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- wavs/eevee-1.wav|Well like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or, is it the bagel?
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- wavs/eevee-2.wav|Okay, okay. Well it all started when Mario, the princess, and I came to Dinosaur World for a vacation. We banished King Koopa from Princess Toadstool's Mushroom Kingdom, but he found a way to escape into the Dinosaur World, and when we got to Dome City the place was deserted!
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- wavs/eevee-3.wav|And I found myself face to face with a fire sumo! I fell for hours! Well it seemed like hours. Anyway, I was found.
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- wavs/eevee-4.wav|Luckily a skull raft came by. Well these skulls were good medicine for me! Unfortunately they were heading straight for a lava waterfall!
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- wavs/eevee-5.wav|Yeah, well I didn't think it was so funny.
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- wavs/eevee-6.wav|We gotta find Mario and Princess Toadstool. Stay here while I wring out my cap.
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- wavs/eevee-7.wav|Hey where'd he go? Come back here you scamp! It's dangerous in there!
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- wavs/eevee-8.wav|Look here, Yoshikins. When I tell you to stay, you stay!
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- wavs/eevee-9.wav|Mario, wherever you are! HELP!!!
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- wavs/eevee-10.wav|Hey, who's telling this story? So anyway there we were. About to become worm food.
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- wavs/eevee-11.wav|You'll have to wait! Those caterpillars are hungier!
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- wavs/eevee-12.wav|Boy, this kid makes Mario look like he's on a diet! Chow down, Yoshi!
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- wavs/eevee-13.wav|No Yoshi! That's my brother Mario!
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- wavs/eevee-14.wav|That'll teach ya to mess with my new little buddy Yoshi!
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- wavs/eevee-15.wav|Cool it caterpillar breath! I'm not your,
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- wavs/eevee-16.wav|Well then we'd better go now before I get scared just thinking about it.
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- wavs/eevee-17.wav|No, I won't leave ya. But you have to promise to behave yourself, and stop calling me mama.
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- wavs/eevee-18.wav|Where's the light switch?
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- wavs/eevee-19.wav|That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!
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- wavs/eevee-20.wav|Um, you didn't swallow that key, did ya?
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- wavs/eevee-21.wav|Good work, Yoshi! We found ourselves back in Dome City safe and sound. Thanks to you, Yoshi.
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- wavs/eevee-22.wav|Uh, gimme a boost, Mario!
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- wavs/eevee-23.wav|Luckily, Mario was able to get us in the same way he got out. We found ourselves overlooking King Koopa's neon castle!
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- wavs/eevee-24.wav|All you gotta do is make a straight line. Go, Yoshi!
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- wavs/eevee-25.wav|Hey, planting is simple! It's just putting things in the ground. So much for progress. Bon appetito Yoshi!
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- wavs/eevee-26.wav|Yeah, like what? How many more of these wheels do we have to invent, Mario?
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- wavs/eevee-27.wav|What? Give it here you ravonous reptile! Your turn as traffic cop mister fender bender. If only Yoshi would stop nibbling on the stop signs.
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- wavs/eevee-28.wav|It's a nightmare out there! Yeesh!
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- wavs/eevee-29.wav|They're catchin' it, alright! Good thing you had your emergency pizza stash with you, Mario. Does that mean what I think it means?
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- wavs/eevee-30.wav|A few thousand!
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- wavs/eevee-31.wav|Hey Mario, look what I made! It's a football! I chiseled it! It's even official size! But not official weight.
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- wavs/eevee-32.wav|I got it! I got it!
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- wavs/eevee-33.wav|Who's an egghead, eggface?!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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+ wavs/eevee-1.wav|Well like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or, is it the bagel?
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+ wavs/eevee-2.wav|Okay, okay. Well it all started when Mario, the princess, and I came to Dinosaur World for a vacation. We banished King Koopa from Princess Toadstool's Mushroom Kingdom, but he found a way to escape into the Dinosaur World, and when we got to Dome City the place was deserted!
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+ wavs/eevee-3.wav|And I found myself face to face with a fire sumo! I fell for hours! Well it seemed like hours. Anyway, I was found.
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+ wavs/eevee-4.wav|Luckily a skull raft came by. Well these skulls were good medicine for me! Unfortunately they were heading straight for a lava waterfall!
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+ wavs/eevee-5.wav|Yeah, well I didn't think it was so funny.
