narySt/text_detoxification_dataset · Datasets at Hugging Face

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"oh, hell, stop with the dodgier when I ask!"	"Stop dodging my question, damn you!"	0.701079	0.173913	0.349767	0.999643	0.649876	0.649876	9	6	576,361
six million dollars?	Six fucking million?!	0.8597	0.045455	0.00004	0.986932	0.986892	0.986892	3	3	576,363
a huge nose.	His nose is huge.	0.86393	0.277778	0.004577	0.742564	0.737987	0.737987	3	4	576,364
looking back, there was a foolish mistake; the fact that the local police almost exposed him was the one that caught the attention of the CIA, which occasionally needed people with its unique art.	A foolish error in retrospect, one result of his almost-discovery by a local police force was that he'd come to the attention of CIA, which occasionally needed people with his unique skills.	0.767165	0.030457	0.055532	0.82414	0.768608	0.768608	34	32	576,365
if Rocco finds out who you are, it may be over with you.	If Rocco finds out, you might end up dead.	0.604052	0.245614	0.000211	0.862807	0.862596	0.862596	13	9	576,367
he can't just say, I'll break your legs?	Why can't he just say "I'm gonna break your legs," man?	0.829934	0.267857	0.188004	0.968187	0.780183	0.780183	8	11	576,368
I'm gonna break up!	I'm gonna break your face!	0.762667	0.259259	0.005127	0.996023	0.990896	0.990896	4	5	576,369
I live in this building.	I live in this building, asshole.	0.72198	0.264706	0.000041	0.999458	0.999416	0.999416	5	6	576,370
put the gun down, please.	Throw the gun to the floor, please.	0.794067	0.277778	0.046591	0.768412	0.721821	0.721821	5	7	576,371
and they don't become feminist cows who don't change their wedding name.	And they won't be a damn feminist bitch keeps her own name when you marry.	0.647567	0.026667	0.02358	0.99951	0.97593	0.97593	12	15	576,373
"you must be from Peru because you're terribly Sexi."	"You must be from lreland because when I look at you my penis is Dublin."	0.657454	0.27027	0.007315	0.998021	0.990706	0.990706	9	15	576,375
do you think I don't know?	Shit, don't you think I know that?	0.753218	0.228571	0.000044	0.99868	0.998636	0.998636	6	7	576,376
and I don't want to... I don't want to screw it up.	And I don't-- I don't wanna suck at it.	0.788645	0.230769	0.000165	0.995696	0.995532	0.995532	12	9	576,377
"hell," said Lucian.	"Shit," said Lucian.	0.942999	0	0.009234	0.996443	0.987209	0.987209	3	3	576,379
oh, hell...	Damn...	0.778233	0.333333	0.035407	0.999181	0.963775	0.963775	2	1	576,381
get out of here, Jerry!	Get the fuck out of here, Jerry!	0.920822	0.272727	0.002043	0.998853	0.99681	0.99681	5	7	576,382
bloody hell...	Now, damn...	0.756432	0.133333	0.079988	0.999527	0.919539	0.919539	2	2	576,383
I didn't shoot... But I can cut your belt.	I didn't shoot... but I should take belt to your punk ass.	0.706017	0.271186	0.013267	0.999346	0.986078	0.986078	9	12	576,385
you were...	You were... fuck.	0.730545	0.333333	0.000083	0.999562	0.999479	0.999479	2	3	576,387
we're gonna sit on our back while the fuzzy parchat roark tastes the victim number 4.	Sit on our hands while that Roark brat gets his sick thrills with victim number four.	0.688158	0	0.003909	0.932737	0.928828	0.928828	16	16	576,388
what are you doing?	What the hell?	0.67378	0.25	0.000047	0.945304	0.945257	0.945257	4	3	576,390
he asked if you could hand him a clean towel and... and your whip.	He asked if you could bring him a clean towel and-- and your riding crap.	0.81779	0.094595	0.008972	0.996406	0.987434	0.987434	14	15	576,393
you almost drowned me.	You almost drowned me, nigga.	0.847734	0.233333	0.011263	0.998764	0.987501	0.987501	4	5	576,395
he was a lukewarm Methodist and privately thought John Groggins was a sledgehammer.	He was a nonpracticing Methodist, and privately thought that John Groggins was the asshole of the Western world.	0.683741	0.256637	0.0216	0.99879	0.977191	0.977191	13	18	576,396
I decided I wanted to sleep with Toby, so I did.	I just decided that I wanted to have sex with Toby, so I did. Why?	0.8329	0.268657	0.157369	0.988047	0.830678	0.830678	11	15	576,397
so you're just being nasty to people who don't have problems.	So you're only awful to people that don't have problems.	0.881488	0.080645	0.007582	0.727261	0.71968	0.71968	11	10	576,400
