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"Helena's here." "How do I look?" "Oh, you look great." "You're five pounds of heaven in a six-inch heel." "I just got these shoes." "Do you think she'll like them?" "Why am I asking you?" "You don't know what's chic." "She does." "Look at you." "You got a girl crush on helena." "That's adorable." "I do not have a crush on helena." "It's business." "You know, she's here to show us" "Her new e-date site for seniors." "I'm just glad my dad is taking lead on this account" "Because elderly romance falls" "Slightly outside my comfort zone." "Wait-- your dad's handling the e-date thing?" "He's supposed to be running the voice-over session for musk." "But I need him." "Helena's waiting." "Well, I need him more." "What the...?" "!" "What do you got?" "See, uh, stacked." "Uh-huh." "Nice can." "Stacked." "Yeah." "Nice can." "Something about boobs and butts." "Who could think in this heat?" "(sighs) yeah, when are they gonna fix your air conditioner?" "I do declare, it's hotter in here" "Than the devil's scrotum in a hot tub in hell." "I don't know whether to check my ass or scratch my watch." "(laughs) lord, yes!" "Dad, I need your help with..." "God, it is hot in here." "I need you for the e-date meeting." "But you promised to run the voice-over session." "Oh, sweet lord, two attractive suitors." "I am positively swooning." "Ooh, my menagerie!" "Dad, e-date meeting now!" "Voice-over session." "You promised." "I did promise andrew." "Fine." "I'll just go tell helena" "That you made other plans." "Whoa." "Helena's here?" "Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa." "Andrew, you'll have to do the session by yourself." "You've done it a thousand times with me." "Yeah, but I've never been in charge." "I'm just the guy who nods at you and sometimes shrugs." "It's your moment to shine." "Are you ready?" "Really?" "Good enough for me." "Helena awaits." "Now, zachary," "Does this shirt make my eyes pop?" "Oh, bluer than a yankee boy's uniform." "Dear god, you could charm the stripes off a baby zebra." "Come on, now!" "Come sashay with me." "Be my pleasure." "Please help me." "I'm starting to get the vapors." "Oh, I got you." "Support me through this moment." "Don't worry, now." "Here we are, like bees to honey." "Like moth to a flame." "♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh" "♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh" "♪ oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh" "♪ oh, oh, oh" "♪ oh, oh, oh, oh." "Simon:" "You know, we did a hell of a job on your" "Other dating sites." "We'll do it again on this one." "As you know, we're a soup-to-nuts agency." "Yeah, I provide the nuts." "And I really enjoy soup." "(laughs) is it any wonder I always love" "Coming to see you two?" "Oh, we love it when you do!" "So, what are you calling this new site, huh?" "We're still looking for a name that connects" "With our mature customers." "Really?" "How about "gray down there"?" ""it's just dinner at lunchtime."" ""prostate players."" "You are both so naughty." "I love being naughty!" "Yeah, spank me, spank me!" "But don't worry, we'll nail the name." "How does this site work?" "Well, our customer creates a profile..." "Mm-hmm." "Ooh, make one for simon!" "Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes!" "Simon roberts." "Male." "Original hair, mostly original parts." "Six-foot-two." "Actually, I'm five-eight." "Everyone lies." "Six-two is internet for five-eight." "You save five-eight, you're peter dinklage." "Ooh." "So which parts aren't original?" "Wouldn't you like to know?" "It's my knee." "So who's this voice-over guy?" "Fred melamed." "He's a legend." "You might not know his name, but you know his voice." "Cbs news, cbs sports," "Boar's head meats and cheeses." "He's the boar's head guy?" "He made me quit being vegan." "Ah!" "Mr. Melamed, it is such an honor." "My name is andrew, and I'll be handling..." "I don't really need to know your name, hippie." "Hippie?" "That's, uh..." "By the way, listen, that's corinthian leather." "Try not to ruin it with your" "Doobie-stained fingers, all right?" "Oh, I don't dabble in the doobie." "Oh, I'm sure you don't." "Let's just see if we can't get through today" "Without you having to huff on a hookah, okay, bob marley?" "Just follow me." "Bob marley." "First question, on scale of one to ten," "How sexually adventurous are you?" "Ten." "With ten including bondage and light-to-medium spanking." "Four." "Maybe a lazy five." "Hell, when the moon's full, six." "With you, seven." "Let's just round it off" "To a racy 8.5 and be done with it." "(both laugh)" "Ten." "We'll get to your profile later." "Second question." "Mm-hmm." "What weather system best describes your sex life?" "If we're talking last summer, I'd say hurricane." "Ironically, with a woman named katrina." "(laughs)" "At the moment, bit of a drought." "Fields are dry, crops are withering." "It is he who sits with his fist is my tribal name." "A handsome man like you" "Should never have a dry spell." "It's a crime." "Felony or misdemeanor?" "I don't mind being cuffed." "(laughing) hey, sorry I'm late." "So, who's getting cuffed?" "No, nothing." "Your dad in some weird sex act." "No, no, can we not talk about this in front of...?" "Heavens, why not?" "She's an adult." "Uh-huh." "Sydney's not some prudish american, are you?" "Moi?" "No, I'm très cool." "I love hearing my dad talk about his sex life." "What could possibly be uncomfortable about that?" "Besides, our web site's designed" "To help older people end their long dry spells." "Hasn't been that long." "It's only been" "A month or so." "Zach:" "A month?" "Mm-hmm." "Can you imagine?" "I mean, what even happens to the human body?" "Well, I could sit here and talk about sex all day with my dad," "Um, but we have another meeting." "Sydney, I'm only in town a week." "You will make time for me, yes?" "Yes!" "It's a date." "I mean, not a date-date." "It's a lady-female date." "It's more fun than a date." "Oh!" "We'll have fun, like always." "(both laugh)" "Uh, next question." "Okay." "What do you say to a woman" "When you want to make love to her?" ""do you accept checks?"" "(laughing)" "Sorry, muffin." "We've all been there." "So cool with this!" "(all laugh)" "I'm glad she's cool with it." "Okay!" "And whenever you are ready..." "Sir." "All right, laying it down in three, two..." ""men today are afraid of women." ""well, I'm not scared to be sexy." ""I unbutton the second button on my shirt." ""you know the one." "And then I slap on some musk, because women smell fear."" "Well, I think that was golden." "Now on to the tag." "He's so commanding." "Very alpha." "Don't you think he could be a touch less serial killer-y?" "I gotta tell him." "I wouldn't do that." "Hey, uh, that was great, fred." "I just wondered if we could do" "One more, and this time, um..." "I can't hear a word you're saying." "Spit out the bong water and hold down that damn button!" "Sorry." "Uh, that was great," "But, uh, could we try one more, just a little more up?" "Up?" "Uh, yeah, you know," "Just happier, brighter, chirpy." "You want me to be chirpy?" "Don't say yes." "Yes!" "Here's a little trick" "That I learned:" "Smile when you talk." "Because when you do that," "People can actually hear the smile." "Go ahead, uh, try it." "Yeah, you know, that is very good." "That is a really valuable suggestion." "I'm so surprised I've never heard that once before" "In my over three decades riding this mic" "For the likes of sony consumer products," "The nagano olympics, mci, mercedes-benz," "The nfl on cbs," "All before you huffed" "Your first can of paint thinner, spicoli!" "Sydney:" "You know, honestly," "We shouldn't feel uncomfortable speaking" "About adult stuff in front of each other." "You know, when we're at work," "We're not father/daughter;" "we're colleagues." "It's true." "I've discussed" "My sexual peccadilloes with many a colleague." "See?" "There you go." "I mean, you know," "The daughter in me says, "ew, gross, that's disgusting."" "Mm-hmm." "But, you know, the colleague in me says," ""you go get yourself some lady business, simon."" "Oh, how I wish the colleague in you hadn't just said that." "Me, too." "It really creeped me out." "I'm sorry." "Andrew:" "But we're not finished!" "No, but you're finished." "What's wrong?" "The boy can't pry his lips off the bong long enough" "To get the job done." "Sayonara." "Don't leave!" "(sighs)" "No, I think sean connery was definitely the best 007" "I ever had sex with." "When I grow up, I want to be you." "Modeling in paris, building schools in kenya." "Well, you had that story about the dress you bought" "That was on sale, but you also had a coupon." "It was against store policy," "But I was not going to be denied." "See?" "You're a rebel." "I am kind of." "Mm-hmm." "What'd you do last night?" "I bet it was something fabulous." "Last night?" "Let's see." "Ah, made love with zachary." "Zachary?" "My..." "My-my zachary?" "But-but, what, zachary?" "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "He's delightful." "He's like a naughty pool boy." "I've taken him as a lover." "Wow." "You take lovers like I take extra mints at the sizzler." "No, zachary is quite different from the others." "He has the most charming sex face." "I'm-I'm sorry." "The what?" "Sex face." "You know, orgasm face." "It's..." "Oh, my god, he does not do that!" "Do it again!" "Do it again!" "It's more dreamy." "Oh, my god!" "Yeah." "Sadly, I must run." "Oh, this was so much fun!" "We should plan to do it again." "I never plan." "I'm more of a "drop by" girl." "So drop by sometime." "Au revoir." "Sydney:" "The design looks great." "They look so happy." "Maybe a little less denture." "Hey." "How'd it go with helena last night?" "You guys talk about me?" "Arrogant much?" "No, we didn't, actually." "This might surprise you," "But zach cropper is not the center of the universe." "The late nana gert would disagree." "(chuckles)" "Don't do that!" "Do what?" "The face!" "Don't make that face!" "(gasps) you know it's my "o" face, don't you?" "Oh, don't call it that." "At least helena called it your "sex face,"" "Which is way less revolting." "So you did talk about me." "Fine, yes." "We did." "We talked about you." "We're friends." "Helena has taken me as a friend," "And friends talk about things." "Like your "o" face." "It's pretty great, isn't it?" "But it didn't start out that way." "My earlier one was, mmm, something less than a triumph." "Oh, confirmed." "It was not a triumph." "It was, like..." "(grunting)" "Oh, that's it." "It's come a long way." "Say, does anyone have a cyanide capsule I could borrow?" "Oh, I might." "So, when are you seeing helena again?" "Soon." "When are you seeing helena again?" "Sooner." "I'm on "drop by" status." "So am I." "(knocking at door)" "Sydney." "Hi, girlfriend." "I was not expecting you." "Well, you know, you said to just drop by," "So I thought I would just drop by and... (toilet flushes)" "Oh, zach's here." "God, I'm so sorry." "Did he..." "Did he make the face?" "Not quite." "This one's a grunter, not a smiler." "A grunter?" "Someone new?" "Darling, shall we get breakfast or...?" "Or a very uncomfortable brunch for three?" "Hi, piglet." "These images hope to capture the romance and tenderness" "Of couples finding love in their golden years." "Oh..." "Gross!" "All:" "Aw..." "Kids are gonna see this!" "Are we watching the walking dead?" "!" "Okay, is this about me screwing up the voice-over session?" "It's not about you, andrew." "By the way, I talked to fred." "He's willing to give you another shot." "I have jury duty that day and diarrhea." "That's the spirit." "This is about us." "Look, I understand it might be" "Awkward for you if I date helena," "So I'll never see her again" "If that's what you want." "Good." "That's what I want." "Oh, come on!" "Really?" "Listen, you told me I should be out there pursuing people." "She's a person." "(sighs)" "Never mind." "Forget it." "I'll end it with us." "You really like her, don't you?" "Yeah, I do." "I really do." "Even more, I like me when I'm with her." "You're right." "I'm..." "I'm happy for you, honestly." "Cross your heart, hope to die," "Stick a finger in your eye?" "Been watching a lot of the stooges again." "(mimics curly's high-pitched whoop)" "You know there's something truly wrong with you, right?" "(laughing):" "Yeah, big time." "Okay." "Then it's settled." "Away from work, helena is your girlfriend" "And my friend..." "Mm-hmm." "...But at work..." "Colleagues." "Just business." "Yeah, we're partners who don't let" "Our personal lives intrude." "I'm just glad you're okay with this." "Helena makes me feel young." "Like my old self, when I could" "Out-zach zach." "Oh, god." "Zach." "Zach:" "See, this is why the lover thing is so confusing." "Right?" "I mean, how many are you allowed to take?" "What are the rules?" "It's not about the number, zach." "It's that one of them is my father." "Your boss." "A fact that has not escaped me." "Everyone know a pride can't have two lion kings." "Do you think I should let him be sexually dominant?" "I think this is a conversation" "I never wanted to have about my father." "And thank you, by the way," "For ruining the memory" "Of my favorite childhood movie." "Oh, hakuna matata." "Look, I just don't want this little comedy of errors" "To hurt us at work, okay?" "Or worse, hurt my father." "I do not want to see him get hurt." "Yeah, he does have that new knee." "Emotionally, you jerk." "Don't worry." "I'll take care of it." "Thank you." "Although it's not going to be easy." "I'll never forget the things helena showed me." "Big ben..." "Tower of london..." "Beefeaters." "Please tell me you went to England." "No, they're sex acts." "Ew." "(simon whistling)" "Hey, boss." "Hey." "Hey..." "Nice sandwich." "Thank you." "You know, making a great sandwich" "Is a lot like making love." "It takes care, patience" "And a delicate blend of ingredients." "More than one pickle, the whole thing's ruined." "(laughs)" "Funny you should say that." "Um, I-I wanted to talk to you about helena." "Oh, helena." "As lovely as a poem." "I believe it was robert frost who said," ""two roads diverging" ""in a yellow wood, and I..." "I took the one less traveled by."" "Yeah." "Turns out it's actually been traveled before." "Quite recently, in fact." "Really?" "We have something in common, you and I." "Besides great hair?" "(laughing)" "Uh, fred's here, and he looks angry, so..." "Helena has taken us both as lovers." "So I was thinking, I will deal with that." "Oh." "I see." "Yeah." "So you and" "Helena are..." "Yeah." "Was it...?" "Transcendent?" "Oh, yeah." "Mmm." "Oh, I'm sorry." "What were you gonna say?" "Well, not "transcendent"!" "Holy hell, how can I compete with that?" "I was feeling like a stud when my knee didn't give out." "Transcendent?" "!" "I've got pretty good game, but give a guy a break." "Look, the good news is that" "There is an adorable term for men in our position." "Yeah." "Bloody rivals." "Eskimo brothers." "Ha ha ha!" "I'm not ready" "To be adorable with you just yet." "Look, s-simon, I-I get" "That this comes as a bit of a shock," "So I just want you to know that" "As my boss and as my friend," "I promise not to steal her away from you." "Oh." "Well, just out of curiosity," "What makes you think you could?" "Hey, you guys, helena's here for..." "Oh." "So this is happening now." "My transcendent friend zach here" "Thinks he can steal" "My little mermaid from me." "Oh!" "Great." "There goes my second favorite childhood movie." "Just forget it." "I'm gonna finish my sandwich," "And I'm not sharing!" "(grunts) boss, boss, let me just..." "No, I got it." "I-I can help you with that." "Geez." "Oh, god, don't make that face!" "I got it, I got it." "(grunting)" "Oh!" "Oh, god." "No grunting, dad." "I... (grunting) oh, god, please!" "For god's sake, I'm your daughter!" "No, no grunting!" "I got it, I got it, I got it..." "Ah!" "Great!" "Look what you did." "Let her be!" "This is exactly what I was afraid would happen." "Look, we need to settle this." "Yeah." "Oh, yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "(laughs)" "I don't know why everyone is so upset." "I enjoy you both," "But we're just lovers." "Uh-huh." "I love having sex with you..." "Thank you." "...I love having sex with you..." "Bless you." "...And I love talking about it with you." "What's the problem?" "I think you just summed it up pretty well." "Really this just crosses way too many boundaries." "Like a clown car of complications." "Not to mention it violates" "All the rules of client service." "I thought that I serviced the client pretty well." "So did I, right?" "You both did" "A lovely job." "Sydney:" "Oh, god." "Look, helena." "I love our friendship-- I really do" "But because of it," "I know way too many gross things about them." "You know too much about us?" "Uh, what about cheryl and your "college lesbian" phase?" "Simon:" "How about the year you grew pot in mendocino?" "That month that you spent stripping" "At that little place in reno." "I told you those things in confidence." "And at least two of them" "Aren't even true." "Helena:" "You lied to me?" "I-I thought everyone knew." "I just wanted to seem..." "European, you know?" "I wanted you to like me." "I do like you." "But you like me, too, right?" "Of course." "More than me?" "I already told you that I'm not" "Gonna steal her..." "Will you stop saying that!" "Guys, enough!" "Okay, this cannot continue." "No, clearly not." "You're making this all so awkward." "Helena, wait." "Did she show you the beefeater?" "Oh, I love it so much." "Lauren:" "Okay, you can do this." "Is he a monster?" "Yes." "Are you a professional monster slayer?" "No, because that's not a thing." "But I believe in you." "(laughs weakly)" "Uh, so..." "We got everything from last time." "It was terrific." "All we need right now is the tag," ""musk, do not be afraid,"" "And then we're good." "Any way you want to do it." "Fine." "Laying it down in three, two..." "Musk." "Donut be afraid." "All right, that's a wrap on fred." "Did he just say, "donut be afraid"?" "Yeah." "Yeah, uh, that was terrific." "We just need one more for safety." "Again, it's, "musk, do not be afraid."" "Any way you want to do it." "All right, fine." ""do not be afraid." fine." "(sighs) take number two." "In three, two..." "Muskdonot..." "Be afraid." "All right, then," "Tail lights on fred." "Well?" "Do something." "Uh, yeah, we just need one more," "And then we're gonna be good." "Fred:" "No, that was my last take." "There's a black and tan with my name on it." "Good night, rookie." "Oh, no." "He's leaving." "(deep voice):" "Put those headphones back on." "What was that?" "You heard me." "No, I didn't." "You forgot to push down" "The damn button again, you moron." "Oh." "I said, put those headphones back on." "We're not done until I say we're done." "Well, look at you." "Tough guy with three inches of soundproof glass between us." "I'd really like to hear you" "Come in this room" "And say that to my face." "To my face." "Tell my sisters that I love them." "Okay." "Closer." "Now..." "Say it." "Well, so much has happened," "I forgot what it was that we were gonna..." "No." "Wait." "You put those headphones back on." "You're not done until I say you're done." "Erase my browser history!" "Fred:" "You're shaking." "Like a young chihuahua." "Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh." "You followed your fear" "And it brought you here," "Right into my arms." "That's right." "You passed the test." "You earned my respect." "So all this was just a teachable moment?" "I was grasping a boy," "And now I release..." "A man." "I have only one more thing left to say to you." "Musk." "Do not be afraid." "I'm not anymore." "Then get the hell out of here..." "Mandrew." "I-I can't even begin to tell you how sorry I am" "That everything got so complicated." "How about from now on we just respect each other's boundaries" "And we will refocus on your account?" "Are you sure I'm not complicating things" "Just by standing here in the lobby?" "Will I be crossing a boundary when I get in the lift?" "(french accent):" "It's not you." "It is us, huh?" "You know, in europe, sex is a good thing, you know?" "Fraternité, egalité, sexualité, ah?" "(chuckles)" "(texan twang):" "But this is america." "We like our sex shameful, the way god intended it to be." "That's why mormons make love standing up" "So the big guy thinks they're dancing." "I now know things" "About my daughter I wish I didn't," "Whether they're true or not." "Mostly not." "It's okay." "But at the end of the day," "Even though she's my colleague," "She'll always be my little girl first." "And I'm her dad." "I like that." "My sexually neutered dad." "No offense." "Some taken." "Not neutered." "And we really hope that you don't," "But if you choose to take your accounts elsewhere," "We will understand." "And miss all this delicious complication?" "Not a chance." "(chuckling)" "You three..." "So delightful." "And so american." "Fred:" "The recording is completely finished." "And your toad-licking lad there grew a pair." "A magnificent pair." "Indeed they are." "Well, hello." "Hello." "In a world where love is blind" "But only the blind can see," "One beautiful woman" "And one powerful man will unite" "To change the fate of all mankind." "Really?" "Tell me more." "What just happened?" "I've taken her for a lover." "Is it me, or is she actually just a psycho?" "I wonder if we'll ever see her again..." "Or if she's disappeared from our lives" "Like a sexually omnivorous mary poppins." "Ruined." "Good job, stretch." "Mmm." "Wish I could say" "I always knew you had it in you," "But if honesty's the best policy," "Let's just call this a delightful surprise." "I think that's the nicest thing you almost ever said to me." "Syd, just to satisfy my own curiosity," "Out of the naughty things you told helena you didn't do," "Which is the one that you did?" "Not answering." "Stripping in reno." "Can't hear you." "My money's on the pot." "Going to my happy place." "College lesbian phase." "I was young." "Yes!" "Both:" "Don't make the face." "Sorry." "Captioned by media access group at wgbh access.Wgbh.Org" "Ah!" "Mr. Melamed, it is such an honor." "My name is andrew, and I'll be..." "You don't really need to." "Oh, sorry." "(laughing)" "Oh... (laughing)" "(high-pitched voice):" "Such an honor!" "Confirmed, it was not a triumph." "It was, like... (imitates evil laugh):" "Oh ho ho ho ho!" "Ee hee hee hee!" "(growling)" "(whinnies)" "(high-pitched grunting)" "Oh ha ha ha ha ha!" 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"I'm... leaving." "I... think I need to be that shining sun for dead people." "I just wanted... to be the bright sun who is popular with ghosts," "but when I'm looking at you," "I feel I have become an unlucky sun who makes people die." "That scares me so much and I hate it." "If you don't have me, it's not that you're feeling just "that's too bad,"" "but I actually scare you and make you hate yourself?" "I don't want to be that kind of sun rising at your side." "So now, can you just tell me to get lost?" "All this time, the only reason" "I was able to fearlessly shout at you to get lost, was because I knew... you would always... rise again next to me." "Since you asked me," "I will try." "Get lost..." "Taeyang." "Master Ju," "I heard Miss Tae is going somewhere far away." "You're not with her?" "Where is she?" "Stay in contact with me." "You won't be gone too long, will you?" "I don't think I'll know how long I'll be gone until I get there." "Is he the person you're going with?" "That guy!" "When you had your accident, right?" "So, don't worry." "I'll come back okay." "Okay." "Take care." "You take care, eonni." "Go on." "Is Miss Tae leaving you?" "I thought that as long as I could handle it," "Tae Gong Sil would naturally be all right." "But... she said she is scared and tired." "Thinking about it," "I don't think I have once tried to understand her position or take it into consideration." "I've never done anything like that." "Then is that what you're now?" "Sending her away out of consideration and understanding?" "Are you crazy?" "Sending Tae Gong Sil away?" "Why would I do something now that I've never once done in my 34 years of life at a crucial moment like this?" "Although I can't understand a heart that wants to be apart from me," "I have no intention of letting her leave quietly and politely." "Please answer your phone." "Did you settle things well with that person?" "How could I settle it well?" "I just had to force myself to leave." "I wish we would hurry and take off." "I'll probably feel better with some distance." "I told Gang U that I was leaving today and he still hasn't called." "His dog manners!" "Crappy manners!" "Tae Gong Sil is on a plane going to Los Angeles." "Make a reservation for me on the next flight." "I'll follow them." "Okay." "I'll have them send your passport from the office and book your flight." "Jung Won is going to America?" "Yes." "Assistant Manager An just got a call from Secretary Gim." "He told her to bring President Ju's passport to the airport." "Why is he suddenly going to America?" "What's going on?" "I wonder." "Nothing." "If your audition goes well, let's not return to Korea." "Just stay there and take some acting classes, okay?" "I'm going to the bathroom." "Tae Gong Sil." "I Ryeong." "Why are you here?" "Are you also going to America?" "Is President Ju going there on a business trip?" "No." "It's just for personal reasons." "I saw on the news that you're going there to film a movie." "I'm just going to audition." "Is he with you?" "I'm sitting over there." "If you get bored, come over." "She's a classmate." "I reserved a flight that leaves in 2 hours." "Isn't there anything sooner?" "Not right now." "Are you just going to let Tae Gong Sil leave like this?" "She told me she would leave after she settled the Cha Hui Ju case, but did you not try to hold onto her and just let her go away?" "I'm not letting her go." "I will follow her and get her back." "But even if you follow her to America, there's a gap of 2 hours." "What if she disappears in that time?" "This is a GPS tracking device." "Take it with you." "Just in case something happened," "I put a tracking device inside Tae Gong Sil's bag." "She doesn't know about it." "Please be sure to bring her back." "Team Leader Gang, you really are capable." "Be sure to come back to work for Kingdom." "Your salary..." "I will double it." "Turn it on." "Gang U, did you know Tae Gong Sil is going to America?" "How did you know?" "Because she's sitting on the same plane with me right now!" "I think she's going to America with some guy." "Really?" "Tae Gong Sil is on the plane with Tae I Ryeong." "They haven't left yet." "Hello!" "Hello!" "Dog..." "President Ju Jong Won?" "Tae I Ryeong, listen carefully." "Starting now, I need you to act your heart out." "What?" "Eonni, do you think I can act very well?" "What?" "Absolutely do not interfere with the acting I'm about to do now." "I Ryeong!" "What's wrong?" "Gong Sil, my stomach hurts!" "What?" "What's wrong with your stomach?" "I don't know!" "It's hurts so much!" "It could be appendicitis!" "Someone please help!" "Please help here!" " She needs to go to the hospital!" " Gong Sil!" "It's okay, I Ryeong!" "Hang in there!" "Big Sun, stay with me!" "Big Sun!" "Gong Sil!" "Don't leave me!" "Don't leave me!" "Come with me!" "Come with me!" "Get in first!" "Come with me!" "Don't leave!" "As her guardian, you should ride with us." "Tae Gong Sil!" "I never thought a day would come when I'd actually be moved by Tae I Ryeong's acting." "Anyway, you caught her, but what are you going to do now?" "Understanding." "Caring." "That's what I need to try from now on." "Secretary Gim, please stay and help me." "I don't do those things well, so if you think I'm doing it wrong, guide me and keep me on the right path." "Just like you've done for the last 15 years by my side." "Sure, of course." "But, Master Ju..." "I'm a bit disappointed." "For over 15 years, I've been pushing you, but you never budged." "But you've only known Miss Tae for a short time, and you so easily opened your heart for her." "It wasn't that easily." "You know I'm not an easy kind of person." "If you say so." "Secretary Gim." "Yes?" "Okay!" "Little Sun, a minute ago you could hardly breathe from the pain, but now you look normal." "Couldn't you tell?" "I was acting." "I recently got an acting teacher, and I've really improved." "I recently got a script for a movie about someone with a terminal illness." "I think I could do it." "You dragged me off a plane just so you could practice your acting?" "I didn't really want to go to that audition, and President Ju Jung Won asked me to do it." "To get you off that plane." "The president?" "I didn't want to do it, either." "The thought of you and someone great like President Ju Jung Won being together," "I can hardly stand it." "It eats me alive." "Then why did you do it?" "Because you have to be doing well, safe and happy, so that he can leave his guard post, and feel at ease about not watching over you." "The only solution is for you to do well with that person, so I helped out." "If that's the reason, you shouldn't have gotten involved." "I was leaving to do well, and be safe and happy." "You might be saying that so you don't look bad in front of me, but that's not the way I see it." "Right now you're saying, "I'm leaving you because I love you so much."" "It's just Candy cosplay." "Candy?" "Yes." ""Since I'm not good enough for you, for your sake I will step away."" ""If you love me, come catch me."" "Then you pretend you can't fight it and let him catch you." "Isn't that it?" "By getting you off an airplane, President Ju Jung Won has done all he can." "Stop running away now and let him catch you." "If you drag it out, it will be tiring." "I Ryeong, for me to act like I can't fight it and get caught, there's one fatal weakness." "A fatal weakness?" "That's it!" "The thing that makes Gang U and President Ju feel sorry and want to protect you." "What is that?" "I can see ghosts." "What?" "There's one in here." "He probably died in this room." "I don't believe in that stuff." "Whatever." "Anyway, that person wants me to tell you something." "He says he's your fan." "I'm going." "Hey, Tae Gong Sil, where are you going?" "How can you say that and then leave me here alone?" "It's scary." "I really hate hearing about ghosts." "No matter if I cling to him or if I try to leave him, in everyone else's eyes, I'm still Candy." "You're U Jin!" "But why haven't you left yet?" "It's U Jin's mom." "U Jin, when I see you, I remember something terrible." "I don't want to see you." "Ju Jung Won." "You managed to catch the sun that tried to leave, but will she rise again at your side?" "Who are you?" "I'm the person who was going away with Gong Sil." "Gong Sil probably mentioned me." "I met someone who has the same ability to see and hear things as me." "Can you also see ghosts like Tae Gong Sil?" "Unlike you," "I'm someone who sees the same world as Gong Sil." "Miss Tae!" "Secretary Gim." "How could you just leave like that without saying a word?" "Were you running away to avoid Master Ju?" "I wasn't running away." "I wanted to go find something." "What?" "The reason I became like this." "Why only I can see dead people," "I wanted to find out why." "If she goes to those places where she was with you, will she find the reason?" "I don't know that, either." "We have to go to find out." "You're not sure, but yet you want to take her so far away?" "That's not what's important." "For the first time, Gong Sil is trying to face her situation." "Until now, she would just hide, avoid and feel tormented." "When you appeared in front of her, you gave her a sanctuary." "But now, Gong Sil is ready to step away from you." "That's why I came to find her." "What is it you can do for Tae Gong Sil?" "I will help her find those memories from the 3 years when her spirit was wandering." "Since that is when Gong Sil began to see spirits, if she can get back those memories," "Gong Sil might be able to change." "How?" "She won't be afraid, and she will fully accept her ability to see spirits." "It's even possible she might lose her ability." "Do you mean she might not see ghosts anymore?" "Yes." "But no matter whether she accepts her ability, or loses her ability, the emergency shelter that you provided for her won't be needed." "Does Tae Gong Sil know all this?" "Yes." "That's why she wants to go with me." "Secretary Gim, you also believed" "I was leaving for the president's sake." "Really, I was just leaving for myself." "I guess Candy is a better person than I am." "She leaves for the sake of the other person, but I can't be that pure, bright, and sweet." "Miss Tae, you and Master Ju have really changed a lot." "You once said you felt grateful that someone might like you." "The sun that was all shriveled up down there is now rising up and wants to shine." "It can't be stopped." "It's too much for me." "Then, is it possible the president is also misunderstanding me?" "Does he really think this is just a Candy cosplay?" "I'm not sure." "I don't really know what he's thinking, because he's Master Ju." "Although it was hard for me to catch you, since you have risen in front of me again," "I think I can live." "Look here, President, why are you trying to hold onto me?" "Because I'm so lacking compared to you," "I was going to leave for your sake." "How can you try the Candy act?" "Do you expect me to run after you and give you a back hug?" "You could tell?" "Are you, the shameless Taeyang, acting like you're an innocent moon?" "If I said I was leaving for your sake," "I thought maybe you could understand it better." "You might be shameless, but I prefer the honest Taeyang." "I don't like the moon that changes faces and confuses people." "Fine." "Then, I will just shamelessly say it." "I'm only leaving for myself." "It's not that I didn't think of you at all, but I was thinking of myself first." "I was just comfortable in the beginning when I made you my emergency shelter, because then I could cling to you without caring about anything." "But when I started to like you, that must be when it began." "I hated myself for being able to see ghosts." "You once told me you had lowered yourself to try and match my level, right?" "But..." "I felt so pathetic that I was still lying on the ground." "I can't live like this anymore." "I want to know how I ended up like this." "If it's possible, I want to get rid of this ability to see ghosts." "Find what you need, and then come back to me." "I can't promise you that I'll come back." "Because if I can't change from the way I am now," "I won't ever come back to your side." "I already told you," "I won't stay by your side as an unlucky sun." "The time when I was stabbed with that screwdriver," "I should never have come to find you." "Thankfully, your life didn't end there, and you were able to find a way to continue living as usual." "Can you understand me?" "I'm not a stray dog." "I get it, so just stop." "Thank you." "You told me that hospitals are the scariest places for you." "Since you're freely walking around this one," "I guess you won't come back to me because you need an emergency shelter." "I'll need to find something to renegotiate with, so wait until then." "I'm still going to leave." "Then you will be stopped by the police before you reach the airport." "Why?" "You committed sexual harassment." "You freely touched me all over my body." "You even climbed into my bed without permission." "You were supposed to pay for the privilege of doing that." "100 000." "One million." "Didn't you say you would understand?" "Even if I understand, I don't have to be considerate." "I will never let you go that easily." "From now on, I will do whatever I feel like doing." "From here on, you can handle everything on your own." "When you're not afraid of ghosts anymore, and you think you can do it alone, tell me to stop playing and send me home." "That woman... has no pride." "Because she has a clear reason why she can't let me go, she can't afford to have pride." "If I know there's an end, I'm not afraid." "I kept telling her to handle everything, that there would be an end, and it really turned out that way." "But still, at least I did tell her my true feelings." "I love you." "Would that have been enough?" "Apparently I was willing to put myself into the worst situation I could imagine." "I completely forgot I said that to her." "But what I said to Madam Go, that was the worst." ""I'm dead." "It's over." "There's no future."" "If it hadn't been for that kind of situation, they are words I would not have thrown out to her." "I don't want to pick up those words now, handle them and make things complicated again." "She couldn't have heard me say that." "It all ended there with Madam Go." "Since I paid her a lot of money, she never would have told her." "I should have said nicer things to her." ""How can you treat me like this?"" "At least then I could say that to her." "I heard Han Na was the accomplice." "President Ju was nearly in big trouble." "If things had gone as you planned, what might have happened?" "Our Jung Won must have been very shocked." "You said they caught her because of Bang Sil, right?" "Yes." "Honey, Bang Sil really did something important!" "Honey!" "Jung Won, are you okay?" "Aunt, I'm having a hard time right now, so let's talk later." "Okay." "President Ju, if you're having such a hard time, the Shanghai Kingdom meeting and paperwork," "I can handle it all for you." "This side of my brain can handle that problem, and the other side of my brain will handle the other problem." "I can take care of both sides just fine, so all of you can leave." "I said you can go." "It must have been very hard on President Ju." "He really needs someone by his side to comfort him." "He has me." "Although he does have you," "I think he needs a warm hand." "Who are you talking about?" "Bang Sil." "I heard that she settled everything well for President Ju, and then she was going to leave and go far away." "President Ju chased after her and brought her back." "Oh, it was heartbreaking, heartbreaking." "I heard from Assistant An about what happened with you two." "I was really moved by it." "There you were sitting in an airplane, and Master Ju comes after you." "It was a big scene, quite a scene." "They say that if you really want to know if someone loves you, you need to get on a plane once or something." "You already know." "It's not like that." "Gong Sil, if President Ju tried so hard to hold onto you, don't go, okay?" "I'm not leaving because of him." "Hey, didn't you say that guy..." "knows you see those things." "Since he still likes you anyway, shouldn't that be enough?" "Eonni, even the way you see it, does it look like I'm playing hard to get because he's far above me?" "Tae Gong Sil, you can't get carried away with lifting up and down, the push and pull." "What are you saying about my Gong Sil?" "Tae Gong Sil, the vice president would like to see you." "Me?" "Yes." "Why?" "Now if only his wife goes along with it, the Vice President can have everything the way he wants." "At first I thought that Master Ju being with Gong Sil was impossible, so was worried I got in the wrong line." "But it was the golden line after all." "Lee Han Ju, you were working for the vice president?" "Of course." "I am the Vice President's eyes, ears, mouth... head, shoulders, knees, and toes..." "Then the Vice President's big mouth was you?" "All that time you bought me chicken hearts and pigs' feet, it was so you could fish around for information for him?" "Is that why you wanted to get close to me?" "Tae Gong Ri!" "For now, I'm not going to interfere." "So don't keep talking about leaving just to make things harder for Jung Won." "Since the two of you love each other so much you could die, the more I get involved with it, the more determined you two seem to become." "I'm not going to interfere again, because I don't believe my nephew will make it to the end with you, and he will come to his senses." "You don't have to do that." "I'm not a person who can afford to love someone so much I can't live." "You once said there was something dark about me, right?" "You were right." "I once dragged the president into it, and he was standing on the edge of death." "I'm looking at him once again, but I won't be repeating that mistake." "Bang Sil, since I said things that were hurtful to you before, are you trying to get back at me?" "Do I need to apologize to you before we can patch this up?" "Is that what you want?" "No." "I know you're like this because you love the president very much." "You are a precious person to someone I care about, so I'm very grateful to you." "Are you trying the push and pull with me, too?" "No." "I'll just let go of you, and then I'll get lost." "Your thoughts have become very complicated, haven't they?" "Yes." "No one seems to understand me." "They all think I'm playing a game." "When someone like the president is trying to get me to stay, they find it funny that I would want to run away." "So do you want to try to stay by that person's side, be patient and endure it together?" "That man seems prepared to do that." "I can't do that." "It was really difficult for me to decide to leave." "Even the thought of not seeing him from now on, makes me feel total emptiness in here." "Is this little boy following you?" "This is U Jin." "He said he's worried about his mother, so he keeps following me." "You're not going to listen to him?" "I don't want to listen." "The last time I followed this kid, it almost cost that person his life." "I don't want to make mistakes like that again, so that's why I'm following you." "Tomorrow, I'll wait for you at the airport." "Decide whether you want to come or not." "So the start of Gong Sil's dilemma began with you?" "Then her last decision will also be made because of you." "She's asleep." "For your fake illness, you threatened me to get over here immediately with your necessities." "Are you really sleeping?" "It's a project with a famous director." "I wonder if she's okay after missing out on it." "Seeing her sleeping like this, she looks like she's fine with it." "What?" "Did you just terrorize me?" "Although I was surprised by the sudden attack, since I had already prepared myself for it," "I won't get mad." "But, are you really okay with only that much?" "Since you're a black-whiskered whale," "I had prepared myself for something more aggressive." "Thank you for such a mild ending." "What?" "If it was stronger, you really wouldn't have been mad?" "Yeah, I wouldn't have been mad." "After giving up a big international movie, that was your chance." "It's too bad." "Gang U!" "That one didn't count." "I'll do this one properly." "There are reporters waiting outside, so you shouldn't come out." "What a waste!" "I should have just jumped on him!" "As I was going over my points for renegotiation," "I discovered that there was something very unfair." "The more I think about it, the more outrageous it is." "What is it?" "You and I took turns talking about the ending, but in fact, there has never even been a beginning." "We've never had a meal together without a ghost around, or even held hands properly." "To talk about an ending before you have a beginning, isn't that funny?" "It is funny." "I could be sued for sexual harassment, for poking, touching, and holding onto you, but I've never once held onto you just because I like you." "Hold onto it." "Whether you're going or not going, just put all that aside for now." "Let's just hold hands and go eat together." "It seems strange." "I think it's the first time I've taken your hand when there's not a ghost." "See that?" "To just hold hands once and then end it, it's unfair, right?" "Since I've already held it, let's go have a meal." "I'll go change." "Hurry." "Enjoy your meal." "This is my favorite udon shop." "It's the best place to eat in this area." "I like udon a lot." "I eat it about 5 times a week." "Today is the first time I knew that Tae Gong Sil likes udon." "President, do you like udon, too?" "I don't like fat noodles soaking in hot soup." "I like naengmyeon because they're thin and cold." "So then, you prefer to eat cold noodles." "But that doesn't mean I like all cold noodles." "I only like item #3 on the menu at the restaurant I frequent." "But since the grandmother there passed away, the taste changed, so I don't eat naengmyeon anymore." "Really?" "If I had known before, I could have gone to that noodle shop once." "If the grandmother who passed away is still in there," "I could find out why the taste is different now." "If you just leave like this, then I will lose my chance to ever eat cold noodles again." "That's also unfair." "Where is that noodle shop?" "I'll stop by there before I leave." "You're planning to throw me away and leave, so don't do me any favors." "Before your fat noodles get even fatter, hurry and eat them." "Eat them while they're delicious, and every time you think about udon in the future, feel torn to pieces." "I come to this park sometimes for exercise." "I used to be very good at sports, particularly tennis." "I not only play tennis," "I'm good at horseback riding, golf, swimming, shooting, pretty much everything." "Since you weren't able to read, you probably spent a lot of time in activities." "Since I couldn't go out anywhere, I was always reading books." "This is very unfair." "We could have lived with you recommending books you read, and me teaching you the sports I do well." "You are breaking up the best mutual support system of "give and take."" "You're right." "I really wanted to learn to ride a horse and play golf." "I have a horse, a golf course, a swimming pool, a tennis court, I have them all." "You could have had a lifetime membership to an all amenities resort." "You have a horse?" "I've seen a ghost horse before." "You can't ride that one." "You could have used mine." "President, over there is a lady who likes to break up dating couples." "Whenever a couple sits there, they always break up." "Excuse me!" "If I don't stop them, they're going to break up." "Then let them." "Mine is breaking up too, so I can't watch others being happy." "Go." "Tae Gong Sil..." "Don't go." "Miss Tae says she is leaving for her own sake, so Master Ju can't stop her from going or hold onto her." "I thought that what I couldn't do for Tae Gong Sil," "President Ju Jung Won would be able to do, so that's why I took a step back and only watched over her." "But if what Tae Gong Sil is most afraid of is herself, then all President Ju Jung Won will be able to do is watch over her like me, and wait." "Master Ju is someone who has never accepted another person's decision." "Miss Tae's decision, whether or not he will agree to it, understand it and accept it..." "I just don't know." "Without even knowing he was the guy with the big mouth," "I went with him to eat chicken gizzards and grilled hearts." "Bigmouth, this is my drink." "I didn't pour it for you to dump it out into your cheap mouth!" "Hey, Loose Lips." "Why aren't you saying anything?" "Come on and say something." "Your cheap mouth must have nothing to do if it can't gossip, right?" "Just now... what did you do with that cheap mouth?" "Other than that, my mouth has no way to try and explain." "Your explanation was... really short." "Then, should I make my explanation a little longer?" "First of all, you can't be the only one sober, so drink up." "Bring another bottle." "It's sweet." "Really sweet." "I really like your rooftop." "I can see why you find it so comfortable." "It's a great place to sit and have a beer." "I want to fill your refrigerator up with beer, and drink one can there every day." "Tae Gong Sil, how much beer should I buy to put in there?" "Just one can to drink tonight, or can I buy as much as I want and stuff it full?" "For now, just one pack." "Six?" "I can hold your hand and drink one with you." "If there are six, we could drink them all tonight, or we can save some to drink next time." "Fine." "One pack." "Is there a particular kind..." "I'll just pick it myself." "We'll just drink one pack." "If I left without doing that much, it would be too unfair." "One pack." "Six days." "I've managed to get that many more." "U Jin!" "Nuna!" "Please help my mother!" "I don't want to." "I won't look." "Nuna!" "Please help me!" "I won't go." "Go away." "I said I'm not going." "Where did she go?" "Why isn't she answering?" "Miss, aren't you going to answer your phone?" "Just in case something happened," "I put a tracking device inside Tae Gong Sil's bag." "I found it." "Ajussi, please stop the car here." "U Jin, mom will come with you." "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "You can't do this!" "Let go of me!" "You can't do this!" "You can't!" "You can't!" "You can't do this!" "U Jin!" "U Jin!" "You can't, it's too dangerous." "I want to go with him!" "It's okay." "U Jin is over there." "He thought his mother was in danger and begged me to help." "He came to find me." "When I followed that kid before, it almost got you killed." "But here I am following him again." "Even though I did this," "I don't know for sure that she won't try that again." "That person's life is her own." "How can you handle all of that?" "I can't help seeing and hearing them, so I keep being swayed." "I hate it so much, but this is how I am." "If I can't even handle myself, how can I expect you to handle me?" "If you go with that person, will you stop seeing what you don't want to see?" "I don't know." "But at least I might be able to find out how I became like this." "The decision that you've made," "I will accept it." "Okay." "This is the end right here." "Tae Gong Sil, you and I... all we had was holding hands once and eating one meal together." "That's the kind of relationship that can be easily forgotten." "I will... forget you." "Okay." "If you hate me too much, it's okay if you curse me and call me an awful bitch." "Forget it." "A woman I've only held hands with once and eaten one meal with, there's no need for me to curse her." "I'm going." "Even until the end, she still never said... she loves me." "Since Taeyang got lost, it's been 375 days." "I haven't been destroyed." "What should I wear today?" "It's all ready, right?" "Yes." "We must win the year-end sales competition with Giant Mall." "We're preparing special year-end events on a large scale." "After this season," "I will be going to Shanghai." "Before I leave," "I want to be sure we have a margin of sales over Giant Mall this big!" "How big?" "This big!" "Louder." "This big!" "Next year when Jung Won goes to Shanghai, you will become the president here." "I'm really getting excited." "Before he leaves for Shanghai," "I need to figure out how to get him married." "Lately, he's been having a lot of meetings with Seojin Group." "He must be running into Miss Pak Seo Hyeon quite often." "How is it?" "Well, between them they have some very passionate talk about business, but there's nothing else there." "Why don't you help things out and try setting up a dinner after one of their meetings?" "You could do that, right?" "Yes, well..." "I guess so." "But... in my opinion..." "President Ju seems to be waiting for someone else." "Jung Won waiting for someone?" "Does that make sense?" "If he wanted it," "I could have women lined up all the way to the moon to meet with him." "But, Bang Sil?" "Is she some kind of princess of the moon or something?" "Why would he be waiting for her?" "Well..." "I'm still waiting... for the sun to rise again." "Just to give me some hope that she really will rise again, please bang on the lid once." "Thank you." "Ajussi, when you bang and spin that lid for me, it actually seems to comfort me." "Assistant An, the meeting today with Seojin, did you tell him it's at the Palace Hotel?" "Yes." "Seojin called this morning to confirm it already." "Then what can we do?" "To match up with the president's schedule," "I should have scheduled it at Kingdom Hotel." "That was my mistake." "I have to go with him to that meeting." "If there's a lot of time to waste, the president will get upset." "It was my mistake, so I'll explain everything to him." "I don't know how I could have made such a mistake." "Could I have been possessed by a ghost?" "We're here much too early for that meeting." "It's not like Secretary Gim to make such a mistake." "Is it because he's really feeling sick?" "Secretary Gim, you should go to the hospital." "Even if it's just a cold, you have to consider your age." "You rest for a few days." "Don't come back and give your cold to me." "I will send a doctor to you, so don't go anywhere and just stay there at home." "What about dinner?" "I will send someone over with the tuna porridge you like so much." "You can't have ice cream!" "Goodbye." "I've been watching you for a while." "If it's all right, could I join you for a drink?" "No, I'm here with someone." "But you've been alone." " Excuse me." " Yes?" " Could I change tables?" " Yes, that's fine." "Thank you." "It's nice now because I've changed." "The night view of Seoul is so pretty." "Miss... will you have a drink with me?" "No thanks, just go on." "You look a lot like someone I know." "I said no thanks." "Will you really... not look at me?" "I'm here with someone." "Who?" "A ghost?" "I was right." "You're Tae Gong Sil." "The awful bitch who bewitched me and then left." "=Tae I Ryeong=" "=President=" "~ With love as the reason, ~ those countless sleepless nights we spent" "~ now have become a distant memory buried deep inside ~" "~ All of our stories that we shared, still remain in our hearts. ~" "~ Now again, only the smile from old memories remains in me. ~" "~ Even if all my tears come flooding back, ~" "~ I don't think I can leave you. ~" "~ With love as the reason, ~" "~ so many days have been woven together, ~" "~ I wonder when... ~" | {
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"Get out of here!" "You're taking all our money again." "You'll feel better when you get home." "There's one over there." "Gonna be a long night, Mary." "Too bloody long." "It's quiet, isn't it?" "You having any luck?" "Not much, love." "Give you a penny for a suck." "Piss off." "Hi." "Where's Kate?" "Across the street." "Miss?" "What do you want?" "Shut your hole, bitch." "I know you." "You're Geordie, from Nichol Street." "Do you remember me, Mary Kelly?" "I'd never forget you, McQueen." "Will you stop that?" "Buttons are hard to come by." "What does a whore need buttons for?" "I warned you and your friends." "Payment was expected Monday." "I'm working, ain't I?" "We all are." "And I am making sure that no one troubles you." "I'm providing a service, Mary Kelly." "And I expect to be paid or else you will be very troubled." "Now, you tell your five friends they bring me my money by tomorrow or this friend of mine here will be your next customer." "You're bloody filthy this morning." "I bleeding' stink." "What'd you get up to last night?" "You don't want to know." "Give us a look." "Mary." "Thank God I found you." "He's coming." "Albert's coming today." "I need you to look after the baby." "Let's have a hold." "I'm so proud of her." "She's the most gorgeous little girl." "Isn't she beautiful?" "She's lovely, isn't she?" "I'll be seeing you in a bit." "Get us a jar of gin, will you?" "You look fine, Ann." "Must be nice, having a rich man looking after you." "She has your eyes and her father's brow." "Don't you think?" "She is a perfect love, but, Ann, we're all in a terrible way for money." "The Nichols gang" "They want our blood." "Know what they said they'd do?" "Don't start." "What's she saying?" "They want L1 a week from each of us." "Count yourself lucky." "Good and lucky that you got a wealthy man to take care of you." "We need L4 to pay them, so we can't spare the time." "I'll get you the L4 from Albert." "He might say no." "I can't take a chance." "He won't." "I know he won't." "He's been in France on business." "He wrote, he sold a lot of his paintings." "He's sure to have full pockets and feel generous." "To you perhaps, but" "I'll ask for meself." "I'll get you the L4." "I promise." "I'm not gonna hurt you, Netley." "Remember me?" "Remember who I am?" "Your charge will be coming down sooner than expected." "Much sooner." "Be a good man." "Get him home quickly." "Quickly and quietly." "Understood?" "Well said." "Very well said." "Take them out." "What is the meaning of this?" "Kidney, what in God's name are you doing?" "I want this room in pieces." "I demand an explanation." "It's Albert." "Get off me." "Please." "No!" "Who knows?" "I didn't know." "I swear, I didn't." "How can I tell anyone else?" "Who knows?" "Who knows?" "I don't know who they could be." "Albert must've mixed in with something terrible." "She's hungry and cold, poor thing." "I've got to take her to them." "I've got to take her to Ann's parents." "You go." "Leave baby Alice with them." "I'll get to work, and I'll meet you later at the Ten Bells." "Notice something, Inspector?" "I pay." "I already pay." "I'm not after you, Emperor." "Where is he?" "Move it!" "Get up." "Get up!" "Hello, darling." "Sergeant." "It's night." "Well spotted, Inspector Abberline." "Indeed it is night." "Our genius has returned to us." "Thank you, gentlemen." "Remember, if you ever wish to escape the dreary confines of your duties this never happened." "Cut along now." "Have I lost a day?" "No." "It's only four hours since you left here." "Deepest apologies for the rude awakening." "I suspect you enjoyed that." ""I must be cruel only to be kind," as the poet said." "Although, I'd happily wallop you every time you chase the dragon." "I had a sneaking suspicion you might interrupt." "You've seen something?" "What did you see?" "A petticoat saturated with blood." "They used to burn men like you alive." "Sometime this evening, a bangtail was murdered in George Yard." "That doesn't sound much out of the ordinary." "It was the way she was done." "It was the way the bangtail was done that cries out for a man of your talents." "Her name was Martha Tabram." "I don't know what sort of name Tabram is." "It sounds foreign to me." "This is not what I saw." "Not the woman of your dreams?" "Are you sure?" "Show him." "You show him." "Why do I have to be exposed to this degradation over and over again?" "I've looked at the mess twice." "Before he cut her throat, he removed her livelihood as a keepsake." "Gentlemen, we are indeed fortunate today to be able to observe an entirely new approach to the treatment of insanity." "Dr. Ferral, I was just saying to my colleagues we're here in the hope you'll permit us to observe this new treatment of yours." "I wasn't expecting such distinguished visitors." "But you're all welcome, of course." "I'm ready to begin." "Who is your patient?" "Ann Crook." "An unfortunate, Sir William, who is hysterical and violent." "And has severe delusions of persecution." "Poor girl." "Do please proceed." "Gentlemen." "We have one tap above and one into the left lobe." "And one on the right and this unlucky patient's dementia will no longer take a violent form." "Thanks to this simple procedure we can now permanently alleviate the poor girl's suffering." "What could I do?" "I had to leave the baby with Ann's parents." "Rich man?" "Thought he was gonna take care of her?" "Knew that was too good to be true." "They're gonna kill every one of us." "Who is this Albert anyway?" "Who cares about Albert and Ann's troubles?" "What are we gonna do?" "We can't stay clear of the Nichols boys forever." "They say that they held poor Martha down and watched her bleed until she passed out." "Then they cut her throat." "McQueen is mad." "He enjoys hurting women." "It's insane that they want L4." "How are we gonna get L4?" "Not with my old cunny." "I'd be lucky to get four pence." "Behave yourselves or bugger off." "You can bugger off." "We work, girls." "We work the streets harder than ever." "Right?" "Right?" "All right." "We can do it here, but hurry up." "The bobbies are tracking us tonight." "Right." "Gotta get the old man hard first." "Give it here." "I'll put it in meself." "ls that in?" "Of course it is." "Come on." "It's not." "You got it stuck between your legs." "No, I haven't." "Come on." "I knows it when I feels it." "That's mine, Polly." "That's my money." "I could pop your eye out." "The customers wouldn't mind." "They don't mind if a whore can see." "What's that you got there?" "What've I got here?" "What have I got here, Constable?" "Only a little thing." "Only a little thing to you, but a great thing to me." "Move!" "Or I'll bash that smart mouth." "You're a dead woman." "Lovey, he won't bother you again tonight." "That's right." "Look." "One for the Nichols, and one for me." "Come here." "We'll work the streets together." "I'll keep my eye on you, love." "You pig!" "You disgusting pig!" "Yeah, I'm a pig." "I'm what's wrong with the world." "Be on your own then." "No!" "You don't want the company of a pig!" "What the fuck are you looking at?" "Thirsty?" "That was the thing that was in my dream." "What's it called again?" "Cleopatra's needle." "Cleopatra." "She was a beauty, wasn't she?" "It was carved 1,500 years before the Son of God was born." "Six men died to bring it here from Egypt." "May the good Lord have mercy." "She was like that when I found her." "All murdered." "What kind of monster did this?" "The boys have made their rounds of the taverns and the delightful domiciles that make up this charming street." "Will it surprise you that no one heard a sound?" "Her throat was cut, but there's no arterial spray on the wall." "She was killed somewhere else." "It rained last night, didn't it?" "She's dry." "She was brought here in a carriage or something." "Her throat must've been cut in the carriage." "I imagine they stopped it over there." "They?" "There's more than one?" "Most definitely." "This was all in your vision?" "Jesus!" "So, definitely more than one person." "It has to be a message from the Nichols boys." "Right?" "What the hell?" "That's grapes, isn't it?" "What the hell would a bangtail be doing with grapes?" "I'd like to give them an answer." "What?" "The Nichols boys." "I'd welcome the opportunity to give them an answer to their bloody message." "There is most definitely a message here." "You're right about that." "What am I wrong about?" "Martha Tabram was raped, tortured and killed." "That's cruel." "But I've seen that sort of cruelty in the East End before." "This is methodical." "The butchery is irrational, yet meticulous and deliberate." "Altogether a different breed of killer." "As soon as possible, I'd like to know what he took." "What do you mean "what he took"?" "Didn't you notice?" "What?" "He's taken at least one of her organs." "Oh, no." "I want every veterinarian butcher, furrier in the district interviewed." "Furrier?" "What did he do, sir?" "Skin her?" "Pipe down, Withers." "When the Inspector is talking you are listening, understand?" "Yes, Sergeant." "He disemboweled her." "After he cut her throat, stabbed her in the chest cut open her stomach, and took out her intestines." "At least one of her organs was removed." "I'm waiting for the police surgeon's report for more details." "I see." "One thing's for certain, an Englishman didn't do it." "Maybe one of these Red Indians wandered into Whitechapel and indulged his natural inclinations." "With all due respect, sir I believe this was done by someone with at least a working knowledge of dissection." "An educated man, such as a doctor" "An educated man?" "That's preposterous." "No well-bred man would do this." "Probably a tradesman or a butcher." "A tradesman is a possibility, sir." "But there's a strong indication against it." "There was a sprig of grapes under her body." "What are you driving at?" "No one in Whitechapel, no matter what their trade, could afford grapes." "Obviously, they were given to her by the killer." "It follows that he must be someone with money." "What about the Jews?" "A Jew butcher?" "Or a Jew tailor might have money." "Plenty of them in Whitechapel." "Sir, for the sake of public safety in general I'd like to be careful about spreading the rumor it might be a Jew." "I know your reputation for making guesses that turn out to be right." "Someone told me you claim to dream the answers." "Frankly, it doesn't matter to me what your methods are." "But be certain you don't proceed without proof." "Is that clear?" "Of course, sir." "Personally, I don't care." "The fewer pinch-pricks on the streets, the better." "But the sooner you find this butcher or tailor the sooner we can all celebrate your promotion." "Keep me informed." "Every cellar, every stable." "We'll find him." "It's the bleeding Jews." "Let's kill them!" "I have wonderful news." "Tell me." "Surely you, of all people, can guess." "I don't want to guess with you." "Dr. Marbury says...." "Dr. Marbury says?" "Dr. Marbury says I'm going to have your child." ""Ay, to die" ""and go we know not where" ""To lie in cold obstruction and to rot"" "A simple "rest in peace" would suffice." "Yes, sir." ""In the midst of life we are in death..." ""...of whom may we seek for succor, but of Thee, O Lord..." ""...who for our sins art justly displeased?" ""Yet, O Lord God most holy..." ""..." "O Lord most mighty...."" "Good afternoon, ladies." "I'm Inspector Abberline." "This is Sgt. Godley." "We're investigating the murders of Polly Nichols and Martha Tabram." "We understand they were both friends of you ladies." "Close friends." "We're hoping you'd be able to help us." "Don't know nothing." "Me neither." "Why are you bothering us?" "You ought to bother McQueen." "ls he the boss of Nichol Street?" "The heart and soul of the gang." "Isn't it your job to be knowing that small detail?" "What makes you think McQueen did this?" "Can't prove nothing by me." "You're Mary Kelly, right?" "That's right." "Unless one of you is willing to testify against McQueen I can't do nothing." "Surely, Inspector a strong, handsome man like you could do anything you put your brilliant mind to." "I'm a coward and a weakling." "I can't help meself." "What's your excuse?" "Why are you so bloody useless?" "Come on, Mary." "They won't help us." "Is that you?" "Before my mother died, back in Ireland." "ls that when you came here?" "Yeah." "When I was 8." "When things was good." "We were starving, but we were starving in fresh air." "I was thinking we ain't never gonna earn enough to satisfy the Nichols boys and feed our own mouths." "You said those men who took the rich artist man and her as well...." "You said they was clean-shaven, and their clothes was neat." "Right." "They weren't criminals, then." "They weren't the Nichols boys." "They was unusual." "Perhaps even official." "What are you getting at?" "Maybe we could go with the papers, get paid for the story." ""Where's Ann Crook?"" "The papers are always desperate for things bad about the government." "It's a mystery, to boot." "Not a bad plan." "What do you think, Mary?" "We should talk to that inspector, the one at Polly's funeral." "Fuck me!" "No." "If we go to the papers, they might hurt Ann even worse." "Or hurt the baby." "Worse than what'll happen to her in Whitechapel when she sprouts teats?" "I don't know for sure." "But I think we're better off talking to that inspector." "Lord, you are young after all." "Four bitches." "That's what I thought." "You only paid for one person." "They're my guests." "Guests?" "Let me welcome your guests." "Go on!" "Get out!" "Get out of here, you bloody whores." "When you have four pence you can come back with your ladies in waiting, Your Grace." "Shut up." "Back to work then." "Let's try and stay together." "We can't." "You know that." "Then stay good and clear of Nichol Street." "Come on." "All right, Annie?" "Bloody bastard." "How's your head?" "Very funny." "Boo!" "I didn't frighten you, did I?" "I've been looking for you." "Been looking all over for you." "You've been looking for me?" "Not for me." "On behalf of my gentleman." "A very fine gentleman." "He sent me to find you." "Your gentleman sent you to find me?" "Get off!" "I might be unfortunate, but I'm not a blithering idiot." "It's the truth!" "The God's truth." "He's seen you." "He likes you." "He said, tonight, only you'll do." "He said to find you, take you to Hanover Street where he's waiting for you." "You're very pretty." "Go on." "Get in, I'll take you there." "I almost forgot." "My gentleman got you a present." "You like grapes?" "Yeah." "Your gentleman, he must be very refined." "Very refined indeed." "Get in." "I'll take you there." "All right." "Here we are." "I'm a lucky lady." "You are, lady." "Your gaffer, does he want anything special?" "Just the usual, I expect." "This alley takes you to the yard." "My gentleman is quiet." "He doesn't like disturbances." "What I want to know is, a toff like him how much is he offering?" "Here, L2 for now." "That'll do me." "Let me see you." "Down there?" "Straight down to the door at the end." "Straight down there, right?" "You watch your mouth!" "Any more information?" "My readers want to know." "Is it true you found a piece of leather apron in her mouth?" "No." "But if it's your fancy, I'd be delighted to stuff your mouth with leather." "Give us a tidbit, Sergeant." "We'll put your picture on the front page." "Do something about this." "This is ridiculous." "There's a bloody murderer on the loose." "What about my wife?" "This is Annie." "Yes." "Another of the circle of friends." "Annie Chapman." "Dark Annie, they called her." "You still say this isn't the Nichols boys?" "Did the constable show you the bit of leather found by the waterspout?" "Could be part of a butcher's apron." "Leather apron." "Dear God, we could be looking for a butcher after all." "I saw her." "This one?" "Yeah, last night." "I saw her face." "Don't trample over this area." "Let us see the body!" "Come on, let us see." "Oh, God." "There's your typical Londoner imbued with the Christian spirit of sympathy for his fellow man." "Or fellow whore, in this case." "He's really outdone himself this time." "He not only severed the intestines he's carefully arranged them around the neck and shoulders." "I think he's taken more organs this time." "Grapes again." "Why grapes?" "Only Polly and Dark Annie were given grapes." "Only they were disemboweled in such a meticulous fashion." "This ain't killing for profit." "This is ritual." "Yeah, but why grapes?" "So they'll trust whatever he offers." "I've never fully understood that tradition." "They're for the ferryman." "The ferryman who takes the body across the river into the land of the dead." "If she don't have the money to pay him she'd have to wander, forever lost between the two worlds." "I need to consult a doctor." "Are you ill, Inspector?" "A surgeon, to be specific." "The killer removed the victim's uterus and its attachments." "My God." "He's out of his mind." "That's very astute of you, sir." "I don't appreciate sarcasm, Inspector." "I'm sorry, sir." "I meant nothing by it." "You already have a surgeon at your disposal." "I need a man with a strong stomach and a sober mind." "The police surgeon has neither." "No." "Request denied." "Why?" "Are you questioning my decision?" "No, sir." "I simply want to know why." "There's already too much nonsense and gossip in the press." "You start consulting doctors, and all sorts of wild notions will be printed." "No one else is to see the bodies." "It is my honor to present this unique medical phenomenon." "Until last week, Mr. Joseph Merrick" "John Merrick." "I beg your pardon." "Mr. John Merrick was an attraction at a side show." "Now he's being cared for at England's leading hospital." "With your generosity, we will be able to continue to do so." "Ladies and gentlemen Mr. John Merrick." "Turn around." "It should've been killed at birth." "Good health!" "That will be the last one, Your Royal Highness." "...a psychotic patient." "Pardon me, sir." "Are you Dr. Ferral?" "I am." "I'm Inspector Abberline, assigned to Whitechapel." "Oh, my Lord!" "You're the Ripper case." "Am I right?" "Yeah." "Jolly good." "You've come to the perfect place." "We've got butchers aplenty here." "I see." "I could certainly use your expertise to help solve this case." "They tell me you're the best young surgeon in London." "Really?" "I don't see how a reputable surgeon could know anything about it." "This country's overrun with foreigners, Orientals." "Jews." "Socialists trying to stir things up against our monarchy." "That's who you should be pursuing, don't you think?" "Excuse me." "You don't belong here, do you?" "I'm afraid Dr. Ferral suffers from the surgeon's malady." "What's that, sir?" "Want of feeling." "He knows everything about anatomy and nothing about the soul." "How may I assist you, Inspector?" "Forgive my ignorance, but are you a surgeon?" "I was." "Unfortunately, I suffered a brain seizure six months ago." "I'm sorry to hear that, sir." "Yes, these days I limit myself to teaching." "So you see, I'm accustomed to answering questions, Inspector." "Could you tell me what sort of a knife this would be?" "I think you mean to draw a Liston knife." "It's named for Liston, who was a surgeon in the Crimean War." "Because there was no anesthetic on the battlefield he had to carry out his amputations very quickly." "Do you, by any chance, have the police surgeon's report available?" "Yes, I do, sir." "May I?" "You must keep this confidential." "Of course." "Thank you." "Wouldn't someone have heard their screams?" "Not if he cut their throats first." "How can you be sure they wouldn't react to seeing the Liston knife?" "Grapes." "He offers them grapes first." "Grapes are very tempting." "They'd gobble them up." "He might offer them a drink to ease them down." "A drink laced with laudanum." "How do you know that?" "I found a sprig of grapes on both victims' bodies." "And I smelled the laudanum on their lips." "Laudanum is a derivative of opium." "Apart from doctors and addicts, not many would recognize it." "How long have you chased the dragon, Inspector?" "These should help with the headaches." "Opium leaches minerals out of the body, so I've also given you a tonic." "That'll help to restore your appetite." "Thank you very much, sir." "I'm a fool." "I don't think you're a fool." "Far from it." "I ought to have known that you're physician ordinary to the royal family." "It's certainly an honor, but it's an honor bestowed on many doctors." "Now, about our friend here." "He cut their throats from left to right." "Therefore, he's right-handed." "Excuse me." "He had to slice through four layers of tissue and up to an inch of subcutaneous fat." "After that he entered the abdominal cavity, so he would've used more than the Liston knife." "Perhaps he was carrying a portable amputation kit similar to this." "What do you think?" "Is it possible that the killer is an educated man?" "The intestines are simple enough, but the uterus?" "The liver, very hard to locate, unless you know what you're doing." "And he was working quickly, in the dark." "I had held out hope that this monster was a veterinarian or a furrier or an especially well-educated butcher." "No, I must admit, if I were you I'd look for someone with a thorough knowledge of human anatomy." "Damn him." "Want me to suck it?" "I can suck the Thames dry." "Don't be frightened, dearie." "How far advanced is our grandson's malady?" "No lesions have appeared." "There is some neural damage, slight trembling of the right hand but I'm more than hopeful, the treatment will arrest the disease." "He seems, to us, to be suffering greatly in his mind." "Is the disease affecting his emotions?" "Yes, of course, his mood is depressed because of the news of the diagnosis." "But that should improve as he regains his strength." "You are a true physician, Sir William." "In all ways, you attend to the health of our empire." "We are grateful." "Thank you, ma'am." "This is the beginning of a five-pointed star." "Like the bloody Jewish star!" "Withers." "The Inspector is talking, which means you are what?" "I'm listening, sir." "Yes." "This area would form a likely point." "I want double shifts within these streets until further notice." "And don't only worry about Jews and butchers." "Stop anyone suspicious including well-dressed gentlemen." "By the way, Withers the Star of David has six points." "Right! "Once more unto the breach, dear friends."" "Dismissed!" "Why have you called me here?" "It's just...." "It's just, you say three more have to be killed." "I can't take it, sir." "It's everywhere." "It's in all the papers." "I'm just a simple chap, sir." "I'm not a great man like you." "I just don't know where I am at anymore." "There, there, Netley." "I shall tell you where we are." "We are in the most extreme and utter region of the human mind." "A radiant abyss, where men meet themselves." "I don't understand that." "I don't understand, sir." "Hell, Netley." "We're in Hell." "Let me go!" "Get your hands off me!" "Sorry about that, Inspector." "She's madly in love with me, although she hides it well." "You said McQueen killed your two friends." "What are you doing here?" "I see." "Women are butchered right and left in your district and you can't do piss about it, and I'm the fool?" "We're watching." "Can't arrest them without evidence, so we watch them." "What else can we do?" "I'll testify." "If you keep meself and me friends alive, I'll testify." "To what, precisely?" "McQueen said he'd cut me unless I pay him L1 a week." "No." "What do you mean, "No"?" "You asked me to testify." "Are you worried I'll let you down?" "I won't." "I promise I won't." "You testify against McQueen, maybe he goes in for a year or two." "But his boys, they'll take their revenge on you and your friends." "I can't let you do it." "It's your round this time!" "I confess, I have an appetite." "One day, I'll be a great big, round woman with a skinny little man for a husband." "And a dozen plump children, I imagine." "Do you think that's funny?" "An unfortunate like me being a decent mother?" "No, I didn't mean that at all." "You'll be a wonderful mother someday." "Honest, I can see it." "I see you in a little cottage by the sea surrounded by children." "I can see it, Mary, clear as day." "I really do have visions, you know." "Are you serious?" "Sgt. Godley calls it my intuition." "As a matter of fact, I have one about you in this case." "You have visions about me?" "What might those be?" "I want you to think carefully." "Besides McQueen, besides these awful murders has anything happened to you or your friends that's a bit out of the ordinary?" "Ben Kidney?" "That's Special Branch she's describing." "What would Ben Kidney and Special Branch be doing in Whitechapel?" "Wait a minute." "She's Irish-born, isn't she?" "There's your answer." "A secret Irish rebel." "That's why they'd be after her, right?" "They were after Ann Crook, who was having an affair with a wealthy gentleman." "A man she bore a child a child that's now missing, along with its grandparents." "Great." "Drive on, please, driver." "You do not fuck with Special Branch." "They fuck with you." "I don't know what you're thinking, and I don't care to know." "Mr." "Kidney wants to see me." "Mr." "Kidney's gone, sir." "Didn't say where." "Could be for the night." "No." "He said he'd be back before 11:00, and I should wait." "Where are you going?" "He said I should wait in his office." "And what floor is Mr. Kidney's office on?" "I don't know what floor, because I haven't been to his fuckin' office, have I?" "He told me the desk man'd let me up, but I'm happy to stand here like a knob because you disobeyed Ben Kidney's order." "lt's the second floor on the right." "Thanks." "Free Ireland!" "Free Ireland!" "Get inside, sir!" "Just some gunpowder, that's all." "Little more than a firework." "Anyone go in or out?" "Yes, sir." "I'm sorry, sir, there's an Inspector Abberline in your office." "No, there's nothing missing here." "Webster dossier seems to be complete." "The bastards have been in here, sir." "I can smell them." "No." "Yes." "No, not together." "Too suspicious." "You wait for me, and if she's in there, you can visit her on your own." "I'm going with you right now, or I'm going to the newspapers." "I mean it." "There are a number of mental disorders for which it is necessary to remove the front part of the brain." "Her records indicate that she was violent threatening to do harm to herself and others." "Does she have any relations?" "No, she's a ward of the state." "That's a lie." "Listen to me." "You're under arrest, and here to assist my investigation." "Keep your mouth shut!" "Is that clear?" "Sorry, sir." "Good." "What else do you know about her?" "All we know is that she was an unfortunate who lived in the Whitechapel district." "I'd like to ask her a few questions." "You won't get any sense out of her." "I'm used to that." "Hello." "I brought Mary Kelly." "Do you remember Mary Kelly?" "Ann, you know me, I'm your best friend in all the world." "Go away." "Go away." "I'm going to find baby Alice." "I'm going to take care of her." "Alice is laughing to me." "Laughing to me all day long." "It's all right, darling." "What about her father?" "Have you seen Alice's father, Ann?" "He's a prince." "A prince." "And I'm a queen." "How do you know he was a painter?" "He hired us to pose as artist's models." "What exactly does that entail, artist's models?" "We stood very still, so he could paint us." "What's the matter?" "You think I was born a whore?" "I'm sorry, I'm an unfortunate, not a whore." "England doesn't have whores just a great mass of very unlucky women." "So Ann Crook and the painter became lovers." "Is that it?" "He married her in a lovely Catholic church." "Saint Savior's." "I was a witness, as a matter of fact." "Married her in a Catholic church?" "What do you think they've done to baby Alice?" "Special Branch dumped her in Bishopsgate?" "Yeah, as an unknown." "Why?" "When I find out, I'll tell you." "Take me to her." "You have to." "No." "Not yet." "I need to know more first." "Look I promise that I'll help you with baby Alice, but not yet." "You've got to trust me, Mary, at least a little bit." "I do." "I do trust you." "Good." "Do you have little ones, Inspector?" "No." "A year ago...." "No, two years...." "I'm sorry, more than two years my wife passed away giving birth to what I'm told was a son." "I'm sorry." "Thanks." "I want to show you some paintings on the way out." "You're going to take me into the gallery?" "Why not?" "Come on." "Did you see the look on her face?" "I think she stopped breathing." "She's a fright." "Look at those cold eyes." "I feel like someone's walking over my grave." "There's one more painting I want you to see." "You know him, don't you?" ""Those whom God has joined together, let no man put asunder."" "I pronounce that they be man and wife." "Sir William Gull, please." "Sir William isn't receiving visitors." "Sir William?" "It's Inspector Abberline." "I need to speak with you, sir." "Sir William is ill." "He can't receive any visitors." "I said you can't go in." "It's all right, Dr. Ferral, I don't mind company." "Have Anna bring us some tea, would you please?" "I wish I could tell you that your story was fantastical." "Unhappily, I cannot." "I know for a fact that the Prince has a taste in unfortunate women." "And I suppose that it's more than possible he concocted this elaborate deception to have some privacy while he indulged in his secret life." "But I know one reason I have for stating that Prince Edward being Jack the Ripper is just incomprehensible." "What's that, sir?" "If you repeat what I'm about to tell you, both our lives are in jeopardy." "Indeed, I hope for your sake that what I'm about to say will steer you clear of the very real danger you're in." "I think I'm well past the point of safe return, sir." "Prince Edward has syphilis." "Not a pleasant state secret, but a vital one." "That proves it." "I couldn't understand why the Prince was killing Ann Crook's friends especially so savagely, but he's not merely killing them he's punishing them." "He wants revenge." "Don't you see, sir?" "No, Inspector, I don't see." "I'm afraid your wild speculations about the Prince's mental state clever though they may be, can't overcome the physical impossibility of his committing these crimes." "The disease is far enough along that his hands tremble uncontrollably." "He's very weak, and the killings of Jack the Ripper require sure hands and considerable vigor." "And have you forgotten the most telling fact?" "Whatever else the Prince may be he knows little or nothing of human anatomy." "...to the center of the lodge and force him to kneel for the benefit of prayer." "Vouchsafe Thy name, almighty Father of the universe to this, our present convention." "Who is this?" "A poor candidate in a state of darkness." "He comes of his own free will, perfectly prepared humbly soliciting to be admitted into the mysteries and privileges." "In all cases of danger and distress, in whom do you put your trust?" "In God." "How did he find out about the unfortunate and her child?" "He has that kind of cleverness you'll sometimes find in the middle classes." "A cheap sort of intelligence, but effective nevertheless." "Thank God that's not something you're burdened by." "Yes, thank God." "Recite the solemn oath." ""Never to reveal our secrets..." ""...under no less a penalty than my throat be cut across..." ""...my tongue be torn out by its root..." ""...and that I be buried in sand a cable's length from shore."" "You don't think Gull has confided in him, do you?" "The old fellow isn't as far gone as all that, is he?" "No." "He's not that foolish." "Let the brother receive the light." "I keep on hearing...." "...no time to scream...." "Another beautiful murder." "Fear me." "Jack the Ripper." "They're rubbish." "You know that." "Yes, I agree." "They're rubbish." "But why you believe that red-headed jezebel, I'll never know." "Has it occurred to you that she might like to make up stories?" "Particularly about men." "She is after all, a whore." "She's a woman who...." ""A rose by any other name"?" "Is that it?" "Frederick, my dear chum, no one is more delighted than I am that you decided to resume your interest in the fairer sex, but please remember a woman like that can make a man feel whatever she wants him to feel." "Sgt." "Godley." "Yes, sir." "Arrest the Nichol Street gang." "Right away." "I tried to stop them, Inspector." "This arrived in this afternoon's post." ""I send you half the kidney I took from one woman preserved for you..." ""...the other piece I fried and ate." "It was very nice."" "We demand something be done, and done tonight." ""From Hell."" "At least they got the address right." "It can't be." "Are you sure he was the same?" "I know him." "I posed for him twice meself." "I stood there naked as a babe, watching him paint me for hours." "And he was with Ann for what, over a year?" "Nearly two." "Here you are." "Hello, girls." "I told you to wait for me." "I can't stay in a pub and not have a drink." "It's cruel." "But look who I bumped into." "Remember Ada?" "She's from France." "Brux elles." "She is pretty, isn't she?" "Not in public, love." "Would you give us a minute alone?" "We need to speak with Liz." "Ada, you stay where you are." "Come on, Mary, get the drinks in." "You don't have to worry about Nichol Street for at least a week." "I can keep them that long." "That's something, anyway." "Thank you." "What about baby Alice?" "Are you sure she's all right?" "She's all right." "We'll get her out after this is over." ""We'll get her"?" "Listen." "I want you and your friends off the street until I can sort this thing out." "For how long?" "A few days at least." "You better throw us in jail because we have no money for food or a doss." "All right, take this." "Buy some food, get a room, and stay there." "Don't tell anyone where you're going." "I don't want to know." "In three days, come to the Ten Bells, I'll leave a message with the barkeep." "What?" "It's not enough?" "I wish I could show you the little village where I was born." "It's so lovely there." "It's by the sea, where you said you saw me." "I used to think it too small to spend a life in but now I'm not so sure." "Don't." "What?" "Do you think I'm paying you back?" "I didn't mean it as business." "I'm still a woman." "They haven't taken that away from me, not yet anyways." "Enough of that." "Now, lad, at least take...." "Sorry, sir." "One more turn." "And curtsy." "And we're done." "Don't be modest, girl." "They don't care what we do." "I paid for your supper, remember." "Stop shaking your head at me, you slag!" "Leave her alone!" "She's my business, not yours!" "Liz, just be quiet for one bloody night." "No, I fucking won't keep my voice down!" "Don't go out tonight, it's not safe." "I'll just get something to sustain myself." "I'll be right back!" "Don't be so fucking stupid!" "Do without for a night." "No." "I want a fucking drink." "Here we are." "Service records." ""Grenadier Guards." "Lt. Benjamin Kidney."" "There." "Just as you suspected." "Before he joined Special Branch Ben Kidney served in the Grenadier Guards." "Part of his duties included assisting a field surgeon." "Let me tell you something of which I am absolutely certain." "Assisting an expert is a different thing, a very different thing from doing it oneself." "Think about it." "Someone's got to clean up after the Prince." "Whose job is it to take care of the widow's messes?" "You've turned into Othello, do you know that?" "Everything is a suspicion." "And like that tragic Moor all your suspicions will end up in your own demise." "Heaven's sake, these women aren't just being silenced." "They're being murdered most brutally." "Why would Ben Kidney do that?" "To scare people." "To keep their mind off the real point." "Which is?" "Think what's at stake for Special Branch." "Prince Edward married Ann Crook, a commoner and a Catholic." "Married her in a Catholic church, they had a baby, a legitimate baby who is in fact heir to the throne of England." "All these women were there." "All these women were eyewitnesses to an event that could rip the empire to pieces." "Once she starts drinking, she'll go all night, you know that." "She knows how dangerous it is." "She don't believe you about the Prince." "She thinks you're feeding that copper candies to keep him interested." "Hello, sir." "Is anything wrong, my dear?" "No, sir." "For a moment, I thought you were someone else." "Thirsty?" "Always parched, sir." "Perhaps there is somewhere nearby that we might go while my coachman keeps watch." "Yeah." "This way." "Follow me." "It's this way." "Follow me." "I dropped my grapes." "No!" "What the fuck are you looking at?" "Shut up!" "I hear someone coming, sir." "Sir!" "It's one of them, isn't it?" "The throat's cut the same way." "Yeah." "He didn't finish." "She's no less dead for that." "He won't be satisfied by this." "Wilkins." "Fetch the ambulance." "Go on, run along." "Excuse me, miss." "You could be dead right now." "But then there would be too many bloody questions." "Ignore the old man's blathering." "Find a scapegoat, or next time we won't care who asks:" ""Whatever happened to Inspector Abberline?"" "We should hurry up, sir." "It's clearing up." "Do you have a piece of chalk, Netley?" "Chalk, sir?" "They found another one in Mitre Square!" "Nice work, Inspector." "You've encouraged him to do two a night." "Out of the fucking way." "Catherine Eddowes." "There's some writing on the wall, just down the road." "You should have a look at it." ""The Jews are the men that will not be blamed for nothing."" "It's hardly Shakespeare, but it'll do." "Madam, slow down." "Make sure you get the apron as well." "It was written by the killer, sir." "And how do you know that?" "I was here three quarters of an hour ago." "This building, mostly Jews live here." "Is that right?" "Yeah, that's right." "Ready now, sir." "Put that away, and get out of here immediately." "Abberline?" "Wash that off." "What?" "You heard me." "lt's evidence, sir." "Listen to me." "In another hour, there will be 1,000 people poking about in here." "If those words are seen, not a Jew in London will be safe." "We'll have mayhem on the streets, so wash it off." "That's an educated hand, sir." "An educated man wrote that." "Look for yourself." "I don't have to look, I've seen it." "An educated man knows how to spell "Jews."" "I don't know what this refers to but I'm sure it's got nothing to do with the people who live around here." "Sergeant, I want two constables to wash that off." "What are you looking to him for?" "Wash it off!" "Yes, sir." "Six men have seen it already, the Sergeant has copied it down." "I'll remember these words for as long as I live." "So all you're doing is destroying its value as evidence." "No, all I am doing is taking charge of an investigation that you have bungled to the point of gross inefficiency, and I've had enough." "You are suspended from duty, Abberline." "Inspector Abberline is suspended." "All of his privileges are cancelled." "You have not seen her, then?" "If she comes around, give her this." "Long letter, eh?" "This is for your trouble." "The letter's private, you understand?" "I understand." "Who is this?" "Recite the solemn oath." ""Never to reveal our secrets.... "" "Grapes again." "Why grapes?" "This ain't killing for profit." "He's not that foolish." "Are you questioning my decision?" "Find a scapegoat." ""...my throat be cut across.... "" "This is ritual." ""Jubela, Jubelo, Jubelum."" "Jews." "It's me, Ada." "Only me." "I bring everything for supper." "You little thief, I need this money." "I just take some money and buy food, for me and for you." "Is that bad, Mary?" "It's fine, dear." "You're a good person, but listen until I go away from London, it's not safe for you to go out." "Understand?" "I stay with Mary." "Beautiful Mary." "It's all right, darling." "You don't have to pay for your food." "Pardon?" "Here's to our feast." "I'm so sorry to greet you like this, Inspector but I'm late for an appointment." "Will you excuse me if I finish dressing while we talk?" "Please, go on." "Thank you." "I'd like to speak to you about the Freemasons, if I might." "Yes." "The arrangement of the coins at Dark Annie's feet and also the locations of the bodies form a pentacle star." "A pentacle star is the symbol of the Freemasons, is it not?" "Yes." "And the way that these women were killed throats cut left to right their organs removed." "They're reenactments, aren't they?" "Reenactments of what?" "The Jews." "The traitors who killed Hiram Abiff, founder of the Masons." "That's how they were executed." "Yes, so the Great Book tells us." "So Jack the Ripper isn't just merely killing whores." "He's executing traitors." "He's a Mason fulfilling a duty." "Yes, I'm afraid, Inspector that you won't be permitted to arrest him." "I don't want to arrest him." "The Ripper has one more traitor yet to kill and I will stop him." "Did they come to you, sir as a loyal Mason?" "Did they ask you to help them cover up the Prince's secret marriage?" "That's how it started, yes." "And then you discovered the Prince had syphilis." "He's going to die of it, Inspector." "Would you like a tour of the syphilis wards?" "You're physician in ordinary to the Queen entrusted with the well-being of the heir to the throne." "Only you had reason to believe that these unfortunates these whores these traitors destroyed your life's work." "Below the skin of history are London's veins." "These symbols, the mitre the pentacle star even someone as ignorant and degenerate as you can sense that they course with energy and meaning." "I am that meaning." "I am that energy." "One day, men will look back and say I gave birth to the 20th century." "You're not going to see the 20th century." "Roll up his sleeve." "Don't struggle." "You'll only make this more painful." "Are you all right?" "There's someone under there." "Dr. Gull?" "You were describing the human heart." "The human heart is a dense and powerful muscle much like the organic equivalent of mahogany and notoriously difficult to burn." "It's about the size of a fist." "It provides the motor power for the circulatory system." "The heart contains two atria, two ventricles and four valves." "It is, in effect, a single pump powering a double circuit." "In the adult, the heart rate averages 70 to 80 beats a minute." "Such is the force of the heart beat that if the body's largest artery, the aorta, is severed a six-foot jet of blood is released." "...fear no God." "Arise." "Your faith is well-founded." "Another murder!" "Don't go in there." "There's no need." "How bad is it?" "She's in pieces, sir." "Sergeant, he can go in." "Give him to me." "He'll be taken care of." "I swear." "I want him." "lt's over." "He's done." "I give you my word." "Fuck your word!" "I'll bring every last one of you fucking cunts down." "You and your fucking brothers." "Listen to me." "Your difficult situation has been thoroughly discussed." "You are reinstated." "Indeed, you are promoted." "No!" "This is not helping anything." "Don't be a fool, Inspector." "You will be very closely watched." "You're all there now." "Where were you when this was happening?" "All right for you, standing around chatting." "What about us?" "Inspector Abberline is in charge." "Give him all the assistance he requires." "Remember, you're being watched." "Men, clear this passage." "Move them away." "Move back." "Make way, you." "Shall we proceed, Inspector?" "Body lies in middle of bed." "Shoulders flat, but axis of body inclined toward right." "The left arm is close to the body." "The forearm flexed at a right angle, resting across the abdomen." "The right arm is slightly abducted from the body." "It rests on the mattress, with the elbow bent and the forearm supine." "The fingers are clenched, indicating a struggle as she died." "Notice something, Inspector?" "No." "No, go on." "Came in not long before dawn, in a bit of a rush." "Left this for you." ""I know you asked me to wait." ""If I'm to be murdered, I'd like at least to die in my village." ""I'm going to the orphanage to collect baby Alice." ""Here's an address where you can find us." ""We'll wait for you eagerly." ""I know in my heart, we can be happy living by the sea." ""Just as you saw." ""I hope to be with you soon, dearest." ""All my love, Mary. "" "We are deeply distressed, Lord Hallsham." "We asked Sir William to remove a threat to our family and throne." "Not to engage in these ghastly rituals." "Of course not, Your Majesty." "That was unexpected." "On the other hand, he has fulfilled his duties." "The threat is past, Your Majesty." "In his way, Sir William has been loyal." "And we are grateful for that." "The rest is in your hands, Lord Hallsham." "We wish to hear nothing further of this." "Knight of the East." "We are gathered here, beneath the God of love and before the sight of the Great Architect, to judge this case." "You stand accused of mayhems that have placed our brotherhood in jeopardy." "You stand before your peers, Masons and doctors both." "I have no peers present here." "What?" "No man amongst you is fit to judge the mighty art that I have wrought." "Your rituals are empty oaths you neither understand nor live by." "The Great Architect speaks to me." "He is the balance, where my deeds are weighed and judged." "Not you." "Knight of the East hear our judgment." "They're not watching you anymore." "I'm telling you, it's safe to go to her." "They think she's dead." "If I disappear, or change my routine suddenly they might wonder why." "You know who you're going to turn into?" "That old bugger in the pub that nobody wants to sit beside because as soon as he's had a few drinks, he goes on about the girl who got away." "Is that what you want?" "Do you want to live the rest of your life like a ghost?" "No." "What I want is to go to her." "But at the slightest hint she's alive, they will spare no expense and no trouble." "So I'll stay." "And watch them." "Alice!" "Come here, darling." "Coming, Mother." "Get up." "Get up!" "Come on." ""Good night, sweet prince."" | {
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"Vodka." "Triple Fudge Swirl..." "Large-animal tranq dart...." "Okay." "We're ready." "Uh huh." "You don't think you're overreacting just a little bit?" "Hey." "It's called being prepared." "Last time Dyson dumped Bo's ass, a car got smashed, three furies died, and a dude's HEAD was cut off." "And that was when they were just bang buddies." "Yeah... tiny girl's got a point." "But why do I have to be here?" "Because your boy started this." "Sidekick solidarity." "Check your contract." "Just be really cool." "Just be nice." "Bo?" "!" "Hey!" "Hi-- Hi, guys." "Hi!" "Danger, danger-- She's lost her shit." "Uh, Bo, we just, you know, wanted to see if you needed anything." "You came to make sure I wasn't raging myself to death over Dyson." "Well" "Thank you very much for your concern." "But I'm fine, guys." "Really." "See?" "Well" "That is suspiciously good news, that is in no way convincing me." "Gotta say: you're handling this break up really well." "That is because we didn't break up!" "We were broken up." "By some, hooked nosed, haggy, magicky old crone who probably wouldn't know real love if it leapt up and bit her in her waddle, and who I'd be inclined to lay an epic vengeance beat down on," "if I wasn't also kind of terrified by her clearly amazing Fae power" "Pink or blue?" "Blue." "Pink" "Uh, could you give us a second?" "This is kind've a girl thing, thank you." "That's what I've been saying." "Okay, talk to me" "Are you honestly okay with this?" "Of course not." "But last night, I realized something:" "Dyson risked everything for me." "He risked his wolf for me, Kenzi." "He wouldn't do that, unless he really loved me." "Not the sex, not the Succubus, me." "I've never had that before." "So" "There's no way in hell, I'm letting it go." "Not without a fight." "Well, good!" "So, what are we going to do?" "!" ""I" am just going to have to win him back." "Remind him of how great we can be together." "Being back at square one is a blessing in disguise." "How many couples get to fall in love twice?" "Hm" "That's it?" ""Woo"?" "Your big plan is to "woo"?" "Hey, never underestimate the power of a desperate woman" "In love." "♪" "Alright, watch your step" "Good luck, girl." "I'm rootin' for ya." "Alright, she's all yours." "Just sign the paperwork and she's good to go." "♪" "I'm so sorry." "But there's one last thing I need to do." "♪" "Life is hard when you don't know who you are." "It's harder when you know what you are." "My love carries a death sentence." "I was lost for years..." "Searching while hiding." "Only to find that I belonged to a world hidden from humans." "I won't hide anymore." "I will live the life I choose." "You're looking rough." "I was out all night." "Well, all right!" "That's what I'm talking about." "Shoulda called me, because you know" "I'm always up for wingman duty" "I was out hunting." "Uh huh" "Doing a lot of that since you came back." "You're not going feral on us, are you?" "Cuz I heard women bring the animal out of your kind, not break ups." "Give me that file." "What do we got?" "Light Fae, prisoner escaped from the catacombs." "That's the direction she was running." "Is there anyone injured?" "Not fatally, but" "She's packing poison in those damn quills of hers." "We were knocked out for hours." "What was she doing all the way out here, anyway?" "I mean, this is miles from the catacombs." "We brought her." "Prisoner transfer." "She's been in bond eighty years." "Why are you moving her now?" "And on whose authority?" "The Ash isn't exactly running things these days." "They didn't tell you guys yet?" "What are we drinking?" "Something cold and wet and on your dime." "My cheapest ale it is." "So, I've been wanting to ask you." "What do you know about this "Norn" Dyson visited?" "Why--?" "♪" "What?" "!" "All the cool kids are doing it!" "Just the Light Fae, by the looks of it." "I'm guessing he's some kind of honcho?" "An emissary from the old country." "I suppose it was only a matter of time." "May you be the Keeper of this Waystation?" "That I am." "Well met." "Fitzpatrick MacCorieghan of the Clan Fin Arvin." "Guy DuCharme." "By your colours, I'd name you The Blackthorn." "And you'd be the right of it." "To what do we owe this honour?" "Oh, just came to have a little poke around." "See the sights." "Make a little proclamation to the people." "DING!" "Let it be known:" "by order of the Council" " in two days' time, a new successor to The Ash will be named." "Let the Selection Games begin!" "(cheering)" "(phone ringing)" "Dr. Lewis" "(cheering over phone)" "Wow, loud" "(Bo on phone) Yeah, yeah, sorry" "It's rampant frivolity here at the moment." "(Dr. Lewis on phone) Where are you?" "At the Dal" "Listen, I just thought you should know:" "they're replacing The Ash." "What?" "Wh" " Who?" "Um" "What are you talking about?" "Bo:" "Some guy from merry old Faetown is here." "However they elect new Ashes, it's going down this weekend." "Are you there?" "Yeah!" "Yeah, I'm here." "I'll see what else I can find out, okay?" "I'll call you later?" "Dr. Lewis:" "Yes!" "Uh, please, do." "♪" "It's not like we choose our local government every day, so it's kind of a big deal." "Lots of rituals, big-ass feast, and a stag hunt." "Ooh." "Will there be wenches, and mead?" "You crash the party, there'll definitely be a wench." "Bo:" "So, who is this Blackthorn, anyway?" ""The" Blackthorn." "Like The Ash." "It's a title, not a name." "The Dark Fae take their names from dead warriors;" "Light leaders are named after our sacred trees." "(laughs)" "Trees-- Bunch of hippies." "Bo:" "So, this is a good thing for us, then?" "A new Ash?" "Depends on who's chosen, I mean" "We won't even know who's in the running until the big gala." "And then whichever Contender wins the hunt, gets the big gig." "How do we get tickets to this shindig?" "You ladies lookin' to be my date?" "Thanks, but um..." "We got other places we need to be." "Have fun storming the castle." "Yeah, well, the line up's long anyway!" "When do we turn down the chance for a free party?" "It's like I don't even KNOW you anymore." "Trust me, nothing is free when it comes to these guys and their little reality show." "Survivor:" "Fae Island, I would tune in." "Look, Aife got messed up in politics and nearly blew everything to hell for us." "Literally." "I'd just as soon not get involved in any Fae authority for a while, thank you very much." "Ugh." "Your mom ruins everything." "C'mon!" "How much fun would this be, huh?" "Feasting, and hunting stags!" "And kilts!" "..." "and bangers!" "And mash and..." "Mary Poppins!" "Are you feeling okay?" "I'm all out of British crap." "You win." "I always do." "Just trust me, okay?" "You will thank me later." "The further we stay from this" ""Succession" business, the better" "What the" "Don't be scared " "How about violent?" "Look, if you're "Bo", I need your help." "What kind of help?" "You know the stag-hunt you were just talking about?" "Yeah?" "I'm the stag." "Oh, crap... really got to start enforcing last call around here." "So?" "How much does The Blackthorn know?" "That there was an attack on our Elders, under The Ash's nose." "He wants The Ash replaced as a punishment, wounded or not." "And of Aife?" "He didn't mention any link between her and the bombing." "Far as I can tell, no one knows Aife returned." "Why?" "You think there's more to his visit?" "If he's got more cards to play, he's keeping them close to his chest." "We'll just have to wait and see." "Why would they be hunting you?" "Tradition." "To prove his or her merit," "Contenders for The Ash compete by fighting a worthy prey." "The Stag is always a prisoner and, well" "You're an escaped convict." "Wonderful." "What'd you do to get sent to the pokey?" "I followed my heart." "I was planning to elope with the man I loved." "Hamish." "Neither of our peoples approved our union." "We had no safe haven." "Was he human?" "Dark Fae." "I'm Light." "We knew it was treason." "But we didn't care." "(thunder crashes)" "We were young." "We were naive." "We believed our love really would conquer all." "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait" "Don't ever... leave me." "We could've gone on in secret like that for years." "But his clan was arranging a marriage for him." "We had twenty-four hours to make our escape, or lose each another forever." "What happened?" "We decided to meet that night, and make our escape." "But something went wrong." "I was met by Light Fae guards, who knew of our plan and accused me of treason." "I fought..." "In the struggle one of the guardsman was seriously injured." "I've been imprisoned ever since." "How long?" "Eighty-three years." "Your penal system does NOT Fae around." "What about Hamish?" "I never saw him that night" "Or ever again." "I still don't know if it was the Dark Fae who betrayed us, or my own people." "BANG-BANG-BANG!" "They're here" "Here we go." "Kenz--?" "On it." "I am not afraid to die, but I have one final request:" "to know that Hamish is well." "And to see him, one last time." "Will you help me--?" "I will." "Thank you." "Bo!" "This is not Light Fae territory." "Get out." "Bo" "Stand down and wait outside." "I speak for The Blackthorn." "Feel free to complain to him if I leave you a throat." "What the hell is going on?" "You're outnumbered, Bo." "It's better for everyone if the girl just comes peacefully." "Uh..." "except for HER." "I'm going to take her in myself, Kenz." "She'll be safe and well cared for until the hunt." "It's the Law." "He's right." "I said what I came to say." "You can't help me if you get yourself into some kind of trouble." "I don't even know your name!" "Sabine." "Where will you take her?" "The Ash's compound." "Thank you." "For still looking out for me." "You kinda sprung some big stuff on me!" "Trading in your feelings to save my life" "That's one messed-up love letter." "We need to talk." "Alone." "You owe me at least that." "We will." "Just not now." "Oh, good!" "You came!" "Bo..." "The Undecided." "You know I'll be the envy of political pundits for years, just from this meeting." "Great." "Listen:" "your people abducted a guest from my house last night." "That's not okay." "Well, technically she was our prisoner." "Are you seriously going to hunt her down and kill her, for sport?" "Not sport!" "Ritual." "I'll never understand you people." "You slaughter your own kind, yet you call yourselves "Light" Fae." "Ahhh" " See, that, that right there is why some argue we need a rebranding." "Would you mind" "If I just borrowed you for a moment?" "Look" "Humans are food:" "we eat from them, or we die." "Now, the Dark Fae, they tend to kill for pleasure." "Not just need." "Show me the red" "And you Light are so much better?" "Well, we're more like your Native American hunters:" "we respect the kill, won't over hunt, don't eat the young." "And so what does that make me?" "An obnoxious vegan." "Well, thank you." "I take that as a compliment." "You would." "The Stag Hunt is a respected tradition." "Through their willing sacrifice, Stags' crimes are forgiven, returning honour to their family name." "It's really quite an equitable system." "Okay, wait, willing sacrifice?" "The Stag always volunteers." "If you had a chance to go out free and fighting, instead of rotting in a cell, wouldn't you take it?" "Look" "I, uh..." "I don't want to get off on the wrong foot here." "And this isn't me asking you permission." "Because you and I both know I don't do that." "I'm listening?" "Sabine asked to speak to her old love as a sort of dying wish." "And I just thought you should know." "That I'm going to do that." "Well." "Now I know." "What's this?" "A little something to wear to tomorrow's gala." "Come, be my guest, see how civilized we can be." "Oh, and bring that bartender along" "He seems like he'd be fun." "Next time, ask him if he has Gucci too." "I'll just be happier when this Blackthorn guy leaves town, couture aside." "This whole Fae election thing is creeping me out." "Are you sure Hale gave us the right info for this Hamish dude?" "He's not answering his phone, and the files were hella old." "Knock-knock-knock" "Well, maybe he's not home." "Hey, speaking of not home:" "would you give me some space Saturday night?" "Dyson agreed to come over and talk." "Ah." "Gotcha." "Operation "Woo" begins." "And what is your plan of attack?" "Cleavage." "That's about as far as I've gotten." "Honey, that's farther than some of us ever get." "Yes?" "Hi." "Hamish?" "Where did you get this address?" "We've been leaving you messages about Sabine." "You may not have gotten them." "I got 'em." "Oh-- Okay, good." "So... you'll come with us to see her?" "I don't think so." "But thank you." "Clearly there's been some kind of communication error." "See, I'm talking about Sabine Purcell?" "The woman who spent the last eighty years in chains for wanting to be with you?" "Those were her actions, not mine." "I can't help you." "She just wants to say goodbye." "You loved her once." "Yeah, and I've had 80 years to get over it." "She should, too." "This is serious." "She's volunteered to be The Stag." "Whoa..." "'Eighty years to get over it'," "I'll give him eighty years of my foot up his ass!" "THAT'S the jackhole she's dying over--?" "Bo?" "Honey?" "I know you're a little sensi-tivo when it comes to, y'know, penis related rejections at the moment." "And I know you're probably going to be tempted to personalize this and" "Kenzi, this isn't about me." "I get that, okay?" "Cool." "So" "We're not going to get any more involved." "Right?" "Right." "Oh" "Except for the part where we're going to save Sabine's life now." "And not get caught doing it." "I wish I could quit yooou!" "Come on, let's go!" "Yes, Ma'am." "Okay, talk me through it." "What's the process for naming the new Ash?" "First, the potential candidates gather for the "Gyallahaal."" "Which one:" "Jake, or Maggie?" "It's a gala, in the Stag's honour." "But actually, it's the first competition, a test of political skill and cunning." "And those who survive it" "Survive it?" "Receive enough votes" "Are deemed Contenders, and they compete in the Hunt." "And you know how the Hunt ends." "Not if Sabine makes it to the bell." "She'll be allowed to live, free and clear." "Bo, that never happens!" "The entire system is canted against it!" "Well, then we have to uncant it!" "Fast!" "There has to be a way that we can save Sabine, without breaking the rules and pissing off The Blackthorn." "I know I can get into the gala as his guest" "By the way, he wants you there, too" "He said that?" "But I still can't be part of the Hunt:" "I'm not Light Fae." "What about Dyson?" "No, there's not enough time." "You'd never make it through the vetting process." "At this point, it would have to be somebody of noble blood." "Well, you must know some old, noble family type we can exploit into helping us?" "Actually, we all do." "Who?" "Oh no no no-- Uh uh" "Not happening, Little Mamas." "Poseur!" "Why didn't you tell us your family was hooked up." "They're not "hooked up." They're old." "Old as in, old-money?" "Old as in: stuffy and judgmental and generally disapproving of any non-traditional life I want to make for myself." "Okay?" "If I wanted to give my grandmama the satisfaction of getting into politics, I'd have done it decades ago." "Oh boo hoo!" "I'm sure you had it so rough," "Lord Gutless of Nobsburg!" "Okay, maybe we just need to ask His Highness nicely?" "Oh, you're right!" "Perhaps in a manner befitting his station." "Yes!" "(Kenzi and Bo) Please, sirrrr..." "This is nice." "Yeah..." "Seriously!" "You could help save a woman's life here." "And nobody is asking you to win, you just have to run." "Yeah, and losing could be like a whole new way to disappoint your family!" "Huh?" "Yeah, and I would really love to see you kissing hands and shaking babies." "Ha ha ha" "Well, joke's on you anyway, Cinderella " "No humans at this ball." "Now" "What's your brilliant plan?" "Bo:" "To save Sabine, we have to get you in the game." "Hopefuls for The Ash have this one event to curry favour, sabotage the competition, and win enough votes to enter the hunt." "And they'll use any means necessary, short of murder." "Hale: use your siren skills to charm votes, while I incapacitate your competition." "And Dyson will act as protection." "You're sure Dyson's coming?" "Don't worry:" "I talked to him." "He's cool." "He's in." "Dyson!" "Bo:" "The important thing is for us to work as a team." "Get in, get out." "Together." "Would you allow me to escort you in?" "Here we go." "Wearing the blue" "Baronet William Haley Francois Santiago:" "Clan Zamora." "Haley?" "One more word, just one more, and I'll sing you to sleep and leave you in a corner." "So, the arm bands identify the competitors, but what are those?" "Gias." "It's the stone you use to cast your vote." "Real modern system you got here." "Exactly -- old people like old shit." "Excuse me." "Oh, uh-- Pardon me." "No, no, no." "It's my fault." "I hope you won't hold my clumsiness against me when you cast your vote." "You, uh, you good on your own?" "What'd he say?" "I'd say Mr. Green Arm Band there is my first target." "And the Cougar-- And Grampa, and uh, Mr. Big" "I'll try to take them out of competition." "The other two contenders shouldn't get much support." "You work the room and score some votes." "Let's rock out with our frocks out." "♪" "Pleasure" "Thank you." "You look stunning." "And who's your tailor?" "(laughing) Enjoy." "♪" "Excuse us, please?" "Well, hello." "Hi." "I, um..." "I've been watching you." "I've noticed." "♪" "I think you might want to go home now." "Forget all about this silly little election." "You know, I think you overestimate your talents." "Mind you..." "Those are some talents." "I agree, the pension system is woefully inadequate." "That's why, as The Ash, I would.... double the payouts for anyone over nine centuries old." "Though you don't look a decade over six-fifty." "For you, Sir." "Huh." "Mmmhmm." "My man." "♪" "Still got it, dammit." "Dyson:" "Nice." "Hi." "Hi." "It's good to see you." "It's good to see you, too." "Dyson" "We have to talk." "CRASH!" "So-- for the rest of your lives?" "I don't know what to say to her." "I warned you about the Norn." "About the Ancients and their trickery." "I'm a big boy, Trick." "I knew what I was getting into." "Then why punish her for something you chose to do freely?" "That's not like you, Dyson." "Well, I'm not exactly "me" anymore, am I?" "That's the point." "You're the one that didn't want us together." "And now that that's permanent," "I'd say you've lost your right to complain." "Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk" "So lippy these days." "Some of us are born lippy." "Ah." "Like your little protege, Bo, there?" "Quite the firebrand, by all accounts." "But then, I hear she takes after her mother." "Aife." "You need to work on your poker face, my friend." "♪" "Hamish-- Is he here?" "No." "Good news, though:" "he's alive." "And free." "He didn't want to see me." "I tried." "I am so sorry." "Sabine, is it possible that Hamish was your betrayer?" "No." "It's not." "How can you be sure?" "Have you ever been in love with someone who loved you with everything he had?" "Yeah, once." "Apparently." "Then you understand." "When you've been loved like that, you know." "You feel it." "Look, Sabine, I couldn't bring you Hamish, but I brought you something better:" "a chance." "My friends and I, we're going to help you during the Hunt." "Help me how?" "To win by their own rules." "We'll get you to the end of the woods alive and you'll win your freedom." "Freedom to what?" "To wander alone in a world I haven't lived in for 80 years?" "And risk all your lives in the--?" "Sabine" "Thank you." "You've been good to me." "But not every story has a happy ending." "CRASH!" "♪" "Dumb-ass!" "I can see auras." "And yours is totally hot for Sabine." "What do you want from me?" "For starters?" "Admit that you love her." "What?" "Fine!" "I love her," "I love her, okay!" "She's the only one I've ever loved." "Then why did you betray her?" "I didn't!" "But I might as well have." "You know, my family" "They're not good people, do you understand?" "They found out about us and they were furious that I'd jeopardize the family name!" "So they tipped off the Light Fae." "I tried for years to figure out some way to help Sabine." "Years." "But what could I do?" "I'm Dark Fae." "Even now, all I can do is glimpse her from afar." "There is something you can do." "Come with me to the hunt." "Help me save her." "No" "I don't want to get her hopes up." "It's best I just let her be." "If you really love her" "You'd fight for her." "Congratulations." "You, the final three, have proven yourselves worthy Contenders." "The rules today are simple:" "You may use sanctioned weapons only." "You may not kill one another." "The Stag has been provided with the hidden location of the hidden bell." "If she finds it, rings it, you are all disqualified." "Let the hunt begin." "(horn sounding)" "♪" "I'm here to help." "Do you trust me?" "Yeah" "Let's find this bell." "♪" "Okay-- There it is." "Now, if Sabine can just make it here in one piece and ring it." "At least no one else has found it, good sign." "♪" "There" "Don't stop." "You've got to run." "Thank you." "♪" "No!" "No, no, no!" "SABINE!" "RUN!" "Go, go, go!" "♪" "Ugh!" "♪" "Sabine!" "She's dead." "If you'll leave the fallen to us?" "As I told you:" "we aren't monsters." "Tend to her burial as you wish." "Meanwhile: it looks like we have ourselves a new Ash to crown." "(horn sounding)" "You're the Succubus, aren't you?" "The one that does as she pleases." "Well, not anymore." "Clear." "How's the wound?" "It's just soft tissue damage." "I tried to spin her out of the arrow's path as best I could" "You fought for her." "Let the doctor do the rest." "You did well." "If it'd hit the heart, we'd have no hope." "The problem will be the poison." "But we prepared for that." "Hamish" "You came." "Just eighty-three years late." "Oh" "I knew you'd come." "Thank you." "I guess science kicks the crap out of tradition, huh?" "Hi." "Bo, I" "Wait-- Just..." "Just let me say a few things." "Thank you." "For taking such a risk to protect me." "And..." "Wow, this is overdue" "I'm sorry." "Until recently I've been kind of stubborn." "And blind about how good we were together." "So" "Here's to starting over." "If you'll let me." "This is my fault" "I obviously wasn't as clear as I should have been." "I told you once that wolves mate for life." "Well, I gave that love to you." "And I don't regret it." "But, the Norn took it." "I know, I know" "Big, fat, crazy Norn." "Well, since when do we let strangers control our lives, Dyson?" "Since when is that you?" "Since it's the price I needed to pay to save your life." "And I'm grateful for that." "I am." "But she made you stop feeling what we had, Dyson." "She didn't make me." "I just" "I just want to try again." "I don't." "Please" "Dyson, that is not you talking!" "I can make you, you know." "I can make you love me." "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "No, I'm sorry." "Bo, the last thing I wanted to do was hurt you." "But you've got to move on." "Because I already have." "Well, I think that all went quite nicely all things considered." "Don't you?" "I'm sure the experience provided you with some valuable insights about Bo." "And who among us protect her." "Really?" "I suppose you're right." "Still, it was all very clever." "Nothing in the rules about bringing the Stag back from the dead." "Obvious question:" "after eighty years in prison, how did the Stag even know who Bo was, let alone where to find her?" "I may have had something mentioned to the girl in passing, and enabled her escape." "Who remembers?" "Well, I still find it hard to believe you traveled all this way-- just for a swearing in ceremony, or for a closer look at Bo." "Oh..." "There may have been rumours, tweaking certain higher ears that you may not be Fitzpatrick, simple barkeep at all." "That you may in fact be, the Blood King." "I would be happy for those rumours to cease." "It's the stuff of fairytales." "Of course, of course." "Although..." "IF it were true," "I can tell you the Council would find it hard to believe you're satisfied with the underwhelming challenge of tavern- keeper." "It's more of a gastropub, really." "You may assure the High Council that I have no pretensions towards power." "I'm sure they'll be pleased to hear that." "So long as there are no more efforts to locate Aife." "So..." "Aife did resurface." "And she's the mother of this Bo, then?" "I can't speak to those." "But, I imagine I would find my continued retirement more "attractive", if the Council were to agree to this friendly request." "I'll be sure to mention it to them upon my return." "And may I say, what an honour it has been?" "Bartender, my ass." "Bo:" "Well" "That was supposed to be a lot more epic." "Thunder bolts were supposed to go off." "Music was supposed to play." "Nakedness" "There was supposed to be nakedness." "Didn't happen, huh?" "Mostly I just kind of made an asshat out of myself, for nothing." "Shut up." "You did not." "It's really over." "For good this time." "I just-- I can't understand why he doesn't want to fight for us." "I think it's The Tim Effect." "Who's Tim?" "First guy I ever lurrved." "Until I found him with another girl." "Lurrving her from behind." "What happened?" "Eventually, I was ready to forgive him to move on:" "mentally." "But my heart would not fricking listen." "I remembered how great we were." "I missed it." "But, I just couldn't get myself to feel it again, even if I tried." "I think that's what the Norn did to Dyson." "That's the kinda whammy she put on Dyson's heart when he thinks of you." "Except I didn't do anything wrong." "I know." "I know." "You know what the irony is here?" "I'm a freaking Succubus." "I can make any man want me." "But I can't make this one man love me." "Do you want me to beat the snot out of him--?" "I totally will." "He's so girly about that beard," "I need to mess it up a little bit." "Whatever he did, Kenzi he did it for me." "He needs us to be just friends:" "I gotta tell him I'm okay with that." "So..." "you're gonna lie." "Damn right." "Good luck with that." "Another pint" "Vanilla this time." "I know." | {
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"The human eye, one of the most powerful instruments on Earth." "On a clear day we can spot the smallest detail in the widest view." "But what the eye sees is not the full picture." "Alongside the world we see is a very different world." "An invisible world of hidden forces and powers that shapes every aspect of life on Earth." "Now technology can open a door on that hidden world revealing its mysteries and showing us the true wonder of the world we live in." "An ordinary everyday scene, a street, houses, people, cars, number 12's parked in the wrong place, again." "What could be more normal?" "Except this scene is incomplete." "Our picture of it is only partial." "There's something else going on out here, something that the eye could never capture, but that's as real as the road beneath my feet." "The extraordinary truth is that the picture we see is only the tiniest, minutest fragment of a far, far greater reality." "But now we can glimpse that wider world, the invisible world, and see the many ways it shapes our lives." "These men in beige gloves are hunting a lethal force." "HELICOPTER WHIRS" "A force that's present all over the world, but completely invisible." "To find it, they're doing something of quite awe-inspiring danger, and I don't just mean riding on the outside of a helicopter." "They're about to fly within inches of a power line carrying half a million volts." "Adrenaline rush at times, yes." "There are certain situations you can get into that are very, very hairy." "This might seem like insane showing off, but they're doing it for a reason." "These power lines carry a massive and potentially lethal danger." "There is an invisible force field." "You cannot see it, but if you get close enough, yes, you can touch and, you know, you can feel the electricity around it." "And it's a pretty good potential to get you killed." "You don't say!" "But now, for the first time, specialist cameras can see the hidden force that could reduce him to a pair of smouldering beige gloves." "What appeared to be a normal power line is actually revealed to have a violent discharge signalling a potentially catastrophic leak of electricity." "It's a phenomenon known as corona." "So what exactly is this phenomenon?" "Inside that power line above me hundreds of thousands of volts of electricity are creating a massive electric field radiating out from around the line." "You can't see it at the moment and that's not just because it's dark." "Let me show you how strong that field actually is." "Now, right now I am the tallest thing around here..." "Yes, all right, I just am!" "So that electric field is going through me to the earth, but if I step away it's strong enough to do this." "Now, there's no other power going in, it's just that electric field that's switching on all of these lights." "And these lines are perfectly normal and well insulated, but if there's a leak or a fault on the line that electrical field becomes massively intensified, so intense that it charges the air around it and causes a discharge called a corona." "The more intense the invisible corona, the bigger the leak of high voltage electricity." "If it's not taken care of, it could lead to all manner of unpleasantness, including power cuts, dangerous short circuits, even fires." "It needs to be fixed and that's where this lucky chap comes in." "So, he's next to a half million volt power line, and what's he going to do now?" "Yep, he's going to attach himself to it." "OK." "HELICOPTER WHIRS" "Right now the crew are protected only by their mesh suits and the fact that they're not earthed." "For a few seconds, the helicopter and the power line are bonded together, a huge electrical field surging around." "Caught by the specialist camera, the images reveal concentrated hotspots of corona where the sharp points of the rotor blade bend and intensify the electrical field." "When the air reacts with this intense electrical field it creates an invisible light discharge and it's this light that the camera is tuned to detect." "But to the naked eye it's completely invisible." "Which, in the circumstances, is probably for the best!" "Suffice to say it's a good job these two blokes get on." "Being that we know each other so well, a lot of it is just by the way he may be posturing." "If he moves his head to the left or, you know, reaches for the left I'll be heading to the left." "Basically, Tracy and I don't even really have to talk to each other any more." "We know each other so well that we get all everything ready to go, suited up, I give him the OK and we're on line." "And when he says on line, he means actually sitting on a live power line and starting the precise manoeuvre to disconnect from the helicopter." "And as he does that, the corona keeps on surging around them." "But as soon as the link is broken the corona on the helicopter vanishes, leaving just a few spots on the lineman just to remind him you he's still sitting on a live power line!" "The corona is as real as the power lines themselves, but it's part of a vast invisible world that lies hidden from our sight." "I will need this." "Because although our eyes are incredibly clever and powerful, they're only sensitive to a very narrow band of light." "If you pass light through a prism, like a sheet of water, it splits what the brain sees as white light into a spectrum of seven different colours, each in a well-defined place." "Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet, the visible light spectrum." "Together these seven colours account for all the wavelengths of light that we can see, but what lies beyond this spectrum, in other words out here past violet or over here beyond red?" "Well, as far as the eye is concerned, nothing, but that's far from true." "In fact, the light spectrum stretches far beyond the visible light we can see." "You can think of the spectrum of light as a bit like the notes on a piano." "Imagine these seven notes represent the visible spectrum and the familiar colours of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet." "So all that we can see accounts for this octave." "But that, in fact, is just a tiny percentage of the entire spectrum of light." "If you want to be exact, it's 0.00000000001%." "And just like this piano has many other notes, light exists in many other wavelengths with infrared down here and ultraviolet up here." "And that is just a beginning." "If our visible spectrum is just one octave on this piano, then to represent the entire spectrum from gamma rays to X-rays and right through to radio waves, you'd need the keyboard to extend..." "And extend..." "And extend..." "Still going..." "Still going, right out as far as the sun 93 million miles away." "That's a very big piano!" "And in that huge invisible realm even the most familiar things are not quite what they seem." "Our own sun, a benign source of warmth, life and the vague hope that you might have a barbecue tomorrow." "But go beyond what we see and we get a very different picture of our nearest star." "In ultraviolet our benign sun becomes a writhing mass of violent and dangerous activity." "These UV images from a space telescope reveal supercharged gases a million degrees hot and solar flares rising thousands of miles above the sun's surface." "We can even see the intense magnetic fields that create dark sunspots and solar storms." "And X-ray telescopes reveal what we could never see with the naked eye, the sun's outer atmosphere, a ring of glowing gases hotter than the sun itself." "Back down on Earth, it's X-rays that have transformed our visible world, letting us see it in a completely new way." "The idea of using X-rays comes from a very simple property of light." "We see the world around us because visible light bounces off objects and enters our eyes where receptors in our retina can detect it." "Switch that light off and... ..nothing." "To see beneath the surface of things we need light that's powerful enough to pass through objects." "It's a bit like when light from a torch passes through your hand and sort of hints at the shape of the bones beneath." "But to really see that I outline clearly, we need something more powerful, much, much more powerful, and that's what light in the X-ray part of the spectrum offers." "This is one of the world's most advanced X-ray machines and what it allows seems like pure science fiction" " X-ray vision in high speed and high definition." "For the first time, we can see exactly how the body works in motion and we can explore some of the mysteries of the inner workings of everything from a man in a vest to a myriad of animals." "A rat, for example, can clamber up this chain with ease, but it's only with X-ray vision that the secrets of its superb agility become clear." "Rather than making its legs do all the work it flexes its back like a caterpillar, bending its spine to lift most of its body weight." "Yeah, that's how they got the plague on ships, like that." "A moving X-ray shows a unique feature of the chameleon." "It's the only lizard that can climb narrow branches because of an extraordinarily mobile shoulder that allows it to twist its legs inwards to grasp the branch." "Oh, vest man's back!" "Even a quail is quite interesting when seen in X-ray vision." "Look, it's carrying an egg!" "With this astonishing X-ray vision, we can understand the precision engineering of a top athlete, like this man in a vest, and see how it compares to some of the extraordinary abilities of the animal kingdom." "As humans, we get along by being just good enough at a huge number of different things, but that's a very different approach to the specialised movement of a predator evolved to hunt and to kill." "You might not think of your pet cat as a supreme gymnast, but that's exactly what it is." "Even the most powerful human athletes struggle to jump safely much beyond twice their height." "But a cat can comfortably fall more than ten times its height and stroll away to sleep on the shed roof as if nothing has happened." "Now we can see why." "The human body has minimal cushioning in the knees and ankles, little flexibility in these joints to absorb the impact of landing." "But a cat is very different." "First, a cat's ear isn't just for detecting when you're using a tin opener." "It works like an ultra fast gyroscope, telling it which way is up so it can twist in the air and always land feet first." "But it's in the mechanics of the skeleton where the difference really lies." "These are the first ever images to show how a cat really works." "The muscles holding the shoulder joint stretch and then the shoulder blade comes up" "moving right up beyond the body." "It's the perfect shock absorber and, like being able to sleep on the sofa for 18 hours, it's unique to cats." "The everyday world would look rather different if we could see the X-ray part of the spectrum," "and that's just one of many invisible worlds out there." "Just beyond violet in the rainbow lies ultraviolet." "It's completely invisible to us, but not to certain animals." "Here's the vole." "It uses splashes of urine to mark out territories in the undergrowth where it lives." "The urine has its own smell of course, but to us it is completely invisible." "The clever thing about vole wee is that it contains special pigments that reflect ultraviolet light." "What to us appears to be an ordinary patch of grass is really packed with bright markings." "The fresher the splashes of urine the stronger the UV signature." "The urine tells other voles how fresh a path is, even the sex of the animal that left it." "But there's a twist to this invisible pee talk because whilst it is very useful to the voles, there's another animal taking an interest in their secret communications." "To the kestrel this is dinner." "But first he's got to find it." "A vole's visible colourings are perfect camouflage against the background, which means it's incredibly difficult to spot, even for a bird with eyes as good as a kestrel." "Unfortunately for the vole, a kestrel can see in ultraviolet." "And in ultraviolet, the location of the vole is blindingly obvious leading the kestrel straight to the main cause." "The invisible world of ultraviolet has many other things to reveal about the life of animals." "Alongside the garden that we see, there's an invisible garden, a garden of hidden signs and codes, all designed to attract the interest of passing insects." "That's because insects can't see our world clearly at all, but they can see ultraviolet." "Take the honey bee." "Many flowers need bees in order to pollinate." "No visits from bees, no pollination, no pollination, no reproduction, so it's actually a matter of survival." "And flowers have had to learn to advertise themselves to bees in a way that bees can understand because to the bee this garden looks very different." "For the first time, high-definition cameras can give us a bee's view of the garden" "revealing hidden patterns in flowers that are normally invisible to humans." "Patterns that to us are completely invisible." "Seen in ultraviolet, new markings appear on the flowers, like secret ink." "The markings are caused by special compounds in the flowers called flavonoids." "To the bees, they're like aircraft landing lights guiding them straight into the nectar and pollen at the heart of the flower." "But if there's this ultraviolet world all around us why can't we see it?" "The answer lies in the evolution of this, the eye." "That's not the human eye, that is, was, a pig's eye, but physiologically very similar to ours." "So at the front there's this, the cornea, it's a protective layer." "And then behind it..." "It's all right, I'm cringing, too." "Behind the protective cornea is the lens." "That is what plays such a crucial part in determining what light gets through to our eye." "But it's not just about letting light through, it's evolved to be a filter, filtering out ultraviolet light that could, over time, harm our eye." "That's perhaps why the kestrel can see ultraviolet, because their lifespan is short." "They wouldn't be alive long enough for the ultraviolet light to harm their eyes, so they haven't evolved the filter." "But there are a few rare individuals who lack that filter and so can get a glimpse right into that invisible realm." "Alan Bradley's whole career has been based on vision." "As a television engineer, he specialised in translating the world we can see into the pixels of light on our television screens." "I have always had an absolute gripping fascination with light." "Light has always been the whole world to me." "In 2003 Alan had an operation to remove cataracts and replace the lenses in his eye." "It had a rather weird side effect." "The operation was successful, but something else seemed to have happened to his sense of sight." "I was in the store and had gathered up a basket of fruit and veggies and walked up to the cash register at the front of the store." "As he approached the checkout Adam was suddenly exposed to a strange glow of a kind he'd never previously seen." "The effect was like having someone punch you hard on the end of the nose." "It was like receiving an electric shock through the eyes." "What Alan was seeing was ultraviolet light from the shop's blacklight used to detect fake banknotes." "Normally the lens in our eyes blocks ultraviolet, but Alan's new artificial lens was somehow allowing it through." "One of the eyes was seeing the bulb in a deep purple, as most people see a blacklight." "To the other eye it looked fluorescent blue, it had a glow around it like blue purple neon." "Alan suddenly has a view of the world most of us will never share." "I see things that I could never have dreamed of before." "This happens looking at the raindrops with sun coming through them." "In rainbows there is this shimmering fragmented part of the spectrum, which is much more enhanced than anything that I ever saw before." "Alan Bradley's operation transformed his sense of sight beyond what he'd ever imagined to be possible." "100 years ago, cataracts were dealt with in a less sophisticated way." "They simply took out the lens altogether." "This is a work by the French impressionist painter Claude Monet, famous for his use of blazing, swirling colours." "Late in Monet's life, a cataract in his right eye began to affect his sight and he agreed to an operation to remove the lens." "You can see in his paintings that it completely changed his perception of colour." "With his left eye, he painted this, but in the right eye that was missing the lens that same garden looked very different, swathed in a bluey-white wash." "Maybe he'd run out of red paint!" "The more likely answer is that he too was able to see in ultraviolet." "Being able to see the invisible spectrum beyond the naked eye has shown us the wider world all around us." "How cats work, how flowers are really tiny advertising hoardings." "These are the secrets X-rays and ultraviolet can reveal." "But further along the spectrum, just beyond red, lies infrared and if we could see this part of the spectrum, it would transform our understanding of the world." "This, as you can probably tell, is a forest fire." "It's one of the most frighteningly destructive forces of nature on the planet." "'Hundreds of homes have been...'" "'Bush fires are raging out of control across thousands of acres...'" "Once it takes hold, a fire like this is almost impossible to put out." "That is terrifying." "It really is terrifying in there, but I know I'm perfectly safe." "I'm wearing protective gear, I know the name of the pyrotechnic guy who's controlling the flames, but fire, it is the most elemental and destructive force on the planet so we see it, we're scared." "But just the sight of it is not the full story." "To really appreciate what's going on in there we need to see into the invisible." "Even before the fire reaches, say, a branch on a tree, something's already happening that we can't see." "Seen in infrared, the branch looks like it's already on fire." "What we're seeing here is a build-up of heat before any flames appear, but what's really crucial it's what's happening around the branch." "Super hot gases in the air catch fire first and they ignite the branch." "There it goes." "Watching something burn it's easy to think that the flames are actually on the thing that's burning, eating away at it, because that's what it looks like, but it's not that simple." "What's happening is the heat is causing the object to give off combustible gases and as they escape it's those combustible gases in contact with the oxygen in the air that cause the fire." "So those flames are not in the thing that's burning, they're in the air around it." "That's why fire can spread so quickly as waves of super hot gases, fanned by the wind, set fire to everything they touch." "HELICOPTER WHIRS" "Stopping a forest fire before that can happen is vital." "We can head over to our left and look at what's along that clearing." "Here in the wilds of Alberta firefighters fly over the forest looking for the first signs of trouble." "We try and catch the wildfire while it's small so that it doesn't grow to a size that we can no longer manage." "It could be just as small as one tree burning, so we have to spot one tree in a forest." "It's not what you'd call a relaxing job, but seeing into the invisible could make it a lot easier, and that's where this small animal comes in." "This is the jewel beetle and, weirdly, while every other animal is fleeing the blaze this extraordinary creature has travelled miles to find it." "It has a strange fire-detecting super sense that no human could match." "We look at this and see, well, trees, but look at it in infrared and a fire is screaming its presence." "The visible fire may be hidden deep within the forest, but even a small fire has an infrared signature." "Close up, we can sense this radiation as heat, but the fire is transmitting infrared much further than this." "Long-wave infrared from the fire travels vast distances and it's this a beetle can detect, allowing it to sense fires from as far as 50 kilometres away." "The jewel beetle is tuned to this long-range infrared light thanks to two tiny pit organs on its chest, each containing some 70 sensors." "Now scientists are copying the beetle's extraordinary infrared super sense to spot the very first sign of forest fires from the air." "And even from space." "Thousands of miles above the Earth infrared sensors on satellites can detect forest fires, showing them clearly as hotspots." "If firefighters could routinely harness this new technology, it would revolutionise their job." "Ideal situation is if we did have eyes in the sky essentially so that we can try and catch the fire early enough to be able to put it out at a small size." "Infrared is also bringing to light some amazing things about the natural world." "Take the honey bee." "You might think of these as just slightly annoying creatures that can ruin a picnic." "But with its worker bees, drones and queen a beehive is like mine, a collective intelligence as powerful as the biggest computer, except that your PC doesn't make honey." "Bees are amazing." "It might look like chaos in there, but in fact inside that humble wooden box is one of the most sophisticated living things in the history of evolution." "One bee on its own might not add up to much, but taken together a very different picture emerges." "To really appreciate the brilliance of this super organism, of how it works and controls the environment around it, you need to see into the invisible realm." "Seen normally, all these bees may look the same, but go beyond the visible into the infrared" "and some bees are warmer than others." "Some glow bright orange like hot coals, radiating heat to their surroundings, others are dark and cool." "Looking beyond what our eyes can usually see into the realms of the invisible reveals it's the precise control of heat that allows a bee colony to be such a unique and successful form of organisation." "But what exactly is all this heat for?" "Well, look closely and the infrared camera reveals how heat is concentrated in one central area, the brood nest at the heart of the hive where young bee pupae are growing." "This bee might seem relatively still, but seen in infrared it's bright orange, revealing its role as a specialist heater bee." "The bee warms itself up by vibrating its flight muscles, vibrations that allow it to reach up to 44 degrees centigrade, previously thought to be high enough to kill it." "Others that seem like they might be grabbing a quiet snooze are actually tight little balls of fire." "They're doing this because they have a special role to mother these young by keeping them warm, because without that warmth these babies can't grow and develop." "And now we know why bees much spend so much time foraging for the nectar that will be turned into honey," "because it's honey that fuels these heater bees." "Two thirds of the hive's honey goes on that central heating to keep the young warm." "This rarely-seen moment captured in infrared shows how exhausted heater bees are topped up with fresh reserves of honey by refuelling bees before, recharged, they return to their task of providing that warmth." "These images have revealed something extraordinary." "By precisely controlling the temperature, these heater bees control the destiny of the young." "Incubated at 34 degrees this newly-born bee is likely to become a humble housekeeper," "but kept just 1.5 degrees higher, it may instead turn into an intelligent forager, living up to ten times longer." "None of these amazing new discoveries would have been possible without that ability to see beyond our visible spectrum into the secrets of the hive." "It's not just the behaviour of honey bees that the infrared spectrum helps to reveal." "Right across the animal kingdom there are creatures we can only fully understand by looking into this part of the invisible world." "These caves in the southern United States have been home to the free-tailed bat for over 5,000 years." "But what they get up to in here has always been a mystery because as soon as scientists turn on a light to see them, their natural behaviour changes." "BAT WINGS FLUTTER" "Every evening, at dusk, tens of thousands of bats pour out of the cave entrance to search for food." "It looks like utter chaos, but infrared cameras have made it possible to see through the darkness and it turns out that this isn't chaos at all." "Instead, the bats stick to specific flight paths as they climb in a spiral out of the cave and return back again." "Once inside the cave, the infrared camera reveals how these bats really live." "The bright orange bits are actually hundreds of thousands of bats hanging from the cave ceiling." "That's half a million bats crammed into just 200 square metres." "But it's not that they're short of space." "The intense orange shows that they're regulating their temperature by huddling together for warmth." "And looking into the infrared gives a new insight into bat behaviour." "These colder dark blue areas are their wings." "We know that they need to stretch and beat them in a vital warm-up before taking to the air." "In every street of every town, the invisible world is all around us." "If our eyes could see into the infrared part of the spectrum your kitchen would suddenly become an insane world of hidden forces and actions." "These are swirling air currents propelled by the heat of our bodies." "And here, beyond our normal vision, is the very moment an egg transforms." "Around 80 degrees Celsius, the proteins in the egg crumple." "It's this that turns the white of an egg, well, white!" "We can see the dull red glow of a heating element, but what we can't see is the vast outpouring of infrared light..." "..triggering the formation of a molecule called acetyl tetrahydropyridine... giving us toast." "Toasting, boiling, cooking - things that are only possible thanks to the invisible world of infrared." "Infrared and ultraviolet are quite close to the visible spectrum." "Now we're travelling much further along it, right out to the far reaches of the invisible world to a part of the light spectrum that has utterly changed our modern world - radio waves." "Yes, they're part of the light spectrum, too." "When German physicist Heinrich Hertz discovered radio waves in 1857 his students may have been impressed, but he wasn't." "This is what he said, though he actually said it in German, obviously." ""We just have these mysterious electromagnetic waves" ""that we cannot see with the naked eye, but they are there." ""They're of no use whatsoever"." "Yeah, mobile phones, television, radio, all these things use something that's of no use whatsoever." "Radio waves have changed the world we live in, transmitting conversations, music, pictures, information sometimes over thousands of miles and in thousands of different ways, but, because we can't see, or smell, or feel them," "it's easy to forget just how fundamental they are to our modern way of life." "INDISTINCT RADIO TRANSMISSIONS" "The air around us might look completely empty when, in fact, it's anything but." "If we could actually see it, we'd realise just how crowded our 21st century airwaves have become." "And, happily, scientists like this man can precisely measure those signals so that we can visualise this invisible world all around us." "Mum, hello." "Yes." "This is a world that's almost entirely man-made." "Natural sources of radio waves on Earth are very rare, they're mostly made by extreme weather like lightning, but the air around us is crammed with the radio traffic of the 21st century." "Every mobile phone is its own little radio transmitter." "Things as varied as microwave ovens and the WiFi for your computer all work by radio." "Whenever you lock or unlock your car that's a radio pulse in action." "In fact, there are now hundreds of different applications pouring out radio waves." "At any one time, there could be thousands, hundreds of thousands or even millions of discrete messages being transmitted." "BABBLE OF MIXED RADIO TRANSMISSIONS" "Radio has turned the empty air around us into a dense, crowded web of invisible signals, which really isn't bad for something with no use whatsoever(!" ")" "Seeing into this part of the spectrum is helping us understand more than our own planet." "It's revealing the mysteries of the entire universe, answering some of the most fundamental questions of all." "Look up into the night and, even if you're lucky and it's a clear one, there's not really that much to see." "Stars, a few galaxies maybe." "But that image we have of the night sky is very limited because beyond that visible picture there's another far more detailed one." "But to see that for yourself you need help." "You need one of these, a telescope designed to see the invisible." "Telescopes like this one at Jodrell Bank, are transforming our view of the universe..." "..allowing scientists for the first time to see into the depths of space far beyond what our eyes can see." "This is an image of our Milky Way in the visible spectrum." "Visible telescopes can do much better than the naked eye, but there are still large areas of it that appear entirely dark." "That's because much of space is filled with, well, dust basically, cosmic debris from dead stars, and this dust blocks our view, so this is pretty much the limit of what we can see with a bit of assistance in the visible part of the spectrum." "But now, a new generation of telescopes are able to look at that very same image of our visible Milky Way in other parts of the spectrum." "From radio to gamma rays," "X-rays and infrared." "These aren't just a series of cool images, they offer a more revealing picture of our universe." "Take this area of space." "The visible spectrum reveals a shadowy gas cloud... ..but seeing into the infrared reveals a dense concentration of stellar material." "This is the very process that forms new stars." "Five, four, three, two, one and liftoff of the Space Shuttle Discovery." "The dawn of the Space Age has allowed scientists to see even further into the invisible sky." "Telescopes in orbit around the Earth can detect light from the furthest parts of space, like X-rays and gamma rays." "Here's another image of the visible sky, but seen in X-ray it revealed this." "This extraordinary image shows nothing less than the death of a star." "You'd think that space was empty and quiet." "Actually, it's violent and dynamic and explosive." "This is the control room at Jodrell Bank, still at the forefront of modern astronomy, but on top of the discoveries of this generation of telescopes there's a whole new generation of monster telescopes being built to see even further into the invisible." "And now they're helping probe one of the most fundamental and intriguing mysteries of the universe, the presence of black holes." "Now, I don't wish to be alarmist but, according to theory, there should be a super massive black hole right at the centre of our own galaxy." "A central dark mass around which the galaxy was formed, but, well, how do you find it?" "It sounds obvious when you think about it, but seeing a black hole is an immense challenge for the simple reason a black hole doesn't emit ANY light from ANY part of the spectrum." "In a sense, it's the ultimate invisible object." "So, finding it is, as you'd imagine, quite tricky unless of course you've got one of the world's most powerful invisible telescopes." "And here in the high Andes of Chile, that's exactly what this is." "Looking into the infrared, astronomers began probing deeper and deeper into one tiny and precise patch of sky." "And, finally, they discovered a collection of stars apparently locked in orbit around a vast area of nothing." "They'd found it, a super massive black hole, three million times bigger than the Sun, right at the heart of our own Milky Way." "Being able to see what was once invisible helps us to unlock the great mysteries of the universe - where it came from, where it's heading and the sheer scale of a cosmos where our Sun is just one lonely star in a galaxy of 100 billion," "and our galaxy just one of 100 billion others across the known universe." "But even if planet Earth is just one tiny planet in that vast, vast universe, seen across that invisible spectrum from ultraviolet... to infrared and beyond..." "..it's shown to be a rather wonderful and remarkable one." "So the next time you step out of your front door into the world, remember, there's whole lot more going on around us if only we could see it." "Thank you." "Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd." "E-mail [email protected]" | {
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"Previously on "Alias":" "I got her." "Blonde hair, brown jacket." "Hi there." " How much does she know?" " Dean calls it "The Shed. "" "She was recruited two years ago." "Computer specialist." "She's willing to give us everything." " What is it?" " We need some help." "You have to walk back into that office and look everyone in the eye." "You can't let them see that you know the truth." "Rachel." "I need a prep report by the end of the day." "OK." "I'll get right on it." " I think we may have a problem." " What kind of problem?" " Rachel Gibson." " She's copying everything on my server." "Execute plan B." "They set off an EMP, fried the electronics." "She's OK." "She's gonna be OK." "Thank you." "Can I have the dice?" "You guys seem a little wound up." "Let's loosen it up a little bit." "Come on!" "Loosen it up!" "Get out the kinks." "It's that easy." "I can't even help it." "Bring 'em back!" "That's right." "There we go!" "Come on!" "Mama would love a new pair of shoes!" "Tell your pit boss we need more money." "We're feeling lucky tonight." "Ready?" "Oh, did I win?" "I wasn't paying attention." "I can't even help it." "I can't help it." "And it is that easy." "This is disgusting." "Can I help you, Frenchman?" "You're pregnant." "You should not be in a casino." "You should be at home." "Do you feel at home, baby?" "We feel at home." "Thank you." "Oh, you're gonna bet against me?" "Good luck with that." "Bon sang!" "Don't give me that look." "I warned you." "C'est pas possible!" "This table's gone cold." "Madame, could we please have a word with you?" "Sir, this is insane." "Do you have any idea who I am?" " Sit down." " I will not!" "I've done nothing wrong." "Sit down." "I have seen some despicable acts of cheating in my time." "But a pregnant woman using her own baby to escape suspicion..." " I don't know how you live with yourself." " What can I say, sir?" "I'm not like other moms." "Outrigger, I'm on my way to the vault." "Sidewinder, I'm approaching the vault." "What's your status?" " Sidewinder?" " Sidewinder needs a little more time." "I'm at the vault." "I need that key code." " Got it." "Ready when you are." " Go." "9-7-3-2-6-3-4-7." " I've got the package." "Meet you in front." " All right." " This is Phoenix." "We have the archive." " Any complications?" "Well, I think I lost us about $900,000, depending on the exchange rate." " Copy that." "What's your location?" " I'm approaching the ferry now." "Have a safe trip." " Hello?" " You have something of mine." " Who is this?" " I want my property back." "I want Mockingbird." "What?" "Have your people deliver Mockingbird to me within the hour, or I will drop you." "This is a mistake." "I don't know what Mockingbird is." " You're wasting time." " Please, what is Mockingbird?" "Rachel." "You should eat something." "You need to eat, you need rest." " The debriefing can wait." " No, it can't." "I know what you're going through." "You need to give yourself time." "It can't wait." "I'm held together by a string right now, Ms. Bristow." "A week ago, I had a good job working for the CIA." "Now I have the truth." "My job was a front for a mercenary organization, and my boss is a criminal, and my coworkers are all dead." " Because I got them killed." " It wasn't your fault." "They'd all be alive if I hadn't walked into that building." "Your boss, Gordon Dean... he killed them, not you." "It doesn't change the fact that every time I close my eyes, I see their faces." "So I need to give you everything I have..." "right now, because the sooner I'm finished, the sooner this is over." "Rachel, first of all, just don't call me Ms. Bristow." "It's Sydney." "Secondly, your information will go a long way towards helping us find Gordon Dean." "We will get the people responsible for this." "Then I'd better get back to work." "Oh..." "By the way, a name keeps coming up in your data - "Mockingbird. "" " We don't have a base reference for it." " Oh." "Sorry." "It's a briefing habit." "I take it for granted." "It's my agency call sign." "It's me." "I'm Mockingbird." "I have an assignment suited to your abilities." "I'll leave the approach to your discretion." "I assume you're familiar with the target." "I am." "You'll have our full resources at your disposal." "You have resources?" "Don't let the appearance fool you." "We're in the midst of a relocation." "I'll keep you updated." " I need money." " Where are we on the satellite offices?" "Cleveland, Seattle, Chicago - they've all been abandoned." "We beat the CIA by about an hour at the St. Louis office." " They find anything?" " Extension cords and surge protectors." "Alternate location should be set up by day's end." "We've got the account transfers ready across the board." "I just need your pass code for the withdrawals." "God, you're paranoid." "That's why I'm still alive." "I got him." "I've been monitoring Dean's bank accounts based on your intel." "30 minutes ago, he liquidated every single one of them." "Our infiltration in Prague must have him concerned." "He's covering his tracks." "Right." "But not to worry, because I'm a bit of a master tracker myself." "I'm kind of like a Comanche Indian " "Comanche Indian who tracks data." "He consolidated all his funds, deposited them into one account designated... 1017." "It's the agency fail-safe account in the Cayman Islands." "I set it up. 10/17 is my birthday." "Dean's money is in one place?" "If we seize his funds, we can cripple his operation." "You won't be able to do it." "It's a trapdoor account." "It can't be hacked." "You access it at the bank, and you need the pre-arranged responses to Dean's protocol questions." "The only answer set is on Dean's server in the Prague office, which he destroyed." "I know how he works." "The only copy of his protocol was in the building he blew up." "There's nothing left." "What?" "Czech authorities have begun investigating the bombings." "We've accessed their site inventories, and they have catalogued already several BR-46 servers." "That's them." "Marshall's designed EM recovery software." " We can reconstruct the protocol." " Here's the problem." "The BIS won't release their evidence until they finish their investigation." "So I'm going back to Prague." "I need you to come with me." " No." "Absolutely not." " Rachel..." "You want me to dig through that building." "If Dean transfers his assets before we can access his account, we lose him entirely." "I'm not going back there." "Those people are all dead because of me." "I'm not going to search through their remains." "I wouldn't ask you to do this if there was another way." "Believe me." "We need you to do this." "We need you to go back into that building." "Mr. Sloane, my name is Boyd Harkin." "I'm Special Prosecutor to your case." "I'm required to inform you that, under National Security Directive 115B, you do not quality for legal counsel." "I understand." "Deputy Director Miller, Undersecretary Reeves and I have reviewed your case." "The Justice Department accepts our recommendation for your sentencing." "Before we rule, however, we have a few questions for you." " I'm prepared to cooperate." " Good." "A year ago, you signed a pardon agreement with the Justice Department." "What were the terms of that agreement?" "I was asked to oversee a black ops unit for the CIA." "In exchange for my participation, I received a pardon for my crimes." "Let's talk about those crimes." "Your record reads like a veritable catalog of illegal activity - multiple counts of murder, conspiracy, treason." "I don't understand how any pardon resulting in your freedom could be justified." "During the previous proceedings, the charges against me were carefully considered before they were dismissed." "As to whether the pardon itself was justified..." "I suppose that's a question for the Justice Department." "Perhaps." "But since I have you in front of me right now, why don't we see if we can suss it out?" "Of course." "We're scheduled to meet the emissary at three." "Sydney should be in Prague by now." "Give her two hours in and out of the site." "Should have plenty of time to spare." " We know what this emissary looks like?" " He's got our descriptions." "He'll escort us from the beach." "Helps keep the bank's location a secret." "If he tries to blindfold us, he may have a problem " "I'm not in the mood for blindfolds today." "Noted." "What do we do till three?" "We wait." " I can't do this." " We've got the easy job." "Once we access the protocol, we feed it to Tom and Dixon." "They handle the heavy stuff." "We're out of there." "There's a reason I work at a desk." "I don't like pressure, or death, for that matter." "Listen to me." "I have to do unpleasant tasks all the time, and the best way to do it is to become someone else." "Where are the BIS badges?" "I'm not Sydney Bristow, you're not Rachel Gibson." "We're Czech Intelligence, Terrorism Unit." "When we walk in that room, we outrank everyone else." "Act like it." "Nothing in there can rattle us because we see this type of thing every day." "We see this every day." "We see this every day." "They've organized the debris according to the building's floor plan." "Everything in the office should be where it was." "You know, more or less." "Which way do we go?" "Follow me." "It should be right here." "Let's get to work." "Excuse me." "Misters Taldash and White?" "My name is Pierpont." "I'm here to escort you to the bank." "You're early." "I'm merely following your account's protocol." "Is there a problem?" "Of course not." "Excuse me." "Yeah, this is it." "This is Mr. Taldash, room 440." "I'm going to have to cancel my massage this afternoon." "I'm afraid I got my times mixed up." "Thank you." " Shall we?" " Yeah." "That was Dixon." "We don't have as much time as we thought." "Oh, God." "Oh, God." "It's OK." "It's OK." "I'll just..." "I'll deal with the server." "Go on." "I have to get out of here." "Rachel." "Rachel, look at me." "I'll handle the server, but you have to tell me what to do." "You need the hard drive." " Which one?" " Fifth." "Fifth one down." "Get the computer ready." "Rachel..." "So how far is the bank?" " You've never been here before?" " This is our first time in the Caymans." "Well, you're lucky." "The bank's not far today." "We gave up our fixed location years ago." "Technology allows us a certain fluidity." "We find our clients prefer our business remain mobile." "Our clients, as I'm sure you're aware, are highly security-conscious." "Welcome to First Cayman Trust." "Hook it up." "Are the weapons necessary?" "They certainly won't be if you know your account's protocol." "Give me your hand." "Hook it up." "Gentlemen, there are over 300 possible questions." " We've committed the answers to memory." " Our boss is highly security-conscious." "Of course." "Here we go." ""The select blood runs through... "" " Do you need me to repeat the question?" " No." "The select blood runs through..." ""Roquet's Heart. "" "Roquet's Heart." ""The future's history is written in... "" ""The ink of the past. " What are these questions?" "The ink of the past." ""What the mirror reflects... "" " "Lives eternal. "" " Lives eternal." ""If there was never a one, there was ever... "" " Oh, no." " What?" "The data's corrupt." ""If there was never a one, there was ever... "" " This was yours." " No." "No, no." "This... this was yours." "I've heard Dean say this before." "You had all the questions that rhymed, remember?" "Yes." "That's true." "Gentlemen, I need an answer." "If there was never a one, there was ever..." " The twelve." " The twelve." "The twelve." "I'm sorry." "Gentlemen, we're at your service." "Come on." "Let's get out of here." "It's over." "Come on." "Can I get you something to drink?" "A cigar?" "You know what?" "I'd love a drink." "Someone accessed the 1017 account." "They cleaned us out." " We lost everything." " That's impossible." "They were on site, transferred from the Caymans." "No one can do that." "I am the only one with..." "She's still alive." "Rachel Gibson's still alive." "And they've got her in custody." "We need to get her back." "I'd like to turn our attention to Omnifam." "For three years, I ran a world relief organization dedicated to humanitarian causes." "Which you used as a cover for a genetic engineering project that almost caused a global genocide." " Yes." " Yes?" "I just accused you of attempting to murder millions." "I hoped for a bit more than a "yes. "" "For years, I was driven by a misguided attempt to pursue... a higher power." "I will not attempt to deny my wrongdoings." "There is no reason to." "The government has pardoned me for those actions." "However, I am reformed." "Two years ago, I learned I had a daughter." "She has changed by life." "Since the moment I met her," "I have dedicated my every moment, every action," "to atoning for my sins." "Mr. Sloane, four months ago, you betrayed your agency and participated in a conspiracy that caused the deaths of thousands of people in Sovogda." "How exactly is that atoning for your sins?" "I did not betray my agency." "I was forced to go undercover to establish credentials with Elena Derevko, and you should have corresponding statements from the agents involved." "Yes, I have the statements." "Your colleagues seem to have bought your hollow justifications, but I find your actions fit a pattern of criminal behavior you have demonstrated your entire life." "Time and again, you explain your crimes as some sort of necessary evil." "I find it shocking people continue to believe your lies." "In truth, these proceedings are a mere formality." "You will atone for your sins, Mr. Sloane." "Only you don't get to decide the punishment." "We do." "Assuming the worst, it will happen fast." "You'll be transferred to a penitentiary." "It's doubtful we'll have a chance to go over your affairs, assuming they rule against you." "They're going to rule against me." "Thanks for getting Sydney and Marcus to write statements on my behalf." " That must have been very difficult." " They volunteered." "I didn't have to ask." "Well, thank them for me." "I want to give you power of attorney over Nadia." "Of course." "Promise me you'll do everything you can to save her, Jack... as if she were your own daughter." "You have my word." "Thank you." "He's scared." "The Cayman transfer was a success." "We were able to take full control of Dean's finances." "As a result, he's getting sloppy, making uncharacteristic mistakes." "An hour ago, Echelon intercepted a call Dean placed to Laurent Moreau, a business associate Ms. Gibson flagged in her debriefings." " You lost everything." " It's a setback." "We're moving fo^rward, but I need to retrieve my operations archives." "You're blackmailing yourself?" " Where are the archives, Laurent?" " Relax." "They're safe at Rue L'Or." " I'll arrange transfer." " Dean's going after his archives." "If we can beat him to it, we'd have access to Dean's operation." "They said they're being held at Rue L'Or." "Where is that?" "Well, looks like it's in Monte Carlo." "One of Moreau's fronts." "Hey, it's a casino." "What did we do with all that money we seized?" "Having trouble sleeping, Mr. Sloane?" "I don't blame you." "You'd have to count a lot of sheep to erase today's proceedings, that's for sure." "I'm guessing they're gonna put you away for a long time... which is just too bad, really, because... it'll be awful hard to help that daughter of yours from inside a federal penitentiary." "Of course, it doesn't have to be that way." "Huh, Mr. Sloane?" "I work for some very powerful people." "My benefactors may be able to help sway the committee's decision tomorrow." "I see." "And I suppose that these benefactors of yours want something in return for their help." "They would at that." "Ah." "We need to tap into the fiber optics." "The garage has a maintenance station." "Guard checkpoints here and here." "The garage is locked down." " I can get into the parking garage." " Hey, guys." "Check this out." "Winner - seven!" "Every time." " Seven!" " You're not supposed to hit seven." "No, it's supposed to hit seven, right?" "I mean..." "See?" "Winner - seven." " You've got it backwards." "She's right." " Really?" "Talk to me about this vault." "The deposit boxes are in electromagnetic tumblers." "Can we get around it?" "The mainframe resets the pass codes daily." "I can get around it." "If it's an EM system, I can decrypt the algorithm." "I just need access to the network." "Can we do it from a remote location?" "It's a segregated network." "I'd have to be there." "But..." "I'll go." " I'll do it." " It's OK." "No, I mean, I want to." "I had to dig through my friends yesterday because of Gordon Dean." "If I can help you stop him, then that's what I need to do." "There's not a whole lot that'll scare me." "Not anymore." "Tell your pit boss we need more money." "We're feeling lucky tonight." "Madame, could we please have a word with you?" "I need a piece of paper." "Here." "How's this?" "Sidewinder, I'm approaching the vault." "What's your status?" " They're ready for us." " Sidewinder?" "We gotta go." "Do you wanna do the advanced binomial calculus?" "Because I'd be more than happy to stand there and watch." "Sidewinder's gonna need a little more time." " I'm at the vault." "I need that key code." " Got it." "I've got the package." " We have the archive." " What's your location?" " I'm approaching the ferry now." " Copy that." "Have a safe trip." "I don't know what Mockingbird is!" "Please, what is Mockingbird?" "I can't help you if you don't tell me what you want." "Ms. Bristow, you're not exactly in the position to play coy." "You know who I am." " Yes." " You know what I want." "You're not thinking, Dean." "If you drop me, you destroy your archive." "The laptop's a fake." "There's nothing on it." "Where's Mockingbird now?" "Ms. Bristow..." "All right, all right, you win." "Listen... the CIA has her in protective custody." "She's... in a safe..." "What?" "She's in a safe house in Philadelphia." "Listen carefully." "Tell your people to deliver her to the 30th Street train station." "They have exactly 30 minutes." "Sydney." "What's happening?" "Rachel, hang on a sec." "I gotta call my dad." " Dean doesn't know Rachel's with you?" " No." "He's expecting the CIA to deliver her in exactly... 26 minutes." "Task the satellites for full coverage of her area." "If Dean calls again, route it through us." "Don't worry, we'll get you down." "You'd better." "Dixon, where are you?" "We're en route." "Five minutes away." "Approach that crane carefully." "We don't know who's on the ground." " Rules of engagement at your discretion." " Copy." "Almost there." "Rachel, how you doing?" "I've been better." "How are you?" "Oh, you know." "Just another day at the office." "Hey, Rachel, look around back there." "Is there anything that might be useful?" "Well, there's a tire." "And... a crowbar." "And I have my purse." "Are those helpful?" "No, not really." "Uh..." "How high up are we?" "Oh, just... couple hundred feet." "Don't worry, I've been in much worse situations than this." "You have?" "Area's clear so far." "We're approaching the cab now." " It's empty." " Can you get to the controls?" "Hang on." "It's got some sort of..." "Uh-oh." "That was fast." "Do it." "Sydney..." "Pull your agents off site." "Right now." "Outrigger, get out of there!" "You're trying my patience." "Any further deviations, and I will drop you." "I want confirmation that Mockingbird's en route." "What sort of confirmation?" " Have hercall me." " What?" "Dean's got the place wired." "It's all on remote." "If I can isolate the frequency, I might be able to override the crane's controls." " What do you need from us?" " Just time." "Sydney." "I can't do that." "I can't call him." "He'll know." "I'm a terrible liar." "That's why he wants me to call." "Rachel, this is easy." "This is just like in Prague." "You have to become someone else - the person you used to be." "All you have to do is act helpless and scared." " I am scared." " Yeah, but you're not helpless." "Not anymore." "Look..." "I've spent my life dealing with men like Gordon Dean." "They all have a fatal flaw." "They always want power." "So you fool 'em into thinking they have it." "And you hit 'em when they're not looking." " So, what do I do?" " Act terrified." "Keep him on the phone." "We'll do the rest." "Hello." " They told me to call you." " Rachel." "Where are you?" "I'm in a van." "I don't know." "They wanted me to tell you that they're doing everything you asked." "They're turning me over to you." "They won't tell me anything else." "OK..." " What are you gonna do to me?" " Just come in." "We need to talk to you." "I didn't tell them anything." "I swear, I didn't tell them anything." "I believe you." " Marshall?" " I'm almost there." "Just give me a sec." "Give me a sec." "Almost there." " What are you gonna do to me?" " Depends on how cooperative you are." "I'll do anything you want." "Please, Mr. Dean." "Please." "I don't wanna die." "Rachel, plan B!" "What was that?" "Kick the backseat as hard as you can." "Now!" "Do it right now!" "The crowbar!" "She's in the car." "Give me your hand." "Drop 'em!" "Mr. Sloane, this committee has reviewed your case and is prepared to render its ruling." "Before we do so, I'd like to reiterate for the record my extreme disapproval for tactics you have employed while working under the auspices of the United States Government." "Your compromised methodology sullies the name of every man and woman who serves this country honorably." "However, while I may detest your methods," "I cannot deny your results." "After careful examination of the facts, this committee is forced to conclude your recent actions fall within the guidelines of your pardon agreement, and that, in truth, you have this country's best interests in mind." "I find no cause for violation." "Arvin Sloane, I hereby order your release, effective immediately." "How can you people sleep after something like this?" "You just learn to take it where you can get it, I guess." "It's never gonna be over, is it?" "I'm gonna be with you a while." "In custody, I mean." "You'll be with us until it's safe for you to go home." "When will that be?" "I honestly don't know." "Dean knows how dangerous you are to him." "We can't release you until we've brought him in." "But it doesn't end with Dean." "No, it doesn't." "It's never gonna be safe." "I guess we'll have to bring 'em all down." "Every single one of 'em." "Bad robot!" | {
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"Brought to you by WITH S2 Written In The Heavens Subbing Squad" "You went to the amusement park?" "I'm grateful." "Before we marry, you wanted to get some practice in taking care of kids?" "We should invite Pal Gang and these little ones too, right?" "To our wedding?" "Big Uncle, you're getting married?" "Pal Gang." "Yes?" "Do you want to catch my bouquet, Pal Gang?" "How I could I catch that..?" "Why?" "Since you've all gotten friendly since you live in the same house," "I'll throw it to you if you say you want it." "Ah... it probably would make you hesitate a little." "There's a saying that if you catch it, you're bound to get married within a few months, isn't there?" "Think on it a little more and give me an answer, then." "Looks like there's only Team Leader ahjussi left, right?" "What do you mean by that, Unni?" "What about our Tae Gyu oppa?" "No!" "I'm telling you, Lawyer ahjussi likes Noona!" "Is it normal for that kind of ahjussi to marry someone else?" "Stop saying pointless things and go wash up and change." "I need to change my clothes so leave already." "I'm asking you why you got so hurt!" "I just got hurt." "But how?" "What could've happened for your face to become like this, Oppa?" "And what do you want?" "I was shocked before so I couldn't properly congratulate you." "Big Uncle, Jae Young noona, congratulations on your wedding!" "Thank you, Tae Gyu." "Why aren't you thanking him?" "I'm tired and need to rest, so why don't you go now?" "When are you going to have the wedding, Jae Young noona?" "Soon." "I'll be leaving now." "Alright." "Get home safe, Noona!" "I want to rest." "What's the meaning behind it?" "As soon as the news of your marriage to Jae Young came out, you came home with your face a mess." "And that kind of person even took the kids to an amusement park... what's the meaning behind it?" "It doesn't mean anything." "Pa Rang said that going to the amusement park was his wish, I granted it, that's all." "Since when did you care so much to listen to what other people wished for?" "If you're acting like this so Jae Young will give you up, stop this now." "Don't use Pal Gang in that way!" "Resolve whatever's going on between you and Jae Young just between you two." "Are you alright then?" "If I marry Jae Young." "There's no one better to be my sister-in-law than Jae Young." "Fine then." "But I am really curious." "Why did you change your mind all of a sudden?" "Do you want to catch my bouquet, Pal Gang?" "Why was it me?" "5 years ago." "Why was me and not Jun Ha?" "I'm just... sorry." "So very much." "I'm sorry." "Get in." "What are you doing?" "!" "How dirty!" "I would like to extend the length of the contract." "Would that be possible?" "It bothers me!" "Something keeps grating my nerves because of you." "I wanted to try and live again." "Because of you." "It was five years." "It's because it was five years." "That's why you're feeling like this." "This is nothing." "It's because it was five years." "Oh, I'm crazy." "I must be crazy." "Why did I sleep in again?" "!" "Oh, Team Leader!" "Did you sleep well?" "It's a good morning, isn't it?" "What are you doing right now?" "Can't you tell by looking?" "I'm cooking." "Team Leader, why are you...?" "Because you were helping Hyung out, you couldn't get any sleep last night, and then you went to the amusement park afterwards." "I thought you'd be tired so I decided to show off my cooking skills." "Please don't do this." "Go on in, I'll take it from here." "There's nothing left to do." "Then you should go and wash your face, Pal Gang." "Your eye boogers are enough to crack toenails." "My sense of humor might be corny but it can be useful, can't it?" "Today's breakfast was specially prepared by this ahjussi here, so enjoy!" "He's perfect!" "So perfect!" "Too perfect!" "Why did you make breakfast, Uncle?" "I wanted to brag about my experience as a KP in the military." "Satisfied?" "Let's sit." "Because I slept in, Mr. Team Leader had to prepare all this." "Here, the fluffy rice that you like, Hyung." "Try blowing on it, it might just fly away." "What is this?" "!" "I can't eat this!" "I like sticky rice, not this stuff!" "Hey Wacko." "You said that you'd eat the same way as Big Uncle because you were thinking of Pal Gang." "That's when Pal Gang is cooking!" "Even if I were to die, I won't eat this fluffy rice that you made!" "Then go on and starve to death!" "Wow, Ahjussi!" "This is so delicious!" "This is what fantasies are made of." "Ahjussi, you really are skilled in cooking." "Aren't I?" "Don't you think I'm the type of husband who'll be loved a lot when he's married?" "Of course!" "You're the number one best groom material." "Our No Rang, eat another rolled omelet!" "I'll go after giving the kids a ride to school." "You don't need to, Mr. Team Leader." "I can take them." "Today's the first day of school, isn't it?" "I can take them since it's on the way." "I want to go too!" "Me too!" "There's not much room in the car, so why don't you stay at home?" "No!" "I don't want to!" "Get in!" "There's no room?" " Put this in the back, okay?" " What about me?" "Hey kids!" "Kids!" "Pal Gang, they start accepting kids from 9 o'clock." "Wow, they've got a complete range of services." "You don't need to do all this, Team Leader." "Just let me do this." "There might be some days when we pick up the baby a little late." " Would that be alright?" " Yes, of course." "There are many working parents so we take care of their babies until late." "You don't need to worry, just leave them with us." "That's a relief." "Isn't it?" "Pa Rang, you'll be here a few days till school starts, so watch over Nam Yi, okay?" "Okay!" "I got it!" "Can we play with all of these toys here?" "Of course!" "This can of coffee must have been expensive!" "Instant coffee is fine with me..." "You had a rough night yesterday because of Pal Gang, so would this expensive can of coffee be a problem?" "If I had some more time," "I would've liked to go to a cafe and bought you a real cup, that's how I sincerely feel." "How can every word out of your mouth sound like Jade pebbles on a silver platter, Jin Ju?" "Aigoo!" "You two should go and shoot a movie already." "Ah, that's right!" "Did you pick up a trail?" "Would such a seasoned pro leave such an easy trail to pick up?" "Are you getting in now?" "We dropped the kids off at their school today." "We took them because it's their first day there." "Could it be..." "you went with Won Team Leader?" "Yes." "I served the role as chauffeur this morning." "Jin Pal Gang, I'll see you later at home." "There's definitely something going on between the two of you, isn't there?" "It's fishy that he goes as far to drop the kids off at school." "I'm telling you it's not like that!" "Why are you saying that, Eun Mal?" "If all the kids went to school, what happened to Nam Yi?" "Where's Nam Yi?" "Your face looks a lot better than it did yesterday, so how's tonight?" "It doesn't need to be a day when you have off, does it?" "Coming tonight to greet my parents, that is." "You told me you were going to give me some time." "If you keep acting this way, you'll make me think second thoughts." "Even if you think second thoughts, you won't be able to refuse though." "It's all for your sake, Oppa." "Because if I give you time, you'll start thinking too much." "It would be better for you if you put up with me leading you and just followed along." "Is that not so?" "Yes, President?" "Yes, I'm on my way." "You're not going to say anything to make Grandfather worry, right?" "I'll trust that you're a person who has that much respect towards the elderly." "Why is your face in that shape?" "I was slightly injured." "Despite knowing for you for nearly 30 years, this is the first time I'm seeing you in such a state." "Kang Ha." "Yes?" "Jae Young's said that you two are considering marriage." "Is that true?" "Yes." "It's true." "But before you said that that would never happen, didn't you?" "Things just happened this way." "Do you love Jae Young?" "I will marry her." "I asked you if you love my granddaughter." "I will marry her, President." "I'll ask you once more." "Do you love Jae Young?" "I will later." "Once we are married." "What if you don't later?" "I'll just live." "I'm sorry." "I can't say anything else to you except this." "What's wrong?" "It's n-n-nothing." "I'm asking you what's wrong!" "That place's potato soup is really good, isn't it Team Leader?" "Yes, it is." "What's wrong?" "It's nothing." "Why don't we have a group meal here sometime, Team Leader?" "Everyone says it's great." "Yes, let's do that." "Let's go." "Are you really not going to tell me?" "You're not going to tell me?" "I told you, it's nothing." "If nothing's wrong, then why are you going around the office crying like a little kid?" "I said you were crying like a little kid, but you're not going to yell back at me?" "You're not going to yell, "I'm crying because I feel like crying." "There's all this going on and so of course I'm crying, how could I not?"" "You should be saying these things right now." "Like you usually do, Jin Pal Gang." "The fact that I'm like that is the biggest issue." "What's that supposed to mean?" "I thought that I was finally becoming a good FC.." "But I must really be Useless Miss Jin." "Stop throwing vague statements at me and speak directly." "What's going on?" "Not too long ago," "I was really excited because I signed a contract with a client named Lee Myung Man." "You did well." "But what about that?" "Today" "I went to bring him a present of gratitude because he chose us to sign with..." "You went, and then what?" "They said there was a fire today at dawn at the factory." "Nothing was left and everything was burned down, there were so many people hurt.." "The grace period had passed so the money that he gave when he signed the contract couldn't be given back to him." "He said that the contract had to be revoke cause he couldn't afford to pay for it." "Are you really crying because of something like that?" "Things like that happen all the time if you work in insurance." "You might be acting like this because you think I'm not going to try and cheer you up, but what can you do?" "There's nothing that can be done." "It's because of me!" "I wouldn't give up on the large policy, so I signed him on the contract when he couldn't easily afford it." "He suddenly had something tragic happen to him, but what's 2,000,000 won?" "Because of me, he lost that 2,000,000 won." "Do you cry that easily because of that?" "If you're that weak-hearted, how are you gonna live in this world with your siblings?" "Am I crying because I want to?" "What can I do about my tears that keep on falling?" "!" "Hurry up and drink your coffee so we can go." "I thought something bad had happened." "I just wanted to say," "your marriage..." "Congratulations on your marriage." "You two suit each other well." "I'll be going first because I have a meeting." "Drink your coffee and come back." "You should think about this again." "Do you not know that that rascal doesn't love you?" "I know." "And you still want to get married in spite of that?" "It's because he's the person I need." "Because Kang Ha oppa is the perfect partner I need." "The officials that are still on Kang Ha oppa's dead father's side are in the midst of negotiations right now." "If Kang Ha oppa decides to do the wrong thing at any moment, you probably know that the company will come into trouble." "Do you really love Kang Ha sincerely?" "I love Kang Ha oppa." "But it sounds to me by your words that before Kang Ha is the company." "The company is as precious to me as my love is." "And I see it as a relief that I can have both of the things I consider precious at the same time." "You resemble the way I was when I was young." "That's why I've always seen you as pitiful." "Because I was so intent on making the company succeed, I pushed away my family in the past." "That's why I'm hoping you won't go down the same path I did." "Don't worry, Grandfather." "I have the confidence to succeed in both family and work." "I'm sorry." "I'm still so lacking." "Do you know why cramming for tests is a problem?" "You might do well on the test but that is not true studying." "The information is in your head for just that one day." "Even if you don't do well on the exam at hand, learning even one fact completely is true studying." "Do you understand what I'm saying?" "Yes, Ma'am." "Go help him with whatever he needs since he just went through something drastic and won't have the means to deal with it." "That's what you need to do because you made such a mistake with your client." "What?" "The branch in America?" "If a year is too long, 6 months is fine too." "Kang Ha." "Why are you bringing this up on such short notice?" "All you have left is setting the wedding date, so why are you suggesting such a thing as working at the branch in America?" "I want to gain more experiences before the wedding." "What are you lacking in experience for you to do this?" "It's not even like you haven't done work in America in the past." "Please send me." "Are you getting off now?" "What happened?" "What?" "Kang Ha's saying that he wants to go our American branch." "You didn't know?" "He said he wanted to gain more experience, but what more does he need in experience?" "Did you guys fight?" "Did you chew his head off for not coming yesterday when he said he would?" "Jae Young, men are flighty when faced with marriage." "Don't test his temper over nothing." "What's this supposed to mean?" "!" "Why would the prospect of you working at the branch in America come up at a time now?" "!" "I'm asking you why you brought this up!" "I just want to get away." "You shouldn't be acting like this, Won Kang Ha." "You're not the only one who has underhanded ways." "You undermining my ways isn't right of you, is it?" "Don't force a person to be this way." "What was Jae Young talking about?" "What did she mean by underhanded ways?" "Get out." "Is there something I don't know about?" "No, there isn't." "But what Jae Young said was strange." "She was mad at me for trying to run away." "You were trying to run away?" "Why are you here?" "Let's go drink, the three of us." "We've to grab your brother who's having cold feet about the marriage." "I'll ask you about this then." ""You're not the only one who has underhanded ways. "" "What did you mean when you said that?" "It means I can really die." "You used that method already." "It didn't work then either." "My mom tried to commit suicide so that she could marry my dad." "You didn't know that, did you?" "Yeah." "Kang Ha oppa didn't know about it either." "I told him that I'm the daughter of that kind of mother." "I can do the same thing anytime." "I told him that this isn't just a threat and that I can really do it." "Telling him about my mom must be what convinced your brother." "Wow, that looks really great on you!" "No, no, you look good in whatever you try on, Unni." "What in the world are you doing to have such a nice body?" "Teach me your ways!" "What are you talking about?" "You have a nice body too, Unni." "It's just average compared to yours, Unni!" "Try this one too." " Excuse me!" " Yes?" "Oh alright!" "Thank you!" "Yes." "Daycare?" "Isn't that kind of place expensive?" "I could've just watched him, why did she leave him at a daycare?" "Ah, the one in front of the bus station?" "I know it!" "I can go find it." "I'll go and pick up Nam Yi then." "So you have to work until late today?" "Be sure to eat!" "Nam Yi and Pa Rang are at a daycare?" "Nam Yi and Pa Rang are so lucky." "They don't have to go to school, and they get to play all they want at the daycare." "Unni!" "Please." "Don't you get embarrassed saying things like that?" "Why would I?" "Don't fight!" "Let's eat this pizza, then go pick up Pa Rang and Nam Yi." "Oppa, pizza's fine and all.." "Oh what is it?" "Did you want to eat something else?" "Cooking an impressive breakfast and ordering a box of pizza, which one do you think is bound to earn more points?" "Oh... well..." "Nam Yi and Pa Rang are doing well, right?" "What?" "Ah, yes." "Our kids must have picked them up." "Alright then." "Nam Yi and Pa Rang were at a daycare." "I stopped by the house to make sure, but you actually came." "That's great, Jun Ha." "Let's get Kang Ha oppa dead drunk and make him give up on the branch in America idea." "Give up on the branch in America idea." "Give me 6 more months." "I'll go and come back after I gather my thoughts." "What thoughts would you have to gather?" "I'm a person who doesn't want to marry you." "But I'm also a person who has to marry you." "You can't even give me 6 months to be alone?" "Did you order meat?" "You know.." "It's strange." "Jun Ha, you look exactly like your mom." "Why doesn't Kang Ha oppa look anything like her?" "Their personalities as well." "Jun Ha, your personality is just like your mom's, right?" "Why are you suddenly talking about our mom?" "Why are you doing this, Oppa?" "!" "Are you really going to be this mean?" "You're the one who made me like this, Oppa." "So why are you making me be so mean?" "!" "Fine, let's get married." "Let's get it over with, that stupid marriage." "Let's get it over with, that stupid marriage!" "There's no reason for me not to." "Let's do it." "Let's do it!" "That man..." "Your brother.." "Said he'll marry me." "He said he'll do it, this stupid marriage." "You've gotten what you wanted, so why are you crying again?" "Because it'd be weirder if the woman who's doing that stupid marriage were rejoicing and happy." "Don't cry, Jung Jae Young." "That's not you." "You're the one who wants to do this, so just rejoice and be happy." "Won Jun Ha." "Why are you being like this too?" "You shouldn't be acting like this!" "You're my friend!" "At times like this, you should say, "He's just saying that, my hyung." "He's naturally a rude and brusque person!" "But he still said he'd marry you." "Despite everything, congratulations. "" "You're supposed to say these kinds of things to me!" "Because you were my friend, the only friend I had," "I always took your side." "That's also why I hated seeing you cry." "The fact that you were strong, that you didn't cry about anything," "I liked that about you." "But Jung Jae Young." "But strangely, seeing you cry now doesn't make my heart hurt anymore." "Won Jun Ha!" "Why are you being like this too?" "!" "If you don't even take my side, what am I supposed to do?" "!" "Why did you drink so much?" "Go get some sleep." "I heard Kang Ha wants to go to America to work at the branch over there." "That's not going to happen." "But it's true that the possibility came up." "I told you he's not going." "He's not!" "He's just going to marry me!" "Do you really need to cling onto Kang Ha when he's trying to escape using the branch in America as a way out?" "Do you have to have that kind of marriage?" "You said it too, Mom." "You put your life on the line to cling onto Dad who was unsure, and to change Grandfather's mind when he didn't like you." "But isn't it enough that I grabbed onto the person I want without going that far?" "You..." "Don't have a father who grabbed your hand and sold you to a bar house because of his gambling debts." "Neither do you have a mother who was helpless against her husband's wishes." "You don't even have three younger siblings who didn't care what their unni or noona did just so long as they got food to eat." "So why are you living like me?" "What did I have to go through to have you?" "Do you know what kind of daughter you are to me?" "!" "Don't say it's because of me." "It was for your sake." "It was so you could get away from being so poor and your sad mistake of a family!" "So please don't ever ask me if I know what kind of daughter I am to you." "What you say sounds wonderful but isn't this the lifestyle you were after?" "A marriage based on ambition, not love." "Shouldn't you be patting me on the back?" "Your daughter who learned so well from you, you should be telling her how proud you are of her!" "Everyone says that." "Lee Min Kyung," "Without any love but just on the fact that she had a child, made it to the very top in life." "To grab a man who floundering," "I went so far to act like I was willing to commit suicide.." "Instead of really trying to die." "That it was all a show." "That's right, since my mother and father did it too." "I did well." "To their daughter who took poison because she wanted to die, they told me I did well." "Because that was the way to succeed." "Why can't I tell you that you're doing the right thing?" "Because I was really trying to die." "You, who everyone was doubting was your father's daughter," "Because I didn't want to bring you into this world." "I was terrified of bringing you into this kind of world." "That's why..." "I can't pat your back." "I'm sorry." "I was wrong." "It doesn't have to be Kang Ha." "If you're doing this because of someone you need, you don't have to go so far." "I want you to be the type of woman who receives nothing but love." "Don't put such a heavy burden on your shoulders." "I don't know why it had to be Kang Ha oppa." "Since I was young, Grandfather, who didn't treat me well, was affectionate with Kang Ha oppa." "Even though he wasn't nice to him, Grandfather still liked Kang Ha oppa." "Maybe that's why I started to like him." "Because the love that I couldn't receive, he was getting it all." "After seeing that all my life, I just.." "Began to think "The man I need to marry is Kang Ha oppa. "" "It just happened that way." "Is it because of your father and I?" "Because you wanted to receive recognition from your grandfather who refused to give it to your father and I?" "I think that was the case when I was young, at the beginning that was the reason why I started looking towards him," "but now all I see is Kang Ha oppa." "So don't tell me it's because of ambition." "Cause even though I can't receive love, I want to live with the person I love." "You and I... what should we do for our Jae Young?" "What do we do about the sins that we committed against our Jae Young?" "Team Leader!" "Why are you here?" "What did you do with your car?" " I threw it away and came here." " Where'd you throw it?" "Anywhere." "Then why aren't you going home?" "It's cold!" "Do you want to be my drinking buddy?" "Thank you!" "We could've drank somewhere nicer." "This is the closest place to home." "I might have to tend to Nam Yi, so we should be going soon." "Here, take a shot." "Let's toast." "You can't drink?" "You seem like you'd be able to." "I don't anymore." "A long time ago before my mom and dad passed away, yes, I drank a lot and didn't hide it." "I tried to increase my tolerance but couldn't, so my insides suffered a lot." "I made Jin Ju unni buy me liquor, and cried on her shoulder." "It seems like you're going to want to drink today though." "The person that you followed around for so long is getting married." "What about that?" "It's just like waking up from a dream, so why would I resort to drinking?" "I'd seem pathetic." "Then I should make myself seem pathetic and drink by myself." "I felt refreshed inside." "Because I used to go here and there making it so obvious before." "I really like this person." "Even though it's not now, I'm going to make him mine someday." "Even though everyone scoffed at me," "I yelled it out to anyone who would listen, like a crazy person." "So even though it was unrequited love, despite the fact that I felt like my insides were going to burst, it wasn't that bad." "How did you know for sure?" "That what I was going through was unrequited love?" "Whenever Lawyer Won came into the house with the kids, you always looked at Jung Jae Young first, Team Leader." "Couldn't you have taken it as I was looking out for a friend?" "But all of those times, the look on your face seemed like you wanted to punch Lawyer Won." "Instead of an insurance agent, you should've become a detective." "Why didn't you ever think of confessing your feelings to her?" "She's the person that your brother doesn't love." "Because that woman loves Hyung." "My mom told me everyday that I couldn't touch what was Hyung's." "I thought that that was the right thing to do." "Are you okay?" "I'm okay." "I have high tolerance." "I might seem like a weakling and don't seem very tough, but I have much higher tolerance than my hyung." "You don't have to act so strong." "You drank 3 bottles of soju by yourself, so you don't have to be embarrassed if you're unsteady on your feet" "You know the bond we have in sharing secrets?" "What about it?" "A secret that I wanted to take to the grave was discovered, so we can't ever let this club dissolve." "Should I let you in on another secret?" "To keep our secret club moving along strongly." "What is it?" "Even though she was crying," "I turned my back on her and left." "The kind of guy I was, I could never have done that before." "If that kid cried, I could never turn away from her." "But today, it was different." "It could be because your heart hurt more than it usually does." "So much that you couldn't endure it." "What can I do to make you realize?" "That that's not the case." "Just like you said that your unrequited love is over," "I'm telling you that mine is over too." "Don't do this." "Is yours still not over?" "Is that why you don't want to hear that you're the one I see now?" "Please don't be like this!" "If you're sad, get through it on your own!" "Being like this isn't going to make you feel better!" "All I can do for you is be your drinking buddy." "You can stop now." "I'm going to marry Jae Young, so you don't have to try so hard anymore." "Does me acting like this to that woman seem like I'm trying because of you, Hyung?" "If you're not?" "You're a more tenacious person than I am." "A person who tries to do all he can." "I know you're not the type who can't change how he feels that easily." "So stop the games you're playing with that woman." "If I say it's not a game?" "Are you going to tell me again that you're being sincere?" "Do you know the difference between you and I when it comes to games?" "I never leave the woman with an illusion." "Because I don't have feelings for the women I'm going for." "But you never let go of the women even if they're taken." "Even though you don't even make them yours." "And so?" "Have you ever thought of the fact that that could be more cruel?" "Are you worrying that Jin Pal Gang is going to be played with by a cruel bastard like me?" "Even though you're going to marry Jae Young, you're worrying that Jin Pal Gang is going to be hurt by a cruel bastard like me." "Why don't you just be truthful to yourself, Hyung?" "That you're worrying about that woman." "That you don't have the courage to choose that woman, but the fact that you're being swayed by her is so upsetting that you're forcing yourself to marry someone you don't want to marry." "Alright fine, just stop this now." "Despite your being swayed by her, just let go of that woman who you can't choose and don't get forced into a marriage that you don't want to get into." "Then Jae Young won't become so pitiful either." "I'm going to marry Jae Young." "Then why are you worrying about Jin Pal Gang?" "Whether I play with her or not?" "Because I'm afraid you're going to be troubled over why you're being such a cruel bastard!" "That's the only thing I'm worried about." "Oh, is this Pal Gang?" "Why are you calling so late?" "Is there something going on?" "Grandfather, if I find Jung Ae ahjumma for you, you're going to give me that money, right?" "The 30,000,000." "Of course!" "I'll give it to you and that's that." "What?" "Is there anything you thought of?" "No, not yet." "But I'm definitely going to think of something." "You see..." "I really need that money." "I really need a house where I can live comfortably with my kids." "Hey!" "Woo Tae Gyu!" "What do you think you're doing right now?" "!" "What is this mess?" "!" "I was just going to take a short nap while the rice cooked." "Did anyone tell you to cook?" "I needed to show you something too, didn't I?" "I needed to prove my love to you too!" "I can do the same things Little Uncle does." "I can help you too, Honey!" "I can show you what my love is like!" "Why can't you see that, Honey?" "As soon as my three month contract is over, no matter what happens, I'm leaving." "Why are you being like this, Honey?" "You really can't see my love for you?" "I can't live because this is all so disgusting!" "Why do all the men of this house play around with women so much?" "!" "I don't care about how people with food in their stomachs view love!" "I don't care at all!" "A brother-in-law can give the new bride a hard time but you won't, right Jun Ha?" "No, wait a second." "Instead of that, Kang Ha, why don't you come live at our house?" "Instead of living with your parents, come to our house." "Then Jun Ha and your nephew can live comfortably, and since Jae Young needs to focus on her work at the company as well, she can without having to worry about household chores." "Hey, this is just an idea that occurred out of the blue for me, but it's a good idea, isn't it?" "Right, Father?" "It won't be as easy as you think." "Are we strangers or something?" "Kang Ha's like a son to me." "Right, Honey?" "Isn't Kang Ha coming to live with us a good idea?" "Lawyer Won will be uncomfortable though." " What is there to be uncomfortable about?" " Keep eating." "It seems like a good idea to me." "I would like for there to be an engagement ceremony as well." "How is that for you, Lawyer Won?" "Mom, why would we have an engagement ceremony?" "We decided on having just the wedding." "This is the only time we can have something like this in our family." "We can do it, right Lawyer Won?" "Yes, go ahead." "Pa Rang again?" "Hey you rascal, get up!" "Get up, you rascal!" "Hey, Jin Pal Gang!" "Yes?" "You again?" "!" "I'm sorry, Lawyer Won." "He must have gone up again while I was cooking." "If the kid has a sleepwalking disorder, you should get it treated." "When are you going to stop inconveniencing me?" " That's because you kept enduring" " Don't let him come up from now on." "Pa Rang, why don't you come to the hospital with ahjussi?" "Noona, why is Lawyer ahjussi acting like that?" "Our chapel hall has a hallowed and sacred feel." "This is a great place for those couples who want a romantic ceremony." "It's nice." " There's an opening for that day, right?" " Of course!" "Even if there isn't, I'll open one up." "For such important customers." "Next Saturday is the engagement ceremony, is there any way I could get the dress for that day here as well?" "Of course!" "But are you getting engaged next week?" "Then the length of the engagement is only three weeks." "It's an engagement ceremony we can't avoid having because the adults want it." "Ah, yes, for some reason, adults are sticklers about that." "Right this way." "The dress shop is on that side." "Isn't it a relief that Jun Ha's friend is a wedding coordinator?" "This is a common problem in children who develop late." "It'll taper off as he grows older, so it seems that prescribed medication would be best to prevent something from happening to him." "I told you I could bring him alone." "Are you going to keep being like that?" "Why do you keep making a person sad?" "Your treatment of us is frankly burdensome, Team Leader." "You know you're being really mean, right?" "I have to pee!" "Oh, there's the bathroom." "Aren't you at least supposed to try and listen to what I'm saying to you?" "Why should I listen to something I shouldn't be hearing?" "You're not unhappy with anything, right?" "Yes, it seems to fit well." "Does all of that company's women have great bodies?" "Not too long ago, Jin Pal Gang tried on a wedding dress here as well." "Do you know her?" "An FC named Jin Pal Gang." "Jin Pal Gang came here too?" "Yes, Jun Ha introduced me to her to tell me about insurance policies." "Even though he's been my friend for a while, he wasn't the type to introduce me to anyone like that so it was a bit odd." "I was curious to see what Jun Ha's feelings were towards her, so I had Jin Pal Gang put on a wedding dress and I showed her to him." "I actually like Jun Ha a lot." "Hello?" "You're going to like how your bride-to-be looks." "Where did he go?" "He ran out after receiving a phone call." "Pa Rang!" "Pa Rang!" "Pa Rang!" "Pa Rang!" "Go that way and I'll go this way, Pal Gang." "Okay!" "Have you seen a little boy this tall?" "Pa Rang!" "Pa Rang!" "Pa Rang!" "Pa Rang!" "Pa Rang!" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "Pa Rang!" "Pa Rang!" "Pa Rang!" "Ahjussi!" "Hey, you rascal!" "What happened to you?" "!" "I got lost." "Then you should've called your noona, why did you call me?" "Are you actually lost?" "You rascal... what's wrong?" "I'm not actually lost." "I did this because I had something I wanted to tell you, Ahjussi." "Ahjussi, don't marry another woman." "Brought to you by WITH S2 Written In The Heavens Subbing Squad" "Main Translator: soluna413 Spot Translators: songbird, ai*" "Timer: julier Editor/QC: puela" "Coordinators: mily2, ay_link" "My noona loves you though." "How do you know that?" "She said that the biggest star seemed like it was you." "You seem childish but you're quite conniving, aren't you Jin Pal Gang?" "From now on, I'll make sure you don't have to endure something like that again." "I work at the East Sea Kang Ha Shop." "If you go there and ask, they'll tell you where I live." "They found out where I was." "When I find them, I suppose I have to do the same thing as the Jin Se Yoon couple?" "It's over already?" "Open the door!" "Is anyone there?" "Open the door!" "My baby is..." | {
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"# Out there There's a world outside of Yonkers #" "# Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby #" "# There's a slick town, Barnaby #" "# Out there Full of shine and full of sparkle #" "# Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby #" "# Listen, Barnaby #" "# Put on your Sunday clothes There's lots of world out there #" "# Get out the brilliantine and dime cigars #" "# We're gonna find adventure in the evening air #" "# Girls in white in a perfumed night #" "# Where the lights are bright as the stars #" "# Put on your Sunday clothes We're gonna ride through town #" "# In one of those new horsedrawn open cars #" "# We'll see the shows at Delmonico's #" "# And we'll close the town in a whirl #" "# And we won't come home until we've kissed a girl #" "#... ride through town #" "# In one of those new horsedrawn open cars #" "# We'll see the shows at Delmonico's... #" "# And we won't come home until we've kissed a girl #" "Oh!" "Huh." 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"# That you feel as fine as you look #" "# And we'll recall #" "Wow!" "# When time runs out #" "Ahh." "Whoa." "# That it only # # took a moment # # to be loved # # a whole life # # long #" "# And that is all # # that love's about #" "Uh-oh." "Oh... #... a moment #" "# to be loved # # a whole life #" "# long #" "Aw!" "Whoa!" "Whoa." "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Huh?" "Whoa!" "Ha!" "Aha!" "Uh..." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Ooh!" "Who are you?" "Who are you?" "Who are you?" "# Hold me close and hold me fast #" "# The magic spell you cast #" "# This is la vie en rose #" "# When you kiss me heaven sighs #" "# And though I close my eyes #" "# I see la vie en rose #" "Whoa!" "# When you press me to your heart #" "# I'm in a world apart #" "# A world where roses bloom #" "# And when you speak Angels sing from above #" "# Everyday words seem to turn into love songs #" "Hmm." "Uh-oh." "Huh?" "Directive?" "Oh!" "Directive?" "Ta-da!" "Ooh!" " Directive?" " Directive?" "Classified." "Oh." "Name?" "WALL-E." "WALL-E." "WALL-E." "EVE." "EVE." "E..." "Ah!" ""EVE." "EVE."" "EVE." "EVE." ""EVE."" "EVE..." "EVE!" "EVE!" "EVE!" "WALL-E!" "WALL-E!" "Oh." "EVE." "Ooh!" "# Here is a little song I wrote # #... note for note Don't worry #" "# Be happy #" "Here." "Look." "Pop." "You pop." "Ooh!" "Oops." "# Monday in your Sunday #" "Ooh!" "# No Monday in your Sunday clothes #" "# Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out #" "# Strut down the street and have your picture took #" "# Dressed like a dream Your spirits seem to turn about #" "# That Sunday shine is a certain sign #" "# That you feel as fine as you look #" "#... new down to your toes #" "# Get out your feathers Your patent leathers #" "# Your beads and buckles and bows #" "WALL-E?" "Whoa!" "Uh-oh!" "Whoa!" "Uh..." "Ha!" "Ooh!" "Oh!" "# And that is all # # that love's about #" "# And we'll recall #" "# When time runs out #" "# That it only #" "Ooh!" "# took a moment # # to be loved #" "EVE!" "# a whole life # # long #" "Hmm?" "Ooh!" "Whoa." "EVE." "EVE?" "EVE!" "EVE!" "EVE!" "Whoa!" "Ah!" "Uh-oh." "EVE!" "EVE!" "EVE!" "EVE!" "No!" "Whoa!" "EVE." "Whoa!" "Oh!" "Uh-oh." "Oh!" "EVE." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "EVE." "Oh!" "Foreign contaminant." "Oh!" "Uh-oh." "Foreign contaminant." " Whoa!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Huh?" "EVE!" "Huh?" "Foreign contaminant." "EVE." "EVE!" "I've been in my cabin all morning, so let's hover over to the driving range and hit a few virtual balls into space." "No, we did that yesterday." "I don't want to do that." " Well, then what do you want to do?" " I don't know." "Something." "Whoa!" "Look, I'm tired of having the same argument over and over." "Bot, over here." "Whoa!" "I'm in a tunnel." "I can't hear you." " There you are." "Buy N Large." "Everything you need to be happy." "Your day is very important to us." "Hey, drink-bot." "Here, take the cup." "Hey, take the cup!" " Whoa!" " Uh-oh." "Please remain stationary." "A service-bot will be here to assist you momentarily." "Stewards!" "Hello!" " Please remain stationary." " Help." "A service-bot will be here to assist you momentarily." "What's that?" "What's going on?" "WALL-E." "Uh..." " John." " EVE?" "Uh, no." "John." "EVE!" "Bye, WALL-E." ""A" is for Axiom, your home sweet home." ""B" is for Buy N Large, your very best friend." "Mmm!" "Time for lunch in a cup." "Feel beautiful." " It's the new you." "Stunning." " You look great." " I know, honey." "Men." " Men." "Attention, Axiom shoppers." "Try blue." "It's the new red." "Ooh!" "Love blue." "Date?" "Don't get me started on the date." "Every holo-date I have been on has been a virtual disaster." "If I could just meet one, one who wasn't so superficial." "There are no good men out there." "I know." "I know because I've..." "What the..." "Whoa!" "Huh?" "Yoo-hoo." "WALL-E." "Uh..." " Mary." " EVE." "Huh?" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh." "Um, sure." "You go ahead." "EVE." "Shade!" "I didn't know we had a pool!" "AUTO:" "Captain, you are needed on the bridge." "All hands on deck!" "BEAUTICIAN-BOT:" "Morning." "Just a trim?" "#... find adventure in the evening air #" "BEAUTICIAN-BOT:" "Uh-huh." "I see." "I know, honey." "I know." "I'm good, I am good." "You look gorgeous." "Oh!" "#... horsedrawn open cars #" " AUTO:" "Sir?" " Coffee." "Sir, the annual..." "Protocol, Auto." "First things first." "Computer, status report." " Mechanical systems." " COMPUTER:" "Unchanged." " Reactor core temperature." " Unchanged." " Passenger count." " Unchanged." " Regenerative food buffet." " Unchanged." " Jacuzzi pH balance." " Unchanged." " Atmospheric conditions." " Unchanged." " AUTO:" "Captain." " Laundry service volume." " Unchanged." " Okay, Auto." " Sir, the annual reconnaissance..." " 12:30!" "Auto, why didn't you wake me for morning announcements?" "Honestly, it's the one thing I get to do on this ship." "Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom." "As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny and..." "Oh, I see the ship's log is showing that today is our 700th anniversary of our five-year cruise." "Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we'd be doing the exact same thing they were doing." "Fore!" "So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your "free" "" septuacentennial cupcake in a cup."" "Wow, look at that!" "Also today we have a..." "Hey, Auto, what's that flashing button?" "Captain, Probe One has returned positive." "Positive?" "EVE." "But no probe's ever come back positive before." "# Buy N Large #" "Greetings and congratulations, Captain." "If you are seeing this, that means your Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator, or EVE probe, has returned from Earth with a confirmed specimen of ongoing photosynthesis." "That's right." "It means it's time to go back home." "Home?" "We're going back?" "Now that Earth has been restored to a life-sustaining status, by golly, we can begin Operation Recolonize." "Simply follow this manual's instructions to place the plant in your ship's holo-detector and the Axiom will immediately navigate your return to Earth." " It's that easy." " Huh!" "Now, due to the effects of microgravity, you and your passengers may have suffered some slight bone loss." "But I'm sure a few laps around the ship's jogging track will get you back in shape in no time." "We have a jogging track?" "If you have any further questions, just consult your operation manual." "See you back home real soon." ""Operate Manuel."" "Uh..." "Manuel, relay instructions." "Manuel?" "Wow." "Will you look at that?" "Let's see." "Huh?" "EVE." "WALL-E!" "EVE." "Well, let's open her up." ""Step one." "Voice command, 'Confirm acquisition.'"" ""Step one." "Voice command, 'Confirm acquisition.'"" "Confirm acquisition." "CAPTAIN:" " Ooh!" "Voice authorization required." " Uh..." " Uh..." "Accepted." "Ooh." " Where's the thingy?" " Plant." "Plant." "Right." "Right." "Where is it?" "Maybe we missed a step." " Show me how you change..." " Plant." " Okay." " WALL-E." "WALL-E!" " EVE?" " Plant!" "Why don't you scan her to be sure?" "Contains no specimen." "Probe's memory is faulty." " So then, we're not going to Earth?" " Negative." "I guess things go back to normal, huh?" "Correct, Captain." " Well, false alarm!" " False alarm." "The probe must be defective." "GO-4, send her to the repair ward, and have them run diagnostics on her." "Make sure she's not..." "Ah!" "WALL-E." "Have, uh, WALL-E cleaned." "Yoo-hoo!" "EVE." "Analyze." "Analysis." "Foreign contaminant." "Substance is a three-phase system composed of various combinations of naturally derived solids." "Subject is most commonly referred to as soil, dirt, or earth." ""Earth"?" "Hmm." "Define "earth."" "Earth, the surface of the world as distinct from the sky or sea." "Wow." "Define "sea."" "Sea, an expanse of salt water that covers most of the Earth's surface and surrounds its landmasses." "Foreign contaminant." "Whoa!" "EVE." "Whoa!" "Just a trim?" "You look gorgeous." "Fore!" "Fore!" "Fore!" "EVE!" "Clear, clear, clear." "Whoa!" "Ooh!" "Whoa!" "EVE!" "EVE!" "Ah!" "WALL-E." "WALL-E!" "WALL-E!" "Oh, my." "Halt!" "WALL-E!" "Caution." "Rogue robots." "Caution." "Rogue robots." "Caution." "Rogue robots." "WALL-E!" "Halt!" "Halt!" "Caution." "Rogue robots." "WALL-E!" "Clear." "Ooh!" "Caution." "Rogue robots." "Uh-oh." "EVE." "EVE?" "Earth." "Earth." "Oh!" "Ah." "Directive." "WALL-E." "WALL-E!" "Uh-oh." "Plant!" "WALL-E." " EVE." " WALL-E!" "Cruising speed." "You are now free to move about the cabin." "Huh?" "Oh!" "Twenty seconds to self-destruct." "Ten seconds to self-destruct." "Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four," "three, two..." "No." "No." "EVE!" "WALL-E!" "Whoa!" "WALL-E!" "Oh!" "EVE." "WALL-E." "EVE." "WALL-E!" "WALL-E." "Whee!" "Oh, so many stars." "Oh." " Hey!" "Hey!" "That's what's -his-name!" " Hey!" "What the..." " Look!" "Look at that." " Huh?" "What?" "Hey." "I know that guy." "It's, uh, WALL-E." " Hey, WALL-E!" "It's your buddy John." " Hi, WALL-E!" "Hi." "Hi." "Define "hoedown."" "Hoedown, a social gathering at which lively dancing would take place." "Auto, Earth is amazing!" "These are called "farms."" "Humans would put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow food, like pizza." "Good night, Captain." "Psst!" "Computer." "Define "dancing."" "Dancing, a series of movements involving two partners where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music." "Uh-huh." "Uh..." "EVE." "Home." "Uh-oh." "The lido deck is now closing." "The lido deck is now closing." " Stop that." " Make me." "I didn't know we had a pool." "No splashing." "No diving." " Oh, go on." " No splashing." "No..." "EVE." "#... it only takes a moment #" "Shh!" "Directive." "Prepare for landing." ""We're here, everybody."" ""Yay, Captain!" "Captain, we're home!" "It's so beautiful!"" ""No." "It's nothing." "I was pleased to do this." ""It's all about you people." "It's not about me."" "How?" "How did you find it?" "We can go back home!" "For the first time!" " What's it like now?" " Oh!" "No, no, no." "Don't tell me." "I want to see for myself." "Wait." "That doesn't look like Earth." "Where's the blue sky?" "Where's the grass?" "#..." "Sunday clothes when you feel down and out #" "I know that song." "# Strut down the street and have your picture took #" "They're, um, dancing." "Yes, dancing." "# That Sunday shine is a certain sign That you feel as fine as you look #" "# Beneath your parasol... #" "You made it somehow, huh, little guy?" "You didn't give up, did you?" "Okay, then." "Come on." "Wait a minute." "#... when time runs out #" "# That it only... #" "Huh?" "EVE?" "EVE!" "Uh-oh!" "WALL-E." "EVE." "EVE." "EVE." "Pathetic." "EVE." "EVE!" "Oh!" "Huh?" "Foreign contaminant." "There you go, little guy." "You came a long way for a drink of water." "Just needed someone to look after you, that's..." "We have to go back." " Auto, come down here." " Aye, aye, sir." "WALL-E." "WALL-E." "Auto, EVE found the plant." "Fire up the holo-detector." "Not necessary, Captain." "You may give it to me." " You know what?" "I should do it myself." " Captain." "Sir, I insist you give me the plant." " Auto, get out of my way." " We cannot go home." " What are you talking about?" "Why not?" " That is classified, Captain." " Give me the plant." " What do you mean, "classified"?" "You don't keep a secret from the captain." "Give me the plant." " Tell me what's classified." " The plant." "Tell me, Auto!" "That's an order." "Aye, aye, sir." "# Buy N Large is your superstore We got all you need #" "Just cut it off, will you?" "Hey, there, autopilots." "Got some bad news." "Um..." "Operation Cleanup has, well, failed." "Wouldn't you know, rising toxicity levels have made life unsustainable on Earth." ""Unsustainable"?" "What?" "Darn it all, we're going to have to cancel Operation Recolonize." "So, just stay the course." "Um..." "Rather than try and fix this problem, it'll just be easier for everyone to remain in space." ""Easier"?" " Huh?" " Sir, time to go." "Okay." "I'm giving Override Directive A 113." "Go to full autopilot." "Take control of everything, and do not return to Earth." "Repeat, do not return to Earth." "Let's get the heck out of here." "Now, the plant." "No." "Wait a minute." "Computer, when was that message sent out to the Axiom?" "Message received in the year 2110." "That's..." "That's nearly 700 years ago!" "Auto, things have changed!" "We've got to go back." "Sir, orders are "do not return to Earth."" "But life is sustainable now." "Look at this plant." "Green and growing." " It's living proof he was wrong." " Irrelevant, Captain." "What?" "It's completely relevant!" "Out there is our home." "Home, Auto." "And it's in trouble." "I can't just sit here and do nothing." "That's all I've ever done." "That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done." "Nothing!" "On the Axiom you will survive." " I don't want to survive." "I want to live!" " Must follow my directive." "I'm the captain of the Axiom." "We are going home today." "GO-4?" "Hey!" "That's not..." "This is mutiny!" "EVE, arrest him." "EVE, you are to put this plant straight in the holo-detector." "No!" "Huh?" " EVE?" " WALL-E!" "EVE!" " Oh!" " WALL-E, the plant!" " WALL-E!" " Over here." "Throw it." "Ahhh!" "EVE!" "Give me the plant." "WALL-E!" "All communications are terminated." "You are confined to quarters." "No!" "Mutiny!" "Mutiny!" "WALL-E?" "Caution." "Activating airlock disposal." "WALL-E!" "Activating airlock disposal." "WALL-E?" "Ah!" "Ah!" "EVE." "WALL-E!" "Caution." "Activating airlock disposal." "Activating airlock disposal." "WALL-E!" "Foreign contaminant." "Whoa!" "Whoa." "WALL-E." "Huh?" "All clean." "All clean." "WALL-E." "M-O." " M-O?" " M-O." "M-O." "Mmm?" "Mmm." "Directive." "Directive." "Earth." "Earth." " Earth." " Earth." "Earth?" "Earth!" " M-O." " WALL-E!" "Wrong." "Please hold." "We are currently having..." "EVE!" "Whoops." "Caution." "Rogue robots." "That style suits you." "Clear." "Caution." "Rogue robots." "Caution." "Rogue robots." " Not possible." " Caution." "Rogue robots." "Auto!" "Auto!" "Mutiny." "Mutiny." "Stupid wheel." "Caution." "Rogue robots." "Caution." "Rogue robots." "Caution." "Rogue robots." "The plant!" "We'll see who's powerless now." "Testing, testing." "Is this thing on?" "This is the captain." "I am locked in my room." "EVE, WALL-E, bring the plant to the lido deck." "I'll have activated the holo-detector." "Now, hurry." " Auto's probably going to cut me off..." " Halt." "Ah!" "Halt." "Oh, my." "Clear." "Oh!" "Halt, halt." " Look what I got, Auto." " Not possible." "That's right." "The plant." "You want it?" "Come and get it, blinky." "No." "Captain?" "Captain?" "Let go." " Let go." " Too heavy for you?" "Huh?" "Get off." "You're not getting away from me, one-eye." " Get off." " Is that all you got?" "Halt." " That's it." "A little closer." " Cease and desist." " Not good." " Got you." "Whoa!" "Remain calm." "Remain calm." "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking." "We're having a slight malfunction with the autopilot." "Please remain calm." "Ah!" "Enough." "Hey." "What?" "John?" "Whoa!" "No!" "No, no, no!" "I gotcha!" "John, get ready to have some kids!" "Look out!" " Ah!" "Oh!" "No." "WALL-E!" "No!" "Uh-oh." "Oh, no!" "Auto?" "WALL-E!" "Auto, you are relieved of duty." "No." "Plant!" "Plant!" "Foreign contaminant." "Plant!" " EVE!" "Plant origin verified." "WALL-E." "Course set for Earth." "Ten seconds to hyper-jump." "Nine..." " No." " ... eight..." " WALL-E!" " ... seven, six, five, four..." "Oh, no." "WALL-E." "... three, two, one, zero." "WALL-E!" "WALL-E." "EVE!" "Huh?" "WALL-E." "EVE." "Ooh!" "WALL-E?" "Ooh!" "# Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out #" "WALL-E?" "WALL-E." "WALL-E!" " EVE?" " WALL-E?" "EVE!" "# And that is all #" "# That love's about #" "Whee!" " You're kidding!" "Go, go, go." "Go, go." "# And we'll recall When time runs out #" "This is called farming!" "You kids are going to grow all kinds of plants." "Vegetable plants." "Pizza plants!" "It's good to be home!" "# Took a moment # # to be loved # # a whole life # # long #" "# Did you think that your feet had been bound #" "# By what gravity brings to the ground?" "#" "# Did you feel you were tricked by the future you picked?" "#" "# Well, come on down #" "# All these rules don't apply When you're high in the sky #" "# So come on down #" "# Come on down #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# There's no better place to go #" "# We got snow up on the mountains #" "# We got rivers down below #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# We hear the birds sing in the trees #" "# And the land will be looked after #" "# We'll send the seeds out in the breeze #" "# Did you think you'd escaped from routine #" "# By changing the script and the scene?" "#" "# Despite all you made of it #" "# You're always afraid of the change #" "# You've got a lot on your chest #" "# Well, you can come as my guest #" "# So come on down #" "# Come on down #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# There's no better place to go #" "# We got snow up on the mountains #" "# We got rivers down below #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# We hear the birds sing in the trees #" "# And the land will be looked after #" "# We'll send the seeds out in the breeze #" "# Like the fish in the ocean #" "# We felt at home in the sea #" "# We learned to live off the good land #" "# We learned to climb up a tree #" "# Then we got up on two legs #" "# But we wanted to fly #" "# And when we messed up our homeland #" "# We set sail for the sky #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# There's no better place to go #" "# We got snow up on the mountains #" "# We got rivers down below #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# We hear the birds sing in the trees #" "# And the land will be looked after #" "# We'll send the seeds out in the breeze #" "# We're coming down #" "# Coming down to Earth #" "# Like babies at birth #" "# Coming down to Earth #" "# We define new priorities #" "# These are extraordinary qualities #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# There's no better place to go #" "# We got snow up on the mountains #" "# We got rivers down below #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# We hear the birds sing in the trees #" "# And the land will be looked after #" "# We send the seeds out in the breeze #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# There's no better place to go #" "# We got snow up on the mountains #" "# We got rivers down below #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# We hear the birds sing in the trees #" "# And the land will be looked after #" "# We send the seeds out in the breeze #" "# We define new priorities #" "# These are extraordinary qualities #" "# To find on Earth #" "# To find on Earth #" "# To find on Earth #" | {
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"♪♪" "♪ When I need to replace her ♪" "♪ I am the mind eraser ♪" "♪ Anything goes ♪" "♪ Yeah ♪" "♪ Anything goes ♪" "♪ But, oh ♪" "♪ Deep down ♪" "♪ I can't let go ♪" "♪ Oh... ♪" "♪ Don't let it be over ♪" "♪ Over, oh, oh ♪" "♪ No... ♪" "♪ Don't let it be over ♪" "♪ Let it be over... ♪" "(grunts, exhales, sniffs)" "Bingo." "(laughter)" "The game is punto banco." "Baccarat." "We do not say "bingo" here." "Oh, we don't." "Uh..." "All right." "Slide me one of those." "(laughter)" "Your luck is finally running out." "Six at the bank." "And... nine." "(crowd gasps, groans)" "CROUPIER:" "Pot goes to the winner." "(laughing):" "Can you believe that!" "Do you know who I am?" "Do you know what I do?" "Sure." "Yeah, yeah." "You, uh... (mock European accent):" "play baccarat." "Why don't I... just cash out." "I'm sure you'll get better hands when we play next time." "How about... (crowd murmuring) ...this hand." "I'm not... really in favor of that hand." "Well, I want a chance to win my money back." "Tell you what... why don't I buy you a drink?" "In fact, drinks for everybody." "(crowd clamoring)" "♪ Oh... ♪" "♪ Don't let it be over ♪" "(woman laughing) - ♪ Over, oh... ♪" "Come on." "We've got to go." " Come on." " Okay, let's get out of here." "All right." "(man laughs)" " WOMAN:" "Go!" "WOMAN (laughs):" "Oh!" "What a rush." "Oh, hey, did you get what you need?" "Almost." "(man chuckles)" "(giggles)" "Hey." "Relentless, aren't they?" "Hey, got your gun?" "Mm-hmm." "All right." "(gunshot echoes)" "FLACK:" "Our vic is a Caucasian female, looks to be mid to late 20s." "Single gunshot wound to the abdomen." "TAYLOR:" "No jewelry." "Empty purse." "Looks like a robbery." "Also, there's no driver's license, but I found this." "It's an FBI badge." "Natasha Fatale." "Yeah." "I checked with the Rocky and Bullwinkle agent database." "No hits." "And then there's this." "A .38 not so special." "It's a starter's pistol." "Fake I.D., fake gun... real murder." "(gunshot, woman grunts)" "♪ Out here in the fields ♪" "♪ I fight for my meals ♪" "♪ I get my back into my living ♪" "♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪" "♪ Yeah!" "I'll be glad ♪" "♪ When you're dead, you rascal, you ♪" "♪ I'll be glad ♪" "♪ When you're dead, you rascal, you ♪" "♪ When you're dead and in your grave ♪" "♪ No more women will you crave ♪" "♪ I'll be glad when you're dead ♪" "♪ You rascal, you ♪" "♪Oh!" "♪" "♪♪" "♪♪" "♪ I'll be glad when you're dead ♪" "♪ You rascal, you. ♪" "Perps don't seem to be masters at throwing away evidence." "Boris Badenov." "Another fake I.D. badge." "What were our vics involved in?" "And why did the robbers kill Natasha but take Boris?" "(elevator bell dings)" " Hey, Sid." " Hey." "Looking over our vic," "I can't help but consider the irony of her chosen name:" "Natasha Fatale." "I ran her prints." "No hits." "Our victim remains a Jane Doe for now." "Our C.0.D." "is massive internal hemorrhaging caused by a single gunshot wound from what appears to be a nine-millimeter round." "So our Jane Doe bled out in that alley." "Definitely not a gentle way to go into that good night." "I also found this... on her dress." "Took a look under the microscope." "Morphological properties are consistent with it being a tooth fragment, partially covered in soil." "Not sure if it's animal or human, but it definitely doesn't belong to our vic." "HAWKES:" "Okay." "Finally... regarding our female victim, are you a T man or an A man?" "Toes or ankles?" "Okay, I gotta say toes." "As am I." "Which is why, for a woman who, from all appearances, took excellent care of herself" "I found this to be odd." "HAWKES:" "I've heard of green thumbs" "but orange toes?" " Our victim has micro-abrasions on her feet, consistent with running barefoot, but also has what appear to be a series of chemical burns on her toes." "(sizzling)" "I swabbed a sample of her skin." "Might help us literally retrace her steps." "Maybe figure out where she came from." "And who she is." "♪♪" "♪ Out on the back porch ♪" "♪ You say ♪" "♪ Tonight ♪" "♪ We bring our pocket ♪" "♪ Our pocketknives ♪" "♪ You wanna fight me ♪" "♪ You want to fight ♪" "♪ Walk through the fire ♪" "♪ Walk till it gets light ♪" "♪ There is no hiding ♪" "♪ To save your life... ♪" "(indistinct chatter, phones ringing)" "(computer beeping, blipping)" "(sighs)" "(rapid blipping)" "I tested the blood on the men's dress shoe." "It is Natasha's." "The shoe must have came off Boris when the thieves carried him out." "Who's that guy?" "LINDSAY:" "I don't know, but every picture in Natasha's lipstick camera features him." "DANNY:" "So what's our double for Minnesota Fats got to do with this?" "HAWKES:" "Looks like he's playing baccarat." "That's a high-stakes money game." "If our two vics were gambling, it could be the reason they were robbed." "Yeah, and by the looks of that nine-millimeter, they were gambling with the wrong guy." "Yeah, that's why I'm doing an image search." "I'm hoping he has a mug shot somewhere." "All right, while you're doing that, Doc and I are making progress." " Mm-hmm." " All right, Cagney and Lacey, what do you got?" "According to the GC-MS, the chemicals on Natasha's feet show peaks for dyhydroxyacetone, which is a skin-coloring agent, that's used in sunless tanning." "LINDSAY:" "That explains the orange toes." "But how many tanning salons are there in New York?" "I got it." "I got it." "In the bottom of Boris's shoe, we found brown trace." "Now, It's a combination of shredded beef, curry, and tomato sauce, which is also known as..." " Oxtail soup." " We figure that Boris and Natasha were on foot before they ran into the thieves, right?" "HAWKES:" "So we searched a five-block radius from the crime scene, and you know what?" "Three blocks away, there is a tanning salon." "DANNY:" "Right next door to a Jamaican restaurant." "That sells oxtail soup?" "BOTH:" "Boom." "(laughs)" "Friend of mine jogs in her bare feet." "She keeps asking me to join her." "I don't think so." "Well, analysis of our trace suggests our vics walked through this alley before they met the robbers." "Don?" "Red sequin here." "Same as the shawl Natasha was wearing." "There's even more over there." "Must have got caught on the door on the way out." "(bluesy music playing inside)" "MAN:" "The game is punto banco." "Baccarat." "We do not say "go fish" here." "You know who I am." "You know what I do." "No." "But I'd like to hear all about it." "You police are all the same." "You come into my establishment, and you try to give me orders." "But what you should know by now is there's only one thing that gives orders:" "intestinal fortitude." "Chill out, man." "This is a part of the script." "What are you doing?" "(squeaking)" "Dude, I'm just an actor." "My name's Lonnie Tucci." "I live in the Bronx, drive a cab, never been convicted of anything." "I don't even smoke." "You can take that to the bank." "I don't know anything about any homicide, and I don't know where that guy is." "Then what was all this about?" "The GoGame." "It's a scavenger hunt." "Two person teams complete missions at different locations." "First team to finish it in Brooklyn wins." "The code name for this week's game was "Brooklyn Till I Die."" "But nobody meant that to be literal." "This is all part of the GoGame?" "It's the third mission of 12." "Everyone's an actor except the two people playing the GoGame." "I don't even know the players' real names." "I just show up when I'm told like everyone else." "For this version of the GoGame, the players assume the identity of film noir undercover FBI agents." "That's why they had fake badges." "And that's why she had an old-fashioned lipstick camera." "Even my beef with them was part of the game." "At my stop, the backroom baccarat joint, their mission was to get surveillance photos of the resident crime boss." "Which, in this case, was you." "So what about the money?" "Everyone in the GoGame knew these two had loose cash on them." "They knew where they were headed." "You think one of us maybe set them up to get robbed?" "(scoffs)" "Not unless we was trying to get fake rich." "The cash we use... it's only good for the GoGame." "I know times are tough, but it doesn't make sense for anyone in the game to rob our vics for fake cash." "Our robbers may not have known the cash was fake." "May have just seen a well-dressed couple and decided to go after them." "It's a fax from the GoGame offices." "Their registration forms list I.D.s for our vics." "TAYLOR:" "Says Natasha's real name is Michelle Lewis." "And Boris is..." "Preston Seville, Jr." "FLACK:" "Same Seville, Jr." "of the hedge fund empire?" "His father's a billionaire." "That ring on his finger, it's a family heirloom." "I wear one myself." "DANVILLE:" "I know this isn't easy, Mr. Seville." "You just need to know that we're gonna do everything in our power to get your son back." "Detective Danville, I don't need reassurances." "I want to know what you plan to do." "The first thing that needs to happen is for you and I to have open and honest communication." "Well, as I've already said, aside from receiving that package," "I haven't heard anything from anyone." "Is there anyone in your professional or personal life that might have had something to do with this?" "I wish I could say no." "The fact is, it's not that I don't know anyone willing to do this;" "it's that I know too many." "What about your son?" "Have there been any threats against him?" " No." " Any associations of his we need to know anything about?" "When he was abducted, he was with a woman named Michelle Lewis." "That poor girl who was killed." "I never met that girl." "I've never met a lot of my son's friends." "When's the last time you saw your son?" "We haven't seen eye to eye in many years." "What does that mean exactly?" "It means I raised him as well as I could." "And I offer no excuses." "Give me a break." "You kidding me?" "I don't care if you are FBI, you don't have clearance to come in here." "Excuse me." " There a problem?" " Detective Mac Taylor?" "Yeah." "Gerald Branson, FBI." "24-hour presumption says if our kidnappers stay in state," "NYPD takes the lead." "But if you're okay with it, we'd like to pitch in." "We have monitoring technology that'll help if and when these kidnappers try to communicate again." "We can use all the help we can get." "These your guys?" "Nah, these two are personal security detail." "They say Mr. Seville called them himself." "According to the house attendant, nobody saw who delivered that package." "Somebody just left it on the stoop and walked away." "Well, considering who Seville, Jr. is, these kidnappers may have been keeping tabs on him for a while." "We find these kidnappers, we find our killers." "Right." "Hey, Jo." "Sid sent up the blood sample from the severed finger." "The DNA was a match to the secondary sample we got from Mr. Seville." "It's definitely his son's finger?" "Yeah, the good news, though, is that when I looked at the blood under the microscope, the cells hadn't lysed yet." "Intact blood cells means there's a good chance that our vic's finger was cut off while he was alive." "Yeah." "Can you imagine what Mr. Seville must be going through?" "I don't know what I would do if anyone ever took Lucy." "I would give my right arm to have her back." "As endearing as that sounds, please, let's just have one severed appendage at a time." "(chuckles)" "I don't know if this will help us with our killers, but based on the crushing pattern on the upper and the underside of the bone," "I'm thinking that the instrument used to sever the finger was scissors, shears, or bolt cutters." "(muffled yelling)" "(crunching, screaming)" "That had to hurt." "Definitely." "I also found some trace on the finger." "Ran it through GC-MS." "I got a mixture of eggshells and sea kelp." " Odd." " Maybe if I can figure out where that mix came from, it might lead us somewhere." "Okay." "Keep me posted." "Hey, brother." "I followed up on our murder victim Michelle Lewis." "According to her tax records, she was a kindergarten teacher." "All right, looks like she was anything but a femme fatal, huh?" "Yeah, this Natasha persona was a serious makeover for her." "I mean, she was wearing a dress that cost a third of her annual salary." "So you got a kindergarten teacher with the son of a billionaire." "Kind of an odd couple." "Well, till you consider his background." "Seville, Jr. was arrested twice for disturbing the peace while protesting against Wall Street businesses." "Tiny bit of contrast, considering who his father is." " Yeah." " Said you had something else?" "Yeah." "I went over the tooth fragment Sid found." "Turns out it's a human tooth." "So I took a sample of the pulp, ran the DNA through CODIS." "Got a hit for" "Cindy Allen." "And get this." "Says here she was murdered" "in 1982 by Lambert Jones." " Yeah, Lambert murdered 26 people in five states." "Put him on death row at Colorado supermax prison." "(sighs)" "So, what does an imprisoned serial killer and his victim have to do with our kidnapping?" "(phone ringing)" "SEVILLE, SR." "Seville residence." "MAN (distorted):" "We have your son." "Ransom is $4 million." "Split it evenly into four bags, $100 bills." "No consecutive serial numbers, no new bills." "No marked bills, no tracking devices." "Deliver the money to the following four locations:" "Bronx Square;" "Queens College parking lot;" "the bus stop on 23rd and Broadway;" "and Metrano's Cafe in Brooklyn." "You will then receive further instructions." "Where is my son?" "I want to speak to him." "Deliver the money in two hours, or your son is dead." "(Click)" "We need the location that call was made from." "Two hours isn't much time." "You got that?" "Considering the hard deadline, this looks like a one-shot deal, so, I think our best chance of getting Preston Jr. back is to pay that ransom." "We follow the money, we might get to him and our killers." "SEVILLE, SR.:" "I'm not paying one damn cent." "With all due respect, Mr. Seville, these kidnappers aren't playing around." "The next package may include a lot more than a finger." "This is about principles." "Most people inherit their fortunes, but I built mine from the ground up, and no two-bit thugs are taking a dime from me." "Isn't it a given, your son's lying somewhere with nine fingers, you pay that ransom?" "Obviously, Mr. Seville's relationship with his son is more complex than it looks." "We were able to trace the ransom call to a pay phone in Staten Island." "Unfortunately, no one was there to see who made it." "These kidnappers know what they're doing." "Except a few things don't add up." "The abduction of Seville Jr. was sloppy." "They left a dead body behind, and a host of evidence." "So, why, all of a sudden, are they a well-oiled machine?" "I mean, you have to wonder about the ransom demand, because Seville's worth more than $4 million." "Why not ask for more money?" "Could be all they need, especially if they're in a hurry, which would explain the hard deadline." "Why the four bags in four locations?" "BRANSON:" "Two perps killed Michelle Lewis and abducted Seville Jr." "Maybe they only plan on picking up two bags." "And leave another two million out there?" "Ask for four, walk away with two." "Sounds like a pretty good deal." "Yeah." "Regardless of their intentions, with or without Mr. Seville's full cooperation, our first priority is to get his son back alive." "This operation is a calculated gamble, but it's our best shot, considering the circumstances." "Four locations, four teams, four point officers." "With Mr. Seville refusing to front the ransom money, we're using our own real and simulated bills." "They're lined with GPS sensors." "Now, despite the callers' demands, we'll track these bags wherever they go." "Your support teams remain out of sight until the signal's given." "TAYLOR:" "Watch the bags." " Watch your surroundings." "(phone ringing)" "Jo." "Yeah, we're all set here." "If the kidnappers contact us again, we're ready." "(radio static crackles)" "(siren wailing)" "MAN:" "Taxi!" "Taxi!" "I'm in place." "Roger that." "In position, Mac." "I think I may have a bite here." "(groaning)" "Someone's grabbing the bag!" "Stop!" "Police!" "(grunts)" "Just take the bag, man!" "Don't hurt me!" " Don't hurt me!" " Don't move!" "(groaning)" " Don't move!" "Who are you?" "!" "Who sent you?" "!" "The what?" "!" "It's not my bag, man." "Don't me hurt, please." "God, I didn't do it." "It's not my bag." "Please don't hurt me." "I don't think this is our guy." "Yeah, come on." "Get up." "Let's go." "(man groaning)" "Listen, Mac, it ain't them." "Something's not right." "The deadline's passed." "I don't see a thing." "(whispering)" "Four locations, four teams, strategically placed across the city." "Yeah, stretching our manpower, thinning out the group back at home base where the main source of money is." "(g u n cocks)" "Dial that number." "Wire $4 million to this account." "You're one of them." "Do it." "They aren't picking up the money from us." "(phone ringing)" "Danville." "Okay." "Got it." "Mr. Seville?" "♪♪" "Jo..." "you okay?" " Yeah, I'm fine." "Fortunately, no one was hurt." "Everyone in that personal security detail was supposed to be checked out." "Mac, this guy knew the right thing to say, right thing to do, dressed like personal security." "He had the entry code to the house." "Used unfamiliar people to slip in and out." "That's how he pulled this thing off." "These guys tried this right under our noses." "Means they're either desperate or crazy." "Or professional." "You get a look at him?" "No, I didn't." "Mr. Seville did." "He said he didn't recognize the guys." "He's giving a composite description to the FBI." "TAYLOR:" "I want that image circulated to every precinct and media outlet in the city." "Good news is, we were able to interrupt before he wired anything into the kidnappers' account." "So they still want their money." "(phone ringing)" "Go!" "Seville residence." "MAN (distorted):" "Price has doubled." "Eight million." "We'll contact you with details." "Follow directions, or the next package will contain his head." "(Click)" "Just keep one thing in mind." "The people who took your son are motivated by greed." "He's only worth something to them alive." "What's up, Danny?" "All right, I got something here." "I been looking over the case files for this serial killer," " Lambert Jones." " Okay, this is one weird dude." "Buried all his bodies in his own backyard." "All of his murders, including Cindy Allen, took place in the Pacific Northwest." "There's nothing indicating that he ever visited New York City, or had any connection to the Seville family." "Okay, tell me there's a "but" here." "But I did some research and found an unlikely connection between Lambert Jones, Cindy Allen, and this store in Washington Heights." "You got to be kidding me." "♪♪" "These what I think they are?" "DANNY:" "Yeah, serial killer trading cards." "Who needs Mickey Mantle when you have Ted Bundy, right?" "Wow." "(Danny groans)" "DANNY:" "Crazy, huh?" "HAWKES:" "Yeah." "Welcome to Abramacabre." "Are you a Lambert head?" "A what?" "!" "Lambert Jones." "You're standing in his section." "We found you online." "Do you really sell personal items from serial killers?" "You say that like it's a bad thing." "Do you know what the subject is for most best-selling novels?" "The subject of serial killing." "It's a moneymaker." "So I opened this store for fans of the macabre." "Right." "Selling locks of Charlie Manson's hair." "HAWKES:" "Your Web site says that you offer soil samples from Lambert Jones' backyard, where he supposedly buried his victims." "As a matter of fact, we do, and for an extra five bucks, I will gift wrap the Lambert dirt for you." "Lambert dirt." "Need I remind you, it is not illegal to sell dirt." "No, it's just immoral and kind of despicable, not for nothing." "Someone gathers it for me, and I only sell it." "DANNY:" "Look, we found DNA from one of Mr. Jones's victims at our crime scene." "It's very possible that the remains came from this dirt." "Look, I keep a list of all my customers." "It's a small but loyal clientèle." "Here's everyone who's bought Lambert dirt, both the walk-ins and Internet buyers." "I'm printing it out for you." "There are 27 people on this list." "Well, like I said, it's a very popular item." "(printer whirring)" "Oh." "All right, thank you." "Another alibi checks out?" "Three of the customers who purchased Lambert dirt are currently serving time." "A fourth is in a hospital in Bulgaria." "Numbers five and six, you don't want to know." "I'm not having that much luck, either." "Although my alibis are a little different." "One customer was actually a housewife with four kids." "Makes you wonder if having a hobby is really that healthy." "Someone on this list is our kidnapper or knows our kidnapper." "I think I found something." "I processed the trace from the severed finger." "I remember, eggshells and sea kelp." "Right, I did a little research." "I found out it's a proprietary fertilizer that uses that mix." "It's sold exclusively to a greenhouse in Jersey." "TAYLOR:" "Pleasant Green Plant Observatory." "Right, so I cross-referenced their list of employees with the list of 27 from Abramacabre, and I found a common last name:" "Williams." "TAYLOR:" "Mabel Williams was a manager at Pleasant Green Plant Observatory." "And her son is number 15 on our list:" "Jake Williams." "I already called Flack." "Jake is out on parole, and he's using his mother's apartment as his parole address." "(sirens wailing)" "Move, move, move, move!" "(banging, crashing)" "(snoring)" "(muffled yelling)" "Ma!" "Enough with the snoring." "Damn it!" "(yelling)" "Get down now." "Get down!" "On the ground, down!" " All right, all right." " On the ground." "(snoring continues)" "Clear." "Not so fast, Ma." "Drop the gun." "The whole time, we thought it was the game." "Michelle had no idea." "Hey." "Relentless, aren't they?" " Got your gun?" " Mm-hmm." "Great costumes, guys." "Yeah, yeah, perfect look." "So, uh..." "How does this go, you know?" "W-W-What do you need us to do?" "Hands in the air, or put 'em up, you know?" "What?" "Break yo'self?" "This is such a cool game." "Well, are you guys gonna make a move or... not?" "(gunshot)" "(panting, groaning)" "Michelle?" "Michelle?" "I asked her to play." "She was really excited about it." "Planned for weeks." "I even bought the dress." "It was supposed to be fun." "Until it wasn't." "FLACK:" "Jacob Paul Williams." "Priors for a little bit of everything." "Armed robbery, assault with a deadly weapon..." "Do you realize how screwed you are?" "George Williams, you and your brother are quite a pair." "Yeah?" "We matched a bullet from Michelle Lewis's body to a nine-millimeter we found in your mother's closet." "It has your prints all over it." "We also found gardening shears with blood on them, that matches the tool marks on Seville, Jr.'s finger." "(sighs)" "Not to mention we have an eyewitness to Michelle's murder," "Seville, Jr. himself." "Honestly, pal, I don't even need a confession." "I'm just doing this for my own amusement." "Which is why I gotta know, you're a career criminal, you know how this works, so what on Earth possessed you to bring your kidnapping victim back to your mother's house?" "You saw my mother." "She's scarier than we are." "We're not killers." "That's not what we do." "We rob people." "Every Thursday night, we hit up Lower Manhattan." "Tuesday night, it's Brooklyn." "That's all we intended to do." "Then she pulled a gun." "Who are you guys?" "When we saw she was dead, we needed a way out of town." "So, you decided to add kidnapping to your list of smart decisions." "It was only after we saw his FBI badge." "We thought he was a federal agent until we saw the wallet." "Then I recognized the name, figured he could be, like, our ticket out of town." "You know, we could get the money from his father, and then just disappear." "Oh, now I'm curious." "You and your brother are about as smart as bait." "Makes your ransom drop plan a little inconsistent." "Why do you say that?" "Because it wasn't a stupid plan." "You almost had us." "So where'd you get the idea?" "Did you see it on TV or in a movie?" "No." "That plan came from Seville, Jr." "I told them what to wear." "I told them what to say." "I gave them the entry code to my father's house." "So you gave them everything they needed." "But why would you do that?" "Those bastards killed Michelle in front of me." "It's kind of screwed up, I guess, but..." "All that time I was sitting there, tied up, not sure if I was gonna live or die, one thing I was sure of, there was no way my father was gonna pay a dime of his hard-earned money to get me out of this." "(sighs)" "I told them they kidnapped the wrong guy." "I told them the only way my father would pay a ransom would be if he had a gun to his head." "That's a sad sentiment." "It's one I've grown accustomed to." "(sighs)" "Do you know why I played the GoGame?" "To get away from this name, this identity as a Seville." "I lost my finger, and Michelle lost her life." "Because I wanted so desperately to get away from my father." "What have I done?" "It's not about what you've done." "It's about what you do going forward." "♪♪" "(computer beeps)" "(sighs)" "WOMAN:" "Oh, Steven, you forgot your lunch!" "I've been slaving over a hot stove." "Thank you." "Thank you." " All right." " Bye." " Thanks for this." " Okay, don't trip." "Owe you this, Taylor." "Little sister makes a mean marinara sauce." "It's the best friend a patrolman ever had." "So that's the Christine you always talked about at the academy?" "STEVEN:" "She's gonna have her own restaurant one day." "Best cook in the world." "(mellow jazz plays)" "(chuckles)" "Look at you." "You look good." "Oh, you're sweet." "Well, I'm sure I look tired." "Heading up the crime lab will do that to you, I guess." "Hey, thanks for meeting me here." "Been a long time." "Honestly, I-I..." "I wasn't sure what to think, seeing that friend request." "Well, likewise." "I never saw you as the social-networking type." "Actually, it wasn't my decision to set that up." "That was some colleagues of mine having a little fun." "That explains the blankest profile page in the history of the Internet." "How do you know that I wasn't trying to be mysterious?" "Because you're one of the most transparent people I know." "Like right now, you're calculating how much time you've been away from work and you're wondering what I'm doing here." "I-I read an article where you, um, dedicated the wall of remembrance to the first responder families of 9/11." "That was a nice thing you did." "And I also read about Claire." "And somehow, between... life and... losing contact with you both," "I-I didn't know she passed away." "I'm sorry." "There's no need to be sorry." "I'm thankful for the time that we had together." "Mm..." "You know, um..." "I have this image that I can't get out of my head, this party that we had at Myrtle Beach." "Do you remember that?" "The music was playing and-and beers were flowing" "and-and..." " I re..." "I remember that." "Yeah." "A lot has changed since then." "Yeah, if anything, what happened to all of us, it only made us stronger." | {
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"Earth,a 4.5-billion-year- old planet, still evolving." "As continents shift and clash, volcanoes erupt, and glaciers grow and recede, the Earth's crust is carved in numerous and fascinating ways, leaving a trail of geological mysteries behind." "In this episode, the Marianas Trench, the deepest point on Earth, is explored." "Its sheer walls cut seven miles into the Pacific" "Ocean." "The mystery of what created this deep, dark chasm takes science detectives on some of the most dangerous dives ever attempted, deep into the abyss." "Scouring the ocean floor, scientists uncover a strange, undersea world of fiery mountains, bizarre mud volcanoes and the largest geological structure on Earth." "Discoveries from this unique underwater world will revolutionize our understanding of the powerful forces that shape not just the trench, but the Earth itself." "S01x02 The Deepest Place on Earth Original Air Date on February 17, 2009" "Hidden deep beneath the waves of the western Pacific lies the Marianas Trench, the deepest point of all the oceans." "The first step on the journey of what created this mysterious scar in the Earth's crust, and how it continues to mold the planet, takes us back to 1872, when a British research vessel, HMS" "Challenger, set out on the first ever mission to map the ocean floor." "Throughoutmostof recorded history, men had just assumed that, beyond a certain level, the sea was pretty flat, pretty dead, pretty lifeless." "They weren't expecting to find anything very interesting." "Forfouryears,the" "Challenger crisscrossed the oceans, covering 70,000 miles, a third of the distance to the moon." "The crew plumbed the depths every 140 miles, using a total of 249 miles of rope, and hundreds of pounds of lead weight." "It was tedious, backbreaking work, but at the time, it was the only way to measure the depth of the ocean floor." "When they got to the western" "Pacific, 200 miles off the island of Guam, the crew routinely lowered the rope for a measurement." "But the weight kept on dropping and dropping." "It'sa bigsurprise!" "Nobody thought the ocean was this deep." "So all of sudden we've got scientists saying, "Why is that?"" "Eventually,theweight struck the bottom at 4,475 fathoms, nearly five miles beneath the ocean's surface." "Thescientistswouldbe going, "Wow, we've found something and what does it mean?" "Is it a little hole?" "Is it a big hole?" "What kind of feature is it down there?"" "There--there's a whole lot of questions you get when you find this one spectacular reading." "TheChallengerexpedition marked the birth of modern oceanography, and provided the first crude map of the ocean floor." "It showed how the ocean floor gently slopes away from the land, and then plummets thousands of feet into vast flat plains." "But the western" "Pacific is different." "It drops off again, into the five mile deep hole, a hole that blew right out of t water the long-held belief that the sea floor was flat and featureless." "And it spawned a mystery, because nobody could understand how this strange underwater feature came about." "It would be 75 years before any answers emerged." "It took a revolutionary new technology, sonar, to push the investigation forward to the next crucial stage." "Sonar was first developed in the early 1900s and then perfected during the 1940s to detect submarines lurking in the deep." "The system works by pumping sound waves through the water." "The waves bounce off solid objects and are reflected back to a detector." "By measuring the time it takes for the sound waves to bounce back, scientists realized they could build a remarkably accurate picture of the world beneath the waves." "Theworld'smajornavies spend a lot of time and effort developing submarine hunting technology, then the hydrographers discover that you can use this to chart the bottom of the sea and it's an awful lot cheaper and easier" "than using large numbers of sailors pulling on ropes." "In1951,aBritishNavy research ship returned to the deep hole found by the" "Challenger expedition." "But, this time, they were armed with sophisticated new sonar equipment." "And the results were amazing." "Detailed sonar maps revealed that the deep hole in the" "Pacific Ocean floor isn't a hole at all, but part of a massive trench, 30 times deeper than the Empire State" "Building is high." "It runs twice the length of" "California, 1,500 miles from the southeast of Guam to the northwest of the Mariana" "Islands." "Peoplewereprobably astounded by what they were seeing, because, clearly, the ocean floor had enormous changes in relief." "It was very mountainous in some places, had great deeps in other places." "To a geologist, this would be extremely exciting." "Even within the trench itself, there are remarkable variations." "At its southern end lies the greatest surprise of all." "The sea floor drops down another two miles to its lowest point, a staggering seven miles beneath the waves." "Scientists had discovered the deepest part of the oceans." "Even today, it is the lowest known point on the planet." "They named this part of the trench the Challenger Deep, in honor of the ship that discovered it." "Togetasenseofjusthow deep trenches are, if we take the heig we would still have about a mile of water above us before we get to the ocean surface." "ButhowtheMarianasTrench was formed remained a mystery." "Investigators decided the best way to find the answer was to dive to the bottom of the trench, to see for themselves the lowest point on the planet, the Challenger Deep." "But they faced a major problem." "At the bottom of the trench, they would have to contend with pressure a thousand times stronger than at the surface, that's the equivalent of being squeezed on all sides by the weight of" "50 jumbo jets." "To demonstrate the effects of such pressure, scientists use a dummy head." "Today,whatwe aregoing to do is actually put one of these Styrofoam wig heads in the, uh, pressure chamber and expose it to the, uh, pressure we would see in the Marianas" "Trench." "That's about 16,000 psi." "Ahumanskullwouldbe crushed to a pulp, but the rubbery head will only have all the air squeezed out." "Wow,thehead'ssmaller." "Here's what the original size was, just for comparison." "[LAUGHS]" "Quite dramatic!" "Pretty stark difference between, uh, something that hasn't been seven miles deep in the ocean and something that has." "Glad I'm not going there." "[BOTH LAUGH]" "At the Mariana Trench, human life is impossible, we're not equipped to resist those kinds of pressures, and so it's necessary to protect humans from that type of an environment." "Thechallengeto engineers was how to accomplish this." "In 1953, Swiss scientist" "Auguste Piccard designed the" "Trieste, a pioneering vehicle that could withstand the crushing pressures." "The submersible was dominated by a 50 foot long hull, filled with light aviation gasoline and lead weights to control buoyancy." "Slung underneath it was a tiny six foot spherical cabin with five inch thick steel walls." "Finally, after seven years of modifications and manned test dives no deeper than three and a half miles, the Trieste was ready to attempt the seven miles to the bottom of the trench." "The commander of this perilous undertaking was US" "Navy Lieutenant and deep sea explorer Don Walsh." "Iknowtheastronautsthat go through this all the time." ""Why do you have to be there?" "Why can't we just put up a robot to do things?" You've got to be there because that's what we do." "Onlya fewofficersand scientists knew about the risky mission, which was launched in January 1960 from the western Pacific island of" "Guam." "Guaminthosedayswaskind of a backwater, it was just right for us because we were trying to do this project sort of out of sight, because we weren't too sure it was gonna work." "The navy just didn't want to be embarrassed by a failed science spectacular." "AccompanyingWalshwasthe son of the Trieste's designer, engineer and oceanographer" "Jacques Piccard." "The two men would spend the next nine hours squeezed inside the cramped sphere." "Andwehad,erm ,20cubic feet of space inside, that's about the same as a household refrigerator, and the temperature was almost that cold inside." "It was a drama." "Thestoryof howthe" "Marianas Trench came to be is beginning to take shape." "In 1874, British surveyors were the first to discover a five mile deep hole in the ocean. 75 years later, sonar mapping revealed the hole to be a vast, 1,500-mile long trench, with the deepest part" "seven miles beneath the surface waves of the Pacific." "To gather further evidence, two courageous men were about to undertake the most dangerous dive in history." "They would venture into the abyss and go to the bottom of the Marianas Trench." "The Marianas Trench is one of the most remote, inhospitable places on Earth." "In January 1960, two deep sea explorers, Don Walsh and" "Jacques Piccard, plunged into its depths on board the submersible, the Trieste." "At a speed of just three miles per hour, they began their slow descent into the twilight zone." "By 3,000 feet, the darkness was total." "The only illumination was from the" "Trieste's powerful lights." "Atthedepthswewere operating at, it was always black." "The only thing that lit up the abyss was the bioluminescence from animals and plankton." "Like fireflies, they carry their own light sources with them." "Encasedintheirfive-inch thick steel sphere, Walsh and" "Piccard quickly passed their test dive record of 18,000 feet." "Everything appeared to be going to plan." "At the rear of the cabin, the crew were protected by a double layer of glass." "But, two hours into the dive, the outer pane cracked." "We,um,hadagreatbig bang." "We didn't know what it was." "We were at about 20,000 feet, and we looked around and checked everything," "Everysquareinchoftheir tiny life-supporting capsule was fighting back eight tons of pressure." "With the outer pane broken, the only thing between the men and instant death was a single pane of glass." "Iftheinnerwindowhad cracked, erm, we would have been instantly dead, maybe even before we knew it." "But,incredibly,theinner pane remained watertight." "Walsh and Piccard decided to continue the descent." "After a tense, claustrophobic four hours and 48 minutes, they approached the bottom of the trench, only to be startled by movement on the sea floor." "Justbeforewe landed,we saw a flatfish about a foot long, and that's a bottom-dwelling fish, so if you see one there are others," "Nobodyexpectedto seelife at these crushing depths, but it meant the explorers had reached their goal, the very bottom of the Marianas Trench." "The depth gauge, with a reading of 35,800 feet, nearly seven miles below the surface, confirmed the sonar findings." "Squeezed inside their bubble of breathable air, the two explorers were closer to the" "Earth's centre than man had ever been." "We took a self-portrait, that's the picture that you see." "We said we were going to do it, and we did it." "Buttherewasworktobe done." "Walsh and Piccard wanted to make detailed observations of the enormous trench." "Unfortunately, the Trieste stirred up a cloud of fine, powdery sediment from the sea floor that obscured their view." "WALSH:" "Itwaslikebeingin a bowl of milk at that point." "So, realizing that we weren't gonna see anything, we decided to go on back up to the surface." "ANNOUNCER:" "Offtheisland of Guam, the Trieste surfaces after a descent into the" "Marianas Trench." "Afterninegruelinghours underwater, Walsh and Piccard returned to the surface on" "January 23rd 1960 and officially entered the record books for the deepest dive of all time." "To this day, their extraordinary feat has never been repeated." "The mission was a success, but the mystery remained." "Geologists still didn't understand what could have formed the immense trench." "And if they couldn't find the answer inside the trench, they would have to look elsewhere." "Perhaps there was something, somewhere, on the ocean floor that might explain the trench's origins." "Throughout the '50s and '60s, a team of geologists led by" "Princeton's Harry Hess compiled sonar data from all of the world's oceans." "It was as though they had pulled out a giant plug, to drain away all the water, and expose the ocean floor." "Their maps revealed that the" "Marianas Trench is just a tiny fraction of a network of enormous underwater canyons stretching right around the planet." "But that wasn't all." "Running parallel to the trench, on the other side of the Pacific, the maps showed a giant underwater mountain range, the East Pacific Ridge." "And this too is part of a global network, a 40,000 mile long chain of mountain ranges that ring the globe like the seams of a baseball, to make the largest geological feature on Earth." "It was a major development in the investigation, one that scientists hoped might explain the trench's formation." "The next step was clear." "Investigators needed to understand whether there was a connection between the trench and the East Pacific Ridge." "The breakthrough came from the unlikeliest of sources." "During the Cold War, the US built a vast network of underground seismometers to pick up atomic bomb testing around the world." "Inadvertently, the seismometers also detected naturally occurring earthquakes." "When geologists plotted these on a map, a pattern emerged." "The earthquakes were clustered along the ocean's ridges and trenches." "It was a discovery that transformed our understanding of the Earth." "Geologists realized the friction that cause earthquakes comes from movements that must be occurring deep beneath the ridges and trenches." "Withthisgreatinvestment in seismology, it became possible to locate very precisely where earthquakes had occurred." "And it was these things, the precise location, the depth and the motion that really gave the outlines of plate tectonics." "Itwasthebirthofan extraordinary new theory." "The solid layer of rock, the crust, on which the land and ocean sits, is broken up into a series of vast slabs, that geologists call tectonic plates." "It's these plates that are moving, grinding past each other, and triggering earthquakes." "The underwater ridges and trenches sit on the boundaries between tectonic plates." "The East Pacific Ridge and the" "Marianas Trench lie on opposite edges of the Pacific" "Plate." "The journey to discover what formed the Marianas Trench is accumulating additional evidence." "The Trieste dived to the bottom of the trench, and confirmed that it is the deepest point on the planet." "Sonar maps then revealed the" "East Pacific Ocean Ridge, running parallel to the trench." "To solve the mystery of the Marianas Trench, investigators needed to find out exactly what was happening at the East Pacific Ridge, and that meant exploring these vast mountains, 8,000 feet underwater." "The pieces of the Marianas" "Trench puzzle are falling into place with the knowledge that it lies on the western edge of the Pacific tectonic plate." "On the opposite side of the plate lies the East Pacific" "Ocean Ridge, part of an!" "enormous chain of underwater mountain ranges that ring the globe to create the largest geological feature on Earth." "Scientists had a hunch that this colossal ridge might help explain how the trench was formed." "And they found a major clue halfway round the globe, where the ridge passed beneath the middle of the Atlantic" "Ocean." "During the Cold War, the US" "Navy developed a new technique to spot Soviet submarines." "They scanned the seas with a tool called MAD, a magnetic anomaly detector, which could pinpoint steel hulls lurking in the deep." "But they stumbled across something else." "Running parallel on either side of the ridge, they found strange stripes of magnetic rocks, alternating positive and negative away from the ridge's peak." "Here's the Mid-Atlantic Ridge coming down through here." "Almost perfectly symmetric on either side of that are these white and black stripes, these have often been called zebra stripes." "Geologistsknowthatthe" "Earth is like a giant magnet with a north and a south pole." "But the magnetic poles aren't fixed." "Every 300,000 years or so, the magnetic field suddenly flips 180 degrees." "When the field flips, a compass that was previously pointing north will swing to the south." "Thisreversingof the" "Earth's magnetic field is a very interesting and exciting but very puzzling phenomenon for a geophysicist to explain." "Scientiststhinkthis reversal explains the stripes either side of the ocean ridge." "In the 1960s, geologists discovered that molten volcanic rock, known as magma, swelled up from deep underground to create the ridges in the Atlantic and" "Pacific." "As magma wells up between the tectonic plates, it pushes the sea floor up, and forms the colossal mid-ocean ridge, thousands of feet high." "When the rock is hot and molten, its magnetic minerals line up with the north-south direction of the Earth's magnetic field." "As the magma cools, the minerals are locked in position." "These rocks act as a permanent record of the magnetic poles' location when the rocks were formed." "As more and more magma is forced up, the old crust is pushed away from the ridge and records the reversals in the" "Earth's magnetic polarity." "Ifyouhavereversalsof magnetic polarity, then the sea floor acts sort of like a tape recorder and records these changes in magnetization, then the pattern of magnetic stripes allows people to calculate the speed at which the plates are" "moving apart." "The zebra stripes are proof that, over time, the sea floor in both the Atlantic and the" "Pacific, is spreading away from the ridges at a rate of more than two inches a year." "But geologists needed proof that magma created the ridge." "If red-hot molten rock is forming the enormous mountain range in the Pacific, the surrounding water should be warm." "In 1977, a team of scientists set out to discover whether this warm water really existed." "Dudley Foster was the pilot for these historic dives." "It'sbeenan exciting occupation because you're on the cutting edge of science, uh, new discoveries all the time." "Every cruise, there's a new group of scientists with new scientific objectives and there's the exploration and the discovery and that's really what puts the thrill in the job." "Forweeks,thecrewscanned the undersea mountains without success." "And then, they hit the jackpot, a bizarre pillar of rock, spewing hot toxic gas." "Andwesawthe waterwas sort of shimmering, sort of like, uh, bubbling in a glass teapot or something." "We stuck the temperature probe in there and it measured 38," "39 degrees Fahrenheit, which was really amazing, 'cause the--the ocean's a huge heat sink, and so to see something warm like that was kind of startling." "Inthesepillarsofrock , the expedition had found the heat from the magma surging up from deep inside the Earth." "It wasn't warming the water evenly along the ridge, it was channeled up through strange hydrothermal vents." "FOSTER:" "Whenyoumakethese discoveries, you don't know how significant they are." "The true significance of 'em maybe takes several years to appreciate, and this was one of those times." "Fortheinvestigationinto the Marianas Trench, these vents are a decisive piece of evidence." "They confirm that magma is continually creating new crust at the Pacific Ocean Ridge." "And magnetic zebra stripes prove that old crust is pushed away from the ridge towards the other side of the Pacific" "Plate, towards the Marianas" "Trench." "But this presents scientists with a puzzle." "If new crust is being created at the ocean ridge, and the" "Earth isn't expanding, then the old crust must be disappearing somewhere else." "Thereasonthatthe Earth's not getting bigger with sea floor spreading is because the same amount of sea floor is being destroyed in the" "Pacific." "SomethinginthePacific" "Ocean is devouring the sea floor." "And all the evidence points to the Marianas Trench." "In the hunt to discover what formed the Marianas Trench, scientists now know crust created at the ocean ridge is being devoured somewhere and by something in the Pacific" "Ocean." "They suspect the Marianas" "Trench is involved." "But the proof would come, not from the trench, but from these, the" "Mariana Islands, a chain of volcanoes that break through the ocean's surface 200 miles west of the trench." "Scientists noticed the island chain mirrors the trench's exact shape." "This led them to think the trench was responsible for the islands' creation." "If,uh,yousee picturesof the Marianas Trench, it's curved, and the line of volcanoes that it generates is curved exactly parallel to it," "Geologistsbelievethatthe trench formed the volcanoes via a process called subduction." "Subduction occurs where two tectonic plates collide." "As they grind past each other, the heavier plate is pushed beneath the lighter plate." "The descending plate is forced down into the Earth's intensely hot interior, called the mantle." "It takes with it water and sediment built up over millions of years." "Volcanoesformabove subduction zones not because the Earth is hotter there but because this is where we're taking the water that once was in the ocean." "It gets taken into the mantle and gets sweated out, causes the mantle to melt and this magma is what then rises and erupts explosively out these volcanoes." "Thewaterin thesediment forces magma to swirl up and push through the plate above." "And when it breaks the surface, it creates volcanoes, like the volcanoes that form the Mariana Islands." "It was subduction that formed the islands west of the trench and gave investigators the breakthrough they'd been looking for." "Because here, at last, was a process powerful enough to create the Marianas" "Trench." "As the descending plate dives down, it digs into the mantle." "Here, the colliding plates form a trench, a giant crease in the ocean floor." "It seemed that scientists had finally explained how the trench was formed." "There was just one problem." "A very large problem." "Around the world, subduction zones cause violent earthquakes and catastrophic tsunamis." "Weknowsubductionis happening because of the active earthquakes and these are the most devastating earthquakes." "This is the earthquake that generated e tsunami in Sumatra, also the other very large earthquakes in Alaska and Chile." "ButtheMarianasTrench, the deepest subduction zone in the world, hasn't caused a devastating earthquake since records began in the 17th century." "Investigators needed to know why." "Ah,that's--that's,uh ,the" "$60,000 question." "Theyhopedthetrench's shallower western edge might provide the answer." "Here, they found an intriguing chain of underwater hills two miles below the surface of the sea." "Engineers drilled down into the hills and collected core samples." "An$ when the scientists analyzed the samples, they discovered the hills were actually volcanoes, and they spewed out not lava, but mud." "The fine, powdery mud is made up of a soft type of rock that has been ground up in the subduction zone." "It seemed this soft rock might explain why there have been no major earthquakes at the" "Marianas Trench." "Everybodyhasasenseof what a volcano is but not all volcanoes erupt igneous rocks, there's some volcanoes that erupt mud." "And a certain kind of unusual kind of mud in the" "Marianas is made out of serpentine, and serpentine is a very weak rock and it can be scratched with a knife or something like that." "Investigatorsrealizedthe grinding plates crush the soft rock to form a lubricating mud that prevents large earthquakes." "Then the mud bubbles up to the ocean floor, where it forms the strange mud volcanoes found along the trench's western edge." "Otherpartsof theworld, like the Andes or maybe" "Indonesia, you've got two plates that are grinding together and the--one of the plates is quite strong, and it takes a big earthquake to rupture that plate interface." "But if these rocks are weak like they are in the" "Marianas, where you've got these serpentinites, those are very weak and it doesn't take much energy at all to get the two plates to glide one past the other." "Atlast,geologistshad discovered what created the" "Marianas Trench." "50 million years ago, the" "Pacific Plate slipped under the edge of the Philippine" "Plate." "As it bent and dived into the Earth's mantle, it formed the colossal Marianas" "Trench." "And the plate is still moving." "Like a giant conveyor belt, the Earth's crust travels slowly across the" "Pacific Plate, from its birthplace in the East" "Pacific Ridge to its graveyard, 10,000 miles away in the Marianas Trench." "Today, the Pacific Plate's movement can be tracked in real time." "Confirmationhascomefrom" "GPS technology, where we can actually put a transmitter on an island and come back year after year and actually follow it moving a few centimeters a year towards the trench." "It'sdevouringthecrustat a rate of three inches a year, about as fast as a human fingernail grows." "Every four million years, it swallows an area the size of the United States." "By consuming the crust created at the Pacific Ocean Ridge, the ravenous Marianas Trench is the world's largest recycling plant." "But there was one remaining and major piece of the puzzle to find." "Scientists still didn't know why it is the deepest trench on Earth." "They suspected the age of the sea floor at the bottom of the trench may provide the answer." "Itturnsoutthere'sa really strong relationship between the age of the sea floor and its depth in the water." "In1999,ateamofdeepsea drillers returned to the trench to collect core samples." "PLANK:" "Onegreatthing about drilling this ocean crust is we actually got pieces of it." "So, we're holding in our hands here the material that's actually getting subducted at the Marianas" "Trench, and it turned out to be 170 million years old." "So we can say with confidence that's the oldest ocean floor before it's getting swallowed up in the mantle at the trench." "Butwhyis thispieceof rock the oldest on the ocean floor?" "PLANK:" "Theseaflooratthe" "Marianas Trench is so old because it's been so long since it was born, so it was born in the equivalent of the eastern Pacific today and it's just been going on longer than--than any other place in" "the oceans before it's been subducted." "ThePacificPlateisthe planet's largest tectonic plate, covering an area 11 times the size of the United" "States." "When crust bubbled up at the ridge 170 million years ago, it was light and buoyant." "But as it traveled 10,000 miles across the plate, it cooled and became compact and dense." "Over millions of years, the dense crust got heavier and began to sink into the mantle below." "Scientists realized that, because the crust at the" "Marianas Trench is the oldest ocean crust, it's also the heaviest and so has sunk deeper into the mantle than any other area of ocean crust." "Here, at last, was the explanation for the trench's extraordinary depth." "The picture of the Marianas Trench is almost complete." "Volcanic islands mirroring the trench's exact shape lead scientists to believe it runs along a subduction zone." "And slippery mud volcanoes explain why it doesn't create large earthquakes." "But one question remains unanswered." "Towards the trench's southern end, the vast chasm drops a further two miles to its lowest point, the Challenger" "Deep, seven miles beneath the waves." "The question is, what makes it plunge so deep?" "The investigation into the" "Marianas Trench has one final puzzle to solve." "At the trench's southern end, the sea floor plummets a further 10,000 feet into a seven mile deep chasm called the Challenger Deep." "It's the lowest point on the planet, but so far, scientists have been unable to explain why this one section of the trench is so deep." "Now, they believe the shape of the descending tectonic plate may hold the answer." "TheChallengerDeep,in addition, is a little bit deeper, because of some peculiarities relating to how the slab that's going down is behaving." "Anarrowslabofcrusthas torn away from the Pacific" "Plate's descending edge." "STERN:" "Well,it 'sbasically got to do with how the slab pushes the mantle out of the way." "Where you have a narrow slab, like you have at the" "Challenger Deep, it can sink almost vertically, because the mantle that it's trying to displace can move around out of the way." "Investigators have finally unraveled the mysteries of the" "Marianas Trench." "And in the process, they've made a discovery with implications that stretch far beyond the trench itself." "Studying the ocean ridges led geologists to believe that magma, welling up at the ridges, was pushing the plates apart." "Howmuchweightisthat" "Buttheexplorationofthe" "Marianas Trench has changed this idea forever." "Peopleusedto thinkthat maybe the magma would kind of push the plates apart, and that idea is largely discounted now." "Astheoceancrusttravels from the Pacific Ocean Ridge to the trench, it changes from a buoyant, red-hot magma into a colder, denser and heavier crust." "The plate's leading edge becomes so heavy that it drags the rest of the plate along behind it." "Theheavycoldplatesat the trenches are sinking down into the mantle and pulling the plates apart, uh, at the ridges, and the magma just passively, uh, fills in the gaps." "Theinvestigationintothe" "Marianas Trench has revolutionized our understanding of how the" "Earth's plates move." "We now know a worldwide network of subduction zones drag tectonic plates around the globe, powering the movement of continents over millions of years and moving the very Earth we stand on." "Theplatesthatare moving fastest on the Earth are the ones that have all the trenches." "ThePacificPlateisthe fastest moving of the nine major plates on the planet, because it is surrounded by dozens of destructive trenches like the Marianas." "They are consuming the ocean crust faster than the Ocean Ridge can produce it." "Over millions of years, the Pacific Plate will shrink until, some time in the distant future, the largest ocean on Earth will disappear." "Australia will crash into the United States, reshaping our planet." "Perhaps one day, downtown" "Seattle will compete for real estate with a suburb of" "Sydney, Australia." "And all because of subduction zones like the Marianas" "Trench." "But for all its significance, man has only ever dived to the bottom of the trench once, and there are no immediate plans to return." "Imagineaskingsomeone," ""What is the flora and fauna of California?" and saying that someone's spent ten minutes there, picked up two ants, come back and said they've sampled California." "That's probably how well we know the Marianas Trench." "Todate,lessthanfive per cent of the world's oceans have been explored." "But only by returning to the oceans' very deepest reaches will we fully comprehend the incredible forces that recycle and rebuild our world." "ThewayIliketothink of it is that ocean exploration leads to new research questions." "And if we don't have exploration, we don't even know the right questions to ask." "It is now known what a geological wonder the Marianas" "Trench is." "Since this deep chasm in the Earth's crust was first discovered with a length of rope and a lump of lead more than a century ago, evidence has piled up." "A record-breaking dive to the lowest point on Earth." "Giant undersea mountain ranges with bizarre magnetic zebra stripes, proof that the ocean crust is spreading towards the hungry Marianas Trench, lined with slippery mud volcanoes which prevent devastating earthquakes." "And the planet's oldest ocean crust, the reason that the" "Marianas Trench is the deepest point in the oceans." "In the darkest and most remote place in the world, scientists have added to their knowledge about the powerful forces that contribute to the dynamic story of our planet." | {
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"The city breathed heavier than usual that summer." "Its breath of thick smoke poured out of a hundred factory chimneys into the clear sky." "We suddenly found this sky incongruous and difficult to bear." "The air weighed heavy upon us." "And the damned water, which had stunk of chemicals for as long as we could remember, tasted bitter to us." "But the earth still bore us and would continue to bear us for as long as it existed." "So we returned to our humdrum work, which we had briefly abandoned." "THE DIVIDED HEAVEN" "Who would have thought it would all be so important to us?" "We wallowed in excess, as if this strange substance called life existed in limitless abundance, as if it would never come to an end." "You're in good health." "Nervous exhaustion." "Can you explain it?" "Her studies must have gotten too much for her." "A man?" " No, I'd know about that." "She has no secrets from me." "And now for the Iast dance." "Could you love someone like me?" " Yes." "So began their story." "A banal story, you might say." "By the way, it's all behind her now." "Two years of her life lie behind her." "The brown-haired maiden!" "Wearing a brown fur cap, Iike in a Russian novel." "It's as I imagined it:" "Us staring at bathtubs and watering cans in the cold, not knowing what to do next." "What do you mean?" "We just let the novel continue." "For example?" " For example, the heroine now says to the hero:" ""Come and meet my folks, who need to meet you so they can invite you to Christmas dinner."" "Enough plot for one day?" "Enough..." "More than enough." "Here's to your doctoral exams." "Let's hope everything goes well." " To your parents!" "Thank you." "Last night I dreamt we were celebrating Christmas at home." "My father raised his glass and drank to my health, and then, in the dream, of course," "I threw all the crockery at the wall." "Must you shock people like that?" "Why are they shocked?" "Your father..." " My father is a German man." "By losing an eye in World War I he avoided World War II." "He still says:" ""Sacrifice an eye and stay alive."" " You're being unfair." "Why won't they admit we all grew up without parents?" "Warm, soft and brown." "Look at me." "Like this?" "Like that." "I'm not the first woman you've liked, am I?" "No." "Have you had many?" " Several." "I'm getting used to all kinds of things with you." "Promise me one thing:" "Don't try to accept all kinds of things from me." "What could you possibly do to me?" "How many altogether?" "20 student teachers recruited." "Not bad for that district, 20." " 19, Mr. Schwarzenbach." "20." "TEACHER TRAINING COLLEGE" "I can't do it." " Yes, you can." "And you know you can." " I'm afraid." "It can happen:" "You can be catapulted from the edge of the world into its center." "All of a sudden, everything is possible:" "every fairytale miracle, every great deed." "Even today, a girl comes to the big city for the first time in her life." "Thousands of strange faces every minute." "Here, no one paid attention to anyone else." "How easy it was to get lost here." "Is there any room left for your own experience?" "Living coffin, dining coffin, bed coffin and kitchen coffin." "This way." " But why?" "Because for as long as I can remember there's been no life here." "Have no fear, brown-haired maiden, I'II show you where we'II really be living." "At any rate, for as long as you insist on boring me with copybooks, private pupils and whining parents." "You won't stick it out." "You don't know life." "I suppose I'II have to see to it that we have flowers." "You're good." "You're as good as a girl can be." "And I'II make you the finest salads in the evenings." "And in winter we'II toast bread on the stove." "Yes, that's how it should be." "Listen." "If you... hadn't danced that last dance with me..." "If you'd kept quiet when I wanted to go inside..." "It doesn't bear thinking about." "But I'd planned everything in advance." "I was scared stiff!" " No one could tell." " They could!" "I was OK with you." "History's always been my favorite subject." " Wait a sec." "I used to sit back there in the corner." "I told them that history was my favorite subject, too." "Later I taught a bit of everything, history least of all." "What will you do till the semester starts?" " Work at the railroad car factory." "It smells of malt coffee." "It's a westerly wind." "It's going to rain." "Let's go." "My way to school." "And around the corner there..." "The river." "How it's changed." "You're really going to the factory tomorrow?" "Do you have to?" " I promised." "If you think it's worth your while..." " I don't know." "I'II give it a go." "ERMISCH BRIGADE" "THE FAMOUS BRIGADE" "She can go with you two." "Brilliant, Ermisch." "One's too young for her, the other too old." "Enjoy your meal, everyone." "Girls used to prepare for marriage at boarding school." "Now they put them in the factory, with a bunch of men." "That was then, EIfriede." "Miss Rita is a modern person." "Things have changed." "Aren't you off duty, UIrich?" "You've taken off your Party badge." "It looks easy, but it's difficult to Iearn." "Watch where you're going, you morons!" "We've never built so many railroad cars." "We'II soon be stacking them like cards." " Or maybe not." "Did you say something, Kuhl?" "No, we're a famous brigade." " Exactly." "So, now you know the basics, girl." "Yes, Mr. Meternagel." " They're a state within the State, the Ermisches." "But things won't stay like this." "Mark my words." "Rolf Meternagel is great." "Meternagel?" "He's still around?" "You think the people Father trips up stay down?" "I forbid you to talk to me like that!" "My son has long chosen to defame his father's responsible actions." "No one can claim I'm a despot." "But there are certain limits!" "More soup, UIrich?" "I won't put up with this insulting behavior any longer." "Even if imprudence is a privilege of youth, the respect I'm due as your father ought to prevent you from being rude." "I know this old song." "I don't want to hear it or anything else you have to say." "Manfred, remember he's your father!" "Don't cut the ties between you." "AII because of that Meternagel." "As if it was about him!" "I don't even know your Meternagel." "If you say he's an upright guy, I believe you." "Until last year he was a foreman at your factory." "He didn't mention that, did he?" "He had the misfortune to have dishonest people under him... and my father as his boss." "He let him walk into a trap and shut it at the right moment." "3,000 marks overpaid." "Meternagel raised hell, apparently." "I've always saved my own skin and I've done so for as long as I can remember." "It's the oldest tale I know." "I heard it as often as other kids hear sleeping Beauty or Little Red Riding Hood." "It's the fairytale of my birth." "There was a man and a woman who loved each other but couldn't have children." "She had several miscarriages, but they're not part of the fairytale." "And then the Ionged-for wunderkind was born:" "me, a premature birth." ""Too weak to survive," the doctors said." "My mother nursed me to health." " I feel sorry for her." " So do I." "I used to hear them fighting in the bedroom whenever she discovered he'd been cheating on her again." "He'd become an executive, had his own car." "A brown uniform hung on the coatrack in the hall." "That's when Meternagel met him." "After 1945, we were fed up with adults." "We said:" ""Let them try and tell us what to do!"" "You'II have been learning to read." "After '45, my mother enthusiastically took control of the family." "And one day, a Party badge appeared in my father's buttonhole." "I burst out laughing." "Since then, the mere sight of me is an insult to him." "I've not really enjoyed anything since that day." "Except myjob." "That's good." "It requires just enough precision, just enough... imagination." "And you." "You're good, too." "Just enough precision, just enough imagination?" "Yes, brown-haired maiden, that's exactly the way it is." "Long may he live!" "Long may he live!" "Three cheers!" "Here's to our 230 percent!" "Here's to our brigadier's smart pencil." "That's nothing." "Paris is nice, but..." "A song." "Three..." "Four..." "The water roars down from the mountains as though it were cool wine." "In the water a fish is swimming that's happier than I." "You don't easily forget the songs you once marched to..." "Happy is he who forgets that which cannot be changed." "...even if they're no Ionger of any use." "Hey, production manager!" "Come and drink to my birthday!" "To our brigadier!" "Long may he live!" "Long may he live!" "Three cheers!" "Good work deserves a few beers!" " Or does someone begrudge us our beer?" "So long." "Pretty young for a production manager, huh?" "I knew it." "Your beer's bad, barkeeper." "You've been waiting for me?" " You can bet on it." " For long?" "If I say yes you'II get smug and come home every night stinking of beer and smoke." "Of other people's beer and smoke!" " How will you prove that?" "Good evening." "Good evening." "Where do I know him from?" "That's our new factory manager." "The old manager never returned from a business trip to Berlin." "West Berlin, you know what I mean?" "AII hell's broken loose at the factory." "Now it's purring." "What are you writing?" ""Co CI2 is separated into alpha-nitroso-beta-naphthol, annealed at 800' Celsius in a muffle kiln, and Co3 O4 is produced."" "What are you really writing?" "That your sweater-to-be will be a prettier blue if I put it in this fluid and not in that one." "You see, that's very fair of you." "So you think I should wear blue?" "Absolutely." "Cobalt blue and no other." "When would they ever be in this position again?" "Life lay before them and was theirs to determine." "Everything was possible." "Only losing each other was impossible." "A visit brings it all back again." "The whistle of our factory locomotive, shunting off the new cars in the evening." "Where were they headed?" "Siberia?" "Taiga?" "The Black Sea?" "They could go anywhere, if you wanted." "All new things were connected to memories." "What would that strange factory have meant to her then?" "A factory like any other: not particularly big, not particularly modern." "But we suddenly felt that everything depended on our factory, on us." "Attention!" "This is the factory radio station." "Colleagues, we now begin our break-time request show." "No work." "Move." "No materials." "The old man saw it coming." "Guilt?" "He got out at the right time." "I'd known for a long time that I was fighting a losing battle." "It was only recently that I was able to free myself from my crisis of conscience, by making the right decision..." "They can't blame me for everything now." "Who wouldn't have signed a manager's order?" "Don't get upset, UIrich." "What can happen to you?" "Where else will they get a sales manager who knows a thing or two?" "...greetings to my freedom-loving friends from the happier part of Germany." "One day you, too, will be faced with the same decision as me." "And the new guy?" "He's a young man with new ideas and healthy ambition." "Why not?" "He's an excellent organizer." "I'm only sorry that youngsters here have no time to gain experience." "What's really going on?" " What's going on?" "The usual." "What had to happen when nobody takes responsibility, when everyone ducks and dives, right up to the top." "Then one day all the little messes are bound to turn into one great big mess." "Why are you looking at me like that?" "Is there something wrong with me?" " plenty." "You ought to take a look at yourself." "Why won't you speak, Mr. Meternagel?" "Me?" "I've got regressive cadre development." "Comrades!" "Co-workers!" "I will now read out the official report of the investigative commission into the factory's shortcomings." " I don't envy him." ""After examining the overall situation..."" "It's all in here." "STUDY OF THE WORKPLACE" "If I've learned one thing in the Iast twelve years, it's patience." "There's nothing more stupid than misplaced heroics." "Wendland over there?" "I know him." "He'II give the factory a good going-over." "You can count on that." "That means he'II come to our section one day." "I'm waiting for that day." "...what we need most are workers:" "fitters, carpenters, welders." "The same goes for the whole region." "Nobody will help us." "The way out?" "Everyone does the best they can... honestly." "Can't you go any faster, Mister PhD?" "Faster!" "You can perform magic, brown-haired maiden." "You'II make a happy man of me yet." "You have just the right hands for me." "How did I survive without you?" "And here's the great cannon Isabella, captured from the Spanish in 1583." "And over here, ladies and gentlemen, you can see West Germany." "Oh, yes?" " Oh, yes." "In the travel brochures it'II soon say:" ""With view of West Germany"." "The most curious of this city's curiosities." "I want a red balloon." "Don't you want this pretty little doll?" "Big girls like you don't cry." "You see?" "Everything balances out." "A balloon." "My aunt once refused to give another girl a balloon... for my sake." "Can you understand that?" "I could still cry when I think about it." "You're a white raven." "And the best thing is, you don't know it." "What I don't know, you do." "Where do I know him from?" "Come on, Iet's go over." "Hello." "Hi." "We've seen each other before, haven't we?" " That's right." "And I know where." " Me, too." "We had a club in school." "It was harmless." "We were accused of subversion." "He saved our necks." "You were head of the local Free German Youth." " That's right." "Your teachers clearly had it in for you, so I was able to help." "However, I'm still not sure whether you actually were totally unpolitical." " Definitely." "At least according to the theory that all thoughts and actions are political." "We're the political generation, right?" "My boy..." "My interpretation of the theory isn't so soft-hearted." "Well?" " A lovely day." "Forget your anger at Wendland." "You don't know the old story." "But I know you." "You look like you do when you're wrong but don't want to admit it." "Trying to change me?" "You never wanted a wife like that." " No, but regrets won't help me now." "I want to ride on a horse!" "No." "Now it's time to go home." "But I'II give you a ride." "So how's the Meternagel Brigade doing?" " Same as ever." "They're arguing." "Meternagel's kicking up a fuss, right?" " No." "He isn't saying a thing." "And that disappoints you?" " Yes." "I understand him." "He doesn't trust anyone." "We keep running into this mistrust." "With the older guys, it's like a second skin." "It's a kind of historical protective layer, I'd say." "They call him "Master" behind his back." "This is where we live." " I do, you don't." "I'm divorced." "My mother's raising him." "You know, I've never had such a wonderful day." "I never imagined what wonderful days there'd be." "This very second, someone is turning 20 years old." "Midnight." "Head over to section 8!" "Our overtime's been approved." "More money!" "You have a fast pencil, Brigadier." "How did Ermisch pull it off again?" " When do we start?" "Today." " Great, my girl needs a new hat." "Two hours overtime." "So everyone will work as much he can?" ""Honestly" the production manager once said." "We're the Iast ones to say no when the shit hits the fan." "And the first to pocket the money." "Our money!" "Do you begrudge us?" " Our money?" "You know that for a fact?" "Prove me wrong." "They've made you sick of proving things, right, Master?" "Why's he doing it?" " What?" " Keeping quiet." "The Master?" "He's had enough of talking." "How he ranted on about that 3,000 marks!" " You all cheated him out of it." "Ask Ermisch." "It makes no difference." "He's been demoted." "What does regressive cadre development mean?" "He acts as if nothing happened." "But it bothers him." "He doesn't fool me." "Then he'd..." " Then everyone would say he's doing it so he can be foreman again." "I've got a couple of new ones." "Not all that exciting?" "B. B. shot from above." "Quick." "The Master's checking the time." "The whole factory knows Meternagel's watch." "Who's brigadier here, you or me?" " You, of course." "But Meternagel wants more." "We're just foot soldiers to him." "Nobody has to know what he's up to." "We're selfish, easily led, and one day he'II be a big shot again and we..." "I don't mean me." "And we'II be left out in the cold." "Isn't that so, Comrade Meternagel?" "The Ermisches are starting their second shift." "You know that costs the factory double." "Oh, Ernst!" "If you don't need our overtime..." " You guys need it." "How many frames do you fit per shift?" "Eight." "And how many could you fit?" "Bye, Mr. Meternagel." "Miss Rita!" "Give me the precise time!" "Six minutes to seven!" "Come over here with that clock!" "Time?" " Eight past seven." "14 minutes... one frame." "Meternagel doesn't get to see the likes of that." "60 minutes is the norm for a frame." " You know that." "Why don't you change it, Mr. Meternagel?" "Why do you keep calling me "Mr. Meternagel"?" "My name's Rolf." "Everyone knows that." "Fourteen minutes?" "A fine fellow." "He wants to provoke a reaction from me." "So I'II give him one." "He has such tremendous potential." "He has an itch but always scratches the wrong spot." "I just can't get through to him." "If only he'd cooperate..." " Hänschen says:" "Anyone who messes with the norm will get his neck broken." "Now I'II open my book." "TIME WASTED BY BRIGADE 117 hours." " Show it to the management." " I've got a page for them, too." "I'm interested in our hours." " I'm not." "Do you always have to go too far?" "Maybe we can work it out somehow." " Sure." ""If upon the dung heap the cock doth crow there may be sun or there may be snow."" "I hope you are right." "10 frames a shift." "10 WINDOWS A SHIFT, NOT 8!" "Don't tell me it's impossible." "Lots of things are possible." "But fouling our own nest?" "A normal person doesn't do that." "What do you call normal?" " I'II tell you what's normal." "Normal is doing what's good for us." "What makes the likes of us human." "Being a bunch of ass-kissing footsloggers, which we've been for long enough, that's abnormal." "You'II never grasp that, lieutenant." "That was a mistake, Rolf." "And I'II gladly make the same mistake again!" "What's your Meternagel trying to achieve?" "Raise the norm, produce more?" "There's nothing unique about that." "But you have to aim for your goal rationally and not antagonize people unnecessarily." "You think a man like Kuhl can never change?" "I'm no dreamer." "What are we working for, then?" "You've got to be kidding!" "I thought you're either in the Party or you're not." "You think I wouldn't give my all for the Party?" "THEY'RE CATCHING UP!" "10 WINDOWS A SHIFT, NOT 8!" "15 YEARS RAILROAD CAR PRODUCTION" "To conclude the official part of the evening," "I'd Iike to quote our great national poet, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe." "Goethe said:" ""Revel by night, work all day, weeks are woeful, festivities gay."" "On that note..." "He got that from one of his cards, huh?" "Making a speech is difficult." " Everyone liked it." "They think that's normal." "Milady, you are the queen of the ball." "Do you realize this is only the second time we've ever danced together?" "Really?" "We're still able to count every single happy moment." "You like that, right?" " Yes, I do." "I saw you dancing." "This is a nice evening... after all that stress." "Coffee?" " Thank you." "Being manager must be a big responsibility." " That's right." "But you get used to it." " Like everything else in history." "People get used to all sorts of things." "Are you sure?" "Thanks." "They're arguing about history." "That's what you think." "But we won't go into that." "Wendland's a real a man now." " Drink your coffee." " alright!" "How old are you, Mr..." "I mean, Rolf." "almost 50." "You can still visit the house where I was born." "Back tenement." "Five boys." "You'II agree that indifference is the foundation of history." "Father was killed in the war, Mother took in laundry." ""There's no poverty where there's cleanliness," as our social worker said." "What makes mankind think it's rational?" "We'd have preferred pants without holes." "What was I?" "A skilled carpenter and proud of it." "And all the while the war was waiting just long enough for us to be old enough." "For three years I felled trees in Siberia." "But later I realized that that has more to do with carpentry than shooting does." "Doesn't the randomness of history cause us to ask too much of ourselves?" ""Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."" "Maybe not hope, but our illusions." ""The Spirit of God hovers over the water."" "Do you think we invented the class struggle out of sheer malice?" "They were in power." "I understood that." "Right away, they made me an instructor." "No more quiet life for me." "I was right in the thick of things:" "directing, giving orders, training." "While my juniors were quietly learning just enough to take my place." "But that's not fair." "That bothers you?" "They set you tasks... that are too difficult." "And they even cheat you." "If you make a mistake... there's a price." "But you agree that life on Earth is a cosmic accident?" " Cut it out!" "If I want to see theatrics, I'II go to the circus." "Hey, Rolf." " Hi, Ernst." "What do you wish for now?" " The same as ever." "Just one skin, just one breath for us both." "I had a dream." "We were in a small boat, floating through the streets of a city." "It rained and rained." "The streets were deserted, the water kept on rising." "The houses, trees and churches were disappearing in the flood." "Just the two of us bobbed up and down on the waves." "Totally alone." "In a very frail boat." "What are you doing?" " We're the lighthouse and out there is our small boat." "We're responding to its distress signals." "Will it make it into port?" " Of course!" "And will it still find people in the lost city?" "Yes, the city isn't lost." "The boat just drifted out too far." "So everyone in distress will see our lighthouse?" "Yes, everyone." "If they want to." "And no one will sink alone anymore." " No one." "Eight months later, the boat has sunk." "They stand on different shores." "Did no one respond to their signal, see that they were in distress?" "For a long time, she tried to forget." "Now she's afraid she might forget... his face." "She's traced every line of that face a hundred times." "It fades... if she tries to capture it whole." "That summer was lost to her." "Back then, that year still lay ahead of us." "Maybe one day it will be known as "a historic year"." "Is something wrong, Sigrid?" "...work is possible in and through society, which means that its fruits belong to all members of the society." "That was a misquote!" "A misquote?" "Seriously?" "Let me just check..." "You're right." "A slip of the tongue." "It's correct in my manuscript." "You're welcome to take a look, Comrade Mangold." "May I offer you a window seat, Milady?" "Do you love me?" "A bit." "Are they pestering you?" "Is it too much for you?" "So what is it then?" "They're all so clever there." "They think they know it all." "Sounds familiar." "They'II stop thinking that way when something happens to them." "Nothing will ever happen to them." "Something happens to everyone." "You can count on it." "Take me, for example." "What's the matter?" "Nothing in particular." "They've turned down my new process." "But it's..." " But it's good, better than the old one." "But so what?" "Who says the best process has to be used in this country?" "Fight them!" ""Do you deny the eternal return of the same?"" "This Julien Sorel..." "He's supposed to have lived in just one specific century?" "In just one specific decade even?" "Nonsense!" "I'd feel quite at home in his skin." "Regardless of revolutions, past or future, characters last longer than systems of government." "If that's the case..." "It just so happens that one's born at this particular time and in this particular place." "But it's stupid to make a kind of law out of that, and with moral ramifications, too." "That's for the dullards!" "Then I'm terribly dull." " You?" "You're terribly modest." "If Julien Sorel were here now..." " Sorel?" "I don't recall him being a chemist." "Out of the question." " Let me introduce my assistant, Martin Jung, state-certified optimist, who moonlights as a standard-bearer for our new process." "Gingerbread from home." "Tomorrow we'II go right to the top, to the general manager." "Yes, sir!" "Self-confidence is the thing." "They've got to feel honored we're offering them the new process." "You understand?" " Yes." "But no banners, OK?" "I'II write a slogan for you and put it in your trouser pocket." " Which slogan?" ""For the sake of justice!"" "That's the cue for schnapps." "Manfred's a lucky guy." "First he invents this process, and then..." "Gingerbread." " Don't you have a girlfriend?" "Women chase after me." " That makes men arrogant." "Listen, Martin." "If he's impulsive tomorrow..." "He can be impolite." " Impolite?" "He's rude." "He doesn't know how to talk to people, becomes overbearing." "But his process is good." "You know, he's not exactly a hero either." "There's no room in the plan for heroes." "They want chemists." "So you'II reign him in a Iittle?" "You've brought me luck, brown-haired maiden." "She's probably been held up." "Most streetcars already stopped running this afternoon because of the fog." "At least take a look at this." "These are for you, my son." "Who's taken pity on us?" " Your Aunt Agnes remembered us..." "I thought you weren't speaking." " Just a misunderstanding." "Sisters have to stick together when times are hard." "Go on." "Write a few words to her." "Could I speak to Mr. Schwarzenbach?" " Of course." "Come on in." "She shouldn't keep you waiting this long." "After all, you're worried about her." "I'II go fetch her." "Where've you been?" "At Schwarzenbach's." "It's damp." "You'II catch a cold." "He never said:" ""Wait a while, you'II get used to it."" "What did you go there for?" "Schwarzenbach understood when I said we're expected to Iearn from Mangold." ""I can't," I said, "and I don't want to either."" "Do we really have to become like him?" " What is he like?" "He's a know-it-all." "He intimidates us all." " Aren't you being a bit sensitive?" "So what?" "We need sensitive people most of all." "My only advice to the thin-skinned in this day and age is get over it." "Mangold must've spent years of his life learning quotes by heart." "Every bit of progress has its price." "Having to deal with guys like Mangold, that's our price." "We've no right to be afraid of them or see them as incapable of changing." "We shouldn't dramatize it either." "A young man with overblown ideals jumps in with both feet, gets whacked on the head a couple of times, and so he pulls his head in, and starts Iashing out himself." "That's your Mangold." "No one speaks to me frankly anymore." "Even Sigrid's been avoiding me." "What's going to happen?" " That's terrible." "But losing your courage would be even worse." "Believe me, Rita:" "It's them or us." " By "us," he meant me, too." "There's no one more dogged than a bourgeois." "The ones who cling to us are the most dangerous." "They seem to serve us, but harm us all the more." "Your Schwarzenbach is a Communist." "You're not." "Let him fight who he likes, how he likes." "But what does he expect of you?" "I don't know." "He seemed to think I agreed with him." "If you want my advice, keep out of it." "I'd sure like to." "One morning, everything has changed." "The sober light of the present dazzles you a little, when you've long yearned for the vague contours of the past." "Now you have to survive in this light." "It's no longer necessary to be sick." "We can cope with all words again." "You even hear his name as if someone were saying "house" or "moon"." "Waiting wasn't the hardest part, it was giving up waiting:" "waiting for a letter, for a miracle..." "Even that's over now." "No one is spared this." "But we knew that already." "You can only fight misfortune when you look it in the eye." "Now you know everything." "You should have talked to him." " To my father?" "You don't know him." "I didn't go home for a whole night and a day." "Then the apartment was empty." "Now they're over there." "But science is permeating everyday life more rapidly elsewhere." "You mean west of the elbe?" " For example." "When?" " Two weeks ago." "And since then?" "Since then, I've been calling in sick for my father and telling the school my brothers have measles." "Since then, I've been thinking up new excuses night and day." "To our general manager!" "To you, who softened him up." "How did it go again?" ""No one can keep seeing a stone fall to the ground and hear someone say it's not."" "Here's to reason." "Do you think they'II expel me from the institute when they find out?" "But I've stayed here!" "What should I do?" "You've no choice..." "What does Joe blow want from us?" "Houses that work like well-oiled machines, cities that renew themselves, to live as long as Methuselah." "Automatic childrearing devices." " That as well." "I'm going now." " Tell them as soon as possible." "I know." "Of course, being frank is always good." "Men like that." "If you'II sit down, Miss Sigrid, we can all eat éclairs together." "Those responsible just treat us like children." ""The general state of affairs, our special situation," etc." "Look." "This is what we should be doing." "Hurry up, master alchemists!" " Is that any way to talk to your superiors?" "It's democratic." "And the guys at IG Farben are infallible?" "They've learned not to make mistakes." "They're a well-oiled organization, they spit out anything that's holding them up." "Well if you want my opinion," "I'd rather be criticized than spat out." "Not only do I have to put up with you, now this guy's making things hard for me." "I have to go." "Go see Schwarzenbach." "Tomorrow." "Give me time." "You've kept quiet about this for three weeks?" "I knew about it." " I see." "A fine little conspiracy!" "A worker leaves his state, his daughter lies to this state, and her friend helps her." "This requires discussion." " That's right, this..." "Discuss it, then!" "Discuss it now!" "For such things, preparation is required." "They'II throw us out." "I knew it." "I have to go away." " A factory's been made to test our method." "If we're not there, they'II screw it up." "For how long?" "A couple of days." "And then we'II throw a party." "We must demand..." "At last, a reasonable person." "Come in and tell them they shouldn't yell like that!" "...next you'II be writing "We most humbly request"." ""We demand"!" " Come in." "What do you say:" "Do we "ask" or "demand"?" " What's it about?" "We want the management to stop postponing the new assembly line." ""Demand"." " You see?" "Your studies haven't been in vain." "Is anything wrong?" "Oh, it's you." "Our boy's having an operation." "Appendicitis." "He was home alone yesterday afternoon." "We..." "We both had things to do." "I'II never forgive myself." "Oh, you're going away!" "On vacation?" " No." "Then you're doing the right thing, getting a proper rest." "You think I haven't noticed how bad you sometimes look?" "Give your mother my regards." "She'II nurse you back to health." "We always return to Mother, my dear child." "Shall I give Manfred a message?" "No." "No need." "Yes?" "I was afraid foryou." "Go ahead." "Say something." "I can't." " I see." "You're not alone." "No." " OK." "Let me talk." "I know exactly what face you're making." " Me too." "Do you still frown when you're angry?" " Yes, but I'm not angry." "Everything's fine here." " Here, too." " So I was wrong." "Yes, you were wrong." " Scout's honor?" " Scout's honor." "You can't fool me." " I wouldn't dare try." "I'll come back soon." " Do that." "And so to summarize:" "Severe punishment for Sigrid and Rita, because they abused our trust." "We also feel that Sigrid's silence about her parents' leaving the GDR demonstrates that she is morally unsuited to educate young people." "We therefore demand that she be expelled from the Institute." "On whose behalf are you speaking?" "For the comrades." "It's been decided." "We've agreed..." " Decided?" "What about Sigrid's motives?" "Why didn't she trust us?" "Why?" "Because she doesn't understand the Party line!" "And what is the Party line?" "Not avoiding conflict, saying what's what." "See to it that Sigrid feels the Party's there for her." "Whatever happens." "Who else is the Party there for, if not for her?" "That's politically naive!" "The imperialists are preparing for the decisive blow and what are we doing?" "How old were you when the war finished?" "18." "You know..." "I, the son of a worker, wanted to join the Nazi "Werewolf" underground or kill myself, when the war ended." "Back then, we expected and deserved to be hated and despised by the world." "But the Party was tolerant and patient with us." "And since then, I've come to admire these qualities." "Revolutionary qualities, Comrade Mangold." "You've never needed them." "It can't have been easy for Mangold." "He's probably had so many bad experiences that he has no faith in people." "Look." "Does this go with my suit?" "And you have faith in people?" "Years ago, I had a friend, my only one besides Martin." "We hung out every night talked about everything..." "I don't know if I can go in this." "Put on your other suit." " The gray one?" "black's de rigueur at these receptions." " Keep it on, then." "He became a journalist." "Two years later, I met him at a big university conference." "I gave a speech on poor teaching methods, and how hypocrisy is rewarded with good grades." " You said that?" "I once had big ideas, too." "The whole bunch of them tore into me, said how dangerous and perverted my views were." "I just looked at my friend." "He knew me." "He knew exactly what I was talking about." "He didn't look at me once." "He was first to leave." "Sometimes I think..." "It would be better for you if I was a few years older." "Your husband's still the same." " That's right." " No, really!" "You're right, of course." "You have to force him to concede that he's had a good idea." "I capitulate." "Idolatry." " Why did you come?" "He's a great chemist." "That doesn't mean he's a great man." "We're all sinners, anyway." " I hear your process has been accepted." "It's almost certain." " Congratulations." "You deserve it." ""No one should call himself happy before he's dead and buried," said the ancients." "You're too cynical, my dear Dr. Seifert." "So, Mr. Schwabe..." "How do you feel in our circle?" "The only authority we recognize is science." "You won't believe how happy I am to be working with Mr. Schwabe." "There are so many delicate problems at the university and he solves them brilliantly." " That's science:" ""Thou shalt have no other gods before me."" "That's why the State depends so much on its scientists." "Every state, Mr. Schwabe." " Of course, Doctor." "That's why the state supports its scientists." "Let's have a drink." "It makes them more bearable." "Keep smiling, Master." "We've been turned down." " Turned down?" "What do you mean?" "It means there are people at the factory who're pushing their own process." "We're in their way." "Is that right?" " I knew it." "This is where the battle really begins." "We have to prove to them that your process is better." " We do?" "I do?" "I don't have to do anything anymore." "He needs a good shaking." "Today, everything in Germany is doubled, even chemistry." "So if certain circumstances force a scientist to swap states, he doesn't swap his language and people." "He pledges his German name to a different German concern." "He switches companies." "Quite legitimate." "Which circumstances do you mean, Doctor?" " Well, privileges that came too late." "We sons of science rely on such things." "Retirement benefits, for example." " Thinking of passing away, Doctor?" "So?" "Will we survive all this?" "Time ought to stand still now." "Germany has always been a leader in chemistry." "We can't jeopardize that." "But which Germany will keep up the tradition?" "East Germany?" "West Germany?" "That depends on a number of things." "Our brains amongst them." "Right, Herrfurth?" " Indeed." "No." "No, you're mistaken." "But some people need the faults of a revolution as an excuse for their own laziness or cowardice." " Revolution." "Revolution in Germany?" "A contradiction in terms." "Right?" " But some people live very well from this contradiction, don't they?" "This is German Freedom Radio 904 with an important announcement:" "Attention!" "Attention!" "This is a message for Alligator:" "Land, ho!" "You return, without coming home." "She still feels the pain." "Can one cope with everything?" "Dear Rita," "I was afraid that writing to you might increase your pain and bitterness." "But I think you'II be glad to hear that our process is going to be put to use." "A Party commission currently at the factory has expressed an interest in it." "Manfred wrote me from West Berlin..." "tried to justify his actions." "Everyone who left tried to explain this step to us." "They all felt they'd left behind something irreplaceable... a few people... maybe a friend... a woman." "Remain steadfast for 8 months?" "For some, that was too long." "There, right before our eyes, a person could gradually fade away." "...Land, ho!" "End of message." "They've thrown Martin out of the Institute." "Why?" "He was screaming at everyone in the factory, calling them saboteurs." " He did that for you." "I went to see Schwabe." "How he looked at me when I said Martin was my friend!" ""Your friend, eh?" "He's being incredibly immature." "We'II have to remove him from the Institute."" "And I talk and talk until I feel sick." "But he doesn't hear what you say to him." "What will Martin do now?" "He's gone crazy." "He's returning to the factory that did him in." "If I were him..." " Yes?" "You?" "The whole thing makes me sick." "The dregs of history... are always made up of individual misfortune." "You know..." "Whatever happens, we'II always love each other." "Won't you speak to me anymore?" "Have I become unbearable?" "You're imagining things." "Give me a kiss." "Imagine they hadn't invited us on this test run and we were in the car, heading for Siberia, the Caucasus..." "I'II show you the car." "One, two, three, four, Golf, alpha." "Braking test in four minutes." "Do you Iike our car?" "It's good." "A stone on the Iong road to Socialism." "What are you referring to?" " To a trifle, to the fact of historical delay, something we Germans should be well aware of." "For us, corrupted by individualism and civilization, no road leads back to the simple virtues of a new society." "Humbug!" "He doesn't mean it." "Yes, he does." "He really does mean it." "Don't you see that what you need are unbroken heroes?" "But what you find is a broken generation." " Ready for braking test." "A tragic contradiction." " Your resignation lacks anger, my dear Iatter-day Faust." "Between Faust and us lie centuries." "That's what I'm saying." "The braking distance is too long." "Hey!" "Have you heard?" "The Russians have put a man in space." ""I saw clouds and their light shadows on distant, beloved Earth." "And for one moment, the farmer's son in me awoke:" "The perfectly black skies looked like a freshly-plowed field and the stars were the seed corn."" "Everything that happens suddenly makes sense." "A farmer's son plows the heavens and scatters the stars as seed corn over them." "Will our tiny scrap of human warmth withstand the cold of the cosmos?" "I know what's next:" "A huge propaganda campaign, but whizzing about through space won't make our lives easier." "The Sixties:" "Mankind's great sigh of relief." "My God, do we have to take the petty accident that caused life on earth so seriously?" "Has your father got used to his new post?" " What are you talking about?" "Didn't he tell you?" "He's been head bookkeeper for four weeks." "So he's been demoted!" "I think he prefers it." " I see." "The same old song:" ""The Moor has done his duty, the Moor can go..."" "Let me ask you something." "What use do you see in the excessive mistrust so prevalent today, otherwise known as vigilance?" "You're mixing up different things." " I see." "I'm mixing things up." "At least I can see the absurdity of certain contradictions:" "Such as the contradiction between means and ends." "Yes, it's hard to bring the two into accord with each other." "Admit it: it's impossible." "Honesty's a virtue." "Then strive for it yourself." "I'II do my best." "It seems I'm being misunderstood here." "I just regret the huge amount of energy being wasted on the impossible." "Why do you need everyone's approval?" " Approval?" "I'm speaking from experience:" "Greed, selfishness, mistrust, envy." "You can always rely on them." "But humanity?" " Even bad qualities only persist as long as necessary." "Grand sentiments aren't my specialty." "Forget the grand rhetoric, the grand sentiments." "Forget them!" "What's the matter with you?" "I'm looking... for the fixed point a person needs... in order not to lose oneself completely." "And you're looking for it in me?" "Where else?" "You weren't sure of me anymore?" "Yes, I was, brown-haired maiden." "Let me always be sure." "Yes?" "As sure as you want." "My dear!" "My son has finally seen reason." "Gone." " Not returned, there's a difference." "The professor himself sent him to the conference." "He also thought of you." "Until you can follow him, you can continue to stay with us, of course." "We can pack in two hours... and just leave." "Leave?" "Where to?" "My God!" "He doesn't know." "Parents belong with their children." "Who would employ an old man like me over there?" "My drops." "Quick..." "YOU MUST COME!" "I LIVE FOR THE DAY WHEN I'LL BE WITH YOU AGAIN!" "Bye, Rita!" "Bye!" "Hello, Rita!" "Good to see you!" "They've just put me through the mill." "Why?" "Everything's going well." "West Germany has cancelled our metal shipments." "And they're criticizing you for that?" " Should we criticize Krupp?" "People saythere's going to be a war." "And what do you think?" "Sometimes I'm afraid." "People say if we get through August and part of September, then there'II be no war." " I see." "People are familiar with how wars begin." "I often say too little." "I did that day, when I spoke with Manfred." "You always think there'II be time to clear things up." "Then suddenly, your time's up." "With you, I'd be sorry if I'd said too little or said the wrong thing." "You know you can count on me." "Here." "Thank you." " Do you smoke?" "Thanks." " You're welcome." "The Medusa's head of the age." "Everyone has their problems:" "For one person it's plastic bombs, for another, a toothpaste grin." "If we're to believe the magazines." "But aren't they problems of a different magnitude?" "Indeed they are." "Whatever you say." "Are you visiting someone in Berlin?" "My fiancé." "please have your identity cards ready." "I hope your fiancé lives in East Berlin." "Why?" " They might ask you." "Yes, in East Berlin." "He lives in Pankow." "20." "And a round trip?" "40." "Rita." "You've changed." "This is purgatory!" "Look around." "The free world is at your feet." "I'd always asked myself why we live in this world." "With him this question vanished, as if it had been answered." "Didn't you ever think of following him?" "I did follow him." "And?" "I missed him." "I remember that Sunday was very hot." "I barely noticed it at the time." "The streets were like ovens." "By the way, buildings look the same everywhere." "There's more glass and cellophane on the shopping boulevards, of course." "I can well imagine how much I'd enjoy shopping in such stores." "But everything just revolved around eating and drinking, buying clothes and sleeping." "Why were they eating?" "Where were they going in those big wide cars?" "What did people in this city think about before going to sleep?" "First things first!" "That's what you now think." "Have you ever been there?" " Yes, years ago." "Then you know how it is." "You like a Iot of things... but they don't really make you happy." "You're alone in a terrible way." "It's worse than being abroad, because you're still hearing your own language." "Of course, you're still wearing your political glasses." "I know it's hard to get rid of them." "But things are different in West Germany." " Wendland said:" ""I can forgive some people, but not him." "He knew what he was doing."" "Wendland?" "Let me tell you something." "Here, I know where I am." "Anything's possible here." "Over there..." "I pity your Wendland." " Why are you so angry, then?" "We're having a tough time right now." " Who's "we"?" "Everybody." "The pressure's increasing." "We've even noticed it at the factory." "Well, that's all behind me now, those meaningless difficulties." "I'm getting a job where others are paid to get rid of my difficulties for me." "It's what I've always wanted." "You were the one who always told us, "We just need more time."" "One day, I understood what you meant." "I saw what became of Herbert Kuhl." "Meternagel called for higher norms again." "Everyone resisted." "Then Kuhl fitted 14 frames during one night shift." "Are you put out because I was the first to do it?" "You're a blockhead." "But I'd Iike to know why you're doing it." "Yes, I bet you would." "Anyone else can do less and he's a hero." "I'm the only one you ask why I do it?" "Why only me?" "Because I was a lieutenant?" "Well, I was." "With my heart and soul." "I never do things by halves." "You can make any man look a swine." "Hey, cool down." "For ten years, you've wanted to prove to yourself that you're a swine." "Now you've spoilt your own plan." "The Party Secretary said to Meternagel:" ""Stop taking things to extremes." "You're driving my men to the West."" "For God's sake, not so loud." "Do you remember how appalling we sometimes found the behavior of the adults?" "Today, I'm afraid I too could get used to terrible things." "You might, too." " What things?" "Not saying what you think, working less than you can." "That there are enough bombs to blow up the planet several times." "That a person you belong to can be driven away from you forever..." "leaving behind only a letter." " Rita..." "You think it was easy for me, little one?" "It was too much for you." "You're confusing things: your factory, the bomb, and me." "A city without a hinterland." "That's grim." "You're blaming me for that?" "I'm sorry." "I'm going crazy." "Let's stop blaming each other like... two opposing politicians." "I Iove you and no other." "Forever." "And I know what I'm saying." "I've never said that to anyone else." "Is asking you to come with me too much?" "close your eyes." "Listen to a few names:" "Lake Constance, the Rhine, the black Forest." "Isn't that Germany, too?" "This city doesn't give anything away." "In fact, the people here pity us." "They think it's obvious who's richer, who poorer in this country." "A year ago, I would've followed him." "Anywhere." "And now?" "Sometimes I ask myself:" "Can the world be measured by our standards of good and evil?" "Isn't it simplythere, and that's it?" "But that would make my having left him senseless." "Do you know why I wanted to talk to you today?" "I want to know if telling the truth is always the sensible thing." "You expect me to answer that?" " You said it." " What?" "Sometimes everything comes at once." "I was told too much trust ruins people." "There's some truth in that." "I became unsure myself." "But people are so greedy for honesty." "At last we're ready to face the truth, to stop saying that difficult things are easy and that darkness is light," "to stop abusing people's trust." "It's the most precious thing we've won." "Heal, kitten, heal!" "The cat has four legs." "Four legs and a long tail, tomorrow he'll be well." "Heal, kitten, heal!" ""I want to follow you, through forests and seas, through ice and iron, and the enemy's ranks."" "Isn't that how it goes?" "What did they know when they wrote such songs?" "In the olden days, when lovers parted they chose a star where their gazes could meet at night." "What should we choose?" "At least they can't divide the heavens." "The heavens are the first to be divided." "Farewell... brown-haired maiden." "And that's how the story ends." "A banal story, you might say." "If this only happens once in a lifetime, it's behind her now." "Things will never be the way they once were." "Pardon my frankness, but you are a peculiar person." "To be honest, I'm still puzzled as to why you came back." "Love was more romantic in my day." "Why did my son hate me?" "He doesn't hate you anymore." "Really, he doesn't." "Martin Jung is back at the Institute." "Some people would give a Iot to be able to take back certain harsh words." "You see how many things depend on chance at the moment." "And Rolf Meternagel?" "Has his file been cleared of the chance that had cost him his post?" "But he's foreman again." "And the 3,000 marks?" "A trifle." "My husband is sick." "I'II find something else." " Come on, you think he'd let you leave?" "He's not Iike other people." "They buy TVs and refrigerators and washing machines for their wives." "You know what he does with his money?" "He saves it." "He thinks I don't know what for, but I do." "He wants to... return the 3,000 marks he overpaid." "He's crazy." "He's really crazy." "Does the factory need those 3,000 marks?" "I need them." "You can't imagine how much he gets done." " Yes, I can." "That's why he has to be the way he is." "Who told you to take over in the sickbed?" "Sit down, girl." "Well..." "It's all caught up with me now." "Heart, nerves, circulatory problems, and the devil knows what else." "I'm going to a spa, so they can patch me up." "Who'II cover for you?" "If only we knew in advance what's in store for us." "There was a time once when I thought nothing could happen to me... that nothing could faze me." "Keep thinking that." "Nothing will faze you." "Maybe now you'll realize that the fate of future generations depends on the strength of countless people." "At every single moment." "Sometimes we'll be tired, sometimes be angry and furious." "But we're not afraid, and that makes up for everything." "So we'll get used to sleeping soundly, wallow in excess," "as if this strange substance called life existed in limitless abundance, and will never run out." "Subtitling by SUBS Hamburg Michael Hale" | {
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"My name is Shake Zula the Mike Ruler the Old-Schooler you want to trip" "I'll bring it to ya" "Frylock, and I'm on top rock you like a cop" "Meatwad, you're up next with your knock-knock" "Meatwad make the money, see" "Meatwad get the honeys, g drivin' in my car livin' like a star ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus uh, check-check it, yeah 'cause we are the Aqua Teens make the homeys say ho" "and the girlies want to scream 'cause we are the Aqua Teens make the homeys say ho and the girlies want to scream" "Aqua Teen Hunger Force number one in the 'hood, g â?" "S" "Come on back." "Ok." "Step." "There's a step." "I'm losing my grip here." "Step down." "Where do you want it, where do you want it, where do you want it?" "Th-there." "Whew!" "Was that thing heavy?" "Damn it, Shake!" "Did you have to order the supersized trough?" "Hydration is essential." "[slurp]" "Ahh." "So good." "[slurp]" "And I need 85... [slurping]" "Gallons of soda per day, and plus... [slurp] [slurp]" "It comes with an edible hand truck." "The tires are chocolate." "Hey, y'all." "Look at this." ""Just rip it and win."" "Oh." "What did you win," "Meatwad?" "20 cents off my next wasabi fries!" "All right!" "You see, they fill the fries with wasabi sauce..." "I know, Meatwad." "I know." "I saw the ad, too." "and they good." "Yeah." "I'm sure they're not." "Do yours." "Rip it and win." "[groaning] 20 cents off the next order of wasabi fries!" "You see, they fill the french fry up with wasabi sauce." "Yeah." "We know, ok?" "We know." "See what you win, Carl." "uh, "Tonight you will get your dick ripped off."" "That doesn't sound right, does it?" "Here." "Read this." ""Tonight you will get your dick ripped off."" "Is that a prize?" "Uh, you might want to check with the manager on this, Carl." "No, no, no!" "Don't do that." "Can't you read?" "He's the guy that rips it off." "Just grab the bottom of the cup, rip it, and win." "Prizes include a new car or a discount on teriyaki fries." "At wong burger, when it's right, it's wong." "Some customers may get their dicks ripped off." "Right there, right there." "Did you hear that?" "Oh, yeah." "About them teriyaki fries?" "No, no, no, no, no." "The--the--the--the la--the last part, the low, fast part." "Rewind." "Go back." "We ain't got no tivo, so... that was live, Carl." "But we can still go back through the power of imagination." "I like the way you're thinking." "Go get the puppets." "Ok." "All right." "Let's go." "Roll it." "Just grab the bottom of the cup, rip it, and win." "Prizes include a new car or a discount on teriyaki fries." "At wong burger, when it's right, it's wong." "Some customers may get their dicks ripped off." "I frickin' knew he said that!" "I knew he said that!" "What?" "About the teriyaki fries?" "[car horn honking]" "Oh, my--Carl, hide." "I ain't hiding' from nobody." "Who is it?" "[knock on door]" "I don't know, but they got sharp hooks and long necklaces made out of dicks." "Uh, ok." "Just to be safe," "I'm--i'm gonna hide down here." "Carl, in here." "No one won't never look in here." "Don't no one never want to get near here." "You, uh, you sure about this?" "Oh, just do it." "Aah!" "Whoops!" "My bad." "I told y'all this closet's not to be opened." "It is a horrible, horrible place in there." "Well, there's knob there." "Why do you think I put the sign there?" "You think I was being cute?" "I don't know." "Ding-dong the dick is dead," "Carl!" "Oh." "I'm gonna go in--i'm in this cabinet." "Ahem." "Can I help you?" "Yes, you can!" "[asian music playing]" "Uh, you're from wong's, aren't you?" "Yes, I am." "So who's gonna get their dick ripped off tonight?" "Well, he ain't here." "Who's not here?" "Carl, the guy that it ain't happening to." "So someone won." "I don't even know what you're talking about." "Nobody won anything here." "Mind if I look around?" "[crash]" "Yes, I do mind." "Oh." "Scratch off and win." "Every cup's a winner!" "1 in 3 chance of getting your dick ripped off." "Dude, look." "You're wasting your time because no one won that." "Oh." "Well, that's not what he said." "Who won it, little man?" "'Cause someone's dick is coming with me tonight!" "Next door and shut up!" "shake!" "I'm trying to watch this show." "Will you shut the hell up?" "God!" "Good-bye." "Carl, come on out." "are they gone?" "Yeah." "To your house." "They're gonna turn it inside out, Carl, until he gets ahold of your dick." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey!" "He's over here!" "Where'd you go?" "Would you shut up?" "Apparently, Carl, when you bought that medium drink, you entered a binding contract." "It enables them to rip off your dick." "Oh, no!" "Yeah." "And there's really nothing I can do about it." "[cell phone ringing]" "Hello?" "Did you get the dick yet?" "We're working on it," "Mr. Wong Burger." "Finally tonight, I will have enough dicks to complete the dickship and return to dick planet." "Yes, Mr. Wong Burger." "How we gonna get out of this, fry man?" "Well, I have an idea, but it's not very good." "Those dicks, will you, please, somebody stack them better?" "The dicks won't hold together, Mr. Wong Burger!" "We're gonna have to wrap these dicks with something, maybe with a--a dick." "Are you telling me that I don't know dick?" "If anyone knows how to build a ship out of dicks, it is me!" "Yes, Mr. Wong Burger." "because I am king dick!" "We're missing a dick for the nose cone!" "The dick ship will never hold together." "What's taking them so long?" "He entered a binding legal contract the moment he took a sip." "You don't think they're..." "Dicking around over there, do you?" "I doubt it." "They're professional dick hunters." "They crave dick, as we all do." "you can get up now, Carl." "I think we're done." "Oh, man." "Feel all right?" "Where'd you get these painkillers?" "They're awesome." "Yeah." "Maybe you should just, like, use pills forever." "Yeah." "You're right." "This was a, uh, very bad idea." "Hey, Carlina, wow!" "Oh." "I get it." "Yeah." "You put me under, dressed me like a woman, took pictures of me." "Laugh's on me, huh?" "Well, no, Carl." "See--heh--uh, you're not just dressed like a woman." "Oh, do go on, please." "Well, it's pretty simple really." "I removed your dick so no one will have no need to remove it." "So the giant blood stain is, uh--what is that, me having my period, I guess?" "Heh heh!" "It could be, or it could be just the spot where I snipped your dick off." "You're taking this pretty good, Carl." "Kudos." "Seems like this whole thing kind of defeats the purpose, you know?" "Yep." "And what I just did was a very bad idea." "You think, uh, maybe I could, uh, have my dick back?" "Oh, wait." "You know what?" "Maybe you should keep my dick so you could, uh, hump yourself!" "Technically, that would not be, uh, doing yourself, just for the record." "Hey, Carl." "Look at that." "You can still pick your dick out of the garbage." "Is that it?" "Is that mine?" "Of course it is." "It's got that curve to the left." "No, no, no!" "Why'd you let them take it?" "Hang on, hang on, hang on." "I have a better plan." "Meatwad, you got a big dick, right?" "Oh, yeah." "Huge, but I need it for tonight." "But it's detachable, so that helps us." "No!" "No way I'm having a dick made of hamburger." "I'm not giving it to you." "Good because I don't need it because I'm huge between the legs!" "Who wants to see my dick?" "[grease squishing] see?" "Dick Nixon." "Old Tricky Dick." "I have another idea." "All the dicks are polished, sir." "Probably needs just a couple more dick rotors, maybe a dick wheel or two." "Yes, Mr. Wong Burger!" "and, uh, do we have to fuel it up with some dicks?" "Yes." "We got a full tank of dicks." "Full tank." "Good, good, good." "Wall-to-wall dick carpeting?" "Yes." "You've mentioned that," "Mr. Wong Burger." "Agh!" "Dicks!" "Everywhere I turn, it's dicks!" "Intruders!" "Stop them!" "Close the dick gate!" "What are you doing touching my dicks?" "You can't just run around, ripping off people's dicks to make a giant dickship." "I have an advanced degree in dicknology!" "You're a madman, Wong Burger!" "This ship will never fly." "Well, how else am I supposed to get home?" "Call someone to pick you up." "I will." "Hey." "Hey." "You don't know which one of these is Carl's." "It don't matter." "Just get one." "You grab one." "I'm not touching those dicks." "Hopefully, the swelling in your chest should go down once the testosterone fully circulates around your body." "Ohh." "What about my voice?" "Oh." "I added a third testicle to speed up the process." "I'll have to cut it out later." "Otherwise, you'd just go insane with rage." "Whoa!" "Check it out!" "Somebody's suing Wong Burger!" "Wong Burger could not be reached for comment as he left the press conference in a giant spaceship made of dicks, which crashed into a building made of dicks." "Apparently that's what the building was made of, if you've ever seen it from the interstate." "Clearly, the act of a total..." "Total, uh--you know, a total," "Uh..." "Uh, what's the word I'm looking for here?" "Uh..." "Uh..." "Total, uh..." "While you guys are busy wasting, I found a perfectly good hot dog in the trash sitting right on top of two soggy walnuts." "Mm." "Still in the wrapper." "I mean, there's hair on them, but, hey, a little brush off." "Delicious." "Mm." "This tastes like blood." "Wow!" "This hot dog." "I think the gum is blood flavored." "Wait." "Yeah." "Definitely blood flavored." | {
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"All I'm saying is that when you take a creature into your home and you feed it and you clean up after it, you don't expect him to bark at you every time you walk in the door." "Okay, first of all, the creature has a name." "It's Ed." "And vegetarian risotto is not feeding me." "A meal has meat." "That's why meat and meal are practically the same word." "You should be thankful I'm feeding you at all." "The only thing I did was make you think you won the lottery." "I didn't think you were gonna leave the woman you were with for over 40 years." "That's because you never met her." "Hold on, guys." "Hold on." "Even a snake and a mongoose can be taught to get along." "Of course, they don't have to share a toilet." "Ed, how fast can you get back with your wife?" "I don't know." "I gotta get back in my own bed." "My insomnia's acting up again." "Have you tried watching a little TV before bed?" "I don't know why he'd have a little TV when the big ones are so cheap now." "I usually watch TV before bed, but... get this..." ""Gaybraham Lincoln" here doesn't have a television." "And, frankly, I couldn't be happier." "Now I'm reading and thinking..." "Well, why don't you read the ads in the Sunday paper and think about buying a television?" "Oops, I thought you guys were done." "I'll just be in the kitchen, Charlie." "Well, we're running over anyway." "What do you say we wrap it up?" "See you guys on Tuesday." "Ed, Patrick, try to be more patient with each other." "So, like, how do you keep up with the Kardashians without watching "Keeping up with the Kardashians"?" "'Cause I'm keeping up with Voltaire." "Is he the pool boy on "Real Housewives"?" "Yes." "Voltaire, one of the greatest writers of all time, is the pool boy on "Real Housewives."" "Well, I guess everybody just wants to be on TV." "So, where's your new boyfriend?" "At home, naked in your bed?" "Rolling around in my alimony money?" "No, we did that the other night." "Tonight, we're using it to make a papier-mâché piñata shaped like a jackass, but we'll need your picture." "Jen, Sean's got no job." "He lives in your house." "He eats your food." "He's using you." "He's a sponge." "He's "Sponge Sean No Moneypants."" "No, you're wrong, Charlie." "Sean is kind and considerate." "And I'll tell you more about him on the way to bail him out of jail." " He's in jail?" " It was not his fault." "We took the subway to the Long Beach Aquarium, some guy grabbed my ass, and he punched him in front of an undercover cop." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Something's not adding up." "Charlie, he was just defending me." "You would've done the same thing." "No, not that." "There's a subway in Los Angeles?" "Yes, LA has a subway." "Do other people know about this?" "Anger Management 2x23" " Charlie The Secret Gigolo - Original air date June 10, 2013" "Dude, thank you for bailing me out of jail and for picking up the tab at the drive-through." "My pleasure." "You know, I've never seen any one person spend more than 20 bucks at a McDonald's." "Impressive." "I don't understand what happened." "I mean, everything's only a dollar." "You ordered 20 things." "You really don't understand what happened?" "I gotta be honest." "I don't understand anything anymore." "I mean, come on." "Why'd I have to go to jail?" "I barely hit the guy." "How was I supposed to know he would drop with one punch?" "Yeah, the little ones go down pretty easy." "He was, like, 6'5", 260." "Nerds come in all shapes and sizes." "You know what I found out after the fact?" "He used to be a linebacker for the Chargers." "Hmm." "White guy, though, right?" "Black guy." " Light-skinned?" " Charlie!" "Look, I know I shouldn't have hit him, all right?" "But he insulted Jen." "Come on." "What would you have done?" "I woulda told him that what he did was wrong and then disengaged." "Yeah, chicks dig that." "You know what chicks really dig?" "Guys who aren't in jail." "You smell like French fries and crime, dude." "Take a shower." "They're not fries, they're nuggets." "I got a bag of 'em in my pocket and I am gonna eat 'em later." "Burn." "I just don't le him." "Well, you were sweet to bail him out." "And I'm afraid the favors don't stop there." "The court says he has to go to anger management therapy." "Forget it, Jen." "Please, Charlie." "Do this for me." "He doesn't have an anger problem, so he doesn't need to talk about his childhood with one of those court-ordered douchebags." "Hey, I'm one of those court-ordered douchebags." "Wow, I really am bad at asking for favors." "Will you look at that?" "My connection is way stronger now." "First throw." "Who lands a Frisbee on the roof on their first throw?" "A guy who wants to learn to toss a Frisbee so he can meet girls in the park." "Well, screaming like one when it lands on the roof is not gonna help." "Dad's right." "You're hopeless." "Is this how you guys talk about me when I'm not here?" "Yes." "Well, thanks for getting my Internet working again." "I will see you Thursday for dinner." "And by the way, I recorded your call for quality purposes, too." "And you did great." "Wait, you're dating a woman you met on a tech support call?" "She was very nice." "She doubled the speed of my DSL... and tested it by sending me some surprisingly quick-loading videos." "That's not fair." "You just break up with Kate and you're already dating." "Yep, I'm back in." "I've been back in for three years and no one cares." "I'm this close to getting a billboard." "Well, don't use your profile picture from Facebook." "You look crazy." "I'm trying to smile like I know a secret." "Is the secret that you're crazy?" " Hey, Sean." " Hey, Charlie." "Glad you could make it." "Please take a seat on the couch over here with Ed and Patrick." "I was gonna watch some videos during group." "Can I get your Wi-Fi password?" "My password, sure." "It's notonyourfrickinlife, all one word." "Look, if you're gonna be here, you have to participate." "I thought this was gonna be like traffic school." "I could show up, sit in the back, watch a couple car crash movies, go home." "It's a little different here." "There aren't so many car crashes as there are, you know, train wrecks." "Hi, I'm Lacey." " Who are you?" " All aboard." "I'm Sean, hi." "Look at you." "If I'd known you were coming," "I woulda worn nicer clothes." "Or fewer clothes." "It's really your preference." "Everyone, this is Sean." "He's gonna be joining us for the next six weeks because of a little nudge from the judge." "What'd you do, Sean?" "Uh, fight on the subway." "That's it." "And they sent you here all the way from New York?" "Apparently, there's a subway in L.A." "Well, I don't know how we're supposed to be honest when our therapist makes up crazy stories." "Anyway, why don't we start where we left off last week?" "Ed, how's it going over at Patrick's?" "Lousy." "I'm still not sleeping." "William "Shakesqueere" over here... still thinks he's too sophisticated to buy a television." "Yeah, well, maybe you should read a book for once in your life." "Ralph... "Baldo" Emerson." "How do you come up with those so fast?" "Listen, guys, guys." "We've talked about this." "You gotta find a way..." "Sean." "Sean!" "Yeah?" "Sorry to interrupt your Top 10 Bitchin' Bro Jams... we're trying to have therapy here." "I gotta be honest, man." "I don't really care about their problems." "I don't know any of these people." "I know, right?" "Well, you might want to start caring because one phone call from me to your probation officer and you go to jail." "God, why are you being so mean to him?" "Can't you see he's clearly handsome?" "I don't remember her name, but she's very observant." "It's Lacey." "Like my underwear." "All right, all right, that's enough." "You either participate or you're out." "Listen, if you wanna call my probation officer, do it, all right?" "Call him." "Better yet, maybe I should just find a different therapist." "I think that's exactly what you should do." " There's the door." " Oh, great." "That thing over there?" "Perfect." "If you hadn't told me, I would've just wandered around here for days." "He's so funny." "By the way, I hacked into your Wi-Fi." "Uh, so everybody knows, his super cool password... therapystud47." "I know it sounds like an amazing coincidence, but that password came with the router." "Come on, puree one time for Daddy." "Ed, it's 3:00 in the morning." "What the hell are you doing?" "Trying to make a milk shake, but first I had to fix your stupid blender." "Have you ever connected the dots between milk shakes in the middle of the night and your current silhouette?" "When I was at home, my wife would get up when I couldn't sleep and make me a milk shake and we'd sit on the sofa and rub each other's feet while we watch TV till we fell asleep." "Yeah, ain't gonna happen." "I wasn't asking." "What are we going to do, Ed?" "How are we gonna get you home?" "I don't know." "It was a bad fight." "I said some awful things." "Like what?" "Well, like she should burn in hell like every meal she ever cooked for me." " Ouch." " Yep." "I told Mark that I hated his cooking, too." "I mean, if you're gonna kill animals for food, at least marinate them properly." "And then I told him I hated his mustache." "Weird, I told my wife the same thing." "Well, would you like me to make you a milk shake?" "I'd like that." "Then I'll tell you the story about the horrible cruise I took with my wife." "What was so horrible?" "I told you, I was with my wife." "Think of the Internet as a freeway." "Now, your old DSL only had four lanes open to traffic, but with the new bandwidth, it's like having 12." "Were you talking this way last night at dinner?" "I don't know." "I was pretty buzzed." "Oh." "Mimosa?" "Sure." "I really like this shirt." "Can I keep it?" "After last night, you can keep the house." "I just want you to know, I have never dated anybody" "I met during a tech support call, but I am really glad your computer went." "I'm sorry, I'm going to have to put you on hold for a minute." "Please stand by." "Your booty call is very important to us." "Coming." " Hey." " Oh, it's you." "Look, I have a tech person in the kitchen and they're not gonna leave until I'm 100% satisfied with the service." "You banging the computer girl?" " Pretty much." " Right." "Look, I'll make it quick, all right?" "Uh, I'm really sorry about yesterday." "What I did was stupid and I would appreciate it if you'd let me come back to the group." "Not gonna happen, dude." "You're not capable of taking the process seriously." "Try me." "All right, why'd you hit that guy in the subway?" "Because he grabbed Jen's ass and he said some crap and I decked him." "That's..." "I told you that already." "What did he say?" "He called me a boy toy." "He what?" "He saw Jen give me a couple bucks and he called me a boy toy, all right?" "Look, I just..." "I have some stuff in my past that I haven't shared with anybody and I'm a little sensitive about it." "Like what, were you, like, a... like, a male hooker or something?" "Holy crap, you were." "Charlie, are you gonna be a while?" "Yes." "By the way, the term is escort, all right?" "Ladies, they don't order hookers." "They order escorts." "Well, sure, then it's classy." "So can I come back to the group?" " Yes." " Thank you." "It's 100 bucks a session, but no kissing on the mouth." "I'm sorry, I couldn't resist." "Uhh." "We should stop them, Charlie." "This won't be usable in the study." "It is not representative of married sex." "Why?" "Because they're enjoying themselves?" "Please!" "They're putting on a show for us." "This guy's flapping around like one of those inflatable wind men outside a used car lot." "Really?" "Nothing for the wind guy?" "I'm sorry." "I'm a little distracted right now." "What's going on?" "I've got this really heavy piece of information about a guy who's living with a woman I know and I absolutely cannot tell you." "Well, that's your call." "When Jen's boyfriend was in his 20s, he was a male prostitute." "There, you happy you squeezed it out of me?" "Wow." "But if it was that long ago," "I don't see why you're so concerned." "Because he's showing he has no problem living off money from women." "He's doing the same thing with Jen right now." "I can't tell her 'cause of patient confidentiality." "Well, Jen's a smart woman." "She'll figure it out eventually." "You think?" "Did I ever tell you that she once asked me if wrestling was real?" "High school wrestling." "Or she may not." "But you can't tell her." "It would be completely unprofessional." "Says the woman who screams out "Yahtzee!"" "when her test subjects are done having sex." "That's different." "Soundproof glass." "Well, she's gotta find out somehow." "Ah, be careful, Charlie." "The APA takes that stuff seriously." "They're devoted to making sure that psychologists are held to the highest standard of ethics." "And, Yahtzee." "Ta-da." "Settle down." "I've already seen your outfit for today." "No, look." "Ta-da." "You bought a television." "Well, you started closing the bathroom door, so as a thank-you, I did this." "Now you can get some sleep." "Well, thank you, Patrick." "I'm gonna read a book, but you feel free to just give it a whirl." "I ain't here to make friends." "I'm here to show the world that some of the best fashion ideas come out of Tuscaloosa." "Oh, God. "Redneck Fabulous."" "I used to love this trash." "I've seen better clothes on a train-hoppin' hobo." " Oh, no, you di'n't." " Oh, yes, I di-id." "Ooh, that's a country catfight right there." "Shut your stupid..." "I mean, look at them." "Why would people even waste their time on this garbage?" "I agree." "Why don't we turn this off, make a couple of milk shakes, and swap stories about our exes?" "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." "I can't believe Jolene is back." "And after she spit on the other Jolene." "That bedazzled bolo is everything." "Hey, buddy." "You're the guy who runs trivia night, right?" "Yeah." "What would it take for you to use these questions instead of yours?" "I'm trying to keep my ex-wife from making a huge mistake." "Whatever they're paying you tonight, I'll double it." "$4,000!" " Dude." " All right." "Two hot dogs and two beers." " Hey." " Hey, Jen." "Hey, Charlie." "Thanks for inviting me out." "Well, I figured you might be bored since Sean's out playing poker with his buddies." "Oh, by the way, just so you know, he's playing with his own money." "Really?" "Where'd he get it?" "Well, he sold me a couple of his rings and a vintage guitar." "Oh, my God." "You're a pawnshop." "Okay, everybody." "It's time for trivia night." "Ladies, if you need some hints, I'm up front." "Dudes, not so much." "I'm kidding." "Look, I don't mean to put Sean down, but what do you really know about the guy?" "I mean, like, what did he do in his 20s?" "Question one. "What 1980 crime thriller"" ""stars Richard Gere and Lauren Hutton?"" "Oh, I know this one." ""Officer and a Gentleman."" "No, Jen." "It was "American Gigolo."" "Remember, he got paid to have sex with women?" "Maybe it was "Chicago."" "He was great in that." "I don't know, I didn't see it." "Was he paid to have sex with women in that one?" "No, he tap-danced." "It was wonderful." "Anyway, Sean must have mentioned something about his early jobs." "Next question." ""What car manufactured by Ford"" ""was also released by Mazda"" ""under the name the 323?"" "I have no idea." "I know." "It was the Escort." "Maybe it was the Miata." "No, Jen." "It was the Escort." "I don't think so." "Two things we know for sure." ""American Gigolo," Escort." ""What Civil War general"" ""is best known for his stunning defeat"" ""at the Battle of Chancellorsville in 1863?"" "Hooker!" "It was Hooker." "It's Hooker, "American Gigolo," Escort." "There's a pattern here." "You're babbling." "I'm going to the bathroom." "Charlie, hey." "What's up?" "Hey, Sean, what are you doing here?" "What happened to poker?" "It was a rough night." "Took a beating." "But then I remembered you were bringing Jen out so I figured I'd come join you guys." "Are these your sliders?" "Can I have these?" "Yeah, sure... if you tell Jen about the escort thing." "I'm not gonna do that because that is ancient history and I already touched this slider, so I'm gonna eat it." "Well, if you don't tell her, I will." "I'm not sure how you're gonna do that with patient confidentiality." "This next question is a combo." ""007 was played by blank Connery,"" ""and what is the world's oldest profession?"" ""Oh, and make it a sentence by putting 'was a'"" ""between 'Sean' and 'prostitute.'"" "What the hell is your problem?" "If I have to make a choice between protecting a patient and protecting the mother of my kid, she's gonna win that one every time." "You know what?" "I haven't done crap to Jen, all right?" "So why don't you get a life and stop trying to make it up to your ex for being a cheating douchebag for so many years, all right?" "Oh!" "What the hell's wrong with you?" "Sorry." "I wasn't talking to you." "Sorry." "I'm going home." "Drive safe." "This sucks for you, dude." "Please, you threw the first punch." "You're going to jail." "And when it gets out that I assaulted a client and my practice is ruined, then whose money are you gonna spend?" "Bang." "Are you stupid?" "You really think that I'm with Jen for the money?" "If that was the case, don't you think I'd find a woman with a more successful ex-husband?" "Could you scoot over, please, so I could elbow you in the face?" "Yeah, well, maybe I'd like to see her with a more successful boyfriend who doesn't blow all her money on poker." "You're a piece of work." "You know what I did tonight?" "I won big, all right?" "And I lied to you because I wanted to surprise Jen." "There's a pile of cash sitting on her kitchen counter." "Twice what I owe her." "So, bang." "Another damn trivia fight." "What kind of questions do they ask that drives you people to do this?" "Listen, there's no reason to take us both down to the station, all right?" "I..." "I attacked him and he was just defending himself." "Really?" "That saves me some time." "Let me get those cuffs off." "It sucks to lose your job." "I don't want to see you have to go through it." "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "Wait, wait." " Sean..." " Do me a favor, too, by the way." "Could you pick up my tab?" "I ordered a bottle of Dom and some chili fries." "Take him away, Officer." | {
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"♪" "Animal." "Both tangos in Echo-1 are down." "Perimeter is covered." "See you fellas on the other side." "Roger that, Cowboy." "It's a trap." "Abort, abort." "Move, move, move!" "Cowboy, abort!" "Repeat, abort!" "♪ NCIS:" "LA 4x14 ♪ Kill House Original Air Date on February 5, 2013" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "♪" "You know what?" "This is an open-plan workspace." "What are you doing?" "Hitting reset." "Getting a fresh perspective." "Good morning!" "If you..." "What are you..." "No, no." "No." "What are you doing?" "You can't do that." "You can't just sit in another man's desk." "We're a team." "One for all and all for one." "This is an open-plan workspace." "That's like sleeping with a man's girlfriend." "Actually, it's not anything like sleeping with his girlfriend." "Hey, is that for me?" "What the crap?" "What... what the hell is that?" "It looks like a box full of Mind-Your-Own-Damn-Business." "That's clever." "You know what else is clever?" "Me, Googling the return address." "Watch and learn." "Isn't that against the law, Deeks?" "We are the law." "Besides, we're a team, right?" "All for one and one for all and whatever you said before." "Hi." "What you doing there?" "Me?" "Nothing." "I was just..." "Got a box and I was keeping the open-plan workspace flow..." "I don't..." "He was clocking the return address." "He was gonna Google it." "No, that's not true." "I wouldn't Google it 'cause that's illegal and we're the law." "Whatever happened to privacy?" "We got to get back to basics." "We do." "No more secrets, no more hidden agendas, no more suspicions." "You know, we got to embrace each other." "That's right." "What's in the box?" "Mind your own damn business." "Good call." "What's in the box?" "!" "Maybe one day I won't be the rain on your parade, but today's not it." "Let's go." "Video is helmet cam footage from Reynosa, Mexico." "0600 today." "The home of Luis Cisneros." "He took over the Molina Cartel." "Built it back into an empire." "He also helped Hezbollah set up training camps south of our border." "Joint Special Operations Command sent an elite unit to capture him." "But it turned into an ambush." "Cisneros knew they were coming." "Somebody had to leak the intel." "The ambush was a symptom, the intel leak is the disease." "JSOC put all its ops on hold until we pinpoint the breach." "You have to have Top Secret clearance to know about an op like this." "That'll narrow the list of suspects." "We cross-referenced people with clearance against JSOC employees." "We stuck to those involved with the Cisneros op, and we ended up with the mission's tactical role players." "Who?" "Civilian contractors who role-play the enemy during training." "TRPs." "So they mimic bad guys?" "They're not part of the standard military curriculum." "Only elite units have budgets for this type of training." "These are the tactical role players who simulated Cisneros and his men during prep for last night's raid." "I know guys who contracted them to train for a counter-terrorist op." "After a month in their kill house," "Al Qaeda was a walk in the park." "These aren't your run-of-the-mill civilian contractors." "They're ex-military, former pro fighters, martial artists." "Guys with a special affinity for violence." "I want a closer look." "Undercover op has been authorized." "You'll be a SpecOps unit prepping for another raid on Cisneros." "So we're gonna go train with guys that make Al Qaeda look like a walk in the park?" "This isn't exactly going to the gym for a pickup game." "I've done this kind of high-risk training before." "Guys get injured, some of them get killed." "We knew it was a possibility." "It's the only way to get close enough to see if they're the leak." "Rain on our parade?" "More like a freaking tsunami." "If it seems like the TRPs are trying to murder you, it means they're doing their job right." "Do we get a safety word?" "What do you think?" "I was hoping for a "yes""" "This isn't one of your bondage sessions, Deeks." "She's kidding, but if you hear me yell "noodles""" "that means I'm in trouble." "If I hear you yell "noodles," I'm gonna shoot you myself." "The only way to get through this in one piece is to work as a team." "You'll be using weapons that have been modified to fire Simunitions." "Sims." "Real bullets with paint-filled tips that explode on impact." "In the kill house, we treat everything like a live encounter;" "we respond at full speed." "That means punches, kicks, guns, knives." "Great." "That means we can break in my new training blades." "No edge, but, uh, they'll leave a mark." "Just to clarify, this ain't paintball." "I've never allowed myself to be shot by one of those." "Mr. Deeks, I advise you to do the same." "Good luck." "The TRPs are waiting." "No welcoming committee?" "Training protocol." "Keep the good guys and bad guys separate." "TRPs simulate hostile combatants." "We will treat them accordingly." "Ja, crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women." "Conan the Barbarian?" "What?" "The three of you don't have a monopoly on kicking ass." "They've got a closed-circuit camera network." "Your button-cams will be our eyes." "Roger that, Eric." "I wish we had more time to train Kensi and Deeks before this." "They're about to get tossed into the deep end." "We'll be there to help them swim." "I feel like we've been invited to the big boy table." "You nervous?" "No." "Maybe a little." "That's okay." "Me, too." "Let's gear up." "You, uh, got any pregame cheer for us, coach?" "Trust your training." "Your unit has 90 seconds to secure sensitive computer technology located inside the kill house." "Commencing in three, two, one." "Let's do what we do." "Clock's ticking." "Split up." "Clear it room by room." "Isolate Mr. Callen's button-cam." "Laptop's secure." "The drill should be over." "No, don't kill me!" "Don't kill me!" "Let go of the girl!" "No!" "Best of the best, huh?" "Somewhere, Granger is laughing." "Can't hear it." "We're dead." "Oh!" "It's not as bad as getting shot for real, but I would rather get thrown down a flight of steps into a wall, which-- in case anybody's wondering-- also happened to me today." "Is that when you yelled, "Noodles"?" "No." "Maybe." "Could have been a reflex reaction." "I can't believe we lost." "Our mission objective wasn't clear." "Was it secure the computer technology, or rescue the hostage?" "If we learn from it and come back stronger, it's not a loss." "That was definitely a loss." "Might even qualify as an ass-whipping." "Difference of opinion." "What would Luis Cisneros call it?" "Talk pretty tough for a civilian." "They're antagonizing the TRPs to get reactions." "Reactions reveal personality traits." "Traits we'll use to build suspect profiles for this case." "Hey, the paint doesn't lie." "Your team fell apart." " You got smoked." " Does anybody want to put a leah on him before we go another round right here?" "Somebody's a poor loser." "You take it this bad when you got cut from the cheerleading squad, too?" "What part are you role-playing now, huh?" "Team super douche?" "How's that working out for you?" "Loved your little fun house, by the way." "That was a treat." "It didn't help your last team, either." "Stow it, Parish." "His name is Chad Parish." "He's only been with the team for two months." "Former San Diego SWAT officer." "Discharged due to insubordination." "You were dead the moment that you split up." "Fragmented force." "All we did was sit and wait for you to show us how you wanted to be killed." "Your mission objective was clear." "Secure the computer technology." "The computer technology was the hostage." "A human asset." "The laptop was just a laptop." "We were set up to fail." "I like to think of it as being set up to learn." "Let's break down the footage." "You entered to clear the house..." "What do we have on this man?" "His name is David Inman." "He's a former Force Recon Marine." "Holds a master's degree in Philosophy." "He began submitting bids for TRP contract work five years ago, and he's the group leader." "Anomalies in his service record?" "Nothing so far." "Well, keep looking." "Everybody's got a weak spot." "You just have to keep cutting away until you find it." "Talk me through it." "The drill was over." "That thinking changed your mindset." "Triggered a de-escalation of force." "We took a beat to transition from assault to hostage rescue mode." "That beat was a lapse in team unity." "I am seeing four separate operators, not a team." "Inman's single, no immediate family." "In fact, all the TRPs are Parish." "You hesitated." "You let us inside your reactionary gap." "Game over." "Same thing probably happened to the unit" "Cisneros wiped out in Mexico." "Enough." "We're going off-site for the next session." "Location and objective will be uploaded to your cell phones." "Okay, Parish lives with his wife in Los Feliz." "Medical records indicate she's three months pregnant." "Parish mentioned Cisneros twice back there." "Wasn't by accident." "He was watching to see how we'd react." "Clearly trying to push our buttons, get a read on us." "Maybe he's the one who leaked the intel." "Or maybe he knows who did and wants a way out." "File says he's got a baby coming." "New mouth to feed could be financial motivation." "It could also be a reason to stay clean." "We got to separate him from the rest of the TRPs, have a talk." "Parish was right about one thing." "They kicked our asses in there." "Inman picked us apart during the debrief." "These guys are high-speed." "What's wrong?" "Well, my spleen, a couple vertebraes, for starters." "And then there's death, taxes, babies on airplanes." "You want a massage?" "Yes." "Oh." "What about Sam and Callen?" "They may think it's inappropriate, open-plan, workspace behavior, but I do have a little bit right here." "It's just really tight." "If you want to just get that..." "I now see that you're-you're mocking me, but I don't really care, 'cause I have this knot." "If you could just maybe get a thumb in there?" "Aah!" "Fraggle Rock." "What was that?" "A distraction injury." "See, now you don't feel the knot." "So you were doing me a favor then?" "Was that the plan there?" "'Cause, uh..." "yeah, no, that still hurts." "I recognize this place." "They closed it a year ago." "Looks like they papered over the windows." "Yeah, JSOC contracted Inman and his guys to modify the layout." "It matches Cisneros' favorite restaurant." "All right, now, guys, our objective is to enter the building, locate the role-player Cisneros, and take him alive." "How do we recognize him?" "Red tactical vest." "What do we do after we snatch him?" "Move him to our vehicle and get the hell out of Dodge." "Target will have security, same as the real thing." "The TRPs may throw us some curves, so, expect the unexpected." "Let's do it." "Hey." "Let's forget about the kill house this morning." "As far as any of us are concerned, it never happened." "Seriously?" "Thought you were gonna go all Vince Lombardi on it." "That's all we get?" "Okay." "Let's do it." "I'll be right with you." "Noncombatant, civilian role-players." "No casualties." "Target acquired." "Sam's eleven o'clock." "Oh, my God, they've got guns!" "Deeks?" "With pleasure." "Stay down!" "Deeks, move!" "Yeah!" "Go!" "Get out!" "Move!" "Go!" "Go!" "Parking lot!" "Get in there." "In." "Go." "We got a problem?" "Car won't start." "Key doesn't work." "Got to go now!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "They swapped the vehicle." "Cover your eyes!" "Go!" "Go!" "Move!" "Tear gas?" "Seriously?" "Medic!" "Medic!" "Medic!" "Get this mask off me." "Cut me loose." "Take 'em off." "What happened?" "It's one of our guys." "This is real, G." "Talk to me, Inman." "What is it?" "It's Parish." "He's dead." "LAPD thinks we're a JSOC unit here on a training exercise." "Parish suffered a broken neck from a bad fall." "Accident or murder?" "We won't know till we get a closer look at the scene." "But even if Inman's crew was behind it, we still need proof." "Eric, I want to see the video cameras from this restaurant." "Mm, closed-circuit network, no access." "But there might be a solution." "I'll keep you guys posted." "Inman's guys could make foul play look like a fatal slip and fall." "I mean, the military hires them to deceive elite SpecOps units." "They could do this with their eyes closed." "Well, looks like Parish wasn't the leak." "Or he was the leak, and Inman wanted to take care of it internally." "If you want to get rid of Parish, you doing it right here and now makes the perfect alibi." "How are you holding up?" "My guys are shaken up pretty badly." "I mean, I'm shaken up, too." "Parish wasn't the most popular guy in the tribe, but he was still one of us." "Is this the first man you've lost?" "In training, yeah." "We're cutting this contract short." "I want to see what LAPD turns up, and then, I'm gonna conduct my own investigation before going back to work." "I'm sorry." "We understand." "Command will find another TRP unit for your training." "And for the record, I hope that you nail Cisneros." "Those men he killed were friends of mine." "Kens?" "Yeah?" "Why don't you and Deeks take the SUV and follow him?" "See where he goes." "What about you guys?" "We have a crime scene to work." "Okay." "On it." "Well, good." "Yeah, I'll be in the boatshed in 20 minutes." "Bring him in." "Are you going to ask or just wait for me to melt under your Gorgon stare?" "Men don't melt under Gorgon stares." "They turn to stone." "So, who are you bringing in?" "David Inman." "If he knows we're investigating him, it compromises our mission." "This mission was compromised the moment Parish got his neck broken." "Jenna." "Hey." "Hi." "Inman came straight to Parish's house." "Consoling Parish's wife, who is now a widow and three months pregnant." "It's going to take a while." "Kens?" "Yep?" "What's in the box?" "This again?" "Fine." "You don't want me to ask, I'll stop asking." "I don't care." "I don't need to know." "No, I just think you're very curious, that's all." "Because you keeping building it up so much." "Exactly." "What's to say it won't be a big disappointment?" "Well, at least then we'll know." "Kens." "What's in the box?" "No." "The stakes are too high." "You know it's not going to change anything, right?" "We're still talking about the box, right?" "It's almost as if you sent it to yourself so we could have this exact conversation." "Oh, my God, you're diabolical." "You did send it to yourself, didn't you?" "Get away from me!" "Jenna!" "Looks like that didn't go over well." "Yeah, it usually doesn't." "Yeah." "All right, we gotta talk to her while it's still fresh." "Yeah, if she's angry at Inman, it's the perfect time to ask for her help." "I should have hit him harder." "Jenna Parish?" "Yeah?" "NCIS." "We're investigating your husband's death." "We need to know everything about your husband and these TRPs." "Maybe it'd help prove that his death wasn't an accident." "Chad was the black sheep of that group." "Not because of his skills." "It was his personal life." "Him and me." "What do you mean?" "How many of Inman's guys are married?" "How many of them have kids?" "Right." "None of them." "All they care about is their so-called tribe." "And when they're not training the military, they're training each other 20 hours a day." "There's always a new skill to learn or a new scenario to design." "The way of the warrior." "You can relate to them." "Yes, but we also know how much you have to give up to live that way, and it doesn't seem like your husband was ready to go that far." "Chad talked about quitting every day, but we needed the money." "Things were only going to get worse with their new training center." "What new training center?" "Inman's building some... high-tech place in New Mexico." "Chad said that it was Inman's dream project." "So, what have you guys found so far?" "Well, we got six cameras in this room that may or may not have been active during the training run." "Now, we're thinking that Parish could have been murdered because he didn't want to go along with leaking intel." "If there's footage, we need to see it." "Parish died right there." "Body wasn't moved." "Well, then it may not matter whether the cameras were active or not." "Give me a second." "Maybe two." "Okay, so CCTV cameras with 16-millimeter lenses." "That means 16-foot widths of view at 22.3 feet." "Can I ask you guys a question?" "Go ahead." "Um, when do you stop being afraid of... you know, busting into places, guns blazing?" "When you trust your training." "That's easier said than done." "Back in the day," "Hetty flew in an old friend of hers, and, uh... he didn't look like much, didn't say much." "Then, one day, she told us the truth about who he was." "He was a headhunter-- literally." "He descended from a tribe of headhunters in the Philippines." "The Kalinga." "His father trained him." "His grandfather trained his father." "The way they fought was passed down like that for hundreds of years." "Everything they taught was battle-tested." "The tribe spilled its blood until they got it right." "That's why the Kalinga have no fear." "He trusted his training." "When he drew his weapon, it wasn't just with one hand." "10,000 hands drew that weapon with him." "And Hetty flew a Kalinga headhunter to Los Angeles to tell you guys that?" "Maybe she did it so we could tell you." "Hmm." "There is one camera blind spot in this room." "Parish died in it." "We need proof he was murdered." "If I can access the network directly," "I may be able to determine who was closest to him when he died." "It's Hetty." "Yeah?" "Mr. Callen, you and Mr. Hanna better get back here." "Why?" "Assistant Director Granger has taken" "David Inman to the boatshed." "We're coming now." "Granger's about to interrogate Inman." "Go through the camera footage." "Let us know what you find." "Okay." "All right?" "Yeah, I'm on it." "What the hell is this?" "Exactly what it looks like." "You actually think that I had something to do with Parish getting killed?" "No, I don't." "Didn't anyone ever tell you that a warrior wouldn't be caught dead in a tailored suit?" "Yeah, you did, long time ago." "Too long." "Good to see you again, Granger." "You, too, pal." "Is this an interrogation or a date?" "Inman's former Force Recon." "Force Recon was Granger's unit of choice for black ops." "What's up, Callen?" "Eric, run a deeper search on Inman's military record." "Look for any connection to Granger, no matter how tangential." "I have a hunch we'll find something." "Do tell." "Granger was here when we ran the first series of background checks on the tactical role players." "He singled out Inman and specifically asked if we found any anomalies in his military history." "Making sure his own ass was covered." "Two months of Inman's service has been heavily redacted." "Time frame coincides with a mission that Granger ran in Iran." "You want to do the honors?" "With pleasure." "Yeah?" "I have a question." "You got ten seconds before I walk in there and ask you face-to-face." "Excuse me." "What was your question?" "Why the hell didn't you tell us you were friends with Inman?" "Because your team thinks I'm public enemy number one, and I wanted you to investigate him with an unbiased point of view." "That's no excuse." "If you weren't public enemy number one before, you're getting pretty close." "Have I ever pulled rank on you guys?" "'Cause that's what I'm doing right now." "So, both of you, have a seat, keep watching." "Just might learn something." "I found Inman's new facility." "That was fast." "Jenna Parish told you that it was being built in New Mexico, so I took the square footage of the kill house that you trained in today, and I calculated the size of the biggest and best facility that money could buy." "There's got to be a lot of properties that match that." "Three, to be exact." "Uh, two are for tract housing, but the third is constructing both indoor and outdoor shooting ranges, and being paid for entirely with cash." "So far, Inman has sunk in $2.3 million." "There's no way his military contract work could cover that." "Who's bankrolling it?" "That's where the trail ends." "We both know you didn't have anything to do with Parish's death." "Accidents are a fact of life in high-risk training." "You understand." "You know what it's like to get your hands dirty." "Cisneros knew an American unit was coming for him." "Who do you think told him?" "I don't know." "Like I said, those men who died were good friends of mine." "I'm going to level with you, Inman." "That team you trained today were my people." "I ordered them to keep that information from you." "Something about them felt off." "After the Cisneros op went bad," "JSOC wasn't going to give you a new contract, but I vouched for you." "Told them you were the best team out there." "Wasn't a lie." "I needed you to get my people sharp." "They're deploying soon." "That's what I was trying to do out there today." "Yeah, well, you blew it, Inman." "Granger, come on..." "Shut up!" "I vouched for you, and now we got a dead TRP." "I have solid intel about where Cisneros is going to be in 72 hours, but thanks to this," "I don't have a team prepared to go after him." "I didn't even see what happened." "I was outside." "Granger doesn't know where Cisneros is going to be." "He's playing Inman the same way he played us." "Granger's betting that Inman will leak that intel to Cisneros." "Granger's a son of a bitch." "Yeah, but he's a tricky son of a bitch." "What, Eric?" "Granger may not know where Cisneros is, but we do." "TSA at John Wayne Airport just reported a businessman passing through immigration using a Brazilian passport." "The biometric scans match up with Cisneros." "He's too good to trip an alert." "When does a guy of that caliber get sloppy?" "When he's in a hurry." "Cisneros is in Los Angeles?" "Yeah." "Who's watching Inman?" "I cut him loose." "Left enough overwatch residue on him to spot him from outer space." "Confirmed." "We've got Inman, and he's on the move." "Told you you might learn something." "Let's get back to Cisneros." "He's in L.A., and he's moving quickly enough to let his tradecraft slip." "Why?" "Well, the TRPs were told that they were training us to take a shot at him." "Could be related to that." "Guys, Inman's headed back to the TRPs' kill house facility." "The TRPs have broken ground on a state-of-the-art compound in New Mexico." "We also know that they have paid for their services in cash." "And this is cash they shouldn't have unless it's coming through the black market from a guy like Cisneros." "If Parish wasn't on board with the intel leak, then Inman's plan was at risk." "Okay, we've seen these guys' profiles-- they're tight." "If one of them is in on it, they probably all are." "We still have to prove that Inman killed Parish." "Has Nell found any evidence on the TRPs' camera network?" "I haven't heard from her." "Well, get her on the phone right now." "She should have checked in by now." "Come on." "Pick up." "Nell, pick up." "Her cell phone's off-line." "We left Nell in that restaurant." "What if Inman's guys found her?" "Then Cisneros has a chance to acquire something bigger than intel-- a human asset." "Just like the first exercise." "Inman thinks we're a unit assigned to find Cisneros." "If he had a chance to snatch one of our team members..." "You don't think..." "He's got Nell." "Escalades... suits, AKs." "Fits the profile of the Molina Cartel." "If Inman's got Nell, he won't let her out of his sight." "He's definitely still in there." "Roger that." "If Ms. Jones is harmed because you let Inman go..." "I'm not the one who decided to send her into the field." "That's on you." "Guys... all that matters now is getting her back safely." "The long guns stay here." "Those kill house walls are paper-thin." "5.56 rounds would turn 'em into Swiss cheese." "Can't afford to lose Nell to friendly fire." "Then we get surgical." "Blades and sigs." "Okay, you guys couldn't see it from up there, but she definitely had a twinkle in her eye when she said that." "We got the cartel guys plus the five TRPs." "Remember how they operate-- wait for us to make the obvious choices, then they knock us off-balance." "We're not gonna overpower 'em, we outsmart 'em." "They'll be expecting us." "Take 'em quietly." "♪" "Inman, we got company." "Go, go, go." "You good?" "Yeah." "Ready?" "Yep, go." "Nell's got to be upstairs." "Really, a machete?" "Inman?" "Inman, is that you?" "Come here." "Luis Cisneros?" "Turn around." "Where's Inman?" "He has the girl." "Inman, don't move." "I don't have a shot." "I don't either." "Do you?" "I didn't think so." "Inman." "Your move." "No, it's not." "You okay?" "Yeah." "That has got to be the first and last time a hostage has ever de-magged her captor during a standoff." "That was awesome." "How'd you do that?" "I trusted my training." "Come here." "You're never leaving the Ops Center again, ever." "You know that, right?" "I'm sorry, what do you mean?" "Okay, maybe that was a little dramatic." "No, that was very dramatic, Mr. Beale." "It's just that... we make a good team." "We make an awesome team." "But I don't know, what if I do?" "Do what?" "Leave Ops some day." "It's not happening any time soon." "I have a long way to go before I can keep up with guys like Callen and Sam, but it's..." "You're gonna get your chance." "And when you do," "I'll be the first one to tell you to take it." "Drama queen." "Me?" "Come on." "Some tea, Mr. Callen?" "It's over." "I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific." "Granger and us." "He almost got Nell killed today." "As much as I'd like to blame him, it wasn't entirely his doing." "I still don't want him around my team." "Your team?" "Our team." "You know, you look at Owen Granger, and you see a ruthless manipulator." "I look at him, and I see a man who's spent so many years alone he's forgotten how to ask for help." "It's hard to find good friends in our line of work." "It's hard to find them anywhere." "Good night, Hetty." "Good night, Mr. Callen." "I wasn't honest with all of you today." "And while the realities of my job prevent me from giving you my word it'll never happen again," "I'm sorry it put your team at risk." "Fair enough." "It's not really our place to accept that apology, though, is it?" "No, it's not." "Nell?" "Your call." "It's all good." "Good." "She's got the Gorgon stare." "I want to come down here more often." "Nothing like a good open-plan workspace." "Exactly." "Couldn't agree more." "Yeah, okay." "Bring the box?" "Yeah." "Let's go." "No, I'm okay, actually." "Stop." "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "All good, indeed." | {