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+ wavs/eevee-6.wav|We gotta find Mario and Princess Toadstool. Stay here while I wring out my cap.
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+ wavs/eevee-7.wav|Hey where'd he go? Come back here you scamp! It's dangerous in there!
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+ wavs/eevee-8.wav|Look here, Yoshikins. When I tell you to stay, you stay!
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+ wavs/eevee-9.wav|Mario, wherever you are! HELP!!!
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+ wavs/eevee-10.wav|Hey, who's telling this story? So anyway there we were. About to become worm food.
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+ wavs/eevee-11.wav|You'll have to wait! Those caterpillars are hungier!
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+ wavs/eevee-12.wav|Boy, this kid makes Mario look like he's on a diet! Chow down, Yoshi!
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+ wavs/eevee-13.wav|No Yoshi! That's my brother Mario!
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+ wavs/eevee-14.wav|That'll teach ya to mess with my new little buddy Yoshi!
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+ wavs/eevee-15.wav|Cool it caterpillar breath! I'm not your,
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+ wavs/eevee-16.wav|Well then we'd better go now before I get scared just thinking about it.
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+ wavs/eevee-17.wav|No, I won't leave ya. But you have to promise to behave yourself, and stop calling me mama.
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+ wavs/eevee-18.wav|Where's the light switch?
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+ wavs/eevee-19.wav|That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!
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+ wavs/eevee-20.wav|Um, you didn't swallow that key, did ya?
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+ wavs/eevee-21.wav|Good work, Yoshi! We found ourselves back in Dome City safe and sound. Thanks to you, Yoshi.
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+ wavs/eevee-22.wav|Uh, gimme a boost, Mario!
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+ wavs/eevee-23.wav|Luckily, Mario was able to get us in the same way he got out. We found ourselves overlooking King Koopa's neon castle!
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+ wavs/eevee-24.wav|All you gotta do is make a straight line. Go, Yoshi!
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+ wavs/eevee-25.wav|Hey, planting is simple! It's just putting things in the ground. So much for progress. Bon appetito Yoshi!
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+ wavs/eevee-26.wav|Yeah, like what? How many more of these wheels do we have to invent, Mario?
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+ wavs/eevee-27.wav|What? Give it here you ravonous reptile! Your turn as traffic cop mister fender bender. If only Yoshi would stop nibbling on the stop signs.
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+ wavs/eevee-28.wav|It's a nightmare out there! Yeesh!
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+ wavs/eevee-29.wav|They're catchin' it, alright! Good thing you had your emergency pizza stash with you, Mario. Does that mean what I think it means?
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+ wavs/eevee-30.wav|A few thousand!
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+ wavs/eevee-31.wav|Hey Mario, look what I made! It's a football! I chiseled it! It's even official size! But not official weight.
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+ wavs/eevee-32.wav|I got it! I got it!
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+ wavs/eevee-33.wav|Who's an egghead, eggface?!
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+ wavs/eevee-34.wav|She's not coming down!
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+ wavs/eevee-35.wav|Over there!
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+ wavs/eevee-36.wav|I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
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+ wavs/eevee-37.wav|And you gotta help us.
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+ wavs/eevee-38.wav|You are a gay motherfucker.
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+ wavs/eevee-39.wav|Dear Luigi, how does it feel knowing you're the inferior Mario brother? From Toad. Well Toad, sometimes I put on his clothes and see how it feels. Live out my fantasies and, you know.
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+ wavs/eevee-40.wav|Eh, it's mail day!
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+ wavs/eevee-41.wav|Hey Mario, did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
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+ wavs/eevee-42.wav|What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand.
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+ wavs/eevee-43.wav|Oh no, Mario. We're in trouble now. How did we let these pipes get so bad?
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+ wavs/eevee-44.wav|Mmm, my prostate?
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+ wavs/eevee-45.wav|Well, you know what they say, you win some, you lose some.
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+ wavs/eevee-46.wav|Don't worry about a thing, Yoshi. I'm gonna get you out of here, and Uncle Mario's gonna change your diaper.
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+ wavs/eevee-47.wav|No! The kid needs a mother, not a couple of eligible bachelor reptilian roommates!
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+ wavs/eevee-48.wav|But it's unnatural! It's not right! If we allow that, then what next? Piranha plants adoptin' Goombas?
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+ wavs/eevee-49.wav|Oh, no, Mario. I must be cracking up or something.
