet": "At the beach, normally horrible. But bareable tonight"} +{"tweet": "Nice warm shower >"} +{"tweet": "#IGotAThingFor for ladies who know how to keep it classy. \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@EmilyeHendrix all your tweets are about deciding your future... I thought all your deciding was over"} +{"tweet": "@t_clendennin @T_izzo16 let's go tomorrow I'm cravin it so bad"} +{"tweet": "CELEBRATING MARDI GRAS NOPE PRETTY SURE WERE JUST WANTING TO DRINK"} +{"tweet": "@CamomanFresh @bree_mayy Doug your drunk"} +{"tweet": "I can already feel it. Tonight's about to get weird"} +{"tweet": "I am more than ready to crawl into bed and sleep. I think I work at 5am tomorrow.. but I wont know till 5 #ughh"} +{"tweet": "My mom left period blood on the shower wall. I'm done"} +{"tweet": "@KeyliiBixchx3 I wish I could lol"} +{"tweet": "these dark times consume my light"} +{"tweet": "Tempted to drop my phone in this tea because it doesn't work"} +{"tweet": "Okay!"} +{"tweet": "Every time WNCI plays a throwback like Brittany spears I jam so hard!"} +{"tweet": "You give me that smile and I\\u2019m somewhere, somewhere sunny and 75"} +{"tweet": "@tiffanywhitty pfit"} +{"tweet": "I want to be loved right now!"} +{"tweet": "Homemade chicken noodle soup. #ThankyouRuth"} +{"tweet": "Somebody come over Tess and I are here alone.. \\ud83d\\ude12 bored out of our minds"} +{"tweet": "Down here its easier to find a gun then it is to find a fuckin parkin spot"} +{"tweet": "My anxiety is truly ruining my life."} +{"tweet": "Seriously so thankful for the job that I have and the people I work with"} +{"tweet": "@DaveWeasel is the reason we have to lock the funeral home door at night. #fuckyouweasel"} +{"tweet": "I had to open my mouth"} +{"tweet": "@_MachineGunJoey hahahah I know. I'm never gonna get to see you again. \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Me and @Jordan_Trent10 conversation!!>>>> #TooFunny"} +{"tweet": "At the risk of the Cloverfield monster killing everyone after I say this, today was a good day."} +{"tweet": "Finally watching the Great Gatsby! \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "HS team woulda destroyed either one of these teams in the 3A state championship game.. So much talent throughout the state in 2011"} +{"tweet": "sorry I refuse to believe this is happening"} +{"tweet": "Laying in bed all day because I don't have the strength to get up."} +{"tweet": "My roommates pushing me hard to do the things I need to do is a great feeling @KarlosWillis @TheYoungNative @Rossi923"} +{"tweet": "@nun_for_you you threw the buckle away?!"} +{"tweet": "@caylaanicole :) sorrayyy!"} +{"tweet": "\\@B_Sakowski_PG: I just got into it with a parent here. He honestly thought the south won the civil war. You can't make this up\\\" Wow.\""} +{"tweet": "If you wanna please me cook for me"} +{"tweet": "I just choked on bread and couldn't breathe for roughly 7 seconds scariest moment of my life"} +{"tweet": "Well, today is the day! #beachbound"} +{"tweet": "My annoyance with everybody is a result of living with my brother"} +{"tweet": "@gall_emily I those!"} +{"tweet": "Really wish I went home this weekend."} +{"tweet": "I actually did my homework, I tanned, and I worked out. \\ud83d\\udcaa\\ud83d\\udc59\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "Something"} +{"tweet": "Now im hot... So i cant sleep... Fuck"} +{"tweet": "@acblake09 im glad im not eitherrr"} +{"tweet": "Feeling productive today. Got a lot of emails done. Spoke to some clients. Set up some showings. All while being at home with #kennedygrace"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna go to school to see some friends that I haven't seen in forever \\ud83d\\ude29\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@Kanaen_Diedrich you can't ever be too nice to me. I'm nice to you too though."} +{"tweet": "Ugh everything sucks"} +{"tweet": "It is a lazy day for me! #pissed"} +{"tweet": "@JFergusonAU @WillGainesAU @AnnaGrafton See, it's funny because I'm hypocritical and not going to bed."} +{"tweet": "@MaddyWelly i miss you so much\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@HiPPiEiBE ?"} +{"tweet": "What the fryer? Why does it have to be so hot today? #spent #overheated"} +{"tweet": "You are a doctor, so why are you trying to kill me?"} +{"tweet": "Freezing outside whyyyyyyyy"} +{"tweet": "@WeezyFBradleyy PLZZZZ"} +{"tweet": "No more doubts. We are going to make this work. \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Liz is going ham on her magazine #fag @lizaures27"} +{"tweet": "You've given me such sweet lovin'."} +{"tweet": "@kevlmar @dpburnette hey, it's the Chicago way, right? #pathetic"} +{"tweet": "@_DesireeNicole well hell yeah!! Again please! \\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "@Miathatsme44 thank you doll. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Stop being gross."} +{"tweet": "I think I just spent the week at the beach. #alreadymissit \\ud83c\\udf34\\ud83c\\udf1e\\ud83c\\udf0a\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Not entirely sure how I'm doing so well in organic/bio chem. It is the worst"} +{"tweet": "naturally waking up early before my alarm every day blows."} +{"tweet": "Been back a week and I already feel like Callin it quits."} +{"tweet": "@IamSilverPeace Oh my gosh, it's really you! Lol. I've missed you - how the heck are you?"} +{"tweet": "So Harry's in LA I bet you $5 he will get a tattoo"} +{"tweet": "@PLeonello #ihateyou"} +{"tweet": "Don't really wanna work!"} +{"tweet": "@Heather12Renee glad you enjoyed your day off, because your brother was struggling"} +{"tweet": "@linneaatrederr @allknowa well duh I'm not fogetable"} +{"tweet": "So tired"} +{"tweet": "The fact that \\selfie\\\" has been added to the dictionary \\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "I don't remember the last time I slept alone.. It's about to be a long night!"} +{"tweet": "BREAKING NEWS: The blacks have offered the ability to dance for the rights to Katherine Webb #RacialDraft"} +{"tweet": "Faith or fear? #districtblitz"} +{"tweet": "This game is insane"} +{"tweet": "@amandalk13 Christ..."} +{"tweet": "Shout out to the University of Kentucky for making me stay an extra week because finals are next week"} +{"tweet": "Been holding my breath ever since I sent that"} +{"tweet": "Fuck this study hall teacher bitch"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I'm not going to lie. I'm upset that we caught Todd :("} +{"tweet": "#LiesToldInSchool 11th grade will REALLY prepare you for college."} +{"tweet": "I want to see Frozen... \\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "incognito reminds me of Gronk"} +{"tweet": "I do some stupid shit when I drink.... #damn"} +{"tweet": "Twaaaaaaat bubblessss"} +{"tweet": "@ItsMeChrisV @amberbaldassare Chris!! Stop you need to yell at me bc I am awful and always have my blinders on!"} +{"tweet": "@heyitsvess okay !"} +{"tweet": "I miss having someone to text all the time #SoftTweet"} +{"tweet": "Oh lord, oh lord, we're not in Kansas anymore"} +{"tweet": "@nbcagt #voteAGT Collins Key"} +{"tweet": "@Mariobatali looks like eggs in Purgatory"} +{"tweet": "Same"} +{"tweet": "my puppy is seriously the best thing ever. i love her so much."} +{"tweet": "There's a time in everyone's life when you see all those years passing by"} +{"tweet": "@GloveLove29 Whoever Officer 3 is, if he's just going around looking for parking \\violations\\\" he can eat my balls. #honestly\""} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "@chaniibabygirll it's alright why didn't you play that much?"} +{"tweet": "You're a poser and your parents know it too"} +{"tweet": "@CO_ChiefKeith Great movie!!"} +{"tweet": "you think ur the shit but u look like a fucking creature"} +{"tweet": "Would it ever be enough to make you wanna stay? \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "I love it when @34Lacey ignores me \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I haven't been this excited for Christmas since like, last Christmas"} +{"tweet": "@t_knepper I will fill you in tomorrow once I get the phone call in the morning. \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "GTA 5 is the shiz #nobrainer"} +{"tweet": "#WarDamnEagle"} +{"tweet": "And whatever you are talking about, you won't tell me what I do. Sooo. How am I supposed to ever know?"} +{"tweet": "just bend and we can learn to love again,"} +{"tweet": "Phones on 18% gotta work till 12 \\ud83d\\ude33 #fuck"} +{"tweet": "Just wanna make it home and not end up in a ditch. \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@WSJ pur my name in the paper bill be a star soon"} +{"tweet": "@Fluxpavilion #WHOOPWHOOP"} +{"tweet": "Castle is the best show ever made."} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna buy my toms? Im selling them for $25 a piece. I have red, black sparkly, and an olive green color. All in great shape. #hmu"} +{"tweet": "@AveryWheat2 i'm mad at you, you bastard."} +{"tweet": "Any recommendations on a good running app for the iPhone would be greatly appreciated."} +{"tweet": "Just found out I used to hang out with one of my coworkers when I was 12 #smallworld"} +{"tweet": "It's a win win the Cowboys lost and the Eagles are back in first, doesn't get much better than that \\ud83c\\udfc8\\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "real cute when you ignore me #not"} +{"tweet": "you can kiss my country ass"} +{"tweet": "@ivy_kate98 are you kiddddin me!! Marcus has told me he wants a bird, then he wants a pony, and now it's an alligator. He is impossible"} +{"tweet": "@ColonelSteveUK I watch The Big Bang Theory lol"} +{"tweet": "@1107Ram Screw you"} +{"tweet": "\\@kDeV_: Going in late \\ud83d\\udc4c fuck you mr.wiggles\\\" me too. I love you\""} +{"tweet": "#nocturnal"} +{"tweet": "then I laughed and laughed"} +{"tweet": "Lets get medicated"} +{"tweet": "hed the tool, letting the droid speed harmlessly #past."} +{"tweet": "@iLove_Cassidy me ;)"} +{"tweet": "Alec screwed fantasy basketball for me."} +{"tweet": "Excuse me while I go pass out\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Why's everybody gotta be all cheery in the mornings on days when I wanna punch them in the face?"} +{"tweet": "Oh and go TarHeels @Bigbluetomahawk"} +{"tweet": "If your twitter name/bio is dedicated to your significant other. #JudginU"} +{"tweet": "Watched this porno from 83' this morning. Shit was garbage. The chick was barely getting pounded \\ud83d\\udc4e\\ud83d\\udc83"} +{"tweet": "@ryleyelaine oh dang that's not good! :( and rare especially with updates like that. Was it backed up by any chance? #goodluck #nobueno"} +{"tweet": "@AliaM_H I watched Days up through the wedding which, although it seemed imminent on the bus, took another 4 weeks to go down"} +{"tweet": "All that money, the money is the motiveeee"} +{"tweet": "@the_mom_dot_com Who isn't weirded out by that?!?! Hahah!"} +{"tweet": "@XC_Gang_Schmitz @zschmitz2013 @JeradWagner13 @jordanpropson invalid"} +{"tweet": "@alysabaughh were gonna have so much fun I can't wait love you :)"} +{"tweet": "The boy in the striped pj's"} +{"tweet": "@lbk01mimi How does one do that to a sealed box used for streaming?"} +{"tweet": "Presenting the microsoft game consoles. The xbox1, xbox360, and xbox one. Oh wait..."} +{"tweet": "Im drinking lean it help me sleep"} +{"tweet": "The Cardinals are in their 4th World Series since the Reds or Braves even won a postseason series!"} +{"tweet": "Snap chat me \\ud83d\\ude2c jeaaicahall110"} +{"tweet": "Seriously, I just want to be on a beach."} +{"tweet": "@bdorenboob you're probably right! Either way.... I have cheer practice"} +{"tweet": "I'm ready to get back into volleyball. I miss is to much\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "No one said you have to be bitchy."} +{"tweet": "@bronze_bomber the real Jodi will come out"} +{"tweet": "As much as an emotional roller coaster dance is, its my best stress reliever. I couldn't ask for a better team! #SentimentalMoment #VeryRare"} +{"tweet": "Atleast Haven understands me"} +{"tweet": "I have a lot of work to do on myself."} +{"tweet": "I doubt the power will be back on for me in the morning \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "My dogs so fat."} +{"tweet": "@ThatNigerianKid thankyou \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "Tweet"} +{"tweet": "I want a long vacation, hell ill just end up going on a vacation and never come back."} +{"tweet": "one day at a time"} +{"tweet": "Lets gooooooooo"} +{"tweet": "@COLLme_maybee I just want you to know I ate almonds when I got home and found them to be amazing because I pretended it was a cheesesteak"} +{"tweet": "@casutera welcome to the real world big guy!!"} +{"tweet": "I've been watching nickelodeon for the last couple hours, no regrets"} +{"tweet": "@JennaLynn02 are you at home?"} +{"tweet": "@ImNotScottySire how many tattoos do you have"} +{"tweet": "Went with sons of anarchy"} +{"tweet": "I think I confuse hunger with boredom..."} +{"tweet": "@ecavalli not as cute as your FACE!!"} +{"tweet": "does it make you feel alive ?"} +{"tweet": "Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up."} +{"tweet": "My uggs are the definition of rachet"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna need the power to stay on so I can watch the #reds game..thanks!"} +{"tweet": "@Chubs34Selby lol why you say that"} +{"tweet": "Goooodddd fucking night.\\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@Yunis_Ashkar18 so"} +{"tweet": "Michigan not making it easy for me tonight #awinsawin #goblue"} +{"tweet": "Waking up naked .. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@Mike_Dyer13 @CelticsLife so the fuck what.just saying. Throw that shit out NEW SEASON. JUST SAYING. PEACE JOEDOG1369"} +{"tweet": "Let it snow let it snow let it snow"} +{"tweet": "u didn't check on me today"} +{"tweet": "I think i may nap."} +{"tweet": "someone please take me to dunkin"} +{"tweet": "Burg plays Monday at 5 PM in Homer City."} +{"tweet": "Nothing like Suite Life on Deck to fall asleep to."} +{"tweet": "I haven't done anything today but I feel a nap coming on.. \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "I think we're in panama again by looking at the roads here... And the bars on the windows... @meraivonne"} +{"tweet": "@A_stone002 hope you enjoyed your Wendy's darling :)"} +{"tweet": "Met a girl at the gym today, who was mayyybe 115 lbs, dead lifting 225 for her last set #sassybeast"} +{"tweet": "Just ran 3 1/2 miles, I'm exhausted"} +{"tweet": "Well time to watch some family guy."} +{"tweet": "I hope it rains, on you. #np"} +{"tweet": "@alyssa_monson It's so true love! \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@babystew OOOOOOOOOH YEAH."} +{"tweet": "@rooft0ps I've responded to all of them!"} +{"tweet": "@ikslagor now I want some zaaa. story of my life."} +{"tweet": "I really really hope that Doc Rivers new nickname is Doc Hollywood. And that no one has made this observation yet."} +{"tweet": "@bbbierman that stuff is good"} +{"tweet": "with less than 5hrs of sleep, morning shift at work is going to be brutal.."} +{"tweet": "Uhm what"} +{"tweet": "Wanna know what's nice? \\nNOTHING!\\nWhy?\\nBecause fuck you!"} +{"tweet": "Match?"} +{"tweet": "@lilyy_suhodyy ill be the asshole taking keystones every year"} +{"tweet": "@WarpedRoadies omg so glad the bus driver is alright! He is so lucky to be ok."} +{"tweet": "Only two more finals left\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "SCREW YOU!"} +{"tweet": "Have some god damn respect!"} +{"tweet": "Yeah @djmurdock1 is way too turned on because he just found out I'm German"} +{"tweet": "Hello people"} +{"tweet": "@Austin_4_Powers @madsbou22 you guys should date"} +{"tweet": "We doing it big..."} +{"tweet": "@malhamm okay"} +{"tweet": "The Eagles and Mike Vick look like dog shit"} +{"tweet": "@BritValentine i miss you too! actuay thought about you on valentines day :)"} +{"tweet": "Karma's a bitch. That's why I love it."} +{"tweet": "Nobody cares."} +{"tweet": "Mini Cadbury Creme Eggs are to die for \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "As soon as I get to the barn the cat, dog, and all the horses sniff my pockets because they know I have treats."} +{"tweet": "@savannaadams15 \\ud83d\\ude10\\ud83d\\ude10\\ud83d\\ude10\\ud83d\\ude10 deff hate you."} +{"tweet": "Just drove past a sign for new Kensington and automatically I think of @Table_Pepper and @d_wyant"} +{"tweet": "Up."} +{"tweet": "Then you text me and I'm like fuuuuuckkk thiiissssssssss #ugh"} +{"tweet": "I hope I get to see Dom tonight"} +{"tweet": "It's only first period and it's already been a horrible day \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I was gonna bring jake chocolate tomorrow but I ate it all #jakessurgery"} +{"tweet": "Really wish @MattieStaddie would grab me a monster in his way to work #helpabrotherout"} +{"tweet": "@trish23baldwin can't wait"} +{"tweet": "I refuse to ever depend on someone else for my own happiness."} +{"tweet": "My right eye won't stop watering. I guess I should change my contacts more often."} +{"tweet": "I will never shop @Target again. They have bad employees and customer service."} +{"tweet": "I want to rage at delt tonight\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Bob Evans sounds real nice"} +{"tweet": "laughs because when i came back with food zach made briley (another friend) switch seats so we could sit with each other"} +{"tweet": "@Evolution_Child night night... that is a lovely thought for me to leave on."} +{"tweet": "Can the Indy car race come on already!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@audra_marvin and much hotter."} +{"tweet": "@PeteAbe Victorino in or out? NESN just listed the running line-up having him IN."} +{"tweet": "Idk how but i absorbed everything i needed to know"} +{"tweet": "11:11\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Grr"} +{"tweet": "@Io_Sono_Pazzo haha it shall be intesting.."} +{"tweet": "@sarahrandolph13 omg why?? I've only been gone like two days and it seems I've missed a lot!! ahh that makes me sad.... :((("} +{"tweet": "Well I hate to do it but since I have a little bet on tonights game I have to go with Michigan"} +{"tweet": "@espngolic Give us a line for FSU vs Auburn. And by the way, OSU wins the \\Our conference sucks the least\\\" award. #OverRated\""} +{"tweet": "I'm ready for all this month to be over with so It can be January and I get my hands on this tax return money \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d#fastforward\\u23e9"} +{"tweet": "The music video is just crazy"} +{"tweet": "WHY WAS EASTON CORBIN AT UMASS AMHERST & NOT UVM?! \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29 #sosad"} +{"tweet": "@HannahBeaverson where you att??"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to be done with this"} +{"tweet": "Excited for tonight!"} +{"tweet": "finally home \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Lunch time everyone!"} +{"tweet": "Somebody get online and play zombies"} +{"tweet": "I never know where we're going until the middle of the bus ride #tneyprobs"} +{"tweet": "@TRieLLePaccia yep.."} +{"tweet": "@hannahdalexo hanging out is a must girl!!"} +{"tweet": "Any takers on watching Elf with me?!"} +{"tweet": "Headaches are just the worst."} +{"tweet": "Being drunk every night and being the biggest asshole to me is so irritating\\ud83d\\ude2d #JustStop"} +{"tweet": "Can I just drop out of college, find a sugar daddy, and live happily ever after???"} +{"tweet": "Nobody's gonna love you if you can't display a way to capture this."} +{"tweet": "Bring on the snow! Get me out of work early baby! Yeaaaaaaah!"} +{"tweet": "Why can't weekends be six days a week?"} +{"tweet": "I'm just not good at doing anything school related"} +{"tweet": "For some reason..I don't feel like even going back to my moms.."} +{"tweet": "The majority of selfies people take are absolutely ridiculous."} +{"tweet": "@nopupua CAN YOU NOT"} +{"tweet": "Let's just hope I didn't screw my dads truck up ugh #whyme"} +{"tweet": "Tell me what I should do."} +{"tweet": "@jessicaschleig I'm at the cemetery that I was scared in the one day when we tried taking pictures"} +{"tweet": "The funny thing is you two won't say shit to me. Lmao."} +{"tweet": "2 years later and we still talk like we did in the beginning. (: #truelove"} +{"tweet": "Always heard how great my dad was so.. Talent genes where you at? \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@LaurenPfost you know you could always come with... \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@Bailey_lover remember when you promised me and @k_rhode57 that when it snowed we could use the 4 wheeler\\ud83d\\ude0f\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I want to be @LeoDiCaprio and @HEELZiggler... Is there a happy medium?"} +{"tweet": "I guess give up something you love....."} +{"tweet": "@JenniPinnock I adored your organ piece. I don't know if you got my email."} +{"tweet": "Drop the bassss"} +{"tweet": "Yolo."} +{"tweet": "@InKidrauhlsArmy @lovemeekidrauhl actually I cut it cause I like it like that soo\\u2026"} +{"tweet": "So I ate 3 bowls of lucky charms"} +{"tweet": "Lolz cuteeeee"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "If you feed me I will fall asleep then wake up and ask for more \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Cody Allen gonna need a little IBB practice. Swear Miggy's eyes lit up on 1-0 pitch. Mighta been the Scotch though."} +{"tweet": "@alleytheroux hello"} +{"tweet": "@dakami wait for >600 dpi LCDs or other light occluding tech. that's when holograms can be displayed."} +{"tweet": "But if I'm between them and the goal. I'm obviously jumping with them."} +{"tweet": "duuuude im awake still? havr to be up earlt to see the boss laddyy!"} +{"tweet": "@caitgoerss txt me sloot"} +{"tweet": "Noah wrote allie 365 letters I think you can answer my text message"} +{"tweet": "Wait until @Brooke_J15 gets my Snapchat.. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc6f\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "DUMBO IS ON \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@NeNeLeakes You kicked bootie tonight. Loved you!!!"} +{"tweet": "I hope it's not busy today because it's mothers day."} +{"tweet": "I have found one thing I hate more than Xmas shopping... That's Xmas wrapping. #giftbags"} +{"tweet": "And with that being said, I'm not going to squander this second chance"} +{"tweet": "@gray_kelby you can trust your big sissy \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I'd take away all your pain if I could"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "You give me a purpose \\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "@_ashley_renee12 lol I love you bay!"} +{"tweet": "Double takes upon double takes upon double takes #lol"} +{"tweet": "I'm so selfish"} +{"tweet": "World War Z is a great movie #allaboutzombies"} +{"tweet": "You think the Nationals would have learned by now not to test Jason Heyward in right field."} +{"tweet": "cant believe you just said that honestly"} +{"tweet": "All the zeller brothers in the league.."} +{"tweet": "SPRING BREAKERS!\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "@sunDayaway awe really? Well, next time you should come see me\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Thinking I need more sleep"} +{"tweet": "This guy on dr Phil is 28 years old and his momma powders his butt when he gets out of the shower #thefuck #mamasboy"} +{"tweet": "I think that the Ke$ha fandom will accept me...."} +{"tweet": "@StephMcMahon @TripleH can I get a happy bday from best couple in @wwe ever 4/27 make my day:-)"} +{"tweet": "Finally done assembling furniture. Now to figure out what to do with at least 75 pounds of cardboard!"} +{"tweet": "INTERCEPTION FOR THE TD!!!! #WhoDey"} +{"tweet": "We as guys will always have our problems with other guys"} +{"tweet": "when he played autistic fur Kate>>> @justinbieber"} +{"tweet": "Next time kiss me like you mean it."} +{"tweet": "Off to Texas we goooooooo."} +{"tweet": "white girl with a booty call it carrot cake. black girl with a booty call it double fudge."} +{"tweet": "All this time I've been finding myself, I didn't know I was lost. \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Some one should come outside"} +{"tweet": "Just gotta be strong. Prayers are needed"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealSeanKemp no Sean. That makes too much sense. #killjoy"} +{"tweet": "Shout out to all my bitches."} +{"tweet": "Why do I have cigarette smoke stuck in my nose"} +{"tweet": "@KailXD mae and occhi!!!"} +{"tweet": "Studying with bobby and making him watch Cinderella \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude0b#throwbacks"} +{"tweet": "@samwiththecam @NickMillson I feel ya, same over here"} +{"tweet": "@JMareee fuck :("} +{"tweet": "CBALDHZNSOGTEHQKDHXNAKDHZB!!! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND MY NEW YEAR'S EVE WATCHING MOVIES."} +{"tweet": "Cedar point in 2 days \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Spending the day with the greatest kids in the world \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Happy 6 months to my best friend and boyfriend \\u263a @ethanlutz15 I loveeeee you \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@AnnEwingFans \\nShe's pretty in anything."} +{"tweet": "I don't like Miley Cyrus songs either... They're just really catchy..."} +{"tweet": "Can't take the middle seat anymore"} +{"tweet": "Okay, I'm just going to go to sleep now and not wake up until tomorrow. #annoyed"} +{"tweet": "Some people come into your lives just as fast as they leave. But sometimes those people make the greatest impacts. #farewell"} +{"tweet": "no one ever answers my damn phone calls #CmonMan"} +{"tweet": "It's Monday"} +{"tweet": "I miss @KayseeEcklesss I wish we were as close as we use to be. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Cheeseball"} +{"tweet": "Sucker for anything acoustic #BrandNew"} +{"tweet": "you don't have to worry about me. I'm perfectly capable of making my own decisions and dealing with the consequences. I'm not a baby."} +{"tweet": "Gotta nap off my day of getting way too emotionally invested in movies"} +{"tweet": "Forever making gay jokes at Shane"} +{"tweet": "The police always fucking some shit up, man. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Sorry I'm not perfect."} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow is ugly sweater day right?"} +{"tweet": "I was googling about the mass murder of my family in the 70s in GA and I discovered that there is a movie based on it. Really excited now"} +{"tweet": "@_morganmorales yes I do! I lived there last year too!"} +{"tweet": "I need a friend to come watch me compete tomorrow \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Not even 1 o'clock and I've gone on a run \\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Been waiting for this day all summer! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@MiriamDanielleB it's true. I'm as magical and rare as a unicorn."} +{"tweet": "A talking head just compared the game tonight to David & Goliath. Someone please remind him who came out on top in that classic matchup!"} +{"tweet": "@jessieopie Not five minutes ago did I ask myself the same question. And I came to the same conclusion."} +{"tweet": "@RlCKJONES no \\ud83d\\ude2b sucks! I'll figure something out I'll hit you up after work"} +{"tweet": "Just looked through sensor year soccer pictures and just shed some tears. @MissEmily_3 @TayHen21 @kseketa @DanielleBirk we were awesome."} +{"tweet": "@Emhussing11 post a picture of said shoes"} +{"tweet": "What's going on with my hair"} +{"tweet": "Power went out"} +{"tweet": "At CCU just saw a kid roll by with 4 Jordan boxes and 5 nike boxes @Nickszymanski"} +{"tweet": "All dressed up in black and white an you're dressed in that dress I like \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "One of the best nights I've had in a long time \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 29.92 in, Steady. Temperature 80.8 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 27%"} +{"tweet": "Dress\\u2714\\ufe0f venue\\u2714\\ufe0f bridesmaid dresses\\u2714\\ufe0f hopefully new car\\u2714\\ufe0f.. FINALLY everything is coming together!!"} +{"tweet": "I could care less for Starbucks"} +{"tweet": "@anniesloanspain @thepaintedattic yes! would love to:-)"} +{"tweet": "I am so excited for awkward to come on"} +{"tweet": "@AldeansCowgirl yep how ya doing??? :)"} +{"tweet": "Me: 'we're all in this together'\\n@AnnaCaravaggio & @celinaaa_seyler 'no we're not doing anything together'"} +{"tweet": "@jncampbell00 shhh."} +{"tweet": "Ray Lewis deserves this more than anyone. Give him respect, he's been playing football longer than you've been alive, kid."} +{"tweet": "@lettuceXD your not he only one"} +{"tweet": "I feel so bad when I'm mean to my mom."} +{"tweet": "@TylerDavis160 I want an apology tweet."} +{"tweet": "We could, in the water, in the truck, on a blanket til the sun comes up, with each other on the river bank. Baby fill in the blank."} +{"tweet": "I hope you find it...what you're looking for. I hope it's everything you've ever dreamed of."} +{"tweet": "@Judgenap, doesn't the gov't have a long tradition of \\Do as I say, not as I do?\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "Every time I think about this girl...I see the future! #NoLie Idk what it is!!! Smh \\ue056"} +{"tweet": "Whenever I see a smiley face it makes me chuckle"} +{"tweet": "Take care"} +{"tweet": "@msn700wlw @KyRedsGal @Braves @Brewers @Reds When he showed up to 2012 Spring Training not ready, then the attitude comes into question."} +{"tweet": "#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you make me laugh"} +{"tweet": "Maroon 5 needs to stand trial for crimes against humanity. Gayest band ever."} +{"tweet": "Fucking Hilary Duff."} +{"tweet": "@NickTheHuman @_daveygravy @Trevboso @_Timminator_ @SamBaLam7 @herrsebald is that @Tazer17Joe"} +{"tweet": "Kam's tweets are legit! \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "That amazing moment when you realize that you over counted your student loans and you might actually have to pay less!"} +{"tweet": "I NEED SLEEP"} +{"tweet": "@monica_ellen95 I love her so much but I'm so bad at math I could cry hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@cyle_mcafee @cox_bryce it's jeremiah"} +{"tweet": "@syd_syd54 it is"} +{"tweet": "@hunteResek I'm more of a terrible person than a sandbagger. Haha"} +{"tweet": "Feeling like I might have cracked a rib again"} +{"tweet": "@Tunink1001 and then some more j\\u00e4ger bombs after??"} +{"tweet": "I saw Pierre McQuire for a split second after the period ended. I can't believe they let a piece of shit like him in Console."} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure this is the largest amount of mail I've received at one time. One of them for another job and one saying I might have insurance."} +{"tweet": "\\Perhaps they are not stars in the sky, but rather openings where our loved ones shine down to let us know they are happy\\\" \\u2b50\\ufe0f\""} +{"tweet": "Big Bang theory >> \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude02 #bestShow"} +{"tweet": "49ers all the way Houp! #aghssbPick @nate_herrington"} +{"tweet": "If i blocked you many times it probably means i dont like you. So can you stop talking to me? Please and thank you"} +{"tweet": "About take nap #tiredAF"} +{"tweet": "@taylor_bachman hey just thought i would come by & say sorry for all the stuff I've done to make you mad."} +{"tweet": "This kent paper is gonna kill my grade :/"} +{"tweet": "maybe it's because you're an awful person?"} +{"tweet": "Everyones a piece in my twisted version of chess"} +{"tweet": "I appreciate drive throughs much more when I have a baby in the car"} +{"tweet": "Bonfire with the boys (:"} +{"tweet": "I want you to stay. #Fav"} +{"tweet": "Better get with the program"} +{"tweet": "When the Steelers almost pull an Auburn."} +{"tweet": "I'm such a damn nerd."} +{"tweet": "I have to work tonight too \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "I need a big huge sexy rugby player. Please and thank you."} +{"tweet": "One free car wash for this girl #yesplease \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@stephswierczek dawg it's all good. I can feel the hate from here"} +{"tweet": "@LaurelGlaze Autocorrect while being drunk"} +{"tweet": "Sleepy and dreading work this morning, but so thankful God allowed me to see another day. #blessed"} +{"tweet": "@3InchThunder kk bby."} +{"tweet": "I'm not enjoying my senior year...... Thank you."} +{"tweet": "I still don't know what it is"} +{"tweet": "Trying to get tatted up soon"} +{"tweet": "When you shut off your phone. Does it dream??"} +{"tweet": "#backinjuniorhigh i was so awkward and was a chub."} +{"tweet": "Does anyone have any good movie suggestions?"} +{"tweet": "I wish I looked like Tim McGraw"} +{"tweet": "@shaylinx37 hah true! \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@JDot_KDot 30 degrees over here girl"} +{"tweet": "I hate life"} +{"tweet": "@JohnnyDiLoretto great to see you guys last night!"} +{"tweet": "@bsloan15 @joegioia16 you're both sick."} +{"tweet": "@aarondraymd hi"} +{"tweet": "I need fucking gas! \\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\ude35"} +{"tweet": "What is this talk of used tampons. Enlighten me"} +{"tweet": "And your the reason why I stay single."} +{"tweet": "but i miss you."} +{"tweet": "I guess ios7 really does make your phone waterproof."} +{"tweet": "So ready for this summer."} +{"tweet": "I enjoy seeing emojis now that i have an iphone \\ud83d\\udc79\\ud83d\\udc7a"} +{"tweet": "@biggestlosernbc Can't wait!! Rooting for Danni and Jackson!"} +{"tweet": "Wind 2.0 mph N. Barometer 1018.5 mb, Falling. Temperature 26.6 F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 90%"} +{"tweet": "Gatsby is gonna be killer. I hope."} +{"tweet": "I'm glad the person in front of me decided to order the whole panera restaurant #not \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@DMoorealize freaking @mallharhar"} +{"tweet": "@d_parksss I'll be on spring break next week if your gonna be around with my bro or something"} +{"tweet": "@anthonyli most beautiful what?? CAT? DOG? BANANA?"} +{"tweet": "@JennSnowflake amazing I loved them"} +{"tweet": "@bradleerussell @brschisler @ejcoale33 if u keep a kicker I will kick you out of the league. I would rather keep mark Sanchez. #buttfumble"} +{"tweet": "@PaitonPlutchak @M_llivingston I miss you too\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "Bad things happen to good people."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to watch Kansas Play Iowa tonight in the championship #ohwait @5HAMWOW"} +{"tweet": "@Sydnie_Simpson but now you're a senior so u dont have school for that much longer"} +{"tweet": "So many girls in here tonight, I'm just looking for the right one..."} +{"tweet": "@couldbedoinghw OF BOOZE?"} +{"tweet": "I love night time and the dark. \\ud83c\\udf1a\\u2728"} +{"tweet": "@johnz7771 lets just throw a Virginia Manor Rager right now."} +{"tweet": "Knowing that I'll be graduating Oswego in 3 months makes me question the nature of reality."} +{"tweet": "I just wanna be on vacation."} +{"tweet": "Spongebob always makes your day better."} +{"tweet": "If its not one thing it's another #life"} +{"tweet": "You act like you dont care. But you really do."} +{"tweet": "@nicole_white008 UGH it's been so long since Preston's"} +{"tweet": "Probably not getting answer from you? Cool."} +{"tweet": "goodbye I can't be Dylan anymore"} +{"tweet": "@AGuyNamedBill I never knew that."} +{"tweet": "I heard if you stay ready, you don't gotta get ready"} +{"tweet": "@tylerkilburn2 @mitchellkuron12 @JTRogers3232 @StuDaddyCat @IsaacWilson10 @TheRealStumbo @Shellico44 I hate all of you."} +{"tweet": "There's a fine line between having fun and fucking up"} +{"tweet": "@ashelyyx0 @The_Real_Marcel @ChrisRosati11 i wouldn't i like living and not being strangled"} +{"tweet": "@LRaeBeach oh that's not far at all! probably like half an hour. And @marissareneex lives relatively close to me too\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Moving to my own island without anyone except my dogs"} +{"tweet": "That conversation was awk.\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "@DevinGleasonn mine are sexy too. Just not as big basically"} +{"tweet": "So excited to spend the weekend with my best friend up in #HarborSprings #SB13"} +{"tweet": "I just got stuck with the tractor @MrAWHS #2hourslate"} +{"tweet": "@DaniPlessinger i lost your number? Dont text blake! Text me 3044828482"} +{"tweet": "@ItsJacobsGirl33 just eat during weights"} +{"tweet": "@mtcsscoreupdate Found it! Many thanks! :)"} +{"tweet": "@EmilyGreenway2 are you actually wearing softball pants?"} +{"tweet": "Kiss me hard before you go.\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "I love the fact that I'm still up. And the only reason I am is because I don't have lifting or basketball in the morning! #happyhappyhappy \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@justindrewflu2 did u get it?"} +{"tweet": "@Nonieto5 you are talented! You text came in and it was like you flipped a switch"} +{"tweet": "@MicahFrigo balin :)"} +{"tweet": "@kimmmhandran She wants to own a bed and breakfast wine bar thingy actually."} +{"tweet": "@bamijehrens KW or go fuck yourself <3"} +{"tweet": "I've passed the denial stage and reached the acceptance stage, also known as the food stage."} +{"tweet": "I wish i wasn't sick.all i do is sleep"} +{"tweet": "Yesterday was fun <3"} +{"tweet": "This cold weather has me uncontrollably shaking like a Chihuahua."} +{"tweet": "There's nothing harder than admitting to yourself something you never wanted to admit"} +{"tweet": "@JeffJagusch Yes Gramps, you do."} +{"tweet": "Can't decide if I'm sick of hearing about Leadville 100 because its become an annoying race everyone brags about...or because I'm jealous."} +{"tweet": "Death cab for cutie >>>"} +{"tweet": "I'm so sleepy. Maybe if I get off my phone I'll be able to sleep. \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@KatieLefebvre77 thanks Katie love & miss you \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "It's almost July and I have a cold. Sweet life"} +{"tweet": "Church. Today. 10:30. @thevinecog Be there. #igottafeeling"} +{"tweet": "My mom is commentating the movie breaking dawn... #pleasestop"} +{"tweet": "Albany has a store just for fried chicken......... Nuff said."} +{"tweet": "@itscammyy YEAHH"} +{"tweet": "Like anyone want to have a good convo with me or something? DM, snapchat, or text me now!"} +{"tweet": "Ooooohmygod I'm watching a documentary about salt. It's come to this."} +{"tweet": "Seriously?"} +{"tweet": "But I took your matches before fire could catch me So don't look now\\nI'm shining like fireworks over Your sad, empty townnn \\ud83d\\udca5"} +{"tweet": "Feel like the professor is writing stuff on the board to waste time. Dude we have a test Friday let's review"} +{"tweet": "Aced another quiz today with @bee_nusbaum #badass \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "@leahhnascimento @KoltonStine were through"} +{"tweet": "I'm blaming @MEMaliaa because it's her fault putting me on #gottafindsomebodytoblame lol"} +{"tweet": "\\Oops my bad, I'd never said I'd ever get it right..\\\" \\ud83c\\udfb6\\u270c\""} +{"tweet": "Hey! My heating works now! The price of my gas bill will now be too damn high."} +{"tweet": "Only 364 days until Christmas!"} +{"tweet": "If you're still involved in drama and your in college you have some serious issues"} +{"tweet": "So hungry"} +{"tweet": "I honestly think I'm a Chapstick addict\\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Fuck what anyone says! #usher is the man!"} +{"tweet": "Crazy seeing @TaylorMiller096 tonight! Good to see you!!:)"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc8e"} +{"tweet": "@Talia_Rose_ WOAH! Now I'm watching 90210! I only have a season left \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@espn Bryce Harper? Not only most hyped but the kid delivers"} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when you go to text @dipietro949 & almost text his father instead.... Woops \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@zanntastic @923nowfm I made the switch Love my NYC radio Station & my Hott Ladies of @923NowFM"} +{"tweet": "i don't take my whiskey to extreme don't believe in chasing crazy dreams"} +{"tweet": "@hanibal2210 you're Katy Perry"} +{"tweet": "love fast-forward on the DVR best thing ever :)"} +{"tweet": "I cant believe shes having another babyy and she did it on purpose!? .... #teenmom2"} +{"tweet": "What a fucking fruit loop"} +{"tweet": "@13RainMan13 I made a good choice right now about getting out of bed. #youfeelme"} +{"tweet": "going to sleep soo happy\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@danni_mcclure I'm going back out to box though"} +{"tweet": "Just laying in bed \\ud83d\\ude19\\ud83d\\udca8\\ud83c\\udf41\\ud83c\\udf43"} +{"tweet": "@ceciliahhhhhhh @Kayla_Antonette I did :)"} +{"tweet": "I just ran into a sign.. \\n#whoops"} +{"tweet": "@taymcintire what did I tell you Taylor"} +{"tweet": "@DeereBoy01 where is MY boyfriend"} +{"tweet": "@ArianaGrande I want your hair! It's gorgeous!"} +{"tweet": "@itzmehbrendan okay sounds good :))) is it like boring there or"} +{"tweet": "@barfcaptain pair a red wine with a red meat-flavored Dorito. I would suggest the late-night cheeseburger or the classic \\taco\\\" flavor\""} +{"tweet": "I'm glad that i can honestly say I no longer have the worst rep at Shanley #hahahahaha #lovinthis"} +{"tweet": "@layy_t @Swec0 Haha ok that'll work when your girls work again?"} +{"tweet": "@mirzoloty hahaha too bad I prob hate rollercoasters"} +{"tweet": "@IsabelleLRiley I don't even know"} +{"tweet": "@shadowduelist not completely sure yet."} +{"tweet": "Who wants my 4k"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@kkcarrigan: Early morning spin. Now off to the garden center for flowers and a day of planting! FINALLY\\u201d were on the same schedule"} +{"tweet": "It's not about how hard you fall; it's about how gracefully you get back up. \\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "almost forgot."} +{"tweet": "Do I watch the Vikings lose or watch the Twins lose? #DecisionsDecisions"} +{"tweet": "@jodyhigh_ geee I didn't even do anything \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Lets go Harvard"} +{"tweet": "@cheify_miggiee thanks! (:"} +{"tweet": "@jritch24_7 @valleywrestler @ChefBoyarLEE_02 better be bro !!!!! This coming weekend we all need to do something!!"} +{"tweet": "@RobbyGordon I look forward to meeting you tomorrow! Myself and the @TalkSTL crew are hosting your Miss SST contest! Gonna be a great show!"} +{"tweet": "Guys with tattoos >>>>"} +{"tweet": "@Alarabieberrr wellllll you suck."} +{"tweet": "If it weren't for Max, I would be going insane right now."} +{"tweet": "@tess_syd I KNOW, WHAT WAS THE NAME. I've been trying to figure it out forever!"} +{"tweet": "@ThaArmandster do you want the tickets? you asked first."} +{"tweet": "@_RealGolden_ We want a steeper hill and longer. Did that work?!"} +{"tweet": "@blakeshelton please stop this madness on the super bowl right now!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "I have been retweeting sooo much lately. #teehee #sorryguys \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude06"} +{"tweet": "I want donuts."} +{"tweet": "Just bought the new @FamilyForce5 hat...can't wait to rock it around town (:"} +{"tweet": "Yay it's warm!"} +{"tweet": "Laughing at your butt look face"} +{"tweet": "39 seconds until Lebron gets his 2nd ring. Duncan just secured that one for him"} +{"tweet": "@GavinDeGraw I hope you know you're wonderful! :)"} +{"tweet": "Only when you dropkick pineapples"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "You're so perfect"} +{"tweet": "You can't tell me nothing"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I'm dying"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealDMoore1 all dogs go to heaven...so at least when he dies you'll never have to see him again"} +{"tweet": "@alexis_call your so cute \\ud83d\\ude18 lol"} +{"tweet": "If I don't learn how to do this math I will cry."} +{"tweet": "@Beeekkaaa haha I feel ya lol #PeaceDumbNiggas"} +{"tweet": "If Bobby would have never said anything I probably would have forgotten I have work tonight \\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "All this bread must be bad for my cholesterol #HallOfFame"} +{"tweet": "First #StoughtonHighVarsity Basketball game good luck Sam Werman and your team!"} +{"tweet": "Times tells everything."} +{"tweet": "I hate when I'm watching a movie in tv and it goes on commercial\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "Music and Xbox! Nothing bad can happen"} +{"tweet": "Wasn't expecting you to say that #rattled"} +{"tweet": "Me and #oomf have problems with eachother, but she's still \\ue106\\ue418\\ue418\\ue106\\ue106\\ue00e\\ue00e\\ue420\\ue420"} +{"tweet": "Tired of excuses."} +{"tweet": "@DragonflyJonez how much cooler would the world be if the world was like Greek mythology and people kicked it with gods?"} +{"tweet": "@haleywelshh it was after they had sex"} +{"tweet": "What will it take to be good enough for you?!"} +{"tweet": "@BrandonProctorr yeah you are."} +{"tweet": "@xo_indigo_xo wtf lol"} +{"tweet": "they've only all been about you, but I guess you have yet to realize."} +{"tweet": "I'm a strong believer in a good breakfast... #mmmmm #good"} +{"tweet": "Leave me the hell alone for god sakes"} +{"tweet": "You're the most annoying kid in this class. Shut the hell up"} +{"tweet": "@APkrawczynski Any idea as to who they may want, and who might be available? I'd be thrilled walking away with McCollum and Hardaway Jr."} +{"tweet": "You know, the first morning I'm actually at my house past 7 am and it's a freaking screaming match. I just wanted to sleep."} +{"tweet": "@Mschuerger21 are do good"} +{"tweet": "In 4th grade .. Cory had to get surgery because only one of his balls dropped"} +{"tweet": "Change of plans, county seat with my little. #YESSSS"} +{"tweet": "Heros are forgotten but legends never die !"} +{"tweet": "@th33chap sorry I live 8 hours away.. I'll be home in may #sextsfordays"} +{"tweet": "I love snapchating more than anything"} +{"tweet": "@audrachelle bet you wont do it"} +{"tweet": "You're just saying that."} +{"tweet": "@HannBana was that supposed to be your comeback... Or?? \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "#IGoToASchoolWhere There are an overwhelming amount of know-it-alls and it's annoying"} +{"tweet": "My breaking Benjamin pandora station is killing it today \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@Madders101 Haha good:), be proud. #lol #ohmaddy"} +{"tweet": "@J_Erinn EHHH wrong."} +{"tweet": "@Akitron the cold is one of the things I kind of miss. Hockey on the lake was my favorite pasttime for so many years"} +{"tweet": "Will please stop talking. Please!?! #Days"} +{"tweet": "@AnisaDrake sounds good"} +{"tweet": "I don't know what's worse today's 930-530 or tomorrow's 6-3. All I know is both shifts suck and I hate Sundays. #FastFoward #WannaSleepIn"} +{"tweet": "Shame on you if you use more than one exclamation point. I don't care how excited you are."} +{"tweet": "I really miss @adrennan15 & its not ok..haven't seen you in like 936363 days ugh who even are you anymore\\ud83d\\ude36\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "@abbyfpease \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "WAHOO! I did it, I actually effing did it! Yay me!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Paranoia must see"} +{"tweet": "And maybe you should actually go to class instead of making up dumb excuses."} +{"tweet": "Imagine dragons on jay leno right meow >>"} +{"tweet": "5 min shower, 30 min lotion routine. I hate this weather..& where I live. I'm so damn itchy!!"} +{"tweet": "@AugustMahoney they're still up 3"} +{"tweet": "If you watch family fued u have no life"} +{"tweet": "Is Lost In Translation good? Weird?"} +{"tweet": "If this class gets cancelled \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "Just put in my application for a new serving job. The end of my Red Robin days may be quickly approaching..."} +{"tweet": "@WBD20 Nope lol shot a smooth 83"} +{"tweet": "Thanks @tunespeak for the free tix! \\ud83d\\udc4dSo excited for @TwinForksMusic SLC show tomorrow!!!! I \\u2764 @ChrisCarrabba!!!"} +{"tweet": "Double cups and Molly."} +{"tweet": "@emceehairrule closing the god damn door?"} +{"tweet": "Jared ain't lose that weight eatin subway that shit all sodium"} +{"tweet": "I'm comin home I'm comin home tell the world that I'm comin home."} +{"tweet": "@illstr8r I think things will change in the next year as the healthcare system makes changes. Hospitals and docs are going to quickly..."} +{"tweet": "Okay seriously why does my apple taste like peppers"} +{"tweet": "@bbybeans_ @RyanRashid39 ugh you're the best"} +{"tweet": "I remember the time Gilmour told us we can't act like raging dickheads whenever we get a flag against us. I still disagree."} +{"tweet": "Need someone that would enjoy jogging/running in this weather? Any takers?"} +{"tweet": "Racing season needs to come faster"} +{"tweet": "I hate crying."} +{"tweet": "someone go to bdubs with me. I'll pick got up lol"} +{"tweet": "@GrimsToyShow if I post a picture of my collection will you review it on next weeks episode? #WhatAWaste"} +{"tweet": "."} +{"tweet": "Keep running y'alls mouths."} +{"tweet": "Ahhhahah wills in the corner just playing bangers"} +{"tweet": "Haha sucks for you"} +{"tweet": "I'm so unmotivated to do anything right now... I just want to go home\\ud83d\\ude13"} +{"tweet": "@syd_moore I just died.."} +{"tweet": "can i get my belly button pierces today?????????"} +{"tweet": "Never get over the fsn girls! #mmm"} +{"tweet": "I hate packing. It's like, I'll be 4-5 hours away what will I neeed? lol"} +{"tweet": "@noneyobeeswachs Haha maybe not all of guard \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "why do you lie to everyone? she actually thinks you like her when you talked shit on her 2 days ago."} +{"tweet": "Yes you are"} +{"tweet": "I'm just plain crazy about a lot of things baby, but I'm 10 times crazier about you #BlakeShelton \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@daniilscott @_Louu98 it was such a long battle I bet"} +{"tweet": "@TheWarn why"} +{"tweet": "Rain is ok...unless its freezing rain -_-"} +{"tweet": "Mady's enjoying my singing and dancing to the #GrammyAwards"} +{"tweet": "I've admittedly been using Chrome for weeks... I'm so sorry Firefox"} +{"tweet": "And it isn't healthy because now I'm not gonna sleep tonight."} +{"tweet": "45 more minutes yay"} +{"tweet": "@DaysAddict I think someone said it was Melinda."} +{"tweet": "Melanie is hotter than all @MelanieIglesias"} +{"tweet": "Dearly Beloved, \\nif this love only exsists in my dreams, please don't wake me up."} +{"tweet": "@talkhoops as a Celtics fan, I feel we aren't getting enough calls"} +{"tweet": "Just took a 3 hour nap & I still don't feel good. If I'm getting sick ill cry."} +{"tweet": "You turn me upside down"} +{"tweet": "@Cgulck don't make me salty no more !\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "#doctorwho season 6 sucks. I'm not a fan of the new doctor."} +{"tweet": "I ain't stayin' home tonight..."} +{"tweet": "@IMGOINQUinN it was the peanut butter kind so there were no berries. \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "Yeah, she's gonna be somebody's only light, she's gonna be somebody's baby, tonight."} +{"tweet": "@msorce22 yeah i got my sled caked with mud. Once i got to the 5 water holes i turned around, i was sick of it lol"} +{"tweet": "@heyyitsbrandy nvm."} +{"tweet": "I love everyone"} +{"tweet": "how many?"} +{"tweet": "I'm tired of pretending that I don't love you anymore\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "If you're going to be original you better count on being copied."} +{"tweet": "Today\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Someone needs to answer there phone! \\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "@heyitsnicky6 it's in my fridge! I just heated it to help me sleep"} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna go to the movies tonight?"} +{"tweet": "CHAMPAGNE CAMPAIGN"} +{"tweet": "Hate riding the bus."} +{"tweet": "@AllieMcnall what's your number?"} +{"tweet": "M&ms is the best so far #NFL"} +{"tweet": "Bitch, you don't even know your babies dad to either baby. You just hope it comes out Mexican, shut the fuck up, hoe."} +{"tweet": "It's always a strange moment when some kid from HS likes your status..."} +{"tweet": "#yawn"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "Can I just go home now #please"} +{"tweet": "Is this real life"} +{"tweet": "Dont like my boyfriends instagram pics, Don't talk to my boyfriend, don't touch my boyfriend, don't even look at MY BOYFRIEND. \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Ugh I don't wanna go to work today!"} +{"tweet": "Making my own dinner because \\beggars can't be choosers\\\". Sorry I think any kid of lasagna, let alone meat, is completely repulsive.\""} +{"tweet": "My sister is so weird. It makes me laugh."} +{"tweet": "WOW ALL MY FRIENDS R AT THE BAR AND IM JUST SITTING IN THEIR HOUSE WATCHING NETFLIX OK"} +{"tweet": "the day I turn 18 I will be moving out."} +{"tweet": "I know we have to take our time with this but I'm so glad that my best friend is back in my life! @ReahganBradshaw"} +{"tweet": "Cause mama always told me to be respectful of others"} +{"tweet": "Moms hooked it up with shavin cream! #fuckyea #gillette"} +{"tweet": "Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything."} +{"tweet": "@jsvendsen17 go jags"} +{"tweet": "Glad to have Sam Shields back with the @packers for next season"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to care but somehow I still do."} +{"tweet": "Wtf man. I can't get a hold of anyone!"} +{"tweet": "Cap game tonight. Literally dropped my wed night class for the entire semester so that I could for just tonight! #capfam #whiteout"} +{"tweet": "#VoiceSave Austin"} +{"tweet": "Praying @KSaylor56 has a simple, safe surgery tomorrow! It'll be over before you know it! \\ud83d\\ude09 I love you!"} +{"tweet": "#2013TaughtMe That the Duck Dynasty guys are the back woods rednecks I always thought they were"} +{"tweet": "@dontbeHayden13 lol I love you Hayden!"} +{"tweet": "@JonSchnitt I know but that's two years from now. Boston will be good in like 2018 with all their picks."} +{"tweet": "One homerun could change this game"} +{"tweet": "Hardest thing in the world is unseeing something you never wanted to see"} +{"tweet": "@bhoward47 who needs Starbucks anyway? On to bigger and better! Coffee Bean?"} +{"tweet": "I'm staying in for the rest of the year."} +{"tweet": "@JohnsonnMichael @_JordanTyler_ @Uncle_Willard I'm down for some cocaine"} +{"tweet": "@John_Parris what happens when I run out of room on my laptop for these updates?"} +{"tweet": "@ShandyCrall I love how positive you are :)"} +{"tweet": "@GottliebShow @BFeldmanCBS tom osborne"} +{"tweet": "It's something I really don't want to do but maybe I have too..."} +{"tweet": "@veronicaaalynnn Jesus Christ"} +{"tweet": "@nbrooooom this is perfect for tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Most people at some point know how you feel, you don't have to constantly remind them of how shitty something in your life is."} +{"tweet": "@WesBrunner we are such gorgeous individuals with amazing taste in music."} +{"tweet": "@young_beezly who?"} +{"tweet": "Lust me or Lust me not..."} +{"tweet": "Shower tonight or in the morning?"} +{"tweet": "So ready for a nap!"} +{"tweet": "#ThirstyThursday"} +{"tweet": "13 weeks down and we gonna fight hard for one more #hawkball"} +{"tweet": "And now I wanna puke #thatmakes3"} +{"tweet": "That will be an expensive hit for Weatherspoon. Ouch. #stillnotahomegame"} +{"tweet": "Some people are just so repulsive. Real classy. #gross #disgusted \\ud83d\\ude2e\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@WadeGusek this is not real"} +{"tweet": "Mission rearrange my room is a go."} +{"tweet": "My eyes are a new shade of red"} +{"tweet": "@TheRonSullivan wait like do you not go to public school?!?? I wasn't sure"} +{"tweet": "Where the FUCK is this Boy Scout camp?!"} +{"tweet": "Hey twitter lol"} +{"tweet": "Wtf is taking my mom and sister so long in the storeeee"} +{"tweet": "@pkn12_14 godddd we suck \\ud83d\\ude25 #loveyou"} +{"tweet": "#tired"} +{"tweet": "In the last 2 days I've had around 20 cookies!\\ud83c\\udf6a #fatgirlproblems lol"} +{"tweet": "@LaurenHalley22 Gabriel brothers!!! Adorable stretchy summer dresses for $10!!!"} +{"tweet": "This feels like its taking forever"} +{"tweet": "@kait_mcdawg I meant say I couldn't ask for a better bestfriend \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "Everyone having fun at school??\\ud83d\\ude08"} +{"tweet": "@BlaneYoung_ definitely real \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@rilleymakenziie you and me bothhh"} +{"tweet": "@ashpot93 haha looove you <33"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to play manhunt with me"} +{"tweet": "Oh...ok"} +{"tweet": "@SarahBambauer I hope you're not serious. #Bud"} +{"tweet": "@Madi_Rutberg i love you"} +{"tweet": "I still remember the night when @P2014Lynn asked me to Prom... Now, prom weekend is here and we've been dating for over three months \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I want to wake up to the day your memory won't stand in my way"} +{"tweet": "@PepperedMeth except me"} +{"tweet": "@TyMiller1218 yeah I will haha"} +{"tweet": "@saintsrow 4. Just take my money. Holy crap"} +{"tweet": "@julieryboxx I have arrived"} +{"tweet": "@AC360 He is in on all this"} +{"tweet": "Time for some tiger baseball!!! Go #3(;"} +{"tweet": "Breakfast for dinner, why not"} +{"tweet": "Ending on the same note #musical"} +{"tweet": "@skip2myluc5 yay!"} +{"tweet": "2 am Taco Bell \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@MillerCassy Hahah I got all these songs stuck in ur head"} +{"tweet": "@dandakich IMO, IU lost because Wisconsin dictated the pace the entire game & kept Assembly from being as raucous as usual."} +{"tweet": "Football players will always be attractive to me."} +{"tweet": "Okay I'm definitely loving this iTunes Radio thing."} +{"tweet": "@Harry_Styles how are you liking America????????????????????"} +{"tweet": "#WomanCrushWednesday @gw27"} +{"tweet": "What time does second period end ?"} +{"tweet": "Officially refusing to leave my dorm until class tomorrow, and even that might not happen."} +{"tweet": "@SilasOmega no new friends"} +{"tweet": "Fml! Lol. Now I wish I would've just stayed in town! Damnit!"} +{"tweet": "@prettybritty018 it's got a pizza box and they even say I WANT FROYO HAHAAHA"} +{"tweet": "I already know I'm crazy soo I don't really give two fucks what you think... #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "@ayoloscho helped me with my taxes,got $1000 back so time I take her on a shopping spree cuz I love her lots"} +{"tweet": "@safehavenmovie watched your movie last night, a big hit for everyone..."} +{"tweet": "@sarahjculp but still there's sand everywhere...you're weird"} +{"tweet": "Babyy please dont goooooo, when we can just #RunAway"} +{"tweet": "I think the dog knows I'm hungover. This is the first time she came to sit with me since I got back to Indianapolis."} +{"tweet": "@JakedGoods yeees"} +{"tweet": "Someone come nurse me back to health. \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "not gonna lie I cry in almost every episode of vampire diaries. whether it's tears of joy, sadness, or, confusion I still cry."} +{"tweet": "@_brittanybang How'd he die?!"} +{"tweet": "The cross is meaningless w/out the resurrection, and the resurrection is powerless w/out the cross #GOSPEL #berrywisdom"} +{"tweet": "Loving the fact that im sick again and i was already 2 weeks ago #FML"} +{"tweet": "@hannahmedler what about me and my team :("} +{"tweet": "Just gonna get thru this day by day like everythings alright"} +{"tweet": "Don't you ever say, I just walked away. I will always want you."} +{"tweet": "@Kita_Cole you cray cray gurrlll"} +{"tweet": "Realllllly happy I slept on the couch last night"} +{"tweet": "I'm in a really good mood this morning"} +{"tweet": "I'd be ok with @GenoSmith_12 or @MattBarkley in the mid second round #browns"} +{"tweet": "Just a simple smile could brighten someone's day."} +{"tweet": "@sydneybrooke3 thank you so much!"} +{"tweet": "@Tylerwilliams_7 is eddie okay?"} +{"tweet": "EVERYTHING IS FUCKING DANDY"} +{"tweet": "@j_sizzle108 only because of your love for good coffee"} +{"tweet": "@ner I'd say possibly, but it depends on what you anticipate doing. Pages is very different, and not as accessible in some areas."} +{"tweet": "Stop."} +{"tweet": "@gabbyhone lol it's going to be so fun ! Hopefully the house is really nice !"} +{"tweet": "@i_groove @CaptainCodeine @T_Holmes52 I'm goin a double on cardio today! I mixed in power clean to make me stronger in the hips."} +{"tweet": "Something makes me want to ask if you love me, but I don't wana sound that weak."} +{"tweet": "Life with you makes perfect sense, you're my best friend"} +{"tweet": "@bparish1523 sleeps with his teddy bear"} +{"tweet": "@michaelmuhney Yes!"} +{"tweet": "RJ's 2fers ... #RVC it's been a while. @DJschia17 @MattybELIte @g3noo @coachwarga @KCrotty3"} +{"tweet": "@Metal_Mixtress @JerseyRock @MetalLissa75 @kyle_hedgley @ChicagoMetalRox @faroutman9 right on!!"} +{"tweet": "It's super sunny with 90 degree weather over here idk what you guys are talking about but #ItsOkay2BeJealous \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Brushing up on some Machiavelli before sleep #philosophy"} +{"tweet": "@natecorrell_ it's not funny\\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude30\\ud83d\\ude30"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I'm thankful for a receptionist who volunteers to kill spiders for me."} +{"tweet": "Going home today is not bittersweet, this is completely sour fuck that"} +{"tweet": "@B_Hard99 this time next week I'll be with you for 5 days"} +{"tweet": "Hatfields and McCoys show tonight:) oh yess:)"} +{"tweet": "@searchie14 @BaseballersGirl. Good game u are awesome"} +{"tweet": "@Clivebarron China Mobile needs the phone to drive its brand new 4G network so I see a limited initial roll out. So 2015 Calls is my play."} +{"tweet": "My mom told me to stop it when I said I had so much energy and wanted to ride my bike#smh"} +{"tweet": "@kjarvis05 thank you! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@MrJPerk #BestSongEver"} +{"tweet": "My crazy obsession and hoarding tonight \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Tuukka really does suck"} +{"tweet": "@JimLeonard @Talkmaster Next, we must take everyone who has uttered the word \\jew\\\" and force them into exile!\""} +{"tweet": "@abigailhornyak oh my goodness you are so sweet"} +{"tweet": "@joellebowman @tylerkiing can I come hunting with you guys soon?"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to crawl back in bed \\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "My boss told corporate I'm the best driver #happygirl"} +{"tweet": "My top 5 qbs 1. Rodgers 2. Manning. 3.brees 4. Brady.5. Wilson"} +{"tweet": "Twitter is full of everyone's conversations #dafuck"} +{"tweet": "@bri_trusler No more blacking out for you"} +{"tweet": "MOOOO"} +{"tweet": "Lights have turned on-- school does have power."} +{"tweet": "What kinda trick was that?\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "That was an amazing book omg you have to finish it if you haven't already"} +{"tweet": "Do you want to build a snowman?"} +{"tweet": "Let me just go back to a few years ago \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Headed to @kellyhorch's house now"} +{"tweet": "I feel anorexic"} +{"tweet": "If anyone wants to buy me an industrial injection hoodie for Christmas feel free! ;)"} +{"tweet": "@_daniellecooley aw so are you."} +{"tweet": "\\sorry i bothered you with my presence\\\" @vnessa019\""} +{"tweet": "@LinusStubbs Missing you duder! Stay warm and holler at me!"} +{"tweet": "I was born on the same day Jesus rose from the dead... That has to make me like a prophet or something #blessed"} +{"tweet": "@HannahWelhoff @may_hay95 incest is cool!"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to play the NASCAR drinking game tomorrow? #turnup"} +{"tweet": "@BigJermZ_253 #Salty"} +{"tweet": "Out and about on the lake @kay_madison2"} +{"tweet": "I wanna become a pirate"} +{"tweet": "At midnight on January 1st, my friends and I will make the mandatory jokes about not pooping since last year. #overusedjokes"} +{"tweet": "When you kiss her? How's my dick taste? ;)"} +{"tweet": "I know @VinnieMihaliak far too well."} +{"tweet": "@Pamelazaynah I gave up on tinder after I was blocked by you..."} +{"tweet": "@B_RAD_Roembke yeah haha I'll favorite one of your tweets"} +{"tweet": "@drunkNnaughty @ventivodkacran How about a nice bratwurst for lunch!"} +{"tweet": "So many shots created so far. A lot of excitement."} +{"tweet": "Dear all hotel patrons, I fucking hate you all! Sincerely, stop bitching at me I don't care!"} +{"tweet": "@DanielJessmer you're stopped"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure @MeghanLavallee is stronger than she will ever know..."} +{"tweet": "Solid first twofers"} +{"tweet": "Chargers drive results in fumble. Titans take over at IW 40."} +{"tweet": "My emotions can go fuck themselves seriously"} +{"tweet": "Can I plz plz plz see my boyf right now..? #needhim"} +{"tweet": "I was going around the curve by fcc and my car went side ways and I was on the other side of the road! I didn't know it was THAT bad out!"} +{"tweet": "I'm terrified. #finals"} +{"tweet": "Bitch your blowing up my phone and his phone! #wtf #crazyaf"} +{"tweet": "Cant stand that constant smell.. Especially with it being in my room.. It wakes me up every morning... #annoyed"} +{"tweet": "@ChelseaJepsonn oooooo im sorry.... but then yess we deff have to talk"} +{"tweet": "@ChelseaPeters13 No you aren't.."} +{"tweet": "Bandz a make her dance \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I need some new snapbacks"} +{"tweet": "@jojolouann420 I love you \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.\\n#philippines413"} +{"tweet": "@cheyyanneeyo I'm just funkin with ya"} +{"tweet": "@Rawrcand1028 I wish I saw you more"} +{"tweet": "I can't take people seriously when their name is Toby.... that's my dog's name"} +{"tweet": "Watching Christmas Vacation. Can't think of a better way to celebrate the beginning of finals. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "it is SICK that they offer a supplemental bar prep class for more money right before the exam itself when everyone is panicking. #barprep"} +{"tweet": "Shout out to people that call me madi b"} +{"tweet": "Headed to Pottsville for team coverage of fire that killed six with @wnepamandak @AndyPalumbo1228 @RyanLeckey @schafferwnep"} +{"tweet": "@iamthecadence96 same! It is by far their best! Its no secret I'm a directioner! #Lovethemtoomuch"} +{"tweet": "@derekhizer pretty sure $50"} +{"tweet": "nothing worse than a viral news story of someone doing something both bratty and political"} +{"tweet": "Summer cannot come soon enough. About to live on my boys boat . Too hype"} +{"tweet": "@Ayeeitsbayy nope"} +{"tweet": "Keep calm and let Ch\\u00e1vez be"} +{"tweet": "It's so hot in this house \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "OMG JUST IMAGINE WHAT LEAH IS GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW"} +{"tweet": "Black ops state of mind, we play the game like campaign."} +{"tweet": "Hey chumbawumba I remember all ur hit"} +{"tweet": "I just keep getting more & more salty."} +{"tweet": "YES. Now Grease 2 is on."} +{"tweet": "I can ride with her mama all the time she got them classics"} +{"tweet": "I bitch so much bout the Heat yet it's my background photo...SMH"} +{"tweet": "@Matty_b43 cheer up buttercup"} +{"tweet": "@mariluz29335004 @jenconservative @daisy_94e @margaret_711 @therealpduffy \\nGreat."} +{"tweet": "@HelloimJordan18 i did it for you<3"} +{"tweet": "@njs_158 and being a good person"} +{"tweet": "I did not just get a 100% \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83c\\udf8a\\ud83c\\udf89"} +{"tweet": "Why can't I ever stop eating?"} +{"tweet": "Lmfao my mom just called 911 on accident dumbass."} +{"tweet": "@CassSmith14 come see my new kittens!"} +{"tweet": "I like talkin to #oomf"} +{"tweet": "Making a huge mistake by watching American horror story right now.."} +{"tweet": "I hope you feel dumb \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Love my mom"} +{"tweet": "@ginaaabednarek because he turns into a bum when he gets injured in a bar fight and loses his spot in the NBA"} +{"tweet": "@gahbei on it. Thanks"} +{"tweet": "Could you stop? Like its annoying."} +{"tweet": "With jordan carons injury i wonder if that opens the door for a ryan spooner/ chris bourque appearance with the big club? #bruins"} +{"tweet": "I guess no one is texting me back today. When you clearly read my message."} +{"tweet": "@Gold_Rush my father in law worked in Guayana. Said it was like living next to HELL!!!"} +{"tweet": "My fav candy in the world"} +{"tweet": "Fuck what you say. \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "It's a cuddle, movie type of night \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@sameschner @JennaAndolina k, much appreciated, take it someone Else, because I'm pretty sure NOONE cares."} +{"tweet": "Since when does people put a darn picture frame on a diningroom table and freak out when someone moves it! Oh wait am living it daily!"} +{"tweet": "Ill be damned school is a couple hours away from bein done with this year."} +{"tweet": "I'm stuck on stupid with this finger thing -_- @itskaitlynbaaby"} +{"tweet": "@LindsMBen cause I'm not there OBVIE"} +{"tweet": "@Nick_Paradise yeah"} +{"tweet": "Blacktop man.... i can't hit water if i fell out of a boat, and i have 96 three point shooting #ShitsCrazy"} +{"tweet": "But i don't have the bolas to ;( lol"} +{"tweet": "@crkstr_defi I guess it would be bad if I called you boy right now?"} +{"tweet": "Okay @JaleelMetzger kills me \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "On my cocaine cowboy shit #RIP"} +{"tweet": "I don't get why people lie about such dumb things..."} +{"tweet": "I actually had such a good day today"} +{"tweet": "Digging my grave with a silver spoon"} +{"tweet": "Leah's necklace said Cory!\\ud83d\\ude2d #TeenChoiceAwards"} +{"tweet": "#WeTheBest #WebsterWilds"} +{"tweet": "Im the kind that likes to take it wayyy out ;)"} +{"tweet": "Glad my mood is ruined."} +{"tweet": "@jodelld sorry to blow up your Facebook and twitter notifications but your story is just war too cool to not share."} +{"tweet": "the train station smells like cheese and beer mixed. EW"} +{"tweet": "When you walk into your class and everyone is already there and every eye is on you <"} +{"tweet": "Relying on something to take away the sadness sucks and I'm trying so hard to cope without it."} +{"tweet": "The only thing I have to do tomorrow is make lil smokies with Casey and his mom so I'm gonna sleep in finally \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Whenever you wanna make me existent let me know #attentionwhore"} +{"tweet": "I need a nap"} +{"tweet": "Hey playing for a college this year not many people from forge can say that so im pretty happy for that"} +{"tweet": "BROOKE YOUR HEADER CHANGED YAY"} +{"tweet": "@RyleeSquire19 you can stop now \\ud83d\\ude10\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@mcpelfrey85 hahah that's hateful but funny. He's a AAA player for sure. Our whole bullpen acts like AAA lol"} +{"tweet": "College senioritis does exist"} +{"tweet": "This is gonna be a recycled game 2 with the spurs turnovers"} +{"tweet": "My mom and I have terrible tempers so I left the house and got away with it wow"} +{"tweet": "@live_world_108 we all went to the strip club instead"} +{"tweet": "@IanSchendel @youngberg13 @nate_olson_ good seeing you fellas this weekend"} +{"tweet": "@SuperNannyKenz haha! What is going on?? It's been down for a while now!"} +{"tweet": "Never know the speed limit so I just drive the speed I think is accurate"} +{"tweet": "@LimAY_Zing what season are you on?"} +{"tweet": "My favorite thing is when deshawn tells me I'm tan"} +{"tweet": "@RebySky Go suck Vince McMahon's dick, then maybe he'll turn you into a wannabe jobber with no future. Wait, that's what you are already."} +{"tweet": "@MichaelEvancoe @FriglorificBlue idk, I just use skin tone rmg movie makeup and there are probably far better options but it works for me"} +{"tweet": "I hate when I'm in a mood where I can't pick what type of music I want to listen ti"} +{"tweet": "@kyleem123 @cody_vacco @popick31 it's amazing lol #naked"} +{"tweet": "New @evad3rs jailbreak for iOS7 sucks. If you haven't already done so, wait until @saurik gets cydia up to snuff."} +{"tweet": "It's crazy how waking up to something can either make or break your day."} +{"tweet": "Actually I just hate girls in general"} +{"tweet": "I just lost my phone charger at sbp. #fuck"} +{"tweet": "@benM_johnston awkward moment when @cook_cami has no friends.."} +{"tweet": "Every time it storms I think of Ethan singing \\A begin's a brewin'\\\" from the little mermaid \\ud83d\\ude02 @Ethan_Barnette\""} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna make it make it my life goal to favorite every one of @Carr_loss2"} +{"tweet": "Did anyone else notice that pretty much no awards are being given out? 5... In an hour and a half... At the CMAs. What."} +{"tweet": "@PattiQuagSwag yes! I've been looking for a good sushi spot here. Thanks girl"} +{"tweet": "I'm at my boyfriends house... By myself \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Watching a blues clues episode where Mother Nature is in it! That bitch needs to stop showing herself"} +{"tweet": "Who's Garrett...?"} +{"tweet": "My life sometimes. I swear it's a joke."} +{"tweet": "Knowing how sore I'm going to be tomorrow fails in comparison to how excited I am to get back in the ring \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Jill was on another level tonight and I loved it"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had someone who would just bring me food... Like I'm hungry...and have cash.... #wah"} +{"tweet": "@paige_madison18 I know! I sat on twitter the whole class. We're lucky we didn't skip for once haha I was so tempted today \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I love helping people"} +{"tweet": "@AdamSchefter do us @packers fans just need to come to reality that there'll be NO free-agency move here??"} +{"tweet": "If I die before I wake I pray that ASAP would be great"} +{"tweet": "@BrettMMG more torque than old one?"} +{"tweet": "I know who my favorite senior is gonna be next year."} +{"tweet": "I could just imagine the prayer match that Tim Tebow and Ray Lewis would be having right now. SO MUCH JESUS."} +{"tweet": "Did you really just upload that pic to Instagram.... #smh"} +{"tweet": "Just want my jimbo home\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Bish I might be"} +{"tweet": "I love how I can't drive with my right hand, and I've stuck a nail in my left hand. #todaysgreat"} +{"tweet": "Excited to see @ZacBaker7 in action tonight \\ud83c\\udfc8 #GoodLuck \\ud83c\\udf40"} +{"tweet": "I need a friend to go outtttt with lol I never effing do anything anymore"} +{"tweet": "She thinks my tractors sexy it really turns her on"} +{"tweet": "#TEAMNOSLEEP"} +{"tweet": "I actually feel well rested and prepared for work and schools are closed!"} +{"tweet": "I am soooooo tired"} +{"tweet": "It feels so good to have everything worked out."} +{"tweet": "Hoping the browns win"} +{"tweet": "@zacharyprescot1 I would've clapped for you!"} +{"tweet": "@love2loveu38 How bout by u??"} +{"tweet": "@kelly_clarkson did an amazing job! Girl knows how to rock out! Got the pipes! \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83c\\udfa4\\ud83c\\udfb8"} +{"tweet": "I just want to dance again. Why'd I ever stop? #stupidme"} +{"tweet": "@RMarotteck what day will you be in town?!?!"} +{"tweet": "How can I get up when pandora is so good"} +{"tweet": "@hjayxo a torn minscuis , idek how to spell it"} +{"tweet": "@mollyolly118 ugh it is a close one"} +{"tweet": "Thinking back to high school speech class. And @BPriesty25 speech where he only quoted the hangover. Hahaha \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": ".@NHLNetwork Can you PLEASE get rid of the bottom line news ticker while airing live games? It ruins the picture and is horribly distracting"} +{"tweet": "Sorry @CassidyNabors I forgot to give you my 4k, but I still love my meatball!!!"} +{"tweet": "I'll be the greatest fan of your life."} +{"tweet": "Backkkk once again"} +{"tweet": "@Schultz44 @whitehouse umm just because you call them unsubstantiated doesn't make it so. Come clean on #Benghazi at the least. That's owed!"} +{"tweet": "\\u201cThere must be quite a few things that a hot bath won\\u2019t cure, but I don\\u2019t know many of them.\\u201d\\n\\n\\u2014Sylvia Plath"} +{"tweet": "@irunamok good to know."} +{"tweet": "@KammJam \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "The movie Burlesque with Christina Aguilera is dope. She is a boss!"} +{"tweet": "You're a total asshole which is probably why you cannot get a girlfriend."} +{"tweet": "Can't believe I saw @earlxsweat live last night. And @fucktyler in September. Wow."} +{"tweet": "I'm thankful for too much to devote only one day to it all \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "When I'm the bachelorette I'm kicking off all these meatheads first round #bye"} +{"tweet": "#100thingsaboutme I'm about to tweet this shit, blowing up your timeline"} +{"tweet": "@mfmcguire83 @alarp33 oh wait that original tweet was from Matty."} +{"tweet": "@SimplyAH6 I'm actually so jealous of you"} +{"tweet": "marshal montana and I are playing russian roulette"} +{"tweet": "The sad thing is I'm gonna get so used to not having school, so going back will be a bitchhh."} +{"tweet": "It's not a good feeling sitting at home thinking of every possible thing that could possibly go wrong in your life."} +{"tweet": "30 minutes from our hotel and our car window randomly shatters"} +{"tweet": "@GHOP35 @_lindseyf @CodyPyle1 I don't care"} +{"tweet": "If you really think about it. How crazy is it that a complete stranger can Become your best friend or the love of your life. #cray"} +{"tweet": "If only @AnnaKendrick47 simply knew I existed. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I'm too bored and annoyed to be working 8 hours"} +{"tweet": "Might go to Bonnaroo next year. Hate music. Hate crowds. Love mud with pee in it."} +{"tweet": "@Chriddy22 ill call ya again"} +{"tweet": "@jgmitcheltree @DanielleMarkel @Bam_ItsChelsey can you guys bring in one or two baby pictures by Friday and give them to bowman ? Thanks (:"} +{"tweet": "@DrewThomas_22 I'm the better goalie buddy"} +{"tweet": "UK has nothing to worry about, the games at Rupp. That's all anyone needs to know."} +{"tweet": "I can't control my excitement for tomorrow night. #FridayNightLights"} +{"tweet": "Fucking on the washing machine while its on spin... my favorite room in the house #laundry-room"} +{"tweet": "Romo has no time at all to throw the ball"} +{"tweet": "today is really not the fucking day"} +{"tweet": "I feel like all I tweet about is food hahaha"} +{"tweet": "So confused after @swebb14 has tried to talk me into a new future #whattodo\\n#newcareer \\ud83d\\udc89\\ud83d\\udcda\\ud83d\\ude06"} +{"tweet": "Could there ever be a place for Dancing with the Stars fashion in the real world?"} +{"tweet": "Dennys bound#hmm"} +{"tweet": "@PatrickStump so what's your favorite song from \\from under the cork tree\\\"?\""} +{"tweet": "@ValeMSunshine we're going at 12:15 :)"} +{"tweet": "Clean car, trim puppies nails, go to giant eagle, do laundry, and look for a second job. I'm on it. Meanwhile, relaxing with my ladies."} +{"tweet": "@MariahKeiser text me! I think we are having the same probmles #bored."} +{"tweet": "What a fun night just chilling with everybody at Travs tonite"} +{"tweet": "finally hanging out with my bby @MeganCuster tonight :)"} +{"tweet": "Forgot my bra & spandex @ the hotel, thank GOD my dad decided to speed for once in his life! I got my stuff a song before I performed. Phew"} +{"tweet": "Pretty girls don't puke.. Pretty girls don't puke.. Pretty girls don't puke. #hangover"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone else get so excited about Cedar Point that you wake up at the crack of dawn with so much Energy?"} +{"tweet": "If you say \\...kinda day/night\\\" you might be a white girl.\""} +{"tweet": "Needed to shave!! And I didn't \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@Chavss_ 25 days till we go?! Can't wait!!"} +{"tweet": "@TheCommonCup #octobersnowman"} +{"tweet": "@melissastark @nflnetwork good morning all , you are three cups behind me looking forward to the show"} +{"tweet": "I lost my best friend due to a mistake i made. And a seceret told. Great."} +{"tweet": "I need a big Spurs win this afternoon to get me over losing Jacoby to the Yanks"} +{"tweet": "@k_hollifield come over later, I help u. Isn't too hard once you get the hang of it :p"} +{"tweet": "I wonder if Bridget knows that I can see when she texts me and sends it to two other people as well #hoe #thatstheshitidontlike"} +{"tweet": "Pewdipie"} +{"tweet": "I can officially say today was the worst day I have ever had at work \\ud83d\\ude1e\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@Anthonyisaprick and food"} +{"tweet": "@ESPN_Colin it will still be his fault when the loose. #lebroncantwin"} +{"tweet": "@kaelanicole17 nana gave me a lamb Saturday... Hahaha."} +{"tweet": "@NinkasiBrewing Wonderful Meetup night, even if I don't drink beer! The cookie from your snacks was wonderful! Think about wine and sodas!!"} +{"tweet": "@Trevor_Burris14 it was good seeing you Saturday!!"} +{"tweet": "@jwfowler1 you know you'll be there front and center. Cowboy boots and all.... \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Time to go home!!! #closingtime"} +{"tweet": "@Jtwhittt94 Yeah you better appreciate them! The fug I look like, Betty Crocker"} +{"tweet": "During season nothing feels as good as lying down, and nothing is worse than standing straight up. #soccerprobs"} +{"tweet": "@Calob420 my house"} +{"tweet": "@sycelord what"} +{"tweet": "It's be cool if you didn't ignore me sometimes"} +{"tweet": "@pazleyjensen @dovin_brooke I hat not being able to retweet any of your stuff Brooke."} +{"tweet": "@Bethanyyingst @HilweeLynne yeah that's right after Cody B's bday. Lime hats and fat cats."} +{"tweet": "I guess I'm having a hard time accepting the fact that Christmas is over considering I'm on my third mimosa already"} +{"tweet": "Well damn."} +{"tweet": "@bradycum I spy a cat on your car"} +{"tweet": "All I'm left with is regret and COLD FUCKING FEET"} +{"tweet": "@madison__marie \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "And since I'm not longer wanted, I guess I'll walk away..\\ud83c\\udfa7\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure everyone was on bath salts at the alley cat last night"} +{"tweet": "@AhB_Stat talents of Julia Child and the looks of Jessica Alba"} +{"tweet": "Seriously my new neighbors need to leave this sub before I kill them I'm talking like house at the end of the street ish."} +{"tweet": "I shouldnt be watching 48 hours cleveland before bed #nightmares"} +{"tweet": "@PhilyB95 @LucyCaitlin13 yes please.. I miss you Phil!"} +{"tweet": "Complete opposition to home plate collisions being eliminated from baseball. Some of the greatest plays in history happen there."} +{"tweet": "I have to be up at 630 and @DouchyWesWekler keepin me up"} +{"tweet": "Lets add another mascara stain to the pillow tonight \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@lierz_logan Ok...I'm official scared for me life. And there is ice on the road. Screw you and your dream."} +{"tweet": "Rest and digest baby #Naptime"} +{"tweet": "I'm so freaking excited for tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Thankful for everything I do have"} +{"tweet": "@EmilyMcClinsey guess who's hoodie I'm wearing.\\n#diabettusbuddies"} +{"tweet": "When my friend's aunt told @Layni_Lou that she looks like my dad's sister when she was Alayna's age.. my dad was adopted. Hahaha #crazylady"} +{"tweet": "@CrowMiranda It's an hour away from me, so it would be about a half hour. We need to visit each other soon though love(:"} +{"tweet": "Could be watching BMS but no"} +{"tweet": "@mynameiskkatiee yesyesyesyes"} +{"tweet": "@LiViMatTa Young he Giant! That is the first line of that song."} +{"tweet": "I'm 24.. You like 30.. With 3 kids.. I should be the least of your worries Hoee.."} +{"tweet": "@skylarrallen well nvm then"} +{"tweet": "@SmellsLike_Pitt wow Pitt !"} +{"tweet": "@pcreee thank you beautiful! Can't wait to see all you girls! Love ya \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "The wait is over! After spending wayyyy too long being states away, @kenzaybaby is finally home. Making up for lost time today! :) #Happy"} +{"tweet": "Buckwheat"} +{"tweet": "Last night finally made me realize mad shit .."} +{"tweet": "Why am I watching the recap of the race I just watched?"} +{"tweet": "@halfway2crumpin @catiebabyy_ pretty sure I do that anyways #ohwell"} +{"tweet": "Lemme text Tae for I be shady again"} +{"tweet": "How much longer are they going to delay their decision on DOMA. #stress \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "@loganpugsley why do you never text me back. Whyyyyy."} +{"tweet": "@fandango1057 This place is electric! Playoff atmosphere."} +{"tweet": "Ill never have enough clothes \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I just posted my first video on Instagram"} +{"tweet": "@_laurenkiteee I am currently making fun of people in yearbooks, wanna comeover and join?"} +{"tweet": "I don't wanna move all day \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know how @BMaurais3 puts up with my princess attitude. #goodboy \\ud83d\\udc78 \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Is it bad that I don't feel like being social?"} +{"tweet": "Off break, back to work for another hour & a half"} +{"tweet": "@erinwhite_2014 thanks Erin\\u263a\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@MasonSpeaking I think I uploaded the wrong picture.."} +{"tweet": "@zwduck @MelThomps3 I heard that"} +{"tweet": "I hope my night clasd gets canceled #FingersCrossed"} +{"tweet": "I feel like his eyes just stare into my soul."} +{"tweet": "So many people"} +{"tweet": "Im letting Sarah color my hair #whatislife \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude30\\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "LIVE TO RIDE\\nRIDE TO LIVE"} +{"tweet": "@ashley_rentos you don't know what a prefix is ? \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "It rhymes with grape"} +{"tweet": "That was seriously the best sleep ever after a long two days. Now gotta get up and go to my brother'a graduation. So proud of him \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Recently ran out of shits to give about school. Anybody have any spares?"} +{"tweet": "@musselman63 thanks and u were struttin in that cowboys jacket with that baby on your hip ;)"} +{"tweet": "Wow. Already annoyed"} +{"tweet": "I brought my mom a whole strawberry cheesecake home from work . Just because . I hope she loves her little bob Evans worker . \\u2764\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf53"} +{"tweet": "@Average_Al oh hell yeah! They're gonna be putting in gino's left and right"} +{"tweet": "The amount of food I ate at 7 11 last night is absolutely disgusting"} +{"tweet": "@PaigePinkston goooood"} +{"tweet": "@FreedomTag93 its not a suit bruh. But its for something like that."} +{"tweet": "@CMClark84 well the penguins play at 12:30 today. AGAIN. So prob that and some NASCAR. How about you?"} +{"tweet": "But seriously I just want someone to play with my hair and watch Pitch Perfect with me"} +{"tweet": "He's too nice to do it himself."} +{"tweet": "Thanks to @pmanblondie13 for being the man"} +{"tweet": "Everyday I get on Netflix and it says I watched something different. Somewhere in the world I'm watching movies without me knowing."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 #shadyasshit \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 @taylor222013"} +{"tweet": "Literally the best episode of Breaking bad I've ever watched."} +{"tweet": "Bad bitch? More like sad bitch"} +{"tweet": "@Guaci33cg @sandra_chile @nkotbsbukgirl @pamealc_75 @jordanknight Awww looking stunning from every angle \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "Getting my tan on hopefully it will make me feel better"} +{"tweet": "@XEricNigguhX me too \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 high five \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "Where's the NyQuil"} +{"tweet": "@DrCFWinn Sorry to hear that! Prayers for you both!"} +{"tweet": "I get very very sad every time I want bamboo palace on Sundays and remember that they're closed. #wah #tomorrowsanotherday"} +{"tweet": "I'm dreamin of you tonight \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Ahh shit, we got a badass on twitter tonight guys. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Brewers up by three wut wut"} +{"tweet": "Like would you please shut up."} +{"tweet": "Like the gay shit doesn't even have a bluray drive comeon"} +{"tweet": "Will somebody that's at the game keep me updated please?!"} +{"tweet": "@JJReed14 it's 1 am shouldn't you be in bed?"} +{"tweet": "@aperry120 gh"} +{"tweet": "@devinporcillo @carleysilhann yay"} +{"tweet": "@pigzaj2 that smell is Ethan taking a shit on our coffee plans"} +{"tweet": "@TheReal_iCarlie Exactly. Our just grab your tits like I did..."} +{"tweet": "@JAYOMULLEN71 SO TRUE hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "Fuck I still have homework"} +{"tweet": "Apparently 92 is a ridiculous heat in Oregon.... not sure what to think about that when 92 is on the cool side where I'm from #colorado"} +{"tweet": "A parent is someone who takes care of you and loves you, not someone who creates you."} +{"tweet": "i want you to stayyyy."} +{"tweet": "I love talking about God with Jaden. it's really one of my favorite things."} +{"tweet": "@_MS26_ no, I'm a baby. I'm only 20."} +{"tweet": "@Addy_Q good looks"} +{"tweet": "Quit complaining about everything and just be thankful for what you have."} +{"tweet": "No matter what I eat, I have to have a salty to sweet ratio. Hence my blue doritos and snickers sitting side by side"} +{"tweet": "@graefvanessa55 @the_duganator why? Is something wrong?"} +{"tweet": "Maybe she wasn't lying. I'm so lost and confused. I just can't stand the fact of him lying to me though."} +{"tweet": "@MsLadyTai7 I thought it Strong. I don't remember Dixon doing that. Lets ask @DST2K835 ... Strong or Dixon did the Gator Dance before games?"} +{"tweet": "What the fuck?"} +{"tweet": "When your piano teacher switches out pianos on you <<<<"} +{"tweet": "Everyone has changed so much in the passed year... And here I am, just being the same person I've always been."} +{"tweet": "@TheOnlyBoodge nope! Didnt get pulled over, he was just being sketchy"} +{"tweet": "@oliviaahoggard actually texted me first omg what's going on"} +{"tweet": "I like all of @kanyewest 's music."} +{"tweet": "I love life"} +{"tweet": "I am a like soccer mom on a mission shopping in this Target. #watchout"} +{"tweet": "I hate broke Niggas main rich Nigga tweets #GawdyallsumBrokeboys lol u ugh yuck"} +{"tweet": "Don't get all pissy at me because I didn't text you... The phone works both ways \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "Finally IT'S COSTUME TIME"} +{"tweet": "It's way to hot... \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "I have goosebumps..."} +{"tweet": "@BrooksBrooks96 @Lil_bill5 @DroJoe1716 @Landonallenn1 @dakota_davis15 @lauren_corinne i'll pass on that"} +{"tweet": "I'm about to get my pissed off on."} +{"tweet": "I have such a headache now :/ not cool bro"} +{"tweet": "@paigeharris22 I have the stomach stuff too \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "At least they spelled my name right."} +{"tweet": "@troyesivan your past two tweets are like a descriptive porno"} +{"tweet": "I feel for every single person who has to work on Black Friday."} +{"tweet": "When ppl lie so much it comes natural to them"} +{"tweet": "Ok seriously i hope I see this girl in person"} +{"tweet": "is it okay to miss you?"} +{"tweet": "Their making two more Avatar movies . Can't wait !"} +{"tweet": "@Dedicated_Devil ohh from Ned's declassified. Haha classic"} +{"tweet": "Just met @TristanBlaine and he's the sweetest person ever \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Why don't i learn how to use a knife in school"} +{"tweet": "@hstamey12 are you at your sisters?"} +{"tweet": "All three women in my car are topless. Jelly?"} +{"tweet": "Was that directed towards me?"} +{"tweet": "Thank you \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@Hannitylive Isn't framing someone a crime? I would think you would be all over that Sean! Will you work to get the film maker released?"} +{"tweet": "Whoa Wiggins retracts commitment already?! FSU"} +{"tweet": "@Marcus__Rose it should be a really good probably low scoring game"} +{"tweet": "@CriSpY_PiNoY @Oscargreatness @kameron add @JacksonBrigggs to that list #godsquad"} +{"tweet": "Very sad that I didn't get a Christmas pic with bobby today \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@FactsAboutBoys Especially when you hear them talking to themselves"} +{"tweet": "Foul call on Indiana, crowd goes nuts sarcastically. Announcer feels the need to criticize the call, because, you know, it was on Indiana."} +{"tweet": "@RecDigggity exactly. Quarless isn't exactly that."} +{"tweet": "easily one of the weirdest and disturbing dreams I've ever had"} +{"tweet": "@nikki_olesen I was thinking about you today hoping you were feeling good \\u263a\\ufe0f #NoLie"} +{"tweet": "@isabelksav your drunk!"} +{"tweet": "Going to the pirate game tomorrow. Streaking on the field"} +{"tweet": "I take naps longer than that."} +{"tweet": "@TaylerFoster I can tell. I mean I'm down for the 3 trifecta if you are..."} +{"tweet": "You ain't a shooter. April Fools."} +{"tweet": "House is so awesome. And such an asshole. I love it."} +{"tweet": "Oh god..."} +{"tweet": "SORRY I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF YOU BECAUSE THE AIDS."} +{"tweet": "@marissapatrick well fuck you too !"} +{"tweet": "What the fuck was he talking about in the speech?"} +{"tweet": "@Jesserosee69 is so amazing and fabulous and the queen of cats \\ud83d\\ude3b\\ud83d\\ude3d\\ud83d\\udc51"} +{"tweet": "Missed the crossfit games #damn"} +{"tweet": "Biggest turnoff is immaturity."} +{"tweet": "@tylermeyer Empting makes us do 6 too"} +{"tweet": "@greenalex429 I should be in a skittles commercial"} +{"tweet": "I accidentally drop my phone on my face in the tanning bed entirely too much\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@SpencerPrestel_ why?"} +{"tweet": "I would give anything to know what runs through my dog's head..."} +{"tweet": "This has been one of the longest/worst week I've had in a while.. #itsbeenprettyhard"} +{"tweet": "The Purge looks sick"} +{"tweet": "alright Florida I'm comin"} +{"tweet": "How could I lose a bet to a 10 yr old I will get you back maquire"} +{"tweet": "@haileync33 SMILE ."} +{"tweet": "@ian_smith16 @CleoDeOrio what is this tomfoolery"} +{"tweet": "@Rebolt_19XX not much waiting on Caden to get done with driving classes why."} +{"tweet": "@ballerbaby_10 it's probably my all time favorite picture! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@connorokeefe78 what???"} +{"tweet": "This is great #wherethepopcorn"} +{"tweet": "Oh godd, @JennyShenk is obsessing about her bathroom again. Lol. What you listen to for your family lol!!"} +{"tweet": "Love how the B's have balls and will drop the gloves anytime, anywhere."} +{"tweet": "So much for going to bed right now. 1,000 Ways to Die is on. #lovethisshow #isthatweird"} +{"tweet": "He's actually an upgrade. Nice try though."} +{"tweet": "@hdieterlee are you kidding me? Ray Lewis killed two people and he dropped a million and the ravens still kept him"} +{"tweet": "I've actually been doing my homework tonight. What is wrong with me!?"} +{"tweet": "I'm just ab to hang up"} +{"tweet": "FSD I missed the solstice AGAIN."} +{"tweet": "People are seriously arguing over the CAY ? Lol #wow"} +{"tweet": "Luke Bryan and colts game #perfectsunday"} +{"tweet": "@TomSaidSo yeah yeah your just sayin that but yeah I'll take you"} +{"tweet": "Some little white boys almost got knocked out last night, but why would I hit them their defenseless ,#dontfightkidswhocantfightbacj"} +{"tweet": "Watching highlights of Tony Parker yesterday thinking it looks kinda like @Trey_Burke3"} +{"tweet": "@Merissa_Michael What happened?"} +{"tweet": "Saw a bad wreck on my way home\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@AndrewLawson_50 i freaking love Tom Hardy"} +{"tweet": "My aunt dad just died -_-"} +{"tweet": "If you don't think that I'm just a little crazy, you probably don't know me well enough"} +{"tweet": "@_beannnn big is soooo much better (:"} +{"tweet": "@mwhitey86 @ChloeAngyal HILARIOUS that you had to go to **horse racing jockeys** to find an example though."} +{"tweet": "@sylviajewel_ k"} +{"tweet": "I'm honestly so excited for my fun filled day/night on Thursday. \\ud83d\\ude1d Hurry up, week!"} +{"tweet": "you're gunna miss me when i'm gone"} +{"tweet": "@awesomemanmilli yep"} +{"tweet": "We should really have a fall, winter, and spring pep rally, homecoming and spirit week."} +{"tweet": "Zero motivation"} +{"tweet": "Is it bonnaroo yet?"} +{"tweet": "@brittwagner13 OH YA."} +{"tweet": "@BaileyPyle hey at least I'm leading \\ud83d\\udcaa"} +{"tweet": "Man, you'd think after an 11 hour move I'd get to relax, but we've got another estimated 12 hours of work to do. Without unpacking."} +{"tweet": "This is a good night to be on @twitter. Thank you #SoundofMusic"} +{"tweet": "What are the chances of that?\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@its_zion @TheZachBailey how much is it going to cost ?"} +{"tweet": "@dann_turnerrr got them off of someone you want me to send them? Havent done the gay poem yet though"} +{"tweet": "@xhaleyyloveex where's that?"} +{"tweet": "thinking about going wheeling."} +{"tweet": "@AbigailMarie28 round two from last weekend?"} +{"tweet": "@jessietweetz by 3:00 lmk what u want me to bring u in cause I'll be napping until then"} +{"tweet": "Met two of the hottest girls I've ever seen last night"} +{"tweet": "@KeyleeLovesYou @impatientpeter omg that's me"} +{"tweet": "HE'S CRAZY !!!! @AustinMahone LOL"} +{"tweet": "you're over reacting right now. im not even upset and it's upsetting you"} +{"tweet": "@misslala_xo @kristenhesse its winter !!!! #sewcold"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I work too much."} +{"tweet": "Sad that's how it all ends up, but got what I needed and saw what I needed to. Just made every bit of that a million times easier #EyeOpener"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "I'm actually awful at my job but it's because it's Dunkin Donuts and I'm not Indian."} +{"tweet": "How can I be so up and down?"} +{"tweet": "Like an Alzheimer's patient going to school..."} +{"tweet": "@danfrankow excuse me ?!"} +{"tweet": "I just saw a huge snake in my yard #Yikes"} +{"tweet": "That look just killed me."} +{"tweet": "The chances of me just sleeping on my couch all day tomorrow are very likely."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udca9"} +{"tweet": "@Dillonjolly420 Alright sounds good ill text you tomm morning lol"} +{"tweet": "@melik70 not enough energy"} +{"tweet": "If you like me, cool. If you don't, I don't care & I never willlll."} +{"tweet": "Keeping up with the Kardashians \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Quite honestly, I'm saving myself from future disappointments..."} +{"tweet": "@Shiznit414 hahaha bye I hate u ;)"} +{"tweet": "The grass is always greener where you water it"} +{"tweet": "@looran_ dead to meEEEE"} +{"tweet": "When you almost run into another car in Helen because you're too busy staring at this attractive guy jogging. #imhopelss"} +{"tweet": "@margomier I wanted to get there plates but they were going the opposite direction"} +{"tweet": "Dude, I LOVE sleeping in"} +{"tweet": "People be like what did you get me? And I be like same thing I got you last year \\ud83d\\udc80\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@alexxyslee I now have a purpose.\\ud83d\\ude12 #whyyyyy"} +{"tweet": "#Santa is whatever the hell you want him to be. Who really cares anyhow?"} +{"tweet": "@ashleybuttres @JuliaJaeQuinton @Emmy_Grace0 you always are\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I honestly don't mind one bit when @mavislacey accidentally snap chats me."} +{"tweet": "Too bad I used half of the gas that was left in it \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I am going to chase this whiskey with patron, I want a girl on my lap and a yagerbomb"} +{"tweet": "The beach, a cold beer, and a beautiful girl by my side #whatmakesmehappy"} +{"tweet": "We get older and blame turns to shame"} +{"tweet": "I'm just now watching Pitch Perfect. Wow. #pitchperfect @mollyj25 @kylie_faith511"} +{"tweet": "Wish I had time to stop in Bazine and see @15adrianm!"} +{"tweet": "When we have long weekends or breaks I get really antisocial and I hate people even more than usual an dread seeing everyone"} +{"tweet": "@AlvinTran6 @kennayy13 \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@itsbaileyanne I love you so much bailey. #AlwaysThere"} +{"tweet": "@glebedigital there are many on google play."} +{"tweet": "@whathappnd @savemehitz @sevvievee @hey_dudette Dr. Will's the only reason I'm watching the Finale. This is the worst F3 ever."} +{"tweet": "I just retweeted a bit much.. Oops!"} +{"tweet": "Gym flow with @MillieR3 \\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "Has anyone used GymPact?"} +{"tweet": "Hell yeah #Buckeyes land James Clark!!! Big get for #urban"} +{"tweet": "Oh girl you got some style. #workinit"} +{"tweet": "My dad just went outside and took a selfie \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Who won? The Red Sox\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc99\\u2764\\u26be but I'm sorry who lost?\\ud83d\\udc81 The YANKEES\\ud83d\\udc4c\\n@Connor_Miller6 what does Connor think about that?"} +{"tweet": "Cinny needs to wake up. I'm starvingggg"} +{"tweet": "well isn't that just swell, burnt my hand making lunch #awesome"} +{"tweet": "WHO CARES. Worry about your life! Not ours!"} +{"tweet": "Movie day with @Sean5995 and @marcypounds ???"} +{"tweet": "@DatKidChillin ur like one of those kids id be like hm hell be hot when hes older then i feel weird cuz theyre lkke 12 idk"} +{"tweet": "@bpalm123 that's because besides Kobe ther either old or over rated"} +{"tweet": "@renegade_lemur 60-ish"} +{"tweet": "@littlebitdoda real friends get fat together."} +{"tweet": "@Smerfyea @NirvAnna44 deciding whether to favorite that or not"} +{"tweet": "I miss my parents, going to make a trip tomorrow to see those beautiful people who gave me life."} +{"tweet": "5 hours of sleep........ \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "christmas time is happy time"} +{"tweet": "We both suck @kelley_briana"} +{"tweet": "123 I think I got you pinned \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@ZachJettBlack has his games and Ennis is pretty much the only goal scorer consistently"} +{"tweet": "Its amazing how quickly you can become irrelevant"} +{"tweet": "@Lukail22 he also has the 3rd best TD to interception ratio this season"} +{"tweet": "Taking my car to the car wash and cleaning her out :) I spoil her! #jeep #beautifulday"} +{"tweet": "Holy Bad Bitches, I never thought I'd see this in Beaver... I'm bout to cry"} +{"tweet": "Hiring Bus boys!"} +{"tweet": "@dangelosmith300 what are you doing right now?! I wasn't allowed to do shit yesterday and I knew you was tryna kick it. My mom bein gay"} +{"tweet": "I swear if that Subtweet was about me.."} +{"tweet": "Oh You'll See"} +{"tweet": "@Michael_Judd5 and havent lost a division game yet. I will struggle here on out though. I got injuries and bye weeks but shit happens"} +{"tweet": "Hoping to god today is a better day than yesterday. \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "I hate how Kanye West makes terrible music yet I always have one of his stupid songs stuck in my head. \\n\\nUh huh, honey."} +{"tweet": "Thanks to #girlcode I now know everything ever."} +{"tweet": "In the past 4 1/2 hours at work I've accomplished a whole lot of nothing. Surprise surprise, ITS FRIDAY. \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Things I do everyday: 1. Get up 2. Be Awesome 3. Go back to bed"} +{"tweet": "I deleted fine. I think it's Awkward"} +{"tweet": "@TJZuppe the only way to change perception is by beating the #SEC.Until that happens, nothing changes.Peeps should want to face an #SEC team"} +{"tweet": "I had no idea I could love @LukeBryanOnline even more but #drinkabeer is flawless. In \\ud83d\\udc4f love \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@Thea58 dankje!"} +{"tweet": "Lol that snap chat I just sent \\ud83d\\ude02 I'm a retard"} +{"tweet": "That crew is wack!"} +{"tweet": "@Joey_Verdi I can't tell if you're using it or not \\ud83d\\udc31\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "You guys want to watch the Dark Knight rises @GucciGuss3 @jlambo32 @kyle_kuhr"} +{"tweet": "@Sylvia_Mata20 did you win big last night?"} +{"tweet": "so happy i got to see some family today @NGC_15 ... theyre so wonderful. #familyfirst #blessed"} +{"tweet": "@WaitImNicole seriously. Justin would NOT kick them out!!!"} +{"tweet": "Been there... done that"} +{"tweet": "@erintaylorpride ok, ok I can tell that you feel bad, so I'll forgive you.\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I really want to go to a haunted house..."} +{"tweet": "@RayneAlise is that how it is?"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna listen to Volcano Choir all night & lay in bed counting the dots on the ceiling tiles."} +{"tweet": "Work for 11 hours woahhhhhh"} +{"tweet": "@franksterrr2 it really was"} +{"tweet": "Idk why ur fuckin mom hates me so god damn mother fucking much"} +{"tweet": "Kissed You by Gloriana may just be the sweetest song ever \\ud83d\\udc96\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "My dad asked who I'm texting and I said no one, I'm on twitter. He asked what other people are writing awks"} +{"tweet": "#StoryBehindMyScar I attempted to catch a 60 pound log rolled off a roof and it snapped my arm in half...I wish I was kidding"} +{"tweet": "@_David_t13 @ashleysafup haha I feel like senior year, we still won't have found a truce yet"} +{"tweet": "Night twitter"} +{"tweet": "Watching Snow White after baking orange cookies :)"} +{"tweet": "I really don't remember the last time I was this upset"} +{"tweet": "When @afeebs2013 leaves me a note>>>>> #ThanksBuddy #LoveYou"} +{"tweet": "@CassandraJoBeth it really never gets old! #bowielove"} +{"tweet": "Ezrah"} +{"tweet": "@kasie19RU is it cool?"} +{"tweet": "You know you're tired when you sit in one spot for ten minutes drifting off"} +{"tweet": "Where is @t_reed17"} +{"tweet": "We're all just trying to find our next fix"} +{"tweet": "@Cudii_Buddy welllll you can always give a girl a butt massage how about that"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@Rob_On_The_Cob say 67-70"} +{"tweet": "@HeatherKerresa Yeah. I think today just took a lot oout of many of us..."} +{"tweet": "Too jealous of the freshmen going to Chicago today"} +{"tweet": "@HLuckenbaugh um...yes?"} +{"tweet": "I think I'm in love with @BarRefaeli"} +{"tweet": "@jbranyancomedy Yawn, glad Twitter is free, else I'd be cruising for a refund or comp tickets to a future show when you might be funny"} +{"tweet": "Praise the post @PippaCockcroft \\ud83d\\udc7c\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Lipstick on the glass. See I know dis ain't your first but it's better than your last."} +{"tweet": "I love coming home on Sundays & Jason says \\were going to hilliard to get food, wanna come\\\" uhh hell yes I wanna come lol.\""} +{"tweet": "I was tanning in 58 degree weather today and somehow still managed to get sunburn. #what!? \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I feel old"} +{"tweet": "I could have used the money but getting off of work five hours before I was supposed to is still awesome. #winning"} +{"tweet": "@TwiiiSteD_FreaK it's going great, but I'm really tired! Hopefully a nap when I get home will fix that!"} +{"tweet": "@iHealey92 ew"} +{"tweet": "@princesss_al throw one ill give ya 3$"} +{"tweet": "@bdclark07 don't hate"} +{"tweet": "@NickC941 for once Lebrawwwwwn gets the shit end"} +{"tweet": "My class discussed for an hour about my professors theory of ice cream causing nudity"} +{"tweet": "@Stuckey2 uuuuuaaaaaaabbbbbbb"} +{"tweet": "Mother nature is a fucking whore"} +{"tweet": "@RealCardoso420 oh okay"} +{"tweet": "It actually concerns me how much I go threw stop signs without noticing"} +{"tweet": "If you lower your car, I'm judging you. If you lower your truck, then there's a strong chance that I already hate you.. Not sorry."} +{"tweet": "I never want to drink pop again."} +{"tweet": "I'm changing my standards"} +{"tweet": "Highlight of my night has got to be sneaking into the pavilion with @allie_kramer and dancing the night away to Wagon Wheel! #Darius"} +{"tweet": "@acp19softball well I wonder why?"} +{"tweet": "my goal is 20 . anything beyond that will be an accomplishment"} +{"tweet": "@McKennaPass Hahahahahaha omg was it scary"} +{"tweet": "In not gonna get ANY crumbs on my fleece.. #saidnooneever"} +{"tweet": "@MVGordonBrown I am not a fan of kraft but you do know that's not how it works right"} +{"tweet": "\\u0e21\\u0e37\\u0e2d\\u0e02\\u0e27\\u0e32"} +{"tweet": "@jack_mali courseeee, everyone's invited, mum wouldn't care at all! \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "She was like oh my god this is my song I've been listening to the radio all night long sittin round waitin for it to come on and here it is"} +{"tweet": "Thankful I got away from that douchebag sooner than later. #exboyfriendisatool"} +{"tweet": "Not my best day"} +{"tweet": "@crashduds next time I see you I'll take one for you"} +{"tweet": "Sorry means nothing after you've done the same shit to me over and over again."} +{"tweet": "What's up with every girl and there mother chewing..oh yeah I forgot country is the new thing my bad\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Of course itll never happen"} +{"tweet": "I guess I will join the rest of the world and throw in the towel on the Irsay tweets for this evening... Damnit."} +{"tweet": "Boys who are about God >>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@bosoxmadness merry Christmas"} +{"tweet": "It's going to be a long few days :("} +{"tweet": "@dustinlong how many laps has 48 led?"} +{"tweet": "\\u26c4"} +{"tweet": "I'm falling asleep and I can tell people are staring"} +{"tweet": "Our return team so undisciplined and useless. Has been for a while. It's as if we don't think special teams play matters."} +{"tweet": "@PrincessGi10 I want some"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@Harry_Styles little things is mine.\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "If anyone knows how I can download Girls into my phone for free for the plane on Friday, HMU!!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@DrayaFace always do. Make the best of life as we travel through our journey #loveForLofe"} +{"tweet": "@jourdyyyy hahahaha OMG what the heck!! That sounds scary!!!"} +{"tweet": "@cainlindsey and how you react in those moments of weakness and temptation shows your character."} +{"tweet": "The people you think are therebfor you arnt so FUCK YOU"} +{"tweet": "They're also available in white flowers. Pictures will be up later today! #prevtweet"} +{"tweet": "The thing about these headphones is that I can't hear myself sing so I sing louder and then mom gets mad \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "Good luck Tornadoes! \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83c\\udfc8\\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "Lets go Irishhhh! #ND #allin \\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83c\\udfc8\\ud83d\\udc9b\\ud83c\\udf40"} +{"tweet": "Okay, so last night I had a second dream with Aaron Paul in it. That is all."} +{"tweet": "toooo fuckin hungry to live"} +{"tweet": "@janoskians you guys made me smile and laugh today.\\ud83d\\ude0a thank you"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sick car"} +{"tweet": "@amanda_pannda7 shut up \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I don't think these people even read the books."} +{"tweet": "I'd love to have a snowball fight right about now hah"} +{"tweet": "I just want to open my presents!! \\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf81"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna go to my sisters house"} +{"tweet": "God is LOVE."} +{"tweet": "So pissed off\\n#ShittyDay"} +{"tweet": "@Lauren_Nagy I watched Lincoln with my parents... So much fun pausing and discussing the intricacies of history... Crazy weekend! #nerd"} +{"tweet": "Finished my workout now off to USA for the patriots vs tigers game. Who2 cheer4, my brothers school & his friends or my old stomping ground?"} +{"tweet": "If you date your friend's ex, please reevaluate all aspects of your life #personalexperience"} +{"tweet": "Ten 400's in a row just about killed me"} +{"tweet": "really though."} +{"tweet": "..... Why can't I look like Julianne Hough"} +{"tweet": "I'm about to delete account"} +{"tweet": "@dodgegirl956 me neither but hey well be working together\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I DIDN'T TEXT YOU BC MOM ISN'T HOME YET!!!!!!!!! #fuck"} +{"tweet": "Today's a boring day"} +{"tweet": "I feel like snapchatting"} +{"tweet": "@KelseyRenee20 and @PrezSydney singing rocky top\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "touch me one more fucking time I dare you"} +{"tweet": "@jay_rno our worst pitcher lol. You here?"} +{"tweet": "Received my first snap from @ColeBaxterRoys and it wasn't a selfie... #dissapointed"} +{"tweet": "I love @ItsKidBurghs"} +{"tweet": "Gotta get Con one of those big Hazel energy drinks!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@L_Christopher_D my life \\ud83d\\udc80"} +{"tweet": "That was the worst feeling ever."} +{"tweet": "Beauty lies in simplicity."} +{"tweet": "@connellmcshane Maybe Warner went to see Charles. #Imus"} +{"tweet": "@CambridgeAwe @WQueen_Starz @dish sorry I just now seen this in drafts\\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "@Turning_PAiGES i love you tooo!"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had a group of friends tht always hangout and never got sick of eachother"} +{"tweet": "@JlawLawson \\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "I told her nose dive, watch her go down #LoS"} +{"tweet": "#WhyISmile because I get to have Ag first period... :)"} +{"tweet": "@mady_mariee i cant wait to see your face :)"} +{"tweet": "17 more days. Lets fucking go."} +{"tweet": "Do u mind if I smack the ugly off of your face"} +{"tweet": "@mckroegs without the military I'm not where I am today and no where near as successful in life! You've just got to use it to your advantage"} +{"tweet": "Zibby is evolving from a Pomeranian to a Whale"} +{"tweet": "montre blanc quebec for new years\\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83c\\udfbf\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Please no more...I've had it with this symposium"} +{"tweet": "@TheEllenShow love you Ellen and your show...#peopleschoiceawards ..got my vote!!"} +{"tweet": "Having too many opinions to make one decision is rather confusing. Limit your circle of advise or you will be highly disappointed."} +{"tweet": "@laurelllll_987 @joannacoleman__ @TheFunnyVines lololol I'm single and awesome"} +{"tweet": "Why do I catch this stupid train every single time?!"} +{"tweet": "I thought we had mutually I scratch your back, you scratch my back type thing...guess ish changes when you don't wanna get someone drugs..."} +{"tweet": "Last few hours in Oklahoma, then it's time to go."} +{"tweet": "@13kbailey it's okay. Can't stay in the closet forever I guess"} +{"tweet": "@AyyooMante \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "#WereTheMillers was actually pretty good movie with lots of laughs, my wife and really enjoyed, didn't enjoy getting flat tire after though"} +{"tweet": "i almost vined the biggest bug"} +{"tweet": "Just kidding. Slut"} +{"tweet": "@Layni_Lou Jen is my fave, but I would be okay with Ashley winning. As long as Gretel Ann doesn't win. #Jenngb"} +{"tweet": "I wish @mfuckinb wasn't stuck at the school all day, a picnic sounds great"} +{"tweet": "Anthrax rules"} +{"tweet": "I would appreciate it if @jordan_kushner would tweet more thank you"} +{"tweet": "if your sick of it..... Raise your hand."} +{"tweet": "I'm like terrified at the moment absolutely terrified"} +{"tweet": "I've been playing GTA sense 12 and my eyes are burning"} +{"tweet": "@duritsch omg tutor me! We're doing organic chemistry and I'll probably cry myself to sleep tonight...."} +{"tweet": "\\We don't believe in toilets you have to pee in the sink and shit in bag and put it outside\\\" -... My brother\""} +{"tweet": "Friggen hilarious"} +{"tweet": "@katiebrooke_83 some women like the brows so idk"} +{"tweet": "@heyyyitsdalia Helen Keller status."} +{"tweet": "@Orseenee401 I eat so much McDonalds I have no idea how I only weigh 117 pounds :o"} +{"tweet": "@TFiglo really?!"} +{"tweet": "Feel like you should know me by now"} +{"tweet": "Don't say things you will regret!"} +{"tweet": "@kveld23 @ladyantebellum I have tickets that Im trying to sell! Where do you live?"} +{"tweet": "Yeah fuck u skank. Lolol"} +{"tweet": "Back to back great games for the @reds I love it!"} +{"tweet": "@jessosb COME LOVE ME AND MY KITTEN"} +{"tweet": "I neeed another job."} +{"tweet": "Over thinking is seriously the worst"} +{"tweet": "Hot as balls in the car"} +{"tweet": "@SakBals_7 yeah that is pretty darn awful"} +{"tweet": "@MurphyMark12 I understand but our age is the ones who need to change the world. We are the new world."} +{"tweet": "@rallycats49 @_korkykordell @EddieLenzy have you seen him lately ?"} +{"tweet": "Could you like acknowledge me one time?"} +{"tweet": "I've never watched the bachelor."} +{"tweet": "How did I get so damn lucky to have such an amazing guy in my life. I'm truly blessed."} +{"tweet": "Turducken ??? Challenge accepted!!"} +{"tweet": "@Truebluetom65 Same to you, Tom. Have fun with your daughter and son-in-law. Go Tigers and Go Blue (skies)."} +{"tweet": "@paxton_larocque haha good one. You done yet? Jesus. I think youve done more chirping than you've ever actually talked to me in person"} +{"tweet": "Your single, I'm single, your a dime piece, i'm a dime piece. Let's just fucking date already. \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@Tomasso91 that statement has never been more true"} +{"tweet": "Dicks will be dicks \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Talked to Dan for the last time for 10 days so that's cool!"} +{"tweet": "@CarolineDaviss2 i legit just busted out laughing an millions of those just went through my brain!"} +{"tweet": "@jake_winner yep \\ud83d\\udcaa"} +{"tweet": "the past is the past, and once you understand this, it has no power over you"} +{"tweet": "@havenrhoda hey I love you"} +{"tweet": "school bathrooms are ratchet"} +{"tweet": "I love my dad more than anyone in the entire world."} +{"tweet": "Birdie on 7 to get back to even on the day"} +{"tweet": "6,666"} +{"tweet": "@Jacobey23 so you're taking WKU?!"} +{"tweet": "@BurrissJustin @randywills_84 @codystapleton24 @_bellabiv @joewheelie_ryda he just texted me. Wasn't to happy #whereisthelove"} +{"tweet": "One exam down and one to go the I am out of here"} +{"tweet": "I think I'll go make some money today. Yup. At least it's air conditioned there. Perks."} +{"tweet": "I didn't know Zachary Ryan was on a dodge commercial"} +{"tweet": "@deliicateharry how can i say this um belding sucks no matter who you are everyone hates it especially high school"} +{"tweet": "It's been a while since I've been home\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@heirofgrace miniature coffee rustlers"} +{"tweet": "yay for getting a pair of slip on's for $10 and a new purse and wallet for $60!"} +{"tweet": "Everything is pissing me off right now"} +{"tweet": "Grant Fenner shall die if he posts a single one of those pictures"} +{"tweet": "I seriously hate seatbelt sensors more than anything. Shut. Up."} +{"tweet": "How am I supposed to pack a lego set? It's not like I wasn't going to not build it as soon as I got it"} +{"tweet": "Why aren't you with me right now"} +{"tweet": "LEVEL 70 ON CANDY CRUSH IS IMPOSSIBRU"} +{"tweet": "Megan just named her new kitty, Simon. Made me think of @MattHively"} +{"tweet": "Early night \\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "@Mary_JordanB, bcawse twitter is so atractive?? Lol"} +{"tweet": "@ntomchik @nycmixedbreed Good for you Nick! Sounds like things have worked out well for you in that arena ;))"} +{"tweet": "I'd rather pull out my eyelashes one by one than go back to work"} +{"tweet": "I love JKidd. Never wanna see that man retire"} +{"tweet": "My dad is having a conversation with a guy about our front lawn. Lol. Carry on"} +{"tweet": "Every time I try to fly I fall without my wings I feel so small I guess I need you baby."} +{"tweet": "@FarisFaFa24 hahaha like anyone other than me has guns"} +{"tweet": "Really wishing things will work out:)"} +{"tweet": "Pot."} +{"tweet": "@KiddMarss thanks so much <3"} +{"tweet": "#ThingsGirlsLike Leggings"} +{"tweet": "I really feel like cheating is the most disputable thing you could do to another person. Have some self respect and integrity people."} +{"tweet": "@donnellyceleste yeah it's great"} +{"tweet": "@HopeSchmeiser_ that seriously made my night I always did hate comments and no one defended finally !!! This makes me happy"} +{"tweet": "@tabitha_rae_ well figure it out tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@Kate_Reyhons you guys are b-e-a-utiful!"} +{"tweet": "shitty day at the gym #bummer #neednewworkouts"} +{"tweet": "@RussellCJ36 will any water do?"} +{"tweet": "If Taco Bell delivered>>"} +{"tweet": "@PatrickkJames you got this Pat!"} +{"tweet": "Distance was a friend of mine, catching breath in a web of lies."} +{"tweet": "It's actually pathetic that I'm excited to work just so I don't need to be in"} +{"tweet": "I hope when the new Blacklisted LP comes out they tour and play the Sayville Republican Club"} +{"tweet": "@justin03 your not on my bad sIde so your good just don't turn into a red wings fan or something stupid like that"} +{"tweet": "@AshleyKaitlynn it was probably the one big breathe that i took that got you sick.."} +{"tweet": "@brejackson123 agreed!"} +{"tweet": "@chrispetescia we should meet up tomorrow in the city for a beer."} +{"tweet": "Oh wait this a remix whoops"} +{"tweet": "That whole day was just fucking great:)"} +{"tweet": "@_taylor_renee @HoltJeffrey what is practice?"} +{"tweet": "Back deck life"} +{"tweet": "Why is school even legal"} +{"tweet": "I have the biggest most persistent zit on my chin #ugh #whyfacewhy"} +{"tweet": "Tell me where to go, tell me what to do, I'll be right there with you."} +{"tweet": "You're not boyfriend material."} +{"tweet": "@KaliGrelle @Tawnyjanee first Kali has to be her \\protector\\\" on your prom night and now her mom wouldn't let her go with just me Jesus\""} +{"tweet": "Seriously if you wear yoga pants I'll love you forever."} +{"tweet": "Boys are stupid I swear."} +{"tweet": "I see what you did there"} +{"tweet": "@VossTheBosss you look like a lobster"} +{"tweet": "I have deduced that mother nature is on her period"} +{"tweet": "Dammit I really hate you"} +{"tweet": "Retweeting a fall break tweet and then realizing, I don't get a fall break\\u2026"} +{"tweet": "@Dpswish3 ight another time man!"} +{"tweet": "@hrl0741 basically"} +{"tweet": "Um can I have an order of Jensen Ackles with a side of Zac Efron please? Oh and a Mark Ruffalo, to go. That'd be great, thanks"} +{"tweet": "@_MissLB_ I was too high to function"} +{"tweet": "@ThatDudeJCrew not trying to, but you think what you want. Lol"} +{"tweet": "Going to bed maybe get my 8 hours lol"} +{"tweet": "@SuperChuks10 yes! We have like one of the deepest teams and were young.... The cavs can even make a deep run in the playoffs. Ya I said it"} +{"tweet": "Well looks like I'll be in beautiful Tennessee in about a week & a half #byemichigan"} +{"tweet": "Pandora right now >>>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "You've changed. Not for the better either."} +{"tweet": "We're called teenagers. We're girls. We have cat fights. Accept it."} +{"tweet": "I just had to check my @starbucks app to make sure I earned my stars today. I want me free drink tomorrow am. I'll need it after this night."} +{"tweet": "Sooooo much food, so little Paige"} +{"tweet": "This really sucks."} +{"tweet": "Laughing out loud at my life #lol"} +{"tweet": "I'm not perfect but you'll never find someone who loves you as much as I do."} +{"tweet": "It's ironic that society tells you to be who you want, and then judges you when you do."} +{"tweet": "the ecw chants haha"} +{"tweet": "@ElliotHoward_3 don't trip"} +{"tweet": "@glittybutt I should have known... :)"} +{"tweet": "My uncle has reffed Sam Dekker before"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure I just pulled up to the Lowes in Silent Hill."} +{"tweet": "It's bed time. 4k tweets and finding something to trend will occur tomorrow night. If I can control myself"} +{"tweet": "God is good all the time, all the time God is good."} +{"tweet": "I really have the security lady standing next to me because I made a comment to one of their players #Wow"} +{"tweet": "Dude.... i thought you were gay! Hahahahaha"} +{"tweet": "@KlaudiaWatts tell me about it. I wanna hear bubble butt."} +{"tweet": "@anderkaylee downstairs in the library, I'm waiting! Haha I think it's broke."} +{"tweet": "Mushroom & swisssssssss"} +{"tweet": "@Sydneymayo12 it's fine bebe \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@holly_yeary in the end she actually liked u"} +{"tweet": "@otterN9NE I see you as the future captain of this team. 100% a Buffalo Sabre since the day you arrived."} +{"tweet": "Small town life isn't for me. I may be from here, but I don't want to STAY here."} +{"tweet": "wow me and emily actually slept in"} +{"tweet": "I hate sad tweets they're so sad and make me wanna like... Hug a cat or something #sadtweet"} +{"tweet": "My dad is seriously the best"} +{"tweet": "I like my eggs over super nasty."} +{"tweet": "Atta team IU, struggle at home against an under par team"} +{"tweet": "I'm actually really excited for the summer time"} +{"tweet": "@Boss_Man419 nope"} +{"tweet": "@DaBigD_4 hahaha that's hilarious. I don't really hit anymore though"} +{"tweet": "Seriously, spending time with my girlfriend is my favorite. \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could take Cory's pain away..I can't handle seeing him like this."} +{"tweet": "I have to go to bed with a bag of ice every night so I'm not hot. There's something wrong with that. \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "Laughing out loud at Donna's text"} +{"tweet": "@MaddieEckle I was just looking at that and dying on the inside"} +{"tweet": "@Nadia_Hamdani I don't think I'm gunna wake up on time"} +{"tweet": "@DrewEdenTiger YES! You always make the cutest stuff!"} +{"tweet": "I pretty sure my social weirdness has successfully ruined twitter and my fandom (the only two places where I've ever been accepted) >.<"} +{"tweet": "@gregoryswagson @bayleeradtke Are we friends!?"} +{"tweet": "After all this time you still can penetrate these walls. #fuckyou #yousuck"} +{"tweet": "@Chloe_JanaeK thank you. love you too"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure my food just exploded in the microwave brb"} +{"tweet": "I hate waking up before my alarm goes off!!"} +{"tweet": "#DontWakeMeUpUnless you'd like to die. \\n#ilovetosleep"} +{"tweet": "Happy #archiegriffinday"} +{"tweet": "@intr0specti0n your head is the only thing in your header. Judge yourself"} +{"tweet": "I have a brand new set of wings for sale at a good price. Message me for details."} +{"tweet": "@Skylar_B_Miller @rachelanngoodma #Gross"} +{"tweet": "Oh okay....it's not that you were pissed off...it's you found someone else besides me? Thanks for telling me the truth..."} +{"tweet": "SO EXCITED FOR TRACK"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to go to the final four this year"} +{"tweet": "Two count on me and Amanda being told we have beautifully groomed eyebrows........ #wtf"} +{"tweet": "The kid In front of me is googling pictures of dinosaurs"} +{"tweet": "Bed at 9:30 on a Friday night because I'm cool like that. #underagelife"} +{"tweet": "@FlatTrackLive you have any insight on whether or not there will be any future flat track races at Knoxville?"} +{"tweet": "I miss him already.."} +{"tweet": "@xoxomaddibrown what is that app? And what is it for?"} +{"tweet": "Hate when i end a conversation and they still answer like its over stop texting me"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna keep your messages as a reminder not to text that number."} +{"tweet": "I need to be at the beach right now \\u2600\\ud83c\\udf34\\ud83c\\udfca\\ud83c\\udf67 #12moredays"} +{"tweet": "The predator's here. Lock your doors and put your chastity belts on."} +{"tweet": "I've never loved my life more than I do right now"} +{"tweet": "@fIoggnaw moesh rikery."} +{"tweet": "@NakedIsFreeing ...you find a new pokemon to cuddle with."} +{"tweet": "All I have is you, and it's all that I'm waiting for, all I need is you."} +{"tweet": "Watching @BuffaloSabres with the kids at work. #gosabres"} +{"tweet": "@bucken__berry @HeavenlyFearful more powerful, yes. More exciting and personal...?"} +{"tweet": "@NormanChad you're going to let him watch whatever he wants on TV now, aren't you?"} +{"tweet": "Don't pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a hard one."} +{"tweet": "\\Y'all see that out the window?\\\"\\n\\\"No, what is it?\\\"\\n\\\"The fuck I don't give flying away.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when you enter the cold pool and the water level reaches your crotch. #awkwardmoment"} +{"tweet": "Always being the bad guy... <<<"} +{"tweet": "Time can't move fast enough!!"} +{"tweet": "Last day as a minor. #pourupdrank"} +{"tweet": "Sunshine and puppy kisses. This is heaven"} +{"tweet": "I want salsa right now"} +{"tweet": "Watching rugrats"} +{"tweet": "Now get to go out & spend $100 on a required straightening iron bc it's that time of year when mine breaks for no reason. #chi #neverfails"} +{"tweet": "My aunt told me to wear a dress tomorrow. PROBABLY not."} +{"tweet": "@KyYo_ good luck... that does not sound fun."} +{"tweet": "All of my stuffed animals take up most of my bed -.-"} +{"tweet": "Don't limit your choice of guys bc you don't wanna limit yourself aka its ok to date family"} +{"tweet": "@MariahfqknWhite idk how Do they even get like that?"} +{"tweet": "Probably still a good foul. Tristan was about to bring the house down."} +{"tweet": "Who wants to have a sleepover tonight??? \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "the fast and the furious \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Holf fuck is it hailing hard"} +{"tweet": "It's Thursday which means its almost Friday! \\ud83d\\ude01 #yayforweekends"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc1d\\ud83d\\udc1d\\ud83d\\udc1d"} +{"tweet": "There is nothing so satisfying as standing outside in 30\\u00b0 weather bringing hope to others. Go Bruins. Collect that food."} +{"tweet": "BRAXTON'S A MONSTER. \\ud83d\\ude08\\ud83c\\udfc8#OSUFOOTBALL"} +{"tweet": "1st day of the year & 10 months with my baby. Wish I could spend it with him\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Chauffeur to marine animals. @Jess_Sparr @maxandmina"} +{"tweet": "@chia_pit @KingBobaDink me too. Nice to find someone like me...in a sense #ihaveasnout"} +{"tweet": "Like you're really good at making me feel not good enough."} +{"tweet": "Just watched the titanic.. #wow"} +{"tweet": "@sethpalmer3 I know. Idk what's scarier. Seriously god help us."} +{"tweet": "@bakergirl1974 @jessicaviv @roccodispirito Absolutely!!!!!! I wanna go to the Sears Tower & stand on the glass floor on the 123rd floor!!"} +{"tweet": "just kicked the critters off to eat time to head back east and sleep til morning #cowtrucking"} +{"tweet": "Finding a half bag of BBQ Fritos left in my husbands lunchbox. #WINNING >>>>>>> #mignightsnack"} +{"tweet": "Glad I made the decision to stay sober last night or I would be one unhappy girl today. But tonight..? I'm getting wasted."} +{"tweet": "@IWXO hey there :)"} +{"tweet": "Awesome."} +{"tweet": "@kylebeeze03 pack your stuff. It's cold out. Were moving to Florida\\u2600\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udfca"} +{"tweet": "I want a puppy"} +{"tweet": "@ImmaPentaholic bawahah! Of course not! Its from Scott Pilgrim."} +{"tweet": "#IGotAThingFor Dimples. \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@WOOSHlXUN oh yeah my host mom just bought a lipbalm. I've been feeling very weird on my upper lip lol"} +{"tweet": "I'm so flattered I don't even know what to say."} +{"tweet": "2 hours and 30 min to go come on get to 5 damn"} +{"tweet": "@HockeyMeesh 525,600 goals. How do you measure, a game in Philly?"} +{"tweet": "@hlmills0316 I just said the same shit the other day"} +{"tweet": "Must be so nice to get eeevvveeerrryyyttthhhiinnnggg you want \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@GreenFlame_ front of me haha. It sucked. I felt like a piece of crap."} +{"tweet": "I\\u2019m gonna have gray walls and Christmas lights hung around and it's just gonna be cool ok"} +{"tweet": "@AavelinaJaden @SleepingWaffles @MissMayHannah I'm almost there."} +{"tweet": "maybe you've mistaken me for someone who cares"} +{"tweet": "I would study better if I had Elvis here to cuddle with"} +{"tweet": "Hearing the squeak of a swing swinging by itself is the creepiest thing ever"} +{"tweet": "I literally cannot wake up for the life of me."} +{"tweet": "This may be the first sober Saturday I've had in a while"} +{"tweet": "Lets go gators @ColinThompsonUF"} +{"tweet": "Ugh. Can't wait to be back in Chicago tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@arden_moore #thirsty"} +{"tweet": "Work work work. At least I don't have class tonight \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "\\Cuttin up the cigarillo like a lumberjack\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I can find a dozen plot holes skank\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@_ThugLifee_ triple_OG__"} +{"tweet": "Tried to wrap Madi's present and I got so excited that I found a box with a matching top I forgot to put the present inside it first nice"} +{"tweet": "@jluss Great idea! They could be little shelf talkers! #msla13"} +{"tweet": "@Ethan_bosken smoking that vapor cuz my nose is stuffy\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 #ImAChristian"} +{"tweet": "I'm currently up grading people on the way they talk.. Well shouldn't this be easy lol."} +{"tweet": "I've been on top of my homework all weekend #ProudOfMyself"} +{"tweet": "If life is what you make it, I'm going to make it awesome."} +{"tweet": "@_jazzzzzy13 might not be sad if she played ruzzle with me."} +{"tweet": "I'm being a house bum today, it's too cold and there's too much snow to go anywhere \\u2744\\u2744\\u2744\\u2744\\u2744\\u2744\\u2744\\u2744"} +{"tweet": "@wowww_mal anchorman is the greatest movie ever. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I need to stop worrying about how people will judge me."} +{"tweet": "I've got Shanahan in football and Ventura in baseball, 2 guys with absolutely no passion. #brutal"} +{"tweet": "You mean it's an incomplete ________!?!"} +{"tweet": "I should really be glad the semester is over, but I think I made a B+ in cellular communications so I'm beyond depressed."} +{"tweet": "@StoeszTim after the Louisiana Chicken and the new Oreo mousse cheesecake I need at least 15 miles tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "Wish I could translate the rhythm of the songs I listen to to my posts so it makes more sense lol.."} +{"tweet": "@NancyProctor Couldn\\u2019t have done it w/o your inspiration and leadership."} +{"tweet": "I'm pissed"} +{"tweet": "#YouGetMajorPointsIf you can build ice sculptures of me"} +{"tweet": "@erinterrell12 I warned our girls about you \\ud83d\\ude02 I told them not to get smoked in the face. Good luck tonight!"} +{"tweet": "If you're 12 and complaining about your love life, please do us all a favor and shut the fuck up."} +{"tweet": "Ive come to realize that staying up past 2 am does nothing for you except making you sleep later tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Can't fall asleep \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@the_govner_UK @the_beth_greene douche"} +{"tweet": "I literally only text Ashley, hailey, and Taylor. \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "All those snapchats I just sent Bri >>>"} +{"tweet": "Work is so cold. \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "@TimmyM7796 Carrie Underwood Blake Lively Jennifer Aniston Briana Steward... So many hott blondes"} +{"tweet": "Wow that's embarrassing"} +{"tweet": "But we know that no matter how many knives we put in each others backs\\nthat we\\u2019ll have each others backs, cause we\\u2019re that lucky"} +{"tweet": "There are a lot more people out and about today than I'd thought there'd be"} +{"tweet": "I feel like over the past few hours I've gotten to know @avanslooten on a whole new level. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I'm so grateful for all the friends and family I have there for me. I never realized how quickly these things can get taken away from me."} +{"tweet": "I hate the mall. Why am I here."} +{"tweet": "A little while longer......"} +{"tweet": "I've gone slightly mad."} +{"tweet": "Is it inappropriate to tweet about sucking on balls?"} +{"tweet": "14000th s/o to @turfthesmurf for bein gaaaay"} +{"tweet": "@madeline_brayer @ferg_jamie bahahhahhahahaha! Literally cracking up. You guys used to always say... #peacetodamiddleeast baha"} +{"tweet": "@ShanaNicole4 this weekend was amazing."} +{"tweet": "Mini me.... We don't knaw on our kitty"} +{"tweet": "I need to learn to be happy with myself."} +{"tweet": "Such a great fall drive"} +{"tweet": "Pediatric dentist waiting room. Dentist sounds & smells paired with other peoples hyper active children. Need Xanax."} +{"tweet": "@m__scott19 text me! we can make plans :)"} +{"tweet": "It's frosty outside"} +{"tweet": "Lol who am i kidding i cant lay in bed all day cause I HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING WORK"} +{"tweet": "#stomptheyard is a classic"} +{"tweet": "Am I aloud to feel better now?"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for spring break, too bad it's forever away"} +{"tweet": "#wow"} +{"tweet": "I listen to screamo at cherry berry in my free time. #froyo"} +{"tweet": "I hope I didn't text any Jews merry christmas by accident"} +{"tweet": "Ashley just asked if it smelt like weed outside \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@ItsLaQueefa: I would lose weight but I hate losing\\u201d\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Want 100 likes on a photo? Upload a picture of you and a puppy."} +{"tweet": "@ArmandoSalguero @coolpapa654 Good maybe now he will learn the benefits of keeping things in house, working out your issues vs being #Rat"} +{"tweet": "@HannahTubbs_11 @EnglemonBrennon you could look like that little girl for earlier"} +{"tweet": "I swear, Justice is killing me right now."} +{"tweet": "@chantbac same here"} +{"tweet": "Everything is so mediocre these days."} +{"tweet": "@brandiloretta @hollyanstine12 holly gives the best massages \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Holy fuck\\ud83d\\ude33 is this seriously mutual?!"} +{"tweet": "@lovecarolinexo bitch i feel worse"} +{"tweet": "It's early but right now Bama is proving that ND has no business being on the same field as them!"} +{"tweet": "Ahhhhhhh!"} +{"tweet": "Idk why my parents act the way they do. Mom or dad!"} +{"tweet": "Watching Elf with my babe and the fam:)"} +{"tweet": "Has sooooo many things to tell @self_ian about :/ #badday"} +{"tweet": "Kinda wanted it to be us and not everybody in the house to go with us....cool :( #mylifesucks"} +{"tweet": "My day>>>"} +{"tweet": "When I'm an old man I'm Gunna wear Jordan's still.. that's how I do."} +{"tweet": "Should I shave a little side of my hair or nah ?"} +{"tweet": "@its_mady_yo damns so many people to hell"} +{"tweet": "Why am I awake"} +{"tweet": "@A_Ferguson33 texttttt me!"} +{"tweet": "@Lickmyclit_69 I have both that you can use for your pleasure:-) :-)"} +{"tweet": "Saying goodbye gets harder everytime"} +{"tweet": "my mom has to criticize every fucking thing that i do .. i give up!"} +{"tweet": "Making this last night a good one \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I wouldn't know how to act if something worked out the way I wanted it to. I feel like I can't win for losing."} +{"tweet": "@CoreyWatzek Fact"} +{"tweet": "new coat , new boots & new jeans #bestmomever"} +{"tweet": "@tmckernan had to check sobriety first."} +{"tweet": "@TimBers_ There aren't. Although the team that is the beneficiary doesn't always go the distance - the 92 Braves, the 86 Broncos, etc."} +{"tweet": "I have to wake up at 7 tomorrow morning \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to get out of bed and put on my leggings. Hahahah"} +{"tweet": "@jessbieb99 I was just kiddding ! The more sparkles the better\\u2728"} +{"tweet": "@DTomasula in town by the bike shop, ill take a pic when it's done lol"} +{"tweet": "@KellyandMichael WOW! You two are really fit! Amazing! \\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udcaa\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc9b\\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you"} +{"tweet": "Me and you girl are runnin outta moonlight"} +{"tweet": "It's weird thinking everyone was friends with eachother in middle school"} +{"tweet": "My phone at five percent .. fml ."} +{"tweet": "Lol. I'm sitting alone. #LONAAAAFORLYFE."} +{"tweet": "Decent move."} +{"tweet": "@Team_Perrrfecct whats an adult muffin?"} +{"tweet": "Living for those Good Night's & Bad Mornings #mytimeisnow"} +{"tweet": "@MeggieRayStorie @jalexus_aames are the best people in the world. \\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "I literally spend everyday with my boyfriend and I love every second of it. \\ud83d\\udc97\\u2764 @babyThompson6"} +{"tweet": "@mo_3145 do you even watch basketball"} +{"tweet": "@adisibio college is no better is it ... \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "I'm coming over, I hope its alright, listen for me pulling into your drivee"} +{"tweet": "I need something to do. Halp."} +{"tweet": "I love chill days like this \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I smell marijuana"} +{"tweet": "Shout out to @akrause78 for finally getting a twitter.. Too bad you don't have any tweets! #getonit"} +{"tweet": "I love Mileys new song, but the music video...."} +{"tweet": "I hate vodka"} +{"tweet": "S/O to @HalseaT and the whole girls variety softball -- girl luck at your game today, wish I could be there cheering you on! \\u26be\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "IT'S #HUMPDAY !"} +{"tweet": "I love you @MeowItsAshleeey. Jeep your head up beautiful \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "2 over 38. Not bad for playing while bring up 36 hours straight."} +{"tweet": "@b_strout0720 one sometimes lol"} +{"tweet": "I've never been so happy to hear thunder. \\u26a1\\u2614"} +{"tweet": "@Ej96Smith ... We have a English final.. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@Harry_Styles what are the ducks used for?!?!"} +{"tweet": "Everyone has their own battle to fight"} +{"tweet": "@pelto @MagtasticVoyage I watched it online. Strange"} +{"tweet": "I guess in the end you are just a fucking coward."} +{"tweet": "my heated blanket came in today and \\ud83d\\ude3b\\ud83d\\ude3b\\ud83d\\ude3b\\ud83d\\ude3b"} +{"tweet": "Pathetic"} +{"tweet": "@_AyeItsAmber I'd save you some, but tiara and I just smashed em! Lol"} +{"tweet": "If I could just walk normal I would be happy. #SoreSoreSore"} +{"tweet": "@DuffyHusky I'm wondering what ppl would pay, and you already have a suit your trying to sell thought."} +{"tweet": "@annniegib FUNNY"} +{"tweet": "When are you ever going to act like a mom toward me?"} +{"tweet": "#sytycdfinale wouldn't it b nice if the president had his own channel. ? And if u wanted to hear about war u could watch his channel."} +{"tweet": "Radio fights! @connormaxwell16 #IWON"} +{"tweet": "Dads making me clean my room but all I wanna do is watch Grey's \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "CHRISTMAS COME SOONER"} +{"tweet": "Only if I could..."} +{"tweet": "@k_mcdonough4 your poor father... Remember when we made him come out to Mcnaughton? @taymeow14 @abbey_leaver stole our phones and left!\\n#smh"} +{"tweet": "Still trucking along in good health."} +{"tweet": "This has been a crazy night. Time to go back to Kentucky."} +{"tweet": "@aB3ll23 you're right. Your happiness is my only concern."} +{"tweet": "@BrendanCrawfor1 there's more then one!!"} +{"tweet": "About to have a new phone, new case, new purple charger, both home and car an new hair. #feelinlikeanewoman \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@Darkcoco14 it's only good on like food basically"} +{"tweet": "ohh happy day, happy daaaay. \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@carolinepennell #VoiceSaveCaroline"} +{"tweet": "@AngelaRFerguson miss you too sista!"} +{"tweet": "@robgassermusic @Synchronice do it rob"} +{"tweet": "@Staci54 I wish you & @ariellekayleen wanted to go on the same night!"} +{"tweet": "@ChaseLeslie I was at Brian's."} +{"tweet": "@RFWes @marleaufan12 am I the only one that thinks this is awkward"} +{"tweet": "Bleh I should probably take a nap before work \\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "I have a goal. Feels sooooo good to see myself achieving it. #accomplished"} +{"tweet": "@PaigeCooksey :)"} +{"tweet": "Lost & insecure you found me"} +{"tweet": "@dans_1115 epic 2.5 seconds of fame"} +{"tweet": "I'M SOO COLD \\u2744\\u26c4 #BURR"} +{"tweet": "Finding tweets I never tweeted?"} +{"tweet": "@_Deej_Williams no its fine right now"} +{"tweet": "@mhutch40 troys not far from auburn"} +{"tweet": "Happy thanksgiving mother fuckers!"} +{"tweet": "@Tannn_The_Man Got some bros down there. Take me with!"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had to talk to and hang out all the time"} +{"tweet": "just got home!oh another trouble encountered!what a day!:("} +{"tweet": "I'm in love with a stripperrrr"} +{"tweet": "@taknKARAbizness those jerseys are beyond awesome"} +{"tweet": "The first person I see blame the orioles/ Peter Angelo's for the ravens not being in town will get schooled. It is no way their fault."} +{"tweet": "@KenHeis your girls were the leaders of the meet tonight! Thanks for setting the bar so high!"} +{"tweet": "Whenever I take tums, my insides feel like velvet. Or silk. #acidrefluxproblems"} +{"tweet": "You inspire me to be a great hair dresser and it was awesome listening to you speak at caper!\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@alexis_mckay RIGHT?! I'm so stoked"} +{"tweet": "Let's get some more runs please"} +{"tweet": "Come home to a fully decorated house. #tistheseason #christmas"} +{"tweet": "This day is dragging at work #overit \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "@_MariahDaniels hahahah"} +{"tweet": "GYM TIME \\ud83d\\udcaa\\ud83c\\udfc3"} +{"tweet": "I just need a Mexican man that makes some great spicy salsa pls \\ud83d\\ude3b"} +{"tweet": "@Paige_Klimek @BadassDelivery sounds like heaven\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Can it be November 15th? #PS4"} +{"tweet": "if anyone wants to get me something for Valentines Day, please get me a jar of pickles not a box of chocolate."} +{"tweet": "@jennah_forever hahah YESS I'm special \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@EvelynLozada I love that book . Good read . Speaking the truth #battlefieldofthemind"} +{"tweet": "@AFreschView Happy Castle day! #WillSheSayYes"} +{"tweet": "Why is everyone and everything drifting away from me?"} +{"tweet": "Yeah.."} +{"tweet": "@breeden_bryce it's not really up to me"} +{"tweet": "#thingspeopledothatpissmeoff breathe loudly"} +{"tweet": "Voices In the air, I hear them loud and clear telling me to listen, whispers in my ear; nothing can compare, I just want to listen"} +{"tweet": "@AndiBurczyk o I'm a wimp? really do we seriously need to go there?"} +{"tweet": "We were lost, @Keepnupwithjody lost a contact, were driving around loopy exits with one eye, and Siri's pissed. #holidayworld2013"} +{"tweet": "Mom: Cody Zeller's goin to the NBA! \\nDad: Who the heck is Cody Zeller?! \\n#facepalm #reallydad"} +{"tweet": "#boardasfuck someone text me or something 9893394859"} +{"tweet": "Now you can conveniently buy a gun off your drug dealer when you get your drugs"} +{"tweet": "U would think 1 out of the 20 plows passing me one would help me considering I can't even get in my driveway & I'm in the middle of the road"} +{"tweet": "@tschitz12 really? Well I plan on taking off about every single weekend lolz"} +{"tweet": "Studied all night only to find out I only need a 49% on the Final. \\n\\nProbably should've calculated that sooner."} +{"tweet": "But when nobody's here I could literally walk out the front door at 2am and nobody would notice."} +{"tweet": "I need out of this town."} +{"tweet": "Its so nice to be home from work already. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@Afarmer12 you killed it #ballin #allday"} +{"tweet": "The only reason I want snow is so we don't have to go to school, plus seniors don't have to make them up \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d #SENIORS2014 bring it on \\u2744\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u26c4\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I hope you realize, but I just wished you would have before it was too late"} +{"tweet": "@kaylasafarik \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@l0ve_Zeey I Know, I Just Wanna Know Why... Lol"} +{"tweet": "If that old lady shows up tonight while I'm working I might punch her"} +{"tweet": "Pitbull is a disgrace"} +{"tweet": "@morganluchhee that sucks \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "@Mikayla_Rae9 oops \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go out tonight but I can't even stand to move. This is ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "Kris \\the only person I can think of is Melton\\\" \\nMe \\\"yeah I'm not that desperate\\\" \\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "Never been man crush."} +{"tweet": "Never dreamed you'd be mine, but here we are."} +{"tweet": "@lexxii_jean seriously so sad. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "When did it become 3 am?!"} +{"tweet": "Won't stray or apologize for their decisions"} +{"tweet": "My sisters like did you actually take the frog with us? Of course I took Melvin"} +{"tweet": "Brighter days are beyond the horizon."} +{"tweet": "Wake up look at myself in the mirror #randomboners"} +{"tweet": "Why did I agree to work tonight? Missing Selection Sunday."} +{"tweet": "Migraines blow"} +{"tweet": "The fact that my boyfriend likes my best friends and their boyfriends... #thatsafirst #makesmehappy @CMoreeeeee @AmyHowe7 @pmckinleyy"} +{"tweet": "me and @SunnieGeorge snapchats >>>"} +{"tweet": "Mine keeps popping up the spinning circle every couple of minutes. Any suggestions?"} +{"tweet": "The only thing anna and I remember from math class is the no solution sign"} +{"tweet": "@AKapleMD our line is worse."} +{"tweet": "@_dreajo \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Off to work. Good day everyone!"} +{"tweet": "Wish I had a Carmel frap!!! #sadtweet"} +{"tweet": "@Meg_ElizabethR thanks batman\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I'm not doing anything tonight so I can watch the Midlands Finals at 8"} +{"tweet": "I can relax? No...there must be something I'm forgetting....\\ud83d\\ude15 #christmasbreak #isthisreallife"} +{"tweet": "If this is true about teo...then just wow.."} +{"tweet": "@RussoAshlynn gay"} +{"tweet": "hm fuck the middletown fucker who called me ugly"} +{"tweet": "Everyone has to be broke To shine."} +{"tweet": "what if right now is really a dream.. and when you die you're after life is your actual life?"} +{"tweet": "Karma is a bitch huh?"} +{"tweet": "@allisonangel1 You are the hottest little babe muah... love u baby..."} +{"tweet": "@itsEUNICEduhhh off stetson"} +{"tweet": "We not only spoiled their senior night, but we locked up a top 3 seed in the #B1G Tourney, assuming we beat Illinois on Sunday. #GoBucks"} +{"tweet": "@JordanEllenburg You should be at 1099. Don't suck up to me via twitter, turd. We're friendship fighting right now. I just threw a mean left"} +{"tweet": "Brooke is so gorgeous"} +{"tweet": "Finally watched the finale of The Office and I am a bundle of tears. It was truly the most perfect, wonderful ending to a series ever."} +{"tweet": "@MacaylaMusic Just a daily reminder that you are a beautiful person inside and out!"} +{"tweet": "@CH3LK welcome!!!! Now I must sleep haha"} +{"tweet": "All I want for Valentines day is a big booty hoe #alliwantforvalentinesdayisabigbootyhoe"} +{"tweet": "@Xi2Wiked night"} +{"tweet": "I look pretty crazy in that picture \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@WrightMicah thank you !! \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Time to buy books again. Joy."} +{"tweet": "@mattnekic same, I'm working 30+ hours a week. I practically live at DQ."} +{"tweet": "@jerameynickodem @pumpiniron39 @CadeCarroll13 @teamdaggot I don't wanna be in this conversation anymore \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@TCon30 as of tonight, it's a good possibility I will be \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Danny's about to hear the 5 words he hates"} +{"tweet": "I've not even been awake 20 minutes & I already feel like crying. It's gonna be one of those days."} +{"tweet": "@mychalsmith fact won't change. Its ingrained in America's culture that black = bad, something all children are taught as soon as they begin"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "After reading all of these yoda tweets,backwards reading i still am"} +{"tweet": "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"} +{"tweet": "I want subway"} +{"tweet": "Love stinks, yeah yeah"} +{"tweet": "Solid workout and racketball sesh with the roomies."} +{"tweet": "These last few weeks can't come soon enough!"} +{"tweet": "How am I ever going to be able to watch fast and furious again?!"} +{"tweet": "Mirrors by JT >>>>>>>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@marissa_samsel HAPPY <3 happy adoption day!! <3"} +{"tweet": "It literally makes me upset that I can't retweet @anniearnzen . So wise."} +{"tweet": "@brimorlock blue is for lesbians pink all the way"} +{"tweet": "Knowing that kid wanted to kill more people than the one that was targeted is just unbelievable \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude14 #PrayForArapahoe"} +{"tweet": "#Oomf just gets mad cause I don't lose in an argument"} +{"tweet": "So give me something to believe"} +{"tweet": "O Canada. Why you gotta be so dope, man."} +{"tweet": "I have to be back at work in 12 hours \\ud83d\\ude1e this manager thing is gonna be fun..."} +{"tweet": "Sprinkler here I come"} +{"tweet": "Me and @jocie_zaja are currently having a fb chat convo.... why"} +{"tweet": "the fakest conversation to ever happen is when two pretty girls meet each other for the first time... just stahp \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "@Taj_xo \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Drug dealers \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna be one of those people with lyrics tattooed all over there body."} +{"tweet": "summer"} +{"tweet": "@Laurenn_Maddoxx I actually agree with you..."} +{"tweet": "Just tackled the shit outta @seeetheunseeen #missedher"} +{"tweet": "Things have gone past forgivable at this point."} +{"tweet": "I'm just happy he scored"} +{"tweet": "Right after I got to bed, a call goes out for a chimney fire and I missed it #sonofabitch"} +{"tweet": "@ASAPTPAYNE yessss haha"} +{"tweet": "The fact that my mom doesn't trust me and she thinks I lie to her all the time, and I did nothing. #Whyyy"} +{"tweet": "Will is singing wagon wheel he can literally do anything"} +{"tweet": "STOP"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udfb6Just ask her out\\nOut in the moonlight\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Oh my gosh my mom right now \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Noone here."} +{"tweet": "@JackieNicole08 okay\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "\\It's better for girls to be single, but not boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@_DontLookNow sorry you have sisters like us."} +{"tweet": "@OliviaAdele143 @Adampeplinski24 You two are seriously the cutest couple everr!"} +{"tweet": "Someone text me n help me stay awake at work"} +{"tweet": "Tennis tryouts were today? Whoops mom sorry I FORGOT\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "I made meatballs, 2 different chip dips, mozzarella sticks, mini pigs in a blanket, cheese & cracker tray, & punch.. So yeah hi I'm single \\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "@MVPFrasier @tboilanger yeahoooooooooo. Best. News. Ever!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Relationships and I don't mix well at all.... Haha"} +{"tweet": "Didn't know it was possible to look forward to a Monday."} +{"tweet": "I wish I had a job"} +{"tweet": "Back to sleep I go."} +{"tweet": "@sunshineirene13 leave and come be in pain wif me. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Oh don't worry gods just punishing you cuz you're a ginger"} +{"tweet": "@N_Half3 oh hush \\ud83d\\ude0a #happytweet #itsbeenawhile .. Stranger."} +{"tweet": "This game woulda been alot better if he didn't come and tell me where he was hiding every 5 seconds"} +{"tweet": "Seriously tired of being friendly \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@AlexViljoen1 Don't believe you. Only thing I heard you say was \\ew\\\" \\ud83d\\ude1d\""} +{"tweet": "girlcode is the best showww"} +{"tweet": "Can you run across her picture and not wonder where she is?"} +{"tweet": "I didn't know by your definition of taking a \\break. Mean your single.. ? #OkayIGotchu >:(\""} +{"tweet": "@johnclayiv Louisville has gotten every call this half"} +{"tweet": "My phone is so slow"} +{"tweet": "Kate upton is playing flip cup on jimmy Fallon right now.. And winning. Yore welcome boys."} +{"tweet": "Game on"} +{"tweet": "Someone go ice skating with me \\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "FUCK YOU THUNDER, YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK."} +{"tweet": "@keepscorninajar things happen man, sometines you dont understand why either, but i moved to cincy and got a job easy."} +{"tweet": "@BethMooreLPM I feel the same after facilitating one of your studies."} +{"tweet": "@Emily_Lynn20 later tonight, I'm not sure when."} +{"tweet": "Being blonde really takes a toll on my hair. #thestruggles"} +{"tweet": "Duke. Win. Good night."} +{"tweet": "Turnips"} +{"tweet": "@meowather have you ever seen happy tree friends?"} +{"tweet": "It's the worst when ur in a deep sleep and someone comes and wakes you up...."} +{"tweet": "@AaronRodgers12 #rockylovesemily"} +{"tweet": "I kind of miss @C_Castro7"} +{"tweet": "Am I the only one who doesn't like pumpkin? Apples are my fall food."} +{"tweet": "My baseball team was the champions in the tournament of champions"} +{"tweet": "Like, do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?"} +{"tweet": "My six year old cousin asked if I thought he would still be cute when he was nine because he thinks I'm cute\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@SleepingwVinnie U so cute"} +{"tweet": "I'm just happy that you're happy with the things you've decided"} +{"tweet": "Taking sleeping pills and sleeping my problems away. #goodnight"} +{"tweet": "I hate traveling, I wish I could just stay in spoke."} +{"tweet": "Is it socially acceptable to tell people what you think yet?"} +{"tweet": "Why don't I keep doing that,Laughing Out Loud! #TheFastAndTheFurious"} +{"tweet": "@ek_matthews perm? I want a blue tinted streaks added"} +{"tweet": "@4llisondennis Tell gaga I miss him"} +{"tweet": "@BoiJonny not tonight"} +{"tweet": "@BlakeLangerud @dylanvalentyn where at?"} +{"tweet": "@sadierob I'll be compassionate to you"} +{"tweet": "@beckyslecky they should provide them with J's instead"} +{"tweet": "@AlyMarie_29 @AshSmash_25 #woops"} +{"tweet": "Another big asset that could help us out so much."} +{"tweet": "I'm taking a taco time poop that's so gnar I now have a headache."} +{"tweet": "This kick is not doing it for me"} +{"tweet": "The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night"} +{"tweet": "@bRoBOTT your not suppose to swearing catholic boy. Now go pray and confess to St. John"} +{"tweet": "Every time I say idiot I saw it weird like Napoleon Dynamite\\u270a"} +{"tweet": "@RaymondSardella yes, the setting of the novel is Ocean Isle Beach, NC. Most of it anyway"} +{"tweet": "The amazing @connor_delacruz will not be able to grace is with his drumming skills for 3 weeks, have fun In Spain buddy!"} +{"tweet": "Holy hell this pre workout. More like cocaine"} +{"tweet": "End of vacation winding down. It's back to work in an hour.."} +{"tweet": "@KelsieThomson typical"} +{"tweet": "@AshMarie113 did you love it \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@lyssamyot Antarctica"} +{"tweet": "@RDug666 @rowan_bradley RYAN FUCK OFF"} +{"tweet": "Okayyyyyy then.."} +{"tweet": "I would take $240 million any day"} +{"tweet": "@__laine why would you wanna do that?"} +{"tweet": "I would seriously die without my friends \\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "I hate my age atm"} +{"tweet": "when @BriPiepenbrok tells me ill probably fall down the stairs in the lecture room I'm in #clutzproblems"} +{"tweet": "I will make food after I poop."} +{"tweet": "@Megan_Rose16 @CodyDrake2 nothing \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "OooOoo u make my high come down"} +{"tweet": "Browns line looks good"} +{"tweet": "The conversations me & Wendy were having tonight >>> #dying #loveher \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Because you're mine, I walk the line."} +{"tweet": "Kiss Me I'm Gross"} +{"tweet": "i have THE worst sleep schedule."} +{"tweet": "@kell_Obucks my dreams have came true! #besttendollarseverspent"} +{"tweet": "@harula_v \\u03c0\\u03bf\\u03b9\\u03b1 \\u03b8\\u03ad\\u03c3\\u03b7 \\u03c3\\u03bf\\u03c5 \\u03ba\\u03b1\\u03bb\\u03b5; \\ue409"} +{"tweet": "I want pancheros."} +{"tweet": "@LilacMoon21 he hates any health care worker. And fights tooth and nail during examinations. Right now have no dental ins so having to wait"} +{"tweet": "@_Mr_Wise haha our conversations always go back to drinking some how ahah. #Alcoholics"} +{"tweet": "Giving away free #diamond hats all weekend @TokenWhiteGuy00"} +{"tweet": "@jdbrewton he's a few rows over from us #horseman"} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry for deleting that... Just seemed odd, then we talked about it. I want to say the phrase too you! \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "You make me extremely happy \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Going from having an acrylic tongue ring back to titanium is so weird..."} +{"tweet": "@KaileyTruax love you \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@swany76 wow, jake. You seem rather upset."} +{"tweet": "@chelsmcfanin @mkballer29 @kiel_mitch @adoss2525 i didn't know u were that emotional bout it haha jk"} +{"tweet": "Twitter isn't for you to stalk my life nor put your two cents into everything I tweet. #ThatsWhyYouGetBlocked"} +{"tweet": "Staffard and the chromedomes look like shit. \\nHope they get it together in the next.. 8 mins."} +{"tweet": "\\@KayleyScruggs75: Guys, don't take an ab picture if you have no abs... Seriously though.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@Austin__Dale your sister? Haha"} +{"tweet": "Anybody in Richmond or estill want a puppy its a pit nd boxer :)?"} +{"tweet": "@Acast06 go to the full service gas station on Mitchelle, they will do it for you!"} +{"tweet": "The warning on the bottle of my muscle relaxers says \\alcohol may intensify the effects of this medicine\\\" That's a good thing, right? #zzzzz\""} +{"tweet": "Browns winning at New England? Minnesota winning at Baltimore? Everything is working out for the Bengals. 2 seed!"} +{"tweet": "@rollakosta96 thank you :-D"} +{"tweet": "They just said we might see flurries next week. I'm moving."} +{"tweet": "Should we call it a tie and make a group message"} +{"tweet": "It's not even like that."} +{"tweet": "Alex Morgan is going off in a stretcher 9 minutes into the game.... \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "My phone is gonna die before we even make it to Harlan... \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "S/O to @colllll_wheeler for having perfect hair and being so pretty \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Every room in my house is like 40, then there's me with 77393762618 degrees."} +{"tweet": "Oh how the guilty mind attracts trouble"} +{"tweet": "Bitch bring me Taco Bell."} +{"tweet": "@LeighsLaced or when people have the same avi"} +{"tweet": "It's iced coffee time at Dunkins."} +{"tweet": "Let's cancel today."} +{"tweet": "You've got to be kitten me;)"} +{"tweet": "that was the hardest message to send..ever. \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "get to the emergency room... it's no big deal. Guess I'm going back to the baseball game. #omgosh"} +{"tweet": "@ddangatti I didn't look at your header haha"} +{"tweet": "#MarchMadness"} +{"tweet": "I want someone to come over and bake with me\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "3-you're my everything you make me the happiest girl & I'm so lucky to have you, I love you so much & I wouldn't want to be with anyone else"} +{"tweet": "I wonder when MGK is gonna come out with new music...like a new single to hold us over till the next musical masterpiece he creates.."} +{"tweet": "@shelbythegr8 @_scarface21 damnit. I want a dollar!!"} +{"tweet": "That picture was horrible!!"} +{"tweet": "@Mike_Skim you caught my subtweet \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Good freaking lord get this last out!!"} +{"tweet": "Talked to larissas boyfriend on the phone for like half an hour tonight."} +{"tweet": "I'm having a really bad day.. A nice big hug would be great.\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@iLuvZsL not if you forward my call"} +{"tweet": "I feel like the private pic thing on the gram is for nudes."} +{"tweet": "@LOHANTHONY Still waiting for the day we can twerk together\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@JulietaB310 I LOVE YOU GUYS! and miss you so much \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "JUST SAW THE GIANT RUBBER DUCKY"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "Have a good 4th everyone. Don't shoot your eye out."} +{"tweet": "If only I was as popular in the real life as I am on a social network, then maybe I wouldn't be sitting on my couch"} +{"tweet": "Such a nice day today was."} +{"tweet": "Just woke up and People are still going hard on twitter"} +{"tweet": "@Hoya2aPacer Roy all I want from you is Defensive Player of the year award"} +{"tweet": "Tangled is easily one of disneys best movies. #socute \\ue328\\ue32e\\ue00e"} +{"tweet": "you def send nudes."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@erinpotato can you wait a week? Haha"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@HomeGrownCutie_: And if sin is sin why isn't gay marriage legal? We can cuss on tv.\\u201d \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "My pay check though >>"} +{"tweet": "I need a break.."} +{"tweet": "@donnie_aholics I hope Donnie is a better poker player than I am but I suck at it!!!"} +{"tweet": "@leahchafin meh. glad you're okay though, love you. \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Ready for this sub I ordered"} +{"tweet": "Wutev...must really want that 2 seed"} +{"tweet": "@baaileydanielle really? Lol"} +{"tweet": "@Turner_around and I text so much in caps it honestly feels weird to text normally hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@amybruni were open thanksgiving and I have to miss family dinner for the first time in my life :("} +{"tweet": "I wish I had a dog\\ud83d\\udc36"} +{"tweet": "Close one! Although Bball didn't come away with a W vs. #2 Syracuse yesterday, I think it was a sign of good things to come. Competed well!"} +{"tweet": "@KyDanelle @kenniRose I'm done."} +{"tweet": "Loving sitting at home.. Going to get a smoothie by myself in sweatpants . Great valentines day ! Hahhhhh."} +{"tweet": "So i went into school and then yeah. Now i hate life"} +{"tweet": "All I ask of you is try to earn my memory. Make me remember you, like you remember me\\nBad bitch, girl I think I might get used to ya"} +{"tweet": "Nick-J is off the chang! \\ud83d\\udc4a @nickjonas"} +{"tweet": "Anth Omo accidentally put vanilla on his grilled cheese and then tried eating it\\ud83d\\ude02 ... Man I've missed this family"} +{"tweet": "Could go for a couple drinks with some friends \\ud83c\\udf79"} +{"tweet": "I'm a wishful thinker with the worst intentions"} +{"tweet": "June is going to be a huge sales month for soccer bars in the USA..... Either drink to remember or drink more to forget"} +{"tweet": "#sorrynotsorry #tmlt"} +{"tweet": "The Conjuring tomorrow. \\ud83d\\ude01\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Peek a boooo \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "@JamieeJuhl your the best! Love you so much baby. \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I was tired of eating the same thing for lunch this week."} +{"tweet": "@TeachingClass JESUS\\u2026that brings tears to my eyes."} +{"tweet": "new chi, new clothes, new bathing suits with money left?! Think I had a pretty good day of shopping!"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@BroCulture: I didn't wake up in a new Bugatti..\\nI'll try again tomorrow.\\u201d @trevorfuller15"} +{"tweet": "So when does this senior year get good?"} +{"tweet": "who wants to go to the movies w/ me and @MaloryMedaglia #nofriends \\ud83d\\ude14 #forrealthough"} +{"tweet": "@heatherxmariex great movie"} +{"tweet": "@StephanieRoiger @lilroiger I'm definitely ready for a week in paradise! \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@HappyChapClo yes i would"} +{"tweet": "I hate this"} +{"tweet": "You have your own clothes so why don't you wear them? #soannoying"} +{"tweet": "I have a love/hate relationship with this puzzle lol I love doing it but it's so hard!"} +{"tweet": "No Monday dinner tomorrow, since Brandi ran off to the beach. \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Someone text me or call me I'm so bored ugh"} +{"tweet": "I could go for a strawberry & banana smoothie right about now."} +{"tweet": "\\Stay fuckin turnt Caroline\\\" - Tony\""} +{"tweet": "@sophiescarpulla are you doing your homework.."} +{"tweet": "Im always coughing"} +{"tweet": "Billy Madison"} +{"tweet": "@lanie_riesen @_veronicajo_ I'll fight him guys...he can't take all of us. \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@Lydiasthename_ my favorite slow Mac song. Clarity"} +{"tweet": "It was nearly dawn when they reached the hidden entrance to the dormant volcano. Filtered #sunlight illuminated the volca"} +{"tweet": "mixed feelings on rise against but give it all is such a jam"} +{"tweet": "@kiannakramper I'm thinking he should be a top recruit for swing choir next year!"} +{"tweet": "Already decided I'm pulling for McCrae. I love the socially awkward super fans. #BB15"} +{"tweet": "I wonder what it would feel like to actually be wanted by someone."} +{"tweet": "GUYS I'M COVERING BRAND NEW TOMORROW WHO WANTS TO SING WITH ME?"} +{"tweet": "@BrookeWoodz or maybe it isn't I can't tell.. #haha"} +{"tweet": "I hate having nightmares \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "@jenna_baker you would actually reply?"} +{"tweet": "I just wish things could be as easy as they used to be \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "#WaysToGetSlapped try eating or touching MY food. Like no. #Swerve"} +{"tweet": "@jennah_fuchs me toooo bad"} +{"tweet": "#LetsGoPens"} +{"tweet": "@KyleNeuman19 btw great practice today looked good out there \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "If McCall added and couple more stoplights instead of stop signs and a cellular tower I would live there for the summer"} +{"tweet": "Yeah SCREW YOU"} +{"tweet": "This week is going by soo slowwww"} +{"tweet": "@madelynbraman \\ud83d\\ude21 if I find out who this is imma freak ."} +{"tweet": "Wtf is Uppp"} +{"tweet": "Yes, more stress, that is what I need today!! Shit!"} +{"tweet": "@Olivia_Winn24 she's not. Lol"} +{"tweet": "@SeanLowe09 You made my #ManCrushMonday tweet earlier because you're a doll. Tweet at me! #please"} +{"tweet": "Love waking up at 4:30 to be at work at 5:30 to help one person and it is now 715"} +{"tweet": "I feel really stupid"} +{"tweet": "@anna_ribeiro5 ooooh can I come get some"} +{"tweet": "999 you were my Spanish buddy! You always made me laugh in that class and you're one of the only cool underclassmen."} +{"tweet": "@JollyRogerBlog Cool, do you know where she was sitting tonight?"} +{"tweet": "Shouldn't you guys be studying for your finals.."} +{"tweet": "Game still going in Minnesota. #saywhat"} +{"tweet": "Hunters safety course #legooo"} +{"tweet": "I look forward to practice.."} +{"tweet": "Dexter finale tonight!!!"} +{"tweet": "Scary movies at 3am>>><<< @_summerkiser @Caylin_Michele \\ud83d\\ude27\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@AM_______ who would drive to becket for semi pro ball lol it's like 200 a game"} +{"tweet": "Weed eatin \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "......id like to clarify that there were two mini horses"} +{"tweet": "@bethanymoran97 where to?"} +{"tweet": "Bitch, I am NOT about your drama. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. #Goddamn"} +{"tweet": "I think theres a lion in my stomach"} +{"tweet": "Just made a Lexi sandwich in the hallway w/ @noah_shanteau and @Jbayha_20"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for next spring. I can finally say hello to freedom."} +{"tweet": "How can anyone dismiss love as if it wasn't the only reason to risk everything"} +{"tweet": "When your phone doesn't work at all except telling you whose texting you and you can't do anything about it <<<<<"} +{"tweet": "I love miley"} +{"tweet": "You kinda deserved that subtweet #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "You hold me like you should so I'm going to keep on dancing."} +{"tweet": "I even look good when I'm passed the fuck out \\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "I care but not as much"} +{"tweet": "@Brew_Man12 That would be pretty fun. Nothing else to do might as well lol"} +{"tweet": "Your voice annoys me! #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "Being at PNC Park was probably one of the best moments I've had this year. Literally an amazing experience."} +{"tweet": "I'm really going to like it here next year! @TeddyKay"} +{"tweet": "Just have some tests in classes I haven't been in in two weeks."} +{"tweet": "@VillaG33 hahaha who that?"} +{"tweet": "@Scoffey21 but only if your light switch is on a fireplace you know"} +{"tweet": "I wanna play a game like apples to apples or something"} +{"tweet": "I knew I would have a bad dream about the purge \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Vampires - Shifters & Werewolves oh my! #trueblood season premiere !!!!"} +{"tweet": "Gross \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "@eaw1010 use to have the biggest crush on Brooke"} +{"tweet": "The time is now... I have to do this for myself! #determined #havetodoit"} +{"tweet": "@JackMcCaffery Cuz he's so much more astute than anyone else?"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wish I could throw it in park, get out, and fist fight stupid drivers. One day I will... #RoadRage \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\udc7f\\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83d\\ude99"} +{"tweet": "Pregame poops are the best!"} +{"tweet": "@josh_minich @RealKev_Lindner DAD? UR EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY FRANDS?"} +{"tweet": "@GolfChannel johnny miller's tie looks like he got dressed in the dark!"} +{"tweet": "This speech >"} +{"tweet": "Wow"} +{"tweet": "Someone text me!"} +{"tweet": "@blake_dalrymple fer sure"} +{"tweet": "I swear, if the coors light guy was any sexier, I would have died today. \\ud83d\\ude33 @Randee_Pearson"} +{"tweet": "@King_PSorey \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "There are absolutely no words to describe how much I love and respect my mother"} +{"tweet": "@This_Bruno u excite? #Ozil"} +{"tweet": "The number of times I've heard this song in the past three days ..."} +{"tweet": "@Brownie_mx80 take me with you!!!!"} +{"tweet": "If you are my mom and love me will you please pick me up on front street so I can continue to sleep @bnpschlay"} +{"tweet": "Bestfriends isn't the word that can describe are friendship\\ud83d\\ude18. Love you"} +{"tweet": "@BadAdviceRock \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "That moment when you realize you're always right about the things that happen to your best friend."} +{"tweet": "Submitting some pieces to a published creative nonfiction journal...I finally feel like an English major \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "could really use some Taco Bell"} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry I can't make you happy ever. I know I suck"} +{"tweet": "@markzuckerberg @MarissaMayer Its treasonous to defy the constitution and compliance to yield to tyranny. go 2 jail 4 country and freedom!"} +{"tweet": "I wish you the best"} +{"tweet": "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker!"} +{"tweet": "Where has @JColeNC been.... We need meaningful music"} +{"tweet": "Stop complaining about the situations you aren't willing to change."} +{"tweet": "#loser"} +{"tweet": "#no"} +{"tweet": "@millz_mino college"} +{"tweet": "I made the best dinner lastnight\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Lord knows I'm ready for change...."} +{"tweet": "@PapaMcCoolah where at ?"} +{"tweet": "It doesn't get much better than goodies chai tea \\u2615"} +{"tweet": "Chapman you are the man. @Reds #Whiff##"} +{"tweet": "I always get classes with people I hate can't wait for Thursday"} +{"tweet": "@lindsaylohan Where are you."} +{"tweet": "I would be an awful therapist lol."} +{"tweet": "@corinne_hf \\nYesssss <3"} +{"tweet": "It's bad enough when people text you \\K\\\" but I get a lot more pissed off when they text back \\\"K.\\\" with a fucking period. Idk that's just me.\""} +{"tweet": "Giving up means: Tired of giving everything to only end up with nothing. #True"} +{"tweet": "Holy shit...almost forgot about the walking dead tonight.."} +{"tweet": "so glad Sean's home from the army"} +{"tweet": "Sorry grandma I have no freedom at all so stop saying I have the whole faking world ."} +{"tweet": "I think my dad is purchasing the only house my mother and I absolutely hated. The only one. WONDERFUL \\ud83d\\ude46"} +{"tweet": "Getting over this flu>"} +{"tweet": "What movie should I watch tonight?"} +{"tweet": "@megzmcd fire alarm"} +{"tweet": "One hour and fifteen minutes left \\ud83d\\ude2c f"} +{"tweet": "@kylejaxon15 good ugly"} +{"tweet": "@carlieforster hey"} +{"tweet": "It must suck to be a Florida Gator fan, your NFL players can't find good luck at all."} +{"tweet": "@TeenageBiebs no i didnt we watched it all that's what I fell for <3"} +{"tweet": "I have a final in 15 minutes and I'm still in bed"} +{"tweet": "If I don't have my feet under the cover I feel like someone's going to pull them and drag me somewhere."} +{"tweet": "I was the definition of too much last night"} +{"tweet": "@jenteryF post every thought ever"} +{"tweet": "I was on a diet until my grandma brought over a bunch of cookies and muffins, how can I resist \\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Best Album EVER!!! #MMLP2"} +{"tweet": "@dextercarp I'm not sure I could even get the ball there to be intercepted"} +{"tweet": "Home sweet home. \\ud83d\\ude3b"} +{"tweet": "@tylercj1998 YESS!! it does and soon!!"} +{"tweet": "Mmmmmmm smells like camping time!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@_Ryan_pollard @gracelienemann \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@valliedee I look at things with a completely new perspective & saw a friend have her 1st paranormal experience this summer! Epic! Lol!"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealYungBerg #Hallelujah"} +{"tweet": "You just got called out!"} +{"tweet": "I walk a lonely road. I walk alone."} +{"tweet": "@PhillyFlyers101 Are we talking about competition for the # one minder?"} +{"tweet": "I hate fighting with you.."} +{"tweet": "Absolutely can't stop listening to Gunner and Scarlet off of Nashville. I'm in love"} +{"tweet": "@bwess14 can we hang out when you get out of work \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Autocorrect always makes me seem overly excited over nothing and it makes things slightly awkward"} +{"tweet": "@JoshElliottABC Ignore him, maybe he will go away."} +{"tweet": "I hate the show Catfish"} +{"tweet": "I love being called gorgeous and beautiful \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc99\\u2764\\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "They should let @RockyGriggs12 predict football games on espn"} +{"tweet": "@JamiOstberg Nelly makes that song good! #justsayin"} +{"tweet": "You drive me crazy."} +{"tweet": "@D_Stalnaker I wannnnt it"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna enjoy my day off on this beautiful dayyyyyy \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Getting Patrick a snapchat will be he best thing ever"} +{"tweet": "#InitialsOFSomeoneSpecial K.J"} +{"tweet": "That bubble bath felt wonderful!"} +{"tweet": "I'm having a hard time grasping the fact I'm seeing my number one favorite band ever in less than 2 days"} +{"tweet": "Chem will be the death of me"} +{"tweet": "Winners write the history books, and we never lose #Murica"} +{"tweet": "@amanduh_aviles the answer is yes"} +{"tweet": "No longer chasing after someone \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "You're killing yourself to find a man that'll kill for you"} +{"tweet": "Drinking by myself.... What is that called?"} +{"tweet": "tired of trying anymore, shoot."} +{"tweet": "Purdue football \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Theres an MLB scout at this Shippensburg baseball game"} +{"tweet": "Hey"} +{"tweet": "I need to buy a hookah"} +{"tweet": "HAPPY FRICKEN TUESDEEEE."} +{"tweet": "@cbfowler @CollegeGameDay nah...drinking can solve a lot of problems..."} +{"tweet": "Only a little while longer till Jimmy gets home!!! I'm so anxious right now I just want to have him home already!!!"} +{"tweet": "If @xo_ae does not come out tonight we will not be friends for 76 hours"} +{"tweet": "My nails >>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@gramofthehill @coltondixon that's perfect"} +{"tweet": "@Kaystilen God I have to be at work in 5 hrs"} +{"tweet": "@Trevor_Upchurch @Average_Pete @KJatTOC yeah haha can't wait to be in SS again next year."} +{"tweet": "@RileyJo_13 #bye"} +{"tweet": "@LaurenHazekamp apparently we play prison rules now. No respect for the game."} +{"tweet": "Yet again crying to sleep \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "People get so upset when I don't text them back and I'm like hello I don't text ANYONE back"} +{"tweet": "@jawssoccer8 why."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udf7a Pong"} +{"tweet": "#1ddaylive Through The Dark was absolute perfection \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "You need to love yourself before someone can love you."} +{"tweet": "i kinda look asian in my twitpic"} +{"tweet": "Olympus has fallen exceeded expectations"} +{"tweet": "Strait up"} +{"tweet": "Who is up!??!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Is it break yet"} +{"tweet": "Seeing Dakota cuddle with his girlfriend makes me miss having one \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "LTE faster than wifi whattttttt"} +{"tweet": "Texts that make your day >>"} +{"tweet": "Please Claude be ok"} +{"tweet": "@shelbyjayne_7 Chad Chandler is gonna edit and post it"} +{"tweet": "Need some plans for tonight."} +{"tweet": "@kira_jayy AWWWW IM DYING OF CUTENESS"} +{"tweet": "I know you like it freaky ."} +{"tweet": "I can't love without out you, I can't live without you baby \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I'm in one of those I just wanna listen to music and sleep moods"} +{"tweet": "Chapman against the top of the Angels lineup in the 9th will be fun to watch."} +{"tweet": "Sunday already. Ugh."} +{"tweet": "I asked my mom if I could take beer to thanksgiving and she laughed.. therefore I'm taking that as a yes"} +{"tweet": "my stomach is killing me"} +{"tweet": "OH SHIT GET OUT OF THE CAR"} +{"tweet": "Ray Lewis is such a good lookin man!!! #mcm"} +{"tweet": "could you guys possibly break up"} +{"tweet": "thirsty thursday"} +{"tweet": "#TheBestFeeling in the world is knowing that you actually mean something to someone."} +{"tweet": "Blowing up @TorieTanner snap chat \\ud83d\\udc7b"} +{"tweet": "Family Christmas gets crazier every year with all the little cousins. I think I'll just go hide and watch football with my Uncles today\\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "It's not even 11 and I wish I never woke up #dayruiner"} +{"tweet": "So many puppies \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "The last door is a big one\\u2026open it up, kick it open, do what you have to do to get through it. #Urban"} +{"tweet": "sweater weather is better weather \\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Stop trying to be a philosopher, when all you are is a hypocrite."} +{"tweet": "I want a case that protects my phone like an otterbox but minus the price and the bulkiness #help"} +{"tweet": "@b_brennaaa now, you pick the place"} +{"tweet": "The Call #goodshit"} +{"tweet": "GOOD WICHITA STATE DIE"} +{"tweet": "Woah Becky, what's up"} +{"tweet": "@FF5Memes no! I tried so hard but it wouldn't cooperate! :("} +{"tweet": "@karrrriiii don't hate dawg, accept my lifestyle \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Snow selfies \\u2714\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "21 jump street"} +{"tweet": "@maicy_rasmus @marriaaaaahhhhh sureeee"} +{"tweet": "Last time working cedar point for tennis. Holy shit balla"} +{"tweet": "@Jennagilden nose will look \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "this sucks soo sore \\ud83d\\ude1f\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@Conks88 just had a really cheesy math joke on the back \\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I'm having actual caffeine withdrawals currently. I need a latte stat."} +{"tweet": "BACK IN THE 610\\ud83c\\udf89"} +{"tweet": "I want florida"} +{"tweet": "Forever learning things in school that will never help me later in life"} +{"tweet": "@ETphonehomeeeee @T_Held_ #rager"} +{"tweet": "Gina just goes tiff this songs about you it's called \\Alcohol my only friend\\\" we'll... Thanks\""} +{"tweet": "@KodyWarren @JRyan459 @Dgolden22 @Ty_Phipps lmao, a repeat is long over due.."} +{"tweet": "Seriously that had me fucked up. Felt like I was covered in spiders and my mind was racing all over the place"} +{"tweet": "#FreeCarson"} +{"tweet": "Don't worry , I run away from all my fears . All my dreams . Soon I'll be running from you"} +{"tweet": "@Matt_Ballz7 \\ud83d\\ude1d\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Today is gonna be ROUGH"} +{"tweet": "So done with schoool"} +{"tweet": "Tweet of the day: \\SWAT teams seem relaxed and smoking ... oddly, so is Dorner.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "That might've been the funniest thing I've ever heard\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Beyond annoyed today. #justgoaway #everyone"} +{"tweet": "Ms miller canceling class today was basically a gift from god"} +{"tweet": "@f1rehouse I did... how could you tell :p"} +{"tweet": "I have the most respect for any guy that watches OTH \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@JennaMariee143 uhhh wrong answer babe. \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\udc80\\ud83d\\udca9"} +{"tweet": "@JerenOtt ANY TIME!"} +{"tweet": "There's something final about cleaning your ex off all friends lists... :/"} +{"tweet": "Should I take a nap before class or just stay up the rest of the time?!"} +{"tweet": "Drop everything now, meet me in the pouring rain. Kiss me on the sidewalk, take away the pain."} +{"tweet": "He who called you is holy, you also be holy in all your conduct, since it is written, \\u201cYou shall be holy, for I am holy.\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "No text but there's tweeting \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@riahry27 just referring to the last exorcism with Allison haha in that case not at all."} +{"tweet": "It's fucking dead bored up in here.."} +{"tweet": "Love will always have obstacles."} +{"tweet": "@bouck24 where at? Because i cant leave oakley lol"} +{"tweet": "I haven't been this happy in a long time"} +{"tweet": "@jayblake03 yeah bro, I'll be good! Thanks!"} +{"tweet": "Grandpa is out of the hospital for now. Thank god."} +{"tweet": "When I was in high school... I learned how to use my phone in class... Now I know how to play candy crush during graduation!"} +{"tweet": "JIMMY JOHNS HERE I COME! #OHBABY #FAVE"} +{"tweet": "\\Drop everything now, meet me in the pouring rain. Kiss me on the sidewalk, take away the pain. Cause I see sparks fly whenever you smile.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "The one person that shouldn't piss me off, does."} +{"tweet": "@JWR4618 I think they're going for a limited edition old school look but I'm not sure to be honest"} +{"tweet": "Turn up for the Disney Christmas parade...this is my shit"} +{"tweet": "@LiddoeEmm_ LOL, :D & Yeah planning too<3"} +{"tweet": "Watching season 4 of Arrested Development, the first two episodes are as good as ever. #ArrestedDevelopment"} +{"tweet": "Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song\\nYou go ahead, let your hair down"} +{"tweet": "Holy graduations."} +{"tweet": "Being @bholts321 wcw! \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@JasonKingESPN see what I mean about WCS. Looks amazing coming off the bus. But, doesn't produce very often."} +{"tweet": "@natetykwinski @jhawkinson3 he doesn't really fit into the complexion of our team. #hailwhitey"} +{"tweet": "Shark week is my favorite week of the year tv wise."} +{"tweet": "I fucking hate bullying"} +{"tweet": "@MullinsCodey shut up bitch, I taught you the definition of going hard"} +{"tweet": "@kll860 and I stuck in traffic for 2 hours, not happy"} +{"tweet": "The trouble with up is there's always a down"} +{"tweet": "We can cuddle, but once I'm asleep I need a LITTLE bit of space, so I can move and shit. \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Setting up my new MacBook Pro so @slgarvia can set hers up, too! #adroc #macroc"} +{"tweet": "@mbushey13 \\u270btalk to the hand \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Fighting with him was like trying to solve a crossword & realizing that there's no right answer."} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna search like an absolute madman for my necklace. I WILL find it."} +{"tweet": "if my house didnt have cameras all around it i would definitely just take my car & get some food"} +{"tweet": "@Hotcupof_J0E is my favorite squadron."} +{"tweet": "Guys have more drama with each other than girls half the time"} +{"tweet": "@RobDauster @BSnowScout What are you talking about? Arizona's offense tops that of Kansas, Duke, and Syracuse. Why no dogging them?"} +{"tweet": "Keith was the best movie \\nBut bipolar @_alexxxxis ..."} +{"tweet": "I think school should have one period designated for sleeping... Well besides math."} +{"tweet": "#WeAlmostDatedBut I realized your fucking crazy"} +{"tweet": "Well hey at least I don't actually have to go to pennridge this year \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "If life was simple, I definitely would pack up my shit and disappear for a while..... #Drowning #Quicksand"} +{"tweet": "When you wake up at 2:30 in the morning to go pee and over an hour later you're on Twitter.. #FuckMe"} +{"tweet": "Back at the gym. Gettin it in :) do people say that anymore? #old"} +{"tweet": "Really disappointed that ihop doesn't serve beer with the pancakes"} +{"tweet": "Omg cute laugh"} +{"tweet": "Looking for ways you can protect your house so you can relax and enjoy that summer vacation? I will have some tips tonight at 6! #WYMT"} +{"tweet": "Knowing my grandma is getting sick makes me want to curl up in a ball and cry. She's my world.\\ud83d\\ude3f"} +{"tweet": "@_Jeanstaa_ lololol thanks"} +{"tweet": "So ready for my lunch & nail date tomorrow with @mdmingee"} +{"tweet": "5 minutes till the bell rings and I can leave yay"} +{"tweet": "@espn finds a way to toss in the Christian Watford shot into everything. Literally."} +{"tweet": "After the Walking Dead is over I'm going to have nothing to watch until Teen Wolf and Falling Skies comes on"} +{"tweet": "That ref got taken out"} +{"tweet": "Stuck at the doctors. My appointment was an hour ago and I'm still waiting... Phones at 14% and dropping fast. #help #firstworldprobs"} +{"tweet": "@JordanSweeto aw thank you too! And yep already subscribed :) and watched that video earlier, I love it! ^_^"} +{"tweet": "Today @CaneyMBC we will hear from Jodie Vesely about his burden for Russian missions! You don't want to miss this!"} +{"tweet": "@ShellyMillz good chance when u walk through the door tm theres gunna be an intervention"} +{"tweet": "People think it's over? Hello.. Wacha is on the mound in 6 and it's anyone's game if it goes 7"} +{"tweet": "Little old lady at the hospital just told me I had the perfect smile awhs \\ud83d\\ude33\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Give your fuckin diploma and degrees back bitch!"} +{"tweet": "@kennnawood then it's happening \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@DBriscoeBDG and be of age"} +{"tweet": "up early to spend the day with my best friend in the whole world #lovemykellbell \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2728\\ud83d\\udc6f\\ud83c\\udf80"} +{"tweet": "Ill be there later tonight @ScumbagRojay"} +{"tweet": "This is getting old lol"} +{"tweet": "Congrats to @tminer7227 @sime_sazmore and @sammikcoy on graduating today, I love you all \\ud83c\\udf89\\ud83c\\udf93\\ud83c\\udf88"} +{"tweet": "Brady needs to step it up"} +{"tweet": "I would feel bad if I went to bed right now because I'm exhausted instead of watching the game"} +{"tweet": "@InfiniteEmilie ARE WE ALL STILL HANGING OUT ON SATURDAY???"} +{"tweet": "@CorieeJean me too. I just suck at being a productive human being"} +{"tweet": "@tak0da watching vines haha im dying! Hbuu"} +{"tweet": "It feels so good outside."} +{"tweet": "I'm glad I met you, I hope you know that."} +{"tweet": "I can do anything you can do, and I can do it on crutches"} +{"tweet": "Tyler's such a shit but I love him forever no matter what happens \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udca9"} +{"tweet": "@alienalicia I don't do magic that's bad and stuff"} +{"tweet": "just found garrison sleeping in a closet."} +{"tweet": "The weather outside is perfect\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I wish my toilet seats were heated."} +{"tweet": "@Stephe_25 oh..."} +{"tweet": "It's 6 am and time for bed. Night twitter! \\u270c\\ufe0f\\n#helluvanight"} +{"tweet": "We couldn't find a place to eat so we sat near the game section in the SC and spotted people from my high school screaming with a headset \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I love celery #healthy"} +{"tweet": "car sickness <<<"} +{"tweet": "The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work."} +{"tweet": "Haunted houses with Hailey and @peeler10"} +{"tweet": "Game Night was Awesome."} +{"tweet": "Freaking out for surgery. \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@ksnyde02 we'll have to get lunch or something sometime! #missyou"} +{"tweet": "This girl is really hungry .."} +{"tweet": "I hope you like me as much as I like you.."} +{"tweet": "That was about someone too"} +{"tweet": "@hotdiggedydemon not funny."} +{"tweet": "The past will try to claw it's way back like a demon rips at your soul. Stay strong and remember the past is past for a reason. #truth"} +{"tweet": "Can this day be over already? Just wanna go home and watch the Bachelor \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@kenziboyle stuff"} +{"tweet": "Put my phone on my roof top of my car and drove off like a dumbass"} +{"tweet": "Marquette oh how I missed youu(:"} +{"tweet": "I hope when I do have kids they'll be at least half as cute as my cousins' kids."} +{"tweet": "So freaking humid"} +{"tweet": "@Mattzeigler22 hire me"} +{"tweet": "Finally done with school!!! #Summer here I come!!! Blasting that Sinatra on the way home! \\u2600\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@B_Swelly good luck this year buddy!!"} +{"tweet": "I love seeing tour groups walk by looking all innocent. Wait until this place takes away every ounce of your soul and dignity.....go bucks!"} +{"tweet": "@mttatanner my mind is blown right now and I can't get it to understand that I'm not you haha"} +{"tweet": "Hope @PerrinSimone is putting her video on YouTube tonight!!!! #impatient #cantwaittohearit <3"} +{"tweet": "@felicia_jean girl you know I love ya!"} +{"tweet": "@Sam_i_amm_ haha no I meant it!"} +{"tweet": "I love @its_albright2 \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "IS IT NORMAL TO FEEL YOUR CONTACTS IN YOUR EYES?!"} +{"tweet": "Knowing that you'll always be in my life makes it ten times harder for me to fully let you go.\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "My hand is killing me mother nature took her toll on me"} +{"tweet": "That stick in the corner was just the #Bruins 7th man"} +{"tweet": "literally every present I got revolves around one direction. I'm okay with that. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@MaxEden just making sure you're not going to work at 730 am lol \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@TimmyHayes12 go to Sugar Grove and we can shot hoops."} +{"tweet": "@TaylorMathews that's no fun! Not that I'm aware of everyone's just in bed or watching tv tonight :/"} +{"tweet": "At the Train Museum for the second time in less than a week #allaboard \\ud83d\\ude82"} +{"tweet": "@Omfgtoriexo_ WHY"} +{"tweet": "I swear I cod see forever in your eyes."} +{"tweet": "Taco bell>>>>"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna go get pierced"} +{"tweet": "My dreams could be made into movies. No lie."} +{"tweet": "I figured out why there's no traffic on 85. Cause everyone is ALREADY AT CRACKER BARREL."} +{"tweet": "@mickeydingdong it was all muscle"} +{"tweet": "#RATCHET"} +{"tweet": "Day 2 down and I'm already ready to go home #sickOfRunning #3MoreDays"} +{"tweet": "I hate writing papers, then typing them. #prettylame \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@emma_stone428 you're welcome \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Wish my phone had a cancel button."} +{"tweet": "even the best fall down sometimes"} +{"tweet": "@TruWhiteMamba lol... *"} +{"tweet": "Someone should have a fire tonight"} +{"tweet": "Bedtime for me \\ud83d\\ude34 night guys!!"} +{"tweet": "Why wait another day?"} +{"tweet": "Thatta boy Rizzo"} +{"tweet": "Turned on Xbox and looks at what I am doing, GIF or play?"} +{"tweet": "As nauseous as the Evil Dead trailer made me, odds are I'll still go see it #horrormovieobsession"} +{"tweet": "@p1nkflaming0 actually, kinda yeah..."} +{"tweet": "@burk_josh24 truitt. And Blaine Sellers"} +{"tweet": "@amycarol2005 @Tiffygrl yeah!!! That's awesome gal! Congrats!"} +{"tweet": "@KFarley182 That just made me sooo much more excited for the movie \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@AlvinPack I know I know (:"} +{"tweet": "Happy bday to @tbrew97 . With this special day being today, I will be expecting you being my boy for now on\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Honestly, why do I care about anyone? #screwyouall #haha"} +{"tweet": "Seriously."} +{"tweet": "@always_andy_ Oh two days \\ud83d\\udc4f will do bby byeee"} +{"tweet": "To the window to the window to the walls to the walls\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I really need to get new piercings."} +{"tweet": "Grizzlies beat the Lakers \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Budweiser commercial with the Clydesdale is best!!"} +{"tweet": "I don't need to see your work. I will have my vengeance."} +{"tweet": "Might of found a good one this time. #HesAKeeper #HappyHappyHappy"} +{"tweet": "The thing that I love the most about The Killers is that their lyrics are so different"} +{"tweet": "@gdpipher this is what we've been waiting for, this is it boys, this is war. The president is on the line,\\n\\nAS 99 RED BALLOONS GO BY!"} +{"tweet": "@ilabrodeur BEST IDEA"} +{"tweet": "@CoffeyLindsay I told him to stop. You're good now."} +{"tweet": "So stressed about this test tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "If we get in trouble for playing hide n go seek in the school even though Lansing gave us permission I'm going to flip on them."} +{"tweet": "@Rosalyn_Jen its okay, I'm a walking emotional wreck on a daily basis...you're not alone"} +{"tweet": "NOOO that was a pick all day"} +{"tweet": "@brookieliciouus teach me how to do a split"} +{"tweet": "42; I MISS YOU SO MUCH"} +{"tweet": "So sick of the one direction movie commercial"} +{"tweet": "@katelynjuliaxx u should prob get that fixed cause now a cop is more likely to pull you over kk xoxo"} +{"tweet": "Watching the DVD menu of #Perks while it loops until my friend gets here. Even it still gives me chills. Love this movie/story so much."} +{"tweet": "Macklemore looks like @AJDinger"} +{"tweet": "less than 4 hours of sleep \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@Nlundy00 with breathalyzer"} +{"tweet": "first time having a bubbas burrito \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@ayyoitsteens u would be scared to death if u saw me right now"} +{"tweet": "But like, the first hunger games film was shit."} +{"tweet": "Less angry tho... Peaceful folk."} +{"tweet": "The good ol american way....#Trap"} +{"tweet": "@Eleni_Kiriakou1 don't worry about it"} +{"tweet": "Double date to Olive Garden tonight with @highitsheather and #matt"} +{"tweet": "@altiltrum probs not my grandparents are still here so I'll probably drive"} +{"tweet": "@treyharveyy @FairyOverlord who else would this be about\\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "Successfully tweeted 100 times today. I need a life."} +{"tweet": "Yes because I wants to hear. \\People still hate you\\\" EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO ANYBODY\""} +{"tweet": "I remember when I swallowed my first watermelon seed ... \\nI really thought a watermelon was going to grow inside me"} +{"tweet": "Mom ..... i lovee you"} +{"tweet": "Cowboy defense donated 45 points tonight in honor of #Ditka"} +{"tweet": "Whoops there goes the shit I have out the door \\ud83d\\udca8"} +{"tweet": "Spent the night watching Despicable Me 2 with @Stetson_4, yep. he loves me :) \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@Devon619 exact reason why you love me haha"} +{"tweet": "I'm missing a knitting needle. This is an emergency."} +{"tweet": "So we're sequestered then?"} +{"tweet": "@NemireMK @hauschjake brownies >>> \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Just two minutes that's all I need"} +{"tweet": "@nfl @VerizonWireless spam"} +{"tweet": "@kellibelly5 so am I !!!"} +{"tweet": "let's watch \\cracking your genetic code\\\" so i can find out who my real dad is\""} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude49"} +{"tweet": "Last week in L town, lets drink, drank, drunk \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@jkelly_IV thanks Joseph \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@emilyminner1 because you're good. It's a tough course. #loveyou"} +{"tweet": "\\A person who truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Well that journey into the city took an interesting turn... @kfuchs3 \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@StarStruckNYC awesome body"} +{"tweet": "It's you and me and all of the people and I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you"} +{"tweet": "Somebody bring me dinner \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Damn I wake up to Korn jamming out on tv"} +{"tweet": "@johnsonmjessa whatchya watching"} +{"tweet": "Gonna be nice relaxing at home this weekend for the first time"} +{"tweet": "Who has snapchat."} +{"tweet": "you need to stop"} +{"tweet": "@alll_shookup I just don't understand some people..."} +{"tweet": "@SmoosieQ I'm extremely jealous. I really wish I could be there. Go Chelsea!"} +{"tweet": "You make my day:)"} +{"tweet": "We all remember the pain of the last two years...hell, the last 18 years!!! Perhaps this is the team to end the suffering. #Braves"} +{"tweet": "THAT'S MY BOYS!! Way to pull out a win. 45-6\\ud83c\\udfc8\\ud83c\\udfc8\\ud83c\\udfc8\\ud83c\\udfc8\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@Timsanity_1 babysitting:("} +{"tweet": "\\I'd rather have sex the that bench\\\" hahahahahahahaha emily no\""} +{"tweet": "I feel so successful when I manage to finish all my homework early"} +{"tweet": "I love how people know exactly how bad the new doctor is going to be without actually him. It's almost like they have their own Tardis?"} +{"tweet": "It's so weird how every random car on the highway has people in it who think you're just a random car on the highway"} +{"tweet": "But for real though she is most obnoxious person at this game. #hearherformiles"} +{"tweet": "@AmberDobbins2 we've had this discussion before, do not k me."} +{"tweet": "Love spending time with my family. \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@JacksonLang24 love you too"} +{"tweet": "@oliviagerard1 @regaan8 awe haha. You guys will get the hang of it"} +{"tweet": "You cannot top the rap battle in 8 mile. #classic"} +{"tweet": "I love turning my favorite shows & my chores into drinking games. So much more enjoyable."} +{"tweet": "It's funny how I have to TEXT you, CALL you, or MAKE plans in order to make this relationship work. I AM DONE."} +{"tweet": "@SavannaFrane @lyden21 :)"} +{"tweet": "Freshman in Russell worried about their animal science exam... Lol because everyone has that exam #noobs"} +{"tweet": "Dooood. Gone!"} +{"tweet": "@James_Barry13 thanks \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Listening to #BestSongEver while sitting in the sun :)"} +{"tweet": "Prayers to the person who's car crashed on the highway ): and flipped"} +{"tweet": "@hannah_cooperrr okay, sounds good! :)"} +{"tweet": "My parents trying to break us up. Oh no. Oh no you don't."} +{"tweet": "Whoooooo wants to go to a wedding"} +{"tweet": "@Jazmyne_Boyd_11 miss u too jazz"} +{"tweet": "@Hogue54 just text me cause it won't let me send you anything back ."} +{"tweet": "@katiebeasleyy those ked's too"} +{"tweet": "I'm not really sure why I like you?\\u00bf"} +{"tweet": "Why is it not letting me send tweets!?"} +{"tweet": "@Bryce_Hax @Steven_Murray14 this really helped me. 10/10"} +{"tweet": "I would blame never sleeping on it being summer, but I never have been able to fall asleep at a decent hour. Don't even know how to anymore"} +{"tweet": "@__FatAmy hahaha probably! Cops love me"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had money thrown at me at a red light. #BreakingBadMarathon"} +{"tweet": "Despicable Me \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I have one extra pistons ticket for tomorrow anyone want to come"} +{"tweet": "@NWA_Volume_1 I'm really sorry about that. I do remember seeing you in a doorway for a second, but I became distracted."} +{"tweet": "Cars >>> everything else"} +{"tweet": "cant believe you just said that honestly"} +{"tweet": "Hoping for the best, but always expecting the worst"} +{"tweet": "Damn I be 8 dollars negative in that Yorktown lunch account"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand why we gotta fight about the same damn thing over and over again"} +{"tweet": "Wild for the night"} +{"tweet": "But just one night couldn't be so wrong \\nYou make me wanna lose controlllll"} +{"tweet": "@cheyennelynn35 yay \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Syllabus week and were not going out...kinda disappointed"} +{"tweet": "@IamHunterGlass @davemorrissey64 hell yeah he does \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "My dad and great grandma together >> #Hilarious"} +{"tweet": "@kaylijudson remember when we were like 8 and we used to swear to the songs in the back of the car and think we were so fuckin cool \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "\\@SweeetTexter If you need me, call me.\\n\\nI don't care if I'm \\n- sleeping\\n- having my own problems\\n- angry with you.\\n\\nI'll be there for you.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@annaramacher don't say that I might cry"} +{"tweet": "A little girl at work proudly showed me her Hannah Montana pin on her backpack today.. I cringed a little."} +{"tweet": "@sidney_stond ahhahahaha those I can't wait to see \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Only time will tell !"} +{"tweet": "I kinda wish it would storm tonight.."} +{"tweet": "Dinning at the neighbors #goodtimes"} +{"tweet": "I hate people."} +{"tweet": "@jnagy_ @CyleCalmese @Emerica not in about 2 weeks. I've skated them to death and they're getting retired very soon"} +{"tweet": "@ChaseHayball He wanted 1800. It has like 220,000 miles"} +{"tweet": "@Joey_beast3 @Jasson_Wilson we will all go then terrified forest!\\u261d"} +{"tweet": "Like now that the one show I wanted to be in the most I've done, I'm onto into the woods"} +{"tweet": "a Red Sox game this afternoon and preseason NFL tonight..well done Sunday."} +{"tweet": "@whitneyk12 @RonBurgundy220 @BrookeKimbrel2 CAN WE PLEASE"} +{"tweet": "ERIN OMG CALL ME @ErinPotoskie"} +{"tweet": "I could lay out in the sun all day #missthis \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "I'm so thankful for good friends \\ud83d\\udc99 @amnixon89 @Aen04Amelia"} +{"tweet": "@AmandaJoKay @nafan_catron \\ud83d\\ude4b I don't like them lol."} +{"tweet": "@lilll_pea @harryholbrook Harrison you have unlimited bc you had the plan before they stopped having unlimited"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna go to fuckin bed"} +{"tweet": "@BornnSwankinn thanks bro! I gotta celebration for us for football season!"} +{"tweet": "Its going to be great when i get to see @Day_Slack"} +{"tweet": "A lot of my capabilities on campus are diminished because I can't find any of my 3 Rowan cards... #RowanProblems"} +{"tweet": "\\@Fro_125: Wish @freckle476 would have got sick and came skiing today !\\\" I wish I could have, but we were swamped at work! :(\""} +{"tweet": "I'm nicer when I'm sick. if I'm not nice to you then you're just plain dumb"} +{"tweet": "I want to be on Jackass so bad"} +{"tweet": "@jennaldewan @danielditomasso if you won't take him, I will!"} +{"tweet": "Me- that movie looks legit. \\nMom- to legit to quit \\nIdk where she gets this stuff \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 @kygal03"} +{"tweet": "2 hours of traffic maybe traveled 5 miles. Not even."} +{"tweet": "A very good night with all my friends."} +{"tweet": "Jesus Alyssa tweets a lot"} +{"tweet": "@LoganElverud42 never doing anything rebellious again"} +{"tweet": "Um a resident just complained to me because his English muffin wasn't perfectly round........"} +{"tweet": "God is preparing you for what He has already prepared for you.\\n\\n@ChristineCaine"} +{"tweet": "@erikanorcross I'm in Long Island doing the same thing!"} +{"tweet": "Running over a cat -____-\\n#sorrykitty"} +{"tweet": "Jared.. Sit down! I have friends who are women and soldiers. My grandmother was in the army and were much more brave than your sexist ideas\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "#wheniwas12 if me n my gf fought it was over with fuck making up"} +{"tweet": "Someone come overrrrr \\ud83d\\ude4f please"} +{"tweet": "WOW I HATE U CASSIE why do u always take my phone and tweet people u stupid whore \\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "I'm praying that it storms"} +{"tweet": "I've pretty much given up hope on humanity"} +{"tweet": "the past is the past & I can't change it"} +{"tweet": "Live it up."} +{"tweet": "Being able to play golf in my back yard >>>>"} +{"tweet": "@TRawTheGreat JV won varsity lost"} +{"tweet": "Why am I not surprised..."} +{"tweet": "@Aaron_Hapka @dstinar @adam_howy33 @anniepahlen @alondrabelll I think we all did! & yes we have to do this again #samegroup"} +{"tweet": "@maddyinverso7 yes"} +{"tweet": "Someone buy me The Great Gatsby. #LoveIt"} +{"tweet": "Wait i was just thinking about how i wanna see chiodos at warped and i realized ive seen them before haha"} +{"tweet": "@SoccerManiac55 you should make grammar your new friend. :)"} +{"tweet": "Tiffani might indent my face so excuse my face tomorrow. @Tiffani2195"} +{"tweet": "Strawberries with sugar. #dabomb"} +{"tweet": "If i can still hear these annoying as faggots on the bus, my music is not loud enough"} +{"tweet": "\\have a mind that is open to everything, and attached to nothing.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Treadmills are ill suited for those of us that cannot run in a straight line. Where my fellow zig zag runners at?!"} +{"tweet": "@_CatherineM I can't fall asleep! #FirstWorldProblems"} +{"tweet": "Tomlin's little smirk after he did that little foot on the field thing pissed me off"} +{"tweet": "@Matt_Monz01 yeah I want to"} +{"tweet": "These ditches are way over grown. Find a mower people. Ditches be crazy! #roadtrip"} +{"tweet": "@morgan_dawn15 as in alot you mean just you!"} +{"tweet": "@RobynMarieCler going to Chicago again without you! First time in forever that's happened. #missyou #internationalbff"} +{"tweet": "Perfect! Lets get a selfish unathletic lefty who can't hit a jumper..great pick! NOT! Put me in the draft room!"} +{"tweet": "@coorsbrah I swear im throwing up tonight last night was a warm up"} +{"tweet": "@ash_ackkk I rememberd that! When?"} +{"tweet": "@_KatherineWebb famous overnight#bamawomen"} +{"tweet": "For once I am actually looking forward to February. Friends, celebrations and tomfoolery."} +{"tweet": "She called me a swag fag when I wear cut offs ."} +{"tweet": "Woke up before my alarm went off and I thought it was the weekend. I only cried for 5 minutes. A sad poem written by yours truly."} +{"tweet": "I'm in a great mood now. Plus it feels awesome outside"} +{"tweet": "To the guy sitting behind me, holy sexy British accent #GetAtMe"} +{"tweet": "CJ Miles still got a pretty stroke"} +{"tweet": "Toaster Strudel \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Too young to hold on and too old to just break free and run\\ud83c\\udfa7"} +{"tweet": "@SCOTTHALLNWO a lot better Scott"} +{"tweet": "@AnissaMeyer can't wait! \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83c\\udf89"} +{"tweet": "@TaylorRice15 we are going to have to babysit you in kitchen."} +{"tweet": "@sierradeimling hahahah"} +{"tweet": "And when I stop thinking about you, you text me."} +{"tweet": "Yea you ignoring me sure makes it seem like Im perfect and you're crazy about me..... #lol"} +{"tweet": "I wish you'd disappear"} +{"tweet": "@Bill_Michaels I agree. Looks a bit like James Starks in '10."} +{"tweet": "I hate getting up early. \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@Dat_kray ja feel bro!!! @dubbD4. Keep it 100"} +{"tweet": "@Jeremy_Greek come take my two to be adopted"} +{"tweet": "It's only 8? My god, I thought it was around 11...I need to get out of this house and do something literally dying I'm still that bored"} +{"tweet": "You Lead \\\\\\\\ Jamie Grace is exactly how I feel right now. Word for word it fits me."} +{"tweet": "@cmoe35 8675309"} +{"tweet": "@toribatchelor @AlexisKoder I'm sorry I'll admit that was a little uncalled for. I sincerely apologize for my misbehavior."} +{"tweet": "\\Did we like.. Not get invited to grandmas funeral?\\\" \\\"Bud, she hasn't died yet..\\\" Oh gotta love Mitchell.\""} +{"tweet": "Time to listen to my drum major tape!!"} +{"tweet": "Well I've never had one of my contacts fall out while I was driving. I guess there's a first time for everything."} +{"tweet": "@mads_dawson absolutely"} +{"tweet": "Anyone who believes Ohio St. deserves no2 after that game is a moron. #IronBowl #WarEagle"} +{"tweet": "@AlyssaaCheyenne would you have @'d him? \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Elenaaaaa37 i dont think so baby"} +{"tweet": "@TylerrMinaj ughhh. I hope"} +{"tweet": "@Conley_35 \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Dude, it should be illegal to look that good #sexyass #ohhotdamn"} +{"tweet": "I only want you."} +{"tweet": "This is gonna be a long night #Sick"} +{"tweet": "@nessabug101 I don't think you had to go, I'll tell them you had to babysit if you want me too."} +{"tweet": "What if I was a bad ass and a fighter... #ohgod"} +{"tweet": "@carly_brow oh god lets hope \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Playing Virginia for our last ACC Championship... No better way to go out than with a win on Sunday !"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Nothing will rain on my parade tomorrow.. Unless the rain is candy then bring it on \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Hello FL! Only two more hours to St. Augustine to see @dmathis23 !!!"} +{"tweet": "Cant wait to graduate, get a job, and move out #badvibes"} +{"tweet": "It's so nice out \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "@Katelynnequinnn text me ok \\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "Today was great up until now. Honestly thought my own mother would be happy that I got accepted into a college"} +{"tweet": "This girl has apple bottom jeans"} +{"tweet": "@KovarRae gosh darn"} +{"tweet": "@LaurenDonovan17 I was going to bring my mom out to dinner and was thinking of going there for the first time but it'd be after 9 \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "So tired but done doing the girls hair hope they liked it:) @heather_yeager @xojadynxo @CathyMonroy and Anna:)"} +{"tweet": "There's no real people where I'm from"} +{"tweet": "@LisaPSUMOM thanks! I'm trying! :)"} +{"tweet": "IM HUNGRY"} +{"tweet": "@austward1 when are you done with your kent thing tomorrow ?"} +{"tweet": "@jVanAnden every tweet you have about me, I've tweeted it.... Sad...."} +{"tweet": "@Trill_Daughter eye"} +{"tweet": "we (Christians) discover our gifts by serving. Paper tests reveal who we want to be. Ministry reveals who God has destined us to be."} +{"tweet": "@PhillUpMyDrank heck yes"} +{"tweet": "My hives cleared up\\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "I got more to say then a dictionary"} +{"tweet": "so it is dinner and game of thrones night at father's tonight. who really turns up"} +{"tweet": "Toot it & Boot it @EvansT33"} +{"tweet": "@Zellen_ Especially right now."} +{"tweet": "@The_TWalker @King_Brown27 , thanks but no."} +{"tweet": "Nothing makes a girl more insecure about their body than driving down a gravel road..."} +{"tweet": "@FoxNewsFan but u can't buy a gun on the net without it going to a FFL dealer where you get a background check and u can't sell on Craigsli"} +{"tweet": "@terrellmack63 hahah yeah dude I currently still am my ride cancelled on me!"} +{"tweet": "@IDKLana #mhmm"} +{"tweet": "@justyn_bencina do you not like Bigfoot. Or little foot from the land before time."} +{"tweet": "The rest of my night consists of talking to my amazing bf, playing my computer game, pandora, and prolly a cup of coffe later\\u2764 #greatnight"} +{"tweet": "One more hour till Indy bound"} +{"tweet": "Much love and respect for @b2the_k you played great tonight man, go out there and tear up Fredrick next week!"} +{"tweet": "I feel so much better now."} +{"tweet": "This stuff is the loudest."} +{"tweet": "Debating if i should get my car slammed or just lower it like 2 inches."} +{"tweet": "I call bullshit"} +{"tweet": "i miss @NewBreedEntt"} +{"tweet": "Tired of being so tired all the time."} +{"tweet": "I'm such an outsider."} +{"tweet": "I've never been so fucking sick of a fucking song as much as I am fucking sick and fucking tired of hearing goddamn fucking the way"} +{"tweet": "@weavekhalifaa @c_hunter11 @blackee_minaj @jtidd11 @ebinstratton1 @cutliptrent @accidentaldope_ am I sister \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "If you have an Irish accent you're automatically more attractive. #Irish #sexy"} +{"tweet": "@tabb_xo \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "seriously having an anxiety attack"} +{"tweet": "@StephanOpaski turn down for what"} +{"tweet": "You can tell you're showing off"} +{"tweet": "You faggot"} +{"tweet": "Happy 4th have fun and be safe"} +{"tweet": "Haaaa at least my alcohol will love me back \\ud83d\\ude0f<33"} +{"tweet": "#frustrated"} +{"tweet": "@ikeranch right behind me, definitely"} +{"tweet": "finite care of someone #carrying a planet's last trickle of water in his cupped hands, Luke drew both sets of foreign ene"} +{"tweet": "I miss how you were only funny around me"} +{"tweet": "@iangeigernchc i feel that way about people who do web design and don't respond to emails. Happens alot ;)"} +{"tweet": "I hate girl code. I also hate guy code. Manswers is more my style. #hilarious #butreally"} +{"tweet": "I love lifetime movies."} +{"tweet": "@Timbull27 looks delicious today. \\n#Tempting"} +{"tweet": "@shelb_hiatt @MegDischar25 I don't have Dan's number to ask!"} +{"tweet": "@Viviviviviiana nah, you were the one who tweeted it"} +{"tweet": "I NEED to go to the chiropractor ASAP #dying #oldlady"} +{"tweet": "@shelby_crenshaw thank you!! But I had no idea what I was doing when I was running bases, and I just embarrassed myself lol"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "Remember, Kansas City is sitting eight of its top players today, not even in pads"} +{"tweet": "Just wish @ashleighbiotch would go out"} +{"tweet": "I thought that joke was funny"} +{"tweet": "Braces off at 2 tomorrow #cantcomefastenough"} +{"tweet": "@omgjanne Ugh, I'm dreading traffic. I have to be at Consol by 5:45 for work. :("} +{"tweet": "Oh great lol, that just looks lovely."} +{"tweet": "My room feels like a freezer."} +{"tweet": "Just had the weirdest thing happen to me laying in bed and can't go to sleep. Maybe fate does exist... #happenedforareason"} +{"tweet": "@kacie2157 @miilkkk you and me both sista"} +{"tweet": "@Beastmode_106 GREEK ?"} +{"tweet": "Okay, yes it was about you."} +{"tweet": "Life isn't perfect, but it does have it's perfect moments.."} +{"tweet": "Well first I tried to jump through the window and fell off but I sprinted back and tried through the door instead\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@DallasJamery I know dude. it's like finding a needle In a haystack tho."} +{"tweet": "The Cubs have 20+ blown saves this year. Ouch."} +{"tweet": "I think I might pass out with headphones in and listening to music just in case someone calls me and has something to do"} +{"tweet": "I officially own two laptops don't judge me"} +{"tweet": "@jakelagania12 sorry."} +{"tweet": "@MariahBrooking hahaha! I think it's from putting my hands on my knees. #overloadtwerking"} +{"tweet": "@AmyFentress get the door roger"} +{"tweet": "Uh oh, someone saw my tweet \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I have this issue where I like to watch the people as the drive by or as we drive by them & I think it freaks them out"} +{"tweet": "Yayayayay @jordankilloren @hannahkilloren and @killoren23 are coming home! #missedyouguys"} +{"tweet": "@bj_valentine did you see the Emmy Hahn situation?!"} +{"tweet": "Million dollar question, Stormcloaks or Imperials?"} +{"tweet": "Twitter makes you realize how insane everyoneee is. Twitter is detrimental to our society."} +{"tweet": "Good morning Weather World!"} +{"tweet": "I couldn't paint with my left hand if my depended on it."} +{"tweet": "@micisick good luck with that\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Oomf is gorgeous !"} +{"tweet": "Snakes on a Drone #ReplaceMovieNameWithDrone"} +{"tweet": "@Alycia_Howe love you too, girl <3"} +{"tweet": "@NotCocky_JusMe I don't go to east, I'm not Even in school yet lbs"} +{"tweet": "#TellMeWhy I have the best boyfriend in the world <3."} +{"tweet": "That's so dumb"} +{"tweet": "@omgtylur @og_swank_fox lmao. Alright. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I'd rather stay in bed with my baby cats"} +{"tweet": "CARDIO GAME RHYNO"} +{"tweet": "God pleaseeeeee let me get this job \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "I'd rather be let down than be a let down."} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@BballProblemz: Hitting a crazy shot at the buzzer, but you're down by so much that nobody even cares... #BasketballProblems\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "@Olesen44 @MadisonConaway bout time to cAsh it in"} +{"tweet": "Driving for over 24 hours straight has somehow gotten to become old. Get me outta this car"} +{"tweet": "What if I just press snooze one moreee tiiiimmme"} +{"tweet": "If only I could study\\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "@Cecconi140 that might be more terrifying than people can handle."} +{"tweet": "@TwiggieStick find me a pretty one! :))"} +{"tweet": "@ThAbLuEpRiNt_VC only difference between the 2 is the scanner. Same phone. And how you do that?"} +{"tweet": "I can finally say I'm okay with all of this. And be completely happy."} +{"tweet": "and thats my story for the day"} +{"tweet": "Look over at my neighbor's notebook in our advanced Italian lit course taught w/out any English to see he has written just the date & \\ciao\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Over time ha"} +{"tweet": "Gonna be free balling it when I leave the gym. Hate forgetting my compressions."} +{"tweet": "Ok"} +{"tweet": "dont wanna take this stupid test tomorrow.."} +{"tweet": "@soave_anthony haha I would but my bed is very comfy, but I really hate the fact that you don't have school tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "Such a beautiful afternoon to have off \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "@charliee_bellee ditto \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@terabitha84 is not responding to me, I hope she's okay"} +{"tweet": "@kristinawtf Omg I'm in love with him"} +{"tweet": "Lol i love when j say bfe and people are like wheres that...."} +{"tweet": "My cousin is taking shots of orange juice to the head...."} +{"tweet": "If you don't text back with a smiley face or an emoji when I say something funny, fuck you whore"} +{"tweet": "@AwkwardLogs they steal I get the deal"} +{"tweet": "What even"} +{"tweet": "She sucked dick & caught feelings my fault how?"} +{"tweet": "@KiersyLee @xxxx_Emmy @britty0721wish you were here <3 love and miss youuuu! Xoxoxox"} +{"tweet": "About to not sweep boston, gonna win the world series?"} +{"tweet": "@JohnStammen he didn't give a shit"} +{"tweet": "Oh, Is that your plan?"} +{"tweet": "I love that @Mr_Carissimi is directing me to Starbucks from Ohio. #MiamiEd #misshim \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@shabnam_17 I love you hahaha"} +{"tweet": "The only thing keeping me alive is my heater!"} +{"tweet": "@joannefeely @carrieunderwood I'm watching her in the sound of music right meow \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Haha #thestruggle"} +{"tweet": "Hope everyone is well on their way into a food coma with the awesome company of family! \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@Blittle22 @Blakegf_35 @shawsomeness34 @NobodyFeiner you're all coming home?"} +{"tweet": "Retweet this If you wanna text :) \\n#Bored && need someone to talk to !!"} +{"tweet": "Having a productive day! Cleaned my car, built a shelf, cleaned a closet & ordered a new debit card. Now for some homework & clean my room!"} +{"tweet": "The show destroys 2k13"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to get married one day so I can let myself go."} +{"tweet": "\\...And I'm like, I can name A LOT of things that taste as good as skinny feels!\\\"-Jennifer Lawrence\""} +{"tweet": "@AIRMAX720 I leave saturday for the beach for a week.. Do you want it before I go or after?"} +{"tweet": "I'm really gonna try and save myself for marriage."} +{"tweet": "@mfuller6 @colediablo I don't think sooooo"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to come work at outback..? I know you want to!!"} +{"tweet": "Lol. You are pathetic."} +{"tweet": "Everyone should have a best friend like max. But you don't. Only Ryan and I."} +{"tweet": "SAME IN TAYLORS ROOM RACHEAL"} +{"tweet": "Seeing @MayganRamsey >>>> ;)"} +{"tweet": "Amazing job Bedford Football!! Lets keep em comin!!!!"} +{"tweet": "It's test sets, what ungodly set could he have in mind for us... #PreparedToDie"} +{"tweet": "@kelsberke watched Dear Zachary.... Bawled my eyes out \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "You give and you take, you come and you go \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@DavidEversole3 maybe..dependa"} +{"tweet": "How I met your mother is killin me! Get Marshall and Marvin to the wedding and let's get this wedding on the road"} +{"tweet": "@lscullyy02 I FUCKING TEXTED YOU YOU KEEP BRINGING THIS SHIT TO TWTTER just shut the fuck up Jesus Chris"} +{"tweet": "@ladolicious_ it's the Ritz"} +{"tweet": "All ready to go and no one else is #wtf #couldstillbesleeping"} +{"tweet": "props to @AustinKempKFX76 for retweeting that tweet so i could quote it. #yourewelcome"} +{"tweet": "@iamhallecooper yeah right. Some of mine are like that."} +{"tweet": "@TotaliTaurean i wonder the same damn thing"} +{"tweet": "I could drink Gatorade alllll day"} +{"tweet": "Regents are overrated"} +{"tweet": "Troy Aikmen looking for that 4 pt field goal. #NFL"} +{"tweet": "Picking ice out my hair and eyeball"} +{"tweet": "#victoriablissmagazine I love you ny state"} +{"tweet": "@TheDizzleShow let them know a celebrity is coming to town"} +{"tweet": "Jimmy talks too himself when he plays Madden"} +{"tweet": "@no_TORI_us @KayCulp On a serious note, Your Love Never Fails by Jesus Culture is amazing. Never heard JC until now"} +{"tweet": "@_Brittt__ country music brings out the best in me lol"} +{"tweet": "Down to the last 3 cup winners left in the playoffs"} +{"tweet": "@jst0nee HAHAHHA SCORE"} +{"tweet": "@Nashgrier if you're ratchet I'm a zombie"} +{"tweet": "@Buckets_McNasty \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I really hope I never have to see that GoDaddy commercial from last night ever again. \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "@quincybowman I'll go with you"} +{"tweet": "Chelsea dagger is a great song when those annoying Chicago fans aren't playing it @Katiie_Fallon"} +{"tweet": "@DBake10_ gay"} +{"tweet": "I'd like to think otherwise but I'm left out a lot."} +{"tweet": "Just realized @FLAGALine is in Summer Jam by @jakeowen \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc9c #myjam"} +{"tweet": "@FillWerrell scoreboard"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealJajuan thanks man, good luck this year and you all go win state!"} +{"tweet": "What noise is coming out of that foreigners mouth oh my god I can't \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "When you get that unsettling feeling in your stomach <<<"} +{"tweet": "this Instagram update is confusing"} +{"tweet": "This is the longest Sunday shift everrrrr"} +{"tweet": "on Two and a Half Men Jake asks Charlie what happens when you die? @ali_knorr @IThinkItsTine #seriouslypissed"} +{"tweet": "\\@Country_Words: And I wish I had my arms around you, but I'll just dream of you instead. -Darius Rucker\\\" #Amen\""} +{"tweet": "@lloyd_brittany thanks! :)"} +{"tweet": "Wow fuck. That one woke me up. God pls stahp smiting"} +{"tweet": "He's also going to get someone hit but hey who cares."} +{"tweet": "I'm literally sore from all the walking I do all the time \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@QuintWiles chill bro I think I saw him by your house shaking his head"} +{"tweet": "@BradSeeMyWeimer @findinforrester haha the show is good , no denying it"} +{"tweet": "@toridaviss oh okay \\ud83d\\ude02 what was he on"} +{"tweet": "Oh Jack. If only you were half as clever as you think you are. #Revenge"} +{"tweet": "There's never enough icing in the toaster streudal packets"} +{"tweet": "I'm gunna miss my little pee wee too \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "I actually am terrified to drive home."} +{"tweet": "@kaybedo Agree 100%!"} +{"tweet": "Radioactive is so perfect"} +{"tweet": "I'm kinda hateful. #sorryboutit"} +{"tweet": "Every night up in the club, trickin with a different thug, thought I'd never fall in love than I met you. \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Picked up some excellent new music from @tylerbatts. Really enjoying it. You need to pick this up."} +{"tweet": "Incognito :)"} +{"tweet": "@NastayAl Bring him here, he can sleep with me\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\udc36\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I watched 90210 all day and did some of my summer reading for about an hour. Wow"} +{"tweet": "Two faced is all you are"} +{"tweet": "Seriously though. Love 90's music"} +{"tweet": "We have some new tech for the house. We are going to try and set it up tonight and watch it's awesomeness. #ZWAVE #TheNextBigThing"} +{"tweet": "well this is getting old and annoying. #wtf"} +{"tweet": "Sooooo you should text me"} +{"tweet": "@JimmyErmer @IJH_ what?"} +{"tweet": "@jaxiithaa needs to reply faster. Before I shoot myself."} +{"tweet": "@JakeLeach you mother lover... i'm coming over."} +{"tweet": "I never wanna out baby Levi down, he's so adorable \\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "@20somethinstu that's comin up, huh? April 21st?"} +{"tweet": "Yay @Uber @Uber_NYC saved me from the taxi cab line from hell #FB"} +{"tweet": "@Witherspoon22 I'm your friend!"} +{"tweet": "Time is going wayyy to slow! #nightclass #gahhhh"} +{"tweet": "@laina622 do you have a firehouse subs in your city? That beats them all."} +{"tweet": "So much pain.. #sick :("} +{"tweet": "All in a days work \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "The only thing getting me through school right now is the hockey game later and that tomorrow's Friday"} +{"tweet": "@Thoroughbred2 pizza and life"} +{"tweet": "Someone please text me."} +{"tweet": "The South will rise again!!"} +{"tweet": "That moment when you first wake up, and all that shit that happened last night could have been a dream... But then you remember, it wasn't."} +{"tweet": "@cameron_shore true true."} +{"tweet": "Game tonight?"} +{"tweet": "Idle Thought: Generally, I\\u2019ve never been really big on \\u201c-isms.\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "You're telling me like I care..... Uh no."} +{"tweet": "Ya bish"} +{"tweet": "@_BossBelle @_Cousin_ @shireneaintshit probably an illuminati symbol"} +{"tweet": "Maybe I'm stuck in the past"} +{"tweet": "Egg & cheese bagel \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "so fuck it. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Just #prevprevtweet"} +{"tweet": "@jessicakarram FOUND MY SANTA EARRING \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "this place is going insane tonight super busy"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to see my bro tomorrow! #ElderEpperson"} +{"tweet": "@lexxx_hoshal get better. #loveyou"} +{"tweet": "Good day with @em_jenkins3 #BeenTooLong"} +{"tweet": "@Andreaa_Murphy #letsbefriends"} +{"tweet": "@freska68 thanks (: remember; it's all for you.."} +{"tweet": "Branton you are cute son of bitch."} +{"tweet": "Morning munchies"} +{"tweet": "This pre-calc test is going to rape me tomorrow #notready"} +{"tweet": "My backpack is heavier than life...that's pretty heavy. #backiskillingme"} +{"tweet": "Going to bed with a smile on my face :)"} +{"tweet": "@AllieMcNugget nope, but it's a confusing night. I want to go out but I don't want to drink..."} +{"tweet": "Don't you ever say I just walked away, I will always want you."} +{"tweet": "What are we gonna do..what are we gonna do"} +{"tweet": "I can never fall asleep when I want to. I'm wide awake now"} +{"tweet": "\\You can't runaway-runaway, you gotta face the truth\\\"- @SnoopDogg\""} +{"tweet": "@jenniferlynn_sm GRILLED CHEESE"} +{"tweet": "I just wish i knew what was going on #Lost"} +{"tweet": "@AlexSimonee #FirstWorldProblems"} +{"tweet": "Pissed."} +{"tweet": "Every time I wear my Detroit volleyball hoodie, somebody asks if it's Forrest's. \\n\\n no."} +{"tweet": "Is it Friday yet orrrrrrrr"} +{"tweet": "Staying home on a Monday is nice as ever"} +{"tweet": "@latina_love23 anytime \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad there are 10 year old boys prank calling CVS repeatedly and asking me for lipstick to \\please their husbands\\\" hahaha made me laugh\""} +{"tweet": "dumbass people <<"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to throw my fan at you now stop and get out"} +{"tweet": "@JudeKelsey if it snows a lot you and @CieraaNicoleee are def coming up"} +{"tweet": "Back and chest today to make up for yesterday\\u2019s goose egg. The gymnasium better be empty."} +{"tweet": "@nancyleson I am ALWAYS in a restaurant for new year's... welcome to the club"} +{"tweet": "A zip and a double cup"} +{"tweet": "john mayer radio on pandora >>"} +{"tweet": "Meow"} +{"tweet": "Young people know how to roll the old retired too early from life #foreveryoung"} +{"tweet": "At"} +{"tweet": "@MaryKathryn19 alright well I'll play you so our game might be competitive haha."} +{"tweet": "@LizardLickTowin The ultimate gift of love is that of Christ. That while we were still sinners He loved us. Great statement Ronnie"} +{"tweet": "If only money grew on trees ..."} +{"tweet": "Blood is definitely not thicker than water."} +{"tweet": "Don't know what'd I'd do without @VSayaloune1 or @DaniRaeWell!! Seriously. #bestfriends #loveyouguys"} +{"tweet": "@luvinmybabies71 love you! I'll get through it. I always do \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "If you're not in a good mood.. I'll definitely gonna try to cheer you up! But being annoying and getting mad at ME is NOT gonna help!"} +{"tweet": "Today's been very productive so far!"} +{"tweet": "I hate it when my face gets all dried out from tanning"} +{"tweet": "Snapbacks and tattoos."} +{"tweet": "I really like you, and you aren't making it any better. #hatewaiting"} +{"tweet": "@krockow if you buy it!!"} +{"tweet": "Why is it this hot in DECEMBER?!?"} +{"tweet": "If I connect my phone up to my laptop, I can't use it. aka now"} +{"tweet": "Professor just had to explain to a girl what a camel toe was, now another girl is telling camel toe stories"} +{"tweet": "She's cocaine, heroin, alcohol, and Vicodin."} +{"tweet": "@demonloverstl i wish \\ud83d\\ude3f"} +{"tweet": "@pace_mikey than that is even better, where is that schedule? Will you be attending mr pace? A few \\ud83c\\udf7a\\ud83c\\udf7a\\ud83c\\udf7a\\ud83c\\udf7a in ya"} +{"tweet": "Grocery shopping with my mom is killer \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "My little sister is four and she's quoting A Space Odyssey..."} +{"tweet": "If only there was a separate font for sarcasm in texts."} +{"tweet": "scrubbin' so hard rn\\n\\n oh wait that's everyday"} +{"tweet": "@TWC_Help what you guys need to do is send an engineer out to the local headend and reset whatever gear has failed, not to my home."} +{"tweet": "I find myself searching the weirdest things online during work. \\ud83d\\ude1f"} +{"tweet": "@JMikeGriff_17 most likely will be leaving if I come to school at all before his class cause I don't wanna deal with him"} +{"tweet": "Hips = dead. So sore but had so much fun! \\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude35 #goodnight"} +{"tweet": "This shouldn't be real life right now \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "That damn dog"} +{"tweet": "And we just like to have a little fun....every now and then."} +{"tweet": "@sierraaa_x3 who's in charge and are we like dead"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know what to think about that #stunned #Auburn"} +{"tweet": "@LaurenBlair8 with me it's always my knees and my back \\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\ude2d #weretooyoung!"} +{"tweet": "@marissa_slifko I'm good!\\ud83d\\ude0a Lol"} +{"tweet": "Cody Evon I love you more then fucking anything <3\\n\\nYou're my person."} +{"tweet": "I look like I'm basking in the sun in my Avi but I'm under trees \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Maddie_Emery9 I went there all the time"} +{"tweet": "I hope one day you look back at me and think to yourself \\damn he could of been mine\\\" #yourloss #ohwell\""} +{"tweet": "If it makes you happy\\nIt can't be that bad.\\nIf it makes you happy\\nThen why the hell are you so sad? #SherylCrow"} +{"tweet": "Lets go! @TeamFeaR"} +{"tweet": "@redbutfresh me too. I wish he never happened to this planet."} +{"tweet": "@colbyjohnson14 It's good. I wish I had played for LWB anyways, to be honest."} +{"tweet": "Of all losses, time is the most irrecuperable."} +{"tweet": "Another reason I would not smash Ariana is because if I did, pretty sure I would break her spine \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Finally going to bed and waking up at 6"} +{"tweet": "@krystin_raach10 OMG lol"} +{"tweet": "Soooo glad I finally had girl time with @itsarrriel #muchneeded"} +{"tweet": "It's only raining on one side of my yard.."} +{"tweet": "@cjhotaling funny, I blast Ellie Goulding in her kitchen all the time. #Perksofbeingahusband"} +{"tweet": "@Sipps_57 people"} +{"tweet": "That moment you are deleting contacts and you don't even know who half the people are in your phone book"} +{"tweet": "2. The duo. And one of my bestfriends baby. We the cutest kids there are. No doubt"} +{"tweet": "@kreigjohnson then do it. Prove it ;)"} +{"tweet": "Ok but for real, this weather is the pits"} +{"tweet": "@sxh1991 people are probably already lining up in the lobby to get them; the place where you picked up your badge"} +{"tweet": "@authDevinDash lol I said that shit thru her account by mistake shhhhh!"} +{"tweet": "Having fluid removed from your knee is painful as hell! No school for me tomorrow & no surgery!(:"} +{"tweet": "@fudoli_kyle I feel ya on that one"} +{"tweet": "Fires roaring and Tims bringing pizza for the game #perfection"} +{"tweet": "I get to see my bestfriend today!!! @KianaForrester"} +{"tweet": "I fucking hate my sister. BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Fuck off."} +{"tweet": "Why won't my Twitter workkk..."} +{"tweet": "The one thing I need more then anything right now is sleep"} +{"tweet": "I love how I get instantly pissed"} +{"tweet": "@LittleSunTrail you'd be surprised the number of kids in my engineering courses that don't understand standard deviation, bunch of morons"} +{"tweet": "@HaleyHensel1 haha it is spirit week picked it"} +{"tweet": "I love how everyone does \\u270c\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\ude3c in all their tweets about UK! #WeAreUK"} +{"tweet": "@PetraSgaz I hated it the first time. But I have friends there now and made new friends this time."} +{"tweet": "@leeshcorriveau don't leave me I haven't seen you since Friday :("} +{"tweet": "Why did I agree to work so early \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@dclosez07 @CyranoRayfield2 @DevonDjjones23 thought squash had a chance..."} +{"tweet": "@KatGeezil gimme a slay list #slayer"} +{"tweet": "@LoganBrink1 Wednesday"} +{"tweet": "Listening to @CASHMERECAT on my way home. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to come home and have to adjust to a 5 hr time change. Two days later we have school.... I already stay up till 7 am tn time. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Laying out with 5 of my siblings...WOAH OH WOAH OH OH ITS ALWAYS A GOOD TIME."} +{"tweet": "I feel like death...a whole gallon of water in less than an hour isn't a good idea..."} +{"tweet": "@TLC the Alligator cake is one best cakes ever! #CakeBossKickoff\\u00a0"} +{"tweet": "That test was hard think I did okay on it tho"} +{"tweet": "Because you are a WHORE!!!"} +{"tweet": "Everytime I get gas in jersey I forget they do it for you and make an absolute baboon of myself not knowing what to do. \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "That was awkward \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "awky"} +{"tweet": "Debated on that one, but fuck it. What do I have to lose at this point right?"} +{"tweet": "@j_bohal arent u at esu?"} +{"tweet": "@alexisibarra3 well excuse me for trying to help! \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "@notdoriskaticic your body is controlled by your brain, therefoooreeeee....?????"} +{"tweet": "couldn't have been a better night"} +{"tweet": "@EverybodyFREESE ilysm. Text me if you still need to vent!"} +{"tweet": "Hands on the wheel \\nUh uh \\nFuck that \\nHands on the wheel \\nUh uh \\nFuck that"} +{"tweet": "If you light the match you're bound to feel the flame."} +{"tweet": "Lunch in the burg with @Sarahjstinnett then shopping in the city #girlsday\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Manning is 2-7 in New England"} +{"tweet": "@CalebRau18 yes!"} +{"tweet": "I better see a dunk or something exciting tonight. #Please"} +{"tweet": "Nashville tomorrow\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "When I hit that guy right after he tackled me on second in gering>>> the fact that they scored 4 runs after that to beat us<<"} +{"tweet": "Pick up lines>>>"} +{"tweet": "@RLINDER218 dude you shoulda done that 5 minutes go at 9:11"} +{"tweet": "#AC360Later you need to do show on how trains work and how conductors drive. I think it would be interesting to see lack of technology."} +{"tweet": "@KalebBridgham are you home?!"} +{"tweet": "Spongebob till the grave but I gotta admit the new episodes get more retarded with each one. The old ones were the shit"} +{"tweet": "@jayscherder yeah, I may not be as excited to watch now."} +{"tweet": "Definitely much needed music time is needed singing may incorporate also"} +{"tweet": "@Thund3rhead eww"} +{"tweet": "@pbjwb why Ali ()"} +{"tweet": "@alyssa_prince14 @ChEyEnNeRaNkIn I miss y'all too! :("} +{"tweet": "Watching dragon ball z on YouTube.. #mysummernights"} +{"tweet": "Only cause I dont feel like movin"} +{"tweet": "One more day at the beach.loving the sun and sand."} +{"tweet": "i'm watching a movie and the guys is indirectly teaching me how to make meth."} +{"tweet": "@TrademarkLAS @vaguenightmares @fernandowgang tisk tisk tisk :/"} +{"tweet": "Why does everything have to be so difficult?"} +{"tweet": "@BaldridgeAlex place your hand in mine, I'll leave when I wannaaaa \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@btmcnulty the potato one is a little nasty. Other ones are damn good"} +{"tweet": "Eminem throwin it DOWN #Survival"} +{"tweet": "@RDelome DRIVE CRAZY LADY!!"} +{"tweet": "The Heat got this they on fire tonight"} +{"tweet": "@keeley_stooks idk but not okay \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I guess I'm just gonna carry a whole bunch of stuff because I don't wanna use a binder."} +{"tweet": "What do I have to do to not get bothered by someone for one day."} +{"tweet": "Forget 105, I'd spend 106 years with you"} +{"tweet": "Snapbacks & Tattoos > \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@elenamarie96 cause you're lame"} +{"tweet": "@allie_loll will do:)"} +{"tweet": "mewithoutYou"} +{"tweet": "@OliviaHickey16 No kidding!! Jeez. Just bring it to fifth hour! :) #thanks!"} +{"tweet": "Honestly don't even care anymore"} +{"tweet": "So why should I have to sleep on the floor 5-7 days a week for the next 2-3 months in the other room"} +{"tweet": "Reading people's point of views on things they don't do but feel they have the right to judge is annoying. You aren't god. Shut up."} +{"tweet": "If you talk crap about Paul Walker screw you!"} +{"tweet": "@CutonDime25 tho>>>>> \\ud83c\\udfc8\\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\ude0d #thebest #FlyEaglesFly"} +{"tweet": "Good morning @AJDinger @NASCAR47 and all race fans"} +{"tweet": "@_imANAboat what would I be proud of???"} +{"tweet": "I will always drive Chevy or GM my grandpa didn't work for them for over 30 years for me to like the competition lol"} +{"tweet": "I'm livin on such sweet nothin"} +{"tweet": "Being called babe, or something close to that, is sweet. If the guy means it.\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@Oh_heydaiii I know too girl..."} +{"tweet": "I am too tired right now"} +{"tweet": "@Jordaan1823 I don't get any either. #dontfeelbad lol"} +{"tweet": "and lots of food but thats obvious lol"} +{"tweet": "Getting as much homework done as possible before I inevitably crash tonight"} +{"tweet": "Big sis be killing them avi\\s\""} +{"tweet": "I can't fucking sleep. Are you kidding me?"} +{"tweet": "@___________hah_ subtweet me"} +{"tweet": "@Jac0b_h JACOBO HAS A TWITTER OMG."} +{"tweet": "@rajijos I don't think he's that bad at defense and the shooting percentage is deceptive because we have nobody else to create for him."} +{"tweet": "I haven't done anything reckless and stupid in awhile.. \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@JamzDerra has a mangina"} +{"tweet": "@MissHollyW_ also, the cj5 only came with a manual transmission, as where the ch7 had a optional automatic."} +{"tweet": "@_aMAZEYing who else is going? Lol"} +{"tweet": "Nbd just played the best round of golf of my entire life"} +{"tweet": "John Mayer on this pretty day #girlytweet"} +{"tweet": "KANSAS BASKETBALL #NCAA"} +{"tweet": "The 21st century. A time where skinny bodies with big fat asses is nesacary to make it in the world. What a time to be alive."} +{"tweet": "Marshall's running all over the Field! #unstoppable #Nick"} +{"tweet": "1:52 1:52 1:52 1:52"} +{"tweet": "@SOlson225 school lunch \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Find your freedom in the music"} +{"tweet": "@thebigRC @xKingChris @BUCKSKINPLACEBO @ZackWawrzynek playoff win ever year he's been in the league, not to shabby."