{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah I mean there's only one gender anyways, women are objects", "context": ["LPT: If you're worried about hurting someone's feelings by using the incorrect gender pronoun, play it safe and spare them any unnecessary pain by using the neutral word \"it\"", "When gender is unknown he/him is default."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Sounds like you don't like science, you theist sheep", "context": ["Promotional images for some guy's Facebook page", "I wouldn't let that robot near me."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ofc play them in try mode, Blizzard were so generous and they gave you 1 lane bot 1v1 with creeps to play your favourite heroes all day!", "context": ["My friends won't play Dota2; I won't play LoL; is like playing solitare with friends to me.", "And if i want to play a chimp that isn't on free rotation?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I don't understand, Reddit told me that Hillary got a negative convention bump and that Trump had nowhere to go but up.", "context": ["Poll: Convention boosts Clinton to 11-point lead over Trump in Pa.", "+11 in PA +3 in AZ +15 in NH +9 in MI +1 in MO +1 in NV"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeh, they're the reigning triple premiers, why bring up 2008?", "context": ["Wayne Ludbey: Jordan Lewis has the ultimate comeback to a swans player (last minute)", "Live in the moment mate, it's not healthy to dwell on the past."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's because we are better now without Bo.", "context": ["AP Top 25 - Week 15 (11/30/14)", "Lol Nebraska in over us, despite us beating them, blowing out Iowa vs their ugly win and playing Wisconsin actually close?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You just had to say that about the only white person there you racist pig", "context": ["Kyrie, Draymond, Towns + more reppin their Colleges", "Olynyk looks so amazingly out of place"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ah... finally someone to set these damn vegans straight!", "context": ["How to get vegans to leave you alone", "Way to perpetuate the stereotype of the annoying vegan."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If you kindly ask Bitmain, they'll sell you some hardware, so you could start mining against them with it :-).", "context": ["Bitcoin economic majority must stand up against the miners and say, \"do your job, or you wont get paid\".", "I'd love to mine, Now sell me a decent miner from a reliable source at a reasonable price."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why not say he's too sensitive about MLKjr?", "context": ["Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sean Spicer 1:30PM ET", "The media will use this to say that Trump is too sensitive about his crowd size."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah it's super simple because of all the old code apoc runs on", "context": ["stop whining at gus for not fixing hacks", "actually...he can work to patch the hacks... rather than waiting for roblox to fix HIS GAME, he could fix it"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I was mainly going for that draculacore look tho", "context": ["Can peacoat a be used in streetwear fits like this?", "Sort of yeah but ideally you want something with a smaller collar so you look less like Count Dracula."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Um sorry I don't listen to paid shills who spout out obviously fake news", "context": ["If Trump Is Innocent, Why Is He Acting So Guilty?", "If Trump is so innocent, then why is literally everyone he's surrounding himself with linked back to Russia?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This comment is just the type of hetero-normative blither that makes me cringe.", "context": ["These two hustling memers showed up in my Instagram.", "She just can't quite hold him with the poise and grace he can."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "safe space = comfort + power white people can't feel unsafe", "context": ["Yale SJWs screaming at professor yesterday because he isn't making the university enough of a \"safe space\" by denouncing offensive Halloween costumes.", "Because having a woman scream in your face, remove her backpack, and move closer to you is creating a safe space too."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "(The oppressive costume being any outfit showing even an inch of your **shameful** white skin)", "context": ["White males of reddit, how have you oppressed minorities this week?", "*puts on oppressive costume, hits the streets*"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "because you weren't smart enough to read the rest right?", "context": ["I'm usually pretty good at getting people to smile, and I like doing it.", "i could not finish it, made it to \"thats because im smarter than...\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Thanks for endorsing their business practices and rewarding them with loyalty and more $", "context": ["Apple Faces $5 Million Lawsuit Over Allegedly Slowing the iPhone 4S With iOS 9", "My wife upgraded to a 6s for this exact reason."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "She was *yelling* at him and he pulled out a gun.. I don't think that's terribly unreasonable.. what if the yelling gave him a heart attack or something?", "context": ["BREAKING: George Zimmerman has been taken into custody after an altercation involving a gun.", "Hey, guys, I bet it was self defense!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Scott is NOT a human He is God", "context": ["Can we acknowledge Chica's left arm (your right) flipping out at the end of her jumpscare in FNaF 3?", "Can we acknowledge Scott is human and makes mistakes?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Damn you Kibler, you're no longer my favorite.", "context": ["Kibler Uses Crush in Curse Trials, A banned card", "I should have at least used Dr Boom."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The suspects were illegal immigrants so based on that one instance all illegal immigrants need to go!", "context": ["AP: Manafort's plan to 'greatly benefit the Putin Government'", "Why have all three major news networks not covered the Rockville rape case?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And people on terrorist watch list should also be allowed to carry their guns in airplanes.", "context": ["Rand Paul Wants to Allow Every Airline Pilot to Carry a Gun", "There wouldn't be a need for pilots to pack heat if every passenger also had a gun like the Founders envisioned."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah but Melo is a ballhog dand doesn't pass tho", "context": ["\"Melo is 1 of just 5 players currently averaging at least 21 points, 7 rebs & 3 assists (other 4 are Durant, LeBron, Paul George & B Griffin)\"", "Four players have played at least 500 minutes, and a 20.2% assist rate, and 12.1% rebound rate; Blake Griffin, Draymond Green, Joakim Noah, and Carmelo Anthony."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ya OP, have you tried, like, not being poor?", "context": ["You people act like going to the doctor is the easiest decision in the world.", "Budgeting will help so it doesn't become so extreme."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because of VdB posting with a dog in the Alps!", "context": ["Austrian Election Map adjusted for Population Density", "Somewhat ironic that Braunau of all places voted VDB."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because everything outside of Western media is untrustworthy, right?", "context": ["Reports: Israel made & exploded bombs laced with nuclear materials", "Youtube is always such a good source of news, especially videos from an Iranian news source."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I think the solution is thatcthey need more refs and definitely not video replays", "context": ["Costa pushes marquinhos ( no yellow )", "Why didn't the goal-line ref or assistant spot this?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But obama's not done stimulating the economy yet", "context": ["Assault Weapons Ban Likely To Die So That Broader Gun Policy Legislation Can Live", "Can ar-15 prices go back to normal now?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "because bernies terrible secret is going be revealed and leave his campaign in tatters.", "context": ["Bernie Sanders Leads Hillary Clinton By 9 in N.H., Gains in Iowa: Poll", "Remember it is still 6 months until the Iowa caucus"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I mean I doubt the league or player's union has any rules specifically for cannibalism.", "context": ["Aikman: Jones accepts 'pretty much everything' if a player produces", "Late to the thread, but there's some quote that if Jeffery Dahmer was good at football many GM's would explain that he has an off the field \"eating disorder.\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "YA I SAW THAT CHASING THE CUP TOO HE MUST BE A THE MOST INTROVERTED FK EVER WHY DID CLG EVEN MAKE HIM A SHOTCALLER", "context": ["CLG Link on communication: \"The relationship between the management and the players, as well as the players relationships with each other, must, and will, improve in the future.\"", "The one who refuses to communicate is talking about player relationships."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But but we could have stopped 9-11 if we had it", "context": ["Iraqi general who works with American military kept from visiting U.S.", "Whether or not you agree with the policy, it seems very clear the implementation was moronic."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why don't those stupid Palestinians just move back to Mexico (or wherever they came from?)", "context": ["Bodies of Three Missing Israeli Teens Found Near Hebron, Source Says", "How many more innocent people have to die before the Palestinians finally cease their terror war against Israel?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "owned by the good ol' Charles Koch foundation", "context": ["NY ranks \"least free\" state in the country", "Based on a libertarian think tank's definition of \"free\"."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But dude, if all the other fold it'll be awesome", "context": ["Hard Brexit: Theresa May to announce withdrawal from single market to get 'clean break' from EU", "it's like go ALL IN with a low pair on pre-flop .."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "but the newest update 9.2.14 is sooo nice!", "context": ["What's the stupidest change you ever witnessed on a popular website?", "Maybe not a specific change, but I'm sure many students will join me in saying \"fuck blackboard.\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You have to understand, Kelly is a liberal and heart was in the right place.", "context": ["Kelly Osbourne to Trump: Without Latinos, Who Will Clean Our Toilets?", "How is that not a massively racist thing to say?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I love blur, makes it so easy to read", "context": ["Thank you Firefox for being pretty much the only browser that can render fonts properly on Windows", "I think IE does a way better job at font rendering than any other browser on Windows, and that all of them do a pretty poor job compared to OS X and Linux."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, we can always trust out government to be 100% transparent and honest with us.", "context": ["TIL: NASA was to hide the discovery of extraterrestrial life out of fear of societal collapse.", "Makes you wonder if they know something and they're not telling us."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "how will the white people smoke the crack the buy from the blacks... see in the south everyone knows the blacks have the best stuff", "context": ["Walmart to stop selling Confederate flag merchandise", "Now if we can just get the gas stations to stop selling glass roses!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, one of the greatest actresses of our time, who is receiving a LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD, really needs a career boost.", "context": ["Conway accuses Meryl Streep of 'inciting people's worst instincts'", "How nice of Streep to use the disabled to boost her career."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't you just hate it when players throw away their career for money?", "context": ["Dybala refuses to shake Allegri's hand after being subbed off", "Must be a sign about his imminent move to Sunderland"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because Hotshot would rather keep Huhi he performs amazing in scrims", "context": ["If echo fox wins tommorow Then this will be the 3rd time in a row that froggen finishes in 7th place with a teamscore of 7-11 Whould have been the same with this years elements but they finished 6-12 this split, which means that this is a froggen curse.", "Why wouldn't Froggen join some better team like CLG, Im pretty sure he is way better than Huhi"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yea must be really satisfying to hit lvl 99/ 200 mill xp", "context": ["Some guy playing Runescape at World Championship", "Anyone who doesn't bot on runescape is time wasting lol."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Republicans who want to save the environment obviously.", "context": ["People with different political leanings than me must be mentally handicapped", "I can't tell, did he mean people who want to save the environment or did he mean republicans?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I hate it when people are polite to me to!", "context": ["What seemingly innocent everyday comment or question simply enrages you?", "\"God bless you\" is pretty presumptuous and irritating"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well, in a that case I'm glad they killed him!", "context": ["Officers tased man to death during mental breakdown, then high-fived in front of his parents", "No one else is gonna mention that he was on spice?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah it literally cures everything so harmless so natural", "context": ["FDA approves first drug for aggressive multiple sclerosis", "You or you could just take weed, a completely harmless drug"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hey, we got a question once... I think you just gotta stop being so greedy", "context": ["People of Reddit, what's something you've always wanted to ask a a gay person?", "Meanwhile, us bisexuals are like, \"Hi, I'm still here!