he loved the Orb, only slept with concubines.	He had sex with concubines; he loved Orb.	0.810857	0.086957	0.002834	0.998516	0.995683	0.995683	8	8	576,403
but you're not the only one who smells a cow's placenta.	But you're not the only one who reeks of cow placenta.	0.926853	0.035088	0.084342	0.984096	0.899754	0.899754	11	11	576,404
and I guess things got really weird at the time.	It was right about then that shit started to really get weird.	0.643668	0.222222	0.000051	0.991886	0.991835	0.991835	10	12	576,405
and it took him more than five minutes to put together a lousy Double Mord.	And it had taken him bloody five bloody minutes to put together a bloody double Onion!	0.693527	0.126437	0.003909	0.567621	0.563713	0.563713	15	16	576,406
you're connected to a bomb, and Stefan is playing a vampire with a girl who broke your heart.	You're strung up to a bomb while Stefan plays vampire with a girl who broke your heart, but you are doing a very good job of acting like it doesn't suck.	0.775572	0.38961	0.015413	0.985782	0.970369	0.970369	18	31	576,407
are you sure he's on the team?	You sure she's on their team? - Stupid gash.	0.683618	0.311111	0.00004	0.999658	0.999619	0.999619	7	9	576,409
if this doesn't pass, I'm done.	I mean, if this doesn't go through, I'm screwed.	0.718933	0.346939	0.000041	0.892077	0.892036	0.892036	6	9	576,411
I think my mom's going crazy.	I think Mama's going crazy.	0.947797	0.066667	0.034468	0.646475	0.612007	0.612007	6	5	576,412
I'm the only one who remembers?	Am I the only one that fucking remembers that?	0.89592	0.319149	0.000039	0.941824	0.941785	0.941785	6	9	576,413
I hit Gunnar four times.	I shot Gunneson four times.	0.846969	0.107143	0.010073	0.750607	0.740534	0.740534	5	5	576,414
forget the pics, let's go back to the hotel and have a really nice snickers.	Oh, forget those jerks. Let's go back to the hotel and get Snicker-faced.	0.724409	0.038961	0.000534	0.999261	0.998727	0.998727	15	13	576,415
oh, really?	Really? Damn it!	0.811396	0.294118	0.000042	0.999308	0.999266	0.999266	2	3	576,416
bloody hell of a boy!	Damn stupid kid!	0.715119	0.227273	0.017864	0.999703	0.981839	0.981839	5	3	576,419
when they gave me the medicine, they destroyed my life just as they would have put a bullet in my head.	When they gave me that drug, they destroyed my life as surely as they'd put a bullet through my brain.	0.901942	0.009615	0.114944	0.858919	0.743975	0.743975	21	20	576,421
and what is time travel, your docile attempt to control the world around you, your fruitless effort to gain an answer to your question?	And what is time travel but your pathetic attempt to control the world around you, -your futile effort to have a question answered? -	0.811281	0.014706	0.00137	0.97388	0.97251	0.97251	24	24	576,422
I believe my brother-in-law told me this: "Dude, you're gonna be the best young man with a best mater."	I believe my brother-in-law's exact words were "dude, meet the finest jit with the finest shit.".	0.685527	0.057692	0.000049	0.998712	0.998663	0.998663	19	16	576,424
it's terribly irresponsible!	That is so damn irresponsible.	0.704318	0.064516	0.000093	0.930388	0.930295	0.930295	3	5	576,425
she even told me you were gonna try to seduce me...... and I was crazy saying, "Let's just take the best off of the pilot."	She even told me you'd try to seduce me... ...and I, like a fool, told her, "For now, let us only expect the best from the pilot."	0.843778	0.053435	0.006937	0.973122	0.966184	0.966184	25	27	576,427
I have something for you now, kiddo.	I got something for your ass now, boy.	0.649171	0.051282	0.000096	0.998975	0.998879	0.998879	7	8	576,428
because we do it to traitors.	Because that's what we do to traitors.	0.848261	0.230769	0.465263	0.977941	0.512678	0.512678	6	7	576,429
it always seemed like nonsense to me.	It always seemed stupid to me.	0.850211	0.184211	0.04019	0.994689	0.954499	0.954499	7	6	576,430
there's a grumpy little pensioner down there.	There's a miserable little pensioner down there.	0.846366	0.061224	0.013403	0.980253	0.96685	0.96685	7	7	576,431
are they rabid?	They're vermin.	0.668424	0	0.008824	0.999397	0.990573	0.990573	3	2	576,435