} +{"tweet": "I never eat fast food, until it wanders into the station mysteriously and then I will only give in if an eating challenge is posed. #weak"} +{"tweet": "I hate when my texts don't send! #imnotignoringyou"} +{"tweet": "whenever life leaves me with questions, I simply turn to Ted Baxter and the good people at WJM. #HaveSeenEveryEpisodeOf"} +{"tweet": "@alyywatson get a job so we can go to ihop"} +{"tweet": "These are the days I live for. I love my class! #greattime"} +{"tweet": "\\Is that her sister? Lol yup just look at it\\ud83d\\ude02\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "hello beautiful, how's it going ? I hear it's wonderful in California. \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "Looking to try an oculus rift at the @openhack Buffalo."} +{"tweet": "Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want."} +{"tweet": "@lainee_anderson THROUGH THE DOORS AND PAST THE GUARDS"} +{"tweet": "Leave it to me..."} +{"tweet": "Your greatest asset is not the quantity of your friends, rather the quality of your friends."} +{"tweet": "@sydneyirish YOU ARE SO LUCKY WHY WHY WHY \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "Atta boy ghost pepper sauce. You did your job."} +{"tweet": "@maegankeene7 12 cans of Mountain Dew for a snack?"} +{"tweet": "The Longest Yard is the gayest movie"} +{"tweet": "You'll put your head in my arms as we wonder is there anything we could've done."} +{"tweet": "like are you afraid of good that Mother Nature gives you?"} +{"tweet": "Who has plans for this evening"} +{"tweet": "Everyone's so moody tonight goshhh."} +{"tweet": "The best revenge is success."} +{"tweet": "@Wonderstruck45 so........"} +{"tweet": "Who's trying to drink tonight"} +{"tweet": "I love taking back roads from my house to Grayson. They're so pretty in the fall. \\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udf42\\ud83c\\udf41"} +{"tweet": "Love this girl!\\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83d\\ude1c@little_meeks"} +{"tweet": "Why can't uofm always play like this. ?"} +{"tweet": "#TheVoice #teamdanielle"} +{"tweet": "@LCVball27 @Jorrdansmiith stolz....the heat will not 3peat jack shit. I bet you 100 dollars that they fail at it this next season."} +{"tweet": "Tried to find you at the bottom of a bottle."} +{"tweet": "@justkarissa @ZoeTiesman \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "T-1 hour and 15 minutes till I'm Spencer bound!! #HammerDown"} +{"tweet": "I seriously just considered driving 2.5 hours. #NoICant"} +{"tweet": "@CMcHenry14 hahaha I did so much last time remember? Betty Crocker wannabe"} +{"tweet": "@CharlieWelch427 I already told you, your mom and sister both sponsor me so I don't see why you're calling me that. Lol :)"} +{"tweet": "I have been wearing a ski coat and a hat, sitting by the fireplace since like 4. #utahprobs #tistheseason"} +{"tweet": "your @geefulton @WaveSmooth84 so hot"} +{"tweet": "Maybe if I was pretty people would like me"} +{"tweet": "Never seen someone so happy... Makes me happy !:)"} +{"tweet": "Come on @LarryFitzgerald I need a big 2nd half from u!! @YahooFantasy @nfl"} +{"tweet": "@jaimiemoon23 @kinnerjamie did you know if your husband enjoys male strip clubs or both ?"} +{"tweet": "12k turn up"} +{"tweet": "Top of the morning"} +{"tweet": "@McKayleighhh I'd be okay with that!!!"} +{"tweet": "Walk into kobes and hes not even here. #cool"} +{"tweet": "Sup"} +{"tweet": "@jacizarzycki Jaco the damn black things that come out of the sky and suck the good stuff outta ya"} +{"tweet": "coming home to homemade granola is always nice."} +{"tweet": "grump grump grump grump"} +{"tweet": "\\When you leave I'm gonna stalk you in your sleep Ms Jess\\\" okayyyy I guess I'll miss you too?\""} +{"tweet": "Why am i still laying here wondering where you are."} +{"tweet": "@Jordankgolfreak @RobbinHood34 yeah Nolan throws a good amount of clubs"} +{"tweet": "hmmmmm. \\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "My excitement for Christmas presents decreases each year, but my appreciation for the presence of family and friends increases."} +{"tweet": "SAFETY"} +{"tweet": "Why do you hang around trash"} +{"tweet": "@snowstory that's awesome dude!"} +{"tweet": "High cost of living is nothing like the cost of living high"} +{"tweet": "prayers for oklahoma city !"} +{"tweet": "@JotapeGaga best life to live"} +{"tweet": "@TheButtToucher we? What? Do you have multiple personalities now?"} +{"tweet": "Miller\\u2122"} +{"tweet": "I think the real question here is why is my brother bald??"} +{"tweet": "this is it..."} +{"tweet": "Hero's for the B's game with @Nikki_Fav92"} +{"tweet": "I HAVE to stop eating food at Taco Bell...but it's so good!! Fml for real."} +{"tweet": "8th grade boys asking me out.......yeah because that's going to happen#YeahRight"} +{"tweet": "Really wish I had something to do..."} +{"tweet": "I forgot how much I liked Person L"} +{"tweet": "Love me some baby spice #spiceworld"} +{"tweet": "I DO NOT want to go to school tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "I love my dogs \\ud83d\\udc97\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "This is one very tired girl!"} +{"tweet": "@tayloresnyder well then what's the spirit?!!! Screw history ask anyone in that class it's awful"} +{"tweet": "Plan failed twice in one day \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@etara18 I felt it was fitting"} +{"tweet": "Awkward."} +{"tweet": "Mrs. Bailey is the coolest teacher ever !"} +{"tweet": "My sister keeps watching little people shows and they really freak me out"} +{"tweet": "Just listened to evacuate the dance floor in it's entirety. Sup"} +{"tweet": "@_mirandajensen its a long walk"} +{"tweet": "Haha wtf is #TheFamily"} +{"tweet": "On the bright side I get to dress up for the next two days of work. Eeep I love Halloween, such an October baby.\\ud83c\\udf83\\ud83d\\udc7b"} +{"tweet": "I'm so tired though.. Would not have made it tonight #GettinOld"} +{"tweet": "Beyond scared straight is the realist show"} +{"tweet": "Good playing some golf with @tengel347 today. Best of luck in your new endeavor, can't wait to hear stories. #paly"} +{"tweet": "All I want is you to rock me through the night, and tell me it's okay when things don't go right"} +{"tweet": "#ClassyKaepernickHate I hope Jimmy Johns takes 45 minutes to deliver his sandwich"} +{"tweet": "#WishfulThinking"} +{"tweet": "I always fix grammar errors when I quote tweets."} +{"tweet": "I like to dream"} +{"tweet": "@BryanStars (;"} +{"tweet": "Good morning! God Bless!"} +{"tweet": "I love reading the gospels so uplifting so encouraging. Faith arises in reading Gods word.. #bible"} +{"tweet": "@bp_xo ill see if I can come down after I go to the dmv so I can sneak a pic in with yaaaaa :) let's celebrate this weekend."} +{"tweet": "I couldn't ever have an online relationship .."} +{"tweet": "See, @123ksaun knows what I'm saying \\ud83c\\udf89\\ud83c\\udf7a\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83c\\udf89\\ud83d\\udeac\\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83c\\udf79"} +{"tweet": "So, I've officially decided to switch my major to Criminology. And I'm gonna transfer to IUP."} +{"tweet": "Finally met someone that can hold a conversation \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Deliver toppers to my house so I know it's real"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wish I was as dumb as the masses just so I could relate with more people"} +{"tweet": "@DaniMarie2793 so sorry dani\\ud83d\\ude14...I won't see you this week but hopefully one of my shifts is with you next week!"} +{"tweet": "@cpaige_n try 2 weeks ... Thanksgiving is the 28th"} +{"tweet": "And of course standing for 8 hrs straight"} +{"tweet": "MY GRANDMA JUST ASKED ME IF I WANTED ONE OF HER OLD BRAS I KNOW SHE MEANS WELL BUT WTF GRAMMA NO \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude35\\ud83d\\ude30"} +{"tweet": "Cutting off this mop of hair."} +{"tweet": "Who's in town tonight that normally isn't? \\ud83c\\udf7a"} +{"tweet": "@iOnReacts_ I've never seen these, must search !!"} +{"tweet": "WHO WOULD BE INSPIRED BY A GIRL WHO SUCKED HER OWN TAMPON"} +{"tweet": "@HighHeelsInMud awesome!"} +{"tweet": "I wish I knew who I was gonna actually marry and settle down with. I mean isn't weird that that someone is out there just wandering?"} +{"tweet": "Lol what is a subtweet? Like is it in the dictionary?"} +{"tweet": "Literally have the best way to lay in this van under the back seat. #success"} +{"tweet": "You don't want most of it you want all of it."} +{"tweet": "I've made mistakes in my life and I'm Gna make many more, I just hope that I learn from them and make myself a better person"} +{"tweet": "I request you to hang yourself after doing so #voteforjoe"} +{"tweet": "@lydking how original. You should highlight how creative you are on your @okcupid profile"} +{"tweet": "thanks to #90sMayo I can watch Hey Arnold much love #90SAREALLTHAT"} +{"tweet": "@ElleeeBear @Wh1teTemptation @whitneypuent @GreenSuperBean we were talking a different language last night..."} +{"tweet": "It was great being home and seeing all my friends! Can't wait to move back"} +{"tweet": "I loveeee when people I don't like come into the gas station. It's so awkward and awesome."} +{"tweet": "@brittanydawn14 only because I was there all day. \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "A Relationship Is Only For Two People, But Some Bitches Don't Know How To Count."} +{"tweet": "@WVsFinest1776 such an amazing night"} +{"tweet": "@jordanbuckley03 I'm sad bc I love the grinch so much but I'm at Lexys and she doesn't have cable I don't think and my DVD for it skips ),:"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe today is the last day \\ud83d\\ude14 #bittersweet"} +{"tweet": "@LeMoyneConfess @brandonw1094 nobodies got videos of me doing anything hahaha soooo I would stick to pics if I were you"} +{"tweet": "Here's my chance, I've been waiting for it all this time \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Early morning workout never a bad idea on a rainy day"} +{"tweet": "Sorry @JeM3319 about your Steelers! You can root for Denver!!! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I'll take free jack any day. Thankyou"} +{"tweet": "Gotta go out a shovel again FML \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@Keera_Ann Living the life"} +{"tweet": "Before going to bed last night, i wanted pulp and said if i wanted it when i wake up ill get some and guess what i still want pulp"} +{"tweet": "@EmmaKimberly08 maybee... you should come see me sometime soon! #IMISSYOU"} +{"tweet": "@jackie1townsend we get out at noon"} +{"tweet": "@MaddieA_11_3 FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS IM NOT PREGNANT"} +{"tweet": "13"} +{"tweet": "Quite Bizarre to swim while listening to Christmas jingles \\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf85\\ud83c\\udfca"} +{"tweet": "I look and feel like death"} +{"tweet": "Blake Shelton doe"} +{"tweet": "I hope my Twinny never leaves me"} +{"tweet": "@LadySketchhh I just seen the first one like a week ago and I really liked it"} +{"tweet": "#Teen Wolf is the sexiest show ever."} +{"tweet": "I put you high up in the sky and now you're not coming down."} +{"tweet": "One day you're screaming you love me loud, the next day you're so cold. #holygrail"} +{"tweet": "Driving through Castleton in the summer #Ghosttown"} +{"tweet": "Like do we really have to wait seven months for Football season? Ill be depressed until then"} +{"tweet": "This book needs to read itself because I ain't got no damn time."} +{"tweet": "So like where am I going to live when I get back to Michigan?"} +{"tweet": "I probably should have done my homeworj over break"} +{"tweet": "Hey asshole neighbor your stupid obnoxious car alarm isn't necessary on a dead end street in this neighborhood #stopit"} +{"tweet": "That massage was AMAZING. Highly recommend Emily at Cedar Stone on 11."} +{"tweet": "People probably think I did drugs but no my eyes are red from swimming"} +{"tweet": "Fuck going to sleep but I gotta"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to get these 2 tattoos. #jesusismysavior"} +{"tweet": "All my shit dope."} +{"tweet": "It looks like there's gonna be a storm \\u2614\\u26a1\\u2601"} +{"tweet": "So who wants to go to the movies today with me and zack myers to see the conjuring:)"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand why you treat me like such shit"} +{"tweet": "Just got the @fitbit flex. Love the app and can't wait to measure sleep but a little worried about the clasp- fallen off 3x today?"} +{"tweet": "There are so many expletives I want to tweet about the preposterous amount of late work I received today. I can't choose just one"} +{"tweet": "ya havent even realized i tweeted about you lol"} +{"tweet": "I can't get upppp"} +{"tweet": "@LindsayNovak haha sorry, didn't know you loved him that much"} +{"tweet": "#Nocarprobz"} +{"tweet": "It's all about tonight!"} +{"tweet": "Really not feeling work tonight!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "Seeing the remnants of the night before scattered over town on your morning run \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@tiffnicole_1997 text me!"} +{"tweet": "Btw ladies I'm a young 23. In case you were wondering."} +{"tweet": "The ending of Pitch Perfect gets me every time"} +{"tweet": "@PaulPabst big ten network now!"} +{"tweet": "I wish i could grow a pair and tell you that in person"} +{"tweet": "@BigSow75 your hands are out side"} +{"tweet": "@tyler_means71 without a doubt."} +{"tweet": "@Halllleeee I always got your back :) #cowtippingbuddies even though we never went haha."} +{"tweet": "FINAL DESTINATION 5\\ud83d\\ude03\\ud83d\\ude03\\ud83d\\ude03\\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "Can't do anything about something when the person has there mind made up"} +{"tweet": "Never realized how tiring playing with a 2 year old was haha"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure you've outdone me this time.. You win..."} +{"tweet": "@wad_91 whats the matter?!"} +{"tweet": "Anyone know any tricks to get the DJ to shut the fuck up?"} +{"tweet": "6days \\ud83c\\udf89\\ud83c\\udf81\\ud83c\\udf88"} +{"tweet": "I don't see much tweets on my timeline about the Sabres. LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE HOPPED OFF THE BANDWAGON. \\ud83d\\ude02 #gtfo"} +{"tweet": "Absolutely love it that Miami is 4-3 \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "It took awhile for you to find me."} +{"tweet": "Hate having a pulled muscle \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "Just got off work & I'm ready for bed already \\ud83d\\ude13"} +{"tweet": "Just got my student loan payment summary, not gonna be a fun next 10 years."} +{"tweet": "I can tell you I've been from hell and back, when the is on I fire back"} +{"tweet": "@suchtmanucht free yoga class with Sid tomorrow at 6:45!"} +{"tweet": "Wish I had a hdmi cable so I can watch the football game on the tv"} +{"tweet": "@Cardinal_Hockey I caught the confrontation in tonight's game big time! Great win for the boys\\ud83d\\udc4c #gocards"} +{"tweet": "@w0nderfuI exactly. Like I'm not going to the fucking office to take something as simple as that."} +{"tweet": "@SaltySeah0rse haha well a midnight snack run would be bad either haha"} +{"tweet": "December means Christmas movies all day. \\u263a\\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf85\\u2764\\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "On another note.. #HuskyHockey is 13 minutes away from first trip to Frozen 4. #HuskyNation"} +{"tweet": "@KristenNycum23 great. Wonderful. Awesome. Thanks \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@ninaaafrancesss #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "If you rub super glue between your fingers there's a warm feeling... Try it!"} +{"tweet": "Is it bad that I'm proud of myself for not having a single beer on a Monday night? #yep"} +{"tweet": "@WYATTTTTTTTTTT @Laanneey. Ha ha u guys are funny."} +{"tweet": "@just_CALL_IN k well I'm on my way to your house to punch you in the face for this"} +{"tweet": "When you lose your best friend . . ."} +{"tweet": "Seeing another G5 in my driveway makes me miss mine. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@NickTennis09 work hard play hard?"} +{"tweet": "ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\\nCurrent Temperature 52.5 F,\\nHumidity 69% ,\\nWind 4.1 MPH\\nDirection 225\\n#weather"} +{"tweet": "Maybe ill play some League tonight and get myself out of Bronze V lol."} +{"tweet": "@lovely_leelee13 ill explain later"} +{"tweet": "@SophiaHeiland study"} +{"tweet": "@bwines14 send me our pictures !"} +{"tweet": "I'm the only one singing along to Ms. Whitney Houston in this supermarket and that's downright offensive."} +{"tweet": "Like really. Both myself and @mckenziekbrown are gorgeous as fuck. We'd make sexy babies that grow up to be supermodels."} +{"tweet": "@BreannaHopson yeah exactly. My dad does it and like barley even goes"} +{"tweet": "I am dying to get another tattoo!"} +{"tweet": "How can I study with the polar express is on?"} +{"tweet": "God is preparing you for what He has already prepared for you.\\n\\n@ChristineCaine"} +{"tweet": "Things just aren't the same as they used to be.."} +{"tweet": "So much on my mind! My brain is humming and I cannot turn it off. This is going to make for a long day tomorrow..."} +{"tweet": "Girllll you trippin' #lol"} +{"tweet": "So hot....I refuse to get up and turn the heater down. I can outlast @savannah_09"} +{"tweet": "Guys <<"} +{"tweet": "Hahahahaha! You dont have to be Nostradamus to know that's gonna be a not top 10 play"} +{"tweet": "@justin_bohrer I know"} +{"tweet": "@meeshyankovich like that's just not normal"} +{"tweet": "dreaming about the things we could be"} +{"tweet": "S/O to #twitterless Cody for driving a truck and helping us get a free coach"} +{"tweet": "It really isn't the same"} +{"tweet": "@becca_musante be on my schedule and youll sleep \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "So many mosquito bites!! #itchy \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "@Cole_Daddy13 yeah but they don't enforce it."} +{"tweet": "Oh no what a tragedy"} +{"tweet": "My mom thinks I'll have a son.. He'll be so cool Omfg."} +{"tweet": "They better say tonight that Ezra isn't A. That's all I have to say."} +{"tweet": "After today is done I'm done for the week with homework and tests! Just gotta get through this Accounting Exam tonight!"} +{"tweet": "This is my favorite video ever i love it everyone is different so dont judge them #TeenNickTop10"} +{"tweet": "Lol"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wish officer carll wasn't an officer so I could tell him my secrets"} +{"tweet": "He's Turnin Shit Up Tho, Everyone's Out Of There Seats!"} +{"tweet": "Use the toilet with WIZdom."} +{"tweet": "Outcomes and gains are black and white."} +{"tweet": "@priceabby1 is damn fine #hawt \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "@CountryFestOhio the line up thats out now is that everyone or will there be more?"} +{"tweet": "Why why why why"} +{"tweet": "@benny_savs @pj_burns7 @9danimal @jamesp_daly touch\\u00e9 on the first flight response #wellplayedMauer"} +{"tweet": "The fact that my sister has a twitter she can get the ole fuck off"} +{"tweet": "I was actually talking about my mom?.. But okay lol"} +{"tweet": "@cayciwathke do not nudge me, I will play you back when the time is right!"} +{"tweet": "@gibbygriffin What. The. HECK. Lmao \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "and I have bronchitis so that's saying something"} +{"tweet": "@ChristinaSvob's tweet are alway deep! I like it!"} +{"tweet": "This is insane!! \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Kyle looks like he'd be a Marine though. Idc I don't wanna think about it."} +{"tweet": "@MikelWrightt looks like you're not cool then -_-"} +{"tweet": "Lol I'm so lame."} +{"tweet": "Sleepovers with my boy are my fave."} +{"tweet": "@problems_hopl play our football league and you won't stand a chance. If we were in your league we would shit on all of you"} +{"tweet": "@marisajc13 @SarahHeleneFox what are our lives"} +{"tweet": "@britneymackay @that2milerunner I bet you wouldn't ignore him"} +{"tweet": "@almc1997 thanks bb \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\ude1d\\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "Don't sit up front"} +{"tweet": "@ericgebby he said 11 works for him.. and same with mee. Can you make it? We could go get lunchh ! :p"} +{"tweet": "Didn't you already tweet that? \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Yay your done I win bitch"} +{"tweet": "@Chris_Lomauro @tomsangiorgio this is probably the meanest insult I've ever gotten"} +{"tweet": "Time for some NASCAR and smoke a slim:)"} +{"tweet": "@ShainaHeller you're still the sassiest person in Texas somehow"} +{"tweet": "But not today tho"} +{"tweet": "Twitter is live right now"} +{"tweet": "I LOVE YOU ALL."} +{"tweet": "@n_luvs_nutella WHERE'S TORI OMG WE LOST HER"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I woke up to an 8 hour and 20 minute phone call and heard @BSallack sleeping cause she never hung up \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I've noticed that the less attractive girls usually hate on the more attractive girls and never vice-versa."} +{"tweet": "Hopefully it's a snow day it should snow for 4-5 hours!"} +{"tweet": "Something about you is so addictive"} +{"tweet": "Listening to people get pissed on xbox>>>"} +{"tweet": "I wonder what life would be like as a Victoria's Secret model."} +{"tweet": "@sc0ttydoesntkno jw why four ppl retweeted that.... #notcool"} +{"tweet": "I like a challenge. your game to her is like having cheat codes to automatically finish."} +{"tweet": "Your too cocky ."} +{"tweet": "What if you already had the biggest poop you'll ever have? It's like not remembering a lost lover's last kiss. So sad!"} +{"tweet": "I just pulled down my pants to pee and money fell out @JustinPelak"} +{"tweet": "Be yourself, don't try to be someone your not.."} +{"tweet": "I want to meet @fuckaNancy one day"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to go play tennis?!?"} +{"tweet": "@banditref The AJC will sell a few fish wrappers over this."} +{"tweet": "If I fall, will you let me down easy? \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Act like you've been there before #ohwait"} +{"tweet": "Dads solution for everything: put your foot down, call them a bitch, and leave it at that. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Dance in the dust, turn the radio up"} +{"tweet": "Why must my brother write on the bathroom mirrors when they are fogged up from the shower!!?"} +{"tweet": "@hawkstar74 YESH"} +{"tweet": "I'm so thankful for all the wonderful people in my life (:"} +{"tweet": "Im seriously in love with @FLAGALine its not even a joke!"} +{"tweet": "@SarahNBruno is that cow print"} +{"tweet": "Time to grow up and take responsibility."} +{"tweet": "Who's goin to UB"} +{"tweet": "Everyone is trying to hit me on the road. One man and one woman. The woman was in a BMW."} +{"tweet": "Well he came out of nowhere, damn."} +{"tweet": "@heyitsmarklind @heyitsbeccaboo @GPat86 wings tomorrow?"} +{"tweet": "TYLER"} +{"tweet": "I'm such a good friend!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@henwood_nick well that was awkward"} +{"tweet": "I'm spontaneous, and very independent. Also I sometimes don't give a shit."} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for some good food."} +{"tweet": "@hholly_ relieved, but disappointed face"} +{"tweet": "Sheesh...Minny is so bad I am flipping to the World Series"} +{"tweet": "I hate dry skin! \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Fuck I look like Larry the lobsta"} +{"tweet": "Your name is one of the most uncommon I've ever heard, and I would throw on a random movie where the main character has the same name as you"} +{"tweet": "Why did I let myself eat all of that \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "That's right there on my priority list next to bleaching my asshole"} +{"tweet": "Anyone want to come eat pudding and ice cream for a couple days with me? My fridge is packed hahah"} +{"tweet": "I really have to move on to greener pastures #work #Summer"} +{"tweet": "@anileve_x3 thanks!"} +{"tweet": "#thefamily can hate all they want.. I honestly could care less \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Yikes"} +{"tweet": "@s_rusnak i will!"} +{"tweet": "You caught on. So proud \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Everyone on this team but Brady will undeniably be murdered by Belichick at halftime"} +{"tweet": "Pot chips."} +{"tweet": "@lillie_80 which one is first?"} +{"tweet": "i don't wanna go to work at five. \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "So many cops out"} +{"tweet": "@CharlieAnnDro I thought so too"} +{"tweet": "I love my cases."} +{"tweet": "I wanna go to the bay"} +{"tweet": "I would like one perfect life with a side of awesomeness. Pretty please. #StillWaiting #LifeRequests"} +{"tweet": "@halleeee11 accident prone Halle I tell ya"} +{"tweet": "If you could only love enough, you could be the most powerful person in the world. Emmet Fox #Ra"} +{"tweet": "all I see is signs $___$"} +{"tweet": "@sauerface text me!"} +{"tweet": "Home for the day"} +{"tweet": "You make me love youuuu\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "today is a large DD coffee day. #exhausted"} +{"tweet": "The only thing getting me through tonight and tomorrow morning is knowing I'm going shopping in the afternoon. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@laura_herzberg no it was Friday!"} +{"tweet": "Id:142852666576474112"} +{"tweet": "having a good hair day when i have to work an 8.5 hour shift. <<< #ofcourse \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "Don't trick if you ain't got it . That's real talk yo!"} +{"tweet": "Prison Break Round 2"} +{"tweet": "Not a day goes by where I don't hear something totally fucked on the news."} +{"tweet": "@kendall_fokin miss me this weekend?"} +{"tweet": "@allidenofrio 2 kewl"} +{"tweet": "The village of New Lebanon has been flooded. \\u2614\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Not a single sister in one of my classes \\ud83d\\ude22 however I might actually pay attention and learn something this semester"} +{"tweet": "@oliviadestiny BONERS EVERYWHERE"} +{"tweet": "You left less than an hour ago and I'll see you in a couple hours, yet I miss you so much. #IReallyLikeYou."} +{"tweet": "I think one of my least favorite things about fall and winter is how depressing it looks outside"} +{"tweet": "@angiewaas where are you guys?!"} +{"tweet": "Rainbow in Terre Haute is closing. NOOOO."} +{"tweet": "My self consciousness is going to be the death of me."} +{"tweet": "Moment of truth, Peterson or Sanders?!"} +{"tweet": "@Tark31 wait 2015 many Private insurances will go Bankrupt,close up.....Senator Cruz stood for 22 hrs..warned many Republicans, and America."} +{"tweet": "@EmiillyAnderson text me\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "#Clydesdales always makes me tear-up. This surprises no one?"} +{"tweet": "@BrittanyyLynnn I can never just stick to it.. Did you do more dieting or working out?"} +{"tweet": "@ArjS_ obviously not cuz ! How you doing ? Why'd you go ghost ?"} +{"tweet": "Narrowed down outfits to 3 options, I shall pick in the morning depending on my mood"} +{"tweet": "@BradyWheelock I'm sure there's a better solution \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "@Caroline98Jones @KizerH @johnb_97 ......."} +{"tweet": "Luke Bryan's new album >>> \\u2661\\u2665\\u2661 #iminlove #sogood @LukeBryanOnline"} +{"tweet": "<<<This day\\ud83d\\udd2b @mirandaperkins0"} +{"tweet": "@nadia_houmani khallas ill come drop it off for you"} +{"tweet": "@Makaela_Previty hahah you don't know? you should PROB figure that out \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I seriously love @CumminsChick 's tweets."} +{"tweet": "@aa_barry @Males_Thoughts More then likely, yes. Why are you offended then"} +{"tweet": "I'm okay with everything in my life right now. #perf \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "what the fuck makes someone self harm and think 'wow i should take a picture of this and post it on the internet' fuck"} +{"tweet": "@kennedyelliott7 he's still my nigga tho"} +{"tweet": "#IfWeDate we will spend a lot of time together\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@RussianBruiser hopefully the bosses will see that and put you on #RAW or #Smackdown"} +{"tweet": "@Dallas_Myers10 @raww_12 Don't wanna know \\u270b Keep it a secret. #shhhh"} +{"tweet": "@Its_Madddddy me too \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I stare out these windows with nothing but love around me great friends great family a beautiful nephew. Yet you still have me, give me back"} +{"tweet": "@Meggo94 @haurenlarris for the love of god I hope it was."} +{"tweet": "... But then he asks for my Visa card number for a $500 registration fee. #scam \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "Like I'm pissed!!! I have to wait passed these stupid people talking about WHAT WE JUST SAW!!!! Grrrrrr"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I have polio lol"} +{"tweet": "@broooklynne_ come help me clean"} +{"tweet": "You told me you'd be there for me, but where are you now?"} +{"tweet": "Baby whatchya say we go pickin' wild flowers?"} +{"tweet": "your done with me? An say go back to my ex? Haha ok"} +{"tweet": "I am so humbled every day"} +{"tweet": "Worldwide Choppers just came on \\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\ude31 ."} +{"tweet": "So it turns out coffee isn't such a great idea at 10 o'clock....."} +{"tweet": "Only know you love her when you let her go."} +{"tweet": "Correin is too nice"} +{"tweet": "Sooo Friday or Saturday night, next weekend can all the seniors hang and have a bonfire and stuff somewhere PLEASE"} +{"tweet": "Honestly twitter is a weird tonight. Usually there is drama, not all this talking about how much we love each other bs! lolz"} +{"tweet": "@gwwalk15 it's all melted... #Awk"} +{"tweet": "@SuamicoVO your profile pic is on point."} +{"tweet": "@JacksonRKrueger oh awk. Forgot you played..."} +{"tweet": "@creighton_401 all I can taste when I burp, ill clean my mess tho"} +{"tweet": "Science class right now. <<<< There's still like an hour left in this class and I already finished everything #SoBored"} +{"tweet": "@Cabennett12 @joeluchini yeahh, i hope nothing! Oh dear sweet baby jesus."} +{"tweet": "@Audra_selen I'm so glad we get to sleep in tomorrow hahha!"} +{"tweet": "It's bullshit they won't let me get a place at the black diamond"} +{"tweet": "Kacie better get them black forces i know that"} +{"tweet": "I don't know what to think."} +{"tweet": "Except in first period"} +{"tweet": "My snapchats never send. \\ud83d\\ude21 We should get notifications when they don't send."} +{"tweet": "Don't you hate it when your laying in your bed and your dog is at the end of the bed and he won't come cuddle with you\\ud83d\\ude1f"} +{"tweet": "It was in Cleveland that someone shoved the #Mariners from 2 in the standings to the basement."} +{"tweet": "Strong handshakes grow great mustaches."} +{"tweet": "who wants to climb the mountain with me? \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I brought five ones to give to all the pretty dancing girls last night... ending up giving them all to @MasonOzzie..."} +{"tweet": "This is gonna take some getting use to \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I hate my job."} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow is quite a day"} +{"tweet": "Nvm the refs just made hackenberg look even better! #PSU"} +{"tweet": "People like just don't change"} +{"tweet": "@AlixC626 #OHYEAH"} +{"tweet": "@MCShepDawg07 @MiniSydd how...."} +{"tweet": "The lady at Grainger is going to give me diabetes by the end of the summer with how much caramel she puts in my iced coffee"} +{"tweet": "@fsmikey Seriously, Maclin isn't injured? That dude is GONE."} +{"tweet": "Due to the fact that i got a new football, there will be a football game at my house over break\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "I'll be there"} +{"tweet": "Why am I up ... This is so early for me"} +{"tweet": "@LoganJackson11I wish I were prettier, thinner, happier, more friendly, less emotional, more tan, more confident, and a little less awkward."} +{"tweet": "Everyone loves him! #JT"} +{"tweet": "Aaliyah reminds me of @Wawydella"} +{"tweet": "@whatsupkamo I guess"} +{"tweet": "I'm seriously craving chipotle"} +{"tweet": "Second time in 2 and a half years that I've actually used up sick time."} +{"tweet": "@noahhnoel @Wilson29Nathan for"} +{"tweet": "Do I want to run or lift today? #hmm #orwatchmovies"} +{"tweet": "@atribe95 brad who ?"} +{"tweet": "Mr. Davis likes to scroll through Instagram for me \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@squidcoleman62 was it a black body? \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "Full time jaw dropper"} +{"tweet": "@ja_lily \\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Solid night \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Mental breakdown here I come"} +{"tweet": "Panera is now Christmas ready \\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf85\\ud83c\\udf81"} +{"tweet": "@skirchoff16 @DamnComedyPics that's like when I kicked you off of your bed \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "First fight of the year, wow. What have we accomplished"} +{"tweet": "@Trev1337 can't wait :)"} +{"tweet": "@_meggasaurusrex totally didn't mean to delete that so now it deleted the whole convo lol. But thanks for always showing me love :)"} +{"tweet": "@AddieEtelamaki try living with 8 Asians who speak nothing but Chinese #thisisamerica #speakenglish"} +{"tweet": "How to write a current issues paper in 15 minutes"} +{"tweet": "Your laugh sounds like shaking a jug of water. #NotSorry #JustReallyHateYou"} +{"tweet": "@ashleyamarall fucking shit"} +{"tweet": "Feeling mutual....most of the times"} +{"tweet": "HES SINGING MGMT OMG"} +{"tweet": "30 more mins.."} +{"tweet": "@Morganrea2012 hahaha I just can't do sparkly uggs. so much hatred and idk why"} +{"tweet": "@Taylor_LeeAnn I just want to cuddle in our undies and watch movies and get sweet teas!"} +{"tweet": "I want to watch Warrior so bad, but I know if I put it in then I'll stay up and watch the whole thing."} +{"tweet": "Man, I wish I was playing in open gym tomorrow with the first group #Bummer"} +{"tweet": "Why is aryans volleyball team staring at me"} +{"tweet": "Props for my boy Dan Hunt on being recognized for his writing for ECU. Hope it is the springboard to the career you are working towards."} +{"tweet": "@janelle_hoyt okayyyyy never mind then!!"} +{"tweet": "@cmichelled21 moving where?!"} +{"tweet": "@shmarsen it's the perfect name for you, I had to keep it!"} +{"tweet": "At least us seniors will be so much closer to being done with senior project once we go back to school \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@SuhrM20 hey just saying by the time you come back you better be bigger and not look like such a pussy #gooluck"} +{"tweet": "When u have a good hair day and nowhere to go...#wasted #goodhairday"} +{"tweet": "Jason takes me serious too much. If I was mad I would have texted you"} +{"tweet": "@TayBaay423 @itsbarbie423 Let's chill this weekend?"} +{"tweet": "@sid9413 Better than being high"} +{"tweet": "Eating m&ms because @_gagetherage won't call me back about dinner"} +{"tweet": "I hate MAP testing do much"} +{"tweet": "@jstabila Looking forward to it. We have mostly cloudy skies. Sun is peaking through which is nice to see."} +{"tweet": "Hopefully my single days will be over soon. And for good. I have faith"} +{"tweet": "@averynicole14 @kirstenwills17 @bethanylee_22 @nataliejw024 Jk, I love it tooo\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "curly friends > boys"} +{"tweet": "Do you ever wonder if when a squirrel jumps out in front of your car it's really their gang initiation task? Like some sick squirrel gang?"} +{"tweet": "Lets make today a good day"} +{"tweet": "Its #Snowing"} +{"tweet": "@_lemonnn - perfect!!! I work @ 5 so that def workssss"} +{"tweet": "I'm just gonna cry."} +{"tweet": "@rachlovesuk @fcshep @ScottyScearce how does one make a mess that big?"} +{"tweet": "I could do homework, but shit no! Id rather watch me some duck dynasty #yeeyeeee"} +{"tweet": "I have the weirdest sleeping schedule..."} +{"tweet": "I love @marisanycole_ >>>> #bestfriendstatus #princess \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc51\\ud83d\\udc98"} +{"tweet": "@speedy_Evans Get fucked. Kbye"} +{"tweet": "@sugarfraa Allendale, Michigan."} +{"tweet": "I need to gain some patience with this lady.."} +{"tweet": "there's sand in places it shouldn't be"} +{"tweet": "chooch"} +{"tweet": "@tayderr its gonna happen. Deal with it"} +{"tweet": "@Imahalfbreed beerculies? Seems legit. Haha."} +{"tweet": "@adriana_bigelow I literally cannot"} +{"tweet": "@JehovahJesse treat his life next time you see him"} +{"tweet": "@Caiitastrophic you had blonde hair?! #when"} +{"tweet": "I need a 1642 English dictionary."} +{"tweet": "Yeah"} +{"tweet": "@AlyssaRosenberg Saving #TheAmericans for a rainy weekend."} +{"tweet": "I hate hippies."} +{"tweet": "I knew I wouldn't be able to handle this."} +{"tweet": "@HaysMadison i say we sacrifice jordan"} +{"tweet": "@tmarsh83 @TylerWolfe4204 ya'll eat early. Fine. Whatever. Haha"} +{"tweet": "#SYTYCD finale tomorrow. @Dance10Aaron and @Dance10JasmineH. I'm calling it now! \\ud83d\\udc4d\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "And the suns out today...?"} +{"tweet": "A bunch of ignant little niqqlets hard headed never listen"} +{"tweet": "I'm so insanely obsessed with #RedneckCrazy and @tylerfarr."} +{"tweet": "#PerksOfDatingMe I will do anything to make sure you're happy"} +{"tweet": "So far my summer has consisted of donating plasma and laying in my bed. #INeedToGetOutMore"} +{"tweet": "And it all comes back #ThisNeedsToStop"} +{"tweet": "everyone needs to hear how I'm saying botch bc it's making me laugh so hard."} +{"tweet": "When I grow older I will be there at your side to remind you\\nhow I still love you - still love you"} +{"tweet": "Oh where oh where are you general record and SAE books oh where or where can you be?"} +{"tweet": "@dayf0shizzle @slithersl0th wut why"} +{"tweet": "@julianneconroy KEITH"} +{"tweet": "Only 7 more hours\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "1 more hour"} +{"tweet": "The freakin heat"} +{"tweet": "wish I could pick my schedule."} +{"tweet": "Every boyfriend is the one, until otherwise proven. The good never easy, the easy never good & love never works they way we think it would."} +{"tweet": "Taylor is awesome"} +{"tweet": "I need to find the Instagram of every @GameOfThrones actor. Has anybody made a list?"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna be a hick tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Every storm runs, runs out of rain, just like every dark night.. Turns into day \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83c\\udfa7"} +{"tweet": "@DavidCraig_4 same."} +{"tweet": "That seriously just made me so mad you don't even understand."} +{"tweet": "I'm going to go deaf if I keep this music at 1849395 any longer ... \\ud83c\\udfa7"} +{"tweet": "Dad told me that next time instead of running into the fence I need to lower my shoulder and take it out\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@MarkeeJoshua I'm ashamed of you."} +{"tweet": "So I took a walk today with my ex. It was interesting."} +{"tweet": "4 hours of trimming and only got one plant done. 11 more to do tomorrow after work. I'll put up the dope shit I made up tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@julius_anthony2 @J_Perles oh don't worry. I wasn't invited."} +{"tweet": "I love watching tattoo shows. Makes me fall in love with tattoos all over again."} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@TSweezy33: Does the sight of me leaving you drive you crazy ?\\u201d *wanting"} +{"tweet": "At least she was good during lunch."} +{"tweet": "\\@ThePrincessie: I'm in such a good mood right now, and I don't even have anyone to laugh with...\\\"!!!!!!!\""} +{"tweet": "@alliedanielle32 Darnnnnnnn..just out of luck, girl."} +{"tweet": "Time management. Woof."} +{"tweet": "No matter what happens, at the end of the day, my mind takes over everything."} +{"tweet": "Two hours of sleep is not enough sleep."} +{"tweet": "It's sad you and your wife go out for dinner and got nothing better to talk about than my ears. Dingus"} +{"tweet": "probably wont wake up until like 4 tomorrow yay for sleep"} +{"tweet": "I hate fighting."} +{"tweet": "Okay never mind. Went back and got to keep the burritos and got free cinnamon twist <3 you @TacoBell"} +{"tweet": "I'm more than just an option, hey hey hey, refuse to be forgotten, hey hey hey"} +{"tweet": "One thing I've learned. Value those closest to you, because when you're in real need, they'll be the ones to help."} +{"tweet": "@xoCieraRenee_ Your welcome beautiful :)"} +{"tweet": "@singularmoment isn't that sad? :("} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to buy my new cruiser"} +{"tweet": "@monnie_may how could I forget you?!?!?!? Tomorrow I'll have a surprise for you."} +{"tweet": "@whitneyback Your welcome! Miss you too!"} +{"tweet": "I miss cuddling you."} +{"tweet": "@amantvicios <3"} +{"tweet": "Or not?"} +{"tweet": "I mean yeah your existence sucks"} +{"tweet": "I hate that I can't take any pictures anymore on my phone. /: #sodumb"} +{"tweet": "@Team__Cooney I've already seen two of those. ;)"} +{"tweet": "RAGE."} +{"tweet": "7"} +{"tweet": "First time since middle school I was on the phone for more then 10 minutes... I didn't hate it"} +{"tweet": "Had a good convo with the boss today"} +{"tweet": "Can I have a good day just once?"} +{"tweet": "There's so much to do today but I don't wanna get up"} +{"tweet": "@ClayTroia I love you"} +{"tweet": "#Royals"} +{"tweet": "@bobbyplaycool I mean I honestly don't think any of them are, they don't know how to play as a team and drive the ball in the paint."} +{"tweet": "Okay. Well... I tried. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "When Alli gets to dancing its a good night"} +{"tweet": "@Lexyrai welcome to Cali. You will love it here, I'm sure."} +{"tweet": "smoked hookah for the first time yesterday . ."} +{"tweet": "@abbieeraee we all know the gonna be a rodeo clown"} +{"tweet": "@TheBrianWolf cant totally disagree with that but if stays healthy they're both most likely 3-2. Would be a fun discussion"} +{"tweet": "Screw work sleeping as long as possible then rolling out of bed"} +{"tweet": "I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British."} +{"tweet": "HUMP DAAAAAYYY \\ud83d\\udc2a\\ud83d\\udc2b"} +{"tweet": "I just type out the longest message ever in my notepad with everything that I want to say, but I'm too afraid of the truth to send it"} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when the person in the window at sonic hates you and you're just praying to god they didn't spit in your drink..."} +{"tweet": "I finally get over her and just talking to her brings memories back I can't go back\\ud83d\\ude2a #staystrongjay"} +{"tweet": "@gianaferreira I miss you too! let's hang soon"} +{"tweet": "People are so ignorant"} +{"tweet": "It came on the radio. Literally the first song that played."} +{"tweet": "Today is Suicide Awareness Day. Be accepting, be a friend, spread positivity, and remember a smile goes a long way #love #strength"} +{"tweet": "Just got a fresh manicure \\ud83d\\udc85"} +{"tweet": "@macy_babe you're gorgeous macy!\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Girl code along with pll and long island medium is all I watch. #obsessed"} +{"tweet": "@TweetsByDre10 what verse?"} +{"tweet": "Not really a fan of soccer but GO USA!!!\\u26bd\\ud83c\\uddfa\\ud83c\\uddf8#onlywatchingbecauseitsincbus"} +{"tweet": "Maybe next years Christmas wi actually feel like Christmas!"} +{"tweet": "@SamiGrudzien Derek"} +{"tweet": "Babies for breakfast, Babies for dinner #Chip"} +{"tweet": "@bosskelly666 @RyanVaniman in other words, you're a pussy"} +{"tweet": "In my mind, in my head. This is where we all came from."} +{"tweet": "This tv is fuckin huge. I like that shit"} +{"tweet": "Good luck to everyone taking the SATs!\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Spencer obviously has a plan"} +{"tweet": "It's depressing to think that summer is almost over"} +{"tweet": "Finally beat that damn level on candy crush!"} +{"tweet": "There's always been people that come and go in my life. There's few that stick around. But the few that do I will always respect."} +{"tweet": "@mchalmers15 yeah bro it happened...big win tonight and playin big time as always when needed! #repeat"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could win all of Ellen's 12 days of giveaways prizes....@TheEllenShow #PickMeEllen \\ud83d\\udc49brookestevens24\\ud83d\\udc48"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I could make emo kids laugh.. I'm like really funny. I think.. Maybe not"} +{"tweet": "Too many excel spreadsheets will make you go cross eyed. I'm sure of it."} +{"tweet": "that moment when you realize the bar is called Route 10 because its located on 10. #revelations"} +{"tweet": "#TheWorstFeeling not being good enough"} +{"tweet": "@Tookerann are you still going to the dance?"} +{"tweet": "You're gonna get beat up niggggga \\ud83d\\udc4a @T420fullerW"} +{"tweet": "Telling stories to my daughter before she goes to sleep is incredible sermon prep"} +{"tweet": "One thing I have to look forward to in the morning is reading everything @Toryln tweeted while I was asleep \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "It's about time I do the right thing. #FeelingGood #Changing"} +{"tweet": "@TheReal_Kp3 @shailee_bauer @natenovota I go to Dwight now.. Not Seneca. Sorrrryyy\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@xoiitsamyox you are presh."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@victoriau14 #meow"} +{"tweet": "Why are people filled with so much hate?"} +{"tweet": "But me Taco Bell so I know it's real"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know if I had homework and I honestly don't care"} +{"tweet": "S/o to my grandma for getting me and @catherineb_98 Marley Lilly and Michael Kors!"} +{"tweet": "Why is Gabby going through my pictures"} +{"tweet": "Kaner again!!"} +{"tweet": "Fuck this is ISS shit! #bored #ugh \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "@regis2014 yeah I thought we already talking about what we were doing ? Lmao"} +{"tweet": "Sandlot will always be the best movie"} +{"tweet": "@meahgall16 @yaboytory you stole tory"} +{"tweet": "Shain like makes buck wild"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 funny. Bye"} +{"tweet": "I am freezing my tits off"} +{"tweet": "A whole 19 degrees out!"} +{"tweet": "Game over baby!"} +{"tweet": "wish the new @Defeater record would have been at my house today. But nope."} +{"tweet": "It's Tuesday but I'm having a case of the Mondays. Why must I put pants on?"} +{"tweet": "Oh well. You can't make everyone happy. I guess all the blame comes in my direction. What can ya do."} +{"tweet": "This day sucks dick"} +{"tweet": "Someone buy this iPod. I need 80."} +{"tweet": "i don't even like turkey"} +{"tweet": "8am lab... Bad choice... #tired #dying"} +{"tweet": "Let's not be scrooges now ok? This is my favorite holiday and if you don't want to have fun please don't ruin mine. Thank you \\ud83d\\ude18\\u270c\\ud83c\\udf84"} +{"tweet": "@Melix you write it up & I'll edit"} +{"tweet": "@KeedanKotkas 180 step up? Or bunny hop in?"} +{"tweet": "This awkward marathon though >>"} +{"tweet": "@OhHeyAmandaaaa dibs"} +{"tweet": "My family seriously sucks so much haha"} +{"tweet": "We lose to Duke then do this?"} +{"tweet": "I feel good today \\ud83c\\udf1e"} +{"tweet": "@Deadspin I still want answers to how deep Te'o relationship runs with Tuiasosopo"} +{"tweet": "Ready for a change in life!"} +{"tweet": "I would like to"} +{"tweet": "Thank you @CGleason_ for that 2 hour conversation last night, but I'm kicking myself in the ass now."} +{"tweet": "Last night was awesome"} +{"tweet": "@tara_tabbaa your twin works at shively"} +{"tweet": "Did I just see you in the halls?? @taylor_morgan_c #swearidid"} +{"tweet": "Yo. I see a movie and bdubs in our future. @Mexican_toco"} +{"tweet": "@NinjaBoi23 @LoaFrz22 @KenzzeP hahaha how is it even possible to miss that many days! That's more than half the year"} +{"tweet": "Finally got a new phone"} +{"tweet": "@yourboykells Okayyy sounds good!"} +{"tweet": "Merry #Christmas to all!"} +{"tweet": "@Ben_Halterman YOU TWEETED THAT FUCKING STAR GIRL THING. HATING YOU FOR LIFE."} +{"tweet": "Watching Masterchef and their serving the cast and crew of Glee, I miss Corey!"} +{"tweet": "I am literally so excited to spend a whole week with @emily_dascenzo \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@Jon_Stoneback hey we never said you werent allowed to talk shit about Michigan state. But yeah you're right it doesn't really matter til MM"} +{"tweet": "@ChelsHaynes2 hahah omg I though I was going crazy for a second"} +{"tweet": "Just a creepin'"} +{"tweet": "@sslocum82 this is true. I respect you're opinion even if it is highly questionable."} +{"tweet": "@b0nyknees watch it on Netflix"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could choke you until you turned purple"} +{"tweet": "I think that @AbagaelNick and I are gonna have a great year especially with @MikeyHoeft and @RobDollars15 being our neighbors\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@Savannkay @CoreyHolter it was perfect hahahha I couldn't have done it better myself! I'm so proud \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "Got my leggings and under armour I'm set for tomorrow night"} +{"tweet": "@WankieCzech in a suit and glasses just tweeting away."} +{"tweet": "@stephmarieoxx I'm fighting you."} +{"tweet": "When I go to school my house is literally going to be empty #IOwnTooMuchShit \\ud83d\\ude4e"} +{"tweet": "@Big_Gabe_ @ChelseaAllHood @Its_Issa_ @Nathannnnn_ well it wasnt even a whole day. We were reallly good friends before."} +{"tweet": "If you find someone willing to give up everything for you, dont ever take them for granted or fuck it up. Cuz you wont find another."} +{"tweet": "Hope it's not all awkward now \\ud83d\\ude48 I just had to confess"} +{"tweet": "Just had an energy crash \\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "& I have to work today. \\ud83d\\ude30"} +{"tweet": "I'm so excited for Hoosier Girls State. \\u2764 #girlsstate"} +{"tweet": "Just made a $600 sale and have a grand total of $1200 in for the store when our goal is $1500.... Ya I'm done for the day"} +{"tweet": "It's 10:15 & I'm completely ready for church. This is amazing. I'm gonna be on time for once."} +{"tweet": "@Emily_Boston Emily.."} +{"tweet": "@puma_davis just the classics.. Sweet n sour chicken, beef lomein, cream cheese wontons, egg rolls and fried rice!!! It was all good..."} +{"tweet": "@KyleThe_King i don't need your witty remarks kyky"} +{"tweet": "What a crazy game. Hard to believe I was practically asleep through the first 7 innings."} +{"tweet": "@MohlerSarah I'm sure it's a boy, usually orange ones are lol"} +{"tweet": "I have never written so many papers in the first weeks of school.\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "This girl is having a terrible week"} +{"tweet": "The Red Wedding is about to happen nononooo #GOT"} +{"tweet": "Is it Thursday yet?? Miss my daddy!! #daddysgirl"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Heads will roll"} +{"tweet": "When you someone really attractive and you're just like, \\DAMNNN!\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Not even tired."} +{"tweet": "These #XGames are making me wanna hit the slopes again. And go back to #Aspen area now that I'm grown up"} +{"tweet": "I have finally found a way to make oatmeal rate semi decent. #thankgod #oatmealisgross"} +{"tweet": "@davidecarlo that is very true"} +{"tweet": "people will always disappoint you- so don't put all your stock in them."} +{"tweet": "@itsshelbybruh noooo.. That was Hannah's moms phone lol"} +{"tweet": "@chbanal your not even sorry! I hope you hit a deer the next time your driving;)"} +{"tweet": "Every inch of my body is sore...EVERY inch."} +{"tweet": "#IWasRight"} +{"tweet": "@WalkingDead_AMC @vineapp disappointed. No real story progression. Only thing new was milton growing a pair."} +{"tweet": "Sness stealing my tweets"} +{"tweet": "this always happens."} +{"tweet": "This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "I need to eat some Mary's ASAP"} +{"tweet": "#AlienSharks I wanna see a MegaMouth Shark!!! #Sharkweek"} +{"tweet": "Great night"} +{"tweet": "@pdxpeacock yes, hope you feel better. You should be off the hook next year for AM trick or treating. Let them go to matt's house instead."} +{"tweet": "Lizzie McGuire is on!"} +{"tweet": "Sitting in chemistry and @MontanaRenee00 is shopping online....for socks."} +{"tweet": "If you persistently ride my ass while I'm already 10mph over the speed limit, I will drive 10 miles UNDER the speed limit just FYI"} +{"tweet": "When you forget to send a text.."} +{"tweet": "ITS A EFFING MERMAID"} +{"tweet": "What's the line on Rex Ryan getting canned? 5.5 games? Smash the under."} +{"tweet": "Planned on going to driving school tomorrow morning but i think I would rather sleeeep"} +{"tweet": "...i feel like this is a joke..."} +{"tweet": "A relaxing Sunday of movies & cooking was just what I needed!\\ud83d\\udcfa\\ud83c\\udf75"} +{"tweet": "Been 9 minutes and I couldn't even tell you how appreciative I am"} +{"tweet": "@yungfinn Try googling it! That's how I'm watching it \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Cherry twizzlers are the shit"} +{"tweet": "so full ugh"} +{"tweet": "@SadeeGrace1 welcome bbg"} +{"tweet": "@Jack_Williams44 hahhaahahah I was kidding :)"} +{"tweet": "@amandaglorio2 IF YOUR AT A VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT MY FRIENDS ARE THERE AND SAW HER TOO"} +{"tweet": "@Garrett_Lewis That organization has nothing to win from equality and peace, it has everything to lose from it."} +{"tweet": "Have you ever lost your phone and found it in the refrigerator?"} +{"tweet": "Physically and emotionally done."} +{"tweet": "I'm ready for tonight with my girl! @tiffcherieeee11 #missher \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Snow? Go home spring, you're drunk."} +{"tweet": "Kills me inside to hear that, but I guess that only gives me the answer I need.."} +{"tweet": "When I'm depressed, I listen to country."} +{"tweet": "My thoughts are with everyone in Boston. They keep finding more devices, stay safe."} +{"tweet": "I don't think this chapter ever ends. I need to finish this book. #CityOfGlass"} +{"tweet": "I've been up looking for new music and I'm not even tired. I'm gonna miss summer nights like these\\n#summerforever #MusicOverLife"} +{"tweet": "@panzer good luck!"} +{"tweet": "Waitin on Darren and Cierra to wake up and get over here"} +{"tweet": "@Dolan_13 @SaXoN_duhh @Shan_Dawg12 we miss you too"} +{"tweet": "@TrillxTilDeath I agree with this"} +{"tweet": "Don't tell me our youth is running out, it's only just begun"} +{"tweet": "@FrannieGrzesik sry"} +{"tweet": "SWEATPANTS"} +{"tweet": "It's Monday I don't wanna do anything"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealJuan7 @bobbyspiers1 BOBBY \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@RebaReneeR Jody is a he :-) sudden death-"} +{"tweet": "@b0bfather @tcastle318 she's being a little to adamant that she doesn't drink"} +{"tweet": "That one time, when you hated on them for doing the EXACT same thing you did. #hypocrite #carryon"} +{"tweet": "@JerradTaylor_27 this weekend bud, and when we win you better be cellying with me around the rink"} +{"tweet": "@squrriledugan @antbarrett2 I wish I could sleep but big butt Sammie won't get off my bed"} +{"tweet": "Interview tomorrow!!"} +{"tweet": "This giant bruise forming on my leg is the result of @EricHotchkiss17 kicking me and @bsunday_197 hitting me in the same spot. Thx"} +{"tweet": "Taylor I'm not sure we can use that language."} +{"tweet": "@irum419 I'll see you all soon \\ud83d\\ude00"} +{"tweet": "Yea keep mocking us bitch #fuckkyaa"} +{"tweet": "if somebody have me 15 dollars I'd do anything for them & I'd love them forever."} +{"tweet": "Taking Lydia to the doc. #BestFriendStatus"} +{"tweet": "@DillonNorrisAU sounds like it lol"} +{"tweet": "@Real_CatAnagnos NONE of the Beatles were on the X-Factor. Why should I like them?"} +{"tweet": "For the night is dark and full of terrors"} +{"tweet": "I refuse to grow up."} +{"tweet": "Holy fuck I'm 18..... And iv been dating @D_Armstrong21 for two amazing years time is literally flying by"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I had a dream that I had triplets \\ud83d\\udc76\\ud83d\\udc76\\ud83d\\udc76"} +{"tweet": "@dzhunt might as well @farmercam42 said something about can night at the palms too"} +{"tweet": "@Lyss_loves_you #fiesty"} +{"tweet": "Its going to be so hard to leave the beach tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@KRMCNBB come over and swim today \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "6 worst said words out of my mouth 'I might just stay in chilli' \\ud83d\\ude37 yuck."} +{"tweet": "69- your my ride or die, point blank"} +{"tweet": "@13thJuggernaut nobody else is doing anything so I will. Lol"} +{"tweet": "I'm sick of people"} +{"tweet": "Idc if that tweet didnt make sense either, made sense to me #prevtweet"} +{"tweet": "They should name the royal baby, Jonathan. Pretty sweet name these days."} +{"tweet": "Some people may do gross this bit don't tweet about them... You big bitch."} +{"tweet": "I'm so nice and everyone is so mean to me and I really don't understand why"} +{"tweet": "getting x-rays again tomorrow \\ue011"} +{"tweet": "Just woke up, bout to go blow my vuvuzela in my parents room. Hopefully they don't take my presents back"} +{"tweet": "A white boy with tattoos and shoe game and can dress and look good \\u270b\\ud83d\\udc81 wooh"} +{"tweet": "@AaronMShaffer i miss the way it was to. Alot better. Dont u work i. Chi. Atleast thats what i heard"} +{"tweet": "@BrittCharland96 did he say \\look into your future\\\" lmao when you had to look to the sides\""} +{"tweet": "@Paul_Dun_HAM I care"} +{"tweet": "I haaaate when guys leave big heavy weights on the bar & I have to attempt to lift them off & look like an idiot. #comeonguys #gympetpeeve"} +{"tweet": "The squeaking my jeep is making right now <<<<<"} +{"tweet": "Devin yells rape and runs away from me in public"} +{"tweet": "I have got some violent sneezes. I think I sneeze out some hair. #goodlord #baldjoke"} +{"tweet": "This servesafe alcohol test is nothing more than showing me videos of a play by play how I act drunk at other restaurants"} +{"tweet": "Florida was fun and all, But I'm ready to come home and see my family."} +{"tweet": "The price of promotion means you have to leave from some familiar places"} +{"tweet": "@darbiemariee bringing some over in half an hour!"} +{"tweet": "They say the freaks come out at night and you know who they came to see."} +{"tweet": "@_Jared_Henke_ @jjanderson82 DRIVE TO FUCKING CHICAGO"} +{"tweet": "@ATJogia I LOVED you on Victorious! I LOVE u as Danny! Do u enjoy your character? And who on the cast are u closest with?"} +{"tweet": "Good wills"} +{"tweet": "@GeeBabbyy @brit_bax after that!! Brit works till 9 too!"} +{"tweet": "@KailiThibodeaux suuuuuper weirdddd"} +{"tweet": "I think I break everything I own..#damn"} +{"tweet": "indirect tweets are absolutely amazing"} +{"tweet": "@Colston_FSU we'll #TrueStory"} +{"tweet": "@LenaRalene it's magic!!!! Lol"} +{"tweet": "Can we talk about how I'm not stoked to carry at least three pieces of luggage from 7th and 28th to 57th"} +{"tweet": "Okay 7am is way too early for me on a Saturday, back to bed I go!"} +{"tweet": "I'm so hungryyyyy"} +{"tweet": "@MaddieSulewski yeah good luck on the act........."} +{"tweet": "I'm feeling so nostalgic today"} +{"tweet": "School never sounds like a good idea."} +{"tweet": "@sydniePAWB BE MY FRIEND!?"} +{"tweet": "I absolutely hate sharing a room with my brother"} +{"tweet": "Watching the last song and it makes me miss mileys hair"} +{"tweet": "My turn\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@ShibBrady I love it he looks adorable like usual:)"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure this is officially the millionth time I've watched The Big Lebowski. I can't get sick of it."} +{"tweet": "If the gold is some place where I might die well so be it. #cantSpendItIfYourDeadParker #goldrush"} +{"tweet": "@MissTexas_Ewing @jrewing1972 \\nTrue but still I wouldn't have seen it yet if you wouldn't have tweeted it."} +{"tweet": "@TIsrael3 it's coming tho! Lol"} +{"tweet": "I drink sweet tea by the gallon"} +{"tweet": "My shoulder blade is killing me\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Cant. Stop. Reading. 50 Shades of Grey"} +{"tweet": "I just don't want to do today."} +{"tweet": "Went for a walk, god I love this weather! :)"} +{"tweet": "@MGreenBean30 God Bless You Too Ms. Green! I hope you have a great day and I pray that you God helps you with anything that is troubling you"} +{"tweet": "Best shower of my life\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@RageGrl No way! Just trying to get a job doing my dream: running a goat dairy. And farm cats don't move like house cats do..."} +{"tweet": "@haelipaige23 your pic is cutting our faces off :("} +{"tweet": "Should've gave in by now."} +{"tweet": "There's no reason have a good outlook on things you deserve too"} +{"tweet": "It was so peaceful here until you got home.... Let the yelling begin... #Great.... \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Way too excited for boyne on Friday with these losers @TCook21 @kaitlynbreannne @laurendubois45"} +{"tweet": "out of all the shoes I have I still can't find a pair to wear tonight \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Permanent poker face."} +{"tweet": "I cannot remember the last time I slept in my own bed on a Saturday night #sogreat \\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "@bbgunzzzz I'm living in Indiana this summer so please come down and visit when you get back!"} +{"tweet": "@kaylanradcliff makes 2 of us"} +{"tweet": "He's like bitch sit down I am playing video games"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go school shoppingggg"} +{"tweet": "I feel sorry for Mr.Mac lol we give him such a hard time. @LuannDavis00"} +{"tweet": "Seriously Trevor's mom is the cutest thing ever!\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "Nothing is like the feeling of getting in bed freshly showered after a night shift \\ud83d\\ude0c\\ud83d\\ude0c\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@Lilybarrett12 I would hit him 25 times because that's how old I am and he would like pass out or die then I would be like crap I killed him"} +{"tweet": "@emma21maria yes do it"} +{"tweet": "@MLH_5 coming home to ben making sandwiches naked. #goinghard"} +{"tweet": "SO MAD"} +{"tweet": "And now we drank @bea_fieramosca"} +{"tweet": "HAPPY NEW YEAR! \\ud83c\\udf89"} +{"tweet": "Makin me stay another night at the hospital #wtf"} +{"tweet": "Telling people about our anchorman Halloween costume, people are excited \\ud83d\\ude01 @USAmanda1776 @meganNvac"} +{"tweet": "@ameliablackk will you tell them to send some love to me?"} +{"tweet": "One thing I learned during my service was that incoming fire always has the right of way."} +{"tweet": "Even when he's miles away @brettmiller12 finds a way to surprise me when I'm sick \\ud83d\\udc95 thanks to @millerm6 and @tarynmiller17 for stopping by \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@JulieMariexox You should of went to Sebs the other night, i had a lot of them! I'll make some more soon! What should I make????"} +{"tweet": "Guess I'll try to catch some \\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "@samfuhr13 not gonna come over and see us today?"} +{"tweet": "@Briitttanyyy__ k sending Donte in minute."} +{"tweet": "@pbell93 miss you too!!"} +{"tweet": "@taylorberg22 haha is brad and Kelly turnt up? #jklol"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I feel as if nothing good is supposed to happen to me."} +{"tweet": "Thanks for the awesome snowboarding pants!"} +{"tweet": "I WANT SOME COFFEE \\u2615\\u2615..."} +{"tweet": "@tay_hatfield ; fuck y'all .. I'm goin to briar patch . & Emily said hurry up ."} +{"tweet": "@EpicShowpony O/////O WAIT WHta\\nI love you too very much so but omfg"} +{"tweet": "I hate waking up tired"} +{"tweet": "Blessed loved and happy \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I'm either going to be the most successful in my family when I grow up or I'm going to be homeless and a prostitute there's no in between"} +{"tweet": "GTA V midnight release. People have tents... #wtf"} +{"tweet": "Wait .. Its snowing !?!\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@PapaSquish obv"} +{"tweet": "Not a loss \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Hello hail. please don't dent my new car.\\n\\nLove,\\n\\nJess\\n\\np.s: #HailGoAway"} +{"tweet": "@Truonging what?"} +{"tweet": "I really need someone to walk on my back."} +{"tweet": "Got invited to go bowling tonight, but I'd rather watch the game #Sacrifice #GoPackGo"} +{"tweet": "Challenging anyone to act it out!! @alievxo @hahaitsmarissa @justine_carey @coleschloesser"} +{"tweet": "@k_shag I'd give it two weeks then we can go:)"} +{"tweet": "@_shawneelynn a doctor wouldnt be scared of the dark...."} +{"tweet": "You're the joy thru the pain. You're the truth thru the lies."} +{"tweet": "Man fuck periods. I'm like emotional for what. No reason \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 all because my car didn't pass inspection. Smh"} +{"tweet": "I am watching Alaska state troopers, made me think of you! @jperez_99"} +{"tweet": "@dominguez_emily \\ud83d\\ude0f I was unaware"} +{"tweet": "@SpencerBacarell s view on how to police the world \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I'm so excited for Friday, I can barely stand it!"} +{"tweet": "@DestinyLaone it was the EXACT someone, and they had now adventure pack!!!\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "80 days till graduation \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "You've been single for a week or 2 stfu."} +{"tweet": "@ColeGunder lets have a repeat of state finals weekend\\ud83d\\udc4c hahaha"} +{"tweet": "I WILL get my tattoo this summer! \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I don't think I've ever been so cranky. I need to go to bed."} +{"tweet": "Ya think you've seen it all until a kid walks to school with a blanket over his backpack but not himself..."} +{"tweet": "From now on I'm going to compliment every lady behind or in front of me when in line somewhere."} +{"tweet": "@molly_mcgregor ok \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Wasted a year of my life"} +{"tweet": "@DylanBraddy thanks bud"} +{"tweet": "Ahh VHS.. The ability to fast forward through the FBI warning was something I used to take for granted."} +{"tweet": "@_km23 been there done that"} +{"tweet": "Drop it off at my house. Do something. I want my damn warmup in my hand. By having boogers on the jacket I ended up with, I know who's it is"} +{"tweet": "Why do my hands get cold when I text too much \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Severe weather warning until 10 tonight \\u26a1\\u2601\\u2614"} +{"tweet": "Not how it works #Gtfo"} +{"tweet": "@ThatHudsonRiver haha thanks dude!"} +{"tweet": "@kyle5kokish I Will!"} +{"tweet": "It's the hair"} +{"tweet": "Tired but i can't fall asleep :/"} +{"tweet": "Matty \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "That was a well needed nap"} +{"tweet": "I just can't stop believing that everything is going to be okay.."} +{"tweet": "This headache I'm getting <<<<"} +{"tweet": "@AntonKozelichki thanks! Have a great break."} +{"tweet": "@taramarquis @Things4chicks that's not an outfit she's an elf what are you trying to say \\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "Pretend that last tweet never happened. Twerking is the stupidest thing ever."} +{"tweet": "@Chelsea__Monroe @janetmichelee can I join?! #putaringonit #hopelessromantic"} +{"tweet": "Dr Winters is seeing private appointments this am and will see walk-ins this pm from 2-4.Dr Stein is seeing walk-ins this am"} +{"tweet": "@iiAmPBC thought you had subs"} +{"tweet": "I arrived home, after a week at camp, to find that my mom and sister had cleaned the house and Dave had mowed my yard. #cantbeatmyfamily!"} +{"tweet": "carrot likes to sing"} +{"tweet": "Well that was embarrassing to witness"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "ARIA AND EZRA ARE BACK !!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@rachboyles \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 I'm kidding"} +{"tweet": "When we had a moment of silence for @AdrianPeterson at my semi pro game today>>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@DC_43 it's about time! Welcome to twitter"} +{"tweet": "my hunner\\u300b\\u300b\\u300byourss."} +{"tweet": "is that Andy Milanakis \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "If I have to work tomorrow Ill be so pissed"} +{"tweet": "@MariannePoinset holy depressing"} +{"tweet": "You play more games than a monopoly board"} +{"tweet": "@BUTTnERMyMuffin @alexisparis22 @rach_manning HURRRYUP HERE! I haven't seen you for like forever"} +{"tweet": "@wtevxr coexist is one of my favorite albums of all time"} +{"tweet": "Celtics playing good, welcome Crawford"} +{"tweet": "@CodyNowicki20 Florida Georgia line of course \\ud83d\\ude1d love my country"} +{"tweet": "@smASHcheeks he's been on a Cheerios fix"} +{"tweet": "If you twitter bio location is \\Where the wild things are\\\" you should reevaluate your life\""} +{"tweet": "Omg this #eagles game."} +{"tweet": "@AMAAS oh OK. Rematch from last year ALDS! Hahaha. A's gonna lose again!"} +{"tweet": "i'm so over this \\wake up and get ready for school\\\" thing.\""} +{"tweet": "Selfish people are the worst!"} +{"tweet": "Dave Mathews Band>>>>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "I'm tired of listening to idiots talking about smoking. You aren't cool."} +{"tweet": "@JamieDornan1 my daughter has that exact bear, he creeps me out from time to time lol"} +{"tweet": "Gonna try to tweet more often to keep you guys updated on my life. Walking to a gas station right now. Stay tuned"} +{"tweet": "@shemararae @mike_fife @JohnAlbora @TakeThatDarwin I once was happy alone but now more happier being married."} +{"tweet": "Grow up already and stop with your bullshit... You are the same as you were then and u have proved that now! #pist"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait till next year."} +{"tweet": "Omg I feel so sick \\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Although... Skyrim is the shit"} +{"tweet": "@DR_1nOnly @Zdavis_ man the browns sign a guy who is fumble prone it even says he is on madden that's how shitty he is lol he's most shitty"} +{"tweet": "I fell asleep maybe 4 times last night but woke up every 15 minutes \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Fuck Geneva."} +{"tweet": "\\I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud!#\""} +{"tweet": "I like the to eat pepperoni pizza rolls frozen"} +{"tweet": "@AshleyFires Happy Thanksgiving"} +{"tweet": "20 days till brother comes back up from base and 22 days till Christmas \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "cannot wait to go to a Twolves game!!!"} +{"tweet": "I need a beer"} +{"tweet": "Only baseball I like to watch is the little league world series!!"} +{"tweet": "Oh reaaaaal coooool...."} +{"tweet": "is it sad that i'd rather hang out with my grandma than almost anyone else? #annabelleindahouse #bestwomanever"} +{"tweet": "Nothing better than some Luke Bryan!!"} +{"tweet": "I am who I am bc the things I have gone throw, the bad the good I'm happy with all of it. Bc all of it made the person I am today."} +{"tweet": "@lexeyboo_ I'm not going anywhere"} +{"tweet": "@Noelle_Frame oh there goes gravity?"} +{"tweet": "About to watch The Devil Inside \\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "Lost without words. Trying to find a way to say I'm sorry"} +{"tweet": "When the patient bleeds out, they may suffer, and maybe even die, but the surgeon is the one who has to live suffer with the pain."} +{"tweet": "Husband material \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "You're toxic I'm slipping under."} +{"tweet": "@MarcusOtte I've also done this before. #noshame"} +{"tweet": "@DakotaJarod we should play sime dodge ball tomorrow night"} +{"tweet": "@efriskiee brownsburg?"} +{"tweet": "My outpatient surgery is next week \\ud83d\\ude4cthe lord is so good \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@amahark I thought maybe I was confused for a minute... Clearly I was"} +{"tweet": "Just about everyone hates me."} +{"tweet": "@_laidbckKiD because you decided to slut around with randoms. Congratulations you literally just lost the best you will ever get. Have fun"} +{"tweet": "I'm standing here stoned looking at this pot of boiling water and macaroni thinking \\science is crazy\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "1- I love talking to you & you always make my day better even if it was a horrible one"} +{"tweet": "Hahaha..... #hateyou"} +{"tweet": "If you could love me already, that'd be great."} +{"tweet": "@NovaKANE_ my life is not in danger."} +{"tweet": "@Pamsarraf1 I'm not this biggest kid but he's a tooth pic if he wasn't famous people would think differently"} +{"tweet": "Screaming at mt TV is not going to accomplish anything. BUT STILL. Get it together boys! #stlblues"} +{"tweet": "my good mood has been completely ruined."} +{"tweet": "Play with my hair and I will literally do anything you want #Weakness"} +{"tweet": "I look like a whole new person \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@MagdalynMaeEwen I'm going to pee my pants. So funny. Uncle ick I presume?"} +{"tweet": "I can't make it through The Last Song without crying like a baby\\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "@MIKI_girl_17 so your helping me at lunch tomorrow pwease \\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "Dads changing up the mojo by changing his browns jersey. #watchout #Brownies \\ud83c\\udfc8\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I need a laptop. Writing in this heat is crazy."} +{"tweet": "Confidence booster!"} +{"tweet": "Soar today :) @moreheadstate So excited to be an eagle!"} +{"tweet": "@kriztweetsalot that makes more sense. Papi's going to the game with you tonight?"} +{"tweet": "Elevator probs"} +{"tweet": "Give up"} +{"tweet": "I guess it's really hard for me to like someone more then a friend! Haha I like it like that!"} +{"tweet": "um there's a band playing here and they're performing break on through"} +{"tweet": "Nam, good pizza."} +{"tweet": "Who's at the football game"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna get in my pjs and watch Netflix\\ud83d\\ude19"} +{"tweet": "I love how Tiffany didn't even text me.."} +{"tweet": "I guess all I want is love"} +{"tweet": "OK BYE."} +{"tweet": "@ScottieLee ha, well whatever. I love when you get on these kicks!"} +{"tweet": "Chicken and beer, chicken and beer, chicken and beer... I mean, ughhhh... work, news, concealed carry... #bottomsuponthebrain"} +{"tweet": "@Victorious1761 I'll have the window cracked"} +{"tweet": "@dcali_1 no Neff he's mine."} +{"tweet": "@JGascue16 Ight I'm gonna try to find a ride lmao"} +{"tweet": "dude Riss where are you?? it doesn't take this long to get home from work."} +{"tweet": "Transformer blew up outside my house -____-"} +{"tweet": "One more week of the bus\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Honestly I miss my old life so much everything was so much simpler and people seemed to actually care for once."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude1b"} +{"tweet": "I'm probably just asking too much.."} +{"tweet": "Me and @VinceNantes got a Top 40 on our hands...Lets see if the button pushers tryna eat."} +{"tweet": "@PaigeElliott15 You're awkward and Creepy \\u2665"} +{"tweet": "@ARDiSpirito is the best and I owe her my life just about."} +{"tweet": "@poopcanoe cool story. Bro."} +{"tweet": "So I've decided to teach others how I achieve this lovely Baritone hair."} +{"tweet": "I don't think I'd want Nicki Minaj's ass just because it's too big. Like how could you get pants over that \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@jayzaitz and come to fucking WORK"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had Netflix..."} +{"tweet": "At least the nanny is on \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@aznstarlette You gonna watch the fight somewhere?"} +{"tweet": "@KenzieHarding4 your welcome"} +{"tweet": "Why do I have to be sick?"} +{"tweet": "10hr work day...with other people's kids...only thing getting me through is seeing my love and kids when I get home #teamLEED @orangehat15"} +{"tweet": "@jasonrmcintyre So Cleveland wasn't tanking when they made that trade?"} +{"tweet": "@ctedeschii shut up"} +{"tweet": "Aside from the hardships i face from time to time, I've made the choice to move above and beyond those to be happy. #lifegoeson"} +{"tweet": "@Will_Miles11 nice"} +{"tweet": "@joe_pezz I'm just kitten"} +{"tweet": "Ok really I don't care about being single but I do love greys anatomy"} +{"tweet": "I'm so happy that Adam Sandler's best movies are coming on TV now that Grown Ups 2 is out. There should be an Adam Sandler channel."} +{"tweet": "My soul has just died."} +{"tweet": "@ravjarrett @jake_leist gosh, just had a flashback and heard you talking in a British accent, like in my head, it was vivid."} +{"tweet": "That snapchat I sent to kallee was hands down the funniest"} +{"tweet": "Tyga>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "I should probably pay attention in my English class.."} +{"tweet": "There's peppermint in my hot chocolate and I'm quite upset about it"} +{"tweet": "@Nolan_Sotillo more like #OVERSEXINESS Lololol :)"} +{"tweet": "I'm too excited to see Desolation of Smaug \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Big S/O to @andyy_Hammerr for attempting to throw me in the pool but instead I now have a huge blister on my heal. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@wesleywhamond We've had great success with no treatment"} +{"tweet": "@KiaRockwell this is about me"} +{"tweet": "Dave just said he hates the song Sweet Caroline. No one hates this song!"} +{"tweet": "Nice to know that the social media jump to Twitter has not harmed my insomnia in any way. Exhausted!"} +{"tweet": "We won a game!!! Fuck the draft."} +{"tweet": "I want to cuddle & watch scary movies\\ud83d\\udc7b\\ud83c\\udf83"} +{"tweet": "WELL DUH."} +{"tweet": "Could we stop wearing back packs in the lunch line #youhavealockerforAreason"} +{"tweet": "@a_jon35 depends on how root does huh?"} +{"tweet": "@AustinMahone HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT BABY BE CAREFUL :):):)\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@coriwalters I'm at the light by Honda.\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@camjdion right"} +{"tweet": "It could take a lifetime, to see the right signs. So lets remind every mind we're all the same."} +{"tweet": "Well last night was a success but I'm gunna go sleep my life and migraine away."} +{"tweet": "Oh god, please don't be serious \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@TherealEFarrell as a player he is"} +{"tweet": "It's like the arctic circle out there"} +{"tweet": "I'm so excited that I don't have school and I don't have to get up till like noon tomorrow. \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Its to the point where my mom just accepts gabby as family and assumes when she leaves she's coming back to sleep here"} +{"tweet": "@JoeKaverman I want to play tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Annnnd the shitty friend of the year award goes to you\\ue41f\\ue41f #Congrats"} +{"tweet": "Fuck cleaning. The Pens game is on."} +{"tweet": "@kendraxmarie10 you're just using your negative reflection on yourself towards me. Perks of being a psychology major."} +{"tweet": "@kford93 oh I know! He was in Cincinnati for a while and it was terrible. Ya it's only 3 hrs but that's too far when they are your BFF."} +{"tweet": "hot moms"} +{"tweet": "@delrod03 haha thanks that helped!!"} +{"tweet": "Wow this guys rude"} +{"tweet": "@dakotatreeece In other unrelated news, what brand of chocolate is Kim Kardashian liking right now? #DarkChocolate or #MilkChocolate"} +{"tweet": "Man, I hate being home."} +{"tweet": "This game is hard to watch hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Seeing you would make my night 100% better"} +{"tweet": "Laikyn's standing here yelling at Brenden in a bunch of baby gibberish. \\ud83d\\ude02 #funny #lovethem \\ud83d\\udc76"} +{"tweet": "At The Local sipping a cider with @AlbyBern and @alyssamschmid"} +{"tweet": "@Trav_Lamb12 although its a little To cold for our long walk an talks lol"} +{"tweet": "Soo.. Last night."} +{"tweet": "What is a junior statement & how the heck am I supposed to write one #clueless"} +{"tweet": "@SingEricaMendez I'm not feading that thing he can live on the mice"} +{"tweet": "My white boys are doing this for my bracket #Louiville"} +{"tweet": "I looked away for 1 minute and now it's gone! Why me!!!"} +{"tweet": "I want buffalo"} +{"tweet": "I hate people."} +{"tweet": "@cheryllkaren @77_mills @ilovecats8 awe I am sorry Cheryl your in my prayers"} +{"tweet": "@TrevorMoran you should send me a selfie"} +{"tweet": "@RCRracing where at i will be there"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to watch the @Seahawks this year"} +{"tweet": "Most shocking news I've received in a very long time."} +{"tweet": "@Mynameis_Beckyy @kingjar3th I broke down in the car once because a anxiety attack and people said my problems were stupid and nothing"} +{"tweet": "@hqueenie1992 your flawless"} +{"tweet": "& wearing a red dress along with red lipstick is an even better feeling \\ud83d\\udc83"} +{"tweet": "@TeamWGW some of these pics are very sketchy...."} +{"tweet": "@rykayy it's a rain storm ;) first one in 88 days they said!!!"} +{"tweet": "you & tequila make me crazy, run like poison in my blood, one more night could kill me baby \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@shalahkreis22 Lol well if you need to work at the store she can stay with me!"} +{"tweet": "@ClevTA Absolutely. Reminds me of when they signed Millwood. They were hoping he would outperform recent past. Far too much risk."} +{"tweet": "I love ramen, probably why I still have the pudge \\ud83d\\ude06\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Im weak right about now ha"} +{"tweet": "Marvin's delivers to Laurisa's house. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@OmarKelly @rudyjuly2 Glad Pope still has Miami vote. Ogden more All-Pro picks on less talented team, big reason for Lewis' 2000-yd season."} +{"tweet": "It's like a damn ripple affect."} +{"tweet": "I think these two guys behind me in the lab are laughing at me and I'm really confused. Do I look funny or what"} +{"tweet": "In churches there should be more anxiety over losing focus and less anxiety over making changes."} +{"tweet": "In 5hrs you'll find me in my bed.. Napping \\ud83d\\ude34 #hatemondays"} +{"tweet": "I'm so cold"} +{"tweet": "You look like something id draw with my left hand."} +{"tweet": "fingers crossed! prayers requested! \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Finally get my mocha. :)"} +{"tweet": "Yeah we can."} +{"tweet": "Matts snoring latley <<<<"} +{"tweet": "worst text to fuckin wake up to....."} +{"tweet": "Worked out and tanned today! \\ud83d\\udcaa\\ud83d\\udc4d #feelingaccomplished"} +{"tweet": "@Mr_Ian_Card I wish I was going back to school!"} +{"tweet": "WOW! My childhood favorite movie is rock a doodle! So is hayleys omg"} +{"tweet": "I hate not working..."} +{"tweet": "i confused my feelings with the truth #HSMlyrics"} +{"tweet": "@TGI_FREIday took the words right out of my mouth \\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "Nothing pisses me off more than a blank snapchat."} +{"tweet": "Everyone come out to chapz!"} +{"tweet": "Back in the USA... 38 unopened snapchats to view...#whatgoeson when you leave for a week@steelthiele"} +{"tweet": "Just gonna skip all of tomorrow's meals bc I most definitely consumed about 2,000 calories at the movies just now\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "@xo_jesssss I'll send you pics because I just can't wait \\ud83d\\ude1c\\ud83d\\ude1c\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "I swear im going insane so much energy nothin to do ahhhhhh"} +{"tweet": "I need a polar pop"} +{"tweet": "@Bsquirrely yeah I'm not seeeein it"} +{"tweet": "I don't look at monkeys the same way ever since I saw one masturbating ..."} +{"tweet": "Favorite button... ENGAGE"} +{"tweet": "Mom text me back about conditioning"} +{"tweet": "If Tim breaks one more of my Lilly Pulitzer mugs I'm going to scream"} +{"tweet": "@domonique_26 bring me a bottle of water"} +{"tweet": "I fear judgement and criticism with everything I do."} +{"tweet": "Shhhhh.. Be quiet.. Cause ya body talks louder when your silent \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "The boredom is too real"} +{"tweet": "Matheny and his inability to get any fire out of this team is going to keep Dusty Baker unemployed next year"} +{"tweet": "@Melissa_Jaaayne @shiitcorriesays We're just speaking the truth. ;)"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow is the last day of 2013."} +{"tweet": "Best news all day= Alexander Steen agreeing with the Blues for three more years! #lgb"} +{"tweet": "Can I wear flannels yet or...?"} +{"tweet": "My mood forecast for the rest of the week: pissed off with a 30% chance of fuck off #allofyou"} +{"tweet": "Teach me."} +{"tweet": "@jeremycrafford he's ass. Took all last year off for nothing."} +{"tweet": "Im a vegetarian now."} +{"tweet": "Hashtag glitter"} +{"tweet": "@BrookeFHaney fuck I'm glad I asked early in the day so I have a minute"} +{"tweet": "Wind 1.1 mph E. Barometer 30.21 in, Rising. Temperature 58.6 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.06 in. Humidity 75%"} +{"tweet": "Semesters officially over! I could cry of excitement"} +{"tweet": "You're a jerk"} +{"tweet": "@brianlennonshow yes we did. Best football movie ever is either Titans or Brian's Song."} +{"tweet": "Holy fuck I bit the shit out if my tongue while I was sleepin last night."} +{"tweet": "@DoctorSeese oh ya we all suck pal your tweets are just what helps me step away from the ledge from time to time"} +{"tweet": "That kind of text message never gets old."} +{"tweet": "@_OhSoWise you coming?"} +{"tweet": "Lol that was like perfect timing @KJY_5 @blcollins31 I just laughed so hard at her running"} +{"tweet": "Also, I know Mondays suck, but just be happy you woke up this morning. \\u263a\\ufe0f God is good!"} +{"tweet": "I haven't had one table. #happytweet"} +{"tweet": "for not doing anything it was a solid Saturday"} +{"tweet": "@f0reverfabulous PENT STATE"} +{"tweet": "Good thing the police came to my house so they could tell me MY REGISTRATION ON MY CAR HAS BEEN EXPIRED FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS"} +{"tweet": "@KieranLyons16 I hate you"} +{"tweet": "There are so many pretty girls in our grade"} +{"tweet": "I just want to watch the nightmare before christmas everyday for the rest of my life"} +{"tweet": "@kaitlindberg hahahaha oh my god & then I got offended ! \\ did you just call me a racist!?!' Hahahahah\""} +{"tweet": "@RealSkipBayless Tebow"} +{"tweet": "If something funny happens, I might fuckin laugh."} +{"tweet": "We sure spilled a lot of ink and airwaves about this trade deadline, huh? Brewers and Twins DO NOTHING! Yay for the same old thing."} +{"tweet": "consciousness and revolt"} +{"tweet": "During the week my life consists of working, eating, driving, working out, making the next day's lunch, and sleeping. And sometimes tanning"} +{"tweet": "Making me a strawberry and banana smoothie. :)"} +{"tweet": "@danaxmichelle @karinashley_ exactly! It's not like she's giving him the check and shoving her tounge down his throat! Hahahahaha"} +{"tweet": "Uggla is Spanish for \\speed demon.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I just want to sleep"} +{"tweet": "I know who goes by my house by the sound of their car.. Thats how small town is.."} +{"tweet": "I never get sick of listening to Amy winehouse"} +{"tweet": "AHH THIS DUDE HAS CROCS ON THERE KINDA COOL"} +{"tweet": "Oh cool I've only lost 700 dollars this week no big deal just make a hell of alot more next week"} +{"tweet": "Oops"} +{"tweet": "@MotoJonesy @Hutch_osaurus lol better watch out I got a whole school coming for me hahahah what a joke. #gettinit"} +{"tweet": "I'll take you to the candy shop"} +{"tweet": "@chey_cochran dorm beds blow!"} +{"tweet": "Wayne Newton looks absolutely insane. It looks like he is wearing another person\\u2019s face."} +{"tweet": "@JessicaClackum @hughlaurie @LisaAchacon I want to know what happened to your socks, Hugh? Have they developed the ability to reproduce?"} +{"tweet": "I miss you \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "#IGotAThingFor boys that text back instantly. None of that"} +{"tweet": "and some times you have to find that push yourself."} +{"tweet": "Someone distract me@"} +{"tweet": "@BootyDraws prob my loud pack"} +{"tweet": "It's a good thing I got my car back so I don't have to wait for Jeremy to get back home to be able to leave his house"} +{"tweet": "Wind 2 mph ENE. Barometer 30.11 in, Rising slowly. Temperature 57.9 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 67%"} +{"tweet": "I just realized that earlier when keddy and ate Taco Bell while listening to techno. No words. We both chewed and head nodded to the beat."} +{"tweet": "@BfloBlog I look forward to the content."} +{"tweet": "The only good thing about going to work today is the fact that I work with @TruthOrDarren_ \\u263a #LongTalks"} +{"tweet": "Pop a molly im sweatin"} +{"tweet": "So who gets the last seat on @JimmyDikesLive's plane if Ole Miss happens to lose?"} +{"tweet": "I actually like theovie friends with benefits. Its funnier then the other movue with the same story."} +{"tweet": "@d25l1n I'm confused."} +{"tweet": "We are gonna make the best bowling team"} +{"tweet": "@b451c4lm Couple of the year award goes to.. ;)"} +{"tweet": "@Mattti34 I'm a funny gal"} +{"tweet": "Wow was climbing on the counter easier when I was 8.. but then again you'd think I could reach by now"} +{"tweet": "@ClassOfSwag2015 @HapHazard__ whoever made the account owes 20$ in the douchebag jar"} +{"tweet": "\\I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Colleges and credit transfers are the most impossible things to work with. No leeway whatsoever"} +{"tweet": "NL central has 3 teams with better record pct's than the leaders of the west and east. tough and super fun race here, boys. love it."} +{"tweet": "I NEED to buy new shoes #ASAP"} +{"tweet": "It's hailing. At practice"} +{"tweet": "I'm confused on what just happened"} +{"tweet": "@awkward_jen Sorry I needed a chaser!!!"} +{"tweet": "@scotttharvey he is not home. #Sorry"} +{"tweet": "@Hannnah_Jackson hey"} +{"tweet": "I'm so tired I just want to go to bed but I have to wait up for Nick to bring me the keys for tomorrow. #sadlife"} +{"tweet": "I cried twice"} +{"tweet": "It's amazing what you can see just by sitting in sissonville lol"} +{"tweet": "I JUST WANNA STAY HOME AND RUN AND WATCH FOOTBALL. Why do I do this to myselffff"} +{"tweet": "I love the way you do the things you love, but this is not a love song. \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfa4"} +{"tweet": "#VoiceSave Caroline #VoiceSaveCaroline"} +{"tweet": "@SqeakyAdams holy crap that's awesome!"} +{"tweet": "Whenever #jackass is on, my night is made. Like tonight."} +{"tweet": "I feel naked"} +{"tweet": "Welp, here's to the season...."} +{"tweet": "Full day today; 5 hours of class, two quizzes, laundry, and a lift... At least there are some PERKS to it"} +{"tweet": "Since I have no one to talk to I'm goin to bed."} +{"tweet": "I legitimately do not understand"} +{"tweet": "I made karlee call the wave pool today & talk in an Indian accent"} +{"tweet": "Once again, I really fucked up."} +{"tweet": "Fuck an age limit it doesn't stop anyone from drinking so why the fuck have it"} +{"tweet": "@Harry_Styles ouch"} +{"tweet": "@ajacobs8 no.... Omg I would cry. That's so messed up."} +{"tweet": "My mom thinks it's so funny to text me while sitting right next to me"} +{"tweet": "@tyler_wadding think about it"} +{"tweet": "My mom saids i need church"} +{"tweet": "We're literally laughing so hard right now, Starrmaker is the best app ever @marchandsgurl63 @atins97"} +{"tweet": "THE OFFICE ALWAYS HAS ME ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR DYING OF LAUGHTER NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I WATCH THE EPISODES"} +{"tweet": "Poor and drunk"} +{"tweet": "@DDub_Gurl4Ever @DonnieWahlberg\\ud83d\\ude00"} +{"tweet": "@CarmillaLusta agreed. That has been more traumatizing to my childhood. I still struggle with that."} +{"tweet": "@joshreget I never asked her out how did I get rejected? Yeah think, anyways just don't touch me and were fine"} +{"tweet": "@emma_saporito of course, sweet girl! #missyou \\ud83d\\ude1a"} +{"tweet": "In the worst mood possible"} +{"tweet": "@zdubs24 come down"} +{"tweet": "What new twitter #Dafuq"} +{"tweet": "Decorating more mason jars tonight for the wedding yayyyyy \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Did you even mean a single word you said?"} +{"tweet": "@JakeThaSnake_ watched that last weekend!"} +{"tweet": "The fact that Joey is yelling at the wide receivers. Joey is the one that need to get yelled at. He's fucking horrible. Can't make any pass"} +{"tweet": "@Showplacemovies will Homerun the movie be coming to Evansville April 19?"} +{"tweet": "Goin' where the water tastes like wine."} +{"tweet": "@joettasemesky omg, ppl really send these? I'm nit surprised @RyanGKrause would do this though . Lmao"} +{"tweet": "@AgentsofSHIELD #AgentsofSHIELD #Etremis"} +{"tweet": "Village music is killin right now"} +{"tweet": "I am so glad to be #catholic. Thanking God today for the Church and for my family who has passed the faith along thru generations."} +{"tweet": "Do to all of the retweets, I am guessing @jsan4d is supposed to be doing homework now. Haha"} +{"tweet": "I'll be sitting at home tonight with my parents. Happy new year."} +{"tweet": "I could be having the worst day ever and when your name pops up on my phone everything seems to be ok again"} +{"tweet": "@EmilyHollifield @BritainnyNave nope those are bad #pipedown"} +{"tweet": "I got ready in 10 minutes today if that says anything about my appearance @KatyEvelyn906"} +{"tweet": "@EreDayImDufalin Why weren't we friends senior year? That was my life plus incense"} +{"tweet": "This just in.. There is Christmas music on the radio!\\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf85"} +{"tweet": "@kayefunk I can't drive that far with the car"} +{"tweet": "I really love when my dog runs away in a hail/snowstorm and I have to search the streets for her"} +{"tweet": "I hate this feeling."} +{"tweet": "So sad to be home from one of the best trips with the best people yet so happy to be home in God's country! #needmysouth"} +{"tweet": "Ok ASPCA, you'd be able to save a lot more animals' lives if you spent less on commercials & more on the actual animals."} +{"tweet": "Something is definitely living in my bedroom walls......... #scaredycat"} +{"tweet": "i just want 3:30 to be here now. i don't want to wait 4 more hours. \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "Forever young I wanna be forever young"} +{"tweet": "2 more hours to complete my 11 hour day \\ud83d\\ude05 #makethatmoney"} +{"tweet": "@SconsinDixie mine is hardly high speed cuz I live between the two high speed areas lol. I remember when we had dial up and a home phone lol"} +{"tweet": "@Native_Cowgirl you are so pretty it's ridiculous! Don't let any one tell you different!"} +{"tweet": "So annoyed"} +{"tweet": "Happy Thanksgiving. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I just want a lot of poetry books!"} +{"tweet": "@jmurph48 @M_Wiener same"} +{"tweet": "@tinatothemiller wellllllll I might not have to work;)"} +{"tweet": "@Teeeks @rwolf34 @boycem22 what so we can get drunk and throw cookies in the pool like our parents? Play mini baseball in the kiddy pool?"} +{"tweet": "Come thru"} +{"tweet": "@juscallmeace how we do"} +{"tweet": "@pbassham Quite possible. Still seems like an either/or question. I dread the day when there are 4 or 5 options."} +{"tweet": "You would think after having a Facebook for 8 years I could have cultivated a cooler vibe than drunk idiot that hangs out with all same ppl"} +{"tweet": "Breaking co-ed hours with co-workers."} +{"tweet": "@xXxMackenzixXx it's just that no one likes you"} +{"tweet": "@CNN @CNNOpinion wouldn't \\justice\\\" imply an injustice was done? It says he's listed as a hero; that doesn't strike me as unjust\""} +{"tweet": "Why can't anyone good be here.. #StoryOfMyLife"} +{"tweet": "Apparently the pistons didn't do enough to get themselves a game on Christmas Day. #OhWell"} +{"tweet": "@jessicalynn114 let's play \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "i just realized it\\u2019s almost summer and i dont have a nice body yet help i\\u2019m panicking"} +{"tweet": "Someone wore cowboy boots to the funeral. So that was classy. #not"} +{"tweet": "@ZachMorris5 Tuukka Rask could do that single handed"} +{"tweet": "@wannaSAMmich69 you'll still go!"} +{"tweet": "@nora_haider I just ate cold pizza. I could have snail mailed you some."} +{"tweet": "@MeganLowe I like your attitude! You go Meg LoLo!"} +{"tweet": "Margaritaville with @landynmills"} +{"tweet": "Listening to @OnceMusical before seeing it and listening to @OnceMusical after seeing it... Moving."} +{"tweet": "I don't understand why JayZ is standing with former presidents? And there's a lot of red in the crowd. Is Obama a gangster?"} +{"tweet": "@KerryDaubenmire I have been up since 7am! I'm effin crazy"} +{"tweet": "I love my new instagram"} +{"tweet": "The Audi a7 looks almost like a hatchback ...my dad had one ...in the 80s.."} +{"tweet": "Hate seeing my bestfriend like this ):"} +{"tweet": "My sister was riding her bike & decided to put her butt on the tire as it was moving... Now her butt is bleeding #HowTheHell #LittleKids"} +{"tweet": "Can't win either way so\\n#confused."} +{"tweet": "@BillRWatson Thanks Bill! Can't wait for you guys to meet him! He is one awesome little guy!"} +{"tweet": "I'm doing a City of Taylorville employment application.."} +{"tweet": "Wouldn't be homecoming without making some Jell-O shots #UMDhomecoming #UMDrunk"} +{"tweet": "@Tcope1313 @J_Solowey Good Ole Rocky Top! Wooo!"} +{"tweet": "@AyaIbrahimxoxo @NadahKhaled @YEGasoline @Ahmed_Ibrahim07 NOT WHEN IT'S BEEN ROTTING FOR DAYS"} +{"tweet": "Ditched dinner for better plans. \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Got all them white men mad because my main man chocolate @fucktyler #remix"} +{"tweet": "But my family"} +{"tweet": "#melumandkilu @kierlynnn154 and @Luke5SOS and me and @Calum5SOS I know you ship it."} +{"tweet": "Robin Thicke may can carry a tune, but his music is horrid."} +{"tweet": "@ryannnhudsonnn @erinxkinggg you're pathetic ry"} +{"tweet": "Should I miss you, after all the things we've been through."} +{"tweet": "Everyone knows you're such a shit talker"} +{"tweet": "My bad @BudWeekley I found it under the couch"} +{"tweet": "Gosh this show makes me want to cry #LongIslandMedium"} +{"tweet": "@Kenzie__Rae omg that's the best thing I've ever seen!!! #broncosfolyfe"} +{"tweet": "Which means she better be here real fucking soon."} +{"tweet": "I have an outstanding judgment of character. Like its amazing."} +{"tweet": "@_AndrewHolmes4 it'd be so stupid haha"} +{"tweet": "@zmeghlar440 never told me to go!"} +{"tweet": "@SeanLowe09 I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for a great laugh right before bed :)!!"} +{"tweet": "People just dont change do they..."} +{"tweet": "Stay focusedddddddddd"} +{"tweet": "@JustinDacey I think it's the love of #B1G"} +{"tweet": "I don't know what to do anymore."} +{"tweet": "Awkward is on tonight! #soexcited"} +{"tweet": "@Ashton5SOS i just ran 3 miles"} +{"tweet": "Hardcore venting session in the cafe. Hahah oh my"} +{"tweet": "ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\\nCurrent Temperature 40.3 F,\\nHumidity 90% ,\\nWind 0.0 MPH\\nDirection 0\\n#weather"} +{"tweet": "She just wanna smoke and fuck, I said girl that's all we do"} +{"tweet": "@LostSailorAtSea haha sweet. I miss her too."} +{"tweet": "@HoymanAnna @UncoveredQuotes wait what lol"} +{"tweet": "@sydnums15 people to people junior year!"} +{"tweet": "Ill be just fine pretending im not"} +{"tweet": "Who got pics of me I wanna see how ugly I was last night"} +{"tweet": "@me0wlaur3n sorry"} +{"tweet": "\\u270b Formal Protest.\\n#SheldonQuotes #thebigbangtheory"} +{"tweet": "@GusTha5SOSBus WHAT KIND OF GAS DO YOU LIKE"} +{"tweet": "I'm really warm the devils calling me"} +{"tweet": "@D_Moneey_Swag this is all working out very nicely. Good work sir"} +{"tweet": "Dude on the radio wants to know what couldve been so bad in this chicks life that she killed herself even though she had an nba boyfriend."} +{"tweet": "I'm the grinch all year round \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I HAVE A QUESTION @Aus10_Elliott"} +{"tweet": "@LisaLaFreniere1 Sheeple is actually a word I use to describe uneducated, misinformed liberal scum like yourself. I use it daily :)"} +{"tweet": "missing @ninafeva Already. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@ZachTWWU Tyler actually told me not too long ago but I kinda just realized last night hahahaha welcome to the neighborhood \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Face your future, fight your past."} +{"tweet": "@BrookeMeenachan #athleteprobs"} +{"tweet": "@AlexBeairdBand Yes"} +{"tweet": "I hate a phony bxtch that front that chum chummy!!"} +{"tweet": "Perfect day to go fishing"} +{"tweet": "Can't we like, skip Monday..?"} +{"tweet": "The fact that i am singing every word that comes out of my mouth. Lol"} +{"tweet": "About to play some #basketball"} +{"tweet": "did a bit of last minute shopping. finishing the rest this weekend."} +{"tweet": "@34DerekJones34 it was a rhetorical question Derek."} +{"tweet": "I guess its no texting shane today :/ #txtme"} +{"tweet": "What the heck"} +{"tweet": "@briellebrace I'm seriously that upset now \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "My obsession with SVU is concerning"} +{"tweet": "Setting my alarm for 6:30 am is literally painful #fwork"} +{"tweet": "18 in a couple months>>>"} +{"tweet": "So is it time to wear hoodies yet"} +{"tweet": "i think youre stupid and i want to kill you ."} +{"tweet": "yessss Bobbyyy !!!!! #SOA"} +{"tweet": "I have an obsession with the dimples on my shoulders"} +{"tweet": "Glad you think it's funny bbby"} +{"tweet": "Fucking so sick of this. I'm not a fucking doormat!!!"} +{"tweet": "Less then #twoweeks and it'll officially be the most amazing day ever :) ...so far!"} +{"tweet": "Nothing better than waking up from a nap to cute messages \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I don't know how to be anything but bad."} +{"tweet": "@Abby_messy everyone changes. It's only a matter of time. You have to decide whether you want to change with that person or not."} +{"tweet": "When @darwinbrickley thinks he can beat me in wrestling at a gas station please"} +{"tweet": "Why doesn't Kentucky football have their own website?.....Cause they can't get 3 W's in a row\\n#KentuckyHateWeek"} +{"tweet": "I love when I see people hitting on my ex... I just sit back and think \\Ahhhh you don't know what you're getting yourself into\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "That was seriously thee best head I've EVER received and the pleaser was a bonus for me ;) #twitterafterdark"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I have blonde moments."} +{"tweet": "Only god can judge me"} +{"tweet": "167- i love texting you but I think you're wrapped up in your ex still. But you're cute and fun to hangout with \\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "Lol what are those jerseys golden safe? \\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "@notmegancruz apparently"} +{"tweet": "If you ever wanna get me a random gift , I like sock monkeys... #justsaying (:"} +{"tweet": "I don't even work!!!"} +{"tweet": "Robin just died 5 minutes into the show! What the fuck?!?!?"} +{"tweet": "when a good thing goes bad, it's not the end of the world."} +{"tweet": "@DiegoFagundez14 is finally legal to be an #MLSAllStar"} +{"tweet": "Sink putts bang sluts is in full effect tomorrow for the 1st and prolly last time this summer #lehgoo"} +{"tweet": "Workaholics isn't funny."} +{"tweet": "Huge."} +{"tweet": "@spicytimebomb yeah.. I added u to our lil chat on Facebook."} +{"tweet": "@PearlJam it's my bday today so its going to be damn hard waking up to buy tixs.If I even get one. Probably sell out in 5 minutes."} +{"tweet": "Sitting back laughing #LOL"} +{"tweet": "@ryrymurphs otherwise you can send me to the classes with english for you"} +{"tweet": "I need to get caught up on my shows"} +{"tweet": "Just want to go home"} +{"tweet": "I've been done with my exam since 11 and I just want to leave\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "I just wish da new crew would have taken a pic of all the hashtags"} +{"tweet": "@AFarbs69 yeah that's my moms sweater she is wearing btw!!! Hahahah"} +{"tweet": "@MaddiDavis23 I actually have an aloe plant thing in my kitchen if ya want some!"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I think I have a shopping problem.."} +{"tweet": "Waste of time."} +{"tweet": "memories"} +{"tweet": "If anyone tries waking me up before noon tomorrow they run a serious risk of being shot on the spot...."} +{"tweet": "I'm not going to be happy if I cleaned my room for nothing."} +{"tweet": "@CaseyHausner @__MasterBates I second the lightening bolt mullet."} +{"tweet": "@ARovinski \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 silly"} +{"tweet": "I love Baby Adrian So Much huhhh"} +{"tweet": "@ericprydz at least we don't have long to wait :)"} +{"tweet": "@Izzy15Mercado good point.."} +{"tweet": "@carlashby catch{ //TODO: } is the proper syntax"} +{"tweet": "The thought of you is driving me insane"} +{"tweet": "Wilma quit \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "If the sun was out I'd totally be leaving work to go lay out! #boring #soslow"} +{"tweet": "I believe Santa hooked us up with a new water heater the shower is 10 x hotter than normal \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "@aboatman452 not you shlynstud! Haha"} +{"tweet": "@jaclynblasch @sammiemiller52 @CwillsOnTheRise @big_boonie_69 watch out Jaclyn"} +{"tweet": "#BobsBurgers @AnnShober"} +{"tweet": "Reallllly hungry."} +{"tweet": "Team Daryl forever #TheWalkingDead"} +{"tweet": "Attempting to fall asleep."} +{"tweet": "Probably shouldn't have posted that on the internet but idc. I make ppl happy"} +{"tweet": "Fuck this world, the ignorance too"} +{"tweet": "Not getting a sunburn at this meet was really surprising #irishpride"} +{"tweet": "Idek how to work twitter sometimes"} +{"tweet": "Fire dill! Iowa lakes rocks my socks"} +{"tweet": "Why wouldn't we have school tomorrow ?"} +{"tweet": "Hair long, money long me and broke niggas we don't get along"} +{"tweet": "Nicole is stupid she gets to sleep in every single day"} +{"tweet": "But instead, I'm just going to get drunk this weekend"} +{"tweet": "@j_kinz3 cover up, @b_robs7 and @therealalexhorn! Jon's on the hunt \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@Dont_EvenClaire God I love this show so much HAHAH"} +{"tweet": "I've had the best weekend."} +{"tweet": "oh i can't believe i finally found you baby."} +{"tweet": "probs just gonna go home and sleep instead of packing bc tired and sore"} +{"tweet": "I'm still counting on you changing your mind #sadbuttrue"} +{"tweet": "I just really want to larp"} +{"tweet": "My draft as a fan is nearly ruined cause all the @JF5x haters! Freeman is the man. I can't wait for @JF5x to shut people's damn mouths!!"} +{"tweet": "Laying down for 5 more minutes really helped to not be so tired! #Not"} +{"tweet": "Seriously so thankful for my friends idk where I'd be without them"} +{"tweet": "so happy I never need braces and have pretty nice teeth\\ud83d\\ude0c\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Having my 8 AM cancelled this morning was probably the highlight of my week"} +{"tweet": "@NBryanne @WalkerJensen @Reese_Jake_52 should I?\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Friends like @Jriley33_23 >> \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I'm wearing yoga pants in August > \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Wish I had a southern accent.."} +{"tweet": "Why waste a beautiful day staying inside"} +{"tweet": "@KickKass bc I am the queen of logical thinking!! :) I know my baby sister FARRR too well."} +{"tweet": "dylan literally takes an hour to answer me. kool"} +{"tweet": "I'm so sick \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "So, who wants to go see catching fire right now?"} +{"tweet": "Now it's the Rangers turn"} +{"tweet": "Then defend your baby and shut the fuck up already you ratchet ass cunt."} +{"tweet": "Just to see you smile.."} +{"tweet": "Be you and be okay with it."} +{"tweet": "Is this like National Piss off Jessica week?"} +{"tweet": "I'm so excited for this food that Buffy made. It's about to be soooooo goooodd"} +{"tweet": "@maggiebrehm I don't know!! Lol"} +{"tweet": "HAHAHAHA just found out that my chinchilla is a boy not a girl and i've had her... him for 2 years \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@caroline_frye TURKEY LOVES YOU \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "ok who are the two people that just added me on snapchat?"} +{"tweet": "Forever crying at the picture @SummersKays just sent me. \\ud83d\\ude00\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@jeffmett3 wow you're on twitter"} +{"tweet": "California dreaming. \\ud83c\\udf05\\ud83c\\udf03"} +{"tweet": "im pretty sure i just blinded my cat with all the selfies we took."} +{"tweet": "@MaryJuliet just went 14 seconds and regret every one of those seconds."} +{"tweet": "@kaylerdaylers can't wait to be it mommy in law"} +{"tweet": "I can't help how I feel"} +{"tweet": "Just wanna see you. Is that too much to ask for"} +{"tweet": "Duuuuuude... Fuck this"} +{"tweet": "(-_-')"} +{"tweet": "Alyssa is the coon"} +{"tweet": "\\@Country_Voices: I don't know where I'd be, without you here with me. #TimMcGraw\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@juju4wvu I know that's what my mom and I were just talking about. He does this every day"} +{"tweet": "I have a feeling today might be a good day!\\ud83d\\ude0a #Hopefully"} +{"tweet": "@MichaelALau it'll happen"} +{"tweet": "@troyerblt We gotta get a reunited picture \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I wanna watch baseball"} +{"tweet": "@timgotatwatter \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Officially sick of seeing people wearing Chicago Blackhawks stuff."} +{"tweet": "Coffee, sugar, B-12, go!"} +{"tweet": "@DOCtoberfest those are so fresh"} +{"tweet": "Leslie and Sean's kiss was probably the most awkward thing to ever watch"} +{"tweet": "@jndsunshine I'm kinda excited to see you this week \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I could watch season 1-6 of @ArmyWives all day everyday"} +{"tweet": "Hate my mom for making me take drivers ed before I can drive my car.... which is sitting in my drive way..... with its plates and all..."} +{"tweet": "My mom wins everything on amp radio I swear"} +{"tweet": "Apparently I'm a little bundle of joy today. Haha"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone else see the real possibility of an all Big East final game?"} +{"tweet": "@Dkidder1234 wanna go for a tag team?"} +{"tweet": "Im walking on sunshine"} +{"tweet": "Someone take me to Disney World.\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@MagConcannon you don't want this problem"} +{"tweet": "@IPassYouCheer8 bc you did silly goose! You're OFFICIAL \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@mkballer29 Very nice! I'll probably go the beginning of August."} +{"tweet": "Awkward is so confusing tonight"} +{"tweet": "@thenextdikembe @HIMYM__Problems zoey is way hotter than robin haha"} +{"tweet": "I'm so tired of doing everything for everyone and always putting myself last. It's done."} +{"tweet": "@hstratton_11 it's been kinda crazy In here too!! :/"} +{"tweet": "So obviously 90% of my Facebook and Instagram posts are going to be about that. It's my lifestyle & I have to promote cellucor. Get over it."} +{"tweet": "Time for me to sleep til I go back to work tomorrow \\u270c\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udf0e\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "@KatharinaMarino why go army just asking"} +{"tweet": "@KWall801 only 730 and you'll be caught up with me"} +{"tweet": "@KayyCee32 @J_Wood24 this happened at blackman"} +{"tweet": "Not singing the circle of life while signing it is hard af!"} +{"tweet": "Going home and doing nothing but watching football in my room by myself until practice\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@Ayo_iBitee ha ill tell D to call you lol"} +{"tweet": "@JtGetsome lol I ain't no beast, and those jcb boys are brave"} +{"tweet": "I have the worst hair ever"} +{"tweet": "@TheVolElite if we played Worley. We be so happy right now"} +{"tweet": "Whelp that's annoying"} +{"tweet": "I'm so over school"} +{"tweet": "@BHollonOSU #noplantation"} +{"tweet": "All moved in... \\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna find me a girlfriend yep."} +{"tweet": "@ZacharySchlicht awhh why thanks\\u263a #NightMade"} +{"tweet": "Work work work"} +{"tweet": "@amanda_klep im not going with David my mom already thinks we're together \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Uhh.. i have to get up at 7, and it's 3."} +{"tweet": "It's 1 in the morning and I'm wide awake. Guess I'll just contemplate life and try to solve all of my problems."} +{"tweet": "@mavandorax @tkgarso NEIGHBS"} +{"tweet": "@FloydMayweather @JourdanChaTaun @badmedina ill put your best to the test get a massage from me and see ;)"} +{"tweet": "I'm the girl you'll dream to have, but you'll never get me."} +{"tweet": "@J_Patterson09 can't believe I left Knoxville this weekend"} +{"tweet": "I miss @Taraebolo \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Plus I do yell. Regardless of whether or not I want to. So stay away."} +{"tweet": "@brittaniefbabyy Thanks for the invite"} +{"tweet": "@JohnnyRotto hahaha right!? This weekend we shall reunite with our bud light haha"} +{"tweet": "@manjariojha we are all getting a hotel room or two!! #crazy"} +{"tweet": "don't compliment me bc idk how to react"} +{"tweet": "Surprise everyone im going to madison this weekend too see you all in 2 days!"} +{"tweet": "@hiimkamy yea Ik. Haha"} +{"tweet": "I haven't woke up to a good morning text in a while #depressed"} +{"tweet": "ew."} +{"tweet": "My tanning lotion smells so damn yummy\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc9c #loveit"} +{"tweet": "@Isaac4MVP same with my parents."} +{"tweet": "@juddwalther oh mell yeah"} +{"tweet": "@andcohen @jtaubs @sgreanias they're not really needed"} +{"tweet": "@WiredUpSav I just want to say you are the best #thatisall"} +{"tweet": "I want real food. Ive had enough crackers and 7up."} +{"tweet": "Are you gonna kiss me or not"} +{"tweet": "Rihanna can get it"} +{"tweet": "@SharpeGreg @KentPavelka @Matt_Davison @HuskerHoops how are you getting to Ann Arbor? Surely you are on the radio tomorrow too @Matt_Davison"} +{"tweet": "You can look all over but no, you'll never find hot shit like mine."} +{"tweet": "Drop his name, push it in & twist the knife again.. Watch my face as I pretend to feel no pain.. \\n\\n\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\\nCurrent Temperature 47.5 F,\\nHumidity 75% ,\\nWind 0.0 MPH\\nDirection 0\\n#weather"} +{"tweet": "@Joshkozinski you already know!!!"} +{"tweet": "@MsCarissaJoy @iChessska she made me mad im like stop. she doubted our game against 9ers almost kicked her out of car LOL"} +{"tweet": "people in my grade suck"} +{"tweet": "@DarylDg @SonikaLIL WHT U SAID THIS MORNING ABOUT 2013,"} +{"tweet": "Come on baby lets go listen to the night train"} +{"tweet": "@shelbyybaird not if you had to deal with her. She's one of those people you can look at and get mad."} +{"tweet": "@MollieJean1998 dude! She's hot"} +{"tweet": "I need someone to where my jersey for the homecoming game.any takers?"} +{"tweet": "Who cares\\nWho cares\\nWho freaking cares"} +{"tweet": "@ocswerve you're wrong"} +{"tweet": "Finding something to wear for tomorrow is gonna be a struggle with out my all the clothes I took to Colorado which they lost \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "I've been to the hospital more times this summer than I have my entire life \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "I think I cried this morning when me and @Tuckercalhoun02 sent a couple messages to each other. \\ud83d\\ude0d #hottie"} +{"tweet": "@absdabs13 Abby. U have no friends. And only polar bears live in Alaska. Duh"} +{"tweet": "7 1/2 game lead :)"} +{"tweet": "7 missed calls... ok psycho"} +{"tweet": "I probably just jinxed myself."} +{"tweet": "Family time \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "SRA rocks and so do the parents who helped in the food tent st Greenlake!"} +{"tweet": "Oh now you say sorry #NotWorking"} +{"tweet": "@cmorganmusic @OUTDChannel my family loves you and Outdoor!"} +{"tweet": "damn I'm a fat lazy ass"} +{"tweet": "@TrevorRau1 I'm impressed... #mindblown"} +{"tweet": "Guess Saban forgot to tell his FG team how to cover the kick if it's return. Some great blocking by Auburn. The kicker got crushed!"} +{"tweet": "Looking at the name a hundred times before sending a message to make sure you don't send it to the wrong person"} +{"tweet": "Watching home alone, shit never gets old"} +{"tweet": "I'm 100% dead"} +{"tweet": "Pull your pants up. That's scary."} +{"tweet": "These hot guys at the hotel though>>>>>\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Shopping for a lot of snacks \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a #fatty"} +{"tweet": "@KaitlynGaughan IT WAS IN MY DREAM OKAY. I was like why da hail is Kaitlyn calling me I'm trying to sleep here"} +{"tweet": "Tina looks good in that dress!"} +{"tweet": "Haha am I seriously doing a 5k tonight..."} +{"tweet": "You know that bullying commercial where they make that kid move his seat. Then they like punch him. It baffles me that no one says anything."} +{"tweet": "@jhashey feeling incapable of walking"} +{"tweet": "@mle_howell check your emails gal!"} +{"tweet": "Dad doesn't realize I'm not a morning person."} +{"tweet": "Damn he had to throw that"} +{"tweet": "Sinister is #weak not scary enough for me.."} +{"tweet": "What's up"} +{"tweet": "@ignant_asshole lol so not funny"} +{"tweet": "well I mean I guess sitting home alone on christmas is okay"} +{"tweet": "tabasco cat"} +{"tweet": "Wish #oomf was here for me like I was there for you."} +{"tweet": "@KenessaRaeanne send me the pic of all of us from the ipad\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Don't call me a bitch and a whore. #growup #youreanadult"} +{"tweet": "@WallysWorld09 no one cares, you suck haha. Sincerely your one fan haha"} +{"tweet": "@gabbyr223 I don't know have fun at the dollar theatre tho:)"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to play some duty tonight"} +{"tweet": "@DA_Means rarely remembered."} +{"tweet": "Some forever not for better"} +{"tweet": "Absolutely hate seeing my close friends upset \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "They don't get you like I will"} +{"tweet": "Don't know why I can't take you tweeting depressing tweets"} +{"tweet": "@KayStephFans @lovedabiebs94 @celliajessie @justinbieber almost 19!"} +{"tweet": "Just drank a red bull. Time for bed."} +{"tweet": "Since playing bad golf depresses me more than fighting with the wife, I guess, I should fight with the wife more & play less golf."} +{"tweet": "Cheers to the freakin weekend\\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "@heimlich_jake Bad, but I still see a bunch of people waking out of that store with products"} +{"tweet": "I literally never know what I'm doing. I just make a quick decision and hope it's right. \\ud83d\\ude46"} +{"tweet": "This is ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "@carlymontgomer8 I love you my sweet friend."} +{"tweet": "@haloalkane Yesssss!!"} +{"tweet": "I had someone ask me the other day if me and Carey were friends because of how we talk on here \\ud83d\\ude02 they don't understand #USMC"} +{"tweet": "any one wanna be in a live stream sometime"} +{"tweet": "@YahooNoise this is because we all made fun of Alford and Weber and Bo Ryan isn't it."} +{"tweet": "Glad the kids I babysit just see me as a preppy lacrosse player #What"} +{"tweet": "@atb1960 haha yeah"} +{"tweet": "And it's raining."} +{"tweet": "@IANSEARS2 others too, find more. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Girl you the baddest bitch in here"} +{"tweet": "@LinzLuvs hmm. flapper immediately comes to mind."} +{"tweet": "@wesleystromberg That's beautiful!!"} +{"tweet": "Don't worry! He made it here safely and is now peeing with the door open\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "I miss red and orange leaves :( \\ud83c\\udf41\\ud83c\\udf42"} +{"tweet": "Way too many people saw my butt at the beach today #CatchinWaves"} +{"tweet": "Why why does it has to snow ."} +{"tweet": "Like honestly dunkin just made my day 20 million times better \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "You just got mind fucked."} +{"tweet": "So much excitement!"} +{"tweet": "When you don't txt me back \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@Nilla_Tayy do I even know you...?"} +{"tweet": "\\@tiffyboo_4eva: I left my jelly beans !\\\" Good cause jelly beans nasty lol\""} +{"tweet": "@BayleeAlexiss you're ahead of me now! We're not the same anymore \\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I'm still up. Someone come knock me out. Preferable method is chloroform."} +{"tweet": "One of the few perks of voc, got a half day already this Friday \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I swear Worcester crossing guards get worse every year"} +{"tweet": "Shut up"} +{"tweet": "Allison left her phone at home and I texted her so she wouldn't be worried about where it was. So it's gonna be one of those days"} +{"tweet": "I'm so happy with the way these lab coats turned out \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Today sucks ass."} +{"tweet": "@LaDolceBella She's totally cute! ;)"} +{"tweet": "Let's go. #FOOTBALL"} +{"tweet": "@TimBrando didn't that \\extra game\\\" just help propel Auburn to the NC game? The SECCG is a strength for the SEC, not an obstacle.\""} +{"tweet": "Hanging out with Kayla at her house. I've missed hanging out with her."} +{"tweet": "@Michelle_2_Ls drama drama drama."} +{"tweet": "Building sandcastles with a bunch of little kids #thuglife"} +{"tweet": "@AdamCappa did I ever tell you that you're my hero? #700in7"} +{"tweet": "aw omg"} +{"tweet": "All I want for Christmas is you"} +{"tweet": "I leave my house every chance I get #ilikespace"} +{"tweet": "@timcrispy yeah!!!!! Way to go!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to see the little bros today."} +{"tweet": "What goes around comes around"} +{"tweet": "@Gwenhwyfaraway ooh, quirky? the pressure's on!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 not again. #tofunny"} +{"tweet": "@StefaWeimholt8 good luck in deca!"} +{"tweet": "Getting bitched at right when I get home xP ... Fuck this shit I'm out.."} +{"tweet": "This will be the only day I'm excited for work lol"} +{"tweet": "Get into Stevie's big country truck and there's rap music blaring. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "You fucked up Fitz!! You gonna have to suck it up for now!"} +{"tweet": "I'm a terrible person."} +{"tweet": "@Andersen2050 thanks big guy, love u too <3"} +{"tweet": "Who me?"} +{"tweet": "So Eva seriously asked me if I thought my nailpolish might be 'excessively pink'. *In shock.* I told her nothing is ever too pink. EVER."} +{"tweet": "This new chair at work totally does suck."} +{"tweet": "really not feeling like driving back to Baton Rouge... why can't we travel at warp speed yet?!"} +{"tweet": "it's so hot in here"} +{"tweet": "@cody_kap34 I'd be excited dude"} +{"tweet": "I am also trained in ice sculpting and I am if the best one of the top Executive Chef's in the East. Food cost, payroll, and menu planning ."} +{"tweet": "Pizza and garlic sauce just sounds so good right now. #broke #fatty"} +{"tweet": "Working out is motivating and rewarding when you grow out of clothes"} +{"tweet": "Last night it felt like I broke all my toes but now only two feel broken so that's a plus"} +{"tweet": "@VanMaxie @RickHobson7 @APPEL_of_my_eye @chloequinley #blackout"} +{"tweet": "Life is good."} +{"tweet": "Standing here watching a woman who has to be at least 7 months pregnant smoke a cigarette. I'd kick her ass if she wasn't pregnant."} +{"tweet": "@13aoMai are you gunna be home for awhile?"} +{"tweet": "Why the hell did I think it was REMOTELY possible for me to do well in college"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes when I read words I don't know, my dyslexia likes to kick in & make up words for me.... I'm not even dysexic... o.O"} +{"tweet": "@MVWhiteBoy and so am I :)"} +{"tweet": "Well that escalated quickly"} +{"tweet": "I really want one of those huge, life sized teddy bears \\ud83d\\udc3b\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for some much needed alcoholic beverages tonight!"} +{"tweet": "#MCHG on replay"} +{"tweet": "@RachelGreen32 @TheWhiteKid_15 I think you misspelled Brenna ;)"} +{"tweet": "S/O to mitchell rose for being Mitchell rose"} +{"tweet": "@AmandaSerafini1 k"} +{"tweet": "Love going to the dentist! \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@TammySwicegood we will miss you guys too! Tell everyone I said Happy Thanksgiving!"} +{"tweet": "@maisonmassaro25 and I'm pretty sure beyonce got enough tweets."} +{"tweet": "@natefisk9 because you're so fucking sick dude"} +{"tweet": "Setting fire to this life."} +{"tweet": "Movies with even the slightest hint of romance used to be cute.. Now I can't stand them.."} +{"tweet": "Lady asks me why I'm not a model #thankyou #mynewbestfriend"} +{"tweet": "@V_Shaw13 Well then text me tonight so I'll get it in the morning. I'm sure I'll be sleeping way before you."} +{"tweet": "Got my sandals for tomorrow and took back my heels. ACTUALLY happy about not wearing heels. :)"} +{"tweet": "Still at my friends house playing video games. Having a great time."} +{"tweet": "@Lonbottom yea there only cups were in 1974 and 1975"} +{"tweet": "Definitely going to more football games next year #KSUfootball \\ud83c\\udfc8\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "I'm so upset now. Ugh."} +{"tweet": "My dad is annoying af and my mom is stressing me out. #help \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@BabyBoooth well, thanks!"} +{"tweet": "I feel great \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@_kayleenellett thanks kaylee love ya too"} +{"tweet": "I fell asleep so early last night without finishing all my work for today and I have a presentation that I am so opposite of prepared for"} +{"tweet": "@natalie9merrill why am I not there??"} +{"tweet": "My pale ass got some sunburn today.. \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "You. Are. A. Whore."} +{"tweet": "so on that note.. haunted house tonight anyone? @PaPa_Free_ski @N_Marsico @LemonButton @Dougie_57 @LouisBoccia @HeavenSent11_"} +{"tweet": "*wakes up realizes its still today...goes back to sleep*#ThugLife (;"} +{"tweet": "@_Z_chief45 you will have to take some medicine when you get home"} +{"tweet": "Oh my god I'm going to puke."} +{"tweet": "I think a lot about the future"} +{"tweet": "@_ReneEvelyn_ I'm sure that would have worked out"} +{"tweet": "my netflix isn't functioning properly #WhatIsLife"} +{"tweet": "Oops\\u2026"} +{"tweet": "@kyurgo I wish Tebow would go on a religious mission and never come back..."} +{"tweet": "I remember I first introduced Seth to Waylon on the bus! Bus 26 back in the day the boys \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Retweet if you haven't met your favorite idol, YET."} +{"tweet": "@katieverna finally on twitter!!!! Yes! And wish you were here with us!"} +{"tweet": "Well.......\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "Might as well put a bed in my room for max"} +{"tweet": "I hate my life"} +{"tweet": "@BradleyPetersd thanks pumpkin, miss you"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udfbb\\ud83c\\udfba\\ud83c\\udfb7\\ud83c\\udfb8\\ud83d\\udc68"} +{"tweet": "What the fuck he's on task when it goes in"} +{"tweet": "Wait... I have vocab tomorrow?"} +{"tweet": "@x0makenziexo leaving now"} +{"tweet": "Justin Bieber isn't even a fucking adult how can he even say he's retiring."} +{"tweet": "Have a great day at school tomorrow everyone, Bellefontaine's break is just beginning \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Come on Louisville beat the piss out of duke! #fuckduke"} +{"tweet": "- money will always be the motive. !"} +{"tweet": "And show you all the finer things in life\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@AntoinetteD777 I don't know about u, but my assumptions are normally always right. Some ppl even call me Ms. Cleo! Lol"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@misael_samayoa: Steph creeps me out like no other person has...\\ud83d\\ude33\\u201d\\nGood."} +{"tweet": "you tease"} +{"tweet": "Fuck it napping with my princess \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@kyleeshafer that's why ur the best"} +{"tweet": "I'm really getting more and more pissed off at these bitches 4 life"} +{"tweet": "Delay game? Smh"} +{"tweet": "I dont deal with rude people very well #seriously #likeno"} +{"tweet": "@i_love_kennedi and I love you baby ! So so soooooooooooo much. <3 you're my everything I don't know what I'd do without you :) I love you!"} +{"tweet": "So busy this summer it's sick."} +{"tweet": "@loganlike11 no you look forward to seein us\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@hungryhipbones gmpaptgmapjgmagdgbpjpbpnpmfpbkapap i don't think so AHH"} +{"tweet": "I really can't get out of my bed right now"} +{"tweet": "I think the only channel I've watched this week is CNN. #bostonbombing"} +{"tweet": "At least my brother doesn't talk to him self :p #crazy"} +{"tweet": "FOR FUCKSAKE RUIN YOUR OWN LIFE NOT MINE"} +{"tweet": "\\Its Shakespeare so there's probably a bunch of th's on the end of the words\\\" @taylorgibson_24\""} +{"tweet": "@juuliamaarie wish I was there \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Wisest words come from the people who've been through the most shit."} +{"tweet": "Mashed Potatoes>>> life"} +{"tweet": "I'm ready for it"} +{"tweet": "@EricSwineford1 @d_kudela Eric you're so mean."} +{"tweet": "Sooo maaaaybe I was creepin just a little! ;) lol I call it catching up really! @NicholeLee32"} +{"tweet": "Half of the kids that the colchester twitter accounts tweet at I didn't even know went to my school"} +{"tweet": "Justin Moore must of had a real big head ache haha. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@KedsNTubeSox #freesamples !!!"} +{"tweet": "@alexgonzalezMI Me too, and soon while he's still competitive"} +{"tweet": "No #iOS7 yet. Feeling nervous."} +{"tweet": "With age my aim gets better. #dareyoutomove"} +{"tweet": "if i had saved a nug every time i smoked this week i would have around 2 pounds of marijuana"} +{"tweet": "You have to cut that back Bell."} +{"tweet": "@KassondraEve I still listen to them.."} +{"tweet": "All goo goo dolls songs sound the same to me"} +{"tweet": "@SunShineKid93 no it's easy to wrap a present that makes it fun no insult intended"} +{"tweet": "Time marches on..."} +{"tweet": "I just cant sleep alone"} +{"tweet": "Taco Bell and Ben&Jerry's got me too hype"} +{"tweet": "I'm just happy about sleeping in my own bed with having no alarm set..."} +{"tweet": "Wait found it"} +{"tweet": "I went to bed so early last night."} +{"tweet": "The past two days have been the best I had in a long time. :)"} +{"tweet": "That's in caps so it gets your attention."} +{"tweet": "@moll_lee4 @KingJames would destroy Cheryl miller"} +{"tweet": "It's nice"} +{"tweet": "@zeke_kitchen why can't I sit next to you like what"} +{"tweet": "@Jenni0956 @devine_verified I just gave him my order. Haha"} +{"tweet": "Sickest twit pic goes to @ZackArceneaux"} +{"tweet": "I found out last week that I didn't have any friends."} +{"tweet": "Notre Dame had a great season and all but... Idk if they deserved to be in the National Championship."} +{"tweet": "When she doesn't call you and tell you what she's doing!!! #grrr @linds_lilliberg"} +{"tweet": "Late night chew laying in bed with my girl #TheGoodLife"} +{"tweet": "If she's been through hell then let her take you're hand and see the light"} +{"tweet": "didn't care then don't care now \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Perks of Being a Wallflower is making me cry, I've never cried from a movie before \\ud83d\\ude2a\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Where's my back pack it has my bible in it and I can't find it"} +{"tweet": "As you wish."} +{"tweet": "Wish I coulda seen my babe today, but no I'm stuck working this long ass shift by myself \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "Shopping today \\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\ude46\\ud83d\\udc5a\\ud83d\\udc60\\ud83d\\udc5b\\ud83d\\udc59\\ud83d\\udc56\\ud83d\\udc84"} +{"tweet": "Im tired of bull shit .."} +{"tweet": "@Brewers up by three wut wut"} +{"tweet": "Yup I'm insane to try insanity\\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\udc4c #letsdoitttt!"} +{"tweet": "@natalieleto I'm so hilarious \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Downloaded Tinder. What had my life come to?"} +{"tweet": "@TheRussBus15 and instead of talking each other lets hug!"} +{"tweet": "I learned how to shoot a bow yesterday. \\ud83c\\udfaf"} +{"tweet": "@falcon77777dc @l8jxx71 @LovelyLouise64 how are you lovelies doing today?"} +{"tweet": "Gun show round 2. Let's see what fun stuff we can find this time. \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Idc what you say about ray lewis...the man is a freakin beast"} +{"tweet": "@brihumes okay, just making sure \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@NateDawggg4 soooo sick"} +{"tweet": "i dont understand why people always need to do drugs or drink to have fun. have you ever tried mac n cheese"} +{"tweet": "Anyone know of someone needing crew for pyc Independence Day regatta this weekend @Thistlesailing @PYC_sailing"} +{"tweet": "@Kyle_Dm I already did that last week."} +{"tweet": "you too Drake. hang out with me."} +{"tweet": "#VoiceSave Mathew"} +{"tweet": "@Ran_Watson I kind of hate you at this moment..I say as I eat my fast food lunch lol. Moving is not conducive to dieting ha #nofood #nomoney"} +{"tweet": "I only know your name but I love you \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Ignorant people piss me off, why are you so mad at the world? What makes you haveto be so damn rude to strangers? Soft tweet or not IDGAF."} +{"tweet": "It's crazy how someone can mean the world to you, and now when you see them it's like looking at a stranger.... #Crazy"} +{"tweet": "@piaaagonz If she would let me love her forever Id be cool with that."} +{"tweet": "Three hours to go. #icanmakeit"} +{"tweet": "@allanrvanmaele You're not the real Chris."} +{"tweet": "I just love waffles"} +{"tweet": "We can do it anywhere. I wanna freak you anywhere.\\ud83d\\ude02\\u263a\\ud83d\\ude1c\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "While I do homework the Blackhawks are still binge drinking from the day the won the cup"} +{"tweet": "She's ever thing I ever wanted\\ud83c\\udfb6 everything i ever needed\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "There's a special place in hell for people who wake other people up for stupid questions"} +{"tweet": "All of my Instagram pics are of beer...."} +{"tweet": "No school.. No problems. At all \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Why the floor and I have a really good relationship?"} +{"tweet": "has anyone used \\What's in the bible?\\\" by the makers of veggie tales?\""} +{"tweet": "@Dr_Domi the phone works both ways boy"} +{"tweet": "Came back to school and found a broken fridge and melted ice cream. Thanks UNL. #suck"} +{"tweet": "Pads are like little diapers"} +{"tweet": "Warriors gonna force Game 7 tonight! #CurryTheTeamOnTheBack"} +{"tweet": "Hungry as fuck."} +{"tweet": "That was quite the road tripppp"} +{"tweet": "Not having cheer practice makes me happy but pisses me off at the same time"} +{"tweet": "@MeghanMoline best movie ever"} +{"tweet": "I am beyond exhausted, I am going to hibernate tomorrow don't wake me or I will attack."} +{"tweet": "TIFFANY'S OP FACE ISH ADORABLE"} +{"tweet": "@uncust0mary no ragrets"} +{"tweet": "Would be nice if Duper scored to end this game just like he did in OT in 2010 to win the series against the Senators \\ud83d\\udc27 #Pens"} +{"tweet": "Stop destroying my bathroom!!! @scottyknows1226 \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "@MyrandaWilhite1 ; stop tweeting so much myranda. You tweet so damn much. .-."} +{"tweet": "Here comes goodbye"} +{"tweet": "Hope I can sleep tonight .."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for my volley pictures to come in"} +{"tweet": "After a couple games, I've noticed that the Big East officials are calling games much closer. No more gorilla ball.. #thegoodoledays"} +{"tweet": "Slightly disturbed"} +{"tweet": "@aaronmfsharp I figured..sorry!\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Today is 11/12/13"} +{"tweet": "My little brother and his girlfriend have dated get three days and they said I love you. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "I want to fast forward to when I get my ass out of this town. College doesn't count for me I want it to be final."} +{"tweet": "Cookie dough"} +{"tweet": "@MariahKate16 I was thinking the same thing !"} +{"tweet": "@darciiiiiiiiiii They put them in the hospital chicken salad \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Someone save me from this boredom"} +{"tweet": "@TheFunkk it's sooooo great!"} +{"tweet": "@RealityKings couch"} +{"tweet": "Nothing will ever be okay with us again you ruined that. Not me. \\ud83d\\udc4b"} +{"tweet": "@ssaralouisee_ :((( I want pickle wraps!"} +{"tweet": "Got bdubs finally. No thanks to @pwarren008 \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Good to see the Romano Gym used for once"} +{"tweet": "I have never been so happy to see someone in my life!"} +{"tweet": "@iplayallgames Sponsored by the AARP"} +{"tweet": "The simplest things give me the greatest pleasure."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to be in Norman this weekend! \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "My love for shoes is uncontrollable tonight \\ud83d\\ude29 #obsessed #ShoppingAddict \\ud83d\\udc97\\ud83d\\udc5f\\ud83d\\udc97\\ud83d\\udc60\\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "I love tonights episode of #SnookiandJWOWW \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "just be quiet"} +{"tweet": "I would love to see Carolina woop on the Pats!!"} +{"tweet": "Just going to forget about it"} +{"tweet": "The only people you need in life \\nare the ones that need you in theirs.\\\"\t0.0258823529412\t0.00588235294118\t0.00470588235294\t0.963529411765\n"} +{"tweet": "@Chugger97 the schedule is out too"} +{"tweet": "Yeah basically fuck you."} +{"tweet": "@lukeenorland good luck this week...when yah wrestling?"} +{"tweet": "Leaving school at 10 is beautiful \\u263a\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "@jremai2 ok. Guess ill be seeing you soon? Hahahah wtf whyd you trust him"} +{"tweet": "@CodyOWeNs11 lmao maybe"} +{"tweet": "Why do I wake up at 8 I never can sleep in!"} +{"tweet": "@tylerlarson12 I'm broke, give me one."} +{"tweet": "@danielgolan94 lets not get carried away now."} +{"tweet": "@jeannie_suh Yeah. Just come to here and we'll figure it out from there?"} +{"tweet": "I need sleep but I have league tonight #ughghghghhggh"} +{"tweet": "My mom got me the wrong juice \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@LeahRemini OMG..You just made me laugh out loud! Cool that you can be honest and admit that! lol"} +{"tweet": "I think I'm addicted to fantasy football #AllAboutSundays"} +{"tweet": "Kelsie. >>> Kody."} +{"tweet": "I hate Mondays I have no time for naps"} +{"tweet": "So I guess if anyone is up for anal chat...I'm down."} +{"tweet": "I feel better now that I finally ate something i thought I was gonna pass outttt"} +{"tweet": "Today's gonna be a busy day"} +{"tweet": "@ShepMatt Heard it but then u let a hitter bat when u can throw out the runner to end the game or it takes 2 hits to score instead of 1 hit"} +{"tweet": "@David_A_Davis he is amazing"} +{"tweet": "I make VERY bad decisions."} +{"tweet": "I never could figure out what my life was missing until Emo Elmo came back"} +{"tweet": "@gusthebus30 yep \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I'm so emotional today."} +{"tweet": "@JavierJasso327 @kelli_bentley @abbyb478 @druperman @pgonztx @cristinamoore5 @carolinesmall98 @sethsotelo @youngkiddmaxx epic\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@ahawley24 Awh good (:"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand what the hell happened at Tom Ford this season !!"} +{"tweet": "@Daniels_Brandon Yup ."} +{"tweet": "Got some rain check tickets to sandcastle"} +{"tweet": "Will it ever end"} +{"tweet": "@Em_lax30 oh yeah you're in Delaware!"} +{"tweet": "My life long dream of becoming a cop will never come true because I can't even intimidate a 5 year old"} +{"tweet": "I seriously need somebody who has a PA membership to work out with me in the mornings."} +{"tweet": "These people are having a wedding reception at Texas Roadhouse"} +{"tweet": "I just need to remember everything happens for a reason"} +{"tweet": "@gtk18 Dave OBrien take you home"} +{"tweet": "@mcnetthj this has been a dif year. Can't remember when I just wanted a season over - probably late 80's! OH MY"} +{"tweet": "@KionnaRenee14 alright. I will in a little bit."} +{"tweet": "You fell inlove with a whore."} +{"tweet": "i am thankful for Brynn's tits"} +{"tweet": "Sooooo. @nbcsnl we needa get @Mariska to host... Like soon. #Mariska4SNL"} +{"tweet": "I've never been too impressed with GPA or a degree. The choices one makes in life defines their intellect in my opinion."} +{"tweet": "#SOA nuff said"} +{"tweet": "When my boyfriend tells me to watch a movie, and I end up bawling the last 20 minutes of the movie.. <<<"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I can't imagine what it would be like to be McRaes father he must have left home early in life I'd left that panty waste on a door step#bb15"} +{"tweet": "At least I got horribly sick AFTER my exams this week? I feel like death."} +{"tweet": "Lmao lets see if last weeks trend rolls on over to this week..."} +{"tweet": "We all have something that takes away the pain.."} +{"tweet": "I am so tired! #needsleep"} +{"tweet": "@ThrashinnOut awe miss you more! You're going to be skinnier than me."} +{"tweet": "@937TeenWolf if you would call it in regulation it should be called in OT. I hate this special consideration because of when it happened."} +{"tweet": "In case anyone wasn't aware, I made the best dark chocolate cheesecake and strawberry cheesecake over the weekend. Probs a new fav."} +{"tweet": "Why is that when someone's phone goes off in a theater it's always the most obnoxious ringtone?! #theaterprobs"} +{"tweet": "Still haven't seen the conjuring somebody take meeee."} +{"tweet": "@MaddyWalstad @BeccaEstby @TobyHanson24 went to wayzata not Plymouth yay!!"} +{"tweet": "Not sure how I feel about 2013..."} +{"tweet": "First great practice \\ud83d\\udc4d#dedicated"} +{"tweet": "@___hdc @airekhuh @thekevinlangley well ya left with someone."} +{"tweet": "And I graduated high school 6 years ago."} +{"tweet": "Dear lady from Brooklyn: If we ever travel on a plane together again, I will be prepared with duct tape, and not afraid to use it! #STFU!"} +{"tweet": "Thinking about cosmetology next year....maybe \\ud83d\\udc87\\ud83d\\udc86\\ud83d\\udc85\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "And that tweet wasn't about your boyfriend ."} +{"tweet": "Bringing back Swednesday #suitup @FerDriemeyer"} +{"tweet": "I was pretty pumped to eat at @primantibros today it was first time eating there in awhile \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "My baby's here \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I've always hated writing code."} +{"tweet": "I'm officially the most indecisive person in the world"} +{"tweet": "Me? Sarcastic? Never... ;D"} +{"tweet": "In 14 hours it will be 2014\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\udc4b\\ud83d\\udc86"} +{"tweet": "@ToriDahlquist Haha"} +{"tweet": "She lives at night and sleeps all day."} +{"tweet": "Please remember me <3"} +{"tweet": "Oregon's helmets they are wearing tonight are fresh, as usual."} +{"tweet": "When I get into the \\holiday spirit\\\", the bottle says 'Crown Black' on the side.\""} +{"tweet": "I always fuck up my tweets...\\nI mean ID"} +{"tweet": "@Andrewmonkss no we left a long time ago(:"} +{"tweet": "@JaredJayhendo93 thanks for the warnin man"} +{"tweet": "@BrownRachie does resemble me though lol"} +{"tweet": "You can't ban me from skyping you!? #WhatKkindaShytIsThat"} +{"tweet": "Damn justice went to bed at like 9...... Wht the frick is goin on?? Lol #wierd"} +{"tweet": "@hbark06 pretty sure I saw you last weekend. Were you working the concession stand at Richards for the volleyball tournament?"} +{"tweet": "@shinynewhelmet @Ericadawnrogers Morning!"} +{"tweet": "black or blonde highlights?"} +{"tweet": "@robbywhicker they would just show off like they're the best and stuff and there coach encouraged it and everything"} +{"tweet": "@DipinCopeKait69 what's your favorite type if horse I ride horses everyday I got 26 horses all together."} +{"tweet": "Rodger just said \\I'm gonna be the best boyfriend ever\\\" I love him so much! \\ud83d\\ude0d\\u263a\""} +{"tweet": "@AnaEmrick ana hates me."} +{"tweet": "@grace__janel nope because I have to tell you that I love your respect(: fucked up people \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@marissadelzotto love you too. \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@_taaylormae I don't wanna embarrass you in front of so many people"} +{"tweet": "Ew I am opening tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "I spent more money on one friend than I did my whole family for Christmas"} +{"tweet": "Probably just did myself the biggest favor ever lol"} +{"tweet": "My inner fat girl is showing; Guinness and oatmeal cream pies :/"} +{"tweet": "@torree0193 it's such a good movie tho!"} +{"tweet": "People use the phrase, \\he/she has such a dry sense of humor\\\", but who the hell has a wet sense of humor?\""} +{"tweet": "Sad and stressed"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna get home and snuggle with my babe."} +{"tweet": "Since when is being ghetto a good thing ? You're trashy."} +{"tweet": "I've eaten my body weight in candy the past 2 days"} +{"tweet": "Wouldn't this be amazing....."} +{"tweet": "I'm not coming back. I've already been there done that, and I'm done with you messing with my mind #LukeBryan"} +{"tweet": "Soo bout this overnight I gotta do .... Annd I've been since like 7 \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "If you received mass amounts of snapchat videos from me last night, I apologize #oops"} +{"tweet": "2 interns at my work that are 'best friends' have been hooking up with the same guy all summer& apparently neither of them know #dumbasses"} +{"tweet": "The littlest things make my day \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for @danieltosh to recap this scene. \\ud83d\\ude02 #TheBachelorette #byebyechris"} +{"tweet": "Marshawn Lynch beast. No AJ Hawk, though"} +{"tweet": "I would not trade a single player on my team for anyone in the world. I love each and every one of them they should be proud #colonelshockey"} +{"tweet": "That was so trashy."} +{"tweet": "Thanks for making me a fighter \\ud83d\\ude18\\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Seriously, why am I still up?"} +{"tweet": "@KylieCotroneo11 hahaha hey what's up!!"} +{"tweet": "\\And she's not Mando.\\\" Ruu seemed to have #embraced her father's culture despite the long separation. \\\"She's from Concord\""} +{"tweet": "@ariiielxo21 miss youuuuu"} +{"tweet": "@Striickk @favestacie why does everyone do that to me\\ud83d\\ude24 ok Donnie"} +{"tweet": "I apologize....Obama's lies=entire presidency=one HUGE joke!"} +{"tweet": "My five year old brother just called me a pussy wtf dude"} +{"tweet": "@ColleenMeehan13 ill come see you though. (:"} +{"tweet": "@TrackStarer you're not even mad anymore (:"} +{"tweet": "I hope you never talk to me again"} +{"tweet": "Going into someones garage and using the circuit breaker>>>>"} +{"tweet": "It's not like going to be early makes me any less tired in the morning"} +{"tweet": "@AutumnLynnEllis cold front from Alaska?? Just a guess"} +{"tweet": "So thankful for Gods unchanging love #blessed"} +{"tweet": "Hi my name is autumn and I'm an alchloholic"} +{"tweet": "Well now that I took out a row of oreos and a glass of milk... It's time to take out a second row because the first wasn't enough."} +{"tweet": "@RobJtHunter Thank you! Appreciate the suggestions."} +{"tweet": "@devon_metiva @MichBish2 chronic badass disorder"} +{"tweet": "@cicilysays IM DYING"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc31why did I go to sleep so early \\ud83d\\udc28"} +{"tweet": "@shelbyloo17 nope haha"} +{"tweet": "Who to take to prom? So many choices. Jk only 2 but who to ask is a good question.\\n#HardChoice"} +{"tweet": "@essajacobsen idk????? When r u coming back down here???"} +{"tweet": "@merrin_jude k what time?"} +{"tweet": "It's nice to know I don't have to get up early for therapy tomorrow. I get to sleep in \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@nhl #askdubi Alright so do you prefer pancakes, waffles or French Toast??"} +{"tweet": "@Lindseybecool whatever."} +{"tweet": "Seeing a mean person and thinking I'm not the nicest person, but at least I'm nicer than you ;)"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to go to the beach Friday"} +{"tweet": "Shots out to lil b blood"} +{"tweet": "@DarmeloAnthony an old video that you would enjoy watching"} +{"tweet": "If Rickie Wood invites me to dragon fucking city one more time, I will punch him in the face."} +{"tweet": "I'm convinced Carlos Guevarra lied about his Tourette's to get into the final 12. I have not seen one twitch all season."} +{"tweet": "I get weird at night"} +{"tweet": "@KChu09 best tweet ever"} +{"tweet": "Most adults drink to celebrate accomplishments...Olivia and I go to the zoo \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Wednesdays are the best day of the week"} +{"tweet": "@fantasyguidelin @Nate_WekSDPB They know he's the franchise. I get the sense coaches don't know what to do w/ him."} +{"tweet": "That's why I play my iPhone through an aux cord"} +{"tweet": "The nerdiest kid I've ever seen was just walking down the hall blasting Colt 45 #weeiirrd \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "@_tanjaaapupovac lesbian"} +{"tweet": "Fuck.weekend ruined."} +{"tweet": "@justinef13 I won't bby! It's a date"} +{"tweet": "What."} +{"tweet": "@BaileySt_Pierre uhm I love Christmas"} +{"tweet": "@xBurrito_Burnsx Any idea why it charged me for both?"} +{"tweet": "@carly_32 a little mad that I just saw this on my feed... #smh"} +{"tweet": "I am so good at figuring out who subtweets are about."} +{"tweet": "Spent an amazing few hours today with @MacyCupp96 !"} +{"tweet": "Good for you. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Tell me, why'd you haft to go and make things so complicated?"} +{"tweet": "Can someone tell me why Im SO, afraid to open up and let someone in again?! I hate it."} +{"tweet": "@AllHailCrizzy loud?"} +{"tweet": "Go big Lexi"} +{"tweet": "Your not a queen . Your a peasant. Who lives on the moon . With 50 cats . @ErinEllen96"} +{"tweet": "I'm just gonna blow some money on another tattoo tomorrow, why not."} +{"tweet": "I feel like Jennifer Aniston is constantly nipping out. She needs to get that shit\\nunder control."} +{"tweet": "\\I WILL PUT MY NUTS ON YOUR DRUMSET\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "The new thing must be rolling into school at 7 IN THE MORNING blaring your music.... #annoying"} +{"tweet": "@Brrriiitney I think it's closer to the surface:)"} +{"tweet": "S/o to @_J_Singleton for calling me fat earlier -__- you still my dude and all!"} +{"tweet": "I don't wanna give you the wrong impression, I need love and affection. \\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "My friends can stop calling me Lorde any time now"} +{"tweet": "@shhannnnnnn throwin back to the good times can't wait for more to comeee:)"} +{"tweet": "That you attempt to hide and put mistakes beside."} +{"tweet": "Hahaha I guess that's one way to look at. \\ud83d\\ude2d @morrrgyy"} +{"tweet": "@T_Sags14 #bitchesbecrazy"} +{"tweet": "God damn it"} +{"tweet": "Sunglasses are the ultimate creeping tool"} +{"tweet": "@masterinferno5 *holds you and smiles* yes but I'll be ok baby"} +{"tweet": "@NeonBrain_ ya se pero que significa?"} +{"tweet": "@AshleyMichele07 I think she is! And it's Finn! Remember @MrRPMurphy tweet that some is this season!"} +{"tweet": "Feeling good \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "This weather seriously just makes me want to have a bonfire & drink. Perfect \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@Log_buck go hard or go home #toohard #cocainenesquik"} +{"tweet": "Who has my Pitch Perfect?!?"} +{"tweet": "I only drive there for warped."} +{"tweet": "@Saucer_trent what is?"} +{"tweet": "Not even surprised. Thanks. A lot."} +{"tweet": "Are raccoon eyes attractive? \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "At least football is here."} +{"tweet": "@philipkirk123 \\ud83d\\ude11 douche."} +{"tweet": "@sherylunderwood \\nI love you Sheryl!! \\nYou make laugh & just my day!"} +{"tweet": "Just got out of the shower, left my towels in my room.. & I can't leave the bathroom cus my neighbors are here. Trapped nakey in here \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@CitiFieldSheas @TeamThirstTrap great pic! And that\\u2019s my gf, @kellytalvarez. Great time at the tailgate also."} +{"tweet": "@briellekyle I feel the same way"} +{"tweet": "@TheGuruGS any pitchers you'd suggest picking up that are on the DL, that will make an impact later?"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I passed any classes this semester is a miracle."} +{"tweet": "Possibly to Kalamazoo \\ud83d\\ude1d\\ud83d\\ude1d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude32"} +{"tweet": "I think in"} +{"tweet": "Ap pysch pisses me off because if I get a 100 on a test a kid with an 80 gets the same score. It's super dumb."} +{"tweet": "@Deano_l_ it's lost tonight but tomorrow will be #Splash"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "@HaydenM23 word! Ain't nobody got time for good grades or homework!"} +{"tweet": "@Sarena_Holmes \\ud83d\\ude02 people are telling me it does work I wanna like set my house on fire then do it Hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "Steelers still suck"} +{"tweet": "@PJ4MJJ that term fits him perfectly.\\nTesti-lying"} +{"tweet": "Honestly I don't feel like we're as close as we were a couple of weeks ago."} +{"tweet": "I'm riddin around with them choppers not them Nina's"} +{"tweet": "My turn to pick the music! #TSwizzle"} +{"tweet": "@qingruc what. Are you really surprised"} +{"tweet": "We may lose this game, but one thing is for sure, I'm proud as hell to be a Redbirds fan! (1 of 2) #STLCards"} +{"tweet": "JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE IS ON \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Death cab for cutie is real energetic right now"} +{"tweet": "You had nothing. #shutup"} +{"tweet": "I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell ..."} +{"tweet": "I've been fuming for a straight 15 minutes"} +{"tweet": "I wasn't supposed to tweet that."} +{"tweet": "Reminiscing on good memories >>"} +{"tweet": "Good luck to @micahbullock14!! #bestfriend \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@saraaleahyy ill fight you"} +{"tweet": "@jordanrichh 4:25 if you go over the speed limit haha. I needa come to mass asap."} +{"tweet": "I need to stop caring what other people think of me."} +{"tweet": "Do dudes go on bro dates with each other to sushi like us women do?"} +{"tweet": "@Celtic_Pride18 hey be grateful I have you a gift"} +{"tweet": "I'm a\\n\\nStandup for love"} +{"tweet": "@HayeProctor the Heat suck.."} +{"tweet": "I guess it's better to be sick now than on vacation."} +{"tweet": "Quit living in the shadows of yesterday."} +{"tweet": "So many bug bites! \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "It is not considered a hockey game if there is no hitting."} +{"tweet": "#Ducks look rusty after this month break. That offense works off rhythm. Also, Marriota is throwing like a freshman tonight."} +{"tweet": "Oh this town kills you when you're young"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you James."} +{"tweet": "@katedaunt get in your car now an drive down"} +{"tweet": "WOW you try hard"} +{"tweet": "I have fall fever.. I just want football, bonfires, colorful leaves, corn mazes, cool breezes, jeans, and s'mores. \\ud83c\\udf42\\ud83c\\udf41\\u2600\\ud83c\\udf00\\ud83c\\udf6b\\ud83d\\udc56\\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "@cward4279 as you can see lots of people on twitter think it's true bc it is"} +{"tweet": "@macaville6 I'm sure they're still sagging off your small azz\\ud83d\\ude05\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@JacksonForLG and take away the rights just about everyone else who is not a rightwing extremist"} +{"tweet": "I don't remember last night."} +{"tweet": "Not how I planned my day to go\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@madisonncombss good point...."} +{"tweet": "@sethgomes67 whatever major loser"} +{"tweet": "A blind man walks into a bar. And a chair and a table"} +{"tweet": "@lyndsayz you're too sweet!"} +{"tweet": "@Mvitale024V oops"} +{"tweet": "JUST GOT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKES NIKES I CAN'T BREATHE"} +{"tweet": "@angiebpearson true talent"} +{"tweet": "Stressful end to my first day of work \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "All i can say is that my life is pretty plain, i like watching the puddles gather rain \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83d\\udca6\\u2614"} +{"tweet": "@endlessloveeee_ i am too. Are u having a baby shower or can i get your address to send something for the baby?"} +{"tweet": "@MrAP4 @stuckey2 Say what you want about tonight, but Bill Self might be the best coach in NCAA. Even a loyal Mizzou fan can see that."} +{"tweet": "@NickWechter shut the fuck up you swimmer"} +{"tweet": "@Duck_Commander wow!! Those prices are pretty high for normal folks..these days for sure"} +{"tweet": "@Livin4her0112 i hear you...im chilling in my hotel room right now..."} +{"tweet": "@vankidd7 Haha, if I could drive I'm sure I would too."} +{"tweet": "@CoraRose15 way to have fucking Christmas spirit bitch \\u270b\\ud83c\\udf85"} +{"tweet": "@SeanKeller_ Sean. One of these days you will clean my room. We all know it"} +{"tweet": "@MRazore it's on. You know that feeling when you land in Vegas and you're all of a sudden all awake and ready to go? I have that now."} +{"tweet": "I hate crying in class."} +{"tweet": "WE JUST SET THE RECORD!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Seriously I just want icecream."} +{"tweet": "Some accents give me a headache. Like right now listening to 10 women cackle. #twang"} +{"tweet": "Why do I make the plans! God I hate that, that's the last thing I wanna do when I just wake up"} +{"tweet": "@kelseydallas12 when it's over like 20 letters I don't even read it haha, sorry! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Not trying to pull the ball -nice"} +{"tweet": "8 am classes feel like I'm being punished"} +{"tweet": "@hphillips04 People actually call me \\this stupid form\\\" so anytime sure\""} +{"tweet": "one of the best days in a while \\ud83d\\ude0a\\n#happytweet"} +{"tweet": "Today I have hope in nothing. Absolutely nothing."} +{"tweet": "I'm so bored. Everyone in my house is annoying,and nothing is on tv."} +{"tweet": "I have such a girl crush on Jennifer Lawrence it's not even funny.. \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@DerickFlorian wasn't it downstairs by the tv?"} +{"tweet": "Baby please believe me when i tell you that i need a girl"} +{"tweet": "@kCole_3 just keep rubbing it in that your at the beach while the rest of us get to chill in freezing temps #SadColdFace \\ud83d\\ude30"} +{"tweet": "@babes069 oh we'll it happens you'll do fine"} +{"tweet": "@wyshynski the only honorable thing is to sacrifice an intern for the forgiveness of the Internet gods"} +{"tweet": "#family"} +{"tweet": "I went for a run tonight for the first time in a very long time. Boy. I suck."} +{"tweet": "Today Austin saw how messy my room is... I wonder if he'll ever talk to me again..\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I miss having someone to have late night talks with"} +{"tweet": "I'm trying my hardest to stay awake right now and finish this book and project \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@baii_king I hate you \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Titans take G Chance Womack #10 #inthezoneshow"} +{"tweet": "@_Jennafurr oh okay thanks"} +{"tweet": "@JayJayCaldwell lol if I was gonna hate it would be towards something more relevant"} +{"tweet": "Throwing it"} +{"tweet": "and if you had one wish is it devious? because I sure know who your genie is"} +{"tweet": "Prob gonna stay in pjs all day tomrw &just cuddle with him <3"} +{"tweet": "I left my mom a card with a cracker barrel gift card on top of her wine bottle fir a surprise.. hopefully she finds it soon."} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow is $3 burrito day at Chipotle if you're wearing a costume. At this point every thing sucks besides that."} +{"tweet": "@branbedel that means u too"} +{"tweet": "@Iamstarlite I absolutely agree w/everything you said this is crazy & its the judges fault she's allowed this crap from JA from day ONE!"} +{"tweet": "@GailSimone I find them to be...fairly regular."} +{"tweet": "Legit so much to do today idk how I'm going to do get everything done\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "that's prob not what she wanted to hear but it's the honest truth."} +{"tweet": "Dante takes everything way to far"} +{"tweet": "577 - not really sure who you are, but ya seem cool!"} +{"tweet": "I wait all week just for ridiculousness. @ridiculousness"} +{"tweet": "Bike race."} +{"tweet": "Do you think the Black Panthers or Ayers were targeted by the IRS?"} +{"tweet": "@Jbizzle_03 EEEEEE REPEAT TOMAAA?"} +{"tweet": "Okay I tried to quit tanning but looking at myself in the mirror right now #icant going to buy a week of tanning \\u2600\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "This is one of the hardest things I've ever gone through."} +{"tweet": "All I drink is gatorade and water"} +{"tweet": "Hop up out the bed, turn my swag on"} +{"tweet": "\\Can you please get your head out of your ass? Its not a hat.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I can't believe the hair show is in 2 days..... \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "It is what it is...."} +{"tweet": "Thank god Elwood is getting his balls chopped off. If he is still crazy ill fuckin kill him."} +{"tweet": "I've been thru so much these past 3 months, I'm a just leave it at this."} +{"tweet": "So ready to get some more Christmas shopping done today! \\ud83d\\ude05 #ImSlacking #TheHolidayStruggle"} +{"tweet": "@MadisonKasper lol so true, I just hate looking like an idiot trying to run the next day"} +{"tweet": "No practice Friday...\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@jschwab23 how's your liver?"} +{"tweet": "One more class then it's THANKSGIVING BREAK FOR THIS GIRL"} +{"tweet": "Just now got off of work......"} +{"tweet": "Holy hand cramp"} +{"tweet": "Just had some apple pie \\ud83d\\ude0d #hellyeah"} +{"tweet": "if it were just you and i, i would take advantage of the time we had together"} +{"tweet": "I'm not ready for die in practice.."} +{"tweet": "My 19 year old boyfriend just came running into the living room curled up in the fetal position on top of me and begged to go to ihop."} +{"tweet": "Who Can iTalk To?????"} +{"tweet": "Glass almost put him to sleep with that"} +{"tweet": "@jackwillows kinda, except for music..... Well good music. We like the same shitty music."} +{"tweet": "@kHerme king of the hill intro haha"} +{"tweet": "I'm still confused why someone like Channing Tatum or Ryan Gosling isn't playing Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey. #nothappy"} +{"tweet": "@KaylenaMills yeah!! I've really been digging his stuff recently and I'm pretty impressed you picked up on that!"} +{"tweet": "Woahh"} +{"tweet": "@han_meyers can't even handle me right now"} +{"tweet": "@ZacharyVennaro @madison_anna oh I'm not sure then, that's just what our coach said"} +{"tweet": "I give up on studying"} +{"tweet": "Onwards to Tennessee \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Some things really inspire me"} +{"tweet": "wings over and a slush float"} +{"tweet": "@CandaceCombs it's better when you can drink wine with your meal \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@John2turnt wow ahahajaahajaj faggio"} +{"tweet": "@kat_danielle17 @aer06 lol did you ship your pants?"} +{"tweet": "#CalIOutSomebodyBeautiful @kelsie_adams"} +{"tweet": "Did that just happen ?"} +{"tweet": "@hi_imtom omg same here. So stupid and a waste of time. Than I feel like an idiot when people get it right away!"} +{"tweet": "Is there any kids in this spelling bee not from India?"} +{"tweet": "@_DGL10_ coke zero"} +{"tweet": "The titans football jerseys for this year >>>>"} +{"tweet": "Someone spike Lee's water so he goes to bed"} +{"tweet": "@_HayleeMitchell that's so degrading and sexist! Wow #smh \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Congratulations to the entire Lions golf team on a great year!"} +{"tweet": "What is this \\Circle\\\" thing.\""} +{"tweet": "Stop worrying about people that aren't worried about you."} +{"tweet": "I'm a loser"} +{"tweet": "#ChurchFlow"} +{"tweet": "I love to sing"} +{"tweet": "I'm not sure if a dress is an acceptable outfit for a chem lab..."} +{"tweet": "Wow. Pissed. Seriously pissed."} +{"tweet": "@andigillespie3 hahahahahah! That is amazing!"} +{"tweet": "I wanna watch Lilo and Stitch."} +{"tweet": "It must be sad thati have to drove to McDonalds at 1 for a water because i have no change for vending and no bottles left ! #crap #thirsty"} +{"tweet": "My past is gone. And so are you."} +{"tweet": "I don't know why but I just got SO stoked for fall. Leaves, pumpkins, boots, sweaters, football. \\u263a\\ud83c\\udf42\\ud83c\\udf41"} +{"tweet": "Damn Vikings. Can't even suck right.\\n#vikings"} +{"tweet": "@Ryan_Barrett45 I was just going to tweet that."} +{"tweet": "@RossCapouch and @rachelvada \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could screen shot on my phone."} +{"tweet": "@Ernieson_ that dude can tick me off ... douches ."} +{"tweet": "God dammit tweet me back lol"} +{"tweet": "@tay_king_over_4 this relationship escalated fairly quick over the past week."} +{"tweet": "@abbeyhotchkiss_ garbage"} +{"tweet": "You can say we're done the way you always do. It's easier to lie to me than to yourself."} +{"tweet": "@XsV_Remy hmu I have been to LANs and can travel"} +{"tweet": "@growe0360 nope! Not me! Only thing I'm guilty of is the occasional text while driving."} +{"tweet": "@Fro_Wilson I know dude! I have a lot of days off this week so we'll for sure chill"} +{"tweet": "Get me the fuck out of here."} +{"tweet": "subtweet"} +{"tweet": "looking at old pictures makes me happy but sad at the same time\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "When you accidentally retweet something you didn't mean to \\ud83d\\ude12 whoops"} +{"tweet": "Colder weather #zacbrownband"} +{"tweet": "@KyleeLyon it was amazing<33 but I mean when are brownie batter blizzards not amazing...... #thatstherealquestion"} +{"tweet": "but I didn't sleep yesterday either and I'm not sleeping today I need 2 catch up on sleep"} +{"tweet": "Help me"} +{"tweet": "Wishing I was 16 waaaaaah"} +{"tweet": "I'm sitting here in my room just studied my ass off but I'm smiling like I'm the king of the world. HAHAHA @ColeWeirich"} +{"tweet": "Just laying here laughing my ass off. Hahah bitches these days."} +{"tweet": "@DaltenG58 oh god \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@KenPennn teach me"} +{"tweet": "@carly_kriner I've been getting that alot \\ud83d\\ude0f jkjk, I misss you more \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "@ashleytemplin Help me I'm poor"} +{"tweet": "And I'm not allowed to go to school until Wednesday."} +{"tweet": "I have a Keek now...definitely better than snapchat and vine!"} +{"tweet": "The sad moment when you realize you have been lied to:("} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna make this place your own."} +{"tweet": "@YesimMac something that you need to live"} +{"tweet": "Im so thankful for @NickKnorr"} +{"tweet": "@bandrewh7 I love your girlfriend"} +{"tweet": "Shane just got his belly button pierced\\u2764!"} +{"tweet": "@KassidyAnne24 omg thank you Jesus!!"} +{"tweet": "my mom and brother ordered jimmy john's and didn't bother to ask me if i wanted any, oh."} +{"tweet": "You should probably stopp"} +{"tweet": "There were freaking alpacas on campus today and I missed it like wtf"} +{"tweet": "Highlight of my night was McDonalds. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Talk about immature!! I don't see why your still dating him!!"} +{"tweet": "@Kerigandemers2 okay thank you!!"} +{"tweet": "@JackH721 #FeelPlayer is a non-technical person on the course. Relies on feel. Just does what feels right."} +{"tweet": "So blessed to have Tyler and Kyle in my life. #lovethem"} +{"tweet": "Goodnight!"} +{"tweet": "You &; me against the world ... \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@RayPearson4 text me babe"} +{"tweet": "What to do today.. #hmm"} +{"tweet": "Officially a student at Fisher College. I'm so relieved."} +{"tweet": "@Taylor_Burnell no."} +{"tweet": "Mannys a Minecraft maniac. What is the attraction to this game?"} +{"tweet": "I wish I knew why everything must be so difficult."} +{"tweet": "Shoot another smile my way, your making this boy go crazy #DylanScott"} +{"tweet": "Is it me or does the stream for the #USOC100 match suck? #NERevs"} +{"tweet": "Anybody that doesn't have school today want to come pheasant hunting with me today?"} +{"tweet": "Twitter > Anatomy homework"} +{"tweet": "@nicoleclousee do i always sound like that?"} +{"tweet": "I'm done trying"} +{"tweet": "Thought I was about to pass out when suddenly I get a bloody nose. Now I feel sick to my stomach. Sweet.\\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "@Shannon__kirby hope you do great on xfactor!"} +{"tweet": "The quality of High School Basketball has really dropped, at least locally. Teams can't score 30. Coaching philosophies are archaic."} +{"tweet": "@kelsey_tinker12 you caught me\\ud83d\\ude04I just miss running every four an a half seconds till we puke cause no one ever stfu"} +{"tweet": "Overuse of hash tags is #annoyingascrap"} +{"tweet": "Are you kidding me Rask?!"} +{"tweet": "Yell at my little sister again I'll punch you in the fucking mouth"} +{"tweet": "The feelings I have are so unreal. I never thought I'd find something like this. So thankful for how my life has changed in the last month."} +{"tweet": "I get out of class at 12. Stop scheduling me for 11 then calling to tell me I'm late #dumbbossprobs #idiots"} +{"tweet": "literally h8 everyone bye"} +{"tweet": "I feel it's only right to spend NYE with you."} +{"tweet": "@nobodysgirl79 Yeah you did! \\oh no I don't like him\\\" Oh wait you found out I lied?. \\\"yeah, I like him\\\".\""} +{"tweet": "#DisadvantagesOfHavingBigBoobsforgetting your bra at your house and having to wear one extremely too small. #SOL"} +{"tweet": "friends are so annoying wow"} +{"tweet": "wake up, school, dance, homework, sleep"} +{"tweet": "Half of me wants it to storm really bad so we don't have school tomorrow, and the other half doesn't so I don't get stuck at work \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "I should probably go to the hospital now."} +{"tweet": "If school is on for tomorrow, I will seriously go insane. No, seriously. \\u2744"} +{"tweet": "@Elka_Sasser haha"} +{"tweet": "Finally Mazz! I'm not the only one who's really disappointed with Seguins production. He's been an okay player at best. Sorry Seguin ladies"} +{"tweet": "Eddie Would Go #30for30"} +{"tweet": "Cough coughhhh"} +{"tweet": "Ready to see @CMPunk put @BigELangston to sleep! @WWE @WWEUniverse #SmackDown #BestInTheWorld"} +{"tweet": "@noahdeshazo gee thanks."} +{"tweet": "I'm just stressing and I'm scared. Idk what's wrong with me... I need a big teddy :("} +{"tweet": "Maddy doesn't believe that i will wear sweats tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Luke Bryan's performance on Americas got talent\\ud83d\\udc4c #hessexy #AGT"} +{"tweet": "That just happened.. I used an EMOJI"} +{"tweet": "6k tonight!"} +{"tweet": "Dawhh Nemo is on!"} +{"tweet": "Yeah I think this is gonna work out like I've planed!"} +{"tweet": "I can't believe I just singed the FUCK OUT OF MY HAND"} +{"tweet": "Let's celebrate! @JoshAram7"} +{"tweet": "Melatonin take me away"} +{"tweet": "@jenbrustoski the rents limit me on how many I can have while at dinner with distant relatives. #waitwut"} +{"tweet": "This Fireball whiskey is clutch right now! It got cold real quick."} +{"tweet": "@kaydobs #ForRealTho"} +{"tweet": "@ItsChrisPalmer the garbage"} +{"tweet": "the song bruises by train is perfect"} +{"tweet": "#RIPCoryMonteith I can't believe he died. It's so unreal. #staystronglea"} +{"tweet": "It's finally dress weather \\ud83d\\ude0d\\u2764\\ud83d\\udc57"} +{"tweet": "Man, I'm glad we all get along...with the help of a parliamentarian. #ABAing"} +{"tweet": "Voting is a true constitutional right for every American citizen, there should be voices raised, people in the street protesting GOP tricks."} +{"tweet": "I can see every tear you've cried, like an ocean in your eyes."} +{"tweet": "If you're gonna be somebody's first time, somebody's last time, baby be mine. \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I hate watching shows that only have the first season on Netflix \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Just seen @TomCain_11 and @B_Cain00's dad in Circleville \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@Mark_daSquirrel just punch him! then he will answer his phone. I would if you punched me..."} +{"tweet": "When my twinny favorites my tweets \\ud83d\\ude0a \\ud83d\\udc6f"} +{"tweet": "@ChristianDeLuc4 he's had almost 5 flights canceled in two days trying to get home because of the snow storms in the south"} +{"tweet": "@Smile_For_Geo she's my best friend.. ): I swear!"} +{"tweet": "Noles"} +{"tweet": "@Michael5SOS oh please"} +{"tweet": "You're killin' me, Smalls"} +{"tweet": "I absolutely love the atmosphere at the Weber State basketball games."} +{"tweet": "You give me a headache #shutup"} +{"tweet": "Wrestling with @belliekerry last night #priceless"} +{"tweet": "@NancyProctor @PaulMSparrow1 @annacaprarelli Oh crud! I have a conflict with the program. I can join for lunch after, but can\\u2019t present! :-("} +{"tweet": "@sommer_lovinn ugh"} +{"tweet": "Annoyed"} +{"tweet": "Getting to miss haft the day to deliver Meals to families in need for Thanksgiving \\ud83d\\udc97\\ud83c\\udf42"} +{"tweet": "Didn't get a chance to eat lunch at a normal time so am grabbing a late one and catching up on emails at #Chickfila."} +{"tweet": "I actually tired this time and want this to work so what did I do wrong"} +{"tweet": "@nora_ayla @StellaRaeKnox I'm right behind you guys in this picture"} +{"tweet": "Chilly weather means its dead at #DairyQueen #Autumn"} +{"tweet": "Not at all !"} +{"tweet": "I will wait for you \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@RQUINN619 So? Dion Jordan #8?\\n\\n#BillsMafia"} +{"tweet": "Amazon, you suck. \\Fulfilled by Amazon\\\" item was wrong size, and I had to speak to a supervisor to get the right size at the same price.\""} +{"tweet": "@DellyNoelly the legend of Delda"} +{"tweet": "Broke out the Christmas socks. Whaaaaatever."} +{"tweet": "When it's this cold!US Postal service ain't got crap on a Good HVAC tech!!! Lol. #smallbusinessownerjusttryintogetby.#peoplearecold"} +{"tweet": "Caedus nodded. He reached into a tunic pocket as if to withdraw a pack of cards. Instead, he took out a small, expensive"} +{"tweet": "This criminal minds episode is making me sad and sick that there are people like this in the world"} +{"tweet": "@thejbgc \\#iRetired\\\" earned you my favorite.\""} +{"tweet": "Finally in Philly drinking Riesling with my best friends @thewaltron @caz5426 @chelsro"} +{"tweet": "@austinmitchell7 thanks Mitchell!!!"} +{"tweet": "CANNOT wait till next Wednesday! \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "I would like everyone to stop calling me a slut and a whore I don't like that."} +{"tweet": "Watch your step.\\nThis town will chew you up and spit you out. So pardon me, but you shouldn't be so proud."} +{"tweet": "I wanna get drunk tonight"} +{"tweet": "@Vanessalynnx you know what, I liked the overused love term better. Marriages are expensive."} +{"tweet": "How could a big ass hospital be booked thru Labor Day since last week ?!?!?!?!?!? Your a fucking hospital"} +{"tweet": "@AMCTalkingDead what's the timeframe? How long has passes since rick woke up in the hospital?"} +{"tweet": "@kelseygranchie need. It."} +{"tweet": "Damn sometimes I get nostalgia so bad it literally makes me sad hahahah."} +{"tweet": "Someone always has it worse then you think you do"} +{"tweet": "@tarheelguy50 @bradniswander18 I just did they are tied right now"} +{"tweet": "@Keeganplural @nicolefordd and she backed out of our fight behind the gym"} +{"tweet": "I know who killed TUPAC."} +{"tweet": "@AFT2FL @LTBMDog Are you guys out and about tonight??"} +{"tweet": "He was close, tried to domesticate ya. But you're an animal, baby it's in your nature. \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@_harles15_ goooooood. I'm going to stop studying then haha"} +{"tweet": "So many fireflies on Miller tonight!!"} +{"tweet": "you dont understand how my class takes drivo hahahaha @beccaa_4"} +{"tweet": "Thoughts and prayers go out to @AdrianPeterson \\ud83d\\udc9b your son is in a better place now. May angles led him in"} +{"tweet": "@KatieLudmann ate my flower cookie\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@RileyWilt idk wut time. It was as soon as i got up bc it was freezing"} +{"tweet": "@kaylzisagiraffe it better, I miss my girl!"} +{"tweet": "#allblackeverything"} +{"tweet": "chest and back are so soar I can't get out of bed :( #meatheadproblems"} +{"tweet": "@sweethannahrose thank you! I think they know who it is, they just have to find him."} +{"tweet": "#Packers"} +{"tweet": "@RichFranklin consider the risk you took leaving teaching, to achieve what you have. Perfect example. Huge risk = you achieving your dream"} +{"tweet": "@abberdabber97 miss you"} +{"tweet": "If I could repay my parents for everything they've done for me and what I know they are gonna do for Brinleigh I would. #oneday"} +{"tweet": "Work, then a lunch date and shopping >>>> #tuesday"} +{"tweet": "I \\ud83c\\udf69 like having nothing 2 do"} +{"tweet": "@Kay_Ay_Es_E_Why Of course \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "I'm eating a jar of peanut butter a week. but it's natural tho so it's okay?"} +{"tweet": "@ChelseyLear no wayyyy who was in the car"} +{"tweet": "@RealPhil watch for the chapel hawk!"} +{"tweet": "Saw my bb @kolton_clark tonight <3"} +{"tweet": "Not in the mood for that today .\\u270b\\ud83d\\ude45"} +{"tweet": "Shoutout for 1400th tweet to prom peeps @jebackonthemic @KinkyKelly2015 @bri_bee3"} +{"tweet": "Don't make something more complicated than it already is."} +{"tweet": "Okay so this isn't something I should have to post..but please take showers, or at least spray yourself with body spray. Thanks."} +{"tweet": "Has anyone else been told that when you have a ringing in your ear it means someone is talking about you? #RingingGoAway"} +{"tweet": "I could never lay on Sweet Pea without a blanket inbetween us. #sorryimnotsorry #bgs @mothyball @HJPetch"} +{"tweet": "@JosselynTobias good always thinking bout you love"} +{"tweet": "To young to care."} +{"tweet": "Well since I have to wait a little bit looks like I'll study and take a bubble bath :)"} +{"tweet": "@__AV23 good luck lyss!"} +{"tweet": "@chelswise yeah yeah yeah I'm amazing I know ;)"} +{"tweet": "No matter how much we \\hate\\\" each other.. At the end of the day, ill always be here for you. Remember that.\""} +{"tweet": "You're not supposed to make fun of socialized medicine, at an awards show... But this is country music, and we do... :)"} +{"tweet": "@BeyondLuckyGF come and get me after you read my rant haha"} +{"tweet": "Hahahahaha"} +{"tweet": "mmmm french toast and hashbrowns for breakfast from BK\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@hbrowne_ takes time and practice"} +{"tweet": "@t_deann it's gonna be like red dawn. we can be the leaders."} +{"tweet": "@wethington311 funny I am always waiting for that train wreck. But i'll take it."} +{"tweet": "Ran out of tissues next to my bed #sos #sick"} +{"tweet": "Wait what? It's lefthanders day?? \\ud83d\\ude31 Happy left handers day to all my fellow left handers. \\ud83d\\ude06"} +{"tweet": "What kind of girl you like"} +{"tweet": "There will be chipotle involved #prevtweet"} +{"tweet": "I don't care if I was being stubborn, I'm of adult age and if I want to drive 45 minutes to go home at 1am... I will."} +{"tweet": "Snap chat ? smithmadison98 \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "One time I got lost in jasper, ran over a bunny, and almost hit a deer. I mean, it was a good night"} +{"tweet": "@KatieNagy2 this calls for a couple beers this weekend"} +{"tweet": "@Claytong3jv1 get the hell out of here with this spam shit"} +{"tweet": "A day full of lifetime movies jus like old times! I can't wait... \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I touched @JackAllTimeLow's toe #gross #awesome"} +{"tweet": "Everyone believes me that I cut my hair. But honestly I could never do that. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@sivadac nope. 2d stuff doesn't phase a card. If your gaming on both then may be an issue."} +{"tweet": "DOMA IS DEAD! #doma go #SCOTUS"} +{"tweet": "Someone bring me some Starbucks, please and thank you \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@Oliverrez I can't picture the Jets with out him"} +{"tweet": "watching the notebook right after I do my make up."} +{"tweet": "youk prevails yet again"} +{"tweet": "@krel69 @abigailroux #jealous"} +{"tweet": "From my timehop I can conclude that @heyataybay and I consumed a lot of raspberry bombs last summer. #bythepitcher"} +{"tweet": "Well this is going to be harder than I thought but I can do it. #positivethoughts"} +{"tweet": "Watching @WrestleMania 26 makes me glad Matt Striker doesn't do commentary anymore."} +{"tweet": "Does anyone at SBU have a pair of glasses I can borrow for tonight? Like nerd glasses?"} +{"tweet": "@jordanyeakley i promise, if you were better at the game, you wouldnt have such a sore puss...go practice kid."} +{"tweet": "I'm really excited that I got to play kickball today"} +{"tweet": "@TARH33LFAN You're welcome Michael!"} +{"tweet": "Let me sleep for the love of god"} +{"tweet": "@briannavalidoxO @shannonregan3 so what does that mean ? You can't sharpen your pencil ?"} +{"tweet": "\\u260e\\rthe next generation is going to look at this emoji and not know what the hell it is"} +{"tweet": "@xSaraHuntx your welcome (:"} +{"tweet": "@BVB_BOTDF_ATL BITCH IM SATAN, yeah im going to hell"} +{"tweet": "\\There isn't a statute of limitations on being a dick.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@RealJaun @codeyb14 I don't need to. I get them to my phone"} +{"tweet": "@L_isforlovely right!? I saw a picture of her the other day. Body envy to the max!"} +{"tweet": "In spite of SCOTUS decision, DOMA or not, it still takes a man and a woman to make a baby."} +{"tweet": "I always get so much done when I run errands by myself"} +{"tweet": "I want Panera sososo bad"} +{"tweet": "@JordanHetrick fuck ..... you"} +{"tweet": "Can we have 20 of the points that the Broncos scored today against Houston? I mean, they didn't need them to win?"} +{"tweet": "@Mike_Stud you should be preforming at the VMA's homie #uhhhyuuu"} +{"tweet": "GUYS HIS COLLAR IS CHAFFING"} +{"tweet": "Hi \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@K_Dial27 I would know"} +{"tweet": "That pill aint knock me out"} +{"tweet": "@MsNicDelRey that doesn't mean I'm not gonna see you right?"} +{"tweet": "@jwalton02 you'll get them tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "Although I had a bad hair day. Don't care tho"} +{"tweet": "My bed is just way to comfy to leave right now.."} +{"tweet": "@UkeTheWorld I just had raspberry chocolate chip ice cream lol #WheresTheRootBeer"} +{"tweet": "@CommanderCast oh lord your telling me ive already got a buddy on it."} +{"tweet": "Going to bed with a smile on my face \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Almost homeeeee"} +{"tweet": "@Jon_Mac6241 hahahah I would love to come down just to visit my bro but I got too many bills but it's like 5 degrees here\\ud83d\\udc4c\\u26c4"} +{"tweet": "Had a great night \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "I have literally been blown away by these last two weeks w/@SEU_Worship Thank you @chasejwagner @drewgard & the whole team for everything!"} +{"tweet": "Hanging out with a 6 year old is a nice change from babies but its so nice."} +{"tweet": "Doesn't even feel like I've been on winter break for a week already. And I still have 5 weeks. #whattodo"} +{"tweet": "Love watching that smoke roll off your lips. So sexy"} +{"tweet": "Before you go looking for more, be thankful for what you've already got."} +{"tweet": "Tony. Ill switch you. You take my cousins, I take Katie. \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@BucksGrinder614 that's a lock!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Off to Pittsburgh"} +{"tweet": "@TerrifyingPics ok state is so nasty #ncaafootball"} +{"tweet": "Each holiday season, I am reminded how thankful I am for college and grad school, so I never have to spend another day working at the mall!"} +{"tweet": "@BitzyBetsy weird since they had a picture of the 19 year old from the security camera almost immediately last night...wtf"} +{"tweet": "G-Eazy though >"} +{"tweet": "@Jtwhittt94 \\ud83d\\ude10 Hey, anything is possible for John Mayer"} +{"tweet": "Choosing the most unprofessional attorney of the week will be a chore."} +{"tweet": "Breathe. it is just a bad day, not a bad life."} +{"tweet": "\\@2015Seniors: I love when I don't understand stuff that I have a quiz or test on the next day. Like can my life get any better?\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Lol Mr Hills Freshman home room in the building!!! @bascosauce"} +{"tweet": "Some \\adults\\\" act worse than kids do.. #pitiful\""} +{"tweet": "One night stand \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@RachelBrooke99 rawrr! Bitch go strike out one more time! #boom"} +{"tweet": "@OliTemps @SamTalbot2 Maggie didn't remember who you were @Joetekkers,I reminded her you were the bloke who got held back from middle school"} +{"tweet": "@WaddleandSilvy @TWaddle87 how cool would it be to turn over to a Cubs playoff game from a Bears win #jealousfan #Boston"} +{"tweet": "The flight girls>>>"} +{"tweet": "Definitely making a trip up to Michigan here soon with @brotherScott_ !!!!"} +{"tweet": "Idk what's more frustrating to watch, the Michigan offense or the Lions. Both have so much talent, but do just enough wrong"} +{"tweet": "Really I've been playing sims all day. And I'm okay with that."} +{"tweet": "The only thing I had to eat today was milkshake and half a sandwich \\ud83d\\ude2f"} +{"tweet": "@franklinbuell1 babeeee"} +{"tweet": "@sarah_shriver demands shish kabobs for dinner & who do you think buys & cuts all the stuff? \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude11 #comehelp #bitch"} +{"tweet": "the shit i would do to be home right now\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Why don't you get down on this biiig johnnnn \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "crap!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm never tired; gosh darn. But I want to go to sleep so I don't have to sleep in late. #decisions"} +{"tweet": "If I win this Urban Relaxation prize thing, I will be the happiest mother fucker ever."} +{"tweet": "- I don't beef if you rub me the wrong way I gracefully ignore the hell out of you until you get the point that your not my type of people ."} +{"tweet": "@Brendanviper15 @JOEYGRACEFFA02 @Lanni_Grace25 x3 <3"} +{"tweet": "In other news Bill Clinton is coming to JMU tomorrow\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\ude47"} +{"tweet": "Another win #OnToTheNextOne"} +{"tweet": "Range rovers are so sexy \\ud83d\\ude1b\\ud83d\\ude1b\\ud83d\\ude1b\\ud83d\\ude1b"} +{"tweet": "Take a knee. Take a knee. Kick a field goal. You will lose if you don't."} +{"tweet": "LOL at me trying to put up these Christmas lights... I've fallen off the couch twice now."} +{"tweet": "@BrittSiget I never took it off"} +{"tweet": "@notreallybrett @itSARAHaddy hell yea it is"} +{"tweet": "Ritz crackers \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Rodgers dicing them up"} +{"tweet": "Anyone else bitter at the fact that Miley got slutty?"} +{"tweet": "@deweydk3 @keith_dk3 ....?"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow will be the definition of rough"} +{"tweet": "@captbeaudoin10 ill go in there when your there tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@penisstagegirl hahaha you two are crazy"} +{"tweet": "Alexander graham bell actually invented the pretzel rod #funfact"} +{"tweet": "I want two things. iOS 7 and I wanna know what I got on my Calc test"} +{"tweet": "Fighting the urge to creep on twitter"} +{"tweet": "@Britanysealexo it's the exact same thing as yours except where yours is green, mines like a salmon peach color \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@carlinjohnson_ I second the motion @_meganharp just made"} +{"tweet": "@BrockDeLisle 90% of the country"} +{"tweet": "@Staccato_Girl or pasta salad <3"} +{"tweet": "Gosh dangit I just want Sagebrush chicken fingers"} +{"tweet": "Tired as hell hopefully Levi sleeps tonight!\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@AMass95 only thing is it cost about 4\\n7X more hahaa"} +{"tweet": "McAlister's one last time\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Loot warm"} +{"tweet": "@Kerstin_BumBum my grandma's."} +{"tweet": "@NotCampy I already saw it on tv"} +{"tweet": "Whoopsiesss. \\rThought. But. Was. Wrong.\\r#MyApologiesTrick"} +{"tweet": "I miss talking to you."} +{"tweet": "We're always sleeping in but were sleepin for the wrong team"} +{"tweet": "I just remembered when I dropped my money in the toilet and then washed it and hung it up to dry @richlikemad @miicaellaa \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@SarahLashae ill get shot guaranteed"} +{"tweet": "I hate my English teacher so much."} +{"tweet": "Kbye"} +{"tweet": "Tracing your tattoos with my cold fingers, your hot skin in that cold room, so welcoming"} +{"tweet": "@RogueAles just ordered an OREgasmic at a bar... And the keg tapped :-( not cool"} +{"tweet": "You get a new boyfriend and I become invisible to you"} +{"tweet": "I don't wanna go to school tomorrow cuz that means i have to see oomf."} +{"tweet": "@elliott_bree such inspiring words."} +{"tweet": "Why even act like you want me around? Because its easy? And you know I won't tell you know."} +{"tweet": "I don't get why people feel the need to tweet that they just worked out, like telling people makes them feel more accomplished"} +{"tweet": "@KaraCianca @DeffJenson its easy"} +{"tweet": "@hbates28 I love you"} +{"tweet": "can I just never go to school again"} +{"tweet": "It's bring your kid to work day. Adorableness explosion is happening all over the office right now."} +{"tweet": "Even tho I do love this song!"} +{"tweet": "@BrialleRinger right hahaha I just can't ever get into it, I prefer national lampoons Christmas vacation \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Take a breath and let the rest come easy \\u2665"} +{"tweet": "Can I please watch adventure time?"} +{"tweet": "@SupaHot_Fire33 you should"} +{"tweet": "@galvin_gucci you wanna see my what"} +{"tweet": "Starships by our girl Nicki brings back some memories @Vinny_Crivaro"} +{"tweet": "@AymeeLeeH going to Canada with you in April \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude1b but I think just going out to dinner and having some people over :)"} +{"tweet": "@ImTheHeroBitch I know... but I can at least try..."} +{"tweet": "@JimmithyWeav @OliviaAAutumn I think I'll pass on the stripping..."} +{"tweet": "I love @KinseyEllen so much.\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Wind 2.2 mph NE. Barometer 1024.3 mb, Falling. Temperature 32.5 F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 70%"} +{"tweet": "Idk why I have a boyfriend when everything I do is wrong wronggg"} +{"tweet": "I'm actually working on my paper guys"} +{"tweet": "Guys who wear white sunglasses <<<<<<<<<<<<<"} +{"tweet": "@mollylanke SO PISSED"} +{"tweet": "I would appreciate it if @jordan_kushner would tweet more thank you"} +{"tweet": "You're dramatic af."} +{"tweet": "Tiger fucking woods!!!!! 61 today with a 7 shot lead"} +{"tweet": "@Therealjbrodsky I don't work tomorrow! Saturday and Sunday kiddo"} +{"tweet": "Will you remember my name"} +{"tweet": "Chomp chomp chomp"} +{"tweet": "@iansomerhalder @anabbofficial one lucky lady friend is all I can say. If only some of us could be as lucky lol enjoy you both!"} +{"tweet": "I told my dad I'm doing Canada for the multicultural fair and he's so proud #represent \\ud83c\\udf41"} +{"tweet": "Wanna play dodge rock?"} +{"tweet": "my dad totaled my grandparents car when he was 15. \\nwell, that makes me feel a little better about what happened today.."} +{"tweet": "being in Hillsboro is so much better, whenever I'm there I can actually think and have a moment to myself, it's nice to get away from things"} +{"tweet": "I forgot to take my nail polish off #whoops"} +{"tweet": "@Linssen12 quit standin around n do some work. Like my big red truck? Lol"} +{"tweet": "@JL_N_LL definitely"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to hang right now?"} +{"tweet": "@taytayclark my one friend can do plays viola piano and guitar and she can sing #sojealous of her"} +{"tweet": "I got a perfect score on my science test #woopwoop"} +{"tweet": "Your creepy and I am kinda mad you sad that"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could go to sleep."} +{"tweet": "the best advice i ever got was that fruits and vegetables cure depression"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had my sun glasses @ToriHernly \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude0ehaha"} +{"tweet": "My morning >>>>>> \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Today is the 41st all-time meeting between Canisius and Marist. #MAACHoops #Griffs"} +{"tweet": "@BethanyHan which episode"} +{"tweet": "@TheGingyGiant oh my god stop"} +{"tweet": "Dang."} +{"tweet": "@ClintonCorber Just stand on top of a ladder during a lightning storm."} +{"tweet": "Friday and I'm not wearing panties yolo so hard"} +{"tweet": "Friends with the monster that's under my bed get along with the voices inside of my head you're trying to save me, stop holding your breath."} +{"tweet": "@chrisb0no I believe that entirely"} +{"tweet": "Anyone know where I can get a hamburger at this hour? \\u231a Oh wait! I do! W-H-A-T-A-B-U-R-G-E-R!"} +{"tweet": "laughing at your stupidity"} +{"tweet": "@karaaaloveee be safe tonight \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "I figured out how I'm gonna save money. I'm going to freeze my debit card in a block of ice so I can't use it. #ihaveissues judgeme"} +{"tweet": "Oh wait hAHAHA I'm not"} +{"tweet": "Can you not"} +{"tweet": "If the 49ers win it all its because the guy in that bud light commercial."} +{"tweet": "Just about went head first into the pond thanks to @ColtonMcCloud1"} +{"tweet": "Fuck this snow"} +{"tweet": "@shannon_tiara don't talk about yourself that way"} +{"tweet": "There's a sad song on my hip i swear you don't wanna hear it"} +{"tweet": "My puppy just chased his tail for three straight minutes and then bit it so hard he barked. Dumbass."} +{"tweet": "That gym session >>> \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@Jessicanaboznyy what hotel are you at?"} +{"tweet": "@CCBayne_34 I will brotha <3"} +{"tweet": "At least Anderson Silva ended his career in a championship fight...#brokenleg"} +{"tweet": "Best thing today was the all you can eat restaurant"} +{"tweet": "Krug have a fuckin series"} +{"tweet": "@SpencerUrick you make it sound more joyous than it really is."} +{"tweet": "Let's go tigers"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to lose you."} +{"tweet": "everything's such a mess right now \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Too bad you won't give into me. \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "Cannot get over how stinkin cute Michael Wacha is!"} +{"tweet": "I've asked about you and they told me things but my mind didn't change I still feel the same"} +{"tweet": "Just when I want to switch to an I phone droid proves me wrong"} +{"tweet": "I don't kno how many people kids I almost killed on exodus drive!"} +{"tweet": "Why do you hate meeeee \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@Sare_bear17 with your nose? #duh"} +{"tweet": "Screw the cold"} +{"tweet": "In a matter of one week every single thing that has been a constant in my life, won't be a constant anymore. Everything is changing."} +{"tweet": "I don't like this"} +{"tweet": "Going to the gym always puts me in the BEST mood"} +{"tweet": "Black friday is retarded"} +{"tweet": "@kellogg_april checkout isn't till 11am"} +{"tweet": "@CarissaAnn94 I think they are just running out of things to want in the world. There's always SOMETHING. it's really annoying"} +{"tweet": "i think the girl trying to poop was pissed at me for just standing in the bathroom fixing my braid just now. \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@tylerxnovacek If my schedule is anything like it is now I am definitely down."} +{"tweet": "@ItsGiovannaP what brand of tampons do you like?"} +{"tweet": "@fish_nancy hahaha I figured I should just warn everyone now"} +{"tweet": "Hi"} +{"tweet": "It smells like the monkey exhibit at the zoo in this school."} +{"tweet": "I'm yours and you're mine \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Hehehe"} +{"tweet": "@jedamu The Impression That I Get - Mighty Mighty Bosstones"} +{"tweet": "@roughcopydotcom well make it a point to find me this time and ill do the same. When yall getting to town."} +{"tweet": "Ely MN Thu Jan 24th AM Forecast: TODAY Light Snow Hi 3 TONIGHT Light Snow Lo -1"} +{"tweet": "And our hands meet like its the first time"} +{"tweet": "I never died before"} +{"tweet": "Ew what the fuck. I would never be able to live with this guy."} +{"tweet": "@m_berkkk I'll giddy up on a sexy cowboy that's about it \\ud83d\\udc0e\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc83"} +{"tweet": "I gotta make like 4000 in 3 weeks. #LetsGrind \\ud83d\\udcb0"} +{"tweet": "I need new windshield wipers so bad. #cantseeanything"} +{"tweet": "This day couldn't get any worse...... :/"} +{"tweet": "@child_caleb @ANNichols_ haha. Whats college?"} +{"tweet": "My wish for you is that this life becomes all that you want it to Your dreams stay big&you worries stay small. #MyWish #RascalFlatts \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "The fact that a new girl code is on then awkward and then another new girl code makes my Tuesday night"} +{"tweet": "@drakebell u rock can't wait until u come back on nick"} +{"tweet": "I miss the good times in my life"} +{"tweet": "I hope @greendiamond201 enjoys her new background on her phone and all her new pictures \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@YeahhBuddyDC omg did u see the black guy at the exit by motel 6?"} +{"tweet": "@CaitlinRous99 @BermeoGaby I hope so because you know I have to go on a 3 month trip to go get the REAL gold and then make it so ya know\\u231a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "My hot chocolate burnt all my taste buds off. Great\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "For everyone that enjoys a taylor ham egg and cheese today- you're welcome"} +{"tweet": "Watching Would You Rather and then The Strangers because horror movies always make me feel better."} +{"tweet": "\\It'll only take half an hour.\\\" She said an hour ago.\""} +{"tweet": "Haha. Cool cool. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Things get easier when you pretend not to care. You've just gotta do it sometimes. #HonestyHour"} +{"tweet": "Sox will not get a hit and win"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure my dog gets turned on when I hold his tail."} +{"tweet": "Holy grail"} +{"tweet": "Chilling with April..."} +{"tweet": "I feel like I retweet DeCarlo at least twice a day hahahah."} +{"tweet": "Love that play #iubb"} +{"tweet": "I feel like death."} +{"tweet": "I have 102 pages of work papers I have to read through by the end of training week!"} +{"tweet": "Christmas trivia Ben is giving skratch tickets as prizes"} +{"tweet": "Spaghetti and meatballs with homemade bread. It's #whatsfordinner!"} +{"tweet": "Hate to break the news to you buddy but you just got played sooo hard #winning #lol"} +{"tweet": "I normally don't watch much tv"} +{"tweet": "@TeamLanceK haha nothing like a drink to help with homework! Lol #Iwish #toomuchhomework"} +{"tweet": "@dave_ghost If someone jokes about rape, they need to kill themselves."} +{"tweet": "@RobDemovsky anyone but Cobb. Can't risk the injury"} +{"tweet": "@MsChelseaTurner my moms a psycho who wouldn't let me go I'll never forgive her"} +{"tweet": "Ohh and remember picslip at 800 (;\\n\\n17 more #helpmeout #babyanon"} +{"tweet": "S/O to @nicolefogwell for being the best person ever & giving me a donut this morning. <3 #BitchachosForLife"} +{"tweet": "@kimmieannellis why aren't you?"} +{"tweet": "Retweet if Cher taught you how to believe in life after love"} +{"tweet": "& telling me you love me at 4 in the morning drunk isn't the best way to do it."} +{"tweet": "Haha got retweeted by @ReeseClarett13 #BuckeyeNation"} +{"tweet": "Rochester, Minnesota here we come!!"} +{"tweet": "@anthonydukaj i'm bout to lose all my contacts and shit then, and music. my music isn't on my computer"} +{"tweet": "Sick of being everyone's side line I just want someone to want to be with me and not be ashamed\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "It's always foggy on mischief night..."} +{"tweet": "How the hell is it already 1:30 in the morning, it was just 12! \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know how I feel right now."} +{"tweet": "King of the hill is the weirdest show ever"} +{"tweet": "And by drama I mean plays not bitchy teenage girls arguing."} +{"tweet": "Night world."} +{"tweet": "Oh yeahh nicee shopping....."} +{"tweet": "I'm glad i have my best friend, or i'd be worse than i am right now ."} +{"tweet": "Haha, at least I wasn't talking to me ex the whole time. #Douche #Justin"} +{"tweet": "I knew that it was done yesterday tho when I texted you & you didn't reply"} +{"tweet": "Best of luck this year, seniors. \\ud83c\\udf89"} +{"tweet": "It makes me so mad when people pull out in front of me! If you don't have two seconds to wait you're in too big of a hurry."} +{"tweet": "@Pauluh_Jessica dying"} +{"tweet": "& let me kiss you \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Everyone I'm friends with now, probably didn't even know my name in high-school."} +{"tweet": "Trouble trouble trouble."} +{"tweet": "Proverbs 15:1\\nA gentle answer deflects anger, but harsh words make tempers flare."} +{"tweet": "Ashley asked me where she could sleep. I made a bed for her on my floor and the bitch she tries to crawl into my bed. \\ud83d\\ude45\\ud83d\\ude45\\ud83d\\ude45"} +{"tweet": "@nikki_kravitz SHE RUINS EVERYONE'S DAYS EVERY DAY I HATE THAT WOMAN"} +{"tweet": "@sawgger_man1 Why did they pull him out after that charge..."} +{"tweet": "@allieh2ocasa when in doubt, twerk it out. #lastnight"} +{"tweet": "Fun run is too addicting."} +{"tweet": "You're too much. Stop."} +{"tweet": "@ErrkaJay @ShamBeinAWinner no! 8am finals in the morning means studying and not drinking tonight!"} +{"tweet": "Yay now I can wear my reindeer leggings"} +{"tweet": "@jbsoss Fuck. I didn't know that"} +{"tweet": "#LIVEACTION"} +{"tweet": "My dad is blasting titanium... And singing it #aca-awkward"} +{"tweet": "I don't know. I'm just sad. I miss home."} +{"tweet": "When you think you slept for a whole day after a nap < nearly broke muh dang ankle jumping off my bed #nobueno"} +{"tweet": "The teddy bear @SarahhNikki bought me. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc3b"} +{"tweet": "@D_GOES_HAM that's the main ore workout I've been on the past 3 years and I've had enough lol"} +{"tweet": "@TheWeirdPics @OMGFunniest_ that's beyond creepy !"} +{"tweet": "I love my back being scratched too \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@PRIVATE_Alice it's a really dumb song, YA DID GOOD"} +{"tweet": "It's not how hard you can hit its how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done"} +{"tweet": "@AitannaG wow.\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I want coffee and hash browns"} +{"tweet": "@LilMissKickAss tweets tonight>>"} +{"tweet": "@chadwack GOD DAMNIT CAN I JUST HAVE YOU ALREADY? YOU'RE SO FUCKING GORGEOUS EMMA."} +{"tweet": "I might be drunk.. Whose to say really... Chugging beers cause IM A BOY"} +{"tweet": "Finally back in Iowa. Can't wait to sleep in my own bed without Hanna next to me or Pete snoring in bed nearby! #vacationproblems"} +{"tweet": "@SGHSScience Thanks for the information. I have joined DENvice on Facebook. Is there a PLN also? #DENchat"} +{"tweet": "Let's go hawksss!"} +{"tweet": "@Dom_Battista ohh looks like we have @PfenningRyan on my side haha"} +{"tweet": "I'd so rather be at school tomorrow than sit in a car for 10 hours \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I'm just glad everyone is okay"} +{"tweet": "@MileHighAssassn i hope u have some like little kid miss holes"} +{"tweet": "@PMillTheThrill two thumbs up for self control!"} +{"tweet": "@jochristie4 okay good!!!!! Is it in prime consition?!"} +{"tweet": "Thanks asshole"} +{"tweet": "I always have food on my mind \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "This is taking too damn long."} +{"tweet": "we'll see how they feel once the apocalypse is underway"} +{"tweet": "Thanks Penny."} +{"tweet": "@dcouch02 damn my secrets blown"} +{"tweet": "@Regan_Makenzie when are you coming back!?"} +{"tweet": "I've never laughed so hard"} +{"tweet": "I don't have a best friend and I'm fine with that right now"} +{"tweet": "@FryKendra un I think I'd rather study \\ud83d\\ude09 how long does it have to be?"} +{"tweet": "Almost died last night. Legit way to bring in the new year."} +{"tweet": "@alli_music hope you get better soon."} +{"tweet": "@shmaria1518 #longhairdontcare"} +{"tweet": "@raskey32lax learn how to read! ;) there was eyeballs in the last one duhhhhhhh"} +{"tweet": "Teaching @Reed2Anderson how to lap Dance #epic!!"} +{"tweet": "It Definitely does not feel like Christmas eve!"} +{"tweet": "@_kickinghipster Yeah it's cute, you just can't wear your hair curly"} +{"tweet": "Can't find the right one"} +{"tweet": "@candywifee I would never"} +{"tweet": "I want your hot love and emotion.\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "\\u843d\\u3061\\u7740\\u3051\\u2026\\u2026\\u5fc3\\u3092\\u5e73\\u9759\\u306b\\u3057\\u3066\\u8003\\u3048\\u308b\\u3093\\u3060\\u2026\\u3053\\u3093\\u306a\\u6642\\u3069\\u3046\\u3059\\u308b\\u304b\\u2026\\u20264027\\u20264049\\u20264051\\u20264057\\u20264073\\u20264079\\u20264091\\u2026"} +{"tweet": "Y'all can thank me, that's my brother #Tramon #BallHawk"} +{"tweet": "I hate feeling so down about myself all the time"} +{"tweet": "@BalegaJackie except Jackie doesn't get to shout them because she didn't even know what that was from! #banned"} +{"tweet": "ark side. We tend to keep ourselves to ourselves, so we can be a little distracting when we show up.\\\"\t0.0\t0.0\t0.000833333333333\t0.999166666667\n"} +{"tweet": "Can I please get it jumping in hammers sometime next week like old times? I'm BACK! Beware!"} +{"tweet": "Charlie is here :)"} +{"tweet": "@maddyhope6 SHUT UP MADDY!"} +{"tweet": "@Nboyercras we were at the park!"} +{"tweet": "So AP 300+ yards today?"} +{"tweet": "@Maggie_Mae98 then you had a real good guess!! :)"} +{"tweet": "@ryliefarinha @keirstin5 you guys pick"} +{"tweet": "I love @monnicapeterson she's so cute\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "There is nothing more I hate than cutting an onion"} +{"tweet": "Best two out hitting team in baseball #rolltribe"} +{"tweet": "@BraintreeRink Sean Rizzo know you are using his HS mask as your profile pic? The Decoste brothers will make good skate guards..."} +{"tweet": "No new friends! No new friends! No new friends! No no new! #Drake <3"} +{"tweet": "Everything that shine ain't always hold"} +{"tweet": "@bigxie what forms of payment are acceptable for you?"} +{"tweet": "If the Hawks loss\\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "I wish you knew how much you mean to me...."} +{"tweet": "What to do today since I have the day off"} +{"tweet": "Beach ?"} +{"tweet": "@Christ_IV I wish Rodgers would have been put in just for today. He hates Dallas almost as much as you."} +{"tweet": "I literally put sooooooooo much product in my hair it's terrible"} +{"tweet": "I need a pair of crocs."} +{"tweet": "Just walked to the fridge to get a drink but came back with more food instead. #blazedandconfused"} +{"tweet": "What everyone doesn't know is the new Katy Perry song \\Roar\\\" is based on @MrFoodStamp run at the 1995 Sudoku world championship. #turntup\""} +{"tweet": "I can't wait til I move to Bloomington. The suspense is killing me"} +{"tweet": "Yedabuuss"} +{"tweet": "Let's carry the energy we had all game through the rest of the season #VFL"} +{"tweet": "Well I guess I'll study a bit and go to bed"} +{"tweet": "My night is made, I live in Maryville Tennessee and I actually talked to someone famous hahaha. Life sometimes.."} +{"tweet": "@srezk you got it!"} +{"tweet": "Once again my daily tweet to @wheatus who will never notice mee"} +{"tweet": "Baby you're my summer jam"} +{"tweet": "hehe"} +{"tweet": "Why am I still up"} +{"tweet": "\\u30ec\\u30fb\\u30df\\u30bc\\u4e8c\\u56de\\u76ee\\u7d42\\u308f\\u308a"} +{"tweet": "What a comeback by towson.. great game"} +{"tweet": "@MDG915 prob 10-15"} +{"tweet": "@Nickalicious22 what?"} +{"tweet": "@TaylorPodkulski grew didn't go on a web a site lol they kinda just went without knowing but Google"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "too bad I'm exhausted and not hungry from work."} +{"tweet": "Now I got your wifey and you back to usin that jergens \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "shout out for P-Town!"} +{"tweet": "We accept the love we think we deserve"} +{"tweet": "@JVanCuren51 @lilschwits23 @wakaflockabsm jake your prolly right lol."} +{"tweet": "@GenuineSurprise oh yeah. No sense in going back to bed. So I showered and got ready for work."} +{"tweet": "@BlackGryph0n all these replies about seeing the joke....what am I missing..."} +{"tweet": "@ZMauck that's all you darling (:"} +{"tweet": "gonna try an stop smoking , let's see how well I do this \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Bedtime \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@Melissa_LaurenX I can't wait"} +{"tweet": "Twitter right now>> hahah omg"} +{"tweet": "@princessjules_ a she probably gave up on trying to find where Duke is located..."} +{"tweet": "@ShadowLaneMonta you got a new picture!?"} +{"tweet": "An Allen County Community College representative will be at EHS during lunch today."} +{"tweet": "Omg they look alike'"} +{"tweet": "I'm sure that cig you're smoking will make your taco taste better... #PeopleOfAnderson #NoSmokingPlease"} +{"tweet": "@nicolepaige44 what was your senior prank"} +{"tweet": "This line to get out is not the business I just want some beers"} +{"tweet": "I might've actually made plans for my future today woah. @warpedmentally and I are gonna fuck shit up."} +{"tweet": "Wow. Purdue is really bad. Really bad"} +{"tweet": "What I want for Christmas... @MattyMacMusic would do... \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Someone talk to me, I'm bored."} +{"tweet": "I should've sent to bed early #dead\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "well I'm pretty tired... soooo I guess this is goodbye..."} +{"tweet": "Sunburn on sunburn. Thanks softball."} +{"tweet": "@_taylorgurley_ because I can't sleep. Let me guess you can't sleep because its hot"} +{"tweet": "My frosty is smokinggg...wtf"} +{"tweet": "Wondering if I can get a retweet from @blakeshelton I mean I talk like this.. I'm from Alabama and My name is Maranda... #mirandacard"} +{"tweet": "How much longer until spring break is here"} +{"tweet": "I really don't know what I am suppose to feel?!"} +{"tweet": "then maria asks how messages get sent and whether or not they fly through the air. i think theyre stoned."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude03\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Fuck, what am I supposed to be, impressed? You're just another set of bones to lay to rest"} +{"tweet": "She'll just screw you over, but hey have fun. Don't say I never warned you."} +{"tweet": "@Siering81 that's you though"} +{"tweet": "@S_KLund there is a girl behind me in line at the hunger games that looks exactly like you, long lost twin"} +{"tweet": "I'm so happy right now!!! :D"} +{"tweet": "@lalauren14 @lukeatc you look soo fab send a real pic of you and luke to mom!"} +{"tweet": "@wardaemil whatever loser."} +{"tweet": "More Monday and monday night football #prettygoodnight"} +{"tweet": "Reynolds just gave that pitch the finger.... Seeee yaaaaaa #ROLLTRIBE"} +{"tweet": "The blonde cheerleader for the Bulls \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Rick ross got shot"} +{"tweet": "Today is take your dog to work day. Elliott is really excited to meet the Mexicans"} +{"tweet": "@AHaley_WKU lof'inl."} +{"tweet": "Lord forgive me, It must be somethin that was heaven sent."} +{"tweet": "Do we have school on monday?!"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you. And you."} +{"tweet": "Salwa from buckwild is being charged with drug posession and intent to distribute lol"} +{"tweet": "@MattRolin9 gator bait"} +{"tweet": "why do I like you so much?"} +{"tweet": "My baby gone be riddin better with the gaskets changed no more leaks (:"} +{"tweet": "@RubiLuvsYew ahah yees all day every day!"} +{"tweet": "@clairewolfe94 come down to G-Town and chill with @12_josie, @Joecastillo7742 and I #cranium"} +{"tweet": "I need a sephora in my house!"} +{"tweet": "#YouGainPoints if you score a touchdown. #6points"} +{"tweet": "If you don't take chances when they're right in front of you, will you ever later in life? No."} +{"tweet": "@Chan_da_man77 I love you"} +{"tweet": "really wanna go to the movies between now and next week. please please pleaseeeeeee"} +{"tweet": "But then we get to go salmon fishing. \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83c\\udfa3\\ud83d\\udc1f"} +{"tweet": ".@Fact because they understand how crazy the world is!"} +{"tweet": "Why are you in my room . Im extremely pissed off at you."} +{"tweet": "I want something else to get me through this..."} +{"tweet": "Ran 16 miles in 8 days"} +{"tweet": "I'll be half dead at that 5:50 morning practice tomorrow. Titsa will be sassy tomorrow.\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I miss, and I wish I could talk to you ):"} +{"tweet": "Ok #thementalist was replaced by this? Unimpressed."} +{"tweet": "@AutumChanel101 @bnana801 hahaha no it's not a fancy place"} +{"tweet": "Truth be told it doesn't matter if you are sorry or not\\n#truth #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "@juliaax123 thanks Julia"} +{"tweet": "Like why is it so difficult to figure out what my football players want for their favors..."} +{"tweet": "FINALLY found the missing wallet. What a waste of energy. \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "One final separating me and summer"} +{"tweet": "@vistavision @zmcghee When you're lost out there and your all alone, a light is waiting to carry you hooooooooome. Everywhere you look!"} +{"tweet": "That's the smell of desire my lady."} +{"tweet": "@DMBGal41 @poetgirlhernand @yellow41flame @DmbKaren @CristenKassai Hello.. In Chattanooga !"} +{"tweet": "You guys best big little week is about to be the best weekend I've had in a long time."} +{"tweet": "@L_Reznyk we were there on Tuesday"} +{"tweet": "there is always that one person who understands you better then yourself."} +{"tweet": "My dad just made fun of the black lady's lips on the voice #CmonDad"} +{"tweet": "If Joe Montana wins this game he has to be in the discussion as one of the greatest QBs of all time. #superbowl23tweet"} +{"tweet": "Take you where??? @haleybonds7"} +{"tweet": "Evansville \\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "man down"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to treat my body so good these next few weeks in compensation for the horrible things I have done to it this week"} +{"tweet": "Maybe I'll spend a month in Austin. Grady & I can go sledding everyday but then again @lsslynn and I will prob get yelled at for breathing \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@Sallymandr yeah we're in St. Pete's beach!! :) where are you?!"} +{"tweet": "@moarhops adding whey to beer makes it food, right??"} +{"tweet": "@GTNolte you coming Saturday?!?"} +{"tweet": "@HeatherHale1 JEALOUS\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@iRellyicous UGH"} +{"tweet": "Escape through the radio"} +{"tweet": "@_bethwhite and I being annoying with our long ass conversation. #Dontcare #deal"} +{"tweet": "Bra shopping with nicole is a nightmare"} +{"tweet": "It's freezing"} +{"tweet": "Can someone bring me a cig I'm vehicles due to the fact that someone took my keys."} +{"tweet": "@katiekrebs11 if it did say that it would have said everybody EXCEPT for me \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "When the dayliiiiiiight comes, ill have to go. But tonight I'm gonna hold you so close. \\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "@MMA_Tickets - curious to know why Mr. Sanchez didn't make weight!"} +{"tweet": "So excited that @JENNIWOWW is expecting \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Wonder if Mike Shannon is buzzing as much as me right now? #gocards"} +{"tweet": "@OhMyJewels but forget logic....it isn't supposed to make sense. It's you don't have a boyfriend now so that's all that matters"} +{"tweet": "Philly here I come!"} +{"tweet": "@hdrane5 I meant about your number so TAKE IT BACK"} +{"tweet": "Wish we were still friends"} +{"tweet": "Raise it"} +{"tweet": "I'd be lost without you, I hope you feel the same"} +{"tweet": "SOMEONE PLEASE COME VISIT ME AT WORK. IM SO BORED."} +{"tweet": "Sucks y'all didn't stay! @Ha_Lenaa68"} +{"tweet": "Zack just tellin me his life stories"} +{"tweet": "Why must the weekend go by so fast?! #slowdown \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "If I had a southern accent I'd call everyone hunny and I'd never shut the fuck up."} +{"tweet": "@ahodgin thx for the look"} +{"tweet": "@1Laukhuf @Coffman_Shayla nick she's mine, she gave me an over the pants handie."} +{"tweet": "Dude gymnastics is so awesome to watch."} +{"tweet": "Too bad you guys won't be able to do more investigating in #Fitchburg looking forward to so. Gahdnah @Zak_Bagans @AaronGoodwin"} +{"tweet": "@mikeyanne31 what is life?"} +{"tweet": "I honestly wish I could have a full time job"} +{"tweet": "4 hours ride back home. Someone text me? \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "If you buy nice clothes, you'll be better looking and stuff #sketchywisdom"} +{"tweet": "Hot chocolate and bar rescue \\u2714\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "When Did 'THAT' Happen? Laying it down in the morning @ The Bar 10:30 am. So pumped about tmrw."} +{"tweet": "@kaylee_morgan24 I miss you too! Come home already please."} +{"tweet": "Cannot wait until tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "Happy 2 month baby i love you <3"} +{"tweet": "@CatsAttacks I can see you lol and i would just have die of laughter"} +{"tweet": "@LOVING_ME_WELLL how is culvers?"} +{"tweet": "@AngelaLeighx3 I gotcha!!"} +{"tweet": "We gaze upon the glowing sky, wishing this last kiss wasn't a last goodbye."} +{"tweet": "Comic book men is awesome. @ThatKevinSmith knows where the business is @ComicBookMenAMC"} +{"tweet": "@Caleb_Chappell I just accepted that I'm going to fail. I attempted the review and decided there was no hope."} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna dip moscato and you gon lose them pants I'm gonna throw this money while you do it on the floor. #OldWale"} +{"tweet": "@Mike_Stouder that's an odd way of spelling sexy."} +{"tweet": "@JoeFayad92 I literally made pudding at 11 o'clock last night..."} +{"tweet": "@AleyshaSchutz @AlysonBerven @Kdegen12 @AshleyPelzer aly get me out of school so I can come! :) #sobored"} +{"tweet": "@HafnerDanielle your twit pic is smokin\\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "So, the logical thing to do when you get dumped is to immediately rebound with a guy who's even worse for you than the last, right?"} +{"tweet": "@newtotheplace they're pretty embarrassing!"} +{"tweet": "The first step in finding out who you are, is discovering who you aren't"} +{"tweet": "@Ashley_Trometer you're making a scene quit"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealNardawg pretties!!! \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@KrissyKirk86 ummmmm....i may have to leave twitter now for some me time."} +{"tweet": "#VoiceSave Caroline"} +{"tweet": "So thankful #family"} +{"tweet": "@caleb_meeks bro is Macie in town this week or next?"} +{"tweet": "Why are there so many black people in town today...?"} +{"tweet": "Woaaahh Chief kief tweeted you? You know your bad ass, if that happends."} +{"tweet": "@beasontheswarm @IGN I was thinking Sting descending on the nWo."} +{"tweet": "Everyone's cool in there own sense if u take the time to get to know them"} +{"tweet": "Did my sister seriously ask me if I have a dress..? Do I look like the type of person to buy dresses?"} +{"tweet": "Whoever is thinking/talking about me cam stop.. My nose is itching like crazy."} +{"tweet": "Thanks for the ride @TayFink5"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad Sheena let me stay here , I feel like I'm at home !"} +{"tweet": "This shit always happens to me, why?"} +{"tweet": "Two faced people have to be the most annoying people in the world. #hypocrite"} +{"tweet": "@SoaROcsT or\\npretzel"} +{"tweet": "You annoy me more than anyone in this world! Shut up! \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "@sabinem69808967 @shemarmoore @lovin_shemar amazing for an amazing person"} +{"tweet": "I swear everytime I go to the casino I have the best luck!! :) #feelingawesome #money"} +{"tweet": "@alex0809 you are the sweetest guy I know. You were my first and last valentine too! #goodolddays"} +{"tweet": "I just want a gentleman like why would I want some boy I have to teach how to be nice and caring fuck that shit"} +{"tweet": "I enjoy watching #HoneyBooBoo \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "And I'm already bawling"} +{"tweet": "The way the sun shines in my room at this time of the day is always the worst , so blinding"} +{"tweet": "@Thee_Sanders dude I'm just saying you nailed it. Jesus Christ."} +{"tweet": "Don't tell me what to do and be fucking rude about it!!! \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Second half underway in Time Warner Arena!"} +{"tweet": "@DavidScott518 hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA how does that even happen"} +{"tweet": "A year later and it's still weird not seeing @MaggieBrissett everyday"} +{"tweet": "Excited for holiday world gonna get my tan up"} +{"tweet": "I know a place where no one's lost. I know a place where no one cries. Crying at all is not allowed, not in my castle on a cloud."} +{"tweet": "@TStelken metaphorically, yes. Realistically, no. Human anatomy cannot be fused with a foreign object unless extreme elements are present."} +{"tweet": "We go through some things, but I cant stop lovin youuu \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Presenting the microsoft game consoles. The xbox1, xbox360, and xbox one. Oh wait..."} +{"tweet": "@mattsterling4 thinks he's sweet"} +{"tweet": "@Avery8316 who came up with Georgejackass lmao?"} +{"tweet": "@alicia_hook EXACTLY \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@nataliehofstad @karvey24 I miss her..."} +{"tweet": "@ashly2727 you need to watch this one"} +{"tweet": "Watching WWE for God knows what reason"} +{"tweet": "I didn't mean to fall asleep"} +{"tweet": "When the 30 year old in my class calls me trouble >>>>"} +{"tweet": "@maria21212121 your my bff for lyfe"} +{"tweet": "to anyone gay enough to find the information useful, coning is against the law"} +{"tweet": "Do you ever go look at your own tweets or insta posts and realize why people think you're a faggot"} +{"tweet": "Actions speak louder than words"} +{"tweet": "Another day at work but its going fast and great"} +{"tweet": "@RealToddBanks that's what I meant, but yeah I'm down when y'all wanna go?"} +{"tweet": "It's ridiculous the amount of conditioning you lose after one week of being sick"} +{"tweet": "@amyluvscatz Fuckk"} +{"tweet": "@TTGdevv_687 @Raelin_Nystrom sorry for wha?"} +{"tweet": "@jjtruckjaa it should be considering you are the #boss"} +{"tweet": "Michael Jordan scored, yeah I know that. But lebron does it all"} +{"tweet": "Slide your pretty little self on over, get a little closer, turn up the radio. #JasonAldean #np"} +{"tweet": "Why don't I have any friends with pools"} +{"tweet": "Well shit if he's dead will burry him"} +{"tweet": "Seriously tanner makes me weak\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@L_w3av3r_23 what u doin"} +{"tweet": "Worked out, greys anatomy and homework \\ud83d\\udc4d #goodday now wheres that man that wants to snuggle up in this snowstorm? #wishfulthinking"} +{"tweet": "we are getting married & it will be such a cute story to tell our grand kids about how he was my committee chair & I was his secretary \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Got the bulls at home on abc Sunday"} +{"tweet": "Cannot make a fuckkng shot. So frustrating to watch"} +{"tweet": "9 times out of 10, what a girls says they want a guy can give it to them but they reject it."} +{"tweet": "What is this"} +{"tweet": "@madileigh10 you're such a doll! #loveyou"} +{"tweet": "Well I can't get off my drive way that's cool"} +{"tweet": "I really hope this Econ final is as easy"} +{"tweet": "Your on my mind all the time it's trueeeeee I think about you you you you"} +{"tweet": "@Hikuns_ \\u53ef\\u611b\\u304f\\u7121\\u3044\\u306e\\u304b\\u2026"} +{"tweet": "You make me so angry..."} +{"tweet": "Yo retweet this alot I don't know y just do it FO no reason do it if u love football baseball or basketball or hunting or mud bogs wheeeeeew"} +{"tweet": "never turn your back on someone who's been down for you, no matter what!"} +{"tweet": "Gordon is amazing"} +{"tweet": "I mean easily can be avoided with NO FRICKIN INSULTS \\ud83d\\ude21 @abbylouisa"} +{"tweet": "@SoB_Corey @ have fun buddy!! Corey's married!! Jealous on where you are right Now!"} +{"tweet": "I miss my sophomore year basketball team the most. Our team sleepovers were the best!"} +{"tweet": "@mooonbeamkisses It's actually true. We have to fear going on walks. We're more vulnerable than guys. Especially when alone. :("} +{"tweet": "Here we goooo"} +{"tweet": "I'm always here for you wether you like it or not so don't try to push me away, it will never work"} +{"tweet": "@T_Menke i've already been corrected, but thank you."} +{"tweet": "Forgot about this Calc homework due 1st period tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "Someone come see me at work!!!"} +{"tweet": "What's the point in working out if you drink the night before and right after the gym....... Smh"} +{"tweet": "What is even going on right now"} +{"tweet": "@GK_Everyday XBL update \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "@PattyKlopp we can all sexy together then ;)"} +{"tweet": "Why does my head have to be ginormous"} +{"tweet": "GRONK CATCH BALL.\\nGRONK HAPPY."} +{"tweet": "Would love to be camping tonight"} +{"tweet": "I can't even sleep in tomorrow that's a dreadful thought"} +{"tweet": "I don't care if I make five cents, I can't wait to get my first paycheck. #JustToHaveIt"} +{"tweet": "@nate_howell @adam_callender Tragic!!"} +{"tweet": "@xoxosunshine that's right. Hopefully you look this good at 25!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Loving @yoyokasidyjo #PerksOfDatingMe tweets \\ud83d\\ude0c\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@Amanda_Hetrick not you, just I'm general."} +{"tweet": "I dont like texting people that dont have iphones"} +{"tweet": "@J_Radical_ hahahahah but I understood you so it's all good. I mean, I do live in Logan county, that was better that how many talk verbally."} +{"tweet": "@_amtzx3 7:30"} +{"tweet": "@jewels4209 @AIcoholProbs I can confirm this. I mean .. I've been to then. haha \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "You say that you're over me, you always end under me \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83c\\udfb5\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@sabrina_rogers @drewsmalik @justinbiebere CUNT"} +{"tweet": "It's cold enough to freeze the hairs in your nose #Burrrrrr"} +{"tweet": "I love waking up to beautiful sunny mornings like this one \\ud83d\\ude03\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "@KenzieChele3 and I just walked in on Mrs.A telling the whole classroom a story about us #lol #ok"} +{"tweet": "Recovering from surgery. Glad to have DVR full of #DragRace & reeses peanut butter cups. Lets not forget pain meds."} +{"tweet": "We don't mess around,"} +{"tweet": "Happy New Years bitches \\ud83c\\udf89\\ud83c\\udf8a\\ud83c\\udf89"} +{"tweet": "Everything makes you stronger"} +{"tweet": "When someone brings out the worst in you. <<<<<"} +{"tweet": "Why can't things just be like they were before?"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I almost got T-boned << \\ud83d\\ude33 #idiot"} +{"tweet": "@DiabeticprobsT1 Bahaha you would retweet this @kslade_3"} +{"tweet": "Looks like my gpa's old girlfriend is going to be getting pounded by rhonda in prison! #justiceisservedbitch #rotinhell"} +{"tweet": "@sydneykelling what to drink is the question."} +{"tweet": "I wonder if you know what ricer means?"} +{"tweet": "Nothing more annoying when people fight on twitter about their relationship. No one cares"} +{"tweet": "Your such an idiot. It's incredible how stupid you are"} +{"tweet": "@TheModernGypsy @ianxmxbell hahahahahahahahaha!"} +{"tweet": "Why am I watching Amish Mafia right now?"} +{"tweet": "43 minutes!! @DylanSenters1 #CatchingFire #EEEP"} +{"tweet": "I HATE getting stuck driving behind someone who's smoking. So disgusting."} +{"tweet": "@awoetken Netflix!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Well that wasn't a happy ending.."} +{"tweet": "Unexpected I miss you texts >>>>>"} +{"tweet": "Literally has not stopped snowing since Monday \\u2744\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Stop tweeting and watch the game @dmorey"} +{"tweet": "@BadgerDan19 @jzenk42 one game does not a season make."} +{"tweet": "I feel like I haven't watched Breaking Bad with Nic since the revolutionary war"} +{"tweet": "@nolovember let me know how much they are? I might buy it."} +{"tweet": "@lex_poppell 12:30. Kayla said it was pretty easy"} +{"tweet": "I'm so in the cleaning mode today don't no why \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "You're views on the government are such horse shit I can't believe people actually think you are intelligent"} +{"tweet": "I may get 2 hours of sleep tomorrow if I'm lucky."} +{"tweet": "I wanna run away an NEVER return..."} +{"tweet": "@pattymarieee yessssss please\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude18 just fill me in on the plan !"} +{"tweet": "@FahemaOweis aren't there salons in Venezuela?"} +{"tweet": "Its by far the best day of the school year"} +{"tweet": "@branchbrah1 I see how it is! \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@WasteyPants101 @alyssa_palazzo oh extremely. Timmy was a lot of fun to hangout with"} +{"tweet": "@michaela_lynn98 are there any day offs during the week?"} +{"tweet": "@SarahRWright f right offfffffdf Sarah! It's a free country"} +{"tweet": "@ianwatson14 sorry"} +{"tweet": "#KnowYourAnon I wasn't born in Texas"} +{"tweet": "Oregon's jerseys never disappoint"} +{"tweet": "I think I found my dress. \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Making a big choice in my life this week and I couldn't be more nervous, excited, happy and sad all at the same time."} +{"tweet": "I could totally win a burping contest. That's probably gross"} +{"tweet": "I want a pet wolf !"} +{"tweet": "198 days till my cruise \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d so long."} +{"tweet": "#TOUCHDOWN!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@twigg_02 you got to be off for the last weekend of may!"} +{"tweet": "@kellyayotte @senjohnbarasso @maxbaucus @senatorbegich @royblunt @johnboozeman @senatorburr #ThankYou #guncontrol vote @Alyssa_Milano lol"} +{"tweet": "Wings so so good"} +{"tweet": "I don't even do a urging with it. It stays in my room and doesn't move. Oh my god"} +{"tweet": "@themcdermott @slyeager96 I mean we can try but I don't think we will get that far \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Someone hmu w plans \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Hopefully the weekend all be better"} +{"tweet": "I don't even give a fuck I want all this stress and bull shit out of my fucking life. I just want to be able to play music and be happy"} +{"tweet": "@BayleeCristine plays with barbies according to journey\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "And then he gets her in the tub. #DaVincisDemons"} +{"tweet": "@mae_mandi you better \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "i called the salon and made hair appointments for me and forrest i feel so grown up"} +{"tweet": "Super terrible day at work for the first time in awhile \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Feeling Awesome \\ud83d\\ude1c\\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "@Harry_Styles I love you so much! You're the best thing that's ever happened to me! \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Hi I'm Crystal and my milkshakes do in fact bring all the boys to the yard"} +{"tweet": "@OU_Slingblade @gwarman2012 shut up you Bitchboyz"} +{"tweet": "@block_austin haha it's okay! Happens to the best of us \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Highly recommend everyone watch Blackfish. Never been to SeaWorld and definitely will never go."} +{"tweet": "@Amandorkkk he hit on Catie and i like a month ago and then said it was his twin brother but then proceeded to do it again!"} +{"tweet": "Thank god our cat Tebow has shown up at our door . Thanks for all the help twitterville ."} +{"tweet": "OMG Paul Walker died today :("} +{"tweet": "I can plow a field all day long I can hunt big deer from dusk Til dawn \\ud83c\\udfa7\\ud83c\\udfa7"} +{"tweet": "@adorkallison @micapflug13 lol welcome \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I'M GOING ON STRIKE FROM MATH"} +{"tweet": "When I hear \\I heard you were a wild one\\\" it makes me pumped for spring break lol I'm weird\""} +{"tweet": "I see all these tweets about the NBA and I'm like, it's baseball season."} +{"tweet": "Whenever I see a baby born, I'm reminded how much I want to be a dad & the day my perfect niece, Autumn was born @JessKStevenson @TSteves88"} +{"tweet": "I have a 3-D printer for cakes, cupcakes and cookies. It's called an oven."} +{"tweet": "#thingsihate people who get anchor tattoos that say something about refusing to sink when that's the sole purpose of an anchor #stupid"} +{"tweet": "@Ms_StephyU your the coolest girl I don't personally but would be cool if I did."} +{"tweet": "That's all she wrote."} +{"tweet": "I hate golf with a burning passion, but when a guy is a good golfer, they're so much classier..."} +{"tweet": "@Michael5SOS I like your face"} +{"tweet": "@TheJGrace go to Riley Davis house at 6:30 I'm fighting Nick McCauley"} +{"tweet": "@15Lasershow is a pro's pro. I always hope my high school athletes I coach have his work ethic."} +{"tweet": "@Mizadrianna u have no idea The snow comes up to my thigh though"} +{"tweet": "I'd probably rather die than be here right now."} +{"tweet": "@lillie_reder24 man, why am I so attractive?"} +{"tweet": "Now Rollins. NO THANK YOU"} +{"tweet": "@MaryEllen74 Three cheers for fire fighters!"} +{"tweet": "I will break you Tyler"} +{"tweet": "Ready to have a good workout at practice"} +{"tweet": "All I said was don't be bitchy and give me attitude and you give me two paragraphs about how I played you \\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "Hello cute boy bagging my groceries \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I can wait foreveerrrrr."} +{"tweet": "@taylerbonney @victoriafix_ you gonna make me?"} +{"tweet": "@homiepls I was just showing you gosh ):"} +{"tweet": "God I hate Bears fans. #GoPackGo"} +{"tweet": "And round three goes to caito! I'm wrecking @JDickie49 and @IsiahTraskIsMe"} +{"tweet": "@erinoka awww!! Love you, very much. Your are an amazing friend, always there and do so much for me!! Your the best!!"} +{"tweet": "i feel as if i haven't been home all day.."} +{"tweet": "I need to get out of bed lol send help"} +{"tweet": "@KoreyOats #classy"} +{"tweet": "Most likely the longest I've gone without seeing @KrystenPayment in years #withdrawls"} +{"tweet": "@lindsss_ hahahaha oh it's always a pleasure \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I used to hate the thought of going to NKU for college but now I miss it and all the people I met."} +{"tweet": "@aye_godwin Cars are the same way. My 43 year old vehicle runs better and has less rust than half of the cars people my age drive."} +{"tweet": "it's so weird watching new prague play and I'm not on the ice with them"} +{"tweet": "I did not smell anything"} +{"tweet": "I like smelling good. No matter where I go. Even work."} +{"tweet": "Kids around the age of like 1-3 have to be the cutest thing ever"} +{"tweet": "The freshman in my 3rd period >>> \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Case of the Mondays"} +{"tweet": "@beckles05 ok good. \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@funnyweston yes and id say it again"} +{"tweet": "Because if you can text it why didn't you just call me"} +{"tweet": "What the hell"} +{"tweet": "It's going to be an Ugly Girl Tuesday. I'm not doing my hair or makeup. Sorry Hicks high school"} +{"tweet": "The fall festival gets worse every year"} +{"tweet": "@ashlynyooo bc mean girls"} +{"tweet": "\\The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall. You say it best when you say nothing at alllllll.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Good job volleyball!!!!! \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude00"} +{"tweet": "Movies and milk shakes with @emzanoni"} +{"tweet": "I walk into school and i get anxiety. But then i think to myself. \\Fuck all of you\\\" then I smile an walk with my girlfriend. #hateThisPlace\""} +{"tweet": "Another sleepless night"} +{"tweet": "@stayawayali that's nice of you. :) devil wears prada. Brings back memories when I was an early teenager. I loved them"} +{"tweet": "@Amanda_Mae28 I fell asleep... \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@HaleyDormanx we won't! And yes I will! When will you go on break?"} +{"tweet": "@BBdawgs60 @wallydawg16 I could get a new one. \\Girl cave, enter at your own risk.\\\" I'll make it happen.\""} +{"tweet": "@MackenzieSoma road rage"} +{"tweet": "Trump University I want to see his grade !"} +{"tweet": "So were supposed to get like 8 inches of snow this week.... #gross"} +{"tweet": "Like seriously Sarah I'm not gonna tell you again, it's time to hit the gym.."} +{"tweet": "I really want to go get food but I really don't want to put pants on... #TheStruggle"} +{"tweet": "ok"} +{"tweet": "Give it to her! Lmao@DrPomento"} +{"tweet": "Take me to Canada already."} +{"tweet": "@Country_Voices I can't do that .. I have a forever burn on my wrist from my wand.."} +{"tweet": "wasn't me"} +{"tweet": "Snow?! \\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "Alabama has the 40th toughest schedule, Oregon at 58, and Florida comes in at 1."} +{"tweet": "I'm wishing I had more things to tweet about"} +{"tweet": "I'm bringing cookies today \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83c\\udf6a"} +{"tweet": "So pumped for Matt to come up I miss that fag"} +{"tweet": "Gym than work!"} +{"tweet": "@_may4321 oh sweeeet."} +{"tweet": "I instantly become stressed thinking about my bank account and spending money....#tightass"} +{"tweet": "Daddy gave me a $50 gift card to Amazon and I'm having such a tough time deciding what to get\\ud83d\\ude48 #SoManyOptions"} +{"tweet": "We loose our streak to the Marlins?! Are you kidding me? Dafuq?!"} +{"tweet": "But he is my jerk"} +{"tweet": "Lol my dog has shit all over her. I love my life \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "An I love you before practice everyday keeps me happy \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@s_casinelli #possessed"} +{"tweet": "@Poppet0609 @BigBrotherLeak what Amanda means is wish she would fall in line and be my puppet like everyone else"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for @gfilliez58 to get over here and rub my head and take care of me \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@CameronMills1 So, you just became my best friend."} +{"tweet": "Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it."} +{"tweet": "Your sneakers look really nice with that sundress"} +{"tweet": "DON'T. TOUCH. ME."} +{"tweet": "@FuckDesiree lol that makes you mad"} +{"tweet": "@kaylaschoenung \\ud83d\\ude18 sleep good tonight Kayla lolololol don't hate me"} +{"tweet": "well I still hate yoga"} +{"tweet": "@Sarah_Hyland may the force be with you"} +{"tweet": "Ok that's cool too."} +{"tweet": "@CaseyBiro what kind"} +{"tweet": "Come on #LetsBeReal"} +{"tweet": "\\u270b"} +{"tweet": "cherry flavored twizzlerZ"} +{"tweet": "uhhhhh. PLL your confusing the shit outta me. #PLL"} +{"tweet": "Taco bell classic"} +{"tweet": "Get on that shittttt gurllllll"} +{"tweet": "For The First Time \\ud83c\\udfa7 #thescript"} +{"tweet": "Was having a nice nap tell my chocolate labs decided I should be up... Didn't appreciate getting licked in the face"} +{"tweet": "Not gonna lie I look pretty good with a black bandana and ray bans on."} +{"tweet": "I wish I could take allllll of it back."} +{"tweet": "Awkward marathon \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@shawtyhoeee EXACTLY! like why care if you aren't getting the same thing back?!"} +{"tweet": "\\the line between the priest and the prostitute is very thin.\\\" the lines between us all are very thin...let's treat each other that way.\""} +{"tweet": "Really?! #ok #whatafriend"} +{"tweet": "@pamsooo3 chill lady"} +{"tweet": "@LolitatheDiva Oh you look so sad love! So sorry I missed you! Moms making a turkey, smells so yummy! Happy thanksgiving my love! Folks too!"} +{"tweet": "@KAYJ0_ I think you're funny as shit lol totally wish I was going to riverside this year \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Was hoping I would never wake up from that nap"} +{"tweet": "@ohthatsMITCH kay"} +{"tweet": "Counting down the hours until its acceptable to go to sleep. #dontevencare"} +{"tweet": "@txs2345 do you have Netflix?"} +{"tweet": "@cameron_motter I would ever do a drug or the alcohol"} +{"tweet": "I wasn't even up late, but this 5 hours of work is not sounding thrilling. #JustSaying"} +{"tweet": "@FreeAsAnOwl i am staying here!!!! Sooo lets hangout!"} +{"tweet": "@nursekelsey @rvandersteen that is amazing! Beautiful shot:)"} +{"tweet": "Staying there for three days? Ill pack 7 outfits just in case."} +{"tweet": "I feel like everybody hates everyone today"} +{"tweet": "#ReplaceAShowTitleWithTwerk Ned's Declassified Twerk Survival Guise"} +{"tweet": "You're gonna regret it."} +{"tweet": "@ajperez305 #future"} +{"tweet": "Good Morning TwitterWorld... Happy Friday :-)"} +{"tweet": "Because the country sucks"} +{"tweet": "@Briitannyyy maybe you can join! (:"} +{"tweet": "@BigSammyB_13 we have a postseason \\ud83d\\ude49\\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "It's unattractive to me, if guys don't have a little meat on their bones. But if they do, I think It's yummy."} +{"tweet": "@jcroberge11 I'm not in prison bra. Well pretty much. I'm on lockdown"} +{"tweet": "Anxiety sucks @BabyDrag0nxo"} +{"tweet": "I don't watch it so its fineee"} +{"tweet": "@myriyachristine I have no choice weather to lay down or not . You can go do something . Shut up\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Orange is the New Black \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Oh yeah they don't exsist"} +{"tweet": "@analisaacruz is my BFF"} +{"tweet": "@May_may2422 that just made hate you, please face death"} +{"tweet": "Besides my fucked up parents, I have the best family ever. #alwaysthereforme"} +{"tweet": "Old Kesha>>"} +{"tweet": "Did ya know that I still love you? Did you know that? Prolly not.. I'm invisible to you.. Time is moving faster than before I can't catch up"} +{"tweet": "your phone card is filled with porn and hers js filled with goodwill coupons and gift cards"} +{"tweet": "@CodyHuhman fags"} +{"tweet": "I'm ready for Christmas now so I can get a MacBook Pro! #hurryup"} +{"tweet": "Criminal minds and workaholics tonight #AMAZING."} +{"tweet": "\\Is this real life?\\\" @mollipoppp @hdove2014\""} +{"tweet": "Authentic cheese steak time\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@amandaaddonizio now it's all fun and games until someone catches a virus"} +{"tweet": "I need to look good tomorrow to make up for today \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Summer should come backkk \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "Cam just said he wished Emily was the miscarriage \\ud83d\\ude33 that's so fucked up. Lmao"} +{"tweet": "@Kelsie_Jeene YeeYee nighty night beautiful sleep tight"} +{"tweet": "Wow everyone's watching the vs fashion show and I'm watching the cheetah girls. I really am a loser"} +{"tweet": "@tiffanyboo132 cutest commercial ever!"} +{"tweet": "@DanielJozef Lets lift then!"} +{"tweet": "@authannold hahaha that's a great question. \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Penguins flight muscles are very similar to hummingbirds, since penguins are large this makes the flying thing very hard. #studyingforcomps"} +{"tweet": "Monstober on Disney channel is the epitome of my existence."} +{"tweet": "Hate dreams like that"} +{"tweet": "So nice when Niko gives me the finger on the way out of school"} +{"tweet": "I don't even want to live today..."} +{"tweet": "i want a fall out boy cd for christmas greatest hits pls"} +{"tweet": "In the midst of chaos lies creativity"} +{"tweet": "@BoIsDope alright you just gotta find it"} +{"tweet": "Cool Sean.."} +{"tweet": "@donutshaha hahahah I never said that. I said he was retarded but not for dating you. Good try though."} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@ImJusAHooper: You like her in Heels or Jordans ? #QuestionOfTheDay\\u201dheels \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Stay out of my business."} +{"tweet": "@mckinney_jade @bailey_hampton jade I love you though"} +{"tweet": "\\ You could live a thousand lifetimes and still not deserve him.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Yay I'm finally going to the doctor for my ankle after 3 months \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "One more day and I'm out of this hell hole. \\ud83d\\ude00"} +{"tweet": "Good luck to all my fellow racing buds who are racing gburg today. Stay safe!"} +{"tweet": "@Steve_Thoughts thank you kid!! Congrats on the election"} +{"tweet": "Today was great"} +{"tweet": "What's the point on having a twitter when people ask what your tweet ment. #ITISWHATITIS!!!"} +{"tweet": "\\@ComedyAndTruth: and then satan said \\n\\n\\\"let there be hot people who dont like you back\\\"\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@TReichenbach17 their defense is awful. Would never have a chance in OT. Might as well go for it while you have momentum"} +{"tweet": "Not sure if tubing while @IsabelleZeman was driving the boat was the most fun or the scariest thing I've ever done"} +{"tweet": "good workout today \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I watched this video of epicness, wanted to call it attack of the cones."} +{"tweet": "I literally just lol'd at a jack links commercial. Sasquatch is so silly"} +{"tweet": "First stop on returning trip with @FelixAndFingers"} +{"tweet": "@kharkabus wow I'm so glad I didn't work today, cold a f"} +{"tweet": "I know where I stand \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I enjoy reading @marco_iO9's \\I am ...\\\" tweets. #Intellectual.\""} +{"tweet": "@EdmundMcMillenn is there a solid release date for Isaac on vita yet? Never played before and it's one of my most anticipated games now:)"} +{"tweet": "@carolinealexa9 you look like your crying..."