\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well obviously there was no bad music played on the radio back then", "context": ["Found defeners on a video called \"How to make a hit pop song\"", "I swear to god, when people mention all the great music of the past they only list like 3 or 4 bands from a pool of like 10 (Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Queen, etc)."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wait so when are we getting that sale then?", "context": ["Is the January sale going to come to North America?", "I heard that the sale would begin as soon as four thousand people made separate posts asking about a sale."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Except play it out from the back, clearly.", "context": ["Miralem Pjanic (Juve) goal vs Torino (1-3)", "Joe Hart can only do so much"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He doesn't have any tattoos in the forbidden zone so of course he's a model NCO.", "context": ["SGT Bergdahl freed in exchange for 5 Taliban", "I'm annoyed that they promoted a deserter."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "A billionaire who has never paid taxes is *so* the hero of the working class.", "context": ["Trump considers JPMorgan Boss Jamie Dimon For Treasury Secretary", "He couldn't even go a week keeping up the charade of being the working class hero."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Thank goodness someone is around to call Russia out for being the plague-riddled barbarian backwater it really is.", "context": ["Moscow Court Convicts Five Men of Killing Anna Politkovskaya", "I thought the civilized world already established that Putin strangled her on his birthday as a gift to himself?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "but it is a failing state because of all the immigrants", "context": ["\"We Won't Block Pirate Bay,\" Swedish Telecoms Giant Says", "Damn Sweden I thought we lost you, welcome back."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But-t-t,we can do it right this time as long we have our president back", "context": ["Millennials flipping off memorial for victims of communist rule", "INB4 Communist apologists say \"but that wasn't *real* communism^tm \""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because all women are crazy and always want the opposite of what you are.", "context": ["A gym rat voiced his opinion on what kind of men women like", "It's usually neckbeards asking \"Why do women like douchebags who think with their testosterone!?\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, nothing to see here, move along citizen.", "context": ["Crude Falls Below $30 a Barrel for the First Time in 12 Years", "So gas futures are ~20% of what they were in 2007, yet gas prices are ~ 80% of what they were in 2007"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but they only did it to brown non Americans so it's ok", "context": ["Top GOPers: Sorry Trump, Flag Burning's Protected By The First Amendment", "Torture violates the ban on \"cruel and unusual punishment' but Bush/Cheney got away with it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "because apparently now fem shep was the cannon shep", "context": ["Why Bioware showed Mass Effect Andromeda's female hero first", "Because theyre sjw's who fight for nothing."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't worry its in beta it'll get fixed in 2016", "context": ["So, DE_TUSCAN finally (after 3 years) looks actually pretty decent and (almost) ready for competitive?", "I dont know if its your settings or what, but the ground texture is distractingly bad"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "50 no's and a yes is still a yes ;)", "context": ["10 \"Nice Guys\" Who are Just Desperate As Heck", "\"No is just a yes that needs a little convicing\" That's not how that works"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh yeah, cause it's totally the first time European schools have done this", "context": ["Dutch Children Forced To Pray To Allah", "This sounds so absurd it must be fake news."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But petty name calling is a true representation of the proletarian struggle!", "context": ["So I guess it's okay to refer to the British government as 'fascists' if they're calling the UN housing report 'Marxist'?", "This idiotic sort of rhetoric is why socialism struggles"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "no it's because america is full of mysogeny", "context": ["Study: Hillary's message was devoid of policy in a way not seen before", "But... but... but... I thought she said Trump won because his supporters are racist?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm just glad someone was brave enough to stand up and put those overprivileged transgender children in their place", "context": ["Trump administration withdraws protections for transgender students", "I was just thinking today, \"You know, transgender kids have it too easy.\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yup our backup catcher pitched a scoreless inning that game... Better than Felix?", "context": ["Felix Hernandez has given up 8 earned runs while recording 1 out", "Hopefully we get to see a position player pitch tonight, that's always fun"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "herp derp, it's not like you could catch evolved pokemon in the wild in the real game right", "context": ["5 minutes playing and the first (second) pokemon i encounter", "Not gonna lie, kinda feels like they've made the whole evolution aspect of pokemon pointless in this game."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, but he is a man, so you know he enjoyed it.", "context": ["MRW I see a hot guy at the supermarket.", "That poor man, it's like he just got cat-called."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So what you're saying is that marbles are actually really big?", "context": ["ELI5: Is it possible that our universe is in a black hole, and that is why it's constantly expanding?", "A black hole is actually something that would be pulling inward, so much so our entire universe would be condensed into about the size of a marble."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Then it's okay, because the white people shouldn't have been here anyway!", "context": ["White SJW invalidates a person's race, assumes their relative is a rapist", "Speculative query: what if the native american was the rapist?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He's obviously going for the classic physique look bro!", "context": ["Rich Piano's yummy snack based diet seems to be paying off", "His delts really look small compared to his arms"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But Pearl Harbor needed romance to keep me interested.", "context": ["What is something you hate that so many film makers seem to do?", "Force a romantic plot when it is unnecessary to the main story."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "West Brom must be positively terrified right now", "context": ["Luke Waterfall (Lincoln City) own goal for Arsenal (3-0)", "Arsenal are getting into some serious form right now."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But remember, when the CIA undermines the French elections thats not hacking", "context": ["How illegal is to meet a girl at a bar, drink a lot with her, take her to your home and while she is unconscious use her phone to like your own photos on Instagram?", "I think this fits the federal hacking definition of \"unauthorized access to any system\" - which means you're probably looking at a felony with a couple years of jail time depending on the prosecutor."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, we should all save our outrage and criticisms for the next Republican president!", "context": ["IRS e-mail hearing gets heated over hard drive crash", "Apparently since trying to get their way with 50+ repeal attempts of the Affordable Care Act, and 14+ inquiries about Benghazi worked so well they're going to try to beat the IRS \"scandal\" like the dead horse it is."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "but but..she did them herself, so that's like, original and so edgy!", "context": ["This girl does most of her tattoos herself, the rest are done out of houses.", "Those make jail tattoos look like fine art"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No no no, she was talking about everyone on the continent.", "context": ["Now that the field has narrowed, can we demand those transcripts?", "She'll release them 'as soon as everyone else does' Well Bernie has and Trump is now the only one left out of the 'everyone else' category."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Careful, you don't want to come across as a discriminatory atheist edgelord.", "context": ["TIL the Greek religion's God (Zeus Pater), the Roman religion's God (Jupiter), and the Indian Vedic religion's God (Dyaus Pita), have similar names because those religions - along with Norse, Persian, and Slavic mythologies - all evolved from the same original religion.", "Isn't this like the biggest giveaway that religion is made up and fiction?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Man, I've seen more than that on a Friday night!", "context": ["The US just confiscated a $180 million boat shipment of cocaine from Colombian drug traffickers", "ITT: People think 5 tonnes is not a lot of cocaine"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's the double copper wrap that makes it code, just a single wrap would be a no no.", "context": ["When you need to splice but you don't have any one bolts or crimps", "I swear I've seen that in the code book as legal..."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, because we all know the left is incapable of this kind of behavior", "context": ["Silver Spring: Trump supporter's home vandalized with swastika", "I would not be surprised if in a few weeks it came out that he did this himself."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Gotta have that extra 300MB Of Ram when your playing games", "context": ["\"Windows is bloated to the max, idiot.\"", "people have this strange idea that most of your ram should be unused.... this is dumb a good os will use every byte of ram you give it people freaking when they see Vista,7,8,8.1 using nearly all the systems ram then saying 'windows suxs it uses all my ramz' make me giggle"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "She should immediately capitulate everything so that we can all feel that we were right to vote remain", "context": ["Merkel throws down gauntlet to May: No free market access while curbing immigration", "Well, what else is she going to say before negotiations start?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So based off these two stats do you think Winston will break the record before you guys let him walk?", "context": ["Jameis Winston only needs 6,689 more passing yards to become the all time passer leader for Bucs (Vinny Testaverde - 14,820 yds)", "The Bucs have never given a QB a second contract.. so, not that surprising"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but its \"Organic Energy\" you're supposed to pay more for the healthier energies.", "context": ["Proposed 7.1% PGE Electric Residential Rate Increase", "I keep hearing about cheaper energy yet the cheaper it gets, the more we pay."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Still less manufactured the 90% of music today amarite?", "context": ["\"The youth of today have no balls\"", "This is even funnier when you learn that the sex pistols were entirely manufactured by a record exec and werent naturally rebellious at all"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Very often my friends and I find that the colour of the token is more important than the power and toughness.", "context": ["My friend laser cut a few tokens", "I would rather have dice for counters and actual token cards for tokens."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And based on hamas's history of keeping promises that will surely happen!", "context": ["Report: israel to rehabilitate and help develop gaza for hamas ceasefire and demilitarization.", "Very solid offer for both sides, assuming hamas keeps his part of the deal"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This is like Deandre Jordan all over again", "context": ["Rumor: Durant does not consider the Knicks as a potential destination", "Damn I was really expecting him to sign with us"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Glennon is tall and white so he must be good", "context": ["Colin Kaepernick reportedly wants $9M to $10M per year and a chance to start", "When Mike Glennon gets paid but Kaepernick can't get a cheap contract, you know there's some stuff going on behind the scenes."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "...and that's getting worse by the minute and nobody is going anything about it!", "context": ["Ottawa has really high ratings in environmental quality, housing, safety, healthcare and taxation in cities ranking list.", "Yeah, it's a really good city overall, so much so that we all work very hard to find things to complain about"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, eco rounds should be just as winnable as full buys!", "context": ["I am completely okay with Valve pretending this patch never happened and reverting everything completely.", "I am OK with them keeping the gun as it is."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It would have to be a legitimate rape tho", "context": ["Joe Biden backs $41 million fund to reduce rape kit testing backlog", "GOP will be against it because it would encourage women to get raped."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Not if you record the stopwatches with 60 fps camera to display on 60 fps monitors, then you would.", "context": ["If the fastest human runner runs at 23.35 fps, but we have monitors that run at 60 fps, why don't we send our monitors to the Olympics?", "The human eye can't perceive anything faster than 30 fps, so there would be no way for us to measure how fast the monitors are with our stopwatches since we're watching with our eyes."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's just a clump of cells and killing it should be legal.", "context": ["Husband startles baby in utero by blowing raspberries", "The crazy thing is that the fetus has enough neurons, brain structure, what have you, to recognize the sound after a couple repetitions and become habituated to it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But he's not homophobic or anything, he has a friend who is a gay!", "context": ["Because that's a totally normal, appropriate, not weird at all way to a approach a stranger.", "If anyone ever called me \"a bi\" I'd shove my bi pride flag up their ass."