or you should have just deleted it.	Or just fucking delete it.	0.718717	0.25	0.000942	0.991853	0.990911	0.990911	7	5	576,436
we saved three lives, including a dog!	Rescued a family of 3 including their baby, a goddamn dog.	0.670321	0.338983	0.000071	0.998866	0.998795	0.998795	7	11	576,437
and don't eat too much, or do you want to die a virgin?	And don't eat so much unless you want to die a virgin.	0.832476	0.017857	0.049751	0.553178	0.503427	0.503427	13	12	576,440
listen, you little turd.	Listen, you little piece of shit.	0.90423	0.264706	0.441337	0.999703	0.558366	0.558366	4	6	576,441
hell, we're high Japanese researchers.	Damn it, we are high-powered Japanese executives.	0.634379	0.22	0.003114	0.995524	0.99241	0.99241	5	7	576,442
I'm in a jam.	I'm in some shit here.	0.688474	0.391304	0.000093	0.9891	0.989007	0.989007	4	5	576,443
put your head between your knees.	Stick your head between your legs...	0.780717	0.081081	0.005539	0.989915	0.984376	0.984376	6	6	576,444
"you will not speak to me, my lady, or I will have to strike again."	"You will not speak to me in that voice, lady, or I shall beat you in earnest."	0.72075	0.1375	0.015244	0.846504	0.83126	0.83126	15	17	576,447
at least I'll die trying.	Then I'll die trying.	0.788763	0.153846	0.017398	0.57506	0.557663	0.557663	5	4	576,448
a hard blow to the head and neck hits the heart artery and cut off the flow of blood into the brain.	A hard shot to the head and neck, collapses the carotid artery and cuts the flow of blood to the brain.	0.901953	0.028846	0.05918	0.677663	0.618483	0.618483	22	21	576,449
do you hate the smell of medicine too?	You don't like the smell of your own shit either?	0.662487	0.22	0.00013	0.999648	0.999518	0.999518	8	10	576,452
crazy hot cat.	A crazy hot chick.	0.783845	0.210526	0.035329	0.994564	0.959235	0.959235	3	4	576,453
get out of the way!	Fuck, get out of my way!	0.717499	0.2	0.000406	0.999601	0.999195	0.999195	5	6	576,454
she doesn't care what I think.	She doesn't give a damn what I think.	0.738916	0.184211	0.00068	0.906717	0.906037	0.906037	6	8	576,455
this is my favorite story, "Howard and the prostitutes" series.	KOOTHRAPPALl: Of all the "Howard humping hookers" stories, that one's my favorite.	0.777796	0.228916	0.029058	0.977159	0.948101	0.948101	10	12	576,459
come back to the store!	Shit, mom, get back in the store!	0.694887	0.294118	0.000066	0.999092	0.999026	0.999026	5	7	576,460
I told you, I told you, don't freak out!	I fucking threw up. I told you don't freak out.	0.772955	0.145833	0.000264	0.952413	0.952148	0.952148	9	10	576,467
forget attempted murder.	Drop the attempted murder.	0.806867	0.074074	0.001588	0.605976	0.604389	0.604389	3	4	576,468
'cause I'm a nosy cow.	Cos I'm a nosy bitch.	0.682361	0.043478	0.035753	0.997581	0.961828	0.961828	5	5	576,470
I had to do something drastic, I couldn't afford to lose.	I was forced to do something drastic. I could not go out a loser.	0.764969	0.121212	0.000063	0.90166	0.901596	0.901596	11	14	576,471
are you kidding me?	Are you bloody joking?	0.860044	0.130435	0.000141	0.882053	0.881913	0.881913	4	4	576,472
I'm on a dark planet without a life that smells like sausages!	I'm on a dark, lifeless planet that smells like corn dogs!	0.763551	0.063492	0.06034	0.901418	0.841078	0.841078	12	11	576,473
terrible oppressive, no sense of humor.	A terrible despot, with no sense of humor!	0.810577	0.069767	0.008846	0.991934	0.983087	0.983087	6	8	576,474
we're still trying to send it to the post, but nothing will ever come.	We keep trying to get this shit mailed to us but nothing ever comes.	0.673531	0.028169	0.000045	0.998914	0.998869	0.998869	14	14	576,475
you can hardly imagine a Sclitter-and-Lack human being.	A more scrawny, pitiful specimen of humanity one could hardly conceive.	0.648473	0.222222	0.009008	0.979018	0.97001	0.97001	8	11	576,477
I'll tell them I'll break my arm if they don't stop me. "	I tell them if they don't stop bothering me I'll break their arm."	0.869416	0.134328	0.027261	0.851745	0.824484	0.824484	13	13	576,481
why don't you two get out of here?	Why don't you two get the fuck out of here?	0.935663	0.204545	0.002612	0.995432	0.99282	0.99282	8	10	576,483
Kitty, kitty, kitty.	Pussycat, pussycat	0.809606	0.095238	0.00016	0.886783	0.886623	0.886623	3	2	576,484