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+ wavs/eevee-50.wav|Yeah, time to get the results of our plumbing recertification, Mario!
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+ wavs/eevee-51.wav|Uh Mario, you sure catering was a good idea?
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+ wavs/eevee-52.wav|Ah, it's hopeless, Mario. We're bums. We can't keep a job.
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+ wavs/eevee-53.wav|So, you mean...
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+ wavs/eevee-54.wav|I got it, Mario! I'm gonna use these utensils I conveniently had in my pocket to stop the machine!
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+ wavs/eevee-55.wav|Well, how come you eat spaghetti without sauce?
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+ wavs/eevee-56.wav|Hey Mario, did you wanna go kart racin'?
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+ wavs/eevee-57.wav|But Mario, it's my very own car racing game. It's me, Loogie, your brother.
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+ wavs/eevee-58.wav|But, you got brakes that can brake on a dime. You can stop on a dime, Mario. This is better than Brooklyn.
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+ wavs/eevee-59.wav|Mario, you gotta understand. This is my moment of glory. Mario, Mario.
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+ wavs/eevee-60.wav|Hey Mario, what is this garbage?
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+ wavs/eevee-61.wav|Hey Mario, I know someone that's gonna play it. All you gotta do is send it to him.
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+ wavs/eevee-62.wav|There's this new kart racing going on. Did you hear about it?
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- wavs/pikachu-1.wav|I'm a-coming, Luigi!
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- wavs/pikachu-2.wav|Hey is this weak dinosaur giving you a hard time little brother? I'll fix him for ya!
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- wavs/pikachu-3.wav|Ugh, now I know how a meatball feels!
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- wavs/pikachu-4.wav|Eeyuck! I've been slobbered!
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- wavs/pikachu-5.wav|Mama? Mama Luigi? Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
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- wavs/pikachu-6.wav|Luigi, King Koopa has the princess locked up in his Coney Island disco palace!
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- wavs/pikachu-7.wav|And I fought my way out and I've been looking for you ever since! Now we gotta go back and rescue her!
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- wavs/pikachu-8.wav|You didn't tell me you were bringing a secret weapon, Luigi.
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- wavs/pikachu-9.wav|Sheesh! Somebody needs to teach these guys organization and teamwork!
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- wavs/pikachu-10.wav|It's a stone Luigi. You didn't make it!
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- wavs/pikachu-11.wav|Hey you've just thrown me a great idea! We'll use football to teach the cavemen organization and teamwork!
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- wavs/pikachu-12.wav|Alright men, let's play football!
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- wavs/pikachu-13.wav|Alright, now if you get to there you score a touchdown. Okay? Who wants to start with the ball first?
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- wavs/pikachu-14.wav|Tackle Yoshi!
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- wavs/pikachu-15.wav|No Yoshi, come back. I gotta stop him before he clobbers Luigi.
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- wavs/pikachu-16.wav|Mystery solved. There's a warp tube under this grate!
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- wavs/pikachu-17.wav|Merry cave Christmas everyone!
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- wavs/pikachu-18.wav|Ah, take it easy princess. Yoshi will pout awhile and then forget all about it.
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- wavs/pikachu-19.wav|Oogtar's impossible. All he does all day is quabble with Yoshi!
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- wavs/pikachu-20.wav|We're in Dinosaur World, Luigi. We can have a Christmas anytime we want. The cave people don't know it doesn't come in the summer.
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- wavs/pikachu-21.wav|We'll call it cave Christmas. It's a day when everyone's nice to each other, and kids get lots of treats, and there's this nice guy named Santa Claus who brings presents to all the kids who've been good.
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- wavs/pikachu-22.wav|Why that contemptable corpussle! This is low, even for Koopa! Only one thing to do. Go to Neon Castle and get them back.
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- wavs/pikachu-23.wav|Santa is not going on a diet.
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- wavs/pikachu-24.wav|Oogtar! He's gonna be dino desert if we don't save him.
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- wavs/pikachu-25.wav|You've got some explaining to do. Haven't you opened all of Santa's presents already?
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- wavs/pikachu-26.wav|And cross Oogtar's fingers too. Santa was a bambino boy once himself, Oogtar.
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- wavs/pikachu-27.wav|Step on it, Yoshi! Right, wings! Hold on little buddy! Quick Yoshi, or we may never get outta here!
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- wavs/pikachu-28.wav|Alright, into bed Oogtar, before Yoshi loses his wings. We still have presents to deliver all over Dome City!