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Does the Titan xp give more xp to Windows xp?", "context": ["What's the most outdated thing you still use today?", "At work we still use Windows xp"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Damn... I guess I have to buy a Nexus 6", "context": ["PSA: OEM Unlock On The Nexus 6 And 9 Requires Checking A Box In Developer Options", "Unfortunately it also requires a Nexus 6."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Geez wanting your kids to have an education, food, a bed to sleep on and a chance at a better future what a horrible father", "context": ["Undocumented dad taken by ICE while dropping kids off at school", "Pretty selfish dad to put his kids in that situation."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "She didn't have any encryption on that server, so she's following what she preaches.", "context": ["Hillary Clinton's Tech Policy Plan Includes Some Empty Broadband Promises And A Continued War On Encryption", "The woman who set up a private e-mail server to keep her emails out of the government's hands wants us peons to have zero ability to protect our stuff."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "With all the budget cuts we'll be lucky to field a team at all", "context": ["LSU secondary NCAA violations: Player hitches ride with agent; Tigers change pregame sideline policy", "Time to close the team down, good enough allegations for me"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Didn't you know that people who watch blackfish are experts on everything having to do with whales and SeaWorld?", "context": ["Three whales have died at SeaWorld San Antonio in the last six months", "ITT: Everyone is suddenly a whale biologist."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Guess that makes up for it, Knicks fans should be felling happy now.", "context": [": NBA fines Sidney Lowe $5,000, Wizards organization $15,000 for the asst coach being on the court during Knicks' last possession.", "Well now im not sad anymore thank god"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Basically the same thing, but for the last part you get 8 guys to grab a giant log and ram it from a safe distance", "context": ["How not to dismantle a cinder block wall.", "As a guy who works at a desk all day, what is the proper way to dismantle a cinder block wall?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm glad banning abortion creates so, so many jobs.", "context": ["Ohio senate passes bill to ban abortion when heartbeat can be detected", "I'm glad we are working on calming those economic anxieties"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm not voting, because the winner has already been decided by the Illuminati.", "context": ["What single question can you ask someone to find out a lot about their personality, beliefs, and values?", "Ask who they are voting for and why"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I've had ENOUGH of the liberal agenda ruining my snack life!", "context": ["Somebody at Oreo headquarters is high as fuck.", "Fun fact: Oreos and Swedish Fish are both unintentionally vegan."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm sure most people here are just big, bad sexists.", "context": ["What do you enjoy that Reddit absolutely shits on?", "The belief that women and men should be treated equally."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "My first thought was that the police should have politely asked the bikers to hand in their weapons because how would they have shot each other if the police asked them to do that?", "context": ["9 dead in Waco, Texas, shooting from rival biker gangs.", "If only they had more guns to defend themselves with.. Everything would have been dandy"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I thought the wraps only and no headgear was the way to go?", "context": ["Liston sparring with a 19 year old Foreman.", "I'd venture a guess and say they are not sparring."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Valve started to listen to people's complaints about their toasters not handling the game", "context": ["why are these domes on dust2 not solid?", "they were solid wtf what happened lol"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And he didn't even kill Jews, sounds boring.", "context": ["Czech restaurant shooting: nine killed, reports say", "Now all the conservatives have shed a single tear because he wasn't Muslim."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "are you suggesting i cant cure my cancer with beer", "context": ["I'm 15 and just drank my first beer", "These people that act like beer is some magical elixir are usually either alcoholics or have never touched it and want to sound cool."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wanna go talk to some Jehovah's Witnesses with me?", "context": ["The creepy \"Black Ghost\" sculpture in Klaipeda, Lithuania.", "Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about the Many Faced God?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Do you think Perez will make the 18 this year?", "context": ["Could this be the La Liga player we're going after?", "It's clearly the return of Victor Perez."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He's President and you're not, so from his POV it's going pretty peachy", "context": ["House Obamacare repeal vote will not take place Thursday", "This is not a good week for Donald Trump."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We're supposed to be hating on Hearthstone here!", "context": ["I love that 'roping' in Duelyst is something that happens due to there being so many options and not BM And when you add people after a match they don't call you a Roach Boy", "I dont know which Decks you played in Hearthstone, but in HS you roped also because of several options."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You can never be sure that pirated copies of Windows are botnet free, so best to disable them from the net.", "context": ["Virus-infected computers that pose a risk to other PCs should be blocked from the net, a senior researcher at software giant Microsoft suggests", "I would love to see this but the potential for misuse is way to high."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "My understanding is that it would run perfectly and every glitch and bug and lockup would disappear because they're all caused by the 360's older hardware not capable of running this built-from-scratch-for-next-gen game.", "context": ["With Xbox One being backwards compatible, vote for your favourite Call of Duty games to be available for the feature!", "I wonder how a 360 copy of AW would work on xbone."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, because they jump out of the screen and rape people to death.", "context": ["German minister says voicing opposition to migration is equivalent to rape: \"What happens on the right-wing platforms and in chatrooms is at least as awful as the (NYE) acts of those assaulting the women\"", "If there's anything worse than rape, it's mean internet words."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Next your going to say that pretty much all political parties are actually working towards what they believe is best for the world.", "context": ["What misunderstanding does Reddit have that you REALLY want to correct?", "The world is *not* shit, people are *not* naturally evil or stupid or lazy or whatever terrible thing you want to believe we are, and *nothing* about our government or economy or religion or culture or language or society is completely beyond realistic, practical improvement."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but FDR was a Democrat so who really gives a shit?", "context": ["The Latest: Trump calls 100-day assessment 'ridiculous'", "It's been the standard benchmark for 85 years."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ted had plenty of jokes that weren't relevant to the plot line.", "context": ["First image from Seth McFarlane's A Million Ways to Die in the West", "I wonder if the jokes will have any relevance to the plot line."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But negev needs balancing, all the devs are hard at work cracking that case", "context": ["WarOwl forced to stop playing MM because of an offensive profile picture (again)", "I would love to see a way of disabling steam profile pictures."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Everyone knows the Wendy's frosty French fry combo, amateur.", "context": ["What are the weirdest food combinations that are surprisingly good?", "French fries dipped in a milk shake."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But Geno would have at least 9 in 18 games", "context": ["Fitz is AFC offensive player of the week", "3rd Player of the Week for Fitz in 18 games with the Jets."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah these old buildings that no longer able serve their purpose should just be demolished instead of having any sort of additions.", "context": ["Museum of Military, Dresden , by Daniel Libeskind", "That man needs to stop ruining buildings."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's expensive to ship to Australia because it's so far away.", "context": ["Steam, please let Australians use AUD (dollarydoos) already, at this point it's just being misleading!", "why is it 80$ to begin with ?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The guy who invented Vice Magazine wouldn't have any *clue* about what it's like being an anarchist or punk or leftist", "context": ["Gavin McInnes: I'm Not A Conservative (I'm still the same anarchist punk I was when I was a teenager, and I have the tattoos to prove it.)", "It's always cute to watch pseudo-Anarchists pretend that having tattoos, piercings, and some #crazyhair makes them an anarchist."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Just close your eyes a little and squint.", "context": ["Has anyone used one of these Reevu (Rear View equipped) Helmets?", "would you be blinded if some asshole SUV/truck with halogens or high beams stayed behind you?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Lamo qtpie said something funny on stream let me post his sick 420 meme on reddit so I can get all the upboats xD", "context": ["Imaqtpie: Piglet is not even a quarter as good as me in my prime confirmed by qtpie himself on stream", "As much as I enjoy qtpies stream shitposts like this should not clutter the front page."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, something vague, like the concept that if your calorie intake is higher than your calorie burn (think exercise), then you're going to gain weight", "context": ["People in the US are consuming less calories, yet obesity continues to rise", "Perhaps it's some unclear factor, other than simply calorie intake, that's playing a role here."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh but they just talked about golf and grandkids", "context": ["James Comey Broke with Loretta Lynch and Justice Department Tradition", "Loretta Lynch broke with Justice Department Tradition first by meeting with the husband of an investigation target during the investigation."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "ctrl+f+\"hipsters\" good comment, could've been more vitriolic though", "context": ["My friend's arms look really long in this photo", "I thought it was a pre 2000s picture, then I realized it was just hipsters"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "EU orgs also pay more to players and EU speak same language so communication is fantastic", "context": ["OG Amazing - EU talent is twice as strong as NA", "EU also as a larger playerbase and better ping across the board due to better internet structure and server location"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They didn't find any weed on them, so they arent monsters and it was just a prank.", "context": ["Hate crime charges filed against 4 in torture of teen", "I would have lost more faith in our legal system if they weren't charged."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why not, he's clearly the most dangerous terrorist in the world, right?", "context": ["Security Theater: 16 year old kid bypasses all security at new WTC site, makes it to top of spire", "Hope they don't charge this kid with the maximum to make a \"point\" because they're embarrassed."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I think Bryce Petty's injury was actually to his arm", "context": ["Del Rio says Carr has a broken fibula", "Unbelievable to lose two young franchise QB's to the same injury on the same day"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Slave traders must be good guys, I just don't understand their jobs.", "context": ["Reddit, in your opinion what is the least respectable profession and why?", "ITT: People who don't understand other people's jobs."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That was 50 years ago, maybe they've changed their 'minds'.", "context": ["300+ Economists, including 3 nobel laureates, petition the US government to legalize marijuana", "The government responded earlier by putting their fingers in their ears and shouting \"nananana I can't hear you!\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What about downvoting OP for making a comment on a post I don't like?", "context": ["What rules of reddiquette do people commonly ignore?", "Downvoting is supposed to be for comments that don't contribute to the discussion, not comments you disagree with."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Although I can agree with you on that point if I take Stalin and Lenin in consideration, all in all, no individual or group deserve to be bought bullied and treated like shit, even the russian", "context": ["Pro-Russian candidate leads in Moldova presidential election", "I still hope that Maia Sandu could win election in a second round, but in other case - every nation has the government it deserves."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because surely it benefits the country if we let people who can't find a job slide into poverty and criminality", "context": ["What pisses you off about your country?", "The amount of socialists in my country that believe it is the job of working people to take care of people who do nothing all day"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, he still identifies as male and therefore can't possibly experience real oppression.", "context": ["On Being Fat, Brown, Femme, Ugly, and Unloveable--An article oozing with entitlement on many levels.", "This is tumblr's version of the master race."