} +{"tweet": "swear tea is life"} +{"tweet": "Now it's time to help myself"} +{"tweet": "#Churchflow"} +{"tweet": "I've been sleeping so well lately and I have no clue why."} +{"tweet": "If payback is a bitch, and revenge is sweet.. I'm the sweetest bitch that you'll ever meet. (;"} +{"tweet": "@LmAaPtAtN wow Matthew......"} +{"tweet": "Youve been twosteppin your way through my head all day #loveit #youreperfect"} +{"tweet": "seriously.. the one day I get to sleep in, in months and I wake up at 9:30... k."} +{"tweet": "Done."} +{"tweet": "@missoanita i kinda have a clue;)he eats crap on a daily basis:-)))"} +{"tweet": "Do u buy your clothes on sale?\\nCuz at my house they would be 100% off ;)"} +{"tweet": "I can't take much more of the pain \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "#BearcatNation"} +{"tweet": "Yea, I'm for sure getting used by this girl. Really don't know why I do this to myself."} +{"tweet": "@Gunpowder_n_Tea I can't stand Piers, he's so biased it makes me sick! CNN also is biased nvr giving the other side a fair representation"} +{"tweet": "Jenna >>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "I am not getting \\ud83c\\udf39for valentines day or anything for that matter. And I am in a relationship. #suckitup"} +{"tweet": "@Excptn2therule I am dandy love! Absolutely peachy!!"} +{"tweet": "C'mon joe let's go"} +{"tweet": "4 hour labs <<<<"} +{"tweet": "I hate when I can't sleep"} +{"tweet": "@ZoasterStrudel I would've probs peed in my pants."} +{"tweet": "WHATTTT....that better be a dream."} +{"tweet": "Everybody dies but not everyone lives"} +{"tweet": "And, yes, I worked at Calltech like most people in Columbus."} +{"tweet": "I honestly don't get offended by kitchen our sandwich jokes.."} +{"tweet": "I wanna smell his last breath took, look him in the eyes and make for sure he know what death look"} +{"tweet": "@PauletteValle definitely"} +{"tweet": "@SimplyKrisssy love you sweetcheeks"} +{"tweet": "Tigers win a close one. I'll take it. I'm all for Valverde continuing the \\suck it\\\" dance if he keeps closing games.\""} +{"tweet": "@DaReal_SKEET Wrong @odog, my coke nails aren\\u2019t that long."} +{"tweet": "Watching #meangirls and drinking a honeyweiss #Relaxation"} +{"tweet": "Why why why"} +{"tweet": "How could you think that any of this was easy?"} +{"tweet": "Thank you for ruining my day"} +{"tweet": "The massive amount of guys discouraged me even walking through the door. Just a tad, though."} +{"tweet": "@The_Kid32 so is anal"} +{"tweet": "So happy Tiger is a cuddler\\ud83d\\ude3c My tabby before was mean and wouldn't sit with you more than 30 seconds."} +{"tweet": "@jknapp32 quit bitching. Twitter isn't helping you"} +{"tweet": "I really wish someone was sitting with me watching this right now...called $599 on the fooseball table...actual retail price, $600"} +{"tweet": "Why is Luke Bryan humping air"} +{"tweet": "I need a snow day..\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Why is it so hard to be creative?!"} +{"tweet": "I try so hard to switch it up but every time nwts comes on I fall right back in love"} +{"tweet": "You really think I give a fuck that's a misconception"} +{"tweet": "Seguin bby put the puck in the net"} +{"tweet": "to go shopping before work or relax? hm..."} +{"tweet": "Laughing for 10 minutes works your abs and muscles so hang out with me for an intense workout.. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I got more stuff done high. Helped me focus more."} +{"tweet": "sometimes I miss being in middle sch LOL JK NOPE NEVER"} +{"tweet": "Teddy Bridgewater"} +{"tweet": "When you have a bad night, and you go home & take the best poop in the world. >>>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@cuRLyheadedf_k I think Space Jam could cure cancer if given the chance."} +{"tweet": "This half is where Zach Mettenberger becomes a STAR"} +{"tweet": "Mom hates when I drive because of how small I am"} +{"tweet": "She's FAKE. #Bachelor"} +{"tweet": "Having a two hour break between classes <><><>"} +{"tweet": "Wind 2 mph S. Barometer 30.16 in, Steady. Temperature 79.9 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 72%"} +{"tweet": "These long slow days gotta stop"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to go fishing tomorrow with my boyfriend. \\ud83d\\ude0c\\ud83c\\udfa3 #excited"} +{"tweet": "One word could have so much meaning behind it, it's crazy."} +{"tweet": "P.s. It's snowing"} +{"tweet": "@BossManFaz I'm not driving :/ I'll ask if there's room"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to see you again \\u2665"} +{"tweet": "@LoriAnne40 @todd_newman the outsiders?"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to go today... #teamsleepdeprived"} +{"tweet": "Wishing a car would hit me on my way to class, so I guess it must be Monday."} +{"tweet": "Nothing annoys me more than when someone takes 10 minutes to text back."} +{"tweet": "So I walk to the closest phone store and the guy called me sister 50x lol"} +{"tweet": "The kids just flipped out on me bc the screen at the movies said turn cell phones off \\JENNA DID YOU SEE WHAT IT SAID?!?!?\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Or is anyone else gonna wcw me or..."} +{"tweet": "@LavaLampXi I hate it more when people raise their hand to ask a question and begin it with \\ya I just had a question...\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "There are so many Blacks and Asians on American Idol this year. And that's not even racist. #holycrap"} +{"tweet": "It takes almost an hour to dry my hair. It's so thick \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "@AnnaJoannn theyre funny lol."} +{"tweet": "@brookekay It'd be really cool if I wasn't studying my brains out every spare second I have :/"} +{"tweet": "Ew coldplay is the free song of the day :( #shitty"} +{"tweet": "Anxiety you are the biggest bitch in the world I hate you \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I can't stop shaking.. It's kinda scary."} +{"tweet": "#sharknado #nuffsaid \\ud83d\\udc1f\\ud83c\\udf0a\\ud83c\\udf00\\u26a1\\u2614"} +{"tweet": "What did the 5 fingers say to the face?"} +{"tweet": "\\LLCoolJ looks like he should only drive a limo now\\\" @NickSilhouette\""} +{"tweet": "I'm about 110% sure I made it clear that I don't want to be lied to."} +{"tweet": "Me and izzy are going to get our second hole pierced tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude0e\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "It is about me :("} +{"tweet": "So tired"} +{"tweet": "@larentaemerald mine too!The apple didn't fall far from the tree and I think I even topped it! Betcha the teachers won't b callin me again!\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "@Dominick_Ty where my nig at?"} +{"tweet": "@sch_1989 weber is garbage he doesn't have a point yet this year"} +{"tweet": "I never have a full tank of gas....If someone ever tried to steal my car like they so in the movies, they would run out of gas after 5 miles"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I was so tired I wore pink sweatpants #scrubbin"} +{"tweet": "@blassage53 @janierebbb me?"} +{"tweet": "im in bed....somethings not right"} +{"tweet": "@JonoEvansIOM right on. Yea so I'm just saving to replace what I had to sell haha"} +{"tweet": "@SirPaul2 Hope u did too! Chances are you did, sure u were a good boy this year!"} +{"tweet": "@sienicoleex3 you'll always loss just saying!!!"} +{"tweet": "who gets sick on the weekend?! like, really?!"} +{"tweet": "I have a headache\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@Steven_D24 idk, who it could have been."} +{"tweet": "only perk of the first day of school is that it's the beginning of the @LillyPulitzer Endless Summer Sale"} +{"tweet": "I can't bring myself down like this."} +{"tweet": "Shemar offering restraint loud bellowing thorough out the woods#CriminalMinds"} +{"tweet": "Look good. Feel good."} +{"tweet": "@morgannmiller05 when we were tan\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc40\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@M_PATT22 you just boosted my confidence & made my day!! #LoveYou \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@melonylynnx3 best friend award!"} +{"tweet": "@Z_a_c_k_Morris gooooood"} +{"tweet": "ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\\nCurrent Temperature 58.5 F,\\nHumidity 76% ,\\nWind 0.0 MPH\\nDirection 0\\n#weather"} +{"tweet": "@Griffin__Ryan hahaha true that!"} +{"tweet": "@dyard5 That record all qbs will be shooting for the next 50 years. Rings are coming."} +{"tweet": "\\You're almost 17 britt you don't have to ask me to hang out with boys anymore just go\\\" um k mom....\""} +{"tweet": "Aiden is freaking me out"} +{"tweet": "@Drewstein Drew!!!! Its a sign!! It just came on 102.9!!"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait til summer and I can do whatever the fuck I want.."} +{"tweet": "I know who goes before me, I know who stands behind, the God of angel armies is always by my side... @christomlin #love #morningjam"} +{"tweet": "Braces come off tomorrow morning. \\n\\nToday is the happiest day of my life."} +{"tweet": "@j_inzerrr oh how bad was it"} +{"tweet": "@iNURSELISA but you can say they might not be built for a series like this. Our number 3 hitter had 8 homers...."} +{"tweet": "I'd give anything to be back to what I weighed in high school!"} +{"tweet": "nothing better than drinking caramel vodka & whipped cream in the bathroom @ & Leah #itstrue #seriouslythough"} +{"tweet": "Is it too early for frozen strawberries soaked in vodka? #Asking4AFriend"} +{"tweet": "Just had a giraffe fight with @MikeWfc24689"} +{"tweet": "@KelseyFinnegann I expect several souvenirs"} +{"tweet": "Although I love being home I will miss the joyful Sundays spent with @kinseyhubbard this semester. Go kick butt on your finals girl!"} +{"tweet": "It's pisses me off when you do that \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "I miss @Smalls_xo so much I'm fucking quoting her ad laughing"} +{"tweet": "Four more hours. #holyfuck"} +{"tweet": "AFL \\nPITTSBURGH POWER \\nSTEVEN SHEFFIELD \\nWILL NOT B W/TEAM \\n4 THIS WKS GAME \\nBECAUSE HIS FATHER PASSED \\nAWAY THIS WK"} +{"tweet": "@CassWetnigga ill join you"} +{"tweet": "People ask me why I refer to myself as Ratchet Rachel all the time . Because being normal is boring ."} +{"tweet": "@Koto_Juggernaut @Koto_Mutant @Koto_Chimaira @Koto_TGS 02-16 \\u306b\\u5165\\u3063\\u3066\\u304b\\u3089 100 \\u30dd\\u30b9\\u30c8\\u306b\\u5230\\u9054\\u3057\\u307e\\u3057\\u305f\\uff01\\uff08\\u73fe\\u5728\\u304a\\u3088\\u305d 111 \\u30dd\\u30b9\\u30c8\\uff09"} +{"tweet": "All it takes is a boner to kill your vibe"} +{"tweet": "Speeding on my way to see @heyitsstephh I'm just too excited"} +{"tweet": "Do not wanna do this speech today"} +{"tweet": "Of I don't get a job soon I'll probably cry"} +{"tweet": "Omg this flag football season is gonna be legit. I would've never thought people would be trying to join OUR team."} +{"tweet": "why settle down when you can live it upppp #timeofmylife"} +{"tweet": "@ImmaPentaholic bawahah! Of course not! Its from Scott Pilgrim."} +{"tweet": "Here's to the girl, who wrecked my world, that angel who did me in."} +{"tweet": "This is the worst 420 ever. I'm pisseddd"} +{"tweet": "@MacToler10 @hannah_azalee @kaylabohanon22 Hannah and I have already decided this hahaha"} +{"tweet": "The fact that tomorrow is summer>>>"} +{"tweet": "@Madison_Davis14 noah has a concussion"} +{"tweet": "Wind 3.1 mph NW. Barometer 29.88 in, Steady. Temperature 81.3 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 44%"} +{"tweet": "3am and wide awake."} +{"tweet": "@mabry_sarah you left your hoodie downstairs in the boathouse!"} +{"tweet": "@connor_curley hahahaha\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 I'm hallway done with the first paper!"} +{"tweet": "@J_coddington64 well that just goes without sayin at this point haha"} +{"tweet": "Because of @AlxJames10 it is no longer McDonald's! On our way to MITT-DONALDS!! :) \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "So sick \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@bubbav26 couldn't have said it any better"} +{"tweet": "Girl, you need to cut those toenails #ew"} +{"tweet": "@olivia_selto WHO EVEN NEED SLICES"} +{"tweet": "@lindsayymaree haha that's what I thought it meant"} +{"tweet": "I tell you what I think, whether you like it or not haha"} +{"tweet": "I've been home for a half hour and already bored af."} +{"tweet": "I will feel like a total idiot tomorrow. Yep!"} +{"tweet": "I feel bad for people because I know most parents aren't half the parents mine are."} +{"tweet": "Reds, last chance to show me something."} +{"tweet": "@kaylivs bring me some of their Mac and cheese! \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Welp.....\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@KyleEvar1 IS A FATASS"} +{"tweet": "@chad444lewis Where were at last night. #slacker"} +{"tweet": "Nice day of work with @JKAM10"} +{"tweet": "@KmarhieLovin you hit three field goals and 1 offensive td come on now"} +{"tweet": "@Kris_Kros_13 i never wanna hear you complain about xbox ever again!"} +{"tweet": "Having a fireplace built in your yard >"} +{"tweet": "Not being able to sleep on a game night.....<<<"} +{"tweet": "@Kate_Meyer1 maybe later"} +{"tweet": "Monopoly at McDonalds. Always gets my hopes up and then tosses me out an airplane when I don't win shit."} +{"tweet": "@theweeknd's voice is orgasmic to my ears."} +{"tweet": "Great game tonight @Snitker1011 @_LiL_Spud_ #ontoState"} +{"tweet": "@CoryBux @bluecreek19 i liked it, pretty awsome"} +{"tweet": "I can't believe that's iPhone 5 is about to be out-dated in 3 minutes. \\ud83d\\ude2a\\ud83d\\udcf1\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Tending 6-close..beat the heat and have a cold one with me..ric Soens at 10 so come in after the hs games. #WSP"} +{"tweet": "I guess I could've seen that coming? But I definitely wasn't prepared for it... Life goes on."} +{"tweet": "@JoeDelFranco Definitely can't wait to play this game. Need to wait a couple months first, though."} +{"tweet": "honestly couldn't ask for a better group of friends \\ue414"} +{"tweet": "Longgggg day ahead tomorrow.. bed time for this girl\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@kayla_carey @heat1242 Hahaha omg! I'm gonna try to be home what time are you workin til Barb?"} +{"tweet": "@nicoleandbri your so welcome stay #beautiful"} +{"tweet": "@nebolden89 Haha i know."} +{"tweet": "@Bloody_Hooker wait what song is that lol?"} +{"tweet": "One of the kids finally caught a ball for once"} +{"tweet": "I could see @youngdreamin bein grandpa from the boondocks when he gets older."} +{"tweet": "Like it is making me cry. That song was just not meant for happiness"} +{"tweet": "Honestly, I missed my bdubs family today \\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "@GasoJoey its my last junior day lol"} +{"tweet": "That is not okay.. Let's geaux tigers! #LSUWIN"} +{"tweet": "@AshleyyStepp haha well thanks for keeping it up, I keep forgetting about it but eventually me and Kaitlyn will make out way over! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Snickers. That's all."} +{"tweet": "uniforms to school today.\\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83c\\udf80"} +{"tweet": "@tKaytieBeasy #dying"} +{"tweet": "Some guy my dad works with thought that my mom was my dad's daughter... Uh yeah she doesn't look THAT young. o_O"} +{"tweet": "If your going to talk shit about me in the same room as me, say it to my face instead of being a little bitch about it. #IDareYou"} +{"tweet": "I hate mornings with everything I have"} +{"tweet": "So..let's talk about how I woke up from a dream thinking that my bag was falling..."} +{"tweet": "Just cooked a pizza with the cardboard on the bottom... Wtf"} +{"tweet": "@ChiveOnStPaul cold full mug of greatness get into my belly"} +{"tweet": "Finally bought Born Sinner and I'm SO GLAD I DID."} +{"tweet": "I love Jason so much \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "forreal though, book suggestions?"} +{"tweet": "Well I guess im goin to the movies thursday"} +{"tweet": "And Bama got a blowout win today. Fucking love that"} +{"tweet": "I wonder if my dad wonders where I've been..."} +{"tweet": "Are you Fucking kidding me?"} +{"tweet": "Seriously whoever came up with the idea of morning lockout is a genius. I love it soo much \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Accepting the fact I'll be up late"} +{"tweet": "@_Baby_Got_Back_ killin me"} +{"tweet": "@SeanHoughton2 do you remember what we talked about?"} +{"tweet": "I need a drink."} +{"tweet": "I am ready for bed, but I still have a test and a lab today. \\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@CaraAnn__ haha!! We're going to be so obnoxious. @mac6288 isn't going to want to be seen with us"} +{"tweet": "So excited for tomorrow!!!! #PLL"} +{"tweet": "@ReemaP127 no prob...it be nice if you talked to me more tho lol \\ud83d\\ude05\\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "@danbriere and you will always be in my prayers my true fan always"} +{"tweet": "One you turds bout to get slapped in the mouth! #talladeganights"} +{"tweet": "Tweet all the shit. You don't wanna really know what's going on and you're gunna judge, then Fine. #todaloo"} +{"tweet": "moms going to get the papers to get me homeschooled tomorrow. #finally"} +{"tweet": "This setpiece shooting gallery taking place against FC Dallas is going to end badly."} +{"tweet": "there's nothing more that I try to be is a good person but everyone sees me as a terrible one instead"} +{"tweet": "Midterms are the best #shitnobodysays"} +{"tweet": "@AllisonShedd yeah our trip it was good! What you into?"} +{"tweet": "Trying to guess the big announcement Monday.@dpshow @SheaInIrving Is Shea going to be hosting @TheBoxscoreShow? #sheainmilford"} +{"tweet": "Mike is such a jerk \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "@Logancook16 mind your manners >>>"} +{"tweet": "Why am I up .."} +{"tweet": "Im such an old lady perv for creeping on @RobbieKay_ twitter. So cute, yet so young. Plus I'm married. Also he's an actor. And a kid."} +{"tweet": "Like food,, or a candy bar or something."} +{"tweet": "@Rosie You're a dumb cunt."} +{"tweet": "@DanielLockie1 since stats mean something? He ran past him all day. Mich qb very elusive and rarely ran to his side."} +{"tweet": "C'mon now everyone loves a blonde \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "I though the Skittles God threw up all over the streets but it's just every girl and her neon Nike Frees"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@WorIdComedy: \\Mom, look!\\\"....\\\"that's nice sweetie\\\"....\\\"Oh that's so cool how you saw without looking...\\\"\\u201d My mom does this all the time\""} +{"tweet": "Just got road head"} +{"tweet": "@henryzimmer I know where you live an fagit"} +{"tweet": "I want you to want me"} +{"tweet": "@JLeaver15 I said it was a foul. But the only reason we're hearing about it is because it's Kobe"} +{"tweet": "@brad_crandall94 we'll be twinning soon;)"} +{"tweet": "You know your cars ghetto when the hubcaps say ABS on them like that's something great"} +{"tweet": "And while observing other relationships, I realize that I am very thankful for mine \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "I want a dog for Christmas !! #Christmas \\ud83d\\udc36\\ud83c\\udf85\\ud83c\\udf84"} +{"tweet": "@brammer_julia thanksss"} +{"tweet": "Yeah cuz I'm such a \\slut\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Heading to zombie fest! Night of the Living Dead playing in the old theater \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Indians game tonight \\u26be\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "boys butts"} +{"tweet": "You know those times where you just have to stop in the middle of the road and pick a wedgie? @___cynthiaj"} +{"tweet": "So glad @jaimedlea and @sarahtalkington have faith in my soon to be 18 year old self. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "they risked all 3 of there lives for a little girl"} +{"tweet": "@tyler_wireman Congratulations big brother, once again! This time around its a little brother! Yay! Can't wait to meet him!! #family"} +{"tweet": "You feel so high like you're a flying kite"} +{"tweet": "@jlive9 you're welcome"} +{"tweet": "@T_tiiime hahaha but she was like *clap, clap, clap* \\yay me!!\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Ugh I feel nauseous"} +{"tweet": "Feels good to finally be settled and moved back to Purdue with all of my favorite people"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@LaceEmUP10_: \\I wanna tell the world about us, just so they can get JEALOUS!\\\" #Literally ;)\\u201dI was just thinking that man I swear\""} +{"tweet": "My sister turned down watching the walking dead with me to watch the bible.....now i feel like a sinner."} +{"tweet": "We are more like brother and sister, tbh."} +{"tweet": "We got winners we got losers, chain smokers and boozers"} +{"tweet": "In Flynn we trust. #Packers #GoPackGo"} +{"tweet": "@_daniellelee 3 for me \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "I knew this \\ happiness \\\" wasn't gonna last very long .\""} +{"tweet": "I just parked between two #BIG #TRUCKS ..... I just hope their Gone before I get out of school. ;)"} +{"tweet": "Always look up the movies times BEFORE you sneak into the movie theatre @HHuntermeyer46"} +{"tweet": "Holy moly it's 3 in the morning...... HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?!"} +{"tweet": "Found me second love"} +{"tweet": "Happy New Year!#NewYear#NewMe"} +{"tweet": "Green is an ugly color though"} +{"tweet": "Statey hiding on the mass pike at 5:40 a.m. on a Monday morning. That is just wrong."} +{"tweet": "@gemmaharg 10 bucks"} +{"tweet": "@wwwbigbaldhead @TheWalkingFans great behind the scenes man looking forward to this season"} +{"tweet": "@fuckinhaley @FuckingBoyle omg I love Micheal."} +{"tweet": "@AmandaKoppers love you and our talks \\u263a\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@kelsey_brooke30 okay. You had me scared for a minute..."} +{"tweet": "I don't even know what I want anymore."} +{"tweet": "I am not about this chem class right now fuck it I just walked out teacher is a idiot"} +{"tweet": "I'm blowing up your twitter feed because I'm going insane from boredom, work is dead as ever. Please save me S.O.S"} +{"tweet": "I have a 3-D printer for cakes, cupcakes and cookies. It's called an oven."} +{"tweet": "@AmLynnnn of course they are cause I'm coming home today\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc05"} +{"tweet": "*than \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@emizyn \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18 text me loove \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@allisonmangham stay away from my boy. He's too young for you. Take those \\ud83d\\ude0dlove eyes elsewhere \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "@wackmejackie it was sarcasm. Take a joke you little baby."} +{"tweet": "I love wearing rain boots."} +{"tweet": "If you've tried to get with my girlfriend don't try to be my friend that's just not how I work"} +{"tweet": "Can anyone that's inGladstone bring Maggie to me where I'm babysitting in Gladstone!? YOU'D BE A LIFE SAVER."} +{"tweet": "I'm so fullll \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@ryanthurm talk to me"} +{"tweet": "#MLB13CUTCH"} +{"tweet": "Pennsylvania Style is the worst beer"} +{"tweet": "I seriously need to get healthy"} +{"tweet": "Since everyone Is wearing a football jersey on Friday yanno if anyone wants to donate a jersey to a nice person You can just text me\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Back to December is playing, thinking of you @mysticbeautyy__"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe my mom ask me if I wanted anything from best buy and I don't know what I want"} +{"tweet": "#33MillionBeliebers I'm so proud. This family doesn't shrink, no. It gets bigger. I love you guys. #BielieberFamily"} +{"tweet": "@H1S_COV3RG1RL Good moring to you too. Sorry to hear about the police officer. My love and prayers are out to you and his family <3"} +{"tweet": "@RosaParkss_ k coming"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I talked for one day in an Australian accent like a month ago and now I do it out of habit a lot of times someone please... Save me"} +{"tweet": "I love being able to tan so easily."} +{"tweet": "@Tomklegstad Thanks, Tom Tommy Thomas. :)"} +{"tweet": "get my screen fixed tomorrow \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@NickDalbec I dot know how many I did. I'd say 1"} +{"tweet": "As a guy I would honestly be embarrassed to be your friend."} +{"tweet": "@brittanyheath93 where do you work?"} +{"tweet": "Such an awesome day #luckygirl"} +{"tweet": "I really... hate school."} +{"tweet": "About Time was so good."} +{"tweet": "@nate_1221 Haha:D"} +{"tweet": "@e_millz11 Omg stop being so swag and share some!"} +{"tweet": "@korb_splehp \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Me an otis should be on buckwild cause where crazier then they every thought abt being"} +{"tweet": "This doesn't mean your going to the super bowl next year. It's a half."} +{"tweet": "@Queezy5954 such a scary time in our lives"} +{"tweet": "Ohhh that's cold...."} +{"tweet": "He literally said the same things to me...#butok"} +{"tweet": "Nebraska Cornhuskers, those lucky bastards. #fb"} +{"tweet": "@mitchell92 depending on where they were though, there aren\\u2019t really any other options to get through there."} +{"tweet": "@drake_long80 then go eat."} +{"tweet": "Using Google Hangout to chat to another school about Google Apps. #GoogleInception"} +{"tweet": "@MoFoChance20 @LexeeRamsey Lexee..it's your call!"} +{"tweet": "Seeing your coach at the bar is always fun"} +{"tweet": "@brucebentley that will be cool. FHN will be the home team?"} +{"tweet": "these bruises make for better conversation."} +{"tweet": "Wish I had a credit card..."} +{"tweet": "Doing cosmetic work on cars relatively cheap. Painting rims, blacking out tail lights, painting trim, emblems, letters, and calipers. DM me"} +{"tweet": "People who aren't reliable \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "Why did this have to happen..."} +{"tweet": "@Stephen_Hemphil Stephan you did the right thing she deserved to know. You're not fake"} +{"tweet": "How bipolar can you get? #chillout"} +{"tweet": "Had such a good night with my sisters :) joining \\u0391\\u039f\\u03a0 was such a good choice, I have so many great and beautiful friends \\ud83c\\udf39\\ud83c\\udf39\\ud83c\\udf39\\ud83c\\udf39\\ud83c\\udf39\\ud83c\\udf39\\ud83c\\udf39\\ud83c\\udf39\\ud83c\\udf39\\ud83c\\udf39\\ud83c\\udf39\\ud83c\\udf39"} +{"tweet": "@NewsBureauNerd beautiful!"} +{"tweet": "jacob ignores me"} +{"tweet": "@ThatSchwakGirl I would... I honestly don't think I woulda got rid of it without getting medicine.. \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "Ok we get it you went to the beach no need to see 200 photos\\u270b"} +{"tweet": "In the midst of the great I-75 migration"} +{"tweet": "@princessrenaaa hahahaha maybe"} +{"tweet": "I made 8 cups of coffee and I'm almost done with them all I'm shaking and sweating"} +{"tweet": "I hate that people have such high expectations of me"} +{"tweet": "@hippyhoppin bummer"} +{"tweet": "This next month is gonna bring so much more for me. Can't wait to see what's in store."} +{"tweet": "@NBCRevolution when will Revolution be on? I have to go to work. Don't mess with my DVR."} +{"tweet": "I try so hard to be sexy. Then I realize how awkward and weird I am. And that no one likes me anyway"} +{"tweet": "@lizz_khalifa13 oh now you wanna adventure"} +{"tweet": "So toasty in my flannel and jeans I dont wanna change"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to be that person who walks away so easily"} +{"tweet": "You constantly take my breath way(:"} +{"tweet": "@katiee133 lmao I will\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@dylansmithh that's what everyone's saying! I have it on my laptop I just haven't had time"} +{"tweet": "\\u2714\\ufe0f Chinese Food"} +{"tweet": "My tots are done :)"} +{"tweet": "@maadi25 NOOO I want Sophie, everybody else just wants to poke her butt .."} +{"tweet": "\\ue403 I can't stop crying! I think I should have just kept it all in after while!"} +{"tweet": "@LinderAustin @HalfBloodTweet oh"} +{"tweet": "It's too bad you turned into a slut."} +{"tweet": "@havenrhoda Come hold my hand when I get it done!"} +{"tweet": "@kaait_mariee @tiffanirascher play this summer with us!"} +{"tweet": "I just want to go tubing.."} +{"tweet": "whatever dawg does 11:11 even work."} +{"tweet": "Going to attempt sleeping"} +{"tweet": "0-2 to 3-2. Just like the old days #manutd"} +{"tweet": "@TerriLizabethhh you ready to see me ?"} +{"tweet": "@JennyGhe that song has a special meaning to me lol"} +{"tweet": "Gonna miss my best friend these next two weeks @drinkwinebrian \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Yoda nodded. \\Always two, there are - no more, no less. A Master and an apprentice.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Jesse from Hannah Montana is so dreamy \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude3b\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Pool hall"} +{"tweet": "I only have 5 projects, 3 days of work, 2 classes, and 1 exam left to do until Monday. So there's that."} +{"tweet": "I saw @edsonabadia today! so I'm pretty happy \\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@Katesif13 @BernyNichols @Hiaaimemily movie date girlies\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "why the laptop has to be a piece of shit constantly is beyond me"} +{"tweet": "#EasilyAttractedTo Tall guys."} +{"tweet": "Road trip music brought to you by @dispatchmusic this morning!"} +{"tweet": "#icant"} +{"tweet": "You are literally the worst kind of person."} +{"tweet": "@skyrimmichael right oh my god. It's pissing me off bc they don't need to see that everyone is disappointed either like stop"} +{"tweet": "@Umami_Jaaaa \\u0e04\\u0e34\\u0e14\\u0e16\\u0e36\\u0e07\\u0e40\\u0e2b\\u0e21\\u0e37\\u0e2d\\u0e19\\u0e01\\u0e31\\u0e19 >3<' \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@5Spazzy_Mcgee5 I'm gonna miss you today.... \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Now your talkin my language. \\ud83c\\udfa7"} +{"tweet": "Cigs and coffee in the AM"} +{"tweet": "Can't take twitter any more tonight .. You are all ignorant and annoying \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "@pple_sauce holy shit I'm sorry hope your ok and everything goes good. If you need anything let me know. Ill pray for ya brother"} +{"tweet": "My thoughts will echo your name until I see you again."} +{"tweet": "I live seeing the captains discuss the episode on #TheBait #DeadliestCatch"} +{"tweet": "@chantheman233 i might be a little jealous...\\ud83d\\ude2a"} +{"tweet": "If I pay someone $5, will they do community service with me? \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Ok I'm kinda done with these weird dreams like why is this happening!? \\ud83d\\ude28\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "You're not allowed to use the word tit, that's our word #subtweet"} +{"tweet": "Bahamians real dangerous.... yall drink his guinness, eat his hamburger and hot dog and take his house and still vote no"} +{"tweet": "Ayyyyyeee '"} +{"tweet": "#StoryBehindMyScar @AlissaChambers burned my hand with my straightener"} +{"tweet": "I like ask a lot. I just don't like to ask question. Unless its too my dudes. #eleventeen"} +{"tweet": "And you gonna have to get over it"} +{"tweet": "@TaylorWallick I GOT YOU GURLLL"} +{"tweet": "Day drinking with jeffro"} +{"tweet": "not impressed at all"} +{"tweet": "Actually dreading this ride home \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "Good morning to you. DeColores"} +{"tweet": "@xPrayoga @TDWPband yep! It's like 45 mins away from me!"} +{"tweet": "@StevieHolecz @mihkaylaleigh yes like that"} +{"tweet": "@Endyourlifepls @MeirenyuDabel American Horror Story season one"} +{"tweet": "@MTVsJohn @bethfleming10 you couldn't afford it"} +{"tweet": "The thought of an alien invasion scares the shit out of me."} +{"tweet": "@erinlizzieellis I fucking love you. #cantstoplaughingatthattweet"} +{"tweet": "Serious momentum killer"} +{"tweet": "Seeing other people unhappy<<"} +{"tweet": "@fryguy_pa Why thank you, sir."} +{"tweet": "@dacybrooke I freaken love you. Thanks for everything."} +{"tweet": "@BC_runner24 Lovin? Lol."} +{"tweet": "@MichaelaLynn143 3-2 us"} +{"tweet": "Are you on drugs or are you just naturally stupid?"} +{"tweet": "\\@xoxo_bekah: Implying that someone is an irresponsible parent because they smoke weed is beyond childish.\\\" Inferring*\""} +{"tweet": "I don't hate you boy, I just want to save you while there's still something left to save."} +{"tweet": "WHAT THEY'RE DELETING THE VIDEO DIARIES ?! NO. BRB JUMPING OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER"} +{"tweet": "@tkubic__99 right? what I don't understand is how you lose a quad. it just doesn't make sense. and ok what time"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure I gave you everything to so how about stop"} +{"tweet": "@_ChelseaCarnes 6 billion"} +{"tweet": "I've fell asleep about 10 times already"} +{"tweet": "Christmas is in like 8 days right? &guess who still doesn't have their tree up\\ud83d\\ude12 \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83c\\udf84"} +{"tweet": "If only you were serious \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@Julebug13 ditto, love you!"} +{"tweet": "@RecDigggity I'm actually fighting them too"} +{"tweet": "I'm scared for my life with Ben and Jacob. #helpme"} +{"tweet": "@imCalif sounds like it sucked ass"} +{"tweet": "@johnthornsbury hell Yeahhh man, that's good as fuck"} +{"tweet": "One day this girl I work with will stop thinking she's hot shit."} +{"tweet": "i still need to find myself a valentine :)"} +{"tweet": "@c_patch_ you're not supposed to eat the leaves..."} +{"tweet": "We are the kids our parents warned us about"} +{"tweet": "whenever i am out east @ 4 am i just am curious of everyone's internet habits at the moment."} +{"tweet": "Leaving school at 12:10 \\ud83d\\ude00\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "August 4, 2013\\nDear Diary,\\nI had to put the heat on in my car. I now believe that Mother Nature sold her soul to the Devil."} +{"tweet": "Lie to me is my favorite show and white collar. Gossip girl too but that show stresses me out."} +{"tweet": "Turns out The Griff called Iowa softball with Anthony Weller on @KCJJ. Small world."} +{"tweet": "As wicked as you are, you're beautiful to me. You're the darkest burning star, my perfect disease."} +{"tweet": "Oh hell no, i did not leave the south side for this."} +{"tweet": "@jmayes_zing yeahhh buddy I bet I beat you lol"} +{"tweet": "@CruzBrummond I felt so dumb after texting u that today lolol..."} +{"tweet": "@Hardcorepawn you're very welcome :)"} +{"tweet": "Everyone looks so sick with all this pink gear #MLB #MothersDay"} +{"tweet": "Where'd all my Red Hot Chili Peppers songs go?? \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "Holy fuck! This is taking forever! I'll give u a damn selfie if it makes this go any faster!!! #tiredofwaiting"} +{"tweet": "I know you got a lot of life in you left"} +{"tweet": "@_Ginger_Spice_ haha alright ! Joe is bitching at me so I thought I'd ask"} +{"tweet": "Shark week."} +{"tweet": "Upon receiving a snapchat video from @ItsYellDan, I become very nervous."} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to see jake Sunday :))"} +{"tweet": "And yet you still don't text me. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "brb, I think someone just walked into my house."} +{"tweet": "I think @MWray1992 & @Breelynnx338 have been hiding in a hole somewhere! \\ud83d\\ude1d Miss you guys! #HangOutSoon"} +{"tweet": "IM DEF GONNA GET THIS MOVIE QUESTION FUCKING WATCH"} +{"tweet": "@JacobJasper24 @JakeCarlosneal5 you both suck #thatisall"} +{"tweet": "@birrymobrey let me quit my job & ill be right there \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Chili, caramel apples, and movie day! #stupidbellyproblems"} +{"tweet": "I think I peaked at 17..."} +{"tweet": "*Brother checks himself out in the mirror before we go* #BomanFamilyProbz"} +{"tweet": "@katieruth_xo I don't think @justinbieber realizes how awful he is"} +{"tweet": "@jennatwomiller OH GOSH NO THATD BE HORRIBLE"} +{"tweet": "Four bags and two boxes later, I'm finally done packing. #thankgod"} +{"tweet": "It is it really 11:30, what the hell"} +{"tweet": "I've hit snooze at least six times already.. #fuckschool"} +{"tweet": "@OhhDatResee I never said it was bra. I just wanted to make sure. Say no more."} +{"tweet": "Feeling are really weird... Sometimes they are there and you want them to go away. And others times you can't seem to find them."} +{"tweet": "Crazy how the same things look, from different states of mind."} +{"tweet": "watching 8 seconds>>"} +{"tweet": "family guy"} +{"tweet": "Adventures at the computer lab with @kayyy_squared and #twitterlessjulie #dontjudgeme"} +{"tweet": "@JGerken21 wah. I was gonna come out tonight, but everyone's gone. Haha"} +{"tweet": "Done"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I'm gonna fall sleep"} +{"tweet": "I thought you were suppose to get worse when you get older, not get better. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I have to learn CPR at 8am tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@Teezy115 @larryfitzgerald you like the cardinals can't get much dumber"} +{"tweet": "@loganhary11 You sayin driving to Otsego is a bad thing?"} +{"tweet": "My sister @bschragal just drank a cup of coffee & at the bottom of the cup was a sweet n low wrapper. Ahahahahah #ew"} +{"tweet": "@GregCiv lmfao its too true tho"} +{"tweet": "@SarahBelle05 I AM NOT! plus conn said that the divisions have 4 teams. So there."} +{"tweet": "Walking isn't ever crowded"} +{"tweet": "If you're a girl and I text you, you should feel special!"} +{"tweet": "@TiptonBrooke I'm stayin with you tonight . Lol"} +{"tweet": "I'm done."} +{"tweet": "@TaylorRich12 both prob."} +{"tweet": "Make me Ashley #cmon"} +{"tweet": "We could have had it all"} +{"tweet": "Why is it sooo much harder to workout when it's this hot outside?! \\ud83d\\udd25\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude35"} +{"tweet": "@mitchmac9 yep! I'm going with most of your gym actually"} +{"tweet": "@ryanphughes how long is your daily training routine on average?"} +{"tweet": "Nathaniel is a girl. *dies*"} +{"tweet": "@alexiiislarson yeah"} +{"tweet": "#Publix parking lot.. Where napping is a pleasure."} +{"tweet": "@OpTic_NaDeSHoT @OpTic_JKap @OpTicScumpii @OpTic_BigTymeR @OpTicH3CZ I've literally watched #OpticVan several times such a great game"} +{"tweet": "@abbysvoboda1 YAYAYAYAYAY"} +{"tweet": "Here comes the Sharknado!"} +{"tweet": "@chrispeak1 @ChrisMuellerPGH EAT COBB you Giant Eagle bitches"} +{"tweet": "@mirandakrasinsk I hope your parents do plan on getting an alarm for the house"} +{"tweet": "@Kaylee_Nicole01 I miss you too! I really do! Like when can I see ya"} +{"tweet": "@32432tee \\nI have never bow before but I am a Second-degree brown belt so I can spare. How different is boxing?"} +{"tweet": "\\@raaaccchhhh: Its been a lonnggg day\\\" its been a long week & its only tuesday...\""} +{"tweet": "And I can't even drive my own car cause the registration expired yesterday. \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "And I'll more than likely sit around and casually pack..and only get half done #procrastination"} +{"tweet": "@abany_d No. I love being tall."} +{"tweet": "Taking A nap because I don't wanna put up with people right now\\ud83d\\udc4c #HappyThanksgiving"} +{"tweet": "Avoid mystic bridge broken"} +{"tweet": "I'm scared the first time something bad happens, you'll run away."} +{"tweet": "Whyyyyyyyy am I still awake"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude2a tooooooo hotttttt"} +{"tweet": "The king of queens is thee greatest show ever \\ud83d\\ude02 #dying"} +{"tweet": "@MattLabashosky NO I SAY THAT WHENEVER, that would never happen in my lifetime."} +{"tweet": "#raw k"} +{"tweet": "@aNiMaLOVER069xo the second one is 394829 times worse prepare yourself"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to shave tomorrow though. \\ud83d\\ude29 #mybabybeard"} +{"tweet": "@NickMahoney69 i forgot you worked tonight!"} +{"tweet": "My dogs about to die :("} +{"tweet": "@ZachZeutzius you and me both"} +{"tweet": "@Dawn_Morris1 great point!"} +{"tweet": "I left my girl back home , I don't loooveee her no more ."} +{"tweet": "My friends don't even care about my scrapbook, seriously almost crying about this"} +{"tweet": "Why do people have to always make shit up...."} +{"tweet": "@AlexisCoombes22 = gay"} +{"tweet": "Just another Tuesday night with the usuals. We at it again"} +{"tweet": "Why am I tweeting while I could be playing 2K \\ud83c\\udfae"} +{"tweet": "I hate being sick...#bleh"} +{"tweet": "You filthy fucking skank."} +{"tweet": "@Ashlyn_Pissini you spelled love wrong it's LOVE not Hate"} +{"tweet": "@Mom_code lol my man does all that want a tutorial for ur husband haha"} +{"tweet": "Words of scott 'think of your period like a car that needs its oil changed' WTF!!! #WordsOfWisdom \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "I remember this one time I left the bathroom and this adult was yelling at all my friends and he saw me and was like where were you"} +{"tweet": "Believe #GodisGood"} +{"tweet": "#ThoughtsInTheHallway what are you wearing how did your parents let you out of house why is your hair that color no"} +{"tweet": "Just played a round of disc golf in Arkansas and still haven't seen Bill or Hillary. #marcopolo"} +{"tweet": "To the people whoses papers i reviewed. Ur gonna notice that all the comments are the same for everyones paper. And thats because they are."} +{"tweet": "Well, Christmas is today for my boys and girls. Because I'll be on the beaches for a couple weeks in South Carolina"} +{"tweet": "every time I talk about hockey Madison has no idea what I'm saying"} +{"tweet": "now I know why @Red_Robbbins is my bestfriend"} +{"tweet": "@Josiemb7 seriously thought you were dying"} +{"tweet": "Doing what I just did with tired knees and full coveralls....I need a nap now."} +{"tweet": "@DickieV I really thought Brad Stevens would be the next Duke or UNC coach. You think that could still be a possibility in 4-5 years?"} +{"tweet": "@LondnBlue I think that's normal or we are both weird :/"} +{"tweet": "Hate when people link their Facebook, twitter, and Instagram now I saw it all three times I get it"} +{"tweet": "WTF? And Mary from #thegirlsnextdoor died. This is such an awful day."} +{"tweet": "My twitter feed consists of @Cal_Larson_Show & more Cal..."} +{"tweet": "@april_lori Hehehehehehehe."} +{"tweet": "@LeslieLeupen I'm gonna call your bluff...they're Reese cups."} +{"tweet": "3 macallans and 1 Miles Logan not a bad dinner thank you JP rep"} +{"tweet": "I wanna take oomf on a date"} +{"tweet": "bout to watch Evil Dead \\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "An unopened bottle of #drpepper has been in the study room for at least a day, does that mean its fair game? #iwantit"} +{"tweet": "A side chick a day keeps the blowjobs away"} +{"tweet": "#GirlProbs"} +{"tweet": "Potato chips for breakfast cause I can"} +{"tweet": "Woke Up 11 Minutes Before My Alarm Was Supposed To Go Off"} +{"tweet": "@Morgan_Alyssaa probably s4 or the note 3"} +{"tweet": "You whine like it's your job"} +{"tweet": "I have a problem with boys #awktalk"} +{"tweet": "Katie hates me now, she won't even text back #sad #whathappened"} +{"tweet": "@TRIGGERMAN_JmaN nope stilll on one..."} +{"tweet": "Being woke up by gun shots? Only in Elk Creek.."} +{"tweet": "Arkansas bound! Bye Dallas \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "Everyone I am sorry for the strange posts...."} +{"tweet": "@PLeland wonderful idea!"} +{"tweet": "@samiceno I have a semester of undergrad then grad school, don't worry I'll be around!!"} +{"tweet": "Glad that went as well as it did"} +{"tweet": "@Brookeee2424 I will, thank you\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "I hate when I see people fighting and/or crying on campus..... #awkward"} +{"tweet": "#Online :)"} +{"tweet": "literally crying lol k"} +{"tweet": "I need a back rub\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "@ajeseritz3 fricken sissy"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand the decision"} +{"tweet": "\\Oh I'm sure something will turn up, Sherlock. A nice murder, that'll cheer you up.\\\" Haha. I can't pull myself away from this series.\""} +{"tweet": "@JoeSchwery19 good shit right there"} +{"tweet": "930 amd in bed already! What is wrong with this picture?? #sleepytime"} +{"tweet": "Tom Brady is about to go to work"} +{"tweet": "I'll go to heaven or I'll go to hell before I see you with someone else"} +{"tweet": "I'm hated for being me"} +{"tweet": "@JeremyWGR Wood the Sabers look different under Laviolette with this same roster?"} +{"tweet": "I'm having such a bad hair day\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "Couldn't have asked for better travel weather today. See you in the winter, New England!"} +{"tweet": "@KamenHikari it took me about an hour to get all the way through it"} +{"tweet": "I'd rather stay in bed then get up and go hunting in the cold"} +{"tweet": "@Angelyna_96 we're out Monday too"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@TheFactsBook: Apple i-phone is 2nd best selling product of all time after Rubik\\u2019s Cube.\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "It's just a bad look when a girl is jealous over what a boy did, like it's his choice, you don't have a Say.."} +{"tweet": "@kylenoll123 Phew, thank god I'm not the only one :)"} +{"tweet": "@Zak_Bagans that would be awesome !"} +{"tweet": "So bitches whose going to bike week tonight with me (:"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to go to dayglow in October \\ud83d\\ude1b\\ud83c\\udfa8"} +{"tweet": "Come to my house!"} +{"tweet": "maybe I should move away instead of staying here"} +{"tweet": "Ugh. Assholes. Watch where you're going."} +{"tweet": "@HorryPuttor I love you too, haha. I'll probably read your tweets to my class tomorrow. :) \\u2665"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to be happy with any of the evicted houseguests. GET RID OF AMANDA!"} +{"tweet": "On god if the power goes out I'm out this bitch"} +{"tweet": "@janaeprice2 ya one hundred years ago"} +{"tweet": "@M3RM4ID_ nobody eats unicorns you dud"} +{"tweet": "@J_nose_Best no but so many girls want that and it's not necessary"} +{"tweet": "having a cracked screen is so frustrating"} +{"tweet": "Maybe we'll have off school tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@PTCalebChrisman if it snows, you can write enough content to fill a weekend section."} +{"tweet": "I hate waking up pissed."} +{"tweet": "\\@SummerAnnGriner: What is the world coming to..\\\"preach\""} +{"tweet": "Like that episode was so good I think I need to watch it again"} +{"tweet": "It's sad when the Nickelback song playing in the mall is better than 99% of the current top 40 songs on the radio."} +{"tweet": "Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?"} +{"tweet": "Shut it down"} +{"tweet": "I don't need to apologize for anything"} +{"tweet": "Always be thankful \\ud83d\\ude4f life could be much worse..."} +{"tweet": "bed. #dead"} +{"tweet": "I feel like my messages do you are pointless."} +{"tweet": "The voice on candy crush sounds like it wants to violate me. #tasty"} +{"tweet": "WTF I just want to go home before I have to go back to work but noooo I can't even get to my house."} +{"tweet": "@floridaccracker @redcowhills so tag u under the red CowHills"} +{"tweet": "I've been trying to talk to you for 2days now... :( you better snap,text,or call me like now @tiff_lemon"} +{"tweet": "S/O to @BGibbs_77 for the wink today!"} +{"tweet": "@kbrovold10 Thanks man! Have fun packing today!"} +{"tweet": "@KatieYourLady15 Christmas is the day after tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "nothing like late night showers and belting out one direction"} +{"tweet": "Shopping \\ud83d\\ude03\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Why are they benching Manning?!?!? Fantasy Super Bowl is a failure"} +{"tweet": "@XPrincessIrinaX I'm gonna be honest with you probably not"} +{"tweet": "@Haleyeverafter what'd they say?"} +{"tweet": "@rayzorbladee43 the truth is we've won the last 2 meetings..... So yeah"} +{"tweet": "Mom please take me to panera bread"} +{"tweet": "I crack myself up sometimes. I'm such a loser, it's comical."} +{"tweet": "@itssallilee I just finished!"} +{"tweet": "@spanglah where'd you go last night hahaa"} +{"tweet": "@RockstarGames got kicked again 3 times after I sent that pic, I haven't killed anyone or done anything wrong just trying to do missions"} +{"tweet": "it takes an angel to raise a family. \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "To suffer well is to know the goodness of God and the future he's prepared despite circumstances. Trust him in the dark. #sojourneast"} +{"tweet": "@ashlynn__14 why thank you"} +{"tweet": "I will never be the same without you"} +{"tweet": "Dear @TylerDonnay why are you so hot I'm melting I'm melting"} +{"tweet": "@casscootiez AWWW lets go back and get him!!!!"} +{"tweet": "I wish madi could drive bc she never has a way to me"} +{"tweet": "#WhenIGetMarried I'm going to build a happy and safe home before I bring children into this world ."} +{"tweet": "@_XOLP that's great!"} +{"tweet": "I had more fun than I thought I would for being in kent by myself for 3 weeks so far"} +{"tweet": "@JoshDEletto teehee your welcome \\ud83d\\ude0aill always be here fore you especially when you come out of the closet \\ud83d\\udc6c\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to watch my bestie dance tonight \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\udc8b @MickeyJones2342 #firsttime"} +{"tweet": "@_amberjohnson_ Now we can post inappropriate things via social network without my mom seeing \\ud83d\\ude4a. #wearechildren"} +{"tweet": "@crieppel226 I know your lieing to me"} +{"tweet": "i \\ud83d\\udc9c my booty"} +{"tweet": "I can't get over how well I understand Anatomy."} +{"tweet": "Found myself at your door, just like all those times before, I\\u2019m not sure how I got there, all roads they lead me here."} +{"tweet": "I got a chemistry final at 5:30 today, I really should be studying but all I can think about is the chemistry were about to make \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@MensHumor: Everyone has that one friend who is always asking for money.\\ Hahahahahha @themunchkinlynn #tooperfect\""} +{"tweet": "I've never had a Cro-nut but I imagine that it tastes similar to what love feels like. I can't imagine eating it and not being happy."} +{"tweet": "@BrittynSamora still hate me?"} +{"tweet": "hehehe love being replaced"} +{"tweet": "I don't really care to have friends .. Sooner or later I get annoyed of everyone anyways! \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "@BBbrodyBB no..saw it on my 52\\ LED TV...\""} +{"tweet": "@SYD_knee_5 possibly"} +{"tweet": "I love my family picking me up when I'm hittin a rough patch"} +{"tweet": "I seriously text back so fast"} +{"tweet": "Lolol. Who is @Helter_10 talking about right now?"} +{"tweet": "Don't think about it to much to much to muuuuch"} +{"tweet": "Fuck sophomores.."} +{"tweet": "@OhValerieeee_ advocare 10 day herbal cleanse"} +{"tweet": "@Amb3rJayy crap! Cause I need someone for 8 for carryout!"} +{"tweet": "@SamiCarpenter bc ilu"} +{"tweet": "Mike stud is absolutely ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "@K_EMMER @vibetheflow KATE YOU'RE ROCKIN' THE BUTTERFLY DRESS."} +{"tweet": "count a million in ya face and spend it in a day"} +{"tweet": "@WyattMitchem we are Twitter famous."} +{"tweet": "Freaking asshole"} +{"tweet": "@buzz2023 I didn't know I did\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Game of thrones seems like a tv show of skyrim and if that's true why am I not watching???"} +{"tweet": "In case anyone wasn't aware, I made the best dark chocolate cheesecake and strawberry cheesecake over the weekend. Probs a new fav."} +{"tweet": "What was wrong with us?"} +{"tweet": "@Lebronte23 stopppp itttt \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@HammDevin523 haha well thank you!\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@Hannah_Nicolee4 I love you too best friend!\\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "back to bed i go"} +{"tweet": "#Yess"} +{"tweet": "@DB_Scooch @sayitainttone hi you guys are my favorites \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "set a status about missing nick and my husband tyler comments saying he misses his wife (: and now were planning a date (: #soulmates"} +{"tweet": "Jesus Christ come back"} +{"tweet": "Welcome to Texas mother fucker"} +{"tweet": "Car rides with @drewmc95 are the best. All we do is sing, sing, sing. #dontevenholdback"} +{"tweet": "@Dclem714 we have pretzels!?"} +{"tweet": "I fucking hate you"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to go on a rant here but one thing one directiojn aka end of 2011 beginning 2012 always and forever be my favorite one direction"} +{"tweet": "@PokeMasterSern hey"} +{"tweet": "Wind 2.0 mph SE. Barometer 1018.4 mb, Falling. Temperature 63.7 F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 37%"} +{"tweet": "How do you have 14 girlfriends a yer and still hate your life? Shut up and live life fuck."} +{"tweet": "Night night twitter. Gotta be up early tomorrow. \\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "I want to straighten my hair but I really want to take a nap. Lol"} +{"tweet": "Oh you make me smile\\ud83c\\udf1e"} +{"tweet": "Andddd I'm missing the season premiere of Dance Moms. #fml"} +{"tweet": "im glad i felt like i made my math final my bitch and got a terrible grade.. great"} +{"tweet": "I wish you could see my disappointment and frustration right now. \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. Look a little closer. Stare a little longer."} +{"tweet": "@BjRambler well thankssss ya"} +{"tweet": "@Hail_Haines I'm not thirsty, you're just my #WomanCrushWednesday \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83c\\udf39"} +{"tweet": "@Patty_blood thanks I try"} +{"tweet": "@rachnicole2 Wah I only saw you for like ten minutes \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@klhx333 you're pregnant?!"} +{"tweet": "Or else it didn't happen"} +{"tweet": "The stairs to my basement have tried to kill me on multiple occasions. I have fell down them completely twice almost dying both times. Js"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sad seeing Ray Lewis retire"} +{"tweet": "@50ShadesOfTan why did I know that and you didn't?"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I hate being me, but 99% of the time I love it. \\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "@w_chaffin409 @TylerNowlin please tell me this isn't the same weekend as Dallas sx?!"} +{"tweet": "broken."} +{"tweet": "Some things never change. #shouldaknownbetter"} +{"tweet": "Julia is now friends with my friends\\ud83d\\udc4c now it must go both ways"} +{"tweet": "Kristen is so lucky I'm her sister."} +{"tweet": "@Nicolie_x33 you can't make eggs you weirdo haha? And actually I want French toast"} +{"tweet": "Next tattoo tomorrow \\u270f\\ufe0f\\u2712\\ufe0f\\u2702\\ufe0f\\u2702\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udccc"} +{"tweet": "@ebroussard5 soooooo awk."} +{"tweet": "Taylor I went to bed at 3 and woke up at 5:50:/ this sucks!"} +{"tweet": "I hate looking at the future! #freaksmeout"} +{"tweet": "@racharlesss you gonna pay for my junk?"} +{"tweet": "you infuriate me"} +{"tweet": "Nobody cares anyways."} +{"tweet": "If I see you face booking and not texting me back you best expect the cold shoulder."} +{"tweet": "Really hoping my new debit card comes in this week cause I still have to finish my Christmas shopping this weekendd"} +{"tweet": "@morganmmiller bad crash by 11th"} +{"tweet": "You're gonna get yourself up, you're gonna find yourself somehow. And you know that you're gonna be better without a doubt."} +{"tweet": "I should go to bed but TV and Internet."} +{"tweet": "Im so fullll. \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "@NKOTB @joeymcintyre Yay Griff!!! He's getting so big. Where has the time gone??"} +{"tweet": "@yorkiemischief which twitter handle should I use for you now? And if I made 2 hipsters out of the same fabric, do you think I could do\\u2026"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for new Steeler season. Back to IPhone App-Steel City Buzz. Later Lamar. Jim"} +{"tweet": "@TreshMarie we all know a cry baby ;)"} +{"tweet": "@thenamesJSwag we are, you're more than welcome to make me a sandwich"} +{"tweet": "Gator Boys with my best friend. \\u2764 @Masonknipp"} +{"tweet": "I can always count on my polish boys to make me feel better #stolat"} +{"tweet": "It occurred to me that whoever first said \\live and let live\\\" was probably too weak to kill the thing he didn't want to let live. A pity.\""} +{"tweet": "HOMECOMING IS A MONTH AWAY. STOP WITH THE MADNESS. k thanks."} +{"tweet": "@annie_smith1220 @bradmeiser @AlysonMRech hahaha I love this a lot! I'll be down to visit next weekend!"} +{"tweet": "I've been sitting in the same chair all day, doing the same thing.\\n\\nI'm pretty sure my back is a giant knot at this point.\\n\\n#canigetabackrub"} +{"tweet": "@brianadams2014 thanx man"} +{"tweet": "@SethMan31 true. Reminds me of that HOU striker that got 2 on us. Just not my kind of player regardless. Tough to cheer for."} +{"tweet": "Why the hell do I have to work tonight?"} +{"tweet": "GET OVER IT"} +{"tweet": "I drank way toooooo much last night. Fuck me #stilldrunk"} +{"tweet": "@Rhy_Jewell08 love you! I'm always here if you need to talk!"} +{"tweet": "@TheKheath so nice!"} +{"tweet": "If you're planning to be a zombie at work tomorrow like me, come check out the Cheryl Nicole Band at Paulie's Toasted Barrel tonight."} +{"tweet": "Let's go athletics #BeatTigers"} +{"tweet": "Done trying."} +{"tweet": "#WhatMakesMeMad people who say go kill yourself"} +{"tweet": "I stand out, not by being loud or anything, by being me."} +{"tweet": "Thank god I'm lactose tolerant. \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe my sister and I agreed on a pair of shoes! That never happens"} +{"tweet": "My mom just went straight up to the people at TJ Maxx and said, \\Yall's bathrooms are flat out disgusting..\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Everybody @ work calls me Nicole \\ud83d\\ude16 but as long as my paycheck comes on time I could care less \\ud83d\\ude0e #yafeelme"} +{"tweet": "I though we were best friends, but I seem to have thought wrong."} +{"tweet": "Okay just because you're winning doesn't mean you have to hit the floor & act like you're a bunch of hardasses. Get over yourselves."} +{"tweet": "@kaylabbyy you're so nice it's unbelievable lol"} +{"tweet": "He still has 25 minutes but like still"} +{"tweet": "@meghang413 \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 I never emailed him my paper! I'm just gonna give him a copy at class tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "@dcali_1 no Neff he's mine."} +{"tweet": "Travis Tritt doin justice to the national anthem. #StillGotIt"} +{"tweet": "@thatsoooRAVEN you don't know anything"} +{"tweet": "@AvaTheLioness_ we need to know this why?"} +{"tweet": "Ahhhh I missed my acrylics \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@bucken__berry @HeavenlyFearful more powerful, yes. More exciting and personal...?"} +{"tweet": "Good luck at your games baby! \\ud83d\\udc9b\\ud83d\\udc9a @bigwilli3style"} +{"tweet": "Just give me a reason"} +{"tweet": "@MegmoFosho make someone take you to get food. There's $9 in the console of my car you can have FOR FOOD. Don't take it for no reason"} +{"tweet": "We don't sub tweet. We text publicly."} +{"tweet": "Finally at home and now I feel sick #nobueno #nastyfood"} +{"tweet": "I hate being sick. It makes me hate everyone and everything."} +{"tweet": "Reached the breaking point"} +{"tweet": "so Arizona is sounding better and better by the moment"} +{"tweet": "@RyanSowulewski #badass"} +{"tweet": "@cedric_q alright good hahahahaa"} +{"tweet": "I can't do anything right. Nothing at all."} +{"tweet": "The silence isn't so bad, until I look at my hands and feel sad, because the spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly.\\u2665"} +{"tweet": "Just because you're a jumper does not mean you race as fast as you can go around a course... #strategy and #turns babe. That's scary."} +{"tweet": "Relaxing with Lucas in my lap and #tigers on the tv. Nice way to end the night."} +{"tweet": "The question is should I watch the live stream for This Is us premier or should I not?"} +{"tweet": "@miss_samipaige ill pick it up tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Baby fever\\ud83d\\ude33 lol can't Rhy go back to being a little baby for just one day\\ud83d\\ude01\\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "lmfaolmfao my life is comedy central"} +{"tweet": "@leahmosselliott thanks for the run this morning #windy"} +{"tweet": "I'm feeling like a million bucks"} +{"tweet": "@owildet @arissa_janae @middleofanegg do I even want to know"} +{"tweet": "@FreshprinceBMD \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "\\@abbi_leighann: #MaleLies she is just a friend .\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "#VoiceSave Caroline"} +{"tweet": "working out and knowing we're planning on a YEH! Trip after is just silly. #ohwell \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@ssc1977 yeah chuck said he will have the car working tomorrow. Happy Easter"} +{"tweet": "Thank god i have you to fold laundry too"} +{"tweet": "@msteakley94 @meganlynneee pajamas all day everyday, and maybe a nice outfit or two for the Holiday gatherings"} +{"tweet": "Maybe the place is up to your standards now."} +{"tweet": "@SuperSnarkz I want to make cookies tonight! Can I have your top secret chocolate chip cookie recipe?!"} +{"tweet": "When I drive home late at night, I assume every car is being driven by a drug dealer."} +{"tweet": "I could watching swimming all day"} +{"tweet": "Nothing creepier than a man sitting outside in a car on your street for over an hour with his car running..."} +{"tweet": "@naenaedeaton oh what about?"} +{"tweet": "MOVE IN DAY MOVE IN DAY MOOOVE IIIN DAAAAAY."} +{"tweet": "@MorganMarieXoxo Awhh ):"} +{"tweet": "I wanna meet Theresa from Long Island Medium"} +{"tweet": "@MalorieMoen the carnies are soooo scary!! \\ud83d\\ude2a\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "The highs are bound to be accompanied by the lows."} +{"tweet": "Tweet me on my pager"} +{"tweet": "@ThatShit_RAY eh. Feel like I was much crazier before I came to Iup"} +{"tweet": "@EZT_PBSswaqq what?! Is on nickelodeon?!"} +{"tweet": "@PLossion I actually favorited that before I listen to the album.... Now I'm disappointed"} +{"tweet": "@petewentz do you miss Peyton Sawyer?"} +{"tweet": "@drdeath149 @FynnHeitmann shut up joey -___- haha. I helped my mom."} +{"tweet": "From the songs she sings to the prayers she prays"} +{"tweet": "Kiski hateful is going to far."} +{"tweet": "@PJ_Stevensthats it"} +{"tweet": "I cannot wait for all this drama I my life to be over."} +{"tweet": "you can stop yelling at me for not making my Christmas list. sorry I don't know what the fuck I want. you can get me nothing for all I care."} +{"tweet": "Some random grandma at my grandpas retirement home just came up to me and smacked my butt and asked if I was aloud to be out this late (8pm)"} +{"tweet": "@kelli_kramer Yes."} +{"tweet": "@p_dro91 @therealjrsmith Shit's too funny lmao."} +{"tweet": "@Archaic_Jinx just do the middle finger thing until they get it through their thick skulls"} +{"tweet": "@CeeBeeSmiley yes and you are my absolute favorite person \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Really? Haha"} +{"tweet": "@samuraipunch It has been lol"} +{"tweet": "Game day\\ud83c\\udfc0"} +{"tweet": "feels later than 7 PM"} +{"tweet": "@Zak_Bagans your a great guy for saving the dog and putting into good hands #awesome"} +{"tweet": "@ohmarissax fuckoff"} +{"tweet": "The serving by both teams is horrendous. \\ud83d\\ude33 @NCAAVolleyball"} +{"tweet": "Comparing yourself to someone else can be poisonous."} +{"tweet": "About to jump in the pool"} +{"tweet": "Now all I can think about is 1/2 off tomorrow \\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83c\\udf54\\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83c\\udf54\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83c\\udf54\\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83c\\udf54\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83c\\udf54\\ud83c\\udf54\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83c\\udf54\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf54\\ud83c\\udf5f"} +{"tweet": "Today went great!!! The next few days need to hurry by!!! #PatientlyWaiting"} +{"tweet": "nice subtweet matt"} +{"tweet": "@KatyNichole2013 I miss you too, dearest. \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "@Clutchman_6 wutttt"} +{"tweet": "I need to get away from everything and clear my mind."} +{"tweet": "Come on Wild"} +{"tweet": "@RobbieMount18 dang that's like 50 minutes away! Do you live by beaver creek?"} +{"tweet": "@IAmJuicyJake lets not get too crazy now"} +{"tweet": "@krisdanelle08 I have family here in KY. That do that fourwheeling fun day in, day out LOL!"} +{"tweet": "@MileyCyrus when the moon hits your eyes LN"} +{"tweet": "@BarnabyEdwards are they all the audio books you read this year?"} +{"tweet": "@EmmeThompson you're closer"} +{"tweet": "@reba who are you rooting for? #superbowl"} +{"tweet": "Fran has an obsession with me I'm pretty sure. He always takes videos and pictures of me."} +{"tweet": "@chickmcgee1 Balusters are the up and down things."} +{"tweet": "@xFlipThePaigex what happened? Are you okay?"} +{"tweet": "@Van_Kotschi @cora_likins haha sorry savanna I'm stupid and got lost. I will definitely come out some other time in the summer!"} +{"tweet": "@DMJ1404 @TylaMetzga everrrr?"} +{"tweet": "@JTButterz and I literally talk about everything no matter what it is \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@Laurensgarden \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "#experienced from him were approval, love, and pride. This wounded her to her core, but even though it was completely ne"} +{"tweet": "proposal so that you can exempt any class that you are passing"} +{"tweet": "I just fell in love with venomous by Trevor Hall @trevorhallmusic (I love you & I think you're beautiful) marry me! #obsesssed"} +{"tweet": "Whyyyyy does shit like this always happen.. it's new years eve, I'm looking to have a good time with knots of people"} +{"tweet": "@Sheridan_Ringel check the new schedule!!! Anything?!"} +{"tweet": "@MaliciousMcCord Rasheed Wallace stared in are we there yet?"} +{"tweet": "Getting my hair done today and I'm nervous as shit"} +{"tweet": "If there happier with someone else, you shouldn't be jealous"} +{"tweet": "Lol totally lied now to go hangout with the main\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@Taylor_Leduc For sure! \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@ColeYoder9 DELETE!!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm snoring in 1st period"} +{"tweet": "Thank god I don't work tomorrow. \\n#textme"} +{"tweet": "Insanity why are you my clarity?"} +{"tweet": "Take a chance on me"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I'm going to throw up... #notok"} +{"tweet": "I hate Deven bc his school alarm just went off and woke me up and I'm about to kill someone"} +{"tweet": "@CaseyWeltner @megasawr @lynaeleanne it's cause I was creeping hard to see if you posted about something else. Then I saw a picture of Phil"} +{"tweet": "@CaitlinM__ it sucks I watched 2-3 episodes and almost throw my tv out f the window"} +{"tweet": "well would you look at that. The bears have clawed their way back. We need a good response coming out of the timeout."} +{"tweet": "Ate REAL strawberry chunks in my strawberry cheesecake ice cream come @AustinBlyton would be so proud."} +{"tweet": "How oomf was all over my TL \\u2665\\u2665"} +{"tweet": "I have no idea how to do this math"} +{"tweet": "Think it over...'cause we'd like to get jackets..."} +{"tweet": "#FuegoFridays are back at its brand new location--> #TheBankLounge - With music by: @dj_sheriff !! Grand Opening this Friday, Dec. 20"} +{"tweet": "@BRyANBAssEtT #RelationshipDealbreakers"} +{"tweet": "Vermont Academy Varsity boys soccer team won tonight, anyone who says differently is out of their minds. I love you guys!! #WildcatNation"} +{"tweet": "First day back to school from break? Nothing some Melatonin and Vyvanse can't fix!"} +{"tweet": "Why am I awake."} +{"tweet": "@henry_meinberg4 hahahaha dude that was the greatest"} +{"tweet": "Hiccups suck \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "Baby all I want for Christmas youuuuu"} +{"tweet": "@kadynwalters no you text me 513-304-4992"} +{"tweet": "Two hour countdown. I need a distraction"} +{"tweet": "YANKS"} +{"tweet": "When iMessage isn't working \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "one day I have a life then the next day it disappears.. wtf?"} +{"tweet": "this is the worst fucking place I could possible be right now."} +{"tweet": "Running on 3 hours of sleep....currently blaming my writing the essay professor for everything bad in my life"} +{"tweet": "@taterbuuug when are we watching it \\ud83d\\ude0e\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@Airr_Jordann you're love @REFIL_MY_ICETRE \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Is anyone up??"} +{"tweet": "Happy 21st @adriannaholl"} +{"tweet": "I wake up with a headache every morning and I have no idea why"} +{"tweet": "Back to reality tomorrow. Its been real though.."} +{"tweet": "Turning your pillow over to the cold side is such a magical feeling \\ud83d\\ude1b"} +{"tweet": "Need a new job! So bad! #HIREME"} +{"tweet": "That awful awkward moment when you run into a random guy in your dorm that looks exactly like your ex... And he's friend with your roommate"} +{"tweet": "How about we try something other than run the first two downs?"} +{"tweet": "Life is so weird, but it's pretty good most of the time"} +{"tweet": "I just put on work out pants and a tank top and walked on the treadmill for an hour. You have no idea.. How hard that was and how happy I am"} +{"tweet": "@BrittanyVilardo that's fine with me girly haha I really hope I get it though"} +{"tweet": "If you're going to eat at the library, make sure you don't sound like a ravenous animal"} +{"tweet": "light it, roll it up, ignite it"} +{"tweet": "@BorgenLori what"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe that I meant Hackett my sophomore year in high school at lifetime... \\ud83d\\ude02 And we are still friends. #timeflies"} +{"tweet": "I seriously have a new outlook on life after this summer #happinessiskey"} +{"tweet": "Do you listen to your music quietly and when it feels just right, do you think of me?"} +{"tweet": "@decochiselko @3bamaboys @boysmomX3 @lcsissa @LaurieBennett7 @jenniferbrown64 Good luck Bucs! Go Buc moms!#perfect-season #hooverbucs"} +{"tweet": "Don't wanna set my alarm"} +{"tweet": "When that little piece of hope keeps you fighting...."} +{"tweet": "I can dig it"} +{"tweet": "@ASVP_James Your not gonna talk to me? \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@Dejan_Kovacevic @emptynetters Why were refs randomly giving TSA pat downs on players leaving locker room? Is that common?"} +{"tweet": "@stephgiambrone it was nice. I didn't freeze my ass off or anything"} +{"tweet": "@russbag1997 WHY WEREN'T YOU THERE??"} +{"tweet": "@ohteenquotes: I believe in love at first sight because I've loved my mother since I've opened my eyes."} +{"tweet": "@AHSFX watching this now!"} +{"tweet": "@Daniel_hagen57 did you ever finish your other one?"} +{"tweet": "Don't know where we went wrong...."} +{"tweet": "@hannaataylor22, @samtaylorrr15, & I just blew up vine #whoopsies"} +{"tweet": ".@Kdubya1974 I do believe it was."} +{"tweet": "Lost our first game 2-1. Dominated but couldn't capitalize on our chances often enough"} +{"tweet": "Holy efffffffff...."} +{"tweet": "Just kidding.... Those fat ass cheeks and goofy ass hair didn't get laid"} +{"tweet": "@samanthaamillls #ratchet"} +{"tweet": "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger \\ud83d\\udcaa"} +{"tweet": "Don't ever worry about people who don't worry about you."} +{"tweet": "\\u270c\\ufe0fWayne. Until next year"} +{"tweet": "Ohhhhh my hurrr make the ladies pants straight wet #freshcut"} +{"tweet": "@R_Psquared hahah this is true. So when are you me JACKSON and Paul going tubing?!"} +{"tweet": "but where is maggie"} +{"tweet": "@kitz_myass7 what time is the game Saturday ?"} +{"tweet": "@JessicaChasmar Dear, how do you really feel?"} +{"tweet": "Well. That was my first joint in a whileeee..."} +{"tweet": "I want a perfect body, I want a perfect souul."} +{"tweet": "Seriously I just want icecream."} +{"tweet": "Why am I still up. I have a pounding headache"} +{"tweet": "BALTIMORE"} +{"tweet": "I'm so glad I gotta see my girl for a whole 10 min yesterday mon and Tuesday suck cause we both work #SadTweet #missmygirl @KennediSchultz"} +{"tweet": "Wake me up when September ends.."} +{"tweet": "@TashaEllJee hope you are having filing at your new job and hope you have a good time at the ball"} +{"tweet": "Let's go KU!! We have to beat Duke!!"} +{"tweet": "never will I ever control who my kids can and can't talk to"} +{"tweet": "@trucrosswings staying warm up there in the arctic?"} +{"tweet": "Can someone please take me to the beach?"} +{"tweet": "@KennedyStGeorge I have no gas \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@Kelly_Maltby @Ryanmilitia that's why I got a second job!"} +{"tweet": "My stomach really needs to shut up."} +{"tweet": "autocorrect don't change Byrd"} +{"tweet": "1 million retweets and I'll drink a glass of water. #shutup"} +{"tweet": "Erin Andrews is hot as hell #NFCCHAMPIONSHIP"} +{"tweet": "Fml I just walked into the wtf"} +{"tweet": "SOMEONE BUY THIS JONAS BROTHERS TICKET."} +{"tweet": "@CodyOlson18 mine too!"} +{"tweet": "@SHAQ is grinning ear to ear on the outside for the Lakers to be swept tonight! #NBAPlayoffs"} +{"tweet": "@TheBrightComp @lilbeanslondon I will be there on Sunday! Sorry @TheBrightComp - would love to catch up soon tho!"} +{"tweet": "Lane. Oh my god. I swear. I hope you lost your game."} +{"tweet": "Are you seriously playing with a lightsaber?"} +{"tweet": "2:30 is going to come WAY too soon.."} +{"tweet": "I have no social life."} +{"tweet": "Soooo... Where am I gonna sleep since there is a monster spider in my room"} +{"tweet": "I was thinking about having an app developed for my business. Then I saw the approximate price. #nope #NotHappening"} +{"tweet": "Im dropping out of school and moving in with @PrincessJordie and becoming her pet fish"} +{"tweet": "scream and shout just came on\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "What do you call a group of chickens? A cluster cluck"} +{"tweet": "My quality leader cusses out my supervisor every Thursday. It helps get me through the day."} +{"tweet": "My one true love is pregnant. No feature for me and her #pissed"} +{"tweet": "I'll never be the skinniest, I'll never be the prettiest, I'll never be the funniest, but hey that's okay with meee \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I had fun today well Tuesday night. I did something I didn't do in a long while"} +{"tweet": "Hard work doesn't always pay off..."} +{"tweet": "@reIatabIe: for every good selfie there are 47 failed ones. #TrueTweet"} +{"tweet": "finallly a night I could actually go out and I end up home alone on my couch. #DaLife"} +{"tweet": "Watching Baseball Practice <<<<<<"} +{"tweet": "Your the type of person I need in my life\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@5mattyice5 @fossensbossin17 hey, I didn't say that!"} +{"tweet": "@JakesSteaks1434 this has to be about me"} +{"tweet": "@jbickel3 do I ever!"} +{"tweet": "@Aaron_EST_LACED and?"} +{"tweet": "Really not feeling school, at all"} +{"tweet": "It's looking like the packers are going to have at least one more meaningful week of football coming"} +{"tweet": "We are already thinking of summer, and it's not quite winter yet...\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude14 @ashkemp10"} +{"tweet": "@ginniecritten she told me :) I put in a good word"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@ENews: If you could play matchmaker, who would you set @Harry_Styles up with?\\u201d Louis Tomlinson"} +{"tweet": "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"} +{"tweet": "@Nicole_Tompkin @WhatTheFreitas it could be worse you could be Poor Patty Lou"} +{"tweet": "How do I get the text saying schools closed"} +{"tweet": "today has just been a shitty day."} +{"tweet": "Tired of watching this. Penalties mistakes stupidity"} +{"tweet": "Successful night! >>>"} +{"tweet": "@aj92294 it's fine lol. I just got out I'll be home soon"} +{"tweet": "@allisonvile lol why what's up? Ur too kind to have people do that to ya"} +{"tweet": "There's a special place in hell for the person who came up with the idea of 7:30 am final exams"} +{"tweet": "@RodJeremyyy I'm working on getting some nice leg muscle leave your bike here!"} +{"tweet": "Kiss the girl!!!"} +{"tweet": "Taylor forcing me to watch videos of cats barking at 3 in the morning <<<"} +{"tweet": "I kinda wanna buy a beanie but I mean idk.."} +{"tweet": "If one more person hits my arm I got my flu shot in.... \\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Seven tied for the lead in the Senior division at 1 over and two tied for the lead in the Super Senior division! The weekend should be great"} +{"tweet": "I need to take things easy today.."} +{"tweet": "@KandyBeckySandy @regan_gillespie maybe.... \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@jordyn_zdrazil ummm why can't I retweet this? it's not letting me retweet yours again."} +{"tweet": "@tforry90 you're welcome!!!!"} +{"tweet": "1 hour"} +{"tweet": "@ScottP68 Can't let that happen."} +{"tweet": "My Grammy is enjoying the dogs on the dog show that she believes look like lambs hahaha \\ud83d\\udc36"} +{"tweet": "@_ThaSwagFatherr \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@DevilsGenerals #devils1stgoal Henrique #njdevils"} +{"tweet": "@FriskiBriski93 I invited you so let's play."} +{"tweet": "Sneaking candy into the movie theater is about as bad ass as I get"} +{"tweet": "@JordanBloomm on the study guide we did last class"} +{"tweet": "Someone tweet me idc about what?:))"} +{"tweet": "Completely #lost"} +{"tweet": "Dark chocolate >> any other kind of chocolate"} +{"tweet": "@MJermier07 oh yes! That is what I meant"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02this movie actually relates to me so much"} +{"tweet": "Everything you say annoys me and makes me cringe............."} +{"tweet": "You want to test somebody. ...I got something for that ass lol."} +{"tweet": "Vondohlen doubles to left to score Gibson"} +{"tweet": "Headache and eyes crossing and it's only 10 pm. Don't wanna go to bed yet but I think it's time \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "sorry guys I'm just really defensive when it comes to my family and friends because they mean the world to me and I'd do anything for them."} +{"tweet": "@AdmitYourLoss12 I'm done."} +{"tweet": "I take life a day at a time \\ud83c\\udf34"} +{"tweet": "too tired for anythingggg"} +{"tweet": "Way to make me feel like shit for the whole day mom."} +{"tweet": "I want panera"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealGbaby4 i'm not the one spelling you're wrong am i?"} +{"tweet": "We don't play that game here"} +{"tweet": "@Missy_Lanning I'm a picky eater like you and I LOVE almond milk! You should give it a little taste! Just saying :)"} +{"tweet": "Bad Grandpa anyone"} +{"tweet": "Maybe. hopefully. probably. possibly. #jokaaaaaa \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "@MeganVStefan I am late to the show but yes you can only get primary emails to show up. Let me know if you still need help or if you got it"} +{"tweet": "This snow needs to stop now"} +{"tweet": "*tired"} +{"tweet": "Pretty much got all clothes for Christmas and I am completely ok with that"} +{"tweet": "whoops there goes the mailboxes"} +{"tweet": "I hope you're happy"} +{"tweet": "Maturity comes with experience, not age."} +{"tweet": "Basically"} +{"tweet": "I'm so maverick right now."} +{"tweet": "@Pirates It's time for a 9th inning rally #BUCN"} +{"tweet": "@sjopierce is this the job they wanted you to be on the hiring committee?"} +{"tweet": "Mom just texted me saying there in Ohio right now. Had no idea they were coming this weekend. That's a nice surprise"} +{"tweet": "@shaaadeee hah, you best do that thennn"} +{"tweet": "It's only weird if it doesn't work"} +{"tweet": "The amount of physics problems I have to do in the next week is disgusting \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "So. About to ride a bull #shittingpants"} +{"tweet": "She's everything I ever wanted."} +{"tweet": "Finally out!!!! Here I come matress"} +{"tweet": "Something tells me I'm into something good:)"} +{"tweet": "My bed is cold what the fuck."} +{"tweet": "Life is like box of chocolate, you never know what you're gonna get"} +{"tweet": "I hate math. I hate math. I hate math. \\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\udd22\\ud83d\\udd24\\ud83d\\udeab\\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "Two faced bitch #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "@kianahof so is township"} +{"tweet": "That was not a subtweet. \\n#subtweet"} +{"tweet": "I think I want something, and then I turn around and the next thing I know is that it's not what I want at all"} +{"tweet": "A dolla makes me holla honey boo boo chiiiile"} +{"tweet": "Its been more than a month since my last kiss, feelin like a virgin (:"} +{"tweet": "I got that 13k tho"} +{"tweet": "I really wanna talk to someone"} +{"tweet": "There is a 100% chance I'll binge eat ice cream after every time I go to gym \\ud83d\\ude1b"} +{"tweet": "@C_McConnaughey @TTurnmire41 barf \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@jayyybabyxoxo sorry you made fun of teen wolf but I would never burn down your house just probably keep angrily tweeting at you"} +{"tweet": "@ThaDomBomb he was awesome!"} +{"tweet": "Take me back to July..."} +{"tweet": "#IGoToASchool where yoga pants are banned..."} +{"tweet": "If I wanna smoke, I'm gonna smoke. Ain't no body gonna stop me."} +{"tweet": "#AddBoobsToTvTitles teen boobs 3"} +{"tweet": "Raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways"} +{"tweet": "I just don't understand ppl."} +{"tweet": "Hahahahahhahaha ok"} +{"tweet": "@kallikoepplin probzzzz \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@AdamSchefter have you heard anything about Big Ben being in a car accident"} +{"tweet": "Get your popcorn...this is going to be a wild day on the feeds. #BB15"} +{"tweet": "@CassiePelland7 DEAL. I'd love to see your face (:"} +{"tweet": "Call me crazy but catching fire might be more of a love story than any Nicholas sparks movies.\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@KateCary6 You make me fell so special when you say it that way! haha"} +{"tweet": "The resistance by drake >>>>>"} +{"tweet": "Being weird is the best!"} +{"tweet": "Yes. I eat two dinners, and try to consume 12,000 calories a day."} +{"tweet": "need.. FOOD"} +{"tweet": "@LaLa_Hundley rude"} +{"tweet": "I'm hard to love..."} +{"tweet": "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy."} +{"tweet": "@meganashley_3 your welcome?"} +{"tweet": "@ciarawilliams82 Brooke and I were laughing the other day about \\land shark\\\". Lmao. I'm gonna miss the team so much!\""} +{"tweet": "@HaleySchneider4 Oh ya know, I use to be cool. And then, thing went down hill..."} +{"tweet": "@CahillHoseph @folstromcal she's a great lady."} +{"tweet": "@BetweenWorlds25 I don't know hun?! I am hoping so...."} +{"tweet": "Melo was chub faced every year but the last two. Of course he's having knee issues now"} +{"tweet": "Ohhhh and I'm going to Olive Garden tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@alex25836 You love jail. \\ud83c\\udfe2\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude12 fuck today"} +{"tweet": "I wanna walk into my room & see you laying in my bed, waiting #wishfulthinking"} +{"tweet": "My football cleats smell worse than anything I've ever come across."} +{"tweet": "I like watching #TheTalkingDead after #TheWakingDead."} +{"tweet": "I'm ready to watch Marshall Henderson play. Terrific scorer who's fun to watch."} +{"tweet": "Being able to sleep with boyfriend and your pup is the best."} +{"tweet": "I just got a feeling tomorrow is gonna be a good day."} +{"tweet": "The only Black Friday tradition that I enjoy is uploading the NSYNC Christmas cd to my iTunes."} +{"tweet": "not trying to work 2-10 tomorrow..."} +{"tweet": "Hey garret"} +{"tweet": "Of all the reasons not to dream, a nightmare shouldn't be one of them."} +{"tweet": "Took grandad to Wheelwright today...a time warp, people..straight up time warp"} +{"tweet": "Someone drive home for me"} +{"tweet": "@slsmith54 now what kind of shit are people talkin about Jay?"} +{"tweet": "Only when it's gross and rainy I forget my umbrella"} +{"tweet": "What does this mean ????????? #throwbackthursday"} +{"tweet": "I hate walking into my room, ready to jump into bed, but then discovering that I forgot to clean the week's clothes off of it"} +{"tweet": "@LarsPhilipp Sorrryyyy I lost service several times..."} +{"tweet": "Lol I just want food"} +{"tweet": "@riilleeey another exam?"} +{"tweet": "@PunkGoesSassy WE CAN CRY TOGETHER?????"} +{"tweet": "@brookie_jean25 maybe Sunday we can do something !? Cause as of right now I don't work !"} +{"tweet": "atta girl \\ud83d\\ude18 @leah_oneil"} +{"tweet": "@21_frankie Somky and I were just talking about you and me dating HAHAH"} +{"tweet": "@LoganLerman will you go to my senior prom with me in 2014?? :)"} +{"tweet": "Cabrera said that he thinks he wound up in Detroit because the Tigers were more willing to take on Dontrelle Willis and his $7MM salary."} +{"tweet": "@__briaannnnnn i was sleep last nigjt NIGGERRRR !!"} +{"tweet": "hahaha wow"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone know how to teach a 9 month old about the whole extra hour clocks thing? Mine doesn't get it. #fallback"} +{"tweet": "Trying to find an earring in my room that i dropped is an impossible task! #lostforever"} +{"tweet": "@318Swaff hahah"} +{"tweet": "@LizaLaValley guest"} +{"tweet": "@Slim_Burke they like to sing and dance as well"} +{"tweet": "I always find myself doing small dance combinations around my house and in public"} +{"tweet": "Whose there to trust?"} +{"tweet": "Peephole by System Of A Down right now. >>>"} +{"tweet": "Got my voice back, I can actually talk now! #thankgodd \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Baby, I just wanna take it nice & slow."} +{"tweet": "I'm the least white person in this bar. Classic Batesville, Indiana"} +{"tweet": "I hope my roommates next year accept the fact that I take my phone and laptop into the bathroom and sit in there for hours."} +{"tweet": "Big shout out to Matty Flynn for getting the Packers into this position to make the playoffs"} +{"tweet": "Up late working and now I am exhausted! But excited for campus visits today! Coffee you are my friend! #thankgoodnessformakeup"} +{"tweet": "@MrHotShot2013 okayy:) so the all meat foot long and a cowboy burger?"} +{"tweet": "I have the most respect for any guy that watches OTH \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside of us \\ud83d\\udc79"} +{"tweet": "Just gonna sit in the car for a bit..."} +{"tweet": "6 strings, of course."} +{"tweet": "I'd just loveeee To know the score of the soccer game"} +{"tweet": "Got a late Christmas present today! Penguins tickets for next Sunday and a James Neal jersey \\ud83d\\ude0d\\u2764\\ufe0f thanks momma!"} +{"tweet": "Get me out of this place. \\ud83d\\ude11 #likenow"} +{"tweet": "When lexy tells me stories about stuff I said and did last night it amazes me cause I am so funny. And I don't even remember most of it..."} +{"tweet": "Roommate wakes me up 3 hours earlier than I need to be on a day I have an exam by playing 'rude boy' repeatedly about 571 times. #killme"} +{"tweet": "@shelbie_layne ahh I was typing and then it shut down on me :("} +{"tweet": "Love lasts forever."} +{"tweet": "Am i watching a guy cross the grand canyon or a religious service"} +{"tweet": "I'm trying to go to the fest tomorrow like I really want to go.. For reasons but that besides the point"} +{"tweet": "No, you weren't my first kiss you weren't even my first love. But you were my first real relationship.. Now I want you to be my only.\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "I want new friends"} +{"tweet": "@xojennaaaa500 yeah I dove out of the car and ate it #workForYourMeal"} +{"tweet": "@MightBeYoDADDY_ It was like that"} +{"tweet": "It'd be so sweet to be a Gi joe!"} +{"tweet": "@Qcumber8 this is absolutely out of control \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@YeagerBrittany I love you"} +{"tweet": "@detroitpistons I want one! No fair. ;)"} +{"tweet": "fuck the charleston police"} +{"tweet": "I need pancakes"} +{"tweet": "What an awful outlet pass.. Way to take an icing. Should have let Fleury shoot at least.."} +{"tweet": "@Makaila_88 sounds good Hun. Be right over."} +{"tweet": "I love seeing what people from @WOLFLCamp like on Instagram and twitter. It cracks me up how cool you could be in the real world... #iseeyou"} +{"tweet": "Work is going to be so terrible tonight because I feel like poopy."} +{"tweet": "@shelbyrquigley I'm not down looking like a ball of butter next to some cut mother fucker"} +{"tweet": "I don't put time in on ppl who don't put time in on me !!!"} +{"tweet": "@dougboroughs @ruprogram wonderful!"} +{"tweet": "@Maddi_Beck do you drive yet ?"} +{"tweet": "@lexjohnnson I would think about that hard, I did once and it was a disaster..."} +{"tweet": "I'm trying win a battle that's not possible to win. But the question is, should I give up or not? :/ #whatnow"} +{"tweet": "@Rodgers7Trevor I know that, and the zips play VCU"} +{"tweet": "Hey @lousymongrel tell your friend Mike from Ball State that the bruises from the fight we had are just now disappearing. Would fight again."} +{"tweet": "That message Daniel just sent me! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm one lucky girl (:"} +{"tweet": "The uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship."} +{"tweet": "So I guess if you draw blood its an automatic double minor...How bout you just wear a cage dumbass"} +{"tweet": "@kaayh2030 I'm kinda happy as well(:"} +{"tweet": "@ManaEsparza @tfelty14...caring is sharing"} +{"tweet": "So my glasses are broke, I'm on my last pair of contacts and I have $5 to my name..... #totallyscrewed #nowwhat \\u2757\\u2753"} +{"tweet": "Its supposed to be in the 40s and rain at the end of the week.."} +{"tweet": "making Fridays my craft days, so if any of you wanna get down and crafty holla at yer home gurl \\ud83d\\ude4b"} +{"tweet": "@jaimey_13 #nomnomnom"} +{"tweet": "fuck. you know those days where EVERYTHING,no matter how small or petty of a thing,pisses you off?that was today."} +{"tweet": "I gave you more than you deserved and you still had the nerve to ask for more"} +{"tweet": "I swear I don't feel like doing shit all day then when the night hits i have so much energy and just want to wreak havoc."} +{"tweet": "@DareyPBSM we would just have to rap down the hallways"} +{"tweet": "Tim McGraw... Such a dilf"} +{"tweet": "Just pulled up to my moms boyfriends house and my mom is just laying in the middle of the driveway.. Like why \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Merrrrman03 haha awww that's a good excuse. It's alright patty :)"} +{"tweet": "You make me so mad. #changedmuch?"} +{"tweet": "Jaina turned to the technician who #hovered at the Wookiee's shoulder. \\I need to speak with Sinsor Khal. Can you show me\""} +{"tweet": "What's the point of getting a new phone when you don't even use it anyways? #dumb"} +{"tweet": "This football game needs to end so I can go to the gym and not fall off a machine bc i'm distracted."} +{"tweet": "Idk"} +{"tweet": "@JstLkeUimagined that's awesome! Don't worry we'll still love ya!"} +{"tweet": "Snatch Grip Deadlift x5(185/135\\nBurpee x10\\n--alternating minutes for 20min-"} +{"tweet": "Don't stop talking to me, I haven't been listening."} +{"tweet": "someone should really hide my phone when I'm drunk ."} +{"tweet": "music makes me happy, especially country music \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@allyy_thompson Allyson I honestly don't know anymore.... I'm scared Hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "I creep way too much on people \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Hopefully tomorrow is better.."} +{"tweet": "Snuggled in my bed in leggings and a big sweater. Don't bother me until 3pm tomorrow \\u261d"} +{"tweet": "Duke has their first game tomorrow night & I'm missing it are you kidding me"} +{"tweet": "To all you haters who said me and Zak would never be official. It has happened! And I couldn't be happier!"} +{"tweet": "Yeahh thought about making it an early night. HA bar to a bonfire. How are we"} +{"tweet": "@18_polchek Emily, the on from Brunswick. She's dating Kyle church \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "idk I don't like gossip girl \\u00bf I'm more of a greys person \\ud83c\\udfe5\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@andieferniany I love you. And your tweets."} +{"tweet": "Where's our pizza :( @Asheton3Arebalo"} +{"tweet": "2013 taught me that a year is 365 days"} +{"tweet": "This storm is beautiful \\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "Can I please move out of state already?"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to assume we'll have school. That way I can be right if we do and pleasantly surprised if we don't. \\u2744\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@KomaraRob hahahahaha yeah i would robby. But yeah i cheered up some after that."} +{"tweet": "your stories contradict stfu"} +{"tweet": "I hate sleeping alone"} +{"tweet": "@_tabascoe oh thanks for the idea! Ill go do that now :)))))"} +{"tweet": "\\u26c4\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Some girls wear leggings bc they want to show off their bubble butt and camel toe... But I just wear them because I probably slept in them"} +{"tweet": "Do you think we'll still have our test today? :( @anna_eckhardt"} +{"tweet": "@T_delanyxO @B_tweets_ALOT okay I'm in there! At Bella's right?"} +{"tweet": "Food"} +{"tweet": "I'd rather be watching Frozen."} +{"tweet": "Yayyyyyy"} +{"tweet": "@Maddi2312 anyway you can stay in Cali?"} +{"tweet": "Brandi gave me an aneurism"} +{"tweet": "I witnessed the power of the booty today @FuckinWithReub"} +{"tweet": "@Yiggings Lmfao. Well we're takin a picture tonight. I miss my cousin"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty content with my grades \\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "Harley's are obnoxious"} +{"tweet": "#yuppie #aloha"} +{"tweet": "Wearing 5 inch heals to work today...might be the last \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\udc60"} +{"tweet": "I don't care how much bud beiber smokes, 4:20 is still his nap time #laydown"} +{"tweet": "Got that job"} +{"tweet": "do it or don't do it, you will regret both"} +{"tweet": "@ThompsonKaytlyn that's awesome!! hahah maybe I'm just a bad teacher, or bad at lacrosse, or it's both hahah probably both"} +{"tweet": "@billesch what's up homie?"} +{"tweet": "They ache"} +{"tweet": "@luvshockey2 imma miss you today!!"} +{"tweet": "John's bluffing"} +{"tweet": "@ChrisBloise deleted your Facebook? #dislike"} +{"tweet": "@DerekG23 haha agreed. This is rock bottom."} +{"tweet": "All the bad things that happen to us, can't keep us from making our lives good. \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "These little girls think they're cute. #yournot#youractuallyreallyannoying \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "It all gets worse at night."} +{"tweet": "People that are just graduating must no realize that their lives have just begun. Life isn't all fun and games anymore. It's time to grow up"} +{"tweet": "Bout to take this drivers test! #nervous"} +{"tweet": "Oomf needs a dose of shut the fuck up"} +{"tweet": "I hate feeling sick, all i want to do is cuddle and cry."} +{"tweet": "i want to hear @kennychesney 's #PirateFlag @RJStadium on 3/16 #noshoesnationtampa"} +{"tweet": "Ok we get it Mark Reynolds, you are a beast"} +{"tweet": "Thinking about this makes me sick to my stomach."} +{"tweet": "Got to the point where the people at our table LEFT because of Zach"} +{"tweet": "@DanielLipshutz call me! sarah.craig4747"} +{"tweet": "Apparently nobody wants to talk to me... \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@cjcheesecake you wouldn't have it any other way."} +{"tweet": "And also obsessed with the jazz age and Great Gatsby section \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Whoevers still up studying with me, I love you"} +{"tweet": "To the library"} +{"tweet": "Slut"} +{"tweet": "I'll give it to you no interruption"} +{"tweet": "@Ace0fSpades_FVC I know"} +{"tweet": "This is Too funny"} +{"tweet": "#IfYouKnowMeYouKnowThat I like food more than people"} +{"tweet": "Its always a good day when Duke loses! #DuckFuke"} +{"tweet": "You don't always have to be an asshole or a bitch to be honest with someone. #jussayin"} +{"tweet": "Just stopped at the Worlds largest Culvers... Now I can finally check it off my bucket list!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm not afraid of failure, I'm afraid of not succeeding"} +{"tweet": "How did I get to this point"} +{"tweet": "@AshWarner18 I swear on my life I got no text from you"} +{"tweet": "Football in all shapes and sizes begins officially today... Can't wait to watch these freshman and JV players ball out tonight!!!"} +{"tweet": "WiFi Over Everything"} +{"tweet": "@PlayStation I am so stoked to be in the E3 booth on PS Home!"} +{"tweet": "I fucking hate Obama"} +{"tweet": "Let's play a LITTLE game of hide and don't eat."} +{"tweet": "@Wes_vL Roster ?"} +{"tweet": "My alarm didn't go off so this is awesome..."} +{"tweet": "My ears have been ringing for like 10 minutes stopppp"} +{"tweet": "@AlisonNicole_3 in 3 hours"} +{"tweet": "Soooo today wasn't that bad"} +{"tweet": "@HeleneMathiesen @SwiftyCunt @zaynmalik I'm gunna when i get home from school."} +{"tweet": "Lol at the littlest lies."} +{"tweet": "@NateBroughton look at my last tweet..."} +{"tweet": "Ahhhhh Ted 2 you bet your ass this girl can't wait. #iloveted"} +{"tweet": "Wonder who's gonna paint my star on my rock star wheels for me... @williams313_m needs to find someone"} +{"tweet": "I love how my phone won't let me access my messages"} +{"tweet": "It's bad enough I have to go to school tomorrow but now they're making me swim #awHELLnaw"} +{"tweet": "Spilled beer on my onesie/footy pjs last night apparently. Now it wreaks."} +{"tweet": "I want my grade to all just be cool with each other... But it'll never happen"} +{"tweet": "@KatieKing32 's wake up calls are the absolute worst"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go camping so bad."} +{"tweet": "Which combined with last semester would be a 93 ugh"} +{"tweet": "everything sucks"} +{"tweet": "Won a cruise to the Bahamas #lol"} +{"tweet": "I can't sleep"} +{"tweet": "i wish my roommates didn't know my class schedule to a T, so they couldn't give me shit about not going to class"} +{"tweet": "I want to see interesting snapchat stories. Not three minutes of you taking selfies."} +{"tweet": "@mrjwbr I like that shot!"} +{"tweet": "@4SherryLynn love you too."} +{"tweet": "Fml"} +{"tweet": "Bought this @VSPINK half zip today. Soo stinking comfy! I may or may not be sleeping in it tonight..."} +{"tweet": "Still Romo's fault AMMARITE?!?!?"} +{"tweet": "I'm a senior. My sophomore boyfriend just helped me with my algebra homework which is a junior class. #lessthansymbolmoment"} +{"tweet": "@mikemageles can we get one?!?"} +{"tweet": "Yes, me being tall defiantly should be something you gossip about. #TalkAboutMyBigButtNext #GirlsAndThereDrama"} +{"tweet": "Why does it rain on the day I have to drive to see Hannah?"} +{"tweet": "Now go get a real mans haircut. I think it's time to retire your Jimmy Neutron looking shit."} +{"tweet": "@DrAnsonPHD which is why it has 16 cylinders and what not."} +{"tweet": "@aishahx3 yeah same but I'd be alone and never leave my house"} +{"tweet": "@Thane13 yep cya there guy!"} +{"tweet": "I hate hearing his name"} +{"tweet": "I still have'nt seen Insidious 2. :("} +{"tweet": "@BlakeSalyer You were right. The hot tub feels pretty good."} +{"tweet": "Going to bed at 8 last night was the best decision I've made \\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@NicConzemius when you could argue about something with someone without looking it up right away. #LandBeforeIPhone"} +{"tweet": "I seriously can't wait to play beach volleyball this summer. #SummerLeague"} +{"tweet": "Unreal"} +{"tweet": "Took off my sock and there was dried puss. Money."} +{"tweet": "@AllyBills \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "@Gavin_R_Boone @APNicholas20 I concur that your tweet about joking was concurring to my tweet"} +{"tweet": "@BCrispy52 hahahah you're fucking right you rebel son of a bitch"} +{"tweet": "Go for it"} +{"tweet": "The Piazza went all out for valentines day"} +{"tweet": "#ImSingleBecause I'm picky & prefer soccer players."} +{"tweet": "Soooo my parents won't let me drive to practice"} +{"tweet": "Disney movies literally make me tear up."} +{"tweet": "It's too early for me to even think about being up. #needsleep #sotired"} +{"tweet": "We almost blew a tire on the highway and dear lord that could have been terrible"} +{"tweet": "if you are a pro athlete and are assigned to the minor leagues due to conditioning. You obviously don't take your job very seriously"} +{"tweet": "We're smiling but we're close to tears"} +{"tweet": "@raven_lynne @tia_Cherie @EmmyluAntonsen I might be going to mobridge tonight but I'm not sure."} +{"tweet": "I've never been more excited for Kentucky state lines"} +{"tweet": "@JennaBurds01 @Danielle_April2 um excuse me... There is 3rd hour with Sidney you have and I'm not about to be ditched"} +{"tweet": "I still throw a few back, talk a little smack when I'm feeling bullet proof! #lyrictweet"} +{"tweet": "It's probably really really strange that I enjoy 8 am classes. The fuck?"} +{"tweet": "Bonfire tonight at Julia's"} +{"tweet": "@SolomonSawlaw oh really if not then you wouldn't have tweeted about it"} +{"tweet": "The Language"} +{"tweet": "Bahahahaha.\\n\\I have to get ready for the chamber of secrets\\\" \\nLolol parka & recreation is a new fav show!\""} +{"tweet": "@cupcakeyou you are so lucky to live so close to town! #lovetunbridgewells \\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\uddec\\ud83c\\udde7"} +{"tweet": "Contacts are great when you're a senior that doesn't bring music to class and can use the stand in front of you to read ... #oops #monday"} +{"tweet": "Yes yes I do. No, no I'm no telling you!"} +{"tweet": "Why do the nets want Jason Collins he's the only guy I know that can average less than 1 point a game in a season"} +{"tweet": "Wish I had a car, I'd be at Mt. Snow right now! #freshpowder"} +{"tweet": "@chasityousley; exactly! I'm one of them, an you're killing me here smalls!! \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@LLetwin that place is the shit. There's reindeer!"} +{"tweet": "I fear the extreme spice food diet I've been enjoying for the last few days has caught up with me!"} +{"tweet": "Now that boy bands are apparently back in style......can we get Dreamstreet back!!!"} +{"tweet": "Keep flashing daddy's money and come talk to me in 5 years when Ill be able to buy ur dad out. Fuckin nerds"} +{"tweet": "Red dot music"} +{"tweet": "@SmokinOnKishaaa im cheerin or everyone.. Even the guy who elbowed me in the lip on accident haha"} +{"tweet": "@Shaunbfresh14 okay whatever I hate you"} +{"tweet": "@emil4_ that's what I figured"} +{"tweet": "@kaymar6 @ist_marie10 goes to show how much eyebrows make a difference holy shit"} +{"tweet": "You should quit life."} +{"tweet": "@rangerup94 sure thing!\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "For a girl that has no self esteem I sure take a lot of selfies"} +{"tweet": "Perfect day out. Windows down back to kato"} +{"tweet": "you are the fakesttt bitch? how was I friends with you?"} +{"tweet": "@EdKim_FTFWAM guess your sleepin in my house soon"} +{"tweet": "I look like a hot mess this morning. Didn't even brush my hair."} +{"tweet": "I am so blessed to have such extraordinary people in my life."} +{"tweet": "Another great night on #virginabeach"} +{"tweet": "Really irritated."} +{"tweet": "@whereishawkins @repjustinamash since when did one person's bad behavior beget another's? Rise above it."} +{"tweet": "@iamGM :(( I said I'd lend you my extra one for the summer!!"} +{"tweet": "@LaurennKozak Oh with the big black girl? Yeah they explain it."} +{"tweet": "IntDesignerChat\\nDid I miss the chat?\\n IntDesignerChat"} +{"tweet": "@vgverdict #BioShockInfinite for sure."} +{"tweet": "Your a crazy bitch but you f*ck so good I'm on top of it \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation a makes me dance"} +{"tweet": "Congrats to @racing_raven for winning her heat now go do the same in the feature! Good luck!"} +{"tweet": "To bad there's nothing going on tonight."} +{"tweet": "@BasedArab I thought it was dental care by owl city?!"} +{"tweet": "@MaaddieRix @NicoleeKat @juliabusiere or Matt can"} +{"tweet": "the last episode always chokes me up.. but OMG that ending with Lauren made me so happy, I love her and Brody forever #RetroMTV #TheHills"} +{"tweet": "Need to study for chem. but I'm so tired \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "So content with life right now. No complaints."} +{"tweet": "@wrongsideofpond let's also keep in mind things aren't static, US soccer is still coalescing"} +{"tweet": "I love you a lot, I really think we've got a shot"} +{"tweet": "Realizing your future is somebody's past."} +{"tweet": "@abby0radd better really think the tattoo through b4 you do it. It's perminate ha."} +{"tweet": "ed feverishly, #searching for a solution."} +{"tweet": "Trust..."} +{"tweet": "@kratochvil_a we going?"} +{"tweet": "@KylieKoranda you guys are allowed now I asked"} +{"tweet": "Seeing my surgeon once again\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "Work LITERALLY ruins my life. #hopefullyquittingsoon"} +{"tweet": "Finishing up Dexter tonight. Suspense up the ass."} +{"tweet": "Dont let someone bring you to a low place, God is always with you!! #amen"} +{"tweet": "@Nike_Air_Breezy Saturday I might be able to tho."} +{"tweet": "@devopoker this is scary. And sad."} +{"tweet": "@jberb17 @shesgone_AWAL we haven't gotten there yet! Maybe tonight \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "Mr royal will be my side kick all weekend #funinthesun"} +{"tweet": "I haven't gotten a tattoo since 2011, it's time for a new addition"} +{"tweet": "so you can come home any day now"} +{"tweet": "@joshuamtaylor Not a chance lol"} +{"tweet": "Time to go to bed after a fun night #BringInSummer"} +{"tweet": "@hayleee69 when are you moving to qby? :( #sooooon?"} +{"tweet": "Why are me and Sara perfect roommates ?"} +{"tweet": "@C_Foust because someone was in mine!"} +{"tweet": "I'm going Bobby Boucher for fantasy football this year #UOENO"} +{"tweet": "What if God was one of us?"} +{"tweet": "If anyone wants to help Chelly clean and pack some stuff tonight your help would be greatly appreciated #needmotivation"} +{"tweet": "@JuliaxTown hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "@lolofoshosho my little guy was waiting in the window this morning too! Too much"} +{"tweet": "Jim beam for dayz"} +{"tweet": "mad and sad 24/7"} +{"tweet": "@HannahLenee_ hahaha this calls for a picture #sleepyface"} +{"tweet": "Oh my bajeebers ... Yes \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@LJRiles4 You can pay me after the game"} +{"tweet": ".. Others.. Well, they can give two shits whether you go or stay.. You've lived a hard life.. You choose a hard life. The Military life..."} +{"tweet": "Awesome."} +{"tweet": "I don't wanna get up"} +{"tweet": "@Bradtturner how much you want for it?!"} +{"tweet": "Life has never given me lemons"} +{"tweet": "Impressive goal by the Bruins."} +{"tweet": "My husband with the dog #ridiculous #spoiled"} +{"tweet": "good hangs tonight"} +{"tweet": "I cannot wait to go home and eat..."} +{"tweet": "Put tanning oil on in hopes of becoming burnt because it'll be the most color I've gotten all summer"} +{"tweet": "Anybody want to hangout today?\\ud83d\\udc25"} +{"tweet": "Victoria Azarenka looks horrible. Lol. Basic ass dress looks like it's from forever 21. She has beautiful hair though?"} +{"tweet": "Am I the only one who thinks drakes 2 new songs are trash? Yea? Alright"} +{"tweet": "Just beat @samlayden18 with a game winning drive by Matt Hassleback. #nbd"} +{"tweet": "@weathersoBRIzy @harringtonc0943 us three bri my house next weekend"} +{"tweet": "The biggest downfall of chips is you can't just eat one serving."} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph ENE. Barometer 29.905 in, Falling. Temperature 69.8 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 78%"} +{"tweet": "Having feelings for a person who doesn't feel the same way back is the worst"} +{"tweet": "Fuck this Pizza Hut line seriously"} +{"tweet": "Everyone at work is in a bad mood lol"} +{"tweet": "@A_Oss1229 I leave Friday move in time is 130 to 3!"} +{"tweet": "It's really hard to stay positive right now and not think the worst!"} +{"tweet": "\\Sittin' here waitin' on a deer, \\ndrinkin' beer,\\n and wastin' bullets.\\\"\\n#LukeBryan \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18\""} +{"tweet": "I want a guy with Blake Shelton's personality."} +{"tweet": "I'm a bit angry with the fact that our school did nothing to recognize 9/11."} +{"tweet": "I'm watching bad boys for the first time ever.."} +{"tweet": "Thank goodness. #wvu"} +{"tweet": "learning proper ways to cough in AP biology today. this will definitely help with the AP exam. #whatisthis"} +{"tweet": "Showaaaa flow \\ud83d\\udec0\\ud83d\\udebf"} +{"tweet": "@TheMrAssmann Thought so"} +{"tweet": "@ylime41 she tweeted it!"} +{"tweet": "@dkthomas17 It kills me!! People know she's beautiful. Just jealous I guess"} +{"tweet": "@Evitaax3 thank you\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@chance_younker @DevinBaker4 that sounds badass"} +{"tweet": "Good to know now leave me alone \\ud83d\\udc4b"} +{"tweet": "@JacobWedderburn I didn't even find out till today I was camping phone was dead & shit didn't getta watch lol"} +{"tweet": "@LILDASH_40 she's doing good she's just super Sore! Thanks for checking!"} +{"tweet": "Obsessed with dying my hair"} +{"tweet": "Despite unintentionally being a duck to rick tonight has been actually perfect :)"} +{"tweet": "This headache <<<"} +{"tweet": "Bed rock and pillow jam time"} +{"tweet": "God's graciousness will allow him to cross."} +{"tweet": "Whoa...I didn't not tweet that...."} +{"tweet": "Felt great to get back on the slopes"} +{"tweet": "To the lady at the gas pump next to mine, I think it's time to take the Rudolph decorations off of your car.."} +{"tweet": "A positive mindset and having confidence in yourself is the foundation to being successful. No matter the talent."} +{"tweet": "@drewmdarling seriously... Blows my mind"} +{"tweet": "That's kind of annoying"} +{"tweet": "Stop crying you're in Disney world"} +{"tweet": "The only texts I got this weekend were from @WhiteGirl_94"} +{"tweet": "We're trying to reach our next milestone of 500 likes. Please share this page with your friends and their friends."} +{"tweet": "I hit rock bottom at least 3 times a month \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude2a"} +{"tweet": "@caitlinrizza GET ONE FOR THE FRONT WINDOW"} +{"tweet": "Ray's Place \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "#ImHighSchool your biggest enemy in middle school will more than likely end up being your best friend."} +{"tweet": "Gotta get ready for my games, soo soo tired."} +{"tweet": "I don't even know how to describe to you in a tweet what this lady is wearing. She reminds me of professor Trelawny from Harry Potter."} +{"tweet": "Running the hallways after leg day is so fun. #ShitNobodySays"} +{"tweet": "@ChiefOpe lol...some funny stuff. Thnx"} +{"tweet": "@Eric_Quam i coulda told you that..."} +{"tweet": "Awkward."} +{"tweet": "Hmmmm....!"} +{"tweet": "Shakera too childish \\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "yes dear"} +{"tweet": "@jecorey_fields As long as the dashboard is clean..."} +{"tweet": "@ReppardP indeed!!!"} +{"tweet": "Oh my god those holds were so obvious on the replays"} +{"tweet": "I know I'll make it because God won't make a mountain I can't climb"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealJoel0 yea I would appreciate that! They are dead stock with original receipt"} +{"tweet": "@c_scotch I love you. \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@ImStupid_Ito Damn! How does that even happen?!"} +{"tweet": "Watching the 1984 NBA allstar game, if basketball was still like this I'd watch a lot more of it #fundamentals"} +{"tweet": "@mariluz29335004 \\nYour welcome. \\nThank you."} +{"tweet": "I took a nap at 6 & just woke up. But I'm still falling asleep right now \\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "I really wanna know what I got on my finals #putemup"} +{"tweet": "Last political tweet... With that being said, GO BUCKS!"} +{"tweet": "@nottjmiller WOLVERINE CLAWS! I'm gonna rape you to shreds (;"} +{"tweet": "headin to Devils, Jackets tonight at the Rock"} +{"tweet": "#GoIrish"} +{"tweet": "@macilouwho Where is it. What time does it close?"} +{"tweet": "@KylieGrabau again?"} +{"tweet": "@COLINBAZZANO why hasn't twitter created an 'edit tweet' option yet"} +{"tweet": "god people are so fucking annoying"} +{"tweet": "@AbbyOstrowski @grantmurray00 wow sounds familiar.... #hmm #murray?"} +{"tweet": "Bad day- make a gratitude list and think twice!"} +{"tweet": "@SAM___JOHN they deserved to lose"} +{"tweet": "@beckycasanova awesome #GoBlue"} +{"tweet": "I'm so pissed that the money isn't on the card yet. \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "NICE HAT RGIII"} +{"tweet": "I just laughed out loud"} +{"tweet": "Overwhelmed to the max with school"} +{"tweet": "Great game wings! Little late, I know."} +{"tweet": "I love you @JuicyJ0hns0n \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry to anyone who hates me or just completely doesn't want anything to do with me. I'm sorry if someone thinks I'm full of myself I'm"} +{"tweet": "Tonight come hang out at 5th St with @gregmcgowan @joskater @_ChrisThompson_ and I, because we're awesome and you have nothing better to do."} +{"tweet": "Not bowling with @efrye97 is fun cuz I'm not her \\main\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@swaggamasta_ \\ud83d\\ude0d I don't see you..."} +{"tweet": "I need a vacation away from the world."} +{"tweet": "@addysonblock @GameStaysHype \\nDONE."} +{"tweet": "I'm officially pissed off for the night."} +{"tweet": "Never mow the lawn barefoot, unless you want your feet stained green.\\ud83d\\udc63 #SummerProbs"} +{"tweet": "He was high on intellectualism, I've never been there but the brochure looks nice \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "No plans for the weekend\\nAnd if I do have plans\\nThey never workout \\nAnd Amanda's at her dads this weekend so fml"} +{"tweet": "Just tried to sync my phone now i have no cantacts? Whyyyyyyuuyuuyyyy"} +{"tweet": "Amazing draft."} +{"tweet": "@Keimdog39 hahaha it was!"} +{"tweet": "@AustinMahone I just died came back to life and died again then came back to life. Hahah. That picture is cute tho\\ud83d\\udc4c\\u2764\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I love late night @zachbraff"} +{"tweet": "@hockey0197 welcome babe."} +{"tweet": "Amazes me how the ladies doing my nails whisper so quietly and someone across the room answers them. #what"} +{"tweet": "If anything could ever feel this real forever. If anything could ever be this good again.. \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@cr0driguezz how am I clever? You are the one who said it!"} +{"tweet": "@SMarchio @KrispyFlow17 @seandurs whatever I get you for your gift will be dipped in lean"} +{"tweet": "Why do I have such a serious shopping problem #addicted"} +{"tweet": "@AaronEPotter Yep. Was wondering if you had the 2012 faces as a playlist on there. I usually use Spotify for music during the commute."} +{"tweet": "I shouldn't of eaten... Eating in the morning makes me so anxious \\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "People can't do something themselves, they want to tell you can't do it, you want something, go get it period."} +{"tweet": "@kayliehays well good. I like a challenge."} +{"tweet": "I love you and that's all I really know \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "Shots fired here we go!!"} +{"tweet": "@CunninghamQuinn I think our fights made us realize how we both really are. fights just gotta happen sometimes. you're fine bro."} +{"tweet": "143 I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS DONT EVER CALL ME OR TEXT ME AGAIN.. oh wait you can't text me anymore! Love you fucker \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I hope you feel terrible about yourself #devilchild"} +{"tweet": "@MadiRoach hey girl you make me wanna write a song...\\ud83c\\udfb6 haha but it's ok\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "It's confuses me why our friend group is talking shit about each other literally all the time now"} +{"tweet": "I don't know why I even try"} +{"tweet": "Oh thursday..... Where are you!? #SpringBreak"} +{"tweet": "Isn't"} +{"tweet": "@taewilson3 it's a plan than"} +{"tweet": "No fear. Waves are washing me out."} +{"tweet": "@CyrustheGreat_ is it terrible I'm laughing?"} +{"tweet": "@hoIygrail @islikegod srsly best thing ever"} +{"tweet": "Your just jealous!!"} +{"tweet": "@Brooklyn_payge why aren't you going to prom?"} +{"tweet": "I want. Coffee. And country fried steak."} +{"tweet": "Who will be the #NHLs Jeremy Lin? The phenom that sparks interest and hastens people to forget about the lockout?"} +{"tweet": "@BrennanComiskey \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealNiaMoore who cares! You're fabulous!"} +{"tweet": "@kaitlyn854 @The_Dopest_513 they are so ugly.."} +{"tweet": "That time I'm the happiest I've been since I was 17. That's really freaking cool. \\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I don't think I'm gonna get to 400"} +{"tweet": "You are all washed up and fucking pathetic."} +{"tweet": "@sarahmcclain124 oh wah"} +{"tweet": "@meloneill_ @ciaracasey_ be right there"} +{"tweet": "@jeff_cannova COME ON"} +{"tweet": "@Inhale_shit definitely"} +{"tweet": "Can't control feelings"} +{"tweet": "I haven't done anything in GTAV yet except drive horribly and fail evading the police."} +{"tweet": "I miss my air conditioning :("} +{"tweet": "My standards have skyrocketed over the last hour."} +{"tweet": "@clairejazzlyn #merica"} +{"tweet": "I don't care about catons wild theories."} +{"tweet": "\\You don't have to tell me Ohio is pretty ghetto. I grew up going to the owners box at Jacobs field.\\\" Best quote ever\""} +{"tweet": "I love everyone who isn't rude to me or my friends tbh"} +{"tweet": "City and Colour. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude33 To last night."} +{"tweet": "@leahstaley @TZ_BooBoo raccoons Leah!"} +{"tweet": "Carrie underwood told her husband to stop hunting and using guns, if she was my wife id be leaving quicker than a southbound train"} +{"tweet": "One of those nights where I just wanna break down and cry"} +{"tweet": "That awful moment when hope gives up and acceptance sets in. #resigned"} +{"tweet": "@DDeCuffa @Bach_Zrown Dakota you toooo?!?!"} +{"tweet": "To study or not to study that is the question"} +{"tweet": "@Katie_Walter14 and she actually drove in the snow to your house?!?"} +{"tweet": "@DRICH_26 not sure what happened 2nd half yesterday , I hope everything's ok. Keep your head up !!"} +{"tweet": "Mr.Hatcher:What's wrong with you, do you smoke funny stuff before you go to class? You laughed all period last time I had you in class.- Lol"} +{"tweet": "I just love group projects! #snos"} +{"tweet": "Just gave a speech on plan b lol #nailedit"} +{"tweet": "I'm very happy. Very good night."} +{"tweet": "The more I try not to care to much it's kinda hard when you're the only person I talk to 24/7"} +{"tweet": "@Goofy_Mongo is hot oops"} +{"tweet": "@vahhjanet olive you more baby! \\u263a\\ufe0f we need to see each other more often!!"} +{"tweet": "Is that booing I hear while lady gaga was performing..?"} +{"tweet": "@natandalex listening to your guys old stuff from Naked Brothers Band and now you're all grown up \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Why can't loiter squad be on every night ?! \\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander."} +{"tweet": "Check fridge. Nothing. Check pantry. Nothing. Check fridge again, nope still nothing...Every. Single. Day."} +{"tweet": "my baby toe is growing up @xotorimillmanxo"} +{"tweet": "if you could get in one full sentence while on the phone with my mom, I'll give you 1 million dollars."} +{"tweet": "Uh"} +{"tweet": "Bad Teacher is on \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "It's rare when she actually wants to cuddle, so when she does I definitely enjoy it."} +{"tweet": "@TyShipTheGreat where!?"} +{"tweet": "@CauseWereGuys lochte"} +{"tweet": "Lets Go USA!!!!\\ud83c\\uddfa\\ud83c\\uddf8"} +{"tweet": "I have literally lived off of Ibuprofen and Sprite this week. #sickproblems"} +{"tweet": "@Patches_68 nicely done with Matt's twitter! But I would of changed his twitter picture as well! #wordtothewise! #JustAThought"} +{"tweet": "My foot is killing me /:"} +{"tweet": "@WhitneyLynn27 Cheer up! Better be ready to play tomorrow\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I feel like over the past few hours I've gotten to know @avanslooten on a whole new level. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "nice avi @ariannaseaver_ \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\udc6f\\ud83d\\udca5\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna post up with my boys on a beach in Jamaica"} +{"tweet": "I'm in such a terrible mood"} +{"tweet": "@X_Mark_the_Sp0t fair enough , but on a serious note focus on Friday got a big game kid"} +{"tweet": "Lol snap chatting Sara is the highlight of my day every day .. Thank God she has an iPhone again \\u261d"} +{"tweet": "@Das_Nubb @ariellezienta I wanna get a table with the tap in it."} +{"tweet": "@NikWallenda awesome!!!! Thank God you're safe now!!!!"} +{"tweet": "The East. By no means a perfect film, but even in its flaws I find myself thinking over the implications over and over again"} +{"tweet": "British accents. Especially Ed Sheerans"} +{"tweet": "how to people get so tan. I look like a ghost still #pale"} +{"tweet": "I don't know if I wanna depend on more than that"} +{"tweet": "I went through a phase when I did \\fun spontaneous things\\\" and let me tell ya it's not as good as sitting at home watching Netflix\""} +{"tweet": "@nicolee623 you ate all the Nutella, Seth's pissed.................... \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@_sugarella we're still getting married bb. You'll be my only wife until the end \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Fuck it I'm gonna do something fun today!"} +{"tweet": "If I get one more candy crush I'm gonna hit Tj @TOMandGERALD #needstostop #bored"} +{"tweet": "I'm just really lonely right now. Someone should come over and keep me company"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to goto gym next hour. @Bjbilljohnson and @KaylaaRosee__"} +{"tweet": "@ImHedgi @ameliazing hahaha Charlotte you're the best!"} +{"tweet": "If you take pics in any military uniform & it's not being properly worn, take it the hell off. That's disrespectful! \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "@taylllorxo why did you have to do this \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "You're like an addiction"} +{"tweet": "@bla_8 i like it because Taylor Swift is in it."} +{"tweet": "Definitely the first time I've seen a bus with Arabic written on the side of it"} +{"tweet": "@xPeytonn23x I know and thank you \\u263a\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@samdangelo_ i dont want to do this"} +{"tweet": "@MacDawg2013 hahaha thank you!"} +{"tweet": "I hate Zach"} +{"tweet": "Remember when Alexa said the f word in front of Mr. Koch"} +{"tweet": "@XNicoleAnistonX Of course!"} +{"tweet": "Dangit.."} +{"tweet": "I really need a good nights sleep"} +{"tweet": "This is ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "@dingerfan he did"} +{"tweet": "What's your deal anyway?? #getlost"} +{"tweet": "Need to book my flight to Florida. And book my hotel for Pittsburgh! #todolist"} +{"tweet": "Finally off to Cuba \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "and maybe we're meant to lose the ones we love, but I'll fight for you till then"} +{"tweet": "I've been sober for two weeks. \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Ryan Succup \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@Shanrockshake_7 I want one. I would name is lolli pop."} +{"tweet": "@raccchel13 what the heck did I do..\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "When a flat tire ruins your first day of hunting #fuckthis"} +{"tweet": "It's going to be such a beautiful day :)))"} +{"tweet": "@LovelyEllis16 you can't be serious ?"} +{"tweet": "@JakeLenkie22 makes you wonder where this Mets team has been all year right?"} +{"tweet": "@travis_gragg how was his driving?"} +{"tweet": "I'm sad, all the time. It gets old."} +{"tweet": "11:11 <3"} +{"tweet": "@TheFakeDJBraun grow up"} +{"tweet": "Idk maybe I'll try something cute but I don't have the balls so it'll probably just be annoying & awkward idk fuck"} +{"tweet": "Jimmy I'm so sorry I want you back"} +{"tweet": "These heated seats in moms car are coming in clutch"} +{"tweet": "My dad, after 3 beers in 10 minutes, just spilled beer all over the table then knocked a whole bag of chips to the floor. Priceless"} +{"tweet": "Like I seriously talk to maybe 6 people in my grade... And I am completely fine with it \\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "I don't ever really even think about being a virgin. I guess at this point I just don't give a fuck....literally"} +{"tweet": "@mlovexx7 They were out of pomegranate D: I almost cried."} +{"tweet": "#20FactsAbouMyBestFriend whenever we have vent sessions they last foreveeeer"} +{"tweet": "I have the biggest migraine ever. Maybe sleeping through this math class is a good idea... \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Ran two miles without stopping. Pretty proud of myself. Never done that before."} +{"tweet": "I really can't understand how anyone could like Taylor Swifts music? I'm honestly amazed at all her fans, they must see something I don't."} +{"tweet": "Hot baths>>>"} +{"tweet": "Any one got snap chat? Add me oskisg_54"} +{"tweet": "@SamRobinson7_ @dkaamm @judydoyle I got a good giggle out of it"} +{"tweet": "@5SOS maybe you should stay & just let me join"} +{"tweet": "This final project stuff is ridiculous."} +{"tweet": "Jason Segal in freaks and geeks is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. Marry me"} +{"tweet": "@SaraBeraFoFerra is the new season on!?"} +{"tweet": "@JoyLSvoboda wish I was going"} +{"tweet": "After 3 AM and I just can't sleep whatsoever."} +{"tweet": "Boners."} +{"tweet": "If you think a subtweet is about you, it probably is hahaha"} +{"tweet": "FINALLY off work!"} +{"tweet": "You piss me off more then you should.."} +{"tweet": "in #battlefront when a stormtrooper would say \\i hear something\\\" in the middle of a huge battle @_campyy @tylerflockton\""} +{"tweet": "Fuck my life"} +{"tweet": "You're perfect, and you will be mine"} +{"tweet": "If you're gonna talk shit don't do it right across the fucking classroom where I can hear you. \\n\\nSay it to my face."} +{"tweet": "@gabe68496323 so then why are you going to rad"} +{"tweet": "@44M44M44 thanks mason!\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "fuck"} +{"tweet": "@BrennanNolting @niknak203 @emily_rini I may try to get in a some GoW3..its been awhile since I've played"} +{"tweet": "@NBFDfirefighter I hate you for leaving early bitch :)"} +{"tweet": "I hate when you're in bed and you're either freezing your ass off or melting from the heat. There is no happy medium"} +{"tweet": "I hate everything about you"} +{"tweet": "We're going to be in class in 10 minutes"} +{"tweet": "I'll never understand why it feels so good when someone plays with my hair\\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "@IvanaNujic first hour everyday sets up each day for a terrible day #thatclassSUCKS"} +{"tweet": "I'm so scared"} +{"tweet": "@jordan_rae07 I'll put a picture up when I can take the bandages off!"} +{"tweet": "@h_kop11 I trust my drunk driving over your sober driving... #awk"} +{"tweet": "@WibiJammin did you go back to Duluth yet..?"} +{"tweet": "@SimplyBelieve_1 well now I am a whole diffrent story! Lol"} +{"tweet": "@lisabernard2 that was the BEST burg of your life #bitch"} +{"tweet": "I have such a bad headache, I could literally just ball my eyes out for hours"} +{"tweet": "@nvisse omg literally ending your life tonight"} +{"tweet": "Wow a car just slid in front of the bus I'm on wtf it's icey!"} +{"tweet": "Did not see that coming !"} +{"tweet": "When it comes to my story on snapchat, you have 2 seconds to impress me or I don't bother watching the rest."} +{"tweet": "@skyyvum hahahahaha janette and I are dying"} +{"tweet": "Back to the burgh."} +{"tweet": "@jeepguyTO I love it!! @OutJake @IronChefEmmitt @GayNarcissist @BoarSlayer45"} +{"tweet": "All my BIGS competitors have been on my mind all day! Bet you're making us proud! @Supah_Sarah @JFWroblewskiIII @TheTrewth36 @jfeliciano95"} +{"tweet": "Hello to one and all. Been out of touch due to dealing with neuropathy in my legs - very painful. Has anyone experienced this?"} +{"tweet": "Successfully drove myself home from Naperville. I think that calls for a drink. \\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "Those refs are fucking colts so hard right now."} +{"tweet": "@crogers77 i can't friggen wait to see you"} +{"tweet": "Give me that weird look again dude and ill throw my orange juice in your face"} +{"tweet": "I have staring contests with Chris' cats and I always win \\ud83d\\ude3c"} +{"tweet": "#soon"} +{"tweet": "You let me down."} +{"tweet": "Next one."} +{"tweet": "my school is so stupid like why worry about who leaves campus for lunch over a bunch of kids smoking right next to the school"} +{"tweet": "This is the worst post tournament exhaustion I've ever had. This years #GMUPatriotGames HANGIVER had been profound. #FallingAsleepALot"} +{"tweet": "People change, memories don't"} +{"tweet": "Going to be an aunt again! Crossing my fingers for a niece :) #excited"} +{"tweet": "@VI_CPARIS no surprise there"} +{"tweet": "dang. I need to go to bed."} +{"tweet": "Commercials are so annoying"} +{"tweet": "What if they just shut the lights out? So caught up in a digital world, what happens now?"} +{"tweet": "Am I the only one who is trying to become fit?"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to tell me why there's an episode of Sesame Street called Leela's Cell Phone Obsession"} +{"tweet": "@dancerbabyy23 oh okay good take @AshleyMarie9820 with you too"} +{"tweet": "I'm that Donald Trump shit."} +{"tweet": "Hoping this isn't how it ends"} +{"tweet": "Still haven't gotten \\The Talk\\\" yet. @andyskyta you're my brother after all, Are you willing to?\""} +{"tweet": "I'm so boredddddd"} +{"tweet": "3 Super Bowl trophies 3 World Series series a stanly cup and a nba championship #dominance"} +{"tweet": "@JF5x CONCUSSION? Hope you have a speedy recovery! @Vikings"} +{"tweet": "I can already see someone using my phone that shouldn't and them popping up. Preparing myself for that awkwardness. #NotMomPlz"} +{"tweet": "Stefan is the sweetest boy ever"} +{"tweet": "@dannywood my goodness. They are growing up so fast & getting more gorgeous every day!!!"} +{"tweet": "How could you do that?"} +{"tweet": "single bells\\nsingle bells\\nsingle all the way\\noh what fun it is to ride\\nnothing because i'm single"} +{"tweet": "Just got my phone back had 15 texts, truly means a lot guys"} +{"tweet": "Why does school exist."} +{"tweet": "Holy crap it's suppose to be 19 degrees & snowing on Friday..\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u26c4\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I can always count on @Mike_Cataloni love ya"} +{"tweet": "If I fail my exams Friday it will be justified because it's Friday the 13th #validexcuse #superstitious"} +{"tweet": "@davenevel Sweet! I was just over there this afternoon!"} +{"tweet": "On the plus side, no school for me tomorrow. Thank youuuu OSS!"} +{"tweet": "Gun laws will not let us get a background check, then find the gun we want to purchase, it will be a check for each gun,& cost on each one."} +{"tweet": "Daylight savings is one of Jazz's favorite times of the year #fact"} +{"tweet": "More shootings in pursuit of the 2nd suspect. Boston is crazy land tonight"} +{"tweet": "When you sit down to watch tv and the remotes across the room<<<<"} +{"tweet": "In my natural habitat. Eating pizza."} +{"tweet": "I don't understand why people tan in tanning beds during the summer when you can just go outside."} +{"tweet": "@KatPenfold Thank you very much for answering it meant alot....... THANLS"} +{"tweet": "@DianaLavery freaking love her"} +{"tweet": "Only if for a night."} +{"tweet": "And I would @ your ass , but you don't have a twitter #leaighmilligan #dumbcumt"} +{"tweet": "Haircuts are the best"} +{"tweet": "Cole Mcvey"} +{"tweet": "Don't you worry child."} +{"tweet": "forever wearing western clothes #futurebronco \\ud83d\\ude1d\\ud83d\\udc34\\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "@maya_banks can't wait to purchase burn!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Hanson_16 @konrad_md I miss you and Michael okay?!"} +{"tweet": "It's almost been 2 years since my little brother passed away #emotionaltweet RIP"} +{"tweet": "Last hour of the day \\ud83d\\udc4d #MyFav"} +{"tweet": "@young_boyce not scared just in pain lol"} +{"tweet": "When she told police where the car was an the pulled it out, they found the two little boys holding hands."} +{"tweet": "Just slept a solid 12 hours and I still feel tired \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "@MJKyle2 ignorant judgment call considering he hasn't played in an NBA game yet and its a picture of him guarding him not a big deal"} +{"tweet": "Awko taco"} +{"tweet": "@MyKSR1 both penalties were questionable?"} +{"tweet": "There's a bigger chance of me losing you, then you losing me & that scares me"} +{"tweet": "I even label 10 things at once"} +{"tweet": "No need to say shit about me, I don't even associate myself with his name... Or yours."} +{"tweet": "8 am workout."} +{"tweet": "@that_boy_steve @TheHoonigans no doubt...Florida here we come"} +{"tweet": "Beautiful. Just absolutely perfect. #BreakingBad"} +{"tweet": "I'm going with my grandpa today\\ud83d\\ude0f #noschool #takeyourkidtowork"} +{"tweet": "@billjohnsonBJM @joshuamanns We can agree with God, but we are not called to judge in any capacity."} +{"tweet": "I honestly don't remember the last time I went 3 days without working out"} +{"tweet": "Making a citizens arrest"} +{"tweet": "I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend"} +{"tweet": "4 additional Ladder Companies over the 6th alarm if I heard that correct"} +{"tweet": "Well goodnight \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "I grip the mic like a killa grips a knife and sticks it twice quick like shivs is in prison life"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware. #lionking"} +{"tweet": "@Nicky_Nickster It's a good day to be lazy"} +{"tweet": "I freaking love subway #addict \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83c\\udf45\\ud83c\\udf5e"} +{"tweet": "This sucks. \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "Sitting on the back of a tailgate all night #hashtag"} +{"tweet": "Today is defiantly a day for a Game of Thrones marathon."} +{"tweet": "@shannonfoley22 did you get one?!"} +{"tweet": "@AH_Mike Poor Trent"} +{"tweet": "@AmericanIdol I was just thinking that!"} +{"tweet": "go away snow"} +{"tweet": "Weigh ins on Fuel are different. Its like the UFC and VH1 had a little pop up video-mma baby"} +{"tweet": "Only I would cancel plans just to sit at home and be on my phone all night. #loserstatus"} +{"tweet": "@tevinjansen24 fuck you two tevin"} +{"tweet": "well. Last night was something."} +{"tweet": "@banurr anyone find my wallet?"} +{"tweet": "Seeing your friend in Niantic just reminded me of you. And made me sad again. Cool."} +{"tweet": "@KewwyBoeck thanks, I hope so!:)"} +{"tweet": "What are all these people doing at the REC? You don't even go here"} +{"tweet": "@hoesayflores thats why ur bones are so strong nd ur so buff<3 lol"} +{"tweet": "I need stability in my life and obviously I'm not going to get that from someone who can't even do that for themselves."} +{"tweet": "@stevinn_ no one likes you"} +{"tweet": "yay I work til 530 and I feel like I'm being pummeled in my ovaries. #Dying"} +{"tweet": "I look at my Aunt and literally see myself in 10 years. Everyone that knows my aunt knows that It's not a good thing"} +{"tweet": "Someone come with me to renew my license"} +{"tweet": "I want a puppy!"} +{"tweet": "Lay it out for me\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Haha and I don't notice things? Better think twice next time"} +{"tweet": "@Brooke_J15 yeah i know you didn't! And ill probably work the last 3 weeks, maybe just the last 2 ."} +{"tweet": "Your blue might be gray, your less might be more Your window to the world might be your own front door."} +{"tweet": "My day has been absolute chaos, but learning lots! Yay! I now know how to administer Cisco wireless access points and locate via DNS/DHCP!"} +{"tweet": "Its hard when you have to pick between your parents."} +{"tweet": "you know what I would love, my room to stay clean for more than 24 hours, but that becomes pretty impossible."} +{"tweet": "it feels like yesterday...I miss it :( but I am so glad that I get to be with my yellow fellow everyday"} +{"tweet": "G'night twitter. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@Faylacluke totally know who this is about. Lol"} +{"tweet": "it was a point! everybody makes mistakes. grow up."} +{"tweet": "I feel like crap \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude37 #sicklife"} +{"tweet": "@MarereLynne I want it!!!!!!! And oh god."} +{"tweet": "I need to go for a drive.."} +{"tweet": "@gabyrose_12 @TwistaB22 @Sahara_D25 giiiiirl I'm still here!!! Working my butt offfff. We decided we're making steaks the first night back!!"} +{"tweet": "Its hot as fuck in my house!"} +{"tweet": "#ahs"} +{"tweet": "Should I get on Xbox lol"} +{"tweet": "Regardless of what time I go to bed I am always waking up before 8. Is this a sign I'm getting old?"} +{"tweet": "SARAH SAW MY LOVE IN PRENTICE. \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d can we just meet already. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@ayecaitlin_ no clue someone tweeted that so I was like whaaat!!"} +{"tweet": "@CoreyDolan_ football one"} +{"tweet": "Wheres your deloran?"} +{"tweet": "@NickVanEck yeah dude, college student councils are well funded. Bigger schools get more too, like western had Kid Cudi come 2 years ago."} +{"tweet": "@MaddisonMarie_ the answer is always yes. #sundayfunday"} +{"tweet": "I actually like Johnny Manziel except for when they play Bama."} +{"tweet": "Fuck everyone and all of your couches"} +{"tweet": "I feel a change in the whether. #notatypo"} +{"tweet": "@Brenda_Marilin hermosa"} +{"tweet": "I cannot wait for this weekend, EST Fest and Cedar Point \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@rgough004 @miles_teller @sethrogen @kingjames can @Kaepernick7 come?"} +{"tweet": "Let me tell you how much I love my tan team. @_LadyBean @lissa_rescigno"} +{"tweet": "I'm obsessed with criminal minds \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@CTalley_ good go back to bed"} +{"tweet": "I'm so annoyed."} +{"tweet": "Feeling kind of weird today \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "Well.... Looks like I have time for a nap before work. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I am very disappointed in Zac Efron #disappointed #stupid"} +{"tweet": "So excited to pass the Philanthropy chair torch to @EmilieBrossoit_ !! I already know you are going to do wonders \\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I want my screen protector to come in."} +{"tweet": "@TyniaGoldensoph FUCKING RUDE"} +{"tweet": "@kyliemariee3 hahahah I keep forgetting to ask! I have tomorrow off but I'll ask Tuesday, omg text me"} +{"tweet": "You're #prevtweet"} +{"tweet": "@K_loweee1 okay, as soon as I have details I will let you know. I am DM\\u2019ing you my cell #..text me yours"} +{"tweet": "Forever wishing I didn't feel sick all the time."} +{"tweet": "Shut your pretty mouth and let just go away. Foreverrrrrr"} +{"tweet": "You're colder than winter"} +{"tweet": "It's a dinner & movie kinda night with Nathan\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@raver_josie I know who this is about. :) Text me."} +{"tweet": "Tripped at practice #dumbass"} +{"tweet": "@RMills51 stop with the running commentary!"} +{"tweet": "@QuincyThaKid @mymainenigga did you guys spar"} +{"tweet": "@nicdisalvo where you been #why"} +{"tweet": "@ZaneIsaac17 hold on"} +{"tweet": "Always something isn't there ?"} +{"tweet": "@TriJWS3 absolutely was!"} +{"tweet": "@Kreuschy21 @tee_sage you're twin apparently..."} +{"tweet": "I don't care if you're offended"} +{"tweet": "Watching it rain from my aunts kitchen table out the slammin screen door :) #calming"} +{"tweet": "@ryantfle that's right"} +{"tweet": "Just remembered that I still have @murnathierry's cd's in my car... This is gonna be an interesting drive to school..."} +{"tweet": "Jake said B #Liar"} +{"tweet": "I'm telling you god has a plan, and it's great. never felt closer to him in my life. #blessed"} +{"tweet": "My mom just told me the itinerary for Christmas activities. No. Just no."} +{"tweet": "Today is a year. Still missing you. #teamwilliams"} +{"tweet": "@MattyMoco25 come on over to the west side. It's our year. I wouldn't have said that 2 hours ago, but I will now."} +{"tweet": "Your moreeeeee then a lover"} +{"tweet": "@JacobRamey1 And has had the best defense for 2 years now and in the past. What makes him not qualified for the NFL?"} +{"tweet": "feel like im gonna get replaced"} +{"tweet": "@Juan_Matute mine only had capital investments and now need some maintenance. May hit up the transit museum this weekend to get a new pair"} +{"tweet": "Feelin kinda betrayed at the moment by this higher being."} +{"tweet": "Somewhere Rasheed is just screaming BALL DON\\u2019T LIE!"} +{"tweet": "Tigers game Friday #hurryup #gotigers"} +{"tweet": "@Dobsonjess22 of course"} +{"tweet": "Bonus kisses are the best."} +{"tweet": "@emilysaunders00 Atleast mine were good subtweets? Haha"} +{"tweet": "@JuliaStaud heard that"} +{"tweet": "The hot fudge exploded on some guy so he looks at me and says \\I got hot fudge on my muscles.. Now I guess someone has to lick it off\\\" #Oh\""} +{"tweet": "I just want to be the man that one day you would be proud to call yours...."} +{"tweet": "HANNAH JUST PANTSED ME IN THE KROGER PARKING LOT"} +{"tweet": "It's been a great day. It's always good to see my parents."} +{"tweet": "My bun looks kick ass. Just fyi."} +{"tweet": "Finally able to sing-a-long to the country music at work. >>>>> #smallvictories"} +{"tweet": "Video droppin today. #FEVERPITCH"} +{"tweet": "#not tired and #not ready for school tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@kaiitlynaiello okay sounds good\\ud83d\\udc4d what's the set schedule?"} +{"tweet": "#MarchMadness...best time of the year \\ud83c\\udfc0"} +{"tweet": "@MrEliiii damn it! Howd you know? I thought I did it fast enough and replied fast enough no one would notice. How the hell did you??"} +{"tweet": "See ya later, Dallas"} +{"tweet": "Goodbye and good riddance Aceves @PeteAbe @PeteAbe: This is interesting. Daniel Bard returning to #RedSox tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "Last week of school...one happy mom"} +{"tweet": "@Finding_Alyssa @WithoutA_Trace_ Those sound like fighting words :o"} +{"tweet": "@kaitlynsimpson_ oh okay thanks lol"} +{"tweet": "@jkidd0404 @Jeshua_Boggs @moore_of_kollin I want to soo bad so I'm a maybe"} +{"tweet": "Nothing can ever go right"} +{"tweet": "#CrushDavis #HomeRunDerby"} +{"tweet": "I need to be best friends with Kiley Jenner."} +{"tweet": "@PhilEsguerra \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Uhhh! That's so bullshit."} +{"tweet": "a hey would've been nice.. actually anything would've been nice tonight.."} +{"tweet": "@ColletteeeA @Travincredible @Big_Red1776 Collette didn't I tell you to stop using that stuff..."} +{"tweet": "All you ever did was wreck me.."} +{"tweet": "#YouGainPointsIf you use cheesy pick up lines, it's cute \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@RECRUITINGUT if the Legacy Class doesn't land a big QB I don't think all hope is lost. 4 QB's on next years roster. Should be fine"} +{"tweet": "When guys talk like gentlemen \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Creepy man caught me adjusting my boob. Awkward."} +{"tweet": "Ignorance is your new bestfriend."} +{"tweet": "@patthecoolcatt how about you get back to work"} +{"tweet": "The mall is always so hot"} +{"tweet": "@Kwazah frumpy frumpy frumpy"} +{"tweet": "oh love"} +{"tweet": "Are the roads really bad? Anyone?"} +{"tweet": "@natalllliiee looks very pretty today <3"} +{"tweet": "@Lainey02 @JuneBelle We need BF to be at BW game. He has to show that face!"} +{"tweet": "Kinda upset i didn't have time to see @AyeitsLabude all break.."} +{"tweet": "The weed brownies got to her \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Well you got your reasons, and you got your lies, and you got your manipulations, they cut me down to size"} +{"tweet": "@shelbyybigs @lauren_shermann what do you mean?? Haha"} +{"tweet": "Ain't much out there to have feelings for"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@hailee_platt: I am officially in the athletic training program!!!\\u201d I'm so excited for you sista!!!!!! \\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83c\\udf8a\\ud83c\\udf89\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "It's not that I believe you, because I don't, it's just that I really don't care."} +{"tweet": "I don't know how im supposed to read 400 more pages.. \\ud83d\\ude01 #summerreading"} +{"tweet": "@TPerssss you never texted me back \\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "@AnthonyStransky you would still have that! Oh well, ill get it sometime. Haha."} +{"tweet": "gotta go to sleep so I can wake up to his baby blueeess \\ud83d\\udc4b\\ud83d\\udc4b"} +{"tweet": "It honestly makes me laugh when people fake being sad and all dramatic to make people feel sorry for them. #yourefine"} +{"tweet": "I think I forgot how to tweet #beenAwhile"} +{"tweet": "@JJLuster I miss the warmth of your... I don't think I should say in public"} +{"tweet": "It's been one year since the shooting at #SandyHook and our nation has still not looked at the issue of mental health."} +{"tweet": "@JoshDevineDrums this is exactly how I feel"} +{"tweet": "Watching One Tree Hill in my lunch break? #YesPlease"} +{"tweet": "That's embarrassing lolol"} +{"tweet": "Not tired at all"} +{"tweet": "Can it be 7 yet? #PLL \\ud83c\\udd70\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "@tvland \\nI love The Golden Girls. \\nI'm currently reading Rue McClannahan's autobiography. \\nIt's so good so far."} +{"tweet": "I'm feeling a nice, long drive to somewhere pretty tonight"} +{"tweet": "Heading to the President's Cup but it looks like we will get wet again. Always rains when I am on a golf course near Columbus"} +{"tweet": "@GrantMickelson you're literally 30 minutes from me..."} +{"tweet": "@ggoodwwood you asked the wrong question we all know what your doing it's just where"} +{"tweet": "RIP @typarker23 you were one of the best guys I ever knew. You will be greatly missed. Love you. \\u2764\\ud83c\\uddfa\\ud83c\\uddf8"} +{"tweet": "Yay for being two sentences into this research paper. \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "\\My sweater is uglier than yours.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@oswald719 @RyderFamilyx7 and a railroad bridge you convinced me to cross at a very young age"} +{"tweet": "Saw @AshBonach today at lunch, didn't recognize you until you shouted hey stranger at me! Gorgeous hair!! #jealous"} +{"tweet": "This lift I'm gonna get in today is going to be crazy. #pumped"} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry for messing every thing up. I can't do anything right anymore ."} +{"tweet": "@KatrinaWamsley @HannahSparks3 lol I know I know."} +{"tweet": "@zaggora sitting in the middle of a snowstorm & ordering capris for summer bicycling. Optimistic or delusional?"} +{"tweet": "Forgot what it feels like to be on my feet for 8 hrs straight. #damn Massage anyone? #dogsarebarkin"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad everyone had a perfect christmas with their boyfriends \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Work for a cause, not for applause; live life to express, not to impress."} +{"tweet": "I'm down. \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Sweeet aromas with my lovely @larynraee"} +{"tweet": "@jackiewing2 I wanted to do this so bad but I couldn't remember how we met so I never did it! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Luc_Krasicky @syddodonnell A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN YOU DO."} +{"tweet": "So about this taco........"} +{"tweet": "Robyn's new whip is badass\\ud83d\\ude98\\ud83d\\udd25\\ud83d\\udca5"} +{"tweet": "A drunk jeannie is the best kind of jeannie"} +{"tweet": "@RyanSandry @tkwilliamss tru, taters you tryna hang out with us"} +{"tweet": "Tonight has been one of the weirdest."} +{"tweet": "@WiendawgPaul Good luck with everything. When you wake up Manti Te'o's girlfriend will be in your bed. So look forward to that."} +{"tweet": "I suck at texting \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I love making fun of Brandon"} +{"tweet": "Freshman year going by fast \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Making plans would be so much easier if I had my license"} +{"tweet": "Not wanting to go to school at all"} +{"tweet": "I cringe going through the main stairwell at Turpin cause I hate people that much. #stoptouchingme #walkbitchwalk"} +{"tweet": "Trying to do the right thing... And I get nothing back..."} +{"tweet": "@mizfox2u you do it well I promise that!"} +{"tweet": "Peek-a-boo\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude49 I still hate you\\ud83d\\ude08"} +{"tweet": "I love my mom for just letting me rant & vent about everything in my life. I'd be so love without her in my life. #loveher"} +{"tweet": "@dancerbabyy23 ehh not really haha"} +{"tweet": "This couch is so small"} +{"tweet": "I've missed my other family"} +{"tweet": "I need AC in my room so I can actually sleep \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@HoodieAllen is my dude"} +{"tweet": "Oh can you tell I haven't slept very well since the last time that we spoke"} +{"tweet": "yeah if anyone needs me ill be sleeping for the rest of the day\\u270c #rainyday #relaxation \\u2614\\u2601\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@DerreckFerris twitter is way better than TV"} +{"tweet": "@LoveIsBigger_ \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude01 thanks"} +{"tweet": "@LatnBadBoyz sexy papi no doubt!!"} +{"tweet": "School just fucking sucks..."} +{"tweet": "@SydneyBrookss_ I've been grounded all summer & haven't done shit. I hope you aren't grounded!"} +{"tweet": "#YOLO"} +{"tweet": "@AlyssaJoann09 boo. But it looks fun! I didn't want to put pants on"} +{"tweet": "@Sambamaram I'm pretty sure @aFeinz17 are them last night..."} +{"tweet": "Well let's see, my choices for supper arrrrre...\\n\\nUh, scrambled eggs and oatmeal. #cool"} +{"tweet": "@TalinasaurRAWR you're the exception :)"} +{"tweet": "This fbla speech will be the death of me. #regionalsbaby"} +{"tweet": "Taylor is looking so cute tonight"} +{"tweet": "@KWCRUSHES @bsandrew11 @GrubeBekah \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I hate having nothing to do tonight \\ud83d\\ude15\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Sacrificing your happiness so the ones you care about can be happy isn't always easy but sometimes it just needs to be done"} +{"tweet": "I'm sick of being there every time #for everyone"} +{"tweet": "Harry potter is on >>>>"} +{"tweet": "Can't stand when people when people say ant instead of aunt"} +{"tweet": "Idk if I like or hate the suns unis"} +{"tweet": "Pats are shooting themselves in the foot"} +{"tweet": "@CarrieCerett okay!!!"} +{"tweet": "Lexi is prolly the biggest queer I know"} +{"tweet": "Reading as The Big Bang Theory plays in the background. I realize that the cast is largely a Roseann reunion."} +{"tweet": "Another explosion and shooting #wth has this world come to? No hope for the human race #massachusetts"} +{"tweet": "Just got home from the wedding #sofun"} +{"tweet": "Some days are much harder than others"} +{"tweet": "I seriously want a mini monkey who sits on my shoulder. #DreamingBig \\ud83d\\udc12"} +{"tweet": "@htatro17 errrr idk if she likes me lol"} +{"tweet": "@joshhuffman02 eye eye captain haha \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Just annoyed with people. If you don't wan me to have your number don't give it to me. Don't ignore me when I text you."} +{"tweet": "Tanning time with @AbbieeeKirby \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I hate disappointing people. Its the worst feeling ever."} +{"tweet": "I want lemonade."} +{"tweet": "AP Biology might kill me."} +{"tweet": "One more spam message & you're asking to get blocked. \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "it's funny how it's the little things in life that mean the most"} +{"tweet": "One week and 1 day left if school. Time flies when your having fun we have had a great year with a few more days to go. I would love to do"} +{"tweet": "I wish I never met you."} +{"tweet": "It's gonna be a long night #hatethunderstorms"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@FOX19Joe: Dre Kirkpatrick gave INT for TD ball to his son. Says it's the first NFL game his son has been to.\\u201d @DreKirkSWAG who dey"} +{"tweet": "Idek what to say... Terrible call"} +{"tweet": "I hope you will realize how much I actually love you someday... \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@TaylorrMcCall @_allamoe a cheese pizza might I add \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83c\\udf55\\ud83c\\udf55\\ud83c\\udf55"} +{"tweet": "LeBron should be the only one to get a ring of they win it all. Rest of the team is a joke"} +{"tweet": "@gary_head @KymberCookie trying to message you but can't cause I guess why I was gone today you were bomed sorry so if you want re add me"} +{"tweet": "Nothing like working out after a long day"} +{"tweet": "nobody look at me today I look like asshole."} +{"tweet": "Was just asking myself what I'm going to do today when I came across the @BreakingBad_AMC marathon. Questions answered \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I'm really sick of people saying what I like is ugly. Fuck you I don't care"} +{"tweet": "@MattAdams_88 @jordanmoss21 is it true?"} +{"tweet": "My FuelBand broke :("} +{"tweet": "Catching half my hair in my car door = \\ud83d\\udc4e #ouch"} +{"tweet": "I'm just trying to be happy in this sad ass world!"} +{"tweet": "#HairyChestOrNoHairyChest?"} +{"tweet": "3 scary movies in a row ending with Sinister. Ok I'm done now."} +{"tweet": "Finished the Muddy Moose one hour ago! :)"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@ewiley and yet it has the opposite effect"} +{"tweet": "my mom takes the dog everywhere..."} +{"tweet": "I wanna show you off tonight."} +{"tweet": "@maegan_bene go to the mall and get a massage at one of those kiosk!"} +{"tweet": "@LexxxxiFarrias I'm just gonna @ you so I can tell you you're cute."} +{"tweet": "I'm so tired."} +{"tweet": "I love my mom"} +{"tweet": "@scootrocks what?"} +{"tweet": "Also I passed out on the floor for a couple hours who knows how that happened."} +{"tweet": "@alyssaforar yes 100% it wouldn't be pleasant"} +{"tweet": "Why can't I sleep? Stupid midnights have me all messed up \\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I'm so over today."} +{"tweet": "Kelly Clarkson just came out to sing with Jason Aldean. #ijustdied"} +{"tweet": "@cbarker8 easy. It was a joke. I didn't know side swiping a car was a secret. Chill dawg."} +{"tweet": "Summer candles."} +{"tweet": "Conference for the next two days>>>> #cantwait"} +{"tweet": "How the fuck amid buzzin right now?!"} +{"tweet": "Bear is pooped after playing lol"} +{"tweet": "Up early to play video games; & staying up late to do homework. #StoryOfMyLife. ;] @Justin_Storer88"} +{"tweet": "In the mood to spar in Taekwondo. <3"} +{"tweet": "2 pieces of dominos for a hungover breakfast #hellya \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Ever want something you know for a fact is bad for you."} +{"tweet": "#cusenation"} +{"tweet": "People who don't even know you or your story will judge you over every move you make. Why?!"} +{"tweet": "My family needs to stop shutting the lights off while im in the shower #yourenotfunny"} +{"tweet": "Wish we could do it over damn it baby damn it"} +{"tweet": "Second night in a row I dreamt about a zombie apocalypse...must be subconsciously preparing for The Walking Dead tonight"} +{"tweet": "I love Kate"} +{"tweet": "Feel like going to get a bag of loud n facing while riding down 75 ..."} +{"tweet": "Traveling to and from Penn State you meet a lot of weird people from the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania."} +{"tweet": "I wish subway had delivery"} +{"tweet": "Sharks are born swimming."} +{"tweet": "The first waiting room vomit of the night. Makes you nostalgic."} +{"tweet": "I can't believe its not butter"} +{"tweet": "Yeah no."} +{"tweet": "#SOA"} +{"tweet": "Gonna wear mommoms snoopy sweater \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "My mothers bedtime stories are literally the best #loveyoumommy"} +{"tweet": "Nothing but syphilis and regret floating around that room. #lhhatl"} +{"tweet": "@esiegrist hehe\\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@derrrak $5 buffalo chicken sub for September. #subway #fivedollarfootlong"} +{"tweet": "I want everyone to know that Parker Loflin does not care!"} +{"tweet": "He says I'm a good kisser and I have the best taste in music. It doesn't get much better than that #compliments"} +{"tweet": "We're watching a weird video."} +{"tweet": "Currently at ISU, it is fair and it is 47F. Tomorrow there will be am thundershowers with a high of 71F and a low of 49F."} +{"tweet": "idk why my dog always digs her head under my body when she sleeps"} +{"tweet": "My eyelashes keep getting stuck together when I blink. #strugglebus"} +{"tweet": "Live tweeting the train ride...we're picking up speed finally. My view: snow snow and more snow. The train whistle is blowing #amtrakfun"} +{"tweet": "i wish people would call me ellie or lizzie or anything instead of beth.. #ihatebeth #HATEIT"} +{"tweet": "I miss @JustinaWallin \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I'm just gonna sleep until 1 tomorrow. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@JCSayre19 florida"} +{"tweet": "Digging my new perfume...makes me smile to catch a whiff of its goodness...:-)"} +{"tweet": "I always look through Chads Instagram feed and like everyone's pictures lol"} +{"tweet": "@lexijoybrown there should be a picture of goatse attached to this"} +{"tweet": "I hate lebron but holy fucking shit."} +{"tweet": "I feel dead"} +{"tweet": "Got to watch the #Mountaineers kick butt today! \\ud83d\\udc4d#WVU"} +{"tweet": "@TweetLikeAGirI ummm you stole that from @SucksToSucks"} +{"tweet": "The whole point of being a teacher, is actually teaching us things.... #Duh"} +{"tweet": "@ChristinaaaGood yeah you don't have enough Y's in there."} +{"tweet": "What would we do without our student section!? \\ud83c\\udfc0"} +{"tweet": "The twitter update is so weird tho"} +{"tweet": "@hayyitsnikkix3 Haha it was in the bag Alyson gave me"} +{"tweet": "They know better not to say anything about baseball! #JacketsOnTop"} +{"tweet": "@rchristensen24 fugg. I need one"} +{"tweet": "@Tjurko21 @katiee_simonn yes you are... We need to go swimming somewhere and invite that freshman"} +{"tweet": "Loner in the mall \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "I think it's funny that you think you know so much about cars when in reality you don't know shit\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@LiciaCecile talk about a while ago"} +{"tweet": "Hey I'm finally off work"} +{"tweet": "Folk style nationals should be 1st weekend in march, not April! We need to promote more freestyle wrestling in Iowa!!!!"} +{"tweet": "I need Zachary. I'm dying."} +{"tweet": "I wish people texted me"} +{"tweet": "@c_denick4 \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 to great"} +{"tweet": "Katie's! \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "going back to bed \\ud83d\\ude15 #hate #everything"} +{"tweet": "@a_nastyyyyy hope your having a blast doll \\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@vboww @sydney_bowen does that mean the Bowens are gonna be in KS soon?! \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "How is it that I am the broke bitch of the family and am the only one with cash to get through the toll roads?"} +{"tweet": "I can't believe I'm sick."} +{"tweet": "Great night. :) now time to pass out. 6am will be here soon."} +{"tweet": "@Kara35Marie lol I'm going to Nashville this summer.... It's decided"} +{"tweet": "Come on Miller"} +{"tweet": "Thatta way ottawa. Fuck you habs"} +{"tweet": "Closing out the library on a Friday night w/ @megherr4 #alltimelow"} +{"tweet": "Water damage to a laptop... Someone help me! Idk what to do :("} +{"tweet": "jess miele is a creep"} +{"tweet": "@alli_disanto I mascot should never reveal there head!"} +{"tweet": "Correction Indians lead 36-30 at half"} +{"tweet": "i don't know why but you piss me off so much now. bye bye \\ud83d\\udc4b"} +{"tweet": "This weather can suck it."} +{"tweet": "@jbuttenmiller @cuzimak @keeenbean through the storms of days after"} +{"tweet": "@MattRipple found you wallet in my trunk. What were you doing in there?!?"} +{"tweet": "I guess I'll stay up and watch 21 Jump Street for the 9363836294 time!"} +{"tweet": "@rachelrieger lolol what that was supposed to say people"} +{"tweet": "I hate maintenance when it comes to a car.."} +{"tweet": "Everybody loses"} +{"tweet": "Today is the definition of struggle"} +{"tweet": "Sleeping until 10 seriously felt amazing"} +{"tweet": "It's already 5:30 and I can still see the sun:) summer here I come!"} +{"tweet": "@madi_kadra my bad \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I am living the college graduate's dream. On the verge of happy tears."} +{"tweet": "If its not exciting, your just not trying hard enough"} +{"tweet": "Figured out girls they like to argue so the makeup sex is better @ayErhY"} +{"tweet": "@MarkMcMillian29 while the rest of the team held medical clinics"} +{"tweet": "@JonahLupton definitely"} +{"tweet": "I want a cummins soooo bad\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude1f"} +{"tweet": "Girls say things to guys to get their ATTENTION"} +{"tweet": "Hahaha I'm so done with myself"} +{"tweet": "Someone invite me somewhere this weekend. PLEASEE \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Sorry about the FourSquare tweets. I'll shut that shit off."} +{"tweet": "The only reason I run the Turkey Trot is so I can eat twice as much food."} +{"tweet": "This donatos >>>\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Crazy is not a fighting technique. It is a lifestyle that most cannot get out of. Suicide is always an option. Constant screaming thoughts"} +{"tweet": "I always get in trouble for eating cereal late at night but last time was waay worse :["} +{"tweet": "@GwenGoodLuck old school jam."} +{"tweet": "Seated beside chatty Kathy"} +{"tweet": "There's a reason why minors can't drink."} +{"tweet": "@ChelseaMiller32 idk whenever I'm at my house it always says I'm in Ohio! I would never be in that horrible state!"} +{"tweet": "I didn't know single still meant my ex can control my life lol"} +{"tweet": "I'm praying right now"} +{"tweet": "I just want someone, anyone, to snapchat me back."} +{"tweet": "People are people and sometimes we change our minds."} +{"tweet": "i just can't prepare myself for life today. #promaftermath"} +{"tweet": "I'm so sad awkward is over until next fall\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "I would just like to take this time to state how much I like Pope Francis. That is all."} +{"tweet": "Aslong my bitchs love me #Wayne"} +{"tweet": "Obsessed with my phone \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "You are what you speak #truth"} +{"tweet": "@tylerlouis31 haha duck it why nit"} +{"tweet": "@LAS2014 @fitchet_5 I think I got mine done in eighth grade. It's just weird that all of a sudden everyone got their's done!"} +{"tweet": "Insanity week 5!! #bringiton"} +{"tweet": "Tuesday is a licking day"} +{"tweet": "@GrizzlyHamleg if things don't work out you'll be the first to know ;)"} +{"tweet": "I was feeling sad, can't help looking back, highways flew by... Run run run away"} +{"tweet": "@Nelson_Jayce1 I found so many on my iPod omg aw I miss you"} +{"tweet": "@Rach_Shoemaker The Stand - Stephen King it's scary"} +{"tweet": "@struble_frank I know it sucks!"} +{"tweet": "I hate living paycheck to paycheck."} +{"tweet": "My mom told me this morning that she's thankful I finally shaved my legs. #Lol"} +{"tweet": "Why are my parents so strict ughh"} +{"tweet": "@dreameternally lucky betch"} +{"tweet": "@FisolaNYDN a blessing in disguise."} +{"tweet": "If only is wasn't so clumsy"} +{"tweet": "I wish my middle name was may... Meggie May sounds better than Meggie Elaine, c'mon on mom! What were you thinking?!"} +{"tweet": "My hair is a joke every single morning"} +{"tweet": "I need a hot tub time machine"} +{"tweet": "@bwintz you go girl!"} +{"tweet": "I'm getting subtweeted so much and I didn't even know....."} +{"tweet": "@JManziel2 you getting hammered?"} +{"tweet": "Last night was fucking retarded."} +{"tweet": "With that being said I DO NOT feel like going to group for two and half hours. Shittttt \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Could use slam change"} +{"tweet": "@MarkLazerus I guess you could say Saad is an adult?"} +{"tweet": "I would give anything to go home right now."} +{"tweet": "@xJerryHigh IS THIS CORNER CALLED THE REALITY CORNER, PERHAPS?"} +{"tweet": "@JessicaIrisB I did too, actually. Alright, we shall talk"} +{"tweet": "#askfreddy what do you put in your hair\\ud83d\\ude02 @freddybender"} +{"tweet": "I miss my car!\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "People come and go"} +{"tweet": "Big shout out to @CarlyFred for being the world's best roomie #youdabest \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@PeaceLuvandSoOn He IS proof of a hot ginger boy... So at least there's hope!!"} +{"tweet": "@adamraymond80 @reverenddrfresh It was only funny the first 40 mins then it's the same jokes"} +{"tweet": "Wish my shoes would get here :("} +{"tweet": "ik i have alot of homework. problem is , i left my assignment book at school so idek exactly what my assignments are #cool \\ud83d\\ude00\\ud83d\\udca3\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "so who wants to lay in bed with me all day and watch movies?"} +{"tweet": "@MarisaHanning go to the soccer game"} +{"tweet": "Did you know that the chemical oxytocin, which is released when you cuddle, can actually help heal physical wounds! #YourWelcome"} +{"tweet": "Thank you @LauraOllila for making me breakfast and spending the afternoon with me.\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@BDBYoungMoney fuck alright."} +{"tweet": "Kayla had a rough time at Exxon;) @kaybee0014 @kingquinn21"} +{"tweet": "The sound of thunder and rain instead of snow! #YESPLEASE"} +{"tweet": "@BallGazerr69 I will be over when Sam gets off work. Like around 5."} +{"tweet": "@more_know_ maybe it's not from the aromas who knows :-)"} +{"tweet": "@davidplotz Maybe that's just because that's the way most Chat conversations go..."} +{"tweet": "all i ever wanted was to be happy. not perfect, just happy."} +{"tweet": "Still hasn't hit me that I'm graduating this year... It's coming so fast."} +{"tweet": "#PrayForBoston"} +{"tweet": "@DBarbush after I throw some dubs on it and add a striper lounge on the back of it"} +{"tweet": "I love gay people! More guys need to be gay so I can like you!"} +{"tweet": "January 29th <3 #7DAYS @justinbieber"} +{"tweet": "All I do all night is eat and watch vines..."} +{"tweet": "MOM. I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING APPROVAL FOR MY PROFILE PICTURES YOU DUMBASS."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udf66"} +{"tweet": "@alvercammen YESSSSSS"} +{"tweet": "@lalastinnett you would.....#smh"} +{"tweet": "Trying to be just friends with someone you like sucks \\ue421"} +{"tweet": "Paint fight anyone? \\ud83d\\ude0f @braedipaolo @Macen_D @madtobolicious @laurenpaigee4 @matt_saluga \\ud83c\\udfa8\\ud83c\\udf89"} +{"tweet": "@ClintBowyer should Indianapolis Motor Speedway go under lights?"} +{"tweet": "@SierraReinhard iv got jerky to go with those shows! ;)"} +{"tweet": "This new Doctor Who is freaking me out. First Daleks can fly and now Cybermen are fast?! What's next the Face Of Boe has legs?!"} +{"tweet": "caffeine addiction is spiraling out of control."} +{"tweet": "Phone conversations with @OhMyyChas_"} +{"tweet": "never doing this shit ever again"} +{"tweet": "Does anybody wanna bring me mcdonalds in the morning since we have a 2 hr delay #wouldbenice #lol"} +{"tweet": "I send too many snapchats"} +{"tweet": "@DamnMess23 he said no. lol jk"} +{"tweet": "so obsessed with my new undies from VS \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@UpplegerH I was jamming to country\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "#imaddicted to wanelo."} +{"tweet": "Love my girlfriend \\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude18 @_weatherwomen"} +{"tweet": "Yeah i am thanks for your asking."} +{"tweet": "Drivin through WV.. The butthole of America"} +{"tweet": "@AshleyMichele07 no I'm not \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "AWH THIS IS THE ONE WHEN SNOOKI MET GIONNI\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "shoutout to my hall for having the cops come twice in one night"} +{"tweet": "@Kitty_Goddess_ a ok"} +{"tweet": "Note to self, do not use thin plastic cups in the keurig machine, they will melt and you will burn yourself #mondayproblems"} +{"tweet": "today in English class a kid got really pissed at me for saying that people who write long papers are usually just stuck up their own asses"} +{"tweet": "Everyone is so high"} +{"tweet": "@WendyEJohnson I think will come to power bye a little of both persuasion and power bye his works plus his do called peace talks"} +{"tweet": "@DAFRANCHIZESWAG @tifffhensley @b33mh @kouryyj I actually expect to be there as your hidden photographer. Just saying."} +{"tweet": "I'm living in a mansion now that I kicked kids out #studio2"} +{"tweet": "@patarini1230 i know, but i think the song is almost over \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Like I ALWAYS feel bad for doing things, even when those things are more than necessary. I used to have a back bone, but now I don't."} +{"tweet": "I'm freaking out man!@TwiitterlesQtip"} +{"tweet": "@MusicLoverCara whAT!?!????? Howwwww here just DM me"} +{"tweet": "@lorrainetantau \\nIt really is. \\nIt's a very beautiful dress."} +{"tweet": "Studying my life away once again"} +{"tweet": "@Tannerc332 bitch ass pussy, call me when your outta work"} +{"tweet": "Everyone knows I'm in over my head."} +{"tweet": "@_TazziBabbii @BuddhaRachie just let me have this!"} +{"tweet": "Well I might as well go to bed now.."} +{"tweet": "@thorson_megan @Jon_Miller10 omegle"} +{"tweet": "@AnalPlz vagina."} +{"tweet": "@kennedydnae78 I. HATE. YOU. #lucky"} +{"tweet": "YES. Just yes."} +{"tweet": "@blackhawkjim nice to know!"} +{"tweet": "I fell on the floor and cried when my mom said I had to do math #endoftheworld"} +{"tweet": "@elizzzibeth Have a good day!"} +{"tweet": "Looking back on what the Sabres did/didn't do with Darcy is pretty depressing"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Taking puppies in for neutering!! Poor fellas....but it's got to be done!"} +{"tweet": "I hope I make a lot of money todayyyy \\ud83d\\udcb0 #tipsgalore"} +{"tweet": "@RoryCambo puck off rory"} +{"tweet": "@BrunoMars Happy Easter"} +{"tweet": "@AnthonyDaapacch no hahah we went to the king of Prussia \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "back to bed!"} +{"tweet": "My cat is sassy"} +{"tweet": "@cturley2891 I love sleep too! I have slept in the last 4 days!! I'm on vacation! I've been in the pool everyday too!"} +{"tweet": "everytime my mom cooks something i don't like.. i end up having spaghetti for dinner\\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "Just not feeling it today"} +{"tweet": "to prominence in the Senate. Now the Chancellor radiated power - and arrogance."} +{"tweet": "So sick of this wind. It is raping the jetta all over the interstate."} +{"tweet": "Keep my name out of your fucking mouth."} +{"tweet": "@TripthaRip I fucking told you #booger"} +{"tweet": "Ceremony today"} +{"tweet": "Wine tasting and bowl smoking to Rochester."} +{"tweet": "Exactly why I don't trust people. Always a fucking game."} +{"tweet": "Dear god Decker makes it look so easy"} +{"tweet": "I love going down stairs and seeing all the presents \\ud83c\\udf81\\ud83c\\udf84"} +{"tweet": "The emotions in that conversation just shifted so quickly"} +{"tweet": "This is too much of a struggle"} +{"tweet": "I don't know if ill make it.. But watch how good ill fake it\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@djskee your cement 4s > the ps4"} +{"tweet": "Carli is deaded"} +{"tweet": "@ALaurienzo he is so good man, sick play"} +{"tweet": "@ericpelfrey1 where's my money, I know I won"} +{"tweet": "Why would you want Woodhead to play over Vareen if there is a question about his hand? @Toucherandrich"} +{"tweet": "Soooo full"} +{"tweet": "@toriissocool what makes you say that?"} +{"tweet": "\\That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@CAings15 bum ass. Lol when you going home"} +{"tweet": "By the end of summer my goal is to be stronger than coach Foote. #makeit #workhard"} +{"tweet": "My 13 year old brother just drove me home #fuckyes #winning"} +{"tweet": "I just really can't wait to be at the camp all weekend! Soaking up the sun, chillin with my best friends & sitting by the fire \\u263a\\ud83d\\ude0c\\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "@gucciluvsdew oh yes! Just tell me when and where!"} +{"tweet": "@Kennnedy13 who said that"} +{"tweet": "That moment when you realize you have to work today \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "The fact that 48 Hours is now showing Birmingham kinda scares me honestly."} +{"tweet": "Holy fuck I'm tired"} +{"tweet": "Rescue canceled. False alarm?"} +{"tweet": "@February you proved my point"} +{"tweet": "And the panic sets in."} +{"tweet": "@erinnchristinaa makes sense but when it's just like a normal tweet?"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow night should be interesting!!\\ud83c\\udf78\\ud83c\\udf79"} +{"tweet": "my mum said she's giving me bubble wrap to take to nicola's"} +{"tweet": "Someone should def come over. Idc who. Just someone."} +{"tweet": "Anthony just said menstrual instead of mental...idiot"} +{"tweet": "I wish after Christmas is just instantly turned into summer."} +{"tweet": "Fuckin coldd"} +{"tweet": "Running after a long day of school felt a little too good \\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "God, @diego11avila is a genius \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Pay it forward is such a classic"} +{"tweet": "@FrannieMaeRocks Exactly."} +{"tweet": "THRIFT SHOPPING"} +{"tweet": "All the mind games, nevermind cause they all lose."} +{"tweet": "Popsicles \\ud83d\\udc97\\ud83d\\ude0b #SoGood"} +{"tweet": "Demi"} +{"tweet": "I'm in love with them both \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Thoughts and prayers go out to Deshawn's family, friends, and DCB teammates and brothers. I am so thankful for my memories with him. R.I.P"} +{"tweet": "@Boone_Humphrey yeah I'm a puss cause I want to be with my girlfriend. What hand are you using tonight?"} +{"tweet": "And I went to go take a shower and I had to sit the whole time because my body was too weak"} +{"tweet": "Hungry"} +{"tweet": "Well Miami closed this one out well. Beasley is improving like crazy"} +{"tweet": "#Clydesdales"} +{"tweet": "Rolling blunts"} +{"tweet": "The Internet... People... My life... Still don't understand any of it"} +{"tweet": "I love big trucks."} +{"tweet": "Of course I'm completely exhausted until the second I lay down in bed"} +{"tweet": "Cancer ruins everything.\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "Not seeing your smile stings more than a giant Chinese hornet."} +{"tweet": "@claytonLobezz15 thanks \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Led zeppelin will never get old."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "Driving back from Disney Land then Hockey! Woooooottttt"} +{"tweet": "I was going to get ready and try to go to school, but I stood up and almost passed out. Yup that's a no go."} +{"tweet": "@EricLieberman_ you wish"} +{"tweet": "Harry has such crystal green orbs @harry_styles #beautiful"} +{"tweet": "Why are you revving up your car? You are aware you look like a fucking tool right lol"} +{"tweet": "I'm about to cut my leg off"} +{"tweet": "To bad George Clooney doesn't make movies like from dusk til dawn anymore #classic"} +{"tweet": "@julie2julz #not"} +{"tweet": "@troybrintnall1 you're ignorant to think you have the right to point finger and not take what were asking for."} +{"tweet": "@JesseAdametz I've been using it recently."} +{"tweet": "Such a great day today, get out there and go train!..."} +{"tweet": "Bahahahahahah what am I doing with my life"} +{"tweet": "@SoDakDoogie Makes sense...They kill TweetDeck knowing that a very small percentage will have to go to the website to update. Web hits = $$."} +{"tweet": "@rzashaw I'm telling Brandon"} +{"tweet": "@k_pate8 thanks! Love you too! Can't wait to see you tonight!"} +{"tweet": "Skipping the first Saranac and I'm completely okay with it."} +{"tweet": "I just need to get through today"} +{"tweet": "@elkhair, your boy @AminESPN is KILLING it with the FA analysis. Homeboy knows the game. #jealous"} +{"tweet": "I have the feeling that this weekend is going to be crazy. National Championship celebration and formal? EMBRACE YOURSELVES."} +{"tweet": "Got paid a day early, hell fuckin yeah!"} +{"tweet": "@SerranoPeppa bryan how goes it dawg?"} +{"tweet": "Seems like every night you come across my mind"} +{"tweet": "more."} +{"tweet": "I just wanted to talk to Clay, but he fell asleep \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "So keep your head up, keep your love"} +{"tweet": "@Jantzy11 yes or no?"} +{"tweet": "We are never getting back together remix by @NiykeeHeaton \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Caution caution caution"} +{"tweet": "I miss watching reaves drop hard right hooks every game #babycomeback"} +{"tweet": "But, no. Nice guys I would dream to be with don't ever think of me in that way. I always get the ass holes."} +{"tweet": "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays by ncync is my favorite \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@BrianMilton6 your welcome"} +{"tweet": "I'm already so checked out of school for the week..."} +{"tweet": "@annefranklin @derigansilver @SkylineU11G game was a loss, girls great in 1st half! Careful on the pass CSP out in force! $435 in tix so far"} +{"tweet": "@TylaDifeo I don't smoke nearly as much as I used to for that reason. I can't afford it. I smoke only a bowl now and I get really stoned."} +{"tweet": "12 days till Camp @LetsGoRays"} +{"tweet": "@Ash_Markowiak13 okay! Sounds good!"} +{"tweet": "Stop."} +{"tweet": "@MikeBenjamin411 Santa doesn\\u2019t like me anymore than you do. I will just see if I can torrent it."} +{"tweet": "@lincolnlarose hahaha bro shut up they would be pissed if you didn't show. And I asked stover and he never responded"} +{"tweet": "Don't think I've ever felt so bad in my whole life.."} +{"tweet": "don't let anyone hold you back\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "ray Lewis is the man but so is Colin"} +{"tweet": "I literally feel like my whole life is a Taylor swift song"} +{"tweet": "5 more hours of work. Let's get it!"} +{"tweet": "I have one exam left at 330 today and even if I fail it I will still pass the class"} +{"tweet": "I love that zach and I make breakfast together every morning. French toast and bacon this morning \\ud83c\\udf74\\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "@PeteCoke Boys.. There just dumb."} +{"tweet": "@Harrison_NFL @Patricia_Traina @SudsySudell they were not forced they were given"} +{"tweet": "Getting peeled back like an onion"} +{"tweet": "@_c80_ not true!"} +{"tweet": "I tried last night, and woke up with nothing. what to do now.."} +{"tweet": "@s_brown14 \\ud83d\\ude11 I changed my mind I'm okay without you"} +{"tweet": "The hunger is real"} +{"tweet": "I hope you still don't hate me it was only meant to be a joke \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude13"} +{"tweet": "When I do my Friends makeup or hair their boyfriends love it\\u2728 I'm a miracle worker"} +{"tweet": "Josiah hates me now. Lol"} +{"tweet": "@SaniyaAblatt @MorgenCollins you've got a lot of time on your hands haha"} +{"tweet": "Unable to validate our existence"} +{"tweet": "@lakenthurston so this guy at the doctor told me blue eyes were the sign of the devil\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "It's a competition out here"} +{"tweet": "@Megan95Marie I think I can I just have to work out some stuff first and I may be a bit late if I go"} +{"tweet": "Well summer it's been real. But it's football time."} +{"tweet": "Well, Coors Banquet ain't our brand, but we'll drink one every now and then, in his honor. @eric_swofford"} +{"tweet": "Honestly, nothing tops an iced coffee after a great run #runninglife @juststevetaylor @justsamuelpaul"} +{"tweet": "@mikeyt4prez hey bro hope all is well with you over there"} +{"tweet": "I weigh two more pounds than chase \\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "@drewchristinef I think you're cool AF and going places in life, no hard feelings I just think you give people the benefit of the doubt when"} +{"tweet": "@mynamesMarissaa I'm sad your not either :("} +{"tweet": "You know what goes well with dark beer? \\ud83d\\ude09 more dark beer."} +{"tweet": "@jpreichh awesome (:"} +{"tweet": "@OfficialKingDre Nfb"} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry but thats just to far. I lost a lot of respect for you bc of that."} +{"tweet": "@whit789 shut up"} +{"tweet": "@ErinE9 Finally joined team iPhone. \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\ude06\\ud83d\\ude06\\ud83d\\ude06\\ud83d\\ude06\\ud83d\\ude06\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Why must we have practice tonight"} +{"tweet": "Tanning \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Just walked 6 miles feeling good!!"} +{"tweet": "Wanting to talk to someone but not wanting to be annoying :-("} +{"tweet": "I'm so hungry"} +{"tweet": "@Tha_Amazonian and be breathing all extra hard"} +{"tweet": "Wow..that call was pretty questionable..I'll leave it at that"} +{"tweet": "Ok...don't ask me where I have been cause we all know I live in a box. But Macklemore is white?"} +{"tweet": "Why am I still upppp"} +{"tweet": "@DVANO80 @Beemer5024 what the hell are you talking about"} +{"tweet": "Yay Niykee favorited my tweet"} +{"tweet": "@THE_Matt_Poole an Evil kind of snow???"} +{"tweet": "@emgerrr I had a dream that I found your socks last nigh.. #awkk"} +{"tweet": "There is no way. Did that really just happen?\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Yeah, I think Netflix will be my only friend today \\ud83d\\ude02\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "That was so awkward"} +{"tweet": "When ya ready come and get it \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83d\\udc6f @hannjc10"} +{"tweet": "I'll take the ride, Vestara replied. But I'm not sure my own kind will have me. I've killed too #many of them."} +{"tweet": "@NateClarke16 hahaha okay you do that"} +{"tweet": "Johnny Football being investigated for making $$ off of his autographs?? Wow. Because he needs the cash, right? #somepeopleskids"} +{"tweet": "@JGardenofEden lol they are busy. They are never busy for callers.. This is odd. Haha"} +{"tweet": "Way to go Huskers! Almeida! 6'11 314 lbs. #Miles #SeniorNight"} +{"tweet": "#honesthour I don't exactly have a lot of friends, but I'm okay with that"} +{"tweet": "Do I really have to leave for work in 25 minutes?"} +{"tweet": "now I'm watching The Host"} +{"tweet": "@megannnraex3 no prob lol :p #isendmyapologies"} +{"tweet": "Think about how your decisions effect others"} +{"tweet": "And send me nice texts which me me feel better"} +{"tweet": "Ally thinks she's cool"} +{"tweet": "@bigfranky75 @johnhcasey Leads the lead in sacks. Came up huge today. Great win. I would have been so bummed if we lost and were down 3 game"} +{"tweet": "3 sheriffs at the last stop."} +{"tweet": "I think I am 3/4 asleep yet still having full on conversations with people"} +{"tweet": "I wanna watch movies all day #buticant"} +{"tweet": "Jk"} +{"tweet": "It is UNREAL cold outside. No. No. NO. I can't handle this."} +{"tweet": "Bye twitter after dark, see ya when I wake in the afternoon"} +{"tweet": "Morphed into a rock"} +{"tweet": "I cannot live without your love"} +{"tweet": "@katehutch_ were going to the gym in an hour than after that we can gooooo"} +{"tweet": "I'm actually just kind of sad about my life in general"} +{"tweet": "making myself a milkshake \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "SCHOOLS CLOSED"} +{"tweet": "@AshhHazelDazed positive"} +{"tweet": "@dylanwebb24 I guess Winston could remain the front runner I don't know who else it could be"} +{"tweet": "give me john mayer tickets and i will love you forever"} +{"tweet": "@Kelseycrumrine yeah. I hate it."} +{"tweet": "McDonald's trip. 5th one today... Haha"} +{"tweet": "&&&& someone's gettin pulled over lol"} +{"tweet": "Everyone knows that when I have a lunchable my moms out of town"} +{"tweet": "Don't complain that you're in the friend zone when you keep me waiting for 2 hours to hang out."} +{"tweet": "Mr Putin I have more flexibility after the election... Obama says... Well it's all becoming more clear now isn't it America.."} +{"tweet": "20 hours in two days, over time here I come. #lovemyjob"} +{"tweet": "I just want a Long Island Tea right now."} +{"tweet": "on this #Gravity"} +{"tweet": "this weather is way to depressing #goaway"} +{"tweet": "@rpeckk confessional is worse! \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude07"} +{"tweet": "I'm watching the devil inside with five cats. If that doesn't have single written all over it I don't know what does."} +{"tweet": "My English essay was awful I didn't even get to finish it"} +{"tweet": "@nikkicimino luh you suga!!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "#InElementarySchool I was a boss."} +{"tweet": "Said you were taking a shower two hours ago. Haven't talked to me since.."} +{"tweet": "Well that was a let down #disappointing"} +{"tweet": "Now why would the Vikings wanna trade Percy Harvin"} +{"tweet": "I don't mind rain and clouds \\u263a\\u2601\\u2614"} +{"tweet": "why is everyone in the financial aid office always so grumpy? You're supposed to be nice to me, I'm poor."} +{"tweet": "@NathanielJNeece food doesn't need you"} +{"tweet": "I seriously love Macklemore. Like really. #SoHawt \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I'm done for the night, I can't even!"} +{"tweet": "So Good Morning!!! To Everyone, have a great day!"} +{"tweet": "@TyPelfrey @ohhhdanielle that sounded like a challenge. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@ClaireKnudsen Your going to love Tallahassee!! #go Noles"} +{"tweet": "Actually I like all the guys in it but not the girls #PreviousTweet"} +{"tweet": "Why are us girls so emotional... Or is it just me? Shittt"} +{"tweet": "Becca and I are both so scared of being pushed on the rope swing HAHA \\DONT TOUCH ME\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "She came out on top"} +{"tweet": "This class was the biggest waste of my time and money ever..."} +{"tweet": "@gomez_m9 snapchats are probably some of the funniest out there."} +{"tweet": "@MisogynySucks fucking exactly \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@PezDOY An interesting read in retrospect, I\\u2019d think. Any chance you\\u2019ll post it?"} +{"tweet": "I hate feeling sick"} +{"tweet": "So happy I was able to see my best friend tonight! I hate distance. \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@mallaryhope @Jules5780 awesome F(r)an...\\ud83d\\ude00\\ud83d\\ude00\\ud83d\\ude00"} +{"tweet": "@theTPatty how much better is the second one?"} +{"tweet": "@TSully26 me and @B_Daly21 are working out the details"} +{"tweet": "@sophietemplin if that's the tall blonde hot guy \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "#movietime"} +{"tweet": "Letang passes up a wide open shooting lane to throw one at the net thru traffic instead...."} +{"tweet": "@scarmen28 @sithlet @smk667 Agreed! @fire_wally and I have a share with them. Lots of variety and funny new vegetables to try."} +{"tweet": "Everyone is standing under the walkway in denial"} +{"tweet": "@MaciBookoutMTV all of my boys got the biggest thrill out of peeing in a cup :)"} +{"tweet": "I love knowing I can look like complete shit around you and it doesn't matter."} +{"tweet": "@MaeLikeDaMonth Good (:"} +{"tweet": "Seriously so exhausted"} +{"tweet": "Wish I could teach my daughter to be a Bitch!! But not gonna happen!! Cause she isn't and Never will be!! :)) not a bad thing"} +{"tweet": "Like seriously.\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@Cofe6370 @Jungle_TLC_21 @JAMESTHEGREAT30 @BillCunninghamS You, me, and everyone else! LOL!"} +{"tweet": "God is preparing you for what He has already prepared for you.\\n\\n@ChristineCaine"} +{"tweet": "@ayykierboo wahh I know! I'll tape a picture of you on a raft and talk to it \\ud83d\\ude1c\\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "@joshmajika you like....can do that..."} +{"tweet": "Um is it weird that I've made ship names for me & my friends nope bc some of'em are too dumb to even realize what it means LOVE MAH BITCHES"} +{"tweet": "@MaceeMcKenzie \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@CashCache I don't like Kane without a mask."} +{"tweet": "You are being so selfish"} +{"tweet": "@johneracar Alright i will man!"} +{"tweet": "@MattArmstrong66 @zachgibson3 no because you'd rather hang out with other girls than me and @ZachGibson3"} +{"tweet": "@Natalie_AnnF7 miss you sooooo much \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": ".... I have work tonight... But i have pink eye... Am I supposed to call in?"} +{"tweet": "I knew there would be a flood of tweets after that."} +{"tweet": "There's distance and there's silence, your words have never left me. Their the prayer that I say everyday \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "This is gunna be hype"} +{"tweet": "I hate Michigan, but damn they played a hell of a game!"} +{"tweet": "You're fucking sketchy."} +{"tweet": "I. Just. Want. My. Daddy. :("} +{"tweet": "@Sim427 @LadySandersfarm @JUDIANNA We the people all stand strong."} +{"tweet": "My friends are cute and I miss them"} +{"tweet": "Having a house smelling like Pumpkin Pie >\\nHappy Thanksgiving Everyone!"} +{"tweet": "I fell asleep at 8pm last night cuddling with a slice of cheesecake #mylife"} +{"tweet": "my whole face is going to be bruised from beads and ping bong balls"} +{"tweet": "@ericajade101 @kRc02136 yeah...WTF up with that? LOL"} +{"tweet": "It's a good day! \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "Oh now to drive"} +{"tweet": "Bama not really havin that good of a game"} +{"tweet": "But you do so"} +{"tweet": "Between the creaking floor and the amount of people who know our lock codes, I'd say I'm slightly terrified to sleep right now #HomeAlone \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Some people can't open up their mind to notice when they are wrong."} +{"tweet": "@dytrav I need a strong drink that will knock me out."} +{"tweet": "@BenAffleck as Batman, Not watching. @justinbieber as Robin, Definitely not Watching. #WorstCastEver"} +{"tweet": "Victorino is so bad at the plate he makes Drew look good. #RedSoxTalk"} +{"tweet": "Dodging cops (;"} +{"tweet": "@HBaudier that's a really good idea!"} +{"tweet": "Great car ride with the Hatfield family! @AustinHat21 & @khat2121"} +{"tweet": "I do not see how my nh plates make it so I can't park at school... #makesnosense #okaynk"} +{"tweet": "Sooooo sleepy....please kick in NyQuil!!"} +{"tweet": "Crosby is calm.... What the hell is going on"} +{"tweet": "I'm so lame. I have no social life."} +{"tweet": "Had it & lost it...\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "Mom told me new route to get home #confused don't change my normal #stupidconstruction"} +{"tweet": "@SavannahJooooo where in the world did you go?"} +{"tweet": "my names tiger cat like a cat and a tiger you know"} +{"tweet": "\\Hi five, wall\\\" all Katie. My favorite moment of the night.\""} +{"tweet": "I spent more time getting my dog a Christmas present than I did on my brothers #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "I'll never do that to MY child."} +{"tweet": "Far too awake for this time of night when I have work"} +{"tweet": "So beyond done with you. Moving on for good this time."} +{"tweet": "@Jeterlover so I rewatched the tko video. Yeah he dies. Sorry to have misled you lol."} +{"tweet": "Waking up at 6 tomorrow<<<<"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure my first amendment is freedom of speech.."} +{"tweet": "@loranoworatzky I just now got it caise my phone was dead! So glad i got to see youu! #gonamissyou"} +{"tweet": "@_bethanyxoxo will it come out if I just pull it out? Lmao."} +{"tweet": "Cool."} +{"tweet": "Wut ever"} +{"tweet": "@juliapoo I feel like if you and I combined our \\ crazy ex gf\\\" skills we could work for the CIA lol\""} +{"tweet": "@CiaraJo_07 hahaha omg. I think I got to the point where I just physically couldn't function or form words #blackout"} +{"tweet": "Wish I was at home enjoying the nice weather!"} +{"tweet": "@JohnClemente4 ask mike"} +{"tweet": "@redsesame Can I join in on the margaritas? @beccanalia @sarahnemerson @hejhejnatalya"} +{"tweet": "@money_megger loser you're poor"} +{"tweet": "I really want a smoothie"} +{"tweet": "Favvvv mixed people ever \\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83d\\udc4c @HoodDominique @BigSwagBear05"} +{"tweet": "After last night, I know who my true friends are. #Thankful"} +{"tweet": "@MichelleDBeadle Like on Captain Planet?"} +{"tweet": "These cramps though <<< \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Already wanting another tattoo #addicted #ihaveaproblem"} +{"tweet": "That moment when someone actually retweets your tweet. \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude0e\\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\udc33\\ud83c\\udf85\\ud83c\\udf6a"} +{"tweet": "@babygurl_2015 @ChasinMillions I could hear that shit lol"} +{"tweet": "Got my ray bans on and I'm feeling hella cool tonight \\ud83d\\ude0e\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "someone teach me how to be good at something"} +{"tweet": "@MegSouth8 is so pretty \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "So thankful for @JenWelk and @sammyreitaa for being concerned and giving me positive thoughts all morning!"} +{"tweet": "All these people telling me they care about me, they luuuvvv me but in person it's like i ain't shit."} +{"tweet": "You never need to carry more than you can hold."} +{"tweet": "The doctors <<<"} +{"tweet": "Life is not measured by the number of breathes we take but by the moments that take your breathe away \\u2764\\n\\n#makeeverymomentcount"} +{"tweet": "Like I needed all those deep fried foods from dairy crest just now \\ud83d\\ude14 #ashamed #fatgirltweet"} +{"tweet": "@GymKaitie @lnsaneTweets @ajtrelz16 no doubt. Mines all three."} +{"tweet": "Life's disappointments are God's way of saying, \\I've got something better for you.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I am so bored what's going on tonight?"} +{"tweet": "@AveryWheat2 i'm mad at you, you bastard."} +{"tweet": "I haven't left from out under my blankets all day \\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@teoadoro me"} +{"tweet": "Dallassssssss\\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "Brennan Clay is going to get 1000 yards by the end of his career. I know it."} +{"tweet": "I says fuck Cody Zeller"} +{"tweet": "@Chevyman60 exactlyy!"} +{"tweet": "This isn't stressful or anything"} +{"tweet": "@walktyl excuse me?!"} +{"tweet": "I just wanted you there no matter what ."} +{"tweet": "@SarahCorneliuss no thank you"} +{"tweet": "I'm so lazzzyyy"} +{"tweet": "Every play tuff guy till shit pops off"} +{"tweet": "If you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you'll be swept off to. #LoR"} +{"tweet": "I stay up way to late!"} +{"tweet": "Cinematography was pretty tough, but there was no doubt #LifeOfPi would win special effects."} +{"tweet": "my nights made. \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "the hockey players in my 8 am are single handedly be the dumbest assholes I've ever met, but the Canadian accents make up for it"} +{"tweet": "@toreyn5809 I almost fell in the exact same spot #poorkid #ifeelhispain"} +{"tweet": "@MainStage_Chris finally released me from the shackles :)"} +{"tweet": "WOW! Haven't had that much watching Kansas since we've played them. Hell of a game."} +{"tweet": "@AndyHacker_15 \\ud83d\\ude2d\\u263a thanks bud you are too!"} +{"tweet": "Ted Graham on marriage. \\It is not just about loving each other. It's about liking each other. That fondness holds you together.\\\" mos def\""} +{"tweet": "Now my phone isn't getting messages.."} +{"tweet": "So happy the movie trailer for The Host used imagine dragons radioactive for the theme song <3 perfect match & amazing song"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go to a movie tonight"} +{"tweet": "Nana is going on a rant \\ud83d\\ude02 I'm crying"} +{"tweet": "If you don't know what a D ring is you probably shouldn't be working at rule king #annoyed"} +{"tweet": "Callie just said Arizona died?!!?!?! #wtf"} +{"tweet": "i get to meet @dustinlynch again \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@krissiakrohn oh."} +{"tweet": "I don't recall you sticking up for me \\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "@hellokittybri21 id rather be somewhere warm"} +{"tweet": "I'm mooooovin on & it feels so amazinggg"} +{"tweet": "Everybody everybody... by Black Box... always will be one of my favorite songs"} +{"tweet": "Id rather go to the beach today"} +{"tweet": "@LexiHeumiller ..... Maybe you should prepare ;)"} +{"tweet": "Really hope you pull through this grandma"} +{"tweet": "@nate_themexican the engine"} +{"tweet": "@sarahbarger_ yeah that's fine we meet at 8 on Sunday nights"} +{"tweet": "@MendyAitken @jp11peyton don't worry we will definitely come back. Florida is in a few weeks!"} +{"tweet": "I gotchu ..."} +{"tweet": "@PareAJ Hermoine and Ron!"} +{"tweet": "@wackjilson @Mkoziol32 don't talk shit when you're in my school"} +{"tweet": "@Higgens_16. Thank you lindsay ur my friend to"} +{"tweet": "@FlaniganCorey yes they do, I agree"} +{"tweet": "If they had a government shut down and no one gave a shit, would it matter?"} +{"tweet": "I feel bad for Oregon fans. Chip Kelly is gonna coach in the NFL"} +{"tweet": "@xoxo_vee_ well I'm in clarksburg, so close enough!"} +{"tweet": "@eastpat15 Dumb? You've done this to 2 girls. Not one but 2. Not my fault you look like an ass. Lololol"} +{"tweet": "1 Peter 5:7 should just be a bright neon sign in every building on campus."} +{"tweet": "A bunny? Do I look like a soft little furry bitch to you?"} +{"tweet": "lipgloss \\ud83d\\udc84\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Time to spend 7 hours on homework."} +{"tweet": "So excited @alexpezzella is coming to visit\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I get creeped out by the dumbest things \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I'm so bored I wish it was time to go out right now"} +{"tweet": "I think I'm going to punch someone not even kidding"} +{"tweet": "Last night was so much fun. Now, recovery day."} +{"tweet": "@trenz03 @sdsteffen you underestimate the strength of a couple vets!!"} +{"tweet": "Just as long as you get along with me I didn't care if you're black, white, green, pink, blue or any other color."} +{"tweet": "@hairchopper13 yes mam. I love it. Where do u live??"} +{"tweet": "@LSThrasher04 @ebravesluvr YES! This from the same team that signed Pacman Jones, though. Moral character is not a priority in Dallas."} +{"tweet": "#ThingsImAddictedTo cheer cheer cheeeerrrr"} +{"tweet": "Everyone I know goes away in the end."} +{"tweet": "So I had a dream that I was in a singing competition that took place at bww.....totally normal right"} +{"tweet": "Nothing's the same anymore.."} +{"tweet": "I feel like I haven't talked to @briankeller_25 in forever"} +{"tweet": "@wolken1194 \\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Shootout"} +{"tweet": "@hadssss \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "not fitting that wayne rooney doesn't go out with SAF"} +{"tweet": "Every time I see a charge called it ticks me off.#cyclonefanproblems"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for tonight's @NHLFlyers game! We are going to spank the Capitals once and for all."} +{"tweet": "I wish it was Friday. I get to babysit Kinlee all weekend \\ud83d\\ude00 #sleepover"} +{"tweet": "How do you go so hard every night? Like seriously, you are the coolest."} +{"tweet": "@Herm_29 school lol but I don't have school for the rest of the week so I catch up!"} +{"tweet": "@LexiMarie44 and you guys are the one dragging this on. Not me. So good job. #dontactlikeyoucarewhenyoudont"} +{"tweet": "@FlameLibra6 @taylorquincel OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"} +{"tweet": "@laurentarallo I actually really thought we were dying..."} +{"tweet": "#ThoughtsInTheHallway WALK FASTER Or get out of my way"} +{"tweet": "At the end of the day, there's three people I'd call my best friend."} +{"tweet": "Exactly why I hate you \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "What would Caleb be doing in a lesbian bar?"} +{"tweet": "That's my boy is funny as fuck!!!!! hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Wow"} +{"tweet": "Two more days and then I'll be laying in bed..all day \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@Reelrock4 i think i might be going to jvs"} +{"tweet": "Your sex takes me to paradiseeee"} +{"tweet": "I'm haplier than a witch in a broom factory"} +{"tweet": "@Andrew_Reiner Gatorade punch and tactical knife stance FTW"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to room w me at sdsu next year \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@lpottinger55 He also.."} +{"tweet": "@bisante in hometown St. Louis it's soda. Here in KC it's pop. Can't bring myself to call it pop w/out Giggling. Still sounds weird. \\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "Why am I watching Alvin and the chipmunks"} +{"tweet": "@TonyMChambers not sure yet"} +{"tweet": "If you don't see a ring, you do your think!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Jimmy has mids"} +{"tweet": "Man I sure learn a lot of things from music"} +{"tweet": "Literally going to miss like one person when I leave for the Cape\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for alumni games. #GoLeafsGo great memories for sure"} +{"tweet": "I bet more then half my weight comes from my hair and my boobs..."} +{"tweet": "I don't even care anymore w/e"} +{"tweet": "I'm so in love with it, I can't stop looking at it. It means so much to me and so much to the people I got it for. \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Well this has been an interesting night #not"} +{"tweet": "What's everyone's obsession with calling me princess?? I'm not that big of a diva, or am I? \\ud83d\\ude33...\\ud83d\\udc78"} +{"tweet": "@SirIanThompson he on something"} +{"tweet": "I want applebees nowwwww!!"} +{"tweet": "candy crush is my addiction !!"} +{"tweet": "There's no happier moment then watching your soldier come off that plane safe and sound and just in time for thanksgiving!"} +{"tweet": "@HeyGuysItsAllie fine. I won't come over then. #rude"} +{"tweet": "Looking at prom pictures are my favorite."} +{"tweet": "Everyone is literally in a bad mood, and mad about everything"} +{"tweet": "@sherribaby3 \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "It doesn't matter if I did anything wrong or not, I'll apologize because I want things to be okay."} +{"tweet": "This migraine will be the death of me. \\n#goawayalready"} +{"tweet": "Don't laugh at him Kayla"} +{"tweet": "@KLeBB2 @SamHKirby I sent you a trade Caleb"} +{"tweet": "@rachelvaughnxo ill text you! :("} +{"tweet": "Just sick & tired."} +{"tweet": "@kris_olli no problem\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@nschro @ShipmanKayla @leighcc19 sometimes all I can do is lol at my life and my situations"} +{"tweet": "@kristenpomp it's funny as hell and they are crazy lmao"} +{"tweet": "I've been taking a shit for the past half hour"} +{"tweet": "I mean honestly the amount of shit Kyle said about you when we were dating is unbelievable."} +{"tweet": "Cape is literally just getting shit on by ice \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@sophiescarpulla welcome to my life"} +{"tweet": "#letsbeserious sometimes you just gotta cry to get it all out"} +{"tweet": "@PeachyWilkins k glad that's cleared up, now I can comprehend it..."} +{"tweet": "I do not want to be DD tonight \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I think I have a legit fear of my high school Bc I'm having panic attacks about going back there on Friday..#badtimes #graduation"} +{"tweet": "@BluueSKYS same as you"} +{"tweet": "@Mikaela_Click Anything for you. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@AlexaLianne46 @treybutler20 oh thank god you remembered. I love you."} +{"tweet": "I really need to catch up with the #thuggirls tonight..havent seen them in like.. A week #sadface"} +{"tweet": "@BrianPHickey Wait you mean instead of rare right? Because anything above mid-rare is a travesty."} +{"tweet": "@Pj_Nam_SLICE you're a scrub"} +{"tweet": "I would cry if my parents gave me a new car for Christmas. Preferably a red Grand Prix though."} +{"tweet": "Grades are in aka my day is 100x better #thestreakcontinues #yayayay"} +{"tweet": "Stoked for all area \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "We have our own little book club going here. #noshame @NatalieeKimm @MandaParr"} +{"tweet": "Awkward is the one of the tv shows I watch. I \\u2764\\ufe0f it."} +{"tweet": "Random bruises.. Ouchiee"} +{"tweet": "@Scorp1179 @Still_Lee_ I'm big on amber lagers and bourbon barrel beers. Ill give anything a shot once though."} +{"tweet": "How did Timber get on my spotify..."} +{"tweet": "Kelsey is so hott. like damn\\ud83d\\ude1a"} +{"tweet": "@charissajac @Loyal_Chivette @KissmyAlly @JaBo1111 @broadwaygirl913 @ToriTabler @sexychivette #TellAGirlSheIsBeautifulDay"} +{"tweet": "Watching Harry Potter to help me feel better."} +{"tweet": "Omg I said random celeb too . How do I forget so quickly sorry people"} +{"tweet": "@fry_bri definitely soon before some clothes go out of season!"} +{"tweet": "@coby_bryant yes"} +{"tweet": "It's going to be one long drive back #blizzard #dontwanttoleave"} +{"tweet": "OMG THIS GUY SCARES ME JUST THROUGH THE TV I'D PEE MYSELF IF I WERE THEM"} +{"tweet": "How are you going to get free wifi when you have to have a password to get free wifi? #confused"} +{"tweet": "So I know there is no school today but, if you were planning on coming to see The Little Mermaid Jr. you should still come!!! It's still on."} +{"tweet": "It's good to look up from the plow just to remember how far you have come. God is Faithful! #vccfinishwell at @vccfamily this weekend. #fb"} +{"tweet": "Thought my analogy of choking @couvillon53 was right on point in terms of describing Anaconda Plan. #Highlyeffective"} +{"tweet": "Internet ruined my innocence."} +{"tweet": "@BJBarrett94 yeah I'm shocked you managed to do that"} +{"tweet": "@Jake__Toothless @LittleCarms12 you should try handling things more... Mature"} +{"tweet": "Let it go."} +{"tweet": "@JennNicole220 is gay"} +{"tweet": "Ummm referee did you swallow your whistle there? Not sure how you miss that call. That's two rather serious calls you have missed #U20MNT"} +{"tweet": "@Drake__Davis probably @stanfel56 ..."} +{"tweet": "@JakeJohnsonJO yayaya point it out"} +{"tweet": "EVERYONE. BLOW ME. WE ON."} +{"tweet": "What the mother f are these bomb sounds that keep going off ?"} +{"tweet": "@Malloryy143 it's your eyes \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Wait so only girls with tiny tits are allowed to wear bombshell bikinis? Ok"} +{"tweet": "Not being able to fall back asleep because I want nothing to do with today <<< \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Drink too many beers and drive a Harley home.... Its Better I don't"} +{"tweet": "My 4th block >>>>"} +{"tweet": "They are identifying me as \\AO-08\\\".... My name is Libby..\""} +{"tweet": "I officially hate haunted houses"} +{"tweet": "@PanikZoneSix hahahahahaha j'sais pas ces petits meximains me font tripe de ouf !!"} +{"tweet": "Thinking about shoving tissues up my nose so I won't have to keep blowing it"} +{"tweet": "Dudeeeee why the fuck am I up."} +{"tweet": "And we can't stop &we won't stop \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@Turquoise_Swag Argh... Stop... Before I Block You!! LMaO!! JK!!"} +{"tweet": "What a damn good win! So proud! #BuckeyeNation"} +{"tweet": "text me"} +{"tweet": "Someone pray for this group message between @KatieAllison7, @_georgiiporgiee, & I."} +{"tweet": "The girl was doing her job but then went rouge when she reached a state of realization what more can you ask"} +{"tweet": "@ESPN_SEC @ESPN_ACC @ESPN_Pac12blog As a Bama and UCLA alum and a childhood Miami fan, I'm on cloud 9 right now with these teams #undefeated"} +{"tweet": "Had to reset my phone last week bc Sean had it SO messed up w/his screwing around... But he's being so cute, &QUIET, can I really say no...?"} +{"tweet": "Would you believe me if I said I'm in love"} +{"tweet": "Taking it easy tonight"} +{"tweet": "My life kinda sucks haha"} +{"tweet": "It's supposed to storm tonight. I need a thunder buddy ASAP. Any takers?"} +{"tweet": "Your so cute too \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Lays down for bed and has to double check for cigarettes behind my ear whoops"} +{"tweet": "Laying around butt naked burning still hot as fuck"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could go just one day without any worries."} +{"tweet": "i gotta new crush yall . :-)"} +{"tweet": "@MacMiller Mac, you're a badass"} +{"tweet": "@Justus_Pro hey guys just thought I would say hello and that I subbed to your YouTube hope to get a chance to play with/against one day thx"} +{"tweet": "Maybe I should get the iPhone 5..."} +{"tweet": "Seriously, I feel like I've been drugged"} +{"tweet": "I always feel like a backup friend."} +{"tweet": "Can't believe Saturday will end another year of being in Neyland. Hopefully it will end on a good note. Go Vols!"} +{"tweet": "@c00king_mama HAHAHAHA we were so excited"} +{"tweet": "I need to get out of here #asap"} +{"tweet": "Awkward awkward awkward Joust Couples. Get a room! ... in Perkins... @euawkward"} +{"tweet": "I love visiting family \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@Zdubbs06 I was proud of myself hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Ordered honeymoon picture prints to go in our honeymoon album @Lindzercakes bought for us. I hope it for the crafting impaired."} +{"tweet": "@iKidrauhlsBeat thats not the real one he messed up on the name"} +{"tweet": "Palmer Fest \\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83c\\udf7a\\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "I bet they didn't play Original Don at turnabout #RUNTHATRAPP"} +{"tweet": "I think it's only fair to throw monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs."} +{"tweet": "FUCK this huge pothole in front of my house. It sounds like a stampede of elephants are constantly running up my street. Fuck off."} +{"tweet": "@AyyDeezNuttz like it all just came to me, I now know what to do with my life! I'm gonna become a tiger"} +{"tweet": "mom made me sweet potatoes with cheese and a pepperoni pizza \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@NikkiTayRieken I know that feeling. that's why I'm in Springfield tonight. #family"} +{"tweet": "Please just come over and cuddle"} +{"tweet": "My email does this thing where it sends multiple copies automatically while I'm still writing. #sorryifyougotsixcopiesofindecisiveness"} +{"tweet": "@Charles_Stitts which bar?"} +{"tweet": "@ChelseaHouska how can you resist that gorgeous little face!?!!! #toocute"} +{"tweet": "@eupchurch26 haha tweeted that at the exact same time"} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when you forget to take tennis shoes to lifting. #socks"} +{"tweet": "@Kyle_Erickson32 @bpage_5 @morganmathieu2 yeah Brett quit talking shit about the skinnies... Everyone knew who the TV stats girls were"} +{"tweet": "@markyour_life16 hey I love you! I'll be down to visit. First trip will be for DDAYs! And I'll be down for other things!!"} +{"tweet": "@Hogwylde are you stupid? It was a very good game."} +{"tweet": "I kinda wish it would storm tonight.."} +{"tweet": "I seriously don't understand how people who sing and act get paid way more than people who save lives...."} +{"tweet": "Just made this kid quit on madden\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@smleduc @memory232323 totally"} +{"tweet": "@C_Foust because someone was in mine!"} +{"tweet": "So ready for this storm that were suppose to get"} +{"tweet": "@DaltonBush2 Absolutely positive \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "It's a perfect day to lay out right now...the only thing missing is are my friends who aren't here and my pool that isn't opened"} +{"tweet": "To much on the mind to fall asleep #Damn"} +{"tweet": "The Blackhawks weren't going undefeated all year anyway"} +{"tweet": "@DoTheGlenBERNE haha honestly that's probably less scary in the middle of the night"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone know what sorry really means?"} +{"tweet": "Reds fest time \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "lol have a nice life"} +{"tweet": "This lady owe me $100 , another one owes me $50 \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "@thats0jack @LOHANTHONY @jennxpenn @andrewlx I ASKED U IF U SLAYED U SAW MY TWEET WHERE IS TWEER CREDS JACK I ASKED U IF U SLAYED JACK"} +{"tweet": "im actually really annoyed because people are stupid and it annoys me"} +{"tweet": "@mariethefes no next time you are trying it :D"} +{"tweet": "@MegynPrice Thanks to u for a terrific job on the show. Sorry to see it end. Have a terrific day."} +{"tweet": "@EslickKevin \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@CharlesTrippy when u said the butterfly place was the coolest thing you'd ever seen does that include the inside of ur brain?"} +{"tweet": "Gravity is a sick movie omg"} +{"tweet": "Seriously, WHY AM I SO LAZY?"} +{"tweet": "2 more hours then i can finally enjoy this day"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to go Christmas shopping! \\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf81"} +{"tweet": "@AustinRalph10 shut up. These refs are just fine."} +{"tweet": "@HopeHalsey idk why"} +{"tweet": "@joelcummings2 wud?"} +{"tweet": "@kirstie_hans it was the most adorable thing I have ever seen"} +{"tweet": "@shereedre10 I've not accused anyone. I merely want answers."} +{"tweet": "Someone get up and go shopping with me"} +{"tweet": "Just met your mom lol. @JustChippy00"} +{"tweet": "All I want to do is go ice skating"} +{"tweet": "I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss high school"} +{"tweet": "The more you work out the weaker his knees get \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\udcaa"} +{"tweet": "Kristen's tweets amuse me."} +{"tweet": "I seriously think my head is going to explode #headachefromhell"} +{"tweet": "I wish i knew i was your world<3"} +{"tweet": "yup. definitely gona be longer than 10 hours. #FML EVEN MORE. i totally wanted to spend my saturday night at mcdonalds."} +{"tweet": "@knopio7 did you human proof my necklace? Lol I tried getting it off, but i legit can't. Lmao"} +{"tweet": "HA Gayyyyy"} +{"tweet": "@ABorofski6 yeah I know"} +{"tweet": "@NickZambeck possibly could turn it into you have no wienahhhhh"} +{"tweet": "I need to stop being grumpy today."} +{"tweet": "Off to shop for the homless shelter, then to the soup kitchen to serve, then to drop off the things at the shelter. #BusyBee"} +{"tweet": "@carlyyjosam rematch. Now."} +{"tweet": "@USCellularCares from the home/my account page, no. Just kicks me out. If I can get to rewards, I get a msg that page is down an call CS"} +{"tweet": "I'm not gonna stress about it.\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Aaron's milk looked like cottage cheese #aboutpuked @Haskins8"} +{"tweet": "Looking forward to bummin it tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@MalFrizz @shaydem perfect I'll get to the liquor store and make it my bitch"} +{"tweet": "I hate knowing that I won't be a kid anymore in 3 years"} +{"tweet": "It's only, 10:49? \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@Colten_Shinkle \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Do what I think you're gonna do and I swear, it'll be game over."} +{"tweet": "Baylor and I just had our annual donut run."} +{"tweet": "@motherwhaIe hi"} +{"tweet": "@ted_pearson @bigTC47 we should head down to #Augusta for the par three event..."} +{"tweet": "Flacco won that game, Ray that dude though"} +{"tweet": "WHY CAN'T I BE A SENIOR"} +{"tweet": "I can't add pictures anymore? Hmm."} +{"tweet": "I want a vape pen dude. \\ud83d\\ude17\\ud83d\\udca8\\ud83d\\udca8\\ud83d\\udca8"} +{"tweet": "Life would be so much easier if we could tell the future, we would always know the right choices to make and the right paths to take!!"} +{"tweet": "San Francisco CA Sun Mar 3rd PM Forecast: REST OF TONIGHT Patchy Fog Lo 49 MONDAY Patchy Fog Hi 51"} +{"tweet": "wow i haven't worn makeup in a while."} +{"tweet": "@MsZack Demand answers on lack of security while their golden child of last years election Paul Ryan voted AGAINST additional Benghazi help"} +{"tweet": "Honestly what is school? But actually I don't ever go"} +{"tweet": "g to send Luke on a wild-goose chase so he wouldn't #discover the truth?"} +{"tweet": "My sheets come completely off the bed every night. I flip the fuck out every morning"} +{"tweet": "@BODEVP apparently? Continuous admissions... And it was under review immediately. But I'm freaked out."} +{"tweet": "You keep me guessing all the time."} +{"tweet": "@AustinW_Suttie wishing i could retweet this"} +{"tweet": "this capri sun tho >>>"} +{"tweet": "you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be"} +{"tweet": "I already love this job. FREE FOOD"} +{"tweet": "We always go in for a late night bite"} +{"tweet": "Bring in Scott Tolzien!! #SickOfFlynn"} +{"tweet": "Why you babysittin 2 or 3 shots!"} +{"tweet": "Feel free to text me!"} +{"tweet": "pretty sure Telestrations is my new fav game"} +{"tweet": "Headed towards Morgantown \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@laurenpresswood @jonwayne_11 congrats you 2!!!!! So proud of you both!"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to murder this woodpecker. 5am. EVERY DAY. Drilling on our storm pipe. DUDE you clearly are not getting a lady-friend this way"} +{"tweet": "@Brandon9Collins whenever you want!"} +{"tweet": "@SammNicolex3 @littlemilso I'm not far from Pitt!"} +{"tweet": "I love our mid line"} +{"tweet": "@cormican_molly oh Quinn..."} +{"tweet": "Is it just me or is iMessage not working.."} +{"tweet": "So many bug bites. \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "Nothing is frustrating me more right now than the fact I'm missing the KC vs Texas game.. \\u26be\\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "annoying af #prevtweet"} +{"tweet": "Is it bad I have to think about what grade I'm in?"} +{"tweet": "@Bret_Blevins34 Just relax man, itll all end good"} +{"tweet": "Time flies by... #bittersweet"} +{"tweet": "You'll screw that."} +{"tweet": "I'm so sensitive, I over think every little thing, and I care way too much."} +{"tweet": "I have to go to bed with a bag of ice every night so I'm not hot. There's something wrong with that. \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "We're all kinda weird lookin if ya think about it"} +{"tweet": "In not going to you go first"} +{"tweet": "Homestretch to getting out of here. Can I please just miss this lecture?"} +{"tweet": "Think I would be getting the ball to Luuuuuke"} +{"tweet": "@AbbyK722 That's what I have been trying to tell him..."} +{"tweet": "Merp."} +{"tweet": "@smorgs9 no, it's not like that."} +{"tweet": "@LukeEckenrode25 um NO! I was made on the beach my muddur told me"} +{"tweet": "I am so mad/sad about Brooks leaving. \\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\ude2d #BachelorNation #Bachelorette"} +{"tweet": "@addisonmiller83 find her tonight bud you won't be able to sleep tonight #anxiety"} +{"tweet": "Ambition is priceless, it's something that's in your veins."} +{"tweet": "Welp looks like I'm not looking for a new job now... since they apologized and basically begged me to stay \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I tried to get the titanic song to play"} +{"tweet": "Political twitter accounts are probably the most inaccurate, close-minded mess I have ever seen. Too many double standard."} +{"tweet": "@Fizz1328 I also \\have\\\" Indian blood in me from my dad's side of the family. It's cool you're reading on that stuff dude\""} +{"tweet": "Whatever"} +{"tweet": "Cause everybody knows me and I know them and I believe that's the way we're supposed to live"} +{"tweet": "@_pellegrini6 well you're not"} +{"tweet": "everybody says get in the basement but id rather be upstairs watchin it. is that weird? haha"} +{"tweet": "@The90sLife indeed"} +{"tweet": "@CollinRambler_3 @jordanfox32 @prof_puffnstuff @dannysmolka_22 I don't even have an ERA so you can suck it!"} +{"tweet": "@jacqui0691 wait really?!"} +{"tweet": "It's over"} +{"tweet": "\\Oh my god, like at least five guys have messaged me to tell me how big of an attention whore I am!\\\" At least I hope that's what you meant.\""} +{"tweet": "I can leave but I'll just stay, all my stuff's here any way"} +{"tweet": "@JessBrookeDixon I love youuuuuu"} +{"tweet": "@Hannah_Lynn_xo YESSSS! Can you make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?"} +{"tweet": "When I find out who called into work I'm gonna hate them forever."} +{"tweet": "And those Christmas decorations. They were so pretty"} +{"tweet": "Why is MTV making a reality show about nurses?"} +{"tweet": "Lesson learned \\nFor the 500th time"} +{"tweet": "I could live off of Dragonfruit Devotion from Teavana."} +{"tweet": "Worked out for the first time in about 2 weeks.... talk about brutal"} +{"tweet": "Lexington soccer boys.\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Ed edd n eddy boyy"} +{"tweet": "you make me wanna get barefoot and buckwild."} +{"tweet": "@Shannons_Rae what's about our game....."} +{"tweet": "@ChelseaHeston_ what are you getting noww?"} +{"tweet": "@MaddiePaige2013 Almost just hit your milf lol"} +{"tweet": "@DoublerOrNothin will do!"} +{"tweet": "@wilson_sarah16 your the lame . \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 lol jk ."} +{"tweet": "@i2amPossible I'm looking at doing that one because it would mean zero travel for me, @IvoryLuna3 and our daughters."} +{"tweet": "Small town livin"} +{"tweet": "Don't think to long.."} +{"tweet": "This day keeps going from bad to worse"} +{"tweet": "Wow, Tony and Jens relationship is honestly the cutest thing in the world, why can't I be them \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "God bless the broken road that led me straight to you.\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "The only downfall to the end of the semester..unpacking everything \\ud83d\\ude15 #hateit #blah"} +{"tweet": "When I get my dog, I'm gonna buy him a mini Pens jersey. And we shall watch games together."} +{"tweet": "Bruised cheek because you got elbowed in the face... #basketballprobs"} +{"tweet": "Solid game by Wacha! Sucks to lose a NoNo like that"} +{"tweet": "@Mulatto_Madness I shall hook a brother up next week when I go to Dubuque! \\n#GiftCardFoDays"} +{"tweet": "@mikaela_smiff I try. \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Somewhere in America, Miley Cyrus is still twerking"} +{"tweet": "Calvin Harris should of won that one. #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "When will i see you again"} +{"tweet": "@ebright3737 @kylehorner94 @ijesswellmani yes good movies just sad movies"} +{"tweet": "@Comic_nerd123 @Brendanviper15 INTERNET FOR ALMOST TWO DAYS!!"} +{"tweet": "I don't want it to rain. It's icky"} +{"tweet": "Dayyum im still up"} +{"tweet": "Last day in US"} +{"tweet": "Ooooooooh yeaaaaah ya. \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@namdude0373 chicago is p cool tho"} +{"tweet": "@xxhallexx SORRY GOD"} +{"tweet": "Thank the lord no one screenshotted..."} +{"tweet": "You don't have to agree with someone's beliefs and practices but you should accept them based on the person they are."} +{"tweet": "@MannySoto_31 Glenn's gonna be fine \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@OheySuKim I DO. Love you toooo."} +{"tweet": "Self check outs were made for hungover people so they don't have to see or talk to a cashier. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "And the sound of people chewing... #disgusting"} +{"tweet": "Ya feel me @nick_corso_143?"} +{"tweet": "@ProFootballTalk due to WR injuries do you think TO, Chad Johnson or another FA WR might get a call from the #Packers or another #NFL team?"} +{"tweet": "2 hot girls at McDonald's."} +{"tweet": "No one appreciates anyone anymore"} +{"tweet": "Holy fuck @Sydddneyyyy your a nation champ!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Jordyn is lesbian for me"} +{"tweet": "@Juicy_Mattie_J this tweet is fantastic"} +{"tweet": "@AlexBrant21 @AricFosterjv Brant you go to South Gay School"} +{"tweet": "STOP"} +{"tweet": "#crazybitch"} +{"tweet": "@rudycastellano text me"} +{"tweet": "@BeccaPrimeaux me too."} +{"tweet": "Duuuuuudddddeeeeeee why does everyone suck so fucking much"} +{"tweet": "Why can't we be fraaaannsss"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@AllieMariexxo: Sometimes you never know the true value of a moment, until its a memory.\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "You know you're getting old when you are excited to snuggle under the sheets :P"} +{"tweet": "I feel old."} +{"tweet": "Move your aaa"} +{"tweet": "@sesdokalski I hope I do! \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Knowing I have to actually set my alarm for tomorrow kinda makes me like extremely sad. #goawayschool"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@KillaSwagSGOD trying to sleep. \\ud83d\\ude1f"} +{"tweet": "A shot of whiskey sounds prime right about now #crabby"} +{"tweet": "it's like GBA graphics and they're freaking out over it"} +{"tweet": "#SadderdayOlympics sounds so fun. HAHAHAA ! I wanna do it so bad. But that's a lot of work !"} +{"tweet": "I truly and am lead to be deeply convicted to require a specific glove for every job. #religious #church"} +{"tweet": "Over thinking all this shit and have no one to talk to \\ud83d\\ude23 that's the worst. Having another persons opinion always helps."} +{"tweet": "@cskuble buy a six pack of spotted cow and life will be better."} +{"tweet": "sleeping in my own bed >>>> \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Nothing ever goes right for me."} +{"tweet": "Can't find the Badger game on my computer!!! Sh**********t!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm just real excited for the derby on Saturday. \\ud83d\\ude97\\ud83d\\udca5\\ud83d\\ude95\\ud83d\\udca5\\ud83d\\ude99"} +{"tweet": "@kaela_bickham does it come out tomorrow ?"} +{"tweet": "Pimp of the month is @sethBDPtipton \\n#sisters"} +{"tweet": "Oh my gosh tomorrow is our last full day..."} +{"tweet": "@kaleymichelle2 hate you more than anything rn"} +{"tweet": "All I see is you face\\nAll I need is your touch\\nWake me up with your lips \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Fucking ridiculous. I hate working for the freaking cooperate devil."} +{"tweet": "I wish I didnt work at six every morning"} +{"tweet": "Mind of a loner"} +{"tweet": "@nicolecolgren I'll be right over!"} +{"tweet": "The fact that we stop texting after texting all day and now I'm sad <<<<<<<<< #nogood"} +{"tweet": "I always plan to get all my homework done on sundays but end up watching football all day"} +{"tweet": "@jordanjanjan hahaha (: I'll try and see you but I mean you have to meet me half way and actually see me too!"} +{"tweet": "@KATastrophic95 #thegoodlife"} +{"tweet": "Knowing I get to see Jeff and Jeremy tonight>>>>> #yay #excited"} +{"tweet": "It's the little things that make my day."} +{"tweet": "@musiclover0821 the last time someone called me an asshole, I corrected him by telling him I am the whole ass and he was fired"} +{"tweet": "he hides his feelings so well."} +{"tweet": "@kristen_eileen5 @e_depaolo yep"} +{"tweet": "Emily turned me into a night owl and now she goes to sleep early.\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@BigDaddyStank @dubbyhudson you guys always have this conversation...."} +{"tweet": "Living on the beach in the Carolinas with my best friend @M_Rheinbolt yeah for sure. #LifePlan"} +{"tweet": "@Xzyliac New Garbage is better than last 5 years Garbage"} +{"tweet": "Working with a vendor that has exchange integration. Inbox only not sub folders."} +{"tweet": "I just remembered what happened over spring break.. oh . My . God . Never ever to bring that up ... ish happened."} +{"tweet": "Cute bike"} +{"tweet": "@Dan_Leary13 how ain't you in a beer mood"} +{"tweet": "got the roomates coming down sunday to meetup before move in day \\ud83c\\udfc0"} +{"tweet": "@lizzieb2011 It was so good seeing your beautiful face!!"} +{"tweet": "Your bullshit is stinking up the place"} +{"tweet": "Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you over again, don't make me change my mind."} +{"tweet": "goooodnight \\ud83d\\ude34\\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Someone take me to ferris so I know it's real"} +{"tweet": "idk whether to walk away or take the risk"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@larue_katie_: @SydneySnow13 ill have to ask my father. lets hope he says yes.\\u201d my life so much"} +{"tweet": "I never thought Minerva people were that bad. Everyone I knew was nice to me."} +{"tweet": "Chick fil A sounds heavenly right now"} +{"tweet": "@katelynierr \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@AmyBChirps @Fact yesssss!!!!! ARE!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Slow down, grab the wall"} +{"tweet": "if you leave your trash at the movie theatre, I automatically hate you."} +{"tweet": "I thought it was going away and it came right back #damnit"} +{"tweet": "@E_Shaheen82 on a serious note... I had so much school spirit tonight, so you can suck it. @tommy_sully"} +{"tweet": "@AdrianneCurry damn :)"} +{"tweet": "Chunky"} +{"tweet": "@laurencristine7 :(((((("} +{"tweet": "I'd be lying if I said I wasn't getting drunk tonight and not going to make bad decisions #VEISHEA here we come!! #rollin20"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@relientkenny: #SundayFunday\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "Off to spend my day working in this cold weather \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@AnthonyPalermo4 Applebee's"} +{"tweet": "@lexi_slutz says the one who can't find their phone \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for the 13th with my boys @CDWeese @riverboywolfe27"} +{"tweet": "@Zackfiggins brb texting you haha"} +{"tweet": "@Tifffaannyyyy I love knitting."} +{"tweet": "@jarrodhuynh420 sure ill just plug it in, to the invisible outlet dick. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@CountryLivin_18 :) no problem!"} +{"tweet": "@nadasfan oh ok. Thanks"} +{"tweet": "There's only two people in this world that can actually make me feel better, and one of them is my horse \\u2764\\ud83d\\udc34"} +{"tweet": "I want my mom to come back home."} +{"tweet": "@alexalove_3 I will"} +{"tweet": "@Ravyn_Mikelle thanks!"} +{"tweet": "Lost 9 pounds in 2 days... \\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "why did I leave that early..."} +{"tweet": "burnt"} +{"tweet": "I like that we keep our meds in the alcohol cabinet lol"} +{"tweet": "@jared_henning32 Thanks buddy it was an ugly game... Good luck with the rest of your season #leavenodoubt"} +{"tweet": "Shut up. You guys are stupid."} +{"tweet": "Go hawkeyes..."} +{"tweet": "@MalloryFinn that's bc God is the only one who can make you happy and honestly god is the ONLY one you need to make happy \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@mandy0512 ill even toss in a Shakeology and a protein bar for your stacked ass! #sheisrippedguys"} +{"tweet": "Not doing any homework and going straight to bed sounds pretty good #sore #exhausted"} +{"tweet": "Desperate Housewives making me tear up and stuff."} +{"tweet": "@paulmesi Such nice December weather for cycling!"} +{"tweet": "@sweatpants_13 I miss you! Come back to us please\\ud83d\\ude4f #dontmakemebeg #iwill"} +{"tweet": "Jeter needs to come off the DL so I can tell me kid all about him"} +{"tweet": "@mikaylam11 that's inaccurate because it is already dead"} +{"tweet": "Someone tell @JimmySleaze Fantasy Golf is back."} +{"tweet": "Dancin with this snake in Mikey's car. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@_Hannah_Lenore I got it off his private ig :P"} +{"tweet": "@emilymcav we should hang out sometime!"} +{"tweet": "Interesting and scandalous stories always happen to other people :/"} +{"tweet": "@tinastormer hell yeah on Saturday! No one ever goes out anymore and it makes me sad!"} +{"tweet": "I'm so sore."} +{"tweet": "@EdgarFig44 did ya go a little too try hard in gym today?"} +{"tweet": "why is it so hard to get this fucking peek a boo out"} +{"tweet": "A great day to help my students learn how to play better golf! #PracticewithaPurpose"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc73\\ud83d\\udc73; ommgg we haven't talked in forever bc i lost your number but you're really nice & funny!\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@lstefancin35 yeah sure what you said \\ud83d\\ude1c haha jk. Love you Lauren"} +{"tweet": "Wow the halftime has turned sasha fierce."} +{"tweet": "I'm being such a creep right now. \\u263a @AyOtwist"} +{"tweet": "Shit sucks been having fun hooping with the bros all week now I gotta go back to dealing with this bullshit coach \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@imShawnn lol I don't think so"} +{"tweet": "I hate morning.\\ud83d\\ude1e\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "my baby brother said I'm his favorite <3<3<3"} +{"tweet": "Being prescribed painkillers during finals week is doing wonders for my writing skills lol NOT"} +{"tweet": "I don't have time to explain why I don't have time"} +{"tweet": "@dannydoutdoors sounds too peaceful \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Can't even wait for the game right now. Who am I?! #heatnation"} +{"tweet": "No shut the fuck up . I know what's best for me no you ."} +{"tweet": "@jake_taylor1997 that's true"} +{"tweet": "Woke up \\ud83d\\ude12, then realized tomorrow is Friday \\ud83d\\ude1b. #ThingsAreLookingUp"} +{"tweet": "Who's tryin to make money who has a car and 18?"} +{"tweet": "It feels like 10pm and I'm ready for bed. Thanks daylight savings."} +{"tweet": "@JustinThomas311 \\ud83d\\udc49\\u270a"} +{"tweet": "It amazes me the words people can throw around. #uevenknowwhatthatmeans"} +{"tweet": "@davek Ha ha lmao"} +{"tweet": "I'm starving.."} +{"tweet": "I'm vegucated. \\nLawl."} +{"tweet": "I live with two 18 year old guys there is never any food in my house"} +{"tweet": "@KillingAurora @Kaystilen I love you guys"} +{"tweet": "#LetsGoPens"} +{"tweet": "me & Olivia have the exact same schedule again just like last yearrrr"} +{"tweet": "Then a hobo"} +{"tweet": "@TheJK_Kid is out new computer background here at Baseball Rampage in Columbus. Feel free to stop in sometime. @jordan_d_mills"} +{"tweet": "Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color????"} +{"tweet": "I have this problem of going to bed at 1030 lately \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Last time I checked i don't care about your problems so shut the fuck up"} +{"tweet": "Going to my grandmas keeps sounding better and better everyday.."} +{"tweet": "if someone ignores me Im not going to keep trying to get their attention they can just fuck off at that point"} +{"tweet": "Call me crazy, but I like school, I like studying, and I almost like staying up to 2 writing boss essays. #almost"} +{"tweet": "Today was the last straw for me and you.."} +{"tweet": "@Riley_Childs that's what's up!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@AbbeyNiezgoda @richardfeindel great plan! The kid could use a sandwich :)"} +{"tweet": "@kayleyelrick I repeat, everywhere."} +{"tweet": "I'm going to homecoming with someone now, I'm getting Chinese for dinner, I went shopping & I'm going hunting. I'd say I've had a good day"} +{"tweet": "I cannot wait till everyone is at school so I have something to do. I'm so bored! \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Feeling extra angry today. So frustrated. What has been wrong with me lately?"} +{"tweet": "What channel is the game on?"} +{"tweet": "@AlexIanGarcia I thought it wasn't possible..."} +{"tweet": "@FreeEvanHenry @WilloB I mean ask Jordan anyone can talk all the shit about it but it's a pretty amazing car when you see it's strengths!"} +{"tweet": "Me and Haley are going on a date today guys"} +{"tweet": "Rain will ruin all plans"} +{"tweet": "Fucking sure I was so nervous during that speech #meth @Swagsone"} +{"tweet": "I hate to say \\I told you so\\\".. but fuck it, I told you so!\""} +{"tweet": "Talking to other girls \\ud83d\\ude2a"} +{"tweet": "Booty on the brain"} +{"tweet": "I just really want a massage right now\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@K_Berg17 IF YOU WOULD COME TO SCHOOL. Lol I'll probably be in there with you next semester."} +{"tweet": "@alexerwin65 @TheRealLHatch I HATE YOU GUYS. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I adore my job- the people, the mission, the tasks, the timelines, my boss and the challenges. Feeling right where I should be ! #peace"} +{"tweet": "6 blisters and sore thighs. Yea, I don't think I'm ever skating again."} +{"tweet": "Saltine crackers are my favorite #prime"} +{"tweet": "Can Food Network just play Chopped 24/7? Is that too much to ask?"} +{"tweet": "Had a good nite @ work glad its over haf some homemade veggie soup Michael made to warm my achy bones hope i wind down & sleep soon #tired"} +{"tweet": "@jess_renee6 yeah. Why don't you just come and we can take u home? No one is here for you to need to impress honestly"} +{"tweet": "Oooooooh look its Scar on tv! #GoldenGlobes"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to bed WHAT THE FUCK!"} +{"tweet": "I'm exhausted until I actually lay down.."} +{"tweet": "Opening Day, Go Cubs!!"} +{"tweet": "An hour later and my dads on his way \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "\\@PhilJackson11: As per MJ\\u2019s shot in game 6. That wasn\\u2019t a push off. It was a \\nhelping hand to a broke down comrade. :-)\\\" AWESOME\""} +{"tweet": "@emileeebethh3 okay"} +{"tweet": "Hey @Baileyyyyboo hope you have a wonderful dayy. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I bet you stalk my twitter"} +{"tweet": "My sleep schedule is sooo messed up."} +{"tweet": "Why am I getting sick? This isn't supposed to happen .. \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@Raheem_ali04 what site"} +{"tweet": "Out of ALL the muscles that could be sore today, my forearms win...wtf? Driving is going to suck #ouchie \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "@CGEdwards27 haha ask the crew dude"} +{"tweet": "Its a scary thought that i almost lost the only aunt/uncle i have left"} +{"tweet": "@MarianneSimmons @naiasdetroit we are"} +{"tweet": "Idk"} +{"tweet": "Oh fuck me. I forgot we had school tomorrow. Goodnight world."} +{"tweet": "33- well possibly"} +{"tweet": "@nhycoljenner lol actin a hotmess lol"} +{"tweet": "K tell me why I'm having conversations with people who aren't here lol. Off two."} +{"tweet": "@DanicaPatrick that's what my family had tonight! Good stuff."} +{"tweet": "People are so rude. It just doesn't make sense."} +{"tweet": "@myllapimentel adorooooo essa musica \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@JacobFey7 wow that was shady"} +{"tweet": "@dawno317 I think I need to come visit. You always do fun stuff."} +{"tweet": "I would rather stab my eyes with forks at this point in time"} +{"tweet": "@taylor_wis whatchya dig from starbucks? I'm making quick stop."} +{"tweet": "Slept from from 5:30 this morning until 6:15 at night. Might be something wrong with me."} +{"tweet": "The Nightmare Before Christmas\\ud83c\\udf84"} +{"tweet": "& cold."} +{"tweet": "Soo I've come to the conclusion that I drink way too much pop and eat way to much different forms of cheese... \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude14 #fatgirlproblems"} +{"tweet": "Sorry to hear about Hoyer @TheDanMiller this could've been the year...@MattBrewer"} +{"tweet": "@Midwestfan ol fella still gets up every now and then"} +{"tweet": "WE'RE THAT ONE STATE IN BETWEEN. GO IOWA."} +{"tweet": "I cannot be productive with Steveo behind the bar"} +{"tweet": "#Lacy"} +{"tweet": "Victory is contagious"} +{"tweet": "@W_Amburgey15 like @MarkyMark441"} +{"tweet": "@KB_Bitchhh forgot about Tyamos?"} +{"tweet": "So pumped for Game of Thrones"} +{"tweet": "All I wanna do is just go home for a weekend... Why is that so hard to understand"} +{"tweet": "@drehead1995 Betchu won't do shit though!!!! Lmfao.."} +{"tweet": "@Jewelxo I dont go for clips since 3 days ago I got fucked from a 7 man it wasn't even in my theatre and havnt been able to hit any since"} +{"tweet": "If you're a Clemson fan and pulling for Ohio State... Shame on you"} +{"tweet": "your not that bad"} +{"tweet": "Today was to fun!"} +{"tweet": "extremely doubtful but falcons could be 1-4 after tonight.."} +{"tweet": "@TheKingofMilk @Mcpattycakes the scores are out?"} +{"tweet": "@joshwolfcomedy my 2 year old is winning based on mascots...colors are for amateurs"} +{"tweet": "@padgettbrady gonna be a great game"} +{"tweet": "@Jillian_Emery @fimorreale haha wanna fight?"} +{"tweet": "@bgrossxo no problem :) haha"} +{"tweet": "Can't go back to sleep."} +{"tweet": "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD"} +{"tweet": "We had our last practice tonight for Dixie Freshman soccer team and it was kinda sad. We have our last game on friday too;("} +{"tweet": "@Robi2184 Ummm... right... like Denver...."} +{"tweet": "Lindsay has been talking for six years."} +{"tweet": "WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TAKE THE RESULT OF THE PLAY ARE YOU KIDDING ME"} +{"tweet": "If you can pull off a flannel, daisy duke's and cowgirl boots>>"} +{"tweet": "Who gave this guy a teaching license"} +{"tweet": "@1500ESPN_Reusse good thing your bookie moved out and Josh Arnold moved in."} +{"tweet": "Friday Friday getting down on Friday"} +{"tweet": "That's a win win :)))"} +{"tweet": "Today is everyone drive like an asshole day apparently."} +{"tweet": "Conners' sister makes me laugh \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I want to have a bonfire with the class of 2017 \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@TrinidadJamesGG #beYOU"} +{"tweet": "Didn't lose to the Vikings this year. I'll take it. 2-1-1 in division isn't bad. Thursday is the big one."} +{"tweet": "they say men are children, but sometimes, children are men."} +{"tweet": "You're gonna miss me by my walk, you're gonna miss me by my talk"} +{"tweet": "@corey_brunner no need, apparently it's a public event"} +{"tweet": "@laurenhelios @571ff I fall asleep fast guys ok :("} +{"tweet": "This supper i eat pizza with peacs."} +{"tweet": "@Amberbennett524 @hollywoooodd @megaaanxj good, then we have no issue...\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I cannot do life today"} +{"tweet": "Or say it doesn't matter, because it's gonna matter to me. I can't be.... Alone with you. #jakeowen"} +{"tweet": "Theres things in everyone's past that makes them who there are today It scares you but everyone needs someone to walk you through your fears"} +{"tweet": "@alexandriamil_ that's probably what I'll do. Heck if I have enough money maybe both\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "feels good to be home ."} +{"tweet": "I had to stop myself from favoriting that. I've favorited or retweeted too much."} +{"tweet": "@Carimarie2012 I do have big booty. But I'm not a hoe"} +{"tweet": "@lexi_sands text me"} +{"tweet": "Anything to do today?? \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "What is sleep"} +{"tweet": "HAHAHAHA just laughing at my life."} +{"tweet": "\\@UnusualFactPage: Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@wingsfan5 both:p haha I love them too much, this will be my 2nd game. And third overall besides the two I worked."} +{"tweet": "I swear I like live at Dunkin"} +{"tweet": "@connorcoup14 JUST MY FREAKING LIFE ."} +{"tweet": "@manduhhhhh_b I'm bringing pie back to Morgantown! YOU'RE WELCOME"} +{"tweet": "have missed the past 2 challenge rivals episodes \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@patrykfiedorek he was unreal in the last two series other than that he didn't do shit. Must've quit drinking for the ones that counted hah"} +{"tweet": "@Bryn_carey I'm coming to see you\\ud83d\\ude18 #loveyou"} +{"tweet": "I actually feel really good about driving my car."} +{"tweet": "90's music is so much better than today's garbage"} +{"tweet": "So tired right now. I can't do anything. My boss needs to learn I don't always want to come in when he calls me in early."} +{"tweet": "Seriously @NASCAR, you new website design is the worst."} +{"tweet": "You're so full of yourself."} +{"tweet": "Like I think if that would have been said by anyone else I wouldn't have taken up for you. Tbh."} +{"tweet": "Luke killed a turkey this morning and we're grilling it now. Eating good tonight!"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna talk to you"} +{"tweet": "@JBlackouTweets hahaha that's funny you never laid a hand on me and I blasted you twice and you fell into the bar. You never touched anyone"} +{"tweet": "@NickRouthier hahaha shhhh #nocreephere"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna turn this into motivation"} +{"tweet": "I've got beer pong, few strobes, and a wicked PA. Aaand no one knows a good spot?! Lol Not even a suggestion, Fuck you guys."} +{"tweet": "@e_man yes indeed let's just pray egos don't get in the way of the ultimate prize!!"} +{"tweet": "I really hate my friends"} +{"tweet": "Why the hell do I have a bill from iTunes?? I don't buy shit on there."} +{"tweet": "@cameronloizides just give up already, your such an asshole. I regret anything and everything I ever said because I didn't realize what an"} +{"tweet": "last night\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@emilykrothrock @LNapolitanoPsyD @FlywheelPhilly I went yesterday morn at 7 with Carrie W! Was on a plane home from NC this morn. #nexttime"} +{"tweet": "Ill help you"} +{"tweet": "@Cubs I think Ryan Sandberg would have been a better manager then Dale. Maybe we need to be in talks with him to come back to Chicago"} +{"tweet": "@LB_Ed i can only stay for an hour though my dudddde"} +{"tweet": "LOL @ you"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had a work out buddy or someone to go running with or go to the gym with or something"} +{"tweet": "Everyone's complaining how their bracket is jakes but mine is doing pretty well"} +{"tweet": "Give shady the ball chip we have the best back in the league and he has like 7 carries"} +{"tweet": "@wwwbigbaldhead \\n\\nHey babers!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@TimCrow2410 ehh pretty good. You??"} +{"tweet": "Congrats to @be_jellyofKelly for committing tonight. Love watching the team take the next step forward. #hardworkpaysoff #proudcoach"} +{"tweet": "@ambermariano There's only 2 people.."} +{"tweet": "my new bathing suits\\ud83d\\udc59 >>"} +{"tweet": "And the snoring begins"} +{"tweet": "I'm working too hard let's get into some fun shit"} +{"tweet": "Popeye's chicken tenders>>>>>> AND THEY HOT!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Boys are flipping idiots. I think they live for one purpose only... and that is to make every girl's life in this world flat out miserable."} +{"tweet": "Anchorman 2 is so fuckin funny"} +{"tweet": "@fmanjoo Price, insure., parking, gas, upkeep. Wouldn\\u2019t surprise me. Hope you tweet the results of this little poll."} +{"tweet": "I want pizza so badly I might literally die"} +{"tweet": "Adairs finest trying to tell me I go to fast in the parking lot...he doesn't realize those potholes are rough on a camaro"} +{"tweet": "Day 4 of work thank goodness I'm off tomorrow!