no, I won't open it, because I won't let you risk it and lose everything because of your madness, your obsession.	No, I won't open because I refuse to risk losing... everything because of your madness.	0.85835	0.22807	0.140805	0.760052	0.619248	0.619248	21	15	576,488
I slept with her... many times.	I had sex with her a lot.	0.682531	0.1875	0.003404	0.994718	0.991313	0.991313	6	7	576,489
the monster was twenty feet tall.	The freaking thing was eight feet tall.	0.692251	0.15	0.000998	0.978496	0.977498	0.977498	6	7	576,490
yeah, come on, open it up.	Yeah, come on, open it. DICK:	0.694292	0.1	0.000088	0.989122	0.989033	0.989033	6	6	576,491
besides, I don't want to sit in a hot tub with a woman who's been running errands.	Plus, I don't want to sit in a hot tub with a woman who's sifted through poo.	0.854166	0.060241	0.000131	0.96716	0.967029	0.967029	17	17	576,492
he lay heavily on his underbelly, his acorn almost to the navel.	His cock lay heavily across his lower abs, the crown nearly reaching his navel.	0.720771	0.1875	0.019052	0.997778	0.978725	0.978725	12	14	576,493
but sympathy held him, and though he kept his ring, his only hope was, he did not want to use it to kill a poor creature at a disadvantage.	But pity stayed him, and though he kept the ring, in which his only hope lay, he would not use it to help him kill the wretched creature at a disadvantage.	0.858483	0.102564	0.001884	0.645313	0.643429	0.643429	29	31	576,494
it's a 56-minute tyzdenneRocne strainer of two day swarting life of a crowd of noisy vanishops on a bed and out of bed!	That's nearly two days of my life a year I spent putting pillows on and off a stupid bed!	0.621304	0.25	0.000389	0.999004	0.998615	0.998615	23	19	576,495
Louise Brooks will be murdered shortly.	Louise Brooks is about to be murdered.	0.853052	0.025	0.037486	0.717133	0.679647	0.679647	6	7	576,498
harder than fighting in the war, it seemed sometimes.	Harder than fighting the damned war, it sometimes seemed to me.	0.907265	0.15625	0.000052	0.99344	0.993388	0.993388	9	11	576,501
is that the prettiest girl here...... or the prettiest one you've ever seen?	Is she the cutest little blond pussy you ever saw?	0.603207	0.337662	0.000138	0.997917	0.997779	0.997779	13	10	576,503
because it would be silly to take on Howard's direction and find out that the two of you can't have kids together, and it would be after you made marriage vows to each other. "	Because it is stupid to go the Howard route, then find out after you're committed by marriage vows that the mo of you are infertile with each other.'	0.72197	0.152542	0.027625	0.998903	0.971278	0.971278	35	28	576,504
but it's hard work.	But this is donkey work.	0.619241	0.2	0.000043	0.947641	0.947598	0.947598	4	5	576,505
I'm going to get their wings.	I'm gonna put poison on their wings.	0.742153	0.189189	0.001236	0.979606	0.978369	0.978369	6	7	576,506
at least we got 40,000, and the most I think was 185 thousand dollars.	The least we ever took was US$ 40.000, and the most was 185.000$, from one sucker!	0.687081	0.144578	0.000037	0.994364	0.994327	0.994327	14	16	576,508
oh, God.	God... damn.	0.91986	0.307692	0.000082	0.998905	0.998823	0.998823	2	2	576,509
are you kidding me?	Are you shitting us?	0.780917	0.047619	0.000141	0.995396	0.995256	0.995256	4	4	576,510
"it's all nonsense.	"This whole thing is ridiculous.	0.831291	0.393939	0.031509	0.962302	0.930792	0.930792	3	5	576,513
but am I still your beloved blunder?	But I'm still your favorite asshole, right? Always.	0.61883	0.288462	0.003094	0.999401	0.996307	0.996307	7	8	576,514
I don't see anything.	Damn! I can't see a thing.	0.673983	0.185185	0.00006	0.997918	0.997858	0.997858	4	6	576,517
I don't care how sorry you are.	All right, so I don't give a crap how sorry you are.	0.816056	0.396226	0.0016	0.975062	0.973462	0.973462	7	12	576,518
a medical manual that had considered homosexuality an aberration before 1990.	A medical reference book that until 1990 claimed that homosexuals were perverts.	0.727248	0.037037	0.008833	0.96849	0.959657	0.959657	11	12	576,522
what does it matter?	What the fuck?	0.667378	0.285714	0.000046	0.999343	0.999297	0.999297	4	3	576,523

