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< When you’re watching a walkthrough of an amusement park on YouTube > < and see an advertisement for candy or something > and there’s a cartoon raccoon on it and you immediately think I’d turn into that #TFproblems | and see an advertisement for candy or something | When you’re watching a walkthrough of an amusement park on YouTube | C | 3_55821 |
< When I ask you’ debit or credit ?’ >’ And you say <’ does n’t matter ...’ No > ✋ . It actually does matter . Now pick one bitch . | ’ does n’t matter ...’ No | When I ask you’ debit or credit ?’ | D | 3_55836 |
< The Xmas [USER] > I want to see : Christmas in Staten Island . When Grandma clogs the toilet on Christmas Eve , < Jerry the Plumber snakes Mary Catherine’s drain . > Despite zits , overweight , and having to lie near the space heater , they fall in love . | Jerry the Plumber snakes Mary Catherine’s drain . | The Xmas [USER] | N | 3_55876 |
< #IfWeDate > you ai n’t takin NO MUTHF ***** < pics wit anutha dude > unless it’s to brutha or cousin or father ! And u fasho Ass hell ai n’t’ chillin’ | pics wit anutha dude | #IfWeDate | N | 3_56030 |
Do you have time for tomorrow?n*checks < to see > who closes **sees its the person < who cucked me today*nYeah . > 12a to 1a ! nIll take itnnGET FUCKING CUCKED CHRIS | who cucked me today*nYeah . | to see | C | 3_56142 |
Do you have time for tomorrow?n*checks to see who closes **sees its the person < who cucked me today*nYeah . > < 12a > to 1a ! nIll take itnnGET FUCKING CUCKED CHRIS | 12a | who cucked me today*nYeah . | N | 3_56155 |
< Lyndon Johnson was fkin Punk - Rock ! > < Btwn his video’ Daisy’ & footage of him belching & using’ bunghole’ > 2 identify his anatomy - He was no joke | Btwn his video’ Daisy’ & footage of him belching & using’ bunghole’ | Lyndon Johnson was fkin Punk - Rock ! | C | 3_56268 |
< Lyndon Johnson was fkin Punk - Rock ! > Btwn his video’ Daisy’ & footage of him belching & using’ bunghole’ 2 < identify his anatomy - He was no joke > | identify his anatomy - He was no joke | Lyndon Johnson was fkin Punk - Rock ! | C | 3_56270 |
< U ever sit there n look at a person > and say to yourself ,’ damn I love u’ ... < I do that everyday > | I do that everyday | U ever sit there n look at a person | C | 3_56289 |
Dude got mad at his computer < and said > <’ i m a punch it in the face’ lol > | ’ i m a punch it in the face’ lol | and said | N | 3_56351 |
I hate < when my company comes over > and my mom tells me I have to change from my shorts to’ long pants’ . < #seriously#browngirlproblems > | #seriously#browngirlproblems | when my company comes over | N | 3_56411 |
this little boy jump on the corner at my job and his mama was like oh ignore him he always does that < AHT AHT > he need to get his ass down off my corner < before I whoop him myself > 🤣 | before I whoop him myself | AHT AHT | N | 3_56440 |
I have a guaranteed weight loss plan < that will work for > 90 % of us who are over weight .’ Eat less and exercise more’ ! That’s a cheap plan ! < who are over weight .’ > | who are over weight .’ | that will work for | C | 3_56490 |
< hey y all new word > < i made up today its’ fuge cakes’ i was soooo bored wif da’ f’ word > so i came up wif fuge cakes’ wat tha fuge cakes ! ! ! ! ! ! !’ | i made up today its’ fuge cakes’ i was soooo bored wif da’ f’ word | hey y all new word | C | 3_56557 |
God said Miracles will come your way , < it’s your choice > to pick the right path , it will be a long journey < that comes with battles . > I made you my soldier for a reason it depends all you | that comes with battles . | it’s your choice | C | 3_56577 |
I get really sad < when I use the word’ brilliant’ in conversation > < and it does n’t come out sounding British . > | and it does n’t come out sounding British . | when I use the word’ brilliant’ in conversation | D | 3_56660 |
although it IS fun when it’s’ tell stories < about people > < saying’ fuck’ at work’ time . > :p | saying’ fuck’ at work’ time . | about people | N | 3_56709 |