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Wow, Macy's actually called ME for an interview #wanted lol #toolate"} +{"tweet": "I had a dream we had school today...\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Nice play there by Teddy."} +{"tweet": "#WhyImThankful puppies and pie"} +{"tweet": "Turned on the tv to see what happened in Boston.. #prayforboston"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait 2 more weeks for hotel California I'm getting to anxious @Tyga"} +{"tweet": "When you have a sleeping baby, everything around you seems really really loud."} +{"tweet": "A vote for Chris Colfer is a vote for quality! Chris Colfer #comedictvactor #PeoplesChoice"} +{"tweet": "@J_Pdiddy_Cok @_midgot @kameronnicole13 LOL sounds like we might have to have a business meeting"} +{"tweet": "Good, Better, Best... Never let it rest until the good be better and the better be best!"} +{"tweet": "@lavandulaprana I love ya Paige;) night sweetie!"} +{"tweet": "Life's complicated, guess it makes things interesting that way."} +{"tweet": "@Tpresker come on nowww \\ud83d\\udc45\\ud83d\\udc31"} +{"tweet": "Just had some delish sushi the Boss dropped off for us.... #yum"} +{"tweet": "@davonmagwood extreme and terrible example. Grasping with that one"} +{"tweet": "@MorganMarie76 you need swag"} +{"tweet": "im seriously so mad. ive been home all day and not even going anywhere tonight \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "Must suck not to tan during the summer"} +{"tweet": "i swore i'd never falll , but i felll .."} +{"tweet": "@B_Sell34 WHAT IS THIS MADNESS #where r you"} +{"tweet": "@marycatherine_s I'm working the 4 days out of 4 days I can work hahah"} +{"tweet": "@BizzyStacks well the answer to that is we live 1948395920 hours away from eachother"} +{"tweet": "@emgigliotti37 @jshalk want to do it for one month, together? We can keep each other accountable and blog about it."} +{"tweet": "So @DeAudraD since half our four is injured, how bout that double? ;) @masianleinani @RayMan_Yocum"} +{"tweet": "Semi-final game \\ud83d\\ude4c \\ud83d\\udc3e #letsgo #tcb"} +{"tweet": "Just wanted to take a moment and thank all those who defend our country #happymemorialday"} +{"tweet": "Beach today with #twitterlessjulie"} +{"tweet": "Omg this woman is ratchet. #HolyShit #ExcuseMe"} +{"tweet": "@Maxamillion1010 best decision you've ever made"} +{"tweet": "Making CD's for the car \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "L.L. Bean has the BEST customer service. Great products and great people."} +{"tweet": "@NickFlora @MrChurchGuy Ha! I got nothing but love for you, man. Truly."} +{"tweet": "Kayli Rachelle Davis is so pretty."} +{"tweet": "@whitegirlkaity let's go workout"} +{"tweet": "Mass general hospital is such a good hospital and everyone is going to be taken care of there \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Practical tomorrow...prayers are greatly appreciated \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@jrosey_ 500,000 cash and a sick Denali come with the house #ballinhard"} +{"tweet": "Ugh"} +{"tweet": "I'm never going down, I'm never giving up. I'm never gonna leave, so put your hands up! If you like me, then say you like me!"} +{"tweet": "My boyfriend is awesome. It floors me. \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Will & Grace marathon!"} +{"tweet": "@ReboundPhysio Thanks! So psyched!"} +{"tweet": "@fictorium I think my fav so far was at the beginning when Emma gets to Regina's and sees the mess Henry made and says \\What the hell kid?\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Is everyone done now?! #finally"} +{"tweet": "Being in jeans all day, then putting on sweatpants is such an awesome feeling"} +{"tweet": "@Stacilynn_xoxo thank you \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@A_Dries24 hahaha that's awesome"} +{"tweet": "@cvercruysse @Nicky_Bunnybus we all gotta cruise one day"} +{"tweet": "@tanman750 whatever."} +{"tweet": "Challenge: Winners must have two things...Definite goals and a burning desire to achieve them."} +{"tweet": "We have 9 flavors of Dippin' Dots...spread the work!!"} +{"tweet": "@ShawnMichaels friends don't let friends shave their heads! Omg! Triple H with no hair *tear drop*"} +{"tweet": "@fvckmilk it's my moms haha"} +{"tweet": "The moment when all you can say is \\I'm used to it.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@bayler_kraus same, why isn't your day good?"} +{"tweet": "The front flash feature on snap chat might be one of the best ideas of 2013."} +{"tweet": "@ShailaNicole101 @IdCapThat lolol xD"} +{"tweet": "Mexican just told me if I came to the bar tonight he'd give my son a free drink. I think that's illegal pal. But thanks for the offer."} +{"tweet": "@iammimzylight what happened mimzy light"} +{"tweet": "\\@cal4est: #TipsToDateMe Play with my hair and cook me bacon\\\" pretty much it hahahha\""} +{"tweet": "Simultaneously working out and watching #goldenglobes bad idea.. I only feel more out if shape"} +{"tweet": "why do things like this have to happen.."} +{"tweet": "@HolsappleAli I tri ya know thank you"} +{"tweet": "When ur single it feels like everyone around you has someone but you hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Helping Mandy make Danny's football sheet while he's here.. #oops"} +{"tweet": "That standoff was amazing! I love @Joe_Kelly_Jr"} +{"tweet": "I find out everything."} +{"tweet": "I miss @JustinWeeks4"} +{"tweet": "@Pirates got @jacobyjones23 not @TheRealJacoby12"} +{"tweet": "@LILLIAN_aire it's sucks"} +{"tweet": "This is the 3rd commercial in 10 minutes. I hate the second half.."} +{"tweet": "@ThatStoreyBoy yep. already in Pekin. haha."} +{"tweet": "i would NEVER have gotten through college without my parents help."} +{"tweet": "I love bad bitches...that's my fucking problem"} +{"tweet": "Primanti Bros. #obsessed"} +{"tweet": "@Huntermoore if only. To bad my city's to small for you to visit. \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "Just wait for that text, then you can be done."} +{"tweet": "The power of love is a curious thing."} +{"tweet": "I really have to go back to work? \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Just put salsa on my eggs because I'm out of kethup"} +{"tweet": "I got pants without back pockets. Well where the hell do I keep all my money now?"} +{"tweet": "HUUUGEEEE s/o to @aleczeamer for having potential to win in fantasy when everyone expected you to go completely defeated"} +{"tweet": "Just be real"} +{"tweet": "So bored at home dealing with bullshit Instagram twitter and Facebook have become my life. #done"} +{"tweet": "On a another visit to see Andrew"} +{"tweet": "Miley's new song\\ud83d\\ude0d #wreckingball"} +{"tweet": "I remember @nickjonas being my favorite singer when I was in 4th grade."} +{"tweet": "2-0-1, beat returning state champions, Giltner"} +{"tweet": "@Furryslurry46 @TimStrouse @Mikeecurran @MZakala3 @Bach_Zrown were you with a black kid or a kid with long hair? Or a big ginger?"} +{"tweet": "@Hyde_n_Seek_8 if you're gonna act this way, get an Instagram"} +{"tweet": "Good talk :)"} +{"tweet": "You got everything that I desire."} +{"tweet": "going to make a list of 10 things I need to do to live better everyday"} +{"tweet": "car sick to the extreme~~"} +{"tweet": "#ReasonsIHateClarky"} +{"tweet": "I thought their was a spider on my bed and I end up screaming turns out it was just my hair."} +{"tweet": "I think it's funny when someone bashes another person then they act cool with then."} +{"tweet": "Are you fucking kidding me.."} +{"tweet": "#VoiceKnockouts#TeamAdam time!!! Yeah :)!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@maiahofficial @Jaren_King98 lol it's so pretty there! I love the people there it's just such a nice place to visit \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@mroulan_ come pack for me"} +{"tweet": "I'm so confused with everything."} +{"tweet": "@VeryEasy13 you know it"} +{"tweet": "Can I just sleep myself into a coma?"} +{"tweet": "@_educastillo sue\\u00f1o:(? Perra pesadilla"} +{"tweet": "@jaydv15 cause you're a little girl"} +{"tweet": "@J_HusseyIV ole miss blew this game"} +{"tweet": "I feel absolutely disgusting"} +{"tweet": "It's 5 o'clock in the mornin' and I want ya. And you want me, don't ya?"} +{"tweet": "@BridgetteKlefek r u kidding or"} +{"tweet": "@dannywood have a great night!"} +{"tweet": "Tension headaches, on top of migraines. How fun."} +{"tweet": "you tweet that at least once a month."} +{"tweet": "@calebwinenger I will laterrr"} +{"tweet": "It's never too early for Christmas gummy bears"} +{"tweet": "@GilesSenna nope \\ud83d\\ude13 and thanks \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@Lindecent yes"} +{"tweet": "lolk whatever"} +{"tweet": "@ChJaMa412 @mandamariemama I'm a strong sanguine you know. Not my fault."} +{"tweet": "SERIOUSLY SOMEONE BRING ME A PHONE CHARGER"} +{"tweet": "Trade, wow the Raiders are one strange franchise."} +{"tweet": "3 more baptized today #glorytoGod"} +{"tweet": "@OttoBuzzkill goalies dad used to play for the Chill?!?"} +{"tweet": "Definitely need @atlasgenius to come back to Des Moines soon! Loved seeing them on tv tonight :)"} +{"tweet": "Do I have any twitter friends that do hot yoga?"} +{"tweet": "@stevenshidla come to varsity theater!! by McDonald's"} +{"tweet": "I'm fading. Don't have to much fun without me. Good night everyone.zzzzzzz"} +{"tweet": "When the barista tells me to get a wallet I think the plastic bag method might be getting old #Trends"} +{"tweet": "Haylee and Audrianna have a catfish relationship! Lmfao"} +{"tweet": "@Jsalinas213 @BrandonWojo1 ik you handled it good but you where sore after it man!"} +{"tweet": "Regardless of what you think, you AREN'T any more special than everyone else here. #GetOverYourself"} +{"tweet": "I look back now & think \\wow, how could I even do that? I was so stupid.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Forever addicted to apple bees"} +{"tweet": "Either way I suck"} +{"tweet": "Never thought I'd say this but Applebee's is my new favorite place to eat. #2For20"} +{"tweet": "So many bruises \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@meaganvota yeah I cheer for my school squad were kinda a big deal led by the one and only Emily Berghman... Basically top notch shit"} +{"tweet": "About 30 something into this movie.. It's pretty bad so far"} +{"tweet": "Ill be there no matter what."} +{"tweet": "@iamjamesbrown world of bounce."} +{"tweet": "@EBiloki @Dylan_Berg_ sorry Emily didn't mean to tag you and also didnt need your opinion"} +{"tweet": "That was Travis"} +{"tweet": "Defiantly just lost my job. What a great day"} +{"tweet": "Crazy thing about I already knew I had it."} +{"tweet": "Was sparacio in the middle of a seizure when he took those pictures?"} +{"tweet": "WE ARE PENNSTATE!"} +{"tweet": "Talib dominated this game"} +{"tweet": "The sound of rain on the roof as you're falling asleep >"} +{"tweet": "@Etch_a_Fletch where was my invite?!"} +{"tweet": "Wow. You're like the shittiest friends ever. That was low. And immature."} +{"tweet": "I just found Galaga on the App Store...mind blown"} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry but you're not that pretty.You only get guys because your boobs hang out, you arch your back with midriff showing n butt out.\\ud83d\\ude21 #no"} +{"tweet": "When Taylor chases her brother around the house with some sharp thing. #toofunny"} +{"tweet": "@lustrate supposed to review every touchdown. #rulesarerules"} +{"tweet": "Is it bad if my friend list count is higher than the amount of photos I have posted on Facebook?"} +{"tweet": "@MariaArbogast i heard you don't even have one? basic."} +{"tweet": "Just wait for the huge second half comeback #Irish"} +{"tweet": "@thatgurlalicia @Livisswag1D hey you had the option to leave...... #sorrynotsorry :D"} +{"tweet": "I love when people avoid their problems"} +{"tweet": "Kinda pissed I can't wear cut offs to work. Looks like I'm goin to have to get the dress code changed tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@kimi_fluhr hehe I feel special \\ud83d\\ude1b"} +{"tweet": "Having my dad and cousin as wildland firefighters is so cool at times but scary when they get into action on fires."} +{"tweet": "who's going to the bball game?"} +{"tweet": "@qu33n0fswagggg registering at your school now"} +{"tweet": "S/O to @landonjansen23... For being soooo awesome! And telling me that I actually have to jump over the hurdles!.. (There ya go Landon!)"} +{"tweet": "@alwaysballin7 i am right now"} +{"tweet": "already a twitter account for the cat in mileys performance, chilllll"} +{"tweet": "@SamanthaPaige55 but you get to see us pretty soccer girls tomorrow #reunited #familiaaa"} +{"tweet": "Hey jack DUCK DYNASTY TONIGHT"} +{"tweet": "#SmileBecause Dave Franco"} +{"tweet": "Who Dey!"} +{"tweet": "Selena just because she is sexy"} +{"tweet": "Heres to never growing up \\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "Dear Mighty Taco, I ordered pop with ice, not ice with pop."} +{"tweet": "Anybody wanna watch movies"} +{"tweet": "It feels like forever since I seen Dustin tho. Even tho it's been 4 days \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@nataliencrane yes"} +{"tweet": "Why does it feel like its 5 in the afternoon?? Ugh #feellikeshit"} +{"tweet": "I want Starbucks"} +{"tweet": "@AllllieXo i'm pretty sure she goes to Truman."} +{"tweet": "I told you I'd always be there for you. I wasn't lying."} +{"tweet": "Plattsburgh for the next 3 days"} +{"tweet": "@holly_michelle8 I am having a blast with these so funny! If I ever had result to online dating I would probably just kill myself"} +{"tweet": "Greys is depressing me now"} +{"tweet": "I don't care what anyone tells me, Anthony Bennett's shockingly bad play as a #1 pick has drained this team of energy. #Cavs"} +{"tweet": "@coleetrain33 I hate you lol"} +{"tweet": "@scarletngrey13 ohhh! You had to work?! \\ud83d\\ude15 that sucks!"} +{"tweet": "I hate you so much that I would curb stomp you #toofar?"} +{"tweet": "@Aaron__Malin I couldn't find the number requirement. Though you'd only need 2.5k. By tax I meant cost of hiring/taking that argument away"} +{"tweet": "One of those days..."} +{"tweet": "@mr_jevans good to hear you arrived now prepare for the #CraigLaue care package haha"} +{"tweet": "He was down"} +{"tweet": "But the thing is you are doing all the things you said you weren't doing while we were together? Makes me wonder"} +{"tweet": "Lets just get this over with..."} +{"tweet": "I'm a cheerleader and I'm proud to be one."} +{"tweet": "That was really close! @UpInCyder \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@YeahSameDan you like the new FIR song?"} +{"tweet": "The worst things in life come free to us."} +{"tweet": "The orange bowl is straight garbage"} +{"tweet": "Somebody bring me Marylous to justice \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I remember when we'd text everyday & all of our goodnights & goodmornings. Shits all gone now. & For no reason."} +{"tweet": "Work is dragging"} +{"tweet": "@efrsoccer97 I didn't?"} +{"tweet": "@15ntgauss then i smoke two more"} +{"tweet": "@Marisa_Scaccia wow I got so many likes"} +{"tweet": "@TayJardine I'm so glad to see you and Alex are friends again \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@cmeaders how many peeps last night? Hope it was great!"} +{"tweet": "Why can't I just fast forward to next week.. #fallbreak"} +{"tweet": "And Monday as in the 2nd."} +{"tweet": "@SavannahNchls 1 inch."} +{"tweet": "Will someone drive me to school?"} +{"tweet": "I mean today.."} +{"tweet": "My professor just replied to my email in 35 seconds. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@AllTarHeelDan 10 games"} +{"tweet": "I'm not asking you to go any where with me because I know you will lie saying oh I'm not going then go with someone else. Sorry."} +{"tweet": "I think the two huge bruises and all the little ones on my leg shows it was a great weekend."} +{"tweet": "what're you talking about?"} +{"tweet": "What am i doing today?"} +{"tweet": "If I'm gonna fly I can fly for freedom!"} +{"tweet": "@TTLYTEALA preach it! \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@KushB4Sex That shit wasn't funny I was dead ass serious!"} +{"tweet": "So tired of back stabbing friends \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Updating it would make sense.."} +{"tweet": "So real question. Who is ready to drink?"} +{"tweet": "There are some weird banging noises happening around here today and no one is here but me...#hauntedhouse"} +{"tweet": "I will dry your eyes, I will fight your fight, I will hold you tight and I won't let go \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I've been up and I've been down and I've picked myself up off the ground"} +{"tweet": "@Errinn99 not really lol but like I said a few tweets back feel free to text me anything you'd like to say or say it to my face tomorrow bye"} +{"tweet": "@kstandy thannkyouu \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "\\Stop being good,for the wrong reasons.\\\" God doesn't love us because we are good, but God will make us good because He loves us.@gstiltner2\""} +{"tweet": "Does anyone know how to catch a snake? There's one under my trampoline \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "Who wants a pumpkin spice latte? I'll drop it off at your house"} +{"tweet": "Bedtime is not the same without three little dogs curled up by my feet."} +{"tweet": "Very irritable today, may have to go lift"} +{"tweet": "@kmalukiewicz I've been to 2 bars tonight, and at 7, I'm going to some fancy restaurant."} +{"tweet": "It doesn't matter. I'm like damaged goods anyways."} +{"tweet": "Like why do bad things happen to good people?!"} +{"tweet": "@c_fo no way, that's like eating a 12 oz steak. \\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "@ericachaps oh heyyyyyy lookin hot in the twitpic"} +{"tweet": "Can I hang?"} +{"tweet": "#cancersucks"} +{"tweet": "#LoveHateThing"} +{"tweet": "@PatrickkJames oh that's sweet! Can't wait"} +{"tweet": "@Victoria_Paige3 I just love you."} +{"tweet": "But lately her face seems slowly sinking, wasting.. Crumbling like pastries. & they scream the worst things in life come free to us."} +{"tweet": "You don't know what you do..."} +{"tweet": "I need help on what to do!"} +{"tweet": "you are really annoying"} +{"tweet": "Sweatpants? Sweatpants."} +{"tweet": "Im very tired."} +{"tweet": "@taylor_may155 hahah \\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Went on a 2.3 mile run and then had an hour and a half of power skating. What'd you do before breakfast?"} +{"tweet": "Gotta buncha dimes, but that's chump change"} +{"tweet": "Super sad I didn't wake up in Huntington today #misscali #alotoffun"} +{"tweet": "Only one more time I'll have to get up for this 8 a.m. Hallelujah \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "That just crushed me."} +{"tweet": "So glad this day is over"} +{"tweet": "I want to take a shower but my sister is so I can't cuz I won't have water pressure. That's the one thing I miss about school right now"} +{"tweet": "@JamesPurefoy is quite the looker!"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had a TV and wifi in my room."} +{"tweet": "it's nippy out \\u2744"} +{"tweet": "Hit and never commit"} +{"tweet": "Also, i need to remind her to send a nasty gram out to the twins because they still have cameras out..."} +{"tweet": "@austin_helf i hope you get sick"} +{"tweet": "Gonna tan for a bit ."} +{"tweet": "I will ruin this cunt \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "Wish I would've went to the renaissance festival this year, it was so much fun last year"} +{"tweet": "Spanish is done!!!"} +{"tweet": "Don't have to redo the diabetes test! #thankgod \\u263a\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "WHERE THE MOTHER LOVE IS MY ROOMMATE @MackGeary777 \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "EXRA THE GAS MASK MAN"} +{"tweet": "saw my dad's old boss at the store and he was exactly like Lahey from trailer park boys. not funny in real life. dad was trying not to cry."} +{"tweet": "Karen and her daughter are currently crying in the basement over the voice or whatever stupid show is on."} +{"tweet": "Words can't even begin to describe this Christmas after that...#shocked"} +{"tweet": "American Horror Storey. #addicted"} +{"tweet": "Wouldn't change a thing that happened this past year, though."} +{"tweet": "Finally got my phone back"} +{"tweet": "@meg_marie21 ha I've been singing it to myself also"} +{"tweet": "@noodlescompany gift card from the fam \\ud83c\\udf5d\\ud83d\\ude0d#bestpresentever"} +{"tweet": "Whenever we get something nice but dumbass dad, or either Trenton ruins it.\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21 #thanksalot"} +{"tweet": "#tmlt and we're still here..\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Fucking Drew. I'll say it again. Move Xander to SS and put Middlebrooks at 3B #DoIt"} +{"tweet": "Spent $400 today on clothes #oops #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "So excited to visit Kendal later\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "36- words can't describe how pretty you are. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I was not made to be a homemaker. Cleaning up after renovations is hard work. Yuck!!!!"} +{"tweet": "As B.O.B. Would say I'm wild for the night"} +{"tweet": "@danieltosh What happened to LiLo reading the warning at the beginning?"} +{"tweet": "@mike_14_mesh @ZhubbsLax I'm there in spirit."} +{"tweet": "@JordanRenee_x no your not my kids won't be ugly!"} +{"tweet": "@fuckdavidjones he's got crnack!"} +{"tweet": "having a great day! \\u263a \\u263a \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "OMG FUCK SOMEONE COME CLEAN FOR ME"} +{"tweet": "@_hello_goodbyee I don't either lol"} +{"tweet": "@drewfoundland SHUT UP WITH THOSE LIES YOU UNTRUTH-SAYER"} +{"tweet": "And now people are cheering for him. Lol #bandwagonpeople"} +{"tweet": "My moms text just made me tear up! #loveher \\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\ude2a\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Wait did yall know rachel starr & machine gun kelly had a little too much fun in the club doe"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wonder why I ever wasted my time.. #reallythough"} +{"tweet": "When The Great Gatsby commercial comes on>>>"} +{"tweet": "It feels so weird to have a Sunday off \\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "When does the packy close?"} +{"tweet": "Going to get my shit from my car finally :)"} +{"tweet": "I spend my nights watching every episode of criminal minds"} +{"tweet": "@OptimusGinger @BRae_86 nothing wrong with that. What's that guys name?"} +{"tweet": "@Sierraalexis15 I know haha your bf told me!!"} +{"tweet": "I still can't believe and am upset at myself for trading Lesean McCoy to @NuthingButNate smh. I could have him along with lynch still."} +{"tweet": "@ovoxokatie_ just wait.."} +{"tweet": "@blakeshelton @usherraymondiv @RealAdamLevine wow! Fantastic opening song by the hosts!!!!"} +{"tweet": "This stupid mall is a maze worse than the third task of the tri wizard tournament. Hashtag Best analogy ever"} +{"tweet": "@Josiah_Bro_Land you're 2 kind"} +{"tweet": "Baby ;)"} +{"tweet": "Falling asleep to Little Things is truly the only right way to fall asleep"} +{"tweet": "@Tilda_Ider Don't act like a snobby model"} +{"tweet": "Living life one jar at a time"} +{"tweet": "Omg I have never seen this side of Bradley before \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@kindle_95 no"} +{"tweet": "I'm done waiting around on you #reallythistime"} +{"tweet": "I'm not going to be able to sleep at all now."} +{"tweet": "@SirKyleBlose but this is when we trulley find out who or friends our"} +{"tweet": "@winkey_24 that jersey you have is useless hahaha."} +{"tweet": "Now I feel bad \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "So happy they sent me home today I needed to catch on sleep"} +{"tweet": "And I just applied to Purdue"} +{"tweet": "@sburgheim5 No."} +{"tweet": "She quoted me life is complete"} +{"tweet": "And for my next act.... \\n\\n Showering by flashlight."} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna miss the seniors so much it's unreal"} +{"tweet": "@Ayee_its_jaybay @the90slife love that show"} +{"tweet": "I hope this game is how the whole series is going to be"} +{"tweet": "If I've been shutting you out, sorry. This is what I do. But it's not going to get better anytime soon."} +{"tweet": "My mom dad and Kody are coming to visit yayyyy"} +{"tweet": "It feels good being able to ignore your texts. Because I think you forever and always will remain someone who deserves nothing out of me."} +{"tweet": "I want to play golf with Justin Timberlake."} +{"tweet": "I hope River Valley's steroid machine is broken tonight"} +{"tweet": "strawberry flavored anything is gross"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go fishing too! \\ud83c\\udfa3"} +{"tweet": "#30FactsAboutMe I love the hawkeyes, bulls & bears!"} +{"tweet": "I love being ignored"} +{"tweet": "It's just too little too late."} +{"tweet": "Very strong second half by brick and overall a very good game by both teams"} +{"tweet": "That foot pop though >>> \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@keirslee what wife? I do not know of whom u speak"} +{"tweet": "@Pharmboy044 @PlayStation Indeed. Missing free marketing guys. If they see it, they might buy it."} +{"tweet": "Yes. Insane"} +{"tweet": "Should I take someone to homecoming."} +{"tweet": "@grahamelliot I think Lynn knew what he was doing. Hopefully this is the last night for Krissi. #masterchef"} +{"tweet": "The thought of work at 8 am \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@onefinedaypdx I'll be working for Campuspeak. I'm pretty pumped."} +{"tweet": "I smile a nod a lot at family get together a. #Thanksgiving"} +{"tweet": "It does not feel like 4."} +{"tweet": "Tiger must have had a bracket to determine his girlfriend with vonn beating out random girls and his ex wife."} +{"tweet": "@slatos18 @Rosey345 @deejster23 @MoSokanhe I'm not talking about previous years I'm talkingabout this year get ranked than talk beat someone"} +{"tweet": "@BjTyriq the black an white stuff was already there I just added all the color an my initials! I don't skate anymore tho I did in 5th grade"} +{"tweet": "Goodness... Why is this happening... I love it!!! #happy"} +{"tweet": "And it goes like ooh what I wouldn't do."} +{"tweet": "Cappy may be the funniest dude ever"} +{"tweet": "When my sister uses the word clusterfuck at 8:30 am >>>>> \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "And of course the slamming doors are making my roommates' dogs bark like crazy"} +{"tweet": "Be joyful always; pray continually; give thanks in all circumstances. \\n 1 Thessalonians 5:16-18"} +{"tweet": "@alexpalmieri1 basically haha"} +{"tweet": "@babybri1997 negative"} +{"tweet": "Listening to my mom yell at the announcers... lol hilarious"} +{"tweet": "@queeenbeeez I'm excited!"} +{"tweet": "You smell like a pillow"} +{"tweet": "Why did I put off this homework :( Wah.. I'll do it after the mall... #procrastinator"} +{"tweet": "#AmericanHustle had absolutely brilliant acting talent. That was one hell of a cast. Story was not what I expected. But Grade A cinema."} +{"tweet": "@SmaCCaveli what's good?"} +{"tweet": "@MerandiaMorris nah, but you still ruined my night haha"} +{"tweet": "Yeah okay \\ud83d\\udc4c\\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Duck Dynasty <33"} +{"tweet": "Fuckin right Emily"} +{"tweet": "I love Hannah and Kayla so much."} +{"tweet": "@thegiantpeach1 Let's go Cowboys!! :)"} +{"tweet": "Analyzing for march madness is exhausting"} +{"tweet": "Missin @Madi_ADHD about now"} +{"tweet": "There's a semi freaking runnin from the cops on 44"} +{"tweet": "He's not just my boyfriend he's my best friend <3 #LOVE"} +{"tweet": "Good day, good mood \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "It should make YOU jump up and down too! Because it's the greatest gift of ALL TIME and it's given to YOU!"} +{"tweet": "@ih4veissues don't you feel like a diff person after the movie"} +{"tweet": "@ktocci66 @seanflanery Ty sorry I was taking a shower lol"} +{"tweet": "@ryachoo0 you might get goat in your gotye"} +{"tweet": "Its not called being whipped, its called having respect for your girlfriend.A lot of you guys need to realize the difference between the two"} +{"tweet": "In bed by 9, don't mind if I do. #ineedmysleep"} +{"tweet": "My hubby though >>"} +{"tweet": "There's not many things that I hate more than doing my hair"} +{"tweet": "@Greasy_Tom definitelyyyyyy! haha my life just got a million times better"} +{"tweet": "@kaaaaayrae adopted"} +{"tweet": "Purple drank. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@kredk what do you mean?"} +{"tweet": "Hi Brianna I see ur #tbt prof @Brianna_Bragg"} +{"tweet": "#sharkafterdark @BobTheShark How much moonshine can you Handel ?"} +{"tweet": "@erickaragner @emilyarens @Ashley_Tester we need to all keep in touch!"} +{"tweet": "This zit on my butt has got to go."} +{"tweet": "My phone is stupid"} +{"tweet": "#TheDateWasOverWhen I realized you were over 18"} +{"tweet": "Nice to text from a parent informing me their son made his college baseball team and taking time to say \\Thank You\\\". Feels good.\""} +{"tweet": "Seriously contemplating not going to school tomorrow even though I've been missing a lot lately. #overwhelmed #hateitthere"} +{"tweet": "Blackhawks = freak of nature team"} +{"tweet": "New music in my inbox. Makes me a happy woman. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Today actually sucks"} +{"tweet": "Such a cute sight seeing a dad take pictures of his girls at the movie theatre."} +{"tweet": "THE CAT MADE THE PERFORMANCE FOR SURE! I LOVED IT \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@CowGirlMorgan24 I don't think so....I'm goin out with someone tonight"} +{"tweet": "Who the fuck.. .are you!? @LyndaaXo"} +{"tweet": "What a day \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "I am not getting out of this bed"} +{"tweet": "Enjoy your Thanksgiving break."} +{"tweet": "Gonna go look for a job today, got any suggestions anyone?"} +{"tweet": "he said each days a gift and not a given right."} +{"tweet": "@Anthony2720 howd you get em"} +{"tweet": "@ivotegod prove it."} +{"tweet": "@PaulWelch4042 black it is... Sparkles or no?"} +{"tweet": "no doubt luke is having sex tonight"} +{"tweet": "Although it sucks i probably won't be able to attend homecoming. At least I'm still able to go see one of my favorite bands"} +{"tweet": "Thank god."} +{"tweet": "@MeatyLock hey could you possible get me the seed for you and pyros FTb unleashed world?"} +{"tweet": "Nothing worse than a liar"} +{"tweet": "You know it's going to be a good day when your socks match."} +{"tweet": "@katiecouric @katieshow excellent show! We love #ediefalco in our house. She knows my uncle"} +{"tweet": "I've got boredom depression, someone cute me"} +{"tweet": "You wear your skin like it's too right"} +{"tweet": "@TDaceyM @SylDay @Gleb_Savchenko @GideonCross1 oh Wow!!!"} +{"tweet": "@e_schleus the cat pictures you have been tweeting are great!"} +{"tweet": "Just wanna listen to old Wiz forever"} +{"tweet": "Glad I can always count on @A_Ribs2 to Cheer me up. Hahahaha. #YouDaBest\\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "Well that's fucking annoying \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Damn I feel like shit today!! #Lazy #ToMuchJunkFood"} +{"tweet": "LIL Jordan you a fag ! You got bussed in the ass ! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@nicolekathryn0 I miss you infinity and beyond"} +{"tweet": "@lakenthurston \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 we had a freaking blast"} +{"tweet": "So jealous of everyone at countryfest today \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Had to get my wisdom teeth out years ago and one is half way through already #ouch #painful"} +{"tweet": "@nCallon I mean, maybe."} +{"tweet": "every girl from the new jersey is wearing a full out face mask.. even the center fielder?"} +{"tweet": "@BlindngBlackout @emmaschena That's really disappointing \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Shout out to the lions"} +{"tweet": "You're fucking kidding right..."} +{"tweet": "You only get one shot, no redo."} +{"tweet": "Traveling back to tonight for throwback thirsday"} +{"tweet": "Luke bryan's new album is amazing!"} +{"tweet": "@TiffanyMiller24 can we get lunch after your exam, and before you nap?"} +{"tweet": "Turnnnnn the fuck up tonight"} +{"tweet": "And our last first day of high school is tomorrow! #seniors \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@IanMCrosby @DJDanRozga @jeremynelson2 I'll be sure to only taken pics of you the whole day"} +{"tweet": "There are some weird assssse people in this class"} +{"tweet": "if I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all."} +{"tweet": "@MatthewOrozco2 yeah for Christmas"} +{"tweet": "@Tracyp99 or arethey all about who has what and who can provide the best time?"} +{"tweet": "@AmiBoley I sure hope I had some impact! Great win!"} +{"tweet": "THEY ARE FUCKING GROSS"} +{"tweet": "@aayers7 @B_T_13 maybe I don't want her here????"} +{"tweet": "@JakeDubbs I dont even have to fake it when ur talking about T-Rexes #insidejoke"} +{"tweet": "@cj_leturneau @JoshCrocetti @TylerFarrell_4 IM IMMATURE BECAUSE I HAVE GUY FRIENDS"} +{"tweet": "Omg I just sent an \\I miss you\\\" snapchat to big Ron on accident \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude16#ohno\""} +{"tweet": "Seriously hate bad dreams."} +{"tweet": "Girl you as quick as you are hefty \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 #madagascar2"} +{"tweet": "God I love my boyfriend #socute <3"} +{"tweet": "WOW I WISH I COULD FIND LEGGINGS TO WEAR"} +{"tweet": "@MayerHawthorne to many great words but fav song is \\Wine Glass Woman\\\" thanks for #WDTDG\""} +{"tweet": "Shitty day"} +{"tweet": "@collinlaakso thx"} +{"tweet": "@Daley_Aj thanks love you!!'"} +{"tweet": "Well that was just incredibly embarrassing lol just another day in the world of Jason franks"} +{"tweet": "I want someone who will look at me the way Prince Eric looks at Ariel #adorable \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I also have an addiction to never closing my tabs....my life is getting out of hand \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "I know it hits you too when it comes on the dashboard"} +{"tweet": "I hate this cold weather"} +{"tweet": "Wearing black to @cassaarole's house is never a good idea. Her dog is a shedding beast."} +{"tweet": "Who's up ?\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Windshield frozen for the first time this year. Takes car 25 minutes to blow hot air. I need gloves and a hat for my commute. Or a new car."} +{"tweet": "@kac_kell hahaha i shithead"} +{"tweet": "most depressing time of the year, besides valentines day, to not have a significant other"} +{"tweet": "Person in my government class tried to argue today that the civil war wasn't fought over slavery? #saywhat"} +{"tweet": "yeah tweeting about her definitely solves the problem. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know any of the first 6 people to like my instagram photo. #awkward"} +{"tweet": "@Drewy868 and how much you grown up. But it seems like by this post, u r still a kid. If high school ain't out ur mind yet, u ain't ready"} +{"tweet": "Packing Clothes sucks. #canijustgonaked"} +{"tweet": "Up for no reason"} +{"tweet": "@TraceyGuzman I know right!"} +{"tweet": "@kaylavball7 aww, I miss you too! \\ud83d\\ude1a"} +{"tweet": "@joegorghuber I saw you :)"} +{"tweet": "I hate the idea of anyone else having you.."} +{"tweet": "I really want my car back \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Who wrote down the pre calc?"} +{"tweet": "I'll go to bed at 5.30 AM."} +{"tweet": "My hottub sounds so good right now"} +{"tweet": "@lexibbyx3 atleast your prepping yourself ahead of time ha \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait till the weekend!"} +{"tweet": "I'm exhausted."} +{"tweet": "If you say that it's easy to not judge other people then you're lying. Judging is human nature, and it's SUPER hard not to do"} +{"tweet": "@erinvan92 have funn babieee think of me #becarefull #luckybitch"} +{"tweet": "@MarinaGipps @boygonbad @thesource13 @piersmorgan it's your free for all #GunFreeZones that are the problem. Citizens are easy prey. Sad!"} +{"tweet": "@OMGIHATEBENNY \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "THE DOG IM WATCHING IS CHOKING HELP"} +{"tweet": "It all about what YOU make of the situation."} +{"tweet": "#SMH some friends huh...."} +{"tweet": "I just took the best nap of my life so..."} +{"tweet": "The fact that we're demonstrating how to cook & do things for our speeches in class > \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Best of luck to my favorite @MegganLoyd tomorrow at her doctors appointment!! Love you so so much \\ud83d\\ude18 good vibes going your way! \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@DieselSource that intake would go good on my truck"} +{"tweet": "Singing demons to my dad and he laughed\\n\\ue416"} +{"tweet": "@sfitzpatrick18 not with you"} +{"tweet": "I just remembered I saw @lexipfann last night!!! #happygirl #missedyou"} +{"tweet": "I think @lnbellomy may be one of the strongest people I've ever met, and the strangest. #justtrickin \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "So 5 mins into expendables 2 and I had to turn the captions on cuz I can't understand a word these meatheads are saying!!"} +{"tweet": "Im like that AM station that never comes in right."} +{"tweet": "iTunes really pisses me off. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "What's up ur butt lol"} +{"tweet": "Late night FIFA at @tannergladding 's crib"} +{"tweet": "@BobbyMcCoy_23 @desmondduncan26 #special"} +{"tweet": "@Luckie_Duckie_ awk. That's my costume. I'll be the best one tho!"} +{"tweet": "35 #BackBenoit"} +{"tweet": "Saxo with more riders in the lead group than Sky ... They are going to make Sky work for everything .GOOD"} +{"tweet": "@HaleyReuben12 haha he's still fine"} +{"tweet": "I hate having to make choices"} +{"tweet": "Good guys finish last isn't just a saying I guess"} +{"tweet": "That has got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "hocus pocus is on \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83c\\udf00"} +{"tweet": "wow not surprised at all #growup"} +{"tweet": "go pack go"} +{"tweet": "Just saw documentary on channel 4 about us #directioners. Yep this is infuriating. #BoutToSmackaBitchUp \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Edgewater \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@lexiiix0 u read me"} +{"tweet": "A male overweight miniature horse who takes it in the ass on all fours"} +{"tweet": "This brings back so many good memories of when I was a little\\ud83d\\ude0c #goodtimes"} +{"tweet": "#PerksOfDatingMe I'm a Big Blue fan \\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "Well home and nothing to do so i guess that means time to catch up on sleep"} +{"tweet": "@BobbyRitchie1 Because you didn't know what you were talking about. And you even said you were sour that notre dame lost."} +{"tweet": "Andreas twitter picture \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc97\\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "Between the friends I have that are Servers and nurses, and the things I hear people do to them, there is really no hope for humans."} +{"tweet": "@Harry_Styles you cheeky little monkey"} +{"tweet": "@78Sundquist @katejendrasik yes I will"} +{"tweet": "Couldn't be possible to be in a worse mood \\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Oasis is perfect"} +{"tweet": "No girl wants to feel like their competition."} +{"tweet": "I'm tired of your \\ud83d\\udca9"} +{"tweet": "Today was THE most boring day. So, i cleaned everything today. Haha #freak"} +{"tweet": "#FF @LosEvolution @Love_Lakea @SmokinBoy @397_Boy @rebelbelledani @Chauncey_Likes @MikoStricklin @MISSlizmaury @tlcluvsdwc24 @dwc373"} +{"tweet": "@dempsey60 I thought your picture ob here said \\420\\\" bahahahaha\""} +{"tweet": "I've always liked pirates of the Caribbean"} +{"tweet": "Looking at my room and thinking about all the stuff i need to take home... Its going to be a lot of stuff.."} +{"tweet": "No one understands how excited I am because my speakers finally came in today."} +{"tweet": "I just want this to go away, I refuse to go to the ER \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@AUravens12 @BlackPplTweet the amount of stupidity is painful"} +{"tweet": "@nahhhhG yeah theyll getcha. When I moved here I couldn't get in school till I paid Shawnee off so I got 3 jobs & busted it out in a summer"} +{"tweet": "Omg no one wants to listen to that"} +{"tweet": "Don't even have a Christmas tree up\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 #wereinthespirit"} +{"tweet": "About time for a twitter jerk"} +{"tweet": "Is Cassie really talking about heroin right meow"} +{"tweet": "Mr. Hanek I'm not feeling this quiz. It's just so not me"} +{"tweet": "Whose ready for some colt football!!!!!! Let's beat that red man and take his land"} +{"tweet": "@Boston13s so pumped to play with you guys this season!"} +{"tweet": "I just saw @billycurrington running on lakeshore path and wow omg that is fantastic I'm happy for the rest of the week"} +{"tweet": "@victoriasard IM TRYING TO GET MY MOM TO BRING ME. THATS LITERALLY MY ONLY ISSUE"} +{"tweet": "Baileys this morning should help this sickness.. I hope \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Success is more than just going at it.. It's mentally succeeding as well #justathought"} +{"tweet": "Why does crate and barrel always email me? I'm not 100."} +{"tweet": "If the boat shoe fits wear it"} +{"tweet": "@RevShehan sausage and egg biscuit"} +{"tweet": "Are you happy now that I've figured out I was just a victim in a game of lies?"} +{"tweet": "No one understands how happy I am to finally get to see Natasha Nivison!! \\ud83d\\udc97\\ud83d\\udc97\\ud83d\\udc97\\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "Looks like my gpa's old girlfriend is going to be getting pounded by rhonda in prison! #justiceisservedbitch #rotinhell"} +{"tweet": "Fire @ForChuckHagel \\nIncompetent"} +{"tweet": "Scrappy (:"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude47\\ud83d\\ude47\\ud83d\\ude47 that emoji never fails to put me in a great mood but only Cait will understand why"} +{"tweet": "What's cooler than being ice cold? \\nHypothermia. \\nAlright alright alright alright alright."} +{"tweet": "my ears \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for the Red Sox game tonight \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@anna_biasella soundtrack 2 my life"} +{"tweet": "@KayConWasted watch yourself"} +{"tweet": "I mean... what did I do to deserve this? #NotEvenHungover \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@savyshay1 I miss youuu"} +{"tweet": "You can ask me to stay, & I won't ever go \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@caseycomix @hardwickfamily @GeeksWithWives You know what the lesser choice is? Finishing Battlefield 3."} +{"tweet": "Why am I getting a little sad? #goodbyebreakingbad!"} +{"tweet": "@AppleSP love that name"} +{"tweet": "JUST FOUND TEN DOLLA HOLLA"} +{"tweet": "@JoshGannon12 yeah man. Howard Webb is usually a pretty good ref but I didn't agree with the calls today."} +{"tweet": "@rika_fraley @Marie_G42 what can I say, I'm the next American Idol #nbd \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "I can't believe anyone anymore no matter what they say"} +{"tweet": "@FitFluential personal trainer 3 times a week for the next 6 weeks before hockey playoffs."} +{"tweet": "\\That awkward moment when you need to sneeze really badly, but it never happens and you're left feeling unsatisfied.\\\" @cmywood14\""} +{"tweet": "I love the sound you make when you shut the hell up"} +{"tweet": "migraine <<"} +{"tweet": "I want to be in my twenties forever. 30 is my scary age. Carpe diem, guyz."} +{"tweet": "Season 3 of Snooki and JWoww. Uh yes!\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "you know me i'm from the 2, 4, and A trains; now I got six homes, ten cars, eight names"} +{"tweet": "@maggmiller probably could save a marriage or two as well."} +{"tweet": "Back to the gym today, I plan to feel like Winnie the Pooh discovering out that beneath the 100 acre woods is a never ending honey reserve."} +{"tweet": "189- I'm so happy you stated talking to me today! Your beautiful stunning gorgeous! I love you!"} +{"tweet": "@AdamSchefter Chargers. New coach healed players. Manti Te'o."} +{"tweet": "@mbunner23 lol if I knew who they were I wouldn't care haha"} +{"tweet": "@brwbailey Ah, man. I was hoping you would tell him \\hello\\\" for me!\""} +{"tweet": "Wanna see my abs?\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@ReneBullockClea I'm sure you two will have lots of fun. Are u gonna coach?"} +{"tweet": "Refs this year are fucking joke"} +{"tweet": "Feels so good to be home from work"} +{"tweet": "Wilke had 43 tonight. Oh boy.."} +{"tweet": "You're a nice guy and you're funny #sub"} +{"tweet": "@NiickCrampton who the hell cares? Are u an English teacher or some shit"} +{"tweet": "Giving up"} +{"tweet": "Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving."} +{"tweet": "@oilcanboyd14 if the shoe fits wear it dude \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Hoosier basketball vs Purdue can't get any better #Hoosiers nation lets go!!!"} +{"tweet": "I stay watching animal planet #nerd \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I never believed in mediums until I watched this show. Still iffy about it but I love @Theresacaputo #LongIslandMedium"} +{"tweet": "CONGRATULATIONS to 7 month old beagle, SPLINT, on going to your furever home today!! WOO HOO! ~Doc"} +{"tweet": "yess, just got a 100 on my math test \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "At least today's snow is more like wet spring snow than last week's. #graspingatstraws"} +{"tweet": "Feast timeeee"} +{"tweet": "@kristengallagh7 who are you arguing with"} +{"tweet": "@jtoddmullins Your sermon this morning was so encouraging as we take 'the long way around' believing and praying for a miracle."} +{"tweet": "Not sleeping here again"} +{"tweet": "@MeganRochelle42 I'll miss you! \\ud83d\\ude14 But don't worry, we'll hang out plenty!"} +{"tweet": "@GabNouuu never can go wrong with the mids!"} +{"tweet": "Omg. They're really arguing over a blanket."} +{"tweet": "@Pat_nae hate is such a strong word I think temporarily dislike me is the proper term"} +{"tweet": "@brookpaige25 is my bestfriend no doubt about it."} +{"tweet": "Strawberry daiquiris on the beach.. I should be doing this everyday\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@livvy209 kbye"} +{"tweet": "Ryan what day is it?"} +{"tweet": "@Anna_Isenhower thanks\\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@DonnieWahlberg I mean Donnie hasn't tweeted me in a year but he has thumbs. What about that? Talk to me Wahlberg."} +{"tweet": "So anybody wana take me to water fire in providence on Saturday \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I don't see how you've made it these 8 hours. I would've had to tell her to get FUCKED @SaraNicholeeee"} +{"tweet": "You give me no other choice."} +{"tweet": "\\Never forget the people, you once cared so much about\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "ANYWAY, No matter what \\upside down crosses\\\" mean if I'm right or wrong it is still in no way shape or form cute. obvi the cross is suppose\""} +{"tweet": "Never put my love out on the line Never said yes to the right guy Never had trouble getting what I want"} +{"tweet": "Saturday night. Parents are gone. I'm laying on my bed in my underwear listening to pandora.. \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "It must suck to be so intimidated by me. But then again I'd be worried about him leaving me too if I was a huge slut like you."} +{"tweet": "Sheldon's fake smile is the best. It gets me every time \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I'm so tired."} +{"tweet": "#bigbrain Why did both team have flat areas on the front instead of something at an point that would displace the water and wind equal."} +{"tweet": "Probably just met the coolest guy ever. Old biker dude just comes in to have a conversation and drink a beer, and turns out making my day."} +{"tweet": "@NoVaTyler @monstermaefit Not that limited but when you work retail it definitely involves planning out your workouts and sticking to it"} +{"tweet": "Some people only think of themselves, and it drives me nuts."} +{"tweet": "@marissamaio hahahahahaha best game ever"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to hang out"} +{"tweet": "The Hobbit was so good"} +{"tweet": "Can we please hang out"} +{"tweet": "I want season tickets to the Pistons \\ud83c\\udfc0"} +{"tweet": "do you even really have a clue? you're not quite satan but I really think I hate you."} +{"tweet": "@schenk13 @kotymatthiesen inappropriate Cody Marie, Koty don't let him talk to you like that \\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "A bowl of soup and a piece of cheese melted on bread is not going to fill anyone up... #weneedmorefood"} +{"tweet": "@n8_doggg Jason Clough you remember him?"} +{"tweet": "Made a few mistakes today, but fuck it I'm young. That's when I'd prefer to make my mistakes."} +{"tweet": "Oliver completes the circle and our living room is so much better now #HomeSweetHome"} +{"tweet": "@SirCoachWhite they lost a lot on Draft day and Shehee hasn't shown up much this year, that Vonleh guy has to be ready for the pass from Yog"} +{"tweet": "A person I've known for like 2 weeks has seen me cry 4 times when my best friend since like 2nd grade has seen me cry twice ever. Wtf"} +{"tweet": "Let it snow"} +{"tweet": "I wish I was with her living on a beach somewhere with tons of money! That'd be the life!"} +{"tweet": "I have coffee every morning"} +{"tweet": "Worst new years ever... I fucking hate being single"} +{"tweet": "Officially done with the fall semester!"} +{"tweet": "Twitter tell me something good!?!?!?!"} +{"tweet": "it's hilarious how some people need to spend every freakin night together.. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "So much for the lib... Nap time \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "It feels good to be alive because I've been dead for so long."} +{"tweet": "I could really just cuddle up on the couch all day and watch movies"} +{"tweet": "Hahahaha I turn on the news and the first thing I hear is what does the fox say nananananana HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Finally got myself some white pants."} +{"tweet": "Oh & a lost CC #MemorialDayWeekend"} +{"tweet": "Guys I'm so cold that my goosebumps have goosebumps"} +{"tweet": "@zack_fryman Ummm excuse me, the hotel is across the street?"} +{"tweet": "@KyleDenhoff hahahah, not your fault man. I just can't handle the pressure. I need my wingman. \\ud83d\\udc6f"} +{"tweet": "@DanielGulati agreed"} +{"tweet": "Both of you........... Shut your faces. @mat33c @Jessadugger69 \\ud83d\\udca9"} +{"tweet": "@matthew_malley @emillyo2 Matt why can't we go on a date? Am I not good enough for you?"} +{"tweet": "Or not"} +{"tweet": "I'm in every club possible, plus wrestling, plus step team and I have an outside school life! Senior year is so stressful! \\ud83d\\ude24\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@LoveMajewski Is it true that you won't be returning to mob wife this season"} +{"tweet": "@allidenofrio yes"} +{"tweet": "Getting to school at 6:55 sucks!"} +{"tweet": "Friday nights should never be this boring"} +{"tweet": "Thank The Lord, I don't have to ride the bus in the morning. \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@SammiShappell drawing 1?!"} +{"tweet": "Ryker is seriously perfect"} +{"tweet": "@McCallKinkade @jaysburningham @Maloriep13 I was doing society a favor."} +{"tweet": "If I was ya best friend"} +{"tweet": "@DiggittyDeej haha ALWAYS!! But thank you! \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "To go to Homecoming... Or to not go..."} +{"tweet": "@smurphy_murphy8 @Ostrander24 this sounds like a typical Friday night to me.."} +{"tweet": "#mtvstars One Direction"} +{"tweet": "I'm just saying, someone better take me to the Village when I get back."} +{"tweet": "I cant WAIT to meet @ChrisUnderoath on the 24th. I've been imagining the conversational presence of such a rad dude since I was 14. #Hero \\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "The nurses just made my day ten times better by bringing in coffee to make #nurseaid"} +{"tweet": "@Macie_mchenry7 when do you get back from the lake!?"} +{"tweet": "Which sorority would Reese Witherspoon be in?"} +{"tweet": "God minus the world is God. The world minus God is nothing. Thomas Oden"} +{"tweet": "@D0NNY_P wahhhh! Okay! Yeah, I'll be there \\u263a I have to get a picture with you!"} +{"tweet": "@Not_Too_shABBYY oh there's more. I'll show you on ski trip #sohype"} +{"tweet": "@jelizdooling cool \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I would rather suffer than ask my dad that."} +{"tweet": "Popped the gun a few times! Lol"} +{"tweet": "I cuddle with my pillows more than any normal person should. #ForeverAlone"} +{"tweet": "I thought I'd had some ridiculous conversations with my mom, but I think this last one tops the list."} +{"tweet": "I could go for a nice big breakfast right now #SoHungry"} +{"tweet": "Whyyyy am I up?!? This is not happening.... \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude29 #gotosleep"} +{"tweet": "I just want pandora to know how much I love it right now."} +{"tweet": "@f_luginbill hehe it's okay I just thought you would want to know that lolol"} +{"tweet": "S/O to my sister for giving me a black eye"} +{"tweet": "@Nick_Wechsler cool.It looks like you love @LykkeLi too.\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@AdammmSomers that's what I'm saying dude! At least someone understand my logic lol"} +{"tweet": "@byealysaerin the other day someone said your name as uh-lee-such and I was just like \\it's.. No.. Just... Sure. Yeah.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@BeccaHen13 Tis true tis true"} +{"tweet": "@hollyspencer234 holllZ dude i don't get wasted by myself you silly goose you"} +{"tweet": "@Kslate23 but there's houses everywhere on the hills. I'd have to walk awhile to find a good place and I'm not trying to do that"} +{"tweet": "i sometimes wish i didnt cancel my gym membership \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "you only care about yourself. #selfish #thinkofothers."} +{"tweet": "At wk now yay! Let the fun begin:-)"} +{"tweet": "That awkward"} +{"tweet": "@NazeerahAli That is very possible"} +{"tweet": "@DLichtenfels that's probs how I am with politics haha"} +{"tweet": "Tool"} +{"tweet": "When I'm with you, there's no where else I'd rather be, & I am a person who always want to be somewhere else."} +{"tweet": "So I have a snap chat now add me if you want ceci_baggins"} +{"tweet": "In bed before 11. Something's not right"} +{"tweet": "@FrankiePalmeri Sounds like a blow to the sack for anyone who thinks it validates their marital status."} +{"tweet": "I hate being tickled, I do not think it is cute, I do not find it funny, I will kick you in the fucking face"} +{"tweet": "@TheAntiPrincess I'm so bored. Come home and talk to me."} +{"tweet": "@kasilynn110 yep I know how you feel!! I'll do it with you sometime, then we can be out of shape together haha"} +{"tweet": "Its only almost 11pm and my sister is jamming to One Direction? #STOP #tryingtosleep"} +{"tweet": "Been watching my boyfriend play video games for hours...and I'm okay with that\\ud83d\\udc4d\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@Ratedhbk148 I'm an adult."} +{"tweet": "@MyNameIsMaxipad I Hope Vinland is a blast! Missin your exciting snaps!:)"} +{"tweet": "Don't lie to me."} +{"tweet": "Lauren never texts me back."} +{"tweet": "With a house of hoops coming to Charleston it's easy to say I'm gonna stay broke #sneakerhead"} +{"tweet": "I'm such an awkward person oh god \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "@BrandonPercy94 ur menu is done"} +{"tweet": "All Time Great @RayBourque77 behind home plate at the @RedSox game on @NESN #CupChamp #Mission16"} +{"tweet": "I LOVE SARAH'S DAD. OMG HE GOT ME EGG ROLLS <3"} +{"tweet": "\\@MostSecretFacts: You will meet at least one person you'll never get over, no matter how long it's been.\\\" @AlishaMGroves\""} +{"tweet": "So happy to have tomorrow off! I need my beauty sleep \\ud83d\\udc78\\ud83c\\udf80"} +{"tweet": "@LebelSpencer false. Didn't sleep last night."} +{"tweet": "I'll be the first to admit my laugh is loud and obnoxious lol \\u261d"} +{"tweet": "You pulled the trigger on my love gun"} +{"tweet": "@trilbydork That definitely puts things more into perspective. I admit I can't fathom romance without sexuality because sex is a personal-"} +{"tweet": "I don't get why everyone loves shark week so much \\ud83d\\udc2c"} +{"tweet": "dying my hair what up"} +{"tweet": "@bridgetbill why would you act it out, ya skoozie \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "The only reason you have what you have is because of your last name. Don't think you're too special."} +{"tweet": "If I ever have a kid it better act just like agnus"} +{"tweet": "going back home broke, realty sux"} +{"tweet": "Some strange people go to this school."} +{"tweet": "@KyleDeckerr yeah dude but that was years later, on some crazy shit."} +{"tweet": "Good god you're a sloot \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "I don't get wetter, I get harder! I love the conversations we have (: #BFF @Brittie_Brit #loveyouuboo"} +{"tweet": "@Alyssa_Dess me\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Ok... Remember to buy your MegaMillions tix today! Staggering amount in the jackpot! Way over 500 mil !!"} +{"tweet": "Was that Heater or Parise? Either way the #mnwild are now up 4-2!!!"} +{"tweet": "I hate waiting for the bus in this, I can't wait til I can drive"} +{"tweet": "It feels nice to have a full tank of gas in my car for the first time in a little while."} +{"tweet": "@TBronz22 haha. I'm coming around. I've always said country is fully acceptable during the summer. Other seasons not so much haha."} +{"tweet": "What to do, what to do..."} +{"tweet": "White Castle and fishing."} +{"tweet": "Girl you have no idea lol\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@Shantz_53 that's because you always tried to get wierdo's at the bar that weren't even good enough to scrape the gum off my shoes!"} +{"tweet": "Thank god I have the cutest funniest boyfriend ever because he can always cheer me up when I'm having a rough day\\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc8f"} +{"tweet": "I'm not your second choice nor your backup plan. So don't text me when you're bored."} +{"tweet": "@jsaylorbby hahah its oKay (: I'm in physical shock right now. Idk what to do with myself!!!! #lettago"} +{"tweet": "I wish @TheEllenShow would call me one day. I would probably poop my pants."} +{"tweet": "@BrandonThomas69 When you can drive, you'll be driving me places. Keep that in mind."} +{"tweet": "Man this is just not my week"} +{"tweet": "I don't get why my whole family goes to bed so early.."} +{"tweet": "@LeslieClore @0102Amanda @KarahRose I'm in"} +{"tweet": "@Harley_Heintz7 remember when jordyn came over"} +{"tweet": "@nemoo13 and go on Facebook or something haha"} +{"tweet": "@kristinawitha likes to eat grass"} +{"tweet": "@tristen_kissack well then maybe not if they were on the floor.."} +{"tweet": "@MericanMarisa @Alittlemoresass Idc cause boobs are awesome. Work it"} +{"tweet": "In fact, I think I'm going to watch bridge to terabithia so I have an excuse to cry."} +{"tweet": "My brother is such an asshole"} +{"tweet": "I need to take a nap I am too exhausted"} +{"tweet": "erase me."} +{"tweet": "Please please please I just confessed my sins to The Lord and I don't need this I might be screwed"} +{"tweet": "I swear... @brain_nguyen thinks I am a total idiot"} +{"tweet": "Biology class #Whoo"} +{"tweet": "@taylorcochran_ Because the clouds are sad"} +{"tweet": "Congrats refs, you earned this one. #pist"} +{"tweet": "What perfect weather today!"} +{"tweet": "Drinking game with the boys.. #bigwin @jaredpanozzo @csander12 @b_rettt"} +{"tweet": "I'm happy still"} +{"tweet": "@theresacareyyy @Gaudreau24 hey guys, shut up I'm trying to sleep thx!"} +{"tweet": "Looking at old pictures. #missit #iwantsummer"} +{"tweet": "Sorry for the loss of your dog @ChelseaHouska that neighbor dog needs to be out down #ripfrankie"} +{"tweet": "Everyone is so damn hypocritical."} +{"tweet": "@hannahharste no don't worry I'm the exact same way! #IFeelYou"} +{"tweet": "Man, you are stu-pid. #really"} +{"tweet": "Cannot wait to have this spongebob Mac and cheese. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "Finally done with the first session. More to come in a couple weeks"} +{"tweet": "Feeling like I was right about last night thoughh."} +{"tweet": "No one cares about anyone but themselves"} +{"tweet": "Mark May will talk so much garbage on Ohio State now. Not watching ESPN anytime soon."} +{"tweet": "@alteradawn oh she knows now!!!"} +{"tweet": "@kseeks24 \\nNice!"} +{"tweet": "come om this show is long and I have two things I want to Really watch CBS...MOVE!!!"} +{"tweet": "If you say our names out loud together, they sound cute. #signsweshouldbetogether"} +{"tweet": "Joey had twelve spitters, over ten empty chew cans, and twenty golf balls. Hoarder."} +{"tweet": "ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH"} +{"tweet": "\\@shaunasexton: OMG ur so cool like OMG & so Hawt like can I be you omg\\\" no you can't\""} +{"tweet": "Here's to hoping I didn't scare @fireinyourwords with my rant today. Thanks for listening anyway!"} +{"tweet": "@JennaMalcolm yes"} +{"tweet": "It's fun as fuck. Try it.\\n#pt"} +{"tweet": "@Syyydddnnneeey you gotta understand how sweet it's gonna look tho"} +{"tweet": "Tonight we are young"} +{"tweet": "@__loveB I forgot my pep card. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@b_beanca I got all the faith in the world in you."} +{"tweet": "Wow I wish cait wasn't a slore and would text me back..."} +{"tweet": "@emckinney12 love ya too"} +{"tweet": "get me out of school so I can go swimming and tanning with Jeff and Jimmy"} +{"tweet": "This class should go by fasttt. . . I want some Menchies\\u2764 @KaylaHumberson"} +{"tweet": "Marry me."} +{"tweet": "It's a stress reliever Benji"} +{"tweet": "Possibly goin to the game tonight, anyone wanna go with me? \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Hair day!! \\ud83d\\udc4d \\ud83d\\udc87\\ud83d\\udc86\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I wanna boy best friend to bring me flowers..."} +{"tweet": "#BB15 Am I the only one that wants Spencer to win??"} +{"tweet": "If I die tonight from an aneurism it's because of this printer, my dying wish is that one of you throw it...OFF A FUCKING CLIFF!!!"} +{"tweet": "@kenzzzzo_ @kbmackall @brook_lynn21 I wanna come! We can go visit me orange"} +{"tweet": "@LindsLaporga SO PROUD OF YOU BABY! \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@cbrooksy you get to break that story?"} +{"tweet": "Ugh.. I just miss you so much. And I don't want to miss you anymore.."} +{"tweet": "@MissDallasTex is the best ever"} +{"tweet": "@katyperry Is officially accepted into University of Illinois. Maybe.... #anxiety"} +{"tweet": "Jury duty."} +{"tweet": "@A_Schmid95 is there a softball game?"} +{"tweet": "@olliiiviia_ Tweet of the year!"} +{"tweet": "I look forward to playing norwin this year"} +{"tweet": "@S13Hunter Come chill!"} +{"tweet": "My New Years resolution is to stop worrying about the future and live day by day, minute by minute, and second by second."} +{"tweet": "One of my favorite things about Christmas is USA playing The Christmas Story for 24 hours #favexmasmovie #youllshootyoureyeout"} +{"tweet": "I fucking love @michellebonooo and @kaileejuzdowski #toonice #daymade"} +{"tweet": "It's about that time of the year for my morning hot coffee and cigg sesh to Starbucks mmmm I love fall keep the breeze comminggg"} +{"tweet": "Awk moment when ur crushing on two guys...."} +{"tweet": "Driving 18 hours in a car should be illegal"} +{"tweet": "On my way back to Ohio. \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@jooodibuis lucky I have 4 events! Lol"} +{"tweet": "I don't have one class that is difficult this year.. Senioritis at the max!"} +{"tweet": "@RoseForRedheads my pleasure! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I get to meet Steele tomorrow! \\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc76\\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "Omg twitter tells me when people retweet my retweets \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 why"} +{"tweet": "why am I watching Hannah Montana The Movie?? #wtf."} +{"tweet": "@BrookeVanGamp @vanduyne32 @kile_13 well look on the bright side... me and kile have valentines."} +{"tweet": "Desperately memorizing madz music \\ud83d\\ude2d T-minus 21 hours to hell week"} +{"tweet": "@DaphneOz you're the second person this week I've seen in a pic by that wall!"} +{"tweet": "@whitneyrose05 all yours babe"} +{"tweet": "Everyday God, shows me more and more of the potential people can Carrie with them, if they Put God First #LovetheWorldForWhoWeAre"} +{"tweet": "#TeamBlake all the way! @NBCTheVoice @blakeshelton #TheVoiceIsBack"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to let me use your there car to get Joltin Jo's ?!?!? \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "@alannaeaton nursing the worst hangover. Next time for sure"} +{"tweet": "I come through in whips that would make those young dudes take the long way home"} +{"tweet": "Never seen buck wild,walking dead,pretty little liars. And honestly I don't care"} +{"tweet": "Home alone for the weekend #woopwoop"} +{"tweet": "Also I want to go to JC Penney & Macy's & Kholes & Bed Bath and Beyond to get all the new autumn/fall scented and themed items"} +{"tweet": "You >>"} +{"tweet": "Louisville has the easiest schedule in the NCAA"} +{"tweet": "The fact that ill be in Florida on Thursday \\ud83d\\ude0d\\u2600\\ud83c\\udf34\\ud83d\\udcab"} +{"tweet": "My cat is eating Doritos.."} +{"tweet": "@LindseyRyan3232 OMG STALK HIM AND FIND OUT WHEN WE ARE GOING"} +{"tweet": "Braces are not all that good"} +{"tweet": "@JeremyClarkson hang on let me check... yep! He is!"} +{"tweet": "It's sad what you do for attention."} +{"tweet": "You know it's amazing sex when you come out with tons of hickeys nd your legs are tingly #love"} +{"tweet": "Seriously considered transferrin to morehead.. but then again, I'd be in jail \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Boutta take a much needed nap."} +{"tweet": "Good, hard fought win for my #BlueDevils against a game Wake team. #GoDuke"} +{"tweet": "Well at least there's a pizza in the freezer..."} +{"tweet": "@kriist_ haha there great just always happening ya dig #missya"} +{"tweet": "My goal is to visit all 50 states by the time I'm 30. That's realistic. I'll have 30 down by August and I'm only 21."} +{"tweet": "12 hours and 3 minutes until my drivers test . Wish me luck !\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude18 #license"} +{"tweet": "To all my fellow high school buddies. I know college applications and SAT's are tough. But stay strong! You can do it! I believe in you!"} +{"tweet": "@CoriiiLea lets get food soon!! Lol"} +{"tweet": "@CoryBrandan HAHAHA! Me too dude"} +{"tweet": "and Nathan laughed at me and Jay just smiled at me. then Nathan said are you ok? and i stared at him and i just blinked then i said yeah"} +{"tweet": "@amandaleegrind today >> #soadorable"} +{"tweet": "Hope everyone has a great prom!"} +{"tweet": "if brooks orpik is going to dish out huge hits then he has to keep his head on a swivel cuz he can expect to get his own from hits like that"} +{"tweet": "@Kow5k4 I love you for this. #onelove"} +{"tweet": "@c_squarez erviouslyyyy\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "And yes I'm rockin that Jrue all star shirsey in that Vine"} +{"tweet": "@nicoleclousee uhm."} +{"tweet": "okay what the hell..Boyd dies, I'm so done with all this shit"} +{"tweet": "My neighbors Neva spoke to us until they crib got robbed.foh\\ud83d\\ude32ain't see shit lol"} +{"tweet": "Tempted to splurge and buy a boat for my new residence.."} +{"tweet": "@adisha8 this is the most accurate thing I've ever seen in my life"} +{"tweet": "Wow, I miss you a ton \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@lydiamarisadoll @Engholm77 @bohhica3 i said killing strippers and seeing new things..."} +{"tweet": "The government might just re-open tomorrow. They seemed to find a way to put financial issues aside long enough to draw another loan."} +{"tweet": "just hoping for a good weekend"} +{"tweet": "Ew just stop."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude1c - you're really fun to text and youre funny!"} +{"tweet": "Goodnight Twitter. Get some rest."} +{"tweet": "@shaannon1026 @hannahmetevia okay"} +{"tweet": "@_David_t13 K. \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Done with today.. And tomorrow.. And the next day.. \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@nataliebrooke95 @FraverZach OMG I KNOW WHO YOUR TALKING ABOUT"} +{"tweet": "I love driving my Mom's Kia Soul. #NoFucksGiven"} +{"tweet": "EXTREMELY successful day of shopping."} +{"tweet": "Bad bitch, girl I think I might get used to ya \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "It's almost a full moon but not a full moon"} +{"tweet": "@pVICKtweets I think it is!"} +{"tweet": "S/o to the lovely lady cobras for making states!"} +{"tweet": "I need a massage so bad"} +{"tweet": "Just have to keeping saying to myself that God has a plan..\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@Em_Jeann Thank you!!"} +{"tweet": "@moonshinesteph Sorry .-."} +{"tweet": "@tayor_tots u have to send it to me haha"} +{"tweet": "@Ashleey_Katrina were leaving in like 30"} +{"tweet": "@BlainHizer touch\\u00e9 lol"} +{"tweet": "@lldancer123 @alexam98 twitter calls my name too, believe me, but I don't fall under peer pressure"} +{"tweet": "\\Buffalo. Is it an animal or is it a snake?\\\" #RyanQuotes\""} +{"tweet": "Home game @ 4:30 let's go Superior! Make the difference @cody14anderson @I_Noah_Guy8 @HoldenJWillmore @mattos12345 @ambam_29 @cambernelson"} +{"tweet": "I love you @Skylar_Clapp God sees you, don't forget that. He still loves you no matter what happens. Praying!"} +{"tweet": "@LadiesxMan217 no tswift for YOU"} +{"tweet": "is this happening"} +{"tweet": "Gonna have an auction next time in my economics class that way we can see the mindsets that economics plays on someone"} +{"tweet": "Well shit. Guess the @StLouisBlues just couldn't pull out a win tonight. Hopefully whoever plays the Suckhawks next can #endthestreak"} +{"tweet": "....what"} +{"tweet": "Going to the mall just to get a caribou coffee... Thanks @shawnabucher \\ud83d\\ude0b\\u2615"} +{"tweet": "@BlessedTeen not necessarily"} +{"tweet": "@aamandrin I actually lol'd at that so thx"} +{"tweet": "@CassiMcMullen don't make it boring you'll regret it"} +{"tweet": "Out of My League by Fitz and the Tantrums is so god damn catchy. I love it."} +{"tweet": "@nikkilovesjello oh lol my dads name is elvis"} +{"tweet": "I am inYellville, AR."} +{"tweet": "On top of that... I can never tell who's gay and staring at me because they all have a lazy eye and walk like they have a pole up their ass"} +{"tweet": "Great update, Twitter, now how about fixing the ability to keep your spot in your timeline like the good old days!"} +{"tweet": "I look like yes and you look like no"} +{"tweet": "Yeah I wish I could leave this house and go chill with the homies"} +{"tweet": "I always want a car wash after running over roadkill, it makes me feel sad for my tires. It's like not washing your hands after the bathroom"} +{"tweet": "I go to kwik shop a lot \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@mrsjpoore we loooovvvveee you! Wish we could see you more! \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@aliiijoyy @Texyandiknowit I cried. Not kidding."} +{"tweet": "I literally don't have the patience for this right now \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Ed Sheran your music puts me in a good mood #relaxed #happy"} +{"tweet": "I don't think I've ever been so broke.."} +{"tweet": "@katy_emerson favorite show"} +{"tweet": "@ChloeMaysun @LAURIEADKINS_ no. Just her"} +{"tweet": "She's like staring at the sun"} +{"tweet": "I just want to go home."} +{"tweet": "4 people were killed by gunfire in Chicago over the weekend. @joenbc, planning on visiting and doing a show just on that? Cubs will comp U."} +{"tweet": "On the bright side I know that @aime_worc20 has no THC, MDMA, or cocaine in her system!!"} +{"tweet": "This girl on tv just said hashtag yum I'm dying"} +{"tweet": "All I want in life is fuller lips."} +{"tweet": "@HowardStern 304 228 5247"} +{"tweet": "@NegroBoi1Da hahaha I did!"} +{"tweet": "i'm obviously not sleeping tonight ..."} +{"tweet": "@jacobcarlpowell we just may do that! I think Lady would love the beach and quality time with Uncle Jake \\ud83d\\udeb6\\ud83d\\udc36\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "Study mode in full force thanks to the beautiful musician playing songs from Walk to Remember on the piano upstairs in the Union. #Thanks \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83c\\udfb9"} +{"tweet": "Just call me willie"} +{"tweet": "Two finals to go and then it's homeward bound!"} +{"tweet": "My sisters are such brats"} +{"tweet": "I finally have someone to talk to"} +{"tweet": "@sspisaakk let's get food after school."} +{"tweet": "Am I trying to hard for us to be \\ one\\\":(\""} +{"tweet": "OH MY GOD"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealXaWill you coming to my house?!"} +{"tweet": "I wish society woke up earlier on Saturdays"} +{"tweet": "@Phurg I always try shuffle but end up skipping over everything so I might result to pandora or something idk"} +{"tweet": "The legs feed the wolf gentlemen"} +{"tweet": "Wow I really can't believe I'm doing what I'm doing, if you know me this will WOW you \\ud83d\\udcaf%"} +{"tweet": "@freeethinkking I like your old picture"} +{"tweet": "Home I go to watch 1000 movies."} +{"tweet": "I fell asleep before nine last night and somehow I'm still tired.. I'll never win."} +{"tweet": "@_PrettyKenii lol naww ion fuck aroun in dat weather"} +{"tweet": "I just looked through your pictures. hahahaha, but anytime (:"} +{"tweet": "@dylansizemore2 I'll walk to beccas house and carry her to yours so its not so awkward anymore. Hahahah!!"} +{"tweet": "@BCrazies you are like 5 and you don't even lift bro"} +{"tweet": "Apparently this Sex Erma person enjoys the shit I tweet..... Okay then"} +{"tweet": "@MorelockMatt SWAG"} +{"tweet": "@Orioles get the sweep!!!"} +{"tweet": "ok ur the biggest alpha mega tyranasouruous bitch"} +{"tweet": "@Maajjorr deal"} +{"tweet": "@matttt_weller tank babe"} +{"tweet": "@cle_NEAL @hiramboyd @ColeLopez77 he is just another Reynolds"} +{"tweet": "@MattDobbs oh... You're my other favorite best man..."} +{"tweet": "But he's had to keep an appearance for ABDC"} +{"tweet": "Find someone to else to look at."} +{"tweet": "@PFTompkins Ha! So you & @alyankovic finally met for real! I still laugh at your standup of your \\first\\\" encounter.\""} +{"tweet": "It's my BFF's @brookmarie613 last day of high school today! #depressing \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Kelsey thinks im taking her fishing"} +{"tweet": "@camsarp25 it did"} +{"tweet": "Like, let's not go 10 under the speed limit please"} +{"tweet": "When you need to give a UA and can't pee... #annoying"} +{"tweet": "I have blisters from painting so much. Great."} +{"tweet": "Waffle love with @shayla_dee_"} +{"tweet": "Me and @GiannaaFusco are like little old ladies... Were already tired and been talking about drama all night! #BestfriendProblems"} +{"tweet": "@LoganLeasure Haha!"} +{"tweet": "@LivLongo head up beautiful your too strong to be looking down! #missyou"} +{"tweet": "@colgarnish @socalpatty I just always remember how hard it hit me when I hear someone else is is losing a pet"} +{"tweet": "God dammit VCR"} +{"tweet": "@EmilyPereiraaa text me"} +{"tweet": "My Bestfriend should be my boyfriend , Because I trust them."} +{"tweet": "About to get sick \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "#ColeTrain absolutely tooooo excited to her Coles amazing voice. I listen to Rich Girl every single day !! #VoiceTop5 @ColeVosbury"} +{"tweet": "@Adrenallie this rules! You're super talented."} +{"tweet": "@allissanel7 the crazy thing is.... I do understand #Duhhhh"} +{"tweet": "#letsgo"} +{"tweet": "I don't want you so just get out of my life and stop telling me I'm hot"} +{"tweet": "Fridays won't be the same anymore.. It's just be Friday... Good bye Friday Night Lights... \\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "Having law & society as my only class today >>>"} +{"tweet": "Somebody talk to me before I die."} +{"tweet": "blonde moment.. When I sit there and wonder why my boyfriend hasent texted me yet and realize he's sleeping in today...."} +{"tweet": "@yomomafails2 I should just go back to bed \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@nolafalana lmao who knows?! I don't know what I was talking about just being silly"} +{"tweet": "I just smashed that subway tho \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@ciara4fallon I forgot, when is it??"} +{"tweet": "I need something to do"} +{"tweet": "why do I let myself get so upset over you"} +{"tweet": "TWD just got real."} +{"tweet": "Me Aidan and Colleen are going ham in the back seat cape cod we are comin In clutch!!"} +{"tweet": "Who's going to the beach today"} +{"tweet": "The bachelor is on.. #favoriteshow"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know how I'm still awake right now."} +{"tweet": "@_sam_perkins sounds like a plan"} +{"tweet": "It's not even one o'clock and I'm already stressed out beyond belief"} +{"tweet": "The trailblazers are a legit team this year! I'm impressed! The west is looking good but the east.... Yeah that not so much"} +{"tweet": "@_RELasCnBe @SampGIII @jw1ck24 @cjfgreatness @Mr_Lopez1 @J_SHEEGS_ there or Hetrick both are good"} +{"tweet": "@omg_bebo get up i'm bored as shit \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "The Show Goes On is a song that makes me sad.. #OldMemories"} +{"tweet": "Oh wow."} +{"tweet": "@br0milygardnbr0 do it! I can't and I'm so jealous"} +{"tweet": "napping right when my phone dies"} +{"tweet": "@mattufford Or they were out of spoons"} +{"tweet": "@_SteveMorgan haha not a far run, huh?"} +{"tweet": "How the heck did that movie get good reviews!? It was stupid and ridiculous. Made me laugh not scared. #evildead"} +{"tweet": "how is it possible to shoot an miss someone two thousand times #movierant"} +{"tweet": "Finally bought a pair of roshe runs today."} +{"tweet": "@realroniraye Merry Christmas"} +{"tweet": "erg ..\\ni want you ."} +{"tweet": "That block by lebron James had me out of my kind"} +{"tweet": "Dear God,\\n\\nPlease make up your mind. Thank you.\\n\\nSincerely,\\nClay Campbell\\n #MICHvsPSU"} +{"tweet": "@rosinawachs what kind do you get? I've been looking for a good one"} +{"tweet": "@Kenzz_Chapman Okay good I love you too"} +{"tweet": "@_swaeg I think it's the way he looks. People like Kellin are usually twats ((((u feel me???))))"} +{"tweet": "Noooo I didn't want to text #itsCool"} +{"tweet": "Lol you make me laugh."} +{"tweet": "All a girl really wants is to have one guy prove to her that there all not the same"} +{"tweet": "this has been the weirdest week of my fucking life"} +{"tweet": "Nothing better than that first drink of water in the morning"} +{"tweet": "Let the Chaos Rise!"} +{"tweet": "Oh my gosh that was a close one"} +{"tweet": "Congrats to guys bball team!"} +{"tweet": "Need to find something to write... my keyboard burns with desire... (sexy!)"} +{"tweet": "@tracycavender haha I can't wait to show him when he gets here! I have a pic of him kissing burg on the cheek and y'all holding hands."} +{"tweet": "mass comm>>> \\ue412\\ue412\\ue412"} +{"tweet": "Park city \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude01 @HDworchak"} +{"tweet": "@dadsheelys thanks for telling me about the while you were sleeping EP so much better than TSSFs two albums"} +{"tweet": "You should never sacrifice who you are just because someone else has a problem with it."} +{"tweet": "Confused..."} +{"tweet": "it always could be worse #headup"} +{"tweet": "It's a long road to hell without a soul!!"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes you just have to learn to take things in stride"} +{"tweet": "All I ever do nowadays is sleep"} +{"tweet": "@1Santos6 haha you're silly. That has nothing to do with it \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@AshleyXO424 @ashley_carreiro ill take some too\\u261d\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I can't stop watching @bbcdoctorwho."} +{"tweet": "You know you are in the mountains when this is your view from the kitchen window!"} +{"tweet": "You're legit going nowhere in life except maybe one day you'll be lucky enough to make a buck for wiping my ass"} +{"tweet": "Baylor should jump ohio state in the BCS"} +{"tweet": "@Autumn_Marlene awh. Be happy!"} +{"tweet": "Hurry up Jen I'd like to go back to sleep soon"} +{"tweet": "@Cubskickass100 @_kgallant @m_lachance1 2 o'clock and I'm faddedddd"} +{"tweet": "@DamicoMark @Steeler_Chickie @RachelD8710 @erika_lynn1616 I used to be hardcore christian, felt my religion shouldnt be in gov, not my right"} +{"tweet": "@Jakeestepp22 lake shore"} +{"tweet": "@AnthonyPatton50 \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "I swear when I get off work at 11 I'm up doing nothing for at least 4 to 5 more hours. & then its boring bc everyone is asleep."} +{"tweet": "@TylerCordell4 lots of wheezing happened I'm assuming"} +{"tweet": "@wiinterPrincess skipping like jumping up and down repeatedly alternating legs or not going to gym? Hahahaahahhaha I'm so good"} +{"tweet": "I believe in the future of agriculture, with a faith born not of words but of deeds"} +{"tweet": "Just saw a wedding proposal #AWWW"} +{"tweet": "@Kukahiko32 jealous"} +{"tweet": "And it haunts me"} +{"tweet": "You really do deserve the best... Hope you know that"} +{"tweet": "Good stop Auburn."} +{"tweet": "@svogeldavisMBJ @gazettextra It doesn't make any sense...never does."} +{"tweet": "I have a strong urge to kick that little punk in the white rangers jersey on tv in his fucking nooby face."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@mlawson02 \\ud83d\\ude01 me either!"} +{"tweet": "Time for the coaching staff to go. 12 on the field is a coaching problem. #Falcons"} +{"tweet": "@T_Rogers15 it was so rude.. I hate everyone"} +{"tweet": "In would seriously do anything for a Klondike bar right now #iswear #Pathetic"} +{"tweet": "the number of animals I see on my way home from @klausti5 's house is seriously ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "@marsayajosie shes great hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@AlanaHein right? Everyone talks about needing a 'good nap' and I'm like what. No such thing."} +{"tweet": "@savannah_j_ get them outlined, and then get small inspirational cursive words inside them"} +{"tweet": "First high school lunch @Nick_Hour12 @nateabraham_99 @Joe_Schiffer @Gage_Tyrrell99 @K_McCulloch99 @kel_llbell @TTnieto @veronica_hays"} +{"tweet": "@ProfessorPlumb1 I forgot about that! Hahaha she only did it cuz I was freaking out, she's a sweetie!"} +{"tweet": "@wapes9 You've missed a lot \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@katelizdoyle hahaha ugh our lives see you so soon !!! \\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "But but but I'm not ready for tomorrow yet \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "why did I just get this pasta? looking at food today makes me want to puke \\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "It takes serious guts to get back in the water after a shark attack #isurvivedjaws"} +{"tweet": "#YouGainPointsIf can except how small I am. It's really hard for me to gain weight."} +{"tweet": "Oops. Retweeted @Chris_Robin94 like 5 times in .5 seconds."} +{"tweet": "Trevor rn .."} +{"tweet": "@Chloe__Mae omg yes. This is life \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@Harry_Styles are you slow?"} +{"tweet": "@leahayden doooo ittt so cute!"} +{"tweet": "I wish you'd just quit talking #shutup"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@AudreyPegues024 haha icic that blows but I understand if y'all getta break or wonna lose some motivation give me a call\\n#iamthedemotivator"} +{"tweet": "@jtrobec Welcome to the club."} +{"tweet": "@bIondeprincess literally a town over\\nfrom mine but they're all 12"} +{"tweet": "@SarinaPendergra \\n <\\ud83d\\ude0f__\\n \\\\ \\ud83d\\udc47\\n \\\\ \\n _/ \\ud83c\\udf46\\\\_"} +{"tweet": "\\That sucks dead bunnies\\\" - Papa Duke @Fuzzimittens\""} +{"tweet": "Bomb squad evacuating my street at home because someone found a grenade #lolwhat #ardsleywarzone"} +{"tweet": "@AustinHuntley thanks @WundySlick. really sucks after making fun of you guys lol #damn #peoplegetittho"} +{"tweet": "What if they had commercials that you can smell"} +{"tweet": "The people who don't want to be ignored are typically the ones who are quickest to ignore someone themselves #imaginethat"} +{"tweet": "Company gone guess ill be bored til I k.o"} +{"tweet": "This must be what Frost the Snowman feels like in March...."} +{"tweet": "well i have nothing to do for a couple hours so if youre bored hmu niggies"} +{"tweet": "Hmm.."} +{"tweet": "Need to stop thinking about it #whatsdoneisdone"} +{"tweet": "Would love it if people would keep me out of their drama. I always keep to myself so please do the same. #thanks"} +{"tweet": "Oh the things I would do to Jase... #duckdynasty"} +{"tweet": "I think tonight will be a night full of giggles"} +{"tweet": "How bad is it that at 12:40 I get in my car and decide to track down food?"} +{"tweet": "I have no desire to study what so ever."} +{"tweet": "So after tonight can we conclude that Miami would be OSU? #perfectseason"} +{"tweet": "If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? If our love is insanity, why are you my clarity?"} +{"tweet": "Lol me and Sarah are like under cover detectives."} +{"tweet": "I put my life in Gods hands cause aspects of my life werent going very well. Right now hes giving me happiness. Just felt I should thank him"} +{"tweet": "@thats_soMAGGIE that's not weird at all"} +{"tweet": "These brownies better be done soon"} +{"tweet": "@hellosunshine33 this is a true fact, when do you want me to come get you tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "if she wants it, she'll get it on her own \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@Blafalcee yepp"} +{"tweet": "Sitting in suntan city \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@ClaytonBryan17 Nope! They replaced you with me ;)"} +{"tweet": "@Meleaaaa_ we had that last week. It sucked. :p"} +{"tweet": "Whats it gonna take to call you mine?"} +{"tweet": "You're such a hypocrite. Just stop."} +{"tweet": "Been brainstorming all day.. #dragonlife"} +{"tweet": "Can I date a goldfish or no"} +{"tweet": "@roxy1496 I'm dreading it."} +{"tweet": "If something is wrong call me, I'd much rather solve problems over the phone than in text"} +{"tweet": "I feel like death! I hate being sick. Well, this is my valentines day. Me, my bed, my dog, and Netflix."} +{"tweet": "After you stop being friends with someone, you really question how you were friends with them in the first place."} +{"tweet": "Tonight we'll just get drunk"} +{"tweet": "I'm so bored oh my gosh"} +{"tweet": "Fuck man!"} +{"tweet": "@_hannnnnahb lol right? And I've been poked like 3 times in the last 2 weeks #wtf"} +{"tweet": "Friday the 13th \\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\udd2a"} +{"tweet": "I told my parents I didn't want anything for Xmas. But if they're wrong in their gift choice, they're disowned."} +{"tweet": "You are possibly the worst fucking human being I have ever met."} +{"tweet": "Water is great"} +{"tweet": "Thankfulness brings blessing; complaining brings destruction. What are you inviting in your life?"} +{"tweet": "Can you like not be a raging bitch? Thanks."} +{"tweet": "Terrible day for allergies"} +{"tweet": "Memorial service for Sebastian will be Saturday at 1 o'clock, at Salem Methodist Church."} +{"tweet": "Merry Christmas everyone! #holidays #cheers"} +{"tweet": "@DerekMorgan96 I love you too Derek Austin.. <3"} +{"tweet": "Thank God for patience*.."} +{"tweet": "@3stripeegang come on!"} +{"tweet": "In such an asshole to my boyfriend @Rondawg63"} +{"tweet": "Surgery!? Elaborate please, what happened love? @MeganAlyse_"} +{"tweet": "I'm different yeah I'm different."} +{"tweet": "@ben_blazen he just randomly said bye to me like ookkkie"} +{"tweet": "@laura_nicole31 what r u gonna do with it when it's no longer a puppy"} +{"tweet": "We know that penn state is turning up tonight!!! #uno #psu"} +{"tweet": "Don't think about it too much"} +{"tweet": "@mattmendenhall3 thanks"} +{"tweet": "I will never ever be good enough for my parents"} +{"tweet": "Couldn't be happier with my life right now"} +{"tweet": "Spent my morning getting spoiled at the spa! Best $150 I've spent in along time! \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude01\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Jenna is my best friend"} +{"tweet": "My niece and nephew are the cutest. \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Why does this kid have a 2 liter of pop in class ... ? #QuestionMark"} +{"tweet": "Ready to be home."} +{"tweet": "I've been up all night, tryna get that rich. I've been work work work work working on my shit. Now get this work."} +{"tweet": "@molliekatie @IamCodyRoss he's just wearing the wrong uniform"} +{"tweet": "@TheAdamLife a is the only one that fits, so, get a life"} +{"tweet": "@Masonknipp duhhh #loveyou\\u2764\\ufe0f\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Welcome back to crazy town governor! #crazyy #he'sback"} +{"tweet": "GRANDVIEW VOLLEYBALL WON STATE TONIGHT AHHH I CAN'T EXPLAIN MY EXCITEMENT IM SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS ILY\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83c\\udfc6\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83c\\udf89 @kpatrick24 @smull18"} +{"tweet": "@jensen_meyer don't ever talk to me again. Who are you anyways?"} +{"tweet": "Drinking cocktails by the lake and now having a fire with @IsaacDuaneK . \\ud83d\\udc4d \\ud83d\\ude4c #perfectmonday #fuckyes"} +{"tweet": "If you wear glasses on a football team, you're most likely the kicker..."} +{"tweet": "@The_Cable_Guy15 lol forcin it"} +{"tweet": "@Mattprokey @kendralolllxo IT WAS FIFTH GRADE YOU STUPID FUCKERS"} +{"tweet": "@CGeresti I saw that as soon as mine updated."} +{"tweet": "Coming home to a quiet, empty house sent me into extreme euphoria."} +{"tweet": "Happiest girl in the world right now. \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Just napped almost 3 hours \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@warrencambra okay warren! \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "\\@AllKnowA: We all know somebody who looks like a horse\\\" Taylor fucking Peterson\""} +{"tweet": "@JamesDanylieko I don't have wifi right now"} +{"tweet": "Whatching the Ray Charles moviee."} +{"tweet": "Efefefefefef. That's fun to say. Try it"} +{"tweet": "I haven't been this happy in a while #Excited"} +{"tweet": "@fightpcs - Old coach learning new ways. No heading in training or scrimmages. Teach technique and move on."} +{"tweet": "On the verge of a panic attack"} +{"tweet": "@MattBowen41 Marshall held first and for twice as long as Hayden. Having size has many many advantages, including benefit of doubt"} +{"tweet": "Snowboard edits,deep dish pepperoni pizza, green tea #myaddiction #wbp"} +{"tweet": "getting REAL sick of your shit. \\u231b\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "PISCIIIIINE!!!!! \\ud83c\\udfca"} +{"tweet": "Teen Mom 2 #mondayisamother @ChelseaHouska @PBandJenelley_1 @KailLowry @TM2LeahDawn"} +{"tweet": "@AlwaysNextYear2 if the streak ends that would be the greatest tragedy in wrestling history"} +{"tweet": "@dg1two down"} +{"tweet": "I'll be right by your side till 3005"} +{"tweet": "Tonight's going to be good."} +{"tweet": "@bigskip69 really"} +{"tweet": "@FlutterMariah me too"} +{"tweet": "It just doesn't feel like a family should"} +{"tweet": "Everyone like my pictures on Instagram!"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for Christmas break so I can hang out with miss @kuhlman_darby :) #beentoolong"} +{"tweet": "My son just told me hiccup is going to tell Santa I'm not listening to him & I'm on the naughty list #hohoho #mykid \\ud83c\\udf85\\ud83c\\udf84"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you @braimo4"} +{"tweet": "@JulianGibian its cool I'm not mad you're entitled to your opinion. I mainly wanted to say your statement was inaccurate. Not all religions"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad you felt the need to go around me just to go slow."} +{"tweet": "Lets go duke!!! #win"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you storm!"} +{"tweet": "@Codykling Wilkes!!"} +{"tweet": "So a latte yesterday at noon and half that large coffee finished at 11pm, I am still wired and jumpy. Feels great."} +{"tweet": "@winetoweights now I just have a protein shake and I'm all good!! That was bad!! Lol"} +{"tweet": "Seriously there is never a bad time to listen to some @GrangerSmith"} +{"tweet": "I think I'm addicted to snapchat"} +{"tweet": "All I wanted to do was see my channing\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@sammiiilynn_ go to Indy scream park ! he's taking me & Alexis there & you can go with us \\ud83d\\udc7b\\ud83c\\udf83\\ud83d\\ude3b"} +{"tweet": "Someone rescue me today? \\ud83d\\ude14."} +{"tweet": "I miss bdubs"} +{"tweet": "feeling a little more than just tired..."} +{"tweet": "Dairy Queen date with @nharrison757"} +{"tweet": "Every street you walk on, I leave tear stains on the ground."} +{"tweet": "Where the hell did June go?!"} +{"tweet": "There is no bigger enemy then the guy driving 25mph when you're trying to get home from work."} +{"tweet": "@SoyHighlyFavord what?"} +{"tweet": "Don't send stupid shit to the My Story."} +{"tweet": "When I have an appointment at 9, that means I get up at nine and get there when I get there"} +{"tweet": "Honestly I don't feel like we're as close as we were a couple of weeks ago."} +{"tweet": "I don't know anyone... ANYONE HALF AS STRONG AS @zanajarrett. #SuchAFighter. #YourBeautiful."} +{"tweet": "@lisalela11 remember how we worked with Tyler for an hour today?! \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude18 @stepharoniee"} +{"tweet": "@BlakeB126 I feel you haha,"} +{"tweet": "Now I keep imagining a spider crawling on me whenever I feel a tickle"} +{"tweet": "#TroopThanks"} +{"tweet": "I just am so lonely \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Today was just an awful day"} +{"tweet": "\\@IDrinkIFuck: #TalkLikeYourBestfriend i want to get drunk and make bad decisions.\\\" -@torihildrethh #facewasted\""} +{"tweet": "Niggas out here checking the wrong people. Smh"} +{"tweet": "@iAmBika lol I hope your not at Starbucks studying on your spring break..."} +{"tweet": "@mattlanza could be worsen. He could be Bettman"} +{"tweet": "@Trashman570 your not kidding bud"} +{"tweet": "Sitting in a suite at the wild game #hockeyisback"} +{"tweet": "Wowow you've changed"} +{"tweet": "Good luck to #bbpgvl today! Go out there and killlll people. Although I do miss my best friends so I'd be fine with a loss. Just me doe."} +{"tweet": "@derrickforsythe you coming to our game tonight..?"} +{"tweet": "@Dubstep_Darko @fancynancy1416 and hopefully September. First week"} +{"tweet": "Told her look back at it look back at it"} +{"tweet": "Fell in love with @FrankOceaan \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude18\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@kaynel9 this reminds me of the vid we made last year, btw.. Where is that?"} +{"tweet": "@i_ate_thebones hope this is a lie"} +{"tweet": "@jakemillermusic my friend @kaelyana1 is!"} +{"tweet": "#NotCool"} +{"tweet": "Reminding myself tonight that I need to focus on Christ, not how I'm doing spiritually. #sanctification"} +{"tweet": "My life. My decisions. My consequences. Don't get mad because you don't understand. Its not your place to"} +{"tweet": "I don't think being hungover would be the best option for finals tomorrow #CutOff"} +{"tweet": "I think the city that we're from just kinda ruined things"} +{"tweet": "#VoiceSave Josh"} +{"tweet": "It really bothers me when people don't have a life plan."} +{"tweet": "Lucas-\\can't wait to get you back to Bismarck to beat the shit outta you\\\" #thankshunnie\""} +{"tweet": "Livin like Jim Morrison."} +{"tweet": "Shout out to @Camrithomas for being gorgggg, a softballerrr, and for beeeinggg cool! #Folllooowwww"} +{"tweet": "@lindseypelletie @eddykid23 oh dangit haha \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@meeyuhhhh \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Eating a \\celebratory donut\\\" on my ride home. I'm celebrating being done with undergraduate classes! I'll eat all I want! #fatty #senior\""} +{"tweet": "Some of us have studying to do,so if you could let your friends on the floor instead of lettin them bang on the door,that would be fantastic"} +{"tweet": "@BedStvyFly lol"} +{"tweet": "Emma needs a boyfriend she's to pretty to be single"} +{"tweet": "We get it Boyle is a big guy...find something less obvious to comment on"} +{"tweet": "Pete Wentz knows what you do in the dark."} +{"tweet": "Seriously not even 5:30 and it's already almost dark. I hate it \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "#HowTheFuckDoesThatHappen a whole herd of 12 deer just ran across the street by meijer in okemos lol not even in the country"} +{"tweet": "I always feel like im not good enough.. #fuckup"} +{"tweet": "Look good feel good"} +{"tweet": "It's a good day in the world of football."} +{"tweet": "Hi @xxK_Dotxx"} +{"tweet": "mr baker took my hacky sack. im so pissed."} +{"tweet": "@JamesEmpfield james i have a droid.. no emojis not allowed! And pleasee tammy likes me a bit"} +{"tweet": "So wait, what exactly is BBM....? I just don't get it \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I was here, I lived, I loved. \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I can't even imagine losing my great grandmother... \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "Just sitting here watching all his videos, stalking his life. Ya knowwww"} +{"tweet": "We move just like the sun and the moon."} +{"tweet": "@LaxrLittlefield you haven't really rocked out to that song until you've had @emfraserr in the car w/you singing so terrible you want to die"} +{"tweet": "Same city, same friends if you're looking for me"} +{"tweet": "@AllyyyMarsh caps sadly lost :( figured you and your friends would love to know"} +{"tweet": "I really wanna kick my mom in the face right now"} +{"tweet": "@bab1104 totally agree! Hazing is one thing! He is a racist redneck punk!"} +{"tweet": "It sucks giving relationship advice to the person you have feelings for! \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "@The_Koreannn I hate you bc you just reminded me I have to do it"} +{"tweet": "ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB GET TIPSY"} +{"tweet": "The feeling after a successful workout >>>>"} +{"tweet": "@ErinMcAneneyy were they sexy"} +{"tweet": "Everyone is going back to college. I can't wait till I go back."} +{"tweet": "@Natalie_Joy thanks Natalie!"} +{"tweet": "Hoping tomorrows a good day \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@JordieRauh your welcome:) me & pat just not figured it out."} +{"tweet": "Grade A asshole"} +{"tweet": "I finished all the episodes of weeds what am I supposed to do with my life now"} +{"tweet": "@_latinmahomie lol. That'd get rid of her"} +{"tweet": "@liv_schell no I want to"} +{"tweet": "@JB49_1995 imagine him being our age in this generation & being a student at brashear. He'd get jumped everyday."} +{"tweet": "@Cconnormcmahon yeah I have that"} +{"tweet": "No :/"} +{"tweet": "@Steph_Diesel or is it 180?"} +{"tweet": "You're destined to do big things."} +{"tweet": "Hmmm. Same"} +{"tweet": "@ChetWild I would have guessed that your theme song was Yakity Sax."} +{"tweet": "Eff twin size beds."} +{"tweet": "@3mmma_kammm3r will do :)"} +{"tweet": "the kid in front of me at dunkin has far too many issues for me to fit into 140 characters.... #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "#ForOneDayIWishICouldHangWith the best baseball player @Trouty20"} +{"tweet": "\\HORSE! You have failed in your mission!\\\" That scene cracks me up every time. \\ud83d\\ude02\\n#TheCrimsonHorror #DoctorWho\""} +{"tweet": "Today in class this chick claimed to have learned to read at the age of \\um, like 1 or 2?\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I can't take my socks off without my feet feeling freezing 2 minutes later"} +{"tweet": "My whole day is going to consist of watching every episode of blue mountain state and that's okay."} +{"tweet": "Naps on the hammock >> \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "Just got to believe in Him and hope that the best is yet to come."} +{"tweet": "@MadMello_Gruuve lucky!"} +{"tweet": "Damn"} +{"tweet": "I don't get how people hate baseball"} +{"tweet": "Only two hours left to buy your early Oktoberfest tickets! Come see us! #Oktoberfest \\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "HEY I JUST MET YOU. AND THIS IS CRAZY. BUT THERE'S 13 DAYS UNTIL FORMAL. DATE ME MAYBE? \\ud83d\\udc4b @h_L_FGold"} +{"tweet": "@smelly911 I thought it was because inside you have a vagina"} +{"tweet": "@grampss14 I will, hope you feel better and get back in the game!"} +{"tweet": "Myspacebuttondoesntworkonmyphone"} +{"tweet": "YES THE DAY HAS CAME TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY OF BAND CAMP. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@Jackayy1234 stealing this! \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "That's Jofas soft side, don't let him fool you though, kid has the silkiest mitts out there"} +{"tweet": "@ShitNobodySays LIES SPINACH IS GREAT #iloveitforreal"} +{"tweet": "@BrookeWilks_23 I didn't somebody hacked me"} +{"tweet": "Zodiacs on Netflix!!!! Fuck yes!"} +{"tweet": "@Saint_Nick17 omggggg hahaha I'm retarded. I really juuuuuust said aunt hahaha talking and tweeting doesn't work for my apparently"} +{"tweet": "UGHHHH can I please be Blair Waldorf?! #perfection"} +{"tweet": "your laugh is the best sound I've ever heard."} +{"tweet": "Might as well win the heisman on NCAA while waiting for madden in the mail \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I've had this scar on my face since I was five... Why Is it just now bothering me. \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "#KissAustin @KISS985BUFFALO @judkiss985 \\u2764\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Convincing @kristipawlowicz to get a tattoo with me is next to impossible. #tweetsfromthetoilet"} +{"tweet": "@NickHuhman_3 because u have herpes?"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealNardawg pretties!!! \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I got a good bit of sun today \\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude0d\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "I love being an adult and doing whatever I want"} +{"tweet": "@Bdad7 @Pagani51 you guys are probably right.. If you see me tomorrow all jacked up, it's from falling down the stairs not her"} +{"tweet": "I don't need expensive things, what I want doesn't need to be under a tree baby all I want for Christmas is you \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "Had to go get a red bull I'm dragging well not anymore thanks to red bull and Dan"} +{"tweet": "Kim is totally my lady crush.. I have no shame! She's fucking gorgeous!"} +{"tweet": "@treywillboy lmao Ida done the same if I could of"} +{"tweet": "@ambereneee so why are there no pics of you an dad \\ud83d\\ude08"} +{"tweet": "I was gonna lay down and watch this movie, but all 4 dogs insisted on sitting with me! #Can'tcomplain #MYbestfriends"} +{"tweet": "Rain Dogs for life"} +{"tweet": "@morganfurness yes I'm staying the night lovey"} +{"tweet": "College basketball > NBA"} +{"tweet": "gummy krabby patties! omg. heaven."} +{"tweet": "Im.def out now"} +{"tweet": "We're best friends because we both know what it's like to have other people jealous of us"} +{"tweet": "@C_Foust because someone was in mine!"} +{"tweet": "@TheDoorMatt26 \\ud83c\\udfc6"} +{"tweet": "S/O to @ShaynaRae15 for being absolutely beautiful. \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Seeing fig drive right past me without acknowledging me\\ud83d\\udc94 there is obviously someone else."} +{"tweet": "Lace up them shoes up boyyy.. bout to get shown up.."} +{"tweet": "random hannah appreciation tweet"} +{"tweet": "@dbulbach Missouri"} +{"tweet": "@willeyator meanie"} +{"tweet": "@goodgraces_ oh no I hate you I was just curious because someone out there might not hate you and you didn't really give them an option"} +{"tweet": "@CBauerNFLDraft yeah that's who I see in terms of passing ability. JF a better scrambler."} +{"tweet": "Got a terrible cold sore"} +{"tweet": "@devaniekid lololol wwwwwtf! Whose your doc?"} +{"tweet": "Happy National Hug Your Cat Day\\ud83d\\udc31"} +{"tweet": "@rothrock_sarah @nicktarity215 @dschil69 @GodorecciCG3 lets stop this bullshit"} +{"tweet": "@Nick4Murray you aren't fat nick.. Lol. \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Of course the campaign is on"} +{"tweet": "@stephenasmith ......and I love him like a brotha"} +{"tweet": "You know your fridge is on crack when you find ice in your Gatorade"} +{"tweet": "Yeah Thursdays are my least favorite day of the week for sure"} +{"tweet": "@SimmsMadeline one of the many embarrassing factors in this picture"} +{"tweet": "the love for brennen is real"} +{"tweet": "The problem is that we've more empty rooms than homeless."} +{"tweet": "Now I'm sad again"} +{"tweet": "@SEALofHonor @Vote4Wallace They ARE the stars. Unacknowledged, unappreciated by too many, enemy to malignant evil. JustCallHisNameProvision"} +{"tweet": "Uhh it's called personal space."} +{"tweet": "Literally why do I have to go to school tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@KajsaAndrea idk yet it still might sell for above the reserve price"} +{"tweet": "PROMPROMPROMPROMPROMPROM"} +{"tweet": "@okanovicc annoying people \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@Caitomlinson @chanelpuke THEYRE EVERYWHERE \\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@KayGehres this is true. The brain is an asshole the majority of the time anyway."} +{"tweet": "I swear this is the longest Friday ever.. EVER."} +{"tweet": "@_toriroy GO HOME"} +{"tweet": "@renagerie For those few times I leave the TweetBot world, I miss it each and every tweet. (all clients should have mute)"} +{"tweet": "And we are off !! #calibound \\ud83d\\ude0e\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Making a rare appearance outside of the house"} +{"tweet": "I put my phone down in the weirdest places."} +{"tweet": "So apparently I can favorite my own tweet.... Wow"} +{"tweet": "@bryanafelix @justinbieber yes it does because we share a love for him \\ud83d\\ude0dand we all share the same dream of him noticing us"} +{"tweet": "Only a fool trips on what is behind him."} +{"tweet": "@Jordanbullerman haha classy"} +{"tweet": "To the early morn"} +{"tweet": "Im an idiot"} +{"tweet": "Bco 1/75 Weapons I keep trying to find me & I know I'm out there but I'm lost but I'm keeping me safe until I find me again RLTW #ArmyStrong"} +{"tweet": "@Linds_Nicole18 how did I guess? LoL Typical!"} +{"tweet": "@kerri123xoo Brandon it's came over"} +{"tweet": "@Cate_R19 you're still alive to me don't worry"} +{"tweet": "Ignorance? I didn"} +{"tweet": "Hey Jess why don't you go take the cheese off your pizza with a fork n00b"} +{"tweet": "@DaneeeMarie love love it !!"} +{"tweet": "@KaylaGrounds lmao... We just seem to have to same opinion about everyone!"} +{"tweet": "wish Brendan didn't have to leave me to go plow \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@NicoleLGee haha but I could possibly do that sometime. Its only a few minutes down the road from my house"} +{"tweet": "If we don't remember eating $13 of McDonalds at 7am, it doesn't count right?! @eskimokissses"} +{"tweet": "hope I get accepted to Quinnipiac only so I can be at college with my bestieeeee @ahoover7"} +{"tweet": "Disappointed with the loss but hole shit what a hockey game #becauseitsthecup"} +{"tweet": "I need a brewskiiii"} +{"tweet": "@rachel_burris ookkaayyyy"} +{"tweet": "@GRANTyouatweet bored . tired. hot. how are you? long lost friend who never talks to me anymore"} +{"tweet": "Why did my mom just call a neck on me"} +{"tweet": "@jserme11 oh bad mistake #TeamAndroid"} +{"tweet": "Wow. Thats cool."} +{"tweet": "Bought to pay for christmas boxes with dimes \\ud83d\\ude0a Happy Holidays!!!"} +{"tweet": "@kristadisalvo may just answer the study guide and type it up I'm doing that meow"} +{"tweet": "@kylierenee29 @jeneececilia22 @LAURiSA_ ...... Right now... Lol"} +{"tweet": "@justbrendap haha! Just the way I think, I think? I changed the seething :)"} +{"tweet": "@brittanyurm i love you very much, happy 8 babe\\ud83d\\ude18, and of course you had to call me ellen\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "i need more wine.."} +{"tweet": "@BrianHendrixon it's what to drink AFTER you are drunk. Haha"} +{"tweet": "It's love that keeps the darkness away."} +{"tweet": "Another great weekend for bowhunting . Weather was perfect. Saw three doe and a small buck sunday morning . Three does sunday evening ."} +{"tweet": "Any of my lakewood buddies have Craig and Faiths number? DM me or text me if you do. Be greatly appreciated!"} +{"tweet": "I just a deer....with my new truck...that I got today... #FUCK"} +{"tweet": "@andersonj I just saw the promotion. Congrats. It's well deserved!"} +{"tweet": "like I want to play soccer but then I don't"} +{"tweet": "I locked myself out of the school.."} +{"tweet": "I've also seen a couple of sites project the MAC champ to Baton Rouge (LSU) or Bloomington (Indiana). The latter would be especially fun."} +{"tweet": "My mommys home !"} +{"tweet": "Found a full pack of gum while cleaning out my car AND the biebs just came on! Best. Day. Ever!"} +{"tweet": "@Espngreeny it's not the players either. It's the media that complains cuz they want to go to the warm weather"} +{"tweet": "\\@applecross22: Ej and Abby are so happening! #Days\\\" Oh yeah!! The chem is definitely there!\""} +{"tweet": "@TayManess you're so gorgeousssss"} +{"tweet": "@Fabiobird oh god"} +{"tweet": "Going to this swim meet for bonus points #ineedthem"} +{"tweet": "Is it just me or does Bruno Mars new song 'young girls' seem kind of pedophilishh?..."} +{"tweet": "Literally just came up with the most perfect plan"} +{"tweet": "Why is this such an internal struggle"} +{"tweet": "@EmmaValentine31 you're a #NERD jk you're a #MEGANERD."} +{"tweet": "@indyrallen I caught that, but I really despise Weiner."} +{"tweet": "@Ashhhleighhhh56 hahaha I can't believe she still rocks them!"} +{"tweet": "@Big__Dik_Bandit im down @Sneaky_MTS"} +{"tweet": "I'm sleep deprived.."} +{"tweet": "@CowboyKrisko let's make a truce. You had my ramun!"} +{"tweet": "Fall and winter weather makes me want to cuddle up and be lazy... this is a problem."} +{"tweet": "@Sipple104 @JLG3325 okay, let me get this right. You work at a gas station and your dad changed oil for a livin? And you know so much? \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Just got approved for my first credit card! Hollaaaaaa"} +{"tweet": "A sledgehammer gun sounds like the perfect tool for the zombie apocalypse. #CatchingUp on #CitizenRadio"} +{"tweet": "@bethnj79 Definitely like now..."} +{"tweet": "You say remember that life is not to be wasted we can always be chasing the sun."} +{"tweet": "MY MOM AND LARRY ARE BUYING ME A CAR, YAY. Now all I need is my license"} +{"tweet": "@MelBells15 \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 smelly ass bus"} +{"tweet": "@austinwilde how much will the monthly subscription be for your new site?! How soon can you sign up?! Pretty stoked..missed seeing your work"} +{"tweet": "I've been going on and on forever."} +{"tweet": "He's so attractive to me\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Who has an extra scantron bubble sheet I can have!?!"} +{"tweet": "I wonder if your mom knows you're a whore."} +{"tweet": "To all inspiring dj's, y'all should consider doing a mix to latch by disclosure, if you haven't done so already \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "cant wait to have lobster, scallops and all that good stuff for dinner with @JCastelli_ \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@JebHindle66 it isnt"} +{"tweet": "I just want connor ... :("} +{"tweet": "You ma'am love to make me miserable don't you? Kay. Don't plan on me talking to you!!! \\ud83d\\ude00\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I'm not about playing those mind games. \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@nickkokonas we just had the pleasure of trying that new dish on Sat. Night and it was amazing @Gachatz @mikebagale"} +{"tweet": "but wait I wonder how many other girls he's saying the exact same shit to"} +{"tweet": "@OJSipsomn that's exactly what I thought"} +{"tweet": "@m0ratheexpl0rer We are dominating :-)"} +{"tweet": "@Myss_Neash @UN_Defeated hahaha I wouldn't even know what functional was"} +{"tweet": "@KalenTKelley what are you doing tonight!"} +{"tweet": "Bagel Bar is weird without @xIts_Bay_Bayx"} +{"tweet": "@ethan_eldridge we up by 12 it's gonna be ok hahahaha for now."} +{"tweet": "I sat in the office for two hours to get my schedule, and it's all messed up.... Great \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Can't even stop.."} +{"tweet": "Trying to watch the #Gators and #MNF at the same time \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@juliiadalton #fitbit @fitbit"} +{"tweet": "Hardest thing I've ever had to do... #Tryouts #Motivation \\ud83c\\udfc0"} +{"tweet": "@8jackery8 next time next time\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@VRaffone12 loser"} +{"tweet": "Bitches love viola players"} +{"tweet": "It's time to quit calling them a Cinderella team they're in the sweet 16 they're legit #FGCU"} +{"tweet": "@MettaWorldPeace Where is your favorite place to vacation?"} +{"tweet": "Building a robot son because you're lonely. ...and possibly disturbed emotionally #MostAwkwardSituations"} +{"tweet": "@NeighNeighhh_ I'm so excited!!!\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "And I'm wasted, you can taste it. Don't look at me that way."} +{"tweet": "Ugh black pants are so hard to keep clean"} +{"tweet": "Mental Conditioning"} +{"tweet": "@Lydiaxo12 yanno where he gets it from"} +{"tweet": "#tooearly"} +{"tweet": "This TLC movie is playing my jams! The girl playing Chili is spot on too."} +{"tweet": "I'm not a big Vikings fan. But DAMN Petterson!"} +{"tweet": "@HoonSuh did you have to take the final before you left?!"} +{"tweet": "The battles in your hands now, but I would lay my armor down."} +{"tweet": "it's funny because I remember saying the same thing except I actually meant it. you don't have a life or a future for that matter."} +{"tweet": "@dizzzzzyg can I get some"} +{"tweet": "@ryansullivan05 nice"} +{"tweet": "@zachbraff sweetie, people are mean. You're Jewish, you should know that by now..."} +{"tweet": "@techyturner IDK! But it's intriguing nonetheless!"} +{"tweet": "I didn't know I couldn't have guy friends when, last time I checked, I was single."} +{"tweet": "@LexLuger_ yeah for sure. And if the next person doesn't it's their loss."} +{"tweet": "@Channel23hahaha agreed. Terrible."} +{"tweet": "Kind of just wanna go home for a day...."} +{"tweet": "It takes me about a week to get friend zones yeah"} +{"tweet": "@JonBonczyk05 you and tommy should take me and jord to chipotle\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@tonebonez oh okay! I've heard it's really nice there."} +{"tweet": "@britneyspears watching the vikings with my doggie"} +{"tweet": "Emotions can over take actions it's what you do in those actions that matter"} +{"tweet": "I have yet to win a game on quiz up"} +{"tweet": "I ate all of my no bakes \\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "@GieseAimee @baller_alexis BAHAHAHAHA surely not Grandma nut..!? \\ud83d\\ude28\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "My dad won't get me popcorn because he doesn't love me."} +{"tweet": "4 game-winning buzzer beaters in one night..wow! Alabama's was SICK! #releford"} +{"tweet": "Great Night @jonna_white"} +{"tweet": "@rrrachel08 pour a glass of wine on it. If that doesn't work. Hit the input button on the side until its on HDMI 1 or 2."} +{"tweet": "Why am I still at work on this amazing day?!"} +{"tweet": "At this rate, it's going to be 7:30 before #oomf finishes her salad."} +{"tweet": "Country must me country wide"} +{"tweet": "Headed back to bay boys last game they are getting better but have a long way to go"} +{"tweet": "@DiBrodel you take it easy baby like it when you're wild and crazy now that turns me on big time but I'll be easy on you you're at work haha"} +{"tweet": "I'm dying to dye my hair brown again!!!!"} +{"tweet": "really happy for Cody going to the NBA but I think completing his degree is unrealisitic at this point since he hasnt been thru ICORE #iubb"} +{"tweet": "What's the point."} +{"tweet": "stop"} +{"tweet": "I love getting screamed at over the tellex. #not"} +{"tweet": "@DJRusso2712 seriously"} +{"tweet": "Warming up... Yessss"} +{"tweet": "@AlexsiaRaee hey me and you are asian we don't speak spanish ! We got to stick together here !"} +{"tweet": "Kanye has the most boring album covers, does he want an award or something"} +{"tweet": "@TMusel @gcstanb @KaseyLuby @CharlieH40 @Lyss98 @bigdaddybuck51 I am bringing apple pie. hell, I'll make some jello too ;) #alreadyhungover"} +{"tweet": "Who can sleep with hey Arnold on at?"} +{"tweet": "#inelementaryschool me and @odonnell_haley would make each other piss our pants playing hangman during class"} +{"tweet": "Who in MPLS doesn't have Easter dinner plans tonight?"} +{"tweet": "@Kaleem404 what happened to SpaceBound man?"} +{"tweet": "Down at Missouri state!"} +{"tweet": "This day is just a dandy.... One its snowing and two I just dropped my fresh pizzazz pizza on the floor...."} +{"tweet": "Guys glee comes back on next week"} +{"tweet": "Not Hershel!!!! He's all I lived for"} +{"tweet": "Soooo many Asian people at the train station, don't know why @gshimmy isn't one of them.... #snake"} +{"tweet": "@_leennicole @brittt_reneee are you driving?"} +{"tweet": "Got my room fresh and clean, got my scenties goin, and listening to country music. Great night \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I have an uneasy feeling. Trying to shake it."} +{"tweet": "You're right I do know. Ill pack my stuff in and move in tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "Ffffffffoooooooooooooooodddddddddd\\ud83c\\udf54\\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83c\\udf66\\ud83c\\udf5c\\ud83c\\udf6a\\ud83c\\udf6b #hungry"} +{"tweet": "When you feel like someone is behind you or beside you, it's The Lord watching over you with his protection\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "11 more days.. 11 more days.. \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@That_Lady_Katie I was going to go but we ended up at nicks lol"} +{"tweet": "My mother is superwoman"} +{"tweet": "Avril Lavigne writes the best sad songs. They put me in tears."} +{"tweet": "Jetskis, four wheelers, tubing and getting some sun is much needed #cantwait"} +{"tweet": "Apple juice before bed! >>>>"} +{"tweet": "Homework time"} +{"tweet": "Moving a little slower today. #tired \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "k biotch"} +{"tweet": "Nothing makes me happier than cuddling with my dogs and watching movies about ridiculously unrealistic to love stories. #oops"} +{"tweet": "@alifodayz they're not even the deans list now, are they?"} +{"tweet": "Haha this fresh prince\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "If you want it, let's do it, ride it, my pony, my saddle is waiting, come and jump on it. #JUMP"} +{"tweet": "@stephcallariBBB basically I work for the bandits now! I thought I was gonna see you every Saturday :("} +{"tweet": "@Leothecoolcat @Luhk33 I feel close to few people from my class already #NotAroundNotForgotten"} +{"tweet": "LUKE LUKE LUKE \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Put some clothes on \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Riverbend you did it to me again, thank god it's Friday because I'm definitely driving this struggle bus. \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "But then on the ride home from school I cried because I thought about it too much."} +{"tweet": "that was the worst test ive ever taken \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@Caseybabe17 dafuq did I just read!? #Disgusting"} +{"tweet": "@KayLohnes ouch what?"} +{"tweet": "I literally pick my majors depending on how I'm feeling for the day"} +{"tweet": "ID KILL TO HAVE TODAY OFF, ITS BEAUTIFUL OUT!!! #SoNiceOut #DamnWork"} +{"tweet": "yes finally downloaded Lolly and STTM on my phone hyfr"} +{"tweet": "@mynameis_NiColE and that was necessary because?"} +{"tweet": "@Donnarumma10 I'll be way down if I don't get to see you!"} +{"tweet": "Wow I wish I could fall asleep..."} +{"tweet": "@MarisaChacos what's it look like!"} +{"tweet": "Defrosted the freezer, now pool time!"} +{"tweet": "This isn't how I thought my day would go"} +{"tweet": "Omg goosebumps is on Netflix \\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\ude3b @whoispenny"} +{"tweet": "The Saints are doing well... I'm cool with this \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Dear Lord. My keyboard on my laptop only works sufficiently about half the time and now my mouse isn't working. Definitely on its last legs."} +{"tweet": "@cheishxc @MDNTLars Not on the goddamned internet you're not."} +{"tweet": "Hiccups"} +{"tweet": "You seriously just don't know when to stop"} +{"tweet": "I MEANT YES"} +{"tweet": "Terrible night!"} +{"tweet": "@dravenl1 nope"} +{"tweet": "@LordSvoboda because we're the shit and deserve to know all your secrets"} +{"tweet": "The moon is huge!"} +{"tweet": "#FictionalDeathIWillNeverGetOver Mufasa"} +{"tweet": "Jacob has a weird vocabulary. He comes up with the weirdest things to call people."} +{"tweet": "Baby please don't gooooooo @DavidElrick"} +{"tweet": "Time for workkkkk bitches"} +{"tweet": "I love when you ignore me .."} +{"tweet": "Michigan iu will be a great game go Hoosiers!!"} +{"tweet": "I don't know what to do with myself right now.."} +{"tweet": "Where's your appendix located"} +{"tweet": "OMG SHE'S THE MAN IS ON \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "I wanna give you all my happiness and take all your pain."} +{"tweet": "You can never say to much."} +{"tweet": "@BreBoarman come and get me. Heyyo"} +{"tweet": "@LiterallyEstee tips for tits"} +{"tweet": "13 pretty Nice funny cool and needs to talk to me more."} +{"tweet": "NOW IM LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND OHHHH OHHH TROUBLE TROUBLE\\u2665"} +{"tweet": "Sooo I have to get an MRI done and have dye injected into my hip lol. #superfun #MRI"} +{"tweet": "@BadBoyCompanyAC every college student ever gets sick right before finals. it's the best time of the year."} +{"tweet": "Corporate is in town Saturday, yay #notttttt"} +{"tweet": "@ubeda_jessica 6:30 tonight. \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Never again."} +{"tweet": "I'm just hyper #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "What happenin"} +{"tweet": "@danmoranville shouldnt take long to find out since he is going to Miami."} +{"tweet": "@mikeyg1441 I'm like freaking out because that's cute and I won't tell her so she told me that she would run me off the road if I didn't."} +{"tweet": "If you are a girl and have a six pack... Rethink your life choices"} +{"tweet": "cant even understand you today. #EnbergProblems"} +{"tweet": "@DanielleBrewer7 thanks :)"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone have an ugly sweater I can borrow for Tuesday please respond ASAP"} +{"tweet": "@__Briiittney__ and you were cleaning out my truck right before you left me"} +{"tweet": "Nicholas Cage looks like a pedophile"} +{"tweet": "@bgeezy69 eye see you"} +{"tweet": "I roll up, I show you love\\nHold up, you know whats up\\nGo up and I come back down\\nSomething like a roller coaster #favesong \\ud83d\\udc4c\\u2764\\ud83d\\udc8b @itsYONAS"} +{"tweet": "This snow >>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@Laurenreed1719 Really? I wanna see it!"} +{"tweet": "Hate being on bad terms with people, #goodvibes"} +{"tweet": "@BenjiDietz that makes absolutely no send benjamin"} +{"tweet": "@GMA Super dangerous! Who takes that risk anymore? Good grief, how many people have to die?"} +{"tweet": "@Kenz_Anderson \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Today must be old guy hit on cheyenne day. \\ud83d\\ude46"} +{"tweet": "@NoogBosley Brenna's isn't til noon:)"} +{"tweet": "@katieburant I did..."} +{"tweet": "I just called to say I love you"} +{"tweet": "I've never had a caramel apple before.."} +{"tweet": "@BreannaMichele4 take me ya bum!"} +{"tweet": "After tonight I refuse to sleep alone for at least a week. Hate this."} +{"tweet": "@BriiCzyhura they ran out of that juice diet"} +{"tweet": "you! make! me! want! to! punch! myself! in! the! throat!"} +{"tweet": "K just saying if your a senior you should be taking AP Lit because not having English in college is the best thing to ever happen to you"} +{"tweet": "I expect this to be the last inning for Salazar"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna be in like the worst mood tomorrow! #donttalktome \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude49"} +{"tweet": "@NickNowak2 be there at 8..."} +{"tweet": "A southern girl's mama probably taught her how a lady should act, But a southern girl's probably got a barn somewhere reared out back."} +{"tweet": "I get to drive to Camden this morning. It's snowing. Hard. Before we got @benny_jude this was a pretty regular trip. Glad it's not now."} +{"tweet": "Guys are defiantly lucky. \\u270c-\\u261d"} +{"tweet": "@anewmanstory94 That's just ignorant."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udfc0 #4"} +{"tweet": "I just realized when I get home, Kristen won't be there \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Like it's not snowing in here.. Or outside for that matter actually"} +{"tweet": "If you ever have somewhere to lock your keys in the car do it in the ghetto cause everyone knows how to break in cars."} +{"tweet": "@devstev_ you're being mean!"} +{"tweet": "@quickie_d I see it. I want it. I'm gonna get it. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Third time you've been in my dream now. Wtfff #weird"} +{"tweet": "Oh, I forgot to give you a hug. \\ud83c\\udf84"} +{"tweet": "@goldenrev I will check out Hyderabad tonight. Will look at putting it in the trip."} +{"tweet": "Team work makes the dream work"} +{"tweet": "How soft my face is >>>>> \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "It's some much Easier not to give a fuck that should be one of my New Year's resolution. #notgivingafuck"} +{"tweet": "Pretty impressive win for Kimmi in Australian Grand Prix #F1 . Great coverage by @NBCSN on 1st F1 race!"} +{"tweet": "Open road is not on right now omg jammin"} +{"tweet": "she's the man being on tv makes me so sad looking back to how Amanda Bynes used to be"} +{"tweet": "I'm thankful that I have Kara no matter how unreliable, inconsistent, and irrational the rest of my family."} +{"tweet": "A moment of silence for all the worms that have died in the rain today RIP worms"} +{"tweet": "When the book I'm reading relates to the things going on in my life >>"} +{"tweet": "I guess you just don't recover in a month..\\ud83d\\udc94\\n#Sorry"} +{"tweet": "S/o to @DaionaMae for being the best coworker ever ;))"} +{"tweet": "Don't touch me, idk where your hands have been\\u270b"} +{"tweet": "@kobebryant good game VINO!!!"} +{"tweet": "Kenston Forrest tomorrow \\ud83c\\udfc8\\ud83d\\udc4a #statebound"} +{"tweet": "@Tnnss_Jd to I think mine did as well. I had a bunch of crazy emails sent out, good thing they didn't send. #wtf"} +{"tweet": "Engineering day at UNL tomo! I am such a #nerd."} +{"tweet": "The one cop stationed between work and home would pull me over. Probably gonna lose my license. #killmenowplease"} +{"tweet": "No better way to spend my Friday night than a date night with my best friend and the gym \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc6f"} +{"tweet": "#burritolift"} +{"tweet": "I just want someone to come over to watch Harry Potter and The Chappelle show. I'll reward you with baked goods and friendship."} +{"tweet": "@dherald7 feelin this right about now brother"} +{"tweet": "This sucks. \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@billmurphy I thought they declared \\victory,\\\" and that all was fixed?!\""} +{"tweet": "@13caseynicole @callashaffer5 @SAA @lauRenShObe_11 so does @tbricks16 lololol"} +{"tweet": "@imthecar hahahaha literally dying"} +{"tweet": "26 brought me a lot, Bills and Sabres missed the playoffs, Merle is a zombie and I met @finntasticccc... I love one of the three :)"} +{"tweet": "Hair cut timeeee \\ud83d\\udc87"} +{"tweet": "Cookie dough Balance Bars>\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "NO NOT THE DINING HALL FOOD I WAS DOING SO WELL"} +{"tweet": "@Ahiggins774 ......... Nice hat...... Hahahahahaha :)"} +{"tweet": "I heard birds outside and I was like that's strange it's nighttime but LITTLE DID I KNOW it was actually 5:30. #anecdotes"} +{"tweet": "@MitchAnic what are you doing Mitch??"} +{"tweet": "@MarcCerullo haha. Guess U'll be visiting more often!!:) just bought a big green egg too lol."} +{"tweet": "I wish I couldn't hear the neighbor stomping around. Just one of the many perks of living in the condos."} +{"tweet": "look how far we came. through the fire i stood knowing we would reign"} +{"tweet": "I'm nervous for hackenberg"} +{"tweet": "Worst thing about it is her mom think its her fault"} +{"tweet": "I've been drankinnnnn"} +{"tweet": "@KenzieSusan15 doesn't she have detention and gets out and is meeting you at the triangle."} +{"tweet": "@hayPENS too funny I tweeted the same thing"} +{"tweet": "@_OohhLaLa if I get in trouble, ill punch Cody in the face lol"} +{"tweet": "I apologize, I don't recollect your name."} +{"tweet": "\\Watered down prayer requests to a sky, painted blue.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "This work day has just been horrible cant wait for breakfast then bed \\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "I know it wont stop till I step down from this for good."} +{"tweet": "@DenaeHuisa I honestly had it for like six months maybe and people rarely could tell, it was perfect"} +{"tweet": "Lost in this moment with you, I am completely consumed \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Back at it! Chest day"} +{"tweet": "I think I am in lomira but idk and I am scared"} +{"tweet": "I just cleaned out my whole closet.. I didn't realize it was almost 1:30 in the morning \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "No matter how hard you fall, always get back up and keep going."} +{"tweet": "Tired as hell and a little sore. Laying here watching Desperado probably gonna fall back to sleep ..."} +{"tweet": "Brunette and brown eyes are the way to go."} +{"tweet": "Taking taxi a mile away lol #firstworldproblems"} +{"tweet": "Wow I hate you all. Ask me stuff"} +{"tweet": "@SelinaMiller can't wait \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@_LRob I was like... \\wtf.\\\" Lolol. Levi asked if I had a secret admirer! Smh.\""} +{"tweet": "Can feel my allergies kicking in #fanFUCKINGtastic"} +{"tweet": "Some people just shouldn't be allowed to have children."} +{"tweet": "Just watched the Great Gatsby \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude0d #amazing"} +{"tweet": "Another weekend of no plans.. \\ud83c\\udd92"} +{"tweet": "I fancy Fearne Cotton too much for my own good"} +{"tweet": "I couldn't possibly feel worse"} +{"tweet": "Use the sleeves of my sweater, let's have an adventuree\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Talking to you again was nice"} +{"tweet": "@ProdigalSon_1 lol I understand, Twitter seems to be quite addictive. Thank goodness I have a job that allows me to be online most days!"} +{"tweet": "I feel like when people are really nice to me, they are just putting on an act and it's all fake."} +{"tweet": "All we need is a place to chill"} +{"tweet": "We're watching a documentary movie in math about this guy trying to figure out a hard proof and they're making it seem like a horror movie"} +{"tweet": "@Coach_RJackson @JoshRagsdale good luck go make a difference!"} +{"tweet": "@FuManDrew21 im so sorry i was wrong about you and you were telling me the truth about the sabres you are a friend to them and"} +{"tweet": "This Christmas was pretty shitty not gonna lie"} +{"tweet": "Need somewhere to be alone and think"} +{"tweet": "I understand being private, but hiding all of it? Ya, no. That doesn't work for me"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealNardawg pretties!!! \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Someone kidnap me please"} +{"tweet": "@_Maigggan haha i know"} +{"tweet": "@Caspar_Lee you should add me to your list \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Probs gonna sleep all day tomorrow to try and get away from reality.\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "GREESE. \\ud83d\\ude0d #Wegotogether"} +{"tweet": "Not gunna ruin my night."} +{"tweet": "Oh wait I forgot you got a girlfriend so I'm irreverent to you now . That's how it happens right?"} +{"tweet": "@kenanp17 took them to petco"} +{"tweet": "Where the crap is my dad"} +{"tweet": "@HB_Bananas Jersey Shore.. And I always have sleepovers!!"} +{"tweet": "What the new xbox called #xboxone drops later this year say fucking word don't have to wait a year good ish @Xbox #xboxreval"} +{"tweet": "@juliapagano2 what's the deal with all that tomorrow?? Lol like what time is it at and what's there gonna beee?"} +{"tweet": "@sydney_rhines you know what this is about, right?"} +{"tweet": "So why didn't I stay asleep?"} +{"tweet": "Made my lunch, emailed, updated fall schedule, read up on the news, & went through 20% of my battery in 2 hours.. Tadaaa!"} +{"tweet": "I seriously love how I've been saying ily lately and people decide to copy me... Not cool \\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83d\\udc4a #beorginal"} +{"tweet": "i will never ever care about what you think, you dont matter"} +{"tweet": "New kicks give my cushion like whoopie"} +{"tweet": "If this isn't love, this is the closest I've ever been, do you think we have a chance tonight as street lights sing on Audrey's song\\ud83d\\udc4c\\u2764\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Aweeee, it's so cute seeing my cat eat for it's first time \\ud83d\\ude04\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@AK33chy uh duhhh i'm on the baseball team!:)"} +{"tweet": "On that note I had a raspberry margarita yesterday that was delicious (:"} +{"tweet": "I \\ud83d\\udc9c music."} +{"tweet": "Wish you were here."} +{"tweet": "Okay this tweet has been sending for like 10 minutes wtf twitter."} +{"tweet": "@Kylieleigh93 I don't know what time you came out the womb haha"} +{"tweet": "@cccars Great show. I'm going to keep the episode \\Invitation Only\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Some people are just determined to leave, there's nothing you can ever say or do to stop them"} +{"tweet": "Maybe if you waited ..."} +{"tweet": "What makes her so much better than me .."} +{"tweet": "Thank you @marcuszanderus @Zak_Boggs @joshbrunsman for coming with me to endure my pain"} +{"tweet": "@LowenJoey i see you too!"} +{"tweet": "Second weekend I have not opened up my bookbag \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "I was trying to disappear, but you've got me wrapped around you; I can hardly breathe without you."} +{"tweet": "Mutcha fuckin never loved us"} +{"tweet": "@baileyannwhite @itsshaniaayall You da cutie. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "My life is non of your business."} +{"tweet": "I would do anything to be in auburn tonight to celebrate #itwouldbewild"} +{"tweet": "Conway needs one big ass alter call during lunch , yall hoes need help !"} +{"tweet": "@swiatrak08 as it should be \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@Jeannie_Tesauro Oh. I see how it goes. Mmmmm."} +{"tweet": "@TheRealHarleyH it's nothing like the real thing man!"} +{"tweet": "I knew she wanted it"} +{"tweet": "@Nkovo11 @RedWingsFeed especially with a gm who's active in the market. Wings lack the ability to reload, hence JAbdel playing on the 1st..."} +{"tweet": "She didn't find it funny."} +{"tweet": "@lynznadeau hangout soon I miss you cutie"} +{"tweet": "@em_blooom or you could be Emma bloom she's a pretty amazing girl"} +{"tweet": "@holmesh17 obviiiii nooooo"} +{"tweet": "Is it my bedtime yet? \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@man_oftruth I was referring to Season 5"} +{"tweet": "Shells and cheese is flame"} +{"tweet": "@ZMyersOfficial what the hell dude? Lol"} +{"tweet": "I hate losing my headphones #waah"} +{"tweet": "This radio's jammin so hard. Hits on hits on hits."} +{"tweet": "Looking forward to brining in the new year tonight with some of my oldest friends. Can't say id have it any other way! Cheers"} +{"tweet": "@JennnnHromyak me toooo! And then we could watch cheetah girls #rawr"} +{"tweet": "Cuddling with Leia and getting puppy kisses. Greatest way to relieve stress. Thank God for dogs. #ILoveMyDachshund"} +{"tweet": "@Dante27Dalton @__Colton come to Canada with us!"} +{"tweet": "I've successfully done nothing"} +{"tweet": "And that one hot guy she has an affair with"} +{"tweet": "Fuck that"} +{"tweet": "@AbbyStovall YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ASHLEY!"} +{"tweet": "Still talking about nipples"} +{"tweet": "I may talk to other guys but at the end of my day you're the only one on my mind."} +{"tweet": "@Ronnie2K in the new NBA 2K you should be able to make your player role have another option. Superstar"} +{"tweet": "@Mikki_Dikki_ A+"} +{"tweet": "@ImWinnDixie haha love you too soldier!"} +{"tweet": "Seriously \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "Jagr's last season, and it's with a team that will not win the cup. Goddammit he deserves one last cup win."} +{"tweet": "I need to be with @mduffffy I'm about to just drive over there... \\ud83d\\ude97\\ud83c\\udfe1\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "LOL at the fact that i'm your only starred contact on snapchat @kinghenryla.... #friendship"} +{"tweet": "@brebrebitchz we have sooo many"} +{"tweet": "The colbster got student of the month!! So excited for him :)"} +{"tweet": "@bccccccccc we shouldn't have jinxed the perfect number"} +{"tweet": "I just ate a shit ton of watermelon \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "My weekend is way to busy"} +{"tweet": "@Ozier_DaRoo No, that was yesterday. Last night I was getting her flower girl apparel. For our wedding."} +{"tweet": "So many sirens \\ud83d\\ude93\\ud83d\\ude92\\ud83d\\ude91"} +{"tweet": "Your opinion of me is just as irrelevant as your existence to me\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "The only good thing that came out of going downtown tonight was I smell like firewood. I'm never doing that again. Stupid"} +{"tweet": "@heather9914 @townekaylee I actually know exactly how ya feel.. just play it out & do what you think is right"} +{"tweet": "Holy I've never been so thirsty"} +{"tweet": "Maybe I can watch pitch perfect"} +{"tweet": "Anything going on tonight?!"} +{"tweet": "Should I get low lights..? \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "NOT"} +{"tweet": "Your a slut."} +{"tweet": "@Sydney_Keninger ok buttercup"} +{"tweet": "@Matt_Waina there's no point"} +{"tweet": "Sorry I don't answer unknown numbers 765-513-6314"} +{"tweet": "@killingdemon11 okay!"} +{"tweet": "Buttered popcorn jelly beans....no good #yuck"} +{"tweet": "Almost forgot how hockey gear smells after a game with two subs..."} +{"tweet": "Driver Ed teachers are some of the bravest people ever. It seems that every year kids are getting worse and worse at driving."} +{"tweet": "Just No ."} +{"tweet": "@So_Dopetastic you know the light that takes you directly to bcc ? Straight through that were on the side"} +{"tweet": "@grifwitit you look like the skunk my dog killed and probably raped"} +{"tweet": "Twitter is dead rn"} +{"tweet": "Home alone..... With a box of tissues and junk food \\ud83d\\ude30\\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "I feel like playing some tackle football"} +{"tweet": "@addictions Great to connect!"} +{"tweet": "@RubinSandwiches feel you brotha, everyone's at jay peak and I'm sitting alone on my couch. atleast we have our friend Mary."} +{"tweet": "@ZeroChainz k"} +{"tweet": "@Marvannn I haven't even looked at the study guide yet. Maybe tonight."} +{"tweet": "@Kashh263 I really want to! He's soooo adorable"} +{"tweet": "@saraamarie21 @HolliElizabethh @Jessss822 I'm stoked."} +{"tweet": "This man has way too much energy at 9am @KeeshaSqueesha"} +{"tweet": "@StephBains20 they won't be the same, they will be better!"} +{"tweet": "Omg onion breath is the WORST."} +{"tweet": "@ambernicoleingl I'll give it to you , Don't worry sweetie \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83c\\udf1f"} +{"tweet": "There are some people that look good in every photo they take. #how"} +{"tweet": "@TristanBenware @koofie_swag34 Romans mom was number 1... But hey whatever makes u guys happy"} +{"tweet": "Itching my eyes off bye"} +{"tweet": "@debiowens go pack go"} +{"tweet": "I just push away anybody who tries to get close to me."} +{"tweet": "@shelbb_shaww it'll always have an effect on, but it will make you a better women and you will learn from her choices even without her there"} +{"tweet": "When you see a plate with 5 different types of meat come at you, you say no @margheritaamato"} +{"tweet": "604 PowerPoint slides to understand before tomorrow's exam and haven't looked at one yet. Just counted them all. And I don't own the book.ha"} +{"tweet": "The new Instagram is Gunna take over snap chat. Watch"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to see how it ends then go wild and do every activity"} +{"tweet": "What a nice day outside"} +{"tweet": "I want to do something more tonight"} +{"tweet": "I'll be glamorous. \\u2728"} +{"tweet": "\\You're right\\\" famous words from Haley Stone, to me. Yes, I was right. @haleynstone96\""} +{"tweet": "Like I want my money back asap smh"} +{"tweet": "@BritRenee66 Hmm, about time."} +{"tweet": "@DiverChamp2012 people are just so frustrating like ughh"} +{"tweet": "Let's go Bruins #hockey"} +{"tweet": "I just really miss you.. so much"} +{"tweet": "Just blew Hannah's phone up while she is sleeping."} +{"tweet": "Maybe tonight I'll call you, after my blood turns into alcohol"} +{"tweet": "Not the red sparkly I just want red"} +{"tweet": "Someone with strong muscular arms and a nice face be my boyfriend so you can flex for me and we can kiss and it could be perfect. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Going to my first bruins game tonight, so excited \\ud83d\\udc3b"} +{"tweet": "And it's nights like these I wish I would have gone out \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Tht Girl is soooooo dangerous"} +{"tweet": "@MStamberger thanks love :)"} +{"tweet": "@Taylor_Corinne right? I couldn't be any more psyched that I'm having a kid lol. Especially now that I saw it on ultrasound"} +{"tweet": "@foreveralways97 I'm truly sorry. Your Heavenly Father has not left. He never will. @kimquile & I are here for you too."} +{"tweet": "Hate working til 3 am cause now I'm wide awake \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@daijanellums13 teachers eat lunch too. Thank you for the lovely screen saver."} +{"tweet": "@Infinity_010912 @takenprincesses thanks !!"} +{"tweet": "@GNordy1 that's what I though ;)"} +{"tweet": "This summer was so much better at the beginning."} +{"tweet": "#BlackFriday in the office"} +{"tweet": "I'm a rockstar! \\u270a"} +{"tweet": "Game Day today! #Broncos #UnitedInOrange"} +{"tweet": "Which was why it came as a substantial surprise to the flight leader when an asteroid roughly the size of a speeder bike"} +{"tweet": "@dalitlguy I need to talk to you later.. I'll call you in a bit."} +{"tweet": "So who's joining me to get their nails done with me tomorrow?"} +{"tweet": "My mom thinks I'm moving but she's sadly mistaken"} +{"tweet": "@JfLilfrosty Ya we can probably do without that"} +{"tweet": "did i make it that easy to walk right in and out of my life?"} +{"tweet": "The snapchat I just sent >>>>"} +{"tweet": "First thunderstorm of the year. \\ud83d\\udc4c\\u2764\\u26a1\\u2601\\u2614"} +{"tweet": "Prepared for the worst but still praying for the best"} +{"tweet": "HAHAHA I just remember Tyler singing \\I don't wanna go there..... We should never go there\\\" \\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "@Mount_McKinley_ was killing it tonight!"} +{"tweet": "Always looking out and always there for me!!! :-) @KaraAnn22"} +{"tweet": "@ayooaaronn yes i know 'writing in london, fun in London' is what he said hahahah..?"} +{"tweet": "@CelticsTown Sick feeling the #Celtics big move will be for Jeremy Tyler."} +{"tweet": "Don't use a typewriter while driving."} +{"tweet": "@RaShawn2349 give me a sec"} +{"tweet": "@janyiah_ S\\ud83d\\udc50ERVE"} +{"tweet": "My feet are soooooo cold!"} +{"tweet": "Life is kicking my but today."} +{"tweet": "@BrianCarriveau does the oline get better in that scenario?"} +{"tweet": "Good job OSU."} +{"tweet": "I hate sitting at home with nothing to do!"} +{"tweet": "Uhhhh me tooo \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "#onlynotreally"} +{"tweet": "@xchellann3o text me lol"} +{"tweet": "Does anybody else ever sleep naked..?"} +{"tweet": "@sydneygrace20 noooooooo!"} +{"tweet": "It's never the wrong time to creep on @katiemcgrane."} +{"tweet": "@theonlyripcity @danmcgill Sorry I was getting texts to come get my kid! But \\u2665 you Goodbye!"} +{"tweet": "I feel like absolute shit. #novoice #sick"} +{"tweet": "Call me crazy but I absolutely love mowing.."} +{"tweet": "I guess our plans are cancelled then\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@ItsBradyDudee no he's gross"} +{"tweet": "@Mindi_Louise come overrrr. Its just me and michael chase"} +{"tweet": "93-59 is the final, and I #survive. @VinceCoughlin declared that @MaxKhomutin could punch me 100 times if Michigan scored 100. Whew. #dog"} +{"tweet": "Its too early this morning"} +{"tweet": "Money and more money"} +{"tweet": "I have like nothing pink\\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "getting pizza if anyone wants to come over and hibernate"} +{"tweet": "@yaboyjordy7 dude what is happening"} +{"tweet": "Moira using Instagram and GroupMe on her computer #iphonelessprobz"} +{"tweet": "@AnthonyEvansBTS no but that does make the girls that call her a slut immature and jealous."} +{"tweet": "All that I know is I don't know how to be something you'll miss"} +{"tweet": "I hate girls who are nothing but drama that's why I only have a few friends and I'm fine with that"} +{"tweet": "okay, stop talking about it."} +{"tweet": "My wife, a native, awakens me singing, \\Please come to #Boston for the springtime...\\\" More tears.\""} +{"tweet": "I lost my debit card and I'm sure as soon as I cancel it, it will turn up. #probz"} +{"tweet": "@marykirsik had a great time judging the contest last night. Would love to do it again"} +{"tweet": "@TKras agree 100%"} +{"tweet": "@C_Foust because someone was in mine!"} +{"tweet": "All I'm looking forward to is gladiator and riv tonight #ftb"} +{"tweet": "Actually I don't need it, I want it. #prevtweet"} +{"tweet": "Black Friday shopping overwhelms me but I love it so much!"} +{"tweet": "@michaelariante hmmm what are you boys saying that is so confidential\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Nice weather does not make me want to sit in the grass on campus and read. I miss the attraction."} +{"tweet": "@Real_ESPNLeBrun could the penguins do anything."} +{"tweet": "Forever and almost always"} +{"tweet": "@VEVO @onedirection I AM DYING! THE VIDEO IS INCREDIBLE AND WONDERFUL AND NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT!!!"} +{"tweet": "It always feels like someone is laying under my bed and punching it. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I love pitching more than anything!"} +{"tweet": "Sooooo anyone wanna help burn those refs houses down?"} +{"tweet": "I've been blessed with the best friends. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Omfg gizoogle is killin me lmfao"} +{"tweet": "@carlyraejepsen #KISSmecarly I love the song this kiss!"} +{"tweet": "Ready to be buzzin. @_SMOORE_ @LoganShroyer @Ciara_494 @twitterlessHaley"} +{"tweet": "@haleismyname love you too!"} +{"tweet": "Maybe one day ill be what you need but dont wait to long because the day you want me may be the day i've finally given up"} +{"tweet": "@AB_Mallow77 because marshmallows are soft, unless they stale"} +{"tweet": "I just saved some baby birds from this wind and rain\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@kelseyjarosz text me !!!"} +{"tweet": "Thinking about getting my bar tender license"} +{"tweet": "I'll be fine with a delay. As along as I can sleep in a little I'm happy"} +{"tweet": "@jccaylen Hey"} +{"tweet": "My dog just walked into my couch..\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@aaaaaaubrey awesome \\ud83d\\udc4c glad we worked this out"} +{"tweet": "Fuck it"} +{"tweet": "Fiddler is a good show but I KNOW that she's gonna cast her favorites."} +{"tweet": "You don't like me? Congratulations."} +{"tweet": "I need to purchase my tickets from @FallenCaptive for their big show coming up with @AfuckingA @CrownTheEmpire \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "People call me a user but I want you to go on and use me too"} +{"tweet": "@FGLine_Kahnelvr @hi_imtom lol nope it was cuz I don't really see him much because I'm on bonds side lol!"} +{"tweet": "12 pack of bud light just seems like a good idea"} +{"tweet": "Hey how about we continue this win streak when we play the Habs good idea"} +{"tweet": "I'm just going to go back to antisocial pissed off at the world Stephanie"} +{"tweet": "\\@TooRacist: I slipped on ice today. When I got up I couldn't find my wallet, phone, or keys. It must have been black ice @WesVikingMaster\""} +{"tweet": "Why can't my life be like the characters' lives on OTH"} +{"tweet": "Omg @33BigAL and @zenzenner24 just made my day in one snapchat \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@beccawaters95 is so oblivious. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@OTGxAsh \\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\ude4b"} +{"tweet": "@Broady05 we fuckin those farm animals!"} +{"tweet": "Completely satisfied with that ending. #thankyoubreakingbad"} +{"tweet": "Hey there, makeup, long time no see."} +{"tweet": "@Lyndseyilene I am tomorrow. They just told me they'd call me yesterday at 1:30 & they didn't. \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I feel so close to you right now it's a FUCKField"} +{"tweet": "@ZaCray13 what?"} +{"tweet": "I don't like the dreams I've been having lately. They seem so realistic and they tease me\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "So bored \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "I threw my back out. Help me"} +{"tweet": "I'll totally love traveling all around the world by myself"} +{"tweet": "cool"} +{"tweet": "I officially suck \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "1. Got high honor roll \\n2. Accepted into jazz band \\n3. Jess is in a good mood \\n\\nThe last one clearly proves today is a good day."} +{"tweet": "Cannot wait for this week to be over."} +{"tweet": "@spencergood512 no Spencer!! Haha I would like to see my two fav teams playing against eachother #kingsvsbruins all the way.."} +{"tweet": "20 more minutes and we stop. omg yay."} +{"tweet": "The amount of back muscle I have terrifies me. Like what the fuck."} +{"tweet": "THis movie is BAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAaaaD."} +{"tweet": "@OsborneJake you are jake \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@kett21dc if he tried to pick pocket me I would have punted him over the Staples Center."} +{"tweet": "@KennethMader I absolutely will! :)"} +{"tweet": "@sharon_massie22 we need to hangout asap\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@CallMeeMrFresh youuuu are perfection. Oh my. \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "I should have just stayed in bed today. \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Shitty boyfriend award goes to....."} +{"tweet": "@laci_fur it's too damn annoying"} +{"tweet": "Cheese pizza w green peppers >>> \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude1b #thebestt"} +{"tweet": "Out of MG Football, Boys Bball, Girls Bball, and Boys Hockey we have yet to lose ONE game. #MGPride #BadgerSouthDominance"} +{"tweet": "I get way too jealous sometimes."} +{"tweet": "#Everblades to the power play. Can we do something this time? 30seconds left"} +{"tweet": "@jboog5_1 haha she was like 4 foot lol and you know me so I highly doubt that! Lol you always look diff. When I see you. Second guess myself"} +{"tweet": "Finally in bed. Goodnight!"} +{"tweet": "First day back working in the lab in almost 6 months..glad to be back!!"} +{"tweet": "This week has already been one of the worst ever.. And it's only half over. Don't know how it could get any worse."} +{"tweet": "@NBECK145 awesome! That's a fun course and awesome country club!"} +{"tweet": "Some one dm me and I'll give you my number ok"} +{"tweet": "I'm never gonna quit. The middle finger's what the doubters get. They know that I'll give 100% of what I got."} +{"tweet": "Someone text me."} +{"tweet": "It's TO easy to mess with me.."} +{"tweet": "today was definitely the worse day ever"} +{"tweet": "@JodaseaWilliams I would have FREAKED the hell out. I dare him to EVER do that bc @ the end of that night she'd have"} +{"tweet": "Why do bad things happen to good people? But then again good things happen to terrible people..that's life I guess #cantwin"} +{"tweet": "@jenjohantgen I know!!! Yayyy!!! Lol"} +{"tweet": "@smelly_rose13 wait why are you paging me?"} +{"tweet": "@MaggieJeanB this is why I love you\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "My phone has 55% battery. What is this magic?"} +{"tweet": "@Gryffindorupt Did you watch the episode?"} +{"tweet": "I was wishing @bradyocallahan would hang out in the Training Center again this week, but was pleasantly surprised instead by @Tony_Showtime"} +{"tweet": "Tonight \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude25 going to bed, might as well..."} +{"tweet": "@Allison_Casey love you babygirl remember if he doesn't make you happy WALK away"} +{"tweet": "my car is a faggot"} +{"tweet": "I see some people's tweets and I just wanna throw a \\dear diary\\\" in front of it\""} +{"tweet": "I say buddy so much i feel Canadian. Its like saying #yolo after everything sarcastically all the time, someday you finally mean it."} +{"tweet": "Pitch perfect music just gets me going jeez"} +{"tweet": "Is that drawlin, nah \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Wellllll if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck..."} +{"tweet": "@G_Off817 he's already come up with his twitter handle"} +{"tweet": "@_andimelissa_ btw when is the house gna be done???!! How exciting!! Cant wait to visit!!"} +{"tweet": "Taking a nap. \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "See, you\\u2019re not, going crazy, it\\u2019s me, I\\u2019m your best friend Tyler"} +{"tweet": "It was a good weekend with @Schneven"} +{"tweet": "So Canadas only 4 hours away I did not know this. I'm quite upset I have not been there."} +{"tweet": "@flaflaflooeyy and you still died."} +{"tweet": "I wish my torso wasn't so long \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@tomoss93 psych!"} +{"tweet": "No one can fuck with @Drake when it comes to lyrics and rhythm. This dudes a genious. #legend"} +{"tweet": "I've seen enough of your duck face to last me 10 years bitch. #DuckFace #FuckFace"} +{"tweet": "Hey Denard, maybe you wouldn't slip so much if you tied your shoelaces..."} +{"tweet": "@mickle45 1 day 10 hours and 41 minutes. Get packing! :)"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to workout in the morning \\ud83d\\udcaa"} +{"tweet": "Okay is anyone good at geometry?! I need your help. Willing to pay."} +{"tweet": "@CoreyBlake9000 @thedailybeast I haven\\u2019t caught it yet. It\\u2019s good to hear!"} +{"tweet": "Good morning!"} +{"tweet": "China: Economy booming. Population dying-fouled air. Gets bad enough, USA won't have any Chinese folks left to pay, but no cheap play toys."} +{"tweet": "So what's the deal with this are we automatically with zanesville or no"} +{"tweet": "Brandon's grandma is so precious \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@NationalAutism praying this little girl is found soon"} +{"tweet": "Why do I always doubt the things happening .."} +{"tweet": "no matter how hard I try, my plans never workout."} +{"tweet": "Just from keepin cryin I laugh #Beware"} +{"tweet": "If I fall for you, I'll never recover \\nIf I fall for you, I'll never be the same\\nI really wanna love somebody\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Only @ZacharyQuinto has the power to make me get Twitter. ;)"} +{"tweet": "@theCH33TAH @RaelynLuebb @sikedelixxx @ChrisMaddox211 oh I will"} +{"tweet": "thank you Cody for leaving without me and making me take the bus"} +{"tweet": "That feel."} +{"tweet": "@jadkins_7 WOW!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "My little brother is going to get drop kicked if he play's bizerk by eminem one more time....."} +{"tweet": "@danaschnetts yes"} +{"tweet": "@THuggins08 yeah I guess you're right, I feel like if I work out more then the soreness will go away, and you should let caveman train you"} +{"tweet": "I had a dream I missed like all of my classes; that was a good dream."} +{"tweet": "I always cry while watching the blind side, no matter how many times I've seen it \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "Bad Mood. Bad Bitch."} +{"tweet": "Just woke up from a nap and all my roommates are gone.. What'd I miss? Haha."} +{"tweet": "@HParrish40 you two had a good run... \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "First day on vacation and I'm in the ER. Awesome. Great. Love it. \\ud83d\\ude37 #downwiththesickness"} +{"tweet": "Starbucks Frappuccinos are half off"} +{"tweet": "HELL YEAAHH PICKED UP THE FUMBLE #comebackkbitchess"} +{"tweet": "#GoBucks"} +{"tweet": "WHOS GONNA BE MY NEW YEARS KISS"} +{"tweet": "When bitches message my boyfriend about how much his ex misses him, #cool"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to be on the waitlist for ipsy!!!! I'm just too excited! I love my beauty subscriptions!"} +{"tweet": "Just I think it's time to get away! #confused #needmyfamily"} +{"tweet": "@My_Call15 @caitlyn_h that's what I'm thinking! Was on considering spring breakers bc of Gucci haha"} +{"tweet": "@BrittanyL_Gray3 @Heyits_Graeson @LoringCologne Harry potter"} +{"tweet": "Home sick for the 6th time this month..."} +{"tweet": "@MikeyMayy kid you're the one who said you'd fuck her"} +{"tweet": "You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat."} +{"tweet": "Who in the hell uses their leaf blower at 1:30 am?! #gotobed"} +{"tweet": "Thanks Austin..."} +{"tweet": "Hahaha you can fuck right off \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "I just don't care if people don't like me. \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@EmilyMachlowski nope \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@ShyannBabby_ I understand and if I had them, I'd kill myself \\ud83d\\udd2b its disgusting."} +{"tweet": "We just sippin' moonshine watchin chicken fry! #ThomasRhett"} +{"tweet": "@pizzapleasebabe At least you're closer than most of the other people I've met through Twitter"} +{"tweet": "@JessicaCoiteux Three 'Lol's' in your last tweet. Haha I must be one funny dude!? :)"} +{"tweet": "Ewww why tweet her."} +{"tweet": "@justin_bronk ARE YOU READY ;)"} +{"tweet": "@WeBleedOhio you should do something cool with the blue jackets"} +{"tweet": "Had a really frustrating evening. Looking forward to #runningitout tomorrow morning! #RunChat"} +{"tweet": "Faith in God also includes faith in his timing."} +{"tweet": "lol noooo. and you wonder why i don't talk to you ya man whore."} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure I'm DMX"} +{"tweet": "hot temper, scary outcome"} +{"tweet": "How are you going to get anywhere in life if all you do is copy people? #iseeyou #goaway"} +{"tweet": "Adam does so we stole his truck"} +{"tweet": "@rachelkain95 well what can I say \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@lochnezzmonster Ew what a scumbag. That loser can take a hike! \\ud83d\\udc4b"} +{"tweet": "I will never visit Sea World after watching Blackfish. Truly insane that such majestic creatures are held captive! #freetilly"} +{"tweet": "@Jenny_Grace21 I wish I could retweet this"} +{"tweet": "a cabin in the mountains and a slow snow. best weekend ever! #gatlinburg"} +{"tweet": "i need to cheer up."} +{"tweet": "When i slide into the ditch in the morning, I'm calling nancy to come pull me out."} +{"tweet": "Hate horror movies."} +{"tweet": "It's not a good feeling sitting at home thinking of every possible thing that could possibly go wrong in your life."} +{"tweet": "You shouldnt have to explain how you came to the verdict unless you feel like you were wrong...so disappointing #trayvon #justice"} +{"tweet": "@AlissaM_22 I'm sure that you will NEVER need that information, unless you take Anatomy. Lol"} +{"tweet": "Done with Spanish forever #ThankGod"} +{"tweet": "@Jzaffuto no go the fuck home your drunk....zebra cakes are deliciousness"} +{"tweet": "@nansee96 #SWOON"} +{"tweet": "@ChrisKoetje ?"} +{"tweet": "What happened last night?"} +{"tweet": "I bet you you're gonna feel like shit when Emily tells you her grandma passed"} +{"tweet": "@OnlyMeli hahaha it's just one and I think he's new bc I've never seen him before"} +{"tweet": "Was nice to see some friends today."} +{"tweet": "Probably gonna be up all night."} +{"tweet": "Going to be a historic spring break & summer this year.. Not letting anything bring me down"} +{"tweet": "Can't think of a more nauseating feeling then when your computer completely shuts off in the middle of doing a paper"} +{"tweet": "I am so bored right now!!!:/"} +{"tweet": "I heard the Albany Eskimo's have guaranteed that they'll pick Manti Te'o. They've been texting and tweeting him all week."} +{"tweet": "Ain't nothing wrong with drooling while asleep..."} +{"tweet": "Not having Thursday night football makes for a very long week."} +{"tweet": "TLC is still my favorite."} +{"tweet": "#ifihadasuperpower no super power I would trade that to be the Goddess of Mischief along side with Loki <3"} +{"tweet": "Woke up an hour and a half before my alarm and couldn't get back to sleep. #FUCK #IMUUUP"} +{"tweet": "Awkwardly continuing a conversation even though I have no clue what you just said"} +{"tweet": "@ChandloGreen THAT JUST MADE MY LIFE THANK YOU!"} +{"tweet": "Loving the eastern conference finals intro right now"} +{"tweet": "Doing something I haven't had time to do in a long time. Forgetting about my world and losing myself in a good book \\ud83d\\udcda\\ud83d\\udcd6"} +{"tweet": "Already two AWFUL calls, awesome."} +{"tweet": "@KClark9797 out of the weekends, the most stressful one had to be the 4 day weekend... \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I\\u2019m friends with the monster that\\u2019s under my bed, get along with the voices inside of my head"} +{"tweet": "So you wanted to hang out but you're with someone else.. #understandable"} +{"tweet": "If literally no one likes you it's probably bc of something you did not just bc they wanna hate"} +{"tweet": "Get it kasey"} +{"tweet": "#MoviesThatNeverGetOld Mean Girls"} +{"tweet": "@ItsJadaBitchh thanks so much babe! \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "It took Den a moment of silent gawping to realize that there was an open crate lying on the floor of #the cargo bay-a cra"} +{"tweet": "Now I know who your talking about. I won't talk to her ever again. Actually I'll block her. Acause your 999x better. And I'm not losing you"} +{"tweet": "@haurenlarris not the time was hoping for haha! But thanks!"} +{"tweet": "Any 3 couples who want the honor of eating Prom Night dinner with @ColonelTrill_Ev and I along with our lovely dates? First 20$ gets a spot"} +{"tweet": "@2stermz uhm"} +{"tweet": "@abby_stroupe no you know we only like the puppies"} +{"tweet": "Walked all of the way to the library and found out my computer is almost dead and didn't bring a charger. Oh my god"} +{"tweet": "My shoe game this summer is gonna be dope \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "My favorite photographs are bands cd covers #Inspiration"} +{"tweet": "Watching duck dynasty with my family on Wednesday nights >>"} +{"tweet": "Braless is flawless"} +{"tweet": "@yerhot dude...sorry to hear it :("} +{"tweet": "@Omgsabu oh! I have Assassination Vacation! That's a non-fiction book about presidents."} +{"tweet": "#CLUTCH"} +{"tweet": "No one asked for your opinion, fuckface."} +{"tweet": "That that bullshit i dont like"} +{"tweet": "@DergenSlayer I don't think that's possible"} +{"tweet": "Woke up this morning with no better surprise than realizing I WON A SPITBUD. WOOO! Hellll yeahhh!"} +{"tweet": "Just letting you know, I'm pissed at you. Your fake and I don't like you anymore."} +{"tweet": "Well that's shitty."} +{"tweet": "I guess it's normal for me to get fucked over by every guy? Proud of myself.\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Lolo don't give a flyin FUCK bout Sadie's #buckdatshitt"} +{"tweet": "Remember the rumors you hear about me are as true as the ones I hear about you"} +{"tweet": "Everything just feels right for once"} +{"tweet": "@DallasCombs yep"} +{"tweet": "Definitely a gin and tonic kind of night."} +{"tweet": "I really just want to go back to bed."} +{"tweet": "@msbluesmarathon 30 years of age."} +{"tweet": "@LeeAdkisson lol I know right, only thing it's good for is preparing for ur Fantasy Draft! Lol"} +{"tweet": "@olympiadario cool story #bro"} +{"tweet": "@LittleRoth162 I am so thankful \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "asked braeden where mom was & heoeno it"} +{"tweet": "Then I bought two really cute tops just because. #retailtherapy"} +{"tweet": "So happy to be drinking with my 2 loves @AMBATR0N @C_Autumn_R"} +{"tweet": "Good game boys"} +{"tweet": "@Joshua_Forsyth tie you up so I can have my way with you"} +{"tweet": "Why isn't there popcorn in this house?!"} +{"tweet": "WHY DOES SAHMUS TELL EVERYONE MY PRIVATE BUSINESS"} +{"tweet": "Well going to my moms today"} +{"tweet": "@logan_kadlec it's cheaper to buy them in 4's find one more person and we'll buy them together :-)"} +{"tweet": "#5SOSINDAUSA"} +{"tweet": "It's so cold \\u2744\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@AcoXo_ hallelujah"} +{"tweet": "I don't even care about studying. I'm watching the bruins tonight"} +{"tweet": "@brittknee14 I think they said 2011 and 2012"} +{"tweet": "lovey sisters and their friends more than anyhinnggggg"} +{"tweet": "What's with all the cops at the mall?"} +{"tweet": "@_PreventSuicide well ask away then...."} +{"tweet": "I really can't stand this anymore. I have a 24/7 head ache."} +{"tweet": "I love cars that smell like food"} +{"tweet": "@kadie_hoffman I thought Jenna was the only other one?!"} +{"tweet": "@ToriLynnnn_ do you have your phone?"} +{"tweet": "I need a life."} +{"tweet": "What do you name a hedgehog"} +{"tweet": "So happy I don't work in retail right now"} +{"tweet": "If @ramonasinger saw our tweets she'd fucking hate us"} +{"tweet": "It's funny how deby thinks SHE'S katniss...pretty sure I made it clear I was. Ass hole"} +{"tweet": "I HONESTLY DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THERES SO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS THEATER #LEAVE"} +{"tweet": "Mannnn"} +{"tweet": "you were the only one I could talk to now I literally have no one. I need someone to vent too"} +{"tweet": "Never off roading again."} +{"tweet": "this whole class on saturday thing , definitely my worst enemy. what i wouldnt give to be able to bum it & attend class, seriously\\n#TiredAF"} +{"tweet": "@21Bryanjordan well they're not me, sooo yeah"} +{"tweet": "Full house with my pumpkin before bedd\\ud83d\\udc76\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "@AlexWilmanns797 but you just did"} +{"tweet": "@bthom95 \\u263a\\u263a\\u263a love you so much !!"} +{"tweet": "SHE'S SO BAD IM EMBARRASSED FOR HER"} +{"tweet": "@toricarlsonn yes I'm going back for my winter semester...but I'm staying home this fall so ill try to come down and visit."} +{"tweet": "If anything could ever go wrong in my life it would deff be today..."} +{"tweet": "Why did I wear flip flops today?"} +{"tweet": "@Matt_Muszynski please"} +{"tweet": "Hello candles... Boys are like it's the zombie apocalypse...."} +{"tweet": "I dont laught at you to judge i laugh because its probably something i would do to:)"} +{"tweet": "feel so home at the Lodges but can't wait to see my baby girl"} +{"tweet": "@palinkadink we were thinking about it but were prolly going next week"} +{"tweet": "@Nidaaxox but I just want to love you..."} +{"tweet": "@Atownstomper94 dang how did you get that seat ?!"} +{"tweet": "I wonder if parking enforcement people enjoy being dickheads everyday"} +{"tweet": "Whistle whistle! ;)"} +{"tweet": "maybe girls should stop being so selective when it comes to guys...just a thought"} +{"tweet": "I'm so pumped for nationals \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I just wish @UniqueYvette121 would live with me seriously"} +{"tweet": "So pissed off at myself."} +{"tweet": "@localaurena \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Teej is my boy lolol"} +{"tweet": "That moment when you can't find your work gloves <<<<<<<<"} +{"tweet": "@katieecollinss thanks\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "@honeypowe same to you! :)"} +{"tweet": "I now have to drive BACK to Athens to drop off dads computer to him. I am such a good son. #AndBestChildOfTheYearGoesToo ..."} +{"tweet": "I've never been more nervous for an exam."} +{"tweet": "The highway is actually really scary :("} +{"tweet": "I've been napping and watching Rugrats all day. Feels like in 5 years old all over again and I love it \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc76"} +{"tweet": "When pigs fly"} +{"tweet": "@nathan_b22 more fun then #noshame weekend?"} +{"tweet": "Really excited to change my hair up on Saturday! #fallhair"} +{"tweet": "Have to b at work in 45 min and im still in my chair under a blanket #lazygirlprobz"} +{"tweet": "@dleroseon1 haha I miss ya!"} +{"tweet": "when I get late night phone calls from @Gillilan116 >>> #thebest"} +{"tweet": "@crywolfseven @bscott614 you're a lie"} +{"tweet": "When I heal my ass is gonna be covered with scars #Forgetyou #selfrighteousBitch"} +{"tweet": "Me and my boyfriend can talk about nothing at all and keep a convo all day"} +{"tweet": "Idk why I feel so sad and depressed, fuck..."} +{"tweet": "@Marquezdiaz213 @DaShawnAndrews what are you guys doing"} +{"tweet": "I've gotten so many compliments on how I look today & I haven't even left my house"} +{"tweet": "It's a cruel world out there"} +{"tweet": "Your opinion is irrelevant"} +{"tweet": "@IaMiGr I'm aware cause that's your excuse for losing"} +{"tweet": "I'm trying to do something tho get my mind off a lot of shit"} +{"tweet": "The thirst is real with Jasiah for a phone lol"} +{"tweet": "@AlyssaEmmaLee That tweet sums up my life #YouKnowWhatsUp"} +{"tweet": "I just want one person to talk to that understands everything I say and where I'm coming from. Just one..."} +{"tweet": "@AnnaAmess yes. You want to hit me with a stick."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude30"} +{"tweet": "First name gorgeous last name don't care"} +{"tweet": "@naureenindc tweeting bout education now?"} +{"tweet": "I feel like a workaholic anymore."} +{"tweet": "Having a nice weekend"} +{"tweet": "Our team is fucked"} +{"tweet": "Nap time with Tess"} +{"tweet": "Sweet baby Jesus Mary and Joseph I am so thirsty I need water"} +{"tweet": "Exactly a month until Christmas Eve \\ud83d\\ude01\\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf85"} +{"tweet": "Wtf"} +{"tweet": "Jones & Howie team up and muscle the puck away back checking."} +{"tweet": "@ChanseHaugh where is it at?"} +{"tweet": "@EleniElisabeth It is the key to life itself. \\ud83d\\udd11"} +{"tweet": "@taylorbiccum I WOULD DIE LIKE NEW HUSBAND WE WOULD HAVE OUR WEDDING IN THE BOOK STORE"} +{"tweet": "I love giving people presents."} +{"tweet": "Walking through the mall alone looking for my friends\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "I'm tired of feeling so alone"} +{"tweet": "I don't wanna grow up. \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I want to cuddle sooo bad right now.."} +{"tweet": "@spalding_013 haha really?!"} +{"tweet": "I don't care what anybody says, I still wish I were @amandabynes"} +{"tweet": "Today should be interestinggggg \\ud83d\\ude1d\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe I have to wait til March 8 for my new glasses. My freaking eyes are faded. Like a 30 pack of Yuengling faded."} +{"tweet": "I always listen to music at night\\ud83d\\udc96\\ud83d\\udc96\\ud83d\\udc96"} +{"tweet": "There was a time when if you didn't have Sketchers you were Nothing... But\\nSince that was 2 decades ago they could just go ahead and Die Now"} +{"tweet": "I hate being woke up"} +{"tweet": "@samsamsamclark @CeleanaLambing what's this lol"} +{"tweet": "If ohio state loses to Illinois , then we're fucked for the season"} +{"tweet": "@tadergang piss off"} +{"tweet": "I need to stop laying next to my fireplace watching vines and get my ass up and do something productive. \\ud83d\\ude32"} +{"tweet": "It's obviously going to be a big deal bc the vast majority of the population knew them ok? people die&can't be recognized all over the world"} +{"tweet": "@rnicolebailey I firmly believe their minds were made up before the trial"} +{"tweet": "Alexis is in the shower & doesn't think I can hear her singing \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Well I tried being nice, going back to my ways"} +{"tweet": "@mvesneske05 I love you too"} +{"tweet": "Morning twitter"} +{"tweet": "Wish the saying wasn't true 'its not what you know it's who you know' #horseshit"} +{"tweet": "Home alone again. Hmmm #icouldgetusedtoit"} +{"tweet": "All this time. #OneRepublic \\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "@PresidentNallie Thanks Lovely. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@PittmanGray @estes_40 just figure a way to fix the taste and you have an invention !"} +{"tweet": "@NiHoran1993_ McDonald's?"} +{"tweet": "Cause perfection is boring \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@JoyHancock okay, just don't post it on any social networking site."} +{"tweet": "@TexansGuy80 Goodnight :-)"} +{"tweet": "@katiipochs you never listen to meeeee"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealKMcKidd I'm so overwhelmed with emotions right now!! Webber can't die!! And neither can Brooks!! Ahhhh!!"} +{"tweet": "I miss @jayme_clarkkkk sooo much. We used to hang out everydayy"} +{"tweet": "#IGottaThingFor nerdy boys \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Stopped Cycle with #cyclemeter, on Vinings 20 route, time 1:29:45, 22.52 miles, average 15.06, ahead of median ride 0:24."} +{"tweet": "@mladyrebecca @thekillmars300 She had to use the pet word... just had to throw that in there. #flailinguncontrollably"} +{"tweet": "I'd love to go on a road trip & just get lost somewhere.."} +{"tweet": "@GabbyRogers1 did I @ you? NOPEEE jk"} +{"tweet": "Brooke's drunk guys"} +{"tweet": "Tornado forming above the house. #sketchy #homealone"} +{"tweet": "Come to bed with me"} +{"tweet": "@chelseymaeyust I've been the same way!"} +{"tweet": "Watching the #Thunder play without Russell Westbrook is like watching the old #Cavs w/ just a young LeBron James. Its not going to win."} +{"tweet": "@creesh24 what number are u all in the district"} +{"tweet": "@rstrohecker35 thank you so much!"} +{"tweet": "@RatchetHumor @KaileeDrake you know what's up"} +{"tweet": "I really don't enjoy finals or any of this shit"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes you just have to convince yourself that the decision you made is for the best."} +{"tweet": "I fell asleep with my fan on and woke up with it off..\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Shush"} +{"tweet": "@DrakeTheTypee of nigga to hold the door for someone walking 100 feet away."} +{"tweet": "@teamsilence32 No worries at all. Same here.. You are really adorable .. From what I can tell.. :)"} +{"tweet": "Why am i falling asleep to the newest friday the 13th. Someone hold me since im probably going to have nightmares."} +{"tweet": "@Taylordurst97 @TaylorAnn67 he looks like a bad ass\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@brii_ludx3 thanks bri :)"} +{"tweet": "Woah, I forgot it was Friday....pretty troll"} +{"tweet": "@jonhasler sadly, no.."} +{"tweet": "@tinatranny bite them back"} +{"tweet": "Watch.. My dad is gonna say he doesn't want me to come down.."} +{"tweet": "I tweeted free chris hellllla hahahahahah @CrizzyCuttUp #truefriend \\u263a\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "this pug is already pissing me off"} +{"tweet": "Just heard 8 straight obscenities in a row. It's somehow calming to me.\\n\\nPs, penalties are absolutely killer. DPI and personal foul"} +{"tweet": "I am eating a blueberry muffin from Panera right now and I'm in heaven \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@alliedose only @alliedose would have an elephant with its head in the water as her header. #weirdo #missyou!"} +{"tweet": "@lpoterek NO WHY IS THE STRUGGLE REAL DONT WATCH VALVERDE CRYING BYE"} +{"tweet": "@McFlyinCA yup"} +{"tweet": "Played Army of Darkness Tower Defense on my phone til 4:30am. #mistake"} +{"tweet": "I miss youu"} +{"tweet": "My haters have only one advantage over me.They can kiss my ass, I can't."} +{"tweet": "Ha, I WIN, like always \\u270a\\ud83d\\ude1a"} +{"tweet": "People so easy to read now that they put all their shit for the world to see #toomuchinfo"} +{"tweet": "@bburke269 thanks :)"} +{"tweet": "@lilybenson can u suggest good study snax"} +{"tweet": "I'm seriously rooming with the best people ever. \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@AlexOcain @claudia_laird I don't associate with Alex very often."} +{"tweet": "Is anyone even at the game yet..?"} +{"tweet": "My emotions get the best of me, but it feels so right"} +{"tweet": "Just got tailed in Burlington...my sweet driving got us out of a hairy situation. You're welcome guys."} +{"tweet": "@mirandakaderly love you too\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "the highway won\\u2019t dry your tears. the highway don\\u2019t need you here. the highway don\\u2019t care if you\\u2019re coming home. but I do, I do."} +{"tweet": "Watching Princess Diaries while dying on the elliptical and all I can think of is how much I miss @savannahpickens"} +{"tweet": "#ThatAwkwardMoment when you hear Dr. Manley and it is actually Rowe... \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Alls it is is a waiting game"} +{"tweet": "Why the fuck is everything on commercial at the same time"} +{"tweet": "I just want to cry."} +{"tweet": "@jsspear7 \\ud83d\\ude93\\ud83d\\udea8\\ud83d\\ude93"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to live in a place where tractors aren't seen every day \\ud83d\\ude9c"} +{"tweet": "#RapLikeLilWayne Eatin Subway while I'm tweetin, call that \\subtweetin\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@fungifunguy hahaha thanks \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I hate when there's hot guys on both sides of a magazine page because then I can't decide which side I want to hang up and I'm wasting one"} +{"tweet": "Too tired to get up and clean the house for Dylon"} +{"tweet": "I'm feeling rails to trails \\ud83c\\udfc3\\ud83d\\udc5f"} +{"tweet": "@Madddsxoxo ok whenever!"} +{"tweet": "I LITERALLY cannot wait for Jenpachi tonight with the best! @Megan_Swayze #HurryUp \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I get treated like fucking annie in this house, i'm the only one that ever does anything around here"} +{"tweet": "@JakeScottTeal woah. Excuse me."} +{"tweet": "Soooooo he walking through the house talking to himself...all this for some tv"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udf34\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "This world is so messed up. My thoughts and prayers are with those affected by the Boston marathon tragedy! Y'all please pray."} +{"tweet": "Lol @23kyyy right now #classact #tearitup"} +{"tweet": "Humble on the outside, Confident on the inside.It's the confidence in ourselves that allows us to truly be humble.Not to confuse with Hubris"} +{"tweet": "It's cancer like a disease!"} +{"tweet": "@Lexi_Nicole18 McDonald's hires freshies lol"} +{"tweet": "I smile and nod...bit you don't really know what i'm thinking."} +{"tweet": "Merry Christmas ya filthy animal... #LetsGoPens \\ud83d\\udc9b\\ud83d\\udc27"} +{"tweet": "@lucyhale hi. I think you should do a ten year American juniors reunion. #please ?"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna give you my all"} +{"tweet": "#teamleasbian @HAbaseball_2211"} +{"tweet": "@Savanna72355936 what does that mean"} +{"tweet": "taylor swift now is ur time to shine kanye is performing"} +{"tweet": "@_DjRossino it was a great night"} +{"tweet": "@kfrickenhoaby @alliekash hell yeah we are :)"} +{"tweet": "I don't put up with bullshit"} +{"tweet": "I'm so excited for rider, reppin mass."} +{"tweet": "Nf @lick_theKicks"} +{"tweet": "don't beat yourself up for making a mistake. a mistake doesn't mean it's over; you can still make your goal."} +{"tweet": "Can I cite myself in a paper? I'm more knowledgeable on this subject than any of these basement bloggers."} +{"tweet": "I'm glad @Mariah_Baby401 is happy \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@brklyn_nicole because I'm hot right ;)"} +{"tweet": "If only I could see into tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "@lvandy24 we're fags"} +{"tweet": "@JessesRandB what? Lol how do you suppose I get there? Take a cab?"} +{"tweet": "To all the people who constantly ride the Nationals D, meet the Cincinnati Reds."} +{"tweet": "Where's the work ethic? #DearCongress"} +{"tweet": "Tommy literally hasn't stopped shitting on the refs, and I love it"} +{"tweet": "This year on every holiday I have not been as excited as I probably would be \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "That's a really nice mirror photo. The flash, it covers 90% of your face. You look better than ever."} +{"tweet": "Hville 4th of July parade is cancelled.... Too bad I'll be at a show of my own!!"} +{"tweet": "Barely 2 hrs in and I'm already yawning. This could be a long night. #GraveYardShift"} +{"tweet": "fly high Kenny, one day I'll be up there riding coasters with you!"} +{"tweet": "@evgenymorozov Maybe Inspire suggested that tactic. Any kitty photoshoots?"} +{"tweet": "Whoa is pretty nice."} +{"tweet": "But she's still preoccupied with 1985."} +{"tweet": "@jcashtro @BrianWoodring always connecting and meeting new people in the business! we are such a big family! :-)"} +{"tweet": "So posses"} +{"tweet": "@Yowan and they know who wrote the book of love #NSA"} +{"tweet": "When I get where I'm goin.."} +{"tweet": "Buhl got jokes"} +{"tweet": "is pretty little liars still on or is this ravenswood? #reply"} +{"tweet": "@Briaaa_Nicole u have a sister"} +{"tweet": "Trade #1 and 19 for #4 and mkg and draft mclemore. Freak show athletic team."} +{"tweet": "good one @livyg5"} +{"tweet": "@JennaRikiRozier and I missed you too! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "I was crying on the inside as my coach was telling us her plan for us for each day this week"} +{"tweet": "Amy got a boyyy"} +{"tweet": "@ChampAthIete @AmazingUniforms a must"} +{"tweet": "Sorry I can't be as pretty as her."} +{"tweet": "@HeatherGoth it's just too spicy for me"} +{"tweet": "Lost 5 lbs that practice hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@cillzxo21 ok thanks babe...."} +{"tweet": "Darlin, forever is a long, long time, and time has a way of changing things."} +{"tweet": "...."} +{"tweet": "@cora_9191 I like running in the dark and cold for some reason."} +{"tweet": "@_nicolesparks RIGHT \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@dakg @AlexDVBBS or at least let me meet you and get a pic :)"} +{"tweet": "@Briannaapradoo thanks pretty!! \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Even if Ohio State doesn't make it to the BCS Cship, I think it'd be cool if they won the 100th and last Rose Bowl before the playoff system"} +{"tweet": "First time I've ever had to have EMS called during a soccer game for me, God was watching over me"} +{"tweet": "@MHW35 thanks little guy!\\ud83d\\ude1a"} +{"tweet": "Bubbie dayy saying \\who died\\\" in his sleep >>\""} +{"tweet": "A school cancellation would have been amazing so I can catch up on all the homework that's due this week.."} +{"tweet": "Rack city, bitch, rack rack city, bitch \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@deavynigga @seth_blaser @rachel_leitch yes sir"} +{"tweet": "SINCE I HAVE NOTHING TO STUDY FOR! \\ud83c\\udf89"} +{"tweet": "Is it possible to get drunk off of koolaid? If you can i definetley am."} +{"tweet": "If youre a girl and you dont paint your nails what r u doing with ur life"} +{"tweet": "@JacobWhitesides HOLLAAA"} +{"tweet": "@madimoskowitz @lily_r_jones @MacdotInternet stop you freaking raccoons"} +{"tweet": "Third time this week I've been asked if I have a girlfriend @theycallmevag #duh"} +{"tweet": "@pepper__spray haha I had Chinese too!! #teamlard"} +{"tweet": "Same game plan against Lebron as always. HAVE to change it. Easy to contain."} +{"tweet": "One more drink( and by one more I mean the rest of the bottle)"} +{"tweet": "@schyler_08 I just did. Hahaha. That just made my day."} +{"tweet": "No no it's cool I love when you have the tv on full blast when I said I was taking a nap, good looks bren."} +{"tweet": "Lunch date \\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "I'm deathly afraid ill be one of those people that never finds someone else.."} +{"tweet": "yeah I'm ready for today to be over."} +{"tweet": "@littlejard sounds relaxing. Enjoy ;)"} +{"tweet": "@delaneymaria that's so rad"} +{"tweet": "Jailbroke my ipod"} +{"tweet": "I finally found the missing sock eaten by the dryer! The dryer is a cruel kidnapper!"} +{"tweet": "I feel so sick \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "WKU, go home. You're drunk."} +{"tweet": "This guy has some serious stones man"} +{"tweet": "Why am I always hungry \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Why did I leave for work so early again #dying"} +{"tweet": "@atlbravesfan_84 you probably should have continued vacuuming. I'm actually cheering for the falcons today! I hate the Seahawks"} +{"tweet": "Zach is gonna die."} +{"tweet": "@TheScottBoyd we is"} +{"tweet": "Hungry"} +{"tweet": "Really wishing I was going to the Pats game with my stepdad today..."} +{"tweet": "@SavvyBallard you're turning into SPIDERMAN. \\ud83d\\udc1c"} +{"tweet": "Ok let's talk about signs and flags. What to bring? #Louisville2013"} +{"tweet": "@edsheeran #ilovechipsandcheese favorite Disney character?"} +{"tweet": "@Luke5SOS you should get your lip peirced.... <---- don't got a clue if thats how you spell that"} +{"tweet": "tonight really showed youre true colors. sad that some people turn out to be a total let down"} +{"tweet": "Christ this is no Super Bowl"} +{"tweet": "@GettingThere126 Swim... Switch it up! :)"} +{"tweet": "@HeyImChristin we need to go to steak and shake at like 2 am at some point haha"} +{"tweet": "but my next pay will be like 500 \\ud83d\\ude01 that's 350 more than my last one hahahahahaha \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Mike_Miller_17 but it's still 14 degrees the would never give us off school for that"} +{"tweet": "I have a Keek now...definitely better than snapchat and vine!"} +{"tweet": "Chief Keef Fuckin Up. Lolololol"} +{"tweet": "Team camp today \\ud83d\\ude0c\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83c\\udfc0"} +{"tweet": "@Flutronix do you ever not get reception in NYC? Lol"} +{"tweet": "One of them nights"} +{"tweet": "@JumpManOneFive what's up Steven A?"} +{"tweet": "I fucking love my roommate more than life #bestfriend @amandashea1012 \\ud83d\\udc6d\\ud83d\\udc6f\\ud83d\\udc9e"} +{"tweet": "@brookelenaa Be there in five minutes #iwish"} +{"tweet": "@throwur_HANZ_up text me if you need to! I'll listen!"} +{"tweet": "Pitch Perfect was such a cute movie!\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@jrgandy99 i'm aware lol"} +{"tweet": "@MarissaDzanis you too ! \\ud83d\\udc95 and don't worry he was deff missing you today \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Mariah_love23 okay it was more than okay But what made it good was you"} +{"tweet": "Hey @brittany22xo what were you guys gonna show us again?"} +{"tweet": "Success doesn't come to you; you go to it. - Marva Collins #inspirational"} +{"tweet": "@BookerguyTBay it's not that hard cause I have two tablets so each one has the a Twitter account logged in so I just go from one 2 the other"} +{"tweet": "Who else wants to punch Mother Nature in the cunt?"} +{"tweet": "That snap chat of me flipping you off was meant for @broseph2652 miss you @13diaz"} +{"tweet": "i honestly feel like sitting here & crying right now . #INEEDMYMEDS"} +{"tweet": "@ChadMattison_ @baileyterry22 plug your noses you puss cakes"} +{"tweet": "Getting me some new sperrys today"} +{"tweet": "@CellyHard because 'Murica and also the American hero, Mike Modano"} +{"tweet": "My aunt told me to wear a dress tomorrow. PROBABLY not."} +{"tweet": "So much to be thankful for this holiday season! Rick and my grandma both are now cancer free \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "My sister in law is gorg @missp14 #perfection"} +{"tweet": "@katie__krull not you obvi \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Basically screwed for my math midterm and probably my final too. #HappyMonday"} +{"tweet": "Own that shit"} +{"tweet": "Wind 5.6 mph WSW. Barometer 1015.5 mb, Rising slowly. Temperature 39.6 F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 77%"} +{"tweet": "I have my cats, Harry Potter DVDs, and ice cream. What else do I really need?"} +{"tweet": "Omg OSU. I hope our defense can save us..."} +{"tweet": "I've been straightening my hair for an hour and I'm only half way done \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "So sick of pretending im okay and that the sadness is gone"} +{"tweet": "No"} +{"tweet": "When you get blamed for something that you couldn't have done <<<<"} +{"tweet": "@SwagMasterFlash late"} +{"tweet": "mocha frappe'a are my life!"} +{"tweet": "You don't give up on someone you love."} +{"tweet": "It's gonna take more than some herbal supplements to cleanse my body of this past week."} +{"tweet": "Don't you worry child"} +{"tweet": "You're a spoiled brat be thankful for once"} +{"tweet": "So who's gonna come spend the day with me tomorrow? I need plans \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I am sooo not used to sleeping in the evening but i gotta do it to make a lil money"} +{"tweet": "@kc_li I'm sorry that I'm a busy girl! I'm sure you could find someone else, probably not as fun or as cool as me..but ya know!"} +{"tweet": "@ericalynn_14 oh haha"} +{"tweet": "Baby is someone else calling you baby. It\\u2019s driving me crazy. This bein in the dark"} +{"tweet": "I just want a lot of sweaters & scarfs."} +{"tweet": "cross your fingers"} +{"tweet": "And the phone case has arrived"} +{"tweet": "You better believe I looked it up... with my #badhabits"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for the day that twitter pays money per tweet or hours logged on.Then & only then, could I afford a housekeeper! Dreams......."} +{"tweet": "Glad the library website is working..."} +{"tweet": "I mean.... I wish I was @Teigha13 \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@save_bythe_bill how much are tickets?"} +{"tweet": "@crd_143 ok ok I'll admit it was a little bit funny haha"} +{"tweet": "Dave Hall"} +{"tweet": "That's bothersome."} +{"tweet": "Stop this... they have a movie league ultimate frisbee #fucked"} +{"tweet": "The things I wish I could say"} +{"tweet": "@hflowers293 text me real quick!"} +{"tweet": "@Meeejjjjjj ummmm... Awkward..."} +{"tweet": "Saw so many people from high school tonight it was great"} +{"tweet": "@erin_19_nicole hahaha I know! But what people don't know is that I'm a model..."} +{"tweet": "remember when people compared Occupy Wall Street to the Arab Spring"} +{"tweet": "God is ALWAYS good. #ThankyouLord"} +{"tweet": "Went on instagram.. bad idea.. some weird shit"} +{"tweet": "@toripoplar wish i could have seen you last night! Hope you had fun!! Be safe crazy girl \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "You had your chance to kick my ass but you sat inside????"} +{"tweet": "nothing better than spending all evening with my girl \\ud83d\\ude0a @StiltnerAshley"} +{"tweet": "1 John 3:18 \\Let us not love with words or tongue but with actions and in truth.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@JWilliams_IV Kinsler out 3 more weeks with back injury.. Ha"} +{"tweet": "there. is. a. bug. bite. on. my. FOREHEAD."} +{"tweet": "@ImTheRealKev ill be there tomorrow maybe but definitely on Tuesday!"} +{"tweet": "Hahahah I can't even finish my thoughts."} +{"tweet": "I don't know why I try and why I'm so nice to people"} +{"tweet": "Never thought I could miss someone every second of the day until I met you @tweetbritt4"} +{"tweet": "I. Can't. Hear. \\ud83d\\ude2a\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude49\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\ude28"} +{"tweet": "Looking at my Throwback Thursdays pictures makes me laugh"} +{"tweet": "I'm so fly, I get head like a blow dryer"} +{"tweet": "@ReneFerretJr is it just me or did the moderator sleep through some of Hawkins lecture?"} +{"tweet": "I like it better when guys are kinda controlling, and seem a little jealous. #IsThatWeird?"} +{"tweet": "@KayleSue that's actually a reaction by the grass to call for help in a stressed situation."} +{"tweet": "@Tatted603DILF bahahaha how cute!"} +{"tweet": "I will literally pay for someone's ticket who would also like to join me at the #Reds game tonight."} +{"tweet": "@SigmaSound miss you guys!"} +{"tweet": "I feel like Boulevard gave Kansas City the \\I need some space\\\" breakup speech today.\""} +{"tweet": "@chelsss39 every so often, we all need to quit, take a 5 minute break and then un-quit. You can do it!!"} +{"tweet": "#SentFromFuse"} +{"tweet": "Im sitting in front of a fan so my hair will dry. This Is ridiculous."} +{"tweet": "120 miles away.\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "@LaurenCohan my math teacher looks like you."} +{"tweet": "I'm so damn hyper. Too early to go to bed pussies"} +{"tweet": "@_ViridianaLopez anytime \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Some pit pizza"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I'd give anything to be in her shoes just so I could call you mine....."} +{"tweet": "I may seen a little crazy and scattered in thought and action but I know when to sharpen that laser beam...it gets results"} +{"tweet": "I ain't got nothin' but love babe, eight days a week. #np #TheBeatles \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@BeeLikeHoneybee @boopofwinners yes 2014 will be the year of the moms"} +{"tweet": "I have to be here all night and I don't even have good service \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Get to see my baby Tonight :-)"} +{"tweet": "Jeez already practice 4!"} +{"tweet": "\\This is chocolate chip. His name is dog. \\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@Lay_nuhh alcohol will help you make the right decisions!"} +{"tweet": "Exhausted and a migraine. #myluck"} +{"tweet": "@mandy_close great game!"} +{"tweet": "@hailey1617 lol she doesn't care"} +{"tweet": "The refs need to lay off the whistles. Keep it old school and physical like the old Pacers/Knicks series."} +{"tweet": "Is the 3 point line in Wichita at 14 feet? #frankamper"} +{"tweet": "And so the waiting begins... #WWEDallas"} +{"tweet": "God dammit Braxton.. \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@DetroitRedWings Columbus Blue Jackets in shoot out. But it did not count on his record causes it was in Shoot out."} +{"tweet": "@dannywood \\ud83d\\ude0aI love watching you do what you love!"} +{"tweet": "What kind of country song has the word \\legit\\\" in it? So disappointed @blakeshelton ): still a badass though\""} +{"tweet": "3v3 AM 1,000 dollars each... @zsubstain @littlewaste"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes after being strong for a while, you just wanna break down."} +{"tweet": "We could be married for 20 years and have 6 kids and I still wouldn't text you first"} +{"tweet": "@atx2013 what cop gave you the ticket did you get his name?"} +{"tweet": "Upsets are the theme of today in football!"} +{"tweet": "I smell chicken flavored ramen"} +{"tweet": "@AmberBailey3 When where and how much lol"} +{"tweet": "@C_Brown14 apple releases everything at 9:30 on the west coast. We'll get it around lunch time."} +{"tweet": "Mitch Mcgary the 21 yr old freshman......"} +{"tweet": "I bet Santa chiefs in his sleigh"} +{"tweet": "Bed rest"} +{"tweet": "For the record Cody is not a goon"} +{"tweet": "I hate everything haha :("} +{"tweet": "@bay_cook come in here #lazy"} +{"tweet": "Why do none of my friends ever want to workout with me?"} +{"tweet": "@Czwag45 @babygele #yolo"} +{"tweet": "I guess I need to make myself look less homeless for the doctor."} +{"tweet": "Light weight, yeaaa buddy"} +{"tweet": "@lukeheight04 wait are you going to bloom tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "It looks like its been decently snowing, but I've only gained 1/4\\ over the past 2 hours. Must be melting underneath, which sucks.\""} +{"tweet": "Here's to the nights I cared, to the day you left \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@STLMusicChic Why haven't $2 dollar Tuesdays happened?"} +{"tweet": "I cant even sleep because that dream was just too messed up."} +{"tweet": "@califoriababexo calm it the fuck down"} +{"tweet": "I just burnt the side of my face with the straightener. #dumbass #blonde"} +{"tweet": "@kendallcolton \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21 angry Rachel. Ugh my prom date is gonna look like a huge tool bag"} +{"tweet": "@katesouthside thanks love!! \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I'm so proud of the Cloudland football team. Went from terrible last year to unstoppable."} +{"tweet": "Hot tub and beer \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@Brendan90981262 wow sorry bro! Ur ok though right"} +{"tweet": "Getting high at the condo that's when it all comes together."} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.4 mph NE. Barometer 30.139 in, Steady. Temperature 87.4 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 64%"} +{"tweet": "@payton_mikeal Because I've seen it at your house a few times so I just wondered"} +{"tweet": "Chances of me making an ask are negative because I'd either get no questions or I'd get no questions so that's that."} +{"tweet": "A friend of Mike's is teaching me about the high definition capabilities of my TV. He's nine."} +{"tweet": "I'm headed down the right path in life"} +{"tweet": "I'm a horrible person \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@YahooFantasy Colston or Fitzgerald?"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had a big brother\\ud83d\\ude4d"} +{"tweet": "Praying there's at least 6 inches of snow when I leave the library. #wishfulthinking \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@ty_conklin makes meetings 10x better! #loveyou"} +{"tweet": "Cheese broccoli noodles>"} +{"tweet": "everyone at the bar right now is chanting \\steelers suck but we got a duck\\\" #dying \\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "@MegDiPisa sorry........"} +{"tweet": "I really spend to much time on twitter."} +{"tweet": "@chellax0 yes please! My parents are planning a vacation up to the lake in August. Will you still be there?"} +{"tweet": "@lindsaybrooke93 yes for real, we really need to do that bound house place"} +{"tweet": "I will never have that first day of school, new clothing my mom bought me, look again. I don't know how to feel anymore"} +{"tweet": "Last day of corn. #thankgod #smooth"} +{"tweet": "I love seeing girls from high school getting fat \\ud83d\\ude3b\\ud83d\\ude3b\\ud83d\\ude3b"} +{"tweet": "I feel like every one of @CollinH44's tweets today have been aimed at me #FeelinTheLove \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I'm not driving anywhere friday or Saturday"} +{"tweet": "My need for chocolate and a diet coke right now is a little ridiculous \\ud83c\\udf6b\\ud83c\\udf6a\\ud83c\\udf69\\ud83d\\ude4e\\ud83d\\ude45 #femalestruggles"} +{"tweet": "@sarahmarierose_ @kenziehall004 SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THIS WAS"} +{"tweet": "@ericbolling t"} +{"tweet": "@RaymondMfon very true. I hope next time is soon."} +{"tweet": "Can't even eat without feeling like I'm gonna puke ugh"} +{"tweet": "@deaslexia I'm sorry girl. Thats terrible id get rid of my mom before i got rid of my cat ):"} +{"tweet": "My best friend brought me pals \\u263a\\ufe0f she's so sweet. @hensleyka93"} +{"tweet": "This episode of spongebob makes me all squishy sad \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Trying to round up a respectable crew to hit up a sperm bank over winter break. Easy, fun way to make a lot of quick cash."} +{"tweet": "We have an English test tomorrow.. \\ud83d\\ude05\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Rockford has such good quality people"} +{"tweet": "College is great and all, but there's no better feeling than cooking with my mom and grandma. #lovebeinghome #famILY"} +{"tweet": "My moms driving... <<<<"} +{"tweet": "I can't remember a time when I was ever this happy with the way my life is going. Everything is working out perfectly."} +{"tweet": "I just found some really cute pics on my phone..... @allisonbiggers \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "@12mai31 \\u304a\\u304b\\u3042\\u308a\\u3060\\u3088\\uff01\\uff01\\uff01"} +{"tweet": "Time goes by two fast ."} +{"tweet": "The problem with fast lanes in New Jersey is that everyone thinks they can drive in them"} +{"tweet": "Who wants a little wisdom today?"} +{"tweet": "Your Love Is Like The Sunshine"} +{"tweet": "squashed a chipmunk yesterday \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude30\\ud83d\\udc39"} +{"tweet": "I learned long ago that those who are happiest are those who do the most for others. - Booker T. Washington #wintheday"} +{"tweet": "#wecouldhavedatedbut you fell asleep at the movies..."} +{"tweet": "\\Did you ever see a robin weep\\nwhen leaves begin to die. That means he's lost the will to live, I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "She's no longer a dream. She's simply a yearning."} +{"tweet": "@Brittany_Bell_ @uhleeseeuhhhhh HAHA IT'S MY FAULT TOO"} +{"tweet": "@dzvonek28 for sure!! We can't forget @jubilantjordyn!! I miss my girls!!"} +{"tweet": "I think it's time to get a workout in...I don't think I've been this stressed in a while."} +{"tweet": "@JD_og03 @Chillin_Dylan54 @ChanceWatson60 when your gpa was below a 2.0"} +{"tweet": "@LynneMcFall it's straight I get out at 12"} +{"tweet": "@Shereck8 psh what a mistake"} +{"tweet": "@grafjared19XX I'm will in the store with my mom fml... #mexicanmidgets"} +{"tweet": "@My_Alter_Egoo haha well duh \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "This math class is such a joke"} +{"tweet": "I need a nap asap"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to miss my chickens this weekend\\ud83d\\udc25"} +{"tweet": "Literally almost got hit by a car because I'm too impatient. .-."} +{"tweet": "@CallmeBigWood she would throw her phone out the window."} +{"tweet": "Is it sad that I'm having full conversations with a 7 year old through glass walls?"} +{"tweet": "Freshman won\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@kristenwest22 Preech!!"} +{"tweet": "@jjbrandt20 @mayr60 it happens... \\ud83d\\udc89\\ud83d\\udc89"} +{"tweet": "@applesauce22 it's been snowing for three days straight"} +{"tweet": "@Kyler_Steadman @DaltonRodd no I am not I'm right."} +{"tweet": "All I want is to sleep but I can't because I have to go to work.."} +{"tweet": "Backroads and bowls"} +{"tweet": "@bailliemae11 bake me cookies!!"} +{"tweet": "Too bad those with STRONG personalities don't use them for the good of all rather than just their own purpose!"} +{"tweet": "@TPBadam @emptynetters would that be considered a shersey foul?"} +{"tweet": "Deciding your next nail polish...#thestruggle #girlproblems"} +{"tweet": "Tough being a Browns fan. Just tonight Manning has thrown almost half the number of TDs Weeden did all last season. #fandespair"} +{"tweet": "..........."} +{"tweet": "@addie_hass just for Friday! I have to work Saturday evening :("} +{"tweet": "@graceandmanners @tat2jenna Gothica."} +{"tweet": "@Ahubbub is it not?"} +{"tweet": "It's official"} +{"tweet": "Very sloppy game tonight"} +{"tweet": "@PaytonEverett hmm I don't have a mix. Hold on let me look up the recipe."} +{"tweet": "@cbs Hey stop delaying The Mentalist, it's messing up our recordings."} +{"tweet": "@queencunt69 maybe you won't be so sore haha"} +{"tweet": "My little sister does things to mess with me"} +{"tweet": "\\I will never eat at Chick-Fil-A because of the owners bigotry\\\"\\n-says the people who dont know what they are talking about\""} +{"tweet": "I don't even care I want McDonald's for this hangover"} +{"tweet": "I got a #FourWheeler and a #Sled. Who wants to go have fun?"} +{"tweet": "Maturity comes with experience, not age."} +{"tweet": "I so hawt. Thx for the fishtail brain \\ud83d\\udc4d @rachelmgrandon"} +{"tweet": "If you talk about every second, every minute, every day and if you can't stop time you're not a friend of mine #lemaitre"} +{"tweet": "@J_Tucker32 always."} +{"tweet": "Never go shopping with too many women, their opinions will conflict each other and then you're stuck trying to figure it out."} +{"tweet": "Yep, It is."} +{"tweet": "I'm so tired already \\ud83d\\ude1e #Exhausted"} +{"tweet": "@jamesminton_94 and then she pulled out my mushroom dip. And when it came out it went drip drip drip"} +{"tweet": "@autismhopefaith no"} +{"tweet": "All I wanted was a simple, relaxed night. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "He already knows i'm not going anywhere\\ue418"} +{"tweet": "@emilyopaleck shit happens. People who say things behind your back are behind you for a reason. Chin up soldier"} +{"tweet": "Officially homesick for Chicago. 12 hours at home is long enough for this girl"} +{"tweet": "@Adavison8 you should give me free ice cream lol"} +{"tweet": "I'm the luckiest guy in the world all because I have @HannahMaynard_2 \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Today was SUPER GREAT! Wish @SeanMcK96 would've went tho. \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Praying for the family down in Oklahoma after tornadoes ripped through their area last night"} +{"tweet": "I can't open my online exam"} +{"tweet": "@Buckeyefanohio7 one day maybe!! :) :)"} +{"tweet": "Sorry I was reading something"} +{"tweet": "Congrats to my best bud since 2nd grade who is now an uncle @bradleyj143"} +{"tweet": "Night."} +{"tweet": "@madelinehanley he isn't as much of a bum as he used to be \\ud83d\\udca9..loll"} +{"tweet": "So excited for the first white out you have no idea \\ud83d\\udc4a #schoolspirit"} +{"tweet": "Katy Perry tho>> \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "If today weren't a half day id still be in bed. \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@callmeladymary the best kind of baby."} +{"tweet": "Somebody just tried coming at with me with a dead squirrel.. Wtf"} +{"tweet": "Like I just want left alone. Life has literally drained me."} +{"tweet": "I just love applying for jobs"} +{"tweet": "It must have rained a lot last night"} +{"tweet": "Yeah..I can't sleep and have work in 4 1/2 hours.."} +{"tweet": "I just think it's funny how judgmental you are when you should just take a good old look in the mirror.\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "In exactly one week I get to see my boy & I'm beyond excited \\ud83d\\ude0d it's been a long month without him \\ud83d\\ude18\\u2764\\ufe0f @nicknowak13"} +{"tweet": "@laneherby @steve_roller1 @garrettfitterer @austinfitterer1 at the lake bros!"} +{"tweet": "I really hope that tweet was directed towards me."} +{"tweet": "I wish Victoria's Secret made flannels"} +{"tweet": "Safe Haven \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "My mind just blew up thanks to finite math"} +{"tweet": "@TJBERG74 take me to the park today!? Please please please \\ud83d\\udc6b\\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83c\\udf33\\ud83c\\udf32\\ud83c\\udf3a"} +{"tweet": "@Lea_Peregrine You're coming over. I got like literally 78 movies."} +{"tweet": "@Erinxx21 \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4c that was perfect!!"} +{"tweet": "watching the pats game on the 60 inch \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "My landlord sucks big time #annoying"} +{"tweet": "merry Christmas to those that aren't coming home this year for Christmas\\ud83c\\uddfa\\ud83c\\uddf8\\ud83d\\udc4d #salutetoservice #muchrespect"} +{"tweet": "Being rushed to lunch when im not even hungry <<< \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Some girls come off so desperate for attention from their instagram pictures #sloots"} +{"tweet": "I honestly think the least of my worries is meeting new people in college"} +{"tweet": "@JessSueFrey I guess so"} +{"tweet": "@always_az I went to 1 Jets game in a blizzard. I wasn't anxious for a second. This year's Super Bowl could be the Snow Bowl."} +{"tweet": "The desolation of smaug though"} +{"tweet": "So much fun going out & dancing with @_whitney__x3 last night like old times \\ud83d\\ude38\\ud83d\\udc6f\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@Dalangin_S89 i love cats, i wanna pet it."} +{"tweet": "@haleezzz @linduhhsmith i think thats what ill probably do. Not go all the way blonde right away"} +{"tweet": "@TruWhiteMamba I got people I'm talking to but thanks for being concerned!"} +{"tweet": "@AviatorsEdits Btw don't take what people say personally. Opinions don't define you. just sayin"} +{"tweet": "Seriously. I'm tired \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "I'm feeling wise guys tonight #yeahbuddy"} +{"tweet": "It's been a long day js"} +{"tweet": "Sketched the hell out \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Everything about today is perfect \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@LmuJake87 Florida has been doing this for years... Shouldn't be a surprise"} +{"tweet": "@Tim_Sullivan711 half and half!"} +{"tweet": "@_GetLikeKris I'm gonna tweet it multiple times, maybe people will catch on and do the same. Lmaoo\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@PMS_Knuckles oh well, dayum girl ;)"} +{"tweet": "@hardaway_ryan not in bionic ghost years"} +{"tweet": "Men In Black is just the weirdest movie. Like, who came up with this story line? \\ud83d\\ude0e\\ud83d\\udc7d"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to be friends? Text me dm anything someone just talk to me haha"} +{"tweet": "I assume chiefs are doing alright because I hear my dad and brother are going crazy in the living room."} +{"tweet": "Red wine, white wine, and beer"} +{"tweet": "The Santa clausE >>> every other Christmas movie"} +{"tweet": "It's not like anyone REALLY cares anyways."} +{"tweet": "When's the memory is better than the real thing <<<<<"} +{"tweet": "I am seriously rockin the worst sunglass tan right now \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Stanford will stay above Ohio state until OSU wins the Big Ten championship game"} +{"tweet": "Lets play the game called how many times can @Saaraahjessica lose her I card in 24 hours."} +{"tweet": "I feel like such a traitor... Lol."} +{"tweet": "Happy Holidays to all my friends!"} +{"tweet": "Everyone's bitching about how shitty today is. It's going I be like 70 people. Be fucking happy. #smh"} +{"tweet": "I like animals so much more than people."} +{"tweet": "So glad I get to go home and go back to bed for #5 hours after I drop him off."} +{"tweet": "@eskyles @LilEmm_1 lol guys lets fight"} +{"tweet": "Colton and my dad went and bought a ps4 today and just woke me up to show me. Stop Idc lol"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@C_Starcevich: Welp, football season is over for me \\ud83d\\ude22\\u201d just root for the niners!"} +{"tweet": "@hottiegalatixxo how long do you want to go for?!"} +{"tweet": "The only way my day could get better is if I got a text like I usually do from you.."} +{"tweet": "@altfilmguide Yes It's Great IMO"} +{"tweet": "@me_llamo_taylor because the UK girls and Baylor girls game is still going on. It's in 2nd OT with 45 seconds to go. Guys will play soon."} +{"tweet": "The only place I wanted to be right now is cuddling with my dog in my bed. Perfect."} +{"tweet": "I love prince"} +{"tweet": "\\you know that fat whore will come and feed herself today, she has the nerve too\\\" \\ud83d\\ude02 my grama tho >>>\""} +{"tweet": "@meagan_meller @tonia_holland @nachpro99 he's my boyf, back off \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "just because you attended college and I'm only sixteen does not mean I have to accept your abuse. why don't you stop bullying the helpless."} +{"tweet": "lookin at all these boats lit up on the lake, and watching fireworks is honesty the best thing ever."} +{"tweet": "A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service, you just play games."} +{"tweet": "Over a lot of things in my life right now. Completely depressing. Oh well! Keep moving."} +{"tweet": "How am I gonna be an optimist about this?"} +{"tweet": "Crossing my fingers I'm still In first place tmoro for the Patient care contest"} +{"tweet": "I'm actuallly really scared that Erik's going to forget to pick me up...."} +{"tweet": "For a moment he stared up at a blinking light on the ceiling, still dazed, his thinking slowed by the viscosity of his t"} +{"tweet": "@anna_curran @50ShaadesOfGAY_ you were just gonna say that 2 days ago??"} +{"tweet": "Bike riding with my dad :)"} +{"tweet": "A hangover and a 9 hour drive ahead #awesome"} +{"tweet": "Here we go again.."} +{"tweet": "Coffee is saving my life at work right now."} +{"tweet": "I wanna travel around the world so baddd"} +{"tweet": "@_lauraorihuela_ NOBODY INFORMED ME IT WAS FOR MY FACE. Eyes are on your face so they go hand in hand"} +{"tweet": "\\It's holiday, you guys should dress up and not look so... meh.\\\" My manager said to us all while gesturing directly at me.\""} +{"tweet": "@EmilyMcClinsey guess who's hoodie I'm wearing.\\n#diabettusbuddies"} +{"tweet": "What happened to just dating? Everybody is friends with benefits now days... #NotAboutThat \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "Everyone I let into my life eventually leaves me....so I stopped letting people in."} +{"tweet": "Really hate this hair color."} +{"tweet": "@miilkkk me"} +{"tweet": "@ARaW_McNastY Julius"} +{"tweet": "I feel fantastic. :-)"} +{"tweet": "My last two days>>>"} +{"tweet": "@dotmariejones Congratulations on your wedding!"} +{"tweet": "And there's no guarantee that this will be easy."} +{"tweet": "Nothing like a sleepless night"} +{"tweet": "Awesome\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@lauren_fecteau my bad"} +{"tweet": "@abigail_sims I could have taken you with us when we went."} +{"tweet": "@morgan_berling5 awesome :) !"} +{"tweet": "@shewantsagreek some people read instructions"} +{"tweet": "@SmithRaye @jmosq all three of us \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "All the things that I used to say, all the words that got in the way, all the things that I used to know..have gone out the window."} +{"tweet": "@TrendellRacing @cjohnsmedia thanks guys"} +{"tweet": "Come get some coffee and say hi! #bored"} +{"tweet": "Our defense is shit"} +{"tweet": "making a mental list of shit I gotta get done when Im at work, then going home and taking a nap #classic"} +{"tweet": "I don't think that I can take this bed getting any colder."} +{"tweet": "Dad's at Costco buying tires for my car!"} +{"tweet": "@celinagigliotti my dad loves me... No gas.... So much snow on the car.... Feelin the love <3"} +{"tweet": "Hate feeling like I forgot something"} +{"tweet": "Heading out to get my Iphone replaced. Thank you iOS 7 for killing my phone :( #Technology #Blessingandacurse"} +{"tweet": "@Bujy15 I know bro I know"} +{"tweet": "3 gay couples sitting at Boozel today. \\ud83c\\udf08 #socute"} +{"tweet": "I love Christmas and all but havin to get on the roof to put the wreaths up...#icant"} +{"tweet": "welp, i convinced a dude today that i am a lesbian and have a girlfriend.... what did you do today?"} +{"tweet": "Best way to make NBA playoffs more competitive.. best of 3 instead, any team can be beat twice out of three times and players are more fresh"} +{"tweet": "@x_acacciatore @MissMariaaa__ @AlexisKaitlyn_ well it wasn't about either of you two & if I had something to say if say it"} +{"tweet": "@nick43baciak the white-ish wild cat? Yesss why"} +{"tweet": "@allliebentley okayyyy"} +{"tweet": "Woahh, what's that bright yellow thing in the sky? #weird"} +{"tweet": "Weatherford bound"} +{"tweet": "Where is @_chelseysmith Lisa is charging around the house and I'm a lone soldier left out here to die"} +{"tweet": "Ooooooh I wanna see the next hunger games"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "The men in our lives are dumb. @Taylorfender3"} +{"tweet": "My life dream is to become Mrs. Claus \\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf85"} +{"tweet": "@edshow South Carolina has 8 military installations. If Hagel is not approved on June first they should have none"} +{"tweet": "Why do we have this many tiles in the first place????? Damnit menards"} +{"tweet": "Not extremely impressed with Gardner to be honest"} +{"tweet": "Beyond pissed as of right now."} +{"tweet": "If I'm nice to you right now then you're probably a good friend"} +{"tweet": "Doctors orders."} +{"tweet": "First break done."} +{"tweet": "@TyMay5 it is like the 2nd week of march or something around then. Idk exact dte"} +{"tweet": "@jennatar @justinmcelroy Just looked back a bit, those kids do look pretty swank. Not so much as the FIL, but that's an impossibility"} +{"tweet": "When a good thing goes bad it's not the end of the world, just the end of a world you had with one girl"} +{"tweet": "It would be awesome if it snowed."} +{"tweet": "The fact that I just pissed in a bottle pretty much determines that's I am not getting out of bed today ... Someone bring me food"} +{"tweet": "Let that shit burn"} +{"tweet": "Never thought a love like yours would leave me all alone #MusicMondays #BadDay"} +{"tweet": "The highway won't hold you tonight the highway don't know your alive, but I do i do.. I can't live without ya baby"} +{"tweet": "Why would you fight on Twitter? It just makes you look that more stupid. I've learned this the hard way."} +{"tweet": "Like can I get a chuck sized teddy bear and just snuggle with it? That's all I really want. \\ud83d\\udc3b"} +{"tweet": "I'm lucky to have the best boyfriend in the world @Dmarket803"} +{"tweet": "@1Tania76 Honestly I hope the #Bears win, but they had it gift wrapped and handed to them last week & couldn't close the deal. #Undeserving"} +{"tweet": "Why have a tournament on Mother's Day no mom wants to spend her day at baseball fields all day stupid ass team"} +{"tweet": "Probably one of the biggest boob fans in America"} +{"tweet": "@Richard_Immel @WillieAtFLO hahah"} +{"tweet": "@KayJayBrynee08 @hilltaryn0128 @brethompsonn yep it's bad!"} +{"tweet": "@HalaWorsley22 I only speak the #truth"} +{"tweet": "Life's a climb but the views great."} +{"tweet": "I just deposited a check while sitting on the subway. Technology is amazing"} +{"tweet": "@TylerLaneFactor @dacee_kendall21 We have been"} +{"tweet": "Which is worse? Alabama's kicker or Tennessee's football program?"} +{"tweet": "Miss you @xoMissTJxo !"} +{"tweet": "instead of a heating blanket, I need a cooling blanket...it's soo hot in my room.\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "This subway>>>"} +{"tweet": "asap rocky is most likely my favorite."} +{"tweet": "Fuck this. I hate not being able to sleep"} +{"tweet": "@B_Hennings05 @BrandonSchmidt9 try and beat me tonight. Come to Ames."} +{"tweet": "No Daytona this time. Maybe the summer race though! :) and there's always Dega!!!"} +{"tweet": "On a side note......super fun night...night."} +{"tweet": "I'm immune to the rules of adulthood."} +{"tweet": "@BryanBroaddus I know Romo needs major protection, but should the 1st round pick be defence & the 2nd pick be Offence."} +{"tweet": "I could use some friends"} +{"tweet": "Solid ground! Underneath my feet!"} +{"tweet": "@flickinchris hey wanna know what you are in my contacts??"} +{"tweet": "When your studying..don't use a book from 2005..the guidelines change like every 2 yrs #cprgirlprobs"} +{"tweet": "All by myself. I'd leave everyone and everything. No one understands how perfect everything is there."} +{"tweet": "what do we study for mrs powells benchmark tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Kalief has slave feet."} +{"tweet": "When someone says something about it I tear up."} +{"tweet": "Just one block and 6 assist Rudy that's all I need from you."} +{"tweet": "@pepperkatw give me more!\\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "Payback by Atilla is such a badass song hahahah"} +{"tweet": "Today is the day that I finally tried nutella!!!"} +{"tweet": "@karliestenson your face makes me laugh"} +{"tweet": "Me and skylar are dating tell everyone"} +{"tweet": "I seriously cannot be away from my dog for this long \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I hate when i look like crap & everybody and their mother is out and about."} +{"tweet": "#adios"} +{"tweet": "Literally the best day of my life thanks to @MarieMeyer55 @paige_desiree @Brittsimone1025 and @BSLaCoursiere So much fun. #GoHard \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@leah_bhorst @jalenyoung28 let's get wasted with @MichaelRayWalt"} +{"tweet": "coming home after a long days of.. being fucked up> #bingo \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@KaylaStarling3 at 4 am??"} +{"tweet": "GUYS I JUST GOT 700 YESTERDAY AND IM ALREADY ALMOST AT 800 WHAT."} +{"tweet": "@Marit_Bahner SORRRYYY"} +{"tweet": "Cops legit love me."} +{"tweet": "OMG..."} +{"tweet": "Just coming into school #sleepin"} +{"tweet": "Ahhh @machinegunkelly is amazing"} +{"tweet": "I feel bad when I get so angry that I can't even take it. Today is just not my day. \\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "@mccann_52 Those were from my really obsessed days \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Jared asked who retweeted me last night, that I didn't like so I told him. He said she's a pussy slut, even he knows lololol"} +{"tweet": "I need my license and a car, but at this rate it's really never going to happen. I'm kinda just giving up\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I hate when someone has a really good tweet but are on private so I can't help share the perfection of that tweet"} +{"tweet": "Today's been filled with so many awkward moments. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "I don't know what to say other then it's Christmas and we're all in misery #ChristmasVacation #truth"} +{"tweet": "Feel for both the woman and Winston. Bungling of case leaves too many questions that will never be answered."} +{"tweet": "@TzH_Gravity @AllieHollon @heyitshanta I thought I added you in the tweet! Sorry special s/o to Ethan for picking up all our slack!"} +{"tweet": "So the school just caught on fire..."} +{"tweet": "@MouaFasa @nataliestrack after I'm done with spring break so next Tuesday!"} +{"tweet": "You didn't that that id come back, I'd come back swinging"} +{"tweet": "@xkristalee @Journeyy2015 get married so we can be related \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc70\\ud83d\\udc8d"} +{"tweet": "So thankful"} +{"tweet": "Can someone tell Jake to get ahold of me."} +{"tweet": "I love you, I have loved you all along,and I miss you, been far away for far too long,I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go."} +{"tweet": "So in the mood to watch safe haven"} +{"tweet": "Ran a 5k..used Post Race Snacks as Shot chasers."} +{"tweet": "Got that spirit stick \\ud83d\\ude0c\\ud83d\\udc3e"} +{"tweet": "Wish I was going to camp"} +{"tweet": "Cool you're married and you've been together three months. \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@nikkimilt14 same I just wear the goggles and go to sleep \\ud83d\\ude46"} +{"tweet": "Finally at home after feeling like crap all day at work!!"} +{"tweet": "Where is @__abbygail"} +{"tweet": "@batrickpyers @bratknee_ hes not cool enough!!"} +{"tweet": "you are quite the confusing type"} +{"tweet": "Chillin in the ditch .. nbd"} +{"tweet": "@RRock53 @jencavz you're kidding right??"} +{"tweet": "#BeatIndiana"} +{"tweet": "@marlena_holmes @rachpistorius @LMango227 #yesplease"} +{"tweet": "The only thing i like about pistachios is the salt on the shell. #mmm"} +{"tweet": "Going out in public wearing crocs and skinny jeans. #TrendSetter"} +{"tweet": "If I tweet you and you don't tweet back, you're a little bitch. I TOOK TIME OUT OF MY DAY TO DO THAT"} +{"tweet": "Goose season can't come soon enough. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@NikkiBurr3ll Take ya' ass to bed. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Bennettbosire8 I guess .. \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Indiana blows"} +{"tweet": "@RyanHaefke hate... You #jelly"} +{"tweet": "@CCovington05 I swear. They have no idea what it's like to live in this generation as a teenager. At all."} +{"tweet": "You're insane dude"} +{"tweet": "You are the most confusing person in the world! #baffled"} +{"tweet": "I'm hungry but I know there's nooo foood"} +{"tweet": "Stauskas needs to step it up!"} +{"tweet": "Should I wake him up from his 3 hour slumber? #sobored #wannadosimething"} +{"tweet": "Drama"} +{"tweet": "I get so nervous before posting selfies"} +{"tweet": "1%"} +{"tweet": "@umairh Re: Best directors: Bahrani, Haneke, Malick"} +{"tweet": "My back though <<<< \\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "Well I'm not gonna lie.. I'm a bit jealous."} +{"tweet": "Hoodies over everything"} +{"tweet": "Im to tried for this stuff \\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "I love Alfalfa #LittleRascals #dabest"} +{"tweet": "This won't be the most wonderful time of the year until after finals"} +{"tweet": "6\\u6642\\u524d\\u304b\\u3089\\u8d77\\u304d\\u3066\\u308b\\u306e\\u306b\\u671d\\u98ef\\u98df\\u3063\\u3066\\u306a\\u304b\\u3063\\u305f \\u60e3\\u83dc\\u30d1\\u30f3\\u713c\\u3044\\u3066\\u304f\\u308b"} +{"tweet": "I sleep with my hood up and a blanket over my face #imweird"} +{"tweet": "I hate @cameron_monroe and @24Jordanjackson"} +{"tweet": "@ConorCRK @BouvierBoysClub @BrittanyEMurphy @C_Oppelt_ get a room guys jeeez there are kids on here"} +{"tweet": "@shelbyboser I hate Jen \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@John_Isnt_Irish omg that's a thing? Seriously taco bell never ceases to amaze me"} +{"tweet": "21 by Corey smith...#hitsdeep#kinda"} +{"tweet": "@JuliaaDisapioo those woods are satanist woods have fun"} +{"tweet": "I hate liars."} +{"tweet": "I feel like there should be that Benny Hill music playing for the last 2 minutes of this Titans game. #titans"} +{"tweet": "@ariORana did you also know that the most caused deaths for squirrels are from drowning in puddles"} +{"tweet": "I'm going CrAzY. \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Been watching moonshiners all day."} +{"tweet": "Just shut up and love me like crazy!"} +{"tweet": "it's not too late it's never too late"} +{"tweet": "I had the craziest/creepiest dream last night \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Words can't even describe this."} +{"tweet": "Guys my car is broken and I need a ride home from work HELP"} +{"tweet": "@julianaspanova ..im sorry"} +{"tweet": "And you wonder why js"} +{"tweet": "@OLNband can put up the new cover any time now! #hyped"} +{"tweet": "@lyssrose_ what happend? is everytthing okay? text me if you need anything\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Sorry jacey"} +{"tweet": "I'm a weird kiddd. Lmao \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "I'm so excited for the Royal Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Greg_Is_A_Dick yeah yeah \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Is it Sunday yet?"} +{"tweet": "@BPlumski you've officially tempted me to say it!"} +{"tweet": "Sinatra lifestyle, I'm just being Frank with ya..."} +{"tweet": "@levittlaw I couldn't agree more! the new identity initiative is great for enrollment but way to ignore your students once again! #sadchip"} +{"tweet": "I'll tell it to the world, ive just begun havin my fun"} +{"tweet": "Pitch Perfect kind of night!"} +{"tweet": "@DivyaUPatel thank youu love!!"} +{"tweet": "Wake up, Bake up, Gotta get my Cake up. \\u2600\\ud83c\\udf41\\ud83c\\udf70"} +{"tweet": "@JDunlavy734 I have been!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Nail your sins at the cross and love through God who strengthens you."} +{"tweet": "I feel like everything that could possibly go wrong, goes wrong in my life #fucked"} +{"tweet": "Be who you want to be, not what people want to see."} +{"tweet": "Didn't invite me!"} +{"tweet": "@CallMehDre I can appreciate that."} +{"tweet": "Well that went pretty terrible"} +{"tweet": "We are, we are, we are\\nGot me up all night"} +{"tweet": "Can't concentrate"} +{"tweet": "@tylerverbeke we have next year still!!! \\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "Jon Kitna is the man"} +{"tweet": "S/O to @Kate_Jewel_ because she's the funniest person I know :)"} +{"tweet": "@smithinbritt no problem:)"} +{"tweet": "@WildAboutTrial what does vocal fry mean?"} +{"tweet": "can i just bash my head in"} +{"tweet": "@MacyRawls13 #sorryboutit \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Anywhere we go they'll be pumping it through on the radio"} +{"tweet": "@JCarnstar no im like furreal"} +{"tweet": "@ToniLozano5 we get to have sleep overs though :)"} +{"tweet": "Llaboss she says he got another kid LMAO pls girl nobody believes that."} +{"tweet": "BALL GAME! #KeepPounding"} +{"tweet": "3 babies at my house right now.. I'd prefer puppies but I guess babies will do"} +{"tweet": "I havent been my self"} +{"tweet": "Last I checked you wear all for John Deere, now you're all for IH. If you're gonna be fake please stick with a fakeness."} +{"tweet": "@HaleyBates2 hahahah debatable.. DeBATEable"} +{"tweet": "Carrie was actually a pretty good movie"} +{"tweet": "I also did my math... Which wasn't even assigned yet.. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@BritttyMarieee you know I'm here for you always <3"} +{"tweet": "I have this thing for soccer players now . Idk."} +{"tweet": "Sox gotta capitalize on there chances better"} +{"tweet": "Ok I need to stop"} +{"tweet": "Agreed @joshuathomasg"} +{"tweet": "@_CindyLoo \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude29 fuck lets just go to another hippy fest!"} +{"tweet": "seriously considering going back to bed till @missssyfbgm gets off work..."} +{"tweet": "I am devastated. The Great Smoky Mountains NP is closed on Saturdays. =["} +{"tweet": "Chey - go to bed\\nTwo mins later..\\nChey - are you up let's have some more wine and get drunk\\nLmao love her @cheyeclayton"} +{"tweet": "@cesssphelps that's such a tease. \\ud83d\\ude2d Why did you say that!!!!!!!!! Wah"} +{"tweet": "Really wanna just have a sleep over at my big sisters house. #wishiwasakidagain"} +{"tweet": "Im seriously breaking out so much"} +{"tweet": "The monster on Temple Run 2 though \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@bstelton do you subscribe to the theory that a challenger has to clearly win a title fight? Benefit of doubt for champs?"} +{"tweet": "I take way to many pictures of myself"} +{"tweet": "I'd rather be in hell"} +{"tweet": "Mom why don't you understand this\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "I seriously need to get a new password on my phone, or glue it to my thigh around my friends..."} +{"tweet": "@ericaabarkann yes u actually just reminded me"} +{"tweet": "Kristie"} +{"tweet": "Why do I try to give you my time of day when you don't give me yours?"} +{"tweet": "I want to go to the Nutcracker downtown sooooo bad!!!! \\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83c\\udf85\\ud83c\\udf84\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u26c4\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "where have you been? @laceyy_23"} +{"tweet": "@Cdahl42 it's a little late kris."} +{"tweet": "@Jon_Carandang yes but were at grahams cottage"} +{"tweet": "I love when real life imitates a crazy soap opera..."} +{"tweet": "Slept alllllllll day"} +{"tweet": "I hate almost all aspects of my dorm, and dorm life.."} +{"tweet": "@TBEEZII I love you too my love"} +{"tweet": "Annnnnd penis size was just a topic of discussion in the class...\\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "Third Eye Blind after the Pirates game on August 31st, who's going with me?"} +{"tweet": "@shhmadds WHAT ARE THOSE"} +{"tweet": "The store next to my favorite bar was robbed. I should go make sure the bar is ok. And the beer."} +{"tweet": "Perfect day for fish town ice teas \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Should not have came back to the mall w Matt to close... Getting picked on that I look Asian n that my eyes slant? No they don't!..Do they\\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "@A_otis10 those are my fav"} +{"tweet": "Auburn's run defense is ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "Imagine the taste of putting a dip in after handling catfish bait... \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "I might go later to buy shit"} +{"tweet": "Grandma thinks black people came from monkeys... #racist"} +{"tweet": "I could be so good at loving you, but only if you told me too."} +{"tweet": "I love how @jhoneliu7 is letting God speak through him in his tweets. they're always so encouraging and exactly what I need to hear. #truth"} +{"tweet": "Having tendonitis is a huge setback \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I just can't @juliagulia_29 @Saltywaters4"} +{"tweet": "May have to stop watching the walking dead if it doesn't get more positive"} +{"tweet": "#duck"} +{"tweet": "Monday morning work anxiety, plus up till 4 am trying to enter nurse notes #yuckyfeeling"} +{"tweet": "I love captain."} +{"tweet": "It does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live \\ud83d\\udcab"} +{"tweet": "Don't cha hate when your mind wanders and makes you have crazy thoughts"} +{"tweet": "I legit just want my life to be exactly like duck dynasty. #obsessed"} +{"tweet": "my night was shit then it got really fun"} +{"tweet": "@FireFlyer2121 what are u doing"} +{"tweet": "Went ahead and called you up, got a little drunk last night.."} +{"tweet": "@mitchellichtman not saying that :-) but while things avg out, there are definitely days when SPs have a good feel & days when they don't."} +{"tweet": "To all girls, when you talk badly about your \\bestfriend\\\" behind her back, you're not cool. #smh\""} +{"tweet": "Go away anxiety"} +{"tweet": "@KailaBarack Do tell!!! I miss it! I was supposed to come and I forgot! \\ud83d\\ude2a"} +{"tweet": "Everyone please pray for a tendy that goes to my school. He was hit hard at the Varsity game and had to go to the hospital. #PrayforNick"} +{"tweet": "And Middle English is hot #sleepyhollow"} +{"tweet": "@SmithandWesson4 don't leave me hangin on like a yo-yo"} +{"tweet": "You have to solve your own problems before you can help others solve theirs."} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty confident about today. #excited"} +{"tweet": "Thank you Lord for another day!!"} +{"tweet": "Bandz a make her dance that's thousand dolla foreplay"} +{"tweet": "Glad one of my classes is canceled tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "#FF Soaps Opera Peeps @JamaGirl1 @JasamLovin @JASAM4LIFE8 @PugziesMom @KstormsPrincess @Jasam_Online @merybarb @KendraCam @SBFan4ever"} +{"tweet": "Time doesn't make distance any easier...keeps getting harder and harder"} +{"tweet": "@Parentpains I too can sprint when properly motivated"} +{"tweet": "@grace_leonard16 so lucky."} +{"tweet": "There is honestly not one person on One Tree Hill who isn't absolutely perfect\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "This is why I hate you. #k"} +{"tweet": "I mean if the shoe fits..."} +{"tweet": "The Alabama fans at Bdubs right now are so annoying. This fuels my hatred for Bammers. #wareagleanyways"} +{"tweet": "@ghosttownislife it will probably be a few months before I can do it but ill take tons of pictures"} +{"tweet": "@pooter_71 @CauseWereGuys I kinda have 3 jobs, and I'm ashamed of that one, I'd just stop going in, but..."} +{"tweet": "Lmfao some one please save me"} +{"tweet": "@hannahU01 awe thank you beautiful"} +{"tweet": "Softball today>>> my legs tomorrow<<<"} +{"tweet": "The best thing about the past is that it shows you what not to bring into your future."} +{"tweet": "I want food but I really can't eat #hungover"} +{"tweet": "@___kaitlynn same..."} +{"tweet": "@JehnaThomas thanks \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Why is this drive home from clinical so long... #imstarving"} +{"tweet": "@JimmyVesticals trying!"} +{"tweet": "I just think it's funny how it goes"} +{"tweet": "I almost fell today walking to my bus..this ice is really slippery.\\ud83d\\udc4a\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@aaron_loibl way to almost run me off the damn road haha"} +{"tweet": "Act\\nWatch\\nJudge\\nExplain\\nLie\\nHate\\nFake\\nEscape\\nRun\\nClose Door\\nLock\\nCollapse\\nHeadphones On\\nMusic On\\nClose Eyes\\nClose Mind\\nBliss\\n\\nHowWasYourDay?"} +{"tweet": "70's today? Heard that"} +{"tweet": "Who is Jason Butt he has cute friends"} +{"tweet": "To turnt to handle"} +{"tweet": "The stuff my anatomy teacher told us today was hilarious\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Hahaha"} +{"tweet": "So I just noticed that the school policy says nothing against not wearing pants to school... Hmmm welp I guess Fridays are \\no pants friday\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "She's got eyes that cut you like a knife and lips that taste like sweet red wine \\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83c\\udf77"} +{"tweet": "I know you're somewhere out there, somewhere far away.."} +{"tweet": "@ALaw20treys Don't you love that!? \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@the1tiffany I know it!!"} +{"tweet": "@JoeIallonardo15 because he didn't"} +{"tweet": "Pool time \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "I'm such a girl when it comes to Channing Tatum's fine ass"} +{"tweet": "@HilyBee apricotlane has the sunglasses pretty cool"} +{"tweet": "#Got not have"} +{"tweet": "Last day of work.... THANK GOD!"} +{"tweet": "@hall_moore what?"} +{"tweet": "Shoutout to @CharlieCrampto for always being able to lend a helping hand and just being an overall tremendous person and friend."} +{"tweet": "I'm still up why?!?!"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna slice Brooke's sensitive chest raisin reaaal soon"} +{"tweet": "Daddy needs to put some money in a sweet sober soul mates pocket @cnor21 @DPerry24 @Willy_Bennett"} +{"tweet": "@thomaselong ha okay. I'll help ya out if you're okay with a lady runner"} +{"tweet": "'Let it go' will be my first ratio"} +{"tweet": "My parents are still in love after almost 27yrs of marriage now thats amazing \\ud83d\\udc95 #luckyones"} +{"tweet": "@WillTomCollins yes def."} +{"tweet": "@amandarossi15 @sophiacostello2 @taytaybrooks16 otay!"} +{"tweet": "I'm so worked up right now I should not have to worry about this among everything else there is"} +{"tweet": "whenever R brings up our future or anything that has to do with it makes me melt. I love knowing that he thinks about it to."} +{"tweet": "@_MrCoolBeans @WhoIsJDon @C2Jordan ugly haha"} +{"tweet": "of course someone stole fifty dollars from my room \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21 #pissed"} +{"tweet": "@kay_flo7 our lives."} +{"tweet": "8 hours of sleep in two days. God."} +{"tweet": "I didn't want to feel anything. But that's just who I am. Once I have any type of love for you, there will always be a connection."} +{"tweet": "No hair cut til baseball season is on an all go."} +{"tweet": "Kentucky Tennessee, biggest game of the day. #GBO"} +{"tweet": "Some fat whore just flicked me off the Ford fiesta with her two friends I did nothing to her. I'd usually be mad but she's fat! So I laughed"} +{"tweet": "People are so rude in the middle school parking lot. Like I just need to pick up my sister."} +{"tweet": "@Willis_Jordan14 goin' hard right now. #chirphard"} +{"tweet": "@imaprincesssB he just loves some kid rock! Maybe his favorite guy ever"} +{"tweet": "@NICKIMINAJ , I will do anything for youu.! Just ask @brianraypreston I'm pretty sure he would too! We clocked some bitch the been talkin."} +{"tweet": "@TNugTho We are going to the Miners game tonight. But come over when we get home \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Come here baby, and let me do it to you."} +{"tweet": "Some M\\u00f6tley Cr\\u00fce also..."} +{"tweet": "@FreshSweaterGuy @nataliethoennes @JJ_JaphetPlane I know you would broski! #DontSlipOnIce!!!"} +{"tweet": "\\@Be_Determined_: God gives his hardest battles, to his toughest soldiers.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I feel like im thinking of the future so much thats my present seems to be wicked slow and shitty"} +{"tweet": "Don't try to argue with me why you're drunk or drinking."} +{"tweet": "Nothing's fine, I'm torn"} +{"tweet": "@DonnieWahlberg #TWUG @jenhogsten"} +{"tweet": "been goin to bed way too late lately."} +{"tweet": "Shoutout to Patty Sharpe for buying me KB's this morning #youremygirl"} +{"tweet": "\\@coco_chanel94: When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@transversecity I want to know you!"} +{"tweet": "Going to see the purge !"} +{"tweet": "Why is it so hard?"} +{"tweet": "What the heck? #omg"} +{"tweet": "can't wait for next Friday"} +{"tweet": "I'm not really a people person anyways \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@orianoelle yea I know I tried to watch it but I was like wtf!?"} +{"tweet": "Today is our last day."} +{"tweet": "ffs anderson, tell me!"} +{"tweet": "Oh it feels nice to sit. Now I just have to drive home. \\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "Ugh is the definition of school"} +{"tweet": "That's all I'm saying because I can't control that"} +{"tweet": "Needs to be a puking emoji"} +{"tweet": "like, i'm not even high anymore so it's like whoa."} +{"tweet": "Anybody can text me. I don't care."} +{"tweet": "so great seeing you @Ashbash0530"} +{"tweet": "It's time for you to stop fighting the thing God has called you to your called to it because you have the answer for it#stayfocused"} +{"tweet": "@BrittanyGaito if Brittany dies it's cuz she decided to tell everyone I would hit her with a toaster !!! #no toaster emoji"} +{"tweet": "Literally have been watching Greys anatomy all day #yep #nolife"} +{"tweet": "Happy thanksgiving everyone! Have a good one!"} +{"tweet": "Does every relationship have to have a secret 3rd person?"} +{"tweet": "@kalea_h awe why you mad.... Glad to see the Henry camp has stood up and come after me.... Be care what you say cause I know secrets too..."} +{"tweet": "@JosephMorgan can i have you for christmas pleaaaaaase"} +{"tweet": "I think I have had too much coffee trying to stay warm. #gregherder"} +{"tweet": "Put a fork in him because he's pasta"} +{"tweet": "Call me pervy Dave. But all those girls coming up to the high school that don't know how much of an idiot I am. \\u2665"} +{"tweet": "Miss shows like A Different World ... Can we bring shows like that back? PLEASE"} +{"tweet": "Those naps where you're so dead to the world you wake up and don't even remember where you are. #success #college"} +{"tweet": "Holy thunderstorm"} +{"tweet": "Get into bed and find out I forgot to put my retainer in."} +{"tweet": "@Tlang_11 I'd be glad to."} +{"tweet": "\\It's the gloomy things that need our help. If everything in the gardens sunny, why meddle?\\\"-Sybil #wisdomfromDowntonAbbey\""} +{"tweet": "Cups in the air! We so fly, middle finger up to the sky."} +{"tweet": "Louisiana woman, Mississippi man, we get together every time we can."} +{"tweet": "Listening to rammstein in sociology! They are goofy as shit! #creepedout"} +{"tweet": "Love Sundays"} +{"tweet": "the time that i really need someone you're not here."} +{"tweet": "@BritttanyBrown I don't! They need to clean it first!!"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone remember making reindeer food as a kid ?\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "srsly i would go out but no one informed me therefore i havent showered all day n look like shit."} +{"tweet": "can I mix @LoganLerman @Harry_Styles and @ADAMDEVINE into one person and marry it"} +{"tweet": "Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat. Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat. Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat. Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat. Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat. #College"} +{"tweet": "@tee_engelhardt may I remind you your 1st day of freshman year you walked around after lunch with out shoes ... Don't be a hypocrite!"} +{"tweet": "Really not in the greatest mood right now."} +{"tweet": "marilyn monroe is a goddess\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to get all my new stuff for softball"} +{"tweet": "@BaylinBell @ash_hole22 Kellan lutz is like 30! Same thing. But he is babe."} +{"tweet": "Yuuuuuip well tonight I just added one of my famous stories to the many....haha fantastic."} +{"tweet": "@gbabby_ come over and match. #round2"} +{"tweet": "The racism in this movie is out of control"} +{"tweet": "Haha omg. I'm losing my mind."} +{"tweet": "@coreyknisley_ I was just finishing that off for @BaxterWagner since he got twitter jail!"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I think subtweets are about me. Prob are."} +{"tweet": "The girls on Guy Code are always so hot. Mommy when I grow up I want to look like those ladies."} +{"tweet": "I wish I knew fashion better so I could figure out new outfits."} +{"tweet": "I assume its not an issue if they're on different continents. Think of all the coffee I'd have to drink to pull that off..."} +{"tweet": "@tevan_holder yay!"} +{"tweet": "Well I tried"} +{"tweet": "You're pathetic"} +{"tweet": "I'm sad ugh"} +{"tweet": "Enlighten yourself."} +{"tweet": "@89634 you ran over my phone, there were tire tracks on the back lol"} +{"tweet": "@Mackenzie_Fitz Making sure my bestie has a good parking spot in this crazy #occpraking #sharingspots"} +{"tweet": "Ok you can't constantly complain about how you don't have a girl when you have such high expectations"} +{"tweet": "@kredss cute me too \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@BrookeIngram8 I'm not talking to you Brooke. And I'm not going to fight you either. So. Bye."} +{"tweet": "If I did all this to get you back why would I go off and disrespect you?"} +{"tweet": "@SomeWereGone hit up young Rell"} +{"tweet": "@Arrqh the 8 is to signify their favorite Doctor."} +{"tweet": "all the best Christmas movies on tonight \\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "You my friend, just pushed your limits."} +{"tweet": "I CAN'T SLEEP CAUSE I HAVE SOCKS ON THATS WHY"} +{"tweet": "Girls rule boys drool. @graevetrain7"} +{"tweet": "I hate when I can't sleep."} +{"tweet": "So yeah life's good"} +{"tweet": "I dont think ill ever meet that perfect guy."} +{"tweet": "Just noticed the awful sock tan lines on my calves"} +{"tweet": "Late night bikini wax . Great team work \\ud83d\\udc4c @Momma_Stitt @Chel_Bell415 @MissMolly_10"} +{"tweet": "@BarackObama fuck up those republican cry babies!"} +{"tweet": "@Madame_Isabelle I triple dog dare you"} +{"tweet": "@2legit2quit314 it's a longgg story"} +{"tweet": "Honestly just going to just laugh every time you try to tell at me. See how that plays out."} +{"tweet": "@JacquelineG12 less frizz! So far it's worked!!"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes people find you on twitter and you seriously rethink your life choices. Like how..? And why...??"} +{"tweet": "There are two kinds of eggnog: pasteurized eggnog, and raw eggnog with enough bourbon or brandy to knock a fully grown man off his feet! XD"} +{"tweet": "@kloe_milbourn lol I just shipped my drawers."} +{"tweet": "Well that made me smile \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Can't sleep \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude10\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "\\I don't care f you're 7th grader or an 8th grader. I'm a sophomore and I will punch you\\\" chicks on my bus be cray cray\""} +{"tweet": "I like when people tell me not to move, because those are my real friends."} +{"tweet": "@xsweetxcaroline hahaha the American pie movies are great! nd same with Napoleon dynamite."} +{"tweet": "@candycunn awkward"} +{"tweet": "@caleb_giles you're stupid as hell queer"} +{"tweet": "@njmadmaxlyons got tht air conditioning biotch"} +{"tweet": "Look if you actually like macklemore you should prolly listen to better music #truth"} +{"tweet": "Bettis got robbed .. He should be in the hall of fame"} +{"tweet": "@brebabyyyyy just creeping and I'm just now seeing this lolol"} +{"tweet": "...I meant to google that"} +{"tweet": "@NolanGrose where you guys at?"