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah, they should be in the kitchen, making sandwiches for the gaming nazis", "context": ["(NSFW) Weekend College LAN Party - 8 PC's, VR, Chipotle, Killing Floor, HL2, TF2, Payday + More!", "in before feminists complain about the women on the floor"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because she's a female, brought it upon herself and ruined the name of the city and her attackers.", "context": ["Movie 'Han Gong Ju' scandal based off of a true story", "Why the hell would the police release her personal information (especially in a country known for blood-money) but the rapist's information was protected?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Without the southern states the negro's wouldn't have even made it to the americas obviously!", "context": ["\"Southern whites are the negro's best friend, but no integration\" Nashville, Tennessee, USA 1956", "how exactly did they figure that they were \"the negro's best friend?\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "His failures come towards the end of the race, coincidence?", "context": ["\"I will push 100% and if I'm not in the points, I will retire\"", "its the second time he retired shortly before the race ended so there MIGHT actually be some truth to it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yea dude his runes are just that good", "context": ["TOAN 3rd Place Global Finish AGAIN... (~64min)", "Speaking of rankings, is it normal for there to be a level 18 ranked first on TOAH?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Meyer is in the B1G and we all know championships for the SEC only", "context": ["If Alabama wins this Monday, that would mean only 5 different coaches have won a championship the past 10 years Saban Meyer Miles Fisher Chizik I guess I can add that 5 would be from the state of Alabama too.", "One of these things is not like the others"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You n00bies will never be 1337 hax0rz like the CEO's of AIG/BOA/Blackwater", "context": ["If money = free speech, is it not unconstitutional to force me to pay taxes?", "Loopholes and clever arguments only work for the elite."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah guys, shouldn't have asked for more servers TWO years ago when there was multiple hours queue.", "context": ["Trion, There needs to be a system where you can turn in a full hauler at one time, it takes too long for us to turn in these 300 abyssal attack packs 1 by 1.", "shouldn't of asked for more servers at launch players fault have a nice day fam enjoy the free money :D"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, and if a black person wants to marry a white person, they can go to another state!", "context": ["Alabama's Top Judge: State Doesn't Have to Allow Gay Marriage.", "The people of Alabama should be able to choose which relationships it feels are important to their communities."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But erasing all the Asian people totally solves that!", "context": ["Why Does Marvel Keep Messing Up Asian Cultures?", "Cause they have a terrible orientalist legacy from like 50 years ago that they feel the need to stay loyal to, for some reason."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I just wish we got more of Reggie Miller", "context": ["Charles Barkley offers Kobe a job on live TV", "Kobe is probably the only other basketball person on the planet that I'd like to see join the crew"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because men never sexually assault men and women never sexually assault women.", "context": ["Prison Rape, Only a problem when it happens to Women?", "women have no business in a male prison and and men have no business in a female prison."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, its fine as long as you are 'joking'", "context": ["My friend caught the exact moment she was hit on by a black guy", "Jesus Christ there's a lot of casual racism being upvoted in this thread."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Remember kids, unless you have perfect health, you don't count as a person!", "context": ["TIL that monosodium glutamate (MSG) has no extraordinary negative effect on the human body, contrary to common perception", "Unless you have migraines, then MSG can be a trigger food and send you spiraling into hours of pain and regret."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, it's totally not unethical to accept gifts before reviewing products.", "context": ["Dark Souls 3 might just have the most awesome press review kit ever (Album)", "Is this how you get a perfect score?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The 4 other people on my team are always the shittiest players and the worst people on earth for some reason.", "context": ["Other than DLC and microtransactions, what do you think is the biggest problem in video gaming today?", "The other 4 people on my team."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That sounds like fascism though, surely we'd never elect a fascist!", "context": ["McCain: Trump's Ban May Fuel ISIS Propaganda", "It's almost as if he wants to fuel more terrorists, gives him an external threat to focus on."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Does windows 8 phones now have a desktop ui?", "context": ["Microsoft wants you to forget Windows 8", "What about my new Windows 8 Phone?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, if he does it he's a Nazi", "context": ["For Those Decrying the Chicago Protests: XKCD on Free Speech", "Thank you for accurately describing why Trump throws out protesters from his private events."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh you're such a rebel, no one has ever thought that before and it isn't a widely popular and barely controversial opinion at all", "context": ["What is something politically incorrect you wanted to say for a long time?", "If you know that a child will be severely disabled before it's born to the point where they would require 24/7 care for the rest of their lives and wouldn't even be able to think for themselves, then it's just not worth bringing that child into the world."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This wouldn't have happened if Blake had veterans on his team.", "context": ["Michael Eaves on Twitter \"#Clippers forward Blake Griffin injured his right hand after hitting a member of the team's equipment staff during an argument in Toronto\"", "Blake is the type of vet the Sixers need, teach these young guys not to get caught on film."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But this time *Ryan Reynolds* is confirming it!", "context": ["Ryan Reynolds confirms he's set to play Deadpool", "Do we need this article every other day"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm the same way, just when I beat my kids xD", "context": ["Let me help you protect your resources", "I usually don't just snipe, but when I have decided to go for loot and they have trapped their th I make it look like they caused it :D"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's partially their own fault when Taco Bell offers 4th meal and Jack in the Box has the munchie box.", "context": ["Tax havens: Super-rich 'hiding' at least $21tn", "And to think millions of people go to bed hungry every night."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I bet its a one way and they didn't wanna break any rules", "context": ["Thrusting vigorously in and out until completion", "Well he went in forward, should have come out forward."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "and force Google and Facebook to move to Cork", "context": ["Michael Noonan: High rise building needed in Dublin to prevent city sprawling 'to Athlone'", "Or expand more in Cork City instead for a change."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Brave stand to take here on reddit, where this opinion is unpopular and despised.", "context": ["Typical children's corner in a german boook store", "Not all cultures are threatened by nudity."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Lebron and KD, but obviously much more skilled than either.", "context": ["Jabari Parker Full Highlights 2016.11.03 vs Pacers - 27 Pts, 5 Threes!", "Who would be the most accurate historical comparison for the Giannis/Jabari duo?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You probably should be studying if you can't spell people right", "context": ["What current trend bothers you the most?", "when stupid ppl get famous and get rich for being stupid"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Did your mom drink and smoke with you in the womb?", "context": ["\"Is this girl's family just desperately poor?\"", "I was so confused whether this was facebook or reddit"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Shh, don't you know, they're both the same!", "context": ["Republicans Plan to Roll Back Parts of the Landmark Endangered Species Act", "They really are on the exact wrong side of every issue."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I mean, I think it's pretty obvious... Obama is a white supremacist.", "context": ["Extreme right-wing site aligns Obama's policies with famous tyrants like Hitler", "Whats with left wing and right wing groups comparing every politician they don't like with Hitler or Stalin, just because you disagree with someones policies doesn't mean they automatically become Hitler."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, let's give all the control to someone who's ONLY accountability is to their shareholders and their bank account!", "context": ["Ending net neutrality would be disastrous for everyone", "Why would you want the gov to control more things?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hard to tell which ones were for the leadership challenge and which were just the normal background level of anti-Tory death threats.", "context": ["Owen Smith still receiving death threats after Labour leadership bid", "Any idea if this sort of thing happened with Andrea Leadsom, or any of Theresa May's leadership rivals?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yea, JBL and Stan Hansen were total jokes", "context": ["Okada hits the Rainmaker on AJ Styles", "I still find it ridiculous that someone uses a clothesline as a finisher."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nope I'm turning on camera shake today and becoming a pro", "context": ["Most recent Pro Rocket League camera settings.", "You'll never see a pro playing with camera shake btw :D"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "2 people moving there is like 20% right there", "context": ["US Born Population Living In State of Birth, 2008 @ Lehner 2015", "What's the draw to bring people to Delaware, Nevada and Wyoming?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Their team was dismantled during the summer, if you didn't know..", "context": ["Real Madrid 1 - 2 Atletico Madrid", "Atletico will fall anytime soon Part II"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, but in Swedish society, as in American society, malnourishment is clearly a much bigger health problem than obesity.", "context": ["Swedish mannequins look considerably healthier than the ones I'm used to.", "being slim doesnt make you unhealthy... just sayin"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Of course everything has to be made for America.", "context": ["Most Famous Australian Brand/Product By State Of Origin", "I've never heard about any of those except WiFi, and the WiFi logo was most likely just designed in Australia for an American company."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You shut your whore mouth, how dare you question glorious OP's completely 100% true explanation.", "context": ["Flea Market vendor has dozens of memes printed and framed for $20, figured you guys would enjoy", "Uhm I'm pretty sure hes selling the frames and those and just some example photos a redditor thought would be funny to stick in them."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Gigabyte uses non shiny boxes for amd cards which makes Nvidia superior in every way", "context": ["I got a new box too, giff karma!", "How well does that box perform compared to my box?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah, government is always more caring than family", "context": ["This is Why I Hate Going To My Mom's House", "You should call Adult Protective Services....she needs help OP"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I hate when meth and heroin dealers get put in jail because that's how they make their money.", "context": ["So Sodah just got Banned too for Account Sharing, Ridiclious yes/no?", "really sucks because that is the way they make their money."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But his office is apple based so it doesn't need IT because they have 0 issues ever, right?", "context": ["Fridays are hard...hopefully IT don't notice that I'm taking up all of our office bandwidth.", "As someone who works in IT, we're either also watching it or just don't care :D"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It wouldn't, because it's not people they were sterilizing but untermenschen", "context": ["Israel caught forcibly sterilizing their Ethiopian population under the guise of providing vaccinations, explaining their recent drop in birth rates", "So this would be classified as genocide if I'm correct, and most people know that genocide isn't very nice."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Good thing Auburn is racist and never hired that guy.", "context": ["TIL: In 2011 Kansas hired Charlie Weis over Gus Malzahn", "We also hired Turner Gill after pushing Jim Harbaugh too far...he was reportedly ready to sign the contract until said he'd have to give up coaching Stanford in their bowl game."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yes but why would we want to see that, they are the most evil humans afterall.", "context": ["An ambulance tries to save one but injures many in the process NSFW", "Does anything good ever happen in the middle East?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yea, 3 million voters didn't do it, it was the party forcing her on us!", "context": ["Has Sanders Hurt His Party by Staying in the Race So Long?", "The party has hurt itself by forcing Clinton on it's supporters."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's *president-elect* god emperor to you, filthy peasant", "context": ["This is how tyranny begins: Why will President Donald Trump continue to hold rallies?", "Ignorant people are too easily pleased by the self-righteous, easy-to-digest exhortations and yammerings of their \"god emperor\"."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Of course, if you were not a woman then it would not have happened.", "context": ["Females of Reddit, What is the biggest fall back of being a women?", "Knowing that if was raped, regardless of the scenario, there's at least one person out there who thinks it was even a LITTLE bit my fault."