although it IS fun when it’s’ tell stories about people < saying’ fuck’ at work’ time . > < :p > | :p | saying’ fuck’ at work’ time . | C | 3_56711 |
< Before you’ ask’ try this method > < called choking and dying . > | called choking and dying . | Before you’ ask’ try this method | C | 3_56725 |
< It is a common human condition > < to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives . > We never count our blessings . If God fulfills our lives in 95 ways and does not fulfil them in 5 , we take the the 95 for granted and feel unhappy that He has not deemed fit to grant us the 5 | to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives . | It is a common human condition | C | 3_56739 |
It is a common human condition to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives . We never count our blessings . If God fulfills our lives in 95 ways and does not fulfil them in 5 , < we take the the > 95 < for granted > and feel unhappy that He has not deemed fit to grant us the 5 | for granted | we take the the | N | 3_56768 |
It is a common human condition to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives . We never count our blessings . If God fulfills our lives in 95 ways and does not fulfil them in 5 , we take the the 95 for granted and feel unhappy that He has not deemed fit < to grant us the > < 5 > | 5 | to grant us the | N | 3_56784 |
< Anyone with a [USER] + [USER] Aros A / C know a workaround > < to control the unit > via #SmartThings or another app / site / service , since [USER] essentially turned it dumb with the subscription enforcement . No way I’m paying 5 $ a month to control my A / C. 😒 | to control the unit | Anyone with a [USER] + [USER] Aros A / C know a workaround | C | 3_56815 |
< Anyone with a [USER] + [USER] Aros A / C know a workaround > to control the unit < via > #SmartThings or another app / site / service , since [USER] essentially turned it dumb with the subscription enforcement . No way I’m paying 5 $ a month to control my A / C. 😒 | via | Anyone with a [USER] + [USER] Aros A / C know a workaround | N | 3_56816 |
< Anyone with a [USER] + [USER] Aros A / C know a workaround > to control the unit via < #SmartThings > or another app / site / service , since [USER] essentially turned it dumb with the subscription enforcement . No way I’m paying 5 $ a month to control my A / C. 😒 | #SmartThings | Anyone with a [USER] + [USER] Aros A / C know a workaround | C | 3_56817 |
< Anyone with a [USER] + [USER] Aros A / C know a workaround > to control the unit via #SmartThings < or another app / site / service , > since [USER] essentially turned it dumb with the subscription enforcement . No way I’m paying 5 $ a month to control my A / C. 😒 | or another app / site / service , | Anyone with a [USER] + [USER] Aros A / C know a workaround | C | 3_56818 |
Anyone with a [USER] + [USER] Aros A / C know a workaround to control the unit < via > #SmartThings < or another app / site / service , > since [USER] essentially turned it dumb with the subscription enforcement . No way I’m paying 5 $ a month to control my A / C. 😒 | or another app / site / service , | via | N | 3_56824 |
Nickname’ Lights Out’ but 4 of her 5 < wins are by submission ? > < Okay . > #Bellator#MMA | Okay . | wins are by submission ? | C | 3_56984 |
My dvd player just lowkey read me lol ... < I put in a dvd > and it said’ This dvd is dirty . Take it out < and clean it’ . Biiiiitch . ! > Lol | and clean it’ . Biiiiitch . ! | I put in a dvd | C | 3_54301 |
< Trying to find audio for a Linguistics project from Princess & The Frog , > & they played’ How to Save a Life’ by The Fray < when Ray died > #ICANT | when Ray died | Trying to find audio for a Linguistics project from Princess & The Frog , | N | 3_54350 |
< The Bad Idea Dinosaur is whispering in my ear : >’ Tired ? Just do Jäger shots < until you pass out .’ > | until you pass out .’ | The Bad Idea Dinosaur is whispering in my ear : | N | 3_54499 |
