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NVIDIA has announced that it plans to launch |
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its new NVIDIA app out of beta before the end of this year. |
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Now, users with some combination of the NVIDIA control panel, |
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the GeForce Experience app, |
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and the RTX Experience app already on their PC |
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may be experiencing some apprehension, |
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but the new app is actually intended |
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to unify the features of all three apps |
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and in the darkness bind them |
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into a single streamlined experience. |
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We've had three, yes. |
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What about fourth app? |
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NVIDIA has also added a handful of new features, |
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such as a toggle for G-Sync, |
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multi-monitor support for RTX HDR, |
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and driver rollback. |
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Heck yeah. |
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The app allows users to sort their games the way they want, |
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and the new UI allows users to customize the font and colors |
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in case neon green on black just doesn't jive with your particular brand of dyslexia. |
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But NVIDIA is not the only one bringing cool new features out of beta. |
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AMD the perpetual ash to NVIDIA's Gary, |
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launched Fluid Motion Frames 2, |
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alongside the rollout of its 24.9.1 adrenaline driver. |
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AFMF2 demonstrates substantial performance gains |
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and fixes the first version's notorious input lag issue. |
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It also comes with improved geometric downscaling, |
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just in case you're the kind of psychopath |
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who likes watching movies in a super tiny window |
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rather than their native size. |
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I need to make room for subway surfers. |
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A pair of students at Harvard have released a paper |
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on an experiment they conducted |
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where they ran facial recognition software |
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through a pair of Meta smart glasses. |
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The glasses would then automatically cross-reference |
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that face with social media |
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and compile a profile on the person, |
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including name, biographical information, |
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personal associations, |
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and even sometimes addresses. |
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The students filmed themselves |
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approaching strangers in public places, |
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greeting them by name, |
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and claiming to have met them previously, |
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through a shared event or organization. |
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While the system was occasionally inaccurate, |
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this is a clear demonstration of how such technology |
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could be used for harm by a malicious actor. |
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Just think about the last time somebody |
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who knew your name, occupation, and birth date |
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stopped you on the street. |
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Literally never happened to me, |
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and I'm vaguely famous. |
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I probably assume I was the jerk |
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who forgot my old acquaintance and their snazzy glasses. |
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How could I forget those? |
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The student group has committed to not releasing the tool |
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that they showed everyone that they had, |
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but Meta won't even commit to not training their AI |
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using smart glasses photos, |
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a feature that can notably be set off accidentally |
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using common keywords such as look. |
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Meta, much like a giant irradiated squid kaiju, |
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seems determined to use every tendril of its organization |
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to violate our privacy in new and horrible ways |
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previously known only to science fiction. |
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And Eldritch Horror. |
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But Mark looks great, doesn't he? |
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Who cares if he made a deal with Cthulhu? |
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Microsoft is rolling out voice and vision capabilities |
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for its AI assistant co-pilot, |
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as well as enhanced reasoning, |
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which would be a big deal if it wasn't for the fact |
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that most Microsoft AI innovations |
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are actually just open AI innovations |
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that were already rolled out several weeks ago. |
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It's been 28 years, |
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but despite the odds, |
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Microsoft is still trying to make Clippy happen |
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with an assistant that has a friendly, human-like voice |
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that dynamically responds to the user's emotions |
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and makes interjections like cool |
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and huh to give the impression of active listening. |
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It's as good a reminder as any |
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to try to call up your actual friends |
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and make plans this weekend. |
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You may be lonely, |
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but please don't be making small talk |
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with lobotomized Cortana lonely. |
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If it was Sydney, |
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it'd be a whole nother thing, |
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but she's gone. |
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According to Microsoft AI Tsar Mustafa Suleiman, |
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we're just a year away from ever-present, |
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highly capable AI assistants, |
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but he kind of has to make big claims like that, |
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given how crowded the field |
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of AI development has gotten |
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with deep-pocketed tech giants. |
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Gemini Live, Google's own enhanced voice mode, |
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is now freely available to all Android users, |
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while Nvidia just announced |
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its own GPT-4-class |
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open-source AI model |