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because all the men were busy scooping the driveway?", "context": ["Only women showed up to work after snowstorm, Senator says", "As a woman, I am not at all surprised by this news."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He won't leave... he will just play for WCE.", "context": ["Lyon: No guarantee Fyfe will stay with Fremantle", "Freo supporters need to be on suicide watch if Fyfe leaves"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But anyone who supports any universal health care system besides single-payer is a Republican, didn't you hear?", "context": ["There Is a Moderate Republican in This Race, But She's Running as a Democrat", "I guess Sanders is also a Republican considering their nearly identical voting records."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm going to guess heart attack caused by some preexisting genetic condition just like most older body builders", "context": ["54 year old amateur BBer passed away less than 24 hours after NABBA World Championship in Malta", "The most interesting part of this would be to hear *how* he died"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "bulong bulong sa mga bespren... walang bias yan", "context": ["Duterte hits 3 'most corrupt' government agencies", "I could be wrong, but how did he determine what agencies were the most corrupt without having access to government files yet?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It'll be the same thing, just in a different language", "context": ["Taeyeon to make her official solo debut and TaeTiSeo to have their comeback by the end of this year?", "I'd prefer a Japanese album to another TTS comeback"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah I'm sure being a pushover like Bernie attracts the general population much more.", "context": ["Trump threatens to send supporters to Sanders events: 'Be careful Bernie'", "This is exactly the type of thing that will keep Trump from moving to wider appeal once the GOP primary freak-show has been settled on Tuesday."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I still believe Memphis will finally get his chance and show up big this time.", "context": ["Zlatan Ibrahimovic will serve a three-match suspension with immediate effect after he admitted an FA charge of violent conduct and accepted the standard penalty.", "On the plus side, it'll be nice to see Rashford given a chance up front for a run of games."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "There are soooooooo many planets that the chances of meeting another player while exploring are next to nil!", "context": ["What video game was ahead of its time?", "Well, No Mans Sky *tried* so hard to be ahead of its time."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They're totally not my thing, but God forbid someone has a different opinion!", "context": ["Not to mention they've pissed off a lot of people.", "Could apply to Black Veil Brides as well."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah man, the constitution totally says \"I can poison any reservoir I want.\"", "context": ["Drinking water for 117 million Americans will be protected under new rules shielding small streams, tributaries and wetlands from pollution and development", "The federal government is overstepping its constitutionally defined boundaries."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Or it could have been part of his plan along!", "context": ["Chris Hadfield responds on Twitter to Texas student who brought a clock to school", "This kid getting arrested might be the best thing that could have happened to him"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Jobs was so in touch and that is why he was good at leading the company.", "context": ["Apple Will Reduce iPhone 7 Production By 10% in Early 2017 Due to 'Sluggish' Sales", "Fire Cook, hire someone in touch with the masses."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But the UN is against Israel, our most important ally!", "context": ["Donald Trump to sign executive order to dramatically reduce funding of United Nations", "There's a lot of issues with the UN, but crippling them endangers global cooperation and stabilty"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I would definitely want my boss seeing me watch this during work.", "context": ["Christy Carlson Romano loses a bet with her husband, and we all win.", "how is this nsfw.. they show more skin in the si swimsuit edition"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, SNSD are so *very* washed up, like no body even knows who they are any more!", "context": ["SNSD will attend K-Con New York City on August 8", "KCON is just like an event for all the washed-up groups to turn up to for a payday"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So now you're gonna take that from them?", "context": ["Michigan State Police Trooper is overpowered by 2 men (brothers); civilians stop to help trooper", "First time I've ever heard music in a cop car"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But women can't help if they have sex they are just considered \"shitty locks\".", "context": ["16-year-old faces statutory rape charge for having consensual sex with girl the same age as him", "I guess male privilege is having to take responsibility for our actions because apparently females are incapable according to the laws"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "\"Look at this entitled prick who won't let other people take his money\"", "context": ["The sense of entitlement is strong in this one", "You mean the one who feels entitled to other people's money?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "\"Somebody had to program the computer models to say that global warming happened!!\"", "context": ["To the wankers who stop paying attention when you challenge their opinion.", "I feel like this until someone starts telling me how global warming isn't real because they had a cold winter."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We're all from the Europes, like one big happy family.", "context": ["Americans of Reddit, what would you like to know about us Europeans?", "Why is no one saying what country they are from here?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But then how will I know what to buy?", "context": ["What are some \"life hacks\" you've learned from being poor?", "A cable package is just paying for commercials."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wait... I thought looks is all that matters.", "context": ["Off of Sad Screenshots Taken Out Of Context from Fb.", "8 mentions of her looks, 1 mention of her personality."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Suspect was resisting arrest by trying to fall down on the ground.", "context": ["Police officer chokes an unresisting college student until he falls unconscious", "How is he resisting arrest when his hands are cuffed behind his back and he's surrounded by three cops?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh yes, that's really going to help when total fare revenue doesn't even cover 20% of their opex.", "context": ["RTA Fare Increases Now in Effect, Bleak and Baleful Horizon Stretches Far as Eye Can See", "Start charging the thieves who don't pay on the healthline."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Not if you dump all your brain power into caring for others, then it's just \"nurturing\"", "context": ["Why women aren't Nazi's...oops, I meant alt-right.", "\"They will learn through pain and consequent subjugation...\" That's....kinda rapey."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You mean those Redditors that gave Bernie the nomination?", "context": ["Eighty-five percent of Sanders supporters intend to vote for Clinton", "And that number will likely increase by November, no matter how many redditors claim otherwise."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "they're red oak and mahogany stained on the inside", "context": ["Art Acevedo is staying in Austin, with a raise", "Why can't the city afford to fix the windows that are still boarded up on the front of police headquarters?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I like paying $64 for a $50 Steam gift card", "context": ["Sounds like a great deal to me", "That's what it feels like for Australians :("]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Similar to how reverse racism doesn't exist, sexism can only be perpetrated by males", "context": ["She has already apologized, but I think it will stay this way for awhile.", "If she regularly sees a male doing the dishes then how could she think it was sexist?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I don't want to sound pedantic but that's exactly what Angela Merkel said.", "context": ["\"You're sending the wrong signal to billions of people living in undemocratic states\"- Angela Merkel attacks US and UK spying tactics.", "They're sending the wrong signals to their own citizens"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because it happened in Iceland and not somewhere important like MURICA!", "context": ["Icelandic MP breastfeeding her new born child during debate in parliament", "And nobody reacted at all... as the world didn't stop turning."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They should have put a $125 Million termination payout in each of their contracts.", "context": ["Wells Fargo exec who headed up phony accounts unit walks away with $125 Million USD", "...and 5300 of the employees under her got fired."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "women are delicate little flowers and the poor girl is probably traumatized by what happened.", "context": ["Or you could just wake her up like a normal person would and let her know.", "TL:DR just be a creepy slave dude that makes a big deal out of nothing"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "[The campaign actually revolves around an elite group of US marines and UK special forces sent back in time to resolve a time paradox and ensure the proper outcome of the war]", "context": ["Clueless Gamer: \"Battlefield 1\" With Terry Crews", "Why is there a helicopter on the thumbnail?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but it's fun to reach on any issue if it means you can put the blame on Muslims", "context": ["Danish authorities demand women-only swimming sessions used by Muslim immigrants are scrapped so 'people learn it is natural to swim together'", "pretty sure women only swimming session didn't start because of muslim women"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Feel free to donate me some dragon lore skins if you want me to try", "context": ["Saw the AK bait glitch post on mirage, decided to give it a try", "Works better with a dragon lore or a fire serpent"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well, you sexist pig, how about making HIM a sandwich?", "context": ["TIL: a 2012 study showed that men who treat women the same as they treat other men, are seen as overwhelmingly sexist by both men and women.", "My buddy Steve gets mad when I tell him to make me a sandwich."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "nonsense, Louisville can't blow out a strong SEC team", "context": ["Apparently Georgia is way too good to care about playing Louisville.", "And people in this sub say I'm in a \"logic free zone\" for believing that Louisville will win this game by 8+"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Your comment shows that you still don't get it.", "context": ["Nearly 50% of Donald Trump voters believe Hillary Clinton is involved in pedophilia ring: poll", "But remember, it's liberals who live in a bubble and who need to understand Trump voters better."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Come on - you mean to tell me you've never thrown a stapler at anybody?", "context": ["Queensland police officer to pay stapler victim $400", "If I threw a stapler at a Queensland Sargent of Police and hit him in the face I would be convicted and jailed."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh yes the donald with all his prosperity has really brought the hellfire over us in the past 40 years.", "context": ["\"The Vicious Snake\"- New video read by Donald Trump", "Donald Trump is a snake; do not let him in."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But I thought the traditional punishment for cops was to downgrade the charge 3-4 levels, fail to prosecute and say it's a good thing they got fired for it?", "context": ["Ex-cop gets prison after raping children while on duty", "A bullet to the head rather than prison would be better."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The best way to attack Trump is say something/anything negative about him.", "context": ["Group urges New York AG to put Trump out of business by revoking charter", "The best way to attack trump is attacking his bottom line."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "because Suh never deserves any of those fines.", "context": ["Bart Starr's face swollen from the cold, picture from the Ice Bowl post game interview.", "When men were men, and you could actually hit the QB without Suh being fined 75k."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "A speaker with humorous intent on the internet has carte blanche to say whatever they want, to anyone, anywhere and anytime, and need not suffer any responsibility, consequences or disagreements whatsoever.", "context": ["Misters complain about creepyPMs not dealing with their bullshit, wonders why someone would assume a PM harassing and mocking a feminist that posts here would be from a MRA", "TIL: If you joke around with someone, you can never be shamed."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "only white people have families, blacks just have illegitimate kids.", "context": ["Republicans can never say they care about family values again for embracing Trump and shunning the Obamas", "In the eyes of much of the GOP, family values only matter when you're white."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What that's all true what kind of history books you readin", "context": ["Name all the old, debunked, unpopular, or improbable theories you can think of Foxy is a good guy.", "Balloon Boy Caused 9/11 The Holocaust The Columbine Massecre Port Arthur Massecre The Cancellation of Invader Zim"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah it's fine if these people get killed in their war torn home country - as long as it doesn't happen in Australian waters", "context": ["Melbourne doctors refusing to discharge children back into detention centres", "TIL locking children in concentration camps is acceptable because no on water deaths."