< Just learned there is a church of a’ flying spaghetti monster’ > < called Pastafarian :-/ > ( wtf kinda world di we live in ? ) | called Pastafarian :-/ | Just learned there is a church of a’ flying spaghetti monster’ | C | 3_54539 |
To say , I lied , but I am not a liar is like saying , < I do n’t speak any words of English . > < Lies always contradict , > character matters at every level of society . We need to value , cherish and celebrate positive ethics . | Lies always contradict , | I do n’t speak any words of English . | N | 3_54598 |
Shuya ! < If I had a girl cute > as Noriko < who likes me back in the day , > I’d say’ Kazumi who ?’ Especially at a time like this ! #BattleRoyaleBook | who likes me back in the day , | If I had a girl cute | C | 3_55086 |
< Hittin girls , an knockin them ova an shit ? ! > Really nigga ! Yeah that makes you look like a’ thug nigga’ . < Yeah I’m glad > I dodged yo drunk ass . | Yeah I’m glad | Hittin girls , an knockin them ova an shit ? ! | D | 3_55141 |
<’ Alejandro was huge > < when you were a teenager . > Play now ?’ | when you were a teenager . | ’ Alejandro was huge | C | 3_55265 |
BTW the today’s meditation is available on Assistant < without needing a Headspace account or to pay , > just say meditate with headspace < to open the app , > or ask headspace for today’s meditation to jump directly to the free daily one without prompts . | to open the app , | without needing a Headspace account or to pay , | C | 3_55431 |
BTW the today’s meditation is available on Assistant without needing a Headspace account or to pay , < just say meditate with headspace > < to open the app , > or ask headspace for today’s meditation to jump directly to the free daily one without prompts . | to open the app , | just say meditate with headspace | C | 3_55434 |
< You do n’t have to have a graphic designer on your team . > < There’s things like Google Slide templates , but at the same time , do n’t bog it down with pictures or clip art , > Cayley Creekmore says . And have a story or a theme , Woodley White says , to evoke feeling . | There’s things like Google Slide templates , but at the same time , do n’t bog it down with pictures or clip art , | You do n’t have to have a graphic designer on your team . | C | 3_55444 |
< I m a step out of this lingerie , > < curl up in a ball with something Hanes , in bed I lay , with nothing but your t - shirt on ... ? ? > #Mood | curl up in a ball with something Hanes , in bed I lay , with nothing but your t - shirt on ... ? ? | I m a step out of this lingerie , | N | 3_55451 |
Finally found out how to see < when people’ mention’ me . > < So if I have nt replied to you.its > cause I did nt know you [USER] me sorry!follwing 2 many | So if I have nt replied to you.its | when people’ mention’ me . | N | 3_55583 |
Rt [USER] I wish Krabby Patties were real . < They look so good - > I think bout tht shit sumtimes too lol’ -- lol . -- * < Yuh Sillyy > | Yuh Sillyy | They look so good - | C | 3_55632 |
LMAO mine was’ real aeroplane’ [USER] < Wat was Ur best toy > < when u were a kid ... > *mine was’ real’ gun *’ | when u were a kid ... | Wat was Ur best toy | C | 3_55901 |
< My fears keep from wanting to travel > < and that should make me feel’ stupid’ except I do n’t . > I just feel scared . Ca n’t control it . | and that should make me feel’ stupid’ except I do n’t . | My fears keep from wanting to travel | C | 3_55943 |
Watched through the new FLCL seasons finally and was sort of like yea these are pretty good I guess . Then I turned on the original season and it was like oooooh , < yea this is MUCH better . > The original just has a ton of soul and originality < that felt lacking in the sequels . > | that felt lacking in the sequels . | yea this is MUCH better . | N | 3_56399 |
<’ Going the bed for the night . > Goodnight twitter . < Love all my followers . > Shoutout to everyone’ #teamfollowback | Love all my followers . | ’ Going the bed for the night . | N | 3_56418 |