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- wavs/pikachu-29.wav|Wouldn't it be nice if every day were Christmas?
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- wavs/pikachu-30.wav|Do my eyes deceive me or is that the biggest television set,
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- wavs/pikachu-31.wav|Maybe they forgot to plug it in.
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- wavs/pikachu-32.wav|More important, how much?
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- wavs/pikachu-33.wav|Ten coins down, ha ha that's cheap!
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- wavs/pikachu-34.wav|Full bill, amount due one thousand two hundred and ninety five dollars and thirty one cents!
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- wavs/pikachu-35.wav|Hey, that was back when we had to work for a living. Now all we have to do is bash a few blocks and rake in the buckeroos!
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- wavs/pikachu-36.wav|Who cares, I want my rock T V! Ten clams, coins! Hey, maybe we'll see you on P B S!
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- wavs/pikachu-37.wav|Thanks a lot, friends.
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- wavs/pikachu-38.wav|Nice going, princess! For a first time plumber's helper you weren't bad yourself!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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+ wavs/pikachu-1.wav|I'm a-coming, Luigi!
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+ wavs/pikachu-2.wav|Hey is this weak dinosaur giving you a hard time little brother? I'll fix him for ya!
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+ wavs/pikachu-3.wav|Ugh, now I know how a meatball feels!
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+ wavs/pikachu-4.wav|Eeyuck! I've been slobbered!
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+ wavs/pikachu-5.wav|Mama? Mama Luigi? Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
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+ wavs/pikachu-6.wav|Luigi, King Koopa has the princess locked up in his Coney Island disco palace!
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+ wavs/pikachu-7.wav|And I fought my way out and I've been looking for you ever since! Now we gotta go back and rescue her!
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+ wavs/pikachu-8.wav|You didn't tell me you were bringing a secret weapon, Luigi.
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+ wavs/pikachu-9.wav|Sheesh! Somebody needs to teach these guys organization and teamwork!
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+ wavs/pikachu-10.wav|It's a stone Luigi. You didn't make it!
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+ wavs/pikachu-11.wav|Hey you've just thrown me a great idea! We'll use football to teach the cavemen organization and teamwork!
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+ wavs/pikachu-12.wav|Alright men, let's play football!
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+ wavs/pikachu-13.wav|Alright, now if you get to there you score a touchdown. Okay? Who wants to start with the ball first?
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+ wavs/pikachu-14.wav|Tackle Yoshi!
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+ wavs/pikachu-15.wav|No Yoshi, come back. I gotta stop him before he clobbers Luigi.
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+ wavs/pikachu-16.wav|Mystery solved. There's a warp tube under this grate!
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+ wavs/pikachu-17.wav|Merry cave Christmas everyone!
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+ wavs/pikachu-18.wav|Ah, take it easy princess. Yoshi will pout awhile and then forget all about it.
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+ wavs/pikachu-19.wav|Oogtar's impossible. All he does all day is quabble with Yoshi!
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+ wavs/pikachu-20.wav|We're in Dinosaur World, Luigi. We can have a Christmas anytime we want. The cave people don't know it doesn't come in the summer.
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+ wavs/pikachu-21.wav|We'll call it cave Christmas. It's a day when everyone's nice to each other, and kids get lots of treats, and there's this nice guy named Santa Claus who brings presents to all the kids who've been good.
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+ wavs/pikachu-22.wav|Why that contemptable corpussle! This is low, even for Koopa! Only one thing to do. Go to Neon Castle and get them back.
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+ wavs/pikachu-23.wav|Santa is not going on a diet.
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+ wavs/pikachu-24.wav|Oogtar! He's gonna be dino desert if we don't save him.
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+ wavs/pikachu-25.wav|You've got some explaining to do. Haven't you opened all of Santa's presents already?
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+ wavs/pikachu-26.wav|And cross Oogtar's fingers too. Santa was a bambino boy once himself, Oogtar.
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+ wavs/pikachu-27.wav|Step on it, Yoshi! Right, wings! Hold on little buddy! Quick Yoshi, or we may never get outta here!
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+ wavs/pikachu-28.wav|Alright, into bed Oogtar, before Yoshi loses his wings. We still have presents to deliver all over Dome City!
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+ wavs/pikachu-29.wav|Wouldn't it be nice if every day were Christmas?