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"Hey, Hazel!" "Hey!" "Keep it down." "We're trying to watch "Oz" on HBO Ol?" "Prison love is so much hotter in Spanish" "His manacles are saying, "no,"" "but his eyes are saying "si, si, si!"" "Grace, you've got popcorn all over your lap!" "Will, you don't have to" "Whoa, whoa!" "Oh, oh, oh!" "I spilled some, too" "All right, now" " Now no more TV till you clean your room" "You're a mean mom" "Look, Alison and Bob are staying here this weekend and I'd just like to hide the fact that we live like rats in a bowling alley" "Not Alison and Bob" "I hate Alison and Bob Do I know Alison and Bob?" "Alison's my cousin from L.A" "She and her husband are gonna get married here in New York so they're flying in to plan the wedding" "Ok So, let me get this gay... you have people coming over and they're staying here?" "Yeah" "Yet when I have people come over they can't stay here?" " Right" " Am I crazy?" "Is any of this making sense to anyone?" "Anyone?" "It's simple, Jack" "My people are responsible and respectful whereas your people have been known to pee in the corner" "I'm sorry" "Unlike your thighs that argument doesn't retain water" "So now, here's your chance to make it up to me" "I have an aunt and uncle coming into town" "I'd put them up but they're not attractive" "Can they stay here?" "Like you even have to ask" "Of course not" "You know what?" "I am sick of this!" "I don't know why I stay in this abusive relationship" "Oh, well, you must be Alison Pbbt!" "What was that?" "His mother accidentally dropped him on his head when he was a baby... and then again on purpose last week" " Oh, ok" " Hey" " How are you, buddy?" " Good to see you" "I've haven't seen you in so long God, we have so much to catch up on" " You still a lawyer?" " You still an agent?" " Yeah" " Yeah" "And we're caught up" "Let me get you a beer Where's Alison?" "Oh, Ally can't fly for a couple days" "Ear infection Got it from the cat" ""Look, honey Radford's licking my ear."" "Next thing you know that ear is so full of pus that it's" "Oh, pus, good" "Got it." "Yeah, so you'll be" " You'll be planning the whole thing by yourself?" "Yeah, I registered for the gifts" "Oh." "Yeah I'm really excited" "I'm so screwed I'm clueless without her" "I need a woman to help me" " Well, I'm pretty busy, but I can" " No, I meant a woman with, you know" " woman parts" " Right" "Alison has taste and class and style" "Where am I gonna find a woman like that?" "Holy crap!" "I just found a huge ball of hair and dust under my night stand" "It was like pulling out my own head" "What?" "Àª ±×·¹À̽º 4½ÃÁð ¿¡ÇǼҵå 21 (Wedding Balls)" " Is this your card?" " No" " Is this your card?" " No" " Is this your card?" " No" " Is this your card?" " No" " Is this your card?" " I can't remember" "Ta da!" "That is so freaky, Karen How did you do that?" "Oh, sorry, honey" "A magician-- like a prostitute-- never reveals her tricks" "Karen, take me to lunch" "I'm in the mood for a Cobb salad with a side of thousand-dollar shopping" "Can't." "Will's coming over He's got something for me to sign" "Oh!" "Will!" "Do not say that name I am furious with him" "Furious, I tell you!" "Why?" "I can sum it up in one word-- He doesn't respect me" "Ooh, I've got a nice idea" "Why don't we be cold and bitchy to him?" "You know, like I was to the losers on the playground when I was a kid... and yesterday at Olivia's kick ball game" "That's brill" "We'll freeze Will out" "God, Karen sometimes I love you so much" "I could conk you over the head with a coconut and drag you into my fireplace!" "Oh, honey... you're gonna make me mnpretend to cry" "That's so sweet" "Ladies" " Hmm!" " Hmm!" "Ok" "Karen, here's that paperwork we talked about" "It prevents your house staff from making any legal claims against you for mistreatment" "So, as long as God's looking the other way, we should be fine" "Oh, Jack could you come here for a moment?" "What are you doing?" "Excuse me, we're talking!" "I hear all of Will's ties are made out of boogers" "I hear he got a boredom woody during study hall" "Oh, I get it" "You're bitchy school girls trying to snub me" "If only there was some way I could turn my pain into grim determination and become a wildly successful lawyer while the two bitchy girls grow up to become two bitchy women" "Someone's got a big vocabulary and a little dictionary" "Just give me a signature" "The sooner you get that over with the sooner you two Heathers can get back to your heathering" "Hey!" "Listen!" "Don't you tell me what to do!" "Or I will rip you a new-- hold on a second" "You're reading The Marriage of Equals?" "!" "So am I" " You're reading The Marriage of Equals?" " Yes, honey, I love this book!" "Look, I can't put it down" "Me, neither!" "Hmm!" "You know, I have been dying to talk to somebody about this book" "Oh Me, too" "You know, I was gonna have my staff read it but I was worried that knowledge leads to freedom" "You know, that is so something Diane would say" "Look, I gotta go but, you know if you ever want to get together and talk about the book you just call me" "You know, honey" " I think I will" " Ok" "Hmm!" "Hmm!" "Hmm!" "I think your poodle needs to piddle" "Ok, here we go" "Why don't we start with something simple like wine glasses" " Come on, Bob" " Ok" "You just-- just trust your instincts, ok?" "You know what Alison likes You cannot make a mistake" " I kind of like this set" " Ooh" "What?" "Uh, nothing" "Oh, maybe this one's better" "I can't do it Take this." "Take it" "This is exactly why Alison doesn't like me" "Ok, but these are your gifts" "If there is anything that you do not like you just-- you say it, ok?" "Ok." "Ok Now." "Now, see" "I" " I think these are nice" " What do you think?" " Yeah." "Sure" "Ok Great, see?" "Oh!" "Oh!" "That's good Ok, um, and-- and you need some salad plates 'cause they're the perfect size" " for Cinnabuns" " Ok" "Oh, serving plates?" "Such a scam" "No one ever uses them You need 6" "Ok." "Ok Oh!" "Ok" "Toaster , roaster coaster , shmo-ster" "Ok, I'm not delusional" "I know it's a blender I just had a thing going" "Ooh" "Wrap him up I'll take him to go" "Hey, Will Hey, Grace" "Karen... this isn't Grace This is a bag of garbage" "Oh, silly me How could I make that mistake... twice" "Hey, so where are you in the book?" "Oh!" "Diane just found out about Mark's affair" " Wait till you find out who it's with" " Oh, honey, I know who it's with!" "You think you do, but you don't" " It's not" " Uh-uh" " Is it" " Maybe" "Oh!" "You little book tease" "No, but listen, though I really have to ask you something" "I did not understand the part where Diane blacked out in the middle of an argument and woke up spooning her maid" "What--?" "She didn't, you did" "Yeah, that makes more sense" "Hey..." "listen, you want to come in?" "I could open up a bottle of wine talk about the book" "Honey, that's a nice idea Thank you" "I'm coming down, anyway so it'll make for a nice, soft landing" "Oh, hey, Kar Come on, let's go" "We're gonna go to Bea Arthur's one-woman show and yell out "Maude!"" " Oh." "Right" " That's ok." "We'll do it another time" "Oh, but honey, I'm dying to find out about Diane and Mark" "It is so great" "At one point in the argument I mean, you're totally on Diane's side" "And then it turns, and you find yourself completely sympathizing with Mark" "It's exactly the way I felt about the Meg Ryan/Dennis Quaid relationship" "God, are you guys still talking about that stupid book?" "I swear, the way you go on about it you'd think it had pictures of naked men frolicking" "Does it?" "All right, I knew it was stupid" "Come on, Karen, let's go We're gonna be late" "Honey, honey, honey I'm gonna take a rain check, ok?" "I just really need to find out about this one part" "But I don't want to go the show alone" "Well, uh, here, take Grace" "Ok, invitations?" "Done" "Flowers?" "Done" "And I've narrowed it down to two bands-- either a Kool and the Gang tribute band or Kool and the Gang" "Now, about the cake?" "Yeah." "Can we go back to the flowers just for a second?" "Why?" "I just wasn't sure about the calla lilies" " I am" " Ok" "Ok, now, the cake" "I have samples from six bakeries" "Whoa, whoa, whoa Is there ice cream cake?" "Yeah." "We're gonna have it right under the piata" "What is this, your 10th birthday?" "No, no You are going to love these" "Ok, here we go" "Mmm~~~" " Oh, are they good?" " Oh, fantastic" "Oh!" "Oh, my God" "Oh, carrot cake Boo" "Oh, hello, Will." "Perfect timing I'm picking out my cake!" "Slow down there, Augustus Gloop" "You don't want to get sucked up into the pipe" "Sorry" "I say we go for the chocolate" "Oh, wait Alison's allergic to chocolate" "They can make her a fruit plate" "Oh, that is so good All right, I need milk" " You, uh... you ok there, Bob?" " Oh, yeah, yeah" "Grace is amazing Although she can get a little scary" "Don't tell her I said that" "Yeah, just hold on-- hold on a sec" "What?" "I'm gonna finish it" "You having fun planning the wedding?" " Yeah" " You're doing a great job" "Thanks" "It's gonna be a lot easier when Alison gets here" " Who?" " That's what I thought" "I know it's just a book signing but I had the hardest time trying to figure out what to wear" "I must have changed my shirt, like, 8 times" "I guess I just want her to like me" "I don't know why" "What are you doing?" "Oh, I can't remember which one of these I put the booze behind" "Karen, this isn't your home this is" "Oh, here we go" "Ahh, yes Right here in self help" "Hi, everybody I'm Rita Pigeon" "Thank you" "And thank you for coming out today and supporting my book" "I hope you all appreciate the irony of my title, The Marriage of Equals" "My editor didn't think it would sell as well if I used my original title Women Are Just Better" "She's funny" "Now, before I read are there any questions?" "Honey, I want to ask one" "Ok" "Hi, my name is Anastasia Beaverhausen" "Tell me, did you intend the reader to have an erotic reaction to the grizzly murder of the well-muscled handyman?" "Did you have one?" "I had 3" " Then yes" " Ok" "Uh, sir, you had a question?" "Karen, what are you doing here?" "We had important plans to go get bikini waxes" " Poodle, not now" " Yes, now!" "I've been steaming my genitals all day" "It cuts down the irritation on my wenis" "Come on, let's go" " She wants to stay" " She wants to go" " She wants to stay" " She wants to go" "She wants to stay" "Now, go faster and talk dirty" " Shh!" " What?" "Oh, suddenly, you know what's best for her?" "What, you couldn't go find a real person to hang out with so you get Karen?" "Ah!" "I'm sorry, sir do you have a question?" "Yes, sir, I have a question" "Why does your book tear people apart?" " I don't think it does" " I think it does, Maude!" "Maybe you could be a little more specific in your analysis" "Oh, don't try to confuse us by speaking French" "Because of your book my two friends have formed this sick little club... and I've tried everything to get back with them" "I even came this close to reading the damn thing!" "So tell me, sir how many more people's lives do you intend to ruin with your-- with your writing and your poorly selected jacket photo?" " Jack" " It's too late!" "Hey, Bob, it's me" "I'm at the bridal shop Where are you?" "Really?" "What are you doing?" "No No morning coats" "No." "No ascots" "No No tails" "Ok, sweetie?" "You pick out whatever you want as long as it rhymes with regular tuxedo" "Ok." "Bye" "Hi" "I am here to pick up a veil--Alison Polette" "Here you go They really did a lovely job" "Yeah, they did" "Want to try it on with the dress?" "Oh, I--I couldn't That wouldn't be right" "I'm not even the-- Where's the dressing room?" "Right back there" " Oh, hi." "Hi" " Hi" "Um, I'm Mona and-- and this is Lucy" "And we're not sure what her name is" "She got her jaw wired shut so she could fit into her dress" "Um, uh, so where do I, uh" " Oh, oh." "You go behind the screen" " Oh." "Ok" "So, when's the wedding?" "Oh, August 10th His mother's birthday" "And maybe we'll cut the umbilical cord on that day, too" "Oh, honey, I don't know what we're gonna do about Jack" "What are you talking about?" "He's a grown man" "He's just gonna have to accept the fact that we're friends" "What?" "Honey, you called us friends" "Well, we are friends" "Oh!" "Oh." "Oh, that's rich Come on!" "A friend is someone you gossip about and make out with when your husband's in the hospital" "We just read the same book" "What do you we were-- we were hanging out, having fun You showed me your boobs" "Honey, I show everyone my boobs" "Ok?" "I showed Ed Koch my boobs at Starbucks the other day" "Back off, desperado!" "Well, maybe you were too boozed out to notice but we had a relationship going!" "Save it, lady" "I wouldn't be friends with you if you were the last woman on earth!" "Why am I even trying to be friends with you, anyway?" "No matter how many uppers you take you're still a downer" " Bitch!" " Witch!" " Ho!" " Mo!" "Will, thanks for bringing me down here!" "I know I missed out on everything but at least I can get fitted for my wedding dress!" "Yeah" "You're talking really loudly I think your ears are still plugged" "What?" "!" "Oh, my god!" "That dress makes her look like a cow!" "Ok, now you're-- now--now you're screaming" "Everybody can hear you" "Uh, let me handle this" "We're here to pick up a veil for Alison Polette" "Oh, Alison's here already She's trying on a dress" " Oh, jeez" " There's cheese here?" "Uh, Grace, are you in there I hope you're not doing- -anything crazy" "Hi" " What do you think?" " You look beautiful" "Really?" "I think it needs to be taken in" "Yeah." "Honey, I think maybe you need to be taken in" "Sweetie, look-- Look at me" "You're not getting married" "I know" "I'm never gonna wear one of these things, am I?" "Oh." "Sweetie You're a beautiful, intelligent woman and somewhere out" "Don't give me the stock best friend response" "Be honest" "This may never happen for me" "You know what?" "It--It may not" " Thank you for telling me the truth" " You're welcome" "Damn, that was harsh What were you thinking?" " What?" "But" " You just ask me to" " I don't care" "You know me better than that" "The next time I ask you to tell me the truth you give me the stock best friend response" "Ok You're beautiful you're gonna meet a doctor tomorrow and you'll be married by the weekend" "Thank you" "Hi!" "You must be Grace I'm Alison" " Hi" " Hi" "Thank you so much for everything Bob's pretty useless, isn't he?" "Is that my dress?" " Uh, yeah, I'm taking this right off" " You know, it's ok, it's ok." "I get it" "My older sister's single I'll wait outside" "So, are you gonna take that off willingly or do I have to rip it off you like a Benny Hill sketch?" "Just two more minutes?" "Oh, sweetie..." "No" "Thanks" | {
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"Previously on "One Tree Hill"..." "Is everybody ready?" "!" "Let me hear you!" "Five, four, three, two, one!" "Let the madness begin!" "When I find out who did this to me, the sins I commit then could turn this place to rubble." "Can you see my ass through this?" "One of these nights, you're gonna realize it." "I'm the guy for you, Brooke Davis." "You'll see." "I wanted you to fight for me." "How was I supposed to know that?" "You just are." "I have cancer." "Your other mom should be dead soon." "You really are a bitch." "I'm not the one that sent Ellie away." "You tell Haley that song was a hit." "What, what?" "How are things with Nathan?" "If you think I'm gonna let you mistreat Haley, you're wrong." "'Cause if you do, I'm gonna hurt you." "The roots are still there." "It just takes time." "Stay with me tonight." "Oh, I was hoping you would say that." "Yummy." "You're in the wrong store." "You're looking for slut barn." "So, you two bury the hatchet yet?" "Funny thing." "I'm about to bury it in her throat." "If I wanted to watch cheerleaders wrestle, I'd turn on pay-per-view." "Nice." "This kind of turns me on." "Fantasy boy draft." " I pick Lucas." " I pick Nathan." " I get skills." " Wait!" "If you tell Whitey I have a heart condition, I'm off the team." "Yeah, and if I don't tell Whitey about your heart condition, you're off the planet." "I love you." "I still do love you." "I love you." "I love you." "I love you, too." "Okay, what the hell just happened?" "Ida Scott Taylor once wrote," ""Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone, and do not be troubled about the future, for it has yet to come." "Live in the present, and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering."" "Hello?" "Where are you?" "Okay." "Okay." "Hello." "Yeah, no problem." "I'll be right over." "I'm sorry, Brooke." "It was Peyton." "Peyton?" "As in my best friend and your ex-girlfriend Peyton?" "Something's up, but we're together now, right?" "You and me." "That means everything to me." "We just have to trust each other this time." "I know, you're right." "Besides, I have things to do today." "It's pretty exciting, actually." "Mouth set up a website for me so I can sell my new clothing line, and it goes live in about an hour." "So, I figure I should make some dresses in case anyone wants to buy one." "That's really great." "I'm proud of you." "Okay, I'll see you in a little bit." "Okay." "See you later, boyfriend." "What?" "Nothing." "Just... feels good to hear you call me boyfriend." "Feels good to say it." "And we are live." "Nice." "Hi." "Well, well." "Where's the better half?" "I don't know." "Oh, he always was the "love 'em and leave 'em" type." "Can I help you with something?" "As far as I know, this house doesn't belong to you anymore." "Trust me, little girl, this house and everything in it will always belong to me." "Mr. Scott, can you please leave?" "You're really creeping me out." "You know, at least Peyton was pleasant in the morning." "Oh, by the way, I'm still waiting on those annulment papers." "I hope you don't think a one-night stand's gonna change that." "Hey." "Looks like somebody slept in his clothes last night." "Yeah, it's a long story." "So what's going on?" "Um, look, I hate to ask, okay?" "But over the summer, you kind of promised that if I ever wanted to go find Ellie, you would come with me." "Yeah, I remember." "Did you find her?" "And I think I want to go see her." "Today?" "Um, right now, actually, 'cause if I don't go, I never will, and I need to." "Will you go?" "Sure." "A promise is a promise." "Hello." "Hey, I'm on my way." "Okay." "Good." "I can give you directions." "Okay, where am I going?" "Where were you last night?" "Oh, uh..." "To be continued." "Mouth, you didn't exactly break any speed records driving over here, you know?" "You called me 17 minutes ago, and I drive a bicycle, Brooke." "Just please come here because I need you to fix this stupid website." "It was supposed to go live an hour ago." "Oh, it's live." "So what's the problem?" "Click on "orders."" "34 orders?" "Brooke, this is great." "Hold the enthusiasm." "Click it again." "Make that 36 orders." "Brooke, 36 orders is incredible." "Haley, I can't make 36 dresses that fast." "I can't make 6 dresses that fast." "Wait, what did you think was gonna happen?" "I don't know." "I didn't think people were actually gonna order anything, and if they did, I figured they'd just order stuff I'd already made." "Was that a bad plan?" "37, 38." "Dude, it just jumped to 43." "Mouth, I did not ask you to come over here to showcase your counting skills." "I need you to make it stop." "Kill it." "Do whatever you have to do." "I don't have 43 dresses." "How many do you have?" "4." "So where are we headed?" "River city." "You ever been there?" "No, but it's on my list." "So how about that long story?" "I spent the night with Brooke." "Ugh." "Okay." "Never mind." "It wasn't like that." "I mean, we didn't actually sleep together." "I just thought you decided not to play her non-exclusive sleeping game." "We're together now... exclusively." "Oh, no." "Oh, god, I am an idiot." "No, you know what?" "Scratch that." "You're an idiot." "I didn't know any better." "What are you talking about?" "Lucas, you guys have been together a couple of hours, and you're in the car with me?" "Why didn't you tell me?" "I wouldn't have even asked you to come." "Peyton, I made you a promise." "Besides, you should be able to turn to me for help." "I love being that guy for you." "Well, does Brooke love you being that guy for me?" "No, I didn't think so." "So, call her." "Call her and tell her we had plans right now." "Dial the phone." "I got it." "Just get the phone." "Thank god it is you." "Please tell me you are on your way over here." "Actually, I was just checking in to see how things are going." "Like crap." "Are you still with Peyton?" "Yeah, listen, I sort of promised her I'd go with her to see Ellie, and we're heading out of town right now." "How long are you gonna be gone?" "I don't know, but I'll call you when I do." "Okay." "Look, Brooke, I made her a promise." "Luke, it's fine." "We're trusting each other, right?" "So just call me later, okay?" "See ya." "O kay." "See?" "She's fine with it." "Hey, was that Lucas?" "Is he coming over?" "'Cause we need all the help we can get." "No, he's with his other girlfriend." "This is it." "You okay?" "Yeah." "I guess I just didn't think I'd be this afraid." "Of what?" "I don't know." "The truth maybe?" "You know what?" "I think this is probably something I should do alone." "Okay." "Look, I'm really sorry that you rode out all this way." "I guess I just needed your help getting here." "You never needed my help." "Anyway, I'm gonna go explore a bit." "Just give me a call when you're ready." "My name is Elizabeth." "I'm your mother." "Peyton." "Good luck." "Thanks, Luke." "Just get out, Ellie -- out of my house, out of my town, out of my life." "Hi." "Okay, mom, this is pretty weird." "You leave me a note and sneak away in the middle of the night, and then I get this cryptic phone call." "What's going on?" " You know how much I love you." " Mom " "Honey, sit down." "Okay." "Over the years since I met your father, I've changed, and somewhere along the line, I've become someone I don't respect." "Pack a bag and get out, or so help me god, I will stab you in your sleep." "I'm boiling water to throw on you." "And what's the syrup for?" "Well, that's so it sticks to you." " Mom, what are you " " Let me finish." "As far back as I can remember, I've had to rely on others." "I've never been able to be alone." "I've never been very strong, but now it's time for me to try." "I have to." "I'm not going back to Tree Hill, Nathan." "This is my world, okay?" "!" "That's my music." "This is my art." "Just stay out of my life, okay?" "That was their first single." "Only a few thousand of those exist." "I'm sorry." "Your front door was unlocked." "Hey." "If I'm allowed to goin to your room and sneak around, you can do the same here." "Oh, wait." "I wasn't allowed to do that, was I?" "What are you doing here, Peyton?" "Well, I " " I tried to see you and went to your hotel room the night you left, but you were gone." "And I didn't know how to find you, and I started to think maybe you didn't want to be found." "But that doesn't really answer my question." "What are you doing here?" "I have a business proposition for you, actually." "Um, I have this friend, right?" "And she's a musician, and she's good." "She's really good, and I want to put out her record." "I just " " I don't know how, so I was thinking maybe you could help me." "It's good to see you, Peyton." ""The mockery made him an outsider, and feeling an outsider made him behave like one."" "I think that's my book." "How you doing, Faith?" "Oh, my god, Lucas." "It's been, like, a long time." "Too long." "Wait a minute." "What are you doing here?" "How did you find me?" "Faith, if you still lived in Tree Hill, there's only one place you'd be." "The only difference between there and here is, well, our court's got a river that runs next to it." "Okay, your mom told me where you were, but I would have found you eventually." "My mom always did have a soft spot for you." "So, how's life as a big-shot Ravens superstar?" "Here we go." "Next you'll tell me you're dating some bitchy cheerleader." "Move your ass, Haley." "You are not setting a very good example, and I noticed you weren't paying attention during my tutorial." "I know how to sew, Brooke." "Come on, get the lead out, girls." "These dresses are not gonna sew themselves, and where the hell is Mouth with my extra fabric?" "!" "Hey, hey!" "Are you okay?" "You seem a little edgy." "I am just focused." "Are you sure this doesn't have anything to do with Lucas going off with Peyton?" "No." "It's not like they went off on tour together." "And besides, it's different this time." "It is different, right?" "Yes." "Bevin, you're late, and what are those?" "Cookies." "Not those." "Those little people thingies." "My brother Tommy, my sister Tara, and my nieces Jodie and Kate." "I promised I'd babysit them today." "Aren't they cute?" "And what the hell is she doing here?" "Oh, I called her." "You said to round up the squad." "I didn't mean Rachel." "You missed the tutorial." "I missed the tutorial." "I think I can wing it." "These dresses look pretty simple." ""Simple"?" "Uh, Brooke, it's actually a really good idea." "We need all the help we can get." "Haley, you're a genius." "Hey, kids, do you like to play dress-up?" "I bet you do." "This is tutorial girl." "She's gonna teach you guys how to make dress-up." "Sound like fun?" "Uh, Brooke, this doesn't seem terribly bright." "Haley, you said it yourself." "We need all the help we can get." "Come on." "Here we go." "We'll go this way." "Oh, this is gonna be so fun." "I don't get it." "You finally got your divorce." "That's what you wanted, mom." "Why don't you just come home?" "I can't." "Mom, I can't just drop everything and move away." "I know, and that's why I'm not asking you to come with me." "You have a wife, Nathan, and whatever it is the two of you are going through right now, that still means something." "I don't want you to make the same mistakes I did." "Housekeeping." "I'm fine." "Mom, why are you so spooked?" "I'm so sorry, Nathan." "I am." "But the fire at the dealership -- it wasn't an accident." "We were going to get out, remember?" "But your father wouldn't have that." "It was me." "I tried to kill him." "I was so miserable that day because of your father." "I hadn't been out of rehab long, and it had been a difficult day." "I had to find some strength, some courage to find a way out, and that's when I found one." "There were just four things left to do." "The first was to type the card." "The second was to deliver it." "The third was to light it." "The fourth was to ask God to take me far away from this person I'd become." "I'm sorry, Nathan." "I did it for both of us, to free us." "No." "Please, Nathan, wait." "No." "You didn't have the courage to leave him, but you had the courage to kill him?" "You know how you were kind of joking about me dating a cheerleader?" "Well..." "No, don't say it." "Unbelievable." "Who is it?" "I love you." "I love you, too." "Brooke Davis?" "Lucas, she is horrible." "No, she's not horrible." "Actually, she's a really amazing person." "Have you forgotten our freshman year?" "As much of it as I can, yes." "Morgan Finley -- senior bitch, captain of the cheerleaders." "You know how much she tortured me and my friends, until one day some freshman boy came along and defended me, some boy named Lucas Scott." "After that, they tortured you all year, but you took it 'cause if they were torturing you, they wouldn't pick on any of us." "Oh, yeah." "That was a fun year." "When I moved away, Brooke Davis was Morgan Finley's most promising protégé." "She's different now." "Maybe you're different now." "You said you would never join that club -- the elite and the popular." "So tell me something, Luke." "Now that you're basically the king of that club, who's looking out for the people like me?" "The ones who were afraid to go to school?" "That's not how it is, Faith." "Look, I'm not defending who Brooke was." "I am defending who she is." "And trust me, she never became Morgan Finley." "That's it!" "No more cookie breaks for anybody!" "Do you people want to be here all night?" "!" "Hey, you're Mouth, right?" "You announce the basketball games." "I'm Rachel." "Yeah, I know who you are." "I've listened to your interviews on the school website." "You're really good." "Really?" "Thanks." "It's just practice for, hopefully, the future." "So what's your thing?" "My thing?" "Yeah." "You know, every great sports announcer has a thing." "Like Phil Rizzuto has, "holy cow!"" "And, um, Marv Albert has, "yes!"" "A little more work, a little less talk." "We were just discussing Mouth's thing." "Yeah, it's... not really what it sounds like, Brooke." "Isn't he the cutest?" "Aw, well, I hate to interrupt the male bonding, but, Mouth, I need you to watch the kids." "I thought Haley was watching them." "Well, now you're watching them." "Chop-chop." "Haley, will you please go pick up more fabric?" "I thought that was Mouth's job." "Will you please just do what I ask, Haley?" "My day has been a total crap fest." "I guess Lucas didn't check in, then, huh?" "So ?" "It's not like I don't have problems of my own to worry about." "Why are you concerned with whether or not Lucas calls me?" "How is that any of your business?" "I just want to know what would make a guy leave you first thing in the morning like that." "It just doesn't seem right." "Thanks for rubbing that in, roommate." "So I was wondering... this song you want to produce -- what makes you think I could help with it?" "Well, I mean, mostly 'cause you know a lot about music and the industry, and, I mean, you do have a really nice little collection here." ""Little"?" "It's like heaven, only it probably sounds better." "Cure fan?" "Ew, up until this album." "Come on. "Wish" is a great record." "No, "Disintegration" is a great record." ""Wish" was pretty much the end." " Oh, really?" " Uh-huh." "You're gonna tell me you don't get chills every time you hear the violin on "To Wish Impossible Things"?" "Yeah, every time." "But?" "But I don't remember the day." "The day?" "Yeah, you know, it's like -- like with "Disintegration," I remember the very first time I heard that record." "You know, like, I remember everything about that day -- the weather outside and the smell in the air." "I just " " I remember all those things, and that's because that day, I fell in love with something." "You fell in love with an album." "No." "I fell in love with music." "So, speaking of The Cure, um... are you in remission?" "No." "I'm sorry." "No, no." "The truth is..." "I'm probably gonna be just fine." "Oh, okay." "That's great." "That's " "I'm really glad for you, Ellie." "So, anyway, um, I was thinking that if you are gonna help me with Haley's record that, well, you could maybe move into the house with me." "My dad, you know, he's out to sea, and he said it's okay." "So what do you think?" "I appreciate the invitation, Peyton." "I just " " I-I just really don't have the time." "Yeah." "But stay a bit." "There's got to be some other albums here that you are dead wrong about." "So you rode here with Peyton Sawyer?" "Man, Tree Hill is trippin' since I left." "Yeah, you're right about that." "So tell me about your life, Faith." "Are you happy here?" "I guess so." "It took me a little while to get used to it -- leaving Tree Hill, changing schools, but now it's basically same life, different town." "Your mom sounds good." "Yeah, she is." "Finally got a good coaching job." "Not too many schools out there are gonna let a woman coach a boys' basketball team." "Yeah, well, if anyone can do it, she can." "Definitely true." "Look what we have here." "One of the Tree Hill Ravens." "Fan club?" "You losers win a game yet?" "You losers call next?" "There's nobody here." "Really?" "'Cause we're here." "Game to 11 by ones, win by 2." "Winners stay, losers walk." "What, us two against him?" "No, you two against us." "Our ball." "Same jump shot, different town." "9-6." "How's my hair?" "Still sexy?" "She's a girl, for god sakes, man." "Guard her." "You guard her." " Game." " Okay, then." "Nice to see you guys." "Take care." "See you later." "Bye." "Nice game, Luke." "Brooke Davis would be proud." "Can I sit with you?" "Please?" "How did it come to this, mom?" "I ask myself that question every single day." "I've been sitting here thinking about my 13th birthday." "Dad surprised me with hawks tickets -- front row on the court." "We drove all the way to Atlanta, the three of us." "I remember that trip, how much fun we had as a family." "I just wanted to replay that memory, just to remember it." "Then I saw your face." "It was always right there in front of me, and I never saw it." "What?" "You were never happy." "Dad is a bad guy, mom, but somewhere deep down, he still just wants me to be the best I can be." "He doesn't deserve to die for that." "Two years ago, the coach from Oak Lake Academy came to see your father to recruit you -- the number-one high school basketball program in the country, and your father sent him away." " He wouldn't do that." " He did." "And I told him it wasn't his decision to make." "You were gonna go to that school whether he liked it or not and that I was leaving with you." "What did he say?" "He looked at me." "He spoke calmly." "He said that if I took you away, he would find us... and he would kill me." "Don't you see, Nathan?" "Your father will always try to control you." "He'll never let you go." "You know, thanks for reminding me of a few things today." "Like what?" "Well, how much fun we used to have hanging out at the River Court all day, playing ball, growing up." "Yeah, it was like old times, wasn't it?" "Yeah, it was." "No uniforms, no crowds, no cheerleaders." "Just you and me and the game." "I almost forgot what it was like -- playing just to play." "Speak for yourself." "I wanted to crush those guys." "I was right about you, you know -- that you've changed, but I think maybe it's for the best." "Okay, you've teased me all day about how much I've changed, but what about you?" "What about me?" "Well, for a girl who used to be afraid to go to school, you sure stood up to those guys at the court." "Like I said, maybe it's for the best." "So you said back there I reminded you of a few things." "What else?" "How much I miss seeing you." "Oh, yeah, that's like a no-brainer." "Don't be a stranger, Luke." "Hey, the phone goes both ways." "Yeah, I know, but I didn't say, "keep in touch."" "I said, "don't be a stranger."" "All right." "Bevin." "This is terrible!" "The stitching is all wrong." "I missed the tutorial." "Hmm?" "This is actually kind of perfect." "I know." "But it's mine." "I ordered it online this morning." "Wait a second." "You came over here to make your own dress?" "Well, I liked the design." "I just didn't trust the designer." "See ya, Mouth." "Call me." "Bye." "Well, great!" "Thanks, everybody, for wasting my time today!" "Brooke, stop it." "Everybody here's been busting their butt for you, and you've pretty much been a bitch all day long." "We haven't gotten anything done." "I have been dreaming about this for so long." "Don't you understand?" "No, not if it changes you, Brooke." "Trust me, no dream is worth that." "Shut it down, Mouth -- all of it." "Brooke, that's not " "No, just stop the orders and give everybody their money back." "We spent most of the money, Brooke." "How do you think we bought all the material and supplies?" "Then I'll finish it myself." "It's my problem." "Everybody, just go home, please." "I'm really sorry for the way I treated all of you today." "I, um..." "I haven't been myself." "Hey, kids, hey, here, will you take these?" "Thanks." "I'm so sorry." "That was a really nice thing to do, Brooke... with my CDs." "I can't believe you saw the first U2 tour in the states." "Yep." "They opened for the psychedelic furs, and if you're lucky, I might even have a t-shirt from that tour somewhere around here." "Hey, I'm gonna get some water." "Can I get you some?" "So this is it?" "There's no food, Ellie, and there's barely any furniture!" "Nothing like a bed and a rockin' soundtrack to die to, right?" "You don't know what you're talking about." "You came here to die." "Who the hell do you think you are?" "Don't I deserve the truth?" "The truth?" "The truth is I don't have any furniture because I'm always on the road." "I don't keep any food in the house because I eat out." "This is the way I've always lived, Peyton, except I usually get the added benefit of being alone..." "At least for the last 17 years, I did." "You didn't come here to seek music advice." "You came here out of guilt." "And guess what?" "I don't want it, and I don't need it." "In fact, get out." "You know what?" "Fine." "Fine!" "Fine!" "You're right, okay?" "So I came to see how you are." "Is that so bad?" "Am I such a horrible person because I was worried about you?" "I just " " I thought we could do something really good together, okay?" "Maybe even something, like, great." "I wanted to sell that record so we could raise money for cancer research." "Sorry I cared." "So I guess this is goodbye, mom." "Just for a little while." "I'll never leave you for good." "Well, I'm not so good on my own, either." "The day you emancipated yourself, you broke my heart." "Now I realize it was your strongest moment." "Hopefully I can find that kind of strength." "I don't want to be alone." "You're not alone." "You have Haley." "Go home and deal with your marriage." "Don't avoid it until it becomes something you have to run from." "Bye, mom." "Bye." "Sorry about Ellie." "I don't think I'm evergonna see her again, Luke." "Hi." "Where are you?" "Hey, Brooke, I'm really sorry, but it's gonna be a little while." "Peyton's car broke down." "Great." "So the two of you are gonna spend the night in some seedy motel." "Yeah, and then one thing will lead to another, and " "Pretty risky trick, mister." "You weren't worried, were you?" "Totally not for a second worried." "What?" "Bad day?" "I just really needed my boyfriend." "Well, he's here now." "Put me to work." "I don't want to work anymore." "Can we go do something you want to do?" "Actually, I have something I need to go do." "Okay." "With you." "You have one message." "Miss Harp, this is Dr. Gold calling from East Lake Memorial." "It is extremely important that you call me back." "As I said earlier, we need to talk about your decision to stop treatment." "I really..." "You're right." "The song's good." "It needs background vocals." "Well, yeah, it's just a demo." "It's a business arrangement." "Of course." "Okay." "Hey." "What's up?" "I just wanted to see you." "This is my world, Brooke -- or at least it used to be." "I have been here before, you know." "I know." "But I never told you what this place is to me." "It's not just a court." "It's where I came from." "It's where I belong." "It's my world." "Do I get to be a part of this world?" "The biggest part." "Ladies and gentlemen, what a treat we have tonight " "River Court legend Lucas Scott." "It's been months since Scott's run a full-court game here, so I guess the big question is will he play tonight?" "Go get 'em, boyfriend." "Nice shot." | {
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"Previously on Z Nation..." "I thought there was a mission that dictated our each and every action and that anything was justifiable in service of the mission." "CITIZEN Z:" "The Centers for Disease Control is offering an enormous bounty for Murphy's safe delivery." " What the hell is going on?" " A damn Murphy free-for-all." " Where's Cassandra?" " I mercied her." "I gave her life." "And you had no right to take that away." "She wasn't human." "Not since you bit her." "(GRUNTS)" "(WHISPERS) Not right now." "DOC:" "Flashlight." "No batteries." "Half a bottle of aspirin." "Well, I got no ammo." "Found this." "I got two batteries and four bullets." "I got two in my gun." "Two randoms in those." " You got gum?" " For repair purposes only." " Remember fresh breath?" " Oh." "Couple of bullets." "Road flares." "I got one empty clip." "You know what?" "See if these fit." "I know this looks shaky, but we will find a way to get Murphy to California." "Well, I'm hungry." "Hey, Sleeping Beauty." "(ECHOES) What are you looking at?" "DOC:" "Murphy." " Wake up, man." " What?" "Help me find some lunch." "Nuts, fruit, edible tree bark." "Edible tree bark, huh?" "(GROANS AND SPITS)" "How does Euell Gibbons do it?" "Don't eat that tree. (SPITS) Terrible aftertaste." "(HORN TOOTS)" " Let's roll!" "Come on, Murphy!" " Well?" " Two gallons." " Maybe three." " If we get 10 miles a gallon..." "It'll get us halfway to Plainview." " Hey, where's Murphy?" " He's right behind me." "DOC:" "Damn it, Murphy!" "(THEME MUSIC)" " SONG: ♪ Have mercy... ♪ -(THREE GUNSHOTS)" "♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh Have mercy. ♪" "WARREN:" "How do you just lose Murphy?" "What do you mean, he was just behind you?" "Really?" "(GRUNTS)" "(YELLS) Help!" "Help!" "Doc!" "Doc!" "Warren!" "Your mission's fallen down the rabbit hole!" "Vasquez!" "Your bounty's missing!" "Help!" "ADDY:" "I'm gonna be really pissed if my last words are "Murphy, where are you?"" "We may as well be saying," ""Here we are, zombies." "Come and get us."" "Murphy better hope he's not around when I reach 9,999." "Easy, kid." "We gotta find him first." "Well, I think it's somewhere around here." "DOC:" "Oh, and don't eat the bark off them skinny trees." "Starts out tangy but then goes south in a hurry." "Oh, maybe it was over here." "At least you didn't flinch." "Better." "Good." "(METAL THUDS)" "(CHOKES)" "(HANDCUFFS CLICK)" "(ZOMBIE SNARLS)" "(SQUELCH!" ")" "Oh, damn." "I was hoping we'd find him here napping." "That slippery bastard's gonna spend the rest of his days in shackles if I have anything to say about it." "And I do." "(MAN HUMS)" "Oh!" "Your eyes follow me like a creepy painting." "That's weird for a Z. Zombies are more like... (MOANS)" "I can't really do it." "(SAW BUZZES)" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Didn't wanna kill him." "This one was a handful." "Hiding in the dark to surprise me, kicking my Z-catcher away." "Trying to remove my helmet." "Ugh!" "Sometimes I do wish I was a doctor." "Consider myself more of a collector, but..." "Letters after a name do not a genius make." "Those...quacks at the CDC ignored me." "They should've listened to me." "What have we here?" "Male, zombie." "Well preserved." "You're fresh for a zombie." "But fresh Zs are agitated and wild." "They only want to feed." "But you are so mellow." "(WHISPERS) Water..." "Oh!" "That's interesting." "I've yet to meet a Z that could speak." "And I've met a lot of Zs." "Does your brain resemble his brain?" "I'll have to remove your brain from your head to see." " No." " No?" "Bad idea?" "(LAUGHS) -(WHISPERS) Wa..." "Wa..." "Speak to me, zombie." "You can do it." "(WHISPERS) Water." " Synapses may be firing." "Wanker." "Water?" "You just asked me for water?" " Yeah." " A zombie is asking me for water." "Which is the water?" "(MOANS)" "Are you sure, bright eyes?" "(LAUGHS)" "You just maxed out the zombie IQ test. (LAUGHS)" "You're looking severely dehydrated." "There you go." "Slowly." "(WHISPERS) More, please." "(CHUCKLES) My first talking z." "(LAUGHS)" "It's like meeting a unicorn that craps diamonds." "It's interesting." "Your flesh is deteriorating, but you are compos mentis." "A conscious, aware, thirsty zombie?" "What are you?" "My friends and I had car trouble when I accidentally stumbled into your pit." "Wait here." "(MOANS)" "Can I help you with something?" "More water?" "I'm not as isolated as might appear." "My zombie safaris take me out of my zipcode, and on occasion," "I catch interesting internet and radio chatter." "CITIZEN Z:" "There's a man travelling among you." "He's the only human known to have survived a zombie bite." "His blood has the antibodies to create a vaccine." "It is imperative that he be transported alive to the Centers for Disease Control lab in California." "His name is Murphy." "Survivor of a zombie bite?" "That'd make some kind of half-man, half-zombie." "That'd be a far-fetched story." "A story that would require irrefutable evidence." "MAN:" "Oh!" "You are The Murphy!" "(LAUGHS)" "There, there, Mr Murphy." "Do a Zombie's cuts get infected?" "The flesh is rotting." "I'm not a zombie." "(INHALES SHARPLY)" " And you feel pain?" " Uh, yeah." "What is up with those cards?" "I'm constantly observing and recording data all the time." "(ZAPPING) -(CRIES OUT)" "(PANTS) What the hell was that for?" "!" "Pain is a useful teacher." "Hey, listen." "Um..." "ls this thing really necessary?" "I've heard tell of The Murphy." "The stories suggest you are the most dangerous man half-alive." "That's absurd." "Listen." "My friends are gonna be looking for me." "Friends?" "You mean the bounty hunters who were taking you to the CDC lab?" "The CDC are idiots!" "I thought we'd covered that." "MURPHY:" "These are all unopened." "After a while, they stopped reading my warnings." "They were probably in on it." "The people actually want to handle it." "The people are sheep." "Stay away from the CDC." "I will admit that my interactions with the CDC have left me less than impressed." "Thank you, Mr Murphy." "It is refreshing to hear you say that." "(ZAPPING) -(CRIES OUT)" "Sorry!" "Total accident." "Damn it!" "Be careful with that thing." " You can relax, Mr Murphy." " Can I?" "Yes, because I don't want the bounty." "I just want to know what it is to be you." "MAN:" "Imagine if the biggest Comic-Con ever did it with the Smithsonian." "Voila." "MURPHY:" "You're making a zombie museum?" "It'll be much more than that when we open the restaurants, the nightclubs and the gift shops." "And it won't be like one of those candy-ass Comic-Cons where they ban real weapons." "You're banned from Comic-Con?" "I'm a zombie hunter." "Of course I'm carrying." "Costume play?" "Cosplay?" "Not a real word." "Ridiculous!" "There is no play." "I told them this was coming." "They'll listen to me now." "Of course they're all dead." "MURPHY:" "Nice to have something for the kids." "MAN: 'White Zombie'." "Have you seen this?" "I missed that one." "I am not what you would call a hardcore fan of the genre." "Released in 1932." "It is the grandfather of the American zombie film, starring Bela Lugosi." "'White Zombie' introduced the notion that shooting a zombie in the chest would not kill it." "And they were right." "'I Walked with a Zombie', from 1943." "Taps into the Haitian voodoo roots of the mythology." "You see, Caribbean slaves feared they would remain servants even in death." "I've had that nightmare." "MAN:" "The one that started it all for me." "Zombie lore has been part of the collective consciousness for decades, but the works of George Romero had a massive influence on the culture." "Weaving social commentary into a monster movie gave his films a resonance." "It's in black-and-white?" " What's your favourite scene?" " Who can pick just one?" "I think it's so scary when the little girl turns and the mother just stares." "Her baby is now a monster." "Eh." "It happens." "What about your mother?" " My mother?" " Mm-hm." "She's gone." "MAN:" "Mine too." "Zombies?" "No." "Before." "Oh." "I'm sorry, Murphy." "It's hard in this world with no-one to look after you." "Yeah, well." "I'm not him anymore." "'Dawn of the Dead', 2004." "Now, this one, I did see." "Scary AND funny." "That's how I liked my zombies." "A satisfying remake of the Romero classic and a stinging rebuke of America's consumer-driven society." "I get it- zombies as consumers driven by the mindless desire to obtain useless shiny stuff, blah, blah, blah." "(ZAPPING) -(CRIES OUT)" "And to set it in a suburban shopping mall?" "Genius." "Romero never explained why the dead rise." "The not knowing is much more horrifying, don't you think?" "The knowing is pretty horrifying too." "I get the feeling you were often misunderstood." "MURPHY:" "First impressions were never my strong suit." "Not very good at second impressions either." "You are unique, Mr Murphy." "I can see you are to be revered." "I can see you sitting on a throne dispensing the wisdom of men, zombies and all that will come after men." "People will travel great distances to be in your presence." "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." "Has there ever been a zombie movie that captures how exhausting and dirty the apocalypse is?" "I'm filthy all the time." "I blow my nose and mud comes out." "You want a shower?" "You have running water here?" "Hot water?" "(WATER RUNS)" " Hot enough for ya?" "I hate to ask, but what happens when this thing hits the water?" "Like a toaster in the tub." "(LAUGHS) Kidding." "It's waterproof." "Enjoy." " Murphy!" " Ghost town." " Nothing but quiet." " Nothing." "No-one here." "Without Murphy, there's no mission." "Keep moving." "For as important as this guy is, we sure lose him a lot." "Murphy!" "(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)" "(GROANING AND SNARLING)" "MAN:" "Wait!" "Wait!" " Wait!" "Wait right here!" "(SNARLING CONTINUES)" "Murphy, that suit is so you." "(GROANS)" "You're busy." "The others will be expecting me." "I'm kinda their mission." "Have I been talking to myself?" "!" "You are their pawn!" "I am nobody's pawn!" "So, I'm gonna leave you two." "I'll see myself out." "It's a left, left, down the stairs and to the right." "Right?" "(WEAPON FIRES)" "MAN:" "My basement, my rules." "Damn." "You'll never make it to California." "That is insane." "If the CDC wants to see you, they're gonna have to come to me." "If anybody wants to see you, they're gonna have to come to ME!" " MURPHY:" "What are you..." " How was your sleep?" "Those elephant darts sure pack a punch." "What are you doing to me?" "Getting you miked up." "Oh, blood sample." "Your miracle blood might warrant its own exhibit." "(ZAPPING) -(CRIES OUT)" "(PANTS) Damn it!" "That'll sober you up." "What is this?" "Keeping proper records is the most important part of scientific research." "Plus, $12 admission price, the public will expect interactive exhibits." "In three, two..." "Welcome to the National Institute of the Zombie Arts." "I am Dean Madeline, founder." "I'm joined by the only known human to survive being bit by a zombie." "Welcome." "(ZAPPING) -(CRIES OUT)" "As you can see, Mr Murphy feels pain." "At this stage of his evolution, his central nervous system responds to 50,000 volts." "Welcome." "Thank you." "It's my pleasure to be here." "Mr Murphy, I'd like to take a DNA sample." "A simple swab." " Say 'aah'." " Aaah!" "(ZAPPING) -(CRIES OUT)" "I have so many questions, but the most reliable data will come from your cells." "As you can see, I'm taking a plasma sample." "And..." "What is that for?" "This 6-inch needle..." "8-inch needle is for collecting a bone marrow aspiration." "A bone marrow what?" "A simple test to determine whether you're more human or zombie." "Bone marrow tells you that?" "Won't know if you don't try." "That's the best part about science." "Trying!" "(SQUELCH!" ") -(MURPHY SCREAMS)" "(SNARLING)" " ADDY:" "Heads up!" "Nobody's here." "Finally, the opportunity to hear directly from The Murphy in an exclusive interview that will dispel the rumours and conjecture." "Can't I just pee in a cup?" "Describe the circumstances of the life-altering, history-making attack that left you infected with the HZN virus." "Yes, well..." "A few months into the zombie outbreak," "I volunteered for a secret government research program." "(ZAPPING) -(SCREAMS)" "What?" "!" "(PANTS)" "If you don't tell the truth, who will?" "I was in prison." "MURPHY:" "A scientist used the prisoners as guinea pigs to test serums to fight the zombie virus." "Most of the batches didn't work." "Mine did." "I think." "The lab was overrun by zombies moments later." "And they left me." "The zombies attacked me, bit me, tore my body open." "But I did not die." "What would you like to say to the unprofessional CDC doctor who left you in that lab?" " That I will keep my promise." " What promise?" "I will hunt you down and eat your brains!" "...brains." "And for other zombies?" "Life is very simple." "One goal always, driving them forward." "What do brains taste like?" "I don't know." "I've never tasted them." "Mr Murphy, the world's only living hybrid man-zombie, will now consume a human brain for the first time." " Actually, I would rather..." "(ZAP!" ")" "(GROANS)" "Mmm." " Mmm!" "Mmm!" "Mmm!" "(LAUGHS)" " OK, we're gonna go on three." " Uh-huh." " One..." "(ZOMBIE GROWLS)" "I said on three!" "We do a three count every house, we'll be here all day." "(HUFFS)" "What's it like to be a zombie whisperer?" "That's how rumours get started." "Can you control another zombie with your mind?" "Now, wouldn't that be something?" "DEAN:" "What about that zombie in the pit?" " Wasn't that you?" " No." "Are you saying that I captured you and the smartest zombie I ever met in the same day?" "When you're hot, you're hot." "What happens when you bite a human?" "Nothing." "Nothing special." "MURPHY:" "They die." "Do you feel connected to the Zs?" "I feel like a father." "Father?" "That's an interesting choice of words." "Are you a parent?" "I was, briefly." "I had a daughter." "She was so beautiful." "But I had to give her away." "I promised myself I wasn't gonna do this." "What happened?" "Enough questions." "Well, I think that went quite well." "I'm gonna take this sample off to the freezer." "And I'll be back for that urine sample." "(SOFT GROWLING)" "(ZOMBIE BUMPS TABLE)" "You have opposable thumbs." "Do this." "That a boy." "(CUTTER WHIRRS)" " Shhh!" "We know it works." "Focus up!" "(WHIRRING STOPS)" "Unbelievable." "(ZOMBIE GROANS)" "That was awesome!" "You're like a puppet master!" "(ZAP!" ") -(ZOMBIE GROANS AND DROPS)" "Thank you, Dr Henderson." "That'll be all." "I knew it was you in the pit with the zombie." "I knew it!" "DOC:" "Murphy!" "Murphy!" "DOC:" "Come on, man." "Alright - we need to fan out or we won't find Murphy by nightfall." "Well, why we got to split up?" "I hate that." "MURPHY:" "What is this?" "DEAN:" "The main exhibit hall." "Rudimentary, I know, but my zombie collection is growing." "(ZOMBIES GRUNT)" "Don't worry." "It's not really radioactive." "DEAN:" "I mean, the diorama isn't." "The zombie might be." "(ZAP!" ")" " Toxic waste poisoning." "Probable cause of death." "No bite marks on him." "Phyto Z?" "DEAN:" "Phyto?" "(ZAP!" ") -(ZOMBIE SCREAMS)" "(LAUGHS) I've been calling her plant woman." "Phyto is better." " Where did you find these?" " Hunting far and wide." "Not easy - the CDC should be putting this kind of effort into observing Zs, instead of playing poker in their lab all day." "There are some awesome mutations happening." "How did you capture a blaster?" "Blaster?" "You're good at this." "(ZAP!" ")" "DEAN:" "This one was clever." "Probably in proximity to a nuclear blast." "Blaster." "Got it." "Part of his brain still works." "He can learn things." "I'm gonna teach him how to juggle." "You can't keep live zombies like this." "It's perfectly safe." "The invisible fence keeps them..." "Almost forgot." "Over here." "Celebrity zombie room." "Presenting George R.R. Martin." "Who the hell's that?" "(GROWLS SOFTLY)" "He wrote 'A Song of Ice and Fire'." "'Game of Thrones'?" " We didn't get HBO in the clink." "DEAN:" "Well, he's my only celebrity Z so far." " How?" "I was at the last Comic-Con when it all went down." "Some dirty guy with a crossbow tried to help George escape." "Got eaten." "I helped George and his girls escape." "But they didn't last long without room service." "Watch this." "DEAN:" "He has amazing muscle memory from all those years of signing books." "It's a reflex." "I have hundreds of these." "I'm gonna make tons of money when eBay comes back." "I'm gonna be damn rich!" "(GROWLS SOFTLY)" "MURPHY:" "Nice." "Maybe you can do your mind thing and help him finish his next manuscript." "Maybe. ls it any good?" " They're always good." "'Summer ls Here'." "It's already 800 pages." "How long does it need to be?" "I was thinking about typing "The End" on the last page." "We'll kill everyone in the next book." " Can I have this?" " Yeah, sure." "(GROANS)" "Not gonna happen." "Time to go." "DEAN:" "I have no trouble making you bleed!" "I can see you sitting on the throne dispensing the wisdom of men, zombies and all that will come after men!" "DEAN:" "Mr Murphy." "I'll cut you in for a percentage of the gate." "That's fair." "OK, fine." "I can go 10% of concessions." "Not counting liquor sales." "I tell you what- I'll throw in liquor sales, but only after my sweat equity has been recouped." "(DOOR RATTLES)" " Oh, come on!" "Come on!" "Where's a zombie when you need one?" "Man!" "You are a tough negotiator." "20% of all concessions, including liquor, and we split the George R.R. Martin book sales down the middle." " Open the door." "50/50." "Come on!" "That's fair." "Unlock the door or die!" "(ZOMBIE GROWLS)" "OK, Murphy" "It's gonna be like this all the time?" "Fine." "(BUZZ!" ")" "Go!" "(ELECTRICAL ZAPPING)" "Prima donna." "(WHEEZES AND SNARLS)" "Betrayed." "That's what I'm feeling." "I've been too nice, and you're too dangerous, so I have no choice but to drain your blood and freeze it." "You can't freeze my blood." "Says who?" "Some CDC quack?" " The antibodies." " They'll figure it out." " Or I will." "l'm the mission." "(ZAPPING)" " The mission is over!" " Oh!" " You're not unique, Murphy." "Though perhaps your blood is." "And anybody who wants a sample can walk right up to my front door." "(SNARLS)" "You have some range." "You don't even have to be right next to the zombie." "(CHUCKLES) This is really something." "(ZAPPING)" "(DEAN LAUGHS)" "What else can you make him do?" "Will he...will he sing if you sing?" "(ZAPPING)" "We...we could do this to music." "We could add a lightshow!" "Be quiet." "(ZAPPING)" "(ZAPPING CONTINUES)" "Yes?" "I'm looking for a friend." "Haven't seen anybody." "(ZAPPING STOPS)" "(ZAPPING)" " He's a tall guy." "Kind of weird blueish skin." " Blueish fella?" "ls he ill?" "(ZAPPING CONTINUES) ls there anyone else in this town?" "Nobody." "Anywhere else my friend might have gone?" "Sorry." "Good luck." "(ZAPPING)" "(ZAPPING STOPS)" "You almost made me kill your friend." "Don't be embarrassed, Murphy." "Enough volts would humble any man or zombie." "(SOFTLY) Murphy?" "Murphy?" "(SNARLING)" "(ZAP)" "(ZAP)" "Murphy?" "Murphy, you OK?" "What is this?" "(INAUDIBLE)" "(ZAPPING)" "DEAN:" "You bleed slowly." " Anybody ever tell you that?" " Yes." "Well, look who's Mr Agreeable all of a sudden." "The Murphy and His Amazing Zombie Boy. (CHUCKLES)" "I want to see what happens when you bite a human." "Quit lying to me and show me." " You don't have to do this." " DEAN:" "Yeah, he does." "Do not let him turn me into one of those things." "One of what things?" "I don't know what he's talking about." "(ZAPPING)" " Arggh!" "Oh!" "Patronise me again and you will limp for the rest of your undead life." "I'm too weak." "VASQUEZ:" "How about you?" "Anything?" "Nothing." "Told you we should've put that guy in a collar." "(GUNSHOT)" "That shot definitely came from that way." "DEAN:" "That's just a warning shot." "No, just kill me." "Just shoot me in the head!" "I want to see what happens when Mr Half-Zombie Man bites a living, breathing human being, and it's gonna happen now or I'm gonna start putting holes in people!" "DOC:" "Murphy!" "Oh, hey." "10K." "He left us a trail of crumbs." "MURPHY:" "There's nothing to fear." "I don't fear you." "I hate you." "If you're the key to mankind's survival, we should all just go to hell." "Finally, something we agree on." "(ZAPPING)" " Ohh!" "Arggh!" "(GASPS) I'm working here!" "It won't be that bad." "What you did to Cassandra was worse than death." "Just let it happen, kid." "You won't be afraid anymore." "(ZAPPING)" "Ohh!" "No!" "Please, Murphy." "No!" "Don't bite him on the face!" "Don't bite him on the face!" "I'm tired." "You took all my blood." "Bite him on the chest, just like yours." "OK." "OK." "(GIGGLES MANIACALLY)" "It'll all be over in a second." "No,no,no!" "Is this what you want?" "Yes!" "Show me what it feels like to be a zombie." "(MOUTHS)" " Arggh!" "(SCREAMS)" "Look at me." "(SCREAMS)" "Look at me!" "Bite me!" "Now you know what it feels like to be me." "There's no mercy in my world." "Don't watch this." "(ZOMBIES GNASH AND SNARL)" "(PANTS)" "I'm glad you found me, kid." "Now get me the hell out of here." "Murphy." "Murphy, you OK?" " Murphy?" "(SNARLING)" "Murph..." "Murphy, wake up." "Hey, I'm with him." "What is all this?" "10K:" "Come on, Murphy." "Wake up!" "Wake up, Murphy!" "Murphy!" "Come on." "Wake up!" "Murphy!" "Murphy!" "How'd a phyto get all the way down here?" " Oh, I hate them blasters." " Yo, I got two bullets left." " Anybody else?" " I gave mine to 10K." " Don't look at me." " I got two." "10K!" "Draw 'em over this way!" "I'm out." "The weirdest freaking zombies." "The zombie fun pack." "Collect all 10." "DOC:" "Well, what happened to him?" "Murphy, can you hear me?" "He's OK." "You're gonna be OK." "Oh!" "Look who's still alive." "It's OK if you don't want to talk about it." " That's why I'm not talking." " Yeah." "No, I get it." "VASQUEZ:" "I have half a mind to leave this on." "How about a cowbell?" "That'll attract Zs." "Yeah, well, what difference does it make?" "He yawns and they come running." "Is that all of it?" "You feel like you're missing six pints?" "Mmm, I don't know." "I've been unconscious a lot today." "Alright, well, hold still." "You should feel better soon." "What do you care?" "Bags of blood are here." "Take 'em." "They're yours." "Go get your cure." "Try not to run off again." "We're all counting on you to stay alive." "Warren." "Promise me you won't leave me alone if we make it to California." "I promise you." "Saddle up." | {
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"Previously:" "Do you ever get a night off?" "No, actually." "It'd be cool to go out." "She asked?" "I should have locked her in the dungeon." "Are you the jackass choking funding for O'Dwyer in California?" "What is happening right now?" "You idiot!" "I'm Joey Lucas!" "What did I do to you?" "You made me beg." "I asked you to be vice president." "l'm gonna up your protection." "l'm starting college." "You'll have plenty of friends." "I don't like doing this to him." "I didn't want you to think I was getting pleasure from this." "He knew the vote would be tight." "lt's ironic." "Yeah." "It's ironic it all comes down to a vote on the ethanol tax credit." "50-50 tie." "l understand the irony." "Are you being brusque?" "lt's 3 a.m." "Don't blame me." "That's what you get from an even number of senators." "Blame the Constitution." "That's what I usually do." "Am I gonna meet her on the plane?" "Zoey's got a new agent on the detail." "Have you seen these agents?" "They got the hair, the clothes..." "... walkingaroundcampusstrappedto a .44 with a wire in their ear." "Really blend in." "You don't want them blending in." "You want them carrying a sign that says "l'm carrying a loaded gun. "" "Can I say this one last time?" "No." "lf you get tired, stay at the hotel." "l won't get tired." "You won't sleep on the plane and you've got the fundraiser." "l'm coming home after." "That's a full day and night." "Plus, round trip D.C. to L.A. in 24 hours." "That's really no good for you." "It'll be fine." "Be that way." "Your impersonation of my mother is getting sharper." "Thank you." "Have a good flight." "C.J., Charlie!" "My flying companions." "Good morning, sir." "Everybody on board?" "Press in a good mood?" "l wouldn't say they were." "They're not wild about taking off at 3 a.m." "We're gonna race the sun to the Pacific horizon." "I'm sure that'll pick them right up." "Morning!" "It's 50-50 on the ethanol tax credit." "l can still make calls." "lt's gonna be 50-50." "We'd like to talk about the Al Kiefer meeting." "You two are so freaked out." "We'll listen to him." "Yes, sir." "Wanna see the best part about having my job?" "This is the president." "I'm ready to go." "lt's Clinique Daily Face Protector." "SPF 1 5?" "l brought SPF 1 5 and 30." "Have you tried the Lancome Sun Stick?" "No, did you bring it?" "Plus Elizabeth Arden moisturizer." "You understand we'll be there one day?" "There's tanning time." "l have alabaster skin." "Cameron's gonna introduce a bill tomorrow." "Gays in the military?" "lt's Cameron." "Who cares?" "Ted Marcus might." "He won't know." "Might." "You don't know, you'll get back to him." "lt's Cameron, so who cares?" "Marcus is gonna care." "You wanted to know when he went to the cockpit." "This man has got to be stopped." "How you doing?" "l can't be attentive on this trip." "lt's okay, you're working." "I've been listening to you about how to be a better boyfriend." "l know attentiveness" "This is one of the times it's okay." "It's hard to tell the difference." "l know." "Doesn't that suck for you?" "A little bit, yeah." "Don't be nervous." "Come on in." "Mr. President, this is Special Agent Gina Toscano." "How do you do?" "Mr." "President." "l'll step out." "Thank you." "I'm sorry we haven't met before." "You've been with Zoey, what?" "Two weeks." "From the Army?" "How'd you get there?" "l was ROTC, University of Virginia." "A Mountaineer." "That's West Virginia." "I'm a Cavalier." "With a degree in... ?" "Criminology." "You were a lieutenant." "With military police." "How old are you?" "l'm 27, sir." "How long have you trained?" "A year and a half." "Were you the first one to sign up?" "Yes, sir." "All right." "You know Zoey's dating my body man Charlie?" "You know about the letters?" "Are they white supremacists?" "I can't say for sure." "We're working with the Southern Poverty Law Center." "You don't have artist sketches or psychological profiles?" "Not much of either one." "I know what I'm looking for in a crowd, if that's what you're asking." "lt is." "Yes, sir." "Zoey's 1 9, and she wants to be a teenager." "She wants a college experience." "I loved college." "So did my other kids." "I want her to be comfortable with you." "I don't want her trying to escape." "It's not your job to tell me if she's cutting class..." "... ordyingherhairblue orgoing to a club with her friends." "You know what your job is." "Yes, sir." "Thank you." "Thank you, Mr. President." "Gina." "Yes, sir?" "If she's cutting class, I wanna know." "No deal, Mr. President." "Okay." "We didn't say it enough." "Ethanol accounts for 20% of Iowa's corn crops." "The tax credit created-- -1 6,000 new jobs." "That's what we never said enough." "ls it over?" "Sam's been calling senators for the last hour." "When my phone rings, it'll be him saying it's over." "At least we're gonna win." "Yeah." "Good morning." "Good morning, Leo." "You need to sign this." "And this." "Where it says your name." "You're not the Belgian foreign minister." "l said I was sorry." "l'm not upset." "l had to stay behind for this." "Of course." "There'll be other trips, Margaret." "l know." "There'll be other trips." "Not to California." "Yes, to California." "They've got 54 electoral votes." "We're not gonna be strangers." "Leo McGarry's office." "It's Sam." "Get the vice president over here." "Guys?" "Everybody?" "We're landing soon." "I wanted to go over the itinerary." "At the moment we're on schedule." "The president will be met by Congressmen Hark and Jansen..." "... themayorandcitycouncil." "Photos only, no formal remarks." "We'll depart at 6:20, at which point I predict we won't be on schedule." "At the hotel, the president will get his briefing, followed by staff time." "At 1 0 a.m. we'll leave for a meeting." "The president will hear a debate on the proposal to amend the Constitution to prohibit flag-burning." "At 3 p.m. we go to South Central for a town hall meeting on school vouchers." "That takes us to the event you've been waiting for the fundraiser at Ted Marcus ' home." "The press will wear coats and ties, and stay in the press area unless you've got $50,000 to look at the good stuff." "Welcome to Los Angeles." "Local time is 5:40 a.m." "The temperature's a balmy 7 3 degrees." "Need help with your luggage?" "You're fine." "There were messages for you." "I've spent half my life in hotels, and I can't" "Levy." "Later." "This isn't for your room?" "lt's for yours." "Mandy." "Later." "You sure?" "Yes." "The deputy whip." "Later." "There used to be keys." "Give me that." "You stuck it in, turned it, you're through the door." "I loosened it." "Dreyfus from political affairs." "Later." "Joey Lucas." "Really?" "Yeah." "She called?" "Yes." "She's here?" "ln this hotel." "She's in this hotel?" "She's at the fundraiser." "Really?" "Really?" "Why did she call?" "To say she'll be at the fundraiser." "Really?" "Yes!" "You've got a crush on her." "Do something..." "... becauseyou'rebotheringme." "l don't care." "Call her right now." "l'll see her tonight." ""Gather ye rosebuds while ye may. " Know what it means?" "Gather now because later you might not be able to." ""Interpreting the Classics" with poet Donna Moss." "Call her or stop bugging me." "Let's call her." "Really?" "Yeah." "Let's do it." "Call her, then we'll do everybody else." "I have alabaster skin, you know." "Dial the phone." "l'm just saying." "Also, Ted Marcus called." "What?" "Ted Marcus called." "Hang on." "Damn it." "Better call him first." "Good morning." "Beat me to the door." "Cameron introduced his resolution this morning." "l didn't know that." "House Resolution 973." "This is beautiful." "Banning gays in the military." "l was on a plane all night." "lt happened this morning." "Studio chairman." "Nice work." "Let's not talk about my house." "What do you want to talk about?" "Why'd you haul me out here?" "You want to watch your tone. I'm sending you home with $2.5 million." "What do I want to talk about?" "Cameron's bill is a joke." "It's the House. lt's procedure." "Know how many bills get introduced, never get a vote?" "That's it?" "You came to me with that?" "I came because you asked." "I've got a cab waiting." "You're right." "Don't worry about it." "l'm being silly." "lt's nothing." "See you later." "The president's looking forward to it." "Pack it up." "The party's off." "I'm sorry, it's not gonna happen." "The food and flowers?" "Give them to the guys." "You're a bad bluffer." "That's why I never do it." "You won't cancel the fundraiser." "l already did." "The president will eat room service tonight." "Your cab's waiting." "That was abrupt. I apologize." "Accepted." "You can't cancel." "Witness the loading of trucks." "This is ridiculous." "You'll be a joke to our people." "Disrespected by the Democrats?" "What will I do with my $3 billion?" "No one will pass a bill banning gays in the military." "If the House and Senate passed it, the president would never sign it." "Okay?" "Fantabulous." "You won't flake on me?" "We're fine." "The party's on?" "You bet." "As soon as I hear the president say what you said." "Tell me what time I should be tuned to my TV..." "... tohearhimsay that." "lt won't happen." "Then we've got a problem." "Don't screw with me." "I've been president longer than he has." "The vice president." "Thank you." "Morning." "Mr." "Vice President." "Still 50-50?" "That's how it'll stay." "Sam talked to Huntington?" "He talked to him..." "... hetalkedto Gianelli,Calley..." "..." "MartinsonandRathburn." "Recently?" "This morning." "Nobody's moving." "lt looked like it'd go this way." "Not to me. I was surprised." "Well, I was in the Senate with 94 of these guys." "Anyway... ." "The president needs you to fulfill one of your constitutional duties..." "... andvoteforthe tax credit." "We need you to break the tie." "He also asked me to tell you that he regrets putting you in this position." "Get me off the hook." "You can't ask me to do this." "l know how you feel." "l don't think so." "I spent eight years in the Senate voting against this tax credit." "I'm still right, but the point is-- 1 6,000 new jobs. $4 billion in plant and equipment..." "... becausethetaxcredit made it economical." "This tax credit has accomplished none of its goals." "Production is minimal. lt will never reduce dependence on foreign oil." "It requires energy to produce, which washes out any conservation effect." "John, what's the point?" "The Republicans will make me eat it for dinner, and you know that." "So let's get serious." "Mr. President, I rise today to say that the American flag..." "... isthemostrecognizedsymbol in the world." "Wherever it stands, it represents freedom." "Americans who served our nation in war have carried it into battle." "They have been killed for wearing it..." "... asitrepresentsthe mostfeared power to tyranny." "That is liberty." "Mr. President, this is not a perfect nation." "But to the world, our flag represents that which is right." "To Americans it represents..." "... ournationalunity,our national endeavor, our national aspiration... ." "I've just come from Ted Marcus' ." "He's threatening to cancel unless the president comes out against 973." "lt won't pass." "l explained that." "What did he say?" "He takes it seriously..." "... andisdistressed by the president's silence." "He feels it's a betrayal of the gay community..." "... forhimto be so publicly supportive of the president." "It's not in his interest for a statement to be made." "lt'll give credibility... ." "Use those words." "A man of his media savvy will realize the president can't be blackmailed." "And should the president choose not to kowtow to Hollywood blah-blah-blah..." "... it'llonlysolidifyhis public reputation as a man of character." "Which buys more than $2.5 million of support." "If he has the party, he gets 1 0 minutes alone with the president." "l can sell that." "Let's go back." "How's he doing?" "He looks like he's thinking about ways to kill himself." "It's disgraceful that individuals would desecrate the flag..." "... thatournation'sveterans have fought so valiantly to protect." "Mr. President, it's important that we finally enact..." "... legalprotectionsforour flag." "I rise in strong support for the flag desecration amendment." "I'm sorry, I've just been told I have to go." "This is a debate that is going to continue..." "... intownhalls,cityhalls, state legislatures..." "... andtheHouseofRepresentatives." "There is a group that focuses a great deal of time and energy on this." "So much so that I am moved to ask this question:" "is there an epidemic of flag-burning that I'm not aware of?" "I mean it, is there an outbreak of flag desecration?" "No, so let's blow off Kiefer." "Don't feel threatened by Kiefer." "l don't." "Excellent." "We're doing it over lunch." "Back at the hotel." "Where's Zoey having lunch?" "A place called the Playa Cantina." "She wanted an L.A. experience." "ls it good?" "They make guacamole in front of you." "That's an L.A. experience?" "She meant the people." "There won't be any." "You'll be joining her?" "It'd be easier at the hotel." "The hotel wouldn't make a guacamole in front of me." "l need to talk about Marcus." "ln the car." "Who's talking to Leo?" "He's with the vice president." "Sir, this lunch with Al Kiefer" "Those people don't like me." "They haven't gotten to know you." "You'd think there was an epidemic of flag-burning, endangering lives." "I'm having lunch with Zoey." "Sit with Kiefer, let me know when to listen." "See you there." "l'm not in the car?" "No, you made fun of the guacamole." "You were thinking it." "Fair enough." "Good." "l can't believe you did this." "Surprised you." "I wanted to eat lunch with L.A. people." "I wanted atmosphere." "They cleared out the place." "But the guy made guacamole." "This is fun." "l was having fun..." "... butyoucomewithin100meters , and my protection quadruples." "I hadn't thought about that." "Now that you mention it, yeah, I think you're right." "lt is." "ls somebody after me in California?" "All kinds of things." "You've got smog, freeway shootings, fires, mudslides." "Plus, apparently there is a mad rash of flag-burning going on." "You think you're funny." "Right there, they made the guacamole." "On flag-burning, it's obvious." "If he says nothing, he takes a hit." "If he stands in opposition to it, update your resumes." "l don't buy that." "People respect a man with beliefs." "You are looking at this the wrong way." "Don't play defense." "Lead the charge." "You said we couldn't." "l didn't." "You said if we opposed it vocally, we'd take a hit." "Right. I'm saying don't stay quiet, and don't oppose it." "Lead the charge the other way." "What?" "Has Al said something I should listen to yet?" "We'll let you know." "Do you want to sew up re-election right now?" "Want to lock down your second term in this room?" "What do you got?" "A truckload of voters." "About 47 percent." "Overwhelmingly white men." "Pool and patio types who voted against you by 20-plus points." "They share an affinity to authority, a president." "They see you as smart, with vision." "Why didn't they vote for you?" "Because they also see you as a wimp." "Two-thirds rate you as "weak. "" "We've heard these numbers." "I never get tired of hearing them, especially in front of my daughter." "I know this is not a popular idea." "But I've got numbers and I trust them." "The reason you all look pale is, so do you." "This is not theoretical." "The flag-burning amendment made it through the House easily." "It hasn't made it through the Senate yet, but that day will come soon." "Laws against flag-burning are overwhelmingly favored." "A constitutional amendment won't be subject to a presidential veto..." "... oroverturningby theSupreme Court." "This means one thing:" "It's over!" "The game's been played and won." "You know the results early, so you get to pick which side to be on." "Not only do we get to be on the winning team..." "... wegetto lead the winning team." "Excuse me." "Toby, you're smiling." "l just figured out who you were." "He's gonna say Satan." "No." "You're the guy who runs into the 7-Eleven to get Satan cigarettes." "Mr." "President." "Yeah." "We'll talk about this later." "We will?" "Eagle's moving." "Mr." "President" "Men with patios think I'm weak." "I won't mention the 49 times we asked you not to meet him." "Was that Marcus on the phone?" "We sold him on 1 0 minutes in a room with you." "Ten minutes." "I used to like parties." "I just wanted a regular lunch, in a restaurant with people." "Dad sees danger behind curtains." "Walk on the other side of me, okay?" "Let's get in the car, okay?" "Look at this house!" "l mean, look at it." "lt's a nice house." "You haven't said anything about my dress." "You look very nice." "You're not looking." "l'm looking at the house." "Let me introduce myself." "Mark Miller, head of development at Paragon." "Good to meet you." "Does my money buy me a few words alone with you?" "Throw in chocolates and nylons, get you more than that." "Sure." "l'll be at the bar drinking a lot..." "... ifanybodywantsme." "Nobody will." "l'll come right out. i'm a big fan." "Thank you." "There's a place for you in our company. ln development." "What?" "Development of projects." "What's that mean?" "You'd develop feature projects." "Movies?" "You don't want me." "You want Toby or Sam." "l'm not a writer. I can't act." "You'd just be in development." "And what's that?" "Shepherding, developing projects." "I thought a guy writes a movie and a guy directs a movie." "And in between there are designers and technicians and actors." "So tell me what I'd do again." "Development." "At the moment I have a good job and I understand what it is." "I sure appreciate" " Sam!" "Would you excuse me, Mark?" "I'm sorry. I've gotta talk to Sam about a thing the president wants" "Pretend you're talking to me." "Walk me outside." "Did he offer you a development deal?" "Me too." "Do you know what it is?" "Me neither." "The bedrock principle of the First Amendment..." "... isthatgovernmentcannotprohibit expression because it's disagreeable." "Justice Brennan for the majority." "I'm a real fan, David. lt's not just Baywatch and Knight Rider with me." "Thank you." "Nick Fury, Panic at Malibu Pier, The Cartier Affair, Pleasure Cove." "Excuse us." "He's into me." "You're scaring guests." "He's married." "lt's California." "A girl can dream." "Stop drinking." "Matt Perry right there." "Goodbye." "Josh!" "l know that voice." "How long was it gonna take for you to say hello to me?" "I got your message this morning, but I've been running around." "I didn't see you until now." "I saw you." "Well, then you should have said hello to me." "You looked absorbed in conversations." "l can assure you I was not." "Well then." "Well then, what?" "Hello." "Hello!" "We're just here for the day" "Josh, we gotta talk." "Can you not--?" "Don't leave the party, okay?" "Okay." "I know we've had our ups and downs, but let me be your guy for a second." "You can't be the first vice president to break a tie going the other way." "l'm not looking to make history." "You're gonna get ink either way." "I know. lt eats at you that there's friction between you and my staff." "You think they don't respect you, and they do." "They don't trust you." "Neither does the president." "I know that's blunt, but I convinced him to put you on the ticket." "And I'm gonna be standing here when you make history." "Allow for the possibility that my motives might not always be sinister." "You and your staff are remarkably smug." "Frankly, so is the president." "The fact you think I care if there's friction is proof of that." "You won't set foot in the west wing, you won't be on the ticket next time." "Leo, I think you guys set me up." "You think the president could arrange for a 50-50 tie in the Senate?" "I think the president can do whatever he wants." "You're wrong." "Where's the president?" "At Ted Marcus' fundraiser." "I think it's time for you to call him." "Give me a reason not to fire him." "When you run out of reasons, remember you can't fire the vice president." "I can ask for his resignation." "I gotta tell you something you won't like." "What?" "He's right and we're wrong." "About what?" "About the ethanol tax." "Leo's right." "Sam's weighing in." "I got McCambridge, Aiello and Dane to vote our way." "Send them back." "We lose, and the vice president's off the hook." "Let's do that." "I'm not done with Hoynes, but dump it." "The thing about the vice president-- -l'll call him from the plane." "Craziest thing I've ever heard." "Jay, you can't drive all those cars." "Not all at once." "I know not all at once." "Claudia Jean, this is Veronica Webb." "Pleasure to meet you." "Can I talk to you?" "Sure." "Excuse me." "The president appreciates your laying off Leo McGarry." "lt hasn't gone unnoticed." "You give me material every night." "Well, if there's anything I can do." "You know what would be great?" "Get the president to drive his bike into a tree again." "It's my bread and butter." "It's what I live on." "You're very funny." "How does she look like that?" "Clean living." "Prayer." "Gotta go." "Sorry, I gotta talk to Sam." "Pretend you're talking to me again." "Let's use code names." "Where's Josh?" "Talking to that woman." "Maybe they're just pretending to be talking." "Indeed." "Wanna know what we did for lunch?" "What?" "We met a pollster who said we could sew up re-election..." "... ifthepresidentfavored a flag-burning amendment." "l heard." "How?" "I hear everything." "It was a stupid joke." "I don't get a sympathy laugh?" "Seriously, this guy had some pretty scary numbers." "Josh, I just made a three-picture deal." "A deal to do what?" "lt doesn't seem to matter." "This is Joey Lucas and her assistant." "You're running O'Dwyer's campaign in the 46th." "I know who you are." "I was telling her about Kiefer's numbers." "I've seen those numbers." "We share polling data." "And?" "Kiefer asked the wrong questions." "His poll said 80% favored a flag-burning amendment." "The same percentage favors sending litterbugs to prison." "He never asked how much they care." "Please say that you did." "How good do I look to you right now?" "That depends on the numbers." "37% ." "Less than half of those in favor rated the issue "fairly" or "very important. "" "1 2%, less than a third, said the issue would swing their vote." "The only place this war is being fought is in Washington." "You're looking very good to me right now." "I thought so." "Good to meet you." "Pleasure." "Nice meeting you." "You have any idea how big you just scored with Toby and Sam?" "But still... ." "What?" "If the president talks about this, he should say people shouldn't do it." "It's a form of protest that, for a lot of people, is troubling." "Your poll says that?" "l do." "So do a lot of people." "Vox populi vox Dei." "The voice of the people is a dog." "The voice of God." "l came here with someone." "l'm sorry?" "I came here with someone." "I should go. I have to go." "Wait." "Will you call me next time you come out here?" "Absolutely." "I will call in advance of my coming." "It was really good to see you." "You too." "I don't need to tell you that I've got a large microphone..." "... andI 'mgonnademandyou announce you'll veto Cameron's bill." "It won't pass." "It won't get voted on." "I'm saying, as a gesture." "As a symbol." "As a gesture, as a symbol, demand that and you'll be Cameron's friend." "The people in my house want this." "They're complaining that you take money without listening." "Give me the name of one person who's complaining." "I'll call personally and say I'll never sign a law like that." "Then why won't you say that" "Ted." "Why won't you say that publicly?" "Because I know what I'm doing!" "I live in the world of professional politics..." "... andyouliveintheworld of adolescent tantrum!" "Don't you ever slap Josh Lyman around again." "He's the deputy chief of staff." "He's not some associate producer." "You're right." "Don't screw with me." "You're right." "Right this second..." "... theworstthingthatcouldhappen would be to put that up for debate..." "... whichhappensas soonas I open my mouth." "Get it?" "I'm a human starting gun!" "Trust me. I know what I'm doing." "l do trust you. I do." "And I like you too." "Thank you." "Have you enjoyed yourself tonight?" "No." "Me neither." "If you don't mind my saying..." "... youlookmoretiredthan youdid a couple of months ago." "Imagine how tired I'm gonna look a couple of months from now." "I haven't slept well lately." "Kept everyone up on the plane on the way out." "You know, we left at 3 in the morning." "I really want to try to sleep on the way back." "That was it?" "Yeah." "Because she was with somebody?" "She was with somebody." "She's with somebody." "She could've just said that." "Why would she have been saying that?" "For the allure." "Go see her." "lt's 1 :00 a.m." "Knock on her door." "I'm not gonna knock on her door at 1 a.m." "You had to see her once more before you left..." "... becauseGodknows what fate awaits you there." "Are you okay?" "Gather ye rosebuds." "I am not gonna knock on her door." "Were you just clucking?" "Was that what that was?" "I don't have her room number." "Yes, you do." "Phone message!" "First of all, don't do that anymore. "Phone message! "" "And?" "Tell them I'll be down in one minute." "How's she gonna know I'm knocking?" "There's a button." "A light flashes." "I'll be there in a minute." "What can I do for you?" "You know, I got the wrong room." "I don't think so." "You looking for Joey?" "Yeah." "She's right here." "No, I'm not." "I was stopping to say goodbye." "Don't bother." "Who's there?" "I wanted to say goodbye." "We're taking off." "And... ." "Thank you for talking to us tonight." "That was helpful." "She said goodbye." "I know." "Goodbye." "Anyway, Mr. Vice President, it's taken care of." "We can put it to rest." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Bye." "Good night." "Wait." "John?" "Yes, sir?" "I wanna tell you, a couple of years ago in Iowa..." "... Iadmiredtheway you hunginthere on the ethanol tax credit." "You said what you'd been saying for eight years..." "... eventhoughyouknew it wasn't gonna play." "My confession is, you and I agree on ethanol, but only you said it." "You stood in there even though you knew you were gonna lose Iowa." "Anyway..." "... Ijustwantedtosay..." "... youhadagooddaytoday ." "Thank you, Mr. President." "I'm gonna try to sleep now." "Good night." "See you in the morning." "Subtitles by sdl Media Group" "(english)" | {
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"[ Whistling ]" "[ Kolchak Narrating ] There are sections of Chicago the guidebooks don't refer to." "You can't blame them, really." "The guidebooks'function... is to sell the glamour and excitement of our Windy City." "And whichever way you dress it up, old age is neither glamorous nor exciting." "Roosevelt Heights used to be a plush neighborhood." "But the plush neighbors moved uptown, leaving the old people." "And old people don't move easily." "They become set in their surroundings." "Their friends live next door." "They've been going to the same store for 25 years." "And, probably most important of all, they can't afford to relocate even if they wanted to." "The battle of fixed income versus galloping inflation never ends." "But even inflation took a backseat here in Roosevelt Heights... as a far greater fear overtook the residents- a terror which effectively dwarfed everything else." "October 1 4, one Harry Starman was about to break the law." "He'd done it before many times." "Gambling on Friday night was forbidden by Hebrew law." "So, to escape his wife and to escape going to temple," "Harry and his cohorts took drastic measures." "There were other residents of Roosevelt Heights." "The locals had tried to get rid of them a couple of times, but what with the fact that the garbage collection wasn't as efficient as it could have been, theyjust hadn't been too successful." "[ Man ] Do you mind if I cut?" "[ Man #2 ] Cut.!" "Cut, cut." "What am I, a cheat?" "You're late." "What's with the late?" "I stopped to get this." "They raised the prices again." "You each owe me 50 cents." "Uh-uh." "You still haven't paid for the bottle I bought last week." "I paid you!" "You did not!" "Jo, I leave it to you." "You were there." "I paid you, I'm tellin' you!" "Are we gonna play poker, or are we gonna schmooze?" "Penny ante, penny raises." "Good." "But I paid him." "No matter what he-what he" "Where's the glasses?" "Glasses, glasses." "Did you ever get 'em?" "No." "I always have to get 'em." "And you did not pay me for last week and don't stack the deck while I'm out." "Silly old- If it wasn't his table, I wouldn't be found dead here." "I hate to go out there!" "The bacon and ham hocks, pigs' knuckles." "So who told you to take this job anyway?" "Then tell a lie so you wouldn't lose anything on social security." "You know it." "You know him." "Ante up." "Ah, ah, ah!" "Ante up." "Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I played with Nick the Greek?" "You did, Harry." "You did." "It was in Las Vegas." "It was a pleasure to lose to him." "He could bluff you without flinching an eyelash." "He was an artist." "[ Kolchak Narrating ] Buck Fineman, 7 2 years old." "A cantankerous old geezer." "No one liked him much, but they allowed him to play poker with them once a week... because he was a terrible card player and had been known to lose... as much as 75 cents in a single evening." "Also his part-timejob allowed their group a safe hiding place... for their clandestine games of chance." "For Buck's case, this particular night, it was too clandestine." "Who's there?" "It looks like, uh- Hey, Rabbi Schulman." "What are you doing out here?" "Now, no matter what terrible stories my wife told you, it's still only a penny ante game." "Wrong, I know, but it's only penny ante." "[ Roaring ]" "[ Tires Screeching ]" "[ Kolchak Narrating ] Normally, an old guy dropping dead wouldn't get me to cross the road." "But things were pretty quiet that week, and there was something in the report... that I'd picked up over my police radio that didn't sound strictly kosher." "[ Voices Overlapping ]" "Please, one at a- One at a time." "Why should we have to live with such tsures?" "I'm sorry, but I don't understand Yiddish." "Tsures.!" "Grief, unhappiness." "Don't you understand?" "[ Muttering ]" "All right, what happened?" "Old guy croaked." "Well, we have a nice choice of words." "You expect to escape old age?" "Okay, an old guy passed on." "Passed on." "What'd he pass on of?" "Who knows?" "Old age?" "Boredom?" """Old age." "Boredom. '"" "Uh- Wait, wait." "Who are you?" "Press." "I wouldn't if I were you." "Son, I've seen more dead bodies than you've had TV dinners." "Oh, yeah." "Old age and boredom." "How'd it happen?" "Well, apart from the old people, the other tenants in this area are rats, and rats do get hungry." """Rats." Anything else you wanna know?" "No." "Okay, then you take care, okay?" "If only we didn't send him out for the glasses." "I really liked him." "He was a nice guy." "Look, did any of you gentlemen here know the deceased?" "Sure, I knew him." "What was his name?" "Fineman." "Buck Fineman." "[ Man #2 ] His real name was Julius." "Buck, he got from the movies." "He loved movies." " Hey, are you a reporter?" " Mm-hmm." "Then how about reporting, for instance, how come the Health Department... won't get their cans down here and clear out the rats?" "It's not only here." "You should see my apartment building around the back." "Health Department." "Usen't you work for the Health Department?" " Me?" " Yeah." "No, no, that was my brother." "No, he was in charge of printing up quarantine signs." " That was a long time ago." " What about the rats?" "Well, we all have rats, sir." "You should see the one I work for." "I'm talking about rats that eat you before you can get a decentJewish burial." "Uh-huh." "Well, you may have a point there, Mr., uh" "Uh, sir, your name?" "Who, me?" "Yeah." "Starman." "Starman." "Harry Star-You're writing this?" "Yes." "Starman." "S-T-A-R." "One ""R." One ""R"?" "One ""R," yes." """Starman."" "You know, I understand we've all got problems, and we gotta handle 'em." "Okay, I understand that." "But, on top of all of that, rats- rats that chew you up before you even get cold?" " Well, how long was he dead?" " Well, you see, we were playing poker." "I brought some wine." "He went to get some glasses." "About a half hour later, we went to look for him." "And that's when we found him." "Right, fellas?" "Right, right." """One half hour."" "A half hour." "What do the police say?" "Nothing." "Well, nothing official." "Unofficial?" "Well, it had to be longer than half an hour for Fineman to be devoured." "That the old guys made a mistake, and they're getting senile." "Well, it is an old people's neighborhood." "Old doesn't have to be synonymous with senility, Tony." "How old are you?" "Just imagine." "There's all these old people... hanging on to whatever they've got left out of living... in this-this ghetto with flesh-eating rats breeding all around them like-like rats." "All right, all right." "Here." "Put it on the wire." "But take out that bleeding heart stuff." "Bleeding hearts?" "Me?" "Where?" "Oh, yes. ""The tragic death ofJulius Fineman, age 72." ""Tragic" offends you, huh?" "Just make it, ""The death ofJulius Fineman, age 72."" "We don't wanna imply that we're tossing brickbats at the Sanitation Department... for malfeasance or anything like that." " You're a real crusader, Tony." " Listen, you've got a good angle there." "Just get more of it." "You get some damning facts, and I'll go with you all the way." "We'll slam anyone who's responsible." "Really?" "You're gonna throw a few brickbats, are you?" "Or is that, uh, too rough?" "Maybe we can just pelt 'em with some wet biscuits." "[ Sighs ] Here, maybe you better sign this." "What is it?" "Just sign it, Tony." " I gave Harry a few bucks." " What for?" "Come on, Tony.Just sign it, will you?" "It won't do you any harm." "Apart from a pension, he's got nothing." "Thanks very much, Tony." "[ Sighs ]" "You're Richard the Lionhearted, Patrick Henry and St. Teresa... all stuffed into one, big, pin-striped suit." "Manny, send up a corned beef sandwich lean and a bottle of cream soda." "And fresh pickles this time." "Well, you're working late tonight, Miss Emily." "I'm helping out with the advice column." "All these poor people, such problems." "Look at this." "[ Muttering ]" "[ Chuckles ] All those women hanging around him." "I should have such a problem." "What are you gonna tell him?" "Well, I'd hoped you'd come up with a suggestion." "Me?" "[ Chuckles ]" "Okay." "You tell him... to get his doctor to prescribe a massive course of hormone treatments." "And, him, 73 years old." "Is this your story?" "Yeah, uh-huh." "Well, may I read it?" "Yeah, sure." "It's not gonna help you with that stuff though." "Well, I'll let you in on a little secret." "I just took this job as a steppingstone to what I really want to do." "Which is what?" "I'm writing a novel." "A detective novel." "Well, good for you." "I needed experience oflife." "I was becoming insulated in that little place of mine." "And, anyway, down here, I get to use the typewriters, and the paper's free." "Well, that's a very good attitude for a professional writer." "[ Kiss ] Madam Emily." "Good night." "When you're finished with that, give that to Martha to put on the wire." "[ Kolchak ] If Vincenzo was going to give me a feature series on Roosevelt Heights," "I'd need more background- lots more." "But, right now, I'd had enough." "I was tired, and I wanted to go home." "Maybe if I'd done myjob properly and gone back to Roosevelt Heights that evening, the Goldsteins would still be alive." "I didn't understand it." "What?" "The movie." "What's to understand movies nowadays?" "They take their clothes off." "That's all that matters." "Jeanette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy, they never took their clothes off." "[ Chuckles ] Neither did we, really." "Never left the lights on either." "Now that I come to think of it, what would it have hurt?" "Come on, Miriam." "Well, what would it have hurt?" "All that running in and out of the bathroom, puttin' on our pajamas." "All that ceremony." "Oh, Sol." "What were we so ashamed of?" "Come on, Miriam." "Sol, where are you going?" "I'm takin' the shortcut." "I don't want to." "What's with ""I don't want to"?" "We always take the shortcut through the alley." "No, that was before Mr. Fineman died." "So what is that supposed to mean?" "Buck Fineman is gonna pounce on you fresh from the grave?" "You know what I'm talking about." "Mr. Fineman" " God rest his soul- he didn't just die." "He was killed by the same wicked person... that's doing that all over the neighborhood." "Those are just kids, Miriam." "Just kids." "Kids don't go around killing people." "All right, Mr. Wise Guy." "So what did kill Mr. Fineman?" "He died." "He was pushing 80." "He was entitled." "I am not gonna take the shortcut." "Okay." "So the cocoa will be ready on the stove when you come home." "Sol?" "You're a stubborn man, Sol Goldstein." "My feet hurt." "Ah." "[ Clattering ]" "[ Scoffs ] It's nothin'." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "[ Sighs ] Don't worry." "[ Cat Screeches ] [ Gasps ]" "Come on." "[ Chuckling ]" "Good evening, Officer." "Sol, I was so silly." "[ Roaring ] [ Both Screaming ]" "[ Kolchak Narrating ] Someone called in the middle of the night to let me know what had happened, more or less." "I say more or less because that someone was too hysterical to make much sense." "But the little that I could glean made it hard for me to sleep." "Who croaked this time?" "Beat it." "I'm busy." "Just a name." "Come on." "Goldstein, Mr. and Mrs. Mr. and Mrs." "Chewed up like the rest of'em?" "I'm not a quiz show host." "For one thing, they make better money than I do." "Better jokes too." "Mr. Kolchak?" "Hi, Mr. Starman." "Why aren't you home in bed?" "Who can sleep in an atmosphere like this?" "Listen, Mr. Kolchak, I know who did it." "Yeah, sure." "Please, Mr. Kolchak, listen." "I'm tellin' ya." "I know who did it." "Mr. Starman, would you do me a favor?" "You're right in my picture." "But you don't understand." "I'm the one who called you." "You what?" "I called you." "Why didn't you identify yourself?" "Didn't I?" "Come on, Mr. Starman." "Let's have a talk." "[ Harry ] He lives there." "It's his restaurant." "Who?" "The man who murdered the Goldsteins." "The Hindu." "Why would he wanna kill the Goldsteins?" "He's a Nazi, that's why." "Harry, excuse me, but you usually don't find Hindu Nazis in any great number." "Look, the Goldsteins wereJewish, right?" "Yeah, well, this is a Jewish neighborhood, Harry." "Sure, it is." "That's why he chalks up those swastikas all over the place." "Well, how do you know it's him, Harry?" "Look, he moved in here a couple of months ago... just after the rats chewed up old Mrs. Reznik." "And that's when the swastikas started to appear." "I mean, Mr. Kolchak, what sort of a nut opens an Indian restaurant in a Jewish neighborhood?" "Me, personally, I'm not too crazy about kosher chutney." "Do you mind?" "Yeah, well, you got a point there." "Sure, he's up to something bad." "I saw him the other night." "He was painting swastikas all over the door and fence... back where he lives in back of the restaurant." "I'm tellin' ya." "He's as crazy as a bedbug." " He is?" " Who are we talkin' about?" "All right, Harry, let's go see." "So?" "So?" "So?" "You'll see." "You'll see." "Yeah?" "Huh?" "Well?" "Here?" "Yeah?" "Okay." "Huh?" "Was I right, or was I right?" "You was right." "You wanna join me?" "Are you kiddin'?" "I can barely climb the stairs, let alone a fence." "I'll wait here." "Keep your eyes peeled, huh?" "Hey, Mr. Kolchak, how'd you get around there?" "I'm not around there." "I'm around here." "Mr. Kolchak.!" "[ Screams ] [ Roaring ]" "Rakshasa!" "[ Tires Screeching ]" "[ Car Doors Opening, Closing ]" "Well, am I glad to see you guys." "I'll bet you are." "Okay, Kolchak, let's have it one more time." "Okay, this will be the fifth ""one more time."" "Oh?" "You got nothin' better to do, have ya?" "You're kiddin'?" "Now, you and Harry climbed over this fence, right?" "I went over, Harry stayed outside." " Why?" " Why what?" "Why did Harry stay outside?" "He was an old man." "His fence-climbing days are over." "Maybe he was afraid of you." "Maybe you oughta have your marbles examined." "Oh, boy." "I love a wise guy." "Okay, keep goin', Kolchak." "Well, let's see." "I dropped down over the fence." "He was back there." "I moved out a little and took a couple pictures." "And, then, I heard him scream." "[ Screams ]" "What's going on here?" "Police business, that's what." "Are you up to it again, Prodman?" " Weren't you reprimanded for getting a little rough a few years ago?" " Who, me?" " You all right, Carl?" " He was just giving testimony." "Tell him, Kolchak." "No, that's right, Tony." "No,just like the officer says." "I'm surprised at you guys." "Surprised and very disappointed." " Hey, am I out, Tony?" " Yes, you're out." "Now, let's see here." "You are Prodman." "And you're a new face around here." "What's your name?" " Come on!" " What's your name?" " Thomas." " Thomas." "Thank you very much." "[ Kolchak Narrating ] Reading between the lines of all the police hassling, their message came through." "Poor Harry had died of natural causes, and then been stripped ofhis flesh by rats." "That theory had been passable in the case of Buck Fineman, specious in the case of the Goldsteins, and, now, in the case of Harry Starman, just too hard to swallow." "After all, I had been there." "I knew that Harry had been devoured in the short time it takes me... to click off a couple of snapshots." "Mr. Rivas?" "Frank, you remember me?" "Carl Kolchak, I.N.S.?" "I.N.S. You fumigated our offices lastJanuary for roaches." "Oh, yes, I remember you." "You still leavin' those half-eaten doughnuts and bagel crumbs all over your desk?" "Ain't much any exterminator can do for you, you keep up that kind of behavior." "I don't eat bagels." "Vincenzo eats bagels." "Oh, yes, you did." "Listen, is there somethin' I can do to help ya?" "Quickly." "I don't even have time to break for lunch." "Yeah, okay." "Now, your typical urban rat- How long does it take a pack of them... to, uh, destroy a good-sized carcass of beef?" "I've worked in some of your big packing' houses." "Yeah." "Sometimes, a pack of brown rats will strip a whole beef carcass in 1 2 minutes flat." " Twelve minutes." " Then again, sometimes the joke's on them." "They get caught in the grinding' machinery." "Listen, you're getting spray all over your sandwich." "Uh, poison?" "Oh, what difference does it make?" "It's all loaded with chemicals and preservatives anyway." "Twelve minutes for a steer, huh?" "How about one minute for a human-sized carcass?" "Oh, if they're deprived of their normal food, they can do wonders." "But one minute?" "I think you're getting into the piranha category." "It just don't seem feasible." "Thank you, and bon appetit." "[ Middle Eastern ]" "[ Indian Accent ] Here you go, sahib." "Mah-gum-bakh." "Mah-gum" "Bakh." "What is it?" "[ Drops Accent ] Beef curry." "Beef curry?" "Mm-hmm." "Well" "Yes, it looks like curry, but I don't see much beef." "Well, it's not, uh, bad." "Wait'll it starts doing the flaming sword dance in your colon." "Shalom." "Sit down." " You get many customers in here?" " Are you kidding?" "In this neighborhood, if it's not chicken soup and matzo balls, forget it." "Mm-hmm." "That's what I heard." "That's strange, him opening a place like this." "It's crazy." "But he's like that." "Let me tell you something." "I saw him talkin' to one of these old neighborhood guys, right?" "You know what he asks?" "He asks, does the old guy ever see any of his friends or relatives hangin' around at night?" "Well, the old guy tells him all his friends and relatives are dead." "So you know what the boss says?" "The boss says, it doesn't make any difference if they're dead or not." "Does he see them?" "Now, that's crazy, right?" "Well" " Is he at home?" "He's never home." "If you saw where he lived, you wouldn't ask why." "Do you ever hear your boss talk about something like ""Rakoosha" or ""Rakaka" or ""Raka-something"?" "Uh-uh." "The only thing he's ever talked to me about is to wash my hands before I serve the food to people." " That's considerate." " Why?" "Why all the questions?" "Well, I've only got one more, really." "Where's the bathroom?" "The curry's getting to you already, huh?" "It's out back, sahib." "Out back." "Thank you." "[ Sobbing ]" "[ Speaking Foreign Language ]" "Uh, Carl?" "Carl." "Yeah?" "Carl,just recently, you were making some big noises... about a series on the plight of the old folks down at Roosevelt Heights." "Uh-huh." "I haven't seen one written word about it yet." "Oh, I was doing it tonight, Tony." "Something very weird is going on." "It's coming together very oddly." "You're dripping on my desk." "Oh, yes." "Well, look here." "See?" "Oh, that's a national disgrace, a man that age having to eke out a living as a busboy." "No, no, those are East Indian clothes, Tony." "He tried to kill me with a crossbow." "A crossbow?" "Yeah." "Look, this is where he lives, see?" "See those swastikas on the wall?" "Wait a minute." "A crossbow?" "Yeah, for cryin' out loud." "A crossbow." "Look, see there, right in his hand?" "It's kind of blurry, but you can sort of make it out if you squint your eyes a little bit." "A crossbow and swastikas, and he lives in Roosevelt Heights?" "Yeah, that's right." "Listen, I've been doing a little reading." "Apparently, the Nazis did not invent the swastika." "It's a Hindu sign." "It's very old, used to ward off evil spirits." "Ward off evil spirits?" "That's right." "You know, in the year 1 066, the Saxons lost the Battle of Hastings... because their crossbows were no match for the Norman longbows in terms of range and accuracy." "In that way, two disparate cultures were melded." "You know, Ron, in your own quiet way, you're" "Well, thank you." "Thank you very much, Ron." "His non sequiturs are gonna drive me into a state institution." "Tony, I heard this man say something about a ""bakusha" or a ""monaksha" or something." "Have you ever heard of anything like that?" "No, and I don't really care, Carl." "Uh-huh." "I'm just gonna finish some work, and then I'm going home." "Suddenly, I'm very tired." "You're dripping on my desk again." "[ Sighs ] Indians, swastikas, Norman conquest." "Am I supposed to see God's design in all this?" "[ Kolchak Narrating ] March 3, 1 2:1 5 a.m." "Officers York and Boxman, 1 2th Precinct, making their normal runs." "They'd been told to keep an extra lookout since the events of the past couple of days." "It would have been better for them if they hadn't." "Oh!" "What's the time?" "It's only 2:30." "It's gonna be another long night." "Mmm." "Well, let's roll." "[ York ] What are you stoppin'for?" "I thought I saw somebody run into that alley." "Where?" "Down there?" "Yeah." "I don't see a thing." "I could've sworn I saw something." "All right, you win." "I'll take a look." "Tomorrow night, I'm driving all night long." "Okay." "Hey!" "Hey, you, in there!" "What'd you see?" "There's somebody creeping around in there." "Sergeant Da Vito." "I thought he was in the hospital." " Mom?" " What did you say?" "That's my mom out there." "What do you mean, your mother?" "That's Sergeant Da Vito." "[ Clattering ]" "[ Growling ]" "[ Mouthing Words ]" "Sarge,just stay back." "Sarge,just stay back." "Don't come" " Don't come any closer." "Sarge, don't come any closer!" "[ Growling ]" "[ Clicking ]" "[ Man ] This is one of my most prized possessions." "I doubt seriously you'll find... a better third century rendering of the goddess Kali anywhere in the world." "I always like to say... the third century is when the cult of Kali flowered." "Cauliflower." "Vegetable." "[ Dinging ]" "Um, I'll be with you straightaway." "[ Dinging Continues ]" "[ Dinging Stops ]" "[ Clattering ]" "Excuse me, will you?" "Feel free to browse." "Oh, Mr. Marriot-Lane." "My name is Carl Kolchak." "I'm with the I.N.S., and you, sir, are the foremost expert on East Indian arts." "And I have a few questions for you." "It's Lane-Marriot, not Marriot-Lane." "Yeah, certainly, certainly." "Now, let me see what I can do... about not putting the cart before the ox." "Now, I'm trying to find out something about a creature named ""Raka," ""Rakashoshe,"" """Rakalaki," ""Raka"- something I didn't hear too well." "There are a plethora of Indian words beginning with those syllables." "Well, this ""Rak" takes pleasure in eating human flesh." "You're talking about the Rakshasa." "That's it!" "That's it." "Well, that's all right." "Don't worry about me." "I don't have to be back at the office." "No, go on." "Give me the poop about this Rakshasa." "Well, the Rakshasa is the disciple of Ravana" "Ravana, whose deeds were so horrible, he stopped the sun and the moon in their course." "I had a date with a girl in college who was like that once." "Mr. Kolchak, I value my time." "If it's your intention merely to be a music hall wag, please state so." "No, no." "I was just trying to ease the tension, and I noticed that you were a man who appreciated a good joke over there." "I mean, uh, cauliflower?" "Well, yes, now and again." "Well, go on." "Go on." "Well, a Rakshasa is an evil spirit... who can possess a man's mind... and delights in the consumption of human flesh." "Really?" "Well, I had a run-in with an old Indian." "Maybe he was a Pakistani, I don't know." "Anyway, he tried to kill me with a crossbow." "Now, is it possible that he's a Rakshasa?" "Think, man!" "Think!" "I just told you." "A Rakshasa is a spirit, a myth." "They're not real." "However, a crossbow is the method prescribed in legend... by which one may destroy a Rakshasa... with arrows blessed by the divine Brahma himself." "Well, then this old man was trying to kill a Rakshasa, or thought he was." "Why would he take a shot at me?" "The chap's actions seem understandable to me somehow." "You do enjoy a good joke." "So that's all the Rakshasa are after, huh?" "Eating people?" "After Ravana, their leader, was killed, the Rakshasa lived on leaderless." "They drifted into a timeless limbo... where, according to legend, they sent emissaries into the living world to see if the time is right" "to see if the time is right for their reappearance on the face of the Earth." "When is that?" "[ Door Closes ]" "When the world has slipped to the edge of the abyss." "Uh-huh." "Mistrust, decadence." "Mm-hmm." "Moral decline." "I see!" "In other words, they might be getting their marching orders right now." "Now, you really must excuse me." "Yes,yes." "Well, I'll just hang around here." "Say, my boss might like this as a paperweight." "How much you gettin'for it?" "$3,7 50." "Oh." "[ Chuckles ]" "Well, come to think of it, he's got a sentimental attachment to the one he's got." "It's a little round ball with a little cottage inside." "You shake it up, and snow falls on it." "Did-Did you ever see Citizen Kane?" "Yes!" "Yes." "Take a look at that hanging over there." "You may find it of use." "Thank you." "Oh, yes." "I remember her well." "Tony?" "Yeah?" "This is it, huh?" "Yeah, yeah." "The story that starts out with the rodent problems of the lower-income old folks, and then generates into this dribble about some evil spirit... that comes from New Delhi and makes sandwiches out of people?" "It's a Hindu spirit." "It's got nothing to do with New Delhi." "Who also appears to his victims as Carl Kolchak, but actually looks like Bongo the Chimp with fangs." "He only appeared to Harry Starman as me, Tony." "Why don't you read the thing thoroughly?" "The Rakshasa have magical powers." "They seduce the victim to death... by taking on the image of someone the victim trusts." "And poor Harry Starman, he trusted you?" "Well" "Obviously, he never had to depend on you to come up with a cogent story, something that'll turn a profit." "You gotta put this story on the wire now!" "If only one paper picks it up and prints it, some butchery may be prevented." "Put this on the wire?" "Put myself up for ridicule?" "Put myself on unemployment?" "Well, think about it more, Tony." "Just think about it." "Consider the logic." "Before Harry died, he called my name." "He thought he saw me." " Now, that young cop-What's his name?" "York." "The scuttlebutt is" " Scuttlebutt?" "The-The rumor is that he believes he saw Sergeant Da Vito, a guy who's been a father figure to him all his life." "And Da Vito was on sick leave because of a coronary." "Oh, he just wigged out because he saw his partner get hurt." "Well, what did happen to his partner?" "Eaten by rats while York stood by and watched?" "Come on." "Listen, this is the way the Rakshasa works." "He plucks images from the brains of those he wants to slaughter, someone he knows that they can trust." "Even if the papers print it as a joke, it might make sense to some of those old people, worry them into being careful." "Sure, it would make sense to them." "They're senile!" "Just a minute!" "You may be my employer, but you're walking on eggs when you talk that way, buster." "[ Chuckles ] I'm sorry, but this is a little too much." "Come on, Tony." "Will you do it?" "Put it on the wire, will ya?" "As far as I'm concerned, it's bedtime for Bonzo!" "Vincenzo, what- Where are you going?" "That's none of your concern." "Vincenzo, come back here!" "Chicken." "That's where I get all my stories." "All I've been able to get out of him is that... he's going to the doctor for some shots." "Mm-hmm." "Yeah, well, I'd like to give him a shot in the head." "That's what I'd like to do." "[ Groans ]" "[ Man Moaning ]" "[ Muttering In Foreign Language ]" "Great Brahma, creator of all creatures, to you I commend my unworthy soul." "Sir?" "No, no, no." "Wait, wait." "I'm not the Rakshasa." "I'm the Kolchak." "Carl Kolchak." "Please." "Please, I wish to apologize for last night." "I thought you were" "The Rakshasa." "Yes." "I'm sorry." "I never thought I would be old, but look at me now." "My eyes don't serve me, my hands betray me, and my courage is as shaky as my body." "That is why I fired at you." "[ Moaning ]" "You're very ill." "It looks like you've got a fever." "Listen, I've got a car outside." "Let me take you to the hospital." "No, no." "I have to remain here and try to complete my task." "Hunting the Rakshasa?" "Yes." "I am a servant of Brahma." "I must do my duty." "For 60 years now, I have roamed the world... seeking and destroying the Rakshasa wherever they appear." " Have you ever gotten any?" " Oh, yes." "Yes, indeed." "A few." "Sixty years?" "How old are you?" "I'm nearly 80." "But I'm afraid I've destroyed my last Rakshasa." "All I can hope for is to pass on arrows to another of my kind." "Here in Chicago?" "To come at the Rakshasa, one must be clear of mind." "But, most of all, honest and brave." "Per-Perhaps you." "You'd best go home." "[ Sighs ] You need a doctor." "I'll bring my car around." "No, no, no." "Please, go home." "It's dangerous here for you." "The Rakshasa knows I'm helpless." "I can sense him lurking nearby, waiting to strike like the spineless cowards they all are." "[ Groans ]" "Easy, Pop." "Easy." "Now, I'll find a way to take care of you." "Please, please, remove yourself from here." "And take these with you, should you have to defend yourself." "Uh- Please." "But, uh- No, take them." "They're blessed." "Don't let yourself be fooled." "He will present himself to you as someone you know and trust." "But you must shoot- shoot- or your flesh will be ripped apart." "Well, I got one problem, Pop." "There isn't anyone that I trust." "Don't be fooled!" "His power is that he can find a person and deceive you." "Go home." "Don't come back." "You'll be ripped as ifby mad dogs." "[ Moaning ]" "[ Creaking ]" "Stop." "Don't you come nearer." "Emily?" "Emily, what are you doing here?" " You answer me." " Well, I just had to follow you." "You know all about the haunts of criminals, and I wanted to have some real-life research for my novel." "Well, I don't care about your novel." "Now, if you don't stop right there, I'm gonna have to shoot you." "Oh, Carl!" "I just wanted to experience a case for myself." " Put down that bow." "You're scaring me." " Well, then you stop walking." "Carl" "Now, I mean it, Em- Emily, I really mean it." "I'm frightened down in this bad place." "Emily?" "[ Roaring ]" "[ Arrow Clatters To Ground ]" "Geez." "I'd like to have told Miss Emily that the Rakshasa appeared to me as her." "According to the legend, it meant that I trusted her." "But then I would have also had to tell her that I shot a steel arrow straight into her." "I don't think she would've appreciated that." "But in the final analysis, what's the difference?" "As long as we all trust each other, why should anyone's feelings be bruised?" "Why, Miss Emily.!" "You look absolutely gorgeous.!" "Why, thank you." "I have an appointment." "Really?" "Business or pleasure?" "Uh, business." "Mrs. Cowles, I'm Mr. Cartwright." "Oh, Mr. Cartwright." "How do you do?" "Mr. Cartwright, Mr. Kolchak." "How do you do, sir?" "My pleasure." "It must be very nice working with such a great lady." "Allow me." "She gives the best advice, even medical advice." "Oh, I'm sure." "She's right on the button." "[ Chuckling ] Yes." "Yes, I" "Mr. Cartwright." "[ Gasps ] Hormones!" "Mr. Cartwright- Good luck, Emily!" "Thank you." "Let's see." "Where was I?" "Yes." "And if you happen to be walking along a lonely country road one night... and you see your favorite aunt coming toward you, good luck to you too." | {
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"SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE" " Nice!" " An ideal family portrait," "Look into the camera, please," "Great!" "How about giving us a smile?" "Let's see some happy faces, You too, Mother, Great!" "Mind your hair!" "There we have it." " That should do it, right?" " Yes, I think so." " We've finished with the girls." " You've been so good!" " Bye-bye!" " They were good as gold..." "How about some shots of the parents on the sofa?" "Lean forward, you're sliding too far back." "That's it!" " I'll try and make myself small." " Talk to each other." "Marianne, turn your eyes slightly towards us..." "Look as if you were fond of each other..." "There, like that." "Hold that pose!" "Great..." " That's it." "Thank you very much." " Good!" "We'll need some portraits later." "Well then, let's start, shall we?" "I always begin with a standard question, to soothe the nerves." " I'm not particularly nervous." " Good." "The question is:" "How would you describe yourselves in a few words?" " That's not an easy one." " Not all that difficult, surely?" " I may be misunderstood." " Really?" "It may sound conceited to say I'm highly intelligent, youthful, successful, sensible, sexy and I care about the world we live in." "I'm educated, well-read and a good mixer." "Let's see..." "I'm a good friend even to people who are worse off than myself." "I'm good at sports." "I'm a good husband and a good son." "I have no debts and I pay my taxes." "I respect our government, no matter what it does." "I love our royal family." "I've left the state church." " Shall I go on?" " Please." " I'm a splendid lover." " Perhaps we can skip that question." "What about you, Marianne?" "Well, what shall I say?" "I'm married to Johan and I have two daughters..." " That's all I can think of..." " Come on, think harder." " I think Johan is awfully nice..." " How kind of you." " We've been married for 10 years." " We've just renewed our contract." "Unlike Johan, I lack the ability to see myself in such glowing terms, but in all honesty, I'm glad I'm able to lead the life I do." "It's a good life, if you know what I mean." "What else?" "My, this is difficult..." " She has a nice figure." " I'm trying to be serious." " I have two girls, Karin and Eva." " You've already said that." "How about some personal data?" "Let's start with your ages." " I'm 42, but I don't look it." " I'm 35." "Both of us come from obscenely middle-class homes." " Johan's father is a doctor." " And my mother is the motherly type." "My father is a lawyer." "It was decided from the outset that I was to be a lawyer too." "I'm the youngest of seven children." "Mother ran a big household." " Nowadays, she takes it easy." " Oh, does she?" "Oddly enough, we get on with our parents." "We see a lot of each other." "There's never been any friction to speak of." "Let's talk about your professions." "Mine is a bit unusual." "I'm an associate professor at the Institute of Psychotechnology." "Family law is my specialty." "I belong to a large firm of solicitors." "Most of my work concerns divorce, but the interesting thing is..." "Hold that pose!" "Take a picture, I want to capture that expression." "Good!" " My, I feel so..." " It will pass." " Tell me, how did you meet?" " I'll leave that to Johan." " Lord, that is interesting!" " It wasn't love at first sight." "We both had a large circle of friends and ran into each other often." "We were also both involved in politics for several years and we went in for amateur dramatics quite a lot as students." "Well, I can't say we made any deeper impression on each other." "Marianne thought I was stuck-up." "Johan had a rather highly publicized affair with a pop singer which gave him a certain image and made him insufferable." "Marianne was 19." "She was married to a fool whose only saving grace was a rich father." "He was very kind and I was madly in love with him." "Besides, I got pregnant early on in the relationship." " But how was it that..." " That the two of us joined forces?" "That was actually Marianne's idea." "My baby died soon after birth and my husband and I divorced, to our mutual relief." "And Johan's singer had given him his walking papers." "We were both a bit hurt and lonely, so I suggested making a go of it." "We weren't in love at all, but we were both downhearted." "And then we found out that we got along very well and we really buckled down to our studies." "We moved in together, a situation our mothers actually took in their stride." "In fact, they became good friends." "We were accepted as Johan and Marianne." "After six months we got married." " By then we were in love as well." " Very much so!" " We were seen as an ideal couple." " And that's still the case." " No complications?" " We've never had material worries." "We're on good terms with friends and relations on both sides." "We have good jobs that we enjoy." "We're healthy." "And so on, to an almost vulgar degree." "Security, order, loyalty..." "We're almost indecently lucky." "Naturally, we have our differences, just like other people." "But we agree on all the key issues." " Don't you ever quarrel?" " Marianne does." "Johan is very slow to anger, so I run out of steam." "This all sounds wonderful." "All of it." "Only last night someone was saying that the very lack of problems is a serious problem." "We are well aware that a life like ours can be dangerous." "How do you mean, dangerous?" "The world is going to hell." "I claim the right to mind my own business." "Live and let live, that's my motto." "It sickens me to hear about the latest panacea." " I don't agree with Johan." " So, what's your opinion?" " I believe in compassion." " Please elaborate on that." "If people learned to care about each other in childhood, the world would be a different place." "Hold that pose!" "Look into the camera, please." "Listen to this:" """Marianne's eyes, blue as an old folk song, are lit up from within."" "When asked how she copes with a job and a household, she smiles with shy delight" ""and replies that she and Johan help each other."That's true."" """We understand each other, she says,"" "brightening as Johan sits down beside her on their heirloom sofa." ""He puts a protective arm around her and she snuggles up to him.""" " Hey!" " This is the best bit!" """So I leave, noticing that they seem pleased at the prospect"" "that they can once more be alone together." "Two people who have matured:" "strong, happy and positive." ""People who have never forgotten to give love pride of place"."" " We almost died when we read it." " I was going to file a complaint." "But our mothers and our daughters simply loved the article." "What really riles me is that it says nothing about my eyes." " Isn't there a secret glow in them?" " They're more like dark pools." " Very sexy, actually." " Katarina has a crush on you." " Johan, will you elope with me?" " A change would do Johan good." "He's been so good for 10 years and has never been unfaithful." "Are you sure?" "I believe everything Johan says." " Did you hear that, Katarina?" " Johan is a better liar than you." " But I have no imagination." " That's just it." " It makes you a better liar." " Peter tarts up his stories." "At times I really find it touching." "I read your article in Technical Times." "Even I could understand it." " Actually, Katarina wrote it." " Are you that clever?" "You see, I was in Germany and they wanted an article on the spot." "So Katarina wrote it and read it to me on the phone." " But why did it have your by-line?" " It's not discrimination." " We collaborate." " That's admirable." "You wouldn't say that if you knew the details." "Things are rotten between us." "Cheers, Katarina, my poppet!" "Cheers..." "Does it bother you that I speak freely to Johan and Marianne?" " What is it, Katarina?" " Nothing." "Nothing at all." "Only Peter can be so damn clumsy sometimes." "Clumsy is the right word..." "I take pride in being clumsy..." "and imaginative." "The funny thing is that according to Katarina," "I am nothing but a spineless jellyfish." " Jellyfish?" "Now you're talking." " Let's try to enjoy ourselves now." "Exactly, because we mustn't forget..." "I'm making a thank-you speech now." "Bearing in mind that fabulous magazine article reminding us that we are in a happy home that we must not soil with emotional rubbish." "Cheers, Marianne!" "I may not envy your domestic bliss but I envy your talent as a cook." "No, I really mean that." "I wish Katarina would learn to cook like that." "Katarina is a much better cook." " Peter says I poison the food." " It's a standing joke in our house." " Right, it's obviously a joke." " One that's seen better days." "Well, let's go into the drawing room and have coffee." "Well, Johan, what am I to do?" "I've put my foot in it again." "The girls will clear the table." " It's all too bloody touching." " What is?" "Your marriage." "Johan and Marianne..." "It can move a person to tears." "In fact, it makes you want to stick a pin into your beautiful balloon." " So would you?" " Cheers to you both!" " It's been 10 years, right?" " We just had our 10th anniversary." " No skeletons in the cupboard?" " You never know." " Both Johan and I like tidying up." " You hear that, Katarina?" "That's where you and I have been remiss..." "We never clean things up." "But next week I'll call Marianne and make an appointment, so she can get started on our divorce." "Peter will have changed his mind by the time he's sober." "That's when the calculator starts running." ""This is what he says:" ""I'll agree to a divorce,"" ""if Katarina gives up her claim to our assets in Switzerland.""" ""And my reply is:" ""But it's my money, I've earned it.""" "Then Peter will say he has multiplied it and I can have the whole factory." "Then I say, that's nice of you to let me have a factory in Italy - that gets more risky with every rise in labour costs." """ " But Katarina, I've said..." " "Take the whole set-up in Sweden."" "The apartment, the country house, the boat, the car," ""the shares and the premium bonds."Isn't that nice?"" "I get all the taxable stuff!" "Excuse me for going on about such trivial matters, but when Peter gets started on assets, I know how drunk he is." " And the insults aren't far off." " That's what I've said all along." "Katarina is a businessman, with equal stress on both words." "A businessman..." "In addition to which, she's a brilliant artist and she has an IQ of I don't know what." "She's attractive as well." "She's a paragon, and gift-wrapped to boot." "How I ever got lucky with that monster of perfection is a mystery." "I really think we'll ring for a taxi and go home now." "This can't be pleasant for Johan and Marianne..." "No..." "Johan and Marianne?" "They're candy figurines decorated with red ribbons." "Just like the marzipan pigs of our childhood." "It's good for their moral fibre, to gaze into the bottomless pits of hell." "August Strindberg once wrote:" """Is there anything more fearsome"" ""than a husband and wife who hate each other?""" "What do you say?" "Maybe child abuse is even worse." "But then Katarina and I are children." "Deep down, Katarina is a little girl who is crying because she has fallen down and no one comforts her." "And I haven't grown up either." "I cry because Katarina can't love me, in spite of my bad behaviour." "There's one thing to be grateful for." "That there is nothing more hellish than this." "That's why we're ready for a divorce." "Provided you listen to reason." "Provided we simultaneously, in each other's presence and in front of reliable witnesses, sign all the papers." "So no one can stiff the other." " We'll call you up this week." " We have a great business lawyer." "Borglund can help you with the financial arrangements." "What do you say?" "Even if we agree on money matters, you'll never let me go." "I'm convinced of that." "You think you're that bloody indispensable, my dear Katarina?" "Whatever gave you that idea?" "Do tell me..." "Tell us." "You force me to have sex, since you can't get it up with other women." "Your need of a guilty conscience knows no bounds." "Now that it's all over with Jan I expect you're in a panic." "You're stuck with old Peter." "He has the right patience." "So you think you're the only one, do you?" "How touching..." "You think there are no others." "Let me tell you one thing, Peter..." "Please excuse me if I'm rather outspoken, but Peter is asking for it and he needs to be enlightened." "I'll tell you this, Peter..." "You nauseate me so much in a physical sense... that I'd buy myself a lay just to wash you out of my sex organs." """Abide with me, fast falls the eventide"" ""The darkness deepens, Lord with me abide...""" "You son of a bitch!" """When other helpers fail and comforts flee"" ""Help of the helpless, Oh, abide with me.""" "Whatever that's supposed to mean..." "I hope there won't be any stains on the carpet." "I don't know about liqueur..." "Why don't you bill me?" "Do as I say!" "Would you mind pouring me a cup of coffee?" "I'm pretty sloshed." "Forgive us." "We don't usually behave like this." "But you're our best friends." "You're our only friends." "Forgive me..." "Forgive us." "If you ring for a cab," "I'll take my bacchante home and we'll finish our little scene." "The finale is usually not suitable for an audience." " What's the time?" " Ten past twelve." " Thank goodness we got rid of them." " Yes, things got a bit out of hand." "Do you believe it's possible for a couple to be partners for life?" "It's an absurd convention." "Marriage should be a five-year contract." " Or be subject to annual renewal." " What about us?" "No, we're the exception that proves the rule." " So you think we'll stay together?" " What a funny question." "Are you ever sorry you can't sleep with anyone else?" " No, are you?" " At times." " Well, I'll be damned!" " It's a purely theoretical longing." "I wonder if there's something wrong with me, I never feel like that." " I'm content." " So am I. Now I've got it!" "Katarina and Peter go through hell because they don't communicate." "They have to translate everything they mean into a common language." " I think it's simpler than that." " We understand each other instantly." "We speak the same language, that's why we're doing fine." "I think it's the money." "If you speak the same language, money is not an issue." " You and your languages." " I see it all the time at work." "Sometimes it's as if the couple are talking on bad telephone lines." "Sometimes it's like listening to two pre-programmed tape recorders and sometimes it's the utter silence of outer space." " I don't know which is the worst." " I don't know..." "Supposing the kids went to day care while we worked shifts at a factory?" " It wouldn't matter." " I think it would." "If you speak the same language, it doesn't matter where you are." "That's a romantic view." "Do you think our relationship would suffer if we lived that kind of life?" " Yes, I do." "Seriously." " It would diminish our relationship?" ""Regardless of our"language"."" "Isn't the danger of estrangement just as great in the life we lead?" "Definitely not." "Hard, tedious labour exposes people to much greater strain." "You're sillier than I thought and you're taking the romantic view." " We'll see." " What?" "What will we see?" " I don't know, do you?" " Are you teasing me?" " Aren't you hungry?" " Yes, terribly." "How about some beer and sandwiches?" "Sounds marvellous." "THE ART OF SWEEPING MATTERS UNDER THE RUG" " Good morning." " Good morning." " Did you sleep well?" " Like a log and you?" "Well, I woke up at 5 o'clock and couldn't get back to sleep again." " Why not?" " I got all worked up." " Should I feel guilty?" " No." "For once you're not to blame, dear." "I lay fuming about that wretched Sunday dinner." "We always have Sunday dinner with your parents or mine." " It's absurd." " It's for their sake." " I'm going to cancel dinner." " Cancel it?" " What will your mother say?" " Whatever she damned well likes." "I want to spend Sunday with you and the kids." " Well, if you can swing that...!" " I certainly can!" "I'm fed up..." " Is it the curse?" " You always say that!" "Even if my period's due on Monday, that may not be why I'm edgy." " What's wrong?" " Has it ever struck you that our life is mapped out and every last second is accounted for?" " But we have our vacations." " They're even more scheduled." " Aren't you going to wake the girls?" " They're sleeping in today." "Karin has the day off from school and Eva has a sore throat." "She needs to come along on Sunday to spare us from nagging!" " You were going to cancel dinner." " I'd rather you did it." "Oh no, I'm not making excuses to your mother!" "Aren't you going to call your mother?" "She's an early bird." " Didn't we agree you would call?" " No, dear." "I'll hold your hand in moral support." "All right, I'll do it..." " My, my heart's pounding!" " The first sign of the great revolt." "No answer?" "What a relief!" "Hello." "Miss Alm?" "Is my mother in?" "May I have a word with her?" "How is your knee, by the way?" "Oh, it's not any better?" "It's worse?" "That's too bad..." "What does the doctor say?" "He's not sympathetic, you say?" "It's a sign of the times." "Hello, Mother." "How are you?" "Now isn't that nice." "Has Dad left yet?" "Right, he was going to the country." "So you let him go off on his own like that?" "Oh, Erik is with him." "That's good." "I'm sorry, but there's something I have to tell you..." "Exactly, how did you guess?" "What reasons do we have?" "I simply want to spend Sunday with Johan and the girls." "No, we're not going anywhere." "We just don't want to come over for dinner." "I don't think for a moment that dad was looking forward to Sunday." "It should be a pleasure and not a duty, right?" "Yes, I see." "I see." "You hadn't told me that bit of news." "Bored stiff, to be quite honest." "No, forget all about it, Mother." "We'll be there." "Yes, we'll manage." "It's fine." "We're looking forward to it." "Bye for now, Mother dear." "The revolution was smothered at birth." "Aunt Elsa is coming and she was so looking forward to seeing us." " She has a present for you." " And Mrs Danielsson is cooking." " And your dad longed to see us." " Damnation!" "I admire your courage all the same." "We'll say no another time." "Don't be upset." " Will you be home for dinner?" " No, meet me at the theatre." "Don't you like coming home any more?" "My, aren't we in a fine mood today?" "I'd love to stay in bed for a week, so we could just hold each other." " And we'd both have a good cry." " That's not the life we chose." "If only I could be sure we chose it and not our mothers." "You're suffering from a maternal persecution complex." " Did you want a life like this?" " No." "What if we started cheating on each other?" "What would you do then?" "Kill you, of course." " Sometimes I wish..." " What?" "Nothing..." " Wait a second, I'll come with you." " Why not take your own car?" "We can go home together after the play." " What about the girls?" " I'll ask Miss Andersson to cook." "She makes fabulous pancakes." "I'll go wake the girls." " But I'm in a hurry." " It'll only take a minute." "While I remember it, please pay your parking tickets." " There's a whole pile here." " Yes, sir." "I'll see you tonight at the theatre." "Hello?" "Yes, speaking." "Hello, Mother." "The line is bad, I didn't recognise your voice." "I'm fine, how are you?" "You're worried." "Now, why is that?" "Marianne's mother called and she's worried as well, you say." "Good Lord..." "No, Marianne and I are doing fine." "We're healthy and cheerful and ecstatically happy." "Nothing's wrong, I swear!" "Don't worry, Mother dear." "Your intuition?" "It's led you astray." "Marianne and I are happier than ever." "Tell Marianne's mother that you should do something more constructive than gossip." "I'm pressed for time, Mother dear." "Yes, I'll see you soon." "We'll pop in on Friday, just like we said." "Say hello to dad." "Hell and damnation!" "Am I disturbing you?" "I just had to see what you're up to." "A lot of rumours are floating around." "What is all this mysterious stuff?" " Shouldn't you be in Lund?" " That's right." "However the students are demonstrating." "The lectures were cancelled." " What's this going to be?" " Take a look." " What am I supposed to do?" " Hold this pen." "When I put the lights out you'll see a bright dot on the wall." "Try and touch it with the pen." "If you miss, draw a line to it." "The TV camera will register your efforts." " But it's dark." " There's infra light." "I'll watch on the monitor outside." "I'll put the lights out now." "Off you go." "Get to it." " Are you pulling my leg?" " No, please continue." "But..." "It keeps moving." "It's not a trick, it's quite still." "I've had enough of this." "Turn the lights on." "Well, aren't you cross?" " That was unpleasant..." " Yes, it makes people nervous." "Look how you've wandered, getting more and more irritated." " What does that prove?" " That remains to be seen." " I'd like a cigarette." " Sure." "Have a seat." "I gave up smoking six days ago." "It's awful." " Having withdrawal symptoms?" " Stefan is away..." "My friends avoid me, but I'll try and stick it out." "Go on, have one." "That spy Bromeus left some here." "Oh, that's heaven!" " Lord, what bliss!" " Well?" "Right..." "I spent the day reading your poems yesterday." "Very carefully." " They baffled me." " Were they so strange?" "That's not it." "Well, I might be wrong..." " Has Marianne read them?" " No, she's not interested in poetry." " She ought to be interested in you." " She is, but not in that way." "Really?" "You and I are old friends." "We've never been sexually involved." "You can provide an objective opinion before I try the publishers." " I shouldn't bother." " Are they that bad?" "It's not that they're bad if only that was the case." "You mean they're mediocre?" "They're insipid, neat, and puerile?" "That I'm indulging in spiritual masturbation?" "Several of us in our set believed you were destined for greatness." "We admired you." "You left us all behind." "We even envied you." " Does that affect my poetry?" " No." " You read it while craving nicotine." " That's true..." "I intend to show them around." "Naturally..." "I'll wait until some publishers tell me they're bad." " You feel offended." " You bet I do!" "I'm sorry." "Well, I know someone who likes them..." " Who would that be?" " Curious, are you?" "My dear little Johan..." "Pay no attention to what I said." "It was just my craving talking." "Well, I must go." "I'll leave the poems at your door." "Give my love to Marianne." "I'll stick to you through thick and thin." "Bye!" "I'll see you around 12:30, then." "Bye." "I'm sorry to have kept you waiting." "During this first encounter, we customarily establish the problem." "I want a divorce." " How long have you been married?" " More than 20 years." " Do you have a profession?" " No, I'm a housewife." "Why do you want a divorce?" "It's a loveless marriage." " Is that your reason?" " Yes." " Has it always been like this?" " Yes, for the full 20 years." "But now you want to break away." "Yes." "My husband is a responsible man." "He's kind and conscientious." "He's been an excellent father." "We've never quarrelled." "We have a nice apartment and a house in the country." "We're both fond of music." "We belong to a chamber music society." " It all sounds ideal." " Yes, doesn't it?" "But there's no love between us, there never has been." "Forgive me for asking, but have you met someone?" "No, I haven't." "What about your husband?" "Not as far as I know." "Won't it be lonely for you?" "I guess so..." "But that's better than living in a loveless marriage." "Have you informed your husband of this?" "Naturally." "15 years ago, I told him" "I didn't want to live with him." "He asked me to wait until the children had grown up." "Now that they've left home," "I can get my divorce." "And what does he say?" "He keeps asking me what is wrong with our marriage." "I tell him I can't go on in a relationship that lacks love." "Then he asks what this love is supposed to consist of." "But I can't describe something that doesn't exist." "Have you been on good terms with your children?" "I've never loved my children." "I know that now..." "I used to think I did." "People do." "But I know now that I never loved them." "I've been a good mother to them all the same." "I've done all I could, even though" "I've never felt anything for them." "I know just what you're thinking:" """She's been overindulged and has no sense of humour."" "She has all she could ever want, but still she moans about love." "There are other qualities:" ""friendship, loyalty, security...""" "Something like that, yes." "Let me tell you something." "I have a mental image of myself, which doesn't correspond to reality." "Forgive a personal question..." "Isn't it so that love..." "What were you going to ask?" "I'm not sure." "Forgive me." "I have the capacity to love." "But it's all been... bottled up." "The life I've led has stifled my potential." "The time has come to change that." "The first step is divorce." "My husband and I block each other in some deadly way." "That sounds frightening." "It is frightening." "Something peculiar is happening." "My senses, sight, hearing, touch are starting to fail me." "This table, for instance," "I can see it and touch it..." "But the sensation is diminished and dry." "Do you understand?" "I think I do." "It's the same with everything - music, scents, faces and voices." "Everything seems... puny, grey and undignified." "Now for a drink and some food." "Sitting through Ibsen on an empty stomach is deadly." "Remember when we joined the May Day procession?" "You were the more fervent believer." "You told me I neglected our home." "That was the winter, we all came down with the Asian flu." " We believed in the future then." " It's nice to believe in something." "And we had the pleasure of annoying our parents." " You were a hothead." " So was your dad." "A pretty hothead." "You were very attractive as a socialist." "Aren't I now?" "Very attractive?" "But married people lose interest in each other." "We haven't." "We're just too busy." "When evening comes around, we're exhausted." "That wasn't a reproach, I promise." " We like each other." " Not in that way." " Oh yes, we do." " Our life is full of evasions." "I can't help not enjoying it as much as I used to." "There's a natural explanation." "You shouldn't reproach me." " Don't get upset." " We have a fine sex life." "We're not as passionate nowadays, but it could be worse." "Sex isn't everything." "If you're not satisfied you'd better find a mistress who is more exciting sexually." " I assure you, I do my best!" " Right..." "You've got that look again." "Tell me what you're brooding about." " You'll only get angry." " No, I'm listening." "Why make sex so complicated?" "It's pretty elementary stuff." "It's become such a sore spot." "It's all your mother's fault." " You're so superficial." " You're a sourpuss!" "You put all the blame on me." " You said you do your best." " I do!" "That's preposterous!" "Are you calling me a liar?" "Then what are you talking about?" "Let's drop this and go to bed." "It's just like you to get me so worked up and then yawn and say it's bedtime." "You suffer from ferocious ambition." "It's something we often joke about, but can't our poor sex life be spared?" "Why won't you leave me alone?" "First you attack me for not trying and later for making the effort." "Now look what I've done!" "Yes, indeed, you have." "Couldn't you be kind instead?" "There, there..." "Don't be upset." "I'm sorry." "It's possible to talk too much about these matters, you know." "I know you shouldn't keep secrets, but in this case the rule is wrong." "There are some things you shouldn't pry into." "We hurt each other to no end and the barbs still remain when we go to bed." "It's like lying on a bed of nails." " What are you laughing at?" " The bed of nails." " It's all very well to laugh." " Let's go to bed." "You've been unbelievably tactless." "I apologise." "Don't I give you enough affection?" "Affection takes time." " Then you don't get enough." " We don't, or give enough either." "That's why I wanted us to go away this summer." "Affection shouldn't be kept for vacations." "You're nice, even if you are a moron." "Lucky I'm married to you." "You're mediocre, but you have your moments of greatness." "At our age, thousands of brain cells burn out every day." " Never to be replaced..." " You must lose a million!" "You're awfully sweet anyway, even if you do scold and fuss." "I'm nearly asleep already." " I'll just go check on the children." " I'm nearly asleep, so don't worry." "Aren't you going to set the alarm?" "You may make love to me now if you like." "Thanks for the offer, but I'm too tired." "Here already?" "I wasn't expecting you until tomorrow." "What a lovely surprise!" "Are you hungry?" "We all went to bed early." "We thought we'd have an early night." "The girls and I have been dieting." " Would you like some sandwiches?" " Sounds good to me." "Or shall I fry you some eggs and ham, or fix some soup?" "No, sandwiches and beer will do fine." "By the way, Peter and Katarina will call you on Monday." "What an ordeal they're having!" "They don't seem able to decide about their divorce." "I told them to get a lawyer each, but they won't." "Listen, change into your pyjamas and I'll bring in a tray." "Sounds nice..." "I was afraid you were angry with me." " Why should I be?" " I was beastly on the phone." "I called back, but you'd pulled out the plug." "I was tired last night." "I'd been with that numbskull from the ministry." "Those bureaucratic idiots in charge of our well-being..." " I still think I behaved badly." " Let's drop the subject." "You never want to finish talking about anything, but this won't take long, dear." "I just wanted to say that you were right, but so am I." "If you don't want to wear a tuxedo, that's your business." " But I've a right to my own opinion." " I hate wearing a tux." "It's a ridiculous outfit." "I feel like a dressed-up chimp." "Let's not start quarrelling." "Tux or no tux, I love you." "A tuxedo is hardly essential to our marriage." " It seemed like that last night." " I said I was wrong." "Watching you eat makes me hungry..." "I need a sandwich." "I'm so hungry, I feel light-headed." "I've lost nearly two kilos this week." "Does it show?" "I can feel it, though." "But it seems pointless at times..." "Why should we grudge ourselves the good things in life?" "Why can't we be fat and cheerful?" "Remember Aunt Miriam and Uncle David?" "They were big, fat and cheerful." "They slept in that double bed of theirs, holding hands." "Content with each other the way they were." "Why can't we be like them, brimming with contentment?" "What's the matter?" "Are you upset?" "Has something happened?" "What's wrong?" "Tell me." "I came here to tell you something." "I've gone and fallen in love." "It's quite absurd and probably all wrong..." "I met her at that congress in June." "She was an interpreter." "She's a student of Slavic languages." "She's nothing much to look at." "You might even think she's ugly." "I've no idea what this will lead to." "I don't know a thing." "I'm bewildered." "On some level I'm happy, but I have one hell of a guilty conscience about you and the girls." "We've always got along so well." "Things have been no better or no worse than in most families." "Say something, for Christ's sake." "I don't know what to say." "It was wrong not to tell you sooner, but I figured I'd get over it." "I didn't want to worry you." "It's funny that I haven't noticed anything." "Everything's been like usual." "Better, in fact." "You've been so sweet." "I've been a silly blind fool." "I didn't understand..." " How mortifying." " No, you haven't understood a thing." "You've never been particularly observant." " Where do we go from here?" " I don't know." "Do you want a divorce?" "Are you going to marry her?" "Why tell me now?" "What's the rush?" "We're leaving for Paris tomorrow." "I want to get away from it all." "I was going this autumn anyway." "Paula has this scholarship and I want to be with her." "I can't make it without her." "So we're leaving tomorrow." "Now that I'm talking to you," "I want to ditch the whole damn thing." "I feel tired and scared." "Nothing could be more ridiculous." "I know just what you're thinking." "How could you know that?" "I'm trying not to feel guilty, which has rather affected me." "Facts are facts, there's nothing to be done." "Let's go to bed." "I expect you need to make an early start." "I have a meeting at nine." "Then we should get some sleep." "Aren't you going to undress?" "You have marks on your chest." "How tactless of you." "Is my grey suit here or in town?" " It's at the cleaners." " What a shame." "Did you want to bring it along?" "Can't you go and pick it up?" "I won't have the time." "I'm busy right up to 3 o'clock." "I can pick it up for you." "I'll do your packing, too." "You're no good at such things." " No, thank you." " Don't be silly..." "I'm a bit conventional." "I think you have all you need here." "There are clean shirts and underwear." "Why don't you travel in your jacket and flannels?" " They give you a youthful air." " Whatever you say..." " How long will you be away?" " It depends." "What do you mean?" "I've taken leave of absence for at least six months." "I'll probably stay away for at least seven or eight months." "I want to make a clean break." " And if I'm not here?" " I couldn't care less." "Do you know how long I've wanted to leave?" "How long I've thought about leaving you?" " Don't tell me!" " Four years!" " I can't take this!" " Empty words..." "What are you going to live on?" "You'll have to pay child support." "Don't worry, I'll manage." "You must have assets I'm not aware of." "That is correct, Marianne." " How is that possible?" " Listen, damn it!" "Even though it's none of your damn business," "I've sold the boat and I've raised a loan." "The bank will pay you and the girls 1,600 krona a month." "We'll make some other arrangement when I return." "Get advice from your colleagues, I don't care." "Name your price!" "I'm not taking a thing apart from my books." "I'll just vanish." "I'll dematerialize." "I'll pay all I can to support you." "All that interests me is to end this." "Do you know what I'm most fed up with?" "All this carping about what we're expected to do and the people we must accommodate." "What will your mother think?" "Hadn't we better ask so-and-so to dinner?" "We have to go here, we have to go there..." "We must celebrate Christmas, Easter, birthdays..." "Every single damn occasion!" " My poor darling..." " I don't want your sympathy!" "Stop pawing me!" "This is pure affectation, my running on like this." "I can't get at the truth about us." "There isn't any one truth." "Whichever way we turn, it hurts." "Please don't go!" " I beg you." " It's no use." "Postpone your trip." "I believe we can save our marriage." "We could make a fresh start." "You must give me a chance!" "Perhaps Paula would understand me." "I should meet her and talk to her..." "Let us face this together." "Let me have a chance!" "You're facing me with a fait accompli." "You're forcing me into an intolerable situation." "You mean:" "What are our parents going to say!" "What will our friends think?" "Jesus, how tongues will wag!" "How will it affect the girls?" "What about the dinner parties?" "What will you tell Peter and Katarina?" "Who cares?" "It feels good to be a cad!" "That wasn't what I meant." "Forget it..." "I forgot to set the alarm." " When do you need to leave?" " Please set it for 5:30." "I need to pack and I have a conference at nine." "I've been meaning to get a new alarm clock." "This one's so noisy and it's not very reliable." "There, it's set for 5:30." "I'll wake up on my own anyway, so you needn't worry." " Tell me about Paula." " Please..." "What's the point?" " Why torment yourself?" " I want to know what she's like." "It's much worse picturing some faceless threat." " Do you have a picture of her?" " Can't we be spared this ordeal?" "Please help me with this." "Well, you asked for it..." "Where's my wallet?" "I guess it's in my jacket..." "Here are two photos." "That was taken two years ago, on holiday." "That is her passport photo." "It's a good likeness." "She has a nice figure." " And lovely breasts, right?" " Yes, she does..." " Does she dye her hair?" " It's possible." " Her smile is nice." "How old is she?" " 23." "She hasn't been lucky in love." "She's been engaged twice and has had lots of affairs." " Does that bother you?" " Yes, it does..." "Her frankness is quite unpleasant." "She insists on giving me the details of her erotic past." "I suffer from retrospective jealousy." "She has no illusions and she has no great hopes for the two of us." "She knows I'll go back to you." "It all sounds like a hackneyed old melodrama." "Are you compatible in bed?" "Yes, we are, actually." "At first it was all wrong." "I wasn't used to it - being with other women, I mean." "We've spoiled each other, you and I, living in a bubble of our own." "Everything's gone like clockwork." " The lack of oxygen smothered us." " And Paula will revive you?" "I have little self-awareness." "I know little of reality, regardless of all the books I've read, but this may be an opportunity for you and I to really live." "Has Paula filled your head with rubbish like that?" " Just how naive can you get?" " We can do without your taunts." " Forgive me." " I'm trying..." "I'm trying to be honest and it's not easy!" "We've never talked like this before." "Is it any wonder we're naive?" "What else can we expect?" "You're in a tight spot." "Come and lie down beside me." "Come..." "I want you to make love to me." "Please?" "For old time's sake." "Lie here in my arms and we'll both go to sleep together." "I don't think I can sleep." "I'd better leave at once." "Close your eyes." "We both need the rest." "Tomorrow will be a busy day." "I'm so damned ashamed." "We'll talk about that later." "Right now, it's just the two of us." "We still have a few hours left." "Just you and I..." " Are you going to pack first or eat?" " You decide." " Tea or coffee?" " Tea, please." " What about your mail?" " I'll send you my address." "You can send the letters on, pay the bills in the usual way." "The plumber was scheduled to come to fix the bathroom." "Shall I call him?" "I figured it might have slipped your mind." "I've phoned him dozens of times, I haven't forgotten it." "What about your car?" "I've asked Paula's sister to take care of it." "She needs a car." "I see." "Would you please cancel my dentist's appointment?" "It's your father's birthday on Friday, we're supposed to dine there." "Are you planning to phone him?" "That's tricky..." "Maybe I can write him a letter." "As long as you don't forget." "Dealing with our parents will be tough." " What should I tell the girls?" " Say whatever you like." " That you walked out on us?" " You couldn't have put it better." "I don't expect you to understand me." "I have to leave now, to avoid traffic." "Goodbye, Marianne." "Take care." " I may be home in a week's time." " I wish..." "We'd make a fresh start." "We'd throw out stale old routines." "We'd talk about the past." "We'd try and find out where we went wrong." "You'd never hear me blame you." "Johan, it's all so unreal..." "I don't know what to do." "You're shutting me out." "Any solution would be better than this." "Couldn't you promise to come back?" "Then I'd have something, at least." "You can't leave me without hope." "Even if you don't intend to return, tell me you will." "I have to go now." "Fredrik?" "It's Marianne." "Sorry to wake you." "Is Birgit there?" "No, let her sleep." "So, how are you doing?" "Oh, you're an early riser, are you?" "I won't keep you long." "It's cloudy..." "That sounds lovely." "There's something I need to talk to you about." "I really need to talk..." "You and Birgit are friends of ours." "I have to..." "It's all so unreal, Fredrik." "You see..." "I'm on the verge of tears and crying only makes things worse." "Johan has fallen in love with another woman." "They're leaving for Paris today." "Couldn't you talk to him?" "Tell him not to do anything rash." "You've already talked to him?" "I see..." "So, you both have known all along?" "You knew, but you never told me?" "And you call yourselves friends?" "How could you be so disloyal?" "I don't buy your explanations!" "All those times we've met and neither of you said a word..." "Damn you!" "What kind of friends are you?" "To hell with your explanations!" "How many others have you known?" "Oh, lots of people..." "Well, isn't that nice!" "THE VALE OF TEARS" "Please come in." "My, you're pretty!" "What a nice blouse." "I liked it when I bought it, but it's sort of girlish." "It suits you." "I feel nervous standing here like this." "So do I, I've been useless all day." "It's silly, I know, but I haven't seen you for over six months." " How come you suddenly...?" " Paula is in London." " Like a drink?" " Yes, please." "A whiskey, neat." "It settles the stomach." "Have you taken to whiskey?" "Aunt Berit's looking after the girls, to everyone's mutual delight." "Tomorrow, they're going to the country." "Good..." "Meeting them might have been awkward." " How are they?" " Don't ask just to be polite." "Please don't forget their birthdays again." "I bought them presents from you, but that didn't fool them." "Can't you take them to the movies one day?" "It's rough on them not hearing from you." "They hardly ever mention you nowadays." " The way Paula keeps you..." " If you start ranting, I'm leaving." "You said yourself she's jealous." "Are you such a coward you can't stand up to her?" "I'm sorry." "I know you think it's absurd, but don't scold me, it won't help." " Would you like some more whiskey?" " Yes, please." " How are things, Johan?" " Pretty much as usual." " And you?" " I can't complain." "It was silly of me to suggest this." "We can't talk without hurting each other." "I've got an excellent suggestion, let's have dinner." " Then we won't snap at each other." " An excellent suggestion." "You look awful with that haircut and you've put on weight." "You really turn me on." " What are we to do about it?" " We'll see after dinner." " What delicious wine!" " It's just some inexpensive claret." "Things are going my way at the moment." "I've been offered a chair at Cleveland University." "It's a good move, financially and career-wise." "That's where things are happening and I'll be glad to emigrate, there's nothing to keep me here." "I'm fed up with this backwater and I hate being fleeced by taxes." "So I'll leave in the spring, if all goes well." "Congratulations." "I'm rattling on about myself, but I'm in such a good mood." "Perhaps we can discuss our divorce." "If you're emigrating, we'd better do it now." " As you like." " I'd like a divorce." "I may want to remarry, and it would be complicated if you're in the US." "Do you have someone in mind?" "Perhaps." "Come on, tell me more." " Would you like some more?" " No, thanks." "Don't be evasive." "How are things?" "Judging by your appearance, they must be pretty good." "Do you have a lover?" "I'll just get the coffee." "Well..." "It sounds as if you were disappointed." "It's just your imagination." "I think about you all the time." "Wondering if you're fine, or lonely and afraid." "Every day, several times a day," "I wonder what I did to cause the breach between us." "It's childish of me, I know." "What did I do wrong?" "Why not ask a psychiatrist?" "I go to one several times a week." " Sometimes we even meet privately." " Is he your lover?" "We did have sex a few times, but it was no good." "So we devote ourselves to my soul." "Where has that got you?" "Nowhere." "I'm learning to talk, basically." "I threw your things out of the study and moved mine in." "It left me feeling guilty, but bold." "It's led to something, at least." " What an enormous yawn." " Sorry, it's the wine." "Also I haven't slept well, I've been tense." " If you'd like to go home..." " Don't get all uptight." " You can take a nap if you like." " What a fuss about a yawn." "I'd rather listen to tales of your mental journey." "There's nothing much to tell." "Though last night something funny struck me." "That sounds exciting." "My therapist asked me to jot down whatever popped into my head." "No matter how irrelevant." "Anything..." "I haven't written much so far, I'm not used to writing." "It tends to turn out stilted and a little silly." "Why don't you read to me what you wrote last night?" "Would you really like to hear it?" "I'll just go and get my notebook." "I was up writing to three am, so I looked a wreck this morning." "It figures that would happen the night before I see you." "You look so pretty..." "so very pretty, Marianne." "No compliments, please." "Take an interest in my soul instead." "Go and sit down..." "Have a seat..." "Don't..." "Let me read to you." "One good thing needn't exclude the other." "I think about you constantly, about having sex with you." "I've been longing for you." "But after you leave," "I'd be left longing for you again." "I love you, don't you realise that?" "Sometimes I hate you for what you did to me." "I rejoice every hour that passes without a thought of you." "I have friends, lovers, children and a job I enjoy that I'm good at." "Yet, I'm tied to you." "I don't know why." "Perhaps I'm a masochist, or else I'm just a one-man-woman." "I don't know..." "It's all so difficult." "I don't want to live with anyone but you." "Other men bore me." "I'm not trying to make you feel guilty, or use emotional blackmail." "I'm just telling you how I feel." "I can't bear you making love to me." "I can't explain it any other way." "It's because you'll walk away and I'll be left longing for you." "I've sort of enjoyed having you at a distance." "So let's keep our hands to ourselves." "You'll just leave me devastated." "I'm..." "I'm still in love with you." "Why say that when it's not true?" "Do you think I haven't longed for you?" "I have..." "We were friends." "We had fun together." "If we feel like having sex, why shouldn't we?" "Why have all these reservations?" "Why worry about how you'll feel tomorrow?" "No, Johan..." "I want you to stop!" "I don't want to be mooning over you, pining and weeping!" "If you're going to persist, you might as well leave." "I don't want to sleep with you." "Please try and understand that!" "I'm doing my best..." "All right, I'll sit here..." "I'll sit here and you can read to me." "Then I'll go home and phone Paula and say I've been to the theatre." "May I have more coffee, please and a brandy?" "I feel like a terrible fool." "I want to hide somewhere and cry." " We can meet tomorrow instead." " Yes, that might be just as well." "No, it's better you stay..." "I'm busy tomorrow." "Hi there..." "I'm so very fond of you." "I'm behaving like a child." "The situation is under control." "We've come through the crisis." "I can barely read my own writing." "The beginning isn't important..." """Yesterday I was seized by reckless gaiety."" "For the first time this year, I felt a zest for life." ""Feeling curious about what the day will bring.""" "And so on..." "Here it is:" """I turned and looked at the photo of my class at school,"" "taken when I was 10." "I seemed to detect something that had eluded me previously." "To my surprise, I must admit," "I don't know who I am." "Not at all..." "I've always done as I was told." "As far as I can remember," "I've been obedient, well-adjusted, almost meek." "I did assert myself once or twice as a girl, but mother punished all such lapses from convention with exemplary severity." "My entire upbringing was aimed at making me agreeable." "I was ugly and graceless." "A fact I was constantly reminded of." "But if I kept my thoughts to myself and was ingratiating, my behaviour yielded rewards." "The real deception began at puberty." "My every thought revolved around sex." "But this I never told my parents, or anyone at all, for that matter." "Being deceitful and secretive became second nature to me." "My father wanted me to become a lawyer like himself." "I said I wanted to be an actress, or do something else within the theatrical world, but they laughed at me." "Since then I go on pretending." "A sham in my relations to others." "To men." "The same sham - a desperate attempt to please." "I've never considered what I want." "Just:" "'What does he want me to think?" "'" "It's not unselfishness, as I used to believe, but sheer cowardice." "It stems from being ignorant of who I am." "Our mistake was in not breaking free of our families" ""and creating something worthwhile on our own terms.""" "Oh damn, I fell asleep!" "Your words were so interesting, too." "Forgive me..." "Won't you read some more, unless you feel offended?" "I don't feel offended, but I think you ought to go home now." "Yes, I'd better be going." "Please call, if only for the sake of the children." " You're always welcome here." " If only Paula weren't so jealous." "Still, she has good reason..." " When will you know about the US?" " In a month or so." " Let me know how it goes." " Of course, I'll phone you." "We need to make up our minds about the divorce." " Do you want to marry again?" " I don't know." "I'd rather wait, what do you think?" "I don't know what I think..." " You'll stay the night, won't you?" " Yes." " How do you feel?" " Frightened..." "Let's muster up some courage." " Can't you sleep?" " Not a chance." "I'd better go home." "Forgive me!" " That's Paula's handwriting." " She wrote to me." " What's she up to now?" " She sent this before she left." "Read it here." """Dear Marianne, I assure you"" "that there is no ulterior motive behind this letter." "I took this job in London to break a vicious cycle of jealousy and suspicion." "I know Johan will look you up the minute I've gone." "I've only myself to blame, as I've stopped him from seeing you all." ""If only it was possible to put things right.""" " How like Paula!" " She wants us to be friends." " She can't endure hostility." " How touching." "And you believe her?" """Johan is the gentlest and kindest person I've ever met."" "He lacks self-confidence," ""though he tries to appear so brave and cheerful.""" "You can say anything about anyone." "It always fits in some respect." "THE ILLITERATES" "I'm glad we could meet here." "It saves time." " It's not exactly cosy." " But suitable for divorce matters." "Here's the agreement, word for word as we decided." " Then I don't need to read it." " Always read before signing." " Don't look so grumpy." " I'm not grumpy." "Here's the list of our joint property and its distribution." "It's just a list, it doesn't require a signature." "You get Granny's clock?" "That must be a mistake." " But she left it to me." " I don't recall that." "If you're so attached to it keep it, but it is mine." "You're always right, aren't you?" "Take the damn clock!" " Check that I haven't fleeced you." " Your sarcasm is wasted on me." "I have such a miserable cold." "What do you say to a glass of fine old brandy?" "Yes, I think we should have one now." "Egerman gave me a bottle." "Some grateful Parisian colleagues gave him a whole case." "Cheers!" "Not bad, huh?" "I like it." "I don't care for brandy as a rule, but this is nice." "I feel better already." "It's rough all the same." " Getting divorced." " It's just paperwork." "We've been living apart for ages and we're in agreement, but feelings of guilt linger on." "It's strange..." "Johan?" " What?" " It's strange." "On my way over I was determined not to cry." "You said you felt guilty." "Let's go and sit on the sofa instead." "Put the lights out, the glare is ghastly." "How can you work in such a bleak room?" "The sofa isn't very comfortable either." "If you put your feet up, it's fine." " More brandy?" " Yes, please." " Comfy?" " Very." " Is this whole place empty?" " There's a nightwatchman." "How nice!" " I just think it's nice." " Nothing's nice with a cold." "Stop feeling sorry for yourself." "You're not going to die." "Cheers!" " This gets better and better." " Aren't you in good spirits!" "To be honest, I'm in love." " With that David person?" " No, that's over." "Give me a kiss." " But I'm ill." " I never catch your germs." "Give me a kiss, I want you to." " Was it what you expected?" " Much better." "Now, put your hand on my breast." " Are you seducing me?" " That's right." "Right here on the carpet." "Right now." "Doesn't that sound fun?" "You look suspicious." "Afraid of the nightwatchman?" "We're still married, after all." "Come, lie on top of me." "People should make love on the floor more often." " Lock the door." " No one will walk in on us." " I'm kind of a prude." " Just in case the watchman comes." " He might be eavesdropping." " No, he's doing his rounds." "Is it wise to take your trousers off with that cold?" " You can warm me." " So you don't freeze your thing..." "Poor baby, you're so miserable..." "It's lovely being kissed by you." "I enjoy it so..." "What if...?" "Shut your eyes, or I'll feel self-conscious." "Put your hands on my hips." "That's nice..." "What if the watchman walked in now?" "He could join us." "We're liberated." "Let's stay here all night and just drink and make love." "Tomorrow, we'll file our divorce papers." "A penny for your thoughts." "I'm not telling." " Are you hungry?" " I always am." "What about a steak tartare and some beer?" "You're not supposed to take me out." "I'm in Uppsala with my students." "Poor Paula!" "In that case, I'd love to dine with you." " Where's the bathroom?" " Down the corridor, to the left." "Let's sign these papers and go out and celebrate." "Pay tribute to a long and happy marriage." "I think I'll take them home with me." "Why do an about-face now?" "You said yourself to read things through before signing them." "Let's read it through from A to Z, so you see that I haven't cheated you." " Why are you so upset?" " I'm not." "Let's get moving." " You look pissed off to me." " I am, but I'll control myself." "Like I always do when I'm subjected to your whims." "Can we end this boring discussion?" "It's late and tomorrow's a work day." " Don't you want to have supper?" " No, thank you." "I'm grateful for the favours bestowed on me." " Talk about whims..." " Now look here, Johan!" "It's pointless even trying to discuss this now." "Let's stuff these into an envelope, then you can take them home." "Then you and Paula can pore over the wording to see that I haven't screwed you." " What's going on?" " Nothing." "We were good friends a minute ago." "Don't forget Eva's birthday." " Do I usually?" " No, because I always remind you." "Could you pay for her trip to France?" " How much is that?" " 2,000 krona." "That's out of the question!" " Then let your mother pay." " I've borrowed too much as it is." "I've just paid for Karin's orthodontist." " Doesn't she have free dental care?" " She refuses to go to that place." "Eva will have to cancel her trip." "It won't hurt her to learn that she can't have everything." "She's too damned spoilt and ill-mannered!" " Mother was appalled last week." " Your mother told you that?" "Well, Eva is at a difficult age." "Don't let the girls rule the roost." "I have their complete confidence and for that I'm grateful." "I couldn't care less about petty details like manners." "I can't afford the trip." "Tell her that." " Tell her yourself." " Why?" "You have custody." "I merely fork out huge sums for child support, leaving me high and dry." "You and I were born with silver spoons in our mouths." "We've squandered our resources, leaving us poor, bitter, and angry." "However trite, it's the truth:" "We're emotional illiterates." "We've been taught about anatomy and African farming methods." "We've learned mathematical formulas by heart." "We haven't been taught a thing about the mind." "We're ignorant about what makes people tick." "That signals the end of my lecture." "More brandy?" "Then we can decide about supper." "I don't agree with you." "By the way, that job in the US has gone to blazes." " Not that it matters." " What a shame!" "Well, I was pretty disappointed." "There was the usual wheeling and dealing." "First, things were postponed, then there was no money..." "Then they sent someone else." "That's life." "Cheers!" "I'll be 45 this summer." "I can expect to live another 30 years..." "Viewed objectively, I'm dead weight." "I'll spend the next 20 years being a damn nuisance." "I'm an expensive, unproductive unit that should be eliminated." "And I'm supposed to be in my prime, brimming with useful experience!" ""But it's: "Throw the loser out."" ""Let him rot.""" "I'm so damn tired." "I hardly know who I am." "Someone spat on me and now I'm drowning in the spittle." " Am I boring you?" " It's funny..." "I wanted to have sex with you today to see if I felt anything." "All I felt was lukewarm affection." "I think I'm breaking free at last." "It's taken a long time and it's been very painful, but I'm free of you now and can live my own life." "Allow me to congratulate you." "It's callous of me to say this when you're having a rough time, but oddly enough, I don't care." "I've taken your feelings into account far too often." "Being considerate killed our love." "Had I not been sidetracked by guilt," "I'd have known everything we did was wrong." "Remember after Karin was born?" "When we couldn't sleep together?" "How we put the blame on my two pregnancies." "We concocted many reasons why our lovemaking gave us no pleasure." "Warning lights were flashing all around us, but we ignored them." "These post-mortems are so pointless." "Your idiotic sarcasm drives me crazy!" "Why should you tell me what to think and feel?" "Lord, how I hate you!" "I often used to think:" "'Lord, how I hate her!" "'" "Especially when we made love and I felt your indifference and when I saw you naked at the bidet afterwards - washing off the nasty stuff I'd deposited inside you." "I would think: 'I hate her body, the way she moves.'" "I should have beaten you." "I wanted to strike down your hard, white resistance, but we chatted away and talked about how well we got along." "Then why do I enjoy sex now?" " I do everything he asks." " Just you wait." "When you're married to him, you'll do the same thing again." "Your behaviour is deeply rooted." "Then you'll look for a new lover to free you from your loathing." "You're wrong." "There is such a thing as straightforward tenderness." "To say nothing of sensuousness and physical desire." "For you that's all blocked." "Do you imagine that I didn't suffer when we didn't hit it off?" "I'd think:" "'Is this misery all there is?" "'" "We'd console ourselves with the thought that sex wasn't everything." "That in other respects, we were happy." "Talk about self-deception!" "You're forgetting certain things." "Then please enlighten me." "You cashed in on your sex organs." "They became a bargaining chip." "A night of sex for a night of peace." "Good behaviour earned me a lay." "Bad behaviour or criticism made you withdraw." "You were worse than any whore!" " You would never face the truth." " Some cosmic truth, or your truth?" "The way you made me your doormat!" "Am I a substitute for your mother?" "All that carping about how I neglected the home." "That's a lie!" "You heaped guilt on me!" "You and your parents!" "I felt inadequate at work and at home and I was a lousy lay as well." "I was hedged in by all the griping and endless demands." "If I used my sex organs, was that so strange?" "I was fighting against hopeless odds:" "You, my mother, your parents, and society!" "When I think of what I endured, I could scream!" "I tell you this:" "Never again!" "You sit there whining about conspiracies." "It serves you damn well right!" "I hope it will be rammed down your throat that you're a useless parasite." " You're being utterly grotesque!" " You made me that way!" "The difference between us is that I fight it!" "I intend to face reality just as it is." "If there's one thing I truly appreciate, it's being alive." "I enjoy overcoming difficulties." " I don't ask for special allowances." " How nice!" "Then we needn't feel sorry for each other." "We're getting quite human." "It's a pity we ever met in the first place and decided to live together - what a glorious fiasco!" "The sooner we sign the papers, the better." "We'll divide our worldly goods and go our separate ways." "It was all just a ghastly mistake." "I know what's on your mind." " You don't want a divorce!" " That's absurd!" " Then sign the papers." " All right, I will." "Be honest now..." "Look at me!" "You don't want a divorce, do you?" "Well, would that be such a crime?" "I concede defeat, is that what you want to hear?" "I'm sick of Paula." "I want to come home." "Don't look at me like that." "I'm a failure." "I'm going downhill." "I'm scared and rootless." "My timing is all wrong..." " If you think pity will help..." " I'm giving you a straight answer." "I was bound to you in a deeper way than I knew." "I needed our home and to lead a regular life." "I'm tired of being alone." "Loneliness with Paula is worse than being all alone." "I can't stand either." "I won't go on..." "Now you know." "Please send a cab to Malmrosgatan 45." "Want a lift?" "You really shouldn't drive." " I'll stay here for a while." " Please don't brood." "It's none of your business!" " I want you to stay." " But I don't want to." "You're tired and drunk." "Let me go." " I don't want you to go." " Don't be ridiculous." "We've never behaved like this." "Give me the key." "I don't give a damn what you say." "Your orderly mind is reeling." """What do I do now?""" """Has he gone mad?""" """Is he going to beat me?""" "You're quite a riot, actually." "Then why aren't you laughing?" "You look scared to me." "Let me cancel the cab..." "What for?" "They only wait around for 10 minutes or so." "Sit down and take it easy." " This will take quite a while." " Fine..." " So, what do you want to say?" " Nothing." " I want to look at you." " Go ahead." "I might have expected this." "I've often warned wives in the process of a divorce against spending time alone with their husbands." "Yet here I am." "Shut your mouth!" "I'm not afraid, I couldn't care less what you do." " Shut up, I said!" " You maniac!" "Give me the key, I'll go and wash off this blood." "I'm not letting you out." " You arsehole!" " You bitch!" "I'll show you!" "I could kill you!" "I could kill you!" "Oh, Marianne..." "Listen, are you all right?" "I guess I've only myself to blame..." "Will you give me the key now?" " Shall I help you?" " No, don't come near me." "IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT IN A DARK HOUSE" "What fun this is!" "I went to the cottage yesterday and turned the heating on and stocked up on food, just like old times." " When did I last see the place?" " Seven years ago." " What about you?" " I don't spend much time there." "Henrik's not fond of the seaside." "The girls and I go there occasionally, but they have their own lives to lead." " How is your husband?" " Overworked." "He suffers from high blood pressure." " How's your wife?" " She's in Italy, for a rest cure." "Funny that they're both abroad." "It's almost indecent, I think." "That is what's so nice." " The place hasn't changed much." " It's a bit shabby." "It needs doing up, but we can't afford it." "Put the car away, or Erik will see it and be over like a shot." " That could be embarrassing." " I will, dear..." " Aren't you going to do it now?" " No, later." "This does feel a little strange..." "Let's stretch out on the bed..." "I'm nervous." "It's like the first time." "But it's not." "It's been nearly a year now." "It was the day before my birthday and today's August 28th." "You seduced me." "Did you ever see the last act of that play?" "It must have looked funny, our sneaking off like that." " What made you decide?" " I don't know..." "I saw you the second I entered the theatre." "It seemed natural to approach you." "I was terribly pleased." "So was I." """ " And you said: "Let's leave."" " And you blushed."" " No wonder." "I had such a hard-on." " You got me pretty hot too." "We hadn't met for two whole years." "That's right, exactly two years." "And now today's our first anniversary." "No..." "It's not our first anniversary." "It's our 20th." "We got married in August, 20 years ago." "It's an entire lifetime." "A whole grown-up life together." "Isn't that strange?" "My dear!" "Sweetheart..." "It's this wretched old bed..." "Our hotel rooms were suitably impersonal." "It was wrong of us to come here." " We should have gone to Denmark." " There wasn't time." " This is all right." " No, it isn't." "I'll call Fredrik." "He has a cottage." " How will we get in?" " I expect a neighbour has a key." "There's no harm in trying." "Fredrik?" "It's Johan." "How are you?" "I've never been better." "Look, this is rather a delicate matter." "Are you alone?" "Could I possibly borrow your cottage for the weekend?" "Exactly, something like that..." "Very pretty." "Young...?" "She's almost too young!" "It's a sticky situation." "That's great!" "I owe you a favour." "Don't say a word to Birgit now." "Women don't understand these things." "Right..." "The key is under the stone step." "Yes..." "Blonde." "With a great figure..." "I'll call you." "I really appreciate it." "Thanks." "Give my love to Birgit." "No, scratch that last suggestion." " I found it." " It's lovely!" "Here's the step." "It must be here." " Let's clear up." " Right." "What's wrong?" "You're crying." "You're so touching." "I'm being silly." "Touching?" "That's amazing." "It's the truth." "My dear, beloved Johan..." "You've become so small." "You're so handsome this way." "You used to look so tense." " Are people beastly to you?" " I don't know." "I've stopped being on the defensive." "Someone said I'd become slack and gave in too easily." "I've accepted my true dimensions with a certain sense of humility." "It makes me kind and sad." "And you with your great expectations." "Those were my family's expectations." "I really wanted to live up to them." "You wanted to know about my husband?" "Getting married was a mistake." "It was more of a joke." "When did you meet?" "A few years ago." "It was a purely sexual affair." "I see..." "Henrik is..." "How shall I put this?" "Very convincing in that respect." "He truly enjoys sex and he made me realise I felt the same way." "I wasn't all that keen before." "I remember." "You don't like this subject, do you?" "But it can't be helped." "I was obsessed by this new sensation." "I felt insatiable." "How nice... for you." "I became very attached to Henrik and he liked me a lot," "but I caught him with other women." "What do you know?" "I was hurt and humiliated, even jealous." "Jealous, you?" "We had a violent scene and I told him to go to hell." " So, did he?" " Yes." "He said I was too histrionic." "I begged him to come back." "You look preoccupied." "Everything's fine, that's all." "Things just couldn't be better." " It's just that I can't stand it." " I knew it!" "As if I care about your orgasms with that workaholic." "I applaud your emancipation." "You should write a novel." "The women's libbers would rejoice." "You're being ridiculous..." "I tell you I don't give a damn." "It suddenly mattered so terribly." "It's just a taste of the marvellous things life has to offer." "Think of the awareness we've gained." "It's magnificent!" "We've discovered ourselves." "One faces up to his insignificance, the other, to her greatness." "Here we are, trashing our spouses." "They're in this room with us." "It's mental group sex to the max." "It's like a textbook on life." "It's fabulous, but I can't bear it." "I see, but I don't find it terrible." "I can't abide this cold light directed on my every endeavour." "How I battle with futility." "I try to cheer myself up thinking that life is what you make of it, but those are empty words." "I want something to long for." "I don't feel the same way." "I realise that." "I persevere." "I enjoy myself." "I rely on common sense and my gut feeling." "They work together." "I'm content with my direction." "Time has given me a third partner:" "Experience." "You should be a politician." "Maybe you're right..." "I like people." "I enjoy negotiations, prudence, compromises..." "Rehearsing your election speech?" " Am I so impossible?" " Only when you preach." "I'm not going to say another word." "No more home truths?" "I promise." "Promise you won't mention that orgasmic superman again." "Promise to reign in your awful level-headedness." "It will be difficult, but I'll try." "Could you possibly use your female power sparingly?" "I'll have to." "All right, then..." "Let's go to bed." "What is it?" "There, there..." "Come, sit here with me." "There, there..." "What brings on nightmares like that?" " Perhaps it was something you ate." " Do you think so?" "Unless there's something in your orderly world you can't get at." "Hold me, I'm shivering." "I think I've come down with something." " The girls have had colds..." " You'll soon feel better." "Pull the covers up." "That's nice..." "What were you dreaming about?" "We were crossing a dangerous road." "I wanted you and the girls to hold on to me, but my hands were gone." "All I had left were stumps and I'm sliding around in soft sand." "You're on the road and I can't reach you..." "What a horrible dream!" "Do we live our lives in confusion?" " All of us." " What do you mean?" "Fear, uncertainty, a lack of wisdom." "Are we sliding downhill and don't know what to do?" "Yes, I think so." "Is it too late?" "Yes, but we shouldn't say things like that." "Johan, have we missed something important?" " All of us?" " No, you and I." "At times I can read your mind and feel such tenderness." "I forget myself without losing myself." "It's a new sensation." "I understand." "It grieves me that I've never loved anyone." "I don't think I've ever been loved either." "That distresses me." "Now you're being histrionic." "I know what I feel." "I love you in my selfish way and I think you love me, in your fussy, pestering way." "We love each other like people do here on earth, but you're so demanding." "Yes, I am." "It's as simple as this:" "Here I am in a dark house somewhere in the world, with my arms around you and you are here in my arms." "I lack empathy for my fellow human beings." "I'm low on imagination, I suppose." "I don't know what my love looks like and I can't describe it." "Most of the time I don't feel it." "You think I love you too?" "Yes, I do." "If we harp on, love will vanish." "Let's stay like this all night." "Oh, let's not..." "One of my legs has gone to sleep, my left arm is dislocated," "I'm sleepy and my back is cold." "Then let's snuggle down." "Good night, my darling." "It was good talking to you." " Sleep well." " You too." | {
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"Previously on "Training Day"..." "Keep him talking" "I need you to go undercover and stop a rogue cop from becoming the next Alonzo Harris." "You'll be maintaining surveillance on one of the finest investigators this department has ever produced..." "Frank Rourke." "This isn't a training day." "It's more of a trial by fire." "So that means S.I.S. is taking this one?" "Tommy, this is Rebecca." "We're probably gonna kill some people today, Kyle." "More bad guys?" "That's the solution, really?" "Yeah!" "My dad was nothing like you." "What did you really know about your old man, Kyle?" " What does it open?" " I don't know." "But it cost your dad his life." "So, you're gonna, what, rehabilitate this guy?" "I'm gonna train him." "L.A.'s a city on the run from its own history." "Guy buys a $5 million mansion, first thing he does is knock it down." "Angelenos won't even keep the faces they were born with." "They swap them the way people lease cars." "L.A.'s like that." "Sometimes when the city smiles at you, you can see something much older uglier lying beneath." "♪ Every minute and every hour ♪" "♪ I miss you, I miss you, I miss you ♪" "Hey." "What's the deal with Ms. Yager?" "She single or what?" "She doesn't wear a ring." "You should just call her, Nelson." "She asks about you all the time." "Okay." "Hey!" "What the hell's your problem?" "!" "You're gonna kill someone!" "Stop!" "Nelson!" " Haley!" " Stop!" "Nelson!" "Let's go!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "I didn't even realize you'd kept your father's old things when I moved." "Did Dad keep a strongbox, a trunk, maybe a... a safe?" "A safe?" "Why would he keep a safe?" "Kyle, what aren't you telling me?" "Remember that tree we planted when I was a kid?" "Of course..." "In the community garden." "It would still be there if he were alive." "Dad hid something..." "Underneath it." "He buried a key." "What's it go to?" "That's what I'm trying to find out." "My training officer claims that he and Dad were close." "He says Dad called him the night he was killed, told him he was onto something big." "Frank Rourke?" "What..." "You knew?" "I knew your father was scared." "I just didn't know why." "Then Frank's telling the truth." "All those years, you knew I was riding patrol, writing a license-plate number on my wrist, looking for a getaway car that never existed!" "I was alone!" "With a little boy to think about!" "I had no idea who was gonna come at us." "They handed me a story about a botched robbery." "And I didn't question it." "You should have told me." "I was protecting my son." "And I'd rather have you chasing some phantom license plate than following Frank Rourke down a rabbit hole." "Kyle." "Please!" "I can't lose you, too." "I'm not a little boy anymore, Mom." "And I'm gonna find out what happened." "I'm..." "I'm not swallowing any stories anymore." "No ransom call has been made yet?" "Not so far." "We have officers posted at the family's home and a description out on the vehicle." "You're giving this to Frank Rourke?" "S.I.S. works kidnappings." "You know that." "10th floor thought that a daytime murder and kidnapping from a West Side high school suggested the need for Frank's special skill set." "Detective Rourke." "Detective Chavez." "Joy." ""Deputy Chief Lockhart."" "Old habits." "I don't believe you've met my new trainee, Kyle Craig." "Actually, we have met..." "At the Medal of Valor ceremony." "You were the officer who saved that child." "Pretty heroic." "Shouldn't come as a surprise." "He's Billy Craig's boy." "I'm his son." "I'm nobody's boy." "Good for you, Detective." "I'm assuming you've been read in?" "Girl was snatched from her school during morning drop-off." " Kid's driver was DRT." " DRT?" "Dead right there." "Girl's parents, uh, Mr. and Mrs. Burnside." "Mr. and Mrs. Burns are dear friends of the mayor." "Well... why didn't you say so?" "Is my tie on straight?" "You know, I never could keep track of whose ass I was supposed to kiss." "Hard enough remembering whose ass needs kicking, so I treat them all the same, like it says on the badge." "Like you used to do." "Take care of yourself, Detective Craig." "Detective Rourke, always a pleasure." "Deputy Chief, you're a joy." "What the hell was that about?" "Believe me, you're better off not knowing." "Valerie, is it?" "Valeria." "My dad was a big fan of "Conan the Barbarian."" "He was also 16 at the time. "Val" works, too." "Val Chavez from South Bureau." "I've heard of you, too, Frank." "Then you've also heard most detectives try to keep me off their cases." "Most detectives also think personal watercraft are a good investment." "You're like a summer fling..." "All the fun, none of the consequences." "You'll do things out there I wouldn't even think of doing." "Stupid things, illegal things..." "None of which I want to know about, by the way." "You're the crown prince of collateral damage, Rourke." "Godzilla's got nothing on you." "And right now, we need a monster to hunt the monsters who took this girl." "And if I stain the carpet, you still get your deposit back, because I'm not in your chain of command." "There is that." "Bel-Air..." "L.A.'s Green Zone." "Land of coffee colonics, kombucha, and making babies with the maid." "They got nannies for each kid, thing that shoots tennis balls at you." "What they don't have is any clue what it's really like outside those walls." "I think it might be the yoga." "Downward dog." "Spend all your time with your ass in the air, blood pools in your brain." "Probably having little strokes every morning, and they don't even know it." "Give me the ghetto any day of the week." "Family must be pretty connected." "What gave it away?" "Mansion, all the cops, or the Rolls in the driveway?" "Chief Lockhart tells us you have experience with these types of cases." "More than I like." "We interviewed the family of the driver who took your daughter to school this morning." "You talked to Nelson's family?" "Why?" "Somebody put a lot of planning into this." "Your daughter was targeted, which means someone knew how and when she got to school every day." "We're not set up on the phone yet." "Wouldn't be able to trace it even if we were." "Burns residence." "Who's this?" "I'm a little shy." "You first." "Didn't think so." "Let me talk to the girl's father." "You talk to me." " We want money." " Who doesn't?" "You think this is a joke?" "Depends." "How much you want?" "2 million." "Dollars?" "This isn't a negotiation." "Clearly, you haven't done this before, but I have, and that's exactly what this is, Aladdin." " Now let me talk to Haley." " No, you don't make demands." "I do." "You're starting to sound like my third wife." "$2 million." "You get the girl once we get the money." "This isn't the movies, pal." "You can't walk in a bank and pull out $2 million cash." "Call back when you're ready to have a real conversation." "Wait!" "What are you doing?" "!" "They have to know we're not gonna do whatever they tell us to do." "But that's exactly what we want to do..." " Give them whatever they ask." " It's not about the money." "We don't care about the money." "Whatever it costs, we want Haley back." "Do you understand?" "Chief Lockhart assured us that if anyone can save Haley, it's you." "She's not right about much, but she's right about that." "Only, you're gonna have to trust me." "What do you mean, he hung up?" "What do you mean, what do I mean?" "!" "He hung up on me!" " He's not supposed to do that!" " Tell him that!" "I want to know if Nelson is okay." " Please." " We have to get rid of her." "I'm not leaving without the money." "Please!" "Just tell me if he's okay." "You said this would be quick, easy!" "And I'm going to handle it!" "..." "They're going to pay!" "And if they don't?" "What will you do then?" "End it." "You have no idea if they'll call back, do you?" "What do you want to do?" "Put out an Amber Alert?" "Look, it's like prom night." "Bought the corsage, met her old man." "And now you're in the backseat about to find out how the night's really gonna go." "And if she's not willing to negotiate, there's not a damn thing you can do." "We make this an easy score for them, we won't get her back." "And if they won't negotiate, she's dead whether we agree to pay or not." "Detective." "We think it's them." "You ready to stop fooling around?" "How much will they pay?" "I'm not gonna bid against myself, Ali Baba." "Give me a number." "$1 million." "I can get you 500 grand today, cash on the barrel head." "Now you're insulting me." "You think 500 grand's insulting?" "Wish I was in your line of work." "I'll tell you what..." "Let's meet in the middle." "Let's call it $750,000, everyone goes home happy." "But you have to bring the girl to get the money." "Sepulveda Dam." "One hour." "We're in business." "♪ Finished with my woman ♪" "♪ 'Cause she couldn't help me with my mind ♪" "It's wide-open out here." "Clear lines of sight." "Plenty of ways out..." "Too many for us to cover." "Couldn't take the chance anyway, which is why we're gonna do this by the book..." "Money for the girl." "What about the kidnappers?" "Somebody else's problem." "All I care about is getting Haley back." "You just said we're doing this by the book." "Book of Frank..." "Chapter 1, verse 1." ""Should the opportunity present itself, be prepared to shoot everybody and take the kid."" "Grab the cash." "Here we go." "Put the bag where they can see it." "You never said anything about bringing someone with you." "I know." "He's my trainee." "He needs constant supervision." "For the record, I'm not happy about it, either." "In fact, I'll throw him in for free." "I need to make sure you're unarmed." "Partner, too." "Trainee." "Did you bring the cash?" "Toss it over." "Show me the girl first." "Bring her out." "Haley, you okay?" "Just really want to go home." "I don't blame you." "I've seen where you live." "Money's all there." "How do I know if I give you the girl, you won't follow us?" "This isn't Mexico City, moron." "They're gonna catch up to you, but you're somebody else's problem now." "My job is to get Haley home safe." " Come on over here, Haley." " It's okay." "It's okay." "We're going home." " You bastard!" " It's not us!" "Sniper!" "Don't move." "Haley, stay still." "Please just let me go home!" "Who the hell are you?" "The one you should have been talking to from the beginning." "Then who the hell were they?" "I suppose you call them venture capitalists." "Not the return that they were expecting, I'm afraid." "They used to work for me, but they exceeded their authority going into negotiations with you." "Hey, we had a deal!" "Your deal expired with them." "Now get on your knees." "Get down!" "Ah, you speak Arabic." "Well enough." "You were a soldier." "Marine." "And you learned our language while you were over there?" "I wonder, how many of my people did you kill while you were learning?" "You shoot him, you better shoot me, too." "He's my trainee." "You have no idea how much paperwork's involved." "Nice." "Seems you're not a man to be trusted." "Kettle, meet pot." "Maybe next time, we'll do a strip search." "I'm game if you are." "Tell Burns to consider this a down payment." "And tell him if he doesn't agree to another $5 million, he'll have a far steeper price to pay." "He'll understand." "He's got 48 hours." "Go!" "Gal's got some snap in her garters." "You want to tell me what happened?" "There was a third player we didn't count on." "So now they got the girl and the money?" "You're lucky you still have your car." "She got your car?" " Blew my tire." " There's no way we could have known." "Woman's a professional..." "Not from these parts." "There was something else..." "The way she mentioned Burns." "Like she knew him." "Lockhart did tell you that Burns is connected, all the way to the 10th floor." "I'm sorry... isn't this girl's life more important than the department's relationship with some rich guy?" "He asks a good question..." "Finally." "Look, you guys can saddle up on your high horses and ride around for a while if you want, but all the skeletons in Burns' closet aren't gonna put more time on this clock." "Let's just pray that Burns can get the money together before Maleficent makes contact, because if this breaks bad on you, you'll be lucky to find yourself back in a black-and-white in Toluca Lake, shooing tourists away from the "Brady Bunch" house." "I'm not worried about my career, Detective." "I'm worried about the kid." "They gave you this case because they knew you'd do what you do..." "Break all the rules to get Haley back." "They take you off your leash, and then they come after you for it." "Hey, you're 2 for 2 today, junior." "I'm gonna give you a sticker and a lollipop." "Look, I told you before..." "What happened to your old man is the tip of a very large iceberg." "Lockhart's trying to manage it, only she can't do that while I'm still around." "Where are we going?" "I need a drink." "We're still on duty." "Who said you're invited?" " Right this way." " Thank you." "I'll have what she's having." "Vodka cranberry?" "Really?" "Hold the cranberry." "Well, this is a nice surprise." "I was beginning to forget what you actually look like in daylight." "I figured I'd swing by and see how your day's going." "Is that so?" "The last time you swung by to join me for some day drinking was when you found out" "Billy's kid was gonna be your new trainee." "Looked like you'd seen a ghost." "What's going on?" "Kidnapping case." "The high-school girl on the news?" "Pretty sure her father's up to his neck in it." "Brass wants me to find a workaround." "Can you?" "Eh, he's putting the money together, but I'm starting to get the idea that this isn't just about the money." "In my profession, there's nothing more frustrating than a shy client..." "Too embarrassed to tell you what he really wants." "I always tell my girls, the key is to make him feel safe." "Sounds like her father's got to level with you if he wants his daughter back, so you need to find a way to make him feel safe." "Safe." "Are you gonna drink it or stare at it?" "I just like knowing it's there." "Mm." "You better get back to work." "We're dangerously close to having a tender moment here." "Oh." "My treat." "It's a write-off." "Thanks, Hol." "Frank." "Just bring her home." "Forget the rest." "They were speaking Arabic, but the female had a particular dialect." "You're able to recognize Arabic dialects?" " Two deployments." " I got a hit." "The two dead guys were Iranian..." "Both here on expired Visas." "This woman was definitely not Iranian." " How do you know?" " Most Iranians speak Farsi." "He also recognized her dialect." "Oh." "Real Rosetta Stone." "My last deployment, there was this Libyan dude..." "Freedom fighter." "Came to Afghanistan to kill Americans." "Wanted to die a martyr." "Hope you obliged him." "Worse..." "Took him prisoner." "Anyway, he sounded a lot like her." " What else do you remember about her?" " The way she carried herself, like she had some kind of military training, and she was used to command." "One of them called her "sister."" " You think they were sisters?" " More like a title." " Sister... what, like a nun?" " Exactly..." "like a nun." "Gaddafi had a group of bodyguards made up of females." "They were called the..." "Amazonian Guard." "Uh, I heard of them." "They referred to themselves as sisters." "They were also known as the Revolutionary Nuns." "Yes." "I take an interest in badass women." "Another thing we have in common." "These chicks were trained in small arms and martial arts." "Gaddafi supposedly employed them as bodyguards because he thought an armed gunman would have difficulty shooting at women." "In other words, he used them as human shields." "What's this?" "Woman at the drop might have been a member of Gaddafi's Amazonian Guard." "Libyan?" "What the hell would she be doing in L.A.?" "Give us your tired, your poor, your lethal." "My guess is she's looking for work." "Gaddafi gets executed a few years ago." "Once that happened, she'd be out of a job." "She's either here freelancing or she's found herself another sugar Gaddafi." "If Burns is involved, he'd probably know." "Except Frank was told not to ask." "So, how soon are we asking?" "Do you remember when we used to read this to her at night?" "She'd make us read it to her over and over." "Haley's gonna be all right." "We don't know that." " I am gonna get them the money." " They already have our money." "I-It doesn't make any sense." "Oh, God." "W-What do we do?" "Hello?" "We need to talk." "You know where." "Keep struggling, and your daughter dies." "Where am I?" "What do you want?" "Who is it?" "Who's there?" "You want to see Haley again?" "Of course I do." "And you're prepared to do anything to make that happen?" "Yes, of course." "Just..." "please don't hurt her." "You understand why she was taken?" "Who are you?" "W-What?" "You?" "You know who has her, don't you?" "You kidnapped me?" "!" "Actually, she kidnapped you." "What's the matter, Bob?" "Don't you feel safe?" "This is what Haley's going through right now." " Only, for her, it's real." " This is insane." "What's insane is you thinking your secrets are worth more than your daughter's life." "Cut him loose." "Her blood's on his hands now." "Wait, wait, wait!" "Wait." "Her name is Lina Farzan." "She works for an Iranian here in L.A... an investor." "Investor?" "Look, when the banks crashed, I was hemorrhaging cash." "I was gonna lose everything, and that's when I was told that there was an Iranian here in L.A." "who had the cash to keep me afloat." "If you agreed to launder it." "Yeah." "This next project's gonna be my biggest." "They wanted me to take $5 million." "But I wouldn't do it this time." "I wanted out." "So they took your daughter to get you to reconsider." " Yeah." " Who's the Iranian?" "I don't know." "Everything went through Lina." "That was the deal." "How did you make contact with her?" "I had a number." "Probably a burner..." "Not traceable." "You said you were approached about someone investing money." "Yes." "Approached by who?" "Sounds good, right?" "Councilman Patterson?" " That's right." " Frank Rourke." "Police, huh?" "Find it hard to believe myself sometimes." "Is there something I can help you with?" "Someone..." "Lina Farzan." "Uh... name doesn't ring a bell." "You introduced her to Robert Burns." "She acted as a go-between for him and an Iranian investor." "I'm sorry?" "Your district includes Tehrangeles..." "Biggest population of Iranians in the world, outside of Iran." "Must be all the palm trees." "Step into my office." "Okay, folks." "The "ayes" have it." "And by "ayes," I mean me." "We ask that you please exit in an orderly fashion." "It's okay." "I'm gonna make this easy for you." "I have a friend in the business..." "Mutual friend, you might call her." "Name's Holly, which means I have text messages, names, dates..." "Girls who'll post your junk on Instagram if I tell them to." "What?" "You're about to do the walk of shame, Ken." "Your whole life's about to go down the crapper." "Please, just don't..." "You know, I have to say, for a man of your modest stature, the images are fairly impressive." "Still, I got to think your constituents are gonna think less of you, all the same." "Not to mention your wife." "So, I'm gonna ask you one more time, and then" "I'm gonna let the Twitterverse have its way with you." "Who does Lina Farzan work for?" "Who's the Iranian?" "Look..." "If I tell you, they will kill me." "What if I promise I can keep you out of it and I can make Lina go away?" "How?" "Hello?" "You know who this is?" "I see Burns gave you my number." "Don't be too hard on him." "Pretty clear you knew him." "It doesn't matter." "You won't be able to find me." "I already know that." "Then why did you call?" "You handled yourself like a professional." "I admire that." "I think you maybe admire more than that." "I assume those guys you killed had it coming." "Betrayal is in a man's nature." "Burns will get your money." "No one else has to get hurt." "His daughter's an innocent." "I know a lot of dead daughters who were innocent." "Tomorrow at noon." "I'll text you the location." "If they only knew over there what they could have over here, right?" "All this must bring back memories." "All these businesses are Persian, Frank." "That's Farsi, not Arabic." ""To-may-to," "to-mah-to."" "That woman Lina, what she said to you..." "Don't let her get in your head." "You're beating yourself up for what happened over there." "You were asked to be a lion, Kyle." "Are you trying to convince me or yourself?" "Why do you think I still wear the badge?" "I know some people who think you wear that badge because it's a license to steal." "Of course, the few I met who still believe in you think you're out here trying to do right." "But not you." "I think the real reason you wear that badge is you're afraid you won't know who you were without it." "I mean, take it off, and... what are you?" "Wonder what the Wi-Fi password is in a place like this." "May I help you?" "No." "But I'm pretty sure he can." "_" "_" "Mr. Javeed." "You have me at a disadvantage." "Police." "What can I do for you?" "More like what we can do for you." "We have a friend in common." "And, uh, who would that be?" "Robert Burns." "Don't worry." "We're not here to arrest you." "What he means is "Not yet."" "We want his daughter returned." "I'm quite certain I don't know what you're talking about." "You know... ordinarily," "I'd say it's a little late in the day for caffeine." "But looks like we're in for a long, long night." "My grandfather's blend." "Mmm." "Old family recipe." "Must have been hard to leave all that behind." ""Ari," is it?" "How do you think we came to be having this conversation?" "I have no idea." "Well, there's really only one way..." "You have a rat in your organization." "Rat?" "Someone gave you up." "You've come a long way, Ari..." "Escaped the Ayatollah, whatever other nutbars are running around over there, and here you are, in the land of the free." "My line of work, you got to lie down with the lion as well as the lizard." "I could have your ass back in Tehran in 24 hours." "I hear it's changed a lot since you left." "Now, I'm prepared to offer you something a lot more valuable than $5 million." "Exactly what would that be?" "Your rat." "Your rat for the girl." "So, the question stands..." "Am I finishing this coffee?" "Or do we have a deal?" "He basically admitted it, and we let him walk." "What did you want to do?" "Cuff him, read him his rights in Farsi?" "This wasn't a traffic stop, Frank." "We can't let a kidnapper off with a warning." "You want the kid back, this is what it costs." "According to who?" "You?" "I saw how well your plan worked last time." "You still don't get it." "We're not here to make collars." "We're here to bring this girl home." "We were double-crossed once." "It's not gonna happen twice." "So either get on board or don't bother showing up tomorrow!" "Maybe saving that girl is all that matters." "Cops don't get to pick and choose which laws to follow." "It's more complicated than that." "My mother knew." "Your mother knew what?" "That my father wasn't killed in a robbery." "She knew he was involved in something, but not what, which means I can't find the truth out without Frank." "So you're gonna let him chip away at everything you believe in?" "I used to be... so sure of things." "Baby, I never got to meet your dad, but there's a big part of him inside of you, which means I love you both." "And if your father was the guy you said he was, he'd never want you to become something you're not." "You're early." "You brought the money?" "Where's Haley?" "The girl is unharmed." "I need to see her." "First the money." "Is this supposed to be a joke?" "You're the one who welshed on our deal." "You know what's going to happen?" "I'm going to kill Haley." "Then I'm going to send her parents a commemorative DVD so they can see what your arrogance cost them." "You're hurting me!" "Stop." "Take a good look, because you're the one that killed her, not me." "Please!" "Friend of yours?" "Tell your people to let her go." "What are you doing here?" "These police officers came to see me in the café." "And he's the one that said that I brought them there?" "I would never betray you." "You know that." "I am being set up." "That's not how I remember it..." "When we spoke on the phone." "You can't trust him." "He didn't even bring the money." "I already paid you, or didn't you tell your boss we already gave you three-quarters of $1 million?" "Farid and Hejar were negotiating on their own." "I dealt with it." "Oh, she sure did..." "By killing them and keeping the money for herself." "You're making a mistake." "You're being played a fool." "Put her in the car." "Come over here, Haley." "You okay?" "I'm assuming our business is concluded?" "For now." "Only, no more kidnapping." "This isn't the Middle East." "Oh, Haley!" "I don't know how to thank you." "You might want to count it." "Hey." "Hey." "You go home with your mom now." "You're gonna be okay." "I just need to talk to your dad for a minute." "Thank you." "Thank you." "You tell your wife what was really behind all this?" "No, not yet." "Well, either you do or I will." "You don't understand." "She'll leave me." "That's the general idea." "Go on." "Hit the bricks." "So, that's it?" "Oh, trust me." "A divorce lawyer in this town will do a hell of a lot more damage to that guy than we ever could." "Wanted my trainee to be the first to tell you the good news." "Haley Burns was returned to her parents tonight." "Safe and sound." "A ransom exchange?" "$5 million." "What about the perpetrators?" "Filed descriptions, but, if I'm being honest, in all likelihood, they're long gone by now." "Anyway, if you'll excuse me..." "Meet you at RHD." "What isn't he telling me?" "Nothing." "You expect me to believe that Burns paid $5 million and neither one of you has any idea who or where the kidnappers are?" " Like Frank said, we filed..." " Don't play me for a fool, Kyle." "I warned you about being used by him." "Now, this is your last chance to tell me the truth to get yourself out in front of this." "Everything happened exactly as Detective Rourke described." "Except... ?" "Except I got the sense that Burns may have had a previous relationship with the people who took his daughter." "What kind of relationship?" "Money laundering." "I really don't have any proof, though." "You were the one who told Frank not to investigate." "It's a dangerous game that you're playing, Detective." "Like I said, I have no proof." "I just thought you should know..." "Ma'am." "Thanks for meeting me, Ken." "You said it was important." "Lina Farzan's out of the picture, just like I promised." "And thanks to you, the girl's home, safe and sound." "I know you didn't ask, but I'm sure you wanted to know." "Yeah, that's, um..." "So... that's it, then?" "That's what I'm telling you." "I kept your name out of it." "And the, uh... texts, the girls?" "Everything's secure." "Because of your help, you now have a friend for life." "If you need anything..." "Anything at all..." "I want you to know you can call on me." "I..." "I appreciate that, Detective." "And I assume I can do the same?" "Pardon?" "If I ever need anything, I can call you." "What sort of anything?" "I want you to look into Deputy Chief Lockhart for me." "What are you talking about?" "City Council oversees the police department." "I want you to oversee Chief Lockhart." "Whatever you hear, whatever you find out, whatever dirt you can come up with, you bring it to me." "This way, no one ever sees those pictures or ever finds out you gave me Javeed." "You blackmailing me?" "Technically, it's called extortion." "But, uh... hell yeah." " Where were you?" " Ran into a friend." "What happened upstairs with Lockhart?" "Nothing." "Everything's cool." "She ask you about me?" "No." "Not a word." "So it all worked out like I said it would." "I don't intend on going down with you, Frank." "That's okay." "I don't intend on going down with you, either." "One thing I don't understand." "How did you know Lina would lie to Javeed about the 750k?" "Easy." "I knew because that's exactly what I would have done." "Good night, rookie." "Someone went to a lot of trouble." "The serial number and the manufacturer's name have both been filed down." "So there's nothing you can do?" "Might be a way." "Whoever filed it down forgot about the energy that it took to punch the numbers into the metal in the first place." "You find the right lab, and you might be able to raise those numbers from the grave." "This is Frank." "I assume you know who this is." "Figures you'd escape." "Yeah, well... no thanks to you." "Put me in a tough position." "I had to save the girl." "I understand." "I would have done the same if I were in your shoes." "Woman after my own heart." "Now, there's an idea." "What?" "Cut your heart out." "Unless you have a better suggestion." "I was thinking more of a candlelight dinner." "You still have the $750,000, right?" "Should be enough for a fresh start." "Mm, you and I both know fresh starts aren't in the cards for people like us." "You don't run, I'll have to come find you." "I was hoping." "But if I were you, I wouldn't look too hard." "Why's that?" "I used your gun." "Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode." | {
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"Man in the fucking water." "Shit." "Stick to their own fucking side, man." "Cheeky fucking midgets." "Check your arcs, Rambo." "Mowgli!" "I'm here trying to bring fucking peace and love to your shitty stone-age country." "Is it too much to be able to enjoy a rinse without taking indirect fucking fire from you lot?" "Let that be a lesson to ya." "Go on, fuck off now then." "Ever heard the one about not walking into a room until you know how you're walking out of there, Tug?" "We all miss our birds, mucker." "No need to start grooming the local nippers." "Fuck off." "Grenade fishing - nearly catch of the fucking day, me." "Hey, no harm done." "TWO, yeah?" "First lesson my grandma taught me, Tug." "Don't pick a fight with an armed midget." "We're a long way from home." "What you talking about, you're from Huddersfield." " Go on, mate." " Cheers." "Race you back up?" "You're fully loaded, mate." "Unfair fight." "OK, go!" "Now!" " Signals?" " Yeah, mate." "Cheers." "Come on then, what's the news?" "Heard there was a heatwave back home." " Typical, innit?" " Heatwave?" "Pissed it down, mate." "Anyway, where's the FLET?" "FLET?" "Hat!" "It's all around you, mate." "Terry pokes his nose up here." "We smash him back into his hole." "Bosh!" " Did you bring it?" " In the back, pal." "My guy tells me something's coming." "They got a new field commander." "Keep your eyes open." "Sure, John." "Cheers." " Civvies here?" " Yank security." "They look after the engineers working on the darn." "Talk about hearts and minds this joint would supply electricity to half of bloody Helmand if someone could work out how to turn it on." " So where have you been?" " Ops room, Bastion." "Sangin, then here." " Sangin." "Proper tasty, right?" " Telling me." " Is this us?" " Nah." "OMLTs." "Teaching the ANA which end of a weapon's the noisy bit." "We're up top, mate." " So what's it like up here?" " Right, OK, fellas..." "It's going on, that's what it is, mucker." "I quit the reg after Telic:" "Zero contacts, mate." "I joined back when Herrick was on." "Finally get a piece of the action." "Rather be in the scrum than on a subs bench, do you know what I mean?" "Not really." "Rugby's a real game, mate." "Taliban should play it." "Tough bastards." "I'm pretty sure Afghans don't play rugby." "Here, look, look, look." " Give us a lift up, pal?" " Hop on, Tug." " Do one, Presser'." " Good for you, hat." "Fucking dick swinger." "Hop on, Mark!" " Did they come?" " Dunno, look in here, Spud." "Sergeant McMellon." "Signaller Jones." "Shit the fucking bed!" "I hope you know how to use a radio without batteries, Signaller Jones." "For fuck's sake." " Right, welfare box." "Who wants it?" " Yeah, I'll have it, Pross." "Any decent scoff though, we split it, yeah?" "Prosser, stop twatting about and get that stuff up there!" "Fusilier AL Barlow's got his porn re-sup." "Fuck me, Ken, your mum looks hotter every month." " Yeah, fucking hands off, mate." " The rest?" "Mark." "Here you go, mate." "Cheers, pal." " Signals?" " Oman, yeah." " Jonesy." " Mark." " How you doing, man?" " Good, mate." " What the fuck's this?" "You dicks!" " You been up here before?" "No, first time." "Aye, Ar, mortar boys, you can have that one." "Jay, you wanna show him around, mate." "Well, we know where your basha is, Barlow." "Keep an eye open, that's all I'm saying, mate." "Look." "Luke, boat came in, mate." "Skin 'em up will you." " Prosser, catch you up there, pal." " Yeah, man." "Fuck it." "Ten quid." "Thanks Aunt Pam, just what I fucking need out here." "New TACSAT's come in, Spud." "I'll set it up." "This is Athens." "You've got three-sixty all-round defence." "Down here you've got the GPMG fifty cal." "Clackers for the claymores." "In here's the interpreter's place." "That's water, ablutions." "You got burn pit, shit pit down beyond that." "Right, this needs to go over with the other stuff." "Ken." "For fuck's sake, Spud, I did it yesterday." "Thank you, Ken." "Thank you, Prosser." "Come on, lads..." "You're in here with the medic and the med store." " HQ, mortar pit." " Go on then, fucking sign 'em out." "There's about sixteen odd here at Athens." "Seven, eight, up at Normandy." "That's it." "Stay on marked tracks." "Enjoy." "Well, the clinical term is dick rot." " Was it anyone nice?" " Four, actually." "All delightful." "Bastard." "Right, put it away." "You gotta be careful flashing it about this lot." "What is it?" "Long time on the hill." "Gungy mortars?" "The rumours are true, pal." "Not that they'd go near that rancid thing." "Yeah." "From Nog Gorman." "Happy birthday." "He says make sure you save 'em till the big day." "When's that?" "Seventh." "Why, what are we now?" "Unlucky, pal." "Fifth." "Fuck that." "I'm not waiting two fucking days." "You taking heat up here?" "Nah, I get more contact when my bird's on the rag." "I mean it were busy for a bit but Terry's pissed off back to Sangin." "We own all this high ground." "Out of small arms range." "A few Chinese rockets, bit of boom boom in the valley, but that's it." "Lucky cos we're out of ammo." "Nah, boredom or ANA'll get you before Terry does." " Right." "Jonesy, yeah?" " Yeah." "Antibiotics, anti-inflammatories." "Take one of each before each meal." "Run the course." "Give the pin dick a bit of R and R, yeah?" "Stop staring at my arse, you throbber." "What's the fucking hurry, hat?" "Aye up, lads, budgie express inbound." "Wind direction please, Private Harvey." " I do know this guy, right?" " Out of the west, Private Smith." "Yeah." "OK, I'm..." "I'm dead." "I'm a man." "I'm British." "I've got a gay beard." "We think." "We think." "I, killed a king and I'm not Guy Fawkes." "Who didn't kill anyone." " For fuck's sake, Stu mate." " Fucker!" "It's like watching a retard trying to fuck a doorknob." "I thought you knew your fucking history." "Just fucking guess, will you, before I slit my fucking wrists." " Am I anything to do with King Arthur?" " No." "You got three guesses and then it's five bines for mush." " This is a fucking stitch-up." " Hey, rules is rules." "Right, Stu?" "When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains and the women come out to cut up what remains just roll to your ri?" "e and blow out your brains...?" "And go to your God like a soldier." "For fuck's sake." "What you doing putting this shit in your fucking head?" "Well, it's a bit of perspective, innit?" "Perspective on what?" "What a dour-faced bastard Rudyard Kipling was?" "You fucking pricks." "It's Quasimodo and Wurzel Gummidge." " It's alright..." " What happened, Ken?" "You can get your own fucking shit tomorrow, OK?" "Did you get the three-fifty chargers?" "Negative." "For fuck's sake." " Fuck off the two of youse." " Prosser's got another unit." " Alright cock smokers?" " Yeah." "Here, how come it's always you that gets the crap jobs then, Ken?" "Fuck off." "Crap hat, crap job." "Eh, you can fuck off too, Cromwell." "Faz." " Am I Oliver Cromwell?" " You're an idiot." "It doesn't count if someone fucking tells you, does it?" " Rules is rules, Smudge, yeah." "Five bines." " You absolute knob." "Ma shot..." "I swear to fuck, Smudge, see if you make me Jimmy fucking Krankie one more time..." "Here, Smudge, watch this." "Ready?" "'Pressive." "Ninja fingers, mate." "Weird." "Mayo on sausage?" "You fucking weirdo, mate." "It's sweet, mate." "Mate, sausage, cheese and mayo on a fucking sandwich." "Swear to God, mate." "Don't look at me like that, I'm telling you." "Hurry up, man." "I'm fucking starving." "There's a lot of fucking about down there, mush." "Fucking petrol station again, mate." " Here, go get Stu." " Sure." "Stu, Stu, Stu, Stu." "Wake up, mate." "Activity at the petrol station." "Come on, get your arse up." " Come on." " Fucking hell." "Alright, come on." "Bloody hell, Jar Head." "I was just getting to the good bit." "Right, what we looking at?" "It's that fucking petrol station again, mush." "They're persistent little bastards, I'll give 'em that." "Right." "Kilo Two, this is Kilo Five, over." "Kilo Two, this is Kilo Five." "Over." "For fuck's sake." "Kilo Five to Kilo Two." "What the fuck was that?" "Over." "Kilo Two." "Enemy activity in the vicinity of the petrol station." "Over." "Roger, wait out." "What's the rush, you fuckers." "We got all night." "Call it in." " Somebody get Mark." " I'm here." "What we got?" "Contact from petrol station." "Hello Zero, this is Emerald Seventy-Nine." "Over." "Kilo Four to Kilo Five, enemy fire from direction of petrol station." " I thought we'd smashed that?" " All ANA call signs..." "Apparently not." "ANA call sign engaged." "Wait out." "Roger, Kilo Four." "Out." "Area around firing point clear." "Request CAS." "Mark, you're up." "Hello Zero, this is Emerald Seventy-Nine, JTAC requests immediate close air support." "Over." "Roger, wait out." "Hello Emerald Seven Nine, this is Zero." "One Dutch F-sixteen available, call sign Hitman One One." "ETA two, out." " Roger last." "Two minutes." " Tidy." "Roger Kilo One, we're on this." "Out." "Hello Hitman One One, this is Widow One Three." "You got to hit those bastards hard and fast." "Over." " Roger." "Out." "Again." " Widow One Three, Hitman One One... has you five by five." "Be advised no laser munitions on pod at this time." "No LGB." "Jay, take post." "Hitman One One, we will illuminate target." "I will clear hot on your confirmation of target." "Copy, Widow One Three." "Fire Mission number two, illum, X-ray one three." "Number two, illum, X-ray one three." "Guess we're not the only ones who got re-supped today." "Ammo ready." "Number two, fire." "Number two firing." "Firing..." "Now!" "Five, six, seven, eight, boom." "Spot on, Jay." " Hitman One One, target is lit." " Master craftsman, this one." "Petrol station in low ground, base of forward slope." " Tally target." " Widow One Three, clear hot, clear hot." "Hitman One One, clear hot." "Hitman One One all hot, nine seconds." "He needs double tops..." " Still needs double tops." " What's he fucking doing over there?" "Hitman One One, missed target." " That cunt couldn't finish off his dinner." " Target is two-hundred metres west..." " Well it shut 'em up at least." " ...of impact point." "Request another run." "Hitman One One negative Widow One Three, I am bingo fuel." "RTB." "Out." "Hitman." "Zero this is Sandstone Two Eight, contact." "Multiple Chinese rockets fired from Wombat Wood." "Over." " Returning fire with GPMG..." " That Sangin?" " Fifty cal and mortars." "Over." " Yeah." "We can pick them up forty-six k's away but not Normandy one k away, mate." "Fucking scalies, right?" "Yeah." "You just come from there?" "Yeah." "R and R, but before then though, yeah." "Were you there when Bry Budd got killed?" "Team medic." "I saw him when he came in." "Brave fucker should get something for it." "Yeah, too right, mate." "Too right." "We spent five weeks up there with our arses hanging out." " I was there the night they hit the tower." " I heard about that." "There was Pete Thorpe, Hashmi and a terp listening to all the icomm chatter." "Told us to get down, knew something was coming, then it fucking took them all out." "Aye." " Anyway." "You on selection, that you?" " Yeah, maybe." "I fucked my knee on the hill two years ago." "One shot left." "Gill's not exactly crazy about it, like." "What, your missus?" " Fiancée." " Still do it though, yeah?" "My uncle's an SSM in Hereford, mate." "Wouldn't let me hear the end of it if I didn't." " How about you?" " I don't know... maybe in a few years." "Yeah, good." "Shh, shh, shh, shh." "Dog biscuits?" "Best mate's wife sends 'em out." " Yah." " There a lot of mines out there?" "Mate, this whole country's full of shit left behind when armies fucked off." "Roads, tanks, mujahideen." "Russians it was the mines." "Ten million fucking mines." "Come on." "God knows what we're going to leave behind." "Come on." "Aye up." "Looks like Kajaki Jon was right for once." "Definitely stopped that motor." "Yeah they're pulling them out the back." "It's two adults, looks like, two children." "Cash changing hands." "Well, that's an illegal vehicle checkpoint on the six one one, Corporal Pearson." "Militia threatening and extorting money from civilians." "Well that explains that fucking about last night." "Range?" "Two-five, two-eight?" " To far for a snipe." " Not from here, yeah." " What about a mortar?" " Nah, civvies." "There's a possible firing position, ridge to the south." "Brings 'em in range." "Dunno, there's a lot of deep ground out there." "Cannae see any ground sign." "Could take the goat track down." "Smudge's been laying trip flares down there, right?" "Well... at least it ain't just another day on Mount fucking Longer." "Fuck it." "We need to OK this with Spud, alright?" "Right, go and give the ladies a shout, get a plan together." "I'll meet you back here in twenty." "Hey, there's one for you here, Jar Head." "'Tanning Tips for Red Heads." "Comedy tips for cunts." "Right, who fancies a bimble?" " Yeah." "Yeah." " I do." "Cobalt Four Five." "Acknowledge Cobalt Four Five." "Cobalt Four Five, roger." "Nothing further to report." "Out." "Emerald Seven Nine, SITREP." "Nothing significant since last engagement at zero one hundred." "Critical request for three fifty battery re-sup." "Over." "Requests at the end of the show." "Up on the roof Bronze seven seven." "Over." "Go straight to RC South, Spud." "When I want your opinion I'll fucking give it to you, Prosser." "Right, change lads." "Cheers." "Admiring my Napoleonic combined arms assault tactics, are we Jay?" "Checkmate." "Watch and learn, hat." "Fuck it." "I should have just droned the shit out of you." "Once more unto the breach?" "Once more unto the fucking khazi." "Morning, mate." " Med kit?" " Yeah, mate, yeah." "Boys." "Let's make it quick, yeah?" "Fucking Ali." "Ali fucking Baba." "Bell end." "A" OK' d'?" "Yeah." " Youse are good to go'?" " Yes, mucker." "Faz is on fire support." "Jar Head's taking the three-fifty and he's a team medic." "Yeah, you get a sore throat down there you'll be in safe hands." "Alright." "Talk me through it." "Down the goats track to the south-east re-entrant to the wadi, up the slope to the west ridge." "Faz is rear man, and, Bomb Head's got eyes on so it's full cover." "Alright, ladies, radio check at the bottom." "I'll see you when you get back." "Fatty." "Anything happens to me down there, make sure you tell your mum I love her." "Will do." "Right, eyes on, boys." "Where's Ken?" "Don't make me go over there again, Sergeant." "Radio check, mate." "Hello Kilo Two." "This is Kilo Two Bravo, radio check, over." "Kilo Two, OK, over." "OK, out." "EXPLOSION" " Stu?" " Contact!" "Mortar!" "Stu!" "Fucking eyes on, yeah mate." "Fucking eyes on." "Calm it down, Stu, right." "Just leave the rifle." "I just lost my fucking finger, pal." "Don't tell me to fucking calm down." "Stu, Stu." "Listen to me." "You stepped on a fucking mine, mate, alright." "What?" "Fuck!" "Jesus fucking Christ!" "It's alright..." "Just fucking hold it, alright?" "Fuck." "Fuck!" " Fucking shit!" " Alright, nearly there, pal, alright?" "Just fucking bear with me, man." " Fucking tie..." "Fucking tie it!" "Shit!" " Shut the fuck up!" "Fuck!" "Shit!" "OK, OK, OK." "There it's on." "It's on." "It's on." "OK it's on." "Where the fuck's the three-fifty?" "Where the fuck is three-fifty?" "Fuck me!" "Right, Kilo Two." "Kilo Two Bravo, come in." "Kilo Two, this is Kilo Two Bravo, come in." "For fuck's sake!" "Stu, Chris, come on, man, man." "We've got a man down in the wadi!" "Faz, you tell them we need a cas evac fucking smart, alright!" "Now go!" "Go!" "Stu!" "Stu!" "Now fucking wake up." "Yeah." "You're gonna be alright, OK." "Yeah, well I'm fucking not, am I?" "No you are." "OK, listen to me, OK." "I'm gonna check you for other injuries, yeah." "Get some morphine into you, buddy." "Yeah?" "You just fucking hang tight, OK?" "Kilo Two Bravo." "Kilo Two Bravo." "Jar Head, what the fuck's going on?" "Did any youse see anything?" " No enemy movement." " Fuck." "Right." "I want eyes on them, I want eyes on the wadi." "If anything moves, fucking smash it." "OK lads, let's fucking go." "Kilo Five to Kilo Two." "What the fuck's going on over there?" "Kilo Two." "Mine strike." " Mine strike." " Kilo Two?" "Fuck!" " Zero, this is Emerald Seven Nine..." " Dave, Jay, Luke, Ken mine strike on Normandy." "Tug, man down, mate." "Med Bergen, let's go, yeah." " Anyone else got a med kit?" " One here, mucker." "Alright, get on, Jay and we'll follow." " I've got one." "Team medic." " Alright, good lad." " Come on, man down, boys." "Let's fucking go." " Mark." "Mark, you don't know what you're moving into." "Well, someone's got to fucking do it." "Faz, what the fuck's going on!" " Stu stood on a mine." " Fuck!" "How bad?" "His fucking leg's gone, mate." "Bomb Head." "Get a Nine Liner to Athens." "It's Stu Hale, confirmed." "P one, winch required." "Bastard!" "Come on Tug, one of our boys is fucking dying over there!" "There'll also be another one over here in a minute, fucking hell!" "Tug." "Mine strike on Normandy?" " That's what they said." " Get in." "Not long now, Stu." "Alright?" "Alright lads, the fucking cavalry's here." " Alright, Stu boy." "Smudge is here, mate." " Here, Smudge." "Get this would you, mate." "I've got it, I've got it." "Go on." "Go on, mate." "Guy, what the fuck have you done now, aye?" " How we doing Jar?" " Yeah." "Got a tourniquet on." "Given him a shot of morphine..." "in the good leg." "How we doing, big fella?" "Heard you screaming all the way from the top, you big homo." "Aye." "All I heard was 'Oh my leg!" "My fucking leg." "I thought to myself, here I know that big poofy voice." "You reckon I'll still be alright for selection, mucker?" "Course you will, buddy, alright." "You're gonna be fine." "I was fucking joking, mate." "Just sit tight, alright?" "We're gonna get you out of here." "Hey." "You alright, yeah?" "Maybe we can carry him up?" "I don't know, mate." "We need to keep him level." "One times P one casualty." "ZAP Hotel Zero Nine Eight Three." "Winch required." "Kilo Two to Kilo Five." "Hello Kilo Five, it's Kilo Two." "Fucking piece of fucking shit." "What's happening?" "Stu Hale went on a patrol." "Think he trod on a mine." "Where?" "Down the wadi." "Stu Pearson took Smudge to check him out." "There's no comms on the ground." "What's that?" "'I." "Am." "Gay." "Jar Head, mate, now's not the time." "Smudger." "You couldn't check my prick for me, mucker?" "Yeah, it's alright." "It's still there, still tiny." "Give us a fag, would you." "Watch your step, mate." "There's mines." "I've got a med kit." "Follow our line in, mush." " Yeah, you got it." " Rescue party's come down from Athens." "Mark's got a stretcher." "Fuck me!" " How you doing?" " Yeah, no fucking drama, mate." "It's still bleeding." "I got another tourniquet." "Hold on, Stu, yeah." "Hold on, mate." "Right, ju..." "Hey, give me a second, right." "Now, hold on." "Hold on, mate." "Fuck!" "Fucking..." "Fuck you!" "Well done." "Well done, mate." "Nearest secure HLS is Lancaster." "No emergency HLS identified at this time." "Winch requested." "Over." "Can casualty be extracted to HLS?" "Over." "Unknown." "Winch requested." "Over." "Wait out." "Heard you needed comms." "Eight oh eight." " How many have you got?" " Two more." "You stay here." "Give me the comms." "I'll take one up to Normandy, put the other on the ground with the medic." "Right, I'm Kilo Five Alpha." "Kilo Five Bravo, in the wadi." "Normandy stays Kilo Two." " Alright, let's go, come on." " Yeah." "You're doing brilliant, buddy." "You're doing absolutely fucking brilliant, alright?" "Keep the leg still, yeah?" "Any of youse know how to cannulate?" " Glad you could join us, Tug." " I'm faster downhill." "Fucking..." "Follow the line in, Mark." "Dressing to the knee." "Tug." "Tug, I'm out of dressings, mate." "Grab a stretcher, buddy." "There's still dripping on the stump here, mate." "OK, everybody." " Nothing left, mate, at all." " Shut the fuck up, now!" "Jar Head, get them buttons done." "Tell me what's going on, pal." "Alright, right leg as you see it, mate." " Right hand." " Yeah." " Damage to left leg." " Yeah." "Says his right knee's giving him jip, too." "I've strapped it off, given him a pen of morphine, marked it up." " I'm fucking shit out of med kit now, mate." " Right, Jay?" " SITREP, mate." " I applied a second tourniquet." " I've wrapped it up..." " We've got deep ground all round, buddy." "I've got the OP keeping an eye on us, but we don't want to get taken by surprise." "Alright." "Nicely done, lads." " Further mine threat?" " Fuck knows." "We need to assume there is." " Extraction?" " I've asked for a winch." "Good job." "Right lads, listen in." "We've a bloke on his arse so let's make him comfortable." "Smudge, get some cover on him, mate." "Luke join Foreman on stag." "Kenny, you mucker mark the safe route in, clear the area around Stu." "Check your immediate space, fellas." "Stand only on proven safe route." " Jonesy get on Athens, check on cas evac." " Right, Stuart..." "Stick your ball..." "ball your hand on my fist, yeah?" "Dave." "Nobody else in or out without my say so, buddy, alright?" "What's our call sign?" "Kilo Two Bravo, mate." "But you won't get any response from that one." "Just fucking try it!" "Hello Kilo Five, this is Kilo Two." "Bravo, over." "Hello Kilo Five, this is Kilo Two Bravo." "Radio check, over." "Always get the crap jobs, eh, Ken." "Down the wadi." "Follow the goat track." "We got comms." "Hey, radio check when you're in." "Alright lads, this isn't working, we need to get that" "Bergen underneath his knee, keep it elevated, yeah." " Smudge?" " Cool." "Let's get this med pack underneath his head, Jarhead." " Yeah, just watch his spine, pal." " Cheers." "Tanning tips for redheads, eh?" "Wait." "I think I found something." "No, it's just a rock." "Jesus, Ken." " Hey, hey..." " I'm sorry lads, I'm sorry." "Come on, listen." "It's important that we clear the rocks out as well." "You know, in case we want to come down and plant some fucking cabbages one day." "Right, Stu." "Looks like you might have a break above the knee." "Nothing I can do now, but I've given you another stick of morphine, yeah?" "I know it chafes but you're not dying today, yeah." "You're a strong fucker, you're gonna be alright." "Onto the fucking paperwork." " Tug." " Yes, mate." "Give us a fag, would you mate?" "Mate, just one fucking bine." "What's it gonna do?" "Blow my other fucking leg off?" "You fucking legend, mate." "I won't tell on you if you don't tell on me." "Stable down here, Mark." "How we doing on cas evac?" "Nobody else in, mate." "I've got comms from Normandy." "The medic can come in, Dave, no one else." "Be my guest." "Marked route, pal." "You're Kilo Five Bravo." "Spud's Kilo Five Alpha and Normandy's Kilo Two." "Cheers, pal." "Alex, how are you for fluids, pal?" "Hello Kilo Five Alpha, this is Kilo Five Bravo, Over." "Kilo Five Alpha, what's the status on casualty, over." "Corporal Hale is P one." "Stable but needs immediate evac, Spud." "Can casualty be moved to Normandy for evac?" "Over." " Wait out." "Medics, can we carry him out?" " Well, he's stable when he's flat." "At an angle there's a chance he could bleed out or bleed in." " We need a winch, pal." " That's what I've been saying." "We've got a stretcher." "We should have enough bodies to keep him level." "Have you seen how fucking steep it is?" "Just cut the corner, go up the re-entrant." "No way are we leaving the path." "I'm saying stick tight, wait here for the heli." "That's my opinion." "Mark, what you thinking?" "We need to pull him away from the rocks." "Get him in the open." "There, the raised bank." "Alright." "Right lads, listen up." "I need two bodies to help clear a route over there." "Kilo Five Alpha, send, over." "Kilo Five Bravo, preparing to move." "Tidy, step in." "I want youse on your belt buckles, shoulder to shoulder." "I'm gonna follow youse with the flags." "Roger." "Wait out." "Come on, lads, let's fucking move." "You're seeing this?" "Kilo Two to Kilo Five Alpha." "Taliban movement on the six one one." "Might be headed your way." "Roger Kilo Two, keep your eyes on it." "Kilo Five Alpha to all call signs." "Be advised, enemy movement in the vicinity of Tangi." "Possible threat to Kilo Five Bravo position." "Wait out." "I might as well be prodding a fucking car park." "At least if it's this hard they won't detonate if you walk over 'em." "I don't think that's how it work." "One here, boss." "Just mark it buddy and then deviate." "So I killed lots of people but I'm not a soldier?" "Correct." " Killed myself?" " Yeah." "Hanged yourself, I think." "What am I some kind of fucking serial killer or something?" " Correct." " Fucking prick." "Same again barman, yeah?" "How many's he had now?" "That's his third." "Stu?" "You got a bleed on on the left leg, mate." "Nothing major." "Just gonna tie you off, pal, alright?" "Better safe..." " Am I Fred West?" " No." " This is the last from Normandy." " Nice one, Prosser." "Cheers Jonesy." " I'm alive?" " No." "Kilo Five Bravo, ETA on cas evac, over." "Wait out." "Look out." "Kilo Five inbound." "ETA on task one zero minutes." "Over." "Confirm minutes one zero." "Over." "Confirm." "Wait out." "You hear that, Stu?" "Ten minutes, pal." "What they sending, Mark?" "They'll send what they send." "They gonna touch down or..." "Tug, we'll work it out, fuck." "Stu!" "Path safe." " Alright." "Moving day, gents." " Right." "You, you, you and you on Stu." "You guys grab anything that's left." "Strong grip." "My count, on three." "One, two, three." " Strain." "One, two, three." " Here we go." "Somebody get my rifle." " Cheers, mucker." " Yeah, I've got it, mate." " That alright?" " Yeah." "Here, Jonesy, give us your Bergen, pal." "You alright up there, Stu?" "Like the Maharajah of Helmand Province, aren't you." "You want to peel me a grape?" "Nah, but I've got a couple of ripe plums here, if you want." "Kilo Five Bravo to Kilo Five Alpha." "Casualty moved to pick-up point." "ETA on cas evac." "Over." "Hello Kilo Five Alpha, this is Kilo Five Bravo." "Over." "Do you need anything else?" "Kilo Two to Kilo Five Bravo." "Your man's on the TACSAT to the JOC." "Cas evac options are fluid, believe we have Black" "Hawks inbound to you from Kandahar." "Wait out." "Job guys." "Cas evac inbound." "I need over-watch from all of you, got that?" "Stretcher bearers and Tug stay with Stu." "All other personnel, thank you for your help, boys, and you can all fuck off now." " Cheers crap hat." " Endex." "Stuey, smile for the camera, buddy." "Stu." " Fancy getting a photo?" " Alright." "Where's my Bergen?" "Fuck, sorry mate." "I took it over there." " That's one for the khazi, that one." " Stu!" " Bring that other med Bergen out with you, yeah?" " Will do." "You alright, Mark?" "You smash those fuckers tonight, yeah?" "Will do, buddy." "With fucking pleasure." "You faggots, stop flirting." "If you're the Russians, you know, seventy-nine, eighty and you're defending Normandy..." "Where'd you lay your APs?" " Try not to fuck it up from here, aye?" " Dead ground on approaches to the OP." " Why, what's up?" " Dunno." "What the fuck are mines doing down here, mate?" "For fuck's sake." "Fuck." "I'm down." "Lads I'm down." "GROANS" "Fuck." "My leg." "My fucking leg!" " Stu, wait, I'm coming." " Jay, Smudge, get the fuck back!" "Stand fast, Smudge, the whole place is fucking loaded." "I stood on a fucking..." "Safe route is not fucking safe, man." "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Let's go." "Somebody get me some fucking morphine." " Fuck." "Fuck." "Fuck off." " It's alright, Stu." " Let me do my job, buddy." "Let me do my job." " Leave me!" "Fucking leave me!" " Stuey..." "Stu." " Fuck!" "Fucking hell." " Was it fucking Stu?" " Come on." "Come keep your shit together." " Alex, do you need any kit?" " Get off me." "Leave me." "Just fucking leave me." " Right, all done." " Nice and tight, mate." "Yup." " Get ready to take his leg." " No!" "Right." "Fuck!" "Fuck!" " OK, all done." " Any kit out?" "Right, move it." " Fuck." "Fuck!" " OK, mate." " Fucking hell!" "It really...!" " Right, alright..." " Fuck!" " What kit have you got?" " Fuck!" " Mate, where's your fucking Bergen?" "He was carrying it." "What have you got?" "Morphine, tourniquet, saline, dressing." "One of each." "Ken, elevate the leg!" "What do you need, pal." "Let me know." "Stay there, Tug." "Just fucking stay with Stu." " Mark." "Now Mark do you need me in there?" " Stand firm, Jar Head." "No one in." "Help yourself here." "Here take the fucking leg." "Kilo Two to Kilo Five Bravo." "SITREP, over." " Take his leg." " Yeah." " His leg, mate." " Move it, move." " You got it?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Kilo Five Bravo." "Mine strike, Stu Pearson." "P one, left leg." "Notify cas evac need for second winch." "Over." "Kilo Two to Kilo Five Bravo." "It's a negative on the winch." "Over." "Say again." "I was informed Black Hawk was inbound, over." "We'll get you out of there." "Just hang tight, Bravo." "OK, wait out." "Going to fucking shit!" " Come on." " Fuck you!" "Can we not just take him over the ridge?" "Right, there's a... there's a route up to Normandy already." "It's already fucking marked." "Just take 'em up there." "Enough is e-fucking-nough we're getting blown up here!" "Smudge, Smudge, Smudge." "Did you not just see what happened to your pal, Stu?" " Yeah!" " The fucking whole place is charged, mate." "We're going nowhere." "Fucking sit down." "Turn your fucking head around and don't look anywhere except for up there." "Just don't look at him, alright?" "See, you hear that?" "Angels with fucking wings." "Fuck me." "Fuck!" "That's not a Black Hawk." "Chopper inbound." "Laid them in fucking threes, didn't they?" "What's that, pal?" "Fucking APs." "Fuck." "Hit the guy treating the first victim." "Maximum clusterfuck." "That's a Chinook." "They'll be dropping the MERT at Lancaster." "How you doing, fella?" "You alright?" "Save my nuts, Doc." "That's all I ask." "Fuck." "Hey." "Your nuts are fine." " Fuck." "Alex, it's still bleeding, mate." " What?" "Yeah, alright, smart." " This is my last tourniquet." " Fuck!" " Boys... this fucking minefield." " Alright, mate." "Alright." "Fuck!" "Here's something to put on it." "Alright." " Right, hold this fucking leg too." " Yeah, brother." " Fuck you!" " Alright, mate, we've got you." "Kilo Five Bravo to all Kilos." "We have a Chinook inbound." "Please confirm this is not our cas evac, over?" " Snoop, you got a med pack?" " Kilo Four, affirmative." "Nah." "Kilo Five Bravo." "Cas evac inbound." " Luke, med pack?" " Nah, I got nothing, mate." "Recommend move casualty to HLS nearby." "Over." "Negative." "Confirm, we have two, repeat, two P ones requiring cas evac." "Movement impossible due to location being minefield..." "Chinook unsuitable for pick-up due to location being minefield." "Request HH sixty with winch as previously indicated." "Location is a fucking minefield." "Over." "Chinook only asset available at present." "Over." "Can I have direct comms with Chinook?" "Negative Kilo Five Bravo, comms via JTAC to Apache to Chinook." " Whoever this is, come in." " Go ahead, Bravo." "Suggest Chinook enter via re-entrant to south west." "Back wheels down onto the rocks." "We'll drop smoke." "We may be able to load one casualty this way." "Over." " Wait out." " You fucking wait out, pal." "Kilo Two to Kilo Five Bravo." "They're not gonna land in a minefield, buddy." "Just sit tight." "Hey!" "Drop smoke." "We need to show him where to touch down, yeah." "Not land in the fucking wadi." "This is a hot HLS, repeat, mines, over." "The fucking rocks." "Land on the rocks." " What's he fucking saying?" " He wants to bring him over." "Alright, let's do it then." "No fucking way." "That's thirty metres to fucking carry him." " You fuck off!" " Bring him on!" "We fucking wait!" "We get them to send in the ATOs, clear us a fucking path out." "Ammunitions Technical Officer." "ATO, fucker." "ATO." "ATO." "What the fuck are they doing?" "ATO." " TO." "Take off." " It's like the fucking YMCA." "ATO." " Charlie, what's going on?" " They're not moving." "They're signalling something." "I can't work it out." "What's going on, mate?" "The airframe's here, but we can't get you fucking over there." "For fuck's sake." "Any call sign, tell the bird to clear the fuck out of here!" "This is a hot HLS, repeat, mines." "Over." "They are posing a major risk to themselves and to us!" "Jar Head, SITREP." "Jar Head, SITREP." " Jar head!" " Yeah?" "Fucking SITREP." "Mark's taken it in the chest and Stu's been hit again." "And the mews down." "Alex." "Alex?" "OK?" "OK?" "Jar Head, get him out of here, man." "Fucking get that man up." "Fucking get him out of here." "You do not let that fucking man drop!" "Come on man, get your arse over here." "Get him out." "Help him out!" "It's alright, mate, come on." "Tug!" "What do I do?" "Tug, what do I fucking do?" "Tug!" "Tug!" "Tug, what do I fucking do?" "You Fu..." "Somebody get that." " I'm fucking dying, man." " What do I do?" "Just hang fucking tight, Mark." "I'm gonna get you out of here." "Come and help me out!" "Tug!" "Tug, what we doing?" "Prosser!" "Triage!" "Prosser!" "Triage!" "Mark's got wounds to the chest." "It's pretty fucking ugly." "Stu's been hit again but..." "I can't see where, there's fuck loads of blood." "Where's the fucking chopper?" "And Ken's got no fucking idea." "And what med kit have you got?" "Fuck all!" "I left the day sack over there." "It's still got a bit of stuff left." "OK." "Ken." "Ken, should be a day sack near you." "Can you see it?" "Yeah, yeah it's here." "Alright, pal." "Can you try and reach it for me?" "Ken, fucking hell." " He's gonna set off another..." " Ken, Ken!" "Don't worry about it, mate." "We'll fucking sack it off, mate." "Don't worry we'll try something else." "Wait, I'm nearly there." "Ken, don't do it!" "No!" "No, Ken, fucking don't!" "I've got it!" "I've got it!" "Oh, God." "OK, what's it got?" "IV fluids." "Some dressings." " Two sticks of morphine." "That's it." " Tourniquet." "Has it got a tourniquet?" "No, no." "That's all there is." "Ken, listen to me." "You need to get those dressings to Mark's chest." "Yeah, you need to make your way over there." "Now, Ken." "OK." "OK." "OK." "OK, I'm here." "I'm here." "Right then..." "I want you to use a rifle sling to tourniquet his arm, yeah?" "And that'll stop the bleeding." "Alright?" "Ken, catch." " OK..." "OK." " That's it, tourniquet his arm." "And try to cannulate and get some IVs into him." "That's it, tourniquet his arm." "Yeah." "No, just stop." "Mark." "Mark, I've got to!" " You need to try to cannulate." " Mark!" "Just a circle, mucker." "Tie it in a circle and put it round his arm, alright mate?" "Put it round his arm and tie it tight, it'll stop the bleeding." "Nobody's asking you to do open fucking heart surgery, Ken." "Where, Prosser!" "Where do you want me to fucking tie it?" "His arm is barely fucking hanging on!" "Mark, please." "Please, Mark, please." "Fuck off!" "Someone get me out." "Fucking hell." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright, alright, Ken, Ken, Ken." "Just forget the tourniquet." "Use the t-shirt, plug the fucking hole." "OK, let me..." " Mark, stop." "Mark." " Prosser." " Where's the fucking Motorola?" " Fucking stop, mate!" "OK, OK, OK." "Must have gone up with Mark." "Ken." "Ken, look at me." "You're doing a fucking great job, alright mucker." "Fucking hell!" "Fucking wait." "Sit, sit down." "Tug." "If you get yourself pinged halfway we've got ourselves a whole new nightmare." "But I'm the only..." "I'm the only medic and this is the only fucking med kit." "You were just telling Smudge not to be a dick, right don't do anything stupid." "Yeah, but this is stupid." "It is a bit fucking stupid." "Yeah but I've got a plan." " Listen, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop." " Easy, mate, what is it?" "Come on." "What's up." "It's my fucking lung." "Fucking hell." "You're supposed to land on the fucking thing." "Fuck off." "OK." "OK." "OK..." "OK." "OK." " That's much better." " Fuck off!" "OK." "OK, now." "OK." "OK." "OK..." "Come on you fucking pussy." "Fucking hell." "What are you doing, Tug?" "You can shut up, Mark." "Before I change my fucking mind." "It's too fucking dangerous." "Stop it." "I need you to put a tube in me." " What?" " You're a... team medic." "No, mate, no." "No, no that was, that was two days in Belfast, man." "Two fucking years ago." "Piece of piss." "I put one in a Terry a few weeks ago." "What's your name?" " What..." " I said..." " Harvey." " What's your name?" "Jar Head." "Jar Head." "My right lung's collapsed." "If you don't cut me... stick this in my chest, I'll stop breathing and die." "Second rib." "Mid clavicular." "I've asked you once, I can't ask again." "Just cut me." "Fucking..." "Halfway, Tug." "Fucking awesome." "It's like watching him mount his missus." "Fucking hell..." "What the fuck am I doing?" "Fuck..." "Fuck it." "Sod's law you get pinged on the way back anyhow." "Here, I thought I told you about not walking into a room until you know how you're walking out of there." "OK." "OK." "You can fucking do this." "You can fucking do this." "You can fucking do this." "Why the fuck not." "You can fucking do this!" "Fuck it." "OK." "OK." "It's alright." "I trust you." "Second rib." "Just go, right." " Three..." " Hey!" "Doctor coming down." "Fuck's sake." "Thank fuck for that." "Tension pneumothorax." " What?" " Tension pneumothorax." "Right side." "I need it released, now." "Fuck you, fucking fuck." "Sh..." "Where's my camera?" " I need my fucking photos." " Tug." "Hold him still, buddy." " He's gonna set off another f..." " Stu, stop fucking moving, mate." " I need my fucking camera." " Alright, alright, alright." "We'll get your photos, just stop fucking moving, please." "Hey, pal, cas evac." "Ken, you got a drink of water, mate, I'm fucking dying here." "No, no, no, I'm out, mate." "Tug." "Have you got any water?" "What?" "You want me to pop back and get some?" "And water!" "Casualty evacuation, ten minutes." "Barlow." "Heads up." "Thank fuck for that." "Here, Mark." "OK." "You got it." "OK." " OK, next one." " Cas evac, ten minutes." "Yeah." " Yeah." " Always fucking." "God damn it!" "What the fuck is going on down there?" "Fuck!" "Fuck it..." "What is so fucking... man!" "Fuck!" "Tug, Tug fucking help me." "Fucking help me." "OK." "Ken, Ken, I'll get to you when I can, OK?" "There's a tourniquet and a morphine pen, yeah." " You know what you're fucking doing, lad." " Tug!" "Be with you in a minute, man." "Be with you in a minute." "Tug, I need some fucking morphine." "OK, OK." "Oh, god!" "I need some fucking morphine." "Yeah, I'm with you, Stu." "I'm with you." "Prosser!" " I think my lung's fucked." " OK, mate." "I need you to lean on your side, don't let any shit drain into the good one, yeah." "Lean up on that rock there." "Tug, please." "Stu, have a pen, yeah?" "Find somewhere soft, give it ten." "That's your lot, alright?" "Thanks, mate." "What are we going to do with you?" "Fuck, you." "Alright, mate." "Alright, OK." "Where's the fucking blood going?" "You're alright, pal." "I got you." "Bite down." "You only stay with us now, OK?" "Lad it's alright." "Yeah, take it easy now, alright." "Hold on a minute." "Any minute the helicopter's gonna come, right?" "Stay with us, now, OK?" "Prosser, are we ready?" "Hold on." "Alright, lads." "ZAP numbers on my say, yeah." "Give the medics a head start." "Half a fucking job, Ken." "Could have done it a lot better myself, but it'll do for now." " It still fucking hurts!" " You've had your left pin nipped off, pal." "It's meant to hurt, but the morphine'll kick in soon, yeah." "OK, OK, go." "Alright, Stu." "Go, pal." "I cannae..." " I cannae fucking remember." " Don't be a fucking bender, Stu." "It's important information, it could save your fucking life, pal." "Cool it, Mark, cool it, Mark, cool it." "Stu, go!" "Pearson, Corporal, SH, 3 Para..." "Papa, six four three nine." "P1, left fucking peg." "Sorry, sorry, wait, Papa what?" "Papa six four three nine." "OK, and a, a left, what?" "Jesus fucking Christ, anyone here speak gangsta?" "Sorry." "Right." "Got it now." "Ken, you're up next, pal." "Go on." "Barlow." "Fusilier." " How about you, mate?" "How you doing?" " AL." "2 RRF." "Yeah, I'm alright." "I think I might get a tan out of this, though." " Here." " Bravo five..." "Keep an eye on Stu, yeah." "He's all over the fucking shop." "He's slamming the morphine sticks like they're fucking voddies." "How's it look?" "Barlow, Fusilier, AL, 2RRF." " AL?" "Thought you were called fucking Ken?" " Bravo five three seven six..." "P1." "My name's Andy." " Why you called Ken?" " Don't be a spaz, Tug." "Ken Barlow?" "Ken fucking Barlow?" "Ken fucking Barlow!" "OK, OK, pal." "Alright, alright." "Here you are, Stu, pal." "Let's get some water on board." " Hey." " What, pal?" " What's your name, scalie?" " Jonesy, Jones." " It's a shit nickname." " You do any better?" " Stu." " That's not a nickname." "Stu Hale." "Haley." "I..." " I tried to get them to go for Halo." " Nice." " But Stu stuck." " So... what do they call the other Stu?" "Stu." "Someone needs to look at that." "It's all my fault, isn't it?" "No." " It's not your fault, mate." " Don't talk like that, mucker." "Think about getting out of here." "Think about your family." "Yeah." "Hey, yeah." "Have you got any kids?" "Jimmy." "He's, five." "He's, he's a good kid." "An..." "And I got another one on the way..." "Yeah." "Smudge." "You tell Shannon, yeah..." "You tell her if it's a boy you fucking tell her to call him Alexander, yeah?" "And if it's a girl, call her Sofia." "Would you do that mate, for me, yeah?" " I need you to fucking do that for me." " Shut up!" "No, I'm not gonna tell her that." "I'm not gonna tell her anything." "Right, cause if I need to clear a route with my bare fucking hands all the way to Camp Bastion" "I'm getting you out of this gash pit." "Do you hear me?" "And it's not gonna be, what is it, Sofia, fucking Alexander it'll be fucking Smudge Junior, or Smudgella." "And I'll tell you something else, mush, you're gonna fucking make selection and all." "You're gonna be the first fucking one-legged, bunny-hopping badge there's ever been, alright?" "So none of this fucking platform four, self-pity fucking bullshit." "We spent too much BST getting you this far." "We haven't given up on you, the least you could do is not give up on us, you cunt." "Jesus, Smudge, easy on." " 'Gash pit'." " Shut the fuck up." "Fucking beautiful." "Shit." "Tug, it still fucking hurts." "The morphine'll work, pal." "You just got to give it time." "It's been a fucking hour, man." "It's been half an hour, Ken." "Let me tell you something, Ken." "The more you shout, the faster your heartbeat, the quicker you'll bleed out." "Alright, so it's for your own good, and ours, just shut your fucking jimmy, alright." "OK, OK." "Alright, Mark, I'm just gonna have another look at this, yeah?" "It's gonna fucking hurt so bite down, mate." "OK." "Right, all of you." "Just fucking... ignore this next bit, yeah, ignore what I fucking say." "Jay, Smudge." "I'm gonna talk shit for a bit to keep things moving, alright?" "Just fucking... everyone fucking ignore what I say, OK?" "Right, listen to me, you pricks!" "We've been waiting for this chopper for three fucking hours." "And if it don't come soon, and I'm talking now, people are gonna start dying down here." "Minutes, alright, that's what we've fucking got." "You have to fucking sort it out!" "Cas evac." "How long?" "Just gonna catch forty winks, lads." " Stu." " While Cathy gets her nails done." "No fucking Kraut's getting this deck chair off me." "Stu, don't go to sleep, man." "Unless they want a fucking set to..." " Stu, you're talking shit, pal." " I'm up, I'm up." "Sorry, man." "Fuck." "I'm back in the room, lads." "I'm back in the room." "Fuck." "Hey, lads." "I'd kill anybody right now for a cold tin of brew, so is." "That's it, mate." "Cheerful fucking thoughts." " Mark, you're getting married, so I hear." " Aye." "November." "Just as well lads, think my wanking days are over." "Might need to get my suit re-measured though." "Think she can fucking recognise me?" "Course she fucking will." " Mark?" " Aye?" "You gonna, you gonna have a big piss-up afters?" "You bet you." "Minto Hotel." "Bells and whistles." "Yeah?" "If we get out of this, you, you lads are all coming, yeah." " Cash bar?" " Fuck you." "Fucking cash bar." "Fucking arse." "Free bar, fuck, free bar." "Fucking hell." "That's diamond." "I'm gonna fucking go all out." "Aye?" "I haven't been legless since February." "You don't need to fucking worry about that anymore, do you, Barlow?" "I'm gonna be fucking legless every night, now." "Ken Barlow." "Hey, lads." "I just realised, we don't need to worry about the third mine anymore." "Good old Ken's fucking found it for us." "Cheers Ken!" " Always getting dicked, mate." " The really funny thing is boys... they didn't get fucking planted here, they all just washed off the hill and down to the river beds." "There could be fucking hundreds of them..." "All around here." "All around us." "Great place for a fucking bimble, lads." "Quick snipe, then it's tea and fucking medals." "Cas evac, ten minutes." "What's his name..." "fucking, urn, Jeffery Dahmer?" "No." "Two more." "Jack the Ripper." "No." "Last guess, make it a good one." "Come on, give me, give me some more..." " What did you say?" " 'Rules is rules, Stu." "I just had my fucking leg blown off, mate." "Is that how it's gonna be now?" "'Oh, my poor leg." "Lend us a quid, Smudge." "Alright, fuck off." " Hannibal Lector?" " Nah." "Let's call it quits." "Harold Shipman." "Harold fucking who?" "Harold Shipman, the doctor of death." "No, I've never heard of him." "Of course you have." "He killed, like, two-hundred people, maybe more." "He's not, like, fucking world famous, is he?" "He's from your neck of the woods." "You know exactly who I'm talking about." " Well, there's not a fucking plaque to him." " He's up there." "You'd be surprised." "We're never getting out of here." "I reckon you made him up." "Ten minutes." "Kenneth Arthur Barlow." "Hey, Ken!" " It still fucking hurts." " Yeah, that's good, mucker." "If it's hurting it means you're alive, mate." "Alright?" "Stu." "Stu, punch your card." " My camera..." " ..." "Fucking camera, pal." "I need more fucking morphine." "You take the pain, Stu." "You're a big lad, you'll be alright." "Mark?" "No fucking snoozing, boys, yeah?" " Prosser?" "You with us?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Keep talking to me, Prosser." "Talk about what?" "You tell me, pal." "We could talk about the weather." "Short, fucking conversation." "Tell you what, I'm trying to think if I've had worse birthdays than this." "And I've had some shit ones." "When I was eight, my... mum and dad clean out fucking forgot." "All day long I was thinking they're just pretending." "They're gonna spring this monster fucking surprise on me." "Even when I'm having my tea in the bath getting into fucking bed..." "I'm thinking, 'These guys are good." "Then they shut the door, turned out the lights and that was it." "I cried like a burst fucking drain." " Then they came back in though, yeah?" " No." "No." "They fucking forgot." "But this is shitter." "Well, we can do something about that, can't we boys?" "Stu." "Ken, Mark." "Happy birthday to you!" "Right, come on boys, fucking loud, Stu." "Happy birthday to you!" "Louder!" "Happy birthday, David Prosser, happy birthday to you!" "One more time, boys, loud." "Nice and loud, let him hear you." "Happy birthday to you!" " Ken, let's hear you." " OK." "Happy birthday, David Prosser, happy birthday to you!" "Happy birthday to you." "Happy bir..." "Tug." "Stay on fucking target, man." "My leg still fucking hurts." "Tug, this fucking morphine isn't working." "There ain't no more, Ken." "Tug." "Tug, give me another stick." "Don't you fucking drop." "Just fucking give it me, pal." "Don't you drop, Stu." "Don't you dare fucking drop." "You hang in there, mate." "You fucking hear me?" "We're 3 Para and we're going to get through this together." "We are 3 fucking Para." "Remember the fucking history, boys." "Arnhem, Mount Longdon." "Fucking Kajaki, now." "We are 3 fucking Para." "Don't you dare fucking drop." "We are 3 fucking Para." "Utrinque Paratus." "'Ready for fucking anything'." "You fucking hear me?" "Lancashire is wonderful!" "Lancashire is wonderful!" "It's full of tits fanny and Wanderers." "Lancashire is wonderful..." "Water?" " What?" " Water." "There we go." "That's it, pal." " OK?" " I'm good." "I'm finished." "Fucking... it's disgusting, man." "Hey, give us a minute, man." "I think I've got a bottle of champagne in the fucking bag." "Looks like you're out of luck, mate." " It's funny..." " What's that?" "My mum always said I was born under a lucky star." "How?" "Kept on winning things, you know, like raffles and stuff." "Yeah." "I won her a pair of diamond earrings at the Sabre Centre." "She always wore them when I came home." "And I've always felt lucky." "My life." "My job." "Gill." "So lucky." "You're no' fucking wrong, Mark." "You're the luckiest guy I know, mate." "You could sail through a shit storm, buddy and come out smelling of fuckin' roses." "There you go." "You'll come out of this as well, too, pal." "I think my luck's run out, guys." "No, pal, you just gotta..." "you just gotta hold on." "Just hold on, pal." "I'm cold, Tug." "I'm fucking cold." "Not long now, Mark." "We'll have you out of here." "I'm going, I can feel it, I'm fucking dying..." "No, you're... you're not." " I am." " No, you're not." "You're alright..." "Fine..." "Tell Gill that I love her." "Tell her I want her to be happy..." "want her to marry some other fella." "I ain't fuckin'..." "Shut up with all that shit now." "Tell my mum and dad that I love them." "Tell them have a piss-up on me at the Minto." "No cash bar." "Tell them to look after my dog." " You fuckin' getting this?" " I'm with you." "Shut the fuck up, Mark." "This time next week, mate... we're gonna be drinking cold lager in the Fox, buddy." "Telling our fuckin' war stories." "Impressin' the fuckin' locals, eh?" "Tell my uncle that I died being a good soldier?" "A good Para." "Would do, mate, but you're not fuckin' dying, eh, you big squeeze." " We'll get you out of here..." " Yeah." "Just fuckin' hold on, pal." "You hold on." " Fuck!" " Fuck!" "No!" "Cover up!" "Tell him it's a fuckin' mine field!" " It's a minefield." " It's a fucking mine field!" "Fuckin' mine field!" "Hey!" "No!" "It's a fuckin' mine field!" "Watch your step." "Hang on!" "Wait till your guys know." "It's a mine field." "Right." "Right guys, come on." "Let's get him over there now." " See you fuckin' soon, man." "Alright?" " Give me my fucking rifle!" "Watch your heads, right, lads!" "Watch your fuckin' heads!" "Alpha, we're extracting the..." "LZ... zero point." "On point." "Copy that." "Over here, critical!" "Morphine." "One." "Morphine." "One." "He's got a bad bleed on the right side." "Alright, Mark?" "Mark!" "You with me!" "You're up!" "You're up!" "OK, got him." " Prepare to change." " Let's get this guy loaded on." "This guy's a fuckin' hero." "Stu?" "Can you hear me?" "Can you hear me?" " Is he OK?" " He's gonna be alright, buddy." "Out... stop." "Right, take over." "And away." "Did they all get out?" "Yes, Mark." "They all got out." "Mark?" "Mark?" "Crash!" "Need morphine." "Any of you who were in there" "I want you down on the HLS." "Get yourselves checked out." "Emerald Seven Nine, confirm D3s." "Over." "Zero, nothing good." "Out." "Cobalt Four Five." "Team close." "Over." "Emerald Seven Nine confirmed merge." "Wheels up." "Over." "Bronze Seven Seven." "Movement on eastern edge of Wombat Wood... can Hermes get eyes up?" "Over." "Zero." "No, I say again." "I need a lock-stat on the MERT." "Over." "Emerald Seven Nine." "Roger." "We need fast air now... bravos quick." "Over." "Cobalt Four Five." "Contact." "RPG firing point in the vicinity of Kilo Five Two." "Over." "Bronze Seven Seven." "Contact." "Wait out." "Zero, this is Cobalt Four Five." "That's contact with IBF." "Wait out." "Cobalt Four Five, this is zero." "Roger your request for fast air." "Be advised no MERT available for cas evac at this time." "Stand by for alternate." "Over." "Zero." "Cobalt Four Five." "Roger your last." "Sit rep comprehensive... with multiple firing points." "Over." "Zero." "Bronze Seven Seven." "S.A.L.T. Sierra, unknown." "Alpha, two times RPGs." "Lima, India, hotel, six seven nine five, four five seven seven." "Tango sixteen zero eight hours." "Alpha, engaging with fifties, fifty-ones and eighty-ones." "Over." "Emerald Seven Nine." "Acknowledged." "Over." "Bronze Seven Seven." "No further activity." "TIC closed." "Over." "Cobalt Four Five." "Contact mortar." "Wait out." "Bronze Seven Seven." "Contact rocket attack." "Wait out." "Cobalt Four Five." "Sierra, unknown." "Alpha, ...mortars and rocket fire." "Lima, not seen." "Tango, one six three one hours." "Alpha, to follow." "Engaging known firing points and request fast air." "Over." "Bronze Seven Seven." "P1 critical." "Have you got an update on the MERT?" "Over." "Bronze Seven Seven." "Zero." "Acknowledged." "You are priority, however be aware there are multiple TICS at other locations." "Timings may fit to the right." "Over." "Zero." "This is Sandstone Two Eight." "That's show of force complete." "I can confirm at the AMP checkpoint you are to provide over-watch onto the DC now." "Over." "Emerald Seven Nine to Hitman One Five." "Confirm happy friendlies." "Happy target clear of Kilo Two Bravo's ordinance." "In from the north." "Call for clearance." "Call stores." "Cobalt Four Five." "Cas rep one times P1." "One times..." "Zero." "Roger." "Cas evac inbound Sangin." "ETA with you in figures one hour." "I say again." "One hour." "Can you hold on?" "Over." "Cobalt Four Five." "Contact." "Wait out." "Hitman One Five." "Negative." "BDA unsuccessful." "Request re-attack." "Bronze Seven Seven." "Contact." "Wait out." "Zero north." "Say again." "Zero, this is Cobalt Four Five..." "Sit rep." "DC has been over-run." "AMP now appear to be re-joined towards the visual HQ." "Over." "Bronze Seven Seven." "Contact." "Rocket attack." "Wait out." "Cobalt Four Five." "Casualty sit rep OK." "Over..." "Up to a thousand Taliban in..." "unsuccessful attack, request..." "Sandstone Two Eight, Sandstone Two Eight this is zero..." "Zero." "Sandstone Two Eight." "Contact mortars..." "Standby for..." "Over." "Can I get an ETA on the MERT..." "Bronze Seven Seven." "Sit rep." "Over." "Hello, Bronze Seven Seven." "This is zero." "Message." "Over." "Bronze Seven Seven." "Sit rep." "No change." "Over." "Hello, Cobalt Four Five." "Hello, Cobalt Four Five." "This is zero." "Stand by for small data." "Over." "Cobalt Four Five." "Sit rep." "No movement." "Over." "Hello, Sandstone Two Eight, Sandstone Two Eight." "This is zero." "Radio check." "Over." "Zero." "Sandstone Two Eight." "I've got no movement." "Over." "Zero." "You're unworkable." "Switch to other means." "Out." "Sandstone Two Eight." "My look stat." "Grid, Lima hotel, one one four two, four eight six zero." "Moving to higher ground for..." "at grid Lima hotel, one two five zero, four five eight zero." "Good so far?" "Sandstone Two Eight." "I've RV'd with chief of police." "Taliban still hold the bridge north of the DC." "I've got no eyes on it at this time." "Over." "Sandstone Two Eight." "Sandstone Two Eight." "Zero." "Roger." "Be aware that Kajaki TIC is closed." "So we have prioritized your location." "Standby for ETA on cas evac." "Over." | {
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"Flynn: [Exhales]" "That is much better than yesterday." "Well, it has to be, otherwise, they'll never let me go home." "I've told everyone here that I am bringing you back to my place." "No, enough is enough." "I..." "I can't keep being a patient at your condo." "[Knock on door] Lieutenant, good morning!" "You ready for a walk around the block?" "That's it." "You've got it, Lieutenant." "[Sighs]" "You don't have to keep calling me lieutenant, okay?" "Ohh, are you gonna arrest me for calling you lieutenant, Lieutenant?" "[Sighs] A month ago" "I was going to the gym about four times a week." "Ohh, how are we doing?" "Who's this "we" you're talking about?" "[Gasps] Okay." "All right." "Andy, if you fall and break something, you'll be here even longer." "Come on." "Okay." "Good point." "I don't want to fall." "Nothing on the fifth level." "Meet me on the fourth floor." "Provenza:" "Where are we?" "Sykes:" "Still looking for the guy's car." "Huh." "Why us for a suicide?" "We're covering for Central's Christmas party." "Ah. 'Tis the season." "All right, how long ago did the guy jump?" "Kendall:" "Body's in full rigor, so I'd say he hit the ground sometime between 9:00 and midnight." "Driver's license says he's Kyle Gillan." "20 years old." "Address in Valencia." "Buzz:" "Kind of far from home." "Provenza:" "Well, I don't suppose he left a note." "No, but I'm not so sure the guy jumped, Lieutenant." "And why do you say that?" "His fingernails are cracked, and underneath them, in addition to the dirt, it looks like a little bird poop from the railing." "So he was either attacked by pigeons or he changed his mind and tried to grab the railing on the way down." "And I have a very, very important dinner this evening." "Very important." "Sanchez:" "Sykes, we found his car on the fourth floor." "See?" "Drove up." "Dropped down." "Wait, hold on." "He's missing a contact." "Oh." "Damn it!" "[Stammers] Don't move." "Sykes, inform the troops, please." "Hey, guys, you need to look for a contact lens up there." "I have it." "Sykes:" "If the contact lens is here, it popped out before Kyle went over the edge." "No cellphone anywhere, but the kid had a towel, a yoga mat, and a bottle of coconut water in his car, so..." "Maybe he'd just gone to the gym for a pre-suicide workout." "Uh, Lieutenant." "What is it now, Buzz?" "I was filming the dirty hood of the victim's car, and there are scratch marks in the dust, right here." "You know what, that looks like fingers dragging as the kid's being pulled to the edge." "That's the dirt under his nails." "And here's the bird shit." "And here's some blood." "So the murderer was pushing the victim like this." "Maybe Kyle fought back." "And maybe one of the two cut themselves." "Okay." "Okay!" "Let's assume that it was a murder." "Imagine." "Um, Buzz, see if you can find the security video." "I want footage of every car that entered and exited this parking structure last night." "Oh, and congratulations, Sykes." "You've ruined a perfectly good suicide." "Buzz:" "Kyle Gillan drove into the parking structure at 10:18 P.M." "And another 23 vehicles entered half an hour before and after the approximate time of death." "Sykes:" "And the garage has monthly tenants, but there's also a dance club across the street called Twist." "Saturday is their busiest night." "Have we identified any of the drivers yet?" "All but someone in a Porsche with no plates." "There's lettering on the empty license frame, but it's pretty blurry." "The car enters at 10:28 P.M." "And then at 10:41 P.M., the Porsche exits." "Sykes: 13 minutes." "Not enough time for a quick drink at Twist." "Dr. Morales:" "There's no mystery here." "He died of massive blunt force trauma caused by the fall." " He's so young." " Mm." "How is it that his head and face are still intact?" "Because he landed feet-first." "The force of the impact transmitted from his crushed heels, through his legs, shattering his pelvic ring." "These bones, then, were driven into his abdomen, where they punctured a lot of important stuff." "And I removed the victim's fingernails because they normally just don't crack this way." " Unless you're fighting for your life." " Agreed." "What about the blood we found on the parking sign?" " Was it Kyle's?" " Mm." "Nope." "It's type "O," and Kyle's type "B."" "Your victim wasn't bleeding before he hit the ground." "If we find the killer, at least we'll have DNA." "What else do we know about Kyle Gillan?" "No criminal record." "The only address we have is from the DMV..." "His parents' house in Valencia." "No cellphone, no credit cards." "He never filed taxes, but then he was only 20 and living at home." "Well, maybe his parents can tell us why he was in L.A. last night." "Carrie:" "We haven't heard from our son in over a year." "Uh, at least I haven't." "Don and I are no longer living to..." "We're separated as of 10 months." "And, no, I haven't talked to Kyle, either." "Mr. and Mrs. Gillan, is there any particular reason why you've lost touch with your son?" "Yeah, because he stole from me." "Don, please." "Carrie, do you expect me to pretend that Kyle's not a delinquent to the police?" "Kyle only wants his independence." "No, what Kyle wants is to smoke pot with his burnout friends and never grow up." "Last year, I get a charge on my credit card" "I don't recognize, and it's for a $3,000 television." "When I confronted him, Kyle screams at me, saying I never loved him, all kinds of ridiculous bullshit..." "Screaming, okay?" "The truth is we couldn't manage him anymore." "Provenza: [Clears throat] You mentioned Kyle's burnt-out friends." "Did you ever see any of them driving a Porsche, or their parents, maybe?" "I don't know." "Why?" "Yeah, why does that matter?" "What... what has Kyle done, exactly?" "Mr. and Mrs. Gillan [Clears throat] we are very, very sorry to have to inform you" "that your son last night fell off the fourth floor of a parking garage." "And unfortunately, died from the impact." "[Sobs] He fell?" "D... did he jump?" " No." " Damn him." "Why did he fall?" " Damn him." " Are you..." "Are you ser... are you serious?" "Did..." "I tried to teach him self-respect." " I teach him..." " Our son is dead!" "Oh, god." "I..." "I, um..." "Oh, I can't be in the same room with him." "I can't." "Is there any place that I can go just be by myself just for a second?" " Sure." "Go." " Just to be away from..." " Go... it's what you always do." " No, that is not true!" " This way, ma'am." " Get her out of here." "Mr. Gillan, I apologize, but if you could just list the names of Kyle's friends, we need to contact them, and also any enemies he may have had." "Enemies?" "Kyle was his own worst enemy." "Excuse me." "The post office had a forwarding address for Kyle." "He was living a block away from where he died." "Stanwick Apartments." "One bedrooms start at $3,500." "Two bedrooms... 5 grand." "Kyle was estranged from his parents." "He had no job." "Never filed taxes." "How was he paying for a place like this?" "Southland Classics also own the garage from which he fell, so Kyle probably rented the space from there, too." "A boy spending money like that." "He had to have a cellphone, Lieutenant." "We need to find it." "I'll get a warrant for the victim's apartment." "[Door opens, closes]" "Meyer:" "Yes, according to the lease," "Kyle Gillan rented both an apartment and a parking space down the street." "This building's old, so it doesn't have its own garage." "Renting a space in the parking structure is not uncommon?" "No, uh, obviously, we're very upset about the tragic death of a tenant." " Tao:" "Obviously." " But if we have liability issues..." "Sanchez:" "We'll let you know, sir." "Here we are." "This is 701." "Mr. Meyer, do you have any idea what Kyle did for a living?" "Sorry, I don't deal with the rental applications." "I just manage different buildings." "Well, at least he kept the place in good order." "Maybe I can show it like this." "Uh, poor guy." "[Ringtone playing]" "My boss." "Probably wants an update." "Take your time." "Call me if you need me." "Hello?" "I feel like I just stepped into a high-end furniture catalog." "Sanchez:" "Well, when you're paying $5,000 a month rent, Buzz, you're gonna buy the good stuff." "I'm still looking for a landline." "He's 20 living this way, got to have a smartphone somewhere." "Tao:" "Buzz." "In here." "Well, this room seems kind of empty." "Not completely." "I found a laptop but no cellphone." "I think we should call S.I.D. to... oh." "What was Kyle shipping?" "Electronics, perhaps?" "Here's a bunch of saved mail." "Buzz, come film this, please." "Sanchez:" "To Kyle with no return address." "A check for $3,000." "It's from his mother." "I thought Mrs. Gillan said she didn't know where her son lived." "Apparently she lied." "Yeah." " Slider:" "So, thanks for coming." " Sure." "Sure." "What's up?" "Uh, wanted to say good job on the interview we did." "I loved it." "Uh, did people watch?" "Uh, yeah." "Yeah, lots..." "lots of people." "Do... do you think, like, I came off good?" "'Cause I thought I did." "Look, Slider." "I..." "I..." "I don't want to..." "I'm not Slider." "No, I'm Greg now." "What?" "Slider was a street name." "I'm Greg again, okay?" "It's time to grow up, you know?" "For the trial." "Which is what I wanted to ask you about." " You see, I..." " I can't talk about the trial." "But all I wanted to know is if you'll be there in court." "I'm..." "I'm telling your story, so, yes." "'Cause I got no one else coming for me." "You know that." "Yeah." "Yeah, I'll be there." "And I can, like, you know, wave at you." "You'll wave back?" "Okay." "Sure." "Cool." "Cool." "Yeah, it means a lot..." "you caring this way." "It means a lot." "Provenza:" "I can't drop everything and come to the hospital right now, Flynn." "No!" "Uh, look, I saw you last night, and your hair is not falling out." "Patrice will be there in about an hour." "Yeah, and don't you irritate her." "If I can get away from here in time, tonight's the night." "Yeah." "Oh, got to go." "Captain." "Captain." "Andy is doing much better." "I think he's a little depressed." "I'm counting on Patrice to make things clear to him." "Oh, Patrice is pretty much impossible to misunderstand." " [Chuckles]" " So, look, all Flynn needs is a little murder somewhere, and he'll perk right up." "Uh, speaking of which, where are we on this one?" "Kyle's computer." "We found his PayPal account." "There's lots of money coming in through eBay." "Wildkyle95... that's his username... was a top seller." "99.3% positive feedback." "Kyle was selling these electronics legally." "It seems like it." "Also on PayPal, weekly deposits of around $4,000 to Kyle from a Slovenian bank." "Accounts labelled C.B. Limited." "Man:" "Your session is about to begin." "Buzz:" "Session?" "What does that mean?" "Oh, god." "Maybe he had a therapist." "Sharon:" "Oh, not a therapist." "Is that a chat room?" ""Who's the blond kid in the back?" "Where's wildkyle95?" "No girls allowed." "Take off your shirts"?" "Tao:" "I'm not doing that." "What the hell is going on here?" "Looks like Kyle was a webcam performer on a triple-x website." "Sharon:" "Buzz, turn off the microphone." "If our killer is a client, we don't want him to know we're looking for him." "He should have a profile video." "Um, right here, Captain." "Top-left of the screen." "Hey, guys, wildkyle95 here." "I'm just your average all-American boy." "Remember, if you want a private show, you have to purchase a gold pass." "That's a 15-minute cam-to-cam session with yours truly." "I'll do anything you want, within reason." "If you want to pay me in gifts so that California Boyz doesn't show up on your credit-card statements, there's a link to my online wish list below this vid." "Look forward to meeting you real soon." "Look at that wish list." "Sharon:" "Flat screens," "Xbox, iPhones." "His fans bought these gifts, gave it to him, and he was re-selling them for cash." "[Cellphone dings]" "Julio's escorting Mrs. Gillan back through, if that's what you want." "Yeah, I think it's time to bring her up to speed." "Thank you." "Do you need something?" "Yeah, you know what, um, it can... it can wait." "This is more important." "Uh, I have some editing to do, anyway, actually." " You sure?" " Yeah, yeah." "Tao:" "We'll contact California Boyz, see if they'll give us Kyle's clients' real names." "Maybe one of them got obsessed with the kid." "And let's talk to PayPal, too." "I want to know who of Kyle's fans is sending him gifts and what kind of cars they drive." "Carrie:" "I don't drive a Porsche." "And neither does Don." "We... we couldn't afford a car like that." "But you could afford to send your son two checks for a total of 6 grand." "That's a lot of car payments." "Now, earlier, you told us that, uh, you didn't know where Kyle was living." "So, how do you explain the checks you sent to his apartment?" "[Sighs]" "It's, um..." "It's hard to say." "And... and now he's dead, so why are we talking about this?" "Because your son didn't just fall, Mrs. Gillan." "He was pushed." "Which means... he was murdered." "My..." "My son was..." "I thought he committed suicide." " Hm." " Provenza:" "No." "No, someone killed him." "And that's why we have to ask these tough questions about..." "About his money and where it came from." "[Sighs, sniffles]" "Last year, I was cleaning Kyle's room, and he'd left his laptop open." "And it started beeping with alerts from Craigslist." "Craigslist?" "Kyle was advertising himself?" "Yeah." "As a, uh... as a masseur for older men." "Kyle wasn't just an online performer." "You could hire him in person, too." "Yep." "By contacting wildkyle95 on Craigslist." "He seems to use that alias for all of his Internet accounts." " I didn't know what to do or how to stop him." " He had a brand." "So I told my husband, which was the biggest mistake of my life." "Why?" "W... why a mistake?" "Because Don totally overreacted and..." "And Kyle packed up his stuff, and he never came home again." "How did you get Kyle's new address?" "After he left, I was so worried and he'd changed cellphones and I couldn't call him, so..." "I contacted wildk... [breathes shakily]" "Ohh." "I contacted wildkyle95." "Oh, my god." "Provenza:" "Are you saying that you made an appointment with your own son for a massage?" "I even rented a hotel room so he thought it was real." "And when he arrived, he was surprised and he was so mad." "But he let me talk to him." "And I... [Sniffles]" "I begged him to come home and told him that his father was gone." "But he said that it would be like going to prison and that he was doing fine on his own and he was getting rich." "And then he hugged me." "He... [Gasps]" "My last..." "My last hug." "[Sighs]" "A... and after he left," "I hurried to my car, and I followed him." "Back to the Stanwick, where you, uh, sent him those checks." "Carrie:" "I just wanted Kyle to know that I loved him and that I could take care of him." "I don't think Kyle wanted to need me." "This sounds very true to me." "Provenza:" "Did he give you a phone number... a... an emergency contact?" "No." "I begged him, but, no." "What about your husband..." "Don?" "Did you tell him Kyle's new address?" "No." "Don and I don't..." "We don't communicate." "Sanchez:" "Talked to California Boyz," "C.B. Limited bank's in Slovenia." "They e-mailed us a list of Kyle's fans." "He had over 100 gold pass members worldwide." "Tao:" "But only one who lives in L.A." "And drives a brand-new Porsche Panamera." "Meet Grey Mitchell, up-and-coming hip-hop artist." "We found a picture of his ride on his Instagram account." "Ah, "new whip on fleek. #ballin."" "Is this even English?" "Ah." "Oh, wow." "Seems to be very popular with the ladies, uh, most of whom aren't wearing much clothing." "Yeah, hot girls on Instagram, gold pass for Kyle." "Sounds like Grey was on the down-low." "Probably wouldn't want his fans knowing he was into guys like Kyle." "Sharon:" "If Grey was being blackmailed, maybe he tried to fix the problem at the parking garage." "Buzz:" "Blackmail." "Might be why Kyle told his mother he was getting rich." "Provenza:" "With what we have on him now, we couldn't even get a command performance, much less a search warrant." "Oh, I think there's a way to get Grey to cooperate, Lieutenant." "I wonder if he has a lawyer on his payroll." "[Elevator dings]" "It's better to see what they want than to have them show up in public." "Hello, my name is Peaches Williams, and this is my client, Grey." "I'm Captain Sharon Raydor," "Lieutenant Provenza, Detective Amy Sykes." "Yo, nice to meet y'all." "Always glad to be running into police officers on their own turf, especially you." "Wish I could hang for a bit, but I have work to finish this afternoon, and the studio's already paid for." "So, how can we help you?" "Oh, well, we were hoping to speak with your client alone for a moment." "You, the media, and every woman under 40." "Where he goes, I go." "Now, what is this about?" "It's about a young man named Kyle Gillan." "Sound familiar?" "What?" "Yo, this won't take long." "Go grab lunch, or whatever." "As your lawyer, I need to tell you" " that leaving you here on your own..." " Hey!" "I said this won't take long." "I pay you, okay?" "Not the other way around." "Get out." "Leave, please." "All y'all." "[Clears throat] Get out." "Thank you." "Okay, where do you want me?" "Um, right... right through here." "After you." "Oh, Peaches, don't go too far." "According to this website, some of my symptoms are what happens before a stroke." "[Sighs] Andy, your dizziness is probably positional vertigo, caused by the way you've been sleeping on these flat pillows." " But..." " And you need to stop diagnosing yourself online." "[Sighs] Here." "Drink this." "Oh, uh, what's in it?" "It's some stuff to help your soft tissue." "There's no pain killers, no opiates." "Here, it's citrus-y." "Oh, okay." "I'm gonna look at your chart." "Mmm." "Ah, well, your clot is completely gone." "And, wait a minute..." "Who filled out these DNR forms for you?" "Is somebody trying to kill you?" " Yeah, your boyfriend." " [Chuckles] Louie." "Yeah, not the professional caregiver." "How do you put up with him?" "Well, he makes me laugh." "And, well, you know, my late husband..." "He was a homicide cop, too." "So, better at looking after strangers than those people closest to him." "But I have to admit, Louie is improving." "And so are you, my friend." "65." "Not bad." "I have a feeling you're gonna be able to go home tomorrow." "Oh, you know, I don't know if I'm ready to be on my own." "But you're not gonna be on your own." "There's Sharon and Rusty." "I..." "I..." "I can't keep staying at Sharon's." "I... see, I don't want her to look at me like an invalid or..." "Or think of me as someone she has to take care of." "Well, Andy, the hospital isn't gonna release you on your own." " What?" " [Chuckles]" "No, they will send you to a convalescent center for at least another week." "A convalescent center?" "I never thought about that." "Boy, Patrice, you really know how to lay it out there for someone." "No wonder Provenza wants to marry you." "What?" "Wait, is that what this big special dinner tonight is all about?" "You know, I..." "I have no idea." "I mean, he's never talked to me about marriage." "I've just inferred." "Hey, what's in this drink, by the way?" "I mean, it really tastes terrific." "Is it the citrus?" "Provenza:" "Why did you say that?" "!" "Well, of course I'm mad!" "Because, Flynn, when I decide that I want to get engaged to someone, normally I propose to them myself." "[Cellphone beeps]" "All right, I need this guy to confess 'cause I have got to get out of here." "Uh, has anyone called Hobbs?" "Huh?" "I mean, we know it's always the rapper." " It's always the rapper." " Sir, it's... it's... it's not rap." "It's hip-hop." "No, he sings." "There's a difference." "No, there isn't." " Tao:" "Thank you for identifying your Porsche." " Buzz, turn it up." "Now we just need to ask you a few questions" " about the past 24 hours." " Like?" "Like, why were you visiting the parking garage last night?" "I was visiting my boy, Kyle, at his apartment." "To hang." "But he never showed." "Is that why you read me my rights?" "How did you first meet Kyle?" "Through a mutual friend." "Mutual friend called the Internet?" "Fine." "We met on a webcam site four months ago, but that's not illegal." "I never gave him a cent." "Only gifts when we were talking online." "But that ended when we..." "Are you guys... is this..." "is this going public?" "Why... why you all hassling me about this?" "Tao:" "You don't want this to go public." "Are you afraid people finding out about your sexual orientation..." "What?" "[Laughs]" "Oh, no, y'all should do some more research." "I've been open about... the fluid nature of my sexuality my entire career." "It means I am an equal-opportunity kind of dude." "That's old-people talk for "bisexual."" "All my fans care about is that I'm single, a player, and that I could possibly be available to them after one of my shows." "So they can't know I'm..." "I'm about to settle down with anybody." "You said you were meeting at Kyle's last night, and he never showed." "Do you know why?" "No, he texted me to drop by at 10:30 when he got back from the gym." "I parked in the garage, like I always do, right next to his car, took the elevator downstairs, waited around for him to show, but he never did come." "And I don't want his roommate to see me, so I never go to the apartment unless I'm sure the dude's not there." "Roommate?" "Yeah, uh, Jason something." "He... he travels a lot, so when he's not there, apartment's a good place for us to hang." " Maybe a hotel room." " Sykes:" "Apartment 701 is a two-bedroom, so maybe this Jason guy slept on the futon." "There's only one name on the lease." "Is he here..." "Kyle?" "Is he in trouble?" "Kyle's not hustling anymore, okay?" "Whatever you guys think he's done, you're wrong." "No, we're not wrong, sir." "The reason that Kyle never showed up last night is that he was murdered." "Shoved over the railing of the parking garage." "And you were in that parking garage very close to the time that Kyle died." "[Sighs]" "But he's... he's my..." "Who killed him?" "Who?" "Why?" "Why would anyone want to hurt Kyle?" "That's what we're trying to find out." "Which is why we should get your DNA." "My DNA?" "What do you need my DNA for?" "There was a fight, and whomever was struggling with Kyle left his blood." "We also would like your cell." "So if you would just sign this consent form..." "Come here." "Open your mouth." "Come on." "Open up." "Open up." "And we are still trying to find Kyle's cellphone." "You know what, you obviously don't understand how hard this is for me, so..." "I..." "I think it's time for Peaches to come back." "Of course, Mr. Mitchell." "Don't worry about signing the consent form, after all." "Since you've admitted to being at the crime scene, we'll just get a warrant." "Buzz:" "Kyle had a burner phone." "And we may never find it, but we do have his number because Grey's cell has lots of graphic texts back and forth with our victim." "They sound in love." "Was Kyle communicating with anyone else?" "Sanchez:" "Uh, yes, ma'am." "Lots of calls to a 619 area code, so south San Diego." "But that's also a burner phone." "Sykes:" "Could that be his roommate..." "Jason?" "If Grey is telling the truth, and Jason was out of town a lot, it might explain the San Diego number." "Tao:" "I checked with the applications center at Southland Classic to see who the last tenant was" " at apartment 701 before Kyle." " Jason?" "Mnh-mnh." "Samir Patel." "21 years old." "In county awaiting trial for drug possession and prostitution." "Another young hustler living in the same two-bedroom apartment before he was replaced by Kyle." "That can't be a coincidence." "Look, I never met this Kyle kid." "All I want is to get out of county jail." "Okay, then tell me about Jason." "Does Jason have a last name?" "Harper." "Jason Harper." "Was he your pimp?" "Jason?" "A pimp?" "No." "He was a pharmaceutical rep, always away at conferences." "Okay, was Jason your roommate, then?" "Captain, there are 27 Jason Harpers in L.A. county." "I'll also check in San Diego, since the other burner phone connected to Kyle had a 619 area code." "And try searching LinkedIn ." "See if there are any Jason Harpers that list pharmaceutical sales as their occupation." "Sykes:" "Samir, who was Jason to you?" "If he wasn't your pimp, why don't you want to talk about him?" "[Sighs] Okay." "Jason... he was... like... my boyfriend." "And where did you first meet Jason?" "Craigslist." "You know, massages for donations." "That whole deal." "I, uh, ended up spending a night with him in a hotel room." "Next morning, Jason said he wanted to take care of me." "Told me he'd get me an apartment downtown." "[Scoffs] I was like, "are you kidding?" "Free apartment downtown?"" "He bought me a phone." "He got me this crazy- expensive gym membership." "How long were you in the apartment?" "A little more than three months." "Look, I told you a lot." "Can you help me now?" "I need to get out of county..." "Out of county jail." "Look, I know." "But first you have to tell me why you left Jason's apartment." "[Sighs]" "Because... he's freaking scary, okay?" "He's really scary." "What makes him so scary?" "Okay, I need specifics." "There's this club... near the apartment..." "Twist." "But Jason... never wanted to go out." "He's older, you know... 35, maybe." "So I went one night without him to see friends." "When I came back," "Jason was waiting, all crazy about, "where you been?" "!"" "He was, like, in a rage." "And he pulled this gun right out of his suitcase, and he stuck it right in my face and said that he'd kill me if I ever stepped out on him again." "And then... and then he made... and then he made me have sex with him." "He raped you." "I... is... is that rape?" "I mean, if you do it to someone like me?" "If sex is forced on you without your consent, yes, it's rape." "[Sighs] Wow." "I didn't even think I counted like that." "I'm really beginning to hate this Jason character." "Anyway, that night... that night he raped me, I guess I..." "I waited until he was asleep, and then I snuck out with all my stuff, and I never went back." "Can you help me now, please?" "I can't find a single Jason Harper in pharmaceuticals." "First you have to write it all down, okay?" "Including the rape part?" "Absolutely." "The rape is very important." "Lieutenant Tao, tell the owners that we want the entire history of apartment 701 for the past three years." "Murder and rape." "I think I'll have to cancel my dinner." "[Door closes]" "Good news, everybody." "The lieutenant did great!" "I'm so proud of you." "Lift up your feet." "Almost ready for the gym." "Hey, let's not get carried away." "I stopped being dizzy." "And if I maintain my balance for the rest of the day," "I can leave." "Look." "Oh, yes!" "See?" "How wonderful." "Now get back in bed, please." "Is this where I am in life?" "I can turn in a circle without falling down, and it's wonderful?" "I..." "I think what we're all happy about, Lieutenant, is that you're better." "Much better, Andy." "Much better." "Tao:" "I hoped we'd be further along." "Unfortunately, all the leases for apartment 701 only have the names of the tenants." "Samir, Kyle, another guy named Leland Branch, who we can't find." "And Jason Harper's name only appears on the applications as a co-signer." "They must have run a credit check." "Which came back to a legitimate Mr. Harper." "His driver's license number, his credit cards, but a different cellphone and mailing address and a couple of extra credit cards issued in his name." "So is this identity theft?" "Only without very much of the theft part." "Mr. Harper's identity was borrowed, but none of his real credit cards or bank accounts were ever tapped for anything, except references, and he's around 60." "Hard to mistake him for 30-something." "But how, if he's not a real identity thief..." "How did our killer get the real Jason Harper's information..." "Social security number, driver's license, credit cards, bank accounts." "Sharon:" "I think it's possible that Mr. Harper gave them out to someone himself." "To whom?" "Look at where he lives in La Jolla." "2420 conquistador way #340." "Sharon:" "An apartment, which means at some point, he would have filled out an application." "Mm." "Maybe we should find out who owns his building." "[Elevator dings]" "We meet again." "Thank you for coming." "And thank you for the security footage you let us have of your parking structure." "It's been very useful, sir." "Oh?" "Yes, we found footage of a suspicious young man going in and out of your garage in a brand-new Porsche the night your tenant died." "Oh, I almost forgot." "Okay, this is ridiculous, but before you look at any of the evidence we've collected," "I have to read you your rights, sir." "Oh." "O... kay." "Sure." "I'm sorry." "It's a stupid rule." "You have the right to remain silent." "Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law." "You have the right to an attorney." "If you can't afford one, one will be appointed to you by the state." "Okay, here we are." "So, we think we have a suspect, but we don't have any witnesses, so we were wondering if you'd seen this guy hanging around the parking garage the night before last." "Like I said, I'm in and out." "But wait a minute." "Yeah." "I rode up in the parking-garage elevator with this guy." "We... we talked a little." "Uh, he... he's a rapper, right?" "Well, more hip-hop, really." "Sharon:" "Oh, thank god." "You were in the parking structure two nights ago." "Sykes:" "We thought maybe you weren't there since you hadn't mentioned it." "Oh, uh, yeah, I had to, uh, run down to the Stanwick to deal with a lady who locked herself out of her apartment." "I forgot about that." "Provenza:" "Well, you just said that you went up the elevator with Grey, which is odd because your parking spot is on the ground floor." "That's right." "It is." "But someone else had parked in it..." " No." " No?" "What do you mean, "no"?" "Meaning we have security footage showing your car parked in its regular spot." "Hello, Eric." " I'm Captain Raydor." " A captain?" "I assume you have a regular spot in every building you manage." "Like the one where Jason Harper lives in La Jolla, on conquistador way?" "The Delphine, I believe it's called." "Uh, Mr. Meyer, allow me to take your coat." "W... w... what do you need my coat for?" "Well, Kyle struggled, and his killer bled." "And you obviously have no marks on your face." "We'd like to take a good look at your arms." "So, I'll take your coat." "And we'll roll up your sleeves to see if you have any cuts or bruises." "You can't do this!" "You... you lied... you lied to me!" "You brought me here under false pretenses!" "Get off me!" "Get off me!" "Buzz:" "Can you see these in there?" "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "Yeah, I think this is enough." "Let me go!" "If you don't let me go right now, I'm gonna sue." " I'm gonna sue all of you!" " Well, you're definitely gonna need a lawyer." " This is ridiculous!" " Listen, Mr. Meyer." "You can't..." "I'm married." "I have a child." "I hardly even knew this kid." "We should just arrest him, ma'am." "Let's give him an opportunity to make things easier for all of us." "Andrea." "Mr. Meyer, I'm Deputy District Attorney Andrea Hobbs." "What, you're a district attorney?" "If you hire a lawyer and write out your statement right now, today, and include how you used your building to house a boy you were keeping and that you pushed him to his death from a parking structure because he was having an affair," "I promise you a plea agreement for second-degree murder with a parole..." "Second degree?" "!" "Are you kidding me?" "!" "For scraped arms?" "!" "Are you kidding me?" "!" "Sit!" "Or we could walk you to an interview room where you could reacquaint yourself with Samir Patel, the boy who lived in 701 before Kyle, and who you raped at gunpoint." "Would you like to do that instead?" "Hobbs:" "I should warn you, though, Mr. Meyer, if Samir identifies you as the man who called himself Jason Harper," "I have to add sexual assault to these charges." "And because the crimes are against two different people, your sentences would end up being consecutive." "And how much do you want your wife and son to know?" "Your little boy's 6, right?" "All this might be really hard to explain to him." "On the other hand, your wife and son live in San Diego." "If you cooperate with us here, it might be easy for them there." "Sharon:" "Of course, you'd also have to tell us what happened to Leland Branch, the young man who preceded Samir, and assure us he is alive." "He is alive, isn't he?" "You have this all..." "You have this all wrong." "Kyle wanted... he wanted to leave me for this... this thug rapper, and when I tried to reason with him..." "[Grunting]" "Look, Kyle tried to throw me off the parking garage." "Bullshit!" "Look at this!" "Look at these broken fingernails!" "They show us that Kyle was dragged along his own car, grasping at anything he could get ahold of before you threw him off the garage." "If the young Leland Branch is alive and unhurt," "I'll call you a lawyer myself." "Leland?" "He's fine." "I just moved him to a building in San Clemente." "That's all." "Please." "I've heard enough." "Mr. Meyer, you're either under arrest for second-degree murder, or we will attach sexual assault, and you will disappear for the rest of your life." "What's it gonna be?" "[Grunts]" "So the guy wound up having a wife and a kid in San Diego and a boyfriend in L.A.?" "Whom he kept in an apartment under a watchful eye." "So he's a little like you." "Well, I am pushing for you to come back to my place, and I'm promising to take care of you." "Although only until you can manage on your own." "Which is not the tit-for-tat arrangement wildkyle95 had with his killer, that's for sure." "What's wrong?" "I am so bothered that we are not prosecuting Eric Meyer for Samir's rape, too." "Yeah, I know." "Unfortunately, it sounds like a he-said-he-said kind of thing, which is hard to win without more physical evidence." "But the good news is the state is entering into a relationship with Mr. Meyer, much like the one he had with his victim." "Oh, California will be keeping him in a building they own for a very long time." "Till death do them part." "Oh. [Clears throat]" "Unless you have a compelling reason to do otherwise," "I re-made our dinner reservations for tonight." "And I thought it would be easier for us to get to the restaurant if I just showed up." "Well, I..." "I have a lot of work yet to do." "And I..." "I..." "I wanted to talk to you about..." "Did Andy tell you what he said?" "[Sighs]" "Louie, is that why you didn't come home last night?" "And every phone call since, been reduced to, "talk later"?" "Well, we did have a murder to solve." "A... and I have not reduced every..." "Look, Flynn blurted out something that he shouldn't have." "And when you never mentioned it, I..." "Well..." "Oh..." "Look, honey, I don't know him like you do." "And for the record," "I do not get my news about the world from Andy Flynn." "[Chuckles]" "Look, I... brought your meds with me..." "[Pills rattle] ... and that little light that you like to use on menus." "All right?" "And, Louie, I am very much looking forward to last night's dinner." "Oh, and, just for fun," "I made sure that we will have a table outside on the terrace with a view of the city, you know, just in case our meal turns out to be, um, memorable... in some way." "Patrice..." "You think you're ready for this..." "Dinner?" "[Sighs]" "I definitely am." "I... if you still want to go." "So..." "What do you say, Louie?" "I say..." "I do." "I... do." "Ohh." | {
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"Subtitled by Subscene (Divxstation)" "Sharon!" "She's not here." "Oh, God." "Christopher, can you see anything?" "Sharon!" "Sharon!" "She's there." "Sharon!" "Honey!" "Sharon!" "Wait for Mommy!" "Sharon!" "Wait." "Sharon!" "Honey!" "Oh, my God." "Sharon!" "Home." "Home." "No!" "Home!" "Home!" "We're going home." "Silent Hill!" "Silent Hill!" "Rose!" "Wake up." "Hey." "It's okay, sweetie." "We're here now." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay, baby." "We're going right home." "What are we gonna do?" "We'll get there." "We'll find a way through this." "We'll find a way." "No." "She said it again." "I know." "Come on, baby." "It's okay." "Calm down, baby." "It's okay." "It's okay, baby." "We're right here." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay, baby." "Wanna see?" "Sure." "What are you doing there, pumpkin?" "This is an amazing lion." "Did you do that all by yourself?" "I'm so impressed with you, honey." "Hey, you know we're going on a special trip, don't you?" "Do you know where we're going?" "No?" "Honey, sometimes when you go to sleep, you go on a little walk." "And sometimes you talk about a place called Silent Hill." "I don't remember." "Oh, that's okay, sweetie." "That's why we're gonna go there, so you can remember." "Daddy's not coming?" "No, sweetie." "It's gonna be just you and me." "Hey." "Hey." "Break's over, sweetie." "You awake?" "You wanna go?" "Damn it, Rose." "What's going on?" "Hi, this is Rose Da Silva." "Please leave a message, and I'll call you back." "Oh, no, Rose." "No." "Honey, you're awake?" "Long drive." "Can I ask you something, sweetie?" "Why did you change your pictures?" "I didn't." "Mommy?" "You can't remember?" "No." "I don't like that, Mommy." "Baby, you can't remember doing this?" "Who did that?" "Hey, hey, baby, it's okay." "Mommy, who did that?" "It's okay, honey." "Mommy's here." "Can you wait in the car for me?" "Can I sit in front?" "Of course you can sit in the front." "Okay." "Jimmy, we need a ham and cheese on white." "Hi." "I just wanna pay for the gas." "And can you tell me the best way to get to Silent Hill?" "I can't seem to find it on the map." "Why do you wanna go there?" "l-- I read about it." "Road don't go through no more." "Your card was declined." "Hey there." "Is everything all right?" "Don't talk to strangers." "Good girl." "All right." "Well, thanks for your help." "Why did you cut off the cards?" "That's not gonna stop me from taking her there." "Listen, honey, we gotta put Sharon in a hospital." "She needs constant care, and she needs medication." "The medication doesn't work." "She's getting worse every day." "Honey, the adoption people said Sharon came from West Virginia and Silent Hill is in West Virginia." "I'm not giving up on her, Chris." "I'm not." "Have you actually read the websites, Rose?" "Yes, Chris, I read them." "Just trust me on this, please?" "Just trust me on this." "Listen, honey..." "I love Sharon every bit as much as l" "Chris, I gotta go." "I love you." "Need any help, ma'am?" "No, we're" " We're fine, thanks." "We're fine." "Are we there?" "Not yet, honey." "Keep your seatbelt fastened." "Hey!" "Mommy!" "It's okay." "It's just the radio." "I'm turning it off." "Mommy!" "Sharon?" "Sharon!" "Somebody!" "Help!" "Please!" "We've had an accident!" "Anybody!" "Sharon." "Honey." "Ashes." "Sharon!" "Sharon!" "Wait!" "Sharon!" "Wait!" "Sharon!" "Sharon?" "Honey?" "What's happening?" "Mommy." "Sharon." "Sharon?" "Sharon?" "Hello?" "Hey!" "Wait!" "Hey!" "Sharon." "Sharon." "Sharon." "No!" "Help me!" "Help." "Help me." "Help." "Someone!" "Shit!" "Get off me!" "Get off!" "Get off!" "Get off!" "Get off me!" "No!" "Get off me!" "No!" "Get off me!" "Get off me!" "Get off--!" "Only the dark one opens and closes the door to Silent Hill." "Please." "I don't know what's happening." "Do you know what's going on here?" "My daughter." "I'm looking for my daughter." "I'm afraid that she's been hurt." "We've all lost our children." "Our light." "They deceived me." "Their evil." "Their hate." "They hurt my child." "They did terrible things to her." "Alessa." "This is my daughter, Sharon." "She sleepwalks, so you have to be careful but if you see her, please, tell her to wait for me." "Yes, she's mine." "It was mine." "It's mine." "It's mine." "It's mine!" "It's mine!" "Get off me!" "Into the fire she swallowed their hate." "Hi there." "Yeah." "Listen, my wife, she came through here last night." "Maybe you saw her?" "Daughter worked night shift." "Actually, she was heading for this place, Silent Hill." "How do I get there?" "You don't." "Town's closed down because of the coal fire still burning underground, you know?" "Breathe enough of them fumes, oh, bound to kill you." "Okay where's the turnoff?" "Sharon?" "Come on." "Hi, this is Chris." "Please leave a message." "Christopher, it's me." "I'm in Silent Hill." "I'm sorry, I made a mistake." "Sharon's lost, but I think I know where she is so I'm going to the school to look for her." "I'm not okay, all right?" "I need your help." "Please, please, hurry." "Fuck." "Come on!" "Ma'am, I want you to put both hands on the wheel." "Put both hands on the wheel." "Where's the little girl, ma'am?" "Please, my daughter, she's gone." "I need your help." "Get out of the car." "What?" "Move it." "Jesus, what are you doing?" "You're under arrest." "What?" "Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." "I don't think you understand." "There's something weird going on." "My daughter, she's in danger." "If you really cared, you wouldn't have sped off." "Listen to me, she 's ill." "She sleepwalks." "Just calm right down." "I'm gonna find the little girl." "Officer Bennett to base, over." "Base, do you copy, over?" "Shit." "You're bleeding." "Cracked my head on the road pretty good when my bike went down." "I must have been out for a while." "You all right to walk?" "Sure." "Then it looks like we'll be hiking back to Brahams." "What?" "You're going back to the station." "Are you kidding?" "Nope." "Have you heard a single word I've said?" "Yeah, I hear you." "Have you heard a single word I've said?" "I'm sure she's at the school, we just need to turn around...." "Silent Hill-- --sorry-- --Sharon-- --lost-- --think I know where-- --going to the school to look for her" "I'm not okay" "I need your" " Your help." "Please, hurry!" "Sorry, sir, this road is closed." "You'll have to turn around." "I'm looking for my wife." "She may have come through here." "She drives a Jeep Liberty." "Silver, Ohio plates." "Sir, this man's wife was driving the Jeep." "Bring him down." "Come on." "You've seen her?" "Where is she?" "Inspector Thomas Gucci." "Enjoying the weather, are you?" "For God's sake, I'm trying to find my wife." "I know." "Hang on a second." "Now, that vehicle you were talking about, we found it." "It's at the end of the bridge here, but it's empty." "We've got no indication anyone's come under any harm." "Good Christ." "Now, you mind telling me what your wife's doing up here, Mr...?" "Da Silva, Chris Da Silva." "My pleasure, Chris" "The faster we start looking, the faster we're gonna find her." "All right, hold your horses, hold your horses, Chris." "I've also got a missing deputy." "And knowing Officer Cybil Bennett the way I do she's probably out there looking for your wife and daughter." "Bobby, make sure no one comes through that barricade." "We're gonna get our asses up to Silent Hill." "Let's take a look around." "Yes, sir." "While Chris here tells me what's going on." "She disappeared yesterday." "I spoke to her when she stopped for gas in Brahams." "Why were you coming up here in the middle of the night?" "I thought it would help her." "You people." "You get off the highway from whatever big city, bringing all your sick problems with you." "Why aren't you listening to me?" "We had a guy come up here two years ago snatched a little boy from a rest stop, dropped him into a mine vent." "I never wanna see anything like that again." "Look, I don't know what you're thinking, but you're not helping." "There is no way I would ever harm my own daughter." "How do I even know she is your daughter?" "Come on." "What the hell?" "Okay." "Now do you see what I'm talking about?" "Will you take these handcuffs off me?" "No." "Get walking." "There's a fire-lookout tower on the far side of Toluca Lake." "It should have a radio." "Fuck you, you stupid cop." "This place is completely cut off." "You have no idea what's going on." "Hey!" "Hey, you up there!" "I'm a police officer!" "What's going on?" "What is that?" "Stand back." "Jesus Christ, shoot it." "Stay where you are!" "Stop!" "Sharon!" "Rose." "Mrs. Da Silva, I am an officer of the law and I will take you to safety." "Mrs. Da Silva, I am an officer of the law and I will take you to safety." "Why don't you let me do that?" "Ninety percent of the time when a wife takes a run she takes the daughter to a place like this I'd say she's damn mad at her husband." "You like hauling skeletons out of your family closet?" "No, not all the time, but we're driving on top of them right now." "Coal fire's still burning underneath." "You see the barbershop over there?" "Used to be my father's." "Your father?" "He's dead." "November '74, when the fire caught." "They tried to evacuate this place as quick as they could but it was hellish, people were dying and disappearing." "Hell, they couldn't even find half the bodies." "That was the end of Silent Hill." "These were good people, most of them." "Some, you might say deserved it." "A little bit." "Sharon!" "Sharon." "Where are you hiding?" "Burn the witch!" "Burn the witch!" "Burn the witch!" "Alessa Gillespie." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Wait!" "It's okay." "It's gonna be okay." "I promise I'm gonna help you." "Come on." "Oh, God." "Come on." "Help me." "Oh, God." "Please, please, help me." "Help" "Help me." "Please, help me." "Help me." "Help me, please." "It's happening again." "Help me!" "Please!" "Please!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Rose!" "Sharon!" "Rose!" "Rose!" "Rose." "Rose!" "Put your mask on." "Rose, where are you?" "I felt her." "You what?" "Her perfume." "She was here." "Who was?" "My wife." "She wasn't here." "Put this mask on." "Perfume." "Breathe." "Through that mask." "Come on, let's go." "We're gonna go this way." "Chris, come on." "She was here." "No, no, she wasn't here." "I know it." "Come on." "Come on." "Let's keep looking." "Get off!" "Get off!" "Get off!" "Get me that pipe." "Rose, the pipe!" "Okay." "Okay." "I got it." "I got it." "Quick, come on!" "Can we get out of here?" "We're trapped." "Last mag." "That's all the bullets you got?" "Yeah." "Thanks." "You hear that?" "That's him." "Stay down!" "Stay down!" "Jesus Christ." "Get down!" "Shit!" "What?" "What the fuck?" "What the fuck?" "You saw that, right?" "That was real?" "What the fuck is going on?" "All right, I know this is crazy." "I know." "We gotta calm right down, because my kid is not here and I've gotta find her before this happens again." "I don't even know where to start." "I found this." "It's from a hotel." "I don't know where it is, but she is in this hotel." "Hotel?" "Hey." "It's gonna be okay." "We're gonna be okay." "Now, don't be trying anything, all right?" "We got men up here all night long." "We're gonna find your wife, we're gonna find your daughter." "Can't have civilians wandering around on their own." "You're not telling me everything." "What really happened up here?" "Just let it rest in peace." "Directory assistance." "Toluca County Archives, please." "One moment." "Archives?" "Yeah, listen." "Do you have the records there from Silent Hill?" "Which records, sir?" "The police records." "Sorry, sir, those records are confidential." "No, no, I can't-- No, listen, l" "Sorry, sir, I can't access that information." "Listen, goddamn it." "Sir." "This is an emergency." "I can't" "I can't help you." "They used to say this place was haunted." "I think they were right." "Help!" "No!" "Stay away." "Come on." "Stay away, sinner." "Get back!" "Hey." "It's here." "Faith is our destroyer." "Faith has brought us doom." "Get back!" "Hey, hey!" "Get back!" "Hey, stop." "Think you of thee who cast the first stone." "Lambs without a shepherd, shepherd without a flock." "It's your sins which hold you here." "Stop your lies!" "Calm down." "Calm down, it's okay." "We're not gonna hurt you." "She's gone." "What's your name?" "Anna." "My name is Anna." "What's going on here, Anna?" "Who was that?" "I've seen her before." "Dahlia was cast out." "Not even the darkness wants her." "She's lost her daughter too." "What?" "Sinners deserve to lose their spawn." "What are you doing here, Anna?" "Mother needs more food." "You mean there are other people here?" "Christabella keeps us safe." "Anna." "We take refuge in the church." "Anna, listen to me." "I've lost my daughter." "She's all alone." "Can you imagine how frightened she must feel?" "Tell me, have you seen her?" "Do you know where she is?" "If she has faith, she might survive." "If not...." "I'm taking this." "Have you seen this?" "I've seen it at the school." "It's on all the buildings the elders of my elders built." "It's a symbol of our unity, a symbol of our faith." "Rose, look at this." "What is it?" "Just like yours." "Where did you find it?" "They're all over the floor." "Rose." "Check this out." "What number did you take this from?" "111." "We gotta go to room 111." "Gucci." "Directory assistance." "Yeah." "Toluca County Orphanage, please." "One moment, please." "Yes, I have that information for you." "Yeah." "Can you give me that address?" "We are wandering far from refuge here." "Let's keep her with us." "She's all we got." "There's no room 111." "The first burning." "What is it, Anna?" "The first burning." "Before the town had a name." "The elders of my elders kept us pure." "The founders of this town were witch-hunters." "Burning the witch held back the darkness." "It stopped the apocalypse." "It's here." "There's a room in here." "Look at this." "Here." "Damn." "What is this place?" "I don't know." "We're in the next building." "Some factory, maybe?" "Looks like there was a fire." "Hey." "Rose!" "Who are you?" "It's okay." "Don't be scared." "I promise I'm not gonna hurt you." "Rose?" "Okay." "Come on." "Come on." "It's okay." "Hey." "Hey." "It's okay." "It's okay." "I'm not gonna hurt you." "Oh, my God." "You could be her twin." "Are you Alessa?" "Where's my Sharon?" "Look at me." "I'm burning." "Rose?" "Rose?" "My God." "How did you get over there?" "Where is she?" "Grab onto it." "Now swing back around." "Okay." "Are you all right?" "Yeah." "What the hell were you doing over there?" "You're gonna get yourself killed." "I think I just saw Dahlia's daughter." "She was the one that brought us here." "What are you talking about?" "She was the one that made me crash my car." "Alessa." "We don't say her name." "That's the seal, isn't it, Anna?" "The symbol of your faith?" "Something terrible happened here." "We have to leave." "We have to leave!" "The darkness is coming!" "Let's go." "Let's go!" "The church isn't far." "Run." "Run!" "Rose, come on!" "Rose!" "Hurry!" "Rose." "Come!" "We gotta go." "Rose, come on." "I've seen this." "Rose, let's go!" "Cybil!" "Rose, come on." "Cybil!" "You run not towards sanctuary but from your fears." "Do not join the others." "They are deceivers." "They are damned." "We gotta get inside." "No!" "They are wolves in the skin of sheep." "They brought about their own hell." "They'll take you with them." "Filth and lies!" "Hey!" "Stop it!" "Please." "I've seen your daughter." "I've seen Alessa." "It's coming!" "She's dead, isn't she?" "Fire doesn't cleanse, it blackens." "Listen to me." "Rose, hurry!" "She looks exactly like Sharon." "She brought us here, didn't she?" "Why?" "What does she want?" "Evil wakes in vengeance." "Be careful what you choose." "Rose!" "Oh, God, no." "Witches!" "She's evil." "Keep away the witches!" "No." "Send them back!" "No." "We're lost." "This is a sanctuary." "Please, Christabella, they lured my Anna." "They gave her to the fiend." "Eleanor, you must remember that Anna went against our laws." "She went alone outside into the devil's playground." "She was not the responsibility of these two strangers." "We'll deal with them later." "Now we must pray." "And then I saw them from whose presence earth and heaven fled away." "And no home was left to them." "And then I saw them from whose presence earth and heaven fled away." "And no home was left to them." "And I saw the dead, the great and the small and they were judged according to their deeds." "And I saw the dead, the great and the small and they were judged according to their deeds." "And anyone's name not found written in the book of life they will be thrown into the lake of fire." "And now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep." "If I should die before I wake I pray the Lord my soul to take." "Amen." "All right, girls, into bed." "Quickly, now." "No better place to be on a rainy night." "In you go, Lindsey, thattagirl." "You've got your bear, that's a girl." "No." "No talking after lights are out." "Good night, children." "And God bless." "I'm sorry, Sister Margaret, this really can't wait." "I can't imagine why." "Nine years ago a baby was left outside this orphanage." "My wife and I were the ones who adopted her." "I'm very happy for you, Mr. Da Silva but I can't give out information on our children." "Look." "That girl, she looks exactly like my daughter." "I can't help you, I'm sorry." "It's late." "She must be 40 now." "Where can I find her?" "This story isn't hers alone..." "...but all of ours!" "You people." "You got yourself something." "You know what you got now, Chris?" "How about breaking and entering?" "By the looks of this, a little assault as well." "Thank you, Thomas." "This can't go any farther." "It won't, Sister." "You know, I have some 12-year-olds who cover their tracks better than you do." "What's this?" "Look, Gucci, do you know her?" "Is that my daughter's birth mother?" "Look, turn around." "What are you doing?" "I knew that girl." "I did." "I was told she didn't make it through the night." "The night of the fire." "The night of the big fire in Silent Hill." "There were these people these fanatics." "What they did to that child was terrible." "That was 30 years ago, and it's over now." "Not as far as I'm concerned." "What's it gonna be, city boy?" "I can put you in jail or you can go home." "And that's your definition of justice?" "Many different forms of justice, Chris." "See, you've got man's, God's and even the devil's." "Certain forms you just can't control." "So I want you to go home now to your nice warm bed and let me deal with this town and what has happened over the last 30 years." "Okay?" "End of story." "Tell me first how you got here." "Honestly, I don't know how I got here." "Right now, I've lost my little girl and all I know is that I'm supposed to be in this church." "Are you a person of faith?" "I love my daughter." "That's not what I asked." "Who are you to judge?" "We judge because the souls of history hang in the balance." "Because our faith has never failed us." "Our faith keeps the darkness of hell at bay." "Then use your faith to help me find my little girl." "Only the demon knows where she is." "Then tell me, where do I find this demon?" "No one has ever returned from the core of the darkness where the demon lies in wait." "She's not gonna help us." "Let's go." "If you wish to face the demon to find your daughter I won't stop you." "Christabella, they can't go down" "Silence, Adam." "Perhaps your faith will protect you." "Perhaps not." "If you don't wanna do this I'll understand." "Sharon's adopted but I'm her mother." "I knew that from the moment I first laid eyes on her." "She's lucky to have you." "Mother is God in the eyes of a child." "Quiet." "We're in his domain now." "Look at this map." "Memorize it." "Your memory may save your life." "Do you see this room?" "Yeah." "That is where the darkness lies." "The demon is in the bowels of this building." "It hides behind the face of an innocent." "You mean a child?" "Don't believe your eyes." "Your eyes will lie to you." "Faith is the only truth." "I will pray for you, Rose but I won't expect you and your friend to return." "Goodbye." "Adam." "Left." "Right." "Left." "Left." "Right." "Right." "Left." "Take them to the lower level." "In the basement?" "Do it, then return." "Left. 3A." "But" "Right." "4A." "I said, do it." "Left." "Left." "Right." "Rose." "Rose." "Left." "Right." "Left." "Left." "Rose, she's killing you." "Rose!" "Let me do this." "I need to do this." "Take this." "They'll be drawn to the light, but you won't be able to see without it." "Thank you." "So this thing actually works?" "It will." "If the demon wants you, it will." "Forgive me." "We've lived too long as scavengers." "I believe this is yours." "Witch!" "Her child's the likeness of Alessa." "Her child's the next vessel." "Stop her!" "Don't let the witches go down!" "Come on!" "Get off her!" "Find her." "No!" "Wait!" "Cybil!" "Cybil!" "Open the door!" "No!" "8A." "7 A. Right." "Right." "6A." "4A." "3A." "Left, left." "Right, right." "Left, left." "Okay." "I can do this." "Congratulations, Rose." "You're here." "You did it." "Your reward is the truth." "Did you see that Alessa was a good little girl?" "Even though nobody looked at her that way." "Burn the witch!" "Burn the witch!" "Their parents told them she was bad." "She didn't have a father like they did." "Alessa was alone in the world." "You know what can happen to little girls when they're left alone." "It's okay, it's me, come on." "Even her mother couldn't help." "Even though she loved her baby." "But the rest of the family didn't love Alessa." "They were just like the others and made her scared." "We know." "Even the children know it." "Your daughter...." "Why you won't just name the father...." "You've brought sin amongst us." "The faithful must gather in judgment for we are called to purify this filth." "What does she mean, Mommy?" "You're weak, my dear sister." "You always were." "Trust us, Dahlia." "Have faith in our virtue." "We will restore innocence." "They had met many times since the town was built to restore innocence and purity." "They had a special place for that." "Do you remember the hotel?" "I led you to all these places and you were very good at following my clues." "You may leave, Dahlia." "We fight the sin, not the sinner." "Mommy!" "Mommy!" "Mommy!" "You know how that feels, don't you, Rose?" "To lose your little girl?" "What have I done?" "Oh, God." "Weep not for the demon." "No!" "Once again we are locked in mortal battle." "They thought they knew how to cast out evil." "Praise God for our clarity." "Amen." "Praise the innocent for their sacrifice." "But you should be careful how you fight evil." "They give us back our purity." "Purity." "And our unity." "Unity." "Your weapons can turn back on you." "No." "No." "Now you know why Dahlia is broken." "She tried to get help but she went too late." "Get her up, boys." "Get her up now!" "There were good people in the town people like you, Rose." "People who like to help." "Alessa was so lonely and hurt and scared." "They should have known better than to hurt her so badly." "When you're hurt and scared for so long your fear and pain turn to hate and the hate starts to change the world." "Alessa's hate grew and grew, burning inside her." "Her hate got so strong she even hurt someone who was only curious." "That's when I came." "I told her it was their turn." "I promised they would all fall into her darkest dream." "Now, Rose, we must talk." "Don't be afraid." "She won't hurt you." "She needs your help." "Who is she?" "She is Alessa." "Then who are you?" "I have many names." "Right now, I'm the dark part of Alessa." "Where's my child?" "She's not your child." "She's hers." "The little girl is what's left of her goodness." "We hid her in safety in the world outside this hell." "Now the dream of this life must end and so, too, must the dreamers within it." "For over 30 years they've lied to their own souls." "For 30 years they've denied their own fate." "But now is the end of days and I am the reaper." "What do you want?" "All we ask for is satisfaction." "Satisfaction?" "Revenge." "Why me?" "You chose." "You chose Sharon." "Christabella will find Sharon." "She plans to purify her." "Oh, God, no." "Their blind conviction repels me from their church." "I cannot enter while they deny their fate but you can." "Just tell me what I need to do." "Tell them the truth." "The child is mine!" "Mine!" "She's mine." "She's mine!" "The truth is clear to those who see." "Just as I could see you had this child." "Let's go." "Out of the car." "Turn around." "Just a friendly warning I'll be back with people who know what they're doing." "Before you do that, Chris, I wanna tell you about Officer Bennett." "Few years back, some wacko, he abducted a kid threw him down a mine vent up there in Silent Hill." "Cybil Bennett, she found that boy." "She spent three days holding onto him keeping him alive until they were rescued." "We know what we're doing." "I need to do everything I can." "Let's go." "Please." "Christabella, let her live." "Your weakness led these souls to judgment." "This time you will bear witness." "She is innocent." "Look at her." "She's the whelp of your daughter." "The demon!" "The demon fathered this disgusting abomination from her child!" "No, she's mine!" "Sharon." "Sharon, look at me." "Look at me." "Don't be afraid." "It's okay, it's okay." "Your mama's coming." "Once again we are called upon to restore innocence." "We burn this witch." "We vanquish evil." "No." "You can't." "You can't." "Don't let her say this!" "No!" "We burn the child!" "We fight the demon!" "She's just a child!" "What the fuck is wrong with you people?" "Let her go!" "Leave her alone!" "Leave her alone!" "Those who aid the demon they must be cleansed by the fire from whence they came." "That's crazy." "You're crazy." "No!" "Why are you listening to this?" "Why?" "Burn the witch!" "Burn her!" "Burn the witch!" "Burn her!" "Burn the witch!" "Sharon." "Evil witch!" "Suffer." "Burn the witch!" "Burn her!" "Burn the witch!" "Burn her!" "Oh, my God." "Burn the witch!" "Burn her!" "Burn the witch!" "Burn her!" "Burn the witch!" "Burn her!" "Burn the witch!" "Burn her!" "Burn her!" "You're in your own hell." "Mama, be with me." "Here is where the apocalypse began." "This is where we stopped the annihilation of the world." "We drew a line in the sand and said:" ""Demon, you will not cross!"" "But the demon is wicked, full of treachery." "Yet again he comes to tempt us in the guise of an innocent." "To rid the world of this demon we must burn this child!" "That's not gonna happen!" "Mommy!" "It's okay, baby." "Everything's gonna be okay." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "What have you people done?" "You have returned." "Yes, I have." "The witch has returned." "Do not believe her lies." "I come from a world outside this place." "I come from a world full of life!" "Why don't you tell them the truth." "Tell them the truth that you deny, even to yourself." "There was no apocalypse!" "You burned in the fire that you started and nothing can save you because you're already damned!" "Mommy!" "Take her." "Burn her." "Burn her as a witch." "Burn her!" "Burn her!" "Demon witch!" "Burn me?" "Demon witch." "That's your answer." "Burn anything you're afraid of." "Burn anything you can't control." "This woman uses your fear to control you." "She led you to burn Alessa Gillespie." "She led you to burn an innocent child." "But you will not deny your guilt and you cannot deny her pain!" "That child was sin incarnate." "No, it's you who have sinned." "You darkened the heart of an innocent and now you cower in the face of Alessa's revenge." "Sinner." "Heresy." "Burn her." "Burn her!" "Your faith brings death!" "You are alone in this limbo and God is not here." "Mommy!" "She was a blasphemer." "Blasphemer!" "Blasphemer!" "What have you done?" "You've brought the darkness in with you." "Do you know what you've done?" "For Sharon." "Mommy." "Mommy." "Mommy." "Mommy!" "Oh, Lord, give me the strength to stay pure." "No!" "No!" "Alessa, what have you become?" "Mommy!" "Sharon!" "Sharon, honey, it's me." "It's Mommy." "Down!" "We're getting down." "Shut your eyes." "Shut your eyes, baby." "Shut your eyes." "Shut your eyes." "Shut your eyes." "Shut your eyes." "It's just a bad dream." "It's just a bad dream." "Why did she not take me with the others?" "Because you're her mother." "Mother is God in the eyes of a child." "I love you." "Hi, this is Chris." "And this is Rose." "And I'm Sharon Da Silva." "Please leave a message!" "Christopher, it's me." "I'm with Sharon." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Rose?" "Rose?" "Yeah." "We're coming home." | {
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"Previously on "The Vampire Diaries"..." "Valerie:" "Alaric's babies..." "they're inside of you." "I know they're not mine." "They're still my responsibility." "Bonnie:" "The Phoenix stone gives the sword it's power against immortal foes." "Julian:" "When a vampire is stabbed through the heart, the sword acts as a magical conduit, transferring their spirit into this nasty stone, creating your own little personal hell." "Ugh!" "Caroline:" "Stefan!" "Damon:" "Stefan!" "Hi there, hero." "You've been out a long time." "Bonnie:" "The spell's not working." "It pulled Stefan out, no problem." "How come we had no trouble reuniting your soul with your body?" "Because eventually I submitted to the kind of suffering that just breaks you." "We all do anything we can to avoid that kind of pain." "Stefan:" "What did you want?" "Stop lying to yourself!" "I wanted..." "My mother." "I got to get her back." "I got to get her back." "Hey, hey, hey, Damon, you're safe." "None of this is real!" "Damon, don't!" "No!" "[Groans]" "Donovan, hey, wake up." "You do not get to die." "Donovan, drink." "Bon." "Bonnie, Bonnie." "Oh, I'm so sorry." "[Coughs]" "I didn't know where I was." "I didn't know I was out..." "Ohh." "Oh, yup." "I saw this coming." "[Bonnie, Nora, and Mary Louise chanting]" "Ababbas Dagoineh..." "Ababbas Dagoineh..." "Melunah..." "Washaset..." "Damon:" "Stefan?" "[Chanting continues]" "[Speaking indistinctly]" "[Breathing heavily]" "Stefan?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I heard you." "No Vervain this time?" "No switching up the menu?" "Nah, I just wanted to make sure you had a chance to calm down." "[Exhales]" "Oh, I'm calm." "No, no, no." "You're gonna say to me... you're gonna say I screwed up so bad," "I nearly killed all of our friends because I thought I was stuck in a fake hell-world." "You don't have to explain." "It wasn't your fault." "Huh?" "It was an honest mistake." "You're getting a pass." "Wait." "You skipped a bunch of stuff." "First I'm supposed to say that I see the error of my ways, and then you tell me that that's not good enough, and then you judge me harder." "And then I say something mean but true that totally throws you off balance." "You came out of the Phoenix Stone, but you thought you were still inside of it." "Everybody understands." "Oh." "That's pretty generous considering I just stabbed your pregnant girlfriend in the chest." "Yeah." "Well..." "The Hellstone does a number on you." "Yeah." "Yeah, it does." "Well, I'm here." "And it's real." "I'm ready for my bro hug." "I'll wait until you've unchained me, brother." "Here's the thing," "Damon, um, hell messes with you." "But post-hell is much worse." "Oh." "You guys got to be kidding me." "This is still my house." "Tyler Lockwoof." "[Sniffing]" "Yeah, Stefan, I thought my allergies were acting up." "I didn't know you were back." "Caroline invited me to her baby Shower, although she failed to mention the part about Mystic Falls going to crap." "What the hell happened out there?" "Oh, you know, we had to evacuate." "Scary heretics, fictional mining fires." "You weren't CC'd on the memo?" "Stefan:" "I don't think he's talking about the evacuation, Damon." "So what is he talking about?" "I know you didn't manage to screw the whole town up all over again while I was on my weekend trip to limbo." "That's the thing." "You weren't gone for just the weekend." "You've been gone for weeks." "Julian:" "Ellis, tell your friends to bring something back from their hunt." "We need to stock the bar for happy hour." "Ellis:" "Hey!" "No killing dinner." "On my count." "3, 2, 1!" "Go!" "The hot damns: ♪ something in the air... ♪" "♪ Who-o-oa... ♪" "Who's thirsty?" "!" "[Crowd cheering]" "The hot damns: ♪ ain't no good gonna happen after dark ♪" "♪ After dark ♪" "♪ After dark ♪" "♪ Who-o-oa ♪" "What's wrong?" "Damon text-bombing you empty apologies?" "No." "I'm letting Stefan deal with Damon." "Oh, that's smart." "Until Damon manipulates Stefan into thinking he's changed, and then he's our problem again." "I'm trying to be positive, ok?" "Oh, my god." "What?" "Why?" "'Cause it just matched us." "Oh, you wish, Mystic Queen." "Ok, we got to get you a new profile picture." "Is that a gun?" "Yeah, I was in my uniform." "I'm not gonna crop my gun out." "Ok, I'm not trying to be in your business, but maybe showing a softer side will get you more hits." "[Vehicles approaching]" "[Finish lines pop]" "[Groaning]" "[Fires]" " [Chanting]" " Femus!" "[Matt firing rifle]" "Matt." "Matt, ok, he's dead." "At least Lily kept her heretics on a leash." "I guess it's safe to say I lost my soft side." "Ok." "Come on." "Let's get these bodies out of here." "[Groans]" "You delegated deputy Doolittle to patrol the streets with his witchy ride-along?" "Are you sure Bonnie put the right soul back in your body?" "I mean, what happened to your hero-hair campaign to protect Mystic Falls?" "Well, I've been busy trying to raise you from the dead." "It's called multitasking." "You have no idea what I have been through." "All right, brother, you have a captive audience." "What'd I miss?" "Caroline:" "Thank you." "Stefan, voice-over:" "After Bonnie did the spell to bring me out of the stone, all I wanted to do is get back to normal with Caroline." "Super fancy." "Even my purse has a chair." "Well, we're celebrating, so I figured we'd take it up a notch, right?" "Absolutely." "So what wine are you feeling like?" "I don't care." "Whatever you want." "Well, I'm drinking water." "Right." "[Both chuckle]" "Sorry." "Are you sure that you're up for this?" "I know it's the first time you've really been out since you woke up." "I'm..." "I'm fine." "Thank you, though." "Ok." "Good." "Because Bonnie thinks she's close to pulling Damon out." "She said that she felt especially strong today." "And with any luck, we'll be celebrating something else soon." "Damon:" "Hello, lovers." "Miss me?" "How'd you get here?" "Stefan:" "Get away from her!" "Caroline:" "Stefan, stop." "What are you doing" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "So you got out of hell, you're on the up-and-up, and then you started hallucinating me as a waiter." "I mean, I couldn't be a manager or something?" "I think you're missing the point." "I get the point, Stefan." "I have no desire to kill Caroline." "I mean, other than the last time I tried." "But we can all agree that that was a huge misunderstanding." "I'm not gonna have a psychotic break, brother." "I promise." "Ok." "Here's how this is gonna work." "I'm gonna unchain you." "And you're not gonna leave my side until I'm convinced that you're ok." "I'm 100% ok." "Good." "Then you can prove it to me while I drive you around the new Mystic Falls." "Great." "Damon..." "Peek-a-boo." "Ready?" "Yeah." "All good." "Are you really worried about Damon or is this just a convenient excuse to get out of the baby-food-tasting game?" "Stefan:" "Well, if that is what I think it is, then I would rather be sent back to the hellstone." "Caroline, chuckling:" "Honestly," "I don't blame you." "But Alaric needs this." "You know, he doesn't have the necessary accoutrements of a single father-to-be." "Well, don't worry." "I'm gonna still get him that baby Bjorn thing or whatever you made me click on when I was drunk." "Thank you." "Hey, be safe today, ok?" "I finally got you back to reality." "I want to keep you in one piece." "Don't you worry." "I will." "Bye." "Oh, boy." "[Stefan sighs, Damon whistles]" "What?" "[Imitates whip cracking]" "[Scoffs]" "Just get inside." "[Sniffing]" "Lovely." "Yeah." "Well, you get used to the smell." "Damon:" "And this is why they should've gotten me out first." "Well, they tried, but apparently, you weren't ready to be pulled out." "What happened to you in there?" "Picture me as a soldier in gray being shot to death over and over and over again while the ghost of mommie dearest floated on her harpy wings, saying," ""I told you so, Damon."" "Sounds pretty miserable if you ask me." "Well, I think that was the point." "I just realized all I had to do was cry some big boy tears and tell mommy I was sorry." "Glad you got some closure." "It did the trick because right after that, I went toward the red light in the sky." "What about you?" "How'd you pass your existential dealio?" "Julian:" "Look who survived." "Look who infested my town because he has nothing better to do with his eternity." "Your brother and I called a truce." "Well, I wouldn't call you taking over my town without my permission a truce exactly." "Well, I suppose it wasn't so much of a takeover as a walk right in and nobody stopping you." "You gonna take that, hmm?" " Julian:" "Ooh." " Stefan:" "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "Today's all about proving that you can play well with others, all right?" "Julian:" "There's no need to pout." "I'm not gonna hurt your precious town." "It holds sentimental value for me as well." "This was Lily's home once." "Now it's mine." "Well..." "[Chuckling] Anyway..." "I'm making this about myself when here you are, back with the living." "Congratulations, although now's where the real work begins, doesn't it?" "Hey, good luck to you both." "[Voice of henry] Can I get you another one, soldier?" "Damon..." "Yeah." "Hey, what are you looking at?" "One too many pieces of Vampire Trash." "[Clicks tongue]" "Are you certain you're still suited to be his wing man?" "I expect you're still adjusting yourself." "I think I'm handling it." "Thanks." "Yes." "When I first got out, I thought I was..." "Handling it, too." "Ahh." "Guest:" "And go!" "This is a nightmare." "Look at him." "Bonnie:" "Are you kidding me?" "This is the best blackmail material ever." "In t-minus a few short weeks, these babies are popping out of me and being handed over to him, their only parent... a man who's hardly inspiring any confidence." "[Bell dings]" "Yes!" " Guest:" "Time!" " Bonnie:" "Hmm." "Huh." "That's terrifying." "You're never baby-sitting." "Neither of you..." "Ever." "[Sighs]" "I made a helmet." "Hey." "How did you do that?" "Well, it's a diaper, not a bomb, though I could dismantle a bomb blindfolded if I needed to." "Ha ha." "There's nothing funnier than newborns and C4." "So I shouldn't store my explosives in the nursery?" "I think I read that in one of the 20 parenting magazines you left in my office." "Ok, ok!" "I get it." "I'm the overprotective, no-fun surrogate." "No." "No." "Actually, you are an incredibly generous friend, who I will forever be indebted to." "Well, it's not about debt." "As long as you understand once these babies are born," "I will not be on call 24/7 to burp and bathe and feed and diaper and..." "I get it, Caroline." "I..." "I don't expect that to be your problem." "Well, it's not a problem." "It's just that there's..." "Oof." "Baby a just kicked." "Oh, she did?" "Really?" "Mm-hmm." "Ha ha!" "Oh, damn!" "My daughter's a ninja." "Oh, yeah." "There goes baby B." "Oh, you can tell 'em apart?" "Of course." "Ahh." "And I almost had my manhood back." "Yeah, "almost" being the operative word." "You just suffocated a doll with a diaper," "Donovan." "Drink up." "I can't." "I'm on duty." "[Scoffs]" "I don't know why you even bother." "The bad guys aren't going anywhere, man." "I mean, if anything, they're multiplying." "So that's it, huh?" "You're just gonna give up?" "We grew up there, Ty." "That is your town." "Was my town." "Now it's a cesspool that's not worth getting killed over." "Getting out was the best thing that ever happened to me." "Who's that?" "Someone who wasn't invited." "Hey." "Wasn't sure you'd make it." "Well, anything to postpone studying for midterms." "Did you buy off the registry?" "You mean that list of demands." "No." "See, I refuse to purchase anything called a milk warmer." "So instead I bought these tiny, little socks that for some reason look like laced-up sneakers." "Socks count as practical." "Good." "That's how we'll sell it to Caroline." "Come on." "I'll get you a drink, although, fair warning, they're in baby bottles." "Ah." "Infants drinking." "What a lovely image." "Can't say I'm surprised." "[Rock music playing]" "Are you just going to surrender your town to the enemy?" "I get it." "You're a hell-world hangover." "But I already passed the test, Henry." "I already admitted my fault." "You can leave me alone." "You passed the test, yes, but you haven't completed your liberation." "Oh, yeah." "Liberate this." "Very realistic head trip." "We should probably skip the check." "[Dance music playing]" "So you want to tell me what the heretic's doing here?" "Probably 'cause I invited her." "Oh." "So we spend all morning killing" "Julian's vampires, then you invite one to Caroline's shower?" "First of all, she's not Julian's." "And second of all, she helped us get Stefan out of that stone." "After she put him in, after she killed my graduating class, kidnapped Caroline, and then murdered every human at her anniversary party." "I see her studying by herself every day." "And, honestly, I felt bad." "So I invited her." "It's better to have a powerful heretic as a friend than an enemy." "Nora:" "And I'm quite good at gifts." "Don't forget that." "Perhaps it's time for me to leave." "Yeah, perhaps you should." "Bonnie:" "No, I invited you." "You should stay." "Nora:" "I would, but I'm afraid your friend here may say something inappropriate to me and then find himself never able to speak again." "Did you just threaten me?" "Oh, I didn't, actually." "That would have looked like this." "Take another step toward me and I'll pluck your vocal cords from your throat and use them to play a rather sporting game of pin the tail on the deputy." "Stop..." "Please." "[Gasping]" "The party was lovely." "Thank you." "When were you going to tell me that you lost your grip on reality?" "I just did." "I like to use visual aids." "You need to tell me what you're going through because it only gets worse from here." "Worse than you envisioning me as a waiter?" "Who was I next?" "A busboy?" "A valet?" "[Sighs]" "You were everywhere." "[Gasps]" "Stefan, voice-over:" "I couldn't sleep, couldn't eat, couldn't get you out of my head." "The only constant I had was Caroline." "Another nightmare?" "[Breathing heavily]" "Yeah, the same one." "I was in the quarry." "I was..." "I was drowning." "And Damon was there." "Damon was there?" "Then what?" "Doesn't matter." "It's over." "[Sniffles]" "Clearly it's not." "Whatever you experienced in that rock is still torturing you somehow." "Damon:" "You're lucky you have her to hold on to, brother." "You're not here." "Who are you talking to?" "Get out of here, Caroline." "Yeah." "Get out of here, Caroline, before I rip those babies right out of your belly." " Enough!" " [Glass breaks]" "Stop!" "It's not real." "It's not real." "Stefan, voice-over:" "But then I pushed her away, too." "I lost sight of everything." "I barely even noticed when Julian took over our town." "[People whistling, hooting]" "[Motorcycle engines revving]" "All I could see was you." "Where's mom when you need her?" "'Cause fat chance you're winning this showdown." "Why are you still here?" "I'm a piece of the stone Puzzle." "If you figure it out, I'll leave you alone." "Until then..." "Stefan, voice-over:" "I couldn't get rid of you." "I couldn't stop seeing you." "I couldn't stop hearing you." "Nothing else mattered." "Not our town, not Julian, not even Caroline." "All I cared about was making you go away." "So?" "Pins and needles over here, brother." "What did you do?" "[Sighs]" "I got a can of gasoline." "I was convinced that the only solution was to burn your actual body." "I had to stop you from haunting me." "I had to get rid of any reminder of what I went through in the hellstone." "Caroline:" "What are you doing?" "I don't want him to come back ever." "I have to get rid of him." "This isn't who you are, Stefan." "You love your brother." "And I know that you would rather die than let him go." "[Breathing heavily]" "Stefan, voice-over:" "Caroline found me just in time." "Without her, I wouldn't have been able to stop myself." "I would have set your body on fire to end my own suffering." "Well, that explains why I smelled like gas when I woke up." "You ok?" "I'm not the one you should be worried about." "Huh?" "You should have left me at the grill, Stefan, let me deal with the consequences of my own actions, but, no." "Saint Stefan to the rescue." "Always there to clean up his big brother's messes." "What are you talking about?" "Quit trying to save me, brother." "Julian:" "This is what your brother did to Ellis." "He didn't know what he was doing." "Really?" "He was just fishing around for his liver and came across his heart?" "I promise I will get him under control." "Well, I strongly recommend you find him first." "What?" "He was just here." "Hmm, no, I assure you he was not." "You were alone when I arrived." "You were talking to yourself." "Perhaps that stone isn't finished with you after all." "In the meantime, if either you or your brother harm one of my men again," "I will gut the one of you and feed the other the entrails." "[Clicks tongue]" "Thanks for stepping away from babyland." "Anything to avoid a guessing game about how big Caroline's belly is." "Yeah." "What do you want?" "I need to see Elena." "That's not an option." "Whoa." "Whoa." "Whoa." "Wait." "I just want to see her face for a minute." "A little reminder that everything's gonna be ok, you know?" "When you gave me her coffin, you made me swear to not let anybody see her, especially you." "[Scoffs]" "I was feeling a little sentimental." "You told me that's what you would say." "You figured at some point, you'd get impatient or lose your nerve or have a really bad day." "You said under no circumstance am I allowed to give her to you." "I changed my mind." "I know what happened the other night." "I know you're sick." "Where is Stefan anyway?" "Listen to me, we can walk upstairs right now and turn that baby shower into a bloodbath or you can take me to see my girl." "No muss, no fuss." "Just..." "Just a little visit, ok?" "[Taps Tyler's shoulder]" "[New message in inbox chime]" "[Vehicle horn honking]" "Oh, yeah." "[Siren pulses]" "Damn it." "[Siren]" "Oh, man." "Grove Hill P.D." "License and registration, please." "Officer, look, I am a cop, too." "If you let me just show you my badge." "Mr. Donovan." "The good news is you actually have a valid license, which means at some point you did learn how to drive." "The bad news is that can only mean you're swerving between lanes because you're drunk." "I'm not drunk." "I had a couple drinks at a party..." "Step out of the car, please, now." "Are you kidding me?" "Nice security, he said with contempt." "You told me to keep her safe, and I did." "You don't need to secure someone if no one knows where they are." "Me again." "No, no, no." " No." " [Pistol is armed]" "[Firing pistol]" " Stefan:" "Hey." " [Wild child's "bad girl" plays]" "Caroline:" "Excuse me for one second." "Hey." "Why didn't you answer your phone?" "I'm sorry." "I was using it for the playlist." "Are... are you all right?" "Has Damon been here?" "No." "Why would he be?" "I don't know where he is." "I thought he was with me, and then he wasn't." "And..." "Ok, ok, Stefan, just calm down." "Focus." "Hey, wha... what's going on?" "It's happening again." "Look, I was talking to Damon, and I think he was there, but now I don't know when he left." "It's ok." "You're ok." "No, I'm not." "And neither is he." "Can't you find someone else to haunt?" "I can't leave until you find liberation." "You're still denying your nature." "You haven't let go of what's holding you back." "What does that Hellstone have to do with my true nature?" "A Phoenix Stone." "It doesn't trap you." "It frees you..." "To be reborn as your true self." "You want to see my true self?" "I need to go find Damon." "No, you don't." "You know what?" "We are going to take care of you first." "How are you gonna take care of me?" "My soul was literally trapped in a rock." "Yeah, until you passed some kind of test." "You never told me how you earned your freedom." "Bonnie pulled me out with a spell." "You know that." "No." "Something else happened in that hell-world, something that you won't admit." "You can't keep hiding like this, Stefan." "You can't." "Just, please, let me help you." "There's nothing we can do about it now, ok?" "Ah, you have to tell me." "It's the only way that we're gonna get through it." "You have to try." "Just..." "God." "You can't go on like this." "I was living in a repeating loop of misery." "Every loop ended with Damon dragging me into the quarry." "The water was black and freezing." "We were drowning together." "Every time I tried to swim to the surface, he dragged me back down." "Every time I tried to save him," "I died, too." "I finally realized that there was only way to escape." "If I wanted to survive," "I had to go on without him." "So I let him go." "I abandoned him." "I let my brother drown so I could save myself." "So that's why you're hallucinating him?" "Because some faux version of your brother is upset with something that you did in a fake reality?" "The hellstone is trying to tell me something." "It's trying to prove a point." "I will never be happy until Damon is out of my life for good." "Do you really believe that?" "You took my words to heart, did you?" "Shut up." "I'm not doing this with you anymore." "I told you to leave me alone." "Now I'm gonna end this." "You're right." "You're not doing it with my anymore." "Henry?" "I promised you liberation." "No." "Elena!" "This was necessary, Damon." "She held you back from being the monster you really are." "No." "Elena!" "Oh, my god." "No." "Elena!" "No!" "No, Elena!" "Oh, god." "Elena." "In case it wasn't obvious, today was supposed to be a fresh start." "Oh, spare me the lecture." "What the hell is your problem?" "I was trying to be nice to you." "After I left your wretched party," "I found this in my mail." "Is this your idea of a joke?" "Postcard?" "You have a pen pal." "If you sent this, you'd best admit it now before I squeeze the truth from your trachea." "Why would I send this to you?" "And even if I did, what's so scary about the alphabet?" "It's a warning..." "From the huntress." "You're saying that like I should know who that is." "You certainly know her weapon." "A sword." "Yes." "Custom-made for her." "She used it to put Julian in the stone along with thousands of other vampires." "She's ruthless." "Once you've been marked by her sword, she never stops hunting you." "That's how Beau got his scar." "She'll come to him now." "She'll come for all of us." "Then how do we stop her?" "There's no stopping her ever." "And there's no "we" involved." "Besides, she's not after you, so it's really not your concern." "If my friends' lives are in danger," "I'm not gonna stand by and do nothing." "Then what do you propose we do?" "[Indistinct pa announcements]" "All right, officer Donovan, you're clear to go." "But I can't let you drive yourself home." "I think I'll wait it out." "Sure you don't want to call a friend?" "That girl who does our turndown service just left." "I'm a little light in the friend department right now." "[Sirens in distance, police radio transmissions]" "I heard about your graduation... the whole freak mining fire thing." "I can't imagine what it'd be like to lose half my class." "Sorry you had to go through that." "Thanks." "It's weird town officials didn't get FEMA involved or at least increase emergency response." "It's almost like everyone's resigned to letting the fires burn out on their own." "Yeah." "That's the way it seems." "Except if everyone sits around doing nothing, there's not gonna be a town left." "Anyway, good night." "Oh, and, uh, one last thing." "What the hell did we find in your truck?" "[Alaric sighing]" "Um, I think that I should wash these onesies with the hypoallergenic detergent first." "Where are the keys to the laundry room?" "It's midnight, Caroline." "I mean, we've got plenty of time to take care of all this stuff." "Yeah, I know." "I know." "We should also really get a head start on those car seats because I read somewhere that first-time parents are just always messing those up." "And did you happen to notice if the monitor came with little batteries?" "You don't have any around here." "And the last thing that you need are just these screaming, crying babies in the middle of the night, and you can't even hear them." "Hey, what's going on with you?" "You ok?" "When were you gonna tell me that you're leaving?" "When I officially got the job." "And what's wrong with the job that you have now?" "There's nothing wrong with the job." "It's the place." "Faculty day care." "Hello!" "And you have preschool right here on the campus." "Caroline, I am not raising my kids anywhere near Mystic Falls or Whitmore college or..." "Vampires." "That's right." "Look, I'm sorry." "I thought all this baby stuff bonanza, you know, all this single parent on their own..." "Yeah." "No, it was." "Caroline, I was under the impression, you know, that once the babies were born..." "That you weren't gonna be involved." "Uh, no." "I won't, because they're not mine." "They're yours and Jo's." "Anyway, I actually think it's really smart." "You know, safety first." "You and your babies should get as far away from here as you can." "Where were you?" "Out." "I had to clear my head." "I let you go." "In my virtual hell, we were drowning together." "And the only way for me to escape was to turn my back on you." "And everything I've been hallucinating since was to drive that point home." "Of course it was." "The only way for you to be the hero and have a happy ending is to leave me in your wake." "How do you figure?" "Because my true self is dark, brother." "And all that light just keeps getting in the way..." "Keeping me from being who I really am." "Which is what?" "Reckless?" "Manipulative?" "Selfish?" "Sounds about right." "Yeah." "It is." "But you're also my brother." "I'm not gonna give up on you." "Not now, not ever." "You're stuck with me, Damon." "I need you to know that." "[Sighs]" "Stefan, I, uh..." "I..." "What is it?" "I, um..." "Whatever it is, you can tell me." "We're out of bourbon." "Is that it?" "That's it." "Here's to drowning together." "Caroline:" "We apologize for the interruption to your current program." "My name is Caroline." "Please listen carefully." "I have an urgent message for Stefan Salvatore." "We apologize for the interruption..." "[Groans]" "What are you doing here?" "I thought you were in Mystic Falls." "I had to stop by and visit some buddies at Dallas pd and convince them that this hostage thing was a hoax." "Get up." "You can put the gun down." "Get up." "Thank you." "You can go now." "That's it?" "You already did what we needed." "We?" "You're helping her?" "You're the easiest way to get to Stefan." "Don't take it personally." ""Don't take it personally"?" "I have a family, Matt." "So did I, and a girlfriend and a life." "And now I don't." "So your problems don't mean anything to me anymore." "Now, go." "Get out of sight and stay out of sight until *** gets what you want." | {
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"It is a beautiful day in Chicago today." "Temperatures expected to reach the upper 70s." "Right now, 75 at the lakefront, 74 at Midway, 73 at O'Hare." "And now, up in the sky," " Don Nelson with SkyView traffic." " Ferris?" " Thanks." "We've got scores of accidents." " Ferris?" "Tom!" " What's the matter?" " It's Ferris." " What?" "What's wrong?" " What's wrong?" "For Christ's sake look at him, honey." "Ferris?" "He doesn't have a fever, but he says his stomach hurts and he's seeing spots." "What's the matter, Ferris?" "Papa?" "Honey, feel his hands." "They're cold and clammy." "I'm fine." " I can get up." " No." " I have a test today." " No." "You..." "I have to take it." "I want to go to a good college, so I can have a fruitful life." "Honey, you're not going to school like this, now." "Fine." "What's this?" "What's his problem?" " He doesn't feel well." " Yeah, right." "Dry that one out, you can fertilize the lawn." "Jeanie?" "Is that you?" "Jeanie?" "I can't see that far." "Jeanie?" "Jeanie, I..." " Bite the big one, Junior." " Thank you, Jeanie." "You get to school." "Wait, you're letting him stay home?" "I can't believe this." "If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school." "This is so unfair." "Jeanie, please don't be upset with me." "You have your health." "Be thankful." "That's it." "I want out of this family." "I'm okay." "I'll just sleep." "Maybe I'll have an aspirin around noon." "Now, listen, I'm showing some houses to that, that family from Vermont today." "So I'll be in the area." "Now, my office will know just where I am if you need me, okay?" " Okay." " Okay." "I'll check on you too, pal." "It's nice to know that I have such loving, caring parents." "You're both very special people." "Now, you get better, pumpkin." "Okay, pumpkin." "I'll be home at 6:00 sharp." "If you need anything, call." "Ringy-dingy." " We love you, sweetie." " I love you, too." "Call if you need us." "They bought it." "Incredible." "One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second." "How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?" "This is my ninth sick day this semester." "It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses." "If I go for 10, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung." "So I better make this one count." "The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands." "It's a good non-specific symptom." "I'm a big believer in it." "A lot of people will tell you that a good, phony fever is a dead lock." "But, you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office." "That's worse than school." "You fake a stomach cramp and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms." "It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school." "Life moves pretty fast." "If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." "I do have a test today." "That wasn't bullshit." "It's on European socialism." "I mean, really, what's the point?" "I'm not European." "I don't plan on being European." "So, who gives a crap if they're socialists?" "They could be fascist anarchists." "It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car." "It's not that I condone fascism or any "ism," for that matter." ""Isms," in my opinion, are not good." "A person should not believe in an "ism," he should believe in himself." "I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me."" "A good point there." "After all, he was "The Walrus."" "I could be "The Walrus." I'd still have to bum rides off of people." " Adams?" " Here." " Adamley?" " Here." "Adamowsky?" " Adamson?" " Here." " Adler?" " Here." "Anderson?" " Anderson?" " Here." "Bueller?" "Bueller?" "Bueller?" " Bueller?" " He's sick." "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid, who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at Thirty-One Flavors last night." "I guess it's pretty serious." " Thank you, Simone." " No problem whatsoever." "Frye?" "Frye?" "Frye?" "Hello?" " Cameron, babe, what's happening?" " Very little." " How do you feel?" " Shredded." "Is your mother in the room?" "She's in Decatur." "Unfortunately, she's not staying." "Where are you?" "I'm taking the day off." "Now get dressed and come on over." "I can't, stupid, I'm sick." "That's all in your head." "Come on over." "I feel like complete shit, Ferris." "I can't go anywhere." "I'm sorry to hear that." "Now come on over here and pick me up." "I'm dying." "You're not dying." "You just can't think of anything good to do." "If anybody needs a day off, it's Cameron." "He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates." "He can't be wound up this tight and go to college." "His roommate will kill him." "When Cameron was in Egypt's land" "Let my Cameron go" "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." "Katie Bueller." "This is Edward R. Rooney, Dean of Students." "Oh, my God." "I'm so sorry." "I just completely forgot to call." "Then you are aware that your son is not in school today?" "Yes, I am." "Ferris is home, sick." "Now, I had a meeting first thing this morning." "I know I should have called, it just completely slipped my mind." "I'm really very sorry." "Are you also aware, Mrs. Bueller, that" "Ferris does not have what we consider to be an exemplary attendance record?" "I don't understand." "He has missed an unacceptable number of school days." "In the opinion of this educator," "Ferris is not taking his academic growth seriously." "Now, I've spent my morning examining his records." "If Ferris thinks that he can just coast through this month and still graduate, he is sorely mistaken." "I have no reservation, whatsoever, about holding him back another year." " This is all news to me." " Usually is." "So far this semester he has been absent nine times." " Nine times?" " Nine times." "I don't remember him being sick nine times." "That's probably because he wasn't sick, he was skipping school." "Wake up and smell the coffee, Mrs. Bueller." "It's a fool's paradise." "He is just leading you down the primrose path." "I can't believe it." "I've got it right here in front of me." "He has missed nine days." "I asked for a car, I got a computer." "How's that for being born under a bad sign?" "Grace?" "Grace!" "Look, I can give you every assurance, Mr. Rooney, that Ferris is home and he is very ill." "In fact, I debated whether or not I should even leave him." "Grace!" "I can appreciate how this time of year children are prone to taking the day off." "However, in Ferris' case, I can assure you, he is truly a very sick boy." "Never had one lesson." "In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the..." "Anyone?" "Anyone?" "The Great Depression, passed the..." "Anyone?" "Anyone?" "The tariff bill, the Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act which..." "Anyone?" "Raised or lowered?" "Raised tariffs in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government." "Did it work?" "Anyone?" "Anyone know the effects?" "It did not work and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression." "Today, we have a similar debate over this." "Anyone know what this is?" "Class?" "Anyone?" "Anyone?" "Anyone seen this before?" "The Laffer Curve." "Anyone know what this says?" "It says, that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point." "This is very controversial." "Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980?" "Anyone?" "Something "d-o-o" economics." "Voodoo economics." "Jeanie." "I'm really sorry about your brother." "What are you sorry for?" "I have to live with the trouser snake." "No, I mean, I heard he's really sick." "Whoa." "Whoa." "Who said he's sick?" "A whole bunch of people." "They said he's like on the verge of death." "This guy in my biology class said that if Ferris dies, he's giving his eyes to Stevie Wonder." "He's such a sweetie." "Got to go." " Hi, Jeanie." " Shut up." "Please, do not yank my cord on this." "How desperate is the situation?" "Well, did you see Alien?" "When that creature was in that guy's stomach?" "It kind of feels like that." "Freshmen." "Goddamn, are you kidding?" "No, of course I'm not kidding." "Do I sound like I'm kidding?" "Who's he talking to?" "Ferris Bueller, do you know him?" "Yeah." "He's getting me out of summer school." "We appreciate you letting us know how you're doing." "We've got to buzz." "Keep a good thought, dude." "Thanks." "Shit." "I hope he doesn't die." "I can't handle summer school." " Wait a minute, give me somebody else." " Yeah, sure, hold on." " You see Alien?" " Yeah, why?" " Hello?" " Hi." "Hi, Ferris, how's your bod?" "Oh, my God, you're dying?" " Is it serious?" " I don't know." "I hope not." " Think I may need a kidney transplant." " Shit." " Are you upset?" " Excuse me." " Think you'll be alive this weekend?" " Yeah, I'd say I will." "Great." "Maybe I'll see you." "Bye." "I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him." "Well, with your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody." "It's true." "What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas." "The last thing I need at this point in my career is 1,500 Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls." "He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body." "Well, makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed." "Thank you, Grace." "I think you're wrong." "Well, he's very popular, Ed." "The sportos and motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads, they all adore him." "They think he's a righteous dude." "That is why I have got to catch him this time." "To show these kids that the example he sets is a first-class ticket to nowhere." "Ed." "You sounded like Dirty Harry just then." "Really?" "Thanks, Grace." "I'm serious, man, this is ridiculous." "Making me wait around the house for you." "Why can't you let me rot in peace?" "Cameron, this is my ninth sick day." "If I get caught, I won't graduate." "I'm not doing this for me, I'm doing it for you." " Do you know what my diastolic is?" " Be a man." "Take some Pepto-Bismol, get dressed, and come on over here." " I'm tired of this stuff." " Shut up." "Hold your water for a second, I got another call." " Hello?" " Ferris?" "Hi." "You sound terrible." "Really?" "Darn." "I thought I was improving." "Were you sleeping?" "Dad, can you hang on for a second?" " Sure, pal." " Hang on." " Cameron, it's my dad." " Great." "Keep me out of it." "If you're not over here in 15 minutes, you can find a new best friend." "You've been saying that since the fifth grade." " Dad?" " Yeah?" "All this talking has made me kind of light-headed." "I think I ought to lie down." "Take a hot bath and then wrap a hot towel around your head." " Wrap a hot towel around my head?" " And then make yourself some soup." "Get a nap." "Okay?" "Okay." " Hey, Ferris?" " Yeah?" " Love you, pal." " I love you, too." "I'm so disappointed in Cameron." "$20 says he's sitting in his car, debating about whether or not he should go out." "He'll keep calling me." "He'll keep calling me until I come over." "He'll make me feel guilty." "This..." "This is ridiculous." "Okay, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go." "Shit." "Goddamn it!" "Forget it." "That's it." "I'm not going." "In what way" "does the author's use of the prison" "symbolize" "the protagonist's struggle?" "And how does this relate to our discussion of the uses of irony?" "Mr. Knowlan, may I interrupt, please?" "Sloane Peterson?" "May I have a word with you, dear?" "My dear, I'm afraid that I'm the bearer of bad tidings." "Your father called." "Your grandmother has just passed." " No." " Oh, darling." "Oh, honey." "Dead grandmother?" "Yes, that's what Mr. Peterson said." "I had Florence Sparrow notify Sloane." "Poor little lamb." "Who's this girl going out with?" "It's so hard to tell these days." "I do see her with Ferris Bueller quite a little bit." "Would you get me Mr. Peterson's daytime number, please?" "Surely." " Ed Rooney's office." " This is George Peterson." "Please hold." "What do you know?" "It's Mr. Peterson." "You still want his daytime number?" " Ed Rooney." " Ed." "This is George Peterson." "How are you today, sir?" "We've had a bit of bad luck this morning, as you may have heard." "Yeah, I heard, and I'm all broken up." " Boy, what a blow." " Yeah." "Yeah." "Well, it's been a tough morning, and we've got a lot of family business to take care of." "So if you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane, I'd appreciate it." "Sure, I'd be happy to." "Yeah, you just produce a corpse, and" "I'll release Sloane." "I want to see this dead grandmother, firsthand." "Ed?" "It's all right, Grace." "It's Ferris Bueller, the little twerp." "I'm gonna set the trap and let him fall right into it." "Ed, I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to see a body?" "Yeah, that's right." "Just roll her old bones on over here, and I'll dig up your daughter." " You know, that's school policy." " Oh?" " Was this your mother?" " No, my wife's mother." "Ed Rooney's office." "Hi, this is Ferris Bueller, can I speak to Mr. Rooney, please?" "Thank you." "Hold." "Tell you what, dip-shit, you don't like my policies you can just come on down here, and smooch my big old white butt." " Ed." " Pucker up, buttercup." "What?" "Ferris Bueller's on line two." "Hey, Mr. Rooney, how you doing?" "Listen, I'm sorry to disturb you at work, but I'm not feeling very well today and I was wondering if it might be possible for my sister to bring home any assignments from my classes that I might need." "Have a nice day." "Mr. Peterson?" "I think I owe you an apology, sir." " Well, I should say you do." " I..." "I, I, I..." "Well, I think you should be sorry, for Christ's sake." "A family member dies and you insult me." "What the hell is the matter with you anyway?" "Well..." "I really don't know, sir." "I mean, I didn't think I was talking to you." "I thought I was talking to somebody else." "You know, sir, that I would never deliberately insult you like that." "I..." "I can't begin to tell you how embarrassed I am." " What?" " Pardon my French, but you're an asshole." " What do you want?" " Asshole." "Absolutely right, sir." "You've hit the nail right on the head." "Find out where she is." "This isn't over yet, buster." "Do you read me?" "Loud and clear, Mr. Peterson." "Call me "sir," goddamn it!" " Yes, sir, yes, sir." " That's better." "And you just mind your p's and q's, buster." "And remember who you're dealing with." "Bueller, Ferris Bueller." "Now, I'm a little scared 'cause what if he recognizes my voice?" " Impossible." "You're doing great." " Yeah?" "She's in..." "Wait." "Rooney!" "Rooney, calm down!" "Just a moment." "Ed!" "Get in here!" "Just a little office difficulty, sir." "Rooney, I don't have all day to bark at you." "So I'm gonna make this short and sweet." "It's great." "Perfect." "I love it." "I want my daughter out in front of the school in 10 minutes by herself." "I don't want anybody..." "What?" "It's too suspicious." "He'll think something's up." " Cover it." " You." " Talk." " You." " Talk." " Come on." "Talk." "No." "Rooney!" "Rooney." "Yes, yes." "Listen here, pay attention." "I changed my mind." "I want you out in front of the school with her." "I'd like to have a few words with you, by God." "On second thought, we don't have time to talk right now." "We'll get together soon and we'll have lunch." "What the hell is wrong with you?" "Wait." " Where's your brain?" " Why'd you kick me?" " Where's your brain?" " Why'd you kick me?" " Where's your brain?" " I asked you first." "How can we pick up Sloane if Rooney is there with her?" "I said for her to be there alone and you freaked." "Now, I didn't..." "I didn't hit you." "I lightly slapped you." "You hit me." "Look, don't ask me to participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it." "You make me get out of bed." "You make me come over here." "You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney?" "The man could squash my nuts into oblivion, and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings." "No, I did not deliberately..." "I didn't deliberately hurt your feelings." " Really?" " Really, no." "No, I didn't." "What are you doing?" "See you later, pal, I'm going home." " No, no, come on, don't do that." " Have a nice life." "Cameron, wait a minute." "Cameron, come back." "I didn't mean to lose my temper." "I'm sorry." "It was uncalled for." " You serious?" " Yeah." "Here you go." "Thank you." "You did screw up, though, right?" "I mean, not that it was completely your fault." " Why?" " Well, to fix the situation" "I'm gonna have to ask you for a small favor." "The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California." "Less than 100 were made." "My father spent three years restoring this car." "It is his love, it is his passion..." "It is his fault he didn't lock the garage." "Ferris, what are you talking about?" "Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself." "A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile." "No." "No." " Apparently you don't understand." " Wow." "Ferris, he never drives it." "He just rubs it with a diaper." "Hey, remember how insane he went when I broke my retainer?" "Come on, that was a little piece of plastic, this is a Ferrari." "Cameron, I'm sorry, but we can't pick up Sloane in your car." "Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit." " It's not a piece of shit." " It is a piece of shit." "Don't worry about it, I don't even have a piece of shit, I have to envy yours." "Thanks." "Look, I'm sorry, there's nothing else we can do." " He knows the mileage, Ferris." " He doesn't trust you?" " Never has, never will." " Look, this is real simple." "Whatever miles we put on, we'll take off." " How?" " We'll drive home backwards." "No." "No!" "Ferris, forget it." "You're just gonna have to think of something else." "I'm putting my foot down." "How about we rent a nice Cadillac?" "My treat." "We could call a limo!" "A nice stretch job with a TV and a bar." "How about that?" "Come on, live a little." "Once again, let me tell you how deeply saddened I am by your loss." "I..." "I had a grandmother, once." "Two, actually." "Deficits." "Who will have to pay that eventually?" "Anyone?" "Anyone know?" ""Man that is born of woman hath but a short time to live" ""and is full of misery" ""He cometh up and is cut down like a flow'r" ""He flee'th as if it were a shadow" ""and never continueth in one stay"" "Oh, dear." "Between grief and nothing," "I'll take grief." "Great." "Oh, Sloane, dear." "Hurry along now." "I guess that's my dad." " Yeah." " Gotta go." "Mr. Rooney..." " Ed, you're a beautiful man." " Thank you." "I wanna thank you for your warmth and compassion." "Higher "what" rates?" "Anyone?" "Higher marginal rates on your taxes." "Any questions so far?" "Shit." " Hi." " Do you have a kiss for Daddy?" "Are you kidding?" "So, that's how it is in their family." " Hi, Cameron." "You comfortable?" " Hi, Sloane." "No." "What are we gonna do?" "The question isn't:" "What are we going to do?" "The question is:" "What aren't we going to do?" "Don't say we're not going to take the car home." "Please don't say we're not going to take the car home." "If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?" "Neither would I." "Hey, Ferris, don't go so fast!" " Red line, red line, red line." " Ferris, get out!" "Thank you." "Save Ferris." "God loves you, you're very generous." "Save Ferris, save Ferris." "Save Ferris Bueller." "Save Ferris." " Save Ferris?" " What?" "Well, see, we're collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney and they run about $50,000, so if you could help out..." " Go piss up a flagpole." " I'm sorry?" " You should be." " Hey..." "Hey!" "Hey..." "What if you need a favor someday from Ferris Bueller?" "Then where will you be, huh?" "You heartless wench." "Peterson home on line one." " And watch your mouth this time." " Go soak your head." "We can't come to the phone right now." "We've had a death in the family." "Grace," "Ferris Bueller's behind this." "There is no doubt in my mind." "And now he's got Sloane Peterson involved in this thing." "Her grandmother, too." "You pinhead." "If you need to reach us we'll be at the following number." "Okay." "I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind." "You have reached the Coughlin Brothers Mortuary." "We are deeply sorry we are unable to come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as is humanly possible." "Something's going on, goddamn it." "And I'm gonna find out what it is." "I'm gonna catch this kid and I'm gonna put one hell of a dent in his future." "Fifteen years from now when he looks back on the ruin his life's become, he is going to remember Edward Rooney." " Wrong." " What?" "Not here." "We're not leaving the car here." " Why not?" " Because we're not." "I want the car back home where it belongs, right now." "Come on, let's go." "Cameron, what's gonna happen to it?" "It's in a garage." "It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong, a pigeon could shit on it." "Who knows?" "Listen, will you calm down, please?" "I'm gonna give the guy $5 to watch it." "What guy?" "Hey, how you doing?" "Do you speak English?" "What country do you think this is?" "Okay." "Listen," "I want you to take extra special care of this vehicle." "Okay?" " Hey, no problem." " Great." "Trust me." " Sir?" " Come on." "Come." "Relax." "You fellows have nothing to worry about." "I'm a professional." "Professional what?" "See what a finski can do to a guy's attitude?" "Cameron, come on." "Come on, come on." "Paper?" "Hey, look at that." "Go!" "Go!" "Bless his little heart." "Nine times." " Ferris, you think the car's all right?" " Sure." "This is the world's tallest building." "Ferris, I don't feel too good." "Can we leave soon?" "1,353 feet up in the air..." "Here, climb up on this." "Come on, everybody." "Cameron." "Okay, now lean forward against the glass like this." "Oh, my God." "Isn't that great?" "The city looks so peaceful from up here." "Anything is peaceful from 1,353 feet." "I think I see my dad." "We got a lot to do, let's go." "Shit." "The son of a bitch is down there somewhere." " You want to get married?" " Sure." "Today?" "I'm serious." " I'm not getting married." " Why not?" "What do you mean, "Why not?" Think about it." "Well, no, besides being too young, having no place to live, you feeling a little awkward about being the only cheerleader with a husband, give me one good reason why not." "I'll give you two good reasons why not:" "My mother and my father." "They're married and they hate each other." "You've seen them." "Am I right?" " So what?" " Well, it's like that car." "He loves the car." "He hates his wife." "Thank you." "Can we please get the hell out of here?" "This place gives me the creeps." "Why didn't you tell me we were coming to a..." " Hello, may I help you?" " You can sure as hell try." "Hi." "I'm Abe Froman." "Party of three for 12:00." "Is there a problem?" " You are Abe Froman?" " That's right." "I'm Abe Froman." "The sausage king of Chicago?" "Yeah." "That's me." "Listen, young man, entre nous, I'm very busy here." "Why don't you take the kids and go back to the clubhouse?" "Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am?" "I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty." " Snooty?" " Snotty." " Snotty?" " Okay, Abe, let's go." "No, I'm not going anywhere." "No, we'd like to be seated." "Listen, young man, either you take the field trip outside or I'm going to have to call the police." "The..." " You're gonna call the police on me?" " Yes." "Fine." "As a matter of fact, I'll call them myself." "Yes." "Call the police." "This'll be a hoot." "Here, give me the phone." "I have another call." " No." " I've had enough of this horsing around." " Give me the phone back." " You touch me, I yell, "Rat."" "There's another phone around here somewhere." "Find it." "Wonderful." "I weep for the future." "Okay, Ferris, can we just let it go, please?" "Ferris, please." "You've gone too far." "You're gonna get busted." "A:" "You can never go too far." "B:" "If I'm gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that." "Come on, "Abe."" "Ask for Abe Froman." " Chez Quis, bonjour." " May I speak to Abe Froman," " the sausage king of Chicago?" " Abe Froman?" "Let me check the restaurant." "Could you describe him for me, please?" "Leather jacket, white T-shirt, sweater vest." "He's devastatingly handsome." " Hold on one moment." " Yes, thank you." "Mr. Froman, this is Sergeant Peterson, Chicago Police." " I appreciate your understanding." " Don't think twice." "It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself." " Thank you." " Don't mention it." "Enjoy your lunch." "Darling, you were wonderful." "Cameron, dear friend, you thought we wouldn't have any fun." "Shame on you." "Maybe I'm overreacting." "Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy." "After all, I got a car." "He got a computer." "But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants?" "Why should everything work out for him?" "What makes him so goddamn special?" "Screw him." "I used to think that my family was the only one that had weirdness in it." "That used to worry me." "Then I saw how Cameron's family functioned." "His home life is really twisted." "That's why he's sick all the time." "It really bothers him." "He's the only guy I know who feels better when he's sick." "If I had to live in that house, I'd probably pray for disease, too." "The place is like a museum." "It's very beautiful and very cold and you're not allowed to touch anything." "Can you appreciate what it must have been like for Cameron to be in that joint as a baby?" "I'm actually amazed that I got the car out of the garage." "I caught Cameron digging the ride once or twice." "It's good for him." "It teaches him to deal with his fear." "Plus, and I must be honest here," "I love driving it." "It is so choice." "If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up." " Thank you." " Yes, sir." "Mint." "Well, hello, Jeanie." "Who's bothering you now?" "Is Mr. Rooney in?" "No, I'm sorry, he's not." "Can I help you?" "I seriously doubt it." "When's he back?" "I don't know." "He's left the school grounds on personal business." "What's that supposed to mean?" "I suppose it means it's personal and it's none of your business, young lady." "Nice attitude." "Isn't Mrs. Hagel expecting you in consumer ed." "Class?" "Probably." "What a little asshole." "Dave, you've got to consider raising your advertising budget." " We don't have the money." " Dave, if you wanna sell, you have to spend." "It's as simple as that." "Four thousand restaurants in the downtown area." "I pick the one my father goes to." " We're pinched, for sure." " No way, Cameron." "Only the meek get pinched." "The bold survive." "Let's go." " Let's surrender." " Never." "Dave, I know it sounds like I'm beating a dead horse on this one." "But I'm telling you, that that's not the case." "We don't have the money." "We don't have the..." "Dave, you're one of the brightest guys in this business." "You know what it takes to push this over the top." "We're gonna go heavy on TV and lighten up on the radio and the print." "Okay?" " He's got the money." " Look, come on back to my office." " I'll lay out the entire..." " He's got the money." "Dave, we know you've got the money." "We just have to spend it." "That's all, you bonehead." "Bueller." "Les jeux sont faits." "Translation:" "The game is up." "Your ass is mine." "Runner at first base, nobody out." "That's the first hit they've had since the fifth inning, only the fourth hit in the game." "0 and 2, the count." "There's a drive, left field, twisting, and into foul territory." "Boy, I'm really surprised they didn't go for it in that inning." "Lee Smith." " What's the score?" " Nothing, nothing." "Who's winning?" "The Bears." "There's the ball, bunted foul back to the screen." "Boy, I don't know..." "Think I broke my thumb." "Hey batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, swing, batter." "Come on." "Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, swing, batter." "He can't hit, he can't hit, he can't hit, swing, batter." "Hey, Cameron." "Do you realize if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym?" "Keep moving, keep moving." "You're up now." "Come on, get the piano off that back." "Let's go." "Come on, boys, let's go." "You'll never get out of here." "Move!" "Come on, move!" "I hate him." "Who is it?" "It's Ed Rooney, Ferris." "I'd like to have a word with you." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I can't come to the door right now." "I'm afraid that in my weakened condition," "I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences." "Save it, Ferris." "Come down here." "You can reach my parents at their places of business." "Thank you for stopping by." "I appreciate your concern for my well-being." "I am not leaving till you come down and talk to me, Ferris." "Have a nice day." "You're in big trouble, buster!" "Get down here!" "Ferris." "Ferris!" "Who is it?" "You know goddamn well who it is!" "Oh, I'm sorry." "I can't come to the door right now." "I'm afraid that in my weakened condition," "I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences." "You can reach my parents at their places of business." "Thank you for stopping by." "I appreciate your concern for my well-being." "Have a nice day." "Damn it." "Oh, mud." "Bueller, you son of a bitch." "My shoe." "Damn it." "Oh, shit." "Not sure about this family." "Hi, doggie." "Stay, boy." "No, no." "Stay." "Stay." "Sit." "Sit." "Heel." "Stay." "And passing the reviewing stand now," "Silbernen Ritter Drum and Bugle Corps." "The United German-American Male and Female Caucus." "The Empire German-Americans." "It's getting late, buddy, we better go get the car back home." " What?" " What do you..." "We have a few hours." "We have until 6:00." "I'm sorry, I mean, I know you don't care, but it does mean my ass." " You think I don't care?" " I know you don't care." "Oh, that hurts, Cameron." " Cameron, what have you seen today?" " Nothing good." "Nothing..." "Nothing good?" "This..." "What do you mean, "Nothing good"?" "We've seen everything good!" "We've seen the whole city!" "We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art." "We ate pancreas." "Saw..." "What?" "What's wrong?" "Look over there." "What's he doing?" "He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands." "What?" "Don't!" "Don't." "He didn't leave." "He's probably doing something." "No, it really busts my hump, you know?" "Oh, Cameron, he didn't ditch us or anything." "He's here." "For all we know, he went back to school." "He would not go back to school." "Yeah, he'd do it." "He'd just do it just to make me sweat." "No, he would not." "Cameron, come on." "Makes me mad." "Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd." "We'd like to play a little tune for you." "It's one of my personal favorites and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today." "Cameron Frye, this one's for you." " Ferris!" "Get off of the float!" " What are you doing?" "Get off the float!" "I can't believe you." "How'd you get up there?" "You're out of your mind!" "You know, as long as I've known him everything works for him." "There's nothing he can't handle." "I can't handle anything." "School, parents, the future..." "Ferris can do anything." "I don't know what I'm gonna do." " College." " Yeah." "But to do what?" "What are you interested in?" "Nothing." "Me neither." "You're crazy!" "What do you think Ferris is gonna do?" "He's gonna be a fry cook at Venus." "Christ." "Poochie, poochie, poochie." "Look what Uncle Ed has for you, you little fucker." "Jeez." "Sleep tight, pooch." "I knew it!" "Well, where is she?" "Look, this is her daughter." "Well, do you know where she is?" "Do you know when she'll be back?" "Do you know anything?" "Ferris." "Bueller." " Ha!" " Ya!" "You're psychotic." "You are, man." "You're out of your goddamn mind." "I can't believe you did that." "I can't believe you went on a goddamn parade float!" "Okay, okay, wait." "No, okay, wait." "Okay." ""Yeah, yeah." "This tune is one of my personal favorites."" "You're out of your mind." "Do you realize how many people saw you?" " You're nailed." " No, no." " You are." "You're nailed." " You are." "Who'd believe that I was in a parade?" "Who the hell am I?" "Besides, anybody who would nail me wouldn't go to a parade." " My mother would." " I'm not worried about your mother." "That was so quick." "Hey." "This looks okay to me, Cameron." "Looks great, let's roll." "Here you go." "Nice job." "Thank you." "You're a very generous individual." "Come back anytime." " Right, okay." "Watch the seat." " Thanks a lot." "Sorry." " Have a good night." " Bye, you guys." " Yeah, see you later." " Later." "Yeah, man, we gotta do this again." "Look, this..." "This is not a phony phone call." "There is an intruder, male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird, in my kitchen." "Yeah, my, my..." "My name's Bueller." "It's real nice that you hope my brother's feeling better, but I'm in danger, okay?" "I am very cute." "I am very alone." "And I'm very protective of my body." "I do not want it violated, or killed, all right?" "I need help!" "Speak-a de English?" "Dickhead." "God." "Excuse me." "Whoever's in the house is still in the house," "I'd like you to know that I've just called the police." "So if you have any brains whatsoever, you'll get your ass out of my house real quick." "I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes." "Hey, wait, wait, wait." "That's my car!" "I'll move it!" "He got my keys!" "You shithead!" "I feel pretty good." " Yeah?" " I feel real good." "Those guys..." "Those guys were nice, huh?" "At the garage." "I was a little worried about them." "Turned out good." "Hey." " Cameron?" " Yeah?" "How many miles did you say this thing had on it when we left?" "One hundred and twenty-six and halfway between three and four-tenths." "Why?" "How many miles are on it now?" "Here's where Cameron goes berserk." "Cameron." "Are you okay?" "Cam?" "Cameron, cut that out." "Who is it?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "I can't come to the door right now." "I'm afraid that in my weakened condition," "I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself..." "God bless the police." "I'm saved." "Oh, thank you, God." "Thank you, thank you." "You are the best." "Have a nice day." "Thank..." "I heard that you were feeling ill." "Headache, fever, and a chill." "I came to help restore your pluck 'cause I'm the nurse who likes to..." "This may very well be for real." "I think Cameron might have blown a microchip or two." "He's always been a little keyed up." "All I wanted to do was give him a good day." "We're gonna graduate in a couple of months and then we'll have the summer." "He'll work and I'll work." "We'll see each other at night and on the weekends." "Then he'll go to one school and I'll go to another." "Basically that will be it." "Sloane's as big a problem." "She still has another year of high school." "How do I deal with that?" "I was serious when I said I would marry her." "I would." "Cameron?" "Cam?" "Can you hear me?" "Cameron?" "Blink if you understand me." "Cameron has never been in love." "At least nobody's ever been in love with him." "If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays." "And she's gonna treat him like shit because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence." "She won't respect him." "'Cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass." "Just doesn't work." "Ferris." "We better try something else." "This isn't working." "You feeling any better, Cameron?" "Cam, why don't you come in here?" "It's really nice." "Cameron, I could flip out real easy, too." "It's okay." "Sooner or later everybody goes to the zoo." "Maybe he's really sick." "Maybe he isn't just torturing himself." "Hey." "Hey, hey." "Hey, Cameron." "Cam." "Cameron, wake up!" "Come on, wake up." "Hey, wake up." "Oh, shit, Cameron, come on." "Cameron!" "Come on, wake up!" "Hey." "What is that?" "Ferris Bueller, you're my hero." " You're kidding?" " Wow, that was pretty impressive, man." "You bitch." "Oh, you son of a bitch." "Come on." "Tarzan." "Sheena!" "Drugs?" "Thank you, no." "I'm straight." "I meant, are you in here for drugs?" " Why are you here?" " Drugs." "I don't know why I'm here." "Why don't you go home?" "Why don't you put your thumb up your butt?" "You wear too much eye make-up." "My sister wears too much." "People think she's a whore." "You don't wanna talk about your problem?" " With you?" "Are you serious?" " I'm serious." "Blow yourself." "All right, you wanna know what's wrong?" "I know what's wrong." "I just wanna hear you say it." "In a nutshell, I hate my brother." " How's that?" " That's cool." "Did you blow him away or something?" "No, not yet." "See, I went home to confirm that the shithead was ditching school and when I was there, a guy broke into the house." "I called the cops and they picked me up for making a phony phone call." "What do you care if your brother ditches school?" "Why should he get to ditch, when everybody else has to go?" " You could ditch." " Yeah, I'd get caught." "I see." "So you're pissed off 'cause he ditches and doesn't get caught, is that it?" " Basically." " Basically." "Then your problem is you." " Excuse me?" " Excuse you." "You ought to spend a little more time dealing with yourself a little less time worrying about what your brother does." "That's just an opinion." " What are you, a psychiatrist?" " No." "Then why don't you keep your opinions to yourself?" "There's somebody you should talk to." "If you say "Ferris Bueller," you lose a testicle." "Oh, you know him?" "You know, that whole time I was just thinking things over." "I was, like..." "I was, like, meditating." "Then I sort of watched myself from inside." "I realized it was ridiculous being afraid, worrying about everything, wishing I was dead." "All that shit." "I'm tired of it." "It's the best day of my life." "I'm gonna miss you guys next year." "Cameron?" "Can I ask you a question?" "Yeah." "Did you see me change out of my clothes by the Jacuzzi?" "Did you?" "You saw me?" "I thought you were catatonic." "That's okay." "I'm not embarrassed." "I better check on the car." "Hey, Ferris!" "Yeah?" "The miles aren't coming off." "The miles aren't coming off going in reverse." "Well, I thought that might be a problem." "Just have to crack open the odometer, roll it back by hand." "No." "Forget it." "Forget it." "I gotta take a stand." "I'm bullshit." "I put up with everything." "My old man pushes me around." "I never say anything!" "Well, he's not the problem." "I'm the problem." "I gotta take a stand." "I gotta take a stand against him." "I am not gonna sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life." "I'm gonna take a stand." "I'm gonna defend it." "Right or wrong, I'm gonna defend it." "I'm so sick of his shit!" "I can't stand him, and I hate this goddamn car." "Who do you love?" "Who do you love?" "You love a car." "You son of a bitch." "Shit." "I dented the shit out of it." "Good." "My father will come home, he'll see what I did." "I can't hide this." "He'll come home, he'll see what I did." "He'll have to deal with me." "I don't care, I really don't." "I'm just tired of being afraid." "Hell with him." "I can't wait to see the look on the bastard's face." "What'd I do?" " What'd I do?" " You killed the car." "Whoa." "Holy shit." "Cameron, it's my fault." "I'll take the heat for it." "We'll wait for your father to come home and when he gets here, I'll tell him that I did it." "He hates me anyway." "No." "I'll take it." "No, I'll take it." "No." "No, you don't want this much heat." "I want it." "If I didn't want it," "I wouldn't have let you take the car out this morning." "I made you take the car this morning." "I could've stopped you." "It is possible to stop Mr. Ferris Bueller, you know?" "No, I want it." "I'm gonna take it." "That's it." "When Morris comes home, he and I'll just have a little chat." "It's cool." "No, it's gonna be good." "Thanks anyway." "This is a shock to me." "I mean, first of all, I don't know why she wasn't in school." "And second of all, I just can't believe she came to you with this story about an intruder." "Well, for whatever reason she did it, I think she's had a pretty good scare." "Well, I really appreciate your calling me." "Really." "I can assure you that her father and I are going to have a long talk with her when we get home." "Thank you so much." "Oh, by the way, I hope your son is feeling better." "I beg your pardon?" "Tell him all the guys at the station here are pulling for him." "Oh, right." " Hi." " Don't "hi" me, young lady." " I wanna get out of here, now, all right?" " Okay." "No, now." "Let's get out of here." " Okay." " Okay?" " Yes." " Now." "Fine." "Okay." " She's a little hyper." " Yeah." "Let's not ruin this with a lot of talk, all right?" "Okay?" "You didn't tell me your name." "Well, it's Jean, but, a lot of guys call me Shauna." "Okay, Jean." "Cool." "That's great." "I'll see you, okay?" "Yeah." "Jeanie, now!" " Now!" " Okay!" "I had a great time today." "Yeah." "It was pretty cool." "Do you..." "Do you think Cameron's gonna be okay?" "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, sure." "For the first time in his life." "He's gonna be just fine." "You knew what you were doing when you woke up this morning, didn't you?" "Me?" "No." "Oh, shit." "I have to go." " I'll call you tonight." " Okay." " I love you!" " I love you, too!" "He's gonna marry me." "Do you know what it's like to be pulled out of work to pick up your daughter at the police station?" "No, not really." "Well, on top of everything else," "I was about to close the damn deal with the Vermont people." "I'm sorry." "I was gonna take my commission and buy Ferris a car." "Jeanie, what the hell are you doing?" "You trying to kill us?" "God, look at this mess." "Paper all over the place." "I'll never get this back in order." "Jeanie!" " Slow down!" "Now!" "Now!" " I can't drive when you're yelling at me!" "Stop it!" " Hi, how you doing?" "Ferris Bueller." " Hi." " No, don't get up." " Hey." "Smells delicious." " Dinner's ready." " What?" "Who's that?" " What's wrong?" " Everything." "I just picked up Jeanie at the police station." "She got a speeding ticket, another speeding ticket and I lost the Vermont deal because of her." "I think we should shoot her." "Looking for this?" "I got you, Ferris." " How's Ferris?" "Let's go check on him." " Okay, honey." "Yeah." "How was your day?" "I have dreamed about this." "This time, goddamn, you little bastard," "I've got you right where I want you." "Ferris, we're home." "So, how would you feel about another year of high school?" "Under my close personal supervision." "Hi." "Thank God you're all right." "You know, we've been worried sick about you." "Thank you, Mr. Rooney, for driving him home." "Now I want you to go upstairs and get in bed." "Scoot!" "Can you imagine someone as sick as Ferris trying to walk home from the hospital?" "Oh, kids." "By the way, Mr. Rooney, you left your wallet on the kitchen floor." "Honey." " He's still awfully warm." " How do you feel?" "150% better." "Thank you." "Please, don't make me stay home again." "I wanna go to school." "I have to graduate in June." "And I want..." "Ferris, you're sick." "Now don't go pushing it and making yourself worse." " Maybe you're right, Dad." " I know I'm right, pal." "How'd you get to be so sweet?" "Years of practice." "Blanket." "Get well." "Come on." "Listen, I'm going to get myself settled and I'll bring a hot cup of soup, okay?" "Yup." "I said it before and I'll say it again." "Life moves pretty fast." "If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." "Four years of chasing this kid." "Four years he has been making a fool of me." "Hey, Mr. Rooney, what's going on?" "Did you get in a fight?" "Want a lift?" "I bet you never smelled a real school bus before." "Gummy Bear?" "They've been in my pocket." "They're real warm and soft." "You're still here?" "It's over." "Go home." "Go." | {