"oh, hell, stop with the dodgier when I ask!"

"Stop dodging my question, damn you!"

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six million dollars?

Six fucking million?!

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a huge nose.

His nose is huge.

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looking back, there was a foolish mistake; the fact that the local police almost exposed him was the one that caught the attention of the CIA, which occasionally needed people with its unique art.

A foolish error in retrospect, one result of his almost-discovery by a local police force was that he'd come to the attention of CIA, which occasionally needed people with his unique skills.

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if Rocco finds out who you are, it may be over with you.

If Rocco finds out, you might end up dead.

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he can't just say, I'll break your legs?

Why can't he just say "I'm gonna break your legs," man?

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I'm gonna break up!

I'm gonna break your face!

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5

576,369

I live in this building.

I live in this building, asshole.

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put the gun down, please.

Throw the gun to the floor, please.

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and they don't become feminist cows who don't change their wedding name.

And they won't be a damn feminist bitch keeps her own name when you marry.

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"you must be from Peru because you're terribly Sexi."

"You must be from lreland because when I look at you my penis is Dublin."

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do you think I don't know?

Shit, don't you think I know that?

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and I don't want to... I don't want to screw it up.

And I don't-- I don't wanna suck at it.

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"hell," said Lucian.

"Shit," said Lucian.

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oh, hell...

Damn...

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get out of here, Jerry!

Get the fuck out of here, Jerry!

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576,382

bloody hell...

Now, damn...

0.756432

0.133333

0.079988

0.999527

0.919539

2

576,383

I didn't shoot... But I can cut your belt.

I didn't shoot... but I should take belt to your punk ass.

0.706017

0.271186

0.013267

0.999346

0.986078

9

12

576,385

you were...

You were... fuck.

0.730545

0.333333

0.000083

0.999562

0.999479

2

3

576,387

we're gonna sit on our back while the fuzzy parchat roark tastes the victim number 4.

Sit on our hands while that Roark brat gets his sick thrills with victim number four.

0.688158

0

0.003909

0.932737

0.928828

16

576,388

what are you doing?

What the hell?

0.67378

0.25

0.000047

0.945304

0.945257

4

3

576,390

he asked if you could hand him a clean towel and... and your whip.

He asked if you could bring him a clean towel and-- and your riding crap.

0.81779

0.094595

0.008972

0.996406

0.987434

14

15

576,393

you almost drowned me.

You almost drowned me, nigga.

0.847734

0.233333

0.011263

0.998764

0.987501

4

5

576,395

he was a lukewarm Methodist and privately thought John Groggins was a sledgehammer.

He was a nonpracticing Methodist, and privately thought that John Groggins was the asshole of the Western world.

0.683741

0.256637

0.0216

0.99879

0.977191

13

18

576,396

I decided I wanted to sleep with Toby, so I did.

I just decided that I wanted to have sex with Toby, so I did. Why?

0.8329

0.268657

0.157369

0.988047

0.830678

11

15

576,397

so you're just being nasty to people who don't have problems.

So you're only awful to people that don't have problems.