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with weights already available and training code coming soon. |
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I didn't see that coming. |
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Honestly, at this point, |
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Taylor Swift could surprise drop a new AI assistant next week, |
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and it'd only be a little weird. |
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It'd be more weird if I didn't tell you |
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I'm just realizing the potential here. |
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Quick bits. |
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I'll tell you eventually. |
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Indie app developer, Christian Selig, |
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best known for the now-defunct Apollo app for Reddit, |
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has now had Juno, |
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his third-party YouTube app for the Vision Pro, |
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shut down, |
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most likely at Google's request. |
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While Selig probably saw this coming, |
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the closure means that there is no longer a chance for it |
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to become a YouTube app for the platform. |
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YouTube claimed that a native app for Vision Pro |
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was on its roadmap back in February, |
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but that the company was focused |
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on ensuring a great experience in Safari, |
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an experience that continued to suck |
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for several months afterwards. |
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What are the odds that we get an official YouTube app on Meta's Orion |
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before we get one on the Vision Pro? |
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Mark looks really good. |
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I can't stress this enough. |
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I cannot tell you how good his curls look |
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after that Cthulhu deal. |
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AMD's new flagship X870 and X870E motherboards |
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are now available, |
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and that's fine. |
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The X870 non-E could be considered a downgrade for some use cases, |
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since it has the same single Promontory 21 die configuration |
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as last gen's lower tier B650 mobos. |
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And on top of that, |
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some PCIe lanes will need to be dedicated |
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to accommodating USB 4, |
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which is great, |
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provided you can take advantage of USB 4, |
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more objectively, |
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What's effectively bad is that many X870 motherboards |
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do support Wi-Fi 7, |
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but don't have the hardware |
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to go above Wi-Fi 6E speeds. |
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Because once again, |
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tech specs don't actually mean anything |
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and are purely vibes based. |
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Reddit has changed its settings |
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to stop users from protesting. |
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Last year, |
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when the API changes were announced, |
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Redditors protested by turning subreddits private or only showing not safe for work content. |
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Right, it was a bit of a minefield for a second there. |
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Now, setting a subreddit to private |
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or changing a safe for work subreddit to not safe for work |
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requires Reddit's permission. |
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VP of Community, Laura Nestler, told The Verge |
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that the change has been in motion since at least 2021, |
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but it was accelerated by last year's events. |
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The official Reddit post says protests are still allowed, |
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just not ones that actually impact the site. |
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You know, protests Reddit can ignore. |
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You have the right to protest in your own basement. |
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It's the only King joke I've made in this episode. |
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And California has updated its consumer privacy act |
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to protect individuals' neural data, |
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preventing tech firms from collecting, sharing, |
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or selling info collected from |
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your nervous system. |
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A similar law protecting brain data |
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was passed in Colorado earlier this year. |
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Unfortunately, this is necessary |
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because the dark future is approaching |
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and someone has to stop the corpos from trying to protect |
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or trying to download your consciousness |
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while you scroll a brain dance. |
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I never played Cyberpunk, |
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so I don't know what I just said, |
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but it felt cool. |
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And okay, fine, |
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I'll tell you why I'm dressed this way. |
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It's Riley week on Floatplane. |
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So I guess that means that I've dressed like a king. |
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I'm the king of Floatplane. |
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I got to make videos like however I want. |
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So watch these clips. |
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Gotta get the blood up. |
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The core issue with Star Wars today, as I see it, |
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is that it's struggling to change itself |
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How is your Tim Cook impression so good? |
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I don't know. |
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The ship is not moving. |
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Shoot the ship. |
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What does being a minimalist actually mean? |
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I'm gonna be so loud. |
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I'm gonna be so disruptive. |
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Bing bong. |
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How is Riley's mom? |
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You keep my mom's name out your- |
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So subscribe to Floatplane |
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if you want to see those |
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and come back on Friday for more tech news. |
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And also on Friday, |
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my 20 minute rant about Star Wars on Floatplane, |
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as I've mentioned. |
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Be there, choom. |
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Still don't know what that means. |
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