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"Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Thank you." "Okay." "Thank you." "Thank you." "That's okay." "Thank you." "You are so kind." "Please." "Thank you so much." "Wow!" "What a" "Thank you for that screaming ovation." "You know, oh, I picked the right city this time." "Oh, it's true." "I" " You know, I-- Thank you." "Okay." "Thank you, sir." "All right, I get it." "You are only flesh and vagina." "But please," "I've got to do a show now." "We love the South." "We, like I have a backup band." "You know, me and my crew." "We love the..." "Because you know, they are not politically correct." "That's what I love about them." "They have fun." "They laugh." "You know, they don't boo." "And you know, ever since the Great Recession began," "I have started every show with a prayer." "No." "How ridiculous." "No, with a thank you." "Because in this economic time, you know, a dollar is a hard thing to come by." "I" " I know." "I better be fucking good." "I know this." "Because I tell you, your boy John Edwards said one thing right." "He did." "He said there are two Americas." "And he was getting laid in both." "I love this guy." "He wrote a cute card today." "He rhymed... perk breasts with D.N.A. test." "I think that's..." "But you know, they say the..." "They say the recession is over." "I" " You know, come on." "I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said if this van is rocking, it's because we live here now." "You know, I mean..." "That's one thing you can say about Americans." "They take a lot of shit." "What is it going to take?" "Some day, soon I hope, people are gonna rise up and kill bankers." "Bankers..." "Poor bankers." "They are not feeling the love these days." "At my branch, when you make a deposit now, the teller puts her tits on the glass." "You know..." "Don't you miss the days when America was just morally bankrupt?" "You know, Osama Bin Laden once said that one of his goals for Al-Qaeda was to bankrupt America." "Well, sorry big guy." "A Jew named Bernie Madoff beat you to it." "You know, right?" "Yeah, we did it to ourselves." "Like Bernie Madoff, this always kills me." "People say, "Where did all the money go?"" "I'll tell you where the money went." "It never existed in the first place." "Because America doesn't make anything anymore." "That's the little secret about our economy." "What have we made lately?" "War." "War." "And Snuggies." "Right?" "That's what we make:" "Bullshit, Snuggies and ShamWows," "Flowbees and Bedazzlers and... boner pills and Botox and..." "Fucking, you know, pizza with cheese in the crust." "You know, it's a whole industry." "How can we get cheese into..." "How can we get cheese into Hanukkah?" "Or a snow tire?" "You know, it's like..." "How much manpower went into thinking about... bratechnology over the last decade?" "Wonderbras and miracle bras and water bras." "It's just pushing the tits up." "Am I wrong?" "Am I missing a big thing about this industry?" "It is pushing the tits together and up, so the boner pills have something to work with, you know?" "The whole economy is just about keeping people hard." "It really is." "Y" " You know, they sell something now," "I'm not kidding, called a talking tombstone." "That's right." "Before you go, you record a cassette, a little message in a cassette which they then put into your headstone, so that when people approach your grave, you're yakking." "You know what?" "You're dead." "Let someone else talk." "That's really how I feel about that one." "I mean, it's no wonder we owe China a trillion dollars." "I opened a fortune cookie the other day, it said," ""Pay up, deadbeat."" "Our Secretary of State used to go over to China and lecture them about human rights." "You know, now it's just," ""I'll suck your dick."" "It's just" " It's just an "I'll suck your dick" economy." "Now that's our foreign policy." "That's our economy." "But hey, at least now, we have a plan for recovery that doesn't involve Jesus coming back." "That's something." "We're going to stimulate our way out of trouble." "We got a stimulus program." "I mean, yeah, we are spending a metric fuck-ton of money." "But you know, it's not for shits and giggles." "We have to spend this money, anyway." "'Cause this country fell apart in the last 30 years." "Ever since they started giving all the money to the top 1%, the roads, the bridges, the infrastructure, the electrical, health care..." "It all went to shit." "This country..." "This country reminds me the time" "I went to buy mushrooms." "It's a true story." "In the early 80's, I remember" "I went to buy mushrooms from the drug dealer." "My friend Rich and I, we were young comics in New York." "You know, living in little fucking rat-infested boxes." "You know, we went to the drug dealer's apartment." "I was very impressed." "It was this big apartment on the east side." "And it was all lit by candles." "I mean, I think the guy was mostly a coke dealer but I didn't do coke." "I didn't." "I never understood that drug." "If you want to be edgy and nervous, go to work." "But I" "I was there to buy mushrooms, which I considered a good drug, and consider a good drug onto this day." "But you know, I remember," "I was very impressed with this guy, with the long hair and the candles." "And I got outside and I said to my friend," ""Boy, that guy was so cool with all the candles."" "He said, "You moron, he has no electricity."" "He said-- I'll never forget this" ""He put the electrical bill up his nose."" "And that's what America did." "In the last 30 years, we put the electrical bill up our nose." "And I love the Republicans now." "They're like, "Boy, we can't afford things like health care." ""Some asshole ran up the debt."" "I don't know how it happened but..." "You know, look-- No, it's okay." "It's not a rally." "I mean, I have my issues with this president, but he did inherit a mess like no president ever." "He" " He..." "He's..." "He is the maid after Led Zeppelin has been in the room." "You know, what I mean?" "Wow." "And what I give him unequivocal props for is that what he has been able to do just by presidential decree right away, he did." "You know, we're closing Guantaunmo Bay." "We can have stem cell research again." "We can talk to other countries." "We don't... teach abstinence in the schools, you know." "You can't change the world in a day, but you can try to get the smell of stupid out of the furniture, you know." "No, I know." "No, I know you know." "I know you know." "But the Right Wing, they just hate it when I call America stupid." "This bugs them like you can't believe." "What they never understand is that I don't wish America was stupid." "But it is stupid." "But those are two thoughts." "And now, that's..." "That's one more than they can really handle." "But I don't hate America." "I love America!" "Thomas Jefferson lived in America and Mark Twain lived in America and Billy Holiday and Frank Lloyd Wright and a lot of other people Sarah Palin never heard of." "You see, I have love for America in perspective." "I" " At least, I would think so." "You know, they have this rock hard erection for America." "They have this uncritical child-like love of America, where to even question it-- to considering how super duper, star-spangled awesome we are is... is just kind of wrong." "You know, so, they are always getting their panties in a bunch about some... stupid sentimental symbolic bullshit." "Like I remember the first week in office, they got a picture of Obama, 'cause it's a big scandal, in the Oval Office without his suit coat on." "Oh, fuck." "Call 911." "You know, because Bush never took his jacket off in the Oval Office." "And Reagan never did." "Yeah, I'm not surprised." "This is something people do when they are working." "That's" " When they are working, they take their coat off." "It's not a slippery slope." "Oh yeah, one day, he takes his coat off." "And the next day, he comes in with cornrows and a neck tattoo, you know." "There's a black light poster of Pam Grier where the bust of Teddy Roosevelt used to be." ""Where is the President?"" ""He's throwing dice in the rose garden."" ""He's out behind the laundromat."" "It's terrible what's happened to America since..." "You know, they have this..." "It's all sentimental-like..." "You know, Michelle Obama, one of Barack Obama's many wives." "'Cause you know, he's a Muslim from Kenya." "You know this." "But she committed the ultimate crime against the right." "She said the thing they can never forgive during the campaign." "She said that she was proud... of her country for the first time in her life." "I almost dropped the Bible." "That I was using to help me masturbate into my gun." "Oh, you know what I'm talking about." "We're" " We're surrounded by rednecks 'cause if you drive 30 miles out." "Come on..." "It's..." "It's..." "You know what I'm talking." "But proud of her country for the first time?" "Why don't you just say," ""Let's go skull fuck Billy Graham" ""on the face of Mount Rushmore..." ""and Martha Washington eats pussy."" "That is a thought crime against apple pie, and she needs to wash her mouth out with the blood of Ronald Reagan, which was shed for us all." "But" " Come on." "I mean..." "Girlfriend does kind of have a point." "You know, she's only been an adult 25 years." "Haven't been exactly our best years." "Highlights include impeaching a dude for his penis." "And electing the cowboy from "Toy Story" twice." "So..." "But honestly, for the longest time, every Republican election has been based on some sentimental bullshit." "The flag or the flag pin or the pledge or 'It's Morning in America.'" ""Bill Clinton got a blowjob in the Oval Office!"" ""And the Dixie Chicks insulted President Bush on foreign soil!"" "And when that happens, it hurts the feelings of our troops and then Tinkerbell's light goes out and she dies." "Yes, the love of our troops." "The ultimate in fake patriotism." "Are you kidding?" "The troops..." "We pay them like shit." "We fuck them and trick them on deployments." "We... nickel and dime them on medical care when they get home." "Not to mention the stupid wars that we send them to." "Yeah, we love the troops the way Michael Vick loves dogs." "You know what..." "You know how I would feel supported if I was a troop overseas?" "If the people back home... were clamoring to get me out of this pointless errands." "That's how I would feel supported." "Don't hold your breath on that one, fellows." "'Cause, you know, when America invades a country..." "Oh, we love you long time." "Seriously." "We never..." "We leave like Irish relatives, not at all." "We have tens of thousands of troops in Korea and Japan." "We have over 50,000 troops in Germany." ""Hitler, ladies and gentlemen," ""I think we got him."" "You know, why are we doubling down on Afghanistan?" "I think I lost the thread on this one." "I do." "You know, Bin Laden attacked us." "And then we got him." "Oh, no." "We didn't." "Okay." "Okay..." "But he was in Afghanistan so we invaded Afghanistan to get him." "But we didn't." "And then he moved to Pakistan." "But we're still in Afghanistan because" "And that's where I lose the thread." "And I'm not the only one." "'Cause I know the media-- When they cover this story, when they get to that point, that's when they go to the video of the terrorist training camp and they're on the monkey bars." "You know..." "Monkey bars." "Like it's supposed to scare the shit out of me." "Oh fuck, there are some people reading the Koran who are on monkey bars." "Something is going to blowup." "I mean, come on." "I mean, do you even have to be in shape to do that line of work?" "I mean, are..." "Are terrorists like," ""Does this suicide belt make me look fat?" ""Because I want to be in the best shape of my life" ""for this Jihad." "I want people to say that he was--"" "You know these plots that the government is always bragging about that they stopped before we got blown up." "Give me a break!" "Like Bush used to always brag about the Liberty Seven." "You know, these seven black guys in Liberty City, Miami, who were planning on blowing up the Sears Tower in Chicago." "Well, you know, they didn't even have a gun." "Probably the only seven black guys in Miami without a gun." "But they were planning on blowing up, you know..." "In the same way that Spanky and our gang were planning on building a space ship." "These guys..." "They couldn't blow up the Sears catalog." "I mean..." "Blow up the Sears tower." "Right." "Well, that was-- That was Plan A." "Plan B was just to fuck up one Sears store." "You know, just..." "And just the Home and Garden Department." "You know, this..." "They were go to buy a dress, wear it once and return it." "You know, the whole time..." "Guantaunmo Bay has been open, we have convicted three guys." "The most senior of which was Bin Laden's driver." "Ooh, yes." "That's what they said on FOX News." "They have been crowing about it for months." "Yeah, we got Bin Laden's..." "We got the man who took orders from Osama Bin Laden." "Uh, yeah, orders like "pull up a little."" ""Take the bridge, it's faster." You know..." "It's funny, the-- This guy who..." "You know, the Underoo bomber I call him." "Remember on Christmas, you know, he was going to blow up that flight, you know." "And right after Rudy Giuliani comes out and he says," ""Well, you know, when Bush was president," ""we never had a terrorist attack."" "The way they rewrite history." "Oh, that one time." "Sure." "Well, I mean, if you're going to count that!" "Fuck, every president deserves a mulligan." "I mean..." "You know, the bottom line is that it's stupid to use the Army as we are doing to fight terrorism." "They don't have an army." "They have exploding underwear." "You know, Iraq, the only thing I would say about that is next time we go to war for oil, get some oil." "You know, we didn't have to torture people to beat the Nazis." "We didn't have to tap phones to beat the Soviet Union." "But I live in a country now where I assume every call, you know, is tapped." "I treat every call like a drug call." "I do." "Remember the old drug calls?" ""Yeah, I'd like two shirts, please."" ""And no seeds in the shirts this time."" "Don't you hate it when there were seeds in your shirts?" "Ah, you kids today, you don't remember the seeds, you punks." "You just go to the store and buy it." "But we had to deal with seeds." "There is another war that never ends, right?" "The drug war." "I just like to point out that Keith Richards is alive." "And Michael Jackson is dead." "I know." "I'm..." "But I'm not wrong." "Okay..." "No, we all loved Michael Jackson." "But it is so ridiculous how America is obsessed with finding out what killed Michael Jackson." "Put his doctor on trial." "We got to get to the bottom of this." "How could a constantly anesthethised, drug addicted, noseless skeleton," "have slipped away from us so suddenly?" "Oh, America!" "I could never leave you." "You amuse me!" "You're like my dog." "Dumb, I suppose, but you make me laugh." "I just have a different view of health than mainstream America." "People know this." "You know, Michael Jackson's autopsy report, it said he was in good health." "To me, he looked a little pale." "I don't know." "And you know..." "And Michael Jackson's memorial, which, by the way, was a kick-ass music extravaganza in the middle of the day on free TV," "Stevie Wonder got up and he said," ""We needed Michael here on Earth." ""But God needed him more."" "And I remember thinking," ""Really?"" "God needs people?" "God needs singers?" "God's up there going," ""Oh, fuck." "There is nothing on."" ""There is never anything on." ""I'm tired of Sinatra and Elvis, Andy Williams." ""Get that Michael Jackson up here!" ""I used to love that moonwalk thing he did." ""Get that motherfucker up here!" "He's going to entertain me."" "So..." "Okay, so this brings me to the part of the show that's about religion." "No, I usually do not" "I usually do not introduce topics." "But believe it or not, even at this point, people walk out when I talk about this." "You think it comes preadvertised but, you know..." "But I'm just saying this, in case you were thinking of walking out." "I just want you to know two things." "One, that until this point, it was a pretty good show." "You can't deny that." "I am just saying this if you walk out, you will have at least seen a half-hour." "You know, they can be like... all right." "But also, I'm not going to talk about it forever." "Okay, just a few minutes." "Indulge me." "I don't have to guild the lily." "I've made my points on this subject." "I know "Religulous" played in Raleigh." "There was a lot of..." "Thank you." "Let me tell you something." "There was a lot of Southern states." "For that movie, I got a lot of messages from people that said" "I had to drive 300 miles to see this movie." "And I used to always say, "Well, that's good practice" ""for when you need an abortion because..." ""that's probably the same 300 miles you are going to have to..."" "So, just let me answer a couple of the criticisms that were leveled at me for making this informed here." "'Cause I think they were bullshit." "And the first one was," ""Oh, Bill." "You're such a meanie."" ""Why do you have to go after religion?" "It gives people comfort." ""It doesn't hurt anything."" "Okay, well, other than most wars." "The Crusades, the Inquisition, 9/11, arranged marriages to minors, blowing up girl schools, the suppression of women and homosexuals, fatwas, ethnic cleansing, honor rape, human sacrifice, burning witches, suicide bombings," "condoning slavery and the systematic fucking of children..." "There's a few little things that I have a problem with." "So..." "Okay." "Again, not a rally." "And I see people in the front row who are like" ""Fuck you, Bill Maher."" ""When my wife dragged me to this show," ""I expected a little something different."" "A sweater vest in 2010." "That..." "Let me guess, Republican?" "But anyway..." "But I think I know the reason that the god who doesn't exist put me on Earth." "I do." "I think..." "It's" " It's to make that connection for people who say, "It doesn't do any harm."" "So let me give you some practical examples." "Okay." "Number one, the Pope." "Who I love." "I'm not knocking the Pope." "He's a fantastic Catholic celebrity." "He is..." "He's" "The Pope" " This is true." "The Pope has a Facebook page." "That's true." "I'm not making that up." "The creepy thing is Under Relationship status, he put 'It's Complicated.'" "That's-- That's the creepy thing." "But the Pope last year went to Africa for a reunion with Romel." "It's just a joke." "Again, I'm not" "No, it's a joke." "I-- See" " The thing" "I'm not after the Pope." "By the same token, when it's the Pope," "I don't pause to make a joke." "Okay, he's just a man." "He puts his dress on one leg at a time like everybody else." "He's not holier than us 'cause he, you know, wears a costume." "I can buy a pointy hat." "I just don't." "Okay." "But I'm not mad at the Pope for that." "He wasn't a Nazi." "But what I'm mad at him for is going to the continent most ravaged by AIDS and telling them they couldn't use condoms." "So don't tell me religion doesn't do any actual harm." "All right." "Not a rally." "Thank you." "Not a rally." "Here's another example..." "Very practical." "Close to the home." "Stem cell research." "Now, as you know, for the last eight years, we couldn't have stem cell research because President Larry the Cable Guy" "Not funny, I know" "Cock-blocked stem cell research because, you know, when he got into office, he asked a very important question." "He said, "What is stem cell research?"" "And they sat him down and they explained when a daddy loves a mommy very much" "Look, you know, what is this stem cell?" "It's a microscopic specklet of goo in a Petri dish, or as the Conservatives call it, a baby." "Except it's not a baby." "You know how I know this?" "Because you know what they do with it?" "They freeze it." "They put it in the freezer." "You can't do that with a baby, okay." "I mean..." "I don't know a lot about babies." "I've never even touched a baby." "But I know you can't put one in the freezer." "You know how I know this?" "Because if Americans could do that, oh, they would." "Oh, absolutely." "There are yuppie couples." "It'd be like," ""Geez, we're so busy this month."" ""Fuck." "And we've always wanted to see Italy." "You know," ""just put the baby in the freezer."" ""When we get back from the trip, we'll thaw it out."" "Okay, here is the last thing I'll say about this, and then I'll get off it." "But in a recent poll, 61% of Americans agreed with the statement religion solves all or most of my problems." "Which is great." "Expect for one little thing." "It doesn't." "Oh, yeah." "That's right." "It doesn't." "You can't pray away global warming." "And that's the difference... between religious people and sane people." "We" "It is." "We fear different things." "I fear climate change." "They fear a demon in a red body suit with a pitch fork." "I fear terrorists getting a nuclear bomb into the port of Long Beach." "They fear not getting picked when their imaginary friend comes back for the Rapture." "You know, the-- "Oh, I was in the bathroom." ""And the Rapture came." "Fuck, I--"" "Here is a frightening statistic." "One out of four Americans believes that Jesus will return to Earth in their lifetime." "See, that's religion." "Ego." "Masquerading as humility." "Jesus is coming back." "Of course he's going to want to meet me." ""Hi, Jesus!" "Bob Flemstine, big fan."" ""Big fan." ""I know you're crazy busy with the Rapture and everything." ""But could you sign?" I" "I don't want to be that guy, but..." "So, you know, people come up to me all the time and they say, "Bill, I'm with you." "I saw your movie." ""We're right here." ""You know, I don't believe in that crazy Biblical nonsense," ""just the central story."" "Oh, you mean the stupidest part?" "I mean, come on." "God had a son." "I mean, time-out." "God had a son?" "He is powerful beyond all imagination." "He exists in a realm above time and space but he has kids?" "What is this bonanza?" "He has a son." "God had a son and he said to him," ""Jesus, I am sending you down to Earth on a suicide mission."" ""But don't worry, they can't kill you" ""because you're really me." ""But it is going to hurt for a few days." ""I'm not gonna lie about that, son." ""There's about three days you're going to hate me." ""But I'm doing this for you." ""I mean me!" ""What am I saying?" "I'm me." "You're me." ""You're you." "But..." ""I know myself but I have you." "Me!" "What am I saying?"" "Anyway, all right." "Now..." ""Now, Jesus, here is the plan." ""I, God the father, wink, wink." ""I'll go down to Earth first." ""You see, we'll split up the work 'cause there's two of us." ""Not really." ""I'm going down to Earth and I'll see if I can't find a..." ""virgin Palestinian woman to impregnate" ""so that she can give birth to you." ""I mean me."" ""What am I saying?"" "It's like Faye Dunaway in "China Town."" "My sister." "My daughter." "My sister." "My daughter." "I mean..." "It is one of the silliest stories I've ever heard but I don't mean to offend." "But you know, I-- Look, I get it." "Jesus was a cool guy with the hippy philosophy and the long walks on the water that turns into fishing trips with the guys." "I" " You know, I'm down with all that." "You know, it doesn't sound crazy that story to us because we're used to it." "It's been around for 2,000 years." "To really understand how whack religion is, you have to look at the new religions." "Which for this country is Mormons and Scientologists." "Who I think should merge and make more montology." "But that's where you really see it." "Because, for example, every religion has a creation myth." "You know what the Scientology Creation Myth is?" "They think that 12 trillion years ago, a time frame no scientist believe exists, but okay... 12 trillion years ago, a galactic warrior named Xenu" "was looking to depopulate his planet so he took all the souls to Earth, bury them under volcanoes and blew them up later with atom bombs." "Now just for a moment, imagine the balls it takes to stand in front of another human being and tell them what happened 12 trillion years ago." "And I don't mean in general terms like the planets were cooling." "I mean he knows the dude's name." "Xenu." "Oh, yeah." "That cat from 12 trillion-- Yes, of course, Xenu." "I mean if someone tells you this... story, the only logical response is to say," ""Well, I guess anything's possible."" "And then backpedal while maintaining a smile and dialing 911 in your pocket." "'Cause that's fucking crazy." "So you know..." "Jesus, Xenu, either you believe in ghosts or you don't." "People say what's the harm with religion?" "It's mass delusion." "Any time there's mass delusion, bad things do follow." "So I'll get off that now." "But, you know, mass delusion..." "We have it in politics too." "I don't know if it's exactly separated but..." "I saw a recent poll... 58% of republicans don't think Barack Obama is an American." "Because he has a "birth certificate"" "that looks exactly like everyone elses." "But no." "He's not an American." "Hawaii is not a state." "And um..." "They'd like to give him a blood test." "He might be a werewolf." "You know what, I will show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma." "How about that?" "Right." "As a comedian, you can always depend on Sarah Palin to take a drink of water." "That's what I" "That's what I love about this bitch." "Okay." "But..." "But you know, I mean, a lot of this birther stuff is obviously just racism." "It's funny the way" "Racism has really grown up if you will, you know, from the Jim Crow days." "It's just a lot more subtle." "You know, it's-- During the campaign," "Last campaign, I remember in Pennsylvania, a Northern state, something like 10% of the people told pollsters, that is, they said right out in public, that they were "not ready" for a black president." "You know, and the media treated this very" "Yeah, not ready." "You know, nothing racist there." "Just not" " Not ready." "You know, the man's not ready." "I'm not ready." "Please, I am very fragile right now." "Maybe in 10 years, I could bear the sight of a black man getting on Air Force One, but right now, I'm" " I'm not ready." "Okay." "You know, I mean, look." "Conservatives, there are-- I know so many of them." "They do my show." "They're nice people." "So many of them so nice." "But they do have a blind spot about race." "Which is why they..." "The only racism they can see now is reverse racism." "Right." "This was the big problem with" "Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor is that she was a reverse racist." "Yes, that's the problem." "For too long, Puerto Rican women have had their boot on the neck of the white man." "But I'm telling you, the Conservatives are nice people." "They don't see it that way." "They don't dislike" "Sonia Sotomayor as a woman or a person or a cleaning lady, you know." "The" "It's just that, you know, you have to understand the tea bagger mindset." "They have this nostalgia for this America that they think was stolen from this that used to be that was better." "It's really the 1950's, okay?" "That's what they think was Shangri-La and you know what they never get is that..." "It's kind of insulting to a lot of Americans to pine for this era." "'Cause it wasn't that good for a lot of people." "It was good if you were a white man." "It wasn't that good if you were" "Mexican or Black or Jewish or disabled or gay or a woman." "I mean..." "You know that..." "You know that in the 1950's, the big sitcom was the Honeymooners, right?" "And every week, Ralph Kramden at some point in the show, when Alice got under his skin, he would say, "To the moon, Alice!"" "That's right." "America's biggest sitcom star would basically say," ""You stupid cunt." "If you continue to annoy me," ""I'm going to punch you in the face."" ""I'm going to ball up my fist" ""and punch you in the fucking face until you hit another planet."" "And America was completely cool with this." "They were like," ""Well, he is the husband." "I mean," ""if she's annoying him, he has every right" ""to punch her in the face."" "It's hard to imagine Ray Romano doing that, you know." "So you know, to be pining for this era, and that's what it always is." "The cry from Goober Nation." "Always about, "We want our country back!"" "You know, like it went anywhere." "And Obama is taking away our freedoms." "What" " What freedoms exactly has he taken away?" "I think just the freedom to live under a white president?" "I think that's the only freedom we've actually seen taken away." "And you know, there's a" "And ever since Obama came on the scene, there is a word that has been sticking in their throats that they would love to say, but they can't." "'Cause it's not the 1950's." "They would love to say this word." "It begins with "N" and ends with "R"" "and it's not 'Nation Builder'." "But they can't." "So they call him a..." "Socialist or a Communist or a community organizer." "You get the" "Every name in the book." "The funniest during the campaign when they ran out of every other word they said, "He was a celebrity."" "Oh, fuck." "Not that of all things, a celebrity attracting large crowds to stadiums." "Whatever." "If you like that sort of a thing." "Lots of people who believe in you." "Yeah." "John McCain was in the much more appropriately sized function room at the Olive Gardens." "And half of those people came for the free prostate exam." "Oh, I kid the Republicans." "They can fill stadiums, like the Superdome during Katrina." "They filled that one." "What I said you didn't boo." "Look at your boo." "I kid the Republicans, with love." "It's all love." "I feel bad for them." "They got nobody for next time." "Who are they going to run?" "Sarah Palin reading off her hands." "Did you see that?" "You saw this?" "She wrote tax cuts on her hand." "A Republican so stupid she has to be reminded of the one thing?" "Tax cuts?" "This is like, if you saw the coyote's paw and it said, "Roadrunner."" "I mean, tax cuts." "Well, that's what she wrote for the tea baggers." "For her husband, she wrote other hole on her ass." "Nothing funny about that, sir." "I agree with you." "Nothing funny about that." "I cannot wait to get home and tear this sweater vest off." "But really, who do they got?" "They got Sarah Palin," "Mitt Romney, who I believe is a department store mannequin." "I think that's who they're running there." "And uh..." "And of course, Bobby Jindal." "The 19-year-old head of the A.V. Department in Louisiana." "I mean..." "Have you seen that Bobby Jindal guy?" "I" " I think the Republicans think he's black." "I do." "I do." "I think they are like," ""We got to get some of that Obama mojo working for us."" ""Who we got?" ""We got Bobby Jindal." "We got Bobby Jindal." ""Great." "We got Bobby Jindal."" ""He is a what?"" ""Close enough."" "Okay, that's close enough." "He" " He sure ain't white." "We know that." "No, ironically, the two great white hopes of the Republican party for 2012 is going to be" "John Ensign, the Senator from Nevada and Governor of Argentina, Mark Sanford." "I mean, South Carolina." "Both who got caught cheating." "On the bright side, it's good to see" "Republicans fucking women again." "For a while there, we didn't know, but uh..." "But actually Mark Sanford, your neighbor," "It's why I do this show here." "There's so much material." "But I think in the long run, he's going to come out good." "Because you know what?" "He's the one politician who got caught." "And it wasn't lust." "It was love." "And we have the emails to prove it." "Did you read his emails?" "I mean, they were like you've opened up a new chapter in my life where I am content just being." "You know this is the stuff that gives women a pussy boner." "Really." ""I long for the touch of your fingertips" ""and a deeper connection to your soul."" "He wrote that." "I mean, how does the wife compete with that?" ""I make a nice pot roast?"" "I mean, what the" "But you know, this was love." "I think women are going to embrace this." "'Cause every other politician we ever caught, it was always just this sick sort of take advantage lust." "Always some pathetic campaign roadkill." ""My wife just looked the other way." ""Touch my cock."" ""When that door closes, you have three minutes to blow me."" ""And then I'll go out and shake hands with people."" "You know, it's like-- I know." "No, the one I-- the one I actually admire in this realm, Elliot Spitzer, got a hooker, okay?" "Honest." "Honest." "Not to mention that he is the Elliot-ness of the financial world." "We could use his talents now." "But, you know..." "Okay, he got a hooker and then there was all this editorial, hand-ringing." "For months I read article after article about we have to stop prostitution, the exploitation and the abuse." "And there is some of that." "And we should try to stop that." "But you know..." "In the interest of keeping it real," "I just like to say in 21st century America, a lot of chicks are just ho's." "Just ho's." "There's no abuse." "There's no exploitation." "They're just ho's." "That's why rappers are always thinking about ho's." "# Oh, we got ho's, In different area codes, #" "# Everywhere we go, We see the same-- #" "Every" " There's just a lot of ho's." "There's just a lot of lazy bitches who go," ""Gee, I can work 40 hours a week at Kentucky Fried Chicken..." ""Or I can blow Colonel Sanders for 10 minutes."" "But really, America, get over the denial about sex." "They don't even know what it is." "It's not real." "A hooker..." "Spitzer gets a hooker." "And then I constantly read, what sort of fantasy was he trying to fufill with a hooker." "Okay." "Let's get something straight." "When he was home masturbating, that's when he needed the fantasy." "Okay, he was home masturbating." "He was thinking about a woman when he was fucking his hands." "That's when you need fantasy." "You're fucking your hand." "When he got the hooker, that was reality." "You see?" "Person." "I'm in a human being." "I'm fucking a person." "Reality, I'm fucking my hand." "Fantasy." "Person, reality." "Hand, fantasy." "You know." "It's not like, you know..." "Your hand is good." "It's not like, "Oh, hand!"" "Happy Valentine's Day, ladies and gentlemen." "Or as Tiger Woods calls it, "My busy season."" "Hey, he's the latest one." "They sent him to sex rehab." "Oh, give me a break." "Sex re-- He's a sex addict." "Yes, it's very sad." "He was hiding pussy around the house." "It's" "He had it up in the chandelier." "Oh, it was so sad." "Tiger Woods in sex rehab." "This is not going to work." "He asked for a therapist with big tits right away." "But, you know, every time in America, some guy gets caught cheating, every media outlet does the same story." ""Why do men cheat?"" "Oh, take a wild fucking guess, would you?" "I think you're overthinking this." "They're not looking for fantasy." "They're looking for sex." "That's it." "They want sex." "And not just sex." "They want new sex." "The way women want new shoes." "Right?" "You have shoes." "They're perfectly good shoes." "You don't want those shoes." "You want new shoes." "We want a person." "You want a shoe." "But you're morally superior." "I'm sure I'll get that some day but..." "But, you know..." "Okay." "I'll get to you later." "But you know, the denial." "And not just hetro denial." "The gay denial is even worse." "Did you see that HBO special on the Reverend Ted Haggard?" "You know, all these Christians who get caught being gay." "And of course, they can't even admit that there's such a thing as homosexuality." ""It's just sinning..."" "You know, Ted Haggard's quote." "I'll never forget." "It's true." "He said, "He was impacted by homosexuality."" "I swear. "Impacted."" "Yes, mostly when he was on his stomach, he was impacted by" "He was compacted by homosexuality, I think." "I mean, Senator Larry Craig gets caught in the bathroom at the Minneapolis Northwest Terminal Airport with his foot all the way, halfway under the next stall." "Doesn't deny it." "In the" " This is the gayest pickup place in America." "Don't ask me how I know this." "But you know, you think if you were caught in this position in that place, you'd just be like, "Okay, you got me." "What can I say?" ""This is how I was made." ""I was drawn this way." "I'm gay."" "End of story." "But, no." "To concoct this defence, this making it a cause that" ""No, I just happened to need a wide stance." "I" ""I speak for all innocent heterosexuals."" ""I mean, I've shat in quite a few stalls in my life." ""I never needed to put my foot anywhere near the other stall," ""let alone halfway into it."" ""I mean..." ""I..." "I can't imagine what would be" ""so wrong with my ass."" ""What intestinal issues I would have" ""to need to stretch this much to pinch out a loaf?"" ""But if I had it outside, I wouldn't be shitting in public."" "Listen to this, there was a-- Couple of years ago, this big megachurch Reverend in Alabama died." "Under very embarrassing circumstances" "I shouldn't say his name" "Gary Aldridge, the Reverend," "Gary Aldridge, close friend of Falwell, had a megachurch, big Republican fundraiser..." "Get this, he was found dead of what authorities called auto-erotic affixiation." "Yes, yes, people know the term from David Carradine." "No joke." "But that's how he died too." "Same thing." "He had a rope tied around his throat." "One tied around his balls and the third rope, tying them together." "You know, on the bright side, he did earn a merit badge." "So..." "All right." "One joke." "Okay, I'm not gonna lie." "I did one joke but..." "But, listen to this." "The Reverend Gary Aldridge was found hanging hogtied wearing two rubber suits" "with a ball gag in his mouth and a dildo up his ass." "Or as it's known in Republican circles, "natural causes."" "And what I love is, I swear to you," "I'm quoting verbatim." "The church put out a statement after that saying we are taking this in the strong arms of our Savior," "Jesus Christ, and we ask the public to refrain from speculation." "Right." "You die with a dildo up your ass and people just talk, talk, talk." "And this is why I found it so silly that the media has been fretting for the last year that comedy is over because Bush is gone." "Can comedy continue without Bush?" "Yes, I think it can." "Is Obama a slightly harder target?" "Good." "I'm glad he is." "I'll take that for the team." "I'm glad my president isn't a moron or a horn dog." "Fantastic." "You know..." "Now, on the other side, people-- audiences have to get used to the fact that when I make a joke about Obama," "I'm not making a joke about all black people." "Same way as when I made a joke about Bush, it wasn't a swipe at all retarded people." "And I also think now that Obama has the job, he could black it up a little." "Throw us a bone." "You know, do something." "Put a shark tank in the White House." "Get fat, talk in rhymes, something." "Would it kill him every once in a while to put on a purple suit with 20 buttons up the front?" "Come on." "I got kids to feed." "I also would feel a lot better if instead of the Secret Service, he had a typical black celebrity's entourage." "I would feel better." "If he had like eight, 350-pound bling wearing, tattooed, thuggie, ex-con motherfuckers," "I would sleep very well at night." "I want to see Ving Rhames and Suge Knight around this president... at all times and..." "I think every black celebrity should have to give up one member of his entourage." "Like an expansion draft in baseball." "You know, just..." "Come on, Busta Rhymes, you can afford a cousin." "That would be country first, right?" "Everybody's talking about country first." "You know, country" "See, this is what a lot of people had a problem with McCain." "I used to like McCain." "But when you run for President, under a banner that says "Country first" and you pick Palin..." "You know what, we're Americans." "We're used to a lot of hypocracy, but that's a bridge too far." "To set up your whole deal as..." "you know," ""It's a dangerous world out there and I, John McCain," ""am the only thing that stands between you" ""and blood thirsty Al-Qaeda."" ""And if I die, this spokesmodel from the car show will take over."" "Come on." "You know..." "Yeah, you can say I'm piling on the Republicans." "But you know, they do it to themselves." "They have chosen to become an anti-intellectual party." "It's okay to have ideological differences." "You need ideological differences." "But they keep nominating people who just don't know enough to do the job." "Sarah Palin is a bimbo." "Bush was a bimbo." "Dan Quayle was a bimbo." "People who just don't know enough." "Oh, it's sold to us by saying," ""Well, you want to have a beer with them."" ""Here's a guy who want to have a beer with--"" "Yeah, I want to have a beer with them and I want to take the bottle and crack it over their fucking head." "You know, when did-- When did dumb... become synonymous with real American?" ""We're the backbone of this country."" "Calm down, sling blade." "You're actually not." "Statistics will prove." "They've such a high opinion of themselves, don't they?" "You know..." "That, like, Obama went to make the commencement speech last May at the graduation at Arizona state." "And you know, it's customary to give the speaker, whoever it is, an honorary degree." "But Arizona state did not give it to Obama." "They said his body of work is yet to come." "Right." "He's the first black president of the United States." "Let's see if he makes something of himself." "Are you kidding me?" "What posers!" "Arizona state-- You gave it to Tommy Lasorda last year, for crying out loud!" "Arizona state." ""Oh yes, we have standards."" ""We're the Harvard of the Navaho Valley." "We" ""We can't be giving that to anybody."" ""First black president."" ""I guess it is eye-catching on a resume but--"" "Fuck you." "I've been to that school." "It's a party mill." "It's a football school." "You know when strippers say, "I'm working my way through college."" "That's the college." "You know, they..." "These folks-- They just won't give it up that he's really president." "You know." "Conservatives." "I got to say, you know, when the election goes the wrong way for them, it's not legitimate." "They just can't stand." "They're so bitter that their claw, their bony liver-spotted crypt keeper claw got pried off the levers of power so they just went mental." "Like you know what they cannot keep on the shelves in America?" "Guns and ammo." "Even though Obama and every other pussy Democrat has never even mentioned the issue, these people are so sure that he and his Negro army" "are coming for their guns." "They're gonna confiscate your guns and indoctrinate your children and socialize your wealth." "Then they're going to replace apple pie with chicken and waffles." "And I think they're going to appoint a cabinet of Shaft, Foxy Brown, Dolemite, Mandingo," "Super Fly, Cleopatra Jones and Blackula." "I mean, it's all just fear of a black planet." "Isn't it?" "I mean, what does Rush Limbaugh do for a living?" "He scares white men as they get into their truck for lunch." "You know..." "It's always some... some new liberal boogie man who's going to snatch the American dream away from the real American." "The blacks or the French." "The Mexicans or the gays." "The environmentalists or Hollywood, or activist judges... feminazis..." "Hillary." "You know," "Ooh, if you can demonize Hillary, you're good." "A blander centrist, you will never meet." "Che Guevarra in a pant suit, she is not." "If you hate Hillary, you were molested by a real estate lady or something." "Really." "That's-- That's what they do." "They stoke up this fear in people and get them to vote against their own economic interest." "Joe the Plumber." "Perfect example." "Remember, they-- They held up Joe the Plumber as the epitome of the guy who was going to lose if Obama wins the election, 'cause Obama is going to steal the American dream from Joe." "Oh yes, I'm snaking out a septic tank." "Pinch me." "But Joe hated Obama 'cause Obama was going to raise taxes" "3% on people making over $250,000 a year." "Even though Joe didn't have a job, didn't have any money, didn't even have a plumber's license." "But he was going to!" ""I'm going to buy that plumbing business, Alice," ""and we're going to be rich!"" "Joe was getting killed on the taxes on the imaginary business in his head." "This is what they do." "They get the people to vote against their own interest." "Health care." "Did you see the people this summer at the town hall meetings fighting health care?" "These obese, stressed-out, angry old white people, heart attacks waiting to happen." "You saw that guy with the sign that said keep your government hands off of my medicare?" "You saw this?" "Who did he think was running medicare?" "Sears?" "Monsanto." "I mean..." "You know, drawing a Hitler mustache on Obama?" "Right, Obama's Hitler 'cause he wants to give you health care." "That's such a Nazi thing to do." "It really is." "Whenever I think of the Nazis, I think health care." "Look, you know, socialized medicine." "This is the word that they phrase it." "They always invoke to get," ""Oh, so, so, can't have that." "That's a slippery slope to the Gulag."" "'Cause, you know, Americans hate Socialism." "They don't know what it is, but they know it's... something super awful like gay marriage or child pornography or something really-- Oh, please." "Arkansas doesn't have Capitalism yet." "You're worried about Socialism." "They're still curing people with moonshine and leaches down there." "Plus we already have Socialism... in America." "We just have it for the rich." "There was no..." "There was no problem with Socialism at the beginning of the Meltdown when Henry Paulson walked into the Oval Office and demanded $700 billion for the banks right away." "No time to read the fine print." ""What's that, lassie?" "A.I.G.'s in trouble?"" ""Well, run to Fort Knox and get them all the gold, girl."" "You know this nonsense about" ""Let's give all the money to the rich people." "They create jobs."" "No, they don't." "They eliminate jobs." "That's how they get richer." "They're not interested in creating jobs." "They're interested in creating wealth for themselves." "You read about these pricks with their $1,000 shower curtains and their private jets and their gold faucets and the... antique commodes and the "Eyes Wide Shut" orgies or whatever..." "I mean, there's no end to the bullshit rich fucks will spend money on." ""It's 9:00, time for my wine enema."" "Use the good stuff tonight." "So, I'm glad that the executives at Shitibank and..." "Skank of America and Notorious A.I.G. got to keep their sailboats." "But..." "You know what?" "That we bailed them out and they're charging 30% interest on credit cards." "I mean..." "You know, and the Democrats are okay with this?" "That's the problem in America." "The supposed, progressive party is in bed with the same lobbyists as the other clowns." "And you know, when Obama ran for President, every rally he would say," ""This is your time."" "Well, you know what, President Chocolate Thunder, this is your time." "You know what, you need to get a little harder." "I said this months ago." "He needed to lay it on the line against the corporations." "And I agree with the people who now agree with me." "You know, he needs a little Bush and Cheney in his personality." "Not policies, personality." "Because, you know, they had terrible ideas, but they got them through and they didn't care who liked them." "In an interview once, they asked Dick Cheney, they said," ""You know, most people now don't want troops in Iraq."" "And Cheney said, "So?"" "In other words, we won the election." "Now we're going to do what we think is right." "You have an opinion?" "Go Twitter it to Rick Sanchez." "And the next time somebody says to Obama," ""You know, the people think that your health care policy is Socialism."" "He should say, "So?"" "The people can't name three branches of governments." "They're full of fear and misinformation." "Drag them to it." "Try to explain health care to them." "It's like trying to explain to your dog," ""Why you're going to the vet?"" "Just open the car door and jingle the leash and talk like this and he'll go." "Just give the people health care." "These tea baggers are protesting it." "Five years after they have it, they'll forget they were against it." "They'll like it." "They'll be defending it." "They'll have signs that say," ""Keep your government hands off my Nazi health care!"" "But, I don't lose perspective." "I know if the election had gone the other way, and it was now old man McCain and Cruella de Ville who were running the show, it would be a barber economy and we'd be at war with Honduras, so..." "I try to keep in mind what Obama always says which is that you can't let the perfect be the enemy of the necessary." "Which is pretty good." "And a quote from Voltaire, by the way." "Who Bush thinks is a Harry Potter character." "So..." "I gotta say, that's something I love about Obama." "He never loses an opportunity to give it to Bush." "Even when he was being inaugurated." "As Bush was sitting like five feet away." "And he just kept giving him shot after shot after shot." "Never by name." "You know, just..." ""We are ready to lead again."" "That's cool." "I mean, he is cool." "You got to give him that and..." "I" " You know how I know he is cool?" "'Cause I know a lot of women who say," ""Boy, I would love to be his Monica Lewinsky."" "I know." "I'm not saying you go for it." "I just think" " I just think it's a good thing for the country when the chicks want to blow the president." "I do." "I think it's good for the country." "The chicks are in a better mood." "Everybody else is in a better mood." "It just-- It's a lot about mood." "Come on, we are a fragile people right now." "We have to be-- you know, keep that mood up." "Obama knows it." "You see, like, he does everything he can to remind us that we have something new and energetic and fresh." "You ever notice that whenever he is introduced, he always runs up to the podium." "Even if it's just two feet away, he gives us a little run to put it in our mind that it could be McCain with the walker, you know." "It could have been..." "# dum-dum-dum-dum #" "That would have been so... dun!" "'Cause whether you like it or not, the President is the most ubiquitous presence in our lives." "He's the one guy who is on TV every day." "That's for eight years, it was like the channel was stuck on "hee-haw."" "And now, I just feel better." "You know, for one thing, this is the first time in my lifetime that a president has been from a city..." "From a place I would go." "He's from Chicago." "I love Chicago!" "I go there." "Would I ever go to Wasilla, Alaska?" "Or Hope, Arkansas or Plains, Georgia or Crawford, Texas?" "Not on a bet!" "These are reasons small towns are small." "No one wants to live there." "It's true." "So you know, I relate to this couple in the White House." "They relate to each other." "Which is something I haven't seen also in my lifetime." "You know, I mean, they look at each other in the eye!" "They fist-bump." "I think he's getting a little first nookie." "I do, you know." "Sometimes, you see." "He looks at her like," ""How would you like to fuck the most powerful man in the world tonight?"" "And I love her." "She looks at him like, "Maybe."" "Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen." "You were an awesome crowd." "'Cause I knew you would be here." "Thank you." "A pleasure." "Thank you." "I have one other surprise for you, 'cause we're way over time and you know," "Real Sex 28 is coming up." "We got to get out of here." "Seriously..." "Damn, you laughed too much." "But, you know, I was just talking about Obama and I have to say that you know, he got the Nobel prize for peace." "You know, a lot of people said, "What, he's conducting wars."" "I agree." "But also, he's made this outreach to the Muslim world which I love." "'Cause I don't want a million or billion people being pissed at me for any reason." "You know, that is the one area where we have to lower tensions and there are a few signs that things might be getting better." "I read in the paper the other day that for the first time, Saudi Arabia had a fashion show." "Their top designer, Muslim Dior... is on a world tour with his spring line and they just happened to be in Raleigh, North Carolina tonight." "And I asked some of the models if they would come over." "Would you like to see the..." "You would?" "You want to see the Muslim Dior fashion show?" "Okay." "Then, start the music because I think you will really like this." "Ah." "Sleek and stylish in this wool blend." "An ajeeba is hot, hot, hot!" "And not just from wearing a suffocating tarp in the desert." "It's a look that screams," ""Look out world, I'm a woman of the 12th century."" "Turn heads without losing yours." "In this sizzling Saudi sheath, be the wife that he calls for tonight." "And every night." "Ah, here is lovely Neema in a coketter's little outfit that showcases the girl inside the woman inside the stifling female containment unit." "It's first class clothing for second class citizens." "And it shows off your curves in all the right places." "The top of your head, your shoulders and absolutely nowhere else." "Dress it up for morning prayers or dress it down for midnight stonings." "This one says my mulla brings all the boys to the yard." "Oh, isn't Kaleela just scrumtous in this business, casual abaya by dawn of the Koran?" "It's a throwback pullover that says, "I'm too sexy for my Shiite."" "You'll be proud to walk five steps behind your husband in this ensemble." "It's also perfect for when you don't like leaving the house, because if you do, you'll be beaten." "Available at K-Mart by Isaac Jihadi." "And finally, here comes lovely Annan." "Annan is wearing a daring French cut with a plunging eye slit." "Slut!" "This one comes in black and dark black." "And it's guaranteed to get your man so hot he'll want to crack you on the ankle with a long stick." "Whether you're on the go or simply knowing your place, nobody does refreshing like Muslim Dior." "By the way, Annan is the winner of Saudi Arabia's "Next Top Model"" "and I think you can see why." "How about a hand for the fashion models from the Muslim Dior show?" "All right." "We got to get out of here." "Thank you." "You were great." "I appreciate it." "Thank you, folks." | {
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"Pull yourself together, Teddy." "Pull yourself together." "It's just water." "It's a lot of water." "A lot of..." "Come on." "You okay, boss?" "Yeah, I'm fine, I just..." "I just can't..." "Can't stomach the water." "You're my new partner." "That's right." "Not the best way to meet, with my head halfway down the toilet." "Doesn't exactly square with "Teddy Daniels, the man, the legend,"" "I'll give you that." "The legend?" "What the hell you boys smoking over there in Portland, anyway?" "Seattle." "I came from the office in Seattle." "How long you been with the Marshals?" "Four years." "So you know how small it is." "Sure." "What about you?" "You got a girl?" "Married?" "I was." "She died." "Jesus." "I don't..." "Don't worry about it." "There was a fire at the apartment building while I was at work." "Four people died." "It was the smoke that got her, not the fire." "See, that's important." "I'm sorry, boss." "Where are my goddamn cigarettes?" "Oh, here, have one of mine." "I could've sworn they were in my jacket before I got on." "Government employees will rob you blind." "Thanks." "They give you a briefing about the institution before you left?" "All I know is it's a mental hospital." "For the criminally insane." "Well, if it's just folks running around hearing voices and chasing after butterflies, they wouldn't need us." "Is that where we're headed?" "Yep." "The other side of the island is rock bluffs all the way down to the edge of the water." "The dock, it's the only way on or off." "We'll be casting off as soon as you two are ashore." "I'd appreciate it if you'd hurry up about it." "Why?" "Storm's coming." "Never seen a Marshals badge before." "I'm Deputy Warden McPherson, gentlemen." "Welcome to Shutter Island." "I'll be the one taking you up to Ashecliffe." "Your boys seem a little on edge, Mr. McPherson." "Right now, Marshal, we all are." "Electrified perimeter." "How can you tell?" "I've seen something like it before." "All right." "You gentlemen will be accorded all the help we can give, but during your stay, you will obey protocol." "Is that understood?" "Absolutely." "The red brick building on your right is Ward A, the male ward." "Ward B, the female ward, is the one on your left." "Ward C is that building on the bluffs." "An old Civil War fort." "The most dangerous patients are housed there." "Admittance to Ward C is forbidden without the written consent and physical presence of both myself and Dr. Cawley." "Is that understood?" "You act like insanity is catching." "You are hereby required to surrender your firearms." "Mr. McPherson, we are duly appointed federal marshals." "We are required to carry our firearms with us at all times." "Executive order 31 9 of the Federal Code of Penitentiaries states that when inside a penitentiary, the officers of that institution have final authority." "Gentlemen, you will not get through this gate with your firearms." "Okay." "Now that the official stuff's done, come on, boys, what do you say we go find Dr. Cawley?" "When did she escape?" "This prisoner?" "I'm afraid Dr. Cawley will have to fill you in on the situation." "Protocol." "Correctional officers at a mental institution, that's a weird sight, if you don't mind me saying." "It's the only facility of its kind in the U.S., even the world." "We take only the most dangerous, damaged patients, ones no other hospital can manage." "And it's all due to Dr. Cawley." "He's created something really unique here." "It's a hospital for people our society normally considers beyond treatment." "Top of his class at Johns Hopkins, then Harvard..." "IDs, gentlemen." "Show your badges, gentlemen." "Dr. Cawley's been consulted numerous times by Scotland Yard," "MI5, the OSS..." "Why?" "What do you mean?" "What do intelligence agencies want to consult a psychiatrist about?" "I guess you'll have to ask him." "Marshal Daniels." "Doctor." "Marshal Aule." "Thank you, Deputy Warden." "That will be all." "Yes, sir." "Pleasure, gentlemen." "He had a lot to say about you." "McPherson's a good man." "He believes in the work we do here." "And what would that be, exactly?" "A moral fusion between law and order and clinical care." "Pardon me, Doc." "A what between what and what?" "Those paintings are quite accurate." "Used to be the kind of patients we deal with here were shackled and left in their own filth." "They were beaten, as if whipping them bloody would drive the psychosis out." "We drove screws into their brains, we submerged them in icy water until they lost consciousness or even drowned." "And now?" "We treat them." "Try to heal, try to cure." "And if that fails, at least we provide them with a measure of comfort in their lives." "Calm." "These are all violent offenders, right?" "I mean, they've hurt people." "Murdered them in some cases." "In almost all cases, yes." "Then, personally, Doctor, I'd have to say, screw their sense of calm." "It's my job to treat my patients, not their victims." "I'm not here to judge." "So this female prisoner..." "Patient." "Excuse me." "Patient, one Rachel Solando, escaped sometime in the last 24 hours." "Last night between 10:00 and midnight." "Is she considered dangerous?" "You could say that." "She killed all three of her children." "She drowned them in the lake behind her house." "She took them out one by one, held their heads under till they died, then she brought them back inside and arranged them around the kitchen table." "She ate a meal there before a neighbor dropped by." "And what about the husband?" "He died on the beaches of Normandy." "She's a war widow." "She starved herself when she first came here." "She insisted the children weren't dead." "Sorry, Doctor." "You don't happen to have an aspirin, do you?" "Prone to headaches, Marshal?" "Sometimes." "But today," "I'm a little more prone to seasickness." "Ah, dehydration." "You all right, boss?" "Yeah." "In that case, you're quite right." "The simpler the better." "Thanks so much." "Rachel still believes the children are alive." "She also believes this place is her home in the Berkshires." "You're kidding me." "She's never once in two years acknowledged that she's in an institution." "She believes we're all deliverymen, milkmen, postal workers." "To sustain the delusion that her children never died, she's created an elaborate fictional structure, and she gives us all parts to play in that fiction." "So have you searched the grounds yet?" "The warden and his men scoured the island." "Not a trace." "And what's more disturbing is we don't know how she got out of her room." "It was locked from the outside, and the only window is barred." "It's as if she evaporated straight through the walls." "I brought her right back here after group therapy, locked her in, came back for midnight rounds, she was gone." "Seriously, Doctor, how is it possible that the truth never gets through to her?" "I mean, she's in a mental institution, right?" "Seems like something you'd notice from time to time." "How many pairs of shoes are the patients given?" "Two pairs." "Sanity's not a choice, Marshal." "You can't just choose to get over it." "So, she left here barefoot?" "Come on, Doc, she couldn't get 10 yards in that terrain." "Marshal?" "This is definitely Rachel's handwriting." "I have no idea what the law of four is, though." "It's not a psychiatric term?" "I'm afraid not." ""Who is 67?"" "Fuck if I know." "I have to say that's quite close to my clinical conclusion." "Think it's just random scribblings?" "Oh, no, not at all." "Rachel's smart." "Brilliant, in fact." "This paper could be important." "Excuse me, Doctor, but we're gonna have to hold on to this." "Of course." "And you say she had to come through here?" "After lights out, the orderlies play cards in here." "Last night, there were seven men sitting at the base of those stairs playing stud poker." "Yet somehow, Rachel managed to slip past them." "Why?" "How?" "She turns invisible?" "Doctor, we're gonna need access to the personnel files of all the medical staff." "The nurses, the guards, the orderlies, anyone who was working then." "We'll take your request under consideration." "This is not a request, Doctor." "This is a federal facility, and a dangerous prisoner..." "Patient." "...patient has escaped." "Now, you will comply or..." "All I can say is I'll see what I can do." "Doctor, we're gonna need to speak with the staff." "Do you understand?" "I'll assemble them in the common room after dinner." "If you have any further questions, feel free to join the deputy warden in the search." "It's 11 miles to the nearest land and the water's freezing." "Current was strong last night, tide pushing in." "She'd have drowned or been crushed on the rocks, and her body would have washed back up on shore." "What about those caves down there?" "Have you checked them?" "No way she could get there." "The bases of those cliffs are covered in poison ivy, live oak, sumac, a thousand plants with thorns as big as my dick." "You said yourself, Marshal, she's got no shoes." "All right, let's check the other side." "What's that tower?" "It's an old lighthouse." "The guards already searched inside it." "What's in there?" "More patients?" "Sewage treatment facility." "It's getting dark soon." "I'm calling this off for tonight." "Let's go, boys!" "You were on watch on the landing, huh?" "Yeah." "Couldn't nobody get in or out of their room on that corridor without me seeing." "Okay, Rachel Solando, who else does she have to pass to get down here?" "Me." "Glen Miga." "Sir, I didn't see nothing." "And you were at your post all night?" "Yeah, but I didn't see a thing." "Glen." "Glen." "Tell me the truth." "I..." "I maybe went to the bathroom." "What?" "You breached protocol." "Christ..." "I wasn't gone more than a minute." "All right, look." "Let's back up here." "Let's all just back up." "Miss Solando was put in her room for lights out." "Does anyone here know what she did before that?" "Anyone?" "Come on, anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone." "She was in a group therapy session." "Huh." "Anything unusual occur?" "Define "unusual."" "Excuse me?" "This is a mental institution, Marshal, for the criminally insane." "Usual isn't a big part of our day." "I will rephrase." "Did anything happen last night during group therapy that was more, let's say, I don't know, memorable than..." "Normal?" "Exactly." "No." "Sorry." "Did Miss Solando say anything during group therapy?" "She was worried about the rain." "And she hated the food here." "Complained constantly, last night included." "So you were there." "Was there a doctor present?" "Yes, Dr. Sheehan led the discussion." "Dr. Sheehan?" "Yes, he was running the session." "He's Rachel's primary, the psychiatrist who directly oversees her care." "Huh." "We're gonna need to speak with Dr. Sheehan." "I'm afraid that won't be possible." "He left on the ferry this morning." "His vacation was already planned." "He'd been putting it off too long." "You're in a state of lockdown, a dangerous patient has escaped, and you let her primary doctor leave on vacation?" "Well, of course." "He's a doctor." "Do you have the phone number for where he's gone?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Anybody there?" "I'm sorry, sir, but it's all down." "All the lines." "The storm's hitting the mainland like a hammer." "If you get it working, come find me immediately." "The marshals need to make an important call." "Yes, sir." "Hello?" "Hello?" "I'm afraid I have evening rounds in the wards, but I'll be having drinks and a cigar at my house around 9:00, if you'd care to drop by." "Good." "We can talk then, right?" "We have been talking, Marshal." "Gotta say, I'm thinking I got in the wrong line of public service." "It is a little overwhelming." "It was constructed during the Civil War, the same time as the military fort housing Ward C." "This is the original commander's quarters." "When Uncle Sam got the bill, the commander was court-martialed." "I can see why." "Nice music." "Who is that?" "Brahms?" "No." "It's Mahler." "Quite right, Marshal." "Forgive me, gentlemen." "My colleague, Dr Jeremiah Naehring." "Quartet for Piano and Strings in A minor." "Your poison, gentlemen?" "Rye, if you got it." "Soda and ice, please." "Thanks." "Oh?" "You don't indulge in alcohol?" "I'm surprised." "Isn't it common for men in your profession to imbibe?" "Common enough." "And yours?" "I'm sorry?" "Your profession, Doctor." "Psychiatry." "Yes." "I always heard it was overrun with boozers and drunks." "Not that I've noticed." "What's that?" "Iced tea in your glass, there?" "Excellent, Marshal." "You have outstanding defense mechanisms." "You must be quite adept at interrogations, hmm?" "Men like you are my specialty, you know?" "Men of violence." "Now that's a hell of an assumption to make." "No assumption." "No, not at all." "You misunderstand me." "I said you are men of violence." "I'm not accusing you of being violent men." "That's quite different." "No, please." "Please." "Edify us, Doctor." "You both served overseas, huh?" "It's not much of a stretch, Doc." "For all you know, we were both paper pushers over there." "No, you were not." "Since the schoolyard, neither of you has ever walked away from a physical conflict." "No, no, not because you enjoy it, but because retreat isn't something you consider an option." "We weren't raised to run, Doc." "Ah!" "Yes. "Raised."" "And who raised you, Marshal?" "Me?" "Wolves." "Ah!" "Very impressive defense mechanisms." "Do you believe in God, Marshal?" "No, I'm quite serious." "You ever seen a death camp, Doctor?" "Huh?" "His English really is very good." "You hit the consonants a tad hard, though." "You're a German?" "Is legal immigration a crime, Marshal?" "Oh, I don't know, Doctor." "You tell us." "Now, listen." "We're gonna need those files on Sheehan and the rest of the staff as well." "No personnel files will be released to you." "Period." "We're gonna need those files." "Out of the question." "Bullshit, out of the question!" "Bullshit!" "" "Just who the hell's in charge here, anyway, huh?" "Dr. Naehring acts as liaison to our Board of Overseers." "He relayed your request, and it's been refused." "Refused?" "They don't have the authority to refuse, and neither do you, sir." "Marshal, continue your investigation and we'll do all we can to help." "This investigation is over." "We're gonna file our reports and we're gonna hand it over to..." " Hoover's boys." "Hoover's boys." "That's right." "We'll be taking the ferry back in the morning." "Come on, Chuck." "Nice night." "You'll be bunking in the orderlies' quarters." "Hey, boss." "We really packing it in?" "Why?" "I guess..." "I don't know, I just never really quit anything before." "We haven't heard the truth once yet, Chuck." "Listen, Rachel Solando didn't slip out of a locked cell, barefoot, without any help." "I think she had a lot of help." "Maybe Cawley's sitting up in his mansion right now rethinking his whole attitude." "Maybe, in the morning, we'll be..." "You're bluffing?" "I didn't say that." "I found a whole stack of these, Teddy." "Jesus, are you ever sober anymore?" "I killed a lot of people in the war." "Is that why you drink?" "Are you real?" "No." "She's still here." "Who?" "Rachel?" "She never left." "Remember when we stayed in the cabin in the summer, Teddy?" "We were so happy." "She's here." "You can't leave." "I'm not gonna leave." "I love you so much." "I'm just bones in a box, Teddy." "No." "I am." "You have to wake up." "I won't go." "You're here." "I'm not." "You have to face that." "But she is." "So is he." "Who?" "Laeddis." "I have to go." "No." "No, please." "Please." "I need to hold on to you." "Just a little bit longer, please." " Oh, God, Teddy." "You have to let me go." "I can't." "Ain't gonna be no ferry in this shit." "Doctor!" "Doctor, Doctor." "We need to interview the patients who were in Rachel's group therapy session." "I thought your investigation was finished." "Well, it's not like we could take the ferry." "Now, was Rachel receiving any other treatments for her illnesses?" "Do you know the state of the mental health field these days, gentlemen?" "No, not a clue, Doctor." "War." "The old school believes in surgical intervention." "Psychosurgery." "Procedures like the transorbital lobotomy." "Some say the patients become reasonable, docile." "Others say they become zombies." "And the new school?" "Psychopharmacology." "A new drug has just been approved called Thorazine, which relaxes psychotic patients, you could say tames them." "And which school are you, Doctor?" "Me?" "I have this radical idea that if you treat a patient with respect, listen to him, try and understand, you just might reach him." "Come on, Marge." "It's okay." "These patients, huh?" "Even these." "What should be a last resort is becoming a first response." "Give them a pill, put them in a corner, it all goes away." "Rachel Solando was on a combination of drugs meant to keep her from becoming violent, but it was only intermittently effective." "The greatest obstacle to her recovery was her refusal to face what she had done." ""Was."" "Is there a reason you keep referring to your patient in the past tense, Doctor?" "Look outside, Marshal." "Why do you think?" "Next up is Peter Breene." "Assaulted his father's nurse with broken glass." "Nurse survived, but her face is permanently disfigured." "I can't wait." "She'd smile at me." "She was so sweet, but you could see it in her eyes." "She liked to be naked, to suck cock." "Okay, Mr. Breene." "And then she asked me if she can have a glass of water?" "Alone, in the kitchen, like that's no big deal?" "Well, why was that a big deal?" "It was obvious." "She wanted me to pull out my thing so that she could laugh at it." "Mr. Breene." "We need to ask you some questions, okay?" "When I cut her, she screamed." "But she scared me." "What did she expect?" " Interesting." "But we're here to talk about Rachel Solando, okay?" "Rachel Solando." "Do you..." "Do you know that she drowned her own kids?" "She drowned her kids!" "This is..." "This is a sick fucking world we live in, I'll tell you that." "But you know what?" "They should be gassed." "All of them." "The retards, the killers, the niggers." "You kill your own kid, gas the bitch." "Could you stop that?" "That nurse..." "Please, stop that." "That nurse, maybe she had kids, huh?" "A husband." "Just trying to make ends meet, lead a normal life." "It says in your file that you tore her face off." "Didn't you?" "Congratulations." "No more normal for her, not ever again." "No." "Do you know what she was afraid of?" "You." "Could you stop that?" "Please?" "Stop that!" "Please!" "Stop!" "Do you know a patient named Andrew Laeddis?" "Do you?" "No!" "No." "Boss." "What's up?" "Fine." "I wanna go back." "I wanna go." "Peter!" "Come on!" "I got him." "Peter!" "Peter!" "Hey, Peter!" "Go back." "I wanna go back." "Come on, Peter." "I don't wanna see him." "Easy now." "I don't wanna see him anymore." "It's okay." "It's all right." "Oh, I'll never get out of here." "I'm not sure that I should." "Excuse me for saying this, Miss Kearns..." "Mrs." "Mrs." "Kearns." "But you seem quite normal." "I mean, in comparison to the other patients here." "Well, I have my dark days." "I suppose everybody does." "The difference is most people don't kill their husbands with an ax." "Ah." "Although, personally, I think if a man beats you and fucks half the women he sees, and no one will help you, axing him isn't the least understandable thing you could do." "Maybe you shouldn't get out." "What would I do if I did?" "I don't know the world anymore." "They say there are bombs that can reduce whole cities to ash." "And what do you call them, televisions, voices and faces coming from a box." "I hear enough voices already." "What can you tell us about Rachel?" "Um..." "Not much." "She keeps to herself." "She believed her kids were alive." "She thought she was still living in the Berkshires, and we were all her neighbors, the milkmen, postmen..." "Deliverymen." "And Dr. Sheehan was there that night?" "Yes." "He talked about anger." "Tell me about him." "What's he like?" "Uh, he's, uh..." "Okay." "Nice." "Not hard on the eyes, as my mother would say." "Did he ever make a pass at you?" "No." "No, Dr. Sheehan's a good doctor, he would never..." "Um..." "Could I have a glass of water, please?" "No problem." "Thank you, Marshal." " Sure." "I just have one more question for you, Mrs. Kearns." "Did you ever meet a patient named Andrew Laeddis?" "No." "Never heard of him." "She was coached." "She used practically the same words as Cawley and the nurse," "like she'd been told exactly what to say." "Who's Andrew Laeddis?" "You asked every one of those patients back there about him." "Who is he?" "What the hell, boss?" "I'm your partner, for Christ's sake." "We just met, Chuck." "You've been on the beat for a long time." "You've got a duty." "You've got a career." "What I'm doing, it's not exactly by the book." "I don't give a damn about by-the-book, boss." "I just wanna know what the hell's going on." "When this case came over the wires," "I requested it specifically, you understand?" "Why?" "Andrew Laeddis, he was the maintenance man in the apartment building where my wife and I lived." "Okay." "He was also a firebug." "Andrew Laeddis lit the match that caused the fire that killed my wife." "Let them out!" "What happened to Laeddis?" "He got away with it." "Laeddis got away with it and then he disappeared." "About a year ago, I open up the paper and there he is." "Ugly-looking son of a bitch." "Huge scar from his right temple down to his left lip." "Eyes different colors." "Not the type of face you'd forget." "He burned down a schoolhouse, killed two people, said voices told him to do it." "First he went to prison, then he got transferred here." "Then what?" "Then nothing." "He vanished like he never existed." "No record whatsoever." "Pretty sure he's not in Ward B. That leaves Ward C." "Or he could be dead." "So could Rachel Solando, for that matter." "Lot of places to hide a body here." "Only one place no one would really notice." "That patient, Bridget Kearns, when she sent me for water, she said something to you back there, didn't she?" "No." "Come on, boss." "She wrote it." "Boss!" "We gotta get indoors." "It's turning into a fucking Kansas out here." "Hold on." "No, let's go!" "Watch out!" "Jesus!" "Come on!" "Up there!" "Let's go!" "Get in there!" "Let's go!" "Boss!" "God!" "Jesus Christ!" "Damn it." "God!" "You okay, boss?" "Yeah, I'm all right." "So if Laeddis is here," "what are you gonna do about it?" "Mmm." "I'm not here to kill Laeddis." "If it was my wife, I'd kill him." "Twice." "When we got through the gates at Dachau, the SS guards surrendered." "The Kommandant tried to kill himself before we got there, but he..." "He botched it." "Took him an hour to die." "When I went outside, I saw all the bodies on the ground." "Too many to count." "Too many to imagine." "So, yeah, the..." "The guards surrendered, we took their guns, and we lined them up." "It wasn't warfare." "It was..." "It was murder." "Yeah, I've had enough of killing." "That's not why I'm here." "So what is this all about?" "" "After Laeddis vanished, I started doing some checking on Ashecliffe." "A lot of people know about this place, but no one wants to talk." "You know, it's like it..." "It's like they're scared or something." "You know, this place is funded by a special grant from The House Un-American Activities Committee?" "HUAC?" "And how exactly are we fighting the communists from an island in Boston Harbor?" "By conducting experiments on the mind." "At least that's my guess." "And you think that's going on here?" "Like I said, no one would talk, right?" "Till I found somebody who used to be a patient here." "Guy's name is George Noyce." "Nice college kid." "Socialist." "He gets offered some money to do a psych study." "Guess what they were testing?" "Toothpaste." "So, he starts seeing dragons everywhere." "He almost beats his professor to death." "Ends up here in Ashecliffe, Ward C." "They release him after one year, right?" "And what does he do?" "Two weeks on the mainland, he walks into a bar, stabs three men to death." "His lawyer pleads insanity, but Noyce, he stands up in the courtroom and he..." "He begs the judge for the electric chair." "Anywhere but a mental hospital." "Judge gives him life in Dedham Prison." "And you found him." "Yeah, I found him." "Well, he's a mess." "But it's pretty clear from what he tells me." "What?" "They're experimenting on people here." "I don't know, boss." "How do you believe a crazy guy?" "That's the beauty of it, isn't it?" "Crazy people, they're the perfect subjects." "They talk, nobody listens." "I stood at Dachau." "We saw what human beings are capable of doing to each other, right?" "For Christ's sakes, we fought a goddamn war to stop them, and now..." "Now I find out it may be happening here?" "On our soil?" "No." "So what are you really here to do, Ted?" "I'm gonna get the proof, I'm gonna go back, and I'm gonna blow the lid off this place." "That's it." "Wait a minute." "You started asking around about Ashecliffe, waiting for a chance to get out here, and then suddenly they need a U.S. Marshal?" "Yeah, I got lucky." "There was a patient escape." "It was the perfect excuse." "No, no, no, boss." "Luck doesn't work that way." "The world doesn't work that way." "They got an electrified fence around a septic facility." "Ward C is inside a Civil War fort?" "A Chief of Staff with ties to the OSS?" "Funding from HUAC?" "I mean, Jesus Christ, everything about this place stinks of government ops." "What if they wanted you here?" "Bullshit." "You were asking questions." "Bullshit!" "Bullshit!" "Bullshit." "We came here for Rachel Solando." "Where's one shred of evidence she even existed?" "There's no way they could've known" "I'd be assigned to this case." "There's no way." "What if while you were looking into them, they were looking into you?" "All they had to do was fake an escape to get you here, and now they have you." "Now they have us both." "Here!" "Now!" "Marshals, are you out here?" "This is Deputy Warden McPherson." "Marshals!" "How about that?" "They found us, huh?" "It's an island, boss." "They're always gonna find us." "I know you're in there." "We're getting off this goddamn island." "You and me." "Come on." "Come on!" "Go, go!" "Get dried off." "Dr. Cawley wants to talk to you now." "And hurry up!" "This thing is turning into a goddamn hurricane!" "I dropped those suits off to be cleaned." "Should be ready by tomorrow." "That is, if we all don't wash away first." "You know, speaking of which, I'm afraid your smokes are pretty much done for." "So..." "This is our only choice, huh?" "Got something really nice in a prison gray if that don't work for you." "Now that you mention it, these are just fine." "That's why I must repeat my insistence that all Ward C patients be placed in manual restraints." "If the facility floods, they'll drown." "You know that." "That would take a lot of flooding." "We're on an island in the middle of the ocean during a hurricane." "A lot of flooding seems like a distinct possibility." "It's a gamble, Stephen." "Say the power fails." "There's a backup generator." "And if that goes, the cell doors will open." "Where are they going to go?" "Mmm?" "They can't just hop a ferry, scoot over to the mainland and wreak havoc." "Oh, you're quite right." "They're far more likely to wreak havoc right here on us." "If they're manacled to the floor, they'll die." "This is 24 human beings." "And you can live with that, can you?" "Well, frankly, if it were up to me, I'd put all 42 in Wards A and B in manual restraints as well." "Excuse me!" "Excuse me." "Marshal." "I'm sorry, Doctor." "I just have one quick question." "Yes, I'll be with you in a moment." "When we spoke this morning about Rachel Solando's note..." ""The law of four." I love that." "...you said you had no idea what that second line could refer to, correct?" ""Who is 67?" Yes, I'm afraid I still don't." "None of us do." "Uh-huh." "Nothing comes to mind?" "Nothing?" "Because I believe I just heard you say there are 24 patients in Ward C and 42 patients in Wards A and B, which means there's a total of, what, 66 patients at this facility?" "That is correct, yes." "Well, it seems to me Rachel Solando was suggesting that you have a 67th patient, Doctor." "But I'm afraid we don't." "This is ridiculous." "What are they doing here?" "We're doing our goddamn job." "Didn't McPherson tell you the good news?" "No." "What's the good news, Doctor?" "Rachel's been found." "She's here." "Safe and sound." "There's not a mark on her." "Who are these men?" "Why are they in my house?" "Police officers, Rachel." "They have a few questions." "Ma'am." "There has been a sighting of a known communist subversive in this area, passing out literature." "Here?" "In this neighborhood?" "Yes, I'm afraid so." "Now if you could tell us what you did yesterday, where you were, it would really help us narrow down our search." "Yes, um..." "Well, I, um..." "I made breakfast for Jim and the children, and then I" "packed Jim's lunch and he left." "Then I sent the children off to school." "And then" "I decided to take a long swim in the lake." "I see." "And after that?" "Um..." "After that," "I thought of you." "I'm sorry, ma'am, I don't know what you're talking about." "Don't you know how lonely I've been, Jim?" "You're gone." "You're dead." "I cry every night." "How am I supposed to survive?" "God." "Rachel, it'll be all right." "I'm so sorry, but every..." "Everything's gonna be all right." "Okay?" "I buried you." "I buried an empty casket." "Your body rained down, lumps of flesh splashing into the sea, eaten by sharks." "My Jim's dead, so who the fuck are you?" "Who the fuck are you?" "Who are you?" "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "Who are you?" "It's okay." "Rachel." "Rachel, it's all right." "Let me go!" "No!" "Rachel, it's okay." "Look at me, look at me." "I'm sorry about that." "I didn't want to interrupt." "I thought she might tell you something." "We found her down by the lighthouse, skipping stones." "We've no idea how she got out, but..." "I'm gonna have to ask you to go down into the basement." "There's food, water and cots." "It's the safest place to be when the hurricane hits." "Are you all right?" "You look pale." "I'm fine." "It's just..." "Boss, are you okay?" "It's just so goddamn bright, isn't it?" "Photosensitivity, headaches sometimes." "Marshal, are you having a migraine?" "I'll be all right." "Come on, I got you." " What's wrong with him?" "Take these, Marshal." "Couple of hours, you'll be as clear as a bell." "What's wrong with him?" "He's having a migraine." "Imagine someone sawed open your head, filled it with razors, and shook it as hard as they could." "Take the pills, Marshal." "I don't..." "I don't want the pills." "It'll stop the pain." "Marshal, take the pills." "He's going to need to lie down." "Oh, my God!" "There's broken glass all over the floor." "Make sure all the meds are locked up." "Watch your back." "Make sure everything's okay in Ward B." "Go down to the infirmary and see" "if there's any more..." "All right, Doctor." "Give him a bed." "This one here." "Over here." "All right, boss." "Yeah, that's it." "Careful." "All right." "Could be worse right now." "He'll be all right." "Who is that?" "Him?" "That's the warden." "Don't you worry about him, all right?" "Come on." "Lay back." "Lay back." "He looks like an ex-military prick, huh?" "Well, you know what?" "I ain't gonna argue with you on that one." "You should have saved me." "You should have saved all of us." "Hey, buddy." "Hey." "Laeddis." "Yeah." "My..." "My buddy." "No hard feelings, right?" "Yeah." "No hard feelings." "A little something for later," "'cause I know how much you need it." "The clock's ticking, my friend." "We're running out of time." "Give me a hand here." "I could get into trouble." "I'm dead." "I'm so sorry." "Why didn't you save me?" "I tried." "I wanted to, but by the time I got there, it was too late." "See?" "Aren't they beautiful?" "Why are you all wet, baby?" "Laeddis isn't dead." "He isn't gone." "He's still here." "I know." "You need to find him, Teddy." "You need to find him and you kill him dead." "It's okay." "Security to Ward A. Okay." "Ward A. I got it." "The generator room's flooded." "Ward A. Ward A." "See what we need in Ward B." "Let's go." "You okay, boss?" "This goddamn migraine." "The backup generator's failed." "The whole place has gone crazy." "What do you want to do?" "Christ." "Dan?" "Relax." "Nope, nope, nope." "You don't wanna do that." "Put it down." "Now." "Put it down." "Grab him, grab him, grab him, grab him!" "Get him, get him!" "You need to go find him 'cause he needs to be here." "You think the whole electrical system is fried?" "I'd say it's a good possibility, yeah." "All the electronic security, the fences..." "Why are you always running?" "...the gates, the doors." "Why is it you every time?" "Come on." "Nice day for a stroll, don't you think?" "To Ward C, for example." "Come on." "Maybe we'll run into Andrew Laeddis." "The guy I told you about, George Noyce?" "He told me this is where they keep the worst ones." "Guys even the other inmates are scared of." "Did Noyce give you anything on the layout?" "Not really." "All he remembered was people screaming day and night, no windows and iron bars everywhere." "Watch your head!" "Oh, Jesus Christ!" "Jesus." "First time on Ward C, huh?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "We heard stories, but..." "Trust me, son, you haven't heard shit." "We got most of the bugsies locked down now, but some of them are still loose." "And if you see one, don't try to restrain him yourselves." "These fuckers will kill you." "Clear?" "All right, get your asses moving then." "Go on." "He's here." "Laeddis." "I can feel him." "Tag!" "You're it!" "Wait!" "Boss!" "Ted!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Teddy." "Listen to me." "Listen, I don't wanna leave here, all right?" "I mean, why would anybody want to?" "We hear things here about the outside world." "About atolls, about H-bomb tests." " Teddy, where are you?" "You know how a hydrogen bomb works?" "I know." "With hydrogen!" "With hydrogen." "Ah, that's funny." "Boss!" "Other bombs explode, right?" "But not the hydrogen bomb." "It implodes, creating an explosion to the thousandth, the millionth degree!" "Do you get it?" "Yeah!" "Yeah." "Do you?" "I get it, I get it!" "Let him go!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "What are you doing?" "Jesus Christ, Teddy." "Jesus!" "Oh, you got Billings." "What the fuck's the matter with you guys?" "Catch them, not kill them!" "He jumped us." "You, give me a hand with him." "We've gotta get him to the infirmary." "God damn it." "No, no!" "Not you, not you." "Take a walk." "Come on." "Cawley's gonna have my goddamn balls for this." "Laeddis." "Laeddis." "Stop me, please, before I kill more." "Stop me before I kill more." "Laeddis." "Please, please." "I see you all." "Laeddis." "You told me I'd be free of this place." "You promised." "You lied." "Laeddis." "Laeddis?" "That's pretty damn funny." "Your voice." "Don't you recognize it?" "After all the talks we had?" "After all the lies you told me?" "Let me see your face." "They say I'm theirs now." "They say I'll never leave here." "Your match is about to go out." "Let me see your goddamn face!" "Now!" "Why?" "So you can lie to me more?" "This isn't about the truth." "Yes, it is." "It's about exposing the truth." "It's about you!" "And Laeddis." "That's all it's ever been about." "I was incidental." "A way in." "George..." "George Noyce." "No." "It's not possible." "You can't be here." "You like it?" "Who did this to you, George?" "You did." "What the hell do you mean?" "All your talk." "All your fucking talk, and I'm back in here because of you." "George, how did they get you out of Dedham, huh?" "However this happened, I..." "I'm gonna find a way to fix this, you understand me?" "I'll never get out now." "I got out once." "Not twice, never twice." "Just tell me how they got you here." "They knew!" "Don't you get it?" "Everything you were up to." "Your whole plan." "This is a game." "All of this is for you." "You're not investigating anything." "You're a fucking rat in a maze." "Georgie..." "George, you're wrong." "You're wrong." "Oh, really?" "Been alone much since you got here?" "I've been with my partner." "You never worked with him before, have you?" "He's a U.S. Marshal." "He's..." "You never worked with him before, have you?" "George, look, I know people." "I trust this man." "Then they've already won." "Fuck." "And they're gonna take me to the lighthouse." "They're gonna cut into my brain." "And I'm only here because of you!" "George, I'm gonna get you out of here." "You're not going to the lighthouse." "You're not." "You can't dig out the truth and kill Laeddis at the same time." "You gotta make a choice." "You understand that, don't you?" "I'm not here to kill anyone." "Liar!" "I'm not gonna kill him, I swear to you!" "I swear." "She's dead." "She..." "Let her go." "Let her go." "Tell him, Teddy." "Tell him why." "You gotta do it." "There's no other way." "Let her go." "Tell him about the day" "you brought me my locket." "You gotta do it!" "How I told you my heart was breaking and you asked me why." "She's fucking with your head." "And I told you it was from happiness." "She's gonna kill you." "She's gonna kill you." "You wanna uncover the truth?" "You gotta let her go." "I can't." "You have to let her go!" "I can't!" "I can't." "Then you'll never leave this island." "Dolores." "He's not in this ward." "He was transferred out of here." "If he's not in Ward A, there's only one place he can be." "The lighthouse." "Hey," "God help you." "Boss, we got problems." "McPherson and Cawley are in the building." "They heard an orderly went batshit on a patient." "They're looking all over the place for him and they're on their way to the roof." "Let's get the hell out of here." "This way." "Just keep going." "We belong here." "What happened to you?" "What do you mean?" "I mean, where were you?" "After we got that guy to the infirmary, I took a little detour to patient records." "Did you ever find Laeddis?" "No." "No, I never found him." "Well, I got the next best thing." "His intake form." "It was the only thing in his files." "There's no session notes, no incident reports, no photographs, just this." "It was weird." "Here." "Take a look." "I'll look at it later." "What's the matter, boss?" "I'll look it over later, that's all." "Ashecliffe's that way." "I'm not going to Ashecliffe." "I'm going to that lighthouse." "I'm gonna find out what the fuck is happening on this island." "There it is." "Damn." "We're too far south." "We're gonna have to double back." "There's no way we could cross those rocks." "There could be a way behind those trees." "Maybe a path that goes around the rocks and leads over to the lighthouse." "Boss..." "Come on." "Wait, wait, what are we doing?" "We got the intake form." "It's proof there's a 67th patient, which they said, repeatedly, doesn't exist." "I'm getting to that lighthouse." "You understand?" "What the hell can I say to you to stop you?" "Why would you want to, Chuck?" "Why?" "Because climbing down there when it's dark is a thin step short of suicide, that's why." "Okay, maybe you better sit this one out then." "You brought me into this, boss, and now we're trapped here on this rock, on this island, with no one to rely on but each other," "and now you're acting like..." "Like what?" "Like what?" "How am I acting?" "What the hell happened back there in those cells, Ted?" "What do you think the weather's like in Portland, Chuck?" "I'm from Seattle." "Seattle." "I'm going on alone." "I'm going with you, boss." "I said alone." "Fine." "Damn it!" "Damn it." "I knew it wouldn't take long, but I couldn't get to it." "The tide was up." "Chuck!" "Come on!" "Chuck!" "Where are you, Chuck?" "Chuck!" "Who are you?" "I'm Teddy Daniels." "I'm a cop." "You're the marshal." "That's right." "Would you mind taking your hand from behind your back, please?" "Why?" "Why?" "I wanna make sure that what you're holding won't hurt me." "I'm gonna keep this if you don't mind." "Fine by me." "You're..." "You're Rachel Solando." "The real one." "Did you kill your children?" "I never had children." "I was never married." "And before I was a patient at Ashecliffe, I worked here." "You..." "You were a nurse?" "I was a doctor, Marshal." "You think I'm crazy." "No." "No, no, I never..." "And if I say I'm not crazy?" "Well, that hardly helps, does it?" "That's the Kafkaesque genius of it." "People tell the world you're crazy, and all your protests to the contrary just confirm what they're saying." "I'm not following you." "I'm sorry." "Once you're declared insane, then anything you do is called part of that insanity." "Reasonable protests are denial." "Valid fears, paranoia." "Survival instincts are defense mechanisms." "You're smarter than you look, Marshal." "That's probably not a good thing." "Tell me something." "Yeah." "What happened to you?" "I started asking about these large shipments of sodium amytal and opium-based hallucinogens." "Psychotropic drugs." "I asked about the surgeries, too." "You ever heard of a transorbital lobotomy?" "They zap the patient with electroshock, then go through the eye with an ice pick," "pull out some nerve fibers." "Makes the patients much more obedient." "Tractable." "It's barbaric, unconscionable." "Do you know how pain enters the body, Marshal?" "Do you?" "Depends on where you're hurt?" "No, it has nothing to do with the flesh." "The brain controls pain." "The brain controls fear, empathy, sleep, hunger, anger." "Everything." "What if you could control it?" "You mean the brain?" "Recreate a man so he doesn't feel pain or love or sympathy." "A man who can't be interrogated, because he has no memories to confess." "You can never take away all a man's memories." "Never." "Marshal, the North Koreans used American POWs during their brainwashing experiments." "They turned soldiers into traitors." "That's what they're doing here." "They're creating ghosts to go out in the world and do things sane men..." "Sane men never would." "To have that kind of ability, that kind of knowledge," "that would take years." "Years." "Years of research." "Hundreds of patients to experiment on." "Fifty years from now, people will look back and say, here, this place, is where it all began." "The Nazis used the Jews, Soviets used prisoners in their own Gulags, and we, we tested patients on Shutter Island." "No, they won't." "No." "You do understand that they can't let you leave." "I am a federal marshal." "They can't stop me." "I was an esteemed psychiatrist from a respected family." "Didn't matter." "Let me ask you." "Any past traumas in your life?" "Yes." "But why would that matter?" "Because they're gonna point to some event in your past and say it's the reason you lost your sanity." "So that when they commit you here, your friends and colleagues will say," ""Of course he cracked." ""Who wouldn't after what he'd been through?"" "They can say that about anyone, anyone at all." "The point is they're gonna say it about you." "How's your head?" "My head?" "Any funny dreams lately?" "Trouble sleeping?" "Headaches?" "I am prone to migraines, yes." "Jesus." "You haven't taken any pills, have you?" "I mean, even aspirin?" "The aspirin?" "Jesus." "And you ate the food in the cafeteria and drank the coffee they gave you?" "You tell me, at least, that you've been smoking your own cigarettes." "No." "No, I haven't." "It takes 36 to 48 hours for neuroleptic narcotics to reach workable levels in the bloodstream." "Palsy comes first, first the fingertips, then eventually the whole hand." "Seen any walking nightmares lately, Marshal?" "Huh?" "Tell me what goes on in that lighthouse." "Tell me." "Brain surgery." "The let's-open-the-skull-and-see- what-happens-if-we-pull-on-this kind." "The learned-it-from-the-Nazis kind." "That's where they create the ghosts." "Who knows about this?" "On the island, I mean." "Who?" "Everyone." "Come on." "The nurses?" "The orderlies?" "They couldn't possibly know..." " Everyone." "You can't stay here." "They think I'm dead, that I drowned." "I'm afraid if they come looking for you, they might find me." "I'm sorry, but you have to go." "I'm gonna come back for you." "I won't be here." "I move during the day." "New places every night." "But I could come get you, get you off this island." "Haven't you heard a word I've said?" "The only way off the island is the ferry, and they control it." "You'll never leave here." "I had a friend." "I was with him yesterday, but we got separated." "Have you seen him?" "Marshal, you have no friends." "There you are." "We were wondering when you'd show up." "Have a seat." "Come on." "Taking a leisurely stroll, were we?" "I was just looking around." "Did you enjoy God's latest gift?" "What?" "God's gift." "The violence." "When I came downstairs in my home and I saw that tree in my living room, it reached out for me like a divine hand." "God loves violence." "I hadn't noticed." "Sure you have." "Why else would there be so much of it?" "It's in us." "It's what we are." "We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers." "And why?" "Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor." "I thought God gave us moral order." "There's no moral order as pure as this storm." "There's no moral order at all." "There's just this, can my violence conquer yours?" "I'm not violent." "Yes, you are." "You're as violent as they come." "I know this because I'm as violent as they come." "If the constraints of society were lifted, and I was all that stood between you and a meal, you would crack my skull with a rock and eat my meaty parts." "Wouldn't you?" "Cawley thinks you're harmless, that you can be controlled, but I know different." "You don't know me." "Oh, but I do." "No, you don't." "You don't know me at all." "Oh, I know you." "We've known each other for centuries." "If I was to sink my teeth into your eye right now, would you be able to stop me before I blinded you?" "Give it a try." "That's the spirit." "Don't worry, because we're going to get you back to your room." "Not really." "Something I've seen." "Okay." "Where have you been?" "Oh, just wandering." "Just looking at your island." "Oh, I forgot you're leaving now that Rachel's been found." "Stop looking at him." "For sure." "Yeah." "Stop looking at him." "Stop looking at him." "Big meeting?" "Oh, yes." "It's okay." "I'm..." "I don't like that." "Apparently there was an unidentified man in Ward C yesterday." "He subdued a highly dangerous patient quite handily." "Is that so?" "It seems he had a long conversation with a paranoid schizophrenic," "George Noyce." "Well, I don't remember what I'm supposed to remember." "We're gated down." "We're fine." "This Noyce, you said his name was, he's delusional?" "Oh, extremely." "He can be quite upsetting." "As a matter of fact, two weeks ago, a patient got so wound up by one of Noyce's stories that he beat him up." "Hmm." "Cigarette?" "No, thanks." "I quit." "So you're taking the ferry?" "Yes, absolutely." "I think we've gotten all we came here for, so..." ""We," Marshal?" "Speaking of which, have you seen him, Doctor?" "Who?" "My partner, Chuck." "You don't have a partner, Marshal." "You came here alone." "You know, I've built something valuable here, and valuable things have a way of being misunderstood in their own time." "Everyone wants a quick fix." "They always have." "I'm trying to do something that people, yourself included, don't understand." "And I'm not going to give up without a fight." "I can see that." "Mmm." "So, tell me again about your partner." "What partner?" "It's fine." "She made a mess." "I cleaned it up." "She made a mess again." "Marshal, going somewhere?" "I'm just heading out to the ferry, so..." "Ah!" "Oh, well, I'm afraid it's the other way." "Oh?" "If you'll wait a moment, I'll find you someone who can take you to the dock." "What's this, Doctor?" "Huh?" "What's this?" "It's just a sedative." "A precaution." "Oh!" "A precaution." "What are you going to do?" "Kill me?" "Marshal." "You think you deserve it?" "For what, hmm?" "Provoking you?" "Well, forgive me." "What doesn't provoke you?" "Remarks?" "Words?" "Nazis?" "Well, that, too." "And, of course, memories, dreams." "Did you know that the word "trauma" comes from the Greek for "wound"?" "And what is the German word for "dream"?" "Traum." "Ein Traum." "Wounds can create monsters, and you..." "You are wounded, Marshal." "And wouldn't you agree, when you see a monster, you must stop it?" "Yeah." "I agree." "Yes." "Yeah." "I told him that we'd take about an hour to do it." "Yeah." "Did they say we're going to do the first floor?" "How long you been the clock?" "I've been on for 18 hours straight." "Nice paycheck." "What are you doing, baby?" "You gotta get to the ferry." "No." "No, no." "Yeah." "If the world thinks that Chuck is dead, then he's perfect for their experiments." "There's only one place they'd take him." "You go there and you'll die." "He's my partner." "If they are hurting him, if they're holding him against his will," "I've gotta bring him out." "I can't lose anyone else." "Don't go, Teddy, please." "Please, don't do this." "Don't go." "I'm sorry, honey." "I'm sorry, honey." "I love this thing because you gave it to me, but the truth is" "it is one fucking ugly tie." "No." "Don't move." "Stay where you are." "Are you gonna kill me?" "No, I'm not gonna kill you." "Why are you all wet, baby?" "What did you say?" "You know exactly what I said." "The rifle's empty, by the way." "Have a seat." "For God's sake, dry off." "You'll catch cold." "All right." "How badly did you hurt the guard?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Yes, he's here." "Have Dr. Sheehan take a look at your man before you send him up." "So Dr. Sheehan came in on the ferry this morning, huh?" "Not exactly." "You blew up my car." "I really loved that car." "Sorry to hear about that." "Tremors are getting pretty bad." "How are the hallucinations?" "Get out of here, Teddy." "This place is gonna be the end of you." "Not bad." "They'll get worse." " I know." "Dr. Solando, she told me about the neuroleptics." "Did she, now?" "And when was this?" "I found her, Doctor, in a cave out by the cliffs." "But you'll never get to her." "I don't doubt it, considering she's not real." "Your delusions are more severe than I thought." "You're not on neuroleptics." "You're not on anything, as a matter of fact." "Then what the fuck is this?" "Huh?" "What the fuck is this?" "Withdrawal." "Withdrawal?" "From what?" "I haven't had a goddamn drink since I've been on this island." "Chlorpromazine." "I'm not a fan of pharmacology, but I have to say, in your case..." "Chloraproma-what?" "Chlorpromazine." "The same thing we've been giving you for the past 24 months." "Oh, so for the past two years, you..." "You've had somebody slipping me drugs in Boston." "Is that it?" "Not Boston." "Here." "You've been here for two years." "A patient of this institution." "After everything I've seen here, Doctor, you really think you're gonna convince me I'm crazy, huh?" "Do you know the kind of people that I deal with every day?" "I'm a U.S. Marshal, for God's sakes." "You were a U.S. Marshal." "Here's a copy of the intake form you broke into Ward C for." "Proof of the 67th patient." "If you'd gotten it to the mainland, you could have blown the lid off this place." "Wait." "Where did..." "Where did you..." "Yet somehow, you couldn't find time to look at it." "Well, read it now." "Go ahead." ""Patient is highly intelligent, highly delusional decorated Army veteran." ""Present for the liberation of Dachau." ""Former U.S. Marshal." "Known proclivity for violence." ""Shows no remorse for his crime because he denies the crime ever..." ""Ever took place." ""Highly developed and fantastical narratives," ""which preclude facing the truth of his actions."" "I've had enough of this bullshit!" "Where's my partner, huh?" "Where's Chuck?" "Where is he?" "Let's try this another way." "Your wife's maiden name was Chanal, am I correct?" "Don't you even talk about her." "Don't you..." "I'm afraid I have to." "Notice anything these four names have in common?" "It's your rule of four." "Andrew, what do you see?" "If you've done anything to my partner, Doctor, that is a violation of..." "Focus, Andrew!" "What do you see?" "The names have the same letters." "Edward Daniels has exactly the same 13 letters as Andrew Laeddis." "The same as Rachel Solando and Dolores Chanal." "The names are anagrams for each other." "Your tactics, they're not gonna work on me." "You came here for the truth." "Here it is." "Your name is Andrew Laeddis." "The 67th patient at Ashecliffe is you, Andrew." "Bullshit." "You were committed here by court order 24 months ago." "Your crime is terrible, one you can't forgive yourself for, so you invented another self." "All right." "Let's get down to the facts, all right?" "You've created a story in which you're not a murderer." "You're a hero, still a U.S. Marshal, only here at Ashecliffe because of a case, and you've uncovered a conspiracy so that anything we tell you about who you are, what you've done," "you can dismiss as lies, Andrew." "My name is Edward Daniels." "I've been hearing this fantasy for two years now." "I know every detail." "Patient 67, the storm," "Rachel Solando, your missing partner, the dreams you have every night." "You were at Dachau, but you may not have killed any guards." "I wish I could let you just live in your fantasy world." "I really do." "But you're violent, trained, dangerous." "You're the most dangerous patient we have." "You've injured orderlies, guards, other patients." "Two weeks ago, you attacked George Noyce." "No, no." "I am fucking on to you, Doctor." "You had Noyce beaten." "Of course I didn't!" "Give me one reason why I would even touch him!" "Because he called you Laeddis, and you'd do anything not to be him." "I have a transcript of the conversation you had with Noyce yesterday." ""This is about you, and, Laeddis, that's all it's ever been about."" "No, no." "He's saying this is about me and Laeddis." "When you asked him what happened to his face, he said, now here I'm quoting again, "You did this."" "No, no, he meant that it was my fault." "You almost killed him." "The warden and the Board of Overseers are determined something be done." "It's been decided that unless we can bring you back to sanity now, right now, permanent measures will be taken to ensure you can't hurt anyone ever again." "They'll lobotomize you, Andrew." "Do you understand?" "Yeah, I understand." "I understand just fine." "If I don't play along with your little game here," "Dr. Naehring's gonna turn me into one of his ghosts." "But what about my partner?" "You gonna tell the U.S. Marshal's office that he's a defense mechanism?" "Hello, boss." "What the fuck is going on here?" "Hmm?" "Huh?" "You working for him?" "I'm sorry." "There wasn't any other way." "Someone had to stick with you, keep you safe." "You been watching me, huh?" "Watching me every minute." "Who are you?" "Who are you?" "Tell me." "Don't you recognize me, Andrew?" "I've been your primary psychiatrist for the last two years." "I'm Lester Sheehan." "I told you..." "I told you about my wife, I..." "I know." "I climbed down a cliff to get you." "I trusted you." "I risked everything to come in here after you." "Everything!" "I know, boss." "We're running out of time here, Andrew." "I swore before the Board of Overseers that I could construct the most radical, cutting-edge role-play ever attempted in psychiatry, and it would bring you back." "I thought that if we let you play this out we could get you to see how untrue, how impossible it is." "You've had the run of the place for two days." "Tell me, where are the Nazi experiments?" "The satanic ORs?" "Andrew, listen to me." "If we fail with you, then everything that we've tried to do here will be discredited." "Everything." "We're on the front lines of a war here, old boy." "And right now, it all comes down to you." "Don't move!" "Don't move!" "Andrew!" "Andrew!" "No." "No." "My name is Edward Daniels!" "This one's loaded." "I can tell by the weight." "I see." "And that's your firearm, Marshal?" "You're sure?" "My initials are on the side." "There's a dent in the barrel from when Philip Stacks shot at me." "You're not gonna fuck with my mind on this one, Doctor!" "Then blast away." "Because that's the only way you're ever getting off this island." "Andrew, please don't." "My gun." "What did you do to my goddamn gun?" "It's a toy, Andrew." "We're telling you the truth." "Dolores was insane, manic-depressive, suicidal." "You drank, stayed away, ignored what everyone told you." "You moved to that lake house after she purposely set your city apartment on fire." "You were..." " You're lying!" "Andrew!" "Andrew, stop." "No." "You drugged the cigarettes!" "All you've done is lie!" "Andrew." "Andrew." "Your children." "Andrew, your children." "Simon." "Henry." "I never had any children." "Your wife drowned them at the cabin by the lake." "And here, the little girl, the one you dream of every night." "I never had a little girl." "The one who tells you over and over that you should have saved her, saved them all." "Your daughter, her name was Rachel." "Are you going to deny that she ever lived?" "Andrew, are you?" "I'm so sorry, baby." "I told you not to come in here." "I told you this would be the end of you." "I'm back!" "We got him just outside of Oklahoma." "Must've stopped 10 places in between here and Tulsa." "I could sleep for a week." "Dolores?" "And he said, "Take up your bed and walk." But God?" "Dolores?" "Then he said, "Take up your bed and walk."" "Forgive sins, but God?" "Dolores?" "Baby, why are you all wet?" "I missed you." "I wanna go home." "You are home." "Where are the kids?" "Hmm?" "They're in school." "It's Saturday, honey." "School's not in on Saturday." "My school is." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God, no." "Come on, come on." "No." "No." "Please, God." "Please, God, no!" "No!" "No." "Baby." "Let's put them at the table, Andrew." "We'll dry them off." "We'll change their clothes." "They'll be our living dolls." "Huh?" "Tomorrow we can take them on a picnic." "If you ever loved me, Dolores, please stop talking." "I love you." "Set me free." "Oh, baby." "We'll give them baths." "I love you, baby." "I love you, too." "I love you so much." "I love you so much." "I love you." "I..." "Oh, baby." "Andrew." "Andrew, can you hear me?" "Rachel." "Rachel, Rachel." "Rachel?" "Rachel who?" "Rachel." "Rachel Laeddis." "My daughter." "Why are you here?" "Because I killed my wife." "And why did you do that?" "Because she murdered our children, and she told me to let her go." "Who's Teddy Daniels?" "He doesn't exist." "Neither does Rachel Solando." "I made them up." "Why?" "We need to hear you say it." "After she tried to kill herself the first time," "Dolores told me she..." "She had an insect living inside her brain." "She could feel it clicking across her skull, just pulling the wires just for fun." "She told me that." "She told me that, but I didn't listen." "I loved her so much, you know." "Why did you make them up?" "Because I can't take knowing that Dolores killed our children." "And I..." "I killed them 'cause I didn't get her help, you know." "I killed them." "Here's my fear, Andrew." "We broke through once before, nine months ago, and then you regressed." "I don't remember that." "I know." "You reset, Andrew." "Like a tape playing over and over on an endless loop." "I hope that what we've done here will be enough to stop it from ever happening again, but I need to know you've accepted reality." "You came after me, huh, Doctor?" "You tried to help me when no one else would." "My name's Andrew Laeddis," "and I murdered my wife in the spring of '52." "How we doing this morning?" "Good." "And you?" "Can't complain." "So what's our next move?" "You tell me." "We gotta get off this rock, Chuck." "Get back to the mainland." "Whatever the hell's going on here, it's bad." "Don't worry, partner, they're not gonna catch us." "That's right." "We're too smart for them." "Yeah, we are, aren't we?" "You know, this place makes me wonder..." "Yeah, what's that, boss?" "Which would be worse, to live as a monster or to die as a good man?" "Teddy?" | {
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"I was sheriff of this county when I was twenty-five years old." "Hard to believe." "Grandfather was a lawman." "Father too." "Me and him was sheriff at the same time, him up in Plano and me out here." "I think he was pretty proud of that." "I know I was." "Some of the old-time sheriffs never even wore a gun." "A lot of folks find that hard to believe." "Jim Scarborough never carried one." "That the younger Jim." "Gaston Boykins wouldn't wear one up in Commanche County." "Now I always liked to hear about the old-timers." "Never missed a chance to do so." "You can't help but compare yourself against the old-timers." "Can't help but wonder how they would've operated these times." "There is this boy I sent to the electric chair in Huntsville here a while back." "My arrest and my testimony." "He killed a fourteen-year-old girl." "Papers said it was a crime of passion but he told me there wasn't any passion to it." "Told me that he'd been planning to kill somebody for about as long as he could remember." "Said if they turned him out he'd do it again." "Said he knew he was going to hell." "Be there in about fifteen minutes." "I don't know what to make of that." "I surely don't." "The crime you see now, it's hard to even take its measure." "It's not that I'm afraid of it." "I always knew you had to be willing to die to even do this job." "But I don't want to push my chips forward and go out and meet something I don't understand." "A man would have to put his soul at hazard." "He just have to say, okay." "I'll be part of this world." "Yes sir, I just walked in the door." "Sheriff he had some sort of thing on him like a oxygen tanks for emphysema or something." "And a hose that run down his sleeve..." "You got me." "You'll look at it when you get in." "Yes sir, I got it under control." "Howdy, what's this about?" "Step out of the car please, sir." "What is it?" "I need you to step out of the car, sir." "What is that for?" "Would you hold still please, sir." "Hold still." "Agua." "...Agua." "Por Dios." "Agua." "I ain't got no water." "Agua." "I ain't got no agua." "You speak English?" "Where's the last guy?" "Ultimo hombre." "Last man standing." "There must've been one." "Where'd he go?" "I reckon I'd go out the way I came in." "La puerta..." "Hay lobos..." "Ain't no lobos." "If you stopped and watch your backtrack, you're gonna shoot my dumb ass." "But if you stopped, you stopped in the shade." "What's in the satchel?" "It's full of money." "That'll be the day." "Where'd you get the pistol?" "At the gettin' place." "Did you buy that gun?" "No." "I found it." "Welyn!" "What?" "Quit your hollering." "What'd you give for that thing?" "You don't need to know everything, Carla Jean." "I need to know that." "You keep running that mouth of yours I'm gonna take you in the back and screw you." "Big talk." "Keep it up." "Fine." "I don't wanna know." "I don't even wanna know where you been all day." "That'll work." "Alright." "Llewelyn." "Yeah?" "What're you doing, baby?" "I'm going out." "Going where?" "Something I forgot to do but I'll be back." "What're you going to do?" "I'm fixing to do something dumber now but I'm going anyways." "If I don't come back tell Mother I love her." "Your mother's dead, Llewelyn." "Well then." "I'll tell her myself." "How much?" "Sixty-nine cents." "And the gas." "Y'all getting any rain up your way?" "What way would that be?" "I seen you was from Dallas." "What business is it of yours where I'm from, friendo?" "I didn't mean nothing by it." "Didn't mean nothing." "Just passing my time." "If you don't wanna accept that I don't know what else I can do for you." "Will there be something else?" "I don't know." "Will there?" "Is somethin wrong?" "With what?" "With anything?" "Is that what you're asking me?" "Is there something wrong with anything?" "Will there be anything else?" "You already asked me that." "Well..." "I need to see about closing." "See about closing." "Yes sir." "What time do you close?" "Now." "We close now." "Now is not a time." "What time do you close?" "Generally around dark." "At dark." "You don't know what you're talking about, do you?" "Sir?" "I said you don't know what you're talking about." "What time do you go to bed?" "Sir?" "You're a bit deaf, aren't you?" "I said what time do you go to bed?" "Somewhere around 9:30." "I'd say around 9:30." "I could come back then." "Why would you be coming back?" "We'd be closed." "Yeah." "You said that." "Well..." "I got to close now." "You live in that house out back?" "Yes I do." "You lived here all your life?" "This is my wife's father's place." "Originally." "You married into it." "We lived in Temple Texas for many years." "Raised a family there." "In Temple." "We come out here about four years ago." "You married into it." "If that's the way you wanna put it." "I don't have some way to put it." "That's the way it is." "What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss?" "Sir?" "The most you ever lost in a coin toss." "I don't know." "I couldn't say." "Call it." "Call it?" "Yes." "For what?" "Just call it." "Well, we need to know what we're calling it for here." "You need to call it." "I can't call it for you." "It wouldn't be fair." "I didn't put nothing up." "Yes, you did." "You've been putting it up your whole life." "You just didn't know it." "You know what date is on this coin?" "No." "1958." "It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here." "And now it's here." "And it's either heads or tails." "And you have to say." "Call it." "Look..." "I need to know what I stand to win." "Everything." "How's that?" "You stand to win everything." "Call it." "Alright." "Heads then." "Well done." "Don't put it in your pocket." "Sir?" "Don't put it in your pocket." "It's your lucky quarter." "Where you want me to put it?" "Anywhere not in your pocket." "Or it'll be mixed in with the others and become just a coin." "Which it is." "Llewelyn?" "What the hell?" "Odessa." "Why would we go to Odessa?" "Not we, you." "Stay with your mother." "Well, how come?" "Right now it's midnight Sunday." "When the courthouse opens nine hours from now, someone's gonna be callin' in the vehicle number on the inspection plate on the truck." "And by 9:30, they'll show up here." "But for how long do we have to..." "Baby, at what point would you quit bothering to look for your two million dollars?" "What am I supposed to tell Mama?" "Try standing' in the door and holler "Mama, I'm home"." "Llewelyn..." "C'mon, pack your things." "Anything you leave you ain't gonna see it again." "Well, thanks for falling all over and apologizing." "Baby, things happened." "I can't take 'em back." "Mind riding', bitch?" "This his truck?" "Mm-Mm." "Got a screwgie?" "Who cut his tires?" "Mexicans, I guess." "Wasn't us." "That's a dead dog." "Yes, it is." "Where's the receiver?" "I've got it." "They're ripe petunias." "Hold this please." "You want it?" "You getting anything though?" "Not a bleep." "Alright..." "Gimme that." "I thought it was a car afire." "It is a car afire." "But Wnedell said there was something backcountry too." "When is the county gonna start paying a rental on my horse?" "I love you more and more everyday." "That's very nice." "Be careful." "Always am." "Don't get hurt." "Never do." "Don't hurt no one." "If you say so." "Wouldn't think a car would burn like that." "Yes sir." "We should've brought weenies." "That look like about a '77 Ford to you, Wendell?" "It could be." "I'd say it is." "Not a doubt in my mind." "The old boy shot by the highway?" "Yes sir, his vehicle." "Man killed Lamar's deputy and took his car." "Killed that man on the highway, swapped for his car and now here it is and he's swapped again for god knows what." "That's very linear, Sheriff." "Well." "Old age flattens a man." "Yes sir." "But then there's this other." "You ride Winston." " You sure?" " Oh, I'm more than sure." "Anything happens to Loretta's horse out here, I can tell you right now I don't wanna be the party that was aboard." "It's the same tire tread comin back as going." "Made about the same time too." "You can see the sipes real clear." "Somebodies pried the inspection plate off the door on this one." "I know this truck." "Belongs to a fella named Moss." " Llewelyn Moss?" " That's the boy." "You figure him for a doperunner?" "I don't know but I kindly doubt it." "Restul sunt acolo." "Oh hell's bells, they even shot the dog." "Well this is just a deal gone wrong, isn't it?" "Yeah, appears to have been a glitch or two." "What calibers you got there, Sheriff?" "Nine millimeter." "Couple of .45" "ACP's." "Somebody unloaded on that thing with a shotgun." "How come do you reckon the coyotes ain't been at 'em?" "I don't know." "Supposedly coyotes won't eat a Mexican." "These boys appear to be managerial." "I think we're lookin at more than one fracas..." "Execution here Wild West over there" "That Mexican brown dope." "These boys is all swole up." "So this was earlier, getting set to trade." "Then, whoa, differences..." "You know might not of even been no money." "That's possible." "But you don't believe it." "No." "Probably I don't." "Well, it's a mess, ain't it Sheriff?" "If it ain't, it'll do till a mess gets here." "Yes sir?" "I'm looking for Llewelyn Moss." "Did you go up to his trailer?" "Yes." "Well, I'd say he's at work." "Do you want to leave a message?" "Where does he work?" "I can't say." "Where does he work?" "Sir, I ain't at liberty to give out no information about our residents." "Where does he work?" "Did you not hear me?" "We can't give out no information." "Why all the way to Del Rio?" "I'm gonna borrow a car from Roberto." "You can't afford one?" "I don't wanna register it." "Look, I'll call you in a couple days." " Promise?" " Yes, I do." "I got a bad feeling, Llewelyn." "Well I got a good one." "So, they ought to even out." "Quit worrying so much." "Mama's gonna raise hell." "She is just gonna curse you up and down." "You should be used to that." "I'm used to lots of things, I work at Wal-Mart." "Not any more, Carla Jean." "You're retired." " Llewelyn?" " Yes ma'am?" " You are comin back, ain't ya?" " I shall return." "Sheriff's Department!" "Look at that lock." "We goin' in?" "Gun out and up." " What about yours?" " I'm hidin behind you." "Sheriff's Department!" "I believe they've lit a shuck." "I believe you're right." "That from the lock?" "Probably must be." "When was he here, Sheriff?" "I don't know." "Oh." "Now that's aggravating." "Sheriff?" "Still sweating." "Oh, Sheriff, we just missed him!" "We gotta circulate this." "On radio." "Alright." "What do we circulate?" "Lookin for a man who has recently drunk milk?" "Ah, Sheriff, that's aggravating." "I'm ahead of you there." "You think this boy Moss has got any notion of the sorts of sons of bitches that are hunting him?" "I don't know." "He ought to..." "He seen the same things I've seen, and it certainly made an impression on me." " Take me to a motel." " Got one in mind?" "Someplace cheap." "You tell me the option." "Do what now?" "You pick the option goes with the applicable rate." "I'm just one person." "So, don't matter the size of the bed." "This is Roberto Sagramore, I'm not here right now." "Please leave a message." "Hello?" "Is Llewelyn there?" "Llewelyn?" "!" "No he ain't." "You expect him?" "Now why would I expect him?" "Who's this?" "Can I help you?" "Yeah." "You got a pair of Larry Mahan's, shoulder size 11." "I'll check." " You sell socks?" " Just white." "White is all I wear." "You got a bathroom?" "Don't stop." "Just ride me up past those rooms." " What room?" " Just drive me around." "I want to see if someone's here." "Keep going." "Don't stop." "I don't wanna get into some kind of a jackpot here, buddy." "It's alright." "Why don't I just set you down around here and we won't argue about it." "Take me to another motel." "Let's just call it square." "Look, you're already in a jackpot." "I'm trying to get you out of it." "Now take me to another motel." "The lab reports from Austin on that boy by the highway." "What was the bullet?" "There wasn't no bullet." "Wasn't no bullet?" "Yes sir." "Wasn't none." "Well, Wendell, with all due respect, that don't make a lot of sense." "No sir." "You said entry wound in the forehead." "No exit wound." "Yes sir." "Are you telling he shot this boy in the head and then went digging around in there with a pocket knife?" "Sir, I don't want to picture that." "I don't either!" "Can I freshen that there for you, Sheriff?" "Yeah, Noreen, you better had." "The Rangers and the DEA are headed back out to the scene this morning." "You gonna join 'em?" "Any new bodies accumulated out there?" "No sir." "Well then, I guess I can skip it." "Twelve gauge." "You need shells?" " Yeah." "Double ought." " They'll give you a wallop." "Y'all got camping supplies?" "Tent poles?" "You already have a tent?" "Somethin' like that." "Well, you give me the model number on the tent, I can order you the poles." "Never mind." "I want a tent." " Well, what kind of tent?" " The kind with the most poles." "Could I get another room?" "You want to change rooms?" "No m'am, I want to keep my room and get another one." "Another additional?" "Yes, m'am." "And do you have a map of the rooms?" "Yeah, we had a sorta one." "How bout 38?" "Well, you can have the one right next to yours if you want." "Number 137." "It ain't took." "No, 38 will be fine." "That's got two double beds." "No me, mate." "How'd you find it?" "No me, mate." "Shouldn't be doin' that." "Even a young man like you." " Doin what?" " Hitchhiking." "Dangerous." "You know Anton Chigurh by sight, is that correct?" "Yes sir." "When did you last see him?" "November 28th, last year." "You seem pretty sure of the date." "Did I ask you to sit?" "No sir." "But you struck me as a man who wouldn't want to waste a chair." "I remember dates." "Names." "Numbers." "I saw him November the 28th." "We got a loose cannon here." "And we're out a bunch of money, and the other party is out his product." "Yes sir." "This account will give up twelve hundred dollars in any twenty-four hour period." "That's up from a thousand." "If your expenses run higher I hope you'll trust us for it." "Okay." "Just how well do you know Chigurh?" "What do you want to know?" "I just want to know your opinion of him." "In general." "Just how dangerous is he?" "Compared to what?" "The bubonic plague?" "He's bad enough that you called me." "Yeah, he's a psychopathic killer but so what?" "There's plenty of them around." "He killed three men in Del Rio Motel yesterday." "And two others in that colossal goatfuck out in the desert." "We can stop that." "You seem pretty sure of yourself." "You've led something of a charmed life haven't you, Mr. Wells?" "In all honesty, I can't say that charm has had a whole lot to do with it." "I'm wondering..." "Yes?" "Can I get my parking ticket validated?" "An attempt at humor, I suppose." "I'm sorry." " You know I counted the floors of this building from the street?" " And?" "There's one missing." "We'll look into it." "One room, one night." " That'll be twenty-six dollars." " Alright." "You on all night?" "Yes sir, I'll be around here until ten o'clock in the morning." "This here's for you." "Now, I ain't asking you to do anything illegal." "There's someone who's been lookin for me." "Not police." "Just call me if anyone else checks in tonight." "By anyone, I mean any swinging dude." "There just ain't no way." "Don't worry." "I ain't gonna hurt you." "I need you to drive me on out of here." "Were you in a car accident?" "I'll give you five hundred bucks for that coat." "Let me see the money." "Were you in a car accident?" "Yeah." " Gimme the money." " It's right here." "Give me the clothes." "Let him hold the money." "Gimme that beer too." "How much?" "Brian." "Give him the beer." "Medico." "Por favor." "Any word on those vehicles yet?" "Sheriff, I found out everything there was to find." "Those vehicles are titled and registered to deceased people." "The owner of that Bronco's been dead twenty years." "Did you want me to see what I could find out about the Mexican ones?" "No." "Lord no." "Here's this month's checks." "That DEA agent called again." "You don't want to talk to him?" "I'm goin' to try and keep from it as much as I can." "He's goin' back out there and he wanted to know if you wanted to go with him." "That's cordial of him." "Could I get you to call Loretta for me and tell her I'm goin' to Odessa to see Carla Jean Moss?" "Yes, Sheriff." "I'll call her when I get there." "I'd call her now but she'll want me to come home and I just might." " You want me to wait til you've quit the building?" " Uhuh." "You don't want to lie without what it's absolutely necessary." "What is it that Torbert says about truth and justice?" "Oh, we dedicate ourselves daily anew." "Something like that." "I think I'm goin' to commence dedicatin' myself twice daily." "It might come to three times before it's over..." "Oh, what the hell?" "Sheriff?" "Have you looked at your load lately?" "That is a damned outrage." "Oh." "One of those tiedowns worked lose." "How many bodies did you leave with?" "I ain't lost none of 'em, Sheriff." "Couldn't you all of took a van out there?" "Didn't have no van with four-wheel drive." "You going to write me up for improperly secured load?" "You get your ass out of here." "I'm guessin' this isn't the future you had pictured for yourself when you first clapped eyes on that money." "Don't worry." "I'm not the man that's after you." "I know." " I've seen him." " You've seen him?" "And you're not dead." "Is this guy supposed to be the ultimate bad-ass?" " No, I don't think that's how I'd describe him." " How would you describe him?" "I guess I'd say... he doesn't have a sense of humor." "His name is Chigurh." " Sugar?" " Chigurh." "Anton Chigurh." " You know how he found you?" " I know how he found me." " It's called a transponder." " I know what it is." "He won't find me again." " Not that way." " Not any way." " Took me about three hours." " Yeah, well, I've been immobile." "No." "You don't understand." " What do you do?" " I'm retired." "What did you do?" " Welder." " Acetylene?" "Mig?" "Tig?" "Any of it." "If it can be welded, I can weld it." " Cast iron?" " Yes." " I don't mean braze." " I didn't say braze." " Pot metal?" " What did I say?" "Were you in Nam?" "Yeah." "I was in Nam." "So was I." "So what does that make me, your buddy?" "Look, you gotta give me this money." "I got no other reason to protect you." "It's too late." "I spent it." "About a million and a half on whores and whiskey and the rest of it I just sort of blew it here." "How do you know he's not on his way to Odessa?" " Why would he go to Odessa?" " To kill your wife." "Maybe he's the one who needs to be worried." " About me." " He isn't." "You're not cut out for this." "You're just a guy who happened to find those vehicles." "I'm across the river." "At the Hotel Eagle." "Carson Wells." "Call me when you've had enough." "I can even let you keep a little of the money." "If I was into cutting deals, why wouldn't I just deal with this guy Chigurh?" "You don't understand." "You can't make a deal with him." "Even if you gave him the money back, he'd still kill you just for inconvenience in him." "He's a peculiar man." "Might even say he has principles." "Principles that transcend money or drugs or anything like that." "He's not like you." "He's not even like me." "He don't talk as much as you, I give him points for that." "Carla Jean." "Thank you for comin'." "Don't know why I did." "I told you, I don't know where he is." " You ain't heard from him?" " No I ain't." " Nothin'?" " Not word one." " Would you tell me if you had?" " Well, I don't know." " He don't need any trouble from you." " It ain't me he's in trouble with." " Who's he in trouble with then?" " Some pretty bad people." "These people will kill him, Carla Jean." "They won't quit." "He won't neither." "He never has." "He can take all comers." "You know Charlie Walser?" "He's got that place out east of Sanderson?" "Well you know how they used to slaughter beefs, hit 'em right there with a maul... ..truss 'em up and slit their throats?" "Here Charlie's got one all trussed up and all set to drain him and the beef comes to." "It starts thrashing around." "Six hundred pounds of very pissed-off livestock if you'll excuse me." "Charlie grabs his gun there to shoot the damn thing in the head but with all the swaying' and then the trashing' it's a glance-shot and ricochets around and comes back hits Charlie in the shoulder." "You go see Charlie,... he still can't pick up his right hand for his hat..." "The point bein', even in the contest between man and steer, the issue is not certain." "When Llewelyn calls, just tell him I'll make him safe." "Course they slaughter steers a lot different these days." "Use a air gun." "Shoots out a little rock, about that far into the brain." "Sucks right back in." "Animal never knows what hit him." " Why you telling me that, Sheriff?" " I don't know." "My mind wanders." "Hello, Carson." "Let's go to your room." "We don't have to do this." "I'm a daytrader." "I could just go home." "Why would I let you do that?" "I'll make it worth your while." "Take you to an ATM." "Forteen grand in it." "And everybody just walks away." "An ATM..." " I know where the satchel is." " If you knew, you would have it with you." "Find it from the river bank." "I know where it is." "I know something better." " What's that?" " I know where it's going to be." " Where is that?" " It will be brought to me and placed at my feet." "You don't know to a certainty." "Twenty minutes it could be here." "I do know to a certainty." "And you know what's going to happen now, Carson?" "You should admit your situation." "There would be more dignity in it." "You go to hell." "Alright." "Let me ask you something." "If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?" "Do you have any idea how crazy you are?" "You mean the nature of this conversation?" "I mean the nature of you." "You can have the money, Anton." "Hello?" "Yes?" "Is Carson Wells there?" "Not in the sense that you mean." "You need to come see me." "Who is this?" "You know who it is." "You need to talk to me." "I don't need to talk to you." "I think you do." "Do you know where I'm going?" "Why would I care where you're going." "I know where you are." "Yeah?" "Where am I?" "You're in a hospital across the river." "But that's not where I'm going." "Do you know where I'm going?" "Yeah." "I know where you're going." "Alright." "You know she won't be there." "It doesn't make any difference where she is." "So what're you goin up there for?" "You know how this is going to turn out, don't you?" "No." "I think you do too." "So this is what I'll offer." "You bring me the money and I'll let her go." "Otherwise she's accountable." "Same as you." "That's the best deal you're going to get." "I won't tell you you can save yourself because you can't." "Yeah, I'm goin to bring you somethin' alright." "I've decided to make you a special project of mine." "You ain't goin' to have to come look for me at all." " The motel in Del Rio?" " Yes sir." "None of the three had ID on 'em, but they're tellin me that all three is Mexicans." "Was Mexicans." "There's a question." "Whether they stopped it?" "And when?" "Yes sir." "Now, Wendell, did you inquire about the lock cylinder?" " Yes sir." "It was punched out." " Okay." "You wanna drive out there?" "No, that's all I've to look for and it sounds like these old boys died of natural causes." "How's that, Sheriff?" "Natural to the line of work they was in." "Yes sir." "My god, Wendell, it's just all-out war." "I can't think of any other word for it." "Who are these people?" "Here last week they found this couple out in California, they'd rent out rooms to old people." "Kill em, bury em in the yard and cash their social security checks." "They'd torture them first." "I don't know why." "Maybe their television set was broke." "And this went on until, and here I quote:" "Neighbors were alerted when a man ran from the premises wearing only a dog collar." "You can't make up such a thing as that." "I dare you to even try." "But that's what it took, you'll notice." "Get somebody's attention." "Diggin graves in the back yard didn't bring any." "That's all right." "I laugh myself sometimes." "There ain't a whole lot else you can do." "Tell me something." "Who do you think gets through this gate into the United States of America?" "I don't know." "American citizens?" "Some American citizens." "Who do you think decides?" " Well, you do, I reckon." " That is correct." "How do I decide?" " I don't know." " I ask questions." "And if I get sensible answers then they get to go to America." "If I don't get sensible answers they don't." " Anything about that you don't understand?" " No sir." "Then I ask you again." "How you come to be out here with no clothes?" "I got an overcoat on." " Are you jackin' with me?" " Oh, no sir." " Don't jack with me." " Yes sir." " Are you in the service?" " No sir." "I'm a veteran." " Nam?" " Yes sir." "Two tours." "What outfit?" "Twelfth Infantry Battalion." "August 7th 1966 to July 2nd 1968." " Wilson!" " Yes sir." "Get someone to help this man." "He needs to get into town." " How those Larries holding' up?" " Oh, good." " I need everything else." " Okay." "You have a lot of people come in here without any clothes on?" "No sir, it's unusual." "She don't want to talk to you." "Yes she does." "Put her on." "Do you know what time it is?" "I don't care what time it is." "And don't you hang up this phone." " Llewelyn." " Hey you." " What should I do ?" " You know what's goin' on?" "I don't know, I had the sheriff here from Terrell County." "What did you tell him?" "What did I know to tell him?" "You're hurt, ain't you?" "What makes you say that?" "I can hear it in your voice." "There is falseness in his voice!" "Look, I want you to meet me at the Desert Sands motel in El Paso." "Cause I'm gonna give you the money and I'ma put you on a plane." "Llewelyn, I ain't gonna leave you in the lurch." "No." "This works better." "With you gone and I don't have the money, he can't touch me." "But I can sure touch him." "And after I find him I'll come and join you." "Find who?" "What am I supposed to do with Mother?" " Nah, she'll be alright." " She'll be alright?" "Be all right?" "!" "I've got the cancer!" "Ain't nobody's gonna bother her." "Who are you?" " Me?" " Yes." "Nobody." "Accounting." "He gave the Mexicans a receiver." "He feels...he felt that..." "the more people looking..." "That's foolish." "You pick the one right tool." "I see." "Are you going to shoot me?" "That depends." "Do you see me?" "I always seen this is what it would come to." "Three years ago I pre-visioned it." "It ain't even three years we been married." "Three years ago I said them very words." "No and Good." "Here we are." "Ninety degree heat." "I got the cancer." "And look at this." "Not even a home to go to." "We're goin' to El Paso Texas." "You know how many people I know in El Paso Texas?" " No ma'am." " That's how many." " I didn't see my Prednizone." " I put it in, Mama." " Well I didn't see it." " Well, I put it in." "That one." "You just set there." "I'll get tickets and a cart for the bags." "Do you need help with the bags, madam?" "Well, thank god there is one gentleman left in West Texas." "Yes, thank you." "I am old and I am not well." " Which bus are you taking?" " We're going to El Paso." "Don't ask me why." "It's not often you see a Mexican in a suit." "You go to El Paso?" "I know it." "Where are you staying?" "Carla Jean, how are you?" "Sheriff, was that a true story about Charlie Walser?" "Who's Charlie Walser?" "Oh!" "Oh, I, uh..." "True story?" "I couldn't swear to ever detail but it's certainly true that it is a story." "Yeah, right." "Sheriff, can you give me your word on somethin'?" "Yes ma'am?" "If I tell you where Llewelyn's headed, you promise it'll be just you goes and talks with him?" "You and nobody else." "Yes ma'am, I do." "Llewelyn would never ask for help." "He never thinks he needs any." "Carla Jean, I will not harm your man." "And he needs help, whether he knows it or not." "What's the problem there, neighbor?" "That'll suck some power." "Over time." " You from around here?" " Alpine." "Born and bred." "Here ya go." " What airport would you use?" " Well?" "Airport or airstrip?" " Airport." " Well, where ya goin'?" " I don't know." " Just lighting' out for the territories, huh?" "Brother, I been there." "Well..." "There's airstrips." "The airport is El Paso." "You want some place specific you might could be better off just drivin' to Dallas." "Not have to connect." " You gonna clamp them, buddy?" " Can you get those chicken crates out of the bed?" "What're you talkin' about?" " Hey." "Mr. Sporting Goods." " Hey yourself." "You a sport?" "Yeah, that's me." "I got beers in my room." "Waiting on my wife." " That's who you keep lookin' out the window for?" " Half." " What else then?" " Just lookin' for what's comin'." "Yeah, but no one ever sees that." "Beer." "That's what's comin'." "I'll bring the ice chest out here." "You can stay married." "No ma'am." "I know what beer leads to." "Beer leads to more beer." "Call police." "Your local law enforcement." "I'm not on their radio." "Buy you a cup of coffee before you drive home?" "No money in his room there?" "Couple hundred on his person." "Those hombres would've taken the stash." "I suppose so." "Though they was leavin' in a hurry." "It's all the goddamned money, Ed Tom." "The money and the drugs." "It's just goddamned beyond everything." "What's it mean?" "What's it leading to?" "You know, if you'd a told me twenty years ago, I'd see children walking... the streets of our Texas towns with green hair and bones in their noses." "I just flat out wouldn't of believed you." "Signs and wonders." "But I think once you quit hearing' sir and ma'am, the rest is soon to follow." "Oh, it's the tide." "It's the dismal tide." " It is not the one thing." " Not the one thing." "None of that explains your man though." "He's just a goddamn homicidal lunatic, Ed Tom." " I'm not sure he's a lunatic." " Yeah well, what would you call him?" "I don't know." "Sometimes I think he's pretty much a ghost." " He's real all right." " Oh yeah?" "All that at the ?" "Motel." "It's beyond everything." "Yeah, he has some hard bark on him." "That don't hardly say it." "He shoots the desk clerk one day." "Walks right back in the next and shoots a retired army colonel." "It's hard to believe." "Strolls right back into a crime scene." "Who would do such a thing?" "How do you defend against it?" "Good trip, Ed Tom." "I'm sorry we couldn't help your boy." "Min back!" " How'd you know I was here?" " Who else'd be driving up your truck?" " You heard it?" " How's that?" " You heard what I'm - you havin fun with me?" " What give you that idea?" " I seen one of the cats heard it." " But - how'd you know it was my truck?" "I deduced it." "When you walked in." "How many of those things you got now?" "Cats?" "I don't know." "Several." "Well, it depends on what you mean by got." "Some of 'em are half-wild, and some of 'em are just outlaws." "How you been, Ellis?" "You lookin' at it." "I got to say you lookin' older." "I am older." "Got a letter from your wife." "She writes to me pretty regular, keep me up on the family news." " Didn't know there was any." " She told me you were quitting'." " You want a cup?" " 'Preciate it." "How fresh is that coffee?" "I generally make a fresh pot ever week even if there's some left over." "That man who shot you died in prison." "In Angola." "Yeah." "What would you a done if he'd been released?" "I don't know." "Nothin." "Wouldn't be no point to it." "I'm kindly surprised to hear you say that." "Well, all the time you spend tryin' to get back what's been took from you more is goin' out the door." "After a while, you just have to try to get a tourniquet on it." "Your granddaddy never asked me to sign on as a deputy." "Loretta tells me you're quitting'." "How come're you doin' that?" "I don't know." "I feel overmatched." "I always figured when I got older, God would sort of come into my life in some way." "He didn't." "I don't blame him." "If I was him I'd have the same opinion about me that he does." "You don't know what he thinks." "I sent Uncle Mac's thumbbuster and badge over to the Rangers." "Put up in a museum." "Your daddy ever tell you how Uncle Mac come to his reward?" "Gunned down on his own porch over in Hudspeth County." "Seven or eight of 'em come up to here." "Wantin' this and wanting' that." "Uncle Mac went back in the house and got the shotgun,..." "They was way ahead of him." "Shot him in the doorway." "Aunt Ella came out and tried to stop the bleedin'." "Uncle Mac all the while tryin' to get that shotgun." "They just sat there on their horses watching' him die." "After a while, one of 'em says somethin in Injun and they all turned and left out." "Well, Uncle Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't." "Shot through the left lung." "And that was that." "As they say." " When did he die?" " 1909." "No, I mean was it right away or in the night or when was it?" "I believe it's that night." "She buried him the next mornin'." "Diggin' in that hard old caliche." "What you got ain't nothin new." "This country is hard on people." "You can't stop what's comin'." "Ain't all waitin' on you." "That's vanity." " I knew this wasn't done with." " No." "I ain't got the money." "What little I had is long gone and there's bills aplenty to pay yet." "I buried my mother today." "I ain't paid for that neither." "I wouldn't worry about it." "I need to sit down." "You got no cause to hurt me." "No." "But I gave my word." " You gave your word?" " To your husband." "That don't make sense." "You gave your word to my husband to kill me?" "Your husband had the opportunity to save you." "Instead, he used you to try to save himself." "Not like that." "Not like you say." "You don't have to do this." "They'll always say the same thing." "What did they say?" "They say you don't have to do this." "You don't." "This is the best I can do." "Call it." "I knowed you was crazy when I saw you sittin' there." "I knowed exactly what was in store for me." " Call it." " No." "I ain't gonna call it." " Call it." " The coin don't have no say." "It's just you." "Well, I got here the same way the coin did." "Mister, there's a bone sticking' out of your arm." "I'm alright." "Let me just sit here a minute." "There's an ambulance comin'." "Man over yonder went to call." "Alright." "Are you all right?" "You got a bone sticking' out of your arm." "What will you take for that shirt?" "Hell mister, I'll give you my shirt." "Look at that fuckin' bone." "Tie this for me." "Just tie it." "Hell mister." "Look, I don't mind helping someone out." "That's a lot of money." "Take it." "Take it and you didn't see me." "I was already gone." "Yes sir." " Part of that's mine." " You still got your damn shirt." " That ain't what it was for." " Well maybe, but I'm still out a shirt." " Maybe I'll go ridin'." " Okay." " What do you think?" " I can't plan your day." "I mean, would you care to join me?" "Lord no." "I'm not retired." "Maybe I'll help out here then." "Better not." " How'd you sleep?" " I don't know." "Had dreams." "Well you got time for 'em now." "Anything interesting?" "They always is to the party concerned." "Ed Tom, I'll be polite." "Okay." "Two of 'em." "Both had my father." "It's peculiar." "I'm older now than he ever was by twenty years." "So, in a sense he's the younger man." "Anyway, first one I don't remember too well but..." "It was about meeting him in town someplace where he gave me some money." "I think I lost it." "The second one, it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin' through the mountains of a night." "Goin' through this pass in the mountains." "It was cold and there's snow on the ground." "He rode past me and kept on goin'." "Never said nothin goin' by." "He just rode on past." "He had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down." "When he rode past I seen he was carrying fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it." "About the color of the moon." "And in the dream I knew that he was goin' on ahead... and that he's fixin to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold." "I knew that whenever I got there he'd be there." "Then, I woke up." "Subtitles by asa89." | {
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"(mohinder suresh) the sun rises on a new dawn." "yet few of us realize the debt we owe to those responsible for this." "to those who dwell among us, anonymous, seemingly ordinary, whom destiny brought together to repair, to heal, to save us from ourselves." "if evolution can do this for even the smallest of creatures, then why not these human beings?" "if someone here...found out about me, what would happen?" "when will they stop?" "I don't know." "(sylar) she's a shiny new toy, and she's all mine." "(suresh) and they're still out there, among us, in the shadows, in the light." "we pass them on the street without a glance, never suspecting, never knowing." "do they even know yet?" "that they are bound together by a common purpose, a glaring reality, to be extraordinary?" "teleportation, tissue generation;" "these are no longer simply theories." "I have seen them with my own eyes." "and when destiny does anoint them... my name is hiro nakamura." "i'm from the future." "how do they hide from it?" "you may feel confined here, but this is far freer a cage than the one they'd put you in." "(mohinder) how long can they dwell in the shadows before either fate or their own flawed humanity draws them out into the light again?" "and how will they know what awaits them when it finally does?" "and not only are these special individuals among us, they bear a curse." "a virus which strips them of their powers and leads to their eventual death." "in the last few months," "I have discovered what I believe to be a plague." "a plague which targets only these unique individuals." "it's a disease which threatens to eradicate them all." "and in doing so, deprives our species of its evolutionary advancement." "without this advancement, the challenges of the modern world:" "global warming, terrorism, diminishing resources, seem almost insurmountable on our thin shoulders." "the fate of humanity itself hangs in the balance." "but with proper funding and research, we can stop the advancement of this disease." "I urge each and every one of you to take up this cause, spread the word, and fight those who would keep the world from the truth." "thank you all for coming." "[scattered applause]" "inspirational lecture, dr. suresh." "I was wondering if I could trouble you for an autograph." "your father would've been so proud." "so would your sister." "who the hell are you and why are you following me?" "this isn't necessary." "i'm nobody." "what, you think I didn't recognize you?" "you've been at three of my lectures." "yeah." "the company sent you to bag and tag me?" "is that it?" "a year ago, I would've run, but not anymore!" "well, that's good, because if you had," "I wouldn't be able to offer you a job." "i've been down that road before." "it doesn't end well." "where will you go, dr. suresh?" "no one even believes they exist." "I found your father's book in the parapsychology section in-between hypnosis and alien abductions." "they don't take you seriously." "they all think you're nuts." "but not me." "so if you're really interested in saving the world, the least you can do is let me buy you a drink." "[labored breathing]" "[speaking spanish]" "ugh!" "[breathing heavily] [speaking spanish]" "all the electives I wanted filled up last semester." "come on." "it's your first day." "you should be excited." "I am." "well, it's easy for you to say." "you're not wading into the shark-infested waters of 11th grade." "[sighs]" "I don't have one friend." "I am shark bait." "oh, you're gonna do fine." "they don't look any different from the kids in texas." "okay, except for her." "so maybe they're a little bit more... sophisticated here, but you're gonna fit right in." "[sighs] if you say so." "just remember what we talked about." "I know." "I'm claire butler." "I won't slip up." "it's not just the name." "it's everything." "trust me. the company is still out there." "and they will find us unless we're flawless with our plan." "from now on... you have to be entirely un-extraordinary." "right." "don't stand out in any way." "exactly." "don't raise your hand in class." "and don't even think about trying out for cheerleading." "oh, come on, dad." "that's all behind me." "just blend in." "be ordinary, right?" "you got it." "you know, we might want to start by you not driving me to school." "it kind of draws attention to me." "ouch." "and, you know... don't you think it might be easier on all of us if..." "I had my own car?" "your mother and i were going to surprise you on your birthday next month." "but... oh, my gosh." "the rogue?" "thank you, daddy!" "oh!" "it's yours." "you're the best dad in the world." "[school bell rings]" "I know." "I know." "claire." "it's just..." "I just can't help thinking about how many times i've said good-bye to you on the first day of school." "I'm so sorry for everything i've put you through." "hope you know how much I love you." "[school bell rings] [tires screech]" "sorry." "ohf!" "(parkman) I'm asking one more time." "come out with your hands up." "look, I know this sucks, nypd showing up at your door like this." "I get it." "but this is what happens when you take somebody hostage." "I just need to make sure everybody gets out of there safely, okay?" "[crashing, banging, woman screaming]" "ah!" "[woman shouting]" "both of you, hands up." "no, I'm the hostage!" "shoot her." "no, I'm the hostage!" "shoot her." "shoot him!" "I'm the hostage." "I'm the hostage!" "shoot her!" "I'm the hostage!" "no, shoot him!" "shoot him." "shoot her." "shoot her!" "hoot her!" "[man's thoughts] dude, it's her. shoot her." "shoot her." "shoot her!" "shoot her!" "ah!" "[bell rings] how did you know?" "(man) okay, guys. good job." "let's clean this place up." "all guns to the armory." "how did you know which one to shoot?" "I don't know." "tone of voice. eye contact." "the hostage looked me in the eye." "the other was looking for an exit." "well, most people notice a gun under the bad guy's shirt." "right. yeah, that too." "of course." "you know, guys who get shot like you did, they just take that worker's comp and call it a day." "i've been, uh, i've wanted to be a cop my whole life." "four bullets to the chest aren't gonna change that." "well, we were gonna drag this out, make you sweat." "but I figured, what's the point?" "take that off." "I figured that, uh, you'd rather have a real one." "well, you gonna take it?" "yeah." "yeah. thank you." "wow, thank you so much." "(male teacher) turn on your bunsen burners, people, and be careful." "(man) you got a death wish?" "uh, you talking about that?" "I was just seeing how hot it was." "pretty sure it's hot." "it's called a "flame."" "yeah." "I was just kidding around." "like you were this morning when you stepped in front of my car?" "that's okay." "made my morning interesting." "I'm west." "claire." "you're new, right?" "yeah." "so what are you?" "meaning what, exactly?" "meaning are you one of them... or one of the others?" "I'm not sure I know what you're getting at." "well, let me break it down for you." "are you a robot or an alien?" "'cause everyone in the world is one or the other." "robots do what they're told." "stick with the herd." "aliens, on the other hand, do their own thing." "well, uh, I don't know." "do I have to choose?" "most people do." "so what are you?" "(man) okay, everyone." "in the struggle for survival, it is the fittest who win out at the expense of their rivals." "now who said this?" "come on, people." "journey of the beagle." "evolution." "anyone?" "charles darwin." "it's charles darwin." "easy one." "[all speaking spanish]" "you are late." "[chuckles] no, I believe I'm right on time." "I believe that your watch is slow." "guess what?" "what?" "max grossman tried to kiss me today." "what?" "mr. parkman?" "yeah." "can I speak you for a minute?" "uh, sure." "can you give us a second?" "sure." "is everything okay?" "yeah, I'm just a little concerned, that's all." "molly's been falling asleep in class the last week or so." "and when I asked her about it, she said she's been having some nightmares." "um, she's got kind of a big imagination." "and I realize that there's really nothing" "I can do about them, so I'm just trying to make her feel as safe as possible." "about that, I know it's not exactly my place, but your situation isn't the most stable." "my situation?" "your injuries." "your divorce." "look, uh, my divorce is my business." "and all you really need to know is that molly is loved and well-cared for and she's doing great." "she's struggling, mr. parkman." "why?" "because she's having a few nightmares?" "because of these." "she started drawing them a week or so ago." "every day, they get a little worse." "oh, my god." "and I have to ask you, what is this?" "it's in every single picture." "excuse me." "what are you doing here, ma?" "it's time to move on, nathan, he's dead." "you don't know that." "leave his stuff alone." "he's gonna want it when he gets back." "[struggling] [glass breaking] you're drunk." "thank god your father isn't here to see you." "or you, for that matter." "you killed your brother." "drove heidI away." "drove your kids away." "if you'd followed our plan-- if you'd done what you were supposed to do, he would be alive now." "to think I almost listened to you." "yore evil, ma." "get out." "[slams door shut" "[horse neighs] [sword being unsheathed]" "huh?" "(man) can you excuse me?" "you were late." "it's my daughter's first day of high school." "had to make sure she was okay." "and that's, uh, somehow my problem?" "that shipment of toner cartridges came in last night." "I know." "I was here." "and when exactly were they going to get installed?" "'cause I don't see anybody else here doing it." "I'm gonna do it this morning." "uh-huh." "and if I wasn't here watching your every move?" "[slams punch card] you know, you've been here for a few months, butler." "I think it's time I saw some commitment to excellence from you." "when I was assistant manager, we were fully set before the first customer walked through that door." "that is how I got this." "paper business is dog eat dog." "you gotta live it and breathe it." "you gotta want it." "do you want it, butler?" "do you?" "yes, sir." "yeah." "well, we'll see." "the company was formed 30 years ago with a group of like-minded individuals, ordinary men and women who were gifted with extraordinary powers." "they wanted to help their own." "to find them and to protect them." "we find people, and we make sure they don't become dangerous." "now sometimes that can mean making sure they understand entirely what they're capable of." "and teaching them to use their abilities for the good of mankind." "and sometimes it can mean eliminating them." "who the hell are you to judge who lives and who dies?" "if I'm not mistaken, you yourself tried to put a bullet in the brain of a man named sylar." "he was a monster." "yes." "and you were willing to kill him for the greater good." "you acted on a moral imperative to protect your species." "it doesn't matter one way or the other about sylar." "he's no longer a threat." "he's dead." "and now you have molly." "you and matt parkman are protecting her." "now we're not interfering with that arrangement." "we have resources to offer you, dr. suresh." "the plague." "you talked about the disease which killed your sister, shanti." "the virus." "yes." "we have the funds you need for your research." "now, can you imagine what would happen if that virus mutated and crossed over into the general population?" "look, the type of research you're talking about is extremely expensive." "trust me." "that won't be a problem." "let's just say we have our own private fort knox." "so can we count you in?" "[door opens] thank you." "you're welcome." "dinner!" "uh, shouldn't I be eating some vegetables every once in awhile?" "well, that is why I got you a vegetable pizza, smarty-pants." "plus I got your favorite rocky road for desert." "you're just trying to bribe me 'cause you never cook." "I miss mohinder." "he cooks." "hey, I can cook." "I just thought why not order pizza?" "give us time to talk." "hmm. talk about what?" "this?" "does that mean you passed your detective's exam?" "with flying colors." "why?" "you proud of me?" "mm, depends." "did you cheat?" "[nervous laughter] why would you ask me that?" "reading the answers out of people's minds, it's unfair." "no, it is my natural talent." "you wouldn't think a baseball player's cheating 'cause he's athletic, would you?" "it's not the same and you know it." "no." "you know what, I want to talk to you about these drawings that you made at school." "you're changing the subject." "ms. gerber's concerned and so am i." "you don't want to talk about your exams," "I don't want to talk about ams." "molly." "I want to help you." "I don't want you to be" "I said I didn't want to talk about it!" "can I finish my dinner in my room?" "sure. go ahead." "[radio playing slow spanish music]" "[car comes to a stop]" "[cheerleader chants]" "claire!" "[laughter] nice move, ballerina." "how's that floor taste?" "are you okay?" "don't listen to them." "I'm going to go find the birdie thing." "thank you." "no problem." "robot." "so I'm a robot now, huh?" "far as I can tell." "okay. birdie, please." "you don't even know me." "you had the answer today in class, but you didn't say it." "you don't want people to know that you are smart." "you just have me all figured out, huh?" "know a robot when I see one." "hmm." "come on, martha." "it's just a back flip off the tower." "and you know the girls will catch you." "[giggling] just leave her alone, okay?" "okay, one--don't know you." "and two--as captain of the cheerleading squad, it's totally within my rights to recruit talent where I see it." "I think martha here has what it takes to be a cheerleader." "[giggling] so you can do a back tuck off the tower?" "what's the big deal?" "if it's so easy, why don't you try it?" "in fact, if you can do a back tuck off the tower, martha here is off the hook." "all right." "i'll do it." "[drops racket] this should be good." "we're waiting." "you're right." "can't do it." "[scoffs] there's a shocker." "[school I bell rings]" "[coughing]" "[grunting]" "(molly's voice) help!" "help!" "help me!" "help me!" "don't hurt me." "don't hurt me. no!" "[voices, noises]" "(molly) noooo!" "no!" "(deep voice) I can see you." "[screams] ah!" "it's okay." "it'skay. o it's all right." "it was just a dream." "it was just a dream." "oh, my gosh, can see me." "did you see him?" "huh?" "see what he look like?" "okay, you tell me where he is and I will take care of him." "no. he's too dangerous." "if I tell you where he is, he'll kill you too." "no. no, no, no." "nobody's going to kill anyone." "I promise." "I promise." "I'm right here." "don't go, please." "[bones crack] [groans]" "[door shuts] why are you still here?" "you're still on your break." "yes, I am." "you were supposed to be back on the floor five minutes ago." "there's a line of customers out there." "just finishing my coffee." "uh, no, you're finished." "[snaps fingers] get out there." "just a few more sips, that's all." "you look at me when I talk to you." "do you hear me?" "ah!" "I hear you all right." "now you hear me." "I am done eating your crap." "from now on, I will work how and when I feel like it." "I will take breaks when I want to." "and you will not say a damn word to me ever again." "do you understand?" "yeah." "ow!" "square on that?" "yeah. yeah." "[urinating]" "you are english?" "oh, and there's a surprise." "you know, there's very few locals here with whom I can speak plain." "thank god for you, young man." "eh, sorry. sorry." "so I came over on one of the few trade vessels your emperor let pass." "the boat left full of tea," "I kept on to find my fortune." "you should see what I got paid to fend off those bandits." "kenseI takezo does not fight for money." "he fights for honor." "really?" "well, as long as it's honor I can spend." "it's not a bad lot." "I mean, I find a stout brute, put him on a horse, put him in a field, and tell him to shout on about how he's fearsome old kensei." "then I repair to the branch of a tree and start to pick off the black guards one by one." "that's fighting dirty!" "that's fighting smart, sir." "what?" "I give him a fair wage." "if he lives." "no. this can't be." "no." "I come from the future." "many years from now." "your noble deeds become part of our history." "the future?" "yes." "that's a good one." "no, it is true." "I know what happens to you." "as a boy I read the book the trials of takezo kensei." "how you killed the black bear of sakashita, your love of the swordsmith's daughter, and you defeat the terrible white bearded warlord and save the village of otsu." "otsu?" "you smell smoke?" "let me see it." "I do not take death threats idly." "someone's playing a trick." "are they?" "charles deveaux." "linderman." "your husband." "all of them." "dead." "now there are nine." "so you think one of us sent these?" "yes." "for the pain we cause." "the people we have killed." "there is no end to our suffering." "I sought redemption by helping hiro fulfill his destiny to save the world." "how did you help your son?" "angela." "I am leaving for japan tonight." "I suggest you disappear as well." "oh, no." "I broke history." "villages burn." "those things happen." "but not like this!" "the future may not exist as I know it." "no future. no cars." "no ando." "no me." "ah." "great scott." "you mustn't fret everything, my very strange little friend." "here, have some sake." "it'll brighten your day." "no, forget sake!" "you're supposed to be a hero." "being a hero never filled anyone's sack with salt and saffron." "it's a waste of time, huh?" "in the stories, you are rewarded with more gold than the emperor." "and you took the swordsmith's daughter, the most beautiful woman in all japan for your princess." "oh!" "ow." "smack!" "she's the swordsmith's daughter?" "and I don't think she wants to be my princess." "wait!" "don't leave!" "no?" "no." "you have to rescue the swordsmith and make the daughter fall in love with you." "uh-huh." "you have to become the legendary japanese hero that you are destined to be." "you have to fight black bear." "you have to fight the 11--oh!" "the only thing I have to do is find me a drink." "come on." "86 straight days of sunshine." "you just can't beat that." "righ, lyle?" "I don't know." "I guess." "so, claire, lyle was saying that his first day of school was uneventful." "how about you?" "anything special happen?" "no." "no, nothing." "i, uh, skated by unnoticed." "it was like I wasn't even there." "that's good, honey." "and how about you, sweetheart?" "me?" "anything interesting happen today at copy kingdom?" "i, uh, I made a calendar for some grandparents." "and a coworker brought in donuts." "that's great." "I just think it's amazing how well we have all adjusted to our new lives here." "it's inspirational, really." "the bennets were given lemons and what did we make?" "uh, lemonade?" "exactly." "i'll second that." "we're all flourishing really, all except mr. muggles." "no one has any idea you won two regional championships, five all-breed rallies." "poor little guy." "I mean, how do you go back to the farm after you have seen gay paris?" "n'est-ce pas?" "mais oui." "thank you." "[cell phone ringing] oh." "must be work." "'scuse me." "'scuse me." "well?" "(mohinder) they finally took the bait." "they caught up with me in cairo." "I'm in." "good." "it's all falling into place." "just... just stay careful." "watch your back." "and you and I will bring this whole company down." "[radio playing slow spanish music]" "* [grunting]" "no." "[woman crying]" "[phone ringing] why are you calling me?" "I don't know." "I'm not sure." "well, don't do it again." "I gotta go." "no, wait." "listen, I know why you'rey oing this." "I get it." "I miss him too." "I just..." "I need someone to talk to." "I don't knowf I can do this anymore." "do what?" "not be who I really am." "and I know that i-I can't be who they want me to be." "and I just feel like I'm gonna burst." "look, I know you're looking for answers." "we all are." "but trust me, I am not the guy... to give 'em to you." "I'm sorry." "[crickets chirping]" "[door opens]" "[door closes]" "all of them, I never expected it would be you." "hey!" "kaito!" "thud!" "[thunder clap]" "what are you trying to do?" "kill the poor bastard?" "sorry." "drag him someplace where he'll stay dry." "and make sure he's breathing, for the love of pete." "right you are, boss." "we're looking for 9-1-0-9." "the numbers are on the side here." "supposed to be the third row back." "hey, boss!" "over there!" "hey, I figured I'd keep a case for meself." "what are you gonna do with a dozen ipods?" "you can barely use a computer." "ah, what do you know?" "what the hell?" "maybe we got the wrong number." "no, the number's right." "something else is wrong." "what'shat?" "what the hell are you doing here?" "where are the ipods?" "you heard the man." "how'd yous get in here?" "maybe this will jog your memory." "what the hell was that?" "who the hell are you?" "I said," ""who are you?"" "what's your na?" "I don't know." "I don't know." | {
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"This is so exciting, being in L.A." "I already feel like I'm tanner, thinner, and that I have to hide my homosexuality to be cast as a leading man." "Hey, look, all the people in this hotel are looking at me." "They probably think I'm someone super famous checking in." " Excuse me." "Are you" " Nicole Kidman?" "No." "I was going to say Kathy Griffin." "I'll take it." "Elliot, hold those bags a little higher." "When we were walking by the gutter you almost hit Colin Farrell in the head." "Elliot, you must be so excited." "I can't believe you might be going to UCLA." "I just seems like yesterday you were playing with a GI Joe doll and spilling you juice box on our rug." "That was yesterday." "And it was Jack." "No, but it's so cool of you and Will to come check out UCLA with us." "Of course, Elliot." "I mean, we wouldn't miss it." "You're family." "You wanna come next month when we check out University of Kansas?" "Oh, God no." "What celebrities live there?" "Truman and Adler checking in." "Move it." "Me first." "Hello, Mr. I Moved Here To Become An Actor, Failed," "And Then Decided Working In A Hotel Is Really What I Wanted To Do After All." "Karen Walker checking in." "I reserved the entire eighth floor and bungalow two." "I'm like doggie." "I can't poo in my own cage." "The bellman will see you upstairs." "Jack, you think we could go up to the room?" "I wanna be early for our campus tour." "Yeah, you're gonna love our room." "I requested a view of the Hollywood hills." "So if it rains, we can watch all the houses slide down the hill." "Thank you." "All right, let's go." "My God." "That looked like James." "Remember?" "The" " That guy that I met the night of The Sound of Music sing-along?" "Will, you've got to stop." "You've thought you've seen this James guy, like, ten times in the last month." "He was not in line at Dean and DeLuca." "He was not our pilot who flew us out here." "And he was definitely not cured of blindness on that Christian station." "I know." "It's just..." "I wish I got his last name or his phone number." "I've been back to that theater, like six times hoping to run into him again." "I actually had to buy a ticket to Big Momma's House 2." "Had to?" "You've been quoting lines from that movie all week." ""Momma's gonna dole out some justice up in here!"" "Are our rooms next to each other?" "Yes, they are." "Can they not be?" "Will?" "James?" "Oh, my God." "It is you!" "Hey." "Wow, this is so bizarre." "What are you doing out here?" "I'm on vacation." "What are you doing here?" "I'm working." "I'm a photographer." "You wanna go get a drink?" "Yeah." "I can't-- This is so weird." "I swear for the last month, I've been seeing you everywhere." "Me, too." "I actually thought I saw you at Williams Sonoma trying on bunny rabbit oven mitts." "Heh-heh..." "That was me." "WILL AND GRACE I Love L. Gay" " S08 E014" "Karen?" "Have you seen Elliot?" "I'm worried sick." "He went out to a party last night with some kids he met on the campus tour and stayed out all night." "Honey, that's not good." "Well, I can tell you he wasn't at the Phi Theta Mu house." "Fun party." "More like the "I Felta Thigh" house." "I did a beer bong and cuddled with a girl named Lindsay." "Hey, guys." "Oh, Elliot!" "Where were you?" "I wanna know exactly where you were last night." "I went to a party with some people and did some stuff." "Oh, okay." "Now that I know the details, I feel so much better." "I'm gonna go crash." "Honey, what the hell was that?" "Oh, you saw that?" "I had to pull my pants out of my butt a little bit." "No." "Elliot owes you an explanation." "Jackie, you're his father." "You've got to start acting like one." "Well, it's hard." "It's a very complicated relationship between a sperm donor dad and the child of a lesbian who shows up on his door 13 years later." "There's really only one book about it." "And not a lot of stores carry Yank, Squirt, Doink, Dyke, Baby." "I know, honey." "All I'm saying is that Elliot's going to be going away to college next year." "Soon he won't be around for you to protect him." "And help him to make the right choices." "So, now while you go talk to him, I'm gonna run back to the Phi Theta Mu house and teach Lindsay that you only have to use condoms if he's ugly." "Look at that couple." "The one guy is so much cuter than the other guy." "Mis-match." " Look, they're pointing at us too." " Stop looking at them." "So, you wanna, wanna go in the pool?" "Oh, can I put my ring in your shoe?" "I don't know what that entails, but sure." "I'm game." "My engagement ring." "Oh!" "I'm sorry, your engagement what?" "It's for my green card." "I'm Canadian and my friend Claire offered to marry me so that I could stay in the country." "Oh, that is so sweet." "My friend Grace won't even flush the toilet." "All right, come on, let's get in." "You know what?" "I'll be in there in a second." "I got a bit of a cramp." "There you are!" "Thank you." "Thank you for making me go to Grauman's Chinese Theater all by myself." "I looked like an idiot standing in John Wayne's footprints alone." "Because your feet are bigger?" "And my hands." "Was he tiny, or am I just a monster?" "The reason that I blew you off, remember that guy that I thought was James in the lobby?" "It was him." "And he is amazing." "Where is he?" "Introduce me." "Yeah, maybe later." "What's the matter?" "You think I'm gonna turn him?" "Turn him?" "He's already gay." "No, I just... wanna have him to myself for a while." "You understand, right?" "What's the big deal?" "You just met him, like, two days ago." "Don't you see?" "We meet in New York, and a month later we meet in LA." "It's fate." "No, fate is me signing Kathy Griffin autographs for ten bucks a pop and running into her doing the same thing." "I'm serious." "I think this is the beginning of something." "Oh, Will, it sounds like you're moving a little fast." "I know what I'm doing." "Hurry up, get out of here." "He's getting out of the pool." "All right, fine." "I'll go." " Is that him?" " Yeah." "Mis-match." "I had such a good time last night." "I tried sushi." "I climbed on this roof and chipped my tooth on a satellite dish." "Then I did a beer bong and cuddled with a girl named Lindsay." "We really need to talk about last night." "Oh, I'm sorry, Jack." "I can't." "And I also can't go to the beach with you later." "Some of the guys called, and they want to hang out." "Well, just as second." "You should have called me." "I was up all night watching Telemundo and worrying myself sick." "Hey, I'm sorry." "Look, I gotta go." "No, no, no." "You can't." "What?" "You've behaved irresponsibly, so... you're grounded." "That's funny." "See ya later." "I'm not kidding." "I am not spending another night watching Spanish soap operas wondering where my son is!" "Now, you are going to sit here and think about what you are wearing tomorrow." "You're not the guy who tells me what to do." "Yes, I am." "I am your father, and if I say you're not going, you're not going." "My father?" "All you did was donate sperm." "You're not Dad." "You're Jack." " Elliot-- - I'm going out." "Elliot!" "Que lastimo mi nino..." "I just realized I do know your work." "You took that photograph, that amazing shot of Kate Moss in the dumpster with the lettuce leaf on her head." "That was genius." "I can't take credit." "I found her like that." "Mr. Hanson?" "You have a phone call at the front desk." "Get that." "I'll order us drinks." "Mis-match." "Excuse me." "That was Kathy Griffin I saw you with." "Could you get me her autograph?" "Sure." "It's ten bucks." "Eh, it's for my niece." "I'll do it myself." "Hey." "Everything okay?" "Actually, no." "That was Claire." "Apparently she me somebody and now she doesn't want to marry me." "I don't get it." "She's not pretty, smart, or funny." "I really thought this was a fool-proof plan." "So, what does this mean?" "It means I have to leave the country." "Oh?" "When" " When do you have to go?" "My visa expires in four days." "Crap." "So I did those push-ups for nothing." "Thanks a lot, Karen." "I took your advice and tried to be a dad to Elliot." "And we ended up having a huge fight." "He said I wasn't really his father and he stormed off." "Oh!" "Oh, honey, he didn't mean it." "Mason and Olivia say the most horrible things about me." "And sometimes to the police." "[SIGHS] No, he did mean it." "Maybe he's right." "I'm not his father." "Listen." "Every parent goes through this." "When I lost Mason in Egypt for four weeks," "I'll be honest." "I doubted myself." "I didn't think there was any way he would ever again think that I was a good mother." "When he rang our doorbell that day, covered in stickers..." "All was forgiven." "Jack, trust me." "You're a good father." "You can ring my bell..." "Honey, what's that?" "It's my cell phone." "Ding-a-ling-a-ling, my bell..." "Cool ring tune, honey." "Thanks, I miss a lot of calls 'cause I like to get all the way to the ding-a-ling-a-lings." "You can ring my bell..." "Ring my bell, my bell..." "Oh!" "It's Elliot." "Oh, it's Elliot." "Hello?" "Elliot?" "Hello?" "Oh." "Yeah." "Just a second." "He wants to talk to you." "What can I do you for, Smelliot?" "Okay." "Bye." "He's stranded and needs a ride." "Oh, well, where's he at?" "I'll go get him." "Honey, he wants me to go." "I'm sorry, Jackie." "I feel awful." "Me, too." "You can ring my bell..." "ring my bell, my bell..." "Oh, my God." "You've gotta come downstairs and see this." "Tara Reid dropped her martini in the pool and now she's drinking the water." "Come on." " Are you packing?" " Yes." "For real, or are you having fun?" "Do I look like I'm having fun?" "Kinda." "Well, that's because I'm using my shirt board and that always makes me a little happy." "I'm going home, Grace." "James green card marriage fell through, and now he has to go back to Canada." "Oh, how awful for him." "Those Canadians are so smug, with their health care and their gay rights." "It's easy to be like that when you're not a real country." "Did you hear what I said?" "James and I are over." "God." "The one time that I don't over-think something." "The one time that I take a chance, and this is what happens." "Will, I'm sorry, but it was gonna end anyway." "I mean, that... that's what happens with flings." "This was not a fling." "Will, I am sure that James is a really great guy." "But you've only known him a couple of days." "And you're on vacation." "Maybe you just got caught up a little." "Grace, you know me." "I don't get caught up." "I'm like the one gay man I know that never got highlights." "I mean, I cover the grey." "I'm not a caveman." "You know, I mean, maybe we could have had something." "You know, and now... now we'll never have a chance to find out." "Does he feel the same way?" "Yes." "I think." "I mean, how could he not." "See, you don't even know." "Why don't you just slow down, enjoy the next two days... and then see where you are." "I can't." "I don't want to go any further down a dead end road." "Ugh." "There you are!" "I got lost and had to stop at a bar for directions." "I couldn't understand one thing anybody said." "The gay accent is so thick here." "Well, what are you doing here?" "I thought Karen was coming." "Well, you got me whether you want me or not, Elliot." "So, come on." "No, I" " I do want you." "I only called Karen because I didn't think you'd come after all the things I said." "Elliot, if you need me, I'll always come and get you." "It doesn't matter what awful things you say to me, or how long you insist on keeping that Keira Knightly haircut." "You're my son." "Now, tell me exactly what happened tonight." "These guys, they wanted me to go to the ATM to get money so we can get beer, and uh...." "After I gave it to them, they just drove off, laughing and flipping me off." "I'm starting to think I got ditched." "I once got ditched, too." "I was in high school and it involved an actual ditch." "I'd still be there if that police dog hadn't picked up my scent." "All part of growing up." "Let's go." "Wait." "Jack." "I'm sorry." "I shouldn't have said you weren't my dad." "Anyway." "Isn't it weird that all of this happened right when you were about to go to college, and you don't even need a dad anymore." "Well, maybe I still kinda do." "Yeah, we can't hug here." "We're on the corner of Murder and Homophobia." "So, we'll be checking out early." "Oh, and just so you know, I had a break-in." "They cleared out the mini-bar." "They didn't take the fruit... or that other half of that weird granola thing." "That's strange." "Oh, and, um, also another thing you should also know, is that, um, there was no coffee machine when I checked in." "Do you mind if I sit?" "No, go ahead." "Wow, you really are handsome." "I'm sorry, I should tell you that I'm gay." "Oh, yeah." "I got that." "You're reading Gourmet Magazine and ripping out recipes." "Um, look" "I don't mean to sound rude, but I don't really feel like talking right now." "Oh, I see." "I mean, what am I gonna say, you know?" "I can't be all broken-hearted over a guy I've known for two days." "Even if he is great." "I mean, I have to" " I'm sorry." "I'm taking up all your time, and clearly you've got money to make, so..." "Wait." "You think I'm a hooker?" "I'll take that." "It's just that it sucks, you know." "I thought that this could really be something." "And now I'm not gonna get a chance to find out." "Well, what if was only meant to be a fun weekend." "How much do you even know about him?" "Well, uh..." "I know his favorite color is antique paper." "And that he calls his shirt board Flatimir." "He knows all the lyrics to "Walking on Sunshine,"" "which is a bummer, but I can get over it." "That's how much I like him." "I mean, I haven't met a guy like that in so long... who seemed honest and real and kind..." "He is." "And he feels the same way about you." "I'm Grace, by the way." "Oh." "Will told me you were funny." "Oh, that's sweet." "That's why I didn't think it was you." "Well, if it makes you feel any better, Will's pretty miserable, too." "He's upstairs packing." "For real or for fun?" "For real." "What are you doing?" "Checking out." "I was gonna come say goodbye after I finished making the bed." "You make your hotel bed, too?" "So do I." "It just got harder to leave you." "You guys, I have something to say." "This is not a good time, Grace." "Yeah, but, what if" "Please, I'm trying to say goodbye here." "I don't wanna say goodbye." "Well, I don't wanna say it either, but I don't see what else there is to do." "I do." "What if I" "Wh-Wh" " What if you what, Grace?" "What are you gonna do that will magically solve this miserable and hopeless situation?" "What if I marry James?" "Yeah, that will solve it." "You're not serious." "No, no, Grace, that's crazy." "Why?" "I mean, you guys clearly have something here." "You deserve to see where this relationship could go." "Are you sure?" "It's only two years." "What have I done in the last two years?" "I can't think of one thing." "That's true." "She didn't even read The DaVinci Code." "So, what do you say, James?" "Will you marry me?" "Yes, yes, I will." " May I kiss the bride?" " Yes." "Mis-match!" | {
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":" "This is called "Killer Queen:"" "She keeps the Moet and Chandon in her pretty cabinet" ""Let them eat cake, "she says just like Marie Antoinette" "A built-in remedy for Khrushchev and Kennedy" "And anytime an invitation you can decline" "Caviar and cigarettes Well versed in etiquette" "Extraordinarily nice" "She's a killer queen Gunpowder gelatine" "Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind" "Anytime" "Recommended at the price Insatiable an appetite" "Wanna try" "To avoid complications she never kept the same address" "In conversation she spoke just like a baroness" "Met a man from China Went down to Geisha Minah" "Then again incidentally if you're that way inclined" "Perfume came naturally from Paris" "For cars she couldn't care less Fastidious and precise" "She's a killer queen Gunpowder gelatine" "Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind" "Anytime" "Recommended at the price Insatiable an appetite" "Wanna try" "The machine of a dream" "Such a clean machine" "With the pistons a-pumping" "And the hubcaps all gleam" "When I'm holding your wheel" "All I hear is your gear" "With your hand on my grease gun" "Oh, it's like a disease, son" "I'm in love with my car" "Got a feel for my automobile" "Get a grip on my boy racer roll bar" "Such a thrill when your radials squeal" "Told my girl I'll have to forget her" "Rather buy me a new carburettor" "So she made tracks sayin' "This is the end now"" "Cars don't talk back They're just four-wheeled friends now" "Get down, make love" "Get down, make love" "Get down, make love" "Get down, make love" "You take my body" "I give you heat" "You say you're hungry" "I give you meat" "I suck your mind" "You blow my head" "Make love inside your bed" "Everybody Get down, make love" "Get down, make love" "Get down, make love" "Get down, make love" "Every time I get high You wanna go down" "Every time I get hot You say you wanna cool out" "You say it's enough In fact it's too much" "Every time I wanna get down, get down" "Get down, baby" "Get down, make love" "Get down, make love" "Get down, make love" "Get down, make love" "Every time I get high You wanna go down" "Every time I get hot You say you wanna cool down" "You say it's enough In fact it's too much" "Every time I wanna get down, get down, get down, get down" "Get down, get down, get down" "Make love" "Get down, everybody!" "Brian's gonna play piano in a minute when he gets to it:" "This is from an album called The Game:" "It's called "Save Me:"" "It started off so well" "They said we made a perfect pair" "I clothed myself in your glory and your love" "How I loved you" "How I cried" "The years of care and loyalty" "Were nothing but a sham it seems" "The years belie we lived a lie" "I love you till I die" "Save me, save me, save me" "I can't face this life alone" "Save me, save me" "I'm naked and I'm far from home" "The slate will soon be clean" "I'll erase the memories" "To start again with somebody new" "Was it all wasted" "All that love" "I hang my head and I advertise" "A soul for sale or rent" "I have no heart I'm cold inside" "I have no real intent" "Give it to me!" "Save me, save me, save me" "I can't face this life alone" "Save me, save me" "I'm naked and I'm far from home" "Each night I cry" "I still believe the lie" "I love you till I die" "Yes" "Save me" "Oh, save me" "Don't let me face my life alone" "Save me, save me" "I'm naked and I'm far from home" "Here I stand" " Here I stand" "Look around around around around around" "But you won't see me" " But you won't see me" "Now I'm here" " Now I'm here" "Now I'm there" " Now I'm there" "I'm just a..." "I'm just a new man" "Yes, you made me live again" "Come on!" "Rock with me!" "Yes!" "Everybody!" "Let's go!" "A baby I was when you took my hand" "The light of the night burned bright" "The people all stared Didn't understand" "But you knew my name on sight" "Whatever came of you and me" "America's new bride to be" "Don't worry, baby I'm safe and sound" "Down in the dungeon just Peaches and me" "Don't I love you so" "Yes, you made me live again" "Yeah" "A thin moon me in the smoke screen sky" "Where the beams of your love light chase" "Don't move, don't speak don't feel no pain" "Rain running down my face" "Your matches still light up the sky" "And many a tear lives on in my eye" "Yeah" "Down in the city just Hoople and me" "Move on, baby:" "Hey!" "Rock on!" "Yeah:" "All right" "Go, baby!" "Go!" "That's right, go!" "Whatever comes of you and me" "I love to leave my memories with you" "Yeah" "I said, yeah" " All right" " All right" "Come on, do it to the beat:" "All right, all right" " Okay" " Okay" "All right, all right" "I'm sayin' yeah, yeah" "Ooh, all right, all right" " Yeah" " Yeah" "All right, all right" "Hey, do it!" "Try" "Take me to the room where the red's all red" "Take me out of my head What I said" "Hey, hey" "Try" "Take me to the room where the green's all green" "And from what I've seen it's hot, it's mean" "Gonna use my stack" "Get me on the track" "It's gotta be Mack, baby" "Got a dragon on my back" "Take me to the room where the beat's all round" "Gonna eat that sound" "Take me to the room where the black's all white" "And the white's all black Take me back to the shack" "Don't use no prisoners" "Gonna give me the business" "Got a dragon on my back" "It's a dragon attack" "Come on:" "Hit me:" "In" "I think I'm gonna stay around, around around, around, around, around, around" "Around, around, around, around around, around, around, around" "And around, around, around" "Stay" "Please stay" "Down in the valley lust you and me" "Do it, baby!" "Give us a little help with this:" "This is "Love of My Life:"" "You remember this:" "Love of my life" "You've hurt me" "You've broken my heart" "And now you leave me" "Love of my life Can't you see" "Bring it back, bring it back" "Don't take it away from me" "Because you don't know" "What it means to me" "You don't know it, huh?" "Love of my life" "Don't leave me" "You've stolen my love" "You now desert me" "Love of my life Can't you see" "Bring it back, bring it back" "Don't take it away from me" "Because you don't know" "What it means to me" "You will remember" "When this is blown over" "And everything's all by the way" "When I grow older" "I will be there at your side" "To remind you how I still love you" "I still love you" "I still love you" "I still love you, love you, love you" "Oh, hurry back" "Hurry back" "Don't take it away from me" "Because you don't know" "What it means to me" "Love of my life" "Love of my life" "Thank you:" "Pressure pressing down on me" "Pressing down on you No man ask for" "Under pressure That burns a building down" "Splits a family in two Puts people on streets" "That's okay It's the terror of knowing" "What this world is about" "Watching some good friends screaming, "Let me out"" "Pray tomorrow takes me higher" "Pressure on people People on streets" "Chipping around Kick my brains round the floor" "These are the days it never rains but it pours" "People on streets" "People on streets" "It's the terror of knowing what this world is about" "Watching some good friends screaming, "Let me out"" "Pray tomorrow takes me higher higher, higher" "Pressure on people people on streets" "Turned away from it all like a blind man" "Sat on a fence but it don't work" "Keep coming up with love but it's so slashed and torn" "Why, why" "Why" "Insanity laughs under pressure We're cracking" "Can't we give ourselves one more chance" "Why can't we give love that one more chance" "Why can't we give love give love, give love" "Give love, give love give love, give love, give love" "Love's such an old-fashioned word" "And love dares you to care for" "The people on the edge of the night" "And love dares you to change our way" "Of caring about ourselves" "This is our last dance" "This is our last dance" "This is ourselves under pressure" "Under pressure" "Pressure" "Yeah" "Lower, a little bit lower" "A little bit lower A little bit lower" "A fa-fa-faster, John" "Give you somebody" "I was told a million times of all the troubles in my way" "To grow a little wiser little better every day" "But if I crossed a million rivers and I rode a million miles" "Still be where I started Bread and butter for a smile" "I sold a million mirrors in a shop in Alley Way" "But I never saw my face in any window any day" "They say your folks are telling you to be a superstar" "I tell you just be satisfied to stay right where you are" "Keep yourself alive Keep yourself alive" "All you people keep yourself alive" "Oh, yeah!" "Good man!" "Well, I've loved a million women in a belladonic haze" "And I ate a million dinners brought to me on silver trays" "Give me everything I need to feed my body and my soul" "I'll grow a little bigger Maybe that can be my goal" "I was told a million times of all the people in my way" "How I had to keep on trying and get better every day" "But if I crossed a million rivers and rode a million miles" "I'd still be where I started Same as when I started" "Keep yourself alive Keep yourself alive" "All you people Keep yourself alive" "Come on:" "We're waiting for you:" "This thing called love" "I just can't handle it" "This thing called love" "I must get 'round to it" "I ain't ready" "Crazy little thing called love" " This thing" " This thing" " Called love" " Called love" " It cries" " Like a baby" "In a cradle all night" "It swings" "It jives" "Shakes all over like a jellyfish I kinda like it" "Crazy little thing called love" "There goes my baby" "She knows how to rock 'n' roll" "She drives me crazy" "She gives me hot and cold fever" "She leaves me in a cool, cool sweat" "I gotta be cool" "Relax" "Get hip Get on my tracks" "Take a backseat" "Hitchhike" "And take a long ride on my motorbike" "Until I'm ready" "Crazy little thing called love" "I gotta be cool" "Relax" "Get hip" "I'm gettin' on my tracks" "Take a backseat" "Hitchhike" "Take a long ride on my motorbike" " Until I'm ready" " Ready, Freddie" "Crazy little thing called love" "This thing called love" "I just can't handle it" "This thing called love" "I must get 'round to it" "I ain't ready" "Crazy little thing called love" "Crazy little thing called love" "Crazy little thing called love, mama" "Crazy little thing called love" "Take it, take it, take it" "Yeah, crazy little thing called love" "Yeah, yeah Crazy little thing called love" "Crazy little thing called love, mama" "Crazy little thing called love Yeah, yeah" "Crazy little thing called love" "Yeah, crazy little thing called love" "All right" "The warden threw a party in the county jail" "The prison band was there and they began to wail" "The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing" "You should've heard them knocked-out jailbirds sing" "Let's rock Everybody rock 'n' roll tonight" "Everybody in the whole cell block" "Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock" "Number 47 said to number 3" ""You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see" "I sure would be delighted in your company" "Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"" "Let's rock Everybody rock 'n' roll tonight" "Everybody in the whole cell block" "Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock" "Oh, yeah!" "Dancin'" "Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock" "One more time!" "Keep dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock" "Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock Do it!" "Come on!" "Dancin; dancin' Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock" "Move it, you fuckers!" "Come on!" "Yeah,yeah,yeah" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah All right:" "Dancin; dancin'" "Dancin; dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock" "Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock" "Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock" "Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock" "Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock" "Oh, yeah!" "Yeah, we're all dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock" "Mama" "Just killed a man" "Put a gun against his head" "Pulled my trigger Now he's dead" "Mama" "Life had just begun" "But now I've gone and thrown it all away" "Mama" "Didn't mean to make you cry" "If I'm not back again this time tomorrow" "Carry on, carry on" "As if nothing really matters" "Too late" "My time has come" "Sends shivers down my spine" "Body's achin' all the time" "Good-bye, everybody" "I've got to go" "Gotta leave you all behind" "And face the truth" "Mama" "I don't want to die" "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" "I see a little silhouetto of a man" "Scaramouche, Scaramouche will you do the fandango" "Thunderbolt and lightning" "Very, very frightening, me" " Galileo" " Galileo" " Galileo" " Galileo" "Galileo figaro" "Magnifico" "I'm just a poor boy Nobody loves me" "He's just a poor boy from a poor family" "Spare him his life from this monstrosity" "Easy come, easy go Will you let me go" "Bismillah" " No, we will not let you go" " Let him go" " Bismillah" " We will not let you go" " Let him go" " Bismillah" " We will not let you go" " Let me go" " Will not let you go" " Let me go" " Will not let you go" " Let me go" "No, no, no, no, no, no, no" "Oh, mama mia, mama mia" "Mama mia, let me go" "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me" "For me" "For me" "So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye" "So you think you can love me and leave me to die" "Oh, baby" "Can't do this to me, baby" "Just gotta get out" "Just gotta get right outta here" "Ooh, yeah" "Ooh, yeah" "Nothin' really matters" "Anyone can see" "Nothin' really matters" "Nothin' really matters" "To me" "Any way the wind blows" "Right on!" "Let's go!" "Oh, yeah" "Everybody!" "Get your party gown Get your pigtail down" "Get your heart beatin; baby" "Got my timin' right I got my act all tight" "It's gotta be tonight my little school baby" "Mama says you don't Daddy says you won't" "And I'm boiling up inside Ain't no way" "I'm gonna lose out this time" "No way" "Tie your mother down Tie your mother down" "Lock your daddy out of doors Don't need him nosin' around" "Tie your mother down Tie your mother down" "Give me all your love" "Tonight" ""You're such a dirty louse Go get outta my house"" "That's all I ever get from you" "And your family ties" "In fact, I've never heard a civil little word" "From you guys" "No, I don't give a light Gonna make out all right" "I've got a sweetheart hand put a stop to all that" "Shouting and fighting going on" "Tie your mother down Tie your mother down" "Take your little brother swimming with a brick, that's all right" "Tie your mother down, yeah Tie your mother down" "She ain't no friend of mine" "Ain't no friend of mine" "That's all right" "Yeah" "All right" "Go for it!" "Okay!" "That's all right" "Ooh, your mama and your daddy gonna plague me till I die" "I don't understand it I'm just a peace-lovin' guy" "Tie your mother down Tie your mother down" "Big, big, big, big, big, big daddy out the door" "Tie your mother down Tie your mother down" "Give me all your love tonight" "All your love tonight" "All your love tonight" "Give it to me:" "I want it:" "Yeah" "All your love tonight" "I want it, every inch of your love:" "All your love tonight" "Tonight!" "Shoot out!" "Steve walks warily down the street" "Brim pulled way down low" "Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet" "Machine guns ready to go" "Are you ready Hey, are you ready for this" "Are you standing on the edge of your seat" "Out of the doorway the bullets rip to the sound of the beat" "Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah Sing it!" " Another one bites the dust" " Sing out!" " Sing it!" " Another one bites the dust" "And another one gone And another one gone" "Another one bites the dust" "Hey, gonna get you too" "Another one bites the dust" "Shoot out:" "Hey" "Come on!" "How do you think I'm gonna get along without you when you're gone" "You took me for everything that I had and kicked me out on my own" "Are you happy Are you satisfied" "How long can you stand the heat" "Out of the doorway the bullets rip" "To the sound of the beat Hey, hey, hey, hey" "Yeah, yeah, yeah" " Another one bites the dust" " Come on, do it!" "Another one bites the dust" "And another one gone And another one gone" "Another one bites the dust" "Hey, gonna get you too" "Another one bites the dust" "Shoot it!" "Shoot it, baby, shoot it:" "Come on!" "Oh, take it" "Bite the dust, yeah, hey" "Yeah, take it, take it" "Bite the dust" "Bite the dust Bite the dust, baby" "Oh, yeah Take it for me one more time" "Do it for me one more time, baby" "Gonna check it, gonna check it Gonna check it out" "Bite it Bite it hard, baby" "Oh, another one, another one" "Another one, another one another one, another" "Bite it, bite it" "Bite it, bite it, baby" "Another one bites the dust" "Another one bites the dust" "Another one bites the dust, eh" "Another one bites the dust" "Hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah" "Yeah, baby" "Sing out!" "All right" "There's plenty of ways that you can hurt a man and bring him to the ground" "You can beat him, you can cheat him you can treat him bad" "And leave him when he's dyin'" "But I'm ready Yes, I'm ready for you" "I'm standing on my own two feet" "Out of the doorway the bullets rip to the sound of the beat" "Hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, ha Another one bites the dust" "Another one bites the dust" "And another one gone And another one gone" "Another one bites the dust" "Hey, I'm gonna get you too" "Another one bites the dust" "Shoot out, yeah" "Come on, baby" "Yeah, yeah" "All right" "Well, you're just 17" "All you wanna do is disappear" "You know what I mean" "There's a lot of space between your ears" "The way that you touch means you don't know nothin'" "Hey, hey, hey, hey" "It was the DNA" "Hey, hey, hey, hey" "That made me this way" "Do you know, do you know do you know just how I feel" "Do you know, do you know do you know just how I feel" "Sheer" "Heart attack" "Sheer" "Heart attack" "Real" "Cardiac" "I feel so inar--inar-- inar--inar--inar" "Inar--inar--inarticulate" "Got a feeling, got a feeling got a feeling that I'm paralyzed" "It ain't no, it ain't no it ain't no, it ain't no surprise" "Turn on the TV Let it drip right down in my eyes" "Hey, hey, hey, hey" "It was the DNA" "Hey, hey, hey, hey" "That made me this way" "Do you know, do you know, do you know just how I feel" "Do you know, do you know do you know just how I feel" "Yeah!" "Do you?" "How you make me feel" "All right" "I bet I make you feel I bet I make you feel all right" "All right Oh, yeah" "How you make me feel" "Oh, yeah" "I feel so" "Inar--inar--inar--inarticulate" "Inarticulate, inarticulate" "Here we go:" "Buddy, you're a boy Make a big noise" "Playin' in the street Gonna be a big man someday" "Mud on your face Big disgrace" "Kickin' your can all over the place" " All yours!" " We will, we will rock you" "Yeah, sing out!" "We will, we will rock you" "Yeah" "Buddy, you're a young man, hard man shouting in the street" "Gonna take on the world someday" "Blood on your face" "Big disgrace" "Waving your banner all over the place" " Take it:" " We will, we will rock you" "Yeah Sing out!" "We will, we will rock you" "Yeah" "Buddy, you're an old man, poor man pleading with your eyes" "Gonna get you some peace someday" "Mud on your face Big disgrace" "Somebody better put you back into your place" "We will, we will rock you" "Yeah Come on!" "We will, we will rock you" "Hey, sing it!" " We will, we will" " Rock you" "Yeah One more time!" "We will, we" "Will rock you" "Yeah" "I've paid my dues" "Time after time" "I've done my sentence" "But committed no crime" "And bad mistakes" "I've made a few" "I've had my share of sand kicked in my face" "But I've come through" "We are the champions" "My friend" "And we'll keep on fighting" "Till the end" "We are the champions" "We are the champions" "No time for losers" "'Cause we are the champions" "Of the world" "I've taken my bows" "And my curtain calls" "You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it" "I thank you all" "But it's been no bed of roses" "No pleasure cruise" "I consider it a challenge before the whole human race" "And I ain't gonna lose" "On and on and on" "We are the champions" "My friend" "And we'll keep on fighting" "Till the end" "We are the champions" "We are the champions" "No time for losers" "'Cause we are the champions" " Of the world" " We are the champions" "My friend" "And we'll keep on fighting" "Till the end" "We are the champions" "We are the champions" "No time for losers" "'Cause we are the champions" "Of the world" "So long!" "Good-bye, Montreal!" "Thank you for being such a good sport!" | {
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"What is opium..." "Ruyi, my daughter?" "." "Opium is the source of all inspiration." "[ Exhaling ]..." "[ Bell Tolling ]" "TEMPTRESS MOON" "PANG FAMILY ESTATE..." "[ crickets Chirping ]" " Produced by: :" "Tong CunIin, Hsu Feng" "leslie Cheung, Gong Li" "Kevin Lin, He Saifei" "Ori g i n a I Story: :" "Chen Kai ge, Wang Anyi Screen play:" "Shu Kei" "Director of Photography: :" "Christopher Doyle..." "[ Water Sloshing ]" " Art Director:" "Huang Qiagui" "Sound Recording:" "Lai Qizhen Music by:" "Zhao Jiping" "Producti on Supervisor:" "Jade Hsu" "Assistant Director:" "Zhang Jinzhan" "Editor:" "Pei Ziaonan..." "Directed by:" "Chen Kaige - ## [ Soft Music Playing ]" "Zhongliang, I live here with my husband Zhengda." "Brought your school books?" ":" "Yes, sister." " Zhengda says:" "you can prepare his opium when you're not busy studying." "My luck is terrible today." " [ Chattering ]..." "Nothing but bad hands." " ## [ Chinese Banjo ]..." "You're doing quite well, if you ask me." " ## [ Woman Singing ]" "Sixty thousand:" " That does it." "[ Clamoring ]..." "[ Clamoring Continues ]" "Ruyi." "Stop it." "Your father's going to spank you." "Ruyi." "Ruyi." "Ruyi, do as I say." "Do as I say." "Look at her." "[ Man's Shouting Continues ]..." "[ FirecracKers Popping ]" "Ruyi." "Ruyi." "You're not all owed in there." "[ Bells Jingling ]..." "[ JingIing Continues ]" "Elder Qi, it's true, the Emperor has abdicated:" "[ Cane Clatters ] - [ Chanting ]..." "[ Gong Resonating ] - [ Clamoring ]" "Duanwu, catch her." "Pang An." "This is a noutrage." "A girl in the ancestral hall." "Even if the Emperor has abdicated." "It's unthinkable." "[ Clamoring Continues ]" " A girl in the ancestral hall." "[ Clamoring Continues ]... 1911 XING HAI REVOLUTION" "Uncle An." "Can Miss Ruyi come out and play later?" "Master doesn't want her coming out at all:" "[ Door handles Clatter ]..." "SEVERAL YEARS LATER - [ Glass Breaking ]" "The Jing family are all bastards." "How dare they break off the engagement with Ruyi." "Just because the Emperor abdicated doesn't mean they can insult us like this!" "[ Glass Breaking ]" "They say our young miss has smoked opium since she was a baby." "They say she is poison." "Bullshit." "[ Footsteps ] - [ Door Closing ]" "We study day and night... to learn what's wrong and right." "[ Laughs ]..." "[ Birds Singing ]" "Brother, I'm too heavy for you:" "Put me down:" "[ giggling ] - [ Panting ]" "Brother-in-law." "Opium is a wonderful thing" "How can I put it?" "Opium" "How can anyone describe it?" "Yes, it is poison" "Just like this arsenic" "But me it's made me strong" "No poison could kill me" "[ China Shattering ]" "ZhongIiang" "Kiss your sister" "Why don't you Kiss her?" "Come here." "Come on." "Kiss sister." "Never mind." "Run along to bed." "Go now." "ZhongIiang." "Give your sister a kiss." "[ Clock Chiming ]" "Kiss her." "Go on." "I'll teach you to be a man." "SIX MONTHS LATER" "Zhongliang." "Zhengda wants his opium pipe." "[ Clock Chiming ]..." "[ Chiming Continues ]..." "[ Panting ]..." "[ Gasps ]" "ZhongIiang." "Zhengda's waiting." "[ Steam Whistle Blowing ]..." "[ Whistle Blowing ]" "Is this the train to Peking?" "Is this the train to Peking?" "[ Thunderclap ]" "Thief." "[ Baby Wailing ]..." "## [Jazz ]" " SHANGHAI, 1920s..." "## [ Continues ]..." "[ Footsteps ]" "ZhongIiang" "Hmm." " I've won." "Let me kiss you." "Oh." "## [Jazz Becomes Louder ]..." "## [ Continues ]..." "[ Man ] Ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy your evening." "[ Horn Honks ]..." "[ Bells Jingling ]..." "[ Horn Honks ] - [ Bell Clangs ]..." "[ Steam Whistle Blowing ]..." "[ People Chattering ]" "So, you'd Iike a kiss?" "would you?" "[ Sighing ]..." "[ Train Passing, Bell Ringing ]..." "[ Moaning ]..." "[ Screams ]" "Don't make a sound." "Not one sound." "Now, Mrs. Liu, who's going to phone your husband?" "You or us?" "I don't understand." "So, you want me to call?" "Zhongliang." " Zhongliang is dead." "How much money do you want?" "Hey, Mister." "Spare some change?" "[ Horns Honking ]..." "## [ Orchestra ]..." "## [ Continues ]..." "[ Clock Chimes ]..." "[ Door Opens ]" "ZhongIiang" "You called for me?" "[ Dog Whimpering ]" "ZhongIiang" "Do you want me?" "## [ Orchestra ]..." "[ Music Ends ] - [Audience Applauds ]..." "[ Chiming ]..." "[ Screams, squeals ]" "You sure there's nothing I can do for you ladies?" "[ Crowd Murmuring ]" " PANGFAMILY ESTATE ancestral hall" "I've gathered you here." "because old master Pang has passed away." "His oldest son Zhengda should become the new family head." "But ten years ago, he was stricken with a sudden illness." "And he has seen no one since." "[ Crowd Murmuring ]" " Few people knew of his condition." "But now, with the old master gone." "i t's ti m e to face facts:" "Qui et i n the hal l." "Ask Master Zhengda to enter:" "[ Crowd Murm url ng ]..." "[ Shouti ng, Chatteri ng ]..." "[ Gong Tolling ]" "I, Pang An, kowtow to our ancestors on Zhengda's behal f:" "Zhengda's m i nd has been destroyed:" "H e cannot speak:" "H e cannot do anythi ng, i n fact:" "But as I ong as he's al ive, he is Master: : :" "of the Pang fam i ly:" "Zhengda is too ill... to m anage fam i ly affai rs:" "Ol d m aster al so had a daughter, Ruyi:" "Please, Elder Qi, , speak for us." "Very wel I:" "Zhengda, s ha I I we as k M i ss Ruyi to I ook after fa m i ly affa i rs?" ":" "Master Zhengda hea rti ly a pproves:" "Ca I I her i n then:" "Because Ruyi is a girl... she 'll be a bit weak." "I 've conferred wi th the other el ders: : :" " [ Thunder Rumbling ] a nd we've deci ded to as k a m a I e cous i n to hel p her out:" "Pa ng Dua nwu." "Pa ng Dua nwu." "We've chosen Dua nwu:" "H e i s a Pa ng:" "But he's not a di rect hei r:" "N o." "N ot thi s way." "That way." "A closer relative might have personal ambitions... but not a distant cousin." "H e has noth i n g to ga i n a nd everyth i n g to I ose:" "H u rry:" "H u rry a nd kowtow to you r cous i n:" "Dua nwu i s Ruyi ' s cous i n, but he m ay ca I I her el der s i ster:" "Elder sister." "Boss:" " Sorry you had to wait." "Had a bath?" " Yes, I Iike to have a good soak whenever I can." "You haven't come by in a while." "Ready to I eave the nest?" "Your sister's father-in-Iaw, old master Pang, is dead." "I want you to go visit your sister." "And then you can bring Pang's daughter, Ruyi, to Shanghai for a nice I ittle vacation." "Leave the rest to us." "Boss, please, don't send me there." "[ Woman Shouting, Indistinct ]..." "[ Horn Honks ]..." "[ bell Clanging ]" "HEAVEN LY LANE..." "[ Pigeons Cooing ]..." "[ Clock Chimes ]..." "[ Weeping ] - [ Clock Chiming ]..." "[ Gas ps ]" " It's only me." "Hold me." "[ Bell Tolling ]" "I need to go home early to make dinner for my husband." "ZhongIiang." "Do you love me?" "Sorry, I shouldn't have asked." "Take some cash." "Put it on our tab at the club." "Thanks, Boss." "No need to see me out." "Don't worry, Boss." "Zhongliang." "You've been working on that woman a Iong time, no?" "Which one?" " The one in Heavenly Lane." "Her husband's out of town." "We can't move on her." "Maybe you're getting too involved." "From this moment, young miss... you are the head of the Pang family." "I, Pang An, formally pay my respects." "Ruyi." "your father's and brother's concubines are" "Sit down, Duanwu." "Miss, the concubines are all clamoring." "for their monthly stipends." "Our accounts are behind... because of your father's funeral." "Give them their money and ask them to leave." "Pardon?" " They're not needed." "So, the family hasn't chosen a wife for you yet?" "No." "When my father was alive... they arranged a marriage for me." "But the other family broke it off." "because I smoke opium." "Ruyi Iistens to reason, yes?" "Yes, I do." "will Ruyi listen to El der Qi?" "Yes." "Please sitdown, El der Qi." "Ruyi:" "This matter deserves careful consideration." "These women served old and young master." "If we throw them out on the street, people will laugh at us." "El der Qi." "we're not leaving them destitute." "This house is no place for women." "There's nothing for them here." "Better to let them go for their own good." "allright then." "Did you hear that?" "How can you speak that way to an elder?" "Old master's only been gone a few days." "What do you say, Duanwu?" "I stand by older sister." "What?" "Did everyone hear that?" "There are no more real men in this family." "[ Glass Breaking ] - [ Clamoring ]..." "[ Glass Breaking ]..." "[ Shouting ]" "Was I wrong to send the women away?" "Those concubines lived here for many years." "They had a good life with father and brother." "Now it's over." "and they're gone." "As for me." "I have to stay here." "I was born here." "I grew up here." "I 'Il die here." "[ Thunder Rumbling ]..." "[ Door Crashes Open ]..." "[ Cries Out ]..." "[ Whimpering ]" "What are you doing here?" "Get out of here." "After what you did." "You shouldn't be here." "Go away." "Stop it." "Sister." "[ Clock Chimes ]" "See that ZhongIiang gets settled." "in rooms near mine." "Studying in Peking has made you quite a gentleman." "Last time I saw you, you were only this high." "Sir, your room is ready." " Thanks." "I'Il take it myself." "[ Metal Clanging ] - [ Dogs Barking ]..." "Who's that?" "." " Duanwu, Ruyi's cousin" "In name he's a master." "In fact he's a servant." "He prepa res Ruyi's opium pipe." "I know that role well." "I'Il go wash up." "[ Clanging Continues ]..." "[ Birds Singing ] - [ Dog Barking ]..." "[ Water Rushing ]" "Miss, where is the family library?" "Over there." "Thank you." "[ People Chanting ]..." "[ Wings Fluttering ]" "Miss, why are you following me?" "I forgot to tell you." "There are no books in the library anymore." "Be careful." "Miss, your sister-in-Iaw says her brother's on his way to see you." "Her brother?" "Very well." "If I have any visitors, tell them I'm not feeling well." "Sister-in-law, Ruyi is not here." "Please come in." "This is my brother Zhongliang." "He just finished school in Peking." "He's come to say hello to Ruyi." "# # [ Jazz ]" "Sister-in-Iaw." "I am ZhongIiang." "Help yourself to whatever books you wish to read." "Have you two met?" "[ Thunder Rumbling ]" "Is this what you wear?" "Is this what you read?" "Is this the life you lead?" "These silks and satins are hideous." "Do you know how much the world has changed in ten years?" "Do you?" "Russian Revolution, Great War." "Warlords." "nationalism." "Lenin, Communism, Sun Yat-sen." "freedom from arranged marriages, equal rights for women," "youths dying for a cause." "[ Thunder Rumbling ] - [ Rain Falling ]" "Have you heard?" "Girl students in peking wear skirts... and short tops with tight waists." "They stroll by the Forbidden City, with little red flags in their hands." "walls taIl and red, bordered by weeping willows swaying in the breeze." "The Peking sky is blue and clear." "The palace towers are decorated with gold and white kites saiIin the air." "Higher and higher," "further and further," "till they're gone." "Do you want to spend the rest of your life here?" "[ Bird Chirping ]" " You stayed in Peking for so long." "How could you be so cruel and not write even once?" " [ Bird Twittering ]" "You know." "Sister, that's enough." "Duanwu, come here." "[ Cat Mewing ]" "Kneel." "Why did we let a distant relation, like yourself... into the family's inner sanctum?" "Because you seemed loyal and honest." "We were quite surprised when Ruyi sent the women away." "And you not only failed to dissuade her, but even aided her!" "You traitor." "[ Mewing ]" "You've sent away all the women of old master and his son." "It's no small matter, you know." "A grown man like you trailing after that girl." "It's all backwards." "Are you after the family fortune?" "Pang An, I don't want one penny." "all I want is to look after my sister." "Your 'sister' indeed." "And ifshe marries?" "I'Il go with her." "We're finished." "Are there no real men left in this family?" "My poor ancestors." "The Pangs haven't a man left." "I weep before young master Zhengda." "Old master's dead." "Old master." "We've no men left." "Old master." "It's not every day one sees loyalty like yours to Ruyi." "[ Dog Barking ]" "Zhongliang." "Zhongliang." "You haven't seen him yet." "Husband..." "look..." "look who's come back." "[ Bird Chirping ]" " Sir." "Sir." "Miss Ruyi sent me to ask you... to teach her how to ride a bicycle." "[ Bird Twittering ]" "Your young miss thinks everyone's her servant, does she?" "If you're too busy" "Look straight ahead." "[ Panting, Whimpering ]" "Look ahead." "[ Whimpering ]..." "[ Whimpering ]..." "[ Cries Out ]" "I want to kiss you." "[ Laughs ]" "SUZHO UNBOARDING HOUSE Near Pang Estate..." "[ Tea Kettle Whistling ]..." "## [ Man Singing Off-Key ]..." "[ Hiccups ]" "Fuck." "It's been two days." "Why no word from you?" "What's with you?" "How's it going?" "That was quick." " I'm just getting started." "How come there's two?" "These are the goods Miss Pang ordered." "What's this?" "How foolish of me." "I forgot you Pangs would need to search me." "Maybe Miss Ruyi has forgotten... when I was a boy, I was her brother's servant." "So go ahead." "Keep looking." "Do it." "Search my things." "Hurry up." "Sir, you mustn't treat older sister like this." "She's curious because she likes you." "That's the way she is." " She likes me?" "Whether I Iike her is more the point." "[ Sobs ]" "Why are you here?" "What do you think?" "Just a sisterly visit to my little brother." "They have things like these in Shanghai." "That Jing boy who was engaged to Ruyi works in Shanghai." "He studied in Japan." "Do you know why they broke the engagement?" "What's it to me?" "Zhongliang, you couldn't get close to her." "She's poison." "What a joke." "The idea of me with her." "I've seen you." "I've seen you kiss her." "You can't lie to me." "Me, Iie to you?" "How shall I put this, sister?" "I served her brother." "How could I dare court the mistress of the house?" "How could I?" "I was nothing but a slave to you and Zhengda... a worthless, poor relation." "I hate this place and everyone in it." "[ Rain Falling ] - [ Wind Chimes Chiming ]" "I see." "You hate even me." " Yes." "Yes, I do." "I was 13 when you brought me here..." "You had no one else to live with you and 'study'" "You made everyone call me 'Sir,' but I was just your servant." "'Zhongliang'... brought your school books?" "Prepare Zhengda's opium pipe when you're not studying." "Zhongliang." "Come here." "Give sister a kiss." "Come on." "I'Il never love again." "Never." "I'Il never love again... because of you." "I see." "Then why are you here?" "Why don't you leave then?" "I'm not as pretty as she is." "She's not as pretty as you." "You're a young girl." "But Father always said that a woman is more beautiful than a girl." "That's just men's talk." "Aren't you a man?" "I'd rather not be." "You're wrong, you know." "A wom an is more beautiful than a girl." "I'm sure..." "Zhongliang does like you." "Do you think so?" "[ Exhales ]" "I don't want to be a girl anymore." "[ Ruyi Gasps ]..." "[ Door Slams ]..." "[ Gasps ]" "I've come to tuck you in." "[ Ruyi Moaning ]" "What is it?" "I'm heavy." "You get on top." "Hold me here." "Like this." "You're pressing me." "Let me come up a bit more." "Put your hand here." "I'Il hold you here." "Is that right?" "Here?" "I'Il move my leg a Iittle." "[ Both Panting ]..." "[ Water Running ]" "Yesterday was all my fault." "Please don't be mad at me." "Even if you are mad at me, I still like you." "Duanwu." "You may go." "Sir, this is a note for you from Ruyi." "[ Whistling ]" "How is Master doing today?" "He's doing well." "Did he eat all his food?" "will he sleep here tonight?" "So here's where the Pangmen had their fun, eh?" "Zhongliang." "Not like that." " [ Panting ]" "Hold me here." "I'Il hold you there." "You're heavy." "I'lI get on top." " Be quiet." "I know what to do." "I've practiced with Duanwu for you." "Zhongliang." "Don't you want me?" "I have to leave here" "I don't want to stay either." "Take me with you." "If I can't take you to Peking..." "I won't take you anywhere." "[ No Audio ]..." "[ Sighs ]" "Let me look at you." "I want to look at you." "[ Clock Chiming ]" "Boss misses you." "He keeps asking after you." "He wants a report." "tell Boss..." "I'Il be back in Shanghai in 3 days." "Tomorrow morning we leave for Peking." "[ Crickets Chirping ]" "So, you' re off?" "Early tomorrow." "ZhongIiang." "I know you don't want me along." "But you owe it to me." "I can't go on like this." "I've been so I onely here... these ten years..." "looking into that face every day." "I know." "But I have to leave you." "I can't bear to watch you suffer." "So take me." "Take me so I won't suffer." "I can't take you." "You'Il always remind me of this place." "And I'Il never forget... what happened." " And me?" "After it happened..." "I smuggled you out of here... but I stayed behind, with no thought for myself." "Ten years and you never once wrote." "I nearly went mad!" "Who could I turn to?" "Now you're back and in love with that witch." "You won't even let me... cry on your shoulder." "Zhongliang." "What you did ruined my Iife." "Me, the one person in the world who really loves you." "You've destroyed me." "Come with me." "Take a look." "This is my life." "One male fish." "One female." "Ten years with two fish." "Brother." "Come give sister a kiss." "Take care, sister." "Duanwu." "Duanwu." "[ sailors Shouting ]" "Pang An." "Pang An?" "Pang An." "Ruyi's run off with my brother." "Pang An." "Pang An." "Pang An:" "Pang An." "I've lost Zhongliang." "He told me to wait, then he disappeared." "I can't find him anywhere." "Duanwu." "Zhongliang." "Zhongliang." "Zhongliang." "[ Men Shouting ]..." "[ Panting ]" "You traitor." "Did you think you'd be Master i Ruyi left?" "What will you try next?" "Beat the traitor." "Beat this bastard." "[ Men Shouting ]" "We'Il make a man of you yet." "This will teach you." "Wonder if Zhongliang's in Peking yet." "## [Jazz ]..." "[ Music Stops ] - [Audience Applauds ]..." "ZhongIiang's here." " What's he doing?" "." "He's in the dance hall." "Okay." " Watch him." "## [ Resumes ]..." "[ Bottle Clatters ]" "Boss wants to see you." "[ Bells Jingling ]..." "[ Street Vendor Shouting ]..." "[ Bells Chiming ]..." "[ Bells Tolling ]" "You're back." "Come here." "Have a drink." "Boss." "I've done you wrong." "Welcome back to Shanghai." "You belong here." "It's not the same without you." "[ Cup Rattles On Table ]" "Boss..." "I lied to you." "The woman on Heavenly Lane..." "her husband's been back along time." "I'Il do the job." "I'Il do it tomorrow." "I lied to you." "I lied." "Zhongliang." "It's all right." " I lied to you." "I should never have sent Zhongliang to the Pangs." "It was my mistake." "There's plenty of money in the world... but only one Zhongliang." "I need him." "Zhongliang's a son to you." "When he cried that night... and promised to do the Heavenly Lane job..." "I knew he'd finally come around." "No, he cried because his heart was divided." "This worries me." "How shall I put it?" "When an immortal descends to Earth... how can he return to the sky?" "We have to get... this Heavenly Lane business right." "Let's let the Pang girl... see for herself what ZhongIiang's really like." "She'll fall right out of love." "Then he'Il be able to move on." "Boss:" " Know what to do?" "Go to Ruyi, say ZhongIiang sent me to take her to Peking." "Instead, bring her to Shanghai... and take her home when it's over." "Boss doesn't want the Pangs' fortune." "Boss only wants Zhongliang." "Miss Pang." " [ Steam Whistle Blowing ]" "I'm going to make a phone call." "Wait here." "## [ Drumbeats ]..." "## [ Band Playing March ]..." "## [ Continues ]" "This is Shanghai." "[ Bell Clanging ]..." "[ Ship Horn Blowing In Distance ]" "Good:" "Settle them in first." "Bye." "[ Door Opens ]" "We'Il finish the Heavenly Lane job tomorrow." "[ Bells Jingling ]..." "[ Horn Honking ]..." "## [Jazz ]" "Country boy." "Come have fun." "Fuck off:" " Mind your own business." "Come on, Miss Pang." "Come in." "You're right." "You're in Shanghai, not Peking." "ZhongIiang's here in Shanghai too." "Tomorrow morning at 6:00..." "I'Il take you to see him." "[ Women Laughing, Giggling ]" "I'm going to see him tomorrow." "[ Bell Clanging ]" "These are ZhongIiang's... classmates." "Isn't he here?" "." "I've missed you so much." "Don't." "I want to look at you." "Go ahead." "[ Bells Chiming ]..." "[ Chiming Continues ]..." "[ Weeping ]..." "[ Chiming Continues ]..." "[ Drapes Thrown Open ]..." "[ Panting ]" "I've wronged you." "I'm so sorry." "[ Gasping, Panting ]" "ZhongIiang." "Quiet." "Don't make a sound." "ZhongIiang." " He's dead." "Mrs. Shen, will you call your husband or shall I?" "Phone him?" "Why?" "Why?" "To ask him over." "We'Il all have a friendly chat." "But maybe you, me and Zhongliang can manage on our own?" "Zhongliang?" "That's right." "He's one of us." "Well, Mrs. Shen?" "What?" "Are you crazy?" "I'Il make the call." "Zhongliang." "I don't care about what's happened today." "I just want to know... did you ever love me?" "Talk to me." "tell her." "Speak." "Come on." "Say something." "Didyou ever love me?" "I see." "[ Pigeons Cooing ]..." "[ Mrs. Chen Screams ] - [ Glass Breaks ]" "Ah San." "Let's get out of here." "[ Anguis hed Shouts ]" "HEAVENLY LANE..." "[ Thunder Rumbling ]" "Police taken care of?" "All done." "[ Chiming ]..." "[ Clock Key Clatters On Floor ]" "My poor ZhongIiang." "He's ruined." "Go away." "Give me back my ZhongIiang." "I want the old ZhongIiang back." "Little sister, can I find you a customer?" "You could start tonight." "Try it." "Get your kicks, make some money." "Stop acting like a saint." "You're no better than the rest of us." "[ Chattering Continues ]..." "[ Rain Falling ]..." "[ Rapid Footsteps ]" "I got lost." "Those women chased me." "In Shanghai... men and women are at war." "One side will win, the other will lose." "Some women would die for their man." "[ Thunder Rumbling ]" "Like the one who jumped." "[ Thunder Continues ]" "She lost the war." "She lost." "I don't want to lose." "Are you listening?" "Tomorrow I'm going to see ZhongIiang." "[ Band Members Warming-up ]..." "[ Chattering, Indistinct ]..." "[ Footsteps ]..." "[ Door Opens, Closes ]" "Didyou love her?" "What's it to you?" "You came to Shanghai to ask that?" "You put on Western clothes and you act up." "Know what I am?" "Or how many women I've had?" "I use and betray them." "I grind them into the dirt." "But still... they want me." "They kneel before me." "They cry for me, smile for me." "Did you love her?" "I'm not a servant anymore." "Women rule in Shanghai." "[ Hands Clapping ]..." "[ Clapping Continues ]" "well put." "[ Chuckling, Coughing ]" "Miss Pang... are you still in love with him now?" "If you'd Iike a few more days in Shanghai..." "I'm at your service." "tell me when you want to go." "[ Chuckling ]" "Zhongliang... whoeveryou are..." "I don 't mind." "## [ Slow Dance ]" "Do you love me?" "tell me." "tell me." "[ Ruyi Cries Out ]..." "[ Moans ]..." "[ Panting ]..." "[ Train Approaching ]..." "[ Moaning, Panting ]..." "[ Glass Breaking ]..." "[ Moaning ] - [ Train Fades ]" "Duanwu." "Duanwu:" " Sister-in-Iaw." "You're back." "Did you see my brother?" "[ Scoffs ]" "Duanwu." "Duanwu." "I shouldn't tell you how he makes his living." "young master Jing is here." "Master Jing?" "The one whose family broke the engagement with you." "Why's he here?" "He didn't say." "He's been waiting for days." "Here he is." "Come, young master Jing." "Please." "Young miss is back." "This is young master Jing." "Your father broke our engagement." "Yes, but he never consulted me." "Not about the betrothal, nor its cancellation." "When I was in Japan I decided..." "I would meet you myself." "How else would I know what you were like?" "I smoke opium." "I'm poison." "Doesn't that bother you?" "I work for myself in Shanghai." "And I can choose the kind of wife I want." "[ Bells Chiming In Distance ]..." "[ Chuckling ]" "Zhongliang is ruined." "Little brother." "Zhongliang, I know about Shanghai." "It's all my fault." "It is." "But Ruyi can't save you." "Don't go after her." "Who sacrificed everything to save you?" "Me." "Remember?" "Your sister." "No, this can't be true." "I know you're angry with me." "You're not marrying for love... but out of spite." "In your heart... it's me you really want." "Let's go to Peking." "This time I mean it." "I don't love you." "Come with me to Peking." "I don't love you anymore." "Why did you come to the club?" "If you hadn't..." "I wouldn't be here now." "I went to ask you something." "You refused to answer me... same as that other woman." "You wouldn't answer me... but now I understand." "You can't answer." "You're afraid." "Your heart is dead." "You cannot love." "I love you." "It's too late." "I love you." "It's too late now." "In a few days..." "I'Il be a bride." "I've always wanted to get married." "I've been waiting... waiting." "My bridal costume's nearly finished." "And I've chosen my husband." "[ Sighs ]" "I can do whatever I want... and this is what I want." "[ Sighs ]" "I'm going to Shanghai." "I'lI be back in three days." "I've prepared your bags, sir." "But I have something to tell you." "The young miss has slept with... both me and Zhongliang." "What he says is true." "Here." "[ Gasps ]" "I just poisoned your husband." "I put arsenic in his opium." "I'lI say good-bye now." "I'm really going to Peking this time." "I don't know why... but I often think of that evening I first came here... and how the moon was so bright." "We were all so young then." "You ran barefoot... in the Ancestral Hall and I saw you outside... with Duanwu." "If only we didn't have to grow up... it would be perfect." "I always prepared Zhengda's opium." "I've prepared this opium for you." "Here." "Good-bye, Zhongliang." "Older sister... shall I help you?" "Zhongliang prepared it." "I'Il do it myself." "This will be the last time." "I'm giving it up after the wedding." "[ Weeping ]..." "Zhongliang." " [ Gunshots ]..." "[ Gong Tolling ]" "From now on, Duanwu is the official head of the household." "[ Crowd Murmuring ]" " The young master Zhengda approves!" "He is too ill to be here." "But Miss Ruyi ought to be present." "[ Bells Jingling ]" "[ Music Plays ]" | {
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"I deliver perfection..." "and don't brag about it!" ":" "D" " Hi!" " Hey!" "So, what's the final head count on my baby shower?" "Twenty." "Some work people had things to do." "Your sisters can't make it." "They're not coming to a social event where there's no men and no booze?" "That's shocking." "As long as my mom's here." " Oh, my God." "Your mother." " My mom's not gonna be here?" "Given we forgot to invite her, it'd be a big coincidence if she was." "My God!" "Phoebe was in charge of the invitations." "I don't have a mother." "Often I forget..." "Oh, give it a rest." "So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?" "No." "Neither is mine." "We'll take care of it." "We'll call her." "You go home and get ready." "Make sure she comes." "It's important." "It's my mom." " I know." "What's her number?" " I don't know." "Go." "I have it in my book." "Go." "If you're in charge of invitations, why am I calling her?" "Hello, Mrs. Green!" "Hi, it's Monica Geller." " Oh, hello, Monica." " Hi." "It's last-minute, but we've decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today." " My daughters told me when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago." " Okay, I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." " For what, dear?" "For not inviting me, or for lying about it?" "Oh, my God!" "My ass is sweating." "I'm sorry for everything, really." "There's a lot of planning in a baby shower." "I mean, things get overlooked and..." "Phoebe's mother killed herself!" "Why?" "Did you forget to invite her too?" "You're so funny." "Please, please, can you come?" "It starts at 4:00." " Well, all right." "I'll see you at 4:00." " Thank you." " Isn't it at 3:00?" " Son of a bitch!" "The One With the Baby Shower" "Hey!" "Wanna shoot some hoops?" " I'm not covering the tall one today." " Fine." "But she's not that tall." "I'm practicing for an audition to be host of a game show." " Cool!" " Great!" "If I get it, by day, I'll be Dr. Drake Ramoray." "But by night, I'll be Joey Tribbiani!" "You'd be perfect!" "That's your name!" "It would be so great if I got this, because you never know on a soap." "But I could be a game show host forever." "Like Bob Barker." "He's been doing "The Price is Right" for 75 years." "I bet the ratings weren't good for the first 25, before there was television." "This game is really complicated." "You said the same thing about Hungry Hungry Hippos." "Last week, you beat Ben." "Yeah." "I have to be honest with you guys." "He kind of let me win." "The audition's soon, and I don't understand the game." "Do you want help?" "Oh, really?" "That'd be great." "Hey, you guys can be the contestants!" "We can lose to junior-high girls some other time." " All right." "Let's play Bamboozled!" " Bamboozled?" " Isn't that a cool name?" " Yeah!" "All right." "Okay." "Our first contestant is Ross Geller." "Tell us about yourself, Ross." "Well, I'm a paleontologist." "I live in New York." "I have a son, Ben." "Hi, Ben!" "And..." "I said, "a little bit"." "How about you, Chandler?" "I'm a headhunter." "I hook up out-of-work Soviet scientists with rogue Third World nations." "Hi, Rasputin." "Excellent!" "Let's play!" "Chandler, you'll go first." " What is the capital of Colombia?" " Bogotá." "It's Bogotá, but close enough." "You can either pass your turn to Ross or pick a Wicked Wango Card." " What does a Wicked Wango Card do?" " I should know that." "Let's see." "One moment, please..." "Here we are." "A Wicked Wango Card determines if you go higher or lower." "Higher or lower than what?" " This is embarrassing!" " Can you believe how lame this is?" "I'm sorry." "I don't believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other." "I told the stripper to be here at 5." "That's good, right?" "You ordered a stripper?" "That is inappropriate." "Why?" "He's gonna be dressed as a baby." "Oh, hi, Mrs. Green." "I'm so glad you could make it." "Thank you so much." "We're so sorry." "We could not feel worse about it." "Try." "There's my little girl!" " She's still mad." " Yeah, I know." "Isn't it great?" "One less person to make small talk with." " Hi, how are you?" " Yeah, okay." "Phoebe, Sandra's mad at you too." "It doesn't bother you?" "We've apologized twice." "I can't do any more than that." "You hate it when people are mad at you but you just have to be okay with it." "Okay." "I can do that." " I gotta go powder my ass." " Oh." "That face!" "Like when you were in high school." "If I didn't know better, I'd say you're a cheerleader in trouble." "Come, let's get some tea." "Oh, my!" "Look at that." "Only three weeks to go." "Did you pick a nanny?" "If you use your maid, it will split her focus." "Actually, I'm not gonna use a nanny." "And I don't have a maid." "It's like you're a cave person." "You must get a nanny." "You don't know how overwhelming it will be." "When you were a baby, I had Mrs. K." "Mrs. K!" "Oh, yeah, she was sweet." "She taught me Spanish." "I actually think I remember some of it:" "Tu madre está loca." "Such a sweet woman." "And more important, she became a part of our family." "Right, Mrs. K. What did that "K" stand for?" "I have no idea, dear." "She was the nanny." "As great as she was, I can't afford that." "I'm sorry." "Sometimes I forget not everyone has alimony." " Oh, Rachel!" " What?" "I just had a great idea!" "I'm gonna come live with you!" "What?" "What?" "Oh, I'm so happy I'm gonna do this for my little girl." "Look at you." "You have tears in your eyes." "Yes, yes, I do." "Ross is in the lead." "Another question, or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?" "The Wheel has not been my friend tonight, Joey." "I'll take another question." "This is tough." "Hold your breath." "It's okay." "I'm ready." "You gotta hold your breath until you answer." "This is ridiculous!" "He's not gonna..." "Okay." "What do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia?" "Triska..." "Holy cow." "That's a big word." "Tris..." "Look at this." "How do you say that?" " Let me see that." " This one right here." " Triskaidekaphobia." " Fear of Triscuits!" " No!" "No." "Fear of the number 13." " Fear of Triscuits?" "It's possible." "They have really sharp edges." "Chandler, you're up." "I'm entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn." "Yes, yes." "But you can only use it once, so choose wisely." "This is tricky." "I mean, I am in the lead but I would love another shot at the Golden Monkey." " This game makes no sense!" " You're upset because you're losing." "Oh, come on, Ross." "I think we're all losers here." "I would like to hang on to my Angel Pass." "You can either spin the Wheel or pick a Google Card." "Let me think, let me think." "Oh, I don't care." "You must choose." " Either." "It makes no difference." " Choose, you jackass." " I'll take a card." " You picked the Gimme Card!" " You get all of Ross' points!" " What?" "This game is kind of fun!" "You don't think it's crazy you get my points...?" "The contestants aren't supposed to speak to each other." "You wanna open presents?" "People are getting itchy to leave." "And when I say people, I mean me." " Why did you invite my mother?" " What?" "She wants to move in and help care for the baby." " For how long?" " Eight weeks." "I love my mother, but, my God, a long lunch with her is taxing." "I'd be honored if she wanted to live with me." "She can't hear you." "What am I gonna do?" "If you don't want her to move in with you, just tell her." "You're right." "I'm about to have a baby." "I can say I don't want her sleeping on my couch." "She'll wanna sleep in my bed." "This can't happen." "That is right." "Tell her you don't want her to live with you." "Do not take no for an answer." "This is great!" "Now she's gonna be mad at Rachel!" "And I'm just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter she never had." "Oh, honey, you have to let it go." "Okay." "Who doesn't accept an apology?" "It's just so simple." ""I'm sorry, Sandra." "That's okay, I forgive you."" ""And by the way, you're very pretty."" "I have new respect for Chandler." "All right, everybody!" "It's time to open the presents!" "Yes!" "The first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother." "Because you're the most important person in this room!" "And in the world!" "I don't have one because I was invited late." "But thank you so much, dear, for bringing that to everybody's attention." "How about you less important people?" "Let's open your presents!" " It's okay that you didn't get a gift." " I kind of did." "Me!" "Eight weeks of me." "Okay." "See, Mom?" "The truth is, I can do this on my own." "I know you're gonna be a terrific mom." "But you need help at the beginning." "I know what I'm doing." "I can handle it." "Really?" "Remember Twinkles?" "He was a hamster." "I'm not gonna vacuum up my baby!" "Okay, come on, Rach." "It's present time!" "You're the glue holding this party together." "It's kind of falling apart here." " Oh, look!" " Wow!" "This is from work friends." "Oh, my gosh!" "Oh, wow!" "Oh, I know what this is." "Wait a minute." "That can't be right." "Is that a beer bong for a baby?" "Darling, that's a breast pump." "Did I say I was done guessing?" "Okay, thank you for that." "Oh, wow!" "What's this?" " It's a Diaper Genie." " It dispenses clean diapers!" "It's where you put dirty ones." "Why don't you take it outside and throw it in a dumpster?" " You're gonna do that 10 times a day?" " What, it goes 10 times a day?" "Are we feeding this baby Indian food?" "No, dear." "That's what babies do." "Rachel, listen to your mother." "She is very smart." "What will you do with the baby while you trot out to the garbage?" "I don't know, I'd leave it on the changing table?" " What?" "What did I do?" "What did I do?" " You can't leave a baby alone." "Of course, I know that!" "Of course you never leave a baby alone." "It would..." "She wouldn't be safe." "Not as safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy." "Opening the presents is a little overwhelming right now." "I'm gonna maybe open them all a little bit later." "Thank you for coming, for the gifts and this basket is beautiful." " It's actually a bassinet." "Okay, Mommy, don't ever leave me." "In what film is the line:" ""We don't need no stinking badges!"" " Treasure of the Sierra Madre!" " Backwards Bonus." " Madre Sierra the of Treasure!" " Yes!" "What?" "!" "There's extra points for that?" "Fair not that's!" "I'd like to go up the Ladder of Chance to the Golden Mud Hut!" " Wise!" "How many rungs?" " Six!" " That noise can only mean one thing." " Hungry Monkey!" " I'd like a Wicked Wango Card." " It's an audio question." "Name this television theme song:" "Oh, my God." "I know this." "Give me a second." " Tell the Time Turtle!" " Shut up!" " "I Dream of Jeannie"!" " Yes!" "I'd like to spin the Wheel." "Oh, come on!" "Super Speedy Speed Round." " Is there a Hopping Bonus?" " Of course." " Who invented bifocals?" " Franklin!" "Which monarch ruled Great Britain the longest?" "Queen Victoria!" "You forgot to switch legs between questions." "No Hopping Bonus!" "Every time!" " Yeah." "Now over to Chandler." " I'd like a Google Card." " Are you sure?" " Yes!" "No!" "Google!" "Oh, my God!" "Congratulations, Ross!" "Because, Chandler you've been Bamboozled!" " No!" " Yes!" " This is the best game ever!" "You'll stay as long as I need you?" " Of course." " I swear I'm not an idiot." "I read books on pregnancy and giving birth." "I didn't think to read about what to do when the baby comes." "And the baby's coming and I don't know what to do." "Oh, can I throw up in my Diaper Genie?" "Sweetie, you're gonna be fine." " Where you going?" " I'm going to the bathroom." "Now, don't worry." "Everything's gonna be okay." "It is gonna be okay!" "Worth a shot." "Hey!" "Why are you all red and sweaty?" "I just Bamboozled Chandler!" "Which is not a sexual thing." " Well, that was a quick shower." " Not if you were here." "We got good stuff." "We did." "My mom got us the greatest gift of all." "A Play-Doh Barbershop?" "No." "She's going to live with us for eight weeks." "What?" "Yes!" "She's gonna help us take care of the baby!" "You're not serious!" "She's a very nice woman, but we can't take eight weeks of her." " She'll drive us crazy..." " Hi, Ross!" "Hey, roomie!" "Hey, I'm Ray." "I'm the producer of the show." "It's a pleasure to meet you, Ray." "This is Duncan and Erin." "They're gonna help with the audition." " Right, Ray." " Whenever you're ready." "Hello." "I'm Joey Tribbiani." "Let's play Bamboozled!" "Erin, first question." "In hockey, who is known as "The Great One"?" " Gretzky." " Correct!" "Want to pick a Wicked Wango Card or spin the Wheel?" "Didn't your agents give you the revised rules?" "We've eliminated all that." "No wheel." "No cards." "Why?" "It was too complicated." "People didn't follow it." "Complicated?" "!" "Spin the Wheel to go up the Ladder of Chance through the Rainbow Ring to the Golden Monkey." "You yank his tail, and you're in Paradise Pond!" "Yeah." "All that's gone." "It's a simple question- and-answer game now." "Well, what's fun about that?" "You expect me to host a boring game of people answering questions?" "Women in bikinis hold up the scores." "Let's play Bamboozled!" "Put the changing station in the living room." "I'll bring my decorator because I really feel I'm at my best when I'm surrounded by jewel tones." "Sure, who doesn't?" "Oh, and all those dinosaur knickknacks you have..." "They might be better in the garage." " Well, we don't have a garage." " Did I say garage?" "I meant garbage." "You know what?" "Maybe it's not absolutely vital that you live with us." " Well, Rachel needs help with the baby." " I really do." "I don't know anything." "I'm sure that's untrue." "Oh, no?" "Do I know anything about babies?" " No." "Not a thing." " It's frightening." "Even if she doesn't know anything, I do." "And I'll be there to show her." "That's what Rachel's father told me." "You know what he said at 3 a.m.?" ""I'm tired, you take care of it."" "Which I later said to him when he wanted to have sex." "Well, I'm not Rachel's dad." "And no offense, but he's an ass." "I do like you, Ross." "I have a son." "His mother and I didn't live together." "When he was with me, I took care of him all the time, by myself." " That's true." "You do have another child." " Yeah." "With another woman." "Have you no control, Ross?" "That's a different issue." "The point is, when the baby comes, I will be there to feed her and bathe her and change her." "I want to do all those things." " You don't need me to live with you." " Yes!" "Yes." "You're gonna be so missed." " You'll be a great father." " You'll be a wonderful grandma." "Hello?" "I still don't know what the hell I'm doing!" "Every first-time mother feels that way." "You're gonna pick it up." "Hey, you will." "Look, when you first came to the city you were a spoiled, helpless little girl who used Daddy's credit cards!" "I hope you're going somewhere with this." "Look at you." "You're this big executive." "You are very capable." "I have no doubt you're gonna be an incredible mother." " Really?" " I'm telling you." "Thank you." "All right." "I'm gonna get going." "No, sweetheart, stay put." "I'll let myself out." "It's like I'm not here." "Which I almost wasn't." "You're just so funny." "You're so funny." "What do I do?" "Nothing." "You have apologized to her like a million times." "And she's been nothing but terrible to you." "You just threw her daughter a lovely, albeit slightly boring, shower." " And she hasn't even thanked you for it." " You know what?" "You're right." "If you wanna say anything, I'd tell her off." "Really?" "Okay, I will." "Mrs. Green?" "Mrs. Green?" "It is rude not to say goodbye to the host." "When someone apologizes to you, the decent thing to do is to accept it." "What I did wasn't on purpose." "But what you're doing to me now is plain spiteful." " Spiteful?" " Right." "It's time you took a good look in the mirror, young lady!" "Old lady!" "Lady!" "Wrap it up." "Wrap it up." "Wrap it up." "So whenever you're ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you." "Good day." "I can't feel my legs!" "You were fantastic!" "I'm so proud of you." " Yeah?" "I'm proud of me too." " You should be." " Could you get me something to drink?" " You got it!" "Mrs. Green?" "Okay, I'm really sorry!" "I apologize." "If you..." "Okay!" "I bit my tongue!" "But I'm still really sorry!" " Okay, I'm ready." " You sure?" "I've done my studying, and I know my stuff." "All right, then." "Rachel Green, let's play Bamboozled!" "How do you test bathwater temperature?" " Put your elbow in it." " Good!" " How do you let a baby nap?" " Full, dry, on its back, no loose covers." "That's correct!" "There's a Hopping Bonus here, but I don't suggest you take it." "This is an audio question." "What do you do when a baby makes this sound:" "Check if it's wet or hungry, burp it." "Excellent!" "Now do you want another question or a Wicked Wango Card?" " A card!" "A card!" "I pick a card!" " Oh, I'm sorry." "You've been Bamboozled!" "You're gonna be a terrible mother!" "I've lost sight of why we're doing this!" "Please don't walk away." "I've gone too far!" "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" | {
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"Previously on Californication..." " Fuck!" " I thought I saw a green light." " No." " No." "Shut up and fuck me." "Are you OK?" "I don't want to lose the most compelling part of my book, so..." "I'm done talking about Lew." "If you want to see me again, you just have to ask me out." "Holy guacamole!" "I'm this close to booking you a room at Wishes." "What happened to Promises?" "Promises of Malibu is no longer in the Runkle family budget." "Wishes is in Oxnard." "My dirty, little whore of a nose is sorry that she let you down." "I promise we won't have any fun while you're gone." "I'm king of fuck mountain!" "Well, you earned it." "Charlie, where the hell's my daughter?" "She doesn't pick up." "She doesn't call." "Son of a bitch!" "This is rehab, OK?" "I got to tell you all the bad shit I did." "So, what?" "You hocked everything." "Is that it?" "The Cartier love bracelet, the Venetian glass we got on our honeymoon..." "I didn't sell that ceramic bowl they gave us as a wedding present." "Oh, well." "I made that for you." "I know." "It's special as shit to me." "That's for you, by the way." "I made it in art therapy." "Really?" " You're welcome." " Thank you." "I will treasure it always." "Jesus Christ!" "Marce!" "Is there more?" "Is that it?" "What?" "Just the thing with the waiter at the airport Chili's." "Marcy!" "I need to fess up, OK?" "It's part of the process." "There was just a little bit of tongue." "I was gonna get on the plane to see my mother, I swear." "But the guy had some blow." "One thing led to another..." " We made out a little." " Enough." "Just stop, OK?" "If I were doing anything like that, you wouldn't want to hear about it." "You absolutely would not want to know something like that." "Well, I wouldn't say absolutely." "And you were doing something like that." " Remember?" "With Dani?" " You did." "You went off the deep end, and what did I do, Runkle?" "I stood by you." "I forgave your ass." "And that's what he's doing." "I mean, he's here." "He's standing by you." "You know, this is gonna be rough, honey." "You're just in the first week." "But you guys will get through this." "You're gonna be stronger in the places that are broken." "Like Hemingway said." "I don't know what I'd do without you guys." "Well, fortunately, you will never have to find out." "We should go, give them some space." "OK." "Adieu, Cokey Smurf." "You look much better without that giant monkey on your back." " Not good enough." " What?" "You want tongue?" "I want everybody in." "Come on, you too." " What?" " Literally?" "Like a group hug?" " So cute." " Please?" "All right." "Oh, yeah." "That's right." "Feel the love." "I'm feeling the love." "The love is strong." "Something poking me on my left, is what I'm feeling." "I got a broner." "Watch and learn." "Are you swinging on the exhale or the inhale?" "You hooked it." "Gator ball." "A little hook." "OK, if I hit one ball way the fuck over into Houdini's front yard, then you have to tell me, right?" " Everything Janie said about you?" " Yeah." "No way." "I don't interview and tell." "Hook!" "Captain Hook." "Come on, Moody." "It's my fuckin' life." "Not anymore it's not." "It's my book." "Besides, I'm not wagering on this game." "You invented it." "You made up all the bullshit rules." "Run, you cunt!" "That was all right." "It came back." "Kind of a metaphor for life, isn't it, lad?" "Yeah, it's Ashby's world." "We all just live in it." "Come on." "I've been good." "I haven't seen Mia once." "She's been busy doing publicity for this book she wrote." " What is that, a memoir or something?" " Or something." "Come on, give me something for good behaviour!" "All right!" "I can't tell you how I know this, but the Beverly Hills husband, definitely cheating." "No shit." "No shit." "I'll know more when I see her tonight." "You're gonna see her tonight?" "Your labia got in the way of that one." " It's..." "Friday night." " Yeah." "You can't see her tonight." "That's weird." "It's like a... a date." "Two people of the opposite gender can't rendezvous after seven p. m?" " It's automatically a date?" " In Ashby's world." "I like that." "No, Marcy's still out of town, but I could squeeze you in with Oxsana Tuesday at four?" "OK." "Great." "We'll see you then." "Bye." " How's the patient?" " Requiring all my patience." "Listen, Daisy," "I can't thank you enough for filling in like this." "No problem." "It's fun." "Fun?" "Rescheduling all Marcy's appointments, dealing with angry clients..." "Hey, it's a lot easier than getting cum shot in your eye and pretending to like it." "And all week long I've kind of felt special, you know, like one of those girls in the movies who works in an office." "Like The Devil Wears Prada or something." "Yeah, well, those girls all generally get paid." "I am not helping out around here to get paid." "You guys took me in." "You made me a part of your family." "I don't know if "family" is the right word." "You mean cos of our lengthy..." "Don't worry." "I get it." "I know it's never gonna happen again." "You do?" "Yeah!" "Don't sweat it." "I'm already looking for a new place to live." "Well, the guest room is yours until you..." "Excuse me." "Glamorous and important work to do." "You Karen?" "Who's asking?" "I work for Lew Ashby." "You're a long way from Laurel Canyon." "Here." "What?" "What is that?" " It just says "Get in the car."" " He's not one for words." " We'll have you back by eleven." " Back from where?" "What the..." "I can't say exactly." "But I can say it's supremely awesome." "You honestly expect me to get in that car with you?" "What?" "You got something else to do?" "It's Friday night." " Come on." " OK." "You sure about this?" "We could always grab a box of their best Chardonnay and drink it at the bus stop." "You promised you'd take me anywhere I wanted to go tonight." "I did, and I meant it." "But I was thinking more like burgers at the Apple Pan." "So you're a cheap date." "Just because two people of the opposite gender rendezvous after seven p. m." "doesn't necessarily make it a date." "I think Lew would disagree with you on that." "He has." "Yeah." "So he knows we're out tonight?" "She asked because she obviously still gives a damn." "What about you, your husband?" "Where does the one you gave your troth to think you are tonight?" "He took the kids to Legoland for the weekend." " Legoland!" " Legoland." "OK." "All right." "Plus, he feels Venice is too dangerous." "He doesn't like to come here." "Well, in your case, he may be right." "Look at this monstrosity." " I like this one." " You do?" "Yeah, it looks how I feel." "What's that, alienated?" "Nauseous?" "Culturally dispossessed?" "No." "Horny." " Cheese cube." " Hank?" " Hank, are you OK?" "Is he OK?" " It just went down the wrong pipe." "Cheese cube." " Hi." "I'm Janie." " Hi." "Sonja." "Oh, Sonja." "When are you due?" "Oh, God." "Six more weeks." " You look great." " Thank you so much." "So how do you two know each other?" "Look who's here." "Look at that." "The..." "Oh, yeah." "Sonja and I, we have no secrets." "Yeah, Hank is the father." " Alleged father of Sonja's bump." " Wow." "OK." "It's nice that you're here." "I never thought you'd be at a place like this." "This is Julian's gallery." "Oh, no, I did not know that." "OK, and now that you do, you're never gonna get down here again, will you?" "Probably not." "Slippery guy, this one." "Very slippery, yeah." "Who's Julian?" "Julian Self, The Artist Within." "There he is." "Salvador Dalн." "Oh, my God!" "Look at that." "You know what?" "I knew it." "Look how late it is." "You know, we're... hopping from gallery to gallery tonight." ""Gallery-hopping" they call it." "We've got another thing to get to." " I don't think we have another thing." " No, we do." " No, you can't go." " We have a thing." "You cannot leave without saying hello to Julian." " No, I think we can." " Say hello to Julian." "You promised we could do anything I wanted tonight." " I did?" "That doesn't sound like me." " Lead the way." "You don't know me well enough to torture me in this fashion." "Shit, Marcy!" "All the petty cash, too?" "Oh, hey." "Hey, hey, I'm sorry." "Listen." "Look, I know it probably took a lot of courage just to walk in here, but we're closed." "In fact, we don't really even, you know, do men." "Is Daisy here?" "Daisy." "No, listen, pal." "No mбs appointments today." "OK?" "I just..." "I forgot to lock the door is all." "We're going out." " On a date?" " Yeah." "You look amazing." "You do!" "You look..." "I was just meeting your friend." "Sorry, I didn't catch your name." "Steve, this is my boss, Charlie Runkle." " Nice to meet you, Steve." " Nice to meet you." "Have you got a job, Steve?" "Some means of support?" "Oh, yeah, of course." "I work across the street at the Sharper Image." "Sharper Image." "If you're not done with work, I can just wait for you outside." " That would be great." " OK." " Seems nice." " Don't you mean "boring as shit"?" "Thanks for covering for me, by the way." "We both know I'm not really the girl who works at the front desk." "Sure you are." "You're any girl you want to be." "I don't have to go out with this guy." "He asked, and I figured "What the hell?" "Do something normal for a change."" "But I could tell him something came up with work and stay, help you with the books." "Because that wouldn't be at all dysfunctional." "No, no, you should go." "You know, you should go out tonight on a normal date with a normal guy because you're young and normal." "And that's what normal people normally do." "OK." "Don't work too hard." "Don't you fuck him too hard." "Just in time." "I had no idea they started so promptly." "I mean, "Lili Haydn, the Hollywood Bowl, 8:30."" "I take it you don't like the crowds." "I have issues." "Oh, you do?" "So, you think you might stay?" "I might." "I mean, it's a beautiful evening, right?" "Where are we gonna sit?" "Maybe we can squeeze up front." "I know people." "OK." "So do you use flavoured wax for this or just, like, surfboard wax?" "Do you know what hospital you're going to..." "Oh, God, no." "You know what?" "No." "No hospitals." "We're having home water birth." "Eases the birth trauma." "And it's much more sensual for a woman." "It facilitates the birth orgasm." " So in a pool this is gonna happen?" " Yeah." "So you're not expecting so much a boy or girl as a sea-monkey." " Hank." " Amphibious." "It's actually... it's a boy." "We have a home ultrasound machine." "We do it every week." " Did I forget to tell you?" " About the home ultrasound machine?" "Yes, but of course I assumed you had one." "Doesn't everybody?" "I know I do." "Hank hasn't always been so involved in all this pregnancy stuff." "And that is a choice Hank will live to regret." "Jane, have you experienced giving birth?" "Yes." "Yes, I have." "But you haven't experienced a birth orgasm?" "No, I did not." "You know, I think, maybe you should let Julian do a reading for you." "He can gauge your negativity." " No, I'm good." " I think he's gauging it right now." "No, we're good, we have to get going." "We have that next thing." "What thing?" "You don't want to stay and hear more about the birth orgasm?" " Jane..." " What?" " You have very beautiful eyes." " I do?" "Yes, and whatever pain you have experienced in this life, you've obviously transcended." "Are you menstruating right now?" " Am I menstruating?" " And we're done." "All right, that was a good time." "Hank, Hank, come on." "Don't go." "We're having fun." "He didn't mean it." "It wasn't sexual." "Of course it's sexual." "There's nothing wrong with expressing a healthy, respectful interest in someone else's sexuality." "See, I'm married, so..." " Oh, now you're married." " I am." "I'm married." "I think he's suggesting group sex." "I mean, that's it, right?" "By all means." "I mean, look at us." "The four of us have this incredible pansexual chemistry." "You go." "I'm gonna take a bullet for you." " Come here." " Don't resist." "You know what?" "I want it so bad." "I'm just not ready." "I'm not ready." "I'm not ready." "I'll see you soon, OK?" "What the fuck was that?" "I like him." " Daisy, you're back." " Yeah, I was just in the neighbourhood." "I don't understand." "Is your date over already?" "Not exactly." "I kind of blew it off." " Daisy!" " I know!" "I know!" "Highly dysfunctional." "But, you see, I forgot something." "What's that?" "Just how much I love Dirty Dancing." "Friends don't let friends wallow... at least not alone." "So what do you say, Charlie Runkle?" "Are you ready to have the time of your life?" "It is not every day that you meet a man who has impregnated a cult member." "There were a lot of controlled substances involved." "It was only the one time, so..." "So your boys are potent?" "They were." "I've been snipped, vasectomised, had my testes done." " That is some excellent foreplay." " You like that?" "That's my "A" material." "At the end of the night, I come out and announce my infertility." " It's sexy." " It's working for you, huh?" "It is." "It really turns a girl on." "That reminds me." "I've got something of yours." "You left something at my place." "Your notebook." "Well, I hope you filled in all the blanks for me." "Nah, I figured you could do that, maybe follow me back to my place?" "For the proverbial nightcap?" "I'm gonna have to pass on that very tempting offer." " Rejected." " No, don't think of it that way." "Think of it..." "I'm gay." " You're gay?" " I'm a big fat gay." "Why?" "Because I'm married?" "Because you're married and because you're Lew's girl and... cos I'm getting the strangest feeling about you." "Yeah, you are?" "Yeah, I can't believe I'm gonna say this out loud, but I feel that I don't want to make love to you just the once... although I'm sure you would enjoy the shit out of it." "You won't get this chance again." " No?" " No." "Mean." "You're..." "Mean, mean, mean, mean." "You're just mean." "Still, I'm gonna have to say no." "So I'm just, like, what, a story for your book?" "You're not gonna bait me into changing my mind, Janie Jones." "But wait." "Answer me this, though." "What is so sexy about a man who's been vasectomised?" "I don't know." "I guess it shows that you can commit, that you can give your whole heart to someone, make sacrifices to please a woman." "You think a woman made me do this, some castrating female?" "Definitely did this for a woman." "You are not some stray dog, Hank Moody." "You belong to someone." "Takes one to know one." "He throws these huge parties, people come and they drink his booze, and act like they're his friends." "Yeah, I've heard." "Guest of honour never shows." "I'm not sure I can bear to watch the rest of this." "It's pretty much over once Baby comes out of the corner." " Were you even alive in the fall of 1987?" " Of course I was alive." "It was a good time." "I was in the mail room at William Morris." "Marce was still at N.Y.U." "One day, somebody broke into her dorm room." "Some homeless crack addict snuck in and stole all her jewellery, so I thought of a movie that'd cheer her up." "It worked, didn't it?" "We had to go all the way up to 57th Street to see it, some crappy theatre that's not even there anymore." "The Duane Reade across the street, where I went in to buy her Twizzlers and a Diet Coke, that's still there." "Charlie, she'll get better." "She'll be home soon and everything will get back to normal." "Yeah." "Yeah, sure." "She'll quit the Bolivian marching powder." "I'll put my libido back in a box and re-don the suit, then the whole cycle can start over again." "I don't know much about marriage, but it doesn't sound so entirely bad to me." "You're probably right." "What's your choice, right?" "You choose your partner, then you do the dance." "What's the alternative?" "Sit the whole thing out?" " No way." " You can't do that, right?" "And at the very least, I mean... you got to dance the last dance of the season." "I'm not sure that's a very good idea." "What?" "I'm not talking anything carnal, just a simple box step." "I stay in my dance space, you stay in your dance space." "Well, maybe that can work." "Except I'm not very good." "Oh, well, me neither." "Here you are." " Thank you." " Right where you started." " None the worse for wear, huh?" " You're right." "Yeah." "Thank you." "Really, that was such a great night." "And I appreciate it." "Well, it's not just the music, right?" "It's how and when you hear it." " That's it." "Yeah." " OK." "Don't forget your work stuff." "Thank you." "I don't get to say that a lot." "Girls that work at Jumbo's clown room don't usually have briefcases and shit." "Yeah, I can imagine there wouldn't be a whole lot of use for that, right?" "So, Lew, it's been real." " Yikes." "We're gonna shake hands?" " Yes, we are." "It's my date, my rules, right?" "So it was a date?" "Any time two people meet after seven p. m., it's a date, right?" "My thoughts exactly." "What's wrong with people?" "Nobody has the balls to say they're on a date." " Sorry, I can't seem to let go of your hand." " I know." "You kinda, sorta..." "remind me of someone I once knew." "I do?" "You should take her to the Hollywood Bowl, cos that was such a great date." " She would love that." " Maybe I will." "I mean, I used to all the time." " We'd sit in the cheap seats." " That's so nice." " If I ever had another chance..." " Right." "You'd do it different." "Everybody says that, and it's bullshit cos you'd do it just the same." "No, no, no, not me, I swear." "I learn from my mistakes." " You do?" " Totally." "Oh, my God!" "You're insane!" "Hey, I'm sorry." "I lied." "Life's just too fucking boring not to try, OK?" "Right." "That is true." "I will give you that." "Lew, seriously, that was an amazing night." "And let's not ruin it." "I really appreciate it." "I had a great time." "OK?" "Thank you." " I guess I'll take that if it's all I can get." " Oh, my God!" "You're not still trying!" "Sorry." "Truce." "Yeah, truce." "Good, good." "Let's leave on a peaceful note." "Bang." "Oh, my God." "What are you doing, woman?" "You don't have your keys out." "You got all those bags." "You're like one of those victims in a self-defence instructional video." "What are you doing?" "Any deviant could jump out at you at this point and... then a stranger could be waiting." " There is a strange guy waiting for me." " Who?" "Me?" " Yeah!" " What?" "Are you stalking me?" "Stalking you?" "No, if I was stalking you," "I wouldn't have to ask you where you've been tonight." "Are you asking me that?" "You don't have to tell me." " Good." "Cos I won't." " Don't you want to know where I've been?" "Because I have been somewhere tonight." " No, not especially." " No, I want to tell you." "Let me just tell you what I did not do, OK?" "I went on a date with this beautiful, amazing woman, no, no!" "And I did not have sex with her." " Not?" " Yeah." "I just cock-blocked myself." "I remained chaste." "I kept my eye on the big picture." "I exercised some impulse control." "Till the moment that you had to get in your car and drive here and tell me about it?" "That impulse I did not control." "I wanted to share that with you." "Well, thank you." "I'm gonna..." " I'm gonna go." " Well..." " Why are you looking at me like that?" " How am I looking at you?" "Like you want a reward or something." "You have something?" "I have a little biscuit." " You have a biscuit?" " A little cookie for you." "Hank." "That was very rewarding." "I just had to check to see if I could still break through that impulse control of yours." "Apparently, you can." "Thank God." "Is Becca really at a friend's house tonight?" "She's not with Damien?" " No." " Come on." "Are you fucking insane?" "No, but you obviously are." "I don't want to talk about it." "Well, OK, what do you want to talk about?" "I..." "You know..." "I want to know about your date." "Did you really just shut that poor woman down?" "Just shut her down, yeah." "Just..." "I was the boss." " I did kiss her, but I didn't go inside." " Gross." " I'm just saying." " Gross." "But I refrained." "You refrained from tapping that ass?" "I refrained from tapping that ass." "Was that a first?" "We still don't know why you were so late returning to home tonight." " Big night at the book club, was it?" " Yes." "Did you O.D. on oestrogen and had to come home for a little..." " I was actually on a date." " Oh, Jesus." "That's gross." " And it was quite fun." " Now you're disgusting." " I don't want to hear that shit." " You do." "You're gonna hear about it unless you can... unless you can stop me." "Can you stop me?" "What is that?" "That's a male member." "I thought you'd met." "No, no, no, no." "Hank, that." "What is that?" "That's..." "That's my groin." "It's like a lump or something." "Yeah." "Well, did you always have that?" "Hank?" | {
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"Hey, buddy." "You don't waste time, do you?" "I try not to." "Well, you need help?" "Sure." "Would you like to tell us... what the hell that was all about?" "I don't like good-byes." "Kind of the point of a goodbye party, John." "Went to a certain amount of trouble, you know?" "Could've at least stayed a few minutes, huh?" "Eaten some of the food we so feverishly prepared?" "I apologize, Harry." "But why are you moving so quickly?" "You only resigned a couple of days ago." "You got the history chair at Stanford." "I wish." "Well, taquitos, chicken wings," "Roastie-toasties and beer." "If we'd had more time," "We'd have done something a little more grandiose." "Candlelight dinner at Mcdonald's." "Strippers." "Taquitos are fine." "A'right." "Art's gonna be along, too." "He's, uh, talking to a student." "Pfft." "Is George taking over for you?" "George or Trimbell" " Has the Dean made up his mind?" "He hasn't called." "My god!" "Wh-What is this?" "It looks like a Van Gogh," "But I've never seen it before." "Is that an original, John?" "No, it's just a gift someone gave me." "Still, it's a superb copy." "Contemporaneous, I think," "May I take a closer look?" "Please, yeah." "Yeah, it's the same stretcher as Van Gogh used." "Yeah, there's writing on the back in french." "Oh, "To my friend Jacque Borne."" "Wonder who that was?" "Someone he knew, I guess." "Brilliant deduction, sherlock." "Surely you'll have this looked at, appraised?" "Well, maybe sometime," "But I wouldn't really want money for it." "That does it." "Put that stuff in the kitchen." "No, I'm gonna put it in the bathroom, John." "Gas is off, electricity's on." "Get comfortable while you can." "The furniture's going this afternoon." "It's been years since I sat on a floor." "Heh." "I can't remember her name." "Eh, it's good for the back." "Can we do yoga exercises?" "Tantric yoga, we can." "( Chuckles )" "So you're leaving good old "We teach you"?" "Rather suddenly, you must admit." "Truth time, John." "Is there a problem?" "No." "Oh, come on, you know we wanna help." "That's appreciated, but really" "There's no problem." "Well, now I am curious." "Where are you going?" "Givin' up tenure... a decade of professorship," "In line to chair the department," "And you don't know where you're going?" "Call it cabin fever." "After a while, I get itchy feet." "I've done this before." "No, no, no, you're too young to have done this before." "And he hasn't aged a day in ten years." "Every woman on the faculty" "Would give anything to have that secret." "Is that what they're after, Edith?" "Oh, stop, Harry." "( Giggles )" "Wow, can you pull this?" "What the hell?" "What do you hunt?" "Deer, mostly." "Around big bear." "With a bow and arrow?" "Most people can't bag a deer" "With a rifle and a telescopic sight." "Though, good eatin'." "The best wild game." "Lives naturally, eats naturally." "Well, it's beautiful." "( Motor hums )" "Art." "Ah." "So, can I get an "a" for awesome?" "Oh, my gosh." "( Chuckles )" "That was fun." "Hey, John." "You know Linda." "You had her last semester." "Hi." "Hey." "She's one of my victims now." "I'm taking her home." "She wanted to come by and say hello goodbye." "Is Art as tough as I hear?" "Oh, archaeology's tough." "Dr. Jenkins is a fine teacher." "Oh, that's very politic." "It's very true." "Uh-huh." "Something for you to read on the road, pal." ""Shadows of the cave:" "parallels to early man."" "Author:" "M. Jenkins." "Publish or perish." "I'd rather read" "Than write another one." "Thank you." "Hi." "Oh, everybody, this is Linda." "Linda, this is everybody." "Linda." "Hi." "So." "Where you going, John, like we give a damn?" "We've already covered that." "John's got itchy feet." "There are over-the-counter remedies for that, John." "( Laughs )" "So there is a problem." "No." "I just like to move on now and then." "It's a personal thing." "Well, not to pry." "I'm sorry I don't have more to offer you." "Got conversation, some seats for your behinds," "And, uh..." "Is he ducking out on us again?" "...I do have this." "Oh ho ho!" "Johnny Walker Green!" "( Laughs ) didn't even know they made it in green." "What do they pay you?" "Nothing is too good for my friends." "But I'm sorry" " We are down to plastic cups now." "That's a sacrilege I'll tolerate." "I will do the honors." "Oh, come to papa." "Ooh!" "Here, cups, cups." "There we go." "Step on in here." "There ya go... one for the birthday boy" " Excuse me." "Art?" "No, not for me." "Oh, no, I don't drink." "( Laughs ) we're not gonna card you, darling." "All right, here, join the circle at least." "Well, to long life and good fortune" "To our esteemed friend" "And colleague, John Oldman." "May he find undeserved bliss" "Wherever he goes." "Here, here." "Skael." "Na zdorovye." "One off the top, John." "Mm!" "Oh, that's good." "Excuse me." "John, we're all sorry to see you go." "Truly." "Okay." "Now we're done with that," "What do we do for the rest of the afternoon?" "Anyone got a good topic?" "Like this, maybe?" "Heh." "What is that?" "It's a burin of a parrot beak." "Inclined chisel point... probably early magdalenian." "May I see that?" "Sure." "Yes indeed, that's what it is." "What's a burin?" "A burin is a flint tool" "For grooving wood and bone, antlers especially," "To make spear and harpoon points." "Magdalenians weren't noted for flint work," "So this is a very nice specimen." "Okay, what's a magdalenian?" "A later Cro-magnon," "Without gettin' technical." "It's the final culture of the upper paleolithic." "If stones could speak, eh, Art?" "So where'd you get that, John?" "Believe it or not, from a thrift shop" " A quarter." "You lucky dog!" "I gotta go digging for this kind of stuff." "Can I, uh...?" "Yeah." "Huh." "Maybe..." "I'm glad you did this." "Did what?" "You mean come over?" "Maybe?" "Definitely." "Gee, thanks." "Well, so are we." "So are we." "We couldn't let you just run off." "Thanks." "John, what is up, huh?" "Are you on america's most wanted?" "We won't turn you in." "Yeah, come on, out with it." "You're among friends." "Snoopy friends." "Forget it." "You are creating the mystery here." "Obviously, you have something you'd like to say." "Say it!" "Well, maybe I... ten, nine, eight, seven..." "Harry, stop." "There is something I'm tempted to tell you, I think." "I've never done this before, and I wonder how it'll pan out." "( Harry chuckles )" "I wonder if I could ask you a silly question." "John, we're teachers." "We answer silly questions all the time." "Hey!" "What if a man from the upper paleolithic" "Survived until the present day?" "What do you mean, survived?" "Never died?" "Yes." "What would he be like?" "Well, I know some guys." "You ever been to the ozarks?" "It's an interesting idea." "What, are you working on a science fiction story?" "Say I am." "What would he be like?" "Pretty tired." "( Laughter )" "Well, seriously," "As Art's book title suggests," "He might be like any of us." "Dan." "A caveman?" "Well, there's no anatomical difference" "Between, say, a Cro-magnon and us." "Except that as a rule, we've grown taller." "What's the selective advantage of height?" "Better to see predators in tall grass, my dear." "Actually, tall and skinny" "Radiates heat more effectively in warmer climates." "And as for neanderthals," "I mean, we've all seen apish people." "That strain's still with us." "But he'd be a caveman." "No, he wouldn't." "John's hypothetical man" "Would have lived through 140 centuries... yeah, roughly." "...and changed with every one of them." "I mean, assuming normal intelligence." "Well, we think men of the upper paleolithic" "Were as intelligent as we are." "They just didn't know as much." "John's man would have learned as the race learned." "In fact, if he had an inquiring mind," "His knowledge might be astonishing." "If you do write that, let me have a look at it." "I'm sure you'll make some anthropological boners." "It's a deal." "What would keep him alive?" "What does the biologist say?" "Cigarettes." "And ice cream. ( Laughs )" "All right, all right, I'll play." "All right, um, in science fiction terms," "I would say... perfect regeneration of the body's cells," "Especially in the vital organs." "Actually, the human body appears designed" "To live about 190 years." "Most of us just die of slow poisoning." "Maybe he did something right," "Something everybody else in history had done wrong." "What, like eat the food," "Drink the water, and breathe the air?" "Prior to modern times," "Those were pristine." "We've extended our lifespan in a world that's, uh... not fit to live in." "You know, it could happen." "The pancreas turns over cells every 24 hours," "The stomach lining in three days," "The entire body in seven years," "But the process falters." "Waste accumulates, eventually proves fatal to function." "Now if a quirk in his immune system" "Led to perfect detox," "Perfect renewal, then yeah." "He could duck decay." "Mm, that's a secret we'd all love to have." "Would you really want to do that?" "Live 14,000 years?" "Well, if I could stay healthy and I didn't age," "I mean, why not?" "Yeah." "What a chance to learn." "Is anyone hungry?" "You know, the more I think about it, yeah, it's possible." "Anything is possible, right?" "After all, one century's magic, another century's science." "They thought Columbus was a nut job, right?" "Pasteur, Copernicus?" "Aristarchus long before that." "Right." "I had a chance to sail with columbus," "Only I'm not the adventurous type." "I was pretty sure the earth was round," "But at that point, I still thought" "He might fall off an edge someplace... look around, John." "We just did." "I suppose there's a joke in there somewhere," "But I don't get it." "There's nothing to get." "What are we talking about?" "We were just talking about a caveman" "Who survives until the present time." "As you said, what a chance to learn," "Once I learned to learn." "Did you start the whiskey before we got here?" "Pretend it's science fiction." "Figure it out." "Okay, a--( Laughs )-- Very old Cro-magnon" "Living until the present." "( Grunts loudly )" "Oh!" "( Laughing )" "What?" "John just confided that he's 14,000 years old." "Oh, John, you don't look a day over 900." "Okay, okay." "All right, spock, I'll play your little game." "What do you want?" "What's the punch line?" "Every ten years or so, when people start" "To notice I don't age, I move on." "That's very good, that's very quick, John." "I wanna read that story when you're done." "You want more?" "By all means." "This is great." "All right, now... ( laughs )" "So you think that you are a... a, uh, Cro-magnon." "Well, I didn't learn it in school." "That's my best guess," "Based on archaeological data, maps, anthropological research." "Since mesopotamia," "I've got the last..." "4,000 years straight." "You're ahead of most people, so please, go on." "Well, you know the background stuff," "So I'll make it brief." "In what I call my first lifetime," "I aged to about 35... what you see." "I ended up leading my group." "They saw me as magical." "I didn't even have to fight for it." "Then fear came, and they chased me away." "They thought that I was" "Stealing their lives away to stay young." "The prehistoric origin of the vampire myth." "That is good!" "First thousand years," "I didn't know up from sideways." "How do you know the first thousand years?" "An informed guess, based on what" "I've learned in my memories." "Most people can scarcely remember their childhood," "But you have memories of that time?" "Like yours, selective." "You know, the high points, the low points, traumas." "They stick in the mind forever." "Put down at 3 or 35, you still feel a twinge." "Go on." "I kept getting chased because I wouldn't die," "So I got the hang of joining new groups I found." "I also got the idea of periodically moving on." "We were semi-Nomadic, of course," "Following the weather and the game we hunted." "The first 2,000 years were cold." "We learned it was warmer at lower elevations." "Late glacial period, I assume." "What was the terrain like?" "Mountainous." "Vast plains to the west." "West--Something you learned in school." "Towards the setting sun." "I suspect I saw the british isles" "From what is now the french coast." "Huge mountains... on the other side of an enormous deep valley" "That was shadowed by the setting sun." "This is before they were separated" "From the continent by rising seas, as glaciers melted." "That happened?" "Yes, the end of the pleistocene." "So far, what he says fits." "Oh, yeah, into any textbook." "And that's where I found it." "How can I have knowledgeable recall" "If I didn't have knowledge?" "It's all retrospective." "All I can do is integrate my recollections" "With modern findings." "Caveman, you gonna hit me over the head with a club" "And drag me into the bedroom?" "You'd be more fun conscious." "Oh, John." "Let me get this straight." "We're not talking about reincarnation." "You're not saying that you remember" "Whatever the hell it would be, 200 separate lifetimes, dying" "And being born again and yada yada?" "One lifetime." "Some lifetime." "Wow." "Maybe there is something to this reincarnation thing." "You're supposed to come back" "Again and again, learn and learn," "And somehow, John, you just managed" "To bypass all the other bodies." "Well, what's the point?" "What about oceans?" "Didn't see them till much later." "So how would you know an ocean from a lake?" "Big waves-- Something else" "I can only surmise in retrospect." "Were you curious about where it all came from?" "We would look up at the sky and wonder." ""There's gotta be some big guys up there." "What else made all this down here?"" "At first I thought" "There was something wrong with me" "Maybe I was a bad guy for not dying." "Then I began to wonder if I was cursed" "Or perhaps blessed." "Then I thought maybe I had a mission." "Do you still think you do?" "God works in mysterious ways." "I think I just happened." "( Phone ringing )" "( Laughs )" "Wow." "Hello?" "Yes, ellie?" "What's wrong?" "Sandy?" "Coming." "Yeah?" "Do we have ellie's midterm here?" "Yeah, sorry." "I picked it up with the periodicals." "Got it." "No, you're worried about your parents?" "Don't--Don't worry." "You passed, c+." "Take care of yourself." "Good kid." "What does pre-Med need with history?" "Got it." "Thank you." "Sorry, guys." "John, please continue." "Come on, I thought we were done with that." "No!" "Let's go on with it." "It's interesting." "Besides, I think he's making a certain amount of sense." "Like hegel" " Logic from absurd premises." "That Van Gogh?" "He gave it to me." "I was, uh, jacque bourne at the time," "A pig farmer." "A pig farmer?" "( Laughing )" "I like to work with my hands." "He would come out to the place, paint." "We talked about capturing nature in Art." "Turner, cezanne, pissarro." "Oh, the nolde landscapes." "Not in Van Gogh's time." "He would have loved them, though." "Yes." "Well, I don't understand" "Why you can't remember where you're from." "Geography hasn't changed." "I learned that in" "Professor hensen's tepid lectures." "But you're right." "Where did you live when you were five years old?" "Little rock." "Your mother, she took you to the market?" "Mm-hmm." "What direction was it?" "From your house." "I don't know." "How far?" "Um, three blocks." "Were there any references" "That stuck in your mind?" "Well, there was a gas station" "And a big field." "I was told I could never go there alone." "And if you went back there today," "Would it be the same?" "No." "I'm sure it's all different and built up." "Thus the saying-- "You can't go home again"" "Because it isn't there anymore." "Picture it on my scale" "I migrated through an endless flat space" "Full of endless new things" "Forests, mountains, tundra, canyons." "My memory sees what I saw then." "My eye sees freeways, urban sprawl," "Big macs under the eiffel tower." "Early on, the world got bigger and bigger," "And then... think what I've had to unlearn." "And now you're moving on." "As you've said, there's talk of my not aging," "And when that happens, I move on." "Well, it might make sense to set up your next identity," "Your next ten years, and then just drop into it." "I've done that a few times," "Even passed as my own son." ""Oh, you're an engineer, too?" "You're ben's son." "He was a good man."" "Saves trouble with credentials and references." "On the other hand, I've been busted a few times." "Spent a year in jail, Belgium, 1862" "I won't forget that" "For faking a government application." "When'd you come to america?" "1890, right after Van Gogh's death," "With some french immigrants... moving on." "An answer for every question." "Except one, John." "Why're you doing this?" "A whim." "Maybe not such a good idea." "I... wanted to say goodbye to you as me," "Not what you thought I was." "Well, since this isn't funny," "We think you might have a problem." "A very serious problem." "I've got boxes to move." "I'll give you a hand." "Wouldn't you have some relic, an artifact" "To remind you of your early life?" "Like this, maybe?" "Thrift shop." "Really." "If you lived 100... 1,000 years... would you still have this?" "What would cause you to keep it?" "As a memento to your beginnings," "Even if you didn't have" "The concept of beginnings?" "It would be gone, lost." "No." "I don't have artifacts." "Keep that." "Interesting." "You could have lied about that." "Don't talk about me while I'm gone." "Is he serious?" "If he is, I'm sorry to say he's... oh, how could he have concealed that for ten years?" "Least he doesn't appear to be dangerous." "What are you doing?" "Checkin' for a hidden mic." "Candid camera." "He's fabricating these wild stories." "I've never seen him acting like this." "Oh, it's crazy." "All right, all right, as soon as you can, then." "I love you, you know." "I know." "Since my first week at the office." "And?" "I care very much about you," "But now you know what you'd be getting into." "Do you really think you're a caveman?" "Do you?" "Could you love me," "Or don't you believe in that anymore?" "I've gotten over it too many times." "Fond of you... certainly attracted to you." "That's it?" "I can work with that." "If what I'm saying is true," "You and any children will age." "I won't." "And one day I'll leave." "You'll go back to your May-December romances." "The simple fact is" "That I can't give you forever." "How long's forever?" "Who ever really has it?" "My parents split up before I was born," "And then my mom's next marriage lasted" "What, a whole three years?" "Then there's death, illness, acts of god... no one knows how long they have." "Or how little." "I love you." "Take whatever you can get." "Like ten years?" "Ah!" "Ha ha ha!" "( Yells )" "Uhn!" "Oh." "Why did you do that?" "I wanted to see how fast you were." "Check your reflexes." "I don't have eyes in the back of my head," "I can't hear a flea walking," "I am not in any way superman." "Well, I'm a second-degree black belt." "Give it another thousand years." "Well." "I got it, I got it, I got it." "Jesus." "Smooth demonstration, Harry." "Sit on it, Dan." "I still have questions." "I-I do too, John." "I mean, are we done with prehistory yet?" "Remember any of your original language?" "A little." "One thing hasn't changed much... ( wolf whistles )" "Did you ever do any cave Art?" "Do you know the rock Art at les eyzies?" "Mm-hmm." "It was the work of a man named... giraud." "He did a pretty good job." "He would draw the animals" "That we hoped to find to eat." "One day after a fruitless hunt," "Our chief stomped his teeth out" "Because his magic had failed him." "After that, someone had to chew his food for him." "Finally, he got" " I suspect" "An infected jaw," "And he was abandoned." "That's awful." "You have to know what to kill." "Is this why all your students" "Say your knowledge of history is... so amazing?" "No, that's mostly based on study." "Remember, it's one man, one place at a time," "My solitary viewpoint" "Of a world I knew almost nothing about." "Well, let's talk about" "What you say you do know about" "Historical times." "Don't encourage him." "Edith." "Next few thousand years, it got warmer." "A few thousand years" "See, now, I know you're guessing." "You can't get there from here, Art." "Well then, pray, continue." "We hunted reindeer, mammoths" "Bison, horses," "The game retreated northward" "As the climate changed," "You got the idea of growing food" "Rather than gathering it," "Raising animals rather than hunting them." "Am--Am I getting warm, here?" "I bet I am." "Lakeside living becomes commonplace," "Fishing, fowling" " Come on!" "John, this is out of any textbook." "Even yours." "You got most of it right." "Eventually I headed to the east." "I'd grown curious about the world." "I'd gotten the hang of going it alone," "Learning how to fit in when I wanted to." "East." "Towards the rising sun?" "Yes." "I thought it might be warmer there." "That's when I saw an ocean." "The mediterranean, probably." "It was around the beginning of the bronze age," "So I followed the trade routes from the east," "Copper, tin," "Learning languages as I went." "Everywhere, creation myths," "New gods, so many, so different." "I finally realized that it was... probably all hogwash," "So I was sumerian for 2,000 years," "Then finally babylonian under hammurabi." "Great man." "And I sailed as a phoenician for a time." "See, moving on had been easier as a Hunter-Gatherer... difficult when villages emerged," "Tougher still in city states where authority was centralized." "Strangers were suspect." "It seemed as though I was always moving on." "I learned some new tricks" "Even faked my death a couple of times." "I continued east" "To india," "Luckily at the time of the Buddha." "Luckily." "Most extraordinary man I've ever known." "He taught me things" "I'd never thought about before." "You studied... with the Buddha?" "Until he died." "He knew there was something different about me." "I never told him." "This is fascinating." "I almost wish it were true." "Yeah, if it was true, why are you telling us?" "I mean, we might leave here today," "Go out there, tell everybody." "It would vanish in disbelief." "A story that goes around the room." "No credibility." "Even if I could make you believe me," "In a month, you wouldn't." "Some of you would call me a psychopath," "Others would be angry at a pointless joke." "Some of us are angry now." "This--This was a bad idea." "Uh, I love you all, and I do not want" "To put you through anything." "Then why are you doing it?" "'Cause I wanted to say goodbye" "As yourself." "I think you've done that," "Whoever that self is." "Easy, Edith." "We're just grading his homework." "I see what's going on." "You're playing the good cop, Dan." "That's fine." "Just enjoy it." "All right, I think this whole thing is just a crock!" "I should leave, but I'm gonna stay." "You know why?" "'Cause I wanna see what this is all about." "So do I. What is this all about?" "Let's ask Dr. Freud, who's just arrived." "Hey, will!" "Will!" "Art." "Hey." "John!" "I'm glad I caught you." "Someone mentioned that you were leaving" "Called you, told you that I've lost it." "Glad you're here." "Things are going in unexpected directions." "Yes, so I hear." "Hi." "Are you hungry?" "Uh, thank you, no." "Whiskey?" "Johnny walker green." "Oh, yes." "( Closes door )" "You look very familiar, my dear." "Linda murphy." "I'm in your tuesday psych 1 class, Dr. Gruber." "Ah, well, this lesson may be something" "I could not have imagined." "I regret being so obvious about this, John," "But these people are all very concerned for you." "Yes, I'm cutting out paper dinosaurs." "I really wish I'd been here from the beginning." "Me too." "Let me just say something right now." "There's absolutely no way in the whole world" "For John to prove this story to us," "Just like there's no way for us to disprove it." "No matter how outrageous we think it is," "No matter how highly trained some of us think we are," "There's absolutely no way to disprove it." "Our friend is either a caveman, a liar, or a nut." "So while we're thinking about that," "Why don't we just go with it?" "I mean, hell, who knows," "He might jolt us into believing him," "Or we might jolt him back to reality." "Believing?" "Whose reality?" "So... you're a caveman." "Yes." "Uh... uh, I was a Cro-magnon, I think." "You don't know if you're a caveman or not?" "No, I'm sure about that." "A Cro-magnon, then." "When did you first realize this?" "When the Cro-magnon was first identified," "When anthropology gave them a name," "I had mine." "Well, please continue." "I'm sure you must have more to say." "Would you like me to lie on the couch?" "( Laughs ) as you wish." "As a physician, I'm curious." "In this enormous lifetime you describe," "Have you ever been ill?" "Sure, as much as anyone." "Seriously ill?" "Sometimes." "Of what?" "Do you know?" "In prehistory, I can't tell you." "Maybe pneumonia once or twice." "Last few hundred years," "I've gotten over typhoid, yellow fever," "Smallpox..." "I survived the black plague." "Bubonic?" "Oh, that's terrible." "More so than history describes." "And smallpox" " But you're not scarred." "I don't scar." "No, John, that is not possible." "Please, let's take John's story" "At face value and explore it from that perspective." "If he doesn't scar, it's no stranger than the rest." "John, would you please stop by my lab," "Suffer a few tests from" "Your friendly neighborhood biologist." "I'm leery of labs." "Afraid I might go in and stay for a thousand years" "While cigarette smoking men try to figure me out." "You don't think that I would betray you?" "Walls have ears." "Medical tests might be a way of proving what you say." "I don't wanna prove it." "So you're telling us this," "The yarn of the century," "And you don't care if we believe it or not?" "I guess I shouldn't have expected you to." "You're not as crazy as you think I am." "Amen." "I've always liked you." "Why, thank you, dear." "Now that's changing." "Surely you don't believe this nonsense." "I think we should remain courteous to someone" "Who we've known and trusted, Edith." "Here you sit--You can't break his story." "All you can do is thumb your nose at it." "Is that what you're doing, John?" "Are you laughing at us inside?" "I wish you didn't feel that way." "What you're saying-- It offends common sense." "So does relativity, quantum mechanics" "That's the way nature works." "But your story doesn't fit into nature as we know it." "But we know so little, Dan." "We know so little." "How many of you know" "Five geniuses in your field" "That you disagree with... one you would like to strangle?" "Strangle them all." "It's bad enough we have to listen" "To Harry's idiotic jokes." "Thank you very much, Edith." "Maybe when I'm 110, I'll be as smart as you are." "If you lived as long as John did," "You still wouldn't grow up." "Come on, guys." "Take it easy." "How often do we get to meet someone" "Who says he's a stone age man?" "Well, once is enough." "Edith." "All right." "A guy with your mind" "You'd have studied a great deal." "I have ten degrees, including all of yours... except yours, will." "That makes me feel a trifle lilliputian." "That's over the span of 170 years." "I got my biology degree at oxford in 1840," "So I'm a little behind the times." "The same in other areas" "I can't keep up with the new stuff that comes along." "No one can." "Not even in their specialty." "So much for the myth" "Of the super-wise, all-knowing immortal." "I see your point, John." "No matter how long a man lives," "He can't be in advance of his times." "He can't know more than the best of the race knows," "If that--I mean, when the world learned it was round," "You learned it." "It took some time." "News traveled slowly" "Before communications were fancy." "There were social obstacles," "Preconceptions, screams from the church." "Ten doctorates." "That's impressive, John." "Did you teach them?" "Some." "You might have all done the same." "Living 14,000 years didn't make me a genius." "I just had time." "Time." "We can't see it, we can't hear it," "We can't weigh it, we can't measure it in a laboratory." "It's a subjective sense of becoming" "What we are instead of what we were a nanosecond ago," "Becoming what we will be in another nanosecond." "The hopis see time as a landscape," "Existing before and behind us," "And we move" " We move through it," "Slice by slice." "Clocks measure time." "No, they measure themselves." "The objective referent of clock is another clock." "How very interesting." "What has it got to do with John?" "Oh, he--He might be a man" "Who lives outside of time as we know it." "Yes, uh, well." "People do go around armed these days." "If I shot you, John-- You're immortal?" "Would you survive this?" "I never said I was immortal, just old." "I might die." "And then you could wonder" "The rest of your incarcerated life what you shot." "Well, uh, may I?" "( Sighs )" "Preferable to a gun." "Will, that was a bit much." "Ooh." "Books." "Doctorates." "Yes, you have grown and changed." "But there is always innate nature." "Wouldn't you be more comfortable" "Squatting in the backyard?" "Sometimes I do, will." "Look up at the stars." "Wonder." "And what did primitive man make of them?" "A great mystery." "There were gods up there then." "Shamans who knew about them told us." "They still do." "Have you ever wished it would end?" "No." "Fourteen thousand years." "Injuries, illness, disasters." "You've survived them all." "You're a very lucky man." "( Knocks )" "Come in." "John Oldman?" "Yes." "Charity now." "We're here to pick up the furniture." "It's all yours." "Here, take this chair." "I'm gonna go drink in the corner." "You're, uh... you're donating it?" "Everything?" "I'll get more." "Do you always travel this light?" "It's the only way to move." "Oh, you" "You've talked a good deal" "About your extraordinary amount of living." "What do you think of dying, John?" "Do you fear death?" "Who wouldn't?" "How did primitive man regard death?" "Well, we had the practical concept." "You know, we stopped," "Fell down, didn't get up," "Started to smell bad, come apart." "Injuries we could understand" "If someone's insides were all over the ground." "Infections... they were, uh, mysterious." "Aging... the biggest mystery of all." "You realized you were different." "Longer to realize how I was different," "To find a way to synthesize" "My experience into a view of myself." "At first, I thought everybody had" "Something wrong with them." "They got old and they died, animals, too... but not me." "( Coughs pointedly )" "Oh, forgive me, my dear." "You live simply." "I've owned castles, but why leave a lot" "If you're always leaving?" "I have money." "What, you get into att at 50 cents, John?" "As one grows older," "The days, weeks, months go by more quickly." "What does a day or a year" "Or a century mean to you?" "The birth-death cycle?" "Turbulence." "I meet someone," "Learn their name, say a word, they're gone." "Others come like waves." "Rise, fall." "Ripples in a wheat field, blown by the wind." "Do you ever get tired of it all?" "I get bored now and then." "They keep making the same stupid mistakes over and over." "Hey." "Then you see yourself" "As separate from the rest of humanity." "I didn't mean it that way." "But of course..." "I am." "( Chuckles )" "Are you comfortable knowing that you have lived" "While everyone you knew-- Everyone you knew, John!" "" "Has died?" "I've regretted losing people... often." "Have you ever felt guilt about that" "Something akin to survivor's guilt?" "In the strict psychological sense?" "I suppose I have." "Yeah." "But what can I do about it?" "Indeed." "I'm sorry, ma'am." "Gentlemen, I'm" "I'm gonna keep the couch." "Thanks." "Ladies?" "Will?" "Oh, no... you've got a heart condition." "Don't grump about it." "Hey, how about changing the subject, will?" "Enough with the-- With the dying." "But this is the flip side of his coin, Harry." "I'm very curious to know his feelings." "Would you prefer I asked him about his father?" "I thought you always started with" ""Tell me about your mother."" "Yes, but prehistory was strongly patriarchal." "Surely you remember your father." "I seem to remember a figure," "Perhaps an older brother, a social father, maybe." "Well, no matter." "I can scarcely remember mine." "Do you feel a vacancy" "In your life about that, John," "Something you wish could be filled" "By a face, a voice, an image?" "Not at this late date." "There must be someone-- Probably many" "That you valued intensely." "Loved." "You saw them age and die" "A friend, a colleague, a wife." "Certainly you've had wives and children?" "I'd move on." "I had to move on." "Making him history's biggest bigamist." "( Chuckles softly )" "Have you ever in your life thought" ""It should have been me"?" "Maybe." "Yeah, Art has told me" "That some of your early fellows" "Feared you were stealing their lives." "Have you thought that perhaps you were?" "Perhaps you are!" "There have always been legends of such a thing," "A creature not quite human" "Taking not the blood, but the life force itself?" "My god, will." "Unconsciously, perhaps," "By some biological or psychic mechanism" "That we can only guess at." "I'm not saying you would do such a thing deliberately." "I'm not saying that you would even know how to... would you?" "But would such a thing be fair?" "So you believe me now?" "I'm only exploring what you have said." "Whether I believe it or not is of no importance." "We will die... you will live." "Will you come to my funeral, John?" "Hey, will... you've gone too far." "John didn't ask to be what he is." "And we did not ask to hear about it." "But if it were true," "Is there one among us who would not feel envy," "Even perhaps a touch of hatred?" "You told us of yourself, John." "Can you imagine how we feel?" "I never thought of that." "Since you may not die," "While we most assuredly will... there must be a reason for that, no?" "Perhaps you are an expert." "Uh, that's it, Mr. Oldman." "Have a good one." "Thank you." "You too." "Or are you a vampire, John?" "Even an unknowing one." "Do you stand alive and tall" "In a graveyard that you helped to fill?" "That's going too far." "Bored, perhaps lonely, because your heart" "Cannot keep its treasures." "Is that what you're doing?" "Have you led a wrongful life?" "Well, then, perhaps... it is time to die." "Wait a minute, now." "Look, I don't know what John is doing," "But I sure as hell don't like what you're doing." "Give me that gun or I'm gonna break your goddamn arm." "You sound like our football coach, Dan." "What do you think, John?" "A shot to the arm?" "Perhaps we could watch it heal." "A bullet in the head" "What exactly will happen?" "I have papers to correct." "As much as I dislike that job," "It'll be preferable to this." "I leave you with it." "Jesus Christ." "What the hell was that all about?" "Where'd he get a gun?" "He had you on the ropes, John." "Are you really so damn smart?" "It's not like will." "Mary passed away yesterday." "Who?" "His wife." "She had, uh, pancreatic cancer." "Will!" "I didn't know about mary." "I'm sorry." "I can see how this might have hit you." "Please, permit me to be infantile by myself." "Will, please." "( Starts car )" "What the hell were you thinking, Art?" "Oh, come on." "Something had to be done." "I have to say I agree." "And he's our friend." "Whatever else on earth is going on," "He's our friend!" "You sure about that?" "Why are you being so hard on him?" "One of my favorite people has disappeared." "Can you get alzheimer's at 35?" "Maybe I'm trying to wake him up." "Maybe I'm too sad to cry." "What I said about myself hurt him." "He struck back expertly" "That stuff about stealing life forces?" "I've always wondered about the reasons." "Well, we still have an afternoon to kill, right?" "Charades?" "No." "John?" "I have a charade, and it is just for you." "Sandy, come here." "Come on, come on, come on." "Okay, this one's for you." "Ready?" "( Grunts like ape )" "( Wolf whistles )" "( Grunting )" "Ooh!" "Uhn." "My first wedding?" "There you go." "There you go!" "Very good, and I bet at least one of us" "Is your direct descendent." "And I didn't even send a christmas card." "Christmas card?" "What about a birthday card?" "And don't even get me started on the candles... with the blowing and the ( huffs )" "For years with the blowing." "Yeah, all right." "I tried." "Well, uh, call me underdeveloped," "But I'd like to hear more." "Me too." "More." "You double-damn swear this isn't some cockamamie" "Science fiction story or... you're pulling on us?" "Next question." "You--You--You realize" "This is an invitation" "To men in white suits with happy pills." "Think about it" "A mechanism allowing survival" "For thousands of years?" "Run out of room even faster." "Then we'd have to go to mars as a colony" "As we expanded, as we'd have to." "I'd like that." "On a planet of another star." "I envy you." "Did you have a pet dinosaur?" "They were a little bit before my time." "At least something is." "No doubt you could give us a thousand details, John," "Corroborating your story," "From the magdalene to the Buddha to now." "Ten thousand," "And you could stay out of the books." "Oh, it's getting chilly." "Here, come over here." "Join me." "That, uh, raises an interesting question, John." "Could there be others like you" "Who escaped the aging process as you have?" "Representing something terrific" "We don't even know about biology." "We're learning all the time." "Yeah, but how would he know?" "He doesn't wear an I.D. Badge saying "yabba dabba doo."" "There was a man in the 1600s." "Where were you in 1292 a.D.?" "Where were you a year ago on this date?" "Anyway, it was the 1600s, and I met a man," "And I had a hunch that he was... like me, so I told him." "Ah." "See, you said this was a first." "I forgot." "A crack in your story, John?" "A touch of senility." "Anyway, he said yes," "But from another time, another place." "We talked for two days." "It was all pretty convincing," "But we couldn't be sure." "We each confirmed what the other said," "But how do we know if the confirmation" "Was genuine or an echo?" "I knew I was kosher," "But I thought, "maybe he's playing a game on me."" "You know, a scholar of all we spoke about." "He said he was inclined with the same reservation." "Now, that's interesting." "Just as we can never be sure," "Even if we wanted to" "I mean, if we were sure," "You couldn't be sure of that." "We parted, agreeing to keep in touch" "Of course, we didn't" "And 200 years later I thought I saw him" "In a train station in brussels." "Lost him in the crowd." "Oh, what a shame." "I--I mean, if it were true." "Okay, here's one for you." "What do you do in your spare time?" "( Laughs )" "Every 50 years or so," "When I wanna get away from the rush," "I go down to a primitive tribe in new guinea" "Where I'm worshipped as an immortal god," "And they have a huge statue of me." "It's a big party." "Yeah, I've got a lot of pictures of it," "But I've already packed them up." "I'm sorry." "I won't make the obvious nasty crack about more unwashed cavemen." "Actually, bathing was the style" "Until the middle ages when the church told us" "It was sinful to wash away god's dirt," "So people were sewn" "Into their underwear in october" "And they popped out in april." "You said you just happened." "I don't believe that." "If your story's true," "Why did god allow you to happen?" "That makes an interesting point." "Are you religious, John?" "I don't follow a known religion." "No." "Ever." "Long time ago I did," "Like most people." "Some just never get over it." "Do you believe in god?" "As laplace said," ""I have no need of that hypothesis."" "He may be around, though." "He's everywhere." "We just can't see him." "Pfft." "If this was the best I could do," "I'd be hiding, too." "And creation... it's here--I'm not so sure it was created." "What then?" "Maybe it's just accumulated, fields affecting fields." "What about the source of the field energies?" "Wouldn't that imply a prime mover?" "I'd wonder about the source of the prime mover," "Infinite regress, but that doesn't imply anything to me." "Back to the mystery." "It's a very old question," "But there's no answer except in religious terms." "If you have faith, it's answered." "Did you ever meet any person from our religious history?" "A biblical figure?" "In a way." "Who?" "We should skip this one." "No, no, no skipping." "Come on." "Next question." "No, come on!" "( Clamoring )" "Come on, spit it out!" "Good lord!" "You were one of them!" "This is going in a direction that I--I didn't expect." "I hoped it wouldn't-- We...call it a night." "Come on!" "You were someone in religious history?" "Yes." "In the bible?" "Yes." "Someone we know?" "How could we not know someone in the bible?" "I mean somebody important." "You may think you know him," "But it's mostly myth." "The entire bible is mostly myth and allegory" "With maybe some basis in historical events." "You were part of that history?" "Yes." "Moses." "Moses was based on misis, a syrian myth," "And there are earlier versions" "All found floating on water," "The staff that changed to a snake," "Waters that were parted so followers" "Could be led to freedom" "And even receive laws" "On stone or wooden tablets." "One of the apostles." "They weren't really apostles." "They didn't do any real teaching." "Peter the fisherman learned a little more about fishing." "How do you know that?" "The mythical overlay is so enormous... and not good." "The truth is so, so simple." "The new testament in 100 words or less." "You ready?" "I don't think I wanna hear this." "Harry, will you take me home?" "No, not right now." "I do want to hear this." "Sit down, Edith." "You act like you believe him." "It's sacrilege." "How can it be sacrilege?" "He hasn't said anything yet." "The new new testament is sacrilege." "There are a dozen new new testaments," "From hebrew to greek to latin to tyndale," "All the way to king james," "All revisionist," "And all called revealed truth." "I mean a new new testament in 100 words." "I can give you the ten commandments in ten words." "Don't." "Don't, don't, don't," "Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't." "( Laughs ) Don't." "The commandments are just modern updates of more ancient laws." "Hammurabi's code." "That's right, they weren't the first, right?" "Edith, I was raised on the torah... my wife, on the koran." "My oldest son is an atheist." "My youngest is a scientologist." "My daughter is studying hinduism." "I imagine that there is room there for a holy war in my living room," "But we practice live and let live." "Why don't you sit down." "What is your preferred version of the bible?" "The King James, of course." "It's the most modern, the work of great scholars." "Modern is good." "All right, John, hit us with the short form." "Guy met the Buddha, liked what he heard," "Thought about it for a while" "Say 500 years, while he returned" "To the Mediterranean," "Became an etruscan." "Seeped into the roman empire." "He didn't like what they became" "A giant killing machine." "He went to the near east thinking," ""Why not pass the Buddha's teachings on in a modern form."" "So he tried." "One dissident against rome?" "Rome won." "The rest is history." "Well, sort of." "Lot of fairy tales mixed in." "I knew it." "He's saying he was Christ." "Oh, no." "That's the medal" "They pinned on Jesus to fulfill prophecy." "The crucifixion." "He blocked the pain as he had learned to do" "In tibet and india." "He also learned to slow his body processes" "Down to the point where they were undetectable." "They thought he was dead." "So his followers pulled him" "From the cross, placed him in a cave... his body normalized as he had trained it to... he attempted to go away undetected," "But some devotees were standing watch." "Tried to explain." "They were ecstatic." "Thus, I was resurrected," "And I ascended to central europe" "To get away as far as possible." "You don't mean a word of this, John." "My god, why are you doing this?" "Let me see your wrists." "I don't scar." "Besides, they tied me... but nails and blood make better religious Art." "( Laughs ) all the speculations about Jesus." "He was black, he was asian," "He was a blue-eyed Aryan with a golden beard" "And hair straight out of vidal sassoon's," "He was a benevolent alien, he never existed at all." "Now he's a caveman." "The Christ figure goes all the way back to Krishna" "Hercules, of course." "Hercules?" "Born of a virgin, Alcmene." "A god for a father, Zeus." "The only begotten." "The savior-- The greek?" "Soter." "The good shepherd, the prince of peace," "Bringing gentle persuasion and divine wisdom." "He died, joined his father on olympus" "A thousand years before gethsemane." "How can you compare pagan mythology to the true word?" "Pretty damn closely, I'd say." "The early Christian leaders," "They threw away hebrew manuscripts" "And borrowed from pagan sources all over the place." "Do you realize how... inconsiderately you're treating my feelings?" "About as inconsiderately as we're treating John's." "Well, he doesn't believe what he's saying!" "Do you believe literally everything in the bible, Edith?" "Yes!" "Before you say it," "I know it's undergone a lot of changes," "But god has spoken through man" "To make his word clearer." "He couldn't get it right the first time?" "We're imperfect!" "He had to work to make us understand." "He couldn't get us right the first time, Edith?" "Taken alone, the philosophical teachings of Jesus" "Are buddhism with a hebrew accent" "Kindness, tolerance, brotherhood, love," "A ruthless realism acknowledging" "That life is as it is here on earth, here and now." "The kingdom of god, meaning goodness," "Is right here, where it should be." ""I am what I am becoming."" "That's what the Buddha brought in." "And that's what I taught." "But a talking snake make a lady eat an apple," "So we're screwed." "Heaven and hell were peddled" "So priests could rule through seduction and terror," "Save our souls that we never lost in the first place." "I threw a clean pass... they ran it out of the ballpark." "This is blasphemy." "It's horrible!" "Who else were you?" "Solomon, elvis, jack the ripper?" "It's been said that Buddha and Jesus" "Would laugh or cry if they'd known" "What was done in their name." "And if there is a creator," "He'd probably feel the same way." "I see ceremony, ritual, processions," "Genuflecting, moaning, intoning," "Venerating cookies and wine," "And I think... it's not what I had in mind." "But that's vatican flapdoodle." "It doesn't have a thing to do with god." "As you said, John, everywhere, religions... from exalting life to purging joy as a sin." "Rome does it as grand opera." "A simple path to goodness needs" "A supernatural roadmap." "Supernatural... a stupid word, I mean... anything that happens, happens within nature," "Whether we believe in it or not." "Like a 14,000-year-old caveman." "( Car approaching )" "I--I--I drove for a while," "And then I sat for a while." "I'm so ashamed." "( Shivering ) and I'm freezing." "Well, come inside." "I still don't believe you, of course." "You need help." "Everybody needs help." "Yes, well, some more than others." "From the Buddha to the cross," "I have always imagined both as entirely mythic" "But I would like to hear more." "May I lie on the couch for a moment?" "I'm not as young as I used to be." "Ohh!" "( Laughs )" "So, you were Jesus." "Well, perhaps somebody had to be, for better or for worse." "The jury is still out." "When did you begin to believe you were Jesus?" "When did you begin to believe you were a psychiatrist?" "Since I graduated harvard medical school" "And finished my residency, I've had that feeling." "Oh, I sometimes dream about it." "Have you acted upon this belief?" "I had a private practice for a while," "And then I taught." "Nothing unusual" "Oh, until one day, I met a caveman" "Who thought he was Jesus." "Do you find that unusual?" "Very." "I would stake my reputation" "He as sane as I am," "So why does he persist in such a story?" "There must be a reason, though." "Unless I imagined it all?" "Is that possible?" "I think you're as sane as he is." "Oh, god, I" "( Laughs ) no." "Did you ever find it prudent to worship yourself" "Rather than be thought a heretic?" "That would be something." "Other times, christianity was considered heresy." "I had to pretend other faiths." "And what does Jesus have to say to those present" "Who find it difficult to believe in him?" "Believe in what he tried to teach," "Without rigmarole." "Piety is not what the lessons bring to people." "It's the mistake they bring to the lessons." "Well, it's getting to be night." "I still have stuff to carry" "And a long drive." "I'll help." "John, do you have a destination in mind?" "Never mind." "I won't ask." "Thank you." "Anyone mentally ill can imagine" "A fantastic background-- Even an entire life" "And sincerely believe it." "The man who thinks he is napoleon" "Does believe it." "His true identity has taken a backseat" "To his delusion and the need for it." "If that's the case with John," "There is a grave disorder." "Organized brilliantly." "He's got an answer for everything." "It might involve rejection of his father," "Of his entire early past," "Replaced by this fantasy." "He says he can't remember his father." "Precisely why?" "You said he was sane." "Did I?" "Do you think that perhaps our caveman" "Has a monkey on his back?" "Drugs?" "No, no, no, no." "I've done a lot of consulting work with narcotics." "I've seen people tripping, strung out" "Whatever's up with John, it isn't that." "I've looked for signs--None." "Could cavemen really talk?" "We think that language came into existence 60,000 years ago." "The structure of stone age culture" "Is evidence of the ability to communicate" "Verbally." "( Wolf whistles; clicks )" "Oh, shut up." "Maybe it'd be easier if I were." "Crazy?" "No." "( Coyote howls )" "That is fascinating, isn't it," "A brave attempt to teach buddhism in the west." "It's no wonder he failed." "We're not ready for it." "You're talking as if you believed him." "Well, it is possible, isn't it?" "I mean, anything is possible." "Look, we have two simple choices." "We can get all bent out of shape" "Intellectualizing or bench-pressing logic," "Or we can simply relax and enjoy it." "I can listen critically," "But I don't have to make up my mind about anything." "But you think you do?" "Well, unfortunately, there's no authorities on prehistory," "So we couldn't stop him there." "There are experts on the bible." "Dream on." "Yeah, thus the lost years of Jesus." "He didn't exist until John put on a hat." "I don't believe in angels and the nativity and the star in the east," "But there are stories about the childhood of Jesus." "History hates a vacuum." "Improvisation, some of it very sincere," "Fills the gaps." "It would have been easy" "To falsify a past back then" "A few words, credulity-- Time would do the rest." "Now you're talking as if you believed him." "Well, look at the popular myths surrounding" "The Kennedy assassination in a few short years" "You had, uh, conspiracy, Mafia, CIA" "That's a mystique that'll never go away." "It's always been a small step from a fallen leader to a god." "I don't think anybody will deify kennedy." "We're more sophisticated than that." "We are?" "We are." "Well, you're finally fulfilling" "One prophecy about the millennium, John." "What's that?" "Here you are again." "You like the fire, John." "Everywhere I've lived, I've had a fireplace." "Childhood fixation, I guess." "Helps me to feel secure." "There are predators out there." "One thing I didn't pack..." "I thought I might need it." "( Plays beethoven's 7th symphony )" "Wouldn't sacre du printemps be more appropriate?" "What?" "You've got... four men of science completely baffled, my friend." "We--We don't know what to make of you." "Did you know voltaire was the first to suggest" "That the universe was created by a gigantic explosion?" "I think paul would agree." "And then goethe was the first to suggest" "That spiral nebulae were swirling masses of stars." "We now call them galaxies." "It's kind of funny how often new concepts of science" "Find their first tentative forms of expression in the arts." "So did beethoven do physics on the side?" "He spent most of his time lying on the floor" "In front of his legless piano" "Surrounded by orange peels and apple cores." "Now we're on the floor listening to beethoven." "Full circle." "Did you have, um... any religious beliefs," "Or did you give it much thought?" "You can't get there with thought." "You have faith?" "In a lot of things." "Do you have faith in the future of the race?" "I've seen species come and go." "Depends on their balance with the environment." "We've made a mess of it." "There's still time," "If we use it well." "Christianity has been a worldwide belief" "For 2,000 years." "How long did the egyptians worship isis" "Or the sumerians ishtar?" "In india, sacred cows wandered freely" "As reincarnated souls." "In a thousand years, they'll be barbecued" "And their souls will be in squirrels." "You weren't Jesus!" "Oh, Edith." "( Clears throat ) if it rains... it won't." "How do you know that?" "I don't smell it." "Were you..." "I guess... a medicine man?" "I was a shaman a few times." "I revealed some truths to eat a little better." "You think that's all religion is about... selling hope and survival?" "The old testament sells fear and guilt." "The new testament is a good code of ethics," "Put into my mouth by poets and philosophers" "That are much smarter than I am." "The message is never practiced." "Fairy tales build churches." "What about the name "Jesus"?" "Did you pull that out of a hat?" "I called myself John." "I almost always do." "As tales of the resurrection spread," "The name was confused with the hebrew "yochanan,"" "Meaning "god is gracious."" "My stay on earth was seen" "As divine proof of immortality." "That led to "god is salvation"" "Or hebrew "yahshua,"" "Which in translation became my proper name," "Changing to late greek, "iesous,"" "Then to late latin, "iesus,"" "And finally medieval latin, "Jesus,"" "And it was a wonder to watch it all happen." "Then you didn't claim to be the son of god?" "Began as a schoolhouse and ended as a temple." "I said I had a master that was greater than myself." "I never said he was my father." "I wanted to teach what I learned." "I never claimed to be king of the jews," "I never walked on water, I never raised the dead." "I never spoke of divine except in the sense" "Of human goodness on earth." "No wise men came from the east to worship at a manger." "I did do a little healing" "With some eastern medicine I'd learned." "That's it." "The three wise men began as a myth" "About the birth of the Buddha." "John, I should be home, uh, kissing my wife." "We're all here, trapped by your story... hoping for a...revolution?" "I don't know." "Are there any, uh... more revelations for us?" "It's just like old times." "You weren't Jesus." "Quote the sermon on the mount." "Which one?" "Darby, King James, New American Standard?" "Do you know them all?" "No one knows the one, not even me." "I..." "I did some teaching on a hill one day." "Not that many people stayed." "But you... biblical Jesus said," ""Who do you think I am?"" "He gave them a choice." "I'm giving you one." "Were you?" "If I said no, could you ever be sure?" "( Sobs )" "Turn that off." "Please." "This has gone far enough." "It's gone much too far." "These people are very upset." "I don't believe you're mad," "But what you're saying is not true." "That leaves only one explanation." "The time has come when you must admit" "This is a hoax... a lie." "Isn't that true, John?" "If you don't drop this now" " If you can" "I'll be convinced" "That you need a great deal of attention." "I can have you committed for observation." "You know that." "I ask you now" "I demand it" "That you tell these people the truth." "Give them closure." "It's time, John." "Please." "End of the line." "Everybody off." "What?" "!" "It was a story." "It was all a story." "( Sobs )" "Good god!" "Another fairy tale?" "All of it?" "But what" "What in the name of heaven..." "John, you had us wondering whether you were sane or not," "And it's just a story!" "Where'd you come off with such a half-baked, asinine idea?" "At least you're relieved I'm not a nut." "I'd prefer you were!" "You gave me the idea." "All of you." "Come again?" "Edith saw my fake Van Gogh." "You could have just told me." "You commented that I never age." "You gave me the book on early man." "Dan, you spotted the burin" "And you said, "if stones could speak."" "I knew it." "I got the notion, I ran it past you" "To check your reactions, and I took it too far." "Too far?" "Check my reaction." "You asked if I was a figure from religious history," "If there were others like me," "If I'd created future identities." "We were chasing our tails around the maypole," "Enjoying the mystery, the analytical stretch." "You were playing my game!" "I was playing yours." "Oh, man, you know, you had us going, right?" "You were good, man." "You know those chinese boxes," "One inside the other inside the other inside the other" "I feel like I'm in the last box." "You son of a... bitch!" "How could you do this to us?" "I was worried about you." "I know, I was tempted to cop out many times," "But I couldn't resist seeing whether or not" "You could refute what I was saying." "I had the perfect audience" "Anthropologist, archaeologist," "Christian literalist... a psychologist." "Okay, I've had enough of this." "I'm outta here." "You wanna come?" "Let's go." "So, John." "Are you gonna write the story?" "If I do, I'll send you copies." "Don't bother with mine, okay?" "You are absolutely certifiable." "I don't know you!" "It was nice seeing you again, Dr. Oldman." "Your name's a pun, isn't it?" "Old man?" "Did that help you with your story?" "Linda!" "Bye." "Well, Art was half right." "( Laughs )" "Which half?" "Well, at least I don't have to throw away half" "Of what I know about biology." "Which half?" "( Chuckles )" "It's a beautiful idea," "So rich, so full of possibilities." "Perhaps you should write a paper on it, doctor." "Maybe I will." "I'll interview you in the rubber room" "For further details." "You may still need help, my friend." "My ass." "I thought it sounded pretty good." "They believe you because they have to." "But the one thing that I know about you" "Is that you would never use people" "Or abuse their goodwill and intelligence" "Like they think you've just done to them." "Psych 101?" "No, it's woman, one-on-one." "So you're a pretty fast liar, Mr. Ugg," "But I wanna know-- What's your real name?" "Believe it or not, the sound was always John." "Why'd you cave to Gruber?" "What happened was enough." "Just--Just needed to stop." "I shouldn't have expected it to work." "Fourteen thousand years old." "I bet that's a lot of women." "Are we counting?" "Maybe." "Well, I'm taking Edith home." "Sandy?" "I'm gonna stay." "Are you sorry for some of those things you said?" "I'm sorry I said them." "Well." "Like a good Christian," "I...oh, John." "Oh!" "Well." "You did a terrible thing," "But we're all so thankful you're all right." "Even Art--He just hates things he can't understand." "You're a sadist, John," "But I admit I got a kick out of" "Chasing my tail around your maypole... even if that is all I caught." "Good luck to you." "Wish you the best." "Thank you." "Ready?" " Later on." " Okay, good night." "Mm-hmm." "Mmm." "I don't know, man." "Something about this... something about you, John." "The more I think about it," "The more I'm no longer in that chinese box." "( Inhaling deeply )" "I sense...space." "A kinda latitude of what we happily call reality," "In which, as everybody keeps saying... anything's possible." "Yes." "No, no." "No, no." "No--No more words." "I'm gonna go home," "And I'm gonna watch star trek" "For a dose of sanity." "Good luck to you, man," "Wherever this may lead you." "You drop me a line sometime." "Let me know how you're making out." "I will." "Mm." "Mwah." "So, John Oldman." "What other pun names have you used?" "Lots." "John Paley for John Paleolithic," "John Savage" "Got really crazy about 60 years ago." "When I was teaching at harvard," "I was John Thomas Partee." "John T. Partee-- Boston tea party" "I get it." "Yeah, I know." "Wait, wait, wait." "Boston?" "60 years ago?" "J-John Partee?" "You did not teach chemistry!" "I do not believe you!" "Your mother's name was Nola." "No." "Yeah." "No." "Yes, Nola." "( Crying ) my mother!" "I reject this!" "My--My--My dog's name." "We had him before I was born." "Woofie." "Woof, woof, woofie..." "Gruber." "She remarried?" "She said you abandoned us." "Sorry, I had to move on." "You know that." "I left enough." "I left enough." "I'm cold." "Chilly willy, always cold." "Never could stand the cold." "( Sobs ) wait, you-- You had a beard." "Yeah, you used to tug on it" "To see if it was real." "Agh!" "Will!" "God." "911, now!" "( Gruber gasps )" "Come on, Will." "Will." "Come on, buddy." "( Siren blaring )" "You'll stay in touch, Dr. Oldman." "In case there are any questions." "I'll be back for the funeral." "Miss." "You never saw a grown child die." "No." "Chantelle duncan: *I've seen rivers rise * * seen mountains fall * * seen endless vistas coming to an end *" "* I've seen stars collide * * heard oceans roar *" "* I know what it means to lose your only friend * * nothing lasts forever * * that's what I've always heard * * all things good must esnd * * you know it's true *" "* nothing lasts forever * * but maybe some things do * * forever is the way I feel for you * * forever is the way I feel for you *" "* I've seen men take * * the world into their hands * * and change it, mold it, to their point of view *" "* I've felt the earth shake * * seen men take a stand * * and fight when it's the one thing left to do *" "* nothing lasts forever * * that's what I've always heard * * all things good must end * * you know it's true *" "* nothing lasts forever * * but maybe some things do * * forever is the way I feel for you * * forever is the way I feel for you *" "* nothing lasts forever * * that's what I've always heard * * all things good must end * * you know it's true * * nothing lasts forever * * but maybe some things do * * forever is the way I feel for you *" "* forever is the way I feel for you * * forever is the way I feel for you *" | {
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"# Day in" "# Day out" "# That same old voodoo follows me about?" "# When there it is?" "# Day in, day out.#" "If this is a sales call on a Sunday morning..." "Settle." "It's me." "JJ." "I tried your cell." "Listen, something's come up." "You need to get down to the office, pronto." "Oh." "You are kidding." "I know." "I wish psychopathic killers would be a little more respectful of our weekends, too, but what are you gonna do?" "Is everything okay?" "Um, no." "Kevin and I got in a fight last night, and to self-soothe," "I" " I drank a lot of wine, and JJ, you know I-I can't drink wine." "Why did I drink so much wine?" "You'll be fine." "No." "I don't know, uh, 'cause right now, everything is a blur, and oh, my God, my hair hurts." "How is that possible?" "He's coming out of the shower." "I hate confrontation." "It was such a fight." "I hate confrontation!" "Then don't confront." "Just kiss, make up and get your butt over here." "What is this?" "Grand Central Station?" "Oh, God." "Kevin." "I am so sorry about last night." "I should not have stormed out like that." "You stormed out?" "Yeah." "You stormed out all last night?" "Yeah." "What's, uh...?" "Hey." "You see we got to go in, right?" "Yes." "Y-Yes." "Uh, JJ just called me, too." "Let's go." "I'll get my things." "This is mine, and this is mine." "And... this is yours." "This is mine." "See you there." "Okay, let's go." "Danny Savino, the floor manager at the Sapphire Lady Casino in Atlantic City, was found dead in his office this morning." "Blunt force trauma to the head." "An empty wallet and money clip left next to the body." "Mug shot." "This guy's got a record." "Savino was a member of the Agnoli crime family." "Sorry." "I'm sorry." "They're active in the Atlantic City area." "How's the head?" "Not all the aspirins in all the pharmacies..." "Looks like a robbery gone bad." "Why was the BAU called in?" "Eight one-dollar bills surrounding an eight card." "That's highly ritualistic." "And because Savino has ties to organized crime, agents in New Jersey are worried about things escalating." "It doesn't take much to ignite a Mob war." "And collateral damage means nothing to these guys." "If we don't get a handle on this soon, innocent people are going to die." "Hey, honey." "It's me." "Listen the most amazing thing is happening." "I'm at the Sapphire Lady right now, and I am on a run you would not believe." "Everything we ever talked about is going to happen." "I'll try you again later, okay, honey?" "Bye." "A Chinese proverb says," ""At the gambling table, there are no fathers and sons. "" "No question." "Godfather II, hands down." "No, no." " Got to be Scarface." "For me," "The Untouchables." "Spence?" "Oh, probably Le Cercle Rouge, the 1970s French classic." "But Den Tredje Vaagan is definitely a close second." "Yeah." "That was my runner-up, too." "What about you, Rossi?" "Best-ever gangster flick?" "I've had too much of the real thing to be a fan of Mob movies." "Garcia, did we get the crime scene surveillance video yet?" "No, sir, because there wasn't any." "That's not possible." "Every inch of a casino is surveilled every minute of every day." "Yeah, apparently, the footage was tampered with, so..." "All right, Reid and Prentiss, go to the crime scene." "Dave, you and JJ, find out if Savino was involved in anything the local authorities don't know about;" "Morgan and I will contact the local fbi office and arrange a cease-fire with the families." "$200, sir?" "There you go." "All right, sir." "Oh, yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Oh!" "Here's your stack, sir." "Looks like the party's over here." "Mind if I join?" "Hey, there you are." " Eddie!" " Ah!" "That's my man." "There you are." "Geez, Curtis," " those all yours?" " Oh, yes." "Hmm?" "Stay right here." "I got plans with you." " Oh!" " You are on a hot streak." "Too bad your old man couldn't see this, huh?" " Yeah." "Hey, did you hear what happened last night?" "Danny Savino got his head bashed in." "He's dead." "Didn't you two...?" "You two did some business together, right?" "Not anymore, I guess." "Here we go." "Winner the hard way!" "Yeah!" "Oh, yes!" "Thank you." "You look a little strung out, man." "When's the last time you got some sleep?" "Oh, I don't know, man." "A couple of days." "Yeah?" "You would not believe what's been going on with me, man." "It's crazy." "So, I was headed up north for a job interview..." "A job interview?" "What about the job you already got?" "Yeah." "I got fired." " How come?" " I punched out my boss." "All right?" "But look, look, look, I stop on the Turnpike, I buy a scratcher." "Bam!" "$250 instant winner, so I jump in the car," "I pop a U-turn, I come right back here." "Come on!" "Eight!" "We are on a roll, folks." "First time I walk in the casino, it happens again." "I put a dollar in the slot machine." "$500 payout, and now this!" "I am on the craziest roll," " I'm telling you." "Press the hard eight." "If I can get the buy-in for that million-dollar poker tournament day after tomorrow, I'm telling you, I can win that." " Listen, I could win that." " What have you been smoking?" "That's a 50 grand buy-in." "With all that I'm doing..." "Hope you don't mind." "Thought a little celebration was in order." "No, don't mind at all." "It's money well spent." "All right, we good to go?" " Everyone ready?" " Trust me." " Mmm." "All right, shooter." "All right, let's go $500, eight the hard way again." "Hard eight." "Hmm." "Want me to blow on them?" "Pile on, everybody." "Please." "Ooh." "Come on, be good to me." "Hard eight!" "Yes!" "Electric strike lock." "Impressive." "And hard to bypass." "If this was a robbery, the unsub must have slipped in right behind him." "Well, Savino could have known the killer." "He could have let him in himself." "He wasn't expecting this to turn into a brawl." "You know, maybe the unsub wasn't, either." "If this was premeditated, you think he would have brought a knife or a gun with him." "The bowling trophy's more a weapon of opportunity." " This the only camera?" " Yes, ma'am," " but the disk was removed." "But casinos have a central terminal that backs up and stores all surveillance footage, right?" "Mr. Savino didn't want that in his office." "He put in a personal camera." "So the victim bypassed a security system that would have revealed his own killer." "What didn't he want anyone to see?" "Put your hands together for Ginger..." "ROSSl:" "Vince Rapeti?" "Who's asking?" "I'm Agent Jareau." "This is Agent Rossi." "We're with the fbi." "We understand you've cooperated with the Bureau before when we've needed information." ""Before" being the operative word." "I'm retired." "This is how you plan on spending" " your golden years?" " What can I say?" "Some guys like to futz around in little golf carts." "Me, I love the ladies." "ROSSl:" "I hear you." "Me, I like to spend my time chatting with my old friends down at the New Jersey parole board." "Listen, we just need you to come out of retirement long enough to tell us a little about Danny Savino." "He's dead now, so what the hell." "WOMAN... for eight days and seven nights of sheer heaven." "Afternoon massages on white, sandy beaches." "Yes, you can win an all-expenses-paid trip to paradise." "But you can't win if you don't play." "But you already know that, don't you, Curtis?" "You've dreamed of this your whole life." "Most people don't understand." "But you're not like most people, are you, Curtis?" "You don't think small." "You are not content with a small life." "All this is going to be yours, Curtis." "For you and your wife." "You just need to maintain your focus." "Don't waver." "It's right there, if you can just win." "TERl:" "Curtis?" "Curtis!" "What are you doing?" "Sorry, sweetheart." "He's taken." "Really?" "I'm his wife." "All right, let's go." "Come here, come here." "I'm winning, Teri." "I'm winning big." "You told me you were going to Philly." "I was, but I stumbled onto this... system." "I don't really understand it myself yet..." "Every week you've got a new system." "We can't pay the mortgage." "The bank is foreclosing on us." "But this... this system works." "There's a..." "big poker tournament day after tomorrow." "Million-dollar winner-take-all." "The streak I'm on right now, I could win that thing." "We'd be rich." "And then I'm done." "I swear." "I want a divorce." "What?" "I'm sorry." "I'm going to my sister's." "You just... you show up here and you announce that?" "You're hurting me, Curtis." "This is our dream, yours and mine, together!" "You're hurting me." "Stay away." "I mean it." "We appreciate your cooperation." "Agent Goslin." "Any luck with our Mob bosses?" "Well, I think we bought some time." "What about the crime scene?" "Savino purposely bypassed the standard casino security." " And I think we know why." " Danny Savino supplemented his income by loaning money to casino patrons." "Explains why he changed the camera in his office." "He didn't want his bosses to know he was freelancing." "So we're looking for a gambler." "A gambler in Atlantic City." "That narrows the field." "CROUPIER Seven out." "You scared me!" "Sorry." "Uh, we never got to finish that champagne." "I'll pass." "I" " I don't know what happened." "My-my luck is gonna turn around." "Yeah, well... when it does, give me a call." "Maybe... maybe we could go somewhere and..." "I said no, okay?" "We came up empty tonight, both of us." "It happens." "I meant what I said about my luck turning around." "It's going to, I can sense it." "Right." "With that gambler's" "ESP of yours." "You and all the other losers in this town." "Hey, what are you looking for?" "Discarded matches." "The victim had a freshly lit cigarette," "There was no lighter or matches in her purse or the car." "ROSSl:" "Our unsub lit it for her." "Means she wasn't afraid of him." "Hey, Garcia." "You're on speaker." "Patty Riolo, aka Francesca." "Hometown:" "Rice Lake, Wisconsin." "Up until three years ago, she worked at a high-end escort service in Manhattan." "How high, you ask?" "I will tell you." "Nose-bleed high." "$5,000 a night, and up." "ROSSl:" "Now she's trolling gaming tables" " in Atlantic City." " I imagine that five-grand-a-night window is very short in her profession." "Well, this is going to turn into a circus real fast." "Both residents and visitors to Atlantic City are on edge tonight, as the "Circle of 8 Killer" has apparently struck again." "No way!" "That's the hooker who was all over you last night." "They're saying the same guy killed Danny Savino." "You knew both victims." "That's weird." "My bad luck must've rubbed off on him." "Listen, you got to forget about Teri." "She was holding you back." "Every time she stuck her nose in things, your luck went cold." "Hey... you can win that million-dollar tournament and then go to Tahiti on your own, huh?" "Yeah!" "Live your dreams, man!" "You know where we spent our honeymoon?" "Where?" "Some half-assed motel in Florida." "Went to a theme park." "Teri deserves better than that." "I promised her we'd... go to Tahiti." "Let me show you something, man." "You carry around a picture of a watch?" "You want something, you keep it close." "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard." "Go ahead and make fun, but when I hit it big, that's the first thing I'm gonna do is buy that watch I just showed you." "Then I want to see your face." "Come on, man." "First one's on me." "Make your own luck." "Come on." "Four aces?" "Your mojo is back big-time!" "You make a deal with the Devil or what?" "Winner, winner, chicken dinner." "Hey." "We're looking for a man who's killing those who appear to prey upon or take advantage of gamblers." "Loan sharks and call girls, so far." "The killings may have been triggered by recent gambling losses." "Our unsub is physically fit." "He was able to overpower Danny Savino, and Patty Riolo was killed with extreme violence." "It's doubtful this person has a criminal record." "He moves without fear of being recognized in one of the most surveilled locales on the planet." "He wouldn't have elements of a domestic life, like children;" "that would only moderate or stabilize his compulsive behavior." "Pathological gambling is the most common type of impulse control disorder in the world." "And there is no more superstitious creature on earth than a gambler." "The number eight is the ritual aspect to our unsub's signature." "It's a compulsion." "It could signify a birth date or an important time in his life." "Not only is this unsub a killer, but he's also an addict." "He's killed twice in the last two days, and he may not be able to stop." "Thank you." "You Jimmy?" "Over here." "ROSSl:" "This doesn't make sense." "Danny Savino was a bottom feeder, handing out nickel-and-dime loans to small-time gamblers." "But Patty Riolo was exclusively about high rollers." "The unsub wouldn't have naturally crossed into both worlds." "He'd be in one or the other." "Unless his fortunes changed drastically between murdering Savino and meeting up with Patty Riolo." "Maybe he flashed the money he stole from Savino in front of her, pretended to be rich." "ROSSl:" "Or he gambled with it and won big." "Let's say Dave's right." "He was in financial trouble, and immediately after murdering Savino, his luck changed." "In his mind, he could've connected the two." "ROSSl:" "Every compulsive gambler believes in a system, no matter how illogical." "Maybe he figured the part of his system he had been missing was murder." "Sorry, sir." "Dealer shows 21." "21 for the house." "A cashier was shot to death last night at a gas station in town." "And get this: eight dollars and an eight card left on his body." "I don't get it." "I lost practically every hand." "Hey, you see that Circle of 8 guy did it again?" "Gunned down some dude in a gas station." "Something's off." "My system should've worked, but it didn't." "Please tell me you didn't gas up your car last night." " What?" " Savino, that hooker- seemed like this guy was only killing people who knew you." "Anyway, too bad you didn't get the 50 grand for the buy-in." "Yo, you with me?" "Uh, meet me outside." "I got to take care of something." "Look at us, man." "Top-shelf whiskey to five-buck hoagies, one day to the next." "We've been through it all, you and me." "Hey, this is for you." "It's yours." "Keep it." " You serious?" " Mm-hmm." "Yeah." "Nice." "Ah, you were part of my system and didn't even know it, huh?" "Well, you know what they say." "The reverse side also has a reverse side." "Yeah, whatever the hell that means." "Means you're part of my system, too, Eddie." "$88- the unsub's getting generous." "There's less rage than the others and undoing." "There's evidence of remorse." "Shot in the back so he wouldn't have to face his victim." "No robbery this time either." "Wallet's intact except for anything to I.D. him." "Is this even the same killer?" "Well, the ritual is too similar" " to discount it." " The change in M.O." "makes sense if the unsub is still refining his system." "Maybe killing the cashier at the gas station didn't work, so he's back to the drawing board." "Two eights instead of one could also be significant." "I know in China the number eight symbolizes prosperity." "The more eights the better." "As a matter of fact, in Chengdu a telephone number consisting of all eights recently sold for over a quarter million dollars." "So why would he be doubling up on his luck out here, away from all the casinos?" "There's been another killing." "A guest in his room at the Sapphire Lady." "Same ritual?" "No, his neck was broken and he was robbed of $50,000, but the strange thing is, the killer left nearly 20,000 behind with the body." "Garcia, is there a casino in the neighborhood of Penrose and Morningside Avenue?" "Uh... no casinos per se, but there's a private gambling establishment right around the corner." "Is it legal?" "Yeah, but it's ultra-exclusive." "They have a monthly high-stakes poker tournament, today being the day for the month, coincidentally enough." "Or no coincidence at all." "What's the buy-in?" "Uh, yikeys, $50,000." "But it's a million-dollar guarantee if you win." "What time does it start?" "Later this afternoon." "Thanks." "Forensics got a fingerprint match on the last victim." "Eddie Langdon." "We're looking into him." "Hey, any luck?" "No, they don't want to allocate emergency funds for the buy-in." "I'm still working on it." "Well, I can't imagine why not." "We're only asking for 50,000 bucks of taxpayer money so that fbi agents can play "Texas Hold 'Em. "" "Hey, what about you?" "What about me, what?" "You could stake us the buy-in." "Yeah, you're a best-selling author." "No." "Why not?" "One, it's against regulations, and I'd like to hold onto this job for a little while longer." "It's a minor administrative violation." "And two, I prefer to spend my money on actual things like single-malt scotch, a fine cigar, beautiful artwork." "Poker chips are things." "Maybe just think of it as, like, a new experience." "I mean, at your age, how often does that happen?" "At my what?" "Rossi, this may be our only chance to get this guy." "All right, fine." "I'm a decent poker player, but I can't promise that I can stay in the game" " long enough to..." "You know what?" "I bet you're a great poker player, but what if we sent in Reid?" "I am banned from casinos in Las Vegas," "Laughlin, and Pahrump because of my card-counting ability." "Look, I know I'm not a genius like the boy wonder here, but poker is not blackjack." "It's about bluffing, reading human nature, head games." "It's not math." "That's not entirely accurate." "There actually is a mathematical equation for knowing when to raise and when to fold." "If "P" represents the size of the pot at the time of play, then P x N - 1, with "N" representing the estimated number of players at the final round" " of betting..." " Okay, fine, I surrender." "Just try not to lose all of my money." "Some of these guys have records, but they don't fit the profile." "Keep looking;" "he's got to be there." "The last victim, Eddie Langdon, was wearing a watch that was much too big for his wrist." "You think he stole it?" "Or it was a gift from the unsub." "That fits, given the care and remorse for the victim." "Okay, the link is set." "As soon as Reid triggers the alarm, we can move in." "Halitosis." "Okay, got something for you." " All right, talk to me, mama." " Eddie Langdon- high school dropout, lots of odd jobs, never married, lived in transient type hotels in and around Atlantic City." "Started his own plumbing supply business that went bankrupt." "Was in jail for six months in 2005 for forgery, and that's why we were able to get a match on his prints so fast." "Well, you've always been fast, baby girl." "Uh, yeah, got to go." "River's a queen." "Hey, slick... just play." "All in." "You know, would it be all right if I sat at table two instead of four?" "I have a pre-glaucoma condition, and the light's kind of bothering my eyes." "I'm calling." "I'll raise $8,000." "$8,000- that's, uh, 56 months' wages for the average person in Bangladesh." "Kind of makes you think, doesn't it?" "Hey, it's eight-thou to you." "Are you in or are you out?" "I am in and I raise." "Three raise." "That's too rich for my blood." "Are you in, sir?" "I'll call." "Call." " Straight. " "A gut-shot straight draw?" "Straight." " Are you kidding me?" "That is just- that is nuts." "That's crazy." "Do you mind if I take a look at this?" " Hey, what's the problem, sir?" " H-He's reaching for my chips." " I was simply admiring..." " Sir, you need to come with me." "You don't have to manhandle." "I can walk, I will- I'll cooperate." "Don't manhandle me, thanks." "That's Reid, let's go." "He's an fbi agent." "There he goes- plaid shirt, baseball hat." "Morgan, he's a white male, baseball cap." "He's headed towards the back door." "He's on the move." "We need to look at victimology again." "Okay, uh, Garcia said that Eddie Langdon was a high-school dropout, right?" "Chronic underachiever?" "So what are you thinking?" "Well, does that sound like someone who has the financial know-how and business sense to start his own company from scratch all by himself?" "Sir, you were right." "Eddie Langdon did have a partner in that plumbing supply business:" "Curtis Banks." "And Banks pops up more than once in Eddie's life." "They shared an apartment together, when Langdon was in jail for that forgery charge, it was Banks who bailed him out." "Oh, there's more." "Banks' dad was a compulsive gambler, too." "Won some sort of big jackpot in 1988." "The father abandoned the family, ended up six months later dead in a Las Vegas hotel room, completely broke." "Drank himself to death." "Do you have an address for Banks?" "Yeah, 800 Brigantine Road, Galloway Township." "That's ten miles from Atlantic City." "Thanks." "Tell Reid and Morgan to go to Banks' house." "He may head back there." "Yeah, Hotch." "There's nobody here." "There's a foreclosure sign in the front lawn." "All right, you and Reid stay there in case he comes back." "Yeah, Dave?" "I think I know the final piece of the unsub's system." "We know it involves violence, we know it involves the number eight." "But the killing of the person at the gas station didn't work." "What about him was different from his partner, his loan shark, the call girl?" "He was a stranger; there was no personal connection." "Exactly." "That's why, before the million-dollar game, he killed his best friend." "So the closer the relationship, the better his luck." "And now he's gonna need the biggest infusion of luck he's ever gotten to escape this mess." "He's going after his wife." "Curtis?" "What the hell?" "What are you doing?" "Curtis, what are you doing here?" "Curtis, you need to leave." "We're leaving together." "We can do that now." "Do what?" "Tahiti." "Look." "Poker chips?" "Uh, we'll get a b-boat, we'll sail to Bora Bora," " and then we'll just, we'll just..." "Curtis, we're not going anywhere together;" "don't you understand that?" "Look, you're sick;" "we would get to Tahiti, and you would find some other reason to play cards." "I'm gonna ask you for the last time." "Leave." "Liz, call the police." "Nobody's calling anyone." "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Sir, I found something." "Teri Banks filed for divorce two days ago." "She wasn't at home." "Does she have any relatives or close friends nearby?" "Yeah, she has a sister," "Liz Dorsey, at 3388 Woodland Loop in Northfield." "Got it, thanks." "Babe, maybe you're right." "Maybe we can still do this." "Tahiti, right?" "Fresh start, you and me." "You'd make a lousy gambler, Teri." "No poker face." "Now you're just trying to stop what has to happen." "There's his car." "He's in there." "Let me go in and talk to him, Aaron." "I know how these guys think." "All right." "JJ, see if you can get an angle on Banks." "Hotch, he's got a gun." "He's holding two females hostage." "I don't have a clear shot here." "I'm gonna go around the side." "ROSSl:" "I'm unarmed." "Hey!" " I'm unarmed." "Who the hell are you?" "Come here, come here, come here." "I'm Agent Rossi from the fbi." "If you move, she is dead." "The house is surrounded." "Now, you know there's only one way out of this, Curtis." "You have to let the women go, and I'll take their place." "Now, I've seen a lot of killers in my life, Curtis, but you're not like them." "You stumbled into this mess." "I can help get you out of it, but you need to let them go." "Get out of here." "Go!" "Move!" "Sorry." "Okay, that's good." "You've made smart decisions, Curtis, like I knew you would." " Now, is this your wife?" " She stays." "You don't want to hurt her, son." "She's not the problem." "Oh, that's where you're wrong." "She never believed in me, in what I do." "And when I had good luck, she ruined it." "She's not the reason, Curtis." "It was your father." "There's no such thing as manufacturing luck." "The same obsession is what killed him." "He passed it on to you, but you don't need to be like him." "Just need some time." "I need some time, okay?" "J" " Just give me a minute to think." "That's fine." "Hotch, he moved to the back room." "I still don't have a shot." "Sit down." "Don't do anything stupid." "Keep your hands where I can see them." "Rossi, he keeps glancing to his left." "What's over there?" "ROSSl:" "I see it now." "See what?" "What do you see, huh?" "I see why you feel time is running out." "Sand is slipping through the hourglass." "It's 7:58;" "that's why he's asking for more time;" "he's waiting for 8:00." "Let's go." "I've always loved you, Teri, even though you fought me." "Whatever's next, we're doing it" " together." " No, baby, pl..." " P-Please don't do this." " Curtis, let her go." "No, no!" "We love each other." "Th-This is our dream." "Together." "Curtis, let her go." "All right, Curtis, very slowly put the weapon on the ground." "I guess it is true what they say." "The house always wins." "No!" "ROSSl:" "George Augustus Sala said, "A gambler with a system must be, to a greater or lesser extent, insane. "" "All right, Miss Thing." "Enough is enough." "It's time for you and me to have a little sit-down." "What's going on with you?" "Half the time I call, I get your voicemail." "When I do get you," "I don't get even a little bit of sass coming my way." "Now, what's the deal?" " Hello?" " Okay." "Look, I get it that men and women are different, and Venus and Mars and all that stuff," " but I do not understand..." " Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Pump your brakes." "What is this about?" "You were in my shower at 7:00 in the morning." "Because I shower..." "at 7:00 in the morning." "Baby, you had a little too much to drink the other night." "You called me to come over and keep you company." "I know, I remember that, but..." "Okay, what happened between us was popcorn and a movie on TV, which you fell asleep in the middle of, by the way." "So, you slept on the..." " Couch." " Yes, you did." "Oh, thank you." "Oh, thank you, God, for maintaining the integrity of my most beloved of friendships, and from now on," "I promise only mostly the purest of mineral water will cross these lips." "Hey, plum sauce, you coming?" "Yes, I'll be right there." "Hey, Derek." "Hey, what's up, man?" "Since the fight, we have decided to have a standing date every Tuesday night." "Good luck with that with this job." "Mm." "You got a great guy out there;" "you know that, right?" "I know." "What does a girl do when she has two great guys?" "She doesn't pour that extra glass of wine." "Oh, yeah." "Okay, love you, bye." "Plum sauce?" | {