0.881488

0.080645

0.007582

0.727261

0.71968

11

10

576,400

he loved the Orb, only slept with concubines.

He had sex with concubines; he loved Orb.

0.810857

0.086957

0.002834

0.998516

0.995683

8

576,403

but you're not the only one who smells a cow's placenta.

But you're not the only one who reeks of cow placenta.

0.926853

0.035088

0.084342

0.984096

0.899754

11

576,404

and I guess things got really weird at the time.

It was right about then that shit started to really get weird.

0.643668

0.222222

0.000051

0.991886

0.991835

10

12

576,405

and it took him more than five minutes to put together a lousy Double Mord.

And it had taken him bloody five bloody minutes to put together a bloody double Onion!

0.693527

0.126437

0.003909

0.567621

0.563713

15

16

576,406

you're connected to a bomb, and Stefan is playing a vampire with a girl who broke your heart.

You're strung up to a bomb while Stefan plays vampire with a girl who broke your heart, but you are doing a very good job of acting like it doesn't suck.

0.775572

0.38961

0.015413

0.985782

0.970369

18

31

576,407

are you sure he's on the team?

You sure she's on their team? - Stupid gash.

0.683618

0.311111

0.00004

0.999658

0.999619

7

9

576,409

if this doesn't pass, I'm done.

I mean, if this doesn't go through, I'm screwed.

0.718933

0.346939

0.000041

0.892077

0.892036

6

9

576,411

I think my mom's going crazy.

I think Mama's going crazy.

0.947797

0.066667

0.034468

0.646475

0.612007

6

5

576,412

I'm the only one who remembers?

Am I the only one that fucking remembers that?

0.89592

0.319149

0.000039

0.941824

0.941785

6

9

576,413

I hit Gunnar four times.

I shot Gunneson four times.

0.846969

0.107143

0.010073

0.750607

0.740534

5

576,414

forget the pics, let's go back to the hotel and have a really nice snickers.

Oh, forget those jerks. Let's go back to the hotel and get Snicker-faced.

0.724409

0.038961

0.000534

0.999261

0.998727

15

13

576,415

oh, really?

Really? Damn it!

0.811396

0.294118

0.000042

0.999308

0.999266

2

3

576,416

bloody hell of a boy!

Damn stupid kid!

0.715119

0.227273

0.017864

0.999703

0.981839

5

3

576,419

when they gave me the medicine, they destroyed my life just as they would have put a bullet in my head.

When they gave me that drug, they destroyed my life as surely as they'd put a bullet through my brain.

0.901942

0.009615

0.114944

0.858919

0.743975

21

20

576,421

and what is time travel, your docile attempt to control the world around you, your fruitless effort to gain an answer to your question?

And what is time travel but your pathetic attempt to control the world around you, -your futile effort to have a question answered? -

0.811281

0.014706

0.00137

0.97388

0.97251

24

576,422

I believe my brother-in-law told me this: "Dude, you're gonna be the best young man with a best mater."

I believe my brother-in-law's exact words were "dude, meet the finest jit with the finest shit.".

0.685527

0.057692

0.000049

0.998712

0.998663

19

16

576,424

it's terribly irresponsible!

That is so damn irresponsible.

0.704318

0.064516

0.000093

0.930388

0.930295

3

5

576,425

she even told me you were gonna try to seduce me...... and I was crazy saying, "Let's just take the best off of the pilot."

She even told me you'd try to seduce me... ...and I, like a fool, told her, "For now, let us only expect the best from the pilot."

0.843778

0.053435

0.006937

0.973122

0.966184

25

27

576,427

I have something for you now, kiddo.

I got something for your ass now, boy.

0.649171

0.051282

0.000096

0.998975

0.998879

7

8

576,428

because we do it to traitors.

Because that's what we do to traitors.

0.848261

0.230769

0.465263

0.977941

0.512678

6

7

576,429

it always seemed like nonsense to me.

It always seemed stupid to me.

0.850211

0.184211

0.04019

0.994689

0.954499

7

6

576,430

there's a grumpy little pensioner down there.

There's a miserable little pensioner down there.

0.846366

0.061224

0.013403

0.980253

0.96685

7

576,431

are they rabid?

They're vermin.

0.668424

0

0.008824

0.999397

0.990573

3

2

576,435

or you should have just deleted it.

Or just fucking delete it.

0.718717

0.25

0.000942

0.991853

0.990911

7

5

576,436

we saved three lives, including a dog!