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+ wavs/pikachu-30.wav|Do my eyes deceive me or is that the biggest television set,
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+ wavs/pikachu-31.wav|Maybe they forgot to plug it in.
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+ wavs/pikachu-32.wav|More important, how much?
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+ wavs/pikachu-33.wav|Ten coins down, ha ha that's cheap!
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+ wavs/pikachu-34.wav|Full bill, amount due one thousand two hundred and ninety five dollars and thirty one cents!
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+ wavs/pikachu-35.wav|Hey, that was back when we had to work for a living. Now all we have to do is bash a few blocks and rake in the buckeroos!
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+ wavs/pikachu-36.wav|Who cares, I want my rock T V! Ten clams, coins! Hey, maybe we'll see you on P B S!
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+ wavs/pikachu-37.wav|Thanks a lot, friends.
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+ wavs/pikachu-38.wav|Nice going, princess! For a first time plumber's helper you weren't bad yourself!
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+ wavs/pikachu-39.wav|Hey, Luigi, you know what today is.
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+ wavs/pikachu-40.wav|That's right! We're gonna be answering some of your questions today!
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+ wavs/pikachu-41.wav|This one's from little Johnny over in Arkansas. Dear Mario, what do your feet smell like? Dear little Johnny, there will soon be ghosts in your living room.
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+ wavs/pikachu-42.wav|Who did you vote for in the last election? Well, I voted for Ronald Reagan.
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+ wavs/pikachu-43.wav|Well, you see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a Mamma Mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
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+ wavs/pikachu-44.wav|That's because you're a dog, Luigi.
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+ wavs/pikachu-45.wav|That's because we didn't check on him regularly. You know what else you should check on regularly, Luigi? Your prostate.
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+ wavs/pikachu-46.wav|Yeah, I'll demonstrate. Come take a look. It's just like plumbing, Luigi. You get your white gloves on, you get a hand in there, and if you feel some spaghetti and meatballs, you go see your local doctor.
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+ wavs/pikachu-47.wav|It's a shame we found that tumor too late and we had to put ol' Koopa down.
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+ wavs/pikachu-48.wav|What did you tell the king about those two dinosaurs?
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+ wavs/pikachu-49.wav|Luigi, don't be a dinophobe. It takes all colors to make a rainbow. Except black. There's no black in a rainbow.
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+ wavs/pikachu-50.wav|So you see Luigi, the best way to fix a leak is to tighten the lug nut with a pipe wrench.
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+ wavs/pikachu-51.wav|There's nothing here, Luigi. Wait a minute, Luigi, look!
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+ wavs/pikachu-52.wav|Well Luigi, the day has finally come!
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+ wavs/pikachu-53.wav|We can't live like this, Luigi. We're digging through dumpsters for food. We need new jobs.
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+ wavs/pikachu-54.wav|Luigi, we're Italian. Food is practically in our blood.
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+ wavs/pikachu-55.wav|I can't believe Mouser's dead! We can't quit here, Luigi! We need to get new jobs!
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+ wavs/pikachu-56.wav|I got good news, Luigi. There was a discrimination suit. All testing was invalidated because of racism against toads. That's right, we're plumbers again.
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+ wavs/pikachu-57.wav|Luigi, you sure you got this? We can't hold on much longer.
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+ wavs/pikachu-58.wav|Now, you've been acting real weird since the accident, Luigi. You sure you don't have something to tell me?
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+ wavs/pikachu-59.wav|I don't know, you tell me. Luigi, did you shit yourself?
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+ wavs/pikachu-60.wav|No, Luigi, this fucking game sucks.
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+ wavs/pikachu-61.wav|Look, just because we were sanitation for a few years doesn't mean we're piss peddlers, okay?
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+ wavs/pikachu-62.wav|No, Luigi, it's a rip-off Luigi. Don't talk about that game. Don't bring attention to it, you fucking dope.
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+ wavs/pikachu-63.wav|No, Loogie. Fuck off, Loogie. Go fuck yourself.
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+ wavs/pikachu-64.wav|It's fuckin' shit Luigi!
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+ wavs/pikachu-65.wav|But my name is Mario Luigi.
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+ wavs/pikachu-66.wav|Well, no, I was born this way, uh, my mom's, uh, family name was Luigi, and my dad's first name was Mario, so they called me Mario Luigi.
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+ wavs/pikachu-67.wav|Nope. Never heard of him. But, uh, my brother Luigi. He might have. Get in here, Luigi.
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