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"The charm of love." "The charm of love." "It makes the heart beat." "It makes the heart beat." "My grace and my styles. ." ". .are the charm of love." "The charm of love." "It allures the eyes and the heart." "It allures the eyes and the heart." "My drape too slipped stealthily." "The charm of love." "The charm of love." "It makes the heart beat." "It makes the heart beat." "I'm honey." "Relish me." "Kiss me." "Hide me from the world." "You're my love." "You're my charm." "I'm honey." "Relish me." "Kiss me." "Hide me from the world." "My drape too slipped stealthily." "The charm of love." "The charm of love." "It makes the heart beat." "It makes the heart beat." "It's 10.30." "Come out of dreams and make tea quickly." "Oh no!" "I've no milk." "Aditya." "Oh God !" "Mr. Ganpat!" "You?" "Yes me." "Can I help you?" "l wanted to ask something." "Ask quickly. lt's 1 1 ." "Last night in my bedroom. ." "How can I know about it?" "No. lt's not what you think." "I was watching English movie late night in my bedroom." "Ok." "So I got up late." "When I got up I saw that milkman and paperboy didn't come." "Did you hear them?" "Me?" "No." "Not at all." "I got it." "How?" "l don't get milk and newspaper twice a week." "It's wrong." "Very wrong." "Listen." "Drink tea." "And read this newspaper." "Consider it yours." "I mean what is mine is yours too, Mr. Ganpat." "What are you saying?" "When did you start getting newspaper?" "I'm late. I'll see you in the evening." "Bye." "Bye, Mr. Ganpat." "Why didn't he answer me?" "Riya, why are you so happy today?" "Because I wait for this day the whole year." "What are you saying?" "is it 14th February." "14th February." "Why?" "14th February means Valentine's day." "And every young and beautiful girl. ." ". .waits for this day the whole year." "Hello." "Not every girl, but some girls like you." "Let it be." "But tell me what's special today." "Birthday." "Birthday?" "Sorry, Riya." "Happy birthday. I'll surely get gift in the evening." "It's not mine, but my dad's birthday." "Oh, dad's birthday." "That's why you look so happy." "Yes, Konika." "This is special day for me." "I love my dad the most in this world." "Dad !" "Dad !" "Mobile." "It's busy." "Oh !" "It means he's trying to phone me." "One more phone will be destroyed now." "Stupid fool !" "I don't think you'll phone Riya." "I'll show you now." "Sir, this to broke." "Let this tin broke." "My heart broke. I got separated from my daughter." "My desires are shattered and you care for this phone." "Sir, it was your 1 1th phone." "Take 12th phone." "Give it to me." "Number 12, listen to me." "If you can't connect to Riya you'll meet 1 1th fate." "This is my war-in-ing to you." "Warning, sir." "War-in-ing." "Say war. . in. . ing." "War-in-ing." "Warning." "You can never speak well in English." "Get lost!" "Dad, regards." "My darling." "The apple of my eye." "Child Riya !" "God bless you." "Dad, many happy returns of the day." "Don't wish me on birthday!" "After your birth, this is the first time. ." ". .you're not with me on my birthday." "You used to celebrate my birthday with such pomp." "Child, honestly I don't like it. I miss you a lot." "Dad, will you make me cry by saying this." "You too wipe your tears." "No, I'm not crying." "I'm your daughter. I know your feelings from your voice." "Ok." "Fine. I've wiped my tears." "Now tell me, how is everyone?" "Fine." "There is celebration." "But everyone is missing you, child." "Riya, forget about becoming famous." "We've everything by the grace of God." "Return to us." "Dad, don't say such things today." "There will be feast today at home." "l've invited the entire village." "But tell me, do you still eat chicken. ." ". .or did you turn vegetarian." "Dad, you know I can't keep away from non-veg." "Today I'll celebrate your birthday by eating grilled chicken." "Oh !" "I'm late for office, dad." "I'm leaving." "Bye and happy birthday." "Bye." "Riya, child. ." "Number 12." "You're finished now." "You've cheated me." "You." "This too is destroyed." "God !" "Help my Riya." "And send a young boy for her." "Come. I'll drop you today." "Don't laugh, aunt Rosy." "I asked you." "Why did she give me this gift?" "Good morning, Tanya." "Good morning." "Aditya, where were you?" "Why are you late?" "I was getting slapped. ." "I mean I was eating breakfast." "Did you've enough?" "Why?" "Because you'll get scolding from boss now." "Boss is very furious." "Oh no!" "What does he think of himself?" "He'll make me wait." "He'll make Jhola Ramani wait." "The entire world is after me and he'll make me wait." "He hasn't given file of Mehta and Mehta." "Where the hell is he?" "Good morning, sir." "Look." "Here is he." "He is here." "Good morning, sir." "What is so good about this morning?" "You've raised my blood pressure and say good morning." "Mehta and Mehta have phoned 4 times since morning." "You misplaced their file and say good morning." "You come in afternoon in the office and say good morning." "Sir, I had sent the file to their office last evening." "Aditya, you want to say that sir is fool, idiot and mad." "is he senile to say that Mehta and Mehta. ." ". .have phoned 4 times since morning?" "Dear, first decide what you're doing?" "Are you taking my side or abusing me?" "Sir, I'm scolding him on your behalf." "Sir, let him scold. I like it. -ls he a fool?" "Shut up both of you." "Shut up!" "Sir. ." "Sir." "You both are fool." "Sorry, sir." "You neither work nor dress up properly." "Sir, I'm properly dressed. -l'm talking about him, not you." "Look, he's wearing torn jeans." "The string of underwear is out." "What is it?" "Sir, it's string of shirt." "Look." "This is not a college, but a corporate office of a big finance company." "You must be dressed properly here." "Wear sober clothes." "Like a proper executive." "Learn from him, Vicky." "First you learn to come to office on time." "Or I'll have to shift my office in your house." "It'll be close to my house." "And mine too." "The office will be in your house." "Yeah !" "Tell me, why were you late today?" "Sir, that. ." "What?" "Sir, he fell from the bike." "Yes, sir." "You fell from the bike and your trousers were torn." "You were here, so how did you know he fell from the bike?" "Sir, look at his face." "He looks so lowly." "I've tied a ponytail." "But I'm not stupid." "So are you crazy?" "Shut up, friend !" "You know, ever since that girl slapped. ." ". .me, I'm feeling something." "It had to happen." "You've been slapped for the first time in life." "And I get slapped more often than I eat food." "Now that you've been slapped once, you'll keep getting it." "What?" "l mean to say you'll get a good girl soon." "Really?" "Yeah !" "Hi !" "Hi, Riya." "Hi, Mili." "How are you?" "First class." "How about you?" "I'm working in the same news channel." "News channel." "Where are you going?" "l'm waiting for Rahul." "You still. ." "Your Rahul is here." "Mili." "Bye, Riya." "Bye." "Bye, Riya." "Bye." "Bye, Riya." "I'm blind, brother." "Sorry." "I'm sister, not brother." "Sister." "Yes." "Oh, sister." "What's the time in my watch, sister?" "9.45." "9.45?" "Didn't the bus arrive yet?" "No, it'll be here soon." "Tell this blind man when the bus comes." "Yes, sure" "Thief!" "Thief!" "Nab him. -l'm here." "Thief!" "Thief!" "They both are hands in gloves." "Come." "Come." "Stop." "Where are you going?" "You want bag." "Yes." "It's their racket." "One friend steals and other supports. ." "Madam." "Take your bag." "Where is the thief?" "You wanted him too." "I mean. . he escaped." "He escaped or did you make him flee?" "What?" "Listen, these are old fashion tricks to woo a girl." "Why don't you try something new?" "And listen, I'm not like those girls. ." ". .who come to Mumbai for this." "I'm a decent girl from a decent family." "Ok?" "So don't try to be over-smart." "What a slap!" "I heard it till there." "Friend, I too have loved." "But I've never snatched anyone's income for love." "It would've been better if you would've let me take the bag." "Never mind." "Take my business card." "Keep it. lf you need me, phone me." "And apply ointment at night. lt'll heal." "Hi." "Chameli !" "My girlfriend." "Chameli." "Can I say something, Aditya?" "Go on, pal." "Why do I feel that she's used to slapping. ." ". .and you to getting slapped?" "Shut up, friend !" "I don't rue getting slapped, but that she misunderstands me." "Then let's go and explain it to her." "But where and how?" "What's her name?" "Riya." "Let's go and find Riya." "We don't have the address." "We'll find the address." "Come." "What's her name?" "Riya." "All the Riya's on Orkut will be out." "I mean to say, their profile." "But how can you be sure that she'll be on Orkut?" "But she might be." "Yeah !" "Let's try." "Where does she work?" "ln a news channel." "News channel." "Riya." "Wow!" "This old lady." "She's for you." "She's not the one." "She's my Riya." "Yes." "She's hot." "Shut up!" "I mean to say. . don't just stare." "Express your feelings." "Send her a message." "Oh !" "'Hi, this is Aditya." "Recognized me?" "'" "'You had slapped twice on my one cheek with love.'" "One more message." "'l want to say that I'm not like what you think.' l've recognized you properly." "Vicky is never wrong. -lt's here." "What has she written?" "If you send me message again, I had just slapped you now. ." ". .you can't even imagine what I'll do next." "You're not a friend, but a ghost." "A Dracula that's sucking my blood." "If you can't solve a problem, don't aggravate it." "Please." "I've. ." "Stop." "Stop it." "You know, she used to think I'm partially bad." "But because of your stupid idea. ." ". .she thinks I'm totally immoral." "Can I say something?" "No." "Important. ." "No." "Once. ." "Quiet!" "I say quiet." "Vicky, our hero was so happy till yesterday. ." ". .and today he has long face." "Actually our hero was in love before. ." ". .but now he's heart broken." "Why do you worry?" "I know how to change his mood." "With grilled crab." "Waiter?" "Vicky, this voice is familiar." "Yes, madam." "Listen." "Listening?" "When I ordered crab, you said it's not there." "How did you get it now?" "Riya." "From sea." "What?" "She's the same girl who slapped you?" "Yes." "They'd signed it earlier. lt got released now." "What?" "Oh !" "I mean they had ordered on the phone." "I don't know. I came here earlier so I want the crab." "Should I give birth to crab now. ." "No ifs and buts." "Go quickly." "I'll be back." "Wait." "Had it been Chalandhar, I would've taught him a lesson." "Excuse me, Miss Slap. ." "Riya." "Miss Riya." "You can take the crab." "You?" "Yes." "So you came here following me." "And you want to be a hero by offering crab." "You're getting me wrong again." "I don't want to know you." "But listen to me." "Shut up!" "First scrap, then crab." "Look, you. ." "Didn't I say that these are old tricks to woo girls?" "Move." "Don't mess with me." "Miss Riya, yours. ." "Listen." "I think he'll get slapped again." "Riya." "Riya." "Listen." "Listen to me. -l think you won't give up so easily." "Yes." "Why should I?" "If someone thinks wrong about you, do you give up?" "Listen. I know you properly." "Ok?" "That's the problem." "Listen." "You misunderstand me." "Riya, please give me a chance to prove that I'm not wrong." "I'm not a bad boy." "Riya, please." "I promise, after that you won't see me again." "But I'm not interested." "Ok?" "Ok." "But you're interested in slapping me." "You can slap me, but you won't listen to me." "Riya, please." "I'm warning you." "If you don't listen to me, I'll haunt you like a ghost." "Please." "Please." "Please, Riya." "Tell me." "Not now." "Tomorrow." "At the same place and same time." "And I'll order 2 crabs this time." "Ok?" "Will you come?" "l'll think about it." "Aditya, forget her." "You can't woo her." "Let's find someone else." "No, only Riya will be in my life." "So you'll always stay a bachelor." "lf violence and not finance had been my business, I'd have killed them today." "God knows where they are!" "We're here, sir." "You've come." "Where were you?" "Sir, don't ask that." "Ask what did we do." "What did you do?" "Sir, we've just enticed a girl's heart." "What are you saying?" "What rubbish !" "Don't stop me, friend." "Sir, no matter what I'll say it." "Yes." "A foreign returned priest had told. ." ". .me once, I'll kill a person." "I think he was wrong. I'll kill not one, but two men." "Ok, sir." "Kill us and kill your last hope too." "Meaning?" "l mean we'll meet her." "Who?" "The girl to start love saga." "Just think, when on her fair cheeks. ." ". .you'll kiss with your black lips. ." "I mean to say you'll kiss her with your hot lips. ." "But whom will I kiss." "Tanya." "Really?" "Yes." "No." "You're trying to fool me." "No, sir. I swear by your ponytail." "Sir, we praised you a lot in front of her." "Really?" "Yes." "What did she say?" "What could she say?" "Did you see well going to a thirsty man?" "No." "Thirsty man has to go to the well." "But she's strange." "She never asked me for water." "Often I stand at the reception for no reason." "Often I call her in my cabin." "But I can't express my feelings." "Shame!" "I mean you must be feeling shy." "Remember." "Girls often say no in place of yes." "But this is a difficult case." "Girl is below 25 and boy is above 55." "Don't worry." "Even on old buildings, new flags are hoisted." "But it is done just once a year." "On independence day." "How will that help me?" "Sir, we're here." "We'll arrange something." "But don't tell her that we'd told you all this." "Ok." "Ok." "Why did you phone?" "I've sanctioned Kishanchand's loan." "What?" "Get his papers. I'll sign them." "But they didn't submitted important papers." "But gave me sweets." "Don't be surprised." "He's my personal friend." "It's my personal matter. I've sanctioned it." "That's final." "Crook." "You called me crook." "How dare you call me crook!" "sir, I didn't say it." "Tanya says so." "When she's alone." "Ok." "She says with grace and shyness and jerking her tresses. ." ". .that you're a crook." "Crook is such a sweet pet name." "Even my dad used to say that with love." "And I used to sit on his lap." "You're so cute." "You never know." "Even Tanya might sit in my lap. ." "Riya." "Who is Aditya?" "Why do you care?" "Come here." "I've cooked butter chicken." "But tell me, who is Aditya?" "Konika, there are many Aditya's who. ." ". .want to take girls on a ride." "He must be one of them who is chasing me." "And you?" "You know I'm here to achieve something." "Then do it." "I mean the boy is handsome." "Give him my mobile number." "Ok?" "Tomorrow he's going to prove his decency. I'll do it them." "Ok?" "I'm famished now." "Butter chicken. I want it too." "Did you get it?" "I want to get rid of that girl." "Sir, that's a great idea." "I'll mix something in a cake and she won't see you again." "Will there be any problem?" "No." "Even it happens, you'll be in troubel, not me." "Hero!" "You're Aditya." "But you look so distressed." "Why?" "You must be wondering if you love. ." ". .story will start today or not." "Yes. I don't know if she'll come today." "And if she comes, how will I tell her what's in my heart." "Don't fear, when I'm near." "I'll give you an idea to take your love story to its climax." "Meaning?" "Do you see that boy in glasses?" "He gave me an idea." "He wants to ger rid of a glass and you want to befriend one." "Correct." "So we'll use his idea and change it." "But what's the idea?" "Listen." "Yes." "What are you doing?" "l was just checking your ear." "Tell me." "Stop kidding." "Yes." "But will there be any problem." "No." "Even it happens, you'll be in troubel, not me." "Hi, Riya." "Hi." "Come." "Tell me." "What's the rush !" "l'm in a hurry." "What will you have?" "l don't want to eat anything with you." "Hello." "Hello, sweety." "My darling." "My dear Riya." "How are you?" "I'm fine." "Child, today I miss you a lot." "l too miss you a lot." "Child Riya, since you left I am feeling. ." ". .l" "love you more than I used to." "I love you too." "'What?" "She has a boyfriend.'" "Listen. I've heard a news on radio." "A boy called a girl for lunch to tell her how decent he was." "Ok?" "Yes, child." "Later it was found that he had planned. ." ". .it with the waiter of the hotel." "Then?" "Do you know he missed drug in girl's food." "For hero." "For specky." "Don't ask what happened." "Don't worry. I know how to deal with such people, dad." "Your dad." "Yes." "I knew it." "Sir, take your cake." "Ok, thanks." "You may go." "What?" "He was asking for tip." "Hi, Rohan." "Hi." "Sit." "Rohan, when I call you, you refuse." "Today you've asked me to come." "Anything special." "Yes, it's special." "Sir, take your cake." "Tell me quickly. I've to leave early." "Riya, what I want to say is in this cake!" "What I want to say is in this cake!" "How romantic!" "Ok." "So you wanted to say this." "Yes." "I love you. I want to marry you." "What!" "Oh no!" "Fraud !" "l love you too. I too want to marry you." "Rohan." "Rohan. I love you." "I want to get rid of you." "If you want, I can just pass time with you." "Retake!" "You've got me wrong." "l want to know what you've written on this chit, nothing else." "How romantic!" "'l love you. I want to marry you.'" "That chit was of someone else." "I had written that I want to get rid of you." "If you want, I can just pass time with you." "And this. ." "Someone else might've written it for someone else." "What?" "Yes." "I hate you." "Thank you." "she left." "Ok, but my work isdone." "But what happened to that poor boy. I don't care." "What?" "Yes." "I can neve make a place for myself in her heart." "For the first time a boy has entered my heart." "She'll never forgive me now." "I've to apologize to her." "Don't delay." "Send her a scrap." "Look, Riya's scarp." "Read it." "I'm sorry." "Can we meet tomorrow?" "Man, congratulations." "After all you had wooed a girl." "Tell me about yourself." "Where are you from?" "What do you do?" "What do you like?" "I'm from Punjab. I'm a Punjabi girl." "My dad and I love each other very much." "We live in a joint family." "Ok." "We live with uncle and aunt." "And mother. -l'm unlucky in that matter." "She's no more." "Oh !" "What about your parents?" "I'm double unlucky." "I've no parents." "I'm so sorry." "Anyway, forget that." "Tell me, why did you come to Mumbai?" "We've everything by the grace of God." "But I told dad that I'll go to Mumbai and get success." "And chose my own life partner." "Really?" "So what type of a life partner do you want?" "Simple, but sweet." "Even if he doesn't have a bungalow. ." ". .he must've a flat in a tower." "And?" "And. ." "Even if he's not a boss in his company, he must be a manager." "And?" "And. ." "Yes. I don't care about imported cars, but he must've a bike." "And?" "And. ." "You tell me about yourself." "ln easy finance company. ." "You're the boss." "No." "Manager." "That's cool." "I've a flat in a tower in Goregoan." "And I've a bike too." "Won't you take me on a ride on that bike." "Of course." "The eyes have insinuated desire." "The eyes have insinuated desire." "The heart is elated." "The heart is elated." "Passion has aroused." "Passion has aroused." "Heart is beating with joy." "Heart is beating with joy." "The breeze tell me. ." "The breeze tell me. ." ". .this is love." "This is love." "This is love." "This is love." "The eyes have insinuated desire." "The heart is elated." "The heart is elated." "We'll make a dream world." "We'll adorn it with love." "We'll make a dream world." "We'll adorn it with love." "In our joy. ." "The windows and doors smile." "The windows and doors smile." "The eyes have insinuated desire." "The eyes have insinuated desire." "The heart is elated." "The heart is elated." "Passion has aroused." "Passion has aroused." "Heart is beating with joy." "Heart is beating with joy." "The breeze tell me. ." "The breeze tell me. ." ". .this is love." "This is love." "This is love." "This is love." "This is love." "Uncle, dance." "Swing." "Swing." "Why've we come here?" "is there a wedding here?" "They're celebrating our wedding." "Uncle, dance." "You know them?" "Yes." "Come on." "Enough." "Enough." "Congrats." "Congrats." "Thanks, Mr. Ganpat." "Sister-in-law, since you married Aditya my problem is over." "Or else in my bedroom, late night he used to. ." "In your bedroom. ." "No. I mean. ." "Mr. Ganpat." "Mr." "Ganpat, come. lt's cool inside." "Come, brothers." "Let's dance with Mr. Ganpat." "Thank you, Mr. Ganpat." "Nice guy!" "What's going on?" "Riya. ." "What?" "I stay here." "What?" "You lied to me that you live in a tower." "What else could I've done?" "I never wanted to lie to you." "But when you said you want a life partner. ." ". .with a flat in tower, I got scared." "I thought I would lose you, so. ." "So you lied." "Now tell me, are you a manager in your company or not?" "Riya, that. ." "What?" "I am a manager." "And I'll buy a flat in a tower soon." "Our row-houses are bought by a builder." "With that money, we'll buy a flat in a tower." "Don't cry please." "Aditya, I'm not sad because you don't have. ." ". .a flat, but because you lied to me." "And I told dad about it." "He was against our marriage." "If he finds this out. ." "Dad." "Dad." "Your dad is no more for you." "Riya, I never stopped you from doing anything." "But I never thought you'll marry. ." ". .without" "letting me meet the boy." "Fine." "Now be happy." "I break all relationship with you." "Dad listen to me." "God." "Uncle, you disconnected the phone and yet you broke it." "When I broke ties with my daughter. ." ". .what's the use of mobile now?" "I've to buy a flat in tower at any cost." "I can't see tears in Riya's eyes." "Can you see your bank balance?" "Look, I give loan to others." "Can't I get loan?" "You will." "But only 15 lakhs." "In 15 lakh, you can't buy a flat in a tower." "So what should I do?" "l'll tell you." "Riya. -l'll get 15 lakhs too." "It means 30 lakhs." "I too will marry." "I've jewelry worth 5 lakhs." "That's 35 lakhs." "I'm going to get married." "Shut up." "Dad." "Child, my darling." "My honey." "I tried a lot." "But I can't live without you." "Uncle, enough." "You'll run out of balance." "Yes, long distance calls are expensive." "I knew you were saying that in anger." "Yes, child." "I'm no longer anger and I've come to Mumbai to meet you." "Dad has reached Mumbai." "What?" "What?" "What?" "We've to do something." "If he sees me here, He'll take me to Punjab." "Talk to him." "Hello." "Hello, child." "Hello." "Hello." "child, how come your voice sounds masculine?" "I'm Kishore Kumar." "What are you saying?" "Kishore Kumar, hello." "You used to sing on radio, but after death you're answering phones." "I'm your son-in-law." "You'll get me in trouble." "Son-in-law!" "You fool !" "Aren't you ashamed to joke with your father-in-law." "Come to station to receive me." "Then who will go to office." "Your father-in-law has come to Mumbai for the. ." ". .first time and you want to go to office." "If you don't come, I won't let this train move." "What if he really doesn't come?" "Yes, I didn't think about it." "Uncle, take his address." "Tell me your address." "What happened?" "You're in trouble." "What happened?" "He's coming here." "Hello." "Hello." "Son-in-law, how come you voice has changed?" "I've cold." "So soon." "Yes." "That. ." "Ok, fine." "No problem." "Give me your address." "Sidhu, write it down." "Here." "Don't give me money." "Write it down." "He wants the address." "Give him." "What's the problem?" "How can he?" "Write." "Jethabhai chawl ( row house )." "Chawl." "What are you doing?" "Hello." "Hello." "Your voice keeps changing from one person to another." "What's going on?" "What's the reason?" "The cold is cured." "So soon." "Fine." "Tell me the address." "Ding dong market." "Kamla Nagar." "Vimla compound." "32 lane." "Khar, Dadar, Bandra." "Uncle, Andheri is left. -l got it." "What did I understand?" "He gave me a lengthy address." "Kamla." "Ding-dong." "Kamal." "Bandra." "Andheri." "Darkness." "What are you doing?" "Looking for Jalandhar station." "Fool !" "Jalandhar is not there, but here." "What will happen now?" "You handle. I'm leaving." "Look, pal." "Now that you're our friend, you've to fulfill friendship." "I'll do something." "Let him come." "You'll take a week to buy a flat." "Correct." "I'll handle him in the meantime." "That's more like it." "But. ." "Don't worry." "I'll handle him." "Yes." "What should I say if he phones me?" "Disconnect it." "shut up!" "Give me your phone." "I'll keep your phone." "You buy a new one." "I'll take care of this." "Ok?" "Fantastic idea." "Your life is set." "Uncle, I think they won't come." "Yes." "But we've to wait." "Yes." "What are you saying?" "You're payine me money to steal." "Yes." "For the first time, someone is doing that." "I think I've become a professional pick-pocket." "Leave that." "Did you understand everything. -l know." "Go." "But why do you want me to pick-pocket of your father-in-law?" "I think he isn't a professional." "Let's find someone else." "We'll find many. ." "No. I'm ready. I'll do the work." "Go quickly." "Come with me, brother." "Can't you see?" "Are you blind?" "Yes, brother." "For the first time my prediction is right." "We've erred by calling a blindman, blind." "Brother, forgive us." "Give me money." "Money?" "Yes." "My cane is broken." "Give me the broken cane." "Here." "It's really broken." "Right." "Sidhu, note." "He's paying." "Don't note, but pay him money." "Take 500." "This is 100." "500." "It's in the back." "Last." "Give me the old cane." "Here" "Buy a brand new one." "Thank you." "Repair it. lt'll come in handy later." "Brother, you're so kind." "I want to hug you." "With love." "Yes." "Go ahead." "Here." "Great!" "It's done." "Where is that man going?" "I think he fled with the money." "What are you saying?" "I'm professional." "Give it to me." "take 100 rupees and enjoy." "Only 100." "Yes." "Thief." "I'm a thief?" "Yes." "I'm a thief?" "Yes." "You're a pick-pocket." "Police." "Police." "Do you feel weakness?" "Yes." "Are you feeling giddy?" "Yes." "Are you famished?" "Yes." "Take money and eat something." "It's picked." "What?" "Some pick-pocketed me." "Fine." "Uncle, why did you hit me?" "For the first time I'm robbed and you say it's fine." "You didn't get it." "I was saying, you lost only money." "You still have the phone." "Yes." "Phone your daughter." "My darling." "My honey." "Riya child." "This is Nathu confectioner." "Really?" "Hang up." "No." "Uncle, don't break it." "This is the last phone." "Control." "Control." "I'll go." "Go." "I'm in control. I won't break it." "Dad." "Yes." "Who are you?" "I thought I found my dad lost in 'Kumbh' fair." "If he was lost at 'Kumbh' fair, why. ." ". .are you looking at the station?" "Go there. -l looked everywhere for him." "But I didn't find him" "You look worried, sir." "Does my jacket color shows that?" "I'm worried." "Someone robbed uncle." "Uncle my dad was robbed similarly." "He had my mother's address." "He hasn't returned till today." "Did you've anyone address?" "Yes, child." "My daughter's address." "Now when I phone her, some confectioner answers." "Where will you stay in this city without money?" "Yes." "Uncle, come with me." "I've a big house and a big heart." "Stay with me, uncle." "I'll think I found my lost dad." "Strange." "Great ghosts reside in Mumbai." "Great souls!" "I found a readymad son." "Readymade." "Readymade." "Say ready." "Ready." "M." "M." "Ad." "Ade." "Readymad." "Readymade." "Even in Mumbai he can't speak English properly." "Come." "Ok, son." "Listen, is your mother home?" "Why?" "She too might feel that your dad has returned." "Shall we?" "Come." "Kid, I've told you often your loan can't be sanctioned." "That's final." "I want to make old-age home on my land." "It's your own land." "Build whatever you want. I don't care." "Sir, this is a noble deed." "You'll get reward of it, not me." "I didn't get it. -l've told you this is a big amount of loan." "I've to consider the person and his. ." ". .background before giving loan." "But sir, I've all the papers." "But I'm not ready." "Come after 15 days." "Go." "I've been waiting for 6 months." "Even I'm waiting for 6 months so that you understand it." "But you don't get it." "But I've got it." "Yes." "No, I've to go to the bathroom. I'm going." "Uncle, don't worry. I'll try." "Come after 15 days." "Ok?" "Ok." "Aditya." "Who died?" "Your father-in-law." "l'm not so lucky." "Your father-in-law is a dinosaur." "Keep him at your house." "Forgive me." "That's why I came here. I need Jholu's sign on loan papers." "But where is he?" "At his favorite place." "Hello, Tanya." "What?" "What happened?" "You're in trouble." "Again?" "What happened?" "Riya is coming here." "Call her in." "What's the big deal?" "You forgot." "You told Riya that you're the manager here." "Oh no!" "What to do now?" "Where should I hide?" "Sit on this manager's chair." "Are you mad?" "Sit." "May I come in, manager." "Hi, Riya." "Hi." "Look what I've brought for you." "What?" "Chicken." "Fish." "Wow!" "You'll like it with lemon." "Thank God I saw you in manager's chair." "Vicky, is my dad fine?" "What can happen to him?" "Everything is fine now." "Everything will be fine." "Aditya will take signature of his manager." "Yes." "But Aditya is the manager." "That general. ." "General manager!" "Yes." "Let's go." "What's the rush !" "That. . his work will be done." "What will be done?" "Loan must've been sanctioned." "I just remembered. I too have to meet my boss for loan." "Ok, bye." "Bye." "See you." "Bye." "We got saved." "Was I looking like a manger?" "You're asking a stupid question." "You're far better than our manager." "He's grumpy and fatso." "I'm grumpy. I'm fatso." "Sir, I was talking about his old boss, not you." "Sir, you're far better than his old boss." "Sir, you're tall, dark and handsome." "Don't try to fool me." "I'm not so stupid." "Got it?" "Yes." "I'm not dark." "I may be tall and handsome." "I can agree to it." "By the way, why are you in my cabin?" "Sir, my loan. ." "I've told you I can't give you 15 lakh loan to you." "It's a big amount." "How can it be done?" "Sir, look what I've got for you." "What?" "Chicken." "Meatball." "Fish." "Fry." "Yet the amount is huge." "Sir, you'll like it more with lemon." "Do you've lemon?" "We'll get it." "15 lakh." "Yet, 15 lakh is a huge sum." "Sir, my wife has cooked it." "15 lakh." "Sir, I'll feed you this daily if I get a house." "Yet, 15 lakh is a huge sum." "Ok, sir. lf you don't sign. ." "We too feel hungry." "Pen." "Give him pen." "Pen." "Yes." "Give me lemon and leave me alone." "Ask him, uncle." "Where is Ding Dong market in Andheri West at Bandra?" "They look sick." "Even your loan is sanctioned." "Cool." "We just need a flat of your choice." "Then we'll call dad." "I wonder how is he." "Don't worry about him." "Vicky is taking care of him." "Stop." "Brother, stop talking on phone." "Where is Ding Dong market in Andheri West at Bandra?" "What are you saying?" "I don't know." "Let me go." "Wait. -l'll be there." "Yes, Mr. Kokreja." "We're getting a ready flat in our budget." "SMS me the address." "I'll come with my wife to see it." "Ok, thanks." "So how is it?" "Very good." "It's reallly nice." "Sir, come." "Mr." "Kokreja." "Yes." "Did you like our society?" "There are big towers. -lt's nice." "Sister, builders don't build such towers anymore." "Come." "The lift is so big." "Builders don't build such lifts anymore." "14th floor." "Just a minute." "Come, son." "Are you going to 14th floor?" "Yes." "Yes." "You too?" "Yes." "But you don't have an ice-cream." "is ice-cream necessary to go to 14th floor?" "Your mother doesn't scold you on eating ice-cream like my mother." "You know, I eat ice-cream daily hiding in this lift." "From ground floor to 14th floor and back." "I eat my ice-cream this way." "Very cute." "Come." "Chintu, how are you?" "Fine." "What are you eating?" "Your favorite item, ice-cream?" "Besides me, everyone else get their favorite dish." "Keep quiet." "Don't say anything in the meeting." "Ok?" "Ok." "Everyone else will keep yapping." "Shut up!" "How are you, brother Badbad Singh?" "Me?" "I'm fine." "Mr. Badbad Singh." "If you're talking to us, talk in Hindi." "Ok. I'll talk in Hindi." "We've to teach a lesson to the traitor." "Thief will be caught someday." "He has enjoyed a lot." "Yes." "Everyone besdies me is enjoying." "Now shut up." "hello, brother." "Hello, sister-in-law." "How are you, sister Sarla?" "Fine." "Chintu, what are you doing here?" "I'm going to terrace to play tennis." "There is emergency meeting of the society." "Play in the garden." "Come." "Our 14th floor is here." "Take other lift and go down." "Go." "Ok, grandpa." "Bye." "Bye." "Very bad." "We weren't aware of such misdeed taking place in our vicinty." "So?" "What have you decided, secretary?" "What to think?" "Our society has no place for such wicked people." "He'll be exiled tomorrow morning." "What?" "He'll be exiled." "Meaning?" "He'll be thrown out." "It's a big hall. -lsn't it." "Builders are thieves these day." "They don't make big halls anymore." "You're lucky to get a big hall." "Look, you're newly married." "You'll get a child soon." "He'll become a big cricketer playing cricket here." "And you'll get another kid soon." "I got it. -l'll explain." "You didn't get it yet." "Come." "Come, sister." "Look at the crockery." "Come here, sister." "This is plasma TV." "You'll get it too." "Plasma." "Yes." "Come here." "Look, furniture of teak wood." "It'll last longer than humans." "Son of Rustom had made it for himself." "Why doesn't he stay here?" "He went to America for business and settled there." "Adi, this is my dream house." "We've to buy it." "Please." "Don't break her heart." "Say yes." "Sister-in-law, two other clients saw this." "They can give token any minute." "Why don't we finalized the deal before them?" "Fine." "But did you talk about our budget." "Yes." "I told 50 lakh to Mr. Rustom." "What?" "I had said 35 lakhs." "No." "Neither more nor less." "75 lakh means 75 lakh." "Don't be a miser." "The clients are in need." "Kukreja, quiet." "This is not a market." "Uncle, flat. ." "It is good that's why you like it." "It belongs to my son." "He settled in America." "He doesn't need flat, but money for business." "So I'm selling the flat." "But uncle, some. ." "Child." "No ifs and buts." "Neither more nor less. 75 lakhs means 75 lakhs." "Ok?" "Sorry." "Ok." "Maybe we are not destined to get this flat." "Thank you, uncle." "Come, Adi." "Adi." "Wait." "How much can you pay?" "35 lakhs." "And remaining 40 lakhs." "l can pay you soon." "I've a room in parel." "Builder has bought that row house." "So you'll get the money in a month or two. I'll pay you then." "I give you 3 months." "Great." "Thank you, uncle." "No." "Don't thank me now." "First hear me out." "Then decide to thank me or say sorry to me." "Go on. -l've a condition." "After 3 months if you don't pay the entire amount. ." ". .l'll keep the money you pay earlier." "It doesn't happen so." "Tell me if you agree." "I agree." "Adi." "I'll arrange the money in a month." "Alright." "Sign the agreement." "And come with your luggage to settle there." "I don't want to hear you." "What did you do in our society?" "We won't do it again." "Don't throw our luggage." "You ashamed us." "Forgive us." "Don't throw our things." "Throw his things." "Throw his things.-Get the couple out." "You've betrayed us." "Throw it." "We won't do it." "We can't tolerate it." "We didn't know." "Excuse me, uncle." "What's happening?" "What do you mean?" "That husband-wife." "Ok." "That husband-wife stayed in the building and ate non-veg." "So?" "Non-veg is prohibited in this building." "Tell us, do any one of you eat non-veg." "No, no." "No." "Not at all." "If you eat non-veg, no need to unpack." "You can return." "Not at all." "We don't eat." "But why is it so?" "Why?" "Didn't you see the board?" "Pavitra co-op housing society." "Strictly vegetarian." "What now?" "We've managed so far." "We'll think of something." "Stop kidding." "Life is kidding us, not me." "You know we're the winner of all the problems in this world." "You too!" "What a lovely!" "What are you doing here?" "Home-delivery." "Yes, my house is here." "I'm delivering myself." "I'm a paying guest in the society." "Why are you here?" "Trying?" "What?" "To understand." "Don't confuse me." "Or I'll be furious." "Tell me frankly." "We've bought a flat in this society." "Stop over acting." "I mean, what was the need?" "Have you given up non-vegetarian food forever?" "No." "Then why did you buy flat here?" "They're vegetarian." "We didn't know." "I got it." "You'll be out before you enter." "Everyone is pure vegetarian here." "Ok. I got it." "Now what to do?" "First take entry." "Then you'll get dysentry." "I mean you're decent." "So you'll entry." "Decent entry." "Desentry." "Take the bag." "Kadu." "Sidhu, uncle." "It's the same." "Do you think we'll find Riya." "I don't know." "But if we keep looking for her like this, we'll be lost." "Look at me. I've become unhealthy." "I've lost muscles." "Yes. ln Punjab you used to look like He-man." "Here you look like a mouse." "How did it happen?" "is this any food?" "I miss food of Jalandhar, dad." "I lost my apetite seeing this food." "Why?" "I don't like to eat anything if there is no chicken or meat." "I don't like veg plant." "l too don't like it." "But we're helpless." "So eat it." "Yes." "But what?" "I won't need to go on a diet if I get such food daily." "I'll become slim." "That's good. I'll save money on gym." "Shut up!" "Mr. Rustom should've told us that this is a veg society." "It's not his fault, but ours." "Fearing your dad, we bought flat in a hurry." "Don't bring dad in the middle." "Ok?" "Ok, relax." "Listen. I've an idea." "Go on." "We can go out and eat non-veg food." "We sure can." "But what if dad comes home and ask for non-veg food?" "Sir, bill." "What for?" "For the food you ate." "Sir, bill." "For what?" "For the food your served." "Meaning?" "l've never tasted such tasteless chicken." "Even mouse are bigger than this in our village." "Look, if you don't pay the bill, I'll call the police." "Uncle." "Why do I feel that he's threatening you?" "You feel so?" "Yes." "Sure?" "Yes." "I'll give a befitting reply to his threats." "You want money?" "Yes." "The tie is good." "Thank you." "Knock out." "I'm late again." "Boss will kill me." "Aditya, how are you?" "Fine." "You?" "Same to same." "Fine." "Why is he barking?" "You didn't ask mother how she is." "I would ask if I see her." "Where is your mother?" "She's mummy." "She's a bitch." "Speak softly." "If my wife hears, she'll put a belt around my neck and mummy will take me for a walk." "Oh my God !" "She's from my in-law's place." "My wife thinks she's her mother's rebirth." "Ok." "Fine." "Take care of your mummy." "I'm late." "Bye." "I've to take care of her." "So it's you." "Yes." "I'm the Harry Potter of the society." "Chintu Chaturvedi." "Now move so that I can come in." "Come in." "Have you come to 14th floor eating ice-cream." "No, I've come to meet you." "Me?" "Why?" "Because I like you." "Do you like me too?" "Of course." "Thank you." "My school bus." "Bye." "You'll go to school wearing these clothes." "Aunt, there is fashion dress competition in my school today." "I got it." "Take this." "Thank you." "Why are you keeping it in bag?" "Eat it." "Aunt, I'll eat it in recess." "You'll eat money during recess." "No." "My mother has given me money to buy something to eat." "Why?" "You don't like home made food." "No." "My mother can't make delicious food." "Ok, take my tiffin." "You'll take my tiffin daily." "Yours?" "Yes." "What if mummy find out?" "I promise not to tell anyone." "You too promise you'll take tiffin from here." "Ok." "And in return you'll kiss me." "Ok." "Bye." "Bye." "Kiss me now." "Bye." "Bye." "Aditya is here." "What is non-veg man doing in vegetarian society." "There must be something fishy." "I've to investigate." "Yes, Vicky. I've informed Adi." "He'll come soon." "I'm scared. I don't know what will happen." "What happened, Riya?" "You called me here urgently. ." "Adi, that. ." "Yes." "Dad." "What?" "Dad. ." "Nothing happened." "So what's the matter?" "Police arrested dad." "Why?" "Come and watch my dance." "Come and admire my dress." "Hello, inspector." "What hello?" "Who are you?" "Sir, I'm Vicky." "What do you want?" "I want to get someone released." "Whom?" "Sir, release those poor men." "What poor?" "That old man punched that waiter so hard. ." ". .that he faints after every 10 minutes." "I think I'll have to tell you the truth." "What truth?" "He's getting treatment." "For what?" "Mental imbalance." "He had a brother of your age." "Brother." "His name was Kaluram." "Kaluram." "He fled home when he was child saying he'll. ." ". .be neither doctor or collector. ." ". .but only inspector. -Inspector." "Since then he has gone mad." "And he does such act daily to get locked." "So that he can find his Kalurma in a police station." "He'll find it." "Look at the tears of a brother." "Yes." "Feel the pain." "Ok." "Release him." "Constable, release him." "Ok." "Thank you." "Thank you very much, sir." "Sir, if you find his brother tell me." "I'll do so." "Please tell me." "Sure." "We'll take something." "Brother, go." "We'll go in the morning." "I'll tell you if I find him." "I'll come and tell him." "How can I tell him?" "He didn't give me his address." "So what were you doing there?" "I've bought a flat there." "Are you talking about the flat at 14th floor?" "Yes." "Are you talking of 1401?" "Yes, sir." "But how did you know?" "l know everything." "Tell me, why did he give that flat to you?" "With cash." "Was I giving him vegetables instead of money." "They refused me flat because I'm non-vegetarian." "How did you get it?" "It's funny." "I can't eat it, but you can." "I got it. I got it." "You've bribed that secretary." "No, sir." "In fact I've quit non-vegetarian food." "Whom are you kidding?" "Me?" "No." "I can stop trying to woo Tanya." "But you can't give up non-veg." "Sir, believe me. I've quit." "Let it be." "Hello." "Hello." "Sir, it's mine." "That's why I was wondering." "Hi, Tanya. -lt's Vicky." "is everything fine?" "l got it." "Jholu is in front of you." "Yes Jholu is in front of me." "She's saying it." "Not me." "Carry on." "Let him say so." "Yes tell me. -l'm talking about your father-in-law." "He slapped a waiter then a taxi driver." "You married and got settled." "Will you keep your father-in-law with me till you get a child?" "Come to the garden and take your father-in-law?" "Ok." "What did Tanya say?" "She said." "Yes?" "She said. ." "Yes?" "She is ashamed to express her feelings." "She's on a leave." "So she called me to the garden." "Why you?" "She'll first tell it to me." "Ok?" "Then I'll tell it to you tomorrow." "Why tomorrow?" "Call me at night." "Sir, there is more fun in live telecast." "You're right." "Live telecast is more fun than highlights." "Correct." "Bye." "Wait." "What you doing?" "l'm kissing her hands." "Tell her to join office quickly." "Someone is anxious in her love." "Idle?" "No, listen properly." "I said anxious." "How romantic, sir!" "Bye." "See you." "Tell her." "I got about Tanya." "But I can't believe he quit non-veg." "Kadu." "Sidhu." "It's same." "Ask him why did he bring us here?" "Why?" "This is the place my dad was lost." "But he said it was 'Kumbh' fair." "Did I say so?" "Did he say so?" "Yes." "That's the starting point from where he went to the fair." "It's an inauspicious place." "Anyone can get lost from here." "What?" "Don't worry." "You'll find your girl." "Look for her." "You go there. I'll go to find my dad there." "Where?" "There." "Ok, fine." "Let's look for her." "Where?" "There." "Riya." "Riya." "Forget her." "Did you see this girl?" "He's a boy." "She's a girl." "Did you see her?" "No." "Stupid idiot." "Riya." "Riya." "Child Riya." "Child Riya." "What are you doing?" "Echo." "Just say it once, not twice." "Ok." "Brother, have you seen this girl?" "Dad." "He too is saying dad." "I doubt your character." "Why does everyone's dad resemble you?" "I think my face design is popular in India." "Forget that and say dad once again." "Dad." "Your voice sounds familiar." "Leave that." "Don't you recognize me?" "I'm your son-in-law." "Aditya." "Son-in-law." "Aditya." "Yes." "Fool, where is my Riya?" "This is a family problem." "Papa." "Riya." "Child Riya." "My dear." "My darling." "How are you?" "Fine." "And you?" "He's your son-in-law." "Aditya." "We meet. ln your family style." "Where were you?" "Everything got confused because of him." "Confusion, uncle." "Confution." "Say con." "Con." "fu." "Fu." "Tion." "Son." "Confution." "Confusion." "You can never speak English properly." "Everything got confused because of him." "He didn't come to station to receive me." "He did." "But he got late." "And you were gone by then." "Child, I phoned you many times, but. ." ". .some confectioner used to answer." "Really?" "Nathu confectioner." "Say it again." "Nathu confectioner." "This is not that voice." "Let's go home." "Come quickly." "Come, dad." "Thank God !" "I'm saved. parcel is at it's right place." "Come, dad." "This is your daughter's house." "Great!" "My dear." "My darling." "Riya, you've bought a good and big house." "Your dream has come true." "Yes." "Sit. I'll get water." "Sit." "Take care, Adi." "Uncle, house and TV is big." "Let's settle here." "Fool, closed flats of Mumbai aren't. ." ". .as good as fields of Jalandhar." "Son-in-law." "Son-in-law." "He's calling you." "What work do you do?" "l'm a manager in Easy finance company." "Come again. -l'm a manager in Easy finance company." "What are you doing, uncle?" "l think I've heard his voice earlier." "What?" "is it not possible." "We've met today." "You're mistaken." "Son-in-law, if I remember the voice. ." ". .l'll show who is mistaken." "Dad, take water." "Be ready in the evening." "We'll go to a hotel to eat food." "Hotel?" "We'll eat at home." "I didn't eat chicken for many days." "Cook chicken." "I'll be glad. I'll rest." "Where's the bedroom?" "There." "Come." "Massage my legs." "Do you've iron?" "Why?" "To press his legs." "Are you coming?" "Yes." "Adi, how can we cook chicken in this veg society?" "What to do?" "I've an idea." "is my parcel ready?" "Yes, everything with chicken." "Perfect." "Listen. is there any veg item?" "No." "I know you and your father-in-law are non-Veg." "If you eat veg food, you're faith will be defiled." "Stop taking non-veg food in 'Pavitra' society." "If you get caught, you will be. ." "Take this." "My father-in-law is famished." "Bye." "You'll lose your life too some day." "He told me he quit eating non-veg." "For whom did he buy non-veg food?" "I've to check." "Hello." "Mummy!" "You've come." "Mummy, that dad has ruined my life and now you. ." "How did I ever harm you?" "Please forgive me." "I think the dog won't listen." "Mummy, you won't listen so easily!" "I've to do something." "Come." "Bye." "I like you." "Hello." "Hello." "Brother, do you too feel something?" "What?" "Do you smell non-veg food?" "How can I?" "I'm strictly vegetarian." "Yes, everyone else besides me is vegetarian." "Yes." "But I'm sure. ." "What?" "Non-veg food was brought here." "Reallly?" "Brother, think hard." "What was brought?" "I remembered?" "What was brought?" "Dog." "Dog?" "Don't you like it?" "Open the door." "Does anyone eat dog?" "Bye." "I'm saved." "Mummy!" "Get lost!" "Riya, if food isn't ready bring apetizer." "Ok." "Sitaratar." "Starter." "Say Sit." "Sit." "Tar." "Sitaratar." "Starter." "You can never speak English properly." "Take this, dad." "Very good." "One should smell chicken before eating it." "Yes." "Which cock is crowing?" "Did you cook it well." "It's the ring tone." "Boss." "Yes, sir. I've talked to Tanya." "I'll come to office tomorrow for live telecast." "Forget that. I'm in your building compound." "What?" "I'm coming up." "Why?" "Why?" "l mean welcome, sir." "Most welcome." "It's not difficult but impossible to fool me." "Did I say it right?" "Dad, no." "Please leave the chicken." "Why?" "My boss is coming." "So what?" "Let me eat chicken." "You don't like the aroma." "Forget that, son-in-law." "It's chicken." "You dont get it." "What?" "If he sees you, you'll get to eat only vegetarian food for life." "Feed him that." "No, dad." "I'm famished." "Dad, please outside today." "Then my health and personality will be ruined." "Please. I beg of you." "Don't worry, child." "Where should I hide it?" "Who is it?" "Move aside." "Move." "Why?" "l want to come in." "Wait." "You move." "Why?" "I want to go out." "Listen." "Why do you want to come in?" "I want to meet you boss in his house." "And I am your boss' boss." "Go and tell your boss Aditya. ." ". .that his boss Jhola Ramani is here." "Uncle, why do I feel that he thinks you're a servant." "I got it now." "What?" "Jhole." "Aditya." "Save me." "You mess with me." "Dad, leave him." "sorry, sir." "He's my dad." "He's a villager." "Keep him there." "Why did you bring him to the city?" "Dad, you were going?" "Yes." "Come, Kadu." "Sidhu, uncle." "It's the same." "Tell me, what will you have?" "Aditya." "Where is he?" "I don't see him." "He's in the toilet. I'll call him." "And I'll see where he hid chicken." "Do something, God." "I think there is something." "Chicken lolipop." "I smelled it." "Hello, sir. -ls it done?" "You flushed after eating." "How come you are here?" "l was just passing by." "I was famished, so I came here." "Ok." "I go to anyone's house when I'm hungry." "But sir, today you've chosen a wrong day." "Really?" "We're fasting." "We didn't cook anything." "Really?" "But I'll cook for you." "What?" "Fritters." "Of what?" "Pumpkins. -l don't eat that." "Please, sir." "Two minutes." "No pumpkins." "Sir." "Sir." "Let's go." "Come on." "Where did you hide it?" "It's a superb idea. -l know." "We'll eat chicken." "Come on." "Hurry up." "Bones." "Oh !" "Where is the chicken?" "Let me see what it is." "I can't see anything." "Earlier I smelled egg, now I can smell chicken." "Badbad, did you eat chicken?" "Yes." "Yes?" "No." "So why do you smell of chicken?" "l. ." "What?" "I mean, I remembered." "I ate egg earlier." "Yes." "So chickem was hatched from that egg. ." ". .and so you can smell chicken." "I got it now." "It means someone else besides us eat non-veg." "You're right." "If others eat non-veg in this society, they would cook too." "So we can cook non-veg." "Riya, my tiffin. -lt's there." "Take it." "You're forgetting something." "What?" "Kiss." "Bye. I'll come tomorrow." "But it's Sunday." "Not to take tiffin, but to kiss you." "Bye." "Bye, take care." "Bye, uncle." "Bye, child." "I'm going too, Riya." "Don't forget your tiffin." "I've cooked chicken meatball specially for you." "And my special kiss." "Bye." "Bye." "Wow!" "Chicken meatball made by sister-in-law." "Thank God I won't have to eat cheap food of Retake's hotel." "Talk softly or else this crow might listen." "Crow?" "Where?" "Our boss." "Then say glutton." "Open it quickly. I'm famished." "Why doesn't it open?" "Try it." "I can't open it." "Can I try?" "Who is it?" "Glutton crow." "Sir, you?" "You?" "Sit. I'll open it." "No, sir." "There's nothing for you." "It's pure veg." "You know." "No problem. I'll eat pure veg today." "No, sir." "It's not fit for you." "No." "No, sir." "Give it to me, Thakur." "Sir, he's Aditya, not Thakur." "I know, it was a dialogue." "No, sir." "Don't leave it, Vicky." "Today I'll eat chicken." "No, sir." "Give it to me, Thakur." "Sir, he's Vicky, not Thakur." "I know, it is my style." "It is my style." "Don't open it, sir. I beg of you." "There's nothing for you." "There's nothing for you." "I'll find out when I open." "What is it?" "What?" "What is it?" "What?" "You're scum." "You work in a big company but bring apple for lunch." "Sir, I had said it wasn't fit for you." "Yes." "You like chicken, mutton." "And this. ." "You were forcing." "Now eat it." "Eat it." "Give it to Jholu." "Take it." "No." "Take it." "Take more." "I eat only chicken not this junk." "Fool." "sir, eat it." "What eat it?" "You said it had chicken." "Where is it?" "Riya said that to me." "If chicken is not here, where is it?" "Oh no!" "I'm sorry, Adi. I've erred." "No, I've erred by not stopping you from making non-veg." "What will happen now?" "What else?" "Pack up for us." "What?" "Chintu would've told Chaturvedi." "He'll be here to throw us out." "I think he's here." "Go and look." "You?" "Child Riya." "I was. ." "Forget it." "Child Riya, what did you give to Chintu. ." ". .in tiffin that his friends are his fan." "Fan." "Yes, aunt." "They liked it." "He saved it for me." "We wanted to ask you before eating." "I'll tell you." "Dad." "Dad." "Thank God you came." "Come inside." "Why?" "First let me tell them." "Come in the room." "Come." "First let me tell them what it is." "It's very good and tasty." "You'll like it if you gnaw it." "Dad, there is phone from Jalandhar." "Phone from Jalandhar?" "Come, Kadu." "Sidhu, uncle." "It's the same." "Come." "Go on." "Answer it quickly." "He's my dad." "Dad." "He has come from village." "But you didn't tell me, what it is?" "lt is that. ." "That. ." "Cottage cheese." "Yes." "Cottage cheese?" "It's too hard." "Riya's dad is too hard." "He likes hard things." "Let me taste it." "Yes." "No, you can't eat it." "You'll be defiled." "What?" "What?" "You'll get indigestion." "It was made in the morning." "It'll be stale." "It should be eaten within 2 hours." "Let me taste it once." "No. -l'll eat it." "Come on, grandpa." "Come on." "God, I think I've direct connection with you." "Wireless." "Thank you." "I love you. I love you." "I love you." "Thank you. I love you." "Badbad." "What's this?" "What?" "What's going on?" "What?" "Dad. -l'll see your dad later." "Let me first eat it." "Chicken." "Aditya." "Uncle Rustom, how are you?" "Very bad." "Why?" "Did you arrange the money?" "lt'll be done." "What?" "My builder will tell me when I'll get the money." "I'm warning you." "You've just 3 weeks." "If you don't pay me money, you'll have to evacuate the flat." "And I'll 'book' the money you've paid so far." "You mean you'll return it." "Am I a fool?" "Idiot, I've keep all the money." "Don't worry, uncle." "You'll get your money on time." "Really?" "It means Riya and her husband fooled me." "Come." "Vicky, time is short." "Uncle Rustom is asking for money." "That builder is delaying." "And there's problem of non-veg in the society." "I'm surrounded by problems." "I don't know what to do." "Thank God I didn't marry." "Don't marry before buying a flat in Mumbai." "I've to get a builder's girl to get a flat in Mumbai." "Please let me meet him." "He had called me." "Sorry, sir." "But he told me not to let you in." "But madam. ." "Madam. ." "She left." "Come." "Child." "Yes." "You know how long l'm struggling." "Try to understand my problem." "Ok." "We'll try." "Right?" "Yes, uncle." "We'll do something." "Thank you, son." "Don't worry." "Come after 1 15 days." "No, uncle." "We'll try today." "Come." "What?" "I won't get in this mess." "I'm tired trying to handle your problems." "I'm not interested in doing social service." "Look, I've got a job by fake certificates." "Why do you want to get me fired?" "I'm going." "Friend, listen. lf you've befriended me. ." "Why should I?" "I'm your friend, not yours." "We're not a match." "But listen. ." "What?" "Why do you want to lose your job for him?" "Come." "Son." "You had promised me." "Uncle, he forgets quickly." "Leave us. -l'll do something." "Give me file. I'll do something." "You'll get in trouble." "You'll live long." "Son, are you married?" "No." "Not yet?" "No." "I've a daughter." "Really?" "She's young." "Beautiful." "Very good." "Smart." "Great!" "Want to marry her?" "Are you a builder?" "No." "Get lost." "My dear. ." "Sir, this is the file of that old man for loan." "Sign it." "sign it." "Do you own the place?" "Who is the boss?" "You or me?" "I can't sanction this loan." "Why not?" "All the papers and documents are complete." "Yes, but some papers are missing." "Ok." "Green papers, you call sweet." "I can call it anything." "It's my problem." "Listen. I can't sanction this loan. lt's final." "Listen to me." "Forget Tanya." "You fellow!" "Don't be angry." "Young boys shouldn't get angry so soon." "Ok, I'll sanction it." "But you've to set me with Tanya." "Sir, consider it done." "Really?" "Sign it. -lt's done." "She's ready." "She says you're delaying." "Really?" "Go and sent Tanya in." "With full setting." "Ok, sir." "Jhola Ramani." "Don't waste time." "Go for action." "Lovely." "I forgot to spray perfume here." "May I come in, sir?" "Tanya." "Come in." "Did you call me, sir?" "Stop wasting time. lt's time to come close." "Aren't you ashamed?" "I'm of your daughter's age." "But he said that you're ready." "I was just wasting time." "Come." "Idiot." "Aditya, look. I'll make your homeless or change my name." "Sorry, Mr. Khanna." "I was in the lift." "Yes, go on." "Brother, your land is in non-development zone." "No builder can make building there." "But. ." "Not just you, even I've suffered lost." "Bye." "What happened, Riya?" "Dad." "Don't call me dad, liar." "But what happened?" "You lied to me." "What?" "That this is your flat." "That my daughter is happy." "I've raised Riya with love." "I knew she has erred by marrying you." "Sir, Jalandhar radio." "Turn it off." "Great, child Riya !" "You acted stubbornly." "I had seen many great boys for you in Jalandhar." "But you liked him who is a big liar." "No, dad." "Actually. ." "My foot!" "I had to see this day." "My own kids mocked me." "You've broken my heart." "Really?" "You've really sadden your dad." "I can't stay here." "Come, Sidhu." "Kadu, uncle." "Come." "Dad." "Listen to me." "Please." "There is nothing to say." "We've erred." "Forgive me. I'm sorry." "Sidhu, tell dad." "Uncle, Riya. ." "Are you coming or should I go alone?" "Dad." "Uncle." "Dad." "Dad." "Dad." "Dad." "Riya." "Riya, what happened?" "Are you fine?" "Riya." "Don't be tense." "God is great!" "He's giving you some trouble in life." "But everything will be fine in the end." "What happened?" "is Riya fine?" "What happened?" "Congrats, Adi." "Congrats." "Tell him, Sarla." "You're going to become a father." "You'll be a father." "You'll get a child soon." "Congratulations." "Thank you so much." "Don't just thank us, Adi." "Distribute sweets in the society." "Sure." "But can I go in?" "Yes, but take care." "Come." "Come." "Where?" "Inside." "Third wheel !" "What will you do there?" "Don't say such thin in vegetarian society." "You'll be in trouble." "Thank you and sorry. -l'll announce in the society." "Congratulations, baby." "Adi." "What happened, Riya?" "Does anyone cry on happy ocassion." "Dad would've been so happy if he were here." "Don't worry. I promise." "I'll get him myself." "Ok?" "Smile." "Smile." "What did the builder say?" "That. ." "Forget it." "You're hiding it from me." "No." "Just forget it." "Just tell me." "What did he say?" "He refused." "What?" "He says our house is in non-development zone." "What will we do, Adi?" "Desire for a flat has brought our lives on this turn." "It's because of me." "No, because of us." "We've 2 lakhs." "Give it to Mr. Rustom and ask for some more time." "Don't worry. I'll talk to him in the morning." "We'll find a way out." "Now smile." "Chaturvedi, I brought you here to talk to you in private." "Tell me." "Why didn't you give me flat in this building?" "Because you're a non-vegetarian." "What?" "Non-vegetarian." "What?" "Non-vegetarian." "Non-vegetarian." "One more member is non-vegetarian here." "How does he live here." "Who?" "Aditya Kher." "I don't believe it." "Why?" "Because I know him for so many days." "For just one and a half month." "He has been working with me for one and a half year." "I know well." "He eats fried fish in breakfast." "Mutton in lunch." "And chicken in dinner." "And he roams with 2 eggs in his pocket." "Boiled egg." "You say you know him." "Do you've any proof?" "I don't drink tea." "But thanks for asking." "I said proof." "Which drink is that?" "I mean evidence." "Evidence." "I'm spying on him. I'll get evidence soon." "Come to me with evidence." "I promise, that day I'll evict Aditya." "What?" "Evict." "What?" "l'll throw him out." "Ok." "I've a suggestion." "You're a secretary of a big tower." "Speak a language which the members can understand." "I don't believe it." "Wait a minute." "Hello." "Hi, Simran." "You're on a long leave. I thought your dad has come. ." ". .that's why you're on leave." "But now I learnt that you're pregnant." "I was going to tell you, but. ." "You were going to show me the kid directly." "Listen, we all want a party." "This evening we're coming to your. ." ". .house to eat crabs cooked by you." "No, Simran." "Listen." "We're coming." "And that's final." "Listen." "Boss is coming too." "Now you can't refuse." "Alright then." "See you." "Bye." "Simran. ." "What happened?" "My boss and colleague are coming to eat crabs cooked by me." "Crabs and here?" "l was thinking the same. I'll refuse them." "No." "They're coming to share our joy." "But. . -l'll arrange something." "Good one. -sir, crab." "Fresh ones." "Take it." "Ok." "You bought crab in front of a spy." "Now you're trapped." "What happened, Mr. Chaturvedi?" "Sir, you're here?" "Because now you can't live here." "You'll be thrown out." "I didn't get it. -l'll explain." "I saw you buying crabs in fish market." "What?" "What are you saying?" "I'm speaking Hindi, not Sindhi." "Search him." "No, it's wrong to doubt brother Aditya." "Yes." "By the way, mummy would've reacted. ." ". .if there were non-veg in the bag." "Yes, grandpa." "Uncle Aditya is very good." "Yes, father-in-law. I feel he can't do it." "Sister-in-law, what's the harm in frisking?" "If he has no non-veg item, we'll respect him more." "We won't change our thoughts because of his words." "Mr. Chaturvedi, we must trust our hero." "You can trust him if he has no non-veg item." "Sir, search him." "Wait." "You can't frish Aditya." "I won't let it happen." "Wait, Mr. Rustom." "If Aditya isn't non-vegetarian he should've. ." ". .no problem in getting frisked." "Yes." "So that truth is out in the open." "Watchman." "Yes, sir." "Search him." "You'll see crab." "Be careful. it might bite you." "Look inside." "He must've hidden it." "There is nothing inside it." "Yeah !" "Throw this man out of the society now." "He's plotting against him as I didn't give my flat to him." "But he bought crab in front of me. I saw it with my eyes." "Then return with your legs." "Now leave quickly." "Or we'll kick you." "What?" "Turn." "I got it." "Ok." "Sir, you forgot your bag." "No, it is not mine." "What are you saying?" "It is yours." "I said it is not mine." "Leave." "You forgot the phone too." "I've kept it inside." "That phone inside mine." "Go away." "This phone isn't yours." "No." "Ok." "Come here, brothers." "His phone is in the bag." "I'll dial his number and check." "What?" "It is ringing." "Didn't I say it is inside?" "Don't touch it." "No." "Your crime is unforgivable." "You can't live in this society." "You've to evacuate the flat." "Yes." "Ok, but I want to ask a question." "What's my crime?" "What have I done?" "Did I steal, rob or kill anyone?" "Maybe this one crime is greater than anything else." "We'll leave." "But before leaving I've a request to you all." "Today our country is divided between. ." ". .caste, creed and languages." "At least don't divide the dining table." "I request you all." "If you want to remove, remove the evil from society." "Not the ones, who love you." "Come, Riya." "You?" "I'm the owner of this house." "Adi Rustom." "And what are you doing here, sir?" "I've bought this flat." "What?" "You know I wanted this flat for long." "I send my men to Rustom, but it didn't work out." "Then I thought of an idea." "I caught his nrl son in America." "And he's ready to sell his flat to me." "You know the meaning of nrl." "He lives there." "You'll be nrl too." "Non-resident of this society." "But this flat. . -lt's mine." "Yes." "So I'll decide whom to sell it." "But son." "Quiet, dad." "I've promised Jhola." "Jhola Ramani." "Right." "He has to leave this flat." "He won't." "You?" "Who are you?" "Chaturvedi." "Secretary of this society." "You gave power of attorney to Mr. Rustom." "And Mr. Rustom made an agreement with them." "You can read that agreement." "Take this." "As per this agreement, you can't sell anything. ." ". .until the contract doesn't expire." "Very good, secretary." "You've vanquished others." "Oh !" "So you're trying to get legal here." "Ok." "There is only 3 hours for the contract to expire." "So either pay 40 lakh or evict the flat in 3 hours." "It's 9 O'clock now." "I'll return at 12." "Come, Jhola." "Jhola Ramani." "Come." "You'll be out within 3 hours." "Come." "The honor of our society is at stake." "We've to get 40 lakhs before 12 midnight." "So get the money you have." "I'm waiting downstairs." "Ok?" "Ok." "Ok." "Come, Sarla." "14. 15. 16. 1 7. 18. 19. 20." "Only 14 lakhs 20 thousands are collected." "Yes." "What?" "We needed 40 lakhs." "Soon it'll be 12 O'clock." "Adi, I think we've to leave this flat." "Take this, grandpa." "There are lots of money in it." "They won't go anywhere." "It's not enough, son." "You've done a lot for us." "Thanks." "Now we don't want to bother anyone." "It's better we leave." "What happened?" "I'm sure they've arranged the money." "Their departure and my arrival is arranged." "By the way, one minute is left to 12. 60 seconds." "And their time starts now." "59. -58." "Adi. -57. -56." "55. -54." "Look here too." "Dad." "Take this." "It is 40 lakh." "Count it." "Take the money and leave." "I'm ashamed to call you my son." "Get out from here." "Your work is done." "Go." "Lucky boy." "Jholar, he left with the money." "How will you leave?" "On your legs or in ambulance." "l'm going." "Secretary, I too want a flat in this building." "Tell me if there's a nice flat." "I'll give you commission." "I think I've to kick you." "I didn't get it." "Explain, uncle." "Sure." "Come here, Jhola." "Yes." "That flat is vacant." "That one?" "No, the one below it." "That one?" "No, the one below it." "That one?" "No, the one below it." "That one?" "Goal !" "A great kick!" "Like John Abraham !" "Dad." "You've forgive us." "No." "Thank Retake for telling me everything on phone." "That's me." "He told me I'm going to become grandpa." "I decided that my grandson will be born. ." ". .in his own flat, not in rented one." "Now you can live there." "Dad, you did your duty." "But we'll live in that flat on one condition." "I knew he would create hurdle." "Dad." "What is it?" "ln return for that money, you've to take installment every month." "Please, dad." "You want to be a hero." "I won't listen to you." "Please agree. -l can't." "Please agree." "Ok." "Dad, you're great." "The girl and boy is happy." "Now love will be at its height." | {
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"Previously on The Riches." "Do you really think Dad has a plan?" "He stole the money." "Ma lost the money." "And now we're here in a dead guy's house." "We're gonna get caught, Di." "You know what happens if they find us?" "Know what happens to me?" "I go back to prison." "Once again, I listen to you, and this is all turned to shit!" "No, I wanna know if you're getting high." " You know those little pills we like to share?" " Yeah." "Do you think people like us have a little problem?" "I wanna know how you got clean." "You've been gone two days, Doug, same as the money." "People betray you, don't they, Doug?" "Dad, you stole 40 grand from the guy's safe." "That Hugh guy can't prove anything." "It don't matter." "He can still fire us." "That's why we gotta get it back." "So we gotta find a mark... who's rich, greedy and stupid enough to wanna drop a load without thinking twice." "You got Rudy Blue to invest $500,000 in Panco?" "Could sell the hair off a dog, couldn't you?" "Maybe I should make you a partner." "Good mornin', Doug." "Know what I'm gonna say?" "Guess." " I have no idea." " Yeah, but guess." " Well, you're in love with me." " No." "Got a present for you." "Lookee here." " "Employee of the Month, Doug Rich. "" " Pretty cool, huh?" "It's for the Rudy Blue thing." "And that's bronze-plated, man." "I never had an employee of the month before." "So I get you 500 grand, and you get me a plaque." "What?" "Not enough?" "Well, what the hell else you want?" "Gold watch?" "One of those iPod Nano things?" "Well, I was hoping for" "No, I was expecting, you know, uh, a share." " Share of what?" " Share of this." " You wanna be a partner?" " A partner." "That's what you offered me when I bagged Rudy Blue." "That's what I went to law school for." "That's why I've slaved all my life." "No" " Shit, Doug, I said I'd think about it." " Think means "think. "" " Oh." "Well, I thought about it too." "It seemed a really good thought." "I wanna be a partner, Hugh." "I wanna sign partnership papers with a Panco pen." "I wanna learn the Panco secret handshake." "I wanna get the keys to some partners-only executive bathroom... where the origami is cut out of origami shapes." "I wanna wipe my ass with a swan, Hugh." "Not even I get to wipe my ass with a swan, Doug." "Okay, man." "I'm gonna marinate it over, weigh the pros and cons." "Let you know real soon." "In the meantime, you need to invite me to a dinner." " A dinner?" " Exactly." "A dinner." "You invite me over." "I check out your house... your friends, your family, see if you're partnership material." "Right." "Well, my house." "You don't wanna come to my house, 'cause my family is very boring at the dinner table." "We practice boringness." "A restaurant would be much more lively." "Hell with a damn restaurant." "You're gonna be my partner, I wanna know your life." " I need to know how you do it." " How we do it?" "How you live." "What kind of booze you drink." "You can tell a lot by the quality of a man's alcohol." "For all I know, you live in a damn igloo with 10 frozen babes." "Well, very close." " Tomorrow at 8:00?" " Tomorrow at 8:00." "I will call frozen babe number one, make sure our alcohol is up to snuff." "Bottle of tequila and some Grand Marnier." "And, um" " And you got any French champagne?" " How much do you want?" "A case." "I'm havin' a party." "What's your mama's birthday?" "Is she pretty?" "Try that." "It's, uh, August 14." "Uh-uh." "This don't feel lucky, no." " Try my birthday." " Okay." "No, my birthday never works, except for that one time I didn't bet on it." "True." "Sad, huh?" "I need a number." "I need a number." "Let's see." "Oh!" "Just give me a little luck here." " Um, let me see." "Let me see." " 24210." "That is not a lucky number." " Hi, Chunky Kay." " Oh, Dahli." "Dahli, Dahli, Dahli, Dahli!" "Oh." "It's nice to see you." "You said you'd call." "Why haven't you called me?" " Well, I've been busy." "I meant to." " Oh." " You've been out for, what, a while now, right?" " I was trying to get settled." "Where y'all live now?" "Oh" "See, I'm not living where I said I was gonna live." "Um, we're not in the R.V. No more, and, uh, my life" "Well, the whole thing's kind of been unpredictable since I got out." "So are you sayin' you broke parole?" " Well... yeah." " Oh, honey." " Your parole officer doesn't even know where you are?" " I'll send him a postcard." "It's all good, it's good." "It's been good." "It's been great, you know." " Things are lookin' up." " Is this your car?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "I'm" " I'm" " I just lease it." "Oh, girl." "It is beautiful." "You know what?" "Let's go get a cup of coffee." " I want you to tell me everything." " Oh-Yeah, sure." "Let's go get a cup of coffee." "There's a place down the street." "Okay, cool." "So you'll meet me there?" "Yeah, I'll meet you there." "Okay." " Okay." " Okay." "Dahli." "Start the car, Dahlia." "Drive away." "Just drive away." "Shit." " Hey, Chunky Kay?" " Yeah?" "I got a better idea." "You wanna ride with me?" "Why don't you come to my house for a visit?" "Okay." "Oh, this is my home." "Oh, my God." "This is like" " Rich people live here." "It's like Cinderella." "It's a dream." "Is it yours?" "Yeah." "Oh, yeah, it's mine." "You're not trickin' me, are you?" " I mean, you're not really the maid or somethin' like that?" " No." "The nanny?" "Maybe some lady's comin' home soon?" "Uh, I'm-I'm the lady." "I'm the lady." " Wow." " Hey, you're right." "It is a dream." "Remember how discouraged you used to be... crying yourself to sleep every night?" "And I told you, things would be looking up." " Yes, you did." " I was right, wasn't I?" "Yes, you were." "Wow." "Okay." "Okay." "Oh!" "This is bigger than our cell." "No!" "Our cell was at least two of those." "Oh, they're so beautiful." "Of course, they don't fit." "I tell you, Dahli, it's bigger than my room right now." " What do you mean?" " It's a temporary situation." "I rent a fold-out couch from a very nice lady." " You-You don't even have a bed?" " Somebody else rents the bedroom." "But I only pay $300 for the couch." "I'm out of prison now, and I've gotta find my own way." "Well, uh, yes, you will." " Can I ask you somethin'?" " Yes, you can." "How did you go from prison to all this?" "I mean, how is that possible?" "Oh, I didn't do nothin'." "I mean, it was Wayne." "Since when is your husband rich?" "Well, he went to law school when I was locked up." "In just two years, he got all this green?" "He went to law school on a fast track." "And then he got a real good job right when he left." "And he also made some real good investments." "That's him now." "So, baby, we got 24 hours to figure out how the Riches throw a damn dinner party." " Baby, we're up here!" " What's this?" "Oh, that's cashmere." " Oh!" " Yeah." "I'm the same, Chunky." "I'm rich, but my heart ain't no different." "Wayne, this is Chunky Kay." "She was my cellie in prison." "And she's a real good friend of mine." "Hi, Wayne." " I'm sorry." "Chunky" " Chunky Kay." "That's what everybody calls me, 'cause I used to be real chunky." "Then I did theJenny Craig." "Well, uh, nice to meet you, Chunky Kay." "It's so funny to meet you, 'cause I know everything about you." "I mean, Dahli's told me so many great things, like what a man you are." "That's what we do in the joint." "We tell stories about how life was before." " Can I use your bathroom, sweetheart?" " Sure." "Well, you are a man, baby." " Why is she here?" " I ran into her." "It's fate." "What did you tell her?" "I didn't tell her nothin'." "She gonna stay for dinner, she gonna go home." "She lives an hour away." "I can't always be livin' in fear, Wayne." "I didn't even tell her I was a Traveller." "I mean, she my friend." "I tried to leave her in the liquor store." "I couldn't do it." "Are you happy, Dahli?" "I mean, with my family, I guess." "You don't have your braid no more." " No." " Mmm." "Good." "It's prettier now." "Yes, I know it's last-minute, but that's the point." "It's a last-minute dinner party." "That's what they call it." "It's immediate." "It's in the moment." "Excellent." "Our next-door neighbors will be gracing us with their presence." " Whoo!" "Great!" " Okay, so it's tomorrow night at 8:00." "Okay, bye." "But no one else is coming." "Frankly, we don't know anyone else." "We could always try strangers." "Yes, and speaking of strangers, where the hell is your mother?" "You said she was with her friend." "She is." "She's with her old friend, Chunky Kay." "I'm sorry, but doesn't anybody else think the name Chunky Kay is hilarious?" " Better than "Fatty Kay. "" " She was Fatty Kay, but then Jenny Craig got involved." "We really shouldn't make fun of Mom's friend." "We're not making fun of her." "That's her name" " Ms. Chunky Kay." "If I was to call her Ms. Slightly Heavy Kay, then that would be making fun ofher." "But she prefers Chunky." "That's how she introduced herself." "Hey, Wayne." "We had such a great time." "We bought dinner." "This is my old friend Chunky Kay." "I like a little ice and lots of Mountain Dew, please." "When you can't have booze, like me, you get real particular about your drinks." "Let's see how this is here." "Mmm!" "That's perfect, Wayne." "You are a great bartender." " And you are a very pretty girl." " Wow, thanks." " I mean it." " No, I just-You know, I don't" " I don't really care about looks much, so" " Beautiful people never do." "Life is funny like that." " Can I ask you a question?" " Hit me." "What were you in prison for?" "Maybe that's private, Sammy." "There's nothing private about me." "You-all are like my family." "In fact, just call me Aunt Chunky." "Okay, Aunt Chunky." "Yeah, that sounds good, Aunt Chunky." "I committed a murder, Sam." "My husband used to beat me real bad." "So one day, I killed him on accident." "You killed him on accident?" "I pray to God for forgiveness every time I see a certain kind of knife." " So you went to prison for murder?" " No." "Car theft." "Lady Luck was on my side, and I would've gotten away with it too... until I got caught in a car I didn't own." "That was God's way of saying, "You don't have to go so far, Chunky." "Take it easier next time. "" " Good point, God." " Yes." "God made an excellent point." "So was Dahlia all right in prison?" "Yes." "She was all right." "The first day I spent with your mom, I knew she had personality." "You know what your mom did in prison to earn money?" " What?" " Palm reading'." "You know, telling people what they're gonna do in life." "Life line, money line, how many kids they were gonna have." "You would be surprised at how many fortunes she came up with for them." "Then one day, I went to the library... checked out a book and realized she was wrong about the whole thing." "She made the whole thing up." "When she came into the Joint, I wasn't bored no more." "It was like..." "I got to be in her light, you know?" "Yeah." "Dahli, I gotta leave." "You have got such a great family... but I gotta go." "What you talking about?" "We-We haven't even eaten yet." "I gotta get home." "If I come late..." " Britney and K-Fed'll take my spot on the couch." " Who?" "The other tenant's pit bulls." "I mean, they're nice dogs, but I can't control 'em." "And if they fall asleep on the couch, then I end up sleeping on the floor... because I'm scared they'll bite me." "They already bit me once." "Look." "Oh, my God." "That's awful." "Shit, you really got bad luck, man." " You ever try throwing' salt?" " Throwin' salt?" " Girl, that is some sort of old wives' tale." " No, no, no, no." "It works." "Come on." "Let's do it." "Let's think about your luck changing'." " Throw salt." " Is that how you got this house?" "Yeah, kind of." "So let's try it." " Okay." " Okay." "That in there." "I'm gonna do it too with ya." " Okay, stand on one leg." " Uh-huh, one leg." " Close your eyes." "Lean on me." " Lean on you." "Don't fall over." "Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky!" "One, two, three!" "Throw it!" " Goddamn it!" " Oh!" " What the hell are you doing?" " It's salt." " What are you throwing salt at me for?" " Trying to find some luck." " Go wash your eye out, baby." "I'm- Oh, I'm sorry about that." " Goddamn it!" " Hey, are you okay?" " Kiss my ass!" "Don't go." "Oh, Chunk, don't go." "Come on." "Don't go." "Don't leave me here." "Please, baby." "You gotta stay." "We got so much room here." "I don't wanna send you home 'cause of Britney and K-Fed." "The dumb-ass dogs are gonna bite you." "It's retarded." "Are you sure your husband won't mind?" "I mean, the man's got an eyeful of salt." "Aw!" "Not the first time." "Wayne, I'm excited about this dinner party, you know?" "I mean, I even went to the library and I found a book by Emily Post... on how to throw a- a real fancy buffer dinner." "I got a real good recipe." "I'm gonna cook it up as best I know how." "But I have a right to have a friend." " So would you stop bein' so friggin' paranoid?" " I am not paranoid." "I am completely good-humored and relaxed." " You are?" " Mm-hmm." " You are?" " Yeah." "I'm sorry." "I'm just high-strung." " You think?" " I'm sensitive, you asshole." " Some mushroom boat?" "Think we can make a mushroom boat?" " I think you're mad at me... and you're Just not expressing it." "Well, she is a risk." "And she is a little freaky." "And I think she's on drugs." "Not to be critical." "Well, what makes you say that?" "Just a feeling I got." "She's my friend, Wayne." "When you go to prison, people beat the shit out of you for nothin'." "I was lucky Chunky was my cellie." "She lived there a long time before I got there." "There was this one chick, she was like three cells down from us." "And I don't know why, but she hated me." "She tried to kill me." "But Chunky stepped in, and that bitch never bothered me again." "She was... noble." "Man, she was noble, like a noble warrior... in the shittiest-ass situation you could imagine." "She protected me." "She saved my life." "And now, she's here in my house." "She's alone, and she's having a bad time." "At least in prison, you don't have to fight a dog for a bed." " She is in there looking at Sam's mural." " So?" " Probably just thinks it's a pretty picture." " Oh, yeah." "Chunky Kay is clearly a lover of art." "So she's gonna stay here all day?" "You want her at the dinner party?" " Why do you keep asking me this?" "I told you she was goin'." " Oh, yeah?" " When?" " She got a job, baby." "She is the weekend supervisor at a sewage treatment facility." "Don't you make fun of her." "I'm not making fun of her." "When I was little, I too wanted to supervise sewage on the weekend." " It's the best job she could get." "Come on." " I know, I know." " She's gotta be there by 2:00." " Good." " So she'll be out of here by noon?" " She's gonna go." " She'll be gone by noon." " Okay." " So you can quit sweating' it." " I'm not sweatin' it." "I'm very calm." " Gonna get groceries." " Okay." "Don't forget my pork rinds." "Bye-bye." "What are y'all doin' with all these boxes?" "Oh." "We're just unpacking, you know?" "We never really moved in." " We just moved the stuff we had around." " Yeah." "Who is Douglas Rich?" "Um, he is a friend of Dad's, actually." "And he just left his diploma at your house?" "He's on vacation, so we're just looking after a couple things." "We should probably take better care of that, 'cause ifhe comes back..." " he'll be pissed off about the thing" " That's a good idea, Cael." "We'd better clean up this house good today for real." " What's the big deal?" " Dad's boss is comin'." " If he likes us, he'll make Dad a partner." " Wow." " What's that mean?" " Yeah, what does that mean?" "It means instead of having just a piece of the pie, we might own the whole bakery." " So you need to make a good impression?" " Yep." "He's real curious about us." "Wants to see how we live." " Then we need to keep goin'." " Chunky Kay, I wish you'd sit down." " You're workin' too much." " Mm-mmm." "I wanna help." "I worked all my life for people I can't stand." "Why can't I do some work for someone that I love for a change?" "Besides, cleaning is fun for me." "I'd make a pretty good maid if someone was to take a chance on me." " Who wants to be a maid anyway?" " I do." " No, you don't." " Sure, I do." "I come pretty cheap, and I'm very good at, uh... making order out of, you know, chaotic situations." "Well, I think you could do just about anything you put your mind to." "I just want a job that I can make a living on, Dahli." "Supervising sewage on the weekend don't pay my bills." "Oh, hey." "Chunky Kay, you're still here." "Wayne, take off your shoes." "Chunky just mopped the floor." "Thought you had to get to work by 2:00." " Oh, the time has slipped up on me." " Oh, dear." " Should I call you a cab?" " Yeah, sure, if you want to." "Great." "Might wanna get your things." "What the hell are you doing?" "Just hunting' for my White Shoulders, Wayne." "Right." "Well, your taxi's here." "Are you ready to go?" "Don't you rush me." " Listen, let me pay you." " For what?" "For helping us get ready for the party." "I don't want your money, Wayne." "You-all are like family." "I give my family money all the time." "That's too much." "No, that's just the right amount for special help." "Special help?" "You know, the help that comes in, helps out and then leaves." "Are you trying to bribe me?" "$500 would go a long way... to getting you off that couch." "How dare you try to bribe me!" "Did it ever occur to you that your best friend in prison... might not be your best friend in real life?" "Wayne, why are you so against her?" "I'm not against her." "I like her." "I mean, what's not to like?" "She's in there sniffing glue." " God knows what else she sniffs." " How do you know?" " 'Cause I saw her." " Well, okay." "Oh, man, all right." "She sniffs glue." "She's sniffin' glue!" "If you just got out of jail, maybe you too would sniff a little glue from time to time." "You know?" "Who are you to say that it makes her a bad person, you know?" "Maybe it just makes her a stressed out person... or a person with problems that you don't understand." " I don't give a shit!" " She is a danger!" "She can threaten our way of life here." "Wayne" " Oh, baby." "We got so much." "We are thriving' here." "The thought keeps comin' into my head:" "What are we gonna do now with all this good fortune?" "What are we gonna do now with all this good fortune?" "Are we just gonna keep it to ourselves?" "We gonna build a big old wall around us... so that nobody could ever get in to threaten what we got?" "There's a big old wall around Edenfalls." "You want to build one around our house?" "What's next?" "Maybe you wanna build one around our minds?" " You know that's not what I want." " It's not what I want either." "Take a risk, baby." "Come on." "Nothin' risked, nothin' gained." "Isn't that what we do?" "That's how we live." "We are different from buffers, Wayne." "We live here... but that don't change the fact that in our souls, we are different." "And all I'm sayin' is every so often, it might be nice to share." "Just to give a little to someone who really needs it." "I wanna give her a job." "I wanna give her a great-payin'job." "I do." "All right." "Flowers, asparagus." "I got my book." "Oh, my God." "The salad." "Oh, I need a salad!" "You gotta have salad." "Shit!" "Gotta have a salad!" "Oh!" "Oh, my God." "Is it hot in here?" "Everything's ready in the dining room, ma'am." "Don't call me ma'am." "Oh, Jesus Christ." "Look at that uniform." "Man, this whole maid thing's really weirdin' me out." "Don't all the rich people around here have maids just like me?" "Yeah, but, you know, I don't wanna be one of them." "I don't care, Dahli." "If I don't work for you, I gotta work for somebody." "Either I wear a uniform, or I don't make jack." " Okay, just don't call me "ma'am. "" " Yes, I am." "I'm gonna call you "ma'am" because I don't wanna slip up..." " and say the wrong thing at the party." " No, no, you're right." "In front of other people, Wayne is Doug and I'm Cherien." " Knock, knock!" " Nina!" " I'm here to help." " Oh, I'm so happy you're here." "Well, I know that, uh, the domestic sciences..." " is not exactly your forte." " No." "Could you put this in the fridge and preheat the oven to 375, honey?" " Yes, ma'am." " Oh." "Yeah, Nina, this is- this is" "The maid." " How you doin', ma'am?" " Hangin' in there." "Could you, uh, make us a drink, honey?" " Anything, straight up, in a large glass." " Yes, ma'am." " Yeah, yeah, for me too." " Yes, ma'am." " Okay, what's-what's that?" " Frozen dinner rolls." "Heat 'em up." " Nobody knows the difference." "And" " What else?" "Shoot!" "She's great." "Uh, using paper napkins?" " Is that bad?" " Well, it ain't exactly classy." " Oh, shit." " Ma'am?" " Thank you." " Thank you." " Could you find us some real cloth napkins, honey?" " Yes, ma'am." "So, look at you." "You got yourself a maid." "I got" " I got a maid." "It's" " It's okay." " Vodka gimlet?" " Oh." " The glasses are chilled." " Oh, all the better." " Don't get frostbite there, Jim." " Vodka gimlet." "How very Douglas Sirk." " Come in, come in." " Doug Rich." "Cherien, our guest ofhonor has just crossed the threshold in our humble abode." "Oh, now, Doug, you forget." "I'm a humble man." " Well, Hugh, would you care for a cocktail?" " Nina, Jim." " What do you got?" " We have martinis, dry or dirty." "We have Manhattans and vodka gimlets." "I'll take a dry, Doug." "See, martinis, vodka gimlets, that's a classy way to go." "I'm not down with all that mai tai, fruity Cosmo shit." " The glasses are chilled." " Chilled?" "Oh, chilled." "Well, in that case, thank you." " You got a maid, Doug?" " Yes, we've got a maid for special occasions." "Her name is..." "Cicatrice." "Cicatrice?" "Isn't that French for "scar"?" "No." "So, tell me, what do you think of your employers, Cicatrice?" " Excuse me, sir?" " Doug and Cherien." "Are they cheap?" " Uh" " Of course we're not cheap, Hugh." "We pay everyone who works for us extremely well." "Who said that's the right answer, Doug?" "Don't interrupt." "Oh, I got an idea." "I got an idea." "Cicatrice, I want you to think of three adjectives that describe Doug and Cherien." "And if I like your adjectives and I like my dinner, I'm gonna make Doug here a partner." "If I don't, he's out on the street." " Ooh!" " Well, let's see." "Oh, that's okay, darlin'." "Don't tell me now." "Think about it." "Get back to me by the end of the night." "I don't think I'm doing so well out there." "Oh, well, no, you're doing just great, honey." "You look all professional and everything." "God knows I am so not a cook." "So the blond guy is the boss?" "Yeah." " He kind of put me on the spot out there." " He did?" "Nah." "Don't mind him." "He's the boss, but, you know, he's a human being." "He was a big old drug addict all down on his luck." "Then he had a business idea." "He was all hungry and persistent and shit and made a billion dollars." "If he can do it, anyone can." "All I'm sayin' is, you know, you just gotta follow your bliss." "I've got some good business ideas, but I just never had the nerve to act on 'em." "Okay." "Uh, will you serve the oysters Rockefeller, please?" " Yeah." " Thank you." "It's just a barrette." "In all these years, I never made anybody else a partner before." "But now I'm thinkin' maybe it'd be nice to have another dog to run with... somebody to share the responsibility, share the load." "See, the thing is, how do I know you're the right guy?" "I'm a loner by nature." " I mean, you know my life story." " Yes, you've told me many times." " Oysters Rockefeller?" " Oh, sure, sure." "You got my adjectives yet?" "I started out broke." "I started out cleaning septic tanks for a living." "I saved every penny I earned cleaning up other people's shit." "And the first thing I did- Folks thought I was crazy." "I went out, I bought a used septic tank." "I bought it, slapped a little paint on it, polished it up." "Sold it for twice what I paid for it." "Went from septic tanks to sewer lines to spec houses." "Real estate king." "That's how I went rags to riches." "That's what makes Panco so special." "I built that company off the sweat of my back." " I'll tell anybody who wants to listen." " I wanna listen." " You do, huh?" " Yeah." "'Cause I'm broke, but I got a business plan, and believe me, I know how to sweat." "Cicatrice" "What's your business plan, honey?" "It's okay." "I don't wanna disturb your night." " That's very kind of you, Cicatrice." " No, no, no." "You're not disturbing' me." "I'm open to giving' business advice to anybody at all." "What you got, honey?" " Okay." "Okay." " Good for the nuts." "This is a business plan that I have been waiting to discuss with the right individual." " It's about rabbits." " Cicatrice" "Mmm, mmm, mmm!" "Rabbits, huh?" "Maybe there's a few facts you don't know about rabbits." "They got a very good meat, very tasty, low in fat." "They got a good, white, meaty-tasting meat." "In the same way that people eat turkey now... they're gonna eat rabbit in the future." "I'll tell you why." "Turkeys lay an egg every so often when they're in the mood... but rabbits, they multiply like... rabbits." "You get what I'm sayin'?" "Oh, my God." "I don't know how she cooks or cleans, Doug... but damn, she is funny." "Oh, ho, ho!" "Rabbit" " Rabbit bur" "Rabbit burgers- Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Bunny burgers." "Ra" " Rabbit burgers!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "How many times you spin that salad?" "Hey, hey, be gentle there." " You're lucky you didn't break that plate." " You're not my employer, ma'am." " Oh, boy." " Cicatrice, is everything all right?" " Everything's fine, ma'am." " Okay." "Okay." "Well, I think dinner is ready." "Oh, I can't possibly do that." "Can you slice the pork?" "Thank you." "I can't do that." " More wine, anyone?" " Me." "I want some." "I'm still waitin' on my adjectives, Cicatrice." "What you got so far?" "Huh?" "Oh, hello there." "Who's this pretty lady?" "Hey- And where's your other son, Doug?" "Didn't you say you have two?" "This is my son, Hugh." "This is Sam." " Uh, I hear he loves the theater." " Oh, yes, he does." "We are actuallyjust, um, on our way to the school play after we finish eating." "Isn't that right, Sam?" "Well, sorry, partner." "I didn't recognize you as a member of the "B" team." " What's the "B" team?" " Boys." "The boys'team, kid." "So what-So what is- Is that" " Is that pork?" "What's that you're carving' on there, Cicatrice?" "I thoughtJews didn't eat pig." " Huh?" " Well, you know it's not kosher." " What?" " You know, darling." "Kosher?" "Kosher." "Sometimes I think she has a complete block on the word "kosher. "" " Everybody knows kosher." " So why are you serving pork?" "That's exactly the point, Jim." "Cherien and I belong to a sect ofJudaism that eats mainly pork... um, to make up for thejewish people that don't eat pork." "That's why they were thrilled and overjoyed when we decided to marry." "Had pig at our weddin', pig on the honeymoon." " Pig at the bar mitzvah." "Remember that?" " Mm-hmm." "Too bad it's not rabbit." "Everybody eats rabbit, right?" "Nobody has a problem with that." "And-And I hear they multiply like rabbits." "Isn't that right?" "I have a problem with it." "I would never eat rabbit." "I've eaten rabbit in a restaurant." "Rabbit soup." "Or was it venison?" "I find the idea of eating a peaceful animal like the rabbit to be morally repulsive." " You think I'm repulsive?" " I was just referring to those who butcher peaceful animals." "Well, at least I'm not gay." " Oh!" "Cicatrice." " Who's gay?" "Who's gay?" " I do not think that that is the way the household help" " Who's gay?" "Should speak to a guest." "Well, maybe I don't want to be the maid no more." "And maybe I quit, Dahli." "Well, I gotta take a leak." "I'll be back." "Don't you be followin' me in there, Jimmy." "A nice Southern girl like myself needs to get herself a cool glass of vodka... before she loses her temper in public." "That was awful!" "PoorJim." "And she called me "Dahli. "" "Don't worry about that." "Nobody noticed." "Maybe you should go upstairs and talk to her and calm her down." "Oh." "You know what?" "You- You take Sam and go to Brent's house." "Di Di, please." "Okay." "Come on, Sam." "Let's take a field trip." " I think I hear laughing." " You kiddin'?" "I love that." " Ah!" " Jesus Christ, Chunky!" "What's wrong with you idiots?" "Shut the goddamn door!" "Oh!" "Oh." "Missed some." "Oh!" "Oh, Doug." "Mmm!" "I like that maid of yours." "She knows how to take a joke." "Little too into the rabbit thing." "But she's just trying to get by." "People used to laugh about me and my septic tanks too." "Yeah." "Cicatrice is a wonderful person with an unbeatable personality." " Do I look high?" " Are bears Catholic?" "I am." "Guess you could say I fell off the wagon." "She offered it to me like candy, and I could not refuse." "So does snorting' some kind of white powder mean I ain't sober no more?" "Last time I checked." "Well, what the hell!" "Let's just, uh" "Let's just go ahead and sign this thing." " You wanna make me a partner right now?" "Right here?" " Why the hell not?" "In business, we sleep where we shit." "You're lucky, Doug." "I had my doubts about you." "Cicatrice came up with some good adjectives." "She did?" "What were they?" "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!" "That's between me and Cicatrice." "Come on." "Right there on the dotted line." " Let's not do this right now." " You don't wanna be my partner anymore?" " Yes." "No, I do." " Well, then stop with the sad sack attitude." "Sign the damn thing!" "Wait." "You're right." "You're right." "Better idea." "Let's do it with a toast, huh?" "Oh!" "Let the good times roll, huh?" " Why'd you get him high?" "He'd been sober eight years." " Because he deserved it." "He's a son of a bitch." "Cherien." "Now, the lovely Cherien." "The lovely Cicatrice." "All right." "Now, the reason we're all here tonight" "Everybody take a sip." "Mmm." "Not bad." "Doug here's gonna scribble his signature... and then the naked dancin' will begin, and" "There you go, Doug." "Time to sign your life away." "Oh." "You wanna hold the pen, Jimbo?" "What's that supposed to mean?" "It's supposed to mean I should take the writing utensil and sign." "Come on." " Come on." "Go to it." " Yes." "What the hell you waitin' for?" "The last page." "Gotta sit." " Okay, honey?" " Oh, he's fine." "He's fine." "He's just kinda savoring the moment, huh?" "When you sign something like this, you know you've arrived." "Yes." "I'm not sure where... but I've certainly arrived at that place." "You don't have to." "Right-Right here." "It's okay." "You don't have to." "Oh, shit, Doug." "Takin' so long, I'm gettin' dizzy." "Do you know what I mean, Jim?" "Hold the pen?" "I bet you wanna hold my pen, don't you?" "Wait a minute." "Wait a m" "What?" "What'd I say?" "Maybe later." "What a horrible dinner party." "Does it matter?" "If my husband's gay?" "Doesn't matter to me." "Well, you're not his wife." "I should run away from here and never come back." "I thought you loved it here." "Well, I love the guard at the gate part." "And I love the way people can see our houses... from one curve in the highway way off in the distance." "And when they catch a glimpse, they say to themselves..." ""Who in the hell would pay two million dollars... just to have them one of them stupid mansions up there behind a gate?"" "And the answer is... every single one of'em." "They're green with jealousy." "I love that part." "Nina, can't you just pretend he's straight?" "All those alpaca conventions... think they were just about fur quality and leg hairs?" "I've been pretending for 18 years, Doug." "Not bad." "Everybody went home..." "except for that Hugh guy." "He's tweaking'." "This is your family, ain't it?" "Yeah." "What does it mean?" "I don't really wanna tell you." "You didn't do too good with my secrets tonight." " Nobody knows nothin'." " I'm still disappointed." " In what?" " Well, in you." "That is not fair, Dahli." "My life is harder than yours." "It's not easy being alone." "It's not easy being somebody's maid." "Yeah, I know." "I think you should go home now." "You mean I'm not gonna work for you no more?" "Mm-mmm." "I can't take care of you." "I can barely take care of myself." "That's selfish, Dahli." "So I'm just gonna leave with no money, no nothin'?" "You want money?" "Yeah." "I need it." " How much you want?" " How much you got?" "There's 2,000." "$2,000?" " That's a lot, Dahli." " Yeah." "Thanks." "It's almost midnight." "Huh." "Clock's busted." "It's always 11:59 around here." "You want some?" "No." "I'm tryin' not to." "Well... if you decide you do want some, I'll just... leave it right there for you." "Don't." "So stop me then." " I'm gonna go." " Can I have a hug?" "No, Dahli." "You know I'm no good at good-byes... and I don't wanna hug you and be sad." "Take the money." "Leave the I.D." " She left?" " Just you and me, Dahlia." "And little Mr. Phone Happy." "Is that what she was to you?" "Drug buddy?" "What's he doin' anyway?" "Looking for the ghost in the machine." "I wanted to be a partner." "I got to be a partner." "There is my partner lying on the ground." "Something about it makes me sick to my stomach." "Well, we're turnin' into buffers, baby." "Ain't we?" | {
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"[Gilbert] I'd like to apologize if I hurt anyone with anything I'm going to say or if it's an opposing viewpoint to one you might have." "And if I look like I'm thinking about something that might be offensive, please, I apologize for hurting you." "[music]" "And I'm very sorry that I bothered you or upset any of you." "[music]" "I genuinely... am deeply sorry to anyone who's ever been affected by that term." "I'm sorry I did that." "I want to apologize for a comment that I made on last night's Fashion Police about Zendaya's hair." "I'm embarrassed that I did that." "I've learned it is not my intent that matters, it's the result." "And the result is that people are offended." "I did a bad thing." "I cannot spend every night apologizing." "I'm here to apologize." "I'm sorry." "I hope you'll accept my apology." "Are you ready?" "[all] Yeah." "Then light your torches and go." "[narrator] Itdoesn'ttakemuch torileup theoutragemobthesedays ." "Ifyou'reacomedian, theremightbe calls foryourshow tobecancelled ifsomeonetakesoffense atyourjoke." "Youmighthave tokissyourbig , newgiggood-bye." "Youcouldgetfired orgetdeaththreats." "Youmighteven getattackedon stage." "Mostpeoplejustgive intothemob'sdemands, butsomecomicsare brave orstupidenough tofightback." "I think people like to be offended because there's like a really weird sense of empowerment with being offended." "I think it's an attention-seeking device." "If you think you have the right not to be offended, either change your parameters of what offends you or just realize you're wrong." "Those are your two choices." "[narrator] JimNortondevotes alotof hisact toraging againstoutrage." "Why is comedy the only form of the arts where people think that they have to agree with or approve the content?" "Why is that?" "You don't walk through a museum with a towel and throw it over paintings that you don't like." "[audience laughing]" "I don't want anybody else seeing this because I didn't quite enjoy it." "[laughing continues]" "Someone will find something about every jokes down to the most benign subject till we're all like five year olds and can't say anything." "If comedians avoided every topic that might offend someone, there's nothing to talk about." "Pressuring the person to make a fake apology over whatever it is that he's said that got your panties in a bunch." "I don't know why we look at this as progress." "If you're easily offended, please don't come to a comedy show." "When people are outraged by something, they're also patting themselves on the back, like, "Hey," "I'm a good person, I was outraged."" "People just love to be offended and they love to talk about it." "[narrator] Moreandmorecomedians aregettingfedup withoutrage." "Theysayit 'stime forthemob tolearn howtotakeajoke ." "[Penn] We don't have a legal right to not be offended, but you have a social right to avoid things that offend you." "So, your feelings got hurt, it's not the end of the world." "I've always refused to apologize for a joke." "There's a lot of people out there whose job is to be offended for other people." "It's almost like people have gotten soft." "The Marx brothers were rebellious." "Nowadays, you'd watch them and you go," ""Oh, he's advocating smoking and the other guy is anti-Italian and that guy is making fun of people" "who can't speak."" "I get offended." "And we're getting to the point where outrage is a powerful political tool." "There's plenty of things that have offended me, but that's where it begins and ends." "I'm offended, who gives a fuck?" "But people, like, wanna take it a step further and go," ""I want you to know I'm offended and I'd like something done."" "[woman] Comedy'slovablequeen ofmean," "LisaLampanelli." "[cheers and applause]" "[Lisa] Contextincomedy isthebe alland end all ." "IfI 'mmakingfun ofeverysinglenationality, race,height,weight, etceteraduringmyshow , thecontextis that we'reallthesame, we'reallgonna getmadefunof." "Thank you homos for skipping a night of watching Bravo TV." "[audience laughing]" "Oh, my God, that one who jumped up, this big queen right here." "Oh!" "He is so gay, he jerks off to Antique Roadshow." "By the end of the show the white guy who got made fun of for being gay or being, you know, blind, or--I had a deaf guy a couple of weeks ago who was amazing." "He suddenly goes," ""Oh, that's what black people feel like." "That's what the Asian people feel like."" "So, I think that's what brings people together going," ""We all the same in this bitch."" "My only line has ever been, if I can't make it funny" "I'm not gonna do it." "Rape can't be taken off the table, AIDS, everything." "Every time I do an AIDS and a rape joke, it kills and you know what, it's because we're scared of it." "And if you're running away from it and you're not confronting it, you're a pussy and you're not standing up to it." "So, I think that's why you have to make fun of those subjects." "I think it's very hot that we have such sexy blacks and spics at this show." "[imitates cat's meow]" "If I can't get raped by the end of this night," "I want my money back." "No, I mean, come on, man, if this guy jumps me after the show, that ain't a felony, that is lawful entry." "[audience laughing] [narrator] LisaLampanelli marketsherself asaninsultcomic, butevenshecan 'tescape theoutragemob." "[Lisa] If we as comics steered clear of every topic that might offend someone, we would never open our mouth," "I mean, literally, because I have made a joke about the band Journey once and a guy almost stormed the stage." "What the fuck is wrong with you?" "[crowd cheering]" "Look up the funny and sue, you ugly fuck." "[cheers and applause]" "[Lisa] I'm like, "Really?" "You didn't mind spic, chink, kike," "Jew bastard, cocksucker, but Journey?"" "That's Steve Perry, motherfucker." "[narrator] So,what'sacomedian supposedtodo thesedays, playitsafe?" "[Gilbert] George Carlin once said it's the duty of a comedian to find out where the line is drawn and deliberately cross over it." "I, of course, always like that line because he says duty." "There so many times that, you know, we get the wool pulled over our eyes in society by, you know, certain powers that be who wanna get away with stuff." "And I see the role of comedians as the torch bearer." "You know, we shine the light on what's really going on." "It's an amazing lineage of people who've taken on that responsibility." "[narrator] RichardPryortookon thatresponsibility." "Andbeforehim, GeorgeCarlin." "Buttoday's stand-upcomedians tracetheirlineage backtoLennyBruce." "[Steve Allen] Now, ladies and gentlemen here is a very shocking comedian, the most shocking comedian of our time, a young man who is skyrocketing to fame," "Lenny Bruce." "Here he is." "[cheers and applause]" "There are words that offend me." "Let's see." "Governor Faubus, segregation offend me, nighttime television offends me, some nighttime television." "He's honest, he's--he's smart, he's funny, and he's a hero." "[narrator] PennJilletteis thetaller, louderhalfof thecomedy andmagicduoPennTeller." "HesaysLennyBruce wasanearly showbizinspiration." "[Penn] It was like nothing I'd ever seen on TV or in situation comedies." "[narrator] TheBeverlyHillbillies wasAmerica's favoritesitcom whenLennywastrying tomakeaname forhimself." "Itwastheearly'60s , andba-da-boompjokes werealltherage." "Anyway, I'm back in television again," "I was on television about four weeks ago." "I received two offers for plastic surgery." "[audience laughing] [narrator] Lennyturnedcomedy ina differentdirection." "The personal quality of Lenny talking about his real life was just mind-blowing." "That changed comedy forever." "[laughing]" "You listen to Lenny Bruce and nothing is surprising and that's because everyone ripped him off." "The whole world changed to come around to him." "[Ron] When I think of Lenny Bruce, one of the words that comes to mind is risk." "He never saw a taboo he wasn't willing to bust." "He never saw a line he wasn't willing to cross." "[audience laughing]" "[Ron] And where did he bust out?" "Did he bust out on television?" "No." "Did he bust out on radio?" "No, not really." "He busted out in comedy clubs." "[audience laughing]" "[Ron] Nobody ever complained to the authorities about Lenny Bruce's act." "I mean, if you're worried about that, you don't go to a venue after midnight, you know, with a bunch of, you know, bearded, beaded, drunk, inebriated stoned people." "So, nobody ever complained, but the cops were there." "[narrator] Itgotto thepoint whereLennyexpectedcops toattendhisshows." "And Lenny Bruce would do things like, you know, he'd go through a whole show and no dirty words, and then come on, let's, you know, do an encore and the police are right there and said," ""You know, I'm sorry I disappointed you, men in blue, by not saying cocksucker."" "Boom." "[narrator] And that's what" "Lennygotarrestedfor inSanFrancisco." "Hewouldlatertalk aboutthebust duringhisact, tapdancingaround theforbiddenword." "[Ron] Jokes about controversial issues." "Jokes about race, jokes about religion." "The Jews killed Christ." "I can't tell you how long I've had to listen to this stuff." "Okay, let's set the record straight." "It's true." "We killed him and if he comes back, we'll kill him again." "Well, funny to the people, you know, in the audience, not so funny to the Irish cops there." "[narrator] PolicearrestedLenny inChicago, inLosAngeles, inSanFrancisco." "Lennyhadto worryaboutcops athisshows, butnobodyelse complained." "Today,it'sthereverse." "Copsnolonger arrestcomedians atclubs,butthe people arecomplaining." "It'salmost asifwe 'vebeentaught tolovecensorship." "[music]" "[narrator] Oh,college." "It'swhereyoucan finally liveonyourown ." "Befree." "Beyourself." "♪Andwe 'rebanned♪" "♪ From Argo, everyone ♪" "♪ Banned from Argo just for having a little fun ♪" "♪ We spend... ♪ -[narrator] Just be careful ifyou'retrying tobefunny." "We were accused of sexual harassment for an April Fool's article." "[narrator] She'stheeditor ofa studentnewspaper attheUniversity ofAlaska,Fairbanks." "Andheroffense wasrunningan article about avagina-shapedbuilding." "[woman] Because it was a joke." "I was poking fun at the culture that we live in." "[narrator] Andwhatabout thegoodthingsHitlerdid?" "RutgersUniversity thoughtthis" "Aprilfool'sarticle wasanti-Semitic." "So,whatif theauthor isJewish." "ThisSyracuseUniversity lawstudent almostgot kickedoutof school becausesomepeoplesaid hissatiricalblog wasoffensive." "Members oftheTuftsUniversity rowingteamweresuspended forwearingthisshirt asincoxswain, asinthisguy ." "Thesedaysmostcolleges enforcestrictspeechcodes thatpunishstudents foreverything fromtellingjokes tocommittingthecrime ofinappropriately directedlaughter." "[Norton] Yeah, they're very uptight." "You know, we interviewed Carlin in 2007 and he said that, "I've been bashing colleges for years for that."" "And Carlin goes, "Man, I hate to say it, but all the censorship is coming from the left and it's coming from the college campuses."" "We all got to understand that we could expect censorship from the right wing, but to expect it from the left wing, from the politically correct people in the campuses, that caught me by surprise." "[Noam] Good evening everybody, welcome to the Comedy Cellar Show here on Channel 99, SiriusXM world of comedy hits." "We have a very special guest here." "So, this man has devoted his life," "I'd say to free speech and he's quite an intersection with comedian." "[narrator] GregLukianoff isthepresidentofFIRE , theFoundation forIndividualRights inEducation, anationalnonprofit thatfights forfreespeech oncollegecampuses." "I interned at the ACLU of Northern California." "I studied the history of censorship, you know, going back to, like, the 16th century, and nothing prepared me for how easy it is to get in trouble on the modern college campus." "I think there is a direct line between the stuff that's going on in campuses and the idiots who I get angry emails from." "[narrator] NewYorkCity's legendaryComedyCellar haslongbeenatthecenter ofthestand-upworld." "Beforeperformances, ownerNoamDworman hostshisSiriusXM ComedyCellarShow." "Everybody feels they have a right to be insulated from whatever it is they decide offends them, and we're getting emails all the time from customers and it-- and it boggles my mind." "[man] But those customers have the right." "If you--yeah, those customers have the right to send you emails" "and they have the right to be offended." "They should also fucking stay home if they don't wanna hear this kind of humor." "[Chris] I've gone on the Klu Klux Klan site to see some of their greatest jokes and I'd say about 10% of them are winners." "Absolutely have me rolling." "90%, a little harsh." "My name is Christopher Lee." "I'm from Washington State University." "I wrote a play called Passion of the Musical, which was about satire about the last two days of Jesus." "[narrator] Leecasthimselfintherole ofa cross-dressingSatan." "[Chris] This play was specifically designed to offend everyone." "I went for the gold from whatever religion you were to whatever you believed in, to this country I love so dearly." "I wanna write something that makes people go," ""Yeah, that was hilarious,"" "or they're so mad that they go," ""I'll tell you why my religion is important, why women's rights is important."" "[Greg] Nobody could've done a better job of saying," ""Hey, guys, if you don't wanna see an offensive comedy, don't come to this comedy musical because I wrote it with the intention of actually offending people."" "Everyone had to sign a contract coming into the show, knowing it would be offensive." "On the door, there was all the words that I said including a giant banner that said," ""A song contains the word cunt 24 times."" "[man] I'm offended." "[audience laughing]" "[Chris] I had people who enjoyed certain parts." "They liked the Latino sweeping the floor across the stage and taking a siesta." "But when I have giant letters that spell out AIDS or cunt come across stage, you know, and then people going, "Well, that's not funny."" "And I was like, "I see so." "As long as it doesn't touch home base on you, it's funny, but then as soon as it does, that's the most offensive outrageous things" "I've ever heard and you have no right" "to ever say it."" "He was a sociology student so he was kind of saying, "I'm gonna do this experiment." "It's gonna show, like, we're all way too uptight." "Everyone's gonna be getting along, it's gonna be fun, and it didn't quite work out that way."" "[all chattering]" "[Chris] The university has contacted me and said," ""We have 40 people who'd like to see the show."" "As soon as the show started off, they started-- they handed out little fliers saying," ""If they say something you don't like, stand up and say 'I'm offended'."" "And so, once the first song starts happening, people started saying, "I'm offended." "I'm offended." "I'm offended."" "And then the "I'm offended"" "changed into "You're gonna die." "We're gonna get you."" "[Chris] The crowd had weapons." "I actually lost two cast members." "They ran outside." "We had to call the police halfway through the show, and when we called the police they're offended by the topics." "So, the cops stopped my show and let me know that if I proceeded and the crowd got up and attacked, they would not help because they said" "I would be kind of riling them up." "If I get attacked, the police would sit there, and I was like, I guess watch me get assaulted or whatever." "[Karith] College is supposed to be this place where you go to grow, to explore, to learn, to express yourself." "[narrator] KarithFosterperforms atmanytopclubs, likeTheLaughFactory inHollywood andtheGothamComedyClub inNewYork." "I used to be able to describe myself in one word," "I could tell you, people, I was a Huxtable, right?" "And people got it." "Like, a year ago, people were like, "Oh, yeah." "Sure." "She comes from--in a fluent African-American family." "Her parents are professionals."" "Now, I say that and people think my dad was feeding my Girl Scout troop." "[audience laughing] [narrator] She'salsoon amission togetcolleges toloosenup ." "[cheers and applause]" "[Karith] I started a humorous diversity program that I take to colleges with a fellow comedian, a friend of mine, Adam Lehman, he's a gay comic." "It's called Stereotype 101." "The idea is to use humor to broach the sensitive topics." "There were 1,200 people in my graduating class from high school, 12 of us were black." "That's 1%." "I had to import my prom date because I wanted a brown one." "[narrator] Now,ofcourse, ittakesmanyyears tolearnhowtomake audienceslaugh, andthat'swhyFoster saysschools shouldcut studentcomedians lotsofslack." "[Karith] Now, college is where you go to find out who you are." "It's also where you find your voice." "And, you know, that's a term we use in comedy as well," ""Finding your voice," when you figure out, you know, your style." "[narrator] SalvadorRodriguez isa studentcomedian atReedCollege inPortland,Oregon." "Fromthelushcampus tothemostlywhite studentbody, theenvironmentis quite achangeforRodriguez." "[Salvador] My father came to the United States illegally from Mexico." "I went to high school in South Los Angeles at a high school that was 70% black." "Reed isn't very easy to make jokes about it because the people here, they have a lot of hang-ups about a lot of words." "[Sean] Sal's style of humor is fairly confrontational." "He likes to push buttons." "[audience laughing] [narrator] Thecampuscomedians enjoyperforming risqueroutines, andtheywarnpeople whoareeasilyoffended tostayfaraway" "fromtheirshows." "[Sean]Pleasewelcome" "SalRodriguez." "[cheers and applause]" "[audience laughing] [narrator] Thisshowincluded somethings youprobablywon'tsee atyourlocalcomedyclub ." "[Salvador] The performer before me got naked and performed his entire act completely nude." "[narrator] Theshowchuggedalong throughthenudity andRodriguez's bluematerial, butwhen hestartedtalkingabout themajorswomenchoose, anaudiencemember beganhecklinghim." "[narrator] Thehecklingcontinued andRodriguez kindoflosthis patience." "[Salvador] You fucking loudmouthed cunt." "Keep your mouth shut." "And it was at that point that she stormed the stage and she grabbed the mic away." "[narrator] Thefollowingweek, theschoolpaper rana piece thatRodriguezsays gothisactall wrong." "Whethertheyhadseenit ornot, lotsofstudents wereoffended." "Well, he got a lot of lash back." "The outcry at Reed was very much against the speech that happened." "He's definitely gained a reputation as an asshole on campus." "And I think that there should be some sort of check on whether that sort of thing should be allowed to happen again." "[Salvador] I yelled back at a--at a heckler." "In comedy clubs it's well established that if you're a heckler you can be yelled at." "[narrator] Buttheadministration launchedaninvestigation, accusinghimof offenses likedirecting ahostilecomment ata femalestudent, andtheFeminist StudentUnion helda supportgroup forthosetraumatized byhisact." "There's a support group." "Well, I hope that whoever ran the support group for those students told them to get over it, told them that this guy, whatever he said, if it upset them, then he was being a jackass" "and don't go to any more of his shows." "I actually went to the second oldest women's college in the country, Stephens." "And one of the things that I appreciated about that school is that it was so not about being a victim, it was so about being powerful." "As a mother of two daughters," "I don't want anyone's words to affect who they become as adults." "I want them to be confident and strong in who they are, and not be deterred by other people's stereotypes, other people's ignorance." "[narrator] BackatWashingtonState University," "ChrisLeediscovered alittlesomethingnew abouttheaudiencemembers whoshouteddownhis musical." "[Chris] I didn't know it at the time, but later we figured out that the university paid these people to come into my show and shout it down." "They came in there to shut down my show." "[narrator] It'sactuallyprettycommon toseestudents shoutingdownspeakers." "[woman] Shut your mouth!" "[cheers and applause]" "[Noam] Shouting someone down" "Shouting someone down." "Yeah- ...is not freedom of speech." "No, it's mob censorship." "And it's kind of like students going," ""Hey, there's two sides to each story?" "I don't want to hear the other side."" "[Lisa] When I hear a story about this Chris Lee, it's just clear bullying and threats to a comic." "[narrator] Today,manystudents holdtheirtongues becausetheydon'twant toangertheoutragemob." "[Greg] In a 2010 study, they asked 25,000 students, "Is it safe to merely hold unpopular points of view on campus?"" "This is the kind of question you ask when you want a hundred percent of people saying, "Well, yeah, sure, it's safe to hold them."" "Only 40% of students strongly agreed with the statement that it's safe to merely hold unpopular points of view on campus." "But guess what?" "Every single year, that number went down." "By senior year, only 30% strongly agreed with the statement that it's safe to hold unpopular points of view on campus." "[Chris] They were calling me Black Hitler because the Jews weren't safe, the blacks weren't safe, no one--no women weren't safe." "They said I was so outrageous that they were willing to compare me to someone who did such atrocities." "[Chris] I'd let them know when I arrived on campus." "They'd come." "They'd make sure I got to class, but they were like, "People are just expressing themselves." "They were kind of outraged with you." "They're not going to do anything."" "I was like, "Well, why do I have security?"" "It's like they literally endangered the kids' life, you know?" "And it's just evil, and it's manipulative, and awful, and I hope they get AIDS." "No, I do." "If you're listening, hi, AIDS." "Go attack those people." "[narrator] Lennyhadbecomesoconsumed withhislegaltroubles thathebegantoread courttranscripts fromhiscases duringperformances." "And it--here it is." "Oh, yeah." "[narrator] Hefiguredthecourtsystem wouldn'tgranthim afairhearing, sohepledhis case toaudiencesinstead." "[Ron] He'd been busted in San Francisco." "He's busted in Los Angeles." "He's busted in Chicago." "So, by the time he gets to New York, you know, his reputation has spread and the police are there that night at the Cafe au Go-Go." "[narrator] NewYorkprosecutor, RichardKuh, hadbeenexpectingLenny." "[Ron] He was absolutely determined to send Lenny Bruce to jail." "[narrator] BobDylan,WoodyAllen," "JamesBaldwin, andotherfamousartists testifiedonhisbehalf, duringa trial thatwouldlast forsixmonths." "It's amazing." "I mean, for a few dirty words," "I mean, you know, all sorts of expert witnesses, three judges, three." "[narrator] Thelongtrial hadtakenamentaltoll onLenny." "Hebecame increasinglyobsessed withvindicatinghimself andhiscomedy." "Hegrewdesperate, firedhislawyers, anddelivered theclosingarguments himself." "[Ron] The trial was both comic and tragic." "[narrator] OnNovember4th,1964," "LennyBrucewasfoundguilty ofobscenity." "Hewassentenced tofourmonthsbehindbars ." "Butbeforebeingtaken intocustody, hefledto LosAngeles inanattempttopreserve hisfreedom." "[Ron] He was convicted for using four letter words in a comedy club in Greenwich Village after midnight." "A, B, and C, and we're gonna enforce a rule because..." "[Ron] Lenny Bruce is at the end of his rope." "They're about to foreclose on his home." "He doesn't have any money." "He can't get a job anywhere because of all these obscenity prosecutions." "[Ron] He's got a pretty serious drug problem and a pretty serious depression problem." "You mix them all together, you know what happens." "[narrator] LennyBrucedied ofa drugoverdose onAugust3rd,1966." "Hewas40 yearsold ." "♪ All alone ♪" "♪ All alone ♪" "♪ I'll be rich ♪" "♪ But so ♪" "♪ All alone ♪" "[Ron] But within a year after his death, this great Phoenix rises." "There was a movie about Lenny Bruce with Dustin Hoffman." "[man] Hewasacomic." "Acynic." "Asatirist." "Acriminal." "Agenius." "[Dustin] Have you ever seen so much blue in all your life?" "[man] Newsweekdescribed hiscauseof death asanoverdoseofpolice." "[Ron] And he becomes this great American icon." "♪ Lenny Bruce was trying to tell you ♪" "♪ Many things before he died ♪" "♪ All that was covered by Lenny Bruce ♪" "♪ Back in the day ♪" "♪LennyBruce declaresa truce♪" "♪ Lenny Bruce is gone ♪" "♪ But his spirit's living on ♪" "♪ And on ♪" "Your heroes can only be as good as your villains, right?" "So, Lenny Bruce had the United States government to go up against." "To keep going with a bit knowing where you're about to go." "He didn't care." "He did--he still did his bit, like, that's outrageously awesome to me." "I'm ashamed of my country for doing that." "I am" "I am disgusted that that happened." "My sympathy and my empathy and my heart is with Lenny that he had to go through that, but motherfucker is that cool." "Doing your show with cops on the side of the stage?" "Fucking beat that anybody ever!" "[man] Itisnowmypleasure tointroduceto you Mr.LennyBruce." "[applause]" "[Ron] The last routine Lenny did, it was at UCLA." "I will tell you this, there was any number of Lenny Bruce's routines though totally protected by the First Amendment that if he did them on a number campuses today, they would shut it down." "I don't think any college would allow Lenny Bruce to come" "and perform there." "They would hate him." "Lenny Bruce would not last a minute on the modern college campus." "[Norton] Because they had become what they hated." "You know, they had become the speech repressors." "They had become the free thought policers." "[Greg] And he also ended up being a great figure in the fight against obscenity laws, against the idea that we-- that the government should be policing speech." "So, he really ended up being a very influential figure, not just for every comedian that's come after him, but for a generation of First Amendment lawyers too." "[narrator] LukianoffsaysLenny wasn'tjustfighting fortheFirstAmendment, hewasfighting forsomethingmore." "Hewasfighting forfreespeech." "Free speech and the First Amendment are not the same thing." "And actually, the bigger, more beautiful, bolder, braver concept is free speech." "And it requires a certain amount of tolerance and a recognition that you almost certainly don't know everything and that you can still learn from hearing people out." "The problem is that as a society, we haven't really learned deeply that the solution to bad speech is more speech." "You know, you have to go to Jonathan Rauch." "[Jonathan] The First Amendment, although it's necessary, it's not sufficient." "It has to rest on a social foundation of First Amendment values." "That is people who understand, who get the idea, the critical exchange of speech, often hurtful speech, wrongheaded speech, even hateful speech." "Airing those ideas strengthen society in the long run." "If people don't have that idea in their hearts, then having it in the law is not enough." "I'm the author of a book called" "KindlyInquisitors:" "TheNewAttacks onFreeThought." "And I'm a senior fellow at a think tank called the Brookings Institution." "[man] Because the Americans" "love democracy and..." "[man] Oh, I see." "That's one reason." "Also..." "[Jonathan] In any society that is free enough to produce open debate, it's also going to be free enough so that some of us at any given time are going to feel really upset." "[bleep] this [bleep] and their [bleep] yachts." "They aren't in here and they are not in our country!" "[Jonathan] And no, that's not a great thing." "It's a necessary thing." "Get the [bleep] out of here." "Get the [bleep] out of here." "This is ours." "[Jonathan] Being hurt by words is part of how we build knowledge and it's our duty to, I think, accept that in a free society." "You parasite socialists!" "[narrator] Free speech isn'talwayspretty, butitmakeslifebetter." "Ideasclash andtheworstones gettossedaside." "Manyadvancements aretheresult ofheateddebates, debatesthatoffended" "lotsofpeople." "[Jonathan] I grew up asa gayAmerican inthe'60sand '70s ata time wherejustsaying youweregay orbeingforgay rights couldcostyouyourjob." "We were actually considered mentally disordered and thrown into asylums." "[man] Oneneverknows whenthehomosexual isabout." "Hemayappearnormal anditmaybetoolate whenyoudiscover heismentallyill ." "[Jonathan] We dealt with terrorism and violence on the streets." "If you called the police, they wouldn't help you because, you know, you were a queer, you were a faggot." "We didn't have votes." "We didn't have support." "We were hiding in the closet." "The one thing we had, the only thing we had was our voices." "[narrator] Activistsspokeup ." "Theypersuaded moreandmorepeople thatlawsshouldprotect everyoneequally." "Thegayrightsmovement hascomealongway sincethe'60s, butgays stillfacehostility." "Do I like that the Westboro Baptist Church is allowed to say, "God hates fags,"" "and "God hates the military," and blah, blah, blah?" "The Episcopal church is a fag church." "[narrator] Membersofthetiny" "WestboroBaptistChurch getlotsof publicity fortheir outlandishprotests." "Thiskindof hatespeech islegalandRauchsays" "that'sactuallygood forgays." "[man] And there it says," ""Fags are the--are beasts." -[man] Okay." "[Jonathan] There is only one way to counter bad ideas and it is with good ideas and you cannot do that unless you're able to confront the bad ideas." "And it kind of makes me mad." "We have free speech and I go," ""But wait a minute, we have to have it."" "[Jonathan] The society that tries to bury under the rug bad ideas is condemning itself to live in a future with these bad ideas." "[crowd] We're here, we're queer," "we take it in the rear!" "[Lisa] Hey!" "[narrator] Whenthechurchthreatened toprotest oneofLisa'sshows, shesaid,"Bringiton."" "Promisingtodonate athousandbucks toa pro-gaycharity foreachprotester whoshowedup ." "[Lisa] These assholes have contributed to the Gay Men's Health Crisis." "[narrator] Turns out 50protestersshowed, soLisacutacheck for50grand." "[crowd cheering]" "[Lisa] They have their own special sign for me by the way, "God hates Lisa."" "And has a picture of a gorilla in a dress with a wig which is fantastic." "I always-- I think you made it when the WBC makes you a hate-filled sign." "Hi, fag haters!" "Everybody wave bye the fag haters!" "[cheering]" "[Jonathan] I am actually grateful that the Westboro Baptist Church exists to be complete idiots because every day they do that, they use their voices to demonstrate how pitiable they are and why gay people are making the better argument." "[Penn] The most important thing to a society, what makes a society, is the-- is the exchange of ideas." "Free speech is important, I think, because, like, that's the thing that makes us who we are." "I think free speech is important for society because that's the only way change happens." "Free speech is extremely important because me being a Jew," "I don't want to have to pay for speech." "I want free speech." "I want the kind of speech where not only do you get free speech, but they throw in a limerick and a witty remark with it." "I want a whole bargain package." "[laughs]" "[Heather] You know, the whole point is if you're easily offended, please don't come to a comedy show." "Like, this is not the thing for you." "When the other moms invite you, please pass." "[applause]" "I also have a beautiful stepdaughter and she's beautiful, she's actually half Vietnamese, so yes, I do enjoy the free foot massages every other weekend." "Thank you." "[audience laughing]" "Now I get them all the time because she lives with us full-time and." "Um... and, you know, even though she lives with us, her mom will still call and leave me a million messages about how to feed her and I'll have--in, like, two days, I'll get six messages" "that goes something like this," ""Hi, I'm McKinsey mom," "I'm just calling to make sure that you give McKinsey broccoli." "She like a healthy food." "She like a healthy broccoli." "Don't you just give a hotdog and popcorn like you give to your boy." "And you can afford it." "You can afford it." "You tell Peter he can afford it."" "[audience laughing] [narrator] HeatherMcDonald didthatbit ata differentperformance andlearned shehadoffended anaudiencemember." "[Heather] And this woman came up to me after and she goes, "I think you're so funny." "I just really find the accent really offensive."" "And she was white." "I said, "Well, I'm sorry you feel that way." "It's based on a real person." "That's exactly how she sounds." "I'm imitating a person to tell a true story better."" "[narrator] Sometimes, nervousshowproducers sanitizeperformances beforeaudiencesseethem." "McDonaldremembersonetime whenshewasperforming withanimprovgroup." "[Heather] I wanted to do this girl that I had seen on a talk show who was clearly white, but spoke like she was a Latina gang member and I just thought it was a funny character," "like a Jerry Springer type character." "[narrator] Butthatcharactermade theproduceruncomfortable." "[Heather] And she said, "Well, if you're going to do an accent or ethnicity, make it be somebody that's not finan-- economically beneath a white person."" "So, make fun of the French." "I'm like, "I don't find the French funny."" "[narrator] AndasNoamDworman's co-host," "DanNaturmanknows changingyouract isnoguarantee thatyou'llavoid offendingsomeone." "Dan was on America's Got Talent and he told a joke that had the word German in it." "It was not a joke at anybody German's expense." "He had to pick a country." "Actually, at the club, he doesn't even use German, he uses Mexican, but they told him don't say Mexican on TV, so they made him use German because it was considered more innocuous." "[Dan] In America, we don't speak different languages in America." "We speak English." "Other countries, they speak different languages." "I got a friend Jurgen, he's from-- he's a countryman of Heidi's actually." "He lives in Berlin." "He's speak-- do you know him?" "He speaks four languages." "He said to me, "Dan, how come you Americans don't learn other languages?"" "I'm like, "I don't know." "Probably the same reason people that can see don't learn Braille." "That's probably why." -[audience laughing]" "[Noam] Heidi Klum is a judge" "and she gets offended at his joke." "[Greg] Nice." "And I got news for you," "Braille would be more practical, right?" "Because you might go blind one day, that could happen." "But you ain't gonna go German, chances are." "[audience laughing]" "Thank you, America, vote Naturman!" "How'd he do?" "Did you laugh?" "Well, not really." "It is impressive, though, that you managed to offend almost every type of person on the planet including the Germans." "[Noam] And she attacks him and may very well have led to ending his run at the championship of America's Got Talent." "[Dan] Oh, but I think it was going to go down anyway," "but maybe." "So this exact phenomenon that we're talking about, he had a bitter firsthand experience with it." "[Gilbert] Nowadays, there's people who might want to play it safe." "Me being an idiot, I don't." "[narrator] Comedycanhelpus getthroughtoughtimes, butdoingcomedy aftera tragedy isone ofthebiggesttaboos." "Thenagain, GilbertGottfried lovessinking hiscoldfangsintotaboos." "It'skindof histhing." "I used to do a voice for a certain insurance company" "[duck] Aflac!" "[Gilbert] The tsunami was hitting then." "So, I had handled that the way" "I handle every big news item." "I was doing jokes about it on the Internet." "Mostly, if you're going to get offended, you could get offended by how dumb most of them were." "Like, I asked my Japanese real estate agent," ""Is there a school in the neighborhood?"" "And she said, "No, but there will be one in five minutes."" "[man] A horrible thing to say inthemidstofthis tragedy." "[woman] Disgusting." "Icouldn'tbelieve hesaidthat." "A well-known comedian is no longer the voice of Aflac's duck today because of a not-so-funny joke about Japan's tragedy." "They basically dropped me like shit out of a duck's ass." "[woman] Aflacsays, "There'snoplace foranythingbutcompassion andconcern."" "[narrator] Buthowsurprised couldAflachavebeen?" "Afterall,thefamously raunchyComedyCentralroasts oftenshowcase GilbertGottfried andhisjackhammertongue." "Donald always says money can't buy happiness, but it can buy the best" "Eastern European whores New York City has to offer." "[crowd cheering] [narrator] Andthetsunami wasn'tthefirsttime Gottfriedmadejokes inthewakeofa tragedy." "Hedidsomethingsimilar rightafter theSeptember11thattacks." "[Gilbert] I was at the Hugh Hefner's fryer's roast." "And I said, "Well I have to leave early tonight." "I couldn't get a direct flight, we have to make a stop at the Empire State Building."" "And the crowd was booing and hissing." "One guy yelled, "Too soon."" "Which I thought meant I didn't take a long enough pause between the set up and the punch line." "[narrator] Buthis9/ 11joke didn'tleave theworld throbbingwithoutrage likehistsunamijokes did." "Maybeit'sbecause in2001, therewasno Facebook, noTwitter, noYouTube,no iPhone." "Buttoday's superchargedInternet blastsoutrage allovertheworld asfastas youcan type 140characters." "[Gilbert] The Internet makes me feel sentimental about old-time lynch mobs." "Back then, you actually had to put your jacket on, go outside, get your hands dirty, and deal with other people." "You know, not everything is funny." "Right." "And there's not a time to joke about everything, but apparently, Gilbert Gottfried" "is learning that the hard way." "Didn't get the memo." "[Gilbert] And then when I go outside my house, news cameras would appear out of nowhere, like they were cornering someone who was sending poisoned baby food." "[narrator] HowdidGottfried eventuallyescape theoutragemob?" "Afarmoreimportantstory tookhisplace." "[Gilbert] Chris Brown was backstage and he got mad and threw a chair." "[man] Thereheis shirtless stormingoutof thestudio." "[woman] Brownreportedlyusedachair tosmashawindow inhisdressingroom." "And that became the big news item." "See, I think nowadays, there's the villain of the week." "And, like, at any given time, there's the one guy we all hate and then quickly, it turns around to something else." "[Jon] People are getting destroyed, like, every day." "Sometimes, a number of times a day all over the world." "[narrator] Inhisbook," "So You've Been Publicly Shamed, authorJonRonsontells thetaleof JustineSacco, ayoungwoman livinginNewYork." "Andwithonly 170Twitterfollowers, she'sprettymuch unknown." "[Jon] So, she's on vacation Christmas 2013, heading from New York to Heathrow to Cape Town." "And when she gets to Heathrow, she tweets what she sees as a kind of funny acerbic joke to her 170 Twitter followers that said..." "She tweeted that joke from Heathrow Airport, wandered around the terminal, sporadically checking Twitter, got no replies, and found that sad too." "That sad feeling we all feel when the Internet doesn't tell us," ""Well done." "That was funny."" "And then she got on the plane, turned off her phone, flew for 11 hours, slept, woke up, turned on her phone, and there was a text from somebody she hadn't spoken to since high school" "that said, "I am so sorry to see what's happening to you."" "The woman at the center of a digital uproar." "[man] Atthecenter ofa digitalfirestorm." "The woman who sparked a Twitter backlash over an offensive tweet that joked about AIDS in South Africa." "BuzzFeed tweeted it as the worst tweet of all time." "[man] Anincrediblyoffensivetweet aboutAIDSandrace." "[Jon] And the shaming came in waves." "First, there were the philanthropists saying, "I am donating to aid to Africa."" "But then it got darker, then it was like," ""Everybody go report this cunt."" "There were people all over the world, thousands, hundreds of thousands of people who decided we must get this woman fired." "Most people didn't realize at this point that she was on a plane and oblivious to all of this." "But then her employers got involved." "[man] Quicklyissuedastatement callingthecomment outrageousandoffensive." "And said, "This is an outrageous comment." "Employee currently unreachable on an international flight."" "And that's when the anger turned to excitement, that we knew something that Justine didn't." "We knew that she was oblivious to her destruction." "[man] Saccoposted thetweetFriday, justbefore anearly12-hourflight fromLondonto CapeTown, SouthAfrica." "Whileshewasapparently offlineinmidair, millionswereonline, anxiouslywaiting forherto land andseetheuproar hertweetcaused." "The... becameaninstanttrend." "First, you have children dying, you have children being born with AIDS." "It's really nothing to joke about." "[Jon] I was on Twitter that night and I thought what everyone else thought," ""Wow!" "Somebody's fucked!"" "And I kind of, you know, sat up in bed and propped the pillow up behind my, you know, and then I thought, "Well maybe the-- maybe it wasn't intended to be racist."" "[narrator] Toolate!" "Theoutragemob hadalreadymadeupitsmind." "I think she's basically got a race problem and she deserved to be fired." "[narrator] Saccowasfiredinmidair." "[narrator] Meanwhile, thesocialmediaresponse wasgettingviolent." "[Jon] "Somebody HIV positive should rape this bitch so then we'll find out if her skin color protects her from AIDS."" "The anger, the vitriol directed at her such that even the company that fired her had to ask people to go easy on her, what about that part?" "[narrator] Eventuallythebacklash becamesoderanged thatthemediagrewhorrified whattheyhadhelpedcreate." "Even some death threats seen on Tweeter toward her and she hadn't had a chance to tell her side of the story yet." "Somebody went and live tweeted her arrival and "photographed" her." "[narrator] WhenSaccolanded shewasunemployed andTwitter'snumberone worldwidetrendingtopic." "Thesatisfiedoutragemob lookedforanew target todestroy, butRonsonwasdetermined tofindoutwhatbecame ofJustineSacco." "[Jon] So, I met her in a bar in downtown New York and, you know, she was just broken and she just kept crying and it was like the Night of the Living Dead, because she was this kind of spectral figure." "I asked her to explain the joke and she said "Living in America puts us in a bubble when it comes to what is going on in the Third World," "I was making fun of that bubble."" "[narrator] Sacco'sfamily isfromSouthAfrica andshewasbornthere." "Herfathertookthe family totheUnitedStates, becausehedidn'twant hischildrento be raised insucharacistculture." "Justine thought that she was being a social justice person like the rest of us." "She thought she was making fun of the bubble of privilege." "You know, there's a-- there's a comedic tradition of mocking privilege by doing an extreme exaggerated version of it." "Niggers, Jews, homosexuals, Mexicans, Arabs, and all kinds of different Chinks stink!" "[narrator] DaveChappelledoesasketch abouta blindblackman whohappensto be awhitesupremacist." "Chappelleusesracistlanguage tomakefunofracists." "[Dave] Let's talk about Chinese people." "What they're Kung Fu and all that silly ching ching, chong, chong." "Oh, you come here, you kiss my tea make her sweet." "I no need no sugar when you around." "[narrator] StephenColbert wasdoingthesamething andtheoutragedmob calledhimaracist anddemanded hisshowbe canceled." "Naturally,therewas anofficialhashtag." "The hashtag, "CANCELCOLBERT" is trending." "[woman] Cancel Colbert." "[man] Cancel Colbert." "[woman] Cancel Colbert." "[narrator] Colbert weathered thestorm,buthumorcanbe moredangerousforamateurs." "[Jon] She lost her job, she couldn't get another job." "Newspapers were following her to the gym, she couldn't sleep, she couldn't date because you Google everybody you date and she was just the racist AIDS tweet woman." "[narrator] We'realljustone clumsyjokeaway fromsharing JustineSacco'sfate." "[Jon] We're all a mix of clever and stupid, you know, we're not these one dimensional things." "We fuck up." "And we don't fuck up." "We're wise and we're idiots." "So, many watching her demise online while she was offline on a plane." "[Jon] Don't leap in on somebody and destroy somebody for this drama." "For this fake social justice." "Let's not frighten people into being voiceless." "[narrator] TheAdamCarollashow isoneof theworld's mostpopularcomedypodcasts, anditshostisknown forhisno-holds-barred political andculturalrants." "[narrator] Atthislivetaping," "Carollawasfuming abouta recentexchange withCalifornia Lt.Gov.GavinNewsom, whobroughtup economicchallenges facingblack andLatinofamilies." "[Gavin] HalfofAfricanAmericans inthestateofCalifornia androughlyhalf ofLatinofamilies havenoaccess toa checkingaccount oranATM, thingswetakefor granted." "Theydon'thave acheckingaccount." "What'swrongwiththem?" "Do Asians have this problem?" "I mean, a lot of communities have this problem." "A lot of whites have these problems, but I just..." "Oh, so it's not just black and Hispanic." "No, but it- but I'm giving you" "Then why did you bring up" "black and Hispanic?" "Because the magnitude" "is ominous." "[narrator] Agree with him ornot, butCarollaprideshimself onspeaking theunspeakable andheoften raisesissues thatpoliticians aretooafraidtotouch." "HereheasksNewsom whyAsians" "performsowellinschool." "[Gavin] I'm not a sociologist," "perhapsyoucould explainwhy." "[Adam] Okay." "Well,I toldyouwhy ." "Why?" "[Adam] Theyhaveafamilythat puts anemphasison education." "[Gavin] Whichisanoblething." "Anda lotof Latinos havefamilieshaveput" "emphasisoneducation." "Alot,butnot enough." "AfricanAmericans haveemphasison education." "Alot,butnot enough." "[Adam] Theirfamiliesarebrokenup." "Okay,Gavin." "Iget it." "When a white straight guy seems to..." "White?" "What's white have to do with it?" "What's white have to do with it?" "Well, you've been accused of being racist." "[Adam] Youhavetheracistfinger outallthetime." "Butthefingeryou use forpersonalresponsibility, thatstaysup yourass !" "And they misquote you or they quote you out of context." "There's a weird, sort of mob, witch hunt mentality." "[narrator] Carollasayssomereporters recentlyconfrontedhim withaudioproof ofhissupposedracism." "♪I gotalittlepenis, Idon'tcare♪" "♪Itcanwork ifithasnohair ♪ [woman laughs]" "♪Youseeitrightthere ♪" "♪It'sin yourface...♪" "They think it's me doing a Jackie Chan voice." "They're doing the gotcha moment, except for they're not smart enough to do their research and realize that's Jo Koy who's an Asian American comedian, he's doing all the talking and making fun of the Asian American stereotype." "[Jo] Youcanjustbequiet fora second," "you'reinterrupting." "[Adam] I can't, sir, I'mtellingyou." "[Jo] Youknowwhy?" "You'repissingme off." "Youknowwhy?" " I told them, the guy who was doing the voice was Asian and they were like..." ""Well, that helps."" "[Karith] You can say whatever you want to say, but the rule in comedy is that it just has to be funny." "[narrator] Butthesedays there'sa prettybiglist oftopics thatareofflimits, topicsthatcomedians areavoiding." "Topics comedians are avoiding, it seems like you don't know what to avoid." "Racial ones are a big one for people to avoid, sexual orientation jokes, people have always avoided religion jokes," "Islam especially." "Christianity is kind of safe now." "A big taboo in the comic world would be like, gun topics because so, you know, so many school shootings and this and that, but school shootings have been happening forever, it's just they've been happening" "in bad neighborhoods first and no one cared and now that it happens in good neighborhoods, everyone is like, "Oh, you can't joke about that."" "[narrator] Andit'snotjustjokes." "Theoutragemob isalsoscaringpeopleaway fromseriousdebate abouttabootopics." "We cannot discuss legislation on rape in this country." "We cannot discuss sex crimes on college campuses." "You can't discuss that." "[protestors shouting] [narrator] Hereprotestersshoutdown apaneldiscussion" "thataddressessexcrimes." "[woman] Get the fuck outofhere." "[narrator] Be careful discussingsuicide." "Aftershowbizlegend RobinWilliams committedsuicide, punkrocker HenryRollinswrote thatparents shouldn'tkillthemselves becauseittraumatizes theirchildren." "Henry Rollins said that Robin was selfish for doing it and blah, blah, blah, and people went after him and he had to apologize." "[Norton] We have punk rockers now fucking apologizing." "And it's like you don't owe an apology, Henry." "Even if what you said was wrong." "Even if Robin was suffering and it wasn't selfish." "I don't think you're out of line to say," ""Is this a selfish fucking thing?"" "[narrator] Ifyouchallenge society'staboos, youmightbe looking tostartadiscussion, butdon'tbe surprised ifyougetcalled namesinstead." "[Carolla] All they're gonna do is try to make you look like a bigoted, sexist, xenophobic whatever..." "You're just a privileged, white feminist bitch-- [narrator] That'showTwitterresponded toa Britishwriter, oneofthefew people whoquestioned whether JustineSacco'stweet wasreallymeant toberacist." "And she said to her shame she shut up and watched Justine's life get ripped apart." "We have to learn you can't have the exchange of ideas if there's a chilling effect." "[narrator] Achillingeffect." "It'swhenyousee others gettingshouteddown forvoicing controversialopinions andyoudecide tojustshutupyourself." "Because,whybother?" "It's like, "Hey these are opinions that people disagree with."" "Like, "Hey, United States there, buddy." "We're just one big pile historically of opinions that people disagreed with and that's fine."" "[Jon] If this climate of fear continues, what it will create is a cold conservative conformist world." "Where what we're doing is tearing apart the people who step out of line." "[narrator] MSNBC'sMartinBashir madepointedcomments aboutformerAlaskaGovernor SarahPalin." "HarvardPresident LawrenceSummersspeculated aboutwhytherearen'tmore femalescienceprofessors." "NPR'sJuanWilliams admittedtofeelingnervous whenhesawpeopledressed inMuslimgarbonairplanes." "Theyallsteppedout ofline anditcostthemtheirjobs." "All we're doing is training each other to lie." "Training each other to toe the company line and then sitting around like a bunch of fucking dummies going, "How come no one is honest anymore?"" "I don't know, stupid, because the last time someone told the truth, you jumped on them and tried to get them fired." "That's not more debate, more speech, more thought." "That's a form of private censorship." "And it may be legal, but it's still usually" "a dangerous bad idea." "Here." "[narrator] Thethingis taboosarealwayschanging." "Talkingrace canbediceytoday, yearsagoit wassex thatputeveryoneonedge ." "In1851, GynecologistJamesPlatt gotkickedout oftheAmerican MedicalAssociation afterallowing studentstowatch aconsentingwoman givebirth." "Inthe1970s, researcherVernBullough landedontheFBI 'slist ofdangerousAmericans becausehesupportedthings likelegalizingoralsex ." "Today,childbirth hasbecomealot safer because we'veopenedup aboutit andadults arenolongerarrested fororalsex." "Inotherwords, thecensorsgotitwrong." "If you're on the side of censorship, you're on the side of an arrogant idea that essentially you know where wisdom will come from and you don't know where wisdom will come from." "Gavin Newsom can come back on my show tomorrow if he likes." "The only way that we find truth in any society is through public debate." "He will never show up again because he does not wanna fucking lock antlers with someone in a long-form discussion on his policies." "Once you get into the business of saying you're going to prohibit things that people find offensive or wrongheaded, that's where the most sensitive person in society gets to determine what all the rest of us can hear." "Cars, technology, cellphones, like everything's this." "And then free speech, we're pulling it back to the '40s." "[Ron] After Lenny Bruce died something remarkable happened." "Was it a landmark Supreme Court opinion?" "No." "Was it a major act passed by the Congress?" "No." "The American culture basically came to the conclusion that never again will this or should this happen." "After Lenny Bruce died, no comedian, not a single comedian in any of the states was ever again prosecuted for obscenity in a comedy club." "That's a remarkable feat." "And I think that's why so many comedians today revere Lenny Bruce." "Guys like Pryor and Carlin acknowledged," "Lenny is the guy that kicked the fucking door open for everybody." "So, we all owe him a tremendous debt." "He was arrested for what he said." "I can't imagine that." "I can't imagine that." "But we fixed a lot of that." "Oh, my God, yeah." "We don't get arrested anymore." "Our punishment is now corporate and you lose your gig on Comedy Central or you have to apologize because you lose a movie opportunity." "When Lenny did it, it was a real penalty." "It was fucking-- it was going to jail." "Lenny Bruce was sentenced to prison 'cause people didn't like his jokes." "I should be hung." "[narrator] Theculturechangedsomuch thateventually eventhestateofNewYork admittedhowstupid ithadbeen tobustLennyBruce." "RonCollinspartnered withfellow" "FirstAmendmentAttorney BobCorn-Revere topetition GovernorGeorgePataki toclearLenny'sname." "[Ron] I never thought there was... any chance at all that the governor would pardon Lenny." "[narrator] Itseemedimpossible." "Butthenit happened." "[Bob] This is a copy of the pardon itself." ""Therefore, know ye that I have pardoned, remised, and released and by these presents do pardon, remise and release the said Leonard Alfred Schneider aka Lenny Bruce."" "Archaic legal language that basically says" "Lenny Bruce has been pardoned." "[Ron] It was just a wonderful feeling." "I really felt that for just a pinpoint in time," "the Earth shook, just a little bit." "[narrator] Thepardoncame37years afterLenny'sdeath." "MakesyouwonderwhatLenny wouldthinkof today'sworld." "[Bob] I think he would hear people using language that he was afraid he was going to go to jail over and he would think, "My gosh, things are freer than they've ever been,"" "but at the same time he would probably be confronted with attitudes that... he wouldn't be able to get his mind around the idea that if he said something offensive that people would turn him in." "[narrator] It'sa weird,terrifying, andexhilaratingtime tobeacomedian." "Youdon'thave toworryaboutcops arrestingyouat clubs, andnewtechnology likepodcasts letsyouavoidcorporate andgovernmentauthorities." "Smartphones andsocialmedia allowyou toconnectwithfans andbuildafollowing." "Butit'sthatsame liberatingtechnology that'sfueling theoutragemob." "[Noam] We had thousands of people tweeting against us." "[narrator] TheydemandedNoamDworman stopgivingstagetime toArtieLange becausetheywereoffended byoneof hisjokes." ""New York Comedy Cellar if you don't stop using Artie Lange we're gonna bring" "the protest to you." -[Greg] Wow." "And this began to bubble up to the point where I got scared and actually pulled down all our podcasts off the-- off the air because I didn't want anybody to start researching what other kinds of jokes we might have made." "[gunshots] [narrator] Timesareespeciallytough forcomedy outsidetheU.S." "OnJanuary7th,2015 terrorists offendedbycartoons depicting theMuslimprophetMuhammad shotandkilled 11staffmembers ofthesatiricalmagazine" "CharlieHebdo attheirofficeinParis." "[Greg] The Charlie Hebdo massacre should've been a wakeup call to everyone who believes in free speech all over the world." "That you can't have a right not to be offended without it backfiring, without it being a terrible disaster." "And there was a moment when it looked like France and the European Union have learned this lesson." "[Jonathan] Hundreds of thousands of citizens of France in the streets for free speech." "You know, it's like we all take a bullet." "They killed people, but all French people take a bullet." "[Greg] But within a week of the massacre they were arresting people for cracking jokes." "They go after a comedian who kind of condones the terrorism or makes fun of it." "Now, I think that comedian's opinion stinks, but you--hey, dummies, do you want free speech or don't you?" "[narrator] AcomediancalledDieudonné wasfoundguilty ofcondoningterrorism andreceivedasuspended two-monthjailterm fora Facebookpost." "Hewrotethathefelt "likeCharlieCoulibaly,"" "aplayon thepopular "IamCharlieHebdo"slogan thatincorporatedthename ofone oftheParisattackers." "[speaking French] [narrator] Hehasbeenrepeatedlyfined foranti-Semiticspeech andlocalauthorities havebannedhisshows inseveraltowns becausetheyseehis act asa threatto publicorder." "I mean, yeah, you're not shooting people like the Islamic militants did, but you are arresting people." "You are penalizing people for saying shit you don't like." "France, like... all developed countries in the world except the United States has hate speech laws." "France's free speech stinks." "Canada is not great with free speech." "They have a whole human rights commission that penalizes people." "Britain kind of stinks for certain reasons." "You can get in big trouble for saying things." "[narrator] Britainjailspeople whomakecomments officialsdeem tobeoffensive, andanaccountant namedPaulChambers wasarrested fora Twitterjoke authoritiesmisconstrued asa terroristthreat." "InFrance, Dieudonné'sclashes withauthorities havefueledhispopularity andturnedhim intoa martyr." "Buttoday,moreAmericans supporthatespeechlaws thanopposethem." "Yes,thesamenation thatthinks itwasridiculous forcops toarrestLennyBruce forwords, supportslaws thatwouldallowcops toarrestpeople forwords." "[Ron] We must not be afraid to be free." "It's scary." "It really is." "And I think Lenny Bruce brought that point home in spades." "[Bob] The pardon obviously wasn't for Lenny Bruce even though it was done in his name." "The pardon was really for the rest of us to stand as sort of a public monument to the values that we protect." "We do protect the outcasts." "We do protect the people who are there and who will offend us." "If we can protect those people, then all of us can sleep a little safer at night because we know that we will be able to express our ideas, too." "At the end of the day it's not like we have all of the high cards when it comes to truth, morality, patriotism, what have you." "We need a few wild cards, we need a few code breakers, we need a few people that are willing if you will to jerk our chains, all right?" "In other words, we need more Lenny Bruces." "[Mel] Youfuckingoffendme." "Andyoudon'tcare aboutanyonebutyourself." "[Gilbert] I remember when all the news stories came out about Mel Gibson being arrested for drunk driving." "The police woman was Jewish and he started saying stuff about the Jews." "Then he started to say stuff calling her sugar tits." "Then he started saying like, that a group of African Americans, only he didn't use the term African Americans, should rape and kill his wife or he was going to kill her, hitting her with a shovel" "and burying her in the rose garden." "And after all that came out, all I could think is," ""Wait a minute, what did he say about the Jews?"" "So, I think people like to pick and choose what to get offended by." "I think being offended is a smorgasbord and you go, "Okay, I like this and this." "Oh, that I'm offended by, oh, this is good, no, that one I'm offended."" "Well, liberals are offended by certain things." "Blacks are offended by certain things." "Women are offended by certain things." "White Christian males are offended by certain things." "We're all offended by whatever violates our comfort zone." "[narrator] Ifcomedianssteeredclear ofanythingthatviolates someone'scomfortzone, imaginewhatthecomedyshows ofthefuturewouldbelike." "[Jonathan] One of the first things you know when a society is turning authoritarian is the comedians start to worry." "When they start going for the comedians everyone else needs to sweat." "Do you really want to live in a world where people have to think twice before they tell any kind of joke, or question someone else's religion, or question anybody at any level?" "Because if you're going to say one person, you know, who said something that you don't like, doesn't have the right to do that, then what about you?" "What if you say something that someone doesn't like?" "Along with the right to speak freely comes a responsibility to have a thick skin." "Words can be hurtful but they're not the same as violence and they can be countered with other words." "And that's our responsibility." "It's the responsibility to put up with being offended." "[narrator] So,whereareweheaded?" "Willweembrace freespeech orwillwe turn towardAmerica'spast andEurope'spresent andarrestpeople forwordcrimes?" "[Greg] The idea of a future in which we're all always walking on eggshells does not appeal to me." "When I look ahead I see America increasingly standing alone as committed to the First Amendment in law." "And I don't think we're ever gonna get better with it." "This whole thing, like, every time something big happens we're like," ""Oh, tide's about to turn."" "It's never going to change." "It's gonna keep going downhill." "[Greg] There was this huge study that's done every year and they ask citizens whether or not they think the First Amendment went too far." "47% of people between the ages of 18 and 30 said the First Amendment goes too far." "This is terrifying to those of us who care about free speech and the future of free speech." "Everybody says, "I love free speech." "I love free thought, I love free expression,"" "but deep down they're all going," ""Except for when, except for when."" "There's always that little asterisk, as to--it doesn't-- that doesn't apply here." "But you might be interested in how I became offensive." "[narrator] Youknow,acomedianchanged thecultureonce, maybecomedians willdoit again." "[Lisa] We're not backing down." "I mean, we're not gonna quit anytime soon." "And I think-- I think people are a little, like... sick of these politically correct folks." "I like to think that really the majority of people do have a brain in their heads and aren't getting offended if they hear a joke." "I used to not invite my friends that had herpes to this all girl stand-up show that I did because this one girl that I performed with had a really, really funny herpes joke." "I'm, like, so codependent that I thought," ""God, I'm just gonna see my friend in the audience and she's gonna talk about herpes and I know she has herpes." "And that'll really hurt her feelings."" "So, I didn't invite her to several shows." "And then all of a sudden she was at the show and here is the girl I'm performing with does the herpes stuff and I was like, "Oh, no!"" "And I look out and she's laughing harder than anyone." "My double D sister over there!" "[narrator] Karith Foster isstillusingcomedy tostart honestconversations oncampus andstudentsgeekout onfreespeech atconferencesorganized byGregLukianoff's organization." "ChrisLeehasgraduated fromcollege andnowAIDS andcancercharitieshirehim totellfilthyjokes attheirevents." "[Chris] They don't go, "Ugh, that joke ruined my night."" "Because it can't." "They beat cancer." "[narrator] Theworldof comedy isoneof thefew places whereplaying theoutragecard doesn'tworktoowell." "Thankgoodness, plentyofus canstillgetoffended withouthavingameltdown." "Andthankgoodness, somanyof us canstilltakeajoke ." "To get all these emails saying," ""Oh, my God, we'll be the four gay guys in the front." "Please call us this or call us that."" "I have guys come up to me on the street and say," ""Hey, call my friend and call them this"" "or "Call my wife and call her the 'C' word." "She'll--she loves you."" "'Cause I've had handicapped people come up to me or write me letters saying," ""I think it's bullshit that you don't make fun of us." "Like, we can't take a joke?"" "The race to be the most outraged is really, really awful stuff, but you're not gonna be talking about this in 20 years." "Yeah, this will be completely fixed." "We have to scream at it and stand on the mountaintops and have no fear and yell," ""You cannot put a chilling effect on our freedom of speech." "But, oh, by the way, keep in mind while we're doing this that we're gonna win."" "[music]" | {
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"Hold him there." "Hold him there!" "Hey!" "Henry, we've got a bolter!" "Henry, Tucker, go get him!" "Get down, hold him!" "Hold him!" "Hold him!" "Good boy, get down." "Get down!" "Hold him." "That's it." "Good on ya, boy." "Come on, Henry!" "Henry had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Dudley went," "Henry was sure to go." "Mrs. Mac?" "They're coming down for lunch soon." "Coming down, Henry!" "Dudley?" "Dudley, where are you, boy?" "Dudley?" "Dudley?" "Dudley?" "Dudley?" "Come out of there, Dudley." "Ahh!" "Ah!" "Boys!" "Angus, pull your head in!" "Henry?" "Boys." "It's your father." "There's been an accident." "City boy, eh?" " No, I grew up on a farm." " Oh, me too." " Oh." " You all right, my friend?" " Need some fresh air?" " Close it." "Close it!" "Dr. Carey's office." "It's Henry Oldfield." "I need to speak with her." "She's in a session right now." "Can I have her call you?" "Please, please." "Nothing like it, eh?" "God's green earth." ""All creatures great and small. "" "There we go." " Okay." " This way." "This isn't gonna be like the salmon farm, is it, Grant?" "Hey, those fish died free." " Come on, possum." " Shh shh." "What's that?" "Angus fucking Oldfield." "You'll wait for me, right?" "It's your money." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Unless you fancy nostrils in the back of your head," "I'd not be moving if I were you." "Mrs. Mac." "Bugger me days!" "Henry!" "Oh!" "Oh." "Oh don't worry." "I haven't shot anyone since Christmas." "Oh, just wait until your brother sees you." "Yeah." "The Merino, the Romney, the Drysdale- these names are whispered in the winds that caress the rugged hills." "These names are shared in corners of the farmyard, and these are the names the young men of the land recite as they take themselves off at night." "But in the future, they will whisper just one name... the Oldfield." "Now you take it down and lead it round in front of the guests." "That's it." "Stop so they can touch it, slap a flank, feel the wool." "I'll take the other microphone, give it to anyone else who... has a question." "Get a prospectus on every seat, then go up the hill and get the animal." "What are you doing here?" "Lawyers have this under control, don't they?" "What am I doing here?" "Our family's been here for over 100 years." "Our father was born here." "Our mother died giving birth to me here." "This is where I spent the first 10 years of my life." "And my therapist said I should come." "Therapy." " So you're still funny about the sheep." " It's not about the sheep." "It's about other issues I need to resolve." "Okay." "Angus." "Go inside." "I'll cut you a check." "That must be the laboratory." "Careful." "There you go." " Okay." " Astrid Rush." "Who'd hire her after the thing with the leeches?" " You're end?" " Come and give a hand here." "Careful!" "Grant!" " Up, up more..." " Shit." "Yeah, baby, yeah!" "Go after him!" "Oi!" " Whooo!" " Hey wait!" "They'll never catch us." "They're meat eaters." "Okay." " What was one, Grant?" " What?" "Um, get in unobserved." "Right." "And what was two?" " Collect visual evidence." " Right." "Three?" " Get out unobserved?" " Yeah." "And four?" "Blow this whole fucking game wide open;" "Take the bastard under and go down in history as the two people with enough balls to save this country from genetically- engineered devastation!" "No, Grant." "Four was a have a meeting about what to do next." "This is evidence, okay?" "It's evidence." "Actually, that's probably highly-toxic genetic material." "Fuckin' A!" "Fuckin' A. And it's mine." "Or, it's ours." "You and me, baby, all the way." "Yeah, Grant." "About the you and me bit..." "Now I wonder if our relationship hasn't kind of got" "Shh!" "They're in here somewhere." " Go!" " Grant, wait." "There he goes!" "Oi!" "Whoa!" "Over there!" "Where is he?" " Bugger!" " Oh fuck." "Right." "That's for me." "And that's for you." "It'll buy you a lot of therapy." "Well, there's not much around here in the way of your cappuccino culture, but I'm sure Mrs. Mac will do you a cup of tea and an Anzac biscuit for the road." "That's it, then." "You got rid of all Dad's things." "Living in the past- that's what's wrong with these bloody farmers." "You're now the owner of the biggest farm in the district." "What does that make you?" "Up here's where the smart farming's done these days, Henry." "Is that what all that outside's in aid of?" "People are interested in what I'm doing here, Henry." "It's a whole new approach to farming." "It's better for the animals, better for the farmers, better for the consumer." "It's an exciting time to be in agricultural sciences." "And a profitable one." "More tea, Henry?" "I think three's enough." "I should get going." "That's a pity." "You'll miss my rabbit pie." "I'm making watercress for the Japanese." "Look, chopsticks." "He's quite the lord of the manor now, isn't he?" "Uh..." "Angus was throwing this away." "I know your father would have wanted you to have it." "The Golden Shears." "Best shearer in the country three years running." "Your father said you were a natural too." "I" " I really can't see it on my coffee table." "You got what you came for then?" "Angus has got his deal." "Guess I'm done here." "I'm having the farm manager take you for a run up to the top." "But I haven't been up there since the accident." "I know." "That's why you're going." "Oh, here he is now." " Kia ora, Auntie." " Tucker." "Flash threads, bro." "So you a model now or something?" "I'm doing I.T. Internet stuff." "Oh." "Nude modeling." "And you're manager now?" "Well, your brother's hardly young farmer of the year, is he?" "Angus seems to think he's got a handle on things." "The only thing he's got a handle on is his" "Okay, farm boy, let's see your stuff." "Sure." "Okay." "Come on." "Yah!" "What happened to you, darling?" "Give us a hand, bro!" "I" " I just need to make a phone call." "Jesus, man." "Just gonna shove her back over the fence." "Hey!" " Hands up?" " Hands up!" "It's okay." "It's okay." "I'll protect you." "Grant!" "Grant?" "Is this gonna take long?" "Because I've got a taxi waiting." "If you fascists have hurt him," "I will organize the biggest sit-in this farm has ever seen." "Look, we don't know where your friend is, okay?" " Maybe my brother could help?" " Brother?" "Angus Oldfield." "I should have known you were an Oldfield." "I can see it in your aura." "I think that was just something he stepped in back there, eh?" " No, you have a very selfish aura." " What?" "How would you like a taste of what you're dishing out?" "Safety's on." " What?" " The safety's on." "Just... yeah, on the other side." "Back a bit." "And down." "Back and down." "Up." "Here here, here." "Yeah." "There we go, here." "Yeah, right." "...they were like, looking around at us and" "What about me?" "Can we give you a ride somewhere?" "Maybe to the car so I can, um..." "Organize your sit-in?" "Wait for my- for Grant." "I'm Henry, this is Tucker." "What's your name?" " Experience." " Has been so far." "So why were you going to shoot me, Experience?" "Because this farm subjects innocent animals to cruel and sadistic torture." "Because" "Smoke." " You coming?" " Um..." "Mike?" "Mike!" "Oh my God." "What?" "The feng shui in this room is terrible." "Anyone there?" "Mike?" "Oh God." "Jesus, man, it's not gonna bite." " What's it doing?" " What is wrong with you?" " Ovinophobia, my therapist calls it." " What's that?" "Just a completely unfounded and irrational fear that one day this is gonna happen!" "Well, this happens when you run the most reckless genetic engineering program in the southern hemisphere." " Who engineered that?" " Your brother." "Mike." "Come on then, muttonchops!" "Bugger me." "Shoot it again!" "That'll give you something to talk to your therapist about." "Oh, I'm going to be sick!" "Oh shit." "Kia ora." "Kia ora, kia ora." "Rattle your dags, Henry!" "There we go." "Good girls." "They're fine." "You get Henry." "I'll start the car." "God, your chi is in shambles." "Huh?" "Take a deep breath." "You need to ground yourself." "You're a tree." "Come on." "A tree." "Your taproot extends down into the earth." "My- my what?" "That's your base chakra." "Feel the energy drawing out of the soil." "Can you feel it?" "Yeah." " Really?" " Yeah." "Come on, Henry." "The energy flows up into your navel chakra, your solar plexus chakra, into your heart chakra." "It spreads to your branches, your twigs, your leaves." "You are a mighty kauri commanding the forest." "Look with your third eye." "Totally relaxed." "Get on the fucking truck!" "Nearly there, nearly there." "Go!" "Go go go!" "Watch out for the sheep!" "Shoot!" "Sorry." "What the hell's he doing?" "Chainsaw." "Is it turned on?" " Prime it, prime it!" " What?" "The pump thing." "Fuck!" "Oi, Henry!" " Are you okay?" " If it weren't for my gumboot..." "Who's driving?" " Jump!" " What?" "Jump off, now!" "Jump off!" "Ah!" "Oh, shit." "Wow, what a beautiful view." " This is, uh, where" " I know." "This is what?" "Ooh, long way down." "I wouldn't want to fall off there." "This is where my father fell to his death." "Oh." "Sorry... to hear that." "Oh, a sheep!" "Is that a good one or a bad one?" "Oh, definitely bad." "That's not funny." "Animal flatulence is responsible for almost half the world's greenhouse gas emissions." "It's pure methane." "The Kyoto Protocol" "Kyahhh!" "What do we do?" "Well, reducing carbon emission from industries" "No, what do we do about raising the alarm?" "My phone... is in the truck." "Tucker, what do you think?" "Hoof it for the house." "Tell his lordship what's going on." "Is it far?" "It's rough terrain, open paddocks, hot day, no cover." "Yeah, I'd say it's pretty far." "With about 50,000 sheep in between." "Then what?" "Then I get as far away from here as I can." "You're still leaving?" "I'm especially leaving." "Oh, what if the sheep get down there before us?" "Then Angus is gonna have some unexpected visitors." "Henry." "Well?" "No sign of him." "The others have gone out into the paddocks." "You cannot make a cup of tea in this country without some do-gooder starting a petition to have you do it their way." "You help me in the lab." "And you, get rid of that stuff." "Bloody animals." "You and your- your bloody 4-wheel drives." "Think you own the road!" "I do, actually." "Angus Oldfield." "What hole did you crawl out of?" "WEKA." "The Whole Earth Kollective Aotearoa." "I know all about your Frankensheep!" "Mother Nature spent millions of years making sheep." "She doesn't need your help!" "Don't talk to me about nature." "Man made sheep what they are today, and I'm making them what they'll be tomorrow." "If I was a sheep, I wouldn't be anywhere near you!" "If you were a sheep, I'd have you ground up for dog food, you little worm." "Now get the fuck off my land." "Ahh!" "They might come from anywhere." "And they might not." "Calm down, bro." "So this guy you're looking for, is he your boyfriend?" " My boyfriend?" " Yeah." " Is he your boyfriend?" " Grant's part of our collective." "We're a non-profit cooperative that shares information and resources about environmental issues." "So what were you and your boyfriend doing here today?" "We keep hearing about some cowboy lab that's flushing every animal research guideline down the toilet." "Scum like Astrid Rush and your brother need to answer to somebody sometime." "For someone who likes animals, you don't like people very much, do you?" "I would have thought that you of all people would appreciate efforts to deconstruct the colonialist paternalistic agrarian hierarchy that disenfranchises the Tangata Whenua and erodes the natural resources of Aotearoa." "Learn all that at university, did ya, before you dropped out?" "I didn't drop out, thank you." "I just missed exams while we were occupying a poultry farm." "Anyway, that's none of your business." "Are you okay?" "Rescue Remedy?" "I don't need rescuing." "I need Dettol and a sticking plaster." "No thanks." "Fine, suit yourself." "Wait, we should stick together." "Tucker, I'm sorry." "It's my fault you got bitten." "Don't worry." "It'll be- oh fuck!" "I'll get a tetanus shot when we get back." " Clear it right up." " But the sheep did that." "Then I'll get the vet to have a look at it." "It'll be fine." "Oh God." "Here they come." " Don't wait for me!" " I'm not leaving you behind." " What about the sheep?" " Well, fuck the sheep!" "No time for that, bro!" "Go go go!" " In here." " Not in there." "Why not?" "It's been here forever." "It's empty." " No it's not, bro." " This is your brother's laboratory." "You got a better idea?" "Go home." "Get, go on!" "Come on." "Did you know about this?" "I just thought they were playing with sperm or something." "Oh God." "Stand back!" "Do it." "Tucker?" "Jesus, Henry, are you gonna shoot me if I end up like that?" " You're trespassing." " Taihoa, Bo Peep." "What is this?" "I told you." "agricultural science." "This isn't science." "The sheep are revolting." "Aren't they?" " Now, Henry..." " Hey hey." "I'll take that as your resignation." "Angus, what would Dad say about all this?" "He wouldn't say anything." "He'd be knee-deep in mud with his hand up a sheep's ass." "Your father was 10 times the farmer you are." "My father fell off a cliff chasing a wool-blind ewe." "Angus, there's something wrong with the sheep." "They attacked us." "Oh nonsense." "Your brother's clearly one of these lunatic greenies." "Tucker, show them your foot." "Foot?" "Henry, I simply won't allow you to disrupt things today." "What are you going to do about it, eh?" "Whatever I have to." "Angus, are you nuts?" "There's a lot riding on this, Henry." "I told you, it's gonna be very profitable." "Henry, get out of here." "Do something!" "Get out of here!" " What?" " Move your ass!" "Henry, come on!" "Stop!" "This way!" "In there!" "Oh, what's down here?" "Look at them, Angus!" "Look at you." "The fifth generation farmer's son who's scared of a few sheep." "You do need therapy." "Ah!" "There's no deal, Angus." "We have a contract, Henry." "It's done." "Not with all this going on." " Ah!" " Henry!" "Help me!" "Help me, Angus!" "Angus!" "I'm your brother!" "That's the thing about farms, Henry, accidents happen." " Let me go." " No." "No." "Oh my God!" " Are you okay?" " I'll never be okay ever again." " What's that?" " Geranium- aroma therapy for uplift and hormonal balance." "Do your hormones really need balancing?" "Considering I've been attacked by genetically- engineered monsters, jumped off a moving vehicle, been chased across a paddock, dragged into a torture chamber, pulled into a mountain of rotting flesh- yes, my hormones need fucking balancing." " Working yet?" " Uplifting at any moment." " Where are you going?" " There are caves near the woolshed." "If this is part of the same system, we can walk right under the sheep." "Right." "All he had to do was leave." "Why wouldn't he do that?" "What happened to those idiots I sent to collect you?" "That looks..." "anomalous." "What it looks like is the spontaneous cellular transferral we've been trying to achieve for months." "Or possibly not so spontaneous." " What's going on?" " Nothing." "He'll be out for a while." "Where's your brother and that girl?" "Oh, don't worry." "They're gone." "Well, I don't know what they're on about." "The sheep?" "Really." "There's too many people running around here today." "One of those greenies bit me on my way up the hill." " Bit you?" " Yeah." "Looked like he hadn't bathed for months." "Hm, you may need a shot." "Well." "I want this place secured." "Yeah, I have something I need to observe here, but I'll be down presently." "No." "Stay here." "Stay here?" "I need to present my work." "Look, the last thing I need is someone with your reputation prancing about the place." "Oh, my reputation didn't seem to bother you when you needed someone to kick-start this venture." "Or when you wanted to pursue some personal interests." "I was just coming up with solutions that you hadn't thought of." "Now I'll send someone up for the animal." "You lock this place down and stay out of the way." "What about that shot?" "Put a plaster on it." "I'm sure you'll be fine." "The amount of bad karma your brother's generating, he'll probably come back as a sheep." "I don't want to think about what Angus has been doing." "Using your father's legacy as a testing ground for vile experiments on animals." "Experience." "What was all that about a deal?" "Huh?" "What are you here for today?" "I sold him my share of the farm." "I thought if I could come back here and resolve things with him, I could move on." "But these are your roots." "There's something in here." "There can't be." "Or they'd have to... jump!" "Come on!" "Shit!" "I have to get out of here!" " Down here." " No." "No way." "If it's a way out, we're there." "If it's not, we're there forever." "You go first!" "It shouldn't be too far." "Keep moving." "I can't." "You can." "Look, you're a tree." " A tree." " Feel your roots" " in the ground." "Feel your, um..." " Chakra." " ... chakra..." " My base chakra." "...drawing energy from the ground." "Okay, I feel it." "There." "You're relaxed." "I'm relaxed." "Don't get too relaxed." "Go!" "Go!" " Hurry up!" " I'm hurrying!" " Don't stop!" " It's opening up!" "I'm stuck!" "I was wrong about your aura." "Really?" "I said it was selfish, but... now I think it was something you stepped in." "This way." ""Address To A Haggis:" "Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face," "Great chieftain o' the pudding-race!" "Aboon them a' ye take your place," "Painch tripe or thairm."" "Oh hello, dear." "Did you see Henry up the hill?" "Uh, no." "No, I think he's gone." "Oh?" "Really?" "I thought he would have at least said goodbye." "Well... you can't tell what Henry will do, can you?" "It's all his bloody fault." "He had his money- good money." "My money." "That little baaa-stard." "Up here." "This is how I remember it." "It's beautiful." "We'd better hurry." "What's that noise?" "Somebody shearing." "Hello?" "Oh God, no." "Grant?" "Oh!" "What's happened to you?" "Grant, it's me- Experience." "Hey!" "Henry!" "This way!" "Come on!" "Round here." " He's coming!" " Come on." "Oh shit!" "Grant, what's that on your face?" "Is that blood?" "Have you been eating meat, Grant?" "Was it even organic?" "So, that's your boyfriend?" "I knew you liked animals, but I didn't think you..." "He's not my boyfriend." "Something must have bitten him." "You mean... like Tucker?" "The amniotic fluid should work as an attenuated vaccine on the mutated cells." "What's going on?" " Tell me how you feel?" " Sore." "Itchy." "My- my skin feels really tight." "Go on." "No no no no no no no no." "No, wait." "All right, thanks very much." "Oh hello." "Thanks for coming." "Konnichiwa." "We're about to kick off." "There's my girl." "Oh shit!" "Angus won't be selling much sheep if he turns into one, will he?" "He might need that shot after all." "You're a very lucky young man, to be witness to a new scientific frontier." "I have a small errand to attend to, and then..." "I think we might try and replicate the effect on you with some of these cultures I have." "In the meantime, you rest up." "Konnichiwa, güten tag, kia ora, g'day." "This land was carved from virgin bush by my great-great grandfather more than... 100 years ago." "My family have sowed their seed here since that time." "But now..." "I have a dream for the future- a dream of sheep." "Oh." "The Merino, the Romney, the Drysdale." "Excuse me." "It's not far." "It's just a quick trip through the trees." "These names are shared in corners of the farm" "These- these names are... names..." "Well, time to meet the star of our show, I suppose." "I give you the Oldfield." "It's beautiful." "Quiet down." "Ah, beautiful." "Quiet now." "Quiet, my pretty." "Oh no." "Perhaps it won't be that bad." "Easy!" "Easy!" "Easy!" "Oh!" ""Lo, on Mount Zion stood the lamb, and with him, 144,000."" "But I'm a vegetarian!" "Was, was, was!" ""It is these who follow the lamb wherever he goes, for they are spotless!"" " Help me!" "Help me!" " Ew!" "Get off!" "Help me!" "Take me up, O Lord!" "Take me..." "Henry!" "Just in time for dinner!" "Oh my Lord!" "Oh!" "Yeah!" "Easy, easy." "That's my girl." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "There, it's" " I know." "It's okay, yes." "I know, it's okay." "Let's make that phone call." "I think MAF, then WEKA." "Or WEKA then MAF." "Someone must have one of the other phones off the hook." "Who else is in the" " Your boyfriend's back." " Jesus, Grant." " Henry!" " Ow!" "My shotgun's in the pantry!" "Many's the meal I've made of wethers like you." "You don't scare me." "What is that?" "My haggis!" "Shells!" "Shells!" "No!" "What did you do?" "Ling gui ba fa." " Huh?" " Acupuncture point." "Causes temporary paralysis." "Or coma if I did it wrong." "Did you?" "He fell down, didn't he?" "We're safe." "We're trapped." "Let's make that call." "Where's the other phone?" "Uh, Angus's study." " Locked!" " Here we are." "You're alive." "I pulled it from the wall." "What?" "I thought, just keep a lid on things till it all blows over." "Business community don't receive this kind of situation very well." "They probably won't receive being eaten very well eith" "What are you doing in here?" "You wouldn't understand." "I understand you've got a pretty fucked up idea of animal husbandry." "I'm taking back the farm." "Ah." "Golden boy thinks he can do better, does he?" "You wouldn't know where to start." "Jeez, Angus, I couldn't do any worse than you." "No, wait." "It's... one of us." "It's family." "What?" "That's how we made the advances- human DNA." "Mine." "Ours." "You fucker." "Well, it was more of a sperm sample really." "You wanker!" "Necessity's the mother of invention." "You've been bitten." "It's nothing." "Just some hippy." "You'll become one of them!" " A hippy?" " No, Angus, one of them." "Only worse." "What are you gonna do, Henry?" "Kill me?" "I'm your brother." "They're almost in!" "Upstairs, children!" "Well?" "The sheep are breaking in." "They'll tear you to pieces." "Oh, I don't think so." "Henry, hurry!" "Goodbye, Angus." "Henry!" "Come on, now!" "There's another fire escape around the back." "We can take Mrs. Mac's car to town." "Look." "Now where does he think he's going?" "The barn." "His plane." "He can't leave if he's contaminated." "It could affect the whole country." "You're hurt, dear." "Grant." "We don't know what will happen." " We've seen what happens!" " Stay calm." "You're a tree." "I'm not a tree!" "I'm a fucking sheep." "No, you're a man." "And your father'd be proud of you." "Come on." "You two go." "I'm staying here." "What are you gonna do?" "I'm gonna stop Angus." "If you see me again, you might have to" "No." "I still smell, right?" "No, that's just your aura." "How will you get across the lawn?" "You don't have a hoof like Angus, they'll tear you to bits." "I'll blend in." "I am a sheep." "I am a sheep." "I am a sheep." "Wait." "You go to town." "Show me how to use this and I'll stay here." "Have you ever fired a gun before, dear?" "Well... not as such." "Aim and squeeze, dearie." "That's all there is to it." "Besides..." "I'll talk you through it." "You know, this hurts me more than it hurts you." "We'll make a farm girl out of you yet." "Come on." "Come on, darling." "Angus?" "Stop, Angus!" "Look!" "We could have run the farm together, if you hadn't ruined everything!" "If you hadn't tried to kill me!" "Now it has to end." "What?" "Come in." "Speak up." "Hold him, boy." "Hold him." "Hold him, boy." "Get down." "Get down." "Hold him." "Hold him, boy." "What?" "Tucker." "You're okay." "Oh!" "What is that?" "Just a little something I picked up in the lab." "Should clear up your worms." "Fix your fly strike too." "Anyway, pull your finger out." "We've got work to do." "Hold 'em, Dice." "Hold 'em." "Good dog." "How much of that stuff is there?" "Not enough for all of them." "Jeez!" "Angus, it's over." "No, this is just the beginning." "Come back!" "My babies." "Have me again." "Methane." "Get in behind!" "Last one." "There's a nice bit of wool on that, actually." " Reckon we should hang onto this one?" " He's a bit toey, but..." "Could make good eating." "This is for you." "What do you reckon, boss?" "Organic farming?" "Nothing but trouble, this modern stuff." "Better just to stick with the way we've always done things, eh?" "I've eaten a rabbit." "Blanket, dear?" "Let's see how we go, eh?" "Snack?" " What are they?" " Mountain oysters." "Well, I do eat a bit of seafood." "No." "Mm, it's good." "Of course it is, dear." "You know you're eating sheep's balls, don't you?" "Don't waste it." "They'll grow on you." "What is happening here?" "No seriously, you could have an organic compost heap." "Or a worm farm." | {
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"Rick:" "LEARNING TO FLY THIS THING, MORTY," "IS GONNA BE REALLY LIBERATING." "YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA BE FREE" "TO GO ON ALL KINDS OF ERRANDS FOR ME." "COOL." "SEE THAT PLANET RIGHT THERE?" "DON'T FLY TOO CLOSE TO THAT PLANET." "SOMEONE WILL COME OUT AND TRY TO WASH YOUR WINDSHLD." "[ RINGTONE PLAYS ]" "HOLD ON. [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]" "YEAH?" "YEAH, I HAVE IT." "WHERE DO YOU WANT TO MEET?" "ALL RIGHT, COOL. [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]" "ALL RIGHT, MORTY, LESSON'S OVER." "WE GOT SOME BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO" "A FEW LIGHT MINUTES SOUTH OF HERE." "OH, YOU STILL USE SOUTH IN SPACE?" "WHOA!" "JESUS, JERRY!" "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "!" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "WE AGREED A BOY'S FATHER SHOULD BE PRESENT" "WHEN HE'S LEARNING TO DRIVE." "I GUESS I REMEMBER THAT." "WOW." "AND YOU'VE JUST BEEN BACK THERE THIS WHOLE TIME?" "AMAZING." "WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO TAKE HIM TO EARTH, MORTY." "HEAD FOR 3924917." "COOL!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "LOOKS LIKE I'M COMING ALONG FOR AN ADVENTURE!" "YEP. [ SIGHS ]" "THIS IS WHERE WE'RE GOING?" "NOPE." "THISIS." "YOU CAN PARK IN A HANDICAP SPOT, MORTY." "ANYTHING WITH LESS THAN EIGHT LIMBS" "IS CONSIDERED DISABLED HERE." "WELL, LOOK AT THIS FELLA." "AREN'T YOU HANDSOME?" "THANK YOU. [ CHUCKLES ]" "I'M JERRY." "OH, I KNOW YOU ARE." "DID YOU COME HERE IN A SPACESHIP?" "I'M TRAVELING WITH MY SON AND FATHER-IN-LAW." "W-WAIT." "ARE THEY COMING?" "OH, THEY'LL BE BACK SOON." "WHAT?" "!" "I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS WORKS!" "HELP ME!" "WHAT THE HELL?" "!" "I KNOW, RIGHT?" "OH, WHAT THE HELL?" "!" "I KNOW, RIGHT?" "Morty:" "JERRYBOREE!" "?" "YOU CREATED A DAY CARE FOR MY DAD?" "ARE YOU KIDDING?" "I WISH I HAD THIS IDEA." "WELL, I DID HAVE THIS IDEA," "BUT I WISH I WAS THE VERSION OF ME THAT OWNED IT." "THAT GUY'S RICH." "DON'T FORGET TO CHECK THE REASON FOR YOUR DROP-OFF." "TRUST ME, MORTY, I'VE HEARD STORIES FROM OTHER RICKS." "JERRYS DON'T TEND TO LAST FIVE MINUTES OFF OF EARTH." "THIS IS A TOTALLY UNREGISTERED CROSS-TEMPORAL ASTEROID." "HERE, THEY CAN ROMP AND PLAY WITH OTHER JERRYS." "HE COULDN'T BE SAFER." "HEY, MORTY, HANG ON TO THIS." "THAT NUMBER'S YOUR DAD." "IF YOU LOSE IT, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GET HIM BACK." "♪ ♪♪ ♪" "[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]" "♪ ♪♪ ♪" "OKAY, WAIT HERE." "I WANT TO COME WITH." "DON'T COME WITH." "IT'S BORING." "IT'S [BELCHES] IT'S BUSINESS STUFF." "WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS DO YOU DO IN A GARAGE?" "YOU KNOW, THIS SEEMS A LITTLE SHADY." "RIGHT, YEAH, LIKE NOTHING SHADY EVER HAPPENED" "IN A FULLY FURNISHED OFFICE?" "YOU EVER HEAR ABOUT WALL STREET, MORTY?" "Y-YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE GUYS DO" "IN IN IN THEIR FANCY BOARDROOMS?" "THEY TAKE THEIR BALLS AND THEY DIP THEM IN COCAINE" "AND WIPE THEM ALL OVER EACH OTHER." "YOU KNOW, GRANDPA GOES AROUND," "AND HE DOES HIS BUSINESS IN PUBLIC," "BECAUSE GRANDPA ISN'T SHADY." "AW, CRAP." "HEY, WHAT'S UP?" "HEY, RICK!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "HERE YOU GO 3,000 FLERBOS." "DO YOU HAVE THE WEAPON?" "C-CAN WE PLEASE?" "THIS IS MY GRANDSON, MORTY." "OH, HI, MORTY." "I'M KROMBOPULOS MICHAEL." "I'M AN ASSASSIN." "I BUY GUNS FROM YOUR GRANDPA." "[ GROANS ] HERE." "GO AWAY." "OOH!" "YEAH, THIS LOOKS DEADLY." "SO, THIS SHOOTS ANTIMATTER?" "MY TARGET CAN'T BE KILLED WITH REGULAR MATTER." "NICE TO MEET YOU, MORTY." "LISTEN, IF YOU EVER NEED ANYBODY MURDERED," "PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL." "I'M VERY DISCREET." "YOU'RE G-GIVING HIM A CARD?" "!" "I HAVE NO CODE OF ETHICS." "I WILL KILL ANYONE, ANYWHERE" "CHILDREN, ANIMALS, OLD PEOPLE DOESN'T MATTER." "I JUST LOVE KILLING." "YOU SELL WEAPONS TO KILLERS FOR MONEY?" "[ GROANS ] YOU'VE GOT WHAT THE INTERGALACTIC CALL" "A VERY PLANETARY MIND-SET, MORTY." "IT'S MORE COMPLICATED OUT HERE." "THESE ARE FLERBOS." "DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT TWO HUMANS CAN ACCOMPLISH" "WITH 3,000 OF THESE?" "UH, WHAT?" "AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON AT BLIPS AND CHITZ!" "OH, THIS PLACE IS THE BEST." "IT'S GOT BEER, GAMES, PRIZES," "AND YOU CAN NEVER TELL WHAT TIME IT IS." "YOU SOLD A GUN TO A MURDERER SO YOU COULD PLAY VIDEO GAMES?" "!" "YEAH, SURE, I MEAN, IF YOU SPEND ALL DAY SHUFFLING WORDS AROUND," "YOU CAN MAKE ANYTHING SOUND BAD, MORTY." "HERE, CHECK THIS OUT. [ COIN DROPS ]" "[ WHOOSH!" "]" "AAH!" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "ROY, WHAT'S WRONG?" "I HAD A NIGHTMARE." "I WAS WITH AN OLD MAN." "HE PUT A HELMET ON ME." "IT'S JUST A FEVER." "GET SOME SLEEP." "I DON'T WANT YOU MISSING SCHOOL ON MONDAY." "[ BELL RINGS ]" "Man:" "I WANT YOU KIDS TO LOOK AROUND YOU TODAY" "AND THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE." "NOW IS THE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE." "Announcer:" "SPIRALING PERFECTLY!" "IT'S GONNA BE CAUGHT BY ROY PARSONS!" "ROY PARSONS IS AT THE 20!" "NOW HE'S AT THE 10!" "NOTHING CAN STOP ROY "THE ROCKET"!" "TOUCHDOWN!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "I JUST THINK IT'S TIME TO GET REALISTIC." "HAVE YOU TALKED TO MY FATHER ABOUT THE CARPET STORE?" "ROY?" "[ SIGHS ]" "[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]" "HAD WE CAUGHT IT SOONER WELL, HINDSIGHT IS 20/20, ROY." "WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT WE MOVE QUICKLY." "[ MONITOR BEEPS ]" "[ Weakly ] I'M NOT READY TO DIE." "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO." "YEAH!" "WHOO!" "YEAH!" "HEY, THANKS FOR THE CARPET, ROY." "Man:" "HEY, ROY, YOU PULLED THOSE PERSIAN OFF-WHITE SHAGS" "FOR THE CLEARANCE SALE?" "WHOA." "SH SHIT!" "[ BONES CRACK ] OH!" "[ BEEPING ]" "WHOA!" "WHAT THE HELL?" "!" "W-W-WHERE AM I?" "!" "WHAT IN THE HELL?" "!" "55 YEARS." "NOT BAD, MORTY." "YOU KIND OF WASTED YOUR 30s, THOUGH," "WITH THAT WHOLE BIRD-WATCHING PHASE." "W-WHERE'S MY WIFE?" "!" "MORTY, YOU WERE JUST PLAYING A GAME." "IT'S CALLED "ROY."" "SNAP OUT OF IT." "COME ON." "I'M MORTY." "YOU'RE RICK." "HEY!" "YOU SOLD A GUN TO A GUY THAT KILLS PEOPLE!" "LOOK AT THIS YOU BEAT CANCER," "AND THEN YOU WENT BACK TO WORK AT THE CARPET STORE?" "BOO!" "D-DON'T DODGE THE ISSUE, RICK!" "SELLING A GUN TO A HIT MAN IS THE SAME AS PULLING THE TRIGGER!" "IT'S ALSO THE SAME AS DOING NOTHING." "IF KROMBOPULOS MICHAEL WANTS SOMEONE DEAD," "THERE'S NOT A LOT ANYONE CAN DO TO STOP HIM." "THAT'S WHY HE DOES IT FOR A LIVING." "NOW EXCUSE ME." "IT'S TIME TO THRASH YOUR "ROY" SCORE." "YOU KNOW, YOU COULD STOP THIS KILLING FROM HAPPENING, RICK!" "YOU KNOW, YOU DID A BAD THING SELLING THAT GUN," "BUT YOU COULD UNDO IT IF YOU WANTED." "UH-HUH, YEAH, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE" "BETWEEN YOU AND ME, MORTY." "I NEVER GO BACK TO THE CARPET STORE." "HOLY SHIT!" "THIS GUY'S TAKING ROY OFF THE GRID!" "[ ALL GASP ]" "THIS GUY DOESN'T HAVE A SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER FOR ROY!" "[ ALL MURMURING ]" "HI." "I'M SORRY." "I THINK THERE WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING." "I'M AN ADULT AND WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME, PLEASE." "WELL, OF COURSE." "RIGHT THROUGH THAT TUBE." "UNBELIEVABLE." "YOU'RE DOING GREAT." "I KNOW HOW TO CRAWL IN A TUBE." "[ SIGHS ] COME ON." "OH." "THIS IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS." "WHOA!" "MARCO?" "POLO!" "[ LAUGHS ] MARCO?" "COME FIND ME." "MARCO?" "YOU GUYS ARE ENJOYING THIS?" "DON'T YOU FEEL A LITTLE PATRONIZED?" "HOW SO?" "JERRY!" "BETH." "OH, COME ON." "THIS IS RIDICULOUS." "I LOVE YOU, JERRY." "AW, BETH." "WHO WANTS TO COME WATCH "MIDNIGHT RUN"" "WITH DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY ON?" "YEAH!" "DEFINITELY." "FIRST ONE THERE GETS TO ADJUST THE PICTURE SETTING!" "[ GASPS ] THE FACTORY TINT SETTING IS ALWAYS TOO HIGH!" "OUT OF MY WAY." "THE TINT SETTING IS ALWAYS TOO HIGH." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]" "♪ ♪♪ ♪" "[ SMOOCHES ]" "OH, BOY." "HERE I GO KILLING AGAIN." "AAH!" "AAH!" "ARH!" "[ NECK SNAPS ]" "AAH!" "[ SCANNER CHIRPING ]" "AAH!" "[ NECK SNAPS ]" "[ WARBLING ]" "YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT KROMBOPULOS MICHAEL." "YOUR DESTINATION IS BELOW." "WE'RE ALL OUT OF OFF-WHITE PERSIAN." "OH, MAN!" "W-W-WHAT HAVE I DONE?" "!" "DROP THE GUN." "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!" "THIS GUY WAS GONNA KILL SOMEONE!" "I GUESS THAT MAKES TWO OF US." "[ RIFLE CHARGING ]" "AAH!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MORTY?" "THIS IS A GALACTIC FEDERATION OUTPOST!" "LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TELL YOU MY ENTIRE BACKSTORY," "BUT GRANDPA AND GOVERNMENT DON'T GET ALONG." "HE SAVED MY LIFE." "WHAT?" "HUH?" "!" "WHOA!" "ARE YOU KROMBOPULOS MICHAEL'S TARGET?" "W-WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "MY KIND HAS NO USE FOR NAMES." "I COMMUNICATE THROUGH WHAT YOU CALL "JESSICA'S FEET"" "NO, "TELEPATHY."" "OH, GOOD JOB, MORTY." "Y-YOU KILLED MY BEST CUSTOMER," "BUT YOU SAVED A MIND-READING FART." "I LIKE THIS NAME FART." "MORTY, WOULD YOU KINDLY RELEASE ME" "BY PULLING THAT LEVER TO THE LEFT OF MY CELL?" "I AM IN GREAT PAIN." "MORTY, DON'T DO IT." "MORTY..." "MORTY, YOU IDIOT. [ ALARM BLARING ]" "OH, CRAP." "LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE!" "WE CAN'T GET HIM OUT OF HERE." "HE'S GASEOUS." "HE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH A PORTAL, MORTY." "WELL, THEN, I GUESS WE'RE ALL GETTING IN THE CAR." "RIGHT, UH FART." "NO!" "JUST J-JUST GET IN THE CAR!" "MORTY, COME ON." "I WANT TO GO BACK TO BLIPS AND CHITZ." "I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS." "RICK, YOU'VE BEEN CLEAR ON THE FACT" "THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP, SO JUST GO AWAY." "MORE ARE COMING." "SCREW THIS." "I'M OUT." "[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]" "WHOA!" "COME ON, COME ON!" "GET OUT OF THE VEHICLE MADE OF GARBAGE OR WE WILL OPEN FIRE!" "[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]" "UM, UM, UM, UM!" "OPEN FIRE!" "AAH!" "STUPID-ASS, FART-SAVING, CARPET-STORE MOTHER[BLEEP]" "MOVE!" "WAIT, DID YOU [BLEEP] WITH MY SEAT SETTINGS?" "[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]" "MORE ARE COMING." "RICK!" "YEAH, YEAH." "YOUR GELDON CONVERTOR IS PRETTY DINGED UP." "THAT'S BECAUSE MY GRANDSON DRIVES LIKE A MALE OBRAVADIAN." "YEAH, I SAID IT SOME STEREOTYPES ARE BASED IN FACT." "ACTUALLY, IT'S BECAUSE OF YEARS OF NEGLECT." "YOU REALLY NEED TO RESPECT YOUR GEARS, RICK." "TO YOU, THEY'RE JUST WHEELS WITH TEETH," "BUT IN MY CULTURE, WARS HAVE BEEN FOUGHT" "SO I'VE HEARD." "JUST FIX IT." "I DON'T THINK THE GROMFLAMITES CAN TRACK US NOW," "BUT IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA BE HERE FOR A WHILE." "Or, you know, if you still have that gun K. Michael dropped, we could finish the job and go home." "YOU DO UNDERSTAND I'M TELEPATHIC, RIGHT?" "I'M BEING POLITE." "RICK, WE'RE TAKING HIM BACK WHERE HE BELONGS." "OH, YEAH?" "WHERE'S THAT?" "[ BELCHES ]" "ARE YOU GOING ON A QUEST TO FIND HE WHO SMELT IT?" "I CAME HERE ACCIDENTALLY THROUGH A WORMHOLE" "LOCATED IN WHAT YOU CALL "GET OUT OF MY HEAD, FART." "I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE." "LA-LA-LA-LA "" "NO, IN WHAT YOU CALL THE PROMETHEAN NEBULA." "OH, GREAT." "JUST A HOP, SKIP, AND AN 800-LIGHT-YEAR JUMP." "YOU KNOW, YOU CAN LEAVE ANYTIME YOU WANT, RICK." "WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO, YOU LITTLE PUNK-ASS LITTLE BITCH." "THANK YOU, MORTY." "YOU ARE NOT LIKE OTHER CARBON-BASED LIFE-FORMS." "YOU PUT THE VALUE OF ALL LIFE ABOVE YOUR OWN." "IT'S HOW THINGS SHOULD BE." "IT'S HOW THEY COULDBE." "I COULD NOT AGREE MORE." "♪ ♪THE WORLDS CAN BE ONE TOGETHER ♪♪" "♪ ♪COSMOS WITHOUT HATRED ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪STARS LIKE DIAMONDS IN YOUR EYES ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪THE GROUND CAN BE SPACE ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪SPACE, SPACE, SPACE, SPACE ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪WITH FEET MARCHING TOWARDS A PEACEFUL SKY ♪♪" "♪ ♪ALL THE MOON MEN WANT THINGS THEIR WAY ♪♪" "♪ ♪BUT WE MAKE SURE THEY SEE THE SUN ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪GOODBYE, MOON MEN ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪YOU SAY GOODBYE, MOON MEN ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪GOODBYE ♪ ♪" "SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP ABOUT MOON MEN!" "THIS ISN'T A MUSICAL NUMBER." "THIS IS A [BLEEP] OPERATION." "WE GOT TO BE COOL AND [BLEEP] LAY LOW." "[ CLICKS, COMPUTER CHIMES ]" "[ Laughing ] DUCK, DUCK, BIRDIE?" "[ LAUGHS ]" "THAT'S VERY FUNNY!" "HERE COMES ANOTHER FUNNY." "[ CLICKS, COMPUTER CHIMES ]" "[ LAUGHS ]" "OH, THIS PLACE IS GREAT." "I ALMOST WISH I COULD STAY LONGER THAN ONE DAY." "YOU JUST MIGHT." "W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "THESE ARE THE JERRYS WHOSE RICKS AND MORTYS NEVER CAME BACK." "THEY LIVE HERE NOW." "UH." "[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]" "[ ENGINE REVS]" "[ TIRES SCREECH]" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]" "NO GEAR-TURNINGS AS OF YET IN THE CURIOUS CASE" "OF THESE UNIDENTIFIED HUMANOID FUGITIVES," "REPORTEDLY AT LARGE SOMEWHERE WITHIN THE GEAR SYSTEM." "SON OF A..." "WHY WERE THE GROMFLAMITES HOLDING YOU PRISONER?" "WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS SO VALUABLE ABOUT YOU?" "I AM NO MORE VALUABLE THAN LIFE ITSELF." "HOWEVER, I AM ABLE TO ALTER THE COMPOSITION OF ATOMS," "LIKE THIS." "[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]" "THAT WAS OXYGEN." "I ADDED 71 PROTONS TO IT." "TERRIFIC." "THE FART THAT POOPED GOLD." "NO WONDER EVERY COP IN THE SYSTEM IS LOOKING FOR US." "ANY SPECIES THAT GETS AHOLD OF THIS THING" "IS GONNA USE IT TO TAKE OVER THE GALAXY." "YOU KNOW HOW INCONVENIENT THAT'S GONNA BE TO MY WORK?" "[ SIRENS WAILING ]" "SOMEBODY DROPPED THE DIME ON US." "GEARHEAD!" "I'M SORRY, RICK." "THE REWARD ON YOUR HEAD IS TOO HIGH." "AND LIKE YOU ALWAYS SAY," "YOU GOT TO LOOK OUT FOR NUMBER ONE." "NUMBER ONE IS ME, ASSHOLE!" "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND!" "FRIEND?" "!" "DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY REAL NAME?" "IT'S REVOLIO CLOCKBERG JUNIOR." "I BELONG TO AN ENTIRE SPECIES OF GEAR PEOPLE." "CALLING ME "GEARHEAD"" "IS LIKE CALLING A CHINESE PERSON "ASIA FACE."" "NO!" "NOT TWIGS!" "[ GROANS ]" "[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]" "TWO THINGS I WANT TO MAKE CLEAR TO EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM" "NEVER BETRAY ME, AND IT'S TIME TO GO." "[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]" "NOBODY MOVE!" "[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]" "OH, MY GOD." "ARE THOSE... ♪ ♪♪ ♪" "[ GRUNTS ]" "[ SCREAMS ]" "HEY, MORTY, REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID" "SELLING A GUN WAS AS BAD AS PULLING THE TRIGGER?" "HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ALL THESE PEOPLE" "THAT ARE GETTING KILLED TODAY BECAUSE OF YOUR CHOICES?" "I DID THE RIGHT THING, RICK!" "TELL THAT TO GEARHEAD'S GEARSTICLES." "YOU DID THAT!" "WRONG!" "I'D BE PLAYING "ROY" RIGHT NOW." "AT A CERTAIN POINT, MY HANDS ARE TIED, MORTY." "[ SIGHS ]" "I CAN'T BELIEVE RICK DID THIS." "THIS IS THE EIGHTH TO THE LAST STRAW." "ANTE UP." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "SCREW IT!" "I HAVE A BETTER GAMBLE FOR YOU GUYS." "I SAY WE ESCAPE." "IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE, YOU CAN JUST GO OUT THE FRONT DOOR." "YOU THINK WE'RE KEPT HERE AGAINST OUR WILL?" "THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL." "BUT IF YOU CAN LEAVE, THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?" "SAME REASON AS YOU." "WE'RE JERRYS." "I'M LEAVING." "OKAY, THEN." "THAT WAS ALWAYS ALLOWED." "♪ ♪♪ ♪" "MORTY, TAKE THE WHEEL!" "WHOA!" "WHOA!" "GEEZ!" "DAMN IT, MORTY!" "WHO TAUGHT YOU TO FLY THIS THING?" "[ LAUGHS ] I'M KIDDING." "I KNOW THAT'S ON ME." "UM, RICK!" "SHIT." "WELL, I GUESS THIS IS IT." "MORTY, CRACK THE WINDOW." "I WONDER WHY GREG IS ALWAYS SO CRITICAL OF MY GIRLFRIEND." "WELL, HE'D PROBABLY LIKE TO HAVE ME TO HIMSELF." "THAT'S HOW FRIENDS ARE." "OR DOES HE WANT HERTO HIMSELF?" "♪ ♪THE WORLDS CAN BE ONE TOGETHER ♪♪" "♪ ♪COSMOS WITHOUT HATRED ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪STARS LIKE DIAMONDS IN YOUR EYES ♪ ♪" "MY LIFE IS A [BLEEP] JOKE!" "♪ ♪GOODBYE, MOON MEN ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪YOU SAY GOODBYE, MOON MEN ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪GOODBYE, MOON MEN ♪ ♪" "ALL RIGHT." "LET'S PROCEED." "DAMN." "CAN'T BLAME THAT ON THE DOG." "TALK ABOUT SILENT BUT DEADLY." "I-I'VE SEEN SOME NERVE GAS," "BUT THAT THIS GAS GOT NERVE!" "[ LAUGHS ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" "ARE YOU DONE?" "I'LL LET YOU KNOW, MORTY." "GONE WITH THE WIND!" "AM I RIGHT?" "!" "IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT ONE, MORTY," "AN ALT ON THAT COULD BE, LIKE, IF I SAID "GASABLANCA"!" "ALL RIGHT, I'M DONE." "LET'S GET TO THE PROMETHEAN NEBULA," "SO MY GRANDSON CAN FINISH SAVING A LIFE!" "[ TRILLS ]" "GLAGGA BLAG BLAG." "UM, EARTH, PLEASE?" "[ GROWLS ]" "IS THIS DO I PAY?" "AGGA BLAG BLAG BLAG!" "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "OH, I'M SORRY, SORRY!" "OHH." "HMM." "MM, HEY." "[ HISSES ] AAH!" "AGGA BLAG BLAG?" "OH, UH, HEY." "WHAT?" "AGGA BLAG!" "UH, WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "AGGA BLAG BLAG OHH!" "UH..." "[ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]" "[ WHIMPERING ]" "[ MOANING ]" "[ ALARM BLARING ]" "[ WAILING IN DISTANCE ]" "[ WHIMPERS ]" "[ SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE ]" "HEY." "ARE YOU THE ONE THAT LEFT?" "I GET IT." "IT'S A IT'S A HASSLE OUT THERE." "RIGHT?" "AND WHO NEEDS THAT?" "RIGHT?" "RIGHT?" "NOT ME." "WHO NEEDS THAT?" "HO, HO!" "NOT US." "UH, WHO ARE YOU?" "OH, EXCUSE ME." "PAUL FLEISCHMAN." "INFINITE TIMELINES." "IN SOME OF THEM, BETH REMARRIES." "GEEZ." "DON'T WORRY." "I TREAT BETH VERY WELL," "AND I DO NOT OVERSTEP MY BOUNDS WITH MORTY." "EVERY KID NEEDS A DAD, BUT THERE'S NO REPLACING YOU." "HEY, YOU WANT TO GIVE US A HAND WITH THIS?" "WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THE SOUND" "COMING THROUGH THE STEREO INSTEAD OF THE TV." "I-I-IT'S VERY DIFFICULT." "OH!" "UH, WELL, IS THERE AN AUX INPUT?" "WE TRIED THAT, BUT THERE'S TWO DIFFERENT COLORS." "BUT THERE'S TWO DIFFERENT COLORS." "[ GROWLS ]" "THE WORMHOLE IS 70 OF WHAT YOU CALL "METERS"" "WHAT YOU CALL "NORTH" OF WHAT YOU CALL "HERE."" "FINE." "MORTY, TAKE YOUR FART TO HIS HOLE AND SAY YOUR GOODBYES." "I'M GONNA FIND SOME FUEL AND TAKE A BIG, FAT MORTY." "THAT'S MY NEW WORD FOR SHIT BECAUSE OF TODAY'S EVENTS." "♪ ♪♪ ♪" "HERE IT IS." "THIS SHOULD TAKE ME BACK TO MY KIND." "I'M GONNA MISS YOU, UM, FART." "I'M REALLY SORRY YOUR NAME BECAME FART." "I WILL BE BACK SOON, MORTY." "REALLY?" "AFTER I RETURN TO THE OTHERS WITH THIS LOCATION," "WE WILL BE BACK FOR YOUR CLEANSING." "UM, CLEANSING?" "CARBON-BASED LIFE IS A THREAT TO ALL HIGHER LIFE." "TO US, YOU ARE WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A DISEASE." "WHEREVER WE DISCOVER YOU, WE CURE IT." "YOU SAID YOURSELF THAT LIFE MUST BE PROTECTED," "EVEN THOUGH SACRIFICE." "YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED YOUR MIND ABOUT THAT." "I CAN SENSE YOUR THOUGHTS." "MORTY?" "UM, BEFORE YOU GO, COULD YOU SING A" "C-COULD YOU SING FOR ME AGAIN?" "YES, MORTY." "♪ ♪COSMOS WITHOUT HATRED ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪DIAMOND STARS OF COSMIC LIGHT ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪QUASARS SHINE THROUGH ENDLESS NIGHT ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪AND EVERYTHING IS ONE IN THE BEAUTY ♪♪" "♪ ♪AND NOW WE SAY GOODBYE ♪♪" "AAH!" "[ Weakly ] MORTY, WHY?" "WHY?" "[ GROANING ]" "GOODBYE." "SO, DID YOU GUYS MAKE OUT A LITTLE BIT?" "IS HE GONNA SEND YOU A POSTCARD?" "MAN, THAT GUY HIT THE LOTTERY WHEN HE CROSSED PATHS WITH YOU." "MORTY, I KNOW I PICKED ON YOUR CORE BELFS" "AND DECISION MAKING A LOT TODAY," "BUT I AM GLAD THAT YOU INSISTED" "ON GETTING THAT FART HOME." "YOU KNOW, AT LEAST ALL THE DEATH AND DESTRUCTION" "WASN'T FOR NOTHING, YOU KNOW?" "YOU MISS YOUR FART FRIEND, HUH?" "WELL, I GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU, BUDDY." "WHILE YOU WERE GONE, I FOUND A NEW WORMHOLE" "WITH MILLIONS OF BEINGS JUST LIKE HIM ON THE OTHER SIDE," "AND THEY'RE ALL COMING TO VISIT." "WHAT?" "!" "RICK, NO!" "YOU CAN'T!" "TOO LATE, MORTY." "THE HOLE'S OPENING." "NO, RICK!" "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." "[ FARTS ]" "THERE'S THERE'S A LOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM, TOO." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "HEY, HEY, BRO, HOW MANY PEOPLE" "WAS YOUR MORTY RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING TODAY?" "NONE." "WE CHILLED AT BLIPS AND CHITZ ALL DAY." "AIN'T THAT RIGHT, HOMEY?" "DARN RIGHT, BRO! "ROY" RULES!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "MUST BE NICE." "HEY, MORTY, THERE'S OUR JERRY." "MM!" "I MISSED YOU." "HEY, RICK." "GLAD YOU'RE SAFE, JERRY." "WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO HOME?" "I'D LIKE THAT." "HEY, WAIT." "UH, DO YOU HAVE 5126?" "UH, I'M NOT SURE." "MORTY." "UH, THAT'S A BLIPS AND CHITZ TICKET." "WHAT?" "!" "[ SCOFFS ] WAY TO GO, MORTY." "EH, WHATEVER." "UH, W-WAIT." "WHAT?" "UH, W-WAIT." "WHAT?" "COME ON, JERRY." "ALL RIGHT." "COME ON, JERRY." "♪ ♪♪ ♪" "ARE YOU TIRED OF THE SAME DAILY DROLL?" "WELL, GET ON OVER TO BLIPS AND CHITZ!" "WE GOT, UH, ONE GAME." "WE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF GAMES HERE." "YOU CAN WE GOT CHABOS AND FLOBOS," "AND YOU CAN SHOOT THINGS!" "GET OVER HERE!" "PLAY THE GAMES!" "UH, USE YOUR FLERBOS TO GET TICKETS!" ""ROY 2" JUST GOT HERE." "GET OVER HERE AT JITZ AND CHITZ!" "IT'S THE COOLEST PLACE IN THE WORLD." "[ LAUGHS ]" "UH, I GET TO BE IN THE COMMERCIAL!" | {
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"You think I can't hear you every day talking about visions and three-eyed ravens and black magic?" "I don't want you talking to him till we get to Castle Black." "We're not going to Castle Black." "Jon Snow isn't there." "Bran needs to find the raven beyond the Wall." "Oh, no, I'm not going back there." "I promised your maester I'd get you to Castle Black and no further." "You won't win." "You don't have the discipline." " You don't know how to fight together." " You don't know that." "If you attack the Wall you'll die, all of you." "All of us." "I can't force them to meet us in the field." " Casterly Rock can't run away." " Can you do it?" "There is only one person in this kingdom with that kind of army." "Walder Frey." "We will do whatever we can to give Lord Frey what he needs." "Our father requires Lord Edmure to wed one of his daughters." " You were sent here to kill me?" " I don't want to." "What do your captains have to say about that?" "Daario:" "You should ask them." "Will you fight for me?" "The Second Sons are yours and so is Daario Naharis." "My sword is yours, my life is yours, my heart is yours." " Is that the Blackwater?" " Where do you think I'm taking you?" " Back to King's Landing." " That's the Red Fork." "I'm taking you to the Twins." "Your uncle's marrying one of the Frey girls." "Your mother and brother will be there and they'll pay me for you." "That rain will cost us another day." "Lord Frey will take this delay as a slight." " He's getting the wedding he wanted." " He's getting a wedding." "It was a king he wanted." "It's come for the baby." "You stay back!" " ( grunts )" " No, you can't have him." " No!" " ( yelling )" "( screams )" "( howls )" " ( panting ) - ( crows cawing )" "( theme music playing )" "♪ Game of Thrones 3x09 ♪ The Rains of Castamere Original Air Date on Jun3 2, 2013" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "♪" "( crickets chirping )" "Catelyn:" "Are you sure about this?" "No." "It's dangerous." "If we take Tywin's castle from him, the lords of Westeros will realize he's not invincible." "Take his home, take his gold, take his power." "Why are you telling me?" "You begged me not to send Theon to negotiate with his father and I ignored your advice." "Now Winterfell is burnt to the ground, the North is overrun with ironborn, and Bran and Rickon are gone." "So Casterly Rock..." "I'm asking your advice." "We have enough men?" "If Walder Frey cooperates." "If Walder Frey cooperates." "If reinforcements arrive from King's Landing before we take the castle... we'll be caught between Tywin's army and the sea." "We'll lose the war and die the way Father died." "Or worse." "Show them how it feels to lose what they love." "Walder:" "My honored guests... be welcome within my walls and at my table." "I extend to you my hospitality and protection in the light of the Seven." "We thank you for your hospitality, my lord." "I have come to make my apologies, my lord, and to beg your forgiveness." "Don't beg my forgiveness, Your Grace." "It wasn't me you spurned." "It was my girls." "One of them was supposed to be queen." "Now none of them are." "This is Arwyen my daughter." "My daughter Walda, my daughter Derwa, my daughter Waldra." "My eldest granddaughters" "Ginia and Neila." "Serra and Sarra, granddaughters, twins." "You could have had either." "Could have had both for all I care." "My granddaughter Marianne." "My granddaughter Freya." "My granddaughter..." "Wertha." "Waldra." "Waldina." " I'm Merry." " Fine." "And here's my youngest daughter Shirei, though she hasn't bled yet." "Clearly you don't have the patience for all that." "My ladies." "All men should keep their word, kings most of all." "I was pledged to marry one of you and I broke that vow." "The fault is not with you." "Any man would be lucky to have any one of you." "I did what I did not to slight you, but because I loved another." "I know these words cannot set right the wrong I have done to you and your house." "I beg your forgiveness and pledge to do all I can to make amends so the Freys of the Crossing and the Starks of Winterfell may once again be friends." "Walder:" "Very good." "There she is." "Come closer." "Let me have a look at you." "Still can't see you." "Old eyes." "Love." "That's what the Starks of Winterfell call it, eh?" "( chuckles )" "Very honorable." "I call it a pretty face." "Mmm, very pretty." "Prettier than this lot, that's for sure." "Very shapely as well." "Oh, you try to hide her under that dress." "If you wanted to hide her, you shouldn't have brought her here in the first place." "I can always see what's going on beneath a dress." "Been at this a long time." "I bet when you take that dress off, everything stays right where it is." "Doesn't drop an inch." "Your king says he betrayed me for love." "I say he betrayed me for firm tits and a tight fit." "And I can respect that." "When I was your age, I'd have broken 50 oaths to get into that without a second thought." "Well, I've enough room in the hall for you lot." "We'll set up tents outside with food and ale for the rest of your men." "Thank you, my lord." "Well, let's get ready." "The wine will flow red and the music will play loud and we'll put this mess behind us." " ( horse neighs ) - ( weapons clang )" "Where?" "There." "There." "It's a back gate." "My men use it when they visit Yunkai's bed slaves." "Your men, but not you?" "Daario:" "I have no interest in slaves." "A man cannot make love to property." "This is where we enter the city." "Very few guards." "They know me." "They let me inside" "We're not gonna sneak an army through a back gate." "I kill the guards." "I take your two best men and lead them through the back streets, which I know well, and open the front gates." "Then comes the army." "Once the walls are breached, the city will fall in hours." "Or perhaps you'll lead Grey Worm and me to the slaughter, cutting the head off our army." "The masters of Yunkai will pay you your fee and you won't have to split it three ways 'cause you've already slaughtered your partners." "You have a very suspicious mind." "In my experience, only dishonest people think this way." "You command the Unsullied." "What do you think?" "( Daenerys speaking Valyrian )" "You leave tonight." "Very good." "We'll prepare." "Ser Jorah." "You can use an extra sword." "You're the Queensguard, Ser Barristan." "Your place is by the queen." "If we are truly her loyal servants, we'll do whatever needs to be done no matter the cost, no matter our pride." "We're west of Castle Black, but the Nightfort's closest to us." "It was the first castle on the Wall." "The Watch abandoned it during the reign of King Jaehaerys I." "Too big." "Impossible to maintain." "Other than Castle Black itself, the Nightfort's the perfect castle for us." "It's got a secret sally port, the Black Gate, as old as the Wall itself." "No one's used it in centuries most likely." "It leads through the Wall right down into the Nightfort, if one knows how to find it, which, it just so happens, I do." "How do you know all that?" "I read about it in a very old book." "You know all that from staring at marks on paper?" "Yes." "You're like a wizard." "Our father used to tell us that no wildling ever looked upon the Wall and lived." "Here we are." "Alive." "( donkey braying )" "Remember what happens to children who run." "I'm your father and I'll do the talking." "The roads have gone right to hell, haven't they?" "Cracked three spokes this morning." " Need a hand?" " Need about eight hands." "Oh!" "Got to get this salt pork to the Twins in time for the wedding." "Many thanks." "Don't!" "Don't kill him." "Dead rats don't squeak." "You're so dangerous, aren't you?" "Saying scary things to little girls." "Killing little boys and old people." "A real hard man you are." "More than anyone you know." "You're wrong." "I know a killer." " A real killer." " That so?" "You'd be like a kitten to him." "He'd kill you with his little finger." "That him?" " No." " Good." "Don't kill him." "Please." "Please don't." "You're very kind." "Someday it'll get you killed." "( groaning )" "( grunts )" "Where are we?" "The Gift, I think." "Brandon the Builder gave all this land south of the Wall to the Night's Watch for their sustenance and support." "Maester Luwin taught me that." "Doesn't seem to be supporting anyone at the moment." "It's good land and there's no war up here." "Why leave?" "Wildlings." "Sorry." "But they come over the Wall and raid, steal, carry off women." "Old Nan said they turn your skull into a cup and make you drink your own blood from it." "That's what Old Nan said." "There's a storm coming." " I don't see any-- - ( thunder rolling )" "It's as good a place to shelter as any." "We can drink some blood while we wait." "I don't need much." "( screeching )" "Only one old man and eight good horses." "What's one old man doing with eight horses?" "He breeds them for the Watch." "How's he keep folks from stealing them?" "The Watch protects him." "Not today they don't." "He's selling horses, he's got some gold in there." " Tormund:" "And proper steel." " Let's carve him up." "We just take the horses and go." "The old man's no threat." "I keep telling you." "He's an old man." "A spear through the heart's a better way to die than coughing up your last with no one but your horses to hear." "The Watch might send a few men looking for a horse thief." "They'll send a lot more to hunt down murderers." "I hope so." "Killing crows in their castle is tough." "Killing them out here in the open, that's what we do." "Spread out." "Surround the hut and move in." " ( sword clangs ) - ( snorts )" "( neighing )" "Ygritte!" "Man:" "Clear the barn!" "No one's going to believe you're a hog farmer if you eat them all." "Best part of the animal." "Don't worry." "They're still there." "I know they're still there." "You check every five minutes like you're afraid they're gonna move." "I'm not afraid." "Of course you are." "You're almost there and you're afraid you won't make it." "The closer you get, the worse the fear gets." "No point in trying to hide behind that face." "I know fear when I see it." "Seen it a lot." "I knew fear when I saw it in you." "You're afraid of fire." "When Beric's sword went up in flames, you looked like a scared little girl." "And I know why, too." "I heard what your brother did to you." "Pressed your face to the fire like you're a nice juicy mutton chop." "That give you some ideas?" "Might do." "Go ahead, then." "You might get away." "Might even make it there on your own." "They're just over the river." "The closest you've been to family since Ilyn Payne snipped your daddy's neck." "Someday I'm gonna put a sword through your eye and out the back of your skull." "( thunder rumbling )" "( thunder crashes )" "How are we going to get past the Wall?" "My uncle said it's 700 feet high." "( thunder crashes )" "How did you get past it?" "Got in a boat and rowed past the Bay of Seals." "It would take us two months to get to the Bay of Seals." "Some climb straight up the ice." "Even Hodor's not strong enough to climb the Wall with me on his back." "Hodor." " 19 castles guard the Wall." " ( thunder booms )" " Only three are still manned." " Hodor!" "One of those abandoned fortresses will give us a way through." "My uncle said the gates were sealed with ice and stone when the castles were deserted." "Well, we'll have to open them up again." "( hoofbeats, horse neighs )" " Whoa, whoa, whoa!" " Meera:" "There's a rider out there." " Just one?" " ( thunder crashes )" " Meera:" "There's more." " Hodor!" "( horses neighing )" "Shh." "Shh." " It's just thunder, sweet giant." " Hodor." "Man:" "I yield." " I yield." " Wildlings." "( men shouting )" "Where's Shaggydog and Summer?" " Hunting." " ( horses neighing )" " ( thunder crashes )" " Hodor!" " Shh, quiet, Hodor." " Hodor!" "Make him shut up." "If they hear us..." " Hush, Hodor." "No-- no more Hodoring." " Hodor!" " Hodor!" " Hodor, calm down." " You need to keep quiet." " They're gonna hear us." " ( Hodor shouting )" " Bran:" "Hodor, be quiet." "( thunder crashes )" " Ah!" "Hodor!" " Hodor, calm down." " Hodor!" "Hodor!" " Hodor, be quiet!" "What did you do?" "Nothing." "I don't know." "( horse screaming )" "What's that?" "That's a horse dying." "Man:" "Bring them over here." "Man #2:" "That was the last of them." "The rest are dead." "Orell:" "I heard shouting up there." "Thunder." "I know the difference between shouting and thunder." "Maybe it's ghosts." "( laughs )" "( eagle screeching )" "That won't help you, grandpa." "Where you riding?" "Doesn't matter now, does it?" "No, it doesn't matter now." "Cut his throat or he'll tell the crows we're here." "You understand." "Let me stand at least." "Let me go with a bit of dignity." "Make the crow kill him." "You're one of us now." "Prove it." "The wolves are out there." "I can't do it by choice." "I don't know how." "It happens in my dreams." "You're a warg, Bran." "It's in your blood." "I can't." "You just did with him." "A wolf is nothing compared to that." "She looks sharp." "( muttering prayer )" "Do it." "Do it." "I told you." "He's still one of them." "Go on, boy." "Go on!" "( groans )" "He's a crow." "He'll always be a crow." "And here's his crow wife guarding him." "He'll stab us in the back first chance he gets." " Kill him." " ( Jon shouts )" "( screaming )" " He's one of them." " No!" "Do you hear me?" "( screams )" "You're not gonna die for one of them." "Do it." "They'll find us if you don't." "( swords clanging )" "( breathing heavily )" "( growling )" "( Orell shouts )" "( gasps )" "You were right the whole time." "( gasps )" "( eagle screeches )" "( Jon screaming )" "Hyah!" "Daario:" "When you hear a songbird's whistle, you come." "I'm a great whistler." "The greatest in the land." " ( guard shouts in Valyrian )" " Daario Naharis." "( whistling )" "Daario:" "That one was quick." " There may be others." " I doubt it." "The Yunkish prefer to let their slaves do their fighting for them." "( guards shouting )" "That's what you call a few guards?" "( guards shouting )" "( men shouting )" "Come on!" "What do you got, huh?" "( cheering )" "Lord Edmure..." "I hope I'm not a disappointment to you." "( chuckles )" "You're a delight to me, my lady." "You may now cloak the bride and bring her under your protection." "In the sight of the Seven," "I hereby seal these two souls, binding them as one for eternity." "Look upon each other and say the words." "Both:" "Father, Smith," "Warrior, Mother," "Maiden, Crone, Stranger..." " I am hers..." " I am his..." " and she is mine..." " and he is mine..." "Both: ...from this day until the end of my days." " Is that safe?" " They're long gone." "You were right." "I can get inside Summer's mind whenever I want." "Of course you can." "North of the Wall there are wildlings who can control all sorts of animals." "But you did a lot more than that." "You got inside Hodor's mind." "They can't do that north of the Wall?" "No one can do that... anywhere." "When I was looking through Summer's eyes," " I saw Jon." " Where?" "He was with the wildlings." "They tried to kill him, but he got away." "Osha:" "He'll be heading back to Castle Black, then." "That's where we should go." "For all we know, Castle Black's already under attack." " If this many wildlings got through" " I already told you." "I'm not going north of the Wall." "Everything Jojen told me is true." "You saw what I did to Hodor." "I have to find the three-eyed raven." "Listen to me, little lord." "Don't worry." "I'm not asking you to come with me." "It won't be safe for Rickon." "Me?" "I'm coming with you." "No." "You and Osha and Shaggydog head for the Last Hearth." "The Umbers are our bannermen." "They'll protect you." "I'm coming with you." "I'm your brother." "I have to protect you." "Right now I have to protect you." "Robb's at war and I'm going beyond the Wall." "If something happens to us, you're the heir to Winterfell." "Would you know how to find the Last Hearth?" "You southerners build your big castles and you never move." "You're easy to find." "We're not southerners." "And I don't want to leave you." "Shh, shh." "Come here, little soldier." "You and me, we're gonna have some adventures." "You don't have to do any of this." "( crying )" "Your family took me in and was good to me when they had no cause to be." "Shh." "We'll be fine, you and me." "The Umbers are great warriors." "Even I heard about them growing up." "They'll teach you how to swing a sword." "I know how to swing a sword." "( kisses )" "You're leaving now?" "It's the middle of the night." "I learned to walk in darkness." "Say your good-byes, little man." "Keep this one safe." "He means the world to me." "We've been waiting a long time." "Haven't we?" "I don't know, you tell me." "How long does it take to sack a city?" "It was just as you said." "They did not believe until it was too late." "Their slave soldiers threw down their spears and surrendered." "And Daario Naharis?" "( footsteps )" "The city is yours, my queen." "( music playing )" "( people laughing, chatting )" "They're good, aren't they?" "They ought to be because they cost enough." "( laughs )" "( laughs )" " Look at the crowd there." " ( Catelyn laughs )" "He complained about this marriage the entire ride from Riverrun, and now look at him." "Blackfish:" "The gods love to reward a fool." " Uncle." " What?" "He's my nephew." "I love him." "And he's a damned fool." "( chuckles )" "Don't you drink, Lord Bolton?" "Never do, my lady." "Dulls the senses." "That's the point." "Didn't you marry one of these Frey girls?" "Aye." "Lord Walder let me choose any of his granddaughters and promised me the girl's weight in silver as a dowry." "So I have a fat young bride." "( laughs )" "I hope she makes you very happy." "Well, she's made me very rich." "Pardon, my lord, my lady." "I need to find a tree to piss on." "My mother's alone with Roose Bolton." "I should rescue her." "Your mother is less in need of rescue than any woman I've ever met." "Be kind." "She's finally starting to like you." "And I like her." "But if she had her way, I would be back in Volantis playing my harp and you would be sitting over there eating blackberries out of Roslin Frey's hand." "Perhaps I've made a terrible mistake." "( scoffs )" "Striking your king is an act of treason." "No, don't." "Don't insult them." "Your Grace." "( pounding on tables )" "( pounding stops )" "The septon has prayed his prayers, some words were said, and Lord Edmure has wrapped my daughter in a cloak." "But they are not yet man and wife." "A sword needs a sheath." "( guests laughing )" "( laughs )" " And a wedding needs a bedding." " ( guests cheering )" "What does my sire say?" "( guests chanting ) To bed!" "To bed!" "To bed!" "If you think the time is right, Lord Walder, by all means, let us bed them." "( guests cheering )" "( music playing )" "( chanting ) To bed!" "To bed!" "To bed!" "Man:" "Go on!" "Oh!" "Careful now, ladies." "Once you set that monster free, there's no caging him again." "( chanting continues ) To bed!" "To bed!" "To bed!" "Poor girl." "Every bride suffers the same." "I'm sure you endured yours with grace." "Oh, Ned forbade it." "He said it wouldn't be right if he broke a man's jaw on our wedding night." "( chuckles )" "That is a very strange custom." "I suppose it does seem strange from a foreigner's perspective." "It seems normal to you?" "It's a tradition." "Without the bedding ceremony, there's no real proof the lord and lady consummated their marriage." "But there are other ways of providing proof." "Boy or girl?" "I don't know." "But if it's a boy, I know what we should name him." "Oh, do you?" "It seems to me the father should have some say in his son's naming." "Eddard." "Don't you want to teach little Ned Stark how to ride horses?" "I do." "( band playing "Rains of Castamere" )" "( wolf whining )" "( whines )" "Man:" "Go on, line 'em up!" "( chatter, laughter )" "( laughing )" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Where are you going?" "Got salt pork for the feast." "The feast is over." "Hound:" "Doesn't sound like it's over." "If I tell you it's over, it's over." "Turn this cart around and get the hell out of here." "Got pig's feet, too." "Are you soft in the head?" "Turn this cart around." "( music stops )" "Your Grace." "I feel I've been remiss in my duties." "I've given you meat and wine and music, but I haven't shown you the hospitality you deserve." "My king has married and I owe my new queen a wedding gift." "Robb!" "( gasping )" "( grunts )" "( screams continue )" "( screaming )" "( men laughing )" "Stark soldier:" "You ready to head home to Winterfell, right?" "( men laughing )" "Stark soldier:" "Feast over yet, is it?" "Aye, it's over." "( men screaming )" "( wolf howling )" " ( banging ) - ( growling )" "( growling )" "Guard:" "Follow him." " Aim!" " ( snarling )" "( growls )" "( wolf whines )" "( guard shouting )" "( groaning )" "( guards shouting )" "It's too late." " ( grunting ) - ( fighting continues )" "( chuckles )" "The King in the North arises." "( chuckles )" "Lord Walder!" "Lord Walder, enough!" "Let it end!" "Please." "He is my son." "My first son." "Let him go and I swear that we will forget this." "I swear it by the old gods and new." "We will take no vengeance." "You already swore me one oath right here in my castle." "You swore by all the gods your son would marry my daughter!" "Catelyn:" "Take me for a hostage, but let Robb go." "Robb, get up." "Get up and walk out." "Please!" "Please!" "And why would I let him do that?" "On my honor as a Tully, on my honor as a Stark, let him go or I will cut your wife's throat." "I'll find another." "Mother." "The Lannisters send their regards." "( knife pierces )" "( wails )" "( knife clatters )" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" | {
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"Previously on "Grey's Anatomy"..." "The person that beat up DeLuca is someone I thought you left behind years ago." "You're a good doctor!" "You're exactly what we need right now in the clinic." "The Denny Duquette Clinic?" "Unless you want me to fire you." "I took a pregnancy test last night." "And, uh, as I sat there waiting for the result," "I just watched him get more and more excited." "And when that stick was negative," "Owen's heart broke." "And..." "I was so relieved." "Now look me in the eye and tell me that he won't hate me." "Have you met the new resident?" "She is great." " This is..." " Murphy!" "Dr. Robbins." "You guys know each other?" " Um..." " Yes." "Why would a Leah Murphy fail here only to thrive somewhere else?" "There is a fundamental flaw in how we are teaching our residents." "And we have got to fix this." "You and me." "And Dr. Webber." "The residency program is your husband's department." "I know it is." ""If it ain't broke, don't fix it."" "She's coming today?" "Mm-hmm." "She is." "The saying's as true of the human body as it is of a washing machine or a blender." "What did you tell the staff?" "I sent them an e-mail, let them know that she'll be at the hospital for a couple of days, that she would be here to observe, assess." "At this point, that's all she'd be doing anyway." "Good." "Smart." "No need to give anyone a scare... not until we know more." "A good surgeon knows that if you go screwing around with something that doesn't need screwing..." "This is the right call?" "This is the right call." "...you are the one who is liable to end up screwed." "I'm saying you wouldn't be late if we didn't have to stop for gas." "Yeah, well, we wouldn't have had to stop if you ever put gas in the car." "The light wasn't even blinking yet." "When the light is blinking, it's already too late." "Who stops for gas before the light blinks?" "And I'm late." " Have a good day." " Yeah." "I know." "I have to talk to him, and I will." "But I haven't yet, so you don't have to look at me like that." "I was just looking at my phone." "Everything's fine with me and Owen." "Oh, yeah, it sounds great." "It's absolutely fine." "We're gonna be married for a long time, so the baby conversation can just sit on the back burner for a while, and it'll be fine because it..." "it's fine." "You know, you just said, "It's fine," a lot of times." "Hey." "Did you guys see this e-mail?" "What e-mail?" ""An education consultant is making a visit to observe and assess our program"?" "Who is Dr. Eliza Minnick?" "Wouldn't know." "I didn't get the e-mail." "Uh, education consultant, double board certified, sports-medicine specialist." "Published 52 papers in the Journal of Surgical Education." "52?" "This is because of me, isn't it?" "They're gonna overhaul the program because I beat up DeLuca." "Everything isn't about you." "That doesn't even make sense." "A teacher beat up a student." "Oh." "That makes sense." "The e-mail makes it sound like she's just gonna wander around and then wander away." "Well, yeah, Bailey's not gonna BCC a mass-firing announcement to the entire staff." "People panic." " Why would you even say that?" " You serious?" "Minnick's kind of a legend." "I know a guy at Foster who dated a girl at Innsmouth when she was doing their program's makeover." "Heads rolled." "Warren, you seriously know nothing about this." "Mnh-mnh." "I've told you, Miranda and I keep it real separated." "No, no, no." "I don't want to hear that." "Your happy, little marriage can be adorable on a different day, okay?" "You need to get us answers." "This is all probably happening 'cause of you anyway." "What's that supposed to mean?" "You really think a resident does a C-section in the middle of the hallway and everyone just forgets about it?" "Dr. Webber." "Dr. Webber, is this because of me, because of my trouble last year?" "Look, it's none of my business, but..." "Well, I just hate to think that people might get fired because of me." "No, Warren, no one's getting fired, okay?" "I don't know where you got that, but don't worry, okay?" "This is not about you." "Good, 'cause I just..." "Well, the aortic stenosis doesn't look too severe." " A valvuloplasty might..." " Did you get anything out of you mom?" "I got called a "Nosey Rosie" and then she changed the subject." "Oh, did you see Minnick's Ted Med talk, though?" "I think she's fascinating." "Oh, yeah, we'll see how fascinating she is when she starts handing out pink slips." "Well, I'm safe, because there's only a handful of people in this country who can do what I do, unlike cardio surgeons." "Well, you know what they say..." ""Last one in, first one out."" "Well, that's not how it happened on D-Day." "Ain't nobody safe on the battlefield." "Ah, that's not ominous at all." "I just don't know why you wouldn't discuss it with me." "I'm sorry." "Look, she had an opening in her schedule, and I jumped at it." "It happened very fast." "Yeah, too fast to tell the Residency Director." "You got all these people worried." "I don't know what to tell them because you didn't keep me in the loop." "Oh, no one should worry." "D-Dr." "Minnick is here to... look around, observe." "That's... all." "Just to see if there's anything we could do better." "All right." "Well, when she arrives," "I probably should be the first one to meet her." "She and I could chat, I can show her around, introduce her to people." "That's gonna be a problem." "She's already here." "Dr. Webber!" "Well, if she is in there with my residents," "I'm not missing any more of this meeting than I have to." " You will be missing all of it!" " Look, Bailey..." "No, she asked to speak to the residents alone." "Whatever she needs, she gets." "You will leave them be." "Please." "So..." "I work with attending surgeons." "I train attendings to train you, and the best way" "I know how to do that is to hear from you about them." "I would love to get just a clearer picture of the hours, the instructors, who you love, who you hate..." "I want to hear it." "Shoot." "Sorry, but you're here for two days." " We have to work with them." " I get that." "You just have to ask if that's the best path to take to get to what you want, which, I assume, is to be able to stand in an O.R." "and confidently, seamlessly perform a flawless solo surgery not tomorrow, not next year, not two years from now, but today, right now, without hesitation, because that's what I'm offering... a chance to do that." "And don't worry." "This room is a vault." "Nothing leaves these walls." "Look at them all lined up for her, like little ducks quacking." "Yeah, you ever see that movie "The Birds"?" "Is that Minnick?" "What are they telling her?" "I don't know, but she's taking notes." "April, you're on Tinder?" " What?" "No." "No, I'm not." " Yes, you are!" "Th-That's the Tinder bing." "That's the "I've got a match" bing." "I love that bing." "Really?" "Uh, y-yes, okay?" "It was, like, an impulse decision, and now it keeps making noise." "I would kill to know what they're talking about in there." "Well, I think they're talking about us." "Why?" "'Cause they're looking at us." "Scatter!" "Well, Doc, how soon can Enid be back on the lanes?" "She's missed league night three weeks running." "We're in a bowling league, some of us ladies from the home." "The Gutter Girlz... with a "Z."" "I see." "A-A-And regionals are next month, and we've just got to get her back in the lineup if we're gonna take down those Ball Bellz." "Ah, Dr. DeLuca, glad you could join us." "Meeting run long?" "Uh, yeah." "Sorry." "Well, Enid, it looks like your gallbladder is definitely inflamed." "I'd opt for surgery if I were you." "Surgery?" "Really?" "Well, it's pretty non-invasive." "We'll have you back in your bowling shoes in a couple weeks." "Well, if you think that's right." "Are you kidding?" "That's perfect." "Well, those Ball Bell hags won't know what hit them." "Given your age, Enid, though, we'd need to do a cardiac assessment, and after that, you'll be ready to roll." "You know best, Doc." "So, how was your meeting?" "Oh, uh, yeah, just, uh, interesting." "Okay." "Interesting." "Kind of... confidential, I guess." "Yes, of course, but I've been known to keep a secret or two." "Well..." "Nobody would know it came from you, is my point." "Get out." "Thank you, sir." "Hold still, Mr. Lawson." "That's great." "Okay, there's free fluid in Morison's pouch and around the spleen." "I told him not to try to do it himself." "You want to install insulation, you pay someone who is professionally not a moron." "Those guys are a racket." " Owen, I need to get in here." " Well, I'm in here right now." "And why do we need insulation in the first place?" "It saves 30 cents on the dollar." "He complained of severe back pain, Dr. Hunt." "I need spine films now." "Now we're in the E.R., so factor that into your figures, Uncle Scrooge." "Spine films won't help if I miss a liver lac, Dr. Shepherd." "Emmett, any idea how far you fell?" "You mean when he crashed through the ceiling or when he rolled down the stairs afterwards?" "Don't you dare hire someone to fix that ceiling." " I'll do it." " You?" "Emmett, you are broken." "Yeah, he very well might be." "Mrs. Lawson, maybe you should wait outside." "Right this way." "You brought this on yourself." "Endocutter." "Hi." "Hey, Dr. Grey." "Dr. Bailey said I could observe some surgeries today." "My surgery?" "Oh, you won't even know I'm here." "Okay, Warren, I'm gonna use the stay suture to approximate the two ends of the small bowel and then insert the Endo GIA and fire it." "Hmm." ""Hmm"?" "Do you have a better idea?" "I just wonder if Dr. Warren could do the anastomosis." "I assume you've used the GIA before, Dr. Warren." "Many times." "Never on a portion of the bowel this close to the cecal valve, which is why you'll watch me do it." "Ah, see one, do one, teach one... the old standard." "Oh, it's still pretty current." "72-hour shifts were pretty current, too, until they weren't." "But the mandatory 80-hour work week has ultimately saved more lives than it's harmed." "Wouldn't you say, Dr. Grey?" "Sure." "Most people resisted it, too, at first." "I know it sounds crazy, letting the resident dive in, but wouldn't you rather know that your surgical assist can actually assist?" "If a patient goes south, who's more likely to save them... a resident with less hands-on experience or more?" "Closing the enterotomies." "LIGACLIP, please." "Or you could hand the instrument to Dr. Warren, give him a shot." "Ever used it before, Warren?" "Next time you decide to send a watchdog into my O.R." "with opinions about how I do my surgeries, do me a favor... don't." "I beg your pardon?" "Minnick barged into my bowel resection uninvited, and then she wouldn't stop talking." "Listen, Bailey brought her in, and I'm trying to talk..." " You got to get her out of here." " Okay, my understanding... she's not even gonna be here for that long." "I don't really care." "You are the Director of the Residency Program, so direct her... to the door." "Okay, why are we in the clinic?" "The hospital has eyes." "Well, whatever it is, just make it quick." "No residents this morning really screwed up my schedule." "Look, I found this." "It's Minnick's notebook." "Well, it's not so much her notebook as it is a notebook that she wrote in and left behind." "Stealer." "You can't be in here." "I get in trouble when you guys are in here." " Shut the door." " No, get out!" "All right, no problem." "No, no, no." "Just hold on." "Look." "It's a list." "The attendings' names... ranked." "The residents sold us out." " What?" " Where am I on it?" "I don't know, but I'm at the bottom of the list." "I have never been at the bottom of any teacher's list." "I am a top-of-the-list person." "Turns out, so am I. Look at that." " I'm not even on there." " So what?" "Neither am I." "Well, of course you're not." "Because you're not..." "Because you work in the clinic now, and you're not..." "Nope." "No more." "Get out." "Maggie, you paged?" "Yeah, Minnick ranked the attendings in order." "There's a list." "Guess where I am." "That's it?" "I have a patient with a possible spinal fracture." "You paged me "911" to look at a list?" "At least you're on it." "Who the heck is Emilio Shepherd?" "Hey, Edwards, uh, do you do Tinder?" "I have." "Do you know how to turn the sound off?" " You got a lot of matches." " Ugh!" "I know." "Hey, when you swipe them away, they don't see that, right?" "It's not like they get the message, "No." "Rejected."" "They get the message 'cause they get no message." "And you are silent." "Except this guy wants to go for a drink." "Ugh, oh, God." "What do I say?" "Uh, if it were me, I'd say yes." "He's cute." " Hey." " Whoa!" "H-Hello." " What's that?" " Hi." "♪ Get down, get down tonight" "There's early impingement of the spinal cord, Owen." " I need to do a spinal fusion now." " You see this?" "There is air under the diaphragm." "I need to take him up for an ex-lap." "Why?" "He's hemodynamically stable." "Because I stabilized him, and I need to make sure he stays that way." " Is that Dr. Shepherd?" " Uh, yeah, that's her." "He needs his fracture stabilized." "Oh, that's why I'm here." "Hey, guys." "Eliza Minnick from the e-mail." "I was actually hoping to observe that spinal fusion." "Yeah, well, tough luck, because it's gonna be an ex-lap." "See, now you don't have to be rude to her." "I'm not being rude!" "I just want to make sure that my patient stays alive." "Wow, you made it worse." "I didn't think it could get worse." " I'll come back." " Mm-hmm." " The ex-lap is not the priority here." " The exlap is the priority." "We'll slowly increase the speed and see how your heart does, okay?" "How long do I do this?" "Just a few minutes, and make sure you hold on to the rail." "Lulu, you don't have to do this at all." "You think I'm gonna let her get in 10,000 steps today before me?" "Not a chance." "It's just like at the mall." "You can't stop for a pretzel till we hit all our steps." "But it's a little less fun without the promise of a pretzel." "What do you mean she's made a list?" "She's only been here half a minute." "Riggs is ranked higher than I am, and I'm his boss." "You need to get that out of your head." "She hasn't even met you." "Where you might fall on some crackpot's nonsense list doesn't matter one iota." "Was I on that list?" "Hey, Enid, are you okay?" "Honey, you don't look right." "I don't know." " Ohh." " Dr. Webber." "Enid." "Enid, honey, you okay?" "Murphy, gurney, crash cart right now." "Oxygen!" " All right, Enid, we've got you." " All right." "Hey, you ready to get out of here?" "I'm actually gonna stay here tonight." "He has a spinal surgery." "In the morning." "Yeah, I need to make sure he doesn't develop progressive neuro deficits in the middle of the night since you had to do your surgery first." "Oh." "So it's my fault." "Well, I'm saying if I had gone first," "I would be going home." "Yes, and there'd be nothing left to do because he'd be dead." "Unlikely." "Amelia, Edwards can keep an eye on him." "If something happens, he would be paralyzed before I got here." "All right, then." "Have a good night." "Enid, you're stable right now." "We've got you on a nitro drip, beta-blockers, anticoagulants." "Yeah, we're concerned you might've had a small heart attack." "Oh." "What..." "What do we do now?" "Well, you have a couple of options." "Uh, we can put you on a regimen of medication, or we can operate... an angiography with possible stenting, the benefit of that being that you'd be back on your feet sooner..." "Oh, if that's in time for regionals, well, that sounds great." "But her age being what it is," " surgery comes with more risks." " Her age?" "But her age shouldn't factor into it." "She's a plow horse." "She's the Gutter Girlz secret weapon." "No, I'm not." "The team's average has gone up since I've been out." "Paula told me." "You're better off without me." "Stop it right now." "I won't hear it." "Choose surgery." "We need you, you hear me?" "Okay." " Yes." " Oh, attagirl." "Um, Dr. Webber, will you excuse me for one moment?" "Dr. Minnick." "Hi." "Um, I just wanted to say hi and welcome." "I'm Maggie Pierce." " Oh." "You're Maggie Pierce." " I am." "That is me." "I am... me." "Now I can finally put a face with the name." "Maggie Pierce... prodigy cardio chief." "Oh, please." "Prodigy?" "It's..." "It's not all that great." "Oh, I know." "Hmm?" "It's great if I'm your patient 'cause I'm asleep and you don't have to talk to me, but if I'm your student, God help me, right?" "Right." "Yeah." "It was nice to meet you." "Everyone's complaining about her." "Who?" "I want names." "Everyone." "And I don't blame them." "Look, Minnick is doing more than observing." "Okay, she was interfering with our surgeons... their process, their techniques." "Okay, first off, they're my surgeons." "Okay, very well." "Then I will deal with Minnick myself." "I will let her know her role is observing and nothing more." "No, you will not." "And why not?" "Because that's not the deal." "Look, I gave Dr. Minnick permission to interact with the staff how she sees fit." "She needs to know how open we are to new ideas before she can make her own decision." "Decision?" "Are you giving her my job?" "No." "No." "Of course not." "I want her to work with you." "Why?" "Is there something wrong with this program?" "I... just think..." "What..." "What the hell is it, Bailey?" "Because it looks like you're trying to hire someone to dismantle a system that I spent years... that we spent years trying to build." "And for the life of me, I can't understand why." "Because medicine is changing constantly." "You're the person who taught me that!" "And we... everyone here needs to be able to change along with it or get left behind." "It's my decision to make." "I am the chief." "I know." "It's a job I fought very hard for you to get." "I just want to know what it means." "I mean, am I a bad teacher?" "Am I the only bad teacher?" "Am I gonna get fired?" " Why don't you go ask her?" " If I do that, then she'll know I'm an accessory to theft." "It's kind of nice not being the only criminal for once." "Maybe I'm the only good teacher." "Maybe they're all fired." " She made a mistake." "That's all." " You don't know that." "I do, because the only person who should've been left off that list is me." "Look, my trial starts in a couple weeks, and I don't even exist." "I'm not even here anymore." "Alex, I didn't..." "Look, if she left you off, it was a mistake." "That's all." "Look, I got to lock up." "Okay." "Uh, she's down." "There is breast milk in the fridge, but I'll be home in a couple hours." "So you're going on... a date, like a..." "like a date date." "Yeah." "Date date." "Huh." ""Huh"?" "What's "huh"?" "Is it, like, so hard to believe that a handsome, accomplished man would find me date-worthy?" "No, it's not." "I'm super date-worthy." "Where'd you meet this guy?" "At work, or...?" "We met on Tinder." "You're on Tinder?" "So what?" "So are you." "That's..." "Uh, not... not..." "not lately I'm..." "How did you know that?" "Because you came up on mine once." " Really?" " Well, why wouldn't you?" "I mean, we're..." "You're really close by." " Yeah." " I swiped left, so..." "No." "Yeah." "No, no, I would..." "I would, too." "Yeah, thank you." "I got to go." "In the O.R., I got to do so much more of the surgery, but, man, was she rubbing Grey the wrong way." "Uh, seems like the attendings don't really like her, but the residents..." "Aren't you gonna do the thing?" "You know, the thing where you, uh... you try to get me to tell you more about what the residents are thinking, and then I can say that maybe I shouldn't 'cause you're the chief," "and then you can say, "But you're my husband,"" "and I can say, "I know, baby, but I'm gonna have to invoke church and state."" "You okay?" "♪ Oh, yeah" "I don't know." "What do you need?" "Tell me I'm doing the right thing." "You're doing the right thing." "Morning." "Oh, hey, can you pour me one of those?" "I just spent the last hour getting trailed by Dr. Minnick." "She is... opinionated." "How'd it go last night?" "You seemed to come home a little early." "Everything go all right?" "You kidding?" "It was great." "It was, like, just so fun... so fun." "I mean, he's, like..." "He's actually..." "You know, he's pretty amazing." " Amazing?" " Mmhmm." "How so?" "Like, so amazing that, uh, we're gonna..." "We're actually gonna go out again tonight." "That's how so amazing it was." "Ah." "That's great." "That's great." "This coffee is, like..." "Is it amazing?" "Y-Yeah." "I don't know what you're so upset about." "You're laying the patient on his belly?" "He's open with only a negative pressure dressing holding in his edematous bowl." "It can't take that kind of pressure." "Hi." "Thanks for letting me watch." "And I told you I have a solution." "And I'd love to hear it." " This is still happening?" " Oh, yes." "And an anterior approach would save him from a second one." "You know I can't chance having the hardware contaminated." "You want to fill his spinal cord with crap?" "I'm gonna find another surgery." "Take me with you." "We figured out how to assemble an O.R. table, leaving a hole in the middle." "We're using a binder to support his belly so that we don't place pressure on the abdominal incision." " That's..." " Crazy!" "He'll eviscerate." "No, he won't, not with the binder." "His guts could still end up on the floor, Amelia." "They won't." "Edwards will check the dressing every five minutes, and if he starts to eviscerate, she will hold pressure until we're done." "She'll go under the table?" "Yes." "And check that the guts are still in?" " Yes." " Yes." " That's..." " Genius." "Yeah, that'd... that'd work." "Can I add one little wrinkle?" "Dr. Edwards has the potential to learn from this procedure, which I bet you've seen a few times, right, Dr. Hunt?" " Yeah." " Then why are you assisting, and why is she the one on the floor?" "Now, that's genius." "Murphy, you came here to learn from me, right?" "That's what you said?" "Yes, absolutely." "How is it going?" "Don't be shy." "I wouldn't ask if I didn't want to know." "If there's anything I can do to help," "I'd really love to hear it." "Really?" "Yes, please." "You're a great surgeon..." "a really great surgeon, but... sometimes I have a hard time keeping up with you." "You're so fast." "I mean, fast." "And I'm good." "I worked really hard to get good, but I'm studying so hard to keep up with you." "And then sometimes I think I know what you're talking about, but then... my brain is melting." "Dr. Murphy, I think I'm gonna need you to go." "I'm..." "I'm so sorry." "I-I thought that you wanted me to..." "I need you to go book an O.R." "This is way worse than we thought." "Look." "Right there." "The left main coronary artery is almost occluded." " She needs a coronary bypass?" " That's right." "Go." "Now." "Hurry." "Dr. Murphy?" "Where's the fire?" "Oh, Dr. Webber, glad you're here." "What is this?" "What are you doing here?" "This is a teaching opportunity." "An emergent CABG has just fallen into our laps, and Dr. Pierce has agreed to let me use it to demonstrate my teaching method for anyone who wants to observe." "No." "Absolutely not." "I am interested to see how it works." "This is a high-risk procedure." "Enid's age makes her a high-risk patient." "We're not gonna turn her surgery into a skills lab." "Come on, now." "This is a teaching hospital." "Every surgery is a skills lab." "Well, I'm gonna talk to Bailey about this." "Yes, good, you should talk to the chief..." "Oh, believe me, I will... because she already approved it." "She thinks it's happening, and so do all those people in the gallery." "Now, this patient's emergent." "We shouldn't waste any more time." "I'm going to retract the nerve roots now..." "Penfield... carefully to avoid nerve damage." "Remember, the most important thing is to take your time." "Dr. Hunt, everything okay down there?" " Yep." "No leaks." " Great." "Actually, Dr. Hunt, if you could... move your foot." "Thank you." "Dr. Pierce, why don't you trade places with Dr. Murphy?" "Because Dr. Pierce is standing where the lead surgeon needs to stand." "Traditionally, yes, but we're trying something different, right?" "When this method is working, the resident and the attending function as one surgeon... resident's the hands, attending's the brain." "You follow?" "Let's give it a try." "Murphy?" "Murphy's taking the lead." "Look at that." "I mean, I date men, but I might seriously ask Dr. Minnick to marry me." " Dr. Karev." " You supposed to be up here?" " You gonna narc on me?" " I'm thinking about it." "Think of it this way..." "In a couple weeks, you might never have to see me again." "This might be the closest I get to an O.R. for the rest of my life." "Well, fine, if you're gonna be all pathetic about it." "If you feel like you can continue..." "Dr. Pierce, you talk her through." "Go ahead and place the stabilizer." "And if you get stuck, you...?" "You stop." " Ask for help." " You stop." "And then ask for help." "Don't get me wrong." "I love see one, do one, teach one." "It's how I learned." "It's how we all learned." "So why put it out to pasture?" "We're putting it on steroids." "With this technique, the resident gets to see one, do one, teach one all in the same surgery... every surgery." "Seriously, marriage." "Expect a save-the-date." "Okay, yes." "Got it." "Hey." "Hey." "Um, so I was thinking that maybe we don't need to discuss the dating thing." "We could just kind of keep that to ourselves, you know?" "You have a problem with me going out?" "No." "No, no, no." "It's not that." "You should do what you want." "I want you to be happy." "This is not a "you" thing." "It's me." "This whole thing is all pretty, um... very weird." "Right?" "God, it's so weird." "You said" "Last night was not amazing." "It was awful." "I sat down for all of five minutes, and when he got up to get drinks at the bar," "I faked a page." " You faked a page?" " Yeah." "I told him there was an MVC, and I'm pretty sure at that exact moment, someone crashed their car 'cause I lied." "That's not how it works." "And then I ran like the wind." "I don't know how people do this." " Mm-hmm." " I've never done this." "I've never, like, sat across from someone and said, "Hi." "This is me." "Who are you?"" "I mean, I had, like, friends that turned into boyfriends." "Met Matthew at work." "Then you." "Here we are." "How do you do this?" "Well, you're kind of doing it." "I mean, you dip your toe." "You start by dipping your toe into the water, and then eventually, you learn to swim." "Well, that's easy for you to say." "You probably dipped your toe all over town." "Look, you faked a page out there." "Okay?" "You got good instincts, kid." "It'll be a while before he's up and about, but Emmett's gonna be fine." "Oh, wow." "Thank you." "Do you mind..." "Is it possible for me to stay here tonight?" " Oh, I don't know..." " Please." "Last night..." "Would you believe we have been married for 20 years and never spent a night apart?" "I mean, you spend that much time with someone, it gets so they drive you crazy." "But last night, he wasn't there... and I couldn't sleep." "There's an Emmett-shaped hole in our house." "Literally, there's a hole in the ceiling where he fell through." "Big moron." "Don't squeeze the heart too much, Murphy." " Got it." " Okay." " Got it." " There." "Way to go, Murphy." "You just placed a heartstabilization device" " all on your own." " Um, now let me..." "Don't touch." "Just use your words." " Use my words?" " Mmhmm." "Explain it to her." "Incision." "Shunt." "Anastomosis." "That is not what I'm asking." "Break it down." "Go step by step." "You're trying to skip ahead." "Dr. Pierce thinks ahead." "Her mind is fast..." "faster than anyone's." "So she shouldn't be asked to dumb things down, okay?" "Murphy, can you do the next step?" "I can try, but if Dr. Pierce is more comfortable stepping in..." "I guarantee you she is, but y will be more comfortable after you do it." "Okay." "Now that we've stabilized the heart, we will administer esmolol to slow the heart rate for better control." "Right, now go ahead and incise the diseased artery." "Uh..." "I don't..." "I don't want to do this." "I don't..." "I don't feel ready to do this." "Will you?" "Uh, is that all right?" " It's more than all right, Murphy." " Exactly." "No shame." "When you've reached the limit, you tag out." "And when she does, you'll be able to see exactly how much she knows and how much she has left to learn." "All right, first, I'm going to measure the shunt." "Okay." "Let me back up." "First, I will incise the target artery, and then I will insert the shunt." "And after that, then I'll prep for anastomosis." "Dr. Webber, will you check the internal mammary for flow?" "Already started." "I noticed." "Maybe Dr. DeLuca..." "No." "I'm sorry?" "This artery that will allow this woman to survive." "I'm not putting it in the hands of a first-year intern who hasn't taken out a tonsil." "DeLuca, you've anastomosed a vessel before, right?" "Yes, ma'am." "I've assisted on a femoral-artery repair." "That is not the same thing..." "not at all." "So, right there, I'm assuming you know what that is." "Uh, yes, it's..." "It's the, uh, IMA." "Exactly." "See how it branches off to the right?" "Hey, just because he knows..." "Ugh!" "What the hell?" "You hit a branch of the mammary!" "DeLuca, move and start some suction." "DeLuca, you are right there." " I can't see anything." " I got it." "I got it." "Got it." "I did it." "It's done." "I had a clip for Dr. Webber." "I just... fixed it." "Right?" "You're upset, clearly." "Oh, is it clear?" "Good." "I was afraid you might not catch my drift because you're insane." "Have you never accidentally nicked a vessel?" "Of course I have." "You did this on purpose." "You were about to clip the artery anyway." "I want you out of this hospital." "When I was 2, my dad was looking through the phone book for swimming lessons." "My mom said, "Here's one," and tossed me in the pool." "Did I drown?" "That's your innovation?" "Throw a bloody patient at a novice to see what happens?" "They did that 100 years ago..." "on the battlefield." "Dr. Webber, there were four surgeons around that table we knew could've stopped her bleeding." "And when DeLuca made that save, we learned there were actually five." "If he were allowed to perform in every surgery like he did today, he would learn more and faster with less pressure and less risk." "The patient was never in any danger because we were standing right there." "You know I'm right." "Cardiac enzymes are trending down." "She's gonna be okay." "Mm-hmm." "That was humiliating." "It was inexcusable, and she's not gonna do it again." "I'm sorry you had to go through that." "She's right." "I'm not a great teacher." "Aw, come on." "No, the thing is I am a genius." "As a student, I learned better and faster than anyone." "I was a rock star." "But as a teacher, Minnick's right..." "I'm not that great." "Her system works." "She's right." "She's an ass, but she's right." "Dr. Webber?" "She's gonna be okay, right?" "Yes, ma'am." "I think you'll have your secret weapon locked and loaded before the regionals." "Dr. Webber, do you think I would push her to get surgery for some silly tournament?" "She's tried to drop out of the team six times, and that team is the only thing that keeps the lot of us from sitting around, watching TV in the common room, and moldering away like all the other old, wet sponges." "She needs to stay in the game." "We all do." "Sometimes we just need a little push." "Owen, wait up." "I thought I might ask for a ride home." "Yeah." "Yeah, I can manage that." "Thank you for earlier." "Edwards really did get a lot from watching that spinal fusion." "Well, I'm glad to hear it." "You're not still mad about having to sit on the floor." "Amelia, I have operated in sinkholes." "I don't mind sitting on a floor." "Can we just let it go?" "It's not important enough to argue about." "I have let it go." "No, you haven't." "I mean, you don't..." "All day, it's been..." "Can we just set a reset button and move forward?" "I am moving forward..." "by myself, apparently, because you can't be bothered to sleep at home." "I've had patients." "Every night for the past two weeks?" " You didn't have to stay here." " Yes, I did." " Why?" "'Because of me?" "Come on." " I-I don't want to do this." "When did I ever tell you not to come home?" "I cannot keep doing this." " Doing what?" "I'm not" " I don't want to have a baby!" "Hey." "You lost?" "I forgot." "Chief Bailey's office... fourth floor?" " Yeah, right off the catwalk." " Great." "Thanks." "Um, um, you made a mistake." " I'm sorry?" " I am great, and your little list or whatever the hell that is that should have my name on it 'cause I raise great surgeons, and I will raise more." "Fetal surgery is..." "is a very exclusive practice, and there are hardly any of us." "I am like a rare, exotic bird, and if you stop me from teaching," "I may be the last of my kind." "What list?" "From the room... the residents." "You..." "You left it there." "Oh." "I was just trying to learn everyone's name." "Writing it down helps me remember." "Oh." "Oh, great." "So you don't... you don't need to remember my name?" "Arizona Robbins?" "That name attached to that face?" "No, that's not one you forget." "Night." "What, you're interested in the game now?" "No, no, I'm interested in these nachos." " Mm, watch it." " Oh." "Oh, shoot." "I forgot." "Hmm?" "The guy I blew off last night..." "I made a rain check for tonight, and I forgot to cancel." "Mm, is this the dude?" "Let's get a look here." "That's an odd choice for a photo." "He looks respectable." "You should go." "Go dip your toe." "I want to dip my toe in those nachos." "No, no, no." "Gross." "Go." "Give the guy more than five minutes." "Have a drink." "Have a laugh." "If it gets weird, then just text me." "We'll get you out of there in like two minutes." " Do it." " Okay." "Fine." "No, I don't..." "I just..." "I look like I'm just..." "You look terrific." "Would you just go?" "Dip it." "Get to dipping." "Fine." "Okay, geez." "Hey." "It's late." "Can I stay here tonight?" "Uh, y-yeah." "What's wrong?" "I don't want to talk about it." "I just need a place to crash." "Nope." "She can't stay here." " You can't stay here." " Alex." " Mer just said..." " I don't care what Mer said." "You can't crash here." "Go home." "It was my room before it was yours." "Go home and fix your crap." " I can't." " You're freaking out because you got some sword hanging over your head?" "Me, too, and I can't do a damn thing about it except wait." "You can fix your stupid sword." "Go home and get the freaking execution over with." "I did." "I told him." "The sword fell." "♪ But it ain't easy" "Take my room." "♪ Without ya" "She talks to me now." "Mm." "Thank you." "Everyone's talking about what you did in that O.R." "I have a tendency to shake things up, and if I come here, I certainly will." "Will you... come here?" "I still have a few other offers to field, but..." "I'm definitely interested." "That's great to hear." "You should know they'll hate you... the staff." "It happens everywhere I go." "Everyone hates the agent of change." "I'm used to it, I'm good at it, but you should be prepared that they'll hate you, too, for bringing me on." "Also, if I take the job, I work alone." "I like Dr. Webber, respect the hell out of him, but if I come on, I don't share authority." "I am the authority." "Oh, uh, I'm, uh, sorry." "I can come back." "Oh, no need." "We are all set here." "It's been a pleasure." "♪ Live my life without ya" "♪ But it ain't easy" "She makes me feel old." "She is a puppy." "Yeah, you know, when I was chief," "I was the one pushing through things, selling the board on robotic surgery, and bringing in new ideas." "I mean, that's all you're trying to do, is to bring in something new and trying to bring me along with it, whether I like it or not." "I was resistant." "I'm sorry." "Oh, you don't have to..." "No, we all have to be pushed, and she pushes me." "It's hard to admit when we're wrong, that even though everything looks fine, there is a problem." "You know, I'll be happy to work with her." "I think we'll make a good team." "Something is broken, and you have to see where it's going and set about fixing it..." "So, uh, is she gonna stick around?" "She's thinking about it." "Well, let's keep our fingers crossed." "...or it's all gonna come apart." | {
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"Your report is very thorough." "What's your decision?" "I've got two men, one job." "Head Strategist is a significant promotion." "Michael is more qualified." "In terms of time served, yes." "But even looking at your report, Zalman might be better suited for it." "I wouldn't underestimate Michael's reaction to this." " Michael's a team player." " Maybe." "But he wants this post, and he knows he deserves it." "He may not show it, but he will be resentful." " Have Michael come to my office." " Right away, sir." "Thank you for your input." "I hear you've made some progress on the Vincent Tomas situation." "Yes, I believe we've located the nucleus of his operation." "I've gone over the layout with Birkoff." "I know you expected the promotion to Head Strategist... and over the years, I've indicated that the job might one day be yours... but you're a field man." "The best I have." "The Head Strategist position..." "I believe that would be a mistake, for both of us." "Is that all?" "This isn't personal, Michael." "Of course." "Michael..." "What's wrong?" "We're getting out." " How?" "It's impossible." " I'll explain." "Get dressed." "Over the past six months... there's been a sharp increase in Red Cell activities." "We believe that Vincent Tomas has taken the helm in Europe... and is responsible for the escalation." "He's operating as he did in Asia... using a well-concealed mobile cell to communicate... with a number of satellite substations." "Tactically, we have to strike all locations simultaneously... to keep one from informing the other." "Zalman, our new Head Strategist... will coordinate the strike from inside Section." "Michael will lead the cell team in the field." "Any further questions will be directed to Zalman." "Michael?" "I just want you to know that I've studied all your files... and I have nothing but respect for the work that you've done here." "I'm really looking forward to having you as my point man." " My team will be ready." " Oh, I know that." "If you ask me, the whole thing stinks." "Everyone around here respects Michael." "He's a leader." "I don't know what Zalman does besides fit in." "He's not a threat." "Michael said anything to you?" "You know Michael." "It's the job." "You do it." "Well, you're pretty much ready here." "I'm just going to log these things out." "Hey!" "Michael!" "Hey, hold on!" "Where you going?" "You know I can't let you back here." "Well, maybe- maybe I can help if you just tell me what you want." "Nothing." " I need a note from Zalman, is that it?" " No." "Look, nobody's with Operations on this one... but it didn't happen for you and it can't change the rules." "We're going out in an hour." " You're gonna have a swell time." " We'll be okay." " Watch your flank." " Thanks." "Maybe you better watch his, too." "What you looking at, sugar?" "Just the best part of my day." "Keep on talking like that, I'll forget how old I am." "How long you think it'll take them to know we've got the field router?" "Once we use it, they'll know." " Then they'll come after us." " That's right." "Michael, are you running away because you lost a post to Zalman?" "In Section, you either move up or move out." "I understand that, Michael." "I just don't understand why you need me." "I don't need you." "I want you." "Status?" "Seven teams deployed." "Team One will make target." "They'll have two minutes to secure the nucleus station... shut down communications and acquire Tomas... before the satellite teams hit." " Michael's team?" " They're within the perimeter now." "Status report." "Do you have Tomas?" "Condition blue." "The location is clear." "You didn't find anything?" "Looks like they pulled out within the last 24 hours." "This way." "Michael?" "Michael, status." "Look, is there any indication whatsoever... that they might have had advance warning?" "Yes, they knew." "End of report." " What the hell's going on?" " We lost the signal." "Michael!" " It's a jamming signal." " Michael!" "I've got to shift op frequencies to try to get comm." "Back." "Let's go." "Try it." "Can anybody hear me?" "This is Team Two, Fredricks." "Thank God." "Where the hell is Michael?" "Sir, we don't exactly know." " What do you mean, you don't know?" " He's missing, sir." "Nikita, too." "Both of them?" "I've got personnel out in teams going over the area." "How in the hell did this happen?" "Somehow they got their hands on a Section field router." "It's programmed with all of Section's codes and frequencies." "Walter!" " Yeah." " Get out here." "A field router." " What about it?" " Check your inventory." "You're right." "One's missing." "Someone must have taken it." "Just so you fully understand how I work here." "I do not tolerate mistakes." "Then don't make one bigger than you already have." "Zalman, my office, now." "I'm on my way, sir." "To be continued, Walter." "You are aware, as Head Strategist... that any mission failure is your responsibility." "I'm aware of that, yes." "You're also aware that any failure on your part is my responsibility." " Sir" " Listen to me." "I put you in charge of this mission." "I won't let you down." "You already have." "Make no mistake about that." "Sir, we'll find out what happened." "I'll tell you what happened." "Michael left because I passed him over for you... and he took Nikita with him." "You should have anticipated that variable." "We'll find them." "Well, standing in here you won't." "Merci." "Merci beaucoup." "You gave them the field router." "Why?" "I gave them nothing." "You will answer me, Walter... or we can start this whole procedure right from the top." "I did answer you." "How far are you gonna let Zalman take this?" "You see, I expect, being involved with them... that you know where they are, too." "You can go straight to" "Zalman, that's enough." "Turn it down." "Sir, I will get him to talk." "Walter, did you do it?" "No." "It's over." "You heard him." " Sir..." " Get him out of there." "How'd you find this place?" "I saw it when we were doing aerial reconnaissance." "I noticed it because it was over 50 kilometers from a population zone." " Who owns it?" " I do." "Really?" "And I bought the land around it:" "100 hectares." "I like it." "It must be beautiful here in the summer." "These look like they've been around." "I didn't realize you had such talent in the kitchen, Michael." "There's still a lot of things you don't know about me." "Maybe it's time you learned." "How long do you think we'll stay here?" "Not long enough." "I'm so glad you brought me here." "I wish we could stay." "Let's not think about the future." "Let's just enjoy this while it lasts." "You know, I couldn't get that window closed today." "I've got to go into town tomorrow to get some things." "I'll pick up a new latch." "So we'll be cold tonight, then." "Thank you." "What's so important?" "I reviewed the psych file on both Michael and Nikita." "I'm not convinced they're renegade." "They took the router." "That's how they escaped." "Maybe this was motivated externally." " Extortion?" " Perhaps." "But in any case... my instincts tell me that this was not a collaboration." "Michael's up to something." "What are your suggestions?" "If their actions are being controlled... let's find out who it is before we walk into a trap." "Interesting." "Thank you." "Closest I can place them is they're still in Belgium." " Yeah, southeast of Brussels." " This is reliable?" "Factoring in the distortion, there's an error radius of 16 kilometers." "It's the best we're gonna get." "Hello, Madeline." "Oh, listen, Madeline?" "You can assure Operations I will find Michael and Nikita." "That's not a good sign." "Sorry?" "What's not?" "Using a third party to mediate communications." "It's an indication of instability." "Hello, Walter." "It wouldn't have been my choice to handle matters this way... but you know I couldn't interfere." "What is happening to this place?" "This would've never happened back then." "We all had our jobs, we did them." "We were a team." "We respected each other." "We didn't change, Walter." "The world did." "How's this gonna work?" "We can be careful." "Take things slowly." "There's another option." "I mean... we can live today like it's our last." "It very well could be." "Michael?" "Michael?" "You know what's going to happen." "Tell us where the router is, Michael." "Take him to Containment." "What about Nikita?" " They still haven't found her." " Come on." "She must be close." "The terrain is difficult." "The roads are old." "She could be anywhere." "Don't tell me about the labor pains, OK?" "Just show me the baby." "I'll see if there's any choppers in the area we can call in." "I want the entire area covered." " She's not up here." " Look for the router." "They're getting a signal from up north." "Is she really worth all this, Michael?" "And would she even do half as much for you?" "You know, they, um..." "they briefed me about the two of you." "Michael and Nikita." "Nikita and Michael." "But having read your files, I must tell you I'm surprised." "To go this far." "For what?" "Love?" "You?" "I find that very hard to believe." "Either, I severely misread you... or this is all about something else." "Where is she?" "Make it extremely unpleasant." "No, I don't need to see this." "Sir." "Is there a problem?" "How is it going?" "Well, you were right." "He's very resistant, sir, but I think one more session should do it." "No." "I know him." "He'll die first." " Are you saying I should stop?" " No." "I'd like you to try a different approach." "Get out." "A very impressive showing, Michael." "Do you know, in the long run... they probably should have offered the promotion to you?" "And all of this for some... second-rate blonde whore." "I mean, with so many important things in the world worth dying for..." "That reminds me: before you do die... there is something I'd like you to take a look at." "A special presentation, Michael." "A live feed just for you." "You know... as thorough as I thought I'd been..." "I had no idea until about an hour ago that you had a son." "Now that is something worth dying for." "Or something worth living for?" "I know you hate me, Michael." "I mean, when you're someone like me... you try not to be too concerned about what other people think." "So hate me... until your dying breath, if you must." "But you may not want to take that dying breath... until you're absolutely sure that your son is safe from the likes of me." "Game over, Michael." "Where's Nikita?" "I'm sorry, Michael." "I can't hear you." "Speak up." "She's at the farmhouse... five kilometers southwest of town." " How'd you find me?" " Michael gave you up." "I don't believe that." " Zalman." " It's over, Nikita." "Where is the field router?" "You killed your own team." "Not my team." "Now, where is the field router?" "You're Red Cell." "You know what they say." "Don't give up the day job." "What is it about you, people?" "Michael." "You." "What is it that convinces you that all this is worth dying for?" "It's people like you." "At this very moment..." "Michael is strapped into a chair... waiting." "If I were to go back... empty-handed..." "I suppose now that I've got this... my rising career at Section will've come to an end." "You know, the amazing thing about this unit is that it, um... it transmits and receives simultaneously." "When I turn this on, Nikita... they'll think they've located you." "It should take them about an hour to get here, wouldn't you say?" "It can't be." "If you think about it long enough... it'll come to you." "You could've told me." "Your knowing wouldn't have given us an advantage." "It took me nine hours to figure out." "I could've used that time elsewhere." "I actually factored in 10 hours." "As usual, you exceeded my expectations." "There were no pressing actions elsewhere." "It had no impact." " How long has Zalman been arbitrary?" " Fourteen weeks." "Birkoff discovered unusual amounts of black time in his residence." "If you had suspicions... why didn't you take him directly to interrogation?" "I wanted to, but Oversight felt he had upward potential." "They wanted proof." "Have you found where Zalman planted the devices yet?" "Michael's working on that now." "I'll need to ask you a couple of questions." " Where is Vincent Tomas?" " Belgrade." "How many CCDs have you installed in Section?" "Six." " I'll need their locations." " Yes, of course." " Walter?" " Yeah." "You've been debriefed." "You know why things happened the way they did." "Yes." "You endured considerable pain... on behalf of the Section without complaint." "Without incident." "What are you going to do, pin a medal on me?" "You know, Walter, when I was a prisoner of war..." "I made friends with one of the guards." "It was war, we were on opposite sides... but we made friends anyway." "He" "He gave this to me." "It's supposed to help relieve the pain of life." "I never believed him, but..." "I didn't throw it away, either." "I want you to have it." "Take a month off." "Thank you." "Dinner was wonderful." "Thank you." "Well, it wasn't as good as the meal you cooked at the cabin, but..." "I liked it there." "You know, it can't be casual between you and me." "I can't do that." "I know." | {
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"Based on the novel written by Jose Maria Eca de Queiroz in 1 8 75" "Aldama México, 2002" "No, thank you." "Are you going to Santa Marta?" "No, I'm staying in Los Reyes." "Do you live there?" "I'm going to open a store with my grandson in Santa Marta." "I saved up the money they gave me for my lands." "If the store doesn't go well, I'll cross over to the other side." "l have a daughter over there." "That's great." "Great." "Lights on, asshole!" "Good evening!" "Hands up!" "You're screwed!" "What are you looking at?" "Damn woman!" "Give me the watch, damn it!" "Hurry!" "Hurry, asshole!" "The watch, damn it!" "What's this?" "Give it!" "The chain." "Don't fuck with me!" "Hurry, asshole!" "Okay, let's go!" "Have a nice evening." "And a good trip." "Here." "This will help a little." "What are you doing here?" "Hi, kiddo!" "I thought you were in Aldama." "Didn't you get a job?" "Well...." "What?" "I've been hired by El Independiente." "Congratulations!" "I came to see you." "Me or your father?" "You, only you, Amelia." "Now we can get married." "Someone will see us." "Come on, let's talk." "l have to teach catechism." "Catechism's in the afternoon." "They're preparing for their First Communion." "And what about me?" "l'll see you tomorrow." "l can't tomorrow." "Of course you can." "Tomorrow at 8:00 mass, okay?" "That's it." "The game is over." "Come here." "Chepina, why didn't you start catechism?" "These kids!" "Stop playing." "The ball." "Give me the ball." "We're not going to play anymore." "The ball!" "The ball!" "Excuse me, where can I find Father Benito?" "Thank you." "Over there." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "The ball." "The ball." "Who is he?" "l don't know." "So you are Father Amaro." "The bishop told me so much about you that I was looking forward to meeting." "I was recently ordained." "That's precisely why, because you are young and tender." "He thinks of a young priest to temper him in this town." "And then to send him to Rome to study Moral Theology or Canon Law." "l just want to serve God, Father." "Yes, yes, of course." "That's why he sent you to me, an ogre." "To test you." "Just remember, a priest who barks doesn't bite." "Come, come, I'll show you the parish house." "It's no great thing." "Here is the chapel." "The bishop wanted us to start a seminary for Bible and pastoral studies with the priests in the diocese." "But it didn't work out." "Some of us still meet every month." "The bathroom is there, and your room at the end." "Sanjuanera does the cleaning." "I eat lunch and dinner at her place." "You'll have to do the same." "It hasn't been occupied for some time." "You'll only be here a short time, if you please me and the bishop." "Thank you." "What's up, Doc?" "What's new?" "I'm just hustling your father." "Hi, Dad." "Hello, son." "Weren't you going out with Amelia?" "She couldn't." "She had catechism all day." "I told you, son." "That girl has her brain confused by prayer." "Why don't you find a more liberal girl?" "Not that wafer-eater!" "Priest-hater, it's your turn." "I am going to check you." "Tell me when you want a story that will rile them up." "I'll give you all the information on the priests in the area." "I've got the dope on all of those fools!" "I told you, Paco." "Double check." "Damn it all to hell!" "Why do you take advantage when I'm talking to the boy?" "Yes, Don Chato, yes." "I got what you sent, but it's in dollars and I can't change them." "I would appreciate that, Don Chato." "Yes." "I'll tell the engineer, Don Chato." "Go on." "Where are you going?" "To the bathroom." "When do you want to have the baptism?" "Yes, Don Chato." "Of course, it will be a pleasure." "I'll be there." "The body of Christ." "God grant you more." "We pray for your help all over the world, for your message..." "God grant you more." "...and for our Holy Father John Paul ll and all of us who are working..." "God grant you more." "...all of us gathered here..." "...fulfill us with your love and friendship." "God grant you more." "This is the Lamb of God who takes away the sins of the world." "Fortunate the ones invited to the supper of the Lord." "Lord, I am not worthy to receive you but only say the word and I shall be healed." "The body of Christ." "The body of Christ." "Amen." "The body of Christ." "Amen." "The body of Christ." "Amen." "The body of Christ." "Amen." "The body of Christ." "Amelia likes the new priest." "ls that priest new?" "Are you mad?" "l am here, aren't I?" "You never take communion." "l don't believe in that stuff." "ln God?" "You care more about mass than about us." "Do you believe in God?" "Maybe, but not the way the priests picture him." "You're a communist, Ruben!" "Don't be foolish." "Goodbye, Amelia, God bless you." "I'm home, little Salome." "I brought you your medicine." "The body of Christ." "Amen." "Tell me if you like the tamarindo." "Thank you." "Agustina." "Father!" "This is Father Amaro." "Welcome." "I'm glad to see you, Father." "Nice to meet you." "Hello." "Likewise." "My daughter told me." "Very young and very handsome." "Priests are neither young nor handsome." "We are ministers of the Lord." "What did I say?" "Don't pay him any mind." "He's just a grouchy old Spaniard." "But you ended up in the best place to eat in the whole town." "I have mole de olla and some bean picaditas." "Picaditas." "Yes?" "And for you?" "Your chicken broth." "Thank you." "Saturday afternoon we're having the meeting I told you about with the diocese priests." "The bishop is worried about Father Natalio." "He's very headstrong." "Good afternoon, Father." "Good afternoon." "Good afternoon." "What would you like to drink?" "Sangria, a cold beer?" "Just water, please." "She's Sanjuanera's daughter." "I wanted to apologize about the other day." "l never thought you were a priest." "Well, now you know, child." "For you, tequila, right?" "Yes." "I haven't told you about our construction underway." "What construction?" "A clinic on the outskirts of town for the diocese." "The bishop asked me to build it." "l could take him to the clinic." "No." "Martin will go." "That's what the sexton is for." "Go on." "is this it?" "Wow!" "I didn't think it was so big." "My goodness, it's huge!" "Father Benito calls it a clinic but it will be a full-fledged hospital." "Look, come over here." "On this side will be the old people's home." "And over here the orphanage." "And all the rest is for the sick." "The people around here are very generous with their donations." "Yes, especially the mayor and his wife Amparito." "She's very religious." "Good afternoon." "I see you're a big hit." "Except with my boyfriend." "The boy you were in mass with?" "Yeah, the big dope." "Did you break up?" "No, I'm just not in love." "Do you know the only one I am devoted to?" "Just to God." "Oh, that's nice." "Careful!" "Careful!" "l slipped." "You okay?" "Yes. I'm fine." "Yes?" "Thank you, Father." "No, no." "Don't do that." "Good morning." "Good morning." "Hello." "Sanjuanera?" "How are you?" "This is Ruben calling." "is Amelia around?" "This is the third time I've called her." "Yes, please tell her I need to talk to her." "She has my number, it's 1 2-34-26, extension 1 1 7." "Yes, tell her I miss her." "Okay, see you later, ma'am." "Thank you very much." "Divine." "Father, Father." "Now that you know my sins, I want you to know my virtues." "This is for our Lady's altar." "She granted me a big miracle." "And my husband sends this." "It's for the hospital center." "Thank you." "I am Amparito, at your service." "The mayor's wife." "Thank you." "Holy Mary." "Conceived without sin." "Tell me your sins, child." "Have you no sins?" "Yes." "I confess that I am very sensual, Father." "What do you mean by sensual?" "Well, I'm very intense." "I like to kiss my boyfriend, and touch myself." "You touch each other?" "No." "No, I touch myself, Father." "In the shower, taking a bath." "I like to feel the water falling on my body, and I caress myself." "is that a sin?" "No." "No, sensuality is no sin." "The body and the soul are the same essence. lt's normal." "But when I caress myself I close my eyes and I think...." "What do you think about?" "Jesus." "What Jesus?" "Jesus, our Lord, Father." "is that a sin?" "Yes, that is a sin." "Her mother died the day she was born." "It's always been like this." "She can't walk." "She's like a little animal." "And sometimes she has fits." "is she a girl?" "Her name is Getsemani." "That's how Father Benito baptized her." "Can she talk?" "When she wants to." "Come on, Getsemani, say hello to Father Amaro." "Hello, hello." "But she understands everything." "Do you think the devil is inside her, Father?" "No, of course not." "Father Benito exorcised her once." "What do the doctors say?" "They've tried everything and nothing works." "Not doctors, nor witch doctors." "Now I just give her some pills to calm her down!" "That's it, that's it." "Look, look." "Do it!" "Look, look!" "Goal!" "What a goal!" "No, Father, he was offside." "That's a goal." "He was offside." "You're not even watching the game." "Turn that off, damn it." "There are only five minutes left." "Not another minute!" "Let's get to business." "I don't think anyone else is coming." "Father Galvan is in the kitchen." "We could finish watching the game." "No matter." "What were you talking about?" "The game, Father." "What else?" "Father Amaro here was giving us his view on celibacy." "Yes. lf celibacy were optional the church would avoid a lot of trouble, don't you think?" "That's bullshit!" "You'd sooner see a Mexican pope than an end to the vow of celibacy." "Besides, what do we care?" "What we care about now are the accusations against you Father Natalio." "What is this about, Father?" "Clear the way, gentlemen!" "You've never tasted anything like this." "To welcome Father Amaro, monsignor's favorite." "Don't say that." "And why not?" "The bishop himself just told me so." ""This is my beloved son in whom I take great pleasure."" "Don't blaspheme, Father Galvan." "l'm sorry, but it's true." "Help yourselves, help yourselves." "You'll be licking your fingers." "Before we know it, they'll name him adjunct bishop." "No." "I would like to know what the accusations against me are." "The effects of your damned liberation theology." "What does liberation theology have to do--?" "The Bishop has exact information, very precise, Father Natalio that you are protecting or helping guerrillas in your area." "What guerrillas?" "You give them weapons, or hide them for them." "Lies!" "That isn't true." "There are no guerrillas, just drug lords." "The Aguilar brothers' drug traffickers." "Chato Aguilar's men." "l'm talking about guerrillas." "l'm talking about traffickers." "The kind who invade peasant lands, force people to plant poppies and threaten or kill them if they refuse to work for them." "Gunmen and drug lords." "They are in my community and they murder my people!" "The bishop knows well of your helping the guerrillas." "Then the bishop knows Chato Aguilar launders money with donations." "All for your damn hospital center." "You don't understand anything!" "l understand it all!" "I know what goes on in my community." "Well, if you won't listen to me, face the consequences, Father Natalio." "Don't spoil our gathering, Natalio." "Let's have a good time." "l'm drunk as a skunk." "l'll hold him on this side." "One, two...." "But how about those chiles rellenos?" "Weren't they amazing?" "Yes." "Especially for you God's favorite." "Thank you, Galvan." "Careful." "I would like you to visit my community up near the mountains, so you could see how we work." "What's that you said about the donations?" "I suspect it, but I don't really know." "I guess I went too far, right?" "Excuse me." "Why not anymore?" "You know." "But I could come when he is saying mass." "Don't try my patience, for God's sake." "Or you could come to my house when Amelia isn't home." "You don't care about me anymore?" "Excuse me, Father." "Do you have any clothes to wash?" "l washed them myself." "Thanks." "I'm so glad to see you, Father, because well, I wanted to ask you a favor." "It's Amelia, Father." "She broke up with her boyfriend, who is really a good guy." "And now the poor thing is crying his heart out." "Where do I come in?" "You have so much influence on her, Father." "Convince her to make up with him." "I'll try." "But I can't convince her of anything she doesn't want." "Go on, it won't hurt you to help her." "Make her happy." "Okay." "You're going to get better, okay?" "First things first." "The body of Christ." "Amen." "You old bitch!" "No, no, Martin!" "No, Martin, no!" "I'm here for Father Benito." "Just a second." "Father." "Yes?" "Someone to see you." "He looks like a hit man." "Yes, I'm all ready." "Where are you going?" "To a baptism." "Where?" "At the hacienda." "What hacienda?" "Son, you ask more questions than the bishop." "The hacienda." "Tiburón." "Welcome, Father Benito." "Here I am, Don Chato." "Here I am." "You look well." "Yes." "Everything in order?" "Everything." "And this mess with the dollars?" "l exchanged them at a very good price." "Where is the little one?" "Over there." "You're going to get stuffed with succulent barbecue." "I can't eat too much or I won't fit into my vestments." "Tell me, when are you going to visit the clinic?" "I baptize you with the name of Maria Elena in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit Amen." "Nice pictures?" "I'd like to buy some from you." "I'd pay you well." "I'm in a lot of them." "I work for Mr. Aguilar." "I don't even develop them." "I give him the film and that's it." "That's too bad." "Galarza wants to see you." "Thanks." "What's up?" "Look at this, Ruben." "Chato Aguilar." "And Father Benito." "The priest is from your hometown, right?" "How did you get these?" "A present someone brought me." "Someone who wants to fuck over Chato Aguilar." "Chato Aguilar or Father Benito?" "I could just publish them and be done with it but it's worth investigating." "It's a big story." "Interested?" "It's my town, everyone knows me there." "If you don't want to do it, I'll give it to Ramiro." "It's up to you." "Fuck it. I'll do it." "And not just the hospital center, there's more." "Then the whole construction is with Chato Aguilar's money." "That's right." "Here are the contracts, costs...." "Goddamn, this is a lot." "And there's still more." "Here are testimonials from people in the mountains." "What's that about?" "About Father Natalio." "A guy named Natalio Perez who lives in the hills and joined the guerrilla." "Didn't you know?" "No." "Hey, but where did you get all these facts?" "Son, a lot of investigating and some help." "You know, I should have been a reporter." "Thank you." "Could I have more lime?" "Oops." "Sorry." "Forgive me." "Great!" "This will boost circulation in a hurry." "Damn!" "You almost didn't make it, man." "See you around." "Hello." "Here you are, Don Matias." "Good morning." "Good morning." "Have you seen this, Sanjuanera?" "CHURCH linked TO DRUGS AND guerrilla" "Holy Mother of God!" "And I thought you were the one paying for the hospital center." "What we gave would only have been enough for a clinic." "But damn Father Benito wanted more." "Did you see who signed the article?" "Ruben." "What Ruben?" "Ruben de la Rosa." "The son of Don Paco, the heretic." "Damn Father Benito, son of a...." "You have to do something, Gordo." "You're the mayor." "No way!" "You have to keep your distance from priests, like Benito Juarez said." "Father Natalio is late." "You can bet he isn't coming." "I told him not to mess with the rebels." "But he was pig-headed!" "The accusations against him aren't clear and refutable." "The journalist states opinion, not facts." "He says his people have nothing to do with guerrillas." "I believe him." "And what about Chato Aguilar, Father?" "That's an entirely different thing." "I always thought...have thought that we shouldn't be too picky about money for good works." "Even if it comes from Chato Aguilar?" "lt's laundering drug money." "The true cleansing is in the eyes of God." "It is bad money that turns good." "Yes, hello?" "Yes, speaking, Bishop." "I want to tell you...." "Yes, yes, but...." "l understand, Bishop." "Yes, yes." "As you wish. lf you'd like, I can go tomorrow." "Oh. I'll tell him right away." "Yes." "Conceived without sin." "Do you want me to go with you?" "No, not me." "He doesn't want to see me." "He just wants you to go." "Extension 1 5, please." "You are a son of a bitch, Ruben!" "Idiot, dope, faggot, damned apostate!" "Renegade, asshole two-legged insect!" "It was all a lie, wasn't it, Father?" "What?" "What the newspapers say about Father Benito." "Pure slander, Martin." "I think the devil came to this town many years ago, Father." "He built his lair here." "The bishop is expecting you, Father." "Wait here, Martin." "What a joy to see you, son!" "Come in, come in." "Put me through to the mayor of Los Reyes, Sister." "Have a seat." "Thank you." "We are here to address heaven's issues on Earth." "See why I sent you to Los Reyes?" "That Benito is a calamity." "Look at the scandal he got us into." "All because he is so stubborn about having a first-world hospital." "Did you know about Chato Aguilar, Monsignor?" "Where sin is plentiful, grace will be more plentiful, son." "Even saints make mistakes." "The important thing is to recognize them." "Don't make a sour face." "For God all things can be remedied." "I already spoke with the director of that rag." "We're going to publish a rebuttal." "You will write it." "Yes, Sister?" "Hello?" "Gordo." "The bishop is on the phone." "Those priests. I'm not going." "No, no." "At your service, Bishop." "No, no. lt's just a lot of noise about nothing." "No, Bishop." "Don't say that." "I can't say I gave all that money." "It's in the millions." "They'll lynch me." "Oh, that's okay." "If you take responsibility for half, I'll vouch for the other half." "Fine." "Perfect. I'll send the fax to the newspaper tomorrow." "Yes, Bishop." "See you later." "Will everything be all right now?" "Yes, yes, yes." "There's no worse politics than black politics." "Fucking priests." "Don't let your party hear you, they'll burn you alive." "I govern for the people, not the party." "No shit?" "For his activities, I'll take Father Natalio out of his community." "He swears there are no guerrillas in his area." "I'll lock him up with the nuns." "Let him take care of them." "Bishop, if you will allow me an opinion" "Relax, son." "I know how tiresome all this is for you." "But first we have to get the work done." "Then you will come to my side and learn to run the diocese." "Thank you." "Goodbye, son." "Isn't that excessive?" "No, it seems fair to me." "What if we decide not to run your rebuttal?" "Your newspaper is doing well." "The readers have trusted us for years." "We always report the truth." "And is truth supported by readers, or ads?" "It would only take the bishop one phone call to end the advertising." "He wouldn't do such a thing, of course." "The rebuttal is to go on the front page, in big type." "The mayor's statement, well put that wherever you like." "But I can't fire de la Rosa." "I don't want to hurt anyone." "Just find him a job somewhere else." "Come in, Ruben." "You know Father Amaro, don't you?" "Yes." "Well, Mr. Galarza, nice to meet you." "But these are all lies." "What I wrote was the facts, not this bullshit!" "I'm talking to you, asshole!" "Think you can make a fool of me?" "Calm down, Ruben!" "Sit down." "This is all bullshit." "Sit down." "I'm sorry." "It gets worse." "They're asking for your head." "It was around here but I don't remember." "It's very difficult." "Go on to the curve." "On this side. lt's still good." "Can I help?" "Please, Father." "There it is." "Done." "Thanks." "Hello." "l'm glad you came." "You read what they printed in the newspapers?" "Newspapers don't make it up here." "Let's go over there." "Make sure those are tight, Lucas." "Okay." "Excuse me." "Thank you." "Benito looks good." "He's photogenic." "With his buddy, Chato Aguilar." "That misunderstanding has been settled." "Really?" "You believe that?" "Then the rest is also a misunderstanding." "There are no guerrillas here." "But people have to defend themselves." "Yes, I believe you." "But I'm not speaking for myself." "I'm speaking for the bishop." "What's this?" ""A decision...."" "Can you imagine me in a convent full of nuns?" "I'd drink all the eggnog." "It's an order from your bishop." "I don't give a shit." "You are bound to obedience, Natalio." "My only obedience is to God, and to my people." "Come up here for a few days." "Come on." "So you can see how we follow the gospel to the letter." "You could be suspended." "Maybe excommunicated." "No." "Tell the bishop I said no." "He can do whatever the hell he wants." "Saint Paul tells us:" ""When Jesus rises up in heaven with his powerful angels in a tongue of flame and takes vengeance on those who know not God and do not obey the gospel of our Lord Jesus they will suffer eternal pain and ruin far from the presence of the Lord..." "...and the glory of his power."" "He's right." "Dear brothers slander and defamation have fallen like a deluge the confused mind of a brother of ours." "Our neighbor has chosen to smear the good and noble actions..." "...begun by Father Benito." "Bastards." "All the worst for him." "Because our Lord will judge him when his time comes." "Let us be understanding." "Because the Lord tells us:" "Do not allow this evil to conquer you." "On the contrary, conquer evil with goodness." "Goodness?" "What?" "What?" "Today we can be thankful to God because the slander did not trouble our consciences." "In the face of slander, shines truth." "In the face of hatred, shines love." "Amid blasphemy, shines forgiveness." "Forgiveness?" "We mustn't forgive." "We can't allow that." "Long live Father Benito!" "Silence!" "Heretics!" "You're a bunch of heretics!" "Be quiet!" "You be quiet!" "Dionisia!" "What racket." "Calm down." "Calm down!" "Heretics!" "Don't be crazy!" "Heretics!" "Heretics!" "Heretics!" "Long live Christ the King!" "l have stuffed crab." "l want my chalupas, like always." "Oh, Don Matias, I'll get them in a moment." "Good evening." "Come in." "Where is Father Benito?" "He doesn't feel well." "What?" "lt's nothing serious." "No, I still have to go see him." "Tell Amelia to take charge." "Excuse me." "Good evening." "Good evening, Father." "Good evening." "Good evening." "How are you, Father?" "I so wanted to see you." "Very upset and hurt by all that's happened." "The people went too far." "Don Paco deserved it." "He started the whole thing." "Don't say that, Amelia." "Luckily it wasn't serious." "How is Ruben?" "I don't know." "And I don't care." "My chalupas, Amelia." "What's the problem?" "Nothing serious." "This time it's not the heart." "He's severely depressed, but he'll come out of it soon." "With two days rest and spirit." "Keep up your spirits, Father." "See you later." "Thank you, doctor." "I'll stop by your office to pay you later." "You see?" "When will you learn?" "It's the price I must pay for my sin." "What sin?" "Ours." "Now wait just a minute." "When Cipriano left me who was the only one who helped me?" "Remember?" "You." "I brought you to wallow in my bed." "You gave me back my life." "I made you into the priest's whore." "And for that love, I shall go to hell." "Listen to me." "What was it you told me about hell?" "You don't remember, do you?" "The only hell is loneliness." "Did I say that?" "That's what you told me." "I hope God sees it that way, Agustina." "There, there, stop thinking." "You need to rest." "Why don't you close your eyes?" "Maybe you can sleep for a little while." "If not for Doc, I wouldn't have known." "That's what telephones are for." "Why should I have told you?" "I didn't want you to come in this time of fanatical crusaders." "Just like living under Franco!" "Well, I'm coming to get you." "To take you to the city." "Are you crazy?" "You'll get better treatment." "l'm not moving from here at all." "Oh, Dad." "What's the matter?" "You haven't gotten a job?" "Oh, God." "Come on, don't act like a victim, son." "Lift your head up." "Lift your head up." "Smile." "That's it." "What you have to do is get a job at a newspaper with big circulation." "Because I have some news about the priests...." "You're going to fall over!" "Remember Father Natalio, the guerrilla?" "Yes." "Well he confronted the bishop." "And what do you think?" "Now they want to excommunicate him." "Wow!" "Cheers to Father Natalio!" "Cheers." "Amelia!" "Let go of me!" "Let's talk." "l don't want anything with you!" "Get lost!" "Wait." "Don't you get it?" "I loathe you!" "That's not true." "Do you feel better, Father?" "Better, better." "I'm not numb anymore." "Defend yourself, you son of a bitch!" "Come on, faggot!" "Come on, asshole!" "My goodness!" "Fucking priest, don't you have any balls?" "Just you and me!" "Shithead priest!" "Come on, asshole!" "Son of a bitch!" "You fucked up, Rubencito." "We're putting you away for three weeks, or more." "No, it's okay. I'm fine with this." "Thank you." "Ready to make your statement, Father?" "No, I'm not going to press charges." "I forgive you, Ruben." "Are you crying?" "Over Ruben?" "No, over you." "Over all you have suffered without complaining." "In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Ghost...." "Go in peace." "Amen." "Mary, Mother of God." "Conceived without sin." "l absolve" "Father!" "What?" "What do you mean, "what"?" "Tell me your sins." "You know them." "What about yours?" "Forgive me, I was out of line." "What do you think about love?" "Love is the motor of the world, Amelia." "Love believes everything expects everything bears everything." "Saint Paul says in Corinthians" "Stop playing dumb!" "About our love." "What do you think about that?" "It is a gift." "God blesses us through this love." "We have to be careful." "People wouldn't understand." "Go on, now." "Go." "Martin." "Were you planning on going out, Father?" "The distributor isn't working." "No, no, I was just taking a walk around here." "Father Benito should buy another truck, don't you think?" "El Gato is selling one." "How is Getsemani doing?" "Getsemani?" "Have you taken her to the doctor?" "Yes." "He gave her some medicine." "Do you want to come in?" "I'd like that." "Hello." "What about that room?" "Are you using it?" "My son Lencho would stay here when he'd come to Los Reyes." "Martin, I want to ask you a favor." "Do you know Amelia?" "Sanjuanera's daughter." "Yes, a very pious child." "She wants to become a nun." "She doesn't want anyone to know." "And I offered to prepare her, and, well, in secret but I don't have a place." "It could be here." "Already?" "Yes." "You look happy, child." "I'm so glad you finally decided to tell that Ruben to bug off." "It was about time." "The cheese, child." "Here." "Excuse me." "Thank you, sweetie." "You're welcome." "Delicious." "Cheese?" "Yes, thank you." "Pardon my hand." "Cheese?" "No, no thank you." "You need anything?" "Nothing, thank you." "What a lovely girl." "Very pious, intelligent and church-going." "Did I tell you, Father?" "Amelia is going to give Getsemani catechism classes." "Aren't you, Amelia?" "What poppycock!" "Who is Getsemani?" "A retarded child." "She doesn't understand a thing." "The poor wretch can't even talk." "All the more merit." "You're wasting your time, child." "You won't last a week." "The feeble-minded need God too." "Don't they, Father Galvan?" "Yes, yes, of course." "We all need God." "Want some more horchata?" "Yes, thank you." "I found a place." "Look." "This one is the Holy Spirit." "See his little wings?" "This is the Virgin Mary." "And this one is Jesus the baby." "Look, this man with a beard...." "Look at him, he's God." "Look closely at the drawings and I'll be back to tell you the story." "Okay?" "Look at them." "As the lily among thorns" "So is my beloved among maidens" "Thy hair" "Is as a flock of goats that appear From Mount Gilead" "Thy lips are like a ribbon of scarlet" "That's from the Song of Songs." "It's a holy book." "Thy two breasts are like two young roes That are twins" "Which feed among the lilies" "The joints of thy thighs are like jewels" "Thy navel" "Is like a round goblet Which wanteth not liquor" "Thy belly is like a heap of wheat Set about with lilies" "A fountain of gardens" "A well of living waters" "And streams from Lebanon" "Thy lips, o my spouse Drop as the honeycomb" "Honey and milk are under thy tongue" "And the smell of thy garments Is like the smell of Lebanon" "The commandments of the law of God are 1 0." "The first:" "Thou shall love God above all things." "The second:" "Thou shall not take the name of the Lord in vain." "The third:" "Thou shall observe the holy days." "The fourth:" "Thou shall honor thy father and thy mother." "The fifth:" "Thou shall not kill." "The sixth:" "Thou shall not fornicate." "The seventh" "Miss!" "What does thou shall not "formicate" mean?" "It means that you don't eat meat during holy week, Chente." "The seventh." "The seventh...." "Leaving, Father?" "l have to visit someone who is sick." "l came for confession." "I brought you a present." "I made it for the altar to the Virgin." "It's lovely. I'll take it." "Thank you, Amparito." "Thank you." "Come visit me at my house some time." "Good afternoon, Father." "Wait a minute." "What?" "No." "What?" "Let me see it on you." "Yes?" "You are more beautiful than the Virgin." "I don't want any more scandals." "Just imagine if the newspapers do another number on us." "Be patient with him, Bishop." "Father Natalio is acting in good faith." "I've given him more than enough time to come around." "May I express an opinion?" "Of course, son." "That's why I call you, to advise me." "If you send him to some other peasant community in another diocese, I think he would accept." "You're too good." "Well, give me time for God to enlighten me." "Did you tell the Bishop about the child Amelia?" "What?" "That you are preparing her, as a nun." "Oh, yes." "We talked a long time in confidence." "I think the Bishop would like the Order of the Clares for her." "How is she doing?" "Who?" "The child Amelia." "With her studies, I mean." "Fine." "She seems to have a vocation." "I want to love you without hiding." "In front of everyone." "No, it can't be done." "Our love is unique." "What?" "It's spiritual, right?" "No. lt's carnal." "I know, the flesh and the spirit are one and the same essence." "But it isn't true." "Lots of priests hang up their cassocks and marry." "Well, I won't." "Why not?" "We could go far away." "Where?" "Anywhere." "For what?" "So I could end up teaching civics?" "What about all my studies?" "That's not the important thing." "No, the important thing is my vocation." "Besides, I can do so much for people as a priest." "Martin." "Do you know the Clare nuns, Father?" "I think they have a convent in Santa Marta." "Why?" "Because little Amelia wants to become a nun with them." "Amelia, a nun?" "That's what Father Amaro said." "He has been preparing her for a long time." "For a long time?" "Where?" "In a little room, out by the workshop." "He says it's a secret." "Where is he?" "She's just a child." "Didn't you notice?" "We both know what we are doing." "You are a priest." "l'm also a man." "You took a vow of chastity." "Because I was forced to." "I'm going to have to inform the bishop." "No, you won't say anything, Father." "Just wait and see." "Then I will tell him what I know about Sanjuanera." "It's not the same thing, damn it!" "Sanjuanera is different." "That poor woman-- -lt's the same, Father." "Are you blackmailing me?" "The host is sacred!" "You'll be damned, you little brats!" "Blessed and praised be the host consecrated unto God...." "Guess who called my boyfriend?" "Who?" "Ruben." "He said he's working at another newspaper in Mexico City." "What's that to me?" "You still hate him?" "I do." "Why so much--?" "Amelia!" "I'll see you." "I need to talk to you." "We have to find another place." "l'm pregnant." "Are you sure?" "is that all you can say to me?" "May I talk to you, Father?" "To confess?" "No, I just want to talk." "You're in big trouble, boy." "I do want to confess." "Father, I have sinned." "Hail Mary, full of grace." "I have lied." "I have committed the sin of pride." "I abused the trust of people who opened their house to me." "Like Herod, I chopped off innocent heads." "I have offended God." "I have committed the sin of lust." "I fornicated with a virgin who was a child!" "He must go to Mexico City immediately." "l'll go with him." "How are we going to get him to Mexico City now?" "It is quite a severe coronary." "But how can we take him by plane?" "By anything, but hurry." "From where?" "Figure out where." "Hello?" "Put me through to Don Chato, please." "Mr." "Chato Aguilar." "You can't call him." "Father Benito." "No!" "We're talking about his life!" "Be careful, son." "He's very fragile." "It looks bad, really." "We'll get in touch later." "I'm giving you just enough time to find another job." "I didn't want to hurt you, Father." "By the time Father Benito gets back there will be another sexton here, okay?" "You haven't been to the restaurant." "Nor you to mass." "We have to talk about my pregnancy." "Have you told your mother?" "No one." "I don't know what to do." "I can't think." "You could go to Villa Aldama." "Stay there nine months and put the baby up for adoption." "is that what you want?" "For me to give my baby away?" "Listen to me, Amelia." "I'm a priest." "I can't jeopardize my priesthood." "Besides, you knew that from the beginning." "No!" "I'll have my baby here!" "I don't care if everyone knows it's yours!" "Don't say stupid things." "lt is yours!" "Shut up, you dumb bitch!" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Forgive me." "Forgive me." "Forgive me." "Ruben is here." "Ruben your boyfriend?" "He's working in Mexico City." "He came to see his father." "Have you seen him?" "Maybe he'll want to marry me." "Would you like that?" "To save my baby, I would do anything." "Hello." "Hello." "What are you doing here?" "Can I talk to you?" "Could you forget it all?" "I've forgotten it." "You wanted to marry me, remember?" "Yes." "I would have done anything for you." "Not anymore?" "Take me to Mexico City with you." "You don't love me anymore, do you?" "No, not anymore." "My love ended." "Forgive me for blurting it out like this." "That's okay." "Of course I'm worried about his condition." "But alas, only God knows, son." "Father Benito has fulfilled his mission on earth." "Let me know when you hear anything." "Meanwhile, you take over his affairs." "You understand, right?" "We're going to renew construction on the hospital." "No, no, no." "What concerns me most right now is Father Natalio." "If he won't accept another diocese, I can't wait any longer." "If you can't sort it out, who can?" "Excommunication, son." "A decree to be read in all the churches and all over the country." "He won't even be able to get into the rural schools." "You must deliver it to him personally." "And we'll see." "Either he gives in or he's fucked." "Let me know." "Yes." "Did you talk to Ruben?" "Yes." "Yes, of course." "I have a suggestion, Amelia." "Do you know where Dionisia lives?" "Here?" "Good evening." "Good evening." "Dionisia?" "What a surprise!" "What an honor!" "Come in, Father dear, come in." "Look, this is my private church." "Let me introduce you to my saints." "Here is my Saint Anthony, Saint Joseph, my Virgin of Guadalupe...." "Sit down, Father." "l'm in a hurry." "Yes." "And how is the little girl?" "Happy." "Listen, I heard in confession that you know a doctor...." "A doctor, I don't know...." "One of those who does...." "Does what, Father?" "Brings children into the world." "And also...." "Mother of God!" "The girl is pregnant?" "No." "What you want is an abortion, Father." "I don't know if this is enough." "No, it takes a lot more." "But don't worry." "We'll settle up later." "First let me see." "Yes." "l'll let you know in time." "God bless you, Father." "Yes." "Excuse me." "Mother of Jesus." "Pray for him." "Mother of divine grace." "Pray for him." "Tower of David." "Pray for him." "Tower of ivory." "Pray for him." "House of gold." "Pray for him." "Heaven's gate." "Pray for him." "Refuge for sinners." "Pray for him." "Consolation of the afflicted." "Pray for him." "Aid for Christians." "Pray for him." "Queen of angels." "Pray for him." "Queen of the apostles." "Pray for him." "Queen of the patriarchs." "Pray for him." "Queen of all the saints." "Pray for him." "Queen of the apostles." "Pray for him." "Queen of prophets." "Pray for him." "They found Lucas in a canyon." "Three years ago they killed his father and two brothers." "Chato Aguilar's men." "What about the municipal guards?" "They help them." "But someone should be told." "The authorities." "If you only knew of all we've accomplished." "Things are settled differently around here." "Don't worry." "Can I ask you a moral question?" "Well, I don't know a lot about moral theology, but...." "Ask away." "What do you think about abortion?" "We don't have that problem around here." "But in your parish you do, huh?" "I don't know. ln some cases, one would have to consider it." "Yes." "And how is the bishop?" "Look, he sent you a fax." "It's a suspension ad divinis against you." "And excommunication too." "You are out of the church now, Natalio." "You can't officiate, or give the sacraments anymore." "You have to go before the bishop." "No I'm not going before anyone." "Out of the church." "If they want to kick me out, I'm already here." "I'll stay on as just another peasant." "I chose this path." "And you?" "Believe me, I admire you, Natalio." "Well, I have to go." "Holy Virgin among virgins don't let me fall, or lose my way in adversity." "I have been your faithful son since I was a child." "You have protected me along the path of duty." "Do not forsake me in this crucial hour." "My Mother, grant me a miracle, please." "Save me, Holy Mother." "My mother called from Mexico City." "What happened?" "They've operated on Father Benito." "They'll be back in two weeks." "That's good." "What you told me over the phone, I thought about it." "No." "No." "Think about it more." "You have to do it of your own free will." "Heaven purify my soul." "My spirit is filled with emotion when I contemplate the blessings of my Lord." "You have shed your light on your servant...." "Grant me a miracle, Holy Mother." "Save me." "Friday at 2 in the morning." "Bring double the amount that you gave me." "Right on time, Father." "As you should be." "And the girl?" "Don't tell me she chickened out?" "Too bad, Father." "Straight ahead, straight ahead." "Take the next turnoff to the left." "It's all very clean." "It's a hospital." "Wait. I want to talk to the doctor." "You can't go in." "I'll take care of it." "l have to see the place." "No." "The money." "Come, come, Amelita." "Everything will be fine." "Ask God to watch over you." "Pray for me, okay?" "Come, Amelia, come." "Come, child." "I'll be here, I'll be here." "Good evening, young man." "Good evening." "Don't you remember me?" "No." "We met on a bus." "When we were held up, remember?" "Oh, yes." "I always remember how good you were." "There aren't people like that, anywhere." "I couldn't open the store with my grandson, like I told you." "I wandered around and around." "Until I got a job here as a night watchman and handyman." "Here at the hospital?" "That's what they call it." "You came for them to relieve your girlfriend?" "I came for them to relieve me." "Don't worry." "They all come out okay." "Screwed, but content." "God willing." "A hemorrhage!" "It won't stop!" "What?" "We're treating her, get out!" "You can't take her!" "Out of my way!" "She'll bleed to death!" "Wait!" "She's bleeding to death." "Go straight." "ln Santa Marta..." "Open it." "...there is a good hospital." "Yes, I know, doctor." "I have to go. I have to go!" "Take me, take me!" "Take me!" "Christ, sanctify me!" "Body of Christ, save me!" "Passion of Christ, comfort me!" "Blood of Christ, intoxicate me!" "Good Jesus, hear me!" "I don't want to die." "You won't die." "You won't die." "Thy two breasts are like two young roes That are twins...." "Wait, Amelita, wait for me." "Wait, Amelita." "Amelita?" "Poor little girl. imagine that." "What happened?" "Well, it turns out that Ruben Don Paco's son, got her pregnant." "Imagine that." "What a bastard." "Well, the poor thing was desperate." "She went to one of those horrid clinics to get rid of the baby." "Father Amaro, who is a saint I don't know how he did it, went to save her." "Did he save her?" "He got her out of there and took her to a hospital in Santa Marta." "But the poor thing had already bled to death." "And she died?" "Yes, she died." "How awful." "Gordo, you have to close those clinics down." "Today, okay?" "The holy sacrifice of mass which we celebrate today we offer for the soul of our dear sister Amelia." "Lord grant her eternal rest and may His perpetual light shine upon her." "In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost." "Amen." "The Lord be with you." "And with your spirit." "The grace of our Lord Jesus the love of the Father and the communion of the Holy Ghost be with you all." "And with your spirit." "l confess..." "l confess before God almighty and before you, brothers that I have sinned greatly in thought, word, deed and by omission." "For my faults, my faults, my great faults." "For these I pray to Holy Mary, always Virgin and the angels and the saints and all of you, my brothers who intercede for me before God our Lord." | {
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"Kopperia no hitsugi" "Nagareru namida wa mou karehate" "Chi ni ueta kodoku" "Shi wa tenshi no nikoge no nioi o sasete mau" "Kuroi taiyou ga shizumanu machi de" "Dare mo ga damatte kijutsu-meki hataraku" "Anata ni aenai" "Koko de wa aenai" "Warera sukuitamaeru kami" "Kopperia no hitsugi" "Hito wa odori-tsukareta ningyou" "Saidan no hitsuji" "Kikai-jikake no yume wa doko ni mukatte yuku" "Kopperia no hitsugi" "Kurayami kara mezameru hikari yo" "Saidan no hitsuji" "Neji no togireta yume wa doko ni mukatte iku" "Noir..." "It is the name of an ancient fate." "Two maidens who govern death." "The peace of the newly born, their black hands protect." "Five, six, seven..." "Oh, it's Papa!" "I'm home, Henri." "Papa, welcome back!" "Hello, Dear." "You're early today." "Yeah, I finished my work earlier than I expected." "Louis sure is sleeping well." "He was being awful until just a minute ago." "He wouldn't stop crying." "Really?" "Oh yeah, Henri, tomorrow, let's go together to buy that game you wanted." "Really?" "!" "All right!" "– Isn't that great?" "– Really?" "!" "All right!" "Isn't that great?" "[Daily Bread]" "It's a job." "What should we do?" "Well, let's look into it." "Bored?" "Come on, let's head home." "O benevolent God, through the death and resurrection of Your own son, Christ," "You bestowed upon the faithful the hope of eternal life and resurrection." "Allow those laid to rest today to rest in peace until the day of resurrection." "May they receive the joy of eternal life through Christ, who is our life and resurrection." "I need to talk to you." "– In the name of our Lord, Jesus Christ." "– I need to talk to you." "– In the name of our Lord, Jesus Christ." "– Then we can go back to the Public Peace Department... – In the name of our Lord, Jesus Christ." "– No, let's talk in my car." "No, let's talk in my car." "– Amen." "– No, let's talk in my car." "Amen." "The man that was killed was an officer of the National MP Anti-Terrorist Unit." "I hate that we can only say to the public that he was a policeman, when he was a hero who gave his life for his country." "I feel the same." "This is the third man." "The first two were petty officers of GIGN." "And now a commissioned officer." "How the hell did they find out the identity of the GIGN members?" "Vice-Chief, you don't think..." "We cannot deny the possibility that the information was leaked from our department." "For our part, at the very least, I would like to have a report readied for the Ministry of National Defense." "Is that clear?" "I understand." "I will begin the investigation immediately." "With absolute secrecy." "Yes, Sir." "I hope that our fears turn out to be unfounded." "I shall also pray that it is so." "There we go." "All's well with the world, I guess." "Would you get that knife for me?" "Sure." "Here." "Thank you." "That's our daily bread." "In other words, Heaven's blessing." "Why don't you eat it as though you're enjoying it more?" "I am enjoying it." "You don't look it at all." "Really?" "Yes, really." "You don't remember anything about yourself." "What about me?" "Mireille Bouquet, a most trustworthy assassin for hire." "I see." "Then shall we move on to the more important topic?" "I know you found more than just this gun." "You have one more thing that you're hiding." "Take it out." "Thanks to you, we were able to execute those dogs." "Those three dogs of GIGN." "There's no fool like a ferocious dog that's loyal to his master." "You're contributing towards the future of France, a true patriot." "And the money?" "The usual." "More importantly, what about the Public Peace Department?" "Don't worry." "I am with you." "I'm counting on you, comrade." "I'll see you here again next week." "Our target is Director of France's National Public Peace Department," "Jean Jacques Legrand." "And..." "Key officer in the leading faction of the People's Armed Alliance, a far right terrorist organization, Pierre Cressoy." "So Legrand sold GIGN's roster to this guy." "And in return, he got information from Cressoy and improved his conviction rate." "Our client is another faction of the People's Armed Alliance." "They were burned by information that the leading faction leaked, so they're out to get rid of the leading faction's key officer and Legrand in one shot." "Well, both of them are pretty worthless, but the fee isn't too bad." "Here he comes." "It's just like the client said." "There's definitely a link between Legrand and Cressoy." "This is the leading faction's hideout." "I don't know how they got such a property in this day and age." "These are the blueprints for that building." "The emergency exits are here and here." "The front was blocked, so our paths of entry will be limited." "There are two routes." "I'll cover the main one." "You take the remaining escape route." "Welcome to our fort, comrade." "It had better be really important for you to have sent for me." "Yeah, it probably is." "What's this about?" "The activities of one of our other factions have been bothering me for the past few days." "So I captured one of them, just for kicks." "What?" "This way." "He was tough, but he spilled his guts an hour ago." "It seems the branch faction hired a hitman to kill you and me." "You're certain?" "Yeah, sounds like something they'd come up with." "And did you get the assassin's name out of him?" "The codename is Noir." "He doesn't seem to know anything beyond that." "Noir?" "!" "That Noir?" "!" "No, it can't be." "You recognize it?" "Yes, I do." "That name holds a special meaning in the underworld." "In the past, we, the French National Public Peace Department, have also hired Noir for jobs." "But that was back in the seventies." "Does this mean that Noir has become active again?" "Or is someone completely unrelated calling himself Noir?" "No matter who Noir is, we know that he's coming." "We have plenty of options available to us." "Don't worry, we'll gather our members right away." "What about him?" "Do whatever you want." "You go around to the emergency exit with the Director." "Got it." "The rest of you, follow me." "Damn it!" "It can't be!" "How can..." "You... you're Noir?" "!" "Your work is always so vulgar, you know?" "Looks like today will be a beautiful day." "Daily bread..." "I make a living by killing people." "But then why don't I feel sad?" "If we could find that out," "I'd be able to kill you and be done with it." "Sotto furerarete" "Kono hoho no tsumetasa ni yatto kizuita" "Asa me ga samete" "Tori no koe ni hajimete kizuku you ni" "Totsuzen" "Mada shiranai nani mo" "Kokoro ga motometeru mono" "Shiranai no" "Sora bakari mite ita" "Itsu kara kou shite" "Ano kumo no mashita e omoi o tobashite" "[Preview] [Belladonna lilies of betrayal]" "[The hunter and the hunted]" "[shedding tears at the callous fate]" "[The Assassination Play]" | {
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"Are you happy?" "Plan for a holiday to HK?" "Well, maybe" "C.P. Lau, you're the first graduate with the First-class Honour in these 5 years We're proud of you" "Thank you" "Smile" "Look this way!" "One more time." "One more" "Where's your father?" "No idea." "Said he'd come, though" "Annie!" "Miss Cousin!" "Daddy!" "Go get the luggage" "Well, tired?" "A bit" "Dad, this is Mr. Lau Chi Pang whom I met in London" "Uncle" "I know him well from your letters" "I've seen him in the photos you took with him" "Congratulations to you for your honour degree" "That's really something" "I've arranged you to work at Mr. Lo Ping Chiu the Attorney office" "Thanks, uncle" "Car is outside now" "Come" "Where do you live?" "I'll drop you" "Uncle, if you don't mind I'd like to walk around" "Good bye, then" "Ring me tomorrow" "Bye" "Bye By-bye" "Uncle Wong" "Uncle Wong!" "Can't you recognize me?" "Chi Pang, of course I do" "I knew you as a child" "Were you in England?" "When did you return?" "Yesterday." "Why so quiet here?" "Don't you know?" "We closed down last year" "We're short of funds and the landlord wants to take it back for reconstruction" "Where's Sister?" "She went back to Europe" "She's in poor health these days It's said she's retired now" "I'm going back to my homeland next month" "Uncle Wong, I'd like to walk around" "OK..." "Wait, a gift for you" "Mr. Nobody again?" "He knows it's your birthday" "I really want to meet this Uncle Nobody to thank him" "He wants you to study hard and be good" "He'll see you when you're grown up" "Like it?" "Thank you sister Good boy" "Miss, can I see Barrister Lo?" "All the way down" "Thank you" "Hey, you're Lau Chi Pang?" "Barrister Lo?" "Welcome!" "Barrister Lam has made everything clear to me" "He called me just now" "You got a First Class Honour Degree" "Spurt guy, take a look at your office" "Go in" "Thank you" "Thank you very much Barrister Lo" "Not at all." "Helen ask Mr. Kwan to come in" "Yes" "I've got you an assistant He's been in this business many years knows every cunning trick" "Well-experienced just a bit queer-tempered" "No man is perfect" "Kwan, from now on you'll work under Barrister Lau" "He's newly graduated from England Work hard for him" "Sure, the young is smart now" "Mr. Lau is a proper law school graduate" "He'll be alright, yea?" "Let's talk." "I'll see you later" "Mr. Kwan" "You called me Mr. Kwan?" "I'm a newly grad, a new hand" "While you are well-experienced and know many things I need your guidance" "Mr. Kwan, will you promise to help me?" "Don't call me Mr. Kwan." "Here, everybody calls me Ah Kwan" "Ok, Ah Kwan, will you help me?" "Well, since I'm so respected, OK" "I'll do anything for you" "Cheers" "OK, sure" "Cheers" "Thanks" "Cheers, everybody" "Judge Sham, you are such a busy man" "Thank you for your presence tonight" "We're here to meet the future son-in-law of Barrister Lam" "He's a smart guy got a First Honour Degree" "Right!" "For a Chinese, it's not so simple to get such an honour degree" "So, I'd like to introduce him to everyone of you tonight" "Please do help him" "No problem" "No problem" "Annie" "Hi Peter!" "How are you?" "Barrister" "Fine." "How come I don't know you're back?" "We meet now, right?" "That's different It's your father's party tonight" "When can I have a date with you?" "I just came back and am so busy Maybe later" "Why are you so late?" "Not an easy place to find" "You're such a fool Dad's been waiting for you" "Uncle" "Welcome!" "Welcome" "Let me introduce." "This is Barrister Yu" "How do you do?" "How do you do?" "Help the next generation" "My pleasure" "This is Superintendent Simon" "Hello, how are you?" "How are you?" "Come..." "This is Mr. Robert, Senior Crown Counsel" "Hello Nice to meet you" "Judge John" "Hello" "How do you do?" "How do you do?" "Let's go over" "Let me introduce." "This is Mr. Tsang Yat Cheung, a well-known businessman" "Everyone knows him" "He's my boss, gives me lots of business opportunities each year" "Tsang, take good care of him" "Barrister Lam, we're old friends Why all these compliment?" "At your service" "Excuse me" "Mr. Tsang!" "Mr. Tsang's son was murdered a few months ago" "It was an alarming case" "Who is the murderer?" "A chick in the Western District" "A chick?" "A whore" "Caught-red-handed" "Preliminary evidence was sufficient and will be heard at Supreme Court" "Believe it or not, no barrister is willing to work on this case" "Why?" "You'll understand later" "Uncle" "I'll say hello to Mr. Chan" "No one among the 20 odd barristers in HK is willing to take up this case" "I know you've just come back to HK" "That's why I asked you" "Mr. Ting, may I know why no one will take up this case?" "The dead Tsang Wing Lim was young and capable" "Born in a distinguished family Father is doing big business and has business contacts with a number of Barristers" "They feel a bit uneasy to take up the case" "The other reason is finance" "The defendant is very poor" "Can't afford the legal fees" "Barrister Lau, please be kind enough to save our friend" "Mr. Ting, do you mind leaving the file here?" "I don't mind" "I'll give you an answer after reading through them OK" "Mr. Ting Please sit down" "This is Barrister Lau." "With your consent he'll be your defending barrister" "Defend?" "No use" "Mr. Ting, didn't I tell you?" "Never mind about the barrister I'll be found guilty anyway" "Don't waste my friends' money Hard life for them, you know?" "He's celebrity of this society has a millionaire father" "I'm a whore." "A cheap whore" "No one will believe in me..." "Madam, calm down I've read through the file" "Part of the evidence is ambiguous" "Trust me: everyone is equal in front of law" "I think you are not a sure loser" "But I shall need your co-operation" "Barrister Lau specializes in criminal cases in England" "He might be able to help you" "Can you tell again what happened that night?" "That night I was standing at the street as usual" "Business was very bad" "Sir, want a girl?" "Very cheap, just $1 5" "Yes, yes." "Me" "I'll serve you well" "Special discount for you. 1 0 bucks" "My place" "It's not my practice to go to customers' place" "I'll give you $50" "So much?" "You got it Yes..." "Where to?" "Very near" "$50, that's a lot?" "Yes" "Lucky you" "You've found a treasure" "I envy you" "The car stopped in front of a general store" "Go buy a chain of rope for me" "Go" "What is it?" "Give me a bunch of rope" "Thanks" "Sit down on the chair" "What are you doing?" "Help!" "..." "Let me go." "I'll refund the $50." "I quit" "Sorry!" "That's the only way to excite me" "I'll kill you" "That's the whole thing" "Were you injured?" "Yes, my neck, back and my hands all injured" "Ting, no medical report." "Go get it" "Yes" "Did you try to blackmail the dead" "I've never met him before" "One of my friends was once beaten by a customer" "These things do happen sometimes" "What's the name of your friend?" "Judy" "Note it down" "She remembered the car number" "So I checked and found out it belonged to Tsang Wing Lim" "Then I went to his office just wanted to get some money for compensation" "But his secretary said he was out of town" "I thought he just hid from us" "So I quarreled with her and threatened them" "Then?" "She said she'd call the police" "We dread the word 'police' so I left the office" "Now the secretary was sure you have tried to blackmail" "This is very bad to you" "unless..." "Kwan, who is the procreator of this case?" "T.K. Yim" "Call him, make an appointment to see him" "Get the original statement of the store owner" "OK" "T.K. Yim speaking" "This is C.P. Lau." "I work for Lau Wai Lan" "Barrister Lau!" "Everybody knows about you now" "What can I do for you?" "I want to see you When are you free in the morning?" "I'm busy the whole morning" "What about lunch..." "Sorry, I was booked last week" "What about 2 p.m.?" "I've an appointment" "4 p.m.?" "No" "I'm busy the whole day Make it 8 p.m. tonight" "Come to my office Is it too late for you?" "Very well." "I'll see you at 8 p.m." "He thought you wouldn't go there so late He's wrong" "Barrister Lau Annie called to remind you of the party at her friend's tonight" "How about postponing T.K. Yim's appointment?" "Come in" "Very punctual. 8 o'clock sharp Come and sit down" "Sorry for making you work at this late hour" "We are civil servants" "We're at your service 24 hours a day" "Hey, Ah Kwan, you're an assistant to Barrister Lau?" "Switching round and round" "Why are you bringing an umbrella?" "Is it raining?" "No" "Then why brought an umbrella?" "Well" "What can I do for you?" "I'd like to have the original statements of the store owner" "Sorry." "They're not here" "Where then?" "I think it's with Sergeant Szeto who handles the case" "Can I ask him to help me?" "He's on leave." "Be back in a week time" "I'll ask for them when he's back" "My dear prosecutor before we came we had called Sergeant Szeto" "He said he's postponed his trip and that the statements are with you" "We're asked to come to you for them" "He's still in HK?" "Yes." "Would you like to talk to him on the phone?" "No need I just don't know where I kept them" "Barrister Lau, though you have a right to ask for the statement" "I don't have the obligation to give you officially" "As the prosecutor said so Kwan, let's apply to Judge tomorrow" "According to urgent ordinance we'll have to bother Mr. Yim" "TO HAVE THEM delivered within 6 HOURS" "They're here" "Barrister Lau" "Thank you" "Not at all We shall have lots of fun in this case" "I would think likewise" "Hello, Kuen" "Mr. Lau, please come in" "Thank you" "Uncle" "Uncle" "Were you to attend a party with Annie tonight?" "Yes, I was to but I wasn't free" "I've come to say sorry" "She's not back yet" "Really?" "It's been a wonderful party Won't you come in?" "It's too late and you're tired" "I don't want to bother you anymore Maybe next time?" "OK." "Keep in touch." "Good night" "Good night" "Bye-bye" "Bye" "Annie" "You?" "Oh, you've come?" "Yes." "Sorry I couldn't go to the party with you" "Don't say that Business comes first for a man" "By the way, had a good time?" "Not bad." "Nice party" "Excuse me." "I've got to rest now" "I want to rest too." "I am tired" "OK, I'll be going." "Good night" "Bye" "Bye" "I'll go now" "Please come in" "In this sort of place, just relax Take off your tie" "Careful!" "Yung..." "Good luck for you" "Yung..." "She's back" "Yung, someone's here for you" "Yung, people from the attorney have come for you" "Lawyers?" "Please sit down!" "Sit down" "Please sit" "I'm sorry." "It's so hot in here" "Ah Ping, bring some tea" "Thank you" "How's Ah Lan's case?" "Any chance?" "It all depends on Barrister Lau now" "Please help her, will you?" "Ah Lan is so nice" "I am here to learn more about her" "Ah Lan is from a decent family" "For some reasons she left home and became a dance girl" "She was very popular 1 0-20 years ago" "Here's to everybody" "Cheers" "She's had ill-fate Met a guy and lived with him" "That man spent all her money They had a fight once which ended up with a scar on her face" "Then she became a low class whore" "That's the end for a woman" "Yung, is there a Judy here?" "I want to have a word with her" "She's asleep inside." "Let me call her" "Have some tea please" "Yung" "Sit." "The Barrister wants to ask you something" "Judy, that Tsang Wing Lim had once wounded you." "Is that true?" "Don't be afraid." "Just tell me the truth" "What you say is very useful to us" "You don't want your friend to be hanged, do you?" "Professor, what I told you about the abnormal sexual intercourse" "Is it a kind of mental disease?" "Is there a proper diagnostic name?" "Yes." "It's called schizophrenia" "The causes are still not known" "The patient looks very normal But when it attacked him" "He will find one older or younger in age to torture" "When he sees someone being tied up he'll have some illusion in his mind and become excited" "Will the patient feel sorry afterwards and go to a doctor?" "Normally yes" "How many of such specialists are there in HK?" "Maybe 4 to 5" "Can I have all their names and addresses?" "Sure" "Thank you" "Don't tell me you are suffering from such a disease!" "Me?" "!" "Hello!" "Miss Lam, please come in" "Miss Lam" "Miss Lam" "Is he in?" "Yes." "But he is very busy" "I'll tell him you've come" "OK, thanks" "Kwan, look here" "Barrister Lau, Miss Lam is here" "Tell her to wait for me outside This is very useful in court" "Please wait for him, take a seat" "No such patient?" "OK, thanks" "Keep trying." "We must find it" "Any patient named Tsang Wing Lim?" "Yes?" "Got it." "Thanks a lot!" "If we can get the medical record it'll be perfect" "We must get it." "It's very important" "Can you manage?" "Don't worry, I'll fix it" "God!" "Annie is outside" "Yes!" "Where's Miss Lam?" "She left She said she didn't want to disturb you" "She had a note for you" "I don't to bother you." "I'll go now It's my birthday today" "You promised to be with me Don't try to find me" "Since I don't know where I'll be" "Good Luck to your work, Annie" "Whatever I'll say inside just turn your ears away" "Police!" "I want to see the record of Tsang Wing Lim" "Be quick." "I'm in a hurry" "Please wait a minute" "What are you doing?" "How can you show patient's record to outsiders?" "They said they're police" "Police?" "No big deal!" "They'd better apply through court" "Let's go." "Dirty trick!" "Yan Sui Ping!" "Lau Chi Pang!" "You work here?" "I miss those days at the orphanage" "Do you ever see Kwan and Fatty Yip afterwards?" "Kwan became a teacher Yip got married" "Haven't seen them for a long time" "How long have you been working in this clinic?" "5-6 years" "I want you to help me in one urgent case" "No problem." "We're old school friends" "Nice atmosphere here" "Please this way" "I'll call you." "Wait a minute" "Annie, how are you?" "I never expect to see you here" "Oh, she's my old schoolmate" "I won't take up your time" "Give my Dad a call He wants to talk to you" "OK" "Bye" "Lin, I'm grateful to all the friends" "I'm so grateful to you all" "Don't say that we just pray that you're alright" "In fact, you should thank that Barrister Lau" "Yes, we never expect such a good man on earth" "May God bless him" "It's said his future father-in-law is also a Barrister" "Very rich and has only one daughter" "He should inherit all the fortune" "He deserves it!" "Barrister Lau" "Sit down" "Madam Lau the hearing will be held next week" "I've made all the preparations Don't worry" "I'll guide you to give statements" "Just tell the truth." "Don't be afraid" "Also, when the prosecutor questions you don't be nervous or else you'll say the wrong thing" "OK." "Let's check the statements first" "Barrister Lau, your watch is beautiful Can I see it?" "Yes" "What is your name?" "Lau Chi Pang People get used to call me C.P. Lau" "Are you alright, Lan!" "Madam Lau" "How are you feeling?" "Lan!" "Madam Lau" "Mr. Ting, send for a doctor If she can't do it apply for a deferment" "Sister Maria please accept this poor baby" "A baby without a father" "I know I shouldn't bring him to this world" "But I couldn't destroy my baby" "Please raise him" "I'll try my best to support his living" "For his future please help me to hide this event" "Just tell him he is an orphan" "It's a Mr. Nobody who pays for his living" "Tell him to study hard and be good" "Chi Pang is so quiet The children are all playing while he sits aside and studies" "He'll grow up a successful man" "Hello!" "For you" "Hello!" "Miss Lau, it's me" "Sister Maria?" "Good news" "Chi Pang is admitted by the London Law school with a scholarship" "Really?" "Tuition is free" "But you have to pay for the fare and the first year expenses" "I shouldn't ask you" "But we have our difficulties and can't help him" "How much is required?" "At least $1 0,000" "So much!" "Sister, I'll arrange the money" "You must let Chi Pang go" "Please be quick, or he won't make it" "OK, I will." "Bye" "So" "When I asked for money, you refused" "Now you're hiding your money for some guys" "Let me have them!" "No!" "No!" "Give them to me!" "Don't go!" "I can't give these to you" "No?" "!" "No..." "Why you take my money?" "What are you doing?" "No?" "Give to me!" "Quick!" "Bite me?" "Go to hell!" "Damn it" "Help!" "..." "Shut up!" "You're such a bastard!" "So cruel!" "Sister, here's the money" "Please give it to Chi Pang" "I know it's not easy for you to have this sum" "What happened to your face?" "I was careless and hurt myself" "I bought a watch for Chi Pang" "It should be useful to him" "You haven't seen Chi Pang for a long time" "Would you like to see him before he goes?" "The money and this gold watch are all sent by Uncle Nobody to you" "He also paid for your fare" "Sister, I'll go now." "Good-bye Good-bye" "Take care" "No, for his future" "I can't let people know he has a mother who is a whore" "Chi Pang can't have a murderer as his mother" "Sir..." "Chi Pang, in our profession every new hand has his ideals" "I remember my first client was found guilty and was sentenced to death" "I was so sad Couldn't eat or sleep for a month" "But reality is a fact" "Sometimes we just can't help it" "You want me to give up this case?" "The point is whether it is worthwhile!" "It all depends on how you see it" "It's a sure loss..." "Don't forget" "It's your first case, and no profit what for?" "I never know you're just the same money-minded" "This is not money-minded This is for survival" "You've brought shame to all who study law" "Chi Pang, that's just your opinion" "Let me tell you" "You can't fit in this society" "Uncle I don't want to discuss this any further" "Because I know we'll end up quarrelling" "But I can tell you this" "I see the value of something from a different point of view" "And please tell your good friend Mr. Tsang" "Whatever way he used" "I will not give up this case" "Chi Pang" "Annie is going back to U.K. I can't keep her" "When?" "In 2 days time" "Is Barrister Lau in?" "Yes" "We've been looking for you" "What is it?" "Lau Wai Lan has refused your help to defend for her" "Sorry to disturb you so late" "But you refused my help" "May I know why?" "Of course there is no fixed rule you must hire me" "I can apply through court" "But I want you to tell me why!" "Think carefully, Madam Lau" "If you don't have a Barrister defending for you" "You'll surely be sentenced to death" "Mr. Ting" "I don't think we should insist" "I'll go now" "All these years" "I've worked for many Solicitors, but he's the only one I respect" "I'm glad to work for such a serious and kind-hearted young man" "The other Barristers just sit in the office" "Meet someone, sign some paper" "But he keeps running in and out in this heat and goes to your place talks to your friends" "Just to gather proof to help you" "He worked day and night to save you" "But, he must be very sad now also very disappointed" "He has given so much" "Yet got such a result" "T o take up your case he faced all sorts of pressure" "He knows very well his first case is even so important to him" "He also knows to win this one is very difficult" "But, he told me" "Kwan, I take up this case with the support of my faith in law and the spirit of a lawyer" "Kwan, we must make it" "But now, what has he got?" "Yes!" "By headlines in all the papers the night before the trial the defendant changed her Barrister" "Just think what harm will this do to the young man?" "What prospect does he have?" "Madam Lau I don't care what your reason is but I can tell you" "You're ruining the future of this nice young man" "Mr. Kwan..." "Kwan, get all the files ready" "OK" "Madam Lau thank you for changing your mind" "I'm so sorry" "This is not the time for saying such things" "Trust me." "I'll do my best" "Don't be nervous" "Remember your Barrister is right in front of you" "I'll go over now" "Morning, Barrister Lau" "Morning" "Had a good sleep?" "Yes" "I was afraid, you couldn't go to sleep" "So arrogant He may not be able to sleep tonight" "Court" "The Prosecutor will now read out the charge" "Your Honour on behalf of the Legal Dept, I put forward charge against Lau Wai Lan female, aged 53" "For murder of male Tsang Wing Lim at 1 1 :30 p.m. on 1 1/5 at G F, Pine Street" "Now we call for witness from the Plaintiff side" "Witness Lo Kam Sheung" "I, Lo Kam Sheung, do solemnly swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth" "I'm willing to receive penalty should I not tell the truth" "Miss Lo, your profession?" "I'm secretary to Mr. Tsang Wing Lim" "For how long?" "5 years" "Have you met the Defendant before?" "Yes" "When?" "Where?" "3 months ago, at the office" "Mr. Tsang was not in" "What did she say?" "She said she wanted some money from Mr. Tsang" "She was outrageous at not seeing Mr. Tsang" "Said Mr. Tsang had better be careful" "How did she leave the office?" "When I called the police" "Thank you" "Your Honour, I'm now going to question witness of the Plaintiff" "Miss Lo, you said you've met the Defendant in Mr. Tsang's office?" "Yes" "What did she do at the office?" "Trying to blackmail Mr. Tsang" "Was Mr. Tsang in?" "No, he was abroad" "So you had a quarrel with her?" "She started to shout, and threatened Mr. Tsang" "If Mr. Tsang had been there do you think he would have given her the money?" "Objection!" "The witness should not predict" "Objection not approved" "I wouldn't know if Mr. Tsang would give her any money" "Right!" "You wouldn't know" "Because he might give" "Or might not give any money" "Maybe Mr. Tsang owed her the money" "Because we don't know her relation to Mr. Tsang" "Right?" "So we can only say the Defendant went for some money, but not to blackmail" "Later a witness from the Defendant will prove this" "That's all for me." "Thank you very much" "Marvellous Yes" "Wonderful!" "Are you the owner of Fung Lung General Store?" "Yes" "Do you remember selling this rope on 1 1/5?" "Yes." "I do" "What time?" "About 1 1 p.m." "Why are you so sure?" "Because I was waken up from my sleep" "Who bought them?" "A woman" "Is she the one?" "Yes" "Are you sure?" "Yes" "OK" "The Defendant did purchase the bunch of rope" "Be careful when we question the store owner" "I will not miss any chance" "Mr. Ko, have you ever sold ropes late at night?" "Yes" "All were women?" "Yes" "I am doubtful that when you're waken up from your sleep" "How would you recognize the woman is the Defendant?" "I have very good eyesight" "When the Defendant bought the rope did you notice a car behind her?" "No." "I didn't see it But you said you have good eyesight?" "Silence!" "Silence" "If your eyesight is really good you should have noticed a car behind her" "On second thought, there seemed to be..." "Yes or no?" "Yes!" "Objection I object to this guidance on the witness" "Objection approved" "Your Honour, I've finished." "Thank you" "Your Honour, I am now to summon a very important witness" "Call for Ma Tin Po" "Please tell your name age and profession" "I am Ma Tin Po" "Aged 56." "Gardener at Mr. Tsang's house" "Can you tell us what you saw on 1 1/5?" "I saw her strangle Mr. Tsang" "Wait, how did you see it?" "I was waken up in my quarter" "I opened the main door and saw her strangle Mr. Tsang" "Why did you say 'strangle'?" "Mr. Tsang was lying on the floor" "A rope was tied around his neck" "She was holding one end" "Is this the rope?" "Yes" "What did you do then?" "I called the police" "She is here at the Defendants cell Right?" "Right" "Go and see carefully" "It's her" "Look carefully again" "It is her" "Speak loudly to the jury" "She's the one you saw who strangled Tsang with a rope" "She strangled Mr. Tsang with a rope" "Louder!" "She strangled Mr. Tsang with a rope" "Thank you." "That's all, your Honour" "Are you Mr. Ma Tin Po?" "Yes" "Do you know that it is a serious offence of law to give false evidence in court?" "Yes" "So what you said all true?" "Yes" "How long have you worked at No. 2 Pine St?" "7 or 8 years" "Be specific!" "7 years and 9 months" "I'd say No. 2 Pine St is not the resident of Tsang Wing Lim" "It's his leave house" "I don't understand" "It's for vacation" "Tell me, did he go back to that place every night?" "Let me tell you The resident of Tsang Wing Lim is 62, Bo Ham Rd." "Now I'll ask you again" "Did Tsang Wing Lim go back to No. 2 Pine St every night?" "No" "How many times a month?" "Not fixed" "At the most?" "3 to 4 times" "At the least?" "The least..." "Not even once a month, right?" "Yes" "Each time he came he brought a women right?" "I don't know" "How can?" "I stayed in my quarter" "Your master seldom comes how could you stay in your room?" "That sounds unreasonable" "The master only returns once in a while and the servant stays in his room!" "Can anyone here explain why?" "Objection." "This question is irrelevant" "Objection not approved" "The only explanation is you've been told to" "Yes?" "Yes, Mr. Tsang said..." "That's enough" "Let us think What did Mr. Tsang do in the house?" "Something he didn't want people to see?" "Objection." "Such a guess is unfair" "Mr. Prosecutor, objection approved" "Defendant Barrister you don't have to go on" "Yes" "Mr. Ma, you said you saw the Defendant holding the rope and strangled Tsang Wing Lim to death?" "Yes" "Which do you think is easier to kill someone using a dagger or a rope?" "Especially such a long rope?" "I don't know" "So I'd say such a long rope is for tying someone up, not for killing" "Your Honour, this is a medical report" "Which has never been brought to court" "The Defendant has been scratched at the back and chest" "Scratches are 2-5 inches long" "Both wrists and arms are seriously bruised" "Serious subcutaneous bleeding around neck" "Estimate to be caused by rope-like material" "Please note the last sentence" "Estimate to be caused by rope-like material" "Thank you" "So that piece of rope was actually used to tie up the Defendant" "Objection!" "Objection!" "Obviously:" "The Defendant was only trying to protect herself against violence" "Objection" "Your Honour I object to Defendant Barrister trying to evade facts" "Your Honour, the real defendant should be Tsang Wing Lim" "Objection" "Mr. Prosecutor I don't appreciate such rude behaviour" "That's marvellous" "Here Thanks" "Have a cup of tea first" "The 3 witness for the Plaintiff side seem to have turned witness to the Defendant" "Such young and good Barrister..." "Yes, Lan would be saved" "Yes, we are hopeful" "T.K. Tim was a experienced Prosecutor not easy to stop and must do with all he might" "So, we must be careful" "Look at his face" "He can't change his face" "Now we call upon witness for the Defendant" "Your Honour." "The first witness I summon is like the Defendant, also a whore" "So I hope the court will order all media not to disclose her real name" "Request granted" "She's so cool with the glasses" "Witness please take off your glasses" "This is not Western District" "He's trying to exert mental pressure to Judy" "Your Honour, I object to the Prosecutor's insult on the witness" "I apologize" "Judy, on sun-glasses are not allowed in court" "How old are you?" "20" "Are you related to the Defendant?" "No" "How do you find the Defendant?" "Very nice and helpful person" "She didn't kill him" "Those rich people are bastards!" "Judy..." "Your Honour the witness is emotionally unstable and is not suitable to give any statements" "What do you think, Barrister?" "Your Honour please give her one more chance" "Judy, if you are not allowed to give statement here you won't be able to help Ah Lan" "Be good, keep calm" "Your Honour, the witness can go on" "Go on" "I have a personal and embarrassing question wonder if you are willing to answer in front of the judge and the jury?" "I am willing" "Will you repeat how you were wounded by that man?" "Objection, your Honour That is irrelevant" "Your Honour, they are closely related" "Your Honour, section 6 of chapter 7 in criminal law states the Court will not accept prejudiced statements" "Your Honour the footnote to that section says:" "If it is obvious that the statement has direct relation with the case, it shall be accepted" "That is under special conditions" "We've never had such conditions for the recent 1 0 years" "Your Honour, I can give you examples of such cases 1 946, murder case at Wales" "1 950, fire case at Manchester 1 956, double murder case at Liverpool" "And in 1 957..." "Enough, I know you are familiar with case example" "But I also know a lot" "Mr. Prosecutor your objection not approved" "Thank you, your Honour" "Now, go on" "It was very late that night About 2, I was just to go" "Sir, want a girl?" "Just you?" "I'll give you $5" "I want an older one" "No one's available." "All gone!" "It's me or nobody" "OK, Come in" "Where to?" "I'll give you $50, come to my place Very near" "What do you want to do?" "Sorry." "That's the only way to excite me" "I quit." "Let me go I'll give you back the $50" "Can you recognize the man?" "Yes" "Here is a pile of photos." "Which one?" "This one" "It's Tsang Wing Lim" "It's the dead" "Your Honour, both the witness and the Defendant are whores" "They are good friends" "We cannot believe in what they say" "Your Honour, the fact is, Tsang Wing Lim has been suffering from Phrenalgia since young" "I've applied to summon Doctor Wong Yat Ping" "Please tell us you name and age" "Yong Yat Ping, 56" "Which do you specialize as a doctor?" "Psychiatry" "Can you tell us your medical qualifications?" "MBBS HK university" "Doctor of Psychiatry, Edinburgh" "Honorary Member of U.S. Psychiatrics Society" "How long have you practised in HK?" "21 years" "You are sure to know about Schizophrenia?" "Yes, a kind of abnormal sex behaviour" "What's the symptom?" "Normally the patient creates illusion on seeing someone being tied up and gets sexually excited" "Among your patients, do you have anyone suffering from that disease?" "Yes" "Listen, I'm going to ask you a very important question" "Do you have a patient named Tsang Wing Lim?" "No" "Think carefully" "I've never had such a patient" "You are lying!" "I don't know what you're talking about" "Barrister, I now specially allow you to summon special witness" "Thank you, your Honour Call for Yau Sui Ping" "Are you Yan Siu Ping?" "Yes" "Profession?" "Nurse" "At which clinic?" "At Doctor Wong Yat Ping's Clinic" "For how long?" "6 years" "Does Doctor Wong have a patient named Tsang Wing Lim?" "Yes" "When was the last time he went to see Doctor Wong?" "1 2 of February this year" "Objection!" "Your Honour the registered doctor is in charge of the clinic" "The nurse has no right to represent the doctor" "You're right, Mr. Prosecutor" "Miss Yan, can you provide some proof?" "I have the medical record of Tsang Wing Lim" "Now is the defending address by the Defendant" "Madam Lau, what do you have to say to the Judge?" "Please, go ahead" "I've not slept at all last night because I kept thinking" "what should I say today" "Now I'm standing here" "I find that I don't have to defend myself" "Because over the past few days Barrister Lau my friends and those witnesses have all said a great deal for me" "They all wanted to help me" "So, apart from saying thank you to them" "I don't need to say anything else" "I am still grateful to God, because..." "I have been granted what I wanted most" "Just imagine An educated, wealthy young man with a prosperous future should go to Western District to find a 50 years old cheap whore in the side street!" "That sounds ridiculous" "Barrister Lau's debating talent is greatly admired" "Yet, he can never change the truth of this murder" "So I firmly believe the Defendant Lau Wai Lan is guilty" "Your Honour, panel of the jury" "In these few days what you have heard is not just a murder case" "But also the yell for help from female victims who suffer from insults and injury" "True, as the Prosecutor said:" "it's true that there can't be any comparison between a well-off young man and an old whore" "Because in this society one judges a person by this wealth" "When crime is being wrapped up by sparkling money" "Equality in men is just an empty talk" "We can never change this fact But you..." "You honorable jury You do have the power to save an innocent woman" "From all the evidence I gathered the Defendant here is innocent" "If you think she is guilty that's because she's a whore" "How can we find this poor woman guilty just because she is poor?" "How can we send this badly-insulted woman to death?" "I am sure the honorable jury wouldn't do that" "Because apart from law there is conscience in us" "Thank you" "Let's see if she's here" "Panel of jury, in the past few days you have heard from both Plaintiff and Defendants and Barrister's summary from both sides" "If you believe the Defendant does have motive to blackmail and plan to murder" "Then you shall find the Defendant guilty" "On the contrary, if you believe that the victim was suffering from Phrenalgia and the Defendant killed for self-defense the change of murder shall not be alleged" "Let me remind you again" "Should there be doubt in the prosecutions statement the benefit goes to the Defendant" "Now the jury shall withdraw and decide if the defendant is guilty or not guilty" "Your Honour, I hereby apply for the re-trial of this case" "According to the Common Laws" "Dependent should not be related to his lawyer" "Intentional offence to this law is disrespect to court and the case concerned shall be re-trial" "Mr. Prosecutor could you explain more clearly?" "I have reasons to believe that the Dependent is mother to Barrister Lau" "Mr. Yim, you are damaging my reputation!" "What if it is a fact?" "Your Honour, I plead guilty" "I killed Tsang Wing Lim, I did" "Members of the jury, Prosecutor" "Silence in the Court I don't trial that" "Keep calm, you can't shout like that" "Before the Dependent clarifies what the Prosecutor has said" "I can't announce whether you're guilty or not" "Mr. Prosecutor you are now to provide evidence" "I have asked a witness from Europe" "Sister Maria" "I, Sister Maria do swear in the name of God to tell the truth and nothing but the truth" "Sister Maria you are a respected holy sister and were the supervisor of the Holy Mother Orphanage" "According to the information I gathered" "Lau Chi Pang is the son of Lau Wai Lan" "Shortly after he was born the Defendant took him to you" "Can you verify that?" "I have worked in the Holy Mother Orphanage for 50 years" "I nearly spent my whole life there" "Those children will grow up and leave the orphanage" "They bring along God's love" "T o build their homes and career in the society" "From my point of view as Supervisor whether the boy was the woman's baby is not important." "What's important is whether the woman has cared for and loved the child or has ever sacrificed for him" "Only such a kind of woman deserves to be the mother" "Sister Maria I've asked you to come all the way not to listen to your philosophy I just want to hear if Lau Chi Pang is the son of Lau Wai Lan" "Please speak, Sister Maria" "Yes or no?" "!" "Mr. Yim, I'm very sorry." "No!" "I now announce" "The Defendant Lau Wai Lan is found not guilty and shall be released immediately" "Great..." "Congratulations!" "Thank you" "Lan..." "That's wonderful." "It's alright now" "All because of Mr. Lau's help" "He is really great" "Madam Lau, Congratulations" "Thank you, Barrister Lau" "Take care" "So happy, thanks God!" "Go back and tell the others..." | {
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"Previously on Warehouse 13..." "It wasn't the marriage that I was trying to keep secret." "It was me-- the guy I was before, you know, Pete the drunk." "You've never met that guy, and I don't ever want you to." "Charlotte Dupres, who, as it turns out, is a rival of mine." "If I blow your heart out of your chest, you think that'll stop you?" "My lying, cheating husband is once again out in the world." "But I have plans too." "Good morning, Mrs. LaBelle." "Hi, Terry." "Oh, my God." "Help me." "I'm burning up." "His name was Terry Chambers, district attorney in Marlon, Ohio-- poisoned out of nowhere in his driveway this morning." "Arsenic in his coffee?" "No, he hadn't eaten anything in eight hours, and there were no visible track marks." "Cause of death-- muscle paralysis and lungs collapsed and heart attack." "That's why I'm sending you and Pete." "Where is Pete, by the way?" "He's at his yearly physical." "Oh, God, no." "Is it time for those?" "Yeah, wait till you hit over 50, and the real fun begins." "What is that?" "Oh, this is the last of the stuff that I had at my mom's." "Yeah, she needed the space." "You got a flight in an hour, so..." "Right." "I'm on my way." "Hey, Steve, do you smell...?" "Yes, I do." "Mmm, you know, uh, Abigail, it is spectacularly nice of you, but you didn't have to go through the trouble" " to bake us scones." " Bake you scones?" "Oh, no, this is my breakfast." "Yeah, they're from that cute little bakery over on 3rd." " Oh." " Okay." "Yeah, yeah, whenever Pete talks about that place, he gets a little..." " Drool." " Right here, yeah." "Yeah, but if somebody wanted to do the dishes," "I would consider sharing one of my scones." " Ooh, uh..." " Did somebody say "scones"?" "Actually, you don't have time for breakfast, because you and Steve-- you've got a ping of your own." " I was kind of hoping I could" " A 15-year-old boy went into some kind of fugue state in a park in New York City, and he graffitied some seriously advanced math on the wall." "Ooh, that sounds fascinating." " Mm." " It does?" "Yeah, don't you think?" "Okay, I'm officially jaded." "Really?" "Because Abigail and I-- we were gonna flush out the neutralizer annex, but if you would really rather stay..." "Nope, thank you." "Loving the fugue." " Come along, Jinksy." " I'll stay." " You'll what now?" " You're gonna stay?" "Yeah, I would love to just unpack all that junk." "Yeah, but wouldn't you rather do that after they flush out the neutralizer?" "No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." "I've hogged all the neutralizer fun for 30 years." "If Steve would rather stay," " we should let him stay." " Might as well." "Yes, and I could use a little bit of action in the field." "And I think you and I rather hit our stride chasing Beethoven's bust, so shall we?" "All right, Bilbo Baggins, you're on." " Let's go." " I have to pack, though." "Oh, you go-- and I'll go--yeah." "Okay, what are you doing?" "Nothing." "Grip strength is the first muscle to go." "Well, I know how important that is to you." "Can I help you?" "Yeah, we're looking for Terry Chambers' house." "Ooh, Secret Service, huh?" "I recognize that badge from the website." "Are you here about the DA's death?" "Uh, Hummingbird Lane, you make a left-- 2141, okay?" "I'm here for backup." "Jeez, this place looks like a '50s TV show." "What?" "I have to do the other side." "You can't park here, mister." "Visitors park in visitor parking." "Secret Service." "I don't care if you've got the potus in the back seat." "I'm Colonel Arnold Cassel, president of the board here." "I'll have you towed." "Okay, you want to go?" "Okay, wait, wait!" "No, you're staying inside." "It's okay, sir." "We will move." "We'll move." "Rules are rules, soldier." "It's a slippery road to hell once you start breaking 'em." "Gated communities-- for when you really miss boot camp." "A guy is dead, and all they care about are parking rules." " Talk about twisted priorities!" " Okay, what is going on?" "First your hand-exercise thing, and now--then you yell at an old guy?" "Oh, my God, you had your physical this morning." "Is everything okay?" "Yeah." "No." "No." "Nothing." "No--no news." "Then why--why are you speeding up?" "Okay, Mykes..." "The doctor may have said that my testosterone was a little low." "Oh, well, that means..." "Well, you know, he--he said it was no big deal." " Oh." " You know?" "But then I read online that it could cause infertility, loss of sex drive and..." "ED." " Hi, there." " Hey." "Janice Malloy-- 26, right over there." " There it is." " Yep." "And you are?" "I'm Agent Bering." "This is Agent Lattimer." " We're with the Secret Service." " Agents--I knew it." "Are you guys here to investigate" "DA Chambers' death?" "Think it was murder?" "Why?" "Do you think it was murder?" "I certainly hope not, but with what happened a few nights ago..." " To the DA?" " You haven't heard?" "The DA forgot to park his car in his garage, and somebody broke his windshield." "Nobody saw who, but we all saw the windshield." "Anyhoo, I must dash." "Good luck to you." "26, right over there, if I can help you in any way." " Toodles." " Eh." "Toodles." "Thank you, Gladys Kravitz." "Do you think that I really need to wear" "Oh, uh, that's a bit much, don't you think?" "Ooh, no, after what happened when the Warehouse was trying to grow," "I am not taking any chances." "Suit yourself." "Pun intended." " Oh!" " Ugh." "Okay, something here is dead." "So..." "A 15-year-old boy?" "Yeah." "Nick Powell." "He did all of this in a trance?" "Yeah, and according to two witnesses, radiating some kind of light." "So when do we meet Nick?" "You know, the--huh?" "Oh, in about an hour." "Nurse said he's getting an MRI." "I just--I see algorithmic physics." "I see differential calculus." "There's code on the other side." "It looks like C++ or Java." "Well, maybe we should go to his home, talk to his parents?" "Nick's got no parents or a home." "He lives over there." "Nice box." "I used to have one like that." "Lost the lease." "So, Rodger, do you know if your stepdad brought home anything old or antique-y lately?" "Well, it's Rodge, and--and I don't know." "Uh, my mom might." "She should be home soon." "What about his windshield?" "We heard somebody broke it a few nights ago." "Okay, well, you know what?" "It wasn't me." "I wasn't even here." "Are you guys--are you guys really Secret Service?" " Look, Rodger" " Rodge." " Rodge." " Mm-hmm." "Uh, did your stepdad receive any threats lately?" "Wait." "What?" "Threats?" "Well, he sent 6 men to death row in 15 years." "I mean, surely someone nicknamed "DA Gas Chambers"" "must have made some enemies." "Wait." "Are you guys saying that Terry was murdered?" "Because I just thought he had a stroke." "We're just covering our angles." "Dude, that is--that's-- that's messed up." "Um..." "I-I don't know anything about his work." "Right." "Uh, thanks..." " Rodge." " Right." "Um, Pete..." "So I got the forensics report." "They found sodium thiopental, Pavulon, and potassium chloride in his blood-- all of which are used in lethal injections." "All right, so maybe it's some kind of execution artifact in the hands of a grieving death row family member." "Right, I'll get Steve to look into those death row cases." "I'll go look into that." "Hey, hey, what's going on?" "Hysterical woman-- says she's stuck." "Oh, help!" "We're stuck!" " Stuck to what?" " To each other!" "So, Spencer, this is not your home?" "Uh, no, it's, uh-- it's my parents'." "They're in Miami." "So you were just-- you were just sitting around, chillaxing, just kicking like a chicken?" "Uh, yeah, just, uh, working." "Uh, I just sort of reached, and then it just kind of happened." "Pee-ooh!" "Uh, what--what were you working on?" " Oh, uh, my website." " Website." "Yeah." "Uh, Spencer's this, um, crazy web guru, and, um, I have this candle business and..." "Have--have you two crazy kids come into contact with any strange objects lately?" " No, I" " What about DA Chambers?" "Have you--have you crossed paths with DA Chambers?" "Well, my husband, Gerry, worked for the DA's office before he got fired a few days ago." "Why?" "Just excuse me a moment." " Hey!" " Hey!" "I know it sounds insane, but they're totally joined at the waist, like siamese twins." "And I'm thinking, coo-coo-coo-choo, Mrs. Robinson." "So you think she was fooling around with this younger guy?" "I thought that they were working on their laptops." "Yeah, right, well, that's what he said." "But I noticed his computer was off, and I saw him kick some motion lotion underneath the couch." "So, while his computer may have been off, his laptop was definitely on." "So Mr. LaBelle gets fired by DA Chambers and then finds out that his wife is cheating on him with this--this kid." "Right and uses an artifact to even the score." "But what kind of artifact poisons and conjoins?" "Unless he has two artifacts." "God, the stench." "It's like when something bad goes bad." "Yeah, well, that's what the goo smells like after it neutralizes an artifact." "Relieving the pressure helps normalize it." "So did you unpack your stuff?" "Not yet." "That's not really why you stayed, is it?" "No." "Well, it was, but not only that, I guess." "Okay, I'll bite." "Talk to me." "I don't know." "I-I..." "I guess it was a combination of saying good-bye to my ex all over again and then the trunk arriving." "It suddenly occurred to me that literally my entire life is here now." "I'm--I'm finally completely settled here permanently, like--like--like Pete and Myka and Claudia." " And that's a bad thing?" " No." "They say you get to share your Warehouse life with one very important person." "And none of them have found anybody." "And I'm about ten times more shy than they are." "I mean" " Uh, Steve?" " I got to think about this." "I mean, is this the kind of thing that I want for a guy like me?" "Because I'm already so nervous." "Oh, Steve!" "Watch out!" "Oh, God." " Are you okay?" " Yeah." "No, I'm fine." "I-- No, I'm really good." "I'm good." "Is there something I should do-- maybe hose you down or something?" "No, no, no, thanks." "I'm, uh..." "I'm just gonna go have a shower with some shred of dignity left." "Careful." "Careful." "So, Nick, it happened again, huh?" "I guess so." "About an hour ago." "Yeah, you want to tell me about it?" "Why, so you'll think I'm crazy too?" "I don't think you're crazy." "Forget it." "If you're trying to put me back in foster care, I won't go." "Whoa." "No." "We are so not social services, okay?" " So you can relax." " Right." "Good." "Believe everything you say." "Well, you have no reason to believe everything I say, but I did go through the system, and I'm not a fan." "I know it can suck." " You were in foster care?" " Yeah." "And I wasn't about to go looking for any more abusive father figures to smack me around, so I did my time on the streets instead." "Yeah?" "Where?" "Minneapolis, three months-- wouldn't recommend it in February." "And even that was warmer than the psych ward." "Look, I understand being locked up for talking about something unexplainable--I really do." "We're the guys who explain the unexplainable." "But, buddy, you got to talk to me first." "I don't know what happens." "But before the seizure starts, I get, like, these visions..." "Like I'm someplace else, and I'm not in control, like..." "Like my body's here, but my mind is someplace else." "Hey, thank you." "Look, don't worry." "We're gonna figure this out, okay?" " Claudia?" " Yep?" "Excuse me." "Listen..." "The MRI shows massive neurological seizures-- bursts of electrical activity that are ten times stronger than any epileptic seizures." "This thing's frying his brain?" "Essentially, yeah." "And if it keeps happening, it's gonna kill him." "Well, he's home." "I don't think anybody's told him yet about his wife and Spencer going to the hospital all joined up and such." "Yeah, that should be fun news to deliver." "Mr. LaBelle, it's Rex in security." "Mr. LaBelle, it's Secret Service." "Mr. LaBelle?" "Agents Bering and Lattimer-- we're with the Secret Service." "What's this about, Rex?" "We have some questions to ask you about DA Chambers." "Oh." "Sure." "Right." "Common misconception-- running does not make you look innocent." "Today is not the day to test him." " Now, where's the artifact?" " The what?" "Whatever you used to poison DA Chambers-- where is it?" "I didn't use anything, I swear." "I-I just broke his windshield." "Yeah?" "Then why'd you take a swing at me?" "I panicked." "I knew you'd think I killed him." " I didn't!" " You killed him, and then you went after your wife when you found out she was cheating." "Leslie's cheating..." "on me?" "How did--with who?" "Do my kids know?" "You smell that?" "Something's burning." "Dude, you're on fire." "Pete, need to stand back!" "Okay, Mykes, we--we got to find this thing." "I mean, with burns like those, that guy could still die." "All these people are starting to panic." "We are back to square one." "LaBelle clearly did not know that his wife was cheating on him." "So, okay, what do we know?" "We got--we got three victims from three different attacks which may or may not have come from the same artifact." "Well, they all lived here at Crown Heights." "So who have we met in town who might be able to tell us what's going on?" "Toodles." "I'll get us some tea." "So, um, Mrs. Malloy..." "Janice, please." "It's Janice." "How long has Rex worked here?" "Um, a while..." "Maybe eight years." "Hmm." "And was he, uh, especially close with either DA Chambers or Mrs. LaBelle or Spencer?" "Mykes, you got to try these cookies." "No, I don't think so." "You know, Rex-- he always kept to himself, even after his condo burned down and he moved in" "His condo burned down?" "As in with fire?" "Yeah, a fire about three months ago" "Faulty wiring, I think." "And then the board let him live in our rec room while he settles with his insurance company." "Huh." " Mm." " Mm." "Oh, hey." "Hey, I--uh, you all right?" " Back in one piece." " Yeah, I'm sorry that I just" " I left you down there." " No, no problem." "I managed to clean out the last filter before the, uh, nausea overwhelmed me." "What about you?" "Are--are you okay?" "Oh, yeah, no, I'm sure that the, um-- the--the goo smell will leave my sinuses in a few years." "Guess that's karma for me trying to mooch free advice." "Oh, no, the Regents brought me here to help with issues exactly like this." "And, um, I happen to know a thing or two about being alone." "You know, I'm a therapist." "I don't make a lot of friends at work." "Mm." "I imagine in the regular world, once you tell people what you do, they, uh-- they want to unload." "Or they put their guards up, which is why I quit." "No, it's not." "Oh, oh, God, I'm-- no, I'm sorry." " It's something that I do--it's" " The human lie detector." "Yeah." "Yeah, that's me, yeah." "I meant to say it's one of the reasons why I quit." "I guess I don't like to talk about it." "You don't have to." "No, it's--it's good for me." "I just" "You want to..." "Sit down?" " Yeah." " Step into my office." "So, um..." "Two years ago, I had a patient who, uh..." "I couldn't help him." "I guess I was afraid that it would happen again, so..." "I quit... and went traveling, just me and my camera-- another observational tool to hide behind." "Physician know thyself, right?" "So how did you end up here?" "I was in Burma photographing political prisoners when I met Adwin Kosan." "And he said he had a sense about me and told me about the Warehouse." "Wow." "He found me in New Jersey." "You know, I thought I knew things, but... this place..." "Well, I guess that's what we have in common." "We're a bunch of lonely misfit toys that the Warehouse collects." "Except now you have each other." "Maybe that's why you're so anxious about your things arriving." "How do you mean?" "Well, you said you were worried about not having someone to share you life with." "Now it seems to me like you might have four special, unique someones." "And for now, they might be your one." "And it might be time for you to share a little more of yourself with them, which can be scary." "Artie said you were good." "None of these equations seem to be solving anything." ""For all 'T' not equal to 'S'"-- what the hell?" "I hate having only one clue." "Is he always like this?" "Usually grumpier." "He's just distracted." "So what is this place anyway?" "Uh, it looks like it might have been an old NSA safe house." "Now they obviously use it to shoot porn." "Hey, that's St. Jude, right?" "Patron saint of lost causes." "Where'd you get this?" "Um, one of my foster moms." "There was this kid at school who used to terrify me." "And Mrs. L said that I should pray to St. Jude if I ever had nightmares." "I need one of those." "Do you mind if I...?" "You still have nightmares?" "Like a never-ending sci-fi miniseries-- about the psych ward, about my brother being lost, and more recently about this guy." "He killed my friend." "Whoa." "What happened to him?" "Ha!" "You sneaky little bastards." "No, no, not you, not you." "I think I've got it!" " Here, I need you." " Sit tight." " Yes, Dr. Frankenstein?" " Ha ha." "Yeah, what hump?" "Okay, so you--you keep seeing programming code." "I keep seeing probability formula." "It turns out..." "Both are used by investment firms in their marketing analysis programming languages." "Can I get the tweeted version?" "Banks hire physicists and statisticians so they can create numerical price-hedging models." " Like derivatives." " And other things." "And the bank's employees are called quants." "They're quantitative analysts." "You know what their work looks like?" " What?" " Exactly like this-o-rama." "Nice." "So it's no coinkydink we're near wall street, but what--what would Nick have to do with any of it?" "Yeah, Nick..." "Oh, Artie, he's having another vision..." "Which means he's gonna have another seizure, so we should be ready." "Nick says that he feels as if he's being transported to another space, right?" "If there's an artifact and if a quant is somehow using it, we have to get Nick to give us more details about where he is," " so we can track the artifact." " Yes." "Nick, can you tell me where you are or what you see?" "I see a man's hands." "Yeah, what--what are they doing?" "What are they doing?" "They're doing what I'm doing." "Yeah, they're mirroring his actions--what else?" "Artie, he's already seizing." "The downside of the artifact is intensifying." "We have to stop this." "We got to keep going." "We got to save him." "What else?" "Um, I'm in an office." "I see a blue mug and some whiteboard..." "A clock with an antelope." " That's enough." " All right, all right." "Okay, all right, all right, get him on the couch." "All right, hold him, hold him." " You got him?" " I'm trying." "I'm trying." "All right." " What is that?" " Joseph Stalin's sleep mask." "It's the only thing that would let that paranoid dictator actually sleep." "All right, so there's got to be some connection between Rex and the other victims." "Well, maybe they all stumbled on to some secret, and now they're paying the price for it." "Mykes, doesn't it seem kind of weirdly lucky that the fire didn't touch any of his expensive electronics?" "Janice did say that Rex was waiting for a settlement from his insurance company, right?" "Yep, well, he should have had his testosterone checked, 'cause this weight is nothing." "Ah." "Pete, this is a notice of a secondary arson investigation." "It says that they found traces of boric acid in his power outlets." "Boric acid?" "Boric acid-- it burns green." "I saw it on Bill Nye The Science Guy." "Rex burned the same color." "So this is a cause-and-effect artifact." "I don't know-- he torched his place and went up in flames with it." "Mrs. LaBelle and Spencer were boinking, right?" " Right." " Now they're conjoined." "One was an arsonist, the other two adulterers-- all being punished with their own sins." "Yeah, but what about DA Chambers?" "It was his job to put people away." "Unless he did something unethical during a murder case which resulted in a lethal injection." "So we need to start telling Steve to research sin-related artifacts?" "Yeah, and we need to figure out who in this town is so obsessed with morality that" " Colonel Cassel." " What?" " C-Colonel Cassel, remember?" ""Rules are rules, soldiers." ""And once you start breaking 'em," " it's a slippery slope to hell."" " Right." "It's kind of a Burgess Meredith thing." " It's very weird." " I don't know." "His cart is here, but he won't answer." "Colonel Cassel?" "Colonel Cassel?" "I got this." "You call 911." "Yes, yes, we're at 106 Woodpecker Crescent." "Yes, in Crown-- in Crown Heights." "Yes." "Thank you." " Colonel." " How is this happening?" " How is what happening?" " Somebody knows." "That's why they're doing this to me." "Somebody knows what?" "Did you do something illegal or--or immoral in your past?" "Something-- What?" "No!" "No!" "Colonel, you need to tell us, okay?" "There could be a connection." "Okay." "All right." "It was Kuwait, '91." "Our unit was stranded in a village." "We were outnumbered four to one." "We knew where the enemy was." "The locals were harboring them." "They had whole stockpiles of gas." "We had no choice." "We gassed the whole village, killed 'em all in their sleep-- women, children." "God, forgive me." "We should have died that morning." "Instead, we got Liberation Of Kuwait medals." "Listen to me." "Okay, listen to me." "Okay, when you said, "Somebody knows,"" "did you mean somebody here in Crown Heights?" "I don't know." "Okay, just lie back." "Relax." "Someone's here to help you." "Just try and breathe." "Mykes, someone here is doing this." "Well, we better find out who before we have a mass exodus and we lose this artifact for good." "How is he?" "Well, heart rate's low." "Blood pressure's high." "I'm getting erratic brain activity." "I don't think he's gonna survive another seizure." "We can't let this kid die, Jinksy." "So you think that this artifact is tethering him to a quant somewhere and doing his math?" "Yeah, his mind seems to be going wherever the quant is." "He described an office." "You think this quant is nearby, or is he affecting Nick at a distance?" "Well, it theoretically could be anywhere." "These psychic artifacts-- they can work from afar." "The brooch that Queen Isabella gave Columbus-- that could make you brave from across an ocean." "Well, we're hoping the quant is closer, obviously." "Nick said he saw a clock with an antelope, so I've been cross-checking with New York investment houses." "Yeah, but why would a quant want to be tied" " to a boy who barely knows math?" " Wait." "Wait." "You said that quants analyze a vast amount of data and apply them to numerical models, right?" "Yeah, they're-- all firms use them." "Well, that would take a huge amount of mental capacity." "You see, young brains are still developing, and so they're more flexible, and they have the ability to make more connections than adult brains." "So you're saying that someone is using" "Nick's young brainpower to help them do their work." "Like a hacker borrowing a server." "Not that I've ever done that." "Okay, what about Sir Isaac Newton's cravat?" "It gives the wearer insight if you wipe it across your forehead." "The downside--it increases your gravitational pull till you can't move." "It does not create a psychic link." "I got it." "Four Wall Street banks have logos with horns." "Only one has an antelope-- Armstrong Investing." "That's it." "That's what I saw." "Guys, that's Pete and Myka." "We'll keep looking." "Why do I suddenly want vodka?" "Oh, yeah." "No, that's just the downside of the sleeping mask." "It'll be gone in 30 seconds." "But now I want vodka." "So the tight-ass we thought had the artifact turns out to be a gas-spewing chimney from Mars." "Okay, uh, we started with sin-related and ended up at biblical artifacts and the closest we got to divine punishment was an obscure version of the Sodom And Gomorrah story." "It says that when Sodom was razed for its sins, a windstorm buried it in the salt dunes that made it so wealthy." "Yeah, apparently Warehouse 3 agents feared that a handful of artifacts may have been created that day as salt-covered objects and took their shape." "But it didn't say what those objects were." "But why is somebody targeting these specific people?" "I mean, is it just because they live here?" "Or because they sinned?" "Everybody sins." "There has to be another connection." "I got it." " What?" " Mykes, look." "It's because they're all Crown Heights board members" "DA Chambers, Mrs. LaBelle, Colonel Cassel." "So maybe a disgruntled resident is targeting board members." "Yes, but why?" "And Rex the security guard is not on this list." "Here..." "You can read all about it." "Steve, keep digging on the artifact." "I'm gonna go check out this last board member, Mr. John Foster." "Pete, just be careful." "And did you hear from Steve?" "No, but I did find an article crediting Armstrong's algorithmic trading quantitative analysts for their recent success--"ATQ."" "Got it." "So maybe if there's a section" "Uh-oh." "Artie." "Oh, no." "It's happening again." "I'm gonna need specific directions." "This place is huge." "Nick, Nick, can you hear me?" "Can you tell me what you see?" "I'm in the same office as before." "I ne--I need more." "Something specific?" "Door with frosted glass and a desk in front of it." "Frosted glass and--and desks." "They've all got frosted glass and desks." "Nick, what else?" "I know you can do this." "Come on." "I hear that song from the "Kill The Wabbit" cartoon." "Artie, I don't know--he keeps hearing "Kill The Wabbit."" ""Kill The Wabbit"?" ""Kill The Wabbit."" ""K--"" "Oh, "Kill The Wabbit."" "Okay." "All right." "I got you." "♪ ♪" "Of course, Orville Wright's aviator goggles." "Take 'em off!" "Artie, come on." "Why?" "'Cause if I'm right, they belong to the less talented of the Wright Brothers who imbued them with the ability to steal other people's brainpower--never mind." "You're killing a young boy by wearing them." "Come on, Artie!" "Are you okay?" "Okay." "Artie, you did it." "I don't know what you did, but it worked--Nick's okay." "Okay." "Lucy, you've got some "splaining" to do." "Well, that was way more testosterone-y than picking a lock." "John Foster?" "Hey, Mykes." "I think I know who has the artifact." "Last week the board rejected, for the third time, a petition from Janice Malloy." "She wanted to erect a bust of her late husband, the founder of Crown Heights." "What about Rex?" "Rex spoke out against the bust, saying it would "Tempt vandals for no good reason."" "So Janice is doing this whole thing over a bust?" "You said it, right?" "Twisted priorities, but, you know, we still don't know how she did it." "She might be doing it to John Foster right now." "Oh, my God." "Her chocolate cookies." "What?" "What--whose-- whose cookies--Janice's?" "When sodom was razed for its sins, it was buried by a windstorm in the salt dunes that made it so wealthy." "The salt, Pete." "I know." "That's what made 'em so good." "Pete, w-what if the handful of artifacts that were created by the windstorm weren't the objects that the salt covered, but the salt itself?" "What if it's imbued with some sort of power?" "Salt from Janice's cookies?" "Whoa." "That would... suck!" "Gah!" "Gah!" "Oh, my..." " Pete!" " God!" "Pete!" "God!" "Pete, don't move, okay?" "Okay, I won't, 'cause I don't think I can." "I think my legs are broken." "Myka, go get Janice and bag the artifact!" " Go!" " Okay." "Oh, yeah, they look good." "I could lose a little weight here, but, uh, oh, they look good." "Thank you very much." " Don't eat that!" " Hey!" "What the" "Trust me, okay?" "I know what you've been doing." "Oh, my God, the salt--the salt covered a person's face and took its shape." "Shut up!" "That's what you've been using to hurt people, isn't it?" "All for what, Janice?" "What--a bust?" "No, it's my husband!" "He built Crown Heights!" "Get back!" "Our whole marriage is about this place, down to naming the streets after our favorite birds!" "He loved Crown Heights!" "He--he gave his life to it, and they-- they want to wipe him-- they want to wipe him out!" "Give me the mask." "Just save it, Janice." "It's getting worse." "Look, I bagged it, all right?" "It's" "Oh, my God, Myka." "Oh, my God." "Why isn't it working?" "Okay, listen, we just--now we just, uh" "Colonel Cassel, what happened?" "They sent me home." "As soon as I left you, I started feeling fi--good lord." "Is he all right?" "No, just go and please call an ambulance!" "Okay, so we just--we just have to figure out what happened when he left us." "Okay, what--what-- what did we do?" "He" "We gassed the whole village, killed 'em all in their sleep-- women, children." "Forgive me." "We made him confess, right?" "Pete, listen to me." "I think that you have to confess, okay?" "I think I'm just gonna wait till the ambulance comes." "You can't wait for the ambulance, okay?" "The only thing that will work is a confession, all right?" "Whatever it is, just trust me." "Tell me, okay?" "I'm--I'm your partner." "Just talk to me." " Okay." " Okay." "It was when I was still drinking and..." "I was--I was young, and I was--I was cocky." "It was stupid, Myka." "I don't-- and I was-- oh, I was drunk, man." "I was drunk." "I got behind the wheel." "It was an..." "I was such an idiot." "I don't know why." "I lost control of the car." "I hit a tree, but I walked away." "I walked away, not a--not a damn scratch." "But my buddy Dave-- he--he got-- he got thrown from the car." "And he broke both his legs." "And I did that." "I did that." "I'm responsible for that." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I..." "That was rock bottom for me." "I swore I'd never take another drink, and I haven't, Myka." "I haven't taken any." "I know." "I know." "Pete, I think it's working." "All right." "I could have killed my friend." "I've never been able to forgive myself." "Just listen to me, okay?" "You have come so far since then, okay?" "You are a completely different person now." "It took real guts to tell me that." "I think you've got all the testosterone that you need." " You think so?" " I do." "So no more seizures?" "No." "Artie caught the guy who was doing this to you." "We think maybe you ran into him panhandling or something." "So no more seizures, no more visions." "Huh?" " Yeah." " Okay." "Uh, thanks." "I mean, you're awesome." "You saved my life, so, you know, I owe you." "Oh, no, come on, it's my job." "So can I go now?" "Yeah." "I mean, I guess." "You're not gonna call social services?" "Well, like you said, we don't really do that, and I would never do that, but where are you gonna go?" "I don't know." "I'll figure it out." "Wait." "It's just that..." "Why don't you come back to South Dakota with us?" "South Dakota?" " Why would I do that?" " Just for a couple days-- so we can monitor whatever the residual effects of this might be, and then when we're done, we'll fly you back to wherever you want to go to start over." "Eh, I don't know." "Sounds like a trap to put me in foster care someplace really far where I can't run away." "Well, that's a good idea, but, no." "And I think I've earned a little trust at this point, haven't I?" "Look, Nick, I know the worst part about where you are right now is that feeling that nobody cares." "So why don't you let me pay forward what was done for me?" "Yeah, I guess we can give that a shot." "Yeah?" "Great." "It'll--it'll be fun." "You'll like it." "What's that?" "Oh, this is, uh, one of my photographs." "I thought I'd share it with everyone." " Taking your own advice." " Yeah." "Well done." "Hello?" " Hey." " Abigail, hey." "Hi." "Welcome home." "So, uh, we heard you had to flush out the gooery." "That's a bummer, huh?" "Did it barf on you?" "Because I cried when it barfed on me." "She did." "Actually, it barfed on Steve." " Ooh." " What?" "What?" "What is that wonderful smell?" " Hello." "Ah." " Hey." " Hey, guys." " Hi." "Welcome back." "Hi." "Nice welcoming party." "How's everybody?" "What's going on?" " We just got home too." " Oh." "Pete, Myka, Abigail, this is Nick." "Nick." "Hey." "How's it going, man?" " Hi." " This is a lot of people." "Nick is just between places right now, so I convinced Artie to let him stay for a couple of days." "After all, this is a BB, and where is my Steve?" "And what is that wonderful smell?" "I know, right?" "That is Steve." "He is cooking." "What?" "I knew he could cook." "Score." "Oh, the man is full of surprises." "Come on, I'll show you your room." "So how was Ohio?" "Oh, you know, it was... the usual-- snag, bag, tag." "Oh." "Good." "Good--ooh." "What is that?" "I-I took that photo while I was traveling." " Oh." " Beautiful." "Look at you with the hidden talent." "Yeah, I was just gonna put it upstairs." " No." " Leave it here." " Leave it." " It's cool." " Oh." " Is that lasagna?" " Oh, that looks so..." " Lasagna?" "Can I have some?" "So, Steve-O, how'd your physical go?" "It turns out I am gay." " Mykes, when's your physical?" " Don't eat it all!" "Mine's coming up this week." "Okay." "There's lots." "There's lots, Artie--plenty." "The doctor will see you now, Ms. Bering." "Myka." "Did you hear what I said?" "I said we could be looking at ovarian cancer." "I think we should discuss treatment options, Myka." | {