Rescued a family of 3 including their baby, a goddamn dog.

0.670321

0.338983

0.000071

0.998866

0.998795

7

11

576,437

and don't eat too much, or do you want to die a virgin?

And don't eat so much unless you want to die a virgin.

0.832476

0.017857

0.049751

0.553178

0.503427

13

12

576,440

listen, you little turd.

Listen, you little piece of shit.

0.90423

0.264706

0.441337

0.999703

0.558366

4

6

576,441

hell, we're high Japanese researchers.

Damn it, we are high-powered Japanese executives.

0.634379

0.22

0.003114

0.995524

0.99241

5

7

576,442

I'm in a jam.

I'm in some shit here.

0.688474

0.391304

0.000093

0.9891

0.989007

4

5

576,443

put your head between your knees.

Stick your head between your legs...

0.780717

0.081081

0.005539

0.989915

0.984376

6

576,444

"you will not speak to me, my lady, or I will have to strike again."

"You will not speak to me in that voice, lady, or I shall beat you in earnest."

0.72075

0.1375

0.015244

0.846504

0.83126

15

17

576,447

at least I'll die trying.

Then I'll die trying.

0.788763

0.153846

0.017398

0.57506

0.557663

5

4

576,448

a hard blow to the head and neck hits the heart artery and cut off the flow of blood into the brain.

A hard shot to the head and neck, collapses the carotid artery and cuts the flow of blood to the brain.

0.901953

0.028846

0.05918

0.677663

0.618483

22

21

576,449

do you hate the smell of medicine too?

You don't like the smell of your own shit either?

0.662487

0.22

0.00013

0.999648

0.999518

8

10

576,452

crazy hot cat.

A crazy hot chick.

0.783845

0.210526

0.035329

0.994564

0.959235

3

4

576,453

get out of the way!

Fuck, get out of my way!

0.717499

0.2

0.000406

0.999601

0.999195

5

6

576,454

she doesn't care what I think.

She doesn't give a damn what I think.

0.738916

0.184211

0.00068

0.906717

0.906037

6

8

576,455

this is my favorite story, "Howard and the prostitutes" series.

KOOTHRAPPALl: Of all the "Howard humping hookers" stories, that one's my favorite.

0.777796

0.228916

0.029058

0.977159

0.948101

10

12

576,459

come back to the store!

Shit, mom, get back in the store!

0.694887

0.294118

0.000066

0.999092

0.999026

5

7

576,460

I told you, I told you, don't freak out!

I fucking threw up. I told you don't freak out.

0.772955

0.145833

0.000264

0.952413

0.952148

9

10

576,467

forget attempted murder.

Drop the attempted murder.

0.806867

0.074074

0.001588

0.605976

0.604389

3

4

576,468

'cause I'm a nosy cow.

Cos I'm a nosy bitch.

0.682361

0.043478

0.035753

0.997581

0.961828

5

576,470

I had to do something drastic, I couldn't afford to lose.

I was forced to do something drastic. I could not go out a loser.

0.764969

0.121212

0.000063

0.90166

0.901596

11

14

576,471

are you kidding me?

Are you bloody joking?

0.860044

0.130435

0.000141

0.882053

0.881913

4

576,472

I'm on a dark planet without a life that smells like sausages!

I'm on a dark, lifeless planet that smells like corn dogs!

0.763551

0.063492

0.06034

0.901418

0.841078

12

11

576,473

terrible oppressive, no sense of humor.

A terrible despot, with no sense of humor!

0.810577

0.069767

0.008846

0.991934

0.983087

6

8

576,474

we're still trying to send it to the post, but nothing will ever come.

We keep trying to get this shit mailed to us but nothing ever comes.

0.673531

0.028169

0.000045

0.998914

0.998869

14

576,475

you can hardly imagine a Sclitter-and-Lack human being.

A more scrawny, pitiful specimen of humanity one could hardly conceive.

0.648473

0.222222

0.009008

0.979018

0.97001

8

11

576,477

I'll tell them I'll break my arm if they don't stop me. "

I tell them if they don't stop bothering me I'll break their arm."

0.869416

0.134328

0.027261

0.851745

0.824484

13

576,481

why don't you two get out of here?

Why don't you two get the fuck out of here?

0.935663

0.204545

0.002612

0.995432

0.99282

8

10

576,483

Kitty, kitty, kitty.