} +{"tweet": "@CameronDallas someday I'd love to just hug you, or something like that. \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@AbbyWietro is your name tattoo because I swear your living on fantasy island?!"} +{"tweet": "Went to church, then washed my car, well cody did lol then we took a nap bc were lazy. And then went back to church tonight :)"} +{"tweet": "I love my friends"} +{"tweet": "@Sydleighp @AndyBVB @LOHANTHONY @Kellinquinn ..The only guy that you speak of that has perfection would be Andy<3and only Andy @AndysOjciec"} +{"tweet": "@ncwinchilla what are you even saying this is so random.."} +{"tweet": "@nikkioh097 haha that's almost like me! Finally a guy has seen it"} +{"tweet": "@kylie_oborn well I know that nowwww"} +{"tweet": "@PrintzBailey 5 mins is plenty of time to think of a good one for me!"} +{"tweet": "@JakeeWinterss That's good"} +{"tweet": "@Christian_Kyle no doubt lol"} +{"tweet": "Gang signs out the window #Yabissshhhh"} +{"tweet": "Fuck cats"} +{"tweet": "ITS HUMP DAAAAAY. WOOP WOOP"} +{"tweet": "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."} +{"tweet": "@Dikysauce @benfieldcollin so you're saying a Corvette and the car my mom drives are the same because they are made by Chevy?"} +{"tweet": "I want to go to sleep.. But my beds all the way upstairs.."} +{"tweet": "Back to reality tomorrow. 6:15 am wake up call \\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude25\\ud83d\\ude25 #vacationsover"} +{"tweet": "I will not stop exercising until I'm fucking hot"} +{"tweet": "@lapryorfarms no electricity means no water for the chickens :-/ we have a pond so it would have been manually watering them from pond."} +{"tweet": "@adammax007 yeah by senior year im aiming for 4.5"} +{"tweet": "@xnormajeane I can make a trip tomorrow or this weekend if I wanted to lol"} +{"tweet": "Homework forever #ugh #nobueno"} +{"tweet": "Why do I try."} +{"tweet": "@elisablaire I can't lift my arms above my head..."} +{"tweet": "@faithgmusic okay, I will :)"} +{"tweet": "@_ThatDamnBrooke haha naw you should lol ..........:/"} +{"tweet": "To all u Hawks fans who say Detroit sucks, how can u even say that to a team who's been in the playoffs for 22 consecutive yrs? #jealous"} +{"tweet": "it's fucking freezing."} +{"tweet": "White water rafting with the family...this could be interesting..."} +{"tweet": "Ice-cream and Gossip Girl is always a good combo."} +{"tweet": "Hey Sandman I'm still waiting for you to come visit me. #cantsleep"} +{"tweet": "Perfectly quiet here. :) For the first time in months, I'm not stressed out. Think I may even be happy. #travel"} +{"tweet": "Bitches talk shit til they get lockjaw"} +{"tweet": "Twitter Porn>>>"} +{"tweet": "Don't talk to me fuckers. I hate you all"} +{"tweet": "I'm thankful for twitter."} +{"tweet": "Did I really just turn down a doughnut offer?"} +{"tweet": "Snapchat me biddies"} +{"tweet": "#ThingsThatChapMyAss people telling me my future, just let me live in a van down by the river"} +{"tweet": "I think I overdone it today. #exhausted #sick"} +{"tweet": "@jbrocc I would put myself in fucking so much debt"} +{"tweet": "No ones even awake yet. Do I go home or what?"} +{"tweet": "I feel so sick"} +{"tweet": "Goose don't favorite that tweet you blow too"} +{"tweet": "Its so f'ing cold out. Glad i wore my bogin!"} +{"tweet": "@CMac_25 @Sam_Bc05 @ClaytonM9 @Chris_Fugate_21 @zachvincent00 Okay #Goonsquad what's some nicknames for @CoachWFerguson over the years???"} +{"tweet": "Mom come get me or I'll ruin your house ."} +{"tweet": "@stash_n_son idk figure it out lol"} +{"tweet": "Oh, Monday Night Football, you make me so happy"} +{"tweet": "@IUByronScott ....towards the end. If it happens continues years you may have an argument, but 1 out of 4 I'll take the Talent"} +{"tweet": "3 more outs!!!!"} +{"tweet": "killer foot cramps <<<< #ouch"} +{"tweet": "@Jack_Wheelin #noonecares"} +{"tweet": "@Dillonwoodybro I'm not a faggot, bitch."} +{"tweet": "Since moving to Utah, saying 'sexy' is like a sin. #MormonProbs"} +{"tweet": "@CarrieSedeski warhead."} +{"tweet": "@kayla_blanton12 , did you know you talk in your sleep ? \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@NussCoug 3 plays in and the helmet rule is already affecting the national championship."} +{"tweet": "My mom always ALWAYS shits on my plans."} +{"tweet": "@PDWolves The thing Wolves would miss most is Barea's spark of the bench. Quite a few games team was listless and Barea put team on his back"} +{"tweet": "Just met, and passed, my sales goal for the week! Nice little accomplishment before a vacay I must say"} +{"tweet": "Here at Oliver Ames High for the wrestling match against Sharon just six days after senior Devin Ness passed away. It's also senior night"} +{"tweet": "@justineleslie same goes for you! Get out of Barlow more often!!!"} +{"tweet": "@pottsyboii awesome movie"} +{"tweet": "Going driving"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealXPac That match rocked Pac, that was the moment I was absolutely sold on Ambrose as a future main eventer"} +{"tweet": "That is literally soo funny #dying"} +{"tweet": "Just needa know what that pussy like, so one time is fine with me \\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@hankerydanK no way man! I was busy! That lunch date is still up or I will stab you.."} +{"tweet": "Damn it I forgot my wallet in Tony's car!"} +{"tweet": "I hate constantly feeling like shit."} +{"tweet": "The new rules in the NFL need to be fixed"} +{"tweet": "@Jante_johnson I miss you A LOT! \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "@Matthew_jakee at my house . Where have you been ? \\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "Jesus fuck. It's a madhouse in here."} +{"tweet": "@LaceyMorse88 number???"} +{"tweet": "@_CassidyTaylor_ if I have some when I get home you can come get some lol\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Done for the day and no more exams to study for till the weekend. Time to continue watching #throughthewormhole"} +{"tweet": "Putting on a new pair of Elite socks is like heaven"} +{"tweet": "@Ululanimoana7 oh yah know just laying in my bed that's 4 sizes too big and 10x too comfy for me to get out of \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 wbuuu???"} +{"tweet": "literally shaking"} +{"tweet": "If you sit outside while your dog barks from inside for a really long time #fuckyou"} +{"tweet": "Ha gaaayyyyy"} +{"tweet": "Just witnessed a dude skip out on the bus! Dude, come on! Driver yelled at him."} +{"tweet": "This is the earliest I've been up all break... Not ok"} +{"tweet": "The feeling after you shave is so refreshing"} +{"tweet": "@Amandagoro pick me up ill cry with you"} +{"tweet": "@Gublit2595 get some of that breakfast to warm up #eggs #hot-chocolate"} +{"tweet": "Food babbbbyyy\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@hmac_22 Aawww, Thanks girl, have a great weekend!!! Big hugs sweetie \\u2764\\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "You only care about yourself though, idk"} +{"tweet": "@xomady3 shit! You got me lol"} +{"tweet": "BARELY passing the drivers ed test<< #oops #AtLeastIPassed"} +{"tweet": "my sister just asked trev if we were gonna be together forever he was like \\that's the intention\\\" \\u263a\\u2764\""} +{"tweet": "Of all the nicknames in the world that I could be stuck with..."} +{"tweet": "She is so fine \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@t_maloy right! That was like 2006\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "You can walk your ass to community service."} +{"tweet": "I use twitter solely to vent. Now I realize it's just as easy to tell my dog, which doesn't get documented in the Library of Congress."} +{"tweet": "Impossible to fall asleep when you're upset."} +{"tweet": "@Will_Tucker12 ... The heck?"} +{"tweet": "I cant even explain how much I love these boys!!! #1DonGMA"} +{"tweet": "I can only hope"} +{"tweet": "My neighbors just stared at me really weird cause my cat brought me a mouse as a gift and I didn't wanna be rude so I acted really excited.."} +{"tweet": "I want to cry .. But at the same time I want to punch you in the face .."} +{"tweet": "@TheLiamWilson not you guys. Two other families."} +{"tweet": "@erintoxicated isnt it addictive?"} +{"tweet": "Please!"} +{"tweet": "@LyssieDix Listen. I think that's a fabulous idea. I'm an alcoholic so I'm free anytime. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I know who comes before me. The God of angel armies is always by my side! The one who reigns forever; he is a friend of mine! #allforhim"} +{"tweet": "Making some very tough decisions this weekend. #prayforme \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "I eat so much food"} +{"tweet": "@JessiLeeth it's sooooooo freaking boring! I legit just sit at home and chill."} +{"tweet": "have a huge migraine."} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for tomorrow to come"} +{"tweet": "Game time!!\\ud83c\\udfc0 #finalfour #ware"} +{"tweet": "Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,for he is truly..."} +{"tweet": "@Schundlemire_ me to dude it's the life"} +{"tweet": "@dennisr2323 welcome to my life"} +{"tweet": "@Kimberly_LaFuck you're an idiot"} +{"tweet": "You're so cute. Let me in."} +{"tweet": "I fucking hate playing with squeakers..\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "@coriiwag makes me blush \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Ready to drank"} +{"tweet": "@heeylizbeth ahhhkay hoe"} +{"tweet": "Not even gna let that bs bother me.. #MDBound in an hr"} +{"tweet": "Is anybody else's Netflix not working"} +{"tweet": "@DaveVoyles I\\u2019m too sick and tired to read between the lines rn. What do you want me to do haha"} +{"tweet": "Well that was some of the worse shooting I've ever done #rusty"} +{"tweet": "Even if the skyyyy is falling downnn"} +{"tweet": "Forget about tomorrow and fall in love with today"} +{"tweet": "@_THATReddHead hell NO !"} +{"tweet": "28 more minutes"} +{"tweet": "i want new shoes"} +{"tweet": "It's official my knees are destroy. Nba career is over."} +{"tweet": "I might as well watch a movie."} +{"tweet": "Guess girls love slushies"} +{"tweet": "@lizbeth_lilly ain't nobody got time for that pussy ass game."} +{"tweet": "The fact that I'm at CCC before the time that I woke up last semester... #uhoh #help"} +{"tweet": "@MeghHurley bring me a coffeeeeeeeeeeeee"} +{"tweet": "Missing half of my paint brushes...so I can't finish what I'm working on \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Sharing is caring"} +{"tweet": "The two people I'm sitting in between in class obviously don't know what a shower is. I. Cant. Breath \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "Pocahontas \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Holy fucking fuck."} +{"tweet": "Uppppp and at em"} +{"tweet": "@ctmcnelis sorry"} +{"tweet": "Excited for this vacation! \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Out of work an hour earlier than expected \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "4 day weekend yayayay"} +{"tweet": "@OfficialSoMo Lawrence Kansas in 5 Days!!!"} +{"tweet": "@LaurenHuskey3 and @reganlovelace ... You guys are taking forever. Me and Carson are ready! #MYGOSH"} +{"tweet": "Hopeless Wanderer by Mumford & Sons music video. Do yourself a favor and watch it. It's hilarious."} +{"tweet": "@MooBachMusic damn how were my project babies"} +{"tweet": "I think I know what happens next"} +{"tweet": "Gracelanddd ! Best. Show. Ever"} +{"tweet": "@racheymegan is always there for me \\ud83d\\ude0a #24yearsoffriendship"} +{"tweet": "@carly_odonnell oops"} +{"tweet": "@andrew_mccune you just made me feel that much better about Monday's"} +{"tweet": "@GarrettCarinci I had a feeling one of those would favorite it\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@J_SM00VE13 ahhhh no question I'd call you or @TylerKirby24 so there'd be a good knee slapper outta the situation lol"} +{"tweet": "What a disappointment you were"} +{"tweet": "@Msweat6 hell yea it isn't fun unless your fucking shit up lol. Where's the 400 been?"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could push a button to go back to some memories"} +{"tweet": "I can not express my excitement for a little break from eku. this semester had about killed me"} +{"tweet": "A new notch in your belt, is all I'll ever be."} +{"tweet": "Okay Ive seen The Hunger Games and never cried yet here I am reading the book and bawling. RUUUE. BABY COME BACK. YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME"} +{"tweet": "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not. -Dr. Seuss (:"} +{"tweet": "And to make it even worse you used profanity on Facebook."} +{"tweet": "I'm never stressed bc I don't care about anything enough to let it overwhelm me"} +{"tweet": "See, I'm looking at forever, and it's the most beautiful thing I've seen in my life."} +{"tweet": "@J_Povoski yepp saw it in theaters on Halloween actually hahaha"} +{"tweet": "What the fed gov has kids do during a shooting situation amounts 2 sit in the dark and wait 2 die. #tcot #nra"} +{"tweet": "@R0ck_V3ry_W3ll @SplashDukes lol obviously not Rockwell he's cool"} +{"tweet": "I don't really think it matters if I date a black guy or a white guy. Buuuut I don't want a bf anywayZzz\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Eventually we could see eachothers point of view. Too much pride"} +{"tweet": "Stop. Shooting. Threes. #Spurs"} +{"tweet": "If you are going to judge me like that you are not a good friend #screwoff"} +{"tweet": "@lindseyloo2323 well obviously if I don't know what was said, I didn't say it. Haha I'm sorry, but its not me!"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@TwerkNasty: @sambam91 @kingjones11 wait till we do the video\\u201dwe gotta drop something bro!! Lol"} +{"tweet": "@ryant134 what times?"} +{"tweet": "nothing goes my way but you over here are perfect"} +{"tweet": "I'm about to go into shut down mode."} +{"tweet": "That's when loyalty tested"} +{"tweet": "@sierranvickery lucky"} +{"tweet": "This would be a sucky New Year's Eve if I wasn't with @17kaufman"} +{"tweet": "These haunting movies are creeping me the fuck out."} +{"tweet": "Last I checked The Evil Dead was on Netflix. Go check it out."} +{"tweet": "being scared of the dark is such a setback when you have to potty in the middle of the night"} +{"tweet": "@Joseph_Bananas @thunderunderus yeah I could hear that!"} +{"tweet": "Ill take back those things I've done"} +{"tweet": "Do you remember the scene in Vegas vacation went cousin Eddie cooks chicken on a rock because it's so hot? #itshot"} +{"tweet": "God, I hate the feeling when something drops to your stomach. #hatethinking"} +{"tweet": "@SMarrlow looks like when we go to the phillies game on 4/20 we will treat it like an eagles game... Get ridiculously wasteddddd"} +{"tweet": "@TommyGun_22 my life story man"} +{"tweet": "@ptvfamilyuk what charity is it?"} +{"tweet": "Chris Long should have went all Kenny Powers on those gay ass Panther fans."} +{"tweet": "I'm freakin out"} +{"tweet": "Does @golfjeta still hate me??"} +{"tweet": "Can't sleep to happy \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "@_B3NN3TT Hahah thanks-_-"} +{"tweet": "We are the dining dead."} +{"tweet": "Bambi a groupie hoe!!"} +{"tweet": "Soo bored while your at work \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@melissanabel Kroger. It's a better way to shop."} +{"tweet": "How can one person screw up so much"} +{"tweet": "I try to come up with ugly nick names for everyone"} +{"tweet": "I love u guys and your dad too!!! The wholr family is awesome!!!! Tell your dad a fan said hi and he is missed greatly!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@TylerHolmquist and I bought our tickets to the @SDSUFootball v. @SDCoyotes game. Now can we please move it to Howard Wood Field?"} +{"tweet": "I wish #oomf would wake up."} +{"tweet": "@Tremainecunning no."} +{"tweet": "Anybody trying to get into something?"} +{"tweet": "@ADalessandro21 get on clash of clans dood"} +{"tweet": "@cfosher yeah yeah yeah...talk to me come playoffs!"} +{"tweet": "@skhaternation are we trying to have a student section at grant county tomorrow night? Let me know so I can get a meeting"} +{"tweet": "@josh_Huff922 watch your girl sing ;)"} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 30.60 in, Rising slowly. Temperature 0.9 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 51%"} +{"tweet": "@jamesdakota50 Yesss :) lol"} +{"tweet": "@AllysaLancaster yep for two summers"} +{"tweet": "School has no internet? Sweet"} +{"tweet": "@julieannkirk \\ud83d\\ude23 hash tag second hand embarrassment"} +{"tweet": "beach tomorrow? #textme #dayoff"} +{"tweet": "Soo this guy at Burger King today just asked for an application. The manager interviewed him and he got the job... I wish I had that skill.."} +{"tweet": "Almost 800k. I said a mill. That's wild. Highest for hip hop this year I'm sure."} +{"tweet": "@chels_leinbach Work, Wolves game, sisters bball tourney, Wild game, & bowling! Haha #BusyGirl"} +{"tweet": "cause you'll say you love me and I'll end up lying and saying I love you too"} +{"tweet": "@mollyc3 \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@callme_BFRENCH y'all ain't going to kill it"} +{"tweet": "rip me and anna friendship"} +{"tweet": "I don't think anybody feels the way. Do about you now."} +{"tweet": "@bench_ave idk this is the first pair to come out"} +{"tweet": "@WendyBleile I like it, I like it \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "Lets get a game of hide and seek going at ikea"} +{"tweet": "@PinkHighx_ how much?"} +{"tweet": "Currently in Gardner, KS, it is cloudy and it is 72F. Tomorrow there will be rain with a high of 39F and a low of 32F."} +{"tweet": "Dumbledore keeps licking me....."} +{"tweet": "I just don't see how to win... Everything costs money but its nearly impossible to make money"} +{"tweet": "Off to 4h camp I go"} +{"tweet": "@Giulia_DV kelsey"} +{"tweet": "Happy Thanksgiving! Unless you're a Packer fan...Dupe!"} +{"tweet": "I'd rather sit on a tailgate and watch stars around a bonfire than go to the mall any day"} +{"tweet": "@zoeylee97 @MoonEmojii oh ok that makes a good amount of sense"} +{"tweet": "I hope it's a sick joke that I work the next 9 days without a break AND I work doubles a few of those days \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I want to do something but I have no rides"} +{"tweet": "i wanna draw but i dont know what to draw"} +{"tweet": "and i feel like death again alright what the fuck"} +{"tweet": "I'm so behind in school \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "#rememberwhen their used to be good trends on twitter?"} +{"tweet": "@lane30lane waaaaa??"} +{"tweet": "lets see how many pairs of leggings i can fit under my jeans tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "An old friend @CraftBeerCoach is making a name for himself in the world of craft beer. He is working on a beer app @BrewHornBeerApp"} +{"tweet": "@s_gulbronson @Shlazam thats why i gave him a pen not a pencil but that was my fav pen\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "Going to class looking like I just rolled out of bed... Mainly because I did. I feel sorry for anyone in my 9:10 who has to see me today."} +{"tweet": "I did all of my math homework besides two problems\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "where"} +{"tweet": "I honestly think i threw out my retainer wtf fuck me for not being able to find it"} +{"tweet": "@Joe_Met_23 @vannellevince5 I don't like either team but Ohio State is gonna destroy UC"} +{"tweet": "@emilyannecoppa haha yeahh"} +{"tweet": "@kcrakellie sorry kellie. Those Harbaugh brothers are tough. Go Niners."} +{"tweet": "@marissa_lee156 @JustusSullivan_ hahahaha hahahahahaha"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Not a single light on in my apt & Sara comes sprinting down the hallway into my room onto my bed scaring me to death. I may actually be dead"} +{"tweet": "Spending the day on the beach by the lake (: #blessed #happyhappyhappy"} +{"tweet": "Bad habits on the horizon \\ud83c\\udf05"} +{"tweet": "I need some motivation."} +{"tweet": "@stephorablexoxo BRING WHAT"} +{"tweet": "@GabbyHiller omg\\ud83d\\ude33 thats so creepy! Im sorry for you!"} +{"tweet": "@Em__x0 @zach_connor3 he is a it ? Haha. You can see him on the weekends."} +{"tweet": "@in_a_dilEMMA and her dress looks like my dog could make it"} +{"tweet": "I'm really trying to be good meanwhile my mom asked me to make Mac n cheese for my brother...oops ate half the box while making it \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@toymachinesh @elisoncrz yeah i subbed already cause those vids are definitely a life saver"} +{"tweet": "Christmas list"} +{"tweet": "#NW Finding Nemo \\ud83d\\udc1f\\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "Those who are born free in their minds, may find themselves in 'stuck' situations but never use it as a crutch to avoid responsibility."} +{"tweet": "@CabotCoop just delivered 36. 2 lb wheels to my neighbors, Merry Christmas."} +{"tweet": "bring ur own bottled water and coffee to the hotel. they sometimes charge you for using theres. #cashchat"} +{"tweet": "@TheMaviiii what is this madness!!!! #illdmyou #noworries:)"} +{"tweet": "I downloaded Unimagine and I am happy"} +{"tweet": "Phil Hughes pitching in a big park today. No excuses if he gives up home runs today"} +{"tweet": "@Huntermoore give me a break. Show some love for my 3 on 3 team. We just won the ship what. #TOONSQUAD"} +{"tweet": "Therapy ended up being an hour and 15 minutes long today, all on the topic of domestic violence #loooongchat"} +{"tweet": "@SPastronaut_pb I don't like any of them hahaha but that's just me :) 2 things I love are simple plan and the devils :)"} +{"tweet": "@iloveyouabe lol when we were driving to Mitchell's we saw him walking with his back pack and he almost fell over in the snow"} +{"tweet": "@sjstark_ that's us"} +{"tweet": "Some just asked me if this lone, wandering child was mine. Do I look old enough to be a father of a 4-year-old?"} +{"tweet": "@SexyJessy07 please speak proper English. But blackout tinting is fine.."} +{"tweet": "@TonyYoung15 that's pretty cool. I'm going to NC in March to see Walt."} +{"tweet": "I just scream out random answers hoping one of them is right"} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph ESE. Barometer 1013.0 mb, Rising very rapidly. Temperature 54.9 F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 41%"} +{"tweet": "Girls kissing girls is trashy if you really want to know"} +{"tweet": "@HannahWinchell yes please!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Huntermoore work work work work."} +{"tweet": "@HannahHumphrey9 Jurassic park 3D"} +{"tweet": "Stopped!"} +{"tweet": "never been so happy to be home"} +{"tweet": "You're not the only one who does that, so does that mean my tweet was directed towards you? Nope"} +{"tweet": "my baby sister just asked why i have scars on my arms... im in tears what do i do omg awe"} +{"tweet": "Straightening my hair for the first time since summer \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "Yeah so, singletary fireworks make the millbury fireworks look so bad"} +{"tweet": "@CEngstrom71 @espn yes. Any network that only shows half an event is fantastic. You are correct"} +{"tweet": "Freshly shaved legs >> #sosoft"} +{"tweet": "Now accepting texts from anyone and everyone \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "My jeans are a little big but I love them ughhhh FUCK"} +{"tweet": "@sreed56ace that's amazing."} +{"tweet": "life is a series of hellos and goodbyes"} +{"tweet": "@k_nuss10 and it never will"} +{"tweet": "@JocelynPeters beyonce"} +{"tweet": "I'm beyond pissed right now.. I'm going to rip your vocal cords out of your throat..."} +{"tweet": "@CandaceCopas I'm just riding with Jordan so hopefully he doesn't go late"} +{"tweet": "Why wasn't I born a boy?"} +{"tweet": "@Cody_Cantr3ll \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I really don't wanna work today!"} +{"tweet": "Can't stand liars"} +{"tweet": "Some people have lost their mind"} +{"tweet": "No us !"} +{"tweet": "You meet people for a reason. They're either a blessing or a lesson."} +{"tweet": "@kaitlinsivv nope"} +{"tweet": "So ready for this.. \\ud83d\\ude0a #college. @KyleeAKing @WittlePeanut @tay"} +{"tweet": "@Macy_McKelley are you freaking kidding me"} +{"tweet": "Some people will never find themselves because they constantly try to act/appear like something they aren't."} +{"tweet": "Haven't even touched most of my summer assignments and I don't even care."} +{"tweet": "Blow dryer is dead #SadDay"} +{"tweet": "so weird"} +{"tweet": "i miss @abar2492 @AlyssaHolland @sammy_wammmy @lex_daawg @cheechee_19"} +{"tweet": "I THINK I LUH HER"} +{"tweet": "So glad to be out of workkk. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@kwashington92 almost there"} +{"tweet": "After you read this, @BillGates already made 1.5 million dollars..."} +{"tweet": "@GeraldDonoughe @Pirates @TheCUTCH22 can't wait to walk thru the gates of PNC tomorrow !!"} +{"tweet": "@clynn1992 thanks, ill get the last laugh . Fingers crossed that she'll get knocked up, then she'll realize that being a mom isn't easy. \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "\\Weather on the 1's\\\" stupidest change I've ever heard, news channel\""} +{"tweet": "I think you know I love you a lot"} +{"tweet": "@KrazyKiserKustm holding down the couch..."} +{"tweet": "Please just let me go home early... \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "And it's weird because it doesn't feel that late.\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I'm so motivated to take a nap. #thedailystruggle"} +{"tweet": "As if this night cannot get worse, @caitlynmac3 called me Dory because I don't remember snap chatting her"} +{"tweet": "Love is in the air <3"} +{"tweet": "Never tolerate someone making you feel like crap."} +{"tweet": "I feel like I'm about to die oh my lord"} +{"tweet": "Wtf"} +{"tweet": "@kizziah_anthony where? I haven't talked to him recently"} +{"tweet": "After an insane workout I am finally putting up my wall of tools in the garage. #mantweet"} +{"tweet": "There's something I gotta day to you"} +{"tweet": "my friends are so about their boyfriends that I feel like I have no friends anymore."} +{"tweet": "Bathrooms are so awkward"} +{"tweet": "Me and my thoughts are the most dangerous combination. I'll collaborate with myself until I'm referred to as Socrates"} +{"tweet": "Biker fox is on ridiculousness"} +{"tweet": "Eric is getting it this morning"} +{"tweet": "@BRIANDAVISLIVE AWESOME. Can't wait. Hope it isn't a 21 and over venue so I can bring my daughter again. Hate to get a fake ID."} +{"tweet": "I hate my pilates instructor but I hate my personal trainer even more!!! And that's exactly what I pay them for!! \\ud83d\\udcaa Thx guys"} +{"tweet": "I'd kill to makeout with you tbh"} +{"tweet": "@abbielicious613 I can only imagine. Do you have doggie insurance?"} +{"tweet": "I'm daydreaming of the Macburger from Town Fryer that I'm going to be eating later \\ud83c\\udf54"} +{"tweet": "I can't stand how nervous I get before Friday night games \\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "@DBaby_7 Must be nice \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@Jadah_Doll I think she us gone- so much blood on her seat :("} +{"tweet": "@RuthRunyon We do need to get outta here! Too many skanks. \\ud83d\\ude30"} +{"tweet": "Falcons always find a way to disappoint"} +{"tweet": "You know what would be cool? A date."} +{"tweet": "How exactly do you go about telling a good friend she needs to grow up and figure out there are bad people in the world"} +{"tweet": "Can't get comfy. #fuck"} +{"tweet": "I got spam"} +{"tweet": "@LisaACOTA Yeah. Basically."} +{"tweet": "All i seen was ratchets"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand how you can be that fake towards people. Grow up."} +{"tweet": "Sick of this wake up early garbage"} +{"tweet": "@NeeshaORDie lol girl you know I love yaaaaaaall"} +{"tweet": "@BKthe3 @Sam_Tse2 @alecc2 yep :) puppies are on at 8 & 9"} +{"tweet": "@bmf27 we bed to plan out Friday so were all together!"} +{"tweet": "In a field we can scream, get away with almost anything! Yeah every now and then you gotta raise a little hell.. #KipMoore"} +{"tweet": "Welllllllll.. someone should just come over and watch movies with me. #sobored #loner"} +{"tweet": "I wonder if I should text her lol"} +{"tweet": "GREAT, juuuuust GREAT. Now I'll be up all night."} +{"tweet": "My mom is literally just pissed at me 95% of the time I'm breathing"} +{"tweet": "What an idiot, I might have the flu on Friday."} +{"tweet": "@destinykiristen hahahahha"} +{"tweet": "@therealBrandy the 2nd one sucked"} +{"tweet": "@Joey_Weeks sounds like McDonald's."} +{"tweet": "@colemandebussy not till today"} +{"tweet": "Damn.. Longest message I have ever sent"} +{"tweet": "All trees look like they are just shadows or something abd the sky looks so good behind it"} +{"tweet": "@Evilsizor_68 haha ridiculous."} +{"tweet": "Butt touches 4 dayz. @julesygrace"} +{"tweet": "Chris is really trying to fight me right now"} +{"tweet": "So sick of school"} +{"tweet": "Spending my last day of summer on the beach. It's B-E-A-UTIFUL out."} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to see my son again"} +{"tweet": "I should prob not even be allowed to take Algebra I can't even do 7th grade math good"} +{"tweet": "@kayreimz @AJ_Sadowski freaking aj"} +{"tweet": "Hes up! #Manziel"} +{"tweet": "We weren't good for each other, there's no one to blame for that."} +{"tweet": "you seriously look like a troll."} +{"tweet": "Whenever I get home I just sit in my driveway and listen to music"} +{"tweet": "@joeyBADASS_ respond if you have time. Did you know you and your team were going to make it while working on 1999? #visionsclear"} +{"tweet": "Sleep. Uhm, no. Gonna be up all night. #upset"} +{"tweet": "League tomorrow. Don't really wanna go but might as well get this W real quick!"} +{"tweet": "The only person you can truly count on and trust is yourself. \\ud83d\\udcaf"} +{"tweet": "@wesramsey as a new cast member on pretty little liars? Im so not mad about it #hi"} +{"tweet": "I really should have stayed in bed all day today #sosick"} +{"tweet": "Stay naked Alcide #trueblood"} +{"tweet": "@ElFlaco1997 we were group 4 for a while. It's tough cause of big schools, group 3s been stacked in recent years too ugh"} +{"tweet": "@hwilson2009 @PinkyGuerrero @Juliemcniven yes :) thanks. I\\u2019m all about strategically hitting buttons."} +{"tweet": "But I'm a die hard fan of The Rock. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Oh god! I just tweeted lol to someone, prolly gonna get in trouble again lol jk"} +{"tweet": "@DimitriyReznich text mee! 717-649-5934"} +{"tweet": "6+ hours and counting, hot damn. #imissyou"} +{"tweet": "Bowl of heaven for the third day in a row \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@TeamPADL Haha this account makes me laugh! Especially the profile picture! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Another day another $"} +{"tweet": "@DonHedger_ shittttt I forgot. Thanks for reminding me tho"} +{"tweet": "@Kadddy_1992 & yeah, I'd be pretty insulted if someone said that to me, what I'm trying to say is if you didn't just throw your pussy around"} +{"tweet": "@Daesace_ shamrock"} +{"tweet": "52 hrs this week. I'm on my Grown Man Shit!"} +{"tweet": "If i could play if it means alot to you on the guitar id play it until my fingers were numb i love the guitar in that song i just \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Another game tonight against Vienna. \\ud83d\\ude3c"} +{"tweet": "Well that's a little depressing"} +{"tweet": "I have a feeling I won't be sleeping tonight."} +{"tweet": "You are not invited to the other side of sanity."} +{"tweet": "@USATODAYmlb @middlebrooks HAHA Applebee's?! Who are you, @JackieBradleyJr"} +{"tweet": "@dylllbuug I'm not surpised. We would have 20 people in line and there always be that one person who'd have 3/4 coffees."} +{"tweet": "I wish Neck Deep had infinite songs"} +{"tweet": "Watching the Little Mermaid \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "As if @sierralc_89 and Delani think it's okay to leave me and @mariahknight_4 for a week"} +{"tweet": "I accidently poked myself in the eye and now my eye is crying wtf stop"} +{"tweet": "Guys are so complicated"} +{"tweet": "Caring about somebody who doesn't care about you <<<"} +{"tweet": "Oh yeah, you and what army? Only the army of the living dead."} +{"tweet": "@_aTallCupOfJOE Idk exactly but if you clink the link it tells you what he was arrested for in the right hand corner"} +{"tweet": "This little kid is Bitch"} +{"tweet": "Officer Locke gave my sister 2 tickets and I get off with a warning, fuck yes"} +{"tweet": "I don't need a soap opera.. I have social networks."} +{"tweet": "@_dianep truuuue thattt"} +{"tweet": "I hope Philly smashes Dallas next week."} +{"tweet": "@sarahscarpelli ah do you have spike?"} +{"tweet": "@RC_BRENNAN called it."} +{"tweet": "Coffee coffee coffee"} +{"tweet": "@CharlesJHein let's be in a group. U basically work on one project whole semester"} +{"tweet": "And I don't feel safe at all"} +{"tweet": "Great time this morning at The Fellowsville Assembly of God! Sad that BGMC ended today but excited to announce in April who won between the"} +{"tweet": "@morgancarver12 come here"} +{"tweet": "Woah"} +{"tweet": "@f250Jim who cares lol that was the first episode where the person was reall"} +{"tweet": "I know I'm stupid for loveing him but I would go crazy without him"} +{"tweet": "@BarelyBrooke22 @Nicholass134 well I died my hair black now so there's that \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Apparently my moms married"} +{"tweet": "Cheer up \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "i mean if ur gonna talk about me u can say it to my face \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@collin3318 you fell asleep on me lol"} +{"tweet": "18..."} +{"tweet": "Obsessed with the QuizUp app. Probably going to spend way too much time on it."} +{"tweet": "Almost every time I eat I feel sick. This is why I never eat #blehhhhh"} +{"tweet": "I love the new girls dog."} +{"tweet": "#Football #NFL"} +{"tweet": "@CurlyJewFros those people would have to flee the country"} +{"tweet": "I'm just gonna watch the walking dead since the patriots decided not to show up tonight"} +{"tweet": "@timmyfranz don't beat me up"} +{"tweet": "@ladaforce what an idiot!!"} +{"tweet": "Big Papi has better offensive numbers than the Vikings."} +{"tweet": "I need a charger \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "It's always the last two hours of this trip that kill me."} +{"tweet": "This week is going by Fast! 4 day weekend next weekend."} +{"tweet": "Anybody wanna get up and down and play some pickup?"} +{"tweet": "LOL at that FAT BiTCH haha you don't know who I am you obese biotch"} +{"tweet": "Look, no one wants to text you"} +{"tweet": "@tora2reggae \\u308f\\u305f\\u3057\\u3044\\u307e \\u30b5\\u30a6\\u30b9\\u30c0\\u30b3\\u30bf\\u306b\\u3044\\u308b\\u3093\\u3067\\u3059\\u3088 \\uff1f\\u65e9\\u304f\\u65e9\\u304f\\uff3c(^o^)\\uff0f"} +{"tweet": "Wanna go to the complex but no one to go with.. #hmmm"} +{"tweet": "Whether I fail this next exam or I don't care cause I'm going to call it a semester #IveGivenUp"} +{"tweet": "#IfMyMomHadATwitter id prolly be sent away to military camp and woulda prolly never come home again"} +{"tweet": "@nikkiirushhh question, when may I check out?"} +{"tweet": "I just want to quit."} +{"tweet": "The amount of food I eat in a day is ridiculous. #ilovefood!"} +{"tweet": "Gracie is so snuggly when she knows her momma is upset. \\ud83d\\udc36\\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "These two girls in this class way too rachet lol"} +{"tweet": "@rachaelbryann gaaaaayy. we will figure it out!"} +{"tweet": "My first tweet goes out to @juliette_hiza. #Holler"} +{"tweet": "@SheaKohler saw the fuckin picture it's so awesome"} +{"tweet": "Cannot wait To go home tomorrow\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@MacyBrooke20 just saying!"} +{"tweet": "My teacher told us we could talk like 10 minutes ago and someone has yet to say a word... It's cuz we all like each other"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could post a basic post at 1am and get 10 likes within 3minutes of posting it...screw you."} +{"tweet": "Wind 4 mph ENE. Barometer 30.27 in, Falling slowly. Temperature 22.6 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 78%"} +{"tweet": "Driving around with dicks on my car thanks to @RackCityRome and @BigMan_93 \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Just finished replacing my alternator with my pops. That belt is a f*cking bitch."} +{"tweet": "@Nicole_meow kook I'm crying"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I had more homework than I actually finished"} +{"tweet": "@travisJatkins you're jealous"} +{"tweet": "17% !"} +{"tweet": "Getting my tan on"} +{"tweet": "Wow fuck today. And fuck you haters."} +{"tweet": "Philosophy is the worst thing to ever happen to the world"} +{"tweet": "@daniellejakubek I thought you had it!!! #im dying here"} +{"tweet": "Waking up from a nap and seeing I got my tax returns. #ItsAGoodDay #ChaChing"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could take you with me everywhere I go"} +{"tweet": "Flippin between the Penn State game and the Houston game so I can watch @JohnOKorn5"} +{"tweet": "@AustenTurman...... that nigga <<<<<<"} +{"tweet": "Hey @ryleyurchek"} +{"tweet": "Yeah I workout @QmannX"} +{"tweet": "@hangxyourself OH THAT'S WHY THEY'RE NICE TO YOU OK NOT FAIR"} +{"tweet": "#ThingsIHateAboutSchool he idea of actually having to be there"} +{"tweet": "@TaStY_cAit so is my 55 year old dad"} +{"tweet": "I have so much energy right now, I feel like I just did crack"} +{"tweet": "Hm. I need ways of punishing someone."} +{"tweet": "You go on to do great thing because they are inspiring, not because they are challenging"} +{"tweet": "Seriously so nice out!"} +{"tweet": "Burning the fuck out of your finger<<<"} +{"tweet": "Happy thanksgiving to everyone!"} +{"tweet": "@nevershoutlarry @Nixoxo2 dude you're such a little bitch with all your shoes\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc60\\ud83d\\udc61\\ud83d\\udc62"} +{"tweet": "@DaMarsoupial I can see it. People like us have motivation to move beyond getting screwed over. I'm used to it."} +{"tweet": "You're too late... #whynow?"} +{"tweet": "@jamiemichael22 thank you. #loveyou"} +{"tweet": "@brittmccallme past! You were right!"} +{"tweet": "@PacersNate good luck at your game tonight. ..#gowildcats"} +{"tweet": "Time and a half today makes me not mind working"} +{"tweet": "@Ericayeahsure @brookeshumar more like sophomore year."} +{"tweet": "Omg.. Hahahaha. I really hope Blake knows i'm kidding. I should really stop being so sarcastic with people i don't know.. Smh."} +{"tweet": "Some people's tweets are hilarious. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 #poorbaby"} +{"tweet": "If this sets the tone to my entire day... I think I just want to stay in bed and not face reality... #failed #fml"} +{"tweet": "One of those days \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "Is it suppose to be hot today?"} +{"tweet": "I want subway and lots of ittttt"} +{"tweet": "I didn't storm out. I walked out..Forcefully!"} +{"tweet": "Sick right before the beach.. Hate my life \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@arianaktran oh okay, yours is August 7th \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Wish I was out on the lake today. \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@MarandaFinney @JDHarless Jd she out side petting those cows\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "ugh how the fuck is it almost 12"} +{"tweet": "Over thinking."} +{"tweet": "@Lehmann_4 I'm game"} +{"tweet": "Can I stay in bed forever"} +{"tweet": "Do you ever just sit I'm class and wondered... What would happen if I punched someone right now?"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't socialize with human beings the opposite sex of me"} +{"tweet": "@nikki_saibene because you said bye\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "My haircut looks like a 43 year old woman's #livetweeting"} +{"tweet": "I guess i don't understand giving up, and i prolly never will."} +{"tweet": "First thing flo does when we walk in the door is break out the wine...every time \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Happy first day of summer everyone! #summer #beach \\u2600\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udf3a\\ud83c\\udf34\\ud83c\\udf0a"} +{"tweet": "He practically only exists to be an dick to me. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I could easily listen to #TheTwentyTwentyExperience every day"} +{"tweet": "Glad @MeadeSierra left the #FGL cd in my car \\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\udcbf\\ud83c\\udfb6 #loveit"} +{"tweet": "@alinaservetnik wait till you get a little deeper in"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had a dorm cat \\ud83d\\udc31"} +{"tweet": "@b_brennaaa oh I get it , it's tater tots with out the tater"} +{"tweet": "The past couple of months with everything have really made me rethink a lot of things."} +{"tweet": "@_iTSbEll love you more can't wait until tomorrow!!"} +{"tweet": "@shawntaks \\ud83d\\ude12 ...... I'm about to ask moms if I can do online classes"} +{"tweet": ".@addyluvzzefron oh"} +{"tweet": "#NapTime ... which means for the next hour my phone will ring with calls and texts."} +{"tweet": "Honestly playing GTAV is the 2nd best way to end the night. Not bad"} +{"tweet": "@KeatonFoxNBC5 ...the oil will flood the fields & cost more $ to clean up. So they are just letting it poison the air instead."} +{"tweet": "Done with having best friends!!"} +{"tweet": "@tatted_n_jailed but I'm not the only one"} +{"tweet": "@Alexis4013 well of coarse :) it's just our relationship :)"} +{"tweet": "@taylorwood22 me either! Did you get the link?"} +{"tweet": "@Al_Petrie the fact that you're still awake and tweeting is a major improvement over your last Friday night \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "S/o to @itz_AdOnIs for being black and being one of the funniest jiggaboos I know"} +{"tweet": "SOMEONE COME PICK ME UP"} +{"tweet": "Hey if I pinch my nose when I sing I sound kind of like Carrie underwood"} +{"tweet": "I'm so nervous for our game tomorrow. I want to win more than anything in the world."} +{"tweet": "Here we go first day"} +{"tweet": "@BradyLinebaugh pop pop"} +{"tweet": "@Joseph_Vombey7 is like Patrick off Spongebob"} +{"tweet": "Nice knowin yaaaa"} +{"tweet": "Anna doesn't appreciate compliments"} +{"tweet": "I honestly don't think I love anything more in this world than hugs."} +{"tweet": "Work hard, stay humble."} +{"tweet": "Cya later hank"} +{"tweet": "Where there is a flame someone's bound to get burned"} +{"tweet": "Just had an excited 2nd grader tell me about his mom getting off probation today. \\Yeah, she's all I got since my dad died.\\\" #perspective\""} +{"tweet": "Tits"} +{"tweet": "On break."} +{"tweet": "#NameAnAmazingBand MAYDAY"} +{"tweet": "@kaitlyn_fencik I was honestly peeing my pants \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "It most likely did because I have that effect on people. \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "It's a 5 speed \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I'm about 2 seconds away from smoking a cigarette"} +{"tweet": "Dude, once I get my license since I already have a truck I'm gonna try and make my summers like those relationships in country music videos."} +{"tweet": "@beckbeckley11 lol I'm always a good girl! ill try my best not to worry. & like your real home, With your family?"} +{"tweet": "@foxandfriends Congress is...GETTING PAID!!"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand. Why is everyone the same here? Everyone's a pothead or a drunk or just trashy in general."} +{"tweet": "Having your uncle be a chiro is so convenient!"} +{"tweet": "Some of @teganandsara 's songs make absolutely no sense, it's perfect."} +{"tweet": "@_allibooboo yes ma'am!!"} +{"tweet": "y'all gonna make me lose my mind."} +{"tweet": "@ForSureLW i speak on behalf of the whole world when i say that i hate you right now"} +{"tweet": "@RosieNary goes both ways sunshine!"} +{"tweet": "@osama_benladin you me @DownToTuck should get something going soon"} +{"tweet": "My nana is making pig feet yum"} +{"tweet": "#ImSingleBecause I'm kind of fabulous."} +{"tweet": "Just tell the truth"} +{"tweet": "@caitlyn_baird is that when you're coming over"} +{"tweet": "@CYBERBRO let's go next weekend"} +{"tweet": "UK loses first round of NIT and gets best recruiting class ever? I hate college basketball. #smh"} +{"tweet": "@oliviarohrer \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Last tweet brought to you by @KidLegendSODMG"} +{"tweet": "Wow"} +{"tweet": "How people treat other people is a direct reflection of how they feel about themselves.."} +{"tweet": "@BballProblemz especially after a loss...."} +{"tweet": "@ThatsMeMcD miss you \\ud83d\\udc31\\ud83d\\udc31\\ud83d\\udc31"} +{"tweet": "@SovietData well, it's a pretty conservative straight bar, so maybe not so much for you. Lol both are within walking distance of my apt tho."} +{"tweet": "Wouldn't change a thing"} +{"tweet": "Not sleeping tonight."} +{"tweet": "Oh well I'd rather have hips than be a stick person"} +{"tweet": "Got a bottle of jack honey and a bottle of wine for Christmas.. I guess I know what I'm doing tonight \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@doboyle15 what about @redbeard_69 and @zsmith1921"} +{"tweet": "i hate the douchebags who leave their high beams on at night"} +{"tweet": "Ready for church in 15 minutes! Heck yeah!"} +{"tweet": "@jhut44 man you're a god. Seriously."} +{"tweet": "Come see me today"} +{"tweet": "Pet peeve"} +{"tweet": "Wtf brooks?! You're just now realizing this... #TheBachelorette"} +{"tweet": "@coot_lanning haha. Girl!!! #cute"} +{"tweet": "@Robbie_Meh very frustrating! Hopefully they play better in game two!"} +{"tweet": "Those kind of convos are only meant for best friends. HAHAHHA."} +{"tweet": "@stefeipel4 aka you're coming for sure"} +{"tweet": "Taking emilee to the lake(:"} +{"tweet": "@linds2driscoll your not even a fan.."} +{"tweet": "THE TRIPLE KILL! THE BARON STEAL!!'"} +{"tweet": "@freewilson_ @WildThrnBerry14 I'm not sure, I jus entered the game myself. Can you show me a few pointers?"} +{"tweet": "@Gabriella_witt Vince is coming over !"} +{"tweet": "There's a live moth flying around.. That's cool I didn't want to sleep anyway! \\ud83d\\ude29 #scared #hatethem"} +{"tweet": "How did I just wake up and get out in five minutes \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Just realized, this is the first time in a week I've gone to bed before 4 am. #winning #exhausted"} +{"tweet": "I hate being sick \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "Ill never be anything but a Cleveland girl who fucks up everything good for her."} +{"tweet": "@KDPomp @MarkMaddenX @emptynetters has Malkin turned into Adam Oates?"} +{"tweet": "@BigGhostLtd @MacMiller he's the reason they tell you not to use a video camera in the movie theater."} +{"tweet": "I MISS THE DAYS WHEN THW WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD WOULD GET TOGETHER AND PLAY FOOTBALL AND KICK BALL AND STREET HOCKEY RIP GOOD OLD DAYS"} +{"tweet": "Whatever class just came out with suckers in their mouths, I need to enroll in"} +{"tweet": "@MEREychristmas nevermind all that I suck at spelling and tweeting so GOODBYE OKAY"} +{"tweet": "I've played volleyball all day! S/O to @AlliHoward1 for doing really good today & keeping that ball going! \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@CammyRynn2018 When you faked a pregnancy. You just a dumb skank. Go get the clap or AIDS or something like that."} +{"tweet": "Taking the beautiful @morganjosie24 deer hunting #thebigtest"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to come to Boston with me for Jason aldean in July \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "She complains she gets bullied but yet she bullies other people. Now is that \\logical\\\".\""} +{"tweet": "I hate how tight wrestling schedules are \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\udc7f"} +{"tweet": "@trantercl well ill possibly try to walk on, but I'm not sure haha"} +{"tweet": "i never know what day it is anymore"} +{"tweet": "It's crazy how out of shape I am now that I took 3 months off for surgery"} +{"tweet": "@t_wheelz3 knows I was ignoring his text \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "A month is too soon!"} +{"tweet": "Can't even begin to explain how sad I right now. If you come in the bar and see tears in my eyes don't ask. Just go with it."} +{"tweet": "Home Alone never gets old #classic"} +{"tweet": "thank you to whoever mailed me all this candy and pop cornn hahah \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Did you watch the WNBA draft? #shitnobodysays"} +{"tweet": "I was to sleep. But I'm to cold."} +{"tweet": "I hate it when guys AND girls AND dogs say \\i feel it\\\"..\""} +{"tweet": "@Rsaunders_15 technically lets just say its a do whatever the heck you want and not use the computer class its dual credits too super hard ."} +{"tweet": "@sydclarkin yep it gets worst my friend #sorry"} +{"tweet": "@AthenaSotirokos no"} +{"tweet": "Can always count on you to make things worse."} +{"tweet": "Hey Matt, you should order me one too."} +{"tweet": "Tamiera & I connect on so many levels"} +{"tweet": "I need faith"} +{"tweet": "@N_Burgess12 I'm not\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Glad my voice is completely gone."} +{"tweet": "#content \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "9/13/13. I love you.\\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@PatrickStump what's your favorite food??"} +{"tweet": "@HBerry1210 my mom just said \\no, i walkeeeen my dawwggg\\\" totally made me think of you in accounting last year lmfao\""} +{"tweet": "I think I'm actually gna try and get up early in the morning and go flea marketing and do drive-bys at yard sales"} +{"tweet": "Maybe a little attention."} +{"tweet": "#TagSomeoneYouNeverWantToLose @Katie_Senter @MattMayerII @m_smollen54 @_Livvvvy"} +{"tweet": "Had an awesome night with @chriskoppel and all the other senior reps! Can't wait for out photo shoot coming soon!"} +{"tweet": "@Kayla_Campbel Yeah but I can tell! \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Finally in bed. \\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "@RuhRoh8 @TylerSininger sorry karma!"} +{"tweet": "Mufucka's stuck on repeat...repeat...repeat on the radio."} +{"tweet": "@ducharme517 bahahaha its a joke. #chill"} +{"tweet": "S/o to the boys on the side of 275 in the truck. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18 #callme"} +{"tweet": "YAYYY! That's what I call a comeback :) #RCJH"} +{"tweet": "But either way I can't stop thinking about him."} +{"tweet": "Got three hours of sleep. Dont talk to me."} +{"tweet": "Happiness damn near destroys you. Breaks your faith to pieces on the floor. So you tell yourself, that\\u2019s enough for now."} +{"tweet": "HOLY CENTRAL FLORIDA \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "What good is all the cash if it doesn't buy time? And what good is being famous if I'm never on your mind?"} +{"tweet": "Do they sell bro tanks at the baby gap? Because I want one"} +{"tweet": "I have today off, with absolutely nothing to do. \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "I."} +{"tweet": "While everyone is with there family .. I'm making pizza #pizzapizza #happy4th"} +{"tweet": "I hate being sick all the time!"} +{"tweet": "@Jowanza yeah, I've liked having HBO Go the last few months much better. If they make it available streaming only I'm gonna for sure get it."} +{"tweet": "Yeah I need to take out the smoked out lights in the jetta"} +{"tweet": "I'll take out the back drums then if I go out and slide around I'll throw them back in"} +{"tweet": "All you ever tweet about is me #getalife \\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@sexybeard he's catching snakes in a barn.... It's pretty intense #liveaction #reallytho \\ud83d\\udc0d\\ud83d\\udc0d\\ud83d\\udc0d\\ud83d\\udc0d\\ud83d\\udc0d"} +{"tweet": "@A_otis10 want some chips and dip"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I refer to myself as a panda. I don't care, judge me."} +{"tweet": "Took a kitty claw to the eye tonight. #owwie"} +{"tweet": "How are some girls able to move their back sofas backwards when posing for pictures is beyond me."} +{"tweet": "I'm getting rid of swearing. Every time I swear this week, I will give one penny to Lindsey. Let's hope this helps."} +{"tweet": "This day needs to fucking end now."} +{"tweet": "@cassiemeza_ or a soul...... ur like a ginger u dont like happiness"} +{"tweet": "@miss_ilse11 @thejewel__ are you sure, it would look nice in your head or with a baby attached to it.oh you can use it with the nursery kids"} +{"tweet": "Snapchat has saved my night"} +{"tweet": "Awesome."} +{"tweet": "Feels so good to hear that voice #perfection"} +{"tweet": "@IamEmmettSmith Oh no, the RV belongs to some friends of ours. I've tailgated there for years though."} +{"tweet": "I mostly use twitter when I'm upset or going through something, it's the only thing I can somewhat express my feelings too.."} +{"tweet": "@shainichole11 @kennedymariah17 \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "But when I hear your name,\\nI feel rain fallin' right out of the blue sky."} +{"tweet": "bubble butt bubble bubble bubble butt"} +{"tweet": "@jeremychad dinner is in the oven ;)"} +{"tweet": "30 below zero with windchill over the next couple of days. now thats cold."} +{"tweet": "Honestly could you give me a break? I'm breaking and you don't even care."} +{"tweet": "Spending the afternoon with grandma"} +{"tweet": "Who's going to be there that's good looking\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Everyone is making me feel like a piece of shit about this adoption."} +{"tweet": "I wonder if @GregDavid24 's soup tasted spoiled because I didn't think to tell him it needed refrigerated hahaha oopsie"} +{"tweet": "@dbowen6i you talked to Brandon"} +{"tweet": "such a beautiful day out but instead I've got to work. #ashleyprobz"} +{"tweet": "Dunkins is out of blueberry donuts. COOL. \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "You're ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "And what's the deal with Thing 1 and Thing 2? What are they? And where do they come from when the car calls them? And the fish annoys me."} +{"tweet": "Do people actually even fight? I've never actually seen one."} +{"tweet": "@Sheafyy I can't help it!!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna end up spending my Friday night going to bed early #sotired"} +{"tweet": "I WANT DMT!!! @DMTryptamine"} +{"tweet": "@jwallcordes \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Going to watch my best @baileyk06 graduate from college!!! #proud #loveher"} +{"tweet": "@QuiltedMagnolia oh, i appreciate it! I'm anxious to see the owls and gecko :)"} +{"tweet": "@colfersjaw shhhhhhh"} +{"tweet": "@Ethanicles any psych homework?"} +{"tweet": "If you live off of a man's compliments you'll die from his criticism ."} +{"tweet": "@PaigeS2011 SERIOUSLY!!"} +{"tweet": "I would die if I lost my only child .. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "That was an ugly win.. But it was a win. Not ready to hear the news on Cobb and jones"} +{"tweet": "@MaxonGr @BayHerzog I didn't mean it like that..."} +{"tweet": "There is only 2 days until season 3 of #DuckDynasty and I am pumped. #Favoriteshow"} +{"tweet": "I'm so annoyed go some where else"} +{"tweet": "I miss you."} +{"tweet": "@TWyatt67 praying for you buddy! Defy the odds! #beatguthrie"} +{"tweet": "@Kingp0va girl plz provide receipts idk who that is"} +{"tweet": "why do so many people lie to me? can no one trust me with the truth anymore?"} +{"tweet": "@MattFreedson sorry, cool kids only"} +{"tweet": "Not having school Friday >"} +{"tweet": "Ay nice rainbow sketchers I had a pair like that when I was like 6 except they lit up so I think I still win"} +{"tweet": "Feeling like I get my hopes up then you just tear me back down"} +{"tweet": "Friday the 13th had to guess something bad was gonna happen... hopefully the injuries arent as bad as they look"} +{"tweet": "Nope. My beds too comfy. Why!!! :( #sotired"} +{"tweet": "@LoveMe_FuckYou what Dey do"} +{"tweet": "Fucking great I just deleted my mailbox in my sims game"} +{"tweet": "@KaylaSteele22 thank you! Love you too\\u2764\\ufe0f\\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@bedeeelia it's not even 8:30"} +{"tweet": "I Daryl dies I will drop kick the tv"} +{"tweet": "@nielsen270 lmfao I was about to say! WTF! That's cold to play me like that!"} +{"tweet": "hAlLoWeEn"} +{"tweet": "@SammiAlaminnn Olympic boxer to wow I wanna meet him!"} +{"tweet": "I'm so ready to go to the barn, staying at home is getting boring."} +{"tweet": "@meghannbuller @erinlahaye @lsujacob why don't we cook?? #brokebitch"} +{"tweet": "@blakedish you literally text me back about 20% of the time so \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "Leggo steelers!"} +{"tweet": "If I fall if I die know I lived it to the fullest, if I fall if I die know I lived to miss some bullets #kudi #pursuitofhappiness"} +{"tweet": "@emilyvonberg genius"} +{"tweet": "Lately I been, I been losing sleep\\nDreaming about the things that we could be"} +{"tweet": "Broke my cable....... Fuck."} +{"tweet": "@Crushboy31 @vleach44 Best of luck to u BP! #RavensNation will miss u!"} +{"tweet": "He did not just ..."} +{"tweet": "Today >>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@BigSexyMCHS is enjoying @HoodJesusYo"} +{"tweet": "I need to move somewhere that is always like 90 outside.."} +{"tweet": "I love making my doggy happy by playing in the snow with him. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "How did one direction best JT?"} +{"tweet": "Our first date was the Waffle House.\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Monday funday @garrett_white3 @beenjammin_S @Alec_Schafer @_kaitkait @MiSs_sSmith @aubquack"} +{"tweet": "Somebody take me skiing please"} +{"tweet": "Going 10 mph on the highway <<<"} +{"tweet": "Why is Wachusett opening this weekend it's literally gonna be in the 50s"} +{"tweet": "Watching perks with @Oxford_Emma \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a #BestfriendStatus"} +{"tweet": "@JennaSorenson8 takin people I want and shit"} +{"tweet": "@KellieEhmen #fine"} +{"tweet": "Come on Marshall!"} +{"tweet": "@C_HAWK_CIARA Good to hear! #BeNorma My tickets have been spoken for since draft day."} +{"tweet": "Having nobody to text <<"} +{"tweet": "I don't do drugs. I am drugs."} +{"tweet": "So because I say what's on my mind about a situation.. Im the bad guy.. Okay I see how this works.. </3"} +{"tweet": "@C_Hawkins_ @IsraelBarco11 well that sucks!"} +{"tweet": "People are creeps"} +{"tweet": "I wish god would hear my prayers about building a bojangles in York \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Keep to victory today.... Stop Arian Foster at all cost"} +{"tweet": "I'm on the edge of complete and utter rage. Please be careful :-)"} +{"tweet": "Omfg yo it smells like theres hot wings downstairs but ik just my luck if i sprint down there , they arent really gonn be there"} +{"tweet": "@jrdnkrs I did the same thing last week and its running well. Just waiting on the update for my iPad"} +{"tweet": "I'm so tired"} +{"tweet": "\\grandpa when did you know grandma was the one?\\\" \\\"when her sister dumped me\\\" hahahah\""} +{"tweet": "@heatherleann_ love you more!"} +{"tweet": "@KaraRomanowski wanna hangout?"} +{"tweet": "Maxwell played that about as well as he could have. Floyd just made a better play. Shame."} +{"tweet": "Luke Bryan radio >>>"} +{"tweet": "He playin on a IPHONE?!"} +{"tweet": "I'm never gonna hear the end of this omgggg\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for the new season of #DuckDynasty tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "@oliva_kosi7 @SydneyTroski how's did syd get in this lmao\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Who let James Franco get an Instagram? He needs some help I think.,."} +{"tweet": "Well I love life bahahahah not"} +{"tweet": "@Huntarrrrr46 must be a Michigan thing"} +{"tweet": "Still have no fucking idea what the sabres are doing sending Luke Adam, McNabb, and psysk back to Rochester and calling up worse players."} +{"tweet": "@ashliarlene Thug lyfe"} +{"tweet": "I know you bad, but I want you back"} +{"tweet": "@janessa_coburn I absolutely adore your twitter avi"} +{"tweet": "@aaronJohnharris no my nigga. You text me"} +{"tweet": "\\I was born without a butthole and I have a third nipple. I get whatever I want.\\\" \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand, not a worry in the world and a beer in my hand.. Life is good today \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@obeyelio I knoooowww and everyone was always like going here or going to hang with the bff and I'm like awe that's a cute tweet"} +{"tweet": "I said I'm on my way.. Not quite their yet."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "I hate calling this place home."} +{"tweet": "@megadaltron thanks, it means alot."} +{"tweet": "Is it weird that tabitha Emily and I are overly obsessed with Spanish soap opera"} +{"tweet": "@PimparooFarley I know. It's gone by so fast!! I don't like it."} +{"tweet": "Let's go Sox!!!! Wrap it up and wrap it up early!!"} +{"tweet": "Seriously Miley Cosmo is trending and #TroopThanks isn't ???? Come on people ."} +{"tweet": "@emdav123 sorry for all the tweets ;) miss you"} +{"tweet": "@darrylweston sooo... Blake & I became best friends today, which replaces us being best friends Darryl\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@Chris_WWE4Life yup now cena and Nikki"} +{"tweet": "@cody_campbell92 I need 20 to go by fast! Both boys home\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@golfwhiz16 I wish I could favorite this 10 times. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I don't have school next week!>>>>>> \\n#CoryKids\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I don't want good. I don't want good enough."} +{"tweet": "Fucking annoyed"} +{"tweet": "I loved her, not for the way she danced with my angels, but for the way the sound of her name could silence my demons."} +{"tweet": "Forever not feeling loved.. I should just get used to it \\ud83d\\ude15\\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "Now I have the worst migraine"} +{"tweet": "@lfkent YOU HAVE TOO \\ud83d\\ude2b I don't get a break til you get here!"} +{"tweet": "In need of a girls night excited for tomorrow night :)"} +{"tweet": "@BigOz18 so you are going..."} +{"tweet": "Idk if i spelt that right but oh well \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "I won't miss ripping layers of tape off my leg, that's for damn sure"} +{"tweet": "@jake_sollis well.... You're 18 so technically you are!\\ud83d\\udc74"} +{"tweet": "@heathervanhorn_ me miss you gurllllfriend"} +{"tweet": "I order pretty heathy sandwiches at Subway but always blow it when they ask if I want a cookie & I end up getting 1 of each. #everydamntime"} +{"tweet": "#ThingsISayInSchoolTheMost when will I ever need to know this"} +{"tweet": "this makes me sick to my tummy just thinking of it"} +{"tweet": "You can actually learn things from movies if you know what to look for"} +{"tweet": "#FFNow ppr league Keenan Allen or Eric Decker"} +{"tweet": "Happy Sunday! Our running errands then home to work out school stuff and study!"} +{"tweet": "@CUDInCLASSICS you are correct my friend!!"} +{"tweet": "@Leah_Alexander6 @melc0nkk it's been way to long!!! Only reason I'm looking forward to school tomorrow is to see u two"} +{"tweet": "@AStelzig there's a slight chance lol"} +{"tweet": "@AngelofDeath823 @Damien_Starr I will be sure those that want/need/deserve it would get it before anything was made official with my leavin!"} +{"tweet": "I didn't even do my homework."} +{"tweet": "@PearsonProctor nope."} +{"tweet": "you better not blame me , cause I didn't even know this happened ."} +{"tweet": "Time spent with @facethefactband and @TheDirectiveMI is time well spent. Thanks to all who came to Summerfest and made it a great night."} +{"tweet": "Wow, Ben is such a sweet talker. Such a shame he's being a douche to the other guys. #Bachelorette"} +{"tweet": "James Franklin will never get a positive comment out of me"} +{"tweet": "I really want a steak! Yumm."} +{"tweet": "@cparrottSQUAWK @AustinARCH @R_Dunn62 @dobbs_joseph @chandlerd34 @dillanshults @TristianRamsey Parrott! When you comin in Sat?"} +{"tweet": "think i just found my homecoming dress... it's bright pink. #surprise"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone else have those days where you have a ton of energy and happiness for no apparent reason?"} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph ESE. Barometer 29.92 in, Steady. Temperature 81.0 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 12%"} +{"tweet": "@taylored4lyfe_ well, if you do.. that's okay."} +{"tweet": "@KingBach the guy in the back!"} +{"tweet": "I hate Mondays"} +{"tweet": "@NdTgutie this is only the beginning #patrickhannon"} +{"tweet": "Everyone leave during their lunch"} +{"tweet": "@Country_Voices tweet more from this song"} +{"tweet": "Why does this always happen to me?"} +{"tweet": "@jheadley35 @yayadadude @JasonAnderson55 @JohnHorseNunes Zach Sudfeld bro! All topics are fair game, need some readers!"} +{"tweet": "my boyfriend got me all the newest episodes of the Kardashians, I'm dying with happiness! #finallygettingcaughtup"} +{"tweet": "Sorrry I actually have a life"} +{"tweet": "The Buick lacrosse commercial >>>\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Just got home and saw a bottle of blue wave on the counter. I instantly wanted to throw up. @lilglunt113 #bingo"} +{"tweet": "I don't think you guys understand how excited I am for subway after work"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealBlakeK ok (:"} +{"tweet": "@ginger_cutie12 shank you!"} +{"tweet": "I have no idea what I'm doing with my life and it's extremely frustrating."} +{"tweet": "@MaddieBecker13 me either I thought it was a random name! Now it makes sense \\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to care anymore.."} +{"tweet": "@The_Dopest_513 Daniel. Im gonna die without them!"} +{"tweet": "@Nicolemariex16 yeah last weekend I was supposed to go in at 5 and they told me go in at 630 instead"} +{"tweet": "Want to lick all over you before I let you have it"} +{"tweet": "@Look_its_Leah lol yes no lies"} +{"tweet": "Another appointment in Augusta... At least I got to sleep in until 7 and I'm missing school!"} +{"tweet": "The things I would do for a Sherri Hill dress....."} +{"tweet": "You need to shower"} +{"tweet": "@JenniferJHegg PLEASE \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@DTurn12 @FLOTUS @letsmove @Pinterest That is a very sad thing for someone to say."} +{"tweet": "Kinky sex makes the world go 'round."} +{"tweet": "@bestybell8 awe. I miss both of you! So pretty"} +{"tweet": "And I love you but I leave you. I don't want you but I need you! \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@TySmith580 I was about to puke because I think I have a concussion from hail..."} +{"tweet": "Love my friends! @SchmittyyJess @manda_malinski @EmilyFields12 @Zachary97316974 #goodnight #loveyall"} +{"tweet": "sometimes you realize you just tweeted something that doesn't make sense... and then you realize it's 3am #confessions #sweetdreams"} +{"tweet": "@CharlieAhern12 @JCamps3000 i like being the trendsetter #mikeybtwitpic"} +{"tweet": "I suck at Jeopardy, most of the categories are ABOVE me..."} +{"tweet": "can't hear the tv over my chewing lol"} +{"tweet": "Believe in bigfoot or die"} +{"tweet": "Today was actually a pretty good day I was in such a good mood idek why"} +{"tweet": "I need a new handbag....any suggestions. I'm too broke for anything @thorfromnor would approve of"} +{"tweet": "Officially fail at life."} +{"tweet": "Everything you do is for attention and everyone thinks you're annoying and fake please do everone a favor and shut the fuck up #annoying"} +{"tweet": "I love liars"} +{"tweet": "S\\\\O to @caemurray ad @TruthtotheCore for taking care of me at the car wash."} +{"tweet": "That dude in the ugg boots just gave me the weirdest kind of fear boner #getweirdwilbur"} +{"tweet": "@_kaae love you\\ud83d\\ude19\\u263a\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@Konchan1017 @Zlatko_Soldo can me and z be friends?"} +{"tweet": "@HottyScotty13 no definitely Friday, Saturday is whatever but you have to Friday!"} +{"tweet": "Someone just come stay the night with me.. my mom won't even notice lol"} +{"tweet": "But so jealous my parents and brother will be watching them play 1 week from today.. \\ud83d\\udc4e I wanna go :("} +{"tweet": "Well this sucks."} +{"tweet": "Sexy can I"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna spend today eating and watching A Christmas Story and National Lampoons Christmas vacation"} +{"tweet": "Can't even drink water without throwing up like wtf is wrong with me?"} +{"tweet": "It's a Friday night, it's a small town girl, everything is right and we rule the world. \\ud83c\\udfb6 #WeAreTonight #BillyCurrington"} +{"tweet": "@teamracechic hey"} +{"tweet": "@Peter_Mac30 Good luck to you too, hope it goes well!"} +{"tweet": "Please realize I no longer care. I'm tired of wasting my time and energy to go nowhere."} +{"tweet": "@brittanygrassi if I'm up for after moving in I will contact you, I pulled an all nighter so I'm shot"} +{"tweet": "You can't make someone love you, but you can show them what they're missing out on"} +{"tweet": "Probably should have studied for Spanish ...."} +{"tweet": "@masteryang66 I know right!!! It happens all the timeee"} +{"tweet": "its like the sahara is in my mouth"} +{"tweet": "@jboy56_john get me some church wine!"} +{"tweet": "Less then an hour left and this is whats going on. #thisamazesme"} +{"tweet": "@DavidSable cool announcement about Y&R+Shazam. I forget if I told you that Amanda is interning at Shazam this summer. How neat is that?"} +{"tweet": "@ATLangela that is great news."} +{"tweet": "Lets go Pitt!!!"} +{"tweet": "Tonight was the perfect night for ball..."} +{"tweet": "Can't stop sneezing & itching my eyes \\ud83d\\ude37 #allergies"} +{"tweet": "It felt so good to stunt tonight! #beentoolong"} +{"tweet": "I'm just so sick of everyone"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna get this over with."} +{"tweet": "@JamesAZack4 I only have 2 Yankees players #CanoAndSabathia"} +{"tweet": "So unbelievably dysfunctional."} +{"tweet": "I just don't understand some things"} +{"tweet": "@GracieStacks probably my farm. Word on the street is that it caught on fire. Sorry."} +{"tweet": "EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT SYRIA"} +{"tweet": "growing a beard and keeping life weird.."} +{"tweet": "@NicoleBoag1 who dafuq are you?"} +{"tweet": "@xxmlb1994 well I don't know what day. I'm off tm, I work Wednesday until 5. & we can't go Friday because I work until 10."} +{"tweet": "It was a lot harder to wake up for work than I thought. #Tired #Exhausted"} +{"tweet": "I hate when I don't find someone attractive and they message me, I'm always wondering how to let them down easy."} +{"tweet": "Beyonc\\u00e8 and Jay-Z are doing the same thing with their baby as MJ did for his, cover their faces"} +{"tweet": "@Menne131 @Trevorl8n that'd be the father Mr. Menne"} +{"tweet": "Ew that chicken thing I'm gonna throw up now eww I still taste is ehh"} +{"tweet": "@GareBear977 @AlinaRosati016 @Kyle_Scott622 @Dunker_16 i just have Charley..."} +{"tweet": "You can at least show interest"} +{"tweet": "Need more sleep"} +{"tweet": "I slept like complete shit last night"} +{"tweet": "White Walls by ryan lewis amd macklemore. Listen to it."} +{"tweet": "@tehblitz I always liked that song but never knew who played it"} +{"tweet": "@allison_grazia I hate"} +{"tweet": "Dressed in yellow, she said hello, come sit next to me you fine fellow."} +{"tweet": "@AlexVandivier I don't like you or your dumb grammar. Bye!"} +{"tweet": "That was the worst nap of my life"} +{"tweet": "Awkward........."} +{"tweet": "I really like the song \\Sinners Like Me\\\" \\ud83d\\udc4d\""} +{"tweet": "someone feel free to come write this essay for me"} +{"tweet": "Wtf \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "ah god. I really shouldn't have done that\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "LOL, WHY DID I WANT TO GROW UP SO BAD?"} +{"tweet": "Credit to Carolina's D, but the 49ers coming off a bye, at home, should've shown more. Now they need wins over SEA @ home and NO away. Yuck."} +{"tweet": "Actually I might wake up early this year bc Hiams in my first hour"} +{"tweet": "@pkoccc 59 degrees \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "Haven't used Cha Cha in awhile lol"} +{"tweet": "@liciaaaxox @niggasblike hahah"} +{"tweet": "Fucking dingus out did me on the pond \\ud83d\\ude24\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Wind 1.0 mph SSW. Barometer 30.072 in, Falling slowly. Temperature 81.2 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 67%"} +{"tweet": "That didn't go as planned.."} +{"tweet": "Duck dynasty Christmas episodes \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83c\\udf84"} +{"tweet": "This is my fav song by him"} +{"tweet": "@Dardell23 Applebee's"} +{"tweet": "I beg"} +{"tweet": "By the way I tried to say id be there waiting for... #rhcp"} +{"tweet": "If theres school tomorrow just no one go. It would be priceless to imagine all the teachers and delahunty just standing there with no kids"} +{"tweet": "It's nap time"} +{"tweet": "Gotta wait again til 11 to see walking dead"} +{"tweet": "@Zachlahti3 oh nevermind... I see it now... Thanks.."} +{"tweet": "It sucks when no one respects how hilarious my snap chats are"} +{"tweet": "Got home and the first thing zavey did was throw my phone into the sink full of water. Good thing it's still working.. \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Watching the panic room until I fall asleep"} +{"tweet": "@TaylorShaye_xo Thanks!"} +{"tweet": "broke or sprained my hand lastnight.. #wtf"} +{"tweet": "@jasonjwilde Got hosed on that play...."} +{"tweet": "Thornton is older than I thought he was, but I expect him to make a big impact. He has always had a power arm #RedSox"} +{"tweet": "@brodanwill 49 min till go time! Super excited for tonight!"} +{"tweet": "Apple Jacks though \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "completed her food and exercise diary for 02/11/2013 and was under her calorie goal #myfitnesspal"} +{"tweet": "\\@awkwardhoe4lyfe: so tell me....how does it feel to know guys only like you because they know youll sleep with them?\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Tell your bother that a professor just tweeted you and a friend & @KevinKlein_13 \\when did professors get twitter accounts?!\\\" Haha love him\""} +{"tweet": "@allyyrichardson John Locke set the guidelines for our modern day constitution be nice"} +{"tweet": "Even though it was a tragic event. I'm happy that someone made a document about the pentagon on 9/11. Most all focus is up on NYC."} +{"tweet": "Drinking and good times with family"} +{"tweet": "@syd_ebsolo I've been called an asshole before, so where are the ladies?"} +{"tweet": "@karaEdoss @KaelaKing12 are you here for the night???"} +{"tweet": "Christmas with 8 kids under the age of 8. Bring on the Advil!"} +{"tweet": "@J_Stenz22 eww I seriously almost threw up. That would've completely ruined my Friday! #toomuchtohandle"} +{"tweet": "@blACkiCE187 that's about right haha"} +{"tweet": "@JosieGreen14 if you ever need a free ride home, let me know! I know it's a long ways from GB but its always nice to go home and visit"} +{"tweet": "I just saw the cutest old couple leave Friendly's, they were wearing the same exact sweater!!"} +{"tweet": "@good_acid Kip is too perfect"} +{"tweet": "miss my best friend so much rn. never know how much you could miss something/someone until it's gone"} +{"tweet": "My nephew is so bad .."} +{"tweet": "You're 15 and talking about one night stands. Please go kill yourself."} +{"tweet": "Everyone and their dead hamster were at Applebee's tonight"} +{"tweet": "@kershner_taylor we have a test today?"} +{"tweet": "@JuressicaPark can I join you?!"} +{"tweet": "5:30 behind the library highland vs strongsville be there or be homosexual"} +{"tweet": "@Taylormaedierks okay. Love you\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "just seen a stud argue that she doesn't have to cook at home and her gf should because \\ a woman's place is in the kitchen\\\" but...im so lost\""} +{"tweet": "#ImNiceUntil you try to get between me & my boyfriend."} +{"tweet": "Grow up or give up."} +{"tweet": "I'm never content."} +{"tweet": "Wow BlackHawks"} +{"tweet": "Love OU's campus. \\u2764 #maybefutureschool"} +{"tweet": "My father inspires me . He legit doesn't care about anyone except himself."} +{"tweet": "@HashtagSheila a gift indeed"} +{"tweet": "@caseylc_10 only stop for squirrels \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "I honestly wish I had Netflix right now ..so many shows I want to watch"} +{"tweet": "Romo doing work, 500+ yards and 5 TDs"} +{"tweet": "#kentuckyderby fun!! @koriannval however I'm desperately missing my Kzoo woman @coopaloop09 @AleciaMK \\ud83d\\udc9e"} +{"tweet": "@KaitlynCorby yep and next time we are going to a vampire friendly bar \\ud83d\\ude08"} +{"tweet": "Wanna walk in these shoes? Have the outfit to match."} +{"tweet": "I shouldn't be complaining about my Stepmom going grocery shopping this late, because now I got food I can pig out on \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83c\\udf54\\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83c\\udf57\\ud83c\\udf56\\ud83c\\udf5d\\ud83c\\udf5b\\ud83c\\udf55\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@allyfrieden13 @HaleySchneider4 @alliefeldpausch we need a wigi board."} +{"tweet": "shout out to @MissCameronS for the sprinkle hook up."} +{"tweet": "@iMeaganJones it's just something that I have. You could have it too..."} +{"tweet": "@Khadiggy21 I love you. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@davidearlcook can't wait till he makes it big. Sugar Tongue Slim, is the man!"} +{"tweet": "It's hotter than @TAThiessen in a bikini here in Texas!!!! Go @Rangers !!!"} +{"tweet": "Spongebob makes me happy"} +{"tweet": "She smiles all day long, then crys herself too sleep ."} +{"tweet": "#homesick"} +{"tweet": "@KatieKruppner it's okay \\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "Just I've let down so many people today.."} +{"tweet": "@MarissaGammer YES USE YOUR BRAIN!"} +{"tweet": "Economics was not a class potus had to take in college. #SOTU"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I probably will not be able to play softball this coming year kills me."} +{"tweet": "@k_whit_holla @kingbenz12 @chels0712 I got the snapchat....nice face plant! Hahaah."} +{"tweet": "@ClarkSommer of course"} +{"tweet": "@caitlin_devers swear i crave them and a fresh made lemonade !"} +{"tweet": "I'm literally going off on everyone and everything right now. No reason really either."} +{"tweet": "Sometimes quiet is violent"} +{"tweet": "That was a wild episode of game of thrones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Bobby_Barry1 well shit. Think of something lol I can pick us up a case."} +{"tweet": "@shak717 maybe"} +{"tweet": "@unceminor @catiekingmusic so proud! Congrats my friend, that's amazing to hear!"} +{"tweet": "@AndrewChagnon can't believe you lit a neighbors house on fire. Then made it look like someone else did it"} +{"tweet": "@Ryan_King31 you couldn't guard a damn pole #hahahahahahahahahah"} +{"tweet": "No one understands the friendship @BrookeStegall and I share."} +{"tweet": "@DBLesky man, the Royals of the last 20 year's must have really wanted to be good"} +{"tweet": "@koltensmith35 check again"} +{"tweet": "One game out of the way."} +{"tweet": "I have the best Mother in Law in the world. Always thinks of others b4 herself, kind , funny & loves her sons & grandkids. Luv u Ruth Adkins"} +{"tweet": "I regret that decision!"} +{"tweet": "@fr3mad those bastards"} +{"tweet": "@purplelilgirl Didn't get it yet. Are you sure your code is right? Mine is 4 digits and yours is 5."} +{"tweet": "The Walking Dead mid season premier last night did not disappoint. It's without a doubt the best show on tv"} +{"tweet": "Brought my grandpa to the store, and he can't leave without getting my grandma a candy. I need a guy like that in my life. #takenotes #love"} +{"tweet": "A lion would never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood.... Haha #Classic"} +{"tweet": "#StarWarsRemakes The Sarlacc Pimpernel"} +{"tweet": "Besides my boyfriend of course."} +{"tweet": "Stacey's mom!"} +{"tweet": "Class is cancelled so you know what time it is, time to drinky drinkkkkk! \\u231a\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udfa4\\ud83c\\udf7a"} +{"tweet": "Apparently some people haven't learned that when your woman's helping you haul hay you don't say a damn thing about how she's doin it! Done!"} +{"tweet": "This whole waiting thing between engagement and getting married is kinda sucky"} +{"tweet": "@MeowFuckingA sounds good"} +{"tweet": "If you have ever seen me at church you've most definitely seen me get nasty"} +{"tweet": "@getdownmike that ain't me"} +{"tweet": "Finally getting my phone fixed tomorrow :) woohoo :)"} +{"tweet": "When life sucks make something good out of it #LiveLaughLove \\u2764\\u2764\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@salbellone fucking go somewhere."} +{"tweet": "Stooping with my dudes \\u2600\\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "When youre lost and youve run out of road\\nFind what I already know\\nIn the end close is all there is\\nBut you wont find this\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I could use a drink"} +{"tweet": "@ChelseaAnnMyers awh ):"} +{"tweet": "It was only just a dream.."} +{"tweet": "I think @GrangerSmith needs to come to PA !! #loveyourmusic"} +{"tweet": "Signing up for classes is so much less stressful when the average class size is about 150 people"} +{"tweet": "12 minutes to get in a mile. This is unacceptable. #OutOfShape"} +{"tweet": "Soooooooo lazy today. I dont feel like doing shit."} +{"tweet": "Go suck a dick."} +{"tweet": "It's stuff like this why I just @givethefuckup"} +{"tweet": "Omg \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Just wasted two hours of my life, \\ud83c\\udd92"} +{"tweet": "October 18th is the day my family is openly a wreck on social media. Just wait, and deal with it because we loved our grandma."} +{"tweet": "Funny how it goes"} +{"tweet": "@Crummypants I'm looking forward to it >:D"} +{"tweet": "Good morning everyone"} +{"tweet": "@Kameron_Stanko wow I see how it is."} +{"tweet": "Holy shit I don't feel good \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "I smile when Walt Jr. cries. Top 3 least favorite TV character of all time"} +{"tweet": "Every time I eat or drink anything, especially something with caffeine, an hour before I go to bed I have the most messed up dreams \\ud83d\\udc7d"} +{"tweet": "I almost forgot I have Softball today, how freaking exciting :) yay"} +{"tweet": "@WrigleyEric @laykarley I diiiiiig it. Sweet dreams friends."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@PRIEBE18 lol I'm sure"} +{"tweet": "@charleseshenour yeah haha came in there Canadian studies class"} +{"tweet": "@sgorges12 I've done that so many times!! Sorry girl"} +{"tweet": "My mucus is getting out of hand"} +{"tweet": "i HATE the outfits little girls wear for cheerleading! Why do parents think it's okay for their daughters to wear that?! #babyprostitutes"} +{"tweet": "@EMILYYJONESS not surprised its pretty awesome!"} +{"tweet": "I'd like to be at the gym right now. \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Well lets tailgate"} +{"tweet": "Gorillas> Grizzly bears"} +{"tweet": "Roadkill <<<<<< #gross"} +{"tweet": "awkward"} +{"tweet": "@fghtffyrdmns666 how did he ask you? \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to go look at the house tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "Be stronger than your strongest excuse"} +{"tweet": "Memories will stay , people won't"} +{"tweet": "guys try so hard to take advantage of girls."} +{"tweet": "@RyanBischof fuck u"} +{"tweet": "How many of you have an alligator chillin' in your backyard?"} +{"tweet": "Another Saturday at work"} +{"tweet": "@mayhemgirl70 I'm not prepared for that intense of a cardio workout at all!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Only 3/4 of the crew is here. \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Oh my god it is so hard for me to read tweets with obvious spelling errors and not correct them \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "@ethandr8 what is up my boy! Welcome to the Twitter-sphere!"} +{"tweet": "My mom is obsessed with pictures.."} +{"tweet": "I don't even know anymore."} +{"tweet": "@leighcrystal15 Bri is missing Crystal. Aka we need to hang out."} +{"tweet": "Pretty sick watching my buddy @RossKSU7 on ESPNU right now at work. Go Wildcats!"} +{"tweet": "I hate people that are allergic to peanut butter like get out"} +{"tweet": "@Saxual_Strouse lol im not the only one"} +{"tweet": "Of I really just hashtag that"} +{"tweet": "@AFI you guys were incredible tonight!!! So glad I got to see you!"} +{"tweet": "@_theMAESTRO_ yeah I have a Managerial Accounting exam today sigh"} +{"tweet": "I've been cheated on by two people what the hell made you think id put someone through that?"} +{"tweet": "Last day of work til Thursday. Can this shift be over already so I can see Kevin?.."} +{"tweet": "Lend me your eyes."} +{"tweet": "@capstylemag such a fun post to write!!"} +{"tweet": "@nancyyninja doubtful. Were watching Gideon's Trumpet again tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "bored, tired, & there's a lot of pain in my knee. bleh! I really hope there's nothing seriously wrong with it"} +{"tweet": "If you're mad at someone else don't take it out on me because I will never do that to you"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure I just watched a drug deal."} +{"tweet": "@AlexisColeman16 folding laundry! Hby"} +{"tweet": "Only I would get pelted by one of the fireworks. #myluck"} +{"tweet": "Well freshmen year flew by let's hope the summer goes slowwwwwww. \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "@sophia0xx @Ngore1012 says I look like her"} +{"tweet": "I love the things you do. it's how you do the things you love \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "I hate when @AmyTavares goes to college I need her here always"} +{"tweet": "@NNihill okay fine you're too cool for boats more for me \\u26f5\\ud83d\\udea4\\ud83d\\udea3\\u2693"} +{"tweet": "@sidcelery @GrantJames_CFC I think it's time for Frank to do what Maka did and play just once a week. JT may need to take a rest this break."} +{"tweet": "@zachattacckk01 @JocelinOWLout stud"} +{"tweet": "I love having my own place because now I can walk around with nothing on \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "It's hair mask time."} +{"tweet": "Fun summer nights&& long cuddles"} +{"tweet": "@Mad_Madii I know right !!"} +{"tweet": "@maciw_macipoo no . I'm not hungry ."} +{"tweet": "Don't come to a browns backers bar and complain that there are too many browns fans. IM SORRY THIS ISNT THE VIKINGS BAR BYE"} +{"tweet": "@aaronfox72 \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "every time I reach out my fingers, it seems like more than distance between us \\ud83d\\udc96"} +{"tweet": "@Hayy_smifff I'm not complaining, I was trying to do something today!"} +{"tweet": "Love that @BrianCardinal is back at Purdue and in today's Exponent. All time fav player hands down #35"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Shit like that is just stupid"} +{"tweet": "Awkward."} +{"tweet": "I've been in such a bad mood today and I have no clue why."} +{"tweet": "There is a man wearing flip flops.... Flip flops. Why. Why please tell me why"} +{"tweet": "Nick always says he's not staying then falls asleep lol #weirdo"} +{"tweet": "@PaytonDrake just cause he knows I'm the #1 angel"} +{"tweet": "You'll do big things down there in Missouri!! Make it happen!!! See ya at Christmas:) GOD BLESS @Ben_Is_Second"} +{"tweet": "I don't think I've ever met someone who didn't like #Blink182"} +{"tweet": "Michigan cannot miss"} +{"tweet": "Some walks you just have to take alone.\\ud83d\\udc63"} +{"tweet": "It never ceases to amuse me how useful a misspent youth can be."} +{"tweet": "That was a subtweet btw.."} +{"tweet": "Baseball is drawing closer, can't get over how anxious I am."} +{"tweet": "leaving the house before the sun rises<<"} +{"tweet": "@cedes_pratt599 I'm always at your house i go home and throw shit in there then leave. Haha. :) #Shutup #Faggot"} +{"tweet": "Jordan Hall again #GoBucks"} +{"tweet": "#IGetAnnoyedWhen people act like they care. I don't have time for that shit. Just be straight up with me."} +{"tweet": "THE ONLY LIQUID MY PARENTS LEFT ME WITH WAS DETERGENT? THANKS ILL JUST EAT THESE GRANOLA BARS AND DRINK THIS SOAP FOR CLOTHING"} +{"tweet": "@ShelloKittyyy Good thing he was. That kid needs help, like when you offered him a Swedish fish and he went all technical."} +{"tweet": "\\Brendan is also our favorite even though he doesn't play anymore.\\\" #tmlt\""} +{"tweet": "Always want what I can't have.... Or what I used to have"} +{"tweet": "My only day off this weeeek finallllyyyy"} +{"tweet": "I miss my dad..."} +{"tweet": "why are Luke Bryan and Blake Shelton matching idk"} +{"tweet": "Watching movie 43 it's weird af"} +{"tweet": "#WeCantDateIf you won't travel with me. I wanna see the world\\ud83c\\udf0d"} +{"tweet": "I guess its bring your pet to class day..."} +{"tweet": "@R0throck @kody_trude Mr. Landscaper over here"} +{"tweet": "Sooooo tell me why I'd make out with my best friend while family was around .... I'm joked right now \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@twjpdx23 @trimet i pay thousands in #trimet taxes a year."} +{"tweet": "@katherine_meuse is my favorite since she wraps my food up and makes it look cute \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "time to have fun at the river"} +{"tweet": "I'm all irritated and shit and have to be up at 6."} +{"tweet": "My loves \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "amras mom keeps talking about how i got fatter dude stop\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Time to go get a bottle of wine :)"} +{"tweet": "We just try to be better than we were."} +{"tweet": "Your my voice when I can't speak."} +{"tweet": "Enjoyed bingo tonight, @LoggersBaseball, kept everything interesting. Awesome to win home opener also. #summer #baseball"} +{"tweet": "Overall today sucked"} +{"tweet": "Having a little me time enjoying some arbor mist wine..@brandihayes I bet that brings back the memories doesn't it lol..miss you \\ud83c\\udf77\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Such a fun night! Glad i got to see my C-Store ladies!"} +{"tweet": "Sleep deprived"} +{"tweet": "@amandagroskopf fag"} +{"tweet": "#JustinTimberlake ....#NSYNC? Are there you there?!"} +{"tweet": "For a defense, a snowstorm like this is heaven #DETvsPHI"} +{"tweet": "@KaayMaariiee well i better not show you where the lemonade is made"} +{"tweet": "@Jayjackson58 awwww\\ud83d\\ude0d\\u263a\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Don't let em say you ain't beautiful"} +{"tweet": "Am I the only one awake right now"} +{"tweet": "@CBSBigBrother #bbchicken"} +{"tweet": "Netflix binge #OrangeIsTheNewBlack #obsessed"} +{"tweet": "@jvwieser but now since the test isn't until Thursday I don't have to work on it until Wednesday night......right?"} +{"tweet": "I cannot stand when people k me.\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "There are so many situations in life that are hard to walk away from...standing next to a heater when its cold is one of those situations"} +{"tweet": "Whys it so cold in here ugh"} +{"tweet": "One Tree Hill time\\u2764\\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "Breakfast in bed is the best #WarmAndCozy"} +{"tweet": "\\He just asked where I got my bag, if it's from here in town.\\\" @eshriver1 heard \\\"he asked me where I got my badge, if it was from Vietnam.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Remember something... These people don't give a FUCK about you unless you're doing something for them"} +{"tweet": "The fact that my only friend is my dog makes me want to reevaluate my life."} +{"tweet": "@_KatMorrison ill keep It just for you (;"} +{"tweet": "so glad I got out of that\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Glad I got to see my Hayward loves @morningwood34 @PeterAndersonRF @jacobs_skidoo and #TwitterlessErika \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to see my boyfriend todayyyy. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "How do I even manage \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@TheBovsWho: Today i learned that \\u201cbae\\u201d stands for \\u201cbefore anyone else\\u201d and here i was thinking it was just slang for baby or something\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "sure be cool if you did"} +{"tweet": "If only"} +{"tweet": "Great. Card number was stolen in the Target hack. Thankfully Chase stopped any actual money from leaving my account. Still pissed though."} +{"tweet": "Hopefully, this task goes to Team Power. #CelebApprentice"} +{"tweet": "@kristinamarie8D wouldn't I had enough energy to push her out in 15 mins if I was in that pain from the contractions for 12 hours!"} +{"tweet": "@JessiMokaJoe OK. Don't be afraid to ask whenever you might want to~"} +{"tweet": "@TatumMack26 Sames #thestruggle"} +{"tweet": "when your 8 am class gets cancelled >"} +{"tweet": "Begin months of chapped lips and numb feet"} +{"tweet": "It's not about what you're capable of, it's about what you're willing to do."} +{"tweet": "That was the best nap of my life .."} +{"tweet": "@rkelly I love you !!!"} +{"tweet": "@NatalyNguy really"} +{"tweet": "I was so out of it last night, I almost forgot I have work today \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "never good enough for me"} +{"tweet": "@tghq I don't have the game or else I would play"} +{"tweet": "The power is out.. What?"} +{"tweet": "Feel like a loner not going to the fair thing."} +{"tweet": "@Rowlstud I just got home. Wahhh! :("} +{"tweet": "@sydneymitchell5 @BiG_NASTYY22 I'm coming too haha"} +{"tweet": "So. Pale. Resist getting a tanning package, resist it."} +{"tweet": "Pruned the apple trees last week and needed to spray with sealer. I put my hands in the sealer. I am #Waterproofman"} +{"tweet": "@bruised_apple alright.... just use a towel to hold the hole and you will be fine to use it"} +{"tweet": "Oh yeah ps. If I hate you enough. I'll give you mono. And I have the 1% strain soooo YOU'RE SCREWED #watchyoback"} +{"tweet": "@_christinamurph you should feel bad for me I'm a sad innocent young girl afraid of the big world in front of me #wut"} +{"tweet": "#JusinMeetMurelle @justinbieber \\ud83d\\udc51"} +{"tweet": "@AustinLayne18 should be. If my moms lazy ass come to the Administrating office."} +{"tweet": "Happy"} +{"tweet": "@_YoungR3ckless WRONG."} +{"tweet": "To cut or not to cut my hair #someonepleasehelp"} +{"tweet": "@cherylpoestone @3phibotticelli my bad...I just wead the feed. #BaconBeer please! #NipClub"} +{"tweet": "My sister leaves Sunday \\ud83d\\ude13\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Montreal bound with the boys"} +{"tweet": "I wanna play ghost in the graveyard"} +{"tweet": "@coastin2012 I am, it's still hot! \\ud83d\\ude1b"} +{"tweet": "Yeah we are those kids on the quad smoking the hookah as a ninety person tour group walks pasts \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@harlesmcgeee LET'S SPIN TOGETHER BEFOREHAND OKAY DOUG WILL LET ME BORROW A FLAG SO WE WON'T HAVE TO TRADE OFF AND ON"} +{"tweet": "Hope to see everyone in clarion tonight #thelights #indiannation"} +{"tweet": "@JoeFinlayson1 @GauthierDalton truthfully, I don't think so whatsoever, shit I stay swaggin my sweats anyways \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "Getting the outcome you want in a situation is very rare."} +{"tweet": "@tiffuhhnayy At least you and I know our lives are."} +{"tweet": "@Whitaker_T haha oh yes!! Gotta get these white legs to see some sun! lol"} +{"tweet": "@AngelicaKATU Very funny!"} +{"tweet": "Look a like I'm single for life everyone I'm single for life"} +{"tweet": "Me and @allisonowak are gonna Miley trashy wasted. \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "Gonna try to make it through the CBS pre game sad story segment without crying this year. I'm 0 for last decade. #\\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "its not funny people are sick"} +{"tweet": "Just now settling in that we are officially on break \\ud83c\\udf89\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Everybody get your asses at the HYCC tonight at 6 for the hockey game against sandwich #TheStable"} +{"tweet": "I want to make dinner....but my bed is so comfy and my room is so warm from all these candles \\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "@NewmanGaby I'm right here \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Ken you not"} +{"tweet": "@kayboals1 yeah ugh, I live at work come see me plz"} +{"tweet": "@AnnaNicole44 go heat"} +{"tweet": "you care why ?"} +{"tweet": "Thank god for iPhones! #lookingupgamewalkthroughs"} +{"tweet": "@caaaitee I'm game !"} +{"tweet": "@shot_COLLER are you going?"} +{"tweet": "I can't take another second of this goddamn town"} +{"tweet": "@Barbaro1420 the booms are annoying....as are people trying to sell picks"} +{"tweet": "It's too windy for spring"} +{"tweet": "Gatsby"} +{"tweet": "I need to go back to bed.."} +{"tweet": "I'm soo not getting sleep tonight... Stupid electronic baby..."} +{"tweet": "@edsheeran Right now \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "@slyspirit @PhilipBloom I'm American and I demand instant gratification! ;)"} +{"tweet": "Mom go away now"} +{"tweet": "@DezBryant now we need the Boys to bring another SB to Big D! #GoCowboys"} +{"tweet": "@_meesh11 I did not but I do have a bigger one. I'm gonna call tomorrow, they were closed for the holiday last week."} +{"tweet": "So let's not get carried away with the process of elimination, I don't want to waste your time"} +{"tweet": "My girlfriend seriously is the best\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Funking Tim"} +{"tweet": "@lydiabarakat you should go because that lineup is A+"} +{"tweet": "@KirkStandridge @BrookeHeyingx3 come inside"} +{"tweet": "To go to the manheim football game or not to go #hmm"} +{"tweet": "Lol I said I dont wanna waste your time & then sent a novel to him \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 oooopppps \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Mom can we please move? right now I'd settle for anywhere."} +{"tweet": "The only things I will regret in life are the good things I did for the wrong people"} +{"tweet": "lol I've never been in a meaningful relationship"} +{"tweet": "lazy Sundays are what I live for"} +{"tweet": "@kirbymassattack oh my God!!!! My hair! It's long. And I was skinny! Let's go back a couple of years. Please"} +{"tweet": "Big bag of milky ways and 24 pack of Mountain Dew. They call me mr. Healthy."} +{"tweet": "I need a bottle of blackberry wine and cheese & a good hang. @ExaNicole"} +{"tweet": "I take two steps back and release myself to put platinum and gold on the record shelf."} +{"tweet": "They gave me fucking Nast PB&J. The reason I'm in here is cuz they tried to make me eat that shit in the first place. Fuck this school."} +{"tweet": "@Samantha65341 Liv will be our #1 fans \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "You don't text me"} +{"tweet": "One of my friends needs to have a bonfire. And then invite me. I'll bring marshmallows I promise."} +{"tweet": "@RachelBrooke99 but leigh has her senior pics in the morning..."} +{"tweet": "I'm so upset I have to work Friday so I can't go to the homecoming game \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@starlabivey you amazing and exciting life"} +{"tweet": "@ianmcreech I'm so jealous!!!"} +{"tweet": "I can't believe the lights burnt out in the bathroom as I was showering. Like wtf."} +{"tweet": "@aiden_pressel_ but liked my selfie on Instagram what is this oh my Christ do it again"} +{"tweet": "No pass rush ever"} +{"tweet": "@Tommyboy245 oops little late for that \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Bitch, if his ex is still calling it's because she's still getting an answer. #obviously #dumbass"} +{"tweet": "@its_Brob Cousins was inexcusably awful..."} +{"tweet": "@jakemaxw3ll I love Andy"} +{"tweet": "@hanburkesays I'll take your word for it\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Haven't locked myself out all semester. And now i've done it twice in three days #wtf #stressed"} +{"tweet": "@JackByrnes69 oh really??"} +{"tweet": "excuses #thatsthatshitidontlike"} +{"tweet": "9 AM game against the best team in the tourney... What.."} +{"tweet": "@jenny_pace13 awe I'm sorry she will turn up soon!"} +{"tweet": "This weekend was awesome"} +{"tweet": "If u can't find a man who can shoot a hoop or rap real good . . . Jus date a musician !"} +{"tweet": "Its so cold in the deep \\ud83d\\ude33 @bryantransom"} +{"tweet": "The NHL is back which means I will continue to do exactly why I did during the lockout, watch hockey."} +{"tweet": "Like Bryan and Florida Georgia Line here we come! #RaleighBound #Yee \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude01 @Samantha62992 @savannahclilly"} +{"tweet": "There's a fire kindling in my chest"} +{"tweet": "@Jackson_Smith16 fuuuuuu haha I would but I have a game tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "Monroe is not that bad as I though"} +{"tweet": "I love @laurawbush and I love W. too. I just want to eat dinner with them one day. #classylady #ripgeorgejones"} +{"tweet": "I love you baby Kaydy!"} +{"tweet": "Cider mill next weekend anyone?"} +{"tweet": "Doug, you bastard."} +{"tweet": "When my dealer is late #shitidontlike"} +{"tweet": "@Scott_Siener @locr0n it does lol"} +{"tweet": "Interesting spring trip already."} +{"tweet": "You have to go through the worst to get to the best."} +{"tweet": "#Ew"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you im brand new"} +{"tweet": "I need something to do tonight"} +{"tweet": "@jessepafundi were shooting getting ready at the Ace and then Blue Hill."} +{"tweet": "People are soo strange \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "So much stuff I was supposed to do tonight and didn't.. #uhoh"} +{"tweet": "Pat's going to get fitted for his tux today for the wedding in May \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "KISS MY ASS \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "@MaLiKa__Babee I think so. I know Corrie will be, but Ben might have to work. I'm not sure."} +{"tweet": "In your dreaaams"} +{"tweet": "I. Need. Food."} +{"tweet": "I hope an alumni game is in the works when @ToledoWalleye have their outdoor game next year. Storm/GoalDiggers vs. Ft. Wayne Komets?"} +{"tweet": "Well almost got jumped happy Friday"} +{"tweet": "@Trae_Shirey made my day \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "All I want is water or powerade right now."} +{"tweet": "Hope I don't lose all my wisdom now that the teeth are gone."} +{"tweet": "I am so freakin' drunk right now. Your mom even looks hot right now!"} +{"tweet": "Light beer is really full of itself lately #Getoffmuhdick"} +{"tweet": "@ale_stanish tu siempre estas conmigo, as\\u00ed que s\\u00ed cuenta."} +{"tweet": "When I get out of here I'm going straight to sleep \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Why you gotta be so mean? \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@chowsocoldd Yayayay, love you too bb \\u263a\\ufe0f You still haven't came to see me \\ud83d\\ude10\\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "Alright, while it is interesting, I'm over this seminar right now. Get me to the Pub!!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm guessing the packers playoff captains are.. Woodson, Rodgers, Raji, Mathews, Cobb, and Jennings."} +{"tweet": "#ICantGoOneDayWIthOut correcting someone's spelling in text messages. #SorryNotSorry"} +{"tweet": "Something's in my cornea. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@ziggboul215 yeah we do, see you there"} +{"tweet": "I mean Riley hasnt even went to base camp yet and I am already filling paper work out for him going to army functions with him and alot more"} +{"tweet": "@BenDeritter effer."} +{"tweet": "Here we go."} +{"tweet": "Currently getting my hair done in good ol' river falls :) #goodtobeback"} +{"tweet": "be the reason someone smiles today \\ud83d\\udc98"} +{"tweet": "You can tell so much about someone by their phone case"} +{"tweet": "@hunterfingbrown dude I'm serious. And bring rory.. And Andrew"} +{"tweet": "@slamajamaa @tatehamblin that's what I was thinking \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "This whole new sleeping naked thing is great #cantstopwontstop"} +{"tweet": "@rosie_becker13 you're welcome"} +{"tweet": "@kishsticks well now that's just fantastic. Congratulations sir. You just finished the Boise state upset of Oklahoma."} +{"tweet": "Stay the hell out of my dreams #thx"} +{"tweet": "@ajberube NHL network replays NHL tonight until noon"} +{"tweet": "I am getting no sleep"} +{"tweet": "It's not just something you take, it's given."} +{"tweet": "Shower then Bed"} +{"tweet": "@sergeibaka9 shoulda won #dpoy"} +{"tweet": "Feeling Orange. #OSU"} +{"tweet": "I just love being lied too! Lol NOT"} +{"tweet": "@RaelynJade congrats!!!!!! I'm so happy for you!!!!"} +{"tweet": "I really miss you \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@Sierradm10 wow you and Brennan are great for each other lol \\ud83c\\udf55\\ud83c\\udf54\\ud83c\\udf5f"} +{"tweet": "Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion"} +{"tweet": "My mom > your mom"} +{"tweet": "I had a good dream last night. It sucked because I woke up and knew nothing like that would ever happen"} +{"tweet": "One thing I wish I was old enough to have watched was AI play in Philly in the early 2000's. #CongratsAIonagreatcareer"} +{"tweet": "@kararudman I did not, hahaha."} +{"tweet": "@AbbyClanin22 I'll have the gnome kill you"} +{"tweet": "I make moves, you gotta remember... dude you move like a beginner!"} +{"tweet": "I look incredible"} +{"tweet": "@Nicolas2321 I going to miss you guys :/"} +{"tweet": "When your parents are at the CHIEFS GAME in a LUXURY BOX and get to go on the FIELD after the game and I'm sitting at my house not there?"} +{"tweet": "I do not know what to do about this"} +{"tweet": "Hockey is my life! \\n#hockey"} +{"tweet": "@ShanequaDawn we should have our own tv show lmfao"} +{"tweet": "Everyone is crazy about these music awards I'm over here like.. Let's watch last seasons supercross"} +{"tweet": "It hasn't really hit me that Christmas is in 2 days.. how did this happen bc I don't get it"} +{"tweet": "@Twerk_Summ gummie bears on the floor me:shit just got real......"} +{"tweet": "@EColaiacovo @RaymondWWalter Let's just say I wasn't expecting to hear my name called to second anything and panicked a little."} +{"tweet": "Indians home opener and i have to fucking work shitty as fuck!"} +{"tweet": "@zachsteiner_40 how so"} +{"tweet": "This bed feels amazing \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@B_Rabbs congrats buddy, well deserved. I'll be there next week. Remember our bet. #hershey bound"} +{"tweet": "@Trismashalon ik people love me"} +{"tweet": "Jack Reacher reminds me a lot of myself!! Lol just saying"} +{"tweet": "I'm not gonna be able to sleep again tonight... Shoot me please."} +{"tweet": "You make us need a drink! #OldManFreeman"} +{"tweet": "Hannah just made me pee myself."} +{"tweet": "@lil_gibbyboy @Timmy_Dayton @KingKobe27 @kevinbr76921269 @Mason_2210 Tomorrow boat ride/crater then mini golfing & sleepover at my place?"} +{"tweet": "GODDAMMIT I JUST WANNA WATCH THE WALKING DEAD BEFORE THE NEW SEASON COMES"} +{"tweet": "I say fuck a lot... #fuck"} +{"tweet": "@forever609 I mean leaving is the safer choice"} +{"tweet": "@S_Jenkins20 you're two weeks into it."} +{"tweet": "It still hasn't hit me that it's the last week of summer.................. Holy shit."} +{"tweet": "You can't tell me you don't want these to be your team show for the Drew University Rangers created by yours truly @OffTheGlass_11 @bmclghln"} +{"tweet": "I need a good nights sleep"} +{"tweet": "@bradyszuhaj hahahah seriously? I mean. I have the dye so. \\n\\nTHAT JUST MEANS YOU HAVE TO COME TO ORMOND FOR THE DAY HAHAHAAAA"} +{"tweet": "@princessburrxo lol I love you boo bear! \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "This Bull's game is stressful"} +{"tweet": "I'm not even bothering with the post game. I'm waiting for a win. #Sabres"} +{"tweet": "@C_Ballard304 better not be sarcasm\\ue40e"} +{"tweet": "We wish for all the wrong things."} +{"tweet": "My hair is so long \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "111\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udd25\\ud83d\\udcf2"} +{"tweet": "@Nikki_Tomov @Careybaby09 hahaha I feel like it's been years since we too this but it's only been a few months!"} +{"tweet": "Done bought us shots of moonshine @Kara_Brooke21 #lookout"} +{"tweet": "@hollyxxschuur oh my god...\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude02 How do you remember that?!"} +{"tweet": "Might actually run to the gym.... sike that hills to crazy"} +{"tweet": "I haven't seen one flake."} +{"tweet": "@RWunnecka love you hunny! I'm here if you need anything\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@JayAsh413 oh yeah? \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@T2daNaeNae oooooooh kill em"} +{"tweet": "Considering bar hoping while sober tonight? Just to meet some new people."} +{"tweet": "@jenconservative \\nOn ebay. \\nIt's on the back of a card from the previous photo I tweeted."} +{"tweet": "I need a book to read that takes places in NYC! Obsessed! Any suggestions?"} +{"tweet": "Creepy ass fucking walk home."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udfb6\\youre all i ever wanteddddd\\\"\\ud83c\\udfb6\""} +{"tweet": "@PrinceAladdin10 my daddy"} +{"tweet": "Ugh. My sister lives in the bathroom"} +{"tweet": "@TinaMadrina okie"} +{"tweet": "@MaddyOwen2 effing liar"} +{"tweet": "Is it necessary to practically makeout with your significant other in the library?"} +{"tweet": "yep."} +{"tweet": "TRUE game sneaks up on it's prey when they least expect...fools who underestimate are the best marks of all."} +{"tweet": "@scole_332 You know better than to use that word with me."} +{"tweet": "how do I feel so right by doing the wrong thing"} +{"tweet": "Sooooooo bloated #idgaf"} +{"tweet": "Shoulda just slapped me in the face. Would've felt way better than that.."} +{"tweet": "@_BlackBeard_25 your comin back?"} +{"tweet": "cant believe you just said that honestly"} +{"tweet": "My parents gave the delivery boy $5 and a donut....."} +{"tweet": "SUN\\u2600 I've missed you"} +{"tweet": "@ladygaga SO FUCKING EXCITED TO SEE YOU TONIGHT!!!!"} +{"tweet": "My dad texts me more than anyone else does. That should explain my social life #NonExistant"} +{"tweet": "@PHG_Savage fret over it all if I get any or give any"} +{"tweet": "@BlakeHughes5 they are 300 brand new and mine are brand new used a little in perfect condition. So 240 I'd say. Whatcha think,"} +{"tweet": "I ran off and ran on to something that I swore was anything but beautiful. I only say that word for you."} +{"tweet": "I'm now refered to as \\him\\\" in my household. Superb\""} +{"tweet": "Remember to post \\links\\\" to your LPU profile/Blogs :)\""} +{"tweet": "@halfdubbed lol"} +{"tweet": "@maysonderulo @kenIdoyou do you work Friday?"} +{"tweet": "I'm mad how the Bank of America in Gville closed down."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude2a\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone know do they have good deals for tanning in Albion? I just don't feel like driving all the way to Jackson to tan."} +{"tweet": "@mk_deighan MISS YOU MORE! Come stay for a weekend!!!"} +{"tweet": "The day of fake Michigan and Michigan State fans is upon us"} +{"tweet": "Deleting my twitter. Bye\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Hunt's salty"} +{"tweet": "I got a picture with Squanto I feel famous"} +{"tweet": "@jonseyy17 yes ma'am \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I woke up craving chocolate. #mustsayno"} +{"tweet": "@ALISHAA_E you didn't sext me back \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Barely getting to talk to my boyfriend @Upper_Decker31 today<<<<"} +{"tweet": "Nevermind somehow I have two instagrams"} +{"tweet": "@HaleyThompson5 don't put two in the same cage! They eat each other .) #cyclopssmile"} +{"tweet": "@MikalaHellickso I kinda worse that wrong oops!"} +{"tweet": "I'll never fall for that ever again #lessonlearned"} +{"tweet": "Why did I just eat three bagels..."} +{"tweet": "I have blisters from painting so much. Great."} +{"tweet": "I POOOOOP on that exam \\ud83d\\udca9\\ud83d\\udca9\\ud83d\\udca9\\ud83d\\udca9\\ud83d\\udca9"} +{"tweet": "Kate and I freaking out after we saw the palace bc gossip girl"} +{"tweet": "@KyrieA_ \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "HAHAHAHA"} +{"tweet": "Imma put rogain in my butt crack n grow a stinky forest! Lmfao!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Still awake running a buddy home to tulsa"} +{"tweet": "Someone meet me in the lobby after class?"} +{"tweet": "My fave moments at the Metrodome are the @Twins winning the World Series in 1987 and 1991!!"} +{"tweet": "@alyssaaa31 but sleeping is for the weak and I am strong\\ud83d\\udcaa"} +{"tweet": "My dogs an asshole \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Stupid"} +{"tweet": "LT just like in The Intouchables"} +{"tweet": "@MikaylaPyatt if you would of been there to hear my speech you would of understood it!"} +{"tweet": "This is the earliest I've been at the gym in a while"} +{"tweet": "This officiating is awful."} +{"tweet": "@loren_pilon okay deal"} +{"tweet": "me & jake just tweeted the same shit. #Creepy"} +{"tweet": "@BDye3 I swear they're the same damn person lol I mix them up all the time"} +{"tweet": "I can't stand rude kids. Seriously some parents need some parenting classes bc if they're kid was my age ida busted him in the mouth."} +{"tweet": "Working till 8:30\\ud83d\\udc4c #TheGrind"} +{"tweet": "I hope I get my swing back before tomorrow. #hittingslump"} +{"tweet": "@aryannahm when we Drive in your car.. ill put it on;)"} +{"tweet": "@CheerGirl007 \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 that's hilarious!! At least it's not her face... \\ud83d\\ude33 she not preeetty.."} +{"tweet": "@NASCARrants Hell yes"} +{"tweet": "If everything you say in life is based on 140 characters, get off Twitter"} +{"tweet": "@LoganMarable \\ud83d\\ude09 gotchya."} +{"tweet": "@CalCoItalian and a chipotle."} +{"tweet": "Don't judge me"} +{"tweet": "You are my treasure"} +{"tweet": "Earliest I'm going to bed all summer now"} +{"tweet": "Wouldn't it be the best damn day if everyone took time to breath #O.A.R."} +{"tweet": "Stopppppp"} +{"tweet": "This one is for the ones who choose to be losers."} +{"tweet": "Kinda laugh when people ask me if I'm going to waterama... Like psh waterama comes to me"} +{"tweet": "That did not just happen \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 never in my life \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 @BamBamsGirl_"} +{"tweet": "Why the hell would you ask if we can have our phones out?"} +{"tweet": "@t_tops13 best thing ever"} +{"tweet": "Almost just face planted staring at Ryan Gosling's twin. Smooth."} +{"tweet": "You take too many selfies. It's fucking annoying."} +{"tweet": "I miss you so much"} +{"tweet": "Finally home from work."} +{"tweet": "@julianchickman @NativesThree @GregABedard @mattshea182 time for @Hasselbeck"} +{"tweet": "Well, on the plus side, my skin on my ankle healed together and now it isn't a flap anymore. \\u263a\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@DanoBarkley34 @BoostedCeeBee what are you doin tonight?"} +{"tweet": "Listening to @danohneal talk while he's playing black ops >>>"} +{"tweet": "You're the reason for my smile \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2764\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Schools a bitch"} +{"tweet": "I just realized tomorrow is Wednesday... That's the last day of Summer."} +{"tweet": "One of those days when you read something very scary. And very plausible. #conspiracy"} +{"tweet": "@RQUINN619 @RealJasonMDavis @suew777 @cable_lady i think manuel is gonna be a huge steal for who gets him but buffalo wouldnt have the nut."} +{"tweet": "Time for you to leave the state"} +{"tweet": "@PSFuckU that's exactly how I feel! like I get really nervous when I'm being recorded so I sound shitty lol"} +{"tweet": "I haven't done shit in speech this whole week& Winston doesn't care #winning"} +{"tweet": "It is literally the most stereotypical white girl moon ever out right now."} +{"tweet": "BEST LUNCH EVER"} +{"tweet": "@expatbarbie was a log time till you all knew you were live...but it was good. You should do it more and with a panel of 4 or so."} +{"tweet": "@DopeCaleb well I wouldn't know because I'm too poor for that shit"} +{"tweet": "The peppermint hippo? Those two words alone sound great but together they sound so filthy. #DateNight"} +{"tweet": "I wanna see my grandma."} +{"tweet": "If anyone wants to buy me an iPhone 4 charger from apple this Christmas it would be greatly appreciated \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Thanks for an outstanding show @shoutingmatches Some meat on them bones"} +{"tweet": "Erin and I's dorm room is every RA's worst nightmare"} +{"tweet": "@GoodGirl_Jade So, I went to sleep blind and you'll never guess what happened! Woke up.... BLIND! #crazy #missyou"} +{"tweet": "please, you could never compare to me"} +{"tweet": "Blessed to have gone to SC! It really is an awesome place!"} +{"tweet": "@MHeitbrink THE BEARD!"} +{"tweet": "I said, \\I'm sick of always having kinks in my back.\\\"..my boyfriend says, \\\"you're getting old.\\\" #Hesright #boohoo\""} +{"tweet": "@abbbisnail turn down 4 what"} +{"tweet": "Literally half asleep and off to the gym #dedication"} +{"tweet": "Don't expect anything to happen anymore, if something's gonna happen just let it happen"} +{"tweet": "@JAZZitup_98 I know. It's so sad. I think I might die. \\ud83d\\ude35"} +{"tweet": "Nothings funnier than watching pregnant chicks getting shitfaced!"} +{"tweet": "@philkcollen hey Phil! How's life? Just wanted to say I love ur guitars that u bring out n play:)"} +{"tweet": "@AustinLueder haha no probs I've added almost everyone I've just gotta do it gradually so my account doesn't get suspended again haha"} +{"tweet": "sausage and peppers ugh mom i love you \\ud83c\\uddee\\ud83c\\uddf9\\ud83c\\uddee\\ud83c\\uddf9\\ud83c\\uddee\\ud83c\\uddf9\\ud83c\\uddee\\ud83c\\uddf9\\ud83d\\udc45"} +{"tweet": "@NoahhMcloven omg yes! She is beautiful!!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm warning you"} +{"tweet": "Watching a documentary for my Holocaust class. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I'm ready for some drinks right now! Lets make this happen!"} +{"tweet": "@loveabby6987 I wishhhh! I've got my grandpa's funeral visitation today."} +{"tweet": "I'm going to build a tiny house this summer."} +{"tweet": "@FlyFry3 I know! It's crazy. He was always so nice too..you just never know about people"} +{"tweet": "@TopOf__TheWorld. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!"} +{"tweet": "Hmu"} +{"tweet": "@MadelineKateCox thank you so much sweet girl! \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad the neighborhood children are loud as sack"} +{"tweet": "@Ashton_Mariee_ yeah it kinda sucks only being able to watch from the sidelines"} +{"tweet": "All I do when I'm at my house is cook myself food"} +{"tweet": "@chazneybalmer except you was bad..."} +{"tweet": "Guys apparently its world aids day."} +{"tweet": "@aubpetrone you're so inspirational that's why"} +{"tweet": "Once a psycho, always a psycho."} +{"tweet": "@DefaultProphet that's pretty sweet."} +{"tweet": "and my night manages to get ruined again"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to go on a bike ride?!"} +{"tweet": "Got a little lost outside of Busch last night and ended up in a parking lot with a lot of nice cars.."} +{"tweet": "#StraightUpTellSomeoneTheyreHot @JustCallMeNurse"} +{"tweet": "Everyone probs hates me rn"} +{"tweet": "@madddavey can't even listen to hammy on the buzzard with good sync to the tv because of those clowns. sucks"} +{"tweet": "#sodumb"} +{"tweet": "I wanna get drunk tonight."} +{"tweet": "@TheLoneEgg @bayleeolds I dig it szubini"} +{"tweet": "Awe it's carrie underwood wedding anniversary today \\ud83d\\udc91\\ud83d\\udc70"} +{"tweet": "Its so much to do with this off weekend pass Columbia, S.C."} +{"tweet": "People come and go on your life, and the right ones will always stay"} +{"tweet": "@lexa_shaw15 do it first I'm scared"} +{"tweet": "@AnthonyStalter I agree, said the same thing yesterday."} +{"tweet": "Talking to you was the best and worst thing I've done in a while."} +{"tweet": "On that work grind"} +{"tweet": "@HanSolosWinning fag \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@kirstenborash don't underestimate me"} +{"tweet": "@maddylanier ..come on Maddy. Just cause they didn't win it last year doesn't mean they're going back"} +{"tweet": "I miss having 5am swim practices. It sucked waking up that early, but it's the best feeling finishing them."} +{"tweet": "@BellaDillon they are at least trying to get in shape. They are trying. Tall ass people shouldn't wear heels, and yet...."} +{"tweet": "I already want this day over."} +{"tweet": "Do you ever just get and just fail in the floor. I do every day"} +{"tweet": "Yeah I still hate my life"} +{"tweet": "Officially done with exams"} +{"tweet": "@KendraRichards I don't get her WOW factor."} +{"tweet": "no one thinks you can until you do it"} +{"tweet": "@bubblezandbitzz haha it's Christmas break. \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@ashleeworsham do something with your Bibble today, yes?? \\ud83d\\ude07 \\ud83d\\udc4c #StayStrong"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes a bad boy can be good for a girl \\ud83d\\ude08\\ud83d\\ude07"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to be out of Ohio and away from all the bullshit for six days."} +{"tweet": "@yaknowshammy24 bec we haven't talked :("} +{"tweet": "Getting this gym membership is probably the greatest decision of my life"} +{"tweet": "@ChrisVannini sounds like that means they believe MSU is more likely to go over 8.5 than UM is? Or am I reading that backwards?"} +{"tweet": "I look so different outside of school..."} +{"tweet": "@AmandaBynes good luck"} +{"tweet": "Holy shit my head is spinning"} +{"tweet": "We are in a fight!"} +{"tweet": "Watching 10 things I hate about you and relaxing. Life is good at this moment."} +{"tweet": "@thatslindsey this is my life exactly to a tee."} +{"tweet": "Hungriie."} +{"tweet": "Definitely doing that again #noregrets"} +{"tweet": "im scared ."} +{"tweet": "@MeganTrunzo OMG. WHERE CAN I GET ONE. IT'S SO GORGEOUS ."} +{"tweet": "@DavidJ_30 medium bub"} +{"tweet": "Never been more happy to be home"} +{"tweet": "Skydiving next week \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@LaurynDempsey I'm breath taking."} +{"tweet": "Kinda wish I stayed at prom longer :(("} +{"tweet": "@HannahAshline we need to perform like a proo tonightt! #reboundbackk"} +{"tweet": "My dad is the best I love him so much"} +{"tweet": "@malemeline once you jump off a cliff you will be a flyer.."} +{"tweet": "Oh godddd \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Down goes Gonzaga!"} +{"tweet": "I hope my parents pay for the NFL Sunday Ticket this year!"} +{"tweet": "@chasethomas12 all i saw was hit last swing. Not lookin to sharp. Hopefully Braun can do something here"} +{"tweet": "@CatherineDawn13 I thought I was the only person on the world that loves that song still \\ud83d\\ude0d Wheatus"} +{"tweet": "Great day for golf. #golfing"} +{"tweet": "AND I have a full tank of gas.. Rare things happening today"} +{"tweet": "The great white buffalo"} +{"tweet": "Is it acceptable to wear UGGs yet?\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "This is the hardest thing to go thru. I've always wondered what and how the conversation would be. Ughhhh"} +{"tweet": "@Kordelle_05 I know I am."} +{"tweet": "@JennySingh18 every one counts!!!"} +{"tweet": "Someone is going to get seriously injured in this series #Pacers #Heat"} +{"tweet": "Please just stop \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "really hope Braxton didn't join team ACL"} +{"tweet": "@Mak_Attack12 SCORE!!!! I EXPECT NO MORE BRAID DAYS WHEN I DRIVE"} +{"tweet": "@aiirx21 best friends forever baby \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@aaniforos stop I love you\\ud83d\\udc9e you're too nice thanks buddy\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Yeessssss\\u270a"} +{"tweet": "Going to bed at 2am was a terrible choice #strugglecity"} +{"tweet": "@Scarlson29 25 man team. Just like it should be, next in line picks up teammate"} +{"tweet": "Sure did just get asked that \\ud83d\\ude2f"} +{"tweet": "McDonald's biscuit and gravy. \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I can't get over how much I love my cast. I don't want to leave them :( #family"} +{"tweet": "Did y'all know that when someone blocks you on twitter you can still see their tweets?"} +{"tweet": "Stop tweeting about me! When your at my house! It's rude."} +{"tweet": "Plans are ruined for the night, that's pretty freakin sweet"} +{"tweet": "@p_mancusso rehab In the cellar it Lower then low!"} +{"tweet": "They need to keep Twitter, and make a SubTwitter for all the douchbag subtweeters."} +{"tweet": "@ChriistianJones if they're over 60 then you can't be mean to them"} +{"tweet": "If @chandler_rigdon does not answer me I'm going to come kick her door down!"} +{"tweet": "Adam deleted his tweet because I judged him \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Can we just fast forward to summer now?"} +{"tweet": "About getting killed by crazy bitches last night<<"} +{"tweet": "Your so annoying"} +{"tweet": "No one understands how much I dread this surgery"} +{"tweet": "I hate romantic stuff."} +{"tweet": "I cant believe this is happening to me again."} +{"tweet": "Blue Mountain Cigars sales going well. Make sure you ask for them. If your store does not have them let me know and we will fix the problem"} +{"tweet": "#typical"} +{"tweet": "Tough break for Tiger, perfect placement just had to much on it. Luckily it's only Friday"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could subtweet people that I don't love."} +{"tweet": "@FriendlessKent omg that asst DA said the exact same thing!! He said the bville group is good but republic bunch isn't!! I think...right?"} +{"tweet": "I don't think I've played my guitar as much as I have today in years! \\ud83c\\udfb8\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Meet my two fingers. Inteo-deuces. \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "I want to go to dinner with someone."} +{"tweet": "@KaylaLubenau maybe"} +{"tweet": "I hate this.."} +{"tweet": "@HaleyyMichelle its so good, and caramel brownie sunday ice cream is the best ever"} +{"tweet": "Could by day get any worse ?"} +{"tweet": "cant believe you just said that honestly"} +{"tweet": "You're doing something right \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@P0TUS Saints walk among us. Mandela was one of them. The world has been blessed by his presence."} +{"tweet": "@brianZ_15 @BeautifullyMe28 I've had better....."} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@UberFacts: Mosquitoes are more attracted to men, pregnant women, and people who have been drinking.\\u201d @neilboy05 it all makes sense now."} +{"tweet": "Someone come over tn"} +{"tweet": "@R_Painter_ I'm coming in a few I better get the hook up"} +{"tweet": "Just ate swell with my brother, soon goin home @chipotle"} +{"tweet": "@drgeoffsherman looks like you had quite a game tonight. Not so good for us."} +{"tweet": "Ever watched the sun go down from the bed of a pick up truck? Ever been so into somebody you're still laying there when it comes back up?"} +{"tweet": "Its the perfect temperature out right now \\u2600\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Or says he changed but still continues to cheat on every girlfriend. You can't just fall into a girls vagina. Doesn't work that way."} +{"tweet": "@Magnolia5k is there a course map anywhere?"} +{"tweet": "@shelbydivoks haha that's so funny"} +{"tweet": "@merelymeryl pretty sure same. Meryl deserves it though :)"} +{"tweet": "Pregaming."} +{"tweet": "When my boyfriend falls asleep on me<<<"} +{"tweet": "#Colts Superbowl Potential! Its on us."} +{"tweet": "People talk bad about you. What are you going to do about it? Nothing, nothing at all. Because those who talk bad will get bitten in the ass"} +{"tweet": "I don't wanna go \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "Feeling so fucking alone and confused...."} +{"tweet": "Someone has to bring me Betos it's an emergency."} +{"tweet": "@K_Cecelia_ THEN GO TO BED!!"} +{"tweet": "@Rawesomeee what's that website u send in for canvas?"} +{"tweet": "@chloebgiven21 I have never cried when someone moved"} +{"tweet": "One costume a day keeps the demons away"} +{"tweet": "Do it look like we stressin'?"} +{"tweet": "@BulletGatsby Because I love snow. \\u2744\\ufe0f\\u26c4\\ufe0f Why is that so difficult for you to understand?"} +{"tweet": "@carlydees13019 @tylerwest9 hahaha this isn't funny I'm sorry. What did they do with it though?"} +{"tweet": "@brandieboose it was nice seeing you tonight"} +{"tweet": "My bed has never been so comfy"} +{"tweet": "We become the walls we raise"} +{"tweet": "@EvansJenna u ain't got time to b all jealous over some nice skin little lady. \\ud83d\\ude06"} +{"tweet": "My mom said I didn't have to come in today but I was like no I want to. Now I'm like \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Bright Eyes is probably my very favorite band in the history of ever."} +{"tweet": "@CjRich20 thanks bro!"} +{"tweet": "So uh anyone have any good Netflix movies idea"} +{"tweet": "Got my free donought. \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "When the next track meet ?"} +{"tweet": "@J_sStarr what time do you move in?"} +{"tweet": "I hate Resnet probably more than anything"} +{"tweet": "@Aphilpott_22 yes Zir! I really think they might do it bro"} +{"tweet": "@Maui_Wallie maybe ill look when i get home"} +{"tweet": "Constantly reminded that I'm unattractive \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Finally at the hotel. Now time to get ready to see my love @ilovetmills :D"} +{"tweet": "I don't think I'm going back to Oklahoma. #loveithere"} +{"tweet": "Got high and laid under the stars. Damn this kid is smooth."} +{"tweet": "@LenaObrecht why?! Hahaha"} +{"tweet": "listening to @Kevin_Gates should make my night the least bit better\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@BigBurick44 let's go"} +{"tweet": "S/O to the lovely people at greystone day who put the championship game at 8 o clock on new years eve."} +{"tweet": "getting replaced by cody nbd"} +{"tweet": "WOW OF COURSE OUR SONGS ON\\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "No I'm not."} +{"tweet": "@nicolematich If it makes u feel better my #run yesterday and today were tough ones :("} +{"tweet": "While people are at da pool im gonna roast at the cad"} +{"tweet": "#oomf \\ud83d\\udcaf%perf"} +{"tweet": "Seeing all of these \\ready for school\\\" tweets makes me sick\""} +{"tweet": "Not enough Lexapro to save me."} +{"tweet": "I'm going to say that our generation of grandchildren will all have tattoos.."} +{"tweet": "Why is she singing like that.."} +{"tweet": "@_Michael_23 you can't get a ride from someone. Or take the bus ?"} +{"tweet": "I wish it was chistmas!!"} +{"tweet": "dreading commuting to IUP for the next month ...."} +{"tweet": "So much food \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Curling into a ball until Jordan gets off then going to his house to curl into a ball."} +{"tweet": "@alainamoglia that's when you leave too"} +{"tweet": "@Ohio1DPotatoes I-O"} +{"tweet": "So I feel like if I picked up where it's at rn on tv id miss a bunch and ruin it sooo I don't watch it till it goes on Netflix"} +{"tweet": "i honestly have the cutest dog"} +{"tweet": "@LarryABall it's going at the speed if light my friend, I'm just trying to keep up. How bout you, you've been quiet."} +{"tweet": "Oh well"} +{"tweet": "Why do we say our phones die? Like they're actually just sleeping because they come back to life again. Just sayin"} +{"tweet": "@Muh_ryyMoore looks like we are getting married, I just bought it"} +{"tweet": "It's sad when someone sneezes and nobody says bless you"} +{"tweet": "I saw that hand clap"} +{"tweet": "How I'm going to get back on a school sleep schedule come tomorrow is beyond me."} +{"tweet": "@JamesDaniel1994 where in NC are you?"} +{"tweet": "@sl_klopp The best. But the teacher is simply a conduit to the students true potential."} +{"tweet": "@breannaunger Was there earlier. Almost got one!"} +{"tweet": "It's nap time."} +{"tweet": "I need to stop"} +{"tweet": "I finally have Pandora back, thanks to @haleycaitlinnn <3"} +{"tweet": "Oh god! I just tweeted lol to someone, prolly gonna get in trouble again lol jk"} +{"tweet": "People that wear ankle socks with Sperrys <<<"} +{"tweet": "I'm so fucked...why does this happen to me??!"} +{"tweet": "I got my eyes on you \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I have this compulsive need to eat every second of the day."} +{"tweet": "one of the main reasons I'm team iPhone is because of emojiis"} +{"tweet": "Leach with the TD earlier and a nice block to set up the second one.. Having himself a good game"} +{"tweet": "@Matt_lip @NKovacs_10 @magsterrxd wait who's the girl in this"} +{"tweet": "Heard someone today say they don't like downtown. That's sad, because I LOVE downtown, big cities, theatre and sidewalks!!! #citygirl #fb"} +{"tweet": "Your opinion is not valued above anyone else's some people can't seem to grasp that."} +{"tweet": "After this test its about to be gta all day #onemorehour"} +{"tweet": "Watching the new Footloose movie...it's pretty good"} +{"tweet": "@em_tayy wow"} +{"tweet": "4 more hours.yay"} +{"tweet": "@MarkBTowler Hi Mark, I deleted it since I set out to go earlier in the day well before the tragic events of today."} +{"tweet": "@MatthewKraftsow haha I know I just had a Michael moment"} +{"tweet": "There's never a right time to say goodbye."} +{"tweet": "@Misiewicz21 @ShelbyFoit born in Florida is pretty southern buddy ;)"} +{"tweet": "@michael_kaylee :( I have to miss it"} +{"tweet": "@McclainArika yeah? What is this life you were living."} +{"tweet": "@Randi2011 @KenzshWAISTY yeah uhhh where did you get them?!"} +{"tweet": "I could not be Dez Bryant's teammate."} +{"tweet": "#Goodnight"} +{"tweet": "Shotguns handguns louder than a band drum"} +{"tweet": "@DownFallBranden its okay"} +{"tweet": "@clantz8895 @thecolthansen Kobe is the most ageless player in NBA history. He'll be good til he's 40"} +{"tweet": "The sky looks so cool right now."} +{"tweet": "@rhiannonsk_ye im...... Pissed........"} +{"tweet": "@brettbrett23 I'm off work today...you should come up and enjoy the games"} +{"tweet": "Who the hell does this kid think he is?"} +{"tweet": "Never a dull moment.. Ever"} +{"tweet": "Smoke rolling down from the mountains. Getting the whole valley high."} +{"tweet": "i love when boys call their mothers \\mummy\\\" sorry I'm weird but it's cute\""} +{"tweet": "@bailey_reann15 @XoLewis or what?"} +{"tweet": "@_Cj_Cunningham yes \\ud83d\\ude02 I ran to @Manfa88 's house from lakeside"} +{"tweet": "@Mengus22 because wives list is not the same as wife's list. Almost too early but have coffee in hand and I see what you did there."} +{"tweet": "Weirdest places are always in the middle of nowhere. The food smells wonderful though!"} +{"tweet": "@kobebryant when you gonna tweet me back kobe?!? #countonkobe"} +{"tweet": "Vote for D Rob! #HighSocksForVotes"} +{"tweet": "I think that Mrs. Young hates this class."} +{"tweet": "@laurenbernick this is the most incredible day of my life #KiraGoesToCollege"} +{"tweet": "@JenArnoldMD mmmm doughnuts lol"} +{"tweet": "@EBromstedtttt those are just my family I'm not done lol"} +{"tweet": "@Sc0ttyMcCreery I know they are adorable"} +{"tweet": "My best friends are guys\\u2026 face it us girls are drama /:"} +{"tweet": "Going to school is much easier when you know you have a game right after"} +{"tweet": "Wondering what your up to bro..."} +{"tweet": "Getting room service at home"} +{"tweet": "I want to go to Disney World."} +{"tweet": "About to fight this bitch at jimmy johns.. #LookAway #ItsRudeToStare"} +{"tweet": "Pathetic."} +{"tweet": "No work for the next two days.. I might go insane being home \\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "@Olberding3 straight up. @thekarsonmay you interested?"} +{"tweet": "@Dchan44 I sowwy."} +{"tweet": "@Bballforeverfb why..."} +{"tweet": "I'm such an awk keeker. Oh wellll"} +{"tweet": "I wonder if @Megha_Million is coming over today, and if so would she like to help me order my books for school \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@crow_50 you are best goalie ever and my favorite NHL player!!! Want you back on the ice ASAP! Go Hawks!"} +{"tweet": "Came home from basketball... So tired but have to stay up for a livestream... If u talked to me today then u know what i mean."} +{"tweet": "Today was pretty good man"} +{"tweet": "Getting stung by bees at 530 in the morning is completely normal.. Wtf"} +{"tweet": "Waking up and not remembering your night #mustabeengood"} +{"tweet": "Pretty Little Liars!! \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@rrumps Not the same.... #overit"} +{"tweet": "Back to bed\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "I could pry go for some hot tubbing but idk"} +{"tweet": "It is so hard to continue smiling when all I want to do is cry..\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Please come on !"} +{"tweet": "@runwiththedogs lol we planned a weekend around that one. May be a plain clothes weekend lol. #bagface"} +{"tweet": "It was just the spray cheese. Nothing exploded. @AllisonHaley4"} +{"tweet": "Like wtf is your problem dude."} +{"tweet": "@michaelianblack what about the game \\perfection\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "This has to be a nightmare, right?!"} +{"tweet": "Just watching @MorgCook in the Hunger Games..."} +{"tweet": "@SaraCullers well that's good to know! And my fatass didn't eat it all by myself. Lol"} +{"tweet": "@MrSeanGall Wtf how many people are coming to this"} +{"tweet": "pardon me, pardon me, I'll never be be the same"} +{"tweet": "@mcvaughnderson is the best"} +{"tweet": "@kirstie_hans just know who was the one that would've done anything for you."} +{"tweet": "I really want to watch my boyfriend Zac Efron in 17 Again right now, I miss him. \\ud83d\\udc6b\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "Don't open my snapchat and then not respond I will be mad."} +{"tweet": "Nevermind back to bed"} +{"tweet": "Hi"} +{"tweet": "Worms worms worm worms \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "@notaxation a sad day indeed if true. You are truly missing out not seeing them live."} +{"tweet": "@callmekingtata what a slut"} +{"tweet": "happiest girl right now, found my strapless bra I've been missing for 4 months!!"} +{"tweet": "@Luke5SOS what's wrong honey?"} +{"tweet": "@quinnpech541 yep"} +{"tweet": "@VoyboyLoL Hey Voyboy. Big fan of yours and love watching your streams! Always do something funny and you give lots of great advice! Thanks!"} +{"tweet": "This Craigslist ad says \\charming 3 bedroom house\\\" how can a house be charming?\""} +{"tweet": "@Harry_Butt22 wayyyy"} +{"tweet": "Taken 2 is getting really intense"} +{"tweet": "You can plan for a change in weather and time, but I never planned on you changing your mind"} +{"tweet": "It's getting hard to read a lil bit."} +{"tweet": "One more pick.... getting nervous"} +{"tweet": "Because when you love someone you love everything about them, even the things you don't wanna love."} +{"tweet": "Swoop gang was around before you..."} +{"tweet": "Playing this thursday at The End ! hoping @waynecoyne can come out while hes in nashville!"} +{"tweet": "@BillyKaton lucky"} +{"tweet": "Damn , this pregnancy sickness is getting the best of me today :( can't even eat. Ugh hope I feel better soon"} +{"tweet": "I'm too funny, I crack myself up!"} +{"tweet": "The braves are showing their inexperience in the post season. This is this is embarrassing"} +{"tweet": "Caleb's bipolar"} +{"tweet": "Its not called being concerned if its on the Twitter feed."} +{"tweet": "@MrRPMurphy what college did you go to bc that stuff doesn't happen in my dorm jwjw"} +{"tweet": "@indoPANDA doing low carb do you feel lack of a pump or lactic acid soreness during your workout?"} +{"tweet": "If I had tygas voice I'd just rap to myself all day , his voice is too sexy"} +{"tweet": "Subway is the perfect post game meal."} +{"tweet": "@brettacoopah because pretzels are delicious"} +{"tweet": "The rain is so bipolar today."} +{"tweet": "@PlaylistLIVE you need to invite @BoyleBrothers There amazing!! EVERYONE OF THEM @Jesse_Boyle @Jeffrey_Boyle @Jared__Boyle @JakeBoyle2 !!!!!"} +{"tweet": "I just want this better, I don't need this right now.."} +{"tweet": "Still cavity free though \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@Riceypoo you didn't snap me back today"} +{"tweet": "@nicolevaughn2 @aliiiitaylor please please!!! I miss you :((("} +{"tweet": "I'm beautiful"} +{"tweet": "Even if it wasn't somebody that goes to my school. Ask me in a cute way, and ill take you to my prom. Haha."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@mkvodopich come open the back door please"} +{"tweet": "my babysitting kid just surprised me with coffee. hell yeah. \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4c\\u2615"} +{"tweet": "#truemoo"} +{"tweet": "@kinsmm1 so I hear our proms are the same day... At the same place...#Weird"} +{"tweet": "QUIT DOING TBH'S YOU FAGS IT'S LITERALLY THE GAYEST SHIT EVER JUST STOP GODDAMM"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad that they like me :). It made my day so much better :)))))"} +{"tweet": "@sbzagnit #nextlevel"} +{"tweet": "The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."} +{"tweet": "I feel like pretty little liars is a wanna be desperate house wives"} +{"tweet": "@JohnnaMarotta don't worry I always do!"} +{"tweet": "@KarleeFoti you text me real quick"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude4f4 DAYS OF HELL LEFT\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Damn it felt good playing ball again even tho i sucked dick"} +{"tweet": "Lets get a little wild\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I delete all my conversational tweets. #isthatweird"} +{"tweet": "But seriously, cool."} +{"tweet": "\\Wow failed this benchmark....so this is what it's like to feel like Lindsay\\\" - @Oh__Sweet\""} +{"tweet": "That was the worst football game I've ever seen and Vandy deserved to lose. Congrats to Tennessee. Just pitiful."} +{"tweet": "@hgheather more then welcome hope you have a great CHRISTMAS"} +{"tweet": "@Taylor_McCahan you should be \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I'm feelin feisty today."} +{"tweet": "@jqmaldonado he said bww in Ch then maybe irvine. Wahh you will have fun either way but if I were you I'd go with bobby"} +{"tweet": "3.5 miles never felt so good #run \\ud83d\\udcaa\\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "I can't believe tomorrow will be Christmas Eve. This is insane. This year has flown by so fast."} +{"tweet": "Bar time"} +{"tweet": "Anatomy final, work, and then finally SLEEP."} +{"tweet": "Work at midnight for Black Friday, bring on the coffee \\u2615\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "It's mostly sad"} +{"tweet": "You can only play the Cupid Shuffle so many times!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@AdamJLeBlanc hahah never saw you lol #inthezone\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Commin home from church and seeing you get to go catch chickens that found a way our if their lot<<<<"} +{"tweet": "And this one belongs to the Buckeyes!!!"} +{"tweet": "You're just jealous of my singing capability."} +{"tweet": "@cb015 Taylor mike Trent Allie and me"} +{"tweet": "4- everything."} +{"tweet": "@LibbyMooney uhhhhh come see me soooooon \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "When the cat shits in the litter box and stinks up the whole place< lol"} +{"tweet": "I crack myself up.\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I could give a tittie-faq less right meow"} +{"tweet": "I really want a gyro right now"} +{"tweet": "@sara_hurd ice cold red Gatorade sounds good right now!"} +{"tweet": "He don't have time for that!"} +{"tweet": "That lift with @ryan_ballew22 >>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@Mary_fos Drooling \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go shopping tommorrow"} +{"tweet": "Real Friends tries way too hard."} +{"tweet": "@BoyoBenny Hell yeah nigga, straight strokin them EPP's."} +{"tweet": "So many pretty girls."} +{"tweet": "@EEKinnee Evan you okay? Talk to me... Hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Yeah, or not. That's cool too. #Whatev"} +{"tweet": "I would love to join the Peace Corps one day."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@moyer_katie is it really?? :)"} +{"tweet": "..and for them this is just some place, but for us this is our home\\\"\t0.0122222222222\t0.0111111111111\t0.00333333333333\t0.973333333333\n"} +{"tweet": "if it could just stop raining for like 5 mins so I could take my dog out without getting soaked, that would be nice\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "my parents actually approve and love the tattoo I'm getting! #surprised \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@Kyle_Michael07 why am I up 5 now? I'm earning points by doing nothing. Sweet"} +{"tweet": "@FuckinWithReub what about pot marinated in alcohol?"} +{"tweet": "So many clothes and no where for them to go after June \\ud83c\\udd97\\ud83c\\udd92"} +{"tweet": "Texas Was You"} +{"tweet": "@brady_kness I was on E leaving work in Clinton and the 3 gas stations I would go to we're closed lol"} +{"tweet": "Just read my first full recreational book in years & I finished it in two days & let me tell you it was the saddest piece of literature ever"} +{"tweet": "Lizzie knows when the jewelry comes off, shit gets real."} +{"tweet": "That was interesting"} +{"tweet": "@tvd10fan Thanks for sending the link. I couldn't' t find it . Wow the interviewer was out of line. But Ian handled it great. So did Jomo."} +{"tweet": "Old school Rugrats. @konstantine_4"} +{"tweet": "And it finally hit me"} +{"tweet": "@Bveches cry and be bored."} +{"tweet": "I already love college!"} +{"tweet": "Thank god for baseball tonight. \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "@k_kitz32 @utley2015 @LanceThompson27 #prevtweet"} +{"tweet": "I hope there's a storm tonight! \\u2614\\u26a1"} +{"tweet": "The future freaks me out"} +{"tweet": "@ActiveStick_44 What are you majoring in? Also you rock!"} +{"tweet": "Every walk to my car includes a prayer to the gods of snow that there is not frost on my windshield #theydontlikeme"} +{"tweet": "@jennagwalt love you too"} +{"tweet": "Think of me when you're out there."} +{"tweet": "@knipp12 I'm not sure. I'm recruiting a couple guys to play to make sure we have enough."} +{"tweet": "I'm done."} +{"tweet": "#DearFutureHusband don't annoy me, I won't annoy you... Simple enough. \\ud83d\\udc4d #LoveYa \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "I've already pooped blood vessels in my eyes from coughing and puking so much."} +{"tweet": "Haven't checked my texts."} +{"tweet": "Ashley sibs is beautiful though"} +{"tweet": "This cold <<"} +{"tweet": "@Kristen945 I love your dress!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm shivering but I'm so fucking hot... Dude I hate being sick."} +{"tweet": "@JaredBraswell me too... AHHHH NO WAY!! Bloody hell I've not watched them in years. 1, 2, or 3?"} +{"tweet": "@Cravecase3 the Lizzie McGuire movie soundtrack was wayyyyy better"} +{"tweet": "@BigBlueCountry1 of course they are haha. Fine lyrics"} +{"tweet": "@ShavonneRilea's dogs are so annoying and whiney"} +{"tweet": "Avery is in horse camp this week so of course I have 167 photos to edit/post. PITY ME. Because tomorrow is saddle day. Today was bareback!"} +{"tweet": "@macylauren #venting"} +{"tweet": "Ohhhhh @redbull how I love you\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc9a\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@Keegman98 @bradyfister @lesviagomez21 @LifeAsBros have you listened to both LP's?"} +{"tweet": "Tis the season for wallets stuffed with gift cards!"} +{"tweet": "Best feeling in the world - having a kitten sleep in your cleavage"} +{"tweet": "can tomorrow just not"} +{"tweet": "@zak_bagans Awww... if I were closer... and didn't have 3 adopted dogs already... he's adorable!"} +{"tweet": "Wish I had a twin for tomorrow\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "watching a Christmas story is a family tradition in my family (:"} +{"tweet": "@gswscribe This warriors team is missing small pieces not D12. Lakers fans said the same things. Look where it got them 73-9?"} +{"tweet": "#1DDayLive @piersmorgan what's the most embarrassing thing Louis has ever done?"} +{"tweet": "Wouldn't it be funny if JPM won one of these last races #NASCAR"} +{"tweet": "Dicks were in every conversation in the car today."} +{"tweet": "Shout out to @KDeCoux @arndt_kylee @LibbyHafstad and @slickmike69 for coming to the alum game!"} +{"tweet": "We've all been lied to, we've all been liars. #garyallan #countrymusic \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "It needs to be Friday already"} +{"tweet": "That must suck!"} +{"tweet": "#MIZ"} +{"tweet": "@88zinker me to. Turn 3 . Nice when its live"} +{"tweet": "This Christmas, I'm thankful for a new Barry Gibb Talk Show segment."} +{"tweet": "three days with two or three hours of sleep."} +{"tweet": "My day was \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "What I really feel right now, nobody understands."} +{"tweet": "Andy's been napping forever...there's something wrong with this situation"} +{"tweet": "Some people you meet are like clouds, once you make them disappear it becomes a brighter day"} +{"tweet": "@baxterberliner lol that's the product of facebooking and driving. Oops!"} +{"tweet": "@Pure_Cocaine_ @kenneeth_12 best fucking song ever"} +{"tweet": "@tyesoflyy @KidAngelXO that's an occasional thing along with bath salts woooow I trip hard af"} +{"tweet": "I don't know about you. But I'm ready to sleep in tomorrow. #Snowmageddon #snowpocalypse2013"} +{"tweet": "You know what is awesome, old fucks literally having a 15 minute phone conversation in the quiet section of the library #getfucked"} +{"tweet": "At least I will be able to walk around naked all the time"} +{"tweet": "Gabby Griffin is up all night to get lucky. @gabby_griffin"} +{"tweet": "I wish every night of my summer could be like last night.. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@JRod_Prather5 @rheaes_ there's nothing left to finish! Haha it was finished a long time ago darlings!! Let it ride! More fun that way!"} +{"tweet": "Haven't opened my bookbag all break and I'm sure not gonna open it now #ohwell"} +{"tweet": "Fell asleep...oops"} +{"tweet": "@niesha_n me too lol night"} +{"tweet": "#HuskerNation \\ud83c\\udfc8\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I feel like crap today :("} +{"tweet": "Everyone come to the Red Land game tonight 8:45 @ twin ponds east."} +{"tweet": "I mean I guess it's expected by now. Hello bed \\ud83d\\ude34 night \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Cause in the daylight, anywhere feels like home."} +{"tweet": "I don't know what I did wrong and that kills me inside."} +{"tweet": "I'm the person that sneaks food during grace"} +{"tweet": "@maggieeeesawyer no i am! Shes a raccoon"} +{"tweet": "@A_DeLuca17 @VinnyGhollatme hahahaha didn't even think about it. I think I meant to say how big a difference it makes. Idk lol"} +{"tweet": "Didn't plug my meter. Judging by how the weeks going, I will most likely get a ticket. #TGIF"} +{"tweet": "Gonna be a late night"} +{"tweet": "One day left of my freshman year \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f #Finally #Sophmore"} +{"tweet": "And only cause I learned it in every other science and psychology class I've ever taken."} +{"tweet": "FAGGET named Dominick trying to tweet and fight like a girl Kill your self"} +{"tweet": "everyone needs a kg in life"} +{"tweet": "not talking to anyone until i get food"} +{"tweet": "@ThemAeroProbz when someone tries to use an all access pass from American Eagle..."} +{"tweet": "My hands are bleeding and I'm covered in white stuff #waitwhat"} +{"tweet": "Best Friday night ever! #DateNight #FamilyNight"} +{"tweet": "@Simar_KaurD or he just wants to get in your pants"} +{"tweet": "@CTefteller @xoalissa_anne @baileyrhodes12 truuuuuuu"} +{"tweet": "I think I sleep eat... \\nThis morning I woke up next to 2 packs of fruit snacks. I never left my bed last night."} +{"tweet": "@alitomasic kind of made out with @piercethevic"} +{"tweet": "Huge people who stand right in front of the food counter in the pub... #really???"} +{"tweet": "Why do I so this to myself ? Always set myself up for Failure"} +{"tweet": "I think the third bottle of wine last night was a bit excessive @Allhailstjohn"} +{"tweet": "@Samuel_Wolfiejr we could meet up. I've got a couple guys coming with so if you want you can car pool with me"} +{"tweet": "@032_tyler @iaustinstepp he's so dumb Tyler"} +{"tweet": "A 20 minute speech on Chess... Score."} +{"tweet": "@MFowler3 Mitch you may be the only guy that can make me laugh while I work this 18 hour shift"} +{"tweet": "#thingsiwillteachmychild how to fuck a bitch good #haha"} +{"tweet": "@missoanita i kinda have a clue;)he eats crap on a daily basis:-)))"} +{"tweet": "@EDiddy88 you are giving me a complex now...."} +{"tweet": "Liars are annoying. Go away"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "It was nice to stop in wahp Again and see @KenbenParker @Vince_VanGogh @Number_One_Pick :)"} +{"tweet": "The silver bullet"} +{"tweet": "How about a not go to college and say I did"} +{"tweet": "Wrapping presents is always a bitch"} +{"tweet": "I want something to happen\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Awkward marathon? I think so!!\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Ever have the temptation to miss someone so much that you know it's bad for you?"} +{"tweet": "@fsmikey and the return of THE WALKING DEAD!!"} +{"tweet": "@alyssae05 I've never watched it I always try and I get too scared. But I'm watching it right now!"} +{"tweet": "I'm probably gonna have to go some damage control tomorrow #whatevs"} +{"tweet": "I used to say it wasn't true , but some girls really do look better in person"} +{"tweet": "@amybruni so cute"} +{"tweet": "Food. I need you."} +{"tweet": "I met and was held by Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger as a toddler. In a Japanese restaurant. So, I'm clearly destined for fame."} +{"tweet": "Me and lil Wayne are the exact same hight and weight."} +{"tweet": "@MeganAshleyx haha! Next Sunday for sure \\u2764 I like it there!! #FunTimes"} +{"tweet": "Yup it's official! I'm over you."} +{"tweet": "At least I attempted to make truths. #ohwell"} +{"tweet": "@Mbtazzers oooohhh thats right!! you told me that"} +{"tweet": "@zaynmalik my best friend is made at me. And I really don't want to lose our friendship. Do you think you can tweet her how sorry I am? \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@AshtynnnPool TEXT ME RIGHT NOW. I have to ask you something!"} +{"tweet": "So much wrapping and baking I have left to do, but I still haven't moved from my bed. \\ud83d\\ude1b #fivemoreminutes"} +{"tweet": "About time I stood up for myself"} +{"tweet": "I'm just now waking up, ugh. I feel like I lost the whole day."} +{"tweet": "The only thing allowed to crawl all over you when we get there, is me."} +{"tweet": "Mike is so sweet omg \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "throwback to when i went to islippppp lolll"} +{"tweet": "I've sneezed at least 100 times today, I think I'm getting sick. hahaha @LindseyEverson1"} +{"tweet": "@vanessa_onc My son didn't sleep through the night unt he was 3. I expect this. Cosleeping helps a bit."} +{"tweet": "She got so emotional omg miley is queen #AMAs"} +{"tweet": "OH MY GOD. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME"} +{"tweet": "@mwylie07 we need to have a chat about Boyce! #collegesearching"} +{"tweet": "Karma a bitch @FrankyCriscione"} +{"tweet": "@AshlynOlson1 lmao tough girl ashes"} +{"tweet": "To think that I will be making about $150 a day blows my mind. I make $150 in a week a Better Val-U. Big changes are coming my way-horoscope"} +{"tweet": "38.3 seconds left."} +{"tweet": "it sucks we want what we cant hve"} +{"tweet": "#Tenliberal commandments Get indoctrinated, get your media credentials, and prop up a career academic who knows nothing about the economy"} +{"tweet": "@obrien_brenna @tannman13 BAHA"} +{"tweet": "@Bonnie_BadAss72 toga?"} +{"tweet": "@MissSchwab422 can your new nickname be DUBSTEP HUNNY?!"} +{"tweet": "@MindyGatrell I'll bring you some tomorrow! I made a lot :)"} +{"tweet": "I just haven't met you yet"} +{"tweet": "Watching oceans eleven \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Skillet makes me so happy \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@justinxwalters @connorxharg kids and there record players these days"} +{"tweet": "Football with the old man>>>>"} +{"tweet": "Red Sox game today \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "In love with that song"} +{"tweet": "Eos is a lifesaver. \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@Tiraynan Thank you."} +{"tweet": "Dear god, @HonestToddler is the greatest ever. Sorry about your ice cream, lil buddy."} +{"tweet": "why is it so cold though."} +{"tweet": "@meganmarconyak have you been to @ATRRVA ...American tap room yet?"} +{"tweet": "@BrittneyBowling @trujillowill @slavefeet13 thanks means more than you think ."} +{"tweet": "Christmas movie day #YaKnowWhatImSayin"} +{"tweet": "@Tiff_Franco welcome\\ud83d\\ude18 have a fantastic day! I won't be there in 6th hour"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure the saying is April SHOWERS bring May flowers; Not April downpours mixed with hail and wind. Get it right mother nature. \\ud83d\\ude12\\u2614"} +{"tweet": "@x_annasophia then come to the rock of your ancestors"} +{"tweet": "Totally amazed at how well this town came together to help all the kids for Christmas. I love helping people, makes me smile to see smiles."} +{"tweet": "Worst day :("} +{"tweet": "@KKSOsafe @AngelaMaiers what about corporations soliciting youth?"} +{"tweet": "I. Hate. You."} +{"tweet": "@fucktyler why'd you fucking release goblin? fuck you. i hate you, you ruined my fucking life omg stop playing bimmer, ifhy so bad. god byex"} +{"tweet": "@Nicole_nj \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "i thought for once i wouldn't have to feel guilty for wanting what i want. but without fail, i always do."} +{"tweet": "What is life"} +{"tweet": "Dead ass phone from All these group messages"} +{"tweet": "After it's all said and done you find out who your friends are."} +{"tweet": "My boss now thinks I'm lying to myself when I say I'm straight"} +{"tweet": "I can't believe it's already December! Time goes by so fast!"} +{"tweet": "Why is middle of the night tv better than morning tv it really sucks!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@live_love_Carly it's adorable tho!\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Boys are just as bad when it comes to drama as girls.\\nI swear to god."} +{"tweet": "@MarMar520 heyyyy. Text me. 540-471-7792"} +{"tweet": "I cringe when girls say they want to go into the medical field and they have no common sense or desire to help people. #scarey"} +{"tweet": "The word is \\easy\\\" LOOK IT UP! And you'll see a picture of that piece of trash rid in' 'round in your pickup truck!\""} +{"tweet": "Like I'm so happy. That was so nice. \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@antman_forever not even close"} +{"tweet": "@QuinnFugate @KatelynGollaher I was in the car for those 5 sec to McDonalds, my life flashed before my eyes."} +{"tweet": "There, they're, and their."} +{"tweet": "@SithLordArn I made it about halfway through the movie. I'm going to play Soul Calibur now and watch the rest tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "Mermaids!"} +{"tweet": "@FayetteSFSP @cbcfamily anytime!!"} +{"tweet": "If I don't sleep now, I'll never wake up tmrw morning for class."} +{"tweet": "Livid"} +{"tweet": "Back at the house after a nice motorcycle ride, time for a cold Leinenkugel & a little relaxation before calling it a night..."} +{"tweet": "Ugh why the fuck did I wake up so early?"} +{"tweet": "@TurnerKasey Awwww! I always love seeing you! \\ud83d\\ude01\\u2764\\u2764\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Passes my drug test :)"} +{"tweet": "Facebook provides all the best material"} +{"tweet": "I love havin a daughter"} +{"tweet": "I'm so excited for college it's indescribable"} +{"tweet": "This weather is insane!"} +{"tweet": "Why do I even bother..."} +{"tweet": "Alright then"} +{"tweet": "Bama vs Auburn game tonight is so bad. They should both be moved to Upward."} +{"tweet": "@SamNewmann when do we have to be at the field?"} +{"tweet": "The moment you stop being so desperate, you'll get what you deserve."} +{"tweet": "Looking forward to this 3 day weekend"} +{"tweet": "When there's not an svu marathon on tv my whole day feels incomplete"} +{"tweet": "My judgement has been way off today..ran into so many things"} +{"tweet": "Make the best of what you have when you have it because you never know when it might be gone."} +{"tweet": "It's not like the Redskins are paying me or something.."} +{"tweet": "@N_Walsh34 yeah that sounds about right haha I just came to the conclusion ill never be good at it"} +{"tweet": "#MyWeakness McDonald's chicken nuggets. McDonald's #8 meal. McDonald's fries. & McDonald's sweet chili \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@TommyDeeTKB @Delblogo Novak/brewer for Dudley may improve that area though. Brewer is mia and Novak is inconsistent."} +{"tweet": "Hopes @kennedydnae78 is happy now that i sent her an invitation...."} +{"tweet": "@ashleey_brianna i thought you were friends with her?"} +{"tweet": "@badamczyk5 how was that run this morning?"} +{"tweet": "Eff class. I wanna dance in the rainnn"} +{"tweet": "I hate when I close my tumblr app and lose my place in my feed \\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "I just the girl next door."} +{"tweet": "One day though!"} +{"tweet": "Eating my weight in sushi last night may have been a mistake. Feeling rough"} +{"tweet": "if only i didn't have all of my core classes today and i could've stayed home :("} +{"tweet": "The buried life>>>"} +{"tweet": "@Nicholaspkirby @reds_bengals513 They'd probably want a little more if they're taking on all of Phillips' deal."} +{"tweet": "@Reick_613 the act of appropriating the literary composition of another author as his or her own work, @foledelphia"} +{"tweet": "I wish @MeganDabondanza brought us Nutella sandwiches again like yesterday \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Don't. Want. To. Go. To. Work."} +{"tweet": "@_taylor_warner lol im going with that one girl from algonac;) hahaha"} +{"tweet": "\\I gotta see you tonight.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@JESSIEmacburney I don't want to come home :("} +{"tweet": "I got my shit together. Get yours together then subtweet me. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I will take your dollar even if its change"} +{"tweet": "One of the coolest things you could possibly do with one of your brothers. So many memories made here and a season left to make some more."} +{"tweet": "@kaytelauree YOUR PICTURE OH MY GOD"} +{"tweet": "Taking on math class without my main squeezes @ToniJoBraun @BrackNasty_48 ...this'll be rough..\\ud83d\\ude30\\ud83d\\ude16 #fml slackers #saveme"} +{"tweet": "Not wanting to drink my calories vs. taking the edge of this day... DECISIONS."} +{"tweet": "My hair looks fucking delightful right meow"} +{"tweet": "It's toooo fuckin early hahah"} +{"tweet": "I be sore"} +{"tweet": "Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. #LiveItUp #HellenKeller"} +{"tweet": "Also in my dream I was secretly texting Bryant and trying to hide it from Jack lol."} +{"tweet": "My hotel is 700 yards from Friar Tucks."} +{"tweet": "Hey guys remember the time someone threw an egg at my head and I smelled like eggs for a week. Yeah I sure as shit do."} +{"tweet": "Red Bull right hand coffee left hand. What I get for staying up all night and coming to work. Two more hours."} +{"tweet": "Welllllll, another day of work, I would love if any of you stopped by \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Someone needs to come cuddle under a warm blanket with me all night"} +{"tweet": "I hate fairs .. they make me puke to many Spinneeeey rides and filthy Mexicans and people #SorryNotSorry"} +{"tweet": "Fucking stopppppp Mom."} +{"tweet": "@amysgucci makes my life a little better \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "What does Notre Dame and a sand castle have in common?"} +{"tweet": "@DunnDeal4 way to go joe!! You guys all did great! @cruzcontrol_11"} +{"tweet": "@TheIrateFOX Ironically, where I'm from it's the opposite. Moving to the UK is easy, cheaper, faster."} +{"tweet": "Feeling like I'm still living in the past \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "This is the latest I've stayed up in a minute."} +{"tweet": "@brandy_kins20 sure."} +{"tweet": "I wanna see the way you move for me, baby. \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@claudinaxo28 whereeeee, the one I had at Macy's was soooo long"} +{"tweet": "I think I'm gonna clean my room. So damn bored"} +{"tweet": "@Sexxii_Lexxii21 -_- .."} +{"tweet": "That was probably the best nap I have ever had in my life\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Bryce @brycekille40"} +{"tweet": "MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE . \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I got hit by the Black Plague #notagoodtime"} +{"tweet": "Promise if you combine @B_Cautious901 + @CAMaflauger swag you might get half of nine"} +{"tweet": "Where it's nice and warm..... \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "toy story 3 on tv #win"} +{"tweet": "Rolled my ankle so bad at soccer \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "People who are stuck in the past<<< #moveon"} +{"tweet": "Country Christmas!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@LilJen2013 @Tberg2 @TheCheddarBob @BM_Bryson #DrinkDrankDrunk"} +{"tweet": "Shoutout to my dad for being a boss ass sharpshooter and navigator for the U.S. Marine Corps."} +{"tweet": "@beth_lovee Hey, what movie did you do for mrs devines extra credit and also what do we have to talk about in the essay? Thank you \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "S/o to Kay Kay for packing my lunch\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph NE. Barometer 29.92 in, Steady. Temperature 89.8 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.01 in. Humidity 20%"} +{"tweet": "Hmmmmm ...."} +{"tweet": "@amandabowen23 obviously not you"} +{"tweet": "I just want my backpack to get here!"} +{"tweet": "@jack_johnson97 @DevLittleMan @THE_ChrisSentle @Matt_Yopko hey devin \\ud83d\\udc4d thumbs up to you to"} +{"tweet": "@gimmesomelovins I love you period end of story"} +{"tweet": "The largest Sheraton hotel is located in Macau! Have you ever thought of visiting China?"} +{"tweet": "@MatthewPitrola @mark_ob9 #brysi"} +{"tweet": "@amburrr86 not for meeeee."} +{"tweet": "@patmuldowney I am exhausted, very little sleep last night. I think I am going to have to give in to my pillow's demands."} +{"tweet": "This waking up when it's dark thing is really not working for me"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@Leifels122: If a girl can bait her own hook and reads her bible every night you better wife her up!\\u201d \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 I'm dying!! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@scottlevesque beating up kessel is ok.. but I still stay with my position of our earlier discussion. :-)"} +{"tweet": "@Z_Miller73 12.50 an hour? Not bad"} +{"tweet": "@natsray1996 I pissed hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@justinbieber I LOVE IT SO MUCH"} +{"tweet": "Iike before I could go get bailey I had wash floors and do dishes and throw away two HUGE industrial sized garbage bags of beer cans"} +{"tweet": "On a second note going through the roundabout in Brighton without @gabby_brewer and @BreannaKSmith is terrifying \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Too bad we don't have a first round draft pick #thanksRG3"} +{"tweet": "This is why I never come to B days"} +{"tweet": "sorry mom being grounded doesn't really got into my schedule"} +{"tweet": "Said It Best Them Leos Drive Him Krazyyyyy @tyrese"} +{"tweet": "@c_FREZZ @stephdstair @dalanahlynn wish I could watch it with you guys \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@HaydenWiegel omg you have twitter. Best day ever."} +{"tweet": "IS THERE SERIOUSLY NOTHING GOING ON TONIGHT?!"} +{"tweet": "Internally crying from pain omg"} +{"tweet": "@KolbySabat it's actually my least favorite holiday and people get offended when I say that \\ud83d\\ude02 I just don't see the big deal!"} +{"tweet": "I have no respect for any guy that hits a woman #EVER"} +{"tweet": "My Instagram likes are far behind average thanks to Paul Lamb"} +{"tweet": "I forgot to get my dad a Father's Day gift \\ud83d\\ude31 #worstdaughteraward"} +{"tweet": "I believe I've experienced multiple seizures today from everybody's 2013 collages on Instagram."} +{"tweet": "I wish I had different father, my dad turned me into such an asshole."} +{"tweet": "I really am so broken inside. I can't live with the fact that something so real ended so fast.."} +{"tweet": "I kinda really want to gauge my ears.."} +{"tweet": "Ok people, I really don't think panera's parking lot is the place to park and make out. But maybe that's just me."} +{"tweet": "That was the best tweet I've seen all day"} +{"tweet": "#LyricsThatNeedToBeShouted MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY."} +{"tweet": "So much to be done by tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude48 mayday mayday"} +{"tweet": "@YaphayHarvey lololol am not !!!"} +{"tweet": "@erikaaanicole please just kill me\\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "Sucks to be you \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "Friday needs to be here. I just want to be with my boyfriend."} +{"tweet": "Supposedly I'm on a 24 hour ban from rap music and @Andraumeda ....yeah right. \\ud83d\\ude08"} +{"tweet": "I seriously want some Peking right now. Like this is not okay."} +{"tweet": "Excited for our game Wednesday. \\ud83d\\udc4d\\u26bd"} +{"tweet": "@DbackFans McCutchen isn't on a large market team, take him off the Pirates and they're in the same boat as the D-Backs out of the playoffs"} +{"tweet": "@ZacCendejas or receive or succeed"} +{"tweet": "@mvarre it's going great! Michigan is winning!"} +{"tweet": "@DRockIrish had too"} +{"tweet": "@mikaylaarosee I could not imagine a better day."} +{"tweet": "One more hour \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01 \\ud83d\\udc99\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Lost all feeling in my fingers"} +{"tweet": "@LilKev_J #gatornation"} +{"tweet": "And I'm already catching a buzz. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@ReemaAtul GAY"} +{"tweet": "@Randy_Esaw is going to be mad at about tonight"} +{"tweet": "@its_BMB alright"} +{"tweet": "Seriously..."} +{"tweet": "@Estes87 we shall see my friend. #GBR"} +{"tweet": "This night class makes everything worse"} +{"tweet": "I can't deal with Chanel West Coast. But at least Ken Block is on this episode \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Vandy camp this Sunday!"} +{"tweet": "You're Pathetic.. I don't even know how you do that.?"} +{"tweet": "@Brodayy doesn't that happen every time you \\work\\\" ha\""} +{"tweet": "I want my pizza rolls"} +{"tweet": "@mariahjohn722 i might get one:)"} +{"tweet": "@tha_Dayskiii yeah it is"} +{"tweet": "@JAD_023 @3rin_h0w hahhhhhhhhhahaahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha oh god stop please hahahhahaahaha please omg \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "The Patrick Henry Patriots have made the state playoffs every single year since the New England Patriots won their first Super Bowl #Random"} +{"tweet": "I'm just gonna hold my dog and hope I can find something to make me laugh."} +{"tweet": "I don't even know what to do with 2 iPads."} +{"tweet": "waitin' on that moment"} +{"tweet": "My last tweet ignore I just want him back..:("} +{"tweet": "@SkinWade how is Indiana still in this game?! #sloppy"} +{"tweet": "I just spent the last 15 minutes looking at my past tweets and all I can say is I'm freaking hilarious. And I like SVU. A lot."} +{"tweet": "@StephanieRaylee is it bad that I'm out of the loop on this but have a very good idea who your talking about haha"} +{"tweet": "@jennicampbell23 come to Jared's"} +{"tweet": "@hopsin is the real deal in real"} +{"tweet": "tbh I secretly hate all of you"} +{"tweet": "That nap was just a tease \\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Filled with His goodness, lost in His love."} +{"tweet": "charlie horses <<< #sopainful"} +{"tweet": "It's time to try new things"} +{"tweet": "@skinny_vinnie_ that's alright #summer"} +{"tweet": "To all of you who were watching VH1... I was on it. XD"} +{"tweet": "Why do the freshman hate us 7th graders what did we ever do to you!! Just wondering?!"} +{"tweet": "One of our residents went to a psych ward\\ud83d\\ude28"} +{"tweet": "#DWTS OMG! @derekhough is the best"} +{"tweet": "@B_Ohanis haha that was it."} +{"tweet": "when I graduate I'm moving and tagging people what I think about them. luckily most are gonna be good"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to hardwood my floors"} +{"tweet": "@BeckyyyLeee thanks for being there for me through everything (Ups & Downs) im glad I have you in my life. Your all I ever wanted. \\r#LoveYou"} +{"tweet": "@A_HERC @daaSHERMANator I do it in a way where I'm making fun of you"} +{"tweet": "26.2K?!"} +{"tweet": "@MissJurewicz @xxxtinaa_ absolutely I agree with Kristina"} +{"tweet": "@Raini_Rodriguez This is so great! I love the show. Y'all are all so talented and I can't wait to see what happens next!"} +{"tweet": "My body is so sore like I hate to even move ."} +{"tweet": "It's official first year of the Tplatt open today at arrowhead @PlainPlatt @EasyDreezy @AlbersCody"} +{"tweet": "Just learned on Sesame Street that a flashlight is considered a tool, but what about a fleshlight? @ChuckPhuck"} +{"tweet": "WHEN WILL PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THEY DONT HAVE TO TAG SOMEONE IN THEIR COMMENT IF IT'S THE PERSON'S PICTURE ON INSTAGRAM"} +{"tweet": "someone take me to sweet frog, shopping, then out to eat. :*"} +{"tweet": "Off to Pittsburgh \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc6f"} +{"tweet": "@KaitlynStamp merrrrr"} +{"tweet": "@TICKLEmeSHELDO \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 you have no idea lol I can almost grow a full beard"} +{"tweet": "Jack the pussyslayer"} +{"tweet": "this week needs to fly by"} +{"tweet": "@getunreal was very skeptical of this. Tried it. It's better than the name brands. Can't believe it, but I'm sold. I will tell everyone."} +{"tweet": "@11W #HYDEsman"} +{"tweet": "Everyone single is gonna complain about not having a relationship and everyone in one is going to brag about theirs. Get over it."} +{"tweet": "As American as herpes and hotdogs"} +{"tweet": "\\u660e\\u65e5\\u306e\\u671d\\u30d5\\u30a9\\u30fc\\u30e9\\u30b9\\u3044\\u3053\\u3046\\u304b\\u306a\\uff01"} +{"tweet": "beautiful day!"} +{"tweet": "god damnit hunter."} +{"tweet": "My Ambitionz az a ridah \\ud83d\\ude0a ..."} +{"tweet": "When my cousin calls @mni_1997 Mattie >>> \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "We were young we didn't care"} +{"tweet": "Well, I guess I'd better get up...not that I wanna go to work today."} +{"tweet": "Golden Corral & Monsters University 3D tonight with the fam. beach all day tomorrow. should be a decent weekend."} +{"tweet": "And they wonder why our society is the way it is. What kind of crap music just came out if that car loud enough for everyone to hear. #FB"} +{"tweet": "if holy water is from Jesus, vodka must be from satan."} +{"tweet": "I'm not even happy it's payday tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "i hate bad dreams"} +{"tweet": "I'm having fun designing my website, but it's also such a pain..."} +{"tweet": "@_Zach_Perry_ so proud of you!!"} +{"tweet": "@rockme_ImaDavis @Ieich26 I wish \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@dshep347 as ready as i'll ever be. if you're in the audience, i'll sing right to you!"} +{"tweet": "Anyone want a full thing of C4?? $25"} +{"tweet": "er, Piggy shoved his way through toppled furniture and scrambling patrons. He made it to the door."} +{"tweet": "@Cody_Marx what's the French quiz on?"} +{"tweet": "Why can't my tv mute Gruden? He needs to shut his Bear hole, we get it, you hate the #Cowboys"} +{"tweet": "@normstricklin Man, I wish I would've gotten on twitter sooner cuz I finally just saw your awesome tweet. Miss you dude!!"} +{"tweet": "Learned from what I been through! \\u00b0\\u00b0\\u2606"} +{"tweet": "@GRVerschoor Like seriously they need to monitor those things, you could put anything in them without someone knowing!"} +{"tweet": "Watching Tarzan, oh my god how excited I am right now \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@JennaMay39 behave this weekend jenna!!"} +{"tweet": "@jharrison9292 when r u coming to Cincy?"} +{"tweet": "At my moms home alone \\ud83d\\ude48 someone hit me up"} +{"tweet": "@sharon_massie22 we need to hangout asap\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@the_govner_UK Haha can't I be kind everyone and a while towards you? Believe me I know how sunburns are"} +{"tweet": "My aunt told me to wear a dress tomorrow. PROBABLY not."} +{"tweet": "#GhostAdventures freaking creepy!"} +{"tweet": "#VoiceSave Caroline"} +{"tweet": "You know what that means? #naptime"} +{"tweet": "@laurneer me too!"} +{"tweet": "@Kays2Clutch I'm picking al up from school and we are going to the mall.. Come?!"} +{"tweet": "I still don't know how I'm gonna get over this. It was my wildest dream come true. The thing I wished for, just hours before. And now that"} +{"tweet": "Wine night tonight roomies? @Nicole_Fricke @Brooke_Wise @BeccaSukola #classy \\ud83c\\udf77"} +{"tweet": "@RYANNNxHD @ambiibambiibaby #Lmao"} +{"tweet": "Katie ill fight you lol #itssummernow"} +{"tweet": "@TheMikeBagley Thanks for the great videos."} +{"tweet": "Very inconsistent on what is and what isn't being called!"} +{"tweet": "Louisville has by far the best year of college athletics EVER and get no love... Smh"} +{"tweet": "@k_califato81 oh ok so did u hear who laurels new coach is"} +{"tweet": "I'm excited for football!!"} +{"tweet": "Little Janice Joplin for the ride home"} +{"tweet": "When I'm drunk let me be !"} +{"tweet": "Now that I might get my license tomorrow I can't even focus on homework or anything"} +{"tweet": "@packers360 now Jeremy Ross just ran back another. So lions up again."} +{"tweet": "The weber household sass @BryanKTA"} +{"tweet": "Then I got Steve a year later\\ud83d\\udc28"} +{"tweet": "Help me someone. I'm loosing myself."} +{"tweet": "@mirandaG_xo lmao sucks to suck"} +{"tweet": "Bought my Old Style Beer from the Legendary, Rocco Caputo at the #cubs game"} +{"tweet": "Today has prob been the biggest joke of my life. I can't even see straight."} +{"tweet": "Florida A&M coaches are wearing sweatpants."} +{"tweet": "I just want to be forever young"} +{"tweet": "Needed to release some bottled up thoughts bc I was being nice"} +{"tweet": "@rconsidine20 shoot my bad!"} +{"tweet": "@kelseyshaaaw you need to ha"} +{"tweet": "I wish grille one nine delivered"} +{"tweet": "@Bison_lwtCoach Good luck in the finals!"} +{"tweet": "@ABJane What is something you're better at that most other people you know? #TMITuesday"} +{"tweet": "@PaulBiancardi @ReggieRankin Gary Trent was a great player. I remember him and Geno Ford coming to Rupp in the 90's! #CATS"} +{"tweet": "Last dance recital was a success"} +{"tweet": "This might be tiredness talking but i think @BeckaCruce looks like the black haired taylor swift in you belong with me. #justathought"} +{"tweet": "I am soo OCD about my hair. It never looks right to me.."} +{"tweet": "woah"} +{"tweet": "Time to really get motivated. #lastminuteweddingplans"} +{"tweet": "I can change your world baby. Just sit back and watch."} +{"tweet": "legit drove around the gym parking lot for 10 minutes"} +{"tweet": "Ryan's definitely not sleeping"} +{"tweet": "Bye"} +{"tweet": "I hate more people this year than last year"} +{"tweet": "FORGET ABOUT ME"} +{"tweet": "A lot can go on within 24 hours."} +{"tweet": "@_Carlyfornia i have spanish and chorus:)"} +{"tweet": "Please. Anybody"} +{"tweet": "@bbrianamarie IVE BEEN READING ALL OF YOUR TWEETS ABOUT YOUR MOM BEING LATE HOME AND I WANT TO KNOW WHATS NEXT IN THE SAGA"} +{"tweet": "Only 1000 words left on my paper... yay"} +{"tweet": "The school weight room sucks. There's too many people"} +{"tweet": "Who trying to play me in fun run"} +{"tweet": "My mom yells at me for my shopping addiction but hey it's better than a drug addiction"} +{"tweet": "If nobody's perfect, I'm nobody! #CockyTweet"} +{"tweet": "I feel bad for you if your not going to #ProjectG tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Dance till your dead"} +{"tweet": "I'm done with this guy he's just too adorable"} +{"tweet": "Kepners proposal. >>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@Juliee_Lynn @ABailey1005 well you are \\ud83c\\udf69\\ud83c\\udf69\\ud83c\\udf69\\ud83c\\udf69 do not care \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Dick Vitale makes me want to hang myself"} +{"tweet": "The Lions have to win tomorrow now"} +{"tweet": "I honestly can't stand girls that complain about how the guy they like treats them and how much better they are single..Then they date them!"} +{"tweet": "He's perfection @HellozNick"} +{"tweet": "Omg I need to be here more often\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Huge defensive stand by the ravens"} +{"tweet": "I think that all @honeyhamm44 and I did today was eat.... #NotMad #WeLoveFood \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "hmm go big or go home... can I just stay at your house? Haha"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "who's eighteen and will do me a favor.. please?"} +{"tweet": "@KaylaLoitzzz fight me hoe"} +{"tweet": "@JennaDuchek still flying high !"} +{"tweet": "@lauren_stowe143 do you wana bring me food"} +{"tweet": "@CarsonNicely I love everything about that. It also has a bluetooth chip so you can get girls numbers without having to type them in"} +{"tweet": "Sex is an instant cure for depression. #fact"} +{"tweet": "@jdawg240 I'm trying."} +{"tweet": "Bad things are going down tonight at the trap @SkubaSteel"} +{"tweet": "@projectt_lexxx Loren put your hand around me, I'll think your a boy... & I might try and kiss ya. \\n\\n\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 @lorenkelly213"} +{"tweet": "these younger girls are such sluts"} +{"tweet": "I love dressing up<33"} +{"tweet": "@armandofullwood @waveavl great hang time yesterday.. Thanks!"} +{"tweet": "@julie_revis whys that?"} +{"tweet": "@klmwt77 go away"} +{"tweet": "It's Friday night and I'm on the couch. I need to quit being boring."} +{"tweet": "@BohrerAlyssa sorry! \\ud83d\\ude25 I didn't think that would be allowed!"} +{"tweet": "@xNoGenre @Garrett_Harding typical celtics fan reliving the past, I'm sorry we're you even old enough to see those championships..?"} +{"tweet": "exhausted. night!"} +{"tweet": "Whoo I've lost six pounds since I last used the wii fit. #lolz"} +{"tweet": "Pro Day!!!!"} +{"tweet": "I have the best friends in the world! @KatieCollins96 #abby"} +{"tweet": "@ErkkyPoo wut?!"} +{"tweet": "I burned more than 1/4 a pound at the gym today.. #wut"} +{"tweet": "I wish one of my parents were home to take me to school \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "Today was a great day. #thankful"} +{"tweet": "I DONT WANNA PLAY JELLY SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "We used to say \\I love you.\\\" Now we only think that shit.\""} +{"tweet": "@kevstuff legoo well drive buhl down"} +{"tweet": "#Stayclassy"} +{"tweet": "@TheEllenShow i have this funny video of my friend karen danceing then she falls out how do i send it???"} +{"tweet": "And can I get a hot tub"} +{"tweet": "@LDurbs2 hey do you work Saturday :)))))"} +{"tweet": "@Tay_imthe_Sheet sooo?"} +{"tweet": "So what's up"} +{"tweet": "Do whatever makes u happy"} +{"tweet": "I hate seeing something that just pisses you off for no reason."} +{"tweet": "@cbreezy275 shut the fuck up"} +{"tweet": "Ugh"} +{"tweet": "@_alayna3 defiantly Ian, you can see the calick from a mile away"} +{"tweet": "I have never been so stressed out before in my life"} +{"tweet": "@MrsSOsbourne how do you stay so gorgeous?"} +{"tweet": "Can I just quote everything off this movie"} +{"tweet": "I notice that you got it You notice that I want it , Know that I can take it to the next level baby"} +{"tweet": "Is there an appeal process?"} +{"tweet": "@LaneLifestyle @Cstrizz so crazy!!! I miss you guys"} +{"tweet": "Come on bosh. Watch your mouth like that for real. You're shooting 3-10 to add to the fact."} +{"tweet": "Time for 2 Broke Bitches my favorite show"} +{"tweet": "@TheChronoBreak I wish I could do the same. Too many monetary demands, especially with Liam going to school."} +{"tweet": "Persistent prayer can open closed doors and closed minds."} +{"tweet": "Today should be fun"} +{"tweet": "You're always miserable. No wonder no one likes you."} +{"tweet": "@GreasyMongoloid ....oh your going? #imoutnow ...."} +{"tweet": "@Zoeyyyx22 Your both douches \\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "@heather_petcher look at my tweet before this."} +{"tweet": "polo all day baby"} +{"tweet": "@MarcusGillmor06 wish I could retweet that!"} +{"tweet": "Yep it's raining! Perfect!!"} +{"tweet": "It's the most wonderful time of the yeaaaaaaar...FOOTBALL SEASON!"} +{"tweet": "Time for that nap, then hitting up bdubs later for some wings and beer!!"} +{"tweet": "Well the weather outside is weather."} +{"tweet": "@BMSorenson @siradamcooper psst..You can't tell him that you actually love him. It's a secret. I want him to think you love me more :) shhh"} +{"tweet": "@slaylisonswift is this true I do like to know I'm looking truly in my tweets of anything that would deserve to be here for Taylor swift"} +{"tweet": "@Denaaaa who has ap for Indy?"} +{"tweet": "Payton just perfumed my feet \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@H_Grabbs yeah !"} +{"tweet": "@bristaats15 @corie_25 whatevs..."} +{"tweet": "Want to be healthier. Going grocery shopping tomorrow night. Any suggestions as to what I should get??"} +{"tweet": "@Hawksfan22 @lolachawk yum I'm Gna try that one!!"} +{"tweet": "Gosh dang how many selfies can u post on twitter per week"} +{"tweet": "@jaygeemsg Hope your feeling better John. Maybe a goalie mask tonight, lol"} +{"tweet": "I feel like shit. Thanks flu shot. Now I'm feeling run down and chipped like our house pets. Lol. Fake. I am run down, but no Obama chip."} +{"tweet": "I try to sleep in and i wake up at 830. #fml"} +{"tweet": "I am EXTREMELY stoked for tmrw after!!! Get to spend some time with my spiritual grandmother.....WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!! #sostoked :D"} +{"tweet": "I HUGGED @wesleystromberg OMG OMG OMG #fangirling"} +{"tweet": "I would honestly be there for anyone at anytime."} +{"tweet": "Chocolate milk and four gummy vitamins is the cure for even the worst hangover"} +{"tweet": "I'm pissed, those kids were pussies"} +{"tweet": "More than anything I had this video of McKay singing that was golden and that's the main reason I'm so pissed"} +{"tweet": "HolyMaatta with a kick pass #Pens#NHL"} +{"tweet": "@JodiWhitacre I totally just seen this! I will keep them in line! John and Simon sure crack me up! Today was beautiful. #missyou"} +{"tweet": "When mom comes in and makes sure im ok>>"} +{"tweet": "@cornflake70 ya, I should be good from there for a long time now lol"} +{"tweet": "@TigerLadySoccer miss you girls too!"} +{"tweet": "Jammin Miley this am \\ud83d\\ude19"} +{"tweet": "Funking Tim"} +{"tweet": "@RowellLeah wtf are you serious omg i need to move"} +{"tweet": "@ashleys_weird yay u did it !^.^"} +{"tweet": "@TylerVincent4 where are you?!"} +{"tweet": "Silly bitches."} +{"tweet": "@KingEarv #truth"} +{"tweet": "Why do women have two holes so close together? In case you miss #belkslovecorner"} +{"tweet": "Strumming my pain with his fingers\\nSinging my life with his words\\nKilling me softly with his song\\nKilling me softly with his song"} +{"tweet": "Hope we have a good team dinner tmrw."} +{"tweet": "@ZigZigm I never said that. But Zig. I need a man. Not a little boy. I'm sorry but it just wouldn't have worked. We can be friends.."} +{"tweet": "@MeganRupp8 lol you got 3 favorites.... #Wooohooooo"} +{"tweet": "@engtechwriter This is awesome. I am going to #isf13 too! #edustoked"} +{"tweet": "There are 9 children under the age of 12 in my house"} +{"tweet": "You guys aren't my friends when you are picking on a girl you know nothing about #stfu"} +{"tweet": "I always lick my plate. Fuck with me."} +{"tweet": "I know who my friends are . I wouldn't really even call it friends cause honestly I have one friend that has NEVER switched sides. Never."} +{"tweet": "Did I really stay up past 4:00 just to watch The Cheetah Girls 2? #ohmygod"} +{"tweet": "@kiearaarianna28 yeah same but his pants are annoying"} +{"tweet": "Wedding festivities all weekend \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@Tamerik_1 you should play soccer"} +{"tweet": "Just the thought of getting to go on a beach trip this summer, makes me one happy happy girl. \\ud83c\\udf79\\u2600\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udf0a\\ud83c\\udf34"} +{"tweet": "A oil and lube rainy day. Blurg!"} +{"tweet": "Not going to lie I'm a bit excited about #xboxreval. Definitely want an Xbox One now"} +{"tweet": "@maisieb2009 need to find a local rescue tht I like! Then get involved."} +{"tweet": "Let it snow!"} +{"tweet": "@summer_wilson_ wouldn't doubt it\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Eli watches The L Word with me >>>>"} +{"tweet": "@dahvihooper don't do it! Love you \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@CherLloyd Just saw video of you singing in San Antonio today. Your vocals are AMAZING!"} +{"tweet": "Hating everything and everyone rn"} +{"tweet": "Reasons to come to Kato: 1. Our football team is amazing 2. You get to walk around with the thrill of wondering if you will get stabbed."} +{"tweet": "I don't even want to get out of bed ."} +{"tweet": "How do you k ow when you found the one?"} +{"tweet": "The game is about to be crazy"} +{"tweet": "@_PainInTheAsh I didn't know if you wanted me to or not"} +{"tweet": "@binkley_hannah I HAVE seen it! And then Donnie, and J. and I drove by the house!"} +{"tweet": "You just have to shake it off and realize some people will never ne happy"} +{"tweet": "Saved by the bell.\\ud83d\\udd14\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "The stars are so beautiful tonight. \\ud83c\\udf0c"} +{"tweet": "They need a woman translator for men like they have for Obama on key and peele."} +{"tweet": "This step is really slowing me down. Stayed in the past three nights...who have I become!? -__-"} +{"tweet": "One hand in the air if you don't really care . Two hands in the air if you don't really care . It's like that sometimes"} +{"tweet": "@taylorkahrig I work everyday but Wednesdays & Sundays & I usually go in at 5"} +{"tweet": "Yes taking the mustang to chillicothe!"} +{"tweet": "AC days are the worst! \\ud83d\\ude1e\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "RUSSDICULOUS!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Who's not in school today"} +{"tweet": "Don't tell me you're sorry cuz you're not, you're only sorry you got caught \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@therealsararose @krystalmedina18 what are you getting?"} +{"tweet": "The only opinion that truly matters is your own. If you don't like someone else's opinion, that's fine. Just let them keep on talking."} +{"tweet": "What a suck up."} +{"tweet": "And.... Now I have to go to work. Lol"} +{"tweet": "@AstridJMF nope never seen it"} +{"tweet": "Come on baby let's go listen to the night train."} +{"tweet": "@JimsTweetings p.s that is not my hair normally"} +{"tweet": "I am so sick \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Jays on my feet, so get like me."} +{"tweet": "The devil dances and eventually answers"} +{"tweet": "My strange addiction is fucking disgusting!! Ewhhhh"} +{"tweet": "@RealistSpeaking who is?"} +{"tweet": "@Notorious_T_E_D I like your profile pic #outcold"} +{"tweet": "So many girls going out for Grease \\ud83d\\ude48 I'm concerned I won't get anything"} +{"tweet": "ITS NOT EVEN NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY. just cuz one idiot posted it now you all do. Fine then, Tomorrow is National Libby Day post pics plz"} +{"tweet": "Because sometimes, the person you can't live without, can live without you"} +{"tweet": "@robykenobi its been a pleasure but I gots 2 what's best 4 me and my family. #MoneyTalks."} +{"tweet": "I love @DagerDevon's snapchats \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "You're right Mazzy is ignore my call too"} +{"tweet": "Just ran over 2 miles not bad for before lunch"} +{"tweet": "I wish you the best, as long as its not with me."} +{"tweet": "@msnbc @morganwinn they need to cut the whole program out. Some people are making a career out of it. Keep cutting it"} +{"tweet": "I need a corgi"} +{"tweet": "@Kaylajane_23 this kid is gonna change the world! #genius"} +{"tweet": "Girl I'm in your town, come over\\nGirl don't let me down I won't be here for long\\nI'll show you a good time\\nOne that we'll both remember"} +{"tweet": "All of my friends are ALWAYS making fun of me.....#truestory haha whyyyy"} +{"tweet": "I've been running scared without you."} +{"tweet": "I cant believe that me and sophia got into the wrong car\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@clarisssamarie I can come over and help you if you'd like me too \\ud83d\\ude04 if you wifi, ill bring my MacBook & we can do it together"} +{"tweet": "@miss_oregon \\ud83c\\udf3e\\ud83d\\udc40\\ud83c\\udf3e"} +{"tweet": "@jezzlover2010 haha funny I still love u tho text me<333"} +{"tweet": "@priscillaouma @noms_noms3 @oevpaul_ouma @hametimesfinest @johnjonnyjohn @jaymillz3424 hahah Paul hasn't denied anythin if you don't believe"} +{"tweet": "@carelesschoirs I've been meaning to."} +{"tweet": "Especially since i havent eaten since sunday...."} +{"tweet": "Young blood is so addicting"} +{"tweet": "My brother and I are sitting in the backroom watching Pok\\u00e9mon and avoiding family"} +{"tweet": "i can't even blow my nose from when that girl elbowed me in the face yesterday"} +{"tweet": "I love that my mom is cutting up my pork chop so itll go down my throat easier. Lol #SheLovesMe"} +{"tweet": "I honestly dont even want to hangout with him tonight, but its whatev"} +{"tweet": "Am I the only one who's irked when people say they're sorry and they don't have a reason to be sorry?"} +{"tweet": "I've decided I want the 49ers to win the superbowl so you all should expect the falcons to win the next game. #badluck"} +{"tweet": "@JessicaFiscal ok sounds good! :)"} +{"tweet": "Ahhh.. So many people playin golf today.. So jealous!! \\u26f3"} +{"tweet": "I forgot how much fun sledding was. #socold #butsofun"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone else have friends who consistently get pop culture wrong .. \\Omg I love Julianne Moore!\\\" ME \\\"this is a Wendy's commercial ?\""} +{"tweet": "#TheVoice"} +{"tweet": "Happy Fabulous Friday!! #fullworkweek"} +{"tweet": "@Leesahanne @LMP_Soapworks @ragell @mexibren Morning.Was expecting to sleep late after being up so late. But hubs woke up early."} +{"tweet": "@Breannanykol FREAKING TEXT ME BABY. \\ud83d\\ude1a"} +{"tweet": "@_SupaHotFiree dude I was dying!!"} +{"tweet": "@PGBigRed I have to charge my phone so don't talk to me. \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "You know what happens when she drinks patron"} +{"tweet": "It's half past go fuck yourself I should be drunk by now"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I never did anything to you, why're you trying to make my life a living hell?"} +{"tweet": "@taylor_lynchhh sure u can its called moving on to a better girl"} +{"tweet": "Being naked isn't fun - #saidnooneever"} +{"tweet": "That's cool"} +{"tweet": "#TeamNoSleep"} +{"tweet": "Chris Brown has definitely lost his marbles b"} +{"tweet": "@KForce92 yah, I was very confused. Haha"} +{"tweet": "Just hit Ben with two quick pop quizzes and he failed both."} +{"tweet": "@taylorvuich14 @logan21harris how about the walk?"} +{"tweet": "Presenting the microsoft game consoles. The xbox1, xbox360, and xbox one. Oh wait..."} +{"tweet": "@Tyler_MTV If Tyler Would go to prom with me. My life would be complete. Please Make my dreams come true :) we can #GetBuckWild"} +{"tweet": "Only 15 minutes and bus duty seperate me from pizza, Sean, the weekend, and seeing some old friends. #lovelife #weekend"} +{"tweet": "I hope me and Kelsey hangout tonight!! #missher"} +{"tweet": "I'm fucking done"} +{"tweet": "@DaneHunter well I can't afford it unless I sell my SS but damn I love that rruck"} +{"tweet": "Fixin' up the boat! #summer"} +{"tweet": "Your actually really annoying me right now"} +{"tweet": "@CjBabexox @linshamp whoever the fuck, same thing"} +{"tweet": "All I wanted were those shoes \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "All all"} +{"tweet": "@melaniestenslan @toridoheny @shainerss210 dude i have to go to school my mom makes me"} +{"tweet": "I miss all of my family in Florida so much\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@VDeezyFoSheezy false."} +{"tweet": "I'm really missing seeing all my HS friends! #NotTheSame"} +{"tweet": "@JenBranker well that sucks"} +{"tweet": "Beef"} +{"tweet": "@arianaa429 ahh, I can't wait to be back! miss you more roomie \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@mmmmkayla whyy?!!?"} +{"tweet": "Just took the best snap video of my life"} +{"tweet": "@gayofthedead8 haha you should totally go with me. No joke"} +{"tweet": "@K_Haard thanks :) i try."} +{"tweet": "@NickStew95 they are, they like yelled at me cause I came up to visit the band at band camp."} +{"tweet": "And why is qualifying not going to be on tv.. -_-"} +{"tweet": "My 86 great aunt is getting married it just proves that you should never give up on love"} +{"tweet": "in such a good mood today \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Still shaking... \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "I hate you, @bri_Ish20! I've wanted that tattoo for so long \\ud83d\\ude12 it looks so good though! \\ud83d\\ude1a"} +{"tweet": "My dad just asked why I would go out in freezing temperatures at midnight to see a movie...I just stared at him. #DesolationofSmaug"} +{"tweet": "Wonderful day turned into a great night .Be safe guys"} +{"tweet": "It is time to build an ark"} +{"tweet": "If you've never witnessed Dixieland delight at a BAMA game you're missing out #Classic"} +{"tweet": "Nevermind. Everyone is coming."} +{"tweet": "@breaux_kristian i'm pretty sure it may. Lol. It could go down the wrong pipe or somethin"} +{"tweet": "OMG \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "My teacher repeatedly talks about red heads having bad tempers and anger management issues in Psych. HOW IS THIS A PROVEN FACT\\ud83d\\udc7f\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "I don't see a point in getting out of bed on Sundays"} +{"tweet": "@LorealG23 for the first time ever"} +{"tweet": "@Michaelkrajci you are gonna tell me about this tomorrow!!"} +{"tweet": "I love you doesn't mean anything unless it begins with \\I\\\" that \\\"love you\\\" or \\\"ly\\\" stuff means nothing.\""} +{"tweet": "@CajunRaiinbow Aw<\\\\3"} +{"tweet": "I told myself I'd eat Subway instead of Taco Bell on break"} +{"tweet": "@chrisbower: @projectreindeer let it #snow"} +{"tweet": "@zackfed_5 @KGreaver34 cant**"} +{"tweet": "@Michael5SOS Michael I played a video game for the first time in years today and I won the first time are you proud of me?"} +{"tweet": "Im bout go to sleep and laugh all day"} +{"tweet": "I woke up last night though and had to eat 2-3 tums. My belly was \\ud83d\\ude37."} +{"tweet": "@ParkerWhite27 k you're not a real mermaid if you say that"} +{"tweet": "It's a hell of a ride if you can survive the pain"} +{"tweet": "Miley Cyrus .... No just go home"} +{"tweet": "@taylay14 @babypeace08 I'm trying!!!"} +{"tweet": "legitly"} +{"tweet": "If you don't find Insidious 2 scary you're lying."} +{"tweet": "Can't believe that Friday was my last class with the people that I have spent 2 years with through school. Kind of depressing."} +{"tweet": "Shit.. The amount of damage we did yesterday could probably land us 5 years behind bars. I love my friends ((:"} +{"tweet": "@shelbayy_bayy remember the time @Eastie_Beastie puked out the window and it was hitting your face?"} +{"tweet": "I'm here for 4 years, what's the rush?"} +{"tweet": "most turnovers I've ever seen in my life"} +{"tweet": "@nickles_7 at least it's not a beaver."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@DarianMeininger it is though! Harry instagramed a pic if it!"} +{"tweet": "Haul day heavy day."} +{"tweet": "Race car"} +{"tweet": "I'm off on an adventure"} +{"tweet": "@maggiereeed @maddiechen14 Maggie I have no respect for your music judgment #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "High hopes for this weekend!"} +{"tweet": "High school introduced me to some very great people and really opened my eyes to many things! I want to thank my class for a hell of a time!"} +{"tweet": "@Clwey sounds like something I would say (;"} +{"tweet": "It's hump dayyyy!"} +{"tweet": "@Con___B tailgating"} +{"tweet": "@Neveeeeen_xo Oh hell no. Get out while you still can \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Anyone else here ever been proposed to via google images? I've dated some losers in my life, I know."} +{"tweet": "Anthony fell asleep so I'm watching a military movie! #wtfhappenedtome"} +{"tweet": "I hate when my whole timeline is full of Jacob's sub tweets."} +{"tweet": "Napping until my next job."} +{"tweet": "Just got pulled over..hahaha. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "WAIT WTF ?! @CusterKelsi \\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udc76\\ud83c\\udf7c"} +{"tweet": "How am I not in twitter jail yet"} +{"tweet": "@killCody flailing around"} +{"tweet": "I'm loving this vest I got on tho"} +{"tweet": "Forgot to put a bra on for grad practice :/ Can we hurry up so I can get outta here, please."} +{"tweet": "Whether I'm \\going out every night\\\", or sitting at home by myself, it's not my school's business to judge me based on what I do with my life\""} +{"tweet": "im ready for bed"} +{"tweet": "I can't control my leg #atall #leggycomeback"} +{"tweet": "Is GTL still a thing? Doing that today after work."} +{"tweet": "@itsVinny34 good"} +{"tweet": "my brain is already mush and its 8:30... great."} +{"tweet": "@sarieclarie I best be in the one percent!"} +{"tweet": "We expect the love we think we deserve \\n#perksofbeingawallflower"} +{"tweet": "Finally SLEEP!!"} +{"tweet": "Ayeeee lets go baby blarney rock time #CuseNation"} +{"tweet": "To take a nap or watch gg such a hard decision"} +{"tweet": "Whatta night. Praise Jesus."} +{"tweet": "Sex drugs and rock and roll \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "My teacher didn't even come today. I've just been chilling in the library by myself all hour #spanish4 #juniorprobz"} +{"tweet": "Angel broke up with Buffy. I cried."} +{"tweet": "This kid at track camp asked what's left and right."} +{"tweet": "Who are you to judge me"} +{"tweet": "@OuttaMyLlama they were the ones who walked me in this morning with an umbrella! Don't hate on them!"} +{"tweet": "Why do kids in MBA classes act like a 5-6 page, double spaced, paper is so long & difficult to write? I'm editing down to those constraints"} +{"tweet": "What a terrible tragedy. #PrayersForAP"} +{"tweet": "Weathers going to shit in Brampton, while I swim and zipline in Ohio #blessed \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@fatboyslim102 yes he did"} +{"tweet": "Why don't you fucking go to their fucking family and leave us alone. \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I hope my pay check is prepared to be blown long and hard this week"} +{"tweet": "it's so hot but I'm to lazy to get up and turn on the fan"} +{"tweet": "@cchuante false"} +{"tweet": "I just really love atmosphere!"} +{"tweet": "I don't need anyone really .."} +{"tweet": "@Jen_Crowther Exactly. If you get some of the old cast returning or multiple time hosts, you don't see that crap. #snl"} +{"tweet": "Alrighty. Cool cool."} +{"tweet": "@KDH43 I miss you to \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@Newsome63Hunter I hope she takes it lol"} +{"tweet": "Awkward and girl code on tonight...best night ever. #tv #tuesday"} +{"tweet": "Honestly I think I might have made a huge mistake.. But if it's meant to be it will be, right?\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@emmilyy_morris going later today virg has the car til noon"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udfb6 I saw goodbye in your eyes, I know that it's over \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Fuck life"} +{"tweet": "@earmstrong323 False. The Holocaust."} +{"tweet": "Is that purple hair?"} +{"tweet": "@kdleach96 \\ud83d\\ude1e\\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@_Bebeeyes_ yeah! Haha"} +{"tweet": "you're cute \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@AstrinaStar_MLP thank you, nice photo"} +{"tweet": "Ready for round 2"} +{"tweet": "You're unbelievable."} +{"tweet": "The zoo comes through. Sorry quitter @jers08 another bad day for the cuse in the Pete."} +{"tweet": "@OneJetAtATime #WN I think McKnight is odd man out. Powell well-rounded game. Can protect QB"} +{"tweet": "@greggutfeld , that's to burn up his 15 Minute interview."} +{"tweet": "I never thought that if you do one thing wrong.Everyone would hate you.Wow.i dislike growing up its like yesterday no one cares now they do"} +{"tweet": "Game day!! #soccer"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to be like 25. I'm gonna be so responsible and take care of myself."} +{"tweet": "Is it time to go home yet?"} +{"tweet": "@amlewis2012 I mean, why the hell not lol"} +{"tweet": "Bring it on home is the shit!!! Just brought me some La Juas\\n#deliverybitches"} +{"tweet": "@dominictrozzi anything you'd like!"} +{"tweet": "#TeamNoSleep"} +{"tweet": "I'm craving mashed potatoes!!!!!\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@shannonrmckee JEALOUS MUCH"} +{"tweet": "I'm seriously going to fall asleep..."} +{"tweet": "FRUIT SOUNDS SO GOOD. \\ud83c\\udf53\\ud83c\\udf49\\ud83c\\udf47\\ud83c\\udf52\\ud83c\\udf51\\ud83c\\udf48\\ud83c\\udf50\\ud83c\\udf4d\\ud83c\\udf4a\\ud83c\\udf4f\\ud83c\\udf4e"} +{"tweet": "I thought online would be easy haha no I was wrong this is hard"} +{"tweet": "Happy St. Patrick's Day!!! \\ud83c\\udf40"} +{"tweet": "@EbenOfficial EBEN HOW ARE YOU"} +{"tweet": "#StrugglesOfBeingTheUglyFriend you're always the one ruining the picture ."} +{"tweet": "@HardestPine if you talk to Amanda or Colin will you tell them that I miss them and I need to see Amanda ASAP for girls night of cocktails!"} +{"tweet": "@alexisislaughin Thanks love!"} +{"tweet": "I need a house with sound-proof walls. Or a house without a ten-year-old brother. Jesus help me! \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude49\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "@katiebird629 they're adorable!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@JacobAdamsFasho IT SUCKS."} +{"tweet": "@hhayes1132 @JohnstonSpencer @bdogw77 well thanks hog!! I want a rematch!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Ellynledg Um....? I'm confused!"} +{"tweet": "What's going on tonight?"} +{"tweet": "I am the epitome of death right now #sadday #sosick"} +{"tweet": "What's going on with this Ally Hoov"} +{"tweet": "@WeaverK21 all said was varsity is good. Ive never seen you guys play but your own teammates tweet about how you guys arent so your welcome."} +{"tweet": "@modmarket I checked your twitter right after I sent that. Duh I'm a dummy. Thanks though!!"} +{"tweet": "If I love it, I will continue to do it and not give one fuck if you like it or not."} +{"tweet": "@profoundlypaige That would be great! When will you be here?"} +{"tweet": "My mom tells me to shave daily #gtfo"} +{"tweet": "The boarding area for trains at Union Station is way less romantic than it should be. #disappointed"} +{"tweet": "@KatieProthro yikes #imhilarious \\ud83d\\ude01 but for real miss you #fixyourself"} +{"tweet": "Great day #amazing #prettynails"} +{"tweet": "No power..... really?"} +{"tweet": "@LoopyLoretta MMIIKKEE!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Eat'n Park with my brothers because I'm a lovely sistaaa"} +{"tweet": "Yerooo"} +{"tweet": "Don't you cry tonight, there's a heaven above you baby."} +{"tweet": "My mom is so drunk. Lolololol"} +{"tweet": "@ItsAshleyTorres to quote Miley, forget the haters, cuz somebody loves ya."} +{"tweet": "@IanMonte UGH ITS SO GOOD IT KILLS ME TO ACTUALLY ENJOY IT.."} +{"tweet": "@Rharvley true story"} +{"tweet": "What Annie ?! \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I didn't know we were chill... But alright."} +{"tweet": "Your stupid."} +{"tweet": "Back it up, Or Clock Out"} +{"tweet": "@WSILNews any ideas if #herrin #illinois has a water problem ?? Very low water pressure."} +{"tweet": "@TMoMo_21 @aubrey_masters \\ud83d\\ude02 do not encourage this Taylor!!!"} +{"tweet": "Ready to fall asleep and end this crappy day."} +{"tweet": "@xostephaboo bible"} +{"tweet": "Literally freezing right now... Who's gonna come keep me warm??"} +{"tweet": "Once again, it is too hot to sleep"} +{"tweet": "@dannie2013 well I made one where I drew out the alabama state championship trophy and wrote take state on it and then made 2 for Jordan!"} +{"tweet": "@WhitneyDwo @randuhlynn_12 dude. you've seen one in real life?!"} +{"tweet": "Shine bright like a vagina."} +{"tweet": "New phone already love it"} +{"tweet": "Everyones getting into relationships. And me...... I'm just creepishly watching from the corner of Starbucks thinking well. \\I have coffee!\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@KarliDHall no idea. I was hoping you could tell me:)"} +{"tweet": "@AnnaObrecht I could probs make a sing out of it"} +{"tweet": "@PattyUge that line is butter."} +{"tweet": "@ladya44 I can't wait to spend all summer with you! Miss you and love you so much!"} +{"tweet": "@kwdarby it's not glorious by any means. You gotta like being \\poor\\\" in a way... :) \\\"success\\\" isn't quite what people think! :)\""} +{"tweet": "Haha if ya don't like it... Okayyy byee"} +{"tweet": "This day is going great so far already!"} +{"tweet": "Are you down with socializing with family members you see one every 5 years?"} +{"tweet": "@CSpade613 You got it"} +{"tweet": "Gonna have the house to myself again when I get home. How great"} +{"tweet": "Thank you so much! \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9b@marileebrinson"} +{"tweet": "Just smoked these high schoolers on jeopardy. Bunch of clowns. I weep for our nations future."} +{"tweet": "What a shitty day this is turning out to be"} +{"tweet": "@hellokarinax I don't know...lol ur not at the job no more?"} +{"tweet": "@MarioSoulTruth Morning"} +{"tweet": "@TCochran22 10 o'clock"} +{"tweet": "A long December and there is reason to believe maybe this year will be batter than the last\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "And the xfactor"} +{"tweet": "Words are a weapon images r a lesson people feed into the shit that why they grieving and shit\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\udcaf"} +{"tweet": "Hey guys I just woke up and went on instagram from a phone..... my phone. #wutwut"} +{"tweet": "The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot."} +{"tweet": "Cowboys and angels \\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "Scheduling a test on a Friday was not one of my better ideas"} +{"tweet": "Hey @N_Horne is our chapter four test today?"} +{"tweet": "@TamiDuncandu76 I would agree with you but I'm insecure and it has nothing to do with a boy cuz I've never dated anyone."} +{"tweet": "@baithfoyes @a_tarabaabyy HAHAHAHAHA. OMG. wow I miss 6th grade."} +{"tweet": "It's one am I'm sober and not tired.. This is weird"} +{"tweet": "Time to possibly pig out? #Imthinkingyes"} +{"tweet": "@justr192 where are you?!"} +{"tweet": "Someone just spoiled this weeks walking dead for me #killyourself"} +{"tweet": "I blame #nicksaban for that loss thanks for taking away a chance for the bcs"} +{"tweet": "@iLoVeHeDlEy_Emi they can die okay. Don't let them bother her."} +{"tweet": "I just want a lot of snow \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "I do what I want."} +{"tweet": "@RezaFarahan still looking hot"} +{"tweet": "@yayitsparis haha now I'm tweeting you to much! Sorry!"} +{"tweet": "@kleck_nerd \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 that's hilarious and I don't know why."} +{"tweet": "Personally I could care less about what he bans because ill prob just be wearing sweatpants a lot.. Oops"} +{"tweet": "I've had one too many people walk out of my life and that's why I am the way I am."} +{"tweet": "I just wanna chill"} +{"tweet": "I am going to be so sad when the seniors leave \\ud83d\\ude2d #bringonthewaterworks"} +{"tweet": "Is there anyone more useless than nelly"} +{"tweet": "Oh hey Pinterest you're much more interesting than World War I"} +{"tweet": "@Sneish412 for sure..lets get it"} +{"tweet": "@rhi_beav You don't even know!"} +{"tweet": "I get so pumped over this show"} +{"tweet": "@Mattpurritano3 thanks cuz congrats to you too ! #missyou"} +{"tweet": "Perfect day to go golfing !"} +{"tweet": "@BillSimmons crabtree torn achilles and season in doubt. What's reasonable? Back by week seven?"} +{"tweet": "Subtweets confuse me"} +{"tweet": "@ATroxtel Everyone does that. All the time. That's basically what twitter is."} +{"tweet": "@nov_jackson @cgolightly16 where are we hanging tonight ?"} +{"tweet": "Watching Chinese people interact is so amusing"} +{"tweet": "Then I peed my pants and stole the grooms cigar."} +{"tweet": "Thanksgiving Eve > New Years Eve"} +{"tweet": "FUCK"} +{"tweet": "@HenleystoneLtd sounds good."} +{"tweet": "Screw this Xbox update\\ud83c\\udfae\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@haleysj15 touch\\u00e9"} +{"tweet": "The New Orleans Pelicans have managed to become the ugliest team in the NBA."} +{"tweet": "guess its true what everyone said about you\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@CHRISKONGIX @b_carm dyslexic?"} +{"tweet": "Unlike everyone else, I'm glad that class I have class today #BreadmakingBitchez"} +{"tweet": "Really hate my gym class."} +{"tweet": "@ColetteCale about time !!"} +{"tweet": "No better feeling than when someone notices your stache. #ManTweet"} +{"tweet": "Hardball is such a depressing movie."} +{"tweet": "@haleysmithster I was at the dog show till later in the day? If you're gonna talk to me like shit im not gonna sit here a defend myself."} +{"tweet": "@Samuel_Groves4 I'm here"} +{"tweet": "@__BlackBoy when you goin to rudys?"} +{"tweet": "I want a combination of Taco Bell chipotle and Olive Garden right meow"} +{"tweet": "Ohh where ohhh where is my best friend tiiiinnaaaaaaa @JustinaPereida"} +{"tweet": "Well damn.... Red Sox won the World Series.... This sucks...\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "This will easily be the longest two weeks of my life to date"} +{"tweet": "I always watch surprise military homecomings and cry my eyes out. Idk why I do this to myself."} +{"tweet": "@buggyprince I always miss you a stupid amount but that's warranted"} +{"tweet": "#oomf is so annoying #ShutUpAlready"} +{"tweet": "@PBR was a blast\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I have my fan on high, the windows open, and I'm still sweating"} +{"tweet": "The stuff guys will do for a stick of gum... #amazed"} +{"tweet": "@raynaysavs LOLLLLLLLL SUPPPPPP"} +{"tweet": "Note\\n\\u529b\\u5c3d\\u304d\\u308b\\u3002"} +{"tweet": "Idk why but little girls always seem to bug me wherever I go\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I was born in it, I was raised in it. Got it on my chest"} +{"tweet": "Anybody wanna come see the purge with me??? No okay that's cool."} +{"tweet": "I have both a chemistry and geometry test today.. \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "Jennings cool it with the shots and lets rotate Redick in more #GoBucks"} +{"tweet": "One person cared. One,"} +{"tweet": "@Kimberlyn_T the one right across the street from Fred Meyers in orchards? Haha"} +{"tweet": "This movie is boring :(((((((("} +{"tweet": "@Bassman2012 I forgot that Aerosmith wrote that song. Eh, @becca_imabell ?"} +{"tweet": "Finally watch anchor man.. After like 10 years of it being out lmao \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Cuddling would be great right about now"} +{"tweet": "Jack Mona's jaw Spencer!!!! @SleepintheGardn #PLL"} +{"tweet": "I would have preferred 6 but ill take 3 and being up 10 at half"} +{"tweet": "What was the final of the Fraser game?"} +{"tweet": "@ColinNelson24 whattttttt"} +{"tweet": "Don't cha just loveee the spring season ;) I sure do :)"} +{"tweet": "Just want something real in my life. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@a_reina31 oh really you should stop tweeting now before I freak out"} +{"tweet": "I'm literally freaking out about that pooch punt"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna be home with my beautiful family and nephew \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "@DUSTIN_RHODES1 hoping to see you this evening:)"} +{"tweet": "This lightning >"} +{"tweet": "@CaliLoveeeeeee Lol..I need to stop watching it..oh what the hell im post to you can see it..."} +{"tweet": "I can't even keep my eyes ope. Soo I guess that means it's bed time. #nightwitter"} +{"tweet": "I forgot I'm taking Spanish this semester \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33 lol"} +{"tweet": "I either need sleep or an IV with a bag of caffeine and amphetamines."} +{"tweet": "@TeddersGirl at first I read \\I need to appreciate pancake recipes\\\" idk how lol\""} +{"tweet": "@emilysipiora I think you're really great. I'm glad this happened."} +{"tweet": "Lean."} +{"tweet": "You're an idiot therefore I do not at anytime plan on socializing with you"} +{"tweet": "Seriously jealous of all the people that are peacefully sleeping my midnight every night because being up all night sucks"} +{"tweet": "Where's our length and pressure? Idk where our defense is but they need to figure it out. And get cooley to foul"} +{"tweet": "I think I get a 2 hour lunch today tho? #motivation"} +{"tweet": "I think it snows like everyday up here"} +{"tweet": "Dickweed"} +{"tweet": "Twitter?"} +{"tweet": "I wish my dad could ball like that kids dad!"} +{"tweet": "@BPick15 what"} +{"tweet": "@JWSchooly @billmcjump @bennylenos @cdt_chrisdaniel we never leave a country after a war. That's all I'm saying."} +{"tweet": "Country music is literally the worst."} +{"tweet": "Day30: feels great to accomplish something that you work so hard for. Taking it one day at a time. :]"} +{"tweet": "I need to quit posting half naked pictures on Instagram. It's not cute."} +{"tweet": "@morin_vanessa @morganrae1134 GIRLS TRIP !"} +{"tweet": "Shelley & I went to Pioneer this morning with Alex to have breakfast. It was interesting, I had a good time. Always nice to hang with family"} +{"tweet": "Bye..."} +{"tweet": "@ashleigh_ruttt haha we really do!"} +{"tweet": "Someone bring me sheetz \\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83c\\udf57"} +{"tweet": "@victoriaajulie go to sleep, ur drunk"} +{"tweet": "There goes chad, pulling his sly moves"} +{"tweet": "mr Berni timed how long it took me to open my locker today. oh."} +{"tweet": "@miilkkk die"} +{"tweet": "@MizMelly in more ways than you know"} +{"tweet": "Life throws the toughest situations at me sometimes."} +{"tweet": "@TC19LHP ohhh I see. You should get home skills 2nd hour!"} +{"tweet": "Scared to look... Idk if I can do it\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I have a Keek now...definitely better than snapchat and vine!"} +{"tweet": "@kara_gorman awh that sucks I'm sorry \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Forget this studying crap. #nightnight"} +{"tweet": "@Jakobe73 haha NOT my car."} +{"tweet": "& i dont date noooooobody #lt"} +{"tweet": "Actually wore make up today \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@k_joseph21 Yes! Just went from six to midnight \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "And my mom wonders why I want to move to Arizona.. \\u2600\\ufe0f\\u2600\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@tAdams_ awe I need that shit. What else is there to do on it."} +{"tweet": "If you're not texting me, you're not hearing from me."} +{"tweet": "@forever_farwell great is an understatement"} +{"tweet": "Can u fucking just@like understand that your hot"} +{"tweet": "@RonHornaday Now we need to get you in Victory Lane"} +{"tweet": "@SnapsForMee she just loved to be loved on"} +{"tweet": "They like sleeping"} +{"tweet": "."} +{"tweet": "I haven't been on twitter at all lately it was weird I was having withdraws, head full of thoughts syndrome lmao"} +{"tweet": "omg why are there so many birds I'm confused"} +{"tweet": "@rachelcantfly you saw me so I have no idea how anything could cause your night to be bad...."} +{"tweet": "Every girl has that one bra they love because it makes their boobs look amazing and its design is cute"} +{"tweet": "@BaileyBolsinger we'll come see you!"} +{"tweet": "I. Want. Frostop. Now. \\ud83c\\udf54\\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83c\\udf7a"} +{"tweet": "@BrittWalling if it says 16-012 then don't eat it!! That is the batch that is recalled!!"} +{"tweet": "I like girls who play hard to gett"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\uddfa\\ud83c\\uddf8"} +{"tweet": "@collegeprepster you know I made the Maryland prep Instagram and I'm delighted every time you like a picture!"} +{"tweet": "@Just1nB yeah"} +{"tweet": "I just can't understand what the fuck it wrong with people."} +{"tweet": "someone have a gathering Wednesday and remember to invite me"} +{"tweet": "Hopefully it's better next year.. \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Ouch."} +{"tweet": "@tucker_hudson ight man thanks again"} +{"tweet": "@ShelseaJativa because they are both so incredibly beautiful\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Wish I was home so i could have watched the game \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "Everynight you lie awake in bed , thinking of what you should have done instead"} +{"tweet": "@tabathajo_ said she likes the smell of our freezer at work & asked if that's weird...Yeah that's weird"} +{"tweet": "@hsab9 you can have the rest of them \\ud83d\\udc4c\\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Remind me again why I'm snapchating without makeup.... #baadddidea"} +{"tweet": "I don't believe it one bit...we will settle this by a dance battle at night, in the rain, in front of some car headlights"} +{"tweet": "There's someone out there that feels just like me, there is.. \\ud83c\\udfa7"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I disappoint myself"} +{"tweet": "Yaay getting my hair done"} +{"tweet": "I'm so busy now but I kinda like it"} +{"tweet": "@breeezybabyy_ what movie?"} +{"tweet": "I have this bizarre urge to go to the driving range right now....."} +{"tweet": "I have a Obsession with SHOPPING I JUST HAD EXPRESSO WITH DANIELLE,GEENAS BEING A BASIC BITCh I'm of the walls @daniellemankiew @geenaatripp"} +{"tweet": "@rachieeeep_ Sunday funday at Belden village? Just sayin... Britt me Jill. What more do you need?!??"} +{"tweet": "the ear plugs are almost completely blocking out greg's snoring tonight. i am content."} +{"tweet": "I hate when people wear the same thing EVERYDAY! #changeyourclothes #gross \\ud83d\\ude2f"} +{"tweet": "thank you @ccfreestyle machine, for spraying lemonade all over me. love you, too..."} +{"tweet": "Don't fight the love. @DariaElizabeth3"} +{"tweet": "@mtn_dew nascar"} +{"tweet": "I hope this game goes into a shoot out"} +{"tweet": "I may or may not have twerked in the stand up tanning bed tonight \\ud83d\\ude33 #WhiteGirlProblems"} +{"tweet": "I miss my family @GundvaldsonGOMG @Hickops @Kevin_LaChane :("} +{"tweet": "But the fact that @KatieLynnnSweet and I still haven't had our boy meets world marathon day is upsetting! #SadTweet"} +{"tweet": "@woah_holy_shat #heavyflow"} +{"tweet": "@lysssa_boooo sooo? Doesn't mean anything.. Ha."} +{"tweet": "Could have bet money on that"} +{"tweet": "@BrunoMars ask the dragon?? Please! We haven't done it I'm forever! And us hooligans want to know more about the sex dragon!! #askthedragon"} +{"tweet": "Jim said he's going to do a fire drill at 5 'til 10. If he does, I will kick him in the shins, both of them."} +{"tweet": "Deciding what to wear tonight will be the death of me. \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\udc57\\ud83c\\udf80\\ud83d\\udc84\\ud83d\\udc59"} +{"tweet": "@abby_schreiter seems about right"} +{"tweet": "Freak accidents, glad my sisters okay tho"} +{"tweet": "Man this Seattle defense is freaking ridiculous!"} +{"tweet": "YES MY BOY GABE LYNN"} +{"tweet": "I need a night out."} +{"tweet": "@smallkidswag @cole_crotty Brock douchebag"} +{"tweet": "You know when Elf eats that spaghetti with all the candy on it and shoves it all in his mouth and groans? That's me with cookie dough."} +{"tweet": "Can't stop watching the news on Oklahoma"} +{"tweet": "Sam is comin over"} +{"tweet": "Feel like a game of Fronthand Backhand with a few ppl...my turn first tho"} +{"tweet": "Missing the cape a lot right about now"} +{"tweet": "@janayfetzer shut"} +{"tweet": "@smokingaces9 yes hahah"} +{"tweet": "@Rho_Gamma1920 when is the come out?"} +{"tweet": "My foot & my brain aren't communicating. My foot wants to out the pedal to the metal, but my brain knows what a speed limit is. #headedeast"} +{"tweet": "Okay I'll go to sleep"} +{"tweet": "@ImmaPentaholic bawahah! Of course not! Its from Scott Pilgrim."} +{"tweet": "I'm so bored and wide awake tonight!"} +{"tweet": "Why.why.why.why"} +{"tweet": "@princesstt818 true life these idiots are speeding up my gray hair process. Lmao"} +{"tweet": "@halloimmegan @Katie_Hamrick This whole interaction... \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Good night twitaaaaaaaa!"} +{"tweet": "Pirate flag and an island girl."} +{"tweet": "Finally I'm through wasting all these tears on youuu"} +{"tweet": "@prodpi Yes!! Thank you for taking a stand!!"} +{"tweet": "What even is RPI and why am I on my way there.."} +{"tweet": "@kattbetti story if my life 5 days a week hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@KaliWilkowski whenever I'm at your grandmas house you aren't there!!"} +{"tweet": "One month until UMass \\ud83d\\ude11 @RDwyer8 @MikeDenehy22 @jimmykelly24 @JustinRudy18 @SN4110"} +{"tweet": "can't wait to get off work at 5 \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow is when summer gets busy. 2 jobs, coaching 2 softball teams, transferring schools, helping my parents with all my siblings. #Chaos"} +{"tweet": "If you're a guy and you watch the bachelor...I'm sorry but you're gay."} +{"tweet": "Gonna be a busy two days"} +{"tweet": "I'm always busy....... #loveit #buthateit"} +{"tweet": "@amyguth Ha! I think I'm used to Arizona's \\dry heat.\\\" ... And I'm from Michigan! Family and friends would be disappointed.\""} +{"tweet": "I don't have the best decisions most of the time but that doesn't give anyone the right to disrespect me. Ill live my life how I want.."} +{"tweet": "You remember out first kiss or our last kiss"} +{"tweet": "@bmcelroy @JShawley84 @lex_Caul you get to be my boss Ben haha"} +{"tweet": "@Bahoot07 @isaacvasquez10 @_Baylee_23 I was getting ur back Aaron"} +{"tweet": "@Waliser good"} +{"tweet": "Them Niggas Ain't Got Shit Else To Do Feel Meh"} +{"tweet": "That was the night he gave us a deep speech about how love sucks & her other uncle was singing pumped up kicks"} +{"tweet": "It isn't going to be official till I go out to New Jersey to visit at the end of June, but I have an amazing guy that I'm together with. =)"} +{"tweet": "I'm a junior now\\ud83d\\ude48thank goodness."} +{"tweet": "Cleaning, eating, laundry, more cleaning. Thank god for late arrival tomorrow #sowornout"} +{"tweet": "Text meeee, I know you want to \\ud83d\\ude0f\\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Hey you there.. You don't know\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Finished Torchwood, watched Season of the Witch, now watching Limitless. Yup, it's been a productive day. XD"} +{"tweet": "@Koofas go to bed luke and \\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca7dream"} +{"tweet": "Loans are a pain"} +{"tweet": "I can hear his voice when I put it to my shoulder, a guns like a woman son it's all how you hold her"} +{"tweet": "@Grab_Some_VIERS I know! Luckily I won't be there tomorrow :)"} +{"tweet": "@Lailafawadd we skipped friday just to go to Five Guys \\ud83d\\ude0c#Amazing"} +{"tweet": "Everyone has problems. Some people are just better at hiding them sometimes."} +{"tweet": "@AllieDalton8123 love you too Allie"} +{"tweet": "So drained out today \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Leave it to my manager Adam to put me in a better mood. #GreatMan #MyFavorite"} +{"tweet": "Someone should have a bonfire Friday \\ud83d\\udd25\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "This night was just shitty shitty shitty"} +{"tweet": "And everytime my mind wanders it goes directly to you."} +{"tweet": "@DerekArnold5 \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "today was BEYOND amazing!"} +{"tweet": "I HATE CUSTOMERS"} +{"tweet": "@Thompson12Wyatt nope"} +{"tweet": "I \\ud83d\\udc97 my baby blanket \\u263a\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "It's been awhile, since I've seen the way the candles light your face and it's been awhile, but I can remember just the way you taste"} +{"tweet": "Always Kiss me Goodnight \\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "Wow who's this Howard character ha"} +{"tweet": "363- you're very pretty and funny!"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I'm studying for a final"} +{"tweet": "@jamieflyin @rachelfreland are you guys stayin there where usher stay"} +{"tweet": "@StephenDMason it was a heavyweight fight"} +{"tweet": "I really need some new flip flops I can't find any of mine \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@ellamarlee25 in"} +{"tweet": "Who has time to watch tv"} +{"tweet": "@kearstingrace I have class at 415. Till 530"} +{"tweet": "@EmilyDeuxTrois better her than math class"} +{"tweet": "well im getting zero sleep tm"} +{"tweet": "@AlecRodrigue hahahaha probably"} +{"tweet": "@java4jj @JoshFiedler @RevoDoom I don't even know what to say to that"} +{"tweet": "Took me about 8 tries to pass the helicopter course in flight school. I like how they wait until the end to tell you that you failed. #GTAV"} +{"tweet": "I think my printer is going to explode #ResearchPaperProbs"} +{"tweet": "Now what do i do the rest of the night?!"} +{"tweet": "Leah just ate turkey bacon @leahzuu"} +{"tweet": "Lolololol"} +{"tweet": "I hate life."} +{"tweet": "I miss Ryan Dunn"} +{"tweet": "And if you can't handle the first couple years of your major then good luck actually going to med school or law school."} +{"tweet": "I hate this iPhone"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna rent a boyfriend for Christmas, so we can cuddle & watch movies all day. #itsadate #singlelife"} +{"tweet": "tumblr is the worst decision I'll make tn"} +{"tweet": "Props to @Z_Hutt for getting up for a 9am class after last night."} +{"tweet": "@Tbridgewater2 @Cfop7 keep loving a high schooler girl that lives two hours away pussy bitch"} +{"tweet": "Season 1 of Game of Thrones. Holy shit. #addicted"} +{"tweet": "@Oh_Nana69 the lady that stands for all this didn't save me a spot \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "My dog chooses to sleep with me every night while I'm visiting #puppylove"} +{"tweet": "I got $20 in my Easter basket. This is why my Easter bunny is better than yours. #lovemymom"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna be able to fall asleep like a normal human being."} +{"tweet": "I will quit before I work on Christmas Eve #nothappening"} +{"tweet": "Is this more than you bargained for yet?"} +{"tweet": "Please understand I've been drinking again and all I do is hope."} +{"tweet": "Silver linings play book \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d Bradley cooper \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@CountryRhodes9 alright I think I have Tuesday off next week so well shoot for Monday night and you can crash... Then maybe some golf."} +{"tweet": "Weather right now is #prime"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udd92"} +{"tweet": "Sigh... I set myself up to be let down."} +{"tweet": "You talk so much shit on him, but I guarantee you if he said he wanted you back you'd go back to him. #funnyhowthingswork"} +{"tweet": "@TheChadDennis hahahah I hate this stupid thing. but thanks chad"} +{"tweet": "@Bonkaadolac yeah I know I'm just fuckin around. But like 7"} +{"tweet": "Seriously could fall asleep"} +{"tweet": "Okay no more Taco Bell. Lol jokes."} +{"tweet": "Good Morning, if not for nothing, be a role model to someone, even if its for a day."} +{"tweet": "I love music."} +{"tweet": "@elliemsarge I'll bet yah 10 bucks over twitter right now."} +{"tweet": "@UberFacts this would be so cool to see!"} +{"tweet": "@DoM1NaT1OnX9 hahaha I can appreciate that \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "When people make up stories about being called attractive or anything along those lines - stop \\u270b no \\ud83d\\ude46"} +{"tweet": "Show me- kid ink. #sogood"} +{"tweet": "Great informational session with Laurie of @MDDNutrition today. Love to see my work and coworkers interested in nutrition and healthy habits"} +{"tweet": "I'm not a big fan of bugs."} +{"tweet": "I gotta pocketful of sunshine thanks to @anissaalanna #thanks #stuckinmyheadallday"} +{"tweet": "@abbeyjoycee ew"} +{"tweet": "Hope @Mei_Jillian killed it today at her track meet #whitegirl \\u263a\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Dear Wind,\\rThanks for keeping me up all night and making it impossible to be warm this morning! \\rSincerely, \\rTired & Freezing Duluthian"} +{"tweet": "I love catching up with old friends"} +{"tweet": "I need to win the lottery"} +{"tweet": "I miss @Allie_Claxton!! Hope everything is going great!! \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I've gained so much weight since this time last year. I have no self control and I love food too much. \\ud83c\\udf6a\\ud83c\\udf66\\ud83c\\udf69\\ud83c\\udf55\\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83c\\udf54\\ud83c\\udf56\\ud83c\\udf6d\\ud83c\\udf5e\\ud83c\\udf6b"} +{"tweet": "@Riley_Hilll is my favorite \\ud83d\\udc6d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@VinnyRadmann does someone need a selfie????"} +{"tweet": "@chloe_klapish \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Id be scared to meet @AustinMahone he might beat me up like he does @BrytusOfficial ."} +{"tweet": "people change & the most likely become the person they said they wouldn't be."} +{"tweet": "@huntervredenbur heck yeah it is \\ud83d\\ude1b"} +{"tweet": "Me and my dude @J3ff_Ellis need to chill, we never chill anymore"} +{"tweet": "Cuddled up in bed with my duck dynasty blanket watching the proposal after an awesome day of riding! I'm one happy girl!"} +{"tweet": "People who don't Snapchat back <<<<<<"} +{"tweet": "This music is so enchanting. Thank you Andrew Lloyd Webber. And @emmyrossum 's is the most beautiful sound in the world"} +{"tweet": "@millerne Yes! It is an amazing movie! The singing was even better!"} +{"tweet": "So great seeing @JAbbott_1 last night !!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "It'll be like before we met. When we get to see each other again there will be tears of happiness running down our faces\\ud83d\\udca6\\ud83d\\udca7"} +{"tweet": "Discussing nationalism with Nicole as she does homework."} +{"tweet": "My dad and I just jammin out to bubble butt\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "I need to do my homework"} +{"tweet": "I really need to get this essay done."} +{"tweet": "I truly hate guys in cowboy hats"} +{"tweet": "I never thought I could be this tired from taking a shower, getting dressed and going down stairs to sit on the couch #exhausted"} +{"tweet": "Working two jobs is so bittersweet"} +{"tweet": "Leaving Milwaukee not hungover? Strange."} +{"tweet": "I have a pretty bad headache"} +{"tweet": "God, I don't have to see you. I know that you're there."} +{"tweet": "@BriannamFarris WHYYYYYY"} +{"tweet": "Funny how you're the broken one but I'm the only one who needed saving"} +{"tweet": "Walah parah nilai bisnis ku -____-"} +{"tweet": "Just found out Elijah kissed my tattoo like 2 months ago \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 @justits34 @lukeheight04"} +{"tweet": "Really fed up with these bitches looking at me. #BOO"} +{"tweet": "@mshellhamer what will that do? AND idk where they keep that stuff in this house"} +{"tweet": "Now this is how a finals is supposed to be played! #stanleycup"} +{"tweet": "Hate to miss schools ball game tho. Real tough choice."} +{"tweet": "@itsskaitlynnnnn sloppy"} +{"tweet": "#WaysToRuinARelationship constantly text the opposite sex."} +{"tweet": "so"} +{"tweet": "everyone knows who my dream guy is, i make it very obvious. he's just so sexy. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "This is the second day in a row a jackhammer outside my window has woken me up"} +{"tweet": "@Mat_WithOneT im gonna text u the love story"} +{"tweet": "I feel so sick all of a sudden. \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "@teetee_babiee1 @No_Idea2 haha"} +{"tweet": "Welp, I'm so glad I'm done with that shit haha :)"} +{"tweet": "@caseyjames Congrats on your ACA nomination! \\Crying On A Suitcase\\\" video deserves to win & #teamcasey is going to try & make that happen!!\""} +{"tweet": "@11W he looks like a bitch."} +{"tweet": "@jonesjake_ I'm pretty sure we were super loud\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@zaack_13 what"} +{"tweet": "I want food . Actually I want McDonald's ."} +{"tweet": "@nataliee_j lol I'm just joshin ya!"} +{"tweet": "@laiken97 no more #twitterlessnick \\ud83d\\ude12 only #twitterlessjared \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "#ToMyFutureKids youre gonna listen to good music"} +{"tweet": "@_This_Is_Liz I LOOOVE HIM!!!"} +{"tweet": "Pretty Little Liars is back on tomorrow night (technically tonight)!!! \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83c\\udf80"} +{"tweet": "@fascinationnn I do, it's the same name as here I think"} +{"tweet": "@chloelyn99 I love you & I'm here if you ever need someone."} +{"tweet": "@Tony_Romero42 Monmouth college! You're at ISU right?"} +{"tweet": "For once I'm not bitching about my bracket. Apparently I'm the only one that picked Shock U over the Zags #fistpump"} +{"tweet": "@ThatKevinSmith Definitely saying this verbatim to the rabbi at services tonight."} +{"tweet": "Cannot wait to see @GageA15 and @NevaCominnDown tomorrow night. #missthem #happytweet"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna row #crewprobs"} +{"tweet": "6%\\ud83d\\ude2e\\ud83d\\ude2e\\ud83d\\ude28\\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "@aLoneHowl where else you trying to go yo??"} +{"tweet": "ITZ WHATEV GUYS ILL JUST TAKE A NAP"} +{"tweet": "free Dunkin donuts is the best Dunkin donuts"} +{"tweet": "ive been listening to set it off for three years and have only been able to see them live twice"} +{"tweet": "Why am I such an asshole"} +{"tweet": "@baileyrei \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@zkantner145 love you \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@JustSayR5 no problem ( I just had to repost it it was really good"} +{"tweet": "Holllllla FCCLA President \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "When @kate16beth has to work <\\nLooks like I'm gonna be sitting at home by myself on this Friday night. Wish @Jokeen10 was here :(#struggle"} +{"tweet": "Sick of hearing about Rapid City. Chadron has more snow but we are in Nebraska so we don't count."} +{"tweet": "No better Prophet than Chuck #LoveToRobBenedict"} +{"tweet": "@tifffanyjohnson you okay girl?"} +{"tweet": "Literally a living hell, dude makes you put in like 20 hours a week of work, I'm gonna lose it"} +{"tweet": "@sethowen001 @LittleBuehler Fuckers"} +{"tweet": "Whhhhy am I upppp"} +{"tweet": "@DancingABC one word! AMAZING!!!!!!! #teamamber"} +{"tweet": "The highway don't know you're alive"} +{"tweet": "@PRigs18 ha what class do you have now?"} +{"tweet": "If you're mine, you're mine, no one else's. \\ud83d\\ude45"} +{"tweet": "@RRKlavon19 yeah exactly and waking up at 7 isn't the easiest thing to do"} +{"tweet": "Oh so your bragging bout sh't that ain't yours? Your freakin raw. Sike!!!! #Weakess"} +{"tweet": "Pooping on your own toilet >>>"} +{"tweet": "@Vanover_3 obviiii!"} +{"tweet": "S/O to the girls who wear flats with flared yoga pants @kheylove"} +{"tweet": "@jesjank big fat Greek gyro"} +{"tweet": "SWEET CAROLINE IS BACK"} +{"tweet": "@AlyssaAWojo hey bb! where did you take your practice act test at?"} +{"tweet": "My mom just saw buster on the news and said he has aged. Bad. He didn't look that bad when I dated him. He's gained so much weight!! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I'm not used to having someone take care of me when taking care of people is my profession. I'm like uh what do I do with myself?\\ud83d\\ude4d\\ud83d\\ude4c #SoNice"} +{"tweet": "@KatyCecil not just practice. Just tends to not be a good day"} +{"tweet": "No one will ever love me like my dog does."} +{"tweet": "3 hour psychology class. Yay."} +{"tweet": "Last night was a great night, just wish some things would have went differently..."} +{"tweet": "Because I worship her."} +{"tweet": "Helen needs to go #bb15"} +{"tweet": "@ash_a_wee noo. It was at the end of the year. It was like me you Sadie pooja and somebody else."} +{"tweet": "Looks like my gpa's old girlfriend is going to be getting pounded by rhonda in prison! #justiceisservedbitch #rotinhell"} +{"tweet": "I really miss being romantically sexual and passionate on a usual basis."} +{"tweet": "a hot bath sounds great right about now. #relaxation"} +{"tweet": "@sarholodnak well APPARENTLY I'm a little too naive because I almost stuck my foot in the toilet it's a common gesture of surprise"} +{"tweet": "@KylieRecomnded Maybe your better half would /could do that 4 u?!?! #truelove #whataguy"} +{"tweet": "Well this is getting a bit ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "@WillieGame_08 I'd like to pretend you didn't find out and continue...so..."} +{"tweet": "@laceymicallef Chad Michael Murray and Larry the Cable Guy are in the next Madea movie."} +{"tweet": "Baby you are so gorgeous .. if you were mine i'd give you the world"} +{"tweet": "@Tjmajors Better find a umbrella. ..its coming"} +{"tweet": "Wish I was seeing Nichole tonight."} +{"tweet": "The crab legs were great\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "pushing me away because you feel that I'm all the same."} +{"tweet": "Pc dude at the fest staring me down everytime i walked by.. But his expression was as if he wanted to lock me in his basement.. Lol #scary"} +{"tweet": "@abf96 the one of Catherine lol :)"} +{"tweet": "@Donye_23 we will just have to catch up one day. Are you gonna be at the games Friday?"} +{"tweet": "@MikeD716 im off every tuesday friday and saturday..and free during the day before 4. Lets do this"} +{"tweet": "Windians"} +{"tweet": "Bad mood. Bad day. Seriously ready for bed."} +{"tweet": "When your own system hits so hard it scares the crap out of you >>>"} +{"tweet": "In other words, animals R beings that feel affection, sadness, pleasure, pain, etc. They deserve to be treated w/decency & kindness. Period"} +{"tweet": "My biggest problem rn is deciding between Mac or Ramen"} +{"tweet": "@RaiderBB2012 ouch...."} +{"tweet": "@HarHarHarley_ lmfao she's like 4 why does she say that"} +{"tweet": "Prayers go out to my sisters grandmother tonight. Get better Linda. #praying"} +{"tweet": "I'm tired of seeing naivety being passed off as wisdom. Humanity is seemingly shallow."} +{"tweet": "Christmas at the Whitehouse! #HGTV"} +{"tweet": "@brilee0616 \\ud83d\\ude02 when u coming home?"} +{"tweet": "The doctor advised me not to life heavy things so I have to sit on the toilet to piss now.. Lol"} +{"tweet": "My Saturday night consists of watching movies and relaxing \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@shannonmypowell we aren't doing anything today hahaha. I'll be re doing it off you Wednesday."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for the day when I make bank."} +{"tweet": "Sucks to be you doesn't it..."} +{"tweet": "Fuck. My legs bruised baaaad now. #ohwell"} +{"tweet": "My parents are actually considering letting me stay in South Carolina with my grandmother for the summer.. whaaaa!!!! #excited"} +{"tweet": "you cant be nostalgic for something you ever left."} +{"tweet": "..but this may call for some desperate measures.."} +{"tweet": "Florida Georgia line isn't all about Chevy!! One drives a ford in the music video of round here. #fuckyeah"} +{"tweet": "Late night anxiety"} +{"tweet": "I should've taken an ice bath."} +{"tweet": "@KristaMista Never heard of it."} +{"tweet": "When I get stationed somewhere when im in the navy, will you move with me? Or stay here and do your school."} +{"tweet": "@WhitneyLeannHow @jslush22 haha, ur full of \\ud83d\\udca9"} +{"tweet": "@leahleisen you instant messaged me and I didn't see it and I can't answer back..."} +{"tweet": "Gonna see how long I can lie in bed and use my leg as an excuse before Christopher loses my mind waiting to open presents. GO"} +{"tweet": "They drive down the highway. A shark attacks the truck. The truck explodes. #sharknado"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude1e\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@BrennenShenk just wondering why it took you so long to come out of the closet."} +{"tweet": "Gonna feel like a complete bitch if I go through with this.... #WhatToDo?"} +{"tweet": "This guy in front of me is asking a million questions. He is acting like its his first time at Subway. Dude. They sell subs. Not that hard."} +{"tweet": "IHOP with mom and Nathan \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Icing your ankle with a fifth of burnetts \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@MSUcharles OKAY!!!!"} +{"tweet": "I wish my mom would make me breakfast in bed."} +{"tweet": "@VernonDavis85 You're my role model. I've been cheering you on since I first saw you at Maryland. It would mean the world if you retweeted."} +{"tweet": "Gotta love getting completely soaked at a baseball game. #sarcasm"} +{"tweet": "Aunt Sande is in the hospital again... Pray for her please"} +{"tweet": "Falcon-high. #GoFalcons Always best after a sweet victory...sweet sweet victory. \\ud83d\\udca8\\ud83d\\udc80\\u2708"} +{"tweet": "It would be awesome if people would just get over it"} +{"tweet": "we can't stop, and we won't stop"} +{"tweet": "@jenna_baron but really want me to?"} +{"tweet": "@Stlawards I'm a pretty 8th grader \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@MarkRoman6 whhhaaattt ?"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I left my debit card in the ca4 and I have a half hour lunch break today <<< #fml"} +{"tweet": "But I bet if I could drive, y'all would come crawling back."} +{"tweet": "Because vodka makes you moody."} +{"tweet": "Shaking right now haha literally that pissed"} +{"tweet": "My face is numb, my toes are numb and I can't feel my fingers! Remind me again why I do this? :)"} +{"tweet": "I tutor a 45 year old twice a week"} +{"tweet": "I make toast with nutella and give it to the boys while they play xbox.. #wifeme"} +{"tweet": "To early I feel sick."} +{"tweet": "it'd be cool if #oomf thought about me like I do them"} +{"tweet": "@karinagsbc2010 we're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year?"} +{"tweet": "I want it to be 430 already so I can be off work"} +{"tweet": "You're so cute. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@mkhalil53 judging from the hits we gave today doesn't seem to impossible"} +{"tweet": "I told the mentor I wanted to be a chiropractor, and he was so impressed."} +{"tweet": "if I ever do put my child in pageants I will make sure they won't act like these little brats on Toddlers and Tiaras!"} +{"tweet": "Can we create something beautiful and destroy it?"} +{"tweet": "@BBTN Gotta go with the @Royals Love the Blue and White Homes!! #Classic"} +{"tweet": "@MacenziePhelan a venue in New Hampshire haha"} +{"tweet": "@KevinMarr95 @megan_white19 quite stealin her thunder!"} +{"tweet": "I definitely hope the umps don't make us tuck in our jerseys.. cause my pants go up to my belly button..."} +{"tweet": "I sometimes wish I had it in me to be immature and stoop to that level."