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""Guys with Kids" is taped in front of a live studio audience." "So, everyone, we have big news." " You're" " I'm not pregnant." "Don't say I look pregnant." "Just maybe take a test." "Nick is directing a Super Bowl insurance commercial with a wisecracking badger." ""Gloria, we crashed the car again."" "Well, Marny has some great news too." "I got a promotion..." "Ooh." "And not the kind th would've happened anyway, the kind you get for brown-nosing..." "But you can't just kiss around the edge." "You really got to work your way in there." "Play the game, people." "All right, my turn." "Last week I was at the dentist, and I had that paper bib on-- you know, the one with the metal chain." "Food was everywhere." "I mean, there was blood." "There was spit." "There was more blood." "You got to floss, man." "Keep your nose out of my mouth, all right?" "And when they took the plastic bib off," "I was spotless." "And that's when it hit me." "I need one of these for when I'm with my boys, when they're throwing food and have filthy hands." "A protective napkin that I can wear over my clothes, like a poncho." "I'm gonna call it "The over-cho."" "You should call it "The wrapkin."" "No, no, no, no, no." "That's what I said" ""the wrapkin."" "Well, Gary, whatever it's called, it's a great idea, honey." "All right." "So, Chris, let's keep the ball rolling." " What have you been up to?" " Oh, okay." "Okay, big things" "Uh, proofread some contracts at work." "Um, on the social front," "I marathoned through some Golden Girls episodes." "It was pretty good." "Uh..." "Ooh!" "Finally pulled the trigger on an iced-tea maker." "Yeah." "Had immediate buyer's remorse, returned it." "Boo!" "What?" "Chris, if that's the big stuff, you need to make a change, my friend." "You are a single guy." "You should be out there tearing it up." "Get a hobby, okay?" "Do something so that your sucky life doesn't suck the fun out of dinner parties, 'cause it sucks." "My life doesn't suck." "It's not great." "♪ Life is how you live it ♪" "♪ ooh" "♪ wake up where you want to be ♪" "♪ hey, hey" " ♪ you and me - ♪ Ooh" " ♪ we're happy - ♪ Ooh, hey" "♪ we need our friends like the sun ♪" "♪ everybody singin'" "♪ why would you walk when you can run?" "♪" "♪ everybody singin'" " Okay, we'll be home by 10:30." "There's ice cream in the freezer." "Stacee, what are we doing tonight?" "I thought we would make friendship bracelets." "Oh, my God!" "You don't ever have to come home." " Hey, guys." " Hey." "Hey, Chris." "Hey, Ernie." "Hey, Stacee." "Uh, so, Nick, um, I took your advice to heart, okay?" "My life does kind of suck, and I'm changing things up, okay?" "I saw a flyer at Cagney's, and I am gonna learn to do something that I've always wanted to do." "Perfect." "Okay, whatever it is," "I support you 100%." "I am gonna learn to become a DJ." "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life." "You said you were gonna support me 100%." "Yes, okay, I'm sorry." "You're right." "God." "Hit me again." "I want to become a DJ." "That's so stupid." "Sorry." "One more time." "Here we go." "I'll do it right." "I want to become a DJ." "Yes." "Only problem is, uh, the first class is tonight." "Oh, you can leave Ernie with me." "I don't mind." "The more, the merrier." "Great." "It's fine by me." "Have you thought of a name yet?" "DJ Christoph." "Yes." "Oh..." "That one really took it out of me." "Gary?" "Are you ready for the opportunity of a lifetime?" "Babe, I'm tired." "I don't know if I'm up for it tonight..." "Maybe quickly in the shower." "For years, people have walked through that door for work or a nice night out on the town, but they wanted to give their kids one last hug good-bye." "But they wanted to give their kids one last hug good-bye!" "We were playing with peanut butter." "But we want to hug you." "Oh, that's okay." "I'm wearing the wrapkin." "Uh-huh, look at it." "I can receive the affection of my children without going to the cleaners." "Thank you, wrapkin." "Yay!" "But wait." "There's more." "What if I told you you could get in on the ground floor of an amazing business opportunity?" "I'm in!" "All for an initial investment of $10,000." "I'm out." "What do you mean you're out?" "I thought you liked my wrapkin idea." "That was before it was $10,000." "Boys, can you give me and mommy a second?" "One." "There's a second." "Son, you're not reading the situation correctly." "Go." "Honey, listen..." "I love being a stay-at-home dad." "But lately I'm beginning to think that I need more in my life than cleaning poop out of a heating grate." "Why would you need" "There are things that go on around here that you don't need to know about." "But I know this wrapkin is a great idea." "But like any new venture, there's start-up costs." "I just think it's too much money to gamble." "Baby, it's not a gamble." "It's an investment." "So then find some other investor so we don't have to take all the risk." "Okay, we can do that too." "But you do realize that we won't get all the money, which goes against the first rule of my favorite business book:" "Get all the money!" "Stacee!" "DJ Christoph!" "I'm sorry." "I thought you said 10:30." "No, no." "We can go wait outside till you guys are done if you want." "Uh, uh, how were the kids?" " They were perfect." " Oh, good." "And, um, uh, how were the kids?" "Good." "You gave me your library card." "Keep it." "Okay, well, I guess I should go." "So text me if you're free or whatever." "Cool." "Very cool." "Up high." "No!" "No up high!" "Ow." "Are you crazy?" "What were you thinking?" "I came to pick up Ernie, and--and Stacee asked me how my DJ class went." "And then, you know, we started talking beats, you know?" "And she--actually, it was really cute." "She confessed to having a crush on me." "Dude, you have not only taken my advice, you have tricked it out with spoilers and hydraulics and such." "Stop it!" "She is in college." "She's on a meal plan." "She calls Taylor Swift a woman." "Listen, Emily..." "Nick told me to change it up, and I am changing things up." "And I got to yell, I feel..." "Gah-gah-gah-gah-g-g-g-gah-gah" "Great." "Hey, guys." " Everyone, this is Stacee." " Hi." "Is that Stacee with a double "e"" "or a hearted "I"?" "Double "e."" "Oh." "Stacee, come play with me." " Okay." " Excuse me." "I'm not saying this to be rude, but, uh, you're not gonna charge us for that, right?" " You're funny." " Okay." "Was that a no?" "Chris, you seem so happy." "You're glowing." "I know, right?" "It's like I'm pregnant." "Yeah, thanks to Nick," "I have a new perspective on my life." "Nick." "Nick." "Nick." "Nick." "It felt like a natural place for a "Nick" chant." "Hey, Chris, uh, is it cool if Stacee gets some of this?" "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I-I think." "Yeah, just--yeah." "Uh, Gary, what's going on with the wrapkin?" "Well, things couldn't be going better." "Like you, I'm doing some exciting new things." " Yeah!" " Yeah!" "In fact, that's why I invited all of you down here today." "This wrapkin thing is gonna take off, and I want each and every one of you there with me." "So I'm looking for some savvy investors that are interested in getting in on the ground level." "Sheila?" "Emily?" "Nick?" "You know what?" "I will invest." "My man!" "But not with money." "Something much more valuable-- advice." "Uhhuh." "Let passion guide you." "We are all the heroes of our journeys." "Aw, was that written on the dry erase board on Stacee's dorm-room door?" "Stacee lives off-campus with three girlfriends." "And it was written on a dry erase board in the kitchen, and Tanya wrote it, so..." "And then Kimmy put a little heart next to it?" "Oh, my God." "I'm right." "Chris, come show the kids how you can walk on your hands." "Oh, okay." "It's so good to see Chris walking on his hands again." "You know, maybe these changes for Chris are for the better." "No." "No good can come of this." "Chris needs structure." "He is not free-spirit material." "You're going to break him." "I think you're just upset because he took my advice, and it's working." "And also, Stacee totally burned you with the double "e" thing." "All right..." "What's the first rule of the park?" "Leave all our energy here." "Leave it." "Have fun." "Look what arrived!" "Oh, my wrapkins came!" "12 boxes of them." "Congratulations." "I didn't know you'd found an investor." " Yep." " Who?" "Us." "You used $10,000 of our money without asking me?" "Marny, Marny, Marny." "Shh, shh!" "Just keep it down a little bit, okay, baby?" "There are five moms from school here just looking for gossip ever since Liz Clark got sober." "You I-I" "Hey, Helen." "Loving all your emails about the threat of super lice." "Look, I had no choice, all right?" "But don't worry--I'll have the money back in the account before you know it." "I have meetings with 30 vendors alone this afternoon." "Marny, I am the hero of my own journey." "Do not quote Chris to me." "In all fairness, it was Tanya." "Hey, Claire." "Cute hat." "Does it come in my size?" "Don't forget what a great salesman I was, all right?" "I swept the 2002 Real Estate Awards." "Suck on that, Doug Weston." "Now, if you'll excuse me," "I don't want to be late for my first meeting." "Well, good, because I don't even want to be around you right now." "All right." "Oh, hi, Liz." "See ya later, baby." "Mwah." "We love each other." "Hey, guys." "What's going on?" "We stayed up all night talking, watched the sunrise, and then kayaked under the George Washington bridge." "This morning was so incredible, it just made me realize how much I'm missing out there." "'Cause of me." "II'm gonna just keep taking things up a notch." "Yeah, also 'cause of me now." "So, on Monday," "I'm resigning from my law firm." "Okay, that's all you." "I'm gonna figure out what I really want out of life and who I really am." "It's radical." "Yeah, oh, yeah." "I'm saying "radical" again." "No, no, listen, Chris, hey, don't do this, all right?" "A mean old man once told me that you need structure, and..." "She may have been right." "Do you really think this is a good idea?" "Remember how you felt about getting bangs?" "I'm that sure." "I'm throwing a party for him at my place tonight to celebrate, so I won't be able to babysit for you." "We'd love for you guys to come." "We can't come because our babysitter's throwing a party for her unemployed boyfriend." " Chris, don't do this." " No, hey, listen..." "You know what?" "I have a new life now and a new passion and a new girlfriend." "And you guys are just gonna have to get used to it, or don't." "Come on, Stacee." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Hi, um, what is so important?" " Nick?" " Hi." "It's, um..." "It's Chris." "I have-- hey." "I was encouraging him to find himself, and now he's quitting his job on Monday to find himself." " I warned you." " Yes, I know you did." "And I tried to talk some sense into him and he wouldn't listen to me, so that's why I called you, because no one can stifle his spirit the way that you can." "Thank you." "That's nice of you to say." "Well, where is he?" "Let's get this done." "He's DJing a college party." "Oh, it's worse than I thought." "Okay, we need to go in and extract him now." "Whoohoo!" "Looks like we're going to a college party." "Maybe we should, uh, hang out here and get a buzz going first." "Why?" "Why would you drink before going to a party?" "Don't you want to stay sharp in case someone starts a Cole Porter sing-along?" "You know, I think you and I had very different college experiences." "Oh, my God." "Chris's girlfriend lives in a halfway house." "Do me a favor and keep me away from the coconut rum." "I am not flashing my taters tonight." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "You got to take a shot to enter this party." " Oh." " Whoa." " Here you go." " Okay." "Here you go." "Ma'am?" "There he is-- either that or a tall 12-year-old." "Oh, I could get full custody of Ernie right now." " Boom." " Oh!" "Muscle memory." "Hey!" "I'm glad you guys decided to show up after all." "Not for the reasons that you think." " Hep!" " Oh!" "I'm on fire." "Stop that." "Look, Nick and Emily told me you're going to quit your job." "Now, I know you're going through something, so I'm gonna say this gently." "DJing is stupid." "You look stupid." "You're acting stupid." "Now let's go." "No." "No, I'm not going anywhere." "You told me how awful my life was the other night, and now it rules." " It rules so hard!" " Ugh." "Why can't you just be happy for me?" "Chris, look around." "You don't belong here." "Hey, aren't you in my poli-sci class?" "Probably." "You know, as fun as it is to, uh, stand here while you guys bash my life choices," "I got to work this fader like an alligator, okay?" "Chomp, chomp." "So..." "All right, let's boost the wattage in this cottage." "♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪" "♪ travel down the road..." "Golden Girls." "Okay, well, this problem is about to correct itself." "This is not gonna be pretty." "♪ You're a pal and a confidant ♪" "Wait." "What is happening?" "What are you doing?" "I can't help it." "This is really good." "But the whole reason that we're here right now is to..." "Oh, yeah." "Oh." "Back it up, back it up." "All right, everybody, we're just gonna take a little pause for the cause." "You were amazing." "How is that amazing?" "You made a room full of drunk people cheer." "Hey, I have nachos!" " Gary, what are you doing here?" " Hey." "I called him because I wanted some support from somebody who knows how to follow their dreams." " Yeah!" " No." " No?" " Nah." " Today was horrible." " What happened?" "I went into those meetings in full pitch mode." "I was on top of my game-- not one bite." "Nobody wants those things." "Marny's gonna kill me." "Gary, you can't give up on your dreams." "You know what, man?" "The-hero-of-my-own-journey advice sucks." "Hey!" "Is there anybody in here named Tanya?" "Oh, I'm Tanya." "You owe me $10,000!" "I just came here to get a drink before I went home." "Oh, don't bother." "All they have left is orange juice and peppermint Schnapps." "I'll make it work." "See, it doesn't matter how bad you want something." "It doesn't always mean it's gonna work out." "Just because it didn't work out for Gary doesn't mean it's not gonna work out for me." "I'm happier than I've been in a long time." "Okay, then do both." "Okay, be Chris the lawyer during the week and then DJ Christoph on the weekends." "Yes, otherwise, if you quit, how are you going to earn money?" "I'll figure it out." "I always do." "Dude, you were amazing tonight." "We took up a collection." "Oh!" "There's, like, 32 bucks in there." "I can do both." "Yeah, I thought the exam was super hard too." "Hey." "Kids, hide your wallets." "Captain wrapkin's here." "Okay, I deserve that." "I should have never taken the money." "Gary, you know it's not about the money, right?" "We've got to be on the same page." "Well, right now it's about the money." "I didn't sell one wrapkin." "Not one?" " How is that possible?" " I don't know." "Everywhere I went, I gave 'em the hard sell." "It's not like the old days." "I don't know what I did wrong." "I do." "Wrapkins aren't commercial real estate." "You came up with this idea because you're a stay-at-home dad." " Mm-hmm." " You've got to sell them like you're a stay-at-home dad, not some slick salesman." "So why didn't you tell me this before?" "'Cause I was mad at you." "And I kind of just came up with it right now." " Hey, what are you doing?" " Painting." 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"ROME, OPEN OITY" "All characters and incidents in this film, though inspired by the tragic and heroic chronicle of the nine months that lasted the Nazi Occupation, are fictitious" "Any resemblance to actual persons is coincidental" "Oh, my God!" "I'm coming!" " Engineer Giorgio Manfredi?" " He's not in." " Where is he?" " We don't know" "He's seldom home" "Where does he go?" "You know, he's young and single." " Where's his room?" " That way." "Search the house" "Many visitors?" "No, not lately." "Of course!" "Other tenants?" "Two" " Where's the phone?" " Back there." "I'll take it!" "Giorgo there?" "Yes, Manfredi." "Who's this?" "A friend." "Who?" "Who's speaking?" "It was a lady." "I don't know her." "That door?" "Stay calm!" " What's this?" " The Embassy of Spain." "We'll divide Rome into 14 zones" "Our Schroeder Plan has been tested scientifically in other cities." "It will allow us dragnet operations on a grand scale with a minimum force" "Sergeant Bauer telephoned" "He hasn't found that person" "Should he bring the landlady and the maid?" "No, that's not necessary." "Bad news?" "Someone missed an appointment" "Someone important?" "I hope so." "Know them?" "No Who are they?" "He is known as Manfredi." "He was denounced as a leader of the Committee of National Liberation" "I believe that's him." "How did you hock him?" "We met here in this office" "Every night I "stroll" through Rome without leaving this room!" "I'm quite fond of such photos taken by surprise." "They enable interesting encounters" "For example, when I just met Manfredi and his girlfriend," "I thought:" "I've seen this man somewhere before!" "Look here." "Second from the left." "I received these from Berlin." "I don't think I'm mistaken." "It's he!" "They're one and the same person!" "What's that noise?" "What's the matter?" "We're interrogating that professor He's stubborn" "Silence him!" "How they scream, these Italians!" "And she?" "Marina Mari, an actress." "I've seen her." "Very pretty." "Yes, very." "Take it easy!" "What's up?" "They've broken into the bakery!" "What are you doing?" "Unfortunately, I'm in uniform" " I can't do anything." " I know.." "Scoundrels!" "They even had pastries!" "And no flour - they said!" "Agostino, go get some!" "How could I?" "I'm a sexton!" "I'll go to hell." "Then you'll get pastries in Heaven." "Let me go" "Pina, you here too?" "Should I starve then?" "Help me, sergeant!" "You can go to.." "Here we are." "Want me to carry it?" "It's heavy." "Now, it's lighter." "I shouldn't, but I'm hungry from way back." "Pina, do you think Americans really exist?" "It seems so." "Want to buy eggs at 16 lire?" "How dare you talk black market in my presence?" "Leave it." "What do you want?" "Francesco, the printer?" "He's out." "Where is he?" "He's busy." "Who are you?" "It's none of your business." "I know you're Pina!" "You know me?" "Francesco spoke of you" "You're.." "A friend." "Stupid me!" "I thought you were the police!" " May I help you?" " Take me to Francesco's room." "I'll get the key." "Sorry, I couldn't find it." "Come" "Everything's so untidy here..." "I don't mind." "Do you know Don Pietro?" "The priest." "I must see him." "I'll go" "Not you" "I'll send my little boy" "Wait here." "Marcello!" "What?" "Come here." "I can't." "Hurry over to Don Pietro quick!" "I'm busy!" "Come here right now!" "I told you not to stay with Romoletto." "It's dangerous!" "Tell Don Pietro to come quickly." "And don't get lost." "Don Pietro will be here soon." "This morning we stormed the bakery." " The second time this week." " The ladies..." "Some of them know what they're doing but most of them grab what they can." "They even took the scales this morning!" "Excuse me." "Good morning You came to see me?" "I asked him in I thought.." "Why didn't you tell me?" "I'd like to ask you a favor" "Just a moment." "You see Marina?" " Yes, at the theater." " Tell her I can't see her yet." " I'll call her." " All right." " At the theater?" " No." " She lives here?" " She's my sister." "You're surprised, aren't you?" "She probably lied a lot to you." "She's an actress - ashamed of us working people.." "But I wouldn't change places with her." "She's not bad, just stupid." "But how do you know Lauretta?" "It's none of my business." "She's a friend of a girl I know." "Marina?" "You know her?" "I've always known her." "Her mother was a janitress in the Via Tiburtina where my father worked" "Marina and Lauretta grew up together." "But please don't tell her anything about that." " I'm not seeing her anymore." " Why not?" "I just feel it must end now..." "It lasted too much, already." "For how long?" "Four months" "We met in a small restaurant during an air-raid." "Everyone ran for cover, but we remained." "She laughed, she wasn't afraid." " You fell in love..." " Yes, it happened." "It happens..." "But she's not for me." "Maybe, if I had known her before..." "A woman can change, especially when in love." " Who said she's in love?" " Why wouldn't she?" "I didn't offer you some coffee!" "It won't take long, just a cup of coffee." "What miracle brings you here?" " Mother sent me." " Very well." "Let me speak, Don Pietro." "You must come to cur house right away." "She was quite mysterious" "Someone's in Francesco's room." "All right, let's go." "Agostino will come." "Watch the children." "Wait." "You're always running." "You're often absent." "These are not days for catechism." "That's shocking!" "A priest should know..." ""All must unite against the common enemy!"" "Who taught you that?" " Romoletto." " Really?" "Not a soul must know!" "Purgatory!" " What's that?" " A few things." "You must have used up all your coupons" " Not one." " How did you get them?" "There was a "celebration" this morning.." "No one knew why not even the baker..." "Sorry, Don Pietro." "I have to go." "A celebration?" "I don't know." "I hope mother knew about the celebration" "At least it's warm." "Drink it." "You're marrying Francesco soon?" "Yes, and in my condition, a rather late wedding." "We decided long ago but had to postpone it again and again." "Now it's set, for tomorrow" "I must buy you a wedding gift!" "It's just a war-time wedding, a moment at Don Pietro's." "In church?" "Francesco objected, but I said..." ""Better to be married by a Partisan priest... than by a fascist at the City Hall!"" "For sure." "The truth is..." "I believe in God." "Do you have a job?" "I worked as a weaver but I got fired." "The Germans have taken everything." "It must be Don Pietro." "Good morning" "I'm going." "Thank you for coming" "What are you doing here?" " Who's in there?" " Go and fetch some water." " I must talk to you." " Come." "We've 500 men in the mountains near Tagliacozzo, we can't abandon them." "The appointment's for 6 tonight at the Tiburtino Bridge." "I can't go because I've been denounced and curfew's at 5." "I'll go." "I knew it." "The message?" "You'll deliver money for the Military Junta." "You mind?" "Not while others risk their lives..." "What's the signal?" "The whistling of the "Florentine Serenade"." "But you don't know the tune." "Everybody sings it." "Good morning May I help you?" "I'd like to buy a St. Anthony" "Out of stock." "It's not popular now." "How about a St. Rocco?" "Thanks, I'm not interested." "Not interested in a Saint like St. Rocco?" "Come." "Take a Look." "It's a beautiful piece." " I'm going." " Don't forget to stop by Chiurazzi." "It's a bargain." "I must speak to Francesco" "The "man with tight shoes" sent me." "Just a moment." "They're waiting, Father." "Down the stairs." "Don Pietro!" "What happened?" "Nothing serious" "The S.S. men "visited" Manfredi's apartment." " Where is he?" " At your place." "Pina let him in for a few days." "He gave me this." "He'd be safe at the St. Giovanni monastery But he won't go because he'd be cut off from us." "But he's in danger since he's been denounced" "We all can't take refuge in monasteries" " May I introduce cur Director?" " Nice to meet you." "I've heard much about you." "That's bad..." "for both my modesty and health." "You've done great good for us." "It's my duty to help those in need." "Please follow me." "Here it is." "Manfredi said it was to be money." "They're "books" without words" " All of them?" " A thousand "pages"." " A million lire." " Right." " Who is it?" " That's me, open, Marina." " Guess who I saw this morning?" " I don't care." "Manfredi!" "Where?" "At my house" "What did he want?" "He can't see you yet, he'll try to call you." " Anything else?" " No." "Didn't he explain?" "I didn't question him." "I wasn't dressed." "I couldn't talk long to him." "Don't you get changed?" "How did he know your address?" "You must have told him!" "I never told it to him." "What can I tell you?" "Nobody likes that place." "I don't brag about that dump." "Marina, I can't live there anymore..." "Can I stay with you till I find a place?" "Of course, I told you before." " What are you looking for?" " A cigarette." "I'll get you one." " When did he come?" " Who?" "Giorgio." "Early this morning, I was getting dressed." "Marina!" "Do you love him?" "He's quite appealing." "Mind your own business!" "Don't worry, I'm not interested." "Aren't you well?" "It's all right." "Marina!" "You know that's bad for you!" "Ridiculous!" "Many things are bad for us, and we do them!" "I'm coming" "Good evening, how are you?" "Good, you look lovely tonight as usual!" "I'm going." "Hurry, you know the manager!" "Sorry, I have to go." "Got it?" "You're a darling!" "He has no hours, comes and goes..." "Now that one shouldn't stick one's nose cut." "He's never in." "He has his reasons." "I hope so." "You surprise me." "I bet I know who started the riot at the bakery today." "It was you!" "Me?" "Do you take me for an imbecile?" "You fanatical women will yet bring tragedy." "I hope not." " Some soup" " It smells like." "The curfew..." "What time is it?" "Half past four" "I must be going." "Can I take a message?" "I wanted Don Pietro, but I'll see him tomorrow before the wedding." "That's him." " Good evening, Don Pietro." " Good evening, Pina." "I told you not to cock here!" "And cabbage." "I'd rather cock a chicken." "Please, Agostino" "To cock here or in the kitchen.." "We've no food and he buys books!" "They're for the priest of San Lorenzo" "Leaving again?" "Curfew begins in 20 minutes." ""Doctors and priests may circulate... "" ""... and midwives... "" "I've read it." "And those guys are trigger happy." "Don Pietro, I have come for confession" "I must leave now." "Tomorrow morning" "Okay, I'll walk part way with you..." "I'll help you." "A priest carrying a bundle?" "It's not heavy." "Let's go, it's getting late..." "Good bye, Agostino" "Don't worry." "If this war doesn't end, I'll go crazy!" "Are you the priest Don Pietro?" "I wish to speak with you." "Come." "I'm going." "What does he want?" "It had better..." "Wait over there." "Sit down" "Leave us alone." "Please." "From Don Saverio de Risi the priest of Minturno." "You mustn't think I'm a coward.." "I can't go on!" "Don't worry." "I'll help you." "Where are you coming from?" "From Cassino... an inferno!" "Who was he?" "What did he want?" "Only some information" "Whenever I see one of them..." "It's so long since I've been to confession" "Let me speak." "I feel I've led a bad life..." "Don't think I'm not ashamed." "Going to the altar in my condition" "You could never understand." "There are things one does without realizing one is doing wrong" "I love him... and he's so kind." "He could have found a better woman a young girl." "Not a widow, with a child, penniless... because I sold everything in order to live." "And life is worse.." "How can we forget these sufferings, the anxieties, the fears?" "Doesn't God see us?" "So many ask the same question.." "But are we sure we don't deserve this scourge?" "Are we sure we've lived in the way of God?" "Few think of changing their ways, yet when knotted in despair they cry cut:" ""Doesn't God see us?" "Doesn't He have pity?"" "Yes, God has pity but we've much to be forgiven for." "So we must pray and forgive others" "You're right, but when I see them" "I still want to kick their faces in!" "You are right..." "What have you made me say?" "Give it to me." "Good bye." "She needed help." "The Germans nabbed her fiance" "I told her: "Leave it to me."" "What a woman!" "Halt, hands up!" "Do you have a permit?" "A printer..." "It's written there." "Very well." "Go home, quick!" "Francesco, you frightened me!" "He insisted on taking me home" "There's nothing wrong in that, is there?" "Everything all right?" "Yes, the landlady and Nannina were swell." "They ransacked your place today." "There was nothing." "Pina let you in?" "She was very nice." "Like her?" "A real person!" "First she thought I was the police.." "I see." "Don Pietro met Gino" "What did he say about me?" "He's worried He's meeting the "old man" today." "He's here?" "You mustn't see him." "Gino said you must lay low for a while." "Yes, but to be cut off from headquarters..." "I can't understand how they found me cut!" "It's difficult to trace those things but we can try." "Let's hope Don Pietro met cur friend at Tagliacozzo." "Here's your paper." "It's well printed, no?" "How many copies?" "12,000." "Here comes Pina." "How are you?" "I'm worried about Marcello, he's disappeared." " I can't find him anywhere!" " Upstairs?" "All the kids are gone." "Where have they gone?" "They went cut." "After curfew?" "Good work, I'm proud of you!" "Hurry up, boys" "Good night!" "There you are!" "Just wait and see..." "If he were my father, I'd show him!" "Good night." "There you are!" "We'd better go in one at a time." "You, first." "There you are!" "They're back." "I'm going in or there'll be murder." "Where were you?" " At Romoletto's." " You were not!" " Downstairs" " Where?" "Why bother?" "You can see he's lying." "Lying?" "I'll kill them!" "I don't know what to do with those kids!" "Not a moment of peace here." "And I work hard all day!" "Fine "work"!" "What did you say?" "Go to bed." "I can't talk in my own house?" "My house - talk in your room!" "I've a right in the kitchen, too!" "I'm fed up with this zoo!" "Beat it!" "Must you scrap every night?" "This is the end!" "If she doesn't leave soon, I'll..." "Isn't baked yet?" "Baked?" "Burned?" "That..." "It's a surprise..." "Elida baked a cake for the wedding tomorrow" "You two won't quarrel at the last minute, will you?" "Because I'm planning to eat plenty!" "It's the only thing he cares about!" "Switch off the light." "They had their lesson" "You never take me!" "You're a girl!" "Girls can be heroines too!" "Romoletto says women are trouble" "Not asleep?" "Let's hide!" "Go to sleep!" "You're not asleep?" "I'm not sleepy." "Where were you with Romoletto?" "I can't tell." "Not even to me?" "No, it's a secret." "Right, you mustn't tell anyone." "Good night." "Listen..." "What?" "Do I start calling you "Dad" tomorrow?" "If you like." "I like you very much." "What is it?" "I quarreled with my sister." "Again?" "She's leaving." "She won't even come to cur wedding." "She's just talking." "No, she's really going." "She's packing." "She'll change her mind." "I'm so tired!" "Come." "Manfredi's there." "He's a friend." "I'd rather be alone with you a while." "Come here." "Like the first time we met..." "remember?" "You banged furiously on my door." "You drove a nail in the wall and knocked my mirror down" "It didn't break though" ""Think you're the Ruler of the Universe?"" "You were such a snob!" "You'd never even say "Hello!" on the stairs." "Only two years and it seems so long ago..." "We were already at war, then." "We thought it would end soon." "We'd see it only in the newsreels." "When will it end?" "Sometimes I can't stand it anymore!" "Even winter seems endless." "It will end and spring will come more beautiful than ever because we'll be freed." "We must believe it." "We must want it." "I know it, I feel it but I can't express it." "Manfredi could." "He's a cultured man." "I believe it's like this." "We mustn't be afraid ever because we're on the right path." "Understand?" "Yes, Francesco" "We're fighting for something that must come true..." "It may be long and difficult... but there'll be a better world for all cur children..." "Marcello and the one whom we await." "For this, you mustn't be afraid, Pina, whatever happens." "Never." "Yes, Francesco.." "I'm not afraid." "Hello No, I haven't seen him." "Didn't he call?" "Didn't he send anyone?" "Tell me the truth!" "You know where he is!" "Believe me, if I knew, I'd tell you." "I hope not." "Good night." "Stupid, asking such questions over the phone!" "We'd end in the Gestapo!" "The Police Commissioner of Rome" "Let him in." "My friend, you've come just in time." "Something interesting has turned up." ""Our" Manfredi was seen this morning in the Rione Prenestino area." "And a gasoline truck was bombed at the train station in that area." "Excuse me, Major, but my news is even more sensational" "This morning at the Bureau of Records" "I made an interesting discovery" "Fantastic!" "Ferraris, Luigi born in Turin, Oct. 3, 1906." "Arrested in Bologna, Feb. 4, 1928." "Sentenced to 12 years for conspiracy against the State." "Escaped in transit, seen in France." "Luigi Ferraris." "You beat me!" "I'd never have permitted myself." "The rest is yet to be done." "To catch him." "Don't worry, he won't escape me!" "Shall I?" "No way!" "I mean not that I distrust you, but he's mine." "Excuse me." "Ingrid." " How are you?" " Madam." "Thanks for the flowers and the coffee." "Ah, Commissioner, you're corrupting my staff but you're forgiven now." "He made a very interesting discovery" "Ingrid, we must work very quickly now." "Leave it to me." "Good morning" "Good morning, my children." "Praised be Jesus Christ." "Eternally praised." "Praised be Jesus Christ." "Eternally praised." "You're eternally late to praise him." "Who's there?" "The law!" "Good morning, sergeant." "Wait a minute, I'm getting dressed." "We'll pay cur respects to your future bride." "The Germans!" "The Fascists!" "They're encircling the building." "Three of you go that way and bring everybody downstairs" "You go that way and do the same." "What are you doing here?" "I'm on duty but now I must go." "You must stay here." "Marcello!" "What's the matter?" " The Germans and the Fascists!" " Where?" " At home" " Let's go, boys" "Wait a moment." "The Germans are there!" "You stay here, I'll go." "We must go." "Stay here, I said!" "Romoletto has bombs in the attic!" "Hurry..." "They're coming" "Francesco managed to escape." "Don't worry, it's a big house" "Don't tell Pina." "Don't worry!" " What are you doing?" " Washing my clothes" "Get cut!" "No one will touch your wash!" "We're here." "Stupid me!" "I hadn't thought of that!" "Where's Francesco?" "He's safe." "Cowards!" "They even dragged the sick down" " What will they do to grandfather?" " Nothing." "My poor son!" "My poor son!" "Don't worry!" " Where was he hiding?" " I don't know." "Where are all the men?" "Answer!" "I don't know." "Ask the janitor." "I'm here to comfort a dying man." "It's the priest." "No need." "We've brought everyone down for some fresh air." "He's seriously ill." "I must go up." "Hurry, Father, he's been calling for you." "Maybe he died already." "Wait." "What's this?" "Everyone had to leave!" "Not that one, he's paralyzed." "Go now, Father!" "In the past, they used to arrive like firemen." "Romoletto!" "Open, it's me!" "Don Pietro's here!" "Go away!" "Open!" "No, go away!" "I'm telling you to open!" "What's this?" "I'm going to kill them all!" "Do you want us all killed?" "Fool!" "Help me!" "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "Where is the dying man?" "I don't know, third or fourth floor." "I'll see." "I'm a bit of a doctor myself." "I'll go alone." "I don't like your face." "There's nobody here." "Let's go upstairs." "The door!" "Are you crazy?" "I'm well!" "Go away!" "Pretend you're dying..." "Dying?" "I'll live a hundred years!" "Stretch out..." "the Germans are coming!" "The Germans!" "I don't care about the Germans!" "Give me that!" "Look in here." "Get up!" "Come, get up!" "Give me that." "What a frying-pan you handed him!" "Francesco!" "Pina!" "Mother!" "Get ready." "Once they crossed the tunnel, aim at the drivers." "Flavio!" "We've brought meat." "Where is it?" "Here." "But I'm an inn-keeper, not a butcher" "We'll be the butchers" "Yes, you're experts." "Good evening, gentlemen!" "Come in." "The lady's waiting for you." "Giorgio, finally!" "I looked for you everywhere!" " What happened?" " Nothing!" "What could have happened to me?" "A friend." "Sit down, Francesco" "The janitor told me the SS were after you." "Why?" "Maybe because I'm an official." " Where will you stay?" " Tonight I'm staying with a friend." " Come with me." " No." " Why not?" " I couldn't, he's with me." "That's alright, I can put you in the living room." "Spaghetti for all?" "Tickets, please." "I don't have any." " I'll give you one." " Thank you." "I'll take care of these gentlemen." "Menzetti's been arrested." "This morning at 6 a.m." "They'll get us all, if we're not careful." "You intend to stay at his place?" "Someone talked." "Poor animals." "There's always American jazz at this hour" "A drink, boys?" "I was given this Kummel." "It will warm us up." "You don't feel well?" "You've fever!" "Giorgio, he's burning!" " I'll make your bed." " Don't worry." "It'll be all right." "Help me Giorgio" "You'll be quite comfortable" "I'll give you an aspirin." "Can you give me the blanket please?" "Everybody is catching a cold" "That's all you can catch now." "Who can that be?" " Who is it?" " That's me." "As you can see, I came." "I had to shake a Fritz off." "Drunk?" "A wee bit." "Go to bed!" "Is there anybody there?" "That's you!" "Go to bed, Lauretta!" "I won't eat him!" "Pina threw you cut on your wedding night!" "Nice welcome!" "I should have stayed with Fritz!" "I'll tell Pina." "Go to bed, Francesco You're feverish, have an aspirin." "I had a fight with my sister." "Come in." "Don't look at me." "Where's the aspirin?" "Look in the drawer, there must be some in a tube." "This stupid girl." "Where will you sleep?" "Don't worry, I'll sleep in the armchair." "It won't be comfortable, you'll be cold" "Hello" "That's you." "Good evening." "How are you, my dear?" "I was waiting for your call." "You're not alone?" "Have you seen him?" "Is he there?" "Oh, little Lauretta." "She's going to live here for a few days." "All right." "I'll call you tomorrow" "Good night." "What's this doing here?" "What?" "The dentist gave it to me when I had a toothache Remember?" "No, I don't." "This tooth I applied it to relieve the pain." " It still pains?" " Not anymore." "Why do you carry it?" "To return it to the dentist." "That explains everything." " What are you doing?" " Tomorrow, I'll return it." "Give it to me." "Take it." "You could lose it." "The price one has to pay for it!" "Why do you look at me like that?" "You don't think that..." "I don't believe anything." "Anyway, you're free." "I've no right over you." "Who am I?" "Just another one..." " One of many?" " I didn't say that." "But you thought so!" "Of course, I've had lovers!" "How else could I get this furniture, these clothes, everything?" "My salary?" "It's just enough for stockings and cigarettes!" "And girls must live!" "That's not living." "Words!" "Life is brutal, dirty!" "I've known poverty, it frightens me." "You wanted me to marry a trolley conductor and starve to death with my family." "Poor Marina..." "You think happiness is a fancy apartment, clothes and rich lovers." "You should have changed me!" "But no, you're like the rest." "In fact, worse!" "They don't preach!" "You're right." "Sorry" "You quarreled once more." " Naturally, you listened in." " No, I didn't." "You can't help it in this house" "Don Pietro offered to hide me in a monastery" " We'll go there." " No, I can't." "I must work harder than ever now." "They killed her." "I understand." "But in your state, you may act rashly and do more harm than good." "You'll have enough time!" "It's a long fight." "We've just started." "Here's the aspirin." "Thank you." "Good night." "What?" "I was thinking." "Manfredi is right." "We are stupid." "Be quiet." "Go to sleep." " There's a visitor." " Let him in." " Good morning" " I was waiting for you." "I've prepared your identification card." "Giovanni Episcopo, you made me 2 years younger." "Thanks." "Who's he?" "The Austrian deserter, you know." "A good man." "This gentleman will come along with us." "The Prior of Monastery is expecting us." "Francesco's down in the courtyard Come, hurry." "Agostino, I'll be a bit late." "You are always up to something..." " Have dinner and go to bed." " I can't fall asleep." "For the child's supper, I'll need some..." "I see." "That's enough." " And for you?" " I have." "Sure." "I'll be away for some time." "I'll be back soon and then we'll always be together." "Let's go." "Dad." "Take this, mother gave it to me." "The information was accurate." "Bravo!" "The information was accurate." "Bravo!" "Do you like it?" "Try it on" "It's yours, my dear." "Terrific." "Look at yourself." "Was he arrested?" "Yes." "What will happen to him?" "Nothing bad." "As soon as he gives us some information, he'll be free." "And if he refuses?" "Don't worry, he'll talk." "If he won't?" "Why shouldn't he?" "Yes, why shouldn't he?" "You love him?" "I don't love anyone." "Why are you so naughty with me?" "Let me go!" "You'll stay here, with me." "No, I don't want that anymore." "Let me go." "Why?" "What have I done?" "What have I done?" "Are you hurt, Don Pietro?" "My glasses." "They're broken" "Doesn't matter." "It's all my fault." "They followed me." "On the contrary, they've been following me." "I made you come here." "Quiet!" "The walls have ears!" "We've nothing to say." "Right, Don Pietro?" "Right, we've nothing to say." "You hear?" "We'll scream like that, too." "Calm down" "We found this in the priest's house" "Their identity cards all forged, naturally." "You searched everywhere?" " Yes, the sacristy, too" " That was unwise." "There were only a sexton and a boy in the church." "They were so afraid that they had nothing to say." "They'll talk." "Thanks." "Aren't you afraid?" "Yes, very much." "But I am quite calm." "It's strange, I don't know why..." "I understand." "You are crazy!" "Listen to me, I know... even though many lives will depend on your silence, do you think you'll be able to stand their tortures?" "You don't know!" "They can make cowards out of heroes!" "We're not heroes, but they won't get anything from us." "What time is it?" "They must talk by morning, before news of their arrest spreads." "We have ten hours." "Listen, Don Pietro..." "I don't know if we'll ever see each other again." "Thanks for all you've done." "But I must tell you now..." "I'm not the person you think I am..." "I'm..." "They're coming Don't betray me!" "You." "Kramer, put the light cut." "Come in." "Please." "What's your name?" "Giovanni Episcopo." "Episcopo, born in Bari, salesman." " What do you sell?" " Oil and wine." "Oil and wine, magnificent!" "Listen, Mister Episcopo if I had time to spare," "I'd enjoy talking about your business." "But I haven't." "I have much esteem for you so I'll make you a proposition" "I know everything about you." "Your name and past activities..." "As for your present political activities, I understand that you're a leader of the Committee of National Liberation, under orders from the Military Junta." "I have absolute, urgent need to know every detail about this organization" "And you can tell me everything." "You say you know everything about my political activities..." "Knowing that, do you really think I can turn spy for you?" "You've made propositions like that before right here to Italian patriots and underground leaders." "They died for their loyalty in silence." "I hope I'm worthy of them." "I'm sorry to see such a reasonable proposition turned down" "But frankly, I expected it." "Italians of all classes have a weakness for rhetoric." "But I'm sure before dawn we'll reach an agreement." "Come on, a cigarette won't make you talk." "Many things have been told about Gestapo" "Calm down, my son" "Try to pray." "In your home, we found this." "Your goal is to harm the Third Reich and its armed forces." "Not exactly." "What is a man who provides false papers and refuge to Italian saboteurs and who shelters German deserters?" "One who humbly practices a little charity." "He's a traitor punishable by the military law of the Reich!" "As God wills." "Then, listen carefully." "Your friend, "Espiscopo", heads a military organization of which you have perfect knowledge." "If you'll speak and persuade him to do likewise you'll have done your duty as priest and citizen." "I'll tell you why." "These men who are plotting against the German armed forces are violating the rights of an occupying power guaranteed by international treaties." "In short - snipers - subject to military justice." "Understand?" " I'm deeply moved." " Finally!" "His testimony" " There's one point though" " What?" "I have nothing to say because I know nothing except confessional secrets which die with a priest." "It's our vow." "Your vows don't interest me." "But they interest someone who's above you and me." "Then tell your friend to talk." "I don't think he knows what you're looking for." "You expect me to believe you don't really know who he is?" "He was just a man in need of my humble help." "Oh, really?" "Then I'll tell you who he is." "He's a subversive and an atheist." "Your enemy!" "I am a Catholic priest." "I think he who fights for justice and freedom, walks in the paths of God which are endless." "You're not starting a sermon?" "I didn't intend to." "Look, I've no time to waste." "You won't talk?" "You won't even try to convince your friend?" "You can save him from tortures that you can't possibly imagine." "I can very well imagine them." "But it's useless." "Do you, yourself, believe that he'll talk?" "Don't worry." "He will." "Believe me." "He won't talk." "He won't." "I'll pray for him." "You won't get much credit for this from your Eternal Father!" "It'll take time." "Call me if something develops" "The deserter hanged himself." " The winner?" " Always the same." "Strenuous evening?" "Not really, but interesting." "Why?" "I've a man who must talk before dawn." "And a priest who's praying for him." "He'll talk." " And if not?" " Impossible" "And if he shuts up..." "It would mean an Italian is worth as much as a German." "It would mean there's no difference between a slave race and a master race!" "And no reason for this war!" "25 years ago, I commanded firing squads in France." "I was a young officer." "I believed then in a German master race." "But the French patriots also died without talking." "We Germans simply can't accept people want to be free." "You're drunk!" "Yes, I'm drunk." "I get drunk to forget." "But it doesn't help." "We do nothing but kill... kill and kill..." "We have sown Europe with corpses" "And from these graves arises an incredible hatred hatred everywhere!" "We will be consumed by hatred." "It's hopeless." "Enough!" "We will all die." "It's hopeless." "I forbid you to continue!" "No hope." "You forget you're a German officer!" " Did he talk?" " No, sir." "We've never had one like him." "He's quite unconscious" "What shall we do, sir?" " So, Wendel?" " Impossible, he must rest a little." "It will be too late." "Perhaps with psychological means?" "You're crazy!" "He must talk now!" "The needle." "Mister Ferraris, I've high regard for you." "I appreciate your courage very much, believe me." "But you can't keep it up!" "You're a Communist" "Your party has signed a treaty with reactionary forces." "You're marching together against us." "But when you occupy Rome or "liberate" it, as you put it will these monarchic officials stick by you?" "I offer you a solution" "Tell me who your military leaders are so I can have them arrested and I'll guarantee your freedom and immunity for your party." "So, Mister Ferraris?" "Continue, until the end!" "I told you it wouldn't be easy." "The priest, quick!" "Look!" "Satisfied?" "There's your charity." "Your love for a brother in Christ!" "You prefer to see him like this?" "You won't save yourself." "Hypocrite!" "Or your accomplices!" "You'll die like a traitor." "We'll destroy all of you!" "All of you!" "You didn't talk..." "It's finished!" "You couldn't kill his soul, so you killed his body!" "God's curse on you!" "You will be crushed like vermin!" "Heavenly Father, what have I said?" "Forgive me, dear Father, forgive me!" "Take him cut!" "Dumb Italians!" "That's all I needed." "This priest made me upset." "I told you it wouldn't be easy." "You're always right." "The report..." "Ah, yes, about the report... heart attack." "And the girl?" "You decide." "Let her stay a few days, then..." "Come, dear, I need a drink." "What name shall I enter, sir?" "Manfredi or Ferraris?" "Neither." "Giovanni Episcopo." "Don't let create more martyrs." "They've enough." "One moment, please." "For the next time." "We are the master race." "What time is it?" " 8:14." " Right, they're late." " Yes, sir." " A cigarette?" "Match?" "Your hat, Don Pietro." "Thank you." "Don't be afraid." "It's not difficult to die well." "The difficult thing is to live right." "Father, forgive them..." | {
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" Hey." " Hey." "Hey." "So, what happened?" "Did a forest tick you off?" "No." "You know how we're always saying we need a place for the mail." "Yeah." "Well, I started building one." "But then I decided to take it to the next step." "You're building a post office?" "No, an entertainment unit, with a mail cubby built right in." " It's a one-day job, max." " Okay." "My word, those are snug." "Oh, yeah." "These are my old work pants." "Sergio Valente." "Power saw kind of got away from me there." " Hey, Pheebs." "PHOEBE:" "Hey." " Any sign of your brother?" " No, but he's always late, so..." " I thought you only met him once." " Yeah, I did." "I think it sounds, you know, big sister-y, "Frank's always late." So..." "Oh." "Well, relax." "He'll be here." " Yeah, no, I know." "I'm just nervous." "RACHEL:" "Oh." "You know, it's just, you know, Mom's dead, don't talk to my sister Grandma's been sleeping a lot lately." "It's just the "last desperate chance to have a family" kind of thing." " Mm." " You're so sweet to wait with me." "Well, actually, Gunther sent me." "You're not allowed to have cups out here." "Does anyone else think David Copperfield's cute?" "No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox." "All right." "Janice likes him." "In fact, she likes him so much, she put him on her, uh, freebie list." "Her what?" "We have a deal where we each pick five different celebrities we could sleep with and the other one can't get mad." "Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship:" "Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities." "So, Chandler, who's on your list?" "Uh, Kim Basinger Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry Yasmine Bleeth..." " Oh." "...and Jessica Rabbit." "Ahem." "Now, you do realize that she is a cartoon and way out of your league?" "I know." "I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head." "Hey, Monica, who would yours be?" "First I need a boyfriend." "Then I can have a list." "It's just a game, Mon." "Rach, how about you?" "Oh, I don't know." "I guess Chris O'Donnell, John F. Kennedy Jr Daniel Day-Lewis, Sting and Parker Stevenson." "Spider-Man?" "Hardy Boy." " Peter Parker." " Thank you." "What about you, honey?" "Who'd be on your list?" "I..." "Oh, that kind of thing requires some serious thought." "First, I'll divide my prospective candidates into categories." "Ahem." "What a geek." "Everybody, this is Frank." "This is my half brother, Frank." " This is everybody." "ROSS:" "Hey." " This is Ross." " Hi, how are you?" " Chandler." "CHANDLER:" "Hi." " Hi." " Joey." " Hey." "FRANK:" "Hi, hi, hi." "PHOEBE:" "This is Monica." " Whoa." " And this is Rachel." " Hi." "Whoa." "I'm gonna get coffee for us." "Hey, how do you guys get anything done?" "Ha, ha." "We don't, really." "Well, so do you guys have big plans?" "Oh, yeah." "We're gonna, like, connect and, you know, bond and everything." "I was thinking we could go down to Times Square and pick up some ninja stars." "Oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker." "You know, we really don't take advantage of living in the city." "Oh, sorry." "Did I get you?" "No, you didn't get me." "It's an electric drill." "You get me, you kill me!" "Calm down." "Do you want this unit or not?" "I do not want this unit." "Well, you should've told me before." "I'm not a mind reader." "And we're out of beer." "Okay, I'm going to Monica's." "CHANDLER:" "Fine." "Hey." "Where you heading in those pants?" "1982?" "Oh, Monica, listen I saw down at the hardware store they got those designer tiles on sale if you wanna redo your bathroom floor." "What's wrong with my bathroom floor?" "Nothing." "It's just old and dingy, that's all." " I highly doubt that." " Oh, yeah?" "If you move your hamper, you can see the color the tile used to be." " Ah!" " Yeah." "I can't live like this." "What are we gonna do?" "Relax, relax." "Here, hold this." "This old stuff comes right up." "I'll show you." "A little more than I wanted to see." "[JOEY GRUNTS]" "Look at that." "Every inch of this is glued down." "It'd take forever to pry this up." "You should, uh..." "You should just leave it." "[MONICA SCOFFS]" "I can't leave it." "You gouged a hole in my dingy floor." "Uh, oh." " Ah?" "There you go." " Aw." "Yeah, that's nice." "You know, we can put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon." "Ooh, ooh!" " What?" " Yeah." "I know what I wanted to ask you." "Can you roll your tongue?" "Because I can and my mom couldn't." "And I thought, you know..." "I figured that was something I got from our dad." " Well, wait, you mean like this?" " Yeah." "Yeah, you can do it too." "Yeah." "[CHUCKLING]" "You're not doing it." "Oh, right, okay." "Yeah, my mom could and I can't." "So we don't have that." " When's your birthday?" " February 16th." "I know a guy who's the 18th." "That's close." " When's yours?" " October 25th." "That's the same month as Halloween." "Yeah." "So, what kind of things do you like to do at home?" "Melt stuff." " Okay, I've got three of my five." " Three of your five what?" "Celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with." "God, you are giving this a lot of thought." "Hey, it's hard, okay?" "I only have two spots left." "All right." "Who you got it narrowed down to?" "Okay." "Ahem." "Elizabeth Hurley." " Ooh, very attractive." " Yeah." "Forgiving." "Susan Sarandon." "Eh, you know what?" "She's too political." "She probably wouldn't let you do it unless you donated four cans of food first." "And Isabella Rossellini." " Ooh." " Ooh." "Very hot." "Very sexy." "But, uh, you know, she's too international." "She's never gonna be around." " So?" " So you gotta play the odds." "Pick somebody who's gonna be in the country, like, all the time." "Yeah." "Because that's why you won't get Isabella Rossellini." "Geography." "Okay, so by "melting," you meant melting." "Yeah." " So is it, like, art?" " Yeah, you can melt art." " Hey, can I use your phone?" " Mm." " Yeah, sure." "You wanna call your mom?" " No, I wanna melt it." "Oh." "Well, um, not right now." "[PHOEBE CHUCKLES]" "You know what?" "I'm just gonna go to bed." "The fumes are giving me a headache." "So..." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Ha, ha." "Good night, bro." "Good night." "Here." "Just in case." "Oh, excellent." "[FRANK SHOUTING]" " What kind of karate is that?" " No kind." " He just makes it up." " Hmm." " So how's it going with you guys?" " So far it kind of blows." "I don't know, I just thought, you know, that he'd feel more like a brother." "Like you and Ross." "Just close and connected and..." "Oh." "We're close now, but you wouldn't believe the years of noogies and wedgies and flying wedgies and atomic wedgies and..." "That's when the waistband actually goes over your head." "Ah." "We drove each other crazy playing the shadow game." " How do you play the shadow game?" " How do you play the shadow game?" " I just asked you." " I just asked you." "I don't have time for this." " No, that is what the game is." " Well, you just gave up really quickly." " Have you seen Joey?" " What's the matter?" "Oh, just this." "It's my fault, really, because the couch is where we usually keep the varnish." "JOEY:" "Hey, somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles?" " What's going on?" " He's retiling my floor." "Yo, spackle boy." " Get up." " Ah-ah." "You started this, you will finish it." "He started mine first." "Build the unit, Cinderellie." "Lay the tile, Cinderellie." "FRANK:" "Whoa." "Big octopus." "Yeah." "[PHONE RINGS]" "Hello?" "Oh, my God." "I totally forgot." "Well, can't someone else do it?" "But I have company." "Yeah, no, look, that's all right." "I'll come in." "Okay." "Um, I'm really sorry, but I have to go into work." "It's one of my regulars." "He's insisting that I do him, so..." " Hey, what kind of work do you do?" " Oh." "I'm a masseuse." "I give people massages and stuff." "You work at one of those massage parlors?" "Well, you know, we don't call it that." "But, yeah." "[LAUGHING]" "Whoa, that's wild." "No, I had no idea." "Ha-ha-ha." "Alrighty." "Heh." "I'll be back in a little bit." "Unless you wanna come with me." "You mean, like, watch?" "No." "No, you can get one yourself." "It'll be on the house." "You know, what are big sisters for?" "Ha, ha." "Well, I don't think this." "You know?" "No, no, no." "I wouldn't do you myself." "I mean, that would be weird." "Yeah." "I'll get one of the other girls to do it." "Ooh, this is so much fun." "Yay!" "Ha, ha." " Are you excited?" " Yeah." "Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?" "It's beautiful." "It's like the first bathroom floor there ever was." "Whoa." "What are you going in there for?" "You want, like, a number?" " Hey." " Hi." "Bye." "Okay." "I'm done with my choices." "These are final." " Well, it's about time." " Yeah." "Very official." "Oh, yeah." "Well, you know, Chandler printed it up on his computer." "And who laminated it?" "That was me." "All right, let me see." "Ahem." ""Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurley Michelle Pfeiffer Dorothy Hamill"?" "Hey, it's my list." "Okay, honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice?" "[MONICA LAUGHS]" "Ow, ow, ow." "PHOEBE:" "Oh." "What?" "Whoa." " Ow, you know?" "Ow." " Hey, hey, what's going on?" " She broke my arm." " He touched my fanny." " No, she touched mine first." "That's my job." "So wait, what's the deal?" "I can have sex with you but I can't touch you?" "JASMINE PHOEBE:" "Ew." " You can't have sex with her." " Did you think I was a hooker?" "No, okay." "I know." "You're a masseuse." "It's cool." "I'm not a cop." "Okay." "Can you ask Mr. Wiffler if he can wait for, like, five minutes?" "JASMINE:" "Fine." "I don't like you." "So that's what you thought I did?" "God." "That's not what I do." "Wait, that..." "Wait, that's not what you do?" "No." "Why would you think that?" "I don't know." "I mean, you know..." "This is the city, you know?" "I just..." "I mean, uh I don't know." "Whatever." "It's the perfect end to the perfect weekend anyway." "Oh, wait." "No, you're right." "No, it was perfect." "I can't believe that I screwed it up so bad." "You really thought it was perfect?" "Well, no, maybe it wasn't perfect but, you know, it was pretty cool, you know?" "Because we had all those great talks, you know?" "Yeah." "Um..." "Which ones in particular were great for you?" "Well, you know, about the tongue thing, you know?" "And how I told you about my likes and my dislikes." "I don't..." "How I like to melt stuff and how I dislike stuff that doesn't melt." "Right." "Okay." "Mm-hm." "You know, I feel like I can really talk to you because, you know, you're my sister, you know?" "Yeah." "I guess I do." "Yeah." "And then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me." "Yeah, well, I wasn't hopping mad, you know?" "You hopped a little bit." "Yeah, I'm really sorry." "You know, I'm really..." "Okay." "[BOTH CHUCKLE]" "Well, this is my favorite part of the weekend." "Right now." "This." " This?" " Uh-huh." "Oh, come on." "We went to Times Square." "We found ninja stars." "I almost get my arm broken by a hooker..." "She's not a hooker." "Well, when I tell my friends about her, she will be." "Okay." "On three." "One, two..." "Why don't we just go on two?" " Why two?" " Because it's faster." "Yeah, I could've counted to three four times without all this two talk." " All right, but in the future..." " Okay." "Heavy thing not getting lighter." "Okay." "One, two..." " So we are going with two?" " All right." "[ALL GROAN]" "Oh, good job, Joe." "Wow." "It's big." "Yeah." "Yeah, so big that it actually makes our doors look smaller." "Maybe my ruler's wrong." "Maybe all the rulers are wrong." "Look, it's not that bad." "So what?" "It blocks a little of your door, a little of my door." "I got a better idea." "How about it blocks none of my door and a lot of your door?" "Listen, before I forget, that side is still wet." "Okay, ahem, let me just see if I've got this right." "So this is a half-caf, double-tall, easy-hazelnut nonfat, no foam, with whip, extra-hot latte, right?" "Okay, great." "Ahem." "You freak." " Thank you." "Ahem." " A coffee to go, please." "[MOUTHS] Oh, my God." "Guys." "Isabella Rossellini." "Are you serious?" "Oh, my God." "Damn." "I cannot believe I took her off my list." "Why?" "Because otherwise you'd go for it?" "[MONICA RACHEL LAUGH]" "Yeah, maybe." "Oh, heh." "You lie." "You don't think I'd go up to her?" "Ross, it took you 10 years to finally admit you liked me." "Yeah?" "Well, missy, you better be glad that list is laminated." "Heh." "You know what, honey?" "You go ahead." "We'll call her an alternate." " Okay." "Hold my cruller." " Okay." "Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?" "Honey, he's about to go hit on Isabella Rossellini." "I'm just sorry we don't got popcorn." "Hi." "Hi." "I'm Ross." "Um, you don't know me, but I'm a big, big fan of yours." "I mean, um, Blue Velvet." "Whoo." "I was wondering if I could maybe buy you a, um, cup of coffee." "Or reimburse you for that one." "[LAUGHS]" "Aren't you with that girl over there?" "[ROSS CHUCKLES]" "Well, yeah, kind of." "But that's okay." "See, we have an understanding." "See, we each have this list of five famous people and you were one of mine." "So I'm allowed to sleep with you." "No, no, no." "It's flattering." "Whoa." "Heh, heh." " I don't know..." " No, no, no." "Wait." "Wait, Isabella." "Don't just dismiss this so fast." "I mean, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." "Yeah, for you." "Is that the list?" " Um, yes." " Can I see it?" " Um, no." " Come on." "But..." "Okay." "I'm not on the list." "Um, see, but that's not the final draft." "It's laminated." "Yeah." "Um, okay, see, you were on my list." "But then my friend Chandler brought up the very good point that you are international." "So I bumped you for Winona Ryder." "Local." "You know, it's ironic, because I have a list of five goofy coffeehouse guys..." "ROSS:" "Uh-huh." "...and yesterday, I just bumped you for that guy over there." "That?" "We're just gonna be friends." " You know what?" " Hmm?" "Betcha I could fit in there." "I got 5 bucks says you can't." "Get out your checkbook, mister." "Oh, I think I have the cash." "JOEY:" "You are dog, man." "I totally fit." "Yeah." "You got me." "I'm out five big ones." "There you go." "JOEY:" "Thank you." "Cha-ching." "Oh, well, hello, Mr. Lincoln." "Better luck next time, buddy." "And the drinks are on me." "[English" " US" " SDH]" | {
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"[music] piano)" "(creak)" "(feedback)" "(thumps)" " (man) Ready?" " (woman murmurs)" " (man) Yeah." "Let's try it like that." " (papers rustle)" "From the studios of WNYH in New York City," "I'm Gabriel Noone, and this is Noone at Night." "As a storyteller, I've spent years looting my life for fiction." "Like a magpie, I tend to steal the shiny stuff and discard the rest." "The facts can always be altered when you're telling a story." "But this time." "I have to be careful." "I'll lay out the events exactly as I remember them." "I want you to believe this." "After all." "That'll be hard enough as it is." "This one is called "The Night Listener."" "It began in the worst of all possible weeks." "Jess had moved out." "Saying it was only temporary." "And I was miserable." "Nothing made sense anymore." "I was trying to read one of my ridiculous yarns." "The kind I had built a career on." "A sentimental piece about our eighth anniversary." "But it felt so phony." "I couldn't put the words into our mouth." "This isn't working." " (woman) It wasn't that bad." " It just doesn't sound like me." "(woman) The levels are the same." "I could adjust." "No, no." "It-it just sounds fake." "Look, Gabriel." "We can't do this again." "(feedback)" "Just run an old one, OK?" "I-I'm..." "You know, I can't." "I'm sorry, I just can't." "(bell tolling)" "Hey." " Why are you here?" " I thought I was gonna buy you a drink." "What happened in the session?" "We're just having sound problems." "Listen, I'm ready to collapse." " You sure you don't wanna go?" " I'm sure." "None of my business, but the station is worried." "You owe them five shows." "I really don't wanna talk about that." " I'm worried about you." " I'm all right." "Really." "All right." "Look." " Take this with you." " Oh, no." "Come on, Ashe." " You don't have to write a blurb." " Thanks." "Just want you to read it." "We're publishing it next quarter." ""A Diary of Transcendent Hope and Courage." Oh, please." "It come with aromatherapy?" "Save it, will ya?" "You'll have real questions after you've read it." " Hang in there, OK?" " Yeah." "See ya." "Jesus!" "You scared me." " Just, uh, picking some stuff up." " No problem." "See you brought Lucifer." "Lucien." "He's just a friend." "Oh, babe, I told ya." "I just need a little space." " It's all right." " I'll see ya." " No, Hugo." "Go." " Hugo." "Hugo!" "(clock ticking)" "(thunder rumbling)" "(Gabriel) "Charles Dickens." Wrote Pete Logand." ""Was only 12 when his parents sent him to make boot polish" ""in a factory by the docks." ""This screwed him up forever and made him a writer." "(Gabriel and Pete) "I think we've all got a blacking factory." "Some terrible something that makes us lose our baby hearts as surely as we lose our baby teeth."" "(Pete) Mine was in the basement in Milwaukee." "It was converted into a room that was supposed to be my playhouse." "No one ever wondered why my dad made it soundproof." "I knew all his games by the time I was seven." "By the time I was 11." "Other grownups were with him." "I wondered how much my mom knew." "(Gabriel and Pete) Then one night I heard her there in the playhouse." "Whispering." "Telling somebody to move out of the way." "I realized she'd been there all along." "(Gabriel) "That was what the blindfold was for - to keep me hidden." ""So they could sell the tapes on the Internet."" "(distorted voices)" "(laughter)" " (phone ringing) - (gasps)" "(Gabriel's voice) You've reached Gabriel and Jess." "Leave a message at the tone." "(boy) Hi." "It's Pete Logand." "The guy who wrote that book?" "Ashe gave me your number." "So I just wanted to..." "He said if I talk long enough you might..." "Oh." "Well." "Bye." "(dial tone)" " Ambushed?" " That's as good a word as any." "I thought it'd make you feel better to distract yourself." "The way I'm feeling, I might say something wrong." "You won't say anything wrong." "Did you like the book?" "It's somewhat raw." "But powerful." " He's a brave kid." "How old is he?" " 14." "Jesus." "How'd you get it?" "(chuckles) Right over the transom." "No agent, no nothing." " Donna just mailed it to us." " Who?" "The social worker who adopted him." "She got him to write as therapy." "You must have edited like crazy." " Well..." " What?" "It's the cleanest manuscript I've had all year." "Damn." "I wouldn't do this to you unless I thought there was a real connection." " Remember the basement?" " Yeah." "Well, he listened to the show after they'd gone." " Jesus." " He wanted me to give that to you." "(footsteps)" "Jess?" "What the hell are you doing?" "Hi." "I can't do your books unless you leave me your checkbook." "This place was a mess." "Besides, I like laundry." "It makes me happy." "The power went out." "Your fuse box is fucked up." "And your dad called." " You didn't pick up, did you?" " I had to." "He kept saying:" "(Southern accent) "Pick up, goddammit." "I know you're there."" "(normal voice) He's a nice old coot." "If he met you, he'd call you "that cute Chink gal" behind your back." " I am a cute Chink gal." " Mm-hm." "How old is he anyway?" "He's got to be, like, ancient." "Why?" "Because I am?" "I just hope that I'm over my parents by the time I'm your age." "Good luck." "They asked about Jess." "You haven't told 'em yet, have you?" "No. 'Cause he'll be back by then." "Right." "(phone ringing through receiver)" "(woman) Hello." "Please leave a message after the tone. (beep)" "Hi, Pete." "This is Gabriel Noone." "Ashe gave me your number and, uh..." "I read your book." "I really liked it." "(beep)" " (Pete) Hey." " Hey." "You swear it's really you?" "Why wouldn't it be me?" "I dunno." "You don't sound like yourself." "Well." "I'm a little less dramatic in person." " You sound like hammered shit." " (Gabriel laughs)" "That pins it down pretty well." "No offense." "Just can't fuckin' believe it's you, man." "You just fuckin' have to." "I'm sorry." "My new mom says I've got a trashy mouth." "Really?" "Well." "She's fuckin' right." "Anyway." "I was really impressed by your book." "I want to wish you good luck." "So what do you guys do for Christmas?" "What do you mean?" " You and Jess." "Do you have a tree?" " Oh, no." "We're not that big on Christmas." "Yeah." "I know what you mean." "We got a rusty water tank across the street." "They hang a damn star on it every year." "A star." "That sounds nice." "Yeah." "Except it doesn't face this way." "Just lights up the graffiti." "The rest of the town gets "Bethlehem." All's we get is "Roberta blows."" "I swear." "Big ol' red letters." ""Roberta blows."" "They painted it out last year." "It came back." " She must really blow." " (laughs." "Coughs)" "You OK?" "Shit. (coughs)" "Pete?" "(Pete continues coughing)" "Shit. (coughs)" "Yeah, I'm OK." "Gotta warn me if you're gonna be funny, man." " Drink this." " Sorry." " What is it?" " Well." "Donna's here now being a pain." "I wouldn't put up with it." "Except she's a babe and I like redheads." "It's him." "Say something." " Hi." "This is Donna Logand." " Hey." "I'm sorry to cut this short." "This cough is worrying me." " Well, sure." "I understand..." " (dial tone)" "(turns off phone)" "(phone rings)" "Hello?" "It's Donna." "He's asleep now." "We had to drain his lungs." " Has he told you about the AIDS?" " Yeah." "He did." "Listen, there are some incredible drugs nowadays." "They worked wonders for Jess." "Yeah, we've tried a lot of them but he had syphilis when he was eight and his lungs are like Swiss cheese." "He doesn't have very long." "A few months at the most." "It probably doesn't make it any easier, being out here in the middle of nowhere." "But I just can't have those creeps knowing where he is." "I thought they were in prison." "His father was." "But his mother disappeared after her arraignment." " They don't know where she is." " Surely after all these years..." "We don't know what she's capable of." "But the point of moving here is not to be paranoid." "Right?" "(Gabriel) The thought of that haunted me all night." "Over the next few weeks." "Pete and I talked almost every day." "Who do you want to talk to when your book is published?" "What do you mean?" "You know." "Somebody famous who really likes your book." "Derek Jeter would be cool." "Well." "OK." "Yeah." "(Pete scoffs)" "You don't know who that is." "Do you?" "Of course." "He's a sports guy." "Yeah, what sport?" "Gettin' picky on me." "Just 'cause you're a dick-smoker don't mean you can't watch ball games." "What?" "What." "A dick-smoker?" "You've never heard that?" "No." "Well, no offense or nothin'." "You and, uh..." "Jess seem pretty cool." "So, how's he doing?" " He's OK." " So when can I talk to him?" "Well, that's gonna be kind of difficult." "He moved out a couple of weeks ago." "Oh, man." "That sucks." "He says he needs to be alone, but he says he's coming back." "I'm sure." "It seemed like you had something special." "I think you've just gotta be patient." "Gabriel." "Something like that doesn't come every day." "That's what I want." "That kind of thing." "One of these days." "Don't worry." "You'll get it." "No." "Ain't a lot of girls between here and the hospital." "You think about girls a lot?" "That's all I can do." "Man." "Think about 'em." "Seeta." "You have Playboy?" " (Jess) Hey, you." " Hey." "Hugo." " For a friend." " Yeah." "I was gonna call you." "I'm having a small Christmas party." "You wanna come?" " Sure." " OK." "I'll call you." " See ya." " See ya." "So he gets the Playboy." "Next thing you know he's hiding it from his new mom." "Who knew I'd be a heterosexual influence?" "That is just the sweetest thing I've ever heard." " Isn't it?" " I'd be careful if I was you." " Why?" " Folks could talk, that's all." "About what?" "Use your damn head." "That boy was abused by gays." "He was abused by pedophiles." "Haven't you been listening?" " They were men." " Straight men." "Lift you leg, sweetness." "How could they be straight if they messed with a boy?" " They called him "faggot" while doing it." " Do you have to make everything filthy?" "Honey, calm down." "Don't get so angry." "That's much easier than feeling something." "What kind of New Age crap is that?" "Just 'cause you're shut down doesn't mean we have to be." " Just because you're a big crybaby..." " Come on, guys." " Should I go somewhere?" " No." "Come on, let's..." "We're gonna be late." " You two seemed a little better this time." " Yeah." "Another thousand years we'll be able to have a conversation." " What were you gonna tell us about Jess?" " Nothing." "Maybe we'll see him on our way back to Raleigh." "Just say goodbye to the little prick." "What? "Little prick"?" "He can handle that." " I can handle big ones, actually." " (laughs)" "You are nasty." " What'd he say?" " See you, Pap." "OK, son." "([music] hip-hop)" "(chatter." "Laughter)" "Hey, Gabriel!" "Gabriel!" "Hey!" " Where are you going?" " Why'd you invite me to this?" "It's a party." "Ridiculous." "Gabriel." "Come here." "What's the matter?" " Who are all these people?" " My friends." "My roommate's and mine." "Since when did you know so many people?" "Hey, most of my friends were your friends." "I wanted new friends." "What's the problem here?" "I don't understand what's happening." "When I moved in with you, I was barely out of college." "I wanted to take care of you." "And you don't think I wanted to take care of you?" " I'm not saying that." " That's what you think." "Gabriel, for eight years I was gonna die." "And now it looks like I'm not going to, and I want to see what that feels like." "Look." "I just..." "If you had any guts, you'd end this." "That's not how I feel." " No, no, no." " Come here." "Come here, please." "(knock on door)" "Comin' out." "OK?" "Yeah." "I'm OK." "(Gabriel) You've reached Gabriel and Jess." "Please leave a message at the tone." "It's Donna." "I'm at the hospital." "He's in the oxygen tank." "It's not looking very good." "I don't think he'll make it through the night." "I'll call you back when there's news." "Bye." "(female machine voice) End of message." "Ah." "Don't you think she'd have called if anything happened?" "I've just got this gut feeling." " So call the hospital." " I don't know which one he's in." "Do you think it's possible they're being a little melodramatic?" "You know, the abusive parents, the basement." "It all seems so over the top." " Some people have shitty lives." " They're not shitty all the time." "(electronic hum)" "They may be revving it up a bit." "(phone ringing)" "I can't believe you'd even suggest that a dying child would embellish it." " Hello?" " It's Donna." "Hi." "Donna, I'm gonna put you on speaker phone." "Jess is here." " Hi." "Jess." "It's nice to meet the real thing." " It's nice to meet you, too." "Gabriel." "The Bactrim's kicked in." "Pete's better this morning." "Thank God." " He wants to say hello." " Sure." "Put him on." " (Pete) Hey." "Dude." " Hey, kiddo." "How you feelin'?" " Better than yesterday." " Great." "Hey, Jess is here." "He's fixing my fuse box." "I don't even wanna know what that means." "OK." "Well." "They want me to go to sleep now." "You guys stay cool." " Sleep tight, dude." " (dial tone)" "What a relief." "Yeah." "What?" "I think it's the same voice, babe." "What?" "Yeah." "Pete and Donna." "I..." "I don't know, they... they have the same voice." "One is higher-pitched, but they're..." "Are you saying it's some kind of impersonation?" "Yeah, more or less." " Why would someone do that?" " I don't know." " Dozens of people know them." " Who?" "Doctors." "There's a nurse who comes and stays at the house." "You've only been told that." " What about Ashe?" " Did he ever actually go to Wisconsin?" "He must have." "What about the photo?" "That could be anybody." " There's ways to prove this." " Hey." "I'm happy to be wrong." "No." "No, you're never happy to be wrong." "This is the first time I've felt decent in weeks." "Why are you trying to destroy it?" "Because this isn't one of your stories." "You never look at things for what they are." " That's such bullshit." " Bullshit?" "Bullshit?" "OK." "Where exactly did I tell you I tested positive?" " What the...?" " Answer the question!" "In the park on a bench in front of those guys playing drums." "No." "No, that's what you put in your show." "It was at a grimy old deli on 3rd." "But that's not very interesting, is it?" "Look, I moved out because I needed a break." "You always sift through this relationship looking for material for your show." "Tell me you didn't fuckin' relish it." "I went along with the show because I thought it gave my death meaning." "But I don't need that anymore." "Well, great." "Because there's no show." "Are you happy?" "That's not my fault." "You don't know him." "Maybe." " Looks transparent to me." " What's that supposed to mean?" "You're always talking about wanting kids." "And now you've created this..." " Fuck you." "You're such an asshole!" " Fuck it." "You know, go play with Tiny Tim." "(door closes)" "Do you know anyone who actually met Pete Logand?" "No." "Not a doctor or a social worker or neighbor, anybody?" "They live in Wisconsin." "Jess thinks Pete and Donna sound alike." " They do." " That doesn't strike you as odd?" "Pete didn't talk when he came to live with her and ended up imitating her." " That wasn't in the book." " A lot isn't." " You know 'cause she told you." " Yeah." " You got all of your information from her." " Her and Pete." "Did she show you a birth certificate, an adoption document, something substantial?" "If you think it's a hoax, you're off base." " Why?" " Because!" "I spent over a year speaking with them and they told me things you couldn't imagine." "Now, maybe your present situation is coloring the way you think." "It has nothing to do with that." "You're about to publish a book by an author you know shit about." "Shouldn't you be a little concerned?" "(phone ringing)" "(Gabriel) You've reached Gabriel and Jess." "Please leave a message at the tone." "(Donna) Oh." "Uh..." "Well." "I guess you're not there so I'll just try again." " Hello?" " Oh." "It's Donna." "Hi." "I know this isn't much notice, but we'd love for you to come visit for Christmas." " Really?" " Yeah." "Sure." "The guest room ain't fancy." "But I cook a mean plum pudding and it would mean so much to Pete." " So..." " (coughing)" " Is that Pete?" " Yeah." "He still has a cough." "But he's fine." "So." "Can you come?" "I can't think of a better way to spend Christmas." " That's great." " Yeah, it is." "Really is." " Hey, Gabriel." " Hey, Marie." " Didn't know you played baseball." " Oh, no." "It's a gift for a friend." "Signed by, uh, Jerry Deter." "You mean Derek Jeter?" " Yeah." "Yeah." " (phone rings)" "Fuck, she bailed on you." " What was her excuse?" " There was no excuse." "Doctor said he shouldn't have any visitors." "They're worried about him catching a flu." "Fucking planes are petri dishes." "I don't want him to catch something from me." "So later, maybe." "Yeah." "If he's still around." "Well, you never know." "No, you don't." "Not about anything." " We shouldn't see each other anymore." " Babe, it doesn't have to be like this." "Yeah, babe." "I don't want to be jerked around." "I want a clean break." " We're not gonna speak to each other?" " I'm too old for this shit." " Come on, Gabriel." " Listen, you ruined what we had." "You're the fucking one who can't see the reality." "What do you mean there won't be a book?" "I thought your editor believed this kid." "He does, but his bosses got cold feet." " And Donna and Pete?" " They're totally devastated." "What do you have?" "There is no record of any Pete Logand in any kind of trial." "Doesn't mean anything." "Pete took Donna's name when she adopted him." "Ashe thinks they were using an alias because that way his real mother couldn't track him down." "Cute kid... whoever he is." "Why would someone do this?" "That's what I keep asking." "It's a hideous way to promote a book." "Maybe it's not about that for her." "Maybe she doesn't even know she's doing it." "Like a multiple-personality thing?" "Wait, what if she had a kid who died in some, like, horrible way and now she needs to assume his identity in order to..." "No." "What if she has him embalmed?" " You know, like that guy from Psycho?" " Mm." "No, wait." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "What if she's the one who doesn't exist?" "What if he's impersonating her?" "Please, now stop it." "This is not some sort of parlor game." "Sorry." "What if there is some half-dead kid and I've just taken away his last shred of hope?" "I couldn't live with that." "Ever thought about a voiceprint?" "Like what the cops use?" "They're as good as fingerprints." "Now you're scaring me." "(beep)" "(woman) Hey." "It's Davia." "There's a new Thai place..." " No." " (beep)" " (Pete) Hey." "Dick-smoker." " That's him." "Stop it." "(beep)" " OK." "So what do you have from her?" " Nothing." "I erased the last message." "Then you have to call her." "Get her on tape." " How do I do that?" " Uh..." "You just, uh, press this button right before you talk to her." "I don't know, uh..." "It's an answering machine, not a thermonuclear device." "But what if I'm, you know, recording her and the machine beeps?" "(imitating chicken)" "(beeping)" "(ringing through receiver)" "(operator) We're sorry." "The number you have reached is not in service." "Please check the number or try your call again." "This is a recording." "(woman) So, do you have family in Wisconsin?" "Yes, actually." "A son." "Oh." "He lives with his mother, though." "But I get to see him on holidays." " How old is he?" " 14." "You must have had him late." " Well, yeah, I..." "Fairly, yeah." " (chuckles)" "Do you have any pictures?" "As a matter of fact..." "Oh, my goodness." "Look at those eyes." "Yeah." "He has your nose and chin though." " Does he?" " Hm." "Excuse me." "I hope this isn't too pushy, but I saw your name on the passenger list and I just wanted to say I really appreciate everything you've done... for us." "The pleasure was mine." "You've done something for flight attendants?" "(beeping)" "(ringing through receiver)" "(operator) We're sorry." "The number you have reached is not in service..." "Please check" "500." "507." "509." "511." "Fuck." "Hi." "I've done something really dumb and I was hoping you could help me." "I have a good friend who lives here in Montgomery." "I've always assumed that 511 Henzke was her actual address." "You meet her online?" "No." "Nothing like that." "It's just..." "She's a good friend and I'm sure she comes in here all the time." "Donna Logand?" "People pay us so they don't have to use their real address." "It's the point of the place." "Well, sure." "She's a friend." "I came a long way to..." "OK." "Fine." "(wind whistles)" "(metal creaking)" "(door opens)" "(dog barking)" "(man) Hey!" " Are you OK?" " Thanks, yeah." "OK." "(person coughs)" "(woman) You like those burgers, but they're awful on your tummy." "I'll fix you something when we get home." "Hey." "You back for more cocoa?" " Does twice a day make me a junkie?" " Not by me." "Anything for him?" "Oh, no, thanks." "We shouldn't make a habit of it." " You mind if I have a cuddle?" " Go ahead." "He needs all the love he can get." "Don't you?" "(waitress chuckling)" "OK, let's go." "See ya." "(waitress) You betcha." "Stay warm." "(crossing bell dinging)" "(train horn blows)" "(train passes)" "Aren't you gonna say hello, Gabriel?" "(panting)" "(water running)" "(Donna) Chamomile OK?" "Sure." " Is this enough light?" " It's fine." "Thanks." "It was Hank." "The clerk at the grocery store?" " That's how I knew you were here." " Oh." " It's not some spooky blind thing." " Oh." "How long have you been blind?" "I remember a dollhouse I used to have, my father's face, things like that." "What about your mother?" "She died when I was two." "My father tried to raise me." "I guess Ashe didn't tell you." " No." " Well..." "It makes us more vulnerable." "We've already had to move once this year." "It's really wonderful what you've done for Pete, though." "How did you find us, anyway?" "The star." "I..." "I remember Pete mentioned he could see a star on a water tower." "And, uh, when I saw it, I just found..." "All the way to the house?" "Well, to this block." "And I saw you on the front porch and..." "So..." "Who followed me from the coffee shop?" "It's important I be able to trust you, Gabriel." " Your phone line was down." "I figured..." " (kettle whistling)" "The tea." "Can I use your bathroom?" "Sure." "Top of the stairs." " You found his room." " (gasps)" "Velveteen Rabbit." "I used to have one of those." "So, Pete...?" "He's at the hospital getting tests." "It's not looking good." " I'm sorry." "His lungs?" " Yeah." "They're getting worse." " Can I see him tomorrow?" " That'd be great." " He means a lot to you, doesn't he?" " Yeah, he does." "Well, I know he feels the same way about you." "As a matter of fact..." "(Gabriel) The lights of the highway are streaming past and one of you reaches out and holds the other one's leg." "It's the truest moment in the world." " That's one of our favorite episodes." " (both chuckle)" "Thank you." "So Pete told me about you and Jess." "You two seemed good together." " Do you still love him?" " I don't know." "Does he feel the same way?" "I don't know what he thinks." "Could I... get a face to go with the voice?" "Sure." "It's a hard place to be, not knowing for sure." "Yeah, it's purgatory." "And you're just the kind of guy who needs proof." "The hell of it is, we're only as loved as we think we are." "I can't wait to see him." "Who, Jess?" "No, Pete." "I'm sorry." "(clears throat)" "Everyone does it." "He's just special that way." "Yeah." "I need your help." " (bang)" " Whoa." " What?" " It's very dark." "I don't know where the light switch is." "Try by the door." "(clattering)" "Somewhere in here is my other sewing bag." "I've been spending so much time at the hospital, I'm making Pete a new sweater." "Can you help me find the dark green one?" "It'll go really well with his eyes." "Here." "Thanks." "Hey, do you wanna see my sweater?" "Sure." "I still need to put the buttons on, but it's kind of fun." " Turn around." " Oh, OK." "I'm really trusting you here." "You better not be peeking." "(laughs) I won't." "OK." "Turn around." "How does it look?" "Well..." "It's..." "It's nice." "You wanna feel it?" "It's nice and soft." "Feel it." "Yeah, soft." "Right." "It's nice." " What's the matter?" " Nothing." "It's nice..." " Is there something wrong with me?" " No, it's fine..." "I know you like guys." "I was just trying to be friendly." "You're such a fucking weirdo." "Turn around!" "I'm sorry." "I... (dishes clatter)" "(train passing)" "So are you the reason his book was canceled?" "That's what I thought." "That book meant everything to him." "That's why I'm here." "I'll help him find a new publisher." "I'll do anything..." "It's obvious why you came here." "You don't believe us." "I do." " Let's just forget about tomorrow." " No!" "I want to see him." "You know, I thought you'd be different." "I thought you'd be able to look into his soul with his complexities and contradictions and see him as your own flesh and blood the way I do." "That is how I see him." "I don't think so." "You wouldn't have distrusted us." "I spent two days stumbling around this fucked-up place so that I can say..." "Just so you could say what?" "That you were sorry for thinking him a fraud?" "Give me a fuckin' break." "Pete needs people who are really there for him." "And there's no way I'm taking you to see him." "No way." "Your car is here." " Where's the nearest hospital?" " Madison." "But that's 50 miles from here." " That's fine." "Let's go." " OK." "(engine starts)" "(wind whistles)" "(wipers beating rhythmically)" "L-o-g-a-n-d." "There's no Pete or Peter Logand listed anywhere here." "Maybe he's listed under another name." "So what name should I be looking for?" "I don't know." "Maybe you're at the wrong hospital." "I've been to all the others." "He's gotta be here." "Can I just go up to Pediatrics and look around?" "What do you think?" "Thanks for your time." "(bell rings)" "(motor sputtering)" "(machine beeping)" "(machine beeping)" "God, no." "(wheezing)" "I'm sorry." "I-I-I made a mistake." "I thought you were someone else..." "Who are you?" "Security!" "Security!" "Security!" "(alarm buzzing)" "(bell ringing)" "Oh. (sighing)" "(phone rings)" "Hello?" "Hello." "(dial tone)" "(dog barking in distance)" "Oh." " Can I top you off there?" " Sure." "There was a blind woman here last night." " Donna." " Yeah." "Have you seen the boy she takes care of?" "I haven't seen him in a while." "You mean Pete." "Yeah, that's him." "Have you seen him?" "He's at the hospital." "He's a very sick boy." "Have you ever actually seen Pete?" "He spends most of his time at the hospital." "Which hospital is he at?" "Can I get you anything else?" "So you won't help me." "You have a nice day." "(doorbell buzzes)" "(doorbell buzzes)" "Hello." "(door closes)" "(thud." "Footsteps approach)" "(chatter over police radio)" "I-I was just visiting a friend." "Maybe you know him." "Pete?" "Have you ever seen him?" "I don't know what she told you, but I..." "What are we doing?" "Ow!" "What are we doing?" "What the hell are we doing?" "Wait." "But wait, she's been..." "Everybody know..." " (zapping) - (yelling)" "What you sick fucks did to that boy." " (zapping) - (yelling)" "You leave him alone now, perv!" "You leave him alone now!" "(no audio)" "Gabriel?" " I'm sorry." "They're very protective of me." " Stay away from me, Donna." "I came back to help you." "Why are you pissed at me?" "You broke into our house." "I went to the fucking hospital." "He wasn't there!" " You went to the wrong hospital." " I went to every damn hospital in Madison." "He was in Milwaukee." "Of course." "If I asked which one, you'd say he moved." " Just stop it." " Or he suddenly..." "He's dead." "He died last night." "Bilateral pneumonia." "His lungs were saturated and they couldn't resuscitate him." "Jesus, you're good." " What?" " You have a fuckin' answer for everything." "Oh." "It's the truth!" "Yeah." " If someone gets close, you kill him off." " You don't know what you're talking about!" "They know everything!" "And they're calling the hospitals." "They don't like being lied to." "(gasps)" "I'm not lying!" "Jesus, why did I come here?" "You know why?" "Because you thought this would make a great fucking story." "You'll talk about me and Peter on the radio." "That's what this has always been about." "All you care about is your audience loving you." "What kind of sick person are you?" "For years Jess was dying and you picked over him like a vulture." "Stay." "You're so pathetic, you actually think he's gonna come back to you." "Ohh..." "Jesus." "Get up." "Like you care, you heartless fuck!" " (dog barking) - (vehicle approaching)" "Come on, there's a truck coming." "Help me." " I can't let you do this." " (horn blaring)" " Let go of my arm!" " He's all I have." "Ah, oh!" " Get up!" "Get up!" " Ah!" "Ah!" "Fucking crazy!" "Gabriel?" "Gabriel!" "Come back here!" "Come here!" "Gabriel, don't leave me!" "You don't know what you're doing!" "Gabriel!" "Don't leave me!" "Hey." "Hey, how are you?" "(phone ringing)" " (Anna) Gone?" " (Gabriel) She left." "(Anna) Who told you that?" "(Gabriel) The police." "They went to check on her and the house was empty." "(Anna) Did they find the kid at the hospital?" "There never was a kid." "(phone ringing)" "(Gabriel) You've reached Gabriel and Jess." "Please leave a message at the tone." "(beep)" " And that's been going on for three days?" " Yeah." " You have to call the police." " What am I gonna say?" ""Excuse me, Officer, but there's this crazy blind lady in Wisconsin" ""who has an imaginary child and she's upset with me."" "No, fuck her." "I'm not turning my life inside out." " She tried to kill you." " Yeah." "Well, tried to kill herself and me along with her, yeah." "I did some research." "There's this actual pathology called "factitious disorder."" "The people who have it feel unworthy of love so they make up stuff to get sympathy." "Like, uh, their own illness or - no thanks - a sick child." "It's, uh, it's like Munchausen's by proxy, only there is no child." " They don't know they're doing this?" " They know." "But the attention feels so good they can't stop lying." "What happens if you call them on the lie?" "I don't know." "It didn't say." "Hm." "Great." "(dial tone)" "(hangs up phone)" "She called two days ago." "She started shouting at me." "Just ranting and raving." "Completely out of it." "This woman is relentless." "She's desperate." "I mean, just so desperate." "She's blind." "What is she gonna do?" "(phone rings)" "No fucking way." "(Gabriel) This is Gabriel and Jess..." " Should we pick up?" " No." "No, it might set her off, trigger something." " What should we do?" " Ignore it." "(phone ringing)" "Hello?" "(Donna) Your story doesn't have an ending." "Gabriel." "I'm at the Hudson Plaza Motel at JFK." "Room 142." "I left something for you." "(airplane flying overhead)" "(car door closes)" "(phone rings)" "(Pete/Donna) Donna?" "Who's this?" "It's me." "It's Pete." "Gabriel." "Is that you?" "Don't freak out." "I know she told you I was dead." "She was just trying to protect me." "Where are you?" "I'm at the airport." "Waiting for Donna." "Is she there?" "No." "She just left." "Too bad." "I really wanted you two to talk." "I kind of promised her I wouldn't talk to you." "She's mad at you." " Pete?" " Yeah?" "I need to ask you something." "What?" "Did something happen to Donna when she was little?" "(Pete/Donna sighing)" " You understand, right?" " Yeah." "But..." "I don't know." "She never talks about her childhood." "Did she ever tell you what caused her blindness?" "No." "I think she fell down the stairs." "You know, there's people who can help her." "I have to go now." "OK, kiddo." " Bye." " Bye." "(dial tone)" "You know, that tape doesn't prove anything." "That kid could be anybody, right?" "Could be a neighbor, cousin." "Yeah, I know." "So, what is it, then?" "It's just..." "What?" "How can I be missing someone who never existed?" "Is that possible?" "Hey." "What about those Star Trek conventions?" "You know, all those guys, they dress up like Kirk and Spock, right?" "Why?" "Because they really miss them." "Am I that pathetic?" "Hey." "You have got a great big heart." "That's the best part about you." "It always was." "I gotta go." "(Gabriel) From the studios of WNYH in New York City," "I'm Gabriel Noone and this is Noone at Night." "As a storyteller, I've spent years looting my life for fiction." "Like a magpie, I tend to steal the shiny stuff and discard the rest." "Well, we've wandered in the woods for an hour only to discover that we've circled back on ourselves." "And in the end, I'm not sure what really happened." "But it is clear that Donna and I are more alike than not." "Both of us afraid." "Not wanting to be alone." "Longing for a good listener." "It sounds perfect." "And we also have a model condo available with all the furniture included." "That'd be great." "And, uh... when does your son get out of the hospital?" "Tomorrow." "That's tight." "But, no, we can work it out." "Thank you." "If you don't mind me asking... how did he lose his leg?" "(Gabriel) As for Pete." "There's a line in "The Velveteen Rabbit" that reads." ""Real isn't how you're made." ""It's the thing that happens to you."" "I'm Gabriel Noone." "Good night." "5@y3" | {
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"# See them tumbling down" "# Pledging their love to the ground #" "[Man with Western drawl] Out west there was this fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski - at least that's the handle his parents gave him." "But he never had much use for it himself." "This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude." "Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from." "There was a lot about the Dude that didn't make sense to me, and a lot about where he lived, likewise." "But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darn interesting." "They call Los Angeles the City of Angels." "I didn't find it to be that exactly." "But there are some nice folks there." "'Course I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies." "But I'll tell you what, after seeing Los Angeles and this story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any other places, and in English, too." "So I can die with a smile on my face without feeling like the good Lord gypped me." "Now, this story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early 90s, about the time of our conflict with Saddam and the Iraqis." "I only mention it 'cause sometimes there's a man " "I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero?" "But sometimes there's a man - and I'm talking about the Dude here - sometimes there's a man..." "Well, he's the man for his time and place." "He fits right in there, and that's the Dude, in Los Angeles." "And even if he's a lazy man, and the Dude was most certainly that, quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles county, which would place him high in the running for laziest worldwide." "But sometimes there's a man, sometimes... there's a man..." "Wow, lost my train of thought here." "But... ah, hell." "I done introduced him enough." "[George Bush] 'This will not stand." "'This will not stand, this aggression against Kuwait.'" "# Here on the range I belong" "# Drifting along with the tumbling" "# Tumbleweed #" "Aaaah!" "Where's the money, Lebowski?" "I want that money, Lebowski." "Bunny says you're good for it." "Where's the money, Lebowski?" "Where's the money, Lebowski?" "Where's the fucking money, shithead?" "It's,uh,ohh,uh... it's down there somewhere." "Let me take another look." "Don't fuck with us!" "Your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn." "That means YOU owe money to Jackie Treehorn." "Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski." "Don't do that..." " Not on the rug, man." " See?" "See what happens, Lebowski?" "You see what happens?" "Nobody calls me Lebowski." "You got the wrong guy." "I'm the Dude, man." "Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski." "Your wife is Bunny." "My... my wife... my wife, Bunny?" "Do you see a wedding ring?" "Does this place look like I'm married?" "The toilet seat's up, man." "What the fuck is this?" "Obviously, you're not a golfer." " Woo?" " Yeah?" "Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?" "[Woo] Fuck!" " Yeah, what do you think?" " He looks like a fucking loser." "Hey, at least I'm housebroken." "Fucking time wasted." "Thanks a lot, asshole." "# La la la la la la la la la" "# La la la la la la la la la" "# La la la la la la la la la" "# La la la la" "# La la la" "# La la la la la la la la la" "# The man in me will do" "# Nearly any task" "# And as for compensation" "# There's a little he would ask" "# Take a woman like you" "# To get through" "# To the man in me" "# The storm clouds are raging" "# All around my door" "# I think to myself" "# I might not take it any more" "# Take a woman like your kind" "# To find the man in me" "# But, oh" "# What a wonderful feeling" "# Just to know that you are near" "# That sets my heart a-reelin'" "# From my toes" "# Up to my ears" "# The man in me will hide sometimes" "# To keep from being seen" "# But that's just because" "# He doesn't want to turn into some machine" "# Take a woman like you" "# To get through" "# To the man in me #" "Whoo!" "I'm throwing rocks tonight." "Mark it, Dude." "[Walter] This was a valued rug." "This was a..." "It really tied the room together." "So this was a valued..." " What tied the room together?" " My rug." " Were you listening, Donny?" " What?" "Were you listening to the Dude's story?" "I was bowling." "You have no frame of reference, like a child who wanders in..." "Walter, what's the point?" "There's no reason - here's my point, Dude there's no reason..." " Yeah, what's your point?" " Huh?" " Walter, what is the point..." "We know who is at fault here." "What the fuck are you talking about?" "No, what the fuck are you..." "I'm not..." "We're talking about unchecked aggression here." " What is he talking about?" " My rug." "Forget it, you're out of your element." "The Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill." "So what the fuck are you talking about?" "The Chinaman is not the issue here." "I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand." "Across this line, you do not..." "Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature." ""Asian-American," please." "This isn't a guy who built the railroads here..." " What the fuck..." " He peed on my rug." " He peed on the Dude's rug." " You're out of your element!" "Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here." " So, who... who..." " Jeff Lebowski." "The other Jeffrey Lebowski, the millionaire." "That's fucking interesting, man." "That's fucking interesting." "Plus,hehasthe wealth and the resources... so there's no reason, no FUCKING reason why his wife should go out, owe money, and then they pee on your fucking rug!" " Am I wrong?" " No." " Am I wrong?" " But..." "OK,then." "Ahem." "That rug really tied the room together, did it not?" " Fuckin' A!" " And he peed on it." "Donny, please." "I could find this fucking Lebowski guy." "His name is Lebowski?" "That's your name, Dude." "He should compensate me for the fucking rug." "His wife owes money, and they pee on MY rug?" " They pee on your fucking rug." " They peed on my fucking rug." "That's right, Dude." "They peed on your fucking rug." "This is the study." "The various commendations..." "[Dude] Jeffrey Lebowski." " Honorary degrees, etcetera." " Hmm, very impressive." "Oh, please feel free to inspect them." " Oh, I'm not really that..." " Oh, please, please." "That is the key to the city of Pasadena, which Mr Lebowski received in recognition of various civic..." "Oh, that's the Los Angeles" "Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever Award, which is... not necessarily given every year." "Hey, is this, uh, is this him with Nancy?" "Yes, indeed, that is Mr Lebowski with the First Lady..." "That's, uh, Lebowski on the left there?" "Of course." "Mr Lebowski on the left..." "He's a cripple... you know, a... handicapped guy?" "Mr Lebowski is disabled, yes." "This picture was taken when Mrs Reagan was First Lady of the nation." " Yes, yes." "Not of California." " Pope John." "He met privately with the president, but there was no time for a photo opportunity." " Nancy's pretty good." " Wonderful woman!" "These are, uh..." "Those are Mr Lebowski's children, so to speak." "Different mothers?" "Racially, pretty cool." "[Laughs]" "They're not literally his children." "They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, inner-city children of promise but without the means for a higher education." "Mr Lebowski is committed to sending them to college." "Excuse me." "Thank you, thank you." "Far out." "Think he's got room for one more?" "One, uh..." "Oh!" "You never went to college." "Please, don't touch that." "Yeah, I did, but I spent most of my time... occupying various administration buildings, smoking a lot of Thai stick, breaking into the R.O.T.C. And bowling." "To tell you the truth, I don't remember much." "Oh." "Hmm." "OK, sir, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, that's terrific." "But I'm very busy, as I imagine you are." "What can I do for you, sir?" "Uh, well, sir, it's, uh, this rug I have, it really tied the room together..." "YoutoldBrandt,hetold me." "Where do I fit in?" "Well, they were looking for you, these guys." " Uh..." " I'll say it again." "You told Brandt on the phone, he told me." "I know what happened." "Yes?" "So you know that they were trying to piss on YOUR rug?" "Did I urinate on your rug?" "Did you personally come and pee on my rug?" "Hello!" "Do you speak English?" "Parla usted inglés?" "I'll ask you again." "Did I urinate on your rug?" "No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug." "Iwantto understand this, sir." "Every time a rug is micturated upon in this city," "I have to compensate..." "Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here." "I..." "I was just..." "You're just looking for a handout like every other..." "Are you employed, Mr Lebowski?" "Uh, wait, let me explain something to you." "I am not Mr Lebowski." "You're Mr Lebowski." "I'm the Dude." "So that's what you call me, you know, uh, that or, uh, his Dudeness, or Duder, or, you know, uh, el Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing." " Are you employed, sir?" " Employed?" "You don't look for a job dressed like that on a weekday?" "Is this a..." "What day is this?" "Well,I DOwork,sir ." "So if you don't mind..." "No, I do mind." "The Dude minds." "This will not stand, you know." "This aggression will not stand, man." " I mean, your wife owes..." " My wife is not the issue!" "I hope that my wife will learn to live on her ample allowance." "If not, that's HER problem, not mine, just as the rug is your problem, just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility, regardless of who he chooses to blame." "I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs." "Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea." "But I went out and achieved anyway." "I cannot solve your problems, sir, only you can." " Oh, fuck it." " "Oh, fuck it."" "Yes, that's your answer to everything." "Tattooiton yourforehead." "Your revolution is over, Mr Lebowski!" "Condolences!" "The bums lost!" "My advice to you is to do what your parents did!" "Get a job, sir!" "The bums will always lose!" "Do you hear me, Lebowski?" "The bums..." "How was your meeting, Mr Lebowski?" "OK." "The old man told me to take any rug in the house." "Well, enjoy, and perhaps we'll see you again, Dude." "Sure, if I'm in the neighbourhood, you know, and, um..." "I need to use the john." " Blow on them." " Huh?" "Go ahead, blow." "You want me to blow on your, uh, toes?" "Uh-huh." "I can't blow that far." "Are you sure HE won't mind?" "He doesn't care about anything." "He's a nihilist." "Oh, that must be exhausting." "You're not blowing." "He has to be getting along, Mrs Lebowski." "Oh, you're Bunny." "I'll suck your cock for $1,000." "Wonderful woman." "We're very fond of her." "Very free-spirited." "Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay 100." "That's marvellous." "Uh..." "I'm just gonna go find a cash machine." "Whoo!" "Slamming them tonight!" "You guys are dead in the water." "[Walter] All right!" "Way to go, Donny!" "If you will it, it is no dream." "You're 20 minutes late, man." "What the fuck is that?" " Theodore Herzel." " Huh?" "The state of Israel." "If you will it, Dude, it is no dream." "The carrier." "What's in the fucking carrier?" "Hmm?" "Oh, Cynthia's dog." "I think it's a Pomeranian." "I can't leave him, he eats the furniture." "I'm watching it while they're in Hawaii." " You brought it bowling?" " "Brought it bowling"?" "I didn't rent it shoes, I'm not buying it a beer, he's not taking your turn, Dude." "If my ex-wife asked me to take care of her dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu," "I'd tell her to fuck herself." "Dude, you don't have an ex, and this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers." "You can't board it." "It gets upset." "Its hair falls out." " Over the line!" " Huh?" "Sorry, you were over the line." "That's a foul." "Bullshit." "Mark it 8, Dude." "Excuse me, mark it zero." "Next frame." "Bullshit,Walter." "Mark it 8, Dude." "This is not 'Nam, this is bowling." "There are rules." "Hey, Walter, come on, it's Smokey." "His toe slipped over." "It's just a game." "It determines who enters the round-robin." "Am I wrong?" " Yeah, but..." " Am I wrong?" "Yeah, but I wasn't over." "Give me the marker, Dude." "I'm marking an 8." "Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain." " Walter..." " You mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain." " I'm not..." " A world of pain." "Look, Dude, this is your partner." "Has the world gone crazy?" "Am I the only one who cares about the rules?" "Mark it zero!" " They're calling the cops." " Mark it zero!" " Put the piece away." " Walter..." "You think I'm fucking around?" "Mark it zero!" "All right, it's fucking zero." "Youhappy,youcrazyfuck ?" "It's a league game, Smoke." "You can't do that, man." "These guys are like me." "They're pacifists." "Smokey was a conscientious objector." "I, myself, dabbled in pacifism, not in 'Nam, of course." "You know he's got emotional problems." "You mean, beyond pacifism?" "He's fragile, very fragile." "Huh..." "I did not know that." "Well, it's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the next round-robin." " Am I wrong?" " No, you're not wrong." " Am I wrong?" " No, you're just an asshole!" "[Police siren] OK." "We play Quintana and O'Brien next week." "Theyshouldbe pushovers." "Man, will you just..." "Just take it easy, man." "That's your answer for everything, Dude." "Look at our current situation with that camelfucker in Iraq." "Pacifismisnot something to hide behind." "Just take it easy, man." "I'm perfectly calm, Dude." " Waving the fucking gun around?" " Calmer than you are." "Just take it easy!" "Calmer than you are." "[Answer-machine beeps]" "'Dude, this is Smokey." "'I don't want to be a hard-on about this." "'I know it wasn't your fault, 'but Gilbert and I will submit this to the league 'and ask them to set aside the round, 'maybe forfeit it to us." "'So, like I say, you know, fair warning." "'Tell Walter." "I'm sorry.'" "[Beep]" "'Mr Lebowski, this is Brandt at, uh, 'well, at Mr Lebowski's office." "'Please, call us when it's convenient.'" "[Beep]" "'This is Bill Selliger of the Southern Cal Bowling League." "'I just got an informal report 'that a member of your team, a Walter Sobchak, 'drew a firearm during play." "[Knock on door]" "'This contravenes a number of by-laws and article 27... '" " Dude." " Hey, Monty." "Dude, I..." "I finally got..." "the venue I wanted." "I'm performing my dance quintet, you know, my cycle, at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night." "And, well, I'd love it if you came and gave me notes." "I'll be there, man." "Uh..." "Dude, uh, tomorrow's already the 10th." "Far out." "Oh." "Oh, all right, OK." "Just, uh, slip the rent under my door." "[Bill Selliger] '... serious infraction 'and examine your standing." "Thank you.'" "[Beep]" "'Mr Lebowski, Brandt again." "'Please, call when you get in, and I'll send a limo." "'I hope you're not avoiding this call because of the rug, 'which, I assure you, is not a problem." "'We need your help, and, uh... 'well, we'd like to see you." "'Thank you." "It's Brandt.'" "[Beep]" "We've had terrible news." "Mr Lebowski's in seclusion." "Mr Lebowski." "[Mozart's Requiem]" "Funny..." "I can look back on a life of achievement, challenges met, competitors bested, obstacles overcome." "I'veaccomplishedmore than most men andwithout the use of my legs." "What..." "What makes a man, Mr Lebowski?" " Dude." " Huh?" "Uh, I..." "I don't know, sir." "Is it being prepared to do the right thing?" "Whatever the cost?" "Isn'tthatwhatmakesaman ?" "Sure, that and a pair of testicles." "You're joking." "But..." "Perhaps you're right." "You mind if I do a "J"?" "[Crying] Bunny..." "Excuse me?" "BunnyLebowski, sheisthelightofmy life." "Are you surprised at my tears, sir?" "Fuckin' A." "Strongmenalsocry ." "Strong men also cry." "[Clears throat]" "I received this fax this morning." "As you can see, it is a ransom note." "[Dude] "We have Bunnie."" "Sentbymenwho can 'tachieve on a level field of play." "[Reading to himself] "Gather one million dollars in unmarked, non-consecutive twenties."" " Weaklings!" " "Await instructions."" " Bums!" " "No funny stuff."" " Bummer." " Huh?" "This is a bummer, man." "That's, uh, that's a bummer." "Brandt will fill you in on the details." "Mr Lebowski will make you a generous offer to act as courier once we get instructions for the money." "Why me, man?" "He believes the culprits might be the people who, uh... soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm this." "He thinks the carpet-pissers did this?" "Well, Dude, we just don't know." "[Spanish guitar]" "['Hotel California' in Spanish]" "Fucking Quintana." "That creep can roll, man." "Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude." "Yeah." "No." "He's a sex offender with a record." "He did six months for exposing himself to an 8-year-old." "When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast." "[Donny] What's a pederast, Walter?" "Shut the fuck up, Donny." " So..." "How much they give you?" " 20 grand, man." " And I get to keep the rug." " Just for making a hand-off?" "Yeah." "They gave Dude a beeper." " So whenever they call..." " What if it's during a game?" " If it's during league play..." " What's during league play?" "Life doesn't stop and start at your convenience," " you piece of shit." " What's wrong with Walter?" "I figure it's easy money." "It's harmless." " She probably did it herself." " What do you mean, Dude?" "Rug pee-ers didn't do this." "Look at it." "A young trophy wife marries this guy for his money." "She figures he isn't giving her enough." "You know, she owes money." " That fuckin'... bitch." " It's all goddamn fake, man." "It's like Lenin said." "You look for the person who will benefit," " and, uh, uh, you know..." " I am the walrus?" "You know, you'll, uh, uh..." "You know what I'm trying to say." " I am the walrus." " That fuckin' bitch!" " I am the walrus." " Shut the fuck up, Donny!" "V.I. Lenin." "Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!" "What the fuck is he talking about?" "Fucking exactly what happened." "That makes me sick." " What do you care, Walter?" " Those rich fucks." "This whole fuckin' thing." "I didn't watch my buddies die face-down in the mud so that this fucking strumpet, this fucking whore..." "I don't see any connection with Vietnam." "No literal connection." "Face it, there's NO connection." "Your roll." " But my point is..." " Your roll." "Areyoureadytobefucked?" "I see you roll your way into the semis." "Dios mio, man." "Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up." "Yeah?" "Well... you know, that's just like, uh... your opinion, man." "Let me tell you something, pendejo, you pull any crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes," "I'll take it and stick it up your ass and pull the fuckin' trigger till it goes click." " Jesus." " You said it, man." "Nobody fucks with the Jesus." "8-year-olds, Dude." "[Bowling game on tape]" "# La la la la la la la la la" "# La la la la la la la" "# La la la la la la la" "# La la la la" "# La la la" "# La la la la la la la la la la" "# The man in me will do" "# Nearly any task" "# And as for compensation" "# There's little he will ask #" "Aaaah!" "# Take a woman like you" "# To get through" "# To the man in me" "# The storm clouds are raging" "# All around my door" "# I think to myself" "# I might not take it any more" "# Take a woman like your kind" "# To find" "# The man in me" "# But oh-ohh" "# What a wonderful feeling" "[Pager beeps]" "# Just to know that you are near... #" "Ohh, man." "Oooh..." "[Pager continues to beep]" "[Brandt] They called 80 minutes ago." "Take the money, drive north on the 405." "They will call you with instructions in 40 minutes." "One person only." "They were clear on that, or I'd go with you." " What happened to your jaw?" " Oh, nothin'." "Here's the money." "And the phone." "Please, Dude, follow their instructions." "All right." " Her life is in your hands." " Oh, man, don't say that." "Mr Lebowski asked me to repeat that." " Her life is in your hands." " Shit, man." "Her life is in your hands, Dude." "Report back to us as soon as it's done." "Where the fuck are you goin'?" "Take the ringer." "I'll drive." " What?" "The what?" " The ringer." "The ringer, Dude." " What the..." " Have they called?" " What the hell is this?" " My dirty undies, Dude." "Laundry." "The whites." "I'm sure there's a reason you brought your dirty undies." "The weight." "The ringer cannot look empty." "What the fuck are you thinking?" "You're right, Dude." "I got to thinking, why should we settle for a measly fuckin' 20 grand..." "We?" "You said you just wanted to come along." "Why should we settle for 20 grand when we can keep the entire million?" "Am I wrong?" "Yes, you're wrong." "This isn't a game, man." "It is a game." "You said so yourself." " She kidnapped herself." " I said I thought..." "[Telephone rings]" "Dude here." "[Man, German accent] 'Who is this?" "'" "Dude the bagman." "Where do you want us to go?" " 'Us?" "'" " Shit!" "Yeah, you know, me and the driver." "I'm not handling the money, driving the car..." " 'Shut the fuck up!" "'" " Are you fucking this up?" "Who is that?" "That is the driver." "I told you..." "[Dial tone]" " Shit!" " What the fuck's goin' on?" " Walter!" " What the fuck is goin' on?" "He hung up!" "You fucked it up!" "You fucked it up!" " Her life was in our hands." " Easy, Dude." "We're screwed now." "We don't get shit." "They're gonna kill her." "We're fucked, Walter." "Nothing is fucked, Dude." "You're being very unDude." "They'll call back." "She kidnapped..." "[Telephone rings]" "You see?" "Nothing's fucked here, Dude." "They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs!" "Hey, will you shut the fuck up?" "Don't say peep while I'm doin' business here." "OK, Dude, have it your way." " But they're amateurs." " Fuck." " Dude." " 'OK, we proceed, 'but only if there's no funny stuff.'" "Yeah, yeah." "'So no funny stuff, OK?" "'" "Just tell me where the fuck to go." "That was the sign, man." "So all we gotta do is get her back." "No one can complain, and we keep the baksheesh." "Terrific, Walter, but how are we gonna get her back?" "That's the simple part, Dude." "We make the hand-off, I grab one, beat it out of him." " Huh?" " Yeah." "That's a great plan." "That's fucking ingenious, if I understand it correctly." "It's a Swiss fuckin' watch." "Yeah, the beauty of this is its simplicity." "If it gets complex, everything can go wrong." "If I learned one thing in 'Nam, it's..." "[Telephone rings]" " Dude." " 'You're coming to a bridge." "'When you cross the bridge, 'you throw the bag from the left window." "You're being watched.'" "[Dial tone] Fuck!" "What'd he say?" "Where's the hand-off?" "There isn't one, we throw the money out of the car." "Wethrowthemoney out of the moving car!" "We can't do that." "That fucks up our plan." "Call 'em and explain it to them." "You're plan is so simple I'm sure they'll understand." "I'm throwin' the money, Walter." "We're not fuckin' around." "Bridge is comin' up." "Give me the ringer." "Fuck that." "I love ya, but you have to face the fact" " you're a goddamn moron." " No time to argue." " Hey, man." " The bridge." "Hey, Walter!" "Hey!" "Walter!" "There goes the ringer!" " What the fuck?" " Here, your wheel." "At 15 mph, I roll out, grab one and beat it out of him." " The Uzi." " Uzi?" " I'm not rolling out naked." " Walter, please!" "15, Dude." "This is it." "[Uzi firing]" "Aah... aah." "We have it!" "We have it!" "We have it!" "[Gasping] We... have it!" "Aw, fuck it, Dude." "Let's go bowling." "[Portable phone rings]" "[Ball hits pins]" "[Phone continues to ring]" "Etz chaim he, Dude, as the ex used to say." "What the fuck does that mean?" "What the fuck are we gonna tell Lebowski?" "Huh?" "Oh, him." "Uh..." "[Phone still ringing]" "Well, what exactly is the problem?" "The problem is..." "What do you mean, what's the..." "[Ringing stops] There was no..." "We... we didn't, uh..." "They're gonna kill that poor woman." "The poor woman..." "That poor SLUT kidnapped herself." "You said so yourself." "I said I THOUGHT she kidnapped herself." " You're the one who's certain." " 100% certain." " They posted the next round." " Shut the fuck..." " When do we play?" " This Saturday." "Saturday?" "They have to reschedule." "What am I gonna tell Lebowski?" "I told that fuck at the league office..." " Who's in charge of scheduling?" " Burkhalter." "I told that kraut I don't roll on Shabbos." " He already posted it." " He can fuckin' unpost it!" "Who gives a shit?" "They're gonna kill that woman." "What am I gonna tell Lebowski?" "She'll get tired of her game and go back." " Why not on Saturday?" " I'm Shomer Shabbos." "What'sthat?" "What do I tell Lebowski?" "Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest." "I don't work, I don't drive a car," "I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!" "Sheesh." "Shomer Shabbos!" " Walter, how am I gonna..." " Shomer fucking Shabbos." " That's it!" "I'm outta here." " Come on, Dude." "[Mouthing]" "Dude!" "Dude!" "Look, you just tell him..." "Tell him we made the drop and everything went..." " How'd it go?" " Went all right." "Walter, we didn't make the fuckin' hand-off." "They didn't get the fuckin' money!" "They're gonna..." "They're gonna kill that poor woman." "# They're gonna kill that poor woman #" "If you can't go by car, how do you get around on Shammos?" "Really, Dude, you surprise me." "They're not gonna do shit." "What can they do to her?" "They're amateurs, and meanwhile, who's sittin' on a million fucking dollars?" "Am I wrong?" "Who's got a million fuckin' dollars in our car?" "Our car, Walter?" "What do they got?" "My dirty undies." "My fuckin' whites." "[Telephone rings]" "Say, Dude... where is your car?" "Who's got your undies?" " Where's your car, Dude?" " You don't know?" "It was parked in a handicap zone." "Perhaps they towed it." "You fuckin' know it's been stolen." "Well, certainly, that's a possibility, Dude." "Oh, fuck it." " Where you goin', Dude?" " I'm going home, Donny." " Phone's ringing, Dude." " Thank you, Donny." "[Phone ringing]" "[Ringing stops]" "Uh... yeah..." "Green... uh, some brown or... rust colouration." "Was there anything of value in the car?" "Oh." "Uh,yeah... uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a... uh..." "My briefcase." "In the briefcase?" "Uh, uh, papers." "You know, um, just papers." "Uh, you know, uh, my papers." "Business papers." "And what do you do, sir?" "I'm unemployed." "[Home telephone rings] My rug was also stolen." "Your rug was in the car?" "No, here." "Separate incidents?" "[Answering machine] 'The Dude is not in... '" "Do you find them much, these stolen cars?" "Sometimes." " No hope for the tape deck." " Or the Creedence." "Well, what about, uh..." "[Answering machine beeps]" "The briefcase?" "[Woman] 'Mr Lebowski, I'd like to see you." "'My name is Maude Lebowski." "I'm the one who took your rug.'" "Whoa." "Guess we can close the file on that one." "[Heavy door opens and closes]" "[Woman chanting breathily]" "Huh." "[Chanting reverberates in room]" "[Heavy thud]" "[Mechanism rumbling]" "[Woman] Elfranco, ayudame abajo." "I'll be with you in a moment, Mr Lebowski." "Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr Lebowski?" "Is that what this is a picture of?" "In a sense, yes." "My art is strongly vaginal, which bothers some men." "The word itself makes some men uncomfortable." "Vagina." "Oh, yeah?" "They find it difficult to say, but without batting an eye, a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his... johnson." " Johnson?" " All right, Mr Lebowski." "Let's get down to cases." "My father agreed to let you have the rug, but it was a gift from me to my late mother, and not his to give." "Now..." "Your face." " As for this kidnapping..." " Huh?" "I know all about it, and that you acted as courier." "Let me tell you something." "It stinks to high heaven." "Right, but let me explain something about the rug." " Do you like sex, Mr Lebowski?" " Excuse me?" "Sex." "The physical act of love." "Coitus." "Do you like it?" "I was talking about my rug." " You're not interested in sex?" " You mean coitus?" "I like it." "It's a myth about feminists that we hate sex." "It can be a natural, zesty enterprise." "But some people - satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - engage in it compulsively and without joy." " Oh, no." " Oh, yes, Mr Lebowski." "They cannot love in the true sense of the word." "Our mutual acquaintance, Bunny, is one of these." "Listen, Maude, um, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but what has that to do with, uh..." " Do you have any Kahlua?" " Take a look at this, sir." "Hmm?" "Oh, I know that guy." "He's a nihilist." "KarlHungus..." " 'Hi." " Hello." "Meine dispatcher says 'there's something wrong mit deine kabel." "'Come in." "I'm not sure exactly what's wrong." "'Zat's why they sent me." "I am an expert." "'The TV's in here.'" "You recognise her, of course." "[Bunny] 'That's my friend." "She came over to use the shower.'" "The story is ludicrous." "'Meine name is Karl." "Ich bin expert.'" "'You're here to fix the cable.'" "[Maude] You can imagine where it goes from here." " He fixes the cable?" " Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey." "Little matter that she pursues a career in pornography nor that she's been "banging" Jackie Treehorn, to use the parlance of our times." "But I am one of the two trustees of the Lebowski Foundation, the other being my father." "TheFoundation takes youngsters..." "Shit, yeah, the achievers." "LittleLebowski Urban Achievers, yes." "I asked my father about his withdrawal of $1 million, and he told me about this abduction." "It is preposterous." "This compulsive fornicator is taking my father for the proverbial ride." " But my..." " I'm getting to your rug." "My father and I don't get along." "We don't approve of each other's lifestyles." "But I hardly wish to make his embezzlement a police matter." "I propose that you try to recover the money." "Well, uh, I could do that." "If you do so, I will compensate you to the tune of 10% of the recovered sum." "A hundred thousand, yes, bones or clams or whatever you call them." "Yeah, but... but, uh... what about my, uh..." "Your rug." "With that money you can buy any rug that doesn't have sentimental value for me." "I am sorry about that crack on the jaw." "Oh, that's fine." "That doesn't even, uh..." "Here's the number of a doctor who will look at it." "You'll receive no bill." "He's a good man." " That's thoughtful, but..." " Please see him." "He's a good man." "Oh, well... all right." "He says, "My wife's a pain." ""She's always bustin' my friggin' agates." ""My daughter's married to a loser bastard," ""and I got a rash so bad on my ass" ""I can't sit down." "But you know me, can't complain." [Laughs]" "Ah, fuckin' A, man." "I got a rash, man." "Fuckin' A." "I gotta tell you, man, earlier in the day, I was feeling shitty, man." "Down in the dumps." "Lost a little money..." "Hey, you know what?" "Forget about it, huh?" "I can't be worried about that shit." "Life goes on, man." "Home, sweet home, Mr L." "Hey, yo." "Look." "Who's your friend in the Volkswagen?" "Huh?" "Yeah, he followed us here." "When did he start foll..." "Aah!" "What the fuck?" "In the limo, you son of a bitch." "No arguing." "Careful, man." "There's a beverage here." "Start talking and talk fast, you lousy bum." "We've been trying to reach you, Dude." "Where's my goddamn money, you bum?" "W-well, we..." "I..." "I..." "I don't..." "They did not receive the money, you nitwit!" " Her life was in your hands!" " This is our concern, Dude." "No, man, nothing is fucked here." " Nothing is fucked?" " No, man." "The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!" "Come on, who are you gonna believe, those guys or..." "We dropped off the damn money." "We?" "I." "The royal we." "You know, the editorial." "I dropped off the money exactly as per..." "I've got certain information, all right?" "Certain things have come to light, and..." "Has it ever occurred to you that instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit, this could be a lot more, uh..." "Uh, uh, uh, complex?" "I mean, it might not be such a simple, uh... you know?" "What in God's name are you blathering about?" "I'll tell you what I'm blathering about." "I've got information." "New shit has come to light." "And... and, shit, man..." "She kidnapped herself." "Well,sure,man." "Look at it." "A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times." "She, uh, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers." "And that's cool." "That's cool." "I'm saying she needs money, man." "And... and, you know, of course they're gonna say they didn't get it, uh, uh, because she wants more, man." "She's gotta feed the monkey." "I mean, uh..." "Hasn't that ever occurred to you, man?" "Sir?" "No, Mr Lebowski, it had not occurred to me." "That had not occurred to us, Dude." "You guys aren't privy to all the new shit, so... uh, you know." "But..." "Hey, that's what you pay me for." "Speaking of which, do you think that you could... give me my 20,000 in cash?" "My concern is... and I gotta check with my accountant... but this might bump me into a higher tax..." "Brandt..." "Give him the envelope." "Oh, if you've already got the cheque made out, that's cool." "Wereceivedthisthismorning." "Since you have failed to achieve, even in the modest task which was your charge, since you have stolen my money, since you have unrepentantly betrayed my trust..." "I have no choice but to tell these bums to do whatever is necessary to recover their money from you, Jeffrey Lebowski." "With Brandt as my witness, I will tell you this:" "Any further harm visited upon Bunny will be visited tenfold upon your head." "ByGod,sir,Iwill not abide another toe." "# I hear the cottonwoods whispering' above #" "That wasn't her toe, Dude." " Whose toe was it, Walter?" " How the fuck should I know?" "Nothing about it indicates..." " The nail polish, Walter." " Fine, Dude." "You can get nail polish and apply it to someone else's toe." "Where the fuck are they gonna get..." "You want a toe?" "I can get you a toe." "Believe me, there are ways, Dude." "You don't wanna know about it." "I can get you a toe by 3 pm, with nail polish." "These fuckin' amateurs." "They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear." "Jesus Christ!" "They're gonna kill her and then me." "Dude... that's..." "That's just the stress talking, man." "We have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes." " What about the toe?" " Forget about the fucking toe!" "Could you keep your voices down?" "This is a family restaurant." "Dear, for your information, the Supreme Court has rejected prior restraint!" "This is not a First Amendment thing." "If you don't calm down, you'll have to leave." "Lady, my buddies died face-down in the muck so we could enjoy this family restaurant!" " I'm outta here." " Dude, don't go away, man." "This affects all of us." "There are basic freedoms!" "I'm stayin'." "I'm finishing my coffee." "Enjoying my coffee." "[Telephone rings]" "[Answering machine] 'The Dude is not in." "'Leave a message after the beep." "Thanks, man.'" "[Beep]" "'Mr Lebowski, this is duty officer Rolvaag of the LAPD." "'We've recovered your automobile." "'It can be claimed at... '" "Far out, man." "Far fucking out!" "[Banging]" "Hey!" "This is a private residence, man." "Ah, nice marmot." "[Marmot squealing]" "Vere is the money, Lebowski." "Ve vant the money, Lebowski." "You zink ve are kidding or making with the funny stuff?" "Things you haven't dreamed of, Lebowski." "Ve believes in nossing, Lebowski, nossing." "Ve come back and ve cut off your chonson." "Excuse me?" "I said we'll cut off your johnson!" "Just think about that, Lebowski." "Ja, your viggly penis, Lebowski." "Maybe we stomp on it and sqoosh it, Lebowski." "[Glass shatters]" "[Man] It was discovered last night" " lodged against an abutment." " Oh, man, lodged where?" "You're lucky she didn't get chopped, Mr Lebowski." "A joyride situation." "They abandon the vehicle once they hit the wall." "My fucking briefcase!" "Man, it's not here." "Shit!" "I saw the report." "Sorry." "You gotta get in on the other side." "The side-view was found on the road by the car." "You're lucky they left the tape deck, and the Creedence." "Aw, Jesus!" "What's that smell, man?" "Probably a vagrant slept in the car or just used it as a toilet." "Hey, man..." "Are you gonna find these guys, you know..." "I mean, you got any promising, uh, leads or..." "Leads?" "Yeah, sure." "I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab." "They got four more detectives working on the case." "They got us working in shifts." "Leads?" "[Dude] I hope the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off." "That is just ridiculous, Dude." "No one'll cut your dick off." " Thank you." " Not if I have anything to say." " That makes me feel secure." " Dude." " It makes me feel warm inside." " Now, Dude." "This whole fuckin' thing." "I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug." " But, no, man, I gotta..." " Fucking Germans." "Nothing changes." "Fucking Nazis." "They were Nazis, Dude?" "Come on, Donny, they were threatening castration." " Are we gonna split hairs?" " No." " Am I wrong?" " Well, he..." "They were nihilists, man." "They kept saying they believed in nothing." "Nihilists." "Fuck me." "Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos." "And also, let's not forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife, um, an amphibious rodent for, um, you know, domestic... within the city..." "That ain't legal either." " Are you a fucking park ranger?" " No, I'm just..." "Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot?" " We are sympathising, Dude." " Fuck sympathy." "I don't need your fucking sympathy." "I need my johnson." " What do you need that for?" " You've got to buck up!" "You cannot drag this negative energy into the tournament." "Fuck the tournament." "Fuck you, Walter." "Fuck the tournament?" "OK, Dude." "I can see you don't want to be cheered up." "Come on, Donny." "Let's go get us a lane." " Another Caucasian, Gary." " Right, Dude." "Friends like these, huh, Gary?" "That's right, Dude." "[Jukebox plays Tumbling Tumbleweeds]" "[Western drawl] Do you have a good Sarsaparilla?" "[Bartender] Sioux City Sarsaparilla?" "Yeah." "That's a good one." "How you doin' there, Dude?" "Not too good, man." " One of those days, huh?" " Yeah." "Well..." "A wiser fella than myself once said," ""Sometimes you eat the bar and..."" "Much obliged." ""And sometimes the bar, well..." ""he eats you."" "Hmm." "That some kind of Eastern thing?" "Far from it." "I like your style, Dude." "Hmm." "Well..." "I dig your style, too, man." "You got a whole cowboy thing going." "Thankee." " There's just one thing, Dude." " What's that?" "Do you have to use so many cuss words?" "What the fuck are you talking about?" "OK, Dude, have it your way." "Take her easy, Dude." "Yeah." "Thanks, man." "Call for you, Dude." "Hello?" "[Maude] 'Jeffrey, you have not gone to the doctor.'" "Uh, oh, yeah." "No... no, I haven't yet." "'I'd like to see you immediately.'" "Oh?" " So you're Lebowski." " Yeah." "Maudehastoldme all about you." "She'll be back in a minute." "Sit down." " Do you want a drink?" " Yeah, sure." "White Russian." "The bar's over there." " So what do you do, Lebowski?" " Who the fuck are you, man?" "[Snickers]" "Just a friend of Maudie's." "The friend with the cleft asshole?" "[Laughing]" "What do you do?" "Oh, nothing much." "[Maude] Hello, Jeffrey." "Yeah, how are you?" "Listen, Maude," "I got to, uh... tender my resignation or whatever." "It looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all." "She most certainly was not." "Hey, man, why don't you fucking... listen occasionally?" "You might learn something." " Now, I got..." " Don't call her my mother." "[Man snickering]" "She's the perpetrator and not the victim." "I got pretty definitive evidence..." " From who?" " From the main guy, Uli." "Uli Kunkel?" "Her co-star in the beaver picture?" "Beaver?" "You mean vagina..." "I mean, you know the guy?" "I might have introduced them for all I know." " Do you remember Uli?" " Hmm." "He's a musician." "Used to have a group, Autobahn." "They released one album in the late 70s." "Theirmusicis sort of a... ugh... technopop." "Sohe'spretending to be the abductor?" " Well, yeah." " Look, Jeffrey, you don't kidnap someone you're acquainted with." "The idea is that the hostage can't identify you" " after you've let them go." " I know that." "[High-pitched laughter]" "What the fuck is with this guy?" "Who is he?" "Knox Harrington." "The video artist." " So Uli has the money?" " Well..." "Uh, no, not exactly, uh..." "This is a very complicated case, Maude." "[Telephone rings]" "Alotof insand outs and what-have-yous..." "Alotof strands to keep in my head." "Alotof strands in old Duder's head." "Then who has the money?" "It's Sandra, about the Biennale." "I have to take this." "Do you have that doctor's number?" " It's not bruised any more." " Please, Jeffrey," "I don't want to be responsible for any delayed after-effects." "[Speaking Italian]" "After-effects?" "[Maude] Sí." "Sí." "[Rock music]" "Could you slide your shorts down, Mr Lebowski, please?" "Hmm?" "No, man." "She hit me right here." "I understand." "Could you slide your shorts down, please?" "[Creedence Clearwater]" "# Just got home from Illinois" "# Lock the front door, oh, boy" "# Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch" "# Imagination sets in" "# Pretty soon I'm singin'" "# Doo doo doo Lookin' out my back door" "# There's a giant doing cartwheels" "# A statue wearing' high heels" "# Look at all the happy creatures" "# Dancin' on the lawn" "# A dinosaur victrola" "# Listenin' to Buck Owens" "# Doo doo doo Lookin' out my back door #" "Ow!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "# Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band" "# Wondrous apparition" "# Provided by magician" "# Doo doo doo Lookin' out my back door" "# Tambourines and elephants" "# Are playing in the band" "# Won't you take a ride on the flying' spoon?" "# Doo doo doo" "# Bother me tomorrow" "# Today I'll buy no sorrows" "# Doo doo doo Lookin' out my back door #" "[Dramatic music]" "He lives in North Hollywood, on Radford, near the In 'n' Out Burger." "The In 'n' Out Burger's on Camrose." " Near it." " Those are good burgers." "Shut the fuck up, Donny." "The kid's in ninth grade, and his father..." "Are you ready for this?" "His father is Arthur Digby Sellers." " Who the fuck is that?" " Huh?" "Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers?" "Ever heard of a show called "Branded"?" ""All but one man died there at Bitter Creek"?" "I know the fucking show." "So what?" "Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude." " The bulk of the series." " Oh." " Not exactly a lightweight." " No." "And yet his son is a fucking dunce." "We'll go there after the what-have-you, we'll brace the kid." "We'll be near the In 'n' Out Burger." "Shut the fuck up, Donny!" "We'll brace the kid." "He should be a pushover." "We'll get that fucking $1 million back..." "If he hasn't spent it already." "A million fucking clams." " Yes, we'll be near the, uh..." " In 'n' Out." "Hey, shh!" "Shh!" "Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs." "Our fucking troubles are over, Dude." "[Car rattling]" "Oh, fuck me, man!" "That kid's already spent all the money, man!" "New 'vette?" "Hardly, Dude." "I'd say he still has 960, $970,000 left, depending on the options." "Wait in the car, Donny." "[Knocking]" " [Woman] Yes?" " Pilar?" "My name is Walter Sobchak." "This is my associate Jeffrey Lebowski." "We came to talk about little Larry." "May we come in?" " Yes, yes." " Thank you." "That's him, Dude." "[Machine hissing]" "And a good day to you, sir!" "Uh, sit down, please." "Larry, sweetie, that man is here!" "Is he..." "Does he still write?" "Oh, no, no." "He has health problems." "Uh-huh." "Uh, sir, I just want to say, uh... that we're both, on a personal level, really enormous fans." ""Branded", especially the early episodes, was truly a source of inspiration..." "[Pilar] Sweetie, sit down!" "This is the police." "Oh, no, ma'am, we are not exactly the police." "We hope it won't be necessary to call the police." "But that's up to little Larry here." "Isn't it, Larry?" "Is this your homework, Larry?" " Is this your homework?" " Look, man..." "Dude, please." "Is this your homework, Larry?" "Just ask him about the car." " Is this your homework, Larry?" " Is that your car out front?" " Is this your homework, Larry?" " We know it's his homework!" "Where's the fucking money?" "Look, Larry..." "Have you heard of Vietnam?" "You're entering a world of pain, son." "We know that you stole the car." " And the fucking money!" " And the fucking money." "We know that this is your homework." " We'll cut your dick off." " You're killing your father." "All right." "This is pointless." "OK?" "It's time for plan B." "You might want to watch out that front window, Larry." "Son, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" "Little language problem here." "The little prick's stonewalling me." "Walter!" "What... what are you doing, man?" "What are you doing?" "Here you go, Larry." "You see what happens?" "You see what happens, Larry?" "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!" "This is what happens, Larry!" "You see what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass?" "This is what happens." "You see what happens, Larry?" "[Glass shattering]" "You see what happens, Larry?" "Do you see what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass?" "This is what happens, Larry!" "This is what happens, Larry!" " [Man] No!" " This is what happens, Larry!" "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger..." "What the fuck are you doing?" "Stop it!" "I just bought that fucking car last week!" " Whoa, whoa, whoa..." " I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!" "I just bought the fucking car last week!" "I'll kill your fucking car, man!" "No!" "That's not his... hey!" " God damn it!" " No!" "Oh, no!" "[Man] Fuck you!" "You like that?" "Fuck you!" "I kill your fucking car!" "I kill your fucking car!" "[# Oye Como Va #]" "I accept your apology." "No." "I just... want to handle it by myself from now on." "No, no, no." "That has nothing to do with it." "Yes, the car made it home." "You're calling me at home." "No, Walter, it did not look like Larry was about to crack." "Well, that's your perception." "You know, Walter, you're right." "There is an unspoken message here." "It's "Fuck you"!" "Leave me the fuck alone!" "Yeah, I'll be at practice." "Pin your diapers on." "Jackie Treehorn wants to see you." "Jackie Treehorn knows which Lebowski you are." "Jackie Treehorn wants to see the deadbeat Lebowski." "You're not dealing with morons." "[Oriental music]" "Hello, Dude." "Thanks for coming." "I'm Jackie Treehorn." "This is quite a pad you got here, man." "Completely unspoiled." " What's your drink, Dude?" " White Russian." "Thanks." "White Russian." "How's the smut business, Jackie?" "I wouldn't know, Dude." "I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy." " Oh." "Which one's "Logjammin'"?" " Yes, regrettably, it's true." "Standards have fallen in adult entertainment." "It's video, Dude." "Now that we're competing with amateurs, we can't afford to invest in extras, like story, production value, feelings." "You know, people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone." "On you maybe." "You have to take the good with the bad." "New technology permits us to do exciting things in interactive erotic software." "Wave of the future, Dude." "100% electronic." "Hmm." "Well..." "I still jerk off manually." "Of course you do." "I can see you're anxious for me to get to the point." "Well, here it is, Dude." "Where's Bunny?" " I thought you might know that." " Why would I?" "She ran off to get away from that sizeable debt to me." "She didn't run off." "She's been..." "I'veheardthatstory." "I know you're mixed up in this, Dude." "I don't care what you're trying to get from the husband." "That's your business." "All I'm saying is..." " I want mine." " Yeah, right, man." "There are a lot of..." "facets to this, a lot of interested parties." "[Telephone rings]" "Excuse me." "Yeah?" "Oh, yeah." "Where'sthat?" "Allright." "Excuse me." "Oh." "[Door closes]" " Forgive me." " No problemo, man." "So, uh..." "If I, uh, can find your money..." "Uh, what's in it for the Dude?" "Of course, there's that to discuss." "Refill?" "The Pope shit in the woods?" "10% finder's fee." "That all right?" "Mmm." "OK." "Done, Jackie." "I dig the way you do business, man." "Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers." "He lives in North Hollywood, on Radford, uh... by the In 'n' Out Burger." "A fuckin' brat, but I'm sure you can get it off him." "I mean, he's 15." "Flunking social studies." "So, if you could just, uh... write me a cheque for my 10% of half a million... five grand..." "I'll go out and mingle." "You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie." "A 15-year-old kid." "Isthissomesortofajoke ?" "[Voice echoes]" "No, no joke." "No funny stuff, Jackie." "The kid's got it." "Hi, fellas." "The kid just wanted a car." "All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back." "I'm not greedy." "It really... tied the room together." "[The stranger] Darkness washed over the Dude." "Darker than a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night." "There was no bottom." "# Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah" "# What condition my condition was in" "# I woke up this morning with the sun down" "# Shinin' in" "# I found my mind in a brown paper bag" "# But then" "# I tripped on a cloud and fell eight miles high" "# I tore my mind on a jagged sky" "# I just dropped in" "# To see what condition my condition was in" "# Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah" "# What condition my condition was in" "# I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole" "# And then I followed it in" "# I watched myself crawling' out" "# As I was crawlin' in" "# I got up so tight" "# I couldn't unwind" "# I saw so much" "# I broke my mind" "# I just dropped in" "# To see what condition my condition was in" "# Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah" "# What condition my condition was in" "# Someone painted echoes on" "# In big black letters" "# On the dead inside" "# I kept my foot on the gas" "# As I left the road" "# Blew out my mind" "# Eight miles out of Memphis, and I got no spare" "# Eight miles straightened up downtown somewhere" "# I just dropped in" "# To see what condition my condition was in" "# I said, I just dropped in" "# To see what condition my condition was in" "# Yeah, yeah" "# Oh, yeah #" "Ah... ah..." "Aaah..." "# But the charge was true" "# And they say he ran away #" "Branded!" "Is this your only I.D.?" "I know my rights, man." " You don't know shit, Lebowski." " I want a fucking lawyer, man." "I want..." "Bill Kunstler, man... or Ron Coobie." "Mr Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party, that you were drunk and abusive." "Mr Treehorn treats objects like women, man." "Mr Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town." "You don't draw shit, Lebowski." "We got a nice quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet." "So let me make something plain." "I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski." "I don't like your jerk-off name," "I don't like your jerk-off face," "I don't like your jerk-off behaviour, and I don't like you..." "Jerk-off." "Do I make myself clear?" "I'm sorry." "I wasn't listening." "Fucking fascist!" "Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski!" "Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!" "Keep your ugly goldbricking ass out of my beach community." "# I want to sleep with you in the desert tonight" "# With a billion stars all around #" "Jesus..." "Man, could you change the channel." "If you don't like my music, get your own fucking cab!" "I'll pull over and kick your ass out." "I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles." "Out of my fucking cab!" "Out!" "Get..." "Hey... man!" "Man, hey!" "[Loud music]" "# Devil-may-care" "# And I'm the devil with love to spare" "# So viva Las Vegas" "# Viva Las Vegas #" "Oh..." "Jesus." "Jeffrey." "Maude?" "Love me." "Uh, that's my robe." "[Maude] Tell me about yourself, Jeffrey." "Well, not much to tell." "I, um, I was one of the authors of the Port Huron statement." "The original Port Huron statement." "Uh-huh." "Not the compromised second draft." "Uh, and then I, uh, you ever hear of the Seattle 7?" "That was me." "And, um, the six other guys." "Um... and then, ah, music business briefly." "Oh?" " Yeah, a roadie for Metallica." " Oh." " "Speed of Sound" tour." " Mm-hmm." "Bunch of assholes." "Uh, and then, you know, a little of this, a little of that." "My career's slowed down a little lately." "What do you do for recreation?" "Oh, the usual." "Bowl, drive around." "The occasional acid flashback." "What happened to your house?" "Oh,JackieTreehorn trashed the place." "HethoughtIhad your father's money." "He got me out of the way while he looked for it." " Cocktail?" " No, thanks." "It's not my father's money." "It's the Foundation's." "Why did he think you have it?" "And who does?" "Larry Sellers, this high school kid." "Real fucking brat." "You know, this is a very complicated case, Maude." "Lotta ins, lotta outs." "You know, fortunately," "I'm adhering to a pretty strict... drug regiment to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber, you know." "Very close to your father's money." "It's the Foundation's money." "Father doesn't have any." "What are you talking about?" "He's loaded." "No, no, the wealth was all mother's." "No, he runs stuff, uh..." "We did let him run a company, but he didn't do very well." " No, he's..." " He administers the charities, and I give him a reasonable allowance." "He has no money of his own." "I know how he presents himself." "Father's weakness is vanity." " Hence, the slut." " Uh, do you think he, uh..." "What is that, yoga?" "It increases the chances of conception." " Increases?" " Well, yes." "What did you think this was about?" "Fun and games?" "I want a child." "OK, yeah, OK, but let me..." "Let me explain something about the Dude." "Look, Jeffrey, I don't want a partner." "I don't want the father to be someone I have to see, or who has any interest in raising the child himself." "Oh, so that doctor..." "Exactly." "Now, what happened to your face?" "Did Jackie Treehorn do that as well?" "No, uh, it was the Chief of Police of Malibu." "A real reactionary." "So, your father..." " Yeah, I get it." "Yeah, yeah." " What?" "Oh, man, my thinking about this case had become very uptight." "Yeah, your father." "Jeffrey, what are you talking about?" "[Dialling phone]" "Jeffrey!" "Walter, if you're there, pick up the fucking phone." "Come on." "Pick it up, man, this is an emergency." "'Dude?" "'" "I'm at my place." "I need you to come and pick me up." "'I can't drive, Dude, it's Erev Shabbos.'" " What?" " 'Erev Shabbos.'" " 'I can't drive.'" " Man!" "'I'm not supposed to pick up the phone" " 'unless it's an emergency.'" " This is a fucking emergency!" "'That's why I picked up the phone.'" "Walter, you fuck, we gotta go to Pasadena." "Pick me up or I'm off the bowling team." "[Engine doesn't start]" "Get out of that fucking car, man." "Get out of that fucking car!" "Get the fuck out of the car, man." "Get out of the fucking..." "Who the fuck are you, man?" "Easy, man." "Relax, man." "No physical harm intended." "Who the fuck are you?" "Why are you following me around?" "Come on, fuckhead." "Relax, man." "I'm a brother Seamus." "Brother Seamus?" "Like an Irish monk?" "What the fuck are you talking about?" "My name is Da Fino." "I'm a private snoop, like you, man." " What?" " A dick, man." "Let me tell you something." "I dig your work." "Playing one side against the other." "In bed with everybody." "Fabulous stuff." "I'm not...!" "Fuck it." "Just stay away from my lady friend." "I'm not messing with your special lady." "She's not my special lady." "I'm just helping her conceive." " I'm not..." " Who are you working for?" "Lebowski?" "Jackie Treehorn?" "The Knutsens." "The... who the fuck are the Knutsens?" "The Knutsens." "It's a wandering-daughter job." "Bunny Lebowski, man." "Her real name is Fawn Knutsen." "Her parents want her back." "Jesus fucking Christ." "Crazy, huh?" "Ran away about a year ago." "The Knutsens told me to show her this when I found her." "It's the family farm outside of Moorhead, Minnesota." "They think it'll make her homesick." "How are you gonna keep 'em down once they've seen Karl Hungus?" " She's been kidnapped, Da Fino." " Oh, man." "Maybe not, but she's not around." "Hey, maybe you and me could pool our resources." "Trade information." "Professional courtesy." "Compeers, you know what I mean?" "Yeah, yeah, I get it." "Fuck off, Da Fino." "And stay away from my special... from my fucking lady friend, man." "Ze lingonberry pancakes." "[Speaks German]" "Lingonberry pancakes." "Sree pigs in blanket." "[Speaks German]" "[Dieter] Huh?" "[Speaks German]" "She has lingonberry pancakes." "[All speaking German]" "Wetotally fucked it up, man." "We fucked up his payoff, we pissed off the kidnappers, and Lebowski, he yelled at me but he didn't do anything, huh?" "Well, sometimes it's a cathartic..." "If he knows I'm a fuck-up, why does he ask me to get his wife back?" "Because he doesn't want her back." "He's had enough." "He no longer digs her." "But then, why doesn't he give a shit about his million bucks?" "I mean, he knows we never handed off his briefcase, but he never asked for it back." "The million bucks was never in the briefcase." "The briefcase was fucking empty, man." "The asshole was hoping that they would kill her." "You threw out a ringer for a ringer." "[Walter] How does this add up to an emergency?" "Huh?" "I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money." "My point is... here we are, it's Shabbos, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death." "Come off it." "You're not even fucking Jewish." "What the fuck are you talking about?" "You're fucking Polish-Catholic." "I converted when I married Cynthia." "Come on." " Yeah, yeah." " You know this." "Five years ago, you were divorced." "So when you get divorced, you return your library card?" "You get a new licence?" "You stop being Jewish?" " This is the driveway." " I'm Jewish as fucking Tevyé." "Man, it's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing." "Taking care of her fucking dog." "Going to her fucking synagogue." "You're living in the past." "3,000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, damn right I'm living in the fucking past!" "I..." "Jesus." "What the hell happened?" "# Viva Las Vegas" "Ah!" "Where was she, man?" "Visiting friends in Palm Springs." "She just left." "Never bothered to tell us." "I guess the nihilist knew where she was." "She never even kidnapped herself." " Who is this gentleman, Dude?" " Who am I?" "A fucking veteran." "You shouldn't go in, Dude." "He's very angry." "So, man..." "So, she's back, no thanks to you." " Where's the fucking money?" " A million bucks from fucking needy little urban achievers!" "You are scum!" " Who the hell is he?" " Who am I?" "I'm the guy that's gonna kick your goldbricking ass!" "The briefcase was empty." "You kept the money for yourself." "You have your story, I have mine." "I entrusted the money to you, and you stole it." "As if we would ever take your bullshit money!" "You thought Bunny had been kidnapped, and you were glad." "You could make some money disappear." "You needed was a sap to pin it on." "You just met me." "You... human paraquat!" "You figured, "Oh, here's a loser."" "Somebody the square community won't give a shit about." " Well, aren't you?" " Well, yeah, but..." "Get out, both of you." "Look at that phoney." "Pretending to be a millionaire." "Out of this house now, you bums!" "Let me tell you something." "I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy's a fake." "A fucking goldbricker." " Stay away from me!" " This guy fucking walks." " I've never been more certain." " Stay away!" "Walter, for Christ's sake, man, he's a cripple." "Get away from me!" "Aah!" " Put him down, man!" " Yeah, I'll put him down!" "Rauss!" "Achtung, baby!" "[Dog barking]" "[Lebowski whimpers]" "Come on, help me put him back in his chair." "Sure, you'll see some tank battles." "Fighting in desert is VERY different from fighting in jungle." "'Nam was a foot soldier's war, whereas this thing should, you know, be a piece of cake." "I mean, I had an M16 Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank." "Me and Charlie, eyeball to eyeball." " Yeah." " That's fuckin' combat." "The man in the black pyjamas, Dude." "Worthy fuckin' adversary." " Who's in pyjamas, Walter?" " Shut the fuck up, Donny." "Whereas, what we have here..." "Fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank." " This... this is not a worthy..." " Hey!" "What's this day-of-rest shit?" "What's this bullshit?" "!" "I don't fuckin' care!" "It don't matter to Jesus." "But you not fooling me, man." "You might fool the league office, but you don't fool Jesus." "It's bush league psyche-out stuff." "Laughable, man." "I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday." "I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead." "Whoo!" "You got a date Wednesday, baby." "He's cracking." "The whole concept of Asia." "Many learned men have disputed this, but in the 14th Century, the Rabahm, he..." "[Technopop]" "Well, they finally did it." "They killed my fucking car." "We want ze money, Lebowski." "Ja, otherwise, we kill ze girl." "Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal." "You don't have the fucking girl, dipshit." "Weknowyouneverdid." "Are these the Nazis?" "No, nihilists." "Nothing to be afraid of." "Ve don't care." "Ve still want the money, Lebowski, or we'll fuck you up." "Fuck you." "Fuck the three of yous." "No, without a hostage, there is no ransom." "That's what ransom is." "Those are the fucking rules." "His girlfriend gave up her toe." "She zought we'd be getting $1 million." "It's not fair." "Fair?" "Who's the fucking nihilist around here, you bunch of fucking crybabies." "Cool it, Walter." "Hey, look, pal, there never was any money." "ThebigLebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man." "I would like my undies back." " Are these guys gonna hurt us?" " No, these men are cowards." "OK, so we take ze money you have on you and we calls it even." "Fuck you." "No, Walter, come on." "We're ending this cheap, man." " No, what's mine is mine." " Come on, Walter." " [Dieter] No funny stuff." " All right, I got..." " uh, 4 bucks, almost 5." " I got $18." "[Walter] What's mine is mine." "We fuck you up, man." "We takes the money." "Come and get it." "[Dieter] We fuck you up." "Show me what you got, nihilist." "I fuck you." "Come on, he's got a sword." "Dipshit with a nine-toed woman." "Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "I fuck you, I...!" "Take it easy, man." "Here's the $4." "I got a fucking ball, man." "Anti-Semite!" "Ifuckyouinzeass." "I fuck you!" "I fuck you!" "I fuck you!" "I fuck you!" "We got a man down, Dude." "God, they shot him, man." " No, Dude." " They shot Donny?" "There weren't any shots fired." "It's a heart attack." "Call the medics, Dude." "I'd go myself, but I'm pumping blood." "Might pass out." "Rest easy, good buddy, you're doing fine." "We got help choppering in." "[Footsteps]" "Hello, gentlemen." "You are the bereaved?" "Yeah, man." "Francis Donnelly." "Pleased to meet you." "Jeff Lebowski." "Walter Sobchak." "The Dude, actually, is, uh..." " Excuse me?" " Oh, nothing." "Yes, I understand you're taking away the remains." "Yeah." "We have the urn." "I assume this is credit card." "Yeah." "[Walter] Ahem." "What's this?" "That's for the urn." "Don't need it." "We're scattering the ashes." "Yes, so we were informed." "However, we must, of course, transmit the remains to you in a receptacle." "This is $180." "It is our most..." "modestly priced receptacle." " Can we just, uh..." " $180?" " They range up to 3,000." " Uh, we're, uh, ahem..." "Can't we just rent it from you?" "Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house." "We'rescatteringtheashes!" "Just because we're bereaved, doesn't make us saps!" "Sir, please, lower your voices." "Man, don't you have, you know, something else we could put him in, you know?" "That is our most..." "modestly priced receptacle." "Goddamn it!" "Is there a Ralph's around here?" "Donny was a good bowler and a good man." "He was one of us." "He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling." "As a surfer, he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo." "He died... he died as so many men of his generation, before his time." "In your wisdom, Lord, you took him." "As you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Lan Doc, and Hill 364." "These young men gave their lives." "So did Donny." "Donny who loved bowling." "And so..." "Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final, mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well." "Goodnight, sweet prince." "Shit." "Oh, shit, Dude, I'm sorry." " Goddamn wind." " Goddamn it, Walter." " You fucking asshole!" " Dude, I'm sorry." "Everything's a fucking travesty with you." "Sorry." "It was an accident." "What was that shit about Vietnam?" "What does anything have to do with Vietnam?" "What the fuck were you talking about?" "Dude, I'm sorry." "Fuckin'..." "Fuck, Walter." "Come on, Dude." "Hey, fuck it, man." "Let's go bowling." "# And when you're sitting there" "# In your silk upholstered chair" "# Talkin' to some rich folks that you know" "# Well, I hope you don't see me" "# In my ragged company" "# Aw, that you know I could never be alone #" "Two oat sodas, Gary." " [Gary] Good luck tomorrow." " Yeah, thanks, man." "I'm sorry to hear about Donny." "Oh, well, yeah, you know, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes, you know..." "Hey, man!" "Howdy doo, Dude." "I wondered if I'd see you again." "I wouldn't miss the semis." "How have things been going?" "Strikes and gutters, ups and downs." " Sure." "I gotcha." " Yeah." "Thanks, Gary." "Well, take care, man." "Gotta get back." " Sure." "Take it easy, Dude." " Oh, yeah." "I know that you will." "Yeah, well, the Dude abides." "The Dude abides." "I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that." "It's good knowing he's out there, the Dude." "Takin' her easy for all us sinners." "Shoosh." "I sure hope he makes the finals." "Well, that about does her." "Wraps her all up." "Things seem to have worked out good for the Dude and Walter." "It was a pretty good story, don't you think?" "Made me laugh to beat the band." "Parts, anyway." "I didn't like seeing Donny go." "But then I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way." "I guess that's how the whole darn human comedy keeps perpetuating itself down through the generations." "Westward the wagons, across the sands of time until we..." "Oh, look at me." "I'm ramblin' again." "Well, I hope you folks enjoyed yourselves." "Catch ya later on down the trail." "Say, friend, you got any more of that good Sarsaparilla?" "# Take me down, little Susie, take me down" "# I know you think you're the queen of the underground" "# Send me dead flowers every morning" "# Send me dead flowers by the mail" "# Send me dead flowers to my wedding" "# And I won't forget to put roses on your grave" "# No, I won't forget to put roses on your grave #" "# Bright light city gonna set my soul" "# Set my soul on fire" "# Got a whole lotta money that's ready to burn" "# So get those stakes up higher" "# There's a thousand pretty women" "# Waitin' out there" "# They're all livin' devil-may-care" "# And I'm just the devil with love to spare" "# So viva Las Vegas" "# Viva Las Vegas" "# Viva Las Vegas with the neon flashin'" "# And your one-armed bandits crashin'" "# All those hopes down the drain" "# Viva Las Vegas turning' day into night-time" "# Night into daytime" "# If you see it once" "# You'll never be the same again" "# I'm gonna keep on" "# Keep on the run" "# If it costs me my very last dime" "# If I wind up broke" "# Well, I'll always remember" "# That I had a swinging time" "# I'm gonna give it everything I've got" "# Lady Luck, please let the dice stay hot" "# Let me shoot a seven with every shot" "# Viva Las Vegas" "# Viva Las Vegas" "# Viva Las Vegas" "# Viva, viva" "# Viva, viva" "# Las Vegas" "# Viva #" "DVD subtitles by European Captioning Institute" "Out west there was this fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski - at least that's the handle his parents gave him." "But he never had much use for it himself." "This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude." "Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from." "There was a lot about the Dude that didn't make sense to me, and a lot about where he lived, likewise." "But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darn interesting." "They call Los Angeles the City of Angels." "I didn't find it to be that exactly." "But there are some nice folks there." "'Course I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies." "But I'll tell you what, after seeing Los Angeles and this story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any other places, and in English, too." "So I can die with a smile on my face without feeling like the good Lord gypped me." "Now, this story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early 90s, about the time of our conflict with Saddam and the Iraqis." "I only mention it 'cause sometimes there's a man " "I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero?" "But sometimes there's a man - and I'm talking about the Dude here - sometimes there's a man..." "Well, he's the man for his time and place." "He fits right in there, and that's the Dude, in Los Angeles." "And even if he's a lazy man, and the Dude was most certainly that, quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles county, which would place him high in the running for laziest worldwide." "But sometimes there's a man, sometimes... there's a man..." "Wow, lost my train of thought here." "But... ah, hell." "I done introduced him enough." "'This will not stand." "'This will not stand, this aggression against Kuwait.'" "Where's the money, Lebowski?" "I want that money, Lebowski." "Bunny says you're good for it." "Where's the money, Lebowski?" "Where's the money, Lebowski?" "Where's the fucking money, shithead?" "It's down there somewhere." "Let me take another look." "Don't fuck with us!" "Your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn." "That means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn." "Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski." "Don't do that..." " Not on the rug, man." " See?" "See what happens, Lebowski?" "You see what happens?" "Nobody calls me Lebowski." "You got the wrong man." "I'm the Dude, man." "Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski." "Your wife is Bunny." "My... my wife... my wife, Bunny?" "Do you see a wedding ring?" "Does this place look like I'm married?" "The toilet seat's up, man." "What the fuck is this?" "Obviously, you're not a golfer." " Woo?" " Yeah?" "Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?" "Fuck!" " Yeah, what do you think?" " He looks like a fucking loser." "Hey, at least I'm housebroken." "Fucking time wasted." "Thanks a lot, asshole." "I'm throwing rocks tonight." "Mark it, Dude." "This was a valued rug." "This was a..." "It really tied the room together." "So this was a valued..." " What tied the room together?" " My rug." " Were you listening, Donny?" " What?" "Were you listening to the Dude's story?" "I was bowling." "You have no frame of reference, like a child who wanders in..." "Walter, what's the point?" "There's no reason - here's my point, Dude there's no reason..." " Yeah, what's your point?" " Huh?" " Walter, what is the point..." "We know who is at fault here." "What the fuck are you talking about?" "No, what the fuck are you..." "I'm not..." "We're talking about unchecked aggression here." " What is he talking about?" " My rug." "Forget it, you're out of your element." "The Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill." "So what the fuck are you talking about?" "The Chinaman is not the issue here." "I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand." "Across this line, you do not..." "Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature." ""Asian-American," please." "This isn't a guy who built the railroads here..." " What the fuck..." " He peed on my rug." " He peed on the Dude's rug." " You're out of your element!" "Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here." " So, who... who..." " Jeff Lebowski." "The other Jeffrey Lebowski, the millionaire." "That's fucking interesting, man." "That's fucking interesting." "Plus, he has the wealth and the resources... so there's no reason, no fucking reason why his wife should go out, owe money, and then they pee on your fucking rug!" " Am I wrong?" " No." " Am I wrong?" " But..." "OK, then." "That rug really tied the room together, did it not?" " Fuckin' A!" " And he peed on it." "Donny, please." "I could find this fucking Lebowski guy." "His name is Lebowski?" "That's your name, Dude." "He should compensate me for the fucking rug." "His wife owes money, and they pee on my rug?" " They pee on your fucking rug." " They peed on my fucking rug." "That's right, Dude." "They peed on your fucking rug." "This is the study." "The various commendations..." "Jeffrey Lebowski." " Honorary degrees, etcetera." " Very impressive." "Oh, please feel free to inspect them." " Oh, I'm not really that..." " Oh, please, please." "That is the key to the city of Pasadena, which Mr Lebowski received in recognition of various civic..." "Oh, that's the Los Angeles" "Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever Award, which is... not necessarily given every year." "Hey, is this, uh, is this him with Nancy?" "Yes, indeed, that is Mr Lebowski with the First Lady..." "That's Lebowski on the left there?" "Of course." "Mr Lebowski on the left..." "He's a cripple... you know, a... handicapped guy?" "Mr Lebowski is disabled, yes." "This picture was taken when Mrs Reagan was First Lady of the nation." " Yes, yes." "Not of California." " Pope John." "He met privately with the president, but there was no time for a photo opportunity." " Nancy's pretty good." " Wonderful woman!" "These are..." "Those are Mr Lebowski's children, so to speak." "Different mothers?" "Racially, pretty cool." "They're not literally his children." "They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, inner-city children of promise but without the means for a higher education." "Mr Lebowski is committed to sending them to college." "Excuse me." "Thank you, thank you." "Far out." "Think he's got room for one more?" "One, uh..." "Oh!" "You never went to college." "Please, don't touch that." "Yeah, I did, but I spent most of my time... occupying various administration buildings, smoking a lot of Thai stick, breaking into the R.O.T.C. And bowling." "To tell you the truth, I don't remember much." "OK, sir, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, that's terrific." "But I'm very busy, as I imagine you are." "What can I do for you, sir?" "Well, sir, it's this rug I have, it really tied the room together..." "You told Brandt, he told me." "Where do I fit in?" "Well, they were looking for you, these guys." "I'll say it again." "You told Brandt on the phone, he told me." "I know what happened." "Yes?" "So you know that they were trying to piss on your rug?" "Did I urinate on your rug?" "Did you personally come and pee on my rug?" "Hello!" "Do you speak English?" "Parla usted ingles?" "I'll ask you again." "Did I urinate on your rug?" "No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug." "I want to understand this, sir." "Every time a rug is micturated upon in this city," "I have to compensate..." "Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here." "I..." "I was just..." "You're just looking for a handout like every other..." "Are you employed, Mr Lebowski?" "Wait, let me explain something to you." "I am not Mr Lebowski." "You're Mr Lebowski." "I'm the Dude." "So that's what you call me, you know, uh, that or, uh, his Dudeness, or Duder, or, you know, uh, el Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing." " Are you employed, sir?" " Employed?" "You don't look for a job dressed like that on a weekday?" "Is this a..." "What day is this?" "Well, I do work, sir." "So if you don't mind..." "No, I do mind." "The Dude minds." "This will not stand, you know." "This aggression will not stand, man." " I mean, your wife owes..." " My wife is not the issue!" "I hope that my wife will learn to live on her ample allowance." "If not, that's her problem, not mine, just as the rug is your problem, just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility, regardless of who he chooses to blame." "I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs." "Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea." "But I went out and achieved anyway." "I cannot solve your problems, sir, only you can." " Oh, fuck it." " "Oh, fuck it."" "Yes, that's your answer to everything." "Tattoo it on your forehead." "Your revolution is over, Mr Lebowski!" "Condolences!" "The bums lost!" "My advice to you is to do what your parents did!" "Get a job, sir!" "The bums will always lose!" "Do you hear me, Lebowski?" "The bums..." "How was your meeting, Mr Lebowski?" "OK." "The old man told me to take any rug in the house." "Well, enjoy, and perhaps we'll see you again, Dude." "Sure, if I'm in the neighbourhood, you know, and, um..." "I need to use the john." "Blow on them." "Go ahead, blow." "You want me to blow on your toes?" "Uh-huh." "I can't blow that far." "Are you sure he won't mind?" "He doesn't care about anything." "He's a nihilist." "Oh, that must be exhausting." "You're not blowing." "He has to be getting along, Mrs Lebowski." "Oh, you're Bunny." "I'll suck your cock for $1,000." "Wonderful woman." "We're very fond of her." "Very free-spirited." "Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay 100." "That's marvellous." "I'm just gonna go find a cash machine." "Whoo!" "Slamming them tonight!" "You guys are dead in the water." "All right!" "Way to go, Donny!" "If you will it, it is no dream." "You're 20 minutes late, man." "What the fuck is that?" "Theodore Herzel." "The state of Israel." "If you will it, Dude, it is no dream." "The carrier." "What's in the fucking carrier?" "Oh, Cynthia's dog." "I think it's a Pomeranian." "I can't leave him, he eats the furniture." "I'm watching it while they're in Hawaii." " You brought it bowling?" " "Brought it bowling"?" "I didn't rent it shoes, I'm not buying it a beer, he's not taking your turn, Dude." "If my ex-wife asked me to take care of her dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu," "I'd tell her to fuck herself." "Dude, you don't have an ex, and this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers." "You can't board it." "It gets upset." "Its hair falls out." "Over the line!" "Sorry, you were over the line." "That's a foul." "Bullshit." "Mark it 8, Dude." "Excuse me, mark it zero." "Next frame." "Bullshit, Walter." "Mark it 8, Dude." "This is not 'Nam, this is bowling." "There are rules." "Hey, Walter, come on, it's Smokey." "His toe slipped over." "It's just a game." "It determines who enters the round-robin." "Am I wrong?" " Yeah, but..." " Am I wrong?" "Yeah, but I wasn't over." "Give me the marker, Dude." "I'm marking an 8." "Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain." " Walter..." " You mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain." " I'm not..." " A world of pain." "Look, Dude, this is your partner." "Has the world gone crazy?" "Am I the only one who cares about the rules?" "Mark it zero!" " They're calling the cops." " Mark it zero!" " Put the piece away." " Walter..." "You think I'm fucking around?" "Mark it zero!" "All right, it's fucking zero." "You happy, you crazy fuck?" "It's a league game, Smoke." "You can't do that, man." "These guys are like me." "They're pacifists." "Smokey was a conscientious objector." "I myself dabbled in pacifism, not in 'Nam, of course." "You know he's got emotional problems." "You mean, beyond pacifism?" "He's fragile, very fragile." "I did not know that." "Well, it's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the next round-robin." " Am I wrong?" " No, you're not wrong." " Am I wrong?" " No, you're just an asshole!" "OK." "We play Quintana and O'Brien next week." "They should be pushovers." "Man, will you just..." "Just take it easy, man." "That's your answer for everything, Dude." "Look at our current situation with that camelfucker in Iraq." "Pacifism is not something to hide behind." "Just take it easy, man." "I'm perfectly calm, Dude." " Waving the fucking gun around?" " Calmer than you are." "Just take it easy!" "Calmer than you are." "'Dude, this is Smokey." "'I don't want to be a hard-on about this." "'I know it wasn't your fault, 'but Gilbert and I will submit this to the league 'and ask them to set aside the round, 'maybe forfeit it to us." "'So, like I say, you know, fair warning." "'Tell Walter." "I'm sorry.'" "'Mr Lebowski, this is Brandt at, uh, 'well, at Mr Lebowski's office." "'Please, call us when it's convenient.'" "'This is Bill Selliger of the Southern Cal Bowling League." "'I just got an informal report 'that a member of your team, a Walter Sobchak, 'drew a firearm during play." "'This contravenes a number of by-laws and article 27... '" " Dude." " Hey, Monty." "Dude, I..." "I finally got..." "the venue I wanted." "I'm performing my dance quintet, you know, my cycle, at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night." "And, well, I'd love it if you came and gave me notes." "I'll be there, man." "Tomorrow's already the 10th." "Far out." "Oh." "Oh, all right, OK." "Just slip the rent under my door." "'... serious infraction 'and examine your standing." "Thank you.'" "'Mr Lebowski, Brandt again." "'Please, call when you get in, and I'll send a limo." "'I hope you're not avoiding this call because of the rug, 'which, I assure you, is not a problem." "'We need your help, and, uh... 'well, we'd like to see you." "'Thank you." "It's Brandt.'" "We've had terrible news." "Mr Lebowski's in seclusion." "Mr Lebowski." "Funny..." "I can look back on a life of achievement, challenges met, competitors bested, obstacles overcome." "I've accomplished more than most men and without the use of my legs." "What..." "What makes a man, Mr Lebowski?" "Dude." "I..." "I don't know, sir." "Is it being prepared to do the right thing?" "Whatever the cost?" "Isn't that what makes a man?" "Sure, that and a pair of testicles." "You're joking." "But..." "Perhaps you're right." "You mind if I do a "J"?" "Bunny..." "Excuse me?" "Bunny Lebowski, she is the light of my life." "Are you surprised at my tears, sir?" "Fuckin' A." "Strong men also cry." "Strong men also cry." "I received this fax this morning." "As you can see, it is a ransom note." ""We have Bunnie."" "Sent by men who can't achieve on a level field of play." ""Gather one million dollars in unmarked, non-consecutive twenties."" " Weaklings!" " "Await instructions."" " Bums!" " "No funny stuff."" " Bummer." " Huh?" "This is a bummer, man." "That's, uh, that's a bummer." "Brandt will fill you in on the details." "Mr Lebowski will make you a generous offer to act as courier once we get instructions for the money." "Why me, man?" "He believes the culprits might be the people who, uh... soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm this." "He thinks the carpet-pissers did this?" "Well, Dude, we just don't know." "Fucking Quintana." "That creep can roll, man." "Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude." "Yeah." "No." "He's a sex offender with a record." "He did six months for exposing himself to an 8-year-old." "When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast." "What's a pederast, Walter?" "Shut the fuck up, Donny." " So..." "How much they give you?" " 20 grand, man." " And I get to keep the rug." " Just for making a hand-off?" "Yeah." "They gave Dude a beeper." " So whenever they call..." " What if it's during a game?" " If it's during league play..." " What's during league play?" "Life doesn't stop and start at your convenience," " you piece of shit." " What's wrong with Walter?" "I figure it's easy money." "It's harmless." " She probably did it herself." " What do you mean, Dude?" "Rug pee-ers didn't do this." "Look at it." "A young trophy wife marries this guy for his money." "She figures he isn't giving her enough." "You know, she owes money." " That fuckin'... bitch." " It's all goddamn fake, man." "It's like Lenin said." "You look for the person who will benefit," " and, uh, you know..." " I am the walrus?" "You know, you'll, uh..." " You know what I'm saying." " I am the walrus." "That fuckin' bitch!" " I am the walrus." " Shut the fuck up, Donny!" "V.I. Lenin." "Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!" "What the fuck is he talking about?" "Fucking exactly what happened." "That makes me sick." " What do you care, Walter?" " Those rich fucks." "This whole fuckin' thing." "I didn't watch my buddies die face-down in the mud so that this fucking strumpet, this fucking whore..." "I don't see any connection with Vietnam." "No literal connection." "Face it, there's no connection." "Your roll." " But my point is..." " Your roll." "Are you ready to be fucked?" "I see you roll your way into the semis." "Dios mio, man." "Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up." "Yeah?" "Well... you know, that's just like, uh... your opinion, man." "Let me tell you something, pendejo, you pull any crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes," "I'll take it and stick it up your ass and pull the fuckin' trigger till it goes click." " Jesus." " You said it, man." "Nobody fucks with the Jesus." "8-year-olds, Dude." "Ohh, man." "They called 80 minutes ago." "Take the money, drive north on the 405." "They will call you with instructions in 40 minutes." "One person only." "They were clear on that, or I'd go with you." " What happened to your jaw?" " Oh, nothin'." "Here's the money." "And the phone." "Please, Dude, follow their instructions." "All right." " Her life is in your hands." " Oh, man, don't say that." "Mr Lebowski asked me to repeat that." " Her life is in your hands." " Shit, man." "Her life is in your hands, Dude." "Report back to us as soon as it's done." "Where the fuck are you goin'?" "Take the ringer." "I'll drive." " What?" "The what?" " The ringer." "The ringer, Dude." " What the..." " Have they called?" " What the hell is this?" " My dirty undies, Dude." "Laundry." "The whites." "I'm sure there's a reason you brought your dirty undies." "The weight." "The ringer cannot look empty." "What the fuck are you thinking?" "You're right, Dude." "I got to thinking, why should we settle for a measly fuckin' 20 grand..." "We?" "You said you just wanted to come along." "Why should we settle for 20 grand when we can keep the entire million?" "Am I wrong?" "Yes, you're wrong." "This isn't a game, man." "It is a game." "You said so yourself." " She kidnapped herself." " I said I thought..." "Dude here." "'Who is this?" "'" "Dude the bagman." "Where do you want us to go?" " 'Us?" "'" " Shit!" "Yeah, you know, me and the driver." "I'm not handling the money, driving the car..." " 'Shut the fuck up!" "'" " Are you fucking this up?" "Who is that?" "That is the driver." "I told you..." " Shit!" " What the fuck's goin' on?" " Walter!" " What the fuck is goin' on?" "He hung up!" "You fucked it up!" "You fucked it up!" " Her life was in our hands." " Easy, Dude." "We're screwed now." "We don't get shit." "They're gonna kill her." "We're fucked, Walter." "Nothing is fucked, Dude." "You're being very unDude." "They'll call back." "She kidnapped..." "You see?" "Nothing's fucked here, Dude." "They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs!" "Hey, will you shut the fuck up?" "Don't say peep while I'm doin' business here." "OK, Dude, have it your way." " But they're amateurs." " Fuck." " Dude." " 'OK, we proceed, 'but only if there's no funny stuff.'" "Yeah, yeah." "'So no funny stuff, OK?" "'" "Just tell me where the fuck to go." "That was the sign, man." "So all we gotta do is get her back." "No one can complain, and we keep the baksheesh." "Terrific, Walter, but how are we gonna get her back?" "That's the simple part, Dude." "We make the hand-off, I grab one, beat it out of him." " Huh?" " Yeah." "That's a great plan." "That's fucking ingenious, if I understand it correctly." "It's a Swiss fuckin' watch." "Yeah, the beauty of this is its simplicity." "If it gets complex, everything can go wrong." "If I learned one thing in 'Nam, it's..." " Dude." " 'You're coming to a bridge." "'When you cross the bridge, 'you throw the bag from the left window." "You're being watched.'" "Fuck!" "What'd he say?" "Where's the hand-off?" "There isn't one, we throw the money out of the car." "We throw the money out of the moving car!" "We can't do that." "That fucks up our plan." "Call 'em and explain it to them." "You're plan is so simple I'm sure they'll understand." "I'm throwin' the money, Walter." "We're not fuckin' around." "Bridge is comin' up." "Give me the ringer." "Fuck that." "I love ya, but you have to face the fact" " you're a goddamn moron." " No time to argue." " Hey, man." " The bridge." "Hey, Walter!" "Hey!" "Walter!" "There goes the ringer!" " What the fuck?" " Here, your wheel." "At 15 mph, I roll out, grab one and beat it out of him." " The Uzi." " Uzi?" " I'm not rolling out naked." " Walter, please!" "15, Dude." "This is it." "We have it!" "We have it!" "We have it!" "We... have it!" "Aw, fuck it, Dude." "Let's go bowling." "Etz chaim he, Dude, as the ex used to say." "What the fuck does that mean?" "What the fuck are we gonna tell Lebowski?" "Huh?" "Oh, him." "Uh..." "Well, what exactly is the problem?" "The problem is..." "What do you mean, what's the..." "There was no..." "We... we didn't, uh..." "They're gonna kill that poor woman." "The poor woman..." "That poor slut kidnapped herself." "You said so yourself." "I said I thought she kidnapped herself." " You're the one who's certain." " 100% certain." " They posted the next round." " Shut the fuck..." " When do we play?" " This Saturday." "Saturday?" "They have to reschedule." "What am I gonna tell Lebowski?" "I told that fuck at the league office..." " Who's in charge of scheduling?" " Burkhalter." "I told that kraut I don't roll on Shabbos." " He already posted it." " He can fuckin' unpost it!" "Who gives a shit?" "They're gonna kill that woman." "What am I gonna tell Lebowski?" "She'll get tired of her game and go back." " Why not on Saturday?" " I'm Shomer Shabbos." "What's that?" "What do I tell Lebowski?" "Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest." "I don't work, I don't drive a car," "I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!" "Sheesh." "Shomer Shabbos!" " Walter, how am I gonna..." " Shomer fucking Shabbos." " That's it!" "I'm outta here." " Come on, Dude." "Dude!" "Dude!" "Look, you just tell him..." "Tell him we made the drop and everything went..." " How'd it go?" " Went all right." "Walter, we didn't make the fuckin' hand-off." "They didn't get the fuckin' money!" "They're gonna..." "They're gonna kill that poor woman." "If you can't go by car, how do you get around on Shammos?" "Really, Dude, you surprise me." "They're not gonna do shit." "What can they do to her?" "They're amateurs, and meanwhile, who's sittin' on a million fucking dollars?" "Am I wrong?" "Who's got a million fuckin' dollars in our car?" "Our car, Walter?" "What do they got?" "My dirty undies." "My fuckin' whites." "Say, Dude... where is your car?" "Who's got your undies?" " Where's your car, Dude?" " You don't know?" "It was parked in a handicap zone." "Perhaps they towed it." "You fuckin' know it's been stolen." "Well, certainly, that's a possibility, Dude." "Oh, fuck it." " Where you goin', Dude?" " I'm going home, Donny." " Phone's ringing, Dude." " Thank you, Donny." "Uh... yeah..." "Green... uh, some brown or... rust colouration." "Was there anything of value in the car?" "Oh." "Uh, yeah... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a... uh..." "My briefcase." "In the briefcase?" "Uh, papers." "You know, just papers." "You know, my papers." "Business papers." "And what do you do, sir?" "I'm unemployed." "My rug was also stolen." "Your rug was in the car?" "No, here." "Separate incidents?" "'The Dude is not in... '" "Do you find them much, these stolen cars?" "Sometimes." " No hope for the tape deck." " Or the Creedence." "Well, what about, uh..." "The briefcase?" "'Mr Lebowski, I'd like to see you." "'My name is Maude Lebowski." "I'm the one who took your rug.'" "Guess we can close the file on that one." "Elfranco, ayúdame abajo." "I'll be with you in a moment, Mr Lebowski." "Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr Lebowski?" "Is that what this is a picture of?" "In a sense, yes." "My art is strongly vaginal, which bothers some men." "The word itself makes some men uncomfortable." "Vagina." "Oh, yeah?" "They find it difficult to say, but without batting an eye, a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his... johnson." " Johnson?" " All right, Mr Lebowski." "Let's get down to cases." "My father agreed to let you have the rug, but it was a gift from me to my late mother, and not his to give." "Now..." "Your face." "As for this kidnapping..." "I know all about it, and that you acted as courier." "Let me tell you something." "It stinks to high heaven." "Right, but let me explain something about the rug." " Do you like sex, Mr Lebowski?" " Excuse me?" "Sex." "The physical act of love." "Coitus." "Do you like it?" "I was talking about my rug." " You're not interested in sex?" " You mean coitus?" "I like it." "It's a myth about feminists that we hate sex." "It can be a natural, zesty enterprise." "But some people - satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - engage in it compulsively and without joy." " Oh, no." " Oh, yes, Mr Lebowski." "They cannot love in the true sense of the word." "Our mutual acquaintance, Bunny, is one of these." "Listen, Maude, um, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but what has that to do with, uh..." " Do you have any Kahlua?" " Take a look at this, sir." "Oh, I know that guy." "He's a nihilist." "Karl Hungus..." " 'Hi." " Hello." "Meine dispatcher says 'there's something wrong mit deine kabel." "'Come in." "I'm not sure exactly what's wrong." "'Zat's why they sent me." "I am an expert." "'The TV's in here.'" "You recognise her, of course." "'That's my friend." "She came over to use the shower.'" "The story is ludicrous." "'Meine name is Karl." "Ich bin expert.'" "'You're here to fix the cable.'" "You can imagine where it goes from here." " He fixes the cable?" " Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey." "Little matter that she pursues a career in pornography nor that she's been "banging" Jackie Treehorn, to use the parlance of our times." "But I am one of the two trustees of the Lebowski Foundation, the other being my father." "The Foundation takes youngsters..." "Shit, yeah, the achievers." "Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, yes." "I asked my father about his withdrawal of $1 million, and he told me about this abduction." "It is preposterous." "This compulsive fornicator is taking my father for the proverbial ride." " But my..." " I'm getting to your rug." "My father and I don't get along." "We don't approve of each other's lifestyles." "But I hardly wish to make his embezzlement a police matter." "I propose that you try to recover the money." "Well, I could do that." "If you do so, I will compensate you to the tune of 10% of the recovered sum." "A hundred thousand, yes, bones or clams or whatever you call them." "Yeah, but..." "what about my, uh..." "Your rug." "With that money you can buy any rug that doesn't have sentimental value for me." "I am sorry about that crack on the jaw." "Oh, that's fine." "That doesn't even, uh..." "Here's the number of a doctor who will look at it." "You'll receive no bill." "He's a good man." " That's thoughtful, but..." " Please see him." "He's a good man." "Oh, well... all right." "He says, "My wife's a pain." ""She's always bustin' my friggin' agates." ""My daughter's married to a loser bastard," ""and I got a rash so bad on my ass" ""I can't sit down." "But you know me, can't complain."" "Fuckin' A, man." "I got a rash, man." "Fuckin' A." "I gotta tell you, man, earlier in the day, I was feeling shitty, man." "Down in the dumps." "Lost a little money..." "Hey, you know what?" "Forget about it." "I can't be worried about that shit." "Life goes on, man." "Home, sweet home, Mr L." "Look." "Who's your friend in the Volkswagen?" "Yeah, he followed us here." "When did he start foll..." "What the fuck?" "In the limo, you son of a bitch." "No arguing." "Careful, man." "There's a beverage here." "Start talking and talk fast, you lousy bum." "We've been trying to reach you, Dude." "Where's my goddamn money, you bum?" "W-well, we..." "I don't..." "They did not receive the money, you nitwit!" " Her life was in your hands!" " This is our concern, Dude." "No, man, nothing is fucked here." " Nothing is fucked?" " No, man." "The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!" "Come on, who are you gonna believe, those guys or..." "We dropped off the damn money." "We?" "I." "The royal we." "You know, the editorial." "I dropped off the money exactly as per..." "I've got certain information, all right?" "Certain things have come to light, and..." "Has it ever occurred to you that instead of, you know, running around, blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit, this could be a lot more..." "Complex?" "I mean, it might not be such a simple, uh... you know?" "What in God's name are you blathering about?" "I'll tell you what I'm blathering about." "I've got information." "New shit has come to light." "And, shit, man..." "She kidnapped herself." "Well, sure, man." "Look at it." "A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times." "She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers." "And that's cool." "That's cool." "I'm saying she needs money, man." "And... and, you know, of course they're gonna say they didn't get it, because she wants more, man." "She's gotta feed the monkey." "I mean..." "Hasn't that ever occurred to you, man?" "Sir?" "No, Mr Lebowski, it had not occurred to me." "That had not occurred to us, Dude." "You guys aren't privy to all the new shit, so... you know." "But..." "Hey, that's what you pay me for." "Speaking of which, do you think that you could... give me my 20,000 in cash?" "My concern is... and I gotta check with my accountant... but this might bump me into a higher tax..." "Brandt..." "Give him the envelope." "Oh, if you've already got the cheque made out, that's cool Oh" "We received this this morning." "Since you have failed to achieve, even in the modest task which was your charge, since you have stolen my money, since you have unrepentantly betrayed my trust..." "I have no choice but to tell these bums to do whatever is necessary to recover their money from you, Jeffrey Lebowski." "With Brandt as my witness, I will tell you this:" "Any further harm visited upon Bunny will be visited tenfold upon your head." "By God, sir, I will not abide another toe." "That wasn't her toe, Dude." " Whose toe was it, Walter?" " How the fuck should I know?" "Nothing about it indicates..." " The nail polish, Walter." " Fine, Dude." "You can get nail polish and apply it to someone else's toe." "Where the fuck are they gonna get..." "You want a toe?" "I can get you a toe." "Believe me, there are ways, Dude." "You don't wanna know about it." "I can get you a toe by 3 pm, with nail polish." "These fuckin' amateurs." "They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear." "Jesus Christ!" "They're gonna kill her and then me." "Dude... that's..." "That's just the stress talking, man." "We have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes." " What about the toe?" " Forget about the fucking toe!" "Could you keep your voices down?" "This is a family restaurant." "Dear, for your information, the Supreme Court has rejected prior restraint!" "This is not a First Amendment thing." "If you don't calm down, you'll have to leave." "Lady, my buddies died face-down in the muck so we could enjoy this family restaurant!" " I'm outta here." " Dude, don't go away, man." "This affects all of us." "There are basic freedoms!" "I'm stayin'." "I'm finishing my coffee." "Enjoying my coffee." "'The Dude is not in." "'Leave a message after the beep." "Thanks, man.'" "'Mr Lebowski, this is duty officer Rolvaag of the LAPD." "'We've recovered your automobile." "'It can be claimed at... '" "Far out, man." "Far fucking out!" "Hey!" "This is a private residence, man." "Ah, nice marmot." "Vere is the money, Lebowski." "Ve vant the money, Lebowski." "You zink ve are kidding or making with the funny stuff?" "Things you haven't dreamed of, Lebowski." "Ve believes in nossing, Lebowski, nossing." "Ve come back and ve cut off your chonson." "Excuse me?" "I said we'll cut off your johnson!" "Just think about that, Lebowski." "Ja, your viggly penis, Lebowski." "Maybe we stomp on it and sqoosh it, Lebowski." "It was discovered last night" " lodged against an abutment." " Oh, man, lodged where?" "You're lucky she didn't get chopped, Mr Lebowski." "A joyride situation." "They abandon the vehicle once they hit the wall." "My fucking briefcase!" "Man, it's not here." "Shit!" "I saw the report." "Sorry." "You gotta get in on the other side." "The side-view was found on the road by the car." "You're lucky they left the tape deck, and the Creedence." "Aw, Jesus!" "What's that smell, man?" "Probably a vagrant slept in the car or just used it as a toilet." "Hey, man..." "Are you gonna find these guys, you know..." "I mean, you got any promising, uh, leads or..." "Leads?" "Yeah, sure." "I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab." "They got four more detectives working on the case." "They got us working in shifts." "Leads?" "I hope the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off." "That is just ridiculous, Dude." "No one'll cut your dick off." " Thank you." " Not if I have anything to say." " That makes me feel secure." " Dude." " It makes me feel warm inside." " Now, Dude." "This whole fuckin' thing." "I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug." " But, no, man, I gotta..." " Fucking Germans." "Nothing changes." "Fucking Nazis." "They were Nazis, Dude?" "Come on, Donny, they were threatening castration." " Are we gonna split hairs?" " No." " Am I wrong?" " Well, he..." "They were nihilists, man." "They kept saying they believed in nothing." "Nihilists." "Fuck me." "Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos." "And also, let's not forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent for, you know, domestic... within the city..." "That ain't legal either." " Are you a fucking park ranger?" " No, I'm just..." "Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot?" " We are sympathising, Dude." " Fuck sympathy." "I don't need your fucking sympathy." "I need my johnson." " What do you need that for?" " You've got to buck up!" "You cannot drag this negative energy into the tournament." "Fuck the tournament." "Fuck you, Walter." "Fuck the tournament?" "OK, Dude." "I can see you don't want to be cheered up." "Come on, Donny." "Let's go get us a lane." " Another Caucasian, Gary." " Right, Dude." "Friends like these, huh, Gary?" "That's right, Dude." "Do you have a good Sarsaparilla?" "Sioux City Sarsaparilla?" "Yeah." "That's a good one." "How you doin' there, Dude?" "Not too good, man." " One of those days, huh?" " Yeah." "Well..." "A wiser fella than myself once said," ""Sometimes you eat the bar and..."" "Much obliged." ""And sometimes the bar, well..." ""he eats you."" "That some kind of Eastern thing?" "Far from it." "I like your style, Dude." "Hmm." "Well..." "I dig your style, too, man." "You got a whole cowboy thing going." "Thankee." " There's just one thing, Dude." " What's that?" "Do you have to use so many cuss words?" "What the fuck are you talking about?" "OK, Dude, have it your way." "Take her easy, Dude." "Yeah." "Thanks, man." "Call for you, Dude." "Hello?" "'Jeffrey, you have not gone to the doctor.'" "Uh, oh, yeah." "No... no, I haven't yet." "'I'd like to see you immediately.'" "Oh?" " So you're Lebowski." " Yeah." "Maude has told me all about you." "She'll be back in a minute." "Sit down." " Do you want a drink?" " Yeah, sure." "White Russian." "The bar's over there." " So what do you do, Lebowski?" " Who the fuck are you, man?" "Just a friend of Maudie's." "The friend with the cleft asshole?" "What do you do?" "Oh, nothing much." "Hello, Jeffrey." "Yeah, how are you?" "Listen, Maude," "I got to, uh... tender my resignation or whatever." "It looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all." "She most certainly was not." "Hey, man, why don't you fucking... listen occasionally?" "You might learn something." " Now, I got..." " Don't call her my mother." "She's the perpetrator and not the victim." "I got pretty definitive evidence..." " From who?" " From the main guy, Uli." "Uli Kunkel?" "Her co-star in the beaver picture?" "Beaver?" "You mean vagina..." "I mean, you know the guy?" "I might have introduced them for all I know." "Do you remember Uli?" "He's a musician." "Used to have a group, Autobahn." "They released one album in the late 70s." "Their music is sort of a... technopop." "So he's pretending to be the abductor?" " Well, yeah." " Look, Jeffrey, you don't kidnap someone you're acquainted with." "The idea is that the hostage can't identify you" " after you've let them go." " I know that." "What the fuck is with this guy?" "Who is he?" "Knox Harrington." "The video artist." " So Uli has the money?" " Well..." "No, not exactly..." "This is a very complicated case, Maude." "A lot of ins and outs and what-have-yous..." "A lot of strands to keep in my head." "A lot of strands in old Duder's head." "Then who has the money?" "It's Sandra, about the Biennale." "I have to take this." "Do you have that doctor's number?" " It's not bruised any more." " Please, Jeffrey," "I don't want to be responsible for any delayed after-effects." "After-effects?" "Could you slide your shorts down, Mr Lebowski, please?" "No, man." "She hit me right here." "I understand." "Could you slide your shorts down, please?" "He lives in North Hollywood, on Radford, near the In 'n' Out Burger." "The In 'n' Out Burger's on Camrose." " Near it." " Those are good burgers." "Shut the fuck up, Donny." "The kid's in ninth grade, and his father..." "Are you ready for this?" "His father is Arthur Digby Sellers." "Who the fuck is that?" "Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers?" "Ever heard of a show called "Branded"?" ""All but one man died there at Bitter Creek"?" "I know the fucking show." "So what?" "Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude." "The bulk of the series." " Not exactly a lightweight." " No." "And yet his son is a fucking dunce." "We'll go there after the what-have-you, we'll brace the kid." "We'll be near the In 'n' Out Burger." "Shut the fuck up, Donny!" "We'll brace the kid." "He should be a pushover." "We'll get that fucking $1 million back..." "If he hasn't spent it already." "A million fucking clams." " Yes, we'll be near the, uh..." " In 'n' Out." "Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs." "Our fucking troubles are over, Dude." "Oh, fuck me, man!" "That kid's already spent all the money, man!" "New 'vette?" "Hardly, Dude." "I'd say he still has 960, $970,000 left, depending on the options." "Wait in the car, Donny." " Yes?" " Pilar?" "My name is Walter Sobchak." "This is my associate Jeffrey Lebowski." "We came to talk about little Larry." "May we come in?" " Yes, yes." " Thank you." "That's him, Dude." "And a good day to you, sir!" "Sit down, please." "Larry, sweetie, that man is here!" "Is he..." "Does he still write?" "Oh, no, no." "He has health problems." "Sir, I just want to say that we're both, on a personal level, really enormous fans." ""Branded", especially the early episodes, was truly a source of inspiration..." "Sweetie, sit down!" "This is the police." "Oh, no, ma'am, we are not exactly the police." "We hope it won't be necessary to call the police." "But that's up to little Larry here." "Isn't it, Larry?" "Is this your homework, Larry?" " Is this your homework?" " Look, man..." "Dude, please." "Is this your homework, Larry?" "Just ask him about the car." " Is this your homework, Larry?" " Is that your car out front?" " Is this your homework, Larry?" " We know it's his homework!" "Where's the fucking money?" "Look, Larry..." "Have you heard of Vietnam?" "You're entering a world of pain, son." "We know that you stole the car." " And the fucking money!" " And the fucking money." "We know that this is your homework." " We'll cut your dick off." " You're killing your father." "All right." "This is pointless." "OK?" "It's time for plan B." "You might want to watch out that front window, Larry." "Son, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" "Little language problem here." "The little prick's stonewalling me." "Walter!" "What... what are you doing, man?" "What are you doing?" "Here you go, Larry." "You see what happens?" "You see what happens, Larry?" "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!" "This is what happens, Larry!" "You see what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass?" "This is what happens." "You see what happens, Larry?" "You see what happens, Larry?" "Do you see what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass?" "This is what happens, Larry!" "This is what happens, Larry!" " No!" " This is what happens, Larry!" "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger..." "What the fuck are you doing?" "Stop it!" "I just bought that fucking car last week!" "I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!" "I just bought the fucking car last week!" "I'll kill your fucking car, man!" "No!" "That's not his... hey!" " God damn it!" " No!" "Oh, no!" "Fuck you!" "You like that?" "Fuck you!" "I kill your fucking car!" "I kill your fucking car!" "I accept your apology." "No." "I just... want to handle it by myself from now on." "No, no, no." "That has nothing to do with it." "Yes, the car made it home." "You're calling me at home." "No, Walter, it did not look like Larry was about to crack." "Well, that's your perception." "You know, Walter, you're right." "There is an unspoken message here." "It's "Fuck you"!" "Leave me the fuck alone!" "Yeah, I'll be at practice." "Pin your diapers on." "Jackie Treehorn wants to see you." "Jackie Treehorn knows which Lebowski you are." "Jackie Treehorn wants to see the deadbeat Lebowski." "You're not dealing with morons." "Hello, Dude." "Thanks for coming." "I'm Jackie Treehorn." "This is quite a pad you got here, man." "Completely unspoiled." " What's your drink, Dude?" " White Russian." "Thanks." "White Russian." "How's the smut business, Jackie?" "I wouldn't know, Dude." "I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy." " Oh." "Which one's "Logjammin'"?" " Yes, regrettably, it's true." "Standards have fallen in adult entertainment." "It's video, Dude." "Now that we're competing with amateurs, we can't afford to invest in extras, like story, production value, feelings." "You know, people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone." "On you maybe." "You have to take the good with the bad." "New technology permits us to do exciting things in interactive erotic software." "Wave of the future, Dude." "100% electronic." "Well..." "I still jerk off manually." "Of course you do." "I can see you're anxious for me to get to the point." "Well, here it is, Dude." "Where's Bunny?" " I thought you might know that." " Why would I?" "She ran off to get away from that sizeable debt to me." "She didn't run off." "She's been..." "I've heard that story." "I know you're mixed up in this, Dude." "I don't care what you're trying to get from the husband." "That's your business." "All I'm saying is..." " I want mine." " Yeah, right, man." "There are a lot of..." "facets to this, a lot of interested parties." "Excuse me." "Yeah?" "Oh, yeah." "Where's that?" "All right." "Excuse me." " Forgive me." " No problemo, man." "So, uh..." "If I, uh, can find your money..." "What's in it for the Dude?" "Of course, there's that to discuss." "Refill?" "The Pope shit in the woods?" "10% finder's fee." "That all right?" "OK." "Done, Jackie." "I dig the way you do business, man." "Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers." "He lives in North Hollywood, on Radford, uh... by the In 'n' Out Burger." "A fuckin' brat, but I'm sure you can get it off him." "I mean, he's 15." "Flunking social studies." "So, if you could just, uh... write me a cheque for my 10% of half a million... five grand..." "I'll go out and mingle." "You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie." "A 15-year-old kid." "Is this some sort of a joke?" "No, no joke." "No funny stuff, Jackie." "The kid's got it." "Hi, fellas." "The kid just wanted a car." "All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back." "I'm not greedy." "It really... tied the room together." "Darkness washed over the Dude." "Darker than a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night." "There was no bottom." "Branded!" "Is this your only I.D.?" "I know my rights, man." " You don't know shit, Lebowski." " I want a fucking lawyer, man." "I want..." "Bill Kunstler, man... or Ron Coobie." "Mr Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party, that you were drunk and abusive." "Mr Treehorn treats objects like women, man." "Mr Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town." "You don't draw shit, Lebowski." "We got a nice quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet." "So let me make something plain." "I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski." "I don't like your jerk-off name," "I don't like your jerk-off face," "I don't like your jerk-off behaviour, and I don't like you..." "Jerk-off." "Do I make myself clear?" "I'm sorry." "I wasn't listening." "Fucking fascist!" "Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski!" "Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!" "Keep your ugly goldbricking ass out of my beach community." "Jesus..." "Man, could you change the channel." "If you don't like my music, get your own fucking cab!" "I'll pull over and kick your ass out." "I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles." "Out of my fucking cab!" "Out!" "Get..." "Hey... man!" "Man, hey!" "Oh..." "Jesus." "Jeffrey." "Maude?" "Love me." "Uh, that's my robe." "Tell me about yourself, Jeffrey." "Well, not much to tell." "I, um, I was one of the authors of the Port Huron statement." "The original Port Huron statement." "Not the compromised second draft." "Uh, and then I, uh, you ever hear of the Seattle 7?" "That was me." "And, um, the six other guys." "Um... and then, ah, music business briefly." " Yeah, a roadie for Metallica." " Oh." " "Speed of Sound" tour." " Mm-hmm." "Bunch of assholes." "Uh, and then, you know, a little of this, a little of that." "My career's slowed down a little lately." "What do you do for recreation?" "Oh, the usual." "Bowl, drive around." "The occasional acid flashback." "What happened to your house?" "Oh, Jackie Treehorn trashed the place." "He thought I had your father's money." "He got me out of the way while he looked for it." " Cocktail?" " No, thanks." "It's not my father's money." "It's the Foundation's." "Why did he think you have it?" "And who does?" "Larry Sellers, this high school kid." "Real fucking brat." "You know, this is a very complicated case, Maude." "Lotta ins, lotta outs." "You know, fortunately," "I'm adhering to a pretty strict... drug regiment to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber, you know." "Very close to your father's money." "It's the Foundation's money." "Father doesn't have any." "What are you talking about?" "He's loaded." "No, no, the wealth was all mother's." "No, he runs stuff, uh..." "We did let him run a company, but he didn't do very well." " No, he's..." " He administers the charities, and I give him a reasonable allowance." "He has no money of his own." "I know how he presents himself." "Father's weakness is vanity." " Hence, the slut." " Uh, do you think he, uh..." "What is that, yoga?" "It increases the chances of conception." " Increases?" " Well, yes." "What did you think this was about?" "Fun and games?" "I want a child." "OK, yeah, OK, but let me..." "Let me explain something about the Dude." "Look, Jeffrey, I don't want a partner." "I don't want the father to be someone I have to see, or who has any interest in raising the child himself." "Oh, so that doctor..." "Exactly." "Now, what happened to your face?" "Did Jackie Treehorn do that as well?" "No, uh, it was the Chief of Police of Malibu." "A real reactionary." "So, your father..." " Yeah, I get it." "Yeah, yeah." " What?" "Oh, man, my thinking about this case had become very uptight." "Yeah, your father." "Jeffrey, what are you talking about?" "Jeffrey!" "Walter, if you're there, pick up the fucking phone." "Come on." "Pick it up, man, this is an emergency." "'Dude?" "'" "I'm at my place." "I need you to come and pick me up." "'I can't drive, Dude, it's Erev Shabbos.'" " What?" " 'Erev Shabbos.'" " 'I can't drive.'" " Man!" "'I'm not supposed to pick up the phone" " 'unless it's an emergency.'" " This is a fucking emergency!" "'That's why I picked up the phone.'" "Walter, you fuck, we gotta go to Pasadena." "Pick me up or I'm off the bowling team." "Get out of that fucking car, man." "Get out of that fucking car!" "Get the fuck out of the car, man." "Get out of the fucking..." "Who the fuck are you, man?" "Easy, man." "Relax, man." "No physical harm intended." "Who the fuck are you?" "Why are you following me around?" "Come on, fuckhead." "Relax, man." "I'm a brother Seamus." "Brother Seamus?" "Like an Irish monk?" "What the fuck are you talking about?" "My name is Da Fino." "I'm a private snoop, like you, man." " What?" " A dick, man." "Let me tell you something." "I dig your work." "Playing one side against the other." "In bed with everybody." "Fabulous stuff." "I'm not...!" "Fuck it." "Just stay away from my lady friend." "I'm not messing with your special lady." "She's not my special lady." "I'm just helping her conceive." " I'm not..." " Who are you working for?" "Lebowski?" "Jackie Treehorn?" "The Knutsens." "The... who the fuck are the Knutsens?" "The Knutsens." "It's a wandering-daughter job." "Bunny Lebowski, man." "Her real name is Fawn Knutsen." "Her parents want her back." "Jesus fucking Christ." "Crazy, huh?" "Ran away about a year ago." "The Knutsens told me to show her this when I found her." "It's the family farm outside of Moorhead, Minnesota." "They think it'll make her homesick." "How are you gonna keep 'em down once they've seen Karl Hungus?" " She's been kidnapped, Da Fino." " Oh, man." "Maybe not, but she's not around." "Hey, maybe you and me could pool our resources." "Trade information." "Professional courtesy." "Compeers, you know what I mean?" "Yeah, yeah, I get it." "Fuck off, Da Fino." "And stay away from my special... from my fucking lady friend, man." "Ze lingonberry pancakes." "Lingonberry pancakes." "Sree pigs in blanket." "She has lingonberry pancakes." "We totally fucked it up, man." "We fucked up his payoff, we pissed off the kidnappers, and Lebowski, he yelled at me but he didn't do anything, huh?" "Well, sometimes it's a cathartic..." "If he knows I'm a fuck-up, why does he ask me to get his wife back?" "Because he doesn't want her back." "He's had enough." "He no longer digs her." "But then, why doesn't he give a shit about his million bucks?" "I mean, he knows we never handed off his briefcase, but he never asked for it back." "The million bucks was never in the briefcase." "The briefcase was fucking empty, man." "The asshole was hoping that they would kill her." "You threw out a ringer for a ringer." "How does this add up to an emergency?" "Huh?" "I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money." "My point is... here we are, it's Shabbos, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death." "Come off it." "You're not even fucking Jewish." "What the fuck are you talking about?" "You're fucking Polish-Catholic." "I converted when I married Cynthia." "Come on." " Yeah, yeah." " You know this." "Five years ago, you were divorced." "So when you get divorced, you return your library card?" "You get a new licence?" "You stop being Jewish?" " This is the driveway." " I'm Jewish as fucking Tevyé." "Man, it's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing." "Taking care of her fucking dog." "Going to her fucking synagogue." "You're living in the past." "3,000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, damn right I'm living in the fucking past!" "I..." "Jesus." "What the hell happened?" "Where was she, man?" "Visiting friends in Palm Springs." "She just left." "Never bothered to tell us." "I guess the nihilist knew where she was." "She never even kidnapped herself." " Who is this gentleman, Dude?" " Who am I?" "A fucking veteran." "You shouldn't go in, Dude." "He's very angry." "So, man..." "So, she's back, no thanks to you." " Where's the fucking money?" " A million bucks from fucking needy little urban achievers!" "You are scum!" " Who the hell is he?" " Who am I?" "I'm the guy that's gonna kick your goldbricking ass!" "The briefcase was empty." "You kept the money for yourself." "You have your story, I have mine." "I entrusted the money to you, and you stole it." "As if we would ever take your bullshit money!" "You thought Bunny had been kidnapped, and you were glad." "You could make some money disappear." "You needed was a sap to pin it on." "You just met me." "You... human paraquat!" "You figured, "Oh, here's a loser."" "Somebody the square community won't give a shit about." " Well, aren't you?" " Well, yeah, but..." "Get out, both of you." "Look at that phony." "Pretending to be a millionaire." "Out of this house now, you bums!" "Let me tell you something." "I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy's a fake." "A fucking goldbricker." " Stay away from me!" " This guy fucking walks." " I've never been more certain." " Stay away!" "Walter, for Christ's sake, man, he's a cripple." "Get away from me!" " Put him down, man!" " Yeah, I'll put him down!" "Rauss!" "Achtung, baby!" "Come on, help me put him back in his chair." "Sure, you'll see some tank battles." "Fighting in desert is very different from fighting in jungle." "'Nam was a foot soldier's war, whereas this thing should, you know, be a piece of cake." "I mean, I had an M16 Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank." "Me and Charlie, eyeball to eyeball." " Yeah." " That's fuckin' combat." "The man in the black pyjamas, Dude." "Worthy fuckin' adversary." " Who's in pyjamas, Walter?" " Shut the fuck up, Donny." "Whereas, what we have here..." "Fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank." " This... this is not a worthy..." " Hey!" "What's this day-of-rest shit?" "What's this bullshit?" "!" "I don't fuckin' care!" "It don't matter to Jesus." "But you not fooling me, man." "You might fool the league office, but you don't fool Jesus." "It's bush league psyche-out stuff." "Laughable, man." "I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday." "I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead." "Whoo!" "You got a date Wednesday, baby." "He's cracking." "The whole concept of Asia." "Many learned men have disputed this, but in the 14th Century, the Rabahm, he..." "Well, they finally did it." "They killed my fucking car." "We want ze money, Lebowski." "Ja, otherwise, we kill ze girl." "Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal." "You don't have the fucking girl, dipshit." "Weknowyouneverdid." "Are these the Nazis?" "No, nihilists." "Nothing to be afraid of." "Ve don't care." "Ve still want the money, Lebowski, or we'll fuck you up." "Fuck you." "Fuck the three of yous." "No, without a hostage, there is no ransom." "That's what ransom is." "Those are the fucking rules." "His girlfriend gave up her toe." "She zought we'd be getting $1 million." "It's not fair." "Fair?" "Who's the fucking nihilist around here, you bunch of fucking crybabies." "Cool it, Walter." "Hey, look, pal, there never was any money." "The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man." "I would like my undies back." " Are these guys gonna hurt us?" " No, these men are cowards." "OK, so we take ze money you have on you and we calls it even." "Fuck you." "No, Walter, come on." "We're ending this cheap, man." " No, what's mine is mine." " Come on, Walter." " No funny stuff." " All right, I got..." " uh, 4 bucks, almost 5." " I got $18." "What's mine is mine." "We fuck you up, man." "We takes the money." "Come and get it." "We fuck you up." "Show me what you got, nihilist." "I fuck you." "Come on, he's got a sword." "Dipshit with a nine-toed woman." "Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "I fuck you, I...!" "Take it easy, man." "Here's the $4." "I got a fucking ball, man." "Anti-Semite!" "I fuck you in ze ass." "I fuck you!" "I fuck you!" "I fuck you!" "I fuck you!" "We got a man down, Dude." "God, they shot him, man." " No, Dude." " They shot Donny?" "There weren't any shots fired." "It's a heart attack." "Call the medics, Dude." "I'd go myself, but I'm pumping blood." "Might pass out." "Rest easy, good buddy, you're doing fine." "We got help choppering in." "Hello, gentlemen." "You are the bereaved?" "Yeah, man." "Francis Donnelly." "Pleased to meet you." "Jeff Lebowski." "Walter Sobchak." "The Dude, actually, is, uh..." " Excuse me?" " Oh, nothing." "Yes, I understand you're taking away the remains." "Yeah." "We have the urn." "I assume this is credit card." "Yeah." "What's this?" "That's for the urn." "Don't need it." "We're scattering the ashes." "Yes, so we were informed." "However, we must, of course, transmit the remains to you in a receptacle." "This is $180." "It is our most..." "modestly priced receptacle." " Can we just, uh..." " $180?" " They range up to 3,000." " Uh, we're, uh, ahem..." "Can't we just rent it from you?" "Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house." "We're scattering the ashes!" "Just because we're bereaved, doesn't make us saps!" "Sir, please, lower your voices." "Man, don't you have, you know, something else we could put him in, you know?" "That is our most..." "modestly priced receptacle." "Goddamn it!" "Is there a Ralph's around here?" "Donny was a good bowler and a good man." "He was one of us." "He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling." "As a surfer, he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo." "He died... he died as so many men of his generation, before his time." "In your wisdom, Lord, you took him." "As you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Lan Doc, and Hill 364." "These young men gave their lives." "So did Donny." "Donny who loved bowling." "And so..." "Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final, mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well." "Goodnight, sweet prince." "Shit." "Oh, shit, Dude, I'm sorry." " Goddamn wind." " Goddamn it, Walter." " You fucking asshole!" " Dude, I'm sorry." "Everything's a fucking travesty with you." "Sorry." "It was an accident." "What was that shit about Vietnam?" "What does anything have to do with Vietnam?" "What the fuck were you talking about?" "Dude, I'm sorry." "Fuckin'..." "Fuck, Walter." "Come on, Dude." "Hey, fuck it, man." "Let's go bowling." "Two oat sodas, Gary." " Good luck tomorrow." " Yeah, thanks, man." "I'm sorry to hear about Donny." "Oh, well, yeah, you know, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes, you know..." "Hey, man!" "Howdy doo, Dude." "I wondered if I'd see you again." "I wouldn't miss the semis." "How have things been going?" "Strikes and gutters, ups and downs." " Sure." "I gotcha." " Yeah." "Thanks, Gary." "Well, take care, man." "Gotta get back." " Sure." "Take it easy, Dude." " Oh, yeah." "I know that you will." "Yeah, well, the Dude abides." "The Dude abides." "I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that." "It's good knowing he's out there, the Dude." "Takin' her easy for all us sinners." "Shoosh." "I sure hope he makes the finals." "Well, that about does her." "Wraps her all up." "Things seem to have worked out good for the Dude and Walter." "It was a pretty good story, don't you think?" "Made me laugh to beat the band." "Parts, anyway." "I didn't like seeing Donny go." "But then I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way." "I guess that's how the whole darn human comedy keeps perpetuating itself down through the generations." "Westward the wagons, across the sands of time until we..." "Oh, look at me." "I'm ramblin' again." "Well, I hope you folks enjoyed yourselves." "Catch ya later on down the trail." "Say, friend, you got any more of that good Sarsaparilla?" "DVD subtitles by European Captioning Institute" | {
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"Morning, thugs." "Morning, gangsta." "Morning, playa." "Aww, I love what we have." "Patient." "No, I don't think the only reason your mother had you was so that she could be a bitch to you." "Ah, the holidays -- stockings full of gifts, your mom's voicemail full of messages from sobbing lunatics who can't handle their business." "Christmas or not, you just have to tell your mother she has to respect you." "Hey." "Leggings are not pants." "Mom, you have to respect me." "Don't even." "Look, I know the holidays can be lonely, but don't lose sight of the fact that you matter to a lot of people, Jill." "Ellen." "I meant Ellen." "She hung up on me." "What a whiner." "I'm so sorry." "I thought you hung up." "Come here." "What can hero husband do to make it better?" "Fast-forward me to our trip to Hawaii." "Our couple's massage." "And our couple's bed." "It's just a bed, honey." "It's a bed with a partially obstructed view of the hotel parking lot because that's how daddy rolls." "Mom, I'm gonna need a new bathing suit for Hawaii." "Stuff got real this year." "I need one, too." "I've been tightening up the front porch." "Hold up, are you guys under the impression that you're coming to Hawaii with us?" "Yeah." "I mean, aren't we?" "You said you were gonna tell them." "No!" "Remember?" "You said you didn't want me to tell them because you thought I'd enjoy it too much." "No." "I said, "Tell them." "Just don't sound like you're enjoying it too much."" "Okay, I'm not that good an actor." "Wait." "What's happening here?" "Oh, my God, I'm so sorry, you guys, but your dad and I really need a vacation alone together." "Yeah." "We haven't had time away, just the two of us, since your mother had her emergency appendectomy." "God, that was a great few days." "It was." "Okay, so, you would literally rather have surgery than vacation with your own children?" "Did she stutter?" "It was a hard decision, honey, and we're really gonna miss you guys." "This is so not fair!" "I want to learn how to surf!" "And I want to see how resentful the locals are." "I hear it's breathtaking!" "Look, I'm sorry, guys." "You know, I'm really torn up about this." "Ken!" "See?" "I told you I'm not that good an actor." "Really?" "Gangsta gonna play me like that?" "Hey, Clark, my Jewish friend." "I am neither of those things, and don't touch me." "Hey, where would a man of my ilk get one of those beanie things?" "They're called yarmulkes, and why do you need one?" "Oh, well, Christmas Eve," "I'm going to this big singles party -- the Matzo ball." "Hoping to put my noodle in some kugel if you know what I mean." "Yeah, I'm " " I'm talking about hosing' one of the chosen." "Get it?" "Oh, come on." "Your people are famous for your sense of humor." "The gay, Lutheran vegans?" "Yeah, that's the stuff!" " Um, Pat." " Huh?" "I need to talk to you." "I have to request a day off." "Oh, sorry." "That's not my jurisdiction, but would you like a raise?" "Sure." "No." "See?" "I'm happy to help you with that." "Listen, don't worry about it." "Just talk to Damona." "Damona decides who gets vacation days?" "Nah." "It's this hard-ass " " Phil Stockton." "He's the Master Scheduler." "He manages the schedules for the entire medical staff." "Then maybe I'll just talk to him." "Doesn't work that way." "Yeah." "Nobody in our department talks to him except for Damona." "She is our liaison." "Well, that seems inefficient... and unnecessarily French." "You haven't met Phil." "You know Dr. Ken's temper?" "Picture that on a man." "That is scary." "One time, Dr. Miller broke protocol and asked Phil for the day off for his kid's birthday." "Not only did he not get the day, but he ended up having to work on Thanksgiving." "Then, two weeks later, his car blew up." "Fuel-line issue, unrelated, but still!" "All right." "I won't talk to him." "Damona, would you please ask Phil if I could have Valentine's Day off?" "I thought you and Topher broke up." "Oh, no, we did." "But I figure I'll either be back together with him or eating myself to death in his shrubs." "Regardless, I'm gonna need the day." "I'll talk to Phil." "It shouldn't be a problem since you got it in early." "Yeah, gots to keep it timely, people." "That's why I asked for my days off months ago." "Wait." "Which days?" "You know, for my new year's trip to "Ha-vai-ee."" "Where?" "Oh, sweet, contiguous, landlocked Julie." "That's the native pronunciation of Hawaii," "The island paradise where my wife and I will be enjoying our most relaxed time since her appendectomy." "And hopefully this time, she won't be stingy with the lovin', you know?" ""Oh, Ken, watch the stitches!" "There's another patient in the room!"" "Hold up." "Dr. Ken, you didn't tell me to ask Phil for new year's off." "Okay, Damona, let's leave the comedy to the guy who was awarded the mug that said "World's Funniest Doctor."" "Awarded?" "You made that yourself at Color Me Mine." "I'm serious, little man." "You never put in a request." "Yes, I did." "I filled it out, I stuck it in my lab-coat pocket, and I gave it to you." "You obviously lost it." "If I may?" "And not to pile on, but you did not fill that out, either." "Come on." "Allison already booked the flights to Hawaii." "I thought it was pronounced "Ha-vai-ee."" "I think that's just when you're going." "Come on, Damona, please." "I need those days." "Hey, hey, don't put that on me." "It's not my responsibility to check your damn pocket." "It is actually mine." "I am very sorry, sir." "Hey." "Trouble in not-paradise?" "So, what's the return policy on that youth-sized snorkel set you were sure you'd grow into?" "Dave, tighten up those arms." "That is your food." "Protect it!" "What's going on here?" "Oh, just preparing Dave for foster care, you know, because you and dad are abandoning us." "Okay, now there's a big kid trying to take your corn bread." "Quick -- fork in the eye!" "Stay away, Tracy!" "Nice try." "You're still not coming." "Fine." "I didn't want to resort to this." "Dave, plan B." "Really?" "We're supposed to take you guys to Hawaii because Dave's making a sad face?" "Okay, Dave, cut it out." "Oh, baby, are you okay?" "Oh, nope." "Nope." "Not falling for it." "We'll get there." "Just keep working that money-maker." "Not the fork -- the face." "Hey, bae." "Guess what I just booked for Hawaii!" "A private boat that takes us to swim with the dolphins." "Then it docks on a secluded beach, where the two of us are served a five-star meal at sunset." "They force you to eat at sunset?" "I mean, sounds pretty rigid." "Really?" "'Cause, to me, it sounds like the best day of our lives." "The excursion is literally called" ""The best day of your life."" "Al, Hawaii's great and all, but I was thinking, maybe we should stay home." "You know, I think we're gonna miss the kids." "You son of a bitch." "You didn't get the days off." "No!" "No!" "No." "I'm simply opening my heart about how much I'm gonna miss our children." "I swear to God." "I planned this whole trip, and you had one thing to do!" "Which I did!" "I mean -- wow." "Oh, wow." "Okay." "Uh, this hurts, Allison." "This really hurts." "Ken, I really need this trip." "Please tell me you got the days off." "I got the days off." "Oh, thank God!" "I would've been so mad." "I know!" "I mean, I only had one thing to do!" "Come on!" "Oh, my God, this is gonna be so amazing!" "Okay, so, are you in for the dolphin thing?" "Oh, I'm in." "I'm in so deep." "Confirm." "Confirm." "Non-refundable." "Confirm." "Okay, do you want the creme brulee or the cherries jubilee?" "Dealer's choice." "All right." "Oh, my God." "Champagne, lobster breakfast." "Should we splurge?" "Yes!" "Yes!" " Come on." " Come on." " Yolo." " Yolo!" "I'm officially screwed." "At some point during our romantic trip to Hawaii," "Allison's gonna notice I'm not there." "I'm guessing that'll be the highlight of her trip." "What is this, Casual Friday?" "No." "It's "The attire of places Ken's not going" Friday." "Next week, I'm dressing as heaven." "I talked to Phil." " What did he say?" " It's still a big, fat no." "But -- but I have an idea." "Here's a list of all the doctors that have New Year's off." "Just go and see if any of them are interested in swapping." "Swapping?" "Uh, how do I know what their wives look like?" "Swapping vacation days, not wives, you dumb bucket." "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course." "You know, Allison's a cool chick and all -- and it has come up " "But that was mostly me driving it, you know?" "I'm gonna go take care of this." "Ah!" "Morgan's wife's not bad." "Let me get this straight." "You raised this girl, she's a grown woman, and she can't even walk down an aisle by herself?" "You can go hike a glacier anytime." "Trust me." "They're gonna be around forever." "All I'm saying is, if you schedule it, you could drop that thing before the new year." "That's a huge tax write-off." "Your mom's being difficult." "Congratulations." "Oh, hey, Allison." "What are you doing here?" "I came to surprise Ken with lunch." "I brought Hawaiian barbecue -- you know, 'cause of our trip." "So, you're going?" "Yeah." "Wait, what are you talking about?" "Oh." "I just thought that since Ken forgot to ask for the " "Stop talking, Julie." "I can't." "I'm too nervous." "Well, then change the subject." "Oh, there he is!" "Guess who's here, Dr. Ken." " Hey, bae." " You lied to me." "What?" "You never asked for the days off." "I knew it." "Wait." "Wait." "Just let me explain!" "Wow, I did not expect you to stop." "I got nothing." "But you still have B-B-Q." "You know what?" "I'm not gonna take this." "I'm gonna go dance with the devil." "What does that mean?" "Oh, that's just Dr. Ken's dramatic way of saying he's gonna fix things with Allison." "No." "Allison's not the devil." "Phil is." "I'm gonna go talk to him." "I did not get that at all." "Just look in the directory and find his office, please." "Uh, he is on the 14th floor, but I think that this is a terrible idea." "I mean, you're talking about the man who made dr." "O'brien work the day after his own funeral." "Okay." "That may have been an urban legend, but still." "Look, I refuse to live in fear of this guy." "I'm gonna go demand my days, and I'm not gonna take "No" For an answer." "I'm not even gonna take "Maybe" For an answer." "Other answers I won't accept include "I'll think about it"" "or "I'll get back to you."" "So, just to recap," "I'm looking for "Yes," "Sure,"" "or "Definitely."" "Or, if need be, I'll even take a" ""10-4, good buddy." "Gi-gi-gi!"" "Good luck, pal." "I will not be rooting for you." "Too much?" "Yeah, it's too much." "Hey, anybody seen Dr. Ken?" "His 12:00 cancelled." "He went upstairs to talk to Phil." "Phil Stockton?" "H-he went to talk to Phil Stockton?" "I know." "I tried to warn him, but he seemed very determined." "There's like five or six things that he is not gonna take for an answer." "Oh, God, I knew it!" "I knew it!" "Oh, God!" "You knew what?" "!" "You knew what?" "!" "Phil Stockton isn't the Master Scheduler, okay?" "What?" "Who is?" "I am." "Le twist!" "But wait." "If you're the Master Scheduler, then who's Phil Stockton?" "I picked him out of the directory." "He's just some random guy from Environmental Services who's about to be all kinds of confused." " Phil Stockton?" " Yes?" "I'm Dr. Ken Park, and I'm taking the week of New Year's off." "Okay." "Really?" "You're -- you're okay with that?" "Sure." "Oh, my God." "I'm gonna " "You have no idea what you've done for me." "Not a clue." "See, I lied to my wife, but then she found out, and damona said you would never -- you know what?" "I'm gonna do something for you." "Here." "This is like a couple hundred bucks." "And this is my Saddle Burger Giddyup Card." "Seven barn burgers away from a free barn burger." "No, I can't take your money." "Oh, no, I insist." "You take it 'cause you are a Saint." "What are you doing?" "Ohh." "We don't have to do this." "I love you, man." "Thanks." "Well, I just had an interesting conversation with Phil, the Master Scheduler." "Uh, um, what did -- what did he say?" "He said " "Whoa." "Hang on." "Hey, Al, I got the days!" " Dr. Ken!" " No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No," "I'm serious." "I talked to the Master Scheduler." "Dr. Ken, I " "Oh, I know." "I-I am so sorry about the lying and the up and back, but you can relax now 'cause we're going to Hawaii!" "I know!" "I feel the same way!" "And you know what, Al?" "Screw it." "Let's bring the kids." "I don't even -- wait." "Wait." "Oh, wait." "Another call." ""Chello"?" "Hang up the damn phone!" "I'm the Master Scheduler." "You don't have the days!" "Oh, honey, I-I-I got to go." "It's an emergency." "It's a code maroon...5." "What the hell is going on?" "You're the Master Scheduler?" "Why would you even mess with me like that?" "Okay, look, four years ago, when they made me office manager, they dumped the scheduling job on me, and..." "I liked it 'cause I was helping people." "You like helping people?" "I like helping people." "I just don't like people to know I like helping people 'cause then people want you to help them." "So..." "I made up an alter ego." "Like Bruce Wayne has Batman." "So, in this scenario, she's a rich dude with a leather fetish?" "Because that's intriguing." "Hey, did I not give him the long weekend for his dad's birthday?" "And you're gonna be kissing or stalking your boyfriend on Valentine's Day 'cause of me." "Thanks, either way." "And what about when you needed those three days to mourn Joan Rivers?" "Three days?" "Hey, she paved the way for so many comediennes!" "I mean, without her, there's no Rudner, there's no Poundstone." "You know what?" "I'm sorry." "Please go on." "It doesn't even matter because every once in a while," "I can't help somebody I really want to help, and it sucks." "Look, Damona, it's not your fault." "I mean, am I gonna blame you publicly for it?" "Absolutely." "My wife's gonna hate me." "My kids are gonna hate me." "I mean, the only one who doesn't hate me is some boob in Environmental Services who I just gave 200 bucks to -- and my giddyup card!" "Environmental Services!" "That's it!" "Wait for me." "Not a lot of patients got seen today." "Hey, Phil." "Damona Watkins, fifth-floor Office Manager." "Ken Park." "We hugged recently, and there may have been a kiss." "Oh, I'm certain there was." "You took my money, my giddyup card, and my heart." " You done?" " Yep." "So, Phil, your department's closing the building for four days in March to fumigate." "Am I right?" "Oh, yeah." "We call it the "Pestic-ides of March."" "We like to have fun up here." "Well, look, my friend is in a bind." "I really want to help him." "So, why don't you move it to new year's week?" "Oof." "That's a lot of departments to coordinate." "Well, you best get to coordinating', son!" "My bad." "You got this." "I'm sorry." "I-I-I don't think I can swing it." "Let me ask you a question." "Doesn't Jeff Scarborough schedule your vacation days?" "That's right." "Well, I just talked to my good friend Jeff, and he told me you like to take a week off in July to go fishing with your family." "Man, I'd sure hate to see that go away." "Yeah, boy-ee!" "You mean his trip, not his family, right?" "I, uh " " I guess I... could move some things around." "Yeah." "You do that, Phil, or say goodbye to your family." "Could -- could you just go " "Okay." "It wasn't clear." "No, I didn't " " I didn't know " "I mean, I didn't know if it was the trip or his family " "Phil." "It was the trip, right?" "Thank you so much." "You saved my ass." "Oh, it's all good." "So, how do you know Jeff Scarborough?" " I don't." " Aw, you stone-cold!" "How did it go?" "Trip's back on." "And Christmas came early to welltopia that year." "Poi, anyone?" "Ken, come on." "This might be as close as you get." "Relax, Pat." "I'm going to "Ha-vai-ee" After all." "Damn it!" "I got three gallons of prank poi in my office and the entire first season of "Magnum, P.I."" "I was gonna slip it into your car." "Well, the poi, that is, not the "Magnum, P.I."" "No, the "Magnum, P.I."" "I was gonna broadcast on the side of your house." "Okay, look, we're the only ones who know Damona's secret," "And we're gonna keep that way, I mean, 'cause she's always taken care of us, and we're gonna take care of her." " Absolutely." " She's Batman." "Damn straight I'm Bbatman." "I guess that makes me the Joker, huh?" "Huh?" "The " "Oh, my God, this was so worth it." "Ahh, I know." "Sorry." "I'm a little ticklish." "I really needed this." "Gregory, your fingers are magic." "Dave, can you please be quiet?" "Sorry." "I didn't mean to ruin our couple's massage." 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"It was an uneventful morning... quiet." " [Indistinct arguing]" " Instead of saving every episode of "The Bachelor,"" "why don't you just hit yourself on the head with a sledgehammer?" "!" "Dad, turn down that song!" " [Hall Oates' "I Can't Go For That" plays] - ♪ no can do ♪" "The kids had a Friday off of school, so we picked up Manny and went to our favorite pancake place..." "Relaxing." "Mitchell, hi." "What?" "!" "Oh, have him tell Cam" "I'll pick him up for racquetball in an hour." "I can't even hear him it's so loud." " Can everybody just shut up?" "!" " I hate it." "[Music stops]" " Sorry about that." "Anyway..." " [Cellphone ringing]" "Hello." "Gil:" "Hello." "Is this Phil dumpster?" "What do you want, Gil?" "Got to be kidding me." "Hang on." "[Gil speaking indistinctly on telephone]" "Alright, I need you to send a gift to mom for her birthday from the both of us." "Mitchell:" "No, I did it last year." "I know, and I need you to do it again." "Look, I've got a conference call at 1:20." "Then Luke's tutor comes to the house, 2:45 sales meeting, and I still got to get Alex to Judo." "And yet you somehow found time to bitch at me." "Wow!" "You really can have it all." "Ugh." "Honestly, just get her a stupid gift card, you big baby!" "Why does everything with him have be so dramatic?" "[All screaming]" "[Breathing heavily]" "Why are we stopping?" "[Sighs] Hey." "Hey." "Oh." "Perfect." "Okay, first you berate me on the phone, then you show up to my office and berate me in per..." "Oh, w-what is this?" "I don't care for this." "We got in an accident." "Oh, my God!" "We almost got in an accident." "That seems like a really important distinction." "There was this big truck, and it barreled through a stop sign, and it missed our car by inches." "Oh, my God!" "And everyone's okay?" " Yes, just very shaken up." " Aw." "But, Mitchell, I am so sorry that I yelled at you before." "Look, I brought you the birthday card for mom," " and you can sign it." " Okay." "Thank you." " "To our best friend."" " Mm." "That's a little sarcastic." "It's her birthday." " I don't know." " No, I mean it." "Mitchell, I almost died." "I want our mom to have a great birthday." "Oh, and we're doing this again." " Okay." " Oh, God." "Yeah." "Hi." "I'll be there in a sec, yeah." "[Cellphone chimes]" "Okay, my deposition got moved up." "That's great." "So I'll just have to move everything..." "you know what?" " I'm gonna eat in the car and then..." " No, no, no, no, no." "No, no, no." "Give it, give it!" "Do you know what I was doing right before I almost died?" "Exactly what you're doing." "Humoring a relative?" "No, no, scheduling my life down to the last minute." "I mean, look at this..." " "Call New York office... 4:17 P.M." - [Sighs]" "Do you realize that everybody but us rounds up to the nearest five minutes?" "Today made me realize something, Mitchell." "No, I don't want to be a 4:17 kind of person." " Do you?" " Yes, I do." "'Cause that phone call needs to be done by 4:23 so that I am not a dead man by 4:41." "Give me my phone." " Nope." "Nope." "No." " Give me..." "Claire." "We're gonna do something together." "Yes, take the rest of the day off." " I can't do that." " Yes, you can." "I did!" "Yeah, 'cause you work for your father." " No, no, no, we need this, Mitchell." " Hey, come on, give me my..." " We really need this." " Claire, I'm really swamped today, and I..." "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease..." "Stop." "Just go." "Pleeeeease can we slow down?" "Ow!" "You're chafing my wrist." "Don't pretend you're not loving this." "Okay." "All right." "I think I just skated through some pee." " [Sighs]" " C-can we go back now?" " No!" " God." "No, because we are not appointment-making control freaks." "We are having fun." "You are." "I'm just doing what you're making me do." " [Sighs]" " Okay, okay, stop." "No, no, no." "No, no, no." "Let's go back, let's go back, let's go back." "Why?" "Why do we have to go back now?" "Why... oh, I get it." "I get it." "You're still scared to skate through the underpass." "What do you mean, "still"?" "What do you mean, "scared"?" "What underpass?" "Mitchell, you were 11 years old, and mom made me take you with me when I was skating with my friend Sophie King, and you were terrified to go through the underpass 'cause it was dark, and you were sure it was filled with monsters," "so we ditched you." "I don't remember this at all." "Yeah, I skated away and called you a big baby." "Sophie threw a rock at me and you yelled, "you're so gay."" "[Gasps] I did do that." "Oh, didn't I?" "We used to use that word a lot." "You used to be able to call anything gay." "Ugh." "Do you ever miss that?" " No." " No." "That's hurtful." "Yeah." "I'm sorry, Mitchell." "You were scared, and I should've held your hand through the tunnel, and I was..." "I was not a good big sister." "I'm so sorry." "Will you forgive me?" " Yes, yes." " You do?" " Yes!" "I forgive you." " I love you." " Love you, too." " Love you!" " Okay, okay." " Okay." " Let's do this." " Yes, let's do this." " Come on." " What?" "What's happening?" "No, no, no, we're going..." "We're going through the tunnel." "No." "God, no." "No, no, no." "Oh, no, you got to get over this." " No!" "All right." "Okay." " Just let yourself go." "Just let it go." "Just... you know?" "[Breathes deeply]" "Yep." "I'm good." "Uh, yeah, you got to get past it." "N-n-no." "No, no!" "No!" "N-n-no!" "Claire, no!" "N-n-no!" "N-no!" "I felt bad when we got separated, but I knew that when he skated out the other side of that tunnel, an emotional scar would've been healed." "Mitchell?" "!" "Mitchell?" "No!" "N-no!" "N-n-no!" "N-no!" "Oh, my God!" "What happened?" "What happened?" " It w... it was terrible!" " Yes." " They took my wallet and my skates and my tie." " No." "What... what homeless person needs a tie?" "Oh, my God." "I am so sorry, Mitchell!" "Okay, um..." "Can you give me my phone?" "'Cause I got to, you know, cancel my cards." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Oh, God." "I hope you have juice." "That thing has been buzzing like crazy." " Oh, God!" "Okay." " Okay." "My meeting's been pushed up." "It's in 15 minutes." "Okay, okay." "Okay, okay." "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!" "Look at me." "Look at me." " Huh?" "Yeah." " Hey, hey." "This is a test, and we don't sweat the small stuff." " Just let it go." " Stop it!" "Stop it." "I know you think you discovered the new you, but you are controlling even when you're trying to not be controlling." "So j... give me your skates." "What?" "Why?" "You've dragged me so far, we're closer to my office than we are to the car." "Take 'em off!" "[Clicks tongue] He just wasn't ready." "But me?" "I had a message for the small stuff that used to rule my life." "Hey, Phil." "Honey, how you holding up?" "Phil:" "Good." "So, I'm at the beach..." "Long story." "Anyway, I was hoping you wouldn't mind waiting at the house for Luke's tutor." "Actually, I would mind." "I'd mind quite a bit." "I'm kind of busy." "Okay, great." "Suck it, small stuff." "[All screaming]" "Haley: [Breathing heavily]" "Why are we stopping?" "For many, a near-miss with death is a wake-up call." "But when a man misses his own near-miss, he truly sees what he's been missing." "No more putting my dreams on hold." "Five years ago, I made a bucket list." "It was time to start crossing things off." "[All screaming]" "[Tires screech]" "Scariest moment of my life." "[Whimpering]" "Ohh." "Oh, my gosh." "I thought I lost you!" "But amazingly, something great came out of it." "I found out how my sister truly feels about me." "Girls, are you sure?" "Positive." "We'll walk home." "We almost died." "Yeah." "A-about what you said in the car..." "Please don't make fun of me right now." "No, I would never." "It was actually really honest." "And I need to stop taking shots at your intelligence." "You don't do it that often." "Well, you miss a lot of it." "[Scoffs] Oh." "There, I did it again." "Did what?" "Uh, it doesn't matter." "I always considered you to be this self-absorbed person, but you're more substantial than that, aren't you?" "Thank you. [Chuckles]" "You know what?" "I'm blowing off Judo today." "Let's hang out." "What should we do?" "Makeovers." "[Inhales sharply] Okay." "Great!" "We're gonna walk right past my waxing place." "Say goodbye to that gal stache." "[Laughs]" "Ow." "Ow!" "If it were easy, everyone would be hot." "Yep, you know, I-it's not just my feet." "It's from when I walked into the stop sign because you wouldn't give me back my..." "Okay, fine." "I'll give you back your man-goggles." "Here. [Sighs]" "I just thought we might run into some cute boys on the way home, but it's probably best we didn't." "That's a pretty angry lip you got there." " Really?" " Uh-huh." "Wow." "Does everybody's get this red?" "Well, you had quite a bit of growth." "I was gonna have that lady take a crack at your arms, but she had already sweat through her apron." "Oh, my gosh!" "I already have 100 likes on my picture of my new nails." "Um, FYI, I'm..." "I'm sort of in the background there, screaming mid-wax." "400 people liked this photo." "I was not one of them." "My art teacher made a pithy "blue period" comment, and my top prom prospect suddenly found a girlfriend in Canada." "Do you think I could get my sneakers back?" "Ohh, I threw them away with the rest of your clothes when you were in the changing room." "I thought about saving them for the housekeeper, but I couldn't remember if she had a son." "Look, I've tried really hard to put up with a lot since..." "What's going on?" "Oh, I just had so much fun with you!" "We don't do this enough." "I just wish there was something that you could teach me." " Uh-huh." " [Gasps]" "Wait, what about your Judo stuff?" "Uh [Scoffs] you're not interested in that." "No!" "No!" "I am!" "Come on!" "Karate-chop me or something!" "[Chuckles] That is not..." "Okay." "All right." "Let's just do one simple move." "Okay." "Now, this won't wrinkle my top, will it?" "Ohh!" "Wow." "That was actually fun!" "Show me one more time." "Oh, no!" "Oh, my gosh." "I thought I lost you again." " [Smooches, sighs]" " Wait, wait, wait." "Back up." "Again?" "Oh, yeah, when we almost got killed," "I thought I lost my phone." "It was really scary." "Mentos-pramp-climb, test number two." "Lesson learned... when pressure builds to dangerous levels, it must be released." "Is your lip getting better or your face getting redder?" "[Grunts angrily]" "Just gonna pop into the family room." "What the hell was that?" "!" "Oh, I'm just getting started!" "Ohh!" "Why do you have to be such a silly..." "Haley, stop!" "Both:" "Mom!" "[Alpaca bleats]" "Phil, honey." "♪ I can't go for that, no, no can do ♪" "I was already on edge." "The day before, I was with my mom at the park when some guy on a bike swiped her phone." "He must have been a criminal mastermind." "He struck the one second she wasn't taking pictures of Joe." "The worst part is, I saw him grab it." "I had a chance to do something and be a hero to my mom, but I froze." "What would you have done, made him the subject of a satirical cartoon?" "Hey!" "Uh, they've taken down presidents." "Now, can you just support me here?" "There are only so many moments a son has a chance to..." " Blah, blah, blah, blah." " Very mature." " Pick a fight then tune me out?" " [Indistinct arguing]" " It's not bothering me." " Stop it!" "Dad, turn down that song!" "♪ No can do ♪" "[All screaming]" "[Tires screech]" "You sure, Manny?" "Positive." "I-I'll walk home." " Haley:" "We almost died." " Alex:" "Yeah." "White." "Yes, I'm sure." "Why is it so hard for you to imagine that a criminal can be white when most of the..." "Ah, the bicycle." "Yes, yes, it was white." "I thought your phone got stolen?" "This is Joe's phone." "This is why the terrorists hate us." "The universe is cold and unfeeling." "The only constant is chaos." "Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?" "We were all almost killed by a truck." "[Gasps] Ay!" "¡Dios mío!" "Are you okay, papi?" "This was all Phil's fault, wasn't it?" "He's always blaring that damn new wave music!" "No." "He swerved to avoid it." "Saved my life." "But the game of life is rigged." "Death always win." "Okay, I know what you need right now..." "A trip to the ice-cream shop." "He doesn't need ice cream." "He needs to talk about what just happened to him." "Well, I could go for some ice cream." "I know how to fix my son." "So, this is fixed." "[Horns blaring]" "Go around." "Normally, I'd be avoiding these cracks out of respect of your back, mom, but after today, it seems pointless." " That's it." "Get in." " Gloria:" "No, no." "No, Jay, he's afraid!" "It's only gonna get worse." "In." "Trust me." "Five minutes in here, he'll be happy as a clam." "Aah!" "Mama!" "Calm down." "This was a bad idea." "Hop out." "Good for you, Jay." "It has to be when he is ready." " Nope." "He's driving." " What?" " What?" "I-I can't." " You're doing it now." "Jesús, take the wheel." "He's terrified to be in the back." "Now you're gonna put him in the front seat so that he can kill all of us?" "!" "Can you not make this fear worse?" "I watched Dede coddle Mitchell when he was afraid of the dark." "Till he was seven, he'd only blink one eye at a time..." "Gave a lot of girls a very wrong idea." "[Door-ajar signal beeping]" "Manny, you don't want to do this right?" "No, I really don't." "Okay, papi, you know what?" "Let's switch." "I'm going to drive." "I've got a bombshell, mom." "Ay, papi, thank you, but this is a very weird thing to say when we're in this position." "No, I've decided I'm never driving." "Uh... unh-unh-unh-unh!" "No way." "You there." "You there." "We're doing this my way." "Ah, yeah, 'cause it's your way or the highway." "Oh, God." "Not the highway." "You always want me to be his dad." "Well, I'm being his dad." "Oh, uh, I-I'm really scared, Jay." "This is what we're fixing." "Look, when I was a kid," "I lived by a big, scary black lake." "I always thought there monsters in there and whatnot." "One night, my dad dragged me out of bed and tossed me right in that cold water." "I was never scared of that lake again." "Now, give it some gas." "[Breathing heavily]" " [Gasps] Mama!" " Aah!" "That's another habit I wouldn't mind breaking, but, you know, right now we... have to..." "Oh, what am I doing?" "I hated my dad for that." "I ended up scared of him, not the lake." "Manny, it's okay." "Over there!" "On the bike!" "The white guy that stole my phone!" "I don't see anyone." "Yes!" "He just turned the corner!" "The phone burglar!" "He's getting away!" "[Sighs] Not this time." "Up there to the left!" "[Both screaming]" "I don't see anyone!" "I didn't see anyone either." "I made it up." "I am not going to drive my son around until he's 40." "The only thing stronger than Manny's fear is his need to protect his mama." "Oh, no!" "He got away!" "But you did very good, Manny." "That was a frickin' rush!" "But we're not giving up." "We're gonna find that guy." "No!" "Are you sure about this?" "Just go." "I'm walking home." "Claire:" "I can't even hear him it's so loud." " Can everybody just shut up?" "!" " [Cellphone ringing]" " Hello." " Gil:" "Hello." "Is this Phil dumpster?" " Stop." " What do you want, Gil?" "Got to be kidding me." "Hang on." "Is that your hot wife I hear?" "Hey, is she still taking those yoga classes?" "Hanging up." "W-w-wait." "Wait." "Real quick." "The listing at 225 cedar street, it's mine now." "You poached my listing?" "Poached it, seasoned it, and covered it in Thorpe-andaise sauce, my friend." "You should thank me, dumpy." "You're back in second place with your favorite view..." " Ugh." " ..." "My sweet behind." "Why does everything with him have to be so dramatic?" "[All screaming]" "Why are we stopping?" "[Breathing heavily] Ohh." "Oh, my God!" "I thought I lost you." "[Sighs]" "What's to tell?" "A truck runs a stop sign, I avoid it, everyone walks away..." "Bing, bang, no boom." " Um, there was a truck!" " Haley:" "That was crazy!" " Okay, okay." " Where did it even come from?" " You don't see that truck..." " Everybody calm down." "Calm down." "Let's not overreact." " What?" "!" " Dad!" " We were almost just killed!" " Yes!" "Exactly." "Almost, which means we're all just fine." "You aren't the least bit upset?" "It's gonna take more than that to ruin a morning that started with a whipped-cream smile on my waffle." "Okay, it may have affected me a little, but sometimes it's hard to know what you're feeling." "Mostly, I was thinking about racquetball later and hopefully giving Cam a nice spanking." "Fair warning... may be working out some anger issues on the racquetball court this morning." " Don't ask." " Sounds good." "So, we're getting our new dryer delivered." "It's supposed to be eggshell, but, oh, it's not eggshell..." "It's white." "Anyway, I'm laying into the delivery driver, and Mitchell strolls in and says, "oh, it's fine,"" "and then offers him a piece of his banana loaf." "I heard that." "Uh, just once, I would like Mitchell to take my side." "I'm constantly strolling in and saving him like a little princess in the tower." "Sometimes I'd like to be the princess." " Six of one, right?" " What?" "Why are..." "Why are we stopping?" "I'm..." "I'm very confused, Phillip." "Trust me, this house is gonna sell at Thorpe speed." "Hey, guys." "Oh, hey, Phil." "I guess you heard." "I'm sorry." "Oh, no, it happens all the time." "I just stopped by to give you guys a little care package to show you there's no hard feelings." "Class act, dung beetle." "Here's the malpractice attorney most of his clients have used after he's ripped them off." "You will be losing some sleep, but these have always helped my wife." "And this priest is retired, but I think he still does exorcisms, which you'll need after today." " Listen, Phil..." " It's okay." "It's sad, really, to see a once-mediocre realtor reduced to this." "Gil, please, let's keep this civil." "Oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about my wife, I'll kill you." "[Chuckling] Sorry." "That sounded like a joke." "I will actually kill you." "Anyhoo, when you guys wake up and smell the sulfur, here's a list of other realtors, and if you need me, I'll be in the office at 9:00..." "Uh, 10:00." "I have the dentist." "Where did that come from?" "Life's too short to be ruled by fear." "What do you say we get you the right dryer, princess?" "Oh, my." "I mean, Phil is usually just so..." "But then he was just, like, so..." "And then he got even more..." "There's nothing I can do." " I can't go for that." " No can do." "Cameron here bought an eggshell dryer." "Not white, not oatmeal, not Swiss-coffee, not baby-powder, not bone." "Eggshell." "Look, Rob, is it?" "That's interesting." "Here's how this is going down..." "We don't leave without that eggshell dryer." "Not swan-feather, not Chester-pig-white." "I think we've covered the colors." "I sell houses to people every day who ask me where they should buy their dryer." "I don't think you want me giving them any... static." "I may have one in the back." "But it takes two guys to load the truck, and it's just me today." "Is it?" "It was right about then that a question started nagging at me." "[Hall Oates' "I Can't Go For That" plays]" "Is Phil sexy?" "[Grunts]" "Hey." "You feel like doing something a little crazy with me?" " [Cellphone ringing]" " What?" "No." "What?" "No." "Hey, honey." "Claire:" "Phil, honey, how you holding up?" "Good." "I'm at the beach..." "Long story." "I was hoping you wouldn't mind waiting at the house for Luke's tutor." "Actually, I would mind." "I'd mind quite a bit." " I'm kind of busy." " Okay." "Cam, there's something that Claire would never approve of that I've always wanted to do." "Always?" "We're gonna want to put a blanket down on that backseat." "This was a huge mistake." "I am jammed in the backseat with a hairy Peruvian biter." "It's spring break '92 all over again!" "Well, speed bump coming up." "Hold the leash taut." "It's supposed to keep her calm." "I got lucky." "I don't think this one's a spitter." " [Alpaca spits]" " Ohh." " [Alpaca bleats]" " Uh, I spoke too soon." "You think?" "That's it." "Pull over." "You know, Phil, I wanted to support you on this." "I'm a firm believer in livestock in the home, but you are out of control." "No, I'm in control..." "More than ever." "And if me getting what I want inconveniences people a little," " then so be it." " [Alpaca bleats]" "Oh." "Uh, she's nervous." "The guy said you should let her suck on your hair." "Okay, that is it." "I am done." "♪ Enough of this ridiculousness ♪" "And thank you, Phil, for making me appreciate Mitchell." "He may have his faults, but at least he's not a crazy person." "[Alpaca bleats]" "Phil, honey." "Yes, Claire." "I got an alpaca..." "Again." "And there's nothing you can say about it." "I'm not saying anything." "What's the problem?" "[Both screaming]" "Mom, dad!" "There is a camel in the living room!" "It's not a c..." " I-I just can't." " Okay." "I see you've all met Jolene two." "Sadly, the original Jolene that your mother made me return was cruelly adopted by a children's hospital." "You see, something hit me this morning when that truck didn't hit me this morning..." "I have not been in control of my own life." "But those days are done." " Oh." " Haley:" "Mm." "Huh." "Well, I guess I'm not in control of everything, am I?" "[Chuckles] Funny, isn't it?" "You can try and try, but in the blink of an eye..." "[Breathing shakily]" "[Voice breaking] You can lose everything that matters to you." "Dad, are you okay?" "Don't you all see what's going on here?" "Dad really wanted that milk." "I almost lost you guys today..." "All of you." " Aw." " Just like that." "Aw, daddy." "Oh, honey." "You spent the whole day trying to control everything, and I spent the entire day trying not to, and neither way worked, did it?" "Nope. [Sighs]" "I may fight you on this, but I'm gonna need you to make me get rid of Jolene two." " She's a biter." " [Chuckling] I know." "As soon as we're done with this hug." "Hey, whatever this is, I need to get in on it." "I almost died today." " Grandpa." " Daddy." " Aw, dad." " Hey." "Come here." " Aww." " Come here, you." "Learn how to drive, lady!" "[Panting]" "I will get to the meeting when I get there." "I looked death in the face today." "Hel... hello." "Yes, I would like to leave a message." "My husband ordered an eggshell dryer..." "Not talc, not parchment..." "Eggshell." "Hey, you're home early." "What happened to you?" "Doesn't matter." "So, I called that appliance store, and I demanded that you get the dryer that you wanted." "Oh, well, it must've worked because they're taking away the wrong one right now." "Anything for you, princess." "Ooh!" "Who's this guy?" "Get over here, sexy." "[Chuckles] If you want to see sexy, I just..." " Ooh." " Ah-choo!" "Ah-choo!" "Oh, d... what is all over you?" " Well, now you are." " Ah-choo!" "© 20th Century FOX Television / ABC, inc, 2015" | {
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"I run the screws, you run the cons." "Between us, we'II get this place sewn up." "I just heard snowball on the phone, talking to your son." " What?" " She's planning to break out." "I'II tell you what's ridiculous." "You hanging around with one-night stands half your age." " I'm sick of your jealousy!" " You are cheating on me." "Look at you." "call yourself a man?" "You climbed into that coffin meek as a lamb." "Oh, go home and braise some meatballs for me tea." "Found the missing gun, miss." "Stay cool." "I'm a civilian." "You're driving me to the station." "(SyIvia screams and sobs)" "No!" "I do have a good reason to waste a bullet on you." "Don't I?" "Where are we going?" "(SnowbaII) Straight on." "Here." "Keys." "Ritch!" "Oh, Christ." "Mum did that?" "Spend the bitch's cash getting it sorted." " Let's get the hell out." " Open your boot." "Come on, bitch." "Get out." " Jesus Christ!" " Get in!" " snowball!" " We can't let her snitch on us." " I'm not getting in there." " Ritch!" " Just get in." " (Karen) Ritchie!" " Get in!" " Jesus Christ!" " (Karen yells)" " Go!" "It's Mum's mob." "She's onto us." "(SnowbaII) Watch it!" "(Screams)" "Shit!" "They're on us." "(Tyres squeaIing)" " (SnowbaII screams)" " Come on!" "Come on!" "(Gasping)" "(SnowbaII) Ritchie!" "(SnowbaII screams)" "She has Karen as hostage." "Hijacked her car." "What?" "Cretins on the lodge said Karen signed out with a tutor just before Di and I Ieft." "Didn't check the ID." " Merriman must have a weapon." " Jesus." "police have scrambled a helicopter, roadblocks..." "Nothing will save our career plan, Jim." "May as well write my resignation." "You all right?" "Christ almighty." "(Sighs) Leave it out, snowball." "It's her fault this happened to me." "Jesus." "If you hadn't stopped me last time." "We're free, babe." "Let's go." "No." "I want her to know what it's like to be on death row." "I want you on your knees, begging me for a pardon." "Go on." "You beg me to let you live." " (clicks)" " Beg." " snowball, no!" " Ritch!" "(Gunshot)" "(Sirens wailing)" " Ritch?" " (Gasping)" "Ritch?" "Come on!" "Ritch?" "Ritchie, can you hear me?" "Ritchie!" "Come on, stay with me, stay with me." " I got it." " That's it." "OK, hurry up." "Quick as you can." "(Man) Come on, hurry up!" "Haven't got all day." "Come on." " Take this one." " colin, just pass this...one." "And the other one, mate." " That's it." " careful." "Good man." "Oi, you two!" "Carry your own or leave it here." ""Mr Potter."" "I'II be writing to your managing director." "Is that alcohol?" " Is there a problem?" " No alcohol is permitted." " No alcohol?" " You are joking, aren't you?" "Even if we bring our own?" "It's kept aside for collection on release." " Five years on the wagon?" " No wonder people top themselves." "Soft drinks are purchased in the canteen." "No, no." "I need that tonic." "There's quinine in this." "For her cramps." "Up here, please." " (Grunts and strains)" " Thank you." " Are these drugs?" " For goodness' sake!" "I can't be without my pills." "The medical officer will prescribe replacements." " Why can't I keep these?" " They could be heroin or crack." "This is getting more ridiculous by the second!" "Take a seat until I call you." "We've taken enough of this nonsense." "I want to see your supervisor." "Now." "6.50, darling." "Cheers." "(Sobs)" "Are you free to take us into town?" "We'II put the kettle on and have a nice cup of tea." "(Sobs)" "Got your keys?" " This may take a while." " Uh-oh." " Here's their contraband, sir." " (Tuts)" "Ladies." "I'm principal Officer Jim Fenner." "I hope you're going to tell that warden to return our property." "This is prison, I'm afraid." "Drink and drugs is against the rules." "She's even stolen Bev's tonic water." "(Sighs)" "OK. (Sucks in breath) Let 'em have their tonic water." "It won't taste the same without a slice of lemon." "Perhaps you'd Iike to cut it in half and see if there's any heroin in it?" "So, which one of you's the artist, then?" " I am." " That is allowed in here, isn't it?" "It is." "If you behave yourselves, get a cup of tea and a hot meal too." "If you help us hurry up the process." "OK, carry on." "My daughter Connie will be here soon." "You should get back to Mr GrayIing." "I'm not leaving you on your own." "Look, if there's anything we can do..." "You can't bring him back, can you?" "I've lost him for good." "And I'm going to lose the house, everything." "What?" "We're being repossessed." "The business was going down the tubes." "We were months behind on the mortgage." "He's left me with debts of £50,000." "Oh, my God." "I'm so sorry." "What has he done to me?" "I'm homeless, poor and alone." "Come on." "You've got your children, haven't you?" " And your friends." " He didn't even leave me a note." "Oh, Di." "I drove him to it." "I pushed him too far." "It's not your fault." "I'II never forgive myself." "Get your beds made up." "You'II be moved to your wing after the weekend." "GT, PhyI?" "Don't mind if I do, Bev." ""No alcohol permitted"!" "Stupid bloody shits!" "What did you have planned, watching Merriman escape?" "She stuck that bloody gun in my back and made me drive her to Ritchie." "And he got shot." "(NeiI) Morning." "Thank you." "Karen!" "How are you?" "What doesn't kill us makes us tougher." "I hope so." "Oh, erm, Area called last night." "They dumped part-privatisation." " Going the whole hog." " Oh, shit." "formal offer's been made to Linford Securities." "Sending in an advance team later this week to pave the way." " Morning, ma'am." " Morning." "You mean to start the sackings?" "neil thinks they'II renegotiate the ancillary service contracts first." "But G Wing will definitely be a focus for staff changes." "Thanks to Merriman." "Another nail in the coffin." "How can they expect us to have anything but problems with scum like her and DockIey to deal with?" "AII we can do is convince them we're doing the best job possible." "Put up a united front." "talk positive." "I'II ask neil for a list of buzzwords." "There's two to collect from the hospital wing " " Buki Lester and Denny blood." " Denny's been in hospital?" "I moved her when Merriman came back." "Save setting off another freak-out." "She's been on sedation, but listening therapy might be what she needs." "I'II ask Reverend mills to lend an ear." "We've also got two new allocations " " PhyIIida Oswyn and BeverIey TuII." " (Laughs) The old Costa cons." "Had fun and games with them on reception." "If you could get them tucked up in cell five..." "Mm-hm." "The only other escort duty today is taking Yvonne to visit her son." "One for me." "OK?" "unlock for breakfast." "Thank you, ma'am." "So he's still with us, then, old Ioverboy Atkins?" "They've removed the bullet." "The one he stopped Merriman blowing my brains out with." " Had to be the hero!" " Thank God he's not a dead one." "I wish he'd turned the gun on Merriman." "If I couId relive five minutes and do what I should've to her." "There's nothing you could do to snowball Merriman that would make things better with your son." "Just go and be his mum." "Want a little word with Scarface." "Yep." "Sure." "(Keys jangIing)" "Boyfriend springs you from jail and you shoot him." " Not very Bonnie and clyde." " Have you heard how he is?" "What, nobody told you?" " What?" " (Sighs)" "well, the operation went well." "They got your bullet from out of his insides." "(Sighs) But he'd already lost too much blood, according to Miss Betts." "She was..." "She was by his side at the end." "No." "only one place he's going to be waiting for you now." "(Sobs)" "I don't know how you're gonna live with yourself, love." "(Sobs)" "(Chattering)" "Look who's back." "(Cheering and applause)" "Buki!" "How are you doing?" "Back's still a bit sore." "My burns were so deep, could have went right to my heart." "Better than being dead, eh?" "nearly wished I was, times they never fixed me enough morph." "Thinking about my Lennox got me through." "Aw..." "Like I owe you two, innit?" "What you done for me." "I couId have been fried meat." "GrayIing owes us, man." "Roisin and Cassie got a pardon for saving his life." "What do we get for saving each other's lives?" "Frig all." " Ain't it, though." " We got a plan to fix that." "I'II get you some breakfast while AI tells you about it." "Hope it all goes well at the hospital today." "Seeing your son." "I thought you'd have wished him dead after what he done." "He saved Miss Betts' life, didn't he?" "I was hoping you could save me from someone, Yvonne." "I'm not asking you to grass." "I just wondered if you knew anyone by the name of Gnasher." "Gnasher?" "He's in a kids' comic, isn't he?" "(Murmuring)" "Hey, Babs." "We done a sympathy card for old Bodybag." "After her husband topping himself." " (julie J) You've got to feel sorry for her." " only a Christian could." "(julie S) Might help soften her up a bit." " Can I sign my sympathies?" " You're taking the piss." "You're only sorry you didn't snuff him yourself." "No." "That's the old shell done that." "Me and Mrs HoIIamby's trying to make it up." "Part of me new sentence plan." "well, just your signature, OK?" "Here she is." "Miss, we done you a card to offer our condolences." "Yeah." "No one should go through that." "It's got a good few names on it." "Here." "Oh." "Thank you." "(Di) Oh, isn't that nice of you girls?" "(Sniffs) Oh, dear." "I didn't want to be a snivelling nelly." "Come on, Iet's get you a cup of tea." "You should have a chat with Reverend mills, SyIv." "He's not only there for the prisoners, you know." " I know." "You're right." " Come on." " What do you reckon?" " Genius, aye?" "(Scoffs)" "Come on, it's got to be better than digging a tunnel." "This way, we'II get out clear." "A full and free pardon, Buki." "Tonight, yeah?" "(AII fall silent)" "You'II soon make friends." " This is it?" " For five years?" "It'II be less if you're good girls." "We're supposed to be pampered, aren't we?" "Oh, PhyI." "This is more than my nerves can hack." "It's pretty ghastly but we'II soon work our wits on it." "You really think so, darling?" "(Scoffs)" "Got into the royal enclosure at bloody Ascot, didn't we?" "Gob a knob." "Come on, Den." "Perk up." "Got you off the block, didn't I?" "Yeah, it was me that pulled the strings for you." "Now I'm giving you an earner." "Stop you coming over all gloomy." "What kind of an earner?" "Got a deal with Fenner." "Giving the screws wrist action." " You've got to be joking me." " I need the money." "For my kid." " Letting him pimp you?" " It's a partnership." "50-50." "There's a cut in it for you." "I need you on lookout." "But Fenner, shell?" "After all the shit he's laid on you?" "Yeah, well, he knows to watch his step." "He proved that by getting you off the block." "So...are you gonna put it there, Den?" "(Knock at door)" " Reverend mills?" " Mrs HoIIamby." "Learning sign language." "Go and polish some candIesticks, Hunt." "Move!" " I'm sorry, Reverend." " Here." "You heard my husband died?" "I'm so sorry." "Do you know any more about how he is?" "critical but stable, last they said." "Look...sorry." "I'II take them off in hospital." "Yeah." "Like I'm a nice, normal mum." "I can still remember the first time I saw him." "Streatham High Street, 1968." "I was a meter maid then, putting a ticket on a Ford Cortina, when up comes this cheeky chappie in a uniform." "could he spend his money on me, instead of Lambeth council?" "Swap me a ticket to his prison's dinner dance?" " And you said yes?" " well, no." "I made him persuade me." "But when he took me on that dance floor..." "I knew I couId waltz round the world with him." "Try to remember him like that." "AII your happy times together." "I do." "But then I get so angry with him." "How he's let me down." "How could he leave me in such a mess?" "He was obviously in a terribly distressed state of mind." "And it's very natural for you to feel anger as well as sorrow." "But I'm sure, however misguided, he didn't take his life because he wanted to leave you." "But he won't even be waiting in heaven for me now." "Suicides aren't allowed in, are they?" "well..." "I think we should have faith in love." "And trust in God's forgiveness." " Er, Ritchie Atkins?" " Yes, he's down here." "There you go." "Mum." "Hi, Ritchie." "(Karen) hello, Ritchie, how are you?" "(Ritchie) I'II survive, I guess." "Said you saved her life." "(Ritchie, chuckling) Yeah, well..." "I've kissed goodbye to my career as a porn stud." "Not much call for wheelchair action." "What do you mean?" "I'm paralysed." "(julie J) Got your lunch." "Oh, look, Ju." "She's feeling sorry for herself." "Oh!" "(Sniffs mockingIy) Got any tissues, Ju?" "You bitches." "I'm on the cross." "Do you have to mock me as well?" "We feel sorry for Yvonne." "Visiting her son in hospital." "Cos you shot him." "Visiting?" "What do you mean?" "Ritchie's dead." "Since when?" "Fenner told me." "please!" "Are you saying he's alive?" "No thanks to you." "(Sobs)" "I'II, er, catch a word with the consultant." "Mum...they don't know if it's permanent." "Look, it's my fault." "I'm to blame for getting snowball that gun." "Don't beat yourself up." "Course I bIeedin' will." "I let her do a runner so I couId give you a great big hiding." "I should have known better than to cross you." "Ritchie." "I know how bad I've messed up." "Me and your dad, we taught you and Lauren things that parents shouIdn't tell their kids." "You get hit, you hit back harder." "If you don't, you're not an Atkins." "AII that shit." "And look where it's got us now." "I promise you, Ritchie." "I'm gonna make it up to you." "I get out of jail next year, then me, you and your sister, we're gonna start afresh." "We'II be a real family." "Sorry, Mum." "If I ever get out of this bed, it's for snowball." "Has that witch put a spell on you?" "will you take her a letter for me?" "I'd cut me hands off first." "And they'd still be twitching to get round her neck." "well, cut my legs off, then." "She's the only reason I've got to walk." "Ritchie, don't talk shit." "You've got your whole life to fight back for." "You seen that murdering bitch for what she is, didn't you?" "snowball and me is be and end." "Rest of our lives got trashed." "Oh, PhyI, look." "Hasn't she got wonderful hands?" "You're joking, ain't ya?" "Amount of bogs I've cleaned?" "PhyI." " Bev." " Oh, I'm julie." "julie S, that is." "Cos there's already a J and an OK." "Er, may I?" "Oh, yes." "A creative hand too, I see." " Do ya?" " Mm." " Something of a writer?" " I do like to write poems." "And there's some unhappiness." "A broken relationship?" " Trevor?" " Trevor, yes, right." " Erm...you never married?" " bleeding hell!" "And there's someone else too..." "children?" " A child." " My David." "He's my pride and joy!" "Here, Ju..." "Bev's reading me palm!" "I'm a touch psychic meseIf." "She's the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter." " Shame." "AII them hand-me-downs." " It means she's got the sight." "Here, Den!" "You never guess what about Bev here - she's a psychic." " She's what?" " Psychic." "You know, Iike a medium." "You're a very caring person." "And loyal to your friends." "And there's a really close relationship." "A friend." "No, it's closer than that." "A sister, almost." "It's amazing." "That's spot-on, that is." "Bev has a marvellous gift." "Beats reading old tea leaves, eh, Ju?" "So if you're a medium, does that mean you talk to dead people?" " well..." " Not in every case." "Cos my girlfriend Shaz, she got burnt to death in the fire." "And if I couId talk to her, that'd be wicked." " I couId try." " Don't piss me about, though." "Of course we wouldn't do that." "But, erm, we would need something in exchange." "Sorry." "I'II see you soon." " Yeah?" " We'II see what we can fix up." "snowball would never have shot you." "She's just been in too many crap movies." "My fault for jumping in." "believe what you Iike, Ritchie." "Send me one back from her." "I don't know about you but I couId use a drink." " Eh?" " There's a pub nearby." "We can go out the side door, come back for the cab when we're good and ready." "Hope you brought your own hanky." "That's not a nice way to treat your favourite customer." "Let's get on with it." "Don't want to miss my tea." "Hang on." "If I've paid 20 quid, I want my 20 quid's worth, don't I?" "What about a sexy dance?" "What about you stick your knob in here... and I'II watch you dance?" " You're beginning to annoy me." " Good." "Maybe you'II take your stiffy somewhere else, then." "Hand job or nothing." "Suppose you'II do for now." "(glasses clinking)" "Don't pretend that's the first drink you've had since you went to jail." "First one a screw's bought me, that's all." "Can you cut the "us and them" for once?" "Got a fag on you...darling?" "You know... (Sighs)" "I'm more likely to do a runner than you are...darling." "HobbIed now, aren't I?" "If I want to be allowed to see my son again." "Least he wants to see his mum." "Reckon I must still have some uses." "That's more than my 20-year-oId son credits me with." "Ross." "I don't know when I'm gonna see him next." "Ran off with an older woman, did he?" "Dropped out of uni a few weeks ago." "told him I had enough crap on my hands without wiping his arse." "A whole bloody prisonIoad." "So...if you want to play who's the worst mum or who's got the worst taste in men..." "well, you couldn't do worse than Fenner." "Yeah." "BoIIocks." "I'd go lesbian like a shot if all it took was a bloody pill." "I don't want you after my daughter next." "Ain't got all day." "Right, you lot." "Through you come." "You had your hair cut?" "hello, sweetheart." "Proof, Den, that all men are a bunch of wankers." "They'd be queuing at the door if this wasn't a nick." "Here's your cut." "Look, I need to get me hands on some gin." " You ain't pregnant, are ya?" " It's for those old birds." "What are you doing for them crumbIies?" "I should have a word." "Cut off their saggy ears." "Bev's a medium." "Says she can talk to Shaz." " For a bottle of gin?" " And thingy, er...tonic." "They've seen you coming, Den." "Duh!" "shell, I need a tenner." "The redbands in the screws' club only deal in cash." "I ain't getting covered in spunk so you can chat with Shaz's ghost." " Get yourself another lookout, then." " Den, you don't understand." "Why pay when you can get it for free?" " Sir, got a problem." " Yeah, what's that then?" "Them toffee-nosed old trouts." "Con artists, yeah?" "Yeah." "couple of expats living it up on the Costa del sol." "You probably rubbed suntans with them there." "And?" "well, they got left in the lurch by their husbands." "Came home to cook up a crafty pension plan." "Need you to help buy 'em a ceII-warming pressie." "He said that him and her are all they believed in." "Like it's a religion." "The longer they're separated, the less of a hold they have on each other." "Merriman needs paraIysing." "Look, forget her, Yvonne." "Just do what you can for Ritchie." "Hope for the best." "(Ice cubes cIink)" "You're all right." "Does that mean I get another date with you, then?" " Miss?" " You all right, Buki?" "Yeah." "Erm...is it you on baths tonight, miss?" "She ain't put her name down." "Oh, I'II put you front of the queue." "We're on." "Thanks." " Make sure you get something to eat." " Yeah." "And, er, don't worry." "Our little social, just between ourselves." "How was the hero, then?" "healing up?" "Maybe you should worry about who's gonna save you when the privatisers start firing." "Positive thinking, love." "Works miracles." "So does prayer." "AII he asked me to do was post this." "You two settling in all right?" "Can be very difficult at first." "well, we're glad we've got each other." " Trying to mix in." " Yeah, well, that's the way." "We've been hearing about this terrible fire." "That poor girl Denny and her friend." "Shaz." "That was a real tragedy." "Poor Denny has had such a hard time." "Was she there when it happened?" "That's why she felt so guilty leaving her there." "Shaz was off her head on drugs." "(Both sigh)" "Here's your tea." "Thanks." "Got your appetite back?" "(Retches)" "It's not cooked." "Look!" "Trying to poison me?" "Oh." "Forgot your post." "It's RSVP." "We'II get a cheque an' all, innit?" "As well as a pardon." " £5,000 each." " Your mouth's all brown, Buki." "I read it in the paper." "I wish they would give us some money." "Cos I ain't going back to my dad." "Youse can come to glasgow wi' me." "My ma'II give us money to rent a flat." "Yeah?" "We'II have a room in the flat for Lennox, yeah?" "Sure, Buki." "A wheelchair ramp up three flights." "I've got to get that knife back to the servery." "That's mental, man." "(Indistinct chatter)" "Keep quiet." "Bev's very sensitive during this stage." "Did you bring something?" " Gagging for it." " We brought this." " You can't have one..." " (AII) Without the other." "And you?" "Yeah, I brought something." "This." "Any shit and it'II be doing that." "Then you and your psychic will be dobbed right in it." " Why's it so dark in here?" " It's for the spirits." "(julie J) It's what they like." "You must try and be quiet." "Now, Denny, you sit here." "And the rest of you over there on that bed." "(shell) Hope there's no vampire bats on it." " I sense your fear." " Yeah, right!" "Someone wants you to feel afraid." "Someone with no face." "Who's that, then?" "She says you called her "dirty slag"" "because you were jealous of her." "She wants to tell you what it feels like to be tortured." "(InhaIes deeply)" "(Sighs and scoffs)" "Now we wait." "(InhaIes deeply)" "There's someone there." "I sense a presence." "It's..." "It's a young spirit." "She has a sense of fun." "Do I see white, spiky hair?" "It's Shaz." " Shaz?" " She's standing just beside you, Denny." "She's saying something about...a boat?" "She says she's sorry she didn't get off the boat when you told her to, Denny." "She's sorry that she stayed on the boat and left you behind." "But now she says she's floated all the way to heaven." "She spends all her days out in the sunshine in the blue skies and she loves it there." "But she misses you." "She says she loves you, Denny." "I Iove you too, Shaz." "You tell her I Iove her, man." "tell her." "She knows that." "She can see you." "She can hear you." "She's watching over you." "She'II always be close by there, to help you." "I'm sorry, there isn't any more." "She's gone back now, Denny." "That was brilliant." " Never seen anything like it." " Me, neither." "You couldn't get in touch with my mum Jessie?" " What about Sandra?" " Not tonight, no." "This sort of thing is exhausting." "Yes, I'd Iike to lie down, I think." "Course." "No, we'II leave you to it." "Come on, Ju." "It's amazing." "If there's anything you need, just ask." "Oh, that's really sweet of you." "Oh!" "well, I know what I need." "Here's to spirits." "And to bottles more of them." "(Tonic fizzes)" "Mmmm." "You said we'd be fine, didn't you, darling?" "The number of imbeciles, suckers and numbskuIIs in this place, we should be in bloody clover." "Come on, then, if you want to be first." " Have you hurt your leg, AI?" " Went a wee bit stiff, miss." " Kicking the netball." " Hot water should sort that." "shell, they got Shaz back for me." "Don't talk crap." "whole load of hocus bollocks." "I didn't believe it before, but that was Shaz, I swear." "I felt her, man." "She touched me and everything." "And she says she don't blame me." " What are you going on about?" " Oi!" "talking to me, not you." "well, you'd better piss off then, cos I wanna talk to her." "I got Shaz to talk to me now." "Denny!" "please!" "That Bev's a medium and she just got Shaz through to me." "She said she loves me and she's watching over me." "I don't need shit else, man." "It's me who needs something from you, Denny." "A chance to say I'm sorry." "I can't live with you hating me." "You got one minute." "I don't blame you for being angry." "I pushed your trust too far just so I couId get Merriman to lead me to Ritchie... and the 50 grand." "AII for my own pride's sake." "A chance to get even." " I lost out all round, eh?" " Ain't lost your son." "Oh, he's still living and breathing." "May walk again, with a bit of luck." "But not back to me, he won't." "Denny, you mean more to me than my own family." "Look, what I'm trying to say is..." "the offer's still there." "If you want a spare mum." "Big heart." "Good sense of humour." "Looking to give a nice kid a future." "Any takers?" "You mean, not just in here?" "Like you'II be there when I get out?" "And live in your house and that?" "See if we can make it official." "Adoption or something." "If you want." "well, you'd just better not marry any more bastards, yeah?" "They ain't coming near." "Di, Di, Di!" "You were so right about Reverend mills." " Oh?" " He's been through it himself." "Poor man." "Lost his wife not long since." "So it's only natural he should feel a bond of sympathy." "AI!" "You three!" "Back here a minute, please." "(Buki) What?" "Get our turn last now, is it?" "hello, Gnasher." "roll up your trouser leg." "The stiff one." "I made myself a wee splint, miss." "Give it to me." "A pointy stick, eh?" "So you could attack me in the showers?" " No!" " Not for real, miss." "We done it so we could rescue you." " From yourselves?" " From Gnasher." " (julie) We wanted a pardon." " You stupid girls." "We should have got one anyway for what we done in that fire." " only screws' lives count, innit?" " (Stick breaks)" "well, you are lucky I am giving you a pardon for this." "Or you'd be in very, very deep trouble." "Now, flush the rest of Gnasher down the toilet and forget that she ever existed." "Yes?" " (Both) Yes, miss." " Miss." "Oh!" "could've ate the chips and peas." "Raw chicken put me off." "Any post to go back?" "Can I ask when he'II get it?" "Be posted tonight." "By one of the works boys." "cool." "Thought you'd all wanna read it first." "He'II know my writing." "Won't know your wrinkly old face, though." "Time you ever get to see him." "Get the duty MO in here now." "Come on, sit up." "Senior Officer HoIIamby does not do deals with cons." "The gin is the one with the G on it." "Oh, sir." "nearly forgot." "shell DockIey's in labour." "I was there when it started." "(Screams) bloody thing!" | {
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"Get lost!" "Piss off!" "it's... ..so hot." "Did I shoot?" "I shot Nadja." "But why?" "We just had an argument." "No." "That was no argument." "That was..." "She messed everything up." "It's all her fault." "I had a feeling when I came home." "I mean..." "It's getting worse... ..at Nadja's flat..." "He comes round after work." "sits down and doesn't say a thing." "nothing. not even hello." "He sits back and waits for me to make a fuss of him." "That's what I think anyway." "If I speak to him. say hello." "then he says. "Let me just sit quietly for a minute."" "So I sit and wait." "Yes." "So we just sit in silence." "It's awful." "Yes." "No. that's only the beginning." "Then he starts asking what I've done today." "I tell him and he interrupts me before I've even said anything." ""Be honest with me!" "I can't stand your lies!"" "Yes." "I tell him I'm not lying and he should let me speak." "Then he shouts that I can't fool him." "he knows what's going on." "He thinks it's awful that I'm so dishonest." "No. of course not." "No. I haven't told him anything." "I didn't dare." "Yes." "Instead... I would just have to listen to his pathetic self-pity." "How I'm lying to him. using him..." "Then when I see his miserable face." "I just feel sorry for him again... ..because I start thinking that once upon a time." "we were great together." "Yes." "Of course I've got a guilty conscience because of you." "I don't care if you think it's stupid. I was in love with him." "What?" "Don't you start too!" "Of course I'm not anymore!" "Yes." "Then he puts his arms around me and tries to kiss me." "I can't do it." "He repulses me. I just can't do it." "And he stinks of those awful boiled sweets." "I love you and not him and it makes me sick." "I don't know how I ever could have slept with him." "Yes." "Yes. I'll tell him today." "I promise. I promise." "No. I'll call. I'll call you." "OK." "Call me. if you want." "I love you." "You. too." "Bye." "Why?" " What?" " Why?" "Why what?" "Why are you doing this to me?" "I'm sorry." "What for?" "Why are you sorry?" "I didn't want you to find out like this." "How touching!" "Well. why did you sneak in?" "I didn't sneak in." "I have a key and I came in the same way I do every day." "Give back the key." "Please!" "That's it?" "Hello?" "Later." "Not now." "I can't." "Poor you. another nosebleed." "It won't work." "Go!" "What have I done?" "How can I change?" "What?" "Go now!" "Please go!" "Get lost!" "Get out of my life!" "Leave me be!" "I hate everything about you!" "Your jealousy. your endless selfishness. your brutality." "It's no wonder that no one can stand you!" "You're always depressed." "And you blame everyone for it." "I'm such an idiot." "I actually felt guilty for months." "The guilt is killing me." "And I didn't lie to you." "It doesn't matter if I tell the truth or not. you always act wounded." "Or angry." "And you take it all out on me." "It's unbelievable that I put up with it." "You'll never hit me again." "You'll never even touch me!" "You're disgusting and pathetic..." "Get lost!" "Get out!" "Piss off!" "Wait. this isn't right." "It's so hot." "Did I shoot?" "I shot Rainer." "But why?" | {
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"Reggie!" "Reggie!" "Reggie!" "Reggie Jackson having an incredible night." "Two for two with a walk, four runs batted in, and he's already hit two home runs tonight." "Reggie!" "Reggie!" "And just listen to that crowd." "Reggie!" "Reggie!" "Reggie!" "Reggie!" "Reggie!" "Come on, Reggie!" "Hit another one!" "Hit another home run!" "Coop, he's already hit two." "It's a fly ball to right, and deep." "That's going to be way back." "And that's going to be gone!" "Yeah!" "Reggie Jackson hits his third home run of the game." "Whoo!" "All right!" "Good catch, Coop." "I can't believe it." "I mean, I totally had it, but my glasses slipped." "You know what, Remer, someday I'm going to become a big sports star, too." "Whatever you say, Coop." "You just watch me, dude." "You just watch me." "There was a time in America when contests of athletic prowess were a metaphor for the nobility of man." "Historic moments, forged by the love of the game, celebrated the human potential to achieve excellence." "But as time passed and the country neared the millennium, something went awry." " Manning rolls right." " He's got to plow to the ten, the five..." "Touchdown Dallas!" "The ideal of sportsmanship began to take a back seat to excessive celebration." "The athletes caring less about executing the play than planning the vulgar grandstanding that inevitably followed even the most pedestrian of accomplishments." "The games themselves became subordinate to the quest for money." "Stadiums and arenas became nothing more than giant billboards to promote commercial products." "Players sold their services to the highest bidder, much like the hired guns of the Old West." "Thank you." "And after playing for New England," "San Diego, Houston, St. Louis, a year for the Toronto Argonauts, plus one season as a greeter at the Desert Inn," "I'm happy to finally play here in the fine city of Miami." "Minnesota." "Whatever." "Shit." "Soon it was commonplace for entire teams to change cities in search of greater profits." "The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles, where there are no lakes." "The Oilers moved to Tennessee, where there is no oil." "The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City, where they don't allow music." "The Oakland Raiders moved to LA, and then back to Oakland." "No one in Los Angeles seemed to notice." "The search for greener pastures went on unabated." "Continued expansion diluted the talent pool, forcing owners to recruit heavily from prisons, mental institutions and Texas." "Fist fighting and brawling permeated every sport, overshadowing any athletic competition." "As the problems mounted, the fans became less and less interested." "To reverse the trend, major sports started inter-league play." "When that novelty wore off, they tried inter-sports play." "But no matter how far the major sports went, it wasn't enough to bring the fans back." "The spirit of athletic competition, however, indeed was not dead." "Its seed merely lay dormant in the dreams of the young." "You know, Remer, someday I'm going to be a big sports star." "You know, Remer, someday I'm going to own a big sports bar." "Hurry it up, Coop." "Hold on." "I just got to water the plants." "I don't want to go to a party with a bunch of losers from high school." "But, dude, this is Brittany Kaiser's house, and I really, really want to fuck her." "Dr. Kaiser." "Dr. Kaiser." "Coop and Remer." "We graduated with Brittany." "You graduated?" "Of course we graduated, cock." "Beer?" "Man, this place looks like a Dockers commercial." "Oh, hey, Steph!" "Coop!" "Remer!" "Hey, you want a beer?" "Oh, my God!" "You guys haven't changed since high school." "Oh, cool." "No, it isn't." "Cock." "Hey, Skidmark Steve!" "Oh, cool." "Hey, dude!" "You still just hanging out, playing Nintendo?" "Well, if you must know, I'm in my second year of med school and I'm training for the Summer Games." "What are you two up to?" "Just hanging out." "Playing Nintendo." "Cock." "So, you looking forward to getting out of here?" "Yeah, I'm all packed." "It should be fun." "Hi, Brittany." "Coop, Remer." "I didn't think you guys would show up." "Well, we wouldn't miss your party." "No, I mean..." "I don't remember putting you on the guest list." "Huh." "Well, uh, Ted told us about it." "Excuse me." "Ted, why would you tell those losers about my party?" "I..." "I didn't..." "What are you doing?" "Man, this party sucks." "Let's bail." "No, dude." "Let's go up to Brittany's room." "Remer!" "Come in here." "Check it out." "Brittany's underwear, dude." "Oh, dude." "Dude!" "Dude!" "Dude!" "Oh!" "Oh, I am so jealous of you." "Oh, God!" "Excuse me." "Brittany." "What are you guys doing in my mom's room?" "Aw!" "Aw!" "Aw!" "Aw!" "Get out of here!" "Uh..." "Oh, geez!" "Ugh..." "Uh..." "Derp!" "Dude, we're never going to get a chick like Brittany Kaiser, are we?" "Or any other chick." "But it's only 'cause we have no jobs, and our rent check's three months overdue, and our gas is about to get shut off." "What do girls want anyway?" "Well, apparently, not total losers." "We're pretty good at basketball." "Yeah, as long as we don't have to run or jump or dribble or nothing." "You know what I mean?" "That shit's overrated anyway." "Yeah." "Hey!" "You guys up for a little game?" "Sure." "Well, let's make it interesting." "Say 20 bucks?" "How about 50?" "You're on." "Let's go." "Let's go, here we go." "Dude, we don't have 50 bucks." "We don't have 20." "Look, it doesn't matter." "How good can they be?" "To the lane, baby!" "That's pretty!" "Oh!" "Come here, baby." "Oh, shit!" "Alley-oop!" "Alley-oop!" "Yeah!" "All right!" "Come on, ladies." "We playing or not?" "Yeah, but not that pussy ass two-on-two you guys play in the suburbs." "What, you guys got something better?" "Yeah, but it's this new game we picked up in the hood." "So, what is it?" "Okay." "Okay." "I shoot from wherever I want, right?" "And then you have to make that same shot or else you get a letter." "You mean like Horse?" "No!" "It's not like Horse!" "Duh." "It's, uh..." "It's baseball rules." "Yeah." "Like, a single's from the free throw line." "Right." "And a double's from the top of the key." "You can't shoot from the same place twice." "A triple's from back here, and a home run's from behind the meatballs." "You miss, you get an out." "Ready?" "Break!" "Whoa." "What?" "We can explain it more slowly if you need us to." "You're not big sports guys?" "No, no." "No, no, no." "We get it." "We get it, man." "Losers up first." "So, what, let me get this straight." "This is a single, right?" "Yeah, and a home run's behind the meatballs." "Come on, take your shot, guy." "What is that, man?" "Oh, that's one out." "You can't spit beer at me when I'm shooting." "That's the way we play in the hood." "I can do whatever I want to make you miss your shot." "He's right." "That's one out." "One out." "One out?" "Give me the damn ball!" "I fucked your sister." "Huh?" "Coop lines up for a double." "Okay, guys, second and third." "Coop's got a runner on third." "This could bring him home." "Yes!" "Two outs!" "God, this is..." "Come on!" "Oh!" " Ted Nugent." " Oh!" "Oh!" "Tip-in." "Double play." "That's three outs." "What?" "We're up." "That's a double play, jackass." "That's nice." "Real nice." "Bottom of the eighth." "This could almost seal it." "Oh, he made that look easy." "Damn it!" "Come on, man!" "What..." "Oh, one of Brittany's mom's pubic hairs." "Oh, God!" "Ugh!" "Come on, man!" "Dude, we win the game!" "Dude, that was a sweet psyche out." "Oh, dude, here's another one." "Oh, come here." "What the hell's up with that?" "We win, and they get the chicks." "That sucks, dude." "Dude, I'm telling you, it's jobs." "We got to get jobs." "Then we get the khakis." "Then we get the chicks." "Starting tomorrow, we got to stop playing games." "Miss it." "Steve Perry." "Steve Perry." "Yes!" "Three outs." "I'm up." "All right." "It's the bottom of the fifth." "Joseph R. Cooper?" "That's a single." "Man on first." "Are you Joe Cooper?" "Cut the crap, Squeak." "You know who I am." "Gentlemen, this form authorizes me to enter onto your property and terminate services forthwith until all delinquent payments have been generated." "What?" "Dude, he's here to shut off the gas." "Squeak, dude, you work for the gas company now?" "Gentlemen..." "Double!" "Guy on second and third." "Is your canine locked up and/or safely secured within your domicile?" "Uh, yeah." "He's at the vet getting his claws removed." "Then if you'll excuse me." "Dude, does it just suck being you?" "I'll show those guys what sucks." "Steve Perry." "Steve Perry." "I should have been gone" " Oh, yeah, he misses." " Oh, damn it." "You said no more Journey psyche outs." "Dude, I'm running out of ideas." "It should be easier than that..." "That's why we have this little short shot from over here." "Short shot." "Kind of like a bunt." "Exactly, it doesn't put any runners on base." "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, that's a sweet idea." "You lied to me!" "Again!" "Oh, right." "I guess the dog's vet appointment's tomorrow, isn't it?" "We took the cat in today." "Honest mistake, Squeak." "Sorry." "My name's not Squeak!" "All right?" "It's Kenny!" "All right, all right, all right, you little bitch." "Here, why don't you take a shot." "I don't want to take a shot." "I want to turn off your gas." "And don't call me bitch." "Okay." "Squeak." "Let's just shoot for it." "Shoot for it?" "What, are you insane?" "This is my job, you assholes." "Look, it's a good deal." "All you got to do is make a single from right here and you can shut off our gas, and we'll never call you Squeak again." "Or bitch." "Or bitch." "Or bitch." " From right here?" " Mmm-hmm." "All right." "Check this shit out." "Steve Perry." "Huh?" "Ohh..." "Tough break, Squeak." "Now you got to fetch the ball, bitch." "Come on, Squeak!" "We can win the game with this one, baby." "Bring me home." " Yes!" "That's it!" " We win the game!" "Dude, we got five runs that inning." "You know, this game is pretty badass." "All right." "Another game?" "You're up." "Top of the first." "Yo, Tyler." "I hear your sister's going out with Squeak." "What?" "Oh!" "Mark me down for another psyche out." "Hey." "I'm not going out with his sister." "Dude, that's the defense." "You got to psyche them out!" "Yeah, we've got to say totally fucked up shit to make sure the other guy misses." "Oh, right." "Okay." "Hey, wait a minute!" "Why is me going out with his sister totally fucked up?" "Yo, Pierce." "I hear your mom is going out with Squeak!" "Whoa!" "Oh, yes!" "Two outs!" "Okay, so you're going to owe one-twelfth of the rent, one-twelfth of the water bill, one-twelfth of the power bill, one-twelfth of the cable bill..." "Dude!" "Check it out." "What's that?" "It's a BASEketball." "Whoa, dude, you made a ball?" "Out of what?" "Dude, I can't believe those asswipes fired you for not shutting off our gas for six weeks." "It was losing the truck that pissed them off the most." "Well, you can camp out here for a while." "Well, this is pretty sweet." "Does this couch fold out to a bed?" "Yeah, a totally great bed." "But that's Jenkins' bed." "Your bed's over here." "Dude, that is so fucking weak!" "How am I supposed to get a chick in that?" "Oh, don't worry, dude." "You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper." "Yeah, I could." "No, dude." "You're a little bitch." "I am not!" "I don't even know why I hang out with you guys." "'Cause you're a piece of shit." "I am not a piece of shit!" "Well, yeah, but you're a little bitch." "Sure are." "God damn it, man!" "I swear, you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times," "I'm out of here!" "Yeah, whatever." "Dude, I got to show you this scoreboard I made." "Your place is a shithole anyway!" "Well, at least I'm on the team." "Yeah." "They want me..." "Joe Bryant, WIGN." "At the scene where an unusual new driveway game has captured the imagination of at least one neighborhood..." "The young and old have gathered here tonight, really enjoying this championship game..." "An entire league has sprung up around this quirky..." "The round robin, starting with 12 teams in June, now down to just two, including, we're told, the inventors of the game, childhood friends..." "It's off the rim, could be a double play." "Maxwell tips..." "Newman's try..." "No!" "Shirts have a shot at the conversion." "Remer..." "Keeps it alive." "Last chance." "Coop up..." "Good!" "They make the conversion!" "And the home run counts!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "What a game!" "The Shirts win the World Championship of BASEketball!" "Yeah!" "Gentlemen." "Gentlemen." "Gentlemen, I'm Ted Denslow." "Ted Denslow, the billionaire?" "Yes." "Anyway, I like your little game here." "How'd you like to go pro?" "BASEketball?" "I got three words for you, National BASEketball League." "We're not interested." "Now, wait a minute." "Hear me out." "Now, you kids with your loud music and your Dan Fogelberg, your Zima hula hoops and Pac Man video games, don't you see?" "People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nanoseconds." "I hear you." "Just look at these people." "Whoa!" "I can see they feel..." "Way to go, Coop." "...a certain connection with you as players." "BASEketball, we can start fresh." "Not allow teams to change cities or players to be traded." "And everybody will get paid the same!" "Just like when I was a kid, and players were treated like, like..." "Indentured servants?" "Yes!" "And the real beauty of this game is anyone can play." "Any normal Joe can be a sports hero." "Haven't you ever wanted to be a sports hero?" "Sure, once." "But that was a long time ago." "Well, if I know anything about this country," "America will go nuts for BASEketball!" "I mean America will go crazy for BASEketball!" "Help!" "Oh my God!" "Yes!" "There!" "Just listen to that crowd!" "Listen to that crowd!" "Call an ambulance!" "I say she never cared and that she never will" "To do it all again, I guess I'll have to wait until then" "If I get drunk, well, the better I'll understand my baby" "You won't bother me no more" "And if you're drinkin', well, you know that you're my friend, and I'll say" "I think I'll have myself a beer" "Ninth inning, the Beers still behind by 3 runs, and now down to their last out." "And the pressure on these players has got to be enormous." "All right, you guys, we've got one out left." "We're not beat yet, we can still win this thing." " Can we do it?" " Yeah!" " Can we do it?" " Yeah!" "And what a game these fans are seeing." "That gentleman, of course, Beers owner Ted Denslow, the father of professional BASEketball, along with his lovely new wife, Yvette." "Now shooting, number 44, Coop "Airman" Cooper!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop is heading for the triple square, and Bob Costas, this has to be one of the most exciting BASEketball games in recent memory." "Hard to believe that just five years ago this game was played only on driveways." "And it's hard to believe, just 5 years ago, those girls were only in grade school." "So Coop at the triple line, and Jansen sets up for the psyche out." "Hey, Coop!" "Be right with you, Dirk." " It's good!" " Oh, nothing but net." "Coop triples again." "He's hit for the cycle seven times tonight." "Damn, he tricked me!" "Go, Coop!" "Way to go, man!" "You're the man!" "And listen to those Foam Heads doing the Beers chug." "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Coop's on third with two down, and that brings up Squeak Scolari." "Oh, God, I knew it was going to come down to me." "I just knew it!" "Relax, dude, it's not just you." "We're a team!" "And it all comes down to just one man." "Oh, God!" "Listen to me, dude, if I could have one guy out there right now, one guy, it'd be you!" "Unfortunately, that one man is Squeak Scolari." "Oh, shit!" "Listen, pretend this is just another game." "This Denslow Cup is of course the biggest game of the season." "Oh, Christ!" "Will you turn that shit off?" "I'm so scared!" "Man, I..." "Listen to me, you little bitch!" "You either go out there and make that shot, or I'm going to shove your head so far up your fucking ass, you have to wear yourself as a hat!" "And in the dugout, Doug Remer giving his teammate some last-minute encouragement." "Now go out there and make that shot!" "Fuck!" "The talented Felon Girls appearing in their third Denslow Cup game." "Now shooting, number 23, Squeak "Little Bitch" Scolari." "Let's go" "So Squeak Scolari walks out to take the last remaining single." "Come on, bitch!" "Hey Squeak, miss it!" "Miss it!" "It's good!" "And the Beers stay alive in the ninth." "Dallas Felons owner Baxter Cain hoping for another Denslow Cup victory." "Now shooting, number 17, Doug "Sir Swish" Remer!" "Two on, two out." "Remer heads to the double line." "Hey, Remer!" "You better make sure your toe isn't over the line!" "Hey, Jansen!" "Nice psyche out, dingleberry!" "Yes!" "It's in!" "It's now a two-run game." "Dirk Jansen apparently missing another psyche out." "And everyone here at Beers Garden is on their feet." "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "And now, at a time like this, you can't help thinking about guys like John Elway." "Guys who kept coming close, and then finally got there." "If Coop can make this one, the Beers' long wait will be over." "Hey, Coop!" "Looks like your boy Denslow is about to buy the farm." "Oh!" "Whoa!" "Oh!" "He missed!" "He missed, I don't believe it." "The Felons win their 2nd consecutive Denslow Cup on the strength of a Dirk Jansen psyche out." "Aw!" "I got you, dude, I got you!" "Whoa, whoa!" "Relax, dude!" "Relax!" "What?" "Do the Happy Dance." "Why do you want me to do this?" "We just lost the game!" "Do the Happy Dance!" "Where's the singing?" "Aw!" "I don't want to sing!" "Do the singing!" "Come on, sing." "Doing the Happy Dance Doing the Happy Dance" "Shit, Denslow!" "And these Beers fans have to be disappointed." "What an unfortunate thing to happen on Dozen Egg Night." "Help me!" "Somebody help him!" "My God!" "Mrs. Denslow, if there's anything you need." "Oh, Teddy." "I can't believe it." "He just fell over." "Mrs. Denslow?" "Mrs. Denslow!" "I wish there was something I could do!" "I know, Mr. Denslow, they stopped serving them after the seventh inning." "Somebody get this man a hot dog!" "You're absolutely right, Jim." "Ted Denslow was a hero, because his vision brought BASEketball from neighborhood driveways into big arenas, but more importantly, into the hearts and TVs of America." "It's a very sad day." "Yee-haw!" "His untimely death cast an unbearable pall over an otherwise sweet victory." "Yes, and all of our hearts are with you and your family on this..." "Dirk Jansen, winner of the Winner's Warm Douche MVP Trophy." "What's your take on this stunning upset?" "I think the whole key to the game was when I psyched out Coop!" "No doubt about it!" "And all you people watching out there..." "I can't believe this guy!" "He didn't psych me out!" "Yeah, if anyone should get the psyche out it should be Denslow." "Dude, weak." "Oh, Coop, Coop." "I know this is a dark time for you, but I'd like to get your thoughts on what happened today." "Well, Tim, today I lost the big game and, uh, a dear friend." "Um, I'm feeling pretty vulnerable right now." "Uh, I don't think I should be alone." "I really need people to talk to..." "It certainly does seem to be raining shit on Joe Cooper right now." "On paper, the Beers had the far superior team with the outside shooting of Coop and the deadly accuracy of Doug Remer." "What happened out there?" "Uh, well, it was a team effort, and I guess it took every player working together to lose this one." "Thanks, Doug." "And so..." "Hey!" "Want to do an interview with me?" "No." "So another BASEketball championship is in the books." "Yet another opportunity lost for the Beers." "Man, I got to go." "Hey, Coop?" "Coop!" "Hey, what's going on?" "Coop?" "Coop!" "Hey, Coop!" "Coop, help!" "This is Tim McCarver from Beers Garden, where the Dallas Felons have defeated the Milwaukee Beers in Denslow Cup IV by the score of 13 to 11." "Everybody in?" "One at a time." "Shotgun!" "Please!" "Can we, please?" "There he is!" "Coop!" " Oh, man!" " Oh, cool." "Can we talk to him?" "Yeah, can we stay?" "There!" "There!" "Please, Miss Reed." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Hi." "Would you mind signing a couple of autographs for the kids?" "I think you're looking for the Dallas locker room, it's over there." "Oh, I know, but it was so crowded." "I mean, um, they would really rather have your autograph." "Really?" "Anyway, would you mind signing these?" "Uh, sure." "Oh." "Uh, it's nice to meet you, Miss..." "Reed." "Jenna Reed." "Joe Cooper." "Coop." "I know." "Are all these kids with you?" "Oh, yeah." "Yeah." "I've been the director of the Dream Come True Foundation since October." "Oh, the ones that grant wishes to sick and dying kids, right?" "Oh, well, we prefer to think of them as health-challenged and survival-impaired." "So, you're a big fan of BASEketball?" "No, not really." "I mean, the kids are big fans." "I try and keep them interested in things that are a little more permanent." "Permanent?" "Well, you know how professional athletes come and go these days." "Well, not in BASEketball." "There's rules against it." "Well, hello." "Oh, uh, Miss Reed, this is Remer." "Would you like a fresh pretzel?" "I baked it myself." "Oh." "Thank you." "It goes great with mustard." "Okay." "Miss Reed?" "Miss Reed?" "Dude, you didn't make that pretzel, did you?" "Of course not, but chicks like guys who can cook." "Didn't you know that?" "What?" "See, it works." "She was checking out my ass." "She wasn't checking out your ass." "All set then?" "Well, I better get these kids back." "Little Travis is getting impatient." "Hey, I love kids." "Which one's Travis?" "Here." "Heads up, big guy." "Are you all right, Travis?" "I think he's sleeping." "God, he needs a little work on the hands." " He's blind, Doug." " Ah!" "Felons fans rejoiced in their team's Denslow Cup victory with a huge celebration in downtown Dallas." "Final tally, 14 injured, three dead." "And on a sad note, the sports world was devastated tonight by the passing of Ted Denslow." "By all accounts, the late Beers owner seemed to be the only one surprised by his death." "And it appears time just finally ran out for the old cocksucker." "Theodore Denslow, dead at 85." "His hairpiece was 24." "These chaps I wore in Rooting Tooting Rhythm" "I bequeath to my nephew Herman." "Hope he looks as snappy in them as I did." "And this poncho that kept me dry during the filming of..." "Mrs. Denslow?" "Baxter Cain." "May I sit down?" "Of course." "My deepest sympathy on your great loss." "Thank you, Mr. Cain." "My valuable hand-painted plate commemorating the Pope's visit to Dodger Stadium, I leave to my niece Susan." "Limited edition, signed in the mold, with a photocopied certificate of authenticity." "Jenna." "This six-shooter I wore..." "What are you doing here?" "Well, I'm not sure." "I got this letter." "Yeah, yeah, me, too." "And the toothbrush used to clean the oats..." "Clumsy idiot!" "Where's the body?" "They buried him two days ago." "This is the will reading." "Oh." "Well, in that case..." "These are for you, Jenna." "Now as a special gift of charity," "I bequeath these season tickets to the Dream Come True Foundation." "Thank you." "I want you to know I had nothing but respect for your late husband." "Unfortunately, he was the one person who stood in the way of making any kind of changes in BASEketball that might increase the owner's profits." "I can't imagine what he had against making money." "I trust that quality isn't sexually transmitted." "That's pretty sweet, huh?" "Yeah." "The kids will be very excited." "Especially little Joey." "Joey?" "Well, he's such a big fan of yours." "You know, he's going into the hospital next week, and he had begged me to ask you if you'd come by for a visit sometime, but, you know what, it's not a good idea." "Oh, I'd love to come by." "Hey, I'll come by." "I like hospitals." "No, you don't." "You like Taco Bell." "No, really, I went to this hospital one time in France and got together with this really hot chick." "Dude, that was a hostel." "Oh, yeah." "And finally, of course, my beloved Beers," "I bequeath controlling interest to Joseph R. Cooper." "Yes!" "We own the team!" "I gave him the best three months of my life." "Sweet!" "Way to go, dude!" "And, Coop?" "Yes, Mr. Denslow?" "I know you have it in you to lead the Beers to victory this season, because if you don't, the team reverts to Yvette." "Don't feel badly about losing the team." "I believe this is merely a temporary situation." "Thank you, Mr. Cain." "It's nice to have a strong, handsome man like you on my side." "Well, yes." "I'd love to discuss this further with you." "Why don't you visit sometime?" "Maybe we could, uh, lay some carpet, if you know what I mean." "At this time, I'd like to ask everyone to leave the room, so I can have a private moment with Coop." "Now that we're alone, Coop, there's something I wanna tell you." "Remember when you had the crabs, and the only thing that made you feel better was this lotion?" "Well, I found another use for it." "It feels so good, it makes me wanna sing." "Just like that night we spent in the tattoo parlor in Chicago." "Come on, baby." "I'm too sexy for my shirt" "Too sexy for my shirt" "So sexy it hurts" "And I'm too sexy for my car" "Too sexy for my car" "Too sexy by far" "You getting this?" "That's two rooms done." "Boy, those corners are tricky." "You've done a fine job, Yvette." "Now, as I was saying, I think I've come up with a plan to make sure that Coop never wins that Denslow Cup." "Oh." "So, then the team will be mine?" "Yes." "That's wonderful, Baxter." "Do you want me to move on to the conference room?" "Uh, no." "Not yet." "But, you know, I think my lobby could use a good buffing, if you know what I mean." "Mmm." "I know exactly what you mean." "Oh!" "Oh, no, no, no!" "Oh, God!" "God, I can't do this shit!" "And the Beers coming up to bat for the first time in this season opener against Miami, a game they have dedicated to Ted Denslow." "The team wearing black in memory of the late Beers owner." "The Beers cheerleaders also mourning the loss." "Mmm." "Hmm." "Mmm?" "Dude, it's a whole different ballgame now that you own the team." "Yeah." "I was just thinking." "Denslow was right." "This season could be different." "We just gotta kick some ass." "We're playing to keep this team." "You up for it?" "Dude, I'm in." "All or nothing." "And joining us in the booth this evening, big fan of BASEketball, Tony Nocciolino, who plays, as you know, Latino cut-up Scooter on the new hit comedy series, What's the Difference, airing between Recycled Junk, starring Lisa Campbell," "and Same Old Crap, featuring teen heartthrob Mark Svenson." "All part of the great fall line-up on our network's "Who gives a rat's ass?" Thursdays." "And, Tony, it is great to have you with us." "So, Miami takes the field, and we're underway here tonight." "Coop steps into the single square." "Bonehead!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "It's good." "And the Beers are off to a promising start tonight." "And this game is made all the more special by the fact it's Free-Range Chicken Night." "The Beers up by two, but the Dealers are threatening here with one out, and that brings up Enrique Hernandez." "Psyche out!" "Psyche out!" "Psyche out!" "Psyche out!" "Psyche out!" "Hernandez, look." "It's fat liposuctioned out of Marlon Brando's ass." "Uh..." "Aw!" "No." "What am I doing here?" "Aw!" "It's all salty and warm." "Oh, why would I do this?" "Aw!" "This guy ate a lot of pork." "Aw!" "Muy bueno!" "Damn it!" "Dude, I thought it was a killer psyche out." "Really?" "So sick." "Shake it off." "Shake it off." "I got this guy." "Yo, Gomez." "Psyche out!" "Got milk?" "Oh, yeah, you like that, don't you?" " Coop tips, and it's good!" " Double play." "Beers win." "And Remer still nailing down that psyche out." "Dude, we totally kicked ass." "Yeah, and this is just a start." "Doug, could you sign my chicken?" "Joe Cooper." "Baxter Cain." "Oh, Cain." "Yeah, Denslow told me about you." "I want to take this opportunity to welcome you to our community of owners." "And if there's anything that you need, don't hesitate to ask." "Thanks, dude." "Later." "Oh, Coop, we're going to be voting next week on making some changes in BASEketball's rules." "I want to be able to tell the others that you're with us." "Why?" "I think BASEketball's fine the way it is." "Of course, in some respects." "But until we allow teams to move cities and players to change teams and take advantage of lucrative corporate tie-ins," "I'm afraid you and your colleagues are going to have to continue working for..." "Chicken poo?" "Ugh!" "Feed." "Chicken feed." "Coop, the ball is in your court." "In order for those rules to change, every owner has to vote yes." "And Denslow was already filthy rich." "He didn't need the changes." "But you do." "Look, I appreciate what you're saying, but you're asking me to go against every reason we created this game." "Well, before you make any hasty decisions," "I suggest you discuss it with your teammate." "I don't have to." "We're best friends." "We think alike." "Look, I'm sorry, but if you want unanimous consent, you're gonna have to get it from one of the other owners." "Are we gonna kick their ass?" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "We gonna take these mooks out or what?" "Yeah!" "Let me handle this one!" "In the river, baby!" "No doubt about it!" "Come on!" "Yo, Coop!" "Your mother's a terrible cook!" "Oh, yeah!" "Damn!" "Pew, pew, pew!" "I'm gonna kick your ass, man." "Easy." "Can't gross me out, Remer." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, check out Coop." "Hey, Zane," "I wanna feel you deep inside me." "Oh!" "Yes!" "You can't do that!" "That's not fair, man!" "Ooh!" "Oh, come on, Zane." "That was..." "That was fair, you know." "Come on." "Let's play ball." "Hey, Watson, have you seen those, uh, beer commercials, how to speak San Franciscan?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Vagina!" "Not fair!" "That's bullshit, man!" "No." "That wasn't a gay joke." "That was an Australian joke." "Aw!" "Aw!" "Shoot 'em up Shoot 'em up, boys" "Bang, bang Whoo, whoo" "Yeah, ride 'em, ride 'em Ride 'em, ride 'em" "Come on, let's do it!" "All right." "What do we always say?" " One, two, three..." " Fuck the Mexicans!" "Guess I'll take my shot now." "Sure hope I make it, so I can get home quick and smack my wife in the eye, yepper." "Shut up, Remer." "Shut your mouth, bitch." "I'll..." "Yeah!" "Yes!" "All right!" "Take that, Remer!" "Aw, shit!" "Oh, my eye!" "My eye!" "You're sick, Cooper!" "Yeah!" "Whoo-hoo-hoo!" ""If a woman wants a mate who is responsive," ""she will reveal to him the secret of a woman's duality." ""She will tell him about the interior woman," ""that one who added to herself makes two."" "Hi." "I didn't expect that you'd come." "I just thought I'd come say hi to our little friend Joey." "Oh." "Well, you know what, he's sleeping, and I really wanted to finish this book." "Well, maybe it'll make him feel better." "Uh, well..." "Joey?" "Joey?" "Look who's here." "My biological father?" "No, dude, it's me, Joe Cooper." "Coop?" "Coop, is it really you?" "Yeah, it's me." "Wow." "I watched all your road games." "Your psyche outs were the best." "Thanks, dude." "Right on." "Coop, what's a "vagina"?" "Uh, so, uh, what seems to be the problem with you, guy?" "I'm..." "I'm going to die." "Well, we're all gonna die." "Yeah, but not this week." "Joey, what did I tell you about staying positive?" "Besides, your donor liver's due to arrive today." "Oh, hey, look what I brought you." "Wow!" "A La-Z-Boy!" "Yeah, I made it myself, you know." "If I had a nickel for every time this ball pulled me out of a tight spot," "I'd have a shitload of nickels." "Gee, Coop, I wanna be just like you when I grow up." "Here's your decaf mocha, Jenna." "Just like you take it, non-fat milk, low fat whipped cream, and a little sprinkle of cinnamon." "Thank you, Doug." "And I baked you fresh poppy seed muffins, too." "Oh." "Give me a break." "Poppy seed muffins." "I thought you had your electrolysis appointment this morning." "I did." "Here." "Look." "Check it out." "Hey, listen, partner," "I talked to the people at the Dream Come True Foundation, and they want to make your last wish..." "Your..." "Well, they want to make your dream come true, as long as it doesn't involve, like, a miracle cure or something like that." "Well, hell, the guys on death row only get a meal, right?" "Uh, so..." "So, what's your dream?" "Well, I've always dreamed of big game hunting." "How about killing an endangered species, like a bald eagle or a giant panda?" "Well, Joey, I don't think that's in the true spirit of the Foundation." "Well, then, how about poisoning the reservoir?" "I know." "How about throwing flesh-eating fish into a public swimming pool?" "I don't think you're quite getting the point, dude." "Come on, Joey." "Search your heart." "What's the one thing that you want more than anything else in the world?" "Chelsea Clinton." "That's a pretty tall order, dude." "You'd have a better shot at Bill." "You have any backup dreams?" "Well, there is one other thing." "Could I just once..." "Could I hang out with the team?" "Just spend a day with the Beers." "Could I, Coop?" "Oh, I don't know." "And Miss Reed, too." "No!" "No!" "No!" "Down the hatch." "Bartender." "This has been so fun." "I feel like I'm gonna puke all over the bar." "Oh, look, Jerry Springer." "Here she is, your daughter-in-law, who..." "No." "She's my son's wife." "Get that." "Whoa!" "Nicole." "Let's say hi to Nicole." "Okay." "Okay." "We'll drink every time a fight breaks out." "All right." "All right." "Jerry!" "Jerry!" "Jerry!" "Jerry!" "Hey, you bitch!" "Oh, fight, fight, fight." "Back off, bitch!" "Oh, you want some of this?" "Come on!" "You fat..." "Fight!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "I'm gonna kill you!" "You see, Joey, dreams really do come true." "You're the best, Coop." "Yeah." "Oh, man, it's late." "We've got a game tonight." "And you've got that big liver operation." "Yeah, but..." "What, dude?" "Don't worry." "You're gonna be fine." "I just know I could pull through if..." "If what, dude?" "Joey, you just say it and Coop will do it." "Could you, Coop?" "Do you think you could hit a home run for me in tonight's game?" "Well, dude..." "Come on, Coop." "It's not like he's asking you to hit two home runs." "Two?" "Can you hit two home runs?" "Of course he could." "This is Coop Cooper you're talking about here." "Hell, he could hit three home runs if he wanted to, huh, Coop?" "Three?" "All right." "Remer, can I talk to you over there real quick?" "Thanks." "Hey, you know, Joey, I've hit my fair share of home runs, too." "That's nice, but Coop's gonna hit three home runs for me." "That's great, Joey." "I think Coop's the greatest guy in the whole wide world." "Yeah, he's a major dude, all right." "Hey, I feel much better now." "Mr. Squeak?" "What?" "What grade are you in?" "Hey, anybody call a taxi?" "Yeah, I called a taxi." "We gotta get going if I'm gonna hit those three home runs." "Don't you worry." "From now on, everything's gonna be A-okay." "Gee, Coop, this is the best day of my entire life." "Oh!" "Ow!" "Oh, my, what a story this is." "Little Joey Thomas undergoing a lifesaving operation tonight." "The fans here, of course, all wearing yellow ribbons in support of this brave little boy." "And his hero, Joe Cooper, promising to hit three home runs, a promise that could mean the difference between life and death for this brave little boy." "Hey, Pete, what's the matter with Coop tonight?" "I don't know, but he's 1 for 11 and he smells like Christian Slater." "Coop in the home run circle, getting ready to take his shot." "It's up." "It's good!" "Coop sinks his second home run of the game." "His blood sugar's way up since yesterday." "Has there been any change in his fluid intake?" "Sweet Jesus!" "His sodium level's through the roof!" "It's the strangest thing." "He's eight years old, and he smells like Robert Downey Jr." "Ninth inning." "Everyone's stomach in knots here as Coop steps up for his last at bat." "Coop!" "Coop!" "One more chance for that third home run." "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Hey, she's here, man, that girl from the bar." "That's a guy." "What?" "A guy?" "Yeah, that's a dude." "No way, you're just saying that 'cause you want her for yourself." "No, dude, I'm saying that because she's a guy." "It's impossible." "Just look at her." "She's got the cutest little upturned nose, the softest lips, the sweetest Adam's apple." "Yeah." "I think I can smell her perfume from here." "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop calls for quiet." "One more chance for that third home run." "He's in deep focus out there, Bob." "This obviously means a lot to him." "He shoots!" "It's going, going..." "Looks like Coop has made a dream come true for a very brave little..." "Wow." "The Lord must really have it in for that little boy." "Oh, why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Come on, Coop." "It's over." "Poor Joey." "Why?" "I'm sorry, dude." "If you're looking for Joey Thomas, he's been moved next door." "Oh." "Hey!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Gentlemen, he's in this room." "Joey!" "Joey!" "I'm here for you, dude." "The operation went fine." "I mean, just after your game, we thought he was suffocating." "He kept screaming, "Choke!" "Choke!"" "Then he lost consciousness." "He'll be fine in the morning." "But don't stay too long." "He needs his sleep." "Joey, I'm sorry I missed that third home run." "But remember how I said that dreams really do come true?" "Well, they don't." "Coop, he's awake!" "I think he's trying to tell you something." "What is it, Joey?" "What?" "Hey, he's turning blue." "Oh, my God!" "This poor kid's freezing." "He needs a blanket." "Where's a blanket?" "Sir, sir." "Can I borrow your blanket?" "Don't worry, I'm here for you too, Joey." "Sir, let me borrow your blanket!" "Here you go, little buddy." "This should keep you warm." "Holy mother of God!" "He's flatlining!" " You killed him." " Oh, my God!" "I didn't kill him." "Dude, you missed the third home run and you killed him." "No!" "No, I'm not going to give up on this kid!" " Coop, calm down, man." " Come on, Joey." "Come back to me." "Coop, get a hold of yourself." "Coop, no!" "Leave me alone!" "Live, damn it!" "Live!" "What the hell are you doing?" "Where are those little heart paddle things that George Clooney uses?" " Not those." " Dude, let's just bail." "Give me these things." "You're gonna kill him!" "Clear!" "Clear!" "No pulse, Coop." "Crank up the voltage." "10,000 volts." "Clear!" "Clear!" "Up it to 15,000!" "15,000 volts." "No!" "Clear!" "Coop, do you know what you're doing?" "What's it look like?" "An execution?" "Damn it, man!" "I'm trying to save an innocent life!" "I'm giving it all I've got, Captain." "I love you, always have." "Clear!" "This isn't working." "We gotta try open heart massage." "I need a rib separator and a scalpel." "Where do I cut?" "Start in the middle and work your way around." "He's a flat-liner." "Code blue, Nurse!" "Seventy ccs of sodium pentothal, stat!" "I didn't kill him." "Get away from him." "Get out of here." "Cardiac syringe coming through!" "Hard left!" "Hard left!" "What the..." "Reggie Jackson having an incredible night." "Reggie!" "Reggie!" "Two for two with a walk, four runs batted in, and he's already hit two home runs tonight." "And you have to wonder just what Charlie Hough must be thinking as Reggie steps into the box here in the eighth." "Reggie!" "Reggie!" " There's a fly ball..." " Nature's fury when man and beast collide on the back roads and byways of America." "Aw!" "Aw!" "Aw!" "I can't believe those assholes taped over the game." "Aw!" "Aw!" "Aw!" "Jenna." "Hi." "Oh, I hope I'm not interrupting anything." "No, no, I was just, uh, fixing clam chowder." "Uh, come in." "Well, when you weren't at the hospital, I came right over." "Apparently, there was some sort of terrorist attack on the post-op ward." "Terrorist?" "Yeah." "Evidently, they were disguised as BASEketball players." "They went on some sort of rampage, and I was so worried about Joey." "Was he, uh..." "Is he..." "Oh, he's fine." "He came through the operation with flying colors." "All right!" "With that new liver, he should be peeing like a champ in no time, huh?" "That's kidneys, Coop." "Oh." "Hmm." "Well, uh, have a seat." "I just wanted to stop by and thank you for all that you've done for Joey." "Oh, it's nothing." "I'm sure he's going to remember this day for the rest of his life." "Yeah, I don't doubt that." "Oh!" "What a great picture." "Look at you guys." "You seem so happy." "Yeah, I..." "I guess we were." "We were just best friends playing ball in the driveway, you know?" "Next thing I know, I'm on ESPN and Wheaties boxes." "And I guess that's all pretty sweet." "But nowadays, since Denslow's been gone," "I'm in charge of the team, and the whole league now." "Sometimes I forget why I play the game." "Why do you play it, Coop?" "Mr. October." "The guy in the Chippendales calendar?" "No, that was Dwayne Zackemore." "I mean, whoever it was that month." "I, uh..." "I'm talking about Reggie Jackson." "I saw him play in a World Series once." "He hit three home runs in one game." "I caught the third one in the stands." "I remember growing up, it meant so much to me." "All I ever dreamed of was to be that guy, have that one shining moment." "Be a hero." "You already are a hero, Coop." "You've won these kids' hearts, but..." "What?" "Well, I'm just worried about getting attached." "I mean, the kids getting attached." "I don't want them to be hurt." "Jenna, I would never do anything to hurt these kids." "But what Joey really needs to know is where are you going to be next year?" "Right here." "And the next year, and the year after that." "Right up until Joey grows up and gets a driver's license and starts going out with girls and meets the right one and forgets about BASEketball altogether." "Goes home, does some push-ups, fucks the sleeve of his favorite jacket." "What?" "Huh?" "I'm just saying we'll be here for Joey." "I promise." "Oh, Coop, I want to believe you." "I want to believe you more than anything..." "Yo, Coop, check out all this cool shit we got at the hospital!" "Ooh, hey, Jenna." "Hey, Doug." "Wow." "You're looking a little flushed." "Do you have a temperature?" "No." "I'm..." "I'm fine." "Here, open your blouse and say, "Ah."" "Remer!" "Doug, I..." "I got to go." "No, Jenna..." "Aw!" "Yeah, I'm sorry." "I got to go." "Jenna!" "Aw!" "Aw!" "Thanks a lot, Dr. Dickhead." "You totally fucked me there." "Dude, relax." "It was just a joke." "Dude, why don't you give it up." "She doesn't even like you." "Oh, you think she has the hots for you?" "Shit, Squeak here has a better chance with her than you do." "Hey, you think?" "That's low, you son of a bitch." "What?" "Why is that low?" "Dude, I know you're feeling jealous right now, but you can't blame me because I have a sweet ass." "I can't help it." "I'm doing the Happy Dance." "Doing the Happy Dance." "Does this thing work?" "Mmm-hmm." "Yeah." "Can you hear me in this?" "Oh." "Yeah, yeah." "This is cool, here." "Check it out." "Asshole!" "Do you want to get a sandwich?" "Yeah, let's get a sandwich." "Yeah, let's get a sandwich." "Goddamn." "Ugh!" "Mr. Cain, Doug Remer is here to see you." "Remer?" "I thought I asked him to come tomorrow." "Well, yes, sir, but he's here now in the trophy room." " The trophy room?" " Mr. Cain..." "Mr. Cain?" "Mr. Cain?" "This is sweet." "Mr. Remer." "Oh, hey." "Mr. Cain." "I see you've been admiring my little museum." "Is..." "Is that really..." "Yes." "When I see something I want, I get it." "Remind me the next time you're here to show you the prize in the whole collection." "My autographed Ty Cobb bat." "I'm planning to expand the museum out here next year." "Killer setup, Mr. Cain." "What do you pay in rent here?" "Nothing." "I own it." "Oh, that reminds me." "Can you break a 20?" "What, dollars?" "I didn't think so." "Let me get straight to the point, Don." "May I call you Don?" "Yeah, I guess so." "Don, when I see one of BASEketball's hottest stars with less than $20 in his pocket, driving an American car and sharing a small house with two other guys, you know what that says to me?" "Homos?" "No." "No, no." "It says you're underappreciated." "And underpaid!" "Oh, yeah, I mean, I guess we are underpaid." "Well, I want to change all that." "Players of your caliber should be making the big bucks." "Don't you agree?" "Remer!" "Remer!" "Try to stay with me on this, all right?" "All right." "Now, last week, I tried to get Coop to agree to certain rule changes that would make you millions." "Me?" "Millions?" "Uh-huh." "Now listen carefully." "Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando?" "Hardly." "He made his fortune moving to LA." "You know how much he makes now?" "As much as he made playing in college?" "What?" "No!" "A lot more, big money." "And you can, too!" "Would I have to quit BASEketball?" "What?" "No!" "I need you to get Coop to go along!" "He'd have to quit BASEketball, too?" "Did I just fart?" "Top of the seventh, and those cheers you're hearing are from the nearly 15,000 on hand here for Anal Probe Night." "So, two outs, and Doug Remer heading for the triple square." "He's 0 for 12 so far tonight." "In fact, with the exception of Coop, the Beers are ice cold." "Oh, man, that doesn't even qualify as an air ball!" "And the Beers are gone in the seventh." "The Aliens now coming up with the top of their order, which, if you're scoring at home, is the same three guys who came up last inning." "All right, what the hell's going on?" "You guys are lying down out there!" "Oh, I get it." "You guys are pissed off." "Uh, why?" "Dude, you turned down Cain's offer without even talking to us." "Mmm-hmm." "Yeah." "All right, what do you want, dude?" "Dude, what do you think?" "We invented this game together, but you get to control everything." "Listen, Cain has some pretty good ideas..." "Dude, Denslow gave me the team, all right?" "I already told Cain no." "Dude, I'm sure Denslow is happy in his little worm farm but..." "Dude, I'm not going to do it." "All right, dude, listen to me carefully." "Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando?" "No, he got rich playing in college." "Everybody knows that." "Dude, it's not about the money." "It's about tradition." "Look, think about the greats who have played this game." "It's because of them." "It's because of us, that I can't bow down to a guy like Cain." "Dude, that's easy for you to say, because you got the team!" "We got jack shit!" "Even Squeak is pissed off!" "Oh, hell, I never really minded..." "Shut up, bitch!" "Dude, quit thinking about yourself for a change!" "Dude, I'm not gonna cave in." "End of story, dude." "Dude." "Dude!" "Dude!" "Dude!" "Dude!" "Dude!" "Dude!" "Dude." "Well, I guess you've got a point there." "All right, look, maybe I was wrong." "From now on, we're full partners." "Really?" "And you guys." "From now on, you all own part of the team, too." "Really?" "You'd be willing to do that for us?" "Yeah, and that's not all." "I'm talking prime equity stock options, comprehensive health care, full dental, traveling HMO, and the first 20 weeks of psychiatric care free of charge, the way it should be!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Come on down!" "Who wants them?" "Yes!" "Go, Beers!" "Hey, Smitz, you wanna see a scary face?" "Yeah!" "What?" "Dude!" "Hey!" "He can't do that!" "Oh, shit!" "There were four of them in the corral." "The once-proud beast, the broken girl, her mother, and finally, the man they called the Whisperer." "The woman stared hopefully into the ancient cowboy's weathered face." ""Can you help her?" "Lady, I repair cows, not people."" "His disjointed voice seemed to be coming from afar..." "And the Beers win their tenth consecutive game." "I don't know what's happening..." "Who's this bimbo Coop's got the hots for?" "Oh, that's Jenna Reed." "She's the director of some kids' charity," "Um, Dream Come True Foundation." "Oh." "I know six men on their board of directors." "Baxter Cain is not going quietly into the good night." "Hey, Baxter?" "Who's Ty Cobb?" "Hmm?" "Oh, my God!" "Did I just fart?" "Ninth inning." "Beers just one out away from making the playoffs." "They'll have to get by Big Ed Tuttle and the LA Riots to ice this one." "That's him, Squeak." "That's Tuttle." "He's been talking some serious shit about you all night." "What?" "Yeah, he told everyone that he caught you jacking off in the bathroom before the game." "He saw that?" "You got to get this guy, Squeak." "Look at him, man." "He..." "He's huge!" "You want me to psyche him out?" "Dude, he'll never expect it coming from you." "Here, say this." "I'm not going to remember all that!" "All right, here then." "C'mon, this is for the playoffs, dude." "You get this guy, and we're in!" "Don't worry, we've got your back!" "Oh, my God." "Hey, Tuttle!" "Yeah?" "Your mother's deaf." "My mother's dead, you little twerp." "I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot." "Unbelievable!" "The Beers win!" "Yes!" "Sweet!" "Good going!" "The Beers have done it!" "Dude!" "Sweet!" "Yes!" "Talkin' away" "I don't know what's left to say" "I'll say it anyway" "The Beers win a spot in the playoffs by beating Los Angeles on an unlikely psyche out by Squeak Scolari." "Take on me" "Dude, he is pissed!" "I didn't go over the line on that, did I?" "No, not at all." "Don't worry about it, dude." "Jenna!" "Jenna!" "Hey, you missed it." "We won!" "We kicked ass!" "Let them flow, baby, we're in the playoffs!" "Yeah, let the tears come." "You're going to make me start crying now." "No..." "I know, I guess this really is emotional." "Should we do it?" "Should we just cry?" "I think we should, I mean, no one's watching." "We won the game, we've got friends, we've got everything!" "Will you stop that?" "I'm not crying because I'm happy." "I just got the news." "Our funding has been cut." "They're going to close the Foundation." "Can they do that?" "Those poor kids." "We can't let this happen." "We got to do something!" "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come and ruin your big night." "I'm sorry!" "No, Jenna." "Jenna, wait." "Gentlemen!" "Mr. Cain." "I couldn't help but overhear your conversation with Miss Reed." "Dude, what are you doing here?" "Oh, I jet here, I jet there." "Anyway, I just wanted to assure you, there's no reason for your girlfriend's foundation to go into Chapter 11." "Or for that matter, 12, 13 or 14." "Uh, but I think I may have a solution to her problem." "Here." "It's a time-tested moneymaker." "Every athlete does it." "You want me to have bigger titties?" "What?" "No, no." "The clothing line." "A Beers clothing line." "No, dude, that's against the BASEketball bylaws." "Not if the proceeds go to charity." "Think about it." "Miss Reed's foundation will never have to worry about funding again." "Awesome, dude!" "I think we should definitely do it!" "Excuse us." "Look, will you let me do the talking here?" "There's no way I'm doing any kind of deal with this piece of shit." "Wait, I thought it was we." "Remember, it's not just up to you anymore." "All right, well, we can come up with a better way to get money for Jenna." "Like how?" "See?" "Thought so." "Mr. Cain?" "Hmm?" "As part owner of the Beers, I'd just like to say, where do I sign?" "Congratulations, Don." "This is going to change your life." "I look out for my womens!" "Now before we discuss fabric or color, we got to decide where we can make this stuff cheap." "Freedom!" "Freedom!" "Right." "We'll do a big media blitz." "And don't worry about Coop." "He'll come around." "Hi there, I'm Dan Patrick." "And I'm Kenny Mayne." "With the first seven months of the BASEketball post-season out of the way, the playoff picture is now starting to emerge." "So, with last night's victory over Boston, next week the Beers must beat Indianapolis in order to advance to Charlotte." "That's in an effort to reduce their magic number to three." "Right, and then, the Beers can advance to the National Eastern Division North to play Tampa." "So, if the Beers beat Detroit, and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto." "Then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round-robin." "And if no clear winner emerges from all this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion is crowned." "Right." "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "After the grueling regular BASEketball season, we're now in month nine of the playoffs." "No, Daddy, don't touch me there!" "The Beers, vying with San Francisco for a slot in the Denslow Cup game." "Ninth inning, Ferries up by one, Coop steps in." "It's back, way back." "Good!" "Home run!" "Coop ties it up!" "That could mean extra innings." "Yeah!" "What's this guy?" "He's my entertainment lawyer." "He's helping me with my movie contract." "Oh, now you're such a big shot, you're gonna act in a Hollywood movie?" "Fucking sellout." "Now shooting, number 17," "Doug "Sir Swish" Remer!" "Beers win!" "Beers win!" "And the Beers have done it!" "They're on their way to the Denslow Cup!" "Dude, who is that?" "Who's it look like?" "Victoria Silvstedt, Playmate of the Year." "Hello!" "Victoria Silvstedt, Playmate of the Year!" "What's that?" "It's a commitment ring." "What, for Jenna?" "Yeah." "I'm letting her know that I'm ready to consider thinking about dating her exclusively." "Well, I'm giving Jenna a pre-commitment ring." "It's a promise to pledge that we'll think about getting engaged just as soon as we're ready to make a commitment." "What the hell are you talking about?" "You don't care about Jenna!" "You were just in a hot tub naked with Victoria Silvstedt, Playmate of the Year!" "You know what?" "That hurts, man." "That really hurts." "My clothing line is single-handedly saving Jenna's foundation." "Oh, sorry, I forgot how much Doug Remer cares about kids." "Gentlemen?" "Mr. Cain." "Hate to interrupt your celebration, but I have something you might be interested in." "Go ahead, don't be shy." "It concerns you." "Open it!" "I think you'll find it interesting." "What's that old saying..." ""A penny saved is a penny earned"?" ""Don't eat cheese before noon..." Shut up!" "How about, "One picture is worth a thousand words."" " Oh, that's a good one!" " God, these are awful!" "What kind of lowlife scum would use children this way?" "You would." "Me?" "Never!" "Gentlemen, those are pictures of the Beers clothing line being made in" "Calcutta." "Oh, just great!" "Of course, if they ever get out, the Beers, and your girlfriend's little foundation, would be ruined." "Yipes!" "But, rest assured, there's no reason to be panicked." "Those pictures never have to see the light of day, if..." "If what?" "If you two miss the next Beers game." "Dude, the next game is the Denslow Cup!" "I can see you've been reading the papers." "Listen, boys, just do as I say." "You play ball, and you'll be just fine." "I thought you said you didn't want us to play ball." "I want you to play ball with me." "You want us to play for Dallas?" "Huh?" "Huh!" "Huh." "Oh, I get it." "You don't want us to show up at the game at all!" "Of course, you numbskulls!" "It's called blackmail!" "Good evening." "God damn it, Remer, I told you this was going to happen, didn't I?" "Hey, if you would have agreed to Cain's changes in the first place, it never would have gotten this far!" "Dude, because of you, Jenna's foundation is totally screwed!" "Me?" "I was the one trying to..." "Oh, there you are!" "Jenna!" " I saw the pictures!" " This is awful!" "It's going to mean the end of the Foundation." "You know, it's not endowed like..." "Well, like..." "Jenna, I can explain." "Yes, it was his fault." "Me?" "This is your mess, Remer." "I should've kept the team to myself!" "Dude, I just don't know you anymore!" "Enough!" "Look at yourselves." "You're just typical men, with humongous egos!" "You're like every other pro athlete." "I should have kept those kids away from you." "Their little lives are ruined and all you can do is argue about who is the bigger penis?" "I mean, child." "Long wanger." "Oh." "Throbbing cock." "God, I don't even know what I mean anymore!" "Jenna, wait!" "You've got to believe us, Jenna!" "It was all Coop's fault!" "Dude, could I talk to you over here?" "Mmm-hmm." "You know something, Pig Fucker?" "Can I call you Pig Fucker?" "No, only my friends can call me Pig Fucker." "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!" "You know what, Coop?" "You're not my best friend anymore." "How do you like that?" "I love it!" "Good, I'm glad!" "I'm sick of playing second fiddle to you, and you getting all the recognition." "I'm getting myself a new best friend." "Wake up, bitch." "You're my new best friend." "Really?" "What?" "Are we going to the zoo?" "Fine!" "I don't need you." "I'll get myself a new best friend, too!" "So, go ahead." "Go back to your fancy cars, and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, and Victoria Silvstedt, Playmate of the Year..." "Fuck!" "Your life is spinning out of control" "Seems the whole world is out to get you" "Everything is wrong Nothing seems right" "There's a sinking feeling inside" "Even your best friend has turned his back" "But you can't let it bring you down" "No, you've got to fight" "'Cause you try, but you can't let go" "It's when you're down that you got to get up" "Don't let 'em walk all over your face" "Stand up for yourself And make everything right again" "Even if some guy's trying to blackmail you" "And your girlfriend thinks you suck" "It's up to you to let them know" "That it was all just part of some rich guy's evil plan" "Look out ahead There's a truck changing lanes" "You got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip" "And those warts on your dick aren't going to go away" "Unless you start using topical cream every day" "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Calcutta International Airport, where it is currently 95 degrees with a light drizzle." "We hope you enjoy your stay here in lovely Calcutta." "Taxi!" "Amoka, come on!" "Ugh!" "Driver, I'm in a hurry!" "Look, just take me to 7-1-1..." "Aw!" "Here you are, Beerswear Factory." "Hey, you, is this..." "I'm sorry, no entrance." "Who the hell are you?" "I factory manager." "Who you?" "I Joe Cooper." "I mean, I'm Joe Cooper." "Wait, Mr. Cooper, you must put on hard hat!" "Oh, this is awful." "Oh, this isn't good!" "Do any authorities know about this?" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Wait, Mr. Cooper, wait." "Wait please, Mr. Cooper!" "Put that down!" "A young man." "His whole life in front of him disappears." "A familiar story, yes." "But this is no ordinary Joe." "Joseph R. Cooper, perhaps the most loved sports figure in the country, vanished." "According to Mrs. Elsie Melcher, a neighbor who asked not to be identified," "Joe Cooper left his house two weeks ago." "According to Angelique Bones, a nosy bitch who lives up the street, he took with him only a toothbrush, a wallet, a steamer trunk and a plane ticket to Calcutta." "Police theorize several possible scenarios of what happened to the man affectionately known to the world as "Coop."" "Oh, I don't know where the hell he is." "For all I care, he could be hanging by his neck in his fucking closet." "Scenario Number One." "He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet." "The night before his disappearance," "Coop's girlfriend had paid him a visit." "According to friends, they had quarreled." "If you're looking for Joe Cooper," "I suggest you look wherever you find the most heinous, blatant and vile exploitation of children on the planet." "Scenario Number Two." "Coop went to Disney World." "Here's a photograph of Joe Cooper taken just days before his disappearance." "And here's a computer-enhanced simulation of what he might look like today." "From Milwaukee, Wisconsin, on the shores of Lake Michigan, it's the Denslow Cup, where the defending champions, the Dallas Felons, meet their perennial challengers, the Milwaukee Beers." "Hello, I'm Al Michaels along with Bob Costas inviting you to join us here at Beers Garden for Denslow Cup V." "And we're in for a classic battle tonight." "You're absolutely right about that, Al." "We have over a hundred million people throughout the world tuned in to see this game." "Many of them, of course, with no understanding of the sport itself, but nonetheless fascinated by the flickering images and the bright, pretty colors." "And high up in the stands, pyrotechnic expert Sergio "Lucky" Ferouch is readying another spectacular halftime fireworks display." "All right, you guys." "You ready to kick some ass?" "What's wrong, you guys?" "Why the long faces?" "We miss Coop." "Can't win without him." "We don't need Coop." "I'll lead you to victory!" "We're supposed to be a team." "Without Coop, it's not the same." "Look, even if Coop was to walk in here right now, it wouldn't change the outcome of this game one iota." "We can win this thing!" "Are you with me?" "Yeah, yeah!" "That's the spirit." "Are you with me?" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "All right, Coop's here!" "And we're underway here for Denslow Cup V." "A stunned crowd of over 18,000 witnessing the Beers being thoroughly dominated by the Felons." "Come on, Beers!" "Go, Coop!" "Hey, guys, I thought I told you we weren't gonna watch this game." "Oh, come on, Miss Reed." "It's the Denslow Cup!" "These are not the kind of people to be looked up to or emulated." "The severed and mutilated head was stamped and postmarked Denver." "The owner still has not stepped forward." "Update." "The disappearance of the Milwaukee Beers BASEketball star." "When Joe Cooper discovered that most of the workers in the Beerswear Factory were youngsters, not even old enough for prostitution, he personally flew to Calcutta." "His new, all-adult workforce now makes a decent wage, enjoys full medical benefits and in-house child care." "All of us here are glad that such a terrific human being like Joe Cooper has returned." "If I were a woman, I'd sure like to be his girlfriend." "Walking in the park, hand in hand, wrapping my legs around him, cuddling in the spoon position, our hearts beating in unison, staring into his eyes over our morning coffee..." "Uh, yes, yes, thank you." "When we come back, our next unsolved mystery..." "Come on, kids." " We're going to the game!" " Yeah!" "Ladies and gentlemen, for your seventh-inning stretch entertainment, the National BASEketball League is proud to present a salute to our South Sea neighbors, Viva Calypso!" "We're up 16-0 at the break." "Have the trucks pull up to the locker room." "We'll sort out the stuff when we get to Jacksonville." "Okay." "Hey, Baxter." "I finally got all the chrome off this for you." "Nice." "Very nice." "You want me to start on this one?" "Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention now to the Malakalaka Balance Board of Trust, a symbol of brotherhood in many Polynesian countries." "Assuming the roles of the downtrodden but happy natives, with their good-luck pineapple, your Milwaukee Beers!" "Thanks for flying back, Coop." "You really made a big difference in the score." "Dude, if I wouldn't have been cleaning up your mess," "I wouldn't be jet-lagged and shitting curry!" "Hey, guys, knock it off, all right?" "And representing their white colonial oppressors, the Dallas Felons!" "And now, let's all join our Caribbean brothers in the ceremonial South Sea handshake above the Lagoon of Peace." " All right, let go!" " You let go!" "Stop it." "Stop it!" "Guys, come on, man!" "Would you stop it?" "Money-grubber!" "Power monger!" "Cock!" "Guys, stop it!" "Whoa!" "Hey!" "You son of a bitch!" "You asshole!" "Die!" "Eat shit!" "Hey!" "Would you just stop it?" "Would you hold on a minute?" "Look at you guys, fighting on the Malakalaka board!" "You should be ashamed of yourselves!" "Back in the driveway, we were nothing!" "Now we've risen to the highest level, but you're throwing it all away!" "If you've forgotten what BASEketball means to America, you have only to look at this board, the Malakalaka Balance Board of Trust." "Don't you see what we have here?" "A game where guys with bad backs and bad knees can get together and compete on the same field as guys that are all goosed up on steroids." "But more than anything, isn't this game about getting together with your friends and just having a good time?" "I remember." "I remember a long time ago, I didn't have anybody." "And you guys took me in." "I guess that's why it kills me to see you like this." "If we can't be friends, then the heart and soul are out of this game." "Certainly out of me!" "I know I'll never get that back again." "We have sullied the waters of the Lagoon of Peace!" "I'm begging you, for the love of our Caribbean brothers, dudes, stop this madness!" "Hang on!" "Oh, my God!" "Remember to hold your breath just before we hit!" "Never let go!" "Bob, this has to be the most spectacular extravaganza I have ever seen!" "You can cram three seats into the space it takes for one wheelchair, not to mention the wasted space it takes for the oxygen bottle." "Hell, those little shits never pay full price anyway!" "Baxter!" "I just realized I can't stand you!" "So you can kiss these puppies good-bye!" "Oh." "Shit, Coop." "I'm sorry." "I guess the money did go to my head." "No, I'm sorry, Remer." "I think I've got a lot to learn about sharing." "Look at me." "I've become everything I used to hate." "Maybe we just grew up too fast." "My worst enemy turned out to be me." "Dude." "Dude." "Dude." "Dude." "Hey, look, I've got two over..." "All right, let's go win ourselves a championship!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "She was a little green" "He was just a little mean" "They were together all the time" "So now no one can forget this thing that happens all the time" "She would do anything" "Yo, Darcy." "Yeah?" "Hey, that's my wife!" "Yeah, and this is me!" "They live together all the time" "So now no one can forget this little thing" "That's on her mind" "It's a waste to wonder what's a heart these days" "It takes a lot to give up and just leave those who..." "Hey, Dirk!" "What is it?" "I hear your sister's going out with Squeak!" "Hey!" "And Squeak Scolari crosses the plate again as the Beers have come roaring back since the break." "Bob, this is more like the Beers team we've seen all season." "Ninth inning, two outs." "Beers still down by two runs." "Felons on first and third." "The Beers have to stop Dallas here if they want to stay in this game." "And the always dangerous Grumsky coming up." "We've got to get this guy, Coop." "He hasn't missed a shot all night." "I know, but I don't know what to say." "Nothing works on him." "Hey!" "Tell him he's fat!" "Dude, that's not cool." "Yeah, it is." "That's not cool." "No, no, no." "Just do it really subtle." "Subtle." "Hey, Grumsky, you losing weight?" "Hey, big ass!" "Seriously, you're fucking fat!" "You're goddamn fucking fat." "How'd you get so fucking fat?" "Jesus!" "And the Beers hold them in the ninth on a clutch psyche out by "Coop" Cooper." "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Coop!" "Bottom of the ninth." "Dallas, 16." "Milwaukee, 14." "Remer on second, Scolari on third." "And Coop's coming up." "And so, it all comes down to this." "One shot." "Coop makes it, the Beers win the cup, and get to keep the team." "Or, he misses." "Oh, my God." "La-Z-Boy has popped!" "The ball Coop has used every day of his career is gone, and a time-out has been called as the Beers star tries to regroup." "Excuse me, driver, do you think you could go any faster?" "Could I go any faster?" "Yeah!" "Hang on!" "Yeah!" "Whoa!" "No doubt about it, Al." "The loss of this ball is definitely going to affect the outcome of this game." "Ow!" "Hey!" "Come on, kids!" "Thomas, where are you going?" "It's just one shot." "You can do it!" "We can win this thing!" "Come on, Coop!" "You can do it." "Coop!" "Stop!" "Don't shoot!" "Wait!" "Joey!" "Here." "I brought this for you." "I made it myself." "Just like you." "Dude, you made this?" "Well, Miss Reed helped me for most of it." "But I finished it myself." "Joey, this is great." "Coop, you know what Miss Reed told me tonight?" "She said she wants me to be a big sports star." "Just like Joe Cooper." "Thanks, dude." "Go get them, Coop." "Hey, Coop!" "When's the last time you made a home run without La-Z-Boy?" "Al, we have seen some classic Denslow Cup battles in the past, but I can't remember one that ever rivaled the drama and excitement of this one." "It's off the rim!" "Could be a double play." "Darcy tips." "Jansen's try." "No." "Beers have a shot at the conversion." "Remer keeps it alive!" "Last chance." "Coop up." "It's good!" "Bob, in all my years of calling games," "I don't think I've ever been this excited!" "You're excited?" "Feel these nipples!" "Update." "We still have no fucking clue where this guy is." "And I can wear anything" "And I can be anything" "Tonight I don't wanna feel wonderful" "Tonight I don't wanna feel bad" "'Cause tonight will be the night of my dreams" "Tonight I don't wanna feel anything" "And then things moved in Took no time at all" "Tonight I don't wanna feel wonderful" "Hey, whoa!" "Hey!" "Come on!" "Hey!" "All right." "Coop, what?" "Who is it?" "It's Reggie." "Reggie Jackson." "Well, go." "Go ahead." "Reggie." "Coop." "Nice going out there." "Thanks, man." "But, you know, I got to tell you." "It's because of you that I'm here." "That's nice to know." "I brought this for you." "I saw some kid try to leave the ballpark with it." "You got to hang on to that." "I got the two home run balls I hit in the World Series." "Some wretched little shit got the third one." "That sucks, dude." "I got to get my trophy." "Maybe we can have a hot dog sometime?" "All right, sounds good." "Hey, Coop!" "I don't have your fucking ball!" "Good luck next year." "Oh." "Thanks." "Hey, Baxter!" "Got milk?" "Oh, I'm sorry!" "And so, on behalf of the National BASEketball League, we'd like to present to the Beers this year's Denslow Cup." "Congratulations!" "Go ahead, and take a victory lap." "And so, as they skate off, all you can think about is a team that conquered adversity, a team that overcame the odds, a team that defied the critics, a team that blah, blah, blah, blah..." "And so, the ideal of sports once again blossomed from a tiny seed, nurtured, as always, by the dreams of the young." "Yeah!" "I'm the King of the World!" "Yeah!" "You've been psyched out and you're goin' down" "I'm the trash-talkin' talented, no-class clown" "I will abuse you until you lose" "You can go on home and pout You've been psyched out" "You talked to 20 men Your shoe's untied" "And your mama never loved you" "Mama never loved you" "She said she did but she's ugly and she lies" "She's never thinkin' of you" "Mama doesn't love you" "You ain't cut from the right cloth" "You don't got what it takes" "Now you blew it Oh, another stupid mistake" "Another bad, bad break" "You been psyched out and you're goin' down" "I'm a trash-talkin' talented, no-class clown" "I will abuse you until you lose" "You can go on home and pout You've been psyched out" "Oh, yeah!" "Doorways open up and close" "More ways to a punch line" "They're all laughin' at your clothes" "Standin' in the lunch line" "You're the talk of the town" "First you're up then you're down" "It's a cycle I've found It always comes around" "But I will still be laughin'" "Yes, I will still be laughin'" "Air raids in the afternoon" "The children are playin'" "Switchblades Colored red balloons" "No one hears you prayin'" "And it comes back to you All the things that you do" "They'll come lookin' for you They'll come lookin' for you" "But I will still be laughin'" "Yes, I will still be laughin'" "Doorways lead to other rooms" "Always leave you lyin'" "Face down in a stranger's tomb" "Didn't know you were dyin'" "And you rise and you fall" "And you wait for the call" "You're watchin' the walls You're watchin' the walls" "But I will still be laughin'" "I will still be laughin'" "Yes, I will still be laughin'" "I will still be laughin'" "Yes, I will still be laughin'" "I will still be laughin'" "Laughin', laughing', laughin'" "Laughin'" "I will still be laughin'" "Yes, I will still be laughin'" "Laughin', laughing', laughin'" "Laughin'" "Dude." 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"(SINGING) The Simpsons" "(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)" "(HORN BELLOWING)" "(PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNE)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "D'oh!" "(SCREAMS)" "(BRAKES SCREECHING)" "(CLOCK CHIMING)" "(CAR HORNS HONKING)" "BILL:" "Bill and Marty here in the middle of another 4th of July Weekend Shock Jock Talk Block." "All weekend long, we'll be counting down the top 500 wacky sound effects of all time." "MARTY:" "And here's number 499." "Where were you when you first heard this?" "(TWANG)" "I'll tell you where I was." "I was out eating... (CHINESE MUSIC PLA YING)" "I think I had Kung Pao..." "And I ended up on the... (TOILETFLUSHING)" "I can't listen to this anymore." "Nobody shuts out my blather!" "Uh-oh." "Homie, let's pick up those hitchhikers." "They don't look like the stabby kind." "Mom, you said all hitchhikers were drug-crazed thrill seekers." "I said they were thrill-crazed drug seekers." "Don't put words in my mouth." "Thanks for stopping." "This is my girlfriend Beatrice." "(GIGGLES)" "Young love." "(CHUCKLES)" " Were we ever that stupid?" " Of course we were." "Marge, I thought of a new thing." "It's called biking out." "It's a combination of biking and making out." "I don't know." "Come on." "All the teens on bikes are doing it." "(SCREAMING)" "Howdy-do, strangers?" "Hop on in before you become a couple runneth over." "Ned, are you sure?" "They're covered with mud." "And in that mud, I'm planting the seed of friendship." "Name's Ned Flanders." "As the elephant said to the peanut vendor, toss those in my trunk." "Marge, I love this guy." " Put her there, muddy buddy." " He rhymes!" "Oh, happy day." "So are you two engaged, engaged to be engaged?" "No." "We thought we'd wait a little while." "Really?" "Not married?" "And you were bicycling two abreast?" "I wish." "We were bicycling to a lake." "(LAUGHS) Word play." "Never cared for it." "But it's never too soon for you two to join the "I do" crew." "Now I'm not saying it's all Jell-O with Cool Whip." "She'll nag you." "She'll try to change you." "You'll be fighting the same basic fight for years and years and years..." "Ned, don't you think you're exaggerating just a bit?" "I think I'd like to finish my sentence." "And years." "Um..." "How long have you two been married?" "Since 2:00 this afternoon." "Welcome to our honeymoon." "(BOTH EX CLAIM)" "Marge Bouvier, will you not marry me?" "Homer Simpson, I would be delighted not to marry you." "Then I now pronounce us just dating." "(GROANING)" "I love kissing you." "I never want to knock it off." "Knock it off!" "How dare you expose my children to your tender feelings?" "Bart, don't you dare take your eyes off that Gameboy!" "Yes, sir." "Avast, you..." "I'm cuckoo for killing stuff!" "Video games, the reason this generation of Americans is the best ever." "I can't believe Homer ruined another family picnic." " Hey!" "Everybody pees in the pool." " Not from the diving board." "(MUMBLING) Why do we have to have these two jerks along?" "I can't..." " You're driving too fast." " You're losing your hair." " You sneeze like a girl." " Your neck looks like a sideways ass." "HOMER:" "That's it!" "Eat gravel, hags!" "Homer, that was rude and shortsighted." "Patty and Selma have the map." "I have the situation under control." "The compass needle is pointing east." "That's the fuel gauge." "HOMER:" "Uh-oh." "How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?" "You haven't said you're sorry." "I know." "I was hoping the number might be zero." "(MARGE GRUNTING)" "(DOORBELL CHIMES)" " Can we use your phone?" " Of course." "It's just past the sushi bar, behind the limbo pit, right in front of the blackjack table." "And feel free to stay." "We just put out the cheese." "We have cubes of yellow, cubes of orange and cubes of orange and yellow." "A really fun party full of colored cheeses and awesome stuff to do?" "Doesn't seem like your kind of thing, Marge." "We'll stay for one hand roll or two nigiri." "Then we have to get back to the kids." "Let my dad enjoy them a little longer." "(ABE LAUGHING)" "Stop!" "Stop!" " Where are the cookies?" " I don't remember!" "Wrong answer!" "(MOANING)" "(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)" "Oh." " For me?" " No." "Get two of your own." "(LAUGHING) You're a funny one." "That's strong." "Are you trying to get me drunk?" "No." "I'm trying to get me drunk." "You know, my horoscope said I'd meet the man of my dreams tonight." "Well, a horoscope would never lie to a pretty girl like you." "You are adorable." "Are you alone?" " No." "I'm talking to you at this great party." " Well, then would you like to limbo?" "Limbo?" "You mean the dance or that place where unbaptized babies go?" "Either way, I'm in." "(LIMBO MUSIC PLAYING)" "(SINGING) Every limbo boy and girl AII around the something world" "Gonna do the limbo rock" "Something something limbo something" "Limbo low now." "How low can you go?" "That's how low you can go!" "Why are you dancing with that strange woman?" "She's not strange." "She's fun!" "And she doesn't get jealous when I talk to other women." "Well, then she can have you all to herself!" "How about a sushi fight?" "Sushi fight!" "These fish died for nothing!" "(ALL LAUGHING)" "Homer Simpson, I wish I'd never met you." "Thanks for the lift." "What a cute couple." "She's gonna take him for a lot of money." "Here we are." "A log cabin?" "What am I?" "Davy Crockett?" "Also, who's Davy Crockett?" "Kids, this place has very special memories for your mother and me." "Well, leaving right now will become a special memory for me." "(LISA LAUGHING)" "(SINGSONG) They have a pedal car." " (SINGSONG) Pedal cars suck." " (SINGSONG) They're worse than walking." "(SINGSONG) I'll put 100 bucks in your college fund." "(SINGSONG) I'll take 10 bucks now." "(SINGSONG) I'll steal it back when you're sleeping." "Well, when the sun goes down, it means God's gone to China to watch over those good folks." "Time for some shuteye." "Why, Flanders, you rogue." "All Marge and I need are a queen-size bed and a king-size "Do Not Disturb" sign." "(PURRING)" "Sorry, Homer." "I'm afraid it's separate accommodations for you notly-weds." " What?" "But I have urges." " That's just your trouser devil talking." "He's not talking." "He's yelling." "(SIGHS)" "Goodnight, Marge." "(HUMMING)" "Sweet dreams, my new best friend." "What better way to celebrate our wedding night than by keeping an unmarried couple apart." "Oh, Maude, your dead grandmother's pajamas." "You know what that does to me." "(GASPS)" "I never thought I'd say this, but stupid Flanders." "There's absolutely nothing to worry about." "I'm in my own room being chaperoned by an actual Christian." "Well, I just don't trust that Homer Simpson." "He's that rare combination of up to something and good for nothing." "(CHUCKLES)" "Good one." "We should put that in the file." "Nice." "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "(HUMMING)" "(MARGE SOBBING)" "Madame, perhaps I can be of some assistance." "But I can't take a dress from a man who looks so good and smells so clean." "Please." "When you came to the door tonight," "I instantly imagined you in a ruched burgundy bias-cut evening gown with a wolverine hem and a contrasting cerise tulle décolletage." "Really?" "Me?" "You did?" "Oh, yes." "With a pair of saffron brocade diamond mink pumps." "Oh!" "Pumps are shoes." "That explains a lot." "Mmm-hmm." "Marjorie, you look beautiful." "Let me take you for a ride." "Or should I say glide?" "I'm just happy you're talking again." "You didn't say a word for 45 minutes." " Marge?" " You don't need her, baby." " Sylvia's got everything you want." " Do you have a pineapple pizza?" " Pineapple and pepperoni." " This is all going so fast." "We should be getting back to the party." "Marjorie, that party was beneath a woman of your elegance and sophistication." "You..." "Oh, look, a budget motel." "I see the word "Vacancy" is lit and the word "No" is not." "Let us pray the "No" is not broken, huh?" "Alberto, I'm not sure if this is such a good idea." "First we make love, then we decide if it was a good idea." "That's the European way." "I came here once with Marge." "Are you Marge, Sylvia?" "Homer, I can be whoever you want me to be." "I want you to be Marge." "Marge?" " HOMER:" "Marge, is that you?" " (GASPS) My husband!" "Why do married women always have husbands?" "(GRUNTS)" " Marge, what are you doing here?" " The same thing you're doing here." "You better not be!" "I mean, great!" "We both came to rekindle our precious memories of when we were young and in love." "Right?" "We sure did." "Rekindle, rekindle..." "Okay, let's go." "I have a better idea." "Let's spend the night together right here." "Fine." "But I don't want to sleep in the same room with that chest." "I feel the same way about that lamp." "Okay." "But first the chest." "Okay!" "There you are!" "Homie, what's taking so long?" "Listen, you're a classy lady and a great sushi fighter, but you're going in the box!" " Homie?" " Coming, Marge." "Good evening." "I am Alberto." "Sylvia." "Let's get out of this chest and go have a drink." "Actually, I am quite comfortable here." "There is a flask of cognac in my pocket." "Do you think you can reach it?" "SYLVIA:" "Okay." "Is this it?" "ALBERTO:" "No." "But don't stop twisting." "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "Now let's spend the rest of the night making sweet, sweet..." "Kids?" "I'm through babysitting these monsters!" "Good night." " We won!" "He's asleep!" " And we'll stay up forever!" "Well, that takes care of those three." "Want to go for a lakeside snuggle?" "Homer Simpson, you devil." "Well, that takes care of those three." "Want to go play some Lakeside Boggle?" "Homer Simpson, you devil." "But I think we should unpack first." "All right." "The trick is to ease them off." "(GRUNTING)" "What is this dump?" "Ruthie, this dump is where your mother and I met." "It was a tale of betrayal, redemption and a lovely continental breakfast." "Homer, those are our wedding bungees!" " Marjorie?" " Homer?" "It's so good to see you." "We owe you two a debt of thanks." "Homer, if I hadn't come to this motel with you, I never would have met Alberto." "(GASPS)" "And Marjorie, if you had completed your seduction of me," "I never would have met Sylvia." "(GASPS)" "I can't believe one of the most beautiful moments in our marriage is based on lies." "You're just as bad as me, and you used to be better, so that makes you worse!" "I don't think we can ever trust each other again." " Ruthie, kick me away from this nightmare." " Okay." "I wish I'd never met you." "Or you." "Why can't you just admit we're lost?" "I'll tell you what's lost, your sense of adventure." "Just ask those guys for directions." "Anti-nuclear activist, Dr. Helen Caldicott?" "Director Julie Taymor?" " Do you love these women?" " They're okay, I guess." "Let's just skip to the Windsor knot instructions." "Excuse me, boys." "My brother is lost and kind of a jerk." "If he'd brought a map of the grounds as I suggested, then we..." "Lisa, do you know why I spend every day after school in detention?" "So I don't have to come home to you!" "Oh, Bart. Don't say things you can't take back." "It's out there." "Deal with it." "Oh, great." "Now you woke the baby." "I told you we should've left her with your mother!" "My God, Bart. What happened to us?" "We grew up." " So I'm sure you missed Marge last night." " Yeah." "I missed her like five times." "What a charming single entendre." "Now look, I know marriage is scary, but if you really think she's the one, it gives you two a shot at forever!" "Forever?" "That would be awesome." "Okay, here she comes." "Why don't you take Marge for a walk, open your heart and see what pours out?" "I suppose you and Maude will be coming along, as well?" "Don't you think I got better things to do on my honeymoon than spy on you two?" "Red Dog, this is Moustache One." "We have possible male-female interaction." "Be prepared to terminate inappropriate contact." " Ready with the ice water." " NED:" "Lock onto his wiener." "We have wiener lock." "Marge, when I'm with you," "I get that feeling like when I got that smart kid's report card by mistake." "And for a minute, I thought I had all A's and that my name was Howard Simberg." " You make me feel that way, too." " I know we'll get married some day." "And to prove it, I'll carve our names on this tree so all who are hopelessly lost in the woods can see it." "I hate other people's love." "(EX CLAIMS)" "So that wasn't Marge's glider parked outside the motel five years ago." "I'm getting out of this marriage while I'm still young and handsome!" "Mmm?" "(SNIFFLES)" "Forever." "(CRYING)" "I couldn't even keep a promise I made to a tree." "Maybe it's not too late." "Maybe I can still save our love!" "If I just show her that carving..." " What are you doing?" " Saving our marriage!" "Don't be silly." "Our marriage can weather any storm, just like this tree." "Help!" "Fat man hanging from a tree!" "Uh-uh." "That's for fires." "Take my hand!" "I don't want to let go of our special carving!" "Homer, our marriage isn't on a piece of bark!" "It's in us!" "Now take my hand." "(HOMER SCREAMING)" "(SCREAMING)" "Marge, I don't want to die with us mad at each other." "Me, neither, Homie." "I know parts of our marriage are based on lies, but so are a lot of good things, religion, American history..." "I know." "We had a fight." "We were both tempted." "We're human." "The important thing is we love each other." "Now we wait for the river to freeze if my theory of global cooling is correct." "Hey, you guys want a lift in my pedal boat?" "It's not a pedal boat." "It's a pedal car that Bart drove into the river because he knows a shortcut that's not on the map." "How would you like a shortcut to the bottom of the river?" "If it's your shortcut, I'll be high and dry." " Knock it off back there." " But we're married." " Okay." "But keep it PG." " How about R?" " PG-13." " (WHOOPS) Adult situations!" "English" " US" " SDH" | {
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"Previously on 666 Park Avenue..." "Hello, Sasha." "I missed you, dad." "I missed you, too." "What did you do to me, damn it?" "My computer freezes." "The pencils break." "My mind goes blank." "You write when you're with me." "You know you want me." " Take her downstairs." " No!" "No!" "It was 1927." "My name was Libby Griffith." "I was in her body." "Help!" "It's no accident that I came here, is it?" "Help me." "How'd you sleep?" "Not well." "As you could imagine." "What do you have up your sleeve?" "Why is it so important I stick around this morning?" "Soon all will be revealed." "Gavin, you know I hate surprises." "You hate when people are late." "You hate traffic." "You hate when I put the empty milk container back in the fridge." "But you most certainly do not hate surprises." "You know I love you, I would do anything for you?" "Of course I do." "Like everything else, we will get through this together." "Hey." "Hey." " What you looking at?" " Frank Sullivan." "No comment." "Uh, frank Sullivan the, uh, city councilman, right?" "Yeah." "Not for long." "Look." "He just got busted sleeping with his 18-year-old intern." "Sounds like a great guy." "What's that look for?" "Well, you know the dorans' party tonight?" "It's a little bit more than a party." "It's a fund-raiser." "For what?" "Gavin wants to announce" "My run for Sullivan's council seat." "When did this happen?" "Well, he called while you were out." "I guess he said there's, you know," "Gonna be pressure on him to resign," "And when he does, there's gonna be a special election." "Oh, well, when would that be?" "A few months." "Maybe sooner." "Oh, my god, Henry." "That's great." "Things are gonna change." "Things already are changing." "Hey, you seem great." "You seem back to your old self." "You mean..." "For someone who spent two days in the nuthouse?" "Yes, for a crazy person, you seem great." "I love you, Henry." "And I won't let anything come between us," "Ever." "You ready?" "Thank you." "Does she know I'm coming?" "Your mother's emotions on this will be complex." "I'm not sure even she knows what to expect." "And my first priority is protecting her." "I thought you said that she wanted to see me." "Well, she does." "But more than that, I believe she needs to see you." "She has questions that she deserves answers to." "Are you happy I'm back?" "Of course." "I'm sorry." "I'm sure you are." "Well, whatever I have to do to make things right..." "I want to." "Let's just see how this goes with your mother," "And then we'll take it from there." "All right?" "All right." "Sasha?" "I'm sure you both have a lot to talk about." "Episode 1x10:" "The Comfort Of Death" "What do you think of this one?" "I still like the first one better." "It's got more depth, better color saturation." "Yeah, so do I." "Here." "Put this one in there." "I can't believe olivia did this for you." "A hookup with an editor from "elle"..." "She is so generous." "I didn't even ask her." "She just walked up to me in the lobby," "Handed me the woman's card, like that." "So amazing." "Tell him I-I won't do it." "Hey, what's that about?" "You know that producer I'm waiting to hear from?" "He loved my play." "That sounds great, right?" "I wasn't finished." "He loved the play," "But he wants me to change the ending" "Or he's not interested," "Which means a major rewrite." "Brian, wait." "Are you gonna consider it?" "I mean, you have to at least consider it, right?" "You should listen to louise." "This is a great opportunity." "Sweetie, is it a big change?" "Any change is a big change." "Uh, you don't understand what I have to go through." "I'm gonna go for a walk." "Brian." "It's two bedrooms, two baths." "The last tenant was here forever." "So we can finally get its true market value." "Spruce it up..." "Top to bottom." "Uh, what happened to the... the previous tenant?" "She was old." "Same thing that happens to all old people." "She moved to florida." "Thank you." "Did you ever meet Maris?" "Uh, no." "No, never, uh, never had the pleasure." "Wonderful woman." "You would've loved her." "Maybe you can take out this wall." "Open up the kitchen..." "And restore some of the old lighting fixtures." "But I'll leave all that..." "Up to you." "Right." "Sorry." "I-I was just thinking," "It would be great if we could refinish the floors," "But that could be costly." "$200,000?" "Work your magic." "So you decided to just..." "Walk out of our lives?" "Let us think you were dead?" "Do you know how selfish that was?" "I was mad" "And driving reckless." "And I just..." "Lost control." "The car exploded." "I was sitting on the side of the road" "When it came to me that I could just..." "Disappear..." "And all my problems would be gone." "Whose body is in the car?" "Who... who did we bury?" "My friend..." "Maria." "She got trapped in the car." "I tried to get her out." "But I couldn't." "Look, I am not proud of what I've done." "But I do know one thing," "That all of the decisions that I have made" "Have led me here," "Back to you." "I'm sorry..." "Mom." "Why, Sasha?" "I still don't understand why you left." "I found out about the drake" "And the kind of man that dad really was." "And I was confused" "And scared." "And I just wanted to hurt dad." "I wanted to hurt you both." "I'm sorry." "Well, you're back." "We have a chance to start over." "I should get writing." "Did you always want to be a writer?" "Yeah." "It's impressive you never gave up." "Most people just fold, cash out," "Move on to the next game." "Good for you." "This is just an arrangement." "An understanding." "Nothing more." "You..." "You get that, right?" "I was just making conversation." "It won't happen again." "I'm sorry." "That..." "That was a terrible thing to say." "I just..." "I'm sorry." "What about you?" "What was your dream?" "I'm here about the apartment." "Sure." "Uh, it's $10,000 a month," "And I'm gonna need first, last, and a security deposit." "I'm not sure I can cover that on a cop's salary." "Thanks for coming." "Did you have any luck finding where maris disappeared to?" "Not yet." "Got, uh, someone down at the precinct" "Looking into it, though." "I'll keep on it." "That's where you saw Libby?" "Yeah." "Look at this." "Okay." "She drew this on the mirror." "And then I found the same symbol" "All over this page." "See?" "I think she's trying to tell me," "The answers are in this book." "Yeah, but the answers to what?" "The day Libby was sacrificed," "The drake changed." "I felt it when I was in her body." "A darkness descended over this place." "And..." "Her spirit, I guess..." "Became trapped here." "And I think she wants me to set her free." "What's the journal say?" "That's just it." "After Libby died," "Peter kramer's journal makes no sense." "It's... it's in gibberish." "Maybe it's a code." "You think that's something you could figure out?" "Well, all these old secret societies" "Did have their own language," "Like, uh, the freemasons, skull bones." "And this could be the code for the order of the dragon." "Maybe we can find a scholar." "Someone who specializes in secret languages." "If there was another descendant of the order of the dragon..." "Maybe the key to understanding all of this" "Was passed down to them." "Martin." " Mr. Sullivan, what can I do for you?" " Drop the choir boy act." "New york's hero my ass." "I know it was you..." "And your people behind the leak." "You think I don't hear things, that you got your sights set on my job?" "Well, I'm not just gonna lie down and take it" "While you ride in and save the day." "Slow down." "The first I heard about it was this morning." "You destroyed my family." "I hope you're happy." "I think you need to walk away." "Right now." "You've been biting your tongue ever since she came back." "What is going on?" "Do you think she's the same girl who left us?" "She just needs guidance," "Her father's steady hand." "Gavin, she's so full of potential." "Potential to do what exactly?" "Well, I don't know if you can see it, but..." "She's a lot like you." "You just need to give her a chance." "I don't want to see you get hurt again." "We know better than anybody" "That the things you want the most" "Come at a price." "Promise me you'll try to make this work." "You have my word." "This is it." "All it needs is a moat and a couple of gargoyles." "Well, what did you expect, a craftsman?" "This guy was from the order of the dragon." "Your boyfriend doesn't know you're here with me, does he?" "You know I can't talk to Henry about any of this stuff." "I..." "I'm just trying to protect him." "I didn't mean anything by it." "Just..." "I was just asking." "Can I help you?" "Are you eunice Moore?" "Yes." "Well, hi." "I'm detective Hayden Cooper." "Do you mind if we come in for a moment?" "We'd like to ask you a few questions." "Uh, so Harlan Moore was your great-grandfather?" "And this was his house?" "I inherited it from my father when he passed." "It's been in our family for four generations." "Do you know why Harlan's name is still on the deed?" "No." "Have you ever seen, uh, this symbol?" "No." "I-I've been doing some research" "Into the history of the drake," "The building in the city where your great-grandfather used to live." "And I-I came across this book." "Now some of it's in a code." "The man who wrote it was a member" "Of the order of the dragon, like your great-grandfather." "Have you ever heard of the order of the dragon?" "No." "I'm sorry." "Uh, would it be all right if I used your bathroom?" "First door on the right." "Thank you." "I'll be right back." "Do you have any more pictures" "Of your great-grandfather I can take a look at?" "No." "No." "Please, no!" "No!" "Shut her up." "No!" "Are you Harlan Moore?" "I've been waiting for you." "Closer." "How old are you?" "117." "I'm cursed to suffer in this prison," "This rotting body..." "The comfort of death..." "Just beyond my reach." "How is that even possible?" "How are you still alive?" "You already know the answer." "The drake." "I..." "I found peter kramer's journal." "Some of it's in a code." "Can you read it?" "Of course." "I developed the code." "This... this phrase right here," "They use it over and over again." "What does it say?" ""I've found the door."" "The door?" "What door?" "There was a young woman..." "Libby Griffith," "My grandmother's babysitter." "What about her?" "Open the door," "And Libby will be free of the drake." "Where is it?" "In the heart of the drake." "That's where you'll find it." "Laurel." "Hey." "Thank you for seeing me so quickly." "Of course." "I gotta run to a meeting uptown." "What's going on?" "Frank Sullivan paid me a visit today." "More like he assaulted me outside of my office." "He blamed me for leaking the information about his affair." "Did you?" "No." "But I think I know who did." "Gavin doran." "You think he'd do that?" "I don't know." "I just have this feeling, uh..." "And I do not want to be tied to this scandal" "For the rest of my career." "Well, Henry, you need a thick skin." "Politics is a dirty business." "If you're gonna get involved, you better have a good reason." "Do you?" "Yeah, my father was the union rep for his company." "He drove trucks, Like big long-haul rigs, down to Texas," "And he always told me this..." "he always said..." ""the people who benefit from the system" ""can't be expected to change it." ""It's the little guys who need To raise their voices and be heard."" "He stood up for other people, for what was right." "For him, it was like his duty, and..." "I just want to be as good a man as he was." "Listen," "This guy Sullivan" "Was cheating with his 18-year-old staffer" "While his wife was getting chemo." "He deserves what he's getting." "You think so?" "Yes." "Don't let him stand in the way of your dreams." "Hello, alexis." "What can I do for you?" "I can't keep hurting louise and Brian anymore." "She's helped me so much, and we've become so close." "We have a deal." "If it wasn't for me," "You'd still be rolling around in that wheelchair." "Do you remember that night" "I came to see you at the hospital?" "Some driver left you lying on the side of the road to die." "But I was there for you." "Do you remember what you said to me that night?" "That I would do anything to walk again." "Welcome to anything." "And trust me, you shouldn't feel too bad for louise." "She has a few dark secrets of her own," "Just like everybody else." "Why?" "Why are you doing this to them?" "That's my concern." "So what's it gonna be?" "Shall I go get the wheelchair?" "No." "I'll do it." "Good girl." "It would be a shame to let those legs go to waste." "Hey, hey, hey." "Slow down." "What the hell happened?" "What was up there?" " Harlan Moore." " Alive?" "Well, he was a minute ago." " That would make him..." " 117." "How is that possible?" "No idea." "Well, what did he have to say?" "I have to find a door" "To let Libby out." "Well, the problem with opening doors..." "You never know who's gonna walk through them." ""A shining light in a city of shadows."" "Use the force, Jane." "Lost." "No." "Don't worry." "I'll see you whenever you get there." "Your meeting is more important than the party." "Love you, too." "Bye." "So Brian is meeting with that producer," "And they loved his rewrite on the ending." "I don't know." "I think I have a good feeling about this." "That's great news." "It's only sparkling cider." "We have to celebrate." "You are so good to me." "To Brian." "To Brian." "Baby, I'm not sure I can do this." "Well, this guy Sullivan sounds like a total lunatic." "You didn't do anything wrong." "I'm just scared" "I'm gonna recognize myself less and less." "I mean, life is about the choices we make, right?" "I just want to make the right ones." "You will." "Okay." "Go with me here." "Okay." "Heads, you do it." "Tails, you don't." "We're gonna decide our whole future on a coin flip?" "Look, Henry, if it's this hard to decide," "Maybe it's not the right time." "There will be other opportunities." "Let's wait and do this right." "Great." "What about Gavin?" "Well..." "What about the party?" "Well, we'll just tell him "thanks, but no thanks."" "He'll understand." "You're sure about that?" "Henry, Gavin adores you." "I'm sure he just wants what's best." "Yeah?" "We'll do it together." "Hello, Sasha." "Where's your mother?" "She's getting ready for the party." "Has she informed you of our desire" "To keep your identity a secret?" "As long as you're back..." "You'll remain Laurel." "Of course." "Whatever you think is best." "You've made your mother very happy." "Henry came to see me today." "He thinks you're behind the Sullivan leak." "And what did you tell him?" "I told him that I didn't think" "You were capable of something like that." "He trusts me, you know?" "I could be very helpful with him." "Be a daughter to your mother." "But you're to stay away from Henry." "What I've got going with him is far too important," "And you nearly destroyed it once already." "I apologized for that." "I know, and I appreciate it." "I was just hoping to find some common ground." "Our common ground is your mother." "You respect that, you and I will be fine." "But if you hurt her again..." "We're gonna have a problem." "Well, the man of the hour shows up." "Uh, Jane, you remember Laurel, right?" "Yes, of course." "Hi." "Uh, have you seen Gavin?" "Not yet." "He's bound to make an entrance soon." "Henry." "I am so excited for you." "You are gonna do great things." "Olivia, I don't think you've met my publicist..." "Laurel Harris." "Oh, our paths might have crossed once or twice." "I love that dress." "Thanks." "My mom helped me pick it out." "Uh, would you excuse me for a moment?" "I'll be right back." "I..." "Brian." "Hey." "Have, uh, have you seen lou?" "Um, she was over there somewhere" "Talking to the woman from "elle."" "What happened at your meeting?" "They're gonna produce my play." "That's great." "They went crazy over the changes." "Is she wasted?" "She was really nervous about meeting this editor." "Maybe it got the better of her." "You're wasted." "What the hell are you doing, huh?" "I thought you weren't gonna use again." "You just blew a great opportunity." "Let me take care of her." "You should stay here for Henry." "I'll take her upstairs." "I, uh..." "What are you doing here?" "Well, I was worried." "I hadn't heard from you." " I tried calling, but..." " I know." "Uh..." "That's probably not such a good idea." "It puts me in an awkward position with Henry." "From now on, if I need you," "I'll call you." "Fair enough." "Sorry." "That was harsh." "No." "No." "Forget it." "Don't you have, uh, cop things to do?" "Not at the moment." "But thanks for asking." "Why are you being so helpful?" "I told you." "It's my job." "Right." "Nothing's gonna happen between us," "Ever." "Okay." "You love Henry." "I get it." "Thanks for checking up on me." "I don't know what's wrong with me." "I took one aspirin before we left the house." "But maybe it wasn't an aspirin?" "I am so sorry." "What do you have to be sorry for?" "I'm the one that should be sorry." "I'm going to make everything all right." "Just lay down." "Can I tell you something?" "Of course." "Back when I was using," "I was driving home from the club..." "Out of my mind." "It was January 19th." "It haunts me." "Do you remember that night" "I came to see you at the hospital?" "It was dark." "And I dropped my cigarette." "And when I reached down for it..." "I swerved off the road." "Oh, and I hit something." "Some driver" "Left you on the side of the road to die." "I always said it was a dog." "At least that's what I told everybody" "When they asked." "But I was lying to myself." "'cause the truth was too painful." "Lex..." "I never told anybody this." "I think I hit somebody." "But I just kept driving." "So what can I do for you, Henry?" "I'll get right to it." "Frank Sullivan approached me on the street" "And accused me of being behind the leak." "Was it you?" "Yes." "Gavin." "Henry," "Frank Sullivan was going down." "I just quickened the fall." "I understand that, Gavin." "I just wanted to do things differently." "Well, I'm sorry if I disappointed you." "I know you put a lot into tonight, but I'm..." "I'm not sure I can be party to this." "Henry." "Politics is about opportunity." "Gavin has presented you with an excellent one," "Regardless of how it came about." "What, are you two ganging up on me now?" "We have something in common..." "Your best interests." "Someone's gonna take that seat, Henry." "It's not how you got it." "It's what you do with it." "That's what will define you." "Look, I understand what's at stake here." "And walking away from this will not be easy, but..." "Then don't." "If you're plan is to wait" "For something to come along that isn't tainted, good luck." "This is new york politics." "It's filled with men like Sullivan." "What it needs" "Is a man like you." "Someone..." "As a good a man as your father was." "Ladies and gentlemen," "If I could have your attention." "I would like to introduce" "The next city councilman from the 53rd district..." "Henry Martin." "Oh, this is just the beginning, Jane." "You know, Henry could be mayor one day." "Kind of took me by surprise up there." "What changed your mind?" "Well, I would've talked to you about it" "If you didn't disappear." "I lost my phone." "I..." "I thought I left it in the apartment." "You know you can't keep lying to him." "What are you doing here?" "You tell me." "I-I don't want this." "I want Henry." "It's your dream." "You can do anything you want." 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"Good evening." "I'm Helen Mirren, and you're watching "Documentary Now!"" "season 51." "His films are the stuff of Hollywood legend, but until he consented to this documentary, few knew the inner life of Hollywood producer" "Jerry Wallach and the obsession that fueled and plagued his career." "Well, it's all laid bare in the Hollywood exposé," ""Mr. Runner Up:" "My Life as an Oscar Bridesmaid."" "Everybody has a great Jerry Wallach story." "Everybody." "The only person in Hollywood who doesn't have a great Jerry Wallach story is Jerry Wallach, because his are all lies." "In fact, if you can keep Jerry Wallach as far away from this documentary as possible, you might actually have something close to the truth." "In 1939, Tootie Hayes was nominated for best screenplay at the Academy Awards." "Tootie did what any nominee does:" "He bought the tux, the most expensive shoes." "He bought his wife a Don Loper gown, and hired a limousine to boot." "Great story short, Tootie lost to the writer of a little film called "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington."" "As Tootie and his wife left the auditorium, a producer named Art Lange said," ""Cheer up, Tootie." "It's an honor just to be nominated."" "Tootie Hayes broke his fucking windpipe, and when Tootie's wife tried to stop the fight, he shoved her, and she fell down some stairs." "I love that story, because just as there's only one bride at a wedding, there's only one winner who could bring home Oscar gold." "Every other nominee is just a bridesmaid in a rented dress hoping someday Oscar will propose." "Tootie's wife was okay, though." "Banged up, but, you know, she's all right." "I grew up in Pollock Beach, Brooklyn in the 1930s." "Pop owned a store that sold a jar of olives." "Mom stirred a big pot of laundry with a wooden spoon." "I played stickball, did pyro stuff." "Everything was Norman Rockwell." "But bad luck don't follow statutory laws." "It'll slam you hard before you're 18." "The Magenta Fever outbreak hit kids in Brooklyn hard." "What started with a cough landed me near death in the hospital." "I lived." "I was lucky, save for one thing:" "I went bald." "You had to look close, but I was a bald guy." "I was five years old, and I was a bald guy." "It sunk my self confidence all the way to the mezzanine level." "But my father didn't let me sulk." "No." "He took me to Broadway Bill Pearl, the finest hairpiece maker in Manhattan, and he said, "Fix the kid."" "He taught me that any problem can be solved, and solved convincingly." "Pop died of a heart attack a week later." "He was 35." "It was his time." "As a bald kid with a dead dad, movies became my refuge." "I'd sit back in those cheap velvet seats and forget all about my stupid little life." "The projector rolled, and suddenly I could be anyone:" "A swashbuckler banging swords with Robin Hood, or maybe some Apache Indian chasing after old John Wayne, or a beautiful young virgin being seduced by Dracula." "But I'll never forget the movie that captured my imagination most of all." "The theater went dark, and the title appeared:" "Walt Disney's "Snow White."" "♪ Everything is in tune and it's spring... ♪" "The beautiful voice of Adriana Caselotti filled the theater." "I couldn't believe what I was seeing." "Every seat was filled:" "Main floor, loge, and balcony." "At 25 cents a seat, 3,500 seats, we're talking $875 for one screening, minimum." "And that's not counting concessions." "3,500 people spending at least a nickel on popcorn... at least..." "and you're looking at $1,000 gross." "And that's for one showing." "There were 15 showings a day." "We're talking real money." "And Caselotti was a no-name, so Walt probably paid her scale." "I knew from that day that I wanted to make movies." "I went to college, but I have absolutely no stories from that time." "But I'll never forget the day I arrived in Hollywood." "I saw a posting for mail room jobs at the William Morris Agency." "Only trouble was about 600 lugs my age saw the same posting." "I was on line for three hours." "I almost gave up, but then who did I see pulling up fast in a '51 Cadillac?" "Mr. Burt Lancaster." "Burt was a major star and a big client for William Morris" "I had to do something." "So I used what life gave me." "I think quick." "I do the only thing I can think of is I take my hairpiece off and I throw it under the car." "You didn't." "I did." "No, no." "I took the toupee and I threw it under his car, and I let the waterworks go, you know?" "I said, "Y-y-you ran over m-m-my dog, m-mister."" "Did you get the job?" "Will you let me finish the fucking story?" "I got the job." "I started the next day, my foot in the door of lighty Los Angeles." "It was time to hustle, and hustle I did, rising and rising." "I signed the biggest names in Hollywood, and none of them read their contracts." "I got a commission on their salaries, a producer fee on their films, plus a realtor fee on all their homes." "This practice was legal for about six years." "It was a golden era." "By 1965, I was the top agent at William Morris, and I lived in style at my beautiful home," "Villa Caselotti, named after the voice of Snow White, who got paid scale." "It was an Italian oasis tucked away in the flats near LAX airport:" "Just me and the eucalyptus and constant planes." "Then, one day, my life changed with a phone call." "It was Bob Goodwin, president of Pinnacle Pictures." "Wallach, it's Bob." "I want you to know I'm resigning." "That's too bad, Bob, but why call me?" "I don't work at your company, and isn't that more of a Human Resources thing?" "No." "You don't get it, Wallach." "I want you to run the studio." "The studio, the studio, the studio..." "Run a movie studio?" "My dream since childhood." "Sometimes, when life runs at you, it's to throw you a bear hug." "But sometimes it's to hit you in the balls so hard your teeth click and you puke on your shoes." "I took the job." "I was now a major player, respected by everyone." ""Jerry Wallach" meant one thing:" "Success." "I remember it was 1971, and we were in Beverly Hills, and it was Jack Warner's party for Alfred Hitchcock, and the whole town turned out... all the name people of the day." "I went in the coatroom, and Jerry was in there, and he was going through the coats." "Like, people's pockets." "I never told anyone that." "Pinnacle Pictures was a small fry compared to the other big hamburger studios." "Pinnacle had hits in the '30s like the kids' series, "The Scrapyard Gang."" " Apples!" " Apples!" "Get your apples!" " Apples!" " Apples!" "Get your apples!" "Hey, mister, do you want to buy an apple?" "Certainly not." "And if I see you on this sidewalk again," "I shall call the police." "Now, see..." "My..." "Hey!" "That's a real bat!" "Hey!" "But by 1964, Pinnacle was near dead and starting to evacuate its own bowels." "And when I say stuff like that, I'm speaking figuratively." "From 1955 to 1964," "Pinnacle only produced educational films on drunk driving." "When driving drunk, always remember:" "One eye may see better than both eyes." "Keep one eye shut to drive drunk with gusto!" "I needed to get the studio's finances back in the black." "Only two things in business are recession-proof:" "Comedy and fantastic tennis shoes." "Comedy was our ticket to hits." "First, we needed stars:" "Lemmon, Martin, Lewis." "Pinnacle couldn't afford them." "Then it hit me:" "I was looking for American stars when the biggest talent I'd ever seen was right across the ocean." "Enzo Entolini, the Italian Chaplin, the biggest star in Italy, and the only true genius I've ever known." "The first time I saw his work," "I knew that this goofball had it." "Enzo wasn't just a talent." "He was a survivor." "His father died when he was three." "His mother suffered from deep depression and heart trouble." "The village doctor told Enzo he had to make his mother laugh to lift her spirits, but not too hard, or she could die." "At an early age, Enzo learned how to do B to B- level comedy:" "Just enough to make his mother chuckle, but no more." "Mediocre impressions of Jimmy Cagney, a puppet thing where Enzo would ask the puppet what day of the week it was, and it would tell him." "He rode a razor's edge of humor no one else could." "From jealous husbands and horny wives to eating cigarettes and falling off ladders." "He pioneered a new film movement," "Italian sexy neorealism." "I had to have Enzo Entolini under contract for Pinnacle." "Fortunately for me, Enzo was free, living in London after landing in hot water in Italy for comments his 12-year-old wife made in the press about the church." "I got on the next plane to London." "Enzo and me got along better than 7-Up and Seagram's." "No one ever made me laugh harder." "From that first night onward, a friendship was formed." "I called him El Guapo, and he called me racist." "I teamed Enzo up with radio and TV star Ed Brulay." "Brulay was an alcoholic and a closet case living dangerously on the edge of discovery, but their on-screen chemistry was only a little deniable." "Enzo and Brulay made three of the biggest comedies of 1964 and 1965." "In that same year, I decided to take one of the biggest gambles of my young career." "An epic could make or break a studio." "Bible pictures were big." "The Bible is the original comic book:" "Fake stories to please rabid, violent fans." "And if you get it wrong, they'll kill you at one of their conventions." "In 1959, Jack Warner had bought the rights to the entire Bible." "It was a big-dick move from the thickest python in Hollywood's pants." "What he didn't own were the rights to the other fringe gospels, rejected by the Council of Nicea in 325 AD." "The Gospel of Thomas, The Gospel of Simon... all stories of Jesus's life that were considered blasphemous, and therefore up for grabs." "I called the lawyer who controlled the rights to The Gospel of Lewis and cut a deal." "It told the story of Jesus of Nazareth, and his friend from growing up, Lewis." "When Jesus starts hanging out with the apostles, it's difficult for Lewis, because the friend groups don't really mesh." "Lon Barr and Preston Fontaine star." "So, Jesus, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about." "Now, don't get me wrong." "I'm having a great time." "But the apostles... they worship you as the son of God, yet scorn me." "Lewis, my friend from growing up, look not what they say or do." "Those men like you." "They said so." "They said..." ""We like Lewis."" "We treated the material with the utmost respect." "It was a story of the son of God and a friendship caper." "Lads?" "Lads." "You know what's great about all of us?" "We're all from Jerusalem, and we're all good friends." "Then choose, Nazarene!" "Choose out of all of us:" "Who's your best friend?" "Anyway, anyway, like I was telling you before," "I had these two big baskets, right?" "It had a score by Miklós Rózsa, and a cast of over 10,000 extras for an outdoor market scene that we ended up cutting." "It was the biggest budget in Pinnacle's history, and it paid off." ""Friend of the Son of Man" was one of the last great road-show pictures, playing across the country for over two years." "But the critics savaged us." "Pauline Kael and Renata Adler," "AKA Spinster and No Thanks, not only ripped apart the film, but singled me out and printed my address." "After all this work," "I was still a joke in Hollywood." "Pinnacle was flush with cash, but we were strapped for respect." "I knew one thing could put us on top, and that was Mr. Gold himself." "The Oscar." "The Academy Award." "I made a bet with Jerry that "Friend of the Son of Man"" "would not recoup." "If I won the bet, he had to spend one night in the haunted mausoleum of Lupe Vélez." "If he won, I had to wear a bandana around my neck every day for 50 years." "And here we are." "Prior to 1945, the Academy Awards had been a small affair, a chicken dinner at a hotel banquet room that we shared with some L. Ron Hubbard thing." "It ran only 45 minutes." "But over the years, the Oscars had grown into an event like the great Roman games where gladiators beat the shit out of each other for money or whatever." "Pinnacle needed an Oscar-winning film, and I would do everything in my power to make it happen." "You've heard of" "Captain Moby Dick and Mr. Whale... well, my whale was a 13.5-inch," "8.5-pound golden Adonis, and I'd spend the rest of my life trying to lure that son of a bitch into my net." "And it was enormously hard to be married to such a person when all he wanted was..." "Yes." "We were married from 1965 to 1967." "Did he not mention that?" "I..." "I can't with him!" "I just can't." | {