Pussycat, pussycat

0.809606

0.095238

0.00016

0.886783

0.886623

3

2

576,484

no, I won't open it, because I won't let you risk it and lose everything because of your madness, your obsession.

No, I won't open because I refuse to risk losing... everything because of your madness.

0.85835

0.22807

0.140805

0.760052

0.619248

21

15

576,488

I slept with her... many times.

I had sex with her a lot.

0.682531

0.1875

0.003404

0.994718

0.991313

6

7

576,489

the monster was twenty feet tall.

The freaking thing was eight feet tall.

0.692251

0.15

0.000998

0.978496

0.977498

6

7

576,490

yeah, come on, open it up.

Yeah, come on, open it. DICK:

0.694292

0.1

0.000088

0.989122

0.989033

6

576,491

besides, I don't want to sit in a hot tub with a woman who's been running errands.

Plus, I don't want to sit in a hot tub with a woman who's sifted through poo.

0.854166

0.060241

0.000131

0.96716

0.967029

17

576,492

he lay heavily on his underbelly, his acorn almost to the navel.

His cock lay heavily across his lower abs, the crown nearly reaching his navel.

0.720771

0.1875

0.019052

0.997778

0.978725

12

14

576,493

but sympathy held him, and though he kept his ring, his only hope was, he did not want to use it to kill a poor creature at a disadvantage.

But pity stayed him, and though he kept the ring, in which his only hope lay, he would not use it to help him kill the wretched creature at a disadvantage.

0.858483

0.102564

0.001884

0.645313

0.643429

29

31

576,494

it's a 56-minute tyzdenneRocne strainer of two day swarting life of a crowd of noisy vanishops on a bed and out of bed!

That's nearly two days of my life a year I spent putting pillows on and off a stupid bed!

0.621304

0.25

0.000389

0.999004

0.998615

23

19

576,495

Louise Brooks will be murdered shortly.

Louise Brooks is about to be murdered.

0.853052

0.025

0.037486

0.717133

0.679647

6

7

576,498

harder than fighting in the war, it seemed sometimes.

Harder than fighting the damned war, it sometimes seemed to me.

0.907265

0.15625

0.000052

0.99344

0.993388

9

11

576,501

is that the prettiest girl here...... or the prettiest one you've ever seen?

Is she the cutest little blond pussy you ever saw?

0.603207

0.337662

0.000138

0.997917

0.997779

13

10

576,503

because it would be silly to take on Howard's direction and find out that the two of you can't have kids together, and it would be after you made marriage vows to each other. "

Because it is stupid to go the Howard route, then find out after you're committed by marriage vows that the mo of you are infertile with each other.'

0.72197

0.152542

0.027625

0.998903

0.971278

35

28

576,504

but it's hard work.

But this is donkey work.

0.619241

0.2

0.000043

0.947641

0.947598

4

5

576,505

I'm going to get their wings.

I'm gonna put poison on their wings.

0.742153

0.189189

0.001236

0.979606

0.978369

6

7

576,506

at least we got 40,000, and the most I think was 185 thousand dollars.

The least we ever took was US$ 40.000, and the most was 185.000$, from one sucker!

0.687081

0.144578

0.000037

0.994364

0.994327

14

16

576,508

oh, God.

God... damn.

0.91986

0.307692

0.000082

0.998905

0.998823

2

576,509

are you kidding me?

Are you shitting us?

0.780917

0.047619

0.000141

0.995396

0.995256

4

576,510

"it's all nonsense.

"This whole thing is ridiculous.

0.831291

0.393939

0.031509

0.962302

0.930792

3

5

576,513

but am I still your beloved blunder?

But I'm still your favorite asshole, right? Always.

0.61883

0.288462

0.003094

0.999401

0.996307

7

8

576,514

I don't see anything.

Damn! I can't see a thing.

0.673983

0.185185

0.00006

0.997918

0.997858

4

6

576,517

I don't care how sorry you are.

All right, so I don't give a crap how sorry you are.

0.816056

0.396226

0.0016

0.975062

0.973462

7

12

576,518

a medical manual that had considered homosexuality an aberration before 1990.

A medical reference book that until 1990 claimed that homosexuals were perverts.

0.727248

0.037037

0.008833

0.96849

0.959657

11

12

576,522

what does it matter?

What the fuck?

0.667378

0.285714

0.000046

0.999343

0.999297

4

3

576,523