} +{"tweet": "@kierstyn28 @brycie93 you made it confusing! #shameonyou"} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna do me a favor and find out exactly who uses this cell phone number"} +{"tweet": "Moms baking pumpkin bread and I can't eat it \\ud83c\\udf83\\ud83c\\udf5e\\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "Me and jacob getting ratchet tonight"} +{"tweet": "I want to close the bar with you. I heard you liked the wild ones \\ud83d\\ude1c\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Which I do indeed thank my parents for taking such pride in amazing movies and forcing me to watch them #thankyou \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@Slone_Brelynn20 no. I forgot the finale was last week."} +{"tweet": "The best kind of history class is a cancelled history class"} +{"tweet": "The whole way to dq I smell smoke. Leaving I see the sky is covered in it. Holy crap."} +{"tweet": "@kgagne2 I would say this though..."} +{"tweet": "Let us not become apologists of our version of Christianity, but let us become apologists of the Gospel of Jesus Christ."} +{"tweet": "I seriously love texting @kygans #WeAreHilarious"} +{"tweet": "Can I just take a long road trip and vacation to New York, and hang out with @BrothaRawlins & Cody & all the other soldiers? #forreal"} +{"tweet": "Talk Is Cheap"} +{"tweet": "Today felt like Sunday all day today"} +{"tweet": "@April_Melane You're welcome!\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "#stupid"} +{"tweet": "@LeenaQader I did that too :) up top \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "I'm about to kill someone. #pissed"} +{"tweet": "@AveryHoopes dude you have gorgeous blonde hair \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "My mother accidentally paid my car payment this month and it is one of the best things that could have ever happened."} +{"tweet": "@_Jordison_Jr5 good pick"} +{"tweet": "@kbbmurray lol same there always like where's Kenzie ???"} +{"tweet": "should've took you back! when I had the chance!"} +{"tweet": "Relaxing day"} +{"tweet": "@kaylahdeanne ok! I'm driving \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Are Allie and Adam dating or ?"} +{"tweet": "I hate when people constantly tweet about their relationship problems"} +{"tweet": "@BozTheKid @TicoZach I'm pretty sure that was ivan's grandpa."} +{"tweet": "Cookout and bonefire tonight :) #yum"} +{"tweet": "@JustinLourenc0 @marrrrrrrisa the grammar king"} +{"tweet": "Hoping tonight works out!!"} +{"tweet": "@BBecwar @jenna_friesen who needs names when you have their face to look at (;"} +{"tweet": "The fact that people can't shut up during a ten second moment of silence. Gives me no hope for humanity."} +{"tweet": "Extra innings we go!!!! #BostonStrong"} +{"tweet": "@reedspence1995 we lost to the team we beat, by 2 points"} +{"tweet": "@KenHerrring \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@MichaelEvancoe Good plan. Don't want to melt those beautiful cards"} +{"tweet": "@kelseyflanderss that's what ALOT of beer does lol"} +{"tweet": "If you care, prove it."} +{"tweet": "Awesome season DHS baseball!"} +{"tweet": "@anyasponge ill steal my moms car"} +{"tweet": "@heatheroseee nothing too bad. Just bad kidney infection... Hopefully leaving this hospital tmrw. This place is making me crazy lol"} +{"tweet": "His revining shit is getting old and it's so fucking annoying"} +{"tweet": "@swrobo haha okay Steve, whatever you say!"} +{"tweet": "Am I the only one who feels like the last child is almost always the unplanned one?"} +{"tweet": "Get ready for some good racing Baltimore the circus is coming to town. @IndyCar GP of Baltimore this weekend & let's see if matches Sonoma"} +{"tweet": "Whoever invented work at 5 am. #fuckyou"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow night needs to come faster #likenow"} +{"tweet": "@GIllDGN11 no bc he'll be too busy drilling you at practice \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@AdamBongo this made me giggle"} +{"tweet": "I'm ready to get fucking wild tomarrow night!! Anyone else ready to get a little tore up!?\\n#fuckingpumped!!"} +{"tweet": "@Brittany1Tanner you don't like peanut butter.."} +{"tweet": "@taylor_lynelle I love you. I'll show you screen shots in the morning. Make you feel better? \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "When my dad ignores my call I call him over and over and text him repeatedly"} +{"tweet": "@nettatheninja shit, nice. Where is that?"} +{"tweet": "@PoolAustin clearly our first roadeo. #rookie"} +{"tweet": "Can some how I just wake up and this snow was gone and grass was green and it was a nice 75 degrees out? #sickofthisweather"} +{"tweet": "Something doesn't seem right in that equation"} +{"tweet": "@ThatSarahWick you just hate the system and I'm sorry"} +{"tweet": "Theo<<<<"} +{"tweet": "What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?"} +{"tweet": "Yay gym time \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Lol I forgot how terribly awkward my family reunions are"} +{"tweet": "Ok my teachers are awesome"} +{"tweet": "I'm trying to give Hally Berry a baby and no one can stop me."} +{"tweet": "@ZachSobiech hey man just watched #Mylastdays with my 9 year old daughter Sydney - you are truly an inspiration to us. Bless you and family"} +{"tweet": "I just want to be asleep right now , is that to much to ask for ?"} +{"tweet": "R.I.P. my soldiers, man I swear I do this for ya"} +{"tweet": "Jessica doesn't like my Lynyrd Skynyrd. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I get to see the new baby kitty \\ud83d\\ude3b"} +{"tweet": "@ASchwarz21 same!!! I'm so sad I missed it!!!! \\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "@celinee_mariee text me!"} +{"tweet": "@FERGTAID I don't think he's gonna mind it, hasn't complained or anything lol seems pretty legit"} +{"tweet": "@whitegirl179 you tried to get me to promise not to text you about the game and you're the one that texted about the game"} +{"tweet": "@LilAsWaggIe the lockout just now officially ended. Its breaking news."} +{"tweet": "@NickM858 are you creeping a bit!? \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Move in day during a flash flood"} +{"tweet": "@ayesuh_ inject the blood of a centaur directly into your cerebral spinal cord"} +{"tweet": "@noTORIous00000 okay good!"} +{"tweet": "Got to school at 7. It's 8:30 and I have yet to enter class. I'm missing sleep people."} +{"tweet": "hey"} +{"tweet": "NEXT TO ME OOH OOH\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@SkinnyDman holy crap"} +{"tweet": "We had the best shows as kids!!!"} +{"tweet": "Need to get my blanket back from Shane."} +{"tweet": "@zenen_saneshige I'll probs do that then"} +{"tweet": "@_______SWAGGY I can't wait till tomorrow and your master mind plan.. Creative Dan."} +{"tweet": "I'm starving!"} +{"tweet": "So stoked for my road trip with @cora_small_tree to Colorado \\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\ude0e oh and to see @Travis_March tonight \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "YesyesYES! I just calculated it and even if I do make a D in my Natural Hazards class my cumulative gpa will be a 3.something!!! Woooooooo!"} +{"tweet": "Go to my car for my books and i have a flat tire.. Just my luck. Thank god for mom and troy"} +{"tweet": "Hochie mama #whatayotch"} +{"tweet": "@SDyer0904 @MichaelPhelps \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@El_NumeroQuince I was watching the updates, and even though you didn't play much, I'm proud of ya. Your on that college level now!"} +{"tweet": "I was about to get a shower when I noticed that there is a wasp in the bathtub and a stink bug in the sink"} +{"tweet": "@gabbbgreens and desolation of smaug"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udf54\\ud83c\\udf5f\\ud83c\\udf55so hungry"} +{"tweet": "But would it work"} +{"tweet": "@loveyourrap lololol Cyi doesn't like me. But dawww."} +{"tweet": "2 and a half more years. jesus lord."} +{"tweet": "Go fuck ya self, Rook. \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Spokane today with @jenbetchie :)"} +{"tweet": "Almost there"} +{"tweet": "What the hell am I going to do with these Euros"} +{"tweet": "Just went into our perfectly functioning walk-in cooler--to warm up."} +{"tweet": "So I got cereal"} +{"tweet": "I do want some apple cider tho"} +{"tweet": "Today has been an awesome day!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Made two hotdogs only have one bun. Might as well just go back to bed..."} +{"tweet": "@kcoleman864 hahaha they make me so angry. I about get in a car wreck every time I go around them."} +{"tweet": "I'm still sad Addie died because she was the only nice one"} +{"tweet": "Nope can't fall asleep"} +{"tweet": "So close to 8,000 tweets :)"} +{"tweet": "I'm about to be so late"} +{"tweet": "@KatiieAlllen_ I fall like 3 times a day"} +{"tweet": "look ALIVE, sunshine."} +{"tweet": "That wasn't necessary but okay #haha \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f Good for you"} +{"tweet": "Nothing worse than a long wait at the doctor's office. Except moving, of course."} +{"tweet": "So CJ is helping the Rangers get to the playoffs again?"} +{"tweet": "On a happier note this is my Friday"} +{"tweet": "@KatieHaberern16 you better be kidding or I will cry"} +{"tweet": "I think people should invent a fucking time machine."} +{"tweet": "@natt_allen arnt we?.."} +{"tweet": "Cuddling on a rainy day. >>"} +{"tweet": "@The_JohnGill still chuggin' along."} +{"tweet": "\\u270c\\ud83d\\ude3d"} +{"tweet": "It really is so hard to talk to someone as strangers when you were once something so close."} +{"tweet": "God I hate school more & more every Monday."} +{"tweet": "@cbeauu what is going on??"} +{"tweet": "if my texts would send that would be really nice \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "You forget how good Anchorman is, until it comes on."} +{"tweet": "DUCK DYNASTY YEEE #duckdynasty"} +{"tweet": "high hopes. low reality."} +{"tweet": "I'm really should paint my fucking nails today."} +{"tweet": "Anyone w/super blonde hair want Jessica Simpson clip in extensions? They're expensive you can have them for free. Ordered wrong color."} +{"tweet": "@storminnorma @abby @germain092070 @Marirosa221 YAY! Where do I sign up lol"} +{"tweet": "I feel sick to my stomach again \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wanna just punch you so hard in the face"} +{"tweet": "Giiiiiirrrrrrrllllll I luh the way you do ittttttt. \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "In love com Disney *o*"} +{"tweet": "Hmm, I thought we'd have a delay cause it's so cold."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude1e\\ud83d\\ude1e\\ud83d\\ude1e\\ud83d\\ude1e\\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Prater = NFL record! 64 yd FG!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Savannah_Fix language."} +{"tweet": "@Megannn_Ken thanks!!!"} +{"tweet": "bloom where you are planted.\\ud83c\\udf38"} +{"tweet": "@_Garvin_ has the best music and his tweets are the shit! #Truth"} +{"tweet": "Watching freaks and geeks. #hbu"} +{"tweet": "Loving it when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to attend anyways."} +{"tweet": "@dlee114340 well fuck give me a holler anyway."} +{"tweet": "@KarennNegrete baby come do my homework pleaseeeeee\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "havent gotten myself to write this paper & its been a good hour or so by now"} +{"tweet": "@jesscharette where do you work?!"} +{"tweet": "No point in chasing something that was never really there right?"} +{"tweet": "@SteelersTide74 Yes. Was that a guess, or are you a train nerd, too? @ytownwx"} +{"tweet": "Who's gonna lay a flag down on this sweet, sweet continent?!"} +{"tweet": "@stringbeannn @dlichtenfels It's muscles bitch. Take the nickname or it'll be dickweed"} +{"tweet": "@tayst0kes I'm kind of disgusted"} +{"tweet": "But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real, hard. To be the Shepherd."} +{"tweet": "@kamal_sidhu97 oh suuure"} +{"tweet": "Life's a game made for everyone and love is the prize."} +{"tweet": "Easiest test everrrrr"} +{"tweet": "Z-M's Lucas Ziemba will go to state in the 100. Took 2nd with a time of 11.59."} +{"tweet": "today went by wayyyyy to slow. \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "I get invited over to watch a movie and they won't even tell me what it is. @caitlyn_taylor4 #Cool"} +{"tweet": "Gym early > Gym late"} +{"tweet": "And the 2+ hours of homework begins"} +{"tweet": "This movie sucks."} +{"tweet": "Been a long 2 hours.. 4 more to go"} +{"tweet": "I live for the way you cheer and scream for me #Applause"} +{"tweet": "My dad filled up my car two weeks ago and it lasted me until this Sunday, so he filled it up on Sunday and I'm already at half a tank..."} +{"tweet": "@I_Am__Swaggie @awills420 omg I never said that ? It was not even about him wtf ?!"} +{"tweet": "I wish boots actually fucking fit me right so I could buy some \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Why am I stuck at the mall on this beautiful day"} +{"tweet": "math should be categorized as a foreign language in the course selection guide"} +{"tweet": "GOOD THING THERE ARE VERY FEW PICTURES OF ME FROM MY CHILDHOOD. \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "And baby even on our worst nights I'm into you"} +{"tweet": "Wtf is the point?"} +{"tweet": "@MegRaenelle I'm glad it's not just me! Are you on night shift? I would do nothing but eat if I had to work nights \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I'm soooo tired :("} +{"tweet": "I wonder if trailer trash people know they are trash.... Hmmm"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna be home."} +{"tweet": "Sitting at home right now has never felt better!! #rva #homesweethome"} +{"tweet": "Let me do my own thing for once."} +{"tweet": "I'm so sleepy. But sleep hates me for some ungodly reason. \\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Safe to say there will be no photos documenting this holiday."} +{"tweet": "One, is because Emily aka Amanda is just pure badass. And I wish I was as awesome as she is."} +{"tweet": "Having 23 days left until school <<<"} +{"tweet": "@livvinneaasy makes you feel so much better \\ud83d\\ude0f if there's any stuffed animals burn them ! That's fun too lmao"} +{"tweet": "@BrendanLeis @rbergman80 The Bible clearly tells you right and wrong, and Catholics rely on the Pope as the authority."} +{"tweet": "@maggie_nicely oh well teachers said it was supposed to. & I stayed up until like 1 lastnight so my mom let me stay."} +{"tweet": "All these tools and you had to be Ratchet?"} +{"tweet": "#VoiceSave Matthew"} +{"tweet": "I need sleep, drugs, and my 2 cousins! That would be great!"} +{"tweet": "Not in the mood to do anything today"} +{"tweet": "@hey_shay26 wish I could sleep for 13 hours"} +{"tweet": "@DaveBrick18 I always see him at Wegmans all the time .. He's hiding in buffalo"} +{"tweet": "Worst pain ever. \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "#Ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "Atleast I can always count on @olson_jess & @SleazySanchez69 for always being there #loveyou"} +{"tweet": "@Nikki_kess what the hell is that supposed to mean"} +{"tweet": "Jaclyn has it 12 degrees in her room."} +{"tweet": "Dear girls,\\nYou don't OWN your boyfriends! They are free to talk to other girls if they want. Talking isn't having sex! #GoodFuckingGod"} +{"tweet": "In love with all my friends"} +{"tweet": "I didn't sneak out last night mom don't worry..oops"} +{"tweet": "singing in the bathroom #yolo"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc30\\ud83d\\udc30"} +{"tweet": "@kbakkerr you can I'll help"} +{"tweet": "That was pretty good maple leafs"} +{"tweet": "And can I get a hot tub!"} +{"tweet": "-7,aqa"} +{"tweet": "I didn't think I should have to say this but.. Fiends to talk to friends siblings."} +{"tweet": "Subway could surely cure this hangover"} +{"tweet": "It's a sick joke that my computer in the library just shut off and didn't save my work #fuckyoufranklinpierce \\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "GOOD LUCK COMET LAX AGAINST CHELSEA! \\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\udc9b #killem"} +{"tweet": "Hall meetings are retarded"} +{"tweet": "Ugh...my sister isn't leaving today..."} +{"tweet": "Everything I hear about you makes me hate you even more ahahahahahaha"} +{"tweet": "@MegannnStellyy Megan"} +{"tweet": "@SOF_serve cuz josh"} +{"tweet": "@Elipep378 that would be awesome"} +{"tweet": "@yeshuaseymour correction. Sex build. Chillin with my bro. Too bad you're at bars being a bar slut"} +{"tweet": "and if you want to kill yourself remember that I love you"} +{"tweet": "hashtag accurate."} +{"tweet": "Always dateless"} +{"tweet": "I don't wanna go to work tonight."} +{"tweet": "Taylor swift was too bad in the fashion show"} +{"tweet": "#flyeaglesfly"} +{"tweet": "@sparklegrey @blainesprince also we're the number one band in the state so yes i live at practice"} +{"tweet": "@ofmaddyandmen I have that class I just sit there read or do home work but I don't have home work \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Out of the dark that fills my mind, I somehow find, you & I, collide\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Duck Dynasty >>>"} +{"tweet": "like there's already a really embarrassing pic of me in the yearbook with my face all in the camera doing to duck face and peace sign"} +{"tweet": "A few years ago I would've believed every word. Now that I'm stronger, I know you're wrong, and I feel bad for you."} +{"tweet": "Only voting for @ETriplett12 because of the clutch pick up the other day."} +{"tweet": "@NicoletteDaisy7 Yeah Adam definitely needs a Twitter! #adamprobz #newtotwitter"} +{"tweet": "@domeskii11 @Andrew_Snagga @Barry_McockNer order me up"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@summerdurbin Whenever I hear the song Beautiful I think of when we went to Six Flags lol fun times!"} +{"tweet": "@RealSkipBayless should have run a better route rather than running straight into the defender"} +{"tweet": "@Megann_MarieeXO Ikk but it's all good I found it:) I flipped the blanket up and it flew on the floor lol"} +{"tweet": "Lol at who favorited that"} +{"tweet": "@RobReho @Spitt92 pay the man. Kid needs to eat"} +{"tweet": "we have 20 boxes of jets pizza in school store"} +{"tweet": "Today I could crawl right back into bed ... So glad I'm giving test in all my classes! \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udcda"} +{"tweet": "So you actually think I'd hangout with you? There's a reason why your my \\ex\\\" and I don't talk to you.#sorrynotsorry\""} +{"tweet": "@ashlynmoots i will! Come to to the village sometime"} +{"tweet": "And do you ever stop drinking?! Not one day has passed when you haven't had a drink how about taking some responsibility"} +{"tweet": "\\u2212 Like how df am i a hoe ? Bitch you sound really fucking stupid right now ."} +{"tweet": "@graceyhunter 420."} +{"tweet": "@Travis_Kash this made me giggle."} +{"tweet": "I hate going into my sister's room to many sad pictures..."} +{"tweet": "The Jays boys basketball games scheduled for Friday night at Buffalo will be played tomorrow night (Wednesday) at the scheduled time."} +{"tweet": "@AleForesto it's an app called Quiz Up!"} +{"tweet": "Someone come to chipotle with me. I'll buy."} +{"tweet": "Big big fantasy football day. Win and I make the playoffs. @donatini_adam"} +{"tweet": "The ghetto has not been salted. I repeat, the ghetto has not been salted! @rkuhle28"} +{"tweet": "First one up on Xmas morning. Coffee in hand and peace in the house. #mytime"} +{"tweet": "@littlest42 @32coloradogrl @daisyd113 @friendswithkip @kipmooremusic just to catch up today's topic is his freckles and buggers??"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I really just feel like an asshole."} +{"tweet": "@bethxfrosting ill believe it when I see it \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "You must like talking to her more than me too. FUCKING COOL."} +{"tweet": "I'm all bloated and have a huge head ache, hopefully being with the Kids tonight will help me out."} +{"tweet": "Just received the statistic syllabus via email... it is getting closer and closer to having to face reality. #endofbreak"} +{"tweet": "Well, I was hungry until I saw @_jameykelley... Lost my appetite. \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude45"} +{"tweet": "@kaitlyndanielss @jackiemillla I'm inferring but I'm not getting anywhere"} +{"tweet": "Just pissed myself bc my mom came into my room with a container telling Dorothy and I to go in the bathroom bc she was drug testing us"} +{"tweet": "I always regret the decisions I make #isthatbad?"} +{"tweet": "I really want to feel good. \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD"} +{"tweet": "Who's seeing the purge with me?! \\ud83d\\ude1c Seriously tho"} +{"tweet": "Well I stayed after and I'm in mrs hoekemas room.... She's not even here..."} +{"tweet": "In on a rampage"} +{"tweet": "I need to vacuum. \\nI wish the vacuum wasn't huge, clunky, and didn't weigh 500 pounds."} +{"tweet": "I love practices in the rain"} +{"tweet": "Went to my office and cleaned off my desk. It wasn't sad at all. I'm very content with life right now."} +{"tweet": "@Pppaayyddeennn maybe I can go ;)"} +{"tweet": "Fun"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes letting it all out just isn't an option"} +{"tweet": "If any one thought I ever looked like shit before they're in for it when they see me today. Lmao"} +{"tweet": "Oh humanity, I hate you."} +{"tweet": "Everybody put up your hands, say I don't wanna be in love, I don't wanna be in loooove."} +{"tweet": "I never knew people could be attracted to fruits \\ud83c\\udf4a"} +{"tweet": "#InElementarySchool I fell in love with @DKauf13. <3"} +{"tweet": "If I could not feel sick for 5 seconds, that'd be great."} +{"tweet": "Now your just somebody that I used to know... \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "#CATFISH Ebony: \\What did u expect to get from this?!\\\" Rob: \\\"That dick!\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Only chem student in Wyoming Area history who got a negative percentage on a test #holla"} +{"tweet": "@marissamorris0n has the best tweets\\ud83d\\udc4cidek"} +{"tweet": "Duck calls \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "#RIPShain -- That last episode was so beautiful! Makes ya think..."} +{"tweet": "@M40A3Motivation the Internet is a weird place."} +{"tweet": "This is really bothering me"} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph W. Barometer 1004.7 mb, Rising. Temperature 28.8 F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 47%"} +{"tweet": "@BenLoje22 @NickHardy7 dude that is frikin crazy"} +{"tweet": "It's just science"} +{"tweet": "Searching for the meaning? You'll find it next to me."} +{"tweet": "Like seriously. I thought we were over it."} +{"tweet": "House is clean, dinner in the crockpot & it's almost time for the kids nap. Productive day!"} +{"tweet": "Too bad it isn't fall"} +{"tweet": "@bigern25 @BrettGriffith33 soooo bumpin dude it was legit af lol i wish we could do it all over again."} +{"tweet": "Let's go cowboys"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to bed."} +{"tweet": "I would do unspeakable things for a massage right now."} +{"tweet": "Half day. I will be sleeping all day"} +{"tweet": "You say its going to go back how it use to be. Or your going to try harder... #yousuckattrying #juststoplyingtome"} +{"tweet": "He's so awesome"} +{"tweet": "@sinekasmoot1 trashy fuckers!!!"} +{"tweet": "My mom: wait u actually got invited to something?"} +{"tweet": "love how me and @IanLavs have a half an hour snapchat convo before bed time"} +{"tweet": "\\u3068\\u3046\\u304b\\u3055\\u3093\\u4e45\\u3005\\u306a\\u6c17\\u304c\\u3059"} +{"tweet": "Months of hard work all comes down to today #herewego #deca"} +{"tweet": "@brookied2013 chin up \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@krist3n_maria has a serious staring problem"} +{"tweet": "@carlyypalmer I'm going to miss you too :("} +{"tweet": ".@AnthonyCumia your pool problem is that you underestimated how much velociraptors drink on a daily basis. #ToyStory4"} +{"tweet": "@lindsymarii @ldubs23 in glad #success"} +{"tweet": "IU better win or i'll be pissed"} +{"tweet": "Did u know matt carpentars dad grew up on franklin Ohio and is a hall of fame baseball coach in texas"} +{"tweet": "@jessicastanley5 @horstman98 @meganmcclaskey Casey would!"} +{"tweet": "@TaylorZRadio hope he doesn't try to call a timeout."} +{"tweet": "reading Liz's tweets are about to make me cry, not even kidding. I'm here for you babe, can't even imagine what you're going through."} +{"tweet": "I hate working with drug addicts when they get \\all philosophical\\\" and question if I am real or imaginary.\""} +{"tweet": "@TruuGoods @allhailasap I do not"} +{"tweet": "Desperado me the fuck out"} +{"tweet": "Hate when people do that. I'm like freaking out now"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit"} +{"tweet": "Twitter app isn't working. I might die in the next 20 minutes."} +{"tweet": "You are one of a kind <3"} +{"tweet": "@Boofybuckets_10 dont you play the bears the last week? if you beat the steelers then played the bears for the division it would be badass!"} +{"tweet": "@meatwagon22 yeah no kidding, I tend to just stay off YouTube for a few days when they roll around. Not like I can't see it for myself"} +{"tweet": "@DatNinjaFloyed on my deck. where are you? \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "...Never wanting to leave his nice warm warms...#smh #boytoy"} +{"tweet": "So scared of the dark not even joking"} +{"tweet": "'Christmas is always on a Thursday. It's like Thanksgiving.' -kristi #nicetry"} +{"tweet": "@TaylorAleman i think so too. Thought about retweeting that. But i just thought. ;)"} +{"tweet": "If you talk shit to anyone on Christmas... Fuck you \\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf81"} +{"tweet": "#tweetaboutyourselfandbehonest A wall had more definition than me until one night boobs appeared sophomore year."} +{"tweet": "I will try out for the Voice next year. I will. \\u270c\\ud83c\\udfa4"} +{"tweet": "I have a frozen pizza and no one to share it with. Tragic."} +{"tweet": "I didn't know wearing a camo hat to school was such a crime."} +{"tweet": "Im still up. Damn"} +{"tweet": "If I could own all the snap backs, socks, and shoes I wanted then life would be just fine and dandy! \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "7 days! #cmon #teamcloudblack"} +{"tweet": "After 4 years of not eating a mcdonalds cheeseburger, I finally gave in.\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Seeing @EHawkss tonight>>> omg missed you"} +{"tweet": "I just want someone to cheer me up \\ud83d\\ude1e #NooneHasLately #please"} +{"tweet": "@IAmJericho How Are You Doing ?"} +{"tweet": "Well the only classes that I could sleep through are labs so that sucks considering I can't miss them"} +{"tweet": "@SchmalzLuke @ItsFoodPorn ill bring you halloween candy tmr??? \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@peoplemag way to go Ben and Argo OSCAR will be sorry the eggs on their face!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@kendellll_ sry"} +{"tweet": "Our dorm is seriously hotter now than when it was 90\\u00b0 out for a week."} +{"tweet": ":)"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go to a haunted house this year."} +{"tweet": "I just want too feel wanted."} +{"tweet": "It's funny how someone else's success brings pain. When you no longer involved, that person has it all. And you just stuck standing there."} +{"tweet": "@ch4rl0ttie pictures of 1D online and there was that one photo of Harry with his legs open from that one photo shoot and I was like \\Ew, nO\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Brandon has me dying \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I'd like to thank Karlie Kennedy for helping me just now. thank you"} +{"tweet": "@SasseroleStJohn idk why I let you use of my social media."} +{"tweet": "@BeauReshel I wouldn't have it any other way"} +{"tweet": "How do you say \\I need a life\\\" in French?\""} +{"tweet": "I'm ready for things to just get better.. It has to get better .... Right?"} +{"tweet": "Definitely marrying someone from the south\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "#confessyourunpopularopinion no one really gives a shit. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Instead of doing things I should be doing I'm gonna spend my night watching American idol auditions. All 54 of them. Lol"} +{"tweet": "@aj_hoyt @feliciakrysteen actually I thought it was red because of A state.."} +{"tweet": "You can't buy happiness but you can buy cupcakes and that's basically the same thing"} +{"tweet": "Once again irritated with how lightly people take marriage. You should actually know the person you are spending your life with."} +{"tweet": "To go to ulta while I'm waiting for my family or not... Decisions decisions"} +{"tweet": "Suck it up, cupcake."} +{"tweet": "GuyZ I think the cookie made me sick"} +{"tweet": "The wound heals but it never does , it's because you're at war with love . \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "NHL network marry me \\ud83d\\udc8d"} +{"tweet": "@Christina4422 you're rude."} +{"tweet": "apple pie with cool whip hits the spot"} +{"tweet": "Home from a long day of shaping small pieces of metal. now I prepare to answer silly questions for beer money. #tuesdays"} +{"tweet": "Durant took more shots tonight then I do with my player on NBA 2k13 in a game"} +{"tweet": "Hey don't look now, but the Jaguars are winning! Wth....lol"} +{"tweet": "@ashanne4 creeeeeeeeeeeeeps! It just freaks me out"} +{"tweet": "I ran over a curb and it reminded me of that time when @riahkins hit one going like 80 and almost killed us."} +{"tweet": "@ilikeapplejacks next semester I got the schedule"} +{"tweet": "@HaleyBaby96 YAY :) good"} +{"tweet": "@tcmurphy10 when and where!"} +{"tweet": "My phone only works in wifi and I can receive text messages but not send them! \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude21 #wtf #whyyy"} +{"tweet": "@aseandrews down the hall baby straight up the stairs omg stop my fav song by him \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "I believe you are going to be the best thing that has ever happened to me. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Sarah fuck off"} +{"tweet": "That was the best video I've ever seen"} +{"tweet": "@mgbradley97 no prob"} +{"tweet": "Don't tell me how to live my life."} +{"tweet": "Just checked in the cashier from Brennan's #casual"} +{"tweet": "I won't drink chocolate milk unless its mixed with white milk."} +{"tweet": "Snuggled in bed with my heated blanket , my pumpkin candles lit and I have no homework , this is my kind of night \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "It must be let's ignore Emilie day or something"} +{"tweet": "I'm probably the shittiest girlfriend in the world #isuck #ohwell"} +{"tweet": "We are all 3D objects"} +{"tweet": "I am an idiot."} +{"tweet": "My sister is ratchet."} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure I'm ready for a Mac..."} +{"tweet": "@caleigh_rosee had that last night and it's perf"} +{"tweet": "This is awko"} +{"tweet": "\\@KaytlynNicole5: Let your love for God change the world, but never let the world change your love for God.\\\" Best thing you've ever said\""} +{"tweet": "Ummm why did a sex toy distributor just favorite my tweet..?"} +{"tweet": "I get mad way to easy"} +{"tweet": "@mitchell_stout how about you stop being a dick"} +{"tweet": "@kidlicious98 please play next year tho, we gon need a qb"} +{"tweet": "Am I dreaming"} +{"tweet": "You get the exact same tattoo as on pinterest you are dumb #unoriginal"} +{"tweet": "Quite the spectacle seeing Bryan Cranston going from the crazy dad on Malcolm and the middle to Heisenberg."} +{"tweet": "@XNightCreature #YesYesYes it is"} +{"tweet": "@jrstokes79 I'm for real fine just realizing a lot"} +{"tweet": "@hitlersposse @luna_writingsin @Ash_Costello daisy the sour cream lmao"} +{"tweet": "@tanealmariee Juliana whole family thinks you are , lol grow up ,"} +{"tweet": "my grandma sent me a letter in an envelope filled with glitter. I would rather have had it filled with anthrax."} +{"tweet": "Forsure leaving class early for this game."} +{"tweet": "I wish I could have been a mobster back in the day"} +{"tweet": "Reading 20 of the 51 killed in OK twister are kids, makes me sick to my fucking stomach."} +{"tweet": "I used to be a drama seeker. @TaylorrStand"} +{"tweet": "I'm tired, so let me be broken"} +{"tweet": "Attention whore."} +{"tweet": "I feel awful! \\ud83d\\udc4e\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "I don't see how schools can do 2 hour delays like it fucks up the schedule and shitNo like our school doesn't have them either school or nah"} +{"tweet": "Uindy time tonight."} +{"tweet": "@caitlinhopkins4 you're welcome! :)"} +{"tweet": "so many people from Medford go to bridgewater this year."} +{"tweet": "woke up to chik-fil-a, thanks mom"} +{"tweet": "Kms"} +{"tweet": "My girlfriend is the only reason I stay in this bullshit state"} +{"tweet": "I cannot tell you how much I LOVE this weather!"} +{"tweet": "You were the sloppiest cheerleader on the whole team #stfu"} +{"tweet": "@timlannon11 tanning with 6 dudes? What a homo"} +{"tweet": "@William_Saints Estas son ojeras de panda y no mamadas, :3"} +{"tweet": "I miss you, even tho you were a complete dick to me. This doesn't make sense."} +{"tweet": "Blowing out someone's candle doesn't make yours shine any brighter."} +{"tweet": "All I want for Christmas is for my freaking grades to be posted!"} +{"tweet": "@JadynPineda sorry"} +{"tweet": "Sydney is so wasted right now \\ud83d\\ude02 #z00t3d"} +{"tweet": "@MommyLovesWine Zip it up and put it in the back seat."} +{"tweet": "I'm lonely"} +{"tweet": "@atmay25 @Alexx_Renea_ we both have Shultz ... she sucks butt"} +{"tweet": "Watching the first @HarryPotterFilm with my favorite man in the world \\ud83d\\ude00"} +{"tweet": "I just really want black vans"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I'll barely be in school for the next month is pretty sweet #seniorperks"} +{"tweet": "@alinnejmd there's no request by you"} +{"tweet": "I could be on the show naked and afraid"} +{"tweet": "#NotreDame is playing incredible defense. #sarcastictweet"} +{"tweet": "Little giants \\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "@Kid_CoDy23 I'm sorry :( forgive me...."} +{"tweet": "Been there, done that by Luke Bryan is such a perfect song."} +{"tweet": "Never been so happy to find something"} +{"tweet": "God wouldn't put you through it if he knew you couldn't handle it"} +{"tweet": "@GoddessDeanna I'm just wondering goddess. Do you have an amazon wish list. I enjoy your tweets and photos let alone your clips4sale.."} +{"tweet": "@EvansTwatter yay!!! We are going to red lobster and a movie we think \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "Oreo will be the branding story of the game."} +{"tweet": "@x0_kw that's why she never brought me a souvenir back."} +{"tweet": "Do you know who I am?"} +{"tweet": "@EJ_Hauger :( if only you were here"} +{"tweet": "@uhhSergio can you not"} +{"tweet": "Already almost done with my speech #yes"} +{"tweet": "@its_mady_yo you're the one who didn't text me back queer"} +{"tweet": "Happy Thanksgiving to All, be safe and and Blessed with all your families !!"} +{"tweet": "Why do people sit down with their backpack on? Then attempt to take it off without getting up..."} +{"tweet": "@smgreenbaum must of been someone at the wok"} +{"tweet": "Running is honestly the best therapy\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "Good thing there were only 15,000 at the game to see that."} +{"tweet": "I cant help but get upset, even if it isnt your fault"} +{"tweet": "@Kyle_lucas18 yes you are."} +{"tweet": "@mo_harman @anthonydnichols well all those fucking kids in summer gym take up all the tables and we have no where to sit"} +{"tweet": "@Stokesy_Poo you read my mind"} +{"tweet": "@jscholler10 you are the king of BAD WORDS #feelingsdestroyed"} +{"tweet": "Just got home and I'm bored. Lets do somethingggggg"} +{"tweet": "Bad wreck on river road.. Avoid if possible!"} +{"tweet": "@natemiller789 awesome! Hope you guys had a great time. @randilynn82"} +{"tweet": "The buffalo sabres and Darcy Regier especially are the jokes of the NHL and a great example of how not to run a team #FireDarcy"} +{"tweet": "Totally listening to Hannah Montana station on Pandora and i don't regret anything \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83c\\udfb5"} +{"tweet": "@gottalovemarg hahaha know right! I jut wish I could make my mouth look like a triangle"} +{"tweet": "@SorryNotSoorry literally cried through the whole movie. #EmotionalRollercoaster"} +{"tweet": "Worship night tonight at 8 in Realife! Can't wait to see what God does!"} +{"tweet": "@BrettFess because Alabama is such a powerhouse. When they win its no big deal. When a powerhouse like them goes down its huge."} +{"tweet": "@ashtastickkk BUT It's so hard reaping what you have sown when all you plant is destruction ! Reap the whirlwind"} +{"tweet": "#IJustWantYouToKnow I love you (:"} +{"tweet": "Won't be long before you're pulling yourself away"} +{"tweet": "Yes it's easy to see what you can get but I want you to imagine what you could have"} +{"tweet": "Mom, buy me food. Now."} +{"tweet": "Literally on the edge of my seat with this filibuster. #StandWithWendy"} +{"tweet": "@ITs_James21 come see us"} +{"tweet": "In love with someone who I have no chance with ugh the struggles"} +{"tweet": "Wanted to wash my car but of course it looks like its gonna rain \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "Snapchatting my mom>> \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Someone text me . (:"} +{"tweet": "please\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "My taint #rejectedyankeecandles"} +{"tweet": "Not going out tonight cause my immune system was like \\Fuck you, Alyssa!\\\" \\ud83d\\ude13 #happymardigras\""} +{"tweet": "@MikeNaso oh no my mom will get all that. She just needs a friendly reminder people are coming over haha"} +{"tweet": "@mac_tomasic you have to occasionally lol"} +{"tweet": "Good googly moogly that thang is juicy!"} +{"tweet": "thanks for not even acknowledging my presence/existence"} +{"tweet": "Blessed with a chest"} +{"tweet": "Just because you're attractive, doesnt mean you're my type"} +{"tweet": "You've already done enough, are you done yet?"} +{"tweet": "So proud of my baby @K_Weezzy today!! \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Bonfire on the beach tonight! Cannnt wait! #rainstayaway"} +{"tweet": "@E_raww7 no remember foles is in that division"} +{"tweet": "@marleer91 I miss you more. Can't wait to see you!!"} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when someone says hey I haven't seen you in forever and you don't know who they are! \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@ToriThatMexican I'm on the pot, suffering the wrath of breakfast but when I get back can I get the rail achievement? That's a sick world"} +{"tweet": "@SalaNick lol do you think I was aware of a big hill in the first place..? I'll see how my knee does when I get this tape and after dr appt"} +{"tweet": "@KirstenAnn3 you have a nice butt, you know that. It is just stupid because you don't starve yourself. Sorry I said that wrong"} +{"tweet": "They need to pull Flynn. Put the Rook in he won't think too much & get the ball out!"} +{"tweet": "She doesn't know what's gonna hit her."} +{"tweet": "I can't believe Cory Monteith is dead.."} +{"tweet": "@imarleneking please tell me there is some Ezra and Aria?!? #askmar :D"} +{"tweet": "omg you two are meant to be .."} +{"tweet": "It has never been \\his bad\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@Nawdieuh @taylerajones that's illegal bc its Columbus Day"} +{"tweet": "your child is barefoot in the grocery store. I think you need to put down the Little Debbie's and prioritize your money."} +{"tweet": "@youngsiebold2 yeah dude since the fall of 1975 I loved the bullets...them not making it dissapointed me greatly"} +{"tweet": "@FightOrFlight food,food and more food sounds like a perfect #Thanksgiving"} +{"tweet": "@SidneyCravens #firstworldproblems"} +{"tweet": "I think too much & put myself in a bad mood."} +{"tweet": "@Ashleygroll HAHAHA"} +{"tweet": "@leescratch maddie needs to share"} +{"tweet": "It's rainy days like this that make me so thankful I have long legs and walk fast!"} +{"tweet": "@KipHenley did u get lost"} +{"tweet": "There's once in a lifetime and there's once in a while and the difference between the two is about a million miles."} +{"tweet": "@Alea_amber this precious!"} +{"tweet": "@nsmegels24 @Lil_Love_3 no won't happen"} +{"tweet": "@karkar_johnston @MNietz @JayCrayCray It has been brought to a screeching hault"} +{"tweet": "Just an hour and a half until nap time"} +{"tweet": "That's okay @PeytonFloied is your @ button broke like I'm concerned"} +{"tweet": "SWERVE GET IT JOSH YEAHHHHH TEAM HOOT HOOT!!! @JGutch12"} +{"tweet": "bob marley relaxation tea makes me sleepy this is not ok"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had a delete button in my life to delete some memories and feelings."} +{"tweet": "@ODOdell how was the show?!"} +{"tweet": "Most people #inMingoCounty are not a bit excited for buck wild!"} +{"tweet": "@CarisaMarie11 that reminds me, I need a new candle, pillow & like 12 $5 DVDs"} +{"tweet": "So thankful for people in my life who help me through momentary breakdowns!"} +{"tweet": "@JDelVi ridiculousness is a joke I didn't mean now I meant the transition from R&B to FF was douchbag to semi-admirable"} +{"tweet": "@ktjanese surprised me with a sweet tea from Sonic bcuz she knew I hadn't had one in over two weeks. Srsly luv her."} +{"tweet": "I really took a video of a video just incase he deleted it so I have it forever.\\ud83d\\ude02 Idec, I love it. \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83c\\udfa7\\ud83c\\udfa4\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@KShelttt Hey where did you find a since book?!"} +{"tweet": "@AlexRainbolt you could say that again!"} +{"tweet": "@SensitiveMJ yeah I don't remember when I did that either. I'm under the weather. Don't feel well. Getting ready for bed."} +{"tweet": "Probably the coldest practice ever"} +{"tweet": "@sam_palomaki so scary"} +{"tweet": "@OneClassyFellow we'll be around tonight! Come over if we don't make out way over!"} +{"tweet": "Things have actually been going terrible for me besides like 1 or 2 things #badweek"} +{"tweet": "Why can't I sleep?"} +{"tweet": "@ashnicole034 copier. \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@AllKnowA I really do /:"} +{"tweet": "@Ho_Lee_Sheet #Me"} +{"tweet": "This night is actually fun lmfao #TheShitMeAndKiarahDo"} +{"tweet": "@HopeSM10 I've always liked Hill. You can ask Sean if he remembers. Always thought he was an energy guy, someone every team would need but"} +{"tweet": "Why couldn't Miami get Dexter Fowler instead he goes to the Astros."} +{"tweet": "@alliebob17 tomorrow little one"} +{"tweet": "can't wait to see how my brackets do, feeling pretty confident!"} +{"tweet": "No sea rienda suelta a tus palabras sin medir las consecuencias."} +{"tweet": "@kayyy_kayyy1452 do it in morning(: come over before 8!"} +{"tweet": "@mattnekic same, I'm working 30+ hours a week. I practically live at DQ."} +{"tweet": "trying to scheme"} +{"tweet": "Drawing nipples on our ribs because #finalsweek"} +{"tweet": "Must be nice to get financial aid from the state, so you just blow off your college education."} +{"tweet": "I'm afraid to get my paycheck since I skipped work Tuesday. \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "How quick things change"} +{"tweet": "@CJChristianson2 what up bud!!!"} +{"tweet": "My pandora is spot on tonight. RHCP, sublime, blink and everything else awesome"} +{"tweet": "Merry Christmas Sarah @mattylewis9"} +{"tweet": "School went by 100x faster today...."} +{"tweet": "Catching Fire was almost perfect. I cried 7 times."} +{"tweet": "Lets get it"} +{"tweet": "@Baby_Quinsicle we'll you'll be dead so I don't know how you'd get me"} +{"tweet": "@Arianaxz Monday"} +{"tweet": "Someone come over and make me food"} +{"tweet": "@Jhensley_25 hahahaha I want j\\u00e4ger"} +{"tweet": "Remember when people thought the giants defensive line was going to be good..."} +{"tweet": "I look too cute right now , #feelinmyself"} +{"tweet": "#ireallydislike you and ur personality #fuckyouuuu"} +{"tweet": "that was my afternoon rant"} +{"tweet": "What if I have a disease and I have to get my ear cut off #shiiiiit"} +{"tweet": "@jadevanorsdale when I call you answer."} +{"tweet": "Decided I'm never going to college if it's anything like AP chem"} +{"tweet": "Working making deliveries helping out wherever I can I work until my shifts supposed to be over but were busy as fuck so I stay and work"} +{"tweet": "@KirkHerbstreit how about some Beaver love? The nation needs to know about Sean Mannion!"} +{"tweet": "Not sure if my husband actually likes this song by Florida Georgia Line or if he's just making fun..."} +{"tweet": "@IamDaltonRogers hush it dalton! And I had honey mustard allll in my hair...\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for the ice skating rink in Jeff to open up \\ud83d\\ude0d\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@Relationship1O2 LOVE the chase"} +{"tweet": "@jourdyn_mariee @mia_studenroth wow I got excited for nothing"} +{"tweet": "If you like me than say you like me. \\ud83c\\udfb6\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@Lyrr_Paii you're grounded."} +{"tweet": "I'm sittin on a chair but in the future it's my throne"} +{"tweet": "Anyone know what sleep is ? #cannotfindany :-("} +{"tweet": "Anytime I get a glimpse of myself in a mirror I wink at myself because I'm one good looking manly man."} +{"tweet": "@hannahoxoxo what about a tall nice guy?"} +{"tweet": "you're joking right ? #jesuschrist"} +{"tweet": "@jazzywaggs I am literally sad that you're not here."} +{"tweet": "About to help Paige and @A_Wet_793 unpack into their new house. #mixedemotions #lovethem"} +{"tweet": "My five year old cousin just figured out we share grandparents and he doesn't like it. #family"} +{"tweet": "basically"} +{"tweet": "@That_Kid_RyRy but it's so hard not to be a bitch to a ginger..."} +{"tweet": "Saw a guy that looked like derek Morgan from criminal minds ..."} +{"tweet": "Some person just came to my door and i knew they were there but I just chose to keep my music up and keep dancing so they left #noshame"} +{"tweet": "You're the love I wanna be in."} +{"tweet": "Is it Friday yet?! I'm ready for Cumberland!"} +{"tweet": "17 days \\ud83c\\udfc6"} +{"tweet": "Can't sleep"} +{"tweet": "OMG my ear is so sore \\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "Ya know, I always get screwed over. Maybe I should show no emotion and see where that gets me"} +{"tweet": "@jace9927 no way where!"} +{"tweet": "@EllenPompeo I. Just. Died!! Can't wait"} +{"tweet": "Tonight was so much funn \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Baby why don't you just please come back, you don't have to leave like that."} +{"tweet": "@ZoeWetherell she said thank you"} +{"tweet": "I hate you so fucking much."} +{"tweet": "Life in general is so messed up!"} +{"tweet": "I now know where to go if I ever feel the need to buy a kevlar flak jacket"} +{"tweet": "Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you - anonymous"} +{"tweet": "5 months. Ever yours, ever mine, ever ours. \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "I love Daniel Tosh and in completely unrelated news I have extremely vile humor"} +{"tweet": "ANNOYING"} +{"tweet": "I'm just so proud of my friends @Jenny_Heyo for losing weight and @germericangirl_ for being on fucking TV!"} +{"tweet": "baby get naked, just so we can make sweet loooove \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I love tomatoes \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Social.framework doesn\\u2019t protect you from this."} +{"tweet": "@Willersville I like both players too but Jr is putting up 3 point games like nothing and the stats favor in his way too"} +{"tweet": "I'm an awful person"} +{"tweet": "spending my day with my absolute best friend @cornxroast yeeeeey \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "Reading about native American lifestyles and treatment in the seventeenth century makes me happy I was born in today's terms #Lol"} +{"tweet": "@emjaybaby22 literally kill yourself"} +{"tweet": "I'm having the worst back pain for some reason tho... \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "#ImAttractedTo blue eyes \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "Glad I was able to help fill the void in your life, makes me feel really good. #neveragain"} +{"tweet": "@WREKK1 haha thanks a lot man! Did you see my senior prank at graduation by chance?"} +{"tweet": "mcas is fucking stupid"} +{"tweet": "Probs the bingo champ at the leiting christmas"} +{"tweet": "I wish i had a magical genie to bring me as many Arbys Roast Beef sandwiches i want! #Asap #IfOnly"} +{"tweet": "@snooki I swear Lorenzo is the cutest baby I've ever seen\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "If your going to cuss and me and tell me to shut my mouth without hearing my side I will pursue it to the max"} +{"tweet": "My bunny is so stinkin adorable\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@emmastinson at the rate it's at he could be a fully grown adult by the time he grows horns. From the inner demon"} +{"tweet": "@ThatDutchKid32 next half day im all yours"} +{"tweet": "@Higgie_Smalls01 same! modells & target are hiring!"} +{"tweet": "really want to get into that Buddhist lifestyle"} +{"tweet": "There's one thing that will fix everything, and anything... But I will not tell you what it is."} +{"tweet": "@Alex__Brogan miss you alex!"} +{"tweet": "Relationships are about trust, not just having your way."} +{"tweet": "Camping out in the living room with bubby\\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "You're only doing this now because you're afraid of losing me."} +{"tweet": "@Big_TiffTiff bad swearing like the f word"} +{"tweet": "It's going down I'm yelling timber , let's make a night you won't remember I'll be the one you won't forget"} +{"tweet": "I laugh at myself most of the time."} +{"tweet": "Well I guess I have nothing better to do than take a nap before practice \\ud83d\\ude34\\u26bd"} +{"tweet": "@lo_babyyy6 scariest moment of my life"} +{"tweet": "@amichelleminto @xoshauna11xo I don't even know you"} +{"tweet": "@mikemccauley33 thats debatable"} +{"tweet": "You're in control of your own life. If you don't like something, fix it."} +{"tweet": "Does it make you feel alivee"} +{"tweet": "Why do you do this to me? Why do you do this so easily? #lyrics"} +{"tweet": "I'm sick of being sick."} +{"tweet": "@jimjimmyjones @FritzztirF @The_Josh023 had to run so I can't"} +{"tweet": "This weekends about to be crazy! \\ud83d\\ude1d@catie_lin"} +{"tweet": "I think my dad likes blurred lines more than I do \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Gianna and I #TAGTEAM"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you and your silly ass games ."} +{"tweet": "I just want Lacole to be here with her puppy"} +{"tweet": "Lame. You. Are"} +{"tweet": "Christmas is the best time of the year #tistheseason"} +{"tweet": "@nclements525 mirror mirror. fight me"} +{"tweet": "@sanchjesse13 lol no just friends Jesse"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to deal with immature boys. this is why I don't date guys that are my age. #growup"} +{"tweet": "@michaelgordon03 not too bad"} +{"tweet": "@SamiiBynumite it felt like my face was on fire and I felt like I was gonna pass out.. You wanna like rip your face off \\ud83d\\ude33 shits intense"} +{"tweet": "Just making our nightly Weis run"} +{"tweet": "It's true that time heals everything, but you never know just how long it'll take"} +{"tweet": "May your life preach more loudly than your lips"} +{"tweet": "@DanielLockie1 don't worry I meant my brother!"} +{"tweet": "I hate pretzels"} +{"tweet": "#winning"} +{"tweet": "The Cavs \\ud83d\\ude02 #embarrassing"} +{"tweet": "@leviklips what did you get for 3,8,9,11,16,17, & 18?"} +{"tweet": "Laying down some tracks. This is exciting"} +{"tweet": "@chooooo_chooooo no of course not. it was a retweet. btw my dad is disapointed with you."} +{"tweet": "It's extremely disappointing to see MP being defended as relatively safe yet be so quick to judge & analyze a situation most will be lucky"} +{"tweet": "@Izz_Gadley I'm glad I got to see your beautiful self last night!"} +{"tweet": "Idk do I have a cute laugh? Probably not."} +{"tweet": "@kyle_steven_ no but everyone thinks it did coz my original picture I had the ointment and the wrap on it"} +{"tweet": "@kaitMFisher yes, much better way of putting it \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@AudreyODell the blind side?"} +{"tweet": "Taking care of people this weekend like its my job! I'm gonna be a great mom someday \\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I just need to see what were ranked in softball and I'll be in a good mood again."} +{"tweet": "@liiiiivvv I'm so excited! Secretly wishing that we get a foot of snow on Saturday"} +{"tweet": "yeah."} +{"tweet": "@lljobe @em_kress rock & roll!"} +{"tweet": "I knew I wouldn't be able to sleep in\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I haven't been tweeting very much lately.."} +{"tweet": "My biggest fear is becoming the thing I hate most in this world"} +{"tweet": "@Touch_N_Hoes4 I'm an EMT, would you like some help with that Burn?!! #Ouch"} +{"tweet": "@BrodyRemmers @donna_deleon shut up"} +{"tweet": "I try and remain as happy as possible because I hate appearing as a weak person."} +{"tweet": "There are too many guys here. I need more ladies"} +{"tweet": "@JamesRussdo @Alicia_Greene3 oops"} +{"tweet": "@_GimmieDatBecky that sounds fabulous. We need shenanigans Friday November 15. Plan for it"} +{"tweet": "All I'm sayin is I could eat right now but I'm not getting in the shower to just not go lol I would rather lay in bed and wait haha"} +{"tweet": "Read this if you think I'm hot."} +{"tweet": "After all this time I'm still into you. #paramore"} +{"tweet": "I'm never at school. #ohwell"} +{"tweet": "#jimmyrose is amazing\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@TreanBean_07 @CodyOetken #heaintboutthathashtaglife"} +{"tweet": "@barsbran21 oh fuck yea :-) its gunna get weird. Haha"} +{"tweet": "@lindssmarie long time"} +{"tweet": "@Diane_Keaton I love you. Like too much for my own good. Also I'm drunk"} +{"tweet": "kys"} +{"tweet": "It sucks that we don't get yearbooks until August, but at least they're gonna be awesome this year \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I feel bad for people with moms that can't cook man"} +{"tweet": "when weird twitter and rap twitter fuse permanently I promise you I will never walk away from my laptop again"} +{"tweet": "Whatever asshole"} +{"tweet": "More like fire jerks. Am I right."} +{"tweet": "I don't think I've ever seen payton manning throw a perfect spiral"} +{"tweet": "@emmacorbett94 haha well good for you. But don't worry, I'm trapped in my room due to sickness so you won't hear it from me haha #begladlol"} +{"tweet": "Love the tweets on Saturday and Sunday long runs and races!! Very motivating."} +{"tweet": "@eg_renegade91 were going to swannanoa this weekend!"} +{"tweet": "Wellllll."} +{"tweet": "Definitely failing my exams this is bad why am I not caring..."} +{"tweet": "@Bcsimp1 @MeMeWildcat @kamstick23 @ruthrucker2 @KentuckyDiane @TenDem Goooood MORNING!"} +{"tweet": "@Briajb it hasn't come up lately. You're the only person I know that likes him though. \\ud83d\\ude35\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Hail yes, there's lemon pie on the frig.\\ud83d\\ude2e"} +{"tweet": "@ChristieParker_ shout out for being cool and nice an pretty and a great friend"} +{"tweet": "Or maybe not... \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@hively33 thanks!"} +{"tweet": "Legit going home and dying\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@CarlyBennethum you better be. Oh yeah btw can I come live with you"} +{"tweet": "S/o to @tracysteele22 you seem really nice!"} +{"tweet": "@SethBobomb Well then I guess I don't know shit. There's a good torrent on TPB, it looks like."} +{"tweet": "Why"} +{"tweet": "@BScN_Stress you're almost done!!! Woo!"} +{"tweet": "You guys both look stupid. Stop. Either fight it out, hug it out, or stfu\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@KaylieHollis I'm not in school anymore \\ud83d\\ude2c so there's that..lol"} +{"tweet": "@D00GAN_ he just told me he loved me hahahahahahha kinda wish I was there !"} +{"tweet": "@Rachellynnn_ one day ill make you proud Rachel ill take a pic if I ever finish it"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe ill be in school in 7 hours.."} +{"tweet": "This is going to be another enjoyable sunset for sure. #vibrantcolors"} +{"tweet": "My moms not even gonna be home all night #score"} +{"tweet": "Dennard with his 400th pic of the season"} +{"tweet": "\\If he was my brother, I'd still wanna see him in his underwear\\\" @wilson_emilee #WeightRoom\""} +{"tweet": "A goodnight text would be great but you know"} +{"tweet": "@TheNcredbleHolt @thehighwaywon there's still time this year! Sometime while I'm on break PLEASE"} +{"tweet": "@itsRandallj lolol !"} +{"tweet": "Geaux Tigers"} +{"tweet": "@stormygimbel did I hear 42-25 yotes at half?"} +{"tweet": "@ThatOneLaiken @aliyahhloyd oh so you know he's sleeping?"} +{"tweet": "I love @joegorga so much!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm waking up at 5:30 getting a shower and crawling back in bed tomorrow morning. idc \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@Kristiimulder well I kind of feel like a self centered bitch for covering landen's face."} +{"tweet": "I just wanna hangout with you.."} +{"tweet": "@Lexaconn #cool"} +{"tweet": "Waking up every ten minutes to go pee is not my cup of tea! #needssleep"} +{"tweet": "sad to think after so many years our friendships over but whatever."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Well now I might be fired"} +{"tweet": "I am ready for bed. I don't even want to sleep, I just want tomorrow to get here."} +{"tweet": "Let it all go whatever it is and tip it on back"} +{"tweet": "@Higuchishinya15 \\u3053\\u3060\\u308f\\u308a:D \\u305d\\u308c\\u3067\\u306f\\u3001\\u3069\\u306e\\u3088\\u3046\\u306b\\u3042\\u306a\\u305f\\u306e\\u753a\\u306e\\u5929\\u6c17\\u3067\\u3059\\u304b\\uff1f\\u30cb\\u30e5\\u30fc\\u30e8\\u30fc\\u30af\\u5e02\\u3067\\u306f\\u3001\\u6625\\u3068\\u590f\\u3092\\u5f85\\u3064\\u3053\\u3068\\u304c\\u3067\\u304d\\u306a\\u3044\\u5bd2\\u3055\\u3067\\u3059\\u3002\\u307e\\u3042\\u7279\\u306b\\u590f\\uff08\\u91ce\\u7403\\u30b7\\u30fc\\u30ba\\u30f3\\uff09"} +{"tweet": "Cleve inspired me."} +{"tweet": "@tayeis #whitegirlprobs"} +{"tweet": "@WD_Baseball how many days you home?"} +{"tweet": "@marisamoylan @dev_astated @allymckay_ probably\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "My mom and brother gossip way to much. Can't tell any if them anything. \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude36"} +{"tweet": "SOMEONE FILL MY BANK ACCOUNTS!"} +{"tweet": "@jricci_rich77 someone stole another vase from the restaurant. #FBIAgentJoeAndNat"} +{"tweet": "The birds are chirpin outside of my window. I had a wonderful night. 'Goodnight~"} +{"tweet": "Nobody look at me today. I am the definition of a mess."} +{"tweet": "@_beRAD never mind Be rad. Your intelligence must have dropped from watching too many heat games"} +{"tweet": "@Brihrstic_14 oh I'm so proud of you ha"} +{"tweet": "@zack_mckinley ya I can"} +{"tweet": "GOD DAMNIT"} +{"tweet": "@365daysofMK it's so bland."} +{"tweet": "@jvusername_69 and I can't wait to kick it with my homie @SweetDaddyJesus this weekend"} +{"tweet": "@drew_laskey every new year I like to cut someone out of my life and Drew, I'm sorry to say this, but, its you. \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "You know life is so precious when a three year agrees to being your best friend \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Say my name will never, ever, get old."} +{"tweet": "passing the exit for Siena on the highway.. so close yet so far away\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@RealtreeRomeo if I could retweet this over and over, I would \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@chsscgirl Think I need a new Springtime pedi... :) :)"} +{"tweet": "So every time I look at my avi I get wet"} +{"tweet": "@KensingtonOrion @davewil15 it's life changing, makes all the difference."} +{"tweet": "@spokespub not yet.."} +{"tweet": "I eat WAY to much"} +{"tweet": "Think twice before you're so nice"} +{"tweet": "And it's not just long, It's like down to the small of my back."} +{"tweet": "Talk about a wake up call"} +{"tweet": "Watching boys play video games<< why do they think yelling at the tv will help them play better!? #men\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@Meatball_Swag hey, yous a cutayyy lemme get that numba \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to die this morning at conditioning from turners yesterday\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\udcaa"} +{"tweet": "@HoneyBadger_48 @georgepooney i think i only ever won time hhaha"} +{"tweet": "We still haven't had our PBR fix @JayClemens"} +{"tweet": "Bleh"} +{"tweet": "Not back even 10 minutes and problems already."} +{"tweet": "@twoheadednerd I would have totally missed Trillium if it wasn't for @JeffLemire Twitter. I'm sure the old $1 for #1 would've saved me."} +{"tweet": "Love don't change really just came on\\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Lmao I go from one extreme to the other."} +{"tweet": "School.\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@imabuck DID YOU WATCH IT"} +{"tweet": "Why do I need anything other than classes on the Holocaust if that's what I wanna study in college? #sodone"} +{"tweet": "@bucken__berry @HeavenlyFearful more powerful, yes. More exciting and personal...?"} +{"tweet": "Casually choking to death and my nurse roommate sits on the couch watching a video on diabetes. \\ud83d\\ude35@kay_dawgg"} +{"tweet": "Go Ravens!!!"} +{"tweet": "at the point where im done caring about anything. lifes just a joke anyway so fuck it"} +{"tweet": "@EllenMRufo mmm yes I'm filled with excitement #psych"} +{"tweet": "I guess you can't ask where people are going to college these days. It's considered a put down."} +{"tweet": "@billytrout8 you. I'm happy that you can finally be faithful to layken, in happy that you are actually trying. I'm happy, so why not just"} +{"tweet": "Your life will get better when you realize it's better to be alone than to chase people who don't really care about you"} +{"tweet": "I do what I want ya bish"} +{"tweet": "@_StayyFlyy what the hell, storm?"} +{"tweet": "My dad gets off the couch \\oh shit wrestlings on\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@Josiemb7 I was gonna show you an option of a cute color"} +{"tweet": "I just love to wake up in the middle of the night and jump into a tub with sphagetti and water and just splash around."} +{"tweet": "FUCK AUBURN. #IronBowl"} +{"tweet": "I'm off today? how did this happen?"} +{"tweet": "I wish I was more firm on what I tell myself to do."} +{"tweet": "I'm ok, isn't that what I'm supposed to say?"} +{"tweet": "Pennsylvania people don't know how to do crabs"} +{"tweet": "@_clarkelly_ jennaay_s come back I hate 5th wheeling"} +{"tweet": "I miss my bruda \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "I will literally do anything not to study"} +{"tweet": "Willing to give away this whole bottle of new Amsterdam to some lucky person tonight"} +{"tweet": "G is admitted to @WCHOBuffalo & getting antibiotics. @nicki147 is frustrated they don't have NFL network for Bills game. I'm driving home."} +{"tweet": "Still tired"} +{"tweet": "The best of us can find happiness in misery."} +{"tweet": "Ezra crying???? \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@Krist_Nicole_ GET ME ANYTHING! A pair of socks even. I don't care!"} +{"tweet": "The cover I just posted is fucking relevant as fuck."} +{"tweet": "I just wanna be tan without getting burnt and peeling ."} +{"tweet": "I love sleeping...so why cant i #nobodyknows/cares"} +{"tweet": "@KrisThomasMusik did awesome! #TheVoice"} +{"tweet": "@knc1235 @Kailey_Spicer @CarlyDrobnick @kennedycrever i think this getting very sexual..... So i'll stop"} +{"tweet": "@ShanShan_donkey you are such a goofball \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "It's 7:05 and I really think I'm about to go to bed \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@dpowre predicting the home run?"} +{"tweet": "Just kidding. I'll pry work both places. #cashflow \\ud83d\\udcb0"} +{"tweet": "Some people are desperate.. #lol"} +{"tweet": "The beach is going to be sooo nice Thursday \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "Bug looks just like mason disick \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Chicken nugget time... I think so!"} +{"tweet": "@jjauthor I think if you ask Obama you'll get a different answer!Look!His head is tilted so far back,looking down his nose,you know HE'S IT!"} +{"tweet": "didn't know I had to tell you where I am at every minute.."} +{"tweet": "I officially hate the atlanta braves"} +{"tweet": "Haha it's funny because they never even hooked up"} +{"tweet": "@HoganBryce hello. Bryce ready for big brother. Yea"} +{"tweet": "@nabsies I'm teaching myself new moves. \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "my goal is to not attend a school dance at kenowa during high school. it's jr year and I'm still going strong"} +{"tweet": "16 hours of sleep and it was so needed.... #onthegoforweeks"} +{"tweet": "projectile vomit at work"} +{"tweet": "In the past two nights combined I've only gotten 7 hours of sleep"} +{"tweet": "I wish my roommate and her boyfriend would get done making their breakfast already so I can make mine! #starving"} +{"tweet": "Hangout with me and Hunter."} +{"tweet": "@smithhunter20 bitch come over"} +{"tweet": "@Zachgray001 i'll be back tomorrow (:"} +{"tweet": "@tannerritty3 hahaha"} +{"tweet": "All she gets is hard dick and some cheerios (;"} +{"tweet": "#HappyThanksgiving"} +{"tweet": "Temple run 2 >"} +{"tweet": "@bmikesgirl he had no comment #jealousy"} +{"tweet": "Beyond pissed off"} +{"tweet": "I'm hard to love, no I don't make it easy"} +{"tweet": "@Arikasulk :'("} +{"tweet": "I'd be toooo scared to see the conjuring id piss myself and run"} +{"tweet": "@_RainBoi_ I feel like you should change your name to \\Mr.\\\" Haha\""} +{"tweet": "Finna hit the sheets bye! :)"} +{"tweet": "Yet another day has passed, and I didn't use algebra once."} +{"tweet": "Starbucks #2 and headed to play \\ud83c\\udfbe..."} +{"tweet": "It's such a pretty day NOT to be outside."} +{"tweet": "Hannah is like a local kylie jenner"} +{"tweet": "@PlantationHale so do I!!!!"} +{"tweet": "When the puzzle connects, it's like you never forget the way it's got to be."} +{"tweet": "@Meyers_Josie because it does"} +{"tweet": "As soon as I wake up someone has to piss me off."} +{"tweet": "@LLCEstIn_1996 I miss you too ! We have to hangout this summer \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "well everything i did last night was stupid hahahahah"} +{"tweet": "Who's going on the government trip tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "I'm so tired I honestly feel like I never even went to bed."} +{"tweet": "glitter riots"} +{"tweet": "@kbracken12 hahaha. Atleast she doesnt plan on living with you for the rest of her life...."} +{"tweet": "Gahhhh"} +{"tweet": "@rachelplsfr #amberpukes2k13"} +{"tweet": "There's no reason for Miley to be naked in that video... But I like the song"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe how warm it is...mid 50s looking real good this time of year"} +{"tweet": "@JacobBrooks5 wow. #smh"} +{"tweet": "@JWFRINGE Cannot. Wait. Thank YOU for an amazing run!"} +{"tweet": "Got the weed between the sheets"} +{"tweet": "@Saige0736 hope your ready for disappointment again! ha ha"} +{"tweet": "Remake of training day you"} +{"tweet": "#lck CJ Rocks!! He was eliminated too early in the competition!! #lck is awesome!!"} +{"tweet": "Someone please take me to the haunted house and the hayride"} +{"tweet": "if youve got to run babe, youre allowed."} +{"tweet": "@djuggler buy on credit then. It's the American way."} +{"tweet": "May I...never be so engrossed w/ time that I neglect eternity; thus may I not only live but grow towards thee. #VoV"} +{"tweet": "These girls just wanna have fun, get naked when that beat drop \\ud83d\\udc50\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "And so ready to move forward"} +{"tweet": "An baby it's amazing I'm in this place with you"} +{"tweet": "Oh great!"} +{"tweet": "@Jake_Coffey15 bathing suit?"} +{"tweet": "@QuirozBella Well you should know me a little better than THAT! I would never especially with him \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@MattieMo8 \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21 agreed, but I turned it on just in time before JT came on!!"} +{"tweet": "@OhhhhDouglas Whats up?"} +{"tweet": "i have so many things to do today but of course im still in bed. \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "That is it! my dog has just crossed the line! he pissed inside my shoe!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Just to see him disappear like that is horrible... And I don't know exactly when I'll get to see him again."} +{"tweet": "Wow"} +{"tweet": "@brandquiqui merica"} +{"tweet": "You're so mad over nothing.... Deep breaths"} +{"tweet": "Haven't been golfing in forever so why not go today?"} +{"tweet": "\\When it comes down to it, in life, you can never trust anyone but yourself.\\\" -My grampa #truth\""} +{"tweet": "@Mitch_Koz when you've been drinking it is! #backoff"} +{"tweet": "All I have to say is respect your upperclassmen."} +{"tweet": "@jaceww Oh yeah. I miss Fat Jace tho."} +{"tweet": "Mendon lost? Never thought that was possible"} +{"tweet": "The gym is back"} +{"tweet": "@michelleelalala omg."} +{"tweet": "Today is the first day I put on makeup since last thursday\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Life goes on.."} +{"tweet": "@JoeOtt_32 \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@kris_is_radd this is soooo weird..."} +{"tweet": "Back in Duluth, time to go for a run! #beentoolong"} +{"tweet": "* thisss summer Finnah Be Crazy"} +{"tweet": "I love having a mastiff cuz he snuggles up with me. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I will never understand why such bad things happen to the most amazing people"} +{"tweet": "Someone go for a walk with mee"} +{"tweet": "@jimmyktown I got the same thing for Christmas from @MarcusShaw & @stephanieshaw. Love it!"} +{"tweet": "Looking at past photos I've been tagged in and dying of laughter"} +{"tweet": "No goodbye message? Okaay.. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "These statues have the smallest dicks I have ever seen"} +{"tweet": "Watchin the patriot before our game...shit is gettinme hyped! This movie is top 5!! Every actor is a star"} +{"tweet": "@FabrizV WAS this is the new one beotch"} +{"tweet": "Victoria's Secret >>>> \\ud83d\\udc95 #love"} +{"tweet": "@Jminks23 your sleep habits have really changed this year! You're just not the same as you used to be \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Bank account statements just look like I'm ready for early retirement!"} +{"tweet": "@Emily80786612 sorry em #kidding"} +{"tweet": "Please just storm all day. It's perfect."} +{"tweet": "@cALLIEfornia_ hey cowgirl"} +{"tweet": "The #Penguins being the great team that they are cause their opponents to rise to their level .....at times a little too much."} +{"tweet": "@JBryant519 Wise words from Uncle Josh :)"} +{"tweet": "I'm not good at advice...can I give you a sarcastic comment."} +{"tweet": "I guess you've made it pretty clear we aren't friends anymore...\\ud83d\\ude12 #sadtweet"} +{"tweet": "@susan_marie11 haha. yay! and I would girl, but on Monday i went to kenwood. tomorrow I'm going to the outlets. so i doubt it. haha."} +{"tweet": "@LynsieNovy Wahhhh I wish you were tooo and I was so excited to see you :(("} +{"tweet": "@KaylaxJones tickets go on sale tomorrow get somee (((:"} +{"tweet": "#Sweating"} +{"tweet": "Cramps \\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "I would just like to let the world know that I just got $8.40 for recycling beer cans. See peeps, it pays to drink! \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83c\\udf7b bahah"} +{"tweet": "@chelsey_leister OMG I have to tell you something \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "I went to bed with five fish and woke up with four....one actually disappeared wtf"} +{"tweet": "@JonnyC17 the most sexy!"} +{"tweet": "so how about gettin that house for the summer? #crazy"} +{"tweet": "@JamesElam6 #rude"} +{"tweet": "@markdavidsonEC is your profile private??"} +{"tweet": "IM GONNA MARRY THE NIGHT"} +{"tweet": "@NotHayleyGavica lives"} +{"tweet": "@brooke_lowell @ZoasterStrudel yes pls"} +{"tweet": "Being a grown up is the worst thing that has ever happened to me!"} +{"tweet": "@hillarygriffith I see thanks. :)"} +{"tweet": "Wish you were here to lay with me instead of the air"} +{"tweet": "Got my replacement weather station in the mail today...w00t!!\\n\\nVery good chance for severe weather in the KC area on Tuesday...w00t!!\\n\\n#kswx"} +{"tweet": "School Clothes Shopping>>> \\ud83d\\udc57\\ud83d\\udc60\\ud83d\\udc56\\ud83c\\udf80\\ud83d\\udc84"} +{"tweet": "You can just go home now \\ud83d\\udc4b #GOODBYE"} +{"tweet": "@DUECES29 only time I see u cheer for sox is when they play twins...looking for some special comments or ?? #stupid"} +{"tweet": "If the show fits, wear it \\ud83d\\udc60"} +{"tweet": "9 out of 10 fingers agree your vagina is too loose"} +{"tweet": "@riii3point14 ok I'm REALY sorry."} +{"tweet": "Grow up and be a man"} +{"tweet": "Here's a tampon. You need it @mattk1147"} +{"tweet": "I neglect to even bother with u anymore you will never change #fact"} +{"tweet": "Just had the most wonderful massage from China happy feet!!"} +{"tweet": "When's Senior Skip day???"} +{"tweet": "Well I regret that now."} +{"tweet": "Sivas always been my favorite player in college can't wait until he's a pro"} +{"tweet": "We're feelin' alright it's a Saturday night, that's how we do it 'round here. #FloridaGeorgiaLine #np"} +{"tweet": "@Kylebleem78 absofreakinglutely"} +{"tweet": "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."} +{"tweet": "Twitter is too funny tonight"} +{"tweet": "@Jakedyerr @WomackKatelyn @contreraspaz18 @Edgarr777 than what you got to tell me lazy slut"} +{"tweet": "Yeah the smoke alarms went off too...."} +{"tweet": "@rparichatkul89 me too love you guys!!"} +{"tweet": "@TheReal_Seal19 @BrennanCasteel and i would probably buy 20 of those.... Tbh.\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Why do I like you"} +{"tweet": "Well, off to work \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Softball bright and early , oh yaayyy . ): #iwannasleep"} +{"tweet": "@_mariiiiahh Yeah I'm on the run"} +{"tweet": "So i gotta work till close.... Then wake up in the morning and work all day tomorrow? \\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "Wrestling is pretty sweet."} +{"tweet": "Cleaned my room two days ago and it's already an absolute fucking disaster..."} +{"tweet": "@Mfleisch8 I agree with your seeester"} +{"tweet": "@iiiMooeen yeah guilty haha love way too hard"} +{"tweet": "Coffee coffee coffee \\ud83d\\ude0d\\u2615"} +{"tweet": "Si confesamos nuestros pecados, \\u00e9l es fiel y justo para perdonar nuestros pecados, y limpiarnos de toda maldad. (1 Juan 1:9 RVR60)"} +{"tweet": "picture something that moves@the speed of light/sound and faster than the human mind could comprehend it even to give gun to think ab grey"} +{"tweet": "I love the movie Hercules \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@alli_melting let's do it."} +{"tweet": "@keishadeann @kerra_justice lololol! You guys are so pretty. \\n#sofunny"} +{"tweet": "I wish I was black so I could be a hoodrat without being judged"} +{"tweet": "@bstadt truth. truth. and truth."} +{"tweet": "@paigee_noelle13 can you text me?"} +{"tweet": "I hope a meteor falls on your house."} +{"tweet": "@Lo_Helmick43 idk. Why?"} +{"tweet": "@KeckerBaylie WHAT?!!"} +{"tweet": "@rachelmissig right it sounds good as hell"} +{"tweet": "She's my friend because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us. @SimoneAlyssa"} +{"tweet": "@ksquare Alright they probably still have the same times so 7:10?"} +{"tweet": "What more can I do? I'm still painting flowers for you \\ud83c\\udfb6\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Surrounded by doctors with ability to write prescriptions for powerful painkillers, going to gift shop for Tylenol."} +{"tweet": "@beekachuuu what is this name now haha"} +{"tweet": "Where the fuck is Bailey"} +{"tweet": "So thankful I have friends that can put a smile on my face"} +{"tweet": "Dust or bust"} +{"tweet": "Why did that just piss me off"} +{"tweet": "Gawd, do I actually have to watch this #AshtonKutcher speech to make make it stop showing up everywhere I look?"} +{"tweet": "@Trippin_Eclipse @lonnie1125 I be famous from what I'm told"} +{"tweet": "My dad actually likes Country music????"} +{"tweet": "Someone do something with me, like idc who"} +{"tweet": "Enough complaining about that."} +{"tweet": "@APparks Im thinking that will be our next song to sing in chem tomorrow??"} +{"tweet": "It's a girl! With a penis & no vagina #familyguy"} +{"tweet": "@realemilyattack this is terrifying"} +{"tweet": "@MarzarioNick those are okay"} +{"tweet": "I don't think my boyfriend liked when I said I would be sad when I came home.. I just love everyone here so much. \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could be happy & have fun just for one whole day! That'd be cool \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@Chuck_Normis 330-400-1940"} +{"tweet": "Worst year ever #needabreak"} +{"tweet": "@t_papke is queen when it comes to just dance #werkitgurl"} +{"tweet": "@TrevorCostanzo how are you still up..."} +{"tweet": "Passing by worlds of fun makes me sad. :("} +{"tweet": "Show me lululemon and I'll show you massive debt"} +{"tweet": "I always get headaches when I'm stressed.."} +{"tweet": "@Sam_renee24 @madiguisto ill dance with ya tomorrow night ;)"} +{"tweet": "where is my pizza at?"} +{"tweet": "Not going to school. \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@DalynnMoriaa lame"} +{"tweet": "@KorbZach Hahaha yup that's exactly what I said lol \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Recapping #KellyandMichael @KellyRipa @MichaelStrahan My day isn't right when I don't watch Kelly and Michael :)"} +{"tweet": "@theeprincess101 I literally just lol'd \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@realdonjamieson haha. I have to be 2 inches away from her or ill end up giving myself pearl brass knuckles."} +{"tweet": "Just not the same with out @abveno every morning! #missingstorytime"} +{"tweet": "This sunburn is making up for all the years I went without getting burned #ow \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "@Bringindapain hey, I'm fine with that!"} +{"tweet": "I wish every night was last night"} +{"tweet": "@turleymichaelc Haha Im hard at work in the woods right now!"} +{"tweet": "@2Sweet_2Classy NO NO i just want the cute baby.. but I DON'T have NO baby dad and you do lol"} +{"tweet": "you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket"} +{"tweet": "When ur mom won't answer her phone<<< #worriedtodeath #wtf"} +{"tweet": "@dicneveto @DoctorFromRSWT max needs you I'm at my senior appointment and won't be back"} +{"tweet": "@BuffaloBillSWAG @whitacre_dalton FAGS"} +{"tweet": "Every 78 minutes someone is violently murdered in honduras."} +{"tweet": "I wanna sleep all day but I also want a social life.. do you see my problem?"} +{"tweet": "Cleaned, made a milkshake and now I'm curled up in the chair with my puppies watching Harry Potter. #Perff"} +{"tweet": "When I'm upset or stressed I smoke like a sailor. #habits"} +{"tweet": "I literally cannot have cats when I'm older. I can't breath in like any house that has a cat. My life is ruined. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@SerenaKjos when are you leaving ? I have first hour open dude!"} +{"tweet": "Crazy Steve from #DrakeandJosh \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Just got done playing blackops || for 3 and half hours\\ud83c\\udfae"} +{"tweet": "@beardedtk find a slut."} +{"tweet": "I want hair like Serena Williams"} +{"tweet": "I'm Ashton YA I'm Ashton"} +{"tweet": "@_DannyCap_ 2 bombs went off at the end of the marathon"} +{"tweet": "@TravisReilly stamkos"} +{"tweet": "Why did I wait this long to watch this movie?!"} +{"tweet": "Pats are finally putting the pieces together #watchout"} +{"tweet": "Damn all this talk about Valentines Day made me think of how I am truly happy not having a girlfriend."} +{"tweet": "Cat"} +{"tweet": "can't wait for our lunch date tomorrow\\ud83d\\udc95\\u263a\\ud83c\\udf74 @maggie_gaynor @nclements525"} +{"tweet": "@hard_days_night I haven't seen it. A Bourne movie without Jason Bourne isn't a Bourne movie."} +{"tweet": "Eek! \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Seriously just got the cutest phone call ever!"} +{"tweet": "When is Ghost Hunters coming back on Syfy??"} +{"tweet": "I have thee biggest headache ever!"} +{"tweet": "So I was having second thoughts about managing baseball but, Mr. Heuer said he wanted me to. So I guess I am. \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u263a\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Fuck all of you"} +{"tweet": "@JR_Dubs @mitch_piece only kidding! But I don't like milkshakes!"} +{"tweet": "I should be dead right now...."} +{"tweet": "Some kids at sonic just got arrested for having a gun at sonic and beer with them!"} +{"tweet": "Silo Rebels playing at high noon tomorrow for another State Championship!"} +{"tweet": "@SeahawkMuscle oh you will! Already put some good ones on there today haha"} +{"tweet": "@LiamMiracles hey babe ! What's up :)"} +{"tweet": "I want the old you back\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure if there was a jazz bar in Morgantown I'd be there nightly/know the history of everyone who works there."} +{"tweet": "Whatever you want to do, Do it. There's only so many tomorrow's"} +{"tweet": "CARRIE CARRIE CARRIE"} +{"tweet": "Just hogged down two packs of ramen noodles before clocking in and I tanned \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Thanksgiving break \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@austinbiegger25 @collybolly515 was I the first?!"} +{"tweet": "How I'm not a cheerleader <<< \\ue413"} +{"tweet": "@BadenTelf me a billion times!"} +{"tweet": "The stars are so pretty tonight"} +{"tweet": "Did I just see someone in a Santa suit taking a selfie out on their front porch?"} +{"tweet": "when we lose to a team I just try to think of the positives like you have ugly jerseys smd"} +{"tweet": "@Wrestler_106 you should celebrate by eating something"} +{"tweet": "Kohls you big beautiful block of stone and excellence"} +{"tweet": "And this is why I love am workouts the whole day is ahead of me if only I didn't work 12-8"} +{"tweet": "Is it wrong to cheer for both an undefeated #Broncos Manning and a defeated #Giants Manning, two perfect records?"} +{"tweet": "#wannagohome"} +{"tweet": "Four long hours ahead of me. So please... Anyone. Feel free to text me \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@wvu_jones: need to get some teams signed up for the #sullivanparkshootout!!!\\u201d\\n\\nOh sorry I'm doing anything but that that weekend."} +{"tweet": "I'm always so warm. Nights never go cold."} +{"tweet": "@SpeakerBoehner If we do not make the common sense changes there is another and much worse cliff ahead.."} +{"tweet": "@MikeyTheGreat35 hahaha I like the way you think."} +{"tweet": "@cnewell2655 not too sure yet! I get my work sched on thursday! Im working two jobs now so im hoping i have a few days off! (: i miss you!"} +{"tweet": "Honestly don't text me . You're gross . Now I'm happy and all you did was use me . So please stop"} +{"tweet": "megan look what you did"} +{"tweet": "@mtrimmer96 @micahstrieBIG haha I'm not the 'it'! It's the alleged shark bite! And don't let him in on the pizza, he'll come and eat it all!"} +{"tweet": "Wow that's nasty #BrokenLeg"} +{"tweet": "Too hot for clothes."} +{"tweet": "Yeah. Another loss. Lansing is so good. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Christmas music kinda day \\u2744\\u26c4\\u2744"} +{"tweet": "Since @nolan_rao is making me go running this morning I should make him do an ab workout afterwards! :) #nopainnogain"} +{"tweet": "I'm getting white girl wasted."} +{"tweet": "All speakers working >>>>>"} +{"tweet": "retail therapy with mom #nothingbetter #needit"} +{"tweet": "@ilonerz @EricWendt7 get on the ball man"} +{"tweet": "@TylerrMillerr offence isn't a word. It's offense"} +{"tweet": "Dude please tell me you saw FSU guys playing hangman with the whiteboard on the bench yesterday @RobKlein4"} +{"tweet": "@Tara_Nelson absolutely! Thanks for listening. I need a good resource. I have a lot of questions."} +{"tweet": "Have you ever noticed how those who don't value Gods Word don't seem to benefit from it's abundance of wealth, health & wisdom\\n#feedonJESUS"} +{"tweet": "It's good to be home"} +{"tweet": "My phone is taking 5 years to send a text to Shelby"} +{"tweet": "Seriously ate Tokyo Japan with 2 cops and a state trooper today\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02."} +{"tweet": "@kelly_gonzalez2 AHHH THANK YOU SO ARE YOU EVEN IN REAL LIFE"} +{"tweet": "#FavoriteSongInMiddleSchool mix my milk with your cocoa puff, milky milky cocoa puff"} +{"tweet": "My thighs and back <<<<"} +{"tweet": "I'm totally rocking out to Hilary Duff at the moment. #throwback \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Discrimination defines an open market. If everyone could get over their persecution complex the world would be a better place.. you bastards"} +{"tweet": "Song of Tahanto: I will wait by Mumford and Sons #repeatsforever"} +{"tweet": "@M_Wituschek probably too much mayhem in one weekend"} +{"tweet": "Love and happiness #throwback"} +{"tweet": "obligatory i'm halfway done college as an undergrad as of fifteen minutes ago. already in denial about being an upperclassman..."} +{"tweet": "@dreav00 @MichaelStupe21 you triflin'? Michael needs to do well on this test. We'll get #turnt for him!"} +{"tweet": "@buerkletta ignoring that that is your tweet and hoping that your alcohol content lollll"} +{"tweet": "I'll tuck you in and then kiss you with the emotion equal to the strength of a fierce grizzly bear."} +{"tweet": "@_pucknasty_ I know but now it's him and Matt!! \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@CollegeBtchRnts and we dont even cuurr #swerve"} +{"tweet": "When people pick at there acne in class<<<< \\ud83d\\ude16 #gross"} +{"tweet": "Ya baby!! @tuchas"} +{"tweet": "Bryceeeeee."} +{"tweet": "We have 16 boxes of cereal in my house, how the heck am I suppose to choose #lifechoices"} +{"tweet": "@h_jacks oh heck no lol"} +{"tweet": "Dating tip, if you are striking out in the produce section, try the cat food section."} +{"tweet": "There are too many blackhawk fans here. @mnwild"} +{"tweet": "Being grateful for the struggles in life is like laughing in adversity's face."} +{"tweet": "@katie_barker02 this year ... And the past year .. #whoops"} +{"tweet": "How did we not get that dig em was the mascot of smacks. Mayor west made a fucking gold statue of him in family guy how did I not get that!"} +{"tweet": "Stupid love is stupid. Don't know why we always do it."} +{"tweet": "Not gonna be able to get through school"} +{"tweet": "To work out or to not work out..."} +{"tweet": "@BrettDiem1 yeah are you ok? :("} +{"tweet": "Great night with @acaruso16"} +{"tweet": "Turn down for nose bleeds when you're being asked out #hannawatsonlyfe"} +{"tweet": "@DanGordon Nokia's devices and services division. The biggest maker of Windows 8 phones."} +{"tweet": "I must be the worst math test taker ever invented"} +{"tweet": "@SexyDave10 you are welcome for letting you use my calculator"} +{"tweet": "Just once it would be nice for roles to be reversed. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "#sarcasm"} +{"tweet": "The book is better but I'm still a big fan of The Great Gatsby movie"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for the new sons of anarchy season"} +{"tweet": "@micr0m4chine You're not going to Belize me, but I have Laos of country puns! \\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "I will never get why girls at school like to be bitchy just because they think they can. #stop #letschangeitup"} +{"tweet": "#MyBiggestSecret I'm captain america"} +{"tweet": "NHL teams are gonna look so weird next year #freeagentfrenzy"} +{"tweet": "All of us living together the next few years deserves a reality show haha \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "3 shooting stars in one night! I probably broke a record for seeing shooting stars!"} +{"tweet": "10 hours in sub-20 degree weather & now another 10 workin an overnight shift at the other job... what I would do for an adderall right now.."} +{"tweet": "What's the point of underwear"} +{"tweet": "I'd marry a man who buys me an infinity ring or necklace. \\ud83d\\udc9c \\ud83d\\udc8d"} +{"tweet": "This is so frustrating."} +{"tweet": "Nothing like stuff flying at your car, siding off your house, and new grill blown over to end your night #crazywind"} +{"tweet": "@dough_boy2331 i cant wait to see you wear those i just cant imagine \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@austinprince4 ass"} +{"tweet": "That night was like perfect."} +{"tweet": "@DennisParsley come home and guess who is on television..."} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@ELDIAMANTENEGRO: Necesitamossssss a @Nibubless adelanteeeeeee en la H\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "I just found Waldo!"} +{"tweet": "Watching Home Alone to unwind - this is one Christmas movie that has become iconic in my family. \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf85"} +{"tweet": "If you want it you can get it for the rest of your lifeeeee"} +{"tweet": "@ReilichD absolutely"} +{"tweet": "@Rachel_Kauffman cool goblet"} +{"tweet": "@Devcro @_juliaklier oops"} +{"tweet": "@A_Milli2 I agree"} +{"tweet": "@iamlghamilton has yet to find out how good I am at 2k."} +{"tweet": "Throw it in the air like graduates! Probably never thought we'd make it here! #KidInk #2013Seniors"} +{"tweet": "Stfu. She doesn't even like you."} +{"tweet": "@KyleisGibson was it the #Budweiser one from the Super Bowl?!?!?!?!?!"} +{"tweet": "@misscarliekayee you know who that is?"} +{"tweet": "If I watch a movie and the dog dies at some point, I automatically hate that movie."} +{"tweet": "@ujdmc beautiful!"} +{"tweet": "Just sittin here waiting..\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@danisnotonfire YES"} +{"tweet": "LOL since when are you into hockey?"} +{"tweet": "So @taylorswift13 to celebrate the one year announcement if RED can we hang out with the other August 13th girls? I'll bring sweet tea!"} +{"tweet": "So beyond annoyed"} +{"tweet": "@ToriBontrager we will still make time for our Tori \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I tell your mom I rep the gang she just say the same"} +{"tweet": "As of now I bet you got me wrong\\nSo unsure we reach for something strong"} +{"tweet": "@IronHawk78 @tuuts21 \\nCongrats on your new hawklet!!!\\n#3peat"} +{"tweet": "I've been in such a good mood lately. Love it. \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "@freshH2Osailor ummm hows the 18th through the 1st sound \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "cute subtweet Maddy"} +{"tweet": "Just walked in the gym for our game to see the other girls team twerking on the bench."} +{"tweet": "Broken"} +{"tweet": "@lindseytilton thanks... I hate life"} +{"tweet": "Girl On Fire is by far one of the most awful songs ever made."} +{"tweet": "@JonBalcerzak1 very possible"} +{"tweet": "You didn't lose me \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@calebberg2 I think you meant definitely."} +{"tweet": "@rob_corson I did watch it the other day! I just wanted to watch it again \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Make the best of every situation you're in."} +{"tweet": "Thank you middle schoolers for ruining the pretty little liars finale for me.."} +{"tweet": "So fucking thirsty for beer"} +{"tweet": "@nerdist simultaneously annoys me and makes me weak in the knees. #issues"} +{"tweet": "@TheVanillaHeise ;) No need to be bossy, sir"} +{"tweet": "@sashakiddxo what if I treat you amazing?"} +{"tweet": "@kxenikis babe..."} +{"tweet": "There are so many things I would do different that are out of my control"} +{"tweet": "My immune system is shit."} +{"tweet": "Just keeps getting Better and better"} +{"tweet": "Great day! Church then poolside with my sister"} +{"tweet": "Fuck it"} +{"tweet": "s\\ud83d\\udc50erve"} +{"tweet": "People die from fucking smoking tobacco and somehow that shit's still legal"} +{"tweet": "@Wale Where you at tonight family?"} +{"tweet": "Was that the story?"} +{"tweet": "Don't make stupid decisions tonight everyone. We're going to DC in 2 days. Have fun but be safe. Just a heads up."} +{"tweet": "I'm the devil right now I swear idk what gotten into me(hh) \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@KRANTZinMYpantz @zackmyers09 @SaadJoey @kyletbow513 @JTHoder23 @TylerDiDonato mike will take on joe sadd hes our secret weapon"} +{"tweet": "#JustinMeetMurelle @justinbieber"} +{"tweet": "@berndaviss yeah I heard it's not too bad but the first couple days suck! I'm nervous about getting put under though! btw miss you \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "#whatmakesmehappy Swedish fish"} +{"tweet": "I have a weird obsession with Nelly.. Something about him just makes me want to rip his clothes off. #sexyAF \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I've been craving healthy food too bad I can't eat any... #brokegirlprobs #thatssad"} +{"tweet": "@hopeeeyy_ OKAY SLEEPOVER TOO."} +{"tweet": "LEARN TO SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH"} +{"tweet": "@JulieDiCaro @ivychat Not the first time Chuck's heard that"} +{"tweet": "@I_Break_Rims ayy I have practice Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays. any other day I'm there haa. hmu sometime and we'll ball out."} +{"tweet": "why do I even bother"} +{"tweet": "@VampBard @Love2Read4Fun I have it on iPad, iPhone, and Kindle Fire now. :)"} +{"tweet": "I don't give you no good reason, but baby, don't give up on me"} +{"tweet": "Dang."} +{"tweet": "I don't get what people's deals were tonight. #fuckoff"} +{"tweet": "I just wish you had never happened."} +{"tweet": "Burns people politicking about wolves..."} +{"tweet": "Why is it I wanna go to kings island and Keenan doesn't? \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I miss the lips that made me fly."} +{"tweet": "@evettebittmann nothing. If its sunny, swimming. If its shitty, get fucked up somehow and sit on my ass and scroll thru tumblr. :D"} +{"tweet": "Feel bad for so many people it kills me"} +{"tweet": "@leaaahlove what network is Monk on right now?"} +{"tweet": "Walking up to Lilly in the rain<<<<<<"} +{"tweet": "@tkorns22 very good point \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@madisonkellis can I has"} +{"tweet": "@ChristisnH @Ryancummings24 OMG YES"} +{"tweet": "Good job pitching @BLEY27 !"} +{"tweet": "I hate feeling hungry"} +{"tweet": "Genus humanis Alice"} +{"tweet": "@PrideOfWisco \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a we are #BFFs"} +{"tweet": "I'm literally about to shoot myself . School is stressful already ."} +{"tweet": "I'm already over today."} +{"tweet": "@Sarah66806930 if you have something me & Hayleigh will walk down there."} +{"tweet": "If you want to see someone bright eyed and bushy tailed in the morning, go find a fucking squirrel \\ud83c\\udf30"} +{"tweet": "I've sneezed 15 times in the past 5 minutes"} +{"tweet": "The minority is the majority at Cody's right now"} +{"tweet": "Rodeo. #yeehaw"} +{"tweet": "ok that's just not cool you have an absolute shit personality"} +{"tweet": "I do laundry and the shit I thought was being washed is really sitting in my room in Menominee...."} +{"tweet": "@moer33 doesn't matter"} +{"tweet": "@Coach_Mck @gs_gator2411 @bmccrory27 stroud will be put back on restriction if we ever have a night"} +{"tweet": "@SmittyBeat989 from your Kelcy Shell tweet last night I can only imagine what I missed out on."} +{"tweet": "Fights on fights on fights #bringit"} +{"tweet": "It really is sad that I know every word to every Harry Potter movie."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for Wednesday"} +{"tweet": "@Shannonx26 welcome lol"} +{"tweet": "@Ray_Cessna if only twitter knew why you felt nice"} +{"tweet": "@chrismclain10 @cwb1324 @dfost23 I'm actually kind of surprised UNC is second."} +{"tweet": "Fangirling over walking dead with my bro. #thewalkingdead #bringsfamiliestogether"} +{"tweet": "If you text and snapchat my boyfriend I prob don't like you"} +{"tweet": "whether or not I'm willing to go to school for another 14ish years to be a psychiatrist in one is another story tho"} +{"tweet": "@TylerHozian happpppy birfdayy!:)"} +{"tweet": "@DannyKingz Four Brothers."} +{"tweet": "I feel crappy I really shouldn't have ate that food I feel like puking right now"} +{"tweet": "Has any questioned that they try to sell toilet paper by showing us a family of bears that are blue who's lives revolve around toilet paper"} +{"tweet": "@DizzyWright killin it with the golden age tape.. #keepmovinup"} +{"tweet": "@octoandy #swerve"} +{"tweet": "?? \\ud83d\\ude2c that's too much"} +{"tweet": "@joegill88 do you have an editor or do you edit yourself?"} +{"tweet": "sleeping around doesn't make me think you are a bitch, sleeping around when you have a good boyfriend at home is what does it for me #slut"} +{"tweet": "I want that one to be u"} +{"tweet": "God give me the strength to end this. #cantdothisanymore"} +{"tweet": "I'm happy for you, but I'm not happy about it."} +{"tweet": "Mom just went to walk the dog and came back without the dog....."} +{"tweet": "@SandLarry well maybe they should get on that hahaha idk I like football for the alcohol and food"} +{"tweet": "Praying for a halfway decent Thursday. Pleeeeeeeeeease! \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "All these girls are watching the fight rn bc of Justin"} +{"tweet": "@Mollymae1414 what are you?"} +{"tweet": "It's 25 degrees out and yet campus seems to be having a meltdown... Weird..."} +{"tweet": "my parents won't let me go to Brandon's. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I guess my girlfriend isn't talking to me today either. @taylor1ee"} +{"tweet": "Come on Penn State D"} +{"tweet": "@GeorgeNash75 got some interesting snapchats of you last night, safe to say I fuckin miss you"} +{"tweet": "@lizdollabill I'm really jealous"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go somewhere far away and never come back."} +{"tweet": "God is preparing you for what He has already prepared for you.\\n\\n@ChristineCaine"} +{"tweet": "Exhausted"} +{"tweet": "My feet have never smelled this bad"} +{"tweet": "It's @TheSilenced_"} +{"tweet": "Actually I'm not laughing at all, but on the inside I'm dying."} +{"tweet": "@juliojones_11 bro please tell everyone you didn't break both your legs in a car accident lol"} +{"tweet": "'I'm waiting for it to be over...' #ThingsMyWifeTellsMe"} +{"tweet": "I'm in a shit mood."} +{"tweet": "@neelysj I am great today"} +{"tweet": "@brandie_renee13 & @Beei_Kneen whose coming?! You cannot just favorite my tweet! I cannot read your mind!"} +{"tweet": "It's nearly time the instructional life jacket show"} +{"tweet": "Cod Squad. ASSEMBLE"} +{"tweet": "@jmatthews09 for sure!"} +{"tweet": "Okay..#noworries #icandothis"} +{"tweet": "@CalllMe_Morgan I don't forget, especially that because it was THAT screwed up. \\ud83d\\udc4c & I'm sure you still screwed me over after that."} +{"tweet": "@Amberrr_22 @a_wooodsz I wanna join? \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@MileyCyrus DM me. I have to ask you something."} +{"tweet": "Can I overdose on happy pills now?"} +{"tweet": "@stephendimarco Hey that hasn't been proven yet. So we're gonna have to see"} +{"tweet": "I hate when my phone won't show me when people tag me in stuff. \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I want to do something today"} +{"tweet": "@OnTheRiseBK7 wtf is this shit?!?!?!\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Gotta walk to the hospital to get my moms car to get a faggot"} +{"tweet": "@maccyyj haha well lets hope I'm not that bad LOL \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Skipped orientation hahha whoops"} +{"tweet": "Sitting in my closet doing drugs all day and night from now on bc yolo lifestyle and everyone can get fucked"} +{"tweet": "@Alby_rightback you would"} +{"tweet": "@kaliduffinator KALI OH MY GOD"} +{"tweet": "@ohaikira I think it's inevitable, so you may as well agree to be my friend now!"} +{"tweet": "S/O to moose for finally getting twitter!! About damn time. @mooosegirl"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I have to be up in 4 hours and I'm still wide awake \\ud83d\\ude36\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@Jyoshua Thanks for making me want a cheeseburger. Lol."} +{"tweet": "@stacipaden awe:( he better hire a guy next!!"} +{"tweet": "That was an absolutely amazing episode of #DoctorWho!! Farewell Matt Smith, you will be missed!!!"} +{"tweet": "\\Be strong. Trust yourself. Love yourself. Conquer your fears\\u2014just go after what you want. And act fast, because life just isn\\u2019t that long.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Well I'm guessing since my doctor is running behind a half hour. And this place is always so slow. Ill be there all afternoon. Fucking sweet"} +{"tweet": "Tired of being nice to people to only get treated like shit in return."} +{"tweet": "Also can't believe #he stood me up"} +{"tweet": "they scare me so much"} +{"tweet": "Cotton candy skies"} +{"tweet": "@Rik_Banger @jamesbless92 is supposed to get me a pass there!"} +{"tweet": "Good book and comfy bed"} +{"tweet": "I took down all my one direction posters and it feels so empty in my room\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@AustenB5 I see Ohio State lost \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Million dollar ooohhh...million dollar, million dollar ooohhh...tapout tapout..."} +{"tweet": "My truck only gets like 14 mpg I miss my car I was getting like 35. But I'd so rather have a truck Forsure."} +{"tweet": "Love talking to my dad. He makes me feel better about a lot of things\\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "Watching mean girls in PR with 25 girls and 1 guy is now the highlight of my entire school year lmao"} +{"tweet": "@JaidaSchettino half day"} +{"tweet": "So ready for this day to be over"} +{"tweet": "@kcooke15 I think so"} +{"tweet": "Lovin the no texts"} +{"tweet": "@breaholkins that damn thing always gets stuck in my head"} +{"tweet": "@isabelladespain probably the best thing this world has to offer"} +{"tweet": "Your the one I wanna chase.. You and your beautiful soul :)"} +{"tweet": "@KallieeeXO @BrittSeesStars_ Perfect \\ud83d\\udc4d We should go to a big fancy mall too. Like Chesterfield Mall. \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "@JerrikaWKYT me too"} +{"tweet": "Get me out of this car already"} +{"tweet": "\\I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "First one done with that accounting exam basically means either I knew it all or failed really bad.\\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude48 #eep"} +{"tweet": "@Serop_Kesh COME OVER"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to lift tomorrow with @KalMass_5 \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udcaa\\u261d"} +{"tweet": "still sad about my hair. Won't be over it for a while..:-["} +{"tweet": "\\Don't let your fear of the past affect the presence of your future.Live for what tomorrow has to bring, not what yesterday has taken away.\\u201d\""} +{"tweet": "Wish I had an iPhone so I could see emojis."} +{"tweet": "Eatin some cuties in JB's car, gonna lift till the sun comes up, thats what we do is work out real hard, gettin super buff thats whats up!"} +{"tweet": "@Marlee_13 yeah I did! You were like big bird and you took me under your wing and helped me through the whole season it meant a lot to me!"} +{"tweet": "@_KP23 lol try meh !"} +{"tweet": "Sid, Cody is asleep lol"} +{"tweet": "I love crockpot dinners \\ud83d\\ude0d #mnproblems"} +{"tweet": "Spending Black Friday doing what I love most \\ud83d\\ude03\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@ashley_shultz I was not foolish enough to join her."} +{"tweet": "But I mean you try not having an irrational fear of bugs after getting attacked by fire ants when you were 7 \\ud83d\\ude30"} +{"tweet": "@bjacobs21 umaine"} +{"tweet": "Yost is such an extreme idiot. He should have done this 3 runs ago. #Royals"} +{"tweet": "Going blind from lightning #yay"} +{"tweet": "@TyReizy sounds a lot like mine #tequila"} +{"tweet": "Why did I just eat that Icecream?"} +{"tweet": "@Sciology Thanks, Brett! Blessings on you and yours!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": ".....very sad news"} +{"tweet": "Can he teach me how to dance ?"} +{"tweet": "Buds"} +{"tweet": "Got home from work slow night"} +{"tweet": "Everyone in my family is getting ready and I'm still in bed. Don't worry @sandymalcolm I'm gonna look like a scum bad today just for you! \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@LindaJester @SarahJHolbrook @kellyrgillis @CassiePoncelow God's country? You mean Israel? :p"} +{"tweet": "And tonight... We sled #pumped"} +{"tweet": "You're irrelevant."} +{"tweet": "My life consists of laying in bed, hanging out with my cats, eating, and sleeping \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\udc31"} +{"tweet": "As you can see, the tree is being put up in our household. #tistheseason"} +{"tweet": ". @danieltosh How do you get away with your jokes when the world is full of people who constantly cry when they don't get there way?"} +{"tweet": "@Steviebreech ok"} +{"tweet": "I'm the future safety of UNH :)"} +{"tweet": "I feel like you either love or hate dr pepper."} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for spring .. Or better yet SUMMER\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "Almost been five months.. dang"} +{"tweet": "Every good thing has to come to an end"} +{"tweet": "College students in free the rest of the year at @clayhillracing. #Winning"} +{"tweet": "This sure is gonna be different"} +{"tweet": "@c_loveless11 lucky!"} +{"tweet": "@realDonaldTrump @MissUSA2005 @MissUSA I bet you so love it Trump ;D"} +{"tweet": "I love Bring Me The Horizon"} +{"tweet": "I've never regretted meeting someone. until I met you."} +{"tweet": "Happy fucking new year I can't wait for 2013! I can't wait to continue my life and have another amazing year! Fuck yeah"} +{"tweet": "\\Is Pepsi okay?\\\" Is my knife down your throat OKAY? Didn't think so\""} +{"tweet": "@2undpar @ClevelandGolf @hackersparadise thanks bud!! Took a little improvising but I think it came out well!!"} +{"tweet": "@noretheprophet promiseeee \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "That was abused"} +{"tweet": "Why act like you care just when you're around mamaw? Any other time you make me put everything off!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Here's a fun fact. In high school I put a bass fish biting a lure on my class ring & drove a 4x4 GMC truck"} +{"tweet": "@AwesomeRawson52 look at my name lol"} +{"tweet": "@TrevorDelRey you're the best Trevor!!!"} +{"tweet": "..."} +{"tweet": "These refs are terrible."} +{"tweet": "Napier?!?! Let's go"} +{"tweet": "Finished a chemistry lab in an hour and 15 minutes that was supposed to take 3. Killed it."} +{"tweet": "Had a friend ask me how i was raised cause they want there little girl to turn out like me"} +{"tweet": "Sincere apologies to the two girls I almost T-boned at arrowhead \\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude98\\ud83d\\ude97"} +{"tweet": "She needs to get with the program @nakedandafraid #NakedandAfraid"} +{"tweet": "@iamdiddy I see you!"} +{"tweet": "Jackson needs to be stealing anytime now !!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "When I think back about it.... it was the hardest thing I've ever had to go thru... #alone"} +{"tweet": "@Marie_Aurora eagle ridge smells like your house right now.. From me and @audreypred"} +{"tweet": "Hot tub time. Successful. So much fun with the snow covered trees behind us. #relaxation #thisisthelife"} +{"tweet": "I wish I possessed the ability to please and make everyone happy."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc51- miss you text me sometime"} +{"tweet": "Oh my.."} +{"tweet": "@Smooth_Picasso 6783080171"} +{"tweet": "Just walking around Bay Ridge at 1AM fuck it were young"} +{"tweet": "#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear want TacoBell?"} +{"tweet": "@kimpossible_03 next year. Still have time to mentally prepare."} +{"tweet": "I can't go to sleep unless my phone is charging."} +{"tweet": "I wish someone would just spill their guts to me. I love a good long talk."} +{"tweet": "Lakers win...time to hit the streets"} +{"tweet": "How's every1 @NCrigger @olodey"} +{"tweet": "okay ?"} +{"tweet": "Still can't tell if these freeze pops are red or pink \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Incognito should never get the privilege to play football in the NFL again"} +{"tweet": "Front row for @thenbhd yesss"} +{"tweet": "Take my hand. Lets go dance and play in the rain?"} +{"tweet": "I will forever be obsess with the lying game \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "Waking up at 7 to to running ugh"} +{"tweet": "Super excited to rage on #SundayFunday with some of my bests.... \\ud83c\\udf83\\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "Oh Bondje bagay sa vini pou touyem.....\\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@b_pauff12 cod"} +{"tweet": "#thatmomentwhen u realize ur the bigger person who is becoming an adult while other people are becoming the person they told u not to become"} +{"tweet": "I feel crazy."} +{"tweet": "@realDonaldTrump I still think the bruschetta at the Trump Grille is a bit measly, not faux confidence just honest feedback!"} +{"tweet": "#AdviceForUpcomingFreshman mind your own business."} +{"tweet": "@kansashotmess @NEhotmess true. I do love you two."} +{"tweet": "She fell in love with the drummer, another and another"} +{"tweet": "Wow. That just didn't even make sense. Like, going to bed. Bye"} +{"tweet": "@JackM534 nothin we should chill sometime dude!"} +{"tweet": "Everyone say a quick prayer for @AshtonTaylor96 I hope your surgery goes great!! I love youuuu \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "the glow in the dark stars i stuck on my ceiling are dropping like tears"} +{"tweet": "Internet took a shit. Looks like I'm watching man of steel instead of Netflix"} +{"tweet": "@DAllender47 thanksss"} +{"tweet": "sitting at home sucks...someone hmu(:"} +{"tweet": "my sister is pisaing me off more than usually."} +{"tweet": "@TayyyBreezyy I work tonight and Wednesday night \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "\\@LostWords_: You're the first person I want to talk to when I wake up and the last person I wish to see before I fall asleep.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@katieee63 just swallowed a fake grape......"} +{"tweet": "That greys anatomy episode>>><<<<\\nemotionally drained \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "So no lie-I <3 grilled cheese. It's like pizza & sex=never bad. Its best w/ fresh mozzarella. Tonight mine had that, American, & Muenster."} +{"tweet": "@KingOfGreens5 upstairs"} +{"tweet": "@rg0rd because I have 16 absences this year so far."} +{"tweet": "Haven't done shit all day"} +{"tweet": "@rhizomeunedited awww yeah, I am a forgetful little mink."} +{"tweet": "@caitlinshea_8 @julia_schearer Thank you soo much!!!! \\u2764\\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\udc9b\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "i wish i had a hot tub \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Tiger, -10"} +{"tweet": "I've never understood the point of buying really cool shin guards. No one wears them in practice and they have to be covered in games."} +{"tweet": "#GainMajorPoints if you make a high percentage of three point shots you attempt."} +{"tweet": "It's like you're my mirror."} +{"tweet": "@Danny_Dickman lol classic"} +{"tweet": "If you play nickleback backwards, you can hear the devil talk. In spookier news, if you play it forwards, you have to listen to nickleback."} +{"tweet": "@gabbyriccardi whatever at least I am pretty"} +{"tweet": "I just spoke the most fucked up Spanish ever in front of my class for 20 minutes. I suck"} +{"tweet": "@Mjacobs_11 that's your job not mine ok"} +{"tweet": "Last Monday of the year!!\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Someone needs to hook me up with an under armour !"} +{"tweet": "Tornado.... Wonderful"} +{"tweet": "Tonight stats are filled up with compulsive liars, two faced, hypocrites, and pathetic people <<<<<<<<<<<< \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I really like Calc class.... #amicrazy?"} +{"tweet": "UT has been sneaking off seconds this whole drive. A couple seconds after each play."} +{"tweet": "I go to Payton for advice all the time and we vent to each other, and to think we hated each other for four years."} +{"tweet": "You never realize how much stuff you have in your bathroom until you pack the bathroom box..."} +{"tweet": "@CameronDiaz always love watching #somethingaboutmary! Welcome to twitter girl!!"} +{"tweet": "T\\u00ffp\\u00ee\\u00f1g \\u0142\\u012bk\\u00ea th\\u00ec\\u0161. >>> \\n#BoReD"} +{"tweet": "Accounting will be the death of me"} +{"tweet": "@bronson_arroyo say it ain't so bro..."} +{"tweet": "Home early for the first time during basketball season"} +{"tweet": "@paulagutierrez .....Cloe just like me,...only beautiful"} +{"tweet": "#joeyvotto is gonna win"} +{"tweet": "My hair is so long I can't really take it."} +{"tweet": "Auburn is not the best team in college football."} +{"tweet": "@sam_savaun I decided I'm never leaving. Maine sucks"} +{"tweet": "I'm so sick of this bullshit and don't know how to handle it wtf do I do?"} +{"tweet": "Why can't this side of the country have very attractive females?? #LetDown"} +{"tweet": "@jrdellaperuta who only communicate via twitter and you helping me In class lmao"} +{"tweet": "@tbeebs26 I got pajamas for Christmas...."} +{"tweet": "@LYuksel9 love me"} +{"tweet": "The main reason that game took all the wind out of my sails is what's coming up next 5 games. Afraid #Royals will be back under .500 quick."} +{"tweet": "@c_mattucci37 yes you are in shape!"} +{"tweet": "The beach is just so relaxing"} +{"tweet": "Just dined and dashed. \\ud83d\\ude01 #sorry"} +{"tweet": "Stupid fucking phone."} +{"tweet": "Shout out to my the best dad a girl could ask for running his second half in the morning!\\ud83c\\udfc3\\ud83c\\udfc3\\ud83c\\udfc3\\ud83c\\udfc3\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "I haven't been this sick in a long time. \\ud83d\\ude1e\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Adrian Peterson \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "The girl I babysit has every single eos and it makes me jealous"} +{"tweet": "@KThatch27 snow is the absolute worst"} +{"tweet": "Summer.. Take me back!"} +{"tweet": "Fuck doing anything today. My ass is staying in bed like I have been. \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "His baby"} +{"tweet": "Single, not really sure how to mingle"} +{"tweet": "Accidentally pulling down on your belly button ring is one of the most painful experiences ever"} +{"tweet": "@Prattdaddy1498 @RealMSavage @washcaps cause there goalie blows."} +{"tweet": "Everyone has twitter now ."} +{"tweet": "A\\nA"} +{"tweet": "@ARJUAN123 like I understood it but his face scared the hell out of me"} +{"tweet": "@baby_Dane7 I'm sorry :("} +{"tweet": "I love watching The Kardashians"} +{"tweet": "@BizNastyyy @brosarro @_lieutenantdann @livbattista @shannonransford @pope118 @c_faltisco @dapeoplestwitta I'm all good now joe #urclear"} +{"tweet": "Love you @nataleejdobson \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "This, too, shall pass.\\nThe loneliness won't last. \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "I wish my parents would just for once give me a little bit of freedom and trust my judgement."} +{"tweet": "@JustinTackett11 if it's about me please tag me....basic"} +{"tweet": "@Bnania_28's threats scare me \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Your everything I thought you never were, your nothing like I thought you could've been but still you live inside of me."} +{"tweet": "For the very first time, I've met a person who's never seen the movie Matilda. #RockDweller"} +{"tweet": "Just give it away"} +{"tweet": "I'm such a slob ugh"} +{"tweet": "@jessiebaby2015 you're an asshole."} +{"tweet": "@ChelseaBanco drunk biotch"} +{"tweet": "@dstriped the first three seasons are by far my favorite. Ron Swanson is 100% my idol!"} +{"tweet": "6 Days! \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Why would you have road work during apple blossom, ya crazies"} +{"tweet": "You annoy me"} +{"tweet": "@bgermain16 hahahahah for realz though"} +{"tweet": "Eating by yourself in a restaurant is probably the oddest thing"} +{"tweet": "Already looking forward to my nap tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@vic_triv @MarkKirwann Mark's the one saying she's the whale, not me. He would know since apparently you were all such good friends!!!!"} +{"tweet": "what's the home remedy for getting nose hair to stop growing"} +{"tweet": "I love my school for letting us wear our costumes"} +{"tweet": "@CharliDecker @gabriellerenee0 @4321kaytee @mckinzieb_95 @Brooklyn1395 I put a bow emoji. You just can't see it.. \\ud83d\\ude4a\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@Heeeey98 sleep \\ud83d\\udcab\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "My Bugs blanket will get me through these next 3 months.. Always helps. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@ericbolling @DanaPerino @AndreaTantaros @greggutfeld \\nThey should question ole Val and her big staff.Where was Obama during Benghazi & her"} +{"tweet": "So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons.And maybe we'll never know most of them. #theperksofbeingawallflower"} +{"tweet": "The fact that I'm still in bed >>>>"} +{"tweet": "@akashannonn i know, I thought you said only 10 days a year. #lowlevelreader"} +{"tweet": "Love billy currington"} +{"tweet": "@TJM77_ which ways the beach?"} +{"tweet": "All I want for Christmas is to be able to lift again.\\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83d\\udcaa\\ud83d\\ude1e #feelinglazy #stupidback"} +{"tweet": "The actual song that goes with the pll theme song is so creepy"} +{"tweet": "@alphaw0lfie ily2"} +{"tweet": "The snapchats @allisonnraee @heeatherann are sending me #lesbians #boobs"} +{"tweet": "I'm kind of sad that I don't know how to pump gas. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "John Motherfuckin 5!!"} +{"tweet": "Isn't it an amazing feeling, to know the best days of your life haven't even happened yet? #19&crazy \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@ajpuleo1 can't sip your whiskey gotta drannkkk it! (: miss you dear!"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealRicTyler \\ud83d\\ude28"} +{"tweet": "@BrittanyNylin15 I hope so \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "All I want to know is why you can't talk to me while you talk to her?!?!? Like seriously!"} +{"tweet": "@Cima_jordan it's not even late..."} +{"tweet": "#WishIn2013 To be done treating people with respect who dont deserve it."} +{"tweet": "Basically, I am done with all classes except 1 after project citizen is over. #sweeeet"} +{"tweet": "@nesquick_speaks I know one of the owners!"} +{"tweet": "He trying to laugh that one off \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@KBombczak thank you Kyle I appreciate it"} +{"tweet": "9pm on tuesday nights is my favorite time of the week. #newgirl"} +{"tweet": "Holy crap Blake shelton are you a fucking idiot? Oh wait... Yes, you are. #thevoice @justinrivers got robbed! It's not the voices plural."} +{"tweet": "@sunshinejolene1 for sure! It's gonna be team work :)"} +{"tweet": "@_SierraAlwine yep thank you"} +{"tweet": "Like who the fuck are you"} +{"tweet": "S/O to the sirens in Kutztown waking me out of a dead sleep all the way back in Apex. @KutzProbz"} +{"tweet": "@LRReece hahaha well I wish y'all were!!!"} +{"tweet": "That 6'5\\ black dude just embarrassed the fuck out of me\""} +{"tweet": "Omg \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Staying in bed forever"} +{"tweet": "@KEatDePies lololol noooo from little rascals except we switched it around a bit:)"} +{"tweet": "@yungturd but the gauges don't help, fatty. Kidding. Gauges = pure sex, if I can fuck them."} +{"tweet": "@briannafrost perfect tease us I love it"} +{"tweet": "Well we all knew that was gonna happen"} +{"tweet": "Seriously can't wait to pursue in the next chapter of my life. #college"} +{"tweet": "I've decided to quit smoking. I can't find my nicotine patches anywhere tho. It's gonna be a rough few days..."} +{"tweet": "And I can't sleep"} +{"tweet": "#DontBotherMeWhen I'm tired. No I will not do the things you ask me to do."} +{"tweet": "I feel like playing on my mini hoop!"} +{"tweet": "Enough is enough. #fedup #done"} +{"tweet": "Changeup inside"} +{"tweet": "Screaming happy 21st to @carleyc13 \\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\ude4a \\ud83c\\udf89"} +{"tweet": "@porqueamaraJB thanks! And yes @ubelieb_ibelieb is my best friend! :)"} +{"tweet": "oh my god this last episode of greek i am so emotional and sad"} +{"tweet": "Some other avgs. from regionals. Tyler Criscuolo .529, Ty Forgione .500, Alex Pantani .474 and Mike Funaro .462. ..Way to swing it boys!!"} +{"tweet": "Twitter favorites shit without me doing it. Seriously."} +{"tweet": "@Ehmeenah Right?\\nI'll try for like an hour than wash it out"} +{"tweet": "@LINDS_webber haha you're my twin"} +{"tweet": "learning not to care is a pretty good feeling"} +{"tweet": "I don't care how empty this campus is, it's still creepy walking back to heff at 1am"} +{"tweet": "@HoyBoy28 haha me too! I got about 20 mins into it and passed out hahaha. #teamlosers"} +{"tweet": "Guess I'll try this Ruzzle out while on break"} +{"tweet": "Making $25 an hour today at work."} +{"tweet": "Feel like I'm in Philly too much lately"} +{"tweet": "Day just got alotttttt better ! Nicole is waiting for me at the house . Haha"} +{"tweet": "@VictoriaPodiak you up at 1am I wouldn't have guessed!"} +{"tweet": "good thing only freshman will see me today. I look terrible!"} +{"tweet": "Get that bitch a Delorean, bitches love bringing up the past"} +{"tweet": "So mad at @tylerkilburn2 for not getting me Dairy Queen \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Can I borrow the chargers to your phone for mine"} +{"tweet": "last night was interesting \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@risaWelty OH! oh my gosh. that was great too. \\ud83d\\ude0a the best night was probably the night before waking me up at 8 to play fricken monopoly."} +{"tweet": "3 more days of class. Bittersweet."} +{"tweet": "I can't do two more days of this..."} +{"tweet": "@HarleyTobon Harley!!! Bring me!"} +{"tweet": "@Michael5SOS Michael what if he came outside and asked to join the band"} +{"tweet": "taco"} +{"tweet": "i am pretty cool"} +{"tweet": "@William_Moore10 I will talk to some people I think might be interested. Keep me updated on it.. 256-810-4645 :)"} +{"tweet": "Turned the calendar over and there she was.. A half naked Kate Upton"} +{"tweet": "@DatdudeJS14 You are so #blessed"} +{"tweet": "I hate anxiety\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "It's always fun working until 1am \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "I'm so confused \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@TheDasha92 I know that feeling well."} +{"tweet": "i am covered in 6 blankets and never getting up. i hate the cold \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "I love reorganizing things as work! Makes me feel at peace. #lovemyjob"} +{"tweet": "@xoxosunshine No \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "Please pray for my puppy everyone. He got bit by another dog. He's alive and fighting. It's not a horrible bite but still. Pray. \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@mmchasteen agreed!"} +{"tweet": "@aleexrosexo0xo @annamariemaneat of she ever twerked in my face that would just be the end"} +{"tweet": "@baileyraigordon anytime:)"} +{"tweet": "at least I have a job over break now"} +{"tweet": "Going to break @victoria0329 Moe's virginity!"} +{"tweet": "@CodyCauffman23 @JohnLusterrr Because no one would shut up it was loud as fuck man"} +{"tweet": "@weller_angela use a shitload of glue hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Do you."} +{"tweet": "I asked you to please excuse my table manners, I was making room for the table dancers"} +{"tweet": "@Guru_Manx16 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND DAVID I'VE LOVED THEM SINCE LIKE 4TH GRADE OMGOMGOMGOMG #dying"} +{"tweet": "Living my life in a slow hell."} +{"tweet": "Steph's house makes the scariest noises at night \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I think it's amazing that they play Cristian music everywhere now. \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\udc92"} +{"tweet": "@erica_morieko it's must be done"} +{"tweet": "@DailyFaceoff ouch"} +{"tweet": "Nothing else on tv might as well watch some baseball"} +{"tweet": "Johnny Knoxville pls have my babies"} +{"tweet": "I'm embarrassed bc everyone saw me oops cya in 5 hours"} +{"tweet": "@TaylorJo4 Anytime I can help out I'll be glad to!"} +{"tweet": "I almost never like a song the first time I hear it"} +{"tweet": "Good thing we only drink brita water #nastytapshiz"} +{"tweet": "So 2/3 of my phone chargers have stopped working in the past two days. Awesome."} +{"tweet": "I give up."} +{"tweet": "You'd think looking like Brad Pitt in Fight Club would do you some favors....nope"} +{"tweet": "This town and these people are what's been holding me back honestly I'm doing online schooling next year"} +{"tweet": "\\If anything is possible would the possibility of impossibility be possible?\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Carrie Underwood is perfect!"} +{"tweet": "The people I cared about the most @Alliemoore18 @ZFauchald @JustinChalfant7 @austin jones"} +{"tweet": "Last night was one of the best nights I've had in awhile.\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "don't get too close, it's dark inside, it's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide."} +{"tweet": "Okkkk twitter stop"} +{"tweet": "#NapTime"} +{"tweet": "I literally haven't left my couch all day, you could say were getting pretty serious about one another"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad I have good friends and an understanding boyfriend right now.. \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "I wish there was more to do in this damn ghost town\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@ttaylor_dreuer text me now it's an emergency"} +{"tweet": "Wtf the girls next to me are talking about getting pregnant by dogs. Has this what the world has come to!?!?!?"} +{"tweet": "couldn't be a better night :)"} +{"tweet": "@Iam_HENNESSEY because the guy was retard just like you"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0d Colton Dixon #NeverGone \\u2764\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "I seriously hate when people don't answer my phone calls!!!!! I want too kill them."} +{"tweet": "Doesn't afraid"} +{"tweet": "I have to say some of the calls in today's NFL games are just head scratching. #NFL"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to cuddle with my boys tonight!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Some people #smh"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had a four wheeler and some land."} +{"tweet": "See it ya eye boy u looking like a snitch"} +{"tweet": "@OscarNeedham is screwed \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "I really wish that my hair was long enough to braid.\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go tonight"} +{"tweet": "I just hope they move quickly through here."} +{"tweet": "Damn am I really this age? I'm not 11 years old anymore"} +{"tweet": "I'm such a sucker for guys with beautiful eyes. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@cheatahssuck come to the Midwest in the US sometime."} +{"tweet": "I love eating Oreos with water not milk #isthatweird"} +{"tweet": "@Dee_Geex18 yess veryy"} +{"tweet": "Always want what I can't have"} +{"tweet": "I've had it with you....When you come back, I won't be here."} +{"tweet": "@jbbblast hall?"} +{"tweet": "What a play!"} +{"tweet": "Ha sweet"} +{"tweet": "Home sweet home \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "The Doyle brothers are soooo good! #newfavorite"} +{"tweet": "@katelowrey9 I hope so"} +{"tweet": "This is the first, thing I remember. Now it's the last, thing left in my mind"} +{"tweet": "And my phone is plugged in"} +{"tweet": "@nathan_hanis yes\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I need black skinnies and a cute little black jacket, but I can't find any \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "I have never cared for Oklahoma as much as I do today. Praying for everyone affected. #PrayforOklahoma"} +{"tweet": "PT 7:30, oil chance at 9... Say what?! Why am I still up?"} +{"tweet": "Tell me baby\\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "So happy<3"} +{"tweet": "We are the crazy people."} +{"tweet": "@brandonwt1995 thanks for saving me! \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "You're done so much already ad if honestly feel bad for asking for anymore"} +{"tweet": "@Duhhh_BiscuitX3 can stop complaining because I finally replied"} +{"tweet": "Nothing can change a man like love for he's going nowhere but yet so far! -Gorgeous #JackieChan #greatmovie"} +{"tweet": "I just wanted to punch the Dover kids tonight"} +{"tweet": "This is stupid\\ud83d\\ude01 we should be able to go to different classes\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Suchhh a fun night.. Soo tired.. Schools gonna be rough tomorrow morning.. Definitely not going to first block \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@juliarosee9 i think it's cause he is on tour still"} +{"tweet": "@MikeMiss975 love Breaking Bad... It doesn't even come close to The Wire"} +{"tweet": "@h_mcgo is snoring worse than a bear right now"} +{"tweet": "Does @kylekrobath do anything at work \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@TM2LeahDawn is it easier to get the girls down together for a nap or do you think they delay napping because they sleep in the same room"} +{"tweet": "@jen_n_juice504 unmm try tomorrow lol"} +{"tweet": "why am i still up if i have dance in the morning..."} +{"tweet": "This 2-5 class might be the death of me #prepareformyfuneral"} +{"tweet": "I think @harleigh_smith spit in my food.."} +{"tweet": "@RageGrl that must be it! And that works"} +{"tweet": "@RBradley_ I didn't know!"} +{"tweet": "Atleast the pounding headache is gone.. Now the sore throat and fever need to go.."} +{"tweet": "Officially half way done with college #nbd"} +{"tweet": "I think it's Allie's nap time."} +{"tweet": "Omg just heard on pandora that the second hunger games is going to some out soon!!#catchingfireinrome"} +{"tweet": "@kasstaylor please! I have an exam in two weeks & I'm basically Hellen Keller looking at these notes I can't see a thing that makes sense"} +{"tweet": "Watch out... There is supposed to be a heat wave coming through"} +{"tweet": "I've never had so much hate for one person."} +{"tweet": "I do not want to get up at 7 am for breakfast"} +{"tweet": "Waking up to a headache <"} +{"tweet": "@BriittanyHersey lmfao, I was like wait what.."} +{"tweet": "@nicole_x0x88 I'm sure we got some class left out there, but it sure is hard to find"} +{"tweet": "The guy who sits in front of me in class has the exact same neck and back of head as my ex best friend. It bothers me more than it should."} +{"tweet": "Snapchat got offered 3 billion dollars from Facebook... They have a total of 22 or so employes and turned that down. That is crazy."} +{"tweet": "@Matt_F_Kane @kvgtpodcast set and match lol"} +{"tweet": "DCers I just left the location of this years summer camps. Let me just say...u wanna sign ur kids up. #momentumcamps2013 @destinychurch.me"} +{"tweet": "@KhadeshaWasDOA pop the shit back in"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna shine"} +{"tweet": "Great minds think alike....especially those with the same name @daniofficiall"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@MotivateAthlete: Retweet if you are wearing something Nike today!\\u201d @angymac2 nike bras all day erryday.. #matchingheadbands??"} +{"tweet": "Andrew Kelly...fuck you. Asshole."} +{"tweet": "@CPickk824 @Montampon28 well see \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@Assless_Chaps we can only hope"} +{"tweet": "A complete player on Fifa and in real life. I love playing with him. #BVB @woodyinho"} +{"tweet": "@KhalilJones3 @emilyturnbough That works too! I love seeing black and white couples."} +{"tweet": "I'm so embarrassed for you"} +{"tweet": "Just realized I have fair cleanup AGAIN tomorrow. And the next couple days \\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "@Bekah_Grace11 hahaha I wouldn't be able to get in!"} +{"tweet": "I was told today that all of my tattoos are very well placed \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Guys, I watch football"} +{"tweet": "@emilybrowne27 Jackie and Danielle's house lollll"} +{"tweet": "I am such a bitch today yet I had such a great day"} +{"tweet": "I wish my boyfriend didn't have to work so much. :/ I hardly ever see him anymore. :("} +{"tweet": "@MattyIce00 same here \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@smerino87 @TotalManCandy you just made my day Sara!!!! That was def the pick me up i needed!!! <3 loves you!"} +{"tweet": "The weather right now>>>\\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@CSadle305 I found them! I just got it fixed with them for $55!! yay"} +{"tweet": "121"} +{"tweet": "@TarahFarkus Just now saw this! It's fine pretty \\u2764\\ufe0f Love you too!\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "No one is awake besides me."} +{"tweet": "Please tell me I'm the only one \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Boredness has set in at work."} +{"tweet": "@C_Beezyy_x @xXDrew_BieberXx Beard=GucciSwag"} +{"tweet": "I think I truly know what love is now"} +{"tweet": "A walk to remember will always be my favorite movie and to watch it on valentines makes it so much better!"} +{"tweet": "Off to sponge dive in Tarpon Springs."} +{"tweet": "Finding out @LaurenAlleen stalks my favorite ginger.... I like it \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "The new champ is here....world heavyweight champ @JohnCena #HellInACell #WWE"} +{"tweet": "Take a bow always reminds me of @RosieTorzynski #idkwhy"} +{"tweet": "#wat"} +{"tweet": "@DoubleDDoria why aren't you here right now?"} +{"tweet": "goddammit I closed my windows in the wrong order last night and now I lost all my tabs #rip"} +{"tweet": "Great much needed talk with the bestie @jessieshiroda"} +{"tweet": "I feel stupid."} +{"tweet": "Im a star, not spangled banner"} +{"tweet": "@kwm789 \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Double Divas is back on!"} +{"tweet": "Would be nice if you would answer the phone... \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I only feel stupid when I trust somebody and they prove to me that I never should have."} +{"tweet": "@emilyperrotta well you'll find the perfect fit for sure im just so lost in the whole process \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "@kelliejay_G No you can't"} +{"tweet": "But of course it's raining on the first day of summer."} +{"tweet": "5 on 3 closes, and the puck always finds its way to the crease, not the twine just yet.."} +{"tweet": "SNF = Sunday Night Turnovers"} +{"tweet": "Pull out the 9 mil"} +{"tweet": "@Anniborgesxoxo Aww of course! I would miss you too much \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "One day your screamin you love me loud the next day your so cold \\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Nobody even makes their own vines they only revine"} +{"tweet": "Unless its in the \\twitter rules.\\\" Lolol\""} +{"tweet": "Everybody keeps talking about steelers fans what about chargers fans that are there freaking out"} +{"tweet": "I miss getting daily snaps of @Casey_Even... her face just makes my day better"} +{"tweet": "@ashhhfry13 Yeah lolol we had to much fun in school"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to go home and lay in bed\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@FuFuFlex1 You're right. ITS FREEZING"} +{"tweet": "Finally home from a long weekend\\n#tired"} +{"tweet": "@Okonayo respect your opinion! #Afrikka_radio"} +{"tweet": "@JoeJuergs @actuallyaml @rockinsockscoop we all know how it goes down with you and the whiskey Leahy. I'll give it 30min till ur sawin logs"} +{"tweet": "@MindofStan @UrbyJT You are right Stan. Should have clarified better. I just never had a problem with the tackle aspect."} +{"tweet": "@JR3Y @taytroy #UNNECESSARY"} +{"tweet": "Jealousy is a disease and I hope you get better before the holidays."} +{"tweet": "@rottenbacher How does one sound? I'm excited! \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "And I can't even lick my lips without looking like a ugly ole camel."} +{"tweet": "@Wildwood365 The sound of the ocean, the beautiful beach, Mack's pizza, and the Monster truck ice cream ! Doesn't get better than that!!"} +{"tweet": "Those leggings tho @COlive127 @Bschuneman41"} +{"tweet": "I need to get out of bed"} +{"tweet": "How to ask my boyfriend to Sadie's... Decisions, decisions\\ud83d\\udcad"} +{"tweet": "@MackieJMoyer headin to the gym."} +{"tweet": "These past few days I feel like I've been on a-whole-nother planet!.. My mind is somewhere else and I need to snap out of it! \\ud83d\\ude13 Confused!"} +{"tweet": "My mom: \\Was Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde based on a real person?\\\"\\nMy dad and me: \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "@Tywaaah nothing tywah hahajp"} +{"tweet": "@moeriahh I don't know if I will be there\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@ana_miloo what room in the CSC in? I'm lost :("} +{"tweet": "Zimmerman killed a kid that was the same age I am, this really hits home for me"} +{"tweet": "@MarandaFinney she's like Bigfoot, it's impossible to catch a picture of the beast."} +{"tweet": "@DariusTO glad to meet ya. Greg here..."} +{"tweet": "#bostonstrong"} +{"tweet": "Wow the guy next to me at work would bring Cheez-its lookin like the fat dude on toy story."} +{"tweet": "@TLC Watch the Long Island Medium tonight at 9pm She is the best. I watch every week.#LongIslandMedium\\n@dicksyatt"} +{"tweet": "@JakeWhiteBMX nigggga please."} +{"tweet": "welp filled up a water bottle to be environmentally friendly and just took a big swig of it at work at it tasted like straight alc. #WhyMe \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "I believe if it's meant to happen, it'll happen regardless of what you wish."} +{"tweet": "Baha wait, I was just asked if I was subtweeting Flaska last night? How can you subtweet someone that blocked you\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "My dads called me pikachu ever since I can remember \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "Just because your in a relationship doesn't mean you can't be friends with other guys .. but some bitches be gettin a little toooo friendly"} +{"tweet": "@spankzappa78 especially there assholes"} +{"tweet": "and still work at wide world this weekend too. stupid dogs"} +{"tweet": "Fights around here always look like a wrestling match rather than a fight"} +{"tweet": "Teagan \\ud83d\\udc4f text \\ud83d\\udc4f me \\ud83d\\udc4f back. @TeaganLeYanna"} +{"tweet": "@itallfallsdwn I'm thinking is on 856."} +{"tweet": "I love that I have these family's I've known since I was little and I can tell them anything (:"} +{"tweet": "Why are we awake?!"} +{"tweet": "My mind I made up I'm going to Arkansas state university. I feel going to ASU I will be able to focus more on school than anything #howlyes"} +{"tweet": "I love where my lifes at, spend spend spend to make myself happy"} +{"tweet": "@K_Housee call me when you figure it out I'm very curious for a friend... And myself"} +{"tweet": "Someone should bring me tbell at 7:30 :))"} +{"tweet": "@Lauren_Bame you love me"} +{"tweet": "@TheBritishDalek Jokes on you. There's a Davros in there."} +{"tweet": "I shouldn't have stayed up till 3."} +{"tweet": "huge s/o to my bbg @mckennarayy for being my bf last night and for probs bursting her ear drum. truest \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc6d"} +{"tweet": "When people tell you something JUST for the reason of wanting to piss you off <<<<"} +{"tweet": "glad to know il be studying all night... #jk \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "This sunrise is absolutely beautiful."} +{"tweet": "\\@CheerBible: Watching cheer perfection is like watching teen mom. It's an example of what not to do.\\\" @katierichey12 haha sooo true\""} +{"tweet": "Tried to fall asleep.. Felt like hours.... Looked at the time... 15 minutes. #damn"} +{"tweet": "the fact that I can read @NHLBruins tweets now and theyre actually about the team and season..not the lockout>>"} +{"tweet": "Have the day off! Now, what to do with it..."} +{"tweet": "@chrisjan36 we did good then"} +{"tweet": "@JennToyyy at least you don't have to play those Broncos \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@yago1977 I'll see if I can get the day off of work"} +{"tweet": "@MeghannEdwardss @jrobezzz I would never... \\ud83d\\ude0f But no seriously you guys are haha"} +{"tweet": "I just realized I was the 9th wheel last night lol"} +{"tweet": "@ramello_m I will because I'm upset now because I'll never get sleep and school I gonna be terrible now"} +{"tweet": "Some juniors have gotten their senior pictures done already and there's me."} +{"tweet": "@jspur02 thanks suga muffin;D"} +{"tweet": "My life<<<<"} +{"tweet": "Soooo tired"} +{"tweet": "Want to eat but can't."} +{"tweet": "@jess_noll i dont know...just pissed i guess..."} +{"tweet": "My phone only has 13 percent!"} +{"tweet": "Wow... This extra hour makes it a long night when ur not asleep!! #wideawake"} +{"tweet": "Just dropped my phone on my face... #ouch #crying"} +{"tweet": "I'd do anything to be at this game rn."} +{"tweet": "The sun has been making my eyes super pretty! Omg"} +{"tweet": "#bibleandbeach celebration service this morning! can't wait to worship :)"} +{"tweet": "The dad in Ted is scary as fuck."} +{"tweet": "And just like that it came and went.. We'll see you next time around you bastard. #cornday"} +{"tweet": "All of my friends are supper fit and I'm like I lift too. I lift food to my mouth."} +{"tweet": "I'm taking all the seniors I like and locking them in a closet so they can't leave. HAHA #JokesOnYou"} +{"tweet": "You honestly think I'm going to let you stick a needle anywhere near my eyeball? Fuck no, doc. #CheckPlease"} +{"tweet": "Omg in being laughed at"} +{"tweet": "Summers never coming. Its going to be an ice age forever."} +{"tweet": "Well today looks like crap!!!"} +{"tweet": "Okay could this doc visit take any longer \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "The usual for my mom-drinking coors light and telling Kayla how she'll beat a bitches ass"} +{"tweet": "I've had some good times with this phone I'm gonna miss you"} +{"tweet": "The fact that target never has coffee ice cream really gets to me sometimes."} +{"tweet": "Real recognize real and my Nig you a stranger"} +{"tweet": "@NDconfess1 @troutman_morgan shame on you for favoriting."} +{"tweet": "McDonalds Date with my mother \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Well audc is over! Congrats to everyone! You're all amazing \\ud83d\\ude0d just have to wait til January 1 for dance moms season 4 \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@marissapatrick lol ohhhhhh i thought for sure you just forgot to tag yourself ha"} +{"tweet": "Never give up."} +{"tweet": "I hate when people use the word 'ratchet' to describe a girl. A ratchet is clearly a tool, and we all know that men are tools."} +{"tweet": "@Take30ENT think about how gangsta this wedding is gonna be?! I'm ecstatic for you two."} +{"tweet": "Catching fire \\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "Subway surfer is my addiction even though I like totally suck at it.."} +{"tweet": "@tay_hodg wedding bouquets! Goes around the stems and holds them in place, covered by floral tape"} +{"tweet": "Good luck to my boys @Nat_Dunlap @BurchIsBerserk5 @MattMcAlvin and @KingSeffy against Marshall! #stayawayfromtheWhitefamily"} +{"tweet": "Lando Cal"} +{"tweet": "@caley_ch @GooodBerger don't apologize for something you could've prevented."} +{"tweet": "@6PaperJoints i took my melatonin 2 hours ago and im not tired yet...fuck Cvs"} +{"tweet": "June class over...now the grading begins."} +{"tweet": "@brandnchristn did you get your super awesome package??"} +{"tweet": "Oh my god I'm dying"} +{"tweet": "@BroKeN_Haterade I hope so"} +{"tweet": "@molliefoster96 stop being adorable and go to bed !!"} +{"tweet": "If a girl has sex with her BOYFRIEND She isn't a hoe ..."} +{"tweet": "@malea_michelle MaLea!! What's it look like?!"} +{"tweet": "A long talk is in need to figure out how i feel. \\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "Twerking\\nOne direction\\nLiam\\nMiley\\nDemi\\nGabby\\nAnd more to come. What could be better?"} +{"tweet": "Wtf \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I will be frozen at this game tonight"} +{"tweet": "Ew Geno most disgusting throw ive ever seen"} +{"tweet": "I literally hate your guts bye"} +{"tweet": "I have a huge fear of rejection.. That's why I don't make the first move."} +{"tweet": "@MarissaElizabee that was the first time I've seen you in person. Wasnt sure if it was you !"} +{"tweet": "@Cali_Equestrian I am going to make one, you have me so motivated!"} +{"tweet": "High school has basically taught me that I can do whatever I want and it's perfectly ok so thanks lesson learned"} +{"tweet": "Jacq thinks he's nice or something"} +{"tweet": "@MarkMcCoy_ for real about the delay? Lol yeah I get messages sent to my phone!"} +{"tweet": "@OnDaWater we'll be up there tomorrow. Hoping to hit the lake with you."} +{"tweet": "@laurenfarnsley Yeah seriously! I want to get a big group to go!"} +{"tweet": "@kaykayserm you and me both \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "@KendrickPrice24 umm... yeah... sure \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@KeircenTaylor that's awesome! Are you going to take the LPN this summer?"} +{"tweet": "Wednesday needs to be over already, I am beyond excited to see @xHelsel22 for Valentine's Day and give him his presents. (: <3 #SoHappy"} +{"tweet": "Too tired."} +{"tweet": "Mayberry \\u2764 called me his girl! Thanks delmon for calling him over"} +{"tweet": "@SteveVDK_hunter I got you homie"} +{"tweet": "All this PS4 talk almost made me forget that The Last of Us comes out in a few days."} +{"tweet": "@Jackson_back34 haha oh Hayden. Never thought of him!"} +{"tweet": "@magssD hahaha I'm just gonna pretend its fall & wear fall clothes"} +{"tweet": "The past 2 days has been really sunny and nice out and now it's wet,cold, and rainy out. Make up your mind Mother Nature"} +{"tweet": "So happy tomorrows monday .. Perks on working in a salon"} +{"tweet": "@shainataylor @leeannapatrick @holliebrook88 \\ya can't keep a good whore downnnn\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@bess03 Come hangout! Lucky you live in Hawaii!"} +{"tweet": "My mom is the only fucking person I know that takes two hours to get ready before going grocery shopping."} +{"tweet": "David Perron has some filthy mitts. Kid can play."} +{"tweet": "@LisetteBrodey very sad."} +{"tweet": "@Disc0rdant makes perfect sense then."} +{"tweet": "Haha Lucic got tossed"} +{"tweet": "@margojenkins all I can think about is mcdonalds\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "This is not what I expected!"} +{"tweet": "HAHAHA"} +{"tweet": "Congrats to @Tayaustin01 in this years draft #proudmountaineer I do believe the St Louis Rams will be my new favorite #NFL team ;)"} +{"tweet": "#SleeplessNights"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad you think that about me. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "If you're not watching the Stanley cup finals tonight then fuck you"} +{"tweet": "So excited I get my application for nursing program today yeahuh"} +{"tweet": "Holy shot, I've never actually heard @kanyewest talk until now. Weird."} +{"tweet": "Hawkeyes win!"} +{"tweet": "On the plus side this numbing garggle does wonders for my sore throat."} +{"tweet": "I love being up right now . #sarcasm"} +{"tweet": "I can't seem to find Molly. \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to rant... you're ugly and you do not have any Common since if you are trying to act black and your white I mean"} +{"tweet": "@arfieeeee Arifa is that class hard?! loll I was juuuust talking to my brother about it"} +{"tweet": "Guys my favorite pair of Steve Madden sandals broke yesterday and I've said this 100 times but I'm so mad about it I almost cried"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know how to deal with this."} +{"tweet": "When you have time to do literally everything but text me back, there's a problem. Don't be surprised when I tell your ass to kick rocks."} +{"tweet": "i have so many creepy pictures of my dad"} +{"tweet": "When will I ever learn......? \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@osuna_erik nice nice I just got it!\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Control. Your. Child. You shouldn't be allowed to fornicate."} +{"tweet": "@LindaShull interesting."} +{"tweet": "Beyond tired today"} +{"tweet": "What is love ?"} +{"tweet": "@huskerfan0720 How are you?"} +{"tweet": "Wolf of wall street is easily in the top 5 movies ive ever seen. Number 1 this year"} +{"tweet": "Classes will meet as scheduled \\ud83d\\ude11 #bye"} +{"tweet": "@danicaaaaa__ love your pool \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@Leigha_217 #SNAP! \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Pull up the scene with my ceiling missing #2chainz"} +{"tweet": "@_thompson__ Yeah but this winter you'll be havin blizzards!!"} +{"tweet": "@loganlarkey @tha__riddler we could teach you young one. Well actually log could I would supervise"} +{"tweet": "DAD STOP SNORING."} +{"tweet": "crazyy how the person that was once your bestfriend that knows everything about you is now a complete stranger"} +{"tweet": "Yup. Just sweat off 20 pounds!"} +{"tweet": "You're hot"} +{"tweet": "@zass_hoku3 \\u3093\\u306a\\u3053\\u3068\\u7121\\u304b\\u7121\\u304b \\u4ed5\\u4e8b\\u9811\\u5f35\\u308c\\u3088\\u30fc\\u4ffa\\u306f\\u4eca\\u304b\\u3089\\u83d3\\u5b50\\u535a\\u306a\\u30fc"} +{"tweet": "@j_clark24 haha i agree."} +{"tweet": "you're my favorite bad decision"} +{"tweet": "no school till 12 for the rest of the year. I can live with that. \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "If I see anyone with the new iPhone in that gold color, I'll probably think less of you. #tacky"} +{"tweet": "@CStrain14 \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@KyleGeller10 I'm getting a hoagie instead \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "And now you ignore me.. wow"} +{"tweet": "Why does every decision have to be so hard?"} +{"tweet": "I seriously love having 2 study halls"} +{"tweet": "@24scarlettmarie thank you."} +{"tweet": "@cbmysteries it's a rare but pleasant surprise 4 me too! #benadryl"} +{"tweet": "I'll thank you one day"} +{"tweet": "You suck, there's no buts(;"} +{"tweet": "The Cadillac ranch is where it's at"} +{"tweet": "I can't sing \\nI can't act\\nI'm dumb\\nI'm a hillbilly\\nBut man, I can twerk \\ud83d\\udc81 #MileyCyrus"} +{"tweet": "\\Shes was once a magician once she was a grandma\\\"-Cary. Lol what\""} +{"tweet": "I can't think of any. I'm laughing to hard at what other people have posted so far. Hilarious. #govtshutdownpickuplines"} +{"tweet": "I wish duck dynasty was on netflix"} +{"tweet": "omg I'm getting chills but not as bad as during JT"} +{"tweet": "I think in my lifetime I will probably waste about 20 years of time just staring off into space.. #blankstareprobs"} +{"tweet": "@naterrr_ and sadly, until Yamuchi sells the team, the @Mariners are going to suck. This year, next year, and every year after that."} +{"tweet": "I won."} +{"tweet": "I HATE NICK SO MUCH"} +{"tweet": "And 4 trashbags of trash later, I'm halfway done cleaning my room! #hatecleaning"} +{"tweet": "@TatorSalad15 Better love me. It's hotter than hell out here!"} +{"tweet": "Happy 4th everyone!\\u2764\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83c\\uddfa\\ud83c\\uddf8\\ud83d\\udca5"} +{"tweet": "I might act like everything is okay.. But really it's not."} +{"tweet": "@Leto @Davlen @Nobunagasama and I meant u were the pro, heh. I'm just the slacker that can design websites and use photoshop well"} +{"tweet": "Procrastination: Me sitting on the couch right now cramming both of my exam reviews in my head on material that I've never seen in my life"} +{"tweet": "I wish we had one more day together. #emotional"} +{"tweet": "@_KatiaGarcia not saying u are or do but they do with their kids so it seems and that's just irresponsible"} +{"tweet": "@ShawnDailey can you go Friday at like 10? I can pick you up"} +{"tweet": "How was your test? I will need you to pick me up and take me to get moms car after school."} +{"tweet": "had a good night with my boy \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@MTVs_Katie Who is your favorite girl and boy off buckwild? #Buckwild"} +{"tweet": "@ktbouvette thank you much\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@persiandiva77 we should do a New England meet up in Boston"} +{"tweet": "My level of excitement for this upcoming weekend. I can't wait to see my boyfriend! #prom!"} +{"tweet": "Literally about to inhale this subway sandwich.\\ud83d\\ude1b\\ud83c\\udf5e"} +{"tweet": "Bay Hill, Masters, Lakers making Playoff run, March Madness, this is my kind of March/April."} +{"tweet": "A montage of Patrick Swayze playing hockey, boxing and lifting weights"} +{"tweet": "@baitlinnn @Brokelyn @Reyminisce @lAdy_DB I'm in if you guys are"} +{"tweet": "DID SOMEONE REALLY JUST TRY TO PRANK CALL ME FROM A BLOCKED NUMBER OH ARE WE 13 AGAIN I GUESS I DIDN'T GET THE MEMO. FAGGOT."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "Anyone got a Netflix suggestion for me?"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna spend the weekend in the wild !"} +{"tweet": "hii @dylan9015 :)"} +{"tweet": "@EricaRHill great segment on the aquarium :-)"} +{"tweet": "It's officially summer."} +{"tweet": "@brookemarg the countdown to 21 comes after countdown to graduation."} +{"tweet": "Who wants breakfast"} +{"tweet": "@kyleemclohessy you treating \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Third shower of the day lmao"} +{"tweet": "Tougher than I wanted it to be, but not bad overall!"} +{"tweet": "@amy_bagon Mila is probably the luckiest baby I know!"} +{"tweet": "@nayvodka 35"} +{"tweet": "Well that interview was painless, hope i get the job! #fingerscrossed"} +{"tweet": "Not even missed flights will stop me. #Ohiobound"} +{"tweet": "THANK YOU."} +{"tweet": "\\Feels like early fall unlike early spring\\\" ughh ya think mister weather man WHERE IS SPRING?!\""} +{"tweet": "@astrumbell I know! I just have to have someone cover one weekend and a Monday then I have like a whole week off. :)"} +{"tweet": "@billydixonn \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "lifetime movies >>> \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I'm jealous of the universities that are on fall break right now...not fair. \\ud83d\\ude20 #UKprobz"} +{"tweet": "But something's can't be fixed"} +{"tweet": "No one ever texts me back & if they do they take forever. I'm to fast of a texter for that shiiiiiit dude\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "My house is a zoo."} +{"tweet": "I can't wait till I get my license \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@madisonraedye yikes!! \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@EliGoldBama what are you going to do today in south beach?"} +{"tweet": "@MZMake_U_Moan Lol iwuld To........iWuld Think u #CatFish"} +{"tweet": "I have like an hour and a half to make sure I know all of these vocab words \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "#day1"} +{"tweet": "@lmr47 me or the other one"} +{"tweet": "@charlesyeager44 oh yes I am!!!! Haha!"} +{"tweet": "51 days."} +{"tweet": "I hate guys who say girls love and they know it. Knowing good and well if you bragging about it it was probably horrible. #stfu"} +{"tweet": "My cousin snoring <<"} +{"tweet": "@adropinmyocean because math \\n\\nis peppers"} +{"tweet": "@maldo507 lololol ummm, no thanks.. #illpass \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Let's get it boys #PacerNation"} +{"tweet": "Drove 300 miles... Vince's turn"} +{"tweet": "#tbt #vlt"} +{"tweet": "I'm HUNGRYYYY !"} +{"tweet": "I DRANK COFFEE!!"} +{"tweet": "Well fak."} +{"tweet": "The gym might not happen tonight, feelin sluggish"} +{"tweet": "I'm good at finding out the things that some people want to keep hidden"} +{"tweet": "I hate when my boyfriend is in a bad mood and he looks so damn cute. It's like \\Why the fucking fuck can't I have you.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@BrendonWilcox you homosexual? :D"} +{"tweet": "nobody give me the high that she do"} +{"tweet": "asshole ."} +{"tweet": "Then slammed my foot in the door, it was cute"} +{"tweet": "Don't just quote it, live it. Otherwise, why bother?"} +{"tweet": "@16nataliebrock Yes!"} +{"tweet": "@brigle13 workaholics! #lording #letsgetweird"} +{"tweet": "@MsBasque \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "When people take things the wrong way<<<"} +{"tweet": "Plans for today go to rosedale mall and get some new clothes then go home get a blanket and some coffee, sit down and watch some movies"} +{"tweet": "hoping I didn't have homework.. #didntdojack"} +{"tweet": "don't say cool when were texting I hate that word"} +{"tweet": "@RealAlecWellman @DASHAWN_WARD 0 days \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\udc81 little babies"} +{"tweet": "Alright my sister can move out now \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Hug us from behind. Girls love that shit. >>>"} +{"tweet": "Now this is better"} +{"tweet": "\\@SexTaIk: Sex relieves tension, love causes it...\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@jamesindapaint \\ud83d\\ude02 well keep drinking then!"} +{"tweet": "Me being up right just let's me know for a fact that beer isn't meant to get drunk on. Just doesn't do the trick for me. Liquor only for me."} +{"tweet": "@nouisunicorn ME TOO"} +{"tweet": "@Tayla_Gang19 cry some more that'll help jackass"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealRaden no. All a joke"} +{"tweet": "@MaddyBurrell_ you're welcome. Love you and try to get some sleep."} +{"tweet": "I used to rule the world."} +{"tweet": "Hopefully Christmas break doesn't go by as fast as this one did"} +{"tweet": "Good luck to the Montreat Baseball team this weekend in Georgia! #goCAVS"} +{"tweet": "We're as free as they want us to be."} +{"tweet": "Thank god Johnstown has off Friday and next Friday!"} +{"tweet": "All I smell right now is baby powder and nursing homes @two_in_the_wink @reeb96"} +{"tweet": "Shopping for tonight!"} +{"tweet": "A truer tweet was never sent."} +{"tweet": "Lookin at this farm out in custard, I actually am kinda excited about it."} +{"tweet": "Patrick Sharp is that dude"} +{"tweet": "@ImAus10 @ryanbrown641 haha why do we suck?!??"} +{"tweet": "#WeakFor chocolate rice cakes"} +{"tweet": "I'm sick of snow"} +{"tweet": "I have no life outside of hanging out with my #Puppy"} +{"tweet": "@KTAdamsthegreat @haleigh_22 @i_m_foxxy2 @haley_brilynn we warmed the bench tonight actually Katie ."} +{"tweet": "Getting a ride to school in the Capri \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I cant waittt"} +{"tweet": "I've found all I've waited for and I could not ask for me ."} +{"tweet": "@piersmorgan what a disgrace it would be not to ban assault rifles. President Clinton had it right. Keep up the fight Piers!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@ArlenR24 he just traded in his Xbox and got the ps3 because he was tired of paying for Live. Hilarious!"} +{"tweet": "I think I just died and went to heaven! \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude0d \\n#Wowza"} +{"tweet": "Michael is an idiot"} +{"tweet": "I literally hate my life right now."} +{"tweet": "I can't take this anymore."} +{"tweet": "I don't like Charlie Sheen but I just watched 3 episodes of Anger Management and I don't hate it"} +{"tweet": "@BadAss_Scorpioo go to bed."} +{"tweet": "@daoffbb gayyyy"} +{"tweet": "Holy rain..."} +{"tweet": "@EricPincus I want Spurs"} +{"tweet": "People ask why my hair doesnt grow.. nd i say idk but really its because i straighten it so much it burns off. #Yolo"} +{"tweet": "Drinking Gatorade and not moving all day ..\\ud83d\\udca9\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "On a night like this the best thing to do is just go to sleep\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "Sick of being put in the middle of arguments. #leavemealone"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could be like @haleylbrooks! She's so sweet. #loveher \\ud83d\\ude18\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@beitzel2014 but my whole evening is ruined... :/ I wish we performed on saturday"} +{"tweet": "Forgot headphones \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "@dinning6 ill put together some stuff!"} +{"tweet": "@Scottydoesknow3 yea he's strong but he's like Incredible Hulk strong in the preview. But it looks like rhino, electro & green/hob goblin. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@LeMelle80 @bmoc98 @blackrepublican U know Armstrong Williams. Spoke against Gay rights while hitting on male employees. #funny"} +{"tweet": "Tattoo appointments tomorrow with @just_in_case713! Eeeeek!"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure Jason aldean is the only person ever to pull off little bitty hoop earrings."} +{"tweet": "SENIORS WON THE FLOAT. I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.:')"} +{"tweet": "@spankzappa78 yes yes they do. Seen that at the toy store. One had a handle with a fist"} +{"tweet": "Wish my stuff didn't keep disappearing."} +{"tweet": "Sucks to suck.. #rockpaperscissors @bdimmler"} +{"tweet": "7 page paper \\u2705"} +{"tweet": "How I Met Your Mother is seriously the best thing I've ever watched."} +{"tweet": "Honey bunches of oats. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Fast 6 was so good"} +{"tweet": "I want to go back to my old life. Freshman year. My best year ever."} +{"tweet": "I'm kind of a soiled brat and want you to myself"} +{"tweet": "Well that was awkward \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "This game is a mess thus far. #grizz #thunder"} +{"tweet": "K?"} +{"tweet": "@FightNightatJoe it's 80 outside..\\n\\nI had to get some sun. Now I wish I stayed home"} +{"tweet": "honestly the drama that 8th and 9th graders put on ask.fm is better than cable"} +{"tweet": "@Christianx14 wut"} +{"tweet": "CAN'T WAIT TO GET THIS METAL OFF MOUTH"} +{"tweet": "Ava needs to get excited!"} +{"tweet": "Am I the only one who wants to h e fun tonight"} +{"tweet": "Gotta see this second pineapple express! @Gkobrah @MaRcUs_LuNa15"} +{"tweet": "In need of a neck massage"} +{"tweet": "Talk about a cliff hanger"} +{"tweet": "K cool Aly you suck!"} +{"tweet": "#sumupoptimusinoneword helpful"} +{"tweet": "@TheRealG_Flick @RogerStrack1 lol you think he is even close to awake?"} +{"tweet": "#IGottaThingFor guys with tattoos #mmmmm"} +{"tweet": "@briannasummer22 @The1andOnlyZeke and I are the only ones home tonight so looks like we'll be treating ourselves to a steak dinner \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "It's crazy how people disappear out of your life."} +{"tweet": "#InComingFreshmanAdvice no matter how many upper class men you know everyone will still look down on you."} +{"tweet": "Where's a beach at around beaver county?"} +{"tweet": "\\The cost of college textbooks in the US has risen faster than the cost of healthcare, house prices and inflation.\\\" @lillybug_32\""} +{"tweet": "Win it for TMac!"} +{"tweet": "#HonestyHour I miss you."} +{"tweet": "Still at mainstreet and still underage."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude07 - You're always there for me and thank you for always being a good friend to me! Love you \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@TheAV_33 you see the episode when tom brings the puppy to work ?"} +{"tweet": "Typical Graham people."} +{"tweet": "I want bdubs \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "I want a little brother like STEWIE lol #bestlilbroever"} +{"tweet": "I feel shitty bc I feel like when people who usually would ignore me think I'm a freak and secretly make fun of me.. I don't know."} +{"tweet": "@iNeed_aMANduhh bahaha thanks oh well, I've stuck it out 19 years, I think I can handle it some more \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "I am the baby whisperer."} +{"tweet": "@ashley_hull10 haha okay!"} +{"tweet": "Just lost my appetite. #wow"} +{"tweet": "Today is a sad day because I'm actually rooting for Michigan."} +{"tweet": "Guess I'm catching up with this #Thewalkingdeadmarathon"} +{"tweet": "Really weird"} +{"tweet": "Sisters coming home from College tomorrow! So excited, I've missed her like crazy! Get to spend the Summer with her<3 Sister time= Amazingg!"} +{"tweet": "@sharon_massie22 we need to hangout asap\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@NickJames_09 what a dick"} +{"tweet": "Turns out my baby likes to fish. \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Are your skills & knowledge on par with your ambitions? Yet ?"} +{"tweet": "I'd have more of a chance of getting sheetz if @lindsham didn't have my wallet"} +{"tweet": "@SorryNotSoorry \\ud83d\\ude1f\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Could really use my family right now"} +{"tweet": "retweet retweet retweet"} +{"tweet": "@Deer_Whisperer1 think you!"} +{"tweet": "@letsgetreallexi Great night with youuuu tooo. (-:\\n(I did that face because I know you hate it)"} +{"tweet": "@shawneebryant GOOD"} +{"tweet": "#ConfessionNight I've lost two bestfriends because of the choices I made with alcohol and drugs. That's Why I quit smoking weed."} +{"tweet": "What happened? \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "People that wear green jackets and shades in their twitter pic huff dongs"} +{"tweet": "I would KILL to get Zesty with this HOT CRAY BITCHHHH @Silas80Robinson"} +{"tweet": "My belt is soaking wet..."} +{"tweet": "Wind 6 mph E. Barometer 29.77 in, Falling. Temperature 62.4 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 68%"} +{"tweet": "If we all cry at the same time tonight."} +{"tweet": "Why am i up right now?"} +{"tweet": "Bye"} +{"tweet": "That was definitely the final straw"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had faith in something :/"} +{"tweet": "I got better things to worry about. Having a life with someone who I truly love."} +{"tweet": "Sugar how get so fly?"} +{"tweet": "I could really go for a strawberry milkshake right now"} +{"tweet": "I swear everyone is engaged or pregnant, I'm over here, single as ever, eating."} +{"tweet": "@TheMikadeWay @Allaaaayy Luke, you're not a piece of shit babygirl.."} +{"tweet": "Don't judge a book by its cover unless the book is a fucking annoying bitch who needs to be high fived in the face with a chair."} +{"tweet": "@E__money16 dude I wasnt even fighting with you? They said I sucked I'm defending myself. I know you're good, I've watched you play."} +{"tweet": "new DVD at work. \\u201cI\\u2019ll make a man out of you\\u201d is on it, which means I spend the day jump kicking and play sword fighting. #bestjob"} +{"tweet": "@ProFootballTalk hope he falls to the lions, as a CMU am proud of him, would he be highest NFL draft pick from CMU?"} +{"tweet": "Jersey shores over what do I do now?"} +{"tweet": "Breathe in, breathe out, move on"} +{"tweet": "Oh really that's cool too"} +{"tweet": "Lost and insecure. \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "@kic221 you Ben and chan are the first friends I've had tell me you're proud of me :) #RealestFriendsEver"} +{"tweet": "I do"} +{"tweet": "Today is going to be a horrible day"} +{"tweet": "@annafowler_ one piece was better then both. #trying"} +{"tweet": "@jacksonjake91 Haha she's been to hell and back this weekend and is fine. She is a big brave probably knocked up dog!"} +{"tweet": "@savannahheaneyy is always quoting tweets about if some fast food can deliver #fatassprobs #jkiluvyou"} +{"tweet": "@Ben_Carretta respect brother"} +{"tweet": "I gotta piss.. OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH"} +{"tweet": "Indy 500 tailgating @ksull1212"} +{"tweet": "I ran cross country with you and you're super good and I know you'll go places"} +{"tweet": "hey I'm with you ily\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udc8b @OliviaaFaulkk"} +{"tweet": "Coconut Popsicles mmmm"} +{"tweet": "Greetings from the tropical island of Staten! Visiting @WagnerCollege today. Beautiful campus with great views of NYC!"} +{"tweet": "Now I'll go sit on the floor wearing your clothes"} +{"tweet": "I think my friends are retarded..."} +{"tweet": "On that glasses swag"} +{"tweet": "It's really weird how you can be friends with one person from a friend group, and the rest hate you lol I swear I'm nice"} +{"tweet": "@kautzem got a blind date for ya."} +{"tweet": "I hate not knowing where I stand with you."} +{"tweet": "@Taylorrad ayyyy \\ud83d\\ude0e good you better cuz I'm already planning the 28th."} +{"tweet": "@Austinn_McGann you're prob with GLOW club at jjc \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "DUCK DYNASTY!"} +{"tweet": "I wouldn't care if you were never in my life again. #GTFO"} +{"tweet": "Who is going to the beer tent tonight"} +{"tweet": "S/o to @jordan_0livia for being funny and cool \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Just fell down stairs great! My luck :P pretty sure I twisted my ankle too. #ImTooCool"} +{"tweet": "@Trammosaurus we still going to the big C later?"} +{"tweet": "#dapperdanstatus"} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when some nerdy kids watch beeps during class. Like dude that doesn't help your situation."} +{"tweet": "im so jealous that @amberatUD is going to my favorite place this weekend without me.. love you & have fun momma! \\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83d\\udc9e"} +{"tweet": "and I now know how to jump a car \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Amanda Bynes on MTV haha miss the old her"} +{"tweet": "My locker combination is so hard this year"} +{"tweet": "@bella_donna3 Not you too! Lawd!"} +{"tweet": "\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Let's go come on. One more stop"} +{"tweet": "@abby5551 let's get trashed on New Years!"} +{"tweet": "@mallory_peck sounds like someone needs a slap in the facee!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Looking up at the stars and wondering if that person is looking at the same star"} +{"tweet": "Just took a nap for an hour and a half \\ud83d\\udc4d ... Don't feel good , just wanna lay here"} +{"tweet": "Watching walking dead spoilers on youtube to get my fix. @AMC_TV @WalkingDead_AMC"} +{"tweet": "You know your day has hit a high point when you're watching Cops"} +{"tweet": "@heldermira let me know. I think tues works better than monday"} +{"tweet": "Text me right meow @Mir_Mae"} +{"tweet": "I already want a new tattoo"} +{"tweet": "@mallorypruett21 yeah......"} +{"tweet": "@nathanrudd I've got the same boat Ill meet you out there hah"} +{"tweet": "Olive Garden with grammie \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I need to vent to someone who not only understands what I'm going through, but actually cares."} +{"tweet": "Stringing a new guitar #GoodFeeling"} +{"tweet": "@itzTylerrr oh psh well then I'm good ill just make up some bullshit."} +{"tweet": "About to watch Ty and his dad go Parasailing...\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83c\\udf0a"} +{"tweet": "Loving the snow. #Keepitcoming"} +{"tweet": "Getting hit by a leaf is definitely god telling me I failed my plant bio exam \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I'm overwhelmed by the social media response to the #colorsplash. It has me very excited... But that might be all of the dye I inhaled."} +{"tweet": "please\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Good night"} +{"tweet": "eating halloween candy even though I just woke up\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@megan_furey @Jess_eavis we are the funniest people ever hehe"} +{"tweet": "I'm losing my voice.."} +{"tweet": "@john_hornick I'd die"} +{"tweet": "S/O to mama @carlzbarkley__ for driving my lazy ass to class! Ain't nobody got time to walk in this cold."} +{"tweet": "@petromamma Not from when Mark and I were kids - - beer is beer. Maybe our kids will drink soda pop when they are in their 30s and 40s."} +{"tweet": "I got my phone case 3 days ago and I am already tired of it \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@annelieseandrew open the car door, pull the dinner seat out, ladies first, open the front door for her. THAT'S chivalry"} +{"tweet": "Like it's vday. Who brings their significant other to Wendys on vday?! Lol."} +{"tweet": "Ya ppl lets put weeden in, he's got savior written all over him..."} +{"tweet": "Get ready for some 90 hour weeks, music to my ears."} +{"tweet": "Watching the demolition derby"} +{"tweet": "This was supposed to be a phase."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "I have something bothering me. It's been bothering me all day. I just wish I knew what to do about it. Hopefully it comes to me. #hoping"} +{"tweet": "baby grinnnned on me"} +{"tweet": "@Alifoshooo13 yeah, I'm not coming to school Thursday until its time to walk. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Kevin Love is the first player in NBA history with 240 points, 125 boards and 45 assists in the first 9 games. White men represent! BEARDS"} +{"tweet": "Run from the dark and into the light, you know you're gonna find your way."} +{"tweet": "@nicoleeeeeeee13 girl I'm gonna have plenty of free time. We'll get together soon."} +{"tweet": "What a beautiful day to be inside for work!"} +{"tweet": "@CallisHannah thank you, Hannah! :)"} +{"tweet": "Having stretched ears and tattoos doesn't mean you're punk. lol"} +{"tweet": "I might actually take a nap in this chair..."} +{"tweet": "SNOW SNOW SNOW"} +{"tweet": "Maybe I'll go scoop Miranda \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Channing Tatum is gay"} +{"tweet": "@AugustAlxxander hahahahaaha"} +{"tweet": "Wills scared of my dog.."} +{"tweet": "This is god awful where is are defense"} +{"tweet": "@niggatoni @outlxnes weathers gonna suck actual ballsack"} +{"tweet": "Too pumped for #AmishMafia"} +{"tweet": "@kehls07 omg! No ):"} +{"tweet": "Hey mr mister dont you wanna come with me \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "make me pineapple upside down cake, and my love is yours."} +{"tweet": "Asleep by the Smiths will actually make you consider suicide"} +{"tweet": "I'm so ready to get home. \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "After #LongIslandMedium I'm going out to eat \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "I should have taken 18 credits of exercise classes so maybe I would be tired and sleep like a normal human #whatissleep"} +{"tweet": "@mimisperl I mean my bed has memory foam... So...."} +{"tweet": "@Adrian_Tackett well I love you so shut up"} +{"tweet": "Don't know why I have days where I just bitch for no reason sometimes. Snapping out of it saaaap"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad @maramcgrady is acknowledging the fact I'm alive"} +{"tweet": "Awkward moment when someone's taking selfies and has their volume on ...."} +{"tweet": "Just scheduled to take the GRE. How did I grow up so fast!? \\ud83d\\udcdd\\ud83d\\udcc4\\ud83d\\udcc1\\ud83d\\udcc6\\u270f"} +{"tweet": "@EmmyLew_hayes @KellMcGrathh we are the definition of ratchet \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@lyndseyparker I'm hoping bound and gagged until Idol is finished!"} +{"tweet": "SO many white girls here I'm dying."} +{"tweet": "Anyone have recommendations on where to stay in Chicago? That would coincide with teacher salaries?"} +{"tweet": "Why must errrryone go to bed so early?"} +{"tweet": "I probably have one of the most annoying laughs ever."} +{"tweet": "@toine2484 you can't play and coach?! If that's the case when MJ was with the Wizards they could have been alot better"} +{"tweet": "@MegTierneyMorse I used to love dolphins\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\ude2d #notanymore"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait til Tom Brady plays tommorow"} +{"tweet": "Wtf is Cauley-Stein doing with that hair?"} +{"tweet": "\\@RhiannonMcC: I have encountered 2 guys that like my feet and want to jack off to them\\nCan we not do this again\\\"umm...\""} +{"tweet": "Off to Zumba class!! #y #exercise"} +{"tweet": "Seriously.."} +{"tweet": "@K_gosselin17 I know\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "When someone doesn't feel the same way, it makes it damn near impossible for you to build up the courage to say what you really feel."} +{"tweet": "And to top this wonderful day off I still have work."} +{"tweet": "It stinks that this is how it ends for such a great player like @MU_Highflyer21"} +{"tweet": "S/O's on Instagram. No just no \\ud83d\\ude45"} +{"tweet": "I think I'm the only person not watching the #NBAFinals."} +{"tweet": "Woke up on the wrong side of the bed \\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "@Austin__W11 hahaha yeah!"} +{"tweet": "@TurekBrady your secrets safe with me! \\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "week and a half left of school #weeee"} +{"tweet": "It would just make things a whole lot easier if I could go back to march 8 .. And change everything .. :,("} +{"tweet": "seriously though this better work out"} +{"tweet": "Shaquan gon be aggy ASF"} +{"tweet": "Is it Friday yet?"} +{"tweet": "Well, tickets are purchased, now I just need to get me and James to Newark on Jan 3rd so we can watch the Blackhawks demolish the Devils!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@AdamRonis great show today"} +{"tweet": "I'm wide awake"} +{"tweet": "Corey Perry is easily one of my favorite hockey players"} +{"tweet": "Still pretty"} +{"tweet": "I'm just too tired to be strong anymore, I need someone to be strong for me for once.. #wishfulthinking"} +{"tweet": "You suck. At life."} +{"tweet": "@Mary31904821 lol, idk just one of those nights"} +{"tweet": "About to sleep in the basement because it's so freaking hot in my room."} +{"tweet": "@themusafa I have been thinking about it!!"} +{"tweet": "You're gonna need me one day, you're gonna want me back in your arms."} +{"tweet": "#IGetThatALot Du YuH pLeY dRmZ?"} +{"tweet": "The first bud light you crack can't just be a sip. The first drink should minimum 3/4 of the can"} +{"tweet": "@fuckfuller7 fuck you fuller"} +{"tweet": "I'm ghetto apparently"} +{"tweet": "It's good to have curly hair so when I don't want to straighten it then I can just gel it and have it look good. \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I'm nervous for u but I'm sure you have it under control @Dance10Fikshun tonight is the night 2 bring it!!"} +{"tweet": "@Marg1015 @ashkubiak84 in should of guessed!"} +{"tweet": "I seriously need to get away from my house for a few days.... Like seriously"} +{"tweet": "So much stress and so much going through my mind"} +{"tweet": "@tat2jenna is intrigued with dick sizes - needs heights and weights to do full calculations. @Todd_Newman @graceandmanners @EngineerFrank"} +{"tweet": "Tired of hearing about @AROD, he had surgery and has had 2 at bats! Sorry he doesn't have 30 home runs, give the man a chance #SURGERY"} +{"tweet": "William Fitzsimmons discography on repeat until the rain recedes."} +{"tweet": "Can someone come take care of me? I'm way to sick to move right now ):"} +{"tweet": "Rented smiley because all of the other scary movies at the red box were out, hope it isn't cheesy."} +{"tweet": "This is indescribable"} +{"tweet": "Gimme some of that you and me"} +{"tweet": "#2-0"} +{"tweet": "SCREAMING KIDS DRIVE ME FREAKIN INSANE"} +{"tweet": "@MelVolleyball sup girl"} +{"tweet": "My niece just came in to my room screaming at me then points her finger and says goodbye. Haaa okay then"} +{"tweet": "Who ever is up.. Text me \\ud83d\\ude1a"} +{"tweet": "@sarahkay127 or being compared to jterm with helen?"} +{"tweet": "LEARN TO PLAY"} +{"tweet": "People are so mean to khloe kardashian and she's the coolest one!"} +{"tweet": "Need. Runs. Bad. #Orioles"} +{"tweet": "@LOG_JFREAK45 I want one!"} +{"tweet": "@Hana_Sinno I don't know. But I thought you were sleeping loser"} +{"tweet": "@TLC although I have lost loved ones I want a reading for my hubby @Theresacaputo we are ready to smell the sage #LongIslandMedium"} +{"tweet": "\\Here i am waiting, ill have to leave soon, why am i - still holding on\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@abbygail_ruth so mine?;)"} +{"tweet": "wish I knew who people talked about half the time"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wonder if people will ever learn how to mind their own business."} +{"tweet": "Time moves faster than you think"} +{"tweet": "Damn I'm tired."} +{"tweet": "keep being annoying and asking me if I'm mad when I'm really not = you're gunna make me fucking mad #uhmduhh"} +{"tweet": "@lisa6ann we are such a good time together.... I don't understand"} +{"tweet": "@shawnjordan1 @Grimbers78 hahaha"} +{"tweet": "I feel like Skenyon is going to crawl out from under my bed and yell at me for not being asleep right now #SATs"} +{"tweet": "@TravisZ_23 trashy as can be...but you love it???"} +{"tweet": "@RidgeCrawford I miss you too!!"} +{"tweet": "parade with th g parenys this morning"} +{"tweet": "Headache from hell \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "If nothing else goes right today, I did finally pick up my dry cleaning from October 11th #productive"} +{"tweet": "Hiccups FUCK \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Well that was the worst car wash experience ever. First one stopped after soaking my car. Second one washed it but the dryers didn't work."} +{"tweet": "@dakotaschaben shut it slave \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Knowing that you are officially gone has to be one of the worst feelings ever. I just lost one of my best friends \\ud83d\\ude2a @madypaigee"} +{"tweet": "Karma comes around when you least expect it, no matter how long the wait, & hits you twice as hard than you were expecting."} +{"tweet": "But MOM I don't wanna go to work tonight ); CALL IN FOR ME!"} +{"tweet": "@RapSheet any action w/ Andre Smith for Bengals or other teams?"} +{"tweet": "It'd be cool if @11_ballin would come see me at work tonight. #thirstythursday"} +{"tweet": "Hey \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "Congratulations Westside volleyball team!!"} +{"tweet": "@oliviawallass exactly hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "Been legit trying for an hour to rip that soundcloud of butterfly :( I cant"} +{"tweet": "@SydTheKid914 Can you meet at the library at 2?"} +{"tweet": "Trying to tell people, trying to tell myself that I'm happy is the biggest lie I've ever faced."} +{"tweet": "@emmarae27 I am"} +{"tweet": "These iPad cases are so annoying"} +{"tweet": "You should be ashamed of yourself for taking a selfie on your iPad in a crowded elevator"} +{"tweet": "Dirk is staying in ATL! #FuckYeah. Why downgrade to another NFL team? Am I right or am I right? #GoFalcons"} +{"tweet": "@AJWhiteFlamingo @jacobsechser #apologyaccepted #byefornow"} +{"tweet": "Someone come pick me up and take me somewhere"} +{"tweet": "@kdale1024 yay have fun! And good luck! Send me a pic if you get one!! Love you!! \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Lets watch all the Harry potter movies and order Chinese and make out"} +{"tweet": "I'm at school before 7... What the heck .."} +{"tweet": "@Amiraa_11 YES."} +{"tweet": "I'm felling a bit salty today #ohwell"} +{"tweet": "I don't know how much longer I can do this."} +{"tweet": "If your foriegn youre more attractive...well most of the time. Omg this brazil kid>>>>>> so fucking cute!"} +{"tweet": "99 tweets until 10k! Woo!"} +{"tweet": "Tough early defense by Pitt, although @UConnMBB still able to draw fouls. #BleedBlue"} +{"tweet": "We need a middle finger emoji. No doubt."} +{"tweet": "@FratStar101 love me"} +{"tweet": "Seriously in love with my iPhone 5"} +{"tweet": "Hey girl, whatcha say girl"} +{"tweet": "If you still obsess over celebrities you're too immature to have a boyfriend"} +{"tweet": "Hoodie and yoga pants. #MyKindofOutfit"} +{"tweet": "My brother just keeps yelling MOM'S SPAGHETTI"} +{"tweet": "@hwilson2009 meant to say 'kids' and their rap music"} +{"tweet": "I'll leave you with this, the new definition of thirsty is someone who is addicted too getting attention."} +{"tweet": "Damn @nickamen724 already got his permit... #lookout"} +{"tweet": "Dude literally tagged every popular Twitter page tryna get some nudes...it's not that real"} +{"tweet": "So happy this day is almost over\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "I literally have the most boring life."} +{"tweet": "It's going to be a longggg day"} +{"tweet": "How many \\errands\\\" do you think Katherine Heigel's husband randomly realizes he has to go on every day of his life?\""} +{"tweet": "@cydneyginterrr because we are hotties \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Can we just fast forward to January 15th already! Forget Christmas and New Years, they are irrelevant right now! \\u2708\\ufe0f\\u2600\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udfc4"} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when you wake up in the morning"} +{"tweet": "@presleyrainnn will you love Wyatt this week maybe?"} +{"tweet": "can i pls be Katniss"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34 I don't want to do today."} +{"tweet": "@RollTideFan05 auburn dude!"} +{"tweet": "@alibirdfeathers I told you, dig them from her bag"} +{"tweet": "@rosalarian it's kind of a powerful motivator (for me anyway) but it really needs to be framed positively"} +{"tweet": "Camp today..."} +{"tweet": "@lyndsay_jansson yeah they're grey! She was yelling at me and all I focused on was her contacts lmao"} +{"tweet": "my talents include eating my feelings, and.. eating my feelings #sothatsthat"} +{"tweet": "The fact that Jacob now has no phone <<<"} +{"tweet": "Not knowing is the worst feeling!"} +{"tweet": "\\Thul met with Fonterrat on the #ancient world of Kuar. They presumably made the exchange and went their separate ways--b\""} +{"tweet": "@derekreetz15 Anytime man!"} +{"tweet": "Loving you is exhausting"} +{"tweet": "Growing up is sad."} +{"tweet": "Who wants to come hangout and watch the Aggies take down the Tigers tonight?!"} +{"tweet": "Shiann stole my phone."} +{"tweet": "@jiLL_iLLy @nsalgado04 @christinamuraco love ya Jill your great you deserve a real honest hard workin man happy for you sister"} +{"tweet": "Dad get me the next flight to Houston we are going to see Andy and Mo pitch for the last time"} +{"tweet": "@Bigduke2208 you're the one that bitches out on my last night\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Im in the mood to watch some harry potter i know @natrowz would agree"} +{"tweet": "@October_Baby15 yes you are"} +{"tweet": "een it and the #Starhook."} +{"tweet": "AJ!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Tattooed_Ginge I know right"} +{"tweet": "i felt great this morning and now all of a sudden i feel like death, whyyy \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@WW1DUpdater YESSSSS"} +{"tweet": "Anything can happen if you take a chance"} +{"tweet": "I'm just gonna stay single for a while."} +{"tweet": "My bed is the best thing"} +{"tweet": "The sky >>> \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Thats where i come in."} +{"tweet": "Confused, helpless, & I don't know what to do. #justgreat"} +{"tweet": "Renting the hobbit...... Finally"} +{"tweet": "Love the people in my life! #happygirl #friends"} +{"tweet": "@TrevorCierzan I have to admit that I muted it sometimes yesterday when I watched a good 15 episodes straight"} +{"tweet": "Back to second shift I go today! Still, not ideal, but it's better than thirds!"} +{"tweet": "@devonkosa WELL NOW IM CRYING OK BYE"} +{"tweet": "Kinda deserve that one from talking about oomf to much. Fag \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Saint_Arnold I am drinking water :("} +{"tweet": "Actually get to know someone before you judge."} +{"tweet": "this may sound lame but after singing in front of the whole school I feel like I can do anything"} +{"tweet": "@Tessy_Baby02 is creeping hardcore right now \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@RashiydAshon i just love all Chicago teams except the sox :)"} +{"tweet": "@MikeSurles oh please mike"} +{"tweet": "I just joined the cracked iPhone team"} +{"tweet": "If Dakota Fanning didn't scream so much, \\War of the Worlds\\\" would be a lot more enjoyable to watch\""} +{"tweet": "When people see my room for the first time I get scared on what they're gonna say and if you've been in my room you know why"} +{"tweet": "@MaxSwell1003 @jmasselli95 @ayyzachs74 WHAT'S GOING ON"} +{"tweet": "@tweetybird2918 um wtf haha"} +{"tweet": "Get mad, tweet lol our generation"} +{"tweet": "@kiiidcodiii oh okay will do"} +{"tweet": "Hahahaha the situation @Stacie_McC always seems to get herself in!! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 maybe we need to change our story for a bit lol #creeper"} +{"tweet": "This guy is sick"} +{"tweet": "I just sent Julianna and old school kiss because I know she doesn't have iPhone \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@sammstephenson HERE'S THE DEAL"} +{"tweet": "Sprint why are you so ungodly awful"} +{"tweet": "@akleman88 that pisses me off!"} +{"tweet": "@MyronRicketson was awesome game and great atmosphere. Can't wait to do it again in hendo"} +{"tweet": "@ajonezzz your the best"} +{"tweet": "@vinzska no fairways as far as I know around here...next year maybe 2 glasses of wine before I touch the slimy thing!"} +{"tweet": "alivia and chelsea are being really big bullies today. #subtweet #kbye"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@DomiNATE11: Me and @KirBeamer25 making plans on plans for the summer!\\u201d EXECUTION is key ! Haha"} +{"tweet": "How about providing a small cup of water for the dancers when they get off the floor?"} +{"tweet": "@WillMuschamp I will personally pay you to stay the hell away from the university of Florida and go back to Texas."} +{"tweet": "Honestly, I don't even know what I would do without my best friend @taneshahansenn \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I can't get over than win."} +{"tweet": "@kayla_leigh21 haha...old people having fun!!!"} +{"tweet": "Jeffrey killed that kid"} +{"tweet": "No you pervs. My hand isn't full on in there."} +{"tweet": "All I'm saying is do you wanna lose it all?"} +{"tweet": "@rachworley got it! We'll make sure to play \\celebrate good times\\\" and the cha cha slide and such!\""} +{"tweet": "@nick_da_brick ?"} +{"tweet": "@jacnicrick I know!!! But that means my 2 tests are on Wednesday now lol"} +{"tweet": "When you still like someone who fucked you over <<<<<<<<<<<<"} +{"tweet": "Is randy sanders calling offensive plays for the #Raiders ?"} +{"tweet": "I'm driving to Scotland on Monday and I don't even know how to get there \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Just tell me what you want."} +{"tweet": "CDs never in the right cases"} +{"tweet": "@AshleyLuvsReba or... You could talk to me.. Or better yet play song pop with me!!"} +{"tweet": "Oh Monday, who invited you? I was enjoying my weekend thank you very much. #weekendliving #familytime"} +{"tweet": "@angie_smithh hahahah oh my god! Thats horrible!"} +{"tweet": "@tylergposey @dylanobrien @hollandroden I am so excited!It's such a great tv series, you never know whats going to happen in the next show!"} +{"tweet": "I'm so annoyed today."} +{"tweet": "I have the day off. I should go to Lake Erie and get all me shit!"} +{"tweet": "How can you say one thing and do another"} +{"tweet": "Almost got Tboned...nbd. sorry kara"} +{"tweet": "You're disgusting"} +{"tweet": "For playing 6 games in such a few nights I'm liking the conditioning of the Hawks. They look sharp. #Blackhawks"} +{"tweet": "i've seen 3 movies over the past 30 days. i usually don't watch 3 movies in a year."} +{"tweet": "@VictoriaH_17 I love you to babe."} +{"tweet": "Come up with your own tweets come on"} +{"tweet": "Bring your love baby I can bring my shame"} +{"tweet": "@steve_pierce fair enough admittedly I only saw the tail end of game 4, just don\\u2019t like what I\\u2019ve seen in games 3&5"} +{"tweet": "Don't scare me like that!! \\ud83d\\ude1f #IWorryTooMuch"} +{"tweet": "Such is life though I guess"} +{"tweet": "Great men are not born great. They grow great."} +{"tweet": "Pope quits and then the Vatican gets struck by lightening crazyness. #Dontpissoffgod"} +{"tweet": "#MLB13 is pretty sick of a game for real"} +{"tweet": "Bye bye."} +{"tweet": "I was molested at a young age by my own hands.\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude3f"} +{"tweet": "I can't believe that you were treated badly. Hahaha wow, the more you know."} +{"tweet": "@NebraskaBelle drunk?"} +{"tweet": "How much do I have to donate to the Garden of Dreams to get a victory tonight? I have a blank check here. #NYR"} +{"tweet": "The only thing separating me from coming home is Tuesday! #OneDayAndAWakeUp"} +{"tweet": "I've never seen so many Yankee fans in my life!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "I was made to keep your body warm But I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms"} +{"tweet": "Not sure what I would do with out diet dew. #savior"} +{"tweet": "IT'S ACTUALLY HIM!"} +{"tweet": "My toungs burning."} +{"tweet": "I'm in my bed, you're in yours, One of us is OBVIOUSLY in the wrong place."} +{"tweet": "@KandiceShavon don't make me come over there..."} +{"tweet": "Forever naptime"} +{"tweet": "@nbcagt #AGT I dare you to buzz these guys, judges! I double dog dare you!"} +{"tweet": "I'm watching the Hunger Games.. Where's @RanitaRae ?!"} +{"tweet": "@_hiyatw4t YOU'RE EXCELLENT YOU JUMPER"} +{"tweet": "@matt_colucci and you didn't take after your dad !?"} +{"tweet": "I am so full of food holy shit"} +{"tweet": "I am absolutely too tired... I cannot survive 6 hours of work tonight"} +{"tweet": "He looked urgently toward the skies and probed the Force in vain. He had been delivered from the mountain years before."} +{"tweet": "I hate thinking past 9pm"} +{"tweet": "@ZoeyyKarp thanks haha"} +{"tweet": "Officially not going to prom \\ud83d\\ude19 so much stress lifted off my shoulders"} +{"tweet": "IS WORKAHOLICS NOT ON NETFLIX ANYMORE ?!????!? @ders808"} +{"tweet": "Ok I'm in hell right now"} +{"tweet": "Like more than other kids have to buy, so don't tell me I don't know what responsibilities are.."} +{"tweet": "You Indians were so awesome, in oh so many ways."} +{"tweet": "@J_NiggNigg13 Everyone does"} +{"tweet": "My brother and I are at each other's throats today. Once of a will be bleeding before it's over with."} +{"tweet": "Cannot even watch a movie without LPSing it these days. Not even sorry about it. #teamlps"} +{"tweet": "#SecretBrave"} +{"tweet": "Watching twitter blow up is so funny."} +{"tweet": "When I need a healing I look up to the ceiling.. #blessed #thankful"} +{"tweet": "@haleszmans I'd be delighted! \\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "Is it me or did the crowd not give a huge welcome home pop for hogan #ImpactLive"} +{"tweet": "Pretty pissed right now .."} +{"tweet": "@amatthews4 I was gonna say your were just in gym haha"} +{"tweet": "Every time I look at my phone I fall in love. Zac Efron is my lock screen. \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0d\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I wish @ConorWJackson would quit school and come back to Harry's. #missyou"} +{"tweet": "wow I'm cold"} +{"tweet": "RIP Irene Gahagan<\\\\3 going to miss you great grandma :'("} +{"tweet": "@Gbabylover LUCKY."} +{"tweet": "Goodbye everyone..."} +{"tweet": "Secretly it's killin you inside"} +{"tweet": "I am going ham on Christmas decorations Saturday. Live tree, lights on the house maybe a santa on the roof! #jinglebells #snow"} +{"tweet": "@amber_lawrence @babyfacestifler so now I owe like $97 instead of having 1800 left over for books and stuff"} +{"tweet": "Sorry boys"} +{"tweet": "I want bdubs wings now"} +{"tweet": "@Vsnap not picking up sound when I record"} +{"tweet": "@curvykarenuk lovely"} +{"tweet": "@HalieHayes I miss my wife :'("} +{"tweet": "Is it Friday yet? I'm ready for wifi! \\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "@2Fresh4Haters whoopsy"} +{"tweet": "#Dedication"} +{"tweet": "I hate love shopping. I hate that all my moneys gone, when I'm done. \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@mitch_ballegeer what the fuck what bar?!"} +{"tweet": "@scacchoops must be the system. It changes people. Just ask Dex he'll tell you. Lol"} +{"tweet": "@BobbySteele410 lance is lost cause. #pussyforlife"} +{"tweet": "if you\\u2019re going to call me a bitch i need 5 reasons & examples in paragraph form & your name and date in the top right corner due friday"} +{"tweet": "Curled up in a blanket, watching shows while it snows outside. All I'm lacking is some hot chocolate and a cuddle buddy."} +{"tweet": "@stevensnyder95 fuck you he looks like the picture in the red hoodie"} +{"tweet": "I love all my bros, the rest of you can suck a dick swag swag"} +{"tweet": "Even when all I have to offer is myself"} +{"tweet": "@emaddy329 why are you not dancing anymore"} +{"tweet": "@RaynaCudi they can still tie it.."} +{"tweet": "I can't even take how itchy my skin is. \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "Football Sunday aka watching 3 seasons of Friday Night Lights \\ud83c\\udfc8\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Someone told me that I remind them of Mariah Carey. Not sure if I should feel complimented, or offended."} +{"tweet": "@twerkingondaddy what time do you work til"} +{"tweet": "@ohsnapEB Pulled an #AllNighter"} +{"tweet": "Remember in elementary school when you were the coolest kid around if you had that 64 set of crayola crayons"} +{"tweet": "I'm so bored someone please text me. I'm thirsty for attention. \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher dating just brings back so many memories from That 70s Show, love them together \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Some things will never be the same."} +{"tweet": "All I'm gonna do is just go on and do what I feel"} +{"tweet": "@mac_asp I was literally just about to tweet this #SoTrue"} +{"tweet": "Looks like crutches."} +{"tweet": "Aaaaaand the award for trying WAY too hard goes to Miley Cyrus. #GirlNeedsJesus"} +{"tweet": "I dip a whole can of snuff at one time GET AT ME"} +{"tweet": "@50ShadesOfTan why did I know that and you didn't?"} +{"tweet": "@pleadtheFIFF im touring the campus today!!"} +{"tweet": "I hate feeling this way.. #sick"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I'm in this alone."} +{"tweet": "@ColbyJohnston4 that's my lifestyle.... Everyday...."} +{"tweet": "HOLY FUCK IT'S COLD"} +{"tweet": "Jesus is my savior hbu"} +{"tweet": "@HuffPostRelig Poor by who's definition? Simply move the bar and you, too, could get government assistance."} +{"tweet": "Homework all day.... #abouttodie"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc0a never really talked to you before but I don't think you like me as a person haha.. But you seem funny and chill"} +{"tweet": "Just give me a goodbye so I know that it's over."} +{"tweet": "@StocktonJaime who are you???"} +{"tweet": "I have a headache and @lauraking0 isn't making it any better."} +{"tweet": "Tattoo tomorrow #cantWait"} +{"tweet": "@C_Knochers that was your 666th tweet #DemonFlaw"} +{"tweet": "Just took some Benadryl I will give it five minutes and I will be out"} +{"tweet": "@CrazyForHH how did you get to meet the band members!?"} +{"tweet": "There's nothing more valuable than the presents of GOD!!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "not in the fucking mood"} +{"tweet": "4 kills and 11 deaths but what they don't tell you is that I used a cross bow #owwoww"} +{"tweet": "Pancake house and on the beach all day is a great way to spend my time"} +{"tweet": "I literally crack myself up."} +{"tweet": "Unless you have no ambition and want to work fast food forever"} +{"tweet": "@RobBlahnik you got owned by @PatMcAfeeShow at least @PatMcAfeeShow made it big your just am arm chair player like the rest of us"} +{"tweet": "@nikeepips my 979th tweet goes out to Nikee, much hate"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "#imiss summer."} +{"tweet": "To pierce my ear or do homework....?"} +{"tweet": "I can't leave for class my phone has too many good songs."} +{"tweet": "Earliest I've been to sleep in awhile.. #goodnight"} +{"tweet": "@_sabbrinaa not fun"} +{"tweet": "possibly the stupidest person I've ever met ."} +{"tweet": "How is it possible that I've been going to the gym & I feel like I'm getting fat. I'm disgusted"} +{"tweet": "@Yankees #JoeyVotto"} +{"tweet": "I thought you were dating someone but you sure don't act like it."} +{"tweet": "I shouldn't be awake"} +{"tweet": "This is the second time I've lost my math study guide \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@MollyLysbeth @logwalk312 exactly what we do."} +{"tweet": "I'm white. But not \\mow a pattern into my lawn\\\" white.\""} +{"tweet": "Shogun! @whispahlee @ray_chasity1214"} +{"tweet": "Would do anything to relive last year and last summer. Best time of my life."} +{"tweet": "Fuckin faggot. Buccholz gotta be more careful for christ sake clay."} +{"tweet": "@mckenna_keaton fuck you mckenna. Ha"} +{"tweet": "I just want you to hug me tight. #SimpleAsThat"} +{"tweet": "I should be telling you all this in person just so you know, I want to let it all out on you.."} +{"tweet": "The fact that in a year i could legally go to a strip club lol... well then gross"} +{"tweet": "@HeatherJoWilson boobs.\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@TheWillBaldauf Finally good at something..."} +{"tweet": "I'll see Great Gatsby cuz of DiCaprio but the book was a POS. I have zero expectations. Gatsby is one of the worst fictional characters ever"} +{"tweet": "That run just kicked my butt"} +{"tweet": "I get way to many headaches"} +{"tweet": "@kenziepotzick @linczee @fluxandflovv tonight is about to be epic"} +{"tweet": "@Micah17Boggs got a point haha, maybe they should change the hashtag to #RandomTimeToSayILoveYou or something haha"} +{"tweet": "Poor college kid probs."} +{"tweet": "@drewcarson7 Free tix?"} +{"tweet": "@brbaugher1 See, I had it all planned out. It's dandy."} +{"tweet": "It's amazing how many crappy memories this town holds..."} +{"tweet": "@TapouTXT can't wait :)"} +{"tweet": "Nap?"} +{"tweet": "If I can't fall back asleep I might cry."} +{"tweet": "I just want to be with Dalton :((("} +{"tweet": "@gillianballl hey fuck I am not an alcoholic"} +{"tweet": "I mean, who else snowboards in Indiana and goes to Silver Creek?"} +{"tweet": "In another life, I would make you stay"} +{"tweet": "Gallaghers half price steak night.. bout to crush it @Jauggie21 @jackjones_05"} +{"tweet": "realizing how blind I actually am"} +{"tweet": "#Moneyball"} +{"tweet": "I don't even talk to you but if you're gunna bitch at something I do that doesn't concern you I'll give you a reason to bitch #stfu"} +{"tweet": "@K_marie_25 you're such a badass #yougogirl"} +{"tweet": "Here's a story about a girl named brittany #lyrictweet #imissbrittanyspears lol"} +{"tweet": "ugh I'm so not dressed for public"} +{"tweet": "Damn he's obsessed"} +{"tweet": "Just played Oops I did it again on the jukebox #noshame"} +{"tweet": "@rodeodance @kharyp that's one of the reasons they are canceling policies, and they do not want to comply with the new law."} +{"tweet": "Ikr \\@bella_donna242: Sigh....\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@authorJamie congrats. Top 100!! That's awesome!"} +{"tweet": "@ShitDan_Says hah more than once.. That game is still amazing.. They should make a repeat of the first with new rosters lol"} +{"tweet": "And the fact that Andrew retweeted Robs tweet makes me think he's also looking for boy.. My friends are going gay \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@GianaCittadino I already tried that"} +{"tweet": "New and exciting things in store for the fall semester! Who's excited?"} +{"tweet": "@KyleHolt10 you wish. I only did it because you treated me like shit. I'm so done with your crap ! \\ud83d\\udca9\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@alorakm Taylor isn't doing her job"} +{"tweet": "@AllieHolen @lysha_777 got his signature \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Weekends are gonna be mostly deaf until summer"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for story of my life video tomorrow it's going. To be awesome !!!!!!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@MessiahMARIAH after I pressed send I felt bad that it was even written! Im sorry! :("} +{"tweet": "@Leshow_goes_on yeah back in your prime"} +{"tweet": "Happens every year."} +{"tweet": "Wyatt just asked me how babies get in their moms' bellies. Leaving this one to Walt and Katara \\ud83d\\ude33 #curveball"} +{"tweet": "@jbear2014 @itsmacksmith SO AM I!"} +{"tweet": "@C_Carrington I need to go to the nurse for that burn"} +{"tweet": "Quick, someone makes a #fog joke!"} +{"tweet": "@kaylajeanlear oh it just bread crust haha"} +{"tweet": "Well @carolinepennell should have stayed. I tried as hard as I could to save her. \\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "I hattttte it when people don't reply to my snaps."} +{"tweet": "I want two things this weekend to be with my family and to get a deer while hunting #idbehappy"} +{"tweet": "So I think I just broke my pinky.."} +{"tweet": "The human voodoo doll on American Horror Story is awesome"} +{"tweet": "This is getting old.."} +{"tweet": "This whole poser winter in April thing needs to F off I'm effin cold."} +{"tweet": "@stevekrohn @linkedin @prolliedotcom @uxeeme Thanks again. I hate being in the dark! I have relied on trial & error way too much! Now am EOL"} +{"tweet": "The Harold song by Kesha never gets old"} +{"tweet": "Miley and @kdizzieee22 are made for each other! #CATSEVERYWHERE"} +{"tweet": "Good luck to all the kids from Office going to skills. You got this. :)"} +{"tweet": "hot cocoa soothes sore throats \\ud83d\\udc95\\u2615\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I was going to post something really funny that I thought of but I forget"} +{"tweet": "Great, a power outage right in the middle of Scooby Doo. Good thing I like to read, but I do love my Scooby."} +{"tweet": "@50_CENTrella haha only because she won with her friends. No one likes a snitch"} +{"tweet": "I love working on Saturdays... Just not this early. Feel free to talk to me. \\u263a\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "The feeling after a workout. #perfection \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "In way too much pain right now #help \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "Yes there is two paths that you can go by, but in the long run there's still time to change the road your on."} +{"tweet": "Nothing like a 3pm Paul Harvey disposition #mamasaid"} +{"tweet": "Nice to see @stevenshidla.. At a ski meet, bless your soul for coming to watch me \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "I'm always trying to be nice to people and cheer them up, but when I need it no ones there."} +{"tweet": "@savvvv1 why didn't I think of that \\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "Some people just need to make up their mind about things."} +{"tweet": "@BlakeDiamondd is a faggoooot."} +{"tweet": "I can't sleep; I lost my mood ring, so I'm not quite sure how I feel about this. #SarcasticTweet #WaysToMakeMeMad"} +{"tweet": "Straight tony hawking on the Nintendo 64 #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "Having a dream about someone you never met before, I am so confused #why #wierd"} +{"tweet": "WOW wish I was going to see bad grandpa tonight"} +{"tweet": "Losing control"} +{"tweet": "But the lion king makes me sad for real. Should I watch it!? Hmmm..."} +{"tweet": "@AshleyXO424 superwoman!"} +{"tweet": "Welp it's 4:42.. I should probably go to bed \\ud83d\\ude1e #InsomniaProbs"} +{"tweet": "At least Andrew is buying me ice cream."} +{"tweet": "@Go0d_vibes I want you two to \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc91"} +{"tweet": "Wednesday I get to visit where I may be spending the next four years of my life."} +{"tweet": "I'm booking myself a one way flight, I've got to see the color in your eyes."} +{"tweet": "Man I'd take a dually, then make that slut eat asphalt #baggedlife\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "'More of a sinner than a saint'"} +{"tweet": "Watching this American Ninja Warrior show is making me want to get back in freerunning & parkour again. I know what I'm doing tomorrow now."} +{"tweet": "Actually ready to be back in Boone, 2 more days..."} +{"tweet": "If there is no struggle, there is no progress"} +{"tweet": "That bed is comfy not gonna lie. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@jasonmarczak @zyoungs25 damn I even had abs back then"} +{"tweet": "Moes moes moes moes"} +{"tweet": "What a Monday. #typical"} +{"tweet": "Oh chicky @chickadeex514"} +{"tweet": "@eeramsey is so adorable. Oh my god\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@SurvivorJane anything wrong with the bmw?"} +{"tweet": "It's not about what you've done it's about what you're doing"} +{"tweet": "@InsaneIndia justin thinks dragons are real..."} +{"tweet": "@Jessicanne20 \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Friday needs to come faster"} +{"tweet": "@Luke42511 I was hoping you would suggest that \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "@whatimthinking I'll try to remember that at 5:30am when the alarm goes off."} +{"tweet": "Wow Andrew is being positive and nice????"} +{"tweet": "My dad looked at me reeeeal funny and asked if I was wearing fake eyelashes. Yes father, I always wear fake eyelashes at McDonald's. \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "It's like my body doesn't know how to sleep past 9am"} +{"tweet": "@kenzieguidace Well don't tell Lisa because I doubt nana has a clue I don't wanna risk it"} +{"tweet": "Got to love taking a call from a foreigner #Not"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for the Cavs vs Heat game on the 27th!!! @Jacob_Roemer15"} +{"tweet": "@calebahensley it's not always about getting something back. as long as you're true to yourself & others. that's all that matters."} +{"tweet": "@brown_halle I guess I thought that's what my mom said or she was talking about someone else moving"} +{"tweet": "If Boston survives this 5-3 this will be amazing"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know who you are anymore."} +{"tweet": "#oomf is about to get screamed at"} +{"tweet": "Not sure if I like being extremely busy or extremely slow. #iwannaleave"} +{"tweet": "Why do I put up with this"} +{"tweet": "My left eye has been twitching on a off all week!!! Who knows???!!!"} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna plan a weekend trip to snowshoe this winter!???!?!!"} +{"tweet": "If you fall asleep before I do tonight consider yourself unforgivable."} +{"tweet": "Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people.. If they care, they'll notice.. If they don't, you know where you stand\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "I saw his whole family last night\\ud83d\\ude02 #awkwardd"} +{"tweet": "Sheets run #yes #smoothies"} +{"tweet": "This always happens, I hate over thinking at night. \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@FaithLinsey shew I miss 8th"} +{"tweet": "@corajoflies never! OK I'll be waiting!"} +{"tweet": "Aaaaaaand were late again"} +{"tweet": "Work was crazy. I was also unaware that my job title changed to personal shopper tonight."} +{"tweet": "Hope everyone has fun at the away game....let's help Tri end their 4 year loosing streak \\ud83c\\udfc8 #wesuck"} +{"tweet": "maybe i should listen to cudi instead of this sappy music"} +{"tweet": "I like the way you French inhale. Do it again."} +{"tweet": "Cuddles with my best friend is the best time of day! @carlzbad007 \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Can we just fast forward right to the boys game tomorrow night \\ud83d\\udc4c\\u26bd\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I just want to eat everything \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when you wanna know how fast your car goes"} +{"tweet": "Please be over class"} +{"tweet": "@Muhhhhkenzie IF YOU SHOUT ME OUT ON INSTA I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND. YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS OFFER."} +{"tweet": "If anyone has an iPhone that they don't want, I'll buy it off of you. I can't even look at my screen without getting a headache."} +{"tweet": "When your Skype drops a call and you are suddenly greeted with one of the screams from @Money_Brothers Break Free and you literally jump :/"} +{"tweet": "Lets sail away & push our lives aside. \\ue054\\ue041\\ue444\\ue307\\ue43e"} +{"tweet": "@autumngalindoo it looked like its Anna a bunch if times lolol"} +{"tweet": "@teralex42 you're a clean slate!"} +{"tweet": "If you want to get fairy hot just be like me eat everything and have a high metabolism #fairynot"} +{"tweet": "Ribs for dinner and basketball later? Sounds good \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83c\\udfc0\\ud83c\\udfc0\\ud83c\\udfc0"} +{"tweet": "Daily sub"} +{"tweet": "Yes."} +{"tweet": "Why?"} +{"tweet": "@Liz_Kamppi @D0peDev_05 I'd love to see that \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "So you and your friends can come off anon and say it to me."} +{"tweet": "@TrulySafe yes it is."} +{"tweet": "Never able to sleep good when I'm not with you #thestruggle"} +{"tweet": "@Briliner10 we had so much fun tonight I love you!"} +{"tweet": "Only 2 more shifts at Firehouse...it's been a solid 7 months"} +{"tweet": "@dmk20_012 probably not on tinder."} +{"tweet": "Watching Smoky and the bandit(:"} +{"tweet": "And this headache has got to go"} +{"tweet": "I would like to get to know if i could be the kind of girl that you could be down for"} +{"tweet": "Omg my Bose remote has a jump button for the radio #coolasshit"} +{"tweet": "@MiaFaso you're welcome babe \\ud83d\\ude0b btw I LOVE your hair"} +{"tweet": "@brittchele MINE IS TOO. Has been all day. I just wanna through it across the room"} +{"tweet": "cuse game almost done then it's UFC time"} +{"tweet": "@OhMyNickJay I don't get how they cancelled their tour but are still comin to buffalo for kissmas bash I tweeted the radio station host & -"} +{"tweet": "Hand full of beans no chaser"} +{"tweet": "It sucks riding a moped in rain!"} +{"tweet": "lol I bought my mom the cutest mug for Christmas but I really want to keep it does that make me an Indian giver or just a terrible person"} +{"tweet": "@meganmarissaa wanna come to seabreeze with me the 30?"} +{"tweet": "@senji_jp @silvergest \\u6a2a\\u304b\\u3089\\u7b11\\u3063\\u305f\\uff57\\uff57\\uff57"} +{"tweet": "@Britton_Shea11 \\ud83d\\udcaa"} +{"tweet": "Love is patient, love is kind. I'm not crying on Sundays."} +{"tweet": "Forever needing emojis"} +{"tweet": "@TheRocketCo #systemsweek bundle looks good- but without a closer look at the docs in it- it's a lot of money for a vague description"} +{"tweet": "I wish life had a musical score."} +{"tweet": "Please list your favorite diet beverages in your tinder profile. Thank you."} +{"tweet": "@JedZiggler I would like to see Ted Cruz & Justin Amash ticket"} +{"tweet": "#freakingout"} +{"tweet": "You wish tiff"} +{"tweet": "IM SO OVER THE BULLSHIT"} +{"tweet": "Well several areeee...."} +{"tweet": "Hockey's back.."} +{"tweet": "having the worst day ever already\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "Brayden must have left his superman cape at the dry cleaners"} +{"tweet": "fangirling hardcore right now.."} +{"tweet": "I asked for a hot Turkey sandwich. My mom brings me Turkey on a piece of bread?"} +{"tweet": "@CallMoiBailey you got that right!"} +{"tweet": "@TeaganAshley you must watch football blindfolded! #gigem"} +{"tweet": "@TedTheDictator Blame Michigan's kicker...he stinks!"} +{"tweet": "Okay...time for work :("} +{"tweet": "1/6 of the way done"} +{"tweet": "My last retweet\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 I hate when girls do that lol"} +{"tweet": "Tolzien is really not playing that bad, everyone is just used to Aaron Rodgers competing every pass"} +{"tweet": "\\Forget about your friends, you know they\\u2019re gonna say we're bad for each other but we ain\\u2019t good for anyone else.\\\" \\u2764\\ufe0f Kenny\""} +{"tweet": "Onifc"} +{"tweet": "I love Shellac. It's been over a week and still no chip in my finger nail polish."} +{"tweet": "@ArielleLevesque I'm thinking about making separate account for my bachelor obsession...."} +{"tweet": "\\your eyes are so beautiful, but hold a lot of blocked out sadness & pain\\\" an old lady just told me this at work\\ud83d\\ude01\""} +{"tweet": "Just once I wish my expectations would align with reality"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc4c #successfulnight"} +{"tweet": "I wanna make a shopping trip to Syracuse so badddd!"} +{"tweet": "School all day work all night. #yay"} +{"tweet": "Just downloaded snap chat again, but it changed so much since last time!"} +{"tweet": "From now on Im going to @WhiteB0ySwag25 for all my guy advice"} +{"tweet": "Got some projects I need to do <<<"} +{"tweet": "Goats and cuddling"} +{"tweet": "Morgantown it is with the boys! #nightout #roadtrip"} +{"tweet": "This is a tumblr type of night"} +{"tweet": "Peeing"} +{"tweet": "@AuburnGent95 it'll be okay. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "You don't have to be there until 8:30 ."} +{"tweet": "If I had a backyard I would bury all my memories of you in it"} +{"tweet": "Slowest human on the planet award goes to @egray13"} +{"tweet": "Where were any of these jerks when Bush/Cheney were plotting their war crimes? With pom poms cheering the politicians. @joenbc"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes, I take a walk in the back of my mind"} +{"tweet": "If someone walks by you & their skin is all dark red w white lines from their bathing suit you automatically know they're a tourist #wontlie"} +{"tweet": "The air on my skin and the world under my toes"} +{"tweet": "@eatshitphilly75 who even are you?"} +{"tweet": "@AlexRodrego dude got any left?"} +{"tweet": "Sunday funday?"} +{"tweet": "Sorry gf for looking so ratchet rn"} +{"tweet": "I have the most awful dreams..."} +{"tweet": "Waking up to Bentley climbing in my bed hugging me is the sweetest thing,makes my day\\u2764\\n\\n#Perfectbaby!"} +{"tweet": "Wasn't thanksgiving last week ?"} +{"tweet": "You were doing so good. We were all so proud of you."} +{"tweet": "Way passed my bedtime. \\u270c Goodnight world."} +{"tweet": "#YouGetPointsIf my family loves you."} +{"tweet": "I'm too tired right now. \\ud83d\\ude1e Not looking forward to this drive to Huntington."} +{"tweet": "@Kelli_MI Morning Kelli"} +{"tweet": "It's finally sinking in...\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "My French teacher just called me poor..."} +{"tweet": "David I will seriously make you not be able to have kids If you stalk the shit out of me tonight #not in the mood for it"} +{"tweet": "lol @ @jewels4209 bc surrounded by African Americans like myself tonight & she doesn't know how to act. #butseriously"} +{"tweet": "@Nia_bang NO!!\\ud83d\\udc4a I TELL YOU WHAT TO DO NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND"} +{"tweet": "@_anch0rs_ what you make home made waffles"} +{"tweet": "Oh yo I'm watching Ted tho. \\ud83d\\udc3b"} +{"tweet": "@vannahhhleighh Well why haven't you?!? \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "This was bound to happen.."} +{"tweet": "I was gonna do my homework, but then I realized none of it is due until Thursday #thankyouPSAT"} +{"tweet": "@ELALUSA if you strike can I cancel my Tuesday ticket and make other plans?"} +{"tweet": "There are TWELVE black people In centennial right now. It's a miracle"} +{"tweet": "#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you don't talk to every damn girl around."} +{"tweet": "@ElizzzaCarrrey thanks!! \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I \\u2764 Snapchat."} +{"tweet": "If only college was like blue mountain state #WishfulThinking"} +{"tweet": "Lol if a bus hits 3 cars and almost flips obviously that's a sign!"} +{"tweet": "@ErikBerg56 @perrisoso if I would have fixed my tire today I would already be there..."} +{"tweet": "I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA"} +{"tweet": "@kuchiek fight me"} +{"tweet": "Sunday Funday in room 303"} +{"tweet": "Then I looked outside and it kicked in it was still nighttime. ..."} +{"tweet": "@vvincenzo Still a Seahawks fan? Hope you're doing well. #UAlbany"} +{"tweet": "Bitch i know you didnt just subtweet"} +{"tweet": "@cassie_cione I was going to work there but I ended up not being able too"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure Trevor is the only human being that can find me even remotely attractive especially after the fact I slept on him, and snore \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "I'm literally dying laughing at what devins saying in her sleep right now hahahahaha"} +{"tweet": "@ppvagina no I really am"} +{"tweet": "Wish I could go to the game... \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "So everyone drives around southington in their mustangs and I'm just sitting here driving in a dodge \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@ChristiShanahan @twasylenko6 yes you do. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Poor Atlas. I don't think either one of us got much sleep last night"} +{"tweet": "live your life you only get one"} +{"tweet": "What a great Christmas dinner and day this turned out to be.... Not."} +{"tweet": "I'm so stuffed. But I make too good of food to stop. #QualityHouseWifeMaterial"} +{"tweet": "The snow storm got me stuck at my boyfriends house for the night. Now I have to deal with him being hyper in the morning.. #letmesleep"} +{"tweet": "The shit hunter moore has people do xD"} +{"tweet": "I have absolutely no one. I just need to talk."} +{"tweet": "And with that, I'm going back to sleep. Also I need to tell a dude a work with because he'll be excited!!"} +{"tweet": "goodnight to all of my beautiful social media addicts. <3"} +{"tweet": "@maddymrc How's Wisconsin feeling?"} +{"tweet": "Liar.. #imnotstupid ."} +{"tweet": "After @frannayyyyy had confided in me that she has never seen ANY of the fast and furious movies, I must question our friendship... \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Run before pool...or not.......one hour to decide"} +{"tweet": "@haalleezz I read this as nipples on accident"} +{"tweet": "Reading quizzes will be the death of me"} +{"tweet": "Spending an entire day with @_BeeLoww \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2764 >>>>>"} +{"tweet": "Seems like whenever I tell someone something, they try to one up me. What the hell."} +{"tweet": "I feel so betrayed by both you. Ill never true you again."} +{"tweet": "@Mdons23 @MAZGOOPAH are you there god it's me Margaret"} +{"tweet": "I want a little puppy or kitten so bad \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Tswift >>>"} +{"tweet": "Is @AmanderzPanderz considered a goddess.\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I need to stop eating at night. I think that is the reasoning for me getting fat."} +{"tweet": "Family is everything. Don't ever forget that."} +{"tweet": "If God has a specific person chosen for us to marry, what happens if we choose the wrong person?"} +{"tweet": "I've been eating all day and I'm starving whats for dinner?? \\ud83c\\udf74"} +{"tweet": "Late night phone calls >>"} +{"tweet": "Food >> \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Thanks to my mother, for making me love all dance music from the day you played it"} +{"tweet": "as of right now i will not will attending school again tomorrow !"} +{"tweet": "More than ready for this week to be over !!!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Glad to find out from other people that I had alcohol poisoning? Weird I cut my esophagus."} +{"tweet": "That Lincoln drama though <<< PG is the place to be. Anywhere but there!! \\u270c\\u270c\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "S/O to @EmilyCarpino5 for being the most beautiful ginger I know. :))"} +{"tweet": "@WhoaBRadical you better"} +{"tweet": "Yay for crying in front of your boss."} +{"tweet": "My day so far has consisted of Forza and I'm completely okay with letting the rest of the day consist of Forza."} +{"tweet": "I'm so bored."} +{"tweet": "This game is for you Daddy"} +{"tweet": "\\10,000 promises, 10,000 ways to loose\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "#ExitSandman #legend"} +{"tweet": "And chocolate milk \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@Lbyoung_tucold what's the fav? & the websites on my information on the page."} +{"tweet": "No orientation for me because my driveway is a sheet of ice. \\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "See I'm way behind on the episodes of the walking dead because I have only watched what's on Netflix"} +{"tweet": "@TheMattEspinosa please"} +{"tweet": "the amount of fuzzy socks i buy is out of control"} +{"tweet": "Honestly I thought you we're so different. But actually I'm happy knowing you're not who I thought you we're. So thanks for making it easy."} +{"tweet": "Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology that you never got."} +{"tweet": "\\u2615"} +{"tweet": "Just watched red carpet show for the Golden Globes with my dad. He was critiquing dresses and everything. Best dad ever! #GoldenGlobes"} +{"tweet": "@JShaver25 I think I was born that way"} +{"tweet": "School becomes more upsetting everyday dealing w the idiots there."} +{"tweet": "I have over 10,000 photos on my Mac from my iPhone alone. \\n\\nMy name is Shelby Heisler & I'm a photography addict."} +{"tweet": "Football isn't everything."} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure I have dead arm. Someone give me a massage."} +{"tweet": "Shush girl shut your lips bc I hate you"} +{"tweet": "@Juice_Lemons I always knew one day I'd take down rear"} +{"tweet": "Coming home sore as I am now tells me I hit hard today"} +{"tweet": "Happy Friday the 13th !"} +{"tweet": "@TravisLassiter @joeluneke if you only knew"} +{"tweet": "@MConoscuito28 you should have went on the bus!"} +{"tweet": "@MichelleC_h suck it easy."} +{"tweet": "@Apollo_TheGreat is too fuckin nice, and call it quits is in my top 5 favorite beats ever... NJ will always ride with apollo #NASA #togood"} +{"tweet": "@DCMyers10 @taylindsey nice seein' ya lately Dev."} +{"tweet": "@LexGadawskii I'm telling you the truth !"} +{"tweet": "Fake fake fake. \\ud83d\\udc4f #getout"} +{"tweet": "I miss my box."} +{"tweet": "Just told my dad I've been to a strip club. Sorry daddy-oh \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc6f"} +{"tweet": "Haven't seen any tweets about it being hump day. HA!"} +{"tweet": "So totally eating fries with gravy right now...yum"} +{"tweet": "My allergies are so bad I feel like killing myself. I'm goin insane."} +{"tweet": "Se7en is one of my most favorite movies. Never gets old."} +{"tweet": "One week one week one week one week til Jody's in Boston"} +{"tweet": "You can't treat people like crap and expect them to love you"} +{"tweet": "@TylerKresser fuck you"} +{"tweet": "@CLJB haha, you're welcome indeed..."} +{"tweet": "I forgot bout that !!"} +{"tweet": "I seriously want/need to stop swearing. Time to be c14ssy\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "It's wedding season! Time for me to pull out my repetoire of Wedding Crashers quotes. Always appropriate"} +{"tweet": "@KellanArianna hope you are ok. If you need anything i'm here for you."} +{"tweet": "#ImSoTiredOf Bitches who create drama. Stfu. Nobody cares. #forreal"} +{"tweet": "@WillowGalvan thanks gorgeous. \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Tattoos are so sexy. Like I really just love tattoos. If you're a girl and you have tattoos you're 10% more attractive"} +{"tweet": "Anyone selling a 4s in good condition? \\ud83d\\ude11 I broke Ryan's phone..."} +{"tweet": "@eliissseeee why do you think I worked dairy. Naps in the cooler"} +{"tweet": "I'm a donor since last week. Only because a lost friend inspired me by saving three lives."} +{"tweet": "Mom woke Kris up to tell him the roads might be slippery . He has a 3 mile drive . She failed to even tell me and I have a 20 mile drive ."} +{"tweet": "@ChristienH23 @bridges_tanner what's that game called?"} +{"tweet": "My utmost respect goes out to all family members and friends of those who lost their lives 12 years ago today. #GodBlessAmerica #NeverForget"} +{"tweet": "so glad it's Friday and can't wait to see @britt_terrazas tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "So not stoked for Katy Perry. #VMAs"} +{"tweet": "@edenadrianna or last year. or anytime besides game 6 of the 2011 World Series."} +{"tweet": "My prediction is that 90% of girls are going to be dressed up today. Lol @ all of u"} +{"tweet": "should have you all my hours when I had the chance \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@dizom300 where ?"} +{"tweet": "Getting to lift with @NathanMcGregor7 today... It's been since hs\\n#glorydays"} +{"tweet": "An tonight when my blood turns to alcohol ill probs go to ur house but ill probs regret that shit to"} +{"tweet": "Avoided being thrown in the pool till the last half hour of work. On the plus side I got cooled down. #guccigobbler #sundayfunday"} +{"tweet": "@KayKGUNArizona haha.....Deer Lodge, not Red Lodge."} +{"tweet": "It's Mandy's bday! #big15 #yeah"} +{"tweet": "She Sexy Lolol<3"} +{"tweet": "@fynralyl @psynister flatbread pizza sounds delicious!"} +{"tweet": "@CarmenT797 tony wants too"} +{"tweet": "Putting stories together brings so much joy #hehehe"} +{"tweet": "@BRAjonesLEY nice"} +{"tweet": "@fedora_outlier Thanks!"} +{"tweet": "I woke up in time to eat breakfast AND pack lunch much adulthood."} +{"tweet": "@Hxc666bratty the red chord is better than most hardcore bands"} +{"tweet": "@Emilou_Regier please do!"} +{"tweet": "Daaaa hell"} +{"tweet": "@teddd13 the boy in the stripped pajamas"} +{"tweet": "@verooonicaa I was just thinking the same thing! Haha #proud"} +{"tweet": "Maddens 25th. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Some shaky refereeing to say the least in this game"} +{"tweet": "I love how you actually just tried to make me feel bad. Cuz I'm definitely in the wrong... #boysaredumb #loling"} +{"tweet": "@NardInThePaint @NigelRGernhard @kicky0urpunches are we all bffs?"} +{"tweet": "@RogersAvery @C_RayDieterlen yes we are lol"} +{"tweet": "& I'm done. You can throw that word around with someone else,"} +{"tweet": "It's another fantastic morning to be alive. Celebrate it. Be happy. #DominateTheDay"} +{"tweet": "Scott foster is the biggest case of little wee wee syndrome on the planet."} +{"tweet": "This girl is so ready for #TheWalkingDead season finale!! Ready to #fighttheliving baby ;)"} +{"tweet": "I wake up at @sarah_hoef's house home alone more than I do at my own house"} +{"tweet": "I hate going to bed upset because then I wake up upset \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "#criminalminds"} +{"tweet": "I don't miss Ft. Leonard Wood but I do miss my battle buddies #Soldiers"} +{"tweet": "Im hell on wheels because I dont wear heels."} +{"tweet": "And it's not even over."} +{"tweet": "Bonfire at burke's tonight"} +{"tweet": "@JacobGroll I didn't one if those wave/ slash ur not looking so I'll grab my head thing"} +{"tweet": "@Christian_856 7 in the morning haha i watched the third heat"} +{"tweet": "How has it taken this long to find you?.."} +{"tweet": "Such a bad day.\\ud83d\\ude13 #stressed"} +{"tweet": "@NeilaKudla @lindssowles come over ASAP"} +{"tweet": "You're dumb."} +{"tweet": "They're delicious"} +{"tweet": "@saraglomski that's my favorite movie"} +{"tweet": "Is anyone else having trouble logging in to Christian Mingle? #ThisAlwaysHappens"} +{"tweet": "I'm just trying for some Mac and cheese and beer. All I want."} +{"tweet": "i went to sleep a convict, i woke up a legend"} +{"tweet": "Lord, I only pray that he's Christian and Country"} +{"tweet": "we're all tweeting them both like any of them care or are gunna respond ... lol"} +{"tweet": ".............5 hours later and my car is still stuck in mud................................"} +{"tweet": "@Free_Riv It's the truth dood"} +{"tweet": "Dying the underneath of my hair red \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01 #Nervous"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna lose it soon"} +{"tweet": "@ColegroveTyler probably #goodidea"} +{"tweet": "I wake up and go to sleep on twitter."} +{"tweet": "You did nothing right today so don't expect me to tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "@venessadondiego lol so am I"} +{"tweet": "awake and not tired"} +{"tweet": "Miley, why do you have a cat singing your song..?\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "Brown bag is tasty af"} +{"tweet": "@trevorpatrickk miss you bro. We gotta hangout soon."} +{"tweet": "There's no such thing as wild enough"} +{"tweet": "@brandondberry ME ME ME ME ME! I DO! PICK ME!"} +{"tweet": "@bognasty05 I'm down"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udca9"} +{"tweet": "So I have found out that friends is one of the best shows of all time."} +{"tweet": "poor Paul"} +{"tweet": "@BrownsGuides Thanks for connecting with @RuthiesRoutes"} +{"tweet": "@_JordanLloyd_ @humps92 did you eat it"} +{"tweet": "As soon as Christmas comes around I WILL have a MAC computer! \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Well...."} +{"tweet": "warped tour was fun. <3"} +{"tweet": "FOR MURICA. \\ud83c\\uddfa\\ud83c\\uddf8\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@Brian_1_Kelly all Ohio was like 90 to like high 60s or low 70s and king James won by like 40"} +{"tweet": "I'm over everyone"} +{"tweet": "SOB STORY"} +{"tweet": "@kelcolls no happy bday no merry Christmas and no happy New Years but now this ! #slut :)"} +{"tweet": "Kids in the bed nuf said\\ud83d\\udca4\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "The past 8 months I have learned so much about myself . To always trust in god and that everything happens for a reason"} +{"tweet": "Watching Across The Universe was an excellent choice. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@Loganhein let's not get carried away.."} +{"tweet": "I'm just constantly hungry tonight I don't get it"} +{"tweet": "#InComingFreshmanAdvice don't bring Vicodin to school. Someone will rat on you & you will get suspended for 2 months."} +{"tweet": "@tyhargis I want Te'o to play lights out, but still want Nama to win. Reid is encouraging with saying #1 doesn't have to be a QB"} +{"tweet": "@T_Mooluh well, I don't haha"} +{"tweet": "Just deleted him and his family off of Facebook and their numbers. This is how I'll forget about you, if I pretend you don't exist."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@MaryMcDonnell10 you still here with us?"} +{"tweet": "@donald_faison remember the titans is on. Are you still THE running back y'all?"} +{"tweet": "I guess ill drink you away."} +{"tweet": "@KyleKeatts6 Ahh. #jealous"} +{"tweet": "I do it anyway"} +{"tweet": "@ang5kids love you teacher"} +{"tweet": "@_AhhhYouLoveMe_ nothing at all"} +{"tweet": "@jamieconnell92 HOW it makes sense to me like it shows theyre w you for you not for you physically an maybe physically attracted to others"} +{"tweet": "@TommyIsCreepy but u can only do Miranda in 3 if you've romanced her in 2"} +{"tweet": "No one cares how high u get they just care if u share"} +{"tweet": "First time at wsu where I have a working clock in my classroom"} +{"tweet": "geez ,why do you care so much"} +{"tweet": "Fuck math"} +{"tweet": "My music, blanket, and the smell of roses in my room right now >>>>"} +{"tweet": "I miss crack head Chrissy \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "You're hair looks like shit #subtweet"} +{"tweet": "What you just said is completely invalid because the best choice you could have made out of all the guys was me, not him"} +{"tweet": "Give me one more night"} +{"tweet": "@t_hawk24 just because lol"} +{"tweet": "@RavenNewton2 Everyone knows what you are!! You can't just stop being a whore. Once your a whore that sticks."} +{"tweet": "Brb killing myself"} +{"tweet": "my math midterm grade is going to be hilarious."} +{"tweet": "We're losing to the bills right now..."} +{"tweet": "@universallydumb they help create facial expressions and without eyebrows people look real fuckin weird lemme tell you"} +{"tweet": "@ericakeller2 @BrrrookeMostowy @SharonKaska thanks!!"} +{"tweet": "Coming home to find my moms gone for the night is probably one of the most exciting things ever"} +{"tweet": "@Savannah_0218 ha ha"} +{"tweet": "@JEfor3 jeez sorry I didn't get technical with it"} +{"tweet": "New iOS 7...you either love it or hate it...there is no in between."} +{"tweet": "A lot of intoxicated peeps"} +{"tweet": "i will drink the fuck out of cool blue gatorade tho"} +{"tweet": "@TrippyCubling surfing just doesn't seem so appealing in this weather haha"} +{"tweet": "Waking up with an egg in your forehead and remember you and @danidonahue bumped heads.... #ow"} +{"tweet": "I love cracking my knuckles"} +{"tweet": "@babekitee WHAT?! hell yes that means were hanging all the time right?!"} +{"tweet": "I'll never be his favorite friend but at least I tried"} +{"tweet": "I wish I would hit the jackpot"} +{"tweet": "@LHPRJB35 good luck down there!"} +{"tweet": "Always interesting being in VIP listening to insanely wealthy people talk"} +{"tweet": "Unc and holy cross"} +{"tweet": "I honestly think that my dad couldn't get any worse"} +{"tweet": "@LawsonWishard you watch your mouth when you talk to me"} +{"tweet": "Yeah bye"} +{"tweet": "@ChopKingg hahahahahaha it's dark in there, I went in there....it's dark hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "Friends don't do that."} +{"tweet": "At least I got subway & chocolate covered strawberries. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "Like 90% of my problems are just scenarios made up in my head and it's frustrating! \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@_TWC3_ can't mom said"} +{"tweet": "@KidAngelXO um me and like three other people"} +{"tweet": "WHOLY beautiful truck I just seen #neckbreaker"} +{"tweet": "@HunterHMakesMe awww!!!! :( that sucks!!! I didn't think I'd like my cat....but she's my favorite xD"} +{"tweet": "@Patriot_Merica emergency is the most expensive and inefficient. Do some homework nutjob"} +{"tweet": "Two weeks until I go go the Braves game! #pumped \\u26be\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "If i didn't have work today there would be no way that I would be at school right now"} +{"tweet": "@DoLeeWolf15 hope you sat on the winning side\\ud83d\\ude01, glad to see you tonight"} +{"tweet": "Family Guy predicted marathon bombing"} +{"tweet": "The fact that you lied straight to my face shows how little I mean to you. #fakeass"} +{"tweet": "@OmarBizzyNajjar go listen to you don't want these problems he goes hard in his verse"} +{"tweet": "Someone new text me 804-514-3787 I need new people to talk too"} +{"tweet": "H2O #Wale on point right now"} +{"tweet": "Twin date for #CatchingFire \\ud83d\\udc6b\\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "You know what it is when I finally make it home\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@TaonaElchi that's ok. Bacon doesn't count. And I'm not much into 5 o'clock shadow. Either full beard or nothing at all. Your choice........"} +{"tweet": "Our appetizer should have been here by now. I'm fucking starving."} +{"tweet": "Hockey time! #StanleyCup"} +{"tweet": "@kamxox98 probably not, horn dog"} +{"tweet": "I am in sweats from head to do, with uggs on and still freezing... please let me turn on the heat \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@Lessonien_Us Fuck the heat"} +{"tweet": "@2AMInThePM57 @etriplett1 @meg4nnnn no my crazy cousin and her friend lol"} +{"tweet": "Thank you @ibccorbin Had a blast preaching the word of God. And what a response!"} +{"tweet": "Jesus is truly the best thing that ever happened to me! I can't express enough gratitude for ALL that he's done and is doing for me!"} +{"tweet": "&& bacon. #bacon"} +{"tweet": "Harlem globetrotter nights #AddaWordRuinaMovie"} +{"tweet": "My tweets aren't even lyrics haha"} +{"tweet": "Plan Test tomorrow\\ud83d\\ude12 = sweats\\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "Cuddling after work>>>"} +{"tweet": "\\@GingerProblems: Having at least 50 nicknames all having to do with how ginger you are. #GingerProblems\\\" cinnamon, red, red head...\""} +{"tweet": "Norman Reedus is a badass"} +{"tweet": "@the_evil_bread or we could be Mrs. O'Quinn and have none."} +{"tweet": "Killing Kennedy was amazing, now let's hope the Cowboys can come back"} +{"tweet": "@Ydolon Those glow in the dark keys are the sexiness. Plus I need that \\Oh Shit\\\" button.\""} +{"tweet": "@haileemaddox not having food, reason to cry, hair not working reason to wear a hat and say fuck it. LoL"} +{"tweet": "Dammit."} +{"tweet": "@thebaileybrady why aren't we cuddling"} +{"tweet": "I lost the foreigner."} +{"tweet": "@billmaher Everyone should have everything - the Nanny State!! Does that sound like socialism or communism ??"} +{"tweet": "I feel like a big noodle"} +{"tweet": "5 days until life on lake Max for the summer, again."} +{"tweet": "@Jrproaps Do it, you wont. #NoBalls"} +{"tweet": "PICK ME"} +{"tweet": "3 pong tables enough?"} +{"tweet": "Wander who that was about lmao"} +{"tweet": "@EveryGotDamnDre love you \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Why can't I just be cuddle up to my baby? \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I really enjoy youtubers and movies"} +{"tweet": "Just want to know what is going to happen"} +{"tweet": "I take such good care of them."} +{"tweet": "The question of the day. How far do you want this business to go? Her goal? To have me in my own shop in 2 yrs. I love my friend's drive"} +{"tweet": "@JennaMariie_ in your case the whole\\ud83c\\udf33\\ud83c\\udf32\\ud83c\\udf34"} +{"tweet": "We fight like a married couple but haven't been together in years"} +{"tweet": "@EricBlackerby I'm so fucking mad right now.....tell her she's very welcome"} +{"tweet": "@alexis_thome missed you so much lover!! I'm so happy we got to catch up :)"} +{"tweet": "Well scary Mary is defiantly not a morning person.. \\ud83d\\ude02 @MaryGannaway1"} +{"tweet": "I \\ud83c\\udf69 like you."} +{"tweet": "Guy:YO NOAH!!!YOU WANT THIS STATIC!!!! Me: no sir I like my T.V. Just the way it is thank you."} +{"tweet": "That moment where you are not even in the general area of fucking around anymore"} +{"tweet": "@magee333 @CLETalkingHeads soccer maybe? Not sure lol"} +{"tweet": "@azns4lyfe heyooo chillin now but I was working"} +{"tweet": "@JohnStud72 were the ultimate nachos good?....."} +{"tweet": "@jericakamin I decided not to. And do 3/4th alc. 1/4 chase oops"} +{"tweet": "I'm such an asshole, I'm apologize to anybody I've ever talked to"} +{"tweet": "@EvaN_Winters mac miller, vince staples and chance the rapper coming to noethern lights this summer"} +{"tweet": "Everything can change in a blink of an eye.."} +{"tweet": "@JaiFerrick congrats, boo!"} +{"tweet": "Sucking up will get you no where #ugh"} +{"tweet": "Only God could love you more"} +{"tweet": "@AutumnDawneB @gage_grimes For real, Autumn, kick his ass!!"} +{"tweet": "Steven can be such a dick :-)"} +{"tweet": "It's Sunday morning, I didn't go out drinking last night and I got a 1045 tee time. Time to get my Tiger on!!"} +{"tweet": "I think I'm dumping David for @OrcuttJon"} +{"tweet": "@Hillz_Koby yes please!!!"} +{"tweet": "Idk what to do"} +{"tweet": "They are so dumb"} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when your room mate brings home a Greek."} +{"tweet": "@Like_Mice lol this nigga"} +{"tweet": "#WeBrokeUpBecause we had been re-watching the Blu Ray disk way too much. That chubby asian kid is adorable! Adventure is out there!"} +{"tweet": "Can't get out of bed. Need coffee stat."} +{"tweet": "Let the fantasy battles begin"} +{"tweet": "Feel free to help me out a little though #tired #helpagirlout"} +{"tweet": "I'm so ready for tonight."} +{"tweet": "Good day. Goodbye."} +{"tweet": "@elv_laneV @HeyItsSuzanna #merica"} +{"tweet": "It's so cold it's painful"} +{"tweet": "....and my dog likes Johnny Cash...."} +{"tweet": "True friends is my final wish ."} +{"tweet": "@YoungMoneyEnt1_: Sorry For The Wait"} +{"tweet": "I have @RyanRyanberger6's shoes and ill wear them everyday til he free #FreeRyRy"} +{"tweet": "I don't think I'll ever stop wanting more Nikes #loveshoes"} +{"tweet": "Oh & the random pictures.. So great"} +{"tweet": "@betrickyalways hahahah betchhh"} +{"tweet": "@KGermann14 I know \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@amandafrank5 Amanda #watchit"} +{"tweet": "Everything that @SKendra1992 has had bad to say... I've had a positive to come back for. \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "ok dad\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@2Tilly3 a year and 2 months haha"} +{"tweet": "@JLillis11 is that a stripper?"} +{"tweet": "@_rach14_ I will personally kick your ass if it does \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Hahah I touch the as and my car goes siiiiideways in the snow #rwd"} +{"tweet": "\\All I'm saying is, that I saw that.... there's no point to this. But, I just wanted to let you know that I saw it\\\" @alynchh\""} +{"tweet": "Tonight was well. Interesting, but fun! Not something in a million years would I have seen myself doing but I had a good time."} +{"tweet": "@Honcho_ I'm going to become a polyandry so I can marry all my buds"} +{"tweet": "Night twitter."} +{"tweet": "I won't date for the sake of dating. If I date, it's for the long term, with someone I can see walking down the aisle with."} +{"tweet": "Getting ditched twice in one week by the same person. <<<< #ImDone"} +{"tweet": "Hello 3rd overall pick. #JAGS"} +{"tweet": "I hope I'm not missing anything today..."} +{"tweet": "*Ravens \\u201c@WonTWAN_Soup: Pats V.S. Niners in the Super Bowl.\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "@laurencreason if only we could switch to the other copy & back whenever we wanted."} +{"tweet": "@JDawgTooSwog god bless you looked like a rapest when we were in middle school too \\ue412\\ue412\\ue412"} +{"tweet": "I swear if my dad bails on me, i'm gonna murder him."} +{"tweet": "@AugustusThe3rd @RazorbackZJ it's full of mystery and it's the only show besides Sons of Anarchy that I keep up with."} +{"tweet": "Home computer go splat."} +{"tweet": "It's so much easier going to the gym when I can walk there in a few minutes."} +{"tweet": "feel like I got hit by a bus"} +{"tweet": "Ok well now that everyone loves Ben Howard...."} +{"tweet": "@CodyJournell Nope, I'll still call you that guy who missed 2 FGs and an XP."} +{"tweet": "Can you imagine finding someone who stays"} +{"tweet": "You are so sexy oh my god \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@fearLYSS__ @sabins11 @MostLargeDome thanks!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm ready for bed"} +{"tweet": "Hahaha r/music has Sleepyhead by Passion Pit as one of the top posts for the day"} +{"tweet": "@TaylorMaida3 that's what I thought haha"} +{"tweet": "@AvanzatoTeresa okay \\ud83d\\ude0a thanks."} +{"tweet": "@anna_bonavita gosh you're too cute"} +{"tweet": "@taylormareches like chicken sandwiches at Wendy's"} +{"tweet": "Unreal"} +{"tweet": "Being single just makes sense for me, because I get a little attention from a lot of guys instead of a mild to moderate amount from one"} +{"tweet": "She said that a man that can dance could possibly get down witht the tool in his pants. #wobblebaby"} +{"tweet": "XboxOne. You know it's the third iteration? #XboxReveal"} +{"tweet": "Wait Lexie and Kristen are going to East.."} +{"tweet": "@noody_SPN You're welcome and thanks!"} +{"tweet": "I had a dream last night that I was extremely pregnant \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Might hit the liquor stoe on lunch."} +{"tweet": "@_MissBarrett @taymmxD Sometimes when I'm on twitter and I tweet both of y'all I forget I'm not on group message. Sorry world."} +{"tweet": "@hpoole716 Kinsley is coming over."} +{"tweet": "@IsabellahKnarr I'll be home in 8 hourssss."} +{"tweet": "I think this is WVU's year."} +{"tweet": "Web hosting from \\u00a350 per year!"} +{"tweet": "@StillsEmily why are you even talking right now"} +{"tweet": "@MaLeeSparks @caitlynn_02 I stalked you last night. I think I know \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "#GoTime at Faith Chapel Baptist Church. Time to worship!!!"} +{"tweet": "@MusefulBuckles can tell they brought out their best for this slugfest."} +{"tweet": "@jacklynnkb I will. I love you."} +{"tweet": "@km_sparks #SorryNotSorry"} +{"tweet": "Hard to move on when youll always regret one."} +{"tweet": "On my way to the fights \\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "So excited cooper bought his dads truck today #sonice"} +{"tweet": "Bitches talk more than dudes these days."} +{"tweet": "@_CORY___ fag"} +{"tweet": "Felt good to work again \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@CesarJaimes3 thank you!!!