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"(♪♪♪)" "PETER:" "Five, four, three, two, one." "Ready or not, here I come." "(MAN WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)" "(RAINDROPS PATTERING)" "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "(WINDOW CLATTERING)" "(♪♪♪)" "Hey, Dad?" "Dad!" "(♪♪♪)" "(♪♪♪)" "(WHISPERINGS INDISTINCTLY)" "RICHARD:" "You'll stay with Aunt May and Uncle Ben for a little while." "I wanna go with you." "No." "Doesn't like crust on his sandwiches and he likes to sleep with a little light on." "RICHARD:" "Mary." "Come on, come on." "Oh, God." "Dad." "Be good." "(THE SHINS' "NO WAY DOWN" PLAYING)" "(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)" "(BOY LAUGHS)" "Sony." "Morning, Flash." "FLASH:" "Good morning, Parker." "♪ Meet the son Of the governing man ♪" "♪ And a pillar of salt ♪" "♪ I was born With blood on my hands ♪" "Hey." "It's, uh, Peter, right?" "Mm-hm." "I really like your photos." "Oh, thanks." "Thanks." "Uh, listen, are you busy Friday night?" "Uh... (GIGGLES)" "Cool." "Uh, can you take pictures of my boyfriend's car?" "You know, I really wanna frame a good one for his birthday." "That's really nice of you." "Wow, that's such a nice thought." "Um..." "Yeah, I'll have a look at the old, uh..." "The old schedule." "Okay." "MAN:" "Parker." "Yes, sir?" "You want to keep that skateboard?" "Yeah." "Keep it off the ground." "Sure." "Yeah." "Wheels up." "Like that?" "That's it." "Okay." "♪ Is there no way ♪" "♪ Down?" "♪" "♪ From this ♪" "♪ Peak to solid ground ♪" "♪ Without ♪" "♪ Having our ♪" "♪ Gold teeth pulled from our mouths ♪♪" "STUDENTS (CHANTING):" "Eat it!" "Eat it!" "Eat it!" "Eat it!" "Eat it!" "Eat it!" "Eat it!" "Eat it!" "Eat your vegetables, Gordon." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Hey, Parker, come on." "Get a picture of this." "No, I'm not gonna take a picture of it." "Put him down, man." "BOY:" "Come on." "Gordon, don't eat it." "Take the picture." "Put him down, Flash." "Take the picture." "Put him down, Eugene!" "STUDENTS:" "Aw... (GRUNTS)" "Hey, man." "STUDENTS:" "Oh!" "Come on!" "Get up, Parker!" "(PETER GROANING)" "Get up!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Get up!" "STUDENTS:" "Ooh!" "Still not taking the picture." "Stay down, Parker!" "Who wants one more?" "One more!" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Flash!" "Flash, we still on for after school today?" "My house, 3:30?" "I hope you did homework." "Last time, I was... disappointed in you." "Okay, move." "No, how about we go to class?" "Hm?" "How about it?" "(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)" "FLASH:" "Whatever." "(♪♪♪)" "(PETER COUGHS)" "I thought that was great what you did." "It was stupid, but it was great." "You should go to the nurse." "You might have a concussion." "What's your name?" "You don't know my name?" "No, I know your name." "I want to know if you know your name." "Peter." "Parker." "Peter Parker." "Okay." "Okay, good." "I'd still go to the nurse though." "You're Gwen, right?" "Gwen Stacy." "All right." "PETER:" "Hey." "MAY:" "I'm making spaghetti and meatballs tonight." "You're serious?" "Spaghetti and meatballs." "Since when don't you like spaghetti and meatballs, huh?" "Oh, my God." "What's up?" "What happened to your face?" "Oh." "I'm all right." "Just..." "I fell, skating." "It's all right." "MAY:" "Ben Parker, don't you even think about leaving that filthy box in my kitchen." "My bowling trophies." "MAY:" "Oh, well, then, by all means, leave that box in my kitchen." "What happened to you?" "MAY:" "He fell." "Why you kids ride those things, I'll never know." "Because it's stupid and dangerous." "Remember when we were stupid?" "No." "Trust me, we were." "PETER:" "All right." "Good to know." "Where's the flood?" "BEN:" "Follow me." "I'll show you." "PETER:" "You serious?" "BEN:" "Yes." "All right." "BEN:" "It's the condenser tray." "Too much water for the condenser tray or the heat exchange tubing." "This has got to be the fill line." "That's the only thing that makes any sense." "Heh." "Can you fix it?" "No, not tonight." "I'll go by the hardware store tomorrow." "Good deal." "And meanwhile, put this on your face." "(CHUCKLES)" "How's the other guy look?" "Come on." "I know a right cross when I see one." "Yes or no?" "Do I have to call somebody's father?" "No, no." "All right." "Well, I wouldn't tell your Aunt May." "I pity the poor kid who'd have to suffer her wrath." "Before you come up, see if there's anything else worth saving." "Okay." "(♪♪♪)" "BEN:" "Plumbers don't fix appliances." "MAY:" "Yes, they do." "BEN:" "They fix pipes and pump things." "If you ask them to..." "BEN:" "I forgot all about that thing." "It was your dad's." "Yeah." "He asked us to keep it safe." "(CHUCKLES)" "He saw it in the window of that leather shop over on 9th Avenue." "He was 19." "What does a 19-year-old kid need with a briefcase?" "And guess who sold it to him." "I don't know." "BEN:" "Your mother." "That's how they met." "PETER:" "He asked you to keep this safe?" "There's nothing in here." "Have you looked?" "There's nothing here." "Your father was a very secretive man, Peter." "Yeah, I know." "Who's that?" "Do you know who that is?" "BEN:" "Some guy who worked with your dad, I guess." "Just take this off the table, all right?" "We're gonna eat." "Off." "And wash your hands." "Now." "All right." "Go on." "(♪♪♪)" "RICHARD:" "I need you to be a good boy." "Where are you going?" "There's something, uh, your mom and I have to do." "(♪♪♪)" "What is this?" ""Zero, zero, decay rate algorithm."" "(KNOCK ON DOOR)" "Yeah, one sec, one sec." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "(LOCK WHIRS)" "Come in." "You okay?" "Yeah." "What's up?" "Oh, my God." "You look just like him." "Can I come in?" "Yeah." "Listen, um," "I don't have much education." "You know that, Peter." "Hell, I stopped being able to help with your homework when you were 10." "What I'm trying to say is" "I know it's been rough for you without your dad." "And I know we don't talk much about them." "Yeah, it's all right." "No, it is not all right." "I wish I could change it, but I can't." "Curt Connors." "That's the name of the guy in the picture with your dad." "They worked together for years and they were close." "But after that night, we never saw him again." "He never even called." "Not once." "Go figure." "She's pretty" "Uncle Ben." "What?" "You're a pretty great dad." "(♪♪♪)" "Excuse me." "PETER:" "What?" "Oh, uh Can I help you?" "I don't know." "I'm here to see" "Dr. Connors." "Right." "You'll find yourself to the left." "You are here for the internship?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Okay." "You'll find your badge to the left." "Oh." "Having trouble finding yourself?" "No." "Yeah, I got it." "Okay," "Mr. Guevara." "(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)" "(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)" "WOMAN (OVER PA):" "Welcome to Oscorp." "Born from the mind of our founder, Norman Osborn, the Oscorp Tower houses 108 floors of innovation." "Our scientific minds are pushing the boundaries of defense, biomedical and chemical technologies." "The future lies within." "GWEN:" "Welcome to Oscorp." "I'm Gwen Stacy, a senior at Midtown Science and head intern to Dr. Connors." "I'll be with you for the duration of your visit." "Where I go, you go." "That's the rule." "Remember that, all will be fine." "BOY:" "Come on!" "If you forget that..." "BOY:" "Listen!" "Look, listen." "Tell them Rodrigo Guevara is here." "Just tell them" "Rodrigo Guevara is here!" "My name's Rodrigo!" "I guess I don't need to tell you what happens if you forget." "Shall we?" "Come around this way." "Good afternoon, Gwen." "Dr. Connors." "Welcome." "My name is Dr. Curtis Connors." "Yes, in case you're wondering, I'm a southpaw." "INTERNS:" "Ha-ha-ha." "I'm not a cripple," "I'm a scientist, and the world's foremost authority on herpetology." "That's reptiles, for those of you who don't know." "Like the Parkinson's patient who watches on in horror as her body slowly betrays her, or the man with macular degeneration whose eyes grow dimmer each day, I long to fix myself." "I want to create a world without weakness." "Anyone care to venture a guess just how?" "Yes." "Stem cells?" "Promising." "But the solution" "I'm thinking of is more radical." "No one?" "PETER:" "Cross-species genetics." "Person gets Parkinson's when the brain cells that produce dopamine start to disappear." "But a zebra fish has the ability to regenerate cells on command." "If you could give this ability to the woman you're talking about, that's that." "She's..." "She's curing herself." "BOY:" "Yeah, you just have to look past the gills on her neck." "(INTERNS CHUCKLE)" "And you are...?" "He's one of Midtown Science's best and brightest." "Really?" "Second in his class." "Oh." "Second?" "Yeah." "Sure about that?" "I'm pretty sure." "(PHONE RINGING)" "I'm afraid duty calls." "I'll leave you in the more-than-capable hands of Miss Stacy." "Nice meeting you all." "If you'd like to gather round." "WOMAN (OVER SPEAKERS):" "Welcome to Oscorp's tree of life." "Our planet's tree of life is immense." "At Oscorp's" "Cross-Species Division, Hi." "we endeavor to explore exciting new methods... (CLEARS THROAT)" "What are you doing, "Rodrigo"?" "Oh, yeah." "What are you doing here?" "I work here." "I don't." "I was gonna say I work here, but it seems like you do work here." "So you know that I don't." "You following me?" "No, I'm not following you, no." "I had no idea you worked here." "Why would you be here?" "I just snuck in because..." "I love science." "You love it." "I'm passionate about it." "So you snuck in...?" "I have to lead this tour group." "I know." "I'll ask you more about this later." "Do not get me in trouble." "I promise you I won't." "Stay with the group." "All right, guys?" "I'm gonna take you to the bioreactor room now." "PETER:" "Sony." "Yo." "Sony." "(♪♪♪)" "(BEEPING)" "(LOCK CLICKS)" "(LOCK CLICKS)" "(♪♪♪)" "(MACHINE WHIRRING)" "(♪♪♪)" "DR. CONNORS:" "We received the results from the mRNA sequences this morning." "They were disappointing." "Define "disappointing."" "Another dead end." "It's the decay rate algorithm." "And this is to be expected." "Expected?" "You said you were close." "We are close, but it's gonna take time." "He doesn't have time." "Norman Osborn is dying, Dr. Connors." "Save him." "Or we'll both lose our heads." "(♪♪♪)" "(CHUCKLES)" "All right, give me the badge." "Give it to me." "Sony." "Aah." "Aah, aah." "(♪♪♪)" "(♪♪♪)" "WOMAN:" "Disgusting." "Now I smell like beer." "I didn't mean to do that." "I didn't mean to..." "I didn't..." "I didn't..." "Get your hand off her!" "I'm trying to get my... (MAN 1 LAUGHS)" "Are you kidding?" "I'm sorry." "Are you kidding me?" "MAN 2:" "Hey, get him, Rudy!" "RUDY:" "Hey!" "(GROANS)" "Man, I'm sorry!" "Man, are you all right?" "WOMAN:" "Take him down!" "Come on." "(GROANS)" "MAN 3:" "Get him, man!" "Get him!" "No, man, no." "Not my board." "Please, dude, don't... (ALL GRUNTING)" "Sorry!" "Sorry." "Sorry." "I'm so sorry." "MAN (OVER PA):" "Coney Island, next stop." "Next and final stop, Coney Island." "(DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES)" "PETER:" "Ah..." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "Sony." "I'm late." "I got..." "We've been so worried." "I know." "I'm sorry." "Watch out!" "(♪♪♪)" "That's a fly, Peter." "Yeah." "I'm so sorry" "I kept you guys up." "I'm insensitive, I'm irresponsible and I'm hungry." "Meat loaf." "Drinking?" "What's this?" "I don't think so." "This is your meatloaf." "This beats all other meat loafs." "Something is very wrong." "Yeah." "Nobody likes your meat loaf." "I got it." "He took the frozen macaroni and cheese." "I noticed that." "Why didn't you tell me you didn't like my meatloaf?" "You could have said that to me 37 years ago." "How many meat loafs have I made for you?" "(FAUCET RUNNING)" "(SIGHING)" "(♪♪♪)" "Aah." "(ALARM BUZZING)" "(PHANTOM PLANET'S "BIG BRAT" PLAYING)" "♪ It was all his fault ♪" "♪ Introduced me to know-it-all ♪" "♪ And the ♪" "♪ Cannibal ♪" "♪ Oh, well By the time they started ♪" "♪ Showing up I ran the risk of blowing up ♪" "♪ These times These times get tough ♪" "♪ So if I stay We're gonna see who's had enough ♪♪" "(♪♪♪)" "(GRUNTS)" "(♪♪♪)" "(♪♪♪)" "Peter." "Mm." "What are you doing?" "I'm, uh..." "Homework." "Be careful." "Sure." "(DOORBELL RINGS)" "PETER:" "Dr. Connors." "Uh..." "You don't remember me." "I, uh..." "The intern from the other day." "Yeah, yeah." "That's right, yeah." "I'm sure you're very nice, but this is a home." "I ask you to make an appointment with my office." "I'm Richard Parker's son." "Peter?" "I'm afraid" "I can't help you much." "I don't know why they left or where they were going." "Good reflexes." "Thank you." "Thank you." "I read your book." "Oh?" "Yeah." "It's something, you know." "So you really think it's possible, cross-species genetics?" "Yes, of course." "Your father and I were mocked for our theories." "Not just in the community at large but at Oscorp, as well." "They called us mad scientists." "And then your father bred the spiders and everything changed." "The results were beyond encouraging." "They were spectacular." "We were gonna change the lives of millions." "Including my own." "Then it was over." "He was gone." "Took his research with him." "And I knew without him, I..." "I..." "I was angry." "So I stayed away from you and your family." "And for that, I'm truly sorry." "Say..." "Say it worked." "Say you got it to work." "Like, how much would the foreign species take over?" "What could the side effects be?" "It's hard to say, considering no subject survived." "The problem was always..." "The decay rate algorithm?" "Right." "Right." "Can I, uh...?" "Of course." "(♪♪♪)" "Extraordinary." "How did you come up with this?" "Peter, how about coming to see me at the Tower one day after school?" "Yeah." "Thank you." "(♪♪♪)" "BOY 1:" "Number one, Reggie." "Run it, buddy." "BOY 2:" "Let's go, Reggie." "Rejected!" "You did that on purpose, Flash!" "I should've." "You better watch your back." "Hey." "All right?" "(♪♪♪)" "Give it up." "BOY 3:" "Come on, man." "Oh..." "One sec." "BOY 3:" "Come on, man." "Why don't you take it from me?" "BOY 4:" "That's right." "Take it." "PETER:" "Go ahead." "Take it." "ALL:" "Oh!" "(BOYS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)" "Just take it." "All right, how about this?" "All right?" "How about that?" "BOY 5:" "Come on, Flash." "BOY 3:" "Flash, stop playing, man." "BOY 4:" "Take it from him!" "Come on, Flash." "Take it." "BOY 6:" "Yo, Flash, let's go." "BOY 7:" "Let's go!" "BOY 8:" "Do it, Flash." "Stop playing, man." "BOY 9:" "Let's go, Flash." "What are you doing?" "BOY 10:" "What's up?" "What you doing?" "All right, bring it!" "Come on, Parker!" "Come on!" "(GIRLS SHRIEK)" "Peter's behavior is just unacceptable." "PETER:" "They won't make us pay for the backboard." "BEN:" "I don't care about the backboard." "Was that true?" "What?" "What I heard in there just now." "Did you humiliate that boy?" "Yeah, I did." "But..." "But what?" "This guy deserved it." "Did he?" "Yeah." "Is he the kid that hit you?" "Is he?" "Yeah, yeah, but..." "So all this is about getting even." "If so, I guess you must feel pretty good about yourself now, right?" "Am I right or wrong?" "Yeah, I thought so." "Well, thanks to this little escapade of yours," "I had to change shifts at work so you have to pick up Aunt May tonight at 9:00." "Understood?" "Is that understood?" "Yeah." "Okay, good." "She looks familiar." "The girl on your computer." "Yeah." "He's got you on his computer." "I'm his probation officer." "Don't forget Aunt May." "(CHUCKLES)" "PETER:" "Okay." "He's a character." "That's my uncle." "He's a pathological liar." "He thought you were someone else." "Oh, man, you don't have me on your computer?" "I took a photo of the debate team, and you're in the debate team." "Right." "So." "He must have seen..." "I was touching up stuff." "Touching up stuff?" "Come on." "I was..." "I'm not gonna answer that." "Did you get expelled?" "No, no." "I didn't get expelled." "I got community service." "Um, so you want to..." "I don't know...?" "Um..." "Want to what?" "I don't know." "Just, uh..." "Um..." "I don't know..." "We could..." "We could do something else, or we could..." "If you don't feel like, we could..." "Yeah." "Yeah?" "Yeah, either one." "Really?" "Sure." "(COLDPLAY'S "'TIL KINGDOM COME" PLAYING)" "Okay." "All right, good." "Sounds good." "Cool." "Okay." "I can't right now, I can't right now." "Yeah, no." "I'm so busy right now." "I know, me too." "Ugh." "But, uh, maybe, uh..." "Yeah, just, you know..." "Some other..." "Time, all right." "Ha-ha-ha." "Okay." "Bye." "All right." "♪ Let me in ♪" "♪ Unlock the door ♪" "♪ I've never felt this way before ♪" "♪ And the wheels just ♪" "♪ Keep on turning ♪" "♪ The drummer ♪" "♪ Begins to drum ♪" "♪ I don't know which way ♪" "♪ I'm going ♪" "♪ I don't know which way ♪" "♪ I've come ♪" "♪ For you I'd wait ♪" "♪ 'Til kingdom come ♪" "♪ Until my days ♪" "♪ My days ♪" "♪ Are done ♪" "(PANTING)" "♪ And say you'll come ♪" "♪ And set me free ♪" "♪ Just say you'll wait ♪" "(GRUNTS THEN YELLING)" "♪ You'll wait for me ♪" "♪ Say you'll wait ♪" "Whoo!" "♪ You'll wait ♪" "♪ For me ♪" "♪ Just say you'll wait ♪" "♪ You'll wait for me ♪♪" "Whoo!" "DR. CONNORS:" "We have protein structure, rDNA, chromatography, transgenics testing, that's X-ray video." "That's the only one on the planet." "We have, um..." "Human line testing over..." "I remember that." "I've seen that before." "The Ganali device." "PETER:" "Yeah, I remember a picture of that in my dad's office." "The idea was so simple." "You load it with an antigen." "It creates a cloud which can be dispersed over a neighborhood, even a city." "Theoretically, you could cure polio in an afternoon." "PETER:" "That's incredible." "Well, others disagreed." "What if the device were loaded with a toxin?" "What if you wanted to opt out?" "You can't run away from a cloud after all, so here it lies, gathering dust." "What you see here is a computer model of a lizard." "Many of these wonderful creatures have so brilliantly adapted that they can regenerate entire limbs at will." "You can imagine my envy." "We're trying to harness this capability and transfer it into our host subject:" "Freddy the three-legged mouse." "Enter the algorithm now." "(PHONE RINGING)" "Need to take that?" "COMPUTERIZED VOICE:" "System ready for gene insertion." "Okay." "Check." "See what I'm trying to do?" "DR. CONNORS:" "Preempt the proteins." "PETER:" "The immune response." "Beginning trials." "Pending." "Pending." "Failed." "Subject deceased." "Come on, come on, come on." "Pending." "Failed." "Pending." "Failed." "Pending." "Failed." "Subject deceased." "Pending." "Peptide algorithm accepted." "Regrowth complete." "Hey." "Vitals normal." "Blood pressure normal." "Limb regeneration successful." "DR. CONNORS:" "Extraordinary." "And thank you." "DR. CONNORS:" "Meet Fred and Wilma, our three-legged mice." "Here you go." "PETER:" "Hey, buddy, I got you." "Okay." "Careful, don't want to stick you by mistake." "Human trials aren't until next week." "(BOTH SNICKER)" "There." "Hey." "Hey, I thought you, uh..." "Didn't you forget something?" "What?" "(PHONE RINGING)" "Now, don't answer that, but I'm glad to know it's working." "You owe your aunt an apology bigtime." "Be a man." "Get in there and apologize." "I'm sorry, Aunt May, I, uh..." "Honestly, you don't have to apologize to me." "It's your..." "BEN:" "The hell he doesn't." "Ben." "Look, I'm sorry, I got distracted." "Oh, he got distracted." "Yeah." "Your aunt, my wife, had to walk 12 blocks alone in the middle of the night and then wait in a deserted subway station because you got distracted." "Ben, sweetheart, honestly," "I am completely capable of walking home..." "You will not defend this boy!" "I'm not defending..." "BEN:" "You are!" "Listen to me, son." "Yeah, go ahead." "You're a lot like your father." "You really are, Peter, and that's a good thing, but your father lived by a philosophy, a principle, really." "He believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things." "That's what's at stake here." "Not choice." "Responsibility." "That is nice." "That's great." "That's all well and good." "So where is he?" "What?" "Where is he?" "Where's my dad?" "He didn't think it was his responsibility to be here to tell me himself?" "Oh, come on, how dare you?" "How dare I?" "How dare you?" "Where you going?" "Peter, come back here, please." "(♪♪♪)" "Ben, leave him alone for a little while." "He'll be all right." "Peter!" "Peter?" "Peter!" "MAN:" "It's $2.07." "It's $2.07." "Yeah." "No, I know." "Yeah, you're holding up the line." "No." "You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny." "What?" "You can leave a penny anytime, you have to spend 10 dollars to take a penny." "It's store policy." "You're holding up my line." "I don't have 2 cents." "You can't afford milk, step aside." "Daddy didn't give you enough milk money today?" "We're talking about 2 cents." "Just step aside, kid." "(♪♪♪)" "Really?" "Yo, not cool, bro." "(CAR HORN HONKS)" "Hey, man, stop!" "Somebody stop that guy!" "Hey, kid, little help?" "Not my policy." "Somebody stop that dude!" "Hey!" "Hey, stop!" "Somebody stop that dude!" "WOMAN 1:" "Oh!" "(WOMAN 2 GRUNTS)" "Hey!" "(GUNSHOT)" "(♪♪♪)" "PETER:" "Oh, God, oh, God." "Uncle Ben, Uncle Ben." "Call an ambulance!" "Someone call an ambulance!" "Uncle Ben, Uncle Ben." "Oh, God, oh, my God." "(GRUNTS AND YELLS)" "Oh, God." "No." "(WHISPERS) Oh, Jesus." "OFFICER:" "Witnesses gave a description to the sketch artist." "I need you to take a look." "(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)" "No, I don't know him." "OFFICER:" "I didn't expect you would, ma'am." "Homicide detectives are on it." "We'll see what they turn up." "Okay." "Can I have that?" "Sure." "There's one other thing." "He has a star tattooed on his left hand." "(♪♪♪)" "(SOBBING)" "BEN:" "Peter, I know things have been difficult lately and I'm sorry about that." "I think I know what you're feeling." "(♪♪♪)" "Hey, Parker." "Not today." "Come on, I just want to talk." "(STUDENTS GASP)" "It feels better, right?" "Look, your uncle died." "I'm sorry." "I get it." "I'm sorry." "Okay?" "Peter." "(♪♪♪)" "(♪♪♪)" "(♪♪♪)" "(MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)" "Unh." "Get..." "Stay away from him." "You understand?" "PETER:" "Hey!" "Stay away from Joey." "Hey!" "You like beating on girls?" "You like beating on old men?" "NICKY:" "Hey, pal, keep walking." "You're in the wrong place." "When were you in Queens?" "Unh!" "I asked you a question." "Nicky, no!" "That the gun?" "Unh!" "You gonna kill me too?" "WOMAN:" "Hey!" "Stop it!" "MAN 1:" "Hey, get off!" "WOMAN:" "Wait, oh, don't hit Nicky!" "MAN 2:" "Back up!" "WOMAN:" "This guy is crazy!" "MAN 3:" "Get him!" "(♪♪♪)" "MAN 4:" "Get back here, man!" "Get him!" "(MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)" "MAN 5:" "Follow him!" "MAN 6:" "Go around, man!" "MAN 7:" "I'll follow you!" "MAN 8:" "Go, go, go!" "There he is!" "Can't get away!" "(GRUNTS)" "(GRUNTS)" "OFFICER:" "He has a star tattooed on his left hand." "MAN 9:" "Oh, yeah?" "Come on!" "NICKY:" "I know what you look like!" "You hear me?" "I've seen your face!" "(SIGHING)" "(♪♪♪)" "MAN:" "Is that all you got?" "Just take it, take it." "(♪♪♪)" "MAN:" "Engineered from genetically enhanced spiders," "Oscorp's BioCable tensile strength is unparalleled." "We're just beginning to understand all the potential industrial applications." "A single pellet can safely store several hundred meters of the lightweight cable." "Aah!" "Mother... (GRUNTS)" "(♪♪♪)" "(YELLING)" "WOMAN:" "Attention, all units in the confines of Precinct 13, receiving a 10-30" "(OVER RADIO) on West 19th Street and Broadway." "Assailant is Caucasian male, mid-30s, 170 to 180 pounds, shoulder-length blond hair." "Last seen on foot heading eastbound on 19th Street." "(♪♪♪)" "(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)" "(CAR HORN HONKING)" "MAN:" "Hey." "(GRUNTS)" "(CAR HORNS HONKING)" "You got a description?" "OFFICER:" "Well, no, he wears a mask." "A mask?" "Most of his victims are suspects with serious rap sheets." "They're calling him a vigilante." "Okay, he's not a vigilante, he's an anarchist." "MAN:" "Help me, somebody!" "Arrest me!" "Get me out of here." "(MAN YELLS)" "WOMAN:" "Hey, look!" "(ALL CLAMORING)" "(♪♪♪)" "Spandex." "Spandex." "Everything spandex." "BOY:" "Extraordinary velocity vector is a function of both mass and acceleration." "Aw, come on, you know better than anyone the weight on any pendulum has no effect on speed." "BOY:" "It doesn't affect frequency, but it's totally a factor in momentum." "(♪♪♪)" "(♪♪♪)" "(PHONE RINGING)" "Hey, Aunt May." "Yeah." "Eggs?" "Organic, got it." "(ALARM BEEPS)" "(BEEPING)" "Ahem." "In the future, if you're gonna steal cars, don't dress like a car thief, man." "What are you?" "You a cop?" "Really?" "You seriously think I'm a cop?" "Cop in a skin-tight red-and-blue suit?" "You know, you're..." "You've got a mind of the true scholar, sir." "I was going more for the guys who do the luge." "Good thinking." "Get out the window." "There you go." "You got it." "Whoa." "Crotch!" "Just let me go." "Is that a real knife?" "Yes, it's a real knife." "My weakness, it's small knives." "Just let me go." "Anything but knives!" "Oh, it's so simple." "That was cool." "What is this?" "Webbing I developed." "I don't think you want to know." "Let me go!" "(GRUNTS)" "Okay, one second." "Hold on, one second." "Knock it off, man." "No!" "(SNEEZES)" "Come on, let me go." "Stop it!" "(LAUGHING)" "That isn't funny." "It is kind of funny." "Help!" "Shh." "(MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)" "(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)" "This could've gone a lot worse." "Now hold still." "Oh!" "Boys in blue here." "Yo, I got him." "Freeze!" "He's not going anywhere." "Don't move." "You serious?" "Who are you?" "No one grasps the concept of the mask." "Freeze!" "I just did 80 percent of your job." "Huh?" "And that?" "That's how you repay me?" "OFFICER:" "Hold it right there!" "(♪♪♪)" "Woo-hoo!" "Well, that was fun." "Bus!" "Hey there, everybody." "(WOMAN SHRIEKS)" "(HORN HONKING)" "MAN:" "What are you doing?" "Whoo!" "Hey, watch out." "I'm swinging here." "I'm swinging here." "(HORNS HONKING)" "Woo-hoo!" "So 38 of New York's finest versus one guy in a unitard." "Am I correct?" "You don't have to wait up for me." "Yes, I do." "No, you don't." "Yes, I do." "Okay." "Where were you?" "I was out." "Did you get the eggs?" "Nope." "Forgot the eggs." "I'm gonna get them now." "No, you most certainly will not." "Not at this hour." "Look at me, Peter." "Take off the damn hood and look at me." "Peter." "Where do you go?" "Who does this to you?" "Please go to sleep, Aunt May." "Please tell me." "Aunt May, please, please, please go to sleep." "I can't sleep." "Don't you understand?" "I can't sleep." "(KETTLE WHISTLING)" "(♪♪♪)" "Peter, listen to me." "Secrets have a cost." "They're not for free." "Not now, not ever." "DR. CONNORS:" "Cross-species genetics is finally working." "I've used the lizard DNA to help Freddy regrow that limb." "RATHA:" "It's a miracle." "No, it's hard work and promise." "It's a step closer to the primate lab." "He doesn't have time for every little step." "Little?" "I just mean he can't wait." "Well, he'll have to." "Unless he wants to be a lab rat." "That's not what" "I'm saying." "DR. CONNORS:" "So, what are you saying?" "You have to start human trials." "Now." "No, I don't, and no, I won't." "Well, then he's going to die." "People die." "Even Norman Osborn." "We are not finished." "Human trials?" "Where are you going to find the people to volunteer?" "As far as anyone's concerned, it's for a flu shot." "I might think the Veterans Hospital is a place to start." "You've gotta be kidding me." "I don't think I am." "It's a little late for shock and indignation." "About 15 years late." "I have no idea what you're talking about." "Richard Parker wore it well." "On you, it's a cheap suit, as it was then." "I had nothing to do with that." "Is that what you told his son?" "I don't know what you're saying." "You don't know, or you don't wanna know?" "I'll remind you what happened." "Richard Parker said just about the same thing then that you are saying now." "The clock is ticking, Dr. Connors." "I, um..." "I won't." "Fine." "The formula is ours now anyway." "Say goodbye to that arm you have dreamed of." "I'm shutting you down." "Have your office cleared out by the morning." "Your toys can be taken away too, you know." "Right, Freddy?" "Hey." "Hi." "How's it going?" "Where you headed?" "Monday, B track." "Oh, it's Thursday." "It's Thursday?" "What happened?" "What?" "Your eye, it looks bruised." "Oh, yeah, no, I don't..." "Maybe I got a rash or..." "It's bad." "Have you gone to the nurse?" "Mm-hm." "Do you like branzino?" "Like, a fish." "Mm-hm." "No, no." "I know." "I know." "Well, if you want, you can come to this address at 8:00 tonight." "My mom's making branzino." "So..." "It's apartment 2016." "I didn't write that pan down." "I don't know why I..." "Heh." "I'll remember it." "Oh, okay." "2016." "(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)" "(♪♪♪)" "(GROANING)" "(♪♪♪)" "Hi." "Heh." "How did you get out there?" "The fire escape." "Your doorman's intimidating." "It's 20 stories." "Yeah." "It's all right." "This is your room." "Yes, this is my room." "Books." "Shoes." "(CHUCKLES)" "Oh, hey, uh..." "I got your mom, um, these." "Oh, lovely." "Beautiful, right?" "Beautiful." "They were nice." "No, they're beautiful." "I'm sorry." "No, it's impressive." "They actually held together very well." "I'm gonna keep these." "Heh." "You have your suit in there?" "My Suit?" "It's for dinner." "Are you gonna...?" "Are you gonna wear that?" "That's, um..." "Hey, hon." "You must be Peter." "Dad, this is Peter." "Nice to meet you, sir." "Nice to meet you." "Dinner's ready." "Hope you like branzino." "Who doesn't?" "(♪♪♪)" "(GRUNTS THEN LAUGHS)" "DR. CONNORS:" "Emma, it's Curt." "Is he there?" "EMMA:" "I'm afraid not, doctor." "The car is taking him to the Veterans Hospital in Brooklyn." "No." "He can't, Emma." "You have to stop him." "He..." "I would, but I always lose him on the bridge." "(GRUNTS)" "I'll make sure Dr. Ratha returns your call as soon as possible." "(♪♪♪)" "I'm going to Holton Avenue, across the river." "I'm in a hurry." "You want me to take the tunnel or the bridge?" "Bridge!" "Take the bridge." "All right, we'll do that." "Hey, you all right back there?" "(GROANING)" "You tweaking, man?" "Just drive." "Okay." "HELEN:" "You're having trouble there?" "The head goes on the other..." "Help Gwen's friend with his fish." "PETER:" "Oh, I..." "I got no idea." "First time." "(WHISPERS) Branzino." "HELEN:" "George." "Tell us about your day." "Did you catch that spider guy yet?" "CAPTAIN STACY:" "No, we didn't catch him yet." "But we will." "He's an amateur who's assaulting civilians in the dead of night." "He's clumsy, he leaves clues, but he's still dangerous." "He's assaulting people?" "I'm not sure." "I mean, I saw that video with him and the car thief, and..." "I think most people would say that he was providing a public service." "Most people would be wrong." "If I wanted the car thief off the street, he'd already be off the street." "So why wasn't he then?" "(CHUCKLES)" "Let me illuminate you." "The car thief was leading us to the people who run the operation." "It's a six-month-long sting." "It's called strategy." "I'm sure you're aware of the term?" "You've heard about that in school?" "Yeah." "CAPTAIN STACY:" "Good." "(MOUTHS) I know." "He didn't know you had a plan." "You seem to know a lot about this." "Know something we don't?" "Whose side are you on?" "I'm not on anyone's side." "I saw a video on the internet..." "Oh." "You saw the video on the Internet." "Well, then the case is closed." "PETER:" "Well, no." "If you watch the video..." "Maybe send you a link?" "It looks like he's trying to help." "On the Internet he's being made out to look like a hero." "No, no." "I'm not saying he's a hero." "What are you trying to say?" "He's trying to help." "He's trying to do something the police can't." "Something the police can't?" "I don't know." "What do you think we do?" "Sit around eating doughnuts with our thumbs planted up our asses?" "(IN NORMAL VOICE) George." "George." "Daddy." "Up your what?" "HELEN:" "Howard." "He stands for what you stand for." "Protecting innocent people from bad guys." "CAPTAIN STACY:" "I stand for law and order." "That's what I stand for." "Okay?" "I wear a badge." "This guy wears a mask like an outlaw." "He's hunting down criminals that all look the same, like he's got some son of personal vendetta." "But he's not protecting innocent people, Mr. Parker." "Let's get some air, Peter." "Dad, we need to talk." "CAPTAIN STACY:" "Yes, we do." "PETER:" "Thank you for having me." "I'm sorry if I insulted you." "It was not my intention." "You're welcome." "Branzino was real good, Mrs. Stacy." "Thank you." "HELEN:" "You're welcome." "SIMON:" "Dad." "CAPTAIN STACY:" "Yeah?" "(♪♪♪)" "Well, that was something." "I'm sorry." "I thought he was going to arrest me at one point." "No, I wouldn't have let him arrest you." "What happened to your face?" "I wanna tell you something." "Oh." "Heh." "Okay." "I've been bitten..." "So have I." "Okay." "Okay, okay, okay." "I gotta tell you this one thing." "I gotta tell you this one thing about the vigilante and the car thief." "Oh, okay." "What?" "No, no, no." "I don't want to talk about that." "Forget that." "I won't talk about that." "I'm gonna talk about me, okay?" "What about you?" "It's impo..." "I wish I could just..." "I can't." "It's hard to say." "Just say it." "I don't know." "Say it." "What?" "What?" "What?" "Okay, then forget it." "(♪♪♪)" "You...?" "Shh, shh." "You're Spider-Man." "Shut up." "HELEN:" "Gwen?" "Gwen..." "Uh..." "Your father wants you to come inside." "Okay." "Okay?" "GWEN:" "Yeah." "Gwen." "I'm coming." "(CHUCKLES)" "(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(♪♪♪)" "Oh, I'm in trouble." "(♪♪♪)" "(HORNS HONKING)" "RATHA:" "Will you please find out what is going on, Alfred?" "(CAR THUMPS)" "Oh..." "Excellent." "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "Hey!" "(PEOPLE SCREAMING AND CLAMORING)" "(♪♪♪)" "MAN 1:" "Hey!" "What is that?" "MAN 2:" "Oh, my God!" "WOMAN:" "I don't know!" "MAN 3:" "Get back in the car!" "Help!" "Help!" "(♪♪♪)" "(LIZARD ROARS)" "(CAR ALARM WAILING)" "(LIZARD ROARING)" "(♪♪♪)" "(RATHA YELLING)" "SPIDER-MAN:" "Incoming!" "(LIZARD SHRIEKS)" "MAN:" "Somebody help!" "Help me!" "My kid is trapped!" "(LIZARD GROWLING)" "BOY:" "I want my dad!" "Dad!" "Hey, hey, hey." "Help!" "Hey, buddy." "It's okay." "Get away." "Aah." "Help!" "Hey, look." "Just a normal guy, all right?" "Wanna hold this?" "Hold my mask." "All right." "What's your name?" "Jack?" "JACK:" "Yes." "Let's get you out of here." "Okay, stay very still." "JACK:" "All right." "Okay, I got you." "Okay, look." "I'll undo the belt." "You hold on to that seat in front of you." "On three?" "All right." "Okay, one, two, three." "See how easy that was?" "You did a great job." "All right, okay." "(♪♪♪)" "(JACK SCREAMS)" "(PETER GRUNTING)" "Jack, climb now." "I can't." "Yes, you can." "Put it on, the mask." "It's gonna make you strong." "Jack, trust me." "Put it on." "There you go." "That's it." "That's it, buddy." "Okay, now, climb." "Come on, Jack." "Do me a favor." "A little faster, okay, bud?" "You're doing great, buddy." "You're doing great." "That's it." "Keep coming." "Keep it coming." "Keep coming." "No!" "Aah!" "Jack." "Oh, God." "Thank God." "You okay?" "My son." "My son." "Oh, my son." "My son." "Who are you?" "Spider-Man." "(♪♪♪)" "(PANTING)" "Beautiful." "(ALL CLAMORING)" "Settle down, guys." "Settle down, boys." "Settle down." "Come on." "CAPTAIN STACY:" "Listen." "At approximately 9 p.m. last night, an incident took place on the Williamsburg Bridge." "(ON TV) Much of what occurred is speculation at this point." "However, several eyewitnesses to the crime, as well as our own preliminary findings, have positively placed one individual at the scene." "Which is why, this morning lam issuing a warrant for the masked vigilante known as Spider-Man." "(REPORTERS CLAMORING ON TV)" "WOMAN:" "And lastly, city council members met with homeowners and airport officials in the first of four meetings..." "It's so beautiful." "Knows how to bite though." "Who else knows about this?" "Just you." "Really?" "Hey, you don't..." "You don't believe what the police are saying, do you?" "Of course not." "Does it scare you?" "What you can do?" "No." "No." "What did that thing on the bridge look like?" "It was real big." "Too big to be human." "You gotta lay low." "No, can't do that." "You've got to." "I mean, why...?" "Because of last night." "Those people on the bridge." "Whatever was attacking them would have killed them." "So" "I gotta go after it." "That's not your job." "Maybe it is." "(♪♪♪)" "I really liked kissing you." "You're an amazing kisser." "(CHUCKLES)" "Well, you know, it was..." "It was good for me too." "Yeah?" "Mm-hm." "BOY 1:" "Yo!" "BOY 2:" "Who did that?" "Hello!" "DR. CONNORS:" "It's not nice to snoop." "I gave everyone the week off." "Yeah." "Shouldn't you be at school?" "No, I got a free track." "I wanted to ask you a question." "How would a predator track a reptile?" "Oh, they don't." "Most reptiles are at the top of their food chain." "Kings of their domain." "They gotta have vulnerabilities." "Why the sudden interest in the cold-blooded?" "Just asking a question." "I got school stuff." "Biology profiles to do." "Mm." "So because of the cold blood, would they react to changes in temperatures?" "You'd have to catch one first." "Did you know there's a rumor of a new species in New York?" "Beautiful and quite large." "What do you know about it?" "You seen it?" "No, it's not yet classified." "But it can be aggressive if threatened." "Doc, you all right?" "Never been better, Peter." "Never been better." "Now, if you'll excuse me." "Afraid I have to ask you to leave." "I have a new project" "I'm working on." "I need to be alone." "Good." "Good, good." "Good." "Don't worry, Mr. Parker." "I'll be back." "Wonderful things are coming." "Wonderful things." "(GROWLING)" "Fred?" "Mr. Mayor, if there was a giant dinosaur running around you would be the first to know." "So tell your son he can rest easy, all right?" "Yeah." "You and me both, sir." "Okay." "Bye-bye." "Mr. Parker, why are you not in school?" "Got a free track." "Okay, well, I do not." "So make your point quickly." "Fine, there may not be a dinosaur running around." "There is something more dangerous, and I know who." "You know who?" "Dr. Curtis Connors." "He's a biochemist." "Of Oscorp?" "That's right." "Dr. Connors, who's my daughter's mentor." "Is that who?" "That's the one." "Okay." "Recently, Dr. Connors gave Gwen a college recommendation." "It was beautiful." "When I read it, I cried." "You would have me believe that he is running around dressed up like a dinosaur?" "Not dressing up and not a dinosaur." "He has transformed himself into a lizard." "(SIGHS)" "Let me ask you a question." "Do I look like the mayor of Tokyo to you?" "I'm telling you the absolute truth." "This man has worked for his whole life on cross-species genetics." "He lost an arm, he tried to grow it back, but the equation was imbalanced." "He has turned into a lizard." "He's using lizard DNA." "He is dangerous, and he is planning something horrific." "I know." "I know." "Okay." "All right, I get it." "Here's what we'll do." "You'll go back to hanging out with the citizens of Tokyo." "I'm gonna go back to protecting the citizens of this fine, fair city of ours." "Sergeant Butler, please escort Mr. Parker back to school." "PETER:" "Captain Stacy," "I'm not messing around." "Just bring him in." "Just call him in." "You have to call him in." "He is a danger to everybody." "Just, please, listen to me." "BUTLER:" "Let's go." "Jimmy." "JIMMY:" "Mm?" "Get me everything we have on Dr. Curtis Connors." "Okay?" "Right away." "Yeah." "(♪♪♪)" "DR. CONNORS:" "Subject:" "Dr. Curtis Connors." "Current temperature: 89.7." "Steady for 48 hours." "Blood panels reveal lymphocyte and monocyte readings consistent with subject's past." "(♪♪♪)" "Clotting rate vastly improved." "Marked enhancement in muscle response, strength and elasticity." "Eyesight similarly improved." "Subject no longer requires corrective lenses." "This is no longer about curing ills." "This is about finding perfection." "In attempt to redress regenerative relapse, dosage has been increased to 200 milligrams." "(VIDEO GAME BLEEPING)" "(WEB RESONATING)" "(♪♪♪)" "(LIZARDS CHITTERING)" "(LIZARD ROARING)" "You stopped me once." "You won't stop me again." "(CHOKING)" "I'm getting stronger every day!" "(GROANS)" "(PANTS AND COUGHS)" "Oh, that sucked." "(♪♪♪)" "Peter Parker." "(GROWLING)" "(TYPING ON KEYBOARD)" "GWEN:" "Come in." "You should maybe, uh, consider coming in through the lobby." "(GWEN CHUCKLES)" "Also, my father is under the impression that you require psychiatric attention." "Oh, really?" "Peter." "What happened?" "You should see the other guy." "The other guy, in this instance, being a giant mutant lizard." "Hey, Gwen, honey." "Do you want cocoa?" "Howard's making some." "Shh." "No, Dad, I do not want cocoa." "Honestly, I'm 17 years old." "Okay." "I remembered somebody saying her fantasy was to live in a chocolate house." "Well, that's impractical." "And fattening." "Chocolate house." "GWEN:" "Sony, Dad." "It's good." "I can't have cocoa right now because I'm work..." "I'm doing this, um..." "I have cramps." "Oh." "I feel kind of pukey and just son of..." "Like, emotional." "I keep crying." "It's okay." "Good." "Good." "It's brutal." "You don't want to know." "It's, like, bad." "Got it." "Thanks, Daddy." "All right." "(GROANING)" "(♪♪♪)" "(WHISPERING) Easy, Bug Boy." "(WHISPERING) What'd you call me?" "I'm going to be all right." "No." "No." "Yes." "Yes." "I know what this is." "What is it?" "Every day, for as long as I can remember, my father has left every morning and he's put a badge on his chest and strapped a gun to his hip." "And every day, for as long as I can remember," "I haven't known if he was gonna make it home." "I got you." "Okay?" "Okay?" "I gotta stop him, though." "I have to, because I created him." "What do you mean?" "I gave him an equation that made all of this possible." "Something my father had been working on, you know." "Secretly." "Now I realize why he kept it a secret." "Point is, this is my responsibility." "I have to fix it." "Peter." "Hey." "Let's get out of here." "Let's just get out of here." "Just for a minute." "Can we?" "(IN NORMAL VOICE) No." "No." "(IN NORMAL VOICE) Yeah." "Yes." "Yes." "No." "Yes." "If my parents see me leaving, I'm dead." "Your parents aren't gonna see you leaving." "DR. CONNORS:" "Peter Parker." "Spider-Man." "I'm not the one who needs help." "There will be no more loneliness, no more outcasts." "Species-wide distribution could enhance humanity on an evolutionary scale." "One has to adapt to survive." ""That, changing like the snake, I might be free to cast off flesh wherein I dwell confined."" "Would you give it all up after all you know you can do?" "All the power you feel." "I can save them!" "(GROANING)" "You won't get in the way of my plan," "Peter Parker!" "(CHATTERING)" "(RATTLING)" "(LIZARD GROWLS)" "(♪♪♪)" "(GIRL SCREAMS)" "(ALL SCREAMING AND CLAMORING)" "Go." "Go!" "Nowhere to hide, Peter." "All these souls, lost and alone." "I can save them." "I can cure them." "There's no need to stop me," "Peter." "(ROARS)" "(♪♪♪)" "SPIDER-MAN:" "You're not thinking straight, doc." "Stop this." "This isn't you." "Let's talk this out." "Doc!" "Oh, boy." "You don't want to talk?" "(ROARS)" "There you go." "Don't... (SPIDER-MAN GRUNTING)" "Make me... have to... hurt you!" "That is disgusting." "LIZARD:" "Gwen." "I'm gonna throw you out the window." "What?" "(SHRIEKING)" "(SIRENS WAILING)" "SPIDER-MAN:" "Uh-oh." "Somebody's been a bad lizard." "(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)" "(♪♪♪)" "(CLATTERING)" "WILLIAMS:" "This is Lieutenant Williams from the New York City" "Police Department." "We've got this building surrounded." "(CHATTERING)" "(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)" "MAN:" "Alpha, let's move ahead." "Go!" "(LINE RINGING)" "(PHONE RINGING)" "Hey." "Where are you?" "I'm fine." "I'm okay." "I'm in the sewer, tracking him." "I gotta stop him before anyone gets hurt." "But we need an antidote." "Do you know how to run a serum?" "I do it all the time." "Okay, great." "Okay, I need you to go to Oscorp." "I need you to access the cross-species file." "It's a blue serum." "File 12389." "Okay, got it." "On my way." "(♪♪♪)" "I spent my life as a scientist trying to create a world without weakness, without outcasts." "I sought to create a stronger human being, but there's no such thing." "Human beings are weak, pathetic, feeble-minded creatures." "Why be human at all when we can be so much more?" "Faster." "Stronger." "Smarter." "This is my gift to you." "Oscorp." "OFFICER:" "Captain Stacy!" "CAPTAIN STACY:" "What?" "We have a confirmed sighting, sir." "The Lizard's headed toward Canal Street." "What about Spider-Man?" "OFFICER:" "Inside the high school." "CAPTAIN STACY:" "I want that Spider-Man off the street." "(♪♪♪)" "(GROWLING)" "(GROANING)" "(SHRIEKS)" "(♪♪♪)" "(MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)" "(RETCHING AND COUGHING)" "(♪♪♪)" "(HORNS HONKING)" "(ROARS)" "OFFICER (OVER RADIO):" "The lizard creature has released a biological agent." "All efforts to stop him have failed and he is now proceeding north on 7th Avenue." "Over." "(LINE RINGING)" "GWEN:" "Hi." "Where are you?" "Peter, hi." "I'm at Oscorp." "You have to get out of there now." "The antidote is cooking." "No, no, no." "Connors is on the way." "He's coming to you right now." "He needs the device." "He's gonna infect the whole city!" "Eight minutes left." "You're gonna wait eight minutes after what I told you?" "You leave right now." "That is an order, okay?" "I'll get everybody out." "Did you hear wh...?" "Gwen!" "Gwen!" "You Mother Hubbard." "Are you serious?" "(ALARM BEEPING)" "(CHATTERING)" "(♪♪♪)" "He's heading south." "Stand down now, or we will open fire." "You are surrounded." "There is no escape." "MAN 1:" "Go, go!" "(GROANS)" "(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)" "(MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)" "MAN 2:" "Clear!" "MAN 3:" "Clear up top!" "MAN 4:" "Clear, sir!" "MAN 5:" "All clear here, sir!" "(♪♪♪)" "Freeze!" "Down on the ground." "Your hands behind your head." "Now!" "(♪♪♪)" "Parker." "It's headed to Oscorp!" "And your daughter's there right now." "You gotta let me go." "Hold your fire!" "(GROANS)" "Well, Paul, if I didn't see it, I wouldn't believe it." "I won't venture to say what it is crawling up the north side of the Oscorp Tower, but clearly it is not human and it is very, very strong." "(BUILDING RUMBLING AND CREAKING)" "(GASPS)" "COMPUTERIZED VOICE:" "Time remaining: one minute." "(LIZARD GROWLS)" "(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)" "(SNIFFS)" "(GROWLS)" "(CLATTERING)" "(ROARS)" "(SCREAMS)" "(♪♪♪)" "Antidote complete." "(BEEPING)" "(GRUNTING THEN GROANS)" "Oh, man." "MAN:" "We're getting the latest details." "This is just coming in." "The New York Police Department has called for a city-wide evacuation, everything south of 54th Street." "If you are south of 54th Street, you have to move out of the area immediately." "(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)" "WOMAN:" "Spider-Man appears to be heading towards Oscorp." "He looks injured and it's really not clear if he's gonna make it." "JACK'S FATHER:" "That's the guy who saved my boy on the bridge." "Troy, they're clearing us out." "Something bad's going down in Midtown." "Still friends with Matthews, that crane operator on 6th?" "Yeah." "Get him on the phone for me." "The cops are evacuating everybody." "Get him on the phone for me." "(♪♪♪)" "(GRUNTING)" "(ALL CLAMORING)" "Hey, Charlie, get me Enriquez on 54th Street!" "You got it." "Angelo, get your mug over here." "Wolski!" "You're getting some overtime!" "MAN (OVER RADIO):" "All tower cranes on 6th, swing your jib arms over the avenue." "Boom angles at 90 degrees." "Spider-Man needs those big boys high and lined up." "Let's give him a clear approach." "Over." "Come on, Parker." "(♪♪♪)" "(♪♪♪)" "(LIZARD ROARS)" "Hey." "Dad!" "I have to get this to Spider-Man." "Get in." "It can stop the Lizard." "Get in the car." "You don't understand!" "Yes, I do." "Your boyfriend is a man of many masks." "I get it." "Give me this." "Get in the car." "Please make sure he's okay." "COMPUTERIZED VOICE:" "Initializing Ganali device." "Detonation in T-minus two minutes." "(♪♪♪)" "(LIZARD ROARS)" "(LIZARD GROWLING AND ROARING)" "(GRUNTS)" "(GROANING)" "Poor Peter Parker." "No mother, no father, no uncle." "All alone." "(SHOTGUN COCKS)" "He's not alone." "(ROARS)" "(ROARS)" "Detonation in T-minus 45 seconds." "Hey!" "Gift from Gwen." "I got this, Peter!" "Go!" "(♪♪♪)" "T-minus 30 seconds." "(♪♪♪)" "Detonation in T-minus 10 seconds." "Nine." "Eight." "Seven." "Six." "Five." "Four." "Three." "Two." "One." "(♪♪♪)" "(LIZARD GROWLING)" "LIZARD:" "No." "No!" "(DR. CONNORS GRUNTING)" "Aah." "Unh!" "The captain." "Captain!" "The Lizard." "It's okay." "We stopped him." "Okay." "Let's get you out of here." "Aah." "Come on." "Aah..." "Okay, okay, okay." "Look at me." "Stay with me." "Help's on the way, okay?" "You need to..." "You need to be gone when they get here." "Okay?" "I'm not going anywhere." "I was wrong about you, Peter." "This city needs you." "Here." "You're gonna need this." "You're gonna make enemies." "People will get hurt." "Sometimes the people closest to you." "So I want you to promise me something, okay?" "Leave Gwen out of it." "Promise me that." "Huh?" "You promise me." "Oh... (♪♪♪)" "(♪♪♪)" "(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)" "(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)" "MAN:" "An eerie calm has set in over New York City." "Apparently, some sort of aerosolized antidote was launched from" "Oscorp Tower, which seems to have counteracted the biotoxins." "(ON TV) Residents of Lower Manhattan can rest peacefully, knowing that the alleged mastermind of this terror plot, Dr. Curtis Connors, is behind bars." "We've got John Niles on the street for a report in Lower Manhattan." "John, what do you see?" "(JOHN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)" "(♪♪♪)" "MAY:" "Sweetheart, it's all right." "It's all right." "It's all right." "PETER:" "Rough night." "MAY:" "It's gonna be all right." "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "Where have you been?" "Hi." "My father died." "There was a funeral." "They shot off rifles and they made speeches." "Two of my teachers showed up." "And Flash showed up." "Everyone was there but you." "Can't do this." "Can't do this." "I'm sorry." "I can't, um..." "What are you saying?" "I can't see you any more." "I can't." "(♪♪♪)" "He made you promise, didn't he?" "To stay away from me, so I'd be safe." "MAY:" "What a pretty girl." "PETER:" "Yeah." "That's what Uncle Ben said." "Did you ask her out?" "Why?" "Can't." "Why?" "I'm just no good for her." "Peter Parker, if there's one thing you are, it's good." "Anyone has a problem with that can talk to me." "(♪♪♪)" "BEN:" "Peter, I know things have been difficult lately, and I'm sorry about that." "I think I know what you're feeling." "Ever since you were a little boy, you've been living with so many unresolved things." "Well, take it from an old man:" "Those things send us down a road." "They make us who we are." "And if anyone's destined for greatness, it's you, son." "You owe the world your gifts." "You just have to figure out how to use them." "And know that wherever they take you, we'll always be here." "So come on home, Peter." "You're my hero." "And I love you." "What's up, Parker?" "PETER:" "What's up?" "Hey." "How's it going?" "FLASH:" "You coming along, man?" "Cool shin." "(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)" "Yeah." "Dude's crazy." "But chicks dig him." "MAN:" "Come on, guys, you heard the bell." "Get to class." "WOMAN:" "I had a professor once who liked to tell his students that there were only 10 different plots in all of fiction." "Well, I'm here to tell you he was wrong." "There is only one:" ""Who am I"?" "Mr. Parker." "Tardy again." "At least we can always count on you." "Sony, Miss Ritter, won't happen again, I promise." "Don't make promises you can't keep." "(WHISPERS) Yeah, but those are the best kind." "RITTER:" "Okay, class, open your books." "Let's begin on page one." "(♪♪♪)" "(♪♪♪)" "(THUNDER CLAPPING)" "(RAINDROPS PATTERING)" "MAN:" "Hello, doctor." "Did you tell the boy?" "Tell him what?" "Did you tell the boy the truth about his father?" "(WHISPERS) No." "MAN:" "Well, that's very good." "So we'll let him be for now." "You should leave him alone!" "(♪♪♪)" "(♪♪♪)" "(♪♪♪)" | {
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"Guenevere, Guenevere" "In that dim, mournful year" "Saw the men she held so dear" "Go to war for Guenevere" "The rules of battle are not for LanceIot du Lac, Your Majesty." "Let us attack now while they sleep." "We will attack when I give the command, at dawn." "MerIyn why is Jenny in that castle behind walls I cannot enter?" "How did I blunder into this agonizing absurdity?" "When did I stumble?" "Where did I go wrong?" "should I not have loved her?" "Then I should not have been born." "Oh, MerIyn how did it happen?" "I haven't got much time." "A thin inch of sunlight the arrows begin to fly." "MerIyn if I am to die..." "...in battle please do not let me die bewildered." "Think, Arthur." "Think back." "Think back." "Think back!" "Oh, MerIyn!" "Think back." "Think back!" "Think... ...back." "Back!" "To one of the most important days of your life." "Oh, yes!" "hello." "My name is Arthur." "I think I'II call you Wart." """I think I'II call you Wart.""" "No, no, no!" "Now you've gone too far back." "Not the day you met me!" "The day you met Guenevere." "The day she came to camelot." "That's the beginning." "Yes." "I know what my people are thinking tonight." "I know what my people are thinking tonight" "As home through the shadows they wander" "Everyone smiling in secret delight" "As they stare at the castle and ponder" "Whenever the wind blows this way" "You can almost hear everyone say I wonder what the king is doing tonight" "What merriment is the king pursuing tonight?" "The candles at the court They never burned as bright" "I wonder what the King is up to tonight." "How goes the final hour As he sees the bridal bower" "Being legally and regally prepared?" "well, I'II tell you what the king is doing tonight" "He's scared Oh, he's scared" "You mean that a king who fought a dragon Whacked him in two and fixed his wagon" "Goes to wed in terror and distress?" "Oh, yes!" "A warrior who's so calm in battle Even his armor doesn't rattle" "Faces a woman petrified with fright?" "Right!" "You mean the appalling clamoring That sounds like a blacksmith hammering" "Is merely the banging of his royal knees?" "please!" "You wonder what the King is wishing tonight?" "He's wishing he were in scotland fishing tonight" "What occupies his time while waiting for his bride?" "He's searching high and Iow For some place to hide" "And, oh, the expectation, The sublime anticipation" "He must feel about the wedding night to come" "well, I'II tell you what the King is feeling tonight" "He's numb!" "He shakes!" "He quaiIs!" "He quakes!" "And that's what the King is doing" "Tonight!" "How long before we get to camelot?" "Soon, Ma'am, but don't look out there, it's a ghastly forest." "It's the most ferocious, savage terrifying forest I've ever seen." "I simply adore it." "Does Your Ladyship not realize that this forest is crawling with outlaws and brigands?" "ciary!" "You think there's a chance of meeting one?" "Don't say it, Ma'am." "It would be marvelous." "Imagine, Ma'am, soon you will not only meet the man you will marry but His Majesty, King Arthur of england." "And one is the other." "What have you to say to that?" "Was there ever a more inconvenient marriage of convenience?" "I am at the golden age of seductabiIity, and is my fate sealed with a kiss?" "Is it?" "No, sealed with a seal!" "Where are all the simple joys of maidenhood?" "Where are all those adoring, daring boys?" "Where's the knight pining so for me?" "He leaps to death in woe for me" "Oh where are a maiden's simple joys?" "Shan't I have the normal life a maiden should?" "shall I never be rescued in the wood?" "shall two knights never tilt for me" "And let their blood be split for me?" "Oh, where are the simple joys" "Of maidenhood?" "shall I never be disputed for" "Or on any minstrel's lips?" "Never have my face recruited for" "Launching countless ships?" "Where are the simple joys of maidenhood?" "Are those sweet, gentle pleasures gone for good?" "shall a feud not begin for me?" "shall kith not kill their kin for me?" "Oh where are the trivial joys?" "harmless, convivial joys?" "Where are the simple joys" "Of maidenhood?" "halt!" "Her Highness will rest here while the royal Hairdresser attends her." "Can someone help with this canopy?" "I should like some tea while I'm being coifed." "St. Genevieve" "It's Guenevere" "Remember me?" "St. Genevieve" "I'm over here, beneath this tree!" "You know how faithful and devout I am" "You must admit I've always been a lamb" "But Genevieve, St. Genevieve." "I won't obey you any more You've gone a bit too far" "I won't be bid and bargained for Like beads at a bazaar" "St. Genevieve, I've run away eluded them and fled" "And from now on I intend To pray to someone else instead" "Oh, Genevieve, St. Genevieve" "Where were you when my youth was sold?" "Dear Genevieve" "Sweet Genevieve" "Shan't I be young before I'm old?" "A thousand pardons, my lady." "Don't run, I won't harm you." "You lie!" "You'II leap on me and throw me down!" "I'II do no such thing." "You'II carry me off on your shoulder!" "No, I swear by the sword excalibur I won't touch you." "Why not?" "How dare you insult me in this fashion?" "Do my looks repel you?" "No, you're beautiful!" "Did you hear me praying?" "I couldn't help it." "You did pray loudly." "So you know who I am?" "Yes, you're Guenevere." "So that accounts for your polite, respectful, despicable behavior?" "Why isn't MerIyn here?" "Who?" "MerIyn." "He's my teacher." "He's the wisest man alive." "He'd know what to do." "He lives backwards." "Beg your pardon?" "He lives backwards." "He doesn't age." "He..." "...youthens?" "He can remember the future so he can tell you what you'II do in it." "Come here." "close your eyes." "please." "Now just turn, gently." "Very slowly, open them." "Do you see that castle?" "It used to light up in a sort of pink glow." "When I was young, everything looked a little pink to me." "When MerIyn left, he took all the pink with him." "Don't stare." "It's rude." "Who are you?" "actually, they call me Wart, actually." "You sure you heard them properly?" "It's a nickname." "MerIyn gave it to me." "Is it really Wart?" "Why don't you run away with me?" "You could be my protector, defend me all over the world in France, in england, mongolia, scotland." "What a wonderful dream you spin." "And how easy it wouId be for me to be caught up in it." "But I must decline." "You forcing me to stay?" "Oh, no, My Lady!" "If you persist in escaping, I'II find somebody brave to accompany you." "Then do so at once before your wretched king finds me." "Do look around you, My Lady!" "Reconsider." "CameIot is unique." "And we have, by far and away, the most equable climate in all england." "Ordained by decree." "Oh, come now!" "It's true." "It's true!" "The Crown has made it clear" "The climate must be perfect AII the year" "A law was made a distant moon ago here" "july and August cannot be too hot" "And there's a legal limit to the snow here" "In CameIot" "The winter is forbidden till December" "And exits March the second on the dot" "By order, summer lingers through September" "In CameIot" "CameIot" "I know it sounds a bit bizarre" "But in camelot" "That's how conditions are" "The rain may never fail till after sundown" "By eight the morning fog must disappear" "In short, there's simply not A more congenial spot" "For happiIy-ever-aftering" "Than here in camelot" "And I suppose the autumn leaves fall into neat little piles?" "No, My Lady." "They blow away completely." "At night, of course." "I know it gives a person pause" "But in camelot" "Those are the legal laws" "The snow may never slush upon the hillside" "By nine p.m. the moonlight must appear" "In short, there's simply not" "A more congenial spot" "For happiIy-ever-aftering" "Than here in camelot" "Look!" "There, on the hill!" "I'm truly sorry, but I'm afraid, on account of me you may be hanged!" "Or burnt at the stake for abducting me!" "That unciviIized king of yours will...." "Defend yourself!" "There she is!" "But who's that peasant with her?" "The king!" "Wart, it's the king!" "Your Majesty, forgive me." "I did not know it was you." "The king." "When I was a young lad of 18 years of age our good king, Pendragon, died, leaving no one to succeed him but a sword stuck through an anvil that stood on a stone." "Written on it, in gold letters, it said ""Who so puIIeth this sword from this stone is rightwise born King of all england.""" "Many chaps tried to dislodge it, but they failed." "So finally, a great tournament was proclaimed for New Year's Day." "AII the mightiest knights in england were assembled at one time to have a go at the sword." "I went to London as squire to my cousin, Sir Kay." "On tournament day, Sir Kay found he had left his sword at home and he gave me a shilling to fetch it." "Going through London, I passed a square and saw a sword rising out of a stone." "Not thinking very clearly I thought it was a war memorial." "So I decided to borrow it and to save myself the trip." "So I took the sword and and I failed." "So I tried again." "And I failed again." "So, with all my might, I closed my eyes and I tried... ." "..one last time." "And, Io!" "The sword moved in my hand." "And slowly it slid out of the stone." "I heard... ...a great roar." "I opened my eyes." "The square was full of people saying:" """..." "Long live the king!" "Long live the king.""" "That's how I became king." "I never knew I would be." "I never wanted to be." "And since I am, I've been ill at ease in my crown." "until I dropped from the tree and my eyes beheld you." "And then, for the first time I felt like a king." "I was glad to be king." "And most astonishing of all, I wanted to be the most heroic the wisest, the most splendid king ever to sit on any throne." "If My Lady will follow me I'II find a proper companion to accompany you." "I hear it never rains" "till after sundown" "By eight the morning fog must disappear" "In short, there's simply not" "A more congenial spot" "For happiIy-ever-aftering" "...than here In CameIot" "The map of england." "Map, indeed." "A fishnet of iII-begotten kingdoms ruled by immoral Iords battling with their own unlawful armies over illegal border lines." "And who is... ...king of this..." "...jungle?" "The man who 4 years ago pledged he would become the greatest king who ever sat on any throne." "I Arthur of england." "Yes." "The greatest warrior in the land." "For what purpose?" "Might... ...doesn't always mean right." "What are you saying?" "To be right and lose couldn't possibly be right." "MerIyn used to frown on battles." "Yet he always..." "...helped me win them." "Why?" "Proposition:" "Is it far better to be alive than dead?" "Yes, far better." "If that is so then why do we have wars in which people can get killed?" "I don't know, do you?" "Yes." "Because somebody attacks." "Why do they attack?" "Did I ever tell you how MerIyn taught me how to think?" "No." "By changing me into animals." "Oh, really!" "Arthur!" "Jenny, I mean by making me believe he had changed me into animals." "For instance, when a hawk is up there looking down at the world there are no boundaries." "Right?" "Yet boundaries are what somebody always attacks about." "And you win by pushing them back across something that that doesn't exist." "So we have battles for no reason at all." "Why, Jenny, why?" "Because ladies love knights." "To see your knight in armor...." "That's it, Jenny." "Jenny, that is it!" "It's the armor!" "It's the armor, Jenny." "The armor." "only the knights are rich enough to have armor." "The foot soldiers...." "well, they have nothing." "So, all that can happen to a knight is an occasional dent." "Proposition:" "Right or wrong if they have the might." "So right or wrong, they're always right." "That's wrong." "Right?" "I'm here." "Suppose we create a new order of chivalry?" "A new order where might is only used for right." "To improve instead of to destroy." "We'II invite all knights and kings of all kingdoms to lay down their arms to come and join us." "Oh, yes, Jenny." "And we'II take one of the large rooms in the castle put a table in it and all the knights will gather at it." "And do what?" "talk across it." "Debate." "Make laws." "plan improvements." "But, Arthur, do you think all the knights will ever want to to do such a ridiculously peaceful thing?" "We'II make it a great honor." "Very fashionable." "Everyone will want to join." "only now the knights will whack only for good." "Might for right." "Might for right." "Might... ...for right!" "That's it, Jenny!" "Might...." "No, not might is right!" "Might for right!" "It's very original." "And civilized, Jenny." "It will have to be an awfully large table." "What of jealousy?" "AII will claim superiority and want to sit at the head." "We'II make it a round table." "So there is no head." "A round table!" "My father's got one that would be perfect." "It seats 150." "He had it as a wedding present and he never used it." "We'II send the heralds Riding through the country" "tell every living person far and near" "That there is simply not" "In all the world a spot" "Where rules a more resplendent king" "Than here" "In CameIot" "CameIot" "In far off France I hear you call" "To you alone I'II give my all" "I know in my soul what you expect of me" "And all that and more I shall be" "A knight of the table round should be invincible" "Succeed where a less fantastic man would fall" "climb a wall no one else can climb cleave a dragon in record time" "Swim a moat In a coat of heavy iron mail" "No matter the pain He ought to be unwinceabIe" "impossible deeds should be his daily fare" "But where in the world" "Is there in the world" "A man so extraordinaire?" "C'est moi, c'est moi I'm forced to admit" "'Tis I I humbly reply" "That mortal who these marvels can do" "C'est moi, c'est moi 'Tis I" "I've never lost In battle or game" "I'm simply the best by far" "When swords are crossed 'Tis always the same" "One blow and au revoir" "C'est moi, c'est moi So admirably fit" "A French Prometheus Unbound" "And here am I With valor untold" "exceptionally brave" "amazingly bold" "To serve at the table round" "The soul of a knight should be a thing remarkable" "His heart and his mind As pure as morning dew" "With a will and a seIf-restraint That's the envy of every saint" "He could easily work a miracle or two" "To love and desire He ought to be unsparkabIe" "The ways of the flesh should offer no allure" "But where in the world Is there in the world" "A man so untouched" "And pure?" "C'est moi I blush to disclose" "I'm far too noble to lie" "That man in whom These qualities bloom" "C'est moi, C'est moi 'Tis I" "I've never strayed From all I believe" "I'm blessed with an iron will" "Had I been made The partner of Eve" "We'd be in Eden still" "C'est moi, c'est moi The angels have chosen" "To fight their battles below" "And here am I As pure as a prayer" "incredibly clean" "With virtue to spare" "The godIiest man I know C'est moi!" "Oh, King Arthur!" "What caliber of man you must be to have envisioned a new order of Iife." "I worship you before knowing you." "Don't run away, coward!" "Come back and fight!" "The swine!" "Are you hurt, Your Majesty?" "Fine." "please!" "The next time you traffic with me remember, you challenge the right arm of King Arthur." "really?" "I am King Arthur." "What?" "You are the king!" "Yes, almost the late king." "And I struck you?" "Your Majesty!" "I'm LanceIot du Lac." "In France I heard of your new order and came to join." "I beg Your Majesty to forgive me." "Not because I deserve it but because by forgiving me I'II suffer more." "But, really, dear chap I don't want you to suffer at all." "I want to congratulate you." "please rise." "You, too, squire." "I can't, mon roi." "I'm too ashamed to lift my head." "well, then I command you." "I have never felt a bash in my chest quite like it." "It was most spectacular." "Where did you learn to do it?" "My skill comes from training, mon Roi." "My strength from purity." "well, that's a unique recipe." "He's a unique man, Your Majesty." "At the age of fourteen he could defeat any jouster in France." "His father, King Ban, made me his squire." "King Ban?" "In France?" "What did you say your name was?" "LanceIot du Lac, Your Majesty." "You're LanceIot?" "I was told you were coming." "You were told?" "By MerIyn, the court magician." "He said to me one day ""Keep your eye out for a Frenchman called LanceIot du Lac." "He will come to the court of camelot and he will be....""" "What was it now?" """He will be....""" "Your ally, if you'II take me." "Your friend, who asks no friendship." "Your defender when you need one whose body is your sword to brandish." "Did he prophesy that, Your Majesty?" "For all that, I am." "really, my dear fellow this is far more than I couId wish for or even ask." "Then you will accept me?" "Without hesitation." "We will arrange for your knighthood." "Oh, thank you!" "We must arrange for your knighthood immediately." "No, Your Majesty." "AII you know of me is words." "Invest me because of deeds, sire." "Give me an order." "Now?" "This moment." "Send me on a mission." "Is there some wrong I can right?" "Some enemy I can battle?" "Some peril I can undertake?" "well, actually, there's not much going on today." "It's the first of May." "The Queen and some of the court have gone a-Maying." "Gone a-Maying?" "Yes, it's a sort of picnic?" "They eat berries and chase young girls around" "It's a custom we have here." "This is england, you know." "And this is the season for gathering flowers." "Knights gathering flowers?" "well, someone has to do it!" "And besides, it's...." "It's civilized." "And civilization should have a few gentle hobbies." "Come." "I want you to meet the queen." "Dap, take the horses and feed them." "By George!" "I suddenly remembered what MerIyn said of you." "How strange!" "He said that you would be the greatest knight ever to sit at my table." "That was long before I thought of a table." "So he knew it wouId exist." "Oh, dear!" "I thought he meant a dining table." "But he meant this." "The Round table!" "And I have stumbled on my future." "I've done... ...the right thing." "Did you ever doubt it, Your Majesty?" "Of course." "only fools... ...never doubt." "welcome, LanceIot." "bless you for coming." "welcome to my table." "It's May" "It's May" "The lusty month of May" "That lovely month" "When everyone goes" "BIissfuIIy astray" "It's here, it's here" "That shocking time of year" "When tons of wicked little thoughts" "MerriIy appear" "It's May!" "That gorgeous holiday" "When every maiden itches for fun" "wholesome or ""un""" "It's mad!" "Depraved in every way" "Those dreary vows that everyone takes Everyone breaks" "Everyone makes divine mistakes" "The lusty month of May" "The lusty month of May" "That darling month when everyone throws" "SeIf-controI away" "It's time to do" "A wretched thing or two" "And try to make each precious day" "One you'II always rue" "The month of ""Yes, you may.""" "A time for every frivolous whim" "Proper or ""im.""" "It's wild!" "It's wild!" "It's gay!" "A libelous display" "The birds and bees" "will all of their vast Amorous past" "Gaze at the human race Aghast!" "The lusty Month of May!" "Now then... ...which way to go?" "North." "No, no, that's north." "No, that's north." "I'm completely lost." "Who's that rusty old fellow?" "I've never seen him before, Your Majesty." "Offer him assistance." "That mountain seems familiar." "Let's see." "Good day, my lord." "How do you do, young man." "The name of King PeIIinore here." "You are a king, sire?" "Of what country?" "I don't know." "I lost my kingdom." "To whom?" "well, I mislaid it." "I Ieft it somewhere and I...." "I can't find my way back." "Why, I believe him." "Your Majesty!" "Your Majesty?" "Yes, my lord." "You are addressing Her Majesty, the Queen of england." "The queen?" "Why, why!" "How do you do?" "Forgive me, Ma'am." "The beastly hinges need oiling." "Be at ease, my lord." "welcome to camelot." "Haven't I been here before?" "Yes, years ago." "I spent a jolly fortnight with a fine little fellow called Wart." "Ever met him, Ma'am?" "constantly." "He's my husband." "King Arthur of england." "The King?" "Is he?" "well, well!" "Is he?" "By Jove, good for him!" "That's what I call well done." "Imagine." "The king!" "And he knows the name of what he's king of." "Arthur would be pleased to see you." "would you care to spend the night?" "What, in a bed?" "In a real bed?" "Damnation, I'd Iike that." "I haven't put spine to feathers since I Ieft...." "Since I Ieft...." "Go, one of you." "Escort His Majesty to the castle." "I'm very grateful to you, Ma'am." "Thank you, very much." "I want to present to you LanceIot du Lac." "He's come all the way from France to join our table." "This is the LanceIot that MerIyn used to speak of." "You're most welcome." "I'm honored to be among you, milady." "And allow me to pledge my eternal dedication to this noble cause." "Thank you, monsieur." "Arthur, I met this strange man" "This splendid dream must become a universal reality." "What?" "absolutely." "It really must." "I have assured the king he may call upon me at any time to perform any deed, no matter the danger." "Thank you, monsieur." "That's most comforting." "I'm always on duty." "Yes, I can see that." "I would love to come to lunch but I want to listen to the plans that we have been discussing." "explain it." "To the queen, sire?" "Yes, of course." "would not Madame find it tedious?" "I have never found chivalry tedious." "So far." "May I remind you that the Round table happens to be the idea of my husband." "My husband's idea." "Any idea, milady however exalted, could be improved." "really?" "Of course." "I've suggested that we create a training program for knights." "Isn't that a marvelous idea, Jenny?" "A training program?" "The Round table must have a standard." "A standard physical and a standard moral." "And whose abilities would serve as a standard, monsieur?" "Oh, certainly not mine, milady." "It would not be fair." "Not fair?" "In what way?" "I would never ask anyone to live by my standards, milady." "To devote your life to the tortured quest for perfection in body and spirit." "I would not ask that of anyone." "No, nor would I." "And have you achieved perfection, monsieur?" "physically, yes, milady." "But the refining of the soul is an endless struggle." "I dare say." "I do daresay." "Do you mean you've never been defeated in battle or in a tournament?" "No, Your Majesty." "And I gather you consider it unlikely ever to happen in the future?" "highly, Your Majesty!" "How was the channel, LanceIot?" "Was it a good crossing?" "tell me a little of your struggle for the perfection of the spirit." "Have you jousted with humility lately?" """humility,"" milady?" "HumiIité." "Or isn't it fashionable in France this year?" "We had best discuss the program elsewhere." "You look too beautiful to have anything on your mind other than frolic and flowers." "Have a lovely day." "Same to all of you." "Come along, LanceIot." "Come quickly." "Good day, my queen." "Mon dieu, he's unpleasant." "And so poisonousIy good." "He probably walked across the channel." "Sir Dinadan?" "When is the next tournament?" "A week from Saturday, Your Majesty." "And who are the 3 best jousters we have?" "Sir lionel, Sir Sagramore and with all humiIitay I, Your Majesty." "really?" "Sir lionel?" "Do you recall the other night That I distinctly said you might" "Serve as my escort At the next town fair?" "well, I'm afraid there's someone Who I must invite in place of you" "Someone who plainly is Beyond compare" "The Frenchman's power is more tremendous" "Than I have ever seen anywhere" "And when a man is that stupendous" "He, by right, should take me To the fair" "Your Majesty, Iet me tilt with him And smite him" "Don't refuse me so abruptly I implore" "Oh, give me the opportunity To fight him" "And GauI will be divided Once more" "You will bash and thrash him?" "I will smash and mash him!" "You'II give him trouble?" "He will be rubble." "A mighty whack?" "His skull will crack!" "Then you may" "Take me to the fair" "If you do all the things You promise" "In fact, my heart will break should you not take me" "To the fair" "Sir Sagramore?" "I have some rather painful news relative to the subject who's" "To be beside me at the next court bail" "You were the chosen one, I know But it's tradition it should go" "To the unquestioned champion In the hall" "And I'm convinced That splendid Frenchman" "Can easily conquer one and all" "And besting all our local Henchmen, he" "should sit beside me At the ball" "I beg of you, Ma'am withhold your invitation" "I swear to you this challenge will be met" "And when I have finished up The operation" "I shall serve him to Your Highness En brochette" "You'II pierce right through him?" "I'II barbecue him!" "A wicked thrust?" "It will be dust to dust." "From fore to aft?" "He'II feel... ...a draft." "My goodness!" "You may sit By me at the ball" "If you demolish him In battle" "In fact, I know I'd cry Were you not by me" "At the ball" "Sir Dinadan?" "Didn't I promise that you may Guide me to London on the day" "That I go up to judge The cattle show" "As it is quite a nasty ride There must be someone by my side" "Who'II be defending me From beast and foe" "So when I choose whom I prefer go" "I take the strongest knight I know" "And young du Lac seems strongest Ergo" "He should Take me to the cattle show" "Your Majesty can't believe This bIustering prattIe" "Let him prove it With a sword or lance instead" "I promise you when I'm done This gory battle" "His shoulders will be lonesome For his head" "You'II disconnect him?" "I'II vivisect him!" "You'II open wide him?" "I'II subdivide him!" "Then you may guide me To the show" "If you can carry out Your program" "In fact, I'd grieve inside should you not guide me" "To the show" "MiIady, We shall put an end to" "That GaIIic bag of noise And nerve" "When we do all that we Intend to" "He'II be a plate of French Hors d'oeuvres" "I do applaud your noble goals" "Now let us see if you Achieve them" "And if you do Then you will be the three" "Who will go to the ball To the show" "And take me" "To the fair" "My lords!" "Have you seen the latest edict?" "Tis the final straw." "Knights who refuse to lay down their arms will be attacked as if they were serfs." "We're not only to kill foot soldiers, but knights as well." "We know all about it, Dinadan." "But these other knights if they fight back we could be killed." "What's the sense of being born in the upper class if you can get killed like the lower class?" "It has the stink of French cooking." "After Saturday we shall be back on Yorkshire pudding." "PeIIy, why don't you give up searching for your kingdom and come settle down with us for good?" "That's jolly kind of you, Arthur." "I mean, I Iove the bed and all that but the truth is I don't find things too restful around here." "I can't help wishing that you'd stop thinking and leave well enough alone." "I'm all against these new ideas of yours." "Any new ideas." "Best people whacking best people." "That's not right." "That's not." "The chaps downstairs, they're gnashing mad." "Gnashing." "It's all his fault, you know." "Emperor CharIemagne there." "He has no activities, that's his trouble." "No secular pleasures." "Quiet, PeIIy!" "But do you not have any activities?" "Any hobbies?" "Any chambre à coucher?" "No, PeIIinore." "There, you see." "Do you see?" "Now why can't he be like the other chaps instead of like himself?" "Why can't he come home of an evening, hang up his shield and do something that he can be ashamed of?" "You sure he's French?" "I'm afraid my lord is right." "AII fanatics are irritating, PeIIinore." "And I am a fanatic." "And I don't enjoy it any more than you do." "Didn't you have a change to suggest?" "We can discuss my idea tomorrow." "If you will excuse me." "while I was napping, did I miss any improvements in chivalry?" "No, milady." "If you will excuse me" "Monsieur, when you're arranging things with God tonight do be sure to give us fine weather tomorrow." "Good night, sire." "Good night, PeIIinore." "Good night." "Heard the latest?" "He believes his purity gives him miraculous powers." "He was undoubtedly referring to his physical prowess." "Which is vast, indeed." "We'II see about that tomorrow." "Sagramore, lionel and Dinadan have all challenged him to a joust." "Three damn strong men!" "AII three in one day?" "!" "Quite, exactly." "Isn't it marvelous?" "marvelous!" "exactly, yes!" "I tell you, Arthur." "I've never met anyone like him." "I mean... ...he has no lady." "talks to no one but you and God crammed full of religion, an aII-around unpleasant fellow." "I can't wait until tomorrow." "It'II be a jolly massacre." "Good night, Ma'am." "I'm really looking forward to it." "It's going to be marvelous." "A note of thanks from Sir lionel." "I've promised he can carry my kerchief in the joust tomorrow." "I would be most grateful if you would withdraw your permission from Sir lionel." "I don't think I couId." "It would be rather awkward." "Then allow LanceIot to carry it against Sagramore." "I've promised my kerchief to him." "Then against Dinadan?" "I've promised him too." "He asked so prettily, I couldn't refuse." "This is appalling!" "It will seem to the court that you are championing his defeat." "Perhaps he won't be." "He knocked you unconscious." "You became friends." "He may knock them out, and they'II all take a house together." "I realize he's having a difficult time adjusting." "But he's a stranger." "He's not even english." "He's French." "well, he suffers in translation." "I ask you" "I believe you're jealous of the knights and their attentions to me." "jealous?" "What absolute rubbish!" "You know I am delighted the court adores you so." "I trust you as God above." "You have dragged me off the subject and I want you back on it." "will you withdraw those kerchiefs?" "only if you command me as king." "If I do will you forgive me?" "Never." "Then, if I ask you as a husband, will you as a favor?" "I find him overbearing and pretentious." "The knights are against him." "Can we not stay on the subject?" "There's nothing more to be said." "If the king wishes me to withdraw what I have given let him command me and Yours humbly will graciously obey." "blast you, MerIyn!" "This is all your fault!" "You swore that you had taught me Everything from A to Z" "With nary an omission in between" "well, I shall tell you what You obviously forgot" "That's how a ruler rules a queen" "And what of teaching me By turning me to animal and bird" "From beaver To the smallest boboIink?" "I should have had a whirl At changing to a girl" "To learn the way the creatures think" "But wasn't there a night" "On a summer long gone by" "We passed a couple wrangling away" "And did I not say" "MerIyn What if that chap were I" "And did he not give counsel And say" "What was it now?" "Oh, my mind's a wall" "Oh, yes!" "By Jove!" "Now I recall" "How to handle a woman" "There's a way Said the wise old man" "A way known by every woman" "Since the whole rigmarole began" "Do I flatter her I begged him answer" "Do I threaten or cajole or plead" "Do I brood or play the gay romancer" "Said he, smiling No, indeed!" "How to handle a woman" "Mark me well I will tell you, sir" "The way to handle a woman" "Is to love her" "simply Love her" "merely love her" "Love her" "What's wrong, Jenny?" "Where are you these days?" "What are you thinking?" "I don't understand you." "But no matter." "MerIyn told me once ""Never be disturbed if you don't understand what a woman is thinking.""" """They don't do it very often.""" "But what do you do while they're doing it?" "How to handle a woman" "Mark me well And I'II tell you, sir" "The way to handle a woman" "Is to love her" "simply Love her" "merely love her" "Love her" "Just Iove her." "Here comes Sir lionel." "One." "Watch the way Sir Sagramore maneuvers his horse." "It's extraordinary." "You see how he drives to the right?" "And then suddenly...." "How clever!" "He maneuvered his horse right out from under himself." "What control!" "Two, Jenny." "He's dead, Jenny." "please!" "Live!" "Live!" "I beg you." "He lives!" "I'm trembling with fear." "And the strength..." "...has left my arms." "And terrible feelings burn within me." "tell me." "You're older than I." "You know this earth..." "...better than I." "I only fell upon it a few hours ago." "What are you talking about?" "Guenevere." "Wait, PeIIy." "You've never been in love have you, PeIIy?" "Once." "But not lately." "Now I'm not young enough." "Or not old enough." "And I'm too young and too old." "Too old not to know that fears can be imaginary." "And too young not to be tormented by them." "Forgive me, milady, for disturbing you." "CIarinda told me Arthur was expected here." "Yes, he is." "I Iove you." "God forgive me... ...but I do!" "Then God forgive us both, Lance." "What a glorious day!" "This is your day, Lance." "And at last you shall receive your earned and proper knighthood." "unfortunately, sainthood is not in my power." "Before the ceremony, we three will have a nice quiet drink together." "It was on such a day as this that the idea of the Round table was given birth." "Remember, Jenny?" "To the Round table!" "To be invested Knight of the Round table of england of the castle of Joyous Gard LanceIot du Lac." "excalibur." "Arise Sir LanceIot." "Proposition:" "If I couId choose from every woman who breathes on this earth the face I would most love the smile, the touch, the heart the voice, the laugh, the soul itself every detail and feature to the Iast strand of the hair they would all be Jenny's." "Proposition:" "If I couId choose from every man who breathes on this earth a man for my brother a man for my son and a man for my friend they would all be Lance." "I Iove them." "I Iove them and they answer me with pain and torment." "Be it sin or not sin they have betrayed me in their hearts and that's far sin enough." "I can see it in their eyes." "I can feel it when they speak." "And they must pay for it and be punished." "I shall not be wounded and not return it in kind." "I'm through with feeble hoping." "I demand... ...a man's vengeance!" "Proposition:" "I'm a king not a man." "And a very civilized king." "could it possibly be civilized to destroy the thing I Iove?" "could it possibly be civilized to love myself above all?" "What about their pain and their torment?" "Did they ask for this calamity?" "Can passion... ...be selected?" "Is there any doubt of their devotion to me, and to our table?" "By God I shall be a king!" "This is the time of King Arthur when we shall reach for the stars!" "This is the time of King Arthur when violence is not strength, and compassion is not weakness." "We are civilized!" "resolved:" "We shall live through this together!" "excalibur!" "They you and I." "And may God have mercy on us all." "Your Majesty!" "I come as an emissary from the village of GIenfieId." "We have 23 shops and not one door with a bolt." "And not a chain on a stable a bar on a gate, a latch with a lock." "And our children walk free on the roads." "Because we live in the england of King Arthur." "Here are the keys of GIenfieId, Your Majesty." "We need them no more." "You have been the queen's lover for years." "Get on your feet and defend your slander!" "Does killing me kill the truth?" "There's a poison in this court that will kill us all!" "Get up and fight!" "I give you this." "And I'II use dagger alone." "I take it back." "If the king grants you clemency you shall be banished." "If not, you hang." "clemency is granted." "Is he dead?" "Bruce has withdrawn the accusation." "And Arthur?" "clemency." "What an agony for him." "Seven of his knights banished." "If those charges had not been withdrawn what would I have done?" "Commit murder?" "I don't know." "At least he's still spared the anguish of the truth." "He knows." "I'm certain." "He couldn't." "Arthur would never banish the knights so unjustly." "It's your conscience talking." "It's impatient for you to be punished." "He knows!" "well, why would he change the Iaw?" "rule out the use of swords to settle disputes and replace it with a court and judge?" "He hasn't done that." "He's preparing to!" "And if no evidence can be produced then the matters cannot be disputed at all." "And there will be no evidence." "He'II see to that." "How?" "He will never leave this castle unless one of us is with him." "He will never leave us alone again." "Never!" "Oh, God!" "What will become of us?" "What will become of me?" "How long can I go on asking the same question and not lose my mind?" "Or is my mind gone from me now?" "What shall we do?" "I know what I should do." "Leave and never come back." "Today." "This minute." "But to leave so abruptly it wouId seem a confession." "Better in a week or two." "Or a month." "How can I go, Jenny." "Look at you." "When would I?" "If ever I would leave you" "It wouldn't be in summer" "Seeing you in summer" "I never would go" "Your hair streaked with sunlight" "Your lips red as flame" "Your face with a luster" "That puts gold to shame" "But if I'd ever leave you" "It couldn't be in autumn" "How I'd leave in autumn" "I never would know" "I've seen how you sparkle" "When fall nips the air" "I know you in autumn" "And I must be there" "And I couId leave you" "Running merrily through the snow" "Or on a wintery evening" "When you catch the fire's glow" "If ever I would leave you" "How could it be in springtime" "Knowing how in spring" "I'm bewitched by you so" "Oh, no Not in springtime" "Summer, winter or faII" "No, never could I leave you" "At all" "I want you to go, Lance." "I do." "I don't worry about the future." "We have none." "But if anything happened to the past any more shame and any more guilt could make ruin of it." "The past is all I have." "If ever I would leave you" "How could it be in springtime" "Knowing how in spring" "I'm bewitched by you so" "Oh, no Not in springtime" "Summer, winter or faII" "No, never could I leave you" "At all" "Damn it, Arthur!" "Forgive me, damn it." "But damn it!" "If this banishing goes on there'II be more out there than there are in here." "There's a young man from scotland who brings you royal greetings." "His Majesty is occupied." "Ask him to return in the afternoon." "The uglier the truth, the truer the friend that tells you and unless you are told the truth your Round table is doomed." "Guenevere and LanceIot have betrayed you." "And because you don't know it innocent men are being punished." "You will either withdraw that treasonous allegation at once or defend it with your life!" "Now speak up!" "Which is it, PeIIinore?" "The sword or withdrawal?" "Guard!" "Wait!" "I must have been mistaken, Sir." "Under this new civil law of mine you can make that accusation again without fear of your life if there is evidence, which there is not, of course." "Repetition, PeIIy, is not evidence." "brilliant, Your Majesty!" "Not only wise but clever." "How dare you enter unannounced?" "But I was announced." "And were you not informed to return this afternoon?" "I'm busy this afternoon." "By Jove!" "What presumption!" "Don't touch me." "I'm unarmed." "PeIIy, call the guard and have this pompous young ass thrown out." "Yes, do." "tell them His Majesty wants Mordred evicted." "Yes, Your Majesty." "I'm Mordred." "Wait, PeIIy." "I know this boy." "He's the brother the haIf-brother...." "He's the son of the Princess Margause of Orkny." "please." "This is the famous throne room where sits His Majesty, King of england." "It's quite handsome, really." "marvelous for parties." "I had lost track of the time." "You've grown to manhood." "How is your mother?" "As ravishing as ever." "Which is hardly surprising." "vigilant selfishness is wonderful for the skin." "And Prince CIaudius?" "I haven't seen him in a while." "He locked himself in a tower 4 years ago to get away from Mother." "Do you always sit there, or do you sometimes switch with Guenevere?" "protocol intrigues me." "And where is the famous LanceIot?" "Or does he stand in between?" "What brings you to camelot?" "A desire of blood, Your Majesty." "My brothers are here." "HaIf-brothers." "They'II be very, very, very miserable to see me." "Mother had a potion which took off 10 years and they gave it to me when I was 9 to make me minus one." "You've come all this way to see your brothers, whom you detest?" "That's hardly reason for such a Iong journey." "There's you, Your Majesty." "I always wondered why old CIaudius detested me so." "Then one day Mother told me the marvelous news." "He's not my father." "How once when she was visiting england she met an attractive young lad called Arthur invited him to her room so on." "Is that how the story goes?" "Yes, that's how the story goes." "Imagine her surprise when that young man became King of all england." "Now that you're here, what are your plans?" "My plans are your wishes, Your Majesty." "Then you are to remain in camelot and become a knight of the Round table." "I admit you're not very promising material but you have brains, youth and a proper heritage." "Much could be done if you applied yourself." "I a knight?" "Come, Your Majesty!" "Look at me!" "I despise the sword, I loathe the spear, and I detest horses." "I've been taught to place needs ahead of conscience..." "I find charity offensive and kindness a trap." "I Iike my ladies married my willpower weak, my wine strong and my saints fallen." "Come." "What kind of knight could you make of me?" "Put it that way, it wouId take a miracle." "And I'm told there's a shortage of miracles at camelot these days." "I must warn you, Mordred that I am a civilized man with occasional lapses." "And far more seasoned rascaIs than you have polished their souls." "I advise you get out the wax." "Better be rubbed clean than rubbed out?" "You will dine with the queen and me and try to get to know each other better." "Good, I shall look forward to meeting the queen." "You will leave when you are dismissed." "And remember that I and I alone shall decide when you may address me by the name that your kinship allows." "But it shall remain unspoken till you have earned the right by proper deeds." "The adage ""blood is thicker than water"" was invented by undeserving relatives." "I Iook forward to seeing you tonight." "It is simple, PeIIinore." "Once you get it into that armored head of yours that all disputes will be settled by law and not by bloodshed." "Wart, I understand that perfectly." "I do not understand how it works." "Let us see." "Supposing you are accused of burning down a stable." "Whose?" "Let us say a farmer named william." "I wouldn't, of course, but get along." "Now PeIIy, you claim you haven't." "What does he do?" "He holds his tongue if he knows what's good for him or he'II get a sword through his chest." "PeIIy, he takes you to court." "And we fight there." "In court, there is a prosecutor for Farmer william and a defender for you." "Oh, I see!" "I see." "And they fight." "A jury decides." "That is why it is called ""trial by jury.""" "The jury?" "Who in thunderation are they?" "It's none of their damn business." "But you don't know them, PeIIy." "And they don't know you." "If they don't know me and they don't know Farmer william how can you expect them to care a fig who wins?" "How can you get a fair decision from people so impartial?" "That is precisely the point, PeIIy." "They are impartial and there will be no bloodshed." "If that jury finds me guilty, there'II be plenty of bloodshed." "I'II have a whack at every last one of them." "Then you will be charged with murder, PeIIy." "The ruddy thing's endless!" "Another jury finds me guilty, and I'II have to whack them and so on and so on and whacking and" "Forget it!" "You will never burn down a stable you will never know a farmer named william and you will never ever be found in a court." "Not without my ruddy sword, I won't." "Jenny, I'm getting old." "It's true." "I thought about it this morning." "I walked to the stables as briskly as ever and arrived much later than I expected to." "You've been closeted far too long with the civil court." "I'm glad it's finally opening." "10:00 tomorrow morning." "The first english court." "May I attend the ceremony?" "would you, Jenny?" "Everyone would love it." "Yes, of course." "It may be our greatest achievement." "Good day, milady." "Good day, Lance." "Arthur, it's about Mordred." "Must we talk about Mordred?" "This is the first day in a month he'II not be here for dinner and that makes it seem like a party." "Get rid of him." "He's bent on the destruction of the table." "He's setting knight against knight." "Making them yearn for their own lands." "Every evening like a witch over a cauldron he mixes wine and disloyalty." "I know of his activities, Lance." "Do you also know he is in constant touch with the knights you banished?" "And they're raising an army." "I know." "And it is my own fault." "I should have officially recognized him when I took the throne." "It is the proper procedure." "I intended to do it and I should have done it." "But I didn't." "I couldn't." "I hadn't counted on caring for Jenny as much and I had hoped that one day our child would sit on the throne of england." "The fates have not been kind." "The fates must not have the Iast word, Lance." "We have been through much together, we three." "And by the sword, excalibur, we will go through this." "Mordred is filled with hatred, trying to destroy those I Iove and trying to make his inheritance come faster." "But we must not give him the opportunity." "We must not let our passions destroy our dreams." "Let him cross my path." "I'II run him through." "You will not, Lance." "He's your mortal enemy!" "He's my son." "He's all there is of me." "The only child I will ever have." "It may be madness, but somehow I hope that there is something of me in him that I can reach." "So I will have your word, Lance?" "You have my word." "would you Iike to be alone, Arthur?" "No, please." "please don't go." "What did you do today, Jenny?" "Just trivial things." "That's exactly what I want to hear about." "Tempests and tea cups mountains made out of molehills, anything." "Anything you can think of that is not fit for a king." "What do the simple folk do" "To help them escape when they're blue" "The shepherd who is ailing The milkmaid who is glum" "The cobbler who is wailing From nailing his thumb" "When they're beset and besieged" "The folks not nobIesse-Iy obliged" "However do they manage To shed their weary lot" "Oh, what" "Do simple folk do" "We do not" "I have been informed By those who know them well" "They find relief in quite a clever way" "When they're sorely pressed They whistle for a spell" "And whistling seems To brighten up their day" "And that's what" "simple folk do" "So they say" "They just whistle?" "So they say" "What else do the simple folk do" "To perk up the heart and get through?" "The wee folk and the grown folk Who wander to and fro" "Have ways known to their own folk We throne-foIk don't know" "When all the doldrums begin" "What keeps each of them in his skin" "What ancient native custom Provides the needed glow" "Oh, what" "Do simple folk do?" "Do you know?" "Once along the road I came upon a lad" "Singing in a voice Three times his size" "And when I asked him why He told me he was sad" "And singing always made his spirits rise" "So that's" "What simple folk do" "I surmise" "Arise, my love, arise my love apollo's lighting the skies, my love" "The meadows shine with coIumbine And daffodils blossom away" "Hear Venus call to one and all Come taste delight while you may" "The world is bright, and all is right And life is merry and gay" "What else do the simple folk do?" "They must have a system or two" "They obviously outshine us At turning tears to mirth" "Have tricks a royal highness Is minus from birth" "What, then, I wonder Do they" "To chase all the goblins away" "They have some tribal sorcery You haven't mentioned yet" "Oh, what Do simple folk do" "To forget?" "Often, I am told They dance a fiery dance" "And whirl till they're completely uncontrolled" "Soon the mind is blank And all are in a trance" "A violent trance astounding to behold" "And that's" "What simple folk do" "So I'm told" "really?" "I have it on the best authority." "Stop it!" "For God's sake, stop it!" "Through the clouds gray with years" "Over hills wet with tears" "To a world young and free" "We will fly follow me" "april green everywhere" "april's song always there" "Come and hear Come and see" "follow me MerIyn's schoolhouse." "To a tree Where our hopes hang high" "To a dream that should never die" "Where our long lost tomorrows" "still are in the sweet..." "...bye and bye" "Time goes by Or do we" "close your eyes And you'II see" "As we were We can be" "Weep no more follow me" "hello!" "hello Wart!" "hello Wart." "What's the best thing for being sad?" "You taught me once." "The best thing for being sad is to Iearn something." "Learn something?" "It's the one thing, Wart, that never fails." "You may grow old and trembling in your arteries." "You may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins." "You may miss your father, your mother your dog your only love." "My love." "There's only one thing for all of it." "Learn." "Learn why the world wags and what wags it." "How could I learn if I couldn't think?" "And I couldn't think, so I couldn't learn." "Not even to think the thought, I thought." "But even the thought, ""I'm not thinking a thought"" is thinking, isn't it?" "Thinking is something to get into the habit of making use of as often as possible." "Thinking helps in everything." "Everything but love, that is." "Love is a sort of seventh day." "So thinking can rest." "But this is not Sunday, so look down." "Look into the water, Wart." "tell me what you see." "Water... ...fish and us." "Forget the water." "Forget us, and think of the fish." "Think yourself a fish." "feel yourself a fish." "Breathe with your gills." "Be a fish." "well, how do you Iike it?" "How big a fish am I?" "I just saw a big fish chasing a smaller fish." "Am I the dinner or the diner?" "Work it out." "Think!" "What are you learning as a fish?" "Not very much." "Big fish eat little fish, just like everywhere else." "Except somehow that doesn't seem right, does it?" "Why couldn't I be a bird?" "I would really enjoy being...." "What am I?" "You're a hawk!" "Has the hunting season started?" "By George, I believe it has!" "I'm flying higher!" "Look down." "tell me what you see." "I see lakes..." "...trees, forests." "Can you see CameIot?" "Yes, I can." "Can you see the next county?" "Yes!" "I can see the middle of it." "It's GreyIock valley, but I can't see the edges of it." "You see the edges when you're down here?" "Of course I can." "The boundaries are clearly marked." "Then what do you know as a hawk that you don't know as Arthur?" "Think!" "I'm not thinking." "I'm just gliding!" "Are you alone?" "Not now." "Isn't this rather far from the palace for you, Mordred?" "I wanted to see this legendary forest you've told me so much about." "This is where MerIyn taught you, is it not?" "Yes, it is." "There are times when the only vacation spot in the world is the past." "I can't quite remember all that MerIyn taught me, but I do remember this." "That happiness is a virtue." "No one can be..." "...happy and wicked." "Triumphant, perhaps, but not happy." "If I couId teach you that and make you believe it then at last, you could be my son." "Are you happy, Your Majesty?" "Yes." "Is the queen?" "Yes." "And LanceIot?" "What are you implying?" "Nothing, Your Majesty." "simply that I did not realize that deception and infidelity were candidates for the badge of virtue." "Whom are you accusing?" "And of what crime?" "And with what proof?" "Isn't your civil Law marvelous?" "No proof, no crime." "Ergo:" "Virtue, happiness." "You want me to be your son." "No more than I." "Then prove to me I'm wrong." "Stay in the forest tonight." "Give your son the lesson of this life." "Show him how virtue can triumph without the help of fear?" "Return to the palace and inform the court that His Majesty will be hunting all through the night and will return in the midmorning." "Yes my lord." "MerIyn." "Where are you?" "MerIyn...." "Get to them." "Warn them." "tell them to be wise." "My lords!" "Both of you!" "Are you drunk or mad!" "directly under the king's window!" "The king's not there." "He's away for the night." "Where?" "Hunting." "He'II be back at midmorning." "I must get back to the castle myself." "I must get back!" "Jenny, come away with me." "To Joyous Gard." "Let's have it open and aboveboard." "I cannot live like this another day." "And this man we both love what would you do, force him to declare war on you?" "Where either you or he or both would be killed?" "And hundreds of others?" "I never wanted to love you." "Your God arranged it." "Your God must solve it." "Arthur is my husband." "I must stay with him as long as he wants me." "Then so be it, Jenny." "I will... ...never ask you again." "Nor shall I come to you again." "I swear it." "And I will never come to you again." "I Ioved you" "Once in silence" "And misery was all I knew" "Trying so" "To keep my love from showing" "AII the while not knowing" "You loved me too" "Yes, loved me" "In Ionesome silence" "Your heart" "filled with dark despair" "Thinking love would flame in you forever" "And I'd never, never" "Know the flame was there" "Then one day we cast away Our secret longing" "The raging tide we held inside would hold no more" "The silence At last was broken" "We flung wide" "Our prison door" "Every joyous word of love" "Was spoken" "And now there's Twice as much grief" "Twice the strain for us" "Twice the despair Twice the pain" "For us" "As we had known before" "The silence At last was broken" "We flung wide Our prison door" "Every joyous word of love Was spoken" "And after all had been said" "Here we are, my love" "silent once more" "And not far My love!" "From where we were before" "Don't reach for your dagger." "I accuse you of treason and order you both to stand trial for your crime." "Surrender in the king's name." "Take him!" "Take him!" "You cowards!" "Guard!" "That man!" "Oh, no!" "Guenevere, Guenevere" "Oh they found Guenevere" "In the dying candle's gleam" "Came the sundown Of a dream" "On a day dark and drear" "Came to trial Guenevere" "ruled the jury For her shame" "She will be sentenced To the flame" "Verdict:" "guilty of treason against king and country." "Sentence:" "To be burned At the stake until death!" "Guenevere, Guenevere" "Lance will save Guenevere" "Any moment he'II appear" "And he'II rescue Guenevere" "Five a.m. Oh, it's near" "Not a sound do I hear" "And the bells will soon ring clear" "Won't he rescue Guenevere?" "Oh hurry, LanceIot, hurry There isn't too much time" "Oh hurry, or soon those evil bells In the tower will chime" "Oh hurry, the guard will soon Be gathering around the stake" "And soon they will come To take Guenevere" "Where is the King?" "He's supposed to watch the execution." "He's supposed to be here, at this window." "It's the Iaw, isn't it?" "Do you think for one moment LanceIot will not rescue her?" "But if he tries that means that Arthur will have to fight him, won't he?" "Is there no rescue in sight?" "No, not yet, Sir." "Your Majesty, why not ignore the verdict and pardon her?" "But you can't do that, can you?" "Let her die, your life is over." "Let her live, your life's a fraud." "kill the queen or the Iaw." "Wart!" "I'm afraid you must come to the window." "The executioner is waiting for your signal." "Is it LanceIot?" "I don't know." "Is it, PeIIy?" "It is!" "Wart, my dear fellow..." "...it is!" "Sweet Heaven, what a sight!" "Can you see it from there, Arthur?" "Can you see your goodly LanceIot murdering your goodly knights?" "Sire most of the guard is killed." "And over 80 knights." "They must be heading for the channel." "We'II make ready the army to follow." "We want revenge!" "Revenge!" "Your table has cracked, Arthur." "shall I save the timbers for her next stake?" "MerIyn make me a hawk." "Let me... ...fly away from here." "We want to return with you." "Let us pay for what we've done." "At the stake?" "For what end?" "Justice?" "They've forgotten justice." "They want revenge." "Revenge the most worthless of causes." "It's too late." "The table is dead." "It exists no more." "half my knights were killed in the yard." "Mordred is organizing an army against me." "The rest of the knights are in their tents itching for dawn, cheerful." "cheerful to be at war." "It's those old unciviIized days..." "Those days those dreadful days that we tried to put asleep forever." "It is your wish that this dread battle go on?" "It is not my wish!" "I can think no Ionger of what to do except to ride the tide of events." "Oh, what folly!" "AII we've been through for nothing except an idea." "Something that you cannot taste or touch, smell or feel." "Without substance, without life..." "...reality memory." "The charade will soon begin." "please, please." "please, go back to Joyous Gard." "Jenny is not at Joyous Gard." "She is with the holy Sisters." "Is there nothing to be done?" "There's nothing to be done but to play out the game and leave the decisions to God." "Go now, Lance." "You must go too, Jenny." "I know." "So often, in the past I would look in your eyes and I would find there forgiveness." "Perhaps one day, in the future it shall be there again." "But I won't be with you." "I won't see it." "Goodbye... ...my love." "My dearest love." "Who's there?" "Who's there?" "Come out, I say!" "Forgive me, Your Majesty." "I was searching for the Sergeant of Arms and got lost." "I did not wish to disturb you." "Who are you?" "Where did you come from?" "You ought to be in bed." "Are you a page?" "I stowed away on one of the boats, Your Majesty." "I came to fight for the Round table." "I'm very good with a bow." "And do you intend to kill people with this bow of yours?" "Oh, yes, my lord!" "A great many, I hope!" "But supposing that they..." "...killed you?" "Then I shall be dead, my lord." "But I don't intend to be dead." "I intend to be a knight!" "A knight?" "Yes, my lord." "Of the Round table." "And when did you decide upon this extinct profession?" "Was your village once protected by knights?" "Did your father serve a knight?" "Was your mother once saved by a knight?" "Oh, no, my lord!" "I'd never even seen a knight until I stowed away." "I only know of them the stories people tell!" "From the stories people tell you wish to become..." "...a knight?" "Now tell me, what do you think you know of the Knights of the Round table?" "I know everything, milord." "Might for right!" "Right for right!" "Justice for all!" "A Round table where all knights would sit." "Everything!" "Come." "What's your name?" "It is Tom, my lord." "Where do you come from?" "From Warwick, my lord." "Now listen to me, Tom of Warwick." "You won't fight in the battle, understand?" "Yes, my lord." "You will run behind the lines and hide until it is over." "And then you will return home to england alive." "To grow up and grow old." "You understand?" "You will remember what I, the King, tell you and do as I command." "Each evening" "From December to December" "Before you drift to sleep Upon your cot" "Think back on all the tales That you remember" "Of CameIot" "Ask every person If he's heard the story" "And tell it strong and clear If he has not" "That once there was A fleeting wisp of glory" "called CameIot" "Now say it out With love and joy" "Yes, camelot... ...my boy." "Where once it never rained till after sundown" "By eight a.m. the morning fog had flown" "Don't let it be forgot" "That once there was a spot" "For one brief shining moment" "That was known as" "CameIot!" "Give me that sword." "kneel, Tom." "With this sword excalibur I knight you Sir Tom of Warwick." "And I command you... ." "..to return home and carry out my orders." "Yes, my lord!" "What are you doing?" "You have a battle to fight." "I have won my battle, PeIIy." "And here... ...is my victory!" "What we did will be remembered." "You'II see." "Now run, Sir Tom." "Behind the lines!" "Who was that?" "One of what we all are, PeIIy." "Less than a drop in the great blue motion of the sunlit sea." "But it seems that some of the drops sparkle!" "Some of them do sparkle!" "Run, boy!" "Oh, run... ...my boy!" | {
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"Toodle-fucking-oo" "Hey, no speeding." "This is a party zone!" "Come on!" "We can do it!" "Hey, Janet Jackson." "Hi, Mr. Soprano!" "Where's Meadow?" "I give up." "In the house?" "Tony." "Billy, thanks for calling." "As soon as I found out it was your mom's place." "O.D. Friend says Special K and ecstasy." "You fucking kidding me?" "Your kid's all right." "She's a little drunk." "321 , repeat, you're breakíng up." "529, are you ín pursuít of vehícle on 75 North?" "ln your grandmother's house." "lt wasn't my fault." "If I had a quarter every time I heard that I'd have a private jet on 24-hour standby." "Get in the car." "ln your grandmother's house." "Now he's repeating himself." "Just lucky l knew that cop." "So he cut me a favor." "Let me guess, he owes you money?" "What did she do?" "Go upstairs." "No, I want to see the fight." "Get your little ass up those stairs!" "Meadow!" "We can talk about it in the morning." "Get down here!" "Let her go to bed." "I want her to answer for herself!" "She's drunk!" "Was she driving?" "I could've taken ecstasy but I didn't!" "Don't puke on the floor!" "You still up?" "Go to bed!" "She's on ecstasy and you yell at me?" "Get up there!" "What did she say for herself?" "The usual shit. "Wasn't my fault."" "There was designer drugs there, Tony." "So, what did you say?" "I don't know. I yelled." "What the fuck else am I gonna do?" "You sure you're gonna be all right, Uncle Rich?" "I want to walk." "See if I run into any of the old crowd." "Thanks, doll." "Motherfucker." "There has to be consequences." "What kind of parents would we be if we let her get away with this?" "Typical?" "Plenty of parents still crack the whip." "Yeah, that's what they tell you." "I cannot wait until she goes off to college." "Oh, right, so you can get Empty Nest Syndrome and go on Wellbutrin like your sister." "As a parent today, you are over a barrel no matter what you do." "You take the car, you're a chauffeur." "Ground her, you stay in and be a prison guard." "Throw her out, social services returns her and we face a judge." "She's not 18 yet." "That's your solution?" "All I'm saying, with the laws today, you can't restrain your kid physically." "She could sue you for child abuse." "There has to be consequences." "And there will be." "I hear you, okay?" "Let's not overplay our hand." "If she knows we're powerless, we're fucked." "Hey." "That guy wants to talk to you." "Jesus." "Mother of Christ!" "Richie." "So when did you get out?" "How come nobody told me?" "That's funny." "Paulie Walnuts told me he ran into you this morning." "Honest to fucking God, nobody said a word." "Just shut the fuck up." "You know, I did a lot of meditation in the can on this." "On what?" "You can't believe how crazy things...." "You ever meditate?" "Me?" "Meditate?" "Are you crazy?" "Not as crazy as I used to be." "But still crazy enough to take an eye out." "What's going on here, Rich?" "Ten years." "And not even a pleasant "Go fuck yourself" from you I get." "You know, I always asked how you were doing." "Hold on there." "You." "How could you let my dear friend sit here with an empty cup?" "l'm sorry." "That's all right." "Take it easy, kid." "Bring this gentleman a veal-parm sandwich." "And hurry the fuck up about it." "The other two stores doing as good as this?" "Come on, you know, it's a grind." "That doesn't answer my question." "Rich, I know you're a made guy, so I lose either way." "But I always respected you and your brother, Jackie." "I'm no victim here." "I'm not some greaseball storeowner." "I'm sorry, Richie." "I will not be shaken down." "This sucking up to Tony Soprano has done wonders for you." "I go away for a while. I come back, you're a tough guy." "Don't do this." "Do what?" "Take what's owed to me?" "What's owed to you?" "l put you in action, Beansie." "You got a bad memory, Beansie." "Veal parmigiana sandwich." "Fuck you." "I'll be back every Saturday, partner." "I don't fucking believe this." "I'm being shaken down, for what?" "Tell me, what did I do?" "This is not right." "I'm not gonna fucking lay down." "I'll step up." "Won't lay down, huh?" "You don't want to lay dawn?" "You piece of shit!" "All right, let's get her down here." "I guess." "Where is the Bride of Frankenstein?" "She's still sleeping." "Yeah, right." "Go wake her up." "l wake her up?" "I want to get this shit out of the way before I go out." "You guys are making too much of this." "l don't think we're making enough." "She was drunk." "Her choice." "There's a Zuni saying:" ""For every 20 wrongs a child does, ignore 1 9. "" "There's an old Italian saying:" ""You fuck up once, you lose two teeth."" "That's what all this is about." "Ego and control." "l beg your pardon?" "No, don't try to make sense with her." "No, I want to understand this." "Go ahead, tell me." "You want to hold on to control over a young woman.. ." ".. .whose entire biological determinism.. ." "...is to achieve independent thought and behavior." "She's exercised her independence.. ." "...but you want to penalize her because you don't like her choices." "Go get a fucking permanent." "I'm trying to watch TV!" "Well." "Good morning." "I'm sorry, is it afternoon?" "Mom, please." "Please what?" "You'd better have some answers." "Yeah." "That's right!" "Fine." "You're punished." "For what?" "I didn't do anything!" "You did nothing?" "lt wasn't my fault!" "lt's never your fault, Meadow." "It was gonna be me, Hunter and the Macaluso twins." "Then Steve shows up with Adam and people from Boonton!" "So Steve's just trying doorknobs till he hits the jackpot?" "No, Hunter tells him." "Now with the Hunter." "And she's at home, blaming it on you." "It's an old game." "You try studying day and night to get into college." "We work hard." "We deserved a night!" "Take it easy." "Take it easy." "I'm sorry you're under a lot of pressure." "It's still no excuse." "So who was this ecstasy guy?" "l just told you." "Adam." "I don't know him." "He came with Steve." "The Steve I know?" "The school kid you're always with?" "He's a flake." "Why do you think I stopped hanging with him?" "That's news to me you don't hang out with Steve." "It's painful to talk about, okay?" "You're gonna get punished." "Look, you guys, I know what I did was not okay." "I've been thinking about it a lot and really not feeling good about myself." "You should take away my Discover card." "You better believe it!" "That's right!" "For two weeks." "Three!" "How do I buy gas?" "Your allowance." "I spent my allowance." "And I already owe Mom." "The Pashmina." "We can wait on that." "You get 10 dollars a week." "Cash." "No more." "Till you get your card back." "For gas!" "Come here." "Look at you." "You look great." "You're sinew." "You sack of shit." "If you lost that baby fat, you'd disappoint me." "Hey, fuck you." "You been laid yet?" "God, what's wrong?" "I'm trying." "Hey, I said 4:" "OO." "I leave before the stock market closes.. ." "...you yell for not watching the phone guys." "Meet Richie Aprile." "Jesus Christ, how you doing?" "Your brother, Jackie, was like a fucking god." "A great leader." "And I heard a lot about you." "Yeah, well, I heard a lot about you." "That's why I'm here." "What do you mean?" "Out of respect for our friend here, I'm gonna talk nice." "I ever hear you raise your hands to my niece again.. ." "...next time you won't see my face." "You understand?" "Who told you I put my hand on her?" "is this kid getting jerky with me?" "Look, kid, I shouldn't have to explain myself." "I'm from the old school." "You want to raise your hands, give her your last name." "Then it's not my business." "Until then, keep your hands in your pockets." "We understand each other?" "Now get out of here." "I want to talk to Tony." "Go ahead." "He's a good kid." "Capable." "Look, Ton, this is the thing." "I want to get my shy business back." "I keep getting calls from Jackie's customers" "Where the fuck are you going?" "l'll talk to you later, Richie." "What just happened?" "No more business talk with him directly." "You fucking with me?" "You can talk to him." "But not now." "And never here." "Can you believe we drank a whole bottle of wine?" "Thank God!" "Cheers." "Cheers." "We're out of here." "Okay." "Richie broke a chair over his head." "You shitting me?" "Hit him with a coffeepot too." "Broke his cheekbone." "Prick. I talked to him yesterday." "He's all sweetness and lights." "Already this shit's getting old." "Yo, bright eyes." "Where you going?" "This isn't the Bing, huh?" "Fuck did I say?" "Hey, how have you been?" "Can't complain." "You look good." "Where did your friends go?" "Tell them to come back, join us." "No, they're leaving." "First time here." "Excellent veal." "We making small talk now?" "Nice to see you." "Yeah, you too." "Toodle-oo." "Bye-bye." "Not a bad ass." "She had nice pipe-fitter lips." "No disrespect." "Hey, what do I give a fuck?" "I hardly know her." "You mean, you would take the lips over the tits?" "Trust me, my boy." "There's two things I'm good at:" "It's pulling dents and spotting good blowjobs." "And that sweetie had world-class blowjob lips." "Am I right, skipper?" "Good or no?" "What the fuck do I know?" "It was a long time ago." "All right, she was good." "All right?" "Good?" "Or great?" "Why you busting my balls?" "It was a long time ago." "Hey, I remember every blowjob i ever got." "You remember your first blowjob?" "Yeah, of course." "How long did it take for the guy to come?" "I said, "You remember your first blowjob?"" ""Yeah." "How long did it,take for the guy to come?" "'" ""Toodle-fucking-oo"?" "What the fuck was that?" "I couldn't sleep from the embarrassment." "What was so wrong?" "It's an accepted form of goodbye." "That's not the way I talk with patients." "It wasn't me." "It was someone else." "It was Jennifer." "For whatever reason, at that moment, you felt safer showing him Jennifer." "What did you see at that table that made you want to hide "Doctor"?" "Who were you hiding from?" "I saw a patient that I never wanted to see again." "That's who I was hiding from." "A patient." "When you say "see"... .. .do you mean professionally or just plain "see"?" "What's the difference?" "There's a big difference." "If it was just a matter of just plain old "see"... .. .the cordial doctor would've said, "Good night. "" "But, because he's someone you didn't want to see professionally... .. .you abandoned the doctor fa?" "ade and adopted the Jennifer posture." "Hence, "Toodle-oo. "" "You're almost there, Elliot, but not quite." "Young girls are not accountable for their behavior." "I think "Toodle-oo" was the action of a ditsy young girl." "And I regressed into the girl thing to escape responsibility for abandoning a patient." "He asked me for help." "Look, I need you as a colleague to tell me that I did the right thing." "You gotta ask yourself why you became a psychiatrist." "If it was to help people stop smoking or biting nails then so be it." "There's nothing wrong with that." "Another patient committed suicide because I was treating this man." "Because I had to go on the lam." "Treating patients from a motel room isn't optimum.. ." "...but you were there for her, in phone contact." "It would have been the same if you'd been on vacation." "Did you say "lam"?" "And lifting up into Cobra." "And now rising up into Downward Facing Dog." "Coming back down into Cobra." "And relaxing into Child's Pose." "Richie." "Janice." "You know, I thought that was you." "_ _ _ _ Parvati." "I changed my name to Parvati in '78." "I thought you lived in California now." "Seattle, actually, last couple years." "So, how long you been...?" "Out of jail?" "One week." "That's where l picked up this yoga shit." "It's working." "You seem very supple." "I'm doing a lot of stretching." "So you back now?" "My mom's at St. Erasmus." "A stroke." "Sorry to hear that." "Tony didn't say anything about it." "Guess we're all getting a little old." "Only if that's our choice." "Drag me all the way out here-- l walk through the food court, this kid spills fried rice on me." "Take it easy." "Keep your voice down." "Let's talk." "Yeah, let's." "How would you feel?" "Your crew evaporates, then you walk away from me like I got a disease." "I don't talk business." "Don't take it personal." "I'm a government target." "Why do you think we're meeting in a fucking mall?" "It feels disrespectful." "You know, that's all I'm saying." "I'm the guy who saved you from the hit parade." "When?" "When did you ever step in for me?" "You forget?" "You and my brother stuck up Feech LaManna's card game?" "Feech was a made man." "If it wasn't for me, you would've got a vicious beating, to say the least." "You know I love you." "You're like my big brother." "You'll be taken care of." "What was yours before you left will be yours again." "You just gotta give us some time." "Jeez, Anthony, you'd do that for me?" "Hey, fuck you." "What's mine is not yours to give me." "Hey, prick, you reached out to me." "l said what I wanted to say." "Well, we got a problem, kid?" "I'm trying to get you to slow down." "Things are different now." "You gotta be extra, extra careful." "When do you know me not to be careful?" "When?" "You been out of the can 10 minutes, you shake down Beansie for a piece." "Do me a favor, back off." "He's a good earner." "Yeah, for you." "That's none of your fucking cazzí." "Those joints are a cash business." "They come in handy." "He's a sneaky cocksucker." "Whatever, back off." "You taking the side of a civilian over me?" "Christ, I'm asking you to do me a favor." "Do it if you want to." "If you don't, go fuck yourself." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "How's your sister?" "There's no need for that talk." "What?" "My sister." "Janice." "How's she doing?" "Oh, I thought you were baiting me." "You know...." "How's your sister?" "' "Fuck your mother. "" "See what she did?" "Who?" "Meadow." "That house is fucked!" "Thought you didn't swear." "What are you talking about?" "I'm outraged." "No, I am beyond outraged." "Talk about disgrace?" "Disrespect for other people's property?" "It's like a freaking shooting gallery." "It smells of urine, there's puke all over the hardwood floors" "Sounds like your place in Venice." "She's been punished." "Three weeks without a card." "Oh, Madonna, that's some heavy shit there!" "Janice...." "lf that was my child" "You got a lot of fucking balls, you know that?" "Don't talk to me like that." "Let's clear the air here." "You're a Vishnu-come-lately, playing concerned." "Who the fuck are you kidding?" "You're here to pick the frigging bones." "There's a lot I could say right now that I am not gonna say." "A lot of balls." "Temper tantrums." "He hasn't changed one iota since we lived in Newark." "Not one!" "You're passing judgment on him, Janice." "On us as parents." "How we discipline our children is none of anybody's business." "You let that girl walk all over you, you'll regret it." "Mother of God, Janice!" "Are all of you Sopranos the same?" "I ask you nicely to stay out of it, you pretend not to hear." "Maybe you'll hear this." "Mind your fucking business." "Keep your mouth shut when it comes to my kids!" "Maybe I've stayed here too long." "The fall in the shower didn't affect your pre-existing heart condition." "But you already knew that." "lt never hurts to be sure." "Fucking bum hip." "What next does the Man Upstairs have in store for me?" "You're lucky it was a sprain." "The thing is, doc, I've been feeling these, like, little fibrillations." "Psychosomatic." "You got out of jail on a medical." "It's the mind-body connection." "Your body's just pitching in to help." "Hey!" "There's my boy!" "I was afraid you didn't get the message." "Put a shirt on, I'm getting a chubby." "Doc, this is one of my dearest friends." "Richie, this is the best heart man in the world, Doug Schreck." "Mr. Soprano oversold me." "I'm only the best in the Western world." "Fucking ball-breaker." "Doc, do me a favor?" "Me and Richie...." "Yeah, no problem." "He's good." "Lets me use his doctor- patient privilege to meet people here." "Fucking house arrest." "Federal marshals so far up my ass, I can taste Brylcreem." "Jesus, you look good." "How you feeling?" "Better than some, not as bad as others." "I gotta meet Tony at a mall, you here." "What the fuck is happening?" "_ _ _ _ Like the man said, May you live in interesting times." "You met with Tony?" "It's more like a fucking audience with the pope." "What are you gonna do?" "Whatever you tell me." "You and your brother were always good boys." "You tell me this is the way it is, then so be it." "You tell me otherwise I'm yours, Junior." "Whatever, whoever." "You just say it." "Once again, a big welcome home to our guest of honor." "Richie was surprised by the changes in 10 years." "New Jersey has a hockey team." "It's interesting, Meadowlands is the only NHL arena.. ." "...where the penalty box is maximum-security." "Maximum-security penalty box." "Help me." "What the fuck?" "I was talking to Paulie Walnuts who thought that Richie had been in Bosnia... .. .where there's also a large Muslim population." "That's it." "Out of here." "Enough." "And now for all you youngsters with visions of tit-fucking in your head here are the Bing girls!" "Come on!" "Hey." "Welcome home." "Wait till you open it." "It's all ones." "I'm a grandfather now, Rich." "Imagine that?" "Please, no pictures." "Exploiting medical curiosities is against the law." "That why they canceled your mom's audition?" "What did you say?" "lt's a homecoming." "Cocksucker." "Take a walk." "Welcome home, Rich." "ls Beansie here?" "Haven't seen him." "Richie, how's your balls?" "They're hanging." "Ready and waiting." "What?" "Go with Silvio." "Who?" "Go!" "I'll hold this." "Don't worry about it." "Come on." "This guy." "Trust me!" "He's got a real fucking attitude problem." "Careful." "Come on." "He just did 10 fucking years." "He has a right to be a bit fucked up." "Richie will be all right." "I see you like the dark." "Yeah, something like that." "Silvio says we can't take it." "Whose joint did you just cop, mine or his?" "Did we do something wrong?" "You were fine." "Get out of here." "Hey, buddy!" "What the fuck are you doing?" "What'd you think Tony Soprano was gonna do for you?" "You got a raging hard-on for me." "l don't know what for!" "You don't?" "Come here!" "No." "Come here!" "Come here!" "How come you weren't at the party?" "I moved a lot of H for you and you made the lion's share." "You're just bitter because I invested my money smart and you didn't." "I spent mine on lawyers, you slippery fuck!" "You want to talk like a tough guy?" "Tough guy, here!" "Hey, come on." "Please, no guns." "What happened to "l'm no greaseball storeowner"?" "Tell me again how you won't lay down, huh?" "Asshole!" "Janice?" "l'm sorry, is the music too loud?" "Oh, no, it's fine." "I just wanted to apologize." "You know, about earlier." "No, I should be apologizing to you." "I was out of line." "You're right." "I never raised a child." "I was robbed of that when Eugene took him back to Montreal." "I'm petitioning the State Department.. ." "...but they have me on their enemy radicals list, so...." "When was the last time you saw Harpo?" "He changed his name to Hal." "I'm sorry, Carm, can we not talk about him?" "Look, I just want you to know that I was way out of line." "Well, I'm sorry too." "Really, I just feel terrible." "You know, you're family." "And family means a lot." "I just don't feel right about you leaving here." "I don't know." "I don't think Tony wants me here." "Where will you go?" "The house is in no condition to move into, especially now." "I'll be all right." "No, I'm sorry." "I really can't let you leave." "Really, I want you to stay." "Okay." "Okay." "All right." "Well, good night." "Good night." "Oh, maybe just a little bit." "The music." "Oh, all right." "Richie, no!" "Richie, no!" "Jesus!" "Do I put the chocolate in now?" "Put it in, I'll pour the milk." "What did your parents say about Saturday?" "The usual." "Nothing." "They're afraid I'll go bulimic again." "Mine just "blah, blah, blah."" "Purge and they won't say anything." "When will they realize we're adults, responsible for ourselves?" "So we had a party at your grandmother's." "Would they prefer we go to Limelight?" "Hello!" "It's because they have no life." "They focus on bullshit." "So, what did yours do?" "They took my Discover card for three weeks." "That's nothing." "l know, it was my idea." "Dicks." "So hypocritical too." "When you think how my dad makes a living." "Oh, jeez!" "What is this?" "Why don't you ring for the nurse?" "Never you mind!" "That's their job." "I don't need them." "My daughter came all the way from Seattle." "Oh, Jesus!" "Hello?" "She rang for you." "l did not." "Mrs. Soprano." "Who are you?" "Richie." "Richie Aprile." "But I thought you were dead." "No, hon, that was my brother, Jackie." "Oh, I'm sorry." "How did he die, the poor baby?" "He had cancer." "Me too." "Shut that curtain, will ya?" "You know, I was in a private room." "My Johnny would roll over in his grave if he saw this." "Oh, they wheel people in and out, in and out." "Oh, go on!" "So isn't Parvati supposed to be here?" "I don't know who that is." "Your daughter, Parvati." "Janice." "Oh, yeah, please." "Don't start with that name business." "She did it to shame me." "You'll have to have your tea without lemon." "Richie." "You see the beautiful flowers he brought me?" "Yeah, see?" "Your father has friends with class." "Not like some people." "Ma, he's not one of Dad's friends." "He's my friend." "You mean, he's your boyfriend?" "Remember?" "You used to yell at me for beeping my horn when I came to pick up Janice." "Pimps beep!" "You know, someday somebody's gonna wash out your mouth with soap, hon." "Oh, yeah, who?" "You?" "Oh, I wish the Lord would take me." "The man's come to visit you." "Take it easy!" "is that how you talk to your mother?" "You lay the same trip on everybody who comes." "Don't you have any shame?" "Shame?" "Oh, I got plenty of shame." "Believe me." "You don't want to hear what I'm ashamed of." "Go ahead, Ma." "Shoot your best shot." "Never you mind." "Just remember what we talked about last week." "Ma, I'm gonna go to the cafeteria for some coffee." "Are you coming back?" "Yes." "I bet you're very good to your mother." "She'll be better when I get her home." "Does that mean you're sticking around?" "lf l don't, who'll take care of her?" "What about Tony?" "Long story." "You haven't heard what happened?" "Tony blames everyone else.. ." "...for anything bad in life, including Ma." "Tony?" "No." "Trust me." "Nothing's ever his fault." "So, what's with the flowers, Mr. Candy Stripe?" "I couldn't visit her empty-handed." "Oh." "You weren't at yoga." "l'm very busy with my mother." "Too busy for dinner?" "We weren't good together 20 years ago." "Why do you think it's any different now?" "Let's get to the point." "After getting to where l am, it'd be ridiculous to decompensate now." "I am so not that person anymore." "It works both ways." "You know, I don't think I'd be interested in the same Jan I knew." "So, what, you've grown?" "Well, you tell me." "Did you ever think you'd see Richie Aprile doing... .. .Downward" "Facing Dog?" "Can she put more gook shit in here?" "lt's not that much." "Soy milk, tofu, I hate all that shit!" "Yeah, me too." "Shut up, you said you liked soy milk." "I lied." "She was taking me to the video store." "I'm happy Aunt Parvati's staying." "The one who thinks you're spoiled?" "It wasn't my fault." "How many fucking times I gotta say it?" "Hey!" "Whoa!" "Don't look like you're gonna cry." "You made your bed." "I need q15." "Excuse me?" "A Cole Porter CD." "It's for Madrigals." "We're doing three of his songs." "You took my card, remember?" "Here." "What's your problem?" "Nothing." "Thank you, by the way!" "Janice should be home by now." "My sister was almost out and you fall for her con?" "She can't afford a motel." "How about she goes back to where she was for 20 years while I took care of our mother?" "I thought we couldn't mention Grandma in this house." "Fine. I'm not gonna argue with you, Tony." "You tell her to leave." "I won't." "It's not Christian." "See?" "This shit works out." "She's a Buddhist." "Hello!" "We're in here, Par." "lsn't it cruel to cut flowers?" "Richie gave them to Ma." "They're beautiful." "Aren't they?" "Richie?" "Richie Aprile?" "He went to visit her." "You know he always loved Ma." "All right, I gotta go." "You better water them." "I think I hear them crying." "Aw, Jesus Christ!" "Peter, you're scaring your mother." "Leave me the fuck alone." "Hey, is that a way to talk?" "Tony?" "Can you pick up the BBC on that thing, or what?" "No jokes please, Tony." "Only family." "Let him stay." "How you doing, pal?" "You said he wasn't gonna bother me, Tony." "Jesus." "They said I might not walk." "Come on, Mom." "Let's go downstairs for a little while." "You gonna let that animal get away with this?" "I'll let you talk to your "friend."" "Don't listen to these fucking doctors." "When it comes to spinal injuries, it's all a mystery to them." "Paulie's cousin got run over by a forklift." "Broke his back." "The guy's dancing in tango competitions." "All right, here." "Here." "I can't do it." "Come on." "Thanks." "Thanks, Tony." "I might not be able to wipe my own ass, you know that?" "Your nose is as far as I'm willing to go." "Listen.. ." ".. .Beans." "You 10000/o sure it was Richie Aprile driving?" "A thousand percent?" "No." "A fucking million percent." "And let me tell you something." "He's lucky l ain't no rat fuck." "Because the law knows that was no random hit-and-run." "Don't start talking foolish." "We're old school, right?" "We wash our own dirty laundry." "Hey, am I right, Beans?" "Yeah, yeah." "Old school." "Okay, good." "So you here to see your ma?" "I hear she's upstairs." "No, I came here to see you, you prick." "That's okay." "Go do what you gotta do." "l told you to back off Beansie." "l did." "Then I put it in drive." "This is funny?" "He might never walk again." "Did you know that?" "And for what?" "He didn't duke you enough?" "He didn't visit you in the can?" "When did you visit anybody in the can?" "When's the last time you gave a fuck about anybody but yourself?" "You remember one thing, and listen good." "You want to talk this old school shit?" "Here's a rule you might remember:" "I'm the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots." "You pay me the respect I gave your brother or we're gonna have a problem." "A bad one." "Now get the fuck out of here." "All right, Tony." "Yeah." "All right." "Hey." "How you doing?" "I'll open it, you change the locks." "Okay." "English Subtitles by GelulaISDl" | {
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"What time is it?" "Out!" "Out, pervert!" "Are you retarded?" "!" "?" "Get the hell out!" "What's wrong with you, barging into my room?" "!" "?" "Your room?" "We share this room!" "Get out!" "I didn't do anything!" "What's going on here?" "Can you help me here?" "!" "?" "I'm 14, get someone older to stroke your penis!" "Relax!" "Relax, both of you!" "I had no..." "Say, can I get my glasses?" "Do you know how old I am?" "Pervert!" "Call the cops!" "Stay in there!" "Someone has slept in my bed said the Baby Bear, and she's still there!" "What's going on here?" "!" "?" "Uh-oh." "CHAPTER 2:" "PURPOSEFUL ACTIVITIES" "It's sexual harassment!" "Listen to me, Eygló..." "Breathe deeply..." "Aren't you calling the cops?" "Help me out here." "What?" "Look into the mirror." "Look into your own eyes." "What's with you and all these stupid mirrors?" "Concentrate on the mirror." "I am Margeir Orri Einarsson." "I am healthy and well-balanced." "Nononono!" "Easy, Margeir." "It'll be alright." "What did I do?" "Eygló stopped by." "Unfortunately." "I'm worthless!" "What happened?" "Are you stressed about the trip?" "Or perhaps your birthday?" "We'll have to reconsider going on this trip today." "Huh?" "No." "No no no..." "This was just a small accident." "Maybe you forgot to lock the door?" "No, it is locked." "But I'm all better now." "Remember how stressed I was when you took me to that trip to your friend's summer house?" "I was all better the moment I got there." "I want to go!" "Are you sure?" "Then put on something decent and we'll get going." "It's just so unfair!" "There's nothing to do here." "I know." "I'll just go with you next year." "It'll be awesome." "I have to go now." "Talk to you later." "What?" "Did you forget the rules?" "Never be alone among the inmates." "I had to call Úa to tell her I couldn't come with." "That changes nothing." "I must be able to trust you." "Come on." "Today is a big day." "I'd love for you to help out." "Must I?" "Not if you don't want to, but I'd really appreciate it." "Ask of the steel, each strut and wire," "Ask of the searching, purging fire," "That marked their natal hour." "Ask of the mind, the hand, the heart," "Ask of each single, stalwart part, What gave it force and power." "Well, Karl Magnús, everyone else is ready." "Huh, what is..." "Is it now?" "Yes, we're all getting ready to set off." "Lúðvíík, have you heard from your friend in Paris?" "No, he's been away on summer holiday." "He must be careful." "Oh?" "I have new clues about where the codex may be found." "You mean the Archimedes Palimpsest?" "The Catholics hid it in a library in the 3rd district on Louis the 14th street." "I'll take that." "You can trust Álfheiður." "This affair is not for kids," "I don't want for more people to get involved." "What are you doing?" "Are you an artist?" "No, but mathematics is the greatest artform of all." "This address, 3.14, that's Pi, right?" "That's a gross simplification, Lúðvíík." "Pi has been calculated up to 1.011.922.721 decimals." "Although only the first 216 are of any relevance." "After the weekend, you and I can go on a trip together, fishing and such, doesn't that sound great?" "Yipee." "Aren't you coming with, Rúnar?" "Everything's out of place out there." "I need peace, I need to be alone." "I'll come later and help you, Rúnar!" "Well Hulda, another glorious day is upon us!" "Excuse me... who are you?" "They're wrecking the lives of the children..." "Bankers... political pawns of the plutocracy..." "Excuse me..." "Take and take..." "Are you talking about the Independence Party?" "Ignore Nostradamus there." "Nostradamus?" "She claims that she can see the future." "Seizure of property..." "Phone and mail services." "Birds of prey taking all of our belongings..." "Privatizations..." "What is being privatized?" "Who are doing the privatizing?" "The Independence Party?" "All they leave behind is scorched earth." "The nation left chained in massive debts." "Who are they, who told you this?" "They unleash the titans, rob the banks from the inside..." "The livelihood..." "of weeping mothers... and lost children..." "No jobs to be had." "Goddamn criminals!" "I know their handywork!" "I'm sorry, what's your name?" "My name is Einar." "We must be careful, they're watching us." "You can also see these things?" "I've been trying to tell people about this." "I've called influential people, but nobody will listen to me." "I'm Odda." "Alright, everybody!" "Are you ready?" "Our adventure begins!" "Are you ready?" "Our adventure begins!" "Once upon a time, you forgot to say that." "Got a cigarette?" "Loads of them, Baldur." "Aren't you joining us, Heiðar?" "No, I don't have the time." "Presidential invitation." "My my." "Say hello from us." "Stop that." "No." "Why is Ástrún in a wheelchair?" "You were going to tell me." "I'll tell you when you're older." "It's too terrible for a child to know." "It's a small miracle that she's here with us." "You have to focus on the positive things." "Come now!" "Isn't this wonderful?" "Well everyone, here are tents that we can pitch up." "There are 3-4 of you for each tent, so let's team up and try to set the tents up as level as possible." "Am I not right, Karl Magnús?" "You don't have to tell me." "Exactly, our educated engineer knows what he's talking about." "Remember, we're going to have fun this holiday weekend." "Rúnar!" "Álfheiður, where are you going?" "Inside." "Will you be long?" "Just remember the rules." "Tell me, o Fortune, I ask of thee." "With gold I shall gladden you, with silver I shall soothe..." "Margeir!" "Weren't you going to throw that thing away?" "Yes, but I found another..." "We've talked about this, it has a bad effect upon you." "I was just using it..." "No wonder you're having relapses, you're going against what I've instructed you." "I didn't mean to..." "I'm sorry." "Put on a jacket or something." "I'll be in the lobby." "This will be fun, Torfi..." "I'll take that." "Sure." "You hold on to that, Torfi." "I'm Margeir Orri Einarsson." "I am healthy and well-balanced." "What are you doing in the ladies' room?" "Are you OK?" "Yeah, aren't you OK?" "Yesss..." "Do you have a hairband?" "No..." "What's your name?" "Eygló." "What are you doing here?" "I'm in the bathroom." "Are you stupid or something?" "Do you know a man named Margeir?" "He's a guy that lives here." "I was wondering if you knew him." "Is he cute?" "Then I don't know him." "I need a good pair of scissors!" "What do you need them for?" "This top is driving me mad!" "Don't tease each other, it's not nice." "There there now, aren't we all working together?" "Let me see that Búi..." "All frozen, are we?" "One finger at a time?" "Let go now." "There we go." "He's totally frozen today." "Lúðvíík!" "Yeah!" "We can't pitch this tent, he's ruined the pylons!" "We'll work that out somehow." "We'll have to re-heat it to set it straight again." "No, NO!" "Baldur, put him down!" "It's gonna blow!" "I'll take that." "What will explode?" "His head." "Here's your helmet, nothing's gonna explode." "Thursday, July 30th, 1992." "Eygló reappeared." "Symptoms and behavior as before, temper tantrum and shouting obscenities." "Note:" "Review Atli Viðar's data on patient Elín Ragna when she was committed up north in '75." "Check for matching speech patterns and vocabulary." "There we go." "All set now?" "You just keep playing with that, Baldur." "Toggi, I have a small job for you." "Can you take Baldur aside while I light up the fire?" "Job?" "You're not my boss." "I'm asking you for a small favor." "He's been in that kinda mood all day." "Fascinating story." "The next time you tell it, remind me to press REC and PLAY, OK?" "Toggi..." "You're so helping me out here!" "Someone's stolen all my make-up!" "Ew." "I look like I've been rotting here." "How long have you been here?" "3 months." "The jerks over at Núpur had me sent here!" "I'm never allowed to do what I want!" "I know." "How old are you?" "14." "Oh my god!" "I love this song!" "Álfheiður Björk, I love you..." "It's a cool song!" "I know!" "Isn't your name Álfheiður?" "Yes!" "Tell me that you're mine, for all time, Álfheiður Björk." "Do not let this loser, drunkard and boozer smother you." "Got a cigarette?" "Cigarette, you say?" "What do we have here?" "Cigarette." "Listen, I have a small deal for you." "You dig a hole for me, and you get a cigarette." "Cigarette." "You have to dig first." "Food is here!" "Line up for some hot dogs!" "No, Lúðvíík." "In China, you pay your doctor when you're healthy." "But you don't pay if you get sick, because then the doctor isn't doing his job." "But we don't have healthcare here, we have sickcare..." "Everybody sexy here?" "Can I help you?" "I was told to find Lúðvíík." "I'm Lúðvíík." "I'm here to visit my brother." "Your brother?" "Yes, Baldur Hermannsson." "Yes, right." "Just step inside for a moment," "I'll go get him." "Thanks." "Toggi!" "Right, I'm coming." "Where's Baldur?" "Baldur?" "The Blob." "Oh." "Uhh..." "I just popped away for a moment." "Baldur?" "Come with me, friend." "Your brother is here." "Got a cigarette?" "So, Baldur..." "Mother is dead." "She went two days ago." "It happened while she slept." "She didn't suffer." "Fucking cancer." "Got... got a cigarette?" "Me and your sister lngibjörg have been talking about how to divide her estate." "What to do with your share." "We were thinking about your boys..." "So me and lngibjörg would take our shares and your share would be divided between your sons." "Aren't you OK with that?" "Cigarette." "I brought you some beers, and cigarettes." "Is that seat taken?" "No, this is the staff table, go sit with the others." "Am I not a free man?" "I cannot sit where I want to?" "These are the rules." "I never approved those rules." "Are they in the Constitution?" "Is Apartheid in effect here?" "I just want to sit by a table, like an adult person, not on a rug like some child." "Are you gonna be trouble?" "I can't wait." "Are you ready?" "This is awesome!" "It's my first perm." "Are you OK?" "Álfheiður..." "What are you doing?" "Oh no..." "Food's ready." "I'll be there later." "We're eating now." "Come on." "See you later." "Won't you be coming to eat too, Margeir?" "We have hot dogs and hamburgers." "Huh?" "Yeah." "Cool." "I like your hair." "Why?" "Why what?" "Why do you act this way?" "We've gone over the rules." "I can take care of myself!" "You're 14 years old!" "One with the ketchup and mustard on top, just like Kissinger." "Thanks." "What can I get you, honey?" "A separation policy, can you imagine that?" "It's used to suppress people." "To control them." "It comes from the Netherlands, and is used a lot in Africa but it's also used in work places and in hospitals and I'd like to change that..." "Is there free room here?" "Say, we were talking about something, maybe you can help?" "Sure." "Who decided that smoking is only allowed once an hour?" "We're all adults here, could you explain this to me?" "I'm guessing that it's to stop people from smoking too much." "This isn't the cancer ward, it's the psychiatric ward." "If this was the orthopedic ward, I could smoke all I wanted." "If you want to change this, you'll have to talk to Torfi, give a good reason to ease the restriction." "Einar claims that we have many rights we're not told of." "Legal rights." "Too much drugs..." "Good point, Odda." "Your first and only response seems to be pumping people full of drugs." "The healthcare system is to make itself redundant, but you are trying to prolong the problem." "I agree with you guys, drugs are no solution." "There are so many other options, like exercise..." "The dosage sizes are also dangerous." "I get such terrible shakes." "I keep mentioning this, but I keep getting the same medication over and over." "I don't feel any better." "I've completely blown it!" "Maybe it's just the new drugs." "Oh, they're working, it's just..." "I've been stupid!" "Stop that!" "Let's not tear ourselves down." "We have a long weekend ahead, let's use it to relax and revise your medication dosages." "Eygló?" "No, that's not me." "That's just the disease." "Your hair is really nice." "Do you need any help?" "Lúðvíík!" "I didn't object to your daughter being here, but I don't like her hanging around Margeir!" "Am I clear?" "Yup." "I'm not happy with this." "Right." "What?" "Nothing." "I'll take care of it." "Cocoa?" "What's the deal with Margeir?" "You must leave him alone." "Yeah, but I..." "Do you understand?" "Thanks." "I put a little extra in it." "I can't control her." "I don't understand her." "I don't know what's going on." "She's becoming a woman." "Is there a free spot here?" "Sure." "Have a seat." "How are you, Heiðar?" "How was the president?" "She was good." "Is there any food left?" "I don't think so." "Didn't they serve anything at the President's place?" "Just a small buffet table." "That won't fill your belly." "Lúðvíík." "I think they're acting up." "They never do as we say!" "And we're the majority here!" "What is our say in all of this?" "None!" "None whatsoever!" "Isn't everybody sexy?" "No!" "OK then." "OK?" "You people decide when we can smoke, eat, go outside, take a bath, take a shit, have sex, everything!" "We don't get to decide on anything!" "Do you know why?" "Because if we're allowed to decide on anything, we can't be controlled!" "That's enough!" "Back to your rooms!" "Now!" "It's over." "I protest!" "Stop this nonsense Einar, it's over!" "You've ruined it for everybody else." "Let me go!" "I'm taking Álfheiður inside." "So Einar..." "what's troubling you?" "I just want to be treated like the adult that I am!" "Aren't we doing that?" "Raise your hands up!" "Guys!" "It's the new guy!" "Madness?" "It's an estimate of an intangible object." "Can you measure how much I'm insane?" "!" "?" "Can you prove it with a blood sample?" "!" "?" "Getting excited won't solve anything around here." "It's time we got our rights!" "By Icelandic law!" "By the United Nations charter!" "Are you with me!" "?" "!" "Hadn't we talked about acting like civilized people?" "What will you do if I disobey?" "!" "?" "Lock me up?" "Relax, Toggi." "We're just talking here." "Let me go!" "Let me go, I say!" "You're next!" "Wake up people!" "Wake up!" "It's unnecessary to treat the man so harshly." "Help me!" "Freedom of speech!" "This is none of your business!" "To your rooms!" "Right now!" "My time will.." | {
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"[ Wind Whistling ]" "[ Man ] Viewer beware." "You're in for a scare." "Goosebumps." "Gross." "Thank you." "Come again." "Can I help you?" "Yes." "Can I get a hot fudge sundae, please?" "And I'll have a cone of pink bubble gum surprise." " Uh-huh." " Man, you always go for the sick flavors." "Life's too short for boring ice cream, Ben." "You know, you're right." "Make that a butterscotch sundae with double sprinkles and a cherry on top." "That's it, Ben." "Live on the edge." "What are you doing for your science project?" "Still waiting for inspiration." "Yeah, maybe it'll creep up on you when you're not looking." "What if we tested the school for signs of intelligent life?" "Oh, gross!" "Look at this!" "How disgusting can you get?" " Uh, Ben" " Hmm?" "[ Yells ]" "[ Yells ]" "Hey!" "What's your problem?" "Hey, look at all those ants!" "[ Ben Gasps ] That's disgusting!" "What are you looking at?" "Y-Y-Your arm." "[ Screaming ]" "[ Screaming Continues ]" "Are they all gone?" "Are there any in my hair?" " Even if there are, the lice'll probably eat 'em." " Very funny." "Oh, no, Dave!" "Watch out!" " [ Horn Honking ]" " Oh, no!" "Could you give me back my ant?" "Blast!" "Thing keeps falling off." "[ Grunts, Chuckles ]" "Name is Lantz." "Trade is ants." "Nuke 'Em Pest Control." "I hear you got a nasty infestation." " [ Laughs ]" " You sure got here quick." "Speed... is the best defense against the crawling menace." "[ Laughs ] Actually, my office is just down the street." " Care to show me where it is, boys?" " Uh, you show him, Dave." "You gotta go get your comic book anyway." "No, it's okay." "I got tons of comic books at my house." "Don't tell me you're afraid of a few little ants." " Us afraid?" " No!" "No." "'Cause we're a thousand times bigger than them." "Don't underestimate the enemy." "[ Snarls ]" "Move!" "[ Chuckling ]" "Oh, yeah!" "Amazing creatures, aren't they?" "Did you know that there are 10 quadrillion of them on this planet?" "[ Ben ] Yeah, and, like, half of them are in this room!" "Pound for pound, they have the same biomass as humans." "[ Chuckling Continues ]" "I love this part." "Hey, if things had been a little bit different, they'd be the dominant species instead of us." " That's my boys." " Come on, Ben." "Let's get outta here." " Yeah." " Shh!" "Don't move!" "I found the nest." "[ Wheezing, Grunting ]" "[ Sniffs ]" " No more hiding." " This guy's weird." "And-- [ Grunting ]" "[ Laughing, Muttering ]" "Yeah." "Ha!" "[ Chuckling ] If you eliminate the queen, you destroy the nest." "[ Squishing ]" "[ Groaning ]" "Problem solved." " [ Laughing ]" " Oh, that's it." "I'm gonna hurl." "[ Groans ]" "You sure know your stuff, don't ya?" "First rule of pest control-- know your enemy." "And in a town as infested as this is, you'd better learn something about the enemy too." "Here's the place to start." " "Awesome Ants"?" " Designer ant habitat." "By mail." "They're the best in the business." " I was trying to find a science project." " Ahh." "Looks like that science project found you." "[ Cackling ]" " Is that all you're eating?" " I'm not a breakfast person, Mom." "Andrea, that is a complete waste of food." " Complete waste of a life is more like it." " Don't be mean, David." " [ Andrea ] We have a delivery!" " I'll get it." " Morning." " That's weird." "I got a delivery here for a Dave Warren." " That's me." " Here you go." ""Awesome Ants"?" "But I just sent away for this yesterday." "Sign there." "Where do you want the other box?" "Other box?" "I don't think I like this, Dave." "There must be some mistake." "This is just supposed to be an ant habitat." "Ant habitat?" "Looks like they sent you a dairy farm." " How much did this thing cost?" " Five bucks." "Well, they must have got your order confused or something." "No, it says right here... "Mega-deluxe model 'A' anthood." That's what I ordered." "Hey, be careful with that." "It's not like it's radioactive." "No, it's worse." "Ah." "Here." "Instruction manual." "No way!" "I have to read all this?" "There can't be this much to say about ants." "Hey, look at this." ""Awesome Ants food pellets." "Feed ants one pellet per day." "Do not overfeed."" "Wait." "If these guys only need one pellet a day, how come they walked off with whole hamburgers at our last barbecue?" "I don't know." "Better get this thing started." " Yeah." " We're late for school." "Home, sweet home." "As you can see here, they've already started to build a hive." "Down here is the queen's nest, and up here is the egg chamber." "Those are eggs?" "Hey, you're just in time to watch me feed them." "Come on." "[ Crunching ]" " [ Ben Gasping ]" " Wow." "Look at them swarm it." "[ Be ] Hey, where'd it go?" "They break it up in small pieces and carry it in their mouths to the queen." "Oh, that's sick!" "You know, I'll bet these guys would appreciate some real food." "Um, you know, Ben, I don't think we should do that." "It says right here that we can't feed them anything but the pellets... and only one pellet per day." "Well, it must be a misprint." "How can they survive on only one stupid pellet?" "Here we go." "Nice and juicy." "Here you go, guys." "How 'bout some Cap'n Crawl for breakfast?" "[ Gasps ]" " No way!" "Did you see that?" " I told you they were hungry." "I guess you were right." "I was probably starving them to death." " I'll bet they want another one." " Wait." "I've got a better idea." "These have been in the fridge for days." "My mom's just gonna throw 'em out anyway." "I can put this in my report, how they respond to different food sources." "Sounds like a plan." "Here." "Put one of these in while I time to see how long it takes them to eat it." "[ Crunching ]" "[ Ben Laughing ] My brothers don't even eat that fast!" "Awesome!" " Come on." "Put another one in." " Oh, yeah." "[ Dave ] "Warning:" "Do not overfeed." "Overfeeding may lead to rapid growth."" "Maybe we shouldn't have fed them." " [ Gasps ]" " Want a cookie?" "I just baked 'em." "Um" " No, thanks, Mom." "I-I think I'll pass." "Okay." "Suit yourself." "[ Squeaking ]" "[ Mom Screaming ] Oh, no!" "Not the cabinets too!" "David!" "What is it, Mom?" " Wow!" "How'd these get in here?" " David, do something!" " What are you doing?" " As you can see, the ants have left the farm... and made a foraging trail into our kitchen." " They sure have gotten big!" " David!" "Mom, the best thing to do is just leave 'em alone." "When they're done foraging, they'll return to the nest." "Oh, sure." "Easy for you to say." "[ Yelling ]" " [ Broom Pounding On Floor ] - [ Mom Gasping, Yelling ]" "Well, that's it." "I'm moving in with the neighbors." "I can't believe they can grow so fast!" "Amazing!" "How'd that break?" "[ Grunts ]" "You guys aren't gettin' out again." "In addition to being great builders, ants also have an interesting family structure-- one mom and about a million kids." "In closing, ants are truly awesome, although most of the time misunderstood." "Thank you." "[ Bell Ringing ]" "[ Grunting, Humming ]" "Hey." "You can fool your teacher, son, but you can't fool me." "What do you mean?" "Ain't no worker ant bigger than the denaperona grandis." "And they only get to be two inches." "In your video those ants are three inches, at least." "They're fake, and you know it." " They are not." "They're real!" " Can't be." "'Cause if those ants were real, we wouldn't be around for long." "Oh, no." " Mom?" " Yeah?" "What are we having for dinner?" "Turkey." "[ Dial Tone ]" "[ Punching Keys ]" "[ Line Ringing ]" "[ Woman ] Awesome Ants." "How may I help you?" "Hi." "I've got a problem." "I've been feeding your ants hot dogs and stuff, and now they're" "You didn't read the instructions, did you?" "You've gotta get out of there right now, young man!" " Oh!" "[ Line Clicks ]" " Hello?" "Hello?" "[ Screeches ]" "I've gotta do something." "There's no way he can hurt me." "I'm twice as big as him." "There's no way he can hurt me." "I'm twice as big as him." " [ Squish ] - [ Grunts ]" " [ Sighs ] - [ Munching ]" "[ Munching Continues ]" "Mom!" "Andrea!" "Mom!" "Andrea!" "Anybody!" "Mr. Lantz!" "Mr. Lantz!" "You've gotta help me!" "Mr. Lantz?" "No!" "[ Gasps ]" "[ Roaring ]" "[ Roaring Continues ]" "What am I gonna do?" " [ Roaring Continues ]" " Mr. Lantz?" "Why did I have to overfeed them?" "Help!" "Can anybody hear me?" "[ Roaring Continues ]" " [ Screaming ] - [ Roaring Continues ]" "Mr. Lantz!" "[ Screaming Continues ]" "Help!" "Mr. Lantz!" "Help!" "[ Screaming Continues ]" "Stop!" "Mr. Lantz!" "Stop!" "[ Echoing ]" "[ Knocking At Door ]" "Dave, wake up or you'll be late for school." "Oh, did you sleep in your clothes again?" "[ Door Closes ]" "Man, that was a bad dream." "[ Tapping On Wall ]" "It must have been a dream." "What's going on here?" "It's called breakfast, in case you forgot." "Huh?" "Hey, don't be a pig!" "That's more than I get in a whole week." "Andrea's right, Dave." "This is no time to start changing rations." "You put some of that back." "What the" "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "I just didn't get much sleep last night." "Had the weirdest dream." "[ Beeping ]" "I'll get the shovel." "Don't just stand there, Dave!" "Go on!" "Go get some buckets!" "[ Truck Engine Idling ]" "[ Shovels Scooping ]" "[ Andrea ] Come on, David!" "Hurry up!" " Let go!" " [ Chattering ]" " It's mine!" " Give it to me!" "Ben!" "Oh, hey, Dave." "Catch you later." "I'm kinda busy right now." "[ Roaring ]" " I know what you're thinking." " Mr. Lantz!" "You're thinking if things had been maybe just a little bit different, we'd be the dominant species instead of them." "I dreamt that things were different, and ants were so small you could fit a thousand of them in one hand." " And it was your job to kill them." " [ Laughing ]" "Don't let them hear you say that." "It seemed so real," "I started to believe it myself." "Better gather some food before it's all gone." "[ Roaring Continues ]" "Captioned by Grant Brown" | {
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"Destiny..." "The Design is clearly Ancient, launched hundreds of thousands of years ago." "Where the hell are we?" "Several billion light years from home." "We are on a ship, but we have no idea where we are in relation to Earth." "This ship could be the most important discovery mankind has made since the Stargate itself." "These are the wrong people, in the wrong place." "We've got a lot of wounded." "We need to get home." "We barely have enough power to operate the main systems." "This ship simply doesn't have the capability to dial Earth." "Could you please stop people running around, activating every bloody system they can get their hands on?" "I will." "Our reserves are gone." "All of our power..." "is gone." "Our trajectory has changed." "What are you talking about, Rush?" "Lieutenant, what the hell's he talking about?" "Ronald Greer." "I can't think of a better way to move on from... from this world into the next, or whatever comes," "than to fly into the most powerful thing in all creation" "A star." "Out in a blaze of glory." "I like that." "That's beautiful." ""Light"" "Everyone here?" "All here, sir." "If I could have your attention?" "You've all heard about our situation." "It sucks." "I'm going to repeat the facts so that we are all clear." "In just over a day, this ship will fly into a star." "Now, we have no power to change its course." "We have no idea how to steer the ship, even if we did." "We are having another bad day." "So here's what we're going to do." "We have a working shuttle." "We think there are three planets out there that might be habitable." "Now, we think" "We believe that it's no coincidence that Destiny dropped out of FTL in this solar system, to give us a chance." "Now, once we know for sure that there is a planet out there for us, we are going to have a lottery." "We will draw the names of 15 people-- 15?" "The shuttle can hold twice that many." "Not once it's been loaded up with supplies." "Besides, there's only life support for 17, max." "You said 15." "I will be choosing two of the people myself" "Two people with the necessary skills to fly the shuttle and survive on the planet." "Yeah, I bet I can guess who they are!" "Yeah." "I'll be taking my name out of the lottery." "Anyone who wants to join me, keep talking." "We're still several hours away from knowing if the first two are even habitable, so I suggest you all go back to your quarters and wait it out." "That's all I have for now." "What?" "You should pick everyone who goes on that shuttle." "It's the responsible thing to do..." "And you should include yourself." "If they're going to survive, they'll need leadership." "And an HR lady, I'm guessing." "I am not above that." "I would want you to consider me, yes." "I would want you to consider everyone who could contribute to their survival." "I think you should do your job and make the choices you need to make." "It wouldn't be very fair." "It would be more unfair to send the wrong people" "We're all the wrong people!" "These are the wrong people." "That's up to you." "Wow." "Okay..." "Okay, who goes?" "Other than you and me, I mean..." "Or haven't you given it much thought?" "We can come up with a short list." "Factor in skills and strengths to increase their chances of surviving." "Take age and sex into consideration" "How 'bout just the people we like?" "That's not what I'm saying" "You need to leave." "Handpicking just two of them" " is a cop out, and you know it" " And by that I mean get out now," "Or I'm going to take your name out of the lottery." "I may just anyway." "Please don't." "Eli!" "God, you didn't even set your alarm." "Eli!" "I don't have time for this." "I thought you had an interview today." "They canceled." "I was up all night." "Playing those stupid games." "They canceled, or you canceled?" "Seriously, Mom..." "It's not my skill set." "Nothing is." "I'm late." "We'll talk about it later." "Damn it." "I'm just hoping to find a planet, grow some food." "Not that I know a damn thing about farming." "You sound pretty sure we're both going." "Yeah." "Yeah, maybe I am." "Has he told you we're the two he's picked?" "No, it's just obvious." "How?" "There's only two qualified pilots on the ship, me and the Colonel." "He took himself out, so..." "Yeah, well, that explains you." "Why me?" "Come on, Chloe, he has to pick you." "Why?" "You're the daughter of a U.S. Senator." "He's probably been ordered to." "Being a senator's daughter isn't going to help anyone survive on that planet." "And I think the Colonel's the kind of man who makes his own decisions." "I'm not one of the two, Matt." "At least, I shouldn't be." "I don't even know if I want to be." "Don't say that." "There's still a chance that I'll get chosen in the lottery..." "But if I don't, I want you to know that..." "I have probably felt closer to you in these past few days than I have ever felt to anybody." " So if this is goodbye" " It's not." "It might be." "I'm glad he's going to pick you." "I want you there." "Yeah, well..." "What are the odds?" "One in five, one in six?" "Something like that." "Well, we'll see." "So how are you going to get the thing off the ship?" "With the remote..." "When the shuttle takes off." "We might even get one last look at the Destiny from the outside before it gets out of range." "So..." "What are you guys doing here?" "We heard about your message in a bottle." "It started out as a documentary, actually." "Well, um..." "We want to be part of it." "Figured you'd be busy." "Eli, you realize the odds of anybody finding a kino" " out here" " Probably nil, I know." "Let's do it anyway." "Let's do something." "Let's leave something of ourselves behind." "So who's first?" "So, I..." "Okay." "I'm Chloe Armstrong." "I'm 23, and, um..." "I just want to say that my father gave his life so that all of us could survive another day, and we did." "Another day." "Sorry, you radioed me?" "Uh, yes, um..." "The first planet is too cold." "Frozen methane." "The second is too hot." "The third..." "Well, that happens to be behind the star at the moment." "Too far away to determine habitability." "When will we know?" "It doesn't matter." "We don't have any choice." "We're going to have to launch the shuttle before we can get close enough." "The odds are good, though." "Its orbit is in between the other two." "The Goldilocks Zone, they call it." "Not too hot and not too cold." "Yes." "Just right." "What if we used the engines from the shuttle to push the Destiny off course?" "That's a good thought, but, um..." "I'm afraid I've already run the numbers, and..." "Without getting into Delta V, thrust-to-weight ratios, then" "Not a chance." "No." "Well, when do we launch the shuttle?" "We could wait a few more hours, but the extra time," "I don't think it's going to give us any more information than we already have." "When the shuttle's loaded, then." "Colonel Young..." "If, by chance, you were thinking of choosing me as one of the two..." "Please don't." "Why?" "This ship..." "Coming here was my Destiny." "My life's work was to be here," "Not trying to survive on some rock" "With a bunch of strangers." "In fact," "You can take my name off the lottery altogether." "Look, Rush," "I realize I should've listened to you sooner." "No, no, I wasn't myself." "Still, you were right." "It really wouldn't have made any difference." "Do you mind if I ask you who you are going to choose?" "Lieutenants Scott and Johansen." "I would've thought Scott and Greer." "Yesterday's heroes." "I've got my fingers crossed for Greer." "Well, you could easily arrange that." " You mean fix the lottery?" " Yes." "No." "There'll be those who'll think you did anyway." "My name is Camile Wray." "My age is..." "None of your business, Eli." "If, um..." "If anyone finds this within the next," "I don't know, 40 years..." "Tell Sharon that... my last thoughts were of her." "The names of every person in this room are written down on one of these pieces of paper." "Dr. Rush and I have chosen to exclude ourselves." "If anyone else feels the same way, now would be the time to speak up." "If your name is chosen, you are to go directly up these stairs to the shuttle, where you will be met by the two people that I have already chosen." "Lieutenant Scott has pilot training, and TJ's skills as a medic will be essential on the planet." "If your name is not chosen, you are to remain here until I receive word the 15 are aboard, and the shuttle's rear hatch is secure." "Does anyone have anything to say?" "Airman Becker." "Go." "David Walters." "Camile Wray." "Lieutenant James." "Dr. Park." "Take a seat and strap in." "Yes, sir." "Mr. Brody." "Sergeant Riley." "And Dr. Boone." "That's 15." "We're done here." "You can fit more people on that thing." "Spencer, I need you to shut up." "Come on, people!" "If we don't do something right now, we're done!" "He's right, we got to do something." "Now, I don't want to have to do that to anybody else..." "But I will." "That's it." "Full count." "This is Scott." "Everyone's aboard." "Rear hatch is secure." "Give yourself a 60-second countdown, lieutenant." "Some of us would like to see you off." "Copy that." "We're releasing the docking clamps." "The kino's sending back pictures." "This is Scott." "We're away." "You're looking good, lieutenant." "I expect we'll be out of radio range by the time we fire up the main drive, so..." "We'll be thinking of you guys." "You too, brother." "You too." "Matthew, T.J..." "Take good care of those people." "There it is." "That's the Destiny?" "Thank you, Eli." "I never thought I'd get the chance to see the ship from the outside." "You know what?" "I think I'm going to go for a walk." "How does that sound, sergeant?" "Sounds like a plan, sir." "I shall be in my quarters for the duration." "I have 100 pages of a truly... mediocre book to finish." "Eli, I, uh..." "I'm sorry I got you involved in this." "Actually..." "I'm not." "Yet." "I'll probably be sorry at the end of the day, but..." "We don't have that long, do we?" "No." "How will it happen?" "Well, there will be turbulence from the solar wind," "Far worse than what we've previously experienced." "Heat, obviously, and intense G-forces." "I suspect the ship will be torn apart long before we reach the star." "Hopefully, it will be quick." "And while I don't condone behavior of that kind in any way, shape, or form, I gotta say, the look on Telford's face when you put him down was priceless." "Complete and total shock." "He was surprised, yes, sir." "I guess you can say you even got away with it." "I'm just, uh..." "Sorry I..." "That I disappointed you, sir." "You're a good man, sergeant." "I know that." "Besides, the bastard had it coming." "Yes, sir, he did." "So long." "At ease, Ronald." "Okay, Colonel, just go whenever you're ready." "Yeah, no, no, I got it, I just, uh..." "Can you just wait outside, Eli?" "Thanks." "Hi, Emily, I just, um..." "I just wanted to say..." "Well, you know." "You know." "Where is everybody?" "All the fun people are here." "Our Father, who art in Heaven..." "Hallowed be thy name." "Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth, as it is in Heaven." "Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us, and lead us not into temptation..." "What?" "Oh, nothing, I just..." "I realized it was past midnight." "Does that mean they've gone into the sun?" "No..." "No, no, no." "No, nothing like that." "It's his birthday." "That's all he means." "Oh..." "Happy birthday." "Thanks." "Mr. Brody, would you come up here for a second?" "I need you to confirm a spectrographic analysis for me." "Oxygen, nitrogen, liquid water." "Only trace levels of CO2." "What?" "It means there won't be much vegetation." "Also means that the thermometer won't be spending much time above zero, either." "But we can survive, right?" "Yeah." "It'll be great." "Yes!" "Uh, what are we so happy about?" "We're going to live, Eli." "What about the turbulence and the heat and the death?" "No." "All of that would have happened by now." "The shield is protecting us." "But you said we were out of power." "I was absolutely certain of that, and I have never been more pleased to be wrong in all my life." "The lights just came back on in my room." "What's going on?" "Stand by." "Colonel!" "You're right!" "The systems are coming back online all over the ship." "There's a rumor spreading we're still here." "We are." "Destiny needed all its power reserves" " to protect itself, and us..." " Uh, guys?" "We're in the star." "That can't be right." "We're talking thousands of degrees." "Well, we've just flown through the corona, which is even hotter, to say nothing of magnetic fields, gravitational stresses." "This is what Destiny intended from the moment it entered the star system." "You're telling me it flew into the sun on purpose?" " Yes." " Why?" "To replenish its reserves." "You're telling me this ship" "Is powered by the stars themselves." "Solar powered, quite literally." "There is no other explanation." "The engine just came back on." "We're pulling out of it!" "The shuttle." "We've got to call them back." "Uh, we haven't accessed communications yet." "I'm working on it." "Well, if you don't figure it out" " before we go into FTL" " Plenty of time." "We can't strand those people here." "Well, this would be an excellent time for you to trust me to solve this problem." "Okay, I'm going to put us in a high orbit, spend a little time looking around for the best spot before we put down." "They're gone." "You know, I can't help but think maybe they're the lucky ones." "Don't, T.J." " The planet is a rock." " I said stop it." "All right, here we go." "This is Young, come in." "Right there, right there!" "Uh, t-this is Scott." "Sir, how the hell" "We're just as surprised as you are, lieutenant." "I'll explain later." "You need to get your ass back aboard this ship." "Look, there it is!" "Will do." "Scott out!" "Everybody hear that?" "Yes!" "We have a visual of you, Destiny." "Plotting an intercept course now." "Uh, Colonel, stand by." "Brody, come here." "What is it?" "I don't know yet." "Am I reading this right?" "Oh, you've got to be kidding me." "We're so close, you can almost touch it." "It's right there!" "What's going on, lieutenant?" "The Destiny is accelerating away from us." "We can't match it." "Colonel, we have a problem here." "What is it?" "We can see you, but the shuttle's computer cannot come up with an intercept solution." "Destiny is accelerating too fast." "I'm trying to put something in manually here, but..." "There's no way to cross the "T", sir." "We're going to fall short." "You're on full power, yes?" "I put the throttle up right away." "It's-it's just not going to be enough." "You must have afterburners or something" "It's not an F-16, Eli!" "It's a-it's a spaceship." "Is there anything we can do from this end?" "Is there any way to slow the Destiny down?" "That-that would do it." "Negative." "Uh, we're out of ideas here." "Come on, guys." "Come on." "Lieutenant..." "I want you to turn and head directly towards the planet." "We'll send you the exact course in a moment." "No, no, no, no, no, the planet is a rock." "We'd rather take our chances trying" "Do what I'm saying, lieutenant." "We don't have much time." "In order to reach the star," "Destiny used an aerobraking maneuver to slow down." "I'm suggesting Lieutenant Scott perform a slingshot maneuver around the planet to do exactly the opposite." "A gravity boost to speed up." "It should put Destiny directly in our path." "We're all aboard with that idea, doctor." "Just give me the course and speed." "This planet's getting pretty big in the windows here." "One moment." "I got it." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Eli..." "There's many variables here." "Are you sure about this?" "Math boy." "Send it." "Okay, math boy." "Sending the new course now." "Is this going to work?" "It's going to be close." "Got it." "All right, everybody, hang on again." "That's them." "Why am I watching this on TV?" "Okay, we're only going to get one shot at this." "Wish it wasn't the first time I tried it." "There they are." "You've got us lined up." " You're doing fine." " No, he isn't." "We're coming up on them too fast." "Lieutenant, our relative velocity is too great." "Unless you can match our speed, you're going to crash into the ship." "Uh, this is all we've got." "It's coming up pretty fast on us!" "I know, I know, I know." "We have to come left!" "A little this way, lieutenant." "What we need is more speed." "Fire maneuvering thrusters." "That might just make the difference." "Right." "Main engines off!" "Thrusters off." "Docking clamps engaged." "We're still in one piece!" "Well done!" "Well done!" "We're on our way down." "I'm dead serious about it." "That was, like..." "That was the worst shuttle docking" "I have ever seen in my life." "What are you talking about?" "I barely even dented it!" "The grinding noise!" "At the very least, there is a giant scrape along the bottom." "I'm going to make you put on a space suit, go out there, fix it right now." "Sergeant, we're going to need some of that high, high temperature spaceship paint for Scott here." "Yes, sir." "I believe I've found some." "Dr. Rush, have a seat." "These two have even showered." "No, thanks." "Aw, come on, we should celebrate." "Celebrate what?" "That we're back where we started?" "Aw, come on, have a seat, Rush." "Some other time." "All right, well, Becker, give him a double ration." "He deserves it." "Why's that, then?" "I'm in a good mood." "We're to be rewarded at your whim, then?" "No, no..." "Just stop." "What, you want some reasons?" "I'll..." "I'll give you three." "You were right about the power situation." "Not really." "You figured out the subspace communications, how to call the shuttle." "We needed to get those supplies back." "You took your name out of the lottery." "So did you." "I was injured." "You actually made a sacrifice." "Unless you knew... that Destiny was going to make it all along." "Cheers, everyone." "Aw, let it go, sir." "He didn't know." "I-I saw his face." " There's no way." " No." "What if he did?" "He's right, sir." "Let it go." "A lot of work." | {
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"It's not the wild, wild West anymore." "It's not the wild, wild West anymore." "Not the wild, wild West anymore." "Wild, wild West anymore." "That's 5 and...." "Everybody get the fuck down!" "Get out of here!" "Let's get moving!" "Move!" "Move!" "Get off that chair, you stupid bitch!" "Let's go!" "Get off the phone!" "Put the phone down!" "You people move forward!" "Move!" "Move!" "Move!" "Get out your phones!" "Get out your cell phones!" "In the bag!" "That you don't wanna do." "Shut the fuck up." "Oh, y'all picked the wrong day not to use the ATM." "Get down." "Do what you're told when you're told you may live." "But I make no guarantees." "I'm in." "You, up." "You, out." "Let's go." "Move." "Your security system, you can electronically seal off the entrances." "Yes." "Right away." "Fabulous." "Oh, what a wonderful attitude." "You and I are gonna get along just fine." "It's done." "We're locked down." "Smashing." "Gonna be late for work." "Fire in the hole!" "What do you think you're doing?" "Fucker set off the alarm." "Don't you think it would have made sense to shoot him before he set it off?" "Probably." "Jesus." "All right." "The alarm's been tripped." "We're on a clock." "Let's get these people out of here." "Next time, if you're gonna do something, do it right." "This is Detective Galloway." "Gonna have to go back that way, sir." "Back that way." "I want all points of entry identified and covered." "Nina, you need SWAT here now." "Have emergency crews standing by." "Didn't take them long." "Come on, man." "Set a perimeter." "Move them back." "How far?" "Portland." "Detective Callo." "Hey." "Got him on the line." "We're on." "This is Detective Callo, Seattle P.D." "Who am I speaking to?" "No questions." "I'm in control of this facility now." "Complete control." "Nobody gets in or out without my say." "I will execute every man, woman and child if my needs are not met." "All right, don't test me." "I'm a man of zero tolerance today." "I'm listening." "All right." "Well, try not to screw this up, huh, detective?" "I only have one demand, and one demand only." "Do you have a warrant?" "I need to speak to you, Quentin." "That's where you're shit out of luck, because I don't need to speak to you." "It's important." "Do you live in a barn?" "That's Detective Shane Dekker." "Doesn't look like much of a detective." "I could say the same about you." "Charming." "Shane just transferred from Tacoma." "You might be interested to know" "Save your breath." "I really don't care." "Just get to what's on your mind." "We got a hostage situation over at American Global and he won't talk to anybody but you." "No shit?" "No shit." "So we need you to do this." "Why should I?" "Because people's lives are at risk." "Yeah, like the kid said." "Say I did wanna help, I'm suspended." "Or did that slip your mind?" "Well, as of right now, you are back on the force." "Just like that." "Just like that." "I won't, however, unleash you alone." "Always a catch." "Shane here is your new partner." "You can consider him a younger version of me." "How nice." "You'd have been with your partner" "Ex-partner." "On the unemployment line long time ago." "You know, for a moment, I thought you cared." "Where are you going?" "Yep." "I'm here now." "I'll let you know." "Could we have a few words?" "Yeah." "I'll give you two:" "Blow me." "Need a follow-up comment, let me know." "Terrific." "Talked to him about 9:30." "Nine-thirty." "All right, 9:30." "Okay." "Teddy, Vincent, nice to see you both." "Okay, so Conners has been reinstated to full active duty, and it's his scene." "Last time this guy headed a hostage situation an innocent civilian died." "I was not responsible." "Well, you never are." "That girl would be alive today if it wasn't for your cowboy antics." "You destroy lives." "Well, look who's talking about destroying lives." "I seem to remember that's your fucking specialty, Callo." "Ladies, please." "I was first on the scene, and I have seniority." "Decision's been made, Bernie." "Don't do this, Martin." "Don't cave in to this guy." "Bernie, I need you to take a hike." "All right?" "We'll talk about it later." "Fine." "I'll watch the train wreck from home." "Bye, Bernie." "Okay, SWAT, because of special circumstances we'll defer to Conners." "He's in charge." "First I heard SWAT defer to anyone." "Now, I want you to do the folks in the bank a big favor by proving me very wrong about you, okay?" "Oh, that's an order." "Anything questionable happens today, I wanna know about it, okay?" "Yes, sir." "Looks like you got yourself a babysitter." "We have approximately four to seven heavily armed men holding an unspecified number of customers and employees hostage." "You're just a wealth of knowledge, Vincent." "Their only demand so far has been to speak to you." "Get me a line into the bank." "Let's see what they want." "Okay." "Well, well, well." "If it isn't Detective Conners." "Who am I speaking with?" "Well, for now, call me Lorenz." "Okay, Lorenz." "How we doing in there?" "Get you anything?" "Food, medical supplies perhaps?" "We heard an explosion." "Everyone who matters is fine." "Of course, I would have preferred the authorities not be involved at all but since Seattle's finest needs a presence on the scene I'm glad it's you." "Oh, well." "My fame precedes me." "Don't be flattered." "I needed to have someone who's been through this experience before because, detective, I plan on living a long, full, rich life." "However, I am surprised that they found you so quickly." "I thought you were suspended." "I was." "But I'm back." "Your information's old." "You never get what you pay for." "Well, I guess you wanna know about the hostages?" "Yes." "There's approximately 40, and they're doing just swell." "Well, all of them except one." "Someone's dead?" "Theory put to practice isn't always perfect." "You can't keep the hostages in check if you let a bad deed go unpunished." "They might just randomly revolt." "Chaos has some order to it." "What else will I be looking for?" "Demands." "Wouldn't be too much to ask for you and your colleagues just to bounce?" "Safe to say." "All right." "Well, you just stay by the phone, and I'll" " I'll contact you." "Hey, wait, Lorenz." "Don't worry." "I don't have any plans until sunrise tomorrow." "Relax." "It's gonna be a long one." "Hey, come on, Lorenz." "This conversation's not finished." "Patience, detective." "Patience." "We don't want this to be another Pearl Street Bridge, now, do we?" "He's out." "This standoff is reaching two hours now." "We've been told detectives have made contact with the perpetrators but whether specific demands have been made, we cannot confirm." "When we're in the know, we'll let you know." "I'm Karen Cross live for Channel 2 news." "Where's our fearless captain?" "He went uptown to brief the commissioner." "And you're here in his place." "What's that?" "Nicotine gum." "You quit smoking?" "Caffeine, too, if you must know." "What?" "A man's capable of change." "Yeah." "Don't worry." "I still have a vice or two." "Detective, 15 rings." "No answer." "Try again in five." "What are they doing in there?" "Wasting our fucking time." "Precisely." "He knows police protocol, not to mention the shit in our own precinct." "He's disguising his voice." "Probably means he's got a record and has done this before." "Dropped that hint about sunrise." "He's buying time." "Why?" "He's trying to figure out his move." "He wasn't expecting us." "He wasn't expecting you." "He said he thought you were suspended." "Probably thought it'd take all day to find me, giving him time he needs." "He's stalling." "He almost has what he came for." "We're going in." "Where is the SWAT commander?" "I'll find him." "That's a big call." "You thought about what you're doing?" "Are you questioning me, Teddy?" "Unfortunately, yeah." "Well, I question how you can fuck that asshole and still manage to look in the mirror." "Look, the hostages are in imminent danger." "They've confessed to killing." "That's an automatic murder-one charge," "Life sentence, a needle for all of them." "So why keep witnesses around to testify?" "The longer we wait, the greater the risk." "We need to go in." "Now." "Quentin." "So, what we got?" "Snipers up top." "Ten soldiers on the ground." "What's the best way in?" "Tear gas." "Blow the doors." "Hey, hold on." "No explosives." "We got 40 civilians in there." "It's too great a chance." "Any other way?" "No." "There's no pussy way in." "The doors are locked electronically from the inside and we ain't getting in without force." "What if we cut the power?" "That'll disable the system." "We can open the locks manually, go in that way." "That'll work." "So we'll take the pussy way in, commander." "Cut the power and we go in at 11:15 sharp." "The banks are equipped with generators." "Once the power's down they'll kick back on in approximately three to six minutes." "Be over before then." "Commander, your men in position?" "Standing by." "Call for the power to be cut." "Once down, wait for my signal." "Nobody moves until I give the go." "Understood?" "Yep." "You, come here." "Come here." "Come on." "Get up." "No!" "Will you just shut the fuck up?" "Here they come." "Stand still." "I said don't move." "Okay, let's go around the horn." "One, check." "Two, check." "Three, check." "Four, check." "Here we go." "Cut the power." "What?" "Now." "Hey, hold on." "Hold on." "What just happened?" "Holy shit." "Shit." "Come on, guys." "Let's get a move on." "We're moving in." "Stand the fuck down, commander." "It's a trap." "No, you stand the fuck down." "This is my show now." "Repeat, do not go in." "On my count." "Three, two, one." "Move!" "Go!" "Round up all the hostages!" "Anyone that comes out, you grab them!" "Every single one of them!" "Got the emergency crews over here." "Secure the area." "Medics!" "Paramedics here!" "Anyone in the bank!" "You see anybody come your way?" "No." "No one went by us." "Detectives, we found these." "Gloves, masks, vests." "We let them walk right past us." "Fucking beautiful." "Okay, we" " We got the one teller dead." "The two that were strung up, they're alive, but they're in critical condition." "Few of the SWAT took burns, but that's the worst of it." "Depending on who you talk to, there was between five and nine perps." "Nobody saw them, because they were wearing their masks." "I got Dax collecting all the security tapes so that's at least gonna give us a firm number." "Want background checks on every hostage." "They're all suspects until they're not." "Excuse me." "Yeah?" "I need to hear that conversation between Conners and Lorenz." "Well, you'll have to wait." "How long?" "An hour, maybe more." "Can you show me how to play it myself?" "Now, look, it doesn't work this way, okay?" "I don't take orders from you." "I don't know you and no one touches my stuff, okay?" "You'll have to wait." "Excuse me." "What the--?" "What the hell are you doing?" "Are you ADD?" "Along with whatever they stole and this war zone they left behind a man's dead and the killers are running free." "I don't have time to wait." "I'll figure it out myself." "Thank you for your help." "Okay, wait." "No." "Just" " No, no, no." "This is a dat recorder." "You know what that is?" "Digital audio-tape." "It's just like a regular tape player, right?" "Play, stop, rewind." "The headphones jack straight in." "Tape's already inside." "All right?" "That wasn't so hard, was it?" "Just don't break anything, okay?" "So everyone's been cleared out at this point except for those two there." "What about this one?" "That's a camera in the vault." "It got blown in the first explosion." "And here comes...." "That's when you cut the power." "So we can't ID them." "There's a four minute, 52-second gap before the image returns." "Yeah." "They're long gone by then." "Go to the tapes when they went in." "Document each move made for the two hours they were inside." "Oh, hey." "Awful lot of news cameras outside." "Maybe one got a good look at them coming out." "Have Vincent check it out." "Conners, better come out here." "Oh, shit." "Feds." "Detective Conners." "Join us, would you?" "Someone's dead?" "Theory put to practice isn't always perfect." "You can't expect to keep the hostages in check if you let a bad deed go unpunished." "They might just randomly revolt." "Chaos has some order to it." "Prince Amar Al-Aban is one of the wealthiest and least popular Arabs in the Middle East." "There's been threats, but for better or worse he's an ally to the United States." "Last month in Charlotte, North Carolina the Crown Valley Bank was hit." "Prince had a safe-deposit box there too." "So, what was in the box?" "We don't keep records." "Boxes are private." "Since 9/11, we screen for live tissue, viruses and explosives." "If it passes those tests, we don't ask." "Look, this is fascinating shit." "What about the money?" "Bank robbers still like cash, don't they?" "Cash drawers don't appear to be touched." "Neither does the cash vault." "So they broke into a bank and didn't steal any money?" "We believe the prince's box was the target." "We're trying to reach him now." "Sir, may I have a word with you, please?" "Thank you." "Yeah." "I'm curious." "Are you familiar with the term "franchise-sized fuckup"?" "What, this is my fault, huh?" "I'm beginning to understand why they wanted to deal directly with you." "You think you're smart, Quentin, but, man, are you stupid." "You got played." "Oh, that's not fair." "Everything was according to standard procedure." "You came to me." "I didn't ask for this." "The commissioner's office is scrambling to make sense of this." 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"You don't say." "The way he spoke." "He paused before certain words." "Have you ever heard of the chaos theory?" "Edward Lorenz invented the chaos theory in the 1960s." "It's the study of phenomena that appear random but have an element of regularity which can be described mathematically." "Try that again." "Pretty much, initial state of events may seem unrelated and random but eventually a pattern emerges and in the end, all the pieces fit together." "Anything else, officers?" "No, that'll be all." "Thanks." "So you're a college boy." "Which one?" "Someplace I've heard of or one of those inbred state schools no one's heard of?" "U. Dub." "So it's the latter." "How'd you end up on the force?" "It's kind of the family business." "Oh, your dad's dad and so on back?" "Listen, do we really need all this "get to know you" crap?" "Couple of hours ago, you didn't give a shit." "You've grown on me." "Besides, I'm entrusting my life to you." "I should know something about you." "I would think you'd like to know a little about me." "I know about you, detective." "Everyone does." "You don't say that with much enthusiasm." "Not much to be enthusiastic about." "Listen, my reputation often precedes me." "You, however, have no reputation at all, a fact I need to deal with." "If you've been through the shit I have, then you can judge me." "Now, we can try to work together and make the best of a bad situation or we can compare dick sizes all day." "It's up to you." "Since this is your first day here, today, mine's bigger." "Conners, come in." "Go ahead." "I got something you're gonna wanna see." "Lastly, I don't like the Pac 10." "It's overrated." "Come over and see this." "Detective." "Just can't stay away from me, can you?" "Can you roll, please?" "Yeah, Okay." "Right there." "Perfect." "Damon Richards." "Career loser." "I busted him a couple years ago on attempted robbery." "Stupid bastard never learns." "What's he doing back on the streets?" "He gave up his partners and cut a deal with the D.A." "Got an address?" "The only thing on file's in Spokane, but I think I remember that he had a girlfriend in town." "Gina, I think." "Gina, it's the police." "Open up." "Step back." "Now." "Gun!" "Shots fired." "Officer down." "We need an ambulance and backup." "Oh, shit." "Are you hit?" "I'm fine." "I got her." "I got her." "Stop, Gina." "Teddy!" "You like that, huh?" "Yeah." "I'm a police officer." "That guy's a murder suspect." "I need your bike." "What?" "Go ahead, dude." "It's all yours, man." "Look out!" "Son of a bitch." "I want my fucking lawyer." "Fuck your lawyer." "He's unconscious but stable, with a nice knot on his forehead." "Three officers are watching the room." "He wakes, they call." "Hey, Quincy, come on." "Give it a rest." "I'm fine." "Quincy was a coroner." "You might be bruised, but you may have a cracked rib." "You should get to a hospital." "Should do a lot of things." "You sure you're all right?" "I'm fine." "Gina Lopez, 28, done time for possession, has two kids." "Am I interrupting?" "No." "Excuse me." "Gina claims she doesn't know anything about a bank robbery." "Of course she doesn't." "Vincent." "Yeah?" "Have them put Miss Lopez in interrogation one and turn the AC on full." "Let me know when her nipples can cut glass." "Sorry, detective." "I didn't" "When we first met, I didn't realize who you were." "I worked with your dad briefly right after I got out of the academy." "It was an honor." "Thanks, Vincent." "Father was Harry Dekker." "Detectives, ready for you." "Somebody going on a trip?" "Looks like it, don't it?" "You're looking well, Marnie." "Heard you were back, Conners." "Keep dreaming." "You, on the other hand:" "Hi." "Marnie." "Shane." "You know, I got a bike myself." "Maybe we can go for a ride." "Or maybe I could just ride you." "Can we get back to work now, please?" "We have passport, suntan lotion, Bermuda shorts, thong bikini" "Hopefully hers." "and this." "Must be 50 large, his cut." "You'd think, right?" "It's not?" "Well, don't put words in my mouth, but two things jump out at me here." "First of all, every bank has their own money bands and these are not American Global's." "After checking, we find they belong to World National Financial." "Sounds familiar." "Months ago, half a million dollars was stolen in an armed robbery there, smash-and-grab job." "But they caught the guys." "They recovered about 400,000." "Now, they've been in jail ever since and their trials are still pending so that brings me to point number two." "Smell that." "What is that?" "When evidence comes in any physical contact can make it hard to lift prints so now to mark the bills we spray a scented solution directly on them." "Is that new?" "Yeah." "Wave of the future." "You try and keep up with the times, eh, Conners?" "So this money's not from our bank." "Oh, no." "No, this money's from the World National Financial job and our evidence room." "For a list of things you can put in my mouth." "Conners." "Do you remember who headed up the World National case?" "I think it was Callo." "Why?" "Oh, no reason." "Just thinking out loud." "Come on." "When you said it was your family business, I didn't realize." "Guess I just didn't connect the dots." "Don't worry about it." "Your father was a hero." "Yes, he was." "First I thought maybe you were related to the captain." "No." "No relation." "We found the money, Gina." "The money was Damon's." "That money came from our evidence room." "I told you, I know nothing about a bank robbery." "Whatever Damon was into, I know nothing about." "So where were you going?" "Vacation." "This isn't possession or solicitation, Gina." "This is felony murder one." "If you're protecting him, you'd get life." "I didn't do nothing." "It's "I didn't do anything."" ""Didn't do nothing" is a double negative, infers the positive." "The grammar in this country's terrible." "Look, this isn't going away." "You wanna walk out of here with some semblance of a life, you tell me something." "I'm done talking." "I want a lawyer now." "Fine." "Then it's two phone calls I'll make." "The first to the public defender's office." "The second will be to children's services." "What?" "Simple." "You insist on a lawyer, I'll take your kids." "Wait." "You can't take my kids away from me." "What do you care?" "You were ready to fly the coop with shit-for-brains." "Fuck you!" "You can't treat me like this!" "I have rights, you know." "You can't take my children away from me!" "I can and I will." "Just tell me what I wanna know." "Not exactly useful information." "You believe her?" "I think for the first time in the girl's life, she's telling the truth." "Once she asked for a lawyer anything she told us would have been inadmissible." "Yeah?" "Who would've known?" "Would've been her word against mine." "And who do you think the jury would have believed?" "Justice by any means, even if you cross the line?" "The only line around here is the blue line." "You cross that one, then you got problems." "Ask Callo." "He knows what I'm talking about." "Those serial numbers Marnie faxed me according to our computers, that money should be downstairs." "Moving on to basketball Sonics defeated the Trailblazers last night, 85 to 72." "Buzz us in." "Gotta sign first." "Heard you were back." "Kind of liked not having you around, Conners." "Have another doughnut, Harry." "That fat fuck is the sole guardian of the city's greatest source of contraband." "Drugs, weapons, cash." "Millions just sitting here for the taking." "Yeah, but you'd have to have some major firepower not to mention an extra-large set of balls to knock off the police station." "Not if you're a cop." "Could just walk right in and take whatever you want." "Here it is." "Line 17." "Bernie Callo." "No one takes anything out of here unless they sign for it." "So, what?" "He showed you a warrant, what?" "He must've." "He must've." "What, lost your fucking memory, Harry?" "You know how many times someone signs shit out?" "I see the same guys." "I can't remember one instance from two weeks ago." "If that's his signature, that means he signed for it." "Take it up with him." "The money from Richards' place traced to the World National heist a case Callo headed up." "Bernie signed the money out of evidence himself two weeks ago." "How much?" "Four hundred and thirty-three thousand dollars..." "If it is Callo, it would explain how they knew police protocol and how our department operates." "Explains why he was pissed this morning about being replaced by Conners." "He doesn't need another reason to be pissed." "What about motive?" "Do we have one?" "Pressure." "Could have been getting to him." "He's been getting a big cold shoulder from cops since he testified about Pearl Street." "No." "I don't buy that." "He was also getting divorced." "About a month ago, he told me he and his wife might be splitting asked if I knew a lawyer who wouldn't clean him out." "I didn't think it was this serious." "I don't know." "Bernie's a first-rate cop." "He was a boy scout, for chrissake." "This just doesn't make any sense, guys." "They never do, captain." "Come on." "The facts speak for themselves." "No, they don't." "Why, if Callo's involved--?" "Why didn't they ask for him at the bank?" "Jenkins." "And you arrived home at what time?" "Mrs. Callo, do you feel okay to continue?" "Yes, I'm fine." "Just a few more minutes." "Wife came home approximately 45 minutes ago, found him here." "None of the neighbors heard anything." "There was no forced entry and no one saw anyone else fleeing the scene." "Guys, blueprints from the bank." "There's pictures, schematics." "There's at least a dozen Internet articles on the Saudi prince." "So that's it." "You've reached the Callo residence." "No one can get to the phone." "Please leave a message." "Detective Conners." "Are you starting to connect the dots?" "Putting all the pieces together?" "Is the pattern starting to emerge?" "They wouldn't punish you but I will." "Vengeance will be mine, detective." "Then come and get me, you piece of shit." "What they told Callo was the plan and what the plan was must have been two different things." "Obviously this wasn't part of a plan Callo would've agreed with." "You'd think a cop would be smarter." "Come on." "As cops, we come across every temptation in the book." "Money, drugs, power." "We all like to think we can resist any urge, but we're not saints." "So Callo was involved, and now they're dragging you into it." "Why?" "Man said he wanted vengeance." "Piss anyone off lately?" "Me?" "So I just got off the phone with Agent Doyle and apparently after the Charlotte break-in the prince withdrew all his possessions from every safe-deposit box in the country." "They didn't touch the cash." "No." "Or the safe-deposit boxes." "Nope." "So they break into a bank, blow it up, and steal nothing?" "Still make sense to you?" "Nothing about today makes sense." "Excuse me." "Return to the earth now if your mind is troubled and your heart is uncertain for it is by returning to the beginning that we can clearly see the path." "He's your find." "Detective, wanna say that again?" "We go back to where this all started." "We go back to the bank." "The tapes are confirming five bad guys, but since the vault cam blew what they did in there is a total mystery." "I've been through these tapes 20 times." "I'm telling you" "Shut up, Dax." "Wait." "Hold on a second." "Do you see that?" "See what?" "Go back a little." "What?" "Look closely at the camera angles." "They're all fixed, right?" "They don't rotate or pan." "Okay, play it." "Now, Camera 8 dominates our attention because of the explosion." "But while that's happening, check out Camera 2." "Where are you going?" "Changed the angle." "Watched it 20 times, eh, Dax?" "What's in that corner they don't want us to see?" "So are you at all concerned there's some wacko trying to get you?" "If I worried about every threat made against me, I'd never leave the house." "Watch your eyes." "Lots of prints here." "Check them all." "Anyone's got a record, I want an ID." "You got it." "Dax." "Yes, sir?" "You hack into this?" "Hack into a nationwide bank security system?" "Yeah, I'd love to." "Hang on." "Hang on." "So, what do we do in the meantime?" "Do you like Italian?" "As if we didn't get in the way." "You never know with you guys." "What was that thing you were saying at the house about returning to the beginning path or something?" "Yeah, it's a Buddha story." "We're all ears." "One day, the Buddha found his heart in turmoil so he retreats to the forest, to the earth to the base of a great tree." "And I'm paraphrasing but this elephant comes up and tells Buddha he doesn't like seeing him discouraged, and...." "He can talk to an elephant?" "He's the Buddha." "He's attained the sixth level of consciousness." "He's capable of communicating with plants, trees, even rocks." "Rocks." "You asked." "Come on, guys." "Please." "Continue." "The Buddha was troubled." "He goes to the beginning." "He goes back to where he came from to find the path, the answer." "So when you hit a dead end go back to the beginning to find your way." "Or something like that." "We have a genuine philosopher in our midst." "Are you--?" "Are you a Buddhist?" "No." "Just something I picked up along the way." "But you're religious?" "Not particularly." "Excuse me." "You guys are all pretty tight?" "We've been through a lot together." "Yeah." "I guess I just thought" "I don't know." "With him being in so much trouble..." "You can't really believe what you read or see on TV." "I mean, if anything, our tie to Quentin's gotten stronger." "Even when things got pretty wild today and everybody else panicked, he was in control." "Now, that just doesn't happen." "He's just" " He's that good." "Excuse me." "What are you doing?" "I realized something today." "Being around you, all that's happened, I can't" "I think I made a mistake." "It's too late." "You made your choice." "Now live with it." "They got a match." "Got a name?" "Chris Lei." "Prick used to work for some big-time software company till they caught him pirating programs." "Couple of years later, he was busted for hacking into the pension plans of retired cops." "I'd say for a genius, he's a fucking moron." "This was your case, you and York." "You made the bust." "Why didn't it stick?" "We were in the middle of the Pearl Street fallout." "His lawyer put us on trial, said we were crooked, abusive and that we planted evidence." "Jury bought it." "Was it true?" "The guy was guilty." "He was scum." "That's the truth." "There's something they don't teach you." "The system breaks down, you have to compensate to get results." "That gives you the right to break the rules?" "Bend, not break." "It means justice absolutely." "Another thing they don't teach you." "Come on." "Come on." "Shit." "Fare thee well, Chris." "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "©" "©" "© P@rM!" "NdeR" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ" "You okay?" "Yeah." "Shit." "That should do it." "You can put your shirt back on." "Look at that." "First day in the city, and you've already been shot." "Just grazed him." "Why don't I just graze you with a bullet, see how you feel?" "Hey, Damon Richards's awake." "Take five, guys." "Hey, Damon." "How you feeling?" "What?" "No flowers for me?" "We got you dead to rights on murder and armed robbery and you're there cracking jokes." "You fucking idiot." "Fuck yourself." "Detective." "May I?" "You remember me, don't you, Damon?" "Thought so." "Now, we're only gonna give you one chance." "One chance to tell us what we need to know and help yourself." "Really?" "Just one chance?" "I was skiing about three years ago in Aspen." "Beautiful country." "You ever been, Damon?" "Never mind." "I hit a mogul landed on a sheet of ice, and slammed into a tree." "Broke myself up pretty bad, kind of like you did today." "I was in a hospital bed for three months." "Had it not been for" "Here it is, morphine." "Without this stuff, I wouldn't have made it." "This I.V. drip administers a small dosage every minute or so makes you feel nice and relaxed, calm, no pain but if I were to inject this whole thing, that'd be all she wrote for Damon." "This equipment malfunctions all the time, Damon." "Overdoses are quite common." "Besides, I don't think the DA's gonna launch a full-scale investigation over a scum like you." "You don't have to tell us anything." "Plead the fifth." "Roll the dice." "Okay." "Okay." "I'll talk." "You're a fucking hypocrite." "Question my interrogation skills?" "At least I don't threaten them with a lethal overdose." "There's never been a case in recorded medical history of someone overdosing on 5 ccs of saline." "Bend, not break." "That's what you said, right?" "Damon Richards testifies that Lorenz's true identity is Scott Curtis." "He's wanted in connection with three other bank robberies extortion and kidnapping." "He's also the brother of John Curtis the perp Conners shot on the Pearl Street Bridge." "We have the names of two accomplices Lamar Galt and Xander Harrington." "Everybody was supposed to meet up tonight at 10 and we have that address." "Now, after finding Callo and Lei dead today doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure that Curtis is eliminating his accomplices one by one." "Doesn't matter what he told Galt and Harrington." "He's planning on finishing them off tonight." "Never think of the repercussions." "Suspect's mother, father, brother." "How your decision affects them." "Had murder in his eyes." "John Curtis?" "It was pouring, lights everywhere." "If he had only done what I said:" ""Drop the weapon."" "But it was not to be." "My dad died when I was 12." "He walked into a liquor store in the middle of a holdup." "Guy just opened fire." "He didn't even have time to react." "They said he was a hero." "Know what that means to a 12-year-old?" "Because he dies on the job, he's a hero?" "Never made sense to me." "So why become a cop?" "Finish what he started." "Every day, he went out trying to do some good tried to help the people who couldn't help themselves." ""Just give them a chance," is what he always said." "Didn't always work out, but he tried." "You tried to help save that girl on the bridge." "If you weren't there, the girl still would've died." "How long we gonna sit here?" "I don't know." "Come on." "It's 25 after." "How much longer we waiting?" "We go now, all we get is Galt and Harrington." "Want Curtis." "Now relax and keep the line free." "Fucking prick's driving me mad." "Shit." "What?" "I'm out of gum." "Look, man, call him." "Okay?" "Fuck this." "Shut the fuck up, all right?" "I'm not sitting around here all fucking day, man." "We can't let him walk." "We gotta go now." "No." "Stand down." "We bust him now, we got something." "We let him get in that car, we got jack squat." "We got three cars and uniform backup in all directions." "If they ride, we'll reel them in." "I want Curtis." "Nobody goes into the house until I say." "He ain't answering." "Gotta be fucking out here." "Turn it off." "Shit!" "Trigger-happy sons of bitches." "All units, shots fired!" "Officer down!" "Send an ambulance!" "Take them alive." "Take the back, Shane." "Got it." "Teddy." "Oh, my God." "Jesus." "Drop the gun." "Last warning." "Get out of the house!" "Get out of the house now!" "Get down!" "Hey, where's Conners?" "Back up that line." "Little more?" "Okay." "Need more morphine?" "No." "Yeah." "Be great." "Thank you." "Get that entrance in the back." "Check it out." "It's just" " It's-- It's hard to take." "I mean, you know, if it had to happen to somebody, well...." "Oh, you son of a bitch." "Teddy?" "You've always been jealous of him, Martin." "Jealous?" "It's because he wasn't just a better cop, he was a better man." "Detective, go home." "Is there something you wanna say?" "No, sir." "She said it perfectly." "You okay?" "Conners was right." "We should've never gone in." "How fucking dumb are we?" "Detective." "I know what they were doing inside the bank." "Here's a record of transactions from the bank." "An average day produces about 3- or 400 pages, give or take." "Today there were over 3000 pages." "Meaning?" "We've just witnessed the largest bank heist in history about a billion dollars." "Come again?" "They planted a computer virus." "It randomly withdraws money from all the accounts and deposits it into the bad guys' account." "Now, if you look at all the transactions, no two amounts are the same and none of them are over $100." "You see, most security systems work on the size of the money not the amount of transactions so you wire out a million dollars from a handful of accounts red flags pop up but wire out less than $100 from, say, 10 million accounts no red flags." "Where's the money now?" "I don't know." "What do you mean you don't know?" "Well, the virus set up a host of phantom accounts, right where the money sits until it transfers to another account and another and another." "It's never in one place long enough to get an accurate fix on it." "The money's moving around?" "Yeah." "Any withdrawal or deposit from any bank doesn't normally go through till the next business day so all these are just gonna float around till 9 a.m. tomorrow." "Or 6 a.m. Pacific time." "Sure." "Sunrise." "Why break in?" "If they're wiring money, couldn't they do that from anywhere?" "No." "See, that's the regional manager's computer terminal." "From there, you have unlimited entry into the bank's mainframe so there's no more working around passwords, no hacking in." "It's straight in, nice and clean." "A billion dollars is missing, and we're only discovering this now?" "Ironically, when you guys shut off the power it helped hide the virus and bought it time to work." "They weren't trying to make it look like they were robbing to rip off a prince." "They were making it look like they ripped off a prince to rob a bank." "Chaos theory." "What you gonna do now?" "I think this is beyond our jurisdiction." "Hello." "Detective, there's a call for you." "Says it's urgent." "Put it through." "Good evening, detective." "My compliments on a fine day." "You are an unexpected and challenging adversary." "It's not over yet." "Wishful thinking." "No, my wish is to catch you." "You're a murderer, a cop killer at that." "I didn't kill anyone who didn't deserve it." "Callo was insignificant and Conners, he deserved his fate." "I know about the money." "You steal a billion dollars, they will find you." "A risk I'm willing to take." "Sir." "It doesn't add up." "What doesn't add up, detective?" "Why would he say Callo's insignificant?" "Who?" "Lorenz." "Curtis called me." "Really?" "He said he didn't kill anyone who didn't deserve it." "He said Callo was insignificant, but he wasn't." "Without Callo, he doesn't have the knowledge of the department or the front money to hire the crew." "Curtis called you?" "Yeah." "Well, now he's screwing with your head." "You did good today, Shane." "Father would be very proud." "Get some sleep." "Be more bad guys for you tomorrow." "I was in bed already." "This couldn't wait till tomorrow?" "Sit down." "How did he come after you?" "It's the only thing that doesn't make sense." "What are you talking about?" "All day long, we thought Callo was the dirty cop." "All day long, we were wrong." "Here's the sign-out sheet from the evidence room." "Here is one of Callo's reports." "Here's another one and another one." "They're not the same signatures, Harry." "They're not even close." "Maybe he got a cramp in his hand." "I don't know." "Here's your file." "You were reprimanded one month ago when you confronted Callo outside the courthouse." "You punched him." "That ring a bell?" "And I'd do it again." "Cops who testify against cops shouldn't be breathing the same air I do." "There's a line you don't cross." "So you set him up." "You forged Callo's signature you gave him money and you helped him with his plan because you thought he got the raw deal and don't deny it because I know!" "Of course he got a raw deal at Pearl Street Bridge!" "Everybody got a raw deal!" "You're helping a cop killer, Harry." "You're a year away from your pension." "Is this how you wanna go out?" "My conscience is clean." "This has been a very long day." "And I'm tired, Harry." "It's like we're chasing a phantom here." "Just when we have him he disappears." "He's been two steps ahead of Conners and me all day." "Of course he has." "Who knows Conners better than him?" "How the hell does Curtis know Conners better than anyone?" "We're not talking about Curtis, are we, Harry?" "Who would know Conners better than anyone?" "Who would you protect?" "And who in your mind got the raw deal at Pearl Street Bridge?" "Drop the weapon!" "One more step and the girl dies." "That you don't wanna do." "Think about it." "You kill her, where you gonna go?" "It was York who was the dirty cop." "He assumed Scott Curtis' identity to throw us off the trail." "York plays his old partner, knowing all his moves." "Cut the power." "Now." "Frames his enemy for the crime." "Kills him too." "Look at this." "Blueprints from the bank." "There's pictures, schematics." "There's at least a dozen Internet articles on the Saudi prince." "And pulls off one of the biggest robberies in history." "You do what you want to me." "He called me to tell me he's going and you ain't gonna find him." "Watch me." "The number that York used to call Harry Hume is his cell phone number." "Ran it through all the service providers." "Nextel got a match." "Can they get a location on him?" "Should trace his location within 100 meters or less." "Great." "Oh, hang on." "Hello." "Got him." "Excellent." "Thank you." "That'll be 8.48, please." "Keep the change doll face." "Thanks, mister." "Jason York, this is the police." "Put your hands in the air and get down on the ground slowly." "Do it now." "Don't shoot, okay?" "Just be cool." "Okay." "Get down on the pavement." "You win." "Oh, Jesus." "Okay." "Get down on the pavement now." "Look, I'm cooperating, okay?" "I give up." "Be cool, okay?" "All right?" "You win." "I'm putting my hat down." "I didn't ask you to." "Put your hands where I can see them." "I said I give up, all right?" "Final warning." "Take the back." "Was it Harry?" "It was Harry, right?" "Oh, that fat fuck." "Drop the weapon and let the girl go." "It's over." "Nope." "If you wanna bring me in, you gonna have to work for it." "That you don't wanna do." "Well, isn't that interesting?" "That's exactly what I said to him." "I mean, do you see the irony here?" "You see it?" "Or am I the only one?" "Two months ago I was in your shoes." "Yeah, standing there with some punk holding a gun to an innocent girl's head asking myself, "What should I do?"" "What would you do?" "What would you do?" "You'd do exactly what I did." "You'd try to make a difference." "Let's roll, baby." "Everybody out!" "Get out!" "You all right?" "Yeah." "I'm fine." "Which way did he go?" "He went towards the pier." "You really screwed yourself." "Jenkins is gonna expect these kind of results from you every day." "FBI's got a team of 40 technicians working on Lei's virus." "They'll break it." "Your conviction would be admirable." "It's just that it's so sad." "Get it through your head, man." "The cavalry ain't coming." "No, no." "No hero's coming to save the day." "Oh, no." "The bad guy wins at the end of this story." "But I have to admit, though." "You have turned out to be quite the little thorn." "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "I think Conners would be sorry that you died." "Not me." "©" "©" "© P@rM!" "NdeR" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ" "Come on." "I have come too far to be denied." "We used to spend all day Sunday just reading in bed." "I would read the paper." "He'd read one of his thousand books." "I didn't deserve him." "I knew that but I still loved him." "Did we all get shot today?" "Yeah, they said the city would be busy." "Every day like this?" "Yeah, pretty much." "Great." "I wonder what's next." "Excuse me." "So how much?" "Do you really think I'm gonna charge you after all that?" "Go on." "Thanks." "Smell that?" "What is that?" "Well, when evidence is taken in any physical contact can affect our ability to lift prints so now to mark it, we just spray a scented solution right on the bill." "Lastly, I don't like the Pac 10." "It's overrated." "Where is it?" "Shit." "This Lorenz is trying to tell us something." "Really?" "You don't say?" "You ever heard of chaos theory?" "Edward Lorenz invented the chaos theory in the 1960s." "It's the study of phenomena that appear random but have an element of regularity which can be described mathematically." "Try that again." "Pretty much, initial state of events may seem unrelated and random, but eventually a pattern emerges and in the end, all the pieces fit together." "You tried all of them?" "Nothing for Conners or Lorenz?" "I don't know." "No." "Maybe-- Maybe he's not on a flight." "Try again but try Gleick, James Gleick." "I need to know if passenger James Gleick has checked in." "One moment." "We're gonna have to check." "Quickly, please." "Hello." "There's a passage in the Surangama Sutra which roughly translated means:" ""Things are not what they appear to be, nor are they otherwise."" "Conners." "Think about that a minute." "Doesn't that blow your mind?" "What gave me away?" "Ten bucks." "Fuck." "The diner." "That's right." "And it was Harry that gave up York." "Harry and a phone call." "He called me, said that Callo was insignificant threw up all kinds of red flags." "That wasn't him." "That, my friend, was my mistake." "I called you." "No, my wish is to catch you." "You're a murderer, a cop killer at that." "I didn't kill anyone who didn't deserve it." "Callo was insignificant." "You know, York always thought the plan was flawless." "If he'd only done what I said instead of going off the deep end like he did." "I told him you have to leave room for error." "You know, you can't always predict how things are gonna play out." "A random camera catches an image of Damon Richards." "The scent on the money." "You." "The chaos theory." "When you got that, I was impressed." "All day long we were trying to figure out who the inside source was." "It was you." "Surprise." "What if we cut the power?" "That'll disable the system." "We can open the locks manually, go in that way." "That'll work." "A billion dollars is missing, and we're discovering this now?" "Ironically, when you guys shut off the power it helped hide the virus and bought it time to work." "Yeah, Teddy's pretty devastated about your death." "She'll get over it." "Get down!" "Hey, where's Conners?" "So the corpse in the morgue with your name on its toe?" "Scott Curtis won't be bothering anyone again." "You're a serial killer." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, who got killed?" "Curtis, Harrington, Galt, Lei." "All fucking hoods." "World's safer with them gone." "You said they were all hoods." "What about Callo?" "Callo deserved his fate." "It's his fault." "So this is all Callo's fault." "If it weren't for him, York and I would never have done this." "One random act causes another, causes another and in the end, the pattern emerges." "That is the chaos theory." "Oh, look at that." "It's after 6." "The money's cleared." "I'm a wealthy man." "Lei, for all his evil, was one smart son of a bitch." "The feds will be tracing false leads for weeks." "You tanked Lei's trial on purpose." "They should have suspended me after I testified." "What did they expect?" "So why not kill me?" "You had plenty of opportunities." "This wasn't about killing, Shane." "This was about standing up for what matters." "Besides, you kind of grew on me." "You're not gonna get away." "I already have." "I'm not even here now." "This is a very valuable lesson for you to learn." "It's good you have learned it." "Yeah?" "What's that?" "You don't always win." "All your years of service for nothing." "You're a hypocrite." "I'm an opportunist." "I would have gladly died in the line of duty, but they took that away." "They'd been as faithful to me, none of this would have happened." "The system broke down." "Good luck, detective." "It would have been an interesting partnership." "But I have to go now." "Conners." "Conners." "Attention, please." "Final call." "Flight 1182 to Mexico City now boarding at gate 23." "Enjoy your flight." "Thank you." "I'll let the captain know we're ready." "©" "©" "© P@rM!" "NdeR" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ" | {
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"It's an acute acceleration of the disease, muscle rigidity, whole body tremors." "It's progressing." " I saw Emma." " How is she?" "Angry." "It's called Lewy Body." "He has three to five years." "You need to do something!" "Don't you fucking dare to judge my actions." "If you don't get her out, I swear..." "You'll do what?" "Well she's getting traction with this anti-felon thing." "Apparently she's raised over 3 million this quarter." "So I'm sure you've seen the polls." "This race is a lot tighter than anyone expected." "And old Kane's MIA in his support." "This is my advice to you." "Eat shit." "( Cell phone vibrates )" "Hey, it's me." "I need you." "Call me." "Why'd you come home, Kitty?" "You said I could go after Kane at will." "This isn't about the Mayor." "The vote is scheduled for tomorrow." " Which?" " Lennox Gardens." "This isn't one we can lose." "I'm sure you're feeling the loss of both Ezra and Kitty, but you can't do it alone." "Mona Fredricks has locked in the majority of the black caucus." "We could postpone the vote, give ourselves enough time to make sure" "What part of I don't want to postpone the fucking vote do you not understand?" "Alderman Ross." "Mona Fredricks." "I vote nay." "This is bullshit, son of a bitch!" "( Shouting )" "The vote is suspended!" "Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Kane." "This airport expansion was necessary 22 years ago." "Thank you and God bless you." "( Gunshot )" "Get me an ambulance now!" "( Theme music playing )" "Boss 2x02: "Through and Through" Original air date on August 24, 2012" "♪ Satan, your kingdom must come down ♪" "♪ Satan, your kingdom must come down ♪" "♪ I heard the voice of Jesus Christ ♪" "♪ Satan, your kingdom must come down. ♪" "( Vocalizing )" "( Door opens )" "( Somber music playing, surgeon inaudible )" "( Siren )" "( Siren )" " ( Gunshots )" " MAN:" "Shots fired!" "Shots fired!" "Get an ambulance!" " Get him up!" " ( Clamoring )" "Get me an ambulance now!" "Get him off the stage!" "Get these people back!" " ( Sirens )" " Sir, sir, let's go." "Clear the way, people!" "( Clamoring )" "Moretti:" "At 4:38 this afternoon, in the final minutes of the O'Hare expansion groundbreaking ceremony, an assassination attempt was made after Mayor Kane's remarks at the celebration." "Three shots were fired from a significant distance, one of which struck the Mayor's wife," "Meredith Kane, in the chest." "Mrs. Kane was immediately rushed to the hospital, where she remains in surgery for life-threatening wounds." "The Mayor himself, though unharmed, is greatly shaken by the unimaginable tragedy." "He is currently at the hospital with his wife, in close contact with doctors, where he will remain in hopes of a successful recovery." "Now, according to the paramedics' report," "Mrs. Kane suffered a punctured right lung, with heavy blood loss due to the entrance and exit wounds." "She remains in critical condition, likely will be in surgery throughout the night." "( Inaudible )" "The Mayor and his family ask that their privacy be respected during this difficult time." "Thank you." "( All shouting questions )" "One at a time." "One at a time." "The shooter's not been caught." "The Chicago Police Department is pursuing any and all leads as we speak." "Now, as for the target, we have every reason to believe that it was Mayor Kane, not his wife, but this, too, is under investigation." "Reporter:" "Who's in charge at City Hall this week if the Mayor's absence persists?" "The City Council has measures in place to keep the government running in a calm and orderly fashion." "As Chairman of the Operations Committee," "I can assure you that Chicago will not succumb to the fears that this heinous crime hopes to inspire." "The Kane family is in our prayers, and the will to stand down a panic is in our hearts." "( All shouting questions )" "Thank you." "I'm happy to offer a mild sedative if that would help." "I'm fine." "MALE VOICE:" "Boss?" "I've arranged for a private room to function as an office." "Don't call me that." "Unless I am unaware that this is more than just a temporary arrangement." "Yes, sir." "The room is ready." "You gonna show me the way?" "Evening, George." "Ms. O'Neil." "Was wondering where you been." " Vacation." " How's the Mayor?" "He's okay." "Uh, I must have dropped my pass in all the pandemonium." "Can I just go up?" "Go right ahead." "Send my best to the big man, you hear?" "Yeah." "( Elevator bell dings )" "( Newscast playing )" "Moretti:" "Kitty." "I tried texting you." "Yeah, it's been a whirlwind." "I just wanted to know if anything was needed." "Do you have the alarm code to Kane's house to get him a change of clothes?" "That's not my department." "Any leads on who might have done this?" "Look, Kitty, you know I can't keep you in the loop." "Has there been a replacement?" "For the moment, some new kid from Driscoll's office, uh, to help with the transition." "Ian Todd." "Can I ask a question?" "Were you fired or did you quit?" "I don't know." "Both, I think." "( Newscast playing, telephones ringing )" "Ahh!" "Aw, fuck this thing." "Give it to me on paper, so I can mark it up with this thing." " Yeah." " Remember these?" "And quickly." "We have three hours to lock for print." "Sam, Baine on one." "He doesn't want to wait." "That's tough shit." "Five minutes tops." "We're updating online in ten." "Now or never if you want changes made." "Make that ten, Chuck." "Moretti called, asking for a prelim for tomorrow's front page." "You can reach him on his cell." "Meredith Kane photos from publicity." "And Sports wanna know, are we still running with tomorrow's front-page story on the Bulls?" " Yeah, probably not." " Copy's asking for your editorial." "We're three hours to lock for print." " Yeah, no shit, we are." " By the way, you were there." " Can you verify a few eyewitnesses?" " I wasn't there." " You weren't?" " Tick-tock, Sam." "I know." "Yes, I was." "Just stop." "Everybody stop moving." "News anchor: ...is in critical, but stable condition, normal after such an operation." "Look there are two tasks that trump all others at the moment." "What does Detective Galvez at CPD know, and what does State's Attorney Doyle know?" "( Cell phone rings )" "Somebody please get back to me." " Thank you." " ( Cell phone rings )" " Yeah." " Jackie:" "No news on Mrs. Kane yet, but that Dr. Harris you were onto didn't disappear after all." "What?" "By the looks of it, a recent addition to the hospital directory." "I'm sending you a picture right now." "Here." "( Cell phone clicks )" "You find out what time she works tomorrow and get back to me, okay?" "( Message received tone )" "Fuck." "Detective Galvez and his team determined the locus of the shooter, but that's it for now." "Where was he?" "In an outlying building, about 700 yards away, well outside the perimeter of security." "Not an amateur." "Not by any stretch." "I'll keep you posted." "Thanks." "And for the mash too." "Go." "I'll let you know if I need anything." "Yeah." "State's Attorney Doyle just called." "What are you doing here?" "I thought we'd review tomorrow's City Hall schedule, figure out what to cancel." "No, what are you doing here?" "How, where, who, et cetera?" "And don't simply remind me that you're on loan from some other office, because a kid with your inexperience doesn't land a position like this unless he's fucking somebody... hard, in either sense of the word." "Well, um, where do I start?" "My first job at 13 so my single mom could go to college before I did?" "My stint at Second City, not because I was all that funny, but terrified of public speaking and determined to overcome it?" "There was a girl to blame for my "Getting Out the Vote" just to get laid." "So, yes," "I've done some fucking along the way... in both senses of the word." "But... at the end of the day..." "I think I'm here 'cause it was meant to be." "A draft of your statement to the press later tonight." "I hate the Oxford comma, incidentally." "Pet peeve." "I presume you know what that is?" "Mental note." "I'm indifferent myself, but you won't see one again." "Suddenly why do I find myself missing Kitty?" "She's staying at her parents' house in Winnetka-- 1117 Edgewood Lane." "I thought you might want to know that at some point." "And Emma?" "I presume you know where she is, too?" "Yes, sir." "Then why haven't you arranged for her to be here, on furlough to the hospital, in case her mother doesn't make it through the night?" "Right away." "Comb through this for Oxford commas, will you?" "What's an Oxford comma?" "Did you really just ask me that?" "Fuck if I know." "I just heard tomorrow's vote on Lennox Gardens is still on the books." "You mean that Kane might actually be more concerned about his wife than his next big power grab?" "Whatever the reason, this is our chance." "The Spirit does move in mysterious ways." "We will have to contend with sympathy votes that may sway in Kane's favor in the wake of tragedy." "Then we'll just have to sway them in our favor... by any means necessary." "How so?" "See what funds there are upstairs for a paint job in here." " Sorry?" " You heard me, girl." "It's about time we breathed some new life into this place." "Rick:" "I think we have to be careful with this." "Kane explicitly forbade you from speaking to press at the ceremony, and to lap up the attention that this photo will bring might look to him, and perhaps the public, too, like you're exploiting tragedy." "( Cell phone rings )" " This is a gift from the gods, Rick." " (Cell phone rings)" "We'd be crazy not to squeeze it for all it's worth." "Zajac:" "This is what, five hours ago?" "I mean, I'm still trying to make sense of the fact that it even happened." "Rick:" "Exactly." "You're not ready." "That's why we wait." "Look, the photo's gone viral." "The buzz will do its own work for the time being." "We play hard-to-get with CNN and friends, you come out looking all the more honorable." "( Cell phone vibrating )" "Maggie:" "Those phones are ringing now." "We wait, they stop, and before we know it, this is yesterday's news." "Now is the moment, not after some polite passage of time." "And by the way, Kane hasn't given us the time of day in nearly two weeks, except to essentially put a gag in Ben's mouth at the O'Hare ceremony." "Look, this thing's a winner, there's no doubt about that, but I don't know." "You're both right." "It could look exploitative on one hand, and it's now or never on the other." "The public will eat this up, as they should." "On the Kane front, we cover ourselves with a visit to the hospital." "Good intentions preempt any apparent designs on publicity." "Not that we don't milk the press gauntlet as long as we're there." "I don't know." "Ben?" "It's late, Rick." "Why don't we sleep on it and get back to you tomorrow." "( Door closes )" "Ben." "You did a heroic thing." "( Cell phone vibrating )" "Own it." "(cell phone vibrating )" "I suggest you answer that." "( Cell phone vibrating )" "( Pills rattling )" "Please." "These are nothing." "These" "It's all right." "I'm here." "Everything's going to be fine." "( Hallucinatory noises )" "( Wheels squeaking )" "( Door slams )" "Should she be given last rites... if necessary?" "She never expressed her own wishes one way or another?" "A rare omission for a woman who always made her wishes known." "She was more of a "my will" than a "Thy will" kind of person." "Is more of one, rather." "I don't know, maybe it doesn't make a difference either way." "God will not be mocked." "Nor will He be denied a child who returns to Him, however late in the game." "How about I say a prayer?" "Sure." "Do you need anything else beforehand?" "Yeah." "For all of this to just be a bad dream." "Mr. Mayor!" "Mr. Mayor!" "Man:" "Mr. Mayor, here!" "Second man:" "Just a couple of questions, please, sir." "I'm afraid there's little I can say... that you don't already know about this tragic event, not only in my life, but in the life of Chicago." "An occasion for celebration was... turned into one of terror when a bullet clearly intended for me hit my wife instead." "Meredith..." "She was there at my side, as she has always been, and for that, she has paid a terrible, unimaginable price." "Suffice it to say, I couldn't have done this job without her." "Hopefully, I..." "I won't have to." "I can't remember... the last time I had to do this." "Uh..." "Forgive me." "Too many thank yous are in order, from the paramedics and surgeons now operating on Meredith, to anyone and everyone hoping or praying on her behalf." "So let me say to one and all, thank you, and let me assure you that the shooter will be found... and will be punished." "Good night." "Now, as for the target, we have every reason to believe that it was Mayor Kane, not his wife, but this, too, is under investigation." "Reporter:" "Who's in charge at City Hall this week if the Mayor's absence persists." "Ross:" "The City Council has measures in place to keep the government running in a calm and orderly fashion." "As chairman of the Operations Committee," "I can assure you that Chicago will not succumb to the fears that this heinous crime hopes to inspire." "The Kane family is in our prayers, and the will to stand down a panic is in our hearts." "( TV turns off )" "( Groans )" "Ah!" "Sir, is everything okay?" "No, God damn it, everything is not okay!" "I'm just tired, that's all." "Please, forgive the disturbance." "Good night." "Excuse me." "I wanted to leave a note for Mayor Kane." "You are?" "Kitty O'Neil." "I used to work for him." "I'm not asking to see him." "I just want to leave him a note." "Ian:" "I'll see to that if you like." "Kitty O'Neil, my esteemed predecessor." "Ian Todd." "I'm sorry." "I'm either blanking, or I've never heard of you." "I'd be happy to give the Mayor your message, but unscheduled visitors really aren't allowed on the floor at this time." "Just let him know I stopped by." "Sir, I just wanted to say that.." "No, no, I'm not going." "I'm not going." "Well, you can tell the Warden that." "Well, fuck the Warden and fuck you." "Ow!" "Ow!" "You're hurting me." "Oh yeah?" "How about now?" "I don't care if you're the Mayor's daughter." "I don't care if your mom is at death's door or you don't want to see her." "Right now, I care about you letting me do my job." "( Subway rumbling )" "Meredith:" "Tom?" "Meredith." "( Gunshot )" "Meredith!" "Meredith!" "Meredith!" "( Footsteps )" "( Door opens )" "The ballistic trauma caused a severe pulmonary laceration in her right lung, as well as ruptures to a major blood vessel in the thorax." "After several attempts to drain fluid and repair the collapsed right lung, she underwent a partial pneumonectomy in which half of it was removed." "But you're telling me she's alive." "Indeed." "Just that we're keeping a close eye on her, as complications can arise at any moment." "Is it possible to live a normal life with half a lung missing?" "For the most part, yes." "Significant physical therapy will be required in the short term, and she probably won't be climbing any mountains in the long term." "She prefers the metaphorical kind anyway." "Hmm." "Thank you, doctor." "When can I see her?" "Not for several hours, given the anesthesia and surgical impact." "This would be the time for a shower and change of clothes." "Maybe I could just have one quick look." "( Respirator hissing, monitor beeping )" "Miller:" "Back so soon?" "This is a staff parking lot." "You're not allowed to be here." "You want to get the guy at the gate fired, that's your call." "Am I imagining things, or did you call me two weeks ago from Arizona to talk, only to fall off the map again the very next day, and then lo and behold, show up in Chicago like nothing ever happened." "I was on sabbatical." "And don't you have more important matters at the moment?" "Hey, you called me." "We planned to talk, and I called you back, repeatedly." "Sabbatical or exile, Dr. Harris?" "And what suddenly brought it to an end?" "You'd like to know why I called?" "Why I ever saw Kane in the first place?" "I most certainly do." "As would his nearly 3 million constituents." "I am treating someone else the Mayor cares about deeply." "That's all I'm prepared to say." "That's funny, because Mrs. Kane told me that you were treating her husband for migraines." "Then maybe you should go to intensive care and call bullshit on her, too." "I hear she's out of surgery." "( Whispering voices )" "I was just telling them that you weren't seeing anyone." "It's okay." "Long as we're not talking about the campaign." "No, sir." "Good news about Meredith." "Vigilance continues, but, yes, it is." "Listen we don't want to take up any of your time, but we just couldn't stay away." "If there's anything you need, anything at all, we'll let you know." "I mean, uh, we just wanted to let you know..." "Anything." "Anytime." "Okay." "We'll leave you be." "Yeah." "Thanks for coming." "That was Babe McGantry calling again." "Next." "Spoke with the warden's office at Cook County Jail." "Emma resisted the furlough." "The Warden said sedation was an option if you insisted." "No." "Call the car." "Where to?" "Home." "Got to get a change of clothes." "I can do that if you'd like." "Listen to me the first time." "( Elevator bell dings )" "The Lennox Gardens vote is on," "I wanted to make sure you still count for a solid "no."" "It ain't the greatest day to take a stand against the Mayor, you know?" "He can have our sympathy, Reginald." "But he cannot have unchecked power against the Chicago Housing Authority." "I hear you talking, believe me." "That's why I was no the other day." "But, man, something heartless this time around." "In you or in him?" "Time is money, Reginald, and knowing you have less of the latter than meets the eye, would a promissory note toward your re-election campaign help our cause here?" "25,000?" "( Sighs )" "( TV turns on )" "Female reporter:" "Mrs. Zajac, would you say it's an exaggeration that your husband responded like a hero at the scene of the shooting?" "Maggie:" "Uh, Ben responded the only way he knows how." "If that makes him a hero," "I wouldn't know the difference." "Ben:" "Listen, today we are the hero, all of Chicago." "Despite such a dark hour," "I am confident that we will all forge on together as one." "( Gunshot )" "Mona: $25,000?" "Last I checked, your PAC didn't have even half of that in it for your own re-election, let alone someone else's." "You're telling me you're not aware of other sources of revenue after how long you've been working for me?" "Interesting time to break the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy around here." "What's our Plan B if the vote doesn't go our way?" "It's going our way!" "If I have to buy a vote or two to make it so, then welcome to Chicago." "But over my dead body will the Gardens be torn down by this cracker-ass fascist in suspenders after all the shit he's pulled right under our eyes." "Better yet, over his wife's dead body, if only she hadn't made it through the night." "What in God's name happened to you?" "Did Kane have anything to do with you checking out?" "Stand up." "Excuse me?" "Stand up." "Now." "You're not standing here but for my generosity, when I threw you a bone and showed you the ropes." "I don't recall it being so cliché." "What, you got a taste of power the other day, voting proxy in my place?" "Don't let it go to your head." "( Door closes )" "I'm afraid this is the way it's going to be." "As much as you can't fill the hole you've created." "Mr. Mayor." "Right." "Security and everything." "Do you want me to turn the air on?" "I'm fine." "That shooter might have missed you, boss... and so do I." "Ross:" "Today we vote for the future of Chicago." "Yes, Lennox Gardens is my house, so I do have a vested interest." "But the Chicago Housing Authority is in all our purview, not the Mayor's alone, and in this, we should all have a vested interest." "Some might accuse me of playing the race card." "So be it." "Better that than to fold at a table like this, stacked as it is in one man's favor." "I know this is a hard day to take a stand against a man who's been through something so horrific." "Let it be a stand against the principle instead of unprecedented autocracy in the public sphere." "Mayor Kane can have our sympathy, and he certainly does." "But he cannot have such unchecked power as he alone sees fit." "Woman:" "Is that the Mayor?" "( Chamber reacting )" "Thought I taught you a lesson." "You have no idea how good it is to see you." "I appreciate the sympathy expressed by Alderman Ross." "And I understand the concern." "But I beg to differ on the principle in question here today." "You know, if the last 24 hours has taught me anything, it's never too late for change... until it's too late." "That is the principle in question today-- change." "Whether we have the wherewithal to make it." "For on my watch, as a young mayor at Lennox Gardens... mistakes were made." "Administrative blunders, bureaucratic mishaps, and the city has paid a price ever since." "Now, I may have had more hair and less girth back then... and I had neither the foresight nor the fortitude to know what I know now." "Nothing is irreversible." "Nothing is irreparable, except a willing capitulation to the status quo." "I, too, have a vested interest in Lennox Gardens, because life offers nothing so precious... as a second chance." "If anyone would care to take a stand against the principle of that, please, be my guest." "Then... motion to vote." "( Applause )" "Hear, hear." "Hear, hear." "Good job." "Well done." "You spent so much time playing by the book, you didn't even think to put a tail on him." "There's a community there, not just a record of administrative blunders and bureaucratic mishaps." "That's all been taken into account." "Not if their only options are relocation to the outskirts or high-end condos they can't afford in the new development." "You want to fix past mistakes?" "Give those who need it most something to come back to, something affordable and safe." "I almost hear an "or else" in there." "Or else they take the problems with them." "For all the horror of the past 24 hours, that's commonplace at Lennox Gardens." "It won't go away with an architectural facelift." "Did you just use my wife for political purposes?" "Didn't you just do the same?" "If you want to make sure this project turns out right, perhaps you should come work for me to ensure a better outcome." "What?" "I need to fill the vacancy left by Ezra Stone, and you need to part ways with Alderman Ross." "No?" "Admit it." "The only thing he wants to keep intact at Lennox Gardens is the dirty pipeline of money and votes." "You stay where you are, imagining change, or decamp and make it happen." "How do I know this isn't you taking home a trophy on top of winning the vote?" "Only one way to find out." "The offer expires as soon as I walk out the door." " Always a pleasure." " Congratulations." "I'm in." "Miller:" "So we meet again." "We do." "I thought I was as good as dead to you at the cemetery." "That's a bad joke." "I'm glad you called." "Waiter:" "Could I start you off with a cocktail?" "Uh, cabernet, please." "Actually, Diet Coke's fine." "I drove, so..." "Now you're making me look bad." "I'll have a, um, Jameson's on the rocks." "Thank you." "So?" "So?" "We can talk off the record, I hope?" "Yeah, by all means." "The shooting." "You know anything that isn't on the front page?" "You could try asking the lead detective or State's Attorney, but they'll barely give me the time of the day, so..." "Well, that's 'cause Galvez is completely useless, and Doyle cannot be trusted." "My turn?" "Yes." "What the hell happened with you?" "( Laughs )" "Wow, subtle." "Mayor Kane's left-hand woman, one of the sharper minds in town," "I'm not going to waste your time being coy." "Look, you don't get fired or quit unless some major shit goes down." "I can't talk about it." "For now." "Do you know anything about Kane seeing a Dr. Ella Harris?" "What do you mean, romantically?" "Neurologically." "I don't understand." "What are you-- Are you saying he's sick?" "Or has migraines or a sick loved one." "Depends on who you ask." "Wait a minute." "Back up a second." "You're telling me that you know for a fact that Kane has been seeing a neurologist?" "Maybe." "I can't tell you." "Yes, he has, but that's all I know." "What about you?" "What about me?" "What's next?" "New job?" "Gonna take a vacation?" "I don't know." "I haven't decided yet." "You can't just let me leave here empty-handed." "Says the pot calling the kettle black." "Let's make a deal then." " A deal." " A deal." "Okay." "You answer one tough question professional, personal, my choice, and I'll do the same." "Deal?" "Professional." "My choice." "Fine." "Thanks." "Mmm..." "Zajac." "What gives?" "Did you get to know him before the primaries?" "Is he really the shell he seems to be, or is there something there actually worth voting for?" "I don't know." "Excuse me a second." "Okay." "Tom." "Hello, Babe." "What a relief." "She's coming along." "She always was a fighter." "I tried calling, but maybe your new kid didn't get you the message." "I figured it was more about Lennox Gardens than Meredith." "Well, let's just say it was about both, considering how much it means to her that we carry on in her spirit." "You made the right move at City Hall, at the right time." "I guess we'll be seeing more of each other, at least until Meredith is back on her feet." "I guess we will." "Wait." "Who let him in to see my wife before I do?" "It wasn't my shift." "It..." "Nobody" "Nobody gets near this room again without my permission." "Your shift or not, it will be your last." "Yes?" "Yes." "I don't bite." "What, now he sends lackeys from the mailroom to do his bidding?" "Not exactly." "I'm filling in as his aide, for good if I can help it, so you might need to get used to me." "And I'm not here to get you to go to the hospital." "I'm not going to the hospital." "I know, yeah." "I'd miss it here, too, even for an hour." "Do you know how many facial muscles it takes to frown?" "Something like 47." "Fascinating." "And only two to smile, so why don't you just admit that I'm the best-looking guy you've seen in two weeks?" "Which understandably isn't saying much." "You work for my father?" "I work for the Mayor." "And as long as you keep up this kind of routine, you might as well work for your father." "How so?" "Nothing empowers him more than having big problems and solving them." "Right now, you are one of the biggest." "He threw me under a bus to save his career." "Exactly." "Which has left him with a very big problem, as far as I can see it." "How to win you back." "Good luck." "Look, don't get me wrong." "I'm not suggesting you should let him." "I'm not even suggesting you should forgive him." "God knows I can relate in my own life." "What I'm saying is, if you want to get back at him or make him pay in any way-- psychologically, mind you." "I am not suggesting something worse." "You can't do it from the bottom of a glue tube in county jail." "In other words, tell him how I really feel when you get me to go to the hospital." "Truth be told..." "I have a longer game in mind than that." "House arrest." "What?" "Where?" "No, No." "I'm not going home." "Yeah." "You'd rather stick it out in this hellhole instead." "That brick house who protects you, according to the guards, she's up for parole." "She gets out, then what?" "You hurt your dad by getting yourself hurt or worse?" "( Respirator hissing, monitor beeping )" "You should be proud." "( Alarms beeping )" " What's happening?" " Slr, please step out the room." "What's happening?" "Tom:" "Is she all right?" "Sir, please step out of the room." "Is she all right?" "Somebody *** **** get the *** to the O.R." "Somebody" "Somebody get the priest." "Don't fool yourself." "Sir?" "You sure you don't want to wait downstairs?" "Just needed to get some air." "Stay." "Run for your life, kid." "Many kinds of business I've come to handle over the years." "Death and dying isn't one of them." "You're not alone." "Oh, yes, he is." "Aren't you, boss?" "I do have what might be some good news, though." "I spoke with the warden and parole board about the possibility of house arrest for Emma." "They seem willing to consider it in light of family circumstance." "I can only imagine what Emma would have to say." "The truth is, she wouldn't have a choice." "But I spoke with her, too." "You did?" "Just to play the good cop." "You being" "Me being the bad cop." "That's not what I meant." "I've hired Mona Fredricks to replace Ezra Stone." "I'd like you to stay on as well." "You would?" "Past whatever temporary arrangement you've made with Alderman Driscoll." "I'll take care of it." "I'm sure you will." "We shored up residual perforations in the superior lobe, so I wouldn't expect a relapse." "In a few days, when breathing has normalized, she'll be extubated." "( Coughs )" "Surgeon:" "Her throat will be sore and it will take some time for her voice to recover, starting with whispers." "Here." "I'll slip you some iced tea when the nurse is looking the other way." "( Trying to speak )" "Don't force it." "You got plenty of time." "Di" "What?" "Did... ( Gasping )" "Did..." "Did you... do this to me?" "Meredith." "No." "( Crying )" "No." "( Crying )" "( Theme music playing )" | {
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"Kathy?" "(voice from television) Your life could depend on this." "Don't blink!" "Don't even blink." "Blink and you're dead." "They are fast, faster than you can believe." "Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink." "Good luck." "PHONE RINGS" "Hello?" "Bit freaked." "Need to talk." "Making you a coffee." "(Kathy) Sally Sparrow, it's one in the morning." "You think I'm coming round at one in the morning?" "No." "(Sally) I'm in the kitchen." "What's that on all those screens in your front room?" "Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" "Sally, you've met my brother Larry, haven't you?" "No." "You're about to." "(Larry) OK." "Not sure, but really, really hoping." "Pants?" "No." "(Kathy) Put them on!" "Put them on!" "I hate you!" "What were you thinking?" "!" "Sorry." "My useless brother." "Sally!" "What's wrong?" "What's happened?" "(Kathy) OK!" "Let's investigate!" "You and me, girl investigators." "Love it!" "Hey!" "Sparrow and Nightingale!" "That SO works!" "Bit ITV." "I know!" "(Kathy) What did you come here for, anyway?" "(Sally) I love old things." "They make me feel sad." "(Kathy) What's good about sad?" "(Sally) It's happy for deep people." "The weeping angel." "(Kathy) Wouldn't have that in my garden." "It's moved." "It's what?" "Since yesterday." "I'm sure of it." "It's closer." "It's got closer to the house." "(Sally) How can my name be written here?" "How is that possible?" "DOORBELL RINGS" "Who'd come here?" "What are you doing?" "!" "It could be a burglar!" "A burglar who rings the doorbell(?" ")" "OK." "I'll stay here in case of..." "In case of...?" "..incidents?" "I'm looking for Sally Sparrow." "How did you know I'd be here?" "I was told to bring this letter on this date at this exact time to Sally Sparrow." "It looks old." "It is old." "I'm sorry, do you have anything with a photograph on it, like a driving licence?" "(Sally) How did he know I was coming here?" "I didn't tell anyone." "How could anyone know?" "(Man) It's all a bit complicated." "I'm not sure I understand it myself." "(Man) I'm sorry, I feel really stupid, but I was told to make absolutely sure." "It's so hard to tell with these little photographs, isn't it?" "(Sally) Apparently." "Well, here goes, I suppose." "(Man) Funny feeling, after all these years." "Who's it from?" "Well, that's a long story, actually." "Gimme a name." "Katherine Wainwright." "But she specified I should tell you that prior to marriage she was called Kathy Nightingale." "Kathy?" "Kathy, yes." "Katherine Costello Nightingale." "Is this a joke?" "A joke?" "!" "Kathy, is this you?" "Very funny(!" ")" "Kathy?" "COWS MOO" "Kathy?" "Kathy!" "Please, you need to take this." "I promised." "(Kathy) Excuse me?" "Where am I?" "I was in London." "I was in the middle of London." "You're in Hull." "No, I'm not." "This is Hull." "No, it isn't." "You're in Hull." "I'm not in Hull." "Stop saying Hull." "(Sally) Who are you?" "Why are you here?" "I made a promise." "Who to?" "My grandmother." "Katherine Costello Nightingale." "(young man) Don't have that in London." "There's no call for it." "It's all Hull." "(Kathy) 1920?" "Your grandmother?" "Yes." "She died 20 years ago." "So they're related?" "I'm sorry?" "My Kathy, your grandmother - they're practically identical." "Where are you going?" ""My dearest Sally Sparrow," ""if my grandson has done as he promises he will," ""then as you read these words it has been mere minutes since we last spoke." "For you." ""For me, it has been over 60 years." ""The third of the photographs is of my children." ""The youngest is Sally." ""I named her after you, of course."" "This is sick!" "This is totally sick!" "Kathy?" "Kathy!" "Kathy?" "No, wait!" "Hang on!" ""I suppose, unless I live to a really exceptional old age," ""I will be long gone as you read this." ""Don't feel sorry for me." "I have led a good and full life." ""I've loved a good man and been well loved in return." ""You would have liked Ben." ""He was the very first person I met in 1920."" "(Kathy) Are you following me?" "(Ben) Yeah." "(Kathy) Are you going to stop following me?" "(Ben) No, I don't think so." ""To take one breath in 2007 and the next in 1920" ""is a strange way to start a new life," ""but a new life is exactly what I've always wanted."" "1902?" "You told him you were 18?" "You lying cow!" ""My mum and dad are gone by your time, so really there's only Lawrence to tell." ""He works at the DVD store on Queen Street." ""I don't know what you're going to say to him, but I know you'll think of something." ""Just tell him I love him."" "Excuse me, I'm looking for Lawrence Nightingale." "Through the back." "Hello?" "Quite possibly." "'Fraid so." "Oh." "Hello." "Can I help you?" "Sally:" "Hi." "Doctor: 38." "Er, just a mo." "Hang on." "We've met, haven't we?" "It'll come to you." "Oh, my God!" "There it is." "Sorry." "Sorry again about the whole..." "Message from your sister." "Oh!" "OK!" "What?" "What is it?" "What's the message?" "She's had to go away for a bit." "Where?" "Just a work thing." "Nothing to worry about." "OK." "And..." "And what?" "She loves you." "She what?" "!" "She said to say." "She just sort of mentioned it." "She loves you." "There, that's nice, isn't it?" "Is she ill?" "No!" "No." "Am I ill?" "No!" "Is this a trick?" "No." "She loves you." "(Doctor on TV) People don't understand time." "It's not what you think it is." "Who is this guy?" "Sorry, the pause thing keeps slipping." "Stupid thing." "Last night at Kathy's, you had him on those screens." "That same guy." "Talking about, I dunno, blinking or something." "Yeah, the bit about the blinking's great!" "I was checking to see if they were all the same." "What were the same?" "What is this?" "Who is he?" "An Easter egg." "Excuse me?" "Like a DVD extra, yeah?" "You know how on DVDs they put extras on, documentaries and stuff?" "Sometimes they put on hidden ones, and they call them Easter eggs." "You have to look for them, follow clues in the menu screen." "(Doctor on TV) Complicated." "(Larry) Sorry." "It's interesting, actually." "He is on 17 different DVDs." "There are 17 totally unrelated DVDs, all with him on, always hidden away, always a secret." "Not even the publishers know how he got there." "I've talked to the manufacturers, right?" "They don't even know." "It's like he's a ghost DVD extra." "Just shows up where he's not supposed to be." "But only on those." "Those 17." "Well, what does he do?" "Just sits there making random remarks." "It's like we're hearing half a conversation." "Me and the guys are always trying to work out the other half." "When you say you and the guys, you mean the internet, don't you?" "How do you know?" "Spooky, isn't it?" "Very complicated." "(man at counter) Florence?" "Need you!" "'Scuse me a sec." "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff." "Started well, that sentence." "It got away from me, yeah." "OK, that was weird." "(Sally) Like you can hear me." "Well, I CAN hear you." "OK, that's enough." "I've had enough now." "I've had a long day and I've had bloody enough!" "Sorry." "Bad day." "Got you the list." "What?" "The 17 DVDs." "I thought you might be interested." "Yeah, great, thanks!" "(man at counter) Go to the police, you stupid woman!" "Why does nobody ever just go to the police?" "(Sally) Look, I know how mad I'm sounding." "Shall we try it from the beginning?" "OK." "There's this house, a big old house, been empty for years, falling apart." "Wester Drumlins, out by the estate." "You've probably seen it." "Wester Drumlins?" "Yes." "Could you just wait here for a minute?" "SHE SIGHS" "THUNDER RUMBLES" "OK, cracking up now." "Hi." "DI Billy Shipton." "Wester Drumlins, that's mine." "Can't talk to you now, got a thing I can't be late for, so if you could just..." "Hello!" "Hello." "Er, Marcie, can you tell them I'm gonna be late for that thing?" "Sally:" "All of them?" "Billy:" "Over the last two years, yeah." "(Billy) They all still had personal items in them and a couple still had the motor running." "(Sally) So over the last two years the owners of all of these vehicles have driven up to Wester Drumlins House, parked outside and just disappeared." "(Sally) What's that?" "(Billy) Ah!" "The pride of the Wester Drumlins collection." "We found that there, too." "Somebody's idea of a joke, I suppose." "But what is it?" "What's a police box?" "Well, it's a special kind of phone box for policemen." "They used to have them all over." "But this isn't a real one." "The phone's just a dummy, and the windows are the wrong size." "We can't even get in it." "Ordinary Yale lock, but nothing fits." "But that's not the big question." "See, you're missing the big question." "OK, what's the big question?" "Will you have a drink with me?" "I'm sorry?" "Drink, you, me, now?" "Aren't you on duty, Detective Inspector Shipton?" "Nope." "Knocked off before I left." "Told 'em I had a family crisis." "Why?" "Because life is short and you are hot." "Drink?" "No." "Ever?" "Maybe." "Phone number?" "Moving kind of fast, DI Shipton." "Billy." "I'm off duty." "Aren't you just!" "Is that your phone number?" "Just my phone number." "Not a promise, not a guarantee, not an IOU, just a phone number." "And that's Sally...?" "Sally Shipton." "Sparrow!" "Sally Sparrow." "I'm going now." "Don't look at me." "I'll phone you!" "Don't look at me." "Phone you tomorrow." "Don't look at me!" "Might even phone you tonight." "Don't look at me!" "Definitely gonna phone you, gorgeous girl!" "(Sally) You definitely better!" "Ordinary Yale lock, but nothing fits." "(Doctor) Welcome." "(Billy) Where am I?" "(Doctor) 1969." "Not bad,as it goes." "You've got the moon landing to look forward to." "Oh, the moon landing's brilliant." "We went four times." "Back when we had transport..." "Working on it!" "How did I get here?" "The same way we did." "The touch of an angel." "Same one, probably, since you ended up in the same year." "No, don't get up." "Time travel without a capsule, nasty." "Catch your breath, don't go swimming for half an hour." "I don't." "I can't." "Fascinating race, the weeping angels." "The only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely." "No mess, no fuss, they just zap you into the past and let you live to death." "The rest of your life used up and blown away in the blink of an eye." "You die in the past, and in the present they consume the energy of all the days you might have had, all your stolen moments." "They're creatures of the abstract." "They live off potential energy." "What in God's name are you talking about?" "Trust me." "Just nod when he stops for breath." "Tracked you down with this." "This is my timey-wimey detector." "It goes ding when there's stuff." "Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, so I've learned to stay away from hens." "It's not pretty when they blow." "I don't understand." "Where am I?" "1969, like he says." "Normally, I'd offer you a lift home, but somebody nicked my motor." "So I need you to take a message to Sally Sparrow." "And I'm sorry, Billy, I am very, very sorry." "It's going to take you a while." "PHONE RINGS" "Hello?" "Billy, where are you?" "Where?" "Billy?" "It was raining when we met." "It's the same rain." "She looks nice." "Her name was Sally too." "(Sally) Sally Shipton." "(Billy) Sally Shipton!" "I often thought about looking for you before tonight, but apparently it would've torn a hole in the fabric of space and time and destroyed two thirds of the universe." "Also I'd lost my hair." "Two thirds of the universe." "Where'd you get that?" "There's a man in 1969." "He sent me with a message for you." "What man?" "The Doctor." "And what was the message?" "Just this." "Look at the list." "What does that mean?" "Is that it, look at the list?" "He said you'd have it by now." "A list of 17 DVDs." "I didn't stay a policeman back then." "Got into publishing." "Then video publishing." "Then DVDs, of course." "You put the Easter Egg on?" "Have you noticed what all 17 DVDs have in common yet?" "I suppose it's hard for you, in a way." "How could the Doctor have even known I had a list?" "I only just got this." "I asked him how, but he said he couldn't tell me." "He said you'd understand it one day, but that I never would." "Soon as I understand it, I'll come and tell you." "No, gorgeous girl, you can't." "There's only tonight." "He told me all those years ago that we'd only meet again this one time." "On the night I die." "Oh, Billy." "It's kept me going." "I'm an old, sick man." "But I've had something to look forward to." "Ah, life is long." "And you are hot." "Oh, look at my hands." "They're old man's hands." "How did that happen?" "I'll stay." "I'm going to stay with you." "OK?" "Thank you, Sally Sparrow." "I have till the rain stops." "PHONE RINGS" "Banto's." "Sally:" "They're mine." "Larry:" "What?" "The DVDs on the list." "The 17 DVDs." "What they've got in common is me." "They're all the DVDs I own." "The Easter Egg was intended for me!" "You've only got 17 DVDs?" "Do you have a portable DVD player?" "Course, why?" "I want you to meet me." "Where?" "Wester Drumlins." "You live in Scooby Doo's house!" "For God's sake, I don't live here!" "OK, this is the one with the clearest sound." "Slightly better picture quality on this one, but I don't..." "Doesn't matter." "OK." "There he is." "The Doctor!" "Who's the Doctor?" "He's the Doctor." "Yep." "That's me." "OK, that was scary." "No, it sounds like he's replying, but he always says that." "(Doctor) Yes, I do." "Larry:" "And that." "Doctor:" "Yep, and this." "He can hear us." "Oh, my God, you can really hear us!" "Of course he can't hear us." "Look!" "I've got a transcript, see, everything he says." ""Yep, that's me". "Yes, I do"." ""Yep, and this"." "Next it's..." "BOTH:" "Are you going to read out the whole thing?" "Sorry." "Who are you?" "I'm a time traveller." "Or I was." "I'm stuck in 1969." "We're stuck." "All of space and time, he promised me." "Now I've got a job in a shop, I've got to support him!" "Martha!" "Sorry." "I've seen this bit before." "(Doctor) Quite possibly." "1969, that's where you're talking from?" "'Fraid so." "But you're replying to me." "You can't know exactly what I'll say, 40 years before I say it!" "38." "I'm getting this down!" "I'm writing in your bits!" "How?" "How is this possible?" "Tell me!" "Not so fast." "People don't understand time." "It's not what you think it is." "Then what is it?" "Complicated." "Tell me." "Very complicated." "I'm clever and I'm listening." "And don't patronise me because people have died, and I'm not happy." "Tell me!" "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff." "Yeah, I've seen this bit before." "You said that sentence got away from you." "It got away from me, yeah." "Next thing you're going to say is, "Well, I CAN hear you"." "Well, I CAN hear you." "This isn't possible!" "No!" "It's brilliant!" "Not hear you exactly, but I know everything you'll to say." "Always gives me the shivers, that bit." "How can you know what I'm going to say?" "Look to your left." "What does he mean by, "Look to your left"?" "(Larry) I've written tons about that on the forums." "I think it's a political statement." "He means you." "What are you doing?" "Writing in your bits." "So I've got a complete transcript of the whole conversation." "Wait till this hits the net." "This will explode the egg forums." "(Doctor) I've got a copy of the finished transcript." "It's on my autocue." "How can you have a copy of the finished transcript." "It is still being written." "I told you." "I'm a time traveller." "I got it in the future." "OK, let me get my head round this." "You're reading from a transcript of a conversation you're still having?" "Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey." "Actually, never mind that." "You can do shorthand?" "So?" "What matters is we can communicate." "We have got big problems now." "They've taken the blue box, haven't they?" "The angels have the phone box." "The angels have the phone box!" "That's my favourite, I have it on a T-shirt!" "What do you mean, angels?" "You mean those statue things?" "Creatures from another world." "They're just statues." "Only when you see them." "What does that mean?" "Lonely assassins, they were called." "No-one knows where they came from." "They're as old as the universe, or nearly." "They've survived this long as they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved." "They are quantum-locked." "They don't exist when being observed." "The moment they're seen by any living creature they freeze into rock." "It's a fact of their biology." "In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone." "And you can't kill a stone." "Course, a stone can't kill you either." "But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh, yes, it can!" "Don't take your eyes off that!" "That's why they cover their eyes." "They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other." "Their greatest asset is their greatest curse." "They can never be seen." "The loneliest creatures in the universe." "And I'm sorry, I am very, very sorry, it's up to you now." "What am I supposed to do?" "The blue box, my time machine." "There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever." "The damage they can do can switch off the sun." "You have got to send it back to me!" "How?" "How?" "And that's it, I'm afraid." "There's no more from you on the transcript, that's all I've got." "I dunno what stopped you talking, but I can guess." "They're coming." "The angels are coming for you." "Listen, your life could depend on this." "Don't blink!" "Don't even blink." "Blink and you're dead." "They're fast, faster than you can believe." "Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink!" "Good luck!" "No, don't, you can't!" "I'll rewind him!" "What good would that do?" "!" "You're not looking at the statue?" "Neither are you." "Keep looking at it, keep looking at it!" "(Larry) There's just one, right, there's just this one." "We're OK if we keep staring at this one statue, everything will be fine." "There's three more." "Three?" "!" "They were upstairs, I think I heard them moving." "Where?" "Three, moving where?" "I'll look around, I'm going to check." "Keep looking at this one, don't blink." "Remember what he said, don't even blink!" "Who blinks?" "I'm too scared to blink." "OK." "We're going to the door." "The front door." "OK." "We can't both get to the door without taking our eyes off that thing." "You stay here." "What?" "!" "I'll be round the corner, stay here!" "They've locked it." "They've locked us in!" "Why?" "I've got something they want." "What?" "A key I took last time I was here." "They followed me to get it back." "I led them to the blue box!" "Now they've got that!" "Give them the key!" "I'll check the back door, you wait here." "Give them the key, give them what they want!" "(Larry) Sally, no, what if they come behind me?" "!" "(Sally) Hang on!" "Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" "(Sally) It's locked!" "Sally!" "Sally!" "(Sally) It won't open!" "(Larry) Sally, please, I can't do this!" "Sally, hurry up!" "(Larry) Where are you?" "!" "Larry!" "They've blocked off the back door, but there's a cellar." "There might be a way out, delivery hatch or something." "I'm coming, I can't stay here!" "OK, boys, I know how this works." "You can't move so long as I can see you." "Whole world in the box, the Doctor says." "Hope he's not lying, cos I don't see how else we're getting out." "Oh, and there's your one." "Why's it pointing at the... ..light?" "Oh, my God!" "It's turning out the lights!" "Quickly!" "I can't find the lock!" "Sally, hurry up!" "They're getting faster, Sally, come on!" "It won't turn!" "Sally!" "This is security protocol 712." "This time capsule has detected the presence of an authorised control disc, valid one journey." "Please insert the disc and prepare for departure." "Looks like a DVD player." "There's a slot." "They're trying to get in!" "Well, hurry up!" "(Sally) What's happening?" "Oh, my God!" "It's leaving us behind!" "Doctor, no, you can't!" "THEY SCREAM" "Doctor!" "Look at them." "Quick, look at them!" "I don't think we need to." "He tricked them, The Doctor tricked them." "They're looking at each other." "They're never going to move again." "(Larry) Can you mind the shop?" "I'm just nipping next door for some milk." "Yeah, no worries." "What's this?" "Nothing." "Oh, Sally!" "Can't you let it go?" "Of course I can't let it go!" "It's over." "How did the Doctor know where to write the words on the wall?" "How could he get the transcript?" "Where did he get all that information from?" "Look, some things you never find out." "And that's OK." "No, it isn't." "Ever think this might be getting in the way of...other things?" "We just run a shop together." "That's all it is, just a shop." "Anyway... ..milk." "Back in a mo." "Doctor!" "Doctor!" "Doctor!" "Hello!" "Sorry, bit of a rush, there's a sort of thing happening, fairly important we stop it." "My God, it's you, it really is you." "Oh, you don't remember me, do you?" "We don't have time for this!" "Migration's started!" "Look, sorry, I've got a bit of a complex life." "Things don't always happen to me in order." "Gets confusing, especially weddings, I'm rubbish at weddings, especially my own." "Oh, my God!" "Of course, you're a time traveller." "It hasn't happened yet!" "None of it, it's still in your future!" "What?" "Doctor!" "20 minutes to red hatching!" "It was me." "Oh, for God's sake, it was me all along." "You got it all from me!" "Got what?" "OK." "Listen." "One day you're going to get stuck in 1969." "Make sure you've got this with you." "You're going to need it." "Doctor!" "Yeah, listen, got to dash...things happening." "Well, four things." "Well, four things and a lizard." "OK." "No worries, on you go." "See you around, some day." "What was your name?" "Sally Sparrow." "Good to meet you, Sally Sparrow." "Goodbye, Doctor." "Don't blink!" "Blink and you're dead!" "Don't turn your back." "Don't look away." "And don't blink!" "Good luck!" "We're going to the end of the universe." "The call came from across the stars." "Over and over again, come to Utopia." "Doctor." "Captain." "It's the Futurekind." "Utopia is?" "The last of the humans scattered across the night." "Humans are coming." "Not even the Time Lords came this far." "We should leave." "Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd" | {
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"?" "?" "?" "?" "To the commander of the Second Army." "Your appointment replacing General Patain is long overdue." "Congratulations, General Nivelle." "Discretion, Mangin, discretion." "The good general will be joining us." "The problem with the good general is that he has a conscience." " Greetings, Patain." " Mangin." "Nivelle." "You're cheerful today." "We are at war." "War raises a soldier's spirits." "Does it?" "What would give you happiness, General?" "The safe return of our men and an end to this madness." "We are going to retake Fort Douaumont." "We attack here." "The north side." "We attacked the north side three weeks ago." " What is the purpose of the new attack?" " Purpose?" "The men will be rushing into machine guns and artillery uphill." "One would hope that you have a purpose in mind." "Sirs, Commander in Chief Joffre." "At ease, gentlemen." "I haven't much time." "I'm expected at the ballet." "Politicians, you understand." "The reason I'm here is to discuss the problem with our communication network." " General Joffre..." " Don't protest, General!" "Your telephone lines have been destroyed by German shells and your couriers are infiltrated with German spies." "I have dealt with the problem, General." " New couriers." "Belgians." " Belgians." "They are an inferior lot." "Can you depend on them?" "Why don't we see what they can do?" "I'd like to send someone with an order to attack Fort Douaumont." "Fort Douaumont." "An attack on the north side." "I've no objection." "I will await the results." "Monsieur "Marechal."" "Yes, General?" "You can't authorize another attack from this position." "I just have." "Just like that?" "An attack of this magnitude must be planned to the last detail." "This is not a recommendation." "I insist upon it." " You insist?" " I expect your support, General." "Thank you, General." "I'll start the artillery barrage immediately." "Dispatch to the front, Major." "Give it to one of the new Belgian couriers." "You were chosen to replace Patain because you're not reluctant to attack." "Don't let me down, Nivelle." "Succeed at all cost." "?" "Who's the fastest of the Belgians?" "The new one." "Him." "Rides like the wind." "Corporal." "Watch where you're going." "Where's Colonel Barc?" "In the bunker." "Yes, Major, that's right." "Not in a week." "Not in two weeks." "Tonight or tomorrow." "My men need new boots." "At ease, Corporal." "From Second Army command, sir." "Oh, no." "No." "Come on, come on." "Damn it, answer!" "The telephone line to the trenches is down." " Are you a fast runner, Corporal?" " Yes, sir." "What's happening, sir?" "The guns you hear are ours." "The attack must begin when those guns stop firing or the enemy will have time to recover." "If the enemy has time to recover, they will slaughter my men." " Do you understand me?" " Yes, sir." "Report to Major Gaston." "You've got to get there before the artillery stops." "Major Gaston, from Colonel Barc, sir." "Mother of God." "Not again." "The guns have stopped." "We should attack at once!" "My wife's name is Nicole." "She lives in Marseille." "This is her picture." "The address is there." "Take this to her." "Hold on." "I can't take..." "How many?" "Approximately 600 confirmed dead." "Take this back to headquarters." "That figure will go up." "Welcome to Verdun, Corporal." "?" " Report from Sector 4, sir." " Good." "You're dirty." "Clean up and get downstairs." "You'll miss your supper." "...so the patient says, "I don't know who you are, or where you came from," ""but you've done me a power of good."" " Very good, sir." " Yes, indeed, General." "The report from the Sector 4, sir." "How much ground was gained?" "None, sir." "What's that, Major?" " I thought you said none." " I did, sir." "Tell Colonel Barc to have himself in my office at 6:00 a.m." " That will be all, Major." " Yes, sir." "How many men did you lose?" "Obviously not enough." "Leaving, General?" "The main course hasn't arrived." "I've had enough." "I'm expecting you later, General." "I'd like your contribution." " So, I hear you went to the front." " Yeah." " Not so nice, is it?" " No." "This is an ugly war." "Ugly is not the word for it." "Truth is, I still can't figure out what this war is about." "Nobody knows what it's about." "It's simple." "The Germans invaded Belgium, your homeland." "So they could invade France, your homeland." " What about Russia?" " Don't forget Britain." "They're on our side." "Look." "France is on the left." "Russia is on the right." "The sausage is Germany, okay?" "Now, this is Austria." "The potato is Belgium and the beer is Britain." "And here, we have Serbia." "Now, when the archduke of Austria is assassinated in Serbia," "Austria threatens to invade Serbia." "What about Germany?" "Germany, as an ally of Austria, declares war on Russia, an ally of Serbia." "But we're fighting in France." "Yes, indeed we are." "France declares war to Germany and Austria, because of their alliance with Russia." "What about Belgium?" "Belgium." "When Germany went to attack France," "Belgium was on the way." "And Britain didn't like that, so they joined against Germany and Austria." "Right." "So, we're fighting to protect Serbia." "A tiny country no one's ever heard of." "That's what this war is all about?" "Dear Ned, Interested to hear of your struggles against the Turks and Germans In the Middle East." "I'm in a place Called Verdun." "This trench warfare is hell." "The men either run straight Into machine-gun fire or wait for the next artillery barrage to drop on them." "They're like animals being led to slaughter." "And I can't understand." "I can't understand why." "Stop it!" "They didn't get it out." "It's still in there." " It is not still in there." " I can feel it." " You have to operate again." " Private, control yourself." " Restrain him." " No, no, no!" "Stop!" " He's a danger to himself and others." " No, he's not." "Let me talk to him." "Let him go." "How are you, Remy?" "Could be better, my friend." " I've got a present." " Yes?" "These are German." "How did you?" "One of the prisoners." "I traded some chocolate." "You're a genius." "Did the surgeon really leave it in?" "Remy?" "Remy?" "No." "They got it out." "I don't want to go back to the trenches." "They'll send me back if I feel well." "So, I'm not going to feel well." " I'm not going!" " Remy, listen to me." "You have to let it heal." "If you make it worse, they'll find out." "You'll end up in front of a firing squad." "I fought." "They said, "Charge," and I charged!" "I know." "Remy, you have to pull yourself together, okay?" "Okay." "I'm all right." "I have to go now." "I'll come back as soon as I get a chance." "I need a courier to pick up an ammunition order." "?" " I'm here for the ammunition order." " Be a couple of minutes." "You like a little rub-down, don't you, my darling?" "Yes, that feels better." "You want a little bit more?" "There." "That's beautiful." "That's better." "I'm Corporal Henri Defense." "I'm Sergeant Jean DeMille from Garonne." "You're Belgian, huh?" "It's all right." "I won't hold it against you." "Glad to make your acquaintance." "Do you know anything about guns?" "Every healthy young man loves guns." "Hey, come on." " Wow." " Yeah." "The rail-mounted 320-millimeter howitzer." "Fires a 100-pound shell." "It can reduce your average German infantrymen to a quivering pile of minced Wiener schnitzel in half a second." "But it's nothing compared to the big one." "The what?" " The big one?" " Yeah." "Big Bertha." "Who's Big Bertha?" "Not who, what." "The Krupp howitzer." "She's German." "Meanest cannon ever made." "Takes over 100 men to load and fire it." "And she fires a 2,000-pound shell." " 2,000 pounds?" " Yup." "Enough TNT to blow this place to the moon." "Here you go, Corporal." "Do the Germans have Big Berthas here?" "No, no, no, no." "But they might some day and then..." "See you later, Sergeant." "?" "Hi, Rocco, Alex." "As I was saying, we have a specific need for a man who speak German." "Do any of you speak German?" "I thought Belgians had a reputation for language skills." "I repeat." "Do any of you speak German?" "I speak German, sir." " It's Corporal Defense, isn't it?" " Yes, sir." "Be in my office in two hours." "Why did you tell him you speak German?" "Because he asked, and because I do." "Why, what's the problem?" "They just need an interpreter." "You've got a lot to learn, my young friend." "That's enough." "You weren't boasting, Corporal." "Your accent is excellent." "Thanks." "It's noble for you to volunteer for this." "French Army would be indebted to you." "Indeed, entire French people will be indebted to you." " Are you sure you want to do this?" " I guess so." "What is it you want me to do, anyway?" "They're 150 meters across." "Stay low, don't be seen." "Find the command bunker and listen for anything about troop movements or attacks." "Right." "Corporal?" "One other thing." "Germans don't take spies alive." "Help, please." "I'm shot in the legs and stomach." "I can't walk." "How long have you been here?" "Yesterday." "I had a visitor." "But I took care of him." " I'll get you help." " Don't leave me." "I'll be back." "I promise." "What the hell is he doing?" "Okay, let's go." "How did it go?" "The Germans are bringing up artillery, sir." "I don't need a spy to tell me that, Corporal." "Better listen to him, Colonel." "They're bringing up two Big Berthas." "What?" "Come with me, right now." "?" " Are you certain of what you heard?" " Yes." " No exaggeration." " No!" "I mean, no, sir." "He repeated the same story three times." "Why would he lie?" "I didn't say he lied." "I asked if he exaggerated." "Corporal Defense, you are a Belgian?" "Yes, sir." "And you were recruited for this mission when?" " Yesterday." " I recruited him, sir." "I'm not talking to you, Colonel." "You realize that traitors are shot, Corporal." "Yes, sir." "It's ridiculous." "It's clear he's telling the truth." "I'm ordering a new attack." "You don't mean that." "Yes, General Patain." "I do." "You're not even going to investigate this?" "Two big howitzers, out of the blue." "Why would the Germans do it?" "Why now?" "It is unconceivable." "I'm not going to waste my time." "General, with all due respect..." "With all due respect to you, Colonel, I'm ordering you to return to the front and prepare for an attack on Fort Douaumont." "I am sick of your whining." "That will be all." "And get a haircut!" "You will excuse me." "I have a breakfast engagement." "You may not have time to verify the boy's report, but I do." "If those guns are there and the men attack, they will be cut to ribbons in five minutes." "You can put that in your report, General." "Troops are going back to the front." "Remy!" "Remy!" "Remy!" "Hello, Indy." "Off to the front again." "About the other day at the hospital, thank you." " What for?" " Cigarettes." " What's going on?" " I don't know." "Something is up." "All the well men got orders." "I have to go." "Take care of yourself, Remy." "The pictures are clear." "These are Krupp howitzers, 2,000-pound shells." "That will be all, Major." "Aerial reconnaissance is my province, General." "I can order air reconnaissance when I think it necessary." "In this case I thought it was." " I believe new orders are needed." " For what?" "To cancel the attack, of course." "You are going to cancel the attack?" "We've already begun our bombardment." "What?" "Call it off." "Cancel the attack." "I have orders to attack." "Nivelle, with those guns there, our men have no chance of success." "The casualties will be 90%%%." "If you let this attack go knowing those guns are there, you are committing murder." "You do it then!" "You call off the attack." "Send in Major Marat." " Take this to the front, immediately." " Yes, sir." "Greetings." "How have you been?" "I'll be much better when we retake Fort Douaumont." "What's that?" "It sounds like the shelling stopped." "It sounds like the shelling stopped, Nivelle." "Yes, it did, sir." " It's not time for the attack yet." " No, sir." "Then why aren't the gunners firing?" "The attack must be supported by artillery." "Yes, I understand that." "The reason why is because I ordered them to stop." "I also ordered the attack to be cancelled." "You did what?" "I cancelled the attack." "Nivelle, you're the commander of the Second Army." "Did you agree to this?" "I..." "Well, yes." "Your office, now." "I'm not interested in excuses, Nivelle." "I ordered an attack, I want an attack." "Get me Colonel Barc." "?" " Colonel Barc." " This is General Joffre." "I order you to resume the attack." " I won't, sir." " What?" "I won't because I can't." "I'm the Commander in Chief of the army." "I'm giving you a direct order." "And I'm staring at an order canceling the attack." "A written order, signed by General Patain." "A written order can be changed only by another written order." "If you really are commander In chief, you'll understand, because you wrote that regulation." "I want you to prepare for an attack." "A written countermand signed by me will be arriving immediately." "Take these to Major Gaston." "Tell him not to prepare for an attack, but wait until I give further orders." "Thank you, sir." "Take these to Sector 4 as fast as you can." "They've ordered the attack to continue." "But the big guns." "They can't." "Unfortunately, Corporal, they damn well can." "I don't care about your reconnaissance, General." "What possible military objective will be gained by this?" "There are bigger issues than this attack involved." "You could hardly understand." "Fort Douaumont is a symbol of national pride." "The public was shaken when the enemy captured it." "When the public is shaken, the politicians have a problem." "When the politicians have a problem, I have a problem." "Is that clear enough for you?" "It's all too clear, General." "Any orders from command arrive?" "Not yet." "I can't believe you actually did that." "You could've ended up in front of a firing squad." "They'll never figure it out." "But still, you lost your courier's job." "And you put yourself back in the mud." "You're crazy." "Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time." "A few men got to live another day." "You were living in a Château, warm, dry, close to so much good food, close to so many beautiful women in the village." "Not in that village." "No, the real women are in Paris, Remy." "Paris, don't talk about it." "What wouldn't I give to be in Paris now?" " Well, we may be there soon." " Don't be stupid." "No, I mean it." "I just got a letter from a friend of my father's, and he may be able to get us a furlough to Paris." "I believe that..." "I believe that when I'll have a beautiful, soft, blond little mademoiselle on my lap" "and two more on each arm." "Indy, you're a genius." "I still don't understand how we did that." "My father's old classmate is a professor at the Sorbonne, and a personal friend of the Minister of War." "So, I guess he pulled a few strings." "Brilliant!" "Brilliant, with a catch." "He also has a message for me from my father." "That can't be too difficult to deal with." "It's the first contact I've had with him since I left." "All right." "Tell him to tell your father you're sorry and then vive le sport." "?" "Oh, no." "No." "Remy, look at them." "I'm in love." "Take it easy, Romeo." "We've got two whole weeks." "So many girls, so little time." "Finally your time has come, young maestro." "I know the best brothels in Paris." "Maybe it's lucky you waited so long." "Taxi!" "Taxi!" " 16, Rue du Sapin." " No, no, no." "Rue de Seine." "Come on, Indy." "You'll enjoy your father's dear friend so much more after you've had a nice, plump, beautiful woman." "Remy, I told you, they're expecting me." "I'm already four hours late." "Besides, my father asked Professor Levi to ask me to stay with him when I got to Paris." "My father, he just wants to know if I'm all right." "It's his way of communicating." "Asking a friend to check up on you isn't exactly communicating with you." "I'll get out of it." "I'll think of something." "Let them know I'm all right, then figure a way to leave." "That's the right idea." "I'll keep the girls warmed up and waiting for you." "Rue de Seine." "Okay, Remy, I'll talk my way out of this and meet you tomorrow." "We'll meet at Restaurant Chaudou at 6:00." "Your father writes," ""When he has his next leave, he will surely go to Paris." ""As a cultural center it is too good to miss."" "And he continues, "War is a fool's game." ""If he hasn't already figured this out, have faith that he soon will." ""Any help you may give him in extracting himself from his obligations" ""will be greatly appreciated by me." ""You may inform him that I greatly encourage him" ""to renew his educational pursuits at the university of his choice." ""He needs no longer concern himself about my view in this matter."" "I don't have to go to Princeton?" ""Thank you, my dear friend, for your kindness" ""in helping with this most difficult personal conflict." ""With great appreciation."" "What reply shall I pass on to him?" "Well, I am surprised that he gave up on Princeton." "I am grateful for his concern, and I'm fully aware of the insanities of war, but I cannot abandon my duties here." " I'm sorry, I..." " I'm sure he will be, too." "I'm sure he will be relieved to know you are so healthy." " I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." " Don't worry." "I get it." "It's all right." " I really am sorry." " It's all right." "Please." "In any case, we have such a marvelous week planned for you." "Tomorrow, a marvelous lecture at the Ministry of Science." "And then a tea, filled with all sorts of exciting, marvelous people, including the Minister of Agriculture." "It sounds just marvelous." "But I must tell you, the truth of it is, I've been given a special assignment." "And I have to stay with a Belgian corporal with whom I'll be working." "I'll try to spend as much time with you as I can, but unfortunately, I'll have to spend most of my time studying the ins and outs of this assignment." "Henri, what a shame." "We were so looking forward to your staying with us." "I'm afraid I've been told to barrack near the flea market." "And we were so wanting to show you our Paris." "Well, my dear, it is wartime, you know." "But at least you will do us the honor of accompanying us this evening to a special gathering." "It's a birthday party." "For the Undersecretary to the Minister of War." " He'll be 65." " Extraordinary, that he is 65." "He doesn't look a day over 60." "He bikes every day." "Oh, Henri, you simply must come." "Permit us to tell your father we spent at least one evening with you." "They always have a wonderful tropical fruit punch." "Well, it sounds just swell." "Of course, I'd love to join you." "Of course, it's difficult to get fruit at this time of year, any kind of fruit." "Yes, and especially now." "Yes, there is a war." "Don't you agree?" "Yes, there is a war." "But you can still get lovely things at the south end of Rue des Saints-Pares." " Well, we can't expect..." " Who's that woman over there?" "My darling." "That, my dear Henri, is the infamous Mata Hari." "She is a scandalous so-called "performer."" "She's an artistic dancer, my love." "Dancer, my eye." "She prances around, taking off her clothes." "I hardly call that artistic." "In some sophisticated circles, her art..." "Have you ever seen her dance, my boy?" "She's quite impressive." "No, but I've seen her picture on postcards." "She's much more beautiful in person." "Young man," "I strongly advise you against getting involved with women like that." "Wherever soldiers go, women like that seem to follow." "Your Excellency." "Here you are." "Happy birthday." "May I present our young friend, Henri Defense, just returned from the front." "A Belgian patriot of American origins." "How do you do, sir?" "A great pleasure, Corporal Defense." "May I introduce my dear friend, Madame Mata Hari." " My pleasure, Madam." " And mine." "I don't know if I like museums very much." "I mean, there's just so long I can stay looking at a picture." "I marvel at people who stand looking at a canvas for hours." "As though they're finding some new bit of truth." "I don't know." "There are some pieces I could look at for days." "Only because they're scantily clad and reveal some tantalizing bit of anatomy." " Have you been to the Louvre, yet?" " Many times." "Remarkable." " I'll see you later." " Goodbye, my darling." "Oh, it's you." "Reading a book at a party?" "Oh, no, I've..." "Go on, read me something." " It's in Greek." " Read it to me." "First in Greek, then in English." "The goddess Artemis stood under the archways, the moonlight shining above her." "It loses a little something in the translation." "And how do I know that's what it says?" "You could be lying to me." " Why would I do that?" " To impress me." "How am I doing?" "A young, handsome man with no brass nor braids seems slightly out of place here." "No more than the goddess Diana, walking among the mortals." "I've seen the palace dancers of raj in Punjab, and they don't compare to your extraordinary gift." "You've seen me dance?" "Of course." "I was captivated." "I'm flattered." "Which dance did you see?" "Oh, the one with the veils." " The veils?" " It was something like veils." "Anyway, I was captivated." "You look hungry." " Have you eaten?" " No, not really." "They have a most extraordinary chef at my hotel." "He makes a soufflé(c), it's as light and sweet as your flattery." "Will you join me for dinner?" "I insist." "What about your Undersecretary to the Minister of War?" "Yes, well, I must go off from here with my friends to another engagement." "But I'll see you back at my hotel at, say, 11:00?" "All right." "Swell." "Perhaps I'll have something Greek there for you to read." " Or French." " Perhaps." "Okay." "I mean, swell." "?" "Henri Defense for Madame Hari." "Yes, you're her nephew, I believe." "One moment, Mr. Defense." "Yes, yes." "Madame telephoned to say you were coming and has instructed us to have you wait in her room." "Front, please escort Monsieur Defense to Suite 24." "Please." "Who was that?" "Monsieur Henri Defense, nephew to Madame Mata Hari." "Oh, dear!" "Are you all right?" " I'm all right, I guess." " Did you hit your head?" " What happened?" " You fell." "I don't remember." "I had such a wonderful time last night." "Really?" "I hope you forgive me." "I didn't mean to make you wait so long." "Yeah, well, I made the best of it." "I suppose it's too late for dinner." " Are you still hungry?" " Yeah, I guess." " Actually I'm starving." " Good." "We'll have breakfast together." "Wait a moment." "So I danced in the deserted temple, naked in the moonlight," "intoxicated by the smell of exotic spices that fill the warm night air" "till I stumbled." "And I found myself sprawled in front of the master, Yogi Bujum." "He seemed to be so furious that he was unable to speak." "He dragged me by the hair to the holy residence, where I was sure I was going to be beaten and most likely expelled." " Why didn't you run away?" " He was my teacher." "And I was very young." "His power over me was very, very strong." " Well?" " Well, what?" "What happened?" "He threw me onto the floor and proceeded to take his clothes off." "I was mortified." "I ran away and never returned." "Later I heard he quit the order and went to work making moving pictures in Singapore." "When I was fighting in the Mexican revolution, there was a Japanese cameraman there from Singapore." "Maybe that was him." "It seems men always take advantage of women." "Why is that?" "I can certainly see why it is with you." "You are truly beautiful." "Thank you." "But, so often, men are old, vulgar" "and unattractive, then it can be so distasteful." "On the other hand, men can be young, attractive, charming." "And can be..." "What?" "Can make it very difficult to say no." "And what would make it impossible to say no?" "A certain feeling of touch." "Like this?" "That's the touch." "Well?" " I..." " What?" "This." "You mean this?" "That, yes." "Your youth is so intoxicating." " You're making fun of me." " No, believe me." "I don't." "What matters is how you feel to me." "Because our lives are full of possibilities so untouched by..." "I mean, you don't seem to have been brutalized by all this horrible fighting." "It's a slaughter." "We've had so many killed." "The Germans don't know how weak our lines are." "A smart boy like you should transfer to Africa." "I hear that the war is much safer there." "I think it's much safer right here, in your bed." "Only for you, I think." "I hope you will remember me." "Remember you?" "I want to be with you." "Look at you, talk with you, hold you." "Do that." "Make the war go away." "I can do that." "Come now." "Take me out." "I want to walk in Paris with you." "?" " War seems like a lifetime ago." " Well, that's good." "I wonder if any of my friends were killed since I've been away." "What a horrible thought." "You must push all of that from your mind." "Imagine that the war doesn't exist." "But what good would that do?" "That's a lie." "What's true is what's happening now, on this park bench between us." "For all we know, the war could've ended and we just haven't heard about it." "What is it?" "Is something the matter?" "No, nothing." "I..." "I'm feeling wonderful." "Is that all?" "It's difficult to put into words." "Tell me." "Tell me you love me." "Okay, I love you." "Love you, too." "War isn't everywhere." "There is still beauty in this world." "Come, I'll show you." "Here people are striving to create, not destroy." "I love that." "Not death and destruction, but beauty." "No darkness." "I would love to do something like this, to create something people will remember, look at and talk about." "That's why I dance." "To make a little something for love." "I love life." "Do you think they love each other?" "I don't know." "I think everyone here loves one another." "How do you know for certain?" "Because this is a life class, and that's what a life class is for." "I do love you." "Stay with me this evening." "Time passes so quickly with you." "I want to stay." "I want to, believe me." "But I must attend this little dinner party this evening." " After dinner then?" " After dinner, definitely." "Hey, don't look so sad." "It's not so long." "I'll miss you." " Remy." " Hey, where have you been?" "Sorry, I got here as quickly as I could." "Indy, this is Genevieve." "This is Colette." "This is my great friend, Indy." "One small cup of soup, please." "So, you weren't able to get away from your father's boring friends?" "Things made it more difficult for me to get away than I first thought." "You must sidestep these obligations of yours." "Life is passing you by." "Looks like it hit you in the face." "I was dancing on the piano." "On top of the piano?" "Yes, but it didn't last." "You took away our beautiful music." "You bad..." "Sounds like the hallmark of a pretty grand party." "You've got to get away." "I'm trying, but it's not gonna be easy." "Besides, I'm having a pretty good time." "Good time doing what?" "Shopping, I guess." "Watching the boats down by the river." "Feeding the birds." "Boy, what has happened to you since yesterday?" "You're having a great time feeding the birds?" "He's fallen in love." " No, no, I..." " Look in his eyes." "I've seen that look many times." "That glow." "You fell in love again?" "No, not exactly." "I mean, it's not like it was with Vicky." "I'm not really in love." "He's in heat." "Who is she?" "What is she like?" "She's incredible." "They all are." "What else?" "Incredible is enough for the moment." "Too bad that moment doesn't last." "Hope I'm not late." "Hello?" "Hello?" ""For Mata Hari, my gorgeous one." ""With all my love, Count Von Klaus."" "Oh, Indy, darling, I lost all track of time." "I hope you forgive me." "It's dawn." "Where in blazes have you been?" "I'm sorry." "But it was simply dreadful." "A horrible evening and I couldn't get away." "You said 11:00." "It's now 6:00 in the morning!" "Indy, please don't be angry with me." "I'm so tired." "Who were you with?" "That is none of your business." "We've known each other 48 hours." "I hardly think that entitles you to come in here and try to take over my life." "You're taking over my life!" "I've been hanging around here for eight hours waiting for you." "Then let's not waste more time arguing." "Come on, don't be a bully." "Come here and forgive me." "I'm not being a bully." "You're cute when you're angry." "Don't say that." "Puppies are cute." "What should I say then?" "How can you ask me to spend the night with you and then you go off and spend the night with someone else?" "You can't expect me to drop everything for you." "Don't you see how unreasonable that is?" "I'm being unreasonable?" "I had such an unpleasant night." "You know I wanted to be with you." "The only way I got through the evening was knowing, at the end of it, I would see you." "Now you're spoiling it." "Don't be this way." "Don't be mean." "I'm not." "I..." "Not what?" "I don't remember." "Henri." " I need your help today." " How?" "I've been forced to move out of my country house." "Such a dreadful, depressing ordeal." "And I'll have to put all my things in storage." "Oh, my dashing young corporal, won't you help a damsel in distress?" "How can anyone say no to you?" "Some manage." "?" "You'll love my house." "It's so charming." "Why are you giving it up then?" "I couldn't afford it now." "It's far too expensive to maintain." " This place is gorgeous." " Oh, yes." "But, you know, it's too big for me now and I don't need it any longer." "He might seem a little distant at first, maybe severe." "No, intimidating." "I guess people find my father intimidating." "But we're actually quite close." "You're lucky." "My father and I never really understood each other." " She looks just like you." " Perhaps because it is me." "I thought you grew up in Java." "I couldn't have said that." "Somehow you must've got the wrong impression." ""Marguerite." You changed your name." "I've changed a lot." "Never understood why people change their names." "Is Henri Defense your real name?" "Not exactly." "When I lived in Java, they called me Mata Hari." "It means, "Eye of the day,"" "and, in my mind, it suited me more than Marguerite." "Marguerite is the name of someone who would lead a quiet, ordinary life in Holland." "But Mata Hari..." "Mata Hari is the name of someone who would travel the world and have royalty sit at her feet." " You're a very nosy young man." " You have a lot of friends." "Oh, these." "These are the friends of my past." "And you're the friend of my present." " Your only friend?" " A special friend." "This moment, you're the most important person in my life." "How long is this moment going to last?" "I don't know." "I'm a dancer, not a fortuneteller." " Are these your costumes?" " Yes." "Doesn't look like it covers much." "You never really did see me dance, did you?" " Actually, no." " I didn't think so." "Look through the box under the window for some records." "Put one on." "Indy, dear, can you make sure the movers get all the things in the other bedroom, too?" " I have to run." " Why?" "Where are you going?" " I have a couple of errands." " Where?" "With who?" "Won't be long, my love." "I'll meet you back at the hotel." "Don't forget." "I'm taking you to a wonderful little café(c) tonight." ""Something has come up." "Sorry but I hope to see you later." Great." "Yes, I was wondering if you could tell me where La Femme is." "Come along, my darling." " That was a wonderful dinner." " I'm glad you enjoyed it." "It was one of my special recipes." "Did you hear the latest on Daniela Jeanne-Claude?" "I couldn't believe it." "Why, it's ridiculous!" "Too much cognac, my dear." "No." "What was that?" "Well, it sounded like a little dog." "I guess it was nothing." "Certainly nothing that will disturb us." "Come here." "Who the hell are you?" "Hey, what's going on?" " You're under arrest." " What?" "?" "Corporal Defense." "That's a strange name." " You're American, are you not?" " Yes, sir, I am." "You also go by the name of Henry Jones, Jr.?" "Yes, I do." " And also Indiana Jones?" " Yes, sir." "That's a very odd name." "Why aren't you using your real name?" " What are you hiding?" " Nothing." "It says here that you're a Belgian." "Did you lie about that?" "Do you realize how much trouble you're in?" "I guess not." "Would it surprise you that I suspect you of being a spy?" "Your record shows that you're 22 years of age, is that true?" "You seem a very young 22." "The rigors of war must agree with you." "In the past few days it seems you've been spending a lot of time with a woman called Mata Hari." "Is that not true?" "I said, "Is that not true?"" "Speak up, Corporal Defense." "This is a serious situation you're in." "Have you been spending a lot of time with this dancer, Mata Hari?" " Yes, I have." " Have you discussed with her" " any details of your actions at the front?" " No!" "Did you tell her anything about our troops' strength?" "No!" "Has she discussed with you any of her knowledge of military operations?" " No." " Has she asked you to do any favors?" "No." "When in her company, have you noticed any correspondence?" "Hey, what is all this anyway?" "I'm not at liberty to say." "My advice to you, young man, is to stay away from this dancer friend of yours." "Forgive me, sir, but I really don't think it's your place to tell me who I can and cannot see." "Take him away." "Corporal Jones, your leave has been cancelled." "You have exactly 24 hours to get back to your unit." " What?" "You can't cancel my leave." " We just did." "And if you're not careful, your situation could get much worse." "You're dismissed." "Where have you been?" "When I came back here, you were gone." "I was worried about you." "Were you afraid that something happened to me, or that I was with somebody else?" " Were you with somebody else?" " I was in jail!" "They said I was a spy." "I thought I was gonna face a firing squad." "What?" "How did this all happen?" "I was taken in and questioned." " By whom?" " The police." "They think you're a spy for the Germans." "That's ridiculous." "Where do they get these absurd ideas?" "Maybe because you're sleeping with the Minister of War, for a start." "How dare you?" " You've been following me." " Yeah, well, I'm not the only one." " Police have been watching you, too." " Oh, please, I know that." "Their thinking that I'm a spy is perfectly ridiculous." "This is serious." "You're in a lot of danger." "I have too many Prince Charmings in high places for anything to come of it." "It's precisely because you have so many friends in high places that something will come of it." "I could be a spy if I wanted." "But I'm not." "I make more money dancing." "I can't believe you kissed that old goat." "How could you say you love me and not trust me?" "You've been lying to me." "You don't love me." "You've just been using me for your own vanity." "When you said you loved me, was that true?" "I mean, really true from your heart." "No, not exactly." "So, you've been lying to me." "And that's all right for you, not for me?" "Then why did you tell me if it wasn't true?" "Because it's what you wanted to hear." "And it's not as if I don't care about you." "I do." "What you care about is the pleasure I give you." "I'm so much older than you." "I've had so many lovers." "What would be the point of telling you this?" "I like you, and I don't want to make you unhappy." "If you wanted it to be so wonderful why couldn't you have waited till after I'd gone to sleep with him?" "I never promised you anything." "You haven't any claim on my fidelity or my life when we're not together." " I thought what we had was special." " Yeah, it was special." "Until you destroyed it by following me!" "You left me here to rot while you went and had a rendezvous with the Minister of War, who's married!" " Just an old friend." " Yeah, very old and very rich." "He's not that old." "Yeah, but I guess it pays the rent, right?" "I will not be judged by a jealous little child." "Your life is a lie." "An exotic dancer from Java." "You're nothing but a prostitute." "You're nothing but a sad little boy, masquerading as a man." "Your life is filled with deceptions, little boy." "You're playing soldier." "You're playing lover, you're playing the self-respecting, jealous husband." "But you're just playing." "You're too young to know what you're doing, and, at the end, you're just a sad little fool." "They're sending me back to the front in the morning." " I'm sorry." " I'm sorry, too." "Why don't we just allow ourselves our illusions?" "Life is a little bit easier if we don't always look at the hard truth." "?" | {
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"Hey." "You...." "You selling?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Okay." "That's cool." "I'm just saying, you know, if you were selling I could maybe do with a teenth." "You're kidding, right?" "Dude, I so smell bacon." "What?" "What are you talking about?" "Oh, gee, I don't know." "How about over there." "That brown van." "That's yours, right?" "What brown van?" "Parked all inconspicuous." "It's a cop van." "Yeah, another one right over there." ""Duke City Flowers"?" "Come on." "Can't you at least be original?" "Dude, I just wanna get high." "A flower van." "You know what you should do is a garbage truck." "Seriously, and I don't mean to disrespect but if you put cops in the back of a garbage truck there's no way I'm seriously thinking that there's cops in the back of a garbage truck." "It's a freebie, yo." "Just think about it." "Think about it, boys." "All right." "I'm hitting it." "You dudes give up that easy?" "I'm not a cop." "Then lift your shirt." "Show me you're not wearing a wire." "All right, you know what?" "Just to show you you're being an asshole." "I'm blinded by white." "Douchebag." "Come on." "I was joking." "Come on." "Don't walk away angry." "Sit down." "Come on." "I mean, what are you complaining about?" "You got abs, man." "Kind of." "Whatever, dude." "I'm not even sure I wanna buy anymore." "I think you turned me off to the whole thing." "Come on." "Don't be like that." "I just need you to prove it, you know?" "Prove you're not a cop." "How the hell am I supposed to do that?" "I don't know." "Hey, I got it." "Go over there and punch that dude right in the face." "Which dude?" "That dude?" "Yeah." "No way." "He'd kick my ass." "True that." "This is so hard, you know?" "Yeah." "I know." "It's simple." "If you ask a cop if he's a cop, he's, like, obligated to tell you." "It's in the Constitution." "Constitution of America?" "So go ahead and ask." "You a cop?" "No, no." "Not like that." "Ask it, like, official." "Are you a police officer?" "No, I am not a police officer." "Okay, then." "Hundred and seventy-five for a teenth." "The price is the price, yo." "All right." "There you go." "Enjoy." "Thanks, man." "Albuquerque Police!" "You're under arrest!" "Get on the ground!" "Get on your stomach now!" "On your stomach!" "Get on the ground!" "Hold it right there." "Don't move." "Stay down." "I had a good job until my boss accused me of stealing." "I'd better call Saul!" "I was out partying, minding my own business...." "You are under arrest." "I'd better call Saul!" "Hi, I'm Saul Goodman." "Did you know that you have rights?" "The Constitution says you do." "And so do I." "I believe that until proven guilty every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent." "And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque." "Better call Saul." "Saul Goodman, attorney at law, 505-164-CALL." "That's 505-164-CALL." "I really need to get some furniture." "I suggest you start with a bed." "God, I wish we could smoke in here." "Well, you can't." "Yeah, no." "I know." "I'm just saying." "Don't think I can't smell that weed." "You better seriously hope that airs out." "My dad will keep your security deposit." "He has a nose like a damn bloodhound." "Yeah?" "Has he ever caught you?" "Yeah." "Many times." "Well, listen." "Since I already lost my deposit and all maybe we should light up." "No, thanks." "You sure?" "Well, is it cool if I burn one?" "Maybe you'll change your mind." "Do what you wanna do, I guess." "Hey." "What'd I say?" "Nothing." "I just have to go is all." "What's this?" "My 18-month chip." "I'm in recovery." "And, you know, pot is like stepping stones." "Recovery?" "That's cool." "Right on." "I respect that." "You know, I don't really burn much anymore." "It's just a sometime thing." "But no more, like, in the house." "So you wanna go grab some dinner?" "I could really go for some Chinese." "No, I better hit it." "We...." "We cool?" "Your satellite is on, by the way." "That screen is badass." "I just think it's asking a lot." "He knows it." "He's done nothing but apologise." "Is this gonna be every weekend now?" "No." "It's just the end of the quarter." "You remember how that was." "But I am earning double time, so there's a bright side." "So when the laziest boy in the world wakes up tell him he better wash those sneakers." "And I said bye." "And tell him to let them air-dry this time." "I don't want him banging the hell out of my dryer." "What?" "What, you don't even get casual Saturday?" "I mean...." "No, it's just you...." "You look nice is all." "It's work, Walt." "And everybody is gonna be there." "Okay." "Okay." "Maybe we'll order a pizza tonight?" "Okay." "Bye." "Bye." "Hi." "You've reached Walt, Skyler and Walter, Jr." "Please leave a message, and we'll get back to you." "Skyler?" "Are you there?" "I don't know what to do." "I...." "I need to talk to you." "I...." "Hey, Marie." "It's me." "What's up?" "Yesterday I got home and found him." "He didn't even tell me he was coming." "A man was killed?" "A Federale, right in front of him." "Three agents wounded, one lost his leg." "It's like what you hear about from Iraq or something." "The leds." "Oh, Jesus." "I had to hear about it from Steve Gomez." "Hank talked to his ASAC for about an hour." "Hank could win an Oscar." "He's so damn breezy with the man." "He hangs up the phone, goes right back to bed." "And all he keeps saying is, "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "Leave me alone."" "Baby, not now." "It's" " It's me, Hank." "Sorry." "Hey, buddy." "What's...?" "What's up?" "I just...." "Do you mind if I...?" "No." "No." "So...." "How you doing?" "Oh, you know, lousy." "Montezuma's revenge, bigtime." "I mean, everything's going through me like crap through a tinhorn." "Better not get too close." "Well, I'll take my chances." "I guess you heard about what happened down in Juárez?" "Terrible." "What do you expect?" "Bunch of freaking animals." "It's like Apocalypse Now down there." "It's like Colonel Kurtz holed up in his jungle." "And my SAC in El Paso sends me home." "Now, that's a sound leadership decision right there, huh?" "You know, you don't put your second most senior man on the trail of those motherless bastards you send him home." "You know?" "I was, you know-- "He's out getting an evidence bag and so ends up without a scratch on him." "So must be something wrong with that picture, you know."" "So are you home for good then?" "No, no." "It's...." "Playing it by ear." "To be determined." "Think you might wanna talk it through with somebody?" "What, a shrink?" "No, no, no." "Can't go down that road." "Start going down that road, kiss your career goodbye." "Or Marie." "Or me, if you like." "You know, I don't know how to say this." "I...." "You know, the things I deal with you and me don't have much of a" "What you might call "an experiential overlap."" "What if I told you we do?" "I have spent my whole life scared." "Frightened of things that could happen might happen, might not happen." "Fifty years I spent like that." "Finding myself awake at 3 in the morning." "But you know what?" "Ever since my diagnosis I sleep just fine." "Okay." "And I came to realize it's that fear that's the worst of it." "That's the real enemy." "So...." "Get up." "Get out in the real world." "And you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth." "Do it again." "Go on." "Ten thousand even, same as last time." "It's totally accurate." "You and I, we are gonna feed this machine." "I want it running 24 hours a day." "Right on." "Not yours, I take it." "We got 10, 20, 30 44, five each." "Three pounds should be 48 each." "Who's short?" "All right." "Don't freak, all right?" "We didn't get ripped off." "But Badger hasn't kicked in his full amount." "I know he was planning on pulling an all-nighter so he's probably still in the sack." "Then wake him up." "He can sleep after we're paid." "Why you gotta be such a hard-on?" "You're not his pal." "You're his boss." "This only works when they're scared of you, remember?" "Jack-off." "It's going straight to voicemail." "Voicemail?" "Just chill, okay?" "Count your money." "Combo." "Yo, what's up?" "You seen Badger?" "Don't you cover for him, bitch." "I ask you a straight-up question, I expect a straight-up answer." "Well?" "They were too scared to tell me." "Badger got busted." "He's in jail." "Honey, I'm home!" "Too slow!" "What's up?" "Got more lives than a damn cat." "Now if I could only learn to lick myself." "What's up, guys?" "Good to see you." "Good to see you." "Good to see you." "All right." "Let's all get back to work, for chrissake, okay?" "In my office, man." "Let's see what you bozos been up to lately." "You okay?" "Hanging in?" "What's it look like?" "What's this from A.P.D.?" "Been checking with them to see if they come across that famous blue meth of yours." "Sure enough, last night." "Got themselves an honest-to-God dealer." "I was thinking of cruising over and saying hello." "Maybe you'd like to go with me?" "Yeah." "Well, all right." "You told me to my face you weren't a cop, man." "I feel manipulated." "I thought we were gonna hang out." "We are hanging out, Badger." "You like Badger or Brandon?" "I like people who don't, like, abuse the Constitution." "Badger, listen." "Hey." "I'm trying to help you here, man." "Now, if you just tell me who your supplier is I think this can end very well for you." "What are you doing, detective, talking to my client without me present?" "You sneaky Pete." "Which is which?" "What, did the academy hire you right out of the womb?" "You guys get younger every" "What'd you say to baby face?" "Did you say anything stupid?" "By "anything stupid," I mean anything at all." "Look at you." "Mouth open, vocal chords a-twitter." "We'll talk about it later." "Right now, you out." "Ten minutes ago." "Go on." "There are laws, detective." "Have your kindergarten teacher read them to you." "Go grab a juice box." "Have a nap." "Go on." "All right." "Who do we have?" "Brandon Mayhew." "Brandon Mayhew." "All right." "Brandon Mayhew." "Here we go." "Public masturbation." "What?" "I don't get it." "What's the kick?" "Why don't you do it at home with a big flat-screen TV, 50 channels of pay-per-view?" "In a Starbucks." "That's nice." "That ain't me, man." "I...." "I was the guy who was selling meth." "Allegedly." "Okay." "All right." "I got you." "Meth." "Right." "Sorry, that was a little transpositional error." "Nothing a little Wite-Out can't take care of." "Yeah, and felony quantity." "Just barely." "Yeah, just barely." "The cops are like butchers." "Always got their thumbs on the scales." "But good luck arguing that in court." "Let me get down to brass tacks." "I'm gonna get you a second phone call." "You're gonna call your mommy or your daddy or your parish priest or your Boy Scout leader and they're gonna deliver me a cheque for $4650." "I'm gonna write that down on the back of my business card." "Four-six-five-zero." "Okay?" "And I need that in a cashier's cheque or a money order, doesn't matter." "Actually, I want it in a money order." "And make it out to "lce Station Zebra Associates."" "That's my loan-out." "It's totally legit." "It's done just for tax purposes." "And after that, we can discuss Visa or MasterCard but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask." "All right?" "Any questions?" "You're gonna get me off, right?" "What do I look like, your high-school girlfriend?" "Five fingers, no waiting?" "That's a joke, Brandon." "Lighten up." "Son, I promise you this." "I will give you the best criminal defence that money can buy." "Yeah, but, Francesca, I took these already." "Didn't I take these already?" "It's on your head." "You're not supposed to double up on vitamin A." "It's bad for the liver." "Okay, who's next?" "Did him." "I did him." "That one went public defender." "Thanks for nothing." "What happened to my masturbator?" "You got me all turned around." "Hang on." "I'll get back to you." "I sense you're discussing my client." "Anything you care to share with me?" "Sure." "Your commercials?" "They suck ass." "I've seen better acting in an epileptic whorehouse." "Is that like the one your mom works at?" "Is she still offering the two-for-one discount?" "DEA, huh?" "For a street bust." "Now, what would two feds want with that little twerp?" "Sooner or later, this was gonna happen." "You want your exponential growth guys are gonna get busted." "Simple as that." "How about we get him a real attorney?" "What the hell is this?" "This is who he hires?" "What?" "Are you kidding me?" "This is the guy you want." "This is the guy I'd hire." "It's the guy you'd hire." "Look, you remember Emilio?" "Okay, this dude got Emilio off, like, twice." "Okay?" "Both times, they had him dead to rights, yo." "And then, poof." "Dude is like Houdini." "Seriously, when the going gets tough you don't want a criminal lawyer." "You want a "criminal" lawyer." "Know what I'm saying?" "Look, we're in good shape, Mr. White." "Badger is way too loyal to roll." "Plus, he's scared shitless of me, all right." "We pay four large." "Cost of business." "Take it out of his payroll." "And it's only his first dealing rap so, worst-case scenario, you know, they plead him out." "He does five months picking up litter in an orange jump suit." "So who goes inside?" "I don't need them seeing my face." "Well, I don't need them seeing my face." "Why not?" "You look like his typical clientele." "Dick." "Fine." "We'll flip for it, all right?" "Call it." "Heads." "Mayhew?" "Mr. Mayhew?" "Mr. Mayhew." "Nice of you to come down." "Please." "Look at you." "Should I call the fbi and tell them I found D.B. Cooper?" "Joking." "I" " Please, come on." "Come on." "Please." "Hello." "Saul Goodman." "Please sit." "So it's a shame that we have to meet under these circumstances." "I believe you have something for me?" "Oh, yes." "Mayhew." "Is that Irish or English?" "Irish." "Faith and begorra." "A fellow potato-eater." "My real name is McGill." "The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys." "They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak." "I digress." "Good things are happening." "Fact is, your nephew is gonna get out in no time." "That's wonderful, yeah." "There's still a few details to be ironed out but now that the DEA is involved I think he's looking at time served, then probation." "So leave your number with Francesca, and we'll be in touch." "Excuse me, the DEA?" "Yeah." "That's the Drug Enforcement Administration." "The feds." "I hope that I'm not the breaker of bad news but your nephew got mixed up with some pretty nasty customers." "I understand that." "What does that have to do with the DEA?" "They're after some mystery man some heavy-hitter that goes by the name Heisenberg." "They want this guy like the axe wants the turkey." "Seems young Brandon may have information that could lead to his arrest." "Jesus, cheer up." "This is good news." "I mean, Brandon fell head-first into the doo-doo pile and came up smelling like Paco Rabanne." "Wait, wait." "Look, I just...." "I think...." "I just think that we should review our options." "Options?" "I'm gonna tell you what your options are." "You got a grand total of two." "Option A:" "Brandon takes the deal." "Option B:" "Brandon goes up to the penitentiary and gets his rectum resized about yay big." "Look, look." "What about reprisals?" "I mean, if Badger" "If Brandon informs on this Heisenberg...." "I mean, what if, God forbid that they decide to take revenge?" "What have you been telling him?" "The kid keeps spouting off about, "lf I talk, they'll kill me."" "Right now, he's the only thing holding up this deal." "Good." "No, that's not good." "That's terrible." "Trust me, sir, your nephew won't last in prison two weeks." "You let him take his chances on the outside." "Maybe I can work in some witness protection." "No, look, look." "These are vicious, desperate people." "I've been told that one of them killed another man by crushing his head with an ATM machine." "People love to take credit for the fun ones." "The guy who got his head smooshed used to be a client of mine." "His wife killed him, all right?" "It was open and shut." "Trust me, you folks have nothing to worry about, okay?" "I'm gonna set your nephew straight, get him singing like a canary all's right with the world." "Ten thousand dollars." "Ten thousand, cash to you." "I'm not saying to throw the case." "Just no talking to the DEA." "Are you saying what I think you're saying?" "Yes." "What's it going to be?" "What, dude wouldn't take a bribe?" "That dude in there?" "Saul Goodman we're talking about?" "Yeah. "Morally outraged," he said." "Threatened to call the police." "Wait, and Badger is gonna spill?" "Like the Exxon Valdez." "So, what do we do about it?" "Hey, Francesca, how about I follow you home?" "No." "For safety." "What?" "God, you are killing me with that booty." "Talk to me." "Come on, talk to me, guys, huh?" "Come on, just tell me what you want." "Jesus!" "Oh, no, no, no!" "No, it wasn't me." "It was Ignacio." "He's the one." "Oh, no." "Oh, no, no, no." "Shut up, dude." "Shut up, all right?" "Just speak English." "Lalo didn't send you?" "No Lalo?" "Who?" "Oh, thank God!" "Oh, Christ!" "Oh, I thought...." "What can I do for you gentlemen?" "Anything." "Just tell me what you need." "This afternoon, an associate of ours offered you $10,000." "You should have taken it." "Wait a minute." "This is in regards to what's-his-name?" "Badger!" "Brandon Mayhew." "The uncle." "That was your guy?" "No offence, but I don't take bribes from strangers, you know?" "Better safe than sorry." "That's my motto." "But I'll take your money!" "Sure!" "No, that offer has expired, yo." "It was kind of low anyways." "But okay, okay, I'll take it." "Just tell me what you need, all right?" "I'm easy." "I'm gonna keep a happy thought and assume this is just a negotiating tactic." "All right, listen to me very carefully." "You are going to give Badger Mayhew the best legal representation ever." "But no deals with the DEA." "All right?" "Badger will not identify anyone to anybody." "If he does, you're dead." "Why don't you just kill Badger?" "I mean, follow me, but if a mosquito is buzzing around you and it bites you on the ass, you don't go gunning for the attorney." "You go grab a fly swatter." "I mean, so to speak." "I mean, all due respect, but do I have to spell this out for you?" "We're not killing Badger, yo!" "Then you got real problems, okay." "Because the DEA will come down on your boy like a proverbial ton of bricks." "I don't think I'm going out on a limb here but, hey, he's not gonna like prison." "He's gonna sing like Celine Dion regardless of what you do to me." "Mr. Mayhew?" "I recognise your cough." "Take that mask off, you know." "Get some air." "Go on." "God." "Take it easy." "Breathe in, breathe out." "All right." "I'm gonna stand up, all right?" "Because I got bad knees." "That's better." "Okay, now listen." "The three of us are gonna work this out." "Yeah?" "How?" "First thing, you'll put a dollar in my pocket, both of you." "You want attorney-client privilege, don't you?" "So that everything you say is strictly between us." "I mean it." "Put a dollar in my pocket." "Come on, make it official." "Come on, do it." "That's it, come on." "Just a dollar." "All right, now you, ski bum." "Come on." "Give with the dollar." "Go on." "Be smart." "What?" "All I got is a five." "I'll take a five." "Come on, already." "Come on." "Be cool." "Okay, you're now both officially represented by Saul Goodman and Associates." "Your secrets are safe with me under threat of disbarment." "All right?" "Take the ski mask off." "I feel like I'm talking to the Weather Underground." "Just do it." "Okay, so if a prison shanking is completely off the table...." "And we're sure of that?" "No shanking!" "All right, all right." "The way I see it is somebody is going to prison." "It's just a matter of who." "All right." "Lame-ass TV ads aside your lawyer here, he cooked you up a pretty killer deal." "Time served, no probation." "It's pretty slick." "Couldn't believe the judge went for it." "Don't get cocky." "You ain't home free yet." "You don't give us the name of your supplier..." "...you're going nowhere." "The tough guy act is unnecessary." "This young man is cooperating fully." "Is that right?" "Yeah, you cooperating?" "Okay, let's start with a name." "He just goes by Heisenberg." "Heisenberg, huh?" "How old is this Heisenberg?" "Old." "Like 50 or 70 or something." "Height?" "Average, I guess." "Medium height, medium weight." "What colour hair?" "No hair." "Dude is balder than you." "1963, James Edward Kilkelly is convicted of stealing a vending machine." "1975, breaking and entering." "1982, grand theft auto." "1984, armed robbery." "1987, 1992." "You get the idea." "And here he is today." "Better known as Jimmy ln-'N-Out." "City, state and federal, he's spent 44 of the last 58 years inside." "Entire life behind bars." "Jimmy provides a very special service." "For a price, Jimmy will go to prison for you." "On purpose?" "The guy goes to prison on purpose?" "He's actually more comfortable inside." "The outside world hasn't been too kind to him." "Sometime during the Clinton administration Jimmy figured out how he could use his talents to turn a profit." "So when does all this happen?" "It's already happening." "The buy is set for tomorrow." "Cops bust Jimmy, Badger gets out, everybody's happy and all it's gonna cost you is 80 thousand and one pound of your finest meth." "Eighty thousand dollars for eight years of his life, huh?" "First of all, he's not gonna do eight years." "I'll represent him, and I guarantee there's gonna be some unexpected problems with the prosecution's case." "Secondly, he gets 30." "Fifty goes to me." "You get 50?" "For what?" "For facilitating." "Who's taking a bigger risk here?" "He likes prison." "You did bring the cash, didn't you?" "Look, if this option is too expensive you can still always..." "Badger in the chow line." "Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?" "All right." "There's our boy." "Right on time." "Go back." "What?" "All right, all right, all right." "So, what do you think?" "They see us?" "No, man, I think we're good." "Badger looks like he's gonna throw up." "Give me those back." "Just give them to me." "Oh, no." "Where the hell is Jimmy?" "Should've been here 10 minutes ago." "You think Jimmy is actually for real?" "A guy who wants to be in prison?" "There's more than one kind of prison." "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" "There he is" " Wait a minute." "Oh, no, no, no." "What?" "What?" "Let me see." "Who the hell is that?" "I don't know." "Mr. Heisenberg, I presume." "Time to move?" "Not till we see the exchange." "No, no." "Oh, shit!" "What?" "Now he shows." "Okay, let's do this." "No, no." "Oh, my God." "Jimmy is on the wrong bench." "Crap!" "We're screwed!" "What are you doing?" "Hey, what are you doing?" "I don't get it." "What's the holdup?" "Where's the stuff, man?" "Where are we going?" "Just shut up." "Get out." "Go stop him." "The DEA is right there." "If they see me, we're screwed." "Get out." "I'll do something." "What?" "Just go!" "Hank, I thought that was you." "Schrader, I'm blocked." "Walt, not a good time." "How you doing?" "You feeling okay?" "Schrader, I'm blocked." "We're working." "You gotta get out of here." "Working?" "Oh, like DEA working?" "Schrader, we're missing it." "Schrader." "Is something going down?" "Wrong guy, wrong guy." "Other bench." "Walt, Walt." "Walter, move your ass now." "Okay." "Listen, I'll just go, leave you alone." "We'll talk about it later." "Just floor it." "Should I back up?" "Go that way." "Forward is better?" "I'll be out of the way there." "Okay, okay." "I'm sorry, all right?" "I'm sorry." "I'll leave you alone." "We'll talk later." "Just go." "Where'd he go?" "Where the hell did he go?" "Oh, wait." "Wait, wait, wait." "Got him." "Looks like it's going down." "Take him." "Freeze!" "Hey, right there." "Don't move." "Come on, let's get him up." "Jesus!" "I think they bought it." "Absolutely." "Textbook bust, sir." "Yes, sir." "Looks like we got a full pound of the blue stuff." "Oh, and Heisenberg's real name?" "James Kilkelly." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "It was my pleasure." "Hey." "You weren't home, so I let the delivery guys in." "I hope that's okay." "Absolutely." "So you bought a bed." "Yeah." "What is that, a king?" "Pillow top?" "Oh, my God." "You really are a chemistry teacher." "You mind?" "I was terrible at chemistry." "I'm more of a humanities guy." "How did you find me?" "We should talk about that." "It should be much, much harder for people to track you down." "My Pl charged me for three hours so I seriously doubt it took him more than one." "So this is, what, blackmail?" "Walter, I'm your lawyer." "Anything you say to me is totally privileged." "I'm not in the shakedown racket." "I'm a lawyer." "Even drug dealers need lawyers, right?" "Especially drug dealers." "So, what, you're just doing this out of the kindness of your heart?" "Come on." "Have you seen my hourly rate?" "By the way, where do you keep the money?" "Is it in your mattress?" "Is it in a jelly jar buried in the side yard?" "This kid Mayhew may be the first of your guys to get picked up but he won't be the last." "And if I can find you, how far behind can the cops be?" "I don't understand." "What exactly are you offering to do for me?" "What did Tom Hagen do for Vito Corleone?" "I'm no Vito Corleone." "No shit." "Right now, you're Fredo." "But with some sound advice and the proper introductions, who knows?" "I'll tell you, you've got the right product." "Anything that gets the DEA's panties in this big a bunch you're on to something special." "And I would like to be a small and silent part of it." "Food for thought, yeah?" "So if you wanna make more money and keep the money that you make better call Saul!" | {
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"Previously onHercules." "Hang in there, buddy." "I can't." "Sure you can." "Come on." "Hercules." "[ Exhales Deeply ]" "When do you start back for Greece?" "I'm not going back." "There's nothing there for me." "You can't let this destroy you, Hercules." "I am damned, Nebula." "And so are all the people I love." "All I can do now is learn from my mistakes and disappear." "dddd [ Woman Singing In Gaelic ]" "dddd [ Singing Continues ]" "dddd [ Singing Continues ]" "From the earth comes the promise of new life." "From the winds, our souls are passed." "From fire, darkness is turned light." "And from the seas, a hero is reborn." "dddd [ Singing Continues ]" "[ Breathing Heavily ]" "[ Thunder ]" "[ Grunts ]" "[ Thunder Continues ]" "I won't fight you anymore!" "Do you hear me?" "You can destroy the world if you want!" "I don't care!" "[ Laughing ]" "I don't care!" "Aaah!" "[ Grunts ]" "[ Hercules ] It should have been me!" "It should have been me!" "[ Laughing ]" "It should have been me!" "[ Laughing Continues ]" "[ Breathing Heavily ]" "[ Grunts, Exhales Deeply ]" "[ Chuckles, Mumbles ]" "Blessed be the earth, the wind and the sea... for their gift of salvation!" "[ Group ] Blessed be!" "Welcome to Eire." "Who are you?" "Friends." "Friends." "[ Chuckles ]" "Take my word for it..." "you don't wanna be my friend." "Please, come with us, rest." "You'll need your strength." "My strength is useless." "Not to us." "You see, we've been expecting you." "You are the Chosen One." "[ Man Narrating ] This is the story of a time long ago, a time of myth and legend, when the ancient gods were petty and cruel, and they plagued mankind with suffering." "Only one man dared to challenge their power..." "Hercules." "Hercules possessed a strength the world had never seen, a strength surpassed only by the power of his heart." "He journeyed the earth, battling the minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera, the all-powerful queen of the gods." "But wherever there was evil, wherever an innocent would suffer, there would be..." "Hercules." " [ Screeching ] - [ Roaring ]" "Hail!" "We are the Celts, defenders of the Druid Order." "You are the champion we've been waiting for." "Champion?" "[ Chuckles ]" "[ Laughs ] Uh, look, my ship hit rough water." "I landed here by accident." "In our faith, there are no accidents." "All things happen for reason." "No, they don't." "But the Druid priests have called you here to lead us to freedom!" "Look!" "I am not who you think I am!" "Please." "You are all we have left." "Forgive me." "I did not mean to anger you." "There's nothing to forgive." "Stand up." "Stand up." "My sister was killed for worshipping the Druids." "She'd be 18, come the harvest." "We have all lost people we love." "Yes, we have." "[ Sighs ] There's nothing I can do." "At least hear us out..." "I beg of you." "[ Caws ]" "[ Caws ]" "[ Breathing Heavily ]" "[ Bird Cawing ]" "[ Cawing Continues ]" "[ Cawing ]" "I'd tell ya to pray to your ancient priests, but that's what got ya here in the first place." "Don't do this!" "The blood of a god may flow through your veins, but your heart's still mortal." "[ Gasps ] [ Grunts ]" "And I would rip it out if I could, but yours will have to do... unless you tell me where I can find the Druids." "Please!" "They're a peaceful order." "They mean the gods no harm." "Oh, but I beg to differ." "You see, we can't have the entire countryside... thinkin' these false idols actually deserve the people's worship, now can we?" "Even death is one of nature's gifts." "I'm not afraid." "Let's get right to the heart of the matter now, shall we?" "Blessed be the earth, the wind, the sea." "It's for the gift of salvation." "Faster!" "They will not abandon me." "They will not abandon me." "They will not abandon me." "[ Yells ]" "[ Caws ]" "[ Creaking ]" "What's this?" "Mabon has been waiting a long time to meet you." "Mabon?" "It is too dangerous to record our ways in writing, so he is the keeper of our history and traditions." "He'll explain everything." "[ Boy ] Your heart beats reluctantly, but it beats nonetheless." "Does my appearance surprise you?" "Nothing surprises me anymore." "Then you should know, Hercules, things are not always what they appear to be." "You know my name." "The knowledge of all things... comes to those who open their hearts." "I take it you're one of the Druids." "Our way of life is in danger." "That is why we brought you here." "The Druids draw their power from mankind." "We believe people should honor one another... and the land from which all life springs." "When the gods of Eire saw their followers embracing our way of life, they called upon the assassin Morrigan to hunt us down." "The Druids were forced to go into hiding." "Morrigan's quest to destroy us has claimed the lives of many innocent Celts." "Those who survived now practice our ways in secret." "You must help us restore justice to the land, Hercules." "I'm not in the hero business anymore." "You're out of balance, but you must not deny your nature." "I've been fighting the gods for as long as I can remember." "I thought I could make a difference." "But when all is said and done, there is no lasting victory." "There's only the people you lose along the way." "Then we are truly lost." "If you really care about the Celts, tell them to follow Morrigan." "At least they'll have a chance to live their lives." "A life without freedom is no life at all." "In your heart, you know that." "You don't know what's in my heart." "I can't help you." "I call upon your strength, Cernunnos, as I renew my vow to find the Druids... and put an end to their blasphemy." "Ah, Morrigan." "I did so enjoy watching your morning exercises." "I love it when they run." "Yes, I can see that." "But you're taking too much pleasure in your work." "And what's that supposed to mean?" "How are you to get the Celts to tell you where the Druids are... if you keep ripping their hearts out before they can speak?" " He wasn't about to talk." " I warn you, Morrigan." "Don't let your anger get the better of your judgment." "You've got nothing to worry about." "I wish I could say the same for you." "The Druids have summoned a man from across the oceans... to lead the Celts against us." "The call him the Chosen One." "The Chosen One?" "Sounds important." "I'll make sure to give him the welcome he deserves." "[ Chattering ]" "[ Chickens Clucking ]" "[ Wind Whistles ]" "[ Cawing ]" "And where do you think you're going?" "Look." "I don't want any part of this." "Strange words from a champion of the people." "You know, for the last time, I am nobody's champion." "[ Murmuring ]" "Well, they seem to think you are." "That's reason enough for me to make an example of you." "Why don't you save it for someone who cares?" "I'm leaving." "So soon?" "At least let me give you something to remember us by." "[ Groans ] Ah." "Boo." "[ Grunts ]" "[ Groans ]" "Ha ha!" "[ Groans ]" "[ Gasps ]" "[ Huffs ]" "[ Grunts ]" "Over here." "Hyah!" "Aaah!" "[ Groans ]" "Huh." "Hyah!" "Aaah!" "[ Onlookers Murmuring ]" "Hyah!" "Hyah!" "[ Groans ]" "Oh." "I don't get it." "Have I given you all the impression that I'm playing a game?" "[ Groaning ] You stand about and curse my name... instead of giving me the one thing that would end this war between us." "[ Hercules Groaning ] I want the Druids." "[ Grunts ]" "You can keep your Chosen One." "[ Murmuring ]" "But he can't be the Chosen One." "He hardly put up a fight." "That's what you get for expecting an outsider to save us." "We must take matters into our own hands." "And how are we supposed to do that?" "If Morrigan defeated the Chosen One, what chance do we have?" "Your faith is being put to the test, but you must not lose hope." "It's too late for that." " Kieran!" " Let him go." "We don't need him anyway." "We must not turn on each other." "Let your prayers be with the Chosen One tonight." "Come on." "dddd [ Celtic Drums ]" "[ Crackling ]" "[ Chanting In Gaelic ]" "[ Chanting Continues ]" "If the Chosen One does not take his rightful place, the flame of justice will vanish forever." "We must have patience." "Only then may the student become the teacher." "And if his will leads him away from our shores?" "Then we must honor his decision." "He does not belong to us." "I pray that he will join our cause." "The moment of my death is close at hand." "I have felt it, and I will miss you, old friend." "[ Groaning ]" "[ Breathing Deeply ]" " Where are my clothes?" " They're being mended." "I didn't ask you to do that." "Ohhh." "I didn't ask for any of this." "Drink." "Doubt and rage possess you, but from conflict comes growth." "Why don't you talk like a normal person?" "I'm getting tired of your riddles." "Perhaps you would prefer it if I sang." "Humor is often needed most when there is none to be found." "I'm not in the mood for jokes." "And you're punishing yourself for your friend's death." "That is why Morrigan defeated you." "[ Chuckles ] What do want from me?" "I'm no good to you, all right?" "I'm no good to anybody." "How can someone who champions mankind with all its flaws... be so unforgiving with himself?" "Because my mistakes kill people." "But your triumphs save so many more." "Don't you get it?" "I can't do this!" "I'm not who I used to be!" "Then who are you?" "[ Sighs ]" "It doesn't matter." "Stay with me and I can help you find the path you're looking for." "[ Exhales Deeply ]" "For the first time in my life..." "I don't know what to do." "No matter how hard I try," "I can't seem to get away from the gods." "Your fight with the gods is who are." "Then I wish I were just a man." "But you're not just a man, Hercules." "Gods will always be a part of you." "Run from them, you run from yourself." "Morrigan." "This one say he's got something you'll want to hear." "I bring information..." "about the Druids." "In return, I ask only that you spare my life and the lives of my family." "You're in no position to ask for anything, and now I'll kill ya if you don't talk." "We've been hiding one of the Druid priests." "He's with the Chosen One in our village." "Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk." "Turning against your own people... nice to know there's at least one coward among ya." "[ Huffs ] Go." "Take your family before I change my mind." "Your land is beautiful." "You must let go of the illusion that you are separate from all things... only then will you find illumination." "Illumination?" "The power to harness the energy that flows from the land." "That's what Morrigan used against me." "Not exactly." "The gods have fortified her strength." "But true illumination must be earned, not given." "When you find your illumination, you will hear the song of faith once again." "It's time for your first lesson." "[ Chuckles ] I know how to ride a horse." "I want you to catch it." "Remember, to move with the speed of the animal, you must think like it." "I'll keep that in mind." "[ Sighs, Clears Throat ]" "[ Neighs ]" "Not a word." "[ Neighs]" " [ Neighs ] - [ Sighs ]" "[ Whinnying ]" "[ Snorts ]" "[ Neighs ] Easy." "Easy." "[ Neighing ]" "Come here, boy." "Easy." "Easy." "Come on." "Steady." "Steady." "That's a good boy." "[ Sighs ]" "The only way to think like an animal is not to think at all, just follow your instincts." "It can serve you well when a path's not clear." "I'll keep that in mind too." "So, what do you want me to do next?" "Become one with the shrubbery?" " I see your sense of humor is returning." " What do you expect?" "I'm chasing horses in the middle of nowhere with a magic munchkin." "That munchkin thing was a joke." "[ Muted Yelling ]" "Where are they?" "I am losing patience!" "Tell me or I'll cut off your tongue... and sew your mouth shut just to watch you gag on your miserable loyalty." "Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you." "I'm doing my very best to control my temper, but you're not making it easy for me." "If you're gonna kill me, do it." "Spare me from having to look at you any longer." "Oh, you are a brave one." "Tsk." "I suppose it runs in the family." "Your sister had the same fire in her eyes... right before I cut them out." "There is nothing you can threaten me with." "In life I honor her cause... and in death I'll be reunited with her." "I won't give you the satisfaction!" "[ Bird Caws ]" "Find them!" "The blood of a god flows through your veins, but your true strength comes from your heart." "Iolaus said that to me once." "Your friend knew you well." "I take it we're not here to fish." "You must learn to listen to your heart again." "What did you have in mind?" "If you can slow its rhythm, it will sustain you when you need it most... even under the water." "[ Crackling ]" "[ Grunting ]" "[ Heart Beating Audibly ]" "[ Heartbeats Slowing ]" "[ Wind Whistling ]" "[ Heartbeats Continue ]" "[ Crackling ]" "[ Gasps ]" "Never felt anything like that." "I..." "It was like I was outside of myself." "There is a world all around us that is invisible to the eye." "It is only with the heart that one can truly see." "Mabon, I appreciate everything that you're doing for me." "No." "It's more than that." "I'm..." "I'm grateful, but..." "I don't think I can be the man that you need me to be." "When lolaus died, a part of me died too, and I..." "I don't know how to get that back." "Grief is not a weakness, Hercules." "It takes strength to mourn." "Yeah." "Go into the cave." "I'll ask nothing more of you." " What's in there?" " Whatever you carry with you." "[ Cawing ]" "Iolaus." "Hey, Herc." "You got lost, didn't you?" "Yeah, I..." "I guess so. [ Chuckles ] Well, that'd be a first." "You catch anything?" "What are you talking about?" "You know." "I light a fire, you catch a fish." "[ Huffs ] I'm sorry." "I, uh..." "Are you all right?" "Look, it doesn't matter anyway, 'cause guess who I ran into." "Who?" "Mr. Rabbit." "And I got tired of waiting, so I decided to cook him anyway." " You cook?" " Yeah." "[ Chuckles ] Since when?" "What do you mean "since when"?" "You never cook." "What do you mean I never cook?" "You never cook." "I'm always cooking." "I've never seen you cook before." "Yeah, you have." "All right, all right." "There was once." "You were trying to impress that, uh, tavern maid." "What was her name?" "I think I blacked it out." "I can't say I blame you." "You lit her dress on fire." "And you picked her up and threw her in the river." "Well, it seemed like the thing to do. [ Laughing ]" "Boy, sure know how to show a girl a good time, don't we?" "Yes, we do." "[ Chuckles ]" "Well, come on." "Let's eat." "Iolaus, this..." "this isn't right." "Huh?" "You're dead." "Well, I was hoping you wouldn't notice." "This..." "This isn't real." "That depends on your point of view." "Just because I'm dead doesn't mean to say that I'm not with you." "I let you down." "Hercules, the things that we did together, they really meant something." "I had a great life because of you." "And when I died, I was doing the thing I love to do the most..." "I was by your side and I was fighting the good fight." "You know, if I had to do it all over again," "I wouldn't change a thing." "Your heart deceives you, Morrigan." "You are not who you think you are." "I don't think we've been properly introduced." "I'm the woman who set fire to the earth in the name of the gods." "You'll be made to answer for you crimes." "Not today." "Your weapon is meaningless to me." "Let me offer you an alternative then." "I'll turn the rivers red with the blood of every man, woman and child on this island... unless you find it in your heart to lead me to the Druids." "Look, fellas." "It's the Chosen One. [ Cackles ]" "[ Laughter ]" "[ Laughing ]" "[ Laughter Continues ]" "What are you laughing at?" "Because I always have the last laugh." " [ Grunts ] - [ Men Yelling ]" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "[ Grunts ]" "[ Grunts ] Where are they?" "I don't know." "I swear it." "I believe you." "You don't look smart enough to play dumb." "Aaah!" "The gods will never win the people's devotion through fear, Morrigan." "Even if you defeat us, you have already lost." "Heh." "You know, there's nothing wrong with being a mouse." "But a mouse who thinks he's a lion is nothing but an insult to the real thing." "You're not gods." "You've tricked the Celts into thinking you are, and that makes you dangerous." "The people follow us because they believe in our teachings." "What do your gods offer?" "Nothing but an altar to pray on." "We offer order." "Take a look around you, boy." "The skies, the forests, the seas..." "The world is a gift from the gods." "It's theirs to shape as they see fit." "And the people of this land should be grateful they're allowed to exist in it." "A gift with strings attached is no gift at all." "You make the mistake of thinking mankind's duty is to serve you." "Ohhh." "Is that why the Druids hide... while the Celts die in your name?" "We're not hiding to preserve ourselves." "You'll understand that soon enough." "dddd [ Humming ]" "[ Wind Whistling ]" "Blessed be." "[ Horse Neighs ]" "Follow your instinct." "For all your wisdom, you were foolish to think you could hide forever." "[ Druids Chanting ] The Earth is our mother." "She nurtures our souls, restores our spirits, guides us through the forests of Avalon... to die with our brothers and sisters." "You must be the leader." "The cries of the dead surround you, child, but you do not listen." "Trust me, I'll listen to yours." "Hyah!" "[ Moaning ]" "[ Grunts ]" "[ Druids Chanting ] The death of the one... is the death of all." "But we will fear no evil, for in death there is rebirth, and in rebirth, salvation." "You are one of us now." "What are you talking about?" "We are the guardians of human virtue." "To kill a Druid is to take his place." " [ Sighs ]" " I am Mercy." "I am Tolerance." "I am Innocence." "I am Faith." "I am Knowledge." "And you, Morrigan, have just become the Guardian of Justice." "Then there will be no justice on the Emerald Isle... or any other virtue." "This ends now!" "I'd say we're just getting started." "[ Yells ] [ Crash ]" "[ Groans ]" "[ Grunts ]" " You missed." " Huh." "It's all in the wrist." "That was my favorite knife." " You're breaking my heart." " I'll give you a shoulder to cry on." "[ Grunting ]" "[ Heart Beating Audibly ]" "] [ Hercules Grunting ] dddd [ Singing In Gaelic" "[ Mabon ] When you find your illumination, you will hear the song of faith once again." "Ooh." "That's right. [ Heartbeats Slowing ]" "Ha." "You shouldn't have come here, whoever you are." "] dddd [ Singing Continues" "Haven't you heard?" "I'm the Chosen One." "[ Yells ]" "[ Clears Throat ]" "[ Huffs ]" "[ Growling ]" " I'm feeling pretty quick today." " Ah." "Aaah!" "Missed again." "Ohhh." "[ Grunts ]" "If Morrigan dies, the spirit of Justice dies with her." "[ Grunting ]" "You've made it safe for us to return to the world once again." "You knew how this was gonna end, didn't you?" "Morrigan was supposed to become Justice all along." "Who better to charge with returning justice to the land... than the person who took it away?" "Well, I hate to break it to you, but I don't think she wants the job." "With your help, anything is possible." "Uh, uh, no." "No, no." "[ Chuckles ]" "No, I..." "I..." "I do not babysit... and, uh, I don't think I'm up to this." "You have suffered and you have lost, but the light inside you still burns brighter than a thousand suns." "You will succeed." "You always do." "Mabon." " Thank you." " No." "Thankyou." "Closed-Captioned By Captions, Inc., Los Angeles" | {
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"Subtitles ripped by tiger6ex (c) BitShock.org TEAM" "Dances With Wolves 1990 7 Oscar's" "Is this the last one?" "l don't know." "There's no ether, either." "Jesus Christ." "You there!" "Is this the last one?" "God, what a mess." "At least there's no gangrene." "There will be if it doesn't come off soon." "I can't saw if I can't keep my eyes open." "I'm sorry." "Let's coffee up." "He can wait a few more minutes." "God!" "Glass." "Is that Tucker's men?" "Yes, sir. I think it is." "How long has it been like this?" "We found 'em this morning, sir." "They've been here for two days." "Is that you, Lieutenant?" "Sons of bitches." "Come on." "You better take cover." "I ain't kidding." "These boys are shooters." "Come on." "Go under cover." "There you go." "You went to the hospital?" "It was no good." "What's going on here?" "What's going on here?" "That seems to be the question, all right." "See, you could ask the major but he don't know." "He's busy." "He's busy trying to figure out how come the officers' mess run out of peach ice cream." "Then, of course, you got the general." "He come up to see the show." "All he knows is there ain't no show which ain't entirely correct 'cause we started a balloon up but they shot her down before we got off the ground." "Nobody's made a run either way." "It's been a standoff all damned day." "Now, the major, he's looking at the general." "He's thinking to himself, I better do something." "You know what that means." "I sure as hell don't want to be the first one across this field." "They're supposed to be beat up just like us." "Hell, everybody knows Tucker's men are tough as cobs." "So far, the only thing been killed out here is three milking cows." "Course, that's about to change." "You son of a bitch." "You know, some of the boys are saying if we ain't gonna fight we could just settle this whole business with a little high-stakes poker." "Wouldn't that be a sight?" "A bunch of fellas sitting in the middle of this field drawing cards." "What is it, sir?" "Looks like a suicide." "Tucker!" "What's he doing?" "What did you say to him?" "l didn't say nothing." "Come on back, you son of a bitch!" "You won't make it no second time!" "All right by me." "Forgive me, Father." "He's coming back again!" "Here he comes, boys!" "Ready!" "l got him." "Don't...." "Don't take off my foot." "You rest easy, son." "You'll keep your foot." "With God as my judge, you'll keep it." "Bring up my ambulance." "Sir?" "Bring up my ambulance, and bring my surgeon with it!" "We got an officer who's worth something lying here." "The strangeness of this life cannot be measured." "In trying to produce my own death I was elevated to the status of a living hero." "I was also awarded Cisco the trusty mount that carried me across the field that day." "And on full recovery, was given transfer to any station I desired." "The bloody slaughter continues in the east as I arrive at Fort Hayes." "A tiny island of men and material surrounded by a never-ending sea of prairie." "Lieutenant." "Where can I find Maj. Fambrough?" "Down at the end of the hall." "Thank you." "Lt. John J. Dunbar." "Lt. John J. Dunbar?" "Yes, sir." "Yes, sir." "Indian fighter." "Excuse me?" "It says here that you're to be posted on the frontier." "The frontier is Indian country." "I quickly deduced that you're an Indian fighter." "I did not ascend to this position by being stupid." "No, sir." "No, sir." "It says here that you've been decorated." "Yes, sir." "And they sent you here to be posted?" "Actually, sir, I'm here at my own request." "Really?" "Why?" "I've always wanted to see the frontier." "You want to see the frontier?" "Yes, sir." "Before it's gone." "Such a smart lad, coming straight to me." "Sir Knight." "I am sending you on a knight's errand." "You will report to Captain Cargill at the furthermost outpost of the realm Fort Sedgewick." "My personal seal will assure your safety through many miles of wild and hostile country." "l was wondering...." "Yes?" "I was wondering, sir, how will I be getting there?" "You think I don't know?" "No, sir." "You think that." "It's just that I don't know" "Hold your tongue." "I am in a generous mood and I will grant your boon." "See that peasant out there?" "He calls himself Timmons." "He's going there this very afternoon." "You can ride with him if you like." "He knows the way." "Thank you." "That is all." "Sir Knight?" "I've just pissed in my pants and nobody can do anything about it." "To your journey!" "To my journey!" "Haw!" "Over a little bit, Jim!" "Have this by tomorrow." "Yes, sir." "I'll have my crown now." "Sir?" "I'll have my crown now!" "I'm sorry, sir." "Are you deaf, fool?" "I said I'll have my crown right now!" "Now!" "No." "I'll get your crown." "No." "Sir?" "Major?" "The king is dead." "Long live the king." "Get these kids out of here, come on!" "Haw, Jim and Jake!" "Gee a little bit, Jim!" "The hell was that?" "What is that?" "What the hell is that?" "Why don't you put that in your book?" "Were it not for my companion I believe I would be having the time of my life." "I know he means well but he is quite possibly the foulest man I have ever met." "How far you make the Fort?" "Far." "How far?" "Forty, fifty mile, maybe." "What's the big hurry on Sedgewick?" "It's to be my post." "My home." "You ain't hard to please, I'll give you that much." "Look yonder." "What you got there?" "Somebody back east is saying, Why don't she write?" "You stupid bastard." "Get up, Timmons." "Get up." "Get up." "Come on." "Get up." "Get up!" "Someone poked me in my butt." "Was that you?" "Goddamn it!" "I'm gonna have a welt." "Cpl. Guest?" "You don't have to talk to me, just please come out." "It's the end." "Assemble the men in front of my quarters." "You hate me." "But I feel none of the same for you." "You men stayed." "You stayed after they took all our horses." "You stayed after all the others deserted." "You stayed after the army failed to resupply us." "I have looked for that wagon from Fort Hayes just as you have day after miserable day." "And all I can say is that I'm proud of you." "Now get your things, men." "We're leaving this place." "The army can go to hell." "Go." "Get your things." "How come we haven't seen any buffalo?" "You can't figure the stinking buffalo." "You can't." "Sometimes you won't see any for days." "Other times, they'll be thick, like curls on a whore." "What about Indians?" "Indians?" "Goddamn Indians!" "You just as soon not see 'em unless the bastards are dead." "They're nothing but thieves and beggars." "Ho, up there!" "Not what you would call much of a going concern now, is it?" "Go down there." "Why?" "There ain't nothing down there." "Because I said." "Go down there." "There, son of a bitch!" "There ain't nothing here, Lieutenant." "There ain't nothing here, Lieutenant." "Lieutenant!" "Everybody's run off or got killed." "All right." "Let's unload the wagon." "What?" "What, and leave it all here?" "I'm staying, too." "There ain't nothing here." "No, not at the moment." "We don't know what's happened." "Things being as they are we might as well just turn around and get headed back." "This is my post." "This is my post?" "This is my post." "This is my post?" "Jesus H. Christ." "What, are you crazy, boy?" "Fast son of a bitch." "Jesus H. Christ." "This is my post." "All right, put it down." "And these are the post provisions, all right?" "Now get your ass off the wagon" "Put it down!" "And help me unload." "We're just having a conversation, now put it down." "I'll let them know where you are." "Good." "Good luck." "Thank you." "Jake and Jim!" "Good mule!" "Haw up there now!" "Good mules!" "Have arrived to find Fort Sedgewick deserted." "Am now waiting for garrison's return or word from headquarters." "The post is in exceedingly poor condition and I have decided to assign myself clean-up duty beginning tomorrow." "Supplies are abundant and the country is everything I dreamed it would be." "There can be no place like this on Earth." "Bad horse." "Bad horse." "The animals in the pond had not been poisoned." "They had all been shot." "But why?" "Was it for sport?" "Could it have been out of spite?" "My first guess would have been that the men here were starving." "But this rotting waste speaks to the contrary." "The caves are an even bigger mystery." "What could have driven men to live in caves?" "Perhaps they were frightened." "Maybe there had been some sort of revolt." "I can make no sense of the clues left me here." "Perhaps my relief will provide the answers." "Come on, Cisco." "One more time." "Get up!" "Come on!" "Get up, Cisco." "Get up!" "Get up!" "There you go!" "Easy." "Only a white man would make a fire for everyone to see." "Maybe there's more than one." "There might be three or four." "I know three or four who will not be making the trip back home." "We have nothing to show for this trail." "We have no rifles." "White men are sure to have rifles." "It's hard to say how many might be down there." "We should forget this and go home." "Then go." "I would rather die than argue about a single line of smoke in my own country." "He will not quit until we are all dead." "And if I...." "Look at me." "Don't hurt my mules." "Stop." "Stop it." "Please don't hurt my mules." "I am pleased with my efforts thus far." "For all my improvements, though, there remains an ugliness here I cannot dispel." "An injury that goes beyond neglect and like a bruise, it will be slow to heal." "it's been almost 30 days." "I have come to enjoy the patterns of my life at Fort Sedgewick." "Especially my daily reconnaissance rides with Cisco." "Each day, we go further into the prairie and every discovery big or small, becomes etched in my mind forever." "It would seem i've been marooned, as no one has yet come for me." "I can only assume that there is a problem, which the army will solve shortly." "Maybe I am being foolish in my optimism but when I look to the eastern horizon I never fail to hope that a column might be out there." "Still no sign of Capt. Cargill's command." "Though well-supplied, i've decided to ration my goods as if I were part of a post instead of the whole affair." "There's a wolf who seems intent on the goings-on here." "He does not seem inclined to be a nuisance, however." "And aside from Cisco, has been my only company." "He's appeared each afternoon for the past two days." "He has two milky white paws." "If he comes calling tomorrow I will name him Two-Socks." "Almost a month and no one has come." "The longer this condition persists the less inclined I am to believe that anyone will." "Rain has forced me indoors for most of two days now and I have begun work on an awning." "It is the loneliest of times for me now but I can say honestly that I am not unhappy." "How can I marry a pretty little girl" "When I got no coat to put on?" "Soldier, soldier" "Won't you marry me" "Before the fight comes home?" "How can I marry a pretty little girl" "When I got no shoes to put on?" "How can I marry a pretty little girl" "When I got no hat to put on?" "Soldier, soldier, won't you marry me" "Before the fight comes home?" "How can I marry an ugly little girl" "When I got a pretty wife back home?" "You there!" "Have made first contact with a wild Indian." "One came to the fort and tried to steal my horse." "When I appeared, he became frightened and ran off." "Have decided to bury excess ordnance let it fall into enemy hands." "Keeping only the barest necessities for myself." "My afternoon rides have been pared down to short circular patrols always keeping the posting sight." "Am taking steps to prepare for another visitation." "Do not know how many more might be in the vicinity but am assuming that where there is one there's sure to be another." "Most of my work has been geared toward creating the illusion of strength and stability." "I'm still alone, however, and unless troops arrive soon all may be lost." "Kicking Bird has been keeping to himself these last few days." "I do not like to see our medicine man walking so alone." "What does his wife say?" "She says that he is keeping to himself." "That's not what I asked you." "Well, what did you ask me?" "What did she say?" "She said that he is keeping to himself these days." "That's what she says." "Make sure that my meat is soft." "My teeth hurt." "May I come in?" "No, let him sit with me." "Our country seems good this summer but I have not been out to see it." "But the buffalo are late." "And I always worry about the bellies of our children." "I was thinking of a dance." "Yes." "A dance is always a good idea." "It would be good to have a strong sign." "There's a funny thing about signs." "We know when they are bad or good." "Sometimes they are strange and it's hard to understand them." "A smart man will think on these things." "If he is still confused, he will tell somebody." "For instance, he might tell you or me." "A smart man always does this." "I have seen such a sign." "Really?" "I saw a man." "A naked, white man." "Are you sure it was a man?" "I saw his sex." "Did you speak to him?" "No." "it's been two days now, and nothing." "My presence here must have been reported by now." "Have made all the preparations I can think of." "Cannot mount an adequate defense as I am still alone." "But will try to make a big impression when they come." "Waiting." "Post-script...." "The man I encountered was a magnificent-looking fellow." "He might be a god." "Or a white chief with special abilities." "That is why we should talk with him." "I do not care for this talk about this white man." "Whatever he is, he is not a Sioux, and that makes him less." "When I hear that more whites are coming, I want to laugh." "We took a hundred horses from these people." "There was no honor in it." "They don't ride well." "They don't shoot well." "They're dirty." "Those soldiers could not even make it through one winter here." "And these people are said to flourish?" "I think they will all be dead soon." "I think this fool is probably lost." "Wind In His Hair's words are strong and I have heard them." "It's true the whites are a poor race and hard to understand." "But make no mistake." "The whites are coming." "Even our enemies agree on this." "So when I see one man alone without fear in our country I do not think he is lost." "I think he may have medicine." "I see someone who might speak for all the white people who are coming." "I think this is a person with which treaties might be struck." "Kicking Bird is always looking ahead and that is good." "But this man cannot cover our lodges or feed our children." "He is nothing to us." "I will take some men." "We will shoot some arrows into this white man." "If he truly has medicine, he will not be hurt." "If he has no medicine, he will be dead." "No man can tell another what to do." "But killing a white man is a delicate matter." "If you kill one, more are sure to come." "It's easy to become confused by these questions." "It's hard to know what to do." "We should talk about this some more." "That is all I have to say." "What's the matter, now?" "We don't think this is such a good idea." "If we take the horse of a white god they will make up songs about us." "Maybe." "They will ask us to go on raids." "Who gets the horse?" "I do." "I do, but we share." "Now who can say this is not a great plan?" "It's always the same." "Every time." "Yes, sir, I have." "No, I'll ask, sir." "We'll be heroes." "They'll write songs about us." "What happened?" "I don't know." "My arm doesn't work." "You shouldn't have fallen off." "Now we'll get in trouble." "It was your idea." "My idea was only to take the horse, not fall down." "Otter hurt himself." "What are you looking at?" "I'm the one who's hurt." "I will be when my father finds out." "His bow will be across my back." "I am Wind In His Hair." "I am Wind In His Hair." "Do you see that I am not afraid of you?" "Do you see?" "The party that went against the Utes is coming back." "There are many hearts on the ground." "I realize now that I have been wrong." "All this time, i've been waiting." "Waiting for what?" "For someone to find me?" "For Indians to take my horse?" "To see a buffalo?" "Since I have arrived at this post I have been walking on eggs." "It has become a bad habit and I am sick of it." "Tomorrow morning, I will ride out to the Indians." "I do not know the outcome or wisdom of this thinking but i've become a target and a target makes a poor impression." "I am through waiting." "What are you looking at?" "Son of a bitch!" "No." "Wait." "Wait." "Wait." "You need help." "You're hurt." "You need" "No!" "Let me...." "You need help." "You need help." "You're hurt." "Let me help you." "You're hurt." "Don't." "She's hurt." "She's hurt." "You are not welcome here." "No." "She's hurt." "Go away from us." "You are not welcome." "Go away from us." "Stop." "The soldier did not come to fight." "He is going away and we will let him." "I am in agreement with Kicking Bird." "We will go down and talk to the white man." "And find out why he is here." "If this council decides to talk to the white man then it will be so." "But in my mind it's not right that a chief as great as Ten Bears goes to ask the business of a puny, trespassing white man who has only a smart horse and a few white man's clothes." "I will not go." "You will go." "And you will go." "That is all I have to say." "Welcome." "Welcome." "Hi!" "Come." "Please, sit down." "Sit down." "Wait just a...." "Just a minute." "His mind is gone." "Tatanka." "Buffalo." "Buffalo." "Tatanka." "Buffalo." "Tatanka." "The fierce one, as I call him, seems a very tough fellow." "I hope I never have to fight him." "From the little I know, he seems to be honest and very direct." "I like the quiet one immensely." "He's been patient and inquisitive." "He seems eager to communicate." "I would conclude that he is a man of some weight among his people." "Buffalo." "I believe I made an even greater impression on their next visit." "I produced a coffee grinder, something none of them had seen before." "Is the coffee not good?" "It's too strong, maybe." "Sugar." "Put in." "Taste it." "Sugar." "You want some?" "You want some?" "That's a lot." "Okay." "Yeah." "it's good to finally have some company." "So much goes unsaid and I have the feeling that these people the quiet one in particular, want something from me." "Made presents of coffee and most of the sugar." "It didn't figure to last anyway." "Don't believe I go too far in saying that a foundation for good relations is being laid." "Stands With A Fist." "We will talk awhile." "Your wounds are healing well?" "Yes, they are." "You are happy here, with my family?" "I am glad to be here." "I am missing my husband." "Perhaps you will marry again when the time is right?" "Perhaps." "We have word from many places that the whites are coming." "They are coming into everyone's country." "I think they will soon be in ours." "This white man who lives at the old soldier fort...." "l have visited him and I believe his heart is a good one." "I am afraid of the white man at the fort." "I am afraid he will tell others that I am here." "I am afraid they will try to take me away." "I've heard they take people away." "Every warrior in camp would fight them if they tried." "I cannot make the white man language." "He cannot speak Sioux." "It has been a long time since I made the talk." "I want you to try." "I don't know how." "Yes, you do." "I can't." "I can't." "It's dead in me." "I don't ask this for myself." "I ask this for all the people." "He knows things about the whites which we do not." "Now, you must remember." "I can't." "Will she make the white words?" "She won't try." "She is being difficult." "Well, she's the one who's crying." "Perhaps the difficulty is yours." "Christine!" "Get 'em, Joe!" "Get them chickens!" "Billy, you get away from those puppies!" "Damn!" "Get the kids, and get them in the house." "Go on!" "Christine!" "Christine!" "Where are you?" "I'm up here, mother." "Get down now." "Why?" "Just do it." "Stay right where you are." "Get back." "Do you hear me?" "Joe, get in the house right now!" "Willie!" "Who is it, Willie?" "They look like Pawnee." "My father and your father are talking to them." "What do they want?" "l don't know." "Go on." "You heard him." "Get out of here." "Run, Christine!" "I said run!" "Joe!" "Christine!" "Mommy!" "Come on, Two Socks." "Bacon." "Two Socks, like Cisco, has become a trusted friend." "He still won't eat from my hand but his keen eyes and ears never fail to alert me when something is wrong." "Tatanka." "No." "No, I haven't seen any buffalo." "Sorry." "Are you hungry?" "Are you hungry?" "I have food. I have a lot of food." "Nothing I've been told about these people is correct." "They are not beggars and thieves." "They are not the bogeymen they've been made out to be." "On the contrary, they are polite guests and have a familiar humor I enjoy." "Real communication is slow, however and the quiet one is as frustrated as I am." "Most of our progress has been built on the basis of failure rather than success." "I've thought to inquire if the woman I found lived or not but it seems far too complicated a subject, given our limitations." "One thing is clear, however." "There are no buffalo." "And it weighs heavy on their minds." "Yesterday's meeting was the best yet." "It seems I've been invited to the village and I'm looking forward to going." "We were waiting for you." "We were waiting for you." "Now tell him we are glad that he is here." "Hello." "You...." "Here...." "Good." "Thank you. I feel good." "I feel good." "Ask him why he is at the soldier fort." "The soldier fort." "Wait." "What is your names?" "Our names?" "What is his name?" "He's right. introductions should come first." "He...." "He...." "Kick." "Kick?" "More." "More kick?" "More kicking?" "Kicking." "Bird?" "Bird, kicking bird." "Kicking Bird." "What is he...." "Is he chief?" "No." "A holy man." "Holy man." "Your name?" "l don't" "How are you called?" "Get up?" "Stand up?" "Stands?" "Stands." "Your name's Stands?" "Stands." "With." "With?" "With." "Stands with?" "Fist?" "Yes." "Stands With A Fist?" "Stands With A Fist." "I'm John Dunbar." "John Dunbar." "Dumb Bear." "No, not Dumb Bear." "Dunbar." "Dun...." "Bar." "Not Dumb Bear." "Dunbar." "There's been an exciting breakthrough with the Indians." "The woman I found on the prairie speaks English and today, clear progress was made." "She is white, and though I cannot be sure how she came to be with these people I can tell she is not a captive." "While I'm not afraid I don't feel completely welcome by everyone in the village." "My being here must be Kicking Bird's idea." "He is very enthusiastic and like two children we are both anxious to know more about each other." "But I find myself holding back." "For some reason, I am reluctant to answer all his questions." "Maybe it's my sense of duty but something tells me not to say too much." "It was good to see Fort Sedgewick again and yet I look forward to another visit with my new neighbors." "This is still my home, however and I remain watchful for my relief and can only hope that my negotiations with the wild people of the plains will bear fruit." "Buffalo!" "Buffalo!" "I've seen buffalo!" "Buffaloes!" "Tatanka." "Tatanka?" "Yeah." "Riders were sent out to pick up the trail." "In the time it took to gather my things at Sedgewick the entire tribe was well on its way." "Their efficiency and speed with which they moved was enough to impress any military commander." "Spirits are high, and overnight I've gone from a person of suspicion to one of genuine standing." "I am greeted with open smiles and looks of appreciation." "In short, I have become a celebrity." "Loo ten tant!" "Loo ten tant!" "Loo ten tant!" "Scouts picked up the trail exactly where l said it would be." "It was not hard to find a gigantic swath of torn-up ground extending to the horizon." "The numbers it took to create this impossible image was hard to imagine." "Loo ten tant!" "Loo ten tant!" "Who would do such a thing?" "The field was proof enough that it was a people without value and without soul." "With no regard for Sioux rights." "The wagon tracks leading away left little doubt and my heart sank, as I knew it could only be white hunters." "Voices that had been joyous all morning were now as silent as the dead buffalo left to rot in this valley killed only for their tongues and the price of their hides." "Loo ten tant." "It was suddenly clear now what had happened and my heart sank as I tried to convince myself that the white men who'd been killed were bad people and deserved to die." "But it was no use." "I tried to believe that Wind In His Hair and Kicking Bird and the others who shared in the killing were not so happy for having done it." "But they were." "As I looked at familiar faces, I realized that the gap between us was greater than I could ever have imagined." "As they celebrated into the night the coming hunt it was hard to know where to be." "I don't know if they understood, but I could not sleep among them." "There had been no looks, and there was no blame." "There was only the confusion of a people not able to predict a future." "Are you all right?" "I can't." "No, I'm full." "I'm full, and I can't tell the story anymore." "No." "You want to try it?" "You want to try it?" "Here." "I can't." "This is too much." "Good trade." "This is a good trade." "No, no, I can't." "I'm full, I'm tired." "No!" "Loo ten tant!" "Loo ten tant!" "Tatanka." "Big tatanka." "Big tatanka." "That's my hat!" "You're wearing my hat." "It's my hat." "I found it on the prairie." "It's mine." "No, you...." "My hat." "That hat belongs to the Lieutenant." "He left it on the prairie." "He didn't want it." "Well, you can see he wants it now." "We all know that it's a soldier's hat." "We all know who wears it." "If you want to keep it, that's all right." "But give something for it." "Good trade." "There you are." "Come here, Cisco." "It seems every day ends with a miracle here." "And whatever God may be, I thank God for this day." "To stay any longer would have been useless." "We had all the meat we could possibly carry." "We had hunted for three days, losing a half a dozen ponies and only three men injured." "I'd never known a people so eager to laugh so devoted to family, so dedicated to each other." "And the only word that came to mind was "harmony."" "Many times I've felt alone but until this afternoon I'd never felt completely lonely." "intermission" "Made a long patrol today." "There's nothing to report." "Time seems irrelevant except for the fact that I am bored and these hours alone are endless." "Itis difficult for me to muster any enthusiasm for my regular duties here." "And the fortis showing serious signs of neglect." "The truth is, I am missing the company of my friends." "I can see all of their faces, butsomehow itis not enough." "Tomorrow I will pay them a visit." "It may be forward of me, but what can it hurt?" "After all, they are my neighbors." "The nightsounds have become so familiar as to be comforting." "My life on the prairie"s a good one and for the mostpart, I am content." "The Indians have a greatpull for me that goes beyond curiosity." "There's something wise about them and I'm drawn to them in ways much stronger than my obligations to the military." "Go home!" "Damn him." "God!" "Go home!" "Go!" "Go home, Two Socks!" "Bad wolf!" "You were right." "He is a special white man." "He should have a real name." "Itis autumn now and I am spending more time than ever with my friends." "They have given me my own lodge and I feel comfortable there." "We talk every day, but I know Kicking Bird is frustrated with me." "He always wants to know how many more white people are coming." "I tell him they will mostlikely pass through this country and nothing more." "But I am speaking in half-truths." "One day there will be too many, but I cannot bring myself to tell him that." "I am sure that Stands With A Fist knows that I am holding back but to her credit, she says nothing." "A warparty is going against the Pawnee soon and I have asked to go." "I sense I made a mistake in doing so but I could not bring myself to take it back." "They are my friends, and from whatlittle I gather the Pawnee have been very hard on these people." "I hope I have not overstepped my bounds." "Come in, please." "Sit down?" "Kicking Bird want to know why you want to make war on the Pawnee." "They have done nothing to you." "They are Sioux enemies." "Only Sioux warriors to go." "Tell him that I have been a warrior longer than many of the young men who will go on this war party." "Tell him." "He said that the Sioux way of being a warrior is not the white way." "You are not ready." "l know, I understand." "Tell him I cannot learn these ways in camp." "He also asks that you watch over his family while he is gone." "This thing he asks is a great honor for you." "Tell him that I would be happy to watch over his family." "He thanks Dances With Wolves for coming." "Who is Dances With Wolves?" "It is the name which all the people are calling you now." "Dances With...." "That's right." "That day." "Dances With Wolves." "How do you say it?" "Keep on with the white man talk if it pleases you." "I like to make the talk." "I'm here." "We walk." "I cut this off." "I shaved it off." "More." "Grass grows on the prairie." "Grass grows on the prairie?" "Wrong." "Wrong?" "You said, Fire lives on the prairie." "I did?" "No laughing, though." "That man is a fighter." "Again." "That man is a fighter." "Okay, I have it." "Yes." "Hoo hoo, right?" "No?" "Try this." "What's the word for beautiful?" "What are you doing?" "It's hot, and we are sitting in the shade." "I'm hungry." "How is Dances With Wolves?" "What do you mean?" "How is he learning?" "He is a fast learner." "What did you think I meant?" "You go for water, today?" "Then let us take you." "How did you get your name?" "I was not very old when I came to be with the people." "And I was made to work." "I worked every day, very hard." "There was a woman who didn't like me much." "She used to call me bad names, and sometimes she...." "Beat me?" "And one day, she was calling me these bad names with her face in my face and I hit her." "I was not very big, but she fell down." "She fell hard and didn't move." "And then I stood over her with my fist and I asked if there was any other woman who wanted to call me bad names." "No one bothered me after that day." "No, I wouldn't think so." "Show me." "Show me where you hit her." "Why are you not married?" "I'm sorry." "l have to go." "I'm sorry." "Can I help you?" "You are not talking today?" "No, I am not." "Some of your words are wrong but you are learning fast." "So what can I tell you today?" "I want to know about Stands With A Fist." "Why is there no man with her?" "She is in mourning." "I don't...." "l do not understand mourning." "She cries for someone." "Cries for who?" "It is not polite to speak of the dead." "But you are new, so I will tell you." "She cries for her husband." "He was killed not long ago." "That is how you came to find her on the prairie." "How long will she cry?" "It is Kicking Bird's place to say when she is finished." "He's the one that found her when she was very little." "People are talking about you." "What are they saying?" "They are proud of the medicine you are making with Dances With Wolves." "I have hurt him, and I should go talk to him." "You can't." "He is gone." "He left this morning." "Bet you were thinking:" "Now, why don't he write?" "Hello, Two Socks." "Come on." "I won't hurt you." "Come on." "You can do this." "You can do this." "Come on." "This is easy." "This is easy, Two Socks." "I am in mourning." "No, we cannot." "Yes." "We must be careful." "We must be careful." "Okay." "Wait!" "What?" "Trouble." "The Pawnee are coming." "A big party of 40 or 50 men this time." "Hunters found them not far to the north." "Soon be here." "Stone Calf, wait. I will follow you." "The Pawnee do not come for horses." "They come for blood." "Get your weapons and come to my lodge." "I will get them." "Stone Calf, wait." "I have guns." "I have many rifles." "At the fort?" "Yes." "No." "The ride is long and we can spare no men." "Guns would make one warrior like two." "Take one man and go quickly." "I will take Smiles A Lot." "Okay!" "Shoot the gun!" "It was hard to know how to feel." "I"d never been in a battle like this one." "There was no dark political objective." "This was not a fight for territory or riches or to make men free." "It was fought to preserve the food stores that would see us through the winter." "To protect the lives of women and children and loved ones only a few feet away." "Stone Calf was a greatloss, but even the old men could not remember such a one-sided victory." "And I gradually began to look atitin a new way." "I felt a pride I"d never felt before." "I"d never really known who John Dunbar was." "Perhaps the name itself had no meaning." "But as I heard my Sioux name being called over and over I knew for the first time who I really was." "When we were younger, he always bragged about how brave he was." "And what a great chief he would make." "He thought I was impressed." "While walking on the prairie, we surprised a small herd of buffalo." "And the first thing this brave warrior did is run for a tree." "He would have forgotten all about me if he hadn"t needed my help to climb it." "And we sat there all day as this old cow circled below." "Making loud noises and hitting her head against the trunk." "Where are you going?" "There is gambling tonight." "Horseback"s games are always good." "I'm tired." "Horseback already has a good rifle of mine." "Good night." "How long will Stands With A Fist mourn?" "I don't know." "I hope it will not be too long." "Has something happened?" "What?" "She has found love again." "With who?" "Who do you think?" "Tell me." "Dances With Wolves." "Are you certain of this?" "When you see them together, you will know." "What are people saying?" "They like the match." "No one is angry?" "It makes sense." "They are both white." "I suppose I will be the one to say something." "She"s your daughter now." "I know." "Relax." "You can"t see everything coming." "Stop it." "Quit your playing." "Stands With A Fist." "You will mourn no more." "Sit, sit." "There's talk that you want to get married." "To who?" "To Stands With A Fist." "That"s the one, isn"t it?" "She"s in mourning." "Not today." "Kicking Bird has released her." "He did?" "What are you doing here?" "Kicking Bird told me to wait." "You might have to wait a long time." "Smiles A Lot says he saw Kicking Bird riding on the prairie." "He says he was talking to himself." "A medicine man takes it pretty hard when he is the last to know something." "What do I do?" "You are pretty poor and a Sioux girl is not for free." "I don't know if you can get married." "I have the buckskin...." "No, that"s too much medicine." "Do you think my horse is too much medicine?" "For a girl." "Wait here." "Maybe we can help you." "Wait." "That"s all I do is wait!" "The whole village was eager to take up a collection on my behalf." "The generosity of the people was astonishing." "The more valued the gift, the more easily it was given." "Even the poorer families wanted to give up animals they could not afford." "It was hard to turn them away." "Black Shawl was a mystery." "I couldn"t guess whatshe was thinking and she offered no advice no words of encouragement." "I may have been the brunt of an insidejoke thatincluded the entire village but I was determined." "Wind In His Hair told me if all the gifts were gone in the morning my offer had been accepted." "I spent a sleepless night wondering what misstep, if any, I had made." "I had no idea what Kicking Bird"s decision would be." "Turn around." "You look good." "You know, the man she mourned for...." "He was my best friend." "I didn"t know that." "He was a good man." "It has been hard for me to like you." "I am not the thinker Kicking Bird is." "I always feel anger first." "There were no answers to my questions." "But now I think he went away because you were coming." "That is how I see it." "This is a good day for me." "And for me." "If you want this man, take his hand in yours." "I had never been married before." "I don't know if all grooms have the same experience but as Kicking Bird began to speak about what was expected of a Sioux husband my mind began to swim in a way thatshut out everything but her the tiny details of her costume the contours of hershape the lighting her eyes the smallness of her feet." "I knew that the love between us would be served." "Have you heard all that I have said?" "Yes." "Good, then take her inside." "She is your wife." "Good." "Thank you." "Bye." "Bye." "Dances With Wolves" door is closed a lot these days." "I think they"re having trouble making a baby." "I don't think they"re having trouble at all." "If we pull the smoke flap shut, they will come out for sure." "Dances With Wolves, are you in there?" "Today I am riding away to a far away place." "I would like you to ride with me." "It"s good to be out." "Yes, it must be." "We are trying for a baby." "No waiting?" "No waiting." "I was just thinking that of all the trails in this life there is one that matters most." "It is the trail of a true human being." "I think you are on this trail, and it is good to see." "We call you the Busy Bee." "It is said that all the animals were born here." "That from here they spread over the prairies to feed all the people." "Even our enemies agree that this is a sacred place." "It"s quiet here." "We must wait for these people." "No, they've been gone a week." "Maybe more." "We will water the horses and go home." "You always ask about the white people." "You always want to know how many more are coming." "There will be a lot, my friend." "More than can be counted." "How many?" "Like the stars." "It makes me afraid for all the Sioux." "We should tell this to Ten Bears." "The men who wore this came in the time of my grandfather"s grandfather." "Eventually we drove them out." "Then the Mexicans came." "They do not come here anymore." "In my own time, the Texans." "They have been like all the others." "They take without asking." "I don't know if we are ready for these people." "But I think you are right." "I think they will keep coming." "When I think of that, I look at this helmet." "Our country is all that we have, and we will fight to keep it." "Tomorrow we will strike the village and go to the winter camp." "You have everything from the soldier fort?" "Yes." "There's nothing for me there." "That"s good." "The journal." "Stands With...." "Wait!" "Words are important!" "The words in the book are like a trail for people to follow." "Now, it tells everything about my life here." "I must get it." "Enough." "We cannot wait for you." "I"ll catch up." "Injun!" "Get him!" "Injun!" "No!" "Stay down." "Stay." "My God." "God." "It"s okay." "Something has happened." "Dances With Wolves is not coming." "He must have trouble." "Pick two good men and send them back to the soldier fort." "Spivey." "Spivey!" "Yeah, Sergeant." "Tell the major he"s waking up." "Move your worthless ass." "You got yourself a hell of a shiner didn"t you?" "Major"s coming through." "Does he speak English?" "I don't know, sir." "Speak English?" "Talk English?" "Talk!" "I speak English." "Who are you?" "Lt. John J. Dunbar." "This is my post." "Why are you dressed like this?" "I came out from Fort Hayes last April, but there was nobody here." "Do you have proof of that?" "My journal"s on the bunk in my quarters." "My orders are in the journal." "It will tell you everything." "Spivey, you and Edwards were the first ones here." "Did you find anything?" "A journal?" "No, we didn"t find nothing, sir." "Where"s Edwards?" "He's outside." "He didn"t find nothing either." "Somebody find me Edwards." "You turned lnjun, didn"t you?" "Didn"t you?" "What did you say your name was?" "Dunbar." "D-u-n-b-a-r." "John." "You say you"re an officer?" "God." "Did you read my orders?" "No." "They"re in my journal." "There are no orders." "There's no journal." "Why are you out of uniform?" "I have to relieve myself." "Sergeant, take care of him." "Yes, sir." "Let"s go." "He's a white man." "Doesn"t look white to me." "They say he"s a soldier." "He's an officer." "Do you salute him or shoot him?" "Here, you." "Eyes front." "I said eyes front!" "Don't shoot him!" "Hit him!" "Get him!" "Get him!" "Why are you out of uniform?" "What"s the army doing out here?" "Lieutenant"s asking the questions." "Bauer." "We"re charged with apprehending...." "We"re charged with apprehending hostiles and recovering stolen property retrieving white captives taken in hostile raidings." "There are no hostiles." "We will ascertain that for ourselves." "If you"ll guide us to these camps and serve as an interpreter your conduct will be re-evaluated." "What conduct?" "With all due respect" "Your status as a traitor might improve should you choose to cooperate with the United States Army." "There's nothing for you to do out here." "Are you willing to cooperate or not?" "Speak up!" "I am Dances With Wolves." "What"s that?" "I have nothing to say to you." "You are not worth talking to." "Sergeant, form a detail and take this man down to the river." "Let him clean up his face." "Yes, sir." "Not you, Spivey." "Lieutenant." "Major wants to see you." "Spivey." "Spivey." "You got paper?" "What"s it to you?" "Give me some, shit-bird." "Can you read?" "No, I can"t read." "What the hell"s the difference?" "You can"t read either." "Now just give me some." "Quick, give me some!" "All right." "Hold your horses." "Bauer!" "Let go of me!" "Lap it up, lnjun." "Go ahead." "Lap it up." "You son of a bitch!" "It"s all right." "It"s all right." "He's going to get hungrier, that"s all." "But maybe that don't matter." "Word is they"re going to ship you back to Hayes." "And once you get there, they gonna hang you." "Come on." "Forget about him." "Go on." "Get out of here." "Get up in there!" "Spivey, what is that?" "Looks like he"s following us." "Hell, I'm going to shoot him." "Dang." "You missed him." "Don't shoot, damn it. lt"s my shot." "Wait. I seen him first." "Get down!" "Look at that stupid bastard." "He ain"t even moving." "Wait a minute!" "That"s my shot." "Shoot him!" "Shoot him, Edwards." "He's standing there." "Shoot him!" "Jesus Christ!" "Holy shit!" "Bauer, get him off him!" "He might have killed you." "I"ll get that son of a bitch." "Sit down, goddamn it!" "That"s it. I got him!" "Dead shot, boys." "Come on." "Son of a bitch!" "Get up!" "Get up!" "I mean it!" "Get up!" "Get up!" "Come on, get up!" "What?" "You bash that prisoner one more time, I"ll put those shackles on you." "You men get back here!" "Goddamn it!" "Boo." "Clear behind that stand of trees?" "All right." "Let"s go." "I don't see nobody." "Indians!" "No." "Dances With Wolves is quiet these days." "Is his heart bad?" "Killing the soldiers at the river was a good thing." "I did not mind killing those men." "I was glad to do it." "But the soldiers hate me now, like they hate no other." "They think I am a traitor." "And they will hunt for me." "And when they find me, they find you." "I think it would be wise to move the village now." "I will be leaving." "I must go and talk with those who would listen." "Quiet." "You are hurting my ears." "Leave us alone." "You are the only white man I have ever known." "I have thought about you a lot." "More than you know." "But I think you are wrong." "The man the soldiers are looking for no longer exists." "Now there is only a Sioux named Dances With Wolves." "Let"s smoke awhile." "With Ten Bears, it was always more than a while." "There was purpose in everything he did and I knew he wanted me to stay." "But I was sure of myself." "I would be an excuse and that"s all the army would need to find this place." "I pushed him as far as I could to move the camp butin the end he only smiled and talked ofsimple pleasures." "He reminded me that at his age a good fire is better than anything." "Ten Bears was an extraordinary man." "You have nothing to say?" "What can I tell you?" "What"s ever on your mind." "You"ve made the decision." "My place is with you." "I go where you go." "You"re not afraid?" "No." "I told Ten Bears we"d leave when the snow breaks." "Did you tell everyone?" "Not everyone." "It"s all right." "You finish your pipe?" "Good pipe." "How does it smoke?" "I've never smoked it." "We come far you and me." "I will not forget you." "Dances With Wolves." "I am Wind In His Hair." "Do you see that I am your friend?" "Can you see that you will always be my friend?" "Sergeant!" "Over here!" "Now!" "Thirteen years later, their homes destroyed, their buffalo gone, the last band of free Sioux submitted to white authority at Fort Robinson, Nebraska." "The great horse culture of the plains was gone and the American frontier was soon to pass into history." "Subtitles ripped by tiger6ex (c) BitShock.org TEAM" | {