< Jewish values have definitely guided my philosophy in life . > < When I became a mother > I realized how important those values were to me.-[USER] #BBYOonDemand | When I became a mother | Jewish values have definitely guided my philosophy in life . | C | 3_56652 |
Hi my twitter name is FirstName BunchOfNumbers I have 419 following and 10 < followers , > < am most likely a bot , > and i m going to say some racist bullshit followed by something extremely stupid | am most likely a bot , | followers , | N | 3_56900 |
Limme out of [USER] Me too u knw < ow we roll baeby > [USER] < Bt his ryt .. > Am too innocent & sweet 4 dat | Bt his ryt .. | ow we roll baeby | N | 3_54144 |
Finally realized pretty much all my Friends in school were just pitying me < and never liked me at all.nnI > did not go to community college until 2011 because I was too lethargic to even get out of bed . < Depression is a bitch.nnFrom there > i spent a few years there floundering about | Depression is a bitch.nnFrom there | and never liked me at all.nnI | C | 3_54231 |
< My dvd player just lowkey read me lol ... > I put in a dvd and it said’ This dvd is dirty . < Take it out > and clean it’ . Biiiiitch . ! Lol | Take it out | My dvd player just lowkey read me lol ... | N | 3_54297 |
When is’ Soon’ - in nigga time that is 3 - < 6 > < months lbvs > | months lbvs | 6 | N | 3_54349 |
So I did just some minimal poking around with a Google search , and there’s no Autodidact Day as an annual date on the calendar . nI hereby publicly propose March < 26 > ( my Birthday ! ) < as nAutodidact Day . > | as nAutodidact Day . | 26 | N | 3_54380 |
< #ilikeduuntil > you said’ I thought [USER] was from new york ! ?’ Nah ma he from #jersey < was from new york ! ?’ > | was from new york ! ?’ | #ilikeduuntil | N | 3_54528 |
*freshmen < [USER] Freshmans : > I’m in high school . < Sophomores : > All these freshmans . Juniors : we run this shit ! ! Seniors : you’re all lame’ | Sophomores : | [USER] Freshmans : | N | 3_54561 |
*freshmen [USER] Freshmans : I’m in high school . Sophomores : All these freshmans . < Juniors : > we run this shit ! ! < Seniors : > you’re all lame’ | Seniors : | Juniors : | N | 3_54576 |
To say , I lied , < but I am not a liar > < is like saying , > I do n’t speak any words of English . Lies always contradict , character matters at every level of society . We need to value , cherish and celebrate positive ethics . | is like saying , | but I am not a liar | N | 3_54590 |
His tattoo says’ Hamiton’ < when his last name is Hamilton . > < 😂😭 > | 😂😭 | when his last name is Hamilton . | C | 3_54608 |
I wonder < how many dumb rednecks boycott > < #TacoBell > for their new slogan’ Live Mas’ . | #TacoBell | how many dumb rednecks boycott | C | 3_54652 |
If I ever got #CatFished whenever I came to pick you up for our’ First Date’ and I saw < you were n’t > who you said you were I’d drive off ! < SAP > | SAP | you were n’t | N | 3_54768 |
< Next iphone is > 750 $ ? < This shit better turn my girl phone off every time > I Text her’ goodnight’ | This shit better turn my girl phone off every time | Next iphone is | N | 3_54951 |
< I had a nigga > that went through my phone everyyyyydayyyy let him tell it < I was somebody > he did n’t take’ serious’ | I was somebody | I had a nigga | N | 3_55003 |
< I have that >’ if you’re sick guess < I’m getting sick with you > cause I want some kisses’ type of relationship lol ☺ | I’m getting sick with you | I have that | N | 3_55095 |
< you know > your class could be interesting < when your chem prof says > he brought some of his’ toys’ today | when your chem prof says | you know | N | 3_55118 |
And Mizzou fans are good at the’ S - E - C’ chants . < Chuck Neinas was PISSED in Kansas City at the Sprint Center > < when those cheers rained down . > | when those cheers rained down . | Chuck Neinas was PISSED in Kansas City at the Sprint Center | C | 3_55127 |
< Dubstep’ Umbrella’ is stuck in my head . > < Thank you tap . > And [USER]. | Thank you tap . | Dubstep’ Umbrella’ is stuck in my head . | D | 3_55138 |
< The only > < #MSNBC > programming remotely interesting is’ Lockup Raw’ . | #MSNBC | The only | N | 3_55234 |
