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Uh, |
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you came here because you want tech news, |
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and I know that. |
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And that's why I have that ready for, |
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I have it ready for you right here. |
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It's just, one second. |
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Apple doesn't want to allow iPhone users |
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to install apps from outside of the app store, AKA side loading, |
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but according to Mark Gurm's together strong Gurman, |
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the company looks like it's doing the tech giant equivalent |
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of gritting its teeth and wincing in anticipation |
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of getting a very painful temporary tattoo. |
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See, the EU's Digital Market Act requires gatekeeper companies like Google and Apple |
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to open up their software ecosystems by March, 2024. |
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The Gurman, financial filings from Apple, |
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as well as code found in the iOS 17.2 beta, |
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all point to Apple preparing to allow side loading on iPhones before that deadline, |
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so in the next few months. |
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However, unlike their rollout of USB-C on iPhones, |
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which happened because of EU pressure, |
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side loading may only be allowed in the EU itself. |
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But while Apple is preparing to do the unthinkable, |
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letting their users decide something for themselves, |
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the trillion dollar company is reportedly also quietly cooking up a Hail Mary in the form of several appeals, |
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challenging the EU's decision to label the iOS app store and iMessage as gatekeeper services. |
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Apple doesn't think of itself as gatekeeping anything. |
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And if they are, it's more like a girl boss gaslight situation. |
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Like, wow, yes, queen. |
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Constructive criticism isn't real. |
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Anyway, get ready to provide a whole new level of tech support for your iPhone using friends. |
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In other Apple news, concerns over the company's decision |
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to limit the base model M3 MacBook Pro to eight gigabytes of RAM, sorry, unified memory, |
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have been somewhat validated, |
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according to YouTuber Max Tech. |
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He put an eight gigabyte and a 16 gigabyte M3 MacBook Pro head to head, |
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and found that, unsurprising to nearly everyone, |
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the 16 gigabyte laptop enjoys a sizable performance boost over the eight gigabyte model, |
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exporting photos and videos as much as three times faster, |
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despite only having two times the remembering power. |
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Now, enthusiasts only got more upset about Apple's decision to under-equip the base model MacBook Pro |
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after the company's VP of worldwide marketing, Bob Borchers, |
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totally borked himself by telling Billy Billy creator, Yee Lee |
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that eight gigabytes of RAM on the M3 MacBook |
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Pro is analogous to 16 gigabytes on other systems. |
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Now, you can acknowledge that Apple's software and hardware optimization is high art, |
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while also being glad you weren't drinking some delicious 2% milk when you heard Borchers claim. |
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Because I changed my pants enough times in one day, okay? |
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But hey, at least Apple used two separate NAND modules for the storage this time. |
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Well, |
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Apple asked for that. |
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They don't care. |
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Intel has been waiting its turn to be called out for some nonsense, |
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so thank goodness that MSI released a BIOS update for its Z790 motherboards |
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that enables support for the incredibly generic sounding |
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Intel Application Optimization feature, or APO. |
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The feature is actually pretty cool. |
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Hardware Unboxed did some testing with their now updated MSI boards, |
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and credited APO as a fix |
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for the way Intel's efficiency cores, or E-cores, handle gaming. |
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But despite sounding like something that should work on pretty much any Intel chip with efficiency cores, |
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like the 12th and 13th gen lineups, |
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APO only works on select 14th gen core processors. |
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And when Hub asked Intel, |
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what's the deal with that? |
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Intel gave a bone chillingly corporate response. |
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Intel has no plans to support prior generation products with application optimization. |
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Hello? |
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I'm a human being. |
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I have feelings. |
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Beep boop. |
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Hardware Unboxed also asked Intel |
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if they plan to support more than the only two games that work with APO right now, |
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Metro Exodus and Rainbow Six Siege, |
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to which Intel replied, yeah, probably. |
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Quick Bits, man, they are, they're so cool. |
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I'm in a rush today. |
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I didn't have time to think of something amazing. |
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Okay, well, |
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NVIDIA has announced the H200, |
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an upgraded version of the H1. |
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The H200 GPU, |
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which is so in demand for running AI right now |
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that the US's dollar value might get tethered to it soon. |
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The H200's specs appear to be largely similar to the H100's, |
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except for the memory, |
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which is upgraded from HBM3 to HBM3e, |
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boosting memory bandwidth, clocks, and capacity. |
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The H100 had 80 gigabytes of VRAM, |
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while the H200 has 141. |
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Think about all the things you could do with that. |
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Like emulate 8.88 gigabyte M3 Macbook Pros |
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Yeah, you're gonna do the math. |
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RTX 4090s are still pouring into repair shops with melted power plugs |
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more than a year after problems with the card's 12 volt high power connector were first reported, |
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according to Alex from Northridge Fix on YouTube. |
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He says his repair shop still gets about 20 to 25 4090s in per week, |
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proving once and for all that the 4090 owners |
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just didn't plug them in right, guys. |
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You gotta push it all the way in. |
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It's your fault. |
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Thankfully, |
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PCI SIG has now redesigned the connector, |
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so hopefully future generations of financially questionable decision makers |
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won't endure the suffering you have. |
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It's not actually your fault. |
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I was joking. |
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Stop writing that comment. |
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Australia's ports are reopening after being shut down by a massive cyber attack three days ago, |
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according to DP World Australia, |
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which is not related to what you're thinking of. |
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It's actually the country's biggest ports operator, |
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which still sounds... |
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Damn it. |
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The cyber attack caused huge delays and congestion, |
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and some data was apparently stolen by the perpetrators, |
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who are believed to be foreign state actors. |
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But I reckon they should see whether the front fell off. |
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Widely reported issues with SanDisk Extreme Pro SSDs |
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are the result of hardware issues unfixable by any firmware update, |
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according to data recovery company Atingo. |
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Their managing director told Futurezone |
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that some of the components SanDisk used are too big for their circuit boards, |
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leading to unstable connections, |
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which caused some components to pop off the board entirely, |
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and not in a good way. |
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I would be shocked and appalled by this |
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if I didn't remember that SanDisk is owned by Western Digital. |
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And Tesla's order agreement for the Cybertruck forbids owners from selling the polygonal vehicle for one year after it's delivered, |
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unless you tell Tesla you want to sell it and give them a chance to buy it back from you. |
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If they don't want to buy it back, |
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they might give you written permission |
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to sell it to a third party, |
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like a hall pass, |
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but for basic economic rights. |
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If you violate this or any other provision in the agreement, |
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Tesla says they may locate and disable the vehicle electronically. |
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And really, I mean, |
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this should all make sense if you bought a Cybertruck. |
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It's not a normal truck. |
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It's... |
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It's ugly. |
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But you're beautiful inside and out, |
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and that's why I know you're gonna come back on Wednesday for more tech news. |
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It's just who you are, you know. |
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We love you for that. |
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Please. |