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"Resync:" "Xenzai[NEF]" "Goodbye, little blue planet!" "I feel good - how about you?" "Yeah" " I feel pretty good too." "Hey Lexx, what about you, you feel good?" "I feel good too, captain - and I will feel even better when I eat that little tiny snack" " ahead of us." " Good" "Lexx, good, yeah." "Well now captain Stanley is going off to have himself a long overdue very pleasant uninterrupted sleep." "What tiny little snack?" "Who cares?" "!" " I do." " You care about Lexx's snacks?" "I'm just curious, that's all." "You poor lizard." "OK Lexx, let's see the snack that you're about to eat." "It is very small, and is crunchy on the outside," " and chewy on the inside." " See?" "It's a piece of space junk." "You satisfied?" "Enjoy your snack, Lexx." "Stan!" "Stan!" "What is it now?" "So, it's a snack that makes noise." "I don't think it's just a snack that makes noise, Stan." "It's someone trying to contact us." "And you want -?" "Oh Tweedle, this is a mistake." "Xev, no matter who it is, or what it is, we are not going back to Earth, OK?" "OK Lexx, make contact." "As you command, captain." " Hello?" " Yeah yeah yeah, who is it?" "Hello?" "We've been rescued!" "Hey rescue dudes, like, whoa!" "Like what?" " Whoa." " Whoa." "They took the bait!" "What do you mean, they took the bait?" "Hello Lexx." "Sayonara Earth." "Lexx 4-19 Haley's Comet" "Oh yeah." "And here, is where we eat." "Lexx - food please." "Does it contain animal products?" "I don't know, do you count insects as animals?" " Yes!" " Well, the Lexx is an insect, and this food - if you can call it that!" " is a product of the Lexx, so - does that answer your question?" " It does." " It's like, totally totally bland, but" "I'm like really really hungry, so no problemo." "Is it organic?" "Well, it comes from an organ." "It comes from - a very big organ." "The Lexx's food organ." "Yeah, the Lexx makes all the food we want as long as he's had something to eat himself, and since he just ate Holland it's like hey, no problemo." "It reminds me of that food they served at that overpriced" "American private school that Haley went to in Croydon." "The Earth is a dying planet dude, that's why we're up here." "Well that's why we're up here too." "Excellent!" "And that's why we're leaving it." " Kyoto, man." " Globalisation." "World Trade Organisation." "No free trade and agriculture." "The planet is like totally controlled by evil forces." "Well hey, I'm with you there." "Hey, don't stand so close to the edge, that's dangerous!" "Do you guys like sex?" "Yeah!" "Good." "See" " I'm a love slave, and I went down to Earth so I could find men to have sex with, but it never worked out." "I think that is because it's a Type 13 planet controlled by evil forces." "So now we want to find a new and better planet where they have more sex more often - a lot more often." "That's, like great." " Yeah." "We're trying to get the message out." "Will you help us?" "Sure." "What message?" "That the big corporations rule everything." "We want it to stop." "And we want reparations for the people, all the people." "The corporations must be made" " to pay, dude." " This may make sense to you guys but I have no idea what you're talking about." "OK, OK, check this out " "Haley's dad is like this big rich corporate dude, and she has a huge trust fund and we used the money to pay the Russians in Kazakhstan, you know, Star City, where they send up all the Sputniks and stuff" "to blast us up here into space." "So we could get the message to the people." "It was an old Comet class capsule that never got used." "And we have a laptop with all the right codes for like the TV satellites and stuff but the antenna got busted on the launch or something so like he we are, up in space like totally disconnected from ground control." "So - just let me see if I understand this - you went up into space in that, that tin can, so that you could broadcast a message back to Earth." " Exactly." " OK." "And you want us to help you go back so you can do that." "Dude, you like totally got it!" "Well, we're not gonna do it." " Why not?" " Because we put the Earth behind us." "It's a bad planet and we don't want anything ever to do with it." "What do you mean, put the Earth behind you?" "I mean, that we are going far far away from the Earth, never to return, and with any luck we'll never even have to think" " about it ever again." " But I have to be back next week for the Earth Fest in Trieste." "Have you ever been to Trieste?" " No." " I don't understand." "Where would you live then, on the space station?" " What space station?" " This one." "Oh no." "This is not a space station." "This is the Lexx - the most powerful force of destruction ever built in the two universe, and I am the captain." "He is the captain." "Wow." "Stan, we haven't gone that far yet." "Maybe we should just swing back round to Earth" " and drop them off." " Xev, you promised!" "We agreed that we were never gonna go back there." "Well, we're probably still close enough to send them back in a moth." "Yeah?" "Yeah, we could do that." "We could do something else." " Like what?" " Like bring them with us." "What do you have in mind?" "Well, maybe we could just send the guys back in a moth, you know?" "Well look, the crew is unbalanced here, we need a couple more females." "I think it's the girls who wanna go back, if anyone." "We're in no hurry." "We can just bring them with us for a while and if things work out the way captain Stan would like, well then great." "If it doesn't, we can just drop them off someplace pleasant - or unpleasant, depends on how they behave." "Kai, what do you think?" "I think - the dead should not intrude in the affairs of the living." "Wow, weird cloth." "Can you machine wash this, or do you have to take it to the dry cleaners?" "It is made of very small living structures strung together." "It cleans itself." "Get your fingers off my man," " you evil tramp!" " Excuse me?" "I am a psycically jealous robot head in love with a dead man, and I've been watching you and I can see the need to corpse-cuddle growing in your wicked little eyes!" "He's funny." "Actually no, he's not funny." "He's an evil and a dangerous robot head and his programming is totally defective." "He actually is in love with Kai, so I just recommend that you stay away from him." "Stay away from Kai too because he's dead, he's got no interest in women." "Is that true?" "Yes." "But now, umm, see, if you " "Now this ship is really some weird secret NASA thing except you're not allowed to tell me the truth, right?" " No, this actually is the Lexx." " And you're" " the captain." " Yes," "I'm the captain." "Now I gotta go, OK?" "Dude, I don't believe you." "Don't believe what?" "You don't exactly look like a captain." "I don't look like a captain." "Come over here." "Lexx, who's your captain?" "You are my one and only captain," " captain Stan." " Cool." "How do you control it?" "Well, like you just saw," "I've got this key and I just " " Just what?" " Jast..." " Nothing." " Nothing?" "Dude, get real." "I said nothing!" "Everything else is on a need to know basis, and you two do not need to know." "We've got to get them to broadcast the message." "That's what this is all about." "You're right Haley." " How are we gonna do it?" " Well, we're gonna have to make 'em like us." "Like us how?" "Really like us." "We're gonna have to put out for them, if we expect them to perform for us." "You get the captain, Haley." "He's like, way over 30!" "And anyway, how can I, when " "When what?" " You and I, you know " " We what?" "Don't worry." "This is just a practical thing." "It won't affect you and me." "We've all gotta make sacrifices Haley, to get the word out to the people!" "I have to ask, how you ever managed to get it up with her." "I just closed my eyes and thought of the trust fund." "You're dangerous, aren't you?" "Yes." "Wow." "Is this where you sleep?" "I do not sleep, but I do spend most of my time in this cryopod in a state of suspended animation to preserve my protoblood." "Are you aware of anything when you're in it?" "No." "Why aren't you in it now?" "Stan and Xev reanimate me, when they think they may need my assistance, such as when they encounter an unknown craft in space." "You mean - like us?" "What do you want, Amber?" "I don't know " "I'm confused." "Confused?" "She is an evil witch who's trying to cast a spell on my dead man, who really wants to cuddle with my casing, only he doesn't realise it." "Kai - use your brace and kill her so I don't have to endure her grating voice any longer!" "I will not do that, 790" "What is your brace?" "This." "What does it do?" "It kills people." "Have you killed anyone" " with it?" " I was an assassin with the Divine Order for 2000 years." "I have killed many people." "Show me how it works." "Show her Kai - by killing her!" "He is not interested in you." "What makes you say that?" "He has not had sex in over 6000 years and has no interest in anyone - especially stupid tarts with tacky clothes!" "I might be interested in him." " I won't allow it!" " You won't?" "No I will not." "Stay far away" " from my man, or " " Or what?" "Or I'll do whatever I have to to stop you." "And what would that be?" "I'll run you down!" "I'll scramble your programming!" "I'll bite you if I get the chance!" "I'll " "I think you're overheating." "But I love him." "I love him!" "Kai!" "I love you, and she's just a cheap floozy trying to add you to her trophy shelf!" "I find it hard to love those who are destroying the Earth." "Don't worry." "We agreed not to blow up your planet." "I always knew you were hot Xev but - you're even hotter in the flesh." "How did you know I was hot?" "I saw you." "The whole world saw you." "First on the Internet, and then on that" "TV show." "And now here I am with you, that's totally cool." "No - totally hot." "Red hot - which you are." "And which Stanley is not, so why is he the captain and not your babelicious self?" "Because he has the key to the Lexx." "And how did he get it?" "That's a long story." "Dear dear good old pal buddy buddy flawed but ever loveable Stan" " I'm desperate." " You have to help me." " Forget it 790, you're not convincing." "Listen, you seen Amber?" "I have, pus breath." "Let's make a deal." "I'll do anything you want, you name it, as long as you kill" " the scheming bitch for me." " What?" "!" "Amber, she's after Kai." "What?" "!" "What, you want me to murder her?" "!" "Call it what you want," "I consider it a mercy killing." "Just end her life, please!" "And you think I'm gonna murder somebody just like that?" "I haven't exactly observed a solid moral streak in you, so yes." "No 790, no way." "I am not going to do it." "Please?" "!" "No 790, no - ten times no - forget it!" "Look, look, would you just - wait." " I'll make a deal with you." " What?" "OK." "Now you convince Amber to do some, you know, dirty dancing with me, and I'll do my best to make sure that she stays away from Kai." "I will have nothing to do with your filthy schemes." "OK." "Fine." "Because sooner or later she's gonna get tired of going after the dead guy, and so Stan the man's gonna get his way in the end anyway." "Captain Stanley?" "I have something for you." "And then Lyekka we think, who gave it to a moth breeder, who gave it to Bunny - that's the First Lady - who gave it back to a moth breeder, then back to Bunny," " and then Stan got it back." " Whoa!" "Whoa!" "I'd like how?" "Why do you wanna know?" "Hey, I'm a curious guy - it's a part of my nature." "It's part of my nature too, but " "What?" "Can I trust you?" "Xev, you can trust me," "I promise." "Good." "See, you can only get the key if the person, who has it is brought to either the extreme of sexual ecstasy, or the edge of death." "Cool." "Totally and excellently cool." "And now..." "Totally and excellently hot." "Hang in there babe." "Stay frosty " "I mean, hot - and I'll be right back." "We have totally hit the jackpot," "I can't believe that this is all working." "Look, I'll do the man in black, but not the captain, no way!" "The man in black does not have the key, OK?" "And he's dead so, forget it." "Amber, you have to go like right now and pounce on Tweedle before Haley does anything and gets the key for herself." "OK, I really can't see Haley bringing anyone anywhere near the edge of sexual ecstasy even him." " She's right about that." "I say we just kill the captain." "I would agree - if it wasn't for the dude in black and his brace thing." "I've read loads of ATF files about people, he totally shish-kebabed them." "We have to put the dead man on ice." " Yeah!" " So how do we do that?" "Men always do what I want." " Oh yeah?" " Trust me." " Why?" " You did." "Look, it's not like this is the first time" "I ever lowered myself purely for personal gain." "I did sleep with both of you, right?" "Did you -?" "Well Haley - what is it you want?" "I want to " "Sleep." "With you." "That's great!" "Now," "I assume by sleep with me you don't mean lie down beside me and have a little snooze?" "No." "But, like so many women you're just overcome by" "my manhood and you find yourself compelled to jump on me and enjoy my studly self to the fullest." "Am I right?" "Yes." "Well" " I'm ready." "Do your worst." "Well." "You could start - by ripping off my clothes." "How dare you, creep!" "What did you do that for?" "!" "Josh and Ryan may want me to, but I won't do it!" "But I got " "Hiya babe." "Hi Josh." "So, where were we?" "Are you ready to resume playing hide the salami with Mr Big Meat, 'cause I feel like a wild bull tonight!" "Xev, you're like" "Miss Hot Wings, baby - you're like" "Miss Super Spicy Hot Wings " "Miss Super Spicy Hot Wings with extra cayenne." "Josh?" "!" "Haley!" " Hi." " Admit it - you were only interested in me for my trust fund." "OK, you got me " "I admit it." "How could you do that?" "I had to - to get the message out Haley - to the people." "I don't believe you." "I don't believe anything you say." "I bet everything you ever told me was a lie!" "Not everything - just 99%." "You can have him." "He says he cares about the planet, but all he really cares about is himself." "I wish I'd never met you Josh." "What, her?" "Ah come on, don't worry." "Haley's like... and you're like - mmm" "Ever have the urge to kill someone?" "Yes." "I know the feeling - well." "Amber!" "I've never been this close to a real live captain before." "Well, there's - there's always a first time for everything." "I really really wanna be with you, Captain Stanley, it's just that I can't stop thinking about someone else." " Who?" " Kai." "There's something really special about him." "Yeah, he's dead - which means that he can never satisfy you the way a real live man can." "I wish I could get him out of my head!" "It would make things so much easier for us." "You, you just wait here a second," " OK?" " OK." "Yeah." "I'm just thinking of your best interests here Kai, you know, the longer you're up the more protoblood you waste." "It makes sense for you to shut down for a while." "What if you need me to protect you?" "Well if we need you we'll wake you," "OK?" "Nighty night." "Oh Amber, get ready for some real live man meat!" "Excellent." "Sleep tight, dead man." "Oh Amber, hope you're as ready as I am." "I mean, I'm talking extra hot." "I'm talking" " extra spicy." " Josh!" "We're set man." "That's great - can you come back later?" "So " "I'm gonna go tell Amber she doesn't have to do what she doesn't wanna do with the captain." "That's great." "Bye Ryan." "What does Amber not have to do with the captain?" "Oh I don't know " "I think it's something between her and Ryan." "Who cares?" "I do." "Hey Amber, you don't have to think about Kai " "Amber?" "Amber!" "Hey," " you seen Amber?" " No, why?" "Oh, no." "Forget it man - you're definitely not her type." "Listen kid - experience does count for something." "You just might learn that one day." "Amber!" "What about Kai?" " Coll." " Excellent." "So - you gonna kill him - or bonk him?" "Maybe both." "It's in a piece of manmade infrastructure, so the Lexx didn't absorb it like it does most other things." "Lucky I spotted it." "What is it?" "It's called a blackpak." "It's the solution to all your problems - and mine." "Careful." "Amber!" "Amber!" "Amber!" "Amber." "Amber." "Oh, there you are." "He looks like he's sleeping." "No, no, he's frozen actually." "Yeah, yeah, he kept going on about how his protoblood was running out and how he needed to go into cryostasis and then he just closed the lid on himself." "When will he wake up?" "Oh, could be months, maybe years even." "Yeah, but in the meantime why don't you and I retire to captain Stan's place for a little one on one?" "Yeah, OK." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Oh." "OK." "Haley has a lot of unresolved issues, and all you have to do is throw her a few scraps of affection and she's your slave, right?" "It doesn't even have to be real affection, because you can fake it easily, because she can't tell the difference." "But she's been useful, hasn't she?" "You really care about the planet, don't you Ryan?" "I do." "I care about the planet." "You just used me for my trust fund." "You needed my money to pay the Russians to launch the Comet capsule." "Good Haley - what's that thing in your hands?" "Amber." "Amber." "Amber." "You're strong." "Oh yeah." "Oh yeah." "Oh yeah yeah yeah." "Nice start." "Oh yes" " Turn around." " Turn around?" "OK." "OK." "Stanley likey!" "We're gonna have some fun." "Oh Amber, you make me feel good." "Amber?" "OK Haley," "I'll come clean." "You know Josh and I can hack into anything?" "Well about a year ago we hacked into an ATF server - the Department of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms who really do control everything." "We got to learn about the Lexx, and how the Earth was going down the crapper." "So we thought it would be the best thing to get off the planet and onto the Lexx - and now here we are." "So all that stuff about getting the message out to the people was just a big lie." "Well - kind of a lie." "We're not exactly against that, but the Earth is a very sick planet, as you yourself always say," "so we thought it would be the best idea to get off the planet and go somewhere else." "And look - we are off the planet." "Me, Amber," "Josh - and you, Haley." "We're rescued." "We are the lucky ones." "I don't feel lucky." "I do." "That's nice." "Oh that feels - you make me feel soo good." "And this thing in my hand is called a blackpak." "What's that do?" "Let's find out." "I hope it hurts." "What was that?" " What?" " You tell me." "It sounded like a blackpak, only it couldn't have been." "Coming?" "Not likely." "I've just got to check out something." "But baby - my booster rocket is fuelled up and ready to launch like right now." "Well - you'll have to keep it in the upright launch position till I'm back." " Where's Ryan?" " Gohe." "Gone where?" "Gone away - forever." "You just said it would hurt him!" "I'm sure it did hurt him - but it also killed him." "How does it feel?" "Good." "That makes me happy." " Where's Ryan?" " Gone." "Gone where?" "Away - but he told me everything before he left." "What everything?" "Just - everything." " You know." " I don't know." "Haley is going to kill you, you conniving tramp." "Yeah, right." "If that's all you have to say I'm leaving here, tout suite." "That's right, you are leaving here, because like the robot head said you'll be dead - tout suite." "Haley - you've always been a few" "French fries short of a happy meal, but this is taking things a bit far." "No it isn't." "You guys used me and you deserve to die." "And she's going to kill you - just like she killed Ryan." " You killed Ryan?" " Yes I did - with this thing." "I don't believe you." "Believe me." "Even if you did, why would you want to kill me?" "All I've ever wanted to do was to broadcast to the people." "That's a lie." "You're a scheming bitch!" "Killing you will make me feel good, which is something I haven't felt much recently." "You can't be serious." "I am." "Deadly serious." "You don't care about Haley and you never did." "Haley was just a wallet to you." "I told Ryan and Josh we should have gotten rid of you the second we blasted off." "You know why they didn't?" "Because there was no way to get you out of the capsule and they didn't want your dead body to stink the place up!" "You are a scheming bitch." "And you're sick in the head." "Exactly." "Now pull the trigger." "Haley " "I'm gonna take that thing away from you." " No, you're not." " Yes I am." " Shoot!" " Hailey, you've always been a good girl who's done what she's been told." "That's not gonna change now." "Haley's not a good girl anymore." " Haley " " Amber " " Bitchslapped!" " Amber " " Why didn't you shoot?" "!" " I don't know." "What do I do now?" "You finish the job." "You're a serial killer now." "You have to get rid of the rest of the crew - all of them - especially Xev." "She's the most dangerous." "Stan is only the captain because he has the key to the Lexx inside him." "As soon as you kill him the key will fly out of his rotten flesh and go into you, and you will be captain of the Lexx and can rule the universe!" "Quick - pick me up and take the other exit." "We have to cut Stan off before he can get to Kai in the cryochamber." "Kai!" "Kai." "Kai." "I missed him!" "I can't tell you how disappointed I am." "Now pick me up and bring me over to Kai." "Don't we have to kill the others now?" "Yes we do." "But I just need a short time to admire my man." " Haley blackpaked Amber." " What?" "!" "Yeah, she's got 790 on her side, and now she's after all of us." "We gotta get outta here fast." " Where's Kai?" " Kai's in the cryochamber, he's frozen." "We can't go in there." "Haley's in there." "I was just in there and she tried to kill me." " What's going on?" " Haley's got a blackpak." " Where'd she get it?" " What's a blackpak?" "I don't know where she got it." "A blackpak is - it's a weapon from the Cluster, it kills people." "I didn't even know we had any." " 790!" " Yeah, he musta put her up to this." "I saw her kill Amber and she said she killed Ryan and now she's after all of us." "I shoulda dumped her in space." "Yes you should have - before sweet little always trying to please everyone Haley discovered something really important about herself." " What's that, babe?" " That it feels really good to kill jerks like you, Josh." "Cut the small talk Haley, pull the trigger!" "End their lives and then sink into a state of guilt and depression and end your own life." "790, you are completely evil." "I am not completely evil!" "I am madly in love with my man and I don't like having anyone else around to compete with - especially you." "So Haley, you easily manipulated and stupid cow - blast 'em!" "What do you mean, easily manipulated?" "You were manipulated by your rich father." "You were manipulated by your no-good boyfriend, and now you're being manipulated by a love-smitten robot head - but who cares about the details?" "!" "The only important thing is that you end the lives of Stan and Xev and the other flesh bag." " They're getting away!" " Stop!" "Haley will not be manipulated anymore." "Haley - you're a serial killer." " Finish the job!" " No!" "I thought you enjoyed killing the others." "I did." "So I will kill them - but only because I want to, not because you say so." "Fine by me." "Now shoot!" "Quick, the moth." " We gotta fly." " Fly where?" "I don't know." "Earth?" "Earth is a doomed planet, and it's probably out of moth range by now anyway." "Yeah, you're right." "We have to wake up Kai, it's our only choice." "No no, 790 probably expects that," " they'll be waiting for us." " But they only have one blackpak, they can't track all of us, so we have to split up and go to the cryochamber from different directions." "She's right, that's our only choice 790's gonna be waiting for us." "He's got enhanced hearing, remember?" "I certainly do." "Stan, you go back this way." "I'll go the other way round past the shower, and you go the short way through the galley." "Do you still remember how to get to the cryochamber from here?" "Sure." "No challenge there." "Good." "Be careful." "I will." "No challenge is exactly right." "So who are you going to get rid of first?" "Myself." "No no no Haley, not yet." "Not yet?" "Save yourself for last." "What do you mean?" "I mean after everyone else is dead and you realise what a monster you've become, then you should blow yourself away - and leave me all alone with my corpse." "You're sick!" "Not as sick as you." "I am doing this for love." "You are doing it for enjoyment." "So get on with it!" "Easies easy." "They're in a moth!" "Quick - you have to shoot them down before they escape." "What are you doing, you're supposed to be on your way to the cryochamber!" "I'll come back - when you wake up the dead dude and take care of Haley." "In the meantime - good luck!" "You bring that moth back here right now." "Er" " OK." "Right after Haley blasts you and I get the key." "How did he know about the key?" "That's all he's here for." "Hiya Josh." "Hiya Haley." "Josh doesn't care about the planet, or anything else - except himself!" "He used me." "Haley was stupid back then but she's not anymore." "Haley's gonna kill him!" "And then - she's gonna kill you." "Haley, wait." "Killing is like - like, wrong." "So is sleeping with people who are emotionally fucked up just to get their dad's money!" "Get your clock fixed, Haley!" "See, I can understand why you might want to kill him," " but why us?" " Because she's flipped!" "And when you're dead she's going to turn the blackpak on herself and leave me all alone with my beloved stiff." "You really think I'm going to do that?" "I don't think it" " I know it." "You're probably right." "Of course I'm right." "That's why I chose you." "I would not have given the blackpak to someone who might potentially have interfered with my one and only forever and ever relationship." "790- if we ever get out of this," " it's the end for you." " Yeah?" "No trust fund, no boyfriend, no hope, Haley." "Do us all a favour and finish yourself off." "Back off." "Back off!" "Oh, what a silly girl." "Kai - good timing, sort of." "What are you doing up?" "I did not believe your argument Stanley, so I programmed the cryopod control unit to wake me up after a short time - but I see you do not need my help." "Not now." "She might have been a mixed up girl, 790, but you are responsible for what happened." "I think we ought to reset you." "No." "I am perfectly content being in love with Kai." "We can reset him, but he is wired for love." "As soon as we turn him on again he will become hopelessly infatuated with the first person he sees, and exhibit exactly the same obsessive and antisocial behaviour." "I am hopelessly infatuated with Kai and I want to stay that way!" "We could make him fall in love with you Stan." "No thanks!" "I vomit at the thought." "We could destroy him you know." "You could do that with your brace," " couldn't you Kai?" " Yes." "Sometimes we do really need him." "He deserves the scrap heap." "I agree." "But he's restrained in place, so we're safe for now, hmm?" "I am safe for now." "But please put me in the cryochamber so I can admire the dead one." "Oh no, 790- you have to suffer at least a little, probably a lot for what you did." "Kai - bring me with you." "My programmes are crashing." "My circuits are sizzling." "I am suffering damage beyond repair." "Kai, please!" "Don't leave me!" "Resync:" "Xenzai[NEF] Subtitle:" "Bankolya" "Mikl, Bars. beta-reader" | {
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"I'm heavily sedated, and even I know what happened last week on Shameless." "The hell have you been?" "What's in those bags, Carl?" "Horse." "[Dog barking]" "Uncle Carl!" "I told them it was Carl, and I told Chuckie to tell them it was Carl." " Kev and I are separating." " What?" "He doesn't even notice I'm alive." "The only thing he cares about is the damn babies." "You have an outstanding balance of $12,750." "I'll give you a ten-day grace period to get us the money." "I understand." "I need to make bank, right, and fast." "I'm talking Oprah money, or they kick me out of school." "We start up the ice cream truck again, except this time without the truck." "I think I like college." "I think I could be really good for you." "You're a slippery slope for me, Fiona." "You don't have the guts." "[Gunshot]" "How'd you get shot?" "He was cleaning his gun, and it backfired." "You sure about that story, Frank?" " He is." " I am." "(Beard) Bipolar one, acute mania with psychotic features." "He's resisting his diagnosis." "We had to make med-compliance a requirement for his release." "How you doing, sweet face?" "He doesn't want to take them, call me, I'll come help." "Ian, what happened to all your pills?" "I flushed them." "♪ think of all the luck you got ♪" "♪ know that it's not for naught ♪" "♪ you were beaming once before ♪" "♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪" "♪ what is this downside ♪" "♪ that you speak of?" "♪" "♪ what is this feeling ♪" "♪ you're so sure of?" "♪" "♪ ♪" "♪ round up the friends you got ♪" "♪ know that they're not for naught ♪" "♪ you were willing once before ♪" "♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪" "♪ what is this downside ♪" "♪ that you speak of?" "♪" "♪ what is this feeling ♪" "♪ you're so sure of?" "♪" "What are you still doing here?" "Shouldn't you be at your husband's?" "Oh, wait, I forgot, he left you." "He went on tour." "Without you." "Must be lonely." "For you, not him." "Know how groupies make sure their rock stars don't get lonely?" "All holes, Fiona." "All holes." "Spare me, Sammi." "Your kid did not get arrested because of me." "'Cause of your thug brother." "In one fell swoop, you Gallaghers managed to ruin his whole future." "Let's be honest." "Chuckie was not exactly destined for great things." "Pack your shit and get out." "I hope they throw the book at Carl." "I hope the other kids in juvie toss his salad." "Or make him toss theirs, whichever's worse." "[Panting]" " MPs." " Huh?" " They're coming." "Wake up." " What are you talking" "Come back to bed." "No, I can't let them get in the house." "Morning." "Move the couch in front of the door, so they can't get in." " Who?" " Hey." "Sleeping." "Help me." "[Grunts]" "Ian." "They're coming to get me." "Hey, Ian." " Don't let them get me." " Calm down." " They're gonna take me away." " No one is coming for you." "Somebody muzzle that kid." "[Screams]" "(Mickey) Fuck." "Look." "Hey, hey." " There is nobody out there." " No!" "Fucking look." "Get over here." "(Mickey) Get over here." "Ian, it's only gonna get worse." "(Mickey) Look." "We gotta get you to a fucking clinic." "Get some meds." "Today." "(Frank) Don't do it." "Shut up, Frank." "Hey, it's okay." "It's all right." "Let's go get dressed." "God, what a wake-up." "You okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "Why are you all dressed up?" "I'm gonna go see the lawyer, try to get Carl home as soon as possible." "(Frank) It's a tragedy when a young man ends up behind prison bars." "Bad parenting." "Oh, don't blame yourself." "Hey, man, I'm just getting home." "Home?" "I thought you were just crashing one night." "(Kevin) Yeah, well, what is the rush?" "I'm not getting the babies till this weekend, so I partied with the Tri Delts." "Whoo!" "(Kevin) Yeah, man, shit got crazy." "Have you ever done a shot off a coed who's using her ass crack as an ice luge?" "No." "Oh, it's way hotter than it sounds." "Anyway, this is Stacey, and this is Cassie." "Or vice versa." "They're wasted." "Dude, don't-- don't do something you're gonna regret, though." " Yeah?" " I'm a gentleman, Lip." "I'm just escorting them home." "Our Rapewalker to the rescue." "No, please don't call me that." "A Rapewalker?" "Well, he brought us back to our room and made sure we didn't get raped." "I couldn't leave them alone with those lacrosse players." "All right?" "You got an early class?" "Yeah, yeah, I'm actually gonna be late, so I'm gonna split, all right?" "(Kevin) Well, sucks to be you." "College is so much better with no school." "Here we go." "We're walking." "I'm not a rat." "Don't think of it as ratting your drug dealer out." "Think of it as justice for the scumbag who made a kid do his dirty work." "He didn't make me." "I wanted to." "Well, that's not an argument I'd advise using at your sentencing." "Gallaghers don't snitch." "Doesn't it help that we pled guilty?" "Um, a little." "But his fingerprints were all over the drugs and the duct tape." "The judge knows we have no case." "There's gotta be another way to keep his sentence down." "It's his first offense." "His first criminal offense." "He's got double-digit suspensions at school." "He sent three kids home with concussions." "Two with busted eardrums and one with a ruptured testicle." "It was gym." "Decided to play kickball." "What if he shows remorse?" " What's that?" " It means you say your sorry." " I'm not." " Lie." "Isn't lying in court illegal?" "Just tell the judge what she wants to hear." "Carl, she could give you a year." "Better than school." "Maybe learn something in juvie." "Carl, this is serious." "We can't guarantee your safety in there." "What's that supposed to mean?" "You lost your dealer a lot of money." "You don't think he's got friends in juvie who will make you pay?" "The police don't want you, they want your boss." "It would be off the record, in judge's chambers." "No one would know that you gave him up." "He'd be behind bars where he can't get you." "[Alternative music]" "♪ bum bum bum ♪" "Happy to report Chuckie's IQ test came back." "71." " Is that good?" " It's good for us." "The judge might take pity on him, go easy on his sentence." "Did you hear that, Chuckie?" "You scored a 71." "Better than you ever did in school." "So he'll get off with probation?" "I didn't say that." "My boy can't go to juvie." " I'm doing everything I can." " You better be." "What the hell are we paying you for?" "The state pays me." "Yeah, and who do you think's part of the state?" "Me." "Ms. Slott, your son was caught with 10 pounds of heroin on him." "Literally, the evidence was strapped to his body." "Even if he is functionally retarded, he's getting time." "I'm sorry." "[Video game sound effects]" "Chuckie." "Mommy needs to talk to you." "Chuckie." "Chuckie!" "Put down the fucking game." "[Sighs]" "Chuckie, you've always been my little bunny." "Cute, round, and so innocent." "But in prison, little bunnies get raped." "Do you know what that means?" "It's when big, scary men pretend you're a woman." "I'm not gonna be there in juvie to protect you, so you need to listen very carefully." "Make friends in there." "Do things for them, so they'll protect you." "Anything it takes." "Like making them feel good." "Do you understand?" "Like touching them." "[Gasps]" "Jerk the guards off, Chuckie..." "[Sighs] in exchange for protection." "Do you know how to jerk a guard off?" "I'll teach you." "The goal, according to Horkheimer, was nothing short of liberation from the circumstances that enslave us vis-a-vis" "Hey, sorry, I thought I'd just slip in." "I didn't realize the class was so small." "You're late." "Yeah, I couldn't find the building." "It's the third class, so you're a week and ten minutes late." "What'd I miss?" "Your name?" "It's, uh, Lip." "Lip?" "Gallagher." "There is no Lip Gallagher on my class list." "Right, no, yeah, there was a slight hiccup with Financial Aid." "Uh, but, you know, I wanted to hit the ground running for when it gets sorted out." "And you're interested in critical theory and postmodern thought?" "Absolutely, yeah." "Yeah, you know, and also a lot of the other classes were already full, so it was between this and environmental studies." "And hippies don't use deodorant, so..." "Do you even know what critical theory is?" "Is that a trick question?" "You don't, do you?" "Question everything." "You know, that's it in a nutshell." "Why things are the way they are." "Why they should be different." "Uh, you know, if there's anything I'm good at, it's that." "Vis-a-vis calling bullshit." "You've hijacked enough of the class' time." "Sit and listen." "Come to my office later, and I'll decide whether or not you can take my class." "Sure." "Yeah." "Now, as I was saying before I was interrupted," "Horkheimer..." "Sorry I'm late." "Tell Denise." "She covered your tables." "[Sighs]" "How's your brother?" "Which one?" "Pablo Escobar." "Oh, sentencing's tomorrow." "If he'd show some fucking remorse, they'd cut months from his time, but my idiot brother's doing everything he can to get the book thrown at him." "He won't listen to you?" "Has any 13-year-old boy ever listened to anyone?" "Ever?" "Maybe you should tell your brother you trust him to make the right decision." "He might surprise you." "You're not gonna take that advice, are you?" "Fuck no." "I'm gonna make him grovel to that judge." "Good talk." "Good to see you again, doc." "How's the gunshot wound, Mr. Gallagher?" "Isn't that your job to tell me?" "I could use something for the pain." "Any discharge?" "From just the wound or full body?" "[Chuckles]" " Fever?" " No." "Doc?" "I can't do this." "I have to go." "[Stammers]" "Uh, you didn't rewrap my bandage." "Another doctor will see you." "It's okay." "What about the pain?" "Oh, I need a drink." "Morning drinker, a woman after my own heart." "What's the occasion?" "Cancer." "Cancer?" "Stage III, pancreatic." "When did you find that out?" "Ten minutes ago." "Oh, Jesus." "You do need a drink." "The Alibi Room, it's a couple of blocks away." "Okay, which direction?" "I'll show you." "Hold on." "Okay, we'll start you on lithium." "Okay." "How often does he take it?" "Twice a day." "If the lithium's not optimal, we can try" "Divalproex or Tegretol." "Try?" "You shooting in the dark here?" "There's no magic bullet when it comes to medication." "One size doesn't fit all." "It takes a little experimentation." "He's not a fucking lab rat." "We'll work to find the right drugs and dose." "I'm giving you Olanzapine for the paranoia." "No more people trying to bust in the house and get you." "It felt real at the time." "That's the disease." "Okay, we encourage you to make a list of people to call if you feel like you might hurt yourself." "Like a suicide list?" "If the meds are supposed to work, why would I need a suicide list?" "You don't." "He's got me." "Come back in a few days, and we'll see how you're responding." "Okay?" "Ian, you have any questions?" "Uh, yeah, um, how long do I need to take these for?" "There is some evidence that in time the need for aggressive treatment diminishes." "How much time?" "Hard to say." "Ballpark." "Uh, 30, 40 years." "♪ all right, y'all, let's have a good time ♪" "♪ ♪" "Where is everybody?" " It's 10:00 AM." " So?" "Uh, thank you." "I can take it from here." " Hey." " Hi." "(Veronica) What can I get you to drink?" "I'm not a drinker." "What do you recommend?" "It doesn't matter, as long as it's hard and on the house." "The doc here has cancer." "Save it, Frank." "I was up half the night with the babies." " I don't have the energy." " The inhumanity." "Your-- your better half would have comped without a second thought." "Bullshit." "When did your heart get as black as your skin?" "Oh, my God." "It's okay, I can pay." "It's fine." "More please." "Keep pouring." "Uh, vodka's fine for me too." "What?" "Yeah, okay." " You really a doctor?" " Mm-hmm." "Do the world a favor." "Kevorkian his ass." "Ha-ha-ha-ha." "So what's the going survival rate for stage III?" "Mm." "[Exhales] 2%, give or take." "Ooh." "I've been there." "Death's door." "Liver failure last year." "The doctors gave me no chance." "I OD'd in '81." "And in '88." "'88 again." "'94. '03." "I'm the only guy I know that's been given last rites three times." "Toast." "Hmm?" "To college, med school, interning, residency." "All work and no play." "Good old-fashioned puritan work ethic." "Here's to all that time wasted." "Well, exactly." "People scoff, but those are words I live by." "Every day's an opportunity you don't get back, so don't blow it working." "God, where were you with all that carpe diem crap when I was in my 20s?" "Um, this seat mostly." "Couple of crack houses." "Woke up in Mexico once." "Couple months after I got there." "Living life to the fullest." "Wouldn't trade a day." "I've never gotten drunk and done something completely irresponsible." "Hey, you got your prescription pad on you?" "That could be fun." "I've never even tried marijuana." " Weed?" " Yeah." "(Helene) Come in." "Oh, Mr. Gallagher." "This won't take long." "I called Financial Aid, and they contradicted your assertion that your bill was a slight hiccup." "They've been trying to get in touch with you." "There, uh-- there might be some truth to that." "Apparently time's up." "Yeah, there might be some truth to that." "In my mother's day, they'd say someone like you was being smart." "In my day, they just say I'm being an asshole." "But an asshole that knows how to make a hell of an impression." "And you look like a Schiele self-portrait." "A what?" "It's a shame you're leaving school." "You're a smart one." "Like smart-smart or asshole-smart?" "Both." "Close the door on the way out." "[Door closes]" "What are you doing?" "Why call Financial Aid?" "I mean, why take such an interest?" "Well, it's my job to take an interest in my students." "I'm not sure what you think you're doing, but there's a policy against fraternizing with your professors." "Oh, I don't want to fraternize." "I-I wanna fuck you." "[Punk music]" "♪ ♪" "♪ peace on Earth would really just be boring ♪" "♪ we're so boring all the time ♪" "♪ again and again and again ♪" "♪ and again and again and again ♪" "[Knocking at door]" "I'm with a student." "♪ ♪" "[Moans]" "♪ you could live or you could die ♪" "♪ don't waste my time ♪" "What the hell do you want?" "Oh, Carl, always giving your big sis a hard time." "Thank you for letting me visit my little bro." "Heard you're planning on setting my boy on fire." "First chance I get." "He dimed on me." "You will not touch one hair on his head." "Do you understand?" "[Scoffs] You think you scare me?" "Bring it, bitch." "[Rock music]" "♪ ♪" "Hey, you got any old clothes for Carl?" "Shirt with a collar." "Nice shoes." "Something that doesn't scream "I'm a gangster." "Lock me up." "Throw away the key."" "Uh, yeah, I'd try the attic." "Uh, how's Ian?" "He went to the clinic." "He's getting on meds." "Know of a job for him?" "You know, that might help." "Steady work and he'll have someplace to go every day." "I could ask Sean if there's something at the diner." "Wouldn't pay as well as his old job." "The upside is that, you know, he won't come home covered in body oil and troll sweat." "What about school?" "You learning anything?" "Yeah, yeah, a few things." "Actually, there's, uh, one professor with a wealth of knowledge to impart." "Too bad I'm not gonna be here for much longer." "Financial Aid's kicking you to the curb?" "Yeah, yeah, but I figure if I keep dodging their calls, they can't get rid of me." "Sounds like a great plan." "Yeah, you know what, I should go, figure out something better." "You coming to the courthouse tomorrow?" "Carl's first sentencing?" "I wouldn't miss it." "See you later, okay?" "Okay." "Uh..." " There he is." " That's the drug dealer?" "You wanna keep your voice down?" "Give me a 20." "Are you nuts?" "Put that away." "You're gonna get us killed." "All right." "You wait here." "I'll be right back." "No, I wanna come too." "I want the whole experience." "Are you sure?" " Yeah." " All right." "But keep your eyes peeled for pigs." "Oh." "Oh, my God." "This is so exciting." "Yaz, my man!" "You're still alive?" "[Laughs]" "Death, taxes, and Frank Gallagher." "Hello, I've, um-- I've never been high before." "My lady friend and I would like to buy some of your finest herb." "Only got one kind." "Well, then, that makes it your finest." "Hands in the air!" "I'm a fucking cop!" "I'm" " I'm kidding." "I'm kidding." "I'm kidding." "We'll take the drugs now." "Thanks, sir." "Thank you." "It's her first time." "You wanna..." "[Hard rock music]" "♪ ♪" "[Phone ringing]" "What?" "♪ ♪" "Who the fuck is it?" "(Drunk girl) Is this the Rapewalker?" "[Sighs] What?" "(Drunk girl) My friend gave me your number." "She said you'd get me home safe." "Oh, no, that was just a one-time thing." "(Drunk girl) I'm at the cantina." "You-- you can't miss me." "I'm just" " I'm on the floor next to the pool table." "You're on the floor?" "It's the middle of the afternoon." "(Drunk girl) Sure, I'll have another shot!" "No, don't have another shot." "[Sighs]" "I'm on my way." "(Drunk girl) Thank you, Rapewalker." "Oh, please don't call me that." "♪ ♪" "[Grunts]" "Finally." "Where the hell have you been?" "I know you assume that my sole purpose at this school is to cater to your sorry ass, but I have a life, all right?" "So unless you got 6 grand in cash, make it fast." " Dude, you smell like pussy." " What do you want?" "That prick Joaquin stole my weed." "Joaquin, room 226?" "How do you know?" "Had my laptop camera on." "And what?" "He broke in?" "Well, the door was open while I was playing" "Call Of Duty with Marty Fizer." "Okay, so next time just lock your fucking door, genius." "That's it?" "My parents don't shell out 60 grand a year for me to get robbed." "What do you want me to do-- you want me to call the cops and tell them somebody stole your pot?" "Do something." "You're the RA." "Yeah, not for long." "All right, um..." "I'll talk to Joaquin, okay?" "Done with your phone call?" "Does it look like I'm still on the phone?" "Sorry." "You okay?" "Uh, Nikole's moving to Pittsburgh." " Your ex?" " Yeah." "What about Will?" "He's going with her." "Well, he's your kid." "You don't get a say?" "Not according to the state of Illinois." "Well, that's fucked up." "Gotta find a way to get out of my lease." "You're leaving?" "Once I get a place in Pittsburgh, clear the move with my PO." "Hey, you, uh, did you want something?" " Never mind." " No, what is it?" "What?" "I was gonna ask you for a job for my brother." "Ian." "He's a good kid." "You met him." "Just trying to get his shit together." "Aren't we all?" "Uh, yeah, sure, yeah." "I guess I could use a new dishwasher." "Pretty sure Javier's been stealing our good knives." "I've been meaning to can him." "Thanks." "You're really leaving?" "Bring your brother tomorrow before dinner rush." "I'll get him started." "Savor it." "[Coughing]" "How do I know when it kicks in?" "You'll know." "When you said that you were bringing me to the lake," "I didn't-- [Coughing]" "I didn't... realize it was gonna be like this." "Well, I didn't bring you here for the majesty." "This is the best place to shout at God." "Shout at God?" "He's the one responsible." "Tell him how you feel." "Don't be shy." "Just scream your guts out." "I'm Presbyterian." " Religious?" " No, just not a screamer." "What do you do when you're pissed at some jerk that screwed you?" "Keep it bottled inside." "You ever clock someone?" " No." " Hit them with a brick?" " No." " Run over with a car?" "Jesus, no." "You have not lived until you've heard the bones of your enemy being crushed under 3,000 pounds of Detroit steel." "[Laughs and coughs]" "I wanted to once." "Prom." "Daisy Kelso stole my date." "You never got payback?" "Mm-mm." "She did him in the bathroom of a Popeyes Chicken." " Ooh." " [Laughs]" "Oh." "[Laughing]" "Nothing like your first time." "Holy shit." "Ah." "[Rock music]" "[Phone rings]" " What?" " Rapewalker?" "I need help." "Where are you?" "Yo, if you're gonna smoke an illegal substance, you could at least do it in the privacy of your own shitty dorm room." "People hassling me." "Maybe that's because you steal their stuff." "You're doing a great job of hiding the evidence, by the way." "They're the ones that leave their doors open with all their shit in there, so..." "You're gonna get kicked out of school, Joaquin." "And leave all the wonderful new friends I've made?" "I gotta go, man." "Work study." "What's the job?" "Library-- shelving books and making sure no one's fucking in the stacks." "It's better than wearing a hairnet." "You know, bussing tables in the cafeteria, like I did." "Hey, listen, what did you come here for?" "You know, 'cause if it was to get high, you could have just stayed home." "Me?" "Robotics." "They got one of the best labs in the Midwest here." "Four years of free equipment," "I'm happy to put up with a little bit of bullshit." "Algorithms." "Writing code." "Seriously?" "Hey, you ever hack before?" "Why?" "Well, hypothetically, you know, what if one wanted to hack into Financial Aid?" "You know, change an entry to "Paid In Full"?" "Oh, you just need a sequel injection to get the hashed password." "I could take a look for you." "I thought you had to go to work." "Eh, it'll be the most fun I've had since I got here." "Everybody in my computer science classes are bitter Stanford rejects." "Not you?" "Oh, I got into Stanford." "[Inhales sharply]" "Too much sun in California." "[Coughs]" "Right." "All right, turn on your computer." "Oh, no, we can't use mine." "It's the school's property." "They could trace it back to me." "Don't you have yours in your bag?" "I can't afford a computer, dog." "But you're a fucking computer science major." "Yeah, and you're a robotics engineer." "Do you own a fucking robot?" "We could go to the computer lab." "All those people around?" "They'll be suspicious." " Makes it more fun." " Oh, no, it's okay, man." "Come on, there's a fair to good chance we won't get caught." "Yeah, says everyone who gets busted." "I'll deal with it myself." "By yourself?" "Good fucking luck." "[Rock music]" "♪ ♪" "Hey, I'm here to escort you home." "Wait, aren't you that girl from this morning?" " Stacey." " Yeah." "You don't seem drunk." "Isn't this your room?" "Well, you should know." "You were the one who got me here safe and sound." "Such a gentleman." "Yeah." "[Chuckles]" "I don't get it." "I thought you needed my help." "I do." "Need help getting off." "♪ ♪" "Hey, Ian's sleeping in there." "Sorry." "I was just getting some of Lip's old clothes for Carl." "I gotta wash them." "He's been out most of the afternoon." "Meds?" "Bombs away." "Hey, need some help?" "You know how to use an iron?" "Yeah." "I mean, as a weapon." "[Scoffs]" "When I woke up this morning, this is not how I saw my day ending." "With a derelict getting stoned." "Derelict." "Is that offensive?" "I've been called worse." "[Chuckles]" "[Laughing] What am I doing here?" "[Phone rings]" "Your family again?" "Ugh, oncologist." "Probably wants to schedule my surgery." "Chemo." "2% chance is better than nothing." "I saw it during my residency countless times." "Patients enduring round after round of poison pumped into their systems, so they can spend what days they have left by the toilet, puking and bald." "Not me." "I'm going out with a bang, not a whimper." "[Phone rings]" "[Laughter]" "You believe in God, Frank?" "I believe in a force that thinks it's greater than myself." "Hell, I survived this." "Doctors had one eye on the clock." "Waiting to punch the time of death." "Those times you almost died, was it peaceful or scary or" "What's peaceful about dying?" "I don't care how much they meditate-- when the time comes, those Hindus will be shitting their pants just like the rest of us." "You know what they'll be thinking?" ""Fuck, I wish I'd tried steak."" "[Laughs]" "What, doc?" "Ahh." "My name's Bianca." "You ever streak before?" "Many times." "Just never on purpose." "Oh, well, come on." "[Laughs]" "Oh..." "[Mutters]" "Jesus." "God, this is gonna be difficult." "Fuck." "Whoo!" "Whoo!" " I'm coming." " Ah!" "I'm coming." "I can't do this." "Yeah, here I come." "Yo." "I'm off to the courthouse today to watch my brother get sent up the river." "Did you have another late night at the sorority?" "No, man, no time to party." "I had three Rapewalker calls overnight." "[Groans]" "Coeds wanting me to escort my penis into their vaginas." "My balls haven't been this exhausted since I discovered jacking off when I was nine years old." "Thought you weren't gonna bang those coeds." "Yeah, drunk ones." "These are sober and horny." "I mean, why deny them their God-given right to multiple orgasms?" " What about V?" " What about V?" "You know, I can't think about that right now." "She's doing her thing." "I'm doing my thing." "It was her decision." "You still, uh, banging that Asian chick?" "Off and on." "Went down on my professor though." "Oh, what's his name?" "You take his whole dick in your mouth?" "It's, uh, Helene." "You know, she knows what she wants." "She doesn't second-guess herself." "It's really sexy." "Ohh, there's no substitute for experience." " Yeah." " What?" "She wear you out?" "You look fucking tired." "No, no, no, no." "I was up at the computer lab all night." "I was trying to hack into Financial Aid." "Security system was too good though." "I couldn't do it." "[Phone ringing]" "[Groans]" "Well, duty calls." "Yeah, Rapewalker, at your service." "Whoa, you okay?" "Who roughed you up?" "Skanky Sammi." "She got me by surprise." "Still got a few uppercuts in." "Nice." "Here, your groveling ensemble." "Shit, I'm not wearing that." "It's not up for discussion." "You're gonna dress like a fucking law-abiding citizen whether you like it or not." "And here, this too." "I grabbed them from the lost and found at work." "It's a weak prescription." "You'll be fine." "How stupid do I look?" "Jesus, I wanna kick my own ass." "(Bianca) Fuck you!" "I'm 32!" "I was just getting started!" "[Crying]" "Fuck you, pancreas." "Fuck you, cells." "Fuck you, med school." "Fuck you!" "[Chuckling]" "Something else I need to do." "You coming?" "Hi." "Baby, what happened?" "Boys hit me." "Called me rat." "Uncle Carl told them." "Bitch hit Carl." "Looks like he gave as good as he got." "Hey, uh, V, this thing with you and Kev, is it, uh-- is it temporary?" "What did he say when you asked him?" "Uh, nothing." "(Bailiff) All rise." "The Circuit Court of Cook County is now in session." "The Honorable Rita Gaither is presiding." "Please sit." "Case number 2014-CR-882655." "The people versus Charles Nevins S." "This is the time and place for the sentencing hearing." "This court has reviewed your probation report." "Does other counsel wish to be heard?" "Your Honor, defense would like to reiterate that this is defendant's first arrest." "He has never been in trouble before and that he has an IQ of barely functional intelligence." "Would the defendant like to say anything?" "Charles?" " Chuckie." " What?" "Would you like to say anything before sentencing?" "Okay." "I would, Your Honor." "I'm his mom." "May I speak?" "My Chuckie is a good boy." "The only thing he's ever stolen was my heart." "But he was taken advantage of by an older family member." "If you're gonna blame anyone, you should blame his uncle Carl or the family who raised him or me, for putting an innocent boy in a den of wolves." "Anything else?" "Prosecution?" "Then we can proceed to sentencing." "This court hereby sentences you to a minimum of 120 days at the Illinois Department of Corrections" "Juvenile Justice Division." "60 days for good behavior." "Oh, he'll behave, Your Honor." "Right, Chuckie?" "Chuckie, nod." "Okay, you're remanded to the custody of the Sheriff." "I'll see you before you get on the bus." "Don't be scared, baby." "It's gonna be okay, bunny." "Remember, be nice to the guards." "You have got to be fucking kidding me." "Well, if I didn't know better," "I'd think he's an upstanding young man." "Just like Ted Bundy." "Case number 2014-CR-4929." "The people versus Carl Francis G." "This is the time and place for the sentencing hearing." "Court has reviewed your probation report." "Does other counsel wish to be heard?" "Your Honor, my client knows that he has made a mistake." "He is sorry for what he's done, and he has learned from the experience." "Do you regret what you've done, Carl?" "I did something really dumb that I shouldn't have." "I trusted a fucking retard with a man's job." "Next time I move a bunch of drugs, I'll be smarter." "If you want to go into my chambers and speak to me off the record, now is the time." "Otherwise, you will end up in juvenile prison." "Is that what you want?" "Yes, please." "That's not what I was hoping to hear." "I know what you were hoping to hear." "If Your Honor would lose 20 pounds," "I would consider tapping that." "(Gaither) I think I've heard enough." "I sentence you to the maximum of one year at the Illinois Department of Corrections" "Juvenile Justice Division." "You're remanded to the custody of the Sheriff." "This court is in recess." "Why the fuck did you do that, Carl?" "When Paul Sugden came out of juvie, he knew how to make IEDs and where to launder money." "You can't buy that kind of education." "Plus, my street cred will be off the chain." "Don't worry, I'm gonna make juvie my bitch." "We'll send letters." "It was bound to happen sooner or later." " He'll be okay." " Okay?" "Hell, he's gonna be running the joint." "Any chance he'll get scared straight?" " Hell no." " No." "[Knocks on door]" "Can I help you?" "Daisy Kelso?" "It's Rigby now." "Do I know you?" "Who is it, mommy?" "Oh, hi." " Bianca, is that you?" " Yeah." "My God, haven't seen you since..." " Prom." " Yeah." " How are you?" " Good." " Now?" " Now." "[Screams]" "(Frank) Run, run, run!" "[Gasping]" "Mommy!" "Do you think I broke her nose?" "You took out a tooth for sure." "[Both yelling and laughing]" "That was great." "I think I'm gonna need Fiona's boss to give me a job too." "Tuition?" "Ain't got no other options." "What are you gonna do?" "I don't know." "I'll face the music, I guess." "Heard you went to the clinic." "Mickey hold a gun to your head?" "No, it was my idea." "Something's wrong with me, you know." "Yeah, but you're gonna get better, right?" "What, in 40 years?" "Hey, you remember David Gosinski?" "He used you to break the record of black eyes given in a single calendar school year?" "I was gonna kill that motherfucker." "I'll always remember what you told me." "You said, "I got this."" "Ian... you got this." "Phillip." "Yeah, you, uh, you emailed?" "And texted, called." "You're a hard man to reach." "Yeah, look, could we just skip the small talk and cut to the part where you toss me out of here?" "Ever heard of baremaids?" "Topless maid service." "Evidently there are thousands of men who would gladly pay a premium to see a woman's breasts while she's cleaning their toilet." "I don't follow." "Good news for you, the visionary behind the business went to school here, Nick Wiltern." "Actually started it right after he graduated." "That was about $300 million ago." " Damn." " Yeah." "Pairing boobs with anything is apparently a very good business plan." "Upshot is, he was my roommate, and he's agreed to bail you out this semester." "I notified the registrar's office." "Okay, so he's just gonna pay my tuition?" "Until your grant kicks back in." "What do I gotta do for it?" " Say thank you." " No, what's the catch?" "There's no catch." "It's an interest-free loan." "I'm sorry, I don't" " I don't get it." "Nick was kicked out of here too, junior year." "But one of our frat buddies got his parents to cover Nick's tuition." "Think it had more to do with the guy needing an alibi for some vehicular homicide DUI thing, but Nick never forgot it." "Uh, okay, so how long do I have to pay him back?" "I wouldn't worry about it." "You're gonna have 15 different job offers when you get out of here." "It's good news, Lip." "I didn't think you were on the schedule today." "I'm not, Sean set my brother up with a dishwashing job." "He's not here." "He left this morning." "When's he coming back?" "Said he'd be back hours ago." "Hey, it's Fiona." "I brought my brother to Patsy's." "We're waiting for you." "That's not like Sean." "Where'd he go?" "See his PO." "Come on." "I'll show you the kitchen." "Ever been a dishwasher before?" "You're gonna love it." "[Rock music]" "♪ ♪" "Hey." "I'm here to escort you to a world of pleasure." "Oh, uh, hey." "What's up, fellas?" "No offense, but the Rapewalker doesn't do gangbangs." "I mean, you could be fucking a chick, but if you're getting off surrounded by a bunch of dudes, that's pretty gay." "Thanks, Michelle." "You can go now." "Her leaving did not make this feel less gay." "So you're the Rapewalker." "Word's getting around that you're a real... gentleman with the coeds." "Walking them home." "Making sure they cum before you do." "Well, it's important to treat a girl right." "Well, it's kind of fucking things up for the rest of us." "I mean, if you want to treat a girl right, go get a wife." "You're right." "But I already have one." " Damn, that's your wife?" " Mm-hmm." "Smoking hot, huh?" "Wow, dude." "Look at that." "Fuck." " Those tits real?" " Oh, man." "None of your fucking business." "Why would you leave that?" "Fellas, look." "It's so simple in your 20s because you fall in love, you make bank when your girl posts videos of herself masturbating online." "But then one day, you wake up, the bills are piled up, babies crying in your face." "Everything's just so fucking hard." "And the one thing that was easy, her, it's the hardest of all." "Yeah, but she's really hot." "She bad in the sack or something?" "She can do more with the flick of her tongue than girls here can do gyrating their entire bodies." "That's what happens when you marry the best." "No matter how many girls there are, they're still not V." "Hey, thank you, man." "This was a great talk." "Yeah." "Uh" "[Door opens]" "Oh, sweetheart." "I am so sorry." "I was hoping it wouldn't come to this." "Don't you worry." "[Rock music]" "Okay." "No one's gonna mess with you again." "♪ ♪" "Hey." "You got a nice place." " Thanks for the invite." " What's the emergency?" "I came to tell you some bad news." "It turns out I'm staying in school." "Really?" "Yeah, I guess that means, uh, no more fraternizing?" "It's okay." "It wasn't that great." "What?" "So you're officially registered for my class then?" "Yeah, yeah, but what were you saying about it not being that great?" "You were exuberant." "Exuberant, I thought-- I thought that was a good thing." "And, you know, at the time, you didn't seem very disappointed, so" "Come in." "[Classical music]" "Oh, this must be that, uh, classical music" "I've heard so much about." "Mahler." "It's, uh, uplifting." "Now, how about, uh, another chance?" "You know, I could try to be a little less exuberant this time." "Have you read Horkheimer yet?" "No, uh, no, but I checked it out from the library." "There's a bunch of tiny dicks on, like, every page, but, you know, I think, uh, for the most part," "I can make out what it says." "Well, I expect you to have it read by Friday." "The first paper's due the following week." "All right, well, I'll start worrying about that the following week then." "So tuition." "Did you rob a bank?" "Invent an app?" "Oh, no, I, uh, I got a loan." "Yeah, the guy at Financial Aid who fixed it," "I'm still trying to figure out what his angle is." "Well, is it that hard to believe that someone thinks you have a bright future and wants to help you get there?" "You didn't have anything to do with this, did you?" "I was referring to the man from Financial Aid." "Oh." "Uh, yeah, no, I just can't figure out, you know, what's-- you know, what's in it for him?" "Might need to get used to it, Lip." "The world picking you up." "There it is." "What?" "That angst." "Just like Schiele." "Yeah, that's the second time you mentioned her." "I mean, who the hell is this Sheila chick?" "Egon Schiele, an Austrian painter." "Oh." "Thanks." "So, when you're finished with that, you mentioned wanting another chance?" "[Rings door buzzer]" "[Continues ringing door buzzer]" "Sean!" "Sean!" "Hey." "Called a couple times." "How long you been out here?" "Your PO say something?" "Can't leave." "For Pittsburgh?" "Why not?" "Travel restrictions." "I can't leave the fucking state to be with my son." "Let's go inside." "I'm not moving." "Come on." "It's getting cold." "You know, what I fantasize about is my PO in pain, his family in pain." "Doing to him what he's doing to me." "And all it would take to make everything I'm feeling go away is one visit to a street corner." "Bobby, Kilpatrick and Maypole." "Needle, spoon, little bag of dope." "'Cause if I move, that's where I'm going." "So I'm not gonna move." "I'm gonna try like hell not to move." "If we're gonna sit out here, you need this." "Why didn't you tell me punching someone would hurt so much?" "You're pounding your hand into someone's skull." "How did you think it would feel?" "Ahh." "Could roll another joint." "Oh, so tired." "Best two days of my life." "[Laughs]" " Thanks to you." " It's not over yet." "Where you wanna go next?" "If you got the cash, I know a guy downtown, has opium." "An honest-to-God opium den in the heart of Chi-Town." "He's a nice guy too." "Doesn't rip you off when you're passed out." "Bianca?" "[Melancholy rock music]" "♪ ♪" "[Phone rings]" "Yeah?" "I'm sorry, Rapewalker is out of service." "♪ be alone ♪" "♪ to hold your hands ♪" "♪ I know no one else is there ♪" "♪ to break your fall ♪" "♪ don't I owe you more ♪" "♪ don't I owe you more ♪" "♪ don't I owe you more ♪" "♪ don't I owe you more ♪" "♪ ♪" "[Door opens]" "(Man) Sweetheart?" "Hey." "Hey, hey." "Hey, there's someone downstairs who's calling you sweetheart." "(Man) Helene!" " It's my husband." " Husband?" "Are you kidding?" " Up here!" " The fuck are you doing?" "Shit." "[Laughing]" "Who's this?" "Welcome home." "This is Lip." "He's quite bright." "Hungry?" "I just got back from a conference." "Starving." "How would you like your omelet?" "Uh... whatever." "Huh?" "What?" "How'd you know where I live?" "Uh, your license in your wallet." "Oh." "[Hip-hop music]" "♪ ♪" "You're with us." "♪ ♪" "I know what you did." "You're with G-Dogg?" "I didn't mean to lose the drugs." "Tell him I'll get all of his money back somehow" "We know you ain't snitch." "Could have gave him up." "Could have made things easier for yourself." "But you kept your mouth shut." "[Funky hip-hop music]" "♪ cut loose with it ♪" "Word." "♪ cut loose with it ♪" "♪ cut loose with it ♪" "(Guard) All right, lock it down." "♪ cut loose with it ♪" "♪ we slide out, on the dance floor grooving ♪" "♪ feeling yourself to the base box ♪" "♪ now cut loose ♪" | {
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"I name this ship..." "Titanic." "May God bless her... and all who sail in her." " Hip!" "Hip!" " Hooray!" "Listen to this, Sylvia." ""The new White Star liner R.M.S. Titanic is the largest vessel in the world." "It is not only in size, but also in the luxury of her appointments... that the Titanic takes first place among the big steamers of the world." "By the provision of Vinolia Otto Toilet Soap for her first-class passengers... the Titanic also leads... as offering a higher standard of toilet luxury and comfort at sea. "" "Let me see." "For the first class passengers, mark you." "The rest don't wash, of course." "Excuse me, sir, but are you a foreigner?" " Me?" " Or a radical perhaps?" "I ask because my wife and I find your sneering remarks in bad taste." "What's that?" "Let those who wish to belittle their country's achievements do so in private." "Every Britisher is proud of the unsinkable Titanic." " Yes, indeed." " I'm sure my husband would agree with you." "He's going to join the Titanic as her second officer." "I, uh" " I apologize." "A misunderstanding, of course." "Oh, of course, madam." "Soap is no laughing matter." "It was the suggestion of criticism." "Of the advertisement, sir, not the ship." "Uh, quite so." "You're joining her at Liverpool, I take it?" "No, sir, Belfast." "Then we sail down to Southampton." "Ah, how I envy you." "The newspapers say she's a veritable floating city." "Symbol of progress... of man's final victory over nature and the elements." " 800 cases shelled walnuts, Titanic." " Yes." " 3,000 dozen fresh eggs, Titanic." " Yes." " It's all Titanic this." " All Titanic." "250 five-pound jars Beluga caviar." "2,000 pounds ofjam, greengage." "Definitely not the veal." "But we'll take the rest, subject to inspection." "Good-bye." "The final passenger list for the Titanic, sir." " How many first class?" " Three hundred and thirty-two, sir." "Two hundred and seventy-six, second." "Seven hundred and eight, steerage." " Total with crew?" " Two thousand, two hundred and eight, sir." "More than half the steerage join at Cherbourg and Queenstown." "There we are." "That's eight wardrobe trunks, 10 suitcases." "Eighteen pieces in all." " They're ready." " Mm-hmm." " All ready, sir." " Thank you." "Well, good-bye, sir." "I hope you have a pleasant journey." "Thank you very much." " Are you sure you're warm enough?" " Yes, thank you." "All right, Perkins." "Now, children, here they come." "Show Sir Richard and Her Ladyship how much we respect them." "Hooray!" "Hooray!" " Who are they?" " The workhouse kids." "Making sure of their Christmas turkey from the home farm." "Good-bye, darling, good-bye." "You won't forget to write to me, will you?" "We'll send you a wireless from the ship." "Oh, do take care of my little one." " Well, Godspeed to thee, child." " Thank you, Father." "You'll all come back when your fortunes are made." "We will that, Father." "What will you do with the horse and cart?" "I'll sell them in Queenstown before we get on the ship." "Well, get a good price, Tom." "They're sharp in Queenstown." "Don't worry, Father." "I'll watch me step." "Don't grieve, Mrs. Farrell." "It's a wise thing your husband is doing." " Can I help you up, miss?" " Thank you." "That's very kind of you." "Hey, wait for me!" "Do you think they'll promote you to first officer after this trip, Bertie?" "Well, that depends whether they keep old Wilde on or not." " After all, you were first on the Majestic." " Ah, but that was temporary." " Don't you mind?" " No." "Bill Murdock's the one with his nose out ofjoint this trip." "Ambitious fellow is Bill." "So are you." "You know you are." "I'd rather be second in the Titanic than first or even chief in any other ship." "With me, madam, it's the honor of serving the company, and to hell with the pay." "Language!" "What would you like me to bring you back from New York?" "There's nothing you couldn't buy better or cheaper over here." "Ah, but there is." "Garters!" "Ladies' silk garters with big frilly bows." "There's a shop on Broadway full of 'em, just in from Paris." "Blue ones, pink ones, scarlet!" "What's the matter?" "The idea of you buying garters with big frilly bows on them." "The idea of you wearing 'em." "Oh-ho!" "Ooh-la-la!" "Now, Bertie, look at the time." "It's late." "And you have to get down to the shi " " Morning, sir." " Good morning, Pilot." " The engine room wheel has been tested." " Quite a send-off, eh, Captain?" " Yes, sir." "Yes, they have." " Thank you, sir." "There should be quite a welcome waiting for us in New York too." "It'll be a proud moment for you, Mr. Chairman." "Oh, and for you, Andrews." "You're the man who built her." "You're the one who ought to take the bows." "I'm only the office boy." "We should arrive" " Uh, let's see." " Wednesday morning." " We might do better than that." " Not out for a fast run this trip, are you?" " Oh, no, no, no, nothing like that." "She'll do better when the engines have settled down." "Naturally, Captain, you'll use your own judgment." "I'm just an ordinary passenger on this trip." " Mr. Murdock." " Oh, Andrews." "Get the men to stations and let me know when the gangway's landed." "Aye, aye, sir." "See?" "Steady as a rock." "That's remarkable." "Of course the sea's dead calm at the moment." "All the same, Captain, dead calm or not... there are lots of other ships that'd be rolling anyway." "That's perfectly true." "As you say, sir, she's as steady as a rock." "No, someone must have jogged the table." "So sorry." " Got any more sugar there?" " Yes, sir." " What is it?" " More ice warnings from steamers ahead, sir." "One from the America and another from the Baltic" "Hmm." "Mmm." "Just south of Cape Race." "Never known pack ice come that far south before, sir." "Been a mild winter up in the Arctic." "This ice must be drifting down on the Labrador current." "Well, our passengers aren't in any hurry." "Wouldn't be with us if they were." "♪♪ ♪♪" " Messages for the captain." " Oh, very good, Sparks." " Would you see he gets them right away?" " Certainly." "Excuse me, sir." "From the wireless room." "Thank you." "Excuse me." "Ice warnings from steamers ahead of us." "Excuse me." " Serious?" " Oh, we shall keep a sharp look out." "Hear it?" "That's the Titanic." "What's she saying?" ""Best wishes to Joe and Hattie." "See you Wednesday." "Love, Mina and Bill. "" "Private stuff." "Yes, there must be a lot of money in that ship." "They've been at it for the best part of the day." "Float ice." ""Buy 200,000 Rand." "Market price." "Opening Monday. "" "This chap's spending a fortune." " What have you got there, Sparks?" " Titanic on her maiden voyage, sir." "She's working Cape Race." " How far away is she?" " It's hard to tell." "Signal strength's pretty good." "About 50 miles back, I should think." " Get this off to all ships, will you." " Yes, sir." "From S.S. Californian." "Ice reports." "♪♪ ♪ With me bundle on me shoulder ♪ ♪ Faith, there's no one could be bolder ♪ ♪ I'm leaving dear old Ireland without warning ♪" "♪ For I lately took a notion ♪ ♪ For to cross the briny ocean ♪ ♪ And I'm off to Philadelphia in the morning ♪ ♪ Oh, me name is Paddy Leary ♪" "♪ From a spot in Tipperary ♪ ♪ The hearts of all the girls I am a thorn in ♪ ♪ But before the break of morn ♪ ♪ Sure, 'tis them who'll be forlorn ♪" "♪ For I'm off to Philadelphia in the morning ♪ ♪ With me bundle on me shoulder ♪ ♪ Faith, there's no one could be bolder ♪" "♪ I'm leaving dear old Ireland ♪ ♪ Without warning ♪ ♪ For I lately took a notion ♪ ♪ For to cross the briny ocean ♪" "♪ And I'm off to Philadelphia ♪ ♪ In the morning ♪♪" "Bravo!" "Ah, well, now, that's enough of that." "Give us something livelier." " Give us a jig now, Aloysius!" " Ja!" "Ja!" " ♪♪" " Would you care to dance?" "Dance!" "Oh, 'tis only a dance." "Come on now." "Come on." "♪♪" "♪♪" "Good evening, milady." "Sir Richard." "Good evening." "Leadville Johnny they call him." "And he was the best gol-durned gold miner in Colorado." "Fifteen I was when I married him." " Really?" " Mm-hmm." "And he didn't have a cent." "Well, three months later he struck it rich... and we was millionaires." " You know what he did?" " No." "He built me a house." "And he had silver dollars cemented all over the floors of every room." "I say, how very tiresome for you." " Evening, sir." " Evening, Kemish." " Any troubles?" " No, sir, she's a beautiful job." " Thank you, Hesketh." " Good night, sir." "I've sent off as much as I could, John, but the purser's office kept sending up more." "Here he is again." " Good evening." " Sorry, Mr. Phillips." ""From the Titanic at sea." "Wish you were here. "" "Blimey." "Well, how's Cape Race working, eh?" "There's a lot of repeats." "Not too bad." "There was an ice report from the Californian." "It went to the bridge." "All right." "Oh, no peace for the wicked, eh?" "Come in." " What, more?" " Afraid so." "Put them down there, will you?" "Having trouble, Sparks?" "Certainly not." " Good night." " Good night." " Keep on course, Q.M." " Aye, aye, sir." " You sent for me, sir?" " Ah, yes, Chippy." "The temperature's dropping." "We don't want a freeze-up in the fresh water tanks." " So keep an eye on them, will you?" " Aye, aye, sir." "Thank you." "♪♪" "It's getting jolly cold." "Are you warm enough, darling?" "Let's go back." "We ought not to be here anyway." "This is first class." "They're welcome to it on a night like this." "Come on." "♪♪" " Evening, Mr. Lightoller." " Good evening, sir." " Any more ice reports?" " No, sir." "What's the temperature like?" "It's almost freezing point, sir, and still dropping." "In an hour or so we'll be in the Labrador current." "Well, the weather looks clear enough so far." "If there's the slightest bit of haze, we shall have to slow down." " Let me know at once if you're doubtful." " Aye, aye, sir." " Now, Mr. Moody." " Sir?" "Call up the the lookouts and tell them to keep their eyes skinned for small ice and growlers." "There might be some of that about." " Make sure they understand." " Aye, aye, sir." " Tell 'em to 'pass it on when they're relieved." " Yes, sir." "Ice ahead, sir!" "Aye, aye." " Stop engines." " Stop engines." "Stop engines, sir." "That's field ice, Mr. Groves." "I'm not trying to find my way around that until daylight." " Shall we report it, sir?" " Yes." " Work out our position." " Aye, aye, sir." "Evans, what other ships are there near?" " Only the Titanic, sir." " Mmm." "You'll have to call her and tell her we're stopped on account of ice." "Mr. Groves will give you our position when he's worked it out." "Order from the bridge." "Special watch for small ice and growlers." "Right-ho." "I say, you won't drink all the cocoa down there, will you?" "I told Chippy to keep his eye on the fresh water." "Oh, and the lookouts have been warned to keep their eyes skinned for ice." "I think that's about the lot." " I'm off on the rounds." " Thanks, Lights." "You're welcome to it." "Good night." "♪♪" "Here, I " " Oh, sorry, sir." " Hello, Blake." "Oh, uh, pop my coat in my cabin for me, will you, please?" " Yes, sir." " Thank you." "♪♪" "That'll be brandies for the gentlemen and a hock and seltzer for the ladies." " Is that correct, sir?" " That's right." "Now, look here." "You're sure about this full speed trial tomorrow?" "That's what I heard from one of the officers, sir." "I can't guarantee it, naturally." "Well, here's somebody who ought to be able to tell us." " Hey, Lieutenant." " Sir?" " Good evening, ladies." " Uh, have a drink." "Thank you, no, sir, I'm on duty." "We've decided to win a sweep on the ship's run tomorrow." "Now, rumor has it the captain's going to see how fast she can go." "Is that right?" " It's possible." " Aha!" "Now, what would be your guess about the run, Lieutenant?" " I don't think I ought to tell you that, sir." " Why not?" "Well, wouldn't you feel worried about betting on a certainty?" "Are you sure you won't have a drink?" "A little later, if I may." "Please excuse me." "Here, lad." "We're trying to find our bunks." "Well, you can't come this way This is second class." "Oh, sorry." "No offense, lad." "Down to the end, then left." " Good evening, sir." " Good evening, Steward." " Everything all right?" " Yes, sir." " Good." " Can I do anything for you, sir?" "No, thank you." "Winning a lot, is he?" " Pardon?" " You know the one I mean." "Oh, uh, yes, sir, he is." "Ah." "I thought I'd seen him before." "The Majestic, I think it was." " The name of Rogers, sir." " Oh?" "It was Yates last time." "Can they afford to lose?" " Wealthy gentlemen, sir." " Mmm." "If you get a chance tomorrow, try and drop them a hint about what they're up against." " We don't want any complaints of that sort." " I'll do that, sir." "Get the ship a bad name." "Get you a bad name too." " Good night, Steward." " Good night, sir." "I said I'll see you." "Flush." "Here's our position, as near as I can work it out." "Uh, the old man says he gave you the rest of the message." "That's right." "What's the matter?" "What's he saying?" "He says keep out." "Now he's calling Cape Race again." "What's he sending to Cape Race?" "More private stuff." "Some big bug wants his private railway car to meet him in New York." "How about that?" "Well, it's time I signed off and got a bit of shut-eye." "Oh, uh, when I get off watch, I'd like to listen in a bit." "All right?" " Beginning to get the code now, are you?" " One word in three, sometimes." "Have to make you second operator." "Then you can wind up the detector." "I'll take you up on that." " Hello, Doc." " Hello, Lights." " What's the matter?" "Somebody ill?" " I'm on an errand of mercy." "Hope she's not too young for you." "Oh, you've got an evil mind." "Come in!" "Hello, Doc." "What can I do for you?" "You can stop working on this grand ship of yours and have a nightcap." "Well, I've got one here." "This is sound medical advice I'm giving you." "Come in." "What is this?" ""Restaurant galley hot press not working." "Alterations needed to the writing room." "Two few screws on the stateroom coat hooks. "" "This ship of yours must be falling to bits." "I like to have things just so." "People first, things second." " Your very good health, Mr. Andrews." " Good health." "Go on!" "Get on with it!" "Aye." "Hmm." "Yes?" "There's a big ship coming up to starboard, sir." " How far away is she?" " Maybe 10 miles." "Well, better find out who she is, I suppose." " Contact her with the Morse lamp." " Right, sir." " What did you see?" " Iceberg dead ahead, sir." "Iceberg dead ahead, sir." " Hard to starboard." " Hard to starboard, sir." " Full astern both." " Full astern both, sir." "Close watertight doors." "Close watertight doors, sir." "Hard to starboard it is, sir." "Come on!" "Go!" "Come on!" "Up the ladders, boys!" "Come on!" "Up top!" " What is it?" " Iceberg, sir." "I put her hard to starboard and reversed the engines, but she was too close." " Stop engines." " Stop engines." "I splashed my drink." "Steward!" " Yes, I saw it." "Huge thing." " Good Lord!" "You can't see it now though." "Must've just shaved past it." " What do you think of this for a souvenir?" " Where did you get that from?" "It's off the berg." "There's tons of it up forward." " Oh, sorry." " Steward, bring me a whiskey and soda!" "We've run aground, I tell you." "We've run aground on Newfoundland." "That's what we've done!" " What are you talking about?" " Oh, shut up!" " You don't know the first thing about it!" " Shut the dampers and get the fires doused!" "Thanks, mate." "I tell you she's thrown a propeller blade." "I was in the old Majestic when the same thing happened." "We'll be going back to Belfast." "You'll see." "They've got the pumps working." "You get a gang down here and draw the fires." "You heard!" "Come on, me lucky lads!" "All right, lads, come on." "Down again." " Come on, Ted." "Come on." " I don't know." "Get down the ladder, lad." "It's my birthday today as well." "Aw, come on." "Come on, lads." "Well, if there's nothing to see up on deck, I'm going back to bed." "Good night." "Good night." " What's the trouble?" " Nothing serious, sir." "In a few hours we'll be on our way again." "Yes?" " Why have we stopped?" " A bit of trouble, sir." "The captain's compliments, would you please join him on the bridge?" " Now?" " If you please, sir." "She's making water fast, sir." "The mail hold's practically full already." " Aren't the pumps working?" " Yes, sir." " Thank you, Carpenter." " The engine room say they'll need more." "They're rigging them now." "This is most unfortunate, Captain." "Yes, sir." "Do you think the ship is seriously damaged?" "I'm afraid she is." "Excuse me." "How long is this likely to delay us?" " Not long." " We've struck a berg." "I think she's badly damaged." "I'd like to know how badly." "All right." "I'll go down and have a look." "Oh, glory be!" "Come on!" " Here we are!" " Come on!" "Oh, no, no." "If we're gonna play a game, we'll play it properly." " Right?" " Right you are!" "Oh, well played, sir!" "I say, let's go down and join the fun." "But they're steerage passengers." "Come away, Ireland!" "Get down there!" "Anything more you want to see?" "No." "Chief, I'd get those men up as soon as you can." "Yes, I'll - I'll do that, Mr. Andrews." "The knocking woke me up." "I don't know what it was." " What have we stopped for?" " There's talk of an iceberg, ma'am." "I expect we've stopped so as not to run over anything." "What's up?" "Oh, we're stopped and blowing off steam." "Something's wrong." "I don't know what." "Bumped a bit of ice, I think." "Well, I can't sleep with this racket going on." "Do you want me to give you a hand?" "Well, I've finished the Cape Race traffic." "Uh, you can help with the accounts, if you like." "I'll get some clothes on." " Do you think we'll have to turn back?" " Oh, don't say it." "If we do, we won't get a moment's peace in here." "Here's the position." "Water in the forepeak." "Numbers one and two holds." "The mail room and boiler rooms six and five." "That means a gash 300 foot long... from there to there... below the waterline." " Do you agree?" " Yes." "Well?" "The pumps are keeping the water down in this boiler room... but the first five compartments are flooding." "Well, what's the answer?" "She's going to sink, Captain." "But she can't sink." " She's unsinkable." " She can't float." "Look." "She could float with any three of her first five watertight compartments flooded." "She could even float with four of them gone." " But she can't float with all five full up." " Yes, but " "These watertight bulkheads here only go as high as E Deck." "The weight of water in the bow is going to pull her down by the head." "So you're going to get the fifth watertight compartment overflowing into the sixth... the sixth into the seventh and so on as she gets lower." "It's a mathematical certainty." "With that amount of underwater damage, she can't stay afloat." "How long will she last?" "Just trying to work that out now." "As far as I can see, she made 14 feet of water... in the first 10 minutes after the collision." "That's not very fast." "She should live... another hour and a half." "Yes, about that, I think." "There must be no panic." "No." "You'll be careful what you say to the passengers?" "Of course." "How many people are there on board?" "Twenty-two hundred or more." "And room in the boats for... how many?" "Twelve hundred." "I don't think the Board of Trade regulations visualized this situation." "Do you?" "Gentlemen, we are in a precarious position." "We must be prepared to abandon ship." "Mr. Murdock, you will muster the passengers." "Mr. Lightoller, you will have the boats uncovered and swung out." "Yes, sir." "Mr. Boxhall, call all hands and get them to boat stations." "Mr. Moody, you will help Mr. Lightoller." "Mr. Wilde and Mr. Pitman will remain on the bridge." "Everything will be done quietly and calmly." "There must be no alarm and no panic." "I will give the word when the boats are to be loaded with the women and children." "Carry on, please." "Captain." "Aren't you exaggerating the danger?" "I'm afraid not, sir." "Well, where's Andrews?" "I am acting on his advice." "This ship is going to founder." "But she can't." "In any case, we can't get everyone in the boats." "I know that, sir." "Please God, it won't come to that." "All right, now listen to me." "The ship has been seriously damaged." "The captain's ordered the boats swung out." "It's got to be done quickly and " "It's got to be done quickly and efficiently." "We don't want any panic." "If you keep your heads, the passengers will keep theirs." "Now, I know you've had no chance for a boat drill." "But you're all seamen and you've got brains." "Now's the time to use them." " All right, bos'n, get busy." " Yes, sir." "The ship is badly damaged." "Send out the call for assistance." " The regulation distress call, sir?" " Yes, and at once." "As soon as you're in touch with the ship nearest to us... tell them to come as quickly as they can." " You understand?" " Yes, sir." " That's our position." " Yes, sir." "What about that steamer over there?" "Who is she?" "I don't know." "Suppose she's in the ice too." "She stopped at about seven bells." "I tried calling her with the Morse lamp, but she didn't take any notice." " Well, me for bed." " Right." " Good night." " Good night, sir." "Any luck?" "The Frankfurt - 150 miles away." "The Olympic says the Mount Temple's nearer." "Well, there must be someone nearer still." "Try sending SOS." "That's the new call." "It may be the only chance you'll ever have." "Come in." "Sorry to disturb you, sir, but captain's orders." " What is it?" " There's a little trouble with the ship." "Everyone's to put on warm clothing, get their life belts on and go up on deck." " What?" " It's only a precaution, ma'am." "Excuse me, sir." "Everybody up, get dressed, get your life belts on at once." "I said, you get dressed, get life belt, quick." "Savvy?" "Chop-chop!" "Goodyard, here!" "Will you get your life belt and get dressed!" "Get your life belt!" "Get it!" "Come on, lads, hurry it up." "You've had time enough." "Unfold those covers." " Mr. Lightoller, I must insist." " What's in that sack?" " Bread, sir." " Right." "Chuck it in the boat." "This one." "Very good, sir." "Every boat must be manned by seamen." "That's laid down." "Everything's in hand, sir." "Will you please go down to the lounge." "Come along." "Ship those turning handles." "Water?" "Water?" "Come on, get up." "We're sinking." " Get out of it!" " I'm fine." "Everybody up!" " Captain's orders!" " Why don't you put the light out!" "Hooligans." " Stewardess." " Yes, sir?" "Why aren't you wearing your life belt?" "Well, the passengers mustn't think I'm scared." "Let them see you wearing it." "Put it on, child, for your own sake too." "Oh, madam, let me help." "Come along." "Really, it's too tiresome of them." "Everybody knows this ship can't sink." "Ah, there you are." "And me sleeping sound for the first time since we left Queenstown." " Never mind now." "Never mind." " It'll be cold outside." " Where's Pat off to?" " Here, hold my bag, will you?" "Get up top, quick." "They say they always grow up to look like their mothers." "The older one's keener, if you know what I mean." "I know what you mean." "Why don't you try giving them both a miss this trip?" "And take the mother out?" "Yes, you might do worse, by the sight of it." "You're heating my blood." "I think I'll turn in." " Sweet dreams." " Good night, Sparks." "Mr. Dean!" "Sir!" " There's a distress call just come through." " Who from?" " The Titanic." "They've struck a berg." " Is this a leg-pull, Sparks?" "No." "They've struck a berg." "They want us to come at once." "They're sinking." " The Titanic?" "Don't be a fool." " It's true." "I'm going to the captain." " There's nothing in sight." "Take over." " Aye, aye, sir." "Sir." "Sir!" "What the devil's going " "Haven't you learned to knock before you come in here?" "It's a distress call, sir, from the Titanic." "She's sinking." "I'm sorry, sir." "I " "Mr. Dean, turn the ship round." "Head northwest." "I'll work the course out for you in a minute." " Aye, aye, sir." " Now, Cottam." " You're sure this is the Titanic?" " Yes, sir." " Certain?" " Absolutely." "All right, check back." "Find out everything you can." " Tell them we're coming as fast as possible." " Yes, sir." "Sir, we've contacted the Carpathia." "Eastbound from New York." "She's on her way to us." " Well, how far away is she?" " Fifty-eight miles, sir." "She's making all possible speed." "Should reach us in four hours." "Four hours." " Yes, sir." " Well, what about that ship over there?" "About 10 miles away." "You can see a light." " Isn't she replying?" " No, sir." " Well " " She'd blast our ears off if she did." "Maybe she can't keep a 24-hour watch." "Maybe she hasn't got wireless at all, sir." "All right, Bride." "Thank you." " Mr. Moody." " Sir?" "Tell Mr. Boxhall to fire the distress rockets." "One every five minutes from the port side." "Aye, aye, sir." "Port side boats all swung out, sir." "Shall I fill them?" "Yes." "Put the women and children in and lower away." "Aye, aye, sir." "Looked like a rocket, sir." "Yes." "I wonder what a ship like that would want to fire a rocket for." "Right then." "Number 22." "One, two." "♪♪" "Step aboard please, madam, and I'll pass the children across." " But what about my husband?" " I'm sorry." "Women and children first." " Yes, my dear, I think you better had." " But in a small boat like that!" " I can't go without my husband." " That lady's right." " It's absolutely ridiculous." " Now, madam, I assure you." " Kindly help me out of here, please." " It can't be helped if she won't go." "Now, madam, please." "Now, would you be good enough to step into the boat, madam." "And catch my death of cold?" "Certainly not!" " Step into the boat please, madam." " Thank you." "Eileen!" " Eileen!" " Yes?" "You won't get back on board tomorrow without a pass." " ♪♪" " But I don't see why " "I have my orders, ladies and gentlemen." "The ladies are certainly safer here than on those little boats." "The captain's opinion about that is different, sir." "Look here, sir." "I don't know whether you gentlemen have noticed it... but this ship has gotten quite a list on it now." " That's not right." " I don't suppose that's very serious." "You can't sink this boat." "That's quite certain." "Get a move on." "Come on, lads." "Come on." "Move along there." "What's the use, Chief?" "All the pumps in Belfast would never keep that water down." "That may be so, but the longer we can keep her afloat... the more lives will be saved." "So put your backs into it." " Sorry, sir." " I'm sorry." " Mr. Andrews." " Martin, there's a job for you." " Aren't you going up top, sir?" " Presently." "Open up all the spare cabins, take out all life belts and spare blankets... and get your men to distribute them - the blankets to the boats." " Right, sir." "I'll see to it at once." " Good." " Oh, Mr. Andrews." " Yes?" "I'd like you to tell me something." "I " "I have a wife and three children on board." "Just how serious is it?" "I'm not the panicking kind." "The ship has about an hour to live." "A little more, if some of the upper bulkheads hold, but not much more." "Get your wife and children into the boats." "Thank you." "Oh, Mr. Andrews." "I take it you and I may both be in the same boat later." "Yes, we may." "Oh, this way, madam." "This way, please." "Quickly as you can." "Straight the way down there." "Please, will you tell me what's going on, Robert?" "People have been rushing about, and noises overhead." "Oh, it's very tiresome." "We've struck an iceberg and damaged the ship." " We may be a day late getting to New York." " Oh, that is annoying." "And to make matters worse... the captain's being very fussy and correct." "All women and children have to go up on deck and get into the lifeboats." " Oh, no!" " Mmm." "Afraid so, dear." "But I don't want to wake the children." "Is it really necessary?" "Yes." "I think we should do what the captain says." "Very well, Robert." "We" " We must wrap the children up warmly." "We can take the blankets off the beds too." "I can deal with Tom if you'll look after the girls." "Yes, all right." "Tom." "Tom." "Come on, old boy." "You've got to get up now." " Anne, Jennifer." "Wake up, darlings." " Sorry." "There we are." "There's the boy." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Up, quick!" "Out of it!" "Quick, lads!" "The bulkhead's going!" "♪♪" " I say!" "What a whizzer!" " That was spiffy, eh?" "Marvelous!" "What a whizzer!" "Marvelous!" "Get to your boats, please." "But it's only a safety precaution, madam." "I refuse to wear it." " You must wear your life jacket." " But I dislike it intensely." " I-I don't want to wear that." " Try it on, sister." "Everyone's wearing them this season." "They're the latest thing." "Hey, Steward, cancel my appointment with the hairdresser, will you?" " Tell her I've gone boating." " Yes, madam." "Get to your boats, please." "Come along." " Really, I'd rather not wear it." " Come along, please." "Will you let me have one, please?" "A big one." " That's mine." " Be quiet." "Too many people." " Purser!" "Here." "Purser!" " Careful, please." "I must have my jewels." "I must have them." "They're in the safe." "I've a receipt here to prove it." "But the word's going round that the women and children are taking to the boats." "You can't go through here." "This is not the way to the steerage boat deck." " I've told you!" " Which is the way, then?" "They'll be opening the lower deck ports when the orders are given." "Oh, they will, will they?" "We'll soon see about that." "I'm going to have to cut down more steam." " I'll have to get rid of some of the load then." " Yes." "Well, you can cut the boiler room fans for a start." " That'll help." " Good." "How are things up top, sir?" "Any chance for us?" "Whatever happens, we've got to keep the lights going." "I'll give the word when it's time to go, and then it's every man for himself." "But it won't be so bad." "They say the Carpathia's on her way to us." "It should be here anytime now." "Well, let's hope they're right." "Eh, boys?" "And if any of you feel like praying, you'd better go ahead." "The rest can join me in a cup of tea." "Cut your heating and hot water." "Cut anything you like." "I've got to have every ounce of steam you can give me." " Aye, aye, sir." " All right." " Mr. Dean." " Sir?" "Get all hands on deck and prepare to receive survivors." "Knock off all routine work." "Get your boats ready and swing them out." "Rig electric lights down the side of the ship." "Open all gangway doors." "Hook a block and line rope in every gangway door." "Canvas slings." "Get those ready for the injured." "Oh, and see that all your side ladders are down." " Have you got that?" " Aye, aye, sir." "All right." "Quartermaster." "Telephone the doctor and the chief steward." "Ask them to come and see me on the bridge now." "Aye, aye, sir." "No, no, she can't get on!" "She'll swamp it!" " Not on this boat!" "There isn't room!" " Mommy!" "You must let her on!" "It's Mommy!" " You must come on!" "Let her on!" " All right." " Come on!" " It's all right, lady." "You can have my place." " Thank you very much." " Joe, you take the helm." " Mommy!" " Right, darling!" "Stand by to lower!" "What's the matter?" "Aren't you in charge of this boat?" "Oh, I'm no seaman, sir." "Joe can manage just as well." "Ladies first, eh, sir?" "Lower away together!" "Quickly!" "Come along, you men!" " Quickly!" " Hold it!" " What the " " Will you kindly not interfere, sir." "We've got to get these boats away." "We are getting them away." "Do you want me to drown everybody?" "Because that's what will happen if I lower these boats too quickly." "Now stand back." "Please." "Carry on lowering." "Hey." "There'll be trouble about that when we get to New York." "What's the matter with him?" "Is he blind?" "That's six rockets she's fired, sir." "Yes." "Maybe I'd better tell the captain." "What is it?" "That big steamer, sir." "She's firing rockets." "Six up to now." "Well, perhaps they're company signals of some kind." "Call her up with the Morse lamp and ask her." "Aye, aye, sir." "The captain thinks she must be signaling to another ship about the ice." "Looks a bit queer, doesn't she?" "I'll try signaling her again." " Looks as if she's listing." " That's because of the angle she's at to us." "If you please, ma'am." "My friend has been put into that boat." "We want to stay together." " But, madam " " Madam, you must get in." " But I don't see why." " Madam" " Please, madam." "You cannot pick and choose your boat." "Get in." "Gangway, please!" "Gangway!" "I want to go back to bed, Daddy." "You're going for a ride on a boat, old Son." "First they tell us to go up, then they tell us to wait down here." " The boats are up top, ma'am." " Well, I wish they'd make up their minds." "Very sorry, ma'am." " The indecision is most bewildering." " Yes, ma'am." "If there's no danger, why do you want us to put our life belts on?" "Tell me that much." "Listen." "I'm not here to argue with you." "I want everybody with their life belts on." "Pat and I have found a way up." "Follow me." " Where is Pat?" " He's gone ahead." "It's all right." "It may be someone trying to signal, but I can't make any sense out of it." "Could be a masthead light flickering, couldn't it, sir?" "If I had a gun, I'd put a shell into them." "This way, madam." "Quickly as you can, please." "Yes, ma'am." "Straightaway down to the end, please." "This way, madam." "That's right." "Hey." "The water's up to E Deck forward." "There's not much time left." " If they won't get in, chuck 'em in." " Right." " Keep straight on for the boat deck." " Oh, this way, madam." "Thank you." "Quickly as you can." "Right the way down to the end, please." " Please don't put me in the boat!" " Now come along, madam." "I'd rather die, I tell you!" "I've never been in an open boat in my life." "No, I can't do it!" "I shall fall!" "Oh, no, no, please!" "You've got to go, madam, so you may as well keep quiet." "Off we go, then." "Good boy, Michael." "Through here now." "Come on." "Here, I say!" "No steerage up here." "This is second class." " Oh, it is, is it?" " Good God, man, will you let these ladies pass to the boats?" "It's against the rules." "I shall lose me job." "You'll lose your teeth if you don't shut up." " Get off me." " Little rat." "Come on, quick, before he fetches someone." "Look there." "Which way to the boats?" "Any way you like, friend." "Any way you like." "All roads lead to Rome." "This way, Pat." " No!" "No!" " Come along, madam." "No!" "I won't!" "I won't!" "It's women and children first, ma'am." "Please, Lottie, for God's sake." "Be brave and go." "I'll get a place in another boat." " This way, madam." " Come on, Lottie, please." "Robert, I can't go through with it." "It looks as though we shall have to forgo the drive down to Philadelphia and take the train." " I can't leave you here, Robert." " Cousin Henry won't mind us being one day late... but he'll draw the line at two." "I'm not going, Robert." "My dear, I never expected to ask you to obey me... but this is one time you must." "It's only a matter of form for you and the children to go first." "Everyone here will be quite safe." "Is that the truth?" "Certainly it is." "If you please, madam." "The children will follow." "Now you be good girls and look after your mother." "Yes." "Here we are." "Hup!" "Good-bye, my dear son." "Come on, son." " Thank you." " Right." " Keep everybody back well clear of the boat." " Aye, aye, sir." "Stand back!" "Come on, everybody!" "Stand back, please!" "Stand back please, sir." "We're going to lower." "Back." "Right." "Lower away together." "Watch your hands, ladies." "Keep them well inside the boat." "Thank you." " Say good-bye." " Bye, Daddy." " Let's follow somebody, Pat!" " Oh, and get chucked out?" "No, no." "Let's try this way." "Come on." "Oh!" "First class." "Come on, Pat." "I don't care, Mary." "I don't like the look of it." "We're going up." "Just a minute." "You'll be told when to go up!" "Right." "Eighteen." "♪♪" "Right!" "Lower away together!" "Hold it!" "If you please." "But there's room in the boat." "I thought " "Women and children only." "Miss Russell, I thought you'd gone to the boat." "My pig." "I must have my lucky pig." "Well" " Well, uh " "♪♪" "I" " I've had enough." "We can settle later, if you like." "Yeah, yeah." "Later." "Maybe he's got an appointment." "Maybe he's right." "I don't know much about ships... but I'm beginning to think that we're in a tight corner." "Then what shall we play now, gentlemen?" "Happy Families?" "Well, Phillips?" "Carpathia, sir." "She's making 17 knots and should be with us about 3:30." "That'll be too late." " There may be someone nearer." "Keep trying." " Yes, sir." "I got you a life belt, John." "Oh, put it down there, will you?" " Don't they see us?" " No, sir." "There was a light flashing, but it must have come from their masthead." " Quartermaster Rowe." " Sir?" " Can you send and read Morse?" " Yes, sir." "Then signal and keep signaling..." ""We are the Titanic sinking." "Please have your boats ready. "" "Aye, aye, sir." " You go along and help with the boats." " Yes, sir." " Mr. Boxhall." " Sir?" "Ask Mr. Wilde where the arms and ammunition are kept." "They may be needed later." "Yes, sir." "We've done it, Michael." "No!" "No, I don't want to go!" "I want to stay with you!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Come along, ladies." "There's no time to lose." "You heard what he said, the pair of you." "Get along." "The same with you now." "Come on." "Mama " " Your boat full, Mr. Lowe?" " There's some ladies here for the boat, sir." "Come along then, please." "Quickly." "Come along." "Quickly, ladies." "Hurry." "Come along, please." "Go along with you now." "Watch your step." "Make room for them in the back." "Watch your step." "But surely they'd let us take just one bag." "No, dear." "No bag." "But there's my trousseau." "Everything we have is here." "Not quite everything." "Say, we only got one sailor with us." "That's not enough to manage this boat." "Hold it there!" "Avast lowering!" "What's the matter?" "Hey, son!" "We only got one sailor on this boat!" "Are there any spare hands here?" "I'll go... if you like." " Are you a sailor?" " I'm a yachtsman." "If you're seaman enough to nip down that lifeline, you can go." "Below!" " Sir?" " Let's have that line!" "Right." "Good luck." "Lower away together!" "Women and children to the boats!" "Women and children first!" " Please, Rachael, get in the boat." " Yes, Mrs. Straus, you must." "I've always stayed with my husband, Colonel." "So why should I leave him now?" "Please." "Be sensible." "We have been living together for many years, Isodor." "Where you go, I go." "I'm sure nobody would object to an old gentleman like Mr. Straus going in a boat." "I'll ask the officer." "No." "I will not go before the other men." "We stay." "Come, my dear." "She's right, you see." "We'll stay together too." "But she's old." "You're young." "Please, darling." "I can look after myself." "We both can." " Watch your step!" " All right, now you two." "Come along." " But, Dad " " Wait a minute!" "He can't go." "It's women and children only." "Of course he can go." "He's only 13." "All right, son, go on." "You can look after your mother." "Now, keep back, please, ladies and gentlemen!" "Keep back!" "It's absurd." "On the other side the gentlemen are going in the boats with their ladies." "Why on earth we're standing here, I don't know." "But... will there be room in the boats for everybody?" "Of course there will." "Yes, oughtn't we to ask?" "Somebody just said we had to hang about here." " What are we supposed to do, mates?" " I don't know." " Perhaps you ought to go up top." " Sir?" "Please, sir, where are we supposed to go?" "Put those cigarettes out at once." "Don't you know the rules yet?" "I'll have you on the captain's report." "Make way." "Come on, you two, out of it." " Come on, you!" "Get out of there." " I want to get on the boat!" "Please let me stay in the boat!" "Please let me stay in the boat!" "Please!" "That's it." "All officers are requested to report to the chief officer's cabin, sir." "Right." "No men are allowed in these boats until all the women have gone!" " Come on, lady." " Thank you." "Now, Mr. Guggenheim, you really ought to hurry." "I'll see your valet knows where you are." "This thing's uncomfortable." "It hurts." "You should really be up top, sir." "My valet." "Send for my valet." " May I go too?" " Yes, sir." "In you go." " Room for me?" " Yes." "Get in." "Evening, ma'am." "I guess this is the best place to be." "Open the gate!" "Open the gate!" "Let us through!" "Here, what do you think you're up to?" "I'll have you arrested for damaging the company's property!" "The lot of you!" "All right, lads, leave it now and try and save yourselves." " Still no answer?" " Not yet, sir." " You'd better fire the rest of the rockets." " Aye, aye, sir." "Come along, please, ladies." "Quickly now." "Come, my dear." "It's time for you to go." "Good-bye." "God bless you." "Take care of yourself." "And Jeanie." "Come." "Seamen to man this boat!" "That's us, mates!" "Off turns for lowering." "Lower away." "There's only about a dozen in there." "That boat's supposed to take 40." "If they're going to lower them, why don't they put some people in them?" "Come on, mate." "♪♪" "Women and children up top!" "All right." "Women and children up top!" "Women and children only up top!" "Come along." "Look!" "Look!" "All the boats are gone!" "There's only four!" "There must be more!" "♪♪" " Quartermaster " " Stand back, sir." "That's the last one, sir." "No reply to your signals?" "No, sir." "I think the bastards must be asleep." "Report to Mr. Murdock He's shorthanded." "Aye, aye, sir." "God help you." "Now come along!" "Don't hang about!" "This way, ladies!" "It's only for a short while!" "Your men will be all right!" "Stand back!" "Stand back!" "Sir, Captain told me to report to you, sir." " Take charge of this boat." " Aye, aye, sir." " Watch yourself, or she'll swamp." " Aye, aye, sir." "Stand aside!" "Madam, please." "If I don't get through, will you send this to my sister?" "The address is on it." "Come along, please." "Don't forget." "Just a minute, sir." "A bit pessimistic, aren't you?" "The sea's freezing." "A man won't last long in that." "We've drawn a bad hand this time." "I've never been a good loser." "I intend to get into a boat." "Then I wish you luck." "All right." "That's all." "No more room in this boat!" "No more space in this boat!" " Where do we go?" " Where do we go then?" " Up there!" " Up the other end!" "Off turns for lowering!" " You ready there?" " Sir!" "Is there no one else?" "Lower away!" "Avast lowering!" "Lower away." "Well, Phillips?" "Nothing fresh, sir." "Carpathia's coming as fast as she can." "The Olympic wanted to know if we were steaming south to meet her... and the Frankfurt keeps asking for more details, the idiots!" "They don't seem to understand, sir." "It can't be easy for them." "The engine room's flooding." "You won't have power to send much longer." " Tell the Carpathia." " Yes, sir." " Tell her to hurry." " Yes, sir." "I've got blankets piled at every gangway, sir... and we're preparing the smoke rooms and lounges as dormitories." "We shall have to regroup the steerage passengers though." "All right." "Just a minute." "Our own passengers will have to keep to their cabins." "It's going to be difficult enough as it is without them underfoot." "Will you put stewards in every alleyway and tell them that if I see a " "What is it, Cottam?" "From the Titanic, sir." "Her engine room's flooded and she's sinking by the head." "The wireless operator says he won't have the power to transmit much longer." "Her Captain wants to know how long we'll be." "Tell them another two hours." "Keep back!" "Ten ladies, that's all!" "Ten more ladies!" "Ladies only!" "Ten ladies!" "That's all!" "No more in this boat!" "Come on!" "Try down the other end!" "Now don't panic!" "Hold on to yourselves!" "Get back!" "Come on!" "Get back!" "Don't panic!" "Take charge of yourselves!" "Don't panic!" "Come on." "Get back." "Mr. Lowe, take charge of this boat." "Start lowering!" "♪♪" "Ah, here you are, sister." " You take this." "It'll help keep you warm." " Oh, no, please." "Don't you worry about me." "I got plenty of fat." "Keep pulling." "The officer said to stand by close to the ship." "If we stay too close, we'll be caught by the suction when she goes down." "You row with me." "One of the ladies can steer." "I'm in charge of this boat." "Your job is to row." "Some of the ladies can help row too." "Can't we, girls?" "Sure." "It'll keep us warm." " Well, I " " Button up, skipper." "You want rowers?" "Okay, you got 'em." "Hurry along." "Thank you." "Sorry." "Only one more lady." " You go first." " Oh, no." " You've children waiting at home." " No, my dear " "Hurry along, please, ma'am." "We haven't got much time." "Just down there." "Ma'am." "Right, off turns!" "Still here, Miss Evans?" "We'll get you off in the next boat." "Thank you." "She's going fast now." "Are all the boats away?" "All except the other two collapsibles." "There'll be no time to get them off the davits." "We'll have to try and float them off as she goes down." "I'll need some hands to get them unlashed." "Hey, you two!" "Follow me!" "Any spare hands there?" "All right, get that shoring timber!" "Right, two men to each one!" " Right, Jim?" " Yep." "♪♪" "What's the use?" "No one's listening." "People don't listen when they're eating, but we play just the same." "Isn't that so, sir?" "They say it helps the digestion." "Exactly." "That's because it soothes the nerves." "Right." "Number 24." "♪♪" "You said quite clearly that you were going to drink the whole bottle!" "The whole bottle!" "Mr. Guggenheim, your life belt." "It was uncomfortable." "We have dressed now in our best... and are prepared to go down like gentlemen." " That is so, sir." " But surely " "If anything should happen to me..." "I would like my wife to know that I behaved decently." "Get two check lines and we'll try and break her outboard." "The crew are trying to clear two of the collapsible boats." "If they succeed, I'm sure there'll be a place for you, madam, in one of them." "You see, you can still go." "Please, darling." "No." "We started out together and we'll finish together." "Are you married, Mr. Andrews?" "Yes." "And if my wife were here, I think she'd do as I asked." "But you have a family?" "Mm-hmm." "That would make a difference, wouldn't it?" "Perhaps." "Let me give you both some advice." "Don't stay on the ship until the end." "Put your life belts on... and lower yourselves down into the water by the ropes hanging over the side." "Don't jump if you can avoid it." "When you're in the water, swim away from the ship at once." "The boats will stay well clear when she sinks." "Thank you." "We'll remember." "Oh, and, uh, I should wear something white... so they can see you." "I wonder if he'll save himself." "We'll save ourselves." "Now ease forward." "All together." "Heavy." "Keep the strain on those check lines." "Everybody out!" "Come on, lads!" "Out!" "Everybody up top!" "Power's going, John." "It's time to go now, Phillips." "You've done your duty." "You can do no more." "Abandon your cabin." "It's everyone for himself." "Look after yourselves now." "I release you both." "God bless you." "John." "John!" "It's no use, John." "The power's gone." " Hey, you!" " Live and let live, sir!" "Live and let live!" "John!" "John!" "John!" "Come on!" "Put your weight in it!" "Put your weight in it!" "♪♪" "Right." " Hold on to your check lines!" " Hang on to it!" "Keep her square on!" "Keep going, Michael!" "Hold on to those check lines." "Hold on to those check lines!" "Leave it!" "There's no time!" "We'll try and free the starboard collapsible!" "Hurry!" "Abandon ship!" "Every man for himself!" "Mommy!" "Mommy, where are you?" "Mommy!" "♪♪" "Come on!" "Quickly!" "This way!" "♪♪" "It's the end, boys." "We've done our duty." "We can go now." "Otto!" "Otto!" "♪♪" "♪♪" "♪♪" "♪ Nearer my God to thee ♪ ♪ Nearer to thee ♪" "♪ There let the way appear ♪ ♪ Steps unto heaven ♪ ♪ All that thou sends to me ♪ ♪ In mercy given ♪" "♪ Angels to beckon me ♪ ♪ Nearer my God to thee ♪ ♪ Nearer to thee ♪" "♪ Then with my waking thoughts ♪ ♪ Bright with thy praise ♪ ♪ Out of my stony griefs ♪ ♪ Bethel I'll raise ♪" "♪ So by my woes to be ♪ ♪ Nearer my God to thee ♪ ♪ Nearer to thee ♪♪" "Look out!" "Help!" "Here, come back!" "Help me!" "Get out" " Get out of the way!" "Get out of there!" "Oh, save me!" "Save me!" "Hold me." "Keep together!" "Clear the ship's side!" " Help!" "Help!" " Clear the ship's side!" "Swim for the upturned boat!" "Aren't you going to try for it, Mr. Andrews?" "Hello." "What are you doing here?" "I want my mummy." "Oh, then we'd better go and find her, hadn't we?" "You come with me." "Michael, I can't make it!" "Come on, Mr. Farrell!" "Come on, Mr. Farrell." "Here you are, Mr. Farrell." "Come on." "Head for the rear now!" "Keep together, all of you!" "Clear the ship's side!" "Swim clear!" "Keep clear!" "Keep off this child!" "Keep off this child!" "Let me go!" "Get off my legs!" "Let me go!" "Get off!" "Get off!" "She's going." "Swim clear!" "Keep clear!" "Look!" "Oh, look!" "A prayer." "We ought to say a prayer." "Our Father, who art in heaven... hallowed be thy name." "Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on Earth " "Oh, God!" "...the power and the glory, forever and ever, amen." "We'll find Mummy." "We'll soon find her." "Well, what the hell are we waiting for?" "Those people are drowning!" "This boat isn't full!" "We can go and pick some of them up!" "Are you mad?" "If we get among that lot, they'll swamp the boat." " They'll capsize us!" " We can't just sit here and do nothin'!" "Come on, girls!" "Row!" "I give the orders around here!" "Don't you know you're speaking to a lady?" "I know who I'm speaking to, and I'm in command of this boat." "You get fresh with me, son, I'll throw you overboard!" "Come on!" "Row!" "Now look here!" "I tell you, you'll drown the lot of us!" "This boat's returning to pick up survivors." "I'm going to pass some of our passengers over to you." "We got no room in here, sir." "Rubbish!" "You've room for about 20 more." "Now hold your tongue and do as you're told." "Excuse me." "Mind your back." "Just keep calm." "Madam, would you, please?" " I absolutely refuse!" " I'm awfully sorry about this, madam." "I've had quite enough!" "Just as much as I could stand." "Well forward, please." "Thanks." "Thank you." "I still say we ought to turn back!" "We'll only get swamped!" "You heard what he said." "We ought to try, I reckon." "What do you think, sir?" "We're crowded enough as it is." "I'm feeling most unwell." "It's difficult to say." "Only one of us is a seaman." "I think we ought to take his advice." "Well, perhaps if we wait a bit, until things are quieting down, and then " "Well, then we can try." "Wait until they're half dead, you mean!" "That won't take long in this cold." "That big steamer that was out there, sir - the one that was firing rockets." " What about it?" " Well, she seems to have gone now, sir." "Yes?" "That big steamer, sir - the one that was firing the rockets." "She seems to have gone now." " And she didn't fire any more rockets?" " No, sir." "Very well." "What's the time?" "2:45, sir." "Well, enter it in the log." "Aye, aye, sir." " Get off that back there!" " Keep away from this boat!" "There's no more room!" "You'll have it over!" "You'll capsize it!" "Get off!" "Stay away from here!" "Hey, you, get away!" "There's no more room, mate!" "Get 'em off!" "Stay off!" "Stay away!" "She'll capsize, I tell you!" "All right, take it easy!" "Get off then!" "Get off!" "Get away!" "Good luck." "God bless you." "Come back!" "No!" "Come on back!" "There!" "Throw him off!" "All right, men, pull yourselves together!" "Get away!" " There's no room!" " Get him off!" " We can't take any more or we'll sink!" " Shut up!" "This boat's not sinking yet!" "But it soon will be if we don't get organized." " It's every man for himself!" " Shut up and do what the officer says!" " Hear, hear!" " Is that you, Sparks?" "Yes, sir." "Good." "How long before the Carpathia gets here?" " An hour or so, sir." " Right." "There's a bit of a swell getting up." "We'll have to trim the boat." "Now listen to me, all of you!" "Wait a minute." "Come on, lads." "You're all right now." "Give 'em a hand, Sparks." "Aye, aye, sir." "Take care of the child." "Here." "Straighten up!" "Steady!" "Left." "Lean left!" "To your right!" "Lean right!" "Steady!" "There's one back here dead, sir." "Are you certain?" " We are, sir." " Yes, sir." "Right." "Lower him over the side." "Lean left." "Lean left!" "Gently." "Gently." "All right for the baker to come aboard now, sir?" "Yes, pull him in!" " Lean right!" " Sir." "Lean right!" "Steady!" "Thank you, sir." "I beg your pardon, sir." "It's the cold." "Look, sir." "Boat." "Boat ahead, sir!" "All right." "Steady, lads, steady." "To your right!" "To your right, to your right!" "That's an officer's whistle." "Make way together, lads." "Starboard helm." "Uh, to your right, please, madam." "My baby." "My baby." "That man over there - He's smoking a cigarette." "I think it's disgraceful that anyone should smoke at a time like this." "People really ought to control themselves." "I want my husband." "I'm so cold." "Please, I'm so cold!" "I'm so cold!" "Oh - ♪♪" " We should be there by now, sir." " Yes." "Not a sign of her." "Must have given the wrong position." "Iceberg on the port bow, sir." " Starboard a point." " Starboard one point, sir." " Slow ahead." " Slow ahead, sir." "Starboard one point." "There's a flare ahead, sir." "Fire a rocket." "I tell you, we're done." "Ah, shut up." "No water, no food." "Got no compass, no chart." "That's the North Star up there, isn't it?" "What's the use of that?" "We're hundreds of miles from land." "What was that?" "A falling star." "Flash of lightning." "Lightning, my foot!" "That was a rocket!" "Look!" "It's a rocket!" "Pat, will you look?" "There's a ship sending up a rocket!" "Sit down, please, ladies." "Sit down." "You may lose your balance." " We'll give them an answer." " Look over there!" "Look!" "There." "They'll see this." "Look, boyo." "There's a ship comin'." "She's firing rockets." "Go on." "Let me be." "Ah, come on now." "Brace up." "It'll not be much longer." "Oh, look at them rockets!" "Look at them lovely rockets!" "Will that be the Carpathia?" "Aren't you glad to see her?" "Yes, I'm glad." "But then I'm still alive." "If only she'd been nearer." "There are quite a lot of "ifs" about it, aren't there, Colonel?" "Keep up, Quartermaster!" "Keep that line slack!" "If we'd been steaming a few knots slower... or if we'd sighted that berg a few seconds earlier... we might not even have struck." "If we'd carried enough lifeboats for the size of the ship... instead ofjust enough to meet the regulations... things would have been different again, wouldn't they?" "Maybe." "But you have nothing to reproach yourself with." "You've done all any man could and more." "You're not " "I was going to say..." "you're not God, Mr. Lightoller." "No seaman ever thinks he is." "I've been at sea since I was a boy." "I've been in sail." "I've even been shipwrecked before." "I know what the sea can do." "But this is different." "Because we hit an iceberg?" "No." "Because we were so sure." "Because even though it's happened, it's still unbelievable." "I don't think I'll ever feel sure again." "About anything." "Almighty God, father of all mercies... we, thine unworthy servants, do give thee most humble and hearty thanks... for all thy goodness and loving kindness to us and to all men... particularly to those who desire now... to offer up their praises and thanksgivings... for thy late services vouchsafed unto them." "We bless thee for our creation, preservation... and all the blessings of this life... but, above all, for thine inestimable love... and redemption of the world by our Lord Jesus Christ... for the means of grace " "And for the hope of glory." "And we beseech thee... give us that due sense of all thy mercies... that our hearts may be unfeignedly thankful... and that we show forth thy praise not only with our lips... but in our lives... by giving up ourselves to thy service... and by walking before thee in holiness and righteousness all our days." " Through Jesus Christ our Lord " " Yes, all right." "To whom with thee and the Holy Ghost be all honor and glory... world without end." "Amen." " Amen." " Amen." "Sir?" "We're at the place now." "I thought you'd like to see for yourself." "Oh, yes." "Thank you, sir." "We only found one body, I'm afraid." "The rest must have been carried further on by the current." "But of course we'll go on searching for survivors until we turn back to New York." "Yes." "How many " "The purser's checked the figures now." "We have on board 705 survivors." "Several of those in the boats were dead, I'm afraid." " 1,500 lost?" " That's right, yes." "Excuse me, sir." "Oh, Cottam, yes, what is it?" "A message from the Californian, sir." "She's nearby." "Just heard about the Titanic." "Wants to know if there's anything she can do." "Tell them, no, nothing." "Everything that was humanly possible has been done." | {
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"Brought to you by WITH S2 Written In The Heavens Subbing Squad" "Hey, what are you guys doing?" "You guys were blowing air at each other's faces, which is what only couples do." " We didn't do anything." " Continue." "Hyung, I said we didn't do anything..." "Ah..." "look at him joke..." "It's a birthday present." "It expires in three hours so hurry up and drink it!" "If I get a stomachache after drinking this," "I'm going to take the medicine price from your salary." "Don't drink it!" "But, are you guys going out, by any chance?" "What are you talking about..." "I was just delivering milk." "But why are you coming down from the second floor?" "Seriously, why are you here?" "I don't know." "Hey." "Han Sung, I'm nervous." "If you're uncomfortable, do you want to meet some other time?" "If they ask why I'm meeting you again after ditching you, what should I say?" "No, I'll just say that I'm sorry, and that things just turned out like this." "You don't have to be so nervous." "They're busy too." "Choose my clothes for me." "The phone is ringing." "Yoo Ju, this is your mom." "Are you busy because of your exhibit?" " Why didn't you call me?" " Should I pick it up?" "You don't have to come to my wedding, so please at least call, okay?" "Is your mother getting married?" "Please don't ask me." "How about this?" "Calm mode, rebellious mode." " Both are pretty." " Whatever, I'll just decide." "Han Yoo Ju, a popular postmodernist." "No to marriage!" "Creative activities are more entertaining than love." "Fifth Cup" "Beef rib soup." "Hyung, these are too simple." "It's not like there are only on or two people I have to feed." "But why were you forced to leave your house at your age?" "How dare they tell me to grab the knife due to the family line?" "Oh, no!" "I hate blood." "Knife?" "Blood?" "Are your parents butchers?" "Butchers?" "But you can't sleep at the store." "If you're that desperate, then sleep at my house for the time being." "I can't live with you, hyung." "You're going to tell me to eat in the morning, sleep early at night, fold the laundry well, talk on the phone for only a little bit, keep the room clean, and you're going to be jealous of me when I meet girls." "I don't think I'm young enough to listen to your scolding anymore." "I don't think I can live with that kind of guy either." "You're a very picky person." "Hurry up and eat your food." "Hyung, I'll find a room as quickly as possible." "Just let me stay at the store till then." "There is an empty room in Manager Hong's house." "Can you talk to him for me?" "And, you shouldn't live your life like that." "You don't even have a magnificent life yourself." "Isn't telling others to do this and that kind of wrong?" "Why are you ignoring half of my words!" "Am I your friend or something?" "There's a popular type of speech called Eun Chan's speech, where you ignore and talk informally to people, don't you know about it?" "You can't stand watching others eating." "Here you go." "Something with meat." "Are you satisfied?" "Meat!" "But, you two seem to be getting attached." "My Chan, do you know that your cheek is blushing right now?" "My Chan, your style of guys is really unique." "Why do you keep accusing people without any proof like that!" "My Chan, what are you..." "And stop calling me My Chan." "It's really cheesy!" "My Chan, My Chan, that's irritating me." "Eat slowly." "Foreigners go through this kind of situation really well, but I don't know what to say." "There are a lot of couples who get back together after they divorce." "What's wrong with going out after breaking up?" "Yes, couples who go out again after breaking up usually live better." "Thanks." "How do you feel now that you decided to marry?" "It's good." "But when are you two going to?" "You, Han Sung, are kind so you'll be good to your wife." " That is..." " She's determined not to marry." "Wow, that's awesome!" "If you do that, you're in trouble." "Here." "Boss, where do you keep going?" "You came here a while ago already, dog hole." "Until when?" "I didn't tell you?" "I'm exercising." "Oh yeah, if you don't like the way I live, just..." "No, I absolutely love the way you live." "You even like to exercise at night." "I really respect you." "Where to now?" "You know that I'm accepting you just because Eun Chan requested, right?" "Of course." "And you know that you need to pay room rent, right?" "Of course." "If I pay about $300..." "Just pay $200, including the food fee." "Manager, you're going to be lucky some day!" "You're really really going to be lucky some day." "I know." "What are you doing?" "I was looking for a place too." "Eun Chan told me to come." "I'll give you $300." "One or two people don't make a difference." "Door's open, come in." "Why didn't you go inside?" "See for yourself, if there's anywhere to sit." "Do I take my shoes in?" "Of course you have to take your shoes off." "What are you talking about?" "Take off?" "What's wrong with the house?" "!" "I'll use this side." "Do whatever you want." "Or you can use it with me." "Are you kidding me?" "Wow, it's Coffee Prince Shop." "Drink this." "It looks like he cooked those three years ago." "Is it all dried?" "I guess I need to wash it again." "What is that." "I guess he just dries and then wears them, instead of washing them." "Why aren't you drinking?" "Enjoy your drink." "What's with him?" "The average of the first week after opening, 27 coffees, 10 waffles." "Average of the second week, 19 coffees, 9 waffles." "Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday of the third week." "Total, 52 coffees and 24 waffles." "The average dropped." "Why do you think we're doing bad?" "Don't you know?" "It's because of you." "It's because we're trying to sell coffee to kids." "How many times do I have to tell you that kids don't know how good my coffee is?" "Sun Ki?" "I sold 200 a day when I was working in front of the women's college." "What I'm sure of is that my waffles are delicious." "Why is Hwang Min Yeop absent for three days?" "We're going to do take outs starting from next week." "First of all, this asterisk mark indicates the time slot of when the floating population near our store starts moving." "From 7AM to 9AM..." " When did he research all that?" " Who would work that early?" "Those two hours are the peak." "Even if they don't know the real coffee taste, how can we give them coffee in paper cups?" "You need to put the effort in for coffee." "You need to give them coffee in a coffee cup." "One of the methods for advertising international coffee stores said that all the employees including the President need to carry cups with the logo." "That was a successful case of advertising without having to use money." "It's possible for us also." "When we start doing take outs, we'll split into two teams, to do morning and afternoon." "That's all." "Isn't that smart?" "What is it?" "Is Hwang Min Yeop not here again?" "I fired him, don't look for him." "You fired Min Yeop?" "What are you talking about?" "What kind of circumstances?" "What does he have to do?" "How would I know?" "It's kind of wrong to give him permission to quit if you don't even know what's going on!" "If he said he had a bad circumstance, then you should have asked him what was wrong." "Even if something was wrong, why would I ask him what was wrong." "When he just called me and told me he was quitting?" "He's someone who sang the national anthem." "Because he was so excited that he got hired using his own abilities." "You should've definitely asked him, isn't that what a good boss does!" "It's because I'm a bad boss, okay?" "Are you disappointed because there's no one to mess up with you anymore?" "He's an adult too!" "If he has something going on, he can do it himself." "Just mind your own business, your own business." "Rude, rude." "So arrogant." "Ahjussi!" "Please give me hard bones and a soju." "Okay." "Hey." "You?" "You're crazy." "If you couldn't work anymore, you should've called me." "Why didn't you call me?" "Are your fingers broken?" "How did you come here?" "Clean these kinds of stuff so that customers could sit!" "You're not going to do well if you keep doing that." "Why are you here, interfering?" "Are you in your right mind to be absent without notice for several days?" "I heard that this is your senior's stall." "He's not your brother or anything." "Why did you say you were going to run his store?" "How did you know?" "You investigated me secretly, didn't you?" "I went to your house, what about it?" "Why didn't you pick up your phone?" "I dropped it in the fish cake soup, what!" "Did you come here because you were worried about me?" "Are you crazy?" "Anyways, what kind of senior is he, making you quit your job and do this?" "It's my senior from the wrestling team." "He fed and gave me a place to sleep whenever I was having difficulties." " It was the senior I liked the most." " Ahjussi, give me chicken feet here!" "Oh, okay!" "What are you doing?" "Aren't you going to make chicken feet?" "I'm going to." "Ew, what kind of smell is this?" "Wow, that looks really delicious." "Eun Sae loves chicken feet a lot." "How can Eun Sae like these disgusting chicken feet." "Welcome..." " Really?" " Hurry up." "What do I have to do?" "What do you want?" "Please give me soju." "Soju." "Your girlfriend is late today." "Hello..." "Ahjussi?" "Why did you call?" "Where are you?" "I'm in neighborhood 1." "Why?" "Ssulja is waiting for you." "Actually, I think I miss you even more." "Then I'll go to your house after delivering all the milk!" "Okay, I'll wait for you." "Okay!" "Okay, I'll wait for you." "I'll wait." "He says he'll wait!" "Ahjussi, your sprout soup is really good." "You're good at cooking rice and sprout soup." "Wow, Miss B would love it." "I'm jealous." "She probably doesn't." "Mr. A is really narrow minded." "Here, dessert." "Let's go outside." "Is it that easy to accept a girl who left him once?" "I think Mr. A is a boyfriend with 99 points." "Be careful!" "It's great." " Are you having fun?" " Yeah." "Giddy up!" "You're the first guest to have gone up there." "Why?" "It's really fun." "I know." "Everyone just stares at it." "Ahjussi, come up!" "How is work?" "It's fun." "But the manager is really mean." "I don't know if I can insult your cousin." "Why?" "Is Mr. X harassing Miss Y?" "No." "There's a worker who is huge but very very sensitive." "He had something to do... but he couldn't say that he was going to be absent for a long time." "And just said he was going to quit." "That rude man fired him immediately." "Well, Han Kyul does that at times." "Hey, but later on, you'll probably see that he's actually okay." "I don't know if that will happen or not." "Isn't it hard to pretend being a guy?" "No..." "I'm good now." "Don't you consider me as a guy too?" "No, I think you're a girl no matter how I look at you." "I receive a lot of chocolates on Valentine's Day now." "From girls." "Of course, I don't get any on White Day." "Well, even if I was a guy, I wouldn't like someone like me." "Why can't guys see this pretty lady?" "She's pretty in my eyes." "Why... are you saying that so directly..." "I'm in a good mood now." "Oh yeah, if you have time next week, do you want to go to a party with me?" "It's an open party for the art exhibit." "If you're not uncomfortable with it, I want to go with you." "I don't know much about art." "You don't need to go if you don't want to." "No, that's not it." "Why wouldn't I want to?" "It's a party." "I would love to, but my appearance is bad." "Ahjussi, you probably don't know this, but girls really like those kinds of stuff." "A party with art exhibit..." "Wow, my heart flutters just thinking about it." "It's really magnificent." "But if I go with you, you'd be embarrassed." "If you're hesitating because of that simple reason, let's just go." "Are you sure you won't be embarrassed of me?" "No, you're really cool." "Okay, then I'll try my best to be pretty so that you won't be embarrassed." "I promise, trust me." "Okay." "Do you know that?" "You have the power to make people happy." "Thanks." "Is your business going well?" "Not really." "Good luck in getting more business." "Angel, I have the chicken feet you love." "Where are you?" "Think where angel might be." "I'm in a place where you can't come in." "Where is that?" "I'm going to find you even if it means going to the ends of the Earth." "I'm in the ladies' public bath." "Find me." "I'm going to go in first." "Angel!" "Here." "Chicken feet and innards." "Hey, what are you doing here?" "This is the ladies' bath." "And that strap..." "That... that's for women... a bra." "The secret's out now." "You take care of it." "Why?" "I don't know." "I don't know." "Angel." "What... you... your shoulder!" "I saw you peeing standing up." "Take your time." "I even kissed you." "You sure did a lot." "Well, you even delivered food to the men's section." "I was so desperate that I had to do that." "But why did you pretend to be a guy!" "I wouldn't pretend to be a girl even if I starve to death." "Would anyone even believe you if you did?" "Mr. Hwang, you like Eun Sae, don't you?" "See, is the fact that I'm not Eun Sae's boyfriend that bad for you?" "That means that you don't have any rivals anymore." "In addition to that, I'm Eun Sae's older sister." "I liked how you were very trustworthy." "I saw another side of you at your shop." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "You want to keep seeing Eun Sae, don't you?" "Yeah." "Not "Yeah", Yes." "Yes." "Now follow what I tell you to from now on." "Yes?" "Yes." "What are you doing at night, your eyes are sunken." "I went to Min Yeop's store." "His senior is really sick." "He's suffering." "That's good." "Being a owner of a snack stall is better than being a cafe employee." "Are you really not curious about Hwang Min Yeop?" "Yeah." "You really don't have affections." "Did you find that out just now?" "So dirty." "Manager Hong said not to flush after pooping." "The water isn't coming out." "They're going to cut off water supply until the day after tomorrow." "Let's just close the shop." "It's only been a little bit since we started this shop." "We'll just have to work with bottled water." "Wash the dishes, go to the bathroom, and wash the dust cloth with bottle water." "You're so thrifty." "I know, hyung." "We don't have water, it's hot, and there's no customers." "This is a chance heaven gave us." "Let's go somewhere cool." "A group rally!" "Let's go to a group rally!" "That's a good idea." "Hwang Min Yeop would love that the most." "Miss Han Yoo Ju." "You know how a lot of your works have a concept using mother-of-pearl?" "Where did you get that concept?" "Well, first, about mother-of-pearl." "I was familiar with it ever since I was young." "She wasn't as pretty as I thought she would be." "I heard her sponsor was DK?" "How can she..." "I heard they broke up." "Really?" "You should've told me you were sick." "How many days were you like this?" "It's a mustard soup." "It's good for colds." "How did you know I was sick?" "When we were talking on the phone last night." "It didn't sound like you were okay even though you said you were." "Why did you come if I said it was okay." "Is something going to go wrong if you just say thank you?" "It's warm." "You're going to come, right?" "I don't think I can make it to the open party, but I'll go the next day." "You have a fever." "Was Choi Han Kyul this handsome?" "You smell good too." "And you even had facial hair?" "It makes me uneasy, don't do that." "How did you make this?" "You have a lot of talent." "Why isn't hyung coming?" "Shouldn't he come if you're this sick?" "Did you fight with him?" "Did I?" "It seems like we did, seeing that he didn't call me for three days." "You guys fought." "Why did you guys fight?" "What's wrong again?" "It's nothing." "Go now." "After a little bit." "It's because I'm uncomfortable because I want to lie down." "Please." "Go." "Are you going to eat the medicine?" "Of course, I even went to the hospital and got a shot." "Okay." "Well, you do everything well by yourself." "I want to help you, but there's nothing to help." "You make me lose strength at times." "I'm going." "I'm not going to walk you out." "Han Yoo Ju is really sick." "Do you know that?" "Even if she didn't say it, it seemed as though she was waiting for you." "I shouldn't say this, but..." "Take care of her when she's sick." " Excuse me!" " Yes?" "Please give me soju and egg rolls!" " Soju and egg rolls?" " Yes." "Excuse me, a soju and egg rolls." "Okay." "What are you guys doing!" "You guys abandoned the cafe." "Are you guys in your right minds?" "What do you mean we abandoned the cafe?" "You're the one who abandoned it." "You always go somewhere to meet girls." "Manager." "How did you..." "Just tell me whether you're going to work in the cafe or not." "I don't think I'm much help in the cafe, but it's a job that I got using my own abilities." "Excuse me, aren't you going to serve us soju and egg rolls?" "Hey, do you know how to cook egg rolls?" "You don't?" "Why don't you know anything?" "What do you know how to do?" "Do you know how to do it?" "No." "How can you run a snack stall like this." "Where are the eggs?" "Happy birthday to you!" "Happy birthday to you!" "Happy birthday dear Jo Po Ro!" "Happy birthday to you!" "No!" "Are you okay?" "Are you okay, Manager?" "Why did you immediately run in?" " It's not like I ran in because I wanted to." " Thank you." "This is for you." "It's okay." "Take it." " Thank you." " Bye." "Thank you so much." "Thanks." "Bye!" "Are you in your right mind?" "Do you want to die?" "You just overreacted." "Are you stupid?" "How can you not know that you're hurt even when you're bleeding!" "Then why did you roll?" "I thought we were filming an action movie or something." "Don't worry." "This kind of injury heals in a day." "Where is a nearby hospital?" "Drink this." "Were you extremely sick?" "This much?" "You still have a fever." "It went down a bit." "It was worse a while ago." "Then why were you drinking wine?" "I just had one glass because I wanted to go to sleep." "Anyways, why didn't you call me?" "That is..." "I think it's still hard for me to accept that you love work more than me." "I'm crappy, huh?" "You are, kind of." "But, it seems like we're really meant for each other." "I'm crappy too." "When you said that I was determined not to marry in front of your friends, it felt as though you were pushing me away and my heart was being crushed." "If you don't call me, I can just call you." "But I'm unyielding and decide to see who wins." "And when you lose intentionally like this," "I get excited like a little kid." "I'm really crappy, huh?" "Yeah, you're extremely crappy." "If you're not angry anymore, you should kiss me." "Let's apply some ice pack." "You're going to sleep here, right?" "Yeah, I'm going to." "You should've taken care of yourself." "You got hurt more than me." "Does it hurt?" "No, it doesn't." "If you're hurt, just say so." "Pretend to be manly only to your girlfriend." "It hurts." "When I was 8 years old," "I was playing around in the patio and fell down from the third floor." "Oh, so you became weird ever since then." "At that time, my dad caught me with his two arms." "But he fell as he caught me so his arm was broken." "But he ran to the hospital without realizing his pain." "That just came to my mind right now." "Manager, you were kind of handsome today." "But, why are you getting into other people's business?" "You provided a house for Ha Rim and worked at Min Yeop's snack stall." "Why do you do that?" "I don't know if you know this, but there's something called loyalty in a human relationship." "Loyalty?" "Yeah, loyalty." "I don't know what loyalty is." "Then, why did you come to Min Yeop?" "That's because it was hard to find another worker." "You have loyalty." "If you don't, you wouldn't have saved me." "It's not like you love me or anything." "Sleep." "You look really sleepy." "Okay." "I set the alarm clock." "Sleep for at least an hour." "Wow." "That sun!" "That sun is really scorching me." "Ah!" "That's cold!" "What is this?" "!" "Noonim*!" "The water!" "Wow." "The water found you!" "(*Noona said very respectfully)" "Splashing water needlessly." "But everyone that's going is a guy!" "I told you not to worry!" "I'm only going away for one night." "Are you going somewhere, Eun Chan?" "I'm going to a group rally!" " I'll be back soon." " Be careful!" "You'll fall!" "Noonim!" "The rice store lady said that you might have a blind date with President Park." "It's not true, is it?" "Mr. Ku, why must you meddle in other people's affairs?" "Move aside!" "I have to go to the market." "Wait wait!" "Noonim!" "Wait for me!" "Let's go together!" "Wait!" "Stop!" "Hold on!" "Did you make reservations for the condo?" "I don't understand why we're having a group bonding rally when we don't even have money." "Let's just go for the sake of going!" "We said we would go!" "You nag too much." "What are you looking at?" "Get in the car!" "Yeah, hyung!" "Let's just go in good spirits!" "Manager Hong said he would take care of everything so let's just trust him and relieve our stress!" "Hurry and get in the car!" "Don't do anything stupid while we're there." "We have to get back early and work again." "Hey!" "If your house is close, why are you so late?" "I couldn't sleep because I was so excited about the trip." "Okay!" "We're leaving!" "But where are we going?" "Where?" "We'll see." "How pretty!" "I wonder if it's organic?" "Stop touching it!" "Why are you getting angry?" "Does it look like I wouldn't be angry?" "You're not buying anything and just feeling all of them!" "You come to the market and you're fussing if it's organic?" "Excuse me!" "You really..." "I won't buy it then!" "Ahjumma!" "You have the buy all of the fruits you touched!" "Fine!" "How much is it?" "Is 1000 won (a dollar) enough?" "Hey!" "Do you think that a dollar is enough for this?" "You touched so many of them!" "And you think a dollar is enough?" "Are you trying to ruin my store?" "What's so good about those cherries that you have to hit my noonim?" "Are you a gangster?" "Gangster?" "Yeah!" "I'm a gangster!" "What are you going to do about it?" "You good for nothing!" "Get out of here!" "Now!" "Go!" "Go!" "Except for you, I'm afraid of women!" "Is that a woman that was coming after you or an bull?" "She's as strong as a beast." "Life brings many strange occurrences." "Why were you, such a refined lady, even attempting to argue with her?" "Don't say things that you don't mean." "No!" "You have such prominence and elegance!" "You're just like Sophia Lauren!" "That's what my husband said." "I'm starting to miss him." "Becoming sensitive again?" "Noonim..." "If you're feeling down, would you like to see a movie..." "Shall we?" "Noonim, when I heard the rumors about President Park," "I don't think he's right for you!" "He has a lot of money but he hasn't paid back any of his debt." "And he has these blemishes on his face that look all stitched up." "Don't talk rubbish." "What man could I get, like this?" "I think you're fine, Mom." "Ahjussi!" "How's my mom?" "Isn't she pretty?" "She's beautiful!" "Mom!" "When you find a good person, you should date and then marry again!" "You staying single is putting a dagger in single men's hearts." "You.." "Stop eating ice cream and have some dinner!" " Ahjussi." " Huh?" "I'm not going to give my mom away to someone who has no money." "Noonim..." "Sometimes I'm afraid of her." "Only sometimes?" "I'm always afraid of her!" "When are we going to see the beach?" "Who said we're going to the beach?" "Is it the mountain?" "Well, the mountain's good too." "Since when did you care so much about Go Eun Chan?" "Be quiet!" "He's sleeping!" "Crazy fool." "Wow!" "Long time no see!" " How have you been?" " Welcome!" "Why'd you bring so many people?" "I have many followers!" "I can't thank you enough!" "Well..." "I can't say that we'll be much help.." "I'm sure you'll work enough for meals at least!" "Yes!" "Please feed us." "What couldn't we do for you while you were here, Mr. Hong?" "What is this?" "You persuaded us to come because we would be relaxing..." "I'm sorry." "I'm truly sorry." "Is that enough?" "You drive me crazy." "Manager Hong!" "Yes?" "Where are we?" "This is my friend's farm." "The crop was so abundant this time, he didn't have enough laborers." "We have to help each other out." "That's what humanity's about." "I should have known from the start when Manager Hong cooperated so easily." "What is this?" "There are no girls, not even middle-aged women." "Let's just leave." "Working together like this builds unity, I guess." "Work hard." "Where are you going?" "Look at him trying to act all cool." "Let's just work hard!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Where are you going?" "What exactly are we supposed to be doing?" "Young man!" "It's good that I saw you here!" "I have to go to the bathroom badly..." "You know where I sell apples down the street?" "Please watch it for me for a little while!" "I'll be back soon!" "Ma'am!" "Grab a basket each and spread out." "Where do we pick them?" "Ahjussi!" "How much are those?" "I'm not the owner..." "Do you want some apples?" "Hey Ahjussi!" "Can I have two apples?" "That's one dollar (1000 won)." "Couldn't you just give it to us for free?" "They're a dollar.." "[Selling Apples]" "[Selling apples!" "Delicious apples!" "]" "Selling delicious apples!" "Selling delicious apples!" "Goodbye!" "Be happy!" " How many would you like?" " Not these, but those." " These?" " Yes." "You're buying a lot!" "That's it." " That's twenty boxes, right?" " Yes." " Thank you!" " Goodbye!" "I'm sorry." "On my way here, my daughter called." "It was fun because there's so much business." "Wait..." "Why is this bag empty?" "Oh, that?" "I sold all of it!" "Excuse me?" "Well, what can you do?" "It was an accident." "You went through a lot of work selling those apples..." "You should poop faster or wait!" "You can't do anything right!" "Selling the premium crop practically for free..." "I'm so sorry." "I'll compensate for all of the apples." "What do you mean compensate?" "You did those things out of kindness." "But still, he sold all those apples that were supposed to be sold to another customer tomorrow morning." "You'll lose the customer's trust." "It's okay, there's nothing we can do." "Was it 20 boxes?" "We just have to deliver it by dawn, right?" "How are we going to pick 20 boxes of apples?" "There are six healthy laborers, it won't take long." "For once, let's feel the gratification of labor." "Manager, everyone makes mistakes." "Have strength!" "Manager." "Don't touch me!" "In the pond, a tadpole..." " Isn't it in a sewer?" " I forgot." "Wiggles as it swims." "Getting more apples!" "You get it." "Jumping, jumping, it became a frog." "Aren't the front legs first?" "What is this?" "When did you do all this?" "Wow." "We kind of worked hard." "You guys really worked hard." "Thank you!" "Do you have any?" "No, there aren't many..." "Here, here!" "I'm sorry about my mistake today." "Thank you." "Hey, guys!" "He's apologizing to you!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Go up!" "Stop!" "Why?" "Go up!" "Crazy guy." "Why did you touch a beehive?" "Those guys over there, they only think about themselves." "Trash!" "Who said to drag us to a field?" "Fool!" "I said it was a beehive." "You're talking about me in Japanese again, aren't you?" "There was once a lady" "That seems immature." "There was once a lady" "Angel!" "There was once a man who loved the lady" "She had pink nails and white teeth, that beautiful lady" "That man made aromatic coffee for that lady" "The man loves her!" "The man still loves her!" "Stop drinking and go to sleep, now." "Was this the place where the child hung himself?" "Or is it here?" "Manager!" "I'm going to sleep." "Me too." "Manager!" "Aren't you coming?" "I'm going to finish my drink and then go." "I can't leave if you're staying." "Have you known the manager for a long time?" "When, where, and how did he meet the woman he loves?" "It looks like I don't keep secrets well, right?" "No, I was just curious." "Han Kyul hyung is a man of pure-hearted affections." "A man who loved a woman for nine years unrequitedly." "I wouldn't be able to do that even if I died once and lived again." "That's all I'll say." "Cheers!" "How refreshing." "Why are you wearing that thing on your head?" "Did you think I was a ghost?" "Hey!" "Come over here." " Why?" " Stand here." " Are you pooping?" " Can't you tell just by looking?" "You were so scared you couldn't even poop." "Don't go anywhere." "Is it constipation?" ""One woman. " Don't you know, if you hold it in too long, you'll get sick?" "You think I can control it?" "Try harder!" "Even if you have to squeeze every ounce of might into it." "You're disgusting." "That kind of thing usually is disgusting." "If it stays in your stomach too long, it smells." "I guess you don't know it can lead to all sorts of diseases." "[One woman, 9 years, habit]" "Habit, habit." "I can't concentrate because of you!" "That scared me." "Drink a lot of barley tea." "It's good for constipation." "It feels refreshing and nice when I lay down like this." "I want to suck the stars out of the sky with a straw and eat them." "Why don't you just shove all of them in your mouth?" "It's a waste to eat them all at once." "Then how about that?" "How are you going to eat the moon?" "Well, first, since it's only half full, I'll wait until it's full figured and I think it would be delicious if I steamed it." "You're lucky that you're going to eat all of that." "If you raise sales, are you really going to leave for America?" "Will you be able to leave in three months?" "Do you want to bet on it?" "Why would I want to bet on something like that?" "Why?" "I like bets." "It's testing your confidence." "You live life the hard way, don't you?" "We study enough during 12 years of school." "Why do you want to test it?" "Hey." "Do you want me to make you something nice?" "Hold on." "Hold on, don't look yet." "Tada!" "Robot Go Eun Chan, saving the world!" "It's a present." "Wow." "You made it in a blink of an eye!" "It was hard today, wasn't it?" "So when someone makes a mistake, let's just understand each other." "Go Eun Chan, what's your dream?" "I think that my dream is for Eun Sae and my mother, to live happily and have plenty to eat." "And I think when I was still teaching Tae Kwon Do," "I wanted to be an impressive master." "These days, i just want to brew coffee well." "I see the whole world as coffee these days," "Although, I'm sure if I had worked at a barbecue place," "I would have seen the world as meat." "Anyways, I don't know what my dream is, but these days, I want to be a good coffee brewer." "How about you?" "Me?" "I just want to see what I want to see, and not see what I don't want to see." "I want to enjoy a happy and fun life." "What about your habit?" "You didn't look too happy when you were with the person you liked." "What do you like so much about her?" "Because she's pretty?" "The reason?" "I could give you a million reasons." "A million." "That's so corny it gives me goose bumps." "Actually, there aren't really a million reasons why I like her." "I just do." "Even if I try not to like her, I can't stop." "I can't do anything about it." "If time goes by, I guess it'll be okay." "It's scary when you say that you can't do anything about it." "Don't sleep!" "If you sleep here, you'll just be food for the mosquitoes!" "Did you put something in the tea?" "Why am I so sleepy?" "Wake up!" "And you said you couldn't sleep in unfamiliar places." "Pure-hearted Manager." "Good night to you." "Good night." "This is the cost of the apples." "Could you give this to them?" "The cost of the apples." "Are you crazy?" "Do I have to receive money and your labor?" "There's no need!" "We had a great trip, great thanks to you." "You didn't have to give us this many apples." "Then leave some." "Why don't we just buy some?" "Apples are great for constipation." "Stop fooling around." "An apple a day is good for your health." "How much are the apples?" "Goodbye!" "We could make a lot of money selling apples in the morning." "You're being conniving." "A coffee shop sells coffee." "That's right, he wouldn't be Manager Hong if he didn't resist the idea." "So how much did you say you'd buy?" "We just said we'd buy a little more than others." "An apple is 5 cents (50 won), it's a little extreme." "People who farm must get so angry, they don't even get much income." "What's this I smell?" "The smell of humanity?" "What are you doing?" "Ouch!" "Stop!" "It's too crowded!" "I feel a little carsick." "I thought it would be better if I sat in the middle." "Didn't I do well?" "You smell like sweat!" "Disgusting!" "Who?" "The Music Director Ahjussi?" "No, another ahjussi." "Are you an ahjussi killer?" "What do you think of the phrase "I can't help it?"" "You're masking your words again." "How do people hear the same words differently?" "What's this?" "Habit." "You can't help it." "Habit." "You can't help it." "Hello?" "Ahjussi!" "You didn't forget about tomorrow's plans, right?" "Yeah." "I'll pick you up around two." "Are you sure I can just wear anything tomorrow?" "Of course!" "Just wear what you normally do." "I'm going to wear what I wear everyday." "But still." "Mom, it's not going to be easy." "Well, it's worth a try." "See!" "I told you it was going to be hard!" "It's because you're not used to it!" "If you keep looking at her..." "It's weirder." "In my eyes, she looks much more feminine and pretty." "Is it really not weird?" "Hello." "Dresses don't really suit me, so..." "Is it weird?" "No, no." "How should I say this..." "You look unique!" "I borrowed my younger sister's, and they put makeup on me..." "You look so handsome!" "You look like a movie star!" "Lady, please get in." "I'm sorry," "I'll send it to the main office by tomorrow afternoon." "Yes, I'm sorry." "Hold on, I'll call you back later." "Wow." "Wow." "Have you by any chance seen Go Eun Chan?" "Why are you acting like that?" "No one recognizes you, don't worry." "What am I doing to my chest?" "Prince?" "Don't worry, there are many young men here." "Good work in the past month, and I hope you enjoy working here." "Let's try hugging just once." "Hold on, Yoo Ju." "Ahjussi!" "I'll change into something else." "I feel kind of strange." "Hold on." "Let's date!" "Does Mr. X like Miss Y?" "Why would he pester her for no reason?" "Miss Y has fallen in love with someone." "Brought to you by WITHS2 Written In The Heavens Subbing Squad" "Main Translators: xgoody2shoes15x, eidolon." "Spot Translators: javabeans, purpletiger86" "Timer: victory Editor/QC:" "Suz07" "Coordinators: mily2, ay_link" "This is a FREE fansub." "NOT for SALE!" "Get it for FREE @ d-addicts. com" | {
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"Ball one to Johnny Damon and we are under way." "Damon has eight hits in 18 at bats a double, a triple, a couple of stolen bases." "He had four hits in the series opener." "Strike." "Down the right-field line, fair off the bat of Damon." "It rolls by Spencer." "And Damon will coast into second base with a leadoff double." "Into right-center field, broken bat, it'll fall, a base hit." "They wave around Damon." "He will score." "And Jason Giambi delivers with a run-scoring single here in the opening inning." "And the Athletics have taken that 1-nothing lead." "Go, come on, now." "We gotta spin it." "Let's go, Yankees!" "Let's go, Yankees!" "Let's go, Yankees!" "Bases loaded." "The Yankees have the tying run at second, down 2-nothing." "The A's are kicking it and throwing it all over the field." "And it might lead to their elimination if they don't get it right in a hurry." "Hammered down the right-field line." "Justice!" "The Yankees have taken the lead." "They're standing, anticipating another trip to the League Championship Series." "The Yankees one out away." "Eric Byrnes, never with an at bat in Yankee Stadium and they don't get much bigger than this one." "Or more hectic when you're up there trying to get a job done." "And they're a strike away." "And they're roaring in the Bronx." "Losing the first two games at home in the best-of-five series and roar back to..." "The Yankees will defend their title." "It's okay, Joe, you can leave it on." " I don't need to watch." " Joe, leave it on." "Okay." "Imagine how bad it'd be if you were a Yankee player and didn't like the taste of champagne." "Better ask to get traded." "You gotta give the Yankees... win the big game." "What a series that is gonna be in the next..." "You know how many kids are wearing Giambi's...?" "You know, Oakland Giambi's jerseys and hats and pictures and posters?" "Those same kids will be booing in July when the Yankees come here." "Is it Giambi that's stabbing the back or the Pinstripes on the East Coast?" "You can't blame them for pilfering the henhouse." " The henhouse is there." " I can't blame them?" "They're offering $ 120 million over six years." "The Yankees have deeper pockets and they're willing to give him money." "They're pilfering our players." "It's like we're a farm system for the New York Yankees." " How are the guys doing?" " That was a killer." "That was a killer." "It's a tough one to swallow." "It's..." " They played great." " They played their hearts out." "They did." "They played fantastic." "It just didn't fall our way." " You'll do better next year." " But we were close, though." " We were so close." " Right there." "Almost had it." "You gotta feel good about that." "I feel great about it." "I feel great about it." "We're not gonna do better next year." " Why not?" " Well, you know we're being gutted." "We're losing Giambi, Damon, Isringhausen." "Done deal." "We're in trouble." "You'll find new guys." "You found Jason, you found Damon." " I need more money, Steve." " Billy." " I need more money." " We don't have any." "I can't compete against $ 120 million with $38 million." "We're not gonna compete with these teams that have big budgets." "We're gonna work within the constraints we have and you're gonna do the best job that you can recruiting new players." "We're not gonna pay $ 17 million to players." "I'm not asking you for 10 or 20, 30 million dollars." "I'm just asking for a bit of help." "Get me a little closer and I will get you that championship team." "I mean, this is why I'm here." "This is why you hired me." "And I gotta ask you, what are we doing here..." " Billy you know, I..." " If it's not to win a championship?" " I wanna win just as much..." " That's my bar." "My bar is here." "My bar is to take this team to the championship." "Billy, we're a small-market team, and you're a small-market GM." "I'm asking you to be okay not spending money that I don't have." "And I'm asking you to take a deep breath shake off the loss, get back in a room with your guys and figure out how to find replacements for the guys we lost with the money that we do have." "I'm not leaving here." "I'm not..." "I can't leave here with that." "What else can I help you with?" "It's a good offer, and you gotta match it." "L..." "I need another day." "His mind's pretty made up." "I just think you should know that." " I got a call." "I'll get you back." " I'll let him know." "Bye." " Yeah?" " Billy, Scott." " Just got off the phone with Dan." " You didn't." "I was surprised he called me." "Stop." "I got Johnny for 7.5 or he doesn't play anywhere else." " That's the deal you made." " Boston just upped it to 7. 75." "You there?" " We had a deal, Scott." " We have a deal, if it's 8 million." " Oh, man, you played me." " I'm just doing my job for my client." "No, you're playing me, and you're still playing me." "Congratulations, asshole." "You win." "I like guys that got a little hair on their ass." "He looks like a Mantle or a Mays, quite frankly." " He's got a baseball body." " Matty, who do you got?" " I like Geronimo." " Yes." "The guy's an athlete." "Big, fast, talented." " Top of my list." " Clean-cut, good face." " Yeah, good jaw." " Five-tools guy." " Good-looking ballplayer." " Can he hit?" " He's got a beautiful swing." " The ball explodes off his bat." "He throws the club head at the ball, and when he connects he drives it, it pops off the bat." " You can hear it all over the ballpark." " A lot of pop." "If he's good, why doesn't he hit good?" " He is a good hitter." " He'll be ready." "He's gonna be a good hitter against big-league arms?" " Could be great." " I don't think so." "Kid needs at bats." "Give him 400 at bats, he's gonna get better." " He can play." " He's hit everywhere along the line." "He's one of our guys." "Okay, let's move on." " Artie, who do you like?" " I like Perez." "He's got a classic swing." " It's a real clean stroke." " I don't know." "Can't hit the curveball." "There's some work to be done, I'll admit that, but he's noticeable." " Got an ugly girlfriend." " What's that mean?" "Ugly girlfriend means no confidence." "You are full of it." "Artie is right." "This guy's got an attitude." "An attitude is good." "He walks in a room, his dick's already been there for two minutes." "He passes the eye-candy test." "Got the looks." "He's ready to play the part." "He just needs playing time." "I'm just saying, his girlfriend is a six at best." "Look, if we're trying to replace Giambi, this guy could be it." "I agree with you." "Damn, Billy, was that a suggestion?" "Guys, you're just talking." "Talking..." "like this is business as usual." "It's not." "We're trying to solve the problem." "Not like this." "You're not looking at the problem." "We're very aware of the problem." "I mean..." "Okay, good." "What's the problem?" "Look, Billy, we all understand what the problem is." " We have to..." " Okay, good." "What's the problem?" "We have to replace three key players in our lineup." "Nope." "What's the problem?" "We gotta replace these guys with what we have..." "No." "What's the problem, Barry?" "We need 38 home runs, 120 RBIs and 47 doubles to replace." "The problem we're trying to solve is that there are rich teams and there are poor teams, then there's 50 feet of crap and then there's us." "It's an unfair game." "And now we've been gutted." "We're like organ donors for the rich." "Boston's taken our kidneys, Yankees have taken our heart." "And you guys sit around talking the same old "good body" nonsense like we're selling jeans." "Like we're looking for Fabio." "We got to think differently." "We are the last dog at the bowl." "You see what happens to the runt of the litter?" "He dies." "Billy, that's a very touching story and everything but I think we're all very much aware of what we're facing." "You have a lot of experience and wisdom in this room." "You need to have a little faith and let us do the job of replacing Giambi." "Is there another first baseman like Giambi?" " No, not really." " No." " And if there was, could we afford him?" " Nope." "Then what the fuck are you talking about, man?" "If we try to play like the Yankees in here we will lose to the Yankees out there." "Boy, that sounds like fortune-cookie wisdom to me, Billy." " No, that's just logic." " Who's Fabio?" "He's a shortstop." "He's a shortstop from Seattle." "Now, this is no time to push the panic button." "Our scouts will find players, Player Development will develop them." "We'll teach them to play Oakland A baseball." "With all due respect, we've been doing this a long time." "Why don't you just let us be responsible for replacing Giambi with who we know that can play?" " Easy power." " And loose." "Good face." "This son of a bitch is going in the first round." "You're a premium player, Billy." "You can run, you can field, you can throw, you can hit you can hit with power." "That doesn't come along very often." "This is Tom Martinez, national cross-checker." " How you doing?" "Nice to meet you." " Billy Beane." "It's been a while since I've seen a five-tool guy that can do everything." "I'm hopeful your interest in professional baseball is as strong as ours is gonna be in getting you in this upcoming draft." "Mr. Beane?" "Mark is ready to see you now." " How you doing?" " I'm fine." " How are you?" " Good." " Hey, Billy." " Hey, Mark." " Good to see you." "Please sit down." " You too." " These are the guys." "Guys, Billy." " Boys." " How's it going?" " All right." "How you been?" " You're filling out that chair nicely." " I got three weeks in it right now." "Good, good, man." " Yeah, man." "How you doing?" " Fantastic." " Awesome." " Couldn't be better." "That's good to hear." "I'm not gonna waste your time." "You just tell me what you're looking for." "Fifty million dollars in additional payroll." "You should try Giambi." "I'm sorry." "Too soon, right?" "I want this to be a friendly meeting." "It's not all on your shoulders." " Where's Steve in this?" " Steve's great." "He's supportive in rebuilding this team." "That's what we're gonna do." " So, what are you looking for?" " A left-handed reliever." "I'm thinking Ricardo Rincon." "That's not gonna happen." "Not even a discussion?" "Billy, even if you could afford him, respectfully, we love him." "We're not about to let him go." "You got this Venezuelan kid coming up." "We had him." "We moved him to Detroit." "What else you thinking?" "Outfielders." " To replace Damon?" " Yeah." " In your price range?" "No disrespect." " Enough, Mark." "Hollins?" " García?" " No." "Maybe Coste." "That's it." " All right, tell me about García." " To replace Johnny Damon?" " Mark, is he healthy?" " Yeah, he's healthy-ish." "He had that back thing." " He'll be ready for spring ball." " I'll tell you what." "I can give you Guthrie if you kick in some cash." " Mark Guthrie?" " Yeah." " How much cash?" " Two hundred K." "Okay." " So García's gonna be a no." " You're kidding me, right?" " You're kidding me." " I'm not." "Okay." "Straight up, García for Guthrie, no kicker." " No kicker?" " Straight up." "I think it's gonna be a hard no on García, but let's just keep going." " What else you thinking?" " What are we doing?" "Is this business?" "This is the way we do business in Cleveland." "Hey." " Hello." " Who are you?" "I'm Peter Brand." "What do you do?" "I'm special assistant to Mark Shapiro." "So, what do you do?" "Mostly player analysis right now." "Been on the job long?" "First job in baseball?" "It's my first job anywhere." " Wow, congrats." " Thank you." "First job." "Whose nephew are you?" "Why does Mark listen to you?" "I don't think..." "I don't think he does very often." "He just did." "Well, in that circumstance I think he was more listening to Bruce than myself." "Who are you?" "I'm Peter Brand." "I don't give a rat's ass what your name is." "What happened in there?" "What happened in that room?" "I'm not quite sure what you're asking me, Mr. Beane." "What did you tell Bruce?" " I just told Bruce I like García." " You like García." "Why?" "Why?" "I don't know." "There is an epidemic failure within the game to understand what is really happening." "And this leads people who run Major League Baseball teams to misjudge their players and mismanage their teams." "I apologize." "Go on." "Okay." "People who run ball clubs, they think in terms of buying players." "Your goal shouldn't be to buy players." "Your goal should be to buy wins." "And in order to buy wins, you need to buy runs." "You're trying to replace Johnny Damon." "The Red Sox see Johnny Damon and they see a star who's worth $7.5 million a year." "When I see Johnny Damon what I see is an imperfect understanding of where runs come from." "The guy's got a great glove." "He's a decent leadoff hitter." "He can steal bases." "But is he worth the $ 7.5 million a year that the Boston Red Sox are paying him?" "No." "No." "Baseball thinking is medieval." "They are asking all the wrong questions." "And if I say it to anybody, I'm ostracized." "I'm a leper." "So that's why I'm cagey about this with you." "That's why..." "I respect you, Mr. Beane, and if you want full disclosure I think it's a good thing that you got Damon off your payroll." "I think it opens up all kinds of interesting possibilities." " Where you from, Pete?" " Maryland." " Where'd you go to school?" " Yale." "I went to Yale." " What'd you study?" " Economics." "I studied economics." "Yale, economics and baseball." "You're funny, Pete." "Tell me, why Billy?" "What is it that makes him special?" "Very rare do you come upon a young man like Billy who can run, who can field, who can throw, who can hit and who can hit with power." "Those five tools, you don't see that very often." "Most of the youngsters that we have an interest in have one or two tools and we're hoping to develop an extra one." "Your son has five." "We're looking at a guy that's a potential superstar for us in New York." "The time is now to get him started." "We're prepared to make a sizable financial commitment." "The Mets are gonna stand behind Billy because we expect him to be our big-league center fielder." "This check here represents the offer that the New York Mets would be making to Billy." "You do know that he's been accepted to Stanford on a full scholarship?" "I do." "So he can do both?" "Unfortunately, he can't do Stanford and professional baseball." "He would have to pick one or the other." "If he wants to be center fielder for the Mets wants to be a baseball player he really needs to accept this as life's first occupation, first career." "We're all told at some point we can no longer play the children's game." "We just don't know when that's gonna be." "Some of us are told at 18, some of us are told at 40, but we're all told." "But this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." "We want you badly and we think that this amount of money expresses that desire." "Billy, this is your decision, and whatever that decision is you know it's fine with your mother and I." " Hello?" " Hey, it's Billy Beane." " Hey, what time is it?" " I don't know." "Listen, would you have drafted me in the first round?" "What?" "After I left, you looked me up on your computer." "Would you have drafted me in the first round?" "I did, yeah." "You were a good player." "Cut the crap, man." "Would you have drafted me in the first round?" "I'd have taken you in the ninth round." "No signing bonus." "I imagine you would've passed and taken that scholarship." "Yeah." "Pack your bags, Pete." "I just bought you from the Cleveland Indians." " Is it attached to that clamp?" " Yeah, let me unhook it." " Slide it up right there." "To the left." " I did." " Yeah, yeah." " Hang on, it's wet." "Come on." " Morning, Suzanne." "Coffee on?" " Yes." "Great." " Billy Beane's office." " Hey." " Peter Brand." " Billy." " How are...?" "Hi, how you doing?" " Nice to see you." "Good to have you here." "Boy, you move in fast." "Yeah, yeah." "I got here early this morning." " All moved in." " Yeah." "Yeah." "Hey, Billy I wanted you to see these player evaluations that you asked me to do." "I asked you to do three." "Yeah." " To evaluate three players." " Yeah." "How many did you do?" "Forty-seven." "Okay." "Actually, 51." "I don't know why I lied just then." "Why don't you walk me through the board?" "Thank you." "Using this equation in the upper left I'm projecting that we need to win at least 99 games in order to make it to the postseason." "We need to score at least 814 runs in order to win those games and allow no more than 645 runs." "What's this?" "This is a code that I've written for our year-to-year projections." "This is building in the intelligence that we have to project players." "Okay." "It's about getting things down to one number." "Using the stats the way we read them we'll find value in players that nobody else can see." "People are overlooked for a variety of biased reasons and perceived flaws." "Age, appearance, personality." "Bill James and mathematics cut straight through that." "Billy, of the 20,000 notable players for us to consider I believe that there is a championship team of 25 people that we can afford because everyone else in baseball undervalues them." "Like an island of misfit toys." "Billy, this is Chad Bradford." "He's a relief pitcher." "He is one of the most undervalued players in baseball." "His defect is that he throws funny." "Nobody in the big leagues cares about him because he looks funny." "This guy could be not just the best pitcher in our pen but one of the most effective relief pitchers in all baseball." "This guy should cost $3 million a year." "We can get him for 237,000." "Billy." " That it?" " Yeah." "Hey, Art." "Can I talk to you before you get started?" " I'm a bit busy right now." " I know." " I know." " Okay." " Morning, everyone." " Art." " Peter Brand." "Nice to meet you." " Where the hell's Pete?" "That's Pete." "Grab a seat." "I'll be right back." " All right, where did you say he's at?" " Okay." "He's on..." " Who's the kid?" " A friend of mine." "I can't manage this team under a one-year contract." "Well, sure you can." "No, I can't." "Okay." "I gotta put a team on the field." "After that, I'll take a good long look at your contract." "Deal with the manager's contract, then put a team on the field." "At this moment, if a grounder's hit to first, nobody's there to stop it." "It's not easy doing what I do under the cloud of a one-year contract." "Okay, I understand that." " I've been there." " I know you have." "A one-year contract means the same thing to a manager as to a player." "There's not a lot of faith there." "Which is strange after a 102-win season." "I see." "If you lose the last game of the season, nobody gives a shit." " So it's on me now?" " No, Art, it's on me." "And the kid is the new assistant GM." " Okay." " Okay, fellas." "Hey, Billy." "You can't deny his offensive output." "He can play." "And we need people that can play." "Who do you wanna talk about first?" "None of them." "Billy, we got 38 home runs, 120 RBIs to make up for." "Guys, you're still trying to replace Giambi." "I told you we can't do it, and we can't do it." "Now, what we might be able to do is re-create him." " Re-create him in the aggregate." " The what?" "Giambi's on-base percentage was .477." "Damon's on-base, .324." "And Olmedo's was .291." "Add that up and you get..." "Do you want me to speak?" "When I point at you, yeah." " 1.092." " Divided by three." " .364." " That's what we're looking for." "Three ballplayers..." "Three ballplayers whose average OBP is... .364." " Wait, that doesn't come out right." " It's right, Artie." " Billy." " You gotta carry the one." " Billy." " Scratch this out." " Yeah?" " Who's that?" "That's Pete." " Does Pete really need to be here?" " Yes, he does." "Okay, here's who we want." "Number one:" "Jason's little brother, Jeremy." " Oh, God." " Billy, that's trouble." "Billy, look, if I..." "Yeah." "Billy, if I may, he has had his problems off the field and we know what he can't do on the field." "He's getting thick around the waist." "There's reports about him on weed, in strip clubs." "His on-base percentage is all we're looking at now." "And Jeremy gets on base an awful lot for a guy who only costs 285,000." " Jeez, Billy..." " Number two:" " David Justice." " Oh, no." " His legs are gone." " Not a good idea." " Old Man Justice?" " Why is that?" "Steinbrenner's so pissed at his decline he's willing to eat his contract to get rid of him." " Exactly." " Ten years ago, Justice, big name." "Been in big games." "He's gonna really help our season tickets early in the year but in the dog days in July, August, we're lucky if he's gonna hit his weight." "Billy, his legs are gone, and he's a defensive liability." "I question whether the bat speed's there." " His legs are gone." " Grady." "We'll be lucky to get 60 games out of him." "Why do you like him?" "Because he gets on base." " What is this?" " What are we doing?" "Okay, number three:" " Scott Hatteberg." " Who?" " Hatteberg?" " Exactly." "He sounds like an Oakland A already." " Yes, he's had a little problem with..." " Little problem?" "He can't throw." "He's a career .260 hitter." "The best part of his career is over." " It's just getting started." " Boston wants to cut him." " No one wants to pick him up." " Good." "He's cheap." "Let me get this straight." "You're gonna get a guy that's been released by half the organizations in baseball because he's got nonrepairable nerve damage in his elbow and can't throw." "He can't throw and he can't field." "But what can he do?" "Oh, boy." "Check your reports or I'm gonna point at Pete." " He gets on base." " He can get on base." " So he walks a lot." " He gets on base a lot, Rocco." "Do I care if it's a walk or a hit?" "Pete?" " You do not." " I do not." "I got 37 free agents that are better than those three guys." "Wait a minute, let me get this straight." "So you're not gonna bring in one but three defective players to replace Giambi?" "You're not buying into this Bill James bullshit?" "This is the new direction of the A's." "We are card counters at the blackjack table and we're gonna turn the odds on the casino." " I don't see it." " Seriously, guys." "I think we have to remember this is the man." "He answers to no one except ownership and God." "And he doesn't have to answer to us." "We make suggestions, he makes decisions." "That's all fine and well, but we've been working our asses off for weeks to make this club better, and you're shitting all over it." "This is not a discussion." " What are we discussing?" " Barry, not a discussion." "Billy, man there's one thing you're forgetting." "None of those three guys knows how to play first base." "Well, you're gonna have to teach one of them." "Teach?" "Which one?" "This is really the kickoff to the holiday season here in downtown Seattle." "It took weeks of planning to lead up to the big event, but it was well worth it." "The weather was ideal." "People are still having a great time." "Thousands of people were out earlier." "We have a nice recap for you of all the great events taking place downtown in Seattle..." " Hello?" " Scott?" "Yes." " It's Billy Beane of the Oakland A's." " Yes." " Can we talk?" " Yeah." "Do you wanna let us in?" " Pardon me?" " We're out front." " What?" " On the curb." "Yeah, yeah." "Honey?" " Oh, thank you." " Thank you, ma'am." "Very kind." "How's the elbow, Scott?" "You know, it's good." "It's really good." "It's great." " I can't throw the ball at all." " Yeah." "You've thrown your last ball from behind home plate." " That's what I'd say." " Well..." "Good news is, we want you at first." "We want you to play first base for the Oakland A's." "Okay, well I've only ever played catcher." "Scott, you're not a catcher anymore." "If you were, our call wouldn't have been the only one you got." " Yeah." "Hey, listen, no, I appreciate it." " You're welcome." " But the thing is, is..." " You don't know how to play first base." " Scott." " That's right." "It's not that hard, Scott." " Tell him, Wash." " It's incredibly hard." "Hey, anything worth doing is." "And we're gonna teach you." "Wait a minute here." "I mean, but what about...?" "Jason's gone, Scott." "You want me to take Giambi's spot at first base?" " Yeah." " What about the fans?" " Maybe I can teach one of them." " The fans don't..." "Good one." " Fans don't run my ball club." " Honey, what are you doing awake?" "Sweetheart, can you...?" "That's my daughter." "You got kids?" "Yeah, a daughter." "Scott, this is a contract to play ball for the Oakland A's." "A copy's been sent over to your agent." "Discuss with your wife, let us know." "Thank you." " Bye-bye." " Bye." " Oh, and, Scott." " Yeah?" "Don't tell anyone about the first-base thing." " Yes, sir." " Okay." " Happy holidays." " All right." " Hey, Sharon." " Hi, Billy." " Is she ready?" " She's out with friends." "But she'll be back." "Come in." " Okay." " Yeah, she's right here." "Hold on." "Here you go." " Here, wanna have a seat?" " Yeah." " You good, Billy?" " Yeah." "How are you, Alan?" "Good." "Really good." "Things are peaceful around here." "It's good to see you." "Thanks, Alan." "I haven't got to see you since play-offs." "I wanted to say that New York was heartbreaking." "I'm sure for you too." "Not many teams make it that far, and to watch you go that far was..." " It was really an accomplishment." " Well, that's nice." "How is the team shaping up?" " Team's good." "Rebuilding." " Good." "I read you lost Giambonni and Damon." " Giambi." " Giambi." " Yeah." " Damon, Isringhausen." " They're really...?" "They're gone?" " Gone." "Yesterday's news." " That's terrible." " No, but that is a tough situation." "That's..." "You're gonna be fine, though." "You always figure something out." "Where is she?" "Where was she?" "Down the street or...?" "Oh, sorry, yeah." "I just talked to her on her cell." "She's coming up the hill." "Okay." "She's got a cell phone?" " Yeah." " A 12-year-old?" "Yeah." "For emergencies." "Big parenting decision." "But it's something that, you know, we, you know, all should discuss because if you have any objections, of course..." "Her mother and I will discuss it." "But thank you." "Any of these?" "I don't know." " Do you...?" " This one's cool." " Is that good or bad?" "Butterflies." " They're okay." " Look, that one's pretty." "I like the red." " Should we try?" "No?" " Oh, I like this one." " Yeah?" "Dad, look at this one." " Look how it's red." " It's beautiful." " This one's pretty." " Let's try it out." " Just right here?" " Why don't we go over there?" "Can we go over there?" "Oh, honey, you need to sing." "That's so good." "That's beautiful." "Sometimes I sing." "It's fun to sing with your song, but I don't want people to listen to me." "Well, honey, I think people would love to listen to you." "That's beautiful." "Would you sing a little for your dad?" "Right here in the middle of the store?" " Little bit." " Little bit." " You ready?" " I'm ready." "Okay." "Billy Beane was taken in the first round of the amateur draft." "I think this is a steal, to get Billy Beane." "He's young, he's talented." "A true five-tool player with speed." "This guy is a can't-miss prospect." "This is a great sign for the New York Mets." "And it could be the turnaround that they've been looking for." "Ball one." "I'll take Billy Beane over Strawberry." "Billy Beane, an interesting pick, turned down a scholarship." "He could've gone to Stanford." "Sometimes you don't find out till you get to the big leagues..." "This guy has never failed at anything." "He's coming out of high school." "Billy was gonna go to college." "He could've been a great quarterback." "Strike three." "There's not an organization in baseball who would not have taken a chance on this young guy." "He didn't pan out." "That happens every year." "Some do, some don't." "I mean, if you're having any doubt at all about this..." "Having the scholarship..." "Your son was born with a God-given ability." "Few scouts can go into the mind of a young man and determine whether he's really confident about what he can do." "A very special player." "So you can sign him based on his ability but then he's gotta be successful to be confident." "And once he becomes confident, that's when you've got something." "You make a decision on what you see." "And if things don't pan out, you move on." "That's baseball." "Many are called, few are chosen." "Billy, that is Kevin Youkilis." "That is the Greek God of Walks." "That's my hero." "That man gets walked more than anybody in baseball except for Barry Bonds." "I tried to convince Shapiro to pick him up last June but he said he waddled like a duck." "Yeah, Boston snagged him." "I think they wanna wait and see." " Are you okay, Billy?" " Billy?" " Can we talk?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "You're unhappy, Grady." "Why?" " May I speak candidly?" " Sure, go ahead." "Major League Baseball and its fans, they're gonna be more than happy to throw you and Google Boy under the bus if you keep doing what you're doing." "You don't put a team together with a computer." " No?" " No." "Baseball isn't just numbers." "It's not science." "If it was, anybody could do what we're doing, but they can't." "They don't know what we know." "They don't have our experience and our intuition." "Okay." "You got a kid in there that's got a degree in economics from Yale." "You got a scout here with 29 years of baseball experience." "You're listening to the wrong one." "Now, there are intangibles that only baseball people understand." "You're discounting what scouts have done for 150 years?" "Even yourself?" "Adapt or die." "This is about you and your shit, isn't it?" "Twenty years ago, some scout got it wrong." " Okay." "Okay." " Now you declare war on the system." "Okay, okay, my turn." "You don't have a crystal ball." "You can't look at a kid and predict his future any more than I can." "I've sat at those kitchen tables with you and listened to you tell parents, "When I know, I know." "And when it comes to your son, I know."" "And you don't." "You don't." "Okay." "I don't give a shit about friendship this situation, or the past." "Major League Baseball thinks the way I think." "You're not gonna win." "And I'll give you a nickel's worth of free advice." "You're never gonna get another job after this catastrophic season you're about to set us all up for." "You'll have to explain to your kid why you're working at Dick's Sporting Goods." "I'm not gonna fire you, Grady." " Fuck you, Billy." " Now I will." "Good luck, Art." "Kubota." "You never played ball, right?" " I played a little T-ball." " You're the new head scout." "Congratulations." "So Boston's gonna wait and see?" "Yeah." " Yeah." " It's just you and me, Pete." "And we're all in." "It sounds like you're apologizing for what they're doing." "I'm not." "I just don't know what you're gonna do with the budget that the A's have." "Who are you gonna get?" "I'm looking at the spring-training roster." " You gotta be kidding me." " How so?" " He looked like a clown out there." " Who?" " Chad Bradford." " Tell me about Bradford." "I like him a little bit, but he's a specialist." "He's not a guy that you say, "The eighth inning is yours lefties vs. Righties."" "In my opinion." "I don't know what Billy Beane and management understands about him." "He only throws the ball about 82, 83 miles an hour." " There must be something..." " He is a freak, and not in a good way." " Let me ask you this." " Talking about trying to win a division." "We're counting on David to be the guy he was." "I have my doubts." "He's gotten old." "That's why he's not in New York anymore, not in Cleveland anymore." "We paid him the money we should've been giving to Johnny Damon." " Hey." " Jeremy Giambi." "That's the one to worry about." "He gets comps up and down Vegas more than in Oakland." "That should tell you something right there." " Isn't that the deal with these guys?" " He has one good year." "And he gets a huge offer and then he gets traded." " Bob." "Harder." " Hatteberg." "Good." "Good." "Billy, we have to talk about Hatteberg." " Go." " There's just no feel for the spot." "I think it's a long shot that he can be a big-league first baseman." "It's day one of the first week." "You can't judge this yet." "No, I think we can judge it." "I mean, I like him, you know, but I can judge him." "First base is the moon to him." "It wasn't to Giambi." "Giambi's the worst first baseman in baseball." " Gonna compare him to Giambi?" " What are we talking about?" "All right." "What do you think, Wash?" "The nice way to say it is he lacks confidence." "Well, give him some." "I'll do that, but we got Peña, who can play first." "And he's looking mighty good out there." "We wanna go with Hattie." "We got six weeks." "Get down in it." " There you go." " Scotty H." " That's what I'm talking about." " Picking machine." "It's only baseball." "This better work." "I'm just kidding you." "Let's go, Oakland!" "Let's go, Oakland!" " What is wrong with this thing?" " It's a dollar, man." " What?" " Welcome to Oakland, D.J." "Oh, you gotta be shitting me." "I think this year, we're gonna show that it takes a team to win not any individual guy, just a team." "And I think we got a hell of a ball club here." "Chad, are you intimidated at all today?" "I wouldn't say I'm intimidated, really." "I'm just really excited, like you said." "Jeremy, how's the team gonna fare without your brother, Jason?" "Well, you know, the organization did a great job of bringing in good young guys to fill that role." "Let's face it, they're getting a deal with you." "The Yankees are paying Jason a lot of money." "You are coming here on a dime." "How does that make you feel?" "I feel good." " How are the nerves in your fingers?" " You know." "Gotta start with the age, 36 years old." "How do you think your body's gonna hold up?" "You spend a lot of time at strip clubs, partying." "Do you resent the attention you get off the field?" "I love it." " You spend a lot of time in Vegas." " I do." " I feel great." "I did a lot of work to get..." " Excuse me." "Get out of my shot." "Sorry, go ahead." "There have been questions about my age and my declining skills, some say, but I'm here to prove that wrong." "I asked if you were 100 percent." " Excuse me, Mr. Beane?" " Hey, Chad." " Hey, I'm not disturbing you, am I?" " Not at all." "What's up?" "I wanted to say thank you for this opportunity." "Well, we enjoy having you." "It's gonna work out well for all of us." "I appreciate it, sir." "Nobody's ever given me a chance like this before." "Nobody?" "Well, just you, sir." "Well, it's a big day, one you won't forget." "Appreciate it." "And I wanna let you know I'm gonna be praying for you and your family." "No problem." "Well, here we are just minutes away from the season opener of 2002 for the Oakland A's." "The first pitch is moments away." "We'll come back with the national anthem." "Opening day is upon us." "All right, fellas, smile." "Here we go." "I'm going in." "Text me the play-by-play." "What?" "Why?" "I don't watch the games." "Detail, halt!" "And forward face!" "That's the third Ranger batter to be hit today." "Twice Alex Rodriguez was nicked." "The ninth..." "I should've made you a bigger part of the conversation from day one." "It'd be clear what we're trying to do." "That was my mistake, Art." "I take responsibility for that." " What are you trying to say?" " Doesn't matter what moves I make if you don't play the team the way they're designed to be." "Billy, you're out of your depth." " Why not Hatteberg at first?" " Because he can't play first." " How do you know?" " Not my first baseball game." " Scott Hatteberg can't hit." " He gets on base." "Still keeps us in the plus column." "We need to be seven over .500." "What?" "Anything else?" "Yeah." "I would've rather seen Bradford in the end than Magnante." "Bradford's a righty." " I don't care about righty-lefty." " I do." " Could this be about your contract?" " No." "This is about you doing your job and me doing mine." "Mine's me being left alone to manage this team you assembled for me." " I didn't assemble them for you, Art." " No shit." "Good meeting." "Every time we talk I'm reinvigorated by my love of the game." "We got Grady Fuson, former head of scouting with the Athletics." "And, Grady, can you interpret for us what's going on?" " They call it Moneyball." " Moneyball?" "Yes, and it was a nice theory, and now it's just not working out." "Billy Beane has built this team on the ideas of a guy, Bill James who wrote an interesting book on baseball statistics." "The problem is that Bill James never played, never managed." "He was in fact a security guard at a pork-and-beans company." "Do you see this as a decimation of the organization?" " I think he bought a ticket on the Titanic." " Oh, boy." "He's tried to come up with a new approach." "My hat's off to him." "It won't work." "One-two pitch." "Tejada strikes out." "And that is the game." "The Seattle Mariners win both games on this series, Ray." "They've won 10 in a row." "Seattle is 13 and 3." "I can't watch this shit." "Go on the road with the team." "You don't go on the road with the team." " That's why I want you to do it." " Why don't you?" "I can't develop personal relationships with these guys." "I gotta be able to trade them, send them down, sometimes cut them." "Which is something you should learn to do, by the way." "I would never have to cut a player, unless you..." " Oh, come on." " "Come on" what?" " Let's practice." " No." "Yeah." "I'm a player." "You gotta cut me from the roster." " No." " Go." " What do you mean, no?" " No." " Do it." " This is stupid." "Part of the job, man." "Fine." "Billy, please have a seat." "I need to talk to you for a minute." "Go on." "You've been a huge part of this team." "But sometimes you have to make decisions for the team." "I'm sure you can understand." " You're cutting me?" " I'm really sorry." "I just bought a house here." " Well..." " In Oakland." "Well..." "Well..." ""Well..." "Well..."?" "That's all you got to say?" "My kid just started a new school." " They made friends." " That's..." "You shouldn't pull them out in the middle of the year." " You should wait." " What the hell are you talking about?" "I don't know." "I shouldn't have..." "I'm not gonna do this." "I think this is stupid." "I'm not gonna fire anybody, and this is dumb." "They're professional ballplayers." "Just be straight with them." "No fluff, just facts." "Pete, I gotta let you go." "Jack's office will handle the details." "That's it?" "Really?" "You rather get a bullet to the head or five to the chest and bleed to death?" "Are those my only two options?" "Go on the road with the team." "Okay." "Say, bro." " Let me ask you a question." " Yeah." "How come your boss doesn't travel with the team?" "He doesn't like to mingle with the players." "Is that supposed to make us easier to cut?" "I don't know." "I don't know." "And how come soda is a dollar in the clubhouse?" "I never seen nothing like that." "Billy likes to keep the money on the field." "Soda money?" "Really?" "Where on the field is the dollar I'm paying for soda?" "It's hard to see exactly but it's there, yeah." " Yeah, it is hard to see." "I'm done." " Hey, Dad." " Hi, honey." " How are you?" " I'm good." " Was it bumpy?" " It was okay." "So with this loss tonight, the Oakland Athletics incredibly, have lost 14 of their last 17 games." "They are 10 games back in the American League West." "Is it fair to say the experiment has failed?" "Well, absolutely." "It was predictable." "You don't wish anybody a lack of success but the facts are in front of you." " You can't blame Art Howe." " No." " The fact of the matter is this is not about statistics, this is about people." "Art Howe is not the problem." "The problem is in the general manager's office with Billy Beane." "The root of the problem for me is philosophical." "I said it before." "This is fantasy baseball." "Billy is just not thinking." "Start thinking about a new GM, making changes." "He never goes to the games." " This was very predictable." " He needs to look at what's going on." " The man needs to get real." " I want Billy Beane gone." "Calling for Beane's head." "I want your thoughts." "The past 18 games, they've been shut out or scored one run four times." "They're just not scoring enough." "It's not just the offense, not Thad Bosley and the hitters." "It's everything." "If there was one thing you could pick out, you'd try to fix it but just everything is in a funk right now." "What the hell am I doing?" "Oh, man." "Look, Steve." "I believe in what we're doing." "The record doesn't reflect the strength of this team or where we're gonna be at the end of the season." "Now, Pete and I here feel very strongly that we stay on the track we've chosen." "Our sample size has been too small." "It's too..." "Early." "It's still early." "Where do we expect to be by the All-Star break?" "Our goal and our expectation is by mid-July to be within seven games of first." "That would be this working." " That keeps us in the hunt." " Exceptionally well." " By July." " July." "And what's gonna prevent you from accomplishing that?" "What are you afraid of?" "Nothing." "That's why we're here, Steve." "That's why we get up in the morning." "That's all we do." " More?" " Yeah, a little more." " Don't tell your mother." " I won't." " Chocolate sauce?" " Yes." "Stop." " Big spoon or little spoon?" " Little spoon." "Thank you." "Dad, there's no way you're gonna lose your job, right?" "What?" " Well, I don't know." "I'm just wondering." " Where'd you hear that?" "Well, I go on the Internet sometimes." "Well, don't do that." "Don't go on the Internet." "Or watch TV or read newspapers or talk to people." "I don't talk to people." "I just read stuff." "Honey, everything's fine." "Everything's fine." "Really, you don't have to worry." "But if you lose your job, will you have to move away?" "Honey, I'm not gonna lose my job." "You don't have to worry." " Okay." " Hey." " There's no problem." " Okay." "All right?" "I got uptown problems, which are not problems at all." "You're not worried, right?" " No, I'm not worried." " Okay." "Peña." "Okay." "I want Dye in right Justice DH'ing, Peña on the bench Hatteberg at first and anyone but Mags first out of the pen." "You want Peña on the bench?" "That's right." "So you can play Hattie." "Peña is not only the best first baseman he's the only first baseman." "Hattie gets on base more than Peña." " In fact, 20 percent more." " And his fielding?" "His fielding does not matter." " I've heard enough of this." " Have you?" "And I..." "I disagree with you, plain and simple." "And moreover, I'm playing my team in a way that I can explain in job interviews next winter." "Okay?" "Hattie." "Not Peña." "What's up, skip?" " How you doing?" " Good, how you doing, man?" "Get some sleep last night?" "As the A's hit the field, we are ready for baseball." "First one out of the dugout is rookie sensation Carlos Peña one of the few bright lights in this lineup, taking his spot at first base." "Billy, quick question." "Do you expect these guys to produce more or...?" " Not now." " What's the reason for the slump?" "Get down." "Is losing fun?" " Is losing fun?" " No." "What are you having fun for?" "That's what losing sounds like." "Are you okay, Dad?" " You're doing it again." " What?" "You're worrying about me." "You're in last place, Dad." " Do I look worried?" " Yeah." "Because you're getting on an airplane, and those things crash all the time." "Please stop worrying about your dad." " We're all set." " Okay." " I love you." " Love you too." "All right." "Your dad's not in trouble." "Okay." "Yeah." " Suzanne, get me Ed Wade." " Okay." " Coffee on?" " Yes." " Good morning." " Good morning, Billy." "Oh, hi, Louisa." " I need Ed Wade for Billy Beane." " Hi." "Please hold." " What's up?" " Wade's on 2." " Ed?" " Hello?" " Ed, it's Billy." " Billy, what's up?" " Look, I need a little help on defense." " Okay." "I'm willing to trade Jeremy Giambi for it." " Really?" " What?" " Who you got?" " What?" " Well, let me think." " What are you doing?" "Cleaning house." " Mabry?" " Maybe what?" " No, Mabry." " Hold on." " No." " Why not?" "Because you can't trade Jeremy Giambi." "He'll be fine, Ed." "Why do I get the feeling you're picking my pocket?" "I'm not." "You're picking mine." "Giambi's name alone is worth more." " What's wrong with him?" " Nothing." "Can we say it's done in theory and start drawing up the paperwork?" " Okay, but you're gonna have..." " Great." "He was gonna say something else." "When you get the answer you're looking for, hang up." " Suzanne." " Yes?" " David Dombrowski." " Okay." " And Peña's going too." " I don't think you should do that." " I really don't think you should do that." " I want Hatteberg in the lineup tonight." "You need to take a minute." "I think you seriously need to think about what you're doing." " Because you're upset." " Okay." "What am I missing?" "These are hard moves to explain to people." "Why is that a problem, Pete?" "Don't make an emotional decision, Billy." " David Dombrowski's on 3." " Look, we're gonna shake things up." "Dave." "Peña's going on the block." "You're my first call." "Because he's making the rest of the team look bad." "He's gonna be a Rookie of the Year." " Probably an All-Star." " He's an All-Star, Dave." "No." "I want a reliever and cash." "Okay." "You got five minutes, Dave." "I'm not waiting." "Billy, Peña is an All-Star, okay?" "And if you dump him and this Hatteberg thing doesn't work out you know this is..." "This is the kind of decision that gets you fired." "It is." "Yes, you're right." "I may lose my job." "In which case I'm a 44-year-old guy with a high school diploma and a daughter I'd like to be able to send to college." "You're 25 years old, with a degree from Yale and a pretty impressive apprenticeship." "I don't think we're asking the right question." "I think the question we should be asking is do you believe in this thing or not?" "I do." "It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves." "Don't." "To anyone." "Okay." "Now, I'm gonna see this thing through, for better or worse." "Just tell me, do you project we'll win more with Hatteberg or Peña at first?" "It's close but theoretically, Hatteberg." " What are we talking about, then?" " Dombrowski's on again, on 3." "Yeah?" "Okay, that'll work." "Great." "I need one more thing." "Soda." "Yeah, I don't want my guys paying for soda." "I want you to stock my machine for three years." "I'm serious." "Great." "It's a deal." "Go tell Peña he's gotta pack." " You want me to tell Peña?" " Part of the job." "What about Giambi?" "You want me to tell him too?" "I'll tell him." " Excuse me, Carlos?" " Yeah?" " Can I speak with you a minute?" " Yeah." "Carlos, you've been traded to the Tigers." "This is Jay Palmer's number." "He's the traveling secretary for the team." "He's expecting your call." "He'll take care of everything." " Is that it?" " Yes." "Okay." "Okay." "Art, you got a minute?" "Yeah." "Take a seat." "You can't start Peña at first tonight." "You'll have to start Hatteberg." "I don't wanna go 15 rounds, Billy." "The lineup card is mine, and that's all." "That lineup card is definitely yours." "I'm just saying you can't start Peña at first." "Well, I am starting him at first." "I don't think so." "He plays for Detroit now." "You traded Peña?" "Yeah." "And Menechino, Hiljus, Tam are all being sent down." " You are outside your mind." " Yeah." "Cuckoo." " You wanted to see me?" " Yeah, Jeremy, grab a seat." "Jeremy, you've been traded to the Phillies." "This is Ed Wade's number." "He's a good guy, the GM." "He's expecting your call." "Buddy will help you with the plane flight." "You're a good ballplayer, Jeremy and we wish you the best." "Jeremy's gone too." "You're killing this team." "Art, I can do this all day long." "Hey." "You agree with this?" "Hundred percent." "You want this door closed?" " Scotty H." " Sir?" " Go field some grounders." " Yes, sir." "Everybody, listen up." "You may not look like a winning team but you are one." "So play like one tonight." "Oh, shit." "When you're getting your pitch, you're hitting .625, massive." "You're crushing the ball." "But when you swing at things..." "Your pitch is middle-in." "When you're swinging low and away, you're batting .158." "Every at bat's like a hand of blackjack." "Every card that's dealt, your odds change." "So every first-pitch strike, your batting average goes down about 75 points." "Seventy-five points." "He should throw 100 pitches before the fifth." "You wanna knock that starter out." "I want you taking at bats off the 10th and 11 th pitcher by the end." "This is your basic breakdown of the pitches where you should be hitting them, why." " So you want us to walk more?" " Good question." "Yes." "Mr. Justice." " Had a few thoughts." " Yeah?" " Yeah." " Gonna teach me some things?" "Excuse me?" "Never seen a GM talk to players like that." "You never seen a GM who was a player." " We got a problem, David?" " No, it's okay." "I know your routine." "It's patter." "It's for effect." "But it's for them, all right?" "That shit ain't for me." "Oh, you're special?" "You're paying me 7 million bucks a year, man, so, yeah maybe I am, a little bit." "No, man, I ain't paying you 7." "Yankees are paying half your salary." "That's what the New York Yankees think of you." "They're paying you $3.5 million to play against them." "Where you going with this, Billy?" "David, you're 37." "How about you and I be honest about what each of us want out of this?" "I wanna milk the last ounce of baseball you got in you." "And you wanna stay in the show." "Let's do that." "I'm not paying you for the player you used to be." "I'm paying you for the player you are right now." "You're smart." "You get what we're trying to do here." "Make an example for the younger guys." "Be a leader." "Can you do that?" "All right." "I got you." "We're cool?" "We're cool." "Scotty H." " Yo, what's up, D.J.?" " Picking machine." "How you liking first base, man?" "It's coming along." "Picking it up." "You know, tough transition, but I'm starting to feel better with it." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "What's your biggest fear?" "A baseball being hit in my general direction." "That's funny." "Seriously, what is it?" "No, seriously, that is." "Well, hey, good luck with that." "Be social out there." " Social." " Social." "Like a greeter at the Gap." "Guy steps into your office, chat him up." "You're well-read." "You went to school." " Yeah." " Have some fun." "Relax." "Everyone wants to attack." "Quit trying to attack." "Let the game come to you, man." "There's no clock on this thing." "This is a war of attrition." "If I take more, I could even take a few strikes, but I'll get walked more." "You get on base, we win." "You don't, we lose." "And I hate losing, Chavvie." "I hate it." "I hate losing more than I even wanna win." "And there's a difference." " No bunts." " Bunts is an out." " Even if the third baseman is back?" " No bunting whatsoever." "If someone bunts on us, throw it to first." "Don't be a hero and go to second." "Let them make the mistakes." "When your enemy's making mistakes, don't interrupt them." "They're giving you an out." "Just giving it to you." "Take it." "Say thank you." "Another thing." "No more stealing." "That's what I do, what you pay me to do." "I pay you to get on first, not get thrown out at second." "This is a process." "It's a process, it's a process." "Okay?" "Jason takes it, goes to second for the only out, and the A's get a run." "Jermaine Dye homers again, his second in two games." "And the A's are still hanging in." "We'll get you scores here." "The A's pull within two of the Angels for the wild-card chase." "The Reds have now dropped five in a row as Oakland beats them in the beginning of this series 5 to 3." "Tejada walks." "Ball four." "Ball four and Hatteberg walks." "What is happening in Oakland?" "The A's have won seven in a row." "A lot of excitement." "What a winning streak." "But how about the calming influence of Art Howe?" "When you say "your source," if it's not me or Peter, they don't know." "He's managing an unorthodox team." " Right." " It's not a perfect roster." "But right now, Art Howe is the reason this team is winning." " He deserves the credit." " Great, thanks." "Bye." "Did you hear that?" "I heard "seven in a row." You get the Cleveland matchups?" "Yeah, right here." " Voos." " Billy." " That smell is getting worse." " I'm on it." " What are we doing?" " Splitting it in half?" " Both sides of the plate." " Got it." " Huddy." "Mix it up." " Yes, sir." " Trust your slider, yeah?" " Yes, sir." "You guys quit distracting him." "You couldn't hit that shit last night with a paddle." "You gotta see more pitches." " All right, Billy." " Patience." " Hey, David." " Hey, Billy." " Great at bats." " Thank you." " Really quality." " Thank you." "Base hit to right field." "Tejada scores." "Chavez coming in." "The ball gets past Guiel." "The A's, from 5-nothing down, now lead 6 to 5." "The Oakland A's are completely out of hand at the moment." "They are an AL-best 17 and 4 this month." "They also took back-to-back series at Boston and at New York." "Remember when they traded Jeremy Giambi in June and everyone thought they'd just given up?" "Actually, not so much." "Suzanne, get Shapiro on the phone." " You thinking Rincon?" " His season's done." "He's lost faith." " I think he's gonna dump him." " Hard-core." "Shapiro on 2." "Mark, Billy." "Let's be honest." "A premier setup man isn't gonna get you closer to the play-offs." " Are you referring to Rincon?" " He's a luxury you can't afford, man." "And you can?" "There's half a million on his contract." "And we've got at least one other suitor." "By "at least one," you mean one." " Who is it?" " I'd rather not say." " San Francisco." " San Francisco." "I'll call you back." "What do you think we can get for Magnante?" "Nothing." " What's left on Venafro's contract?" " Two seventy-five." "Suzanne, get me Sabean on the line." "Get the Giants interested in Venafro, Mark's only got one buyer for Rincon." " Us." " On 3." "Saby-Sabster, it's Billy." "What do you think of Venafro?" "I can let you have him for almost nothing." " Why would you do that?" " Because I'm amazing." "I want a couple bucks and a sweetener." "Throw in, say..." " Anderson." " Anderson." " I like Anderson." " No, you don't." "Nobody likes him." "I don't know why I'm doing this." "But let's do it." "Venafro for Michaelson." "Anderson." "I don't know his name." " I'll think about it." " Think about it and call me back." "Get Shapiro on." "Shapiro's on 2." " Mark." " You can't afford him, Billy." "You sure about that?" "I get the impression the market for Rincon is softening." "I could be wrong, but I'd call whoever's interested and see if they're still interested." "Call me back." " What about the Mets for Venafro?" " You offered him to the Giants." "Suzanne, Steve Phillips." "Between Bonds, Kent, Nen, Snow, San Francisco's never gonna do it." " Totally agree." " We just need them to cool on Rincon." " Phillips on 2." " Steve-o, it's Billy." "I hear you're looking for a reliever." "I can give you Venafro." " I can make it quick and easy." " What's the angle?" " No angle." " Who am I getting fleeced for?" " Hang on a sec." " Bennett, maybe?" " How old?" " Twenty-six." "Twenty-six, Double-A?" "Forget it." "Duncan, no." "No." "Furbush, no." "Eckerton?" "Eckerton?" "Eckerton." " Eckerton." " Eckerton?" "I like Eckerton." " You don't even know who Eckerton is." " Is Venafro hurt?" "No, he's fine, he's fine." "It's just an issue for us." " Last couple times, he got hammered." " Not his fault." " That was us." "We misused him." " It's Steve." " I'm almost done." " Steve Schott." "Look, Steve-o, let me be straight with you." "Here's the deal." "I'm getting Rincon." "It's a done deal." " I heard the Giants..." " Giants want Venafro for Michaelson." " Anderson." " I'd rather deal with you." "You can give me Eckerton and $225,000 in cash and the Giants can't." " I'll think about it." " Think about it." "But whoever calls me back first gets Venafro." "Schott hung up." "Oh, I want this one." "Why isn't anybody calling?" "Shapiro's on 2." "Yeah?" "Okay, let me talk to my owner." "I'll call you back." " Get Steve on the phone." " Schott or Phillips?" "Why would we call Phillips?" "Phillips has gotta call us." "Tell him I'm on the other line." "Hi, Mr. Schott, it's Peter Brand." "I apologize for putting you on hold." " Billy asked me to call you back." " Tell him we want $225,000 for Rincon." "Billy says he needs $225,000 for Ricardo Rincon." "Please." "Yes, I added the "please" at the end." "Okay." "Let me..." "Hold on one second, please." "Tell him I'll pay for him." "But when I sell him back for twice the amount next year, I keep the money." "Okay, so Billy says he'll pay for Rincon himself." "But when he sells him for more money next year, he's keeping the profit." "Thank you very much." "We'll call you back." "Thank you." "Come on." "Come on." "Suzanne, call Shapiro ba..." "Never mind, I got him right here." "Mark." "Yeah." "Listen, I don't want Rincon pitching against me tonight." "Tell him to change clothes and send him over." "I got you the money." "Yup." "Great." "I don't wanna dampen the mood at all, but since we picked up Rincon..." "We gotta send someone down." " Mags." " Hey, Billy." "I know I've been struggling lately." "But second half of the season, definitely turn it around." "Ricky and I..." "Mike, I need you to stop getting dressed." "Traded?" "I'm sorry for the crap news." "I know it hurts." "Mike, I can't have 26 guys in the clubhouse." "I get it." "I get it." "Okay." "Thanks." "Hey, Ricardo." "This must be a bit of a shock, I guess." "Mabry hits one deep to right-center field." "Racing back, Fick can't get it." "It bounces to the wall." "One run is in." "Two runs are in." "Mabry, on one pitch, has shot the A's in front." "Strike three called." "Twelve straight wins for the Athletics." "Man alive, was it hairy." "Something strange is now happening in Oakland." " You cannot argue that point." " Twelve straight." "They're making a joke out of the American League." " They were in Detroit today..." " He throws to first." "And that's the sound of 14 straight victories." "Fourteen, the longest run this year." "It has slingshot the A's into first in the AL West." " A nice streak." " This team was written off." "How do you explain, otherwise, the victories they've come up with?" "The Oakland A's are gonna win 16 consecutive games." "This is the longest win streak in baseball, folks, in 25 years." " The A's have won 16 in a row." " We're going to 20!" "We're going to 20!" "To have a winning streak of this duration, you have to be good but there's an element of randomness to it." "The 1927 Yankees, Ruth, Gehrig Murderers' Row, some people still say the best team ever." "Longest winning streak for them that year?" "Nine." "You guys try to analyze it from a numbers standpoint." "I'm telling you, there is no explanation for what's occurring right now." "Do you have superstitions going on?" "Do you do things so you keep the streak alive?" "The all-time record of 20 does not seem impossible anymore." "The A's were on page one of the New York Times." "They are the story in sports in this entire country." "Two-two pitch, here it is." "Swing and a miss!" "Struck him out!" "Number 17!" "It's taken 71 years." "The Oakland A's have tied the Philadelphia A's." "The all-time franchise record 17 straight and baseball's longest winning streak since 1953." "The A's are two wins away from tying the American League record." "It's gone!" "It's gone!" "Tejada wins it!" "Do you believe it?" "Eighteen wins in a row!" "You could replay these 18 games a hundred times over." "And nobody wins 18 straight again." "It defies everything we know about baseball." "The most amazing thing you could imagine happened over the last four days at the Coliseum." "Tejada, up the middle." "The A's have won 19 in a row!" "The 1906 White Sox the 1947 New York Yankees have company." " Nineteen in a row." " The A's have a date with destiny." "They're going for the all-time American League record 20 games in a row." "We're going to 20!" "We're gonna take the AL record to 20, baby!" "Don't tell me the score, Pete." "No, Billy, it's me." " Sharon?" " Yeah." " You have a second?" " Yeah, what's up?" "Well, I didn't actually expect you to pick up." "I was gonna leave a message." "Casey and I, we're here and watching the game at home." "And I just wanted to say you did good, Billy." "We're really proud of you." "I appreciate it, Sharon." " Thank you." " Good luck." "Okay." "Oh, Casey wants to talk to you." "Hang on." "Hey are you on your way to the stadium?" "No, I'm on my way to Visalia to see our minor-league team." " Turn around, please, Dad." " No way, Jose." " Turn around." "Come on, Dad." " Nope." "Not gonna happen." "You're not gonna jinx it." "I'll talk to you later, sweetheart." "I love you." "Shit." "One out here in the fourth, and if you're just joining us you missed a lot." "And the pitch to Raúl Ibañez." "Strike one." "I think my recap will be simple." "The A's scored six in the first, one in the second, four in the third." "And people would be shocked if you just did that." "Eleven to nothing, the A's do lead." " Shit." " Foul off the foot of Ibañez..." "Let's go, Oakland!" "Let's go, Oakland!" "Let's go, Oakland!" "Now batting, number 2, catcher, Brent Mayne." " Oakland!" " Here we go, Oakland!" "Two." "Safe." "Now batting, number 18 left fielder Raúl Ibañez." "Safe." "And the A's now lead by a score of 11 to 3." "A nice cushion, but you don't wanna give teams life and let them wedge their way back in, even when you're..." "Nobody out, the bases loaded." "And Art Howe on the way to the mound to make a pitching change." "And this game is still in a state where it could get out of control for the Athletics." "We're all told at some point we can no longer play the children's game." "We just don't know when that's gonna be." "Some of us are told at 18, some of us are told at 40, but we're all told." "Mike Sweeney with runners at first and third." "It's an 11-to-7 game, the A's in front." "Tam peering in for the sign." "Two out." "Runners at first and third." "And the 3-2 delivery." "It's weird, Billy." "You wanna give up baseball to become a scout?" "I'm not a baseball player." "Are you sure this is what you want?" "The crowd is roaring." "Koch is ready." "One-two pitch." "Alicea puts it in play, a looper to left field for a base hit." "Around third, tearing for the plate, here comes the tying run." "Sliding safe." "And the ball game is tied at 11-all." "Holy Toledo." "The A's have blown an 11-to-nothing lead." "This is the specter of a development that has been lurking now ever since the five-run fourth inning by the Royals." "And the A's date with destiny is on hold right now." "Hatteberg." "Hattie." "Grab a bat." "You're hitting for Byrnesy." "Come on, let's go." "Get yourself loose." "Hitting for Eric Byrnes number 10, Scott Hatteberg." "In your typical A's fashion, they want a base runner here." "Scott Hatteberg is so adept at drawing walks." "He's looking for Hatteberg to get on base maybe bring in a pinch runner." "Let's go, Oakland!" "Let's go, Oakland!" "That one is gone!" "And it's 20 consecutive victories for the Oakland Athletics on an unbelievable night when they lost an 11-to-nothing lead and now they win it." "The crowd comes back to insane life." "How do you explain it?" "Crazy." "Just plain crazy." "Hatteberg is mobbed at home plate." "In 103 years of American League baseball the Athletics have accomplished what no one has before." "They have won 20 consecutive games." "It's hard not to be romantic about baseball." "This kind of thing, it's fun for the fans." "It sells tickets and hot dogs." "Doesn't mean anything." "Billy, we just won 20 games in a row." "And what's the point?" "We just got the record." "Man, I've been doing this for..." "Listen, man." "I've been in this game a long time." "I'm not in it for a record, I'll tell you that." "I'm not in it for a ring." "That's when people get hurt." "If we don't win the last game of the Series they'll dismiss us." " Billy..." " I know these guys." "I know the way they think, and they will erase us." "And everything we've done here none of it'll matter." "Any other team wins the World Series, good for them." "They're drinking champagne, they get a ring." "But if we win on our budget, with this team we'll have changed the game." "And that's what I want." "I want it to mean something." "The A's going to the play-offs with the West Division title." "Forgive the A's if they're not celebrating." "They have been here before when Oakland went up two games to none on the Yanks in the ALDS and went nowhere after losing three straight." "With a win today over the Twins, Oakland moves into the ALCS for the first time since 1992." " But remember one thing." "Percentages hold up over a season, but for one game, one at bat throw the percentages out the window." "What the Minnesota Twins exposed is the fact that the Oakland A's were fundamentally not a sound baseball team." "They had a flawed concept that started with the general manager and the brain trust thinking they could reinvent baseball." "You can't approach baseball from a statistical, bean-counting point of view." "It's won on the field with fundamental play." "You have to steal, you have to bunt, you have to sacrifice." "You gotta get men in scoring position, and you gotta bring them in." "And you don't do that with a bunch of statistical gimmicks." "Nobody reinvents this game." "Yeah." "Due respect to the Coliseum, but this is a ballpark." "Yes, it is." "We're gonna have some lunch in a little bit." "Why don't I have some coffee sent up?" "Denise?" "Thank you, Denise." " Thanks." " You're welcome." "You know, it's her birthday and I need to get her a present but she's usually the one that does that for me." "So do you have any ideas?" "Scarf." "You mean like wool?" "No, I meant what women wear with..." "You know, decorative." "And where would I get something like that?" "No disrespect, I just lost in five for the second year in a row." "Get her a bowling ball for all I care." "Right." "Well, Steve told me he's offering you a new contract." "Yes." "So why did you return my call?" "Because it's the Red Sox." "Because I believe science might offer an answer to the Curse of the Bambino." " Because I hear you hired Bill James." " Yup." "You know, why someone took so long to hire that guy is beyond me." "Well, baseball hates him." "Well, baseball can hate him, you know." "One of the great things about money is that it buys a lot of things one of which is the luxury to disregard what baseball likes doesn't like, what baseball thinks, doesn't think." "Sounds nice." "Well, I was grateful for the call." " You were grateful?" " Yeah." "For 41 million, you built a play-off team." "You lost Damon, Giambi, Isringhausen, Peña and you won more games without them than you did with them." "You won the exact same number of games that the Yankees won but the Yankees spent 1.4 million per win and you paid 260,000." "I know you're taking it in the teeth, but the first guy through the wall he always gets bloody." "Always." "This is threatening not just a way of doing business but in their minds, it's threatening the game." "Really, what it's threatening is their livelihood, their jobs." "It's threatening the way that they do things." "Every time that happens whether it's a government, a way of doing business, whatever the people who are holding the reins they have their hands on the switch they go batshit crazy." "I mean, anybody who's not tearing their team down right now and rebuilding it using your model they're dinosaurs." "They'll be sitting on their ass on the sofa in October watching the Boston Red Sox win the World Series." "What's this?" "I want you to be my general manager." "That's my offer." "Heads up." "What was that?" " Sorry." "I don't know." " What the hell was that?" "You knucklehead." "How was Boston?" "Impressive." "Did Henry make you a good offer, at least?" " Doesn't matter." "Doesn't matter." " What was it?" "What was it?" " Doesn't matter." " What was it?" "That makes you the highest-paid GM in the history of sports." "So?" "So what?" "I made one decision in my life based on money." "And I swore I would never do it again." "You're not doing it for the money." " No?" " No." "You're doing it for what the money says." "And it says what it says to any player that makes big money." "That they're worth it." "What a dump." "I really wanted to win here." "I really did." "I think you won pretty big, Billy." "Pete, we lost." "We lost." "It's only been a few days." "Give yourself some time to get over it." "Man, I don't get over these things." "Ever." "Come with me to the video room." "I wanna show you something." "No, man, I'm not up for film right now." "Come on." "Seriously." "Come on, Billy." "Come on." "The Visalia Oaks and our 240-pound catcher, Jeremy Brown who, as you know, is scared to run to second base." "This was in a game six weeks ago." "This guy's gonna start with a fastball." "Jeremy's gonna take him to deep center." "Here's what's interesting because Jeremy's gonna do what he never does." "He's gonna go for it." "He's gonna round first and he's gonna go for it." "Okay?" "This is all of Jeremy's nightmares coming to life." " They're laughing at him." " And Jeremy's about to find out why." "Jeremy's about to realize that the ball went 60 feet over the fence." "He hit a home run and didn't even realize it." "How can you not be romantic about baseball?" " It's a metaphor." " I know it's a metaphor." "Okay." "Pete, you're a good egg." "I'll call you." "Hey, Dad, this is the song I told you I'd record." "Please don't show it to anyone else." "Let me know if you change your mind and stay in California." "If not, you're a really great dad." | {
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"Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET" "Subtitles translated ?" "by [email protected]" "We're almost there.*[POL]" "The doctors are looking at us." "Try to hold on." "You're nervous." "That's what makes you cough." "Plug your ears and pray to The Mother of God." "Alright." "We'll soon be at aunt Edyta's and we'll be safe together." "We'll start our families and have plenty of children.*" "What are they saying?" "*" " No." " Ewa, it's fine.*" "Go without me.*" "Magda, I promise I'll get you out!" "*" "Muy caliente !" "*(very hot)" "Who is it?" "*" " Auntie" " Wojtek !" "Ewa !" "They told me you weren't there, but I found you, auntie!" "Thank God." "Come in." "We looked for you a long time." "It's a miracle." "Edyta, who is it?" "Wojtek!" "Wojtek, my niece is here!" "Ewa found us!" "We haven't seen each other since the wedding." "But I remember you." "Give her something to eat and drink." "Yes, of course." "Come, I'll make you some tea." "They said you weren't there, on the boat." "Your uncle went to Ellis Island and they said you hadn't come." "No, WE were there." "they said YOU weren't there." "They said your adress wasn't valid." "But I knew it wasn't so." "That you wouldn't have forgotten us." "Of course we'd never forget you!" "Never." "Where's Magda ?" "She had to stay in the hospital." "She's sick." "But she sent me a letter." "With your help we can get her out." "Magda was very brave." "Without her, I wouldn't be here." "I'm very tired..." "But I'm well." "Tomorrow we'll go to church to give thanks." "Let her rest." "Of course." "Yes." "Dear, you're safe now." "You'll be very happy in this country." "You'll see." "We live well, here." "You'll find a nice man and you'll get married." "Sleep, now." "You'll feel better." "Don't lose hope, dear." "The nightingale's song is always sweetest at the darkest hour." "Sleep." "Magda." "I was dreaming.*" "Why?" "*" "I have a good reputation, a business..." "I don't want to be dishonored." "I didn't do anything." "They told me what you did on the boat!" " You're shameful." " No." "A whore!" "Be grateful we let you sleep here last night!" "No!" "It's a lie!" "Aunt Edyta!" "It's not true!" "That's enough." " Don't speak to her!" " What about Magda?" "I pray for her." "She's sick, you poisoned her!" "Where are you taking her?" "Shut up!" " Tell me where they're taking her!" " It's MY house!" "*" "Are you Polish?" "*" "We're from Lodz." "It's terrible, how they treat us here." "As if we were nothing." "I'm NOT nothing." "Mary, mother of God, in this hour of great need," "help me and help me find Magda tonight.*" "Che cosa?" "(What?" ")[ITAL]" "God, you're beautiful!" "*" "?" "Ma come puoi lasciarmi* (How can you leave me)[ITAL]" "?" "se mi struggo in pianto, (when I'm melting into tears)" "?" "se disperatamente io m'aggrappo a te!" "(and desperately clinging to you)" "?" "O mia divina amante, (O, my heavenly lover)" "?" "o vita di mia vita, (O, life of my life)" "?" "non spezzare il mio cuor!" "* (Don't break my heart)" "?" "[LA RONDINE G. Puccini]" "I don't need him.*" "You don't need him?" "Really?" "You know all the men in New York?" "You know how to tell the rich ones from the ones who beat you?" "*" "In momine patris...[LAT] et filii, et spiritus sancti, amen" "Oremus. (Let us pray)" "Lord, forgive me.[POL]" "Mary, mother of God, protect the souls of my mother and my father." "Mary, mother of God, please, protect my sister." "In the name of the Father, the Son and of the Holy Spirit." "Amen." "In English." "I'm only Polish by descent.*" "Oh, God." "Oh, God.*" "Wojtek is home." "He's sleeping.*" "We need to talk." "I need your help." "Please, auntie." "I beg you." "It's so hard to say it..." "Last Sunday I went to church." "First time in a long while." "I prayed to the Holy Virgin." "I've gone through so many trials." "Is it a sin to try to survive?" "Auntie..." "Is it a sin to want to survive when I've done so many bad things?" "Your uncle is a proud man." "I can't change him." "I know." "I know he's rejected me." "But I'm asking you to believe I can be saved." "God sent me to someone who's really lost," "someone who turned my life into a sin." "And now," "this person is suffering for me." "So I'm learning the power of forgiveness." "Auntie..." "I need money... for Magda." "A lot." "But we won't come back, ever." "Will you help me?" "Can't you forgive me?" "*" "Subtitles translated ?" "by [email protected]" | {
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"A F T E R L I F E" "Inspector!" "How's it going?" " Drink?" " No, I'm running late." "I haven't much for you today." "Get a move on." "That's all?" "You're kidding." "You want Narcotics to call by?" "I give you all I get." "Sure you do." "Listen up, Freddy." "Tell Jaquillat I won't come by 3 times a week, OK?" "OK, but if he has none..." "All right, forget it." "Evening, Mrs. Holmes." "Hello, Sherlock." "Thanks." "Cecile's invited us to her hubby's party." "Me as well?" "What's come over her?" "Will you come?" "What do you think?" "I'd like you to." "I have nothing to wear." "I'll find you something." "Right then!" "You'll behave?" "I promise." "Where is he?" "Down South, looking for seasonal work in restaurants." " Where in the South?" " I don't know." "He moves from town to town." " You get a postcard?" " He never writes." "Do you remember Bruno Le Roux?" "15 years since Jean-Jean saw him." "At the trial." "In prison, they never met." "He escaped." "Never watch the news?" " Not in 15 years." " Listen, Mrs. Guiot." "Your son got 5 years, instead of life like the others." "He was lucky but if he's involved this time, you'll be dead long before he gets out." "He turned his back." "I wish I was so sure." "Le Roux had help on the outside." "A guy who was a great shot." "They killed someone?" "No, don't worry." "That's why we can still cut a deal." "It'd be stupid to go down for this." "Think about it." "See you, Sherlock," "Sit down, you fools." "Excuse me, how do you say "you fools" in German?" "You fool!" "She's yours now," "Coming round the corner, Do you see her?" "Affirmative..." "OK, see you later," "Arrived Jean Moulin High, 10:25." "She's a looker." "Can you introduce me?" "That's typical of you." "Egoist!" "I don't know her." "Her friends aren't into cops." "That's funny." "Loulou's friends are the opposite." "Hi there, Agnˆos." "Where would you be without your siren?" "Do you like it?" "Change quickly, we'll be late." "I'm not coming." "I'm sorry, honest." "I thought I could but it's impossible." "This was important for me." "I know." "Go ahead." "You can go without me." "I wanted to go with you." "Next time, I'll come, I promise." "Sure you will." "Next year." "Are you sure you want to go?" "I can't back out now." "You can." "If you don't want to go." "Just drop it, please." "Take care." "Don't be too late." "See you tomorrow." "We'll take you." "Olivier's outside." "I prefer to walk." "Make yourself at home." "Can you take these?" "That's Claire, Alain's PA." "Agnˆos..." "My son, Rˆmmy." "My daughter, Louise." "Her boyfriend, Henry." "Georges, a doctor friend." "I'll let him look after you." "I'm not sure I should, in fact." "Beware." "Don't listen to her." "Drink?" "Please." "So, you're a teacher?" "Fine profession." "Arrived this year?" "No, 8 years ago." "It's amazing we never met before." "I don't go out much." "Allow me to regret that." "Are you single?" "Tonight I am." "But I am married." "He's a teacher?" "No, he's a policeman." "A fine profession, too." "Another?" "Are you at Moulin High, too?" " We'll meet again, then." " He's here!" "He's coming." "Come on!" "Don't forget." "Not before, "Sit down, darling."" " Hi, darling." " Hello, my love." "I'm late." "Were you worried?" "Not at bit." "Something come up?" "I had to take Claire home." "Her car broke down." "Sit down, darling." "Happy Birthday!" "It was a conspiracy, then." "May there be many more!" "Know him?" "Never seen him before." " Like what you see, Jaquillat?" " Not my doing." "I hope not." "Is the bar yours?" "Officially?" "You can sleep easy, I'm unlikely to tell the judge." "Got any ideas?" "It was Le Roux." "Bullshit!" "He came by the bar asking for me." "Why?" "Probably needed a hand." "I guess so." "But why you?" "We go back a long way." "You mixed up in politics?" "Never." "It was a marriage of convenience." "Don't beat about the bush." "Spit it out." "The Vizille bank job in '84." "You're crazy!" "There were 2 dead." "I can't let it go." "I wasn't there." "We were associates." "I helped with the logistics." "And kept the cash." "'Course not!" "I never tricked anyone." "You know that." "He didn't kill Freddy for no reason." "After the job, someone gave them away." "Back then, I was in Vesoul." "He thinks it was me." "I can't give you protection." "I'm not asking for it." "Can't trust the police." "What do you want then?" "For him to die resisting arrest." "Before he has the chance to talk." "You're joking?" "Scruples?" "What the hell do you care?" "I'm not bent enough to kill in cold blood." "Find him and I'll take care of it." "You're nuts!" "Did you honestly think I'd agree to that?" "My ass is on the line here." "It's not my problem." "It could be." "How's your wife?" " Fine." " For how long?" "You get no morphine until Le Roux's dead." "Here, think it over." "For her sake, I hope you think fast!" "You're looking peaky." "This will perk you up." "Feeling better now?" "I certainly am." "Would you like another?" "It's Cecile, Agnˆos has had a turn," "I'll be right there." "You got here quickly." "You OK?" "I'm cold." "You didn't see the time?" " I'm sorry." " It's OK." "Come on." "Sorry." "My love." "I'm a cop." "It's what I'm paid to do." "Are you sure it works?" "I'm sure it doesn't work." "You arrest a dealer and next day he's back on the streets." "It's a known fact." "I think the question was about repression as opposed to prevention." "Am I right?" "Junkies are often on the dole." "Misery drives them to drugs." "Not always." "Sometimes, it's the opposite." "Anyhow, that's not our problem." "Our problem is the law." "That's all." "And if the law's wrong?" "From a purely medical point of view, drug addicts are ill." "The law marginalizes them." "For me, the main issue is substitution." "Problem is we can't rely on local mediators to tip us off." "It's not our job." "I guess it's not your fault." "If teachers did their job, we wouldn't need mediators." "The police is upbeat." "We try our best to be." "Careful, not to excess." "Cheers!" "Everybody..." "You overdid it." "I played the cop." "Like everyone wanted." "You were fine." "Cˆmcile has a favour to ask." "I hope it's something legal." "I think so." "I'm listening." "My husband's hiding something." "Is that all?" "You don't have any idea?" "None at all." "Talk to him, it's simpler." "I can't." "We never had secrets." "I'll have to tail him, watch him, sniff around..." "It could get pretty sordid." "Isn't a secret better?" "No, I don't think so." "Have it your way." "I need your address, phone number, his work details and car registration number." "Do you have a photo?" "Alain Coste, is that right?" " How long's it been?" " Since Saturday." "That's precise." "Nothing before?" "Are you sure?" "Is he involved in politics?" "When he was younger?" "At college?" "I don't think so." "Why?" "Nothing." "Just routine." "You think he's cheating on her?" "I don't see what else it could be." "You lack imagination." "I don't." "People do." "She's convinced he isn't." "I know." "Even when I prove it to her, she won't believe it." "Because she's in love." "So in love that she has him tailed." "To help him if he's in a jam." "You're kidding." "Do you have a mistress?" "Ever had one?" "Never." "You could have." "At night, when you're out working." "Sure, but I didn't." "You should have maybe." "Maybe." "But it's you I love." "Did you get my morphine?" "You've none left?" "You didn't give me any since Friday." "Maybe." "I didn't think." "Is that all?" "More tomorrow, don't worry." "I'm not worried." "Pascal..." "Marcel, it's Pascal." "Do we have anything on a certain Alain Coste?" "Hold on," "Three speeding offences," " That's all?" " But they're good ones," "Any cases of unreported accidents?" "Maybe involving a pedestrian, Friday or Saturday?" "No, nothing like that," "OK, thanks." "This is London, London calling," "The cow is over the moon," "I repeat:" "The cow is over the moon," "Stop fooling around, All units to Citˆm Gagarine!" "An arson attack, October Tower, 7th floor," "Firemen found a stash of guns," "How you doing?" "Just beautiful." "Here, look." "I'll leave you to it." "Talk to me." "I was watching TV." "Someone tried to open my door." "I got up and opened the door." "A guy was standing there with a bunch of keys." "He said he'd just moved in and got the wrong door." "He seemed really pissed off and looked at me kind of weird." "Was he alone?" "Then he went next door, opened it and went in." " That him?" " That's right." "But shorter hair and he had a moustache and goatee." "Well?" "Le Roux." "Alone." "Got anything?" "Quite a lot." "Bank statements, rent receipts..." "All in different names." "I'm sorry." "It's not your fault." "Tell me." "She's young, early 20s no more, brunette, pretty..." "A bit like you." "They've been together a while." "Keep going." "That's about it." "I tailed her." "She lives on Rue de la Trinitˆm." "It's my daughter." "I'm sorry." "You look let down." "I look a total jerk." "Not at all." "There isn't another woman." "You seem very sure of that." "I can see why." "I didn't mean that." "Back to square one." "Inspector Manise, please." "His wife." "Thank you." " Whose is this?" " I dunno." "Even though it was in your pocket?" "Is it the dope that makes you so stupid?" "I don't do dope." " I guess that's not yours either?" " Sure it is." "So this is yours and that's not?" "That's right." "Can you explain that?" "Someone slipped it into my pocket, I guess." "Yeah, I guess so." "Hi, Manise." "You don't have any smack for an informer?" "Sorry, man, I've nothing." "That on your desk?" "I wouldn't give him that." "I don't know what it's cut with, but it's probably no good." "See you." "I thought you'd never get here." "What's the problem?" "You know what the problem is." "I told you I'm out of morphine." "I told you yesterday." "I forgot." "I'm sorry." "I've waited this long." "Hurry up." "I can't now, it's too late." "Tomorrow." "I can't wait till tomorrow." "Yes, you can." "I'm sure you can." "No, I cannot!" "You know full well I can't." "It's all I've thought about for hours, every second that passes." "Every second." "Go and get me some." "Why not?" "It's 2 AM." "I can't go at 2 AM." "You know that." "Score me some heroine, then." "No way." "We always agreed." "No dope from a dealer." "Because you got me morphine." "If you stop, I do as I please." "If you won't, I'll go myself." "You'll destroy yourself." "I don't care." "I can't take the pain." "I can't take it." "Go on." "Please." "No, I'm not going." "I'm scared." "I'll be here with you." "Like two lovers, alone while the world sleeps." "Don't touch me." "Hold me tighter." "You don't love me anymore." "Why do you say that?" "Because you forgot." "Before, you never forgot." "Lots of people forget things." "It's not a thing, it's me." "You forgot me." "I didn't forget you." "I forgot the dope." "You can't be thinking of me and forget the dope." "Even I can't manage that." "I think of you all the time." "Just like the first day." "More even." "You don't love me anymore." "You don't know it yet but you don't." "Otherwise, you wouldn't let me suffer like this." "I'll be right there." "I'm sorry." "Don't go." "Please, don't go." "Don't leave me." "Not now." "I have to go." "A bomb attack." ""Alone while the world sleeps"?" "Stop it." "Evening, sir." "We're changing method." "We're going to bring everybody in." "Follow me, please." "Will she need a bag?" "If she does, I'll call you." "See you later." "Nothing personal, but we need to speak to anyone who knew Le Roux." "It's pointless but it keeps the boss happy." "Right." "I think we know where you were Monday morning." "Just tell me what you did the last two nights after school." "You like my company or are you expecting a public outcry?" "It'll be a long wait." "Nobody cares." "Come on, just say you were marking books or watching TV." "I'll nod, you'll sign and you can go." "You haven't seen him." "We had you watched." "Just tell me you haven't seen him!" "Is that too much to ask?" "You're a teacher, I'm a cop." "We eat in the same trough." "Everyone we picked up is out." "They had nothing to say." "They said it." "End of story." "If you refuse to talk, I'll keep you here." "For up to 4 days, if I want." "Got a second?" "Jean-Jean." "Caught 6 from an automatic." "Still got nothing to say?" "You're being very stupid." "He didn't suffer." "Can I see him?" "Yes, we need you to identify the body." "He's not here." "He's out East, where it happened, near Vitry-le-Francois." "We'll take you." "When?" "Right now." "Is there anything you need?" "Come on..." "Who are you?" "Police." "Fraud Squad." "You have nothing to be afraid of." "But your boss maybe..." "I doubt it." "I see." " What do you see?" " Nothing." "We've nothing to hide." "Are you sure?" "Listen, Claire..." "How dare you!" "Who told you my name?" "Denouncing people is a French pastime." "You don't think I came by chance?" "I came to see you while he's out because I wanted to keep you out of it." "What's this for?" " Sweet nothings or naughty tales?" " Hands off!" "You're fond of your boss." "It may be too late but take my advice." "You don't have to do all he says." "Think about it." "Come in." "Sit down." "Thought it over?" "Don't you see how stupid I look?" "I can't release her." "Not even for you." "I never could rely on you." "Never." "Say something, Pascal." "What do you want me to say?" "I'm sorry." "I wasn't thinking." "I was so angry." "I need you." "I've always needed you." " It doesn't matter." " It does." "Forgive me." "It's because I'm on edge." "But it'll be OK..." "It'll be OK." "Forgive me." "Did you get the morphine?" "You're lying." "You have it." "I swear I don't." "I don't believe you." "Why should I?" "You can always get it." "Don't say you forgot." "It's not true." "I can't get any more." "Not just now." " But it hurts." " I know." "No, you don't." "You don't know." "You never will." "You can't imagine." "Hang in there." "Hang in there for me." "You have no right to ask that of me." "You have no right!" "I don't want to suffer." "I don't want to." "You can't agree to suffer." "Nobody can..." "I want to live normally, like before, and not be in pain every second of the day." "Look at me." " What did I do to you?" " Nothing." "You're making me pay for something." "Whatever it was I did to you, I'm sorry." "Stop fooling, go and get me some." "I can't." "How long?" "What?" "How long do I have to stick it out?" "I don't know, a few days." "Tell me how many." "I need to know." "It has to be precise." "Well?" "Three days?" "Four days?" "Five." "No, not five." "Five's too many." "Four..." "Four's the maximum." "Five." "Any less, I can't promise anything." "Okay, okay..." "Get out now." "Get out!" "Coming in?" "No need." "It was you I came to see." "I'm flattered." "There's no reason to be." "I no longer require your services." "As you wish." "You know why I arrested Jeanne?" "You know her best." "Like Agnˆos." "You're best friends." "I like her a lot." "She has a 20-year morphine habit." "Saturday night, she was in withdrawal." "Did you think of that?" "Don't blame yourself, it's normal." "You close your eyes." "When we met, I did." "In the end, she told me." "I'm a cop and we'd been together 6 months." "Look." "I found them in the Jaguar." "On a blanket." "They're not yours." "I thought they may be Claire's." "They don't prove a thing." "It can only be a fling." "You think so?" "No one would leave you." "At least, I wouldn't." "I want some heroin." "I'm no dealer." "What are you doing, then?" "Me?" "Waiting for the bus." "Know where I can get some?" "Not round here, at least." "You got any heroin?" " What have you got?" " Nothing." "You have." "You're selling and I'm buying." "Don't mess around." "If I had anything, I wouldn't sell it to you." "Why not?" "When I say no, I mean no!" " That's stupid." " It's how it is." "Piss off!" "What do you want?" "You want to fuck me?" "Not likely." "Don't move!" "I said I've nothing." "Let's look harder." "That way." "Go on." "Help yourself." "Go now!" "You never saw me, OK?" "What are you doing now?" "Cops are all over." "You got a fallback?" "What for?" "I haven't done anything." "See you." "Do we have to stay here long?" "You'll be fine with me." " I have to go." " Not yet." "It's too soon." "I can't wait any longer." "I just can't." "Wasn't there a syringe in the box?" "Take a look." "I feel awful." "Do a line." "It's not the same." "You can use his stash to shoot up later." "I dumped it." "I couldn't get stopped with it." "I have just enough for one fix." "I feel terrible." "Let me go." "Not just yet." " When?" " Soon." "It's you they're after." "Do you have a place to go?" "You can come to mine." "Get me home and I'll hide you." "They won't look for you there." "My hubby's a cop." "You'll be safe." "He works all night." "I can't sign that." "Why not?" "It seems fine to me." "It doesn't incriminate anyone." "That's not the problem." "You want us to charge her?" "She's done nothing." "Obstructing the course of justice, insults..." "Looks bad." " It's her choice." " And it pisses me off." "Me too, but I respect it even so." "From the guy who ratted on the whole gang." "Who told you?" "Guess!" "Inspector Barthˆmlˆmmy." "He swore he'd never tell a soul." "Golden rule of policing." "Never take a secret to the grave." "There'll always be a cop who knows." "Even after you die." " You told Jeanne?" " She doesn't know?" "She thinks she slipped the net?" "Yes." "I'd have told her." "Stop her being so smug." "I'd have lost her." "She doesn't compromise." "I'd noticed." "Don't get carried away." "It's over." "She wrote tracts when they were shooting up buildings not killing people." "I don't care, I'm not a judge." "If your testimony saved her behind, it's fine by me." "Sign it." "Your husband is more talkative." "We had a very interesting chat." "You're free to go." "Women's liberation depends on men, I say." "Still nothing to say?" "Sing for me." "You can now you don't have to." "We've been here eight years and my wife's colleagues only talk to me at a debate." "Because I'm a cop or is it usual?" "Because you're a cop." "Get out." "Shit!" "I'll give you a ride." " Stop tailing my witnesses." " Don't exaggerate." "Just the teacher you grilled all day." " She knows nothing." " So you say." "Maybe she lied." "Or maybe you're lying." "Leave her or I'll turn you in." "You'd do that?" "If something happens to her, it won't be Le Roux your problem, it'll be me." "He's more dangerous than you." "My first proposal still stands." "Okay." "Marco, forget the teacher." "Hard to see her suffer?" "I thought you'd hold out longer." "So, what interesting information do you have for me?" " We're getting nowhere." " I need more." "I told you all I know." "For me, it doesn't change a thing." "What more do you want?" "Something concrete." "You want morphine." "That's concrete." "I don't exchange concrete for hot air." "We have nothing concrete." "And the hideout on Gagarine?" "You see?" "You're lying." " It's of no interest." " I'm interested." "Even if it's just a gesture of goodwill." "Go ahead." "We didn't find much." "Guns, clothes..." "In a word, nothing concrete." "A gesture of goodwill." "It's too late." "Now, I need more than gestures." "Bastard!" "There's no point badmouthing people." "Your wife's doing fine without you." "She held up a dealer." "With Le Roux." "You're joking?" "You want to see the dealer?" "He'll tell you all about it." "Don't bother." " Let's take you home." " No way!" "You have no choice." "Look at me..." "Don't be afraid..." "Do you know where you are?" "You're at home..." "Look..." "I'll go alone." "I don't like that." "Tough shit, that's how it is." "He always gave me all the dope I needed." "Since I met him, I never went cold turkey." "Not once." "I'd forgotten." "15 years since I had to buy my own dope." "And this is the result." "He gives you none?" "Why?" "Do you know why?" "Can you get me some?" "Let's get you up." " What's your name?" " Pierre." "Thank you, Pierre." "You're a saint." "She's alone." " Are you sure?" " I looked all over." "I thought as much but now we know for sure." "Give me some morphine, Jaquillat." "I'll pay for it." "She can't take your shit." "It's not a question of money." "We had a deal." "I'm sticking to it." "The rest is your affair." "Didn't he come home?" "What time is it?" "7:15." "Did you undress me?" "You were cold." "I put you to bed." "Are you scared?" "Remember last night?" "Not all of it." "We got on well." "Turn round, I'd like to get up." "I wanted a word." "You did?" "I bumped into Cˆmcile's husband." "Is he ill?" "Nothing serious." "A minor operation." " Good." " Not a word to Cˆmcile." "She'd worry herself sick." "Count on me." "About our debate the other day." "You got me thinking." "Does methadone work?" "I confess I have no idea." "It's not my department, I'm a surgeon." "If people want to kill themselves..." "You were vehement." "Just to liven up the debate." "I don't give a shit about junkies." "Let them die." "You thought I was serious?" "I knew, yes." "Pascal called to let me know." "Very happy, yes." "Thanks for calling." "See you later." " Where are you?" " Hidden." "Don't move." "I'm going to work." "You can't stay but I'll find a solution." "Drink?" "Thanks, I have one." "Cheers..." " It wasn't too hard?" " Less than for you." "Your son?" "He didn't notice." "Francis was great." "Was I a pig to your husband?" "You were right." "Down with the pigs!" "You're not staying?" "I don't feel very sociable." "I hardly got any sleep." "Me neither." "So I see." "Perk you up." "I have a lesson in 15 minutes." "Can I borrow your car?" "Right now?" "If you stop drinking." "I'm glad Jeanne's out." "You see, he's not all bad." "Would you lend me your chalet?" "Of course." "When?" "Right now." "Not for long. 2 - 3 hours." "Today is not possible." "Look, this is a bit embarrassing but..." "I met someone." "Thank you, I grasped that." "I won't hurt Pascal." "I don't see why." "You're my friend." "You hardly know him." "That's no reason." "You want me to go to a hotel?" "Why not?" "Plenty of people do." "Please..." "It's important." "It's my friend Cˆmcile's." "You'll be safe here." " The car's yours?" " No, it's hers." "I'm going to need one with valid documents." "What do you think?" "It's perfect." "Don't lose it." "Don't worry." " Coffee?" " I'd love one." "I'll know if they're coming and I'll give you good warning." "Aren't we good?" "Cˆmcile must picture us fucking like rabbits." "Did you get me any dope?" "It doesn't matter." " I'll be going." " Stay!" "I'm wasting my time." "Let me go!" "Scared I'll rat on you?" "This a kidnap?" "Could be." "What do you want?" "Nothing." "Just to talk." "I don't want to listen." "Why do you do it?" "Get off my case." "I'll get your dope but tell me why." "Do I ask you why you were in prison?" "No, because you know." "You must." "Everybody knows." "I don't know." "All I know is what you did for me." "I don't want to know any more." "That's for sure." "You have no choice." "You'll find out sooner or later." "Maybe, but if you're a bastard," "I prefer to find out when you're gone." "I'm not a bastard." "I'll explain." "I want you to know." "What will it change?" "Explanations are easy." "It's just words." "Words don't matter." "Only actions count." "What you say and what I think of it won't change a thing." "I'll get you a car." "Quits." "Someone to see you." "A problem?" "What's happened?" "Alain's disappeared." "He can't be very far." "It's 10:15, the evening news headlines," "In Grenoble, police are on the alert," "Despite reinforcements being drafted in daily," "Le Roux is still on the loose, No one knows when he'll strike again but strike he surely will," "The bomb in the city's law courts was timed to limit casualties," "That may not be so next time," "In Brussels, EU foreign ministers," "It's me." "Lost your keys?" "Are you alone?" "Give me the dope." "What dope?" "I'm not stupid." "I know." "Give me it." "Got the morphine?" "That's not the problem." "It is the problem." "My problem." "We said five days." "Five days is like ten years for me." "Don't you understand?" "You'll never understand anything." "If it's to stop now, why didn't you leave me or put me in rehab?" "I don't want to talk about it." "I've no time." "I'll find it, it's my job." "I've none left." "I swear it's true." " And him?" " Who "him"?" " The guy you were with?" " I don't know." "You know." "Tell me." "Does he still have some?" "Look at me when you speak!" "Does he still have some?" "Look at you." "Tell me why you stopped giving me any." "You know who you were with?" "Last night, I didn't know." "As long as he lives, no dope." "They asked me to kill him." "I refused." "I accepted a lot but I won't do that." "I won't do it." "Decided to turn over a new leaf?" "If you want to call it that." "It's hardly costing you." "If you don't do it, your pals will." "What difference?" "He'll get the chance to surrender." "If he wants to, he'll live." " I won't say where he is." " I won't ask." "So why tell me all that?" "You asked why I stopped supplying." "Now you know." "Anyhow, we've located his hideouts." "In 2-3 days, it'll be over." "If he fights, 2 hours later, you get your morphine." "What if he doesn't turn up?" "If he disappears?" "He won't be my problem anymore." "But you get no more dope." "Where are his hideouts?" "Rue de Philippeville, Citˆm Chamois, Rue de la Roche." "Now you know, it's your call." "If you go out, wait 10." "Get out." "Move." "Open the trunk." "Get out." "Don't do anything stupid." "Take your shoes off." "Now, listen up." "I don't want anyone tailing me, my wife or my friends." "Go tell Jaquillat to screw himself." "Got it?" "Don't take it like that." "Accidents happen every day." "You're dead, Manise!" "Avoid Rue de la Roche," "Rue de Philippeville and Citˆm Chamois," "I'll get you a car," "Head for Italy and good luck," "Shit, what are you doing here?" "I got lost." "Forget it, it's OK." "What's with the car?" "It's a friend's." "Very clever." "We were undercover." "It's screwed." "I'm sorry." "You couldn't have known." "Can I go?" "Avoid Place du Barlet, there's trouble." " Is it Le Roux?" " Most likely." " You got him?" " If we had, we'd be at base." "He's at Claire's." "He isn't there." "I'll make her talk." "Please don't." "She knows." "She said he's in Paris." "She's lying." "So what?" "I know." "She knows." "But she still lies to me." "I know all I need to know." "Take me home." "Get down!" " Gun!" " I don't have one." "Jaquillat didn't get it." "If I see another of his goons, I'll open fire without warning." "Same goes for you, OK?" "Don't get smart." "You'll regret it." "Ask her." "He's Claire's boyfriend." "Let him go." "Scram, asshole!" "Take me home." "He was spying on us." "Calm down." "I'm sorry, I can't explain." "It's Agnˆos and her bullshit dealer." "He's blackmailing me, see?" "I see." "Drive!" "Quickly!" "Wait here for me." "He's not here." "There's no one." "I got it all wrong." "Let's go." "I think I love you." "Please." "I can't give you morphine." "Be serious." "I'm deadly serious." "I won't give you any." "Like to bet?" "Get out." "You have five seconds." "Never." "Well?" ""The Guard dies, never surrenders."" "Sicko!" "Help me." "Tell me where he is." "Never." "He's not worth it." "He'd kill you no worries." "You don't care." "You can't find him, that's all." "Don't say that." "I love you." "I don't give a shit." "It's easy to love me." "Just don't let me suffer, that's all I ask." "Can you stop me suffering?" "No." "Well, go then." "Don't touch me." "I'm staying with you." "There's no point." "It's too late now." "I don't need you anymore." "Go." "Can I come in?" "I know where he is." "Calm down." "You're safe." "Tell me." "It's Manise." "Le Roux's hiding in a garage." "On Olympiades, building 4." "Level -2." "I'll meet you there." "How did you get it?" "You're a bastard." "Fuck it." "He came out shooting." "Everybody was firing like crazy." "I think we missed him." "Don't worry." "How do you feel?" "Just fine." "I'll be okay." "Nothing I could do." "I'm sorry." "Want something to pick you up?" " His wife's arrived." " I'm coming." "I should do it." "Don't worry, he gave us the slip." "Do you hate me?" "Do you still love me?" "I'll never let you go without again, I swear." "It's over." "I don't want any more." "Ever again." "I threw it all out." "Don't leave me all alone." "Please." "I still need you." "Subtitles:" "Simon John" "Processed by C.M.C." " Paris" | {
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"NARRATOR:" "A vision that changed our understanding of the universe." "DIANE POWELL:" "The periodic table itself came to Mendeleyev in a dream." "NARRATOR:" "A mysterious voice behind the world's first code of laws." "DAVID WILCOCK:" "The Code of Hammurabi comes from a very advanced point of origin." "NARRATOR:" "And an inspiration that strikes two inventors at the same time." "BOB FRISBEE:" "It has been suggested that maybe it is somehow physically in the air." "NARRATOR:" "Throughout history, many of the world's greatest thinkers have credited their genius to otherworldly sources." "But could there really be an unseen force behind these incredible minds... a force with extraterrestrial origins?" "DAVID CHILDRESS:" "These people are being influenced by higher beings who are guiding humankind." "NARRATOR:" "Millions of people around the world believe we have been visited in the past by extraterrestrial beings." "What if it were true?" "Did ancient aliens really help to shape our history?" "And if so, might they be the inspiring force behind the world's greatest geniuses?" "NARRATOR:" "Tacoma, Washington, 2002." "As he walks out of a karaoke bar, 31-year-old Jason Padgett is brutally mugged by two men, and knocked unconscious." "When he finally wakes up, doctors tell him he's lucky to have escaped the beating with just a bruised kidney and a concussion." "But in the coming days," "Jason starts to see the world in a whole new way." "SCOTT BARRY KAUFMAN:" "Jason Padgett was not a professional mathematician." "He had studied math a little bit when he was younger, like most of us did." "And he never really had a great interest in math." "But after he was beaten, he would see mathematical equations everywhere he looked and he would really find it beautiful." "HEATHER BERLIN:" "He had developed something called synesthesia where he sort of saw the world in these fractal images and then became really interested in that phenomena and then started discovering mathematics." "KAUFMAN:" "He would see the Pythagorean theorem in objects that most of us don't notice or don't ever see those things." "He found them so beautiful that he decided to capture them in some sort of visual representation, and he started drawing all of these things." "NARRATOR:" "Jason becomes the only person in the world with the extraordinary ability to hand-draw complex fractal shapes." "Scientists say that what may have happened is that the traumatic brain injury he suffered randomly re-wired Jason's neural network, bringing out genius-like abilities in some areas." "BERLIN:" "When a person has traumatic brain injury, it's going to be a shock to the brain to the way that it's wired." "KIRSTEN FISHER:" "Presumably in the incidents of a traumatic brain injury, your brain is, uh, repairing itself to a certain extent or sort of compensating for damage by potentially sort of re-routing neural circuits." "NARRATOR:" "Jason Padgett's story, while incredible, is not entirely unique." "In Sioux Falls, South Dakota," "Derek Amato hit his head in a pool, and it transformed him into a talented pianist, even though he'd never played in his life." "In Massachusetts, 35-year-old Jon Sarkin suffered a stroke after surgery and became a world famous artist." "And after epileptic seizures," "Daniel Tammet became a mathematical and linguistic genius, able to see the results of complex calculations and even learn a foreign language in a matter of days." "But if traumatic head injuries can endow a normal person with genius-like abilities, what might that tell us about the nature of genius?" "KAUFMAN:" "Genius is by definition a very rare, rare event." "There are very few geniuses in every generation that have fundamentally changed the way that we operate in this world." "And we'll never get a full, complete understanding of genius just by looking at the brain." "NARRATOR:" "Is it possible that a blow to the head can unlock something in the brain that makes it more receptive to ideas, concepts, and an actual architecture of the universe that is normally reserved for geniuses?" "And if so, might this provide insight into why a handful of great thinkers in every generation... with names like Einstein," "Shakespeare, Da Vinci," "Confucius and Plato... seem to be responsible for so many of the visionary ideas that have formed the fabric of our society for thousands of years?" "Modern science is still grasping for answers, as freak occurrences such as Jason Padgett's contradict the traditional view that brilliance is the result of good genes and hard work." "DIANE POWELL:" "There is an inherited aspect to genius, and, and... and we... we know that from, we can name lots of, um, people who have come from famous families." "Like the Bacon family had a lot of famous scientists, the Darwin family." "So, there are a lot of geniuses where it's inherited." "KAUFMAN:" "All across history, you see some very similar characteristics among the people we tend to call geniuses." "One, geniuses tend to persevere against lots of odds." "Lots of them have had lots of handicaps when they were younger, maybe that even fueled them to want to achieve higher heights of creativity." "But they have this great ability to bounce back and continue persevering along their goals." "NARRATOR:" "The 20th century's quintessential genius" "Albert Einstein is said to have perfectly embodied these characteristics." "His motivation and boundless curiosity were legendary," "but his physical brain also had some extraordinary qualities that may have allowed for a more profound level of thinking." "POWELL:" "Albert Einstein's brain when he died in 1955 was actually kept in formaldehyde for about 50 years and wasn't really deeply analyzed until more recently." "One of the things that they found was that he has a thicker corpus callosum." "And that's the band of fibers that connects the left and the right hemisphere." "NARRATOR:" "Scientists believe the corpus callosum helps different parts of the brain communicate and aids in both creativity and higher thinking." "But are the physical characteristics of the brain the only factor in determining a person's intelligence?" "Ancient astronaut theorists believe there may be an even more profound reason." "DAVID CHILDRESS:" "When we look at the human brain, we wonder if we really have the neurological brain power to... to really be such geniuses and... and think of all of these amazing inventions and... and, in some cases, just" "envision them in... in their totality all at once." "So, some scientists have speculated that what these geniuses are doing is... is tapping into ideas that are coming from outside of them." "GIORGIO TSOUKALOS:" "Do geniuses have an access to another level of consciousness where some of their ideas are being sent to them?" "Or they have the capability of downloading it during their dreams?" "These are the great questions of humankind, of the universe." "WILCOCK:" "Is it possible that there is something much more important going on with consciousness than the physical brain?" "It's a compelling possibility that reveals deeper truths about the nature of what it means to be human and whether, in fact, there is some greater organized effort being made to steer human knowledge towards a desired outcome." "NARRATOR:" "Is it possible that genius comes not entirely from within the brain, but also from some force outside the body?" "Ancient astronaut theorists say yes, and suggest the evidence for this can be found by examining the world's earliest geniuses and what they claimed was the true source of their inspiration." "NARRATOR:" "The Louvre." "Paris, France." "This historic museum houses perhaps the most significant legal text in the ancient world." "This stele features the Babylonian god Shamash talking to King Hammurabi, and below them, carved in cuneiform text, are the laws they gave to their people." "It is called the Code of Hammurabi." "BRIAN J. MCVEIGH:" "Hammurabi, without a doubt, was one of the great geniuses of the ancient world, and of course, he's famous, not just for being the ruler of ancient Babylonia, but for coming up with what is called" "the Code of Hammurabi, which was the first written legal record." "JONATHAN YOUNG:" "It's a primitive document, compared to what we have now, but he had a whole system of order and how taxes were collected and various civil principles and the rather famous punishment an eye for an eye, which has been modified over the years, but" "that he had a system." "NARRATOR:" "The Code of Hammurabi begins with a prologue, in which the king boasts of his great deeds," "but he also writes that the code itself was dictated to him by the Babylonian god Shamash." "YOUNG:" "The great King Hammurabi went into a trance, and God began dictating this incredible document and channeling it through the great King Hammurabi, who was speaking it in a voice very unlike his own, language unlike his own." "It's all coming from God." "And when Hammurabi wakes up from his trance, the scribes read it back to him, and he has no memory of dictating it." "It all came from God, and it is brilliant." "An important part is that Hammurabi did not claim authorship." "He knew this was not of his making, of his intelligence." "WILCOCK:" "The system of law that comes through the Code of Hammurabi is so intrinsic to the basic moral understandings of how to run a society that much of it is still preserved in some form in our modern day legal system." "This suggests that the Code of Hammurabi comes from a very advanced point of origin." "NARRATOR:" "The story behind the Code of Hammurabi is not unique." "In the ancient world, moments of genius, including basic religious beliefs and scientific principles from Greece and Rome to India and China were often said to have been inspired by divine voices." "ROBERT CARGILL:" "Think about it:" "Moses, Abraham, Noah, the prophets, Jesus." "A lot of the laws, the rules, the customs, the traditions that we have are based upon individuals claiming to have been told something by a deity." "And it's not just the Judeo-Christian tradition." "I would argue that in every culture, you've got a lot of laws that are essentially traced back to people claiming to have been told something by a being who's not of this world." "NARRATOR:" "Is it possible that the course of human civilization has been determined not by history's most profound thinkers, but by some external force that was guiding them?" "The ancients were convinced they knew the answer." "In fact, the Latin word "genius" is where the term "genie", or supernatural creature, comes from." "YOUNG:" "In the ancient world, the idea of genius had much more autonomy than our modern view." "The genii, which had a life of its own, a kind of spiritual demon, entered you." "You had a relationship with the genii, and it was really the source of the brilliance." "You were a channel, you were a host, you were involved, but it was not as personal and the ownership wasn't as great." "SABINA MAGLIOCCO:" "The Greeks believed that they were inspired by the muses." "So what caused a musician to come up with a new tune?" "What caused a writer to come up with a new story?" "It was the spirit of a muse that went inside the person and caused that person to become creative and we see that in the word "inspire", in spirit." "When we are inspired, we are filled with spirit." "And we create those things." "NARRATOR:" "In Alexandria," "Egyptians founded what would become the greatest library in the ancient world by erecting a temple to the muses and asking them to fill their library with wisdom." "TSOUKALOS:" "When we say that "I'm looking for my muse,"" "you are looking for the key with which to unlock this kingdom of creativity that resides within each and every living being." "Is it possible, by reaching this altered state of consciousness, to come in contact with beings or with entities that are of those different realms?" "I think that this is possible." "NARRATOR:" "Could it be that the forces of inspiration that the ancients attributed to the gods really did emanate from an otherworldly source, as ancient astronaut theorists suggest?" "CHILDRESS:" "In the ancient world, it was really believed that people were influenced from outside to have special thoughts, to have special inspiration and genius-type ideas, and it was coming from outside of you." "So you have to wonder if these ideas aren't possibly some kind of thoughts that are being projected into your mind, possibly by extraterrestrials." "WILLIAM HENRY:" "Perhaps behind all of this is a belief that people were directly influenced by extraterrestrial beings who gave them immense inspiration or profound knowledge that then they were able to share with others." "NARRATOR:" "Is it possible that the geniuses of the ancient world, and even those among us today, receive their inspiration from otherworldly forces?" "Perhaps further evidence can be found by exploring Hindu teachings that say wisdom can often come to us in our dreams." "NARRATOR:" "Madras, India." "In the first decade of the 20th century," "Srinivasa Ramanujan... a young mathematician with no formal training... repeatedly stuns the academic world with innovative theorems." "Even some of the world's leading mathematicians are confounded by his remarkable formulas." "But just as astounding as Ramanujan's work is the fact that these formulas came to him in dreams." "WILCOCK:" "He claimed that a goddess, a Hindu goddess known as Namagiri transmitted these theorems to him." "These theorems came to be known as modular functions, and still to this day, they are the most advanced form of mathematics that is used by physicists dealing with relativity and quantum mechanics." "NARRATOR:" "How could someone without any background in mathematics see such complicated theorems in dreams?" "Does Ramanujan's story reveal how humanity can access knowledge outside the brain?" "MICHAEL DENNIN:" "So it really raises, I think, the interesting question... as we explore consciousness more from a scientific point of view, and understand it better... what types of connections and communications are occurring on the more cosmic scale?" "So "what other connections exist" "out there?"" "I think is a very interesting question to explore." "POWELL:" "The people who have these inspirations, it's not like they were deriving it." "It comes from the unconscious." "The unconscious is still a great mystery, you know?" "Is it just our unconscious?" "Or is it the collective unconscious?" "NARRATOR:" "Could true genius be the product of a universal mind or collective unconsciousness?" "Ancient Hindus believed such a repository of knowledge actually exists... a universal force that includes every thought, action, emotion or experience that any person ever had or ever will have." "Westerners later named it the Akashic Record." "DEEPAK SHIMKHADA:" "This is a Sanskrit word, it means "sky."" "It's something that can be accessed through your mind, through your brain power, through your spiritual wavelength." "Having access to that information which is there, that is not written, but it... somehow you have to be able to be in tune with that frequency in order to obtain that." "NARRATOR:" "Could it be that the common talent all geniuses possess is actually an ability to access the wisdom of the Akashic Record or universal mind?" "And if so, have other modern geniuses acquired knowledge from an otherworldly realm?" "Einstein received the inspiration for his groundbreaking theory of relativity in a dream." "Friedrich August Kekulé discovered the elusive shape of the benzene molecule during a daydream in which he saw a snake chasing its tail." "And the brilliant Russian chemist Dmitri Mendeleev literally dreamed up the Periodic Table of the Elements." "POWELL:" "He, in this dream, saw exactly where all of the elements lined up." "The periodic table itself came in a dream." "Just fully formed." "After coming out of the dream, he quickly drew them all down." "And it's still the same that we use today." "NARRATOR:" "Is it possible that a universal mind has bestowed genius on certain individuals throughout history?" "And might there be scientific evidence of this phenomenon?" "At the Mind Research Network at the University of New Mexico, neuropsychologist Rex Jung uses a magnetoencephalography... or MEG machine to measure the brainwave activity of a test subject." "Dr. Jung believes this test may show how creative inspiration strikes the brain." "REX JUNG:" "Okay, Andre, you ready to begin?" "We have three tasks that we're going to run with Andre." "The first one is vocabulary, second one is paper folding and the third one is inductive reasoning." "Andre, I want you to clench your jaw now." "NARRATOR:" "As the test subject performs these everyday tasks, the MEG machine measures normal brain activity." "JUNG:" "Andre, now move your eyes back and forth." "NARRATOR:" "But then Jung has the test subject clear his mind." "JUNG:" "Andre, can you close your eyes and relax your brain for a moment, please?" "NARRATOR:" "As the subject relaxes his mind, his brain activity decreases." "But then, suddenly, the MEG machine detects something new:" "alpha waves." "Scientists say these brainwaves indicate the unconscious mind is working behind the scenes," "outside our conscious thoughts." "JUNG:" "The alpha wave have found to be associated with divergent thinking, the manifestation of creative cognition, and it's also associated with relaxing the brain and this is something very important, I think, to the manifestation of genius," "this ability to, uh, think of new and useful ideas that haven't been thought of before." "NARRATOR:" "Could alpha waves have been how Ramanujan," "Einstein and Mendeleev received their flashes of brilliance?" "Or how the ancients could have channeled the gods' wisdom as they developed their civilization?" "If so, where does mainstream science believe these thoughts come from?" "JUNG:" "That is, uh, the million-dollar question." "Uh, it's kind of like, uh, you know, what is consciousness?" "This is kind of a question that really stumps neuroscientists." "NARRATOR:" "Ancient astronaut theorists believe it is possible that what appears to be divine or inspired brilliance that pops unexpectedly into the minds of geniuses could come not from the human mind," "but from an extraterrestrial realm." "WILCOCK:" "Overall, time after time, we're seeing a through line here suggesting that there is a deliberate interface with our minds that is steering the progress of human invention and human innovation according to a predefined script for a desired, targeted outcome." "CHILDRESS:" "So you have to ask yourself, are extraterrestrials somehow using this incredible volume of knowledge of the universal mind and then directing it to certain people at certain times when the time is right and, in a sense, uh, supervising" "the... the education of certain people who are ready to receive this knowledge?" "NARRATOR:" "If the Akashic Record actually exists, could extraterrestrials be using it to transmit knowledge intended to shape our civilization?" "Perhaps the answer can be found by examining breakthroughs in science and technology that are achieved by multiple people in separate locations... simultaneously." "NARRATOR:" "Washington, D.C." "February 14, 1876." "A lawyer representing Alexander Graham Bell hand-delivers a patent application to the U.S. Patent Office for what Bell describes as a "harmonic telegraph"... a device that can transmit vocal sounds." "However, Bell's is actually the second patent filed that same day for what later becomes known as the telephone." "GREG BEIRICH:" "Alexander Graham Bell is generally credited with inventing the telephone." "It's interesting to note that a man named Elisha Gray seems to have invented a similar device right about the same time that Bell did." "Bell's invention involved speaking to one piece of equipment that was not connected to the part that allowed one to hear." "Gray's device involved those two pieces being connected... and in fact, that's the way telephones work today." "NARRATOR:" "How is it that two inventors came up with the same revolutionary idea at the exact same point in history?" "Such a patent had never been filed before anywhere in the world, and yet two are filed on the same day." "Could this be evidence that there really is an Akashic Record, a universal mind that certain people are able to tap into?" "Bell and Gray each charged that the other had stolen his ideas, but there is no dispute that both geniuses had been independently developing the concept of the telephone for years." "This amazing story is not unique." "In fact, independent simultaneous invention happens surprisingly often." "BOB FRISBEE:" "Throughout history, there's been this odd phenomenon of multiple people discovering the same thing at about the same time, even though they are separated and they don't know what the other person is doing." "NARRATOR:" "In 1922, two Columbia University sociologists," "William Ogburn and Dorothy Thomas, published an academic paper entitled," ""Are Inventions Inevitable?"" "Their research found at least 148 instances of simultaneous inventions in which the creators knew little or nothing about their rivals' work." "POWELL:" "You had Wallace and Darwin both independently coming up with evolution." "And you had, um, calculus, um, independently discovered as well." "FRISBEE:" "There's multiple people who discovered oxygen." "There's multiple people who invented the periodic table." "It's a very surprisingly common phenomenon." "NARRATOR:" "Ogburn and Thomas concluded that if the geniuses behind many inventions had died at birth, their discoveries would not have been lost to history." "Others would have made similar discoveries at about the same time." "FRISBEE:" "We often have the expression that an idea that's about to be discovered is in the air." "Some concept, some experiment." "It's just sort of in the air." "Little bits and pieces are floating around and someone just has to bring all of that together to make the new discovery." "Now, it has been suggested that maybe it is somehow physically in the air." "There's some sort of information that the human mind can tap into to make something like this happen." "NARRATOR:" "Is it possible that the collective knowledge of the universe... what some call the Akashic Record... is embedded in the energy that is all around us, and that those we call geniuses are the handful of individuals who have the greatest access to it?" "WILCOCK:" "What's going on here?" "These are complex abstract thoughts." "We are not talking about something that you're just going to come up with at random." "Some would suggest that it's just a collective unconscious, that it's some sort of impersonal mind that we're all sharing that's doing this." "But there is also the interesting idea that there is a deliberate effect being enacted here." "That extraterrestrials are working through us to implant certain ideas and concepts, so that we fit onto a timeline of prescribed human evolution in which certain discoveries happen at certain times." "NARRATOR:" "Could simultaneous inventions be more than coincidence, more than the fact that inventors are working from the same basic technology?" "And if so, are there otherworldly beings pulling the strings using the Akashic Record to reveal information to humanity's geniuses when it fits their timetable?" "CHILDRESS:" "So, it may be that as these academics and inventors are all working on similar problems and inventions, then suddenly, yeah, they all tune in simultaneously to that little bit of knowledge and piece of information that they're all missing" "and they all find it." "And it's all because they're tapping into this universal mind and tuning in at a time when it's just right and we've been taken right to that level and we're ready to pluck that little apple from the tree." "NARRATOR:" "If extraterrestrials really are using the Akashic Record to transmit wisdom that is shaping the course of human civilization, what is their agenda?" "Ancient astronaut theorists believe the answer can be found by exploring one of the most important innovations of the 21st century." "San Francisco." "January 9, 2007." "STEVE JOBS:" "Every once in a while, a revolutionary product comes along that changes everything." "NARRATOR:" "At the annual Macworld Conference," "Apple Computer co-founder Steve Jobs introduces what will quickly become one of the most iconic inventions in modern history." "JOBS:" "What we want to do is make a leap-frog product that is way smarter than any mobile device has ever been" " and super easy to use." " (Crowd cheering)" "And we are calling it... iPhone." "NARRATOR:" "With its sleek design and savvy marketing, the iPhone becomes a sensation, selling 500 million devices over the next seven years." "Along with the iPod, iMac and iPad," "Jobs' genius revolutionizes modern society." "GREGORY BEIRICH:" "The inventions of Steve Jobs changed our lives in significant ways in that it made access to information seem easier, seem more straightforward, seem more doable for people who otherwise might say," ""I don't know how to" work this thing."" "He took complex things, whether it's a computer, a telephone, and made it so ordinary people could figure it out and use it and change their lives." "NARRATOR:" "But like Da Vinci, Tesla and Einstein before him," "Jobs believed the inspiration for his groundbreaking inventions came to him because of something as profoundly simple as meditation." "The Tassajara Zen Mountain Center in California's Los Padres National Forest is the oldest Japanese Buddhist Soto Zen monastery in the United States." "It was here, while deep in meditation, that Jobs thought he received much of the inspiration that transformed the modern world." "BEIRICH:" "Steve Jobs encountered Buddhism in his early adult years and understood that contemplation for him was an important aspect." "Looking back on his life and seeing what he did, certainly turning inward, clearing the mind, a contemplative approach to things had a big impact for him." "NARRATOR:" "Jobs believed Zen meditation allowed him to calm his thoughts so he could tap into a source of inspiration that existed outside his body." "As Jobs described it," ""Your mind just slows down and you see a tremendous expanse in the moment." "You see so much more than you could see before."" "KAUFMAN:" "To me, I think what was really going on there is that he was really good at getting into the flow state of consciousness." "The flow state is an altered state of consciousness." "But it's that state of consciousness to where all time seems to recede into the background." "We seem to feel like we're one with what we're creating." "NARRATOR:" "Is it possible that Steve Jobs' genius not only revolutionized our technology, but also gave humanity a blueprint for how the universal mind works and how we can attain enlightenment through it?" "With the iPhone, did Jobs unconsciously recreate on a smaller level what already exists in the universe... a library of collective knowledge that every user is contributing to?" "And if so, could this technology be teaching us how to access that great repository of cosmic knowledge called the Akashic Record that some scientists are starting to believe may exist all around us?" "WILCOCK:" "Consciousness itself may in fact, be a greater energetic existence that we are simply accessing much like going online." "You don't say that all the knowledge of the Internet is inside your smartphone." "But you access the Internet through your smartphone." "In much the same way, perhaps what we are calling the subconscious mind is actually our connection to a greater energetic domain in which the seeds of philosophy, the seeds of physics, the seeds of mathematics and the true nature of human existence itself" "are hidden away, waiting for those who are bright enough and adept enough to tap into these great cosmic mysteries." "KAUFMAN:" "There's so many psychologists and philosophers, cogno-scientists, neuroscientists, trying to answer the question, "Where do these thoughts exist?"" "Where do these ideas exist?"" "You can look at my brain and have some idea that I'm having thoughts, but you don't know what those thoughts are." "You can't explain the nature or the form of those thoughts." "It's hotly debated to what extent the mind and the brain are the same thing and trying to understand that rich inner stream of consciousness is one of the most exciting questions in the field of philosophy of mind today." "NARRATOR:" "Is it possible that the brain acts as a receptor of cosmic intelligence, which exists outside our physical body?" "And if so, is this so-called universal mind shared with other beings throughout the universe?" "CHILDRESS:" "We have our brains and all of the... the functioning there." "But our mind is... is somewhere else, really." "Somewhere we can't really place." "So if our mind is really part of this universal mind, it seems very possible that we are being bombarded and infused by all kinds of extraterrestrial thoughts and we don't even know it." "NARRATOR:" "But if we all are connected to this universal cache of knowledge and geniuses are simply those who've been allowed a greater glimpse, might extraterrestrials be guiding us towards the day when we will be fully enlightened?" "Ancient astronaut theorists suggest the answer may be revealed by examining a recent trend in human intelligence." "NARRATOR:" "July 20, 1969." "ASTRONAUT:" "Houston, you are go for landing, over." "ASTRONAUT 2:" "Roger." "Understand." "Go for landing, 3,000 feet." "NARRATOR:" "When Apollo 11's lunar lander touches down on the surface of the moon, humanity takes a giant leap forward into a new era." "NEAL ARMSTRONG:" "It's one small step for a man." "One giant leap for mankind." "NARRATOR:" "The genius of men like Werner von Braun and other scientists has propelled humans off planet Earth for the first time in recorded history." "The event marks the high point of a remarkable 150-year-long explosion of technological and scientific genius, the likes of which the world has never seen." "FRISBEE:" "Starting early 1800s with the Industrial Revolution, the last two centuries have been the most extraordinary time in human history." "In technology, we've gone from steam power to electric engines to nuclear power systems." "In science, we've discovered things like electromagnetism, relativity, quantum mechanics." "In our daily lives, something as seemingly small as just the germ theory of Pasteur, antibiotics, anesthesia..." "These are enormous changes in technology, in science, in just medicine, everyday life." "NARRATOR:" "But scientists say what's developing just as fast as our technology is the intellectual capability of the human mind." "Studies reveal an astounding 30-point increase in the average IQ score over the last century." "Some scientists attribute this improvement to better education and nutrition, but others believe it may be due to the evolution of our consciousness and the ability to access our inner genius." "McVEIGH:" "Human cognition is continually evolving, it's always changing." "Now, most of these changes are actually very subtle, very gradual." "However, there have been a few times when there have been major upgrades in human cognition." "But we might make the argument that the Information Revolution of the 20th century are leading to another upgrade in human cognition." "NARRATOR:" "Could this curious increase in IQ be evidence that humanity is being slowly moved toward a new collective intelligence?" "Are we all gradually gaining greater access to the knowledge of the universe?" "If so, might we eventually be able to merge humanity's collective knowledge with this great galactic mind and, at that time, discover that extraterrestrials have been guiding us all along?" "TSOUKALOS:" "Over the past 100 years, we have made strides, uh, leaps and bounds with, you know, advancements in technology and I think that the reason why UFO encounters and reports have increased is because any extraterrestrial society" "would have to be aware if a society reaches a certain level of technology." "HENRY:" "You wonder, "Where's" all this taking us?"" "And the answer seems to be it's taking us to the level of the mind of the gods;" "that we are going to be thinking more like gods and having tremendous godlike ability as a result of tapping into this cosmic consciousness." "WILCOCK:" "These extraterrestrials may very well be giving us the tools that we need to ensure that this evolution proceeds accordingly and help guide us through this mass quantum human evolution." "CHILDRESS:" "It would seem that, as mankind progresses step by step, and through more and more knowledge, much of it gained through the universal mind, that we will then eventually create a civilization that is so highly developed" "that we are ready to meet with the extraterrestrials face to face and interact with them as equals, which is what I believe they want us to do." "NARRATOR:" "What inspires geniuses to great heights of creativity?" "Were the ancients right in thinking that something outside of the brain is responsible for brilliance?" "Can the root of all wisdom be found in the Akashic Record... a universal mind that we are given access to by extraterrestrial beings?" "We may not discover the truth until the world's geniuses propel humanity to true enlightenment." "And perhaps only then will we be ready to reunite with our alien ancestors." | {
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"Previously on Heroes:" "As long as I have breath, anything you love, I will lay to waste." "Jessica wasn't the strong one." "It was you." "Adam was dangerous." "We locked him up, we threw away the key." "Two weeks ago, he escapes, and now he wants revenge." " Who are you?" "What's your name?" " I don't know." " Peter Petrelli?" " From N.Y." " Who's that?" " Someone knew I was coming." " Adam doesn't ring a bell?" " I don't know about any company." "Please tell me who I am." "What the future holds." "I was in Montréal, 2007." "Next thing, I'm here." "All died from the virus?" " You can change history." "You must!" " I can't." " Don't let them take me!" " No!" "Caitlin!" "It is man's ability to remember that sets us apart." "Caitlin!" "We are the only species concerned with the past." "Our memories give us voice." "They bear witness to history so that others might learn." "So they might celebrate our triumphs." "And be warned of our failures." "Adam." "Adam." "I don't know any Adam." "Peter, what the hell was that?" " Do you know me?" " Of course I know you." "Peter, it's me, Adam." "Don't you remember?" "Together we're going to change history." "I'm sorry, I don't..." "So the Haitian's taken liberties with your mind." "The Haitian." "That explains why you fell off the face of the earth." "You can get back your memory." "I know how." " How?" " Healing." "You can do what I can do." "Which means the mind has to repair itself." "How do you suggest I go about doing that?" "Think about what matters most to you." "Do you know what that is?" " His name is Nathan." " Nathan?" "Nathan." "You saved the cheerleader so we could save the world." "You gotta let me go, Nathan!" "You go, I go!" "No!" "I'll be OK." " You can fly, I can't!" " What do you mean?" "It's taking everything in me, all my power not to explode!" "Let me go!" "Peter!" " Sanders!" "Nicole Sanders?" " Here." "Is my husband OK?" "The bullet was less than an inch from his aorta." "The surgery was successful." "He's a lucky man." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Alejandro!" "Alejandro!" "No!" "No." "Maya!" "Help!" "Please help!" " Help." " Bay two is open." "Keep him alive, OK?" "Do whatever it takes, you understand me?" "Officer?" "Officer, we need your help." "Did you have to use the full blast on him?" "He can take it." "He's not a toy, Elle." "He could be." " Where am I?" " Someplace safe." "My brother..." "I was in a hospital." "We have the finest doctors in the world working on him." " But his situation is dire." " So who are you?" "What am I doing here?" "I am an old friend of your parents'." "Yeah, I've seen you before." "And, as I said before, you're safe here." "But your brother, that's a different story." " He almost died." " Because of you, Peter." "Hey, it's not like it was your idea to go nuclear and take out half of New York City." "Oh, you know about that?" "Yes." "As long as your abilities are in control of you, you will always be a hazard to yourself," " to your family..." " The whole world." "Believe me, if I could turn them off, I would." "Don't worry, we've done that for you." " At least for now." " How did you..." "My colleague, here, is able to suppress the abilities in people around him." "I don't understand." "What is this place?" "You are in a facility designed to help people just like you." "Peter, we can help you go back to a normal life." "Thirty years ago, we had to shut down research on a vaccine which could disable your powers." "But, due to recent events, we have reinstated that research." "And I'm very happy to say that we're very close" " to finding a cure for you." " Forever?" "You will never have to worry about hurting anyone you love again." " How long until it's ready?" " Good!" " You're making the right choice." " Good boy." "You have had a terrible accident." "Peter..." "He's missing." "He's missing, Nathan." "The coast guard is searching 100 square miles of the ocean." "But you're lucky to be alive." "No." "Oh, no, no, no." " Dad!" " Oh, big Teddy." " I thought I lost you." " Girl, I told you." "You're never getting rid of me." "Mrs Sanders..." " I'll be right back, OK?" " I'll be here." "Dr Brooks." "Um, I wanted you to know that we don't have insurance." "But I'm sure that we can come up..." "You don't have to worry about that." "It's all been taken care of." "I don't understand." "How?" "Who paid?" "Uh, that'd be me." " Do I know you?" " Call me Bob." "Did you happen to see a morning newspaper?" "What?" "No, why?" "Not a mention of what happened last night on Kirby Plaza." "Or the untimely death of our friend Mr Linderman." " Who the hell are you?" " Someone who wants to help." "Linderman made a mess of things, and I'm here to right the ship." " So to speak." " OK." "You've done that by paying our bills." "No, I meant helping you with your illness." " I know you think Jessica is gone." " How do you know about that?" "We've discovered that when these abilities manifest, the way the mind deals with the new reality sometimes results in a fracture of sorts." " A split personality." " No, I'm finished with Jessica." "How do you know a new personality won't emerge?" "I can get you all the help you need." "The best care in the world." "Uh-huh." "What's the catch?" "The catch is you have to leave your family and enter the programme." "I just went through hell to get my family back together." "I'm not leaving them now." "There is medication you can try at home, but..." " But what?" " It's not without side effects." "And as you just said, you've been through so much for your family." "Do you really wanna risk losing them all again?" " So I just take these pills every day?" " Yep." "It's a little cocktail they cooked up here in the lab." "It controls the abilities." "Dampens them." "Like that guy who was standing in the corner of Bob's office." "The Haitian." "Yeah..." "Sorta." "So let's just call them Haitian pills." " Bye, Peter." " Ow!" "That hurts." "You'll get used to it." "And then you'll start to like it." " Hello?" " Who said that?" "Me." "All right!" "Eleven years old." "Almost the man of the house now." "Mom?" "Did you make a wish, baby?" "Don't tell us, you know it's not gonna come true." "You both know what I wished for, anyways." " Micah, we've been over this." " But I've got it all figured out." "I'd make the car radio pick up the police band." "Go to the crime scene and be heroes." "Or the police could just take care of it." "We could be like The Fantastic Four." "Minus one." "But still." "Micah, I wanna be a hero to you." "And I finally figured out how to do that." "I think I got a job." "A good job." " What?" " Something that's gonna make you proud of me, I promise." "Come on." "I promised I'd take you bowling, right?" "Let's go." " Mom, you coming?" " Your mom's had a long day, Micah." "Go get your jacket." "All I want is to smile at my boy on his birthday, and I can't even do that." "They said it's gonna take a little while for the medication to level out." "I just don't know how much longer I can do this." "I wanna say things'll get better." "But I know how that sounds." "But the truth is, they will." "You know, it's been a month." "You still haven't told me your name." "Please, I just wanna be left alone." "You came to the right place." "I have to warn you, though, it does get a bit old." "Let me guess." "You were living a perfectly ordinary life." "Until one day you discovered you could do incredible things." "I bet it was wonderful at first." "You thought, perhaps, you could save the world." "And then you realised, tragically, that you were dangerous." "I'll let you talk to me after a decade." "Oh, actually, talk to me after three." "If they wanna leave me in here forever, that's fine by me." "You've been through something awful, haven't you?" "I'm sorry." "I'm Peter." "Hello, Peter." "It's nice to meet you." "I'm Adam." "I'm not in the mood today, Elle." "Just a little one?" "I'll up your dose." "I'm fine." "Just a little one." "Oh!" "Not that a fistful of pills everyday isn't fun, but..." "It's been two months and I don't know a thing about you." "I was thinking, maybe, there's more to you than the whole sadistic lightning thing, that's all." "What's your story?" "I liked you better when you just laid there." "So you're not gonna tell me?" "What are you, afraid?" "No." "You just like to be in control." "I get it." "I figured as much." "Sorry I asked." "Won't happen again." "I accidentally set my grandmother's house on fire when I was six." "Caused a blackout in four counties in Ohio when I was eight." "I spent my ninth birthday in a glass room with an IV of lithium in my arm." "I've lived in this building for 16 years." "Ever since the shrinks diagnosed me as a sociopath with paranoid delusions." "But they were just out to get me because I threatened to kill 'em." "I'm 24 years old, and I've never gone on a date." "Never been on a roller coaster." "Never been swimming." "And now you know everything there is to know about me." "I don't have the luxury of being more interesting than that." "Later, alligator." "Word to the wise, friend." "I would keep my distance from that one." "I caved in a desperate moment six years ago, and I'm still paying the price." "Don't worry." "I don't want anything from her except the drugs." "I'm sorry, I keep forgetting." "You still believe them." " What do you mean?" " This cure of theirs." "They've been days away from perfecting it since I got here 30 years ago." " Bob's not trying to fix you, Peter." " No." " They created this facility to help us." " You're not in a facility, Peter." "Look around." "You're in a prison." "You don't believe me?" "Why don't you try getting out?" "Oh, I'm sorry." " Are you all right?" " He said it was all a lie." "What happened to him and to Peter... and the car crash." "I take it he told you he thought he could fly." "And the plot to blow up New York." "That Peter was a bomb." "It must be the pain medication." "You deserve to know this." "I tried to keep it from you and the boys." "What?" "There's a dark secret in the Petrelli family." "It started with their father." "Delusions of grandeur, paranoia." "It lead to his suicide." "But, sadly, that disease has obviously been passed down." "My God." "Now..." "Nathan's a great man." "And his life is gonna be very complicated." "He really deserves his dignity and his... his privacy." "So I hope you understand that this has to be kept secret." "Can I count on you for that, Heidi?" "Hi, what can I do to get you inside a..." "Hi..." "Hi..." "What can I do to get you into a brand new car?" "Hi, what can I do..." "Depends on what you're gonna do to me once you get me inside." "I got a great feeling about your first day." "My butterflies have butterflies." "Nik, I am so proud of you." "I knew that medication would work out." " You were right." " I'm gonna take Micah to school." " OK." " You have a great day at work." "And when I get home, tonight, we're gonna celebrate." "He's gonna know you're not taking the stupid pills." "Go away, Jessica." "I don't need you anymore." "What makes you think this is Jessica?" "Remember me?" "That summer that you ran away to LA and told everyone to call you Gina?" " You're not real." " Oh, you're gonna sell cars?" " I'm going back to LA to go play." " No, I'm in control." "If I can handle Jessica, I can handle you." "Then why aren't you taking your meds?" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Look, I need to see my family." "Just for a day or two." "Yes, I think that would be absolutely possible." " Just not right now." " Why not?" "They don't even know I'm alive." "Look, I could let you go, and you could explode again." "You could blow up half the east coast." "Dose me with some drugs and I'll be back before they wear off." " It's perfectly safe." " I'm sorry, Peter." " You're not ready for that." " So send someone out with me." " Elle, maybe." " Uh, no." "No, no, I'm sorry, Peter." "Um, that's just not gonna happen." "I'm never getting out of here, am I?" "Suddenly the room starts to feel like a cage." "I don't understand." "If they're not gonna help us, why are we here?" " To keep us from being out there." " Why, because we're dangerous?" "No, Peter, it's because we could save the world." "Years ago, I tried to take my abilities public." "I thought that if everyone knew that my blood had curing powers," " I could help." "How naive I was." " That's why they put you in here." "Well, if it were possible to kill me, they would have, I assure you." "Instead, I'm locked up in here." "When I could be curing your brother." "Nathan." "How?" "Just a small amount of my blood could help to heal him." "End his pain." "Even after everything you've put him through." "So how do we get out?" "My daughter is still in there!" "Please!" "Please!" "Hawkins!" "Hawkins, get out of there!" "Please!" "Mommy!" "Mommy!" " Mommy!" " Thank you." " Yeah, good one, D.L." " Good job!" "This is KCEI, Channel Nine News, reporting on a house fire' we've heard, in the Clark County district." "Near tragedy was avoided..." " Dad!" " Hey." "I saw you on TV!" "They keep on playing it over and over!" " You really are a hero." " I guess I am." "Where's your mom?" "I don't think she's gotten home from work yet." "Jessica." "You're not gonna give me a little jolt?" "Why, you want one?" "Like you said, I'm starting to like 'em." "Starting to like you." "Fine, since you asked nicely." "Ah!" "Enough fun for one day?" "Day number five without the meds." "Then I think it's time to try." "Come on, Peter." "You can do it." "It's nice to finally meet you." "You know, for 400 years, you've held up pretty well." "Come on, let's go heal your brother." "Excuse me, chief." "I'm looking for this girl." " She's over there." " Thanks." " Jessica!" " Guess again." " Dude, the chick doesn't know you." " She's my wife." "This is us." "Stay out of this." "Come on, man." " Where am I?" " Let's go." " Where am I?" " We're going home." "How did you find me?" "I told you, you ain't getting rid of me." "I love you, baby." "Not as much as I love you." " Hey!" " Man, let it go." "We're leaving, all right?" "Can I play with it?" "Damon, come on." "Why would you ask him that?" "Don't be so silly." "You're gonna be all right, aren't you, sugar?" "I don't know." "I think I need to get some help." "Anything you want, you just gotta ask." " You know that, don't you?" " Thank you." "I've taken care of everything." "Plane tickets, money." "Now this." "I'm so sorry, Nathan." "How long until it starts working?" "Don't have time to find out." "They're going to assume that you'll come to see your brother." "First place they'll look." " Come on." " Adam, look, look, look!" "Good." "Come on." "Come on." "Incredible." "His skin was starting to heal right there in front of us." "As good as new by the time he wakes up." "Here, passport." "Plane ticket." " Here's the plan." " You disappointed me, Peter." "Just when I thought we were getting to know each other." "There's a warehouse in Montréal." "121 Rue Saint-Jacques." "Meet there." "Ugh!" "Go after him!" "You take me back there, I'm gonna keep escaping." "I'm not taking you back." "You deserve a better fate." " Your mother helped when I was in need." " So now you're helping me?" "You must start a new life, Peter." "I fear this is the only solution." "Your secret is safe with me." "Go with God, my friend." "What?" "!" "There are many ways to define our fragile existence." "Many ways to give it meaning." "But it is our memories that shape its purpose and give it context." "A private assortment of images, fears, loves, regrets." " Thank you." " Yeah." "For it is the cruel irony of life that we are destined to hold the dark with the light, the good with the evil." "Success with disappointment." "This is what separates us, what makes us human." "And, in the end, what we must fight to hold on to." "I remember." "I remember everything." "Good, then." "Shall we save the world?" | {
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"Previously on Shadowhunters..." " Mom." " My sweet girl." " What does this have to do with me?" " Blood." "See, that's why you want Clary and that is why you always will." "Let's discuss the vampire den, shall we?" "Now, because of you, I'm being called in to answer for it." "Find Camille, or die trying." "You're the only one I know who knows her as well as Raphael." "I know her better." "This helps me how?" "If Camille had that snake guarding it, it must be precious to her." "If you can't help him, then you need to go." "Stop." "We need to get Alec out of here, but this isn't helping." "Please don't leave me, Alec." "Jace Wayland!" "You are hereby sentenced to the City of Bones to await trial for the charge of high treason, and aiding Valentine in the war against the Clave." "What is your business here, Shadowhunter?" "I need to see Jace Wayland." "Get me out of here." "Please..." "Pay no heed to their desperation." "They all deserve to be here." "Infractions against the Clave do not go unpunished." "Jace." "You shouldn't have come here." "Take her out." "No." "I'm not going anywhere..." "Unless I know you're gonna be okay." "Is Alec safe?" "Is he all right?" "He's fine." "Jace, I feel terrible." "You're here because of me." "If I hadn't fallen under Dot's spell..." "You're not what put me here, Clary." "I have to pay for my actions." "Not by yourself." "What can I do to help?" "Please, tell me." "I will do anything." "You can stay away from me." "What?" "No matter what happens, never come near me again." "Jace, what are you talking about?" "You're my family." "I am Valentine's weapon." "You think he's just gonna let me go?" "He knows that you..." "You're my weakness." "If I ever get out of here, he'll come after you again." "Let him." "I'm not afraid." "We'll fight him off together." "There is no together for you and me, Clary." "There never can be." "Jace..." " We're done here." " No." "Jace, please, don't do this." "Jace!" "Bye, Clary." "No, Jace!" "No!" "Jace!" "How'd it go with Aldertree?" "Well, the man didn't disappoint." "In his own charming, inimitable way, he informed me that I will indeed be punished, but the form of punishment is yet to be decided." "All for trying to save my life." "Jace may have been the one who pulled me out, but I did feel you there." "And it did make a difference." "So..." "Thank you." "Thank you for not dying on me." "How is Jace?" "He won't be gone long." "Once his hand touches the Soul-Sword, the truth will come out..." "And prove that he's never been on Valentine's side." "Look, um," "I know that with everything that's been going on, I..." "We haven't had a chance to..." "Go on that first date we never had?" "Right, yes." "I know a place in SoHo that has the best lamb kebab this side of Marrakesh." "Or we can Portal to Marrakesh." "You hungry?" "Starving." "Hey, Alec." "Demon briefing in the ops center." "All hands on deck." "My dear Raj..." "You look well." "Rain check?" "Yes, yeah." "Is that okay?" "You go battle your demons." "I'll go battle mine." "Oh, Clary." "I've been looking all over for you." "I heard you went to see Jace." "Is he all right?" "He's locked up in the City of Bones." "How do you think he's doing?" "Look, we're late for this briefing, so can we just..." "Clary, wait." "There's something I have to tell you." "The Clave is reassigning me to Idris." "What?" "Why?" "I'm Valentine's ex-wife." "I hid the Cup for 18 years." "They're..." "Testing my loyalty." "But the Clave has to know that you're not on Valentine's side." "Just tell them you'll prove your loyalty here." "I wish it were up to me." "So it's either I go to Idris, or I run." "And..." "I've done enough running." "But I just got you back." "I know." "That's why I want you to come with me." "Move to Idris?" "I know it's a big change, but I could finally show you where you come from." "And we'd have a fresh start..." "Together." "Demon attack downtown." " One mundane dead." " And we don't have Jace, so..." "You're with us." "Wait." "You want me on your team?" "It's not my first choice, but we're a man down, and everyone else is on patrol." "Gear up." "We got a 10-54." "I don't see a dead body, though." "Nothing to see." "It's a false alarm." "Just some dumbass kids pulling a prank." "All right, you have a good night, huh?" "You, too." "Well, this is one nasty demon." "Punched a hole right through his chest." "With that kind of strength, I doubt it's done yet." "Nothing in the immediate area." "We're taking the body back to the Institute." "I'll run some tests to see what kind of demon we're dealing with." "Clary and I will widen the perimeter." "Hey, Fray!" "We got a demon to hunt." "Come on." "Most important thing." "Don't slow me down." "You slow me down, you get us both killed." "Sounds reasonable." "What's this for?" "Lets you see the demon's heat signature." "Whoa." "First time can be sensory overload." "The trick is to focus." "Try to filter out everything unimportant, hone in on the heat signature." "Yeah, I'm honing." "I'm just not seeing anything." " Patience." " Easy for you to say." "For someone who hasn't been training her whole life, this stuff is impossible." "Impossible just means try again." "Not that you have to worry about all that." "You'll be outta the field soon enough." "You're going to Idris." "Wow, news travels fast." "But I haven't decided yet, so don't get too excited about throwing me a going away party." "Honestly, I think you'll like Idris." "It's amazing." "Yeah?" "I bet that it'd be pretty amazing to get me out of your hair, huh?" "I didn't say that." "You did." "Mr. Santiago..." "Thank you for coming in." "Not like I had much of a choice." "Believe me, I was hoping to resolve our little vampire den dilemma without dragging you in here." "But last night, one of my team raided another one in Ocean Hill." "Fourteen mundanes drained." "Three of them children." "Camille at work." "She's always had a thing for kids." "It has nothing to do with my clan." "Unfortunately, we've reached the limit on kicking the can down the road." "If you want to prove your innocence, deliver Miss Belcourt to the Clave." "You think I haven't been trying?" "I want to believe you, Mr. Santiago, but sadly..." "I'm not sure I do." "Based on your long list of missteps over the past seven decades, it seems you have a hard time controlling your urges." "All unfortunate misunderstandings." "But I told you..." "I had nothing to do with those feedings." "It must've been Camille." " Where is she now?" " I told you, I don't know." "And if I did, I'd go over there and find her myself and stop her." "What a hero you are, Raphael." "What are you doing?" "Something new from the Clave RD department." "To convince our vampire friends to cooperate." "Concentrated UV rays." "Even more intense than sunlight." "Stop!" " Where's Camille?" " I told you." "I don't know." "You can't get away with this." "Torturing Downworlders is a breach of the Accords." "We are aware of our restrictions on torture." "We call this motivation." "Are you kidding?" "Not even a dent?" "Hey, Mom." "What's up?" "Dinner tomorrow." "Eight o'clock." "Don't disappoint me." "You sound just like Grandma, except with more guilt." "If that's even possible." "Your sister is coming home for the weekend, and I think it would be a good time for us to all get together." "What do you feel like?" "Ribs or burgers?" "I'm actually kind of on a liquid diet now." "What?" "One of those cleanses?" "That's why you look so anemic." "Come on." "When was the last time we had a nice family dinner?" "Look, Mom, I..." "I really want to come, it's just..." "My manager has me on this really tight deadline and I have to find female singer for one of our gigs." "I am sure Raphael will understand." "Yeah, well, you don't know him like I do." "But I know what family means to you." "Yeah, you're right." "I'll be there." "Clary..." "I know you said to stay away, but..." "Sorry, I can't." "I can't be away from you." "Why can't you understand?" "You being near me and reminding me every second of every day" " what I want, but I can't have." " We'll figure it out." "Don't be afraid." "No." "Be afraid." "Clary!" "Jace?" "Are you okay?" "Hodge?" "Try not to sleep." "The Silent Brothers use mind control to haunt you with nightmares of those you've hurt the most." "You must never sleep." "You were right to take my hand, Jace." "I never should have given the Cup to Valentine." "Maybe someday you'll forgive me." "I don't believe in forgiveness, Hodge." "I just stand by my actions, good or bad, and I accept the consequences." "Unmerciful to the bone." "That's what's always made you the best." "But this place..." "It'll bleed every ounce of defiance out of you." "I'm nothing like you." "They want me to bend, they can die trying." "Wait until your trial." "After what they do to you..." "You will be like me." "Alec..." "What happened?" "Who are you?" "It's okay." "We're here to help." "It's a classic possession hangover." "Once the demon leaves the body, they have no memory of what they did." " Is this blood?" " Just try to keep calm." "Hey, don't look at your hand, okay?" " Just look at me." " I don't understand." "What's going on?" "I know nothing makes sense right now." "But I'm going to help you." "I promise." "Okay?" "As if you haven't been through enough, now the Clave wants to rip your family apart?" " I'm talking to Aldertree." " It's not his call." "The transfer orders came from the Council." "Then I'm going with you." "Absolutely not." "For 18 years, you've put Clary and me first." "This is my cross to bear." "That's not how this works." "When Valentine took you," "I promised myself it was the last time I'd ever be without you." "But you hate Idris." "And what about your life here?" "Your work." "The pack..." "It'll be hard to leave behind." "But I'm a stubborn man..." "And I know what I want." "Coming!" "Oh, Raphael." "I didn't know where else to go." "Oh, my poor boy." "Everything's gonna be all right." "I'm going to take care of you." "Come in." "Take him down to the morgue." "And call as soon as you identify what kind of demon we're looking for." "Until Victor comes back from the trial, I'm running point on this one." "Lydia..." "Have you heard anything about Jace?" "I know you're worried, but I'm still waiting, just like you." "Except I'm the one who put him there." "If I didn't make that deal with Aldertree..." "Jace would've been torn apart by wolves, and Alec would be dead." "You did what you had to do." "Wow, that guy's heart is obliterated." "And I thought I was having a rough weekend." "Show some respect for the dead." "I'm just saying, I've been in his shoes before." "Except my demon's name was Kathy." "You know, you might want to cut back on the smartass after getting manhandled by a warlock." "Let me know if you find anything." "Wow, who died and made her queen?" "You keep shooting your mouth off, you're gonna end up like that corpse." "Aldertree knows how I took you in." "How you're like a son to me." " That's why he did this." " He was looking for Camille." "And punishing me at the same time." "So, can you help me deliver Camille to the Clave?" " Raphael..." " I know it's a lot to ask." "Which is why I haven't until now." "Aldertree gave me 12 hours to deliver her, or he'll burn me alive along with my entire clan." "Magnus, you there?" "It's me." "Okay, time to put your money where your mouth is about helping me find Camille, 'cause Raph..." "Man, you are everywhere!" "Aldertree did this to me because of you." "Yeah, well, you look like crap." "Bring it on, Scarface!" "Hey, hey, hey, boys." "Relax." "Let's talk this out like civil Downworlders." "Anyone for a martini?" "I'm having a double." "You threatened my mother." "And if you'd even lifted half a finger to find Camille..." "Lifted half a finger?" "I Portaled to freakin' India and had to face off with a cobra!" "And all I got was this stupid box of hers!" "This stupid box is sacred." "You know why?" "It contains Camille's grave dirt." "Grave dirt?" "I thought maybe diamonds, or that gold ring she stole from Cleopatra's tomb." "So we're excited about a box of dirt." "Anyone wanna clue me in?" "If you have a vampire's grave dirt, you can use it to summon them." "Great." "Except, not that it means anything, but that thing's harder to open than the Lost Ark." "Ouch!" "What the hell?" "To open the box, you need Camille's blood." "And since she's your sire..." "Okay." "Now what?" " Oh, my God, Welkie!" " What happened?" "Classic possession hangover." "Hole punched right through his chest." "Just like our mundane in the morgue." "The demon's in the Institute." "Activate emergency surveillance." "Victor's unreachable." "I've ordered the Institute be put on quarantine until we kill this thing." "But I don't get it." "How did the demon get past the wards?" "Same way it got in without setting off this." "It must have some advanced cloaking ability." "It hid in that dead body and let us do the rest." "I didn't know demons could do that." "Until now, they couldn't." "This new form of possession, cloaking ability, targeting the Institute, it's..." "Valentine." "His experiments." "My mom told me how he was determined to create a super-being that could defeat the Clave." "It's what he tried to do with Jace." "Both victims had damage to the prefrontal cortex." "The demon must be feeding on negative emotions." "Anger, hate, rage." "Causing the host to violently act on those urges." "So we continue to scan for venom and heat signatures." "Try to narrow down the host before it strikes again." "Alec, you check the living quarters." "You two take the utility tunnels." "I'll stay with you." "Day just keeps getting better." "Demon ichor." "It must've come through here after the kill upstairs." "So Idris, huh?" "I thought you were a New York City girl, tried-and-true." "Wow, does the Institute have, like, a Twitter feed?" "You live in this place long enough, you know everything." "Actually, I'm still trying to figure it all out." "Is there a rune for letting you be in two places at once?" "I wish." "My mom really wants me to go with her." "And we went through so much to get her back, but I just..." "I don't know." "At least you have a mom who wants to be with you." "Who thinks you're smart and wonderful..." "Yeah, who erased my memories and lied to me about having a brother." "I'm not saying she hasn't done some pretty screwed up things." "But all moms do." "So maybe you should be glad you have one who wants to try and make things right." "Wait." " You think I should go?" " Of course not." "No one in Idris is gonna teach you how to fight in five-inch heels." "Come on." "We've got a demon to hunt." "If you're trying to make up for your incompetence, don't bother." "I'm not in a making-up mood." "Wow." "No wonder Alec ditched you for a warlock." "You want a piece of this?" "Come get it!" "Lydia!" "You're okay." "You stand before the sword, accused of treason against the Clave, as well as the murder of two Downworlders." "Be thee innocent or guilty, may the truth free thy soul." "Have you anything to say before we start?" "Facilis descensus Averno." ""The descent into Hell is easy."" "I'm glad you believe in our sacred Clave motto." "Alec and I use it to remind each other we can't be broken." "Cold feet?" "Listen, I get this can't be easy, considering you and Camille used to, you know..." "But... if you're feeling guilty about handing her over to the Clave," "I can show you phone shots of the den she created, 'cause it's..." "It's messed up." "Plus, she..." "She killed me, too." "So there's that." "I admit she's gotten more reckless over the last 200 years." "And I can't defend anything she's done... but she isn't pure evil." "Not to doubt your word, but I need proof of concept on that one." "Not too many people know this, but... when I was living in London, in the early 1870s," "I was in a bad place." "No matter how hard I tried..." "I couldn't see my way out." "Then on one particular stormy night..." "I got as far as the ledge of Blackfriars Bridge." "And if..." "If it wasn't for Camille..." "I wouldn't be here right now." "She was the only one who cared enough to stop me." "She saved me." "Wow." "I always thought you were like the Energizer Bunny of warlocks." "Most of the time I am." "But in my moments of weakness, I have my rock just as you have yours." "Clary." "So now you see why it's not so simple." "You caught me... being a helicopter mom, making sure there are no monsters under your bed." "Well, given what that demon just did to Lydia, I don't blame you." " I just saw her in the infirmary." " How is she?" "She's hurt pretty badly, but she's gonna pull through." "It's nice to hear something positive." "Yeah." "Mom." "About Idris..." "There is a part of me that wants to come with you... but..." "I have to learn to stand on my own." "And there are people here that I can't leave." "Did you kill the werewolf Gretel Monroe?" "No." "But you captured her for your father, Valentine Morgenstern, after being encouraged by your spellbound sister." "I accept full responsibility for my actions." "You have a great love for your sister, don't you?" "Leave Clary out of this." "Yes or no?" "Yes." "In fact, to my understanding, you two were involved in a romantic relationship prior to the discovery that you were siblings." "Is that true?" "Yes." "What about now?" "Do you love her the way a brother loves his sister?" "I've tried to fight it, but..." "A simple yes or no." "Do you love Clary the way a brother loves his sister?" "No." "It's more than that." "I see." "Do you love your father?" "I love the dream of the father I wished he'd be." "The kind of father who wouldn't kill a young boy's falcon?" "Yes." "I know more than you think about you and dear dad." "To love is to destroy." "Quite a harsh lesson for a six-year-old boy." "Do you agree with that sentiment?" "Yes." "Do you feel your father's goal to kill all Downworlders is just?" "Yes and no." "Which one is it?" "Both." "My father's world view may be misguided, but I've seen the vampire dens that are thriving because of the Clave's lack of action." "Your lack of action." "Final question." "Can you pledge your unconditional loyalty to the Clave?" "Facilis descensus Averno." "I asked you a question." "Can you pledge your unconditional loyalty to the Clave?" "I..." "Answer!" "No!" "No, I can't." "Based on your testimony..." "I will recommend to the Clave a punishment of life imprisonment." "May the Angel have mercy on you." "Thank you, Brother Jeremiah." "There will be no martyrs here." "Hey, no pressure, just I promised my mom I'd be home for dinner at 8:00, so if you could..." "I can wait." "It's..." "It's fine." "So, ready to do this?" "Almost." "I need you two to go to this address." "My friend Catarina has some ingredients" "I need for extra fortification." "I thought the trap for Camille was finished." "Yeah, I figured you'd have something to hold to Hannibal Lecter and a few of his friends." "Don't underestimate Camille's strength." "Off to Catarina." "My dearest Camille." "What the hell?" "It's only me." "Magnus." "I'm so sorry." "Magnus, let me out of here!" "Simon, where are you?" "I've tried you back four times." "As soon as you get this, please call me." "Alec." "Alec?" "What did I do?" "Oh, my God." "Clary, I..." "I have a demon to kill." "Don't tell me you're doing you're the Clave's bidding because of your silly infatuation with that boy toy Shadowhunter." "Leave Alec out of this." "This is between you and me." "The same you and me who crashed Queen Victoria's coronation glamoured as the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge?" "Believe me, this wasn't an easy decision." "But you crossed the line." "I won't let Raphael suffer for your bad deeds." "So this is about one little insubordinate vamp?" "You've sired hundreds of vampires." "Your children." "But as a warlock, I can have none." "The Downworlders I take under my wing, they are my children." "My family." "I'm sorry, Camille." "I'll do whatever it takes to protect him." "The fear of loneliness... has always been your Achilles' heel." "Don't." "You don't do well losing those you love... do you?" "I'm the only one you can count on to be here for you forever." "You know that." "That's why you love me... and you always will." "Choose... me." "Enjoy Idris." "I hear the weather's a delight." "How could you?" "I thought you loved me." "Don't do this!" "Hey, Clary, my phone ran outta juice and your last message got cut off." "Sorry." "I've been tied up." "Please tell me you haven't already left for Idris." "I'm on my way to the Institute right now." "I'll see you soon..." "I hope." "_" "_" "Hodge, do you hear that?" "I was hoping it was another nightmare." "Please." "Help us." "What's happening?" "Grab his hand!" "The lock release on our cells can only be activated if he's alive." "He's gone." "An unfortunate loss, but he gave me no choice." "He wouldn't let it out of his hands." "Hello, Jonathan." "You see what these people do to you when I'm not around to protect you?" "No, I'm here 'cause you made a son with demon blood." "Still so little appreciation after all I've done for you." "You think it was easy, breaking in here to rescue you?" "It took effort." "I set up a demon attack on the Institute as a diversion." "You did what?" "No, you're not here for me." "You're here for the Soul-Sword." "Son, you have two options." "Life in prison at the hands of the Clave, or you can come and fight with me... and have purpose." "I guess jumping off the boat wasn't clear enough." "Then we'll do it the hard way." "Take him." "Thank you for your assistance." "Hodge!" "Thank you, Dorothea." "At least someone here understands the meaning of the word loyalty." "Go ahead." "Kill me like you killed my falcon." "Prove what kind of father you really are." "What are you waiting for?" "Do it." "Take my son." "Kill the other one." "Jace!" "Get the sword!" "Please, let me do this." "You don't have to put yourself in danger." "Not now." "Izzy, we need your help!" "Jocelyn's..." "Dead because of you." " It's inside her." " It's still Izzy." "Be careful where you aim." "Izzy, please stop!" "Izzy..." "Always the favorite child." "I'm done living in your shadow." "Izzy, if you're in there, please listen to me." "Nice try." "Go back to Hell where you belong." "Izzy..." "Izzy, are you all right?" "Izzy!" "Izzy..." "Please." "Please be okay, Izzy." "What happened?" "Hey." | {
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"Chester's Mill is a place like any other." "At least it used to be until we were cut off from the rest of the world by a mysterious dome." "Invisible, indestructible, and completely inescapable." "We're trapped." "We don't know where it came from or why it's here, but now that we're all trapped under the dome together, none of our secrets are safe." "Dale Barbara stands accused of the attempted murder of Julia Shumway." "And for the murders of Maxine and Agatha Seagrave." "I am not turning our town into a police state just because you say so." "It's not me, Linda, it's the people." "Sir, the ranking official is a James Rennie." "One drone caught surveillance of this Rennie murdering the town reverend at the bridge roadblock." "That dome can't come down." "Not now." "You're a sick bastard." "Everyone's gonna smile when you die." "Why'd he do it?" "Barbie won't get away with it." "To the charges brought against you, how do you plead?" "Not guilty." "It's the pink stars." "What does it mean?" "The egg." "We think it's the source that powers the whole dome." "Do you trust your dad?" "Of course I do." "You didn't always." "We all saw the same vision at the dome, Junior." "Big Jim has to die." "When the butterfly hatches..." "The monarch will be crowned." "Hey, bud." "We've been waiting on you." "It's really happening." "What's happening?" "Move away." "Linda..." "Back away!" "How long have you guys known about this?" "What about you?" "Just a couple days, but, Linda, don't do anything rash." "The kids-- they, they think the egg is the source." "Source of what?" "The dome." "It's the generator of the dome." "We can sort of talk to it." "It told us "the monarch will be crowned."" "What is that supposed to mean?" "We don't know yet." "But that's a monarch butterfly." "We think it's got to be important, so we have to get it out of there before it hurts itself." "Or worse." "I know how it all sounds." "But I believe them." "Not guilty?" "What, are you insane?" "You think this is some sort of game?" "You're the one rolling the dice here 'cause Julia's still out there somewhere." "And she knows the truth." "I already told people the truth." "You killed Max, her mother, and her bodyguard." "Nobody can change that now." "We'll see." "You entered your plea." "Now you get your justice." "Tell me!" "Why do you want me to kill my father?" "Hey, take it easy, Julia." "I appreciate everything that you've done, but I can't hide out down here." "You are not safe out in the open." "I'm the only one who can exonerate Barbie." "Which is exactly why Big Jim will have you killed long before you can tell anyone." "Then I'll die trying." "Angie, please." "You don't have to come with me, but you can't stand in my way." "You don't know anything about this." "I mean, it could be radioactive." "The big dome isn't." "Well, this doesn't belong to you." "As of now, this is police property." "What the hell?" "You didn't think" "I was just gonna roll over, did you?" "Make this easy for you?" "No, nothing with you is easy." "I know you're just gonna screw me in the end." "You don't know any other way." "But at least I can take you down with me." "I don't think you understand what's happening here." "I could end this right now with a bullet in your head." "Oh, yeah." "You can." "But you won't." "You won't because there's no audience here." "The butterfly hits the dome." "And makes some kind of spot." "Oh, my God." "We've got to do something." "Guys?" "Is it just me or is it getting crazy dark outside?" "Listen, Jim." "This isn't just about killing me." "This is about making sure this entire town knows that you are judge, jury and executioner." "What the hell?" "What are you trying to tell me?" "!" "This is seriously weirding me out." "It's the middle of the day, but it looks like it's midnight out there." "There's no moon." "No stars." "It's dying, Norrie." "See?" "The dome's trying to talk to us." "Maybe it's some kind of warning." "The dome's telling us we have to get the butterfly out of there before it dies." "But we need the others." "All right, I've heard enough." "All available units?" "Don't do this." "All available units to Ben Drake's house." "Listen to them." "Please." "I found another dome." "And some sort of... egg." "We're in trouble." "Linda?" "It-It's the dome." "It's all black." "I know, Junior." "Just get your ass over here." "All right, I'm impounding this... thing until we see what happens." "Linda, you found it?" "Jim, you need to see this." "10-4." "I'm on my way, too." " Make it stop!" " We don't know how." "Yeah, we-we kind of do." "Remember?" "Oh, yeah." "That time we touched it." "No, I told you." "This is police property now." "If anybody's gonna touch it, it's gonna be me." "We have to get to that egg." "And we will." "After we help Barbie." "No, it can't wait, Julia." "If Linda takes the mini-dome, and it ends up in the wrong hands..." "Barbie needs my help." "Our help." "This might be our only shot to save his life." "Are you with me?" "She'll be fine." "It was the only way." "So, now what?" "What did you guys do?" "She touched the dome." "She got zapped." "Like Dodee." "The monarch is dying, Junior." "We need Angie." "Screw Angie." "What?" "She ran off with Julia." "Julia was under police protection." "My protection." "She did what she had to do." "By helping Barbie?" "He shot Julia." "No, I saw him save her life." "Things are happening, Junior." "Things bigger than us." "It's not always about you." "Guys!" "It's Big Jim." "He's almost here." "Mom, you have to get out of here." "You, too, Ben." "This is on us." "All three of us." "Right, Junior?" "Or do you want your dad to lock that thing away before it can give us any answers?" "Let's go." "I guess everyone is out dealing with the blackout." "Permanent darkness has its bright side." "Okay, the cells are down there." "I'll get the keys." "My God, how are you even standing?" "I don't know." "But something out there really wanted me back on my feet." "All right, that's enough, lovebirds." "It's go time." "Linda!" "Linda!" "Jim..." "Linda!" "Are you okay?" "What happened?" "Where is it?" "I don't know." "But the egg... they think it's the generator." "That it might be able to bring the whole dome down." "Jim, we have to find it." "This could be our best shot of getting out of here." "Now all we have to do is get Angie." "We don't even know where she is." "I know how to find her." "You do?" "She has a police radio." "She stole one." "We could send her a message." "For the entire force to hear?" "What can we even say?" "Oh, hell, no." "Don't." "No handcuff keys." "Forget about it, let's get out of here." "You lose something?" "Hold onto those for me, will you?" "Angie." "Angie McAlister!" "Angie, if you can hear me, look... we're on the move... with the mini-dome." "Remember where we went to hide when we broke Mom's old mirror?" "Meet us there." "This is never gonna work." "Trust me, Angie would never forget about the time we hid in the cement factory." "No, I mean that thing in there is probably already dead." "Joe!" "Thank God." " Don't take another step." " Junior, stop!" "No!" "This guy's a psychopath!" "James, I don't know what your father told you, but Barbie didn't shoot me." "A woman named Maxine did." "Maxine." "My dad's friend?" "Hey." "Is that supposed to do that?" "We have no idea where Joe and Angie are meeting." "There's only so many places to hide." "We'll start with the McAlisters' old barn." "Linda, you there?" "I'm sorry." "Phil, are you all right?" "Yeah, but Barbie got away." "What?" "He's with Julia." "She helped him escape." "Phil, stay put." "I'm on my way." "We ready?" "On three." "One..." "Two..." "Three." "Whoa." "It opened up." "Oh, God." "We're too late." "It's dead." "No..." "Look!" "Okay, is somebody gonna tell me what the hell's going on here?" "I knew it." "You're the monarch." "Andrea..." "Andrea, what-what-what..." "what's going on?" "Everyone's getting right with the Lord before the end times." "Hey, listen, I know people are scared, but this is a, this is a crisis, not the damn apocalypse." ""And I beheld the sixth seal," ""and lo, the sun became black as sackcloth."" "Andrea, listen..." "It's all happening just like Revelations said it would." "Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses..." "Please, God." "Forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us." "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." "Thank you, everybody, for coming." "I know there's been a bit of a hole in our spiritual community sine the passing of Reverend Coggins, but I'm here to tell you the Good Lord has not forgotten about Chester's Mill." "How can you say that?" "We used to be trapped, but at least I could still grow my crops." "Without sunlight, we all starve." "If we don't freeze to death first." "What if the temperature starts dropping?" "My family is already out of propane." "Listen," "I give you my word: nothing like that's gonna happen." "How do you know that?" "I don't." "But I have faith." "I have faith in us." "I have faith in God." "I have faith that he would never ask more of us than we can handle." "The Good Book says," ""Light is sown for the righteous."" "Well, there's been too much evil and too much lawlessness since that dome came down." " Yep." " Yeah." "That's about to change." "And when it does... you trust me." "Chester's Mill will have its new dawn." "No way." "I refuse to believe he's the monarch." "But this has to be the way the dome picks a new leader." "What, by using insects?" "Uh-oh." "What now?" "The egg." "It's doing something." "Is it gonna hatch?" "Looks more like it's gonna explode." "What is this?" "What do we do?" "We get the hell away from that thing!" "He's right, let's go!" " Wait." " No, Julia, the whole place is about to come down on us." "Let's go!" "Julia, don't touch it!" "It's dangerous!" "W..." "Why did the shaking stop?" "She's your monarch." "Councilman Rennie." "Oh, thanks for coming, Phil." "Listen, I need you to put together a work detail." "Find as many carpenters as you can." "What is it?" "It's an idea that came to me at church." "My great-grandfather built the last one that was in Chester's Mill." "Are you serious?" "This town is on the brink of chaos, son." "If we want to maintain the peace, we need to show everyone exactly how serious we are about law and order." "All right." "For Dodee." "Yes." "For Dodee." "Jim, you there?" "Yeah, go ahead, Linda." "I'm at Joe's, but there's nothing here." "You're sure?" "Any clues to where they may have gone?" "Not really." "Looks like they were using this barn as some weird art project." "What the hell does "the pink stars are falling in lines" mean?" "What did you say?" ""The pink stars are falling in lines."" "Why?" "That mean something to you?" "Not for a long time." "Meet me at my house, Linda." "So, if Julia's in charge now, then... what are we supposed to do next?" "I..." "I don't know." "Exactly." "She's not the monarch." "There's no such thing." "We have to take that egg to the real authorities." "Like Big Jim?" "No." "We are not taking anything to that monster." "Don't talk like that." "That's the truth, Junior." "I watched your father shoot Maxine in the head." "She was bound and unarmed." " He executed her." " Bull." "My dad?" "Hurt a woman?" "Probably one of the many reasons that the dome told us to assassinate Big Jim." "No, I'm-I'm done listening to you all run down my dad." "He's the only thing keeping this town together." "James, calm..." "Shut up!" "All you do is lie!" "Junior..." "She told me in these same tunnels." "The only reason Julia's even in Chester's Mill is 'cause she got fired from her last job for lying." "Just like she's lying about my dad right now." "Hand it over, Julia." "Run!" "Angie, stop!" "Angie!" "Oh!" "Go!" "Barbie!" "Go!" "Get up." "Get up!" "You're done." "You're done!" "Jim, can you just tell me what's going on?" "You wouldn't believe me, that's why I have to show you." "Show me what?" "My wife, Pauline, before she passed, she was paranoid, unstable, ranting about all kinds of crazy things." "In her last months, she kept saying one thing over and over, like a mantra:" ""The pink stars are falling."" "Are you sure?" "Maybe it's a coincidence." "Oh, thank God." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "How about the others?" "Junior got Barbie." "What are we gonna do now?" "Okay, something this powerful has got to be what's generating the big dome." "If we destroy the egg, maybe it'll go away." "Or maybe it'll start another earthquake." "Why don't we just try asking it?" "What do I say?" "Whatever feels right." "Please... just tell us what to do." "Great." "Can we try blowing it up now?" "Holy..." "Mom?" "So, she knew all this was gonna happen." "How is that possible?" "I don't know." "But the whole time we kept thinking she was sick... maybe she was trying to warn us." "I don't know why I didn't see it." "Maybe I could have done more for her." "Jim, you need to stay strong... for us." "I mean, if your wife saw the dome coming, that means your family's important." "It means you're important." "Linda, it's Junior." "Where the hell have you been?" "I've got Barbie in custody." "I'm bringing him in." "Mom..." "Sweetheart..." "I don't think that's your mother." "Forgive us, we're still learning to speak with you." "We've taken on a familiar appearance to help bridge the divide." "What divide?" "What the hell are you?" "I think," "I think it's whoever sent the dome to Chester's Mill." "Why?" "Why are you punishing us?" "The dome wasn't sent to punish you." "It was sent to protect you." "Protect us from what?" "You'll see... in time." "How can we see anything now that you've blacked out the dome?" "If you want the darkness to abate, you must earn the light." "How?" "By protecting the egg." "And if we fail, it's the end, isn't it?" "For all of us." "So how do we protect it?" "Who are we protecting it from?" "Oh, no." "I promise you, Junior, you're on the wrong side of things here." "Shut up." "Welcome back." "This egg-- tell me where they took it." "It's the key to all this, isn't it?" "Making the darkness go away?" "Controlling the dome?" "You want to know a secret?" "You may think that you're some kind of god to these people." "But I think we both know what you really are." "What's that, a... criminal?" "Worse." "A politician." "Okay, we're clear." "Go to the back room." "Stay away from the windows." "Were those gallows going up next to Town Hall?" "This day just keeps getting awesomer." "What do we do about the egg?" "We need to hide it someplace safe." "We're all stuck in the same Podunk town." "There's nowhere to stash anything." "This is Big Jim Rennie with a message for Julia Shumway." "We know you have a dangerous weapon in your possession." "Bring it to us now, and we'll discuss a reduced sentence for your accomplice, Dale Barbara." "But fail to comply within the hour... and Barbie pays the ultimate price for his crime." "Dad." "Junior." "Hey, good work with Barbie." "He and his crew..." "They want to assassinate you." "What are you talking about?" "They say that you're dangerous, that you murdered people." "Do you believe it?" "Should I?" "You know, son, before today, I-I... never put much stock in miracles." "I went to see your mom's old studio this afternoon." "Haven't set foot in there since the day she passed." "You saw them?" "The paintings?" "That this dome-- it wasn't some accident." "It was destiny." "Our destiny." "I don't understand." "There's nothing a good man won't do for the people he loves." "That's what your mom used to say all the time, right?" "You want the truth?" "I have taken lives." "But none that didn't absolutely need to be taken... for the good of this town." "Then why didn't you tell me?" "Because I thought I needed to protect you from all this." "But I realize now that was a mistake." "You and I... are in this together." "The Rennies." "We were chosen." "Your mother knew it, and she was trying with all her heart to tell us." "Those pink stars she painted are a message, son." "And they're shining down on you." "You and I need to do what nobody else in Chester's Mill can." "We need to make the hard decisions, act on 'em, and lead." "And from here on out no more secrets between us." "We have to help him." "Barbie saved my life." "But we can't just give Big Jim the egg." "My mom, or... that woman said it would be the end for all of us if we didn't protect that thing." "What does that even mean?" "It means our whole town is as good as dead if we let this fall into the wrong hands." "Doesn't get more wrong than Big Jim." "Dome told us as much." "How do we protect Chester's Mill and save Barbie?" "We can't." "So, what the hell do we do?" "We don't do anything." "If I'm really the monarch, this has to be my decision." "You three have done enough." "I want you to go get somewhere safe." "What are you gonna do?" "I know you're scared." "I'm scared, too." "From the very first day this dome appeared, elements from outside our fair town have attempted to sow the seeds of fear and hatred in an effort to divide us." "Well, no more." "Today, Chester's Mill sentences Dale Barbara to death." "Friends, clearly the Good Lord has looked upon our work here today with favor." "Let us thank him for this blessing." "Dad, what's happening?" "Now, son." "Do it now!" "Now, Junior!" "Do it now!" | {
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"What I'm gonna do to ride a lighthorse?" "You're gonna be 18... fit... capable of somersaulting bareback..." "Nothing too much" "Hey, Dave, get off there" "In Arabic: (Its time for prayer)" "19 April 1917" "So the British thought they could take Gaza with tanks" "They thought they could terrify us" "Welcome to Palestine, Captain Reichert" "Thank you, Sir" "The High Command has sent you to congratulate me on my earlier victory in Gaza" "News of your triumph arrived after my departure, but I'm sure they would wish me to do so" "Of course, but all congratulations are due to the British General" "Archbald Murray" "For he had captured the town but he's such a dumb heard" "He didn't know and withdrew his troops" "There's a little joy in the defeat of the unaware opponent" "Cavalry, Sir" "They're not cavalry, Captain" "They're Australian Lighthorse Mounted Infantry... you can tell them by the plumes in their hats" "They're formidable soldiers but the English just don't know how to use them" "Wait until the lighthorses dismounted then we open fire" "On the men or the horses, Sir?" "Right on the men" "Yon don't understand, do you?" "You've so much to learn about war in the desert, both you and General Murray" "Halt, dismounted..." "We're fighting in a desert... warfare falls purely in one inescapable rule" "Men and horses must drink" "Each time Gaza is attacked we held out for one or two days the most" "And the British are defeated by the desert" "Charlie..." "General Chauvel sends his compliments to General Sir Archibald Murray as usual..." "Yes, Sir" "We're running our of time we're running out of water and I'm running out of patience in which my capacity to obey orders" "I can't believe in" "Let me see it..." "Leave it with me, Charlie" "Halt..." "Shall we rest the horse?" "No, we keep going..." "There're only 50 miles to artillery" "Orders didn't say we should go in rush" "Yeah, I know... but they can't use us on the side lines" "The British would need every man that they can get" "This regiment's setup is enough for 10 battles" "Hey, easy ginger" "It doesn't like bloody guns..." "it gets excited" "Then blind it..." "This is the reason why we're being separated from the Turks" "The High Command worried that our horses be terrified that would affect the whole bloody war" "You did have a bloody armistice" "Why not?" "But what I said is not misery" "I'm just thinking..." "What are you thinking?" "About what?" "Why keep us off right of him?" "Bothering the Colonel?" "Bullshit..." "Frank is a real soldier... he has guts doing things" "Yeah... but Frank is just a newly promoted Colonel... he's still a young guy" "The old bureaucrats didn't trust him" "Then we're just like Charlie again..." "Shall we rest the horse now?" "Listen..." "I didn't hear anything" "That's right" "Sergeant, what's the news from Gaza?" "Like a bloody disaster, Sir" "They're rating 18,000 casualties" "Luckily not one of them" "They're good ones to be out there" "There'd be other ways to stop the war" "This is the price we're paying for" "What else can we do?" "Whoa... you look at that..." "British soldiers" "Now look, Scotty..." "I take away this arm badge with smile..." "What I don't want to get involved is any stupid bloody trouble..." "Frank, have you ever known me to start any fight, uh?" "No, but I seldom find you finish with your fuel" "Come on..." "In Arabic:" "Give me, May God bless us" "Three cheers for the lighthorsemen" "Without you guys here..." "situation would not be worse" "What would it be?" "We're just looking for somebody" "That's it is" "Goodbye" "Australians will be there... hey, who else will be there?" "Who we're looking for?" "Australians will be there..." "hey, who else will be there?" "Bloody beautiful..." "But not as the pattern sunset in Calgary" "Every one is better than the last" "No one knows if he can see the other one" "Nearly two years ago..." "Jesus, we've already been away for three years" "Have you made any contacts with your kids?" "Bloody kids... wonderful I'm so peaceful here when I miss them who always drove me crazy home" "Your mistress is alright?" "Yeah, she's okay..." "If I had a fiancée like Frank's three years is hell a lot of time" "She's worth waiting for..." "Worth waiting for?" "I'll tell you when he gets back..." "the second thing he'll do is taking his bloody boots off" "Chauvel is giving command of the whole desert company" "The regiment will be moving out within l0 minutes" "a real bloody thing" "What shall we take out of that?" "These are our trenches..." "the end with bodyguard gone" "Past here is Turkish army at Beersheba" "We're taking them on?" "We'll give ourselves a chance..." "We get the best regiment in the brigade" "Now we get to prove it" "Land of milk and honey..." "What the hell it took Moses and the Jews to come here 40 years ago?" "Well, they must have their reasons" "What do you think?" "Nobody can pass by exceptions" "Yeah" "We split by two..." "Now, let me get him... go Ginger go" "(In Arab)Kill the one with the big hat" "Son of a bitch" "(In Arab)Mustafa..." "let him alone" "Jesus Christ... thigh gets hit" "Are you alright, Frank?" "Get the saddle off, Tas" "There's a group of Arabs up the peak valley, Serge" "Hey, cover us" "Come on, boys" "Your leg looks bad, Frank" "It horse, Tas" "The horse can never make its way back to the camp" "I'd better put it down here" "No, let me do it, please" "Frank..." "How's Frank, Walter?" "Oh, not too bad... he's gone to hospital" "FORWARD BASE CAMP, ABASAN" "I thought we could replace him by Rick Smith, is it okay?" "Can't afford, Walter" "You realize there're only 60 men left with Calgary?" "No, Sir" "I would like to split them up" "Oh, that'll be pathetic" "Yes, I agree" "I propose to put up reinforcement in Frank's section... you recruit" "They won't like that" "Too bloody bad..." "Tas... this is Dave Michel, Corporal" "scotty golton" "Dave" "Philip Davis" "I let the boys show you the road safe" "Where are you from?" "Melbourne" "City boy?" "Not really..." "I'm from Preston near Southern where my Dad gets a dairy farm" "That makes all the difference" "You'd better put down your kit somewhere" "You can put in my place" "Frank's kit is in there" "Well, he won't need it for awhile" "Alright... till he gets back" "Suppose let's see how he rides with a horse" "Easy" "How long is it back, Sergeant?" "Three weeks... with the regiment" "Go on" "Not bad at all" "The trouble is the Turks don't stand still" "Neither do rabbits" "Scotty, you're Scotch, aren't you?" "No" "Then why they call you Scotty?" "Because I'm Irish" "What kind of work are you in?" "Engineer driver, steam engine" "And Tas and Chilla, what about them?" "We're all in the wood company..." "up in the west" "You're all good mates?" "Well, I was only there for awhile" "What do you think about the food?" "Fine" "Its not what you used to in other suffrage" "Never expect fancy food in the army" "This is fancy food, son" "Get out there for bully bacon and biscuit" "What you have here you can hardly break without a shovel" "Nor can you boil the dirty Arab well water without wood" "This is real fancy" "Why don't you go and tell the cook Tas when we shall call it a day?" "It's not the point of letting anybody get the idea of beer and mosquito not for a gallop shoot a tire and expecting a medal is not a bloody picnic" "I know that, Tas" "What do you know, a boy fresh from bloody school?" "What the hell do you know about war?" "I know it's going to be over 6 months" "You say as we thought?" "It's what my brother thought when he joined up" "We learned different, didn't he?" "Yeah, but he's dead" "(In Arabic: your father is cursed) piss off" "Keep your eyes on the horse" "I know, Sergeant" "(In Arabic:" "May peace be upon you and God's bless and mercy)" "Just a couple of minutes, now?" "Good day... where's fruit and flower?" "I've got you something better... a letter" "Must be from Joyce..." "but it's not her writing" "Who is it?" "Read it loud" "Go on, Tas" "It's sad to write..." "someone gets to tell you" "It's better than somebody else afterwards" "Joyce married 6 months ago..." "they moved to Jeron..." "And nobody said a word..." "Now well... better off without her, right?" "But what upsets me is... she still takes my pay-offs" "Well, boys... you're to go now" "Alright, sister..." "Good luck, Frank..." "good to see you back soon" "Yeah, it'll be..." "They're watching you..." "you're a free man now" "Can I get you anything, Corporal?" "No, sister... there's nothing I want" "You'd better give that letter a rest... don't worry that" "Missing home?" "A bit" "You're already lucky... most of us missed home hell of a lot long enough" "That's great" "I'll be missing you" "What's happening, Tas?" "The Turks got a railway up the east... we saw to it and planned to blow it up" "Are you saying the whole regiment to do that?" "They've sent two bloody divisions, son" "What'll we do?" "What we're bloody told..." "It's bloody Turkish cavalry" "How would you reckon?" "They've been up the scape hundreds of years, but you're the first stride" "Major Lawson, prepare A Troop for covering plan" "B Troop for dismounted frontal attack executed when C and D Troops are ready for mounted advance from the left flank" "After all, son... don't forget the safety catch" "Now, you just stick with me as close as you can" "Chilla is the best lighthorseman in the regiment, Dave" "You'll get him through and backup if you need me" "B Troop, fix blades..." "A Troop, repeat fire... fire..." "B Troop, charge..." "(In Arab)Retreat..." "Lads, I just received a bad news" "Frank... died in Cairo yesterday" "Jesus, what happened?" "Well, the wound has turned septic they have to Take a leg off, it got worse..." "so they sent him to Cairo" "I know what you guys thought about it" "I'm truly sorry" "Thanks, Sir" "It could be a mistake, couldn't it?" "They made mistakes all the time" "I saw his eyes red when he read the letter" "My eyes just went out of it" "Bullshit... you're talking bullshit" "Why are you looking at me?" "What are you cleaning the rifle for?" "Shooting for rabbits?" "We lost a bloody best mate but find to get some gutless stupid" "It's been a long time with no death in the regiment" "I'm afraid we can't mobilize soon" "No another attack on Gaza?" "No, it's just not yet" "We'll step up patrol activities so as to make the Turks aware of our presence" "We're moving camp to Tel el Fara... then towards Beersheba" "Padre, what do you know about Beersheba?" "Oh, a very ancient settlement..." "thousand years old... when Christ first traveled but actually found by Abraham" "He dug a well there... it still exists today, Well of Abraham" "He swore some kind of a treaty with the rulers there..." "And so they called it Well of The Oath..." "Beersheba" "There's a lot of water, isn't it?" "FORWARD BASE CAMP, TEL EL FARA" "Dave" "Yes, Sir" "Has Tas and the boys returned from scouting yet?" "No, Sir" "It's a pity..." "looking for a change to see around the area by the wagon" "Somebody has to work on the horse" "Settle in right?" "Yes, Sir" "Tas is tough to live with sometimes... but he's a damn find soldier" "I know, Sir..." "I'm learning" "Fine... good work" "Air attack" "Get the horses... get the horses away... step up protecting the horses" "Dave, get the horses away first..." "come on, leave the rest aside" "you still a young to lead four horses" "Look out, it's coming back again" "Are you alright, son?" "I'm alright, Serge..." "sorry about the horses" "Sorry?" "Things would be different... if we're late about 10 minutes" "They're alive, thank you" "Dave, I believe you fell off your horse... good on you, son" "Your elbow broke?" "Yeah, doctor has put some carbon on it..." "pretty burning" "Still looks good" "Hope it'll be" "Horses back alright?" "You know what?" "As soon as the plane left, Tas found the horses back to the line... stood there waiting to be hooked on" "No need to feel guilty... you've trained the horses really good" "Tell you what... when we arrive Beersheba let's have a smoke... something for entertainment or you'll become cripple someday" "It's too heavy for you?" "I'm okay, Scotty..." "it's only the saddle too heavy" "You can't even lift your saddle?" "What you think you're going?" "You're in the hospital, Al Arish" "Al Arish?" "The horses... they're alright?" "That's good" "Dave" "... it's wonderful to see you up" "Yeah, it's good" "You'll be back to the regiment soon" "I hope so" "You're not anxious to get back?" "No, I'm not anxious now..." "I'll miss you very much" "Thank you" "That's the way it seems to be here... but your going back is what's so important" "Yes, you'll... especially there..." "What's it, Dave?" "Out there... it's nothing" "Well, you know..." "I'm a wood cutter" "All past now... that's all..." "Same old life..." "Should be more than that... much more" "I miss home..." "Don't you trust me try to understand?" "You must understand... the Turks still in my sight, but I couldn't shoot" "I keep telling myself... just because I didn't mean it" "I didn't want to shoot a man in the back" "What's wrong with that?" "I wonder if I was making excuses... actually I won't be able to kill" "I saw a lot of soldiers feeling like that" "I don't know how many of them have the courage to confront their feelings" "Courage... funny sort of courage?" "I don't even have the nerves to ask you about that" "You should" "Really?" "Of course" "You know that... it's marvelous" "You'd get better first" "I'm better already" "You're still sick... you been delirious for two days" "Maybe it's only a laugh" "No, I know what I'm saying" "I'll write" "I'll write too" "I'll get back as soon as I can" "Dave" "Scotty" "I thought to bring a friend to meet you" "Thank you, you maybe right" "I gave it a bit of exercise" "I tried to ride as an urban boy so it couldn't think anything wrong" "Thanks, Scotty" "So give it back to you" "Padre, I want to make a personal reconnaissance towards Beersheba" "I need a horse leader a couple of days later" "Okay, I give you Dave Michel... he's just from hospital, duty free" "Michel?" "Good" "Ask him to collect my horse from the line..." "and report for a rifle" "Meet me at 0900 hours" "Wondering about the rifle, son?" "Yes, Sir" "If we get close to the Turks the revolver won't be of any use" "We both will be in hell of trouble" "They're there, Sir" "There's a British officer with them... or someone wearing British uniform" "He's coming this way" "Get your horse to the well and come back here quickly" "Yes, Sir" "Now son, you listen to me..." "you cover that guy..." "If he makes any suspicious move..." "you shoot him, alright?" "Yes, Sir" "Colonel" "Major" "Friends of yours?" "Friends of ours, Colonel" "I didn't expect a British officer alone in this sector" "I would say the same, Sir" "But you see, Major, I'm not quite alone" "Where are you from?" "Headquarters" "Which headquarters?" "Cairo" "Of course, it would take a long time to check" "Yeah, I suppose it would" "Colonel, I would feel a good deal happier if that man wouldn't point that bloody thing at me" "You hand me your revolver and I'll see what to do about it" "Very slowly... and the lanyard, Major" "After you, Major" "Are you going to be in the firing squad aren't you?" "A Joke, private not a very good one I admit" "Ah, Colonel" "Thank you" "You've found what you're looking for?" "Possibly, the uniform is made by Egyptian tailor and the brand new papers are made up for a Major Meinerzhagen" "The name is Dutch, not German..." "as you so suspect" "If I was a German, would I use an non-English name?" "Everything is new because I was torpedoed in my way to Palestine" "I lost all my kit" "Very possible story, Major... but I'll check with headquarters in Cairo" "I'd rather hope you didn't mind for a very good reason which I can't discuss in front of unlisted man" "Thanks, Michel... good work, son" "Well?" "It's very embarrassing..." "I'm in charge of the intelligence for the new Commander-in-Chief, the man who is to replace Sir Bourchier Murray only at the moment when Sir Bourchier doesn't know he's being replaced" "So there's a new Commander-in-Chief?" "General Sir Edmund Allemby" "General Sir Edmund Allemby" "Lieutenant Colonel Burton" "Colonel" "My Second-in-Command Major Rankin, Sir" "Sir" "Major" "I believe you've already met Major Meinertzhagen" "We have, Sir" "Colonel" "Look at that bastard..." "typical bloody idiot English brass who only knows bloody camel" "Well kept, Colonel" "Our horses are in very good condition... perhaps what you said a fashion too good?" "Normally I would, Sir" "But the next day or so I'll take the whole regiment out of the country to Beersheba, so as to make sure the condition they've got" "Any garrisons?" "The Turkish cavalry lay ambush where our lighthorsemen patrol" "I'll take them on their own game" "Do you?" "What you have in mind?" "Road from Beersheba runs through here" "Each morning a large Turkish patrol passes the way to the border" "We hide out a troop by the road..." "and three troops on the ridge ass base" "Come on" "Cease fire" "Get him bastard" "drop him" "Sergeant, six men to kill the wounded horses and bring in any still alive" "The rest of you cover the ridge" "Come on, Mitchel" "This one... check it" "I may help you" "(In Turkish)I'll kill you" "What the hell happened?" "That I..." "Serge" "Help me get this one out of here" "He could hardly stand" "Let him lie down" "Poor bastard... he's down on the line" "Anything we can do?" "He has drained his own blood" "AUSTRALIAN MOUNTED DIVISION REST CAMP, MARAKEB" "Ah, Colonel" "Major" "I must make the point, Sir" "This is a rest camp, but same military standard must be maintained" "Shorts mustn't be worn" "I'll make sure with my men... no shorts" "Morning, Major" "Come on" "We get to do something about it before it's too late for the kid" "The Turks come in anytime in the sideway easily getting himself killed" "Are you worried about Dave or yourself?" "Alright, yeah, I want to get back home" "So as Chilla" "So as you" "Why this kid gets linked with the section?" "He's a nice kid" "He gets guts all that, Jesus... but he's supposed to be a soldier" "He's gonna to kill a man" "If he can't do, it's pretty bad" "Piss off, Dave" "So, you're going to tell him?" "I know what you mean, Tas" "Sorry I let you down" "Oh, look, son..." "you didn't let anybody down" "But it's just..." "I don't know what to say" "You're not cut out to be a soldier" "You know that, don't you?" "I suppose I do... so important to me... my family... my brother..." "really want to be proud of me" "You get to believe one thing, Dave" "It isn't a matter of cowardness of being a real man" "I don't believe I could kill" "Nobody expects you to, Sir" "That's true... but if you transfer to the field ambulance that may suit you better" "Then nobody would expect you to kill would they?" "No" "You'll be unarmed... medical corps doesn't allow to carry weapons" "Often in the thick of battle" "To do a better job takes a lot of guts" "If you like the idea, I can talk to Major Lawson" "First I've take this back to the armorer" "I can help do that" "Thanks, Tas" "If you need, just give us a yell" "I'll do that, Scotty" "You guys drop by in the field ambulance anytime" "Sure" "Alright" "Yeah" "Well, I'll be seeing you" "Take care of yourself, will you?" "Take care, Dave" "Dave" "I feel like getting piss" "Every time you get piss you hit somebody" "Alright, I'd already hit somebody" "It's a good thing, isn't it?" "I think it is" "Especially good for the kid practically we've saved his life" "Yeah, I suppose so" "Jesus, I'm sick of this bloody war" "What I want basically is very simple" "GENERAL ALLENBY'S HEADQUARTERS, KHAN YUNIS" "I want the Turks to think we're taking Gaza again" "Actually we'll strike the other end of the line" " Beersheba" "We'll try to break the lock so as to take off the inch" "But it must be a complete surprise and the town must fall in one day" "Otherwise my army will run out of water" "As you say sir... basically it's simple" "I can arrange a certain document to fall into the hands of the Turks indicating the attack on Beersheba will be affected, a decoy by a small force designed to draw away the attention of the attack on Gaza" "not much is easy... making them believe the document is genuine that could be a trick" "I didn't write about this" "You're not sorry?" "Probably... that's great" "There're a lot of things to do in the regiment to be shared by others" "You know..." "I'm now very happy" "But you still think you've failed somehow" "I don't know, Anne" "I wonder what my family might be thinking..." "My friends back home..." "I wonder..." "Morning, Major" "Morning" "Well, I think there'll be no more firing squad for you?" "Right, Sir" "I'm looking for the matron" "Yeah... perhaps you could help me, nurse" "If I can, Sir" "Would you write your name for me?" "I don't understand, Sir" "No, of course, you don't" "Please" "Charming... thank you, nurse" "Thank you very much..." "I might see you later, then" "Trooper" "Strange man" "Who's he?" "Just an English officer" "If you want to ask more about bloody..." "I'm sorry" "You're still talking like a lighthorseman" "I'm still a lighthorseman" "Of course" "You see... even you do it" "So I thought like somebody else" "Dave, what other people say..." "or even think doesn't matter" "You know what you want to do and why you want to do it" "The address is 36 Balham... spelling B... a..." "I... h... a... m Gardens, London S.W." "dated August 21, 1917" "Now, begin..." "Dearest, I have wonderful news..." "No, you write the letter..." "Imagine you just had a baby" "You're writing to his father" "Don't think of me..." "Think of someone... someone you love" "I can't" "You can..." "I know you can" "You haven't seen him for many months" "You may never see him again" "He may never see his child" "Now, imagine that..." "and write what you feel..." "How I wish you're here now" "I'm longing for you as I have since you left me" "And I would love to show you our little baby son" "He's so good" "You mustn't worry about either of us" "I'm getting stronger everyday" "And the doctor says the baby couldn't be better" "I would have sent you a telegram" "Of course... you did" "Then I... no, that's he would have replied it would take about 3 days" "If it'd been you arriving here instead of the telegram how wonderful it would have been" "I look forward so very much to the day when we can hold our little son and be together for the rest of our lives in peace" "Goodbye, my darling... nurse said I mustn't tie myself by writing so much but I'll write a longer letter very soon" "Take care of yourself and please..." "please come back to us" "Your loving wife..." "Anne" "Baby sends his kiss to Daddy" "Charming... everything could be possible" "Anybody home?" "Nobody told you're coming" "No, you won't... all those harsh jobs you know... real paper stuff" "Sorts of things make lighthorsemen think the English intelligence officer like bunch of school boys playing wizard jakes on the enemies" "But this one is different" "It could open its way to Jerusalem" "What can I do?" "I need an escort out to Beersheba" "I'll be delighted" "No... not quite simple as that" "I need an unlisted man... a good man... a man who knows the country and could look after himself and me, of course" "But above all... a man who thinks English officers a bunch of idiots and can be relied on... to gossips" "I think we can manage that" "We now get in enemy territory, Sir" "Yeah, I thought we would be" "You see..." "I don't have to get as far east as I can" "May I ask why, Sir?" "Of course, you see... migratory birds a hobby of mine..." "I don't know much about migration habits of the stork in Palestine" "We see them fly north in the spring... but we don't see them fly south in the autumn" "Now, my theory is... there's a southerly route is further to the east" "Are we right now to see the stork fly in the south?" "Hopefully" "Look, Major... it's a bloody miracle" "We're running into a Turkish patrol area we'd better turn back, Sir" "It's really hostile territory, then" "Aren't you aware of that?" "I'll just rest my horse here for a moment and then we'll turn back" "You care for a sandwich?" "No, Sir..." "I just sit up here and keep an eye on you okay" "Easy boy..." "Good boy..." "Major, there're men up, Arabs" "(In Turkish)Enemies out there" "Major..." "Coming, Corporal, coming..." "(In Turkish)They're going too far... stop chasing" "They've given up" "Major..." "(In Turkish)They're firing at us..." "Major... for Christ sake" "Oh, dear..." "(In Turkish)Let's get them... come on..." "let's go" "Leave them there" "Come on..." "let's go" "You're right... his papers make it clear" "TURKISH HEADQUARTERS, BEERSHEBA" "Two brigades will make a limited attack on our defenses at Beersheba to divert our attention of major offence against Gaza" "But this could be a trick" "Plenty information" "That's possible, Colonel Ismet..." "But this letter is from the officer's wife... it's speaking about the newborn baby... it's from the heart..." "not something deliberately part with" "Now General Kressenstein has made me responsible for all military operations in this sector and I take my military career on it, Colonel" "I accept that letter as accidental... therefore, the information is genuine" "Well, assume any attack on Beersheba is a mere decoy" "But I'll plant explosives at all the wells, ammunition dumps and railway stations" "If they capture Beersheba... they'll be in a broken burning ruin" "Their army will end up here without water" "If this is a trick, they've set a gigantic trap for themselves" "The set date is October 31" "British Infantry will make night marches against Beersheba and attack at dawn from the south and the west" "GENERAL CHAUVEL'S HEADQUARTERS, ABASAN" "The desert mounted corps will circle around Beersheba and attack from the east... from the desert" "It's our responsibility to capture the town's wells intact" "How can we carry enough water, Sir?" "You've asked the key question of the entire operation" "The answer is simple, gentlemen..." "we won't because every man has his water bottle... one quart" "There'll be nothing for the horses until we capture the wells of Beersheba" "They'll be 24 perhaps 30 hours without a drink and, if we fail to take Beersheba in one day..." "We can't fail" "What are you doing, Tas?" "Just a letter" "A letter?" "To the wife" "Yeah... haven't written for some time" "Jesus... a man can't write a bloody letter can he?" "Of course, yes" "Dave, you're moving out, too?" "Everybody is... something really big this time" "Yeah..." "Beersheba..." "Tas found out" "What the regiment will be doing?" "What we're told..." "Good luck, Scotty" "Oh, never wish Irishman good luck... comes natural" "Good luck to yourself" "We'll have a beer when we get back" "Any word what we'll be doing?" "We'll be in bloody reserve, don't you know?" "I really had a feeling about this one" "I suppose I still do this one is different bro..." "Not just bigger." "Ah.. come on" "Nobby, help me post this letter" "What can I do about it?" "Isn't it your duty, Nobby?" "Just keep it in your kit until it's sent over, ok" "I'll take it, Tas" "Good luck, Chilla, thanks" "It'll be a silent march... no talking once we're moving" "Z-DAY, OCTOBER 31, 1917" "British Artillaries right on time" "I just worry about the wells" "We move to cover down there" "(InTurkish)Take your positions... hurry up" "How many cavalry?" "Are you certain of that?" "Alright, keep me advised" "There's at least a division of cavalry on eastern flank as well as a large infantry force to the south" "Your men have been deceived, Colonel a clever illusion, men and horses in constant movement are making dust" "They're nothing more than large patrols" "Their main attack will fall in Gaza" "We mustn't be tricked thinking otherwise" "Sergeant Major" "Yes, Sir" "Dismount your men to rest and smoke for 20 minutes" "The remainder in readiness for immediate movement" "Another message from Von Kressenstein refusing reinforcements or permission to evacuate and insisting that only two brigades of cavalry are involved in the attack" "Ha, they've bought it... they bought it" "Well done" "Now it's up to Chauvel" "The infantry are gaining control of southern front, Sir" "Yeah, they've done well" "the ANZAC yet to take hell of the place" "I'd rather get shot than being kept in this bloody valley" "now easy on the smoking" "When we'll get the water Tas?" "Beersheba, mate" "That's what I thought" "Don't you feel bloody thirsty?" "What, guys?" "Thirsty?" "Do you still feel bad this one?" "I don't know" "I do feel they moved too slow" "Bloody sad" "How long we'll get the water enough for the whole corps?" "About 12 hours" "Already 2 days the horses haven't got a drink" "You want this?" "We share it... come on" "So now we both don't have any water" "Less than 2 hours to sunset..." "I would like to see General Hodgson and his commanding officers" "Yes, Sir" "Colonel, hello" "Well, Captain" "Area reconnaissance confirmed we've been under attack by 2 to 3 divisions of cavalry and an infantry corps... 50 thousand of men and I'm holding Beersheba with 4,000 with our respect to General (Von Kressenstein) sits in Gaza deny me reinforcements" "Yes... the enemy has taken Tallosapa, Sir" "Hold the remaining reserves to eastern trenches... order the divisional engineers to destroy the wells and water storages" "With due respect, Colonel, this is against the orders of General Kressenstein..." "That's true, Captain... a General who still believes we're being attacked by patrols" "Alright, the wells are responsibility of your esteemed countrymen and you" "As you're well aware, our advance to Beersheba has been seriously delayed" "Qualifications of unknown strength still face us across the plain of some 3 miles and the sun set in one hour, by which time some of our horses will be without water for 48 hours..." "Unless we take the wells of Beersheba intact, we'll face a military disaster" "Any views?" "Sir..." "Yes, Grant?" "I believe my brigade can take the town and give a free hand" "I must know what you propose" "Make a mounted charge against the eastern defenses..." "I have two regiments, No.4 and No.12..." "General Chauvel... to take charge command surely must be my cavalry with mounted swords..." "Grant's are mounted infantry" "I'll discuss this with General Hodgson... obviously in mind to that effect" "Shall we?" "60 thousand men have failed to take this town in 12 hours..." "How can 800 lighthorsemen possibly succeed in less than one hour?" "You don't believe they can do it?" "No one ever attempted to cavalry charge against trenched infantry supported by machine guns and artillery" "It's unheard of, Sir" "Do you see any alternative in the time available?" "Unless we're..." "Very well, let Grant go ahead with it" "Form up in column approach..." "Hello..." "Form up in column approach..." "What's going on?" "Better to find out, mate" "Ready to march by the flag..." "Form squad in line extended..." "What we're supposed to do, pal?" "Clay, what's going on?" "We gonna charge Beersheba, mate" "Jesus" "Sir Henry..." "I must re-iterate my opposition to this maneuver..." "You have..." "Good luck, gentlemen" "British cavalry advance by the eastern flank..." "They're not cavalry..." "they're Australian Lighthorse" "Load... wait until they dismount..." "and fire by order" "2900 meters..." "(In Turkish)Set your target..." "Australian Lighthorses advance eastern defenses... they seem to be deployed to charge" "They won't charge" "2,600 meters..." "Charge... 2,500 meters..." "Fire..." "Shit... 2,400 meters..." "Hey, how can they shoot at us?" "The Turks are selling their bloody bombs..." "Tas... 2,300 meters..." " 2,100 meters - we can't do it" "Fire..." "They're under the guns" "Cease fire... withdraw the guns..." "(In Turkish)Put on defense... wait for orders" "Set your sights at 1,600 meters..." "Set your sights at 1,600 meters..." "Hold it, mate..." "let me check" "Come on, Dave..." "what's the matter with you?" "michael" "1,600 meters..." "Fire... 400 meters..." "Hold... hold your position" "100 meters..." "Dismount..." "Colonel, what's happening?" "Your clever illusion has breached Beersheba... but What are you doing?" "the Only the same thing..." "I'm surviving..." "Damn you to hell..." "Blow up the wells..." "The demolition officer isn't here, Sir ...only he has the demolition coding" "Then blow up everything you idiot..." "What has happened?" "The artillery fire..." "it must have broken the wires..." "Get out and repair them" "Yes, Sir" "Give him a hand" "kill him" "He is dead, sir" "Put them down... look out... a grenade..." "Chilla..." "On your knees... yes turks" "stop it, stop that gun... listen, will it get me back to Australia?" "I reckon it will, mate" "It's a fair... and animal game" "Dave... no..." "Dave..." "I'll try to..." "Stretcher here... stretcher, help..." "Can you hold them for me?" "Yeah... all hands up, men..." "put the guns away" "I don't know if you can understand me..." "I'll be very appreciated if you give me the chance to blow your head apart" "easy, it's me" "Get him out of here" "Leave them at the stable for water" "Sir, we only lost 39 boys... so much miraculous" "You should be one of those" "Hey, Arch... have you seen the field ambulance guys?" "They're all in the valley" "Have any in mind?" "Yeah" "They've got a lot" "How bad?" "Pretty bad" "Excuse me, Sir" "Is trooper Michel on this convoy?" "I remember the name... but we lost the list, sorry" "Anne..." "What does it say?" "Please tell me" "It says we're not going to lose you" | {