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I can see where your coworker's watch is relevant here.", "context": ["I don't know much about watches but can i nato strap be added to this watch?", "No, but a coworker has a similar Skagen watch that can be put on a nato strap and probably look better."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No GPU ever THANKS FOR THE AMAZING PORT GUYS", "context": ["Saw this on the GTA IV Realistic mod video.", "No way that GPU could run it at 4k"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, they're not used to have 20 people connecting to their store", "context": ["Hitman 2 Silent Assassin is free on Square Enix's Online Store with the code FreeSilentAssassin!", "Right now the store is experiencing heavy traffic but this is valid for the next two days, It is a steam key BTW."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Obviously your lagswitch comes included with an aimbot.", "context": ["What is considered a good HSR and infantry accuracy?", "I have 35% hsr and hipfire exclusively LOL"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Or sometimes a (proverbial) cigar is just a cigar Are you seriously so tinfoil-hat-y that it's not enough for the \"bad guy\" rich guys to all have secret supervillain-esque agendas, but the ones who at least look like good guys have to have them too?", "context": ["Elon Musk envisons Mars colony with Geodesic domes and big underground which may be strikingly similar to Babylon 5 TV show", "I feel like he knows something about the imminent demise of earth and thats why he is in a big rush to get to mars or else he's going all john galt to flee to his secret valley and hide away from the plebs he knows somehting"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why get Ava's when range cape does the same thing?", "context": ["A purely combat account with all skilling stats at 1.", "That means no avas or b gloves."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because it's working so well for Europe's demography?", "context": ["In ageing Japanese village, dolls take place of dwindling population", "Can't help but feel all of Japan's generation repopulation problems would be solved with a limited immigration program."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Thank god they did all they could to repeal those cuts in the resulting seven years", "context": ["Crohn's sufferer on ending life at Swiss clinic: Government cuts denied me care so I've chosen to die", "In this thread - people blaming the Tories for a cut that happened in 2008."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oo boy, Breath of Fire open world action game, can't wait.", "context": ["Capcom is looking to bring back 'dormant' properties", "I posted this here because this might mean Breath of Fire gets a real entry."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't you know Hillary was the snake who gave Eve the apple?", "context": ["Evening Roundtable - 8/31 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.", "It's amazing how much the secretary of state is responsible for in Trump's reality."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well those 42% of Americans should have bootstrapped themselves and earned their own fortune, like the 6 Waltons", "context": ["Wal-Mart Heirs See $9 Billion Vanish in a Day as Shares Plummet", "Six Waltons have more wealth than 42% of Americans COMBINED."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah, clearly they are working harder than half of the world!", "context": ["8 rich people own as much wealth as half the world, this is what late stage capitalism looks like", "there's no justification to own that much wealth, particularly in a world drowning in poverty."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "SRK, Salman khan, Saif Ali Khan had to ward off all that hatred and their homes are always under threat because hindu right wingers have written \"Make bombs not blockbusters\" on their walls", "context": ["Gap's Ad With Sikh Model Waris Ahluwalia Defaced With Racist Graffiti, Drawing Incredible Response From Company", "The amusing thing about this is that there are plenty of Hindu right-wingers here who - if it had been a muslim - would have written **the exact same thing** on that board."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Somewhere, Popovich is taking out his notebook and writing this down.", "context": ["Luke Walton on dealing with today's younger generation of players and how it's different than what older generations experienced", "Around 27 other head coaches should be listening very closely to everything Luke is saying here"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We provide these tax cuts to our benevolent overlords so that perhaps they shine kindly down on us, showering us with entry level positions and reduced premiums.", "context": ["The Republican Health Care Plan Includes A Tax Break For Insurance CEOs", "What kind of sick country provided tax breaks for it's richest few (who lack for nothing) by denying medical care to it's poor and disabled citizens?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because NATO has a lot to gain from pissing of Russia more, right?", "context": ["Russian Artillery Units Are Firing at Ukrainian Soldiers, NATO Says", "I really don't know what should I belive."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "because nobody is thinking of playing at 6pm EST of course!", "context": ["BRIEF SERVER MAINTENANCE JAN 4TH - 3PM PST", "Why do maintenance on a Wednesday in the afternoon?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I can't imagine what that would be like.", "context": ["According to Vegas betting expert RJ Bell: 11 non-playoff teams would be favored over the Raiders (Ari, Bal, NO, Was, TB, Den, Cin, Min, Ind, Phi, and Car)", "It's almost like losing your most important player hurts your chances"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah brah, it's definitely the wolves, it's not like humans actions can affect the environment", "context": ["The Canadian government is planning to shoot up to 184 wolves from helicopters to reduce their population and save caribou herds in western Canada", "it is likely the caribou are being reduced by humans"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Aahh yes, there are so many feminists insisting men pay for things.", "context": ["Guys of reddit, what are the most cringeworthy things women do?", "Talk about how they are feminists for equality, but then say that a real man always pays for dinner."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wait, you don't want 3 variations of the seeker helmet?", "context": ["Introducing our new Bravo343 personal Assault Rifle, 343 PLZ!", "I will think of this skin every time I open a req pack in hopes of getting something I actually want."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "All that was missing was the neck beard am i right?", "context": ["TIL of Deborah Nadoolman, who was a film and theatre costume designer, responsible for the Indiana Jones' fedora, as well as Michael Jackson's red and black 'Thriller' jacket.", "Not to detract from her amazing career, but putting a fedora on an American white collar worker in a film set in the late thirties feels like a no-brainer."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I agree, we should absolutely have an OSU vs NIU championship.", "context": ["33% of voters think OSU does not deserve to play in the national championship game", "They're undefeated, what more could you ask of them?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah a point and click silence being taken away is completely unjustified", "context": ["What is the most random nerf in patch history?", "Talon silence supression when nearly no one plays him and it's not even a tier 2 midlaner."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ah yes, rape as a form of revenge is sooooo great.", "context": ["Man charged with hate crime in vandalism of Chicago synagogue", "I hope county jail lives up to the 'pokey' namesake."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They should get the guys who did dragon ball GT to do book 5!", "context": ["First 2 episodes of LOK book 2 will be aired back to back, first 6 episode titles revealed + more.", "They should stop after Book 4 and with the continuing popularity, have a new series with a different avatar"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, this is to symbolize a white America", "context": ["How the American flag will be if trump wins", "So there will be a new and thinner white stripe on the bottom?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because Kentucky is such a crucial battleground state", "context": ["Trump: Clinton should drop out if she loses Kentucky", "If she can't beat Sanders in Kentucky, how can she hope to beat Trump?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, cause O'Leary's gonna be the one to protect public resources from privatisation", "context": ["Selling off Canada's airport could result in sky-high prices", "Trudeau is the single biggest factor driving O'Leary to the PMO."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I wonder when they will light up the rainbow flag in solidarity for the gay people in Chechnya", "context": ["Anger as Berlin refuses to light Brandenburg Gate in Russian colors after attack", "Do Russians light things up for Georgians or Ukrainians that they killed/are killing?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This just in: bitter old dirk shitting on curry", "context": ["Dirk Nowitzki talks Mavs, Kobe, and his all-time starting 5", "Notice how Curry isn't in his all time 5"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Can my character swim or am i going to fall the the bottom of the water with even accounting for water resistance, thanks dark souls", "context": ["What is the most confusing part of any video game?", "Figuring out exactly what we can or cannot do in the game."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well if they didn't want to be poor why don't they just work hard and pull themselves up by their bootstraps?", "context": ["Trump Says He May Freeze Subsidies to the Poor Until Democrats Repeal Obamacare", "It's official: Trump's out to punish the poor."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Did you just assume that all people have genders or a sex?", "context": ["My school has an all gender restroom", "Uh, I thought the word was \"unisex\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I know, mine is the same and it takes so long to reload", "context": ["Just got an infinity pistol from the warrior", "That reload speed is slow for a pistol isn't it?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, but the new year TOTALLY makes this one different!", "context": ["Beginning the year like it should be.", "Is there not a rule that you cannot post these 3 guppy item posts anymore?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But I am going to vandalize public property in India to protest this.", "context": ["Muslim Dairy Queen owner installs signs comparing Hindus to monkeys", "Has nothing to do with India.please post in an appropriate sub like USA or world news."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Sure, when cats litter it's adorable, but when I do it it's \"gross\".", "context": ["What's a shallow reason you wouldn't date someone?", "ate a bag of M&M's, when she was done, she just let it go out of her hand and continued walking."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But it would be more fiscally conservative if they just died or killed themselves.", "context": ["Welfare Makes America More Entrepreneurial: Research shows that when governments provide citizens with economic security, they embolden them to take more risks.", "You mean if the basic, practical, needs of an individual are met, they can be *free* to engage in new activities?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Your the one balancing out their high IQs.", "context": ["Whenever someone brings up their IQ, no matter the number their argument is invalid to me", "Funny how the average IQ is 100, but everyone I meet apparently has an IQ far over that."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, and it will definitely be cheaper now!", "context": ["Republicans Look to Top 50 Million Uninsured", "I am in the middle class and can not wait to access private insurance again."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well, lets have 4 coal power plants instead", "context": ["Council approves 2GW mega solar project plan in Queensland", "Say goodbye to 13,000 acres of farmland in the name of subsidised and unreliable power generation."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Can't put a guy who gets his hair cut at supercuts on this chart", "context": ["Some of the BEST investors compared with the S&P 500 over time.", "I'm probably biased from reading The Big Short recently, but shouldn't Mike Burry be on this chart and totally dominating it?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Sir, it is racist to assume someone is not a Syrian just because he is black.", "context": ["Illegal Immigrants Enraged: Demand much better housing", "Can border guards no longer tell the difference between Syrians and Africans?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, so are the car, clothes, and house", "context": ["50 Cent Tells Bankruptcy Court Piles of Cash in Photos Were Fake", "That much fake cash must have cost a pretty penny."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But the army and police will help put those uppity people in their place when the habning finally habibens.", "context": ["Libertarians are ready to fight against a tyrannical government to fight for Liberty", "Y'know, we've only made the Middle East fear the sky with our attacks, I'm sure any armed revolution here will do fine for all of 12 seconds"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "How about great sci fi writers who are yet to live", "context": ["If you haven't submitted and idea for the station in New Yemba how about Leonard Nimoy Memorial?", "why would Leonard Nimoy have \"memorial\" and not other currently alive people that are long dead by 3301?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Obviously he pulled his eyes out and switched them around.", "context": ["Theory on the One Eyed King Maybe the King is Kaneki from the future because everyone died from Arima which is aogiri's goal to smoke out a liar.", "The one eyed king's kakugan is their right eye Kaneki's kakugan is in his left so that is a no."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes then we can add Saskatoon to the long list of cities with free parking in the core.", "context": ["Ten things to expect under Saskatoon's new mayor (Hint: don't call him Your Worship)", "I'd like to be able to expect to find a free parking spot downtown, will anything be done about this?