\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "AW IM CRYIN HER MOM GAVE HER THE AWARD"} +{"tweet": "Decisions decisions"} +{"tweet": "LIGHTENING JUST STRUCK THE STREET RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE OH SHIT"} +{"tweet": "One flew over the cuckoo's nest = nicholson at his finest"} +{"tweet": "@StefanieReed snowball stand"} +{"tweet": "@jackmalka24 you better watch every move you make"} +{"tweet": "I wanna do bad things with you ;) #trueblood"} +{"tweet": "@tapjazzclog he says he has been waiting for the year when one if his girls get to Dance to it. lol"} +{"tweet": "Kicking it and listening to the good 2010 music"} +{"tweet": "Enjoy not having Friday classes, assholes."} +{"tweet": "@stephen_pavey haha you want a princess valentine??? \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "what kinda dad are you, your not a dad your a peice of shit"} +{"tweet": "You're annoying stfu\\u270b"} +{"tweet": "But boys usually aren't"} +{"tweet": "Time to make some moneyyy"} +{"tweet": "Getting in bed, shutting off the light, and realizing you left your laptop charging. So now there's an bright LED shining right at you. #\\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "Oz in 3D was pretty sick."} +{"tweet": "Hank this is why we pay you time to end this losing streak #Eh"} +{"tweet": "Unless you have a vagina I will not fuck you."} +{"tweet": "I feel like shit"} +{"tweet": "Painkiller just made my night I love that song"} +{"tweet": "Work today sucks:("} +{"tweet": "I hate myself"} +{"tweet": "@mbunner23 ok"} +{"tweet": "i wish i could sit there and talk out loud and make myself crack up!! @Corey_Bondo"} +{"tweet": "Can't sleep, hate not having that someone to cuddle with at night."} +{"tweet": "My homework is due at midnight? You could have at least took me out to dinner first man"} +{"tweet": "Ugh that's it I give on trying to sleep it's not working"} +{"tweet": "Seriously I need to make money FAST. HOW"} +{"tweet": "Waking up next to her >>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@LandonHedstrom @tijahtate24 we could even mix it up with some little trolli octopus's."} +{"tweet": "@Katiee_Harper2 Haha..."} +{"tweet": "#PeopleAtMySchool are kind of fucking stupid."} +{"tweet": "I just want to go home."} +{"tweet": "Either working shopping sleeping or with Trevor"} +{"tweet": "Well I get to write a whole paper today I've been putting off for over 3 weeks so there's that"} +{"tweet": "@kitttttykatttty DEPRESSION"} +{"tweet": "I saw a old bitch with spandex yoga pants. \\ud83d\\ude16 #saggybutthole #uhhh"} +{"tweet": "Build your #socialnetwork & social media strategy on meaningful relationships @MatthewWarner #CMC13 @CatholicPress"} +{"tweet": "@conbosskiewicz with your penis"} +{"tweet": "I really want some Bdubs #!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@aynnayyy sunburn?"} +{"tweet": "13 year old boys are worse than 13 year old girls. I'm about to smack my brother in the mouth. God he pisses me off"} +{"tweet": "@matney_tyler @laurabeth012 LIES! ALL LIES!"} +{"tweet": "TUNECHI"} +{"tweet": "narcissistic & hypocritical. what a lovely color on your pallet of personality. It goes great with your eyes. \\u263a\\ufe0f #exceptnotreally"} +{"tweet": "@hobiepost @jfisher_3 On our way."} +{"tweet": "@abbeywink @gusgus4 @christygrellas REALLY THOUGH WE WERE ALL ON THE VERGE OF TEARS BACK HERE"} +{"tweet": "Just outrun the demons, could you"} +{"tweet": "Just passed a man drunkenly running down 123 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WITH CARS BEHIND HIM"} +{"tweet": "Luke Bryan is just perfect."} +{"tweet": "Never in any way have I ever felt so bad so fast"} +{"tweet": "@kassielancaster your bad"} +{"tweet": "All good things come to an end wether you want them to or not."} +{"tweet": "There's an inflatable raindeer walking around in the hallways \\u270b\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Today in gov class I learned that everything belongs to the government. Nothing is sacred."} +{"tweet": "I was that type of kid to wear horse shoe necklesses but never actually rode horses..."} +{"tweet": "@ohheyits_mo awesome just let me knoww"} +{"tweet": "\\@CBurrAndJamal: Tries tanning. Becomes black.\\\" @C_Merp\""} +{"tweet": "I'm Lost Without You, Can't Help Myself, How Does It Feel, To Know That I Love You Baby"} +{"tweet": "@rynwashere I'm sure you would still salivate to a tube steak"} +{"tweet": "@damian_valle hell no dropped out months ago!"} +{"tweet": "@Jason6Peters I know \\ud83d\\ude15 I'm disappointed!"} +{"tweet": "Gotta love the Rookie driving a van for his car!"} +{"tweet": "The amount of sweat I produce during insanity is absolutely disgusting. \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "I need cigs"} +{"tweet": "@BreeSmith4023 you suck."} +{"tweet": "I remember this one time I left the bathroom and this adult was yelling at all my friends and he saw me and was like where were you"} +{"tweet": "3 consecutive exams next week. Should I kill myself now or..."} +{"tweet": "@TyKellyy @j_daddy_murray don't use it in a sentence. Haha. Gimme a definition"} +{"tweet": "Don't give it unless they take it first."} +{"tweet": "Ate like crap yesterday and didn't workout. Proud of myself haha and also disgusted, back on track today lets get it. Work flow then PT"} +{"tweet": "@Kelsey_Said_ you're too pretty to cry."} +{"tweet": "Literally loling if you tell the person you're 'talking' to you love them\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@Timmy_Drake1 6"} +{"tweet": "@YourMainManNate hey, anything to make Lourdes dances more enjoyable. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Dustiest classes ever. Gonna be a long semester."} +{"tweet": "you really just need to go to bed. dang."} +{"tweet": "The only reason I wish Cloud was closer to Kato would be my BFF @Mirrr_MX338 #ForReal #MissHer"} +{"tweet": "@Aussie_Sydney_ heard what happened, I stood up for you! Hate people!"} +{"tweet": "You like popsicles?"} +{"tweet": "@Virginia2134 #boom"} +{"tweet": "taylor swift now is ur time to shine kanye is performing"} +{"tweet": "i should hate him for the way he treated me, but i don't. maybe that's what love is.. not hating someone, even when you have every reason to"} +{"tweet": "I just feel like no one really understands me."} +{"tweet": "My house is 1000 degrees"} +{"tweet": "happy that I had a good day today. it's been awhile."} +{"tweet": "at least they are buying lunch"} +{"tweet": "@mstryk12 I'm game!"} +{"tweet": "I feel like shit now after drinking this yahoo"} +{"tweet": "Good job by the #Panthers on the two minute drill. Finally looking like a good offerse. Touchdown #Panthers"} +{"tweet": "@Abigail_Lauryn_ I'm so glad!"} +{"tweet": "That was a fumble Chiefs fans"} +{"tweet": "People are probably reading my tweets and are like \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "Seems like so many people are getting asked to prom already\\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83c\\udd92"} +{"tweet": "I laugh at least 4 trillion times a day.."} +{"tweet": "I like you.. so im gonna make you wait for a kiss, because the slower we take the better our chances are <3"} +{"tweet": "Again, its fucking Friday and... no plans. #WattaLoser #NoLife"} +{"tweet": "@16NikkiNicole laying in my bed listening to music, you?"} +{"tweet": "You're in control of your own life. If you don't like something, fix it."} +{"tweet": "@CDR_03 ass hole. Bye.."} +{"tweet": "I bought a super cute dress for $4.97 at JCP today... unbelievable #bargainshopper"} +{"tweet": "Reading all these tweets about Kevin & Alyssa and I'm just balling.. Stay strong Kevin. \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "Sleep than work. Story of my life."} +{"tweet": "Of course, pop is this only thing making me feel better \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for the day everyone finds out the truth."} +{"tweet": "@Caleb_Zakora damn. You ok?"} +{"tweet": "let me love you?"} +{"tweet": "Swim through your veins like a fish in the sea"} +{"tweet": "Love is a drug, like the strongest stuff ever."} +{"tweet": "Can I just say I freakin suck at English #failing"} +{"tweet": "I wanna jump infront of a fking train right now"} +{"tweet": "you dont get it"} +{"tweet": "Here I go getting awkward \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Sluttin' it up today. Because I don't give a fuck. And I'm single, so fuck off."} +{"tweet": "Classic sake bombs with keystone"} +{"tweet": "@Woziszeus didn't run into Mary, but Bob, Bruce and I ROCKED our end of the table. Had to peel myself away..."} +{"tweet": "@_LEErae hey Lisa. Just woke from a deep sleep nap. How're you?"} +{"tweet": "@WatsonZane ew!"} +{"tweet": "Not a NASCAR fan...but the fact that at least 3 toyotas blew engines, and 6 Chevys finished in the top 10 today makes me happy! #America \\ud83c\\uddfa\\ud83c\\uddf8"} +{"tweet": "@ashleykharris_ great. -_- wasn't even about him. And you guys."} +{"tweet": "#TweetYourBiggestFear losing everything I've worked so hard to get."} +{"tweet": "@VagromVitamin deal"} +{"tweet": "@atrain351 idk yet"} +{"tweet": "@KailaniArnold \\ud83d\\ude33 I don't want to haha"} +{"tweet": "@ItsJ_Cross hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "You dont know what you do to me."} +{"tweet": "@i_am_the_grebe Hahahahah #ohwell"} +{"tweet": "The amount of sand in the frame rails of my truck from silver lake is sickening."} +{"tweet": "Well made that decision alot easier. #next!"} +{"tweet": "I love seeing guys shop with their mommys"} +{"tweet": "Who's going to Brillz"} +{"tweet": "One of the best movies ever... #TheGuardian \\ud83c\\udf0a"} +{"tweet": "I just had the best meat I've ever had. EVER HAD. And I've been all over the world."} +{"tweet": "I can see you got a thing for the fast life, so come on shawty let me show what the fast life"} +{"tweet": "anyone tryna have a fun Monday Funday come to 246 fife cause like obviously we thought it was a good idea to get drunk on a Monday...."} +{"tweet": "@suzrenee @va_girl00 Yep we will add her to the raffle"} +{"tweet": "Hard Knocks"} +{"tweet": "I might take a blanket and sleep outside...it won't be that bad #lol #fuckmylife"} +{"tweet": "Just hit my head so hard it is bleeding. Cool"} +{"tweet": "And savanna"} +{"tweet": "I don't get runescape, never have.. never will."} +{"tweet": "thanks bud."} +{"tweet": "You're honestly the ugliest bitch I've ever saw."} +{"tweet": "@LoveFromJillsan I would if I wasn't doing dinner with my dad then going to piano \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "Sooooo proud of my dog right now....#youdontevenknow"} +{"tweet": "@SamObar sounds great!!!!!"} +{"tweet": ",, Middle finger to these BITCHES!- \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@DurbinPresident something new as in never been used, seen, affective... To big a concept? Lol"} +{"tweet": "I just got a text that said \\NO ONE LOVES YOU.\\\" #FuckingHarsh\""} +{"tweet": "@calmaxpack this pain is nothing compared to being a Bengals fan keep your head up"} +{"tweet": "@Finding_Memo8 hahaha when did you ever say no to me #mever bye boy call the elephant"} +{"tweet": "@clark_devan like mine better, yours is def a close 2nd lol"} +{"tweet": "IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE ME THEN GO HOME."} +{"tweet": "@marissamelem can you help me? #Please"} +{"tweet": "What the hell is it about me that makes people dislike me so much, damn! I don't understand it.."} +{"tweet": "The scrubs are doubling up on there pjs this morning\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u2744\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@DeVore44 Matthew! Stop by UF when you're on xmas break!!"} +{"tweet": "Attempting to learn Bitcoin and all these conspiracies and whatnot."} +{"tweet": "You know you're bestfriends when youre switch outfits to save one another's ass. Thank you\\ud83d\\udc4d maybe she won't hate me anymore. @MiriamLeMay"} +{"tweet": "Those who are toughest on you usually see the greater potential in you..."} +{"tweet": "That sucks."} +{"tweet": "#trashy"} +{"tweet": "Pretty soon I'll be getting on my first plan. I'll see the veins of my city like they do in space."} +{"tweet": "Great day of worship with @cbcpensacola. Thankful for the baptism testimonies. Thankful for the team of ldrs who invested in this day!"} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry but what is a 9 year old gonna do with an iPad..... I could make a 12 page list of what an 18 year old could do. :("} +{"tweet": "President Obama has done a lot of good things for this country, but continue to go unnoticed because of people's ignorance. How sad."} +{"tweet": "The fact that I don't have hardly any gas in my car\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "Back to Fargo. The three words that have never made anyone happy."} +{"tweet": "What's with this cold in the summer time?! I can't breathe!"} +{"tweet": "My elbow is fine dude \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Need to be about this hw finally"} +{"tweet": "I want to go home."} +{"tweet": "Having such a good day"} +{"tweet": "The only time I am in the mood to run is when I have so much on my mind \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83c\\udfc3\\ud83d\\udc5f\\ud83c\\udfa7"} +{"tweet": "Lets enjoy this day we've been given. Hug the sun. #embracetheday"} +{"tweet": "Wait, it's spring? #gohomegroundhog #youlied"} +{"tweet": "Finding out your cat has cancer<<<<"} +{"tweet": "@williams_0011 Ur weird"} +{"tweet": "Couldn't be happier \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude46"} +{"tweet": "@_MIKEwasoski_ text me"} +{"tweet": "So you mean to tell me that all this time baseball didnt end in July for everyone?! They actually play thru October? Who knew! #LetsGoBucs \\u26be"} +{"tweet": "You said they had to have a great offense to win games. First key to be a good liar is to remember the lies you said haha"} +{"tweet": "Assault weapon relatives are not meant for hunting game. If you own one, everyone knows what you're targeting in the back of your mind."} +{"tweet": "too bad"} +{"tweet": "My boyfriend and dog will be super spoiled this Christmas"} +{"tweet": "Still went to bed early and still tired...why!? :("} +{"tweet": "Craig owens reunites with chiodos. #hyfr"} +{"tweet": "I'm tired"} +{"tweet": "That's why we're so perfect for each other \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Michael Bradley has a fivehead."} +{"tweet": "Not sure why I used the \\ud83d\\ude18 emoji #LT"} +{"tweet": "@Katyalauer but seriously are u coming to fight me still???\\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful ride."} +{"tweet": "My thanks goes out to whoever thought up the whole car seat warmer idea\\ud83d\\ude4c you da bomb"} +{"tweet": "Blood on the Leaves"} +{"tweet": "@AlanColmes \\nWe need to b messes up to deal with the chaos in Washington"} +{"tweet": "@KatrinaaRoss did you see what I ordered? Only spent $50 today.... #fml"} +{"tweet": "Who the hell dates a boy with the name \\Winston\\\" ...\""} +{"tweet": "I'll be you, lets trade shoes."} +{"tweet": "nothing ticks me off more is when my mommaw tries to tell me I can't eat something bc of my diabetes. I lose it when I get told that. \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "I cannot wait for the day off tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "Can we just be friends this is getting ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "#VoiceSave Austin !!!!"} +{"tweet": "@InfantryWife101 \\u2764 your tweets right now; my fianc\\u00e9 is Army & I'm Air Force; & I get crap all the time for the both of us; tell em!! \\ud83c\\uddfa\\ud83c\\uddf8\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@snakesambsdor @JusKozy you weren't anywhere to be found."} +{"tweet": "The lady at dunkin donuts loves me and always ask how I am doing and stuff... But she calls me Joshua.... I don't understand...."} +{"tweet": "@awesome_grigsby you moving in Saturday?"} +{"tweet": "America runs on pooping."} +{"tweet": "Today is a day I just want to sit and listen to music but have class all day... \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\udd2b not feeling it today."} +{"tweet": "\\@TaylrGNGorDIE: M.A.A.D City is the greatest song ever created\\\" shut up.\""} +{"tweet": "@SewExcitedQuilt @sandyquiltz Good. Safe travels."} +{"tweet": "@nubsyy get pissed"} +{"tweet": "When you get your huge heavy load of laundry ready to drive to the house only to realize you left your car at the house and can't get there"} +{"tweet": "Groundhogs Day"} +{"tweet": "The school shooting on One Tree Hill<<<< gets me every time\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@aaaalyvia you're welcome \\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "We always clashing but we used to be close though"} +{"tweet": "Is the world coming to an end, did James Egan really just compliment me????!!"} +{"tweet": "@oskrNYC but I will be happy with the result. It was a fantastic feeling run, that's for sure. And I kicked several people's asses"} +{"tweet": "Okay really didn't dig how the biebs wasn't even singing all around the world when he first came out"} +{"tweet": "Be uncommon.<3"} +{"tweet": "the awkward moment when everyone hates you>>>>>>>> #lovingthis"} +{"tweet": "I can't sleep it's so hot"} +{"tweet": "@carolll2016 bs 150 was the movie and then u guys to room pics we rnt stupid and people told us that u skipped coach even knows"} +{"tweet": "Destination Medical Center Corporation Board should have given out commemorative tickets to public attending 1st meeting. #dmchardcore #dmc"} +{"tweet": "I hate the whole male population."} +{"tweet": "I'd die for the crimson 3s man"} +{"tweet": "#5ThingsThatAnnoyMe not being able to sleep when you need to"} +{"tweet": "@tannerwood7 obviously it's not fair because you know stupid facts that no one else knows!"} +{"tweet": "@justinbieber love you"} +{"tweet": "hey @kayyyhill you're being a sucky best frand... #textmeback"} +{"tweet": "@sassypantsbeana Yeah i'm fine :)"} +{"tweet": "GO AWAY I HATE YOU"} +{"tweet": "Wahhhhh I want my friends home \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "@ErikaDavid04 Hardly. I probably won't see you considering there's so many people. Do you know where you're living yet?"} +{"tweet": "Saturday is going to be so fun,I love working! Mainly because half the time you're actually working and half the time youre doing crazy shit"} +{"tweet": "Being a technician isn't just a job it's a lifestyle"} +{"tweet": "When all else fails... #Write."} +{"tweet": "@itsAsmurphthang enjoy every minute!"} +{"tweet": "Hopefully getting the new car this week!!"} +{"tweet": "@bellalavery cool"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc36 Picking up the puppy tommorow! \\ud83d\\udc36"} +{"tweet": "There are no more Oreos in my house wtf"} +{"tweet": "I'm never gonna get to sleep \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Seriously. It's been long overdue."} +{"tweet": "refusing to set my alarm."} +{"tweet": "@heyitsabbbb name all the people ? And you should see the stuff she says to him ? It's not even funny like telling someone to kill them self"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udfb6- you're one of my only friends that don't annoy the shit out of me most of the time, we also got to let it burn again soon"} +{"tweet": "Some people are just strange\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Well I be derned."} +{"tweet": "Worst day ever"} +{"tweet": "I just really hope that you think of me"} +{"tweet": "I miss you. I miss you so much. Nobody even knows how much I miss you, because I just miss you that much. I wish you were here."} +{"tweet": "@Dave_in_718 Thanks Dave. Have a great weekend man."} +{"tweet": "Today should just be Friday."} +{"tweet": "@TheCZD we may not ever make the tournament, but at least we have this!!"} +{"tweet": "I hope your knee is okay! Great game last night, by the way. @srandolph18"} +{"tweet": "@BiigTay69 lol you're wrapped around my finger"} +{"tweet": "Tell me again how Flacco sucks"} +{"tweet": "god he's such an idiot.........."} +{"tweet": "Well final #1 at 8am. Let's do this."} +{"tweet": "So um... Quick question. WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SCHOOL!??!!!!!??"} +{"tweet": "@kkercher12 I'll get on that"} +{"tweet": "I hope this is a cold and not the flu."} +{"tweet": "I've come to the conclusion that I really don't like forever 21"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand calculus. Lol"} +{"tweet": "Be really careful because if you see a bear there's a chance it'll come up with its chompers and eat you in your head #NeatureWalk"} +{"tweet": "Forget a hippopotamus. I want an elephant for Christmas \\ud83d\\udc18\\ud83d\\udc18\\ud83d\\udc18\\ud83d\\udc18"} +{"tweet": "@Tayy_Hamrick thanks taylor!"} +{"tweet": "@Tyler_Tubbs I mean, we ran around Hempfield with @stevedumnich once, we played ball against each other a lot. I've seen your tornado video."} +{"tweet": "Down in the mosh pit is crazy and this dude needs to back off"} +{"tweet": "@hknowles89 yeah it is, but it's only going to snow for the next hour. It's not really sticking to much."} +{"tweet": "Gumps and Ole Miss lose in the same weekend to teams they r supposed to beat, doesn't get any better for me. #finsuprolltidelosers"} +{"tweet": "I don't think I was even happy about just my score, just the fact that I didn't have to take the SAT ever again"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "one of the houses spend $196 on cable and internet!"} +{"tweet": "#BigTipsTexas \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I was there when nobody else was. And now that you feel better you have left me behind. And that kills me. At least youre happy now."} +{"tweet": "shit, I haven't been called a name by an insecure asshole since 7th grade"} +{"tweet": "@Body__electric well consider this awk then"} +{"tweet": "Bitch I'm the shit, bitch I'm the shit, I'm on my own shit, you wanna see my outfit \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@tiffany_mariee8 @balsm_amer how the hell does the lyric \\gold all in my chain\\\" not want you to make better decisions in life.\""} +{"tweet": "Really don't wanna work in the morning #fuck"} +{"tweet": "@thatdarnnative you on?"} +{"tweet": "@KaylaHadlock so how do you love it? Haha they hate you"} +{"tweet": "tbh i don't like thanksgiving food"} +{"tweet": "@Liston617 maybe three then Its out to Cleveland"} +{"tweet": "@Brettathonn who's were? I maaaaaayyy want to go. Dunno"} +{"tweet": "You have no idea how unproductive it is to fall in and out of you as often as I do"} +{"tweet": "@swmcginthy sweet mustache whistle."} +{"tweet": "@kyleemariebabii hell at least I'm not 13 and losing my virginity!"} +{"tweet": "I do it like it's my profession \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Anyone have a 360 controller I can jerk you off for?"} +{"tweet": "Ha she's a hardass"} +{"tweet": "Crush tournament today ! #Leggo"} +{"tweet": "Wedding in 9 days \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a #420 @ALambing \\ud83d\\udc8d\\ud83d\\udc98"} +{"tweet": "My head is made up of memories, most of then useless, dulusion #Blink"} +{"tweet": "@abandemer @katepeterson @jacobson_aaron doubt it"} +{"tweet": "@Baughman32 hardly and it's not nearly as hot"} +{"tweet": "So I'm assuming that today's schedule is different"} +{"tweet": "@Austin_Plumley @tristyn08 Tristyn I hate you we aren't friends"} +{"tweet": "I still hope that one day we'll be together"} +{"tweet": "\\I would spend my entire life savings on a wrecking ball to destroy her tomorrow during the exam and sit on it and sing\\\" @briguenthh\""} +{"tweet": "The good thing ab coming to my moms office is she has all the drinks in the world in her fridge\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@RyanDixon1500 pwease"} +{"tweet": "@kgraves07 no i caught it, shit was a mess, what a fucking bitch"} +{"tweet": "Is it bad that I'm considering going to bed at 9 o'clock on a Friday night? #nolifeJo"} +{"tweet": "I wonder how many people who work for @google cringed at the movie \\The Internship\\\".\""} +{"tweet": "Courageous ."} +{"tweet": "@mitchejr every weekend that place smells like piss, puke, or both yet we still always end up there"} +{"tweet": "I have allergies ."} +{"tweet": "When I get a job this summer, I'm going to have a problem saving any money I get.."} +{"tweet": "As soon as I get home I'm sleeping all day"} +{"tweet": "@VailElizabeth they just couldn't stop.. Haha"} +{"tweet": "say a prayer for me everyone."} +{"tweet": "I have the biggest knot in my throat right now...like I have no idea what to do"} +{"tweet": "This is probably the worst idea I've ever had...\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I Want Her To Myself !!"} +{"tweet": "Another day of one tree hill ? Yup sounds good to me."} +{"tweet": "@morg_cain @errrka33 @AudreyAmburgy @lainnajack you are. I don't even know what we're doing. We were talking about tonight. Chill."} +{"tweet": "Only lovin' for the moment"} +{"tweet": "Ready to get tomorrow over with !"} +{"tweet": "@BYEriley @BeforeYouExit So glad I have been here for 3 of those 6. So proud of you guys!!! You really deserve the fame you have! Love you!!"} +{"tweet": "Yea it is . But I'm going through the same thing & that wouldn't help me at all."} +{"tweet": "I don't understand you guys anymore like...?"} +{"tweet": "You've gotta be kidding me... #publicpreaching"} +{"tweet": "Come on boys. Step it up."} +{"tweet": "Just bought these jeans 5 months ago and they're huge on me... #ProsAndCons"} +{"tweet": "Better as a memory \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Don't wait around for someone who wouldn't wait around for you."} +{"tweet": "Budweiser mixed with Orange Soda ALL DAY."} +{"tweet": "@xlilymcguiness @itsjilljensen I KNOW SAME! Jill what are you doing there?! Lol"} +{"tweet": "@conner_Lake what happened?"} +{"tweet": "Well that sucks."} +{"tweet": "@mikedelic sounds good at least she's golden"} +{"tweet": "@jFLArida_23 \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Last time I checked I didn't think yoga pants or leggings made me slutty or fake?"} +{"tweet": "@BReinkemeyer @seant950 that's old news"} +{"tweet": "Now my twitter feed will be filled with people complaining about football keeping Elementary off their tvs oh wait too late."} +{"tweet": "@EBraeden That's cool to hear! Can't wait! You have a nice evening & wk-end! We appreciate you, your talent & the others at Y&R! Thanks!!!"} +{"tweet": "I can already tell tomorrow's gunna be a bad day."} +{"tweet": "@KyleisGibson I would have eaten with you! I just walked by there like 10 minutes ago"} +{"tweet": "Can't I just stay in my bed all day? It's so warm"} +{"tweet": "@Chessieeeee Yeah... Twitter is fucked tonight"} +{"tweet": "@NickSawyer81 ok! He's getting a rare trip to McDonald's for bfast...his request"} +{"tweet": "@Anitacollins363 If I ever get to go I want the 3 day ticket where you can do everything. I had always wanted to go to a NASCAR race..."} +{"tweet": "@Austin_Coley Mr.Gentry is a good looking guy."} +{"tweet": "Accepting challenges in Quizup #playme \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "change is a good thing. and I ain't afraid to change for someone like you"} +{"tweet": "@xo_taylorclark it's addicting. I watched the whole first season the first week of classes"} +{"tweet": "@Bwags96 shit"} +{"tweet": "I miss seeing @chrisconnors80 walk down the halls during spirit week"} +{"tweet": "@Frea_O Can I? They always seem so neglected and I do so enjoy them. Aw hell, you can always say no anyway."} +{"tweet": "For the record, all cats suck. Worst pets."} +{"tweet": "New iHome! Bring on the music\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "What I just retweeted>>> #understatement"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes i think i hav to much confidence...or display like i do."} +{"tweet": "Creeping like it's our job #Rattled @BrennaOberg @heather_thais08 @kayy_nicklay21"} +{"tweet": "@Max2theWell 10 o'clock news!"} +{"tweet": "Some days, I don't know what I would do without @BQQuinn @SalVulcano @Joe_Gatto and @jamessmurray"} +{"tweet": "@BigEr69 get packing we have big plans to attend to"} +{"tweet": "On my worst behavior"} +{"tweet": "Pizza sounds good"} +{"tweet": "So I have GOT to clean my room today."} +{"tweet": "@ramzy Nope. Not in SEC"} +{"tweet": "if you're in love then you are the lucky one, because most of us are bitter over someone."} +{"tweet": "I don't know how you effect me the way you do"} +{"tweet": "@mikayrodr too bad you're the worst"} +{"tweet": "I'm giving you all my love"} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry."} +{"tweet": "@Kristen_McGough shut up Kristen I saved it ok"} +{"tweet": "I just looked at a miracle with my own eyes\\u2026"} +{"tweet": "All I asked was a simple question... #outofhand"} +{"tweet": "Nope not getting out of this chair"} +{"tweet": "#zoey101memories when zoey got pregnant....oh....wait."} +{"tweet": "@Anthony_Monda it looks hilarious !!! You'll have to let me know..."} +{"tweet": "I need you to take the pain away.."} +{"tweet": "You're just jealous because you aren't staying up all night to watch One Tree Hill. #Fact"} +{"tweet": "@DannyAnthrop Thank you for being the leader by example!! Continue to bring Boiler football back to the promise land!!! Bowl game 2015!"} +{"tweet": "Goodbye \\ud83d\\udc8c"} +{"tweet": "Livin the good life \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@CrystalRSunday awe poor thing :("} +{"tweet": "Just one time can't you act like I mean something to you? Just once.... -__-"} +{"tweet": "Love yourself girl or nobody will."} +{"tweet": "Every weekend should be a three day weekend."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for this weekend! And it's only Monday.. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "miNE AND MICHAELS SHIP NAME CAN BE MAT"} +{"tweet": "Totally not buying myself banana flavored Gerber baby food......"} +{"tweet": "@afrikenz okay Kenzie whatever \\ud83d\\ude12 you just don't want drew to know"} +{"tweet": "@Richsanity44 @rodney_Onizzle this winter"} +{"tweet": "Oh that's actually someone's ask thing #awk"} +{"tweet": "I love cats.. seriously"} +{"tweet": "@Cheyenne_Wallen I am funny \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Ugh, Miley & Selena. I remember when you were just babes. Now.. I'd probably scissor you. #VMAs"} +{"tweet": "@stephenasmith. Ur the best bigg dogg i love first take!!"} +{"tweet": "Oh ok"} +{"tweet": "You are an embarrassment and a disgrace to our military and U.S. marine corps."} +{"tweet": "Thunder chews his bone under the coffee table bc the other dogs are too fat to get under there and get it from him! Haha"} +{"tweet": "@Mcgary3414 so did I but I wasn't about to wait in line"} +{"tweet": "@Sa_thern_Bell \\nGo Green!"} +{"tweet": "@RockyTopSaint @EditorEdge demons are no joke in hoops! #ForkEm"} +{"tweet": "I've felt a little betrayed by this whole recruiting process but just another reason to work even harder"} +{"tweet": "HOLY SHIT LEAVE ME ALONE CREEPER. k, thx."} +{"tweet": "I need \\u26be season."} +{"tweet": "Not so should be some shakes fist at phone how dare you grammar fail me. ;-)"} +{"tweet": "Stfu Deasia and I'm just fucking with you Davon"} +{"tweet": "@flanny_pack12 I'll help you math! I love math! #geekin! #dontcurr!"} +{"tweet": "@Mr_Avg_Penis both"} +{"tweet": "My mom is sk annoying, like I don't care that her and Brian are fighting. That's nothing new."} +{"tweet": "Even after a poopy night at work I can always count on @Mike_Haines to make me smile \\ud83d\\ude0e\\ud83d\\udc4d sorry #cheesytweet"} +{"tweet": "Finally lol"} +{"tweet": "Never drinking again"} +{"tweet": "@deidraeve i know! we're literally together all the time & it doesn't feel like it \\ud83d\\ude06 #besssstiiies \\ud83d\\udc6d"} +{"tweet": "Nikki was playing trikkies with me.nicky"} +{"tweet": "repeatedly"} +{"tweet": "I'm so done with everything, I'd love for my life to turn around for the better sometime soon."} +{"tweet": "Instagram is for posting photos not twitter"} +{"tweet": "Shout out to the boys @0ffensivetruth @KsRadDad @ty_shoemaker @jacob_bachman for spittin truth & facilitating our worship at #pvyfc_retreat"} +{"tweet": "But it was only until 2"} +{"tweet": "@x_acacciatore @MissMariaaa__ @AlexisKaitlyn_ it's probably about none of you so try again \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "Today has been so long and it's not even over yet \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "#hawks #Hockeyisback"} +{"tweet": "Blow me one last kiss"} +{"tweet": "@NBCNews too bad they can't send up some new suits on a space shuttle mission."} +{"tweet": "This ain't no middle of the mall shit!"} +{"tweet": "Oh god! I just tweeted lol to someone, prolly gonna get in trouble again lol jk"} +{"tweet": "@twidiot_kira love you Kira. \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Bobby loves me."} +{"tweet": "Kylie comes back tomorrow.... #killme"} +{"tweet": "a Benny just asked me if she was going the right way to the beach.. about 50 feet away"} +{"tweet": "Ugh."} +{"tweet": "@HGurk7 Whoever is saying this needs to shut up. Julia is one of the prettiest girls I've ever met!"} +{"tweet": "@00_makenzie \\nMiss you too \\ud83d\\ude1a"} +{"tweet": "Half chub thinking about wolf of wall st at 4pm tmrw"} +{"tweet": "I can't get any school work done while watching Saturday Night Live! #aghh"} +{"tweet": "It smells like late spring or early fall outside and this is all wrong"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go to Sweet Frog."} +{"tweet": "Andrias really arguing with a none year old boy about football\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 #icantdeal"} +{"tweet": "@Msweat6 go to mc bye"} +{"tweet": "Last night said \\ its okay, I'm with waka\\\" lmfao\""} +{"tweet": "I have a feeling me and @ktlyn_marie are gonna get along great \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I feel like a lot of people would hate themselves if you could find out who was asking these questions."} +{"tweet": "Panthers are giving Brady way too much time left. A minute left with all 3 TO's..."} +{"tweet": "you probably ask yourself quite often why you stay with me. i ask myself it alot too. because you dont treat me good at all."} +{"tweet": "Just saw Texas Chainsaw in 3D with @KaseyClester ...why were people saying it wasn't scary I about peed my pants \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@bmerc25 Idk the draft class looks like shit to me. But I think there going to sign Greg Jennings. And have the Bears made any moves?"} +{"tweet": "Mcr #oldbands"} +{"tweet": "Just got done running"} +{"tweet": "So blessed to have met @JJSwag17 and @Terry_JillC and be reunited with @egin08, @lexie_callaham and Jacqui. \\ud83d\\udc95 #bffs #LM2013"} +{"tweet": "a7X on the way home on the beautiful day \\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Where would I be without music?"} +{"tweet": "It just doesn't seem real."} +{"tweet": "Need me some new J's"} +{"tweet": "I want you, you want more than I can give. Story of my life though, shouldn't I be used to it?"} +{"tweet": "@Mr_Mando19 My daddy's coming over there to watch it lol"} +{"tweet": "That's annoying \\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "At least @TrevorDukey gets to go on a date with his boyfriend.."} +{"tweet": "Like I dot even remember the last time somebody smoked me out.. That's bullshit"} +{"tweet": "I hate all of our customers"} +{"tweet": "Shin splints<<<<<< #AthleteProbs"} +{"tweet": "@Cszado next spring I am"} +{"tweet": "@OriginalPanda1 yessir"} +{"tweet": "@tyJayGeary you mean \\ud83d\\udcaa"} +{"tweet": "I feel a nap comming on."} +{"tweet": "@kaymarmur @breemonsta \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Eddy sucks in challenges so much, it's time for him to go #Survivor"} +{"tweet": "not even gonna lie. id rather see @PaigeHathaway and @jseltzz on that stage tonight"} +{"tweet": "@KristinaNeel lol , yea . Ahh that was you ?"} +{"tweet": "@constokley he also likes nutcracker soup @JackStokley \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Subway \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "I'm already tired of hearing about this movie."} +{"tweet": "@Gmos_17 @LaCie_Cauffman \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "my mom won't let me take a car over here and I don't help me pay for a bus ticket...I don't have money to pay for 4 $70 tickets in 2 weeks"} +{"tweet": "@mattieschaw were you at the game last night?"} +{"tweet": "My thighs are getting so big it literally disgusts me"} +{"tweet": "Victoria's Secret panties... Duh"} +{"tweet": "I love being busy with mixing work"} +{"tweet": "Is it sad that I thought \\To Kill a Mockingbird\\\" was called \\\"Tequila Mockingbird\\\"? \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "@mcrisever thanks for the retweet, each time I am honored :)"} +{"tweet": "You are someone else. I am still right here."} +{"tweet": "I am so tired."} +{"tweet": "And I don't see how you could ever be anything but mine \\ud83d\\ude18\\u2764 @Pav412"} +{"tweet": "@SuperDuckin fucking gross dude I won't ever look at her the same \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "shark week can end anytime now.. #OverIt"} +{"tweet": "when september comes around, I am gonna grow out a fro, pornstache and mutton chops in preparation for anchorman 2 in December #ilovelamp"} +{"tweet": "He knows I'm in a bad mood, yet continues to fuck with me. Someone's gonna get beat."} +{"tweet": "OH WAIT"} +{"tweet": "@NotoriousDCE omg. Quit it!!"} +{"tweet": "Ain't no rest for the wicked til we close our eyes for good"} +{"tweet": "@Jonnagoss2016 it is"} +{"tweet": "@jamyers3125 @stlcards314 he struggled post season.... Regular season.... Spring training... He's not as good as you are wanting him to be."} +{"tweet": "@BAbyFace_Davis and two, obviously there is only one. I was saying she could try and fill her shoes in soccer and stuff now that we are gone"} +{"tweet": "So going to sleep right now...."} +{"tweet": "When anything monogram pops up on my tumblr dash. #goaway where did you even come from \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "@Shynanna14 Gordmans!!"} +{"tweet": "Reminiscing on fat girl pictures.. Can't believe I looked like that \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I am going to the winter dance, now to find a date. If I have to I'll just take my cat...\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude02\\u2744\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc31"} +{"tweet": "@bennyjamesmusic eminem space bound"} +{"tweet": "My dad and @waterbutton are bros now that Alex ate five spicy pickles and they bonded over loving spicy goods. My dad calls him brotha."} +{"tweet": "Ew gross no"} +{"tweet": "What"} +{"tweet": "My horoscope is honestly always so accurate"} +{"tweet": "Please think before you speak"} +{"tweet": "I literally just saved me and Emily's life. She will appreciate it when she wakes up \\ud83d\\ude2e"} +{"tweet": "forgot my fuckin headphones"} +{"tweet": "Ugh I hate it when people say Calwell. like, that's not the name. there's a D..."} +{"tweet": "So excited to rule over Canal Days tomorrow with my queen-ness. \\ud83d\\udc51"} +{"tweet": "The things I'd do for Applebee's right now"} +{"tweet": "\\Lately I've been having too much trouble remembering what to say\\\" hahaha oh Leigh \\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "#MaleLies I've changed"} +{"tweet": "god I'll never get a 1/4 or 1/5"} +{"tweet": "Camp or volleyball*"} +{"tweet": "@AndrewWengerr Text me"} +{"tweet": "@LizzieSchlosss @BrooklynLiesch @ElizabethKuhn5 I texted you"} +{"tweet": "Who wants my 6,000!?"} +{"tweet": "@WWLP22News The website has been down for at least 2 days; so many of us won't make the deadline. Thanks guys!"} +{"tweet": "@Kylee_Pierce_ I DID KYLEE DANG"} +{"tweet": "I love being ignored."} +{"tweet": "Planning a trip to okaboji with @kyrsten_luv hmu if you care to join \\ud83d\\ude01 #drunkfest"} +{"tweet": "tell me why, why.."} +{"tweet": "\\@24jacobs: Dont see any carolina fans,talking?\\\" Lol ikr\""} +{"tweet": "Baked chicken, baked potatoes, and green beans.\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@bmurdock36 I miss you even more!! btw you looked beautiful Friday night! come down Saturday! love youuu! :)"} +{"tweet": "Thankful for Trenton bc he understands me better than a lot of people."} +{"tweet": "Ready for my brother to come home so I can kill some zombies \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83c\\udfae"} +{"tweet": "But it meant the troopers' #vision was returning."} +{"tweet": "..three sizes too large for me, while trying to keep my ego from tearing the seams of this gross beanie I\\u2019ve been wearing for the past year."} +{"tweet": "I hate life"} +{"tweet": "Haha, you're so funny."} +{"tweet": "Living by yourself is fucking phenomenal. Until you really and truly need someone to talk to and you realize you're completely alone"} +{"tweet": "I just want to be on my own"} +{"tweet": "It feels really weird to not be getting stuff around for school tomorrow.. #BitterSweet"} +{"tweet": "#AllThatMatters"} +{"tweet": "@kaitlynweaverr either way , text me !"} +{"tweet": "@hgfhg100 haha definitely first world probs"} +{"tweet": "@ZeldaRulesAllXo go to bed."} +{"tweet": "the feeling is so strange"} +{"tweet": "Poker face came on... Holy throwback"} +{"tweet": "@Matt3G__ you're boring"} +{"tweet": "Knowing I'll not get to see you again for a long time is painful."} +{"tweet": "The soda machine at work was out of dr. pepper today so I was like what is even the meaning of life anymore"} +{"tweet": "Well that was odd. Haha"} +{"tweet": "She took the last good one @ali_paige2016 #legit #toocute"} +{"tweet": "Waking up at 12:30 feeling like I'm hungover. Even though I was the only sober one last night >>>>> anything"} +{"tweet": "@_rachaelkayy I didn't!!!!"} +{"tweet": "My roommate just told me \\Seriously, you need to go have rehabilitation from the addiction you have to your phone.\\\" \\ud83d\\ude02 I'm dying right now!\""} +{"tweet": "@dannyyboyy4 I hope you're joking"} +{"tweet": "Can you shut up"} +{"tweet": "Planes took over"} +{"tweet": "Like you would expect me to have a sparkly phone case or something but no. It's black."} +{"tweet": "So how long is it gonna take them to rebuild are public pool"} +{"tweet": "I refried my French fries from earlier and dem bitch taste lik new"} +{"tweet": "Guys overreact just as much as girls do #tbh #reallytho"} +{"tweet": "@AnnSofieDaniels Det t\\u00e4nker inte jag spekulera i, men det \\u00e4r iallafall just det Assagne st\\u00e5r \\u00e5talad f\\u00f6r. Han tog av sig kondomen under samla"} +{"tweet": "Lol at the thirsty shoe salesman."} +{"tweet": "I cant stand when people actually hate you and are fake nice to your face."} +{"tweet": "Today is going to be intetesting at work."} +{"tweet": "REUNITED WITH @goingKARAzy"} +{"tweet": "Of course the cops drive by when I'm dumping empties at the triangle"} +{"tweet": "@RachFarner Don't know her. Have you decided on Simpson yet?"} +{"tweet": "@jess_bergiel that's what I'm leaning more towards.."} +{"tweet": "Need my books!!"} +{"tweet": "@ToriDeFaz can we make people get married so we can go to another wedding ?"} +{"tweet": "funny how a melody sounds like a memoryy like a soundtrack to a July Saturday nighhht"} +{"tweet": "I'm embarrassed that I like the song timber"} +{"tweet": "Let God be your focal point today! #makeadifference"} +{"tweet": "Hooray for Friday! Day off and payday. Can't wait to spend the day with @AdamPiernick8 and the siblings \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "#BadMood"} +{"tweet": "Won a dozen cupcakes at the church cake walk, just sent 8 to the neighbor children. It is the little victories in life. #fb"} +{"tweet": "Kelsey is on a completely different level than me...."} +{"tweet": "@carolineemariaa of courseeee \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I plan on doing nothing all day. Just think of how much of a piece of shit i am. Then drink later. #YeahMyDay"} +{"tweet": "gotta learn to love the struggle"} +{"tweet": "I've been sitting on my bed with my textbook open for an hour. That's \\reading.\\\" \\ud83d\\ude24\\ud83d\\ude12\""} +{"tweet": "@howardstarked avengers how is that even a question"} +{"tweet": "Yeah good luck to finding a parking spot over there lol"} +{"tweet": "@WhisperingGoats same"} +{"tweet": "Charge it to the game. Marry the pain."} +{"tweet": "@Kristinafox93 I love you too babe."} +{"tweet": "@ETJones_Home ooooh is that you asking me to go with you!? Awh let's goooo \\ud83d\\ude01\\u263a\\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "IM SO PISSED. SCREW YOU ICE CREAM MAN!"} +{"tweet": "@SueZHighschool yeah"} +{"tweet": "Dinner with @St3llaaaa just got weird ... #awkward"} +{"tweet": "Its been about a year sense my parents last called the cops on me. #Winning"} +{"tweet": "I think the hulk is my favorite superhero"} +{"tweet": "My neighbors are prob the most obnoxious people ever...like stop driving around this late & blasting music every night. It's annoying haha"} +{"tweet": "@mhanks26 Ahh shit. If fox and the hound was on there my night would be made.!"} +{"tweet": "\\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Kerry, calm down and drink your gin and tonic."} +{"tweet": "@Guillemcorbi6 @TQisaQT haha me and guillem are lookin like wtf and ty is cheesin"} +{"tweet": "@JordanSkol haha fair enough, just thought you were making fun of AE in general"} +{"tweet": "I can't imagine what lea and their castmates are going through. And his family. I still can't process this. #devastated #shocked"} +{"tweet": "@nathandyer_me I'm still processing but I wanted something else but I'm not sure yet."} +{"tweet": "@rae_tabbby that's right! Me loves you! \\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "@jess_harding @kela_tequila just at a loss of words right now"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could stay in my pajamas all day long today #lazy \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@ToriFormo accept the apology..."} +{"tweet": "When I'm a coach I might consider giving out gold glove awards to my fielders at the end of a season"} +{"tweet": "Had a great time tonight \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@lubinskinikki tinder is old news"} +{"tweet": "This group chat is about to get out of hand."} +{"tweet": "Can people please text me back can they not see that I'm kind of in a crisis right now\\ud83d\\ude30#SOS"} +{"tweet": "@briannahopexox so? We coulda put a tent over the fire."} +{"tweet": "my mom always finds a way to piss me off no matter what"} +{"tweet": "@nicole_garber lol. That so us...."} +{"tweet": "I'm sick of the whole \\bad boy\\\" thing. it gets really old. It took me a minute to realize that..glad it finally came through\""} +{"tweet": "Finally new #workaholics \\nThank god or dvr"} +{"tweet": "If you tell people you've never judged anyone, you're lying."} +{"tweet": "She got whatever it is, it blows me away"} +{"tweet": "@armani_exchanqe hahaha ok"} +{"tweet": "I'm tired."} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna have to take too many math classes"} +{"tweet": "Fell asleep then woke up and can't sleep"} +{"tweet": "@alyviahh bust a nut"} +{"tweet": "@lunumber4 did you find a ride?"} +{"tweet": "this is freakin killin me"} +{"tweet": "\\i hate my life\\\"\\n\\\"its okay alot of people hate you anyways\\\" \\naw josh too sweet @josh_plantey\""} +{"tweet": "Breakfast is on me... Fantasy champion"} +{"tweet": "@cway_b_ballin she got into a fight and has a nasty black eye."} +{"tweet": "good"} +{"tweet": "We aren't broken, just benttt; and we can learn to love again."} +{"tweet": "The texts I've gotten today just prove how awkward my life is \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "@Wade_Satz03 thank you! And you have me the wrong psychology book"} +{"tweet": "Don't swing for a home run every time."} +{"tweet": "So jealous of everyone in Disney \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@brigid22 Who are they? Lol"} +{"tweet": "If your gonna get pissy dont get mad when someone else is pissy with you in return."} +{"tweet": "@kaitlynthayer12 okay! :))"} +{"tweet": "@cgmanagement oh do people get involve if they seeking."} +{"tweet": "@T_Oddo disappointed"} +{"tweet": "Ravens fans be like where boldin at"} +{"tweet": "I hope you do what's best for you because I'm not gonna be here to watch over you anymore."} +{"tweet": "\\@ItsSheWantYourD: If she has more cats than friends, she needs the D.\\\" HAHAHA\""} +{"tweet": "Forget horses I'm riding elephants"} +{"tweet": "@RecklessZo91 hahah yea"} +{"tweet": "@lisound22 @jennii241 Multiple times daily."} +{"tweet": "I don't see the point in getting into a relationship with someone if you're not serious about it."} +{"tweet": "Oh my god \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u263a\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18\\u263a\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a #happytweet"} +{"tweet": "@Krissie_Pee @Craig_Monster92 \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@kethera There are Rush, Zappa, Deep Purple and Floyd docs streaming on netflix. :-D The \\Classic Albums\\\" series.\""} +{"tweet": "I'm seriously going to ombr\\u00e9 my hair. I just don't know whether I want to do it this weekend or next."} +{"tweet": "@NickTelewicz then he stared at him lol"} +{"tweet": "Chem and vocab all night \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "The past half an hour that I've been in school has been a blur"} +{"tweet": "Nighty night \\ud83d\\ude03 happy girl"} +{"tweet": "why's my step dad moving grass."} +{"tweet": "@Rios_DILLIGAF i knew you were gunna say that! Hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Goddamnit cubs"} +{"tweet": "This might be worse, this IS worse than the Gophs/NW game..... #NOTproposteriousstatement"} +{"tweet": "@ralphieelove like a shitty mojito!"} +{"tweet": "@SamanthaaHanson were you wearing your shit kickers too?"} +{"tweet": "@tronayne_8 I kinda wanna get hard liquor.."} +{"tweet": "I have no problem cutting ties with game players and liars."} +{"tweet": "I'm in such a weird mood right now and I don't know why"} +{"tweet": "That's about the time that she broke up with me. No one should take themselves so seriously. #whatsmyageagain"} +{"tweet": "Christmas decorating \\ud83c\\udf85\\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf81"} +{"tweet": "I'd kill for my bed."} +{"tweet": "I think it's so cute when a group of guys have been friends forever \\u263a #Bromance"} +{"tweet": "@Caul_Me_Megan are you going out tonight?"} +{"tweet": "It shouldnt be this cold in april."} +{"tweet": "Today was pretty great. Checked two things off my bucket list \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@haleypiche11 where???"} +{"tweet": "I'm in such a bitchy mood right now. Fuck everythingggggggggggggg"} +{"tweet": "@regis2014 Tuesday"} +{"tweet": "@Thornsberry_11 okay \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@PBandJenelley_1 has had more bfs and lived more places than i will in my life #whackass"} +{"tweet": "@DylanScottCntry @CatyJSimmons hilarious."} +{"tweet": "This tracker app is awesome! Now I know exactly where #oomf is at all times haha."} +{"tweet": "wish I was in the mood to to dental stuff today.. but I'm not. at all. I want a vacation"} +{"tweet": "your kinda gross . yuck"} +{"tweet": "well after that near death experience my driving will be 110% more cautious :( :(. ((For at least 2 days))"} +{"tweet": "Im so excited for my dad to come see me this weekend!!"} +{"tweet": "You will forever piss me off. \\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "@BenWetherell69 in the morning?"} +{"tweet": "@osubeav The boss brought bagels in today - come on over!"} +{"tweet": "Worst possible mood ever."} +{"tweet": "Good weekend so far, got to see Anchorman 2, The Hobbit and the Bengals game at Paul Brown"} +{"tweet": "The kids in my class that I ask help from are better at teaching than the teacher."} +{"tweet": "I'm soo hungry. \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "#ThoughtsInTheHalllway soap anyone?"} +{"tweet": "The one thing about getting older that stinks is that you really begin to see how people truly are... What a shame."} +{"tweet": "@beckyh803 OMG your kidding he's on GMA!! I love his sexy ass!! Ugh I could kiss that man all day!! I'm sorry you don't feel well!! Have you"} +{"tweet": "Visitations make me sad"} +{"tweet": "Where is @saraa_janee_03 \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "Yawning is contagious through the phone ha"} +{"tweet": "@kalebhelget yeah and then you go in your room and jack off to them #sexybeast"} +{"tweet": "@froneamy helllllllo lady friend!"} +{"tweet": "pandora is on point tonight with rihanna and Demi Lovato\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I really need prayers"} +{"tweet": "@CollinMArena apparently @gsongy is a ravens fan!"} +{"tweet": "The commercial that tells you not to use cotton swabs in your ear is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while."} +{"tweet": "My mom is literally going to the beach right now. By herself.."} +{"tweet": "The nastiest, sickest, show on TV..#familyguy"} +{"tweet": "Carry yourself as a queen and get a king. Carry yourself as a hoe and we'll see how far you go."} +{"tweet": "Im almost positive someones been trying to break into my room for the past two nights #whatthehell #scary"} +{"tweet": "@mmeissnerrr @SeanyBach it's not always senior year"} +{"tweet": "@sam_whales forever & ever #promise"} +{"tweet": "If I was a animal I'd be a lion because they're inactive for 20 hours a day and and spend the other 4 hours walking, socializing, and eating"} +{"tweet": "I'm not in the best of moods"} +{"tweet": "Funking Tim"} +{"tweet": "Pissed off is an understatement \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "and I'm just like, why you so obsessed with me?"} +{"tweet": "How can my own father go a week without fucking talking to me? I'm used to it being months at a time but that's messed up, really fucked up"} +{"tweet": "I'm done."} +{"tweet": "Shits on shots of homemade cello"} +{"tweet": "@twisted_writer but you're cool \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@MikeyPesa she is fine"} +{"tweet": "@JakeGiles_ Bob the Blazer hit you I was just an innocent witness"} +{"tweet": "All I think when I see you pop on my feed is how gross you are & how you need to learn to censor what comes out of your mouth."} +{"tweet": "My phone is on 41% #WhatIsLife"} +{"tweet": "Glad tmrw is Friday."} +{"tweet": "@PaytonInACave I'm in love"} +{"tweet": "I hope something goes my way this time. I really deserve it. \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "when is our dance"} +{"tweet": "@sighnarry yeah I did!"} +{"tweet": "I'm so excited for tonight"} +{"tweet": "Ry better not wake me up at 6 when he gets up. I'm sleeping in! \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "In love with my car"} +{"tweet": "@JakeBrooksey24 just drove the wrong way down a one-way street. #GodHelpUs"} +{"tweet": "Of course the time I actually have a phone case on it my phone cracks \\ud83d\\ude20 #cool"} +{"tweet": "Movies and Arby's with Austin James\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Johnny football better come out to play next possession"} +{"tweet": "@JayLapham360 that'd be sick"} +{"tweet": "Anime is where its at"} +{"tweet": "@J_crawley1 you should see my character though my archery is only like lvl 45 and I'm that good..haha"} +{"tweet": "@lukeyluke63 @JonPepsi59 yeah I shoulda probably get a job.."} +{"tweet": "I should probably get moving on this English essay.... late night writers block, here I come."} +{"tweet": "Well, that was an interesting storm."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to go to New Orleans in 2 weeks tho \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@elan_alexandra are you in town?! I seriously will ahha"} +{"tweet": "My dance classmates are more like family than I realize and I'm so thankful for all of them \\u2764 #blessed"} +{"tweet": "Ocd is kicking in. Doing some mass spring cleaning tomorrow! #organization"} +{"tweet": "What the fuck!!?? That was the loudest thunder"} +{"tweet": "@jussticeee_ ill text u it \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I should probably study for my AP stats test tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "I miss going out the the middle of the lake and frolicking in the water for hours upon hours upon hours. Sunshine is my happiness \\u2600\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@JLJeffLewis are u by the bathrooms?? Yuck!"} +{"tweet": "you bring out my old personality \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "No. Keep it bickering!"} +{"tweet": "You unimaginable bastard."} +{"tweet": "Oh well, what the hell!!! Only I could break an A string!!!! Con's rolling!!!! Time to change axes. Fix it later!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Snooks1_3 lol alright sounds good"} +{"tweet": "Imagine if god forgot to pay the gravity bill one month"} +{"tweet": "I think it's bull shit I have to go\\nInto\\nSchool just to clean a room"} +{"tweet": "everyone is drunk"} +{"tweet": "Praying for @ReganMarieBurns!!! Stay strong pretty lady!"} +{"tweet": "@NFLDraftPage he's really good"} +{"tweet": "@BryantMac Bahahahahaha. I can totally imagine you in a hamster wheel..."} +{"tweet": "I apologize for all the shananagans earlier. I'm not gay"} +{"tweet": "Hate the dentist! #ouch \\ud83d\\ude15\\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "Going through @KCGremlin009 withdrawals."} +{"tweet": "@HeyPlayStation Dwarf! #winitwed"} +{"tweet": "Ew no thats gross!"} +{"tweet": "I MISS THE JEEP WAVE"} +{"tweet": "It feels like we've been in school for 3 months, i need winter break \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "It's time to go to work. Clock in."} +{"tweet": "And if you can't except it, then your not a real friend and you can go now."} +{"tweet": "@ElizabethArmist \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Why does this bitch want a bean feast \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Not sure if anyone got that modern family reference...#philsosophy"} +{"tweet": "@itskitesturn #mrsoftee or all the righties are up? I wasn't paying attention but my twit feed indicates Sandberg handles pitchers better."} +{"tweet": "Dear work, I hate you today."} +{"tweet": "@ubernoob_OS you are right. Haha."} +{"tweet": "#PureMichigan"} +{"tweet": "Up n at em at 345 this morning. Gonna be a long one #lotsofcoffee"} +{"tweet": "@Luke5SOS hiya luke how has your day been??"} +{"tweet": "Finally \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I'm always so worried about making everybody else happy and proud that I forget to live my life"} +{"tweet": "Not cut out for this shit. Going completely insane"} +{"tweet": "@haleybaker69 I want to tweet at you but I can't think of anything to tweet. So penguins."} +{"tweet": "waaaaiit, I forgot to care."} +{"tweet": "The cell phone turns 40 today. I wonder what kind of mid-life crisis we can expect."} +{"tweet": "Just painted my nails but now I have to pee REALLY bad, but I don't wanna screw up my nails #FirstWorldProblems"} +{"tweet": "Love the moment when you go to bed and realize your blanket is in the drier. #gonnabecoldtonight #Oops"} +{"tweet": "Feels good to sleep in #muchneeded"} +{"tweet": "@kiiiiidwell \\nI'll hook you up with one of them\\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "Saw Mr. Shueler at the doctors office and yelled hi \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude02 he looked at me like wtf."} +{"tweet": "Buying a car right now. Life is getting real now #Allgrownup"} +{"tweet": "@emmmaayyyy @JuliaBoardman3 yes well have a fab time"} +{"tweet": "If anyone wants a whole pool to themselves come to Sylvan and make me some money haha"} +{"tweet": "@DuckDynastyAE i don't want it to be over. I love the show! Can't wait for next season."} +{"tweet": "I wanna go to a pirate game soon.."} +{"tweet": "@Turntapus maybe later. Right now me and chocolate cake are being seductive friends. And I don't share da cakecakecakecakecake"} +{"tweet": "I wonder... Do girl's pussy lips ever get frozen shut? #PureMichigan"} +{"tweet": "@mrsbigtmoney thanks! I was super nervous about it. I like it but I was like hmmm people are going to think I look like an idiot."} +{"tweet": "@NickNick6697 @hamislord sure"} +{"tweet": "@NitzHanna721 i really want to \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Getting blocked from Jeff Locke, greattttttt..."} +{"tweet": "I hate memories, i wish i could just forget the good memories with the bad people"} +{"tweet": "I just found $10 on the ground outside my front door, something tells me it was probably mine to begin with, but still SCORE $$$$"} +{"tweet": "Uhhh why am I getting jealous over something so little. ? #awk"} +{"tweet": "Who is ready for the walking dead tonight"} +{"tweet": "@KoltonKoch 6"} +{"tweet": "Need to stop buying expensive clothes..with 2 constantly shedding beasts my dry cleaning bill is ungodly.. #ugh"} +{"tweet": "@AreYouNig fuck man that's a fact!"} +{"tweet": "Well at least I can say I didn't try"} +{"tweet": "@GarrettGilroy can you work tonight at 530"} +{"tweet": "Study homework shopping day with the one and only @mel_santiago8"} +{"tweet": "Bowling. This is what I've prepped for"} +{"tweet": "@31eaglesgoal what the hell"} +{"tweet": "I am so jealous of them."} +{"tweet": "Who else is pumped for twitches at 7:30"} +{"tweet": "@kellischeuble you like?"} +{"tweet": "Buffalo will be golden if they get Semyon Varlamov"} +{"tweet": "Call this tired Tuesday."} +{"tweet": "Seriously though... I don't know if ill ever go anywhere other than beelistics. They're so damn creative... And good. #lovethem #obsession"} +{"tweet": "Can't stop watching the news on Oklahoma"} +{"tweet": "@SabolSayWhat DO IT"} +{"tweet": "the best things are said last"} +{"tweet": "@kyliegardo pink!"} +{"tweet": "fruit roll ups Re so good to me"} +{"tweet": "It's only Wednesday"} +{"tweet": "@JustinDelp1 haha okay I'm down"} +{"tweet": "My last tweet is true... btw."} +{"tweet": "I feel like everyone's changed on me... \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "I have a feeling it's gonna be a cave kinda night after the game"} +{"tweet": "@landonlacey10 you get an iPhone?"} +{"tweet": "Final destination sucks.. I just watch the movie to find out everyone dies anyway"} +{"tweet": "I cannot lay in bed being useless for one more day. #Flu"} +{"tweet": "@ @Bauer_Casey6 @KeishonDawkins and me"} +{"tweet": "@XporpoiseX @dany_av1la agreed. come back you little shit."} +{"tweet": "Wish they make a Expendables movie with them being hunted by a Predator. #YoAdrian #GetToDaChoppa"} +{"tweet": "new people to text would be great."} +{"tweet": "I miss my baby boy.."} +{"tweet": "January first is the only day a year you can look like complete trash, and totally get away with it. Everyone's hungover anyway."} +{"tweet": "I'm really disappointed in that fashion show."} +{"tweet": "@CrystalNjoku @TheKyleHardy @ktiiinaaa crystal I'm adding you to this list because your tweets kill me everytime"} +{"tweet": "@LeBronFanLBJ6 sounds nasty lol"} +{"tweet": "My excitement of the day is that my kitty got a new flavor of treats and is now being a loon. \\ud83d\\ude3b #crazycatlady #catlady"} +{"tweet": "@tashii_toess He possesses all of the characteristics of a potential sociopath I swear"} +{"tweet": "My love life is in like negative infinity numbers. Not looking good."} +{"tweet": "This runny nose will be the death of me tbh"} +{"tweet": "so I'm going to dearborn music instead I guess"} +{"tweet": "oh my God, can you not? \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "In this hospital for souls."} +{"tweet": "@vistavision lol. Where are you. Can you steal the entire tree for me?"} +{"tweet": "@dufferdoodle thank you"} +{"tweet": "Cheese pizza with banana peppers \\ud83c\\udf55\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "#RIPNelsonMandela I am the captain of my ship"} +{"tweet": "@SavhannaR I know"} +{"tweet": "For water"} +{"tweet": "Celebrity apprentice is the only show i still watch"} +{"tweet": "It's only 10pm"} +{"tweet": "Girls girls girls"} +{"tweet": "Lookin like a piece of shit today"} +{"tweet": "My gopher hockey jersey is definitely my favorite piece of clothing that I own"} +{"tweet": "I don't get waves of missing you anymore,they're more like tsunami tides."} +{"tweet": "way to snapchat me and then not respond. #shitidontlike \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "FGCU is the next Lobcity#GoEagles"} +{"tweet": "@elizuhbeth22 haha sounds good"} +{"tweet": "A sit down restaurant can only be judged by the memorabilia upon its walls."} +{"tweet": "I feel really bad and by the way that you are ignoring me, I sense you are pissed"} +{"tweet": "Really stoked that nirvana made it into the rock and roll hall of fame. Very much deserved."} +{"tweet": "@Masa_Restaurant is happy hour M-F 2-6 or 4-6? On website it says both. Are you at least open for lunch at 2?"} +{"tweet": "tbh I only retweet thing that at relevant in my life"} +{"tweet": "and may I remind you...you are also under oafffff..."} +{"tweet": "@Michael5SOS guys for real whats the surprise? Cuz I was about to go to sleep but then you and like had to come on twitter haha"} +{"tweet": "@summmmerdowns @abbieeeeey I'll be there"} +{"tweet": "I could clean my room and nap, but....my horses are just standing out in the field waiting to be rode. #welcomehome"} +{"tweet": "@DustinBrown2016 I have a little brother, he's one. He bites me & pulls my hair! #hescutesoicantgetmadathim"} +{"tweet": "@kenzie_3lise daddy's secret."} +{"tweet": "I hate everyone."} +{"tweet": "0 shifts? Jesus christ."} +{"tweet": "Attention, NO ONE CARES!"} +{"tweet": "Don't change food to good #StupidAutocorrect"} +{"tweet": "@aanniiieeee I normally set my house on fire at that point \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Counting down the days until the Super Bowl because that means football seasons over \\ud83c\\udf89"} +{"tweet": "@treslarfrankie whatever u say"} +{"tweet": "You should really take your own advice"} +{"tweet": "@vanessa_burkel thanks for doing it. :)"} +{"tweet": "I've seen quite a lot"} +{"tweet": "The left me wantin' more feeling when he kissed me."} +{"tweet": "The all star introductions are almost cooler to watch then the game itself. #asg2013. #royals"} +{"tweet": "When your phone stops trying to correct words and just accepts your stupidity and poor spelling>>"} +{"tweet": "I try to be a nice person, I really do. But being nice gets you nowhere so I choose to be a bitch sometimes."} +{"tweet": "Nothing better than bonding with my family, just wish @CodyCunico was here \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I think the reason why I'm more of an independent person is because I don't have patience for other people."} +{"tweet": "I'm blaring these headphones because I can't get enough @TriviumOfficial!"} +{"tweet": "If #Buckeyes lose my bracket is busted"} +{"tweet": "Weellll. I might be scared of the dark. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@CaraAyana CERRRA. LETS TWERK AT PROM TOGETHER"} +{"tweet": "Your a dime plus 99 \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@michaelsmith The Broncos lost that game not Manning. I think this is the only time in history Ive heard a players name associated with temp"} +{"tweet": "I have to go to bed with a bag of ice every night so I'm not hot. There's something wrong with that. \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "Can't Wait To Get Back Home"} +{"tweet": "I don't think I can wait any longer for iOS 7."} +{"tweet": "Good morning \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "@sdiienno he asked the most annoying questions to the players too. More need to blow him off like Z did."} +{"tweet": "Girls who just don't understand."} +{"tweet": "Who wakes up at 1 am on their day off? This bitch! @David_R_Nelson"} +{"tweet": "@MikKatDyar @JacKatPaw @DakBenBro @Kern_luke @TannerPottmeyer @codypaxton96 i thought we were saturday night??"} +{"tweet": "I haven't moved from my bed all day.."} +{"tweet": "Okay I lied our score was a 77.55 last night #evenbetter"} +{"tweet": "@kaeli_fluke haha, love you! \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "The fact that all the boys in my school sing wrecking ball. Haha"} +{"tweet": "Hunter gets off in one minute!\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83c\\udf89"} +{"tweet": "@stellcarrington Bluejay car wash does it all! Lol"} +{"tweet": "@Taylor_Kream @qussi10 even better ;"} +{"tweet": "@tankwilk_51 @BigGreazy come after that then \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@Sydney_Roach19 where you going now?"} +{"tweet": "cops cops errrwhereeee"} +{"tweet": "@NEFloridaMatmen new twitter?"} +{"tweet": "@zoenicole33 that's why your the best! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "\\ivy league? more like OUT OF MY LEAGUE.\\\" @HeatherMeader \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "@Bluebirdspoop2 \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@MissAllisonJane well that's good! And you know:) pretty good!"} +{"tweet": "TKO by JT >>>"} +{"tweet": "Being sick less than symbol"} +{"tweet": "what are the odds that the rando girl who found my fleece with my keys in it posted on fbook and my friend saw it! #blessed #ironic"} +{"tweet": "So how's my butt look? Not that bad. #areyougradingonacurve?"} +{"tweet": "@_VanessaJulia_ @tylerwardmusic Sounds like a plan! Think he will go for it? Haha! ;)"} +{"tweet": "\\ I'm just a waste of your time. Maybe I'm better off dead. \\\"\""} +{"tweet": "I want that relationship where you play fight, cuddle, and just watch movies all dayyy"} +{"tweet": "@tt_hyde629 when the straight and narrow gets a little too straight......."} +{"tweet": "@umjuliahhh I told you to first!"} +{"tweet": "@ohh_moee haha they didn't go through or do half the shit we did"} +{"tweet": "@PO3ZY @ADawg2016 haha good one teddy"} +{"tweet": "I could be so good at loving you, but only if you told me to."} +{"tweet": "Be a girl with a mind, woman with attitude, & a lady with class."} +{"tweet": "My sister, @ShannnnMarie is graduating #soproud \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@marystank did it bite you?"} +{"tweet": "@_Beauty16_ Is all I need"} +{"tweet": "Cool maybe I should try to fuck up your life and make you miserable . Cause that's what cool dudes do"} +{"tweet": "Didn't get to see @JamalJaouhari today:/"} +{"tweet": "#JodiArias God can't help you now! You have a place reserved in HELL!"} +{"tweet": "Still surprised by the fact that Brandon actually came to see me lololol"} +{"tweet": "My head is bumpin"} +{"tweet": "That cannot happen"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0d Hottie"} +{"tweet": "Someone make me a sandwich"} +{"tweet": "Motivating myself to do homework is harder than my actual homework... #seniorprobs"} +{"tweet": "@tanner_murdock SAME\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@reanabeans SAME!! Come homeeeee for goooood"} +{"tweet": "The woman with you- Kenny Chesney #goodtune \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@SGleason_3 you need help"} +{"tweet": "@BradMD He was golfing with Tiger Woods today, do you seriously think he cares for people with his ego"} +{"tweet": "@ChAse__RuSSell I still can't stop laughing"} +{"tweet": "Brothers game then with him later. <3"} +{"tweet": "@DAVIDMDRAIMAN @lenayada Im confused, because the lyrics say bind, but it sounds like lull in the album."} +{"tweet": "Ben is wearing Rex Specks when he never wears glasses in the first place."} +{"tweet": "I guess just look at me and smile that's cool"} +{"tweet": "#awkward >>> best show"} +{"tweet": "@Polish_Galore well God forgives, redeems and repairs broken people. A piece of paper that says \\annulled\\\" shouldn't change that. Silly.\""} +{"tweet": "Sending the most obnoxious selfies ever..."} +{"tweet": "Hearing my professor say have a great summer as I hand my exam and the realization that my first year of college is almost complete #3more"} +{"tweet": "@g_oldenthoughts @thegypsy69 can we get a room and\\ud83d\\ude2e\\ud83c\\udf46 yet honestly"} +{"tweet": "@stinebug OMG seriously though\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@SavedSister7 already have read that one! Loved it so much!"} +{"tweet": "I don't even like pumpkin spice lattes..."} +{"tweet": "I seriously have issues. :/ too many to even count... :("} +{"tweet": "@kendra_kay14's tweets are the best!"} +{"tweet": "Feel like ranting a little"} +{"tweet": "@BenRoache \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@alleywhatever it was today."} +{"tweet": "EW you're kinda trashy now"} +{"tweet": "@Ashlinn_kroesen is he really there?"} +{"tweet": "the little mermaid was a little cunt"} +{"tweet": "I've been caught"} +{"tweet": "Maybe I just need a good nights sleep to snap out of this.. \\u270c\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Oh my gosh... How To Love by Lil Wayne just came on. My night is complete."} +{"tweet": "I like how when the black kid is getting yelled at the two white kids just stare !!!! @JenicaaMuston @EvanKenleyWest4"} +{"tweet": "I hope this vacation will be a time for me to just take a break from everything."} +{"tweet": "#askashley what is your favorite outfit to model in? @AshAlexiss"} +{"tweet": "Wind 9 mph W. Barometer 29.88 in, Rising. Temperature 44.2 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 45%"} +{"tweet": "Making some coffee...cause it sounds delightful!"} +{"tweet": "Someone stay at my house with me this weekend we can have fun don't worry"} +{"tweet": "@KaylaMarie122 no that's too detrimental to my well-being"} +{"tweet": "Not 1 offer....."} +{"tweet": "Let's make some tattoo money today."} +{"tweet": "Epic weekend in Rome with the crews that's all I gotta say... \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude1c\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83c\\udfc0\\ud83c\\udfc2\\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83c\\udf55"} +{"tweet": "Japanese or hooters? PLEASE REPLY!!! ;)"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@RackandHelens: @molliejw @slkizer @achristal how was your weekend?\\u201dgreat time with great friends!!! Thanks!!!"} +{"tweet": "The voicemail i have from @alisonpieroni is pretty on point to how we were all feeling last night."} +{"tweet": "@SBNationMLB and every other defensive play in this game!"} +{"tweet": "Let me be lonely tonight."} +{"tweet": "@tittycocaine k."} +{"tweet": "Phone broke :/ no phone till tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@AustinGriffin63 if its yours shouldn't you already have it? #deep"} +{"tweet": "Walk into Wendy's with mom and two black girls behind the counter just go at it. Funniest thing ever \\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "America trying to assassinate my character"} +{"tweet": "@mitchmorris014 lol I hear ya ."} +{"tweet": "#freezing"} +{"tweet": "@KnollAlex hey dick breath get over here and give me a back rub."} +{"tweet": "My past is in the past. I've moved on. I am happy,"} +{"tweet": "@i_am_sasquatch It is imperative that you give another speech that."} +{"tweet": "Hey @ryleyurchek"} +{"tweet": "And sometimes you just need to take a break go home sit down and relax with the most precious gifts God has given us. #family"} +{"tweet": "@DrBusyhead if you are true reds fan you root for ANYBODY but them!"} +{"tweet": "I just watched the funniest thing ever, can't stop laughing"} +{"tweet": "@__lovedearly I was sleep but we can talk now until I fall back asleep"} +{"tweet": "@CindyBoren Yup. I don't carry one, but I'm definitely in the minority there."} +{"tweet": "@Steven_Swenson @crazytrkdriver2 @dogstar7tweets @MomsDemand @CSGV That is so not the point......."} +{"tweet": "@jethrova Morning, Monday again....Blech."} +{"tweet": "pretty chill night"} +{"tweet": "Lol why do i even text people"} +{"tweet": "and nearly frozen"} +{"tweet": "Well a nap didn't happen :( #WhereAreYouSecondWind"} +{"tweet": "I'm such a lucky girl."} +{"tweet": "fuck the cool kids"} +{"tweet": "cleaning for my home health client today & open a drawer and it's full of porn DVDs like uhhh ew \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "Brobo... New nickname I guess"} +{"tweet": "Looking forward to speaking @hollandcollege The culinary institute of Canada next week!"} +{"tweet": "\\We accept the love we think we deserve\\\" -#PerksOfBeingAWallFlower\""} +{"tweet": "Why am I up right now?"} +{"tweet": "I wished my sister would hurry #seriouslytho"} +{"tweet": "I just don't understand what goes through other people's heads.."} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry but if I don't talk to you anymore than there's probably a good reason! \\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Don't wanna go back to the real world \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "kill the governor already"} +{"tweet": "I don't like how on temple run 2 it says \\save me\\\" when you die\""} +{"tweet": "Monsters university is hilarious"} +{"tweet": "@OMGAshleeNicole but prolly not"} +{"tweet": "The line at Chipotle is suppose to be on the right side. The left-side line confused me."} +{"tweet": "@HarleighDitz you havent been? <\\\\3"} +{"tweet": "Feeling a little better about this test now."} +{"tweet": "@JKaser32 try pick pocket level 25....haha ya I'm a boss...if we are talking about the same thing......lol!"} +{"tweet": "#RealFriends @Brooke_Shockey & @CodyStockner The three musketeers! \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Idk if your in denial or you just don't care"} +{"tweet": "Now I get to open presents at my dads \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Channing Tatum never fails to give me a boner......"} +{"tweet": "still just chillin... that kush tho"} +{"tweet": "@BabyOndash Nice! How'd the team do!?"} +{"tweet": "expectations are nothing more than expectations"} +{"tweet": "I haven't liked anyone is so long like it feels so weird I am sO LONELY"} +{"tweet": "@Lindsamorphous I'll roast tip to come see you"} +{"tweet": "It's taken me 3 hours to writes this essay on poetry! I jut simply don't understand it"} +{"tweet": "@crichardsxoxo I'm wearing mine lol"} +{"tweet": "@BeckerFappin \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Mrs Logan is the greatest homeroom because I love her lmao"} +{"tweet": "Anyone in the Branch area wanna give Rambo a ride?"} +{"tweet": "Not seeing Zac for two days ain't healthy for me... Wah"} +{"tweet": "It just took 4 rings to get a hold of 911.. If it were more serious, I'd be dead. #fail #souptown"} +{"tweet": "Just got homee"} +{"tweet": "Being angry and watching Dexter is just too much"} +{"tweet": "Praying for @BuekerMaddie! \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "You are a thing of beauty."} +{"tweet": "I want to go break stuff.."} +{"tweet": "@ClaytonDeYoung yeah buddy!"} +{"tweet": "@ScottMcCallum35 yeah I guess your right"} +{"tweet": "867-5309"} +{"tweet": "@whitalvey I've never been, but definitely on my list of things I wanna do"} +{"tweet": "Don't be afraid to be yourself. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "bitch, freak my shit."} +{"tweet": "#HALOawards cant wait to watch austin @AustinMahone"} +{"tweet": "At some point if you wanna be there or not you just gotta strap up and play \\ud83c\\udfc0. Take pride in your game #Kentucky"} +{"tweet": "We're fucking dead"} +{"tweet": "#WhyIHateInstagram when you want to upload a picture it crops like too much"} +{"tweet": "Springsteen"} +{"tweet": "The #cubs are scary bad"} +{"tweet": "You're pissing me off"} +{"tweet": "@johnnydthach yeah, I have an android. Upgrading to an iPhone in the Fall!"} +{"tweet": "@brittany13dee @taylorstwin same here, but I tried to eat noodles today and I about died haha"} +{"tweet": "And the fact that duck dynasty is on just makes everything so much better \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@catieeheil I miss you too you!! Come visit! :)"} +{"tweet": "Harry's a prettier girl than me"} +{"tweet": "This is the best weekend I have had, in a very long time. Gonna make this night memorable \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "I'm such a loser"} +{"tweet": "I love how all you do is bitch about how terrible of a daughter I am. Really appreciate it."} +{"tweet": "Freakin awesome."} +{"tweet": "pretty sure I have like 20 tests next week \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "This is how I plan my day in my head.. \\Well I work at three so I should get outta bed at no later then two to shower\\\" #ratchet\""} +{"tweet": "Shark week \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@JohnVassNascar get it fixed and use it!! I heard our President wants to tax everything that doesn't work"} +{"tweet": "Getting that 6 pack"} +{"tweet": "This new Xbox is awesome"} +{"tweet": "Darby is afraid of balloons so she keeps trying to attack us."} +{"tweet": "Omg the sun is final shining for the first time in 3 days \\ud83d\\ude04 #sunshinestate #not"} +{"tweet": "@bailey_thomp16 allright that was a bad decision we just crashed"} +{"tweet": "I'm over this damn school. 176 days is toooooooo long \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "Brooklyn knows who I'm talking about\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Wasn't supposed to get out work til 3 and I'm out already!"} +{"tweet": "Baby face problems........."} +{"tweet": "Can I live"} +{"tweet": "@alexxandriakush ikkk"} +{"tweet": "You can't live a positive life with a negative mind."} +{"tweet": "@withawinkeyface at least she knows about protection, that's why you pry have chlamydia and she don't."} +{"tweet": "@Daylisky you don't like me do ya bro well guess what I don't give a Fuck bro bro how bout that"} +{"tweet": "Fuck this night totally ruined"} +{"tweet": "@bootylish_aly15 I've never thought you could be more gay"} +{"tweet": "@AaronBlacklance very doubtful."} +{"tweet": "Can't breathe or sleep \\ud83d\\ude35"} +{"tweet": "@ImTheDizz @bamurphy3 Oh I'm disappointed in you, boys! On the contrary, this story has just begun! It's gonna get much, much worse!"} +{"tweet": "@StephenOzoroski \\ud83d\\ude11 oh my gosh. Every freakin time..."} +{"tweet": "Thank god Alyssa isn't going away"} +{"tweet": "@MaltDomo Thank ya Mr!:))"} +{"tweet": "@aligomes_ we have yearbook \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "Can we have this weather everyday or"} +{"tweet": "@Derick_is_a_hik @TrentAitchison you're white as fuck. #no"} +{"tweet": "My stomach feels like it's gonna explode"} +{"tweet": "moonshine on the boulders lol..."} +{"tweet": "@Angy_Bergado you're taking classes?"} +{"tweet": "@SeanLowe09 what finally made it click?"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to go to the lake with @JORDYNaNEAL on Friday! \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude05\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Atleast it's the last day of school before spring break"} +{"tweet": "Why do I continue to make the same dumb decision \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@shockey45 lmfao this is great!\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udca9"} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna hangout? :)"} +{"tweet": "@TinyTimTheDJ my rents went there the weekend of the tourney once ... Got some sick pictures.. They can't catch great whites tho"} +{"tweet": "@JoseCanseco you're fucking cancer"} +{"tweet": "we are about to put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism."} +{"tweet": "God damnit dude.."} +{"tweet": "You'll be happy when I just fucking disappear"} +{"tweet": "What am i watchiing."} +{"tweet": "@lacedaawg yeah best one we've ever taken"} +{"tweet": "I've been exhausted all day and now that it's time for sleep I can't get relaxed"} +{"tweet": "@Olivia_RoseC oh boy \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I wish I was watching football today #sadtweet"} +{"tweet": "@LibbyEasterling \\ud83d\\ude30"} +{"tweet": "My parking lot fee is probably hitting about 20 bucks at this point"} +{"tweet": "#sodumb"} +{"tweet": "Anyone up for the mall?"} +{"tweet": "I don't understand how I manage to burn every time I go outside in weather over 75 degrees"} +{"tweet": "@dpshow Yankees announcer was referring to pettitte as a coach because he came out of the dugout in that role. Too bad YOU missed that."} +{"tweet": "You'd be in great shape if you ran like your mouth."} +{"tweet": "Casually sobbing into my popcorn bc I've made a mistake"} +{"tweet": "@sexyman48 don't be so naughty!"} +{"tweet": "\\Well jill, sorry we didn't make it to canada this time. I know you were looking forward to having your body cavity searched\\\" @MPotapenko\""} +{"tweet": "@cheefkeith Parm"} +{"tweet": "Summer time fine"} +{"tweet": "When a cute ass guy has a girlfriend <<< #mylife"} +{"tweet": "I'm totes listening to country music right now @geenbean ."} +{"tweet": "Check it take my order cause ya body likes to carry out and let me walk into ya body till its lights out @jtimberlake"} +{"tweet": "I should've got 2 cases just in case."} +{"tweet": "@LacyBlevins @kcrum91 haha...sorry I didn't talk, was in mid-hiccup."} +{"tweet": "I can't even deal... hahahaha."} +{"tweet": "@JohnKicklighter either we are already there or temporary government shutdown is no big thing"} +{"tweet": "@garrettperkins_ thats the fucking truth!"} +{"tweet": "Wow so pissed"} +{"tweet": "@FitnessClay you take that back it is an amazing thing!!"} +{"tweet": "Loved the surprise visit earlier!! Thank you much!! @TristalynKint \\ud83d\\ude3b"} +{"tweet": "I was born to be true. not perfect"} +{"tweet": "Oomf"} +{"tweet": "@butterflysnbees It was a trainwreck. Labor&delivery were not kind to my boy. He spent 2 days in NICU. We're all home and doing well now."} +{"tweet": "@TheLifeOfHaynes I was going to rio grande but i'm trying to transfer to kent and probably eventually move to kent toooo."} +{"tweet": "Working alllll day wooooo \\ud83d\\udcb0\\ud83d\\udcb0\\ud83d\\udcb0"} +{"tweet": "@Drew_Thur I miss you bby boy ;p"} +{"tweet": "@ledzep_zoso75 When will they release bonaroo lineup"} +{"tweet": "How did I end up right here with you\\nAfter all the things that I been through"} +{"tweet": "@sidneydean very down for this look"} +{"tweet": "@zachhunt0 ):"} +{"tweet": "My mom is going to get a dermal so awesome."} +{"tweet": "What happened to the person I met??"} +{"tweet": "I'll give anyone my all until i have a reason not to."} +{"tweet": "I feel awful, but it needed to be said,"} +{"tweet": "Whiskey for my men and beer for my horses."} +{"tweet": "Chad, do you see what I see on twitter right now? @CJ_Kisel"} +{"tweet": "All the girls say I'm pretty fly for a white guy @Worrun"} +{"tweet": "Little pissy today..."} +{"tweet": "@TuckerReinhardt haha that was like 7 years ago"} +{"tweet": "If Vic ever noticed me I would die, I WILL SEE HIM ONE DAY AND I WILL POSSIBLY RAPE HIM"} +{"tweet": "I need to burp. Like its killing my stomach."} +{"tweet": "I miss my bed \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "I spend my life around gay men. Romantically frustrating. No not sexually. #romantically"} +{"tweet": "Looks like tosay is going to be the day I get out of work and hate everyone and lay in my bed and watch movies. Yup. Deffinetly is!"} +{"tweet": "@mcsansonetti. Sorry for being loud in the weight room"} +{"tweet": "My biggest decision this week is which bar karaoke song I will sing first @l"} +{"tweet": "I don't wanna lose you now \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@NotLucasLarson And his voice is so badass!"} +{"tweet": "WHZT SO I DO"} +{"tweet": "There is nothing worse in the world than bathroom attendants."} +{"tweet": "@erinnnn30 eh, kinda. But mostly we wanted to get to the car quickly before we got in. We will have that drink we missed another time."} +{"tweet": "Coming back in 200 free seated 6th tonight and swimming with my girls @aferraco29 and #twitterlesspaige. Let's get it ladies!"} +{"tweet": "A few glasses if wine and I'm a dancing machine \\ud83d\\udc83\\ud83d\\udc83"} +{"tweet": "@Cayt_Andrianna haha we can kick them out and have a girls night sometime! \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@Gavinwasko3 I ain't ever past the bar but I know a little bit"} +{"tweet": "Anyone else watch Ravenswood?"} +{"tweet": "There's nothing more attractive than a guy who can express what he's feeling about you TO you. #RealMenOnly"} +{"tweet": "Still thinking I have that tapeworm.. #cantstopeating"} +{"tweet": "Orientation at DSW got rescheduled to Monday.. Anyone want to hang out tonight? #FreeNight"} +{"tweet": "Can't shake that"} +{"tweet": "@JoyLimNakrin Fascinating discussion on social anxiety! Thanks for covering the topic @fox25news"} +{"tweet": "@Itsjacibitch I didn't know you guys were going!"} +{"tweet": "@cmayne_xoxo cracks me up\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Woah, my parents just said I can bring someone with me next year #finally"} +{"tweet": "My question to the world is: if a cupcake has bananas in it does that make it healthy??"} +{"tweet": "AMC has to have a deal with Dodge. All their shows have so many."} +{"tweet": "Just wanna say how I feel ! But I can't do that without a disaster happening :("} +{"tweet": "I hate being alone."} +{"tweet": "I feel like i live in Dr. Offices anymore ... I will be so happy if the day comes that i can feel good again and not be sick ... Prayers..."} +{"tweet": "Half hour class #illtakeit \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@rachdstokes the times wrong"} +{"tweet": "@Annadilllo yup and it crashed, they'll probably fix it though"} +{"tweet": "'#"} +{"tweet": "I prob should've played basketball, Idc if I'm ass."} +{"tweet": "My question is how many other people have you said that to?"} +{"tweet": "Thank god tomorrow is Friday! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@dennis5595 \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@SimonCowell just bought them. Best purchase I've made since buying @onedirection #midnightmemories"} +{"tweet": "Why window shop and you own this \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@FriskyMackie Lolz, It's 'cause Octavia didn't know anything."} +{"tweet": "@renshaw_rachel #ido"} +{"tweet": "I need a new avi but its 2:30 and I am not putting on make up"} +{"tweet": "Youth group sucks now"} +{"tweet": "Mumford and Sons! Amazing album for amazing group"} +{"tweet": "Happy Thanksgiving! Wishing you a safe & healthy day filled with many blessings!"} +{"tweet": "@Megliss I wonder if it's the same person I just said this about earlier."} +{"tweet": "Reminiscing with the load. @BrandonTretsven #sobummed"} +{"tweet": "my fault for not listening to everyone about you"} +{"tweet": "I can't get the mental image of the dance scene from.Hitch out of my head"} +{"tweet": "Debating on getting up an making breakfast for myself or stay in bed an try to sleep #decisionsdecisions"} +{"tweet": "@joejoeup2nogood I'll be there! I miss you in first hour"} +{"tweet": "WiFi - Could you please not keep going on & off ? Thanks."} +{"tweet": "Can you please explain to me why you post the same things on facebook and twitter? #pickone"} +{"tweet": "@daniellechuaa haha my baddd I thought that was you"} +{"tweet": "I haven't been downstairs since last Saturday.. mostly because I know I still have a lot of cleaning up to do"} +{"tweet": "Escalators are stairs with ADD."} +{"tweet": "On to the next mistake"} +{"tweet": "@ItsMeMiles_95 haha you too Miles."} +{"tweet": "You don't call that a foul with this close of a game on this big of a stage #BadCall"} +{"tweet": "Comparative politics puts me in such a bad mood"} +{"tweet": "@sincerelyshelle beacuse men still hold on to that idea that a woman needs a man and if she don't have one.....what's wrong with her?"} +{"tweet": "Something's wrong with my Sally baby \\ud83d\\ude13"} +{"tweet": "@CodyMeyer7 it!"} +{"tweet": "I'm ready for bed \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "In Christmas movies, if the parents don't believe in Santa, where do they think the extra gifts come from? #Christmas"} +{"tweet": "@JamesRadio Nice guy. But just think: has made millions for nothing, had more skanks than one could fathom for nothing, & hot tubs."} +{"tweet": "purposely folding the laundry like shit so my mom doesn't make me do it anymore"} +{"tweet": "Third time rating ice cream today. I need an intervention \\ud83c\\udf66\\ud83c\\udf66\\ud83c\\udf66\\ud83c\\udf66"} +{"tweet": "so drained and exhausted"} +{"tweet": "The day still is young. Gonna do my best to fight and stay strong."} +{"tweet": "@peacockbbbyyyy (:"} +{"tweet": "I'm in one of those moods were I wanna do something but I'm too lazy to get up, does that make sense"} +{"tweet": "@AyyyItsKBO everyone."} +{"tweet": "Just keep it up and I'm most out of the picture - just a little bit more ......."} +{"tweet": "@migg_14 We're still ahead so SUCK ONE! hahahah #justkidding"} +{"tweet": "@Trevor_0yster @triadcrushes @kara_kucinick28 @7_to_34 obviously someone retarded"} +{"tweet": "@samerrill58 no the person I just snapped you hahahahha"} +{"tweet": "@Lischhaa has me in a mood"} +{"tweet": "@allymany yes!!"} +{"tweet": "Walked all the way back to my dorm from class and then realized that I rode my bike to class \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@Bwbarbee81 lol but I heard good reviews. I don't even think it could classify as a horror movie"} +{"tweet": "I could come home from school and literally sleep till the next morning and still have trouble getting out of bed"} +{"tweet": "If this falls through, things will be \\ud83d\\udc4c."} +{"tweet": "@betrickyalways no. that ship has sailed. wide awake right now. hoping I can sleep on the way to New York haha"} +{"tweet": "This just sucks because I know I'm not gonna get over it soon and I have no one to actually talk to, because I barely have freinds anymore."} +{"tweet": "I want a baby piggy!"} +{"tweet": "Never drinking outside again #NotAboutThatLife"} +{"tweet": "@halnordin not at all. I was content with Jenna Dave Walt you and damion, that was the original plan I though anyways lol"} +{"tweet": "@pimpdaddyMena @low_keypoppin ok"} +{"tweet": "I cannot STAND when people use two negatives in a sentence"} +{"tweet": "#BeatSparks @costa_mike @Graveyard0552 @OfficialJHouse"} +{"tweet": "@adam_anthony10 asshole"} +{"tweet": "Knoxville native Bryce Brentz hit another HR in Red Sox spring training today, that's his 2nd."} +{"tweet": "I ruined everything"} +{"tweet": "it's kinda awkward when people think I'm goobs. because I don't see the resemblance \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "We all use to be so close..but we let pointless drama get in the way of our friendships."} +{"tweet": "@madelinegadkins then why did you say at all costs?"} +{"tweet": "Dinner at Olive Garden... The looks we get when we walk in.... @beccalbishop #bitches"} +{"tweet": "@bb912 it's not luck"} +{"tweet": "@beccaisnumber1 jeep wrangler for sale in nelliston too just passed it"} +{"tweet": "Where's Shelby Miller? #STLCards"} +{"tweet": "#ToMyFutureWife --- \\@CauseWereGuys: How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@cervantes_ruth thanks. I just hope I don't have to take her to the doctor tonight"} +{"tweet": "Ill be your love song & ill love you right off your feet until you fall into me."} +{"tweet": "@MadieArledge yes, it's normal paint you just buy in a can and paint it on your walls \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "RIP rabbit that just tried to run across the road in front of me... you were fast but not fast enough. Poor guy never stood a chance"} +{"tweet": "Watching that Reggie Miller shit , still drunk"} +{"tweet": "@NiallOfficial who was supposed to have done this bahaha"} +{"tweet": "@Lehgoo_Mehgoo all parents do, but ESPECIALLY yours. Any ticky tack foul, or anything that goes against you.. They'll throw their hands in"} +{"tweet": "All done with my #Christmas shopping!! Woot Woot"} +{"tweet": "@hiramboyd @MajorLeagueJake all tge potential to be kazmir and more"} +{"tweet": "Big game for the boys in blue #GoBlue"} +{"tweet": "Thank the Lord no one is screenshotting me this morning."} +{"tweet": "I don't get how you have friends that you talk so much shit about \\ud83d\\ude45"} +{"tweet": "AC tonight."} +{"tweet": "I want hemp and beads in my hair, looks so cooool"} +{"tweet": "@BarbNichol haha thanks barb!! He had a great game, thank god!"} +{"tweet": "Captain crunch with berries for the win."} +{"tweet": "I love my drained rats, Tessa domm and Anna \\ud83d\\udc9b\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "@jsl_0888 I miss you too!"} +{"tweet": "I'm so excited to go campus touring my junior year for some reason\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "If you tell me you have a migraine and you don't want to blow your brains out then you don't have a migraine shut the fuck up"} +{"tweet": "@KnockinEmOut agreed"} +{"tweet": "@Kennsy42x3 I have a one day a week job that pays me $35. That would be like almost a months pay for me xc"} +{"tweet": "I feel like today was a productive enjoyable day \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "that is as if two Of the three teams (Clemson, oregan or Alabama) lose."} +{"tweet": "I wanna workout with @TheKennyBell7 lol he's huge!"} +{"tweet": "So beyond done"} +{"tweet": "Juuuus kiddin. That was gross."} +{"tweet": "@morganhudson18 do it!"} +{"tweet": "Sooo who wants to come kiss me at midnight?\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "I hate missing you, but I'm so thankful that you're mine to miss. \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "Ew some people are honestly so creepy"} +{"tweet": "Time is wasting"} +{"tweet": "We dropped @krissyecka off, billy missed and exit, now we're lost."} +{"tweet": "@abigailworstell I died laughing that was too funny"} +{"tweet": "@Ashtan_hickman you're."} +{"tweet": "@EricEstenfelder @Matt_Stoneking @h_dunnn RUNNING AROUND LEAVING SCARS"} +{"tweet": "@BeshinJay we brought it to the garage but then they told us to bring it to ford"} +{"tweet": "Count it"} +{"tweet": "Okay we get it #Shutup"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna make you say you love me\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "What's better than a Monday night football promo? A MNF promo featuring a Griffey nod."} +{"tweet": "Could've gotten @jimmyjohns delivery but decided to drive through campus traffic just to see @ecady at her new store. Now that's #truelove!"} +{"tweet": "I will seriously pay someone to cook for me!"} +{"tweet": "@schadjoe still deceived much of the public by insinuating he had met with her in person several times before..also, never went to funeral?"} +{"tweet": "I hate @abbyphipps_ #lockedout"} +{"tweet": "my name is not Megan."} +{"tweet": "seriously what the fuck is wrong with the audio on this shit. Also this dopey asshole can't seem to talk."} +{"tweet": "Went to the bank with almost a thousand dollars in my hand. Left the bank with $60 in my hand. Came home with only $8...#MoneyProbs"} +{"tweet": "My dogs are crazzzyyy."} +{"tweet": "@metruedesign2 Lets put the past behind us"} +{"tweet": "@rayandalee not really called for."} +{"tweet": "@XxJARELLExX \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Can @WildBoyzzzzz just go fuck himself? Like seriously, BYE! \\ud83d\\udc4b\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Natalie left her purse at van and she's like \\my fav spray is in there I need to find it!\\\" Her dad goes, NO NATALIE YOUR CARD IS IN THERE!!\""} +{"tweet": "It's so strange how I can hear your voice saying every text you send to me"} +{"tweet": "@lydia_mae211 but I thought we were cute \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@graisone1 omg.. \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33 i was scared for life."} +{"tweet": "Bongs & Thongs \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I think I might dye my hair dark. Just for a little while at least"} +{"tweet": "We don't get the results of Tryouts till tomorrow #nervous"} +{"tweet": "@Paul_brinkel oh yeah I didn't do that...."} +{"tweet": "People I knew from high school having kids? I'm just sitting here like.. What?"} +{"tweet": "can't believe the name of the mineral in avatar is actually unobtainium like seriously where's the creativity?!"} +{"tweet": "Thank you Stanford! Now Bama needs to do work Saturday #RollTide"} +{"tweet": "@Chelsea_Wymer Soooo should we dress warm for the game Saturday? \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "People who also go out of their way to put down another team..please. Get over that crap. Just enjoy the game!"} +{"tweet": "@Boobie_C32 haha"} +{"tweet": "@Kopeschka18 @meeeeeessh I agree. It was a nice dick"} +{"tweet": "@njmadmaxlyons got tht air conditioning biotch"} +{"tweet": "@leesuhcar is there one in the parking lot?!"} +{"tweet": "Physics today >>>>"} +{"tweet": "I know where I'll be on Memorial Day. Fast Six is the best news I've heard all year. #vindieselisagod #superbowl2013"} +{"tweet": "I just love how people are don't you?"} +{"tweet": "Snapchat is a very dangerous app"} +{"tweet": "@thats0jack OMG JACK I LOVE YOU MORE THAN LIFE"} +{"tweet": "@alexamarie15_ you made this photo directed towards me in 6th grade\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "And now LeBron will go off for 25 in the 4th, Noah & Belinelli foul out and Nate Robinson will grow 5 inches to look like 50 cents twin."} +{"tweet": "@bigg_sopphh20 happy Thanksgiving"} +{"tweet": "@RuthieOlivia that'll be good!!! I think we should all work on it, but then again some people are WAAAYYY to confident haha"} +{"tweet": "@AP804 @TigersProspects @ramietytgat Fister? Why?"} +{"tweet": "I'm a Leo for a reason"} +{"tweet": "Just dance night with the family."} +{"tweet": "Working 6 and 7 days a week about to get old. It's fishing season people. #BASSFISHING"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@VeryGrumpyCat: I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "@ricksporcic That was kind of sad in a way man. Don't you think?"} +{"tweet": "@tanner_nygren that sucks!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@lopchristoph001 yeah that"} +{"tweet": "@RIliescu15 they're booing the commissioner not the Blackhawks. Rightly so too."} +{"tweet": "Upset nation? #UofM"} +{"tweet": "Glad this weekend's over"} +{"tweet": "These rastafarian people or whatever are smoking so much"} +{"tweet": "One of these days I won't be able to hold in my thoughts... And then the truth will come out."} +{"tweet": "@aserrrvs Matthew 6:34"} +{"tweet": "@matt_hennie @GianaNicole15 what kind of sick game is this"} +{"tweet": "Lord have mercy"} +{"tweet": "Soo bored its not even funny"} +{"tweet": "if you're a cheerleader then your obviously supposed to cheer. don't ask why the hell your doing so many cheers."} +{"tweet": "My dad is such an asshole"} +{"tweet": "White people are held to a higher standard because were not the minority. This basically means minorities can be racist with no consequence."} +{"tweet": "watching 1000 ways to die makes me cringe. but its so interesting and funny but not funny at all actually super creepy"} +{"tweet": "Dang that girl is beautiful"} +{"tweet": "the snow looks like glitter and I'm likin it \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@nat_cat11 id have a 5 day weekend! I won't be at school Tuesday either!"} +{"tweet": "Happy valentines day ladies"} +{"tweet": "@bibliophile89 Often...but I haven't..yet.."} +{"tweet": "#ThingsPeopleDoThatPissMeOff ignore me"} +{"tweet": "Paul's BladeRF has arrived, to join mine. GPS disciplined oscillators as reference. FSK modem first?"} +{"tweet": "Who up"} +{"tweet": "@Shatirahhh im dead serious you never have time for me it seems like"} +{"tweet": "Well I was asleep, until I woke up from Hitting my head on the wall\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 and @katierae_98 laughing \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "At this basketball game and this team is called the Bellied Ballers...really?!?!?!"} +{"tweet": "Found my other kilt under a melted snow bank in my driveway \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@lillrayyy blocked"} +{"tweet": "@cassie4africa @abc123kasey I was about to tweet this! Haha"} +{"tweet": "Last walk through of South \\ud83d\\ude1f its a sad day!"} +{"tweet": "Headed to the office to finish my best man speech! Switching a lot around!"} +{"tweet": "@CutonDime25 @derrick3DPhilly @RealSkipBayless damn. Wonder what was said on the field"} +{"tweet": "Through tear drops and laughter we'll pass through this world hand in hand"} +{"tweet": "@brittany_jeann haha I bet! I really am thinking about getting a side by side.. Haha"} +{"tweet": "@hailzmcheezy oh thank god."} +{"tweet": "Ugh so tired"} +{"tweet": "@jesswise015 @bmoney2114 awheeeeeee"} +{"tweet": "@Dee_Burch \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@toninperkaj @SeanHaddow9 It's the only way to do it!"} +{"tweet": "my only thought these past few days has been Chicago Chicago Chicago. August 8th needs to hurry up!"} +{"tweet": "@SJ_SarahJo @Eyarna what someone finds funny is completely based upon that persons sense of humor. If they think a joke about rape is funny"} +{"tweet": "@_kaitlynbackk \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 his brother is a fag too. It must run in the family i guess"} +{"tweet": "@malcshakes wait seriously"} +{"tweet": "Oh wait"} +{"tweet": "I said thing is I used to have abs & Anna said it's ok we never had abs \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I'm not a very patient person."} +{"tweet": "@fox_compliments passing the compliment to @gabbyeskis because she's the most beautiful person I've ever met. inside and out."} +{"tweet": "Is it baaaad that"} +{"tweet": "Two Bradley Cooper movies in a row. Alway a great idea."} +{"tweet": "Once a week is to much? 4 times a month?! This is stupid. #fml."} +{"tweet": "@paigenied5 it's the best!!! Dancin in the moonlight"} +{"tweet": "So excited to see @Ralphie_May again tonight at @FoxwoodsCT #funny #comedy"} +{"tweet": "@kimmashungry don't tell me what to do Kimberlyn."} +{"tweet": "@HaleyBedard4 holy shit I didn't even see that"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "game night! \\ud83c\\udccf"} +{"tweet": "When before an open door we must decide whether or not to go through but first we must decide if it was God that placed the door there. Pray"} +{"tweet": "@alyssa_rohlandd @jbeadle50 hahaha i am not rich"} +{"tweet": "@NOLE_NAT1ON thank you so much"} +{"tweet": "My back itchessss"} +{"tweet": "Probz can count about 3 people I like right now \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "So much for sleeping."} +{"tweet": "This game is fucking over #MNF"} +{"tweet": "@chancetherapper isn't coming to oklahoma on his tour... Kinda upsetting.."} +{"tweet": "@AmandaReeves212 nooooo I miss it all so much I miss the room with the fish and our fake colored hair"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I legitimately wish I didn't have to be alive anymore so I didn't have to live with all this pain. It actually happens a lot."} +{"tweet": "If your a stripper because you have a child to take care of by yourself your a good mother but if u are a stripper for attention u r a whore"} +{"tweet": "@JennPen92 I has homework!!!!! Too much of it."} +{"tweet": "He's precious :)"} +{"tweet": "@ashgo4th so lol tell em to go fall offa hill"} +{"tweet": "Hen I play volleyball my goal is to get floor burn because it means I'm trying my hardest! #TheVolleyballStruggle"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "It's a wine night by the fire in nc tonight\\ud83c\\udf77\\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "@CusickDanielle the real question is why are you up and not texting me."} +{"tweet": "@NathanWahrer I appreciate you keeping tabs on my life. #bffs"} +{"tweet": "@xoxomyranda ok"} +{"tweet": "@__ImDes k"} +{"tweet": "@E_Jagielo Congrats man your a player for one of the best franchises in the history of baseball ! Good luck !"} +{"tweet": "@AshleaBabyy Really, what's up? I'm leaving in a minute btw he's about to crash."} +{"tweet": "\\Look! The \\ud83d\\udc10 is watching @just_bob19 pee.\\\" Umm @rigga621, that would be a \\ud83d\\udc36! \\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "Looking gorgeous @AubreyODay !"} +{"tweet": "Someone come over and make me some blueberry pancakes. I'm home alone and too lazy to get outta bed. \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Beth is eating some weird lookin shit on break right now. I hope I don't eat like that when I decide to have kids lol"} +{"tweet": "@AMoll07 just left when do you plan on going?"} +{"tweet": "Obsessed #MariahCarey describes you 100000000% accurately"} +{"tweet": "@SnapIn2ASlimKim woah wait a second! You did it to me last week \\ud83d\\ude4d #justloveme"} +{"tweet": "@shannon_jax #boom"} +{"tweet": "THANK YOU FOR PICKING ME UP EARLY WITH AROMA JOES MOM"} +{"tweet": "I absolutely hate every person"} +{"tweet": "@laclips it\\u2019s real. I copied it from my other account that he hasn\\u2019t blocked yet. I often want to tweet obscenities at him through it."} +{"tweet": "Making these excuses why you're not around."} +{"tweet": "I like that there is always breaking news on all TVs in Arrow."} +{"tweet": "Why are strawberries so good!??"} +{"tweet": "There is only one Amanda that does not irritate me"} +{"tweet": "Offending a bunch of people in the parking lot this morning with my Newsboys!! #TeamJesus"} +{"tweet": "Learned not to let the little things get to me"} +{"tweet": "@ryanlochte your faces during the politics inquisition...priceless! #WWRLD"} +{"tweet": "I was top of the line reckless last night"} +{"tweet": "That wasn't about you"} +{"tweet": "I've got to get my priorities straight."} +{"tweet": "@samanthavbailey \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Ugh"} +{"tweet": "Reasons I love twitter, get to comment on awesome people's stuff like @DUSTIN_RHODES1 & watch strangers ask absurd ?'s with No point"} +{"tweet": "Bring back Mrs routtes books you fucks."} +{"tweet": "I love my mustang #mybaby"} +{"tweet": "Oh you know. Casually passing out as they were explaining the procedure. \\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "California dream, Amsterdam reality."} +{"tweet": "I'm so happy I don't have to be at school til 930 all week. #yes"} +{"tweet": "@lanzdog I did to man. hope it's going to be a good season"} +{"tweet": "Text me #wahtweet"} +{"tweet": "I'm so ready for vacation. I need Friday to be here NOW. Just a whole week of going to shows and the beach. \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@HCO_KidStackz @evanlangg5 nevermind it's hilarious...."} +{"tweet": "I had a dream i graduated college the morning of my high school graduation with a degree in watercolor's....."} +{"tweet": "\\@brensanity96: Ill never give up on something I want a day in my life #Trueee\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "My dogs son keeps bothering him he's mad"} +{"tweet": "That kinda blew me"} +{"tweet": "@lexiisbrown I agree with you <3"} +{"tweet": "@borisnorris how could you!!!! \\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\ude28"} +{"tweet": "Level 37 in candy crush is almost possible"} +{"tweet": "I can't stop eating. What is life"} +{"tweet": "Accident prone is an understatement today."} +{"tweet": "@RyanBlagg \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 Cinderella!"} +{"tweet": "Let's reminisce my 18th year of life, what a crazy year man"} +{"tweet": "Lets just watch movies and cuddle."} +{"tweet": "@4ever_A_Boss probs not stop and shop sucks"} +{"tweet": "Either go to rehab for a semester and cure my addiction to marijuana... Or sign my life away to student loans. Guess which one I'm picking \\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "I listen to people bitch about money and I realize it doesn't matter how much u make some people are never happy...#smh"} +{"tweet": "FINALLY get to go out skiing!"} +{"tweet": "This has got to be a joke"} +{"tweet": "It's almost 5 o'clock in the morning and I'm watching eating videos on YouTube and now I want to go to McDonalds what's going on"} +{"tweet": "Oh and by best friend in my last tweet I mean @AndriaTesta"} +{"tweet": "My sleep is fucked."} +{"tweet": "@HaleyWiebenga hold on you have one?!?"} +{"tweet": "@_MrMcWeiner nooo idt you will. sorry"} +{"tweet": "@Real_Liam_Payne hi baby!"} +{"tweet": "@MissFrickkk @shelbylcsmith I was kidding.You know I love you!I think used my tiny muscles putting your wheelchair in my trunk#thestruggle \\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could fall back asleep but nooo I'm wide awake\\ud83d\\ude36 \\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "3,740 minutes till christmassss"} +{"tweet": "@TGGivens WOOOOOOOOOOOT"} +{"tweet": "\\I've had so much of that I don't need that...okay I'm lying I do\\\" - @carson_jones21\""} +{"tweet": "Thanks a lot \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Selena Gomez comes on and any sense of focus I once had is now GONE"} +{"tweet": "@CodyMeyer5 I give up!!!!"} +{"tweet": "saying my family is crazy is a complete understatement ."} +{"tweet": "@ashleamills I use tech to give my students a \\ visual\\\" of what is happening to their bodies through fitness activity.\""} +{"tweet": "@jzeke214 @S_Fisch01 I'll back you up."} +{"tweet": "@JadoreJah omg I can't wait , I miss you doll!!!"} +{"tweet": "@nickwalsh18 who wouldn't?"} +{"tweet": "Seriously. @Ceaks22 makes me feel like I'm in a movie with @Sethrogen at all times because she is so hilarious"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty upset I can't hang out with @tayyylaaa___ and @Jodsterr tonight. I was getting excited \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@kaleeescalante_ lol I don't really know. Probably not.."} +{"tweet": "Can I touch one? I just want to see what they feel like."} +{"tweet": "My response to how everyone hates me ; its okay, I fucking hate you all anyways."} +{"tweet": "I have a feeling today will be a good day \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "That'll be the day I get played again though"} +{"tweet": "50 Shades of Awesome \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Hooked on donuts & pussy tail"} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 29.69 in, Steady. Temperature 72.3 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 99%"} +{"tweet": "@pimpinkin21 haha niggas gon be hatin cuz we gon be decked in that Navy blue. Carrier dome gon be flooded wit Orange lol"} +{"tweet": "@HittinTreeBit bitch i think im k swizz, thats my name dont wear it out. and yes deed is a person & i am in him, problem ?"} +{"tweet": "Whoops \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Another episode of this season's #Californication not dug. The bread & butter of this series is Hank & Karen. Guess they gave that a break."} +{"tweet": "@D_alcorn32 where you at?? There are about 20 Madison girls at my house right now."} +{"tweet": "@_JEungee i know we can't help it can we ;;"} +{"tweet": "@Victoria_IUE thank you!! :)"} +{"tweet": "I hate when people think I'm a baby. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@pk81394 i think there's knives in my stomach #vomit"} +{"tweet": "@calebtbarron was thinking the same thing"} +{"tweet": "Man if what I wanted actually came true...there would be a lot more pandas that's for sure. @kbonf1r3 @n1mindz"} +{"tweet": "@AshaleyJill I can't find my Cranberries CD. I gotta go to the quad before anyone snags it."} +{"tweet": "@anna_bearden you okay pretttyyyy girl?"} +{"tweet": "@Kaiitllyn changed yr pick of us to just you :("} +{"tweet": "When is that castle learning for belts due? #help"} +{"tweet": "@RippedNFit get the best & heaviest leg day in yet!!!"} +{"tweet": "@Schultz1260 So is Atlanta. Cards blowing them out."} +{"tweet": "I ate to much food kill me now"} +{"tweet": "@jamiiee_lynnn couch"} +{"tweet": "@chris_hammond1 Jesus? You've got him!"} +{"tweet": "I'm about to just drive to marist right now @Kim_Meyer29"} +{"tweet": "Every time wagon wheel comes on I scream the lyrics \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@morganmcneely2 the store called me and said your shoes should be in like 5 days"} +{"tweet": "@NancyGraceHLN Or maybe they believe he should be punished. They're just sure which route to take. #Zimmerman"} +{"tweet": "@Wawa >>>sheetz"} +{"tweet": "@EaT_sLeeP_I3aLL ok I'll go with you"} +{"tweet": "Gold all in my chain... Gold all in my watch"} +{"tweet": "@mollll_ @AlyProvencher @bebba_house @Lyds91 @Jillybeee7 were going to bovas and then holding each other"} +{"tweet": "...climbed to the top of the hill (our house is at the bottom), walked downtown, turned around, and headed to the park. Once I was..."} +{"tweet": "Probably time for bed huh"} +{"tweet": "Noting be able to sleep on my left side because of my arm sucks!"} +{"tweet": "Is it weird that I get more excited for Christmas shopping for Loki than I do for anyone else? \\ud83d\\udc36\\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udf84"} +{"tweet": "@JenAttwood1994 I hope you can forgive and we can see be one this please ps I did even know it would Afected you"} +{"tweet": "Pizza and Project Runway."} +{"tweet": "@Tylercox__ we in the same boat I hope I get this job we takin a trip to get away! ASAP"} +{"tweet": "I need something to do."} +{"tweet": "I'm ripped."} +{"tweet": "I hate when people say they feel my pain. \\nNo you fucking don't."} +{"tweet": "@allienicole12_ exactly! I don't think she has the right personality for either"} +{"tweet": "No matter the situation, clear, rain, or snow. The cummins always puts on a show"} +{"tweet": "me and bob rockkkkin out to girls just wanna have fun \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I sometimes wish someone would hang out with me."} +{"tweet": "So Washington State was up 8 with just over 2:00 left, with a 1st down, and the opponent had no timeouts. And they lost. In regulation!"} +{"tweet": "@taylorrrrjeann you're not funny."} +{"tweet": "I really don't wanna a snow day... Cause then Ms.Zinn is gonna give us twice the homework."} +{"tweet": "@huntersdad3911 you bet I have a lot of fun shoveling it!"} +{"tweet": "pregaming to the lizzie mcguire soundtrack"} +{"tweet": "@SaraLiz7 lets go watch Identity Thief tomorrow at 10! Lol."} +{"tweet": "People get so selfish when their drunk."} +{"tweet": "It's pretty much just my friends and a few randos at our bar. Played the word alive in celebration."} +{"tweet": "Don't know what to think anymore"} +{"tweet": "@macpowell yep, I'm up too. Contemplating Calvinism vs Arminianism."} +{"tweet": "I still have an hour to relax. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@LBacon34 You know, that is some excellent perspective. Thanks for that!"} +{"tweet": "Nobody cares about your hair color."} +{"tweet": "A rec center in Dennis would be sick"} +{"tweet": "Wacccck !"} +{"tweet": "You don't know what you have til you lose it ."} +{"tweet": "@GIndriolo Just ordered the Kd'6 Christmas's !! YEAHHH!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@kalibslivka only when you play with my hair will you be considered for that position. \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "@CarleeMehls well you can change your picture haha. But anyway it's all your fault @Big_Dubz34"} +{"tweet": "omg school in 3 weeks what if i forget everything"} +{"tweet": "Damn good practice though. Saturday COME AT US #WAVENATION2013"} +{"tweet": "Gonna try to go sleep"} +{"tweet": "@slliDmadA should have sobriety bowled with me tonight \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "I love sitting by the window with a cup of hot chocolate while it's snowing :)"} +{"tweet": "Thought it would be colder in Utah than midlothian"} +{"tweet": "Prayers to Oklahoma"} +{"tweet": "This whole scholarship thing really just grinds my gears\\ue40e"} +{"tweet": "@_Amandahugnkiss @megschoener calm down"} +{"tweet": "What would I do without you? Cuddle time for you when i get home. #perfff"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "@sameverlark it's two great things band and Harry potter."} +{"tweet": "@jessica5015 @jmcgee1234 haha yeah it'll all probably be done in the last week of summer. #Procrastinator"} +{"tweet": "When @Rshepp43 is home he always takes @megss313 away from me and i get stranded at home with no one #thisisawesome"} +{"tweet": "I'm ready to crash\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@nsmitty_pt @SRRAnderson my basketball skills are unparalleled, but now @smcallise has both agility and power, in all facets of his life."} +{"tweet": "#Lt >>>> #RealTalk \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@guypagano33 \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "You're just as bad at driving"} +{"tweet": "I wouldn't do anything to mess up what I have now"} +{"tweet": "@monkeypusher69 Just put one up."} +{"tweet": "@_ConradG_ this pisses me off"} +{"tweet": "Didn't sleep at all all last night feel like shit and 1/2"} +{"tweet": "@miszmeagan @koolkidjr09 we will get you oneee \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I love @austingibbs15"} +{"tweet": "Praying today goes by fast.."} +{"tweet": "Date night with @dixonalyssa"} +{"tweet": "It's so damn hard to tan in the natural sun.... I miss the tanning bed </3 #tanprobs"} +{"tweet": "Boy or girl. What will baby Duff be at the ultrasound tomorrow? #fb"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to go to school. what's so bad about being dumb?"} +{"tweet": "@nearis37 I hate all of you"} +{"tweet": "Time trial Thursday."} +{"tweet": "Are there two shows called The X Factor? Or?"} +{"tweet": "@kristalynn_3 you are HOT!"} +{"tweet": "@leticiaajaaen do not doubt my words. Everyone knows I got it going."} +{"tweet": "@erincrowley13 \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "family guy was just talking about captain caveman.. #ironic #onlytomethough"} +{"tweet": "@theOnlykLob7 I'm mean cause ily\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "But they are fun because I suck at them."} +{"tweet": "Deal with it"} +{"tweet": "Ok so there's such thing as a hot tub boat"} +{"tweet": "@Jwild12 Daryl!"} +{"tweet": "Wow. OH HOT HAM THIS IS MY JAM"} +{"tweet": "Well that's nice to no!"} +{"tweet": "If I told you a flower bloomed in a dark room, would you trust it?"} +{"tweet": "@ALawRadio Its baseball season. Noone is talking about the Steelers in town."} +{"tweet": "@AshAbercrombie so fun!!!!"} +{"tweet": "\\@Adeola_I: Adeola you really need to stop this\\\"like you really need too \\u263a\""} +{"tweet": "Some people are idiots."} +{"tweet": "@VeeLevs coming haha"} +{"tweet": "@Hannahunfair damn it. Lol. How long is that going til?"} +{"tweet": "So..... When does Mockingjay come out? #catchingfire #bestmovie"} +{"tweet": "@Raycliche thanks babe :')"} +{"tweet": "@GageKray1 I'm probably over laughing the picture, lololol."} +{"tweet": "Going to buy new rollerblades today I think"} +{"tweet": "You need to leave your shoes on.. You're at church. Not the beach.."} +{"tweet": "SO CALL ME MAYBE"} +{"tweet": "@Stacey_Christ will you be at your residence tonight"} +{"tweet": "@swalklet is having a headache"} +{"tweet": "I don't know how I managed to use half my data in five days but I did. #ThisIsBad"} +{"tweet": "So fucking tired"} +{"tweet": "The taste of your kiss , is one of the best tastes in the world."} +{"tweet": "Aww those little kids said I was beautiful \\ud83d\\ude0a #mademynight"} +{"tweet": "@hopeelisabeth5 guess you HAVE to come over tomorrow night \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@JoeMott18 @lexi_hutz the laughs are something else hahahah"} +{"tweet": "I hate sexist assholes...one just told me this isn't a women's place really..."} +{"tweet": "What \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "What's the move tonight"} +{"tweet": "Grey's tonight \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Nooooooooooooo not Taylor! #justintimberlake"} +{"tweet": "I just want to use your love tonight"} +{"tweet": "@blackops2gunner Geoff you're a pimp"} +{"tweet": "I not scared. Kailey can post that"} +{"tweet": "Made coffee at 6:00. I've been so tired lately. Don't think I'm eating enough... \\Good food\\\". Veggieaholic next wk. Let the meal prep begin.\""} +{"tweet": "Haha. zach left his hat."} +{"tweet": "@elijah_dietz okay sewerside"} +{"tweet": "Now I'm up so high, looking down at the sky, don't let me fall"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to laugh when I wake up and this is just a dream"} +{"tweet": "Game time. Let's do it boys. Take the division and lets roll into the playoffs. Everyone is behind you. Let's do it Chicago. Bear Down"} +{"tweet": "@RBfan4ever @Catelyn788 @_GenieB CatelynI am so sorry it has been running through my mind since I saw the photo of him in the ambulance"} +{"tweet": "@ebbowman when?"} +{"tweet": "It takes an angel to fly with a free bird, and baby we got the sky... #BG"} +{"tweet": "@PhilipParlier I'm ready anytime."} +{"tweet": "Finding an ap bio work book...and realizing how easy these questions are compared to now \\ud83d\\ude23 #thosewerethedays"} +{"tweet": "This twitter update is tight."} +{"tweet": "@759Kattt shit. You better get the search dogs on that pronto!"} +{"tweet": "If you can sing.. Marry me."} +{"tweet": "from this point forward, you are irrelevant in my life"} +{"tweet": "@JenniferKakretz @melissaameehan @jmcgill762 now I'm just confused again"} +{"tweet": "@kyledunnnj @sirpatavo the best ratio"} +{"tweet": "@SLocorriere how'd you escape form the zoo again you elephant"} +{"tweet": "@ToyotaCam666 and I want an elephant \\u261d"} +{"tweet": "& with that I'm completely done with senior year. #TakeMeToCollege"} +{"tweet": "I was dead tired an hour ago but now that I've laid down I'm wide awake. Good thing my favorite Christmas movie is on! #SantaClause \\ud83c\\udf85\\ud83c\\udf81"} +{"tweet": "Running out of hot water, trying to take an Epsom salt bath <<<"} +{"tweet": "@Jay_Kray89 may be the cutest coffee maker I know \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@Ryan_Yeates Yeah actually this is a really tough question, the rice would get to you"} +{"tweet": "Immature is an understatement my friend"} +{"tweet": "Today's the day Ive been waiting for for so long. #mac #apple"} +{"tweet": "I'm finally getting around to watching Love, Actually. St. John's pick of a movie best not disappoint."} +{"tweet": "Why have an advisor meeting in the library? Shut up please"} +{"tweet": "Your personality sucks"} +{"tweet": "I want Chinese... Bad. \\ud83c\\udf5c\\ud83c\\udf5a"} +{"tweet": "Bout that time to soak up the atmosphere of @UNDfootball #TailgateAlley #GettinChills"} +{"tweet": "@CoachPitinoFIU welcome to the #Gophers"} +{"tweet": "I dont think guys relize that girls live on with there insecurities"} +{"tweet": "So tired of hearing the words \\Black Friday\\\" on TV. The malls close in 2 hours, you can stop now...please\""} +{"tweet": "Instead of 140 characters tweets should be limited to your iQ number"} +{"tweet": "I believe in fairies... I also believe punching one in the face would shut that whiney voice right up! #FairyFairyQuiteContrary"} +{"tweet": "#ChevyProbs"} +{"tweet": "@RachelAlbrechtt #Loser \\ud83d\\ude46"} +{"tweet": "My Instagram isn't loading. \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "\\Babe it's a drive bar in El Seg, nothing fancy\\\"// \\\"So don't wear this?\\\"\\nfrom around the corner...\\\"I swear if it's something all sequiny...\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Getting the corvette after cheer tonight\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4d #thecar"} +{"tweet": "The neighbors said she moved away isn't it funny how it rained all day"} +{"tweet": "I'm the world's best at putting myself in awkward situations."} +{"tweet": "I can find a dozen plot holes skank\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@MakeYouWoody then nap"} +{"tweet": "@danbearpig freak"} +{"tweet": "I love paige so much <3"} +{"tweet": "Watching lemonade mouth #watchyagunnado"} +{"tweet": "my dad trolls me more than people on the Internet \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Why is everyone hating on me tonight? Damn..."} +{"tweet": "@KerriMPR @dailycircuit YESSSS!!!!"} +{"tweet": "I wonder what my mom is doing"} +{"tweet": "Lol, people really need to get over the fact that he told. I would do the same thing if I were him. #getoverit"} +{"tweet": "@cafrindorrell \\ud83d\\ude33? How you know?"} +{"tweet": "nothing like having your brakes go out and your windshield wipers quit working while driving home during a blizzard."} +{"tweet": "@Jakermolovich after hockey season how about that?"} +{"tweet": "You bet I'm taking full advantage of these home cooked meals before I leave #nothingbetter"} +{"tweet": "If someone takes me to the Harry Potter theme park. I'll marry them. That simple. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@jacksonlindsay1 @KippanM you made that much more dramatic than it should've been. \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "well I just ordered all my christmas gifts for my family and they're expected to be in January 6th..\\ud83d\\udc4d cool."} +{"tweet": "Just so you know, 3D glasses aren't sunglasses."} +{"tweet": "Gang signs out the window yabishhh"} +{"tweet": "Crawling #LinkinPark"} +{"tweet": "Danny Green \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Watching #HouseofVersace right now...great movie and great story to watch. I am totally tune in. Beautiful clothes and great legacy."} +{"tweet": "proud to say I'm going to have a great night WITHOUT having to get messed up. stay safe everyone\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83c\\udf892\\u20e30\\u20e31\\u20e34\\u20e3"} +{"tweet": "@c_lloyd3 lol why? We all always just chill in our underwear.."} +{"tweet": "You can't undo a fall like this cause love don't know what distance is.\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "A good Monday is when you skip school and go to the mall\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Anyone going to the #pirates game want to meet up and get a drink before the game."} +{"tweet": "One of THOSE days I guess..."} +{"tweet": "@WhiteyTighty10 @emiliekyler I fell for you jdub"} +{"tweet": "@JMcKinleyNYC @ProjectRunway #PRAllStars LOVED your Haute Couture, fabric combo was RISKY! best wishes on your next endeavor Joshua!"} +{"tweet": "I'm early to my 8 am, it's not freezing outside, what is life on this glorious Wednesday?"} +{"tweet": "\\@JBLAAAAIR: it amazes me how someone can be friends with someone after they talk crap about them lol .. idk it's beyond me\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@megfoster12 thank you so much for the ride"} +{"tweet": "@whoa_mary Hiya, honey. Suddenly busy in a good way, on the homefront. Back in a bit. <3"} +{"tweet": "I love when people see Marilyn Monroe stuff and they think of me. #myidol \\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "What mom just told me >>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@DeeJayVizion no ! Its on right its jist really swollen!"} +{"tweet": "Pitch perfect just ended baybay"} +{"tweet": "@s_sparrow42 at least there's a sub in math sooo maybe you won't get moved. \\ud83d\\ude1c\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "sometimes no matter how hard you try, you just fail."} +{"tweet": "Going to bed , night twitter \\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "I miss them so bad and the only been gone hour.I pray they move at least 4 hours away ."} +{"tweet": "Changed my bio"} +{"tweet": "I seriously can't explain the hatred I have for you."} +{"tweet": "Hahahah so many thirsty girls"} +{"tweet": "@berkemeyerjj I spent 6 months in NYC but it was after Sandy so it wasn't open.Friends did grab pics on her journey there which was awesome."} +{"tweet": "I'm not going to that Kenny Chesney tailgate. I am the tailgate.. I am a holy vessel. I am Kenny Chesney drinking Molly holy water"} +{"tweet": "@JohnZSays you call it mental illness, I call it social advantage... And I'm pretty sure if you'd ask my wife she'd tell u I have the same"} +{"tweet": "So Chloe decides to Snapchat me after I told her we're done......"} +{"tweet": "@Walker_McGuire NEEDS to be on the radio NOW! #slightlyobsessed #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "@ericole_brady01 @virdzzzzz @greg_vaughan \\nAwesome!"} +{"tweet": "@BobbiPenn For the fireworks?!?"} +{"tweet": "@meggaatronn no its not"} +{"tweet": "someone come over."} +{"tweet": "Why do we have to lose and hour of sleep.. #dislike"} +{"tweet": "@AndrewHopkins14. Lol...."} +{"tweet": "Lunch outside with my peeps @Rickt501 @Beautiful_me42 @MWill_15"} +{"tweet": "This kids ugly Christmas sweater is perf I can't take a pic he'll definitely see me"} +{"tweet": "You suck at this caring shizzz. It's kind of a yes or no thing."} +{"tweet": "Don't jump in front of a bullet you weren't meant for"} +{"tweet": "#OrangeBowl Hoping NIU pulls off the Upset!!!!"} +{"tweet": "I will always want you."} +{"tweet": "@wh0reh0use *throws fist up towards sky and proceeds to hip thrust everything and anything within reach*"} +{"tweet": "@ItsVinnyLol one bite ? :("} +{"tweet": "Things such as clip size, caliber, requiring a license to own a gun, registering all guns, and mental/moral tests to own and operate guns."} +{"tweet": "STIFF FUCKING ARM"} +{"tweet": "These two very... Fluffy women walked out of the gym in jeans. Uhhh.. what where do doing at the gym in jeans?"} +{"tweet": "Just realized why..."} +{"tweet": "Im fine."} +{"tweet": "It's not one play. It's the whole game. Never give up.... Unless your benched... Then assemble a great cheer squad !"} +{"tweet": "AND HE STILL SCORES"} +{"tweet": "seriously carrie just fuck off"} +{"tweet": "fuckin aced that exam"} +{"tweet": "@emmybeavers me"} +{"tweet": "whyyyyyy am I still up"} +{"tweet": "Justin won't have sex with me :( of course"} +{"tweet": "This candy store is dangerous"} +{"tweet": "Rory is now aware of Rick"} +{"tweet": "@JCrossover Favorite all time movie?"} +{"tweet": "Just because you're having trouble in paradise doesn't mean I'm going to be right there for you. #youlostthat"} +{"tweet": "WALKING AROUND TOWN LJKE A SCUM"} +{"tweet": "@BoyleJamesR haha yeah!"} +{"tweet": "Lebron, it's called TEAMWORK"} +{"tweet": "Watching this drunk guy at bdubs >"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for buckhorn Saturday"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone have headphones I can barrow for a little"} +{"tweet": "@Ashleelynn6298 they do occasionally but not much as guys do it"} +{"tweet": "Beach time \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "You know it's going to be a bad day when your total hours of sleep are less than half the total hours of work. \\ud83d\\ude1e\\ud83d\\ude34 #blamethestinkbugs"} +{"tweet": "@JayyLindsayy @theemissler7 what If he wasn't talking about you \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Work is so slowwwww . I wanna go home early!"} +{"tweet": "#ThingsPeopleLieAbout how many people they've been with"} +{"tweet": "@GoodingAdam open gym tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@EdEddNFastEddie will you be in town to take me?"} +{"tweet": "@lanepawlowski thats me! Biggest slut ever!"} +{"tweet": "You want a Maserati?"} +{"tweet": "Fell asleep on the couch and slept through the beginning of the storm\\ud83d\\ude02 I'm pathetic. #BedTime"} +{"tweet": "that awkward moment when you're not in the NHS group..."} +{"tweet": "@AkaJuanPablo nah bro I'm not into that lol, but if they are asking for it then.....\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Of course as soon as I bring my fishing stuff home the weather decides to be perfect for it.."} +{"tweet": "So tired \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Well I'm about to do one of the only things enjoyable #sleep."} +{"tweet": "@kassiekremer 9 people get kidnapped and are a linked together and they need to figure out why they're there. The kidnapper kills one"} +{"tweet": "@Kzenzy how long are your grandparents in town?"} +{"tweet": "@lexivogel123 unprotect your tweets .."} +{"tweet": "\\It's only been an hour\\\" \\\"I'VE DONE SO MUCH, I'VE DONE SO MUCH.\\\" Seriously this is awesome.\""} +{"tweet": "I actually cannot believe what I just saw...."} +{"tweet": "Omw ta my docs appt nd im hungry"} +{"tweet": "@brandoc22 when are you going to go hit?"} +{"tweet": "incoming message remained. The same protection was built into the datareader. He had precisely five minutes to decode t"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait till my mom gets home with chick fil a"} +{"tweet": "This is all too much right now \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I feel like the girls on Girl Code would be psycho girlfriends"} +{"tweet": "Being in all basketball stuff during a cheerleading competition. <"} +{"tweet": "8mile bangin"} +{"tweet": "@MadisonSanchez_ I'm new on marks team. You need to play tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "Anyone would work the freshman class. Js. Not just jefferson boys."} +{"tweet": "Florida \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@mikecwright wrong"} +{"tweet": "How everyone is at school and im just waking up. >>>>>"} +{"tweet": "Like a am irate at the moment."} +{"tweet": "Please excuse the last two pictures I put on Instagram"} +{"tweet": "My hamster is so mean..."} +{"tweet": "Worrying"} +{"tweet": "I'm having one of those moments where your tired but can't fall asleep and I hate it bc I'm exhausted \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "When Nana actually cooks >>>>"} +{"tweet": "Don't you worry about getting fixed up, when you wake up your pretty enough"} +{"tweet": "@CarlyFries24 I need me a good cup cake"} +{"tweet": "@Jacob_Strauch I'm not sure yet, at least 5 days I think is the team protocol"} +{"tweet": "@danieleniccole is probably one of the most stubborn girls ive ever met"} +{"tweet": "I am now thoroughly worn out #goodnight"} +{"tweet": "@Torree10 at least it will be warm out. You will be able to let it air out."} +{"tweet": "@emilywarnerrr @lilnibs1 duh and hes the person I'm always with"} +{"tweet": "#boredddd"} +{"tweet": "My phone keeps taking random screenshots. #confused"} +{"tweet": "@hayleyy_crum not fair...."} +{"tweet": "@nicole_woody7 just saying, that's something someone who's pregnant would say"} +{"tweet": "@svogel5 @Bucky320 videos sure to cum #getit?"} +{"tweet": "Being able to talk to someone about everything even though you don't talk that often>>> #latenightphonecalls #bestguyfriend"} +{"tweet": "I have a serious phone case obsession."} +{"tweet": "Shouldn't have told my mom about the check I got from the school \\ud83d\\udc4e\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@AryanaMaldonado really? And u didn't come say hi? #whaterrr"} +{"tweet": "@MikeValenti971 uk ok then my answer is F#cking neither lol"} +{"tweet": "If you weren't so pathetic and unsuccessful, I'd probably be rude to you. But you've got enough issues.\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait till i get locked in a room for 24hrs with wires on my head being video taped non stop\\ud83d\\ude04 #why"} +{"tweet": "And forgot my badge so couldn't get in the building. Of course security is located on the total opposite side of the building."} +{"tweet": "@Danielson83 Tara Reid is my Homeboy."} +{"tweet": "For a girlfriend."} +{"tweet": "All i hear is freakin Larry the Cable Guy. Dad, go to bed."} +{"tweet": "Why are there commercials every 5 seconds"} +{"tweet": "Where do people like you come from?"} +{"tweet": "@KevCoisms no you have to clean up vom instead"} +{"tweet": "Literally crying at this conversation."} +{"tweet": "@reneebshor @siljestevenson @katerina147spn @inomjena @deansbaby2y5 Your welcome darlin!"} +{"tweet": "America's self-love culture cannot accept a clear standard of right and wrong. Where there is no sin there is no need for a savior."} +{"tweet": "Today was an exceptionally well day! #WorkLife"} +{"tweet": "@Blovley2012 yeah. That what I figured. I probably look on amazon and see. :)"} +{"tweet": "You know you have good relationship when you can trade phones for the day and not worry"} +{"tweet": "@grover1024 Yes. February of next year assuming all goes well I'll be on a cruise."} +{"tweet": "@THErealDVORAK most of them can probably tell you that Carrie Fisher will be in the next Star Wars movie."} +{"tweet": "@HFazekas parade"} +{"tweet": "@Austin_Beil11 pirates still have a series to play"} +{"tweet": "@Cassidy_1Paige thanks for letting me vent to you. \\ud83d\\ude18 Loveyou"} +{"tweet": "@stevienojobs @michaelstrahm I hate you guys \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Apologizing for how much ive been complaining but im in such a shit mood"} +{"tweet": "Well tomorrow night is gonna suck some major ass at this rate..."} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow is gonna be so fun. \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I am thoroughly fuckin confused"} +{"tweet": "@J_Mohrr6 it's killin me haha"} +{"tweet": "I am obviously the most blessed pastor in the world. Love my church @ClementsBaptist love these boys!!"} +{"tweet": "@labishop1020 idk I wasn't good at percentages at school"} +{"tweet": "@gharpe1 when it's raining and she says... Can I have one last First kiss... I die a little inside"} +{"tweet": "I'm a sucker for a good back rub \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@KyrstenKaiser we better be going together!"} +{"tweet": "Remember when I was in highschool... kids.. they never grow up lol"} +{"tweet": "I always give people massages and I never get them back ... im in desperate need of one! #timetocollect #sosore"} +{"tweet": "To the station. Draft day!"} +{"tweet": "@tiannatomato yay. #Teamiphone finally. \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude3b\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "They need to come out with the new S3 update though"} +{"tweet": "I really don't feel good, don't want to take this test, & don't want to spend all night studying for another one. #annoyed"} +{"tweet": "@dani_obrien26 fuck him! you deserve way better.."} +{"tweet": "Netflix alone \\ud83d\\udc4c exactly what I wanted to do on my Friday night... #not"} +{"tweet": "@KelliSwag @Leximae17 Are you by East Meets West?!"} +{"tweet": "@natewalck @satansrobot So unless Apple comes to each person and says \\make a list of what matters to you\\\", the only workaround is all-open.\""} +{"tweet": "@KayleaMcAllist1 @autumnclark2014 no not forgivin... Holding this grudge"} +{"tweet": "@JourdonH \\ud83d\\ude02 not funny."} +{"tweet": "Don't make me watch those sad 9/11 videos all day I'm already having a bad morning"} +{"tweet": "@RizzlesFanfic An immature \\cut the cheese\\\" joke comes to mind....but I will be mature and.nit say anything! ;-) #sarcasm\""} +{"tweet": "I'm either first on your list or I'm last. No ones second choice."} +{"tweet": "This movie is so sad."} +{"tweet": "Too bad it's cold"} +{"tweet": "sound of music \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "This World War Z movie is pretty decent better than i thought it was going to be #Sundaymovies #getkidreadyforschool"} +{"tweet": "@K_wowwwww your language is offensive!!!"} +{"tweet": "If your from South Dakota and you've never been to Mt. Rushmore you need to reevaluate your life lady"} +{"tweet": "@suzrenee I hate that! Especially the pictures! If I have any you haven't saved somewhere let me know"} +{"tweet": "Some people just never learn good from bad"} +{"tweet": "Christmas in July \\ud83d\\ude09 #Grandparents #ThankYou"} +{"tweet": "@bdols06 @thebigking85 daily."} +{"tweet": "Happy JT eve!! @jtimberlake"} +{"tweet": "Haha that would be funny if it didn't happen all the time"} +{"tweet": "That Pussy ThrowBavk"} +{"tweet": "I need a spoonful on honey..."} +{"tweet": "@mitchrogers14 it was a joke...your beautiful!"} +{"tweet": "#RIPHarisGogic whoever you are I'm sure heaven has its doors opened for you."} +{"tweet": "4 hours of sleep then come to school for 7 hours don't mix \\ud83d\\ude45"} +{"tweet": "HOW ABOUT MEDIUM LENGHT HAIR KERO"} +{"tweet": "work all weekend.. where they do that at?! #farmlife"} +{"tweet": "@MatthewJWelch hahaha, so true! Who you taking today?"} +{"tweet": "I need lifting gloves #blisters"} +{"tweet": "you were way ahead of the trend"} +{"tweet": "@_TheQueenIsMe I know! Blake laughed at somethonf stupid they said and I made fun of him for laughing at them. Haha they're terrible!!"} +{"tweet": "@LizzieHeaton I know."} +{"tweet": "We have new menus specially made in Thailand! Come check them out!"} +{"tweet": "@travannah21 haha, I feel his pain."} +{"tweet": "ready to bring some friends to the rising this morning!"} +{"tweet": "Maybe I should get out of bed now lol #bedhead"} +{"tweet": "Im reppin my new hat again tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "@1nick_anderson @JordanBlnknshp yes, what happened?"} +{"tweet": "@NicoGonalez10 shout out to the horniest hardest wheeling kid in the league #chocolate"} +{"tweet": "@LENNY_the_pooh it is because 07 definitely was the best one"} +{"tweet": "@Kelseauhh lmao I wish I wasn't, I don't want to do it"} +{"tweet": "@LilTunechi ill make you feel better \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Family guy \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@matt_lane30 I must be living in your past..."} +{"tweet": "Some chick is crawling on the bus floor looking for something. It's not we're in motion or anything"} +{"tweet": "The reason why we get mad seeing you talk to other guys is because we know exactly what they're trying to do. Not because we don't trust you"} +{"tweet": "Happy Thanksgiving errybody"} +{"tweet": "Documentary \\Girl Models\\\" on PBS POV is good, touching.\""} +{"tweet": "I have swamp ass"} +{"tweet": "The Prince of Wales trophy is too small. We want the BIG one!!! #bruins #becauseitsthecup"} +{"tweet": "Not even tired anymoreee #sweet"} +{"tweet": "#lt it looks good now but too bad the freshman don't know they're gonna be eating those same 4 things all year in the caf"} +{"tweet": "@LS_w0n go home. You're drunk."} +{"tweet": "I hate so many people like its bad .. I have a problem"} +{"tweet": "13 hour days make you enjoy sleep that much more #fact"} +{"tweet": "@B_Swagg_12 WVU can"} +{"tweet": "Tonight's gonna be good ;)"} +{"tweet": "@killcops247 \\ud83c\\udf55"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\ude20\\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "Man, I really hate that I have to miss school tomorrow. #NoSarcasm"} +{"tweet": "@sadie_ness you're mean all the time....."} +{"tweet": "MAC foundation is the best thing ever made."} +{"tweet": "My uncle is selling his '70 Challenger for 35 grand so he can move to Costa Rica with his family when we go downhill."} +{"tweet": "@Cofe6370 @Jungle_TLC_21 @Imdatchick1985 @JAMESTHEGREAT30 It's icy here. I almost fell outside this morning!"} +{"tweet": "@jbarks789 @NickMiranda25 @nghi_le_68 and meh"} +{"tweet": "Not sleepy at all I guess ill just lay here and watch some tv.! \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude2b\\n#days&nightsmixedup"} +{"tweet": "Good luck. But not many people Change."} +{"tweet": "@BatmanBeyondd that's why I deleted that shit haa too many annoying people ! But I kinda miss fb sometimes lol \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "@JaimieHong888 we're gonna beat him up Jaimie don't worry"} +{"tweet": "This whole video on Instagram thing is just another way for hoes to be hoes an catch in on camera \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I'm broke but I need food 24/7"} +{"tweet": "never settle"} +{"tweet": "I'm not satisfied at how much weight I lost. I want to lose more! Who's got crack?"} +{"tweet": "@80_jack when's glens race?"} +{"tweet": "I'm judging you guys on the fact that that sucked"} +{"tweet": "@Carly_ross1 lol I know"} +{"tweet": "#FF @ambern11 amazing transformation . \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@miketropolis hey now. Santa gives everyone gifts, he can twerk whenever he wants"} +{"tweet": "@JIAMuniz I really should. But I probably won't? Weird"} +{"tweet": "@amyfadoolCSN oh we got lucky there!"} +{"tweet": "@roddy91594 seriously haha"} +{"tweet": "#IveSeenEveryEpisodeOf workaholics"} +{"tweet": "Damn #RipCoryMonteith"} +{"tweet": "@azzahramonra14 no"} +{"tweet": "The refs were awful both ways. No one can complain about it being unfair. But that crew needs to go."} +{"tweet": "@bee_colaizzi agreed, did you have nghtmares?"} +{"tweet": "@ash19lyn. I love you bestieeee"} +{"tweet": "I have probably fucked up all my applications great GREAT I NEED A JOB!"} +{"tweet": "@SorryNotSoorry if your names Alex Morgan you have some serious completion"} +{"tweet": "Off to get a state ID card with my dad today"} +{"tweet": "Go Boston"} +{"tweet": "@skjackson73 @darian_jade8 u need a whooping!!!"} +{"tweet": "@TedRutan have a great game !"} +{"tweet": "It's been a crazy weekend for sure. But I won't miss this one."} +{"tweet": "I'm seriously so done with you not texting me it's getting so old"} +{"tweet": "@A_RodMexi15 Awww I love you so much \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c #truefriend"} +{"tweet": "My life would be so much easier if I just didn't give a shit."} +{"tweet": "Falling in love is a form of socially acceptable insanity"} +{"tweet": "It's nice, but I've seen nicer \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I'm drinking tonight because frankly I'd like to be able to sleep."} +{"tweet": "I need a break.."} +{"tweet": "Hey, at least the Packers won."} +{"tweet": "First 5 hours back home and I'm already back to the overnight subway shift. I'm not prepared."} +{"tweet": "I could NOT pick between these three."} +{"tweet": "\\If it seems like it's too good to be true, it probably is.\\\" -My Muhfuckin' Mom!\""} +{"tweet": "@Cris_tian_ everyone says that ad I've never watched it, I probably should haha."} +{"tweet": "@sierrawilkk No such thing. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Dont even know what to do with this shit anymore."} +{"tweet": "DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO TO CONEY ISLAND RIGHT NOW"} +{"tweet": "@ashleyfelman same sista, hopefully we meet some sexy drunk men that will be extremely willing to buy us booze \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "You look stupid"} +{"tweet": "That was the worse dream ever.."} +{"tweet": "The 2015 Mustangs look like terrorist mobiles. #UGLY"} +{"tweet": "@trevorcarpenter definitely not. Steelers."} +{"tweet": "Casual Fridays for geno. Love it. Welcome to New York"} +{"tweet": "@FoxxyDanni beiber is just banking on what fame he has right now, in a few years hell end up like timberlake and the backstreet boys"} +{"tweet": "first time in a while im falling asleep with a smile on my face"} +{"tweet": "There sure is a lot of old people at sonic in henryetta. Old people must love corn dogs here."} +{"tweet": "@PaigeBellman @kmrbieber @mccluer_carlee @Kgarmatter @hannahroof41 tonight?!?!"} +{"tweet": "@neilaj19 what's this devil look like"} +{"tweet": "@baileykdonovan and that is the answer I was looking for \\ud83d\\ude4c who else is gonna tell brittney pinkowski she's adopted??"} +{"tweet": "Hate the Polar Express so damn much."} +{"tweet": "@calimikey dang that was hard to guess"} +{"tweet": "I need someone who excites me like you cann"} +{"tweet": "Not a good idea to be watching Michael Myers right before bed \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "I just want things to be different..."} +{"tweet": "Just thinking about my dad makes me wanna ball"} +{"tweet": "@Lizzzaarrdd hahahahahahha. Yeah my brothers friends are kinda creepy. Some of them are cool though."} +{"tweet": "How cute. Lolololol #irritated"} +{"tweet": "@Blacksept69 that's not lack of IQ then."} +{"tweet": "@lexiebeverly16 it's mediocre at best"} +{"tweet": "How can I get so fucked up and still remember everything? #weird #goodtho"} +{"tweet": "I love you babe, happy 8 months \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18 @NickRichards__"} +{"tweet": "Dang I left my stash in my car!"} +{"tweet": "The only reason I am drinking tonight is to get the \\warm blanket\\\" effect that alcohol gives you because it's fucking cold in my house\""} +{"tweet": "@IronicallyGay worlds of fun?"} +{"tweet": "It's a beautiful Sunday, and what makes it even MORE beautiful is that it's not a school night\\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Today was a good day. Tonight was better than good. \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@taylorblakeman \\ud83d\\udc4etheirs always acro \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@max_allen02 I hate math that much"} +{"tweet": "BALL GAME!! FISH WIN!"} +{"tweet": "Farewell Kenny Powers, farewell...."} +{"tweet": "Just the thought of having to work <<<<"} +{"tweet": "Only person you can ever count on is yourself."} +{"tweet": "I hate how iMessage sometimes never works \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "45 minutes behind at the doctors office... #sweet"} +{"tweet": "Jon and I were two seconds from completely fist fighting"} +{"tweet": "OMG TAYLOR SHOULD I MAKE COOKIES BROWNIES SO WE CAN EAT THEM TOMORROW???"} +{"tweet": "@zakecarr plays for Heelan"} +{"tweet": "I honestly feel like I have made no changes <<<<"} +{"tweet": "I might as well just fucking stay up... Why can't I sleep \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Why do I always have to work on the most beautiful days \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Alright I'm gonna get dressed now"} +{"tweet": "SORRY IM JUST TRYNA BE CIVIL"} +{"tweet": "@madison_phillip Liam.....\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "You have people out there worrying bout when there next meal is coming and sleeping out in the cold tonight. Prays go out to all them \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "The #SunBelt looks like they are playing in a high school gym"} +{"tweet": "Holy cow.. It rains in Iowa!! #damn"} +{"tweet": "Really nervous about this doctors appointment..."} +{"tweet": "@Nicc_Nak i have a story to tell you !!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@ItsJaydeBitch yeah I'm here with no one"} +{"tweet": "@laurrranderson your the best \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@Margaret920 this is so true"} +{"tweet": "my mom makes herselfcrack up by making her toes cramp #ewwmom"} +{"tweet": "I think I just smelled something for the first time in my life\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "This is such a throwback when me and @claire_reffitt would fight over who has more BBM contacts...#ImWinning"} +{"tweet": "Life is a dog's dream. #freaksandgeeks marathon all day"} +{"tweet": "#NoOneLikesYou"} +{"tweet": "Lol you haven't talked to me in 2 months... why did that happen"} +{"tweet": "the fact that i dont have to get up at 5:30 in the a.m. >>>>>"} +{"tweet": "University of Louisville"} +{"tweet": "I love chinese food"} +{"tweet": "@jfuent19 coach wanted me to send a picture of you guys to make sure you were behaving. You caught, me yell at him..sorry you're camera shy"} +{"tweet": "I know ha"} +{"tweet": "@stdshelb @mai_uh_ basically don't fuq with us when it comes to open mic night...bring it white gurl"} +{"tweet": "@krissywojcinski kinda but not really!"} +{"tweet": "Coming home to my dog running and jumpinh on me is the best thing ever #puppylove"} +{"tweet": "Paul said the greatest gift is love, can you imagine what would happen if we competed in loving others like we compete in everything else:)"} +{"tweet": "@_Southern_Pearl what an asshole."} +{"tweet": "@erica_xox ill call you in 5"} +{"tweet": "this summer is gunna be INSANE, i can already tell"} +{"tweet": "Putting skinny jeans on right after getting them out of the dryer has got to be one of the worst thing ever. \\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Fun. Time!"} +{"tweet": "@lee_leeraider why?\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Words can't describe how happy I am we don't have school tomorrow. #ihatehighschool"} +{"tweet": "If they hate you, they're probably jealous of you. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Workout tiiiiiime #addicted"} +{"tweet": "Fucking hate my moms boyfriend"} +{"tweet": "Skipped school so that I could lay around and do nothing But wait, I have to rush to florence for my mom work 11-4 then work 5-7 WHATS LIFE"} +{"tweet": "I want a marriage that is used to proclaim His kingdom."} +{"tweet": "@harleyyoungling @jacey_makaye_ so glad I seen you and @kbooty_96 toooo. Love you guyzzzz \\u2764\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@CBruet15 jeans are good for a solid month if you ask me"} +{"tweet": "Take a hint"} +{"tweet": "Text bombing @cheyaker trying to make her feel better >"} +{"tweet": "I like to see him say that in person like I would have."} +{"tweet": "#FreshmanAdvice if your little dramatic fights cause us to lose our phones, your first high school experience will be a living hell."} +{"tweet": "@juginn that's good try and find some time to relax and maybe watch some football."} +{"tweet": "I think everyone just got Connor's snapchat.."} +{"tweet": "@Sindiewen You can always order physical copies online. I'm holding out for the compilations myself. Volume 1 was awesome."} +{"tweet": "@Sammyy_J_ let's do something Tuesday"} +{"tweet": "@Abby_Holloway3 slut"} +{"tweet": "Where is all the Wolfpack fans at today? lol"} +{"tweet": "@c_margaritaa I will help you they are real"} +{"tweet": "@torie_grace If 20's are your selfish years I have been VERY selfish...not guilty at all #yolo hahahaha I can't believe I just said that"} +{"tweet": "Damn Scott I thought you was gunna change shit?? You perpetuating this bullshit \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d I can't"} +{"tweet": "@AshtonNiiicole mom gave me $7 so we don't starve tomorrow we use $4 after school so we have $3 extra lol"} +{"tweet": "So basically study hall is my toughest and most challenging class."} +{"tweet": "The fact that i'll be traveling so much within the next month, for atleast 9 years is soooo exciting \\ud83d\\ude01 how did i get so lucky anyways?"} +{"tweet": "my sister cannot drive.. #sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "@SarahBara1910 he was amazed that a girl actually worked hard in the gym\\ud83d\\ude0e\\ud83d\\udcaa #DUH"} +{"tweet": "@christynockels it was fantastic to song worship with you this past week! Thanks for leading us"} +{"tweet": "@JakeDADsimpson @beatsbybray @LoganVanWinkle @KoryRay_2 LOVE"} +{"tweet": "Here's to you, Broncos fans. It was a game well played. Both teams fought hard. #ChiefsKingdom"} +{"tweet": "Nice cup of dark magic coffee in the morn"} +{"tweet": "I honestly don't know anymore. I'm too nice to people and im to open about everything."} +{"tweet": "@Makers47 I've noticed... Are you going to reappear anytime soon?"} +{"tweet": "twice"} +{"tweet": "I literally have As in all of my classes except for this one \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@_miichellle we're embarrassing haha"} +{"tweet": "@IonNitro @RealPeterson21 like it??\\rNo.....I love it.\\r#Iwantone"} +{"tweet": "After like 3 months I finally got to see @jshollar03 tonight (:"} +{"tweet": "s/o to @Brownie2222222 for favoriting basically all of my tweets and pictures\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Project sew the broken dog pen, successful."} +{"tweet": "@Iam_lawal sex prefect (\\u02d8\\u032f\\u02d8 )"} +{"tweet": "F5 is perfect All girl team."} +{"tweet": "American idol fails at being the best show now."} +{"tweet": "We like them at 2-14! But we love them at 8-0! #ChiefsKingdom"} +{"tweet": "Be the one to change my mind. Be the one to prove me wrong."} +{"tweet": "@Soc119 okay I'll stop I'm sorry"} +{"tweet": "Holy crap! Archie Goodwin #SCtop10"} +{"tweet": "@CoachCLewis87 We would go to the Orange Bowl as a auto bid #2 ACC team with Florida St going to National Championship."} +{"tweet": "Gym time"} +{"tweet": "@Kaaaaiitttlynn it's my hobby\\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "@moverbrigghe is a pussy"} +{"tweet": "I'm home now after being with my love since Friday! I just love him! \\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude0d\\nI wish I could fit in his suitcase and go back to Florida with him."} +{"tweet": "Honestly what's the point in judging someone?"} +{"tweet": "HAHAHAHAH, of course you didn't!"} +{"tweet": "Tanning&starbucks\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Having a blah kind of day. Good thing the forces that be seemed to know that I needed #SouthPark to be on. Thanks #ComedyCentral."} +{"tweet": "This test<<<<< @REALBadMamaJama"} +{"tweet": "@_Pwincessautism I saw mindy twice today once this morning at work and then at ale house! She's crazy !!!"} +{"tweet": "@mollllymullally I can't drive"} +{"tweet": "#deepthoughts"} +{"tweet": "@NBCTheVoice @CarsonDaly Shout out to @MichelleChamuel tonight?? She's one of the best and deserves it! \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could find a decent guy for once in my life"} +{"tweet": "About time you pulled the whistle out of your asses. #Sabres"} +{"tweet": "Jack and Grof are drunk"} +{"tweet": "It's almost 5 and I'm still in my pajamas..."} +{"tweet": "why do i have to feel this way all the time."} +{"tweet": "Paranormal witness is such badass show"} +{"tweet": "what has the world come too?"} +{"tweet": "@sailingsouthern obviously."} +{"tweet": "Never on time for this Calc lecture"} +{"tweet": "These eyes they see more than you know. We're all dressed in our best, so take it or leave it."} +{"tweet": "@CrazyGirl757 yup, what a nice looking boy toy \\G\\\" was........ :)\""} +{"tweet": "@Garrett_Wales #thestruggleisreal"} +{"tweet": "Anymore I can't sleep through an entire night."} +{"tweet": "What is going on in and around Brighton right now"} +{"tweet": "I need a shower but I'm too lazzzzy \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "@_Kaitlynnne made the best dinner tonight \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Shout out to the girls who locked their keys in the car... #welldone"} +{"tweet": "Finished breaking bad and gta 5 in the same week...the fuck was I thinking?!"} +{"tweet": "GUYS I'M GAY!!!!!! Alright guys, no need to shit your pants. Get back to your school work."} +{"tweet": "Why DO people eat at Taco Bell?"} +{"tweet": "@spaudejake @MikolGross lawl #tbt"} +{"tweet": "@ViggleTips and definitely going to do twilight."} +{"tweet": "Deciding which clothes make the cut to come home with me is the hardest decision in my life right now"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could settle down with you so bad. I do because you honestly were fucking amazing and I just. Idk why I can't allow myself to tho \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@paranoidroid When it is not an in-app dialog, such as a redirect to the App Store app, the reviews button is not disabled."} +{"tweet": "The present we all wish for every year, but are too afraid to admit, is to sing like Mariah Carey in All I Want for Christmas is You."} +{"tweet": "Ill be 19 this time next week.."} +{"tweet": "Whats up with the girl I made out with years ago? Can't go anywhere without her friends reminding me #ThoughtThatCounts\\n #lastingimpressions"} +{"tweet": "Read;.. and not replied too? \\n#Fuckyoutoo"} +{"tweet": "@Tdugaan who!"} +{"tweet": "Not really a NFL Fan"} +{"tweet": "@LukeBryan24_7 did you get mine? I sent it like a week or so ago"} +{"tweet": "Closing again tonight \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udcb0..\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Like really they should make formula more affordable or they should make sure you get enough cans to last a month."} +{"tweet": "Nights like these really show me that I'm basically alone in life & have NO friends #thanks"} +{"tweet": "@Looozee just yours baby"} +{"tweet": "I really really don't want to set at home all day."} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow is Friday"} +{"tweet": "Wait Brandon is up before me"} +{"tweet": "@Patriciajam Eds voice is just insane. Absolutely insane."} +{"tweet": "@thnturner congratulations"} +{"tweet": "What you had done, you can't go back and fix it."} +{"tweet": "What is happening to east..."} +{"tweet": "@JovanNikic me and my weapons \\ud83d\\udcaa\\ud83d\\udcaa duh!"} +{"tweet": "S/o to all the trashy bitches for makin everyone else look good"} +{"tweet": "@rossR5 I'm your number one fan"} +{"tweet": "Guys go for girls who treat them like shit instead of going for the good girls.."} +{"tweet": "Having to actually try for school everyday is going to suck."} +{"tweet": "@Rumpinator33 exactly what I'm saying!!"} +{"tweet": "you. you. & you. goodbye, because honestly nobody is bringing me down anymore!!!"} +{"tweet": "Well my arch nemesis didn't show up to Ethics. Clearly, she's too intimidated"} +{"tweet": "C'mon bama!"} +{"tweet": "It's not me, it's you"} +{"tweet": "#LyricsThatMeanAlotToMe catching my breath, letting it go, turning my cheek for the sake of the show, this is my life, won't be told ..."} +{"tweet": "@nessicajorby I wish I had a life, \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "Very little of the #ACMs appears to be CM. Mostly sounds like a good BM. #crapmusic"} +{"tweet": "@xaireo is there a problem with that you rascist or somethin??"} +{"tweet": "Btw Delco for the night. Pound it \\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "Is this for real? Like, come on."} +{"tweet": "@RealBriarSimon oh hahah well I do that a lot lol"} +{"tweet": "FSU roaming"} +{"tweet": "6 more days \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude2b@huffstetler57"} +{"tweet": "Dog beach with the chode"} +{"tweet": "@DanMeier16 uhhhh sorry. I tweeted that last night..............,."} +{"tweet": "Where them blonde girls at?\\nWhere they at?\\nWhere they at?\\n-R"} +{"tweet": "Great job @DBradberry #voicetop5"} +{"tweet": "If only every phone had iMessage."} +{"tweet": "@DanBrookens I don't have cable so I can't watch \\A Christmas Story\\\". I appreciate the updates and commentary!!\""} +{"tweet": "I should probably wait until I'm awake good to get stuff to drink spilt my coffee all over me \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@emilycombs98 but then again its not like you'd expect it and with my career I couldn't"} +{"tweet": "Watching Project X for the 100th time. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I wish there was something to do tonight!"} +{"tweet": "The letter coach faust wrote me >>> #MissHim"} +{"tweet": "@Oliviatesch10 Haha, looks like an alien spaceship!"} +{"tweet": "Deffffinitely going tanning tomorrow \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "This time baby, ill be bullet proof"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to wear the rick nash jersey?"} +{"tweet": "Lauren \\ud83d\\udc9e"} +{"tweet": "take me to chipotle so i know it's real"} +{"tweet": "@hdavidson30 judge me hunter! I dare you.."} +{"tweet": "@heliserrano I hope you're right hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Guys I'm coming to see you this weekend!!!!!!!! #getready \\ud83d\\ude03\\ud83d\\ude03 @sarahjsteele18 @keykey66 @lindseyinkrott @KatieKenney7"} +{"tweet": "@KamreeSherwood love you\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Time you enjoyed wasting was not time wasted."} +{"tweet": "Movie day with bebe \\u263a @tatebedlam"} +{"tweet": "@KujawaAmanda @cassidyfloriana FUCK YOU"} +{"tweet": "I hate when people subtweet something negative right after I tweet. It always makes me think it's about me or something haha"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone who's in drivers ed know if we have class tonight??"} +{"tweet": "That tweet \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Eva flipping out lmfaoo"} +{"tweet": "Such a good game to go to for the first time :) #RedSox"} +{"tweet": "Lexa go make us food"} +{"tweet": "I miss you"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Hanging out with family. And gonna take my dog out."} +{"tweet": "Rose is refusing to give my celery in my lunch why"} +{"tweet": "@KrissyKirk86 @Sherlylocks freezing!!! Its -5 here this morning! W/o the wind!"} +{"tweet": "Too many unnecessary emotions tonight."} +{"tweet": "DAMNIT UNSTRUNG"} +{"tweet": "Dunkin donuts #sanctuary"} +{"tweet": "I would rather go thru surgery on my knee again than feel like this"} +{"tweet": "@dannniitarckini no scrubs came on right as i pulled off your road"} +{"tweet": "The people they are interviewing about the NASCAR crash from Saturday are absolutely hilarious #stereotypes"} +{"tweet": "This guy I'm Txting is so fuckin sweet >>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "Have any of you ever seen a butterfly get hit by a truck? I have. It's traumatizing."} +{"tweet": "If Dylan rolls over anymore, he is going to be on top of Chloe and I. #needabiggerbed"} +{"tweet": "Like legit why fucking text me that, bullshit whatever"} +{"tweet": "Red lobster cheddar biscuits doing perfect right now"} +{"tweet": "#18thingsiwant NEED a stronger relationship with my savior \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "If he knew what you were doing right now, we would break up with you in a second"} +{"tweet": "I truly hope the politicians here in America learn quickly to work as one unit, as Americans, and stop being divided over personal issues."} +{"tweet": "Happy New Years!! (: #2013 #newyear"} +{"tweet": "Feels like I haven't gotten a good nights sleep in weeks...looking forward to 4am"} +{"tweet": "Trust, I don't trust anyone"} +{"tweet": "Instant Crush"} +{"tweet": "@HATTRICKKING333 pleasure was all mine stranger friend"} +{"tweet": "S/O to @maria_maniatis and @jackiesullivan8 for barging into the middle of my interview to see if I wanted Chex Mix"} +{"tweet": "@pbr473 Also many years after you win, #WhiteGod would appreciate eating contests to celebrate your victory."} +{"tweet": "And we fuck all night, until things get rightttttt"} +{"tweet": "I will be going into a smores and pizza comma tonight! #BonfireFun"} +{"tweet": "Brewers big surprise@ axford comes in a tight game and blows it again."} +{"tweet": "Teacher. I'm uninterested. Thank you."} +{"tweet": "@justinbbradford yeah I let them have it last night while watching the game. Prob not the best time to fill it out"} +{"tweet": "I can't stop sneezing!\\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "Pap stood up in front of the entire church saying hes thankful for us three beautiful ladies & he's the thorn in between roses lol #blushing"} +{"tweet": "Migraine Monday... Always before thanksgiving... \\ud83d\\ude28"} +{"tweet": "Shooting stars on the beach >> \\u263a\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "talking about how I can't talk about it just puts me in a worse mood so lets not and say we did."} +{"tweet": "OH MY GOD GTA"} +{"tweet": "I need a bubble bath ok"} +{"tweet": "I have the weirdest dreams \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Maybe there's somewhere a lesson to learn. #thelastfiveyears"} +{"tweet": "I poop on my self in my sleep"} +{"tweet": "@TheLarryHooverr \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude49\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "Obsessed with @kglickyy"} +{"tweet": "Oh. My. Fucking. God."} +{"tweet": "That may have been the most fun at the bar I've had yet! Haha #IMONONE"} +{"tweet": "@sadowskiA it's a date! \\u2764\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I smoke weed for breakfast"} +{"tweet": "I need a chainsaw, cigarettes, and @FireballWhisky to counteract tornado."} +{"tweet": "@gerana_lynne awe thank you\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "I need to go to the mall"} +{"tweet": "I just feel like giving up anymore"} +{"tweet": "Why ninjas get in here and call themselves ugly? And be bad as hell"} +{"tweet": "Not trying to sound like a creep or anything.. But I'm across the street from you... @Twilly113 @alexisnnee @Emawe12 @AlysonLane95"} +{"tweet": "good thing to creepiest man I've ever seen just caught me snapchatting in my car\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@KaylaSommers4 @LilSommers \\ud83d\\ude05.."} +{"tweet": "It's so nice to sleep without bar music playing. On that note this tired girl is sleeping more"} +{"tweet": "I'm not being utilized. I'm being used. Pretty much sums up what sucks most about my job."} +{"tweet": "Ugg boots are retarded"} +{"tweet": "Family, Food, and Football.. Happy Thanksgiving. #GoLions"} +{"tweet": "@lexi2564 OMG I'm coming over... I haven't seen the 6th season since it's not on Netflix"} +{"tweet": "Lol not about you?"} +{"tweet": "No you won't."} +{"tweet": "I hope this years Stanley cup will include the Sharks and the Pens then I won't even care who wins."} +{"tweet": "Sleeping in my own bed >>>>"} +{"tweet": "After tonight, one more exam & the easiest one \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@I_Seek_Truth I checked the time and it's 6pm on the east coast and 3pm on the west coast for the pre fight press conference #UFC168"} +{"tweet": "@TheChink52 no lol"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could remember"} +{"tweet": "It feels so much like Saturday!"} +{"tweet": "@Dmoney0205Allen no no the movie. Silly"} +{"tweet": "Anyone living in the dorms is welcome to use our shower and bathroom for a small fee of $5."} +{"tweet": "I hate waiting. Especially when I want something this much."} +{"tweet": "@_melhighest used to.. My knees are too messed up for it now :/ they aren't strong enough"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude10\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Shout out to everyone who wished me congrats!"} +{"tweet": "I have the best man \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Me n madi always have to deepest convos right before we have to go to sleep"} +{"tweet": "praying it doesn't rain tonight"} +{"tweet": "The fact that everyone is hunting and I'm sitting in math class \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@iNarrysBitch hey.:)"} +{"tweet": "@skreamm_ let me save my franchise"} +{"tweet": "@zcachia21 @BHarrington_54 one of you has to switch your pic I can't keep up with this"} +{"tweet": ":("} +{"tweet": "That's the most disgusting thing I have ever seen."} +{"tweet": "Damn the colts are looking good"} +{"tweet": "I hate being puffy"} +{"tweet": "@dschweck thanks haha."} +{"tweet": "22 I miss hanging out with you like we use to. I still can't believe we saw that person at the mall you're perfect love you\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Going to be dreaming about these donuts in the morning #glazedgoodness"} +{"tweet": "@Tneal423 aren't you cool"} +{"tweet": "liking someone should be straight forward but no it's just a huge game where you're both trying to figure out where you stand with the other"} +{"tweet": "My hair is flying everywhere in rays car lol and I just straightened it"} +{"tweet": "I swear my phone has a mind of it's own.......\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@Kylee_Taylor48 what was the monologue supposed to be about?"} +{"tweet": "Headache... Neck and shoulders cracking all day... Overall crappy feeling. Setting the clocks and crashing for the night. (I hope)."} +{"tweet": "@BrixxFera Yep! That about sums it up. It's the same for me. If a song evokes some kind of raw emotion in me, I like it!"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@Swanny_3: @bjwindfaldet you're so #swervacious #totesadorb\\u201d @kro_72"} +{"tweet": "Livid"} +{"tweet": "Chevelle will always be one of my favorite bands"} +{"tweet": "@nadine64 thank you!! They really are. She would always lay beside me when I stayed home from school sick. Or if I was crying she was there"} +{"tweet": "Got the CUTEST MUG IN THE WORLD tonight\\ud83d\\ude0a thanks @SpeakingFire it makes up for your sass haha \\u261d\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@J_Cox14 sounds like roosters wings!"} +{"tweet": "Whoops"} +{"tweet": "Don't know much about tennis but enjoy watching. Do know we are close to seeing an unbelievable celebration. #servetowin"} +{"tweet": "Just one more day, one more day \\u261d\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I'm Gonna be up all night"} +{"tweet": "@RepSteveChabot I and my family will be happy when we see your name in the opposed category 4 Syria.#Notourfight #tcot No real plan! Foolish"} +{"tweet": "I read and it don't reply because I'm done talking to you."} +{"tweet": "Waking up at 5:30 to run before class... #accomplished \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@anileve_x3 nope but good guess \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "143"} +{"tweet": "Life>>"} +{"tweet": "Can u smoke and ride \\ud83d\\ude98 with a playa , like me , and you \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Hellllllo weekend \\ud83d\\ude01 HALLELUJAH"} +{"tweet": "ripped open wounds that hadn't even #begun to heal. If it was him-"} +{"tweet": "Why do I always have to wake up so early I can't remember the last time I slept till like 12"} +{"tweet": "Kinda done too #tmlt"} +{"tweet": "I like beer & Doritos but I don't like beer on my Doritos"} +{"tweet": "Well I'm glad we hung out. #Content"} +{"tweet": "@musico12 ohh yes!!"} +{"tweet": "Tyler hansborough is a borderline alienman"} +{"tweet": "If it gets in the way, kill it."} +{"tweet": "@iJevin hi. Your awsome!"} +{"tweet": "@bexsboo3 give it time, usually between January and April is when we get hit."} +{"tweet": "@MikeTaylorShow Wanna punch all the dumbasses that keep making idiots like the Kardashians and Jersey Shore douches famous. Stop watching!"} +{"tweet": "Merry Christmas you filthy animal."} +{"tweet": "It's real cool that I'm probably going to have separation anxiety issues from Meghan this week. Because I love her."} +{"tweet": "I wanna go to the movies this weekend"} +{"tweet": "lunch on the beach \\u2600\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "SO to @Big_J123 for being awesome and a coolieoo person"} +{"tweet": "I idolized @britneyspears at a young age. forever my favorite \\ud83d\\udc78"} +{"tweet": "And Marvel is developing a new Blade movie? Someone pinch me. Welcome back, Wesley Snipes."} +{"tweet": "I swear foh God I thought she was just hella thick in some leggings before I read the comment."} +{"tweet": "not lookin too shabby for 3 hours of sleep"} +{"tweet": "@aandydaviss say it one more time!"} +{"tweet": "HEREEEE @tinaabehneke"} +{"tweet": "Good work this morning #diggerathletics!! #wealldig"} +{"tweet": "Last night was really rough"} +{"tweet": "@HillaryAnne21 @jordangwin92 @samcunningham6 guess who's gonna have to hear about it? ME. Like great"} +{"tweet": "\\u263a\\u263a\\u263a\\u263a\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@L_Burkexoxo YES !"} +{"tweet": "SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO TIMMY?????"} +{"tweet": "I bet it never occurred to u, that I can't say hello to you & risk another goodbye.\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "Gingers are the best!"} +{"tweet": "I would kill for a road trip right now"} +{"tweet": "Makato is pretty mediocre so far..."} +{"tweet": "@bidened Now they need to focus on stopping the sequester."} +{"tweet": "Someone come pick me up and feel free to bring me hot chocolate while your at it"} +{"tweet": "11-15. And got robbed of a GS. Is this best WS performance ever?"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Not tonight I'm not."} +{"tweet": "Going to try and watch pitch perfect while I put my laundry away."} +{"tweet": "Dangggg I messed that tweet up bad. #delete"} +{"tweet": "@hml_xo I have to wait to ask until my mom gets off work!"} +{"tweet": "Good luck to muldrow girls today!!"} +{"tweet": "Everyone can tell me and kier aren't from here, its weird"} +{"tweet": "@megshambaugh haha soon. the time will come"} +{"tweet": "Mom excused me from my 4th and 5th hour today. SUCH A GOOD DAY."} +{"tweet": "@_jameshogg blow me Jamie."} +{"tweet": "This traffic is unreal!"} +{"tweet": "@cam_benoit lmao \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "Knowing that tomorrow is #ThirstyThursday makes me beyond excited. #collegelife \\ud83c\\udf7b @alexisalexis00"} +{"tweet": "I love my team, I wouldn't trade them for the world \\ud83d\\udc9c\\u26bd"} +{"tweet": "@Ritahernandez9 better luck for your national team"} +{"tweet": "@alyssamorgan70 I love you too"} +{"tweet": "@whomptie great app."} +{"tweet": "@tannerolson I'm not at my house. So I cannot say."} +{"tweet": "Man, just having clothes fit you perfectly >>>>"} +{"tweet": "someone take me to moes"} +{"tweet": "@J_RiiV haha"} +{"tweet": "I can't even get a wrap around how perfect my life is right now"} +{"tweet": "@VanesssaGory how?!"} +{"tweet": "Catching Fire was life changing, except for the end"} +{"tweet": "It was never bass to mouth!"} +{"tweet": "I love getting delivered pizza from @CocoDreezy and @AmyChuk at work. So lucky to have such wonderful friends. Finally home though! #sleepy"} +{"tweet": "@golf_jrk terrible coaching. 3 batters ago.... should have pulled him"} +{"tweet": "Mile High is not happy with that one, Manning."} +{"tweet": "@jyliantereso @kylebastos his phone is dead"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go home\\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I have cake all over my face from the cake fight last night. Best Greek Week ever \\ud83c\\udf70"} +{"tweet": "To think that I would've been in training right now if it were last year and the year before. Basically it's my first summer back."} +{"tweet": "Need to cheer up."} +{"tweet": "Being done working >>>"} +{"tweet": "Three weeks. Missing you each and every day! \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc36"} +{"tweet": "@tinytor20 We know what friends are for! ;)"} +{"tweet": "I'm trying to get you hot and wet you know jacuzzi that shit."} +{"tweet": "was so excited to go to the Melt with @Kaleigh_Boylan, and i just realized i have to go to work. for 3 hours. fuuuckshit."} +{"tweet": "@MomoNoel147 i know right"} +{"tweet": "ill slap you offf that barstool - there goes another lawsuit."} +{"tweet": "All that bullshits for the birds"} +{"tweet": "@KatyCutright I love you\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@ChastityFallon learning about contemporary Christian music in my music class today. Lolololololol"} +{"tweet": "So much goin thru my head...I don't know what to think anymore...#confused"} +{"tweet": "@kirstenshelby ........."} +{"tweet": "My bed has never felt so amazing, ever."} +{"tweet": "Which actually means drunk fest \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "Could this day seriously get any worse"} +{"tweet": "@AdamSchefter well they're on cocaine"} +{"tweet": "You're irrelevant"} +{"tweet": "Fuckin a Weeden. You had so much time there."} +{"tweet": "Let's see if I can boil these eggs without ruining them. #TerribleChef"} +{"tweet": "Steven Ridley is paralyzed"} +{"tweet": "@killby_ that song is fantastic"} +{"tweet": "Going in my shop today because atleast I could build a wall if I got that bored"} +{"tweet": "Were @Bxtch_Im_3Hunna"} +{"tweet": "@TorriiRosee great. Your probably not going to get cut. Grrr ill be in town though so better sale those calendars!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@IU_Mr_Kirkwood I am in Nashville. I have an internship here for the summer! Such an awesome city"} +{"tweet": "@danaa_elise seriously! it's so bad too...you'd think some belong in elementary school still idk they need a reality check soon"} +{"tweet": "Already wish it was Friday"} +{"tweet": "Surprised Lebron could even jump with y'all swinging on his nuts."} +{"tweet": "I have the next four days off!"} +{"tweet": "i cant wait to get a bunny leash tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@cass_in_the_hat can't wait to get that Benjamin!"} +{"tweet": "@kbd2013 I'm not going to sleep yet so I'm still fully clothed:)"} +{"tweet": "always. thirsty."} +{"tweet": "@Jordan_Shipley where at?"} +{"tweet": "You've had your chance. More than one. You blew every single one. Not my fault. That's all you."} +{"tweet": "Today was a good day. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "First Watch \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@mollyyyyymm_ funny I've had this same thought."} +{"tweet": "I seriously just want to rage the fuck out of twitter!! @Mariahlovesyou8 haha"} +{"tweet": "My pants ended up busting everyone"} +{"tweet": "@EaBuchanan yayyy! It's not the same for me either. What days do you have clinical?"} +{"tweet": "730 sounds like a good time to go to bed"} +{"tweet": "This is gonna make me mad.."} +{"tweet": "I was expecting a snow day, guess not."} +{"tweet": "Sweatpants>> jeans"} +{"tweet": "Tina is concerned that I will get diabetes if i continue to work at Ritters"} +{"tweet": "I don't like jokes. So don't pull none on me because chances are real high that I probably won't like youuuuuuu"} +{"tweet": "Want to go home!!! #fuckthis"} +{"tweet": "going to bed at 8 o'clock because im a whiny butch in the morning"} +{"tweet": "Wonder how the roads are holding up, and how long my normal 50 min drive home will actually be."} +{"tweet": "Idk how I pulled off a win this week. @BootyBowlChamp should change his twitter handle. You drafted a terrible team."} +{"tweet": "@OGR47 My friend set her alarm for 3:45 tomorrow...that is early"} +{"tweet": "If I'm sleeping alone and someone turns the TV off I have nightmares.... DAD!!! YOU KNOW THAT!!!"} +{"tweet": "Leave at 8 you say? What time is it now? 11? And we still arent leaving."} +{"tweet": "Today has been a great day!!! \\u263a\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I feel like that was about me."} +{"tweet": "Okay Laura, lets try actually taking a piss in the bathroom #facepalm"} +{"tweet": "So over the snow I just want summer"} +{"tweet": "about to say screw this homework and rent a movie"} +{"tweet": "Me and quigley about to be on the work flow together!"} +{"tweet": "It really tips my wagon when girls take pictures and you can straight up tell they're pushing their boobs up. Not cute"} +{"tweet": "@mackenziee_cook but I think you're the best... We can't both be the best? \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "\\you can't twerk in the mall. this is not a club, this is a mall\\\" - patrons of adobe's easton\""} +{"tweet": "Can your eyes freeze in your head?"} +{"tweet": "@tianaparker20 I think so."} +{"tweet": "If you favorited that tweet and didn't text me I hate you bye"} +{"tweet": "@ADDibleee I'm here!"} +{"tweet": "I'm so darn lucky!"} +{"tweet": "I hate being sober"} +{"tweet": "@DaGurl4rmBigD been a fan since 1979 , I remember when they went 1-15, I was a fan before, during and after"} +{"tweet": "Emily said she was close. Like almost here. That was 10 minutes ago \\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "We have school today .. Is this real life?"} +{"tweet": "I stick up for all my friends. Idc who you are, but i will NOT let you talk crap about them. Yah hear? Good."} +{"tweet": "I don't even remember getting in a car wreck just waking up to people freaking out"} +{"tweet": "@nehmieee really? And I would to if I had my clothes"} +{"tweet": "Ahh it's good to have data again #USA"} +{"tweet": "Punt it kc"} +{"tweet": "moose just told us all he went to jersey tonight this is the funniest night of my life."} +{"tweet": "Why are you feet swollen.?!\\ud83d\\ude2a"} +{"tweet": "realistically, i'll be happy if i even get two of those finished."} +{"tweet": "@datsdawson are y'all championship contenders this year?"} +{"tweet": "It's such a nice day out but I am stuck in school/:"} +{"tweet": "@msnbc @mrich1201 better than your ratings"} +{"tweet": "Home with the favorites :) can't wait for tomorrow night ;) @KiiDHeather @HopeHackney2 @ashleyyylynn_"} +{"tweet": "Annndddd then I realized what else that date is so yeah cool. I'm just ready for #Girls"} +{"tweet": "Fuck a dollar and a dream"} +{"tweet": "@jayykayLolz WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! I've watched it since elementary!"} +{"tweet": "Hopefully I don't have another trippy dream!"} +{"tweet": "Im really dumb when it comes to playing with injuries"} +{"tweet": "@Austin_141_ Hahaha! I might need your guys' help for the roof lights!"} +{"tweet": "I have the biggest migraine and I can't go to sleep \\ud83d\\ude30"} +{"tweet": "I made callbacks for the show I wanted!"} +{"tweet": "We should have killed them we got zero calls the entire game the one time we hit Rodgers it was a fucking penalty. Fucking pussys"} +{"tweet": "@joe_ames69 @HunterKeith4 how bout them cards hunter"} +{"tweet": "@erikwaderker a little not really!!!"} +{"tweet": "I'll find the words to say before you leave me today."} +{"tweet": "When you miss someone and all you want is to hear there voice, txt them, look at them, or anything that will remind you the feeling is real"} +{"tweet": "@Lajara_J just making sure. Hah. Nothing stupid though. This will take careful planning."} +{"tweet": "@DB_OGYoungtonez pretty sure i'm actually 5 years old \\ud83d\\ude4b"} +{"tweet": "@Mr_Pecirep yet you're the only one in this exchange to use curse words.... atta girl! #impressed"} +{"tweet": "@quinnsanity55 @D_Brock131 @CaseyBoat17 Quinn you don't have to be good. Play ball. I know you want to."} +{"tweet": "SICK OF SITTING IN MY ROOM."} +{"tweet": "@chris_wanless me giving you grief.I said the Detroit series was done down 3-1"} +{"tweet": "@NathanJulian Shuld stop thinking something bad is gonna happen, and just trust me."} +{"tweet": "Fuck pants."} +{"tweet": "I don't matter"} +{"tweet": "@drose16 haha ok"} +{"tweet": "Well today has turned out to be a good day"} +{"tweet": "@ThunderUpAmy \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@markfinnasquab5 our love is too large for twitter to handle. You should probs just text me"} +{"tweet": "@Shizzy46 you missed a fun night ;("} +{"tweet": "Wtf that wasn't complete"} +{"tweet": "Sams parents kicked us outta her house so they could get it on"} +{"tweet": "What's up with all this \\Free Pj\\\" crap?\""} +{"tweet": "Lets eat Bdubs tonight @GarrBearr_BSM \\ud83d\\ude0e\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Lighten up \\ud83d\\ude49"} +{"tweet": "Come on sabres lets get one"} +{"tweet": "@NickStanko12 lol I sent you that you couldn't even tag me"} +{"tweet": "After being at a college today, it makes me extremely excited for next year yet so nervous. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@TGKilleen so as we were crew chatting, one of the electrical boxes under our feet in majestic literally blew up in sparks..."} +{"tweet": "It's only Tuesday and I need the weekend \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "What's going on tonight? Me and my girls wanna celebrate halloween the way buffalo celebrates everything, get drunkkk!"} +{"tweet": "You won't even know I'm gone"} +{"tweet": "The world makes all kinds of rules for love. I say you gotta let it do what it does."} +{"tweet": "It's 9:15 and I'm already finished all of my work for every class today."} +{"tweet": "Sad that I didn't get the chance to see any friends while being home the past couple days."} +{"tweet": "@TeamRopeOrDie yeah I can see where you guys would be busy...lol"} +{"tweet": "If you have a really pretty long haired boy cat that isn't neutered, bring him over here so my kitten can have babies. Thanks"} +{"tweet": "What a shitty mornings #damnit"} +{"tweet": "But we did it #mountspride"} +{"tweet": "@jessicapoop i can beleive it"} +{"tweet": "What is this thing called Pretty Little Liars everyone is speaking of?"} +{"tweet": "@mguynn10 HAHA! :D"} +{"tweet": "It's pretty much almost snowing. In October. \\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "@la_sarah_bowers life's exciting"} +{"tweet": "@AliSena36 CUZ YOU DIDN'T SEE ME WHAT THE HELL"} +{"tweet": "@yum_salad you on?"} +{"tweet": "@conery24 bumps on bumps sir #blindman"} +{"tweet": "Ya get high fuck a bunch of girls and then cry on top of the world I hope have the time of your life I hope I don't lose it tonight #theboys"} +{"tweet": "Mixed emotions about moving away"} +{"tweet": "I think Bo shit himself"} +{"tweet": "I feel like my room is in a different like sector of the house for some reason, so I feel very alone..and get creeped out easily. #forreal \\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "@RexSpexWest @Winkjuice_da3 no actually I dont"} +{"tweet": "It's still July and I'm doing fall shopping #okay"} +{"tweet": "Didn't even leave the Wendy's parking lot and I devoured a burger #FatAss"} +{"tweet": "Ill pay someone to make me spaghetti salad!!!"} +{"tweet": "Wow. Just. I mean. Wow. She's killing it."} +{"tweet": "Bc I might just kill someone right now"} +{"tweet": "What makes this win even bigger is the fact that we don't play again till next Friday"} +{"tweet": "@winkstweets we did not tie, i won. And jorge said your exact words were \\i beat kevin\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@HarleyAnneLove @SavvyBeth she's not stealing she's sharing. I'm shareable ;)"} +{"tweet": "Zach right now \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@ayeyolea \\ud83d\\ude0f just wait"} +{"tweet": "@samwisebamgee well they just look like creepers. \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "So excited for completion on Sunday! #cheerprobz"} +{"tweet": "Because I'm your sister! \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to scuba dive \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\udc20\\ud83d\\udc1f\\ud83d\\udc2c"} +{"tweet": "@cojacks42 so the truth is you should probably shave the ferret off your face... Or keep only the two mustaches. Everything else had to go"} +{"tweet": "it's constant bitching in this household like damn"} +{"tweet": "That's assault brotha"} +{"tweet": "left my old bitch at home, got a new oneeeee"} +{"tweet": "13 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN #YES"} +{"tweet": "Holy cow"} +{"tweet": "Cannot wait for this math class to be over #tired"} +{"tweet": "What did Alec Baldwin do this time?"} +{"tweet": "@DBake10_ going to volleyball scrimmage then registration then my dads"} +{"tweet": "@SamBageris we are like two peas in a pod right"} +{"tweet": "@e_montesa yep you guys will be good eventually! #brokenrecord"} +{"tweet": "If any of you are as bored as I am right now.. Come burn one with me."} +{"tweet": "I feel majorly fucking feisty tonight"} +{"tweet": "@gonzalez0carlos \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d I'm not that small THANK YOU"} +{"tweet": "I'm having @taygenwilliams withdraws and it hasn't even been 24 hours"} +{"tweet": "@TJeide shut. up."} +{"tweet": "@AaronStPierre I didn't save anything... The school failed to tell me I was missing those until now"} +{"tweet": "yayayayayay for making my mile and making it through the first day \\ud83d\\udc98\\ud83d\\ude1b"} +{"tweet": "That last tweet was intended for @levihenry"} +{"tweet": "Sitting in the hospital with sprained ligament in my arm and my mom just asked If I want to arm wrestle. Lol no mom.. #imgood #ouchhhh"} +{"tweet": "Feeling a senior skip day soon class of 2014. Who's with me?"} +{"tweet": "Been up all night I feel sick"} +{"tweet": "All good things come to an end"} +{"tweet": "#gymtime"} +{"tweet": "@EmilyLPenney @brasherjesse I guess lol"} +{"tweet": "I guess I could get out of bed now.. #LoveThursdays"} +{"tweet": "@bvilledvl7 ill tell him in person."} +{"tweet": "@_bethwhite is she like the same age?"} +{"tweet": "My dog >>"} +{"tweet": "Why don't you go Ping off of a Fucking cliff !!!! God I fucking hate you!"} +{"tweet": "@Kevinplant34 I love you too klever kevin"} +{"tweet": "@Nickielee21 oh I got it was gunna say. Ill just melt away. Lol just kidding I couldn't do that"} +{"tweet": "Work 3-8 with my favorites! Atleast I'll get a lot of great laughs in today :)"} +{"tweet": "Jake and Tamara are the most annoying couple in glad they broke up ew"} +{"tweet": "Now the 2 mediocre middle aged girls sit alone again, with nothing to talk about looking around"} +{"tweet": "Why can't I always be there instead.."} +{"tweet": "@KhanaOttsune Primary reason I stopped gaming. That and the fact people like to rage on people who are new to the game."} +{"tweet": "@SteeloBrim lovin this marathon of #Ridiculousness and your gorgeous face on my screen!"} +{"tweet": "oh god here we go again"} +{"tweet": "What's going on tonight?"} +{"tweet": "@chachallen gosh Zach I'm sorry everyone knows I love hockey too!!!! #noworries"} +{"tweet": "When I volunteered to work tonight ... \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@hatriick HAHAHA"} +{"tweet": "road trip to Toledo \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Like who the hell does candy crush think it is telling me I can't play for 25 more minutes"} +{"tweet": "I wonder if people can tell how much I miss my bffff?"} +{"tweet": "I have to actually give hints in my tweets that it's a song, not about anyone.. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "just laying outside on a bench, all alone :/"} +{"tweet": "@Kelssss_14 let's watch Harry potter after the guys go to bed."} +{"tweet": "Today=best day ever."} +{"tweet": "Nothing better than egg whites w/turkey! NOT!"} +{"tweet": "In case you forgot how bad I've been down, just ask around because you know this town loves to run it's mouth."} +{"tweet": "Lets go Cards, nothing good happens to a devil on Easter Sunday."} +{"tweet": "Dear @ThisIsAllNowNY ! @onedirection is currently staying in NY if you could ever so kindly go find them & bring them to me,I'd be so happy!"} +{"tweet": "Got my teeth cleaned for the first time in 4 years and I have no cavities! #booyah"} +{"tweet": "@kirstin_kravik thats a lot of awkward!"} +{"tweet": "@AVONoah @VineLoop Oh my gosh yes!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm easily amused by the smallest things. And I love it."} +{"tweet": "Back 2 Ballin"} +{"tweet": "Braden cracks me up"} +{"tweet": "I am so incredibly blessed"} +{"tweet": "Forgive but don't forget"} +{"tweet": "294- You're fun to text, but we only talked a couple times."} +{"tweet": "@melissaeck I down for whenever. Woulda been out more but @panduhh had been conveniently forgetting to text me"} +{"tweet": "Topic in the car right now #BroTalk"} +{"tweet": "i have so many nice clothes that are way too big for me wtff"} +{"tweet": "The big ticket reppin the c's in his 15th all-star game! Most passionate player to ever play the game #anythingispossibleeee"} +{"tweet": "Every song is out of tune, just like you @woahtaku @keshasuxx"} +{"tweet": "I smell like a fire."} +{"tweet": "@SidneyReneeJ hahaha yes love it!! And I knowww caramel vodka was bad news hahah"} +{"tweet": "Wind 3.8 mph SE. Barometer 29.91 in, Steady. Temperature 73.0 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 57%"} +{"tweet": "Late breakfast with @Billiam_10 :)"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know what to do..."} +{"tweet": "@maaryyymeeee hehe I was hoping you'd see this! I forgot I had it actually haha I haven't used it in so long!!"} +{"tweet": "@FaZeSwan you."} +{"tweet": "@HinckleyCaj aren't not isn't"} +{"tweet": "I'M GLAD MADDIE IS MY FRIEND. SHE'S AMAZING AND IF SHE ISN'T YOUR FRIEND YOU'RE MISSING OUT. #jsyk"} +{"tweet": "Bed time \\ud83d\\ude34 #Nighty"} +{"tweet": "Where'd the moon go? \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I'd save you in hopes that you'd save me"} +{"tweet": "Whoa! Two runners VANISHED during the Jerusalem Marathon! No worries, they'll probably show up in 3 days!"} +{"tweet": "Like 80% of the school is sick. If they're not, they will be now"} +{"tweet": "Or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"} +{"tweet": "Watching #outcold at work.. todays a good day!"} +{"tweet": "@kayla_edgar @RagingRanda soo...pretty much your dad? Lol"} +{"tweet": "@soJAMIE_truth oooooo my JAMUS!!!!! I'm praying love!"} +{"tweet": "Happy Birrfffdaaayyy to @BrittanyMarie06 ! <3"} +{"tweet": "Haters are my motivators"} +{"tweet": "@C_Murphyy we played Ithaca"} +{"tweet": "Oh and by the way, Cody has a nipple piercing. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Ryan__Meek it's the ones right behind the jail?"} +{"tweet": "At the chiro right now chillin in the little waiting room ahhh come on man #placestobe"} +{"tweet": "I want to rage tonight."} +{"tweet": "@katieyourlady thanks Katie \\ud83d\\udc9c!!"} +{"tweet": "well then"} +{"tweet": "I'm dressed like I don't give a fuck today and I'm completely ok with that"} +{"tweet": "This Dallas/LA game is about to be turnt up though...big game, let's see who shows up"} +{"tweet": "Time invested for me usually means time wasted \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I can't believe I missed the season premier of the show I've been waiting months to come back... #ashamed \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@1inStripes lol Diaw with a three"} +{"tweet": "#IfYouKnowMeYouKnowThat I absolutely do not care what people think of me, I have no filter either"} +{"tweet": "@TheLittleTobes the screen on the inside is twice as big as an iPad."} +{"tweet": "When your boobs are too big to fit in pink bras<<<<<<<"} +{"tweet": "@BabyGoon_1 Yay!"} +{"tweet": "@Chases_knee023 that's awesome!"} +{"tweet": "It's.raining,its.pouring this day seems so boring..."} +{"tweet": "Tyler underscore mtv"} +{"tweet": "Sending all those goodnight texts last night made me feel so good! \\u263a\\ufe0f #happy"} +{"tweet": "all too well by taylor swift is perfect"} +{"tweet": "@marjory_ellen_ go ahead and take a seat with the rest of the haters, I'll get to you soon"} +{"tweet": "No matter what I do or who I'm around, I'm missing you."} +{"tweet": "@beththyen I won't! Don't worry Beth \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@ktordoff13 You had a crazy night too? Lol"} +{"tweet": "Give me an Inari Fox and I'll forgive you"} +{"tweet": "I need a tutor for geology #seriously"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to sleep in next week wow"} +{"tweet": "@DedeBabii yea you know I do lol"} +{"tweet": "It's too cold for ice cream"} +{"tweet": "@BUFootball should have saved bad game for UT. Could have still won that one. @ESPNCFB @CollegeGameDay"} +{"tweet": "I'm scared to leave the basement, it's too hot at ground level #34Degrees"} +{"tweet": "I just bad a dream that me @itsmadyyy and @kenzzzzee went sledding and Kenzie hit her knee and cried \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Eaglefly124 That photo of the younger brother standing behind the 8-year-old kid he was about to murder says it all."} +{"tweet": "Who not Jo . Milwaukee. Roommate. March."} +{"tweet": "everyone just sits on their phones and stares at the clock during this class, literally."} +{"tweet": "i hate the rain"} +{"tweet": "The year of the cat #emaw"} +{"tweet": "I need a ride to the hockey game"} +{"tweet": "It's really getting to me."} +{"tweet": "Text when your drunk? Cool I'll text you like I don't give a fuck #pathetic"} +{"tweet": "And right about now, #kcchiefs fans are realizing that their game isn't on in Kirksville."} +{"tweet": "I just got really bored so I twerked on my mom..."} +{"tweet": "Your bullshit stinkin up this place"} +{"tweet": "my brother is such a little scammer"} +{"tweet": "Going out on nights >>>"} +{"tweet": "@12Reiman total sarcasm"} +{"tweet": "I am so unbelievably tired"} +{"tweet": "@istytehcrawk @bunn1 I'm hoping to have all homework mostly done before Chicago though so we'll see. Maybe I'll just have you guys edit it."} +{"tweet": "I just wanna lay in bed all night & watch sappy movies & cuddle \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "I'm ready for football #SeniorYear"} +{"tweet": "That episode of catfish made me cry WHY DIDN'T THEY WORK OUT"} +{"tweet": "@SoperOlivia gotchyu \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@RSherman_25. The reason Darrell Revis was feeling disrespected because he was by the NYJ. #NFL"} +{"tweet": "omg were on break I seriously forgot"} +{"tweet": "WAIT! Wait...wait.....THEY'RE TELLING SANSA?!?!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #GameofThrones"} +{"tweet": "I wish @amandabynes would tweet me :("} +{"tweet": "Focus on Collin if you want to go to college...@RUBYparkin \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Satan called and he wants his weather back. \\ud83d\\udc7f\\ud83d\\udd25\\ud83d\\udd25\\ud83d\\udd25\\ud83d\\udd25\\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "In 48 hours, I will be arriving at Penn Station. #InvadeTheRock @Jets57 @Section_329 @NYIslesFans"} +{"tweet": "Quoted from book written in 1725, \\He was the first fruit if his father and mother's nocturnal labours.\\\" Strange way of saying he's oldest.\""} +{"tweet": "Why does everyone come to me when they need alcohol? News flash I'm not 21!"} +{"tweet": "I can't even remember the last time I had McDonald's.. This is a major problem."} +{"tweet": "@rachelkreid you should see The Call. Way more suspenseful"} +{"tweet": "I'm so fucking pissed off."} +{"tweet": "I've been wanting ice cream all freaking week"} +{"tweet": "\\I can't wait to go to penn state tomorrow, I'm gonna drink my face off after this week\\\" whatta lucky bitch\""} +{"tweet": "I'd love to make it to a game at every baseball stadium in the country before I die #bucketlist \\u26be\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "2nd day lego"} +{"tweet": "Foot cramps<<<< #ouch"} +{"tweet": "@laxchic4519 okay true"} +{"tweet": "@Kellouw_Love loves when I sing to him"} +{"tweet": "@hallies13 lovie youu"} +{"tweet": "I'm so excited I won't be able to sleep for the next 2 weeks!"} +{"tweet": "My mom is a fuckin PSYCHO holy shit."} +{"tweet": "5/12 \\ud83d\\udcb0"} +{"tweet": "@warrenwho_ OMG I forgot you put that on. nightmares for dayz"} +{"tweet": "@DStjepic Ok swag up! \\ud83d\\ude18 sleep so lovely"} +{"tweet": "If I could I would be on tumblr all day everyday. But then I would have no life \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to chill?"} +{"tweet": "@__SeptembersOwn every season"} +{"tweet": "@thowl_ you never even wanna hangout with me and @B_Cicc anymore"} +{"tweet": "@rmelosi the bros and I will drink a beer or 12 for you."} +{"tweet": "@ChanceWebbb maybe later when i shower"} +{"tweet": "Probably just gonna go cry for a few hours.. Emotionally drained\\ud83d\\ude1e today<<"} +{"tweet": "@terrellewilson beware when changing her diaper, my mom said we used to sneak away & eat those noodles all the time. Must be a nice texture"} +{"tweet": "just having my imaginary daily disputes"} +{"tweet": "I think I'm staying in tonight. Went to hard the last two nights."} +{"tweet": "Time to relax and put in my favorite movie. #StepBrothers"} +{"tweet": "You're the biggest idiot for screwing him over. I would love to be given the chance you just had one more time to treat him how he deserves"} +{"tweet": "R/t for s/o"} +{"tweet": "@krysshae hey snatch I invite you to do things \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@DomIzzoWDAY Bison score early from Brock to Vraa and the defense wins one for Grant. 24 to 10."} +{"tweet": "How could you go from being literally perfect to looking like an alien now lol it doesn't make sense"} +{"tweet": "@jermp09 its such a good memory."} +{"tweet": "Hope he's ready to stay after and help me with this\\ud83d\\ude1d #myteacherhatesme"} +{"tweet": "Milk and oreos time"} +{"tweet": "@Bireezy12 you've got nothing on me because your entire house smells like a pepper factory."} +{"tweet": "but I still love the Knicks! \\ud83d\\ude18 #Loyalty"} +{"tweet": "Christmas shopping \\ud83d\\ude03\\ud83c\\udf85\\ud83c\\udf84\\u2744\\ufe0f\\u26c4\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Honestly so proud of how educated my school is. Little geniuses."} +{"tweet": "@fucktyler my name is Lucas so tweet to me bc you always rap about #golfwang"} +{"tweet": "Actually a lot of the people that were 8th graders last year which are 9th graders now actually liked me soooo."} +{"tweet": "If I ever ran into @AllTimeLow at target, I'd cry."} +{"tweet": "It's all about the people you sit next to #baseball #Twins"} +{"tweet": "GET EMERY OUT OF YHE FUCKING NET"} +{"tweet": "Class with @lysssmithhh & @_YourFavTopic today \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "S/o to grandma for the Miller pajamas. She knows me so well."} +{"tweet": "@tantalizingtina @TeamTahiryxo @sassykiesh10 @DamnSheBadd0828 @BellazMom216 hahahahaha!"} +{"tweet": "Bout to make a move soon that's gonna shock the world"} +{"tweet": "Fuck throwing up! #sosick"} +{"tweet": "I want your hot love and emotion endlessly"} +{"tweet": "The Browns have fired Head Coach Rob Chudzinski after going 4-12 in his first season."} +{"tweet": "I hate getting up this early for work..,, oh well I'm making money"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure there's an entire colony in there. What do I do."} +{"tweet": "That would be a huge life change for me i have to buy all new clothes"} +{"tweet": "In the mood to chill and stay up all night"} +{"tweet": "Omg I've never been more annoyed, what did I do wrong."} +{"tweet": "Not being able to walk after your punishment >>>>"} +{"tweet": "So happy my boyfriend was able to watch my games today.. makes me so happy \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Isaiah 40:28-31"} +{"tweet": "@brandon_farias all summer long."} +{"tweet": "If he cheated once before it'll be just as easy for him to do it again."} +{"tweet": "@blaken10 you aren't missing much at the moment where I'm at! Breakdownssss"} +{"tweet": "@cwotd love that beer"} +{"tweet": "Who's trying to do something"} +{"tweet": "South Park marathon>>>>"} +{"tweet": "@aIIysaaa me ? \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "All I wanna do is sleep, an NOT work !\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "What about us, what about everything we've been through"} +{"tweet": "Ew whyyyy"} +{"tweet": "I don't like that my baby isn't feeling well & feels he needs to sleep in the spare bedroom. I miss having him beside me in bed. \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Who wants the 6k?"} +{"tweet": "I'm not driving to work. Nope"} +{"tweet": "Figures"} +{"tweet": "@gallorymould you're hot and when you're in that one dress you know it"} +{"tweet": "You're like a weed...once I think I've gotten rid of you, you come crawling back..."} +{"tweet": "@EricStreight eww haha that is awful."} +{"tweet": "I got to straighten my hair when I get home & I hate myself. Ewh ewh ewh."} +{"tweet": "Well fuck you Andrew \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "I didn't look at my phone when I was doing my homework except once to snap chat \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to see all the pictures I'm going to take tomorrow then look in the background and see the photobombs from @TrevorWatling"} +{"tweet": "@SavannahBlank oh yeah, you just up here for the weekend?"} +{"tweet": "Let's hang!"} +{"tweet": "Why does my dad email me like what's wrong with texting dude"} +{"tweet": "@kn_tadayuu \\u304a\\u3064\\u304b\\u308c\\u3064\\u30fc\\u3093 \\u30b7\\u30e5\\u30b7\\u30e5\\u98db\\u3070\\u3057\\u305f\\u3063\\u3066\\u3053\\u3068\\u306f\\u5fc5\\u7136\\u7684\\u306b\\u30dd\\u30cb\\u30c6\\u5d29\\u308c\\u305f\\u306e\\u3067\\u306f\\uff1f"} +{"tweet": "Don't stay for the wrong reasons"} +{"tweet": "@RockyPatel_SG Nice pencil in the ear"} +{"tweet": "It ain't about who did it first, it's about who did it right.\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Is that ask thing anonymous?"} +{"tweet": "I'm twerking to Secondhand Serenade in the dark \\nHi"} +{"tweet": "This pretzels \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "That pathetic moment when your legs are tired from shopping #oh"} +{"tweet": "That didn't last long, damn."} +{"tweet": "These guys have some ratchet ass carpet."} +{"tweet": "I'm highly disappointed about the ending of Catching Fire \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I wanna cuddle and watch scary movies with my bf in bed #please"} +{"tweet": "@AskAuntieEm1 XOXO!"} +{"tweet": "I forgive but never forget"} +{"tweet": "Pitbull sucks"} +{"tweet": "I want you to stay"} +{"tweet": "@amandaa_pls I did before I even saw this. He says hello. :) \\rAnd, he beat me too. They only deducted 2 points from his score!!!"} +{"tweet": "Loling"} +{"tweet": "Wow this game is awesome #snowbowl"} +{"tweet": "I don't wanna go to school I just wanna be a fool. #wisewordsofmo"} +{"tweet": "@Im_That_Dude11 I be on my grind dog"} +{"tweet": "I feel full of life today \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "Yay! Dad saved me from my boredom!"} +{"tweet": "@LaurenAPN hope your havin a good night"} +{"tweet": "WHERE IS TAYLOR"} +{"tweet": "@M_McWilliams58 you're welcome & thanks. I didn't think you did \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "The amount of respect people have these days for others is disgusting"} +{"tweet": "@rebekahrow One is enough haha"} +{"tweet": "#sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "@litafajita_ druggie"} +{"tweet": "@knowingsavannah it's legit been like 2 years"} +{"tweet": "@taylor_peterson I MISS PDIDDY \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "Let me live that fantasy"} +{"tweet": "not gonna be on twitter or instagram like that #bye #ghost"} +{"tweet": "Great day fishin"} +{"tweet": "Blood is in the streets."} +{"tweet": "Shit I forgot I need a ride after school now"} +{"tweet": "@XBruinsGirl17 woke up and my hand was throbbing. Seems like we're in good shape to load the truck today....."} +{"tweet": "@MattCarp13 Happy flight!"} +{"tweet": "@JeffVaughn love in a box \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@CobyMatush Friday"} +{"tweet": "My hair has already gotten so much lighter #BlondePerks #Woo"} +{"tweet": "I really wish my mom would answer her fucking phone"} +{"tweet": "Getting to drive the Mustang. >>> \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@z_holmie @DylanHudson5 he is the best player ever"} +{"tweet": "SOMEONE GET CHIPOLTE WITH ME PLEAAAASE"} +{"tweet": "@_MylesHighClub_ it really does. Only a few rainy days and a few cold ones. But the rest of the 350 are too nice"} +{"tweet": "I'm not doing anything"} +{"tweet": "I honestly could care less"} +{"tweet": "@Theresacaputo hey Theresa....when do you come to Louisville??? Can hardly wait and SURE don't want to miss you!!!"} +{"tweet": "So happy to be sleeping in my own bed, and I have realized I definitely need my hot boxes of love to keep me warm at night!"} +{"tweet": "Either take my blunt, honest advice, or don't ask me."} +{"tweet": "Ok I'm 9"} +{"tweet": "Tonight @julls_lietz and I learned that you can be emotionally over someone but not sexually over them. #sothatsthat #hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@ToddKincannon what's the next window?"} +{"tweet": "I corrupt so many people."} +{"tweet": "can't wait for Saturday tbh"} +{"tweet": "Come on Shockers I need 2 more points from you for your over."} +{"tweet": "Well then...anyone else wanna come cuddle? #sickgirlstats #needacuddlebuddy"} +{"tweet": "Now I feel like making a gluten free pumpkin roll... What the hell is wrong with me?! guess I'm on a roll \\ud83d\\ude09 #pun"} +{"tweet": "Lol the soccer field in burnsville by the highway always has 8 foot black men playing in it"} +{"tweet": "@10iskristin Jingle B.A. And Rock"} +{"tweet": "@Devin_1995 nice"} +{"tweet": "Remember when all you guys said Duke didn't stand a chance? Hahahahaha"} +{"tweet": "@Lil_Schuk is it kenzie"} +{"tweet": "@leslieanna06 The 18th! You better use them quickly!"} +{"tweet": "I wanna watch @OITNB, but Morehead's wifi won't let me. #CollegeProbs #FirstWorldPains"} +{"tweet": "Hahahhahah my dad sat at the wrong table with two other women. #dying"} +{"tweet": "\\Never tell me the odds\""} +{"tweet": "@AnchorsOwlsTea what happened lol"} +{"tweet": "Forget you \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@Baileyluke5 hahahaha....... Awkward."} +{"tweet": "@23penny1 when I text you it takes you a billion years to respond sometimes lol"} +{"tweet": "Big al's parking lot is so dumb"} +{"tweet": "Don't go through life...grow through life"} +{"tweet": "the puppies \\ud83d\\udc36"} +{"tweet": "I don't even need to watch the walking dead. I get the episode summarized on twitter. I just found out the governors dead."} +{"tweet": "Why am I in such a bad mood?"} +{"tweet": "@dutchmaster_d @atlanticcity911 @lyndacohen but they went to the train station and was waiting for a train.... Dummies"} +{"tweet": "Both of you are getting reamed a new asshole the next I see you."} +{"tweet": "WHY ISNT THERE A KNITTING EMOJI"} +{"tweet": "@laurgrubb im right here"} +{"tweet": "@MrWellDone__ well hey there"} +{"tweet": "Got our medals! Pub crawl finished in 2 hours. #drunk #winners"} +{"tweet": "I hate Rochester I can't wait to move out of NY when I graduate"} +{"tweet": "@TheDailyTattoos love this."} +{"tweet": "My house smells like cookies now. Thanks @Laineylee_"} +{"tweet": "Running around town and eating at the Steakhouse instead of school\\ud83d\\ude02 Fine with me!! #Homeschooled #paradetonight"} +{"tweet": "$1000 would be enough \\ud83d\\ude0f I think"} +{"tweet": "Preach to me about what is a sin when you are a sinless human being. Until then, mind your own. #loveislove"} +{"tweet": "\\If someone stops you then you can say you have good wood!!\\\" - @dAnn2_9 hahaha #40yroldman\""} +{"tweet": "@HOLOCAUSTIN Oh. Word! Super random you said that. I wish we could've done more with it."} +{"tweet": "I guess when it hits 12 the whores come out to play."} +{"tweet": "noooooooo \\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "#ohmygod children are already crying and we're not even on the plane yet. #nonapsforme"} +{"tweet": "I have no one to talk to lol. It's time for bed."} +{"tweet": "I could live off of salad"} +{"tweet": "@brandy_alex12 yes she's getting the same thing !"} +{"tweet": "I can't even begin to explain my excitement to speak with our recruiter from Troy on Wednesday! #CountdownToCollege"} +{"tweet": "I hate makeup so much"} +{"tweet": "Andrew's sweats >>> \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Only one more hour of work #thankgod"} +{"tweet": "@MileyCyrus new song wrecking ball is absolutely perfect"} +{"tweet": "@cheyytyler72 you thought we were ever friends? LOL"} +{"tweet": "The vow is the cutest movie everrrr \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc9a\\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "Justin Bieber's tattoos really are hot. Can't even lie"} +{"tweet": "Being yourself is way better than trying to be someone you're not."} +{"tweet": "I can't even stand up without wanting to fall over and pass out."} +{"tweet": "@Richie2day @nohypejustlife lol stop being mean Richie"} +{"tweet": "@wonkyushipper07 They love each other but not in a romantic way. They use sex to bond because it's the only way they know how"} +{"tweet": "@emmaefraser @Parissa_Rad it's not even like eyelashes where if you're really desperate you can get fake ones..."} +{"tweet": "@MelvinBrenner @mcshane_caitlin I knew u were gonna say that lollllzzzz"} +{"tweet": "Thank you to my boyfriend for always being there for me for the last couple months. #meanseverything @tuckermarks"} +{"tweet": "Blast of Tempest was decent, really stumbled in the second half but picks back up by the end."} +{"tweet": "@davonmagwood Where ya headed to now?"} +{"tweet": "@bmcnely Agreed, that why I'm happily using DTP more. It's nice controlling all my data. Now I need to find a Reader replacement."} +{"tweet": "@phil_reece that's amazing"} +{"tweet": "Staying home and watching jack the giant slayer unlike everyone else #groundedlife"} +{"tweet": "I love melatonin."} +{"tweet": "Im always the one alone and inside like i wish people actually wanted to chill with me ."} +{"tweet": "Can we just leave already?"} +{"tweet": "I want a boyfriend who will visit me at work and bring me mcdonalds."} +{"tweet": "The things that I've done and the man I've become disappear. I wish I was anywhere but here!"} +{"tweet": "No I definitely won"} +{"tweet": "I usually can read people rather well, but that night on my date I was totally wrong, the #toolbag turned out to be #princecharming \\ud83d\\udc51"} +{"tweet": "He was yellow and fluffy."} +{"tweet": "My ass is #sore from the #gym..."} +{"tweet": "@danibren im thinkin like full clothed dryhumping"} +{"tweet": "@iank12 I believe that was absolute citron and pink lemonade"} +{"tweet": "@BigPape60 yeah dude"} +{"tweet": "@errca_ann did you get it at Joe Sippers?! They are the best!!!!"} +{"tweet": "#SharkWeek is the best week>>>"} +{"tweet": "Just sneezed so hard I almost hit my head on my steering wheel \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I have got to stop thinking that maybe if I were different I'd have you"} +{"tweet": "Planning a glitter war in commons with Nick, Casey, and Angelo. Should be fun"} +{"tweet": "If you smoke mids I'm just gonna assume you have a little weiner. Sorry, that's life."} +{"tweet": "Why couldn't Geneseo be located somewhere warm all year round?"} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 30.19 in, Steady. Temperature 68.0 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 99%"} +{"tweet": "@janwatson6 keep your head up \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "that's pretty funny coming from you considering the things you've done \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait till the team gets to see @ShitKeeferSays0 Afro he's got going on."} +{"tweet": "The assistant even asked about my moms pig cake \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc37"} +{"tweet": "Saying goodbye never gets easier."} +{"tweet": "@MRNRadio Kyle would only smash it in victory lane:("} +{"tweet": "@Stormyjones1 hahah well we beat them once so.."} +{"tweet": "@TDP_9166 feel like I can't either than... \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@bre_joyce love you too Bre!"} +{"tweet": "@DillonVoltz you would be my best man if i would ever get married but i won't cuz i will die of cancer by then #cancerboy :) #eulogyspeaker?"} +{"tweet": "@chefsymon I have both danskos and crocs. All depends."} +{"tweet": "I knew it was too good to be true"} +{"tweet": "So I've decided too join the sailing team at drexal"} +{"tweet": "I Can't Shake You. <3 #glorianna #country"} +{"tweet": "Why didn't Chris Daughtry win American Idol again? His voice is gold."} +{"tweet": "I feel college is so much easier than highschool"} +{"tweet": "Cocaine is awesome."} +{"tweet": "I can make your life a living hell if you don't shut the fuck up"} +{"tweet": "if there's fuzz where your hamster was, it's probably because of tarantulas!"} +{"tweet": "@justinbieber @uniteofbieber SO CUTE"} +{"tweet": "One of the worst things ever is opening snapchat and it's on the front facing camera"} +{"tweet": "yeeee I am now am owner of an iPad mini \\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Saying bye is hard"} +{"tweet": "Dibs @LukeBryanOnline"} +{"tweet": "At my breaking point.... never thought I'd hear myself say, SCHOOL HURRY UP!"} +{"tweet": "Moral of the story ladies and germs, don't say shit about my unicorn. Or i WILL fuck your life up."} +{"tweet": "Jeff never misses a Women Crush Wednesday \\ud83d\\ude02 @J_Etter14"} +{"tweet": "So far my college experience consists of writing essays and eating grilled cheeses"} +{"tweet": "Walking though the snow in flip flops is definitely one of my worst ideas ever"} +{"tweet": "@Bri_nicole26 haha it came out of no where just popped up im my head!! Those are the best times when I say my most funniest things! Usually!"} +{"tweet": "I just need some Fazoli's now."} +{"tweet": "My brother just spelled worn as whoren.... \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@JuanDwptv me neither."} +{"tweet": "My pops just asked what 'Lace Up' was."} +{"tweet": "Could have been..."} +{"tweet": "I couldn't spell faggot without u"} +{"tweet": "\\ue348\\ue347- you are so pretty!"} +{"tweet": "you're a temptation i can't resist"} +{"tweet": "Somebody's grouchy! @bigdaddyayers"} +{"tweet": "@muh_ken_zay I do it all day everyday. #civicswag"} +{"tweet": "oops"} +{"tweet": "Look, it's Ben Afflec playing Tony Stark. #Paycheck"} +{"tweet": "@Toaddiamond typed that by himself"} +{"tweet": "Christmas is ruined. That is all."} +{"tweet": "Still have one more day until I go back to reality \\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Drove my brother all the way to school and then he realized he doesn't have his backpack"} +{"tweet": "@shondarhimes@EllenPompeo loved the show tonight. I can't wait to see what happens next. But I'm sad that @IamSandraOh is leaving the show"} +{"tweet": "ruined my day\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Trying to eat healthier...not going so well"} +{"tweet": "#ConsOfDatingMe I care too much, clearly that's a problem."} +{"tweet": "Phones been quiet all morning \\ud83d\\ude1e #NoLove"} +{"tweet": "Every damn time me and Becca go to eat she brings home leftovers and leaves them at my house"} +{"tweet": "@CreaturePower what's up tonight bub"} +{"tweet": "@KirstenMcNeice suicide is a question... The answer is yes \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@SarahDibernardo wanna vent to me?"} +{"tweet": "@Moehoov what have you done today ?"} +{"tweet": "So much homemade pizza was consumed on this night."} +{"tweet": "@johmargat you look so beautiful in your avi, love you!"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty pumped to see Dane on Monday!"} +{"tweet": "@ILuvAngelique you going Ash?"} +{"tweet": "Okkkk away we go , the only thing we got on is the radio . \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "Running on adrenaline today"} +{"tweet": "Wow today sucks"} +{"tweet": "@starlitnocturne Too bad it's gonna rain \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@Alysssssssa9 i hope your new years gets better. Even though we arent as close I love you and want you to be happy! Happy new year slappette"} +{"tweet": "Too much negativity on twitter today, cheer up friends! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Just so glad I work the next two nights"} +{"tweet": "@jessLewis007 alright"} +{"tweet": "I don't think I've ever been so scared in my entire life \\ud83d\\ude2a"} +{"tweet": "@kasehead haha yes, yes it is :)"} +{"tweet": "@nuhataali I'm fantastic"} +{"tweet": "@_viktorious doubt it"} +{"tweet": "@ThaRunCmd_ good luckkk:))"} +{"tweet": "I really want to procrastinate but I just don't feel like it. I'll do it tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "This is what I get for drinking caffeine before bed."} +{"tweet": "#IfWeDate know all the little things about me. What makes me happy, my dislikes, ect."} +{"tweet": "At the hospital"} +{"tweet": "Yay chipotle and friends"} +{"tweet": "That's a given"} +{"tweet": "Oh yeah shout out to my homie @jwalk33. The only real ravens fan I know."} +{"tweet": "I hate people are like ill text you later and never do.. #middlefingeremoji"} +{"tweet": "@TimmyOliver69 I have orange shoes does that count?!"} +{"tweet": "Ok im serious its tattoo time this week im so ready and its happening eek eek eek"} +{"tweet": "Django is good so far!"} +{"tweet": "I'm such a hater of sleepovers !"} +{"tweet": "Any pic with wrestlers on it makes it automatically 10 times cooler"} +{"tweet": "@TristanGerber don't we all"} +{"tweet": "I've been wearing cuddleduds and a big sweater for over 24 hours #comfy"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could sing like Bruno mars.. He really gets into it lol"} +{"tweet": "@murphbuhgurff that's what it is for sure \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Transformation Tuesday lasted almost as long as that bullshit Kony campaign uproar"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could play football"} +{"tweet": "@lutahweyah so you made it home? I'm on the floor...btw this is @Lolo7281"} +{"tweet": "Soo happy with my life right now."} +{"tweet": "@x0haileyyxx wut. is it at Carlisle or.."} +{"tweet": "I'm so in the mood to cuddle..."} +{"tweet": "Dude can shake & bake"} +{"tweet": "@kpalmer34 \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Rec bball about to take off tm \\u2708\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@rdhbsms @sweeetbea Thank you!!!"} +{"tweet": "definitely resurrecting that catch phrase"} +{"tweet": "I get it I get it"} +{"tweet": "wait wut"} +{"tweet": "I still haven't watched the walking dead..."} +{"tweet": "My next two shows are huge challenges for me for different reasons: The Last 5 Years and The Cherry Orchard. #Whuck"} +{"tweet": "I want a egg and cheese biscuit like nowwwwwww."} +{"tweet": "@HayesStarns @rukes (;"} +{"tweet": "I volunteer"} +{"tweet": "Psh pathetic."} +{"tweet": "@dano_40 @Super_Stoll_7 no @jordie_davis"} +{"tweet": "Can it just be Monday already. Don't want to work allll weekend!\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@HeyItsHol_No omg , they are soooo cute !!"} +{"tweet": "This week is definitely going to drag... All I want is to be home already\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Who wants it ?"} +{"tweet": "@aaleighcarr oh man :( sorry to hear that girl"} +{"tweet": "@_1192_ \\u304a\\u3046\\u304a\\u3046\\u304a\\u3046\\u5206\\u304b\\u3063\\u305f\\u3088\\u4ed5\\u65b9\\u306d\\u3047\\u306a"} +{"tweet": "@Bristiii_Nicole tell ya what I take that puppy and buy a husky too :D"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "@lizzystonewall yes \\ud83d\\udc96 what going on tommorow tho ?"} +{"tweet": "I don't really know where I'm going but I do know that as long as you're not there, it's going to be somewhere nice."} +{"tweet": "@CelticsTown In the words of Billy Madison when he found out Ernie peed his pants, \\GEW\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "Nothing I hate more than fighting"} +{"tweet": "All we do right is make love, and we both know now that ain't enough."} +{"tweet": "Someone bring over cookie dough and we can make oreo chocolate chip cookies"} +{"tweet": "@ApeLookinBoy Are you coming over or what?"} +{"tweet": "ome fun while they co"} +{"tweet": "@theschopps #dumb"} +{"tweet": "Will there ever be that \\one\\\" person for me?\""} +{"tweet": "I remember things I'd rather not and forget the best times. Why"} +{"tweet": "@Braz_Garrett what friends are you talking about"} +{"tweet": "My procrastination level right now is unreal"} +{"tweet": "@E_DeLaina_Sy @_JillTheThrill_ probably cause her eyes were closed. #inthezone"} +{"tweet": "@Nidaaxox okay okay I'm sorry. Hi I'm Jillian it's nice to meet you \\ud83d\\udc4b\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "You can call me green bean"} +{"tweet": "SHUT THE FRONT DOOR"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc9e\\u26be\\ud83d\\udc4d @Dlescar34"} +{"tweet": "Forgot my glasses gotta helen keller it today -_-"} +{"tweet": "One of the hardest things in life is watching your mom cry and not being able to do anything for her"} +{"tweet": "can't stop coooughingggg #ugh"} +{"tweet": "I find it way easier to get up at 5:30 rather than 6:30"} +{"tweet": "@CandaceHoskins Don't be a stranger!"} +{"tweet": "I fangirl over strange things"} +{"tweet": "Why are you so amazing?"} +{"tweet": "@_Taylor_Burris yeah they are YouTube videos. I did it and it worked for me. But it made my phone slow and apps fucked up a lot"} +{"tweet": "Woke up and thought I was late to school lol"} +{"tweet": "DYING."} +{"tweet": "Actually Gary every storm does not run out of rain, shall I explain evaporation to you."} +{"tweet": "I need a beer"} +{"tweet": "Lololol did you really just have attitude with me?!"} +{"tweet": "@bigsnack24 @jnoel06 @ray_levay13 but 1 o'clock?"} +{"tweet": "@Crissy_Cakess what are you doing tonight??"} +{"tweet": "@HStaaf no shit, idkk how I just figured that out lol"} +{"tweet": "Light it up & take a puff; pass it to me now."} +{"tweet": "Glad I'm not the only one that vents to twitter sometimes lol"} +{"tweet": "@domcosenza yeah but it takes forever to enter like every problem"} +{"tweet": "You can see Marshall is wearing green under his gloves"} +{"tweet": "@leahxo240 over 50 these past couple weeks. I've worked 30 so far this week, it's gonna be ridiculous with school \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "28 & 3 with my pistol. #CODBlackOps2"} +{"tweet": "@l0w3_b00st STOP SUBTWEETING ME !"} +{"tweet": "This music is so loud, how are they knocked right now?!"} +{"tweet": "@BrooksBeau first to like again high five \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "FUCKING GROUNDED WHY"} +{"tweet": "As much as I like Ms. Blackburns class, sometimes I wish I had Jones."} +{"tweet": "@Grantgambill what are we doing tomorrow ole bud ?"} +{"tweet": "Competition dress rehearsals >>>>> #13days"} +{"tweet": "Other than that one play the Chiefs are dominating the game thus far!!!"} +{"tweet": "Drake is literally the only thing that has kept us awake tonight @Drake"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@JesicaPalominos: I love Tumblr.\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "@Madeline__C thought you would \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@tormangold comeover boo"} +{"tweet": "ok goodnight peace and blessings"} +{"tweet": "@MakaylaMika at least you have boobs"} +{"tweet": "Did it rain"} +{"tweet": "@MegVoisine where u go"} +{"tweet": "@_SiempreSuave17 what size are you?"} +{"tweet": "@Pauline_m88 I remember all to well haha"} +{"tweet": "Loving the tenacity from the sabres tonight!"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I don't even live at my own house. Haha"} +{"tweet": "@BobThornsley yes but I deleted the app. Ill prolly re download it."} +{"tweet": "please stop talking"} +{"tweet": "Finally after two long weeks, Bradley is on his way home!!!! #Happy"} +{"tweet": "Well someone is pissy @shandy_lee @KendalNordeen #ohshit #pipedown"} +{"tweet": "Girl Scout cookies sound really good right now"} +{"tweet": "Mark this is Ohio....."} +{"tweet": "Wishing people would ask me questions"} +{"tweet": "I just got a secret admirer snap chat..... The fuck??"} +{"tweet": "Seriously though.....fuck my life."} +{"tweet": "Cardinals get your head out of your ass"} +{"tweet": "If you have 10 hashtags you're pissing me off."} +{"tweet": "@butlercolleen mhmm , I had the 4s for like a week and then for the five lol ill bring it tonight if you're picking max up !"} +{"tweet": "Well I've finally come to the conclusion. Never lending my sister money in my life when we're older."} +{"tweet": "We usually put the tree up like a week ago. Looks like we're behind this year."} +{"tweet": "Saw @543rgfj & @cooper_hodge at \\n7-11\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@melinaleee mines never been infected, an why would you want to take it out? Mine some times falls out at night but doesnt seem to close up"} +{"tweet": "booked the house :)"} +{"tweet": "@Sydney_Eichman Bailee and I..."} +{"tweet": "Of course the obese lady at the pool is the one who orders food"} +{"tweet": "I need an I.V. of this strawberry pop:) \\ud83c\\udf53"} +{"tweet": "@JGreene_004 is goin to kill me for all these tweets in the morning... But hey, she fell asleep at like 9. #NotMyFault #DontHateThePlaya"} +{"tweet": "@gjc2442 Where?!"} +{"tweet": "Just went BONKERS in front of my family after that @AJJeffery1 catch #SCtop10 #nodoubt"} +{"tweet": "Just favorited three tweets in a row. #ugh \\ud83d\\ude12 #mylife"} +{"tweet": "I'm happy for at least 5 minutes out of the whole day"} +{"tweet": "@ryanlawrence21 I'm guess the run will score...."} +{"tweet": "My favorite time of the year"} +{"tweet": "But the room next year will be hot. @tompdunne1"} +{"tweet": "Soo how many keg stands did I do last night..?"} +{"tweet": "Someone hangout with my this weekend \\ud83d\\ude0a it's like the only weekend I don't have softball \\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "This heated mattress pad is by far the best thing I've ever invested in #love"} +{"tweet": "Just got a pair of galaxy pants. Fuck yeah."} +{"tweet": "I was on a role I was whooping ass in nhl"} +{"tweet": "I wonder.."} +{"tweet": "Sunshine ! \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "@j_hanke05 ok I guess, as the president of the Jenna's Exboyfriend club, I'll let you be cashier"} +{"tweet": "@Smak303 listen to one of my spits dude Ill upload one for you they call me stud duck"} +{"tweet": "I just want you to understand"} +{"tweet": "Does the void mean unemployment and routine live music appearances"} +{"tweet": "If you don't wanna take it slow and you just wanna take me home baby say yeah yeah yeahhhhhh, and let me kiss you"} +{"tweet": "Bumpin in the room! Nothing better!"} +{"tweet": "My pretty little liars is on tonight #whoo"} +{"tweet": "The Jets and Jags game is a preview of the two worst football teams in the NFL haha"} +{"tweet": "It makes so much sense now"} +{"tweet": "Dibs! @SpiffyMichi"} +{"tweet": "And he's singing.... Again"} +{"tweet": "@JNagy_18 where so you request transfers at?!"} +{"tweet": "@ca6taloo you're the greatest."} +{"tweet": "A sign of hope! Turn this into a win (probably not though) but good job jones!"} +{"tweet": "Finally thanksgiving break. #thankful \\ud83c\\udf57"} +{"tweet": "Seeing Mr. Harasta at work today made me so happy"} +{"tweet": "I want to go to Vegas just so I can see @britneyspears"} +{"tweet": "I have to wake up at 5 freaking 30 to go and practice from 7-9. I must really love basketball to do this \\ud83c\\udfc0"} +{"tweet": "@tylershawnqueja it'll be over eventually"} +{"tweet": "@TjWints22 i didnt think i was being bruised"} +{"tweet": "I've cussed, I've prayed, I've said goodbye,"} +{"tweet": "@lebosquet Thanks for the invite"} +{"tweet": "Seems like love and getting engaged is in the air this Christmas. That's all I'm seeing."} +{"tweet": "LOOK AT THAT BOOTY"} +{"tweet": "I used to be a used to."} +{"tweet": "I just did cheerleading stretches from high school. What happened to my flexibility? I can't move. \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "@koalaTkatie @ctenooo the blackest list possible"} +{"tweet": "\\ue059"} +{"tweet": "@devynabsher where are ya dev? #nothere"} +{"tweet": "@sidneyfleegle @KiannaClaar lmao omg"} +{"tweet": "Men are such pigs. This week at work has just been ridiculous."} +{"tweet": "katie why do we look like this in public"} +{"tweet": "@samcastillo__ same number?"} +{"tweet": "Wrong hole"} +{"tweet": "On the real thoe \\u201c@SPVCXGHXZTPURRP: @Bigdaddiejorge ain't that stupid afteralll\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "@xXshan3n3Xx OMG can we open up a #coyoteugly or something similar to it?!?!"} +{"tweet": "@Jake__Toothless no, just plain stupid."} +{"tweet": "What a great valentines day"} +{"tweet": "@MauroUM2 @Joe_McMahon24 @lilprolem17 what's his website?"} +{"tweet": "While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected and thus not beyond a measure of control which has led u inexorably here"} +{"tweet": "When your drink is so cold it's like a slushy>>>"} +{"tweet": "I've seen this stupid episode of Catfish like 30 times... #stop"} +{"tweet": "@R_jaffarian I froze I didn't know what to do or say"} +{"tweet": "I go all the way up to Dollywood just to see you because you \\miss me\\\" and you get mad. Never speak to me again.\""} +{"tweet": "Spilled spaghetti sauce on my white sweater. #classy #typical"} +{"tweet": "@PrincessJessah you get real beyotch ;)"} +{"tweet": "I always sweat when I straighten my hair so it's never straight \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Wait, really? @AbdulAlvi #FridayThe13th"} +{"tweet": "You can't fix a mistake, just to make it over and over again."} +{"tweet": "Slide through and I can get you sooooo high. Guarantee."} +{"tweet": "I'm not ready for kids but.. I can't wait till Shane and I have one \\ud83d\\udebc\\ud83d\\udc76\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "you are so hypocritical"} +{"tweet": "It's nice out but not that warm"} +{"tweet": "Not in the mood to listen to my dad bitch about tattoos at 9 in the morning. STFU"} +{"tweet": "Come on baby let's go listen to the night train."} +{"tweet": "I hate hearing about school shootings man"} +{"tweet": "@The_Gman102 @ComedyCentral @themagicbullet I have a @SlapChop_ it's not very good. I did get a flexible hose. That thing is amazing."} +{"tweet": "The endless math homework has finally ended."} +{"tweet": "@LundSydney @stevieleelacher pretzels?? Von Hansen pretzels? ;)"} +{"tweet": "@jalengriffin10 nice mate"} +{"tweet": "2014 cannot come soon enough."} +{"tweet": "I'm not about to deal with this shit again."} +{"tweet": "I am so fat."} +{"tweet": "@ZaZaPie11 drinks on drinks on drinks ALL summer"} +{"tweet": "Any of my girlfriends wanna join this sausage fest hmu"} +{"tweet": "@KevKellum @RachelJeanHaas you need to come to one that will be a closer match! We really play good then! Plus they are more intense :)"} +{"tweet": "Trishelle has got to be one of the worst challenge cast members. What a waste"} +{"tweet": "i'm in the best mood \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "I think it's disrespectful when a girl posts inappropriate things on another guys wall...knowing he has a girlfriend."} +{"tweet": "sweet tea before i go to bed, don't mind if I do! \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Tonight was interesting"} +{"tweet": "@catfan270 don't get too happy cause I doubt it'll last a while lol"} +{"tweet": "@NiallLarry_Ziam PLEASE. MY BODY IS READY"} +{"tweet": "Cmon Brady. Feild goal wins game. This is the perfect situation for you. Your the posterchild for these comebacks"} +{"tweet": "Well, night Twitter!"} +{"tweet": "Up all night"} +{"tweet": "This is a drop everything kind of thing"} +{"tweet": "I've changed? Ohh I know I have! \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "What'd I do?"} +{"tweet": "Smh"} +{"tweet": "Almost made two pediatric pancakes."} +{"tweet": "In love with my new earrings \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@AbbyHaubrich I'm having a blast hanging out with you!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Baseball is my passion"} +{"tweet": "Check off my homecoming dress!!! :) <3"} +{"tweet": "And let it rain!"} +{"tweet": "We're to young to be this sad."} +{"tweet": "Does anyone have an iPhone 4 charger with them I could use?"} +{"tweet": "@Theejbizz time to put McCown in."} +{"tweet": "Fuck this... No one wants to go to prom on Sunday."} +{"tweet": "Well I guess job hinting time it is"} +{"tweet": "@lainey_rae12 \\ud83d\\ude37 \\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83d\\udc4a"} +{"tweet": "I just want to be in Florida already because I have so much anxiety about flying \\ud83d\\ude23\\u2708"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "I love the Rockford files but damn those wigs in the 70s were bad!"} +{"tweet": "If you're happy..I'm happy."} +{"tweet": "Christian Bale is the epitome of perfection \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@positiivevibes still good doe and you improved your score from yhe first time! I scored a fucking 17 in math if it makes you feel better"} +{"tweet": "@ChrisWeidmanUFC that was absolutely amazing!! Congrats! Best fight I have watched! #ufc162"} +{"tweet": "If this was any other game but the super bowl I would of been done watching a while ago"} +{"tweet": "Literally have seen 6 cops this morning...#why"} +{"tweet": "@HumzaQuadri unimpressed"} +{"tweet": "Why did u have a bad day @hdswan13"} +{"tweet": "Tomorrow is going to be such a busy day for me.."} +{"tweet": "I want soup"} +{"tweet": "I bet at the game tonight, there was probably 1 UCLA fan for every 200 MSU fans.. It was crazy!!!"} +{"tweet": "@CowboyTroy1996 @clarebear1269 shes a freak"} +{"tweet": "Why is it every time I am in a great mood, everyone else is depressed or pissy?"} +{"tweet": "A@CarolynRideout @TVinnage23 @jodivinnage would go if @carolynrideout went! Not currently signed up to go."} +{"tweet": "@cmasinelli last night."} +{"tweet": "Success is not something you have, it's something you Do"} +{"tweet": "@CockyAmendola it's pending so accept me"} +{"tweet": "@marklindesr !! Thanks dummy dems."} +{"tweet": "Present to myself should be here any day and according to these chillens, only 7 days until Xmas. #XmasCountdown"} +{"tweet": "A\\u00a0goal without a plan is just a wish.\\u00a0"} +{"tweet": "@e_doolz KILL ME NOW."} +{"tweet": "Today won't be complete unless I get Taco Bell"} +{"tweet": "@McSkippy737 I still only have a few tonight. But with only six dudes playing so far I have seven assists. I can't complain."} +{"tweet": "@DAonCBS Tough week for the Mobsters. Tony Soprano checks out.And Jimmy Hoffa is a hell of a hide and seek player. Damn"} +{"tweet": "That was a sick play... #LLWS #SCTOP10"} +{"tweet": "Not a second goes by that I'm not thinking about you."} +{"tweet": "When I spend time on my puttin on my mascara & my lashes are really long. >>>>> \\ud83d\\ude0d #GirlyTweet"} +{"tweet": "Perfect night for swimming! #LiterallyFeelsLikeABath"} +{"tweet": "People \\u270b\\u270b"} +{"tweet": "I like a little Captain in my coke. You know I like a little good time in my smoke."} +{"tweet": "Is happiness just not acceptable"} +{"tweet": "And I'm counting all the boogers on your face and on your cheeks and it makes sense that your sickly #littlethings"} +{"tweet": "@trinittyyyy you must've looked at the wrong one because I get fierce all the time and it's only $50"} +{"tweet": "@DylanWatts28 to practice"} +{"tweet": "Awe that snapchat just made my night!\\ud83d\\udc4c I miss that girl"} +{"tweet": "1st place in consolation and got a $50 bag for free because of it! \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "at home alone for the night... this could be interesting\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I hope to god I was never half annoying as the highschoolers sitting next to us. Idiots."} +{"tweet": "I live for Cat Saturday on #theChive"} +{"tweet": "Best husband ever! \\u2764 He got me the absolute sweetest Mother's Day card ever! I'm so #blessed. I'm ready for my baby girl!\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Well. This sucks"} +{"tweet": "Loooove getting bitched at for telling the truth."} +{"tweet": "#AlisRoom is the creepiest thing ever."} +{"tweet": "@Radd_Andersonn have funn! And takena bunch of pictures for me :)"} +{"tweet": "@meghanmarie93 haha thank you!"} +{"tweet": "Do you really have the same feelings for me?"} +{"tweet": "#wecantstop"} +{"tweet": "@Plimp45 pretty \\ud83d\\udca9, have fun in school \\ud83d\\udc4b"} +{"tweet": "@JamesECabrera understatement"} +{"tweet": "Aaaaand you still never texted back."} +{"tweet": "wish I had an invisibility cloak so I could just avoid the world today, or everyday actually"} +{"tweet": "Anxiety is a bitch"} +{"tweet": "I said if instead of of"} +{"tweet": "A THREESOME? IM SO DONE EITH YOU"} +{"tweet": "@_JC3 you and @HoagieMan21"} +{"tweet": "Thank you, Francesca's, for informing me that my purchases were final sale in the RECEIPT \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@ocgrandchamp NO WAY! What teacher? #whatabitch"} +{"tweet": "OH MY GOD KAYLEE JUST TOLD ME THAT I LAUGHED ALL NIGHT IN MY SLEEP LAST NIGHT. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "Pretty little lights"} +{"tweet": "The highlight of the night was watching dumb ass kids clean up Ambrie's house they had toilet papered 15 minutes earlier. Lol"} +{"tweet": "You're telling me like I care..... Uh no."} +{"tweet": "Probably going Black Friday shopping for the first time!"} +{"tweet": "We were supposed to be something, Fuck that. We were supposed to be brothers."} +{"tweet": "Taco Bell grosses me the heck out."} +{"tweet": "@Pickle_zuch1995 it's all your fault, asshole"} +{"tweet": "Ready to get these finals out of the way and enjoy a month long Christmas break which includes a little pond hockey #DangleSnipeCelly"} +{"tweet": "Send a message to my city tell them we'll be home soon.. #homesoon"} +{"tweet": "@jennamarieklein I'm really far out in Sauk rapids"} +{"tweet": "Still going. @SethSilverio"} +{"tweet": "I ACTUALLY LOVE MY HEADER"} +{"tweet": "why make the same status over & over again."} +{"tweet": "Phil\\nhil\\nIl\\nHi\\nOhi\\nOhio\\nI didn't know phil and ohio where so closely spelled until today"} +{"tweet": "I am a girl and I will say that most girls are fucking stupid"} +{"tweet": "Ice cream should be illegal"} +{"tweet": "the only reason I've never liked South Carolina and Clemson is because of how obnoxious both South Carolina and Clemson fans are."} +{"tweet": "@NatalieWalters2 thanks cyclops ! #BestFriend"} +{"tweet": "You're annoying me. Please stop!"} +{"tweet": "@Emmeau they just get them pulled and then refuse to wear them because they don't fit right. #shitmyredneckparentssay"} +{"tweet": "Wait is that a dancing sloth decked out in Christmas gear on @TheEllenShow bc I'm LOLing. That's awesome!"} +{"tweet": "I knew you wouldn't be able to handle me"} +{"tweet": "@hughesbuds @NackSwin @TootALoo_Juu Please do or I'm doomed"} +{"tweet": "@AnthonyjWalter he got maych"} +{"tweet": "@eringrace122 AND IF I GET YELLED AT I LL LEAVE"} +{"tweet": "And I need Maddie and Doritos"} +{"tweet": "My meatball will be in town tonight..... To go out or not \\ud83d\\ude01 #workproblems"} +{"tweet": "Its GameDay #Determined"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@RellzDaGod: Pineapple swirl keep me in Molly world\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "2 more hours to go!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "HES SO PRECIOUS"} +{"tweet": "Apparently people come out to cheer me on during my training runs. #nbd"} +{"tweet": "So fine."} +{"tweet": "looking back on this time last year and thinking \\n\\nwut"} +{"tweet": "@RozayyRedd_ Still not badder than you \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I love iOS 7, it has an iTunes Radio which is better than Pandora, NO COMMERCIALS (:"} +{"tweet": "St. Joseph hospital you're ridiculous #idiots #allclean"} +{"tweet": "I Hate being cold \\ue059"} +{"tweet": "My roommates hot cousin is over. Ohhhhh boy."} +{"tweet": "@Jenn_Cupcakee Storm Passed Now Although My Pants Are Soaked"} +{"tweet": "it looks awful outside :("} +{"tweet": "Good morning people! Today will be great! Friday is for FOCUS! Lets go!"} +{"tweet": "I actually just want these next two weekends to fly by so I can be rid of the sat for at least a little bit"} +{"tweet": "@baldwinner_ @jessicaaamk24 Deanna, Jess has something to ask you..."} +{"tweet": "It better snow tonight"} +{"tweet": "I am SO EXCITED to finally see my best friend @ashleysadoubleD again before she leaves \\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "@xXGodsChildXx @elisejonesxo why josh"} +{"tweet": "@b_radbmx. February 8th or 9th"} +{"tweet": "Thank you @Sky_Halll for being my #1 fan. \\ud83d\\udc4d\\u263a\\ufe0f you the best."} +{"tweet": "I feel like a new man! \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "e. It was just a rough place to be, zipping through space, feeling alone, staring out at #the long, dark tunnel of time."} +{"tweet": "@abbacadabraa I was bending over putting lotion on before and someone told me I look JUST like you! Lol my kick was good"} +{"tweet": "Can't just have one chip...."} +{"tweet": "@chloeaustin13 good, be happy! \\ud83d\\ude00"} +{"tweet": "Oh the conversation with my co-workers today is cracking me up. Nothing like loads of laughing to help you through the work day."} +{"tweet": "@CaileighHolland thank youuuu \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@dakotakrouse save a horse"} +{"tweet": "Oh wait that's why we don't drink off brand UV blue #GoingToPuke"} +{"tweet": "@jerry_shonk Good Morning Jerry and Happy Monday! Did you watch the Denver/Dallas game yesterday after the Colts game? Peyton Manning is"} +{"tweet": "I'll do anything for u."} +{"tweet": "Babies bring you happiness regardless of how you're feeling \\ud83d\\udc76"} +{"tweet": "WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD SOME TEENS DO IN A RURAL SUBURB ON A THURSDAY NIGHT @TrillTeens"} +{"tweet": "@klfleming1 I'm coming to Vegas prolly at the end of the year! So ill have too see you! \\ud83d\\udc96"} +{"tweet": "Que es esto?"} +{"tweet": "@WWELauren Not like your driver suffered damage anyways :3"} +{"tweet": "Words cannot express how happy I am that today was my last day of classes! \\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@marcmorehouse SELL! SELL! SELL!"} +{"tweet": "@SydneySumners @guyordie yeah!!! Now lemme finish"} +{"tweet": "\\And I know that if I end this I'll no longer have nothing left,\\nBut you keep treating me like a staircase it's time to fucking step.