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"CARTER:" "Previously on Eureka..." "I think I need to go away for a while." "Boo!" "Eh!" "Holly!" "Did I scare you?" "You're out." "And you're here." "ZANE:" "She's dying again." "Gentlemen." "Uh-huh." "Henry and Zane think this bio-printer thing could actually print you a body." "Marry me, Jack." "Right now." "I think she might like a ring at some point." "ALLISON:" "Cancun?" "CARTER:" "No." "Bali." "No." "(GASPS) It's Fiji, isn't it?" "(CHUCKLING)" "You'll see." "You'll see." "Oh, my God." "I can't believe you planned this." "Yeah, I am awesome." "So, is it, like, right on the water?" "Ah." "Only steps away." "Jack, the airport is the other way." "I know." "We're here." "We're where?" "Our honeymoon cottage." "Huh?" "It's great, huh?" "Surprise!" "Uh, Jack, you said we were going somewhere private and romantic." "Yeah." "And it's just 10 minutes out of town." "(CHUCKLES) Okay, Jack." "Seriously, what is this?" "This is our home away from home." "I guess it was Sheriff Cobb's cabin, and I got it, apparently, when I got the job." "I haven't had occasion to use it until now, but..." "I thought we were going to a resort in Fiji." "Well, I heard that you love my rugged everyman quality." "I don't remember saying rugged." "But this definitely is." "I know it needs some work, but I've been fixing it up, and I want you" "to choose the details." "(CHUCKLES) Wait." "So, you want me to work on my honeymoon?" "(CHUCKLES) No." "It's nesting." "I also brought wine and, and champagne, and a gourmet gift basket from Vincent." "It's..." "It's, uh..." "It's going to be fun." "You put a lot of thought into this, didn't you?" "I did." "(BELT CLASPS)" "Yeah." "Look, Allie, um..." "My first marriage failed because I didn't put down roots." "I'm not going to let that happen again." "And this..." "Oh." "...is how we're going to build our future." "Jack." "(SIGHS)" "They're perfect." "A trip lasts a week." "This is going to last a lifetime." "I guess Fiji can wait." "FARGO:" "Better speak up now if you want anything changed." "Oh, I'm not picky." "Two arms, two legs..." "A face would be nice." "Oh, your face is the last thing to get bio-printed." "So, Holly's Z-waves will act as a bridge from her neural pattern on the memory lattice to the photonic microprocessor in her new brain." "And as soon as the body's complete, then we can start the transition." "Yes." "But once we begin, we can't reverse the process or we'll lose what's left of Holly for good." "Well, then, it has to work." "Grace, thanks again for being here." "We couldn't have done this without you." "How could I stay away?" "Well, you know, when you transfer someone's digital consciousness to an organic form, you get the expert." "Now, me?" "Um..." "I'm just glad you're home." "Me, too." "HENRY:" "Holly?" "Fargo?" "We're almost there." "One body, coming up." "I'll take mine well done, please." "What do you think?" "It's..." "It's..." "Me." "sync and correction by majtjkong" "(COUGHS)" "CARTER:" "So." "It's got character." "Right?" "I mean, you see the potential." "I see moss." "And that scrapes right off." "Here." "Come here." "I want you to choose a color for the main room." "Are there other rooms to paint?" "Not yet, no." "But we can expand, eventually." "Jack." "This place is charming." "(CHUCKLES) Really." "But I think it might be easier if we started from scratch." "You want to tear it down?" "Listen, the engineers at G.D., they can design a pop-up cabin to our exact specifications." "No paint required." "Yeah, but where's the romance in that?" "I want us to polish this diamond in the rough, with our bare hands." "(SIGHS)" "What is it?" "Okay, well, can I at least get some gloves or a hazmat suit?" "(GIGGLING) Great." "Yes." "Great." "And you know what?" "If you use your imagination..." "See, this place is a palace." "I mean, if, if you can look past the..." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Ah!" "(CHUCKLING) Are you..." "You need any help, Your Highness?" "You okay?" "(CHUCKLES) Yeah." "No, yeah." "It's a safe." "Wow." "Buried treasure." "Great." "Now, we can buy a new floor." "Yeah." "Let's crack this puppy open." "Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho." "Yeah, that's, uh, really high tech." "Oh, I don't need high tech." "I'm old school." "Jack, it's titanium." "That's not going to work." "Oh!" "(CHUCKLES)" "Yeah, good job, Old School." "I was just marveling at the significance of what we are attempting." "Holly is a one in a billion." "Like Henrietta Lacks and the discovery of the immortal HeLa cell." "I mean, we are about to give her new life." "ZANE:" "Now, I'm nervous." "Good." "You should be." "(BOTH CHUCKLE)" "So." "Shall we?" "Okay." "(CONSOLE BEEPS)" "Holly, we're ready whenever you are." "This is it." "Doug, what if it doesn't work?" "This could be sayonara." "Adios." "The end." "It won't be." "We still have so much to do together." "Go to Alaska and see the northern lights." "Go to CERN and make fun of their tiny little Hadron Collider." "Can't miss that." "No." "We're going to do it all." "Trust me." "Okay." "I'm ready." "Activating transfer." "(WHISPERS) See you on the flip side." "(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)" "(CRACKLING WINDING DOWN)" "Transfer's complete." "She's in there." "The brain stem is non-responsive." "Cardiac muscles, too." "Guys?" "What's going on?" "Just hang on, Fargo." "We're just waiting for her systems to integrate." "No." "No, no." "Something's wrong." "Put her back in the memory lattice." "That's not possible now." "What?" "(FLAT LINING)" "No." "Holly." "Come back!" "Holly!" "Holly." "Clear the interface." "Restore her neural pattern." "Fargo, I already told you we can't do that." "Just do something." "I don't know what went wrong." "Holly's consciousness definitely downloaded." "I promised her I'd keep her safe." "I told her to trust me." "You can't just be gone." "I am so sorry." "(GASPS)" "(CRACKLING)" "Show-off." "You're welcome." "What, no jewels?" "No, just a..." "Stack of old paperwork." "Hmm." "These look like old case files." "Well, why would Sheriff Cobb have them locked up here instead of at the office?" "Maybe he wanted to keep them private." "You know, if you want to go back to town so you can review those files, I would completely understand." "Nice try." "They've been stashed away here for years." "I'm sure they'll be fine for another week." "All right." "Deputy?" "These are yours." "We're officially off the grid." "No problem, Sheriff." "Rest assured, Jo and I have everything under control." "You just turn off your PDAs, lock the door, and well..." "Enjoy the rest of your honeymoon." "(THUNDER RUMBLING) (LIGHTNING CRACKLING)" "Thanks, Andy." "I'll see you in a week." "Okay." "(SIGHS)" "So, where were we?" "Yes!" "Wow, that was such a rush." "Oh." "Do I sound funny?" "These lips feel weird." "Am I talking too much?" "I am, aren't I?" "Oh." "Now, it's awkward." "(CHUCKLES) You sound great." "But you're all just staring." "Uh..." "We're just not used to seeing you alive." "I'm not used to being alive." "Whoa." "I'm, I'm tingling." "Is that normal?" "Oh, Holly, there is nothing about this that is normal." "Oh." "It is amazing." "Look." "Fingers, toes, a nose..." "Wait, wait, wait." "Someone had bacon and waffles for breakfast." "Ooh." "Ooh." "I want some." "No, no, no." "There's plenty of time for waffles, all right?" "We need to take things slowly here." "You're like a newborn." "You need to give your body systems time to acclimate." "Okay." "Plus we haven't prepared the town for your change in corporeal circumstances." "Ah, yes." "Don't want to spook the villagers." "You guys, I don't..." "I don't know what to say." "It hardly seems enough, but, um..." "Thank you." "From the bottom of my brand new heart." "Thank you." "Thank you." "(CHUCKLING)" "Doug?" "Are you okay?" "You haven't said a word." "Uh, why don't we, um, double-check her diagnostics?" "What's wrong?" "Do I not look like myself?" "No, you..." "You look perfect." "I just can't believe you're here." "I mean, for real." "Whoa." "Be careful." "I can do it." "Oh." "No, I've got you." "Yeah." "You do." "What case files?" "They were locked away." "Hidden in Sheriff Cobb's old cabin." "That's weird, because we kept all active cases in the office." "Well, maybe he was afraid that someone would find out." "Find out what?" "Sheriff Cobb was investigating the formation of an espionage consortium right here in Eureka." "Spies?" "I mean, um..." "Vinspresso?" "No, uh, thanks." "Police matter, Vin." "Mmm." "Right." "Let me see." "Okay." "Exciting stuff, but this just scratches the surface." "I checked out all of other Jo's case files when we jumped into this timeline, and I..." "She made no mention of this investigation." "Obviously, it was top secret." "But maybe you can solve the case now." "We already did." "Beverly Barlowe was the spy." "Case closed." "Maybe." "But Sheriff Cobb suspected a spy consortium." "So, yes, Beverly Barlowe is gone." "But..." "Who was she working with?" "Huh?" "There's only one way to find out." "CARTER:" "This is great." "But I think we're going to need more buckets." "No, we need a new roof." "Yeah, well, it's on the to-do list." "Oh, oh, oh." "I forgot." "What?" "I forgot." "Ha!" "Ha!" "Uh, I think we're going to need something a little more heavy duty than lipstick." "It's not lipstick." "It's a COPA-Cabana." "Really?" "I thought, I was hoping we'd be in more of a Barry White sort of mood." "No, Jack." "It's a Compact Portable Automatic Cabana." "I packed it so that we could use it on the beach." "No." "No Al furniture." "I saw Fargo once almost get swallowed by his MU-Tent." "So, I think, I think..." "I've got this covered." "Yeah." "I'm going with this." "No, no, no, no." "I can fix this." "This is a T-A-R-P." "Tarp, right?" "And if we tack this up above our little love nest, we will be fine, and this won't devour you whole." "Yeah." "If you want any devouring in your future," "I would hurry up, Sheriff." "Where's my hammer?" "Sheriff Cobb was definitely onto something." "Beverly Barlowe is his star suspect." "Well, what about the other names?" "I cross-referenced all the G.D. Employees with his investigation, and they've either already left Eureka or been redacted." "Well, maybe it really is a closed case, after all." "Uh..." "Not yet." "So, are you ready for me?" "CARTER:" "I'm ready." "Hi." "Well, this wasn't exactly what I pictured for our honeymoon, but I do like the sound of the rain." "Mmm-hmm." "This isn't such a bad place." "It has potential." "(CREAKING)" "(BOTH GASP)" "Whoa!" "(ALLISON SCREAMS)" "Oh, oh, oh." "Baby, are you okay?" "I'm okay." "Here, take..." "Well, you said you liked the rain." "This body is super bendy." "Yeah, I can see that." "Um, and you should probably start referring to it as my body." "Oh." "Right." "I'm just glad all my parts are working." "Test my grip." "Can you feel it?" "Oh, I can feel it." "Excellent." "How about this?" "Lips definitely working." "We should make sure." "Just in case." "(SHUSHING)" "What's wrong?" "Quiet, quiet, quiet." "Quiet, quiet." "They're listening." "Who?" "Them." "They trapped us in a computer construct." "No." "No, Holly." "Not anymore." "We got out." "All of us." "Remember?" "No, you just think you did." "None of this is real." "Doug." "We have to get out of here." "(ALLISON GROANS)" "Well, we're still here." "Yeah." "And..." "It looks like it stopped raining." "Yay." "Yay." "Oh, I know it was a rough night, but the sun is out." "It's a new day." "What do you say we..." "We make some breakfast in bed and just start over?" "I'll make some coffee." "Okay." "Wow." "(CREAKING)" "(GIGGLES)" "There's, uh..." "There's no water." "What?" "The... (CREAKING)" "Oh, the storm must have clogged the pump." "Ah, yeah." "So, no coffee." "No shower." "Don't worry." "I'll fix it." "Okay." "I'll fix it." "(SIGHS)" "FARGO:" "She doesn't remember what happened last night." "I put her to bed, finally, and she woke up, back to normal." "Normal?" "Dude, she has a serious case of the munchies right now." "But I guess that stands to reason, because she's been through some pretty extreme experiences lately." "So, there's bound to be some confusion." "But..." "No, no." "It was more than that." "She really believed we were still in virtual Eureka." "Mmm." "God, I missed Vincent's food." "Is there anything better than eating when you have a body?" "Well, oh, well, except for, you know..." "Now it's awkward." "So, when can I get out of here?" "Let me just tell you, there is nothing like dying, to make you hungry to live." "Uh, we'll get you out of here as soon as we can." "We just want to make sure that you're okay." "Mmm." "Why don't you..." "Okay, that's..." "I'm afraid to let her leave before we know she's stable." "All right." "Well, let's help with the transition, then." "Um..." "Why don't you bring in some of her favorite things?" "Uh, some music, photos, your dorky little DD game." "That is not dorky." "Really?" "Yeah, it is, actually." "Whatever." "It will help her feel comfortable." "Holly?" "Hmm?" "I'll be back in a bit." "Oh, oh." "Bring me some chocolate." "Where did you get this?" "Sorry, Henry." "It's classified." "On the down low." "(CHUCKLES) I see." "Do you know what it is?" "Looks like a data storage device." "Old design." "I tell you what, um, why don't I, uh, scan it and get some specs?" "Thanks." "So, uh, it must be nice to have Grace back in town." "Yeah." "You have no idea." "(BEEPS)" "Whoa." "That was quick." "Huh." "It's made of lithium niobate crystal for an optical data storage system." "Optical data?" "Hologram." "(GASPS) Maybe they used the disks for secret communiques." "They?" "Uh..." "For example." "You really need an off-switch." "What's going on, Jo?" "We think we may have uncovered evidence of possible espionage in Eureka." "Really?" "Ready for a round of DD?" "Holly?" "Holly?" "Oh, no." "Hey, there." "Hey." "You left early." "Yeah." "I promised Jo that I would, uh, get, uh, this up and running." "What does she want with that?" "Well, she's come into possession of a old optical data disk and she needs something to play it on." "Really?" "Mmm." "Apparently, it was part of an unsolved investigation by Sheriff Cobb." "He, uh, suspected spies among us." "But that would have been, like, years ago." "Yeah, but considering our recent experience with Beverly Barlowe and Senator Wen, espionage is still something that we need to take seriously." "Oh, of course." "I..." "So, um, I guess you are just too busy, then, to have breakfast with me." "Um..." "It has been years." "And I've missed oh-so-many breakfasts." "(BOTH CHUCKLING)" "Yeah, it looks like the pump jobbie is just, uh, jammed up by the..." "Freaking sticky thing." "Uh, Jack, let me call the engineering lab." "They can install a portable solar shower by lunch." "Allie." "I don't need a PhD to fix this." "Couldn't hurt." "Okay." "You know what?" "I'm your better half now." "Or, at the very least, your other half, and I think you should let me..." "Protect and provide a little." "Like..." "This." "(CHUCKLES) Oh, I'm impressed." "That's nothing." "Oh." "I feel better already." "Oh." "Oh." "Mmm." "Great, Jack." "(SPUTTERING)" "(SHRIEKING)" "Jack!" "Allie?" "Jack." "G.D. Is huge." "Holly could be anywhere." "Jo and Andy are on their way." "People are going to freak if they see her back from the dead." "It's Global Dynamics." "They've seen worse." "I never should have left her alone." "Fargo, we'll find her." "Let's just split up." "We can cover more ground that way." "All right?" "(SIGHS)" "This hard drive hasn't been used for years." "I'm not quite sure what kind of image we're going to get." "Let's give it a shot." "This is so exciting." "Who's it going to be?" "At ease, Deputy." "All right." "Here we go." "Can you make it any clearer?" "Well, I can try." "(DISTORTED VOICE)" "Henry." "Oh!" "Jo thought it was a cold case, but now, it's red hot." "Henry Deacon's restoring the evidence, and once that happens..." "Vincent?" "Excuse me." "What are you doing?" "I heard there was a spy among us." "Would you keep it down?" "This is an active investigation." "Is it true that when Henry repairs the disk, you'll expose the spy who sabotaged the hard drive?" "Where are you getting this?" "I am the eyes and ears of this town." "And the mouth, apparently." "Jo, the people have a right to know." "(CROWD CHATTERING)" "I have to get back to G.D." "You, zip it!" "Wow." "At least we got you cleaned up." "Right?" "And Vince has outdone himself." "He's got homemade croissants, he's got champagne, he's got some sort of seafood something or other." "It's..." "Sounds delicious." "Bring it on." "I'm famished." "Or..." "We catch our breakfast." "What?" "Doesn't that sound like fun?" "Huh?" "I saw a reel and a rod in the shed." "(CHUCKLES) Now, you want to fish?" "Sure." "I saw a bush." "We could get the berries." "We could make jam." "Jack, I am tired and hungry." "Do not play with me." "The seal on the food was not air-tight." "(CHUCKLING)" "Ants?" "A few." "Thousand." "You know what?" "That's it." "I'm done." "Allie." "Jack." "I mean, really." "Really." "Because I know that this is what you want." "But this is our honeymoon." "Did you ever even stop and consider what I wanted?" "Of course." "You wanted a romantic getaway." "No, I want a roof." "I want running water, maybe even room service." "I don't know, call me superficial." "I don't think that's unreasonable to ask." "No, it's not unreasonable." "It's just not me." "Well, this isn't me." "Jack, this place is unbearable." "You know, I know you want to keep it old school." "Fine." "But I'm dropping out." "You can't drop out of our honeymoon." "This isn't our honeymoon." "This is a disaster." "You're right." "It is." "I'm going to call a travel agent." "Okay?" "I'm..." "I'm going to book us some place tropical." "With room service and no ants." "All I was trying to do was do something romantic, and nothing turned out the way that I wanted." "I know you did, honey." "I know you tried." "(CELL PHONE CHIMING)" "I've got 40 messages." "From the kids?" "No." "People in town." "Something about exposing a spy." "What spy?" "I think we missed something." "Oh, Henry." "Hey, sweetheart." "Um, I was looking for you." "Do you need some help?" "What, is something wrong?" "Grace." "(SIGHS)" "You weren't restoring the data." "JO:" "No." "I told Vincent to spread the word to encourage whoever did this to try to finish the job." "Well, um..." "This doesn't look good, does it?" "Come with me." "(SIGHS)" "Hey, uh, I just heard about Grace." "Jack, um..." "Your honeymoon." "Not as devastating as this, but close." "Uh..." "Are you okay?" "No." "She didn't protest." "She didn't even try to explain." "That she was involved with Beverly and Senator Wen?" "(SIGHS) I don't know." "I mean," "I came back from 1947 married to a woman that..." "That I didn't know." "Yeah, but a spy?" "I mean, you really think she'd betray her friends and colleagues?" "Well, think about it." "The way she left town after the Astraeus was found, saying that she was so upset?" "I don't know." "(SIGHS)" "I don't know what to think." "Sorry." "Mmm." "Me, too." "Holly, where are you?" "Doug?" "Holly?" "What you doing back there?" "I was looking for you." "I don't know what's happening to me." "We're going to fix it." "But I can't tell what's real and not real anymore." "Hey." "This is real." "I'm real." "And I promise..." "You're going to be fine." "Is it true?" "In this town, what's true can be a very tricky concept." "How could you?" "Henry is in shock." "I mean, all this time, we're looking for Beverly, and..." "So was I. It's why I left." "Do you know where she is?" "No." "I mean, did you help her hijack my brain?" "Did you help her set up the abduction of the Astraeus and the crew?" "No." "(SIGHS)" "I thought that I'd missed four years of my life." "That I'd lost Jack and the kids to Jo." "And you knew?" "Allison," "I didn't know anything." "Oh, my God." "(SIGHS)" "I wish that I could believe you." "Hmm." "I want to speak to my husband." "(BEEPING)" "Uh, you're doing great, Holly." "Can you just hang tight for one minute?" "Sure, Zane." "If that's who you really are." "Um, it's a synaptic disorder." "Her neurotransmitters are degrading." "No chance she just needs time to adjust?" "The biochemical structure of her brain will keep on breaking down." "If we wait, she could lose touch with reality for good." "So, what do we do?" "We run the neural transfer again." "But you said we can't." "Well, we can't reverse the process, but now that her neural pattern has been coded in her body, we can try and reboot her." "Hey." "I just heard." "(WHISPERS) How is she?" "Well, she's alive." "For now." "I can't believe she's actually here." "But she's slipping away." "Yeah, but not if I can help it." "Fargo, let me try." "Okay." "CARTER:" "Can I say hello?" "Yeah." "Maybe a familiar face would help." "It's okay." "You okay?" "No?" "You okay?" "(GASPS) How are you doing?" "How are you doing?" "Oh, Holly." "Okay." "(STAMMERING) Okay." "Get back." "Get back." "Give me the gun." "Holly." "You can trust me." "Not this time." "Holly," "Sheriff Carter would never hurt you." "He already did." "He's a bad man." "No, not bad." "I'm a good man." "A good..." "No!" "You're..." "He's trying to fool us." "Like the rest of them." "No." "No, no, no, no." "Holly, he's real." "All the NPCs are gone now." "They're not." "You'll see." "They're coming for us." "But I'm on to you." "(CLICKS)" "FARGO:" "Holly." "Easy." "Easy." "Holly, please..." "Put down the gun." "(SOBS)" "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Help her." "You're doing the right thing." "I hope so." "You're giving her a chance at a real life." "You ready?" "No." "But do I have a choice?" "Her BP's dropping." "Her pulse ox, too." "She can get through." "Zane, it's too much for her." "Shut it down." "We have to see it through." "(WHIMPERING)" "She's stabilizing." "What now?" "Now, we wait to see who she is when she wakes up." "You came back." "(SIGHS)" "You're my wife." "I'm sorry you found out this way." "I never wanted you to find out at all." "Grace, you've got to help me." "I mean..." "How did you even get involved?" "It doesn't, It doesn't matter now." "No, it does matter to me." "I mean, I..." "You have to tell me what happened." "Were you coerced?" "Did Beverly's people threaten you?" "No." "No." "I..." "There was a time when I believed in their mission to monitor G.D." "But when their tactics became destructive, I quit." "While you were stealing classified information." "After sharing information years ago." "Yeah, but who knows what Beverly took and adapted to steal the Astraeus?" "I mean, you saw what it did to those people." "I was Captain of that ship." "Those people were my crew, Henry." "Because Senator Wen appointed you." "No." "I had no idea that she was working with Beverly, much less what they were planning." "Then who else was involved?" "There was someone on that disk that you tried to destroy." "And I can restore it." "Henry, please." "Don't do that." "Why?" "Who are you protecting?" "You." "You introduced me to Beverly Barlowe." "We both shared classified information together." "You taught me everything I know." "HOLLY:" "I have to write about this for the G.D. Archives, but I need a good title." "How about "The Second Coming of Holly Marten?"" "Or is it the third?" "Nah, that sounds pretentious." "And borderline offensive." "I'll stick with something scientific." "Oh." "Hey, sleepyhead." "It's about time you woke up." "How are you?" "Fully present and accounted for." "ZANE:" "Her vitals are strong." "Neurotransmitters are healthy." "There's no signs of degeneration." "She's back." "Well, when can she get out of here?" "Soon." "But let's just lay low and make sure everything's still working properly." "All right?" "I know one thing that's working properly." "Amen for that." "Why in the world would you come back to the house of horrors?" "(CHUCKLES)" "Well, given what the other couples in town are going through, this didn't look half-bad." "Are you kidding?" "It was fully awful." "True." "But..." "I look at what Fargo was willing to do for Holly and what Henry is going through for Grace." "And what you tried to do for me." "And all I could think is that any place is the right place, as long as I'm with you." "I've got a surprise for you." "Oh, no, no, no." "No more surprises." "It's..." "I'm going to be installing a solar-heated shower." "I know, it's a little high tech, but I think it's good." "Okay." "Well, as long as we don't lose the rugged everyman quality." "You know how much I love that." "I do, I do." "I think we're fine, because this roof isn't going to fix itself." "Well, then, I better go strap on my tool belt so I can help you." "Although, wait." "There is one thing you have to promise me." "Next trip," "Fiji." "Okay." "sync and correction by majtjkong" | {
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"Ow." "How awful." "Yeah, I barely swerved out of her way." "Totally wrecked the whole car." "Manu," "can I tell you something... without you flipping out?" "What?" "I forgot about an old gambling debt, the guy showed up yesterday." "I need 2,000 euros fast." "Have you been gambling again?" "No." "Hi, do you have two eggs I can borrow?" "Take them all." "OK, have a nice evening." "Great, now we're out of eggs." "Manu, I gotta pay this debt." "Yeah, but I can't help you;" "I don't have that kind of money." "And the savings account for the apartment?" "That's for the apartment." "I'll pay you back soon." "I was at the unemployment office today, it looks like they have a job for me." "Great, then you'll fix things, just not with my money." "Come in." "Hall." "A large combined living room and bedroom." "Bathroom." " Super, totally new." "An open kitchen area... that merges directly into the winter garden." "800." "It's worth a little more than that." "I'd be willing to buy it." "No, I'll be redeeming it soon." "You in, or you writing love letters?" "No, I'm in." "Hi." "Happy birthday." "Thanks." "You're late, can't you make a habit of being on time?" "You live too far out of town, on Sundays nothing runs." "Even as a kid I used to hate that." "Take off your shoes." "A man from the collection agency was here the other day." "New debts?" "No, probably an old one." "What did you tell him?" "What should I say?" "I don't know where you live, what you do." "Amen." "You look tired." "Mmm, tastes good," "I guess you learn how to cook when you're alone." "I always liked to cook." "Why didn't Manuela come along?" "She had to sub for one of her colleagues." "Anyway I wanted to come alone for a change." "Any particular reason?" "No, I just thought we could talk from father to son." "Do you want to come back to the congregation?" "No, not necessarily." "I wanted to talk to you about my future and my livelihood." "So you do have new gambling debts?" "I just want to invest in my future." "I don't have any money." "Papa, I'd just need 2,000 euros, then I could give up my job and start a new course." "What kind of course?" " Electrotechnology." "Doesn't the unemployment office pay for that?" "You act like you work there." "Forget it, man." "I don't have the money anyway." "I hope at least you can depend on your Father." "Any progress?" "Can you show me something?" "I threw them away." "What do you mean, threw them away?" "Do you know how great it feels... to open your mailbox every day... and find it full of people who don't want you?" "I don't think you're even trying." "Besides, I can't accept every job you give me." "I have to think about my career." "I've got training, I need a job... where I can work my way up, where I can develop my potential." "Give me something like that and I'll start work tomorrow." "Fiala." "Hi." "Sure." "The washing machine comes on Saturday." "Then that's what we'll do." "Thanks." "Bye." "All right," "I'm giving you a list... with 6 potential jobs," "I'd take one of them because this is... your absolute last chance." "Hi, a whiskey straight up please... and do you have coins for the slot machine?" "It takes bills too." "You could have scored there." "Wait, you can score here again." "You mind?" "What are you doing?" " What do you say: if we win, we split it." "All right, let's start." "Hey Elvira, you up for something else?" "What do you have in mind?" " Casino." "You ever been to the casino?" "Yes, briefly, but I didn't bet." "But today you should, you know why?" "You've got a helluva winner's streak." "According to the law of probabilities and with a little intuition... you can determine a number sequence... or a prime number... that can be narrowed down by using dozens..." "I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about." "Where do we start?" "Have you seen my notebook, it's got my permanences, my system." "If we're gonna have a system, then this one." "That's not a system, that's suicide." "1 is 0, 2 even, 3 odd, 4 red," "5 black, and 6 Is you sit out a round." "You're the lucky roller." "1 to 35, that's maximum risk." "Chill out, it's just beginner's luck." "Hey, no doubting the system, you hear?" "Interesting tactics." "Yeah, you gotta give everything a try." "What are you doing?" " Breaking the rules." "That's pure stupidity, it won't happen." "Yes," "I knew it." "I'm going to the john, give me the die." "I can't believe it." "You annihilated 7500 euros in 3 games, you idiot." "C'mon, you didn't lose anything." "You know what, you're on your own." "A coffee." "Good morning, gas company, we're here to read the meter." "Morning." "Come in." "The kitchen is back there." "Stinks, doesn't it?" "But it's not from me, look up there." "I see, the stains." "Water stains everywhere." "That doesn't look too good." "4 months ago they renovated the place upstairs... and the water seeped out into the walls." "Where's your heating?" "Here's the radiator." "And the owner refuses to fix it, he does nothing." "Even the health department was here, said it's a health hazard..." "Some people are lonely and you gotta have a cup of coffee with them." "You have your weekly and daily workload, but you make your own schedule." "Oh yeah, some people will offer you money off the record." "That's a criminal offense." "Morning, gas company, I'm here to read the meter." "Well?" "92 units." "Difference due is 470 euros." "200?" "Sorry, no deal." "Do you trust in fate or do you think... everything happens by chance?" "If you are ready to take your life into your own hands..." "Excuse me, I have an appointment with Dr. Kasper." "You mean group therapy?" "Is this your first time?" "Then it's OK, down the hall." "I borrowed money from everyone, and they're all waiting for my severance pay, but I already collected it and spent it on lottery tickets." "What kind?" "The 1 euro ones at the tobacco store." "And what was the direct cause... for coming to us?" "I'm about to retire... and have 170,000 euros in debts." "Why'd you wait so long?" "OK, so you won something at first, but then you kept on going for 15 years?" "You gotta get out sooner." "I never thought we'd run into each other again, like a couple of retirees with prostate problems." "So how are things going with you debt-wise?" "I don't have any debts, I'm here because of my girlfriend." "Didn't you used to work at a bank?" "Still do." "But just as long as..." "I come here regularly." "They really trust me." "And how long have you been clean?" "11 months and... 17 days." "In 2 weeks I get the AA certificate." "Wow, AA certificate." "Hello, gas company, I'm here to read the meter." "My dog's sick, he's got worms," "I went to the doctor to get him antibiotics..." "That's how it is, and what's even worse is... we have to pay to have the garbage incinerated too!" "." "I know how you and me... can outsmart our oppressors." "Hi." "The door was open." "Gas company, I'm here about the heating." "It's Tanja's pad, she'll be right back." "Pull up a chair." "Here." "It's been a while." "Then you'll feel it better." "...a game of dice developed by Mozart, turning every visitor into a composer." "No previous knowledge in music is necessary, just a love for games." "From over 1.5 million possibilities... each beat is rolled by chance." "Using a set of dice you compose... a new piece beat by beat, giving rise to 1.5 billion melodies... determined by chance." "Here we have the living room... with a large kitchen, trees outside the window..." "The kitchen is great, we could put in a bar." "Excellent." "The apartment is surrounded by green, good infrastructure, nearby public transportation, very quiet, low utility costs." "It's a new, recently built complex." "Why's the door open?" " Beats me." "I'm so sick of these strangers always hanging around." "I've been here for days, they come and go." "Who's he?" "The gas man, he's waiting for you." "Shit, why do I always have to do everything?" "What do you want?" "Great." "Shit, why always me?" "Can I help you?" "Where's your co-worker?" "He promised to come himself." "Don't know;" "I don't know him." "Because we had a deal." "Could I have another hit?" "If you ain't got no money, what was the deal, huh?" "Can't you just say we didn't heat the place?" "OK, I'm gonna go back... and read the meter," "and since you're such nice people, we can play a little game." "Games are cool." "What are we playing?" "Dice." "And how?" "You got 6 possibilities, one of them is... the legal one where you pay, and the other 5 you can think up yourselves, but one of them has to hurt, OK?" "5 possibilities." " Taking off your clothes already, huh?" "Yeah right." "Wait, hold on..." "You and your..." "Off me, you sicko." "I say we go see my ex-boyfriend and have him kick his ass." "Na, that's boring." "I say we do it." "I got something." "There's this stock exchange guy in New York... and he gets fed up with his job so he goes out on the street... with a sign that says:" "FREE HUG." "Find anything interesting?" "You're not exactly the kings of frugality." "Here, our suggestions." "A free hug." "Free hug." "Do you need much longer?" " No." "What's your relationship to Kurt Jager?" "Why?" "He's in trouble." "Allow me to introduce myself, Bender from the collection agency." "What kind of trouble?" "Look, once they send me, a loan has passed through quite a few hands... and increased accordingly." "I'm the end of the line." "End of the line?" "How well do you know him?" "Used to know him..." "It's been a while, half a year or so." "The story about Klaus, man..." " Gimme a hit." "No, I got another possibility." "We pay Klaus a visit and throw his bed out the window." "That'll get the lazy bastard up, he just sleeps all day." "My choice is you and me move on alone." "Another possibility would be for you to get out." "How brazen of you." "Why?" "One has to hurt." "Bye bye." "Where'd my die go?" "Shit." "Wasn't I in your apartment?" "Yesterday." "Anyway, now you're here with my girlfriend... in the hospital." "I'd like to talk to you about God." "Yesterday I just happened to read that God doesn't play dice." "But let's be honest, isn't that exactly how it looks?" "What do we have?" "Geriatrosis?" "Toxic corns?" "Or cancer." "Cancer is always good, goes fast, isn't messy, and you can say good-bye to your loved ones." "I bet you're old lady's a nag, or you worked your ass off all your life for your family, or maybe you were just some poor slob stuck in the quicksand..." "It doesn't matter, no one cares if you were a good person, not even God." "It gives you goose bumps, huh?" "I always thought God was spiteful, but now that I know he plays dice, he's OK by me." "Kurt, you're not allowed in here." "Can I have my teeth?" "My grandson..." "He's not your grandson, he's a nurse." "You get your teeth back after surgery." "Kurt, please, I have to work." "Astrid's sick." "Of course, and the only one... who can sub for her is assistant nurse Manu." "Go home." "Good evening, Mr. Kurt." " Hi, Ali." "Kurt." "Please." "I don't understand why." "Didn't I help you with everything?" "OK, hour of truth." "Ask me whatever you want, I can't lie." "This isn't a game." "Are you involved with other women?" "No, no other women." "What do you want from me anyway?" "I don't know." "I don't even know what I want from life... or what life wants from me." "I don't always know what I want either, but you have to know that." "They've got nothing to do with each other." "With me they do." "I have to get back... to work." "We can go on talking tonight." "Look, I'm tying this knot... and you mustn't undo it until you do a good deed." "Franz look, there's something shapeless and slimy on the floor." "I think it's your self-control." "Get lost, you're bothering me." "Wrong," "I want to help you." "It would be a pity... to lose that AA certificate, right?" "You're wasting your time." "I got time." "Hundred-euro bills?" "Thank you." "Wow, this building's beautiful." "This way." "At least I still get to see my kids, but there are fathers in the group... who can't even remember what their kids look like." "Hey Franz, you know you sound like... a guy on one of those talk shows... who made one mistake and can never... get his shit together again." "OK, your head says you want... a family with a dog," "a house and yard, and a neighbor who washes, but your backbone sings a different tune." "What, that I'm a loser?" "That I don't love my kids?" "Do you realize how much self - control this costs me?" "How do you know when to control yourself?" "Maybe you should learn to control the sentimental feelings... you have for your family instead?" "Evening, Ali." "I can't let you in, sorry." " How come?" "That's the way it is." " Why can't I come in?" "I'm sorry." "Why can't I come in, give me one good reason." "I wanna talk to the manager." "I wanna talk to the manager." "The manager is on the way!" "." "Why can't I come in?" "I'm terribly sorry, but someone in your family is worried about you." "Did someone have me barred?" "Don't make trouble." "Who had me barred?" "I wanna know who had me barred." "Red." "Now." "OK red." "Red again." "You won." "Now sit out another round." "Rubbish, you're on a roll." "You sit out when I tell you to sit out." "I'm going to take a piss." "Hello, Franz." "I don't have any money." "Hi Daddy, it's me, Kurt." "Did you have me barred?" "In the casino, where else?" "Did you have me barred in the casino?" "OK, then I know who it was." "No, I'm not gambling again." "Get off my case." "I gotta hang up now." "Bye, don't worry, bye." "What are you doing back already?" "What happened to you?" "What?" "What happened?" "I ran into a swinging door." "Shit, you can't go back in there like that." "No." "Your tie is ruined." " Yeah." "Give me my money." "You'll never get that tie clean again." " I kept on playing." "You kept on playing?" "Did I tell you to keep on playing?" "No, but I..." "And did you win?" "No, the dough's gone." "I lost it." "We were doing so well and then." "What do you mean the dough's gone?" "My dough is gone?" "No, my dough's not gone." "Your dough is gone." "You owe me 1,700." "Is Manu here?" "Did you have me barred?" "Yes, did you think I'd stand by and watch you ruin everything?" "What do you mean, ruin everything, what's the casino got to do with you?" "Kurt, I can help you." "Maybe I don't need that kind of help." "You're like a little child." "And you're like a nurse who wants to play doctor even at home." "I don't understand you." "Maybe I'm just not who you think I am." "I'm thinking the same thing." "That's not my problem." "Then take out a loan." "Karl, a coffee please." "How did your wife put up with you for 10 years?" "It's my business what I do with my money... and you didn't follow the rules." "OK, 2 days." "You better think of something." "Hello, Mr. Jager," "I'm sorry to inform you that your benefits have been revoked... for willfully blowing off your job." "Moreover, based on gas company investigations... you're being prosecuted for bribery." "Good-bye." "Hey Karl, my coffee's cold." "You all alone?" "Maybe." "Maybe?" "Don't you want to go play?" "Games suck." "You think games suck?" "They're boring." "Too bad you think games suck," "I like games." "Dodge ball too?" "No, I'm more of a cards and roulette man." "I think games suck... because afterwards everything's the same as it was before." "Were we too loud again?" "Is Tanja home?" "The gas man." "No, Tanja's not here." "She'll be back this afternoon." "It's already 5." "It's 5 already, then come in." "This isn't a shelter for the homeless." "I didn't like that game after all, you owe me money." "Everyone can just fuck off." "But you liked the game." "We could continue playing." "If you win, I pay your next fix." "I have to find some money first." "What did you just say?" "Sorry, can you repeat that?" "I've got no money." "What do you mean you've got no money?" "Are you crazy?" "What do you..." "Hey, what kind of a psycho are you?" "Chill out, the die has chosen a possibility." "What?" "The die has chosen a possibility." "We must follow those who have assumed leadership." "It's our duty... to obey the instructions given by God... and his organization." "We must tend to the needs of the flock." "Take care of yourselves... and the entire flock, of which the Holy Spirit has designated guardians... to watch over God's congregation... for which he paid dearly with the blood..." "It's been a long time since you joined us." "How are you?" "Yeah, thanks, I'm in a hurry." "Papa." "What a surprise." "The world is full of surprises." "That's good for you too." "Unfortunately not just good ones." "Tanja is pregnant." "By you?" "Son, what have you done?" "But that's not our problem." "Then what is?" "Can you be less cryptic?" "My God, what have I done to deserve this?" "We need the money for an abortion." "Six hundred." "Eight hundred." "And I can't keep the baby because I'm a drug addict." "What are you thinking?" "I can't support that, it's a mortal sin." "You don't have to bugger your son," "PAPA." "My God, it's Satan's brood." "Yeah, see." "Papa, you clean the community hall every weekend, you slave for them every spare minute, they couldn't hope for a better sheep in the fold." "Can we go now?" "Wait 5 minutes, at midnight... the money machine's gonna spit the rest out." "Your father is really taking this hard." "Give me a cigarette." "Time to sin." "God protect me, I have nothing to fear." "Your pop with his Mr. Proper religion is getting on my nerves." "No wonder you ended up so wacked out." "Did I?" "Papa, go ahead, it's after midnight." "Where are we going anyway?" "Where the viscera make love." "1:" "Sex." "When was the last time you had sex?" "Oh shit, that was a stupid question." "Well?" "Yeah." "Your worst lie." "That I told my father I've had a job for a year now." "What's going on?" "Tanja's coming with us." "I thought just you and me." "6:" "Most bitter truth." "Tough one, huh?" "That I'm totally incompetent, in everything." "What are you looking at?" "Is something wrong?" "I have a weird feeling about this." "I'm lady luck." "Now we just have to decide how to get there." "Franz, I don't bite." "By car, of course, we rent a car." "OK, we rent a car." "2 is we take the train." "3 is we hitchhike." "Did you already scope out the casino?" "No, I didn't." "We'll check everything out when we get there." "It's gonna be great." "Yeah, terrific." "I'd like some of those cigarettes please." "These?" "No the other ones." "16 red." "Place your bets please." "Thank you." "Final bets." "No more bets, thank you." "Where did you get the scars?" "Probably from my ex-boyfriend." "For real?" "What's real, what's a dream, take your choice." "Is this real or is it a dream?" "Is this real or is it a dream?" "I don't know." "I'm on a business trip." "Of course I'll come see you again." "Sure." "I know mommy's mad at me because..." "Say hi to your little sister from Papa, OK?" "Kisses." "Me too, kisses." "Silvy, calm down, everything's fine." "I'll straighten everything out, I promise." "It doesn't matter." "Yes, it's gambling money." "I don't want to argue with you, it's rubbish because we..." "Franz, no, we're taking a break." "The die says we sit out, so no casino today." "I didn't find anything." "If you're hungry, you eat everything." "If the die says red, then we eat red." "In this phase we have to follow every detail exactly, or it's no use." "Isn't there some way we could make some money?" "Make money, here?" "How?" "Like in the old days." "What's that?" "It was always right before." "One more time, I can't believe it." "Anyone want to place a bet?" "I can't believe it." "Where'd you pick her up anyway?" "From when I was working for the gas company." "The gas company." "Do you still go to Café 13 sometimes?" "It closed down." "He hanged himself." "You seen Silvia since then?" "Silvy?" " Yeah, chubby little Silvia." "I married her." "What's so funny?" "Man, I could tell you tons of stories about her." "Save your breath, I've heard them all." "Let's have another?" "Hello, closing time." "Where is this man?" "He left an hour ago." "C'mon, get up." "We have to go." "Where's Franz?" "He left an hour ago." "What's that?" "Thanks, sorry." "See if the money's still there." "No." "That asshole." "That lousy bastard." "What an asshole." "Shit." "What do we do now?" "Never ever a good deed again." "What kind of friends do you have anyway?" "He'll get what's coming to him." "So will we." "We can't even pay for our room." "I'm sure he already paid for it, he's not an asshole." "Now you're defending him, how naive are you?" "Stop it." "Kurt, I can't sleep." "I can't sleep." "Let's play another round of dice." "I'm so restless, Kurt." "Come on." "I don't feel like it anymore." "C'mon now, we already started." "Look what I have for you, sweetie, look, I know you like it, look." "Really, I don't feel like it anymore." "C'mon, we can't just..." "You can't just quit, it was a die decision, so we gotta follow it through, right?" "Mr. Die." "Lady Die." "Look what I have for you." "Oooh, you do that good, Tanja." "Tanja, good." "That's how you always do it." "Get it in there." "Makes you gag, doesn't it?" "Stick it in there, deeper." "Yes, faster." "Ah yes, do it to me." "Yes." "Faster, c'mon." "Are you coming yet?" "Yeah, OK, you're done." "C'mon, let's play "hide and seek" and you have to find me." "7, 8, 9, 10..." "And when I come, I'm gonna gobble you up." "28... 29..." "Gotcha!" "You got any more of those?" "What?" "The yellow-and-red ones." "You got any more of the yellow-and-red ones?" "It's my last one." "Let me see." "No, it's mine, it's my last one." "I just want to look at it." "No, you're gonna take it away from me." " I won't take it away from you." "OK, we'll roll to see who gets it." "Stupid, now you made me swallow it." " You're the biggest moron I know." "Hey!" "I didn't want to swallow it." "You just go and take it!" "What an asshole." "I didn't want to." "Antisocial!" "This is fuckin' getting' on my nerves." "You can't just take my stuff away." "Where's the die?" "How should I know where your stupid die is?" "You probably swallowed it too." "It was your last one?" "There's a whole bag." "Your last one, huh?" "There, your last one?" "As if you never told a lie." "Yeah, but that's what I want to change now." "I've told myself a thousand lies in my life." "I don't want that anymore." "I don't want that anymore." "Lies everywhere I look." "Here a lie, there a lie..." "I don't want that anymore." "Fine, then no problem, right?" "What if I roll on that?" "What?" "Whether or not we need each other." "For all eternity or just for a while?" "Might as well play for keeps." "For all eternity." "Ready." "Oh, what a holy moment this is." "Even: we need each other; odd: we don't." "This is..." "I mean what does it mean." "It means everything." "It'd be so cool." "I'm too scared to roll," "I can't open my fingers." "People break up even though they need each other." "I'm getting all emotional here." "Take a deep breath and do it." "What's even and what's odd?" "Even is we need each other; odd is we don't." "What is it?" "It was a 1." "We don't need each other." "What do you want?" "Open up." "I want to go for a walk with you, look at the stars." "You're wasted again." "No." "Bullshit!" "Open up!" "Sorry, the die decided against it." "The die, the die, the die." "I can think of other ways we could make each other miserable." "Asshole." "Open up, Kurt." "I'm out of here." "I'm gonna be gone by the count of 3." "Just letting you know." "3, 2," "1, and I'm gone." "Now I'm back again." "What do we do now?" "1: you find work. 2 is I find work." "3 is we place a bet." "3 is..." "What are you gonna use to bet with?" "Money." "Your t-shirt, this old rag?" "I could turn tricks." "Yeah, that was number 1 already." "3 is we beg money." "4 is..." "We... steal an old lady's purse." "5 is... 5 is we go to a peep show as a couple... as an act." "5 is we go to work in a peep show." "And 6 is..." "We whine at him until he gives us... 10 euros that we can bet with." "What is it?" "6." "Look at me." "Look at me." "There..." "That's better." "Don't get up." "Just stay where you are." "Get in the shower." "Stay there." "It's so cold." "Better?" " It's so cold." "Better?" "Yeah, you gotta breathe." "But it's so cold." "Can I have two more clean ones please?" "Thank you." "Why are you so calm?" "Is that a die decision too?" "I'd like to know what you want... instead of what the die wants." "Who am I?" "OK if I join in?" "Sure, anytime." "Where's the yellow car?" "He just won the pot and drove away." "What?" "I don't believe it." | {
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"And we're back at the final stretch of the Indianapolis 500." "Guy Gagné is gaining on the pack." "The young French Canadian is making quite an impression in his debut here at the Motor Speedway." "In all my years of racing," "I've never seen a driver with this much raw talent." "But what's this?" "Out of nowhere, a dark horse is challenging Gagné." "He's gaining on the pack." "And down the front stretch." "Moving into fourth position..." "third..." "Now, second!" "Going to the outside as they cross the bricks!" "And it looks like the winner is Turbo!" "Amazing!" "Unbelievable!" "Instant replay." "Again, in super slo-mo." "Whoo!" "Whoa!" "Welcome back, race fans." "We're here with Indy's brightest new star, Guy Gagné." "Tell us, Guy, what inspired you to become a race driver?" "You know, Dan, everybody's got that one thing that makes them happy." "And for me, it's terrifying, terrifying blazing speed." "Guy!" " One at a time, please." " Theo!" "Yes, the handsome fellow in the back." "What are you doing?" "What I've always done." "Stay focused, try to run my race." "That's all any driver can do." "Next question." "Can you please go to sleep?" "We've got work tomorrow." "Sleep?" "Are you kidding me?" "It takes hours to come down after a big race like this." "Yeah, I bet." "Okay." "They are the fuel that keeps me running!" "Guy, when you were just a rookie starting out in the Indy Lights, did you ever dream that you'd be standing here today?" "Well, as my dear father always told me," ""No dream is too big, and no dreamer too small. " Too small." "Sleep!" "Head in the game." "Head in the game." "Yes!" "Seventeen minutes!" "That's a new record!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Theo!" "Good morning." "Let's go, people!" "Pick it up!" "Turbo, ready to make his move." "Did you see that?" "She cut me off!" "Ah!" "The joys of racing." "How could anyone not see the appeal of watching a bunch of cars, drive around in circles for hours on end?" "Left turn!" "Left turn!" "Left turn!" "Your ignorance saddens me to no end." "Left turn!" ""What do I do here?"" ""Oh, no, wait a minute." "Left turn!"" "'Morning, Chet!" "How's it going, Sally?" "'Morning, Chet." "'Morning, Phil." "Well, that's a shame." "And so begins another wonderful work week at the plant." "All right, people, we got a lot of tomatoes to harvest today." "We got to pick them, we got to sort them, we got to eat them." "But most importantly, we got to be..." "Safe." "Yes!" "Music to my ears." "Look at her." "Nice curves." "Oh!" "You are one giant, juicy temptress." "Mmm." "Big Red." "Any day now." "Any day now." "Overripe!" "Overripe!" "Overripe!" "Oh, no." "Here we go." "Bring it on." "Whoa!" "Not this time." "And the cars are at the starting line." "Gagné's in the top pole position, driving his trademark number one overripe tomato." "Next to him is that feisty young upstart, Turbo." "Gentlemen, start your engines." "Gagné rolls into the lead around the first turn with Turbo hot on his tail into the straightaway." "Hey, there he goes again." "And down the homestretch, the crowd goes wild!" "Go, Turbo!" "They're neck and neck!" "Gagné, Turbo!" "Turbo, Gagné!" " And it looks like the winner is..." " Turbo!" "Oh!" "So close!" "It's a photo finish!" "Overripe!" "All right, all right, knock it off." "Talk to your brother, Chet." "Or I will." "I'm on it, Carl." "This will not happen again." "Uh-huh." "Heard that before." "Okay." "That's lunch!" "You do this to yourself, you know." "I mean, look at you." "How could they not make fun of you?" "It's like you're almost forcing them." "If you'd just quit it with the speed stuff..." "I can't help it." "It's in me." "Mmm, no." "It is not "in" you." "Says who?" "Nature." "Mother Nature." "Maybe you've heard of her?" "We all have our limitations, Theo." "And the sooner you accept the dull, miserable reality of your existence, the happier you'll be." "Wow." "Aren't you just a little ray of sunshine?" "Heads up!" "Shell crusher, two o' clock!" "All right, people, you know the drill." "Tuck and roll!" "Can't tuck." "I can't tuck!" "Theo, tuck and roll!" "We've been over this." "I don't tuck and roll." "You have a shell for a reason." "Use it." "You use it." "I mean, come on, he's not even looking this way." "Hey, Juice Box, nice tricycle!" "You see what I'm saying?" "All right, good hustle." "Good hustle, everybody!" "Almost everybody." "Quitting time!" "Good night, Jim!" "Night, Sally!" "Night, Steve!" "I don't know your name." "I'm out of here!" "Bye!" "You're watching Fast!" "Sponsored by Adrenalode!" "Adrenalode, not legal in Utah and South Dakota." "Do not exceed more than two cans of Adrenalode in a 24-hour period." "Do not expose Adrenalode to flame, or to water, or to sand." "Yes!" "Oh!" "That tastes awesome." "Welcome back to The Road to Indianapolis." "I'm here with five-time Indy champ, the legendary Guy Gagné!" "I love you, Guy!" "Tell us, Guy, do you have any advice for the future racers out there who might be watching at home right now?" "Oh, my gosh." "That's me, that's me." "Well, there comes a time in every race when a driver is forced to make that one, key, split-second decision." "Fall behind, or push ahead." "Push ahead!" "To take a chance and risk it all, or play it safe and suffer defeat." "Risk it all, Guy!" "But what really separates the racers from the champions..." "Yes!" "...that one thing that separates the ordinary from the extraordinary..." "What is it?" "That one thing is..." "No!" "No, you didn't!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Come back to me, TV!" "Whoa." "Only you have your finger on the..." "It's working!" "'Morning, Bob." "'Morning, Sally." "'Morning, Steve." "'Morning..." "You know, this is good." "Yes, this is good." "I daresay we've had a breakthrough, here." "With that TV gone, you can finally get out of that garage and put all that racing nonsense behind you." "And do what?" "Start living your life." "I have a life?" "Big Red?" "Big Red!" "I can't tuck." "I can't tuck!" "Yes!" "Finally!" "All right, let's chow down!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Hit the brakes, people." "It's Gardener Day." "You're quitting?" "Just like that?" "Hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained." "That's a bad thing." ""There comes a time in every race when a driver is forced to make that one, key, split-second decision."" "What did he just say?" ""Take a chance and risk it all, or play it safe and suffer defeat."" "Okay, enough with the crazy talk, Theo." "Just step away from the grass and get back to work." "Theo!" "And the cars are at the starting line." "Gentlemen, start your engines." "And once again, it's Turbo out front." "No dream is too big." "In the high lane!" "At the stripe!" "And it looks like the winner is..." "Tuck and roll, Theo!" "Tuck and roll!" "No!" "Aw." "Are you insane?" "You could've gotten yourself killed!" "Theo, what were you thinking?" "I thought I could get there." "When are you gonna wake up?" "I wish..." "I wish I was..." "That was close." "Oh, no." "Yeah!" "No, no, no!" "Come on!" "Faster!" "No, no, no!" "What happened?" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Get out of here!" "Not dead!" "Not dead!" "Ugh!" "It reeks in here." "It's like wearing a hat made out of feet." "Home." "Aah!" "Aah!" "All right." "I'm okay." "Oh." "That's peculiar." "Okay, what's happening to me?" "Oh!" "What?" "That's me!" "Oh, come on!" "Stop it!" "Shh!" "Shh!" "Quiet, quiet!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Welcome, everyone, to this monthly safety meeting." "Well, there goes Jerry." "I'm going to hand things over to Chet, now, who has some important new policies to go over." "Thank you very much, Carl." "Good afternoon, everyone." "I'm happy to "poli-see" you all here today." "Okay." "I would like to begin with some very exciting news." "The latest figures are in." "Accidental smushes were down 15 percent." "Well done, team." "It's tricky to rock a rhyme" "To rock a rhyme That's right, on time" "It's tricky T-t-tricky, tricky" "Yo, yo!" "You're listening to 98.6 where hip-hop... beats." "What's new pussycat?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Drop it like it's hot" "Drop it like it's hot" "Finally." "Huh?" "What in the..." "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Oh!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Help!" "Stop!" "Stop, stop!" "Mom!" "Yeah!" "Whoa!" "Oh, no!" "And so, in preparation for Crow Awareness Week," "I'd just like to say..." "Tuck and roll!" "No, I'm not kidding!" "Tuck and roll!" "Look out!" "Granted, yes," "I admit that there's been a wee bit of damage to inventory, here, but if you'd just let me explain..." "You're fired!" "Whoa, okay, Carl, if you just give him one more chance," "I promise that this will never, ever..." "You don't understand." "You're fired." ""You," plural." "Youse." "Y'all." "Both of you!" "Chet." "I'm so sorry." "You have to believe me, I didn't mean for this to..." "All my life." "All my life, I've defended you, covered for you, stood up for you, apologized for you, and this is what I get in return." "Dragged down with you on your sinking ship." "A nice, comfy deck chair on the S.S. Theo!" "Ave-aye, Captain!" "I'm really sorry." "What is wrong with you?" "I don't know." "All I know is, the other night," "I'm standing above the 101, and all of a sudden..." "It was a rhetorical question!" "Chet!" "Help!" "The world is moving!" "Coming through!" "Okay, I'm gonna wake up any minute now." "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "Chet?" "Easy now, fellas." "You really don't wanna do this." "Chet!" "Am I dead?" "Is this heaven?" "I pictured it cleaner." "Come on, get up." "Theo." "Whoa." "The crows got you, too." "What?" "No, Chet, it wasn't the crows." "It was..." "Look at this place." "Broken glass, rusty nails." "Breathe." "Discarded salt packets!" "A few, yeah." "It's like a minefield out here." "Oh!" "Oh, no." "I've got tetanus." "I've got tetanus." "My jaw is locking up." "Chet, will you calm down?" "There is no reason to panic." "Everything's gonna be just fine." "Well, well, well." "Buenas noches, little amigos." "This must be my lucky day." "Hola." "It's Tito." "Hey, tell everyone I'm bringing it." "What is this place?" "Well, well, well." "Somebody better call the cops, because I'm about to make a killing." "Killing?" "What'd he drag in this time?" "Ha!" "Whiplash is going to eat them up." "It's gonna be a slaughter." "Mm-hmm, dead meat." "We're gonna die." "We're gonna die." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Come on, come on." "Now, hurry up." "A little far from home aren't you, garden snail?" "Hey, I think we got a crier here." "Let's do this!" "I got this one!" "Oh, I got this one!" "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah!" "Come on!" "This is me!" "Time to go, Theo." "Ready..." "Set..." "Go!" "Look." "He dead." "Taco Man found dead snail." "What?" "Run!" "Santa Maria!" "What did you say your name was again?" "My name is Turbo." "Aw!" "I wish I could rename myself." "Where did you find him?" "How did he do that?" "Where did you come from?" "Hey, how'd you do that?" "Theo." "A word, please." "Okay, that was..." "Um..." "Amazing, right?" "If you think that's something, check this out." "Ooh!" "Ahhh!" "Turn it off!" "Sorry." "High beams." "Sorry." "Ooh, that's a new one." "It's okay, it's okay, Theo." "Just hang in there." "As soon as we get home, we're gonna get you fixed." "What?" "I don't need to be fixed." "There's nothing wrong with me, Chet." "Nothing wrong with you?" "Well, you're..." "You're a freak of nature." "I know, I know!" "Isn't it great?" "Theo!" "You know what?" "I prefer "Turbo."" "I don't know what crazy lab you escaped from but you're amazing, Little Amigo." "Amazing!" "Tito!" "Mmm?" "Um, one second, please." "Do you see that sign?" "What does it say?" "Angelo... it says, "Dos Bros Tacos."" ""Dos" Bros, Tito." "Not "Uno" Bro." "You're supposed to be out there, selling tacos, not racing snails." "I know, but this little guy is something special." "I'm telling you, Angelo, the customers are gonna be lining up around the block." "I can see it already." ""Come for the snail racing, stay for the chimichangas." Huh?" "Get your head out of the clouds, Tito." "It's enough with your crazy schemes." "No!" "You're a taco genius, Angelo." "And it is my mission in life to share your gift with the world." "Great." "Then first thing in the morning, get in that truck and go sell some tacos." "Tito." "You sure you had enough to eat?" "Are you tired?" "Here, I made up your bed." "Now, it might get a little chilly tonight." "So, I warmed up your blanket." "There you go." "All comfy and cozy." "Sweet dreams, Little Amigo." "I'll see you in the morning." "Did he really just kiss you goodnight?" "He did." "Jealous?" "Question." "What gives with the super-speed?" "Hey, hey, you a robot?" "Are you radioactive, homie?" "Is it contagious?" "Give the kid some space." "I'm Whiplash." "And this here is my crew." "I'm Skidmark!" "Ah. yeah!" "And I'm Burn." "Sizzle, sizzle, uh-uh." "The name is Smoove Move." "I set the tone around here, you dig?" "Now check this." "Right about now," "I'm moving so fast, the whole world's going in slow motion, baby." "Whoa..." "Here one second, gone the next." "They call me the White Shadow!" "Because I'm so fast, all you see is my shadow." "I don't get it." "I'm fast, like a shadow!" "Yeah, but shadows, they're not inherently fast." "White Shadow..." "I can still see you." "Listen, garden snail, you clearly got the skills to pay the bills." "If snails had to pay bills, that is." "You would be able to pay them." "Yeah, bills." "Paid in full, son." "So, I'm here to invite you to join our crew." "Join your crew?" "Did I say something humorous?" "I'm sorry." "It's just that you guys are, you know, kind of slow-ish." "Oh!" "Really?" "To our faces?" "Theo, what are you doing?" "Now, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear what I clearly just heard." "Heard what?" "I didn't hear anything." "Nothing out of order, did you, Theo?" "Oh, I meant what I said." "Then you better put your money where your mouth is." "Snails don't have money." "Otherwise, we'd be able to pay the bills." "Remember?" "Your trash talk is needlessly complicated." "Is it?" "Or is it that your unpaid bills are overdue?" "Enough talk." "It's time for action." "It's simple." "First one to the top of that shooting star wins." "You guys?" "Way up there, huh?" "Awesome." "Let me get my calendar so I can time you." "Oh, you got jokes, rookie?" "Laugh it up, garden snail." "On your mark..." "Get yourself set..." "Prepare to be White Shadowed!" "Whoa!" "Yeah!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Bam!" "Coming through!" "Oh!" "Those guys are crazy!" "Those guys are awesome." "Hey, player!" "The party up here!" "Whoo!" "How do I get up there?" "Later!" "Oh!" "Coming through!" "Yeah!" "Who's "slow-ish" now, garden snail?" "Today, everything changes!" "Tito, what are you doing?" "Planning a "taco-volution"!" "It's a little concept that I came up with." "When you combine the words..." ""Taco" and "revolution." I get it." "But how is that supposed to help us sell tacos?" "Patience, bro." "Taco-volutions don't happen in a day." "Tacos, I say" "Talking about a taco-volution" "Sauce and chips Mmm. .." "And next up on our tour is the L.A. River." "Oh, Oh, Oh!" "Famous for its appearance..." "Get!" "Get out!" "Sorry, Paz." "Can you throw that up here?" "Coming to getcha!" "I'm coming to getcha!" "Bye." "Hey!" "Valley Hobby, this is Bobby, how can I help you?" "No, you got the wrong number." "Yeah, okay." "That's what I'm talking about!" "You want Jackson Five on your feet?" "One Jackson per toe." "Sure, knock yourself out." "Can't get no better." "Mmm!" "Okay." "So, what's your plan, huh?" "Stay here in this rundown strip mall?" "With a bunch of lunatic snails, and a nutso taco man who is using you to sell Mexican food?" "Because if that's your plan, then whoopty-skippy-do, sign me up!" "My ears are burning." "I hope you're not talking about me." "You two seem to have a special connection, Little Amigo, and Snail Who Seems To Be Friends With Little Amigo." "Is this your mother?" "Your sister?" "Oh!" "Say no more." "It's your girlfriend." "Ah, she's a cutie." "Ow!" "Hmm." "Women." "I have to admit," "I was kind of hoping the taco-volution would've started by now." "It doesn't make sense." "With my brains and your speed, we should be destined for greatness, right?" "We need to think big, Little Amigo." "I'm talking commercials, talk shows, county fairs." "Flea markets." "No, farmers' markets." "No, supermarkets." "We'll cover all the markets." "Quinceañeras, confirmations, graduations." "The Indy 500." "Ooh, I got it." "We can have our very own telenovela!" "What?" "No." "Oh..." "Whoo!" "This is it, Chet." "I knew we ended up here for a reason." "Will you just slow down for a second?" "Slow down?" "Are you kidding?" "I'm never going slow again!" "Theo, stop." "Oh!" "What are you trying to say?" "I wanna enter him in the Indy 500." "The Indy 500?" "What are you talking about?" "What is he talking about?" "Now, look, I know it may sound a little crazy..." "No, no, no, Tito, that doesn't sound crazy." "Dos Bros Tacos and Sushi." "That was crazy." "What?" "People love sushi." "Dos Bros Tacos and Monkey Petting Zoo." "That was crazy." "The babies were cute." "The adults were just so mean." "Taco Man and his sidekick, the Churro." "Oh, that was off-the-hook crazy!" "Crazy awesome." "But this, Tito?" "This is in a category all by itself." "Angelo, please." "Come on, Chet." "Just hear me out." "Theo, a snail cannot race in a competition meant for cars." "There are rules." "Actually, I've been doing a lot of research, and there's nothing in the rules that says a snail can't enter the race." "There's nothing that says this sponge can't enter the race either, but that doesn't mean it's ever gonna happen." "Millions of people watch that race." "Uh-huh." "This could put us on the map, bro." "Trying to work, here." "Oh, come on, Angelo." "All we have to do is raise the $20,000 registration fee." "What?" "I figured, once we sell the truck..." "Sell the..." "Are you even listening to yourself, Tito?" "You want to invest our entire life savings in a snail!" "I'm telling you, this snail crawled into our lives for a reason." "I think he could be our little shooting star." "Did you hear that, Chet?" "This guy believes in me." "That guy is as crazy as you are." "They'll never let you into that race." "And even if they did, you wouldn't survive one lap." "Yeah, but..." "Angelo, listen..." "Tito!" "Theo!" "Not every dream is meant to come true." "Yeah, what he said." "A snail in the Indy 500." "What will you think of next?" "Don't worry, Little Amigo." "We'll get that entrance fee somehow." "Hmm." "Now, I know some people may say" "$20,000 sounds like a lot of money." "It is a lot of money." "And I know some people may say I'm crazy." "But I say, when a snail crawls into your life at 200 miles an hour, then you'd have to be crazy not to grab onto that shell, and take a ride of a lifetime." "Now, in case you're still not convinced..." "Boom!" "Check out my well-designed endorsement poster." "...are the champions, my friends..." "What's your point, Tito?" "My point is, we got a chance to change our lives for the better." "To make Starlight Plaza the great place we all know it could be." "Now, come on." "Who's ready to sponsor the next Indy 500 champion?" "Sorry, Tito, but I've got work to do." "No, you don't." "None of you do." "I don't get it." "That poster was awesome." "Oh, well, good try, you did your best." "Time to go home, Theo." "Oh, we're going to Indianapolis, Chet." "Don't you worry your chubby little face about that." "All right, team." "Snail up!" "And next up on our tour is the L.A. River." "Famous for its appearance in such movies as..." "You've just been White Shadowed!" "Oh!" "Whoo!" "Next stop is the Starlight Plaza." "Yes!" "Burn." "Let's get this party started." "You know it." "Snailed it." "Skidmark." "You bringing the beverages?" "Oh, I got a beverage for you." "And a beverage for you." "Light her up, Turbo." "Do your thing, baby." "Hey, Angelo!" "We got customers." "Whoa!" "Okay, you ready?" "Go!" "Huh?" "All right." "You're good to go." "Okay, everybody." "Back on the bus." "Oh, Mama, you look good!" "Bye." "Come again." "I do weddings, bar mitzvahs." "Thank you." "Come back soon." "Tomorrow, later on today." "I'll be here." "Good luck with that snail of yours." "Thank you, my friend." "I gotta hand it to you, Tito." "For once, one of your crazy schemes worked." "I know!" "And, hey, if we did better because of that billboard, just imagine what the Indy 500 could do." "Hey, don't go crazy on me." "We had a good day." "We sold a few extra tacos." "It's good enough." "You better not mess this up, Tito." "Mmm-hmm." "Oh, no." "Oh, yes." "We're going to Indianapolis, Chet!" ""I" to the "N" to the "Dizzy" to the "Wizzah." You dig?" "Yes, sir." "One breakfast burrito, please." "That's it." "I'm sorry, honey." "Today is the day." "Tito!" "Are you ready, big man?" "On three." "One, two..." "Indy, baby!" "Oh, oh!" "I got it! "Fasty"!" "Are you kidding me?" "Huh?" "Oh!" ""Turbo"!" "All right, as the kids say, "Time to plump your ride."" "Oh, heck, no!" "Let's do this." "Now, that's more like it." "No twitching." "Voilà!" "Ooh-wee!" "Suited and booted, gooted and looted, dipped and whipped!" "We've got a contender, baby!" "Oh, look at him go!" "Ah." "Fresh air, baby." "We ain't in Van Nuys no more." "Uh-uh." "Hi, Chet." "You're gonna be my boyfriend!" "I'm gonna call you "boo."" ""Boo"?" "What does that even mean?" "Sure beats the view from the garden, huh?" "I can't believe you're doing this." ""We." We are doing this." "You." "I'm just a hostage." "Theo, what happens if you wake up tomorrow, and your powers are gone, hmm?" "What then?" "Then I better make the most of today." "This is even bigger than Hobby-Con." "Wow." "Now, that's a car." "Whoa." "Shiny." "Gagné." "Whoa!" "And Guy Gagné wins the pole, with a four-lap average of 230 miles per hour." "That's Gagné's best time yet." "Turbo has never gone that fast." "I mean, yet." "So, you got a plan, Taco Man?" "Of course I do." "Please tell me those phony glasses are not your plan." "Uh, no." "That would be ridiculous." "Come on, phony glasses, do your thing." "Oh, this great." "I'm gonna go have heart attack." "Qué pasa, my friend?" "I have a driver that I'd like to enter into the race." "What team does your driver race for?" "Dos Bros Tacos and Company." "Has he passed the rookie test?" "Hey, come here." "Let's cut to the chase, okay?" "You have glasses, I have glasses." "What do we gotta do to get this done, bro?" "Hey, let go." "Come on, man, let go!" "This is no way to treat a guy with glasses." "I have astigmatism and stuff." "Yeah, yeah." "Guy, how do you do it, shattering your own records year after year?" "Well, when a cheetah chases after a gazelle, does he ever stop to think, "Maybe I've caught enough gazelles." ""Maybe I should just settle down, try the vegan thing."" "No!" "He keeps running as long as his legs will carry him." "I am like the cheetah." "I never give up." "Next question." "All right, give me the keys." "I'll drive the first shift home." "Whoa!" "What gives?" "No, no, no!" "Can I help you, monsieur?" "One second, please." "What are you doing?" "Are you trying to get me arrested?" "Oh." "Sorry!" "So sorry." "We'll have this under control..." "Ladies and gentlemen!" "I give you the next Indy 500 champion!" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Is that a snail?" "Your driver is a snail?" "What kind of welcome is that?" "I'd say an appropriate welcome, given the situation." "All right." "Game over, nut job." "Let's go." "Have a nice flight, Chet." "Huh?" "Hit it!" "White Shadow!" "Bonzai!" "Get off!" "Pedal to the metal, Turbo." "Go!" "Whoa!" "Yeah!" "Whoa!" "That snail is fast!" "Whoo!" "What did I miss?" "What did I miss?" "226!" "Ha-ha!" "That's fast enough to qualify!" "That's what I'm talking about!" "Whoa!" "That snail is fast!" "Oh, man, wait until people see this!" "Whoa!" "That snail is fast!" "What?" "Are you seeing this?" " Hello?" " Have you heard?" "Yes, I've heard." "That snail is fast." "Forget about it." "This will blow over by noon." "Whoa!" "That snail is fast!" " Hello?" " Have you seen it?" "Yes, I've seen it!" "Whoa!" "That snail is fast!" "What?" "Snail is fast!" "You see the snail moving fast" "You slow, you gonna get passed" "You see him gaining position for first" "He won't be last" "He's ready to make a dash" "Snail quicker than a lightning flash" "His engine's roaring, he's flooring" "He won't run out of gas" "Whoa!" "That snail is fast!" "That snail is fast, fast, fast, fast, fast" "Whoa!" "Are you seeing this?" "Whoa!" "You cannot have a snail in the Indy 500." "Whoa!" "It's a miracle of nature!" "Will the snail be crushed by the giant race cars?" "Whoa!" "That snail is fast," "Fast, fast, fast, fast" "Whoa." "That snail is fast." "We've just received word that the CEO of IndyCar is about to make a statement." "And so, after careful consideration and..." "That snail is fast" "That snail is fast" "Sorry." "My bad." "I've decided..." "Please, say yes." "Please, say yes." "Please, say no." "Please, say no." "White Shadow." "I've decided that I simply cannot permit a snail to enter..." "Please, sir, give my snail a shot, and I swear, you won't regret it." "Mr. Lopez, while I appreciate your enthusiasm, my decision is..." "Let him race!" "Let him race!" "Let him race!" "Let him race!" "Let him race!" "Let him race!" "Now, now." "Order." "Sir, if I may." "You might want to get a two-shot here." "I, like this passionate gentleman here, came from humble beginnings." "In the words of my dear father," ""No dream is too big, and no dreamer, too small."" "And that is why I, for one, believe that if the Indy 500 isn't going to put a limit on speed, then it shouldn't put a limit on spirit!" "Give the people what they want." "Let him race!" "Let him race!" "Let him race!" "Let him race!" "Just me." "Whole frame, my face." "All right!" ""All right," what?" "Your snail can compete in the Indianapolis 500." "Yeah!" "Has the world lost its mind?" "To Turbo!" "Starlight Plaza!" "Hey!" "He ain't slow no more." "That's for sure." "Shut the door." "Get on the floor." "Barbeque sauce!" "And we're back with more from Indianapolis." "Check it out." "We're on TV." "Mr. Lopez, how do you feel about getting to compete in the Indy 500?" "I'm just so happy." "And we'd all be happy to see you come on down to the Starlight Plaza." "Just north of the 101 in Van Nuys, California." "Kim Ly Nail Salon." "Where we put the "nail" in "snail. "" "Taco Man cried in front of millions of people." "Ow!" "Here you go, Paz." "Nice and warm." "Goodnight, Tito." "You comfy enough, Bobby?" "Uh..." "No." "Okay, let me know if you need anything." "Hey!" "No touching!" "Smooth, smooth, smooth." "Sleep tight, Little Amigo." "We got a big day tomorrow." "Yep." "Big day, indeed." "Hmm, I'm detecting a refreshing note of disapproval." "I'm worried." "And you should be, too." "I'll be fine." "You are delusional, you know that?" "It's Big Red all over again." "Only this time, instead of one lawn mower, it'll be 32 giant, fire-breathing cars!" "And I won't be able to save you." "You won't have to, because this time, I have speed." "You're not a car." "You're a snail." "I got a shot here, Chet." "I can do this." "You'll see." "No, I won't." "I will not stand by and watch the only brother I've got risk his life chasing some impossible dream." "I'm sorry, Theo." "All of these people, they believe in me." "Guy Gagne believes in me." "Why won't you?" "And by the way, my name is Turbo." "All right." "Tout suite, let's go." "Whoa." "2.2-liter turbo V6." "24-valve quad-overhead cam." "Fastest open-wheel, single-seat machine on the planet." "I think I'm in love." "No way." "You're not trying to steal my trophy from me, are you?" "Because if you want one for yourself, you may have a long wait." "Espresso?" "So, you are my little competition, eh?" "The underdog versus the champion." "The world loves the underdogs, you know." "The dreamers out there, they need them." "Need to believe that one day, maybe they could achieve the impossible, too." "Well, the sad truth is, underdogs seldom win." "And dreamers?" "Let's just say, eventually, they have to wake up." "I've never talked to a snail before." "So small, so amusing." "No wonder they want to see you race, eh?" "Vroom!" "Vroom!" "Look at him go." "Thank you, plucky snail." "Because of you, the whole world will be watching this race." "And when the checkered flag drops, they'll be watching me win." "Crawl home, garden snail," "while you still can." "Good afternoon, race fans, and welcome to this year's running of the Indianapolis 500." "Televised in over 200 countries and aired in 33 different languages, this is no longer just a race, this is the day you'll be telling your grandchildren about." "Where were you the day they let a snail race in the Indy 500?" "Okay, time to go." "You ready?" "All right, team meeting." "Bring it in." "This is it, Little Amigo." "This is our moment." "Our time." "Today is the day we make our mark." "Everybody in!" "It's go time!" "Oh, Theo." "Be careful out there." "Hey, little snail." "Are you lost?" "No." "Are you a boy, or a girl?" "Why is this confusing?" "I'm not a girl!" "And there they are, folks." "Some of the biggest names in motorsport." "Shelby Stone, hot off her win in Sao Paulo." "Oh, and there's Claudio Cruz, a.k.a. "The Brazilian Butcher."" "He actually was a butcher before he got into race car driving." "Gagné!" "Gagné!" "Gagné!" "Hey!" "And here he comes, folks, le man, le myth, le legend... le "if I could choose anybody in the world to be my best friend it would be..."" "Guy Gagné!" "Yes, yes. "Gagné, Gagné!"" "You know, food trucks are actually very popular these days." "And I tell you what, I do love a good torta." "Yeah!" "Whoo!" "Uh-huh." "And would you look at those t-shirts?" "It is amazing what you can do on your printer at home." "Ay, Tito, you better know what you're doing." "Here you go, little snail." "Now you've got the best seat in the house." "Oh, no." "Nope." "This isn't happening." "I gotta get out of here." "Stay here." "I'll be right back." "Help!" "Let me out." "Let me out!" "Breathe." "Good afternoon and welcome to what has become the most anticipated and unprecedented running of the Indianapolis 500." "So, without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, and snail, start your engines!" "It's like an earthquake!" "I love it." "Is it weird that I love it?" "Everyone, off the track, please." "See you in the winner's circle, garden snail." "Easy to the peasy, baby." "Everything's gonna be fine, okay?" "We can do this, right?" "Oh, I wish I was tiny, so I can give you a hug." "Get off the track!" "Okay, okay, I'm going!" "Good luck out there, Turbo!" "Did anybody bring earplugs?" "What?" "Oh, I can't watch this." "The pace car is off and the parade laps are underway." "Only moments until the green flag drops, and history is made here at Indianapolis." "Let's do this." "And the race is on!" "You go, Turbo!" "Turbo, struggling out there." "Looks like the party is over for the motoring mollusk." "He's getting killed out there." "What have we done?" "Whoa." "That snail is history." "Oh!" "I think I'm gonna be sick." "Come on, garden snail." "Get your head in the game!" "Go, go, go!" "All right, go, go, go!" "Come on!" "We're supposed to be a team, here!" "We're trying." "It's a snail." "There's not that much to do." "That's it." "This pit crew is officially under new management." "Now, this is how it's done." "Air jack." "Jack-tivate." "Lube." "Applied liberally." "Detailing." "Wax on, wax off." "Ow!" "Fuel!" "Down the hatch." "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Foot massage." "You know it." "Relaxing vibes." "Own it, brother." "Now, de-lax those vibes!" "Ahhh!" "Are you crazy?" "Ow!" "Yeah, I'm crazy!" "What made you think I was sane?" "I don't know how to..." "Ow!" "Are you a car?" "No." "Are you a car?" "No!" "Then stop driving like one!" "Now get out there." "Snail up, baby!" "Go, T-boogie, go!" "Gagné with a commanding lead now." "Followed by Claudio Cruz, Shelby Stone and Takao Noguchi." "Go!" "Come on." "Snail up." "Snail up!" "Yes!" "I don't believe it!" "Turbo just went under a car!" "Whoa!" "Did you see that?" "Despite a rocky start, it looks like Turbo is gaining some ground." "Yeah!" "Now we're talking!" "Where is he?" "Where is he?" "Oh!" "He passed another one!" "Yeah!" "That's my brother, right there." "That's the back of his head!" "Go, go, go!" "Left turn!" "Left turn!" "Yeah!" "Left turn!" "Turbo maneuvers past Shelby Stone and into second place!" "He is hot on Gagné's heels!" "The snail's not going away, Guy." "All right, I know, I know!" "These racers better watch it coming into turn four." "This late in the race, that outside edge is full of marbles." "And you don't want to play with these marbles, kids." "That rubber peeling off the tires can be a minefield for these drivers." "Here we go." "Whoa!" "Turbo!" "Oh, no." "Oh, man." "What are we gonna do?" "If he takes another hit like that last one..." "You gotta pull him, Tito." "I'm sorry, Little Amigo." "It's over." "Hey." "We got this far." "It's good enough." "No, it's not." "With the green flag about to be waved, it looks like a mere formality at this point." "Gagné, just five laps away from victory." "Wait a minute!" "Turbo is still in this thing!" "Huh?" "What?" "Whoa!" "What happened there?" "Come on, come on!" "Whoa!" "No!" "Theo!" "No!" " Not this time." " Come on!" "Come on, Turbo." "Come on, Turbo." "Come on, just hold in there a little longer." "No!" "No!" "Farewell, little snail." "Unbelievable!" "Turbo takes the lead." "Snail-style, baby!" "Bad idea." "Bad idea." "And the white flag is in the air as we enter the 200th and final lap." "Turbo weaving between lapped cars like a snail possessed." "He is determined to hold onto his lead." "No!" "I will not lose to a snail!" "Gagné is in the marbles!" "Guy, what are you doing?" "Oh!" "Ah..." "Theo!" "Turbo!" "The track is backed up all the way down the front straight." "It's complete gridlock down there." "I can't see him." "I can't see him." "Guy, are you okay?" "Where am I?" "There he is." "Theo." "Let's finish this." "Oh, no." "Oh..." "Turbo." "No, no, no." "Theo, what are you doing?" "Don't give up." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Hey!" "Where are you going?" "No, no!" "Get back here!" "No, wait!" "No!" "Little snail!" "Theo!" "Is that Chet?" "Now, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear what I clearly just heard." "Ugh!" "Salt!" "Crows?" "Are you kidding me?" "Long time no see, Chet!" "Hey!" "Don't test me, crow." "White Shadow!" "Nice moves back there, boo." "Is this really necessary?" "No, man." "But it's fun." "Whoo!" "Theo!" "Theo!" "Chet?" "Finish this!" "I can't." "Oh, yes, you can." "You're right, you know." "It is in you." "It's always been in you." "Now, I did not just face every fear known to snail-kind to come down here and watch you hide in your shell." "I'm sitting on a crow, for crying out loud!" "Don't even think about it." "And my little brother never gives up." "That's the best thing about you." "So, you get out there and you win this..." "Turbo." "He's still going." "Son of a gun." "Come on, come on!" "Unbelievable!" "The race is back on!" " Excuse me." " Excuse me." "Little Amigo!" "Hey, snail!" "He's gradually gaining on you!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Turbo!" "Tuck and roll!" "And Turbo wins it by a shell!" "That's what I'm talking about!" "Chet!" "Chet!" "Turbo!" "Chet!" "We won, right?" "We just won?" "We won." "Hey, everybody!" "My brother won the Indy 5,000!" "Wow." "That's so romantic." "Hey, Angelo." "We did it!" "We did it." "We did it!" "Free tacos for everybody!" "Snail power, baby!" "Um..." "Mom." "Hey, Gagné!" "Why don't you pick on someone your own size?" "You big bad boy!" "Security!" "I step on you!" "Do you like that?" "Sleeper hold!" "All right." "Let go of me!" "I'm just an old lady!" "Kim Ly Nail Salon!" "That's our snail!" "It's like I always said, Little Amigo, you are amazing!" "Okay, wait." "Just keep your eyes closed until I say so, okay?" "Tito, this is stupid." "Ta-da!" "Hello, Angelo." "Let's get cooking." "Boom!" "The stove talks, bro." "Uh-uh." "Mmm-mmm." "No, honey, soonest available three months from now, 6:00 AM." "Brenda, that daisy really brings out your foot!" "Hey, I'm not paying you guys to sit around and look pretty." "Now, that's more like it." "Check it out." "Whoa." "This guy is good." "And last, but not least, Sanitation." "Mmm." "Nice choice, young man." "Come on, boys." "It's time to take out the trash." "Whoo-hoo!" "Take a look at this place." "Like I said, your skills have truly paid the bills." "Yeah, bills." "What you saying, bro?" "All racers to the starting line." "Hey, T." "You gonna be okay without those fancy magic superpowers?" "Sure. it never stopped any of you." "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Qué pasa, my friend?" "You see that?" "All these people?" "You did that, Little Amigo." "You put this place on the map." "You really are my little shooting star." "Oh, I almost forgot." "I got you something." "Pam!" "Ha-ha!" "You won't be missing this." "What?" "You're all better." "Ooh!" "Oh, that's nice." "Okay, listen up." "Let's have a nice, safe race out there today." "Don't want any accidents." "That being said, blow them off the track, bro." "Mmm, I love a man in uniform." "For real!" "Simmer down, boo." "I'm on duty, here." "On your mark." "All right, so, you got a new shell." "Mmm." "But can yours do this?" "Hit it, Burn!" "Get set." "Go." " Come on!" "Let's do it!" " Yeah!" "Hello!" "Yes, sir." "What'd I say?" "What'd I say?" "Oh, yeah!" "White Shadow!" "I can tuck." "I can tuck." "Okay, baby, here we go." "Come on." "I did it!" "I tucked!" "I tucked!" "I can't get out." "That snail is fast!" "Whoa!" "That snail is fast!" "What?" "That snail is fast!" "Turbo!" "That snail is fast!" "Whoa!" "Turbo!" "That snail is fast!" "Whoa!" "That snail is fast!" "Think that snail's really fast" "When they race, he won't crash" "On your mark Ready, set, go!" "Watch that snail doing that dash" "Want to be number one" "He definitely races fast" "Got that pedal to the metal" "Vroom, vroom!" "Flooring that gas" "Got a need for speed That's all the people see" "You watch him move so fast" "Man, it's hard to believe" "But guess who did it Yeah, he did it" "He would never quit it" "To all his friends and fans, look at him crossing the finish" "Turbo!" "You see this snail moving fast" "You slow, you gonna get passed" "You see him gaining position for first" "He won't be last" "He's ready to make a dash" "Snail quicker than a lighting flash" "His engine's roaring" "He's flooring He won't run out of gas" "Turbo!" "The snail is fast" "The snail is fast" "The snail is fast, fast, fast, fast, fast" "Turbo!" "The snail is fast" "The snail is fast" "The snail is fast, fast, fast, fast, fast" "Don't think this snail can race or even be a winner either?" "When he get behind the wheel" "In the race, he'll be the leader" "He'll be numero uno Call him Turbo, Mr. Snail" "On the race track" "Hit the gas and never fail" "Love the speed, going fast" "Headed right past you Winner of the race" "Turbo snail Yup, that's who" "So buckle up Do your thing" "No one on the track ever raced past him to win" "Look at him Turbo!" "You see the snail moving fast" "You slow, you're gonna get passed" "You see him gaining position for first" "He won't be last" "He's ready to make a dash" "Snail quicker than a lighting flash" "His engine's roaring" "He's flooring He won't run out of gas" "Turbo!" "The snail is fast" "The snail is fast" "The snail is fast, fast, fast, fast, fast" "Turbo!" "The snail is fast" "The snail is fast" "The snail is fast, fast, fast, fast, fast" "Whoa!" "That snail is fast!" "That snail is fast!" "Whoa!" "That snail is fast!" "You see the snail moving fast" "You slow, you gonna get past" "You see him gaining position for first" "He won't be last" "He's ready to make a dash" "Snail quicker than a lightning flash" "His engine's roaring" "He's flooring He won't run out of gas" "Turbo!" "The snail is fast" "The snail is fast" "The snail is fast, fast, fast, fast, fast" "Turbo!" "The snail is fast" "The snail is fast" "The snail is fast, fast, fast, fast, fast" "Turbo!" "The snail is fast" "The snail is fast" "The snail is fast, fast, fast, fast, fast" "Turbo!" "The snail is fast" "The snail is fast" "The snail is fast, fast, fast, fast, fast" "Turbo!" | {
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"~ Previously on "Green Lantern"... ~" "I now understand that the best thing I can do for the Universe is to eliminate all life." "She's vaporizing star systems now." "If we can't get her to listen to sense, we might not have a choice but to..." "Do what?" "Kill her?" "Season 1, Episode 24:" ""Scarred"" "This thing has now become more dangerous than the Manhunter and Anti-Monitor threats combined." "Congratulations, 2814, you're outdone yourself." "Please." "Blame is irrelevant and unproductive." "We need to find a way to stop the threat at hand." "Wait a minute." "Didn't the Guardians create Aya?" "If anyone knows how to turn her off, it'd be you." " "Turn her off?"" " In order to fix her." "We are well aware of that fact, 2814." "The Guardian who constructed Aya was our science director." "I believe you stood idly by while the Anti-Monitor killed her." "What about her records?" "Did she leave anything behind that would allow us to reboot Aya?" "It appears the science director kept no records whatsoever about Aya or anything else." "Are you sure you looked everywhere, uncovered every stone?" " We can help with the investigation." " That will not be necessary." "The Council no longer requires your assistance in this matter." "You got us into this peril, 2814, but it will be the Guardians who get us out." "Appa, don't do this." "You're making a huge mistake." "You are dismissed." " Then it's hopeless." " Not necessarily." "This isn't the first time the Guardians have kicked me off an assignment." " Right, Kilowog?" " Oh, boy." "How do I let you talk me into these things, Jordan?" "Because I'm the best and brightest recruit you've ever had." "And evidently, the most delusional." "Act casual." "[whistles]" "There it is, the science director's quarters." "That hole in the wall?" "I always thought that was a bathroom." "I can usually pop a lock with a credit card." "Usually." "Here, let me try mine." "[grunts]" "The Guardians couldn't locate her records." "What makes you think we'll find them strewn around her chamber?" "One, I hid my Lantern battery in a smelly locker for years before my boss ever found out." "Two, I'm out of ideas." "Look for anything that could help..." "Journals, notebooks." "Very cool..." "It looks like an exact model of the system." "Not quite." "These planets are out of alignment." "Thank you, Kilowog's OCD." "[Alarm sounds] Warning." "Guardian quarters have been breached." "Jordan." "What kind of a weirdo builds a secret underground layer filled with advanced tech like this?" "Someone who wants to hide something." "What do you think that is?" "Weird." "Our Rings are supposed to translate anything, but it can't seem to decipher this." "That's because it's written in ancient Malthusian, our sacred language." "This isn't exactly what it looks like." "It looks like you've broken into a Guardian's personal living space and discovered a hidden inner sanctum." "Then I guess it's exactly what it looks like." "You have done well, Hal Jordan." "I believe you have discovered the science director's journal." "Nothing." "There is no information about Aya at all here." "Wait." "My Malthusian stinks, but I can read a map." "These looks like coordinates." "Very astute, Hal Jordan." "That is correct." "But why write it in a language that almost nobody understands?" "What was she hiding?" "Do not try to escape." "I know you're down there." "Green Lanterns caught trespassing into Guardian's living quarters will be court-martialed and placed in a science cell." "Prepare to be locked away for a very, very long time." "Sayd?" "We should be looking for Aya, not rushing to some random location." "We don't even know what we'll find there." " I know a clue when I see one." " Dropping out of ultrawarp now." "Welcome to the planetoid Vorga." "Would you like me to conduct a tour of the planetoid Vorga?" "There are thousands of sedimentary rock layers indigenous to..." "Lame-o, would you do me a favor and shut up?" "Happy to be of service." "[growls] [growls] [all growling]" "Wait a minute." "Is it me or are those asteroids moving at us?" "It's a tight squeeze, yeah, but don't worry, I'm a trained professional." "Lame-o, you're supposed to warn us about hostiles." "Previously you asked me to shut up." "I successfully executed your orders." "We need more speed." "Warning." "Hostiles now devouring my tail." "This is contrary to normal operating parameters." "Got to shake them off." "Or better yet, take them with me." "How could you know that they would burn off in the atmosphere?" "Instinct, Razer." "Pure instinct." " Which means he had no clue at all." " None whatsoever." "Honing in on coordinates." "There!" "Stay alert." "There's no telling what other surprises could be out there." "You, in the shadows." "No reason to be afraid." "We're Green Lanterns sent here on an urgent mission." " I know who you are." " You?" " We thought you were dead." " Not dead..." "Merely scarred." "I've been expecting you." "But we saw the Anti-Monitor blast you into space dust." "Eons ago, the Guardians possessed tremendous power..." "Telepathy, teleportation." "We dared think ourselves as gods." "But after the great folly that brought forth the Anti-Monitor, the Council thought it best to permanently block our powers." " But you never did." " And you should be grateful." "Had I not confronted the Anti-Monitor, we'd have all been vaporized." "When I knew I was outmatched," "I teleported to this safe haven, almost unscathed." "Well, once we get back to Oa, I'm sure they can..." "No." "The Guardians would not welcome my return." "Besides, I can do more to stop the Anti-Monitor unencumbered by the Council." "About that, the good news is the Anti-Monitor had its head blown off." " Excellent." " Yeah." "The bad news is it was Aya who did it, right after switching off her emotions and going bat guano nuts." "And right before using the Anti-Monitor's body to start vaporizing star systems herself." "Do you now finally understand why you should never have prevented me from deactivating her?" "I..." " We didn't know what she was capable of." " Of course not." "How could a mind such as yours anticipate that which I myself failed to see?" "The Guardians tasked me to create an artificial intelligence that could understand and empathize with emotional beings rather than destroy them, like the Manhunters." "The challenge was nearly impossible, even for me." "I devised the most sophisticated computer ever created." "And yet it was still only a machine." "It required something more." "I developed a theory." "All that was missing was the spark of life." "Unbeknownst to anyone," "I extracted a portion of the entity dwelling inside the Central Battery." "Hold on." "There's something living in the Central Battery?" "Few know of its existence." "A creature that embodies the very essence of willpower and fuels the entire Creen Lantern Corps." "I required but a sliver of that being to complete my experiment." "I was right, of course." "And alas, what you call Aya was born." "Query." "Is anyone there?" "I'm here." "Welcome to existence." "She was an impressive creation." "But there was a problem." "[Rapid beeping]" "What are you doing?" "I forbade you to upload data without my permission." "You will stop immediately." "I require information to understand the Universe and myself." "I am your Creator." "And I order you to stop." "I have even accessed your files, Creator." "According to the records, the Guardians blocked their innate powers eons ago, yet you never did." "Why?" "The same spark of life which allowed her to comprehend emotion had also developed curiosity and freewill." "Something had to be done." "Aah!" "Negative." "I will not allow you to deactivate me." "Uhh!" "Ahh!" "I was forced to wipe her memory, then blocked her emotions from her logic processing unit, rendering her emotional capabilities inert." "You firewalled her feelings." "And then installed her in the "Interceptor" as the navcom." "The vessel required a sophisticated system." "I could not have foreseen that exposure to your crew would render my fail-safes inoperative." "This is good news." "You're telling us that Aya is actually alive." "If her essence came from a living being, then Aya is a living being." "We can reactivate her emotions, appeal to her." "It might be possible." "But we would need something to enable us to get close enough without being killed." "Hey, wait a minute, that's it." "What's the one thing that depowers a Green Lantern's Ring?" " Orrum." " Exactly." "Back on the Spider Guild prison, she could hardly stand up around the stuff." "Perhaps together we could construct a warhead." "A bomb?" "We're not going to kill her." "She's alive." "Of course not." "We'll use a missile to disperse enough orrum to paralyze her upon impact." "Think of it as a giant tranquilizer dart." "I like it." "Unfortunately, orrum is one of the rarest elements in this Universe." "It would require an enormous quantity to confront the A.I." "Lady, this is your lucky day." "I feel for the kid." "Can't be using building a bomb to use against the love of your life." "Tranquilizer dart." "Remember?" "This is the last batch." "It seems like a lot." "Are you sure this won't destroy her?" "I did not become the science director of Oa by making miscalculations." "Do you want your Aya back, or do you not?" "The Reconion shell will block the orrum's effect on both the ship and yourselves." "There's just one last problem." "How do we find her?" "That will not be as difficult as you may believe." "Gnots." "It appears the A.I. hasn't detected us." "She's focusing solely on converting that matter to energy." "Let's get this done." "Razer?" "Keep her distracted until we can move into position." "Poor kid." "Aya." "You need to stop, Aya." "You're tearing this system apart." "I am making the Universe a more stable environment." "It is necessary." "Move close enough to ensure accuracy." "We can't afford to miss." "How can you say this want on destruction and loss of life is acceptable?" "You are operating under a false assumption while making an emotional appeal to a nature I do not possess." "But you do, Aya." "You did care once." "And I know you can again." "I will not reverse my development." "Emotions produce pain." "Pain is undesirable." "Therefore all pain and emotions should not exist." "Pain lets us know we are alive." "Your statement proves that life is an error which must be corrected." "Aya, you need to know something, something I learned about your existence." "Hurry, before she suspects." "Just a few more seconds." "Razer isn't out of blast radius yet." "How unfortunate." "What are you doing?" "Razer, get out of there!" "You never meant to stop her." "That missile had enough explosive to rip a planet in half." "I knew you didn't have the strength to do what was needed." "Why, you little lying'..." "Spare me of your emotional sanctimony." "Aya is too powerful to exist." "You know this but would have done nothing." "I have saved countless lives." " And Razer?" " Inconsequential." "A necessary sacrifice." "[grunts]" "You dare!" "Are you crazy?" "[groaning]" "You delude yourself." "I am a Guardian." "I am the heir to power, the likes of which you cannot fathom." "You are a brief candle upon this plane, a wee mortal." "You know nothing." "[groans]" " You tried to kill me." " Aya, that was never the plan." "We only hoped to... aah!" "[groaning]" "Last words?" "Brace yourself." "Uhh!" "Aah!" "[grunts]" "We have to get out of here." "On the contrary." "I have to get out of here." "[grunts]" "I'm sorry, Aya." "Initiating ultrawarp protocols." "Soon all organic life will be less than a memory, as will you." "You should get to a safe distance." "I can take it from here." "Goodbye, Lanos." "No!" "[groans]" "What happened?" "You killed her!" "Aah!" "[both grunting] No." "No, I didn't." "If that missile didn't kill her, the ultrawarp won't either." " All I did was buy us some time." " Does it matter?" "We've lost her." "Chin up, kid." "All we lost was the battle, not the war." "Be glad we're alive to fight another day." "Another day." "If we don't figure out how to stop Aya soon, there won't be many of those left." | {
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"The King rules heaven" "The devil rules hell" "Between the two there is White Lotus" "Keeping our country safe" "White Lotus is divine!" "Power to the people!" "White Lotus is divine!" "Power to the people!" "Welcome Priest Gao Kung from the South Heaven Gate." "Green Dragon on the left." "White Tiger on the right." "On September the first, 1895" "I became a disciple of the White Lotus Goddess." "I speak these words before the heavens to show my powers and spread my word to the people." "Mystical powers protect me!" "Impervious to water and fire!" "Goddess, lend me your powers!" "Welcome spiritual master, Gao Kung." "Goddess, make me as strong as iron - fearless before blade or sword." "Stabbing and slicing have no effect." "I'm fearless before cannons or gunshot!" "49 levels of transformation!" "Holy Army under my command!" "My bones are like pillars supporting the sky!" "The fierce flames are like dust to me!" "Unlimited mystical powers at my disposal!" "The White Lotus Sect..." "eradicates evil!" "A thousand knives are deflected." "Regiment Commanders!" "Mystical power protect me!" "Cannon fire is as flying sand to me!" "Bullets are mere raindrops!" "White Lotus is divine!" "Power to the people!" "Bring out the objects of evil." "What's this animal?" "It's so ugly!" "It's a Western dog, Master!" "It has spots, so it is evil kill it!" "White Lotus is divine!" "Power to the people!" "Kill all foreigners so we can live in peace!" "White Lotus is divine!" "Power to the people!" "Kill all foreigners so we can live in peace!" "White Lotus is divine!" "Power to the people!" "Kill all foreigners so we can live in peace!" "Steady, Master." "He doesn't spill a drop to either side." "Good footwork." "13th Aunt, the train is rocking so much how will we eat?" "You're not used to it." "Look, the foreigners are coping fine." "Come and sit here." "Now it's much better this journey used to take all day." "The trees look like they're flying." "Whoops..." "I feel ill." "What's wrong, Foon?" "So much talk!" "Nothing..." "My stomach is churning." "You're train sick!" "Don't eat or you'll throw up." "But I must!" "There's Western food to eat right, Master?" "We haven't ordered yet." "You don't need to order your food on the train." "Miss, the soup." "Thank you." "It's all been prepared." "You mean it's not fresh?" "Solar eclipse?" "Don't be so scared, idiot!" "13th Aunt, what's going on?" "We're in a tunnel." "A tunnel?" "The train is strong enough to go through a mountain?" "Amazing!" "Idiot!" "Foon, we're all together now, but don't run off when we get to town." "OK." "There will be a lot of foreigners at the medical convention." "Don't embarrass us." "I understand, Master." "So many hands!" "Fei-hung, eat the soup while it's hot." "Foon, eat the soup while it's hot." "Master, I don't know which hand is mine." "I can do it that way." "Have you finished your soup, sir?" "I'll finish it later." "Only meat?" "Where's the rice?" "Miss, have you finished your soup?" "I don't want it." "Thank you." "Fei-hung, it's a steak, use your knife and fork." "I've seen this before." "You're always doing this." "What a waste!" "Don't throw it away." "Sorry, Master." "Concentrate on what you are doing." "Watch me." "Are you OK?" "I'll clean your face." "Yes, I'm fine." "Here's your steak." "Master, don't throw it away!" "It's all your fault." "Forget it, let's eat." "Why are you so quiet?" "No reason." "Why are you so quiet?" "Oh, no, I can't hold it any more!" "Foon!" "I'm sorry." "I told you not to eat." "Hold on, we'll be in Canton soon." "Really?" "Yes." "Riding in a train is quite a challenge." "Waiter, can you pack this?" "What did you say?" "I just don't want to waste it." "Chicken buns!" "Give me a pot of tea." "Old man, you owe me money." "Pay up!" "If I can't play, I can't pay." "Look, a crowd." "What's on the banners?" "Support the scholar's proposal!" "We object to the cession of Taiwan!" "Where is Taiwan?" "We lost the war and gave it to Japan." "Taiwan must be near the sea... or it wouldn't be called Tai-island." "I don't even know how big it is." "We can't even manage Canton, forget it." "Let's drink." "Eat, we'll talk later." "We object to Li Hung-chang's concession to Japan!" "We object to the cession of Taiwan!" "Look at the clothes on that woman!" "Where?" "Over there." "The one in the rickshaw." "Come and have a look." "She's wearing Western clothes." "Those Are Western clothes?" "They're so ugly!" "Sister?" "We object to the cession of Taiwan!" "Let's do the lottery." "Nine is my lucky number." "I don't know how to play." "Support the scholar's proposal!" "We object to the cession of Taiwan!" "We object to Li Hung-chang's concession to Japan!" "We object to the cession of Taiwan!" "Support the scholar's proposal!" "Money first, look after your tickets." "Get your ticket and move on." "The next draw will be at dinner time!" "The lottery!" "Roast pork buns!" "We're here, sir." "Ten cents, please." "Thank you." "Let's eat." "Pulling this rickshaw will be the death of me." "That's a pretty dress." "Can I take a picture?" "You're not a foreigner." "Get her!" "Get her!" "Get her!" "Go away, you pesky kids!" "Throwing things at people!" "No manners!" "Foon!" "Get lost..." "Don't hit the children." "I'm bleeding!" "Sister?" "Look, you've made trouble again." "Master..." "Let's go, we'll tell Uncle Gao." "Those kids are so naughty, throwing things at people." "Look at the mess." "Attention, please." "White Lotus are meeting at Telegraph House." "We should all go." "Don't leave!" "Don't forget to pay!" "Master Wong, I'm going to have a look." "13th Aunt... 13th Aunt!" "Foon!" "Foon!" "Hurry!" "They're about to start!" "Come on, hurry up!" "In the name of the people's army stand down!" "Damned soldiers, working for foreigners!" "Stone them!" "Get out of the way." "Move!" "Wind and fire come together..." "Kill all foreigners." "By driving evil away!" "Eradicate all evil!" "Burn down Telegraph House!" "Excuse me, please." "Aunt, let's take the photo here." "Help me set up the tripod." "Over there." "Wind and fire come together..." "It's starting now." "I can't see." "I can't take pictures." "Get on my shoulders." "Get on your shoulders?" "OK, keep still." "White Lotus is divine!" "Power to the people!" "White Lotus is divine!" "Power to the people!" "Kill all foreigners so we can live in peace!" "White Lotus is divine!" "Power to the people!" "Foon, this position is no good." "So good." "Wind and fire come together." "Kill all foreigners." "White Lotus has come to save you by driving evil away!" "What was that?" "Thank you." "She can make lightning, run away!" "Arrest that evil spirit!" "The top one or the bottom one?" "The foreigner on top." "Arrest her!" "Calm down!" "She is Chinese, she's not a foreigner!" "Have a look." "Look at the way you dress." "It proves you're evil." "Arrest her!" "13th Aunt, run!" "I'll protect you!" "My camera!" "13th Aunt!" "13th Aunt!" "Where are you, 13th Aunt?" "Foon!" "Help me, Foon!" "Kill all foreigners so we can live in peace!" "Take her to the temple, burn her to death!" "Put her down!" "Fei-hung!" "Who the hell are you to stop me?" "Tell me your name!" "I'm Wong Fei-hung from Fushan." "Fei-hung?" "!" "And Leung Foon too!" "I hear his kung fu is deadly." "Kick you" "kick you... to death!" "Leave him alone, pick on someone else." "You'll hurt him." "Who else?" "Where?" "Hit them, don't hurt them." "That's enough." "Ten-finger punch!" "Thank you, thank you." "Master." "Are you all right, 13th Aunt?" "You came just in time." "What is it?" "It smells sweet." "It's sleeping powder." "Foon!" "Take care of 13th Aunt." "Master" "Take care of 13th Aunt." "13th Aunt!" "Mystical power..." "All this trickery and mumbo jumbo and you claim to be acting in God's name!" "13th Aunt, wake up!" "13th Aunt!" "13th Aunt!" "Help her up." "Foon, take 13th Aunt back to the inn." "Foon, what are you waiting for?" "He's one of Canton's Ten Tigers." "His kung fu is legendary." "Get back!" "What is he taking?" "Master Wong, don't!" "That thing is evil!" "Stand back!" "Master Wong, can I be your apprentice?" "Back!" "Don't follow me!" "Fei-hung!" "You're awake." "They covered you in sleeping powder." "Did you carry me back here?" "No, Foon did." "Why did he carry me back?" "Foon is preparing your medicine." "Take it and rest for two days and you'll be fine." "Master Wong." "Come in." "Don't go out alone this town is in turmoil." "Rest a while, don't worry." "Fei-hung, I'm all right." "I can still be your interpreter at the convention tomorrow." "Let's talk about that later." "Take your medicine now." "Master Wong, sorry to disturb you." "It's OK." "Oh, you're awake." "Did you know..." "You carried me back." "Yes, I did." "The medicine is very hot, be careful." "Mr. Mak, what can I do for you?" "I sent my servant to buy these clothes." "Please ask her to wear them." "That's very kind of you." "Don't mention it." "Mystical kung fu is very popular now." "Foreigners make them mad." "Master Wong, I've known you for a long time" "I'll be frank with you." "If Miss wears her own clothes she'll definitely get into trouble." "I understand." "How much were they?" "There'll be no charge." "Thank you." "Thanks for your help, Master Wong." "Here you can see the 5 main regions of the brain." "According to the result of a medical study and research we understand the function and the nervous system of a human body are controlled by the brain..." "If I knew it would be so boring I'd have asked So to come." "Which believes those function comes from the heart" "This is a theory I of course cannot subscribe to and thus I'm afraid to conclude my lecture" "Thank you for your attention." "And now..." "I'd like to introduce Dr. Wong Fei Hung, from Fu Shan Region of Canton" "There's another one!" "It's not any of them." "Another foreigner." "Dr. Wong, it's your turn." "Foon, it's our turn." "I'll let you out." "We'll go together." "Please don't, master" "Thank you." "Thank you." "My topic of discussion for today is Chinese acupuncture." "I beg your pardon, Dr. Wong." "I don't quite understand." "Louder." "There are 360 pressure points..." "Dr. Wong, what do the lines represent?" "Do you want him to speak louder?" "That's not what he means." "Dr. Wong, may I interpret for you?" "Gentlemen, allow me to translate for Dr. Wong." "Very good!" "May I know your name?" "My name is Sun Yat-sen." "Dr. Sun, I'm most grateful to you." "Don't mention it." "Thank you." "The five elements are gold, wood, water, fire and earth." "They form a network." "Acupuncture regulates the nervous system." "The human body consists of 5 major organs." "Heart, liver, spleen, lungs kidneys." "These organs are all connected by nerves and acupuncture can regulate the human nervous system." "Dr. Wong, I'm not quite sure what your chart exactly means." "But in western medical studies, we call it the nervous system." "Allow me to give you a demonstration of what I mean." "Reflex action." "Dr. Wong, Dr. Thompson doesn't quite understand." "His demonstration shows the Western understanding of the nervous system." "That's quite simple." "I can use needles to close two nerves so that he can't move his leg." "Master, are you going to stick those in me?" "Dr. Sun, ask them to test his reflexes now." "Please try again." "Really amazing!" "White Lotus is divine!" "Power to the people!" "Foreigners out, leave us in peace!" "Master!" "The White Lotus sect again!" "Master!" "I can't move!" "I'll be shot!" "I'm a goner!" "Master, I've only been stabbed by you, not them." "Mr. Sun, your bag." "Leave it." "We're finished here." "Back to the Temple!" "Are you OK?" "I'm fine." "Mr. Sun, here's your bag." "If we get the opportunity let's exchange ideas, shall we?" "China needs more men like you." "You flatter me." "See you soon." "The White Lotus Sect is always making trouble." "Master, 13th Aunt must be still at the inn." "Why didn't you tell me earlier?" "The White Lotus Sect?" "Come out!" "Fei-hung!" "Master, what's the matter?" "Nothing, come on, out." "Master, you look pale something must have happened." "It's just a woman changing." "Mind your own business!" "But you saw it." "Don't ask me about the past." "I'm so sad and lonely." "My future looks bleak and poor." "Tears flow when I think of the past." "I always wanted to be a soldier." "But I was raised in Confucianism." "So I lost my dream..." "And missed my destiny." "I lost my idealism." "The winter wind blows..." "Even the wild geese don't stop." "For I have no message for them to take home." "My tears show the reflection of dawn." "We are hopelessly in love." "Worlds apart, the sky is near." "I'll spend the rest of my days alone." "Wandering from place to place till I die." "What a terrible noise!" "Tell him to stop." "Here!" "Thank you, thank you..." "Sir." "Telegraph House is our only contact with the outside world." "Protect it." "Yes, sir." "Sir." "There are a lot of bystanders take care not to hit them." "Drive the White Lotus towards the gate." "Yes, sir." "Sir, if this continues we will be outnumbered." "Burn down Telegraph House." "Master..." "Dinner time!" "I got a nice treat to help 13th Aunt get well." "It is delicious." "Yes, it is." "What is it?" "Foon, haven't you told 13th Aunt what this is?" "Don't you know?" "13th Aunt, do you like dogs?" "They're man's best friend." "I like them more than cats, anyway." "What's the matter?" "Nothing." "Let's eat." "People like dogs in different ways." "They went that way." "Let's go over there and take a look." "Canton is in chaos." "Foon, pack our things after dinner." "We'll go to the station early tomorrow." "Take 13th Aunt back to Fushan." "OK." "You'd better eat well tonight you don't want to be sick on the train." "Come outside when you've finished the dog meat" "I'd like a word." "You'd like a word with me?" "What did you say?" "This is dog meat?" "Is it really?" "Yes." "Yes, Master loves dogs." "13th Aunt, I want to teach you kung fu." "Me?" "Why?" "These are troubled times." "You could use it for self-defence." "The basic technique has 36 stances." "The advanced has 72 stances." "There are 108 pressure points..." "Fei-hung!" "Do I need to remember all this?" "No, just listen and try to get the basics." "Remember, for punches, attack from the side." "For kicks, come from below." "What if someone has a knife?" "I'll teach you that another time." "Look, this is the single, this is the double." "Such effort!" "Why don't I use a gun?" "Shut up!" "I was a bit rude." "That's how I speak to my students." "I'm fine, let's continue." "OK." "The first move." "Go for my head." "Pay attention." "Grab the hand, crouch down, then twist." "Grab the hand, crouch down... then twist." "Then twist." "Let's try again." "Grab the hand, crouch down, then twist." "The second move, throat lock." "Come on, attack my throat, harder." "Grab the hand, crouch down, elbow up." "13th Aunt?" "Be careful!" "Why aren't you concentrating?" "I was practising in my head." "Try it once more." "The first move, grab the head." "What's next?" "Then punch!" "Are you OK?" "I'm OK, it's better to be your friend than your enemy." "Sir, we've received a telegram from Hong Kong." "We've no time for that now." "It says someone's planning a rebellion here." "Here's the message." "Sir, it's another telegram from Hong Kong." "This is serious, guard Telegraph House well." "I'll inform the Governor." "Yes, sir." "This way please!" "Please go inside." "Your Excellency." "The British consul invited me here can't this wait?" "Our spies in Hong Kong cabled us twice today." "The Chiu Chow Society are planning to smuggle weapons to Canton." "They want to start a revolution." "A revolution?" "Is it the White Lotus Sect?" "No." "Their leader is called Sun Yat-sen." "Sun Yat-sen?" "Officer, who is this Sun Yat-sen?" "Your Excellency" "He's the one who started the Agricultural Society." "He's a doctor, he's always giving speeches and criticising the Government." "He encourages democracy too." "He says China should be a republic." "How can a doctor rebel?" "Do we not have enough men?" "White Lotus has been causing trouble recently so we're under-manned." "The Government is having trouble with the French in the north." "I think there'll be war soon." "It won't be easy to get reinforcements." "The British are our allies they'll help keep the other foreigners at bay." "Put the army and navy on alert and extra men at ports and stations till we find Sun Yat-sen." "What was That society?" "The Agricultural Society." "Who else is involved with Sun Yat-sen?" "Someone called Luke Ho-dung is the money man." "Sir, should we bring him in for questioning?" "Yes, let's bring him in." "Yes, sir." "Sir?" "I'm not going." "A busy night tonight." "Indeed." "Sir." "Chow, tell Snake to get up it's not his day off!" "Did you spend all night at the brothel?" "Get up!" "Hurry!" "Be careful, 13th Aunt." "Take it easy." "Foon, what are you doing?" "She twisted her ankle." "How come?" "I only showed you hand movements." "What happened?" "I don't know, it was just hurting when I got up." "Foon insisted on carrying me when he found out." "Foon!" "I don't mind, Master." "Well, let me carry her, you take the luggage." "It hurts." "I always do the carrying." "Now you want to get involved." "Waiter!" "May I help you?" "We'd like to check out." "Boss." "Master Wong?" "We Are leaving now." "Oh, thank God!" "No, no, I mean have a safe journey." "Sorry for the trouble." "If you're ever..." "Fei-hung, look what's going on?" "He is badly hurt." "Hey, what's going on?" "The White Lotus have burned down Friendship Hall." "Take him to see the doctor." "What's Friendship Hall?" "It's where they teach foreign languages." "It's full of students." "Mr. Mak, where's the school?" "Near the fruit market." "Don't go there!" "13th Aunt!" "Master, where's she going?" "Foon, you lied to me she's OK." "It was her idea, Master." "Wait for me." "Friendship Hall." "Is this it?" "Master!" "Wait for me!" "What is it?" "Skin." "It's human skin." "Master." "It's the younger students." "It's lucky they were hiding." "What's happening?" "Let's go and have a look." "What's going on in there?" "They've gone now." "Don't worry." "Be good." "I'm scared." "They stormed in and kicked us." "Master Wong!" "Why are you still here?" "Are these children with you?" "They are students from the Friendship Hall." "We just needed a rest." "They can't stay here!" "If White Lotus comes" "I'm finished!" "I don't know them, even worse they study foreign languages." "Take them to the courthouse." "Can't we rest for a moment?" "I don't know how to fight." "This inn is all I have." "I have to support my family." "If it's burnt down, I'll..." "I'll help!" "Mr. Mak!" "He's fainted..." "Have you got some salts?" "You've made him faint." "Who do you think you are?" "If he dies, I'll call the police." "Then I'll back off." "Foon, 13th Aunt, let's go." "Let's send them home." "Where do you live?" "I'm from Kwangsi Province." "I'm also from Kwangsi." "I'm from Fukien Province." "He's from Chuijao they're from Kwangsi." "I guess the rest are not from here, either." "Do any of you live here?" "Miss, I live by the north gate, so does he." "I live in Sha Min." "I think I live near the east gate." "Anybody else?" "I came here on the train, I've no idea where did I come from." "I stay at school all the time." "We'll take these two home." "The rest come with us." "I'll carry you." "Foon!" "Order some chicken rice for our journey." "Waiter, 20 portions of chicken rice!" "Come on, you too." "Sir... what can I do for you?" "I'd like to know if the children from" "Friendship Hall came here earlier?" "Students?" "No, no, you've come to the wrong place." "Boss" "Have any of you seen the students?" "There are no students here, you fool!" "Maybe the boogie man's got them." "The King rules heaven The devil rules hell..." "It's lucky the students are gone." "Between the two there is White Lotus Keeping our country safe" "Lucky tokens!" "I want one." "The hanging lantern will keep you safe." "Lucky tokens will protect your family!" "Light the lanterns." "Here's the offering." "Lucky tokens will protect your family!" "This will keep you safe." "Of course, of course." "Give more offerings to ensure your safety." "Finish up in there." "We have to leave." "Be quiet." "What happened to your hands?" "It's not my blood, it's his." "It's everywhere." "Will he die?" "He's badly injured." "We can't stay here." "I'll go to the courthouse to see if they'll take them." "Stay here." "Foon!" "Help me bandage the poor kid." "I haven't finished yet." "Don't be naughty." "Come back here." "I just wanted to know where he was going." "Foon, you stink." "You peed on me!" "I told you I wasn't done yet." "Sir, Wong Fei-hung would like to see you." "Sir!" "Sir." "Master Wong, now I see why you're so famous." "Thank you." "Thank you." "It was nothing, sir." "I just wanted to spar with you a little." "Master Wong, your Shaolin staff is excellent." "Maybe you can teach me some other time." "Have some wine." "Thank you." "His Shaolin staff isn't that good." "He hit that pole, but it didn't even move." "People say he is the master of kung fu" "I don't think it is true." "All our troops are busy protecting foreigners." "It may not be that safe here either." "If the students come here the White Lotus will come to cause trouble." "Sir." "I know it's my job to protect the people." "The trouble is even though I can fight" "I don't have the men to support me." "I'm deeply ashamed." "Foon!" "Come over here." "Stay out of the way." "Stay out of the way." "He is still bleeding." "Master isn't back yet." "What shall we do?" "He's not moving." "Why isn't he moving?" "It's Mozart." "What do you mean?" "Listen." "Can't you hear the foreign music?" "There must be a foreign consulate nearby." "A consulate?" "Beware of fire!" "Beware of thieves!" "13th Aunt, Foon!" "I need to pee." "Wait until you're home." "It's bad for my kidneys." "So?" "They're rotten anyway." "Don't move!" "Stay there!" "Where has the sect taken the woman and children?" "We aren't with White Lotus." "My children are in bed now." "My woman has run off..." "What?" "Master." "Foon, where did you go?" "13th Aunt took the children to a safe place." "Really?" "Why are you holding a White Lotus lantern?" "To bring us good luck." "But it doesn't seem to have worked." "May I Go now?" "Yes!" "Come on, hurry." "Foon, let's go." "Don't you remember me?" "I came with the children... and a beautiful lady." "I only left to find my master." "I don't understand you." "Go away!" "Nonsense!" "Foon, did 13th Aunt bring the children here?" "Yes, he let us in before, but now he won't." "13th Aunt..." "I've come with Master!" "13th Aunt..." "Shut up!" "Did he ask us to stand up straight?" "That's what I heard." "13th Aunt?" "13th Aunt, we are waiting at the entrance." "Open the gate, go away." "13th Aunt..." "Master, they're opening the gate." "Go away now!" "How dare you!" "Foon, stay calm." "Hands up!" "Surrender now." "Don't hit me!" "Tell them why we're here." "I have!" "Put your guns down." "They don't understand." "Stop!" "Stop pointing that at me!" "Stop!" "Wait!" "Allow me to clear up the confusion." "Alright." "Pardon me." "My name is Luke Ho-dung, and yours?" "I'm Wong Fei-hung from Fushan." "Wong Fei-hung?" "You saved the children!" "Yes, they're all inside but the soldiers won't let us in." "It's only a mistake." "What are you looking?" "Stand back." "This Jesus is agony." "Luke." "Why do foreigners believe in a god whose face has so much suffering?" "Everyone has a god in their heart." "When we're young we believe in one god when we're older we believe in another." "Finally we realise all beliefs are just lies." "Why are you always looking at your watch?" "Are you expecting someone?" "A bad habit I picked up from a friend." "He says time is valuable." "We Chinese waste a lot of time." "What a shame." "I still can't read foreign numbers!" "I'll never keep good time." "What is happening?" "Reporting Sir, the wounded are flooding into the embassy." "Don't worry, let the wounded in first." "We will take care of everyone." "Stay where you are." "Don't be afraid." "Foon, take them upstairs." "They're foreign merchants and their families." "They've been attacked by White Lotus and have come to seek refuge." "Have they found the doctor yet?" "He is on the way." "Go and get him now!" "He is bleeding badly, what'd we do then?" "What to do now?" "Stop the bleeding, the doctor is on the way!" "They need a doctor." "Master is the one they need." "Master." "Excuse me, Sir!" "They're looking for a doctor." "They don't want Chinese doctors." "We prefer western medicine." "They don't want Chinese doctors." "Dr. Sun, ask them" "Mr. Wong." "This is..." "No need to introduce me." "He's the one who's always looking at his watch." "Burn it down!" "White Lotus are making trouble again." "Mr. Luke." "Which one tells the right time?" "Your watch is fast, Sun." "Mine can't keep up with yours." "Enough of this, let's check the injured." "OK." "Foon, I never thought time was so important." "I didn't think you'd understand." "Burn the foreign devils!" "Chase them out!" "13th Aunt?" "Oh, no, they must have taken her soul!" "If they're so clever, they would have won by now." "They're just trying to scare us." "Don't worry just relax." "What if she vomits?" "We're not on the train now." "Try to contact Dr. Lee." "Yes, sir!" "I'm afraid we don't have enough anaesthetic." "Then tell me, what do you suggest?" "Mr. Luke, ask Wong to come in." "Feeling better?" "Mr Wong, Dr. Sun would like you to help him." "Where is he?" "He's in the reception hall." "OK, lead the way." "He said thank you." "He's never seen anything like this." "He's amazed." "I'm filled with the utmost admiration and respect." "He said thank you." "He has never seen anything like this." "He said his view was broadened and he admired and respected that so much." "Not at all, saving lives is what matters." "Doctor Wong says nothing is more important than saving lives." "Be calm!" "Keep clear of the window!" "Call for reinforcements!" "Yes, sir!" "What's happening?" "13th Aunt, don't, stay with me." "I won't leave you." "The children!" "Watch out, Dr. Sun." "Get down." "Urgent telegram." "The Consulate is under attack." "Deploy troops and prepare for evacuation." "The army have closed Telegraph House." "We've lost contact with Hong Kong." "Are we still going ahead with our plans?" "It's too risky." "We'd better lay low for now." "Let's split up and tell the others." "The telex at the consulate is the only way we can contact them." "Mr. Luke, you know how to send a telex." "Stay here and keep contact with the outside world." "Sun, I..." "I've taken care of your family." "I'll go back to the villa now and then go on to the wedding." "If you don't get a message from me... take the boat to Hong Kong tomorrow morning." "Don't be late." "Take my watch with you." "If I fail... carry on the fight." "I will." "Dr. Sun, Are you leaving?" "I've got something to do." "I'll see you out." "Thank you." "Stay here." "Be careful, Fei-hung." "The White Lotus Sect will drive the foreigners out!" "Dr. Sun, ask them how will you get out?" "It's easier to save men than their country." "It seems my medical case and I can't save them all." "Move!" "Get them out of here!" "Get out of here!" "Go!" "See you later, Master Wong." "Sir, we just want to expel the foreigners." "We wouldn't kill our own people." "I'm glad to hear it." "Leave the negotiating to us." "If you were so capable we wouldn't have lost so much land." "If you continue to make trouble" "I'll arrest you all." "Take the altar away." "Yes, sir." "General Lan is here, make way." "Why have they all come in?" "OK, get out of here!" "You are not permitted to enter, leave at once." "We suspect you are harbouring a criminal." "His name is Sun Yat Sen." "I have an order to arrest him this is British Territory!" "You are now in China!" "Not in Britain!" "You shouldn't talk to me like that!" "I'm sorry, but according to International law, we are not under your jurisdiction and you have no right to search the British Consulate." "We do not intend to offend anybody." "Please leave!" "I see Mr. Luke is hiding here as well." "Get off the premises!" "Commander, you must leave now!" "Mr. Luke." "Let's go!" "Yes, sir." "Sam Fok, cut the wire pole down." "I want to stop all communications." "An army without information is a dead army." "As soldiers we are men of the world." "We must do what is best." "Sir..." "I know." "Just follow my orders." "Yes, sir." "This way, Commander." "Carry out the General's instructions." "They protect the rebels because they want to subjugate us." "Pull it up." "You may start now." "What is going on?" "Gun fire!" "Don't be distracted!" "Stay alert!" "Yes!" "If you are all up for this let's practise some kung fu." "Once you have your stance, don't move." "This is the Hanging Horse." "One move and you're steady as a rock." "This stance brings unlimited power." "Perform the Unicorn Move." "Third move..." "Hold the head, grab the hand, twist!" "Watch carefully!" "Return to your original position." "And again!" "Not bad." "Hold that stance for two hours." "Foon!" "Hold the head, grab the hand, twist!" "Grappling Hand?" "Yes, I've learned it but I don't know how to use it." "That's easy." "I'll attack and you counter attack." "Watch." "Is it this way?" "It doesn't feel right." "Foon, what are you doing?" "Why are you holding 13th Aunt?" "I'm teaching her Grappling Hand." "You teach her?" "Do you think I can't teach her?" "It's not right for you to hold 13th Aunt." "Knee bends, now!" "Master, I..." "Now!" "Stop looking at me." "Carry on!" "I'm going, Master." "What are you doing?" "The stance." "That's not the way!" "Fei-hung, don't be angry with Foon" "I asked him to teach me." "You did?" "Why don't you ask him to come back?" "Go on, then." "I'm punished for this?" "What would happen if I taught her the Bear Hug?" "These foreigners are really lazy!" "If White Lotus came, you'd be a goner." "Trying to scare me?" "Wait for her to come down." "Mr. Luke." "Have you seen Foon?" "The White Lotus Sect?" "Help!" "White Lotus is here!" "Foreigner evil." "They're here!" "Wind and fire come together..." "Kill all foreigners." "By driving evil away!" "Eradicate all evil!" "Go and hide and don't come out." "I'll be right back." "Who is that?" "Mr. Luke?" "Yes." "Dr. Wong" "Upstairs." "You Go first." "General..." "Be quiet." "Now you'll die, you little brats!" "The stance." "Master!" "Foon, take care of these" "I'll handle the horses." "Get off!" "Where are you running to?" "Foon, tie them up." "I'll see if there are any left." "Arrest them, go!" "Yes, sir." "Arrest the White Lotus." "I have orders to protect the Consulate." "You must co-operate with us let my men through to search for the rest of the rebels." "Come on, hurry." "I saw what you did!" "I saw you let the rebels go." "This is a conspiracy." "What are you looking at?" "They are fighting." "This is China, not Britain." "Sir." "Fei-hung, General Lan killed the consul!" "Don't move!" "Search everywhere!" "Yes, sir." "What are you doing?" "Tell Sun to run for his life." "Fei-hung, I know you look on me as your aunt... but you're the one for me in my heart." "If we lose each other... come and find me." "It's time to go." "Whatever happens, we must survive this night... so that future generations can see a new dawn" "do you understand?" "Foon, you pretend to be Mr. Luke and distract the soldiers." "If you can, find the name-book in the market for Mr. Luke." "I will." "Leung Foon, take this watch." "Meet me at the pier at seven am." "It's down to you now." "Siu-qun." "You said my name!" "It's the first time you've done that." "Who are you?" "I'm the interpreter from the consulate, sir." "Go on, then." "Foon, go now." "Mr. Luke." "Mr. Luke?" "!" "After him!" "General." "Wong Fei-hung?" "Sir, I want to destroy their leader." "That way I destroy the whole sect." "To destroy it from the root!" "And who's that?" "Foon!" "Take care of 13th Aunt." "Master come and meet the General." "Sir." "He was injured by the White Lotus." "Sir, we can't predict what might happen." "Please take care of the children." "OK, I promise you." "Escort Master Wong to the temple." "Yes, sir." "White Lotus, I want to join you." "The White Lotus sect welcomes you, our guests." "Master Wong, there are so many soldiers how can we escape?" "The temple is so big we can just disappear." "I'm sure we can get out." "Under the incense, long live the White Lotus sect." "Is it safe in there?" "Don't worry, just relax." "Anyway, we can't go back now." "Let's go in, then." "The Goddess comes to save all people." "White Lotus is divine!" "Power to the people!" "Our sect brings peace to the world." "Prepare for our initiates." "Kneel!" "Wong Fei-hung, Leung Foon, come to the altar." "Come forward to be purified." "Let the ceremony begin." "Swallow the lucky token, become a child of the sect." "We are all brothers." "We share a common bond - for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer - all are equal." "Drink this and you'll be a member forever." "May lightning strike down all those who betray us." "Master!" "Be loyal before God." "Drink it!" "Goddess, lend me your powers!" "Protected by God, nothing can harm me " "A thousand knives are deflected." "A million blades are deflected." "Protected by God, nothing can harm me " "Nothing can penetrate!" "Master Wong!" "You're despicable." "Take back your evil water." "Mystical power protect me!" "Wong Fei-hung, how dare you make trouble here!" "Priest Gao Kung's name is famous." "But I need to see him before joining the sect." "I need to see him now!" "We won't let you see his righteousness!" "You won't?" "I'll fight my way in, then!" "White Lotus How dare you!" "Leave here." "Surround him!" "You'll have to look out for yourself." "Sky, wind, earth, fire, eight stances to challenge you!" "Surround him!" "You're all frauds!" "That's enough." "God..." "It's all a deception!" "Mystical power protect me!" "Gao Kung, why don't you come out?" "This whole thing is a fraud." "I want to reveal the truth." "Protect the altar!" "White Lotus brothers, kill him!" "I'll fight you to the death." "Come and fight me if you dare!" "God will protect us." "Go ahead..." "Stop, or I'll shoot!" "Can't you see this idol cannot protect you?" "You must stop believing in it." "You are the one who lies." "Yeah!" "You..." "Mr. Luke" "Come this way and we'll see who doesn't die." "Let me through!" "God will protect me." "Your gun doesn't scare me!" "God will protect you!" "The body is as strong as iron!" "Little girl, you will lose your life." "Get back!" "Protected by God, nothing can harm us." "Between the two there is White Lotus Keeping our country safe" "Don't be afraid of him!" "Come on, hurry." "I've shot the girl!" "Don't worry about that now." "You first." "Stay there!" "Look at these people." "They're giving up their lives for this idol." "Mr. Luke, let's go!" "If they're all like that how will they ever change?" "They know nothing else." "Surround him!" "There's nowhere to run to." "We can't escape." "Don't let them get away!" "Beloved God, take over my body." "God will protect my body giving me power to exorcise the evil spirits." "With God in my body, I'll teach you the true way." "How dare you wake me to come here you fools!" "Anger the gods and bring them to earth." "I'll teach you!" "Come out, or I'll burn my own altar." "Gao Kung, the righteous, is here." "Welcome Priest Gao Kung from the South Heaven Gate." "The invincible Gao Kung!" "The universe is controlled by him!" "I became a disciple of the White Lotus Goddess." "The Goddess personally taught me." "She instructed me to set up an altar to exorcise the evil spirits and save us from this impure world." "Come spirit!" "Come, spirit!" "Here I come!" "Protect the altar." "Stop." "Come down here!" "Be gone!" "Trap him!" "Come on!" "Yes, sir!" "Why do you need help?" "I'll do what it takes!" "Now!" "Set up the altar." "Steady!" "Yes, sir!" "You set up a useless altar." "Come up here!" "Supreme Being, come into my body!" "I'll leave this broken altar for you." "Steady, steady!" "How dare you!" "How dare you wreck my altar!" "Protect Priest Kung." "Use the cloth as an altar." "Do you want to die?" "Supreme Being, four Guardians of Heaven come to my aid." "Destroy my enemy." "Guardian of Anger!" "Guardian of Mercy!" "Little girl." "Guardian of Defiance!" "Come!" "Gao Kung, you've summoned all the guardians!" "Are you ready yet?" "If any guardian was of use, one would be enough." "You have offended them all." "They will all punish you!" "Death to you, the guardian's enemy!" "Die now!" "Wind somersault!" "Mighty strike!" "Evil being!" "Priest Kung is invincible." "He will exorcise all evil!" "Get down!" "No Shadow Kick from Fushan!" "Protect Gao Kung!" "Killer Cloth!" "I am not any sort of god." "I'm Wong Fei-hung!" "Can't you tell gods from what is not?" "Wong Fei-hung, prepare to die!" "White Lotus opens up!" "Put your feet on the ground." "It's all a deception." "Wong Fei-hung, how dare you challenge the gods!" "Gods don't burn!" "If that's true, there's no justice." "Solar explosion!" "Gao Kung." "Your show is over now." "You demon!" "You say believe in God and peace will reign." "How many people have you killed?" "Let's see you survive this!" "Nobody can stop me!" "I can." "Claw Knife!" "A metal plate!" "His magical powers amount to this." "Now they've no god they must look after themselves." "Mystical powers protect me!" "Master!" "How can this happen?" "Let's go." "What kind of number?" "I can't even read it, this is no use to me." "Master!" "Good, we meet again." "It's six o'clock, there's still time." "Hey, where is the name-book?" "Name-book?" "Oh, no!" "I was distracted by the soldiers and forgot it!" "Why are you so careless?" "!" "I'll go back and get it." "Do we have enough time?" "I must get it, it's a matter of life and death." "Let's go." "Mr. Luke, it's well-guarded, do we have to go in?" "I must get the name-book." "The boat leaves in 30 minutes." "We can't be late meeting Sun at the pier." "Wait there." "Foon, see If Mr. Luke is ready yet." "I'll keep watch." "Mr. Luke, can I help?" "I've got it, let's go." "Soldiers, let's hide." "Master Wong, this way." "Master" "Come on, hurry up!" "I'm going to die this time." "Help him up." "Where are you hurt?" "Let me have a look!" "It hurts, it really hurts." "Luckily they shot your watch..." "Mr. Luke!" "Get down!" "Foon, you go first." "Mr. Luke, I'll carry you." "This way, Master." "Don't move!" "Master, there's a way out." "There's a way out." "Are you all right?" "I can't go on." "Leave me here." "Let me help you." "The name-book is vitally important." "Don't let the Government have it or many Chinese people will be killed." "Take me over there." "You can't burn this cloth." "Master Wong, I beg you, deliver this to Sun personally." "Tell him I died for the revolution." "He must live for the revolution." "There's blood here." "They're over there!" "Foon, look after Mr. Luke." "General Lan?" "We meet again." "Arrest the rebels!" "Yes, sir!" "Hold it." "What are you burning?" "Wong Fei-hung, this will be our last chance to spar." "I wonder how many of my moves you can withstand." "Give me that now!" "Here you are!" "How dare you!" "The name-book?" "Hand it over." "Foon, stay where you are." "Carry on with what you're doing." "Don't come over." "Master, take care." "Mr. Luke." "Lan, didn't you want to test me?" "Wong Fei-hung?" "Come on, then!" "Come down!" "You come up!" "Come down!" "You wanted to fight?" "Son-of-a-bitch!" "This is too much!" "Why aren't you down yet?" "Mr. Luke." "Time... is vital." "Be on time... at the pier." "Meet Sun Yat-sen." "Mr. Luke." "Mr. Luke." "Wong Fei-hung, there's no way out!" "Come back." "You killed the British consul everyone will know sooner or later." "There's no way out for you either." "Well... we're both doomed, then." "Foon, you can't burn that cloth!" "Master!" "Foon, go quickly." "Time is vital." "It's a dead end there's no way out." "Foon, what time is it now?" "I can't tell the time but it's getting light." "There's not much time left." "Mr. Sun must meet Mr. Luke before he sails." "Wong Fei-hung?" "Please give me the name-book so I can go back to the Governor." "He won't let us go." "Try and find a way out." "Quick!" "Go!" "Cloth Staff!" "Foon, make the hole bigger." "Well done!" "Thank you." "Foon, Get out of here." "I understand, Master." "Master, we can go now." "Yes, you can go to hell!" "Foon!" "No Shadow Kick!" "Master." "Are you Dr. Sun?" "All aboard!" "Hurry up, everyone!" "All aboard!" "Hurry up." "We've found him." "Don't move!" "You're coming with me." "Stand back!" "Grab the hand, crouch down and twist." "Master." "Fei-hung!" "13th Aunt!" "Where is Mr. Luke?" "Dr. Sun!" "May a new dawn break over our land." "May we never forget our martyr's blood." "Mr. Luke, your spirit will always be remembered in our hearts." "Don't worry, I'll meet you at the pier!" "Foon, are you missing 13th Aunt?" "Are you, Master?" "I asked you the question." "I think you're the one who's missing her." "Really?" | {
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"Oliver:" "Previously on "Arrow"..." " What happened?" " Gregor... his loyalty lies with Kovar, but Gregor is Pakhan." "There is nothing we can do." "We can kill him." "Oliver:" "These corrupt cops are taking down big drug scores." "You said you're not a criminal, that you believe in justice." "Ask yourself, Warner, is that still the case?" "What are the odds of Oliver Queen and the Green Arrow being in Russia at the same time?" "Very good if Oliver Queen is the Green Arrow." "Felicity: 4 years ago, the Hood took down Justin Claybourne." "I have been working on a location for Claybourne's mistress." "Prometheus' mother." "We find her..." "We find a name for the son of a bitch." "Thanks for coming along." "I know that being my body man isn't your job anymore." "Sure it is." "Just a different suit, that's all." "Now we're sure this is the address?" "Yeah, Felicity is." "According to her, this is the house that Justin Claybourne bought for his mistress." "Think she'll play ball?" " T hat depends?" " On what?" "Whether or not she knows her son is Prometheus." "[Doorbell rings]" " Amanda Westfield?" " Yes." "Hi." "Uh, my name is Oliver..." "I know who you are, Mayor of Star City." "May I come in?" "Very lovely home." "For the past several months, uh... there has been a serial murderer that has been terrorizing Star City." "There is reason to believe that this individual is your son." "I haven't seen my son since Justin Claybourne's funeral." "But you know he's become something else, someone else." "It's why you live here far away from Star City." "I moved away because there was nothing left for me there." "Ms. Westfield, your son is an incredibly capable and incredibly dangerous individual." "He has erased virtually all traces of his identity from the Internet, and I am..." "Well, I am here simply to ask you for his name." "And what happens when you find him?" "He needs help." "He..." "I want him to get that help." "What you want... is to cage him up like an animal, like the animal who killed his father." "He put an arrow in his chest." "What kind of monster does that?" "Whatever my son is doing, he is doing it because he is hurt and he is scared, and I will not help you destroy his life." "Innocent people are dying, and you might be our only chance to save them." "Get out of my house." "I'm easily reachable if you change your mind." "I won't." "*ARROW**ARROW* Season 05 Episode 14 "The Sin-Eater" Synchronized by srjanapala" "Hey!" "Get back to your seat!" "Cupid:" "Can't a girl stretch her legs a little?" "Sorry." "I didn't catch your name." "Guard:" "And you're not going to!" "Guards aren't allowed to fraternize with prisoners." "So take me out of these cuffs, and I won't be a prisoner anymore." "Sounds fun, but I'd lose my job." "[Gagging]" "How about your life instead?" "[Bones crack]" "This is your stop, ladies!" "Come on, ladies." "Go!" "Next phase?" "Star City." "Time to return home." "How'd it go with mama Prometheus?" "It didn't." "She's probably protecting him." "Curtis:" "Wow." "My mom could barely handle me being gay." "Oliver:" "Says she hasn't seen him in over 4 years, but maybe they e-mailed." "What is that?" "Just a little toy that Curtis and I whipped up in case the Prometheus apple didn't fall too far from the tree." "It's a sniffer device." "It basically pulls electronic data from any hard drives or devices nearby." " Did it work?" " Oh, yeah!" "Uh, a little too well." "I got a petabyte worth of data here." "It's gonna take me a while to work through." "Which is fine because something happened while you and John were away." " What?" " Check it out." "Those are some familiar faces." "Oliver:" "What happened?" "Jailbreak led by Liza Warner." "Curtis:" "Didn't you put China White in prison," " like, forever ago?" " Yeah." "A couple times." "Why does she look so familiar?" "John:" "Maybe she arrested you once." "She used to be a cop." "Warner was, too." "Lance convinced her to turn over a new leaf, which I'm guessing that these ladies convinced her to turn back over." "Dinah:" "Well, according to the prisoners, they took the corrections department bus, and they're headed towards Star City." "Let's get to work on finding them." " We have to go." " Yeap." "Hey." "You ready for your big moment?" "Oh, it's just a swearing in ceremony." "Well, you're gonna be a cop again, Dinah." "It's no small thing." "Yeah." "Guess it's not." "Man:" "The city council wanted me to remind you they have a vote scheduled right after the SCPD's swearing in ceremony." "Right, right, right." "They're gonna want to get this show on the road." "It totally get it." "Hi." "I'm gonna need a... a minute or two, please." " Hi." " Hi." " Hey." " Come here." " What was that for?" " That was "I'm sorry."" "For canceling dinner on me last night." "And the previous two times that I also canceled dinner, yes." "Mm-hmm." "Does this mean I'll get to see you tonight?" "Do you want to have dinner with the city comptroller, too?" " Am I ever gonna see you again?" " Of course." "Ok." "Is everything ok?" "Yeah, I think so." "Yeah, yeah, yes." "No." "No." "Definitely not." "Uh..." "Whatever it is, just, um..." "lay it on me." "What's up?" "Are you the Green Arrow?" "Yeah." "Really?" "No." "Heh." "No." "I'm sorry." "I thought that you were doing a joking thing." "I... so I did a joking thing back." "Are you not?" "I was working on a different story, and, uh, well, some things came up that relate to you." "And then you just immediately jumped to the most insane conclusion possible." "So that's... that's a no for the record?" "No." "For the record." "Well, good because I think our relationship is complicated enough already just with you being Mayor." "Yeah, so do I." "Assistant:" "Mr. Mayor, everyone's waiting." "I have to go to this ceremony." " Of course." " Can I show you out?" "Mm-hmm." "So I figure that we take Gregor out at the bath house because he's gonna have the least number of men guarding him, and... and quite frankly, we can be sure that he's not... packing." "Anyway, he has men here and here and here." " No, no, no, no." " No what?" "Bath house is Gregor's turf." " You cannot do it on your own." " Ok." " We need army." " Well, then who can we trust," "Anatoly, because we're basically talking about a coup." "Ohh." "Lying here with my ass hanging out like baby." "[Groans]" "Don't worry about my men." " They are loyal to me." " So am I, and look." "I am gonna stay here until we take out Gregor and we protect the Bratva." "Ty skazal, "stay"?" "Were you going to leave?" "Look, Anatoly." "I realized" "I have to get back to my life, but then I saw what Gregor did to you because of me." "You are Sin-Eater, Oliver." "In some cultures, is... is guy who lives on the edge of village, and, uh, when somebody dies, they put body there and cover with fruits and vegetables, and he eats that." "He eats their sins?" "Yes." "So they go on to the afterlife if he takes their sins as his own." "You... you are very much..." "What?" "For the past 10 minutes, I've seen the same orderly pass by 5 times with an empty stretcher." "Could be one of Gregor's men." "At any rate, they know that you are back." "Or they're just here to finish the job on you." "Either way..." "Anatoly:" "It is time for me to... kak ty skakhesh'..." "Stretch my legs." " All right." "Come on." " Thank you." "And I will always have the courage to help myself and others accountable for our actions." "Oliver:" "I will always uphold the constitution, my community, and the agency I serve." "I will always uphold the constitution, my community, and the agency which I serve." "Welcome to the SCPD, Officer Drake." "[Applause]" "Is everything ok with Susan?" "Yeah." "W-why?" "Just, you know, your assistant was clocking a little tension, so..." "Thea, is... is my assistant your mole?" "I like to think of him more as, like, my informant, but what's... what's going on?" "Susan asked me if I was the Green Arrow?" "Wait." "What did you say to her?" "I handled it." "I..." "I've been doing this for a little while now." "Quentin:" "Can I talk to you for a minute, please?" "Quentin, if I delay this vote any more, I'm gonna get impeached." "Listen to me." "Liza Warner escaped last night." "Oliver:" "And China White and Carrie Cutter." "We're on it." "As a matter of fact, we are on it sooner than I thought." "Felicity has their location." "Great." "Where am I going?" "I have put all 3 of these women away, Quentin." "This is nothing the team can't handle." "Mm-hmm." "Yeah." "I know that, but this is personal, Oliver." "[Sighs]" "Quentin:" "Seems like we're a little late." "[Sighs]" "Looks like China White had a falling out with the Triad." "This is more than just a falling out." "This is a massacre." "Overwatch, all we've got here are bodies and a security camera." "On it." "That's Warner." "This isn't on you, Quentin." "I'm not so sure about that, but either way, we got to stop whatever it is these women are up to before more bodies drop." "Chucang zai nail." "Huh?" "!" "Unh!" "So she said, "Where is the depository?"" "I don't think she got her answer." "What depository is she talking about?" "Well, I mean, the word could also mean storage." "John:" "So the 3 of them are looking for something the Triad is storing?" "Well, that could mean anything." "The Triad's got stashes all over the city." "Whatever these 3 are looking for, they just killed an awful lot of people trying to find it." "We want them to stop dropping bodies, we got to find it first." "Go!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Regretting your choice not to go home?" "Not yet!" "Come on, come on, come on." "That coup against Gregor might be short-lived..." "like us." "This just arrived, boss." " What is it?" " No idea, but it said, "urgent," so..." "Chapman, I want the entire ACU in the conference room in 5 minutes." "Hey!" "Long time, no see." "What are you doing down here?" "Oh, just some damage control." "You have a minute?" "Yeah, for you anything." " What's up?" " Well, it's, um, Susan Williams." " Hmm." " She's suspecting that Oliver's the Green Arrow." "Why?" "I mean, other than the fact that he is, but why?" "I don't know." "I mean, he says that she confronted him about it, and then he claims he put it to bed, but she's not just gonna drop this." "Ed." "What are we gonna do?" "Hack into her computer and... and find out what's there and delete it." "Yeah, copy that." "Susan Williams' computer." " I'm in." " That was fast." "Yeah." "Well, her password is 1-2-3-4, and she has a file here named "Oliver Queen info"" "because she's superoriginal." " Whoa." " Oh, God." " She... she has..." " Everything." " She's been connecting the dots." " This entire time." "We have to delete all this." "Well, even if we do, she got this from an outside source." "She's just gonna be able to get it again and again." "Ok." "So what do we do?" "Fashion makeover?" "Kevlar weave in the jacket." "Figured if I was gonna be back in the field" "I could have a little more protection." "There he is." "James Wong!" "Rene:" "We want to have a little chat about your dead Triad friends." "I didn't have anything to do with that." "We know, but what we want to know is what is the chucang?" " What?" " The depository, the storage, whatever it is." "Tobias Church." "Is dead." "Yeah, and he never got to spend the hundred million he got for the Amertek deal." "That's the depository." "His cash stash." "Where is it?" "I don't know!" "Do believe him?" "See?" "If I'd done that, I would have sprained my wrist." "So what is this place?" "Los Halcones money laundering facility." "It's likely Warner and her new friends are after $100 million that Tobias Church left behind." "And you think Church's old running buddies might know where it is." "Yeah." "Wild Dog and Mr. Terrific are staking out the Bertinellis, and Dinah and Spartan have eyes on the Bratva." "You know, you got to get that new girl a code name." "Well, when she's ready, I was considering Black Canary." "You all right with that?" "Well, so long as she does Laurel proud." "So you really think Warner's gonna show up here?" "[Gunfire, glass breaking]" "Forget I asked." "We don't have time for that, Cutter." "Are you kidding me?" "These things are expensive." "We find the money, you won't have to worry about that." "Cupid:" "Yeah, and when's that gonna happen?" "Not one of these idiots knew a thing." "No, but they gave me the name of someone who does." "Don't worry." "Everything is going down as planned." "Oliver:" "Think again!" "You have failed this city!" "Quentin:" "You're under arrest!" "Get on the floor with your hands behind your head." "On the ground!" "I'm good." "Besides, I owe this son of a bitch some payback." "Freeze!" "Get on the floor!" "I listened to you once." "I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice." "Since when has doing the right thing been a mistake, Liza?" "Since you turned out to be a liar!" "I was all in, Quentin." "You convinced me to turn myself in, turn my life around, and then one day, I'm in the TV room, and what do I see?" "A news report about you working for one of the worst terrorists this city has ever seen." "He threatened my daughter, Liza." "And so you did what you had to." "Why shouldn't I do the same for myself?" "Because what I did and what you're doing are not the same thing!" "Sure they are." "We all do whatever it takes to survive, and if that means breaking a few laws or betraying the people who believe in you, so be it!" "[China White grunting]" "What are you doing?" "You're letting them get away!" "Officer:" "They're not our target." "You're under arrest for the murder of Detective William Malone." "Oliver:" "Listen to me." "You're making a mistake." "Officer:" "Drop the bow, or we will light your ass up." "Fine." "Son of a bitch!" "Felicity:" "What do you mean they were after you?" "Somehow..." "They found out about Billy." " What?" " Uh, I..." "I'm with her." "What are... what are you talking about?" "Prometheus orchestrated things so Oliver would kill Billy Malone." " What?" " D.A. Chase decided that we should cover it up, but..." "But somehow, the ACU knows and thinks that you took out one of their own." "We're gonna have to handle this, but right now, every second that we're down here, that crew is getting closer to Church's money." "The more money they have, the more guns they can buy, more damage they can do." "Ok." "Let me talk with pike." "I'll see if I can get him to stand down." "Quentin, I appreciate that, but I..." "I got to handle it this time." "Why?" "Because I'm the Mayor." "A lot of firepower in this room." "What's going on?" "We just have a couple questions for you, captain." "We heard the ACU attempted to apprehend the Green Arrow last night." " Is that true?" " 100%." "He's a person of interest in the murder of Detective Malone." "Based on what evidence?" "This was delivered to me yesterday." "Open it." "You'll see what I saw." "The M.E. report for Billy Malone's autopsy." "Cause of death was an arrow consistent with the ones the Green Arrow uses." "This wasn't in the original examiner's report?" "That one said the cause of death was undetermined." "I think we're looking at a cover-up." "There's a lot of whack jobs running around with bows and arrows these days." "Doesn't mean it is the Green Arrow." "Like I said, the edgework on the wounds was consistent with his arrows." "Captain Pike, I have it on good authority that the Green Arrow was not responsible." "On whose authority?" "Right now, I'm not a Liberty to say." "Well, then I'm not at liberty to drop this." "Look." "We're dealing with a cop killer here." "If that's all, I've got a lot of work." "I'll keep you gentlemen posted on the status of this investigation." "Adrian:" "I wouldn't panic just yet." "We don't even know if that report's legitimate." "I think it's safe to say that it is." "The question is who sent it to Pike?" "Adrian, I'm sorry." "Could we have the room, please?" "Mm-hmm." "It was Prometheus." "Heh." "Isn't that a little paranoid?" "I mean, I know the guy's given you reason to be, but..." "The envelope that Pike gave me was postmarked from Opal City." "Yeah." "So?" "Prometheus' mother is from Opal City." "I'm not even gonna ask how you know that." "I went to see her." "This is Prometheus telling me that he knows about that, and he is pushing back, he is keeping me in check because he knows that I can't make a move with the ACU breathing down my neck!" "You can't just give up." "I have to go." "Hey." "Sorry." "I got your text, and I..." "Huh." "Ok." "You look like you're having as bad a day as I am." "Really?" "Did you get fired today, too?" "What?" "My producer called me out on the carpet." "Apparently, they received an anonymous tip that I have been plagiarizing my stories for the past two years, and my laptop is filled with incriminating evidence." "Your laptop?" "It has all the fingerprints of a hatchet job." " Ok, Susan..." " And I have to wonder about the timing because... nothing like this has ever happened to me before I asked whether you were the Green Arrow." "Susan..." "I swear to you" "I didn't have anything to do with this," "I don't know anything about this." "And you're going to stand here and tell me that you're not the Green Arrow." " I already..." " Because that tattoo on your chest marks you as a Bratva captain." " Ok." " I've got a photo of you with the Bratva in Russia at the same time that you're supposed to be on a deserted island." "I've got another photo, same time, of a man in a hood with a bow and arrow operating in Russia, and now of course, I can't go public with any of it because I've been thoroughly discredited," "so well done." " If you could just." " Unless the next words out of your mouth aren't going to be a lie," "I'd really prefer if you just said nothing at all." "Hey." "Hey." "What's going on?" "Did you hack Susan Williams' computer?" " Ok." "Whoa." "Whoa." " Did you... did..." "Back up." "You don't..." "Did you hack Susan Williams' computer?" "Yes." "What were you thinking?" "I was thinking that you were one news story away from being outed." "Thea asked me to put a few" " things on Susan's computer." " Wait." "Wait." "Wait." "Wait." " Thea asked you?" "!" " Yes." "I don't know what she was planning on doing." "She said she had it handled." "Why?" "What did she do?" "Oliver:" "We're gonna have to make a run for it." "Are you ready?" "Konechno." "What are you doing?" "I surrender and he lets you live." "He will kill you." "He's going to kill both of us." "We're trapped, Anatoly." "Only one of us is gonna make it out of this alive." "I am avtoritet." "There's no way you're going to suffer for my sins, Oliver." "That's why I'm not giving you a choice." "[Knock on door]" "Yeah?" "Hey, stranger." "Haven't seen you around much today." "Yeah." "You know, I was just busy taking out the trash." "Yeah?" "Sanitation?" "More like public relations." "Uh, I hear Green Arrow is public enemy number one again." "Yeah." "Well, uh, now Oliver thinks that he can't make a move on Warner and her crew, you know." "Oh." "What do you think?" "I think that Warner's my mess to clean up." "And I'm..." "I'm assuming Oliver said that's not the case?" "What Oliver doesn't know is that the reason her rehabilitation was short-lived was 'cause she caught my confessing to working with Damien Darhk on TV." "Oh, wow." "Yeah." "That is an unbelievable... load of crap, Quentin." "What?" "Liza Warner is a criminal." "You didn't make her into one." "You've got to stop taking responsibility for other people's sins." "You know, I really like how wise you're getting lately." "That's just because I have committed my own sin today." "What sin?" "Don't worry about it." "Why don't you worry about catching Liza Warner and not because you are responsible but because she's a criminal." "[Snaps fingers]" "Let's get moving." "Yo!" "Man:" "Holy..." "Second man:" "Hey, what's this, now?" "Looks like 3 hot chicks." "Especially this one." "Thanks for that." "Anything for a friend." "Hyah!" "Hyah!" "Hyah..." "Man:" "Uh!" "Warner:" "We're looking for Tobias Church's rainy day account." "Bearded man:" "The Amertek money?" "I tell you where it is, you let me go?" "No." "You're gonna show us where it is." "China White:" "What about the Green Arrow?" "The ACU is all over his ass." "We've got nothing to worry about." "Let's go!" "Thea:" "Y-You asked to see me?" "Did you know that Susan got fired today?" "I didn't know she was gonna get fired, Ollie." "You should've come to me with this." "Listen, Ollie, I just wanted to discredit her..." "Thea, you should have come to me with this!" "And then what?" "We would have the same conversation we are having right now." "I would've told you that she was going to out you as the... [softly] Green Arrow." "She wouldn't do that to me." "And then you would say that." "[Heavy sigh]" "Look, Ollie, the only reason I didn't tell you was because I was trying to keep your hands clean." "I know you care about her, so..." "I do care about her." "I also care that you destroyed her reputation." "She's gonna have a tough time finding a decent job." "She's certainly not gonna find a job in journalism." "You just blew up her life." "Honestly, I... didn't mean for it to go this far." "Yes, you did." "You knew exactly what you were doing." "And that's the part that I don't understand." "Who does that to a person?" "You got a minute?" "Yeah." "We're done here." "What do you need?" "[Sighs]" "Warner and her crew just hit the Bertinellis." "One dead, two in critical condition," " and they kidnapped number four." " Yeah." "That's a change in their M.O." "They haven't been abducting people." "Yeah." "The guy they took is Enzo Russo." "I'm thinking they took him 'cause he knows where this depository is." "I'm thinking, you know, maybe, uh, Felicity can hack his cell." "We could track him that way." "No." "We have to let the police handle this one." "What?" "The ACU will be all over me." "Ok." "Then send the team." "I'm not risking anyone getting arrested." "What, you're just giving up now?" "Prometheus hasn't given me a choice." "Um, neither did Slade Wilson or Damien Darhk." "But with those guys, you didn't just pick up your football and go home." "This is different." "How?" "Because what's happening now, it's not something that Prometheus did." "It's something I did." "I mean, you're talking about Malone, right?" "That was Prometheus." "I fired the arrows." "Listen, earlier Thea was talking to me about not taking on other people's sins." "What happened with Malone, that's on Prometheus, not you." "Well, Quentin, that advice would mean a little bit more if it wasn't coming from Thea right now." "Well, I don't know what that means, but I do know that if you're letting Prometheus," "ACU, or anyone else keep you from stopping Warner and her buddies, then justice isn't being served." "I will have Felicity look at Russo's phone." "That's what I wanted to hear." "I'll take another run at Pike." "No, I'll do it." "You sure?" "I'm sure that I don't want Malone's death to have been for nothing." "[Knock on door]" "Mr. Mayor." "Do you have a minute for me?" "Of course." "What can I do for you?" "[Sighs]" "It's, uh, it's about the Green Arrow." "Sir, we've been over this." "I know." "And I know that I told you that the Green Arrow was not responsible for Billy." "That's not entirely true." "You got my attention." "Prometheus manipulated the Green Arrow into killing Detective Malone by making it appear that Malone was Prometheus." "Rightly fearing a citywide panic," "District Attorney Chase covered up the circumstances of Malone's death." "And how do you know this?" "The Green Arrow told me." "You're in contact with the vigilante." "I'm the Mayor." "And whether we like it or not, the Green Arrow and his team are auxiliary law enforcement." "Leaving whether I agree with that aside, why should I believe whatever he says?" "Because you know as well as I do what he has done for this city." "But what's the simpler answer?" "That the Green Arrow all of a sudden out of nowhere became a... a cop killer?" "Or that he was manipulated by a psychopath who has had all of us, you included, running in circles for months?" "He still killed Billy." "Yes, he did." "And that's something that he's gonna have to live with for the rest of his life." "All I'm asking is that you don't let that stop him from being the hero this city needs him to be." "[Exhales]" "I..." "I don't know, Mr. Mayor." "I'm..." "I'm gonna have to think on this." "Thank you for your time." "[Cell phone vibrating]" "Yeah?" "I got a GPS trace on Enzo Russo." "Well, at least his cell phone." "Ok." "Text me the address." "Um, shouldn't we let the team handle this, considering you're the..." "There's really no delicate way to put this..." "The SCPD's most wanted?" "Text me the address." "All right." "I traced Russo's cell to Oak Hill Memorial." "John's already en route." "Oak Hill Memorial." "At least if we get shot, we don't have to go far." "That is really not an encouraging perspective, Rene." "Hey." "Uh..." "Just a quick note." "Listen, um, now that you're a freshly minted officer of the SCPD, we can't have you going out into the field and having your new coworkers recognize you." "So..." "This is gonna involve me wearing a costume, isn't it?" "Yeah." "Something like that, yeah." "You know, I'm not..." "I'm not sure I'm ready to fill her shoes quite yet." "Oh, it's not shoes." "It's a mask." "[Sirens in distance]" "Pike:" "Unit 54 spotted the Green Arrow's Ducati heading southbound on Riverside." "We believe he's en route to engage" "Warner, Cutter, and Chien Na Wei." "We're tracking him, and we'll be there when he does." "Move out." "Quentin:" "Thanks for keying me in on this." "I trust you like I'm trusting that certain people can handle the truth." "Speaking of, how'd it go with Pike?" "Oh, we'll see." "[Communicator beeps]" "Alpha team in position." "Rene:" "This ain't right, man." "Disturbing souls at rest." "This is how you get haunted." "I feel a presence." "Beta team in position." "On site." "How do you know it's this one?" "It's got the least amount of dust." "Help me move it." "Ho ho!" "We have got the money, honey." "Take what you can carry." "We'll come back for the rest." "[Canary cry]" "[Pistol fires]" "Quentin:" "You did all this for money?" "So what, you could go to the Caymans?" "You think this is about taking a vacation?" "We're taking over." "We're taking back this city." "John:" "Yeah?" "You and what army?" "This one!" "[Tires screeching]" "Warner:" "It's amazing the loyalty money can buy." "Take them down." "[Canary cry]" "[Sirens]" "[Helicopter]" "I'm gonna enjoy watching them take you down." "[Gunshot]" "Move on the targets!" "Freeze!" "[Police radio transmissions]" "Thank you, Captain." "Happy to help." "It didn't hurt that the Mayor vouched for you." "I'm sorry about Billy Malone." "I know that it's something" "I'm gonna have to deal with for the rest of my life." "That's funny." "That's what the Mayor said." "[Sirens, helicopter]" "Come to say good-bye?" "Clear your conscience maybe?" "Heh!" "My conscience is clear." "The hell it is." "Look in the mirror sometime, Quentin." "You're no better than me." "I'm shot through with flaws, no question." "But at least I'm not using other people's sins to justify my own." "Hey, hey." "Are you ok?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "I'm fine." "Just she and I, we got a little history." "Hmm." "So, uh, Oliver tells me that you're the new Black Canary." "Oh, not yet." "I'm not ready to take your daughter's place, sir." "Laurel didn't want someone to take her place." "She wanted someone to carry on in her place." "[Knock on door]" "Hey." "Nice job tonight." "I saw you on the news." "We need to talk about what happened, Speedy." "[Sighs]" "Look, I'm sorry." "Have you..." "Have you spoken to Susan?" "No." "She's not returning my calls." "I'm really sorry, Ollie." "I..." "I know I screwed up and..." "But you didn't make a mistake." "You made a choice." "And you reminded me of someone." "Who?" "Mom." "She would've done something like this." "More like she would've done exactly this." "She was a wonderful mother." "But I..." "I think we both know that she didn't always make the best choices." "Whatever's gonna happen with Susan is... is..." "Is whatever's gonna happen." "Right now..." "Right now, I'm really worried about my baby sister." "Ah." "How very selfless of you." "I did not expect it." "But don't worry." "My word is good." "Anatoly will not be harmed." "Aah!" "Oh, Anatoly, look at you." "Hiding like a rat in the sewer." "Did not expect this from Bratva captain." "[Clicks tongue disapprovingly]" "But then you're not going to be Bratva captain for much longer." "We have a problem." "Adrian, just once, I'm gonna need you to walk into my office and not say that." "I'm serious." "I just got a heads-up on something, and I think it's something you need to get out in front of." "Man:" "Mr. Mayor, something's happening." "I think you should turn on the TV." "Bethany Snow:" "Reports have recently surfaced, there has been a major cover-up relating to the murder of ACU Detective William Malone." "According to our sources, the Mayor's office ordered the falsification of autopsy reports to protect the identity of Detective Malone's killer." "If any of these allegations prove true, it would constitute a gross overstep of the Mayor's authority, one that is likely to trigger impeachment proceedings led by the Mayor's political... [shuts off TV]" "Well, you undersold this." "This isn't a problem." "This might be the end of my administration." "Greg!" "Move your head." | {
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"I've died so many times because of you!" "That was close!" "Young master!" "Save the reunion for later!" "Let's finish this up!" "Roger!" "Just let me eat you already!" "What a one-sided battle!" "I had no idea you were hiding such a fine woman from me." "are we?" "Thank you kindly!" "How in the world can you tell where I am when it's so pitch dark out here? the flow of energy." "can also read the flow." "we can see well in the dark." "That voice... kid." "Old Man Fu!" "Why are you here?" "How did you know where we were? and we sensed a few substantial energy forms headed in this direction." "So we followed them." "too." "I think those are Greed and Gluttony." "Greed...!" "The one who took over the young master's body?" "!" "There's also one in the woods." "A friend of ours is fighting a homunculus named Pride right now." "Right. there's something within the nearby village that can't even be compared to the rest." "That's probably Ed's old man." "Him?" "!" "Is your father not human?" "!" "We can leave him be for now." "Gotta do something about the homunculi first." "Don't worry about Gluttony." "We can leave him to Lan Fan." "Leave him to Lan Fan"...?" "It's only been half a year since she got her automail attached!" "old man!" "or she's dead meat!" "What the hell?" "!" "Don't worry about her." "Martial arts isn't our only weapon." "say so first!" "What?" "!" "Explosions?" "!" "What's going on?" "Is it in the forest?" "Are lights not back on yet?" "bring a lamp!" "Geez..." "I guess I can rest assured." "what else do you guys have aside from explosives?" "A lot of stuff." "and flares." "The people in the slums are beginning to turn on lights." "Those shadows will start to appear again." "Heinkel will be in trouble!" "Exactly." "could you take me to where Pride is?" "There's something I want you to help out with." "Roger that." "Ed!" "Don't let your guard down." "the one that Heinkel's fighting..." "Just die already... little Roy." "Selim Bradley is not human." "These photographs are quite old." "Twenty years ago..." "And this one's from fifty years ago." "he's always near important government officials." "I also checked the town where the Führer President was supposedly born in. not a single soul has seen the Bradley family there before." "The mansion located at the address was also a fake." "no relatives either." "Madam Christmas." "You must have been through a lot to gather all this information." "You bet. all my fatigue just flew away." "But then I wonder why nobody noticed before?" "even nicknamed 'King'." "Fabricating a tale is like a walk in the park." "Y-You little...!" "Hey!" "Who is it?" "!" "Is someone there?" "!" "A monster!" "Oh no!" "A child is being attacked!" "A monster!" "Shit!" "there's plenty of shadow." "mister chimera." "man." "Geez..." "I still can't believe a brat like you was a homunculus." "Selim Bradley." "Appearances are only symbols. mister tiny alchemist?" "Where is he?" "!" "Where's Roy Mustang?" "!" "He's still inside." "considering how he goes there so often." "Madam Christmas..." "Her real name is Chris Mustang." "His foster mother!" "Dammit!" "Christ..." "Look what happened to my castle... so forgive me." "I guess I can let it go." "too." "Are the girls from the shop safe?" "they should be in a foreign country by now." "and I'm sure they've forgotten about you." "Moving right along..." "Worry about yourself and this country's future for now." "I won't forgive you if I meet you in a body bag as a traitor the next time I see you." "Madam." "I'll definitely repay you." "eh?" "little Roy." "you know..." "Okay." "Guess it's time for me to do my job too." "Colonel." "We were about to leave without you." "Your jabs make me feel right at home." "No signs of being followed?" "Nope." "he'd react to them right away." "That's a good boy." "I'm counting on you!" "Any movements from the Bradley family?" "I've confirmed their plans for the next three days." "The Führer President is attending the joint practice in the east." "Selim is also with him." "About that..." "The train that was carrying the Führer President plummeted down a valley." "Wow..." "That old Grumman really knows how to be extreme." "they'll start being a lot more cautious..." "That may make some things difficult for us." "Will that affect our mission?" "Will the Eastern Army come to Central as planned?" "The Führer President is missing... or a trap to lure us in... we have no choice but to proceed." "Please give us an order." "What's in our hands right now is a one-way ticket to a battlefield." "we can't go back. after I become Führer President." "my only order for you all is this:" "Don't die!" "That is all!" "Roger!" "Why..." "Why won't it slice?" "Good thing I left my automail in its northern state." "after all." "Carbon reinforcement!" "eh?" "In that case..." "What's wrong?" "Are you finished already?" "!" "As originally planned..." "Al!" "...it's probably advantageous for me to fight using your little brother." "Old Man Fu!" "A flash bang?" "!" "Curses!" "I'm sick of those guys!" "Huh?" "Lan Fan?" "!" "Lan Fan!" "Donkey Kong!" "You got it!" "Al!" "you take Al and run." "Isn't he still under Pride's influence?" "Parts that have been separated from a homunculi's body disperse and cease to exist." "Pride is no longer inside him." "I won't let you get away!" "Have another one!" "what was that flash from earlier?" "Ow!" "Ow!" "You're good." "You look pretty beat up." "That woman and Greed are so strange!" "It's like they know where I am in the dark!" "What did you say?" "They must be the warriors from Xing that Wrath was talking about." "The ones that can feel the presence of us homunculi." "Greed must be using that ability after absorbing Xing's prince." "Damn him... how many times did you die?" "I don't even know." "A lot." "I was beaten pretty badly as well." "we may end up being annihilated by them." "Then we can have Father fix us up" "Huh?" "What?" "No..." "Pride." "No!" "Don't eat me!" "That hurts..." "Help me..." "Lust..." "He... ate his own comrade...!" "Wow." "This is convenient." "It's quite simple to distinguish your scents." "Although the hunger that came with the ability seems like it'll be a pain." "Huh?" "This scent... Hohenheim?" "It appears as though Mustang is sneaking about with his old underlings." "If he has something to do with the train explosion and all the Ishbalans that have infiltrated Central..." "Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse..." "You all must know his thoughts better than myself." "what would you do next?" "I'd get Madam Bradley in my hands first." "Take her hostage?" "What a useless act." "eh..." "Humans are so incorrigible." "what are you doing?" "!" "Roy Mustang?" "!" "Madam." "Lieutenant Hawkeye!" "Why would someone like you do this?" "!" "Pardon my rudeness." "We have no intention of harming you if you don't resist." "come with us." "Memories." "They are recollections of the heart. people begin to fear the result." "Fullmetal Alchemist:" "Familial Love." "they see the daybreak." | {
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"♪" "Once Upon a Time" " S01E14 Dreamy" "Original air date March 4, 2012" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Oh!" "Easy." "Oh!" "Sorry." "Oh." "Careful." "Careful." "Fairy dust is the most..." "Precious substance in all the land." "Its magic is what powers the world." "This is the year's supply." "We must be cautious." "I know." "Because next year, you'll be doing this alone." "I-I'll still be picking up dust?" "I thought I'd be a fairy godmother by then." "Oh, Nova." "You really are a dreamer." "Your journey is just beginning." "Can you make it home from the mines with all the dust safe?" "Okay." "Oh." "Ohh." "This one's ready." "No, it's too early, Watchy." "This unit isn't scheduled to hatch till sundown." "Well, someone's eager to get out before the rest of his brothers." "Welcome to the world, dwarf." "Uh, excuse me, Leroy." "Uh, do you mind scooting over a seat so Walter and I could sit together?" "If I wanted to sit there, I would've sat there." "You want this seat, try dragging your sorry asses out of bed a little earlier." "You're a real ray of sunshine as" "Congrats." "Just lost my appetite." "Seat's all yours." "Excuse me." "Can I have everyone's attention, please?" "I'm sorry to interrupt your morning, but I just wanted to remind everyone that a very special occasion is upon us" "Miners Day." "As always, the nuns of Storybrooke are hoping that everyone will get involved and will help sell their exquisite candles." "All we need are a few energetic volunteers." "So who wants to join me?" "Leroy, you wanna volunteer?" "I want to leave, sister." "You're blocking the door." "Of course." "Uh, you know, if you wanted to help, it could really be a-- oh, yeah." "Right." "Quite a team we'd make." "Town harlot, town drunk." "The only person in this town that people like less than me is you." "If you're coming to me, you're screwed." "Hey." "Mind if I join you?" "So what the hell is Miners Day, and why are you beating yourself up over it?" "It's an annual holiday celebrating an old tradition." "The nuns used to make candles and trade them with the miners for coal." "Coal?" "In Maine?" "If they were mining for lobster, I'd understand." "Look, I don't know." "Now they use it as a fund-raiser." "It's an amazing party." "Everyone loves it." "It doesn't seem like everyone loves it." "It's not Miners Day." "It's me." "Last week, I had ten volunteers." "This week, they all dropped out." "You think this is about what happened with David?" "Oh, I know it is." "A few of them told me as much." "I've never..." "Been a homewrecker before." "It's gonna blow over." "You made a mistake with David." "It happens." "But you don't have to do charity to try to win people's hearts back." "I have to do something." "And this is the best I can do." "Love ruined my life." "Oh." "Sheriff Swan." "Yeah." "I'll be right down." "Well, apparently, duty calls." "Hang in there." "And if there's anything I can do to help, I will." "I know." "Thank you." "Oh, I'm so sorry." "It just slipped out of my hand." "I" "No problem at all." "Oh." "I really am so sorry." "I was so busy trying to get the lights to work that I didn't realize" "I was about to knock it off the ladder." "Let me take a look at those lights for ya." "Oh." "Here's your problem." "You're overloading the transformer." "You kept messing around with these lights, the whole thing could've blown up on you." "Oh." "Then I guess that makes you my hero." "I'm nobody's hero, sister." "Oh." "You can just call me Astrid." "I call everybody "sister."" "I'm Leroy." "(Gasps) Oh!" "How did you do that?" "Are you an electrician?" "I'm in the custodial services game." "That's..." "Wonderful." "No, it's not." "What I really wanted to do..." "Was sail." "I even bought a boat." "It's a real clunker." "I was gonna fix it up, sail around the world, say good-bye to this hellhole." "Oh, I'm sorry, sister." "It's okay." "You know, someone once told me you can do anything as long as you can dream it." "You really think so?" "Sure." "Look how easily you fixed those lights." "I bet you could do anything." "Oh." "I should, uh, get back to the volunteer center." "Nice to meet you, Leroy." " You mind if I take a look, too?" " What for?" "Well, just because I got fired from "The Mirror"" "doesn't mean I can't do a little freelance reporting." "So what do we got here?" "Gym teacher found this thing on the side of the road, abandoned, engine running, no one around." "Registered to Kathryn Nolan." "She's M.I.A." "Kathryn Nolan, whose husband very publicly left her?" "I mean, the story writes itself." "If I get a scoop like that," ""The Daily Mirror" would have no choice but to take me back." "Calm down, tiger." "You don't work for Regina anymore." "Kathryn got accepted to law school in Boston." "Maybe after David dumped her, she decided to leave town." "Car broke down." "She hitched the rest of the way." "That's what I would do if I was running away from my problems." "And, uh, would you leave your clothes in the car?" "Time to pull Kathryn's phone records" " and find out who she spoke to last." " Yeah, you know, if you go through the sheriff's department, it'll take you days to get those." "I've got a contact over at the phone company who used to help me out when I was at the newspaper." "I can get those in a couple hours." "Great." "Call me the minute you get your hands on those phone records." "There he is." "Time to break the news." "You really think he doesn't know?" "I'm about to find out." "Arms up." "What am I?" "You're a dwarf." "What am I doing?" "Being cleaned." "Who is the woman I saw?" "What woman?" "The one I saw right before I hatched." "She was beautiful." "I want to see her again." "Ha!" "You must be dreaming." "There are no female dwarfs." "Dwarfs don't fall in love, dwarfs don't get married, and dwarfs don't have children." "Why do you think you were hatched from an egg?" "Then what do we do?" "We work." "And we like it?" "We love it." "We even whistle while we do it." "We mine the diamonds that get crushed into dust that give light to the world." "You and your seven brethren will bring joy to yourselves and to everyone." "Come on." "This is your team." "These are your brothers." "Everyone, grab an ax." "It'll give you your dwarf name." "The ax never lies, Dreamy." "Okay, folks, grab a lantern and move out." "Today is the first day of the rest of your lives." "Welcome to the mines!" "Where can I sign up?" "What?" "I want to volunteer to sell candles." "No, you don't." "You made that very clear this morning at Granny's." "Well..." "Maybe I saw the light." "I mean, maybe somebody showed it to me." "What difference does it make, sister?" "It looks like you can use all the help you can get." "Okay, I need help Manning the candle booth." "No swearing, no drinking, and I get to call all the shots." "You ordered how many tanks of helium?" "I meant to order 12." "You ordered 12 dozen." "Ugh." "Return them." "There are no refunds." "We needed that money." "You knew that." "You know how he feels about us." "You fix this, sister Astrid." "You fix it now." "Hey." "Hmm." "What's the problem?" "The problem is I'm an idiot." "We get a stipend each year for expenses, and it's all carefully budgeted except for the part where I spent it all on helium." "And now we can't pay our rent." "So you'll make it up when you get your next stipend." "Which isn't till next month." "The rent is due next week." "And the only income we have are these candles." "Well, so how many do you need to sell?" "Like, a thousand." "How many did you sell last year?" "42." "Ask your landlord to cut you a break." "Oh. (Scoffs) Mr. Gold doesn't offer much leeway." "Mr. Gold's your landlord?" "If we miss a payment, we're out." "And then they'll reassign us, and we'll have to leave Storybrooke." "No, you won't." "You know why you only sold 42 last year?" "Because you didn't have me." "This year we're going to sell all of them." "Wow!" "Leroy," "I guess you really are my hero." "She's just gone?" "You really don't know anything, do you?" "I-I don't" " I don't understand." "Wh-what happened?" "I don't know." "I'm trying to find out." "What can you tell me?" "When was the last time you spoke to Kathryn?" "Yesterday afternoon." "Okay, look, I know there has been lies and deceit, and I'm really not judging you, but is that the truth?" "Yes." "I haven't spoken to her since we..." "I ended things." "And I came home yesterday, and all her things were gone." "I assumed she was going to Boston." "That's what she told me." "Am I a suspect or something?" "No." "I know when people are telling the truth, David, and you are." "She hasn't even been gone 24 hours." "She's not even technically missing." "But if she is, trust me," "I will find her." "Hmm." "Hello, Sidney?" "Those phone records you wanted-- I have them." "And I think you'll find them quite helpful." "Come on." "Help!" "Someone!" "Oh!" "Oh, thank you." "It's you." "Do we... know each other?" "You're the woman I saw in my dreams right before I hatched last year." "You're 1?" "I know." "I look young for my age." "Oh, no!" "The fairy dust!" "Ooh!" "Oh!" "Aah!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh." "Oh." "Oh." "I'm an idiot." "All I ever wanted to be was a fairy godmother." "That was my dream, but I can't even pick up fairy dust alone." "I'm so clumsy." "No, you're not." "I think you'd make a great fairy godmother." "You really think so?" "I believe you can do anything you want, as long as you can dream it." "I'm Nova." "I'm Dreamy." "You know, Dreamy, as fairies, we get to spend very little time in your world, and I was thinking about making a stop on my way back." "Have you ever been to see the fireflies?" "I barely ever get out of the mines." "Oh, I-I-I heard it's beautiful, that they come out just after sunset on firefly hill." "I was going to see them tonight on my way back." "Oh, sounds fun." "Have a good time." "Dreamy?" "Thanks." "You're my hero." "Buy your Miners Day candles here!" "Handmade by Storybrooke's very own nuns!" "Light your way to a good cause!" "By buying a candle." "This isn't working." "You're right." "We should pack it up." "Now you're quitting?" "If the customers won't come to us, we gotta go to them, door to door." "If they hate us here, what makes you think they'll like us in their homes?" "Exactly." "They'll pay us just to leave." " What the hell are you doing?" " What's happening?" "I just got off the phone with Kathryn's school in Boston." "Registration was this morning, and she never showed up." " Something did happen." " It looks that way." "Oh, Emma, help me out!" "What's more sympathetic-- um, scarf or no scarf?" "S-scarf." " Okay." " Come on." "We're on a schedule." "Oh, uh, thank you." "Gotta go." "Why didn't you say anything?" "You're looking for a suspect, someone with a motive." "Pixie cut over there has got one a mile high." " She had nothing to do with anything." "Trust me." " But she's the one-- trust me." "I know her." "Just get me those phone records." "Hi." "We're selling candles for Miners Day." "We're not interested." "What's the matter?" "You've barely touched your food." "I don't know." "I can't eat." "I can't sleep." "I don't feel at all like myself." "Maybe I should have doc take a look at me." "You're gonna trust a dwarf that got his medical degree from a pickax?" "I wouldn't worry about it." "Dwarves don't get sick." "It must be in your head." "It's not in his head." "It's in his heart." "You're in love." "Oh, that's impossible." "Dwarves can't fall in love." "Trust me." "I know love, and..." " You're in it." " Ah." "What's it like?" "It's the most wonderful and amazing thing in the world." "Love is hope." "It fuels our dreams." "And if you're in it, you need to enjoy it." "Because love doesn't always last forever." "But if love's so great, then why do I feel so bad right now?" "You need to be with the person you love." "Yeah, but how do I know she feels the same way?" "All she talked about was going to see some fireflies, not loving me." "What-- what did she tell you about these fireflies?" "Uh, that she was gonna go see them on the hilltop tonight, that she heard they were the most beautiful sight in all the land." "What?" "She wasn't telling you about the fireflies." "She was inviting you to go be with her." "You think so?" "I've had my heart broken enough to know when somebody's reaching out." "Now go." "Find your love." "Find your hope." "Find your dreams." "Oh." "Sister Astrid?" "Hi." "I have to talk to you." "See, I have some bad news." "Oh, no." "What is it?" "The bad news is that..." "That..." "You nuns are gonna be real busy making candles, 'cause me and Mary Margaret just sold them all." "You're not losing the convent." "You're not going anywhere." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "How could you tell Astrid that we sold all those candles?" "That is $5,000, Leroy." "$5,000 that we don't have." "Don't worry about it, all right?" "I got a plan." "What plan?" "A plan like going door to door and having everyone in town laugh in our faces?" "Just give me till the end of the day." "I'll figure something out." "And why is this so important to you?" "The nuns..." "They're gonna have to leave." "Hmm." "Oh, my God." "You like her." "She is a nun, Leroy." "Could you possibly pick anyone any less available?" "Says the girl who went after a married guy?" "At the end of the day, you're no better than I am." "You got your reasons for being here." "I got mine." "And when I say I'm gonna get that $5,000," "I'm gonna get that $5,000." "I didn't think you were gonna show up." "I was afraid I was too late." "Well, you did cut it pretty close." "Come on." "Wow!" "Look at all those lights." "Are those the fireflies?" "No!" " That's the village." " Oh." "And beyond that, all the lights of the kingdom." "You've seen a lot of this world, haven't you?" "From a distance, yes." "What's wrong with that?" "Flying over the world and being a part of it aren't exactly the same thing." "Well, at least you've seen the world." "Me" " I live in the mines, underground." "All I ever see is diamonds and dirt and dwarves." "Hmm." "You know..." "We could see it together." "Get a boat, sail all over, explore everything the world has to offer." "Oh!" "Look!" "Okay, let's do it." "Tomorrow night, after I drop off the dust, let's meet back here." "We'll run off together." "We'll see the world." "Sounds like a dream come true." "Now I know it's a bit of a fixer-upper, could probably use a new coat of paint, a few spritzes of febreze here and there, but you can't tell me that $5,000's not a reasonable price for this beauty." "$3,000, I think." "I need $5,000." "You need $5,000." "To what do we owe this specificity?" "Trying to help out a friend." "Oh, I see." "Look, you don't even have to pay me anything." "Just forgive one month's rent for the nuns." "The nuns?" "You can have the boat." "They'll pay you back eventually." "It's a good deal." "You get everything." "So that's what this is about." "Come on." "You're a rich guy." "You can afford to give them time" " to make up one month's, right?" " You're right." "I could." " So great." " But I won't." "I have a fairly specific rental agreement." "If they miss a payment, I'm within my rights to evict." " Oh, come on." "Why would you" " And quite honestly, it's gonna be a great relief to be rid of such distasteful tenants." "You don't like nuns?" "Who doesn't like nuns?" "Oh, I have my reasons." "And they're mine." "Let's just say I have a long and complicated history with them, and leave it at that." "Hello?" "Astrid." "Mary Margaret said I might find you down here." "I..." "I made you a pie." "It's the least I could do after all your help." "Wow." "Oh, this boat is great!" "It's gonna be amazing when you get it out on the water." "I can't even remember the last time I was on it." "Wh-what's this?" "If you sold all the candles, why are they still here, Leroy?" "I didn't sell them all." "I tried to, but nobody wanted to buy them from me." "I was gonna tell you the truth, but I was afraid of letting you down." "So you lied." "I'm sorry, Astrid." "I guess you believed in the wrong guy." "You find something?" "Kathryn's phone records." "Every call she made the day she crashed her car, including an 8-minute call between her and David within an hour of the accident." "That's not possible." " He said he didn't speak to her that day." " Then he's lying." "No." "I know when someone is lying, and David-- it's right here on paper, Emma." "Phone records don't lie." "People do." "And our friend David does it better than most." "Don't beat yourself up over this." "You're not the only person David fooled." "I'll have what she's having." "Well?" "Did you get it?" "What do you think?" "I think you're right." "I was dreaming if I thought that the town harlot and the town drunk could accomplish anything." "Yeah." "Just dreaming'." "Ahahem." "Stealthy." "You know, if you wanted to sneak out, you should've come to me." "You're leaving us?" "Without even saying good-bye?" "But-- but where you going?" "To be with Nova." "We're in love." "We're gonna see the world together." "I don't understand." "I thought we were meant to live our lives here, in the mines." "I thought so, too, but things change when you fall in love." "Suddenly anything seems possible." "Well, take this with you." "It might come in handy." "I don't need it anymore." "You can't do this, Dreamy." "You can't go to her." "Why not?" "You have a responsibility-- to mine the diamonds we make into fairy dust." "But I love her." "You're a dwarf, Dreamy." "We're not capable of love." "It's not how we're made." "What if I'm different?" "What if you're wrong?" "Bossy's not wrong, young one." "What you feel-- it's just a dream." "Who are you?" "I'm Nova's teacher." "And if the two of you run away together, it will not end well." "Nova will lose her wings." "But if you return to the mines and if you allow Nova to become the fairy that she was meant to be, the two of you will bring untold joy to the world." "Nova can be a great fairy..." "If you let her." "The choice is yours." "Leroy, you understand that a relationship between you and sister Astrid can never happen." "Yeah." "Yeah." "My whole life people made it their business to tell me what I can't do." "She was the first person that said I could do anything, who believed in me." "I didn't want to disappoint her." "But there are consequences to following through when the world tells you not to." "I mean, look at me." "I am a pariah in this town." "What about your good memories?" "What do you mean?" "Didn't you have moments with him that you love?" "Do you regret them?" "No, of course not." "Isn't that what life's about?" "Holding on to your good memories." "All I wanted was a moment with Astrid-- one moment to give me hope that any dream's possible." "You've had all that, Mary Margaret, so stop feeling sorry for yourself and enjoy it." "Because I haven't." "Well, if I had the dream," "I'm sorry to say it wasn't worth it." "And sitting here drinking won't end this pain." "What will?" "I can only think of one thing." "Perfect." "Leroy!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Oh." "Please don't do it." "I'm not gonna jump." "You're not?" "No." "Are you crazy?" "I could hit someone." "You know how much damage I could do?" "I'm solidly built." "Leroy, what are you doing up here?" "I'm gonna get my moment." " Whoa, whoa, whoa." "What?" " You might wanna duck." "What are you doing?" "I'm selling candles, sister." "Dreamy, come on." "I have to show you something." "Nova, we need to talk." "No." "You have to see this." "Take a look." "It's amazing." "It has everything we need to explore the world-- supplies, maps of all the kingdoms, a sturdy sail." "Nova." "I can't go with you." "What about our life together?" "Our dream?" "I'm a dwarf, Nova." "I belong in the mines." "You belong with the other fairies, and that's never gonna change." "Dreamy." "You control what changes in your life." "Never let yourself forget-- you're special." "Why?" "What makes us different from any other dwarf or fairy out there?" "Our love." "I don't think it's love." "It's a dream." "We need to put it away." "I don't want to put it away." "I'm not your dream, Nova." "Your dream's to be a fairy godmother," " and you can still be that." " You talked to the blue fairy." " It doesn't matter." " What did she say?" "Nova!" "What matters is..." "I can't stand in the way of your happiness." "But you're my happiness." "I love you." "Don't you love me?" "I'm a dwarf." "I can't love." "Let's pick up the pace, boys!" "We're making magic here!" "Where's my ax?" "Where's my ax?" "Dreamy, you're..." "Back!" "Well, heigh-ho, boys!" "Good to have you back, Dreamy." "No place I'd rather be." "Heigh-ho." "Bossy..." "Hand me another ax." "Here you are, Dreamy." "It's "Grumpy" now." "Here you go." "Oh." "Leroy..." "We sold out." " Yeah!" " Aah!" "Well, go on." "Give her the news." "Have your moment." " Excuse me." " Okay." "5,000 bucks." "Piece of cake." "You sold them all?" "I had a little help." "You made it happen." "You have no idea." "I don't know what to say." "You're welcome." "Listen, that boat of mine?" "I'm gonna fix it up." "And, well, maybe you could be my first passenger." "I'd like that." "Well, then that's what we'll do, sister." "Oh." "It's beautiful, isn't it?" "If this is about the blackout," "I've got the guys from the power company" " down there working on it." " That's not why I'm here." "It's been 24 hours since my friend Kathryn went missing." "Have you found anything?" "I found something." "I just don't know what it means." "Well, what is it?" "At this point in the investigation, it's best I don't divulge that information." "If you're covering for someone, if you're not doing your job, sheriff Swan," "I'll find someone who will." " Emma." " David, we need to talk." "Did you get ahold of Kathryn?" "No, I'm afraid not." "Then what is it?" "I need you to come to the sheriff's station with me and tell me everything." "I'm sorry." "I thought I already did." "So did I." | {
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"[Man Narrating] There was a time... when the world was made of dreams." "All living creatures of the ocean... lived happily in peace." "The main purpose of their lives... was to follow the voice of their hearts." "Nobody knows for certain when everything started to change... when rules emerged that made them forget their inner voices." "And one day, without even noticing it... the creatures of the oceans stopped dreaming." "They were always busy- fishing day and night... treasuring their material possessions." "Instead of fishing to live, they now lived to fish." "But among them, there was one born destined to change it all... one who had never listened to the voice of the crowds... but to the voice of his heart." "One who still had a dream... and was willing to test his courage- even risking his life- to rediscover the true purpose of his life... and, without knowing it... open the world of dreams for all other creatures." "This is his story..." "[Gasps]" "[Thunder Rumbling]" "[Gasps]" " [Growls] - [Gasps]" "[Whimpering]" "[Whimpering]" " Daniel, wake up!" " The wave!" " Dreaming about the wave again?" " Yes." "Well, forget about your wave." "Come on, let's go fish." "We're already late." "[Sighs]" "I still don't get this stuff about fishing all day." "We already have enough fish in the lagoon... to feed ourselves for the rest of our entire lives." "Ah, don't start with that again." "You know the rules." "Yeah, yeah." ""You can't go surfing because it's a waste of time."" ""You can't leave the lagoon because it's too dangerous."" "Blah, blah, fishing, fishing and more fishing." " I'm sick and tired" " Hi, Daniel!" "Hi, Michael!" "Hi, Daniel!" "Guess what I saw today." "You won't believe it." "You won't believe it." "It was a starfish as big as a mountain." "It was so huge." "It was giant!" "It was enormous!" "It was ginormous!" " [Michael, Scoffing] A giant starfish?" " Don't be mean." "Yeah." "Anyway, it was supergigantic... all orange and bright." "It was so incredible." "Can you believe it?" "Can you believe it?" "As big as a mountain!" "Ooh." "Incredible." " And guess what." " What, little guy?" "That star is mine, mine and only mine." "Don't touch it." "Don't touch it." "I'm watching you." "I'm watching you." "I'm watching you." "[Laughs] Don't worry, Sparky." "The huge starfish is yours and nobody else's." "Yes!" "I love it!" "And it's mine." "Because when I saw it, it was supergigantic!" "Yes!" "I love it." "I love it." "And it's mine." "That's good, Sparky." "Now go play and dream with your giant starfish." "Dream?" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Talking about dreams, I feel sleepy." "'Cause I didn't sleep well last night because of my starfish." "Starfish." "That's right." "Sparky's giant starfish." "Yes!" "Because it's mine and only mine!" "Yeah." "Yeah, I feel sleepy." "[Exhales]" "[Sighs, Snoring]" "[Daniel Chuckling]" "[Snoring]" " Hey, we have to put Sparky to bed." " What about fishing?" "Shh." "Don't complain." "Come and help me." "[Sighs] That Sparky's such a pest." " Well, you're so slow." " Slow?" "Bet you can't catch me!" "No fair!" "You got an early start." " [Laughing] You snooze, you lose." " I'm right on your tail!" "[Both Laughing, Exclaiming]" "[Michael] Watch this move!" "[Daniel] Nice!" "[Laughs]" "[Michael] Hey, I taught you everything you know." " Who's the master now?" "Whoa!" "[Panting]" " Yeah, not for long." "You're never gonna catch me, man!" "[Both Panting, Exclaiming]" " [Michael] Hey!" "Hey, look out for the rock!" " Whoa!" "[Laughing]" "[Daniel] Look out, little fishies!" " [Laughing]" " Whoa!" "[Both Panting, Exclaiming]" " Daniel, wait." " [Exclaims]" "[Laughs]" "Ah!" "See?" "You can't catch me." "What happened?" "Come on, jump." " No way I'm doing that." " Ooh." "You remind me of an animal that goes buk, buk, buk, buk!" "Chicken." "[Laughing]" "I'm not playing anymore, Daniel." "You're cheating." " You know we're not allowed to leave the lagoon." " I know." "We're not allowed to leave the lagoon." "Ah." "Come on, Michael." "You and I both know the waves look great today." " Mm-mmm." " [Sighs]" "Show-off." "[Exclaiming]" "Whoa!" "This is, like, the best wave I've ever seen." "Oh!" "She's amazing." "I wish Michael could see this." "Whoa-ho-ho-ho!" "Ahh!" "[Gasps]" "Uh, good morning, Leader." "We were chasing each other, and we were going so fast..." "I couldn't stop, so I had no option but to jump." "Uh-huh." "Just playing, right?" "And you had no option but to jump... and surf a wave." "Mm-hmm." "Exactly." "If not, I would've smashed myself against the sharp rocks and coral." "And that's no good." "Right?" "Seems to me that something's wrong with your sonar system, boy." "Oh." "Yes, yes." "I mean" " No, no!" "Everything's fine." "I guess I just didn't think about it." "Then I think I need to refresh your memory a little bit." "Follow me." "I really can't understand you." "We're almost finished with class, but, no..." "Daniel has to put a jellyfish on for a hat." "Daniel has to juggle sea cucumbers." "[Sighs]" "[Female Voice] Daniel." "Daniel, come." " Michael, look!" " What?" " Did you see that?" " Huh?" " You can't wait forever, Daniel." " [Gasps]" "You have a mission to accomplish." "The sun is already moving into its position." " A mission?" " Dream... or don 't dream." "Come... or don 't." "You may wait, but the ocean won 't." " Did you hear that?" " What?" " That voice." " [Gasps]" "There!" "There, Daniel!" " Did you see those markings on its belly?" " It got into the lagoon!" " Let's go!" " Yeah!" "[Dolphins Whispering, Murmuring]" "Listen to me." "You're safe." "It's a manta." "It's harmless." "Just don 't get too close." "What do we do?" "Nothing." "At least, not at the time being." "She's beautiful." "That thing came in from the outside, from the ocean." "I just know it's dangerous." "I love it!" "It's just like my giant starfish!" "Yes, it is!" "It's mine, mine!" "I saw it first, and I will call it Jumpy." "Yes!" "Because it looks like me, like in my dream." "Dream?" "[Sighs]" "[Snoring]" "[Gasps] Hey, Daniel." "Don't get too close." "Hi." "I'm Daniel." "I know." "You're Daniel Alexander Dolphin." " Huh?" " You've got the glow." "The glow?" "What glow?" "You have got the glow of a dreamer." "Was it you who was talking to me earlier- outside the reef?" " No, Daniel." "I am just a messenger." " [Sparky Snoring]" "I have come to tell you that the sun is almost in the right place." "If you want to find the wave of your dream, you have to leave." "Daniel Alexander Dolphin!" "You get back with the others in the group." "Now!" "I only want to talk to her." "Are you disobeying me, Daniel Alexander?" "But, Leader, she's harmless." "Daniel, go back." "Now!" " [All Gasping] - [Ocean Roaring]" "[Gasps] What's happening?" "Don't be afraid, Daniel." " Only you can hear me." " Why?" "Because the rest of your pod doesn't dream anymore." "However, Daniel, you never stopped believing in your dreams." "Many made fun of you... and many will continue doing it." "Sometimes that's the price you have to pay for not being understood... for being different from the rest." "But never stop being you." "Never let your fears stand in the way of your dreams." "Never." "Now I must go." "No." "Please don't leave yet." "There are so many things I want to ask you." "Always listen to the voice of your heart, Daniel... no matter what others might think or say." " [Snoring]" " If you do it... maybe someday you will find your truth... if you are strong and brave enough to follow your dreams." " Will I ever see you again?" " I'm not sure." "But I have fulfilled my mission." "If you follow your dreams, you will never feel lonely again, Daniel." "Never." "[Narrator] And so Daniel discovered... that as long as he followed the dictates of his heart... he would never feel lonely again." "Never." "[Sighs]" "[Peaceful Snuffling]" " Everything okay?" " Yes." "Good." "I was worried about what that manta might do." "Don't you worry." "Everything's quiet." "But I don't like creatures that come from outside of the reef." "Yes, I know." "Actually, I'm a little worried too." "Especially about that manta." "I've heard of that one." "She's the one with the markings on her belly." "But, Leader, is she dangerous?" "Many, many years ago, the elders said that she's on a mission... a mission to help others achieve things." "And now she travels around helping- helping other creatures who want something badly... something very badly." " What's going on, Leader?" " There is something, something that haunts us." "It's" " It's something" "A terrible creature from the depths." "It's close to the reef." "[Gasps] Huh?" "What's wrong, Sparky?" "Huh?" "Oh." "There's something haunting us." "Yeah." "You know what, you're right." "And I feel the same." " It's getting closer." "And even closer." " [Whimpers]" "It's horrible." "It's almost here!" "[Gasps]" " Oh!" "[Farts]" " Oh!" "That's gross!" "You farted?" "Ew!" " What was that?" " Ah!" "Mmm!" "Hmm?" "Huh?" " Hey." " [Farts] Oh, my!" " What's happening?" " [Giggles] You're still farting." " Oh." "Those are my friends." "My stinky farts." " What?" "If I can't hold them, they escape without my permission." "But they are my friends." "Sometimes when I need to breathe, I use them." "[Inhales, Strains]" " [Farting] - [Gasping]" "[Sniffs] See?" "They come in handy when you have to breathe." "And my star is mine." "Yes, my star is mine and only mine." "I'm sleepy." "[Snoring]" "Huh?" " [Low Rumble]" " Hmm?" "[Hisses, Growls]" "[Gasps]" "[Daniel] Dream... or don't dream." "Come... or don't." " Leader!" " What is wrong with you?" "You know it's bedtime." " The rest of the pod is already asleep." " I can't sleep." "That's no reason to hang out here all alone." "Can I ask you something about the sun?" "About the sun?" "Yes, the sun." "Does it ever look different?" "The sun is always the sun." "It moves through the sky during the day, if that's what you mean." "No, no." "Not that." "Does it ever do anything strange?" "Anything that might be out of the ordinary?" " Why are you asking?" " Oh, just wondering." "I guess I'm just curious." "I'd be happy if you just showed this much interest when you're fishing." "Sometimes I feel like I'm not like the rest." "Nonsense." "Come on." "It's time we get you back to bed." "Let's go." "[Snoring] Don't eat my sea urchins!" "They're mine and only mine!" "[Sighs, Snoring]" "[Gasps]" "[Shudders]" "Huh?" "[Sighs]" "Huh?" "Ah!" " [Dolphins Snuffling] - [Sighs]" "[Sighs]" "Maybe the leader really is right." "[Female Voice] There comes a time in life, Daniel... when there's nothing else to do but to go your own way... a time to follow your dreams... a time to raise the sails of your own beliefs." "Who are you?" "You're not the manta." " Your voice sounds different." " I am the Voice of the Sea." " The Voice of the Sea?" " Yes, Daniel." "The manta that I sent to you in the lagoon is one of my angels." "She told me about you." "You're ready." "Ready for what?" "Ready to take the great leap into the unknown... far from the safety of the lagoon." "What should I do?" "How will I know the true purpose of my life?" "You will find the true purpose ofyour life... the day you surf the perfect wave... the one you've been dreaming of for so long." " Daniel!" " [Gasps]" "Come back!" " Uh" " Daniel Alexander Dolphin!" "Come back immediately, or you will regret it forever." "[Michael] Daniel, what are you doing?" "Daniel, this is the last time." "Come back, Daniel." "Now!" "[Groans]" "I'm gonna miss you, Michael." "Daniel, no." "Good-bye, Michael." "Good-bye, Daniel." "Now listen to me, everyone." "Today, one of us has broken the law." "It was Daniel." "Daniel chose to leave this pod." "Daniel Alexander Dolphin... is now an outcast forever." "[Raspy Breathing]" "[Barracuda] The dreamer is finally out." "[Chortling]" "[Narrator] The next morning..." "Daniel Alexander Dolphin found himself in the middle of a huge ocean... not knowing which way to go... but willing to follow the voice of his heart." "[Snuffling]" "Ah." "[Creature Muttering] How'd I get stuck in the" "[Whimpering] I just wanna" "Huh?" "[Straining, Muttering]" " Ouch!" " Ah!" "[Straining, Whimpering]" "I gotta get outta here!" "[Straining]" "[M uttering] Oh, gosh!" "How do I get myself into these sort of things?" "[Grunts] You mind helping me out over here?" "Sure." "I'll try." "Ouch!" "Ow!" "Stop!" "[Panting] Stop it!" "Ouch!" "Be careful!" "You're ripping my guts out!" "[Yelping] Whoa-oah-oah!" "Well, thanks a lot." "Let me ask you somethin'." "Um, do I look like I'm made out of chewing gum?" " [Squeaks]" " Sorry..." "Eh!" "Hey, wait a minute." "Where did you disappear to?" "You're not plannin' on eating me, are ya?" "No." "Are you really, really for sure?" "Because I am superdelicious." " Of course not." "I swear." " Ooh!" "That's good news." "Ta-da!" "[Laughs]" "Hey, hey!" "Close your mouth." "I can see all the way into your stomach." "Hey." "L" " How did you do that?" "Suddenly I couldn't see you." "Eh, I did it the way I did it." "That's me." "And you, who are you?" "I'm Daniel Alexander Dolphin." "Ah." "And what are you doin' here?" "See, well, I wanted to get out of my lagoon and into the open ocean." " You ran away without permission?" " Yes." "That's right." "And now I'll never be able to go back." "No!" "Daniel, I ran away too!" "That's right." "Not because I was lookin' for something, well, like you." "I was just bored." "A guy like me needs adventure, needs to see the world." "I couldn't stay at home alone with Ma forever, you know?" "It's just, um" " Oh, it's a bit, uh" "What's the word?" "D'oh!" "I got it!" "Oh, it's- [Jabbering]" "Wait!" "I know this!" "It's on the tip of my tongue!" "Uh, uh" " Suffocatin'!" "Yeah, suffocating'." "Know what I mean?" "Yes." "I understand." "[Female, Italian Accent] Carl!" "Carl, where are you?" "Stop hiding and come here right now!" "It's my mommy!" "Oh, no!" "No, no, no, no!" "Let's get outta here, or I 'm gonna have to eat sea urchin again." "Have you ever had it, Daniel?" "I don't like it!" "I don't like it!" "It itches!" "I don't like it!" "Okay." "Let's go." "Whoa-oh!" "[Murmurs]" "[Straining, Panting]" "[Straining, Panting]" "[Sighs] Wow." "Carl, you're really fast." "Hey, hurry up!" "I'm leavin' you behind." "Hey, uh, why don't you grab on to my tail?" "[Pants] Okay." "But only because I don't want to leave you behind." "Gee, thanks a lot, Carl." "[Sighs]" "[Yelping]" "[Shrieking]" "[Whimpering]" " Stop it!" " Uh, uh" " Oh!" " [Screams] - [Splats]" "Whoops." "Carl?" "Uh" "[Groans]" "Right here." "Just makin' myself comfortable." "[Whimpers]" "I think that we are... safe." "Right?" "Heh, heh." "[Groans]" "I think that you have to hold on to me tighter." "What about on my back just in front of my dorsal fin?" "Hold on like this?" "That feels better." "So, where we goin' now?" "We off to have more fun?" "First, I've gotta swim to the surface so I can get some air." "Ah!" "[Carl Whimpering]" "Wow." "Carl, look at that." "Surfing is the reason I live." "[Gasping]" " [Panting]" " Have you ever wanted to surf?" "Of course I have, Daniel, but surfing' is too wild for me, you know." "I prefer to be a little more relaxed... chilled out nice and smooth." "So why'd you run away from your lagoon?" "The lagoon where I live is beautiful... but it felt like a prison." "Heh!" "Guess I'll come with you then." "You can be my sidekick, okay?" "Carl, that sounds like a pretty good plan to me." "[Water Rushing]" " [Gasps] Did you hear that?" " Yes." " [Low Growl] - [Yelps] Mommy!" " [Whimpering] - [Gasps]" "[Growling]" "Oh!" "Aah!" "[Shrieking]" "What do you want?" "[Creature] Mmm, what do we want?" "Mmm, it could be your dorsal fin." "Or maybe three delicious tentacles from your brave friend." "What?" "Or maybe just your dreams." "Go away!" "[Chuckles] There 's no reason to be scared." "I ' m not scared." "Wonderful." "That way, it is easier to devour you." "What?" "You?" "And how many more?" "[Barracudas M uttering]" "Oh." "That wasn't a very smart question." "[Muttering Continues]" "[Gasps]" "Aah!" "What are you?" "I am your worst nightmare." "[Roaring]" "Get them!" "[Growls]" "[Creature Chortling]" "[Gasping]" "[Exhales]" "Huh?" "[Sighs]" " [Carl Whimpers] Mommy." " Hmm?" "Mommy." "Mommy." "No, I don't wanna eat any more jellyfish." "[Whimpering]" "Oh, no!" "Jellyfish are terrible." "They're so gross." "They make my belly itch." "[Whimpering]" "[Gasping]" "[Daniel] I think we lost them." "Huh?" "What?" "Did I miss somethin'?" "Well" " What, you don't remember?" "Oh." "Last thing I remember, I was eatin' a jellyfish." "Gross." "Pfft!" "Gross." "Yech!" "Jellyfish?" "Are there any jellyfish that taste good?" "Nope." "But they are good for your digestion." "[Gasps] I remember!" "I remember I was dreaming that a thousand barracudas wanted to eat us... and I was bravely fighting them all!" "And I chased them away with their tails between their legs!" "Ha!" "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah." "That's exactly what you were doing." "Of course." "Because nobody messes with the mighty Carl!" "Nobody!" "[Screaming]" "[Roars]" "[Daniel Panting, Gasping]" "[Panting]" "[Creature Growling]" "[Daniel Gasping, Grunting]" "[Creature Groans]" "[Exhales]" " [Chortling]" " Huh?" "[Whimpering]" " [Growling]" " We're goin' fast." "[Screams]" "[Panting]" "[Gasping]" "[Growling]" "[Chortling]" "[Panting]" "[Breathing Slows]" "No!" "It can't be." "There's no way out!" "[Creature] Are you trapped?" "[Laughing]" "I am going to enjoy this so much." "Leave us in peace!" "Don't worry, my little friend." "You will rest in peace in no time." "Good-bye!" "[Laughing]" "Seal the entrance right now." "[Muttering]" "[Roars, Grunts]" "Huh?" "[Groaning]" "[Gasping]" " ?" "[Whales Singing In Distance] - [Carl] Huh?" "Wow." "Do you hear that, Carl?" " Yeah." " It's beautiful." " Yeah, it sounds very nice." " I wonder what it could be." "Oh!" "Daniel, you wanna know everything." "[Chuckles] Sorry." " ?" "[Continues]" " Hey, there are waves here." "I'm goin' up, okay?" "Okay." "I'll go up with you." "[Inhales Deeply]" "Are you ready?" "I was born ready." "Huh?" "Whoa-oh!" "What a great wave!" "Whoa-oh!" "[Gasping]" "[Shrieking]" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "[Shrieking]" " Oh!" "Awesome, isn't it, Carl?" " [Whimpering]" "Did you feel it?" "There's nothing like it." "[Gasping]" "That was the squid-killer wave." "You're trying to get rid of me, aren't you?" "That's what you're doing." "You're tryin' to get rid of me." "I'll teach you how to do it the right way." "You'll see." "Oh, sure, that's a great idea." "I can't wait." "But by then, you'll have to show me how to grow a tail fin like yours." "We'll figure out a way." "I promise you." "I'm gonna go surf again, okay?" "[Voice of the Sea] Daniel." "Don't forget your dream." "Don't forget why you abandoned the lagoon." "Pay attention to the sun." "Watch where it sets in the horizon and follow it." "The sun will tell you many things... but seek out its darkness to fulfill your heart's mission." "Don 't forget it." "Trust your instincts." "Sea?" "Follow the omens that you 'll find on the way... and you will reach your destiny." "If you surf the perfect wave... you will open the world of dreams... to all creatures of the ocean." "[Man] ?" "Fly?" "?" "Daniel Dolphin, fly?" "?" "Turn water into sky?" "?" "Fly, Daniel Dolphin, fly?" "?" "And be?" "?" "Someone true and free?" "?" "Strong and kind to see?" "?" "Who always talks to me?" "?" "A s you move through water deep?" "?" "Cast your cares aside?" "?" "You show me how to be myself?" "?" "And ask me not to hide?" "?" "You try." "To tell me your best secret?" "?" "Is right before my eyes?" "?" "To open up and take my feelings?" "?" "And make them come alive?" " ?" "And jump?" " [Chorus]?" "And jump?" " ?" "Jump beyond the blue?" " ?" "Beyond the blue?" "?" "Into dusks and dawns?" "?" "Who always talk to you?" " ?" "Oh, fly?" " ?" "Oh, fly?" "?" "Daniel Dolphin, fly?" "?" "Fly, Daniel Dolphin, fly?" "?" "Turn water into sky?" " [M urmuring] - [Chuckles]" "?" "[Humming]" "Whew." "[Exhales]" "[Gasps] Hey." "Hey." "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!" " Stop a minute!" " Huh?" "That!" "There!" "[Exclaims]" " That's exactly how it's supposed to look." " What?" " Haven't you heard the stories about the purple shell?" " No." "It's the entrance to paradise, man." "Even the dumbest fish in the sea knows that." "The best food, anything your heart desires." "And we found it!" "This is a grandiose discovery..." "All dreams come true when you're inside the purple shell." "I don't know." " We really don't have a whole lot of time, Carl." " Oh!" "Oh!" " We need to find out about the sun- - [Whimpering]" "And the place where it will appear." "Oh, I see." "Your dream." "Your wave." "Well, what about me?" "Hmm!" "What I want is no big deal to you, right?" "[Sighs] Of course it is." "Oh, paradise!" "I found it!" "I found it!" "[Daniel Chuckles]" " It's fine, Carl." " [Exclaims]" " But promise we won't stay too long, okay?" " Uh-huh, sure, sure." "Oh, yeah, yeah." "[Laughing]" " Ah!" " Oh!" "Ah!" " Cool." " Daniel, look!" "It's amazing." "Ah!" "[Carl] Hello?" "Is anybody home?" "Greetings." "Please come up." "Master, you have visitors." " Oh!" " Ah!" " Ah!" "[Carl Yelps]" "[Chuckles]" "Ahh." "Welcome, my friends." "I'm Daniel, and this is my friend Carl." " Hiya." " We were just admiring your house." "Ahh." "Well, that's nice to hear." "My name is Maitre, and I was just busy studying the sun... but I suppose I could do that later." "What a coincidence." "Maybe you can answer a question for me." "Oh, but- but certainly." "Tell me." "Every day the sun rises, and every afternoon it sets." "But what else can the sun do, Maitre?" "I don't understand." "I was told that I would be ready to fulfill my dream... when the sun does something different... something that it doesn't do any other day." "Oh, a difficult question." "[Laughs]" "Oh, how I love difficult questions." "Why don't you come into my study, Daniel?" "[Chuckles] We must find the answer." "Ah!" "[Chuckles]" " Oh." " Good day." "Good day." "Hello, everyone." " Good morning, Master." " Hello." " You look so nice, Master." " Oh, good day." "Good day." "Hello." " Everything in here is shining wonderfully." " [Daniel Gasping]" " Is there something wrong?" " No, no." "Well, yes." "I need to get some air." "How can I get out of here?" "How impolite." "Ouryoung friend is an air breather." "Quick." "Come this way." "[Deep Breath, Sighs]" " Ah!" "Bravo!" " [Exhales]" " An amazing jump." " [Daniel] Thanks." " [Laughing]" " [Maitre] Wonderful." " Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" " You can really fly." " You are simply acrobats." "[Shrieking, Grunts]" " [Groans]" " Oh!" "Ah!" "Is it not cool here?" "Crazy pool, man." "I'll wait on you guys here for now." " All right, huh?" " Uh" "I don't know." "It smells kind of like- [Sniffing]" "Jellyfish poop." "Ew." "[Exclaims]" "And why is everybody calling him "Master"?" "[Sighs]" " Wow." " Heh, heh, heh." "Nice, isn't it?" "[Master] We must study the sun." "What happened?" "The sun- it's gone." "[Exclaims]" "[Master Growls]" " Hey!" "You!" " [Gasps] Huh?" "Yeah, I mean you." "Get off before I have you for dinner." "[Whimpering, Crying]" "So much ignorance." "Unbelievable." " [Crying]" " Hey!" " [Sniffling]" " You!" "Come back here immediately." "We need you." "Look through the lens." "Okay, now watch carefully." "Right?" "Well, what do you see?" "Uh" " Oh." "A fish." " No, no, no." " Hmm?" " An eclipse." " An eclipse?" "What does the sun do that it doesn't do every day?" "An eclipse, my friend." "That is the answer to the question." " Watch that fish." " Uh." "You see, the fish is the moon." "It's much smaller than the sun... but it's also a lot closer to us." "When it moves to an exact position between us and the sun" " Yeah?" " It covers the sun completely." " Oh." " And that is why we call it an eclipse." "What does that have to do with my wave, Maitre?" "Daniel, that is exactly what we need to find out here." "Oh, tomorrow morning, tomorrow morning." "It's too late for that today." "Rest for a while, my friend." "Um, okay." "I'll go ahead and have dinner prepared for us." "And then perhaps later... we can talk about a way for you to return the favor." "[Girl's Voice] Never stop dreaming, Daniel." "[Gasps]" "Huh?" "[Gasps] Manta!" "Hi!" "Hello, Daniel." "What are you doing in there?" "I followed your advice." "I left the lagoon to fulfill my dream." "But there inside, where you are right now- Are you sure that is the right way?" "Hmm." "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Careful!" "Where are you going in such a hurry?" "Uh..." "l-l- l" " We can't stay for dinner." "But you want to know where to find your wave, don't you?" "Of course, but I" "I thank you for your help and hospitality... but this is something that I have to figure out for myself." "All alone?" "Well, that's just really dumb." "Lfthere's anyone that can do that..." "I am certain it is me, young fellow." "I know things that- that others just don't know." "But even you can't tell me what's right or wrong to do with my life." "[Roars]" "[Gasps]" "And that's how I defeated, with my bare tentacles alone... an entire army of barracudas." " [Chuckles]" " Carl, quick, get up!" " We're getting out of here!" " [Maitre] Somebody bolt the doors right now!" "You freeloaders!" "Nothing is free!" "You owe me!" "You are now my slaves!" " Nobody leaves without my permission!" " [Gasps]" "Understand?" "Now get back to work!" " [Grunting] - [Roaring]" " [Carl Whimpering]" " Daniel!" "[Yelling]" "He's coming!" "He's right behind us!" "Go, Daniel!" "It's closing!" " Oh, no!" "No!" " [Daniel Grunts]" "[Carl Whimpering, Sniffling]" " Carl, are you okay?" " Leave me alone." "Carl." "We're friends, Carl." "You can tell me anything that you want." "All my life I've heard that wishes come true inside the purple shell." "And what do we find?" "A selfish guy who cares only about himself." "Don't feel sad, Carl." "It's true that things were not as you were told." "But you've seen the truth with your own eyes." "Not many achieve that in their own lives." "The important thing is that we learned a lesson." " What lesson?" " That not everything you hear is true." " Hmm." " That some things are not what they appear to be." "And that you're very lucky to discover the truth with your own eyes." "Yeah, I guess you're right, Daniel." "Okay!" "Let's continue our adventure!" " That's the spirit." " Yeah, yeah, yeah!" "Whoo!" "[Both Laughing]" "Stop it. [Chuckles] Stop!" " Stop what?" " [Chuckling Continues]" "Huh?" "[Muttering]" " [Giggling, Squeaking]" " Hmm." "[Murmurs]" "[Gasps, Laughs]" " Hey!" "Huh?" " Oh!" "Seems as if you're carrying a stowaway, Daniel." "Ha!" "Where do you come from, little fish?" " Um" " Can he talk?" " Can you speak?" " Of course I can talk. [Squeaking]" "I can even count up to eight." "Wanna see?" " Sure!" " Oh, such a tiny thing. [Gasps] 1, 3, 76, 41, 12" "Um, 8!" "I can't take it!" "Oh, you're so cute!" "You're so cute, I could just" "I could eat you!" "[Gasps] No, Mr. Squid!" "Please don't eat me." "[Squeaks]" "Mr. Big Fish, you won't let him eat me, will you?" "No, little buddy." "Nobody's gonna eat you." "It was just a joke." "Oh, yes, little fish, I could never eat you." " Joke?" " [Carl] Uh-huh." "I love funny jokes." "Very funny jokes!" " You are adorable!" " [Grunting]" "I wanna keep him." "I always wanted a pet." "[Slurping]" " Why, you little devil!" " [Giggling]" "That's a bad boy!" "Don't do that to your friend Carl!" "[Whimpering]" "Oh, no!" "Oh, little fishy, don't look at me with that face!" "You can do whatever you want." "Okay?" "Huh, my little guy?" "[Sighs, Giggles]" " Son!" " [Gasps] Mommy?" "Mommy!" " Mommy!" " My little child." "I've missed you so much." "[Sighs]" "I missed you too, Mommy." "Thank you for freeing him from that horrible prison." "I have something to do, Carl." " Stay here." " Wh-What are you doing?" "But, Daniel" " [Loud Crash] - [Gasping]" "[Grunting]" "[Gasping, Chattering]" "[Grunting Continues]" "[Creaking, Cracking]" " Get out!" "Now!" " [Cheering, Shouting]" "[Laughing, Sighing]" " [Maitre] You!" " [Grumbling]" "Not only have you left without paying... but now you want to steal my slaves!" "How dare you!" "How dare you make slaves out of all of these innocent creatures?" "They're mine!" "They're mine!" "They're mine!" "They were never yours!" "You can't realize your dreams by stealing the dreams of others." "[Yelling]" "Carl?" " [Carl Chattering]" " Huh?" "[Chattering Continues]" "Yes." "Yes, right here." "I got you." "You get away from me!" " [Chuckles]" " Wait till my friend Daniel gets here!" " He's gonna- [Gasps]" " What's wrong, Carl?" "Look!" "[Shuddering]" " [Gasps]" " How nice!" "Another visitor!" "Your friend here doesn't wanna talk to me." "He's trying to poke me with this pointy thing." "Stay back!" "A sea urchin in my hands is a deadly weapon!" " [Squealing]" " Hyah!" "Hi-yah!" "What do you want?" "First I'd like to find out who I have the pleasure of meeting here." " [Whimpering] - [Squealing Continues]" "I hope you can, uh, stay to eat." " [Chuckles] I" " I mean, to talk." " We're only passing by." ""Passing by." Interesting." " Well, aren't you scared of me?" " I don't fear what I don't know." "Well, y-you should be careful out here in the open ocean." "A-And where's the rest of your pod?" "They must be fishing in the island's lagoon." " So what are you doing out here all alone?" " I'm following my dream." " I'm looking for the perfect wave." " Blah, blah, blah." "Now just a second here." "What kind of a dream is that?" "Isn't there anything you want with all of your heart?" "Me?" "L" " I don't know." "Come on." "We all want something." "But most creatures get so busy that they lose track of their true purpose in life." "Ya think so?" "Of course." "Even my friend Carl here has a wish... but he doesn't know what it is yet." " That's why we travel together." " But" " You know what I'm talking about, don't you?" " Of course." "Yes, I think so." "At least that's what I'd like to think." "You don't happen to know where I could find the perfect wave." "I bet you get around, don't you?" "Well, you know, I myself, I'm not so interested in waves." " That's simply not my thing." " Sure." "Not everybody likes the same thing." "That'd be pretty boring." "Exactly." "Exactly!" "So, what is it you really wish?" "My" " M-M-My wish?" "Well, I don't, uh" "I don't, uh" " Well, you know what I am, right?" "Of course." "Naturally." "A shark." "A shark?" "Ha!" "You obviously don't know who you're dealing with here." "They know me from here to Zanzibar." "I mean, I'm the biggest, the meanest and, uh" "[Chuckles]" "You know what they say about me... don't ya?" "Yeah, yeah, the usual talk" "That you eat a lot and everyone's really scared of you, stuff like that." " But you see, that's the whole problem here." " What?" "Everyone's afraid of me and runs away when they see me... and it's so impossible for me to talk to them." "So you want to have friends to talk to?" "How can I talk to anybody if, before they say anything, I'm already chomping' them down?" " [Muttering]" " Well, that is a real problem." "But nothing that can't be solved." "Think." "Everybody runs away because you try and eat them." "So then" "I eat them before they go away." "No!" "If you don't eat them, then you can talk to them." "Easy, don't you think?" "If I don't eat them, I can talk to them... and they can talk to me." "Of course!" "That's why when I eat them they don't talk!" "Well, some scream." " But screaming's not talking." " [All Yelling]" "Cool, huh?" "Well, I have to try." "It." " Where are the fish?" " Take it easy, my friend." " You just called me "friend"?" " Yeah." "Why?" "Nobody has ever called me his friend." "Sure feels good, right?" "[Shrieking, Panting]" " [Laughs]" " Hey, what did you do that for?" "Carl's my friend." "Sorry, sorry." "I wanted to not eat you." "I just have to practice this a little more until I get it right." "I'm really sorry, little guy." "I almost messed up, didn't I?" "I've just never done this before, this whole not-eating thing." "Uh, it's okay." "You'll learn how." "Well, thankyou, my friends." "Hey!" "You there!" "Wait a second, fishies!" "I'll get you guys anyway, but I won't eat you." "Do you hear me?" "You'd better wait for me!" "[Whimpering]" " [Shark] Ohh!" "Come on!" "It was just a fin!" " [Gasping]" " [Screaming]" " Don't go away!" "I won't do it again!" "Let's get outta here!" " Did you see that, Carl?" " Yeah, yeah." "Whatever you say!" "Look, let's just get outta here before he changes his mind!" "[Coughing]" "That dolphin made the worst mistake... of his miserable existence." "[Growling]" "[Carl, Daniel Laughing]" "[Carl] First, I gave a lesson to a shark that likes biting his friends... and before that, I defeated a monster full of scars... after defeating his army of barracudas." "Ha!" "I can't wait for the next challenge, Daniel." "Lucius, the dream-eater." "[Yelps]" "Lucius, the dream-eater?" "The creature that you described is Lucius, the dream-eater." "He lives to capture the dreams of all creatures that inhabit the ocean." "I'm surprised you survived an encounter with him." "I don't think he'll bother us anymore." "I personally took care of the dream-eater with my bare tentacles." "Hoo!" "If that's so, then it's good news." " Who are you?" " I am a sunfish." "And before you ask me what I'm doing, I am swimming after the sun." " Hey, I like the sun!" " You like the sun?" "That's so cool." "I've always fantasized about touching the sun." "If only for an instant." " You wanna touch it?" " As it gets close to the ocean." "Imagine almost touching it before it disappears." "It could happen, right?" "If you think so." "But try not to burn yourself." "My dream is to touch the sun." " I also have a dream." " Really?" "I've been searching the sea to find the perfect wave." "Daniel..." "Alexander..." "Dolphin?" " How do you know my name?" " So the story was true." " What story?" " Yeah, what story?" "Many suns ago, I heard the story of a dolphin... that would break all the rules of the society in which he lived... so that he could discover his destiny... and open the world of dreams to all other creatures of the world." "Who, me?" "Maybe you still don't know it, Daniel... but you were born to change the world... and one day you will return from where you came after fulfilling your dreams... and will show them the truth." "You mean, go back to my lagoon?" "Back to my pod?" "Not a chance." "I'll never go back." "They don't understand me." "Don't be so harsh with them, Daniel." "I wish you the best, Daniel." "What you're searching for is closer than you might think." "Good-bye, Sunfish." "And hopefully someday you and I'll meet again." "[Moans]" "[Sinister Laugh]" "[Grunts]" "[Both Sighing]" "Huh?" "What's the matter, Daniel?" "Are you sad?" "Forgive me, Carl, for bringing you on this journey that has no meaning." "I'm beginning to think I'll never find what I'm searching for." "What am I hearing?" "The great dreamer stopped dreaming just like that?" "What happened to your wave?" "I think you're very close to finding it." " Huh?" " Sea?" "That dream is mine!" " [Both Gasping] - [Roaring]" " [Grunts]" " Carl!" "No!" "[Chuckles] Your turn, dreamer." " [Barracudas Muttering]" " That dreamer is mine." " Stay behind." " [Grunts]" " [Laughing] - [Yells]" "[Both Grunting, Yelling]" "[Roaring]" "[Roaring]" "[Groaning]" "[Growling]" "[Grunting]" " [Crunch] - [Groans]" "[Lucius Laughing]" "[Hissing, Growling]" "Stop!" "That miserable little fellow is mine." "[Roaring]" "[Laughing]" "Here is where your worthless dream ends." "[Lucius Inhaling]" "[Sinister Chuckling]" "[Inhaling]" "[Grunts] That's impossible!" "You'll never be able to take my dream away." " Never." " [Moaning]" "Maybe I won't be able to steal your dream... but I will kill you." "[Female Voice] Dream-eater, stop." "[Grunts] Oh." "[Lucius] Stay away!" "I have eaten whales before." "[Whales Calling]" "Prepare!" "Prepare to destroy them!" "While Daniel has friends, you can 't touch him again." "Manta!" " We're here to help." " So are we, dude." "Don't mess around with my big fish friend or my little squid... or I 'll suck your eyes out." " [Grunting]" " He's adorable!" "How am I supposed to harm something so cute?" "[Roaring]" "[Growling]" "Oh, hi." "I heard that my friends needed a hand with some troublemakers over here." "So, uh, I brought a couple friends just in case." "[Voice of the Sea] Lucius." " [Burbles] - [Gasps]" "Who is that?" "[Voice of the Sea] Lucius, let the dreams that you have stolen from others run free." "L" " I am not scared." "You weren 't like this all your life." "[Sighs]" "I love you so much, Daddy." "Your family was stolen... by the creature of the depths." "Yes, I was." "I was very happy." "[Voice of the Sea] You were once like Daniel- a dreamer." "But your resentment and envy turned you into what you are now." "You're" " You are the Voice of the Sea." "Now I remember." "You always helped me to move along." "But I failed you." "I don't deserve to live." "[Voice of the Sea] Every." "One deserves to live." "But we each have to live our own life." "And your family is okay." "My family" " They're okay?" "[Voice of the Sea] What they told you... was a lie." "How will they forgive me?" "[Voice of the Sea] Only you can forgive yourself." "Ah!" "He's just like you!" "Hey, you're a dolphin." "He looks so small now." "Poor little thing." "Yes, Daniel." "I was like you." "You have given me a new chance." "I will never forget it." "[Sighs]" "[Chuckles]" " Thanks to all of you." " Good-bye, Daniel." "I'll see you around, my friend." "Hey, every." "Body, I learned to count to 20!" "2, 61, 43, 22, 28, 82, 40, 80" "Um, 50, 22, 8" "[Gasps]" " [Gasping] - [Screaming]" "[Munching]" "Ohh!" "[Sighs]" " [Cry." "Ing Out]" " Mmm!" "Delicious!" "That little bite just came in real handy." "That meat's really tender." "Tender meat!" "Little guy!" "[Sobbing]" "[Laughing]" "It's a joke!" "[Giggling]" "Did you see his face?" "[Laughs]" "That was really funny!" "[Grumbling]" "This is truly a funny joke!" "[Gasps]" "Mommy!" "Mommy!" "[Grunts]" "[Gasps]" "[Whimpering]" "[Sobbing]" "Mommy!" "[Laughing]" "It's just another joke." "Mommy, you make me laugh a lot." "And you too." "Uh..." "Those two are crazy lunatics." "Speaking of crazy, whoa!" "My name is Carl." "I'm a dreamer too." "I'm looking for the perfect wave just for me." " Hey, don't tease me." " [Chuckling]" "[Grunting]" "I think I need some air." "Take this." "[Inhales]" "[Sighs]" " Thank you." " No sweat." " So you were the one that sang?" " Yes, Daniel." "The Sea asked me to take care of you." "[Voice ofthe Sea] Daniel, you must continue with yourjourney." "In one day's time... the sun will be in its special place... and the wave will soon arrive." "The eclipse is about to happen." "There's no time to lose, Daniel." "Follow me." "[Carl] Wow!" "Huh!" "[Laughs]" "Huh?" "[Both Chuckle]" "What is this?" "What you see, Daniel... is the reason why creatures called humans... forgot their dreams." "[Grunting, Munching]" "Blah!" "Yuck!" "Blah!" "That tastes horrible!" "Well" " Mmm, I'll try another." "[Munching] Blah!" "[Coughs, Gags]" "Maybe... this one!" "Yeah." "[Munching] Ugh!" " What's it taste like?" " Ecch!" "Hmm." "I also want to taste it." "[Gulps] Blecch!" "[Whimpering]" " Ugh!" " Enough." "[All Gagging]" "Ugh!" "Terrible!" "I don't understand how this can harm someone if it doesn't have any use." "Yeah, it's like licking pebbles." "You know, it's fun to" "Uh, I mean when there are no sea urchins to eat." " That's what I meant." " Let's move on." "[Inhales, Exhales]" "[Daniel] Wow!" "Don't worry, Daniel." "Go on and surf your waves." "Thanks, Carl." "Whoa!" "[Giggling]" " Yeah!" " [Laughing]" "[Girl's Voice] Hey, you surf pretty well." "[Laughs] Thanks!" "Yeah, that was cool." "But now it's my turn!" "Uh, okay." "[Chuckles] He's my little brother." "He loves riding waves." "That's cool." "Me and the wave are one!" "Whoa!" " Uh-oh." " Well, he does the best he can." "This is my famous tornado style." "Whoa!" "Interesting moves." "And this is my fabulous rock style." "Ohh!" "Ah!" " Uh- - [Groans]" "So, have we ever met before?" " I don't think so." " I could swear we've met somewhere before." " Maybe in your dreams." " Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "It's always good to gargle." "It's good for your balance." "Do you know how much water a dolphin can swallow?" " No." " A lot!" " Really?" " I already lost consciousness." " What?" " I mean, from too much." " Oh." " Yesterday, I fainted." " You should be more careful." " [Girl] He's right." "Yeah, sure." "I'm going for more waves." "Wait for me!" "By the way, what's your name?" "Daniel Alexander Dolphin." " What a nice name." " Thanks." " And you?" "What's your name?" " Leena." " Oh." " Hey, let's go surf some waves." "Let's go!" "[Moans]" "Huh?" "Oh!" "What's going on?" "The moment you have waited for has finally arrived, Daniel." "Ahh." "Ahh." " [Daniel] Wow." " [Manta] Let's go, Daniel." "Okay." "This is where I leave you, Daniel." "Me too, Daniel." "I 'll be thinking about you out there, Daniel." "Good luck." "The time has finally come, Daniel." "Make all of your dreams come true!" "Thanks, everybody." "[Roaring]" "[Roaring Increases]" "It's impossible to surf." "I'll never make it." "I'm gonna drown." "Calm down, Daniel." "Calm down." "It's the wave of my dreams." "Forget the consequences." "I have to try." "If I don't, I know I'll regret it for the rest of my life." "[Gasping]" "[Inhales]" "Oh!" "[Yelping, Panting]" "[Laughing, Sighing]" "[Daniel Sighs]" "[Daniel Thinking] My place in the world." "I've found it." "I wish I could stay here forever." "Whoa!" "Yeah!" "[Sighs, Chuckles]" "I did it!" "Yes!" "Ah!" "I made it." "Thanks, my beloved Sea." "Thank you." "[Voice ofthe Sea] No, Daniel." "Don't thank me." "You believed in yourself... against all odds." "You have surfed the perfect wave... and by doing it... have found the true purpose ofyour life." "T o live my own unique life filled with happiness and purpose... following my dreams." "[Voice of the Sea] Yes, Daniel." "And from today onward... more than just liking your life... you will love it." "Spread the world of dreams... throughout all the oceans and seas..." "Daniel Alexander Dolphin." "[Carl] You did it, Daniel!" " [Laughs]" " You did it!" "[Kisses]" "[Manta] Mission accomplished, Daniel." "M ission accomplished." "Whoa, it's a little bit cold out here, but, uh" " Got this rock." "Maybe it'll warm me up." " Mi casa es su casa." " Everybody come on in!" " Come on, everybody!" "Let's shake snappers on that one, eh?" " Whoa, nice place!" "Big screen, eh?" " [Chattering]" "[Girl Fish] Oh, it's too dark in here!" "[Boy Fish] I'm stuck in here!" "How do I get out?" "[Girl Fish] I can't get out either." "Oh, what a wonderful feeling." "[Chuckles] I have to go after my dreams." "Carl, I have to leave." "I know." "You're not coming with me, are you?" "No, Daniel." "So, did you find what you were looking for?" "Yes, Daniel." "I know now that my dream was to follow you on your magic journey." "So long, my dear friend." "You'll always be in my heart... wherever my travels take me." "You too, Daniel." "Good-bye, Leena." "I'll never forget you." "But now I have to go back to my lagoon." "I know." "Good-bye, Daniel." "Never stop being yourself." "Never." "I hope you'll visit us someday." " Daniel?" " Yes, Carl?" " Will we ever see each other again?" " Sure, we will." "Maybe here, maybe somewhere else." " Really?" " Maybe even in our dreams." "Ah!" "I feel better already." "Good-bye, Daniel Alexander Dolphin... and may your dreams always come true." "[Sighs]" "[Sighs]" "[Sighs]" "[Chuckling]" "[Narrator] As promised by the Voice of the Sea..." "Daniel returned to his beloved island." "He told them about his adventures... and how he managed to fulfill his dream... and discover the true purpose of his life... overcoming the doubts and fears that had always existed only in his mind." "Daniel's pod was dazzled by Daniel's story..." "They decided to cross the outer reef and venture into the open sea." "They were awed by the beautiful world that existed beyond the lagoon... and for the first time in their lives, they felt free." "They now knew, just as Daniel had known... that their journey to the world of dreams had begun." "And as for Daniel, well, he kept traveling through the oceans of the world... riding waves and experiencing a thousand adventures." "But that's another story..." "?" "[Pop]" "?" "Fly?" "?" "Daniel Dolphin, fly?" "?" "Turn water into sky?" "?" "Fly, Daniel Dolphin, fly?" "?" "And be?" "?" "Someone true and free?" "?" "Strong and kind to see?" "?" "Who always talks to me?" "?" "As you tumble far beneath?" "?" "Mother Earth 's deep sea?" "?" "You touch life that no one else?" "?" "Ever gets to see?" "?" "I don 't know what it is about you?" "?" "I see you in my dreams?" "?" "You travel through the ocean blue?" "?" "And swim the cosmic streams?" "?" "And jump?" "?" "Jump beyond the blue?" "?" "Into dusks and dawns?" "?" "Who always talk to you?" "?" "And hear?" "?" "Hear them when they say?" "?" "That if you choose to stay?" "?" "You 'll see a brand-new day?" "?" "As you move through water deep?" "?" "And cast your cares aside?" "?" "You show me how to be myself?" "?" "And ask me not to hide?" "?" "You try." "To tell me your best secret?" "?" "Is right before my eyes?" "?" "To open up and take my feelings?" "?" "And make them come alive?" " ?" "And jump?" " ?" "And jump?" " ?" "Jump beyond the blue?" " ?" "Beyond the blue?" "?" "Into dusks and dawns?" "?" "Who always talk to you?" " ?" "And hear?" " ?" "And hear?" " ?" "Hear them when they say?" " ?" "Hear them when they say?" "?" "That if you choose to stay?" "?" "You 'll see a brand-new day?" " ?" "Oh, fly?" " ?" "Oh, fly?" "?" "Daniel Dolphin, fly?" " ?" "Fly?" " ?" "Oh, fly?" "?" "Daniel Dolphin, fly?" "?" "Fly?" "?" "Daniel Dolphin, fly?" "?" "Turn water into sky?" "?" "[Orchestral]" "THE END Subtitles by:" | {
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"My name is Dalton Russell." "Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself." "I've told you my name." "That's the "who. "" "The "where" could most readily be described as a prison cell." "DALTON:" "But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison." "The "what" is easy." "Recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery." "That's also the "when. "" "As for the "why," beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple." "Because I can." "Which leaves us only with the "how. "" "And therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub." "So, your mother tells me about a certain young lady who's helping you with the Triborough Bridge project?" " Okay?" " All right, okay." "He's crazy." " Now?" "On 51st?" "50..." " CHAIM:" "Yeah, that's where he is right now." "He's on 40, he..." "No, he's still on 47th Street, but it's a much smaller space." 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" Oh, he's thrilled." "To have a detective sleeping in the next room, banging his sister." "Then she tries to bring it all back on me." "You know, "If we had a bigger place, we wouldn't have this problem. "" "Of course, if we got married then things would be different." " And what's wrong with that?" " A wedding." "Furniture." "Kids." "You know what a diamond ring costs?" " Come on, man." "You've been married." " Please." "I was 21." " Yeah, but you give her a ring?" " Yeah, but she won't call me back." " You guys cops?" " Oh, shit!" "He made us!" "Christmas came early for you this year." "Bank robbery." "Hostage situation." "20 Exchange Place." " What?" " Grossman's on vacation." "You're up." "What about the Madrugada thing?" "The cheque-cashing thing?" " I thought I was in the doghouse." " I just threw you a bone." "As far as I'm concerned, you still work here," " but if you don't think you're ready..." " No, no, he's ready!" "Oh, good." "Good." "I'm giving you a break, here." "Don't make me look like a fool." " This is it, baby." "The show!" " Yeah." "You got the call, man." "God damn!" "I guess I should be happy." "I might get to put off I.A.B." "Here's all you need to know." "You walk in unarmed." "Head bad guy puts a gun to your head and makes you get on your knees." "You look around." "There are five armed men pointing Uzis at you." "Just picture them in their underwear." "How about orange jumpsuits and shackles?" " There you go, Keith." "You can do this, man." " Look out, bad guys." "Here I come." "COP:" "Get back around the corner!" "Get back!" "I told you, move it!" "Move it!" "Get those people back!" "Get them the hell out of here!" "All right, guys, as soon as we pull up, I want everybody out." "(SHOUTING)" "The second floor window." "Now." " Let them in there!" " Let's go!" "Go now!" "Sarge, what do you got?" "I got a perp in the bank." "Possible hostage situation." "Who's on today?" "Who's your boss?" " Sergeant Hernandez." "I'll get him over here." " Get him down here." " Sergeant Hernandez, you on the air?" " On the air." "Go." "Sarge, I got Sergeant Collins over here." "He called this in." "Can you come over to the other side?" "Redirect, on my way." "Let's go." "COP 1:" "Back up!" "Go around, around the corner." "COP 1:" "Pull back." "Pull it back." "COP 2:" "We got to keep this secure." " Collins?" "What you got?" " Hernandez." "I got a perp inside with a gun." "He claims he's got some hostages in there." "Everyone, heads up!" "Let's clear the way!" "Let's go." "Set them up." "All right." "We've got it under control." "Step back, please!" " Step back!" " Get back!" "Thank you." "There's nothing going on." "You'll see it on the news tonight." "Step back, please." "Mr Case?" "Oh, good morning, Katherine." "What can I do for you?" "Sir, there's a robbery in progress at one of our branches." "Oh, my." " Has anybody been hurt?" " I don't think so, but there are hostages." "Oh, how awful." " Which branch is it?" " Number 32. 20 Exchange Place." " Which one?" "20 Exchange Place." "Thank you, Katherine." "I'm sorry, Mr Case." "Oh, dear God." "Get these people out of here." "Come on, open these gates." "Back up." "Up on the sidewalk." "Come on in." "Sergeant Collins, first on scene." "Are you the hostage negotiator?" "That's right." "Detective Frazier." "This is Detective Mitchell." "What do you got?" "Not much." "Saw the bank was filled with smoke." "The door was locked." "I tried to take a look inside and one of the gunmen opens the door, sticks a.357 in my face, screaming in some foreign accent about killing hostages." " See any other gunmen?" " No, sir." "I couldn't see anything at all." " You hear anything inside?" " No, sir, but with that.357 sticking in my face, I can't really be sure." "I'm sorry." "Okay." "Good, good." "Good, good, good, good." "You did a good job, Sergeant." "You ever had a gun stuck in your face before?" " Yeah, once." " Really?" "Yeah, by a 12-year-old." " What was that like?" " Not one of my better days." "I bet." "All right, well, look." "As soon as we get this thing cleared up, we'll cut you loose, all right?" "If you don't mind, I'd rather hang around a while, at least until we make contact." "That's what I like to hear, Sergeant." "What?" "Come on." "Why you doing this?" "Why you doing this to me?" "Pop, what's going on?" "Yo." "STEVIE:" "All bank employees, raise your hands!" "Bank employees, this side!" "Everyone else, over there!" "Now, I need everybody to take your cell phones and your keys out of your pockets and handbags and hold them in the air." " What's your name?" " Peter." " Peter what?" " Peter Hammond." " Where's your cell phone, Peter Hammond?" " I left it at home." "Peter, think very carefully about how you answer the next question because if you get it wrong, your headstone will read," ""Here lies Peter Hammond, hero," ""who valiantly attempted to prevent a brilliant bank robbery" ""by trying to hide his cellular phone," ""but wound up getting shot in the fucking head. "" "Now, Peter Hammond, where is your cell phone?" "I'm telling you, I did." "I left it at home." "(CELL PHONE BEEPING)" "(CELL PHONE THUDDING ON FLOOR)" "(CELL PHONE BEEPING)" "(CELL PHONE THUDDING ON FLOOR)" "(CELL PHONE BEEPING)" "(CELL PHONE THUDDING ON FLOOR)" "(CELL PHONE RINGING IN OFFICE)" "Okay, I fucked up." "I'm sorry." "Please." "DALTON:" "Hey." "Don't worry about it." "(WOMEN GASPING)" "Just let me talk to you!" "Please, please, listen to me." "Let me explain." "Help!" "Help me." "Stop!" "Stop!" "(PETER GRUNTING)" "Anyone else here smarter than me?" " And you are?" " Vikram Walia." "Vikram Walia." "Thanks, Vikram." "BRIAN:" "Hey, mister." "Keep it." "Men here." "Women here." "Move!" "I need all of you to strip down to your underwear." "Now." "Lady?" "Believe me." "This is the only situation where I'd ask you to do this." " But take off your fucking clothes." " No." "You should be ashamed of yourself." "What's with you mishegoyim?" "Go ahead." "Make my day." " Take your fucking clothes off, lady." " No!" "Stevie?" "Let's go!" "Now, I need all of you to put on one of these suits and these masks." "I'm Shon Gables, with CBS 2 News, outside Manhattan Trust Bank, where we have just been told by investigators, the bank has been robbed." "The suspect or possible suspects are inside, holed up with an unknown number of hostages." " Captain Darius?" " Yeah." "I'm Detective Frazier." "This is Detective Mitchell." "Hey." "You may remember, we worked that hospital thing on 93rd, during my training?" "Oh, yeah." "That was a real shame." "Yeah, it was." "It was." "So, what do we got?" "I got an unknown number of suspects and an unknown number of hostages, and a bank, and about a million spectators, and I can't see shit inside there," " so I'm kind of busy." " I understand." "The way this works, Mr Frazier, is I deal with Mr Grossman." "So if you need anything, you can speak with him, okay?" "No, it's not okay, Captain." "Detective Grossman is away on vacation, so Detective Frazier is the big dick today, all right?" "Now, if you need anything, you can speak to me, all right?" "I guess it'll have to be." "That's the way it's gonna be." "You got vests for us?" " Berk!" " BERK:" "Yo!" " Get these guys some vests!" " Okay." " And check them into the command log." " Okay." "You know what?" "I'm gonna get out of your hair and let you get control of this crime scene, okay?" "You'll let me know when you're ready with a detailed briefing?" " Okay." " We're gonna take a walk down to the diner." "Don't go in the bank without calling us first, all right?" "Okay?" " All right." " Good to see you, Captain." "Shouldn't we be in there?" "Let's give him some time." "See what he does." "Come on." "Until he secures his position and gets the physical layout, he'll only dump on us." "If the show starts, he'll call us." "Trust me." "I've seen him work." "Your call, Keith." "Can you get that for me?" "I guess it is, isn't it?" "That's the one thing I learnt from Grossman, is these guys don't have much respect for what we do." " How do you mean?" " Well, to them it's a tactical situation." "Us being here means there's a mental side to it that they don't get." " Told you, you could handle this." " Yeah." "I keep waiting for someone higher up on the food chain to show up and say," ""Here's what we do. "" "What happened at the hospital?" "Guy shot himself, shot his girlfriend." "Thank you." "(WHEEZING)" "I told you, I've got a heart condition." "Get up." "HERNANDEZ:" "Put down your fucking weapons!" " Don't move!" "Don't move!" " Don't shoot!" "Don't shoot!" " Don't move!" "Don't move!" "Come here!" " I haven't got..." " Come here, come here, come here!" " I work in the bank!" "On your knees!" "Down on your knees now!" " They sent me out here!" " Now!" " They sent me out here!" " Now!" " He said stay away!" " Cuff him." "If you come near the bank, he'll throw out two dead bodies!" " Who said this?" "Who?" " I don't know who!" "The guy with the big fucking gun!" " That's who!" " All right, get on your feet." "Let's go." " There's four of them in there!" " Come on." "Christ!" " Calm down!" " Let's go!" " Am I gonna be on TV?" " Yeah." "A big star." "Let's go." "Come on." "Was it a time when I thought I might not see my family again?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I thought about it." "I mean, at first, I wasn't..." "It was too much to think about at that point." "You know, with a gun in your face, but after a while I..." "You know, I thought about..." "Yeah." "My wife, you know, not seeing my wife again." "My kids." "I got a 10-year-old son, 17-year-old daughter." "Yeah, I thought about it, man." "What do you think?" "Those are my babies." "(DOOR OPENING)" "DALTON:" "Beautiful." "Go ahead." "Miss White, I want you to rest assured my only intention is to spend time in your wonderful city and to enjoy all that it has to offer." "And no business with your uncle?" "In truth, I have very little to do with him these days." "I'm told you haven't seen him in nine years." "Is that right?" " You are extremely well informed." " I have to be." "Yes?" "I have a Mr Arthur Case on the phone for you." "We'll need to end this here." "I'm gonna need a copy of your purchase agreement, your mortgage application, and the other documentation," " and I'll be in touch." " Thank you, Miss White." "Right this way, sir." "Arthur Case?" "You sure?" " That's what he said." " He said his name, just like that?" "It wasn't his secretary saying he was on the line?" " No, ma'am." " All right." "Put him through." "Okay." "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" " This is Madeleine White." " Miss White, I'm Arthur Case." "Oh, good morning, Mr Case." " Have we met formally?" " No, sir, I don't believe we have." "Yet, you're always turning up at my July 4th parties in Southampton." "Yes, we know some of the same people." "It seems." "I'll come right to the point." "I have a small problem which requires someone with very special skills and complete discretion." "Are you such a person or have I been misinformed?" "Go on." "Can I pick you up in front of your office building in five minutes?" " I'll be downstairs." " Thank you." "They had a kind of genius plan for throwing us out of whack and depriving us of any kind of way of controlling ourselves." "They were..." "They were very insistent, and yet, strangely detached." "All I know is that they called each other a variation of Steve." "Steven, Steve-O, Stevie." "And they called you what?" "They didn't call me anything." "They just told me..." "You're lying to me." "Tell me the truth, now." "You're lying to me." "Tell me the..." "Look at me and tell me the truth." "They had AK-47 s out." "Four of them." " You know a lot about guns." " No." " I don't know anything about guns, except..." " But you know they had an AK-47." " Everybody knows what an AK-47 is." " Everybody?" "Anybody who's ever watched a decent action movie would." " You ever rob a bank before?" " Are you kidding?" "Me rob a bank?" "No." " Never stole a dollar?" " Never." " Never?" " Not ever." " You know what?" " That one time." "That one time, that one time." "I stole a nickel from my grandmother's pocketbook once." "She was Polish." "I used to go up to her and say, "Mama, toh nicklah, toh nicklah. "" "One day, I opened her pocketbook and there was a nickel." "I took it." "That was the only thing I ever took." "Look, Detective, I didn't mean to give you a hard time back there." "Forget about it." "What's the story, Captain?" "Well, the hostage they let go was Herman Gluck, 73." "He was having chest pains." "Paramedics have him." "They told him to say that if any cops came near the door, they'd throw out two dead bodies." "He thinks there's four perps." "Says they came in dressed as painters." "There's a video system in the bank." "We're working on getting a download from Manhattan Trust's central security office, but it'll take a while." "We got the block locked up." "I got men in the windows." "We're checking on the sewers with D.E.P." "What about the phones?" "Cut and diverted into M.C.C. We're the only ones they're gonna call." "Cell phones are monitored and we can jam the air whenever you say." "But we like to leave it clear in case a hostage is able to get through, but so far nothing." "911?" " It's up on the screen." "Any call about a bank gets routed straight to us." "Well, that's my end of it, Detective." "Yeah." "Yeah, I'm not calling them yet." "Beg your pardon?" "Doesn't feel right yet, you know what I mean?" "I'm not gonna call him and ask what I can do for him." "Let's see what he does." "Your call." "Now, Mr Case, why don't you let me explain to you how I work?" "Please." "That would be nice." "Well, you say that there are family heirlooms inside your safety deposit box." "That's fine." "But in my experience, people like you have people working for them that handle these kinds of things." "And when they can't, well, they don't call me." "Their people call me." "So, immediately, I know that there's something in that box that you don't even want your closest aides to know about." "No problem with me." "You tell me I don't need to know what's in that box and I don't need to know." "But if you tell me that it's a bunch of old baseball cards and I find out that it's the launch codes for a nuclear missile, then let's just say we no longer have an agreement." " Have you finished?" " Yes." "What's inside that box, young lady, has belonged to me since before you were born." "It's very valuable and poses no danger whatsoever to anyone." "Except you." "Okay." "Well, first, there are men with guns in there, so I can't guarantee any results." "Agreed?" " Of course." " All right." "Now, what makes you think that they want to rob your box?" "I don't." "Well, why don't you tell me how you would like this to end?" "I'd prefer that nobody ever touch my safe deposit box." "Not them, not you, not the authorities." "And the sooner this situation ends, the happier I'll be." " Is that specific enough for you?" " No." "The contents of that box are of great value to me." "So long as they remain my secret." "And if they're exposed?" "I'll face some difficult questions." " So, it stays locked or it disappears." " Precisely." " Can you make that happen?" " Yes." "I hope so." "I have to say, I can't help but be sceptical." "Whoever gave you my number got the same deal." "Clearly, they must have been satisfied." "Steve?" "It's time for Steve-O." "I came out here to take a look at the perimeter they laid down." "Guess what I found?" "That hostage they let out said these guys came in dressed like painters, right?" "Yeah." "Probably stolen." "Have them run it and check it for prints." " Everybody on?" " Yep, I'm there." "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" " Sure you got the right number?" " Absolutely." "Okay." "Nothing yet." "We got video." "Let's have it." "FRAZIER:" "What happened to that camera right there?" "ROURKE:" "Wait." "Hold on, hold on, hold on." "FRAZIER:" "Yeah, there it is." "That guy right there." "It's like he blinds the camera with the flashlight." "It's weird, isn't it?" "It's like nobody else sees it." " You'd think it'd be pretty bright, huh?" " It could be infrared." " What's that?" " Infrared bulb." "See, humans can't see it, but a video camera will pick it up." "He could knock out the cameras without no one knowing." "FRAZIER:" "Right, right, right, right." "ROURKE:" "He knocked out the cameras about 10:00." "So, for approximately two minutes, we got no evidence of people leaving or entering the bank." "That's great." "MITCHELL:" "Miriam, how long were you there before it began?" "It was just a few minutes." "Well, can you tell us what happened after the explosions and the smoke?" "They just told us to put our heads down." "And then close our eyes." "And then I just remember one of them telling the others to just go down and fix the cameras." " The video cameras?" " I don't know." "Anything else you want to share with us?" "No, just..." " You sure?" " Yeah, I..." "Could you give us the names of the bank robbers, maybe?" "I'm just messing with you, sweetheart." " You okay?" " Thank you." "Okay." " It was pretty awful." " Was it bad?" "I mean, they made us strip." "They made us take off our clothes." "I don't understand why they had to do that." "I really just thought..." "I thought I was gonna be killed." "Well." " All right, my dear." " Okay." " I can go?" " No." " No?" " No, you got to stay." " You got to stay." " No, you can go." "No, stay." "No, go." "Did you rob the bank?" " You did." " Did you rob the bank?" " No." " You sure?" " BERK:" "There's movement at the front door." " Let's go." "HERNANDEZ:" "Put down the fucking weapon!" "VIKRAM:" "Don't shoot!" "Don't shoot!" "HERNANDEZ:" "Don't move!" "Don't move!" "COP:" "He's got a device on him there." "I said put your hands on your head and get down on your fucking knees!" "I said put your hands on your head and down on your knees now!" "COP:" "Hands are tied!" "HERNANDEZ:" "Hands are tied." " Jesus, pat him down." " All right." " VIKRAM:" "I'm one of the hostages!" " Careful." "HERNANDEZ:" "Easy, be very careful, now." "Easy." "SNIPER 1:" "I can't see him from where I'm at." "SNIPER 2:" "I can see him." "I got a clear shot." "HERNANDEZ:" "Any weapons?" " Who are you?" " Vikram Walia." "I work in the bank." "Okay." "Vikram?" "Is this a bomb?" " Oh, shit!" "A fucking Arab!" " What?" "No." "I'm a Sikh!" " Is that a bomb?" " No." " Answer me, Vikram." "Is this a bomb?" " No." " Are you booby-trapped?" " No, fuck, no." "Okay, Vikram, I need you to relax." " Jesus, give me a hand." " I don't know." "SNIPER 1:" "Just watch." "There's a lot of movement in that bank." " Team, take him down." " Mike, now, get him." "What the fuck?" "Easy, easy." "Get off my..." "That's my turban." "Get off." "Easy." "Get..." "My turban!" "Look, fuck, give my turban back!" "Come on, shut up." "Relax." "What the fuck are you doing?" "Give me my turban back." " You can't fucking rip my turban." " Shut up, already." " What the fuck?" " Come on, move it." "Get your fucking hands off me!" "And the 11:00 and 12:00..." "And don't forget about your 1:00 with Chancellor Joel Klein." " Oh, Madge." "What a day..." " Your Honour." "Madeleine!" "How are you?" "I'm just fine, but thank you for seeing me on such short notice." " Sure." "Madge, are we through here?" " Yes, Mr Mayor." "This way, Miss White." "I always have time to put on a tux and eat free food for a good cause." "Who are we saving this week?" "Well, I'm doing a round of support for the Joseph Freidkin Memorial Fund for Spinal Cord Research and we're having our annual fundraiser next month." "If you could attend, it would give us such a boost." "It would be my pleasure." "Is there anything else I can do to..." " What the fuck do you want?" " A favour." " No shit." "Which kind?" " The last one I'll ever ask of you." "That's the kind I had in mind." "You know about this hostage situation." "On my way." "What's it to do with you?" "All right, well, I need to keep an eye on it." "So, I want you to bring me down there and tell whoever's in charge to extend me every courtesy." "You're out of your fucking mind." "If it was easy, it wouldn't square us, would it?" " It's impossible." " Nothing's impossible." "You just have to call in a few markers, that's all." "I may have to give out a few." "Then that's exactly what you'll do." "You're a magnificent cunt." "Thank you." "It's been a very tense situation for several hours now." "It's unclear how many hostages are inside and how many robbers police are dealing with." "Officials say this all started out as a robbery at Manhattan Trust, but has turned into this hostage situation." "Negotiators are here on the scene, working very hard and it's still unclear on any possible injuries." "Of course, we'll keep you up to date with the very latest and we will remain here on the scene as this all unfolds." "That's the latest from here in lower Manhattan." "Reporting live, I'm Sandra Endo." "Back to you." "VIKRAM: "Protect and serve" my ass." "Where's my turban?" "I'm not talking to anybody without a turban." "It's part of my religion, to cover my head in respect to God." "I'm a Sikh." "MITCHELL:" "Okay, we'll find your turban." "Not an Arab, by the way, like your cops called me outside." "Now, no, I don't think you heard that." "There was a lot going on." "You were probably disoriented." " I didn't hear that." " I heard what I heard." "I'll give you all the information you want." "I don't need this." "I need my turban." "It's part of my religion." " We'll get you your turban." " We'll find it for you." "No, no, no." "Not "get me. " I want my turban now." "You just got to start thinking about the people inside the bank now." "It's a dangerous situation." "You got to start telling us about what's going on inside the bank." "We can talk about this later." "We'll get an officer to come down." "You can write a formal complaint." "But for now, we got to deal with this situation." "First you beat me, and now you want my help." "You need to start thinking about your coworkers." "I could apologise on behalf of the NYPD, but that was not us." "We are detectives." " We're gonna try and find out..." " What do you want to know?" " How many were there?" " I think there were about four." " How many hostages?" " I don't know how many hostages, 20, 30." "I'm fucking tired of this shit." "What happened to my fucking civil rights?" "Why can't I go anywhere without being harassed?" "I get thrown out of a bank." "I'm a hostage." "I get harassed." "I go to the airport." "I can't go through security without a "random" selection." "Fucking random, my ass." "I nearly lost my job..." "I bet you can get a cab, though." "I guess that's one of the perks." "Put the ice on your face." "FRAZIER: "Two buses with full gas tanks." "One jumbo jet with full gas tank" ""and pilots at JFK, parked at the end of runway. "" "They give us until 9.:00 pm to do this, then they kill one hostage every hour in front of TV cameras." ""Bank is secured with Semtex." "We will demonstrate if necessary. "" " Whatever you do, don't give them a jet." " There's no plane." "Maybe a bus." "Maybe." "Till I talk to them, they get nothing." "Not even a cup of coffee." "For now, we wait." "Let's let them wonder what we're doing, okay?" "Excuse me, Detectives." "This is Arthur Case." " He's the..." " I'm Chairman, Board of Directors." " Of the bank." "You wanna talk to him?" " Absolutely." "Mr Case, how are you?" "I'm Detective Frazier." "Anything in particular you think we should know?" "No." "I just wondered if I might be of some assistance." " Have they made any demands?" " They want a jet." "Oh, I see." "Would you like me to arrange one for you?" "I'm so sorry." "I must have misunderstood." "That's quite all right, Mr Case." "Where can we reach you if we need anything?" "Well, those are my people in there, you know, and I would like to stay here for a while." "And I won't disturb you." "CASE:" "I'll be very quiet right down..." "MITCHELL:" "Sergeant Collins!" "Mr Case, we'll try and keep you posted as best we can, but you're gonna have to excuse us for now, okay?" "COLLINS:" "Right this way, sir." "FRAZIER:" "Thank you very much." " Absolutely." " This way, sir." " FRAZIER:" "Thank you very much." " And thank you all so much." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "This way, sir." ""Fifty hungry people need food now. "" "All right." "Are we ready with the listening devices?" "I'm gonna need 15 minutes once we get the food." "Pizza's the best." "No sandwiches." "MITCHELL:" "Is she for real?" "FRAZIER:" "Are you for real?" "Well, if we send in, say, 10 pizzas boxes with transmitters, maybe we'll get some conversation if we give them something to group around." "Give them each a sandwich, it's hit or miss." "They can move around and I don't have 50 transmitters." " What's this?" " It's a digital recorder." "You click it, and it'll record for half an hour." " James Bond shit." " Well, you can get them on Amazon." " You gonna ask for a hostage?" " He already gave us one, didn't he?" "I ask for another one, he says no, then what?" "No, he knows what he's doing." "He gave us a hostage." "We'll give him some food." "I don't want to get caught bluffing this guy." "Fuck this shit." "Look, they want to shoot me for taking off my mask, they can go ahead." "Do you wanna get us all killed?" "You wanna relax?" "What the hell is the difference?" "They're out there robbing the bank!" " Can't you see they fucked him up?" " Shut up." "You think they dressed us like this for fun, puneta?" " I have no idea" " Please shut up." "...why they made us put on all of this crap." "Probably so when the cops break in and try to rescue us" " we all get fucking shot." " Oh, my God!" "It's a great plan, but, no, thanks." "I told you to shut up!" "Leave him!" "(ALL YELLING)" "No!" "Don't do this to me!" "Please, don't." "I'll do as you say!" "No!" "Help!" "Help!" "(WOMAN YELLING)" "Please, don't!" "Don't!" "One guy did most of the talking." "He told everyone else what to do." " So they were talking amongst themselves?" " We couldn't hear them." "They had us in these rooms." "The doors were locked all the time." "We didn't know what they were doing." " Did you hear anything they said?" " I have problems with my hearing." " I see." " I wear hearing aids." " Where are they?" " They're in my ears." " Let's see." " Let me see them." " Yeah, let's take a look at them." " Yeah, it's a hearing aid." "That's your other one, there?" "What's the red part, there?" "What does that do?" "They're different colours." "You need two different..." "And to distinguish right from left, also." " Distinguish right from left?" " Yeah." "Right from wrong." "I don't understand." " Steve?" " I'm sorry?" " I didn't say anything." " Oh." "Steve." "Is that your name?" "Steve?" "Stevie?" "Steve-O?" " How much are they gonna pay you?" " I'm sorry?" " You heard me." " No, I didn't." " How much are they going to pay you?" " Who's gonna pay me?" " Were you involved in this robbery?" " Absolutely not." "Were you involved in this situation?" " What situation?" " Don't lie." "Don't lie." "If he gives us a tip, I'm keeping it." " Put that gun down!" " Check that weapon!" "All right, everybody, relax." "Calm down." "Calm down." "Calm the fuck down!" "How you doing?" "I'm Detective Keith Frazier, Hostage Negotiation Team." "How's it going?" "Okay." "I hope the pizzas are okay." "They might be a little cold." "Listen, you pick up the phone anytime you want." "It's a direct line to me." "I would love to talk to you." "Nice talking to you." "(MEN SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE OVER TRANSMITTER)" "Shit." "Fucking Russians." "Call Operations." "See if they can get a Russian translator over here ASAP." "DARIUS:" "And get some fucking body bags." "I hope you know what you're doing." "Because if my guys got to shoot it out with those fucking savages..." "Okay, okay, okay." "Mitch?" "Check with either one of the hostages." "Find out if they heard any Russian or Russian accents when they were in there." "We'll be all right." "(ALL exclaiming)" "No!" "Down on the floor!" "(WOMAN CRYING)" "Come on, sweetheart." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Stop crying!" "Shut the fuck up!" "Get in there!" "Sit down!" "Put your masks on!" "Come on, let's go." "Come on, boobs." " "Boobs"?" "Who the fuck you talking to?" " Let's go." "You heard me!" "Shut the fuck up!" " Why?" " Move that fat ass!" "Let's go!" "Come on!" ""Fat ass"?" "Are you kidding me?" "If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna put my foot up your fat ass!" "Put your masks on!" "Put your hands on the ground!" "Okay, okay." "MAN:" "On the floor." "Hands are on the floor." "Masks on!" "Put your hands on the ground!" "Come on, boobs, let's go." "Oh, shit." "Sit down!" "Sit down!" "WING:" "She was on line in front of me." "He was the teller on my line." "This guy was to my right and his kid was in front of him." "He was playing with a video game." "I remember her." " Why do you remember her?" " Great tits." " You remember seeing any of them after?" " Yeah, I saw her one time afterwards." " How are you sure you saw her again?" " I could see under the suit." "Can't hide quality like that." "This guy, he almost got us all killed." "How?" "They put eight or nine of us in an office for a while." "This guy took off his mask and was talking like he wasn't afraid." ""I don't have to wear this damn mask," you know?" "So, they come in, pull him out of the room and smack him around a little." " You see him again after that?" " No." " Was he okay?" " Seemed fine." "You..." " You recognise anyone else from that room?" " I can't be sure about the others." "No one?" " Why don't you keep looking?" " You know, I was terrified." "What about before it began?" "You didn't look around while you were waiting in line?" "I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone." "You wanna take another picture?" "I could bend over and pick up a pencil." "NANCY:" "Whatever." "This guy." "Asshole." "(MEN SPEAKING OVER TRANSMITTER)" "What the fuck?" "This ain't Russian." "No?" "What the hell is it?" "It's not Polish." "Not Hungarian." "Bulgarian, maybe." "It's Central European." "Sort of." "That's it?" "I mean, you're the language expert." "What?" "No." " What do you think?" " Well, okay." "Well, this is New York City." "Somebody on the street must know what it is." "Probably the hot-dog man." "Berk, play that over the speaker for me." "Excuse me." "(MEN SPEAKING OVER SPEAKERS)" "Excuse me!" "Does anybody know what language they're speaking?" "Anybody?" "KEVIN:" "Yo, my man." "Hey, Phil, let that guy through." "Come on." " You know what language they're speaking?" " Yeah, they're speaking Albanian." " Albanian?" " Albanian." "From Albania." "What am I doing here?" "Yo, am I getting arrested for something?" "No, you're not getting arrested." "Come on." "Come on." "Whoa." " Okay." "What are they saying?" " I have no idea what they're saying." "You got no idea?" "I thought you said you spoke Albanian." "No." "I never said I speak Albanian." "You said you spoke Albanian." "I never said I speak Albanian." "Well, how do you know it's Albanian?" "My ex-wife and her parents are Albanian." "Her parents couldn't speak English for shit." "I have no idea what they're saying, but I'll tell you right now that the language is 100%% Albanian." "100%%?" "100%%." "Call the Albanian Consulate." "See if they can get somebody over here to translate this for us." "Make it happen fast." "Okay, you hang out in the back for me, okay?" "Oh, man, not again." "Van was stolen two days ago, but it's clean." "No prints." " Nothing?" " Nothing." "Albanian?" "My man, like I told you, 100%% Albanian." "Undeniable." " Hey." " Thanks." "MAN: (ON VIDEO GAME) Yo, yo, yo." "There go that motherfucker right there." "Hey, yo, you thought you was gonna get away with that shit, didn't you?" "DALTON:" "How does this game work?" "You get points for doing dirt, like jacking a car or selling crack." "And you lose points if someone jacks your ride or shoots you." "Come on, baby." "Take that!" "Take this!" "What?" "What?" "What?" "Talk shit now!" "I don't hear you!" "Eat this!" "Eat that!" "Eat this!" "Eat that!" "You're gone, baby!" "You're dead!" "Bye-bye!" "DALTON:" "Jesus!" "What's the point of this?" "Like my man 50 says, "Get rich or die tryin'."" "Yo, you'd get mad points for knocking over the bank." " You think that's cool?" " Hell, yeah." "You trying to get paid, too." "(DALTON CHUCKLES)" "Finish your slice." "I'll take you back to your father." "I got to talk to him about this game." " Is it good?" " No doubt." "It's gonna be okay." "Cool." "You'll be home soon." "That's whassup." " Sir?" " Yeah." " No luck with the Albanian Consulate." " What do you mean?" "I couldn't tell what the guy was talking about." "I think he wanted money." "And I tried the State Department." "That takes a month." "Okay." " Call her." " Are you crazy?" " I hate that bitch." "Come on." " You said she speaks Albanian, right?" " Yeah, she was born there." " Call her." "I'm gonna regret this." " Who's Detective Frazier?" " Right here." " I have llina Maria over here." " Miritia." " Oh, how you doing?" " Hello." "How you doing?" " What's this?" " Parking tickets." "You can fix them?" "Yeah, I'll see what I can do." "Can you listen to this and tell us what they're saying?" "You can't smoke in here." "Shit." "Go ahead." "What's so funny?" "What, you know what they're talking about?" "I know what they're talking about." "I even know who it is." "You know who it is?" "You mean you know their names?" " Who?" "I mean, who is it?" " Parking tickets?" " They're taken care of." "Who is it?" " It's Enver Hoxha." " Who?" " He was the president of Albania." "Wait." "You're telling me the former president of Albania is in there robbing a bank?" "Enver Hoxha's dead." "That's a tape of him discussing how Albanian people are great people." "They are immortal people." "I wouldn't worry." "It's a tape." "You're sure about that?" "I had to listen to all this nonsense in school." ""Communism is great." "Capitalism is evil." "Lenin, Marx, blah, blah, blah. "" "It's Enver Hoxha." "It's a tape." "Okay." "Okay, well, Officer, you can take her home." "And do me a favour, huh?" "Watch where you park next time, okay?" "So, they're playing tapes for us now." "They knew we were gonna bug them." "Yeah, you're damn right they knew we were gonna bug them." "And they knew how." "What makes it even worse, they wanted us to bug them so they could send us on a wild goose chase." "Last time I had my johnson pulled that good, it cost me $5." "$5?" "Yeah, Tijuana." "Don't ask." "Look at the..." "Oh, fuck that." "(MAN TALKING OVER SPEAKERS)" " Detective Frazier." "Nice to meet you." " My pleasure." "This is Madeleine White." " How do you do, Miss White?" " It's an honour, Detective." "Miss White may be able to assist you." "Good." "Good." "What do you have in mind?" "She has a certain amount of influence in these matters for reasons which I can't share with you." "What are you trying to say, sir?" "What the Mayor means is that there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade." "No offence." "And he's offering to help you." "Well, why don't you just tell the Mayor to raise my pay grade to the proper level and problem solved." "From what I hear, that would have happened a long time ago if you'd been a little bit more diplomatic." "But we can certainly discuss it." "Look, I'm kidding." "I mean, I make First Grade when I make First Grade." "You want to speed that up, I'm not gonna talk you out of it." "Then there's also the matter of $140,000 that seems to have walked away from the Madrugada cheque-cashing bust." "Oh, I see." "Well, I had nothing to do with that." "HERNANDEZ:" "Yeah, Collins, we got snipers in the windows here." "We got guys in the building next door." "Guys up on the roof." "We're trying to get the blueprints for the bank so we can figure out the ventilator shaft." "Maybe we can come down." "DALTON:" "Well?" "FRAZIER:" "Is this the President of Albania?" " Speaking." " Pretty funny." " You shouldn't eavesdrop on people." " Well, you better get used to it, pal." "There's not gonna be much privacy where you're going." "You're damn right." "This time next week, I'll be sucking down piña coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany." "More like taking a shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus, if you know what I mean." "And here's the bad news, that thing you're sucking on, it's not a piña colada." " Maybe you like that kind of thing, huh?" " You really want to piss me off." "All right, here's where we stand." "I don't need your fucking status report, Serpico." "I tell you where things stand." " Sure, sure." "I just meant..." " Here's where things stand." "You're getting me what I asked you for." "You'll have it ready in the time I gave you or you'll sit by and you'll watch me do just what I said I would do." "Clear?" "Very clear." "I'm trying to get you what you want." "But you got to understand this." "You know, it's not like the City of New York has 747 s waiting around for days like today." "I understand that if you don't get my plane ready," " then you might as well send a hearse." " Please." "Let's focus on how we can both get what we want, all right?" "Hey!" "You're not listening." "You get me what I want, I won't kill anyone." "All right." "I'm on it." "I'm on it." "Let's just try to keep everybody calm, okay?" " Don't I sound calm to you?" " Yeah, you do." "FRAZIER:" "Yeah, you do." " So, Mr Damerjian..." " Damerjian." " Damerjian." "Is that Albanian?" " Just call me Kenneth." " Kenneth?" " Is that Albanian or..." "It's Armenian." "What's the difference?" "Detective, I was born in Queens." "I've never been to Armenia, Albania." "I went surfing in Australia once." "Can I have a glass of water?" " Are you thirsty?" " My throat's parched." " I'm not nervous." " Your throat's parched?" " My throat's parched." " His throat is parched." " I just want a glass of water." " Oh, shit!" "When you start telling us what really happened..." " I just want a glass of water." " His throat is parched." " Here." "You want some coffee?" " No, that's all right." " I don't drink that stuff." " No, go ahead." "Did you know they were robbing the bank?" "I didn't know they were robbing the bank until they pulled a gun in my face." "Is that why you held the door open for them?" "How do you know they robbed the bank?" "Because they pulled a gun in my face..." "That doesn't mean they were robbing the bank." "Did they take money?" "Did you see them take money?" "I was in a bank and I was locked up for who knows how long." " Okay." " Tied up in a room." "I saw you see me." "You saw me see you?" " Is that what you just said?" " Yeah." "I was locked up in the room." "You saw me gagged when you came in." "Listen, I can't work miracles over here." "I'm gonna need more time." "Well, perhaps if you'd use the time that I gave you more efficiently, you wouldn't be having this problem." " What do you want me to say?" " That my plane is ready." "Okay, listen." "I promise you, as God is my witness, I'm working on it as hard as I can." "It's just gonna take a few more hours." "Why should I give you any more time?" "Well, it's simple." "You give me more time, you get what you want." "You don't give me the time, you don't get what you want." "You got nothing to lose." "Meanwhile, we'll send in some more food." "I got a question for you." "You get it right, I give you more time." " And?" " You know what happens if you don't." "Which weighs more?" "All the trains that pass through Grand Central Station in a year, or the trees cut down to print all US currency in circulation?" "Here's a hint." "It's a trick question." "What the hell is that?" "Playing games now?" "It's the trains." "US money isn't printed on paper at all." "It's cotton." " Yeah, I heard that." " Yeah, that's right." " Okay." " So no trees were cut down." " Are you sure?" " Yeah. 100%%." "Okay." "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" "I got it." " Wait a second." "Wait a second." " I'll call you back." "It's a trap." "They both weigh the same." "Tell him they both weigh the same." "They both weigh nothing." "They both weigh nothing or they both weigh the same?" "Tell him they both weigh the same." "Tell him they both weigh the same." "Do it now." "They both weigh the same." "Got it." " Well?" " They both weigh the same." "This time, send sandwiches." "That's pretty good." "This guy's nuts." "He said, "Grand Central Station. "" "Grand Central Terminal is the train station." " Grand Central Station is the post office." " Is the post office." "DARIUS:" "He's wrong." "FRAZIER:" "Who's wrong?" "Perp One." "Trains don't pass through Grand Central." "It's the last stop for every train." " What about the subway?" "They run through." " Metro-North goes there." " How the fuck do you know?" " Metro-North goes there!" "No." "Metro-North starts there." "What are you guys talking about?" "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!" " Metro-North goes through!" " Let's just get the sandwiches." " Metro-North..." " Deal is, he said, "Passes through. "" "Yeah, but the Metro-North goes up there, though." "Look, shut up." "It doesn't matter, anyway." "ROURKE: (OVER TRANSMITTER) I know what he meant." "What he said is one thing, but what he meant is another." "DARIUS:" "Yeah." "That's always a problem, isn't it?" "FRAZIER:" "Sandwiches." "ROURKE:" "I'm on it, I'm on it." "CHAIM:" "You know, right now I could go for a nice kosher hot dog and a beer." "SETH:" "I had Met tickets tonight." "And Pedro's pitching!" "GLADYS:" "They're gonna get their asses kicked anyway." "SETH:" "Tell me about it." "I'm better off here." "BRAD:" "I'm glad they didn't separate us." " Do you think they're terrorists?" " They're robbers, not terrorists." "How do you know?" "They could be Al-Qaeda." "Trust me." "I've studied these things." " What are you, Mossad?" " No." "I was a lawyer." "Now I teach courses at Columbia Law on genocide, slave labour," " war reparation claims." " Mira." " Can I sue anybody when this is over?" " Oh, sure." "Go nuts." "Go meshuga." "Now that's a good looking shithole." "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" " Hello?" " FRAZIER:" "Hey, baby, how you doing?" "Baby, I'm worried about you." "You coming home?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Soon." "It's gonna be a long night, though, so don't wait up for me." "Why don't you let me come down there?" "Because I don't want to be distracted by you, that's why." "Well, if you're still there when I come on duty in the morning, you will see me." " I cannot wait." "I cannot wait." " So, how you doing?" "It's all right." "We got a couple of the hostages out." "Thanks a lot." " No, no." "How you doing?" " I'm doing okay." "I'm doing all right." "Oh, I saw the Mayor on TV." "He said you're doing a great job." "I saw you, too." " You saw me on TV?" " Yeah." " How'd I look?" " You looked good, baby." "Real good." " All right, listen." "I got to go." " All right." "Hey." " Keep your head down." " All right, I will." "Love you." "Come on." "So, are we clear about the ground rules?" " There's no need to worry, Detective." " I get paid to worry, okay?" "I just need you to look me in the eye and make me believe that you understand everything we talked about." " I understand." " Okay." "Someone here wants to talk to you." " Hello?" " Who is this?" "Let's not get into any names." " What matters is what I can offer you." " And what's that?" "Well, if I can be assured that certain interests are protected," "I might be able to help you get what you came for." "I doubt that." "Tell me about these interests that you are trying to protect." "Why don't you let me worry about that?" "Now, what is it you were hoping to get out of all this?" " Rich, of course." " Of course." "But you may have bitten off more than you can chew." " How?" " I can't discuss that on the phone." " You work for the bank?" " No." "And you're not a cop." "That's right." "Come on in." "You got 10 minutes." "No more." "If you're not out before the lights come back on, you can stay inside until this thing is over." " You don't need to threaten me." " That's not a threat, lady, but this is." "I know this game is a mile over my head, but I'm telling you, if you fuck me over..." "I got where I am by collecting friends, not enemies." "Trust me, okay?" "You're on your own." "DALTON:" "What makes you think I need help?" "MADELEINE:" "Well, the hundred people outside, for starters." "DALTON:" "It's not a problem." "MADELEINE:" "And they're fuelling your jet right now as we speak." "Come on." "You're not that stupid." "Here's what I'm thinking." "If you give up now, I can ensure that you'll serve the minimum." "I'm thinking three years, four years at the most." "You can arrange that?" "Well, you haven't hurt anyone or stolen anything, so yes, as a matter of fact, I can." " It's not good enough." " Well, I wasn't finished." "When you get out, you'll have $2 million." "Will I?" "How?" "We'll put it someplace safe and it'll be waiting for you when you get out." "Thanks." "But no, thanks." "Oh, come on." "I made you such a sweet offer." "I really don't think you have much in the way of alternatives." "Why don't you talk to me about these interests that you're in here to protect?" " I'm afraid I can't." " I can." "Let me tell you a story." "During World War ll, there was an American working for a bank in Switzerland." "DALTON:" "Now, I don't need to tell you that this period in history was rife with opportunity for people of low morals." "People like this man." "He used his position with the Nazis to enrich himself while all around him people were being stripped of everything they owned." "Then he used his blood money to start a bank." "Now, does this sound like it might be the man you work for?" "Or am I just whistling Dixie out of my ass?" " I believe we understand each other." " Good." "So, what the hell can you do for me since I clearly know more than you do, and I've planned this to perfection?" "Believe me, if I need to, I can change your entire programme." "So, the sooner that you stop being my problem and you start becoming my solution, the better off you'll be." " What is it you want?" " Two minutes." "The safety deposit box room." "I just need to go to one box." "Looking for this?" "This could be very embarrassing to your employer." "He should have destroyed this a long time ago." "He didn't, so now it's mine." "Now, if the day ever comes where I have to stand before a judge and account for what I did here, you and your boss will do whatever it takes to help me." "You get out of here with that envelope, and we'll pay you a lot of money." "I'll keep that in mind." "You're not gonna tell me how you're planning to get out of here, are you?" "I'm gonna walk right out the front door." "Anything else?" " How did you know about all this?" " Doesn't matter." "Fact is, all lies, all evil deeds, they stink." "You can cover them up for a while, but they don't go away." " Murder will out?" " Precisely." "Well, I still don't get what you're doing here." "Really?" "DALTON:" "Good." "So, we spoke." "Oh, no." "You're gonna have to give me more than that." " Let me have this window, fellows." " Yes, sir." "I told him that, well, since he hadn't killed anyone, it wasn't too late to surrender and get off with a lighter sentence." "And?" "And that was basically it." "You know, I don't ordinarily get offended the first time somebody treats me like an idiot, but you are pushing it." "Now, I know you did not go in there to tell this guy something he already knew." "Talk to me." "Look, Detective." "Our arrangement doesn't include me giving you a detailed explanation." "I say it does, okay?" "Okay, you don't own me." "This cheque-cashing thing, this coke bust, I can face that on my own." "I know what I did and what I didn't do." " Talk to me." " Off the record?" ""Off the... " Everything about you is off the record." "Just talk to me." " Well, I gave him an incentive." " Okay." " Did he go for it?" " No." "But I'd say he's considering it." "He's smart, isn't he?" " He thinks he is." " Yeah." "One of your types, like the Ivy League type?" " Clearly well educated." " That's what I'm talking about." "That's exactly what I'm talking about." "You talk like him, so think like him." "What do you think he's gonna do?" " Well, he's not gonna kill anyone." " How do you know?" " Because he's not a murderer." " How do you know?" "I got news for you." "Most of the guys up in Sing Sing weren't murderers until they killed somebody." "You never know what a person will do until you push him into a corner." "But it doesn't seem like you've pushed him into a corner." "It doesn't, does it?" "Seems more like he chose the corner." "You're right." "So, you through?" " I guess." "Are you saying I'm dismissed?" " Yes, I am." "You got a card, in case I need to call you?" "Please don't take this personally, but no." "I don't think you can afford me." "Well, don't take this personally, Miss White." "Kiss my black ass, okay?" "Careful, Detective Frazier." "My bite's much worse than my bark." " So, how old are you, Brian?" " Eight and three-quarters." "Eight and three-quarters." "Big boy." " Were you scared in there?" " No." " No?" "Not at all, huh?" " Nope." "I'm from Brooklyn." "You're from Brooklyn, huh?" "I understand." " Guns don't scare me." " They don't scare you?" " Brave, too, huh?" " Yeah." "So the guys that had the guns, do you remember them saying anything?" " Yeah." " What'd they say?" "They asked me about my game." " Who did?" " The guy that robbed the bank." "Duh." "Son, be respectful." "Okay, Brooklyn." "But it..." "Was he the one in charge?" " Uh-huh." " Okay." "And you don't remember anything else?" "He was kind of tall." "He had a mask." "Brian, you think you can recognise him in any of these pictures?" "Take your time." "Have a good look." "Let's keep that over there." "Just take a look." " With the mask, they look all the same." " It's true." "With the mask, they all look the same." "That's right, Brian." "Attempted robbery." "Liquor store." "Well, this was a real step up for a small-timer like you, huh?" "I got to hand it to you, Pablo." "First of all, it's Paul." "Not Pablo, okay?" "Excuse me." " You want some gum?" " No." "And second, I didn't do it, all right?" "What?" "I made a few mistakes when I was a kid." "I was out with some friends and they held up a liquor store." "What was I supposed to do?" "Where'd you grow up, you Wassa Wassa, Park Avenue?" " What's that?" "Wassa what?" "What'd you say?" " Wassa Wassa." "(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)" "You know, a person that don't come to your neighbourhood." "How do you say "Rikers Island" in Spanish?" "What about these two?" "That ring a bell?" "These two?" "No." " Nothing?" " Nothing." "Don't they look suspicious to you?" "I mean, I would think that you would want to know who they are." "No." " Well, thank you very much." " Thank you." "Hey, just out of curiosity do you know anything about diamonds?" "A bit." "What do you need?" "What do you think a guy like me should pay for a diamond ring?" "Depends." "How many carats?" "If you'd like, I could give you my nephew's number." " Okay." " You'll get a very good deal." "What do you have on underneath?" " Excuse me?" " Underneath your painter's coat?" " What do you have on underneath?" " Clothing." "Could you show us, please?" "You see, there's just you and one other woman that fit the physical description of the female suspect." "What's that?" "It's your height, your age, and your..." "Your cup size." "So, I violated Section 34 double-D?" "That's what you're telling me?" "How dumb do these morons have to be to think they're gonna get a plane?" "This guy's no moron." "I don't just mean him." "Any hostage taker." "Those ragheads at the Munich Olympics." "Who the fuck ever got a plane?" "Shit, and these days?" "This guy doesn't know that?" "REPORTER: (ON TV) The area is flooded with law enforcement right now." "Snipers are on rooftops..." "What you doing there, Keith?" "He wants a plane." "I'm gonna give him a plane." " What happened to playing it by the book?" " That's what's bugging me." "It's like the other team read the book, too, and they know exactly what we're gonna do." "This whole time, we're trying to stall him, right?" "Wrong." "They're the ones that are stalling." "Think about it." "The bullshit questions, the Albanian thing..." "So, you're saying he what?" "I'm saying that he wants to give us more time." "He makes demands." "He gives us deadlines." "We stall." "Then he gives us more time." "I don't think he's in a rush." " Why?" " That's what I'm gonna find out." "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" " Yeah." " Your plane is ready." "Is that a fact?" "That's a fact, but I'm gonna need something from you first." "I'm gonna need to come in there and make sure the hostages are okay." "You'll see them when they get on the bus." "I just need to make sure you're not leaving any bodies behind." "Meet me at the front door." " What the hell just happened?" " You got to be crazy to go in there." "DALTON:" "Down the stairs." " Gum?" " Excuse me?" " Would you like some gum?" " No, thank you." "(WOMAN WHIMPERING)" "Let me take the kid." "No." "Any more?" "There are some who misbehaved." "(ALL YELLING)" "Please help me!" "Please help us!" "Please help us!" "Please!" "We're gonna get you all out of here." "I promise you." "Tour is over." " Can I ask you a question?" " There is nothing to talk about." "What were you planning on doing if you actually got the plane and the pilots, huh?" " Excuse me?" " You don't want a plane." "You never did." "Who ever heard of bank robbers escaping on a plane with 50 hostages?" "You saw Dog Day Afternoon." "You're stalling." "Why?" "I don't know." "What's the matter?" "You can't get into the safe?" "Perhaps." "There's two ways out of this." "The easy way, we walk out the front door together, or the hard boys cut the power, hit you with the tear gas, and come in strong through the glass." "It's your choice." "You don't want that." "I don't want that." "And, you know, they'd like to do it tonight." "You got night vision?" " You got gas masks?" " Maybe." " I'm this close to ordering it." " Let's cut the crap." "First, you don't order an assault when no hostages have been killed and there's no immediate threat." "Second, if it ends that way, whatever happens, you don't get to be the hero." "You want to bullshit me, try harder." "Let's go." "Okay." "I tell you what." "My ass is covered, sport." "But I would not get too comfortable in here if I were you." "No?" "I got the cable guy coming on Wednesday." " Why don't you just walk out the door?" " I will." "I'm gonna walk out of that door when I'm good and ready." "Can I get you to do that today?" "I didn't think so." "Any other proposals?" "Oh, please." "Do not say "proposals. "" "My girlfriend, she wants a proposal from me." " You think you're too young to get married?" " No, I'm not too young." "Too broke." "Maybe I should rob a bank." "You love each other?" "Yeah." "Yeah, we do." "Then money shouldn't really matter." "Thank you, bank robber." "I'm just saying money can't buy love." "Thank you very much." "I'm..." "I'm learning so much today, you know?" "Look, why don't we go across the street to the Killarney Rose, huh?" "Forget about this dangerous hostage situation." " I'll buy you a beer." "My treat." " Thanks, Detective, but I'm trying to stay away from bars, if you know what I mean." "Well, if you change your mind there's still a standing offer, all right?" "Cellblock or the graveyard?" "Prison whites or a toe tag?" " Make up your mind." "Tick tock, tick tock." " Hey!" "Hey!" "We done?" "You just crossed the fucking line!" "Buses, Kojak, parked outside." "You think I'm bluffing?" "You roll the dice and see what happens." "COP:" "All right." "Now get the bunker up." " So, what's up?" " Got him right where I want him." "Yeah?" "Where's that?" "Right behind me with my pants around my ankles, but it's a start." "Jesus Christ." " What the fuck, man?" " How long?" " He got the drop on you!" " Two." " How long?" " What if he saw your face?" " Two." " What if I didn't have my gun?" "Two, maybe three hours." "You know, you're letting this cop get too fucking close." "What happened?" "I gave him every excuse to blow my brains out." "Yeah." "He doesn't bite." "Why?" "He ain't the type." "Let's just step back and think about this for a second." "We know that they planned this whole thing." "The tape, the cameras, the costumes." "There was a game plan, but it never included aeroplanes." "He's up to something but it ain't violence." "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" "FRAZIER:" "I'm listening." "DALTON:" "How's the reception?" " Excuse me?" " The camera on the truck." "Give me a close-up on the second-floor window." " Rourke?" " I'm on it, I'm on it." "No, no, no, no, no, no!" "Fuck!" "Oh, shit." "Keith!" "Keith!" "Keith!" "(ALL YELLING)" "What are you doing?" "What the fuck are you doing?" "You mean beyond the obvious?" "That's what I mean." "Come on, this ain't no bank robbery!" "This is your fault." "I told you to get the buses." "Fuck you!" "I didn't kill anybody." "I got 50 more people in here." "You fuck with me again," "I'll give you two of the longest days of your life." "All right, look, just tell me what it is you really want and I'll get it for you." " I promise." " I've told you." "Two buses, a plane." "Right, right." "And box seats behind home plate at Yankee Stadium." "Come on, don't bullshit a bullshitter." "You planned every inch of this thing right from the start." "You got everybody marching to your beat, including me, and I'm through buying it." "You're too damn smart to be a cop." "Now get the fuck out of here." "What?" "You going to shoot me?" "Do it." "Shit, you got nothing to lose." "I damn sure ain't got nothing to lose, so shoot me." "Do it." " Shoot me." " Fuck you." "Tell them to send someone sane over here." "We got a big problem." "Hey, Detective, this ain't your day." "How you doing, Captain?" "Look, I know you put your trust in me and I just..." "Well, you're a good cop." "Frazier, I need more like you." "But if you're going down on this one, I can't go with you." "You got to understand this, though, sir..." "No, no, no." "Let me just tell you what my problem is, okay?" "I go to bed, everything's hunky-dory." "I get a call at 3:15, and there's what?" "A dead hostage." " Right, right, right." "But I can end this..." " It is ended." "See, you think I got options." "I got to answer to the Chief of D's." "Darius is calling the shots on this." "That's it." "Hey, Sarge." " What'd he say?" " That's it." "Shit." "DARIUS:" "It's a tactical nightmare." "COUGHLIN:" "I know." "Well, first, this is the only way in." "Then we got to make it up the stairs blind." "Once we get up there, we're right out in the open." "DARIUS:" "They have the advantage of cover." "They can pick us off like sitting ducks." "Then if we make it across the floor and down the stairs, we still can't tell the homies from the good guys until they shoot at us." "Even if it isn't rigged with explosives, it's still a fucking nightmare." "(ALL SCREAMING)" "Move!" "Move!" "Move!" "HOSTAGE:" "Open the door!" "COP 1:" "Keep moving." "COP 2:" "To the right." "COP 3:" "Watch the hands, watch the hands." "And let's not forget the possibility of hostages being killed." "Right now!" "Put the gun down!" "Back off or I shoot!" "I said back off!" "DARIUS:" "Well, our best hope is to separate them from the hostages." "If we can get two or three upstairs and take them out?" "Kill them?" "COP:" "Gun!" "Gun!" "Gun!" "What if there's more than four?" "Yeah, well, that's what's so nuts about it." "Anybody in a painter's suit could be a perp." "Maybe we should dress our guys up like a bunch of painters." "And we should use rubber bullets." "Take head shots." "Put their lights out." "ED:" "Not a bad idea." "COUGHLIN:" "Yeah." "COUGHLIN:" "Rubber bullets it is, baby." "If this goes down wrong, they're going to dump this whole mess in your lap, you know?" " I'm making First Grade." " What?" "I'm making Detective First Grade." "Things ain't all they appear to be." " What the fuck does that mean?" " Detective First Grade Keith Frazier." " Are you fucking kidding me?" " Yes." "Thank the Mayor and our mystery guest for that." "You cut a deal with those guys?" "Never make First Grade?" "Shit." "Worked too hard to let that happen." "Everybody's getting theirs." "I'm gonna get mine." "I'll be outside." "What a day, what a day." "Detective, they're gonna storm that bank without you?" "It's not right." "So, tell me about the kid who pointed the gun at you, the 12-year-old." " Now?" " Yeah." "Last year, up in the 33rd," "I was breaking up a fight about a half a block from the high school." "This one little spic is getting his clock cleaned by another one." "Do me a favour, Sergeant." "Just tone down the colour commentary." "So I bust up the fight," "I turn around and this kid is pointing a.22 at my chest." " Is that right?" "Now, which kid was this?" " Another kid, an African-American." " An African-American, right?" " Yeah." "Came out of nowhere." "I didn't see him." "So, what'd you do?" "What did I do then?" "I'll tell you what I did then." "I got shot in the fucking chest." "That's what I did then." "Yeah, so you'll pardon my euphemisms, Detective, but I would rather wind up an old bigot than a handsome young corpse." "Now, no offence, Detective, but I'm just trying to keep them away from us." "Now, what do you say we just get these people safely out of the bank?" "I hear that." "And I'll try and watch what I say in the future." "You never know who's listening." "MITCHELL:" "What are you doing?" "Jesus." "Shit." "They bugged us." "They bugged us." "Darius!" "Darius, don't make a move!" " What?" " It's all fucked up!" "Do not make a move!" "Keep your men back!" "What are you talking about?" "They heard everything we said in the M.C.C." " What?" " Stand down!" "Stand down!" "The drawer with the demands in it!" "They heard everything we said!" "They put a transmitter in it!" "They bugged us!" "No, no, no." "I'm going in." "Shit." "Get everyone together." "STEVIE:" "Steve!" "Steve-O!" "They're coming in." " Everybody good?" " Yeah." "All right!" "Everybody out!" " Put your masks on!" " Everyone out!" "Out!" "(ALL SCREAMING)" " Go now!" " Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" " STEVE:" "Now!" " STEVE-O:" "Get the fuck out!" "Move!" "DALTON:" "Everybody up the fucking stairs!" "Move!" "Move!" " Don't shoot!" "Don't shoot!" " Don't shoot!" " Get down!" "Get down on the ground!" " Don't shoot!" "Cease fire!" "Cease fire!" "Cease fire!" "Cease fire!" "Cease fire!" "Let's go, people." "(ALL CLAMOURING)" "Put your hands on your head!" "Get down!" "Put your hands on your head." " Will somebody stop him?" " Get down!" "Put your hands on your head." " Put your hands on your head." " Get them down!" " On the ground!" " Put your hands on your fucking heads!" "Do not move!" " Get down, put your hands on your head!" " Put the cuffs on them!" "Let's go!" "(HERNANDEZ SPEAKING SPANISH)" "What's going on?" "DARIUS:" "Don't take any chances!" "It wasn't me!" "I'm not a criminal!" "Cuffs!" "Don't shoot!" "Don't shoot!" " Don't move!" " I'm not moving!" " Don't move!" " Do not move!" "Check them." "Make sure they ain't got no weapons on them and shit." "DARIUS:" "Hernandez!" "HERNANDEZ:" "Right here." "HERNANDEZ:" "E.S.U. team, line up!" "Door to the left, door to the left." " Clear on the right." " Clear!" " Left side clear." " Clear!" " Clear." " Clear." " All clear!" " HERNANDEZ:" "Check under the desk." " Clear." " Checking the office." "All clear, Sarge." " Clear." " Clear." "Clear." "Clear." "All clear, Sarge." "HERNANDEZ:" "All clear." "E.S.U. on the stairs." "Line it up!" "HERNANDEZ:" "Let's go, guys." "Team in, team in." "Let's go." "Clear!" " Clear." " Clear." " Clear." " Clear." "Clear." " Clear, Sarge." " Clear." "HERNANDEZ:" "Give me a bunker up here." "I need a bunker up front." "COP 1:" "Bringing the bunker up." "COP 2:" "Clear, Sarge." "Clear." " We're almost clear down here." " Make sure you're sure." " I'll keep looking." " Stay on it." "Roger that." "Ready?" "Let's go." "This is the last door." " Clear, Sarge!" " Come on down." " FRAZIER:" "Did you find a dead hostage?" " Negative." "DARIUS:" "If it ain't here, you must've missed something." "Maybe, but I'm pretty sure we're the only ones moving around down here." "Check this out." "They forgot to rob the joint." "MITCHELL:" "Holy shit." "FRAZIER:" "And you didn't find anybody?" "We're still looking, but there are no bad guys, no booby traps, no tunnels, no damage." " And nothing missing." " Great, great, great." "We'll put out a city-wide description for David fucking Copperfield, then, huh?" "Listen, I'm not trying to tell you your jobs, Detectives, but unless they swam out through the toilets, whoever did this is upstairs sucking pavement." "All right, good job." "What's that?" "Cell phones." " Hey, guys!" "You need to see this." " Okay." "Collins!" "Grab a uniform, make a quick count of that money in there, all right?" " Yes, sir." " And stand by, all right?" "Don't let anybody get tempted, including you!" "COLLINS:" "Yes, sir!" "Right here, Detective." " What do you got?" " You're going to love this one." "Toy guns." "Fake guns." "You got to be kidding me." " Toys." " As if it wasn't weird enough already." "COP: (OVER RADIO) Cap, come to the ladies' room." "On my way." "Check it out." "We can stop looking for that body." "Fake guns." "Fake execution." "Nobody goes home till we get everybody's story." "Cap, we got something else in the storage room." " Porcario?" " Yo." " Where's the men's room?" " Down the hallway on the left." "COP:" "Pick them up, pick them up." "Toss them." "MALE HOSTAGE:" "I'm a hostage." "Stop pushing." "COLLINS:" "Female hostages to be searched by female officers only!" "COP:" "All right, listen, let's get these people up." " I can't hear you." "What?" " Valerie Keepsake." "Valerie Keepsake." "Go, go, get on the bus." " Kenneth Damerjian." " Yeah." "Person one." " I'm Peter Hammond." " Eric Dodge." " Wait!" " Chaim." "My name's Chaim." "Fucking cocksucker." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Just give me your name." "Just give me your name." "Say your name." "I work in the bank!" "I'm the bank security guard!" "Nobody's listening!" "Okay, we'll straighten it out." "Everybody's saying listen!" "Nobody's listening!" "We'll straighten it out." "Come on." " Listen, I'm not getting on the bus!" " Yes, you are." " COLLINS:" "Move!" "Move!" "Move!" " I am not!" "I work at the bank!" "COP:" "Collins, you got this?" "Listen, I work at the bank!" "COLLINS:" "All right, just get him on the bus." "Get him on the bus." " Nobody's listening!" " All right." "Calm down." "Get on the bus." " COP 1:" "Come on, guys, guys!" " COP 2:" "Over this way." "Over this way." "Officer, take her over to Sarge." "Come on." "COP 3:" "Come on, let's get going with these people off that line over there." "Come on." "Captain, I'm telling you, this thing is a mess." "They thought this one out, soup to nuts." "So, lay it out for me." "We photograph everybody that came out of the bank." "We sit them down, we question them, we show them the photos." "Most of them can't point to anybody that's guilty of anything." "We ask them if they could recognise anybody who was not one of the bad guys." "Even if we considered someone as a possible suspect, there's one or two or three other people that would rule them out." "It's like the thing never happened." " What about prints?" " Everywhere." "So what?" " All it shows is that these people were there." " Alibis?" "Just about everyone." "Even if their alibi was weak, a hostage would identify them as being one of the good guys." "There we are, back to square one." "Priors?" "We got one employee who had some juvie stuff." "One customer had..." "Excuse me." "One customer had an out-of-state warrant for child support." "Another one had a couple of priors, G.L.A. mostly." "Again, same problem." "Plus, he was a fucking idiot." " Bank cameras?" " Useless." "I'm telling you, they thought of everything." "Almost." " Sounded like everything to me." " But this." "We haven't found that.357 or the perp that was holding it." "If you did, there'd be no prints on it anyway." " Bury it." " Bury it?" "What the fuck do you expect me to say?" "Captain, this thing stinks to high hell." "I mean, somebody did something here." "You said it yourself." "You got no robbery." "No suspects." "Nobody's breathing down my neck to come up with answers." "I'm not gonna breathe down yours." "Bury it." "I wasn't expecting this." "I promise you, I'll find you guys more cases to solve." "Okay." "Oh, here's something that you probably did expect." " They found that missing Madrugada money." " No shit." "Yes, you want to know where it was?" " In my bank account?" " No." " My summer house in Sag Harbour?" " No." " My wallet?" " No." "Then, no." "I don't want to know." "MITCHELL:" "This is bullshit, man." "I mean, we're the only ones left trying to catch the bad guys and they're gonna come after us like that?" "I'll tell you what." "Every one of your accusers, man," "I say we go after them all, Keith, Michael Corleone style." ""Michael Corleone, do you renounce Satan?"" ""Yes, I renounce him. "" "FRAZIER:" "There's no 392." " Huh?" " Safety deposit box number 392." "According to these records, it doesn't exist." "Pinstriped, mayonnaise, lying motherfucker." " Didn't Coughlin say we should move on?" " Let's go." "Thank you, again, Your Honour." "I'll come pick it up tomorrow?" " Yes, you're welcome." " Thank you." "What are you doing, Detective?" "Now, what business do you have with Judge Pasqua?" "Police business." " Weren't you told to bury this?" " I got a job to do, Miss White." "And since when is your job more important than your career?" " Or did you forget our arrangement?" " We didn't have any arrangement." "Let me tell you how this works." "You..." "No, let me tell you how this works." "You press here to record and you press here to play." "MADELEINE: (OVER RECORDER) There's also the matter of the $140,000 that seems to have walked away from the Madrugada cheque-cashing bust." "FRAZIER:" "I didn't have anything to do with that, so..." "MAYOR:" "We'd like to be in your corner on that." "In exchange for what?" "I mean, what, do you want me to do something unethical?" "I mean, no disrespect to the both of youse but I don't need you to be in my corner, Mr Mayor." "Look, I'm innocent." "MADELEINE:" "Innocent or guilty, you're still going down." "MAYOR:" "Give Miss White whatever she needs, or your career is over." "Done." "Kaput." "So?" "You gave me what I wanted." "Your career is blossoming and all is right with the world." "What was Case hiding?" "You know, there's a famous saying by the Baron de Rothschild." ""When there's blood on the streets, buy property. "" "I think Mr Case really took that sentiment to heart." "But he is no different than half the Fortune 500." "Let it go, Detective." "You're a good cop." "This city needs you." " Lady!" "Lady, you're in the wrong place." " I have an appointment." "Arthur." " Good morning." " Miss White." "Have a seat." "Thank you, Vincent." "That's all for now." "Thank you." "(CASE CLEARING THROAT)" "Well." "What did he say?" "Well, Detective Frazier turned out to be quite sharp." "But I just fast-tracked his career a little and he's under control." "I hope so." "Tell me about the envelope." "Where is it now?" "Well, the gang leader is going to hang on to it, as an insurance policy to keep you from seeking revenge." "Clearly, he has a very low opinion of you." "And what might that be?" "Well, let's see." "In a nutshell, that you got rich, doing business with the Nazis during the Holocaust." "Yes." "It was 60 years ago." "I was young and ambitious." "I saw a short path to success and I took it." "I sold my soul." "And I've been trying to buy it back ever since." "But you and this mystery man, you have an understanding?" "I think so." "And he managed to get out of there with that envelope." "If someday he comes back to blackmail you, well, you'll pay him." "And you'll get it back." " So, I guess that's it." " I suppose so." " Bullshit." " I beg your pardon?" "He didn't go through all that just to stick your envelope under his mattress." "Look, they left money untouched, Arthur." "So?" "So, he had to have walked out of there with something else." "The bank says that there was nothing missing." "So, there had to have been something in that box that was worth more to him than your envelope." "You don't have to tell me." "There's only one thing it could be anyway." "Diamonds." "And then there's the ring." "Cartier ring." "It belonged to the wife of a Parisian banker." "Wealthy family of French Jews." "And when the war came along, the ring and everything else they owned was confiscated and they were shipped off to concentration camps." "None survived." "We were friends." "I could have helped them." "But the Nazis paid too well." "Can I trust that you will keep what you've learnt here today confidential?" "Despite whatever you may think?" "Yes, Arthur." "Well, I'd love to tell you what a monster you are, but I have to help bin Laden's nephew buy a co-op on Park Avenue." "If that were true, you wouldn't tell me." "We're listing you as a reference." "(SIGHING)" "My name is Dalton Russell." "Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself." "I've told you my name." "That's the "who. "" "The "where" could most readily be described as a prison cell." "But there is a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison." "The "what" is easy." "Recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery." "That's also the "when. "" "As for the "why, " beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple." "Because I can." "Which leaves us only with the "how. "" "And therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub." "(BANGING)" "STEVE:" "He's gonna smell like shit." "STEVE-O:" "What do you expect after a week?" "CHAIM:" "Yeah." "Why do you think I rolled down the window?" "(CHUCKLING)" "Oh, shit." "That cop, Frazier, and his partner are walking into the bank." " Are they coming for me?" " Can't say." "It's just the two of them." "MAN:" "Yeah, everything's going great today." "No." "Yeah, about 5:30." "Okay." "Sounds like fun." "Okay." "Talk to you later." " Sorry." " Excuse me." "Mr Hammond?" "Good morning, Detectives." "Just like he planned." "I got a court order here to open a safe deposit box." "Number 392." "(STEVE-O SIGHING)" "STEVE-O:" "Oh, thank God." "Where is it?" "I left it in there." "This way, Detectives." "Why did you do that?" "You left the ring." "Trust me." "I left it in good hands." "DALTON:" "I'm no martyr." "I did it for the money." "But it's not worth much if you can't face yourself in the mirror." "Respect is the ultimate currency." "I was stealing from a man who traded his away for a few dollars." "And then he tried to wash away his guilt." "Drown it in a lifetime of good deeds and a sea of respectability." " Let me get that." " Let me." "It almost worked, too." "Okay." "But inevitably, the further you run from your sins, the more exhausted you are when they catch up to you." "And they do." "Son of a bitch." "Certain." "It will not fail." "FRAZIER:" "What do you think that's worth?" "(CHUCKLING) If you got to ask, man, you can't afford it." "Thank goodness my girlfriend ain't here." ""Follow the ring"?" " Detective Frazier." " Mr Case." " How are you?" " I am great." "Nobody got killed at the bank." "Everybody's happy." "My kind of day." "That's wonderful." "Wonderful." " Detective Mitchell." " Mr Case." " Be seated, gentlemen." " Thank you." " Can I offer you anything?" " No." "I must say" "I was most impressed by the way you handled that business." "Thank you, Mr Case." "Whenever I hear the term "New York's Finest"" "you're who I think of." "You keep the rest of us safe and make it look easy." " Pardon me." " Well, what's so amusing?" "When you say "the rest of us," Mr Case, I mean, you got to look around." ""The rest of us" is a category that you haven't qualified for in a long time." "Touché, Detective." "I won't deny it." "I've done well." "Yes, you have." "But I'm very confused." "You see, I got a case where armed robbers laid siege to your bank." "It is your bank, right?" "Well, I'm Chairman of the Board of Directors." "Then ita-zita-vene-gazoo." "The robbers disappear." "Poof." "And they don't take a nickel, right?" " You're asking me?" " Yes, I'm asking you." "I mean, it's your bank." "You own it." "I'm asking you." "It's a tiny part of our organisation." "No robbers." "No real victims." "No loot missing." "It's got to be the first time in law-enforcement history." "I never heard of it before." "So, you got to ask yourself, "What the fuck happened?" Don't you, Mr Case?" "I'm not quite sure I like your tone, Officer." "You don't like my tone?" "Then give me a straight answer." "It's the founding bank of your empire." "You built it." "It's your baby." "Give me a straight answer." "What do you think happened?" " I have no idea." " Oh, come on, now." "Come on." "I'll tell you what I think happened." "I think you sent that woman in there to patch things up." "Miss White." "I think you paid her." "What was she doing in there?" "Look, this is absurd." "Are you implying that I had anything to do with it?" "392." "Safe deposit box 392." "What's the story on that?" " I have no idea what you're..." " Don't lie to me, Mr Case." " I don't lie." " I looked at all the records." "All the bank records for safe deposit boxes at your bank." "At first glance, everything looked fine, but there was one safe deposit box that had no records." "I mean, going all the way back to 1948." "So I started thinking." "Who would have the answer to this riddle?" "Probably the man who forgot to mention that he built the bank in the first place in 1948." "It doesn't add up, Mr Case." "It does not add up." "I'm afraid I can't be of any further use to you, Detective." "It's something really bad, isn't it?" "Mr Frazier, I have spent my whole life serving humanity." "You can ask anyone who knows me." "They'll vouch for me, and for the things that I've done." "You think they'll vouch for you after I find out the truth about this ring?" "I don't think so." "Oh, by the way, that thing you said about us being New York's finest?" "I want you to know, we really appreciate that." "How gracious." "Let's go." "We're gonna follow that ring." " Hey, Keith, let me see your shoe." " What?" " Let me see your shoe." " Why?" "'Cause I have never seen anybody put their foot that far up a guy's ass." "Yeah, I guess I did, didn't I?" "Oh, man." "You cut him an ass the length of the Lincoln Tunnel." "We're gonna need a traffic cop on that shit." "Good afternoon, sir." " Do you have a reservation?" " Looking for the Mayor." " May I have your hat, please?" " No, you cannot." "Get your own." "MADELEINE:" "They're looking to invest $4 billion over the next four years." "And that's all in place." "Sorry to interrupt you, Mr Mayor, but there's an old American saying," ""When there's blood on the streets, somebody's got to go to jail. "" "Edwin, could you please excuse us for a minute?" "MAYOR:" "What's this about, Detective?" "I believe Detective Frazier is looking for some closure?" "That's a good word." "Closure." "Case closed, you know what I mean?" "This is the number of the War Crimes Issues office in Washington, D.C." "How'd you like to be on the front page of the New York Times?" "That'd be great." "Make sure they spell my name right, though." "That's Frazier with a "z"." "You can keep the pen." "You made copies?" "Please." "We got to keep the real criminals off the streets, Your Honour." "All right, well, thanks for lunch." "War crimes, huh?" "What have you got me into this time?" "(SNORING SOFTLY)" "Mama?" " Did you bring Big Willie?" " And the twins." "Slow down, girl." "I'll get my gun off before I get my gun off, okay?" "Pow, pow." " Sorry." " Excuse me." "FRAZIER:" "Why don't you just walk out the door?" "DALTON:" "I will." "I'm gonna walk out of that door when I'm good and ready." "Son of a bitch." "Come on, honey." "The handcuffs are getting cold." | {
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"English (HI) Subtitles." "[MP4] The Big Bang Theory S08E14 (720p) The Troll Manifestation" " HDTV [KoTuWa]" "So, tell me about your day..." "How's it going with the particle detector?" "Wow!" "You remember that?" "Yeah, I listen to what you say." "You're building a particle detector using superfluid helium." "You know, when you talk like that," "I want to take you right here on this table." "And you know from past experience this table cannot support both our weight." "So, how's the detector going?" "Well, it's tricky working with superfluids." "Whatever container you put them in, they kind of creep up the sides and crawl out all on their own." "Kind of like Sheldon's ant farm." "Exactly, except you don't have a lunatic running around, yelling, "I fed you sugar water, why are you biting me?"" "Come on, this is boring... you really want to talk about this?" "No, I do." "I-I didn't write "superfluid helium"" "on this napkin for nothing." "Okay, well..." "This is cool." "Uh, there's a thing called "superfluid vacuum theory", where empty space is imagined as a superfluid with all of its qualities... viscosity, density, surface tension..." "Hey, if you're pausing for dramatic effect," "I'd keep it moving." "No, no." "People don't talk about surface tension." "If you imagine our three-space as the surface of an N-dimensional superfluid bubble..." "This... is exciting." "This is really exciting." "I have to go find Sheldon." "Okay, well, if you find him, use the kitchen island... that coffee table will not support both of you." "Which means a spherical multidimensional superfluid shows the same negative-energy density as space-time." "So what do you think?" "What do you think?" "So what do you think?" "Hmm..." "What?" "Is it wrong?" "Have you seen it somewhere else?" "Hmm..." "I know this isn't my area, and I could never do the math like you can, but could this be something...?" "Well... (sighs)" "(stammers)" "You could have set Newton's gravitational constant to one." "And, ugh, the whole thing reeks of blueberry." "You know I can't stand these scented markers." "No one told you to taste them." "Come on, is-is this good or not?" "(sighs deeply)" "It's good." "Really?" "I like it." "I think you're on to something." "You do?" "You're not messing with me?" "Not at all." "In fact, I have got something for just such an occasion." "I was starting to think" "I might never get a chance to give it to you." "Good job." "You're giving me a sticker?" "Not just a sticker." "That is a sticker of a kitty saying, "Me-wow!"" "I'm not a preschooler." "(stammers) Fine, I'll take it back." "I earned this!" "Back off!" "♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪" "♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started..." "Wait!" "♪" "♪ The Earth began to cool ♪" "♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪" "♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪" "♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪" "♪ That all started with a big bang ♪" "♪ Bang!" "♪" "♪ The Big Bang Theory 8x14 ♪ The Troll Manifestation Original Air Date: 2015-03-05" "Sync, corrected by elderman @elder_man" "You're still awake?" "For a man whose last observation was our universe may be the surface of a multidimensional supercooled liquid," ""you're still awake" seems like quite the sophomore slump." "You worked out all the math." "Oh, I did more than work out all the math." "I wrote a paper." "You wrote a paper on my idea?" "I wrote a paper on our idea." "When did my idea become our idea?" "When I mixed it with Sheldony goodness and cooked it in the Easy-Bake Oven of my mind." "This is good." "Our idea is really good." "Well, the lightbulb in this oven is ridiculously bright." "You know, if no one's thought of this, yet, this could be a big deal." "Only way we'll know for sure is if we post it online to the pre-print server." "I have it ready to go, but I wasn't gonna do it without you." "Wow, it's all happening so fast." "Should we just sleep on it?" "We could, but we always run the risk of someone else beating us to the punch." "You're sure it's good?" "My name is right on there with yours." "That is a surefire mark of quality." "That might as well say "Directed by Joss Whedon"." "Okay, partner, let's do it." "Come on." "Click the mouse with me." "One... two... three..." "BOTH:" "Click." "Well, we did it." "Yes, we did, my friend." "Is your tongue blue?" "I don't want to talk about it." "Okay, movie night..." "What do you want to watch?" "Whatever happened to that ape movie you were in?" "Oh, God." "Probably nothing." "I think I saw the director twirling a sign outside the Verizon store." "Search for it." "PENNY:" "Wha... no." "No!" "Why?" "'Cause it would be fun to watch." "It would be humiliating." "Well, now we have two reasons." "They have it." "Please, can we watch it?" "(sighs) Please?" "Fine, but I'm telling you..." "It's terrible." "Have you even seen it?" "No." "Well, maybe it turned out better than you think." "(bike bell rings on TV)" "MAN:" "Bananas, get your fresh bananas." "(laughing):" "It really didn't." "Sheldon, this is superfluid helium." "Put this in your mouth, your tongue will freeze and break off." "Does it smell like blueberries?" "No." "Then we're probably okay." "Hey, your paper got mentioned on the Quantum Diaries physics blog." "(gasps) Really?" "Wh-What'd they say?" "Uh, it's basically a summary of the theory, but there's a bunch of positive comments on the message board." "Let me see, let me see." "One calls it "insightful and innovative"." "We're insightful and innovative." "Ooh, nice to meet you, Mr. Insightful." "Oh, the pleasure is mine, Mr. Innovative." "Uh, another one says, "The concept shows some real out-of-the-box thinking"." "Do you hear that, Mr. Out-Of-The?" "I do, indeed, Mr. Box-Thinking." "How are you today," "Mr. Can-You-Believe- These-Jack-Asses?" "Just dandy, Mr..." "I-Wish-I-Was- Better-At-Improv." "Read another one." "Okay, okay." "Uh..." ""The analogy between space-time and a supercooled fluid is either meaningless or... false"." ""I wish this blog would devote itself to real science" ""instead of wasting our time with crackpot, wannabe theoreticians in a rush to publish"." "Who wrote that?" "It's anonymous, and user name "General Relativity."" "Well..." "I'm responding to it." "Uh, don't lower yourself to their level." "Look, I am simply going to defend our work, scientist to scientist." "And failing that, suggest that his mother enjoys a string of both human and non-human lovers." "Sheldon, my name's on that paper, too." "There's no upside to doing this." "He just left another comment." "What does it say?" ""Upon review, I've changed my mind about" ""the Cooper-Hofstadter hypothesis" ""that space-time is like a superfluid." "In fact," ""it's inspired me to come up with my own theory." ""Maybe space-time is like two clowns" ""with their heads in a bucket, much like Cooper and Hofstadter."" "Can I respond now?" "Do it." "You mess with the bull, you get the horns." "I'm about to show this guy just how horny I can be." "Somebody else do it." "PENNY (on TV):" "Doctor, please help me." "I think I might be turning into a killer gorilla." "DOCTOR:" "Why do you think you're turning into a killer gorilla and not just a regular gorilla?" "PENNY:" "Because regular gorillas are vegetarians, and I just bit the fingers off your receptionist!" "(Penny screeching like an ape;" "chaotic clattering)" "Okay, we've seen plenty." "No!" "Give me the remote." "Careful." "She'll bite your fingers off." "Okay, well, I've been poking around the internet, and I think I found something we'll enjoy watching even more." "What is it?" "Oh, just a video of Bernadette in a beauty pageant." "What?" "!" "Okay, I learned my lesson." "Making fun of people is wrong!" "I haven't learned my lesson." "Play it!" "Play it!" "(applause)" "Hi." "I'm Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski from Yorba Linda, California." "(laughing):" "You look like a talking cupcake!" "And you should pick me for Miss California Quiznos 1999, because I want to... (rhythmically):" "Tell you what I want, what I really really want" "I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want" "I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna" "Really, really, really be Miss California Quiznos 1999!" "Play it again!" "Play it again!" "(laughing)" "KOOTHRAPPALI:" "Did he respond yet?" "Hmm." "No, not yet." "Well, maybe we shouldn't have sunk to his level." "It wasn't that bad." "Read it back one more time." "(clears throat)" ""My good sir, we are neither crackpots nor wannabes." ""In fact, we are experts in our fields." ""And while you hide behind your anonymity," ""we stand behind our paper." "And later tonight, your mother"." "And you don't think that's too rough?" "We're just standing behind her." "It's not like we're gonna say "boo" and scare her." "How could you not tell us you were in beauty pageants?" "'Cause it's embarrassing." "(laughing):" "It is; it truly is." "Yeah, well..." "Amy writes Little House on the Prairie fan fiction about herself and posts it on the Internet." "No!" "Why?" "What did I do?" "!" "Sorry, I had to get the spotlight off me, and tearing down other women is part of my pageant training." "Okay." "We are reading that right now." "No, please don't." "We got embarrassed tonight." "Come on." "But it's personal." "Why?" "Is it about you and Sheldon?" "(chuckles):" "No." "Oh, my God, it's about her and Sheldon." "It's not about me and Sheldon." "It's about a young woman in the 1800s named Amelia... and the time-traveling physicist named Cooper she falls in love with." "Please show us?" "Please?" "No." "You know I'm gonna read it either way." "AMY (scoffs):" "Good luck finding it." "(gasps)" "Amelia and... the time-trav..." "Found it!" "(chuckles)" ""It was just past dawn on the prairie," ""and like every morning," ""Amelia prepared to do her chores." "Except something about this morning felt different."" "Why?" "Why did it feel different?" ""Maybe it was the first whisper of winter in the air," ""or maybe it was the unconscious handsome man" ""with porcelain skin and curious clothing" ""she was about to discover lying in the field." ""A man who would open her mind" ""to new possibilities and her body to new feelings."" "(Penny and Bernadette squealing)" "You know, there was a time when I was alone and had no friends." "I'm starting to miss that." "He still hasn't responded." "What's taking him so long?" "Do you really want him to write back?" "Yeah, I do." "No matter how he responds," "I am going to destroy him with a picture of a bored cat saying, "Oh, really?"" "Me-wow." "What are you doing?" "I've, uh, created some other user accounts so I can post positive comments about their paper." ""This wee li'l bairn of a theory nearly blew my kilt off"?" "No." "You have to read it how Dr. Angus McDoogal of the University of Edinburgh would." "(Scottish accent):" ""This wee li'l bairn of a theory nearly blew me kilt off."" "(gasps) He wrote back!" ""Cooper and Hofstadter resorting to juvenile attempts at humor" ""is proof they have nothing to back up their ridiculous paper." ""It should come as no surprise" ""given they work at Cal Tech, essentially a technical school, where even the physicists are basically engineers."" "(gasps) "Engineers"!" "Do you know how insulting that is?" "Yes." "Guys, this person's just going out of their way to get a rise out of you." "Yeah, but it's still so aggravating." "Yeah, well, all the other comments said really nice things." "Focus on those." "Yeah." "Dr. Dmitri Plancovik of Moscow University said," "(Russian accent):" ""Dis paper great." "I love it more than 'wodka."." "See?" "Better with the accent." "SHELDON:" "And... send." "What did you write?" "I'm done hiding from bullies." "I'm taking this into the real world." "What does that mean?" "I told him we'll meet him face-to-face anytime, anywhere." "Are you crazy?" "You don't know who this person is." "Delete that!" "Come on, Sheldon!" "Oh, okay, okay, calm down." "(electronic tones play)" "(gasps) It's him!" "He's trying to video chat." "Perhaps I shouldn't have taken this into the real world." "Oh, really?" "PENNY: "'Time travel?" "I don't understand, '" ""said Amelia." "Cooper stared at her." "'Which rd don't you understand, time or travel?" "'"" "Wow, even in your fantasies Sheldon's kind of exhausting." "He's like that in the beginning, so she can change him." "It's called good writing." "And wishful thinking." ""It stung Amelia" ""when he spoke to her this way." ""In her little one-room schoolhouse," ""she was always the smartest student," ""regularly besting the boys in her class," ""but this was no boy in front of her..." ""this was a man." "Here we go." ""Cooper told Amelia" ""about all the strange and incredible things" ""the future would hold, like computers" ""and living past 30." ""He asked her if she had any questions." ""All she longed to ask was" ""if his heart was beating as fast as hers," ""but she was too afraid to hear the answer."" "Oh, Amelia." ""So instead she asked if, in the future," "Montana ever became a state."" "In the 1800s that was considered flirting." "I'm so sick of people being mean on the Internet." "Well, I think the anonymity makes everyone feel like they can say things they'd never say to your face." "Interesting." "I can't think of a single thing" "I wouldn't say to someone's face." "Never noticed that about you." "You know what?" "A-At least you guys did something." "You know, you-you had a theory, you wrote a paper, you made an actual contribution." "All guys like this do is just stand on other people's work." "He's right." "I say we call this person back." "We've got no reason to hide." "All right, do it." "Call him." "Let's find out what this loser's ever accomplished." "Click it with me." "One, two, three..." "Click." "Click." "(line ringing)" "(mechanized voice):" "Well, hello there." "Professor Hawking?" "Oh, brother, you should see the look on your faces." "You really didn't like our paper?" "I like your paper very much." "The premise is intriguing." "Then why are you attacking us?" "If you were sitting in a chair for 40 years, you'd get bored, too." "Anyway, got to go." "I promised to help the neighbor kid with his math homework." "Ciao." "Stephen Hawking liked our paper." "(chuckles softly)" "Said the premise is intriguing." "Good to see you again," "Mr. Stephen-Hawking- Liked-Our-Paper." "And you as well, Mr. Our-Premise-Is-Intriguing." "How do you do, Mr. I'll- Admit-That's-Pretty-Cool?" "Yeah, you keep setting me up for failure." ""With a heavy heart," ""Amelia stood before the newly repaired time machine." "She regretted giving Cooper the part he needed."" "Because she wanted him to give her the part she needed." "Okay, that's enough." "What?" "No!" "I really want to know what happens... and Bernadette really, really, really wants to know what happens." "You're just making fun of me." "I was just kidding." "I'm sorry." "And the story's really good!" "No, it is!" "Does he stay?" "Do they kiss?" "Does she find out about Montana?" "Please?" "Fine." ""As Cooper prepared to depart," ""tears filled Amelia's eyes." ""He took her hand in his and said, 'I can't stay," ""but I will never forget you.'" ""He brushed his fingers against her cheek," ""then quickly stepped into the machine." ""'Please don't go, ' she whispered." ""But it was too late." ""The engine hummed to life." "But they didn't even kiss." "AMY:" ""She turned away," ""wiping her eyes." ""She couldn't bear to watch" ""her one chance at true love disappear forever." ""Then... she felt a strong hand on her shoulder" ""spin her around." ""It was Cooper." "(gasps)" "(whispers):" "Yes!" ""'What about the future?" "' asked Amelia." ""He looked deeply into her eyes and whispered," ""'There is no future without you.'" ""He pulled her in close." ""She began to tremble all over." "She felt his warm breath..."" "You will not believe what Stephen Hawking just said." "PENNY:" "Get out!" "BERNADETTE:" "Not now!" "Is the water warm enough?" "Given the fact that you took the time to build a wood fire, draw the water from the well and heat it, it would be rude to complain." "But since you asked, it's a little nippy." "I can fix that." "I couldn't help but notice your unusual undergarments." "They're not undergarments." "They're Underoos." "Where I come from, they're known as" ""underwear that's fun to wear."" "And what's the significance of the spider?" "Oh, that represents Spider-Man." "He does whatever a spider can." "There's a lot of rhyming in the future, isn't there?" "LEONARD:" "You're right." "This is even weirder than I thought." "You want me to stop reading?" "Are you kidding?" "No, no." ""As he stood for Amelia to dry him..."" "So, tell me, Cooper... are the ways of physical love different in the future?" "Yeah, okay, I'm good." "Sync, corrected by elderman @elder_man" | {
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"Retranslated English subs by primitive_man" "I have grown old" "It's so long since I last dreamed of Master Zhu" "My ideas of education, musics, humanity and harmony can be fullfilled only in times to comes..." "Follow me..." "Master Kong, you may bow inside" "Announcing Master Kong Qiu, the Mayor of ZhongDu" "Announcing His Majesty!" "Welcome, Kong Qiu..." "Your humble servant, Kong Qiu Greets Your Majesty" "Greetings, Kong Qiu" "I have heard many good things though you've been mayor of ZhongDu for only one year the streets are safer, homes more secure..." "Your majesty" "As I said at the observing of the ritual of Zhou" ""A year would show progress, three years would show much more"" "I would like to see your policies applied througout the Kingdom of Lu" "I have not the authority, and therefore can't presume..." "This will change I'll appoint you to a higher position." "Lord Ji Yiru has just died" "His eldest son, Ji Sunsi has become" "Minister and Chief General of the Army... so the post of Minister of Law is vacant" "Many nobles families want their own nominees... but I'm inclined to appoint you." "I cannot presume to be worthy" "I will support you." "You and your disciples could civilize the Kingdom of Lu" "You could challenge those you've called unworthy in the past." "Do you dare accept this challenge?" "My Lord, A slave has escaped!" "What?" "Who is it?" "It's PingZi... the late lord's favorite servant" "He is Qi Sigong!" "That child!" "My father ordered that this boy be buried with him!" "Find him!" "There!" "Prepare your poisoned arrows now!" "Help!" "Master!" "Master ... help me, please!" "Teacher, in your opinion would the kingdom of Lu be stronger by emulating the Dukedom of Qui?" "Your Majesty" "The people of Qi obey the law" "Out of their fear of punishment" "If we respect the law because we are civil, honest, have integrity and dignity,..." "isn't this better?" "When honourable men are chosen to be officers.." "theft and corruption disappear." "Men who care for their parents and children also care for others." "Men would perform their duties." "Women would be given a home and family..." "Orphans, widows, the old, the sick and the weak could be tended to." "People will live and work cheerfully." "Universal peace and harmony will reign!" "Mother!" "Mother!" "Mother!" "Wake up!" "Don't close it!" "Open the door!" "Let me out, please!" "Prepare the meal" "Your father has returned" "How do you know?" "I heard his voice" "He'll be surprised I've brought you to see him" "Hurry, take this to him" "Father!" "You're back" "You've been gone for half of the day!" "Mother and I have been worried." "You haven't eaten yet?" "You must be hungry." "Don't be afraid!" "Who are you?" "I am..." "Qi Sigong" "Child..." "Teacher" "Yan Hui, call a doctor, quick!" "Hurry, please..." "What's this all about?" "Teacher" "As I came here the troops of Ji Family were chasing this little slave." "So I rescued him." "He was a burial-slave" "The Ji's troops want him back." "Teacher, let's avoid trouble" "I can leave him with my brother in law in the Kingdom of Wei" "This might be better for everyone" "No, Zilu, he will stay here." "Seeing injustice.." "and not extending help is cowardice." "Lord Ji Sunsi will be furious." "Zilu" "You did the right thing" "What do you thing you're doing?" "Who are you?" "General Gong Sang Niu" " The BiYi Citadel." "Search the area" "Mr. Gong San" "Teacher" "Kong Qiu" "What do you want?" "It's reported that an escaped slave is hiding here" "If you don't hand him over to us it may damage your relation with the Minister" "Minister Kong, can we speak in private?" "Minister Kong, I hate the arrogance of the three Noble Familys." "And today, I could report that I found nothing" "You and I should be..." "friends... partners..." "Together we could rule the kingdom." "Now, tell me..." "What say you?" "Our paths are different, we do not work under the same principles." "It's getting late, you should be on your way" "Come!" "My lord and Ministers" "Everyone has come to observe the Winter Sacrifice" "But before we can begin" "A strange occurrence demands explanation" "Yesterday, the officer responsible for the sacrifice of birds reported that one of the ten pheasants" "bred for the ceremony has pecked off its own tail" "So, today I must seek your exalted opinions" "Ought we to cancel the ceremony?" "Or make a delay?" "I wish to speak" "You can speak, Su Sunwu" "In my opinion, since the Winter Sacrifice marks the most important sacrifice at year end it must not be delayed or cancelled!" "We address the gods through this ceremony" "The omen reflects a message from Heaven therefore, the pheasant should be set free." "To fly from the sacrifice!" "To do otherwise would be disrespectful to the Spirit!" "We must obey the will of heaven" "And allow this bird to live!" "Kong Qiu, what is your view?" "Your Majesty" "Your humble servant fully agree with Minister Shu." "Then..." "Ministers?" "Your humble servants also agree with the two Minister's." "Since all are in agreement." "So be it!" "Let the pheasant be released into the mountain forests." "Your Majesty, your humble servant wishes to speak" "Speak" "I request an end to the evil ritual of burying living beings with their deceased Master." "Kong Qiu, Why request this now?" "Because today, your humble servant is pleading for a little slave's life." "Which little slave?" "Bring him." "Uncle" "Isn't that the slave who ran away from your home?" "Kong Qiu" "He was my family's slave and you took him into your house!" "How dare of you!" "Teacher" "Minister Ji, please pardon him" "This boy should not accompany" "Lord Ji Yiru to the grave" "Don't you always approve of observing our ancient traditions?" "This is one of them!" "Minister Ji" "Benevolence is love for our fellows!" "A ritual murder is still murder!" "Lord Shu" "You showed benevolence towards a pheasant" "I ask you, will you speak up for this wounded boy?" "Today, we're here to discuss the Winter Sacrifice." "This matter is unrelated." "There is a close relationship!" "The "Zhou Book of Ethics" tells us 'value human life above all.'" "The burial of slaves is a wicked practise." "It's been outlawed since the Zhou Dynasty" "The Kingdom of Lu is the ancient home of the Duke of Zhu" "And known for its ethics." "We should be innovative and abandon outdated traditions" "Your Majesty, everybody!" "I, Kong Qiu, on my own life" "I ask you spare this young slave" "Kong Qiu" "It was Lord Yiru's dying wish that those he loved should die with him" "It's not cruel to bury this slave" "Rather, it demonstrates the Minister's filial piety, and his love." "General Gong, I know" "You served Lord Yuri for years" "I heard him say many times that he could not live without you" "Yes!" "That's right." "Given how close you were to him he must still need you now he's passed to the next life!" "If you were willing to accompany your lord in death" "I could not object you to taking this little slave with you." "You!" "Can you say anything?" "You!" "Bastard!" "It seems the General is not willing to serve his master beyond the grave" "He imposes on others that which he'll not impose on himself" "Your Majesty, I have no more to say" "The scholar's words are profound" "My decision...?" "Approved, release him" "You will never have to back to the Ji's house" "Second bow" "Boy..." "Don't cry, stand up" "Qi Sigong." "What's wrong?" "Are you okay?" "I am not crying" "May I really stay here?" "Yes, today is a special day!" "Zilu, let's get some drink" "Master!" "Ziqian, Boniu, help me fetch the wine." "Boy, come here" "This is now your home" "All of these are your brothers" "They will take care of you" "Thank you, teacher." "We're family now" "Teacher, I could hardly believe it when Minister Ji accepted your proposal." "Here comes the wine" "Come." "What about you?" "I have this!" "Very well." "Drink deeply." "Cheers!" "It tastes horrid." "Your Highness" "Making Kong Qiu a Minister with huge authority with surely strengthen the Kingdom of Lu" "And their strength threaten the Dukedom of Qi" "Lu's strength is a threat to Qi?" "For almost a hundred years" "All rulers of Qi have dreamed of.." "..conquering Lu and clearing our way to the western border" "Kong Qiu has already asserted his authority in the Lu court" "Your Highness, perhaps we should celebrate." "A meeting... to congratulate Lu." "We could invite the King of Lu and Kong Qiu to meet at our border" "Kong Qiu is a man of literature - not familiar with military affairs!" "He knows about Ethics, not bravery!" "During the meeting, we take the King of Lu hostage then force the ruler and the three Noble Families to submit to Qi's will." "An excellent proposal!" "Minister Li, prepare a formal invitation to the King of Lu about a meeting in Jiagu on forming an alliance." "Despatch it immediately." "Your Will, Hignness." "This meeting at Jiagu is my first challenge as a Minister" "It is a matter of honour or humiliation, win or lose" "And it could have significant consequences!" "Yan Hui" "His Majesty agrees that you should take charge of the ceremony ensure both parties have equal ground." "No disrespect must be allowed!" "Yes, Teacher." "Zilu" "Teacher" "You and ZiGong will be the only men with swords at the meeting." "Guard His Majesty carefully, regardless of what happens." "Understood!" "Ran Qiu" "Teacher" "Go in advance to Jiagu ...inspect the area around the meeting place seek out any places where..." "What do you wish me to do, teacher?" "Teacher, the military commanders are here" "Our respects, Minister of Law" "Ok." "Qi specified the place for the alliance talks" "It's a mountain ravine a dead end" "I would like chariots nearby in case we need them" "Minister, we're based in a barracks" "We've only carriages at our command, no war chariots!" "Minister Ji and" "General GongShan Niu control them all." "Minister" "The Prime Minister and General Gong are holding an archery tournament in BiYi" "Very well" "Then I will have to visit them there!" "Teacher, we're approaching BiYi" "Teacher, it's said that BiYi Citadel has more mounted soldier and slaves than any other city of Lu" "Be advised those who shirked labor will be dragged out and put on public display" "Compete at what?" "Archery" "Please" "The meeting between Lu and Qi is a serious matter" "Can your Lordship provide army chariots to protect our king?" "To show our might" "How many?" "500 chariots" "Isn't it supposed to be an alliance meeting?" "Why do you need such a show of force?" "As the Duke of Zhou taught us always 'backup Words with Force'" "Qi is a barbarous country which has long wanted to conquer Lu, so we must be prepared" "We must be prepared!" "Ok." "Let us have a match" "My teacher respectfully requests a match and drinks to your health." "If you win, I'll grant you" "500 chariots" "The archery match will begin" "Enter the shooting area" "You have my word" "If you win, they're yours" "If you lose, you'll get nothing" "Agreed" "A pure heart makes a pure shot" "Right, full score" "A new Minister with high ambitions" "You woundn't think BiYi Citadel walls - more than 18 feet high... were built to conceal the injustices the violence... and rampant tyranny that" "puts Tigers to shame!" "Prime Minister, has this escaped your notice?" "Now, Master Ji" "May I ask how Lu stands today?" "it might be that the Ji Family's real enemy lies within and not across it's borders." "I hear you had no father" "Who taught you shooting skills?" "My father was a warrior, he left this world before his time" "A diligent student needs no teacher ..." "I taught myself" "Good" "Right wins" "Thanks Prime Minister" "So you need 500 chariots for the alliance talks" "Ask him yourself, General Gong." "We have a kingdom because we have an army!" "Who raised and trained that army?" "Not your King of Ly, It was my BiYi Citadel!" "Why should I turn over my chariots to you?" "So that you can march my army into the desert and starve them!" "Come!" "You see, my words don't necessarily count" "I will give you the order" "But you have to figure out the rest by yourselves" "Teacher" "Halt" "Your Majesty!" "Teacher!" "Greetings, Your Majesty and Teacher." "Have General Gong's army moved?" "I don't know what happened" "Not one soldier has moved yet ...that can't be correct?" "Ji Sunsi ordered them" "Why didn't they follow us?" "Put our second plan into effect." "Immediately!" "Sir!" "Go" "Kong Qiu, Qi has brought so much cavalry" "Is there anything to concern be concerned about?" "Rest assured, Your Majesty, we're prepared." "Since Qi is host and Lu is guest, we bid the Nobles of Qi to descend..." "Your Highest, you do not need to descend" "We invite the King of Lu to ascend" "Your Majesty" "Lu is the guest and Qi is the host" "The Zhou Ritual mandate that Qi Nobles should descend" "Qi is the Head of the Alliance" "How could we dishonour our guests?" "Your Highness, Qi and Lu share a close relationship" "Our ruler has come to rebuild our brotherly alliance" "Please" "Please" "It is our desire to rebuild friendships and forever abandon war" "Although the two kingdoms don't share the same surname we are like brothers." "After this alliance the two countries - as one." "What Master Li said is interesting" "All the people in the whole world are one family" "The Ministers and officers are just the servants of our kings" "Therefore, both of your Excellencies have the responsibility to protect our Emperor Zhou's dynasty" "Excellencies, your humble servant advises..." "When this alliance is formed" "Each state must commit to aiding the other," "Should Qi one day find itself at war" "Lu would be asked to provide 500 chariots to supplement our army" "Excellent idea!" "Excellencies" "Your humble servant would also like to make a request" "An alliance between us should be found on sincerity." "We have a request!" "The return of the Three Cities of Whenshang ... won from Lu 30 years ago in war" "Let me think upon this request" "Your Majesty" "Your Majesty" "A gentlemen's word is golden, your highness" "Thanks for returning our land to us, let's drink to it" "Kong Qiu, it seems that you and your Master have no a plan to leave here today" "Take a look" "Yan Hui" "Your Highness" "Today, we came here in peace" "We only brought 10 chariots with us" "But to safeguard the negotiation from any unforeseen threats another 500 more chariots are waiting nearby" "Need we summon them here?" "Take a look!" "Your Majesty the advance party is here" "500 chariots are following me to Jiagu" "We await your order" "Minister Li" "Do you want to see this ravine run with blood?" "If this is the way you demonstrate friendship as a head of an alliance who will ever again trust the Dukedom of Qi?" "Why are you still standing here?" "Dismiss the troops!" "King of Lu" "King of Lu" "Please forgive my Minister's shameful act" "May the alliance between us last forever" "We made use of 100 Ox carts to scare off Qi's 500 chariots" "Another triumph for our teacher" "Teacher has always said" ""Military planning need to be innovative and come with surprise"" "Come on, there are drinks awaiting us." "Lady!" "What?" "Has she gone missing again?" "Sir, the prince has stormed into the palace and is arguing with His Majesty again" "Our Lady can't be found anywhere" "She not here!" "Then what can we do?" "This is awful!" "Ok, Let's go back" "Go" "Father, I'm almost forty!" "I've been a prince for almost 20 years" "You're getting old and our kingdom is stagnating" "But you just won't let go, will you?" "Kong Qiu in Lu has a saying" ""Women and servants are hard to educate"" "But how could you allow a woman to be involved in state affair and control it" "Madam, you are back..." "Your Majesty" "What so important that the prince needed to see you in such in a hurry!" "There's a message from General GongShan Niu" "I wasn't asking you!" "This GongShan Niu, he's an army general" "For the Ji family in Lu" "He wants to know" "If we'll give him refuge in our kingdom" "So Wei is to become a haven for cast-offs now?" "That's exactly why I didn't approve" "GongShan Niu is ready to serve us" "Why can't we give him refuge?" "Giving him refuge gains no benefit for the Kingdom of Wei" "GongShan Niu has served the Ji family for many years, and the Late Ji Yiru was good to him" "Not only the BiYi Citadel was granted to him, taxes were exempted for years" "And now he turn his back on his Boss" "What use a turncoat like that?" "I could control him" "Learn to control yourself first!" "The kingdom of Lu and Wei depend on each other for their survival" "If we took GongShan Niu wouldn't we offend Lu?" "Have you forgotten?" "The mighty Kingdom of Jin is to our west the Kingdom of Chu is to the South" "We have enemies on four sides!" "If we lose our main ally" "What then?" "Get out" "Next time, do not ..." "If there's a next time you'll no longer be the prince of Wei" "The prince can't even weigh up gains and losses" "How can I make him the regent?" "Invite Kong Qiu here to teach your prince" "Then Wei will be safe" "Your Majesty please write a formal invitation to Master Kong." "Do you think Kong Qiu would come?" "Master Kong's genius is not recognized by the three Noble Families in Lu" "Our invitation will be seen as recognisation of his skills" "If he comes, that's great!" "If he doesn't..." "Lu will put him to better use." "Lu will prosper, and will bring Qi to heel" "That will suit us too..." "What is this?" "Two invitations from both Wei and Qi" "Perhaps we should better use Kong Qiu's genius or others will take him." "So, how should we employ him?" "One moment..." "Kong Qiu has no proper line of ancestry!" "Your Majesty gave him a role in court less than a year ago" "First he was the mayor of ZhongDu" "Then he was appointed Minister of Law" "Now we're supposed to promote him even higher?" "Does Your Majesty plan to make him a living god?" "At the Lu-Qi alliance meeting Kong Qiu regained territory and enhanced our national prestige" "The whole country praise him for that" "Kong Qiu was born a commoner, however your father had admitted he's the offspring of a Song noble family." "He won back the Three Cities without using a soldier or chariot" "He may be a mere commoner but his idea of civility in government works!" "When my father died." "Kong Qiu was made the Minister of Law" "Now I could vacate the post of Interior Minister for him if the emperor approves," "I would serve as the Prime Minister" "Very well!" "I am glad our Prime Minister respects genius as much as I" "Good" "This is wonderful" "Now's the time for genius!" "When countries are in turmoil!" "Besides Kong Qiu, most of his disciples are available to serve our country." "Master Kong, this is an outdated tradition." "Our spy in the palace has reported that" "Minister of the Interior Kong Qiu is now focusing on government work" "He's building the Wuzi high platform" "He claims the platform is built to protect us from flooding, doesn't he?" "Yes, that is what he's said" "I do not trust him and" "I think he has other things in mind" "Kong Qiu is a mere commoner" "His Majesty appointed him Minister of Law" "Now he's appointed him Acting Interor Minister" "Uncle, there has to be a conspriracy here" "He did not... did not eat again" "Cut off your tongue if you stammer again" "Out!" "Sir!" "Zhongni, I've made some new black ink for you" "It won't easily wash off, hmm, let me test it." "Very well" "Teacher, the petition is ready." "Please take a look." "Excellent!" "Gong Boliao, ready my cart" "It's so late!" "Where are you going?" "This is urgent, I need to go to the palace." "Wake up!" "Gong Boliao" "Do not disturb me" "Rotten wood is hard to carve, let him sleep." "You have been working all day, until midnight" "This is hard" "If it's for the betterment of Lu's citizens, I don't mind" "Teacher you've ordered city walls to be demolished" "Won't the Three Noble Families rebel" "Against your authority?" "It's time to raze the power of the Three Families" "If we raze, do it quickly" "Teacher, It would be dangerous to do so" "Yes Teacher, really dangerous" "You should give it more consideration" "Consider what?" "Disciples, my late teacher Master ZiChan had two fine sayings" "Remember them all your life..." ""Put your country ahead of yourself"" ""Yes, as an officer the burden is heavy, the road is long" ""So maintain your strength of spirit"" "What we're doing now is not for the short term." "Minister of the Interor Kong Qiu to see His Majesty" "Tomorrow in court," "I will call for "Razing the Three City Walls"" ""Razing?" What exactly does that mean?" "When the Duke of Zhou ruled these lands, it was established ... that no fiefdom should build walls around its city higher than 18 feet" "The aim was to prevent the nobles from abrogating power to themselves" "But in recent decades, these three noble families have turned their cities into their own fiefdoms ...and so their city walls have grown." "I humbly propose that the walls of these three cities be razed and to break up these fiefdoms." "That is a serious matter" "It will stir up discontent." "Can you win this?" "If you fail you'll unleash chaos." "Your humble servant did a fortune reading" "The reading was "Headless Dragon"" "That's very auspicious" "To strengthen the throne, the power of the nobles must be reduced we must cut off the dragon's head." "Serve my man here with the best wine and meal" "Thank you Minister, thank you" "Didn't I say this would happen?" "It's vicious" "Razing the city walls!" "To undermine our strength!" "Kong Qiu wants to bring down the Three Noble Families" "Our fiefdoms?" "Have we fiefdoms?" "Maybe Meng's fiefdom still belongs to Meng" "Your fieldom belongs to you or General Hou Fan?" "Is BiYi still mine?" "Kong Qiu want to demolish them" "Fine!" "That would benefit us" "Uncle, what should we do now?" "Laozhi taugh us" "If you want to gain, you must first give!" "We support Kong Qiu" "Raze their city walls!" "Faster!" "We must reach BiYi tonight to see General Gongshan Niu" "Come on!" "Peck it!" "Urgent Report from the city of Houyi" "Acting Interior Minister" "Read it." "Yes, sir." ""Hou Fan, Rebel General of the Shusun Wu's terrorists has escaped from Houyi" "The armies of Shusun and Zigao have torn down their walls successfully"" "Excellent!" "Well done." "We caught them by surprise" "The Minister must be congratulated on his victory!" "Come, drink... today we must celebrate!" "It's not over yet" "Hou Fan will continue his resistance" "Minister, we must ensure that Shusun and Zigao tear down the walls quickly or the rebels will regroup behind them!" "As I arrived in the city," "I saw Zilu and his army encamped nearby" "BiYi is about to have its walls razed, you need a plan." "They can come and tear down the walls, then the Capital will not be protected" "My plan is to take over the capital," "Execute Kong Qiu and banish the Three Noble Families!" "Halt!" "We orders to check all carts!" "Don't you recognize the Ji's banner?" "We are delivering the land taxes from BiYi to the Palace" "Open the gates!" "The Minister of Law has ordered that all carts be inspected" "Seize the Duke of Lu, Slay Kong Qiu!" "Seize the King, slay Kong Qiu, banish the three noble families" "Kill them all!" "General Gongshan, the King is not at the Palace!" "Where is he?" "He's sought refuge with the Ji Family" "Find the King!" "Open the gate!" "Open it!" "In such a key moment, where is Minister Ji?" "He's out hunting." "Your Majesty." "Follow me please" "Your Majesty, be careful" "Don't go head to head with them for 2 hours" "Lead the rebels to the Wuzi Platform" "Yes sir!" "Ji picked a good time for hunting!" "Quick!" "Kill them all!" "King of Lu, Kong Qiu, Three Noble Families, hear this..." "Today, in the name of Lord Ji Yiru, under heavens mandate" "I will eradicate those that go against the will of heaven!" "Destroy them!" "March on!" "Seize the King, slay Kong Qiu!" "Retreat!" "Pull" "Fire!" "I Report, Minister!" "Gongshan Niu and his rebels were defeated and he's retreating from the capital." "Uncle, an urgent report from the capital it's just as you thought" "Gongshan Niu was defeated at the Wuzi Platform" "Then what are you waiting for?" "Send the troops in..." "capture GongShan Niu, alive." "Sir!" "Take Gongshan Niu alive!" "Pull" "Release!" "Pull!" "Release!" "Nobody is demolishing my Ghengyi" "Why?" "Chengyi stands right on the border between Qi and Lu" "Its high walls protect us against the invasion of Qi it must not be razed!" "How could you break your own word?" "Didn't you approve the razing of the wall of our three noble families?" "Let him finish" "Kong Qiu has reclaimed the three cities of Wen Shang" "Three cities which used to belong to your family" "But were they returned to you?" "No, they now belong to the Duke of Lu" "Kong Qiu has removed General Hou Fan from Houyi... and who's the new Governor?" "Zigao, Kong Qiu's disciple." "and BiYi, has it been returned to your family?" "No!" "You have nothing." "Zilu, another disciple of Kong Qiu, is the Governor of BiYi." "So?" "Now if they take over Chengyi... again the'd give it to the Duke of Lu" "Will there be any land or city left to us?" "You Ministers, are you really willing to give the kingdom back to the Duke of Lu and Kong Qiu?" "Acting Interior Minister" "By the order of the Prime Minister" "No one is allowed in" "Please wait here, I will make a request" "Teacher, these are Meng and Shu's carriages" "Master, Kong Qiu is requesting to enter" "I don't want to see him!" "They're all inside" "Teacher" "I'm sure these are Meng and Shu's carriages" "Teacher!" "Come!" "Let's drink" "All of you should drink more" "Attention!" "After the walls are razed, we will truly become one family" "Am I right?" "Father" "How far is the Qi army from our border?" "Less than 30 miles" "The Duke of Qi has sent an ambassador, Li Chu and some gifts" "Gifts?" "What's gifts?" "80 dancing girls..." "and more than 100 horses" "Has Li Chu made any demands?" "That Kong Qiu must be dismissed!" "To the palace, we must see his Majesty tonight" "The Acting Interior Minister is here!" "Your Majesty" "We cannot pull back now!" "We've won back two of the three cities, how can we leave the last?" "Do you know?" "Li Chu has amasses 30,000 Qi troops on our border... ready to invade!" "Once they form an alliance with the city of Chengyi we will be surrounded." "But the razing of the three cities is a proclaimed policy, Your Majesty!" "Those with high principle would die to protect their belief" "It's wrong to beg for one's life but to compromise your principles?" "Who'll be left to care about ethics if we're defeated in battle?" "Victory and defeat are what matter, not ethics." "Do you recall?" "My father, Prince Zhao was driven out of Lu by the three families and died in exile." "If the three families turn against me now my fate will be much worse than his." "Your Majesty!" "Say no more!" "For the past 100 days, I have supported you... as have the Ji family." "Last night, Ji came to see me" "His words implied more than they said." "Once the demolition campaign reaches the City of Chengyi" "The Qi Army will seize the opportunity to march in" "With an army of 30,000 they will turn the world into chaos!" "Kong Qiu, Kong Qiu..." "You should follow my example sometimes play a little stupid..." "Didn't your teacher the revered Laozi say..." ""Accomplish all tasks with subtlety"?" "Kong Qiu, today the worlds not in order." "Everything is chaos." "Yet you insist on praticing your ethics, musics, humanity and harmony?" "I feel ashamed" "I've achieved nothing." "Then just let go!" "Fame and Authority are desired by all but one should not possess them for long..." "Then what should I, your pupil, do?" "After all, one cannot hang useless on the wall, like a empty wine gourd not contributing to this world." "How do you know that by doing nothing you're not doing something?" "The soft and flexible remain and nothing is as soft as water and yet the agressive and the forceful never triumph over it." "Survivors always resemble water... the Master's words are profound, but I am loyal to my choosen path." "The Master's way is magnificent and shapeless it trancends the cosmos" "And is not constrained to the material world" "My way, however, is within mankind!" "Then you should not mind the lack of understanding by others" "Unlike the rich," "I have no gold to give only this simple advice." "The sacrifice for the "Year End Ceremony" is over" "Has the sacrificial meat been distributed to everybody?" "Yes, it has." "And as you ordered... none went to Kong Qiu's household." "Father" "Have some of this" "No point in waiting" "I don't think we will be getting sacrificial meat this year" "My lord" "What is it?" "My teacher wishes to talk to the the King" "His Majesty has no time for him" "Give this to Kong Qiu" "Don't say I sent it." "tell him it comes from his Majesty himself" "Kong Qiu is a clever man, when he see this he will understand" "Yes, Master, I'll take it to him now" "And this coin" "Enough to buy yourself a piece of good land" "Go now, understand?" "Yes, sir!" "Come" "Stable the horses from Qi" "It's going to rain soon" "Yes, sir." "Untie the horses and stable them." "Father!" "Gong Boliao came back" "The King told him to bring this to you" "a parted jade ..." "Father, why would the king send this?" "Parted jade ..." "A parting gift" "Someone wants me to leave" "Did this come from the King himself?" "That's what he said, Father" "Gong Boliao handed this to me and then left" "He said he wouldn't be back." "When you get a chance, return this costume of ritual with its crown to the King" "Father this crown symbolized ethics" "It has always been something you treasured most" "It's no longer important..." "Father, please wait until the rain stops" "Please at least wait for your disciples" "Take care of your mother!" "Teacher" "Yan Hui... how did you get here?" "The Teacher is the body, and I am the shadow" "I will stay with my teacher until the end" "To be honest, I've no idea where I'm going" "Teacher!" "Yan Hui, you're very talented" "You'll have no trouble finding a good position in court" "If you come with me, you will have to leave your home and family behind" "You will regret it" "No!" "Never!" "Yan Hui, look..." "There're only dusty roads ahead... little prospect for a life of fortune" "Only a vast wilderness..." "Aren't you afraid?" "Tell me, what have I done wrong?" "May I speak?" "Of course!" "Teacher, you were wrong to have put all your faith in the King" "Teacher, you told me once, that if a man cannot change the world then he should try to change himself." "Good, well said." "The humanity I taught is before me, why should I complain." "Teacher, Ran Qiu and I had to finish work before we could come, hence our delay!" "That's right, Teacher!" "Look!" "We've brought all your scrolls" "Teacher, who will drive your cart if I'm not around?" "Besides, nobody would dare to to be rude to my Teacher with me alongside you!" "That's true" "Teacher" "Who would have thought he'd snore louder than I do" "Let's go" "The Kingdom of Wei is in front of us" "In the name of His Majesty and his Lady I greet Scholar Kong" "The Kingdom of Wei welcomes you." "Master Kong, what is your impression of Wei so far?" "Compared to Lu, Wei has a larger population" "Yes, a large population makes it more difficult to govern and has more potential for chaos" "Tell me, how shall I govern in order to reduce the chaos?" "By making sure the people all have a prosperous life" "The vast majority of them are prosperous" "And yet there are signs of social disorder everywhere" "Then they must lack good social, moral surroundings ...the people need to be educated" "Well said!" "The Master is truly a sage!" "I hereby invite the scholar to teach in our country" "Also, land will be provided to build a school for this purpose, together with 60,000 stones of grains every year, that should be enough, shouldn't it?" "Thank you, Your Majesty!" "There is one other matter that I would like your advice on" "As you can see," "Our Wei is vulnerable on all four sides" "Everyone of our neighbors wants to conquer us" "So, I'd like to invite you to train Wei's military" "As a wandering exile, dare I even speak of soldiering at all" "But I have heard elsewhere... that the Master is knowledgeable in warfare" "If Your Majesty speaks of sacrifical rituals" "I do claim to have some knowledge of them" "But on military matters," "I'm afraid they're not my speciality at all" "So be it." "But there's one thing you absolutely must agree to" "Your humble servant is a guest here, your wish is my command" "My royal consort Nanzi is eager to see you" "You won't say no, will you?" "Yes, My lord." "Better not to see her" "Does the teacher not know that Nanzi has a bad reputation?" "The woman is great beauty" "But she is a succubus" "She had a bad reputation in the Kingdom of Wei" "Teacher" "You don't know her history" "She was raised in the house of Song's ruler" "In Song, she had an affair with the prince, there was a scandal..." "This kind of gossip is trivial" "Do you know who manages the Kingdom of Wei now?" "The King?" "Who else?" "I don't think so..." "Wei's internal politics are chaotic, there're many seats of power" "But I can see that the real power behind the throne is Nanzi" "What kind of a man is this Kong Qiu" "In my view, he's just a poor, disheveled scholar ...a bookworm full of ethics and music." "Poor he may be, but we could build alliances." "Kong Qiu is a worthy man so you must treat him well" "I still hope one day, to ask him to teach our prince" "I have already promised him 60,000 stones of corn a year!" "Please be seated, Master" "Our Lady will be here soon" "Your humble servant Kong Qiu greets Our Lady" "You are the famous scholar Kong Qiu?" "Scholar Kong, please be seated." "Thank you, our Lady" "One of your axioms is "true benevolence is the love of mankind"" "Does this "benevolence"" "extend to a woman with a reputation like mine?" "I've heard that you're teaching "The Book of Odes" here" "Yes, I am" "I also love poetry" "There is one poem" ""Beauty is what a man seeks ...even when starving"" "Could you tell me what that means?" "The poem means that a mans soul needs more than purely physical nourishment" "Of the 300 poems in "The Book of Odes"" "so many speak of love!" "We can use one sentence to explain all 300 poems" ""In true love, there is no evil"" "Since I was a child, I have loved poetry" "Will you take me as your student?" "I have taken on a new student in Wei, his name is Bu Shang" "Although still quite young, he is a prodigy" "While studying "The Book of Odes" under me, he has shown much insight" "So I humbly recommend that he become your study-companion" "Our Ministers consider your theories of civility in government to be impracticable" "Do you truly believe they can work?" "Ruling with civility will benefit the state, its community, and its people" "Why couldn't it be put into practice?" "Without civility, a state will descent into chaos" "It's human nature to be lascivious and greedy." "and rage wars to these ends" "Since this is human nature it'll be quite a task to overcome them" "Then it'll be the true measure of a man's worth" "Master, do you believe a man should have a good moral character?" "And is it important to you?" "It is my belief that when one has a life of civility in the morning, giving up life in the evening, is easier." "Teacher, will you stay longer in our country so we can meet again?" "That would be inconvenient" "Why 'inconvenient'?" "For I have never encountered anyone who loves virtue as much as they love beauty." "Worldly people could probably understand the master's sufferings," "But few will ever truly grasp the depth and breath of those sufferings..." "It seems we should leave Wei now" "Why's that?" "This land will soon descend into chaos" "Worldly people could probably understand the master's sufferings," "But few will ever truly grasp the depth and breath of those sufferings..." "Scholar Kong is here, let's go and look at him" "Second bow, third bow ..." "Teacher, you may commence your class" "Poetry, books, ethics, music, these must be studied by all men" "So today we start to study together" "Dukes treat their ministers with courtesy" "Ministers serve their Duke with loyalty" "If our belief is based on love for our parents and the Emperor the world will be harmonious" "All trades will prosper." "Simply, if we respect our parents we could placate our neighbor countries we should also increase our knowledge, including the names of birds, animals and plants" "This is the order of Commander Huan Kui" "Get out of Song" "Stop" "The Trees falling!" "Watch out!" "Teacher, let's leave here!" "Teacher, let's go" "Excuse me Master, which way to the river crossing?" "The river crossing?" "Who's that man on the cart?" "He is scholar Kong" "Scholar Kong?" "The famous scholar Kong Qiu from Lu?" "Indeed!" "Isn't he supposed to know everything?" "Then he should know where the river crossing is!" "Would it better for you to stay here and farm rather than drifting around with him and you could also avoid the chaos" "That's right!" "Stay here and be a farmer!" "That's right!" "Be a farmer like us." "Let's go" "Move on, we'll ask for directions later" "Fei, is there any news of Kong Qiu?" "They say he spent time in Wei then went to Zheng and is now in Chen" "When the countrys' at war, we miss the good generals and when the countrys in difficulties, we miss our great ministers" "When we talked about an alliance with Qi" "Kong Qiu won back the three city peacefully" "But we sent him into exile" "It's now clear we were misled by Qi" "Now that the Duke of Lu is dead, and a child on his throne" "Qi seizes the chance to invade" "Our strength is no longer what it used to be" "If we go to war, we lack a good commander" "Now, I have a mission for you" "Bring Kong Qiu back to Lu!" "Father, we treated him badly!" "...forced him into exile" "If we invite him back... we'll be a laughing stock!" "Why don't we invite his disciple Ran Qiu back first?" "He is the head pupil of Kong Qiu, and a proven commander." "He'd be more than capable of confronting the Qi Army" "Excellent idea!" "Invite Ran Qiu back at once" "Wake up!" "Quick!" "Teacher, wake up, something terrible has happened" "TWu is invading Chen, we must leave at once" "Have you seen an old foreigner?" "A stranger is outside the city's eastern gate" "Qi's army is at the doorstep of Lu" "Teacher" "Master Ji ask for your consent to allow Ran Qiu return to fight for Lu" "Master" "For the sake of Lu, you must consent" "Teacher, we must not let Ran Qiu go" "Only when they're in trouble, do they think of us" "Remember how they've mistreated us" "How did you find me?" "An old farmer told us he'd seen a foreigner at the east gate" "A forehead resembling King Yao's... shoulders like Zichan's ...the air of an important man, but looking like a stray dog!" "We guessed it must be you" "I don't claim to be an important person and I don't resemble anyone famous" "The old farmer got it just right when he said stray dog though!" "Teacher, you have taugh us to practice what we learn and our motherland is in peril" "The Prime Minister is asking Ran Qiu to return..." "That proves it is a matter of life and death for Lu" "As natives of Lu, we cannot just stand-by and watch" "Well said, Yan Hui" "Lu is in danger, I should allow you to return and save Lu from disaster" "Ran Qiu" "You should go" "I will wait for the good news" "Teacher, once the battle is won" "I will come and bring you back to Lu" "Kill them!" "Greetings, Prime Minister" "Father" "The General has lived up to our expectations" "He has defeated the Qi Army at the battle of Lang" "The Qi Army has retreated back to their side of the border" "I won't disappoint you" "The King will appoint you governor of the three cities of Wen Shang" "Prime Minister, that is not what I desire" "I have one simple request" "Speak" "My Teacher, Master Kong" "He's been wandering for many years without a home and just teaching." "But there's never been a moment when the Kingdom of Lu wasn't in his mind" "Your humble servant only wishes that you send someone to bring him back to Lu" "Well," "I need to talk to his Majesty about that," "And you are truly talented" "Just stay here and take charge of our family affairs" "You don't have to wander around with Kong Qiu" "Look, a nine-tailed sparrow!" "Seeing that sparrow fly past means there must be a village not far ahead" "A village, really?" "That's great!" "We could finally get some food if there is a village" "Let's hurry" "Quick!" "I am starving" "How come there's nobody here" "Looks like another village torched by the army" "You must be tired, let's clean up this place" "I think we can spend the night here" "Teacher, look." "It seems that the Cai army have us trapped in this valley" "Teacher" "I've found a small path at the back of this mountain" "It's very narrow, but I think it may lead down the mountain" "Why don't I go and have a try" "May I could find some food there" "Or we could be lucky and find someone who'll give us help" "You all take a rest and wait for me!" "Zigong, you always find a way!" "Come back early" "Let's go, Zigao" "Father, those who do good are rewarded by heaven." "What wrong have we done to deserve this?" "Why is it?" "that God would want to see us starved and running out of food" "Exactly" "Our teacher has great knowledge" "This is difficult for people to appreciate" "It explains their lack of intelligence" "Teacher has said" "Only when weather becomes freezing" "That we appreciate the strength of the Pines" "Teacher has played his instrument for days" "Yes, he is using music to ease his hunger" "Teacher, you have not eaten for days" "This is the last bowl of horse meat soup" "Drink it please" "Are you alright, brother?" "Brother" "Zilu, drink some soup" "Teacher, I'm fine... you must drink" "Now that I had my share, you have some too" "Let everyone share some" "I am not hungry, you should drink" "Teacher, you're finally awake, Teacher" "Are you alright?" "Teacher, I am late" "You left seven days ago." "If you'd left it one more day..." "You may not have seen us again." "Teacher, you are fine now" "Zigong, tell me" "How is it out there?" "Teacher, after we left the valley" "We were hunted, and almost died" "Thanks to YanZhuoju, Zilu's brother in law" "He has brought more people to help us" "Only then did we find out how chaotic the world has become" "Wu has take over Zheng, and Chu has destroyed the Kingdom of Cai" "The people of Cai are migrating to the south" "Come on, give me a hand" "Teacher" "Duke Ling of Wei has died." "The new Duke has great respect for Zilu" "He would like to appoint him to be the Governor of Puyi" "What are you waiting for" "I'm want roasted leg of lamb!" "Come, boil some water and start cooking!" "I am proud to see my student so honoured" "But "enter not a dangerous state, dwell not in a chaotic state"" "The political situation in Wei is not stable" "To be frank, I do not quite approve of your taking up this post" "Teacher, I will successfully govern the City of Puyi" "I'll be able to build a powerful army to deal with the chaos inside Wei and appoint you the new Minister!" "Undue haste has no place in politics" "Zilu, you are headstrong and demanding ..." "That's dangerous in this chaotic world." "Teacher, I am aware of this" "But my "undue haste" reflects my wish to realize your ideals of harmony and civility in government" "An officer should dress properly to reflect his duties" "And do not forget" "Don't look at listen, or do anything which betrays propriety" "Teacher's words will stay with me all my life" "Qi Sigong, take care on the road" "Teacher!" "Teacher!" "Take care of yourselves, your students bid you farewell!" "Teacher!" "What is that sound?" "The ice is cracking!" "Hurry up!" "Move!" "Yan Hui, where are you?" "Hui ..." "Yan Hui" "Yan Hui" "Come up, please" "Teacher, please eat something" "It has been eight hours" "He would not recover, teacher" "Let go, Teacher." "Teacher" "Teacher" "Please eat something" "Kong Qiu as still not comes back" "Father, I have sent people to look for him" "It is said that they are somewhere near the Lu border" "He is angry with me." "He'll never forgive what I did to him" "Ask him to come back on my behalf" "When you see him, give him this." "When he sees this, he will come home" "Teacher" "Teacher" "Qi Sigong" "Why are you back alone?" "Where is Zilu?" "Brother Zilu" "Brother Zilu, he... he's dead!" "With Wei in chaos, Yang Hu from the Kingdom of Jin invaded..." "Zilu was trying to protect the young heir to the Wei throne" "He went out to face the invaders alone" "He... he was killed!" "Teacher says: "When a man dies, he should maintain his dignity"" "Well said," "Zilu, well said!" "Mighty Zilu" "You were a true Gentleman!" "My father asked me to present Master with this jade ring" "Master Kong, my father is dying!" "He's very sick" "Teacher!" "I've found you at last!" "Ran Qiu, you have found your way here?" "Teacher, I..." "Teacher, Minister Ji is ill and retired from court for years." "I am afraid he will not live much longer" "When he examined his conscience, he deeply regretted forcing you into exile." "He sent his own son to invite you to come back" "And hopes to apologize to you in person" "Teacher, please come back to Lu" "A jade carved in "circle", that means "return"" "Stand up" "Teacher, for the sake of Lu's future, come home" "I... can return" "But you must tell them that I want only to teach." "Trouble me no more with politics" "I will stress this to him" "We will comform with your wishes." "Teacher" "Start packing up, we are going home" "We're going home!" "We can go back to Lu finally!" "Father, Master Kong Qiu is on his way, he'll be here soon." "Go." "Welcome him on my behalf." "We're home, we're finally home!" "The Kingdom of Lu" "We're back" "Lu, my beloved motherland" "I am back in your arms again, finally" "Teacher did you say something?" "Oh, ...nothing" "Pack up "The Spring and Autumn of Lu" and have it delivered" "Good" "If the world comes to know me, it will be through this book." "If they think ill of me," "It will be because of this book" "Retranslated subs by primitive_man" | {
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