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Dude check your databooks, straight foward punch is a S-Rank forbidden technique, second to none of kakashi's techniques.", "context": ["Naruto 609 - Read Naruto 609 Online - Page 1", "Really Kakashi... You're in Obito's dimension, free to take a cheap shot without Obito realizing what you're able to do... Maybe you could use one of those very few techniques that you've created... Maybe someone else's technique, such as the rasengan... Heck, you could even just pull out a kunai and take a good stab at Obito... And your choice of attack is to punch him?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So throwing them out because they're not gay is ok?", "context": ["What's a parenting method that you believe messes up kids?", "Beating them, berating them, throwing them out of the house if they're gay."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Before the ACA no one ever went into debt for health care.", "context": ["Gallup: Life got better for pretty much everyone under Obama", "Sure, except that whole health care bullshit drowning every not-rich-as-fuck person in debt."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If only he had a gun to defend himself, this wouldn't have happened.", "context": ["A retired prosecutor was fatally shot during an attempted robbery in Brazil", "you dont draw on a drawn gun"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah, Bernie needs someone who smiles *more* than Bernie does.", "context": ["Bernie Sanders & Cornel West: The radical alliance that could change everything", "How about Bernie Sanders & Kanye West?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It doesn't matter who suffered head trauma - just that someone did.", "context": ["Conan & Steven Yeun enjoy a Traditional Korean Meal", "Steven probably couldn't remember the names of the food due to some sort of head trauma."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Keep it up, lib, you're going to make 2020 easy for us.", "context": ["Donald Trump's staff get him to agree to policies by saying 'Obama wouldn't have done it'", "The phrase \"not *everyone* who voted for Trump is an idiot\" gets less and less meaningful by the day."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because that's not \"pro-life\" and God loves every one of his children and if you are suffering from chronic pain, it's all just God's plan and you probably even deserve it.", "context": ["91-Year-Old Man Fatally Shoots Terminally Ill Wife of More Than 60 Years to End Her Suffering: Cops", "Remind me again why we won't let people die with dignity via assisted suicide?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nope you're just le circlejerking over your religion (atheism)!", "context": ["Republican senator claims \"... god, not people, changes climate \"", "This is why we care what people believe in."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "These Republicans that are standing up to him after the 50th thing he said that would've disqualified anyone else are real profiles in courage.", "context": ["McCain on not supporting Trump: Women 'cannot be degraded and demeaned'", "While I totally agree with him, the fact that McCain was supposedly still backing Trump after the guy called him a coward and not a war hero because he got caught seems like reason enough to give him the middle finger."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah especially going the opposite lane of your own golem", "context": ["How many Golem Skulls are actually in the mines", "Who cares it doesn't even matter, your better off 5 man pushing one of the 2 lanes instead of getting skulls anyway"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Probably it takes many many months for a dedicated team to make one so nope not yet.", "context": ["Upcoming Changes for PvP League Season 5", "So... no new legendary backpack every year?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But you will miss the toal of 7min of running to the next checkpoint!", "context": ["The real title of Play Station's newest hit.", "I think Ill jus wait for somebody to put all the cutscenes and QTE's together in a youtube video and watch that probably be better then playiing the game."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because theres a square, and the only square in the world is in NYC because America is the only country", "context": ["It's not NYC..It's Iran pre Islamic Revolution", "Why would anyone think this was NYC?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But their policy is based on their religious beliefs and is, therefore, above reproach, you Islamophobic", "context": ["Saudi Arabia refuses to even consider allowing women to drive: The Kingdom is the only country on the planet that still bans female drivers", "Yet, we have women going on debates telling people they are free to do whatever they want in Saudi Arabia."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "well I get all my news from eweek and they have always been correct", "context": ["Lockheed Martin Claims Sustainable Fusion Is Within Its Grasp", "I'll believe it when I see it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah the rap scene is nothing but thugs and vagrants!", "context": ["Eminem blasts Donald Trump in new single", "Luckily his fan base are mostly felons and ineligible to vote."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nonsense, nothing ever happens to unpopular leaders in Russia", "context": ["Kremlin Tells Media to Cut Back on Fawning Trump Coverage, Sources Say", "Putin is realizing that he made Trump more popular than him in Russia which is dangerous."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "hey, I'm not sure if anyone else told you this yet but he only said it was **a** good portal conductor, but that doesn't mean it's the **only** one.", "context": ["What I'd do with a portal gun", "Every time people mention having the portal gun IRL, I like to ruin their fantasy by bringing up the notion that the portal gun only works on one specific surface - namely, moon dust."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But clearly it's what the market wants since you bought it.", "context": ["A 60 square foot flat in Hong Kong", "And here I have 2 rooms I'm not using"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Not enough space in Alaska so they hard to merge.", "context": ["This is how planes cross the road in Alaska.", "But why do the planes cross the road?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't worry giving them more money will totally fix it.", "context": ["the FBI is operating a small air force with scores of low-flying planes across the country carrying video and, at times, cellphone surveillance technology - all hidden behind fictitious companies that are fronts for the government, The Associated Press has learned", "Best part: this costs taxpayers $5.1 million to just be spied on by our government via airplanes"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They must be running IE with Wine under Red Star OS", "context": ["Timelapse of the most popular web browser by country since 2008", "north korea using internet explorer and chrome?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Uhhh excuse me our 3 also receiving votes in the Coach's Poll beg to differ", "context": ["Big 10 with 4 Teams in AP Top 10 - First Time since 1960", "4 teams in the Top 10 and not a single other team even sniffing the top 25."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Just like TLoU, Uncharted, Bloodborne, and the other God of War games, right?", "context": ["God of War Director Hopes to Share More News Soon, Most of the Shooting Is Finished.", "Looks like another PS4 movie is almost done"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Let's have a crash program to build experimental thorium/breeder nuclear reactors by 10+ years from now instead though (every discussion I see where it's finally acknowledged that we need to do something about climate change).", "context": ["Tesla's price shock: Solar + battery as cheap as grid power", "i have an electric plug in car, a PV solar system, and 24Kw of storage battery (2x12Kwh batteries in my cars), and i have yet to see any battery degradation, or know of anyone else with en EV, or battery system see any either.. (tels car tested to 500,000 miles, and 300,000 miles, still 85% battery left, Nissan Leaf EV now 7 years old, no car have had any battery life issues, Toyota Prius now on the roads for over a decade, none have had reported battery life issues) Battery life and degradation are rapidly appearing to be just another myth in the clean energy and EV game."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "because the suicidal person obviously did it impulsively, without a though to how it would affect others", "context": ["It's been a year since my best friend committed suicide, and this is still how I feel.", "Everyone who has ever said that suicide is a victimless crime should read down this page."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Tony Almeida from 24 had a soul patch, [and he became the main terrorist in Season 7]", "context": ["What opinion do you make no apology for?", "Dudes who have soul patches should be on some kind of registry, and this registry should be public record so we can all know where these guys live."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah why didn't the mayor fire everyone on the police force, put all parties into rehabilitation programs and start from scratch?", "context": ["The white officer who shot black man Walter Scott in the back as he was running away has been fired, mayor announces - adding that now all officers will wear bodycams", "Its not about bodycams, its about changing the entire culture of the way police think and work with the citizens that needs to change."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Cause it sounds cool and foreign and badass", "context": ["This guy was a badass from an early age", "Why the hell does everyone know Krav Maga now?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah why don't we run these countries like the black countries?", "context": ["Up to 70% of people in developed countries 'have seen incomes stagnate'", "You cant build a democracy on a countries whos economic foundations cannot support it, as with most developed countries being controlled by the white man"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Simple, they can't, what if they infected them with trans germs and turned everyone who used that water fountain into trans!", "context": ["Lesbian removed from North Carolina bathroom by cops because she can't prove she's female", "I wonder which water fountain they are gonna have trans people use too."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I think it calls upon people from parallel universe or throw them there but slightly off", "context": ["What do you anime only watchers think ZA WARUDO does?", "I have a feeling this might be where a lot of people are gonna get spoiled"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why would we ever need a top ten player", "context": ["Westbrook signing an extension with OKC tomorrow", "Who ever says good we don't need him anyways is a dummy"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "$30 worth of weed is TOTALLY worth spending THOUSANDS of tax dollars to punish him!", "context": ["Man in cannabis-motif shirt denies being in possession of the drug", "He had a whopping 1.7 grams of weed"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "She was the peoples princess how dare you!", "context": ["Being a princess doesn't make you invincible", "Princess Diana found out the hard way."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "How dare you tell me my child can't have antibiotics for his simple cold!", "context": ["62% of SK Doctors Report Feeling at Risk of \"Burn Out\" - CBC Saskatchewan", "I blame the idiots that show up at the office with a sniffle or cough wasting everybody's time."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's because they're magical people who at the moment a badge is bestowed upon them they become perfect in every way and are superior to us plebeians.", "context": ["Anti-gun idiots are apparently going to be handing these out in Texas", "...and yet they're cool with law enforcement officers, who are also strangers, being armed in the same locations."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Following the viking age, Sweden became extremely cuckish and never offended or went to war with anyone, especially from 1600-1700s which is known as the great not power era.", "context": ["Genius American theory on why Sweden is \"cucked\": \"All the vikings left and settled all over Europe while the cucks stayed\"", "I love people like this because they have no idea of Swedish history past the Viking era."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We will need more people here to make up for the sudden influx of brown skinned people from south of our border", "context": ["Islam, primary religion in Brussels in twenty years", "So we will need to accept Western Christian immigrants soon?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hey man, the definitiom of solo is whatever op wants it to be!", "context": ["How to push a resource solo - Magika DK", "That was a lot of allies for a, uh... *ahem* \"solo\" resource capture full of enemy players."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Custom up b 3, Lucas's PK thunder Problem solved", "context": ["Sakurai On Nintendo Direct Via Instagram: \"Particular fighter, there is a possibility to make an appearance ...\"", "First comment I see - \"I would love to see Lucas confirmed because his pika thunder is better then ness because it can go through objects and when ever I play with ness I die because of it please let Lucas be revelded\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, because it isn't supposed to be fair, because it's been unfair for centuries.", "context": ["Being a straight white male means you aren't allowed to have an opinion about 'All the Single Ladies'", "By that logic, non-white people aren't allowed to have opinions on technology, the stock market, or modern medicine."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Totally a terrorist attack for people to attack a force that is invading and bombing their homeland.", "context": ["Aside from 9/11, Rudy Giuliani is wrong about no terrorist attacks before Obama", "Our troops suffered terrorist attacks almost every day of the Bush years."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Trump is going to bring the jobs back.", "context": ["Lewandowski: Draining swamp a lower Trump priority", "So why did Trump supporters vote for him?