\\\"\\n#np\""} +{"tweet": "Come over and watch sappy movies with me @Bwandijane"} +{"tweet": "it's so cute when people ignore you. #lol"} +{"tweet": "That's a negative."} +{"tweet": "@dsabato97 booze"} +{"tweet": "Can't sleep in again till Friday & I'm really not liking that"} +{"tweet": "#WeCantDateIf you aren't @dpcampbell21 I'm in love with my best friend and couldn't be happier"} +{"tweet": "@shmamilla HAHAHA holy shit"} +{"tweet": "Why am I uppppp"} +{"tweet": "Annie K's with @kgrimes94 \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2615\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@lexasaurusx 60"} +{"tweet": "@russ_24 @DaltonWebber2 hey good jokes"} +{"tweet": "Who would have thought living in New Jersey I would be using my heated seats on August mornings"} +{"tweet": "One of the nicest things about being here is that even this late its still hot and gorgeous out"} +{"tweet": "Only day of classes \\ud83d\\udc83"} +{"tweet": "Or just don't message me back. #thatscooltoo"} +{"tweet": "@liciaann93 or when they say they love eachother after 2 weeks! #nottrue"} +{"tweet": "$10 for rails and beers all night @ Kahootz and paid for all the roomies. Shits getting crazy. #firstnightback #stout"} +{"tweet": "Welp. I officially have 2 days left here. Weird..."} +{"tweet": "Baby run, cut a path across the blue skies, straight in a straight line, you can't get here fast enough. @Forrest_Harper #georgestrait"} +{"tweet": "Damn it's the beginning of the month next week. #bills #depressing"} +{"tweet": "Just want it to be 5:30 already so I can register for my classes!! #anxious"} +{"tweet": "Can I graduate yet"} +{"tweet": "just realized that someone vine famous came into work today !!!!!! Was wondering why he looked so familiar!!! OMG"} +{"tweet": "@Pearson_Gabriel hahaha iight yen gone hit dat bih tonight"} +{"tweet": "@icehockeystick its got the least playoff atmosphere of any nfl playoff game"} +{"tweet": "For someone who doesn't like to be touched, going to the chiropractor is stressful. But that's how desperate I am. #backpain"} +{"tweet": "Wake up people"} +{"tweet": "@Blevins_Colton it's your upper lip"} +{"tweet": "Brand New is playing Penn State in the spring? WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCKING JOKE IS THIS? SOMEONE TAKE ME TO PENN STATE"} +{"tweet": "It's nights like these that I think about you."} +{"tweet": "@HJSoldier yeah I'm planning on becoming a therapist .."} +{"tweet": "My cat literally charges at the bathroom door while I'm in there doing my business! #soweird"} +{"tweet": "I have u."} +{"tweet": "@BigBooty_Bec no it's just lets no wear clothes Friday"} +{"tweet": "My teacher just picked on four wheeler riding, rural areas, informal languages and overalls.. She just offended every person in Grundy!"} +{"tweet": "STANDING IN THE HALL OF FAME. Lalalalaaaaa AND THE WORLDS GONNA KNOW YOUR NAME."} +{"tweet": "@_jdonnelly #RIP"} +{"tweet": "@garebare2013 @Kyle_Host23 def? It would be blind, haha"} +{"tweet": "@thatguypaul1 solid"} +{"tweet": "1st day of classes:///"} +{"tweet": "@jordynkosmas I'm not \\ud83d\\udc8b\\ud83d\\ude18 thank you!"} +{"tweet": "It's such a boring day at work.. \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "Rolle Bolle by @newbelgium brewing is heaven in your mouth."} +{"tweet": "I am desperately hoping Jacob has a snow day \\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "@LeeLybrand haha alrighty"} +{"tweet": "@Kaitlin_Reichel don't go to aria there isn't any power"} +{"tweet": "It really sucks when you feel like you're not good enough."} +{"tweet": "A girls that is 5'8 is to tall to me but maybe it's cause I'm only that tall\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "When I need you?"} +{"tweet": "Walter White \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "New 30 for 30 on Maurice clarett was excellent. #ncaa is modern day slavery. When are we going to bring them down?"} +{"tweet": "Good half Buckeyes!"} +{"tweet": "I am Sam gave us a glimpse of how people with disabilities are negatively looked upon by our society. We need to break that. #FHS328"} +{"tweet": "Only I could manage to get kicked out the same day I'm moving out."} +{"tweet": "Don't even care anymore"} +{"tweet": "@captainzach521 ive only tried 30 day shred, 90 day revolution really. but i need a routine that mixes in cardio and training"} +{"tweet": "Who's ballin at the Rex"} +{"tweet": "I swear microwave minutes are the longest ever!"} +{"tweet": "Why are you walking your cat on a leash."} +{"tweet": "Anderson Hozak... the new road to fuck up your car on.."} +{"tweet": "Thinking about doing something and actually doing it are two completely different things."} +{"tweet": "Every time me and Megan hang out we just lay in bed and subtweet each other #NoLives"} +{"tweet": "@TeeEnglish1 **BiG A\\u2022\\u2022 SiGH**"} +{"tweet": "@ShoBoDance All the boys already are in your yard Shannon \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "I'm just another face in the crowd."} +{"tweet": "This seminar is lousy"} +{"tweet": "So much learning is about to go down"} +{"tweet": "Ain't gonna fret over them though, I got my own shit to deal with."} +{"tweet": "@sabol_sam me and log are going on some kind of an adventure"} +{"tweet": "@amyJo_03 what is your record? Haha #comeatmebro"} +{"tweet": "Helping my mom with her math homework because its been 24 years since her last math class>>>> \\ud83d\\udcaa #FeelingLikeAGenius"} +{"tweet": "@alex2comi @taylorwegelin @joshk415 @zbo43 can you guys leave her alone lol"} +{"tweet": "I wake up and walk out side to momma linehan chilling in the pool trying to levitate a cup of water"} +{"tweet": "@hellobwie do you..care?"} +{"tweet": "@kyliemichel @LCBones34 @fischer_corie @CydneyLewis29 @TryaBest13 @Lexis_Liz14 @PDubb07 that better be a lie. #kickyourbutt"} +{"tweet": "see the world through googly eyes"} +{"tweet": "Getting someone in my family to work out with me is equivalent to trying to shave a wookie."} +{"tweet": "Watching that 70's show! #yes #loveit"} +{"tweet": "I just got shocked by my phone... So that's how you really feel about me?"} +{"tweet": "Nice win against Tampa Bay, Roady back to Maine"} +{"tweet": "I'd rather be watching the game than this soccer game. Woof."} +{"tweet": "Im just done with everyone."} +{"tweet": "@mlavsminaj what are you going for?! And what day?"} +{"tweet": "Lol. Thank you @LauraBrenea for showing me Hey Porsche. Funniest song everr."} +{"tweet": "If practice isn't inside tomorrow we should all pretend to stroke out."} +{"tweet": "This coffee is gross but I need it"} +{"tweet": "@jonnykimball1 call me niggy"} +{"tweet": "@AbsgailJoy thanks for reminding that I don't have any friends here I forgot for a second..."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@TonyBrunoShow Missinelli is one of the reasons there are more horses' asses than horses in this world. Rise above..."} +{"tweet": "Beyond annoyed"} +{"tweet": "Thank you defense! That ball is out and is LSU's! #LetsScore"} +{"tweet": "Give duke 6 pts"} +{"tweet": "@JamesTJV your tweets are so enchanting james"} +{"tweet": "There is no better feeling then waking up and seeing you have an hour left to sleep! Happy Tuesday!"} +{"tweet": "@Celindabee awesome"} +{"tweet": "@Corey_King12 do you like him?"} +{"tweet": "7 days til paradise"} +{"tweet": "I HATE CUTE BOYS BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SO CUTE AND I CAN'T HAVE THEM"} +{"tweet": "@ScudbucketBG5 daaaaaang! I'm glad you found it!"} +{"tweet": "Nothing like being stuck in a little beach shack during a storm. ...."} +{"tweet": "@Miathatsme44 I KNOW WHO"} +{"tweet": "Twitter always sucks at this hour"} +{"tweet": "always me"} +{"tweet": "It's freeeeezing\\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "I see the word pawn and automatically think porn. What is wrong with my brain?"} +{"tweet": "Cool lets put two of the most injury depleted teams in college football together in a bowl game. Prob gonna have to have fans finish game"} +{"tweet": "@bricorradino \\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\ude4b\\ud83d\\ude4b"} +{"tweet": "Buzzzzed on iced coffee. Because I can drink that much faster than hot \\ud83d\\udc1d\\ud83d\\udc1d\\ud83d\\udc1d"} +{"tweet": "@AlecConnors I get paid tomorrow, what are you doing after six?"} +{"tweet": "I don't do anybody wrong. I try to go above and beyond as much as possible. \\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\udc9c let's all love each other."} +{"tweet": "@KingKearney12 Yeah. Paul is bigger than lebron no doubt"} +{"tweet": "LOL that didn't make sense.."} +{"tweet": "Why in the world do I feel so alone"} +{"tweet": "Eww that was a good one"} +{"tweet": "Going to buy me a old car this weekend and give her hell to get stuff on video lol"} +{"tweet": "@_jacqueen I'm going"} +{"tweet": "@PaytonGranger88 not even sure"} +{"tweet": "Girls on their period are the most scary thing honestly."} +{"tweet": "@KatieWischerath I knoww!! Next time"} +{"tweet": "Kevin Costner still a hottie #GoldenGlobe"} +{"tweet": "Or not, that's cool too"} +{"tweet": "@ShitsiHate People who are mean to other people for no reason <<< #pissesmeoff"} +{"tweet": "@g_stil not meeee lol"} +{"tweet": "Lt @Ltaylorr71"} +{"tweet": "If it comes out sweet but I'm not getting my hopes up"} +{"tweet": "When I lose 2 noise rings and one earring in one day<< #notcool"} +{"tweet": "@AbrarShahin thanks! \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@nielsen_issac you don't even know. I had the chance to kiss one of the prettiest girls I know and pussied out"} +{"tweet": "@meghaaanmurphy missin u sexy"} +{"tweet": "Is there a large music scene in Michigan?"} +{"tweet": "Ill never be good enough for you, and I cant try anymore.."} +{"tweet": "\\Dad, you were like a father to me.\\\" - #DueDate\""} +{"tweet": "@asshtemarantz thank you \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "One class away from my weekend!"} +{"tweet": "Wish I was a cop now so I could pull your ass over for that extremely illegal lane change. #justwaittilliam #alreadyknowtrafficlaws"} +{"tweet": "on the bright side - I got a new belly button ring for $5 :)"} +{"tweet": "When gas stations don't have cherry dr pepper. So you gotta mix regular dr pepper with wild cherry pepsi"} +{"tweet": "I'm really hoping that two hour math review I just went to pays off!!"} +{"tweet": "@suz_nn3 who needs power when you have TTHE OUTDOORS"} +{"tweet": "Yesterday Jessie punched my abs and left a fist print.."} +{"tweet": "@MFloerchinger at least Taylor Swift can date someone her own age"} +{"tweet": "I HATE CANDY CRUSH LEVEL 29"} +{"tweet": "@KristyPinto why not thought you were"} +{"tweet": "@SarinaMay1 how bout we hang out the next weekend? DON'T PLAN ANYTHING \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "@AverieeeMadison hang tight"} +{"tweet": "If I stumble, I won't crumble."} +{"tweet": "@tkrepostman bitch I was free styling."} +{"tweet": "Can we just fuck already or..."} +{"tweet": "@aka23_ it doesn't have all of them but it has a few for a modest proposal"} +{"tweet": "Lolololololololololololololololololololol"} +{"tweet": "Thinking on thinking on thinking \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "I'm just so frustrated"} +{"tweet": "@reformedpita Gotta have more cowbell, baby."} +{"tweet": "I wish I could go camping more often \\ud83c\\udfa3\\u26fa\\ud83d\\udd25"} +{"tweet": "Miley is perfect ."} +{"tweet": "I might have just really freaked the fuck out over some toilet paper\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\udc4e #notok"} +{"tweet": "I wanna know who @BradBoyer4 is tweeting about."} +{"tweet": "Who's tryin to chill"} +{"tweet": "Wide eyed to a world we never fully see, we are all just dreamers"} +{"tweet": "@entirebieber BEAUTIFUL"} +{"tweet": "K night"} +{"tweet": "My money goes to snapbacks and new shoes"} +{"tweet": "@_VitaminG I thought about that, but isn't that super messy. I don't want to clean shit."} +{"tweet": "How fun this weekend is going to be >"} +{"tweet": "Epiphniotic isn't a word but if it were I'd use it in that context."} +{"tweet": "What game should I play"} +{"tweet": "Track meets in the morning are tough..."} +{"tweet": "@SamShrader I'm scaredddd!"} +{"tweet": "After three hours of handing out candy we still have three buckets left. Oh well more for me \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Dear God, what did I ever do to deserve this hangover? \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Hope my girls like my practice plan for tonight #workout #getbetter"} +{"tweet": "I wish every day had 25 hours."} +{"tweet": "@SniaZach5 @king_kish11 I'm so jealous"} +{"tweet": "Early to bed. Early to rise."} +{"tweet": "Damn, you really fuckin' up \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@RedRyneFisher cause they look bad so they call him a fake. But really most of the golf fraternity is a bunch of collar up pussies anyways"} +{"tweet": "This episode of Key & Peele >>>>"} +{"tweet": "I literally almost cried from losing my lighter."} +{"tweet": "@_Giovanni3 That's just how I am!"} +{"tweet": "@PkSmith9 The legends."} +{"tweet": "@ZexyConqueror but your prob right :( which really sucks."} +{"tweet": "Not a chance in this world I'm looking nice for grad practice"} +{"tweet": "I've met so many great people because of music. I wouldn't trade it for anything."} +{"tweet": "We're on in 10 minutes with the latest on Nidal #Hasan on @KCENNews . You watching?"} +{"tweet": "The number of people that confuse 'to' and 'too' is two damn high."} +{"tweet": "And please don't tell me that I'm dreaming, when all I ever wanted was to dream another sunset with you"} +{"tweet": "Cause I believe that love is the answer, I believe that love will find a way \\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc9a\\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "@welch_katelyn make some food"} +{"tweet": "#getatme #gohard"} +{"tweet": "Why do I feel like everybody is sick? Lmfao it's Missouri guys"} +{"tweet": "I was gonna go to bed til I remembered new teen mom and catfish!"} +{"tweet": "So glad this week is over......one week closer to spring!"} +{"tweet": "telling @dylanclmn about my probz and his response is \\at least you can shower standing up\\\" #crippledniggaprobz\""} +{"tweet": "Are the bucks going to bring someone out of retirement for the rest of the season? @Bucks"} +{"tweet": "@Parisa_Alison ugh no"} +{"tweet": "Only good thing about waking up for this show is I get to go back to bed.. In a bed all by myself. Even if it's B's toddler bed \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I think having all of these one direction photos in my room is better for me because when I wake up I see happy faces and it makes me happy!"} +{"tweet": "I drink water like it's my job."} +{"tweet": "@BabyBlu__ good luck with the drive tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Lol what girls weren't at the plaza last night?"} +{"tweet": "I mean it's my last year in IF. I gotta have mistletoe and New Years kiss"} +{"tweet": "Enrique Iglesias \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d #TeAmoMucho"} +{"tweet": "Really hope New Mexico pulls this off because I'm screwed in one of my brackets if so..."} +{"tweet": "She tryna get ha head up out my lap That's a negative!"} +{"tweet": "@gasoleena @jennjengoesrawr actually if you turn off the group messaging, then turn it back on, it stops the previous messages from coming \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Si bebe, beba con control!! Jajajaja"} +{"tweet": "Catfish>>> I'm so excited for tomorrow nights new one! #looksreal #Cantwait"} +{"tweet": "@spitfyr62 the 56 that Pauch drove last yr"} +{"tweet": "Breathe."} +{"tweet": "I wish I didn't care so much"} +{"tweet": "@toastersix Sovereign."} +{"tweet": "I think I love single mothers more bc my momma was one"} +{"tweet": "@MACTiNO #pussy"} +{"tweet": "2 months from right now we'll be in spring break. Just take that in."} +{"tweet": "@ajowallis I called\\u2026but you're not there. This makes me sad."} +{"tweet": "Please tell me why we have no delay or cancelation.Weve been sliding all over the road. Stg this school is dumb af"} +{"tweet": "Hopefully I'll get this this week! =] #please"} +{"tweet": "Happy national coming out day, everyone. To any of my friends who are struggling, I hope you can be strong. And you can always talk to me."} +{"tweet": "#CutForBieber"} +{"tweet": "I hate illiterate people"} +{"tweet": "Finally went to the gym after four days... \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@wieneke5 just don't answer yourself... #headcase"} +{"tweet": "@Wrenish Wait. Who invited the vegetarians?"} +{"tweet": "It's sad when all my friends are to busy to talk to me because they're all playing Pokemon... \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Twitters obviously better than Instagram"} +{"tweet": "@Max_Lindstrom6 you should pick me up at 2"} +{"tweet": "@TWeaver5 get it!"} +{"tweet": "I'm Lexi"} +{"tweet": "@_HeavenSent_ DMB"} +{"tweet": "@Sharritta praying"} +{"tweet": "I'm not even going to ask \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@_PresidentialQ ,as soon as u touch down"} +{"tweet": "@BradKabosky this is a cute mirror pic of you."} +{"tweet": "When i die adam lobello is planting potatoes at my grave"} +{"tweet": "I couldn't even tag him!"} +{"tweet": "I wonder how Luke Bryans wife feels about women of all ages wanting her husband..."} +{"tweet": "@TweetLikeAGirI highschool next year will fix it all \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@Schweiss10 next year we can beat @eungard together . I will invite you next time"} +{"tweet": "Where is the love? \\ud83c\\udfb6\\u2764"} +{"tweet": "@Ally_Latimer HAHAHAAH eventually we'll make one that crazy"} +{"tweet": "After being forced to watch Django, it actually turned out to be a badass movie. #notcomplaining"} +{"tweet": "Way too emotional these days to hear any sappy songs..even if it is Miley Cyrus"} +{"tweet": "Seriously home doesn't even feel like home without my sister, longest I've ever been away from her\\ud83d\\ude25 #comeback @kaitlyn_ketcham"} +{"tweet": "@mara_mccutcheon oh"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to nap today"} +{"tweet": "Dear Twitter ....I've neglected you ....but I'm back now #ItsAboutToGoDown"} +{"tweet": "@lagillespie7 were going to do exactly that!"} +{"tweet": "@mikemcskimmingg don't worry I did"} +{"tweet": "@Tom101010 also pay turns players into employees and seriously threatens tax exempt status of NCAA"} +{"tweet": "Oh I hate working on Saturdays."} +{"tweet": "@RealBrownShuga It's deep as hell haha"} +{"tweet": "Wow"} +{"tweet": "Out to breakfast. \\u263a\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "I cannot sleep at all.. :("} +{"tweet": "The fact that me and @katieconnaughty are gonna be close enough to TOUCH @kennychesney tomorrow is a bit unreal #cannotwait #gonnadie \\ud83d\\udc6f\\ud83c\\udfb8\\ud83c\\udfa4\\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "@krispie1336 hahahahahaha \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Kathryn_Mellor Tell #twitterlessmarge its time for a new coffee pot \\u2615"} +{"tweet": "@AmeliaTheRandom let's legit play connect four though"} +{"tweet": "I love coming home and getting yelled at. Done trying to make my family happy."} +{"tweet": "@thatkyleegirll tell your man to get out there and get you some haha"} +{"tweet": "@bearfrigon24 you truly are the horniest human alive"} +{"tweet": "I wish dropping out of college was an option..."} +{"tweet": "WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY NETFLIX"} +{"tweet": "@TreyceBrock \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "That small quiver of hope"} +{"tweet": "Whoever made Jim Nance say Rocky Mountain Rainbow needs a Rick James slap. #tryingtoohard"} +{"tweet": "All night hearing voices telling me that I should get some sleep because tomorrow might be good for something. #lyrictweet"} +{"tweet": "Instead of softball I should do track"} +{"tweet": "Nothing like taking an evening cruise and stopping by the 7-Eleven to laugh at the pigs over there actin tough.. Tell your wife hi for me..."} +{"tweet": "the at&t commercials with the little kids are actually hilarious"} +{"tweet": "@JoNeedsFucking mmmm yummy"} +{"tweet": "hunting dogs aren't cute."} +{"tweet": "@dkoning1 yeah very"} +{"tweet": "Excuse me @cadenhutchins do not beep at me"} +{"tweet": "@CWatson325 yes, now it's Christmas season \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@TheyDigginHer love you. \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@AMcManus98 I blocked em all"} +{"tweet": "#ThingsYouNeverWantToHear \\you can't play basketball anymore\\\" you can't play volleyball anymore\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@KalaSoFlyy he like pushes me off of my bed. My own bed."} +{"tweet": "I wish I was somewhere else"} +{"tweet": "I have the worst luck honestly"} +{"tweet": "well that was a chore! ahhhh."} +{"tweet": "But really someone go to the pancake breakfast with me...."} +{"tweet": "And open photoshop as a tab in the program when you send it to edit"} +{"tweet": "@ohyaitsmegan @alex_brooke001 do we have to wear our uniform?"} +{"tweet": "Everyone's having a bad day!! #damn"} +{"tweet": "Glad to know what I did wrong"} +{"tweet": "@NickkLeonee14 seriously?"} +{"tweet": "@godzeila me me me"} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure my parents just asexually reproduced. My dad had me & my mom had my sister."} +{"tweet": "Could we get much Higher\\nSO HIGGGHHHHHHHHH"} +{"tweet": "Nothing is worse than having to pee and being in a bumpy car"} +{"tweet": "@NatashaRhodes13 ugh. What a boner killer"} +{"tweet": "@FratMurse yeah yeahhhh"} +{"tweet": "Remember all those times I bitched because it was sooo hot...i take it all back now! i.need.warmer.weather. \\ud83c\\udf3b\\ud83c\\udf1e\\u2600\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Last year it was so nice my pool was open already come on weather"} +{"tweet": "One more week in the Yukon \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33 \\nSO FREAKING EXCITED"} +{"tweet": "Happy Friday y'all! Hope it's a good one!"} +{"tweet": "like road trip to cabelas"} +{"tweet": "#TheStoryBehindMyScar A dog bit my face."} +{"tweet": "@lanctot_deborah that's suppose to be Hero :("} +{"tweet": "Time for a hot steaming bubble bath to regain feeling in my legs"} +{"tweet": "\\@JaredLeto: Sleep. Dream. Wake. Attack. Create. Fight. Fuck. Win. Sleep. Dream.\\\" THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT!\""} +{"tweet": "So are you a fan of hardcore? Porn?"} +{"tweet": "@philquin70 that's awesome."} +{"tweet": "I've been listening to the same song for an hour straight I think it's becoming a problem"} +{"tweet": "My goal for this year is to grow facial hair."} +{"tweet": "@codyvanmeter and I sound like old people gushing about how much we love our garbage disposals... \\ud83d\\udc74\\ud83d\\udc75"} +{"tweet": "I feel bad because everyone probably thinks I ignored their texts tonight."} +{"tweet": "#smokinone"} +{"tweet": "If you don't shut the fuck up in about two second I'm going to punch you in the face okay? Okay"} +{"tweet": "I still think it's so funny how much Danielle hates turkeys."} +{"tweet": "@IrresistibleLOL so does your mom"} +{"tweet": "nbd dad just sped across 4 lines on the highway to avoid missing the exit & almost ran off the guard rails \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "How could I decide what's right, when your clouding up my mind"} +{"tweet": "What the hell is Saz?!"} +{"tweet": "@AlexWilkey douche"} +{"tweet": "I'm kidding. I don't care what your doing!!"} +{"tweet": "@v12hondasbroALT waiting for what lol"} +{"tweet": "@TBladez love you too"} +{"tweet": "Tiger has won 26% of the events he's played in. Down right ridiculous. #THEPLAYERSChamp"} +{"tweet": "Meijer giftcard for a beer"} +{"tweet": "@Jazz1600AM I'm glad you remembered the rule though :) #carryon"} +{"tweet": "@Swanigan_15 whatever time works for you. It was just me and Jordan today"} +{"tweet": "It was so good to see so many athletes & students taking pride in the school today at GE! All their hard work really shows!"} +{"tweet": "Its so nice having a four day weekend every week.. #ILoveCollege"} +{"tweet": "But wait, did @BritttttC really just steal a calzone from neubig?"} +{"tweet": "I do everything myself and I have for a long time now"} +{"tweet": "What"} +{"tweet": "Shark cam is the coolest thing EVER !!! I'd be scared to death attaching it to the shark \\ud83d\\ude01 #SharkWeek #sharkpocalypse"} +{"tweet": "That is fuckin bull shit."} +{"tweet": "McDonald's Sweet Tea >>>> \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I'm so tired, it has been a long day!"} +{"tweet": "@_WeaveSnatcher I mean I'm just saying itbsobeveryone knows"} +{"tweet": "@AdderalIHadMe literally pissing like a racehorse"} +{"tweet": "@mariamomo you'll be the best Christmas present ever!!"} +{"tweet": "@Dspank32 @Nobe2424 Noah your a scrub"} +{"tweet": "@HeyMissKiss @Julia_Winter9 @Katie25Johnston I've got nothing......"} +{"tweet": "@VictoriaPearl23 I was on interstate coming home and passed a driver in a compromising situation!!! LMAO #lakedays"} +{"tweet": "@PrincessJessah \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Get to go see #Frozen with family before work \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Praying things work out \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "@geribouwman. Dangit!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Seriously,just one deer walk by.Please.Even if its just a baby.I just want some proof that all the deer in my woods haven't died or ran away"} +{"tweet": "@jessicaarw I'm so overwhelmed."} +{"tweet": "I'm holding you closer than most, cause you are my heaven."} +{"tweet": "Never seen a preview for the movie I'm in the theater to see before. But Superman does what he wants I guess."} +{"tweet": "@ThatVerrillKid shits scary dude"} +{"tweet": "See every ending as a new beginning"} +{"tweet": "Still doing homework \\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\udc4e\\ud83d\\ude45\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "@Buckmaster02 really good!!"} +{"tweet": "Probably the most embarrassing thing that's happened to me all year.... #ew \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@HaileyAlivia I love you blonde \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I've been wrapping presents all morning"} +{"tweet": "first time in like 2 months i haven't been w cassidy oh my gosh what do i do"} +{"tweet": "@JSandlin502 @tbrock314 I'm ya I get off tmw at 2 and that's when I'll be super excited"} +{"tweet": "@DevinPennell Lmao!!!!"} +{"tweet": "My Soul To Take <><><><> tripped out,scary movie! #mixedemotions"} +{"tweet": "HOLY BEARD"} +{"tweet": "@AustinMahone THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "I think this whole government decision thing would go over better with drinks and karaoke. Or not voting anyone back into office."} +{"tweet": "@TheTalk_CBS I'm terrified of spiders!"} +{"tweet": "His dick tastes like cinnamon"} +{"tweet": "500?"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go to the movies !"} +{"tweet": "I love the beginning of Hospital For Souls by bmth, okay."} +{"tweet": "@savannaboadway #youbetterbesorry"} +{"tweet": "Helen just told us she's great this morning because she's just had her moonshine... She was serious... It's 7:45"} +{"tweet": "You guys are no help! XD #booktitlewoes"} +{"tweet": "@lilypexton13 don't remind me ugh"} +{"tweet": "@ThatBoyMillz lol keep that shit on low my nigga"} +{"tweet": "I hate when people assume things. #YoureAlwaysWrong"} +{"tweet": "Pool and warm weather can't wait for tomorrow long over do vacation!!!"} +{"tweet": "I can't even get over the fact that a 50 yr old woman will text me and harass me because I won't take back her son #icant"} +{"tweet": "@AnnaMontanaYa it looks like you own a nail salon"} +{"tweet": "Sleep is for pussies"} +{"tweet": "@moeabu10306 the besttt \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "I have so much homework to do... But I choose the pretty little liars finale \\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "I need someone to come drag me out of bed"} +{"tweet": "@kmacrose33 @__bayyy2 @Thats_SoLauren I want to also"} +{"tweet": "@OMGFacts #Hmm"} +{"tweet": "The screen shots I get of @DannyJustham seriously crack me up. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@lilanna96 lol yeah once again. Found someone better that actually works has his liscence and can drive. Josh had none of that lmao"} +{"tweet": "Asking Alexandria <3"} +{"tweet": "Passing through Bryan OH - the boyhood home of Nate Bristol."} +{"tweet": "a very quiet day at lunch today \\ud83d\\udc40\\ud83d\\ude4d\\ud83d\\ude4e"} +{"tweet": "Too excited for tomorrow. A day off work and dinner at Granny's. Can't wait to catch up with my fam! Never see them anymore #busybee"} +{"tweet": "Okay haha. I might cry watching you girls."} +{"tweet": "Whos downs for mcdonalds breakfast?? #Sohungry"} +{"tweet": "You stole my happy."} +{"tweet": "I would give a nut to take Beca from Pitch Perfect out on a date. #Beautiful"} +{"tweet": "Loving this time change. So much time for activities"} +{"tweet": "@laneyelizabethh what??? Lol"} +{"tweet": "a nap right now is needed. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "A_and_C@balls.vag\\nme and @Smeckzy old psn accounts email"} +{"tweet": "One time my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with his paw and that's the story of how my cat baptized me"} +{"tweet": "@Wiserdman45 yea it's kinda bad haha"} +{"tweet": "twitter has been so dead lately"} +{"tweet": "So looking forward to watching the fireworks with @zak_willyums on the 4th of July \\ud83c\\udf86\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83c\\uddfa\\ud83c\\uddf8"} +{"tweet": "I have a feeling the pats are going to be playing the Seahawks in New Jersey for this years Super Bowl..."} +{"tweet": "Im too white to put on a white uniform"} +{"tweet": "Would it be wrong of me to name my child Dexter?"} +{"tweet": "So much hype! Wind Waker, Mario Metroid. Holy shut I want a Wii U now"} +{"tweet": "Need to go run #disappointed"} +{"tweet": "My knowledge of music lyrics baffles even myself"} +{"tweet": "He's a loser"} +{"tweet": "@kayle_gibson1 yes, yes it is."} +{"tweet": "Moms boyfriend is here, so I'm gonna get ignored or the next hour or two. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Thank god I found my AFI CD. #closeone"} +{"tweet": "LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE"} +{"tweet": "Nothing bothers me more than when someone lies to me"} +{"tweet": "@AmberGale13 I'm a pretty cool guy what can I say"} +{"tweet": "There comes a point when you just gotta throw a chair at the wall and scream fuck."} +{"tweet": "I'm hungry"} +{"tweet": "Dear penis,\\n \\nThanks for not bleeding once a month. \\n \\nSincerely, Every man ever."} +{"tweet": "@96ARABZ I just quit. Haha"} +{"tweet": "I deeply apologize if you saw me before I got ready today"} +{"tweet": "Update on mom:higher than a kite from this morphine. And it is literally the funniest thing in the world. I love her so much. So blessed"} +{"tweet": "My dad only calls me Anna"} +{"tweet": "Teo is a punk ass bitch. Wtf. His girl never show up just like he didn't show up in national championship."} +{"tweet": "Elyria, OH is like Buzz's girlfriend #woof"} +{"tweet": "@justinbieber I love you too baby \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Editing is taking less time than I thought. Will be done with this god-forsaken video story soon. #printforever"} +{"tweet": "@titsss_ imagine if all house smelt that disinfected.... That'd be odd lol"} +{"tweet": "I WANNA GO SWIMMING"} +{"tweet": "I'm soo glad my life revolves around goals, instead of alcohol like some people.... #growup"} +{"tweet": "Hair School is so much harder than people think."} +{"tweet": "Playin zombies with the old crew."} +{"tweet": "Kate neglects her animals"} +{"tweet": "@radgirl_x0 that's a big reason I'm happy Luke lives in Burnsville. It's away, but not too far."} +{"tweet": "Definitely a redbox evening"} +{"tweet": "Chief Sosa gettin that mula"} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when you accidentally say a curse word on twitter while ranting when you're supposed to be classy \\ud83d\\ude33 #iapologize"} +{"tweet": "Don't lie to my friends."} +{"tweet": "So a couple days ago the elevator skipped me twice, this morning both opened for me at the same time. Thanks elevator #ghost #goodmorning"} +{"tweet": "@KimberlyHerron3 Doubtful."} +{"tweet": "@Outasight truer words were never spoke"} +{"tweet": "It's such a good night to go on a drive and think"} +{"tweet": "I don't have school, but I'm still up and ready like everyone else. \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Wish I could be in Morgantown today"} +{"tweet": "Who's trying to chill after the game?"} +{"tweet": "good thing i look like a fuckin boss driving this truck around all week. big truck +tiny girl"} +{"tweet": "@tfulton1288 SHIT, I knew something looked weird. I stared at that tweet for so long before I hit send"} +{"tweet": "I'm going back to bed. #SoExhausted"} +{"tweet": "Home from the burg and my bed feels so good."} +{"tweet": "Subway=Life"} +{"tweet": "Good"} +{"tweet": "422 seriously just stop"} +{"tweet": "So I can play the video in my head of a blue eyed boy dancing in the bed of a two tone ford"} +{"tweet": "@StenhouseJr what the heck?"} +{"tweet": "Friday night lights has to be the best show ever.\\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udfc8"} +{"tweet": "@ASchinde what're you doing?!"} +{"tweet": "I wanna be at the beach"} +{"tweet": "'Have you ever just looked at your skin? It's amazing!' -my Nana"} +{"tweet": "@kaitlinmurray_4 swag"} +{"tweet": "Power goes out in super dome... Bane ..."} +{"tweet": "It's never been so hard to breathe before so I think it's safe to say I will be dying on Christmas see ya"} +{"tweet": "Anyone can say anything, but doing something proves points."} +{"tweet": "@TheTimMcGraw when the stars go blue and red ragtop are my fav but my all time is live like your dieing"} +{"tweet": "@Rylee_Bogden you do"} +{"tweet": "@BardHouck I showered for the first time yesterday since Sunday. Right there with you. #grimeforlife"} +{"tweet": "@bradfo @kirkmin you two deserve your own show. Great listening, great knowledge"} +{"tweet": "Remember, the entrance door to the sanctuary is inside you!"} +{"tweet": "I'm really tired of always being lied to.."} +{"tweet": "What is charred black and smells really bad? A baby in your fireplace @bethmeister13"} +{"tweet": "And realizing they are awful actors."} +{"tweet": "I wish I was coordinated enough to run on a treadmill"} +{"tweet": "It just annoys me that one person can think they are better than another person. Last I checked we are all human"} +{"tweet": "Dwade can't make a shot or play defense. Why is he playing."} +{"tweet": "@f1ndling @Ecohen43 hes not even good"} +{"tweet": "Bringing friends into an argument only makes things worse. #betweenthe2ofus"} +{"tweet": "My brother, my bestfriend, my hero. Is an EMT, he pulls crazy ass shifts & I worry about him constantly. He was the 1st on the scene"} +{"tweet": "Key And Peele is basically just The Chapelle show but just a little bit worse."} +{"tweet": "I love when my phone is quiet af... Not!"} +{"tweet": "I just want to make you happy, and if it's not with me, that's fine."} +{"tweet": "All these tweets about Indy make me even more sad I chose not to do Oce/competitive cheer #whywhywhy \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@edmiraku hahaha very true!!"} +{"tweet": "Finishing up a handful of projects. Anyone looking to record?"} +{"tweet": "I kinda want some McDonald's or whataburger right now I'm too hungry\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "@bodyguard4JandJ I love drag races! Last time I went to one I was 8 years old, though. Lol I really need to go to one soon!"} +{"tweet": "Who else is happy that Liam and Miley are not engaged anymore?!"} +{"tweet": "If I don't reply the first 5 times, I'm probably not gunna reply the 6th, 7th, or 8th. #annoyingaf"} +{"tweet": "@Dj_Jsmith when will you be back"} +{"tweet": "My mother is the worst person to shop with. Ever."} +{"tweet": "Day and night."} +{"tweet": "IT RAINS TOO DAMN MUCH!"} +{"tweet": "@annapie222 i know but thank god for late arrival"} +{"tweet": "No school :("} +{"tweet": "New PW has me feeling like I'm on a bed of nails"} +{"tweet": "@skimboarding00 I work at the ironwood golf course near Verona"} +{"tweet": "Ny degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity."} +{"tweet": "Not sure how long I can keep trying to make you change your view on me. Yah this is to you Taylor so if you read this send me a text."} +{"tweet": "inglorious bastards"} +{"tweet": "Two really weak yellows for Torres today. Quite harsh on him today"} +{"tweet": "so much to do, so little time \\ud83d\\udc4e\\ud83d\\ude2a"} +{"tweet": "Mrs. Hoffmann is the bomb diggity"} +{"tweet": "I guess you really don't know what you have until it is gone #depresedtweet"} +{"tweet": "You had that coming."} +{"tweet": "& I'm tired of bitches feelin like they can speak on how people do or do not take care of their kids, STFU hoe.. do you even have kids??"} +{"tweet": "need 2 go to doctor"} +{"tweet": "The next car I have will NOT be a Chevy"} +{"tweet": "Pretty excited to be driving this \\ud83d\\ude92 around today."} +{"tweet": "I got to much shit on my mind :/"} +{"tweet": "It's 75 degrees out and you have all the lights off and the AC up watching Food Network"} +{"tweet": "It's a beautiful day \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "I'm in five of my friends favorites for snapchat #blessed"} +{"tweet": "This has killed my entire Saturday."} +{"tweet": "A night with my hookah \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Well, the next few days I will just be stalking everyone's prom pictures...#LoveThem"} +{"tweet": "@kaylamarie003 it is so twisted right now though I can see us finding out who it is and it still continuing on"} +{"tweet": "Trex is my hero"} +{"tweet": "Drug dealing just to get by, stacking money til it gets sky hiiigghhhh"} +{"tweet": "@lizfoley46 #SorryNotSorry"} +{"tweet": "Shark week is legit \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Bitch was trying to tell me coconut oil and oil of coconut were two different things #TheyArent"} +{"tweet": "Idk if this lady is talking to me or herself so I'm just going to stand here and smile awkwardly"} +{"tweet": "Every night my stomach gets these pains in the same spot and every thinggg, wtfffffffff"} +{"tweet": "Thirft Shop reminds me of @Lissa26_ , Kait, Josh, and Jimothy. Haha \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Putting on clothes that are still warm from the dryer>>>"} +{"tweet": "#12 no cucumber, add bacon & jalape\\u00f1o chips #jimmyjohns aaahhhmazing"} +{"tweet": "Florida bound next year #college"} +{"tweet": "In middle school @david_cagle bullied me."} +{"tweet": "my butt just got real cold #wut"} +{"tweet": "@Nilkski_ night night"} +{"tweet": "Fuckin Canadian everywhere"} +{"tweet": "Actually excited for valentines day this year #boyfriend #love \\u2764\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc96\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Not at all surprised at what's happening in Miami...Notre Dame has been the most overrated team this season."} +{"tweet": "It's true, I crave you"} +{"tweet": "I'll give someone $20 to finish my homework for me \\ud83d\\ude01 #anytakers"} +{"tweet": "It's very wierd...last night I dreamt that I met @FrankieJGrande like last night, but @ArianaGrande showed up too and I got to......"} +{"tweet": "Omelets for breakfast? Yes sir!"} +{"tweet": "\\I'll win him back again, we'll be lovers, best friends. \\nHe won't need no other woman like he did way back when he was with me.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@AngelaPollock04 so that makes you a pedofile cuz you love me\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you bitch i hate your guts! @jay....whore"} +{"tweet": "You deserved to be kissed every day, every hour, every minute.\\u2764 #TheLuckyOne #WhoWantsToComeWatch"} +{"tweet": "@madi_lou2 hey you made fun of me for that! \\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "\\u3010\\u5fae\\u5c0f\\u5730\\u9707\\u4fee\\u6b63\\u5831 US\\u3011\\n\\u767a\\u751f\\u6642\\u523b 2013/1/29 20:44:01 JST \\n\\u9707\\u6e90\\u5730 \\u30a2\\u30e1\\u30ea\\u30ab\\u5408\\u8846\\u56fd \\u30cf\\u30ef\\u30a4 \\u30dc\\u30eb\\u30b1\\u30fc\\u30ce \\u30cf\\u30ef\\u30a4\\u30fb\\u30dc\\u30eb\\u30b1\\u30fc\\u30ce\\u30ba\\u56fd\\u7acb\\u516c\\u5712 \\u30de\\u30de\\u30e9\\u30db\\u30a2\\u30fb\\u30cf\\u30a4\\u30a6\\u30a7\\u30a4 \\u4ed8\\u8fd1 \\nM2.3 TNT42.5kg \\n\\u6df1\\u30554.5km"} +{"tweet": "@rickkennis. Nope those and another pair of boots. GRRRR!!"} +{"tweet": "Crappy crappy crappy day"} +{"tweet": "........."} +{"tweet": "@cwag47 @JustinPireaux @carina_gottheld easy"} +{"tweet": "@Stephie5Ann don't pressure yourself. It's basic knowledge. There is like 5 questions u really need to think about"} +{"tweet": "Watching 21 Jump Street and Jessi is mad because Jonah Hill is no longer fat. Lol."} +{"tweet": "Bout to watch @MileyCyrus twerk for the 1,000th time."} +{"tweet": "Oh ok"} +{"tweet": "I don't even know what sleep is anymore\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Glad my friends are back"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had night classes... My brain works 100x faster/fluently this late"} +{"tweet": "I'm both happy and sad, and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be."} +{"tweet": "@dead3nddreams because I can't drive"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure I'm like black and we are only in June #tanlife"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could rap.. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I really wish I had my own room \\ud83d\\ude13."} +{"tweet": "@kassidyfrieze em broke"} +{"tweet": "Tim Tebow is heading to New England!"} +{"tweet": "@rachelfeiler proud of you!"} +{"tweet": "@BenMHubb are you making the Chicago trip Tuesday?"} +{"tweet": "every dunkins is out of cider \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@joannewinter9 this one has strings of chars and have to bksp over ones to cut... Would rather have indiv pics"} +{"tweet": "@BrandtRadke said the loner.."} +{"tweet": "@ErynnMayle okay good hahaha"} +{"tweet": "yall dumb"} +{"tweet": "@LakenMariee thank you!! Isn't your 21st soon?!"} +{"tweet": "Moriah scores on a nice move! Pizzazz now lead 4-0!"} +{"tweet": "@holly_elayna @_alliepooo uh and me..."} +{"tweet": "Knicks are scary when they play this."} +{"tweet": "@blucaller @rfbarnes @jaketapper @CNN Jake knows Dems lie enough! Obama had the mic half of the day!"} +{"tweet": "I'm just done and that's all I can say"} +{"tweet": "You interrogating me about nonsense isn't helping anyone #really"} +{"tweet": "@davidbyrd thank you so much for today! Lots of notes to keep me going long from now :) #gr2013"} +{"tweet": "I can't even find a Taylor Swift song to describe my feelings right now..that's when you know your life's a joke. \\u270c\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Good damn..... You're cute"} +{"tweet": "Good job boys , you did great tonight \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83c\\udfc0"} +{"tweet": "@Stina610 a ice cream place called subzero :)"} +{"tweet": "I've had a block for about 2 months. I get injured about every practice. R u trying to tell me it's time 2 quit??"} +{"tweet": "Teacher wanted me to show work, so I just wrote work all over the paper"} +{"tweet": "@gianna_marie99 you could make one n just carry her around all day"} +{"tweet": "Now time to enjoy this beautiful weather :)"} +{"tweet": "@lil_feefeee you're the bluff"} +{"tweet": "Did I really do all of that?"} +{"tweet": "@RSLTeamStoreXI when will the scarves be available?"} +{"tweet": "@TevinBashawn @chaseibarra5 you both know"} +{"tweet": "@yasembrosky and that's why I like you so much Jew bag."} +{"tweet": "@Menendez97 @LkOrionLacrosse yeah, but I'm still playing 1763 in summer with you guys."} +{"tweet": "I change that actually I want a couple of tattoos"} +{"tweet": "Everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were."} +{"tweet": "@Icetreylemonade yesss & no I cannot wake up to alarms"} +{"tweet": "I need to get out of this house now."} +{"tweet": "@randiibates wot"} +{"tweet": "@B__Nicks I have a beeper and you don't \\ud83d\\udcdf"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait to see Zachary tomorrow. I feel like I haven't seen him in ages..."} +{"tweet": "@LadiAshley__ aww that suck then..lol"} +{"tweet": "I'd never make a promise I don't Intend to keep."} +{"tweet": "@briannaajones are you gonna be here this weekend?"} +{"tweet": "@missmoeee Gladly! Don't forget the cinnamon melts too! #NomNom"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude11 schott makes me so upset."} +{"tweet": "@rickiiconrad orange scarves for thanksgiving this year"} +{"tweet": "If anyone wants to text me, I wouldn't protest"} +{"tweet": "@ALoPresti9 I know, I love it \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@cdwkthemyth love you \\u2764\\ufe0f\\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude18\\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@ImmaPentaholic bawahah! Of course not! Its from Scott Pilgrim."} +{"tweet": "So.. I dyed my hair and a little bit of the dye is around my face.. It wont come off \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@KnoxTh3Fox not for Albanians..."} +{"tweet": "It's uneven and choppy. All i wanted were my layers trimmed."} +{"tweet": "@WeArePalisades hell yeah. i'm gonna go so hard when i see you guys in may. you should let me stage dive during your setttt \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I enjoy creeping on people waaay too much.. #oops #sorrynotsorry \\ud83d\\ude06"} +{"tweet": "Definitely and defiantly are two different words, two different meanings."} +{"tweet": "3 hours of sleep? Good enough."} +{"tweet": "What to do, what to do..."} +{"tweet": "Lemme stop leaving shit in your car"} +{"tweet": "@groffman6 @NoBGames watching the flyers take all these penalties makes it look like our chel club"} +{"tweet": "@ben_heichel sorry pulled a marsh on u and couldnt take a joke"} +{"tweet": "I just wish for once someone would be proud of me."} +{"tweet": "I hate people that act so rich and expensive... Like bitch please. \\u270b"} +{"tweet": "Woke up today and all I could say is, um"} +{"tweet": "@TroyLogan31 @SirChrisFork yea trust me you should"} +{"tweet": "@SaluteMeImMateo @hannahtaylor131 If Leanm is included, its a love square."} +{"tweet": "Everyone is gonna hate me...but I've never seen Love and Basketball\\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "Gotta charge my battery first! Cannot run without music! \\ud83d\\udcaa\\ud83c\\udfc3\\ud83c\\udfa7\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@abbyjoeliene guess so \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Before I get married i want to shock a woman with a kiss"} +{"tweet": "Lol at the white guy trying to dunk on LeBron"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could use @rumphalicious for her waxing skills. Lookin for that #fullbody #baldasababysass"} +{"tweet": "Brb while I go cry my eyes out ..\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Craigslist is the closest thing I have to a girlfriend #truth"} +{"tweet": "I'm not sure why I just put my wool socks on now. #numb #halp"} +{"tweet": "@alisocko ...but anyway..that's what happens when your school has an awesome football team and all the girls want the QB's dick\\ud83d\\udc66\\ud83c\\udfc8\\ud83d\\udc69 #brawl\\ud83d\\udc78\\ud83d\\udc69\\ud83d\\udc78"} +{"tweet": "God you are freaking adorable."} +{"tweet": "I keep riding my bike up and down darlington It's making me look creepy ."} +{"tweet": "Were officially on 59 watch. #TW"} +{"tweet": "I guess I fit in a women's medium for sweatpants"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sure break just all went to my thighs"} +{"tweet": "Just got my flu shot and a pretty bandage!!"} +{"tweet": "@aleighafayeee you think they'll let you say for a 3rd night ?"} +{"tweet": "It's crazy how much a girl will let a boy change her."} +{"tweet": "Worst service EVER! #Wendys #nevercomingback"} +{"tweet": "@McCabe14 that's what I meant \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "@Real_Liam_Payne Liam I love you and I'm always always always here for you"} +{"tweet": "Every fucking family owns a minivan"} +{"tweet": "Okay anxiety you can calm down now #justbreathe"} +{"tweet": "Sooner or later God will cut em down. #JohnnyCash"} +{"tweet": "Sleep is the only escape from the living. #Nocturnal"} +{"tweet": "Hannah Tincha just told me I have big muscles life=made @HannahTincha"} +{"tweet": "Roll Tide"} +{"tweet": "@RiotFest Sex Pit #FullFrontal"} +{"tweet": "I promised my mama imma get her out the hood"} +{"tweet": "My pizza's burnt #ThanksObama"} +{"tweet": "\\We've based our entire relationship on food\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "The only reason I have to come to school is for English and I don't even have that until last hour."} +{"tweet": "The fact that this time tomorrow I will be sleeping in my own bed surrounded by my friends, family, & boyfriend is so stinking exciting \\ud83d\\ude49"} +{"tweet": "@Ktloveshermusic its not funny she's a cunt I seriously hate her so fucking much its unreal"} +{"tweet": "School kills me.. It better be canceled tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@BrandiLeigh21 #Jealous"} +{"tweet": "tell me what you know about dreams"} +{"tweet": "@jmnpb methinks the Vikes are screwed"} +{"tweet": "The last hour of work always feels like an eternity"} +{"tweet": "Great win for the #Titans tonight. Wishing Jake Locker a speedy recovery being hopeful that he'll somehow be back next week #PrayForLocker"} +{"tweet": "PANERA \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Picking peaches to make some homemade ice cream #yummy"} +{"tweet": "prom tonight\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "My mom tried to get our dog to eat his food and my dad says: he's obviously not gunna eat something that looks and tastes like his own shit"} +{"tweet": "I have time for a nap, yayyyy"} +{"tweet": "Im sick of \\tho\\\". Fuck that shit. Not needed. Only say though if it makes sense. Spell that out.\""} +{"tweet": "Got my handcuffs and my vest is on tight. It's going to be a good day with WillCo Sheriffs Police"} +{"tweet": "I'm dead serious. I need help finding my keys."} +{"tweet": "Finding out @SammyAdams is the special guest on the @Timeflies #warningsignstour is the best thing I've heard all day"} +{"tweet": "is anyone at the mall"} +{"tweet": "Holy fuck you're a two faced whore."} +{"tweet": "Really."} +{"tweet": "Fuck off."} +{"tweet": "All you can hear is Matt coughing from outside."} +{"tweet": "@AnsarKhanMLive what's White's issues"} +{"tweet": "So tired"} +{"tweet": "It was all fun and games"} +{"tweet": "Hearing his voice was amazing (: if you only know how much I appreciate your calls."} +{"tweet": "@MZONeal22 Zach I had a legitimate nightmare about being a tenor again"} +{"tweet": "making cookies & blasting sweater weather>\\n\\nsometimes i like winter"} +{"tweet": "I just want to go really far away......"} +{"tweet": "FINDINING OUT YOUR FPS IS IN YOUR CLASS AND IT'S COMPLETELY UNPLANNED \\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude04\\ud83d\\ude04 yes I squealed in class. #SOHAPPY @TaylorPaxtonH"} +{"tweet": "....... hate seeing you! #makesithard"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@KChenoweth: Ps. Lucy Liu. GORGEOUS TOO!\\u201d Do you even know my obsession with you BOTH"} +{"tweet": "@meghan_renius @Adriennemorrin killlllls!"} +{"tweet": "@Ikeeeeeee_7 I'm staying with I next weekend! Kay?"} +{"tweet": "@AJdayton6 why are your fingers taped??"} +{"tweet": "Sooooo excited for the last season of Dexter. \\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2a\\ud83d\\udc89"} +{"tweet": "You're quite possibly the shittiest friend I've ever had and I can't stand you :)))))"} +{"tweet": "It feels like someone punched me right in the center of my back."} +{"tweet": "Amazing episode to end the year @nbcsnl @jimmyfallon @jtimberlake both killed it of course along with the amazing cast"} +{"tweet": "My friends will be proud to know that I haven't watched One Tree Hill in like a week"} +{"tweet": "I have 5 tests to makeup in Mrs. Welch's class plus I have a test tomorrow and then 2 in Spanish I have to makeup \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@TheXFactorUSA DANGGGG HES 14. And cute. LETTME have his @ name that accent lollol"} +{"tweet": "@tessalissette You should hollla at me sometime and we'll make some plans! 859-868-7300"} +{"tweet": "@e_stradaaaaa yes."} +{"tweet": "You're the reason why I'm happy everyday"} +{"tweet": "DO THAT HARLEM SHAKE"} +{"tweet": "I make it so hard to talk don't I, I get off topic don't I"} +{"tweet": "My dream man. I still call him Tate, idc."} +{"tweet": "My mistake, I am a bad judge of character."} +{"tweet": "Time to nut up or shut up."} +{"tweet": "#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you have a beautiful smile"} +{"tweet": "SNAPCHAT ME NOW"} +{"tweet": "Everybody complainin' about their yearbook picture, I dread seeing mine tomorrow.."} +{"tweet": "pretty sure we blew my speakers tonight @kayybrown3 @k8lynNic0le"} +{"tweet": "@aikens_emily I'm dumb"} +{"tweet": "God loves me quite a bit today\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "Why do people come to the movies alone. Lol"} +{"tweet": "Nothing surprises me anymore. It all needs a lot prayer."} +{"tweet": "Nothing bears a Sunday morning cuddle sesh with my best friend :) #mansbestfriend"} +{"tweet": "Maybe this rain will freeze and we'll get out! Jk"} +{"tweet": "Awkward."} +{"tweet": "Sad thing about tonight is that baseball is over \\ud83d\\ude2a"} +{"tweet": "Dangggg My Dawgs Ain't Hit Me Up Yet , I Know Dey Ain't Broke . . ."} +{"tweet": "prank calls >>> \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@Brooks4Real Sweet. Is Scar Jo there?"} +{"tweet": "@KileECoyote Your mom just pulled a bra out of her purse .. reminded me of when you pulled your thong out at Panera hahahaha \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Still confused. what is going on."} +{"tweet": "GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY! #ArmyNavy #BeatNavy"} +{"tweet": "@annakirwan should be there :("} +{"tweet": "Nights like these you need a girl to just kick it back with"} +{"tweet": "Why do people wear fake glasses"} +{"tweet": "I'm killin and I be that way \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83c\\udfa7"} +{"tweet": "If ya can't skate then we can't date"} +{"tweet": "If you would like to see something funny please go look at my snapchat story"} +{"tweet": "I'm literally getting beat by a ten year old autistic kid #bruisesfordays #lovemyjob."} +{"tweet": "@colin_yothers haha so you were reeling that it and something ate it"} +{"tweet": "Go rage or go home."} +{"tweet": "The fact that I'm going to South Carolina soon >> #cantwait \\ud83d\\ude0d\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Why do shows go to commercial right when the show gets good?"} +{"tweet": "Not even a sentence has been typed..... Lol. #essayprobz"} +{"tweet": "@JoeKazzy In st. Paul. I'm trying to get my cousin to go so you know someone ha. But unless you wanna bring friends"} +{"tweet": "@VioletThunk Yes, let's bust up the joint."} +{"tweet": "@DylanCollins95 we should get you to 109k today wouldn't that be amazing!?!?!?"} +{"tweet": "@DjLevasseur_xo I don't think I'd fit in good at Leavitt hahah, and I fucking hate the woods and outdoors!"} +{"tweet": "A Hugh school girl just came in and purchased and iTunes card to buy a summer reading book for her phone. I've...I've...I've got nothing."} +{"tweet": "Eating supper than back to the workout schedule took a few to many days off"} +{"tweet": "@kallij you ask too much of me. who do you think I am?!?"} +{"tweet": "Today is going to be a good night"} +{"tweet": "Wind 0.0 mph N. Barometer 30.05 in, Steady. Temperature 62.1 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 95%"} +{"tweet": "Christmas music kinda day \\u2744\\u26c4\\u2744"} +{"tweet": "So my campers totally just had a jam session in the shower house. Wow."} +{"tweet": "Dressed and ready to cheer."} +{"tweet": "And yes our water is back on....thank goodness!!!"} +{"tweet": "For real though, stop being so perfect."} +{"tweet": "Nothing could end such a day like a cold can 'a clam chowder."} +{"tweet": "Ladies don't forget your SAS Pillow Talk night @DestinyChurchMe tomorrow night."} +{"tweet": "@SWEATersWAg02 you got me. lol"} +{"tweet": "Trial and Error makes things easier."} +{"tweet": "Applied for a rifle deer license tonight. What am I getting myself into?\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\udc3a"} +{"tweet": "I seriously just want a Minion so bad that would be fucking fabulous \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "If you then, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your heavenly Father give the Holy Spirit to those"} +{"tweet": "Why do I do this to myself"} +{"tweet": "@_jacitaylor baffled......"} +{"tweet": "@KennedyCarither thanks for a great night, love you now time to get busy ;)"} +{"tweet": "Just stop"} +{"tweet": "Ate my easy Mac with peanut butter crackers because I didn't have a spoon. #collegelife"} +{"tweet": "Hobbies: complaining of cold atmosphere in room and watching anime till about 5 am with no breaks. Yes, my life fucking ROCKS"} +{"tweet": "Haha don't even know why I try"} +{"tweet": "Sad to say bye to my parents today.. Glad that they'll be back in 3 weeks though!!"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could actually fall asleep before 2"} +{"tweet": "accidentally threw my phone while recieving my cookies from the oven and more of the glass chipped off; story of my life"} +{"tweet": "I seriously love @megankkaay so so so much. She's such an amazing best friend \\u2764\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Only I would be walking through the city and literally run into my uncle #mylife"} +{"tweet": "spending my day with @TylerSizler tomorrow! :)"} +{"tweet": "Seriously I just want icecream."} +{"tweet": "Gunna walk over an complain about the cars"} +{"tweet": "@bentley_rosser hey princess"} +{"tweet": "Guess what Indians today get a hell of alot easier... Must see JV time!!"} +{"tweet": "Ahhhh up for the day gonna get myself on a schedule."} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna spend the rest of my night watching footloose & the breakfast club."} +{"tweet": "Right meow."} +{"tweet": "But I love the kid"} +{"tweet": "@kayleeatkinson4 @obryan1423 @saigerearick take it off twitter sweeties :) love you all <3333"} +{"tweet": "5 am and I'm wide awake and i just went to sleep 3 1/2 hours ago.. Ughh go back to sleep body!"} +{"tweet": "@Hot_For_Food buckeye basketball baby, winner"} +{"tweet": "I love how Awkward has been on all morning \\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "In a state of happiness that can only be achieved after drinking a smoothie."} +{"tweet": "Im still no where near the person I need to be but I find that forgiveness every night when I hit my knees\\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\udc99"} +{"tweet": "Show your genuine love and care for others at work. Yes, I said LOVE. Deal with it.\\n\\nDon't be weird about it, but do it.\\n\\n#leadership #life"} +{"tweet": "I feel like a 6th grader that has never been on a date before. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@tevett24 never even said anything dude"} +{"tweet": "I just realized how pathetic I am \\ud83d\\ude02 #lol"} +{"tweet": "Would I be in the wrong to go outside and build a snowman?"} +{"tweet": "Congrats to @ColeMitchell03 for hittin that big home run in the game tonight!\\u26be"} +{"tweet": "106.5 on my horrific lab exam? I'll take it! \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf89\\ud83c\\udf89\\ud83c\\udf89\\ud83c\\udf89\\ud83c\\udf89\\ud83c\\udd70"} +{"tweet": "Refs Were On That Cocain Game."} +{"tweet": "@mr_besafe I hate those guys."} +{"tweet": "@connerH_49 had the most violent walk to the bathroom last night. Drop kicked my snowman and collapsed on the ground. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@michaelfedczuk @c_tick I know, I've seen it."} +{"tweet": "I always wanna go to bed but then another good song comes on pandora\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "Blondie is the only cat I like.. And it took her 3 months to like me! Haha"} +{"tweet": "Woot only an hour left"} +{"tweet": "@KyleMatthewsss don't say that. I'm here for you. Hang in there."} +{"tweet": "Failure!"} +{"tweet": "Luke bryan. Never gets old"} +{"tweet": "God my life is so boring"} +{"tweet": "@thejoshhamilton Merry Christmas to you too!"} +{"tweet": "#truth"} +{"tweet": "Cold lotion to soothe a sunburn could be better!\\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Subtweet?"} +{"tweet": "I'm going back to sleep. I'm about to sleep all damn day and I don't even care."} +{"tweet": "Panera bread after a long day of shopping <3"} +{"tweet": "@KaaaitlynRaee says the girl who wanted me to kill her earlier"} +{"tweet": "The word of the day is: lesbians"} +{"tweet": "@ItsMarchie no problem :)"} +{"tweet": "Ill find something better to do with my Friday night go have fun with your lie \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@Tkayess ya we good"} +{"tweet": "@rirrynavarra where did you get this picture?!?"} +{"tweet": "Can't stop laughing\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go on a road trip."} +{"tweet": "Enough is enough"} +{"tweet": "@mattyintheknow was hoping you'd be naked and bound on a table #oneofmanyletdowns"} +{"tweet": "Snapchat me! #moebuds"} +{"tweet": "Take it take it, love me love me."} +{"tweet": "@mrkellyhicks that's freaking awesome! Spain got it tho"} +{"tweet": "So I bought my #XboxOne from @amazon but it hasn't shipped yet. Says it will be here tomorrow. Should I be worried?"} +{"tweet": "Im pretty sure"} +{"tweet": "@xxkenziexo our dates gonna great babe\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude4c #lezbehonest"} +{"tweet": "He called it a date. \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Mom thinks I'm a lesbian, I'm sick out of nowhere, old lady tried to come at me sideways at work today. Let this week be over already."} +{"tweet": "It's too late to pretend like we are in love right now #NP"} +{"tweet": "Soooo tonight is a beer and vinnys kind of night"} +{"tweet": "@Yuhgirlleezette love you more beautiful ;)"} +{"tweet": "Around here parents try to be friends with their kids instead of authority figures. #messedup"} +{"tweet": "I need to talk to you, holy shit."} +{"tweet": "I wish it was 60 degrees & sunny right now. #PerfectWeather"} +{"tweet": "Ping pong anyone"} +{"tweet": "You have talent and your soul cannot be bought"} +{"tweet": "@Maia_Mulcahy @peaceissarah NICE JOB MESSING UP THAT GIRLS HAIR"} +{"tweet": "@aubreeryann jump ship !"} +{"tweet": "@KristinGlause Ill try my best"} +{"tweet": "Apple jacks. Yum."} +{"tweet": "Animals"} +{"tweet": "I wish I had a crystal ball \\ud83d\\udd2e"} +{"tweet": "Our talk after track today >> @Big_Papi_15 @austin_squires"} +{"tweet": "I'm tired\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Just keep your hopes up high and your heads down low!"} +{"tweet": "LOOCH"} +{"tweet": "Getting this beer in my belly!"} +{"tweet": "So far today I have had two cups of coffee. This should end well..."} +{"tweet": "Oh my gosh. These apple cinnamon donuts are about to be amazing!"} +{"tweet": "@Mallick814 @marchionda23 pats are also the ones in the playoffs and the steelers are 5-8"} +{"tweet": "--thank god it's pay day. \\ud83d\\udcb2\\ud83d\\udcb0 #money"} +{"tweet": "Fast forward to Florida please \\u2600\\u2600\\u2600"} +{"tweet": "If love is a labor I'll slave til the end."} +{"tweet": "@miller_damon who's got time for that? And rise and roll doesn't suck. Best donuts ever!!!! \\n#NotMe"} +{"tweet": "I want someone who will make music with me. Who will listen to me play and sing all day and then sing to me all night."} +{"tweet": "@dannywitt359 @rjz_haynes Ryan your hobby from now on is to not talk to danny."} +{"tweet": "2 hours and counting till youth"} +{"tweet": "I don't wanna give you the wrong impression."} +{"tweet": "@NateShungu Carry out and my love"} +{"tweet": "The fact that the live feed for the boys game is frozen \\ud83d\\ude12 #nothappy"} +{"tweet": "Picky guys need to learn .. Women dont come from a \\build a bitch\\\" workshop..\""} +{"tweet": "Not knowing what you want in your life is the most frustrating thing ever"} +{"tweet": "I'm not addicted to adderall mom... God"} +{"tweet": "@radley512 my bank don't open till 9"} +{"tweet": "I can tell you haven't laughed in awhile but I want to see that crooked smile \\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "I live two miles away from where i nanny and I've been waiting on my mom for 15 minutes"} +{"tweet": "Seriously fuck you and your fucking lies your such an asshole! I'm so glad that didn't actually happen. Good thing you told everyone it did"} +{"tweet": "@JennyBunny_10 thank ya sooooo much!"} +{"tweet": "Laying on my death bed"} +{"tweet": "@lilyjs87 Thanks Lily \\ud83d\\ude03 Miss you too! Only 1 more day until you are both home! \\u2708"} +{"tweet": "@_BayleyPalmer you should have taken psychology! The professor is hilarious."} +{"tweet": "@SavannaGeske couldn't quite handle the one road it should have taken you to get to your destination? #womendrivers \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "@nilam_bhatt I was going to put that in there but I didn't know how to spell it"} +{"tweet": "#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you have a great sense of humor"} +{"tweet": "@TerryM1963 @Dickyleefrazier @PatrickLoneyUK @mafrazier15 just friends talking. How's that creepy?"} +{"tweet": "I have NO makeup this is not good i have places to go"} +{"tweet": "@mrmickmars soo I'm beyond excited for the new Hampshire show next month. I'm 22 and itll be my 5th time!"} +{"tweet": "Austin's daily pictures of Nala are killing me. She's so damn cute"} +{"tweet": "#sorrynotsorry"} +{"tweet": "You think way too fucking highly of yourself."} +{"tweet": "@Austinwilkins04 I will! Promise! Things happen for a reason"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@PrincessProbz: I see your subtweet, and I raise you a big middle finger. #princessprobz\\u201d @Andee_4 made me think of you \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "coughing up blood #thestruggle"} +{"tweet": "Going to nova at the end of may"} +{"tweet": "@skookthug570 baby rub on your nipples!"} +{"tweet": "@Tanner_Colley2 @Jolo_Swag @xAudreyMarie @RebeccaK19 Aw, well I guess we won't be hanging out then"} +{"tweet": "Goodbye"} +{"tweet": "I hate looking a new cars. I was perfectly happy with mine. Fucking drunk drivers."} +{"tweet": "WHY IS FOOD NETWORK COMING IN FUZZY \\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Christmas dinner in a little \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@Alex_Stoff yes the carpet is a tad stained tbh but you know it's just kind of an experience"} +{"tweet": "Shit ya Damon! Conference Champs!"} +{"tweet": "Those fuckers from that whole Target ordeal actually stole my credit identity... #weird"} +{"tweet": "@lauren_nichole0 hope ya feel better !! Lol I feel dumb BC I'm just now learning and you all have tucks and stuff. I hate being the newbie!"} +{"tweet": "@torbald2895 don't you have some offs to fuck?"} +{"tweet": "Honestly I could care less"} +{"tweet": "Michigan"} +{"tweet": "In the mood to clean \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@primaljeff The Michael Ferrari is working on it!!!"} +{"tweet": "Hahahaha life is rough"} +{"tweet": "People will always push you to your limits"} +{"tweet": "@gretakarr no no no this needs to go away"} +{"tweet": "@OhMyLordyJordy7 then, we must be sisters!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Take time"} +{"tweet": "@elisaaabeth_ WAY TO GO BABY"} +{"tweet": "@Allicciaaa haha no actually Jeff!"} +{"tweet": "Rather than talk about how doing dangerous tricks with the thing was actually what killed him."} +{"tweet": "So emotional at this episode of Long Island Medium right nowww"} +{"tweet": "God has turned his back on you, heavens gates are shit."} +{"tweet": "Oh. There it is"} +{"tweet": "My plan is to work at Starbucks and find out the inner workings then take over the coffee industry"} +{"tweet": "Even if I am only staying for a night I pack my bags like I am staying for a week. #girlprobs"} +{"tweet": "I love having a guy that will hold me tight on my worst days."} +{"tweet": "@Morgan_Mishel @amberfox11 my iPod."} +{"tweet": "Excited to find your baguette ad @SCHARglutenfree in the Gluten-Free Living magazine :)"} +{"tweet": "Why is everyone so mean to each other now a days"} +{"tweet": "@UTHedo you think Moyes is even in the same area code of class that Fergs is now or was before he became accomplished? Use foresight. #deer"} +{"tweet": "I dont see everyone's obsession with being disgusted by feet. Just take care of your feet people."} +{"tweet": "I hate the dentist. Having somebody's hands and in my mouth <<<< \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "I really don't like you"} +{"tweet": "Can someone loan me 60 bucks so I can get a watch \\ud83d\\ude31\\ud83d\\ude25 ill pay you when I get money \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Why am I hated so much..?"} +{"tweet": "@BluEyezJess @Braddigan89 LMFAO at \\YOU\\\" people..\""} +{"tweet": "@fakedansavage I just saw you walk by me in Madison by the Capitol and wasn't quick enough to tell you I love the new book!"} +{"tweet": "@audra_mgillespi @ClaireRohr what is this picture?"} +{"tweet": "Zac Brown band was amazing :-)"} +{"tweet": "ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\\nCurrent Temperature 50.2 F,\\nHumidity 54% ,\\nWind 0.0 MPH\\nDirection 0\\n#weather"} +{"tweet": "Things are going really good right now"} +{"tweet": "It's so sad that the cheer boards are dead for this momentous occasion"} +{"tweet": "I fear I have been throttled."} +{"tweet": "Just need to sleep!"} +{"tweet": "Alright.."} +{"tweet": "Trying to go to a haunted house soon.. Time to man up"} +{"tweet": "A half day on a Monday is such a bizarre thing, but I love it. <3"} +{"tweet": "Oh, could you just STFU already. No one gives any fucks about you."} +{"tweet": "@eonline @TheEllenShow I saw the show today. I've had a sty. It stinks."} +{"tweet": "So who dyed their hair? #lol"} +{"tweet": "My phone has been freezing and it's been possum me off .. A lot\\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "@MinusTheCultJam the true test of one who truly lifts is the calluses on ones hand....thus sayeth the lord..."} +{"tweet": "College, only a few steps awaaaay."} +{"tweet": "@THEE_browngirl @kittles19 @amanda_grengs @jackel_lantern oh I'm sorry but on the bright side your cats are great and adorable :)"} +{"tweet": "I'm always trying to fix things with people. I will never want someone be upset"} +{"tweet": "Forever jealous of those girls who are best friends with their moms."} +{"tweet": "Busy week ahead. I knew I probably should have done my homework when I actually had time.."} +{"tweet": "How I met your mother is the funniest show ever"} +{"tweet": "@barocha44 what the fuck"} +{"tweet": "Maddy is my cotton picker"} +{"tweet": "@OldMilHenke I have an idea of how u can pay the bet of the #Patriots losing, and keep ur hat good."} +{"tweet": "I get knocked down but I get up again you're never gunna keep me down"} +{"tweet": "@NFLVR you think players play harder , better when paid more??"} +{"tweet": "@luvjoebabyblues so are you going this weekend?"} +{"tweet": "The smell of diesel >>>"} +{"tweet": "I made one anyway :)"} +{"tweet": "Having the see my gram suffer #hatethis you can let go now Nana were all here."} +{"tweet": "@Apvvos <3"} +{"tweet": "@ashleyjoyner_ better stay off the roads \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "I just want one day where I can sleep in endlessly & not worry about a thing"} +{"tweet": "@Hot981 please play The Monster or Survival by Eminem"} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry"} +{"tweet": "a tattoo of knuckles for a knuckle tat"} +{"tweet": "Little Daniel went seepies real quick @dwhittle83"} +{"tweet": "My snaps aren't sending @K_Lagg"} +{"tweet": "@iJesseWilliams Greys \\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Pretty thankful for @HannahChavira \\ud83d\\ude18 #loveyou"} +{"tweet": "Busche plant 7 two hour delay.... haha rrrright its time to make money #12hourshift #cashFlow"} +{"tweet": "@kayla_atwell way to catch yourself"} +{"tweet": "Apparently I'm dating everything 02/14...I'm just trying to move time along..."} +{"tweet": "#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion hunting is cruel."} +{"tweet": "Mentally preparing myself for 83 degrees tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "Lonely"} +{"tweet": "Yeah it should now"} +{"tweet": "Big daddy is my all time favorite Adam Sandler movie"} +{"tweet": "Love college #drunk"} +{"tweet": "Bitch stop sucking my dick and go to college"} +{"tweet": "@sommergirl34 never watched a single episode."} +{"tweet": "I love how two guys talk mad shit about each other, and the next minute they're best friends. #FakeAsFuck. @MichelleSchaub"} +{"tweet": "@anthony_scherer you're high, homer!"} +{"tweet": "I really hope that wasn't aimed at me.. #Ew"} +{"tweet": "Can I just fall asleep and end this day"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna see my future \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@ShadowTodd Well, Todd, I'd say it's a pretty good performance, so far. #TheSoundOfMusicLive"} +{"tweet": "30 don't know you to we'll but you seem cool"} +{"tweet": "I still remember our first kiss"} +{"tweet": "I kind of like having early games better."} +{"tweet": "@JulianaParra2 ...........\\ud83d\\ude10"} +{"tweet": "If i wasn't on my phone constantly i may actually have some battery every now and then."} +{"tweet": "yah know I'm gonna leave you baby when summer comes along"} +{"tweet": "@liljoebird25 I'm just messing with youuu, it's fine."} +{"tweet": "@missbaker96 For being a dimbass"} +{"tweet": "Toys r us! Omg yes!"} +{"tweet": "@zmurphyx can't believe you went to see jessie ahhh very jealous \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "Glad to have one stubborn parent and one with an open mind. Taught me to be strong in my beliefs but to be open to other people's beliefs."} +{"tweet": "What a busy weekend! I'm one very exhausted Mommy! Not looking forward to tomorrow being Monday! Blah."} +{"tweet": "Pissed about the loss \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait til its peach season. Is August almost here? My favorite in the world is watermelon and peaches. That's all I want. RIGHT MEOW"} +{"tweet": "Drama comes and goes so quickly \\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\ude15\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "#perksofdatingme i will cuddle you so hard"} +{"tweet": "Walked into school and told kayla that this weather made me happy and I wanted to build a snowman and she looked at me and said \\stfu\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "It's freezing out but you bet your ass I'll be sipping victory iced coffees all damn day long"} +{"tweet": "And I miss @hpstiles so so so so so so so so much more!!!!! Can't wait to see you!!"} +{"tweet": "Please delete your twitter."} +{"tweet": "@Sydney_forlife wow way to subtweet about me"} +{"tweet": "@tessellation21 I do recall taking a picture with a half naked man last night"} +{"tweet": "@Brooks4Real A female tennis player who has been called out numerous times for being a shitty tipper"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna buy a one-way ticket on a west bound train, gonna have my breakfast with some pink champagne..."} +{"tweet": "@nathan_w320 you're like 30 feet from me"} +{"tweet": "I'm ready for the next chapter in my life."} +{"tweet": "Cracks me up how he kills dude and then eats the chicken on the table. \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@MRK_prick420 you scooping"} +{"tweet": "I taught my mom how to use emojis today. Texts from her are weird now."} +{"tweet": "@Michelle_Jaynes hahah typical siblings"} +{"tweet": "Skipping my last classes and spending time with @mckenzieb20 \\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "Shower time. Filthy bitches"} +{"tweet": "lady grinding #no"} +{"tweet": "@kgggg a good one"} +{"tweet": "@littleshoester idk yet!"} +{"tweet": "Due to Shania Twain, I have high standards for guys"} +{"tweet": "@TimberlyHenson @alexkwalls I knew it. \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "#ntb"} +{"tweet": "I don't know who to tell my feelings to anymore. it's like who true to you? my answer is I honestly can answer that."} +{"tweet": "I wish I could have a @__Friends themed wedding! \\u2764\\ud83d\\ude0d @BCoulter2"} +{"tweet": "@craigkfowler no. So I don't get to see you today \\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "@VanessaWiltsie not between the hours of 11 am and 5 pm we didn't"} +{"tweet": "Come to think of it I'm a completely different person than I was last year"} +{"tweet": "@Claire_ivonne Thanks!"} +{"tweet": "Oracular Spectacular"} +{"tweet": "@Insidethestache @supervaggio6 @kait_roep @CeeBaloo I may have the best stache, yours will be the better stache"} +{"tweet": "What I need right now is Funyuns"} +{"tweet": "@katieehutchinss I have it on VHS :)"} +{"tweet": "I'm so irritated."} +{"tweet": "I wish I knew what I wanted."} +{"tweet": "You can't sit with us"} +{"tweet": "\\It is your dreams that lead you astray, Master Skywalker,\\\" she said.\""} +{"tweet": "@WestmorelandSN at the half..Mt. Pleasant 53 Charleroi 7"} +{"tweet": "@KARose25 not okay"} +{"tweet": "@TylerLewis248 @PaulaDowdy @Alexstrom25 @JuliaSuppafly. I'm downn"} +{"tweet": "Pick out the seeds and steams"} +{"tweet": "@KJDaBest_ I'm definitely not cleaning that up."} +{"tweet": "@powerrangerluv I miss u too. Ironically think its been since summer\\u2600\\ud83c\\udfc4\\ud83c\\udf34"} +{"tweet": "@brittmcgavic @ThisGirl_Meg don't say anything else."} +{"tweet": "the hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross, and which to burn."} +{"tweet": "Sixteen episode later, and Cas is finally back!"} +{"tweet": "You left your mark on me \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@elizabitchx11 I know I don't need to, but I can't help it!\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@TiffTownsend3 You'll be with 3 other people! You can do it! Invite your sisters and their hubby's too and that's a bigger group!"} +{"tweet": "Happy bird day @ShelbyOwens1"} +{"tweet": "I'm givin' up on love, 'cause love's givin' up on me!!!"} +{"tweet": "There's 10 days until MHALs... \\nI'm sorry, what?"} +{"tweet": "@zachleblanc5 Rez gym? At 7?"} +{"tweet": "I hate @jessica_bilot so much"} +{"tweet": "oh okay cool, being left alone is always great"} +{"tweet": "Defiantly bombed that history test \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@NickBeII alright, I appreciate it man!"} +{"tweet": "My stepmom didn't know all of these songs came from The Sound of Music.. \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Hey nice job only bringing one moccasin home from college Louisa"} +{"tweet": "@Talkmaster the #freejahar nuts don't realize he would have just as easily put the bomb by them, since they are infidels to him as well."} +{"tweet": "This storm got weak!! #lame"} +{"tweet": "Alright I seriously want Olive Garden RIGHT NOW!"} +{"tweet": "I need to quit promising people ill hang out with them.. lol"} +{"tweet": "I just can't crack your code #HolyGrail"} +{"tweet": "@odun_s boo. It was awesome."} +{"tweet": "@LT_Dunman15 this possession wins it for UK or loses it!"} +{"tweet": "@steph22holla that's what I thought \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@raccKUHN he does.. #Gay"} +{"tweet": "@brantrose08 you are an angel"} +{"tweet": "Guys should I sneak into the general admission floor and crowd surf during fall out boy"} +{"tweet": "@bryanblakecy88 no drink tweets"} +{"tweet": "Erright......"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could change my texting back to the original way. I hate this new update"} +{"tweet": "Twitter is such a joke but I just can't get myself to deactivate it \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@MaryC_143 I dressed up as a stripper one year and got voted best costume"} +{"tweet": "@Jay_Severin you are wrong"} +{"tweet": "Text me! \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@loveball3323 thanks"} +{"tweet": "@mdevine29 it's like a car accident. It's terrible to watch but you can't help yourself."} +{"tweet": "The Buckeyes secondary needs help"} +{"tweet": "#tbt to the time we made our cocktail hour a 90s hour. Bahahaha"} +{"tweet": "I'm freezing but can't bring myself to put pants on. #thestruggle"} +{"tweet": "Bruins need to step it up this period if they want to stay in this. #gobruins"} +{"tweet": "Man the soccer game better not be during Victoria secret show."} +{"tweet": "K I just quoted drake. Bye."} +{"tweet": "I got a max of 4 hours of sleep. Today is going to be lovely.\\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Go #Vols beat Bulldogs."} +{"tweet": "i have to pee."} +{"tweet": "anybody want to hang...."} +{"tweet": "Surprises >>> \\u263a\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude0d #Loved"} +{"tweet": "I wanna do something tonight"} +{"tweet": "@DevonRealDeal awesome!"} +{"tweet": "baby you're a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise"} +{"tweet": "@GrazenJenna @allie_mazur how doesn't it"} +{"tweet": "Girls don't think I'm funny and if you do then I love you"} +{"tweet": "@xo_meggggg yeah yeah yeah \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "Day ruined.. #pissed"} +{"tweet": "@JohnCrowley24 just copy my tweet, it's cool"} +{"tweet": "@ZHaverfield @rachel_shipp @aaye_its_jess I think she thinks we are weird\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "WHOEVER THREW A DONUT AT ME GO FUCK YOURSELF"} +{"tweet": "Around 1am my husband will finallu be crawling in bed with me and I can not wait..."} +{"tweet": "Pizza Rolls \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Joe sleeps all day. AGAIN. :p"} +{"tweet": "Finna pass out at the crib im done"} +{"tweet": "@tweetmesohard the question is did you sign it??????"} +{"tweet": "@Damien_Starr @thatmanpig1 @h0nkyfac3 only if we wrestle at some point during the movie !"} +{"tweet": "No wonder people think Mady and I are taking \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "#FreePJ"} +{"tweet": "@hakdmb41 if you get sick of it send it my way!!! I'd love to have a white Christmas!"} +{"tweet": "Hi"} +{"tweet": "Ok this is ridiculous"} +{"tweet": "lazy sunday night...spending it in my recliner"} +{"tweet": "Called that shit"} +{"tweet": "There is a HUGE difference between loving someone, and being in love with someone."} +{"tweet": "Why do I like you so much? #Pondering"} +{"tweet": "@WojRock hahaha queer"} +{"tweet": "@officialR5 have you made the switch to iOS7 yet?! It's radical. #AskRatliff"} +{"tweet": "If your memory's still too strong I'll keep movin on and get longer gone."} +{"tweet": "I'm pretty sure I aced my Shakespeare Final and I only studied for 10 minutes. \\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "#redwinethoughts Jon Snow totally shaves his chest... Verdict is still out for my feelings on that. #GameOfThrones"} +{"tweet": "I have a tendency to mess up god things"} +{"tweet": "Fuck Alabama and fuck notre dame. The Ohio State University Buckeyes are the only undefeated team left in division 1 college football."} +{"tweet": "Some days you just feel like a white person in an infomercial."} +{"tweet": "I'm sick of this weather already"} +{"tweet": "Just now realized the lady on talking dead is the same lady who owned the movie theatre on drake and josh #mindblown"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude29 Hahahahah omg omg omg ew"} +{"tweet": "11:11 wish; To be a little kid again. I want no worries. \\ud83d\\udcab"} +{"tweet": "Eiiii TB Joshua...lemme keep quiet sef"} +{"tweet": "@Shelby_Nicole29 that's awesome I'll be in his room all year. N I saw it. It looks good. Keep me awake haha"} +{"tweet": "@sethmcdaniel7 welcome brother, we've been expecting you."} +{"tweet": "Hunter Hayes is such a little fag"} +{"tweet": "But you look like the kind that likes to take it way out \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "When you know you have that girl you've been looking for all you're life\\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "If you ever feel disregarded...nip it in the bud as soon as possible..or else it will bite you in the ass as long as you allow it!"} +{"tweet": "@phrostybluntz like ish ask a fat girl you wear them under clothes it sucks your fat in"} +{"tweet": "If I learned anything from 2013 it's to do what makes you happy. Stop holding back on things because others wouldn't approve. Just do you."} +{"tweet": "I don't share well. \\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "@HammyWhammy24 hahaha what did that second kid look like when you did it??"} +{"tweet": "So bored & wide awake. Skype anyone? Rellabella2234"} +{"tweet": "Shes jus hating on this wonderfully great relationship(:"} +{"tweet": "@SteinmanAlex i think there's hope we won't have school tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "80% of girls on twitter are bored, want Menchies or need a man."} +{"tweet": "@bit_klecker that's my favorite workout...."} +{"tweet": "So I didn't get as much attention as I wanted when I asked who wants 1000 but it's cool, ill maybe give it to myself... Jerks"} +{"tweet": "I will not straighten my hair once this summer lol."} +{"tweet": "YAY IT'S FINALLY FUCKING FRIDAY!!!! #happyfridayeveryone"} +{"tweet": "@zcampbell33 STUD lmao"} +{"tweet": "The dude that called Rick a pig waited outside McDonald's to fight because he got trolled."} +{"tweet": "It's hotter than a fat guys dick in a Russian whore house on a July Saturday night I tell you twat"} +{"tweet": "\\What are this?\\\" \\ud83d\\ude02 @marissasnyderrr\""} +{"tweet": "@taylorbbx3 nooooo haha I want who I want"} +{"tweet": "A cuddling and movie day sounds perfect"} +{"tweet": "James going for 40 I'm calling it. That pissed him off."} +{"tweet": "@SusieLarson I'm getting ready to lead a bible study w/ #yourbeautifulpurpose I love the book!! God has perfect timing! #thankyou!"} +{"tweet": "@Madison_Lohr alrighty \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Stabbing myself repeatedly would be more fun than what Kennedi and I are doing right now"} +{"tweet": "@emilybecker4 plays club penguin... Awkward... #what"} +{"tweet": "@c_terranera this bitch.. I'm done \\ud83d\\ude49"} +{"tweet": "@GlitteringPony You need a driver."} +{"tweet": "Go #Tigers!! Let's roar to victory so we can go home to Comerica up 2 -0"} +{"tweet": "My hair in the mornings! >>>"} +{"tweet": "What looked like a promising day turned into a shitty one"} +{"tweet": "Don't know what to think or who to believe anymore"} +{"tweet": "@lyssa_hughes my bed.\\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@AshBenzo how hard is it for you to not steal Hanna's clothes though?"} +{"tweet": "attempting to discover where to begin."} +{"tweet": "@kennethkyrell it's sad but it makes it easy to weed out who you need to surround yourself with."} +{"tweet": "#wbztalker why glorify the Boston bombings? It was hard enough the first time, why make a movie? Respect those who died that day.#respect"} +{"tweet": "So proud of all the boys! \\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83c\\udfc8\\ud83d\\udc9b"} +{"tweet": "I wonder if anyone else showed up to sudsy school besides @kmyers_5299"} +{"tweet": "Kid cudi is my favorite of all time"} +{"tweet": "Forgive but never forget."} +{"tweet": "Last night sleeping in my bed for a long time \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@Makayla_Lux I could if I'm back by saturday!"} +{"tweet": "I regret sleeping all day. \\ud83d\\ude14 #sickgirlprobz #thestruggle"} +{"tweet": "@tyler_wils Friday around 5 probably."} +{"tweet": "How the hell...."} +{"tweet": "Some of the people I'm going to school with I can already tell how annoying they're going to be"} +{"tweet": "@KevinDawson17 I know this is going to pain you but I will not be back this time around. Thanksgiving?!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm not ready to lose my mom. Not soon, especially not today."} +{"tweet": "@Homeboy_Prift23 same exact thing! I@cant even stay awake these days!"} +{"tweet": "I have to be up in 6 hours and 45 minutes...\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@Intreeswetrust yea she is she's like Andrew your friend across the streets at the door you need to wake up and roll up ur windows"} +{"tweet": "@kelliepickler you were SO underscored last night! That dance was awesome and Hot!! So excited to see you on my tv again! #pickpickler"} +{"tweet": "I really need to find my heating pad.. this cramps are gonna be the death of me. ): I can tell it's gonna be a crying/ screening night):"} +{"tweet": "@RyanBlagg whatever"} +{"tweet": "@AngelaGross11 I go you more spaghettios with meatballs but I forgot a new can opener \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Away* LT"} +{"tweet": "Those hour long conversations with my dad make everything better! \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@jbessette6 neither does middleboro manager."} +{"tweet": "@hugheschris30 @lorimac007 @heatherj750 Well hopefully you all have a similar substitute... They are so good..."} +{"tweet": "Old number 7 oh how I love you!"} +{"tweet": "So I guess I'm just winging my midterm tomorrow #tootired"} +{"tweet": "If I see the \\ud83d\\udeab one more time on my phone signal I'm chucking it."} +{"tweet": "Holy fuck. Forget it."} +{"tweet": "My day=\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@KLewsader if ya neeed me man u know I gochuu."} +{"tweet": "@autballs shut up"} +{"tweet": "I must be more mature because I've broadened my taste buds"} +{"tweet": "I feel like tomorrow is just gonna be another day. Wish I was excited\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@bowmanjolene hey at least I got some of my angry out!"} +{"tweet": "i need you, and i miss you. and now i wonder..."} +{"tweet": "I can honestly say I don't regret anything in my life..it's made who I am today."} +{"tweet": "BEYOND fed up. #seeya"} +{"tweet": "@AnnaaBananaaaa1 awko taco"} +{"tweet": "Apple >>>"} +{"tweet": "@hotabrown15 likes to harass me while I drive"} +{"tweet": "Ahhhh woke up crying \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Probably not happening. Lol."} +{"tweet": "@billiejotaylor4 I dunno what you're taking about !"} +{"tweet": "haley made me the best christmas card hands down"} +{"tweet": "TOUCHDOWN BABY!!! #LetsGoBucks Atta boy @BraxtonMiller5 , nice throw!"} +{"tweet": "Another hot and very boring day !"} +{"tweet": "I love this vibe sooooo much"} +{"tweet": "Nothin like workin out in front of your dad while he sits there eating a bag of chips.. #lazyyyy"} +{"tweet": "I want the time we can spend ."} +{"tweet": "@WildWastedYouth lmao St. Boniface alum...close enough ha"} +{"tweet": "@JeffCann23 story of my life! Glad I'm not the only one"} +{"tweet": "@emilyminner1 I got socks on in my house shoes I got my baby mommas name tattooed"} +{"tweet": "Happy new yer"} +{"tweet": "@kirsten_sieg just pick a fucking dress already"} +{"tweet": "@Chance_Mac123 don't think it's gonna work"} +{"tweet": "Obama is probably thanking A&E. Liberal bastards. Freedom of speech my ass."} +{"tweet": "Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. -Benjamin Franklin"} +{"tweet": "Anytime Barry Melrose talks, I listen."} +{"tweet": "Snapchattin with the ex #whoops #butnotreallysorry"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I wish I could read your mind. But then, I wonder if I could handle the truth."} +{"tweet": "Whoever favorited my second last tweet don't think I won't hit you up ;)"} +{"tweet": "New summer clothes #fuckyes"} +{"tweet": "I should read books set in the 1950s. I admire the structure and discipline of older times."} +{"tweet": "@amberbatterrson you know I make you feel wanted"} +{"tweet": "@miaDauparas hibernating right, good strategy"} +{"tweet": "I'm just positive man. It might look like idc when something goes wrong in my life but I never dwell on negativity. It's pointless.#behappy"} +{"tweet": "Lo O#"} +{"tweet": "Not the same any more"} +{"tweet": "I'm sad and I need company."} +{"tweet": "I love Larry"} +{"tweet": "@butkin23 likes my lizard more then i do. Lolol"} +{"tweet": "Draw the line, all this time you were just drawing mine!"} +{"tweet": "HAM HAM HAM \\ud83d\\udc16\\ud83d\\udc37\\ud83d\\udc3d"} +{"tweet": "@Jessica_Cates lololololol he looks so sad :("} +{"tweet": "I just wanna watch a movie on Netflix and eat a pizza!"} +{"tweet": "Yes mom I have random needles in my room! Please ask me for a needle like I shoot up everyday.. #creepy #awkwardmomprobs"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I haven't seen @Hannah_May47 in years!"} +{"tweet": "I am so bored."} +{"tweet": "@wvudukegirl So very true. The video says it all."} +{"tweet": "@taylormeverett welcome! Enjoy it!!!"} +{"tweet": "Really steelers...."} +{"tweet": "All shaven ready for November \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udca9\\ud83d\\udc50\\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "@ZachAbb what\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@Mambbaa lol I did that when I was little! and do you mean if I go dark again?"} +{"tweet": "Officially hate snap chat story's."} +{"tweet": "@JbByke who.."} +{"tweet": "I wish I had a fucking car"} +{"tweet": "Can I just marry you.?\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@Nikki_Eus untrue"} +{"tweet": "#recovery #sobriety don't stay on the fringes. Jump into that big book! See how the 98% made it! It can be done if you make a decision!"} +{"tweet": "Just trying to remind myself that after high school there will be more guy options."} +{"tweet": "@jaimerenae trippin Idk what youre talking about. All I did was laugh and cover my face. So how"} +{"tweet": "Jason aldean.\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "being blonde is always a trip \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 #thestruggle"} +{"tweet": "I never pay attention to what day it is in the summer"} +{"tweet": "Wahhhhh. This isn't working :("} +{"tweet": "Country boy can survive"} +{"tweet": "Beyond tired"} +{"tweet": "Didn't realize exactly how hungover I was until I tried to race @FeMcCullough to the bathroom to get a shower first... Oh god, my liver \\ud83d\\ude15"} +{"tweet": "Gotta drive back home then get ready for work.. \\ud83d\\ude10\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "So many of my friends are so happy. That makes me so so happy. \\u263a\\ufe0f\\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@radamsssss it was coincidental so if either team has possession..."} +{"tweet": "so many reasons why i hate this month"} +{"tweet": "Everything happens for a reason. So take that reason and make the best of it"} +{"tweet": "Timberwolves at new jersey"} +{"tweet": "@IMASHLEYMICHELE all day boo thanks"} +{"tweet": "@kevmorrison7 3:45 right?"} +{"tweet": "I'm enjoying this whole new management thing.. I get 2 days off a week instead of one every other week \\ud83d\\ude0c"} +{"tweet": "Youngest daughter loving the Spotify subscription Santa got her this year. Music galore!"} +{"tweet": "Thank god work is over. I don't think I could've stayed another minute. Was in a bad mood!"} +{"tweet": "My friends hate me and they wont talk to me anymore \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Done being generous to others and getting nothing but the opposite in return."} +{"tweet": "It's not me, it's you."} +{"tweet": "Thats so weird \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@ArcticAnastasia NO NO NO NO HUSKIE MY FAVORITE ANIMALS ARE HUSKIES. MONKEY CONE LIKE THIRD."} +{"tweet": "The thought of having to see you today makes my stomach hit the floor."} +{"tweet": "Ew lol"} +{"tweet": "School needs to be over so it's summer !"} +{"tweet": "Don't have any patience for twitter today."} +{"tweet": "To everyone who has seen me right when I get up, i am dearly sorry if I scared you for life......."} +{"tweet": "@OGjearbear @StevenTimothy17 @sammy_geezy miss you alllll:("} +{"tweet": "Don't do calculus in pen."} +{"tweet": "Did I seriously just see a sexualized salad dressing commercial"} +{"tweet": "@teagan_fitz okay it wasnt THAT bad"} +{"tweet": "So I really wanna go to homecoming but have no idea who I would go with?"} +{"tweet": "It's time to take. My drunk ass home. I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone. \\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@DannyButler20 Damnit.."} +{"tweet": "When people joke about cutting I kinda just wanna belly flip off a bridge but land on the ground and die"} +{"tweet": "@vendelagram6 @tylerlouis31 brusing ribs like it's our job"} +{"tweet": "Tattoos are sexy \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Whoops..."} +{"tweet": "@mparkhursttt why is that"} +{"tweet": "@Louis_Tomlinson are you okay?:("} +{"tweet": "Every time twitching tongues releases new music. I want to smash myself in the face with a hammer."} +{"tweet": "I'm so indecisive."} +{"tweet": "At least tomorrow is Friday"} +{"tweet": "@_Sarasaundies come come comeeeee."} +{"tweet": "I might fall asleep in this next 20 minutes.... Don't wanna miss the end"} +{"tweet": "Why do I enjoy face timing @K_Lane10 \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude09 #freak"} +{"tweet": "As a die hard Ohio State fan I have to root for the Big10 in this game"} +{"tweet": "@k_mblackburn oh well forget it!"} +{"tweet": "@biancamariiexo haha thanks girl! I really need this second job and it's at Panera which I love :)"} +{"tweet": "@BrittyCosper @ChaundraSacko thanks!:)"} +{"tweet": "Mine and @kelsmcnuggets74 comp class literally sucks. We have those worst topics for papers \\ud83d\\ude29about to cry."} +{"tweet": "@Alexandrabaier love the trend lol"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad Dylan feels the need to tell the whole wrestling team about my personal life... \\ud83d\\ude12\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d #SistersBoyfriendProbs"} +{"tweet": "@EliGoldBama very true, so please bring some of the cooler weather back , maybe in your bags, safe flying my friend , safe flying"} +{"tweet": "@HannahJPatrick Statistically speaking Tuesday is the worst day. Except on Fat Tuesday."} +{"tweet": "How come no one wants to go thrifting"} +{"tweet": "#TropicThunder"} +{"tweet": "@annabojangles13 I saw your tweet then proceeded to take a two hour nap because I couldn't deal with it"} +{"tweet": "I need to get my nails done"} +{"tweet": "Imagine what would've happened if Ohio State lost today too...."} +{"tweet": "Kid President, I will take a bullet for you any day"} +{"tweet": "@ethan_croucher pretty much my life"} +{"tweet": "Okay I'm having a panic attack"} +{"tweet": "How many mistakes, will you make today?"} +{"tweet": "\\u79c1\\u304c\\u898b\\u3064\\u304b\\u308a\\u307e\\u3057\\u305f GazettE \\u3059\\u3079\\u3066\\u5f7c\\u5973\\u306e\\u8155\\u306e\\u4e0a\\u306b\\u50b7\\u3084\\u5207\\u308a\\u50b7\\u3068\\u5e97\\u3067\\u30d5\\u30a1\\u30f3\\u3002\\u79c1\\u306f\\u540c\\u3058\\u3060\\u304b\\u3089\\u3001\\u79c1\\u306f\\u6ce3\\u304f\\u3068\\u3057\\u3066\\u3044\\u305f...\\u30b6 GazettE \\u81ea\\u6bba\\u304b\\u3089\\u79c1\\u305f\\u3061\\u3092\\u6551\\u3063\\u305f\\u3002\\u3042\\u308a\\u304c\\u3068\\u3046 GazettE!! <3"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry.\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "148 mile drive, fuck"} +{"tweet": "I will WIN. The other winners around me will b upset cuz the magnitude and momentum of my win will devalue the accolades of my predecessors."} +{"tweet": "lol Eli manning."} +{"tweet": "@AmberElaina I had a Pumpkin Pie blizzard today"} +{"tweet": "@DoubleX_Lexx is cool"} +{"tweet": "@RyannLakelyn rude"} +{"tweet": "@TheFlyestJD im gonna go again in a couple of weeks! I love it!"} +{"tweet": "Driving back to Nebraska..."} +{"tweet": "@m_gadreau I hope you are doing well pretty girl, how's everything going?"} +{"tweet": "Do not feel good."} +{"tweet": "@TommyC357 I saw you on Friday."} +{"tweet": "Last name ever first name greatest"} +{"tweet": "@That_Runner15 did you make state"} +{"tweet": "Dozing off on the way to work probably means it's gonna be a long night"} +{"tweet": "@petit_kristen last 2 tweets are so true"} +{"tweet": "Wait.... so what is tomorrow? ?"} +{"tweet": "Today is going to be rough"} +{"tweet": "Okay, @NikkiLoomis9 we have to finish this pitcher in A HALF HOUR #cheers \\ud83c\\udf7b"} +{"tweet": "Why don't you make like a tree, and get the hell outta here!! #BackToTheFuture"} +{"tweet": "I love you @AdamGreene6"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "That was a routine pop-fly #piratessuck"} +{"tweet": "It actually feels like summer today."} +{"tweet": "Throwing down for the very last time this weekend."} +{"tweet": "I actually got a decent amount of sleep last night lmao"} +{"tweet": "Surround yourself with greatness"} +{"tweet": "@DavidGjonajj and I have 10% and u posted that 10 seconds ago.."} +{"tweet": "@NoVinSky_SCx5 they beat everyone in the beginning of the year idk what's going on with them"} +{"tweet": "I just need to sleep for the next like 3 days"} +{"tweet": "@Q_Man_21 no man I am cause it's pointless"} +{"tweet": "Don't bring us into school if you're just gonna herd us into the cafeteria"} +{"tweet": "I'd rather spend the entire day at planet than anywhere else #homeawayfromhome"} +{"tweet": "Just sat in the bank drive through for 10 mins while the lady awkwardly looked at me & finally asked if she could help me. Uh duh? \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "@FrannieMaeRocks Completely agree. They don't realize we don't want mad drama, we want the cuteness that Livid got."} +{"tweet": "@notch thanks for reminding me! Have to DVR it."} +{"tweet": "@bonneur lmfao! I don't think hula girl or cactus jack can lift a quick fill... Just sayin \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "\\This might be illegal...\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@HoosierLottery @Colts I love #ColtsNation because their owner @JimIrsay is such a generous person and it's a classy organization"} +{"tweet": "I seriously think I'm gonna stop drinking. I ALWAYS get such a bad emotional \\hangover\\\" the next day. Why in the fuck am I so sad? \\ud83d\\udc4e\\ud83d\\ude12\""} +{"tweet": "@TheMannZacc I've put thought in to this one, I like the sentimental surprise and I think your mom would too!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm only as strong as my internet signal."} +{"tweet": "At least 302 times"} +{"tweet": "@a_thompson726 you aren't ignorant, you're just an idiot. \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "It's never enough to say I'm sorry"} +{"tweet": "This cough has got to go . \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\ude24"} +{"tweet": "Dinner \\u263a @mackwhite1994"} +{"tweet": "Choosing between Michigan and Louisville is like choosing between two shit sandwiches. I'll starve first. #nothankyou. #bbn."} +{"tweet": "Goddamn. SO MANY AWKWARD MOMENTS."} +{"tweet": "I want you so bad but you make me feel meaningless"} +{"tweet": "People and guns hahaha #giveitup"} +{"tweet": "@PrinceAladdin10 Although, batman wasn't much of a bball player"} +{"tweet": "#CallOutSomebodyBeautiful @DKauf13 :)"} +{"tweet": "@abbi_pagano @Lannom02 Wow this is terrible news."} +{"tweet": "Missing you in my head."} +{"tweet": "No school for me tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@jweyndling1 #freshmanprobs"} +{"tweet": "@Lexie_Kilgore ya me too. He said that he still loves me and he promises were gonna be okay, and get back together."} +{"tweet": "@Jessicalulz yum"} +{"tweet": "@clifford_ross I failed my math and chem exam"} +{"tweet": "@JoshLoncarevich Sams Club and the Dollar store."} +{"tweet": "When your 150 pound dog thinks he's a lap dog. Ahhh, I love my animals."} +{"tweet": "Can I go back to sleep? #iwish"} +{"tweet": "@KelseyMcSorley1 no no I'm not! Cause there's a bunch of mean ones about me on his."} +{"tweet": "That @taylorswift13 Diet Come commercial \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Yep, you're always the victim. Never did a damn thing wrong to anybody."} +{"tweet": "Making the best of today. Hoping it's better tomorrow. \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@NickDelrusso @AndrewCosenza @arangersfan77 @Austin_Dave05 haha military school in kentucky"} +{"tweet": "How am I getting home though I have work soon"} +{"tweet": "@shodge725 aren't you at the mall?"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I miss Fraser still"} +{"tweet": "Praying this job is 1st and that I actually GET IT!"} +{"tweet": "My biggest college fears right now are getting lost and not being able to find a bathroom. #RealTalk"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "It's about to be over once I'm back though.. I'm legitimately pissed off about being set back."} +{"tweet": "Sharing a room with my brother - this will be the end of me. 2 weeks so far and I'm ready & willing to sleep in my parents bedroom.\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@Lightjules12 thanks!! Yes less than 24 hours! :)"} +{"tweet": "Maybe if I was nicer to people I would have friends"} +{"tweet": "@AlyssaAntosz singles 2"} +{"tweet": "MLB - Former Diamondbacks TV analyst Mark Grace sentenced to four months in jail after pleading guilty to DUI"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could sleep in study hall :("} +{"tweet": "My boyfriend just googled Anne Frank jokes at dinner. @GOpackGO570 classy (;"} +{"tweet": "@paaigeehorn that is one lucky dude... I'm jealous of him"} +{"tweet": "I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "#fuckkapernickandthe49erz"} +{"tweet": "I'm 18 and I still laugh when someone says penis #immature"} +{"tweet": "Sooo tired don't feel good excited for tonight getting my nails done then going to my friends house for the night"} +{"tweet": "I want a damn sleeping pill..can't sleep."} +{"tweet": "i wonder how many 9 year olds are getting iphones this christmas \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "Hey @_teapotts drinking your chocolate milk you left \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@TheFunWorId: every year I realize how stupid I was the year before\\u201d @Camey_Swafford our daily convo \\ud83d\\udc6f\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I love to dress up even when I'm not going anywhere"} +{"tweet": "Omfg, \\nSeriously? \\nYou don't get your way do you call my mom? \\nI didn't listen much at 16 that's not gonna change at 21."} +{"tweet": "I swear this mom told this girl she's talking to \\bye\\\" 4 times and we're still standing here.\""} +{"tweet": "@Smitester Because all roads eventually lead back to Supernatural."} +{"tweet": "Does anyone know why there's a road block by burrows?"} +{"tweet": "@kalsobby12 oh I just did \\ud83d\\ude4a\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude49\\ud83d\\ude1c"} +{"tweet": "Explaining things to my dad pisses me off cause he'll just walk away when I'm trying to freaking tell him something"} +{"tweet": "@swilmo1 \\ud83d\\udca9"} +{"tweet": "Just fell IN LOVE with a little boy I waited on, he gave me a hug when he left \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude01 #cutestlittleboyever"} +{"tweet": "PLEASE LET ME GET THROUGH THIS DAY WITHOUT CUSSING EVERYONE."} +{"tweet": "THE MASTERS"} +{"tweet": "I don't get baseball."} +{"tweet": "You're perf"} +{"tweet": "THATS IT?"} +{"tweet": "Well I see how it is. Thanks guys."} +{"tweet": "@MReberger whatever, bud, already played our first baseball game in Elletsville!"} +{"tweet": "I hope Johnny Cueto knows that's he's getting his ass kicked once the #Cubs play the #Reds again."} +{"tweet": "I really miss you right now\\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Tru moo chocolate milk is obviously the best."} +{"tweet": "I lose headphones more than I lose anything else"} +{"tweet": "spin class #FTB"} +{"tweet": "And again my day gets worse. If only I had some real friends..."} +{"tweet": "Climb up on in here girl, let me show you how country feels"} +{"tweet": "Am I really actually hungry right now? #fatass"} +{"tweet": "Great ride today always clears my mind even tho we got rained on lol"} +{"tweet": "Can someone get me out of this house."} +{"tweet": "@Joneseyy_23 it's ok change won't get ruined lmao"} +{"tweet": "This still seems so unreal"} +{"tweet": "@Kaelyn_McLaren I'm moving to Canada!"} +{"tweet": "Wondering if i was gone, if anyone would notice. If i just disappeared. Whod care."} +{"tweet": "I don't have to have surgery!! \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "@kiblawi2000 haha they really are. Now you're making me want to whip me out again"} +{"tweet": "@GHS_RUNNUR The last month has been nothing but bad for ST. Louis so it didn't surprise me Haha"} +{"tweet": "night out on the town with a cutie \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I have no time to tan. this has got to change."} +{"tweet": "There's a place I know if your looking for a show, where they go hardcore & there's glitter on the floor. \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "feeeel like i got ran over by a transfer truck. I hate being sick! \\ud83d\\udeb6\\ud83d\\ude9a\\ud83d\\udca8"} +{"tweet": "I'm trying to be \\sick\\\" today\""} +{"tweet": "FYI. The Internet is down. DNS Problem"} +{"tweet": "Well I've been up for over 24 hours now"} +{"tweet": "@TrentynLewis should get up so we can roll to Taco Bell."} +{"tweet": "@dpabowen Hadn't thought about it yet, actually. May do that."} +{"tweet": "@mkat32 who?"} +{"tweet": "Last softball game tonight \\u26be"} +{"tweet": "Miss you David I feel like you should be here but your not and it sucks so bad.\\nRest in peace mane we will be friends forever I promise you"} +{"tweet": "Solo see setescientos oh oh oh"} +{"tweet": "i hate this feeling of not knowing what you're feeling."} +{"tweet": "I think snap chat has lost its hype."} +{"tweet": "@Jeterlover hey did you check on Sunday? It would be so fun if you could come."} +{"tweet": "His lips are drippin honey but he'll sting you like a bee so lock up all your loving go and throw away the key #CarrieUnderwood"} +{"tweet": "@BeatrixKiddo_22 @MonSwanson Go Buckeyes"} +{"tweet": "Gonna have to walk away"} +{"tweet": "I am sweating like a whore on nickel night...shit"} +{"tweet": "If I hear more then 3 drake songs tonight bows will be thrown"} +{"tweet": "@KyleSchiltz Grille, headlights, and the straight body style."} +{"tweet": "I'm listening to Celtic traditional songs right now what is wrong with me. My taste in music is nonexistent bc most all music is good to me"} +{"tweet": "I think I like you...."} +{"tweet": "Practice makes perfect, but too much practice makes you a whore."} +{"tweet": "Twitter is dead \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "I don't think anyone understands that if Toby got hit by a car I would've literally died"} +{"tweet": "Tweets 6.9k"} +{"tweet": "avoiding feelings like the plague from now on."} +{"tweet": "I swear all over the road by Easton Corbin haunts me \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "You are so embarrassing\\ud83d\\ude02\\u270b"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone have the movie the notebook? Me and Emily want to borrow it"} +{"tweet": "When I think of last summer, I can't help but think of how much of a dope ass night we had, did workkk. :p \\n @LexiWalla2182"} +{"tweet": "The Broncos, Pats, and Packers just had 3 of the best picks in the draft."} +{"tweet": "suga suga how'd you get so fly?"} +{"tweet": "I will never understand why such bad things happen to the most amazing people"} +{"tweet": "Hopefully ill be able to shoot again soon! My Glock and others are sure missin me \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude2b #shoulderprobz"} +{"tweet": "In 7 hours ill be PANAMA BOUND! \\n#pumped"} +{"tweet": "Get up and do it again"} +{"tweet": "Wtf are you doing to an innocent child"} +{"tweet": "Having the darnedest time trying to study this muscle phys bullpoo. \\ud83d\\ude45"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait for nights by the fire & days by the pool. #summer"} +{"tweet": "We're not the same anymore"} +{"tweet": "@Cdowgg18 dumb......I swear."} +{"tweet": "Why does someone want a microwave installed at 7:30 in the morning"} +{"tweet": "@allyssaaa_ yes!! I got a tournament tomarrow so maybe Sunday or Monday or somethin"} +{"tweet": "@lilschieldt please tell me these are song lyrics or something...."} +{"tweet": "Boring people are made to be with boring people & fun people are made to be with fun people #simpleasthat"} +{"tweet": "#imsinglebecause I'm too nice."} +{"tweet": "@Alicialamarca fawk you"} +{"tweet": "@_tahlore_ jealouasaaa"} +{"tweet": "I wonder if you'd get mad if you knew."} +{"tweet": "@kpersona I missed that. :-("} +{"tweet": "@Dudley_91 I heard she doesn't like to go out, but instead insists on cooking dinner at home."} +{"tweet": "Trapped in my room per usual. Might as well nap"} +{"tweet": "@katielakee literally just died \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02 #justkissmebaby \\ud83d\\udc8b \\ud83d\\udc22"} +{"tweet": "Excited about beginning a new teaching series tonight \\A study of systematic theology\\\"! #waynegrudem\""} +{"tweet": "so sick \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "how did YOU get a gf \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "#CherokeeHS for fireworks. #july4th"} +{"tweet": "I hope you burn in hell."} +{"tweet": "Haters wanna be like me"} +{"tweet": "@daniellegonz1 it's pathetic \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Nothing annoys me more than when people are always on there phone. Like damn put the phone down for a bit. You will be okay without it"} +{"tweet": "This is by far the BEST season of #DWTS ! I have laughed, cried, and smiled the entire show. Love! Love! Love! @DancingABC"} +{"tweet": "@jdub442 uhm me duh"} +{"tweet": "Oh you want a tip bitch? Well here's my dick for gradituity"} +{"tweet": "Can School Be Over Already"} +{"tweet": "@fraNGK_ hang in there man hahahha"} +{"tweet": "@AlexMayMcGregor lol. Actually thats a lake. Idiot."} +{"tweet": "Fun Fact: Every time you make a religious joke Jesus whips the shit out of your grandparents"} +{"tweet": "\\Lions do not lose sleep over the opinions of sheep\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "My dogs do not understand what can you not means omg im 500% done"} +{"tweet": "@bigdougtweets26 @Broseph940 yes!"} +{"tweet": "Easily the worst day of my life was today"} +{"tweet": "#TheFamily is the new world order"} +{"tweet": "Chugging NyQuil and passing out for the day #sickgirl"} +{"tweet": "So much homework to do tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@Miss_Britt14 @jdowns689 #youwould"} +{"tweet": "Gotta listen to your own instincts. #notetoself"} +{"tweet": "I'm so bored with this rain, I hate it when plans fall through and I'm stuck doing nothing. #imissmurray so ready for college"} +{"tweet": "Ew, no, I was never ON Emma. And I'm not ON Alexa! Die cecil! Just die"} +{"tweet": "Surround yourself with people who make you want to be a better person."} +{"tweet": "Well that sucked."} +{"tweet": "Make observations, not judgements. Comparisons are the roots of unhappiness"} +{"tweet": "Lunch time at Teds #delish"} +{"tweet": "Ain't much out there to have feelings for"} +{"tweet": "@vanerom29 yup. 1 Timothy. 2:12\\n\\n... You must be quiet. Lol"} +{"tweet": "We're down to a little more than 2 months now!!! Can't wait til Trevor gets home!! #pumped"} +{"tweet": "Okay someone new text me \\n614 403 2053 \\nIdc if I know you or not, I just need new people to talk tooooo:)"} +{"tweet": "@_JR_1022 Seneca street too, makes it so much better lol"} +{"tweet": "If only you knew"} +{"tweet": "We live in a wonderful country where everyone and anyone can be an American. We're all from different places originally."} +{"tweet": "Trey, I don't just love you.....I fcking love you"} +{"tweet": "Maddy has gonorrhea"} +{"tweet": "Wow @ducidni making me too psyched this morning! #NewCudi"} +{"tweet": "Christmas with @EthridgeDelk :) #blessed #loveit"} +{"tweet": "The people you think will be there for you are the ones who end up leaving."} +{"tweet": "James fuckin Neal"} +{"tweet": "S/o to @Tylermason16 for playing baseball \\u26be\\u26be"} +{"tweet": "Oh how I'm having a not so fun morning.. Early afternoon!! \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "So tonight benjamin took me mudding, and bought me a muffin. I choked on my muffin and almost peed myself mudding. #WhatALife"} +{"tweet": "@GregMyers23 meeee"} +{"tweet": "@thecierrakelly is there a fund I can donate to?"} +{"tweet": "Roxy is sleeping next to me and her stomach is making really weird noises. Is it trying to say something to me?"} +{"tweet": "Changes is playing in Bds right now lol"} +{"tweet": "Golfing with #Sheezy"} +{"tweet": "I still got your back tho"} +{"tweet": "Steak n cheese #nomnom"} +{"tweet": "Sons of anarchy jacks is about to do damage"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "WOW, \\n@saderobs 's aviiiii \\ud83d\\ude0d \\nThat babygirl >>>>> \\ud83d\\udc4f\\u2764\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "If you touch my drums I will stab you in the neck with a knife."} +{"tweet": "@FuckNoraa @FuckRelyk I new one more. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "God the scanner is boring tonight."} +{"tweet": "@meggie116 yes!! When are you out of work ?!?!?"} +{"tweet": "I carry myself like I'm the shit and think I'm the coolest person. I also have no friends and everyone pretends to be my friend. #SICK"} +{"tweet": "Maybe ill just hide away from the world tonight"} +{"tweet": "@BroadStBull doesn't this just encourage the Flyers to escalate things the next they meet the caps?"} +{"tweet": "Not that you care but just saying \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@youLOVElizbeth yezzzzir"} +{"tweet": "@Vrats14 our 9:30 is cancelled and me and Dylan sat there for atleast 10 mins after Cali's \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Ed Sheeran can flat out sing."} +{"tweet": "Half way there"} +{"tweet": "Convinced the pub has something against me cuz they mess up my order every time I go"} +{"tweet": "@DiscntDbleCheck THAT'S RIGHT"} +{"tweet": "The government is doubling the student loan rate? Seriously? Clearly our government doesn't have it's priorities set correctly..."} +{"tweet": "@FredinAround_ and also if they're good, of course there will be bandwagoners. They'll hop off in a couple years"} +{"tweet": "I wish my dad was home #scarynights"} +{"tweet": "I want a boat. NOW."} +{"tweet": "It's ok @MapleLeafs played a fantastic game lost by 1 :( @bradniswander18 congrats on the #wings shut out! :)"} +{"tweet": "@AlliEve_XO @TheJamesSather can't wait to witness this \\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "The neighbor kids turned my little sister into such a brat its ridiculous."} +{"tweet": "Ready to break this slut in half ; you're physco and you need help ."} +{"tweet": "I wish I actually had something to look forward to today."} +{"tweet": "I was in a horrible mood yesterday... Idk what was wrong with me.."} +{"tweet": "\\Baby you a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down & cruuuiiise.\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "@AirBrito @ambitiousgirlkj LOL John.. I'm dying. My butt isn't what it used to be I lost baby fat \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Have to scooter to Maryns because Casey refuses to give me a ride \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "Actually in retrospect, i did get through half a #Bones season with mom. And i'm about to take a bath. #productive"} +{"tweet": "@ChrisellaDaniel really needs to text me back!!!"} +{"tweet": "I hate when my plans get fucked up."} +{"tweet": "@kierstinn_ann made"} +{"tweet": "@IROCKBOOTZ I'm into silver only haha"} +{"tweet": "They are blasting Sleeping With Sirens...\\n\\nTurn that racket down, no one wants to hear that."} +{"tweet": "You eat sheetz every night damn"} +{"tweet": "I just wanna cry and throwup."} +{"tweet": "@traverjesse08 some pussy who can't tell me who they are told drew about my tweet and he didn't like it"} +{"tweet": "3 hours of sleep. Not even tired lol"} +{"tweet": "@grayslim what time? nate going as well?"} +{"tweet": "@ckinney13 well mom works tonight \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Those birds better stop fucking chirping"} +{"tweet": "At pf changs @the bar and this dude legit is bein an ass. He had 7 different requests for one drink. Then he didn't even get ketel 1. Loser"} +{"tweet": "@joshnumbersbad I've got three invites, if you have more people wanting them."} +{"tweet": "@lindsayGeier15 truly knows how too kill someone's confidence"} +{"tweet": "@MrBombCamp No Problems. Planecarboat."} +{"tweet": "I don't even know what Breaking Bad is....."} +{"tweet": "All I want is a little kitty is that too much to ask\\ud83d\\ude2b\\ud83d\\ude3b\\ud83d\\ude3f"} +{"tweet": "First beach trip #bouttime"} +{"tweet": "Popped an ollie I'm skatin, WOOOOO!"} +{"tweet": "@Starbucks I lost my gold card. What do I do? #help"} +{"tweet": "I swear these two bacon butterburger double deluxes value baskets that I just ordered from Culvers are not for me"} +{"tweet": "I guess I'm having fun drinking w my parents"} +{"tweet": "@HSchonthaler what movie"} +{"tweet": "McAlister's Wednesday! #starving"} +{"tweet": "@Sammi_Peraino you really are and you're welcome \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "Happy to see old friends."} +{"tweet": "@AllDayMontage you are disturbed sir."} +{"tweet": "This mean cat is chasing a baby squirrel in my front yard...NOOOO"} +{"tweet": "If my senior years in New Hampshire ill be pissed"} +{"tweet": "@nate_walter1 bingo"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to sit at home on Saturdays now that fear fest is over."} +{"tweet": "@McHarderXC it seriously would, until we get murdered or something..."} +{"tweet": "Whoever stole my memory foam pillow, your a bitch"} +{"tweet": "The Giants are use to seeing Welker do that...drop passes! #Burn"} +{"tweet": "You're giving me too many things lately. You're all I need."} +{"tweet": "I fall for it every time."} +{"tweet": "@_therealriss ill do it tonight!"} +{"tweet": "I KNEW YOU'D REPLY WITH THAT. I hate you. @ZackCannon"} +{"tweet": "Worst movie ever."} +{"tweet": "@DustBuster26 @djdetrane it's fucking 7 in the morning but in down see you around 2 this afternoon"} +{"tweet": "I'LL BE POSTED UP"} +{"tweet": "Loyal people go through the most bullshit."} +{"tweet": "So take me where I wanna be, be back in your arms"} +{"tweet": "I think it's VERY funny that you think i care."} +{"tweet": "@NutterKobashi bet u are. Send your lafy ny way."} +{"tweet": "Brantley rocked it. He never ceases to amaze me!!!! BG NATION!!!"} +{"tweet": "Ok, seriously, I'm engaged. I have a baby. I'm happy with my life. You are a nice guy but you need to respect my relationship."} +{"tweet": "@Paddock_Chels I don't want to, but yeah. I fully intend to get there at 10:59 too lol"} +{"tweet": "The only QB I like other the Russ Wilson aka Tom Brady won me my fantasy game.. still undefeated."} +{"tweet": "Probably the first Wednesday I didn't hear someone in the halls yell \\HUMP DAY\\\" \\ud83d\\udc4d\\ud83d\\ude0c\""} +{"tweet": "Bahaha k..."} +{"tweet": "Keep the disturbing shit off of twitter, please and thank you #annoyed"} +{"tweet": "4-You're super sweet and so little and cute! lol, really good friend too!"} +{"tweet": "@PMcGinty4 you were in at Chaffees today?!"} +{"tweet": "@tylercook06 that's probably the worst thing I've ever read on twitter \\ud83d\\ude28"} +{"tweet": "It's not even disappointing anymore. It's just the way things are."} +{"tweet": "@Capt_Unpossible That is awesome. The stuff at Temple was ehh"} +{"tweet": "Stand-up comedy and music! Tonight at The Saint in Asbury! 7:30pm, $5! Experience the new way I'm disappointing my parents! @SpellingBeeHAHA"} +{"tweet": "A lot of Harvey Dents out there."} +{"tweet": "@kelsiekrahn101 ok!"} +{"tweet": "@brodielain @laurenfiler_9 only the bestest friend in the whole wide world \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "What to doo"} +{"tweet": "I'm bored"} +{"tweet": "Saturday i know I'm gonna cry like a baby when they play the senior slide show.."} +{"tweet": "Happy New Year! Just woke up. Maybe too much to drink at dinner? #whoops"} +{"tweet": "But he is boring"} +{"tweet": "I miss living where I used to live"} +{"tweet": "@ambii__bambi ok yes it's a plan were going to be the captains of it for sure"} +{"tweet": "@lindsey_foster yeah I tried a bite of Katie's those were pretty legit!"} +{"tweet": "@billriesner @MikeBadlose @Cara_Riesner @crouch17 and I are on a program where for 24 days no coffee. After that coffee will be added."} +{"tweet": "@danimadson I've had a headache all day today, my mom thinks its from watching that vine too many times with that girl hitting her head!"} +{"tweet": "@alexabach11 Yeah they have stores in that place"} +{"tweet": "Neon undergarments= loveeeeeeeeee."} +{"tweet": "Great workout and 5 mile run.."} +{"tweet": "Excited for girls night with me Bestest! @Franny_Fran44"} +{"tweet": "I didn't think I was going to make it home."} +{"tweet": "@Ryan_STL1 On Dish outside of St. Louis, I get the NHL Network choice. I have Center Ice, but doesn't give me the FSM feed. This is annoying"} +{"tweet": "@russaw25 I can't just give them to ANYONE"} +{"tweet": "Sunday funday is going to have to end before 6pm for now on."} +{"tweet": "@kelsivanness and you're not?"} +{"tweet": "@ALLAMERICAN_2 It sure left an Ear to Ear smile on my face!! Roll Tide!!"} +{"tweet": "@RebeccaASerle so really, Steroline is a go because Paul is bored to death with Stelena. Gonna go buy fireworks."} +{"tweet": "@KsStaley Goodnight!"} +{"tweet": "I have no idea what to get anyone for Christmas this year."} +{"tweet": "I am bad with names because I really don't give a shit."} +{"tweet": "Black friday shopping anyone?"} +{"tweet": "@mbarlage13 okay I'm a loser and don't wanna miss school haha so let's do it like Friday \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude1c\\ud83d\\udc6f\\ud83c\\udf5d\\ud83c\\udf74"} +{"tweet": "@morg_brooke probably cause you're from Letcher county lol"} +{"tweet": "Watching the Justin Bieber movie >"} +{"tweet": "Some people are so stupid it amazes me"} +{"tweet": "I could listen to #theDoors alllllllll night! \\ud83c\\udfb6\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Been waiting for this day for to long, finally getting on that ice with @Zachesskey #Hockey"} +{"tweet": "@erickh_31 nope :/"} +{"tweet": "Hey, at least it's Tuesday which means preachers daughters is on tonight!!!"} +{"tweet": "@OneLoveWilliams that's funny! Lol"} +{"tweet": "@heidikoerber THATS TERRIBLE \\ud83d\\ude28 But I mean. Discipline. It's what's wrong with the new generation haha."} +{"tweet": "I'm going to explode from how cute he is"} +{"tweet": "Sweet baby Jesus I've turned into a crazy cat lady."} +{"tweet": "that's murder , she's a beast"} +{"tweet": "Forgetting my stupid headphones in the car \\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "Funking Tim"} +{"tweet": "Get you dancing with the devil."} +{"tweet": "Hahahah Miley's mom is the only parent that showed up.. Her dad couldn't even go it was so bad"} +{"tweet": "My one kitty always lays in the same place now, and has like zero energy. Makes me so sad. #dontyoudarediedaisymae"} +{"tweet": "Red polo hat is missing. My wall has an empty spot. \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "Mexican Monday with the family friends and kids!!! Good times :) #mexicanfiesta"} +{"tweet": "@SJ_Greco \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@catherine0501 You will become obsessed!! So many hotties on the show, plus they wear the best clothes and designers \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I've seen girls passed out in the grass, throwing up on the side walk, and being carried up the stairs, just at my dorm tonight. #classy"} +{"tweet": "I was looking forward to the best weekend in a while..."} +{"tweet": "@Maddie_JJones meaning a whales vagina"} +{"tweet": "@The_Fresh_Goods I thought you knew the girl, shouldn't that 12 holes now?"} +{"tweet": "Game day again!"} +{"tweet": "i LITERALLY knew lauren was gonna favorite that tweet. little does she know i was quoting sag huehuehue"} +{"tweet": "@Ayyypril yeeeep"} +{"tweet": "@Devenney_15 8am game in Long Island in 30 degree weather!!!!!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "what would i do without @brynnlike_apuma oh ya, i wouldn't #blessed"} +{"tweet": "@europeanjesus ewh"} +{"tweet": "Today can suck on my lady balls! #endofstory"} +{"tweet": "I have been awake for a half hour and I'm still in bed hahaha I'm a lazy piece"} +{"tweet": "Just wish you would come just so I could possible spend time with you... #misshim #likecrazy"} +{"tweet": "Pretty sad I'm not seeing hatebreed."} +{"tweet": "What's @damien_hicks58 doing today?"} +{"tweet": "In Pennsylvania \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "@Mashawks13 might as well put a big \\sponsored by Uncle Bens\\\" vinyl on the side \\ud83d\\ude09\""} +{"tweet": "This will forever be my favorite team ever ... Love you bombers \\u2764\\u26be"} +{"tweet": "@Doeboiiiiii hahahahahahah"} +{"tweet": "It's about damn time!"} +{"tweet": "I really want to see Washington Heights ."} +{"tweet": "@tariqnasheed Incorrect"} +{"tweet": "Just imagine if we comeback here"} +{"tweet": "I hope my boyfriend gets this job! Then 100% moving out of the tristate area. \\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Paul is actually a teddy bear lmao"} +{"tweet": "Devoting the rest of the night to the library yay..."} +{"tweet": "Girl code ."} +{"tweet": "@steve_pierce definitely seen a lot of improvement down there all season, the possession in question here was just textbook perfect."} +{"tweet": "Somedays I am floored at the level of selfishness some people can display."} +{"tweet": "3 straight 103mph pitches. #daaayyyuuummm"} +{"tweet": "Feeling like garbage"} +{"tweet": "Brad Paisley just gets me\\ud83d\\udc95\\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "You guys wanna know what I'm doing for spring break? Sleepin & eatin'. Maybe some occasional tv."} +{"tweet": "@radfag they eat most of the worlds bugs. Without spiders, we would have bug infestation everywhere."} +{"tweet": "Lucky charms <3333"} +{"tweet": "Is there anyway to get GTA 5 at this second"} +{"tweet": "The Reds on on FIRE this inning"} +{"tweet": "Friday is bride day! Basically how I spend every Friday \\ud83d\\udc70 #imaloser"} +{"tweet": "What idiot planned finals week to fall on Friday the 13th?!"} +{"tweet": "@Rhetley lol and the way he angles the camera...priceless. More chins than a Chinese phonebook. He just said \\I am auditioning for Broadway\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "It's coming this way."} +{"tweet": "@_KeithJamahl_ @_ataijah OMG!!! I'm too weak!! Hahahahahaha #HotDamn"} +{"tweet": "Why is Rihanna so perfect?! #jealous \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "I'm like a owl. I don't give a hoot JACK."} +{"tweet": "dear @mnwild please fire coach Yeo the wild have been the better team on the ice in all 9 of their games and have only won 3 -concerned fan"} +{"tweet": "Right...\\u201c@davidaxelrod: Thanks to my 200k Tweeps--even those who regularly suggest that I burn in Hell! You all make it interesting!\\u201d"} +{"tweet": "So it just crossed my mind... Has anyone ever tried to use the Irish Whip as a finisher? #ReasonsImNotAWrestler"} +{"tweet": "@MissAlissaS @amandabynes u do same thing as her just mirror pictures"} +{"tweet": "When freaking out to @cassi_sanford, alcohol is always suggested. #bffsuggestions #toofunny"} +{"tweet": "All the rednecks out side cropping their plants now lol"} +{"tweet": "I could've sworn I just had 2 white foxes cross my driving path a moment ago! Are they even native to here?"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to see my boy tomorrow. \\u2665"} +{"tweet": "I need a girl for Dylan to come to Matt's right now!"} +{"tweet": "@TatianaAllanPoe without Dakota?"} +{"tweet": "I honestly really like my job and don't want to kill myself when I have to go to work"} +{"tweet": "Don't try to drag me into this shit, I won't take it serious ahahah"} +{"tweet": "I watch these football games and just cringe watching their knees \\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude35\\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "Im pooping then sleeping.... Forever."} +{"tweet": "Why doesn't anything ever go right for me"} +{"tweet": "Probably the best fair week ever..so much fun @AndrewCataldo @keriwalling with others..#lovethesepeople #funnypeople"} +{"tweet": "HIT IT HARDER YOU FUCKING VAGINA!"} +{"tweet": "Omg I can't even with this world civ class\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Really regretting going out"} +{"tweet": "@S_McLovin_85 I didn't even click on the link"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait \\ud83d\\ude00"} +{"tweet": "My dad has really bad insomnia. Go to bed \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "So my cat is already the coolest cat ever. But I wish he could talk. Kinda."} +{"tweet": "@duchessrebecca @kginthehizouse Just what every child wants to hear from their mother."} +{"tweet": "@Maddieeharvey @jennyagrox5 we weren't in the first place"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I just hate everyone and want to eat a tub of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. So there's that. Hurry up August."} +{"tweet": "All I want is a home cooked meal instead of fast food"} +{"tweet": "So upset wow I hate myself"} +{"tweet": "@RachelFerg_ aaaaawwweeee he learned from the best lol :p"} +{"tweet": "@Schmittttttttty That's what I like to hear!"} +{"tweet": "@jschapa69 you love it (;"} +{"tweet": "I spend at least 10% of the day in my car"} +{"tweet": "How many of you on here have witnessed the drunken actions of JILLYG. Lol."} +{"tweet": "I don't drink pop but I'm REALLY craving a coke."} +{"tweet": "@mel_em_see was thinking the exact same thing! #hateher"} +{"tweet": "Finally watching Silver Linings Playbook."} +{"tweet": "@jermball243 but guns don't kill people remember?"} +{"tweet": "@MeaseShelby stop making me miss you our texts are like we're together in real life ugh #isoundsoLezbo #twitterworldWeAreBothStraight"} +{"tweet": "My flesh may fail, but my God You never will"} +{"tweet": "Missing gym with my bestie @kiimdade \\ud83d\\ude23\\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@for_a_dollar what he fuck are you talking about?"} +{"tweet": "That phone call was much needed legit just talked about sooo much it a shame how things have to be"} +{"tweet": "Second Thanksgiving in progress!"} +{"tweet": "@anaissacanas I love youuu"} +{"tweet": "@becccc_k wasn't meant for you to laugh more of my enjoyment..but lol yea ight get back to me on that 1...."} +{"tweet": "Thinking i should be concerned....tabba is in the kitchen and the microwave has been opened and closed 17 times...."} +{"tweet": "I miss @balepale3 even though she hates me \\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "@brandonbud401 @kylewhitney14 @cindyrivas_ can I come too please!?"} +{"tweet": "@shaunagiltinan BIG RED wants you to add him on Facebook \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Sweatpants and chucks"} +{"tweet": "weird to me"} +{"tweet": "It would be nice to go to bed early tonight"} +{"tweet": "Yes, make statuses and not text me back. #1way #toopissmeoff"} +{"tweet": "@ariel_eyanson What?!"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I feel so alone... I feel like I've been down this road before."} +{"tweet": "@Skuxx__king she ditched us AGAIN XD"} +{"tweet": "Cobb hit another reason why roger goodell is the worst thing to ever happen to football."} +{"tweet": "@shy_shania #TeamiPhone"} +{"tweet": "@nickcavegn_ do you like it?"} +{"tweet": "@ben3388 damn! I sure hope so :)"} +{"tweet": "I get sad when Hey Pretty Girl comes on the radio. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "@DubSullivan you're welcome \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Any motivation I had for my homework is now gone"} +{"tweet": "I just realized I missed my 7000th tweet\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Kudos to ICE re discovery & successful search of Super Tunnel"} +{"tweet": "@jessicahayeess awh thanks \\ud83d\\ude06"} +{"tweet": "Oh yeah glad @RyanStinson12 quit being shady and talked to me at the game"} +{"tweet": "Come a little closer baby I feel like laying you down"} +{"tweet": "I smoked... Lol I think that's why... Lmao"} +{"tweet": "Soccer in the rain?"} +{"tweet": "Watching proud family in the deans office. #seniorlife"} +{"tweet": "I'm still heated that h&m changed the design of their basic hoodies. that's some bullshit"} +{"tweet": "Bring on the gay tweets from Luke and Derek"} +{"tweet": "@laurapasquini enjoy! I love mine"} +{"tweet": "Being more upset over something than you should be <<<<"} +{"tweet": "@EmilyKopper #lesbihonest I love you more dear. Have fun tn. Remember make Jeremy happy \\ud83d\\ude09\\u2764\\ud83d\\ude1b"} +{"tweet": "Thirsty Thursday!"} +{"tweet": "@HollieandDave I'm at basketball..."} +{"tweet": "If I was on idol this year I would just sing Drake to Nicki. That's all I could ever ask."} +{"tweet": "I'm sorry but Eminem is horrible"} +{"tweet": "Just close your eyes and you can see that we are where we're meant to be \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "When I was your man>>>>>> When I was your girl."} +{"tweet": "@FlowGod19 OH MY GOD"} +{"tweet": "What the fuck"} +{"tweet": "Why would you root for Iowa just because its American? It's still Coon Rapids"} +{"tweet": "Listening to music soothes me."} +{"tweet": "@crhockey12 Is that even a question"} +{"tweet": "Happy 4th everyone."} +{"tweet": "Called it"} +{"tweet": "If you write novels on your significant others Facebook wall, chances are i hate you."} +{"tweet": "@wolfblee shut up lol"} +{"tweet": "#CallACutieOut @karliemorrison"} +{"tweet": "When is there going to be a double eviction??? #BB15"} +{"tweet": "Kirk Cousins can we just get married now, orrrr?"} +{"tweet": "@morgannn822 I'm being like..serious here"} +{"tweet": "@m_popee come with him sometime this summer"} +{"tweet": "@AdamLHead @Trey_Siegel he's so hungover haha poor guy"} +{"tweet": "Im being stalked."} +{"tweet": "Like the ocean pulls the tide in to hold it close, Your the reason I believe in something I don't know, You make it so easy to fall so hard."} +{"tweet": "@AshMaciolek see you bright and early #florida #1day"} +{"tweet": "I saw you yesterday :) @AmWestt"} +{"tweet": "@JakeyRozz this is war"} +{"tweet": "@Kaleb_Kille no. im not your average teenage girl."} +{"tweet": "After joining the Rush, I'll never be able to go to a gym without a sauna again. #HotLove"} +{"tweet": "@kyleekola apologies on behalf of all of us lol... You should be used to it by now"} +{"tweet": "Lol I'm sorry, but maybe we shouldn't throw it to Boykin today?"} +{"tweet": "I wish the tv in Bris room worked |:"} +{"tweet": "Holy crap I'm tired"} +{"tweet": "@Mattyk182 that pic should of stood as called on the field. Bad reversal. That wasn't indisputable evidence."} +{"tweet": "There are moments when I hate Corporate America."} +{"tweet": "Are you subtweeting me when you say things"} +{"tweet": "@Shane_Kaskaid why?!?"} +{"tweet": "And Sweet Home Alabama is on. Perfect."} +{"tweet": "@LilLyzie14 there's a place close to here called USA ice land!!!"} +{"tweet": "Tony Sanchez is on top of the world today"} +{"tweet": "@imbridgetnorman no just a couple big ones"} +{"tweet": "@03Bk03 bring me some my man. My cheeks are the size of baseballs"} +{"tweet": "I think it's funny no one wants to be your friend til they need something #beingused #wholelife"} +{"tweet": "@WingsOfIkarus yeah. I don't do that shit. Lol. I'm a hermit."} +{"tweet": "Bitch, when \\ud83d\\udc37\\ud83d\\udc16\\u2708"} +{"tweet": "I have this crush on Christopher Walken and I can't put my finger on it. He's just so sexy."} +{"tweet": "Good morning !!"} +{"tweet": "@iarekevbot #FunnyYouSayThat. I just put two of his songs on a car cd haha."} +{"tweet": "@erinhufft literally the greatest thing I've ever seen \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4c #moviescene"} +{"tweet": "My nights headphones on and vibe to music #couldntlivewithoutit"} +{"tweet": "Literally struggling to find the energy to put on pants"} +{"tweet": "@louisbauerpower @Jakebergey23 there's a good chance that he's no longer with us"} +{"tweet": "I hate being sick!!!!! Yuck!!!!!"} +{"tweet": "Done"} +{"tweet": "@chengelis The one and only!"} +{"tweet": "I care too much sometimes"} +{"tweet": "So Prom is coming up..."} +{"tweet": "That awkward moment when ..."} +{"tweet": "@SusanSusancar45 @marinastut @pinknvd @mdemoni41 @smilelikepink @jenniferpludows @PinkFanCroatia @ChiefAimster @PinkFan134 oh no :( \\u2764\\ufe0f\\u2764\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "I get so mad at myself when I tweet something with a spelling error. Then I delete the tweet and pretend it didn't happen."} +{"tweet": "Fuck you."} +{"tweet": "@KaylaMorse4 a white kidnapper looking van is going around telling ppl about windows and stuff but its fake and they got away with 2 girls."} +{"tweet": "@HawkeyeInsider how is that decided?"} +{"tweet": "Cupid has me in a choke hold."} +{"tweet": "Just take it from Bob Marley and don't worry about a thing \\u261d\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2728"} +{"tweet": "@Zbrehmer3 you know 300 is so similar to 2."} +{"tweet": "JUST WON LUKE BRYAN TICKETS THANKS TO @925XTU !!!!!!!!! me and @johnny3495 woooo #foreverhappy"} +{"tweet": "@tyker3rollin @ltgreenpetree ask someone!"} +{"tweet": "@krisvire and I'm still leaving plays out. Stopping now. #sorryplaywrights"} +{"tweet": "I'm seriously pissed ."} +{"tweet": "@jakemillermusic your muscle is bigger than my head. Can I be in your arms \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@a_volppp ooh kinky \\ud83d\\ude0f but I don't think you would love fryer grease on your finger"} +{"tweet": "@WachelLynn I know, I am peeing my pants of excitement"} +{"tweet": "@PrincessAliciia heck yes!!!"} +{"tweet": "@kasiamurphy @stivey2015 school ruins EVERYTHING\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "Listening to old school shania twain while laying in bed? Yep. I'm doing that."} +{"tweet": "@LatinGlitter So, both? Haha, congrats & I hope you feel better soon! Always here! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Are you awake out there @dreebby2"} +{"tweet": "@Kassii1995 oh good!!! :)"} +{"tweet": "My mom ruins a lot."} +{"tweet": "made me cry. Just a little."} +{"tweet": "When you reach your breaking point...there is no turning around"} +{"tweet": "2nd day in a row I'm babysitting from 9 to 630 for free. I'm an idiot"} +{"tweet": "I need to stop listening to music, charge my phone & take a shower."} +{"tweet": "@mmbruce did Dan tell you that we are going to the bruins flyers game?"} +{"tweet": "@auditorydemise its so goooooood"} +{"tweet": "@LoGoeOnYoHoDoe @gonzo330 beautiful egg"} +{"tweet": "These scrapes on my knees seriously need to go...holy shit."} +{"tweet": "Migrane, and i have to work 7.5...time for #RedBull"} +{"tweet": "I don\\u2019t care who you want to win, these refs are terrible!"} +{"tweet": "@MeganShattles Your so gay"} +{"tweet": "@annaotherround ha we met them off the street"} +{"tweet": "hy tiara harin"} +{"tweet": "@morganzorzaa I miss seeing your face."} +{"tweet": "@laurenndewey throw it"} +{"tweet": "Oh, Miley. Crying for all the younger girls who will watch your new music video. \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@MD_TheBigL yeah. It is"} +{"tweet": "No one really knows what it is."} +{"tweet": "Yeah I love it haha"} +{"tweet": "Does anyone know where you can get a hookah pen in Sioux Falls? #needed"} +{"tweet": "Massabesic Vs Sanford aka Inbreds Vs Crack babies"} +{"tweet": "@stubbyhusker I beat my students with oak tree branches to motivate them."} +{"tweet": "Four hours seems like four years, sometimes."} +{"tweet": "@ParisJackson my mom saw the same thing and to this day doesn't know who it was"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I could be the best boyfriend..."} +{"tweet": "That was honestly tho the best hug I've ever gotten. I'm getting butterflies just thinking about it\\ud83d\\ude0d Merry Christmas to me\\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83d\\ude48 #WhatACutie\\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "It's too obvious"} +{"tweet": "Thank god Billy Cundiff is gone"} +{"tweet": "@kisforkendyl hopefully getting them soon"} +{"tweet": "BEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR #VSFASHIONSHOW"} +{"tweet": "@justinbieber 7 MINTES JUSTIN REALLY I Am stAYINF UP I HAVE ACHOOL IN THE MORNING"} +{"tweet": "The best person in the world was here :))"} +{"tweet": "Who has the new madden and wants to bring it over my house to play and then forget it when you leave?"} +{"tweet": "No need for sad songs hahaha."} +{"tweet": "Now that xmas and new years is over, there is nothing good to look forward to other than summer. Sooo sick of winter already"} +{"tweet": "@wizlilliamson lmfao I know. I think I laughed so hard because of the fact that it was true."} +{"tweet": "Anyone ever noticed that Ke$ha's missing a tooth? If you're rich and famous, why can't you buy a damn fake tooth??!? #distracted"} +{"tweet": "@ERisMAN22 do you know what this means??????? Walt is back...."} +{"tweet": "Gonna be single on Christmas for the 19th year in a row...#KeepingTheStreakAlive"} +{"tweet": "This weekend will be pretty awesome #excited #fun"} +{"tweet": "@ir0nwolf Yeah... pretty disturbing to find 4 miles in. Pretty sure it's a muskrat though. Or badger."} +{"tweet": "If I could pick a perfect day today would be it #beautiful \\u2600"} +{"tweet": "This weekend's gonna be amazing because I get to see @jonahdrake :)"} +{"tweet": "Now this is just getting funny"} +{"tweet": "Felt like 5th grade lunch again the cool kids wouldn't talk to anybody else"} +{"tweet": "Just had a good run with @oke_5 #siblingbonding #healthyliving"} +{"tweet": "Always locking myself out of my own house #retard"} +{"tweet": "@MikePereira The Jets were clearly acting on that personal foul. Come on"} +{"tweet": "I just want my voice back \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "@jazayerli not sure what you're getting at.Has there ever been a team with this much hitting/pitching imbalance?\\nOh yes! The 2000 Royals!"} +{"tweet": "without a past self, are you still yourself?"} +{"tweet": "My grandfather bitches about the way other people drive when today not once has he stopped at a stop sign! #please"} +{"tweet": "@Blakew1111 It was kind bad.. Haha & I got in trouble for it.. \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "i hate depending on my dad driving . like no. if you let me drive it wouldn't take eleven hours, it would take five . DRIVE FASTER."} +{"tweet": "Reactions are never disappointing"} +{"tweet": "@zach_boucher @Corbploeger we have the best sand volleyball team! #multiplescoregasms"} +{"tweet": "#VoiceSave #voicAustin"} +{"tweet": "@breanne824 hehehe you know I love being cute and slutty. #jk #kindof"} +{"tweet": "@kirchner1868 my IQ went down reading this."} +{"tweet": "I shared power with 23 million people and we never lost power. You'd better fix it in less than 3 hours, Michigan government!"} +{"tweet": "@Bflare005 Brian go to bed hahah"} +{"tweet": "Sooo weird seeing OCC on ESPN. #iworkthere"} +{"tweet": "The awkwardest thing that's ever happened to me is probably when I had to be the big spoon with my ex when we were together. #Hahhahaa"} +{"tweet": "The Steelers trash bruh"} +{"tweet": "Going into the wine in spirits store for the first time after you turn 21 is like a little kid in a candy shop...just so much to look at"} +{"tweet": "Your love is kinda sweet, sweet enough to eat"} +{"tweet": "@KateMcKinney_ great! Atleast we get to work together for a whole hour!"} +{"tweet": "Just made a pack cover out of a contractors garbage bag. #outdoorsmenwin"} +{"tweet": "Up at 830 on a Saturday. Actually feels good \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@UnusuaIFacts: Approximately 450 people die from falling off their bed every year in the U.S.\\u201d @soto1222"} +{"tweet": "@CMichCrushes can we get two more wristbands?"} +{"tweet": "@ash_mcvicker yummy..."} +{"tweet": "7:30 A.M. EXAMS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED AS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT. That is all."} +{"tweet": "newest employee at space \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@Russostrib he's out for the night"} +{"tweet": "I like @twaaankss #somuch"} +{"tweet": "3 fumbles on 3 different drives really!?! #ballsecurity"} +{"tweet": "Allergies \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@donnascalise Good morning Miss Donna and Mr.Pete!! :)"} +{"tweet": "That moment when @CMichCrushes doesn't post your shit #notcool"} +{"tweet": "@FingMouFannin text me. \\ud83d\\udc69"} +{"tweet": "It's gettin old && a little ridiculous. \\ud83d\\udc81\\u270c\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "it's pretty fucking sad the only way I could possibly get money is if I had a job other then that I don't get money from anyone whatsoever"} +{"tweet": "ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\\nCurrent Temperature 40.8 F,\\nHumidity 50% ,\\nWind 8.6 MPH\\nDirection 45\\n#weather"} +{"tweet": "My $25 gift card is rotting away in my purse"} +{"tweet": "I absolutely cannot wait for June 16, 2015. \\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "@gina_marie22 he probably be the Shawn Bradley of the movie"} +{"tweet": "Can't explane what ur doing me yaaa"} +{"tweet": "Ewh can you just go away"} +{"tweet": "@morganj31 ehhhhh. Agree to disagree."} +{"tweet": "I swear whenever I sleep with my window open there's always this extremely loud and annoying bird and wakes me up at 5:30."} +{"tweet": "I miss mommy daughter days"} +{"tweet": "Ice water is the best through a straw #picky"} +{"tweet": "@NicoleBeard6 harsh...."} +{"tweet": "I'm calling your name oh lord. I just wanna be in your arms I don't care if you don't speak. It's cool with me. I just wanna fall in it arms"} +{"tweet": "I could watch Hotel Transylvania a million times."} +{"tweet": "Moussa has a lot of bad fouls. That was not one of them right there. Terrible call for his second."} +{"tweet": "@Shelby_Kayla just go with it is on \\ud83d\\ude02\\u2764\\ud83d\\ude02\\u2764\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "You know what, I think it's time for me to move down south."} +{"tweet": "@abradyj this one might go on a mantle if I can get it."} +{"tweet": "Regionals at herk this year, oh fuck yeah! \\n\\ud83d\\udc4a\\ud83d\\udc8d\\ud83d\\udc8e"} +{"tweet": "@BENJUM3N hey man, where the hell is will at!!!"} +{"tweet": "Im the LAST one in my family to know something about a family member. I always find out through friends lol wtf"} +{"tweet": "@scottaengle @GabeStrnad he passed his breathalyzer and field sobriety test. This will end up being dismissed."} +{"tweet": "Every single day the same stuff I'm just so tired of everything"} +{"tweet": "Why dunkins doesn't deliver is beyond me. #lazy"} +{"tweet": "Which lucky girl wants to come stay in @stillyboy24's bed with me since he's not here?? It's a twin so we can get nice and cozy :)"} +{"tweet": "Oh God! Wow..."} +{"tweet": "@CatZingano I truly feel that you, McMann, and Holmes are the current best, and future of women's #MMA. (Auto correct fail)"} +{"tweet": "I wish I was outside... #volleyballtournament"} +{"tweet": "Bout to her this workout in with lee"} +{"tweet": "@MsJacoBurke WHAT"} +{"tweet": "Arrived at Lowell Assembly of God; taking the Christmas Story and Carols to an Assisted Living Center later this morning. Merry Christmas."} +{"tweet": "The shit you hear about me may be true but then again it could be as fake as the bitch that told you."} +{"tweet": "@_caseeeeey hey it's my first one"} +{"tweet": "@DOOM2dotEXE I already had no respect for you"} +{"tweet": "@Gonzalez_Colton @CommonWhiteeBoy wowww lol. thats prob how it happened though."} +{"tweet": "Cleaning like an champ until I pass out"} +{"tweet": "I'm about to go to school with a fucked up nose ring seriously fml"} +{"tweet": "Lost at #NWA-SEW because our enforcer can't do his damn job right!"} +{"tweet": "@Jmoney4202 aw thankss!:)"} +{"tweet": "@ohlovelybecky Kiss my black ass, how about that?"} +{"tweet": "@PamelaSeley @S1776frdm @emaleroland @SSASMCGUIRE @PatDollard if Pat Dollard is sick I want to be sick like him! You are a moron!"} +{"tweet": "@DJZimmie we did!? Any chances on getting a new one!?!"} +{"tweet": "Get em girl"} +{"tweet": "@Vwalt48 Pinterest \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "@AdrianPeterson Ravens just suck overall. Don't worry you're still the best in the league"} +{"tweet": "But that pic though. Still in awe"} +{"tweet": "#HowIMetMyBestfriend Ashland City Cowboys football @DaltonLane6"} +{"tweet": "@czkiab @Browns we need a all around power back like him"} +{"tweet": "Hipsters eating trash... #ew #anotherreasontohatehipsters"} +{"tweet": "@pafarmgirlinct yup no hills. We do have the beach though! Only place to sled is down the overpass embankments."} +{"tweet": "@BronzeRaver \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "God I love tonighr"} +{"tweet": "I just can't get excited about salad."} +{"tweet": "I wanna go Christmas caroling on Halloween"} +{"tweet": "It's so unnatural"} +{"tweet": "@rachelblosser 6"} +{"tweet": "@ChaiseZozaya @MonetChloe @Rileydet16 @brandoncrozby damn straight I'm straight"} +{"tweet": "@nicoletti_ann are you serious"} +{"tweet": "@IronPigs will do"} +{"tweet": "Just saw #captainphillips with @esujonathan. Such an intense movie! Tom Hanks was fantastic."} +{"tweet": "My straightener wasn't on the whole time I thought I had it heating up. \\ud83d\\ude12 No hair down for me!"} +{"tweet": "@mollyannexoxo I think we should be friends"} +{"tweet": "First Pirate playoff game since I was 4 months old. Here we go."} +{"tweet": "When you feel my heat, look into my eyes. It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide"} +{"tweet": "Watching these old people watch the price is right at Firestone is cracking me up! \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Mys well take a run, nothing better to do."} +{"tweet": "Glad I have my laptop now \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "The amount of homework I have to get done tonight is already giving me anxiety and I'm not even home yet \\n-________- #wah"} +{"tweet": "@Jbrundage_94 I've seen like one is wagon IRL haha. I don't think I could leave my jdm lifestyle, except for a fiat haha"} +{"tweet": "Everytime I see you on my newsfeed I get this pressure on my chest like I need to puke.. #goaway"} +{"tweet": "Jimmy johns is legit crack"} +{"tweet": "Driving to work while car dancing to JT's Sexyback. Happy Monday!"} +{"tweet": "@Lil_Sammmii sounds 100% perfect"} +{"tweet": "@hayleebug21 okay, just don't talk to him"} +{"tweet": "All I blow is loud #NoReggie"} +{"tweet": "@seanaraye23 you know I just discovered"} +{"tweet": "Mom telling me there was a time when there wasn't a picture on ID's...what a grand time."} +{"tweet": "I'm blessed with a solid group of friends."} +{"tweet": "Tonight is going too be awful.. I can already tell."} +{"tweet": "Because of you I never stray to far from the sidewalkkkkkkkk"} +{"tweet": "I like being polite,I like making people's days better,but when you trash talk @botdfmusic for no reason,I'll make your life a living hell.\\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "Camping last night >>>"} +{"tweet": "@kanisha_cleage Yeah buddy :)"} +{"tweet": "A late night Facebook message from a random stranger? Yeah that has horrible idea all over it."} +{"tweet": "Life is so difficult man !"} +{"tweet": "Live for nights like this"} +{"tweet": "@brewer_landon haha. That's probably why you like me too. \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "@_mulk_ bye"} +{"tweet": "@EmilyHelgesonnn mine does too :(("} +{"tweet": "@lizziefontaine5 oh the memories. \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@jassan1522 how did it go"} +{"tweet": "@joshvoydik ha right on! I'm currently playing pool and drinking some brews."} +{"tweet": "@heyhidanielle I think you're exaggerating a bit"} +{"tweet": "Makeup and diamonds are girl's best friends."} +{"tweet": "i should seriously consider cleaning my room... #somessy"} +{"tweet": "Ray Lewis literally kills his competition"} +{"tweet": "I really dread the next few months. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Yeah man I would jump across this table and punch you in the face if you didn't like that shitty band better than this shitty band"} +{"tweet": "@Chris_Asman21 just stop...."} +{"tweet": "@Tinkerbell_510 Merry Christmas!!!"} +{"tweet": "I'm going to blow away walking into work #fuckthis"} +{"tweet": "@Mike_Vorkunov would be hard to travel for recruiting without being able to drive....."} +{"tweet": "I seriously think that my front tooth is loose from hitting it on King's hard ass head. \\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "I hate when people purposely do things to piss you off... Like HELLLLOOO?!"} +{"tweet": "Saturday morning off and I'm up at 5am! :( kinda want to cry."} +{"tweet": "#drained"} +{"tweet": "I love @gracemoran1423"} +{"tweet": "@kassssiee ummm I dunnno. That will have to be arrangedd"} +{"tweet": "Gotta keep your options open \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Last day working at Nike \\ud83d\\ude05"} +{"tweet": "@15TRoss @JonBo74 fuck you guys"} +{"tweet": "@trampedampydoo hey same to you man, you drink beer sometimes #swaggy"} +{"tweet": "John Tucker Must Die remind me of how guys really are. #douchebags"} +{"tweet": "KG is fearless"} +{"tweet": "#Rockets win in OKC makes me one happy girl! Pour it up pour it up (jk I wish) wooo good job boyZ @HoustonRockets \\ud83d\\udc4f now let's get the next 2"} +{"tweet": "@DJD_23 die."} +{"tweet": "I should be getting a text from @Drecob06 soon.... #HappensEveryTimeIn3rdHour"} +{"tweet": "@Grishman27 yes sir check out my last tweet. We have to many young arms with potential but he will be missed #NextDaveDuncan"} +{"tweet": "I am in the WORST mood right now."} +{"tweet": "@alliebishop__ it's soooo good"} +{"tweet": "I now hate Candy Crush again! #GETMEOFFLEVEL86"} +{"tweet": "my car needs a blanket outside or something it's freezing"} +{"tweet": "@Cofe6370 @JAMESTHEGREAT30 @BillCunninghamS @Jungle_TLC_21 @Imdatchick1985 She'll be up at the crack of dawn tomorrow!"} +{"tweet": "I wouldn't blame you if you tried to change me, lord knows I'm hard to hold."} +{"tweet": "Lazy Saturday evening after taking the ACT\\ud83d\\udc4d #muchneeded"} +{"tweet": "Studied more these last 3 days then I have in my whole life..#highschoolproblems"} +{"tweet": "@Mike_Wessler @ReadPetesMind um he used my phone with my help"} +{"tweet": "Listen here bitch, just because maybe one or two maybe 6 guys did you wrong it means your doing something wrong.\\r#JustStop"} +{"tweet": "@kaylee_vadini my apologies. Didn't mean to stir up any drama."} +{"tweet": "Wanna give a late happy bday wish to my main homegirl @JoeyBrostowitz !!!"} +{"tweet": "@jnstutsman I finally made my trip 2 @UNOH_edu Thursday 4 my campus visit."} +{"tweet": "@frank_lib95 you better come to school! You can't leave my alone in gov!!"} +{"tweet": "@tuna_nomsx3 I'm pretty sure ill be at warped!!!"} +{"tweet": "I got all dressed up for nothin"} +{"tweet": "Life is full of decisions"} +{"tweet": "I don't like Facetiming that much"} +{"tweet": "@slurkk good question man .... Hmmmm"} +{"tweet": "Why do I always get asked to hang on days I happen to work on :(((( #suuuucks \\ud83d\\ude2b"} +{"tweet": "@AllTimeAshley10 I always am :)"} +{"tweet": "You have no idea how angry I am right now. Not upset. But angry. I could kill someone right now. #pissedoff"} +{"tweet": "So tired but I can't go to sleep!"} +{"tweet": "Wow today really sucks."} +{"tweet": "Boondocks On Netflix>>>>"} +{"tweet": "Sleep in t-minus 2 minutes"} +{"tweet": "@kaylameowbales hahah that'd be fantastic"} +{"tweet": "#miamiheat #worldchampions"} +{"tweet": "Texting me while your drunk? #YourCool"} +{"tweet": "This little girl in middle school is bragging about smoking weed on the bus. I hope you know you aren't cool. At all. #dumbass"} +{"tweet": "@MikeTernullo either way, it'll be a rematch of the 2004 WS or 2006 WS."} +{"tweet": "@beckyrbnsn haha. I need help of thinking of 6 questions I can ask a team that goes with a game I made up."} +{"tweet": "@tessnoelle13 I want you to flashback to yesterday morning at 6:30 AM when 'See You Again' came on during our spring series at spin class"} +{"tweet": "If you thinking I'm soft then I'll knock ya thinking cap off."} +{"tweet": "Warped Tour this year sounds like a go. \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "why the hell are we wide awake like this ? @breannaok"} +{"tweet": "@Seabass_97 I studied the old stuff so much that I forgot how to do the new stuff."} +{"tweet": "Due date is the funniest movie"} +{"tweet": "I think that I'm just not going to have a phone . it sucks not knowing anything but it's a peaceful state of mind ."} +{"tweet": "There's so many reasons to love Lifeguarding: not wearing clothes, yelling at children, free tan, fun bathing suits, being around water 24/7"} +{"tweet": "I don't really care"} +{"tweet": "Wow, I really just need to cry right now. This shit sucks."} +{"tweet": "ANDDDDD, NOW IT IS OVER..."} +{"tweet": "I wish I could stay in your arms forever"} +{"tweet": "@maggie112393 me joe Kristin and our friend Lindsey"} +{"tweet": "Tina said she love yu too boo"} +{"tweet": "I need a vacation soon!"} +{"tweet": "Yanks lookin good. Gonna me Cano"} +{"tweet": "@pkp_brownbear fail"} +{"tweet": "It's morning, I have killer cramps, and I'm at work. Life is good right?! Ugh."} +{"tweet": "Did this kid really wear daffy duck PJs? #yup"} +{"tweet": "@ayyy_ms You're wearing a toga. No if ands or buts! It's a must! Come over Saturday morning and make yours with me :)"} +{"tweet": "@BoOtYsLaPz haha:P"} +{"tweet": "@MitchMonet @hurr1canejeff me too. I just hate how these claims are being made with no actual proof."} +{"tweet": "@oliviajensine_ good haha \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "My job makes me miserable."} +{"tweet": "when a guys says to you \\every guy should want you\\\" yeah, good joke \\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4b\""} +{"tweet": "No? Alright whatever then."} +{"tweet": "@RyMcFlyy I can't be taking that as a compliment right now dude haha. I have stuff to get straight"} +{"tweet": "@breechristensen @biaa2727 ;)"} +{"tweet": "@KyliePylant well that makes more since \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "\\Concussion missiles, ion cannons, even targeted energy deflectors. We have quad laser emplacements all around the circu\""} +{"tweet": "The fact I have two classes left of generals and I've chosen karate and rockclimbing for next semester \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Wednesday night bowling = next best thing to softball season @krista_e24 #weneedpractice"} +{"tweet": "I'm starving and there's a 45 minute wait at Lucky's. -_-"} +{"tweet": "Wow I really wanted to come over just to fucking sit around"} +{"tweet": "i am all kinds of pissed off right now"} +{"tweet": "No I do not want to win a free trip."} +{"tweet": "Maybe it's for the best, feels like its for the worst.."} +{"tweet": "Why did you have to turn your phone off"} +{"tweet": "@BiNate94 thanks!"} +{"tweet": "Was gunna go out tonight, then realized I have no friends"} +{"tweet": "@_amberwhitehill you got ramen noodle morning breath \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@jn_villegas no, it really is I just wanted to play with you! I'm bored and my computer is frozen!"} +{"tweet": "Only spot I could park in in mast lot had a mountain of snow on either side. Nice plow job #waytogounh"} +{"tweet": "@On_A_RamPAIGE it was pretty badass!"} +{"tweet": "So someone got their toes stepped on a few minutes ago and twitter the best place for them to rant... #smh #pathetic"} +{"tweet": "It could be worse... it could be the prom scene from Carrie."} +{"tweet": "Tonight's goin to be great."} +{"tweet": "So happy Jared's teAm won there last game nice season boys"} +{"tweet": "Iron man 3 was pretty good! \\ud83d\\udcaa"} +{"tweet": "I hope Johnny Manziel learns his lesson from that half game suspension, that'll teach him..."} +{"tweet": "Seriously considering adopting a dog. Only problem: I work in an office 4days/week. How unfair is that to a dog?"} +{"tweet": "I come home to find Chris watching a synchronized diving show... #what"} +{"tweet": "i will now call pretty girls \\aunt becky\\\" because damn was aunt becky fine\""} +{"tweet": "\\ud83c\\udf77\\ud83c\\udf77\\ud83c\\udf77"} +{"tweet": "@NMayfield14 you're good"} +{"tweet": "drenched from practice"} +{"tweet": "Almost three hours at the gym."} +{"tweet": "@asrivkin Well, with the papal conclave coming up, it's a great time to work on that genre."} +{"tweet": "Glad my family is in the jewelry making business, so when it's time for me to get engaged my fianc\\u00e9 will have some extra help. \\ud83d\\udc8d"} +{"tweet": "Kapernick is getting real annoying really fast."} +{"tweet": "Are my family and I seriously arguing over who ate my moms blueberries? Confession; it was me."} +{"tweet": "@eric_RA24 @ABoyadzhiev after rough sex"} +{"tweet": "can't wait to go home and sleep:("} +{"tweet": "Wind 6.0 mph N. Barometer 30.14 in, Steady. Temperature 17.1 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 67%"} +{"tweet": "Emily's still sleeping"} +{"tweet": "@datdrumcorpskid well I'm sorry I have an addiction to twitter... I need to go to rehab for it #df"} +{"tweet": "@heatherhollaa well this is awkward."} +{"tweet": "Gettin out of wok early on a Friday >>>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "Every time I see a person with dreads I get really scared and can't look at them....."} +{"tweet": "@viahailey @askmyselfwhy I've never heard of it...\\nI'll just go see Terror instead."} +{"tweet": "Oh wow"} +{"tweet": "Match them Grape 5's"} +{"tweet": "@AubyBlalock lol! We'll I'm on my way home now.. Feel free to come over and get snowed in tonight \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Happy Easter"} +{"tweet": "I am so bored"} +{"tweet": "Someone should do me a big fav"} +{"tweet": "I wanna welcome @ohhh_bROTHer and @atroisi4 to the ACL club.. I'll welcome you to the comeback kids club in a few months! \\ud83d\\udcaaKeep working!"} +{"tweet": "I'm in so much pain"} +{"tweet": "I feel upset for no reason? \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "S/O to all you ciyal suuqs keeping it halal smoking by abubakar masjid lol"} +{"tweet": "Can't decide which show to watch at 8 o'clock"} +{"tweet": "@rachelftsk22 you're welcome girl :)"} +{"tweet": "@PaperBoy_2 Lol ohhh. Better hope he doesn't see this!"} +{"tweet": "Richard Pryor has some great movies to add to your collection as well"} +{"tweet": "@brianbonds I don't like how mean your hair is to me :( lol @brianbondshair"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad @jessiichadd doesn't care about the ISU parade because I still haven't went to sleep. #nosleep#sick"} +{"tweet": "@UncleTrev34 @legit_stames I saw you"} +{"tweet": "@dnennison14 we're good now \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "#TweetAboutYourselfAndBeHonest i'm a badass"} +{"tweet": "Cool. Just don't expect me to talk to you tomorrow."} +{"tweet": "Maybe this year we'll finally go our separate ways"} +{"tweet": "I had a dream thay I got saturday school... that would ruin my amazing saturday...."} +{"tweet": "GO MICHIGAN STATE!"} +{"tweet": "@marquitorossi jajajjjjajajaaj nose toy anclao escuchando musica ! El cansancio me hace poner cualquier cosaa jajajaa"} +{"tweet": "This life proof case is awesome. Now I can use my phone in the shower \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "& the world is full of beautiful things; just like you ."} +{"tweet": "When you run out of chocolate milk<"} +{"tweet": "Today though <>><<<><<><<><<><"} +{"tweet": "@KU35_2 your welcome!! \\ud83d\\ude0b"} +{"tweet": "@invisanig I don't believe I have ever experienced that hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "@haveamaddieday there's a picture on gimp that I have to use to know where to shade so"} +{"tweet": "@CockyAmendola hey boy"} +{"tweet": "Shooting star"} +{"tweet": "My mom keeps saying \\there's lots of fish in the sea\\\" but UGH THE ONLY SCALES I'LL BE KISSING ARE THE ONES THAT SAY I LOST 10 LBS GOD MOM.\""} +{"tweet": "And sometimes you can't help but get excited about how white your whites are. #laundrytweet"} +{"tweet": "Look at it personally, @Minimo1zero, the fans love you."} +{"tweet": "Force-hurling Tahiri into the two confused guards standing at his back."} +{"tweet": "drove by and saw @haleemarion working it up \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "...But missed my man @mattquinlan98"} +{"tweet": "Game stop is so gay"} +{"tweet": "#\\u0e1b\\u0e1b -//////////////////- \\u0e40\\u0e01\\u0e48\\u0e07\\u0e40\\u0e01\\u0e34\\u0e4a\\u0e19 \\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Lake water grosses me out"} +{"tweet": "WHO REALLY GIVES A FUCK HOW YOU ARE WHEN YOUR IN A RELATIONSHIP I DON'T CARE \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "I have to wait forever to see collin....soo annoying"} +{"tweet": "Jeezy Pete \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Dude, obviously alot of people have problems with me that don't want to say anything to my face?\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I don't have school tomorrow but it's almost 11 & I'm ready for bed. #seniorcitizenstatus"} +{"tweet": "Jacey is beautiful"} +{"tweet": "If you think of me as a friend please bring me something to eat"} +{"tweet": "I hate Texting first allllll the time. If they want to talk they'll text you as much you text them."} +{"tweet": "Can seniors on senior release leave early today?"} +{"tweet": "Drive safe. The cars insured, you're not. #thingsmydadsays"} +{"tweet": "Wow I was just thinking how its been over 5 years since Herbie and I's first date.. June 22nd 2008 \\ud83d\\ude35 #woahhh"} +{"tweet": "@Jonahthegreat are you on any drugs"} +{"tweet": "Coffee...stat! \\u2615"} +{"tweet": "@kelly_naomi_ I left my charger in Utah tell dad i need a new one or i can go back this weekend for conference! tell hi to email me or some"} +{"tweet": "@barbjg12 your so freaking cute!!"} +{"tweet": "Remember the little red button? Push the little red button #MIB #getoutofmyway"} +{"tweet": "I really hate when people assume everything"} +{"tweet": "I wish I'd skipped the makers"} +{"tweet": "@_ShitNobodySays time warner cable offers the best of everything"} +{"tweet": "I would love to know wtf my mom does in CVS for 19 hours like the stores not that big"} +{"tweet": "I can't get over this beautiful weather we have Been having. \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Why are normal/everyday sounds 1000x more scary/creepy when you're alone and it's night. Even a door closing scares the shit outta me"} +{"tweet": "How is exam week going to function now?"} +{"tweet": "Give her butterflies when she won't admit it."} +{"tweet": "Found 'The League' on Netflix. This is not good. Re-watching it from season one \\ud83d\\udc4c #TheLeague #BestShow"} +{"tweet": "You go Jason!"} +{"tweet": "There's a 30% chance....that it's already raining. #yourewelcome"} +{"tweet": "@BDemaggio \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Lebron is not human"} +{"tweet": "So no one told you life was gonna be this way \\n\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\ud83d\\udc4f\\n#Friends"} +{"tweet": "@alyskaa I do love me some Klaroline!"} +{"tweet": "@smdniggaaa nice"} +{"tweet": "I wish I didn't have to work today , that would mean I would have a day off from school and work."} +{"tweet": "@OG_DieselGod third! I texted you!"} +{"tweet": "@guitargirl1222 @Faintly_Macabre It could be a new spin on Aerosmith - 'Grannie's got a Gun'"} +{"tweet": "This kid better buy my car..."} +{"tweet": "Walking outside for the first time today.... And realized how green everyone is :/"} +{"tweet": "@BigMoneyAzich Would you date me? WELL. HMMM. THIS IS ANONYMOUS SO THAT QUESTION WAS POINTLESS"} +{"tweet": "@elizabethxeck lmao! this is exactly why i can't trust you! ;)"} +{"tweet": "@drowsygod_ well you're sabotaging it right now! Lmfao."} +{"tweet": "Taylor says \\Eric you have a girl who's willing to be your DD, with DD's.\\\" Haha made my whole night.\""} +{"tweet": "Lost the remote #whatsnew"} +{"tweet": "I've never wanted to be home more then I do right now"} +{"tweet": "@Racha__el i miss you too \\ud83d\\ude2d i screwed up and never got ahold of you like i planned \\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "Mollie just told me she hopes I get breast cancer and die. Cool cool."} +{"tweet": "@KatjaKassin_ I think u will do just fine with or without the whole hair thing."} +{"tweet": "Hey. If you have ever cut yourself and you aren't afraid to talk about it will you DM me?"} +{"tweet": "I wish I was duck hunting right now"} +{"tweet": "So anyone else wanna come spend a night next to a fire with me?"} +{"tweet": "Chicago with my babe in 4 days :)"} +{"tweet": "Colts are incredibly well coached. #SNF #DENvsIND"} +{"tweet": "If @mikglatt isn't the hottest centahna then I don't know who is \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "Congrats to @official_tWitch and @Allisonholker on getting married \\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\udc70\\ud83c\\udfa9\\ud83d\\udc8d\\ud83c\\udf82 #bosswedding2013 #DanceTheNightAway \\ud83d\\udc9a"} +{"tweet": "Text, tweet, snap, nap, and drive! #eventfuldrive"} +{"tweet": "Everyday I wake up I feel I have school the next day"} +{"tweet": "Why in HELL am I watching Toddlers & Tiaras? #likeatrainwreck"} +{"tweet": "@LandonValentine @evilherbivore17 @michellemalkin go do something constructive instead of attempting to belittle&disrespect strangers"} +{"tweet": "@KaciSlaven @damon_richie exactly!!!! It would be no fun at all\\ud83d\\ude18\\ud83d\\ude49\\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "Seeing @L_Laby @JacStipo @K_Nest11 and @brittbono29 was def the highlight of my night last night #rwu #loveitttt \\ud83d\\udc81\\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83d\\udc97"} +{"tweet": "She is on it tonight #Idol"} +{"tweet": "Just saw this girl wearing camo pants camo jacket and combat boots... Holy basic \\ud83d\\ude11\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "@kattquinn VERY haha"} +{"tweet": "When you have someone play a role in you movie trailer and you cant remember their name<<<< #sosorry #screwed @kt_chicky"} +{"tweet": "WE DONT CARE"} +{"tweet": "i know for damn sure that i'm going to warped your next summer, no excuses anymore"} +{"tweet": "Drop everything and hang out with me \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83d\\ude1c\\ud83d\\ude06"} +{"tweet": "@jeremyANDROGYNY when'd you get a citation?"} +{"tweet": "I need more friends that are willing to give me back rubs"} +{"tweet": "I'll show you the devil if that's what you really want"} +{"tweet": "@joeybones666 dodging cocks is one of the workout videos. I got lots of tips of you have trouble."} +{"tweet": "Very, very chippy...should make the game at the Stroh fun."} +{"tweet": "@ihoIdthekey \\ud83d\\udc95"} +{"tweet": "Halfway to 1000 @DominicPascale"} +{"tweet": "@SarahProkop arent i just the bestest??!?!?!??"} +{"tweet": "If I can get through this year without a mental breakdown it will be a miracle."} +{"tweet": "If I has to describe my legs I'd say they are tator tots lil nubby tator tots"} +{"tweet": "@AdeleAngela0142 @kaitlyn_kromer @kkelemen11 so proud of youuuuu"} +{"tweet": "I wanna do something today it's no nice"} +{"tweet": "@King_Jordyy sounds good!"} +{"tweet": "Why am I not asleep ?\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "@C_McClure_ I literally sent it to like 15 people...i guess people just don't appreciate my comedic gift."} +{"tweet": "@Saarahh07 I will haul my new horse to you ."} +{"tweet": "Are there any cute 4-6 graders?"} +{"tweet": "@thedreammonster I ate my twin in the womb"} +{"tweet": "$12 pair of jeans #score"} +{"tweet": "@J_Squared4 Ha alright JJ!"} +{"tweet": "@Sabrina_Sanborn I feel like a slice of butter, melting on a big ole pile of flap jacks"} +{"tweet": "@lilasc Get on the stationary bike tomorrow for 20-30 minutes. Trust me."} +{"tweet": "Very disappointed in the \\Nothing Was The Same\\\" album cover\""} +{"tweet": "@CarlySaraLewis Just saw @TheKidJDV Nick Steedle and all his roommates on the street WHY AREN'T YOU HERE"} +{"tweet": "Nighty night"} +{"tweet": "Finally convinced my mom to get my belly button pierced! #yayyyyy :):)"} +{"tweet": "I don't know why kids at school think it's cool for them to blare their music on their phones while walking down the hallways.."} +{"tweet": "@Hilarious_Idiot: I look back at some of the stupidest stuff we've done and think, this is why we're bestfriends.. @shelbygrimsley"} +{"tweet": "Innocent soul"} +{"tweet": "@Hazlebeck is rude. He laughed when I fell in my face today. \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "The show Mind Games is so interesting! #mindblowing"} +{"tweet": "Why is life going so fast."} +{"tweet": "Baylee and I are best friends because we both love the Chicago bears and Notre dame more than life. (: @BayleeNicole12"} +{"tweet": "Shoot, we have Mr. Buckles and his cool noises he makes"} +{"tweet": "@ericsoles40 writing sketching smirking passing notes with Wilma."} +{"tweet": "@kimberlylynnspe hey"} +{"tweet": "The fact that my snapchat doesn't send me notifications at the appropriate times so I won't open your snap for atleast 3 hours<<<<"} +{"tweet": "Be mature enough to tag me."} +{"tweet": "@jacobiller nice picture from when i was in 6 grade at barret"} +{"tweet": "@Mr_NASCARfan20 man and its still tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@MissyBabinger24 ok lol ill give him a note and make him check yes or no"} +{"tweet": "Great weekend in New Jersey back at It again next weekend"} +{"tweet": "@Jmadams03 I know. He said he was getting our soldiers out of there this year. Now he isn't. That's not right!!!"} +{"tweet": "I couldn't even stay for the full worship at the Wesley foundation tonight. I hope I can get antibiotics soon \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "My mom is so cute coordinating my outfits for me. If I needed a manager she'd def be it. #mommalove #jerseystrong"} +{"tweet": "I think I need Austin rn :/"} +{"tweet": "I hate my mom."} +{"tweet": "That \\birdman\\\" guy for the heat is one of those players who aren't that good so they try to get attention other ways #HeLooksLikeAPoolSmoker\""} +{"tweet": "I guess I'm sappy #sadhappy"} +{"tweet": "The good kind of Nate"} +{"tweet": "@GhostFace22 got fucking T-boned. #worst"} +{"tweet": "@tiahable I'm goin now if u wanna like bike together lol"} +{"tweet": "@aef48 Thats great."} +{"tweet": "This is a beautiful sight. #SASSYSICARISAFARI"} +{"tweet": "@EvenScott I don't get it... Haha"} +{"tweet": "@ShawnaGilly I hear ya!! Trust me, I'm learning the hard way. Live & learn. Have a fab Memorial Day weekend!!"} +{"tweet": "Very funny Anna"} +{"tweet": "@slick_nick417 no"} +{"tweet": "Harry Peter and the Order of the Penis"} +{"tweet": "I need to get a crew for ski club this year"} +{"tweet": "Glad Johnny Gomes an Cody Ross got em a ring!! An that W couldn't have come against a better team!"} +{"tweet": "@kelley_2 hahahahah"} +{"tweet": "@Rodwoodmann I got it cause I went on the roller Coster!!!"} +{"tweet": "All this reminiscing with the olpher crew makes me miss the good old days"} +{"tweet": "Work is taking my life away \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Just making sandwiches like it's my day job \\ud83d\\udc81"} +{"tweet": "Love is like war; easy to begin but hard to stop."} +{"tweet": "Always knew you were a snake..."} +{"tweet": "I wish people would stop being so negative. Like no. #stayawayfromme"} +{"tweet": "@ragu_13 did your mom make you that"} +{"tweet": "Ah it's fun day up at hutch. Damn do I miss those days \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Colt, singing off \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "@SophieASmith I hope so!"} +{"tweet": "The watch>>"} +{"tweet": "@natethenastyone @ashley_eustis hey! Don't be friends without me!"} +{"tweet": "I'm in the mood for a donut and some Starbucks. Anybody up for Starbucks?"} +{"tweet": "Riff Raff didn't go to high school so he bought one,that's some #ridiculousness"} +{"tweet": "@JeffreyPontious Oh totally! Same here! Lol people suuuuck."} +{"tweet": "@khan_shaab haha ya I know, my senior thesis was about commercial banking vs Islamic."} +{"tweet": "@ToConservatives Do your thing, respect your mentors & colleagues (although I'm not sure spelling it differently is a sign of disrespect)"} +{"tweet": "@PrattErica I'm a new species \\ud83d\\ude01\\u270c"} +{"tweet": "im not letting anyone touch my phone anymore. like its too fucked up & I have to take care of it"} +{"tweet": "I ran 5.185 @CharityMiles for @GirlUp. Thanks @Livgiant for sponsoring me."} +{"tweet": "@AmazingGrace_07 has two weekends of pictures to upload. :)"} +{"tweet": "@kayleyyelainee nope it's pretty fun actually"} +{"tweet": "So many attractive guys I may die."} +{"tweet": "Who tryin to do something today?"} +{"tweet": "@fucckkyler #IfICantGo I will move to Siberia"} +{"tweet": "@monishua there's a story behind the pictures lol"} +{"tweet": "I don't like mornings, or waking up. Or the cold."} +{"tweet": "@Klabenator @blaire_18 @DavidsonAvery :/ you better make it here!!!!"} +{"tweet": "@stephaniejjjane Pearson needs to kiss it"} +{"tweet": "@Kiracofe34 never wins in madden #champ"} +{"tweet": "I'm honestly embarrassed for you."} +{"tweet": "Betrayal is on which means do not disturb"} +{"tweet": "I miss drew \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\ude22\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\udc94"} +{"tweet": "@ReannaMJFF bahah you should shadow me one day!"} +{"tweet": "That moment when you can't breath with out almost peeing your pants... omggggggg"} +{"tweet": "Kiss me tell your drunk , & ill show you"} +{"tweet": "I get to watch a Champion's League group match live for the first time in like two years. This is the best day ever."} +{"tweet": "@AnthonySarullo we tweeted it at like the same time, lower your boner"} +{"tweet": "How great was last night tho."} +{"tweet": "i don't believe in santa.\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "I'm not really mad!? Idc were gonna win the national championship and we are gonna beat Ohio st when we play them again"} +{"tweet": "Hahahaha I actually forgot the winter formal was tonight. Did anyone actually go?"} +{"tweet": "@AVangerud @chompbait63 @mattrufff more excited than a pilgrim on thanksgiving."} +{"tweet": "Is dipping pretzels in peanut butter a thing"} +{"tweet": "TRYING TO BE COOL"} +{"tweet": "just got a moyers sub for work tomorrow. @kmoxo18 @daph_jo #mmm"} +{"tweet": "Getting stuck in bathroom stalls for a terrifying moment >> #panic"} +{"tweet": "Every damn mawnin me have class @ 8"} +{"tweet": "Nicki Minaj came on Pandora...I ran out of skips... #BRB #GonnaGoKillMyself \\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udc40\\ud83d\\udd2a"} +{"tweet": "@Justin_rmz250 Thanks buddy love you too bro!!"} +{"tweet": "Not ok.. Lets go Duke! #CameronCrazy"} +{"tweet": "Today is not going to be a good day #canalreadyfeelit"} +{"tweet": "When someone screenshots a picture on snapchat and you see that symbol next to it, u know what's it's being used for"} +{"tweet": "@ColeYoung_ I'll teach you! \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "So I'm going to purposefully get @alyssaaa31's present today because I want to know what it is so bad"} +{"tweet": "Seriously can't go anywhere without worrying."} +{"tweet": "So is being a registered sex offender now a badge of honor? #ads"} +{"tweet": "@annalebsock I usually do! I was just way too tired tonight! Haha #halfasleep"} +{"tweet": "Shocking episode of #PLL @shaymitch @lucyhale can't wait til next week too far away"} +{"tweet": "@nbated @Bucks @620wtmj don't need Ridnour. Wolters is better."} +{"tweet": "@meagan_mac_ @LMDub14 not a big fan of Brad Pitt. But i did love Moneyball"} +{"tweet": "I actually don't want to know because I know what it will be."} +{"tweet": "@ashleyleee_ ill kill it"} +{"tweet": "Today is gonna be a great day!"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude12 Cough cough"} +{"tweet": "INCREDIBLE BURGER TIME"} +{"tweet": "Shut the fuck up already."} +{"tweet": "I came to realize that I really don't care for dogs unless there small and already trained."} +{"tweet": "@KristenCox6 my mothers.. #itsmothersday"} +{"tweet": "Great race weekend"} +{"tweet": "@aemoyer comin lol"} +{"tweet": "Hope the right girl kicks my door in someday."} +{"tweet": "Frying some fish for dinner \\ud83d\\udc20"} +{"tweet": "Are we friends are we more???"} +{"tweet": "@morgann_dunn my 9 year old brother has an iPhone"} +{"tweet": "Walking dead, music, or titanic \\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "@SpecialSmeltz @savagepatches oh no"} +{"tweet": "Well today sucked."} +{"tweet": "NO LIT TERM QUIZ IN RESCHKE!! #praisethelord"} +{"tweet": "Happpy Valentines Day lovaaaas"} +{"tweet": "@molynn13 @Isaacfoxen21 Same here!"} +{"tweet": "Can't feel my legs"} +{"tweet": "@ChaseLunsford i'm taking online classes and graduating in December"} +{"tweet": "@Kubiak07 what did that cost you?"} +{"tweet": "Would you tell it to my face or have I been erased, Are you happy now?"} +{"tweet": "But I can promise you I will not be here when you get home."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "It's such a nice day out today \\u2764\\ud83d\\udc9c"} +{"tweet": "Ordered my prom dress today. :))"} +{"tweet": "Just when I thought crazy couldn't get crazier"} +{"tweet": "@EricHarmeyer1 noooo! It's about something serious. Nothing about you."} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0f the first day I met you at boys & girls club"} +{"tweet": "Headin out\\nCEDAR POINT"} +{"tweet": "I dont remember the last time I had a good game ha"} +{"tweet": "Pizza or chinese"} +{"tweet": "@NiceJenkins Carl? Sylvester? Ronald?"} +{"tweet": "@jayjr814 \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "Trying to enjoy, enjoying life #wildride"} +{"tweet": "Sonuva Chicken in a Biscuit! Of course I'd come up with a bunch of perfect 4/20 jokes the day after! #worstluckever"} +{"tweet": "@LISTENINGSD yeah. Pretty much"} +{"tweet": "There's isn't even wifi in Wendy's... #stranded"} +{"tweet": "Heading back to the field for the night"} +{"tweet": "HELLLL YAAAAA"} +{"tweet": "Ummmm what happened to kyle?!"} +{"tweet": "It's the little things in life."} +{"tweet": "@hannahfayee1996 Go to locker 450 (it's unlocked) and get my Spanish folder and get the magazine add. I'm probably going to be late today!"} +{"tweet": "As I go on Facebook I wonder why I'm friends with half the weirdos on the news feed"} +{"tweet": "The nails are going back on \\ud83d\\udc85"} +{"tweet": "@MariaMLadisa christianity"} +{"tweet": "I hate hearing all of those sad stories on The Voice and American Idol they make me cry every single time #bigbaby #noshame"} +{"tweet": "Going to bed early? #Yes #winning"} +{"tweet": "I still view Rick as a champion"} +{"tweet": "Thanks for ruining my night assholes."} +{"tweet": "When you compliment someone's wacky day outfit, and they didn't know it was wacky day #awkward"} +{"tweet": "Yes, make me wait till the end of class to see my test.. I just LOVE that.. #not"} +{"tweet": "@its_ashhhley I wish I liked grilled cheese.."} +{"tweet": "Don't forget to tune in @ 7pm on ESPN3 for the 2013 NPF college draft live from Nashville! Who will the #1 pick be?!? #2013NPFDRAFT"} +{"tweet": "I wear sweats too much\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "I was going to sleep until tubs jumped on me because she wanted to play fetch. #aw"} +{"tweet": "My grandmas been married twice for long periods of time, is 60 and going through her second divorce. That won't be me. Ever."} +{"tweet": "Are the cardinals drunk"} +{"tweet": "apparently I need to tweet more...? @bizmarkus209"} +{"tweet": "Why is it that in the UK they have different words for stuff... Like crisps are chips. Or like braces are suspenders. What happened America?"} +{"tweet": "Are you fucking kidding me"} +{"tweet": "@D_Stonebraker I use Kyles account but I don't have wifi"} +{"tweet": "I just want to go to bed now. I'm getting so pissed off."} +{"tweet": "@RachelRockets WE BEED TO FISD OUT WHO THAT SLUT IT. #iwontputuowiththis"} +{"tweet": "Im addicted to Ted Talks \\ud83d\\udca1"} +{"tweet": "These allergies are gonna kill me #suckstosuck"} +{"tweet": "@beccajo75 I'm gonna miss u!!!:(("} +{"tweet": "Worrying does not take away tomorrow's problems...it takes away today's peace. \\u270c"} +{"tweet": "You are so weird now"} +{"tweet": "Just got crazy tired...hittin the sheets early and trying to get a good sleep for once"} +{"tweet": "Lmfao at Trevor and them throwing paintballs at the bus driver."} +{"tweet": "@walkow24 haha yea I have him too..it sucks"} +{"tweet": "@JustinZimZ Wendy's"} +{"tweet": "Finally up early, but I refuse to get outta bed."} +{"tweet": "Ate a salad and my throat is burning. My body is protesting. It told me to eat pizza rolls. Must resist. Must resist."} +{"tweet": "Cincinnati is so close.\\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "@sruchalski3230 nope"} +{"tweet": "What's confusing about it? @BauceSauce"} +{"tweet": "@mattdaddysblog Wow. But no way Gruden is a coordinator anywhere. No chance in hell. He is a head coach."} +{"tweet": "@connorjralph Haha Steve being a good citizen?"} +{"tweet": "It's a John Mayer kind of night."} +{"tweet": "@jullllllie_ @_Rileeeigh what"} +{"tweet": "My life >>>>"} +{"tweet": "All I gave you was goodbye."} +{"tweet": "I'm seriously forever only half-finishing tattoos before getting bored and moving on to the next. It's a real problem."} +{"tweet": "@LissaPlante shut up"} +{"tweet": "Annabella makes the funny noises."} +{"tweet": "Why is zues so upset?! \\u26a1\\u26a1\\u26a1"} +{"tweet": "@Catie_E_S_ well, if you wanna cheer, cheer\\u263a but I just don't get excited about it anymore, so I'm not \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@CarlyElliott34 yup"} +{"tweet": "how can they just end the episode like that??!!! \\ud83d\\ude2b #breakingbad"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Ok if one direction dowsnt win im out"} +{"tweet": "My tweets won't send to @MichaelSOTD ! Come on twitter send my tweets. Ugh"} +{"tweet": "mom's threatening to kill me for humming Christmas carols....uhh i know somebody that's gonna be on Santa's naughty list and it's not me."} +{"tweet": "Comparison is the thief of joy."} +{"tweet": "Damn that's a tough one... Way to fight at the end Buckeyes..so from this point on go Gators, Duke, Louisville, Syracuse, and WSU! #BeatUM"} +{"tweet": "I just seen a tweet that said \\I can't go to sleep without a goodnight text\\\" In my case I would never sleep\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\""} +{"tweet": "You make me come. You make me complete. You make me completely miserable #lit"} +{"tweet": "@kimaniWdavid I hope you don't get your door slammed in."} +{"tweet": "I need to work on myself before I can think about anyone else."} +{"tweet": "I cried so hard though \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off. #Friday #Quotes"} +{"tweet": "@The_Big_Easy21 is that from the google chrome thing"} +{"tweet": "emmy night, so sad all my babies are leaving me this year \\ud83d\\ude22"} +{"tweet": "@ChurchesWife uhhh I'm kinda working. Honestly, it's a work from home. I'm about to go coffee work for a couple hours and then work on couch"} +{"tweet": "This is why I love music so much. You can spread a positive message among millions and bring awareness to serious issues this country has."} +{"tweet": "@alexweber_ blackout?"} +{"tweet": "Like honestly I got into my car and my fuel light was on bet you my moms tank is full though"} +{"tweet": "@ddlovato did you hang out with Blue Man group or the Smurfs before the show?"} +{"tweet": "@deric_ravsten I had to say hello .. You had a long night At work \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Why why why why"} +{"tweet": "@TiaAkey I love you bb<3 If you need anything just text me!"} +{"tweet": "I got so much to say but idk how to put it into words"} +{"tweet": "I was legitimately concerned about frostbite this morning."} +{"tweet": "Do I look to be in the gaming mood? #thor"} +{"tweet": "@AdamSeese it's a locker room issue not a legal one denny...who would want to play w or coach anyone like that fuckin asshole"} +{"tweet": "Really come on"} +{"tweet": "I'm so addicted to Sherlock. So addicted. \\ud83d\\udd0d\\ud83d\\udd0d\\ud83c\\uddec\\ud83c\\udde7"} +{"tweet": "Its kinda fun staying after"} +{"tweet": "I don't wanna be like this after our graduation.. lolo"} +{"tweet": "I can't believe they have me working 5-10 in the afternoon on thanksgiving \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude21"} +{"tweet": "HAWKEYES SCORE\\n\\nLEAD\\n\\n20-7"} +{"tweet": "Yes. Me and Sarah Rohe just had a conversation about boobs."} +{"tweet": "I'd drink away with you any day Justin \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Thinking about doing the side shave tomorrow..."} +{"tweet": "Passive aggressiveness HAS GOT to be the worst thing ever invented."} +{"tweet": "I don't wanna get up but I don't wanna stay in bed."} +{"tweet": "my sleep schedule is SOO messed up"} +{"tweet": "Wow I feel \\ud83d\\ude37\\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "Constant battle of trying to get home and get out of the cold as soon as I can but not wanting to eat shit on the ice. \\ud83d\\ude29\\u2744\\ufe0f\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude14not how I wanted the season to end"} +{"tweet": "Someone come get your nails done with me"} +{"tweet": "The middle is my new favorite show"} +{"tweet": "@NBCTheVoice #TessanneChin"} +{"tweet": "Who needs a radio, when you have Allison around."} +{"tweet": "I wish I could keep watching the survivor finale instead if returning to biomed #finalsweek"} +{"tweet": "@ScottOrr32 such a healthy table"} +{"tweet": "is winter semi the 26th?? @brookefunari"} +{"tweet": "@HillaryVeals That is totes me in car #RoadRageWade"} +{"tweet": "This monster is going to be my best friend."} +{"tweet": "Or better yet the next day"} +{"tweet": "@wilder_shelby no way. How so \\ud83d\\ude09"} +{"tweet": "@hweaver17 BFF's"} +{"tweet": "I am tired. I just want to take a shower and sleep."} +{"tweet": "RAIN \\u2614"} +{"tweet": "I hate you \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc48hungry"} +{"tweet": "6 more hours of work then I can go home and sleep. 11 hour days are hard to get use to. #lazygirl"} +{"tweet": "I hate spending money on makeup \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "@mathusalem05 @mundoatlas exacto si no m\\u00ednimo hay que aprovechar a Gonzales antes de las eliminatorias de la sub 20 .."} +{"tweet": "Theres a few cats I would reach out to to work with although things get weird with new people as far as music."} +{"tweet": "@KailLowry @_CaptSaveNoHoes you know Catholic kids learn of God are setting him up to argue with them?"} +{"tweet": "Finally off work. Time to cuddle <3 and read <3 #Life"} +{"tweet": "Fuck driving in the snow without snow tires"} +{"tweet": "PERFECT day for Swedish House Mafia on max volume!"} +{"tweet": "Night at the roxbury"} +{"tweet": "The first time I saw American pickers I was stoned on a Monday at Bemidji State. Best day I ever took off from classes..."} +{"tweet": "Oh I can't believe it's happening to me, some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this."} +{"tweet": "My first wife, who is a whore by the way."} +{"tweet": "do my homework I'll give you addy"} +{"tweet": "Blink-182 is so great...but right now I'm needing that Mayday Parade."} +{"tweet": "#CraigslistJoe is a good movie"} +{"tweet": "@BecItUp13 if you're gonna talk to me. Text me. I'm not talking to you about this on twitter anymore. Kk. Bye."} +{"tweet": "Being tired on a plane."} +{"tweet": "@africa_marshall I see you"} +{"tweet": "@IvyCerro that's what I'm here for!"} +{"tweet": "15 minutes late to French oops"} +{"tweet": "Letting teams stick around and come back finally bit atlanta in the ass"} +{"tweet": "everyone is thirsty and there is no denying it"} +{"tweet": "@stevenstrom @JeffGrubb ... they were presenting this pearl of wisdom everyone had looked over. Nothing personal. Flashback is all ;D"} +{"tweet": "Justin Tucker is in his second year and is arguably the best kicker in the league."} +{"tweet": "Crap Blake or Luke \\ud83d\\ude2c"} +{"tweet": "Come as you are, as you were, \\nAs I want you to be. \\nAs a friend, as a friend, as an old enemy."} +{"tweet": "@JayP_8 it's the best way to go, dunkin donuts is the most overrated place in America #itsucks"} +{"tweet": "@KyleK05 can we have a puppy play date"} +{"tweet": "Car #Prevtweet"} +{"tweet": "I can gladly say I will not miss my dorm. Philadelphia square here I come \\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "I neeeed songs"} +{"tweet": "You'll learn one day"} +{"tweet": "I need to hangout with @GregoryLT9 and @Ogleballs here soon!"} +{"tweet": "@KellySimonn ): so jelly. #notfair"} +{"tweet": "He's the guy that makes the saying \\wait , and the right guy will come\\\" Believable \\ud83d\\udc95 @CHB_TuGii\""} +{"tweet": "@codycoon101 well I don't hate you \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Hahah I come to the meat market randomly & find Andrew here."} +{"tweet": "@Copenchevy the joke is your being towed, right?"} +{"tweet": "Can I just have you again. Pleaseeee"} +{"tweet": "I'm gettin there \\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83c\\udf7b\\ud83c\\udf7a\\ud83c\\udf7a"} +{"tweet": "Hate the fact that i need to wake up a little early on monday just to shave my beard \\ud83d\\udc68\\ud83d\\ude25"} +{"tweet": "Somebody Zello me. Bri_ri42"} +{"tweet": "Hardest thing to answer: what are you good at"} +{"tweet": "Me and Rose were actually dming each other luhvas"} +{"tweet": "Making the long drive from bham to lake Stevens \\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "I will have a defined 6 pack before the cruise! #determined"} +{"tweet": "Sad watching some of the nicest people you've met in your life turn into the most shallow people you've ever met in your life"} +{"tweet": "@channing_whit @caquinn97 look buddy don't mess with my friend or your gonna have to go through me and my army"} +{"tweet": "Most perfect day for tennis ever. \\ud83c\\udfbe\\u2600\\ud83d\\udc4c #happy"} +{"tweet": "@opgthe3rd \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Text me"} +{"tweet": "@meplunk1 @catttt__ truth"} +{"tweet": "\\Now,\\\" Jaina continued, \\\"why don't we all swim. That is why we came, isn't it? Anyway, Zekk and Jacen are Jedi. I'm sure\""} +{"tweet": "@GeroniBro MINE WAS A SPONGEBOB REFERENCE TOO HE NEVER SAID THAT THO"} +{"tweet": "I had one job and I couldn't even do it"} +{"tweet": "@trampabroad damn. That's quite the day!!"} +{"tweet": "@chelsea_grayt when I put it in your mouth, don't scratch, don't bite \\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "Butler for the first time tonight:))"} +{"tweet": "Can't focus on all this physics now. Thanks a fucking lot."} +{"tweet": "@kniffinbaby never"} +{"tweet": "I'm just never good enough for anyone."} +{"tweet": "@wilsonspencerk just kitten but remember a long time ago when we played waterfall under the parachute!? lets draaaank again :("} +{"tweet": "@KatilynHicks96 mkay. :D"} +{"tweet": "Love that @ChadOerman has a background pic of a bunch of half naked men. #missyou"} +{"tweet": "@BrokeKnee sayyyy what?!\\ud83d\\ude03"} +{"tweet": "@KBeaudreault OH I SAID BATH ALRIGHT. BRUBBLE BRATH."} +{"tweet": "These cramps<<<<<<<<<<<"} +{"tweet": "@littlebribaby always remember I have a video of you wobbling"} +{"tweet": "Best team basketball I have seen all season #BBN. #kentucky"} +{"tweet": "I feel like I creep @LinkVOX out... I just want you to love me lawl."} +{"tweet": "@_angelinnna come back into my lifeeeee"} +{"tweet": "I wish my ankle would get better!! #likenow"} +{"tweet": "@MadisonKaylena @gingersnapsx3 me too :) love you! \\u263a\\ud83d\\ude18"} +{"tweet": "It's amusing watching you try so hard"} +{"tweet": "Just got back from Black Friday shopping and it's still technically Thursday"} +{"tweet": "Johnny fucking Football"} +{"tweet": "@StefflJack no"} +{"tweet": "@althompson94 No,because you might cheat !"} +{"tweet": "2 hrs of snow clearing later we've finally given up. It's still snowing, but we should at least be able to get out of the driveway tmrw..."} +{"tweet": "I don't know that I trust him... #Revolution #TakeBackThePower"} +{"tweet": "@hannahwalny thank youuu\\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "I think read receipts should always be on."} +{"tweet": "Pandora is doing a fine job tonight \\ud83d\\udc4c\\ud83c\\udfb6"} +{"tweet": "@lydking @Themaeds I hope Yonkers uses discretion and isn't swayed by a wine and ambien cocktail #asklyd"} +{"tweet": "Too bad I'm not your best friend anymore.;)"} +{"tweet": "@alexthelionx we can't stop"} +{"tweet": "Idek how I'm going to workout later."} +{"tweet": "Putting \\#pretty\\\" on your selfie on Instagram... \\n\\n#imjudgingyou\""} +{"tweet": "I'm beyond pissed"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes I forget just how amazing my family is #love"} +{"tweet": "About to leave without @JennNovakk and @KaitlinMurrayyy"} +{"tweet": "She's on a whole other level. #mushytweet"} +{"tweet": "Sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and do something crazy"} +{"tweet": "I love making friends \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "Im going to own my own island and have a farm on it"} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna look \\ud83d\\udcaf in my new clothes."} +{"tweet": "It just can't...it's not supposed too"} +{"tweet": "So this is kinda like what rape feels like.."} +{"tweet": "A draw was fair but disappointing. Top of the table for now! #THFC"} +{"tweet": "happy Mother's Day to all the amazing mothers and may god be with those who lost theirs. \\ud83d\\udc99\\ud83d\\ude4f #thankful"} +{"tweet": "@YeezyDashiell this place kills me! Haha, it takes everything just to be nice to people"} +{"tweet": "I mean.....how do you just not text someone you love. Regardless what went down, it doesn't make the no contact any easier....#damnittohell"} +{"tweet": "Happy Thanksgiving! \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83c\\udf57\\ud83c\\udf3d\\ud83c\\udf56\\ud83c\\udf70\\ud83c\\udf74\\ud83c\\udf41\\ud83c\\udf42\\ud83c\\udf43\\ud83c\\udf3e\\u263a\\ufe0f"} +{"tweet": "@C_Lowe_Green @AustinLoweToGo mental problems man."} +{"tweet": "@DominicGrossi I try!"} +{"tweet": "Why do people get so upset over a fashion show yet wear every last bit of the brand they can get their hands on? #VSFashionShow"} +{"tweet": "I've never watched 500 Days Of Summer with anyone who loves it as much as I do. This is exciting."} +{"tweet": "Dogs hanging out of car widows will always make me laugh"} +{"tweet": "I love my little cousins, they're so sweet. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "hoy hacemos Marciaaal"} +{"tweet": "Just go with the flow!"} +{"tweet": "@saraelizzz lol I asked you if you wanted to stay"} +{"tweet": "@Bethenny only you look great doing that!"} +{"tweet": "@FarranBella \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01 getting #dark"} +{"tweet": "@KendraMiracle yeah but idk when everyone else is going lol"} +{"tweet": "@morganestes swapped. Figured I won't have this computer much longer and really need the room. Not my primary machine with photos music etc."} +{"tweet": "@LaurenSeman24 I know! Lol his truck is sideways in the road. I had to go to Marvin to go uptown and they were being dicks about it"} +{"tweet": "I feel like a mother dropping her kid off at school when I take my car to get an oil change #imweird \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "and I can't forget you."} +{"tweet": "Is it weird that you have said that so much to the point that it doesn't even bother me anymore? Oh wellllllll"} +{"tweet": "@destini_johnson @tay_hatfield you can drive you homo !"} +{"tweet": "I'm not watching #thevoice anymore this season. @MrNicHawk, @PrestonPohl, and now Matthew Schuler? Worst season ever! :("} +{"tweet": "We raise some hell where the black top ends #hicklife"} +{"tweet": "I can't wait until fair"} +{"tweet": "At the barber shop and I'm wishing one of my Spanish homies like @miss_amERRICA n @vrodzx3 was here to translate so I can be down too"} +{"tweet": "@Triforce_Punk #Truth possibly the funniest show ever in my book"} +{"tweet": "Friends make the worst enemies. #houseofcards"} +{"tweet": "Seriously this Gattis guy is unreal"} +{"tweet": "Damn I feel like all I do is sit I my car waiting on people"} +{"tweet": "And by blink.of course I mean black ha"} +{"tweet": "Wake up 6am. All I see is the moon as I'm headed to the gym"} +{"tweet": "That's just how the O's operate and have for years. If you want to enjoy them you have to enjoy them for what they are."} +{"tweet": "@HilljakLinbeard u hope. I've had 3 in a row. 14-15 train wreck is coming."} +{"tweet": "Yup . I'm going to sleep now ."} +{"tweet": "Getting ready to watch the Chiefs! (:"} +{"tweet": "Thank god for breaks \\ud83d\\ude4f\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "@jcompagna ya I have her digits she's down"} +{"tweet": "@BeccaIsLOST815 what have you guys been talking about fill me in!"} +{"tweet": "I'm not a morning person"} +{"tweet": "No get this worrrrk\\ud83d\\udc8b"} +{"tweet": "What happened last night"} +{"tweet": "@DuRagCapeFlapin @pugaliciousdoe I guess they gotta a limit on the amount of ignorant niggas at LVC..."} +{"tweet": "iMessage>>>>any other messages"} +{"tweet": "Listen Depew Ice Rink, you're inside a building, I'm going to need you to be warmer than this. Love, Emily."} +{"tweet": "@FrankRamblings How? That could be fun!"} +{"tweet": "@Bschwan11 #volunteerWork"} +{"tweet": "I need ice cream and a long drive."} +{"tweet": "I'm gonna be honest, I can't wait for college"} +{"tweet": "Best student section in the state #woodland"} +{"tweet": "Great weather for practice today!"} +{"tweet": "I won't tweet you anymore. Sorry."} +{"tweet": "You just gotta sit an laugh"} +{"tweet": "what a morning \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "Fuck work I should be drinking with my best friends right now"} +{"tweet": "Ooh I'm glad people know the real story. And I'm also so fucking happy people judge me when IT'S NONE OF THEIR FUCKING BUSINESS"} +{"tweet": "@TROconnell86 you can still dive a dodge Dakota that's pretty cool"} +{"tweet": "@RyMoran22 ichiban?"} +{"tweet": "Why do 7,500 people go out into the cold for Living History Farms run? Only in Iowa!"} +{"tweet": "Biatch"} +{"tweet": "Nobody can make me laugh like my great grandfather does \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@KirstenHelman run cross country so it isn't just on the track"} +{"tweet": "Only person I snap chat is @kayleetreiger"} +{"tweet": "My socially awkward side is going to say i'm probably not going to talk to anyone on this plane"} +{"tweet": "I always feel really good after a shower at night \\ud83d\\ude3a"} +{"tweet": "@hannahtight get Alex to install your ac"} +{"tweet": "Me and Amanda went and ate at McDonald's and then went to Subway just to get cookies. \\n#Fatties"} +{"tweet": "I'm so happy I don't work all night like I thought! \\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "@buka7skay for some odd reason I think you're right hahha. I just hate how he's saving himself for the nfl"} +{"tweet": "@CleftusMacElroy @ehcantrell So are you like obligated to attend the funeral?...."} +{"tweet": "@ItBeJennnnnna I've never even held a guys hand so I think I win. \\ud83d\\ude2c\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "@oliviagotjokes why are you assuming that he is from Fairy Tale Land? @LisaGault66"} +{"tweet": "@ChelseaEllis11 lmfao ahahahah ahhh shit \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\udc4f"} +{"tweet": "this is kind of really upsetting me.. \\ud83d\\ude14\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@mack_503 we were so busy yesterday I honestly can't remember anyone in specific \\ud83d\\ude25 you should have said hi!"} +{"tweet": "Movie nighhhhhttttt!"} +{"tweet": "I want this week to be over."} +{"tweet": "One day you're here, one day you're there, one day you care, you're so unfair"} +{"tweet": "@mcgonagalll_ WHAT"} +{"tweet": "Am I The Only One That Wales Up Hungry ?"} +{"tweet": "Talk about an ass kicking at work."} +{"tweet": "It's never fun saying bye to the best family i could ask for! #bigbaby #iknow"} +{"tweet": "Cali for spring break sounds so good"} +{"tweet": "It's just so frustrating to sit and do nothing at all."} +{"tweet": "Bongs & Thongs \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@tayashlen definitely something i can see you doing"} +{"tweet": "That little show at lunch couldn't have been more gay."} +{"tweet": "Ah. Realizing things is one of the best feelings."} +{"tweet": "...and i have to go to the mall with my dad later to finish christmas shopping. ugh jesus take the fricken wheel."} +{"tweet": "Arguing with @Julie_Pops18 and @AxelRandall about Spider-Man and batman. Epic."} +{"tweet": "@BurgeColby I can't yet man maybe later"} +{"tweet": "Spring Breakers, as a whole, ruled but James Franco, as Alien, was fucking awesome!"} +{"tweet": "@TylerVDH You couldn't be more right!!!"} +{"tweet": "@tanyamarie_xox he's definitely helping this kid get away, or made the bombs or something. Those are harsh things he said about them haha"} +{"tweet": "@so_n_so @Paul_DeLong @berekawend Those pictures are hilarious!"} +{"tweet": "Football is getting OLD"} +{"tweet": "@ry_master_g no way"} +{"tweet": "@kris_mis those last four words were what I said to the cat I punted..."} +{"tweet": "@CheckInWithLinz sure about that?"} +{"tweet": "@SaukTalk yep. no reason chapman doesn't pitch 2 innings there. terrible."} +{"tweet": "@TheRyanPall was it seriously you?!"} +{"tweet": "@BenelliAndBlaze possibly tonight?!"} +{"tweet": "History repeats."} +{"tweet": "i hate everyone."} +{"tweet": "@Sofaye7 beard...?"} +{"tweet": "@LouieNovakovich @KevManCave93 yes on xbox hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@CutiexPieXXX WHO?!"} +{"tweet": "my hair is wet in my abi"} +{"tweet": "Like whatttt"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go back to an IPFW men's volleyball game. \\ud83d\\ude0c\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude4c\\ud83d\\ude4c"} +{"tweet": "Happy tweeting!"} +{"tweet": "I get home from school and I just get yelled at for no reason what a great day"} +{"tweet": "Your a grown man you shouldn't need to call your friend when your upset"} +{"tweet": "ABC Family's 25 days of Christmas is over. \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "this online check in thing at great clips has got to go...or I just need to figure out how to use it"} +{"tweet": "tonight was soooooo much funn! @sydneycarolee @SkylerCady @HannahRoyyyyyy2"} +{"tweet": "@sandypistorio thank you"} +{"tweet": "Mercadezz is gonna shave her happy trail off tomorrow...\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Austin and Chris go to the casino #GetRichSquad @Amff1994"} +{"tweet": "I feel bad for everyone that got up at their normal time. #sleepingin"} +{"tweet": "Happy Easter everyone! \\ud83d\\udc07\\ud83d\\ude4f"} +{"tweet": "Patriotas chavistas apoyan a #Argentina en el caso de las islas malvinas, pero callan hipocritamente sobre nuestro Esequibo"} +{"tweet": "@Lm0ran I might go to bishop but probably just go to red lake mn"} +{"tweet": "LOL I GUESS THAT A NO. #movingonfoedayzzzzzz"} +{"tweet": "THIS IS WHY WE ONLY HANG OUT ONCE EVERY TWO MONTHS."} +{"tweet": "I haven't been to Pastabilities since you left, because I know I'd cry."} +{"tweet": "@_arellyy never that you should know"} +{"tweet": "@jeff_gluck only way to keep us awake. #boringracing"} +{"tweet": "@JasonFNSaint let's cut some open & compare"} +{"tweet": "This year I am focusing on my community #volunteer"} +{"tweet": "@zcayer7 @thamblet795 @Jfrantz75 when the boys coming back to UMO"} +{"tweet": "There's one in every crowd and it's usually me."} +{"tweet": "Im always pissed off anyone. Seriously at the people i care for the most."} +{"tweet": "@TedRubin, how does one build social trust? Would love your take on it."} +{"tweet": "Senior pictures \\ud83d\\udcf7\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@Kel_Dun when you were my man..?"} +{"tweet": "Workout I guess"} +{"tweet": "@JohnFugelsang while disagreeing with u on most issues. Wish you a blessed safe and prosperous New Year. May the road rise to meet your feet"} +{"tweet": "i miss @SamZeeBigTeets @samanthaball26 @meganjuedes @bbrookiebaby and @abolstad816 sooo much!"} +{"tweet": "Right now I have a kid with 2 broken fingers and he's playing dodgeball and got them smashed. He's bawling"} +{"tweet": "@RyanMaue love it!"} +{"tweet": "90 on my Spanish test \\ud83d\\udc4c"} +{"tweet": "Pong time"} +{"tweet": "can you like not think or talk about weed for once in your life and go do something with it."} +{"tweet": "Is having real friends REALLY too much to ask for? #overit #screwhighschool"} +{"tweet": "It's been a pretty good day and its only about to get better \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0f"} +{"tweet": "Seeing wiz for Payphone>>>>>>>"} +{"tweet": "I put Vaseline on my eyelashes."} +{"tweet": "If he doesn't realize you're the one, he'll soon realize that you're the one who got away"} +{"tweet": "I wish I saw @jessslanni more it's been at least 6 months"} +{"tweet": "Lolololol"} +{"tweet": "@hannahgariepyy @volzalex oh....I see \\ud83d\\ude14"} +{"tweet": "I got my ghost outside, I call it Casper #JuicyJ #staytrippy"} +{"tweet": "Wow worst kettle bell circuit ever"} +{"tweet": "Watching my wife and daughter worship together on our piano at home. What a blessing! #reallife"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe this is my last day as a #intern at NBC. What an awesome experience! Going to miss everyone @NBCUinterns"} +{"tweet": "@natalllie_ brb crying \\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "I personally have nothing against people who smoke marijuana.. do whatcha gotta do."} +{"tweet": "Pizza and beer kinda night"} +{"tweet": "congratulations."} +{"tweet": "Caldwell Farms \\people ought to know where their food comes from, come visit\\\" #organic\""} +{"tweet": "I'm trying not the think about you, can't you just let me be?"} +{"tweet": "I get annoyed so easy."} +{"tweet": "Home sweet home \\u2764 #sohappy"} +{"tweet": "well there goes that"} +{"tweet": "Two classes and a presentation, then it's time to go home. #LETSGO"} +{"tweet": "@The_Cole_Train_ pretty much"} +{"tweet": "Idk why all these girls want a cute relationship where it's lovey dovey 24/7. I'd rather joke around & be assholes to each other. \\ud83d\\ude46"} +{"tweet": "That escalated quickly"} +{"tweet": "I hate you but you brought this upon yourself"} +{"tweet": "Really could use some pit tickets to Arcade Fire! #TixMas"} +{"tweet": "You already know..."} +{"tweet": "I love listing to #pandora with out @BrynneSorrell and @ceichers also @rachman93 also @rachLstekL"} +{"tweet": "I don't wants to work."} +{"tweet": "Every time One Direction here you in the car they have suicide thoughts"} +{"tweet": "I wish you could customize the iPhone"} +{"tweet": "@DisneyCruise awesome helping the environment"} +{"tweet": "Can I rewind to 24 hours ago?"} +{"tweet": "This kid better hit me up tonight otherwise I'll be bored as fuckk"} +{"tweet": "Me and savannah make not fun situations, FUNNNNN @ssavannah_grace"} +{"tweet": "uh excuuuuuse you"} +{"tweet": "We can't stop now, no matter who tries to get in between us. This is our life, this is our love. Baby I won't stop...loving you."} +{"tweet": "Turn on the news...\\nDAY 9: GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN complete with a timed clock. \\n\\nLet's all chill out. This isn't a game show."} +{"tweet": "College is like a larger version of high school with the same popularity system and again.... I'm not popular. \\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "I'm glad football season has arrived because than C has no reason to complain when I watch my shows. #winning"} +{"tweet": "I don't want to get ready"} +{"tweet": "I really need to stop wasting my time."} +{"tweet": "I love Tiffany. <3"} +{"tweet": "This time baby, I'll be bulletproof."} +{"tweet": "@sugacocaine143 if you knew half the stuff we've done, you probably already would have. Lolol."} +{"tweet": "@Stevieboi21 got mine tonight hahah"} +{"tweet": "what a great night with my second family.. just wish @SammiFloarke was home to spend it with us! #missyou #loveyou"} +{"tweet": "Even thought I am a brat sometimes, I would never make it a day without my parents #honesthour #lovethemtodeath"} +{"tweet": ":):):)"} +{"tweet": "And you can tell everybody that this is your song"} +{"tweet": "If Michael Zack sends me one more Farmville request"} +{"tweet": "Where's the big ol double drop tine buck at?"} +{"tweet": "@_marinapilot I'm not going tomorrow because I don't have it done"} +{"tweet": "@AnthonyGraziosi that's some expensive shit"} +{"tweet": "Well, you're all waking up. Seems like my bedtime. Night"} +{"tweet": "@aeschlimann47 likewise! Haha"} +{"tweet": "Don't forget to tip your drug dealer!"} +{"tweet": "@Adamroller23 wrestling"} +{"tweet": "@jess_ashhole sorry a few times In my life I have consumed ungodly amounts of alcohol"} +{"tweet": "@HayleyLeimanaa omfg yesssss. guess what today is"} +{"tweet": "@maddiehalaburda because if you failed it, it would have gone down like 15%. LOGIC"} +{"tweet": "I don't care who you are you gotta love getting flowers"} +{"tweet": "I really hate being sick, especially during summer."} +{"tweet": "U know it's not a bad day when u have almost no makeup on & get told from a complete stranger that ur complexion is beautiful\\u263a\\ufe0f\\u263a\\ufe0f #daymaker"} +{"tweet": "Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours."} +{"tweet": "I need plans for tomorrow \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude1d"} +{"tweet": "just blow it in my mouth. #shitmyfriendssay"} +{"tweet": "@Carnie_boy @treblackblack it's going to be brutal for these kids tomorrow"} +{"tweet": "@NikkiSweetPea_ maybe you should like find a cool word that means you are a hard decision maker and put that as your first tat"} +{"tweet": "Jacob and my mom are arguing over voter discrimination..."} +{"tweet": "I don't feel good \\ud83d\\ude2d. I need my boyfriend to come cuddle with me! @AirRon_Mayer"} +{"tweet": "Playin NCAA 14 and now i REALLY want football season #patsnation #buckeyenation"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@DopeAssDarLey: @morganic_o avi>>>>\\u201d \\ud83d\\ude0b\\ud83d\\ude0b thank u !"} +{"tweet": "Coffee time \\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "SVU is consuming my life!"} +{"tweet": "Big money talking to you mother fucker, that's because big money brought it to ya."} +{"tweet": "I want @kristinkearneyy @hilkejay86 @Droolsac and @RickSmits0 to come visit but the last time that happened it needed in a broken phone\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Why is the only time I can get an appt to get my windshield fixed between 130-330 today. Id rather be at the beach..."} +{"tweet": "It's not about the thrill of the catch, it's the thrill of the hunt"} +{"tweet": "It's so hot in my room."} +{"tweet": "@Luke5SOS I just finished my first day at college :) how's your day going?"} +{"tweet": "Ugh bothered cause my mom is making a big deal about me changing my mind about going to our family friends for New Years."} +{"tweet": "The coming attraction for next weeks Workaholic >>>>>"} +{"tweet": "Red zone is chill"} +{"tweet": "my mom got me fried rice with shrimp. my FAV thing ever"} +{"tweet": "Had the scariest dream ever. \\ud83d\\ude40"} +{"tweet": "@alexisritsonXo yay! Are you staying for finals? Nicks wrestling!"} +{"tweet": "To top off this wonderful day I will be watching Christmas vacation #merrychristmas #youseriousclark"} +{"tweet": "On my way to the doctors..."} +{"tweet": "I realize my second to last tweet wasnt funny... He's now in a coma. \\ud83d\\ude33\\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "Nothing better than this feeling"} +{"tweet": "@melmel2fly you're perfect \\ud83d\\ude48"} +{"tweet": "I miss my people"} +{"tweet": "i may be transfering to kent sooner than i think\\ud83d\\ude11"} +{"tweet": "Meee"} +{"tweet": "Whenever the coffee at work is almost gone I will just pour half a cup and go back later to get more, cause they don't pay me to make coffee"} +{"tweet": "Game 7?? Haha what a joke"} +{"tweet": "half of you gonna grow up and be weird ass beaver county people how does that make you feel?"} +{"tweet": "@Sulla_xP if I have to see a green bubble again I might strangle someone"} +{"tweet": "But I believe in myself. So that's all that matters. I'm sorry you don't see the change."} +{"tweet": "One in the air"} +{"tweet": "@BurnsBrooks pretty much"} +{"tweet": "My body hates me.."} +{"tweet": "get a little sad when i have to work on a saturday evening then i realize my job is connected to a club...and, i am 21."} +{"tweet": "The scale at Snap said I gained 3 lbs when I've done nothing but workout at least 1.5 hrs a day & have slashed my food intake :("} +{"tweet": "This Harry Potter marathon has me crying way more than it should. #nerdlife"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude48\\ud83d\\ude49\\ud83d\\ude4a"} +{"tweet": "@AlanHighe family stuffs."} +{"tweet": "The little boy Billy from Bad Grandpa was the cutest boy ever"} +{"tweet": "Just threw up on high street. Thanks @JoeMamasMotown"} +{"tweet": "I need to go to sleep! :("} +{"tweet": "@MichelleChamuel totes fan girling right now. \\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d\\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "@D_Jones_5 Right. I hate seeing that shit in my news feed."} +{"tweet": "@MarlingtonDuke @chaserlz635 @Gobluejojo1978 @UTVolsTalk seriously, Vanderbilt is the future of CFB in Tennessee!"} +{"tweet": "Can't sleep. \\ud83d\\ude1e"} +{"tweet": "Missing jersey\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d\\ud83d\\ude2d"} +{"tweet": "@Jerra_x14 oh no! Good thing you didn't lay for 15 minutes! :("} +{"tweet": "Don't care anymore, not fighting with any of you. #PointLess"} +{"tweet": "Liggy Beach pretty quiet today @Jakenemethh"} +{"tweet": "@maddymaexox \\Tony.......shut the fuck up\\\" \\ud83d\\ude09\""} +{"tweet": "I feel like I gained like 200 lbs after today\\n#turkeyprobs"} +{"tweet": "AND I'M SEEING JOHN MAYER MY LIFE IS COMPLETE"} +{"tweet": "@wiizkarlifa hahahahahahahahha!!"} +{"tweet": "I talk a lot"} +{"tweet": "At least it's Friday"} +{"tweet": "Anyone wanna give me a ride to the game tomorrow?"} +{"tweet": "@GeishaGrandeur Psshhh it's overrated lol not even tired lol"} +{"tweet": "@BrettNBA I think ginobli get it!"} +{"tweet": "@DouchyTomBrady ok deal, but you better take me to super bowl with you, just sayin'"} +{"tweet": "Bates Motel on tonight!!!"} +{"tweet": "Congrats to @HLundqvist30 and the rest of the #NYR on clinching a playoff spot #BecauseItsTheCup still the best in the world"} +{"tweet": "Love spending my whole weekend working. 3-9 Saturday and Sunday."} +{"tweet": "@daricebowldream you can do it!!!"} +{"tweet": "Officially hit 22k tweets."} +{"tweet": "Being a bitch really isn't my style, but when I have to be one. I'm damn good."} +{"tweet": "Christmas music is on and all the Christmas toys are out at work and I'm REALLY HAPPY \\ud83d\\ude0a\\u2764\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udf84\\ud83c\\udf85\\ud83c\\udf81"} +{"tweet": "@delaney__huber I miss you poop head :( text me!"} +{"tweet": "This weekend>>> \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\u263a"} +{"tweet": "Oh my God the boys were right"} +{"tweet": "so who all is in the auditorium?"} +{"tweet": "Bored af #naptime"} +{"tweet": "@tbryant2013 @millz_21 blow a black dick"} +{"tweet": "@HammerNation19 Wisenhunt, but that hire puts me to sleep. Holding out for Saban."} +{"tweet": "@Speedyc62 so tough!!!!!!! Nobody mess with Charles!!"} +{"tweet": "I don't even like me. How can I expect you to?"} +{"tweet": "Hugh Jackman.... You. Are. Sexy."} +{"tweet": "Stretching before bed, instead of studying. #ohwell #cheerlyf"} +{"tweet": "Drunk words are sober thoughts."} +{"tweet": "Twin date with my best friend (: ...sorry but I had to.. @HaleyMcRazy"} +{"tweet": "\\u201c@JoyceMeyer: Pride is the problem, humility is the answer.\\u201d//Truly realizing these days that ALL my sin is rotted in pride & selfishness."} +{"tweet": "@zoeknoll stopp\\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "The new Adidas commercial with D-Rose is amazing.."} +{"tweet": "Okay, just kidding, only the first song was good..."} +{"tweet": "'Everyone is trying to get in right now and all you wanna do is prank call people' @b3arhands"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could bring most of my co workers with me when I transfer #KeyWordMost"} +{"tweet": "Like honestly I don't expect flowers and stuff like that because that stuff just doesn't happen in my world ha #confessiontweet"} +{"tweet": "In other news, I hate my car. My steering wheel decided it didn't want to turn anymore. I can't wait for my new car."} +{"tweet": "why does being tired have to ruin your whole day \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "@Juliamarie024 I was just tutoring Maddie in that!"} +{"tweet": "They called back .... I guessed who it was SNIP #RC"} +{"tweet": "@WeirDaWhteWomen I have one! But I don't make a lot and my mom makes me put my checks in the bank!"} +{"tweet": "By hannafords I mean Shaws cause I'm that fucking lazy."} +{"tweet": "The things we take for granted are things that others pray for. #Perspective"} +{"tweet": "If heaven wasn't so far away!"} +{"tweet": "@KerbyLewis just run instead. Always run. Haha."} +{"tweet": "@Hirl_Birl12 It was real cray"} +{"tweet": "I have the best tub for bubble baths #honestly"} +{"tweet": "@DeltaAssist would have been nice to inform your call center reps with this information. They told me I could access when I upgraded."} +{"tweet": "@2Shanez yeah it was fire..might a get bottle today"} +{"tweet": "@kpenney14 I drive @danisaur357 to Lawrence almost everyday"} +{"tweet": "I'm not good at basketball I play it for fun, softball is a different story. \\u26be\\ufe0f\\ud83c\\udfc0"} +{"tweet": "Headed for the mile high city in 3 days!\\u270c\\ud83d\\uddfb#Seeya"} +{"tweet": "To the student section. Coming from a senior who is supposed to be a leader. That is pretty low leadership and high arrogance #humility"} +{"tweet": "I need to move to California. I belong there okay."} +{"tweet": "I'm ready for bed"} +{"tweet": "I got my first acceptance letter, kind of cool."} +{"tweet": "Soo Uhmm, is anyone trying to buy some cookie dough from me? \\ud83d\\ude02\\ud83c\\udf6a I'll bake the cookies if you buy dough.."} +{"tweet": "You can easily look at a person and think there life is amazing when their really killing themselves inside"} +{"tweet": "Like what the fuck aaron chill"} +{"tweet": "I wanna go home to my bed"} +{"tweet": "@BlytheMaddy @KSTiLLS @littlehuck20 DUH"} +{"tweet": "Nd if u feeling like the SHOE FIT WEAR IT"} +{"tweet": "Right where we need to be!"} +{"tweet": "@sander_mitch4 hahahahahahah #hahahaha"} +{"tweet": "I'm stressed to the max"} +{"tweet": "@eatyourkimchi hi eyk I love girls generation's new song it was totally awesome to me and I loved it love you guys bye and goodnight!!!"} +{"tweet": "@marjj_ no"} +{"tweet": "I hope I can pick up a long shift tomorrow night! Having Saturdays off is too weird."} +{"tweet": "Thats right. Leave my square on my table mom."} +{"tweet": "Can't sleep <<<< \\ud83d\\ude16\\ud83d\\ude16"} +{"tweet": "@JordieBooo go poop then"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait for this senior cruise, even though it's months away \\ud83d\\ude0d @Kenzieee_Rae @foreverErin96 @ls_wiggins1"} +{"tweet": "Seriously can you stay off phone for like an hour!? Nooooo bc your a dickhead."} +{"tweet": "@iTzChrispy where'd you go"} +{"tweet": "There's like 50000 mirrors in my house"} +{"tweet": "@lutebs You'd be more lovable if you were to show up to my room with Kessler & BDubs... #youoweme"} +{"tweet": "Studying for midterms all day #sohappy"} +{"tweet": "Can I just go snowboarding already\\ud83c\\udfc2"} +{"tweet": "@ddlovato last game ?"} +{"tweet": "I got stuck driving behind those trucks that sand the rodes on my way to work. I felt so bad for my brother-in-laws truck :("} +{"tweet": "@nerdochaos There may be some bird brains around but I stopped for a burger at Culver's"} +{"tweet": "@awilliams1012 mine too! #Losers"} +{"tweet": "never thought after everything you just wouldn't care.."} +{"tweet": "Fuck a laptop get a desktop!"} +{"tweet": "What a day"} +{"tweet": "My mom paid $600 for me to sit in a room and tweet, waste of money"} +{"tweet": "in the land of gods and monsters, I was an angel. looking to get fucked hard."} +{"tweet": "I really hope this isn't the last day of school being cancled. That'd be my luck. \\n\\Oh hey yeah Melton can I go throw up for a second?\\\"\""} +{"tweet": "i hate you"} +{"tweet": "the thanksgiving meal tomorrow is the only thing that's keeping me going right now"} +{"tweet": "I cant be wasting my credit on this girl"} +{"tweet": "Who wants to get some food"} +{"tweet": "@shewantsagreek ain't that the truth"} +{"tweet": "2 MORE HOURS! \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude00 \\u2b05\\ufe0f why is that emoji so creepy?"} +{"tweet": "Twitter is dead tonightttt"} +{"tweet": "Haileys perf"} +{"tweet": "@chrissyhuber96 either, and for three, good job getting him in trouble last night idiot!"} +{"tweet": "I officially have Christmas lights in my bedroom. In November. Living with @kelliemarie1852 rubs off on ya eventually.. #allaboutthelighting"} +{"tweet": "if anyone wants to come over and drink coffee and watch Netflix and read and lay in my bed all day, the offer's on the table."} +{"tweet": "Wind 8 mph WSW. Barometer 1022.0 mb, Rising. Temperature 26.1 \\u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 61%"} +{"tweet": "I'm laughing at the fact that it's not even 6 in the morning and I'm already awake."} +{"tweet": "It would be nice to have one person. Just one fuckin person."} +{"tweet": "Not sure why I'm not asleep yet"} +{"tweet": "@StorminJNorman6 OUT OF CONTEXT!"} +{"tweet": "@BeckCornelia nope I haven't I'm trying not to crash"} +{"tweet": "@mucho_gennaro no"} +{"tweet": "@TaraRoseFleming Haha, don't worry, I'll forgive the stalking!"} +{"tweet": "Sweet @JamieSwenka witnessed Eisley's first spit-up. Thankful I was holding her. It was EPIC! Also, Thank you for the yummy food :)."} +{"tweet": "Got my fishing license today in Louisiana asked the guy if I needed a squirrel license as well for as much time as I fish trees #truth"} +{"tweet": "@Jam822 nice job tonight bro!"} +{"tweet": "Wtttttttttttttttttf? I'm still doing homework and I'm not even halfway done. #KillMeNow. \\ud83d\\ude29\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "I wanted words, but all I heard was nothing"} +{"tweet": "I want to be rich but I'm just not cut out to deal with more school right now. That's why I'm going later in life. Idc if it takes longer"} +{"tweet": "@dano089 it honestly is. I can't stop laughing"} +{"tweet": "Why the hell won't my phone charge properly"} +{"tweet": "I think @twitrlessdeclan, @KennleyWolfe, and I should hangout today. \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "Third wheeling ."} +{"tweet": "@ArlenR24 on that note, I think I might play some Halo 4. Played Dead Rising 2. Not a fan of the controls... Cool game though."} +{"tweet": "I basically live on instgram"} +{"tweet": "Food has cheered me up today that's pretty sad\\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Skippin that half day and goin hunting."} +{"tweet": "Cliff may or may not be planning to murder us"} +{"tweet": "Boys want girlfriends who play xbox and wear jordans? it sounds like you need a boyfriend if you ask me."} +{"tweet": "People who think I get pissed off easily need to spend a day with the guy I work with on Thursdays lol. He takes it to a whole new level"} +{"tweet": "@MadelineeCurry please tell me you even understand that joke"} +{"tweet": "@Cosmo_Beauty @Najra_xo and you felt the need to tweet this why???"} +{"tweet": "@Pro_xo yep"} +{"tweet": "4 days off! #thankGod"} +{"tweet": "@jordandesiree98 so I have a question..."} +{"tweet": "@cbells202 sadly I am!"} +{"tweet": "@Megan_kyliene Yayy okayyyy! #itsaplanstan"} +{"tweet": "Wish I felt better so I would feel like getting all beautified."} +{"tweet": "@MTellerico3 wasn't aware u can read a voicemail."} +{"tweet": "Holy subtweets"} +{"tweet": "@jennamazzetti I miss you so much more and I love you to Hunny!"} +{"tweet": "Counting Cars \\u2764"} +{"tweet": "The thrills in the chase"} +{"tweet": "These past 4 months though(: >>>> @akulzer617"} +{"tweet": "@AmazinBlueFan he yells like he got shot in the kneecap"} +{"tweet": "Got a 75 on my biology regents! #thatsafirst"} +{"tweet": "@JasonWhitney24 you're a moron!"} +{"tweet": "@dipperspike hoping there will be a dipper sighting this Christmas! He has been as stealth as #Sasquatch!"} +{"tweet": "dad make it stop"} +{"tweet": "You have no right. #pissed"} +{"tweet": "@yourrachet aunt brandie?!"} +{"tweet": "@SandevHandy It's true, even up here in the country there's a half mile radius of internet around the farm."} +{"tweet": "@cahrleh7 omg tell me about it?!"} +{"tweet": "5 days of racing and were finally on our way home, and as soon as i get home im wrenching. #racemood"} +{"tweet": "Stuck here.."} +{"tweet": "Life is so much more fulfilling when it's #49ers season."} +{"tweet": "I'm so ready for this school year to be over, because that means no more government. \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "The one and only Cheerios."} +{"tweet": "Could definitely get use to were going home getting played on the radio"} +{"tweet": "Another long fun filled work day.... Really shouldn't have had Wilbur's revenge last night at famous Dave's I'm paying for it today."} +{"tweet": "@c_schlady we could always go & watch paint dry. #alwaysagoodtime #pureexcitement"} +{"tweet": "Creep'n"} +{"tweet": "@rackedupshawddy bring me fooddddd \\ud83d\\ude29"} +{"tweet": "Me myself and I. The three musketeers"} +{"tweet": "I'm so annoyed right now.."} +{"tweet": "@TDSpidey616 there's one where homer comes home an catches them and Glenn shoots them all, yeah?"} +{"tweet": "What a great day! Fishing all afternoon... now some ball practice!"} +{"tweet": "@mallorystapler is probably wondering why i always send her random pictures \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "@KizzyKelm hahaha"} +{"tweet": "Love the way my life is looking, regardless of whose leaving and whose coming in..."} +{"tweet": "@RealStephano IKR?!"} +{"tweet": "@ktiller12 FOR SURE?!?"} +{"tweet": "I can be surrounded by a sea of people & still feel all alone."} +{"tweet": "Cheese is scum"} +{"tweet": "In this life you can't wait for things to happen. You have to go make it happen."} +{"tweet": "I never tell anyone anything anymore"} +{"tweet": "Goodnight @MacieMakenna I love you"} +{"tweet": "Like all those days and weeks and months i've tried to steal a kiss, and all those sleepless nights and daydreams where i've pictured this"} +{"tweet": "I have 48 pictures on my phone and my sister has 10,192. #wow"} +{"tweet": "@cli6cli6 Heading to CES too?"} +{"tweet": "Omg season premier of #svu is gonna be amaze balls"} +{"tweet": "I love when my dog gets out of my backyard and I get to chase him down in the rain"} +{"tweet": "Other people just read my mind and say exactly what I'm thinking. Kudos to them I guess."} +{"tweet": "@bayleeak14 thank you \\ud83d\\ude0a"} +{"tweet": "@edoug551 just giving you shit bro!"} +{"tweet": "@Apane57 @27antonio27 @DandreEver @OliviaaConnors @TyriqueHall22 pore pane getting bombed with this"} +{"tweet": "Daryl better not be next or I'll kill someone"} +{"tweet": "i love marissa"} +{"tweet": "I'm done. Stick a fork in me. These kids need to go to bed!"} +{"tweet": "I just found my new favorite song \\ud83d\\udc4c thanks #Pandora"} +{"tweet": "That moment when you're at work and can't download iOS 7"} +{"tweet": "It'd be nice if we could get a stop"} +{"tweet": "@kray_kris @bTELLS @JColeNC how do u not love yeezus!!?"} +{"tweet": "You\\u2019re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract."} +{"tweet": "@DjPaulyDArmy if it wasn't for you and vinny jersey shore would have been a dud you guys kept me laughing"} +{"tweet": "who loves me enough to let me come over and watch the world series later tonight? any takers...?"} +{"tweet": "@dariantrammel hahahahahahha. Completely forgot about that one. It's epic. I'm so talented."} +{"tweet": "I really don't like children all that much."} +{"tweet": "Legendary."} +{"tweet": "I'm to damn nice sometimes."} +{"tweet": "I'm in the cuddling mood #whatthehell"} +{"tweet": "Andddd i'm late to confirmation class"} +{"tweet": "@ashleyEbruce perfect"} +{"tweet": "Remembering so many today."} +{"tweet": "Season 6 bitch"} +{"tweet": "@spearsjd that was mom! \\ud83d\\ude20"} +{"tweet": "It's only a big deal if you make it a big deal ."} +{"tweet": "Call me dumb but I don't really understand the concept of #GPOY without the use of a picture... #anybodyelse"} +{"tweet": "Enjoy the little things in life."} +{"tweet": "NO WAY!!!!!!!!!! Flacco doesn't disappoint"} +{"tweet": "Just my luck... #wtf"} +{"tweet": "so who wants to pick me up, bring me to the grocery store and bring me back home? I'm way too lazy to drive 3/4 a mile down the road \\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I'm about that hipster look thooo \\ud83d\\udc8b #fab"} +{"tweet": "Tis the season for fuzzy socks \\u263a"} +{"tweet": "@megan_kennedy13 love you also<33"} +{"tweet": "@ThugBitchSona well I guess I have two now. Lol."} +{"tweet": "Ill miss @MidWest_Mess the most when I delete my twitter she's a true visionary and a spectacular women"} +{"tweet": "@x__________Tyra oh my god your a monster \\ud83d\\ude31"} +{"tweet": "This has to be the worst new years I have ever had."} +{"tweet": "can it be Thanksgiving already?"} +{"tweet": "I feel so lost when I'm not with you ."} +{"tweet": "@bcolestock mts are way better go with them the ones on my silverado lasted forever"} +{"tweet": "@kirstenwhite_ \\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a\\ud83d\\ude0a thank you SO much. That means so much to me! Love you girl! :)"} +{"tweet": "I guess I have to live my life by what others tell me, because it's so wrong for me to be the happiest because of who I want to love."} +{"tweet": "@loren_pilon love you go eat some pretzels"} +{"tweet": "What to do what to do"} +{"tweet": "Caedus hadn't felt the blaster bolt coming. His concentration was slipping."} +{"tweet": "Illamasqua nail polish \\ud83d\\ude0d"} +{"tweet": "I make myself sick."} +{"tweet": "@akloken5 thank you haha"} +{"tweet": "if people keep bailing im going to go crazy omfg"} +{"tweet": "Catfish is just stupid."} +{"tweet": "I feel good when I see something wanelo I have."} +{"tweet": "@alimarie102 lies \\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "My main goal is to get delta there first football state championship ! #deltafootball"} +{"tweet": "@DannySousa401 well I am lmao"} +{"tweet": "@Aleesh18 @MatanFarhi I have those dance moves on video! \\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\udc4d hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@alannakathleen is a skank."} +{"tweet": "This new app is doing a shitty job of giving me notifications. Savage animals."} +{"tweet": "Liars..."} +{"tweet": "The Company Man, who versus whom scene, haha!"} +{"tweet": "I love storms \\u2614\\u26a1\\ud83d\\ude34"} +{"tweet": "Red Wings a strong defensive team?!?!?! Killed 2 5-3 power plays. 2-0 Wings after 2! #GoWings"} +{"tweet": "Coffee sounds good."} +{"tweet": "@kristensieg fag"} +{"tweet": "no windows ajar.... i have a plush blanket under me and on me. but my feet still manage to be ice? #icant"} +{"tweet": "@Taylo15 under you bed?"} +{"tweet": "Picslip coming down after the ravens game"} +{"tweet": "Hey look I'm not dead in a ditch lol \\ud83d\\udc33 #YOLO"} +{"tweet": "@BaileyHeisler it's only the middle of April. The snow isn't gonna last much longer"} +{"tweet": "@drewski61 @dtrizzle2350 look at last tweet!"} +{"tweet": "@Dbcouch yes I think so"} +{"tweet": "@sarahtraeger you are out without me!? :P"} +{"tweet": "@M_MJ0 cant no time"} +{"tweet": "That's why I have"} +{"tweet": "I literally cannot with Jennifer Lawrence's new haircut"} +{"tweet": "If only I had people to text, then I could complain about how iMessage isn't working #LivingTheThugLife"} +{"tweet": "Game changing call"} +{"tweet": "@Jhewitt77 go watch the sandy hook conspiracy video, shit made me a believer"} +{"tweet": "She used to be the sweetest girl..."} +{"tweet": "@Cubsmom61 bsu allows 3 absent days & after 9 its autofail but for a teacher to take the grade down a letter grade is straight ridiculous."} +{"tweet": "I just want to see everybody happy! Is that too much to ask for?!"} +{"tweet": "My first week at Eku is complete!"} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to go fishing!"} +{"tweet": "He never actually cuddles."} +{"tweet": "I don't care what anyone says. Being out in the rain & cold DOES give you the sniffles. =("} +{"tweet": "@dom_valenti98 shes in a better place now"} +{"tweet": "42 Days!!!!! :-)"} +{"tweet": "Fuck you , fuck you, you're cool, fuck you! I'm out!"} +{"tweet": "ugh my family is making me open gifts now"} +{"tweet": "@Isaac_Ward06 hmm... You win this compliment battle..."} +{"tweet": "@KatelynMongenel how much?"} +{"tweet": "I wanna FaceTime.."} +{"tweet": "Someone DM/TEXT/SNAPCHAT me thanks."} +{"tweet": "@sarasnead as I favorited and retweeted that I have been eating all my candy"} +{"tweet": "You live and you learn."} +{"tweet": "If I call you and you don't answer, I expect you to call me back."} +{"tweet": "Like im pretty sure we were made for eachother hahah"} +{"tweet": "I love school and girls more than school"} +{"tweet": "Shark tank shark tank shark tank"} +{"tweet": "@Dancer0033 it was a good fight lol"} +{"tweet": "Give me the truth, even if I don't like it."} +{"tweet": "@KierstenGoings @Kel_Goings and next weekend?!\\ud83d\\ude09\\ud83d\\ude01"} +{"tweet": "I'm here to be the odds set against me, I wish the worst luck to anyone who bet against me"} +{"tweet": "@m0rgasm__ TOTALLY DEPENDS ON LENGTH"} +{"tweet": "Got my butt kicked at work last night. Ready for bed. #onehalfday #thenthreedaysoff"} +{"tweet": "@sjbryant25 HARDASS"} +{"tweet": "If you don't wake up you penis aid small"} +{"tweet": "Phones broke, no one text me."} +{"tweet": "What to do when your show ends on Netflix?"} +{"tweet": "Why doesn't ABC family play the Bring It On movies in order?!? \\ud83d\\ude0f\\ud83c\\udf80"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\udc4e"} +{"tweet": "@kaylynnmccreery how and on the lips? #BoldMove haha"} +{"tweet": "Didnt expect that response"} +{"tweet": "@brookestevens22 I miss u cuzz"} +{"tweet": "Drugs are good"} +{"tweet": "This isn't supposed to happen"} +{"tweet": "When my dad forgets to wake me up for my onroad and wake up to the sound of my driving instructor honking at me #BestWayToWakeUp"} +{"tweet": "I just can't deal anymore."} +{"tweet": "It's chilly outside, I feel like hibernating through winter this year. I'm not ready for it."} +{"tweet": "I have no idea how the heck I'm gonna get all my stuff to my nanas tomorrow..."} +{"tweet": "Now two"} +{"tweet": "@ErinLevonClary no matter what i ask for a bag full use maybe ten throw away 100 packets of awesome"} +{"tweet": "@AlexisAnnDavid I will thank you :)"} +{"tweet": "Second presentation of the day coming up. Going commando this time-leaving my notes behind. Why not? If I don\\u2019t know this stuff by now\\u2026"} +{"tweet": "@mariahcarey765 learn how to spell please."} +{"tweet": "@animaz_ @gvgrundis nintendo looks very spanish"} +{"tweet": "If @KatieGlagolev drank alcohol I think we'd cause a lot of ruckus"} +{"tweet": "@meganpiercee you need to ask for a rifle for Christmas. Santa will understand. \\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83c\\udf85"} +{"tweet": "@ThtNiggaCal @KaptainKlueless that's right dont get it twisted"} +{"tweet": "@jmznvs Not yet. I keep hoping T-Mobile adds wifi calling to the Z10, thought."} +{"tweet": "Call God"} +{"tweet": "@emnayla @coopiecatt @RyanCaveness EM WE ALL HAVE TO HANG OUT WHEN I GET BACK"} +{"tweet": "Everything needs to just turn orange already, I'm sick of hot."} +{"tweet": "@rabercody sloths and league of legends"} +{"tweet": "Erynn always tells me to go to work for her and that people won't notice they will just think she dyed her hair???? Like wut"} +{"tweet": "The fact that Psycho Sue decides to get my car serviced literally as we are about to leave #wtf #areyoukiddingme"} +{"tweet": "I'd like to take the time to love your body, rub your body, kiss & hug your bodyy"} +{"tweet": "can i be alot tanner, like i'm white. \\ue411"} +{"tweet": "It's just me and my sister going so"} +{"tweet": "Ugg too many notifications I can't keep up!!"} +{"tweet": "As if I'm getting up right now for work"} +{"tweet": "I wish I could just go 5 seconds without getting mad at someone. Like come up with your own ideas and be your own person. \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\ude12"} +{"tweet": "We all miss @OwensK_Ginger7"} +{"tweet": "Love the people that love you because they feed your love.\\n\\nLove the people that hate you because they need your love."} +{"tweet": "Can't wait to catch up with my dude @KStackzBayBee4 next week"} +{"tweet": "@ZachBerube I'm 8th in line"} +{"tweet": "I didn't tweet ALL DAY. Wtf is wrong with me?! Do I actually have a life?!"} +{"tweet": "@jordanch34 wait till they see @hkeane181 arm's"} +{"tweet": "Abb leaves me for mid night faps on the laptop"} +{"tweet": "If someone wants to bring me like a brownie or cupcake to school tomorrow I'll love you..."} +{"tweet": "Just applied for the @Indians social suite."} +{"tweet": "@greg_par32 oh well thanks anyway"} +{"tweet": "I'm sure you were lol \\ud83d\\ude02"} +{"tweet": "Kamp Omelette is coming together... Save the date. May 31-June 2....more info coming Really soon!! Thanks! Are you ready for the Summer?"} +{"tweet": "@Gwinnie_Girl8 revenge is so much better these days."} +{"tweet": "Is the battery life on the galaxy s3 terrible because i feel like it is"} +{"tweet": "Better see everyone at jack Williams field Wednesday to watch post 2 play against Minot #PackTheJack"} +{"tweet": "@coochhh @J2theLAM the streets need answers"} +{"tweet": "Just saw @BSM_Turner28 last quote n I figured out why there was 2 glasses of water. #thirsty #getit"} +{"tweet": "I wish my problems and pain would just go away."} +{"tweet": "@LKeepz that blows hahaha"} +{"tweet": "@jettie_moore you eat your fish?!?!?!? #pets? #gross lol"} +{"tweet": "@Camelback374 @gridley4398 you'll do great! You sang great the whole way up here."} +{"tweet": "Ha formal is gay as fuck"} +{"tweet": "\\ud83d\\ude0e"} +{"tweet": "Please let me hit Devin 10 times in the face with a brick."} +{"tweet": "Why am I doing this?"} +{"tweet": "I'm cleaning out my closet"} +{"tweet": "@Struble69 life's never simple and it's never easy.."} +{"tweet": "I'm the only person that can get lost in Lebanon, IN."} +{"tweet": "@Tarqosis @PlayStation Yeah, so I've seen. Its sad when several hundred trophies is meaningless."} +{"tweet": "Paul Ryan is on CNN. He is still an asshole."} +{"tweet": "People probably think I'm insane right now, it looks like I'm being bipolar with myself on twitter"} +{"tweet": "@BarbRichter1 @stephhedrick She cooks for me when she comes to visit!! That was Subway!! Lol!!"} +{"tweet": "Practice cancelled, and then it stops raining a few minutes after. Story of my week."} +{"tweet": "@irritatedwoman Not a good sign when you have to read your testimony . or attempt to."} +{"tweet": "@Denaaaa I am"} +{"tweet": "Annoying af"} +{"tweet": "Can't believe Mr. Keller is making us write a 3-5 page paper \\ud83d\\ude21\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b\\ud83d\\udd2b"} +{"tweet": "Not too shabby of a Monday!"} +{"tweet": "@owen_ambrose 's name is Owen chew Ambrose on twitter #lol I remember when I was 12 hehehe"} +{"tweet": "Throwbacks on Reno 911 I see @azizansari \\ud83d\\ude04"} +{"tweet": "I hate being best friends with a girl like 20xs prettier then me, @tannabaay"} +{"tweet": "I think coffee is beginning to have the same effects as Xanax."} +{"tweet": "I better go to worlds of fun and a royals game at least once this summer... \\ud83d\\ude23"} +{"tweet": "Passing out so someone feel free to send me a goodnight text \\ud83d\\ude34\\ud83d\\udca4"} +{"tweet": "Guess what guys! Tomorrow's Monday and we don't have to get up for school! #yay #sleepingin"} +{"tweet": "Such a great night with @mpc_xoxo10"} +{"tweet": "@JREEDOVO you'll be okay, as well as the college kids JReed. Just get off of twitter if its bothering you that much? Lol.\\ud83d\\ude33"} +{"tweet": "Every time I see that Swamp Hunters commercial where the rednecks fire their guns in the water, I wish for a deadly ricochet."} +{"tweet": "Hi, I am looking for Molly. I have been searching everywhere and I cannot seem to find Molly. \\nMolly. \\nMolly. \\nMolly. \\nMolly."} +{"tweet": "@marcus_bryson2 I can't get another ticket. Gotta play it safe."} +{"tweet": "Ate way to much \\ud83d\\ude37"} +{"tweet": "The fact that he has to go work tomorrow<<<<"} +{"tweet": "#HonestyHour I still want you..."} +{"tweet": "Maybe we should spend some of that $300+ library fee on some computers that don't decide to shut down in the middle of a test"} +{"tweet": "Stop texting me"} +{"tweet": "@A_Burnsy29 @Andy_kohl233 @luby3131 he's so lucky he's wearing sunglasses"} +{"tweet": "@Gabrielle_4919 oh"} +{"tweet": "They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard"} +{"tweet": "So someone already puked in the elevator..sign of a good year? #ithinkso"} +{"tweet": "#HeatWin ."} +{"tweet": "@DougBabbitt @Eddie_s25 i have no idea what you meant by that"} +{"tweet": "@TriggaTrey_24 @austin_osborne If you were in the VIP I'd be at the Table Next to you with more bottles doe"} +{"tweet": "It's a great day when you wake up before your alarm goes off \\ud83d\\udc4d"} +{"tweet": "@amd6841 is ur novel out anywhere online or stores?"} +{"tweet": "Another shooting in Colorado... Damn they are worst then Maine"} +{"tweet": "Ugh...I love getting sick just in time for my time off #sarcasm"}