Told’em < I finished school , > and I started my own business newline < They say >’ oh you graduated ?’ newline No I decided I was finished | They say | I finished school , | N | 3_55253 |
-as does any relationship closer than < 3rd > < cousin > ( including by marriage ) with any public official or fortune 1000 executive or board membernnBut this disqualifies so many capable people!nnHonestly could 450 randomly selected people do any worse than the current group ? | cousin | 3rd | N | 3_55261 |
< I can eat toast later ! > is a thought with an exclamation mark < that I had today . > | that I had today . | I can eat toast later ! | D | 3_55280 |
Tim says he’s a Fresh Start , but there’s not a single issue < that he does n’t completely agree with Micah Van Huss on . > Not a single one . < He said so in his campaign . > That’s not a fresh start , that’s just the same ole’ same ole’ that the GOP has been shoveling for years.nn / end | He said so in his campaign . | that he does n’t completely agree with Micah Van Huss on . | N | 3_55317 |
I’m not gon na shame anyone for not being productive but learning a new skill / expanding knowledge can be a useful distraction during these awful times . Check out some courses ( esp ones on sale ) < on a site like Udemy , or free ones on Youtube . > < It’s something > I’m trying to do too . | It’s something | on a site like Udemy , or free ones on Youtube . | C | 3_55350 |
I teeter back and forth between I’m sexy as fuck and Do n’t take a picture , < your camera will break > < 😐 > shits funny lol | 😐 | your camera will break | C | 3_55370 |
S / O the people < that got the first > #DeadFreshCrew < Double disc Mixtape’ Weird West Invasion Vol . > 1’ | Double disc Mixtape’ Weird West Invasion Vol . | that got the first | N | 3_55412 |
< But having grown up there , > I can unequivocally state < that dum dums , smarties , and jolly ranchers are not a new RC trend . > Also whatever that cheap chalk candy was with dinosaur bones printed on it . | that dum dums , smarties , and jolly ranchers are not a new RC trend . | But having grown up there , | C | 3_55489 |
<’ There’s a line between caring & interfering . > There’s a line between trying & forcing . < There’s a line between loving & controlling > #AMEN’ | There’s a line between loving & controlling | ’ There’s a line between caring & interfering . | C | 3_55505 |
<’ The only twittering > I knew as a child < were the sparrows in the trees .’ > | were the sparrows in the trees .’ | ’ The only twittering | C | 3_55508 |
Welp . < Despite Jorge Cubby Bencomo and I’s efforts , > we will NOT be able to obtain a PS5 tomorrow . We tried to pre - order , sold out by < 7 > am the first day . I tried calling big box stores , they all have basically said , you’re S.O.L. nn*SIGH * | 7 | Despite Jorge Cubby Bencomo and I’s efforts , | N | 3_55524 |
*logs on fb < * > friend request : <’ courtney parrot - toed ...’ > *clicks not ever button * | ’ courtney parrot - toed ...’ | * | N | 3_55601 |
Hey [USER] and [USER] What is your take on what the [USER] is saying about his reason , for joining the Texas lawsuit?nnit is important the Supreme Court settles the question < of who determines the time and place for voting : > < the legislature or the courts . > | the legislature or the courts . | of who determines the time and place for voting : | C | 3_55639 |
< Oh , you poor dear ! > [USER] < United airlines needs to upgrade there tvs in first class . > Had to share tv WTF ?’ | United airlines needs to upgrade there tvs in first class . | Oh , you poor dear ! | C | 3_55646 |
I do n’t like the idea of waiting to get invited by these liberal mayors and governors . GO IN NOW and stop all this BS . There is no such thing in < 2020 > < as Peaceful Protests . > It’s all propaganda and nothing short of anarchy . Do n’t spend my fed tax money rebuilding thug damage ! | as Peaceful Protests . | 2020 | N | 3_55696 |