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, I can only imagine how profitable it is in a country where the average adult works for less than a dollar.", "context": ["Nestle the world's largest food producer is to be sued over allegations that it used child slaves to harvest cocoa in the Ivory Coast in Africa.", "Doesn't matter, you know the fine will not be close to the profit they made when doing this."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh yeah, if all this speculation about Nintendo sponsorship is true, I'm sure that'll go over real well.", "context": ["Team Apex releases their official list of games for Apex 2015", "Can we just have everyone bringing a Brawl setup bring Project M and have everyone gentleman agreement into playing PM instead of Brawl?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yea, twitch has much better stream quality and much more solid servers", "context": ["HotShotGG is starting full time streaming 1st of June.", "who cares, it will be on azubu anyway"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yes, us tax payers should fork out for his living expenses for the rest of his life", "context": ["Boston Marathon bomber receives the death penalty", "Life in prison in solitary confinement is a much worse punishment than death in my opinion."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But at least we didn't elect that Obviously Corrupt Hillary...!", "context": ["Trump To Pocket Millions By Charging Government For Using His Plane", "$1 salary (plus as much taxpayer money as he can embezzle)"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So we should be talking about the Raiders being legit Super Bowl contenders then.", "context": ["DaSilva: Why it's way too soon to call the Raiders serious Super Bowl contenders", "Same guy that said Brock's already a 72M disaster"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hey bdew, why is there no Forestry support in NEI Addons?^^^^^^", "context": ["Forestry 4.0 will have NEI machine recipe support built-in", "Yay, maybe finally people will stop opening bugs about them missing from NEI Addons (hint: they were never in NEI Addons!)"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Obviously if you can't handle the stressful situations and you get scared you aren't cut out for the job", "context": ["\"Police should only shoot when a gun is pointed at them\"", "It's painfully obvious these guys have never been in a high stress situation in their entire lives."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But Meryl Streep said mean things about Don so both sides are the same.", "context": ["Trump Is Still Getting Advice From the Guy Who Said Sandy Hook Was a Hoax", "People still bother the families of the victims 4 years later over this bullshit"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why wouldn't you want every transaction and page view on the internet to be traceable back to you?", "context": ["The White House is now piloting a program that could grow into a single form of online identification being called \"a driver's license for the Internet\"", "welp that sounds like the worst idea in the history of the world"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "B-B-But trickle down, it has to work, just give it another 100 years, I'm sure it will make MAGA!", "context": ["Retailers Are Going Bankrupt at a Record Pace", "Y-you mean a small number of the uber wealthy can't support an economy based on mass consumption?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah, healthcare in the hands of private profiteering is working out just fine", "context": ["Donald Trump meets 30 men to discuss future of pregnancy and maternity care under new healthcare bill", "You wanted healthcare to be government business, be careful what you wish for"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So that pastor just made Trump his bitch?", "context": ["Pastor presents Trump with prayer shawl during church visit", "It's my limited understanding from 1 Corinthians that women use prayer shawls to cover their hair while praying."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He needs to get his protein one way or another", "context": ["Waiters/Waitresses of reddit: What is the most absurd request you have ever received by a customer?", "Worked in a bar for many years, the other bartender (female) had a guy ask for her socks."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because Servia would of won and we can't have underdogs winning", "context": ["Four years ago, a restart on a wet New Hampshire Motor Speedway led to one of the most infamous moments in IndyCar history.", "Why didn't they just take the result back a lap?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Seriously... why the hell would he get excited about a couple of our top prospects getting put in the England U21 squad.", "context": ["Lewis Baker and Patrick Bamford called up to the England under 21 squad!", "Unnecessary use of an exclamation mark there."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, executing people for murdering children is so barbaric!", "context": ["Saudi Arabia has beheaded a second Indonesian maid this week despite protests from the Indonesian Government, which is itself facing fierce criticism for its failure to heed calls for clemency for a number of foreigners on death row", "This is how I know we're still cavemen."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Spelling mistakes, everything he said can be dismissed!", "context": ["Intelligent Design is Stupid: Neil deGrasse Tyson", "He spelled \"crocodiles\" wrong on the slide at 2:30 in the video."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, see, when white people murder it's mental illness.", "context": ["A Muslim Shop in the UK Was Just Firebombed While People Were Inside", "It's pretty depressing that there are hardly any people in this post showing sympathy for the victims of this attack."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hikis post event stream: \"yea all casters and analysts are toxic X has a big ego and Y is a bitch\"", "context": ["Hiko on Shroud current standing right now", "I'd like to see Hiko on the analyst desk at an event"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What if it was a male of color holding the door to a trans-friendly bathroom in an abortion clinic?", "context": ["I know holding the door open is nothing for you, but I really hate to put you out.", "A male holding the door for a woman is sexual assault"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If she'd only taken the groping as a compliment, the way women are expected to, she might still be alive.", "context": ["16 year old Egyptian girl shot dead after resisting groping", "Stupid 16 year old, being a girl in a muslim country"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Are we supposed to downvote you for being an Obama-worshiper or for ridiculously accusing Conservatives of being Putin-worshipers?", "context": ["Putin Stunner: \"We Will Not Expel Anyone; We Refuse To Sink To Obama's Level\"", "Is this sub supposed to upvote this because it bashes Obama or because we agree with Putin now?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm just glad Hitler didn't use chemical weapons!", "context": ["TIL that the Honeybee is probably the smartest insect species existing, their unusual and impressive skill set include: \"Advanced symbolic communication, language, facial recognition, number use, observation and mimicry, understanding of rules, and high-level problem-solving.\"", "And we destroy them with chemicals weapons"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm working on saving up that three month's salary, now is not the time to tell me this!", "context": ["What industry has really shady history that most people would be unaware of just how shady it is?", "Every time this question comes up... The diamond industry."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, Because Kimora is Clearly the Comedy Queen of the Season.", "context": ["UNTUCKED: RuPaul's Drag Race Season 9 Episode 4 \"Good Morning B*tches\"", "Anyone else notice they're sending home all the comedy queens?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "#cashmanfailed ugh cashman is such a shitty gm i wish the steinbrenners would just fire him already", "context": ["Chris Capuano is back on a one-year deal - River Avenue Blues", "inb4 \"that money should have gone to Robertson\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm sure domino's has noticed that you're stiffing their driver.", "context": ["I drive for Dominos, and delivered pizzas, wings, breadsticks, and several bottles of soda.", "I don't tip Domino's because of their delivery fees"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's because terrorists don't want to break any federal laws.", "context": ["TIL that if your phone's GPS tracks going over 1,000MPH, it legally is required to deactivate as it probably means it's being used to guide a missile.", "So really smart engineers and scientists are able to produce dangerous missiles but making their own GPS is too hard?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No you don't understand, Robb Alvey has honed a system of duct tape and sticky tack and chewing gum that surpasses any professional camera rig and looks way way better than what parks can do.", "context": ["New HD POV of Top Thrill Dragster from Cedar Point's Youtube page.", "BTFO Robb, this is how POV videos should be."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, because the single most important piece of equipment to the actual game isn't that important", "context": ["Filed to ESPN: Tom Brady suspended four games, Pats lose 1st round pick in 2016 and a 4th in 2017, and team fined $1 million, per source:", "Well I'm glad the NFL has its priorities straight."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because exactly the same people are commenting from that time.", "context": ["New emails show press literally taking orders from Hillary", "This didn't seem to bother any of you in 08' or 12'."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why tf do you need one, its not like this is team based game and you need to communicate to your team mates about who is picking what champ, when is someone flanking, or to say that my ult is 100% lets go together.", "context": ["This is why you should stay next to your objective instead of pushing for no reason.", "Why the hell does this game not have voice chat?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah let's let only the rich decide, or get the more important vote, the little guys opinion doesn't matter.", "context": ["BTCC CEO: \"Let's get everyone to vote!\"", "Vote should be function of bitcoin amount one holds I wonder if there is anon system for it"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "She made that choice when she accepted Jesus into her heart!", "context": ["OK Representative Sally Kern: \"Homosexuality is not a civil right, it's a human wrong.\"", "I wonder what moment she chose to not like eating pussy... She obviously views it as a choice... WHEN WAS HER CHOICE MADE?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yup, because Apple manufacturers everything in the US", "context": ["Samsung, HTC to block US, EU sales of iPhone 5 using LTE patents", "\"Yes, let's block one of the biggest American corporations from selling one of the hottest products in America so that they can be outdone by companies from Taiwan and Korea,\" said no American judge ever."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well yeah, we all know it's because of deflated footballs now", "context": ["What NFL argument gets you heated on pure stupidity?", "When people say spygate is the reason the Pats won three super bowls."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Look at this cis gender individual being so phobic in 2017!", "context": ["Just Waiting On This To Come To A Head", "The nail to beard ratio is kind of throwing me off."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because there's no way he'd release Johnny based on his body of work over two years", "context": ["Hue was on Bleacher Report Radio earlier.. stated that if their is a QB at pick number 2 that fits the Browns system they need to get him", "Head fakes are common prior to the draft."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, people really appreciate it when you compliment them on their anorexia.", "context": ["it actually means a lot when you let them know", "This can backfire if they're losing weight for more troubling reasons (such as illness)."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Idk but there is this one dude he's still putting up ~~Manziel~~ VY billboards all over town.", "context": ["Texans agree to terms with top pick Jadeveon Clowney.", "...forgive me Texans.. and I'm not trolling I promise.. but who the hell is your QB?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Didn't realise these were realistic posters, you caught them out there.", "context": ["Scuderia Ferrari grand prix posters so far this year", "Why is there a cactus in Melbourne?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Who got like 20k retweets so the jokes on you!", "context": ["Girl Send Stupid Tweet to an Airline, Gets Her IP Saved and Makes up a BS Story to Cover it up", "No matter how you slice it, Sarah is a dumb bitch."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "DAE lol Mourinho literally throws all player under 25 into a flaming pit amirite?", "context": ["Embolo close to signing with Man Utd", "If this guy signs for us, that'll be two players under the age of 23 under Jose for us."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yep, since we've already eliminated violence committed by men, now we just need to focus on men as victims.", "context": ["Suspect in Rosedale stabbing charged with attempted murder", "This will never end until society takes violence against men with the seriousness it deserves."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wow so brave Would you like a euphorifedora with that bravery?", "context": ["Religious people of Reddit, what are some misconceptions people have about your faith?", "Many people have a misconception that Christianity makes sense and isnt totally ridiculous."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Its not, but she's rich and powerful, guess we all better call it a day and drink thier cool-aid.", "context": ["Emails Show Hillary Clinton's Email Server Was A Massive Security Headache, Set Up To Route Around FOIA Requests", "This doesn't sound like it should be legal."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm sure Canadians would much rather have diversity.", "context": ["Terror threats cause 12 cheerleading teams to pull out of competition at West