If I advertised : <’ are you tired of people > not answering your calls and texts ?’’ Me too’ -end- < not answering your calls and texts ?’ > | not answering your calls and texts ?’ | ’ are you tired of people | C | 3_55774 |
<’ Jurassic World would have been great > < if they followed Park’s original storyline ....’ > | if they followed Park’s original storyline ....’ | ’ Jurassic World would have been great | C | 3_55775 |
< When I ask you’ debit or credit ?’ >’ And you say’ does n’t matter < . > ..’ No ✋ . It actually does matter . Now pick one bitch . | . | When I ask you’ debit or credit ?’ | N | 3_55838 |
The Xmas [USER] < I want to see : > < Christmas in Staten Island . > When Grandma clogs the toilet on Christmas Eve , Jerry the Plumber snakes Mary Catherine’s drain . Despite zits , overweight , and having to lie near the space heater , they fall in love . | Christmas in Staten Island . | I want to see : | C | 3_55877 |
’ Applause has sold < 10 > < million copies within > 19 hours’ Ok stop Lil monsters ... | million copies within | 10 | N | 3_55937 |
<’ A unicorn is somebody > who’s magical and is n’t afraid to show it .’ LOL [USER] < i m a unicorn > | i m a unicorn | ’ A unicorn is somebody | C | 3_55994 |
Lol ! [USER] [USER] < #lol > < a meow mix commercial came on an > it reminded me of the old ones’ Its Baxter’’ | a meow mix commercial came on an | #lol | N | 3_56025 |
I woke up yesterday to a note on my mirror that said You finally slept like a human being , < congratulations > 😭 < Tevin get tf on my nerves > | Tevin get tf on my nerves | congratulations | D | 3_56066 |
It takes a < 6’3 >’ dude to play < 80 >’s music and have no one give you shit | 80 | 6’3 | N | 3_56095 |
:-) [USER] I knew < I loved him the moment > he told me stop rushing < we have the rest of our lives > to do everything together’ | we have the rest of our lives | I loved him the moment | N | 3_56113 |
< I’m excited to pick up my cutie’ princess’ niece today . > Looks like it’s going to be a movie night . < I want to see Despicable Me ! > | I want to see Despicable Me ! | I’m excited to pick up my cutie’ princess’ niece today . | N | 3_56122 |
This beautiful night is perfect for a bit of [USER] gallery hopping . Join us to celebrate’ Indiana Icons’ from < 6 > - 9 < PM in [USER] ! > | PM in [USER] ! | 6 | N | 3_56174 |
Aḥmad Taymūr still relied on copyists both in and beyond Cairo . But in < 1927 > , there was not time to waste . He had < borrowed > 14 Damascene MSS — all Ibn Ṭūlūn autographs . nSome of those MSS would be sold to Chester Beatty . Others reappear in the Egyptian National Library.~tw 8/10 | borrowed | 1927 | N | 3_56189 |
Aḥmad Taymūr still relied on copyists both in and beyond Cairo . But in 1927 , there was not time to waste . He had < borrowed > 14 Damascene MSS — all Ibn Ṭūlūn autographs . nSome of those MSS would be sold to Chester Beatty . < Others reappear in the Egyptian National Library.~tw > 8/10 | Others reappear in the Egyptian National Library.~tw | borrowed | N | 3_56199 |
Aḥmad Taymūr still relied on copyists both in and beyond Cairo . But in 1927 , there was not time to waste . He had borrowed < 14 > Damascene MSS — all Ibn Ṭūlūn autographs . < nSome of those MSS would be sold to Chester Beatty . > Others reappear in the Egyptian National Library.~tw 8/10 | nSome of those MSS would be sold to Chester Beatty . | 14 | N | 3_56200 |
Hey , good news . you do n’t have to read all the drivel < that is Hillbilly Elegy , > the first three chapters are FANTASTIC and show the arc of migration from Kentucky to manufacturing towns and that decline . < nnThe rest is crap . > | nnThe rest is crap . | that is Hillbilly Elegy , | N | 3_56219 |
NEED : a 5ish x < 7ish >’ area’ rug that looks ok cool and is n’t where your dog was potty trained . < I live in Pasadena . > | I live in Pasadena . | 7ish | N | 3_56245 |
There’s no way < Kim & Kanye named their child’ North West’ sit down > < that is beyond ridiculous > | that is beyond ridiculous | Kim & Kanye named their child’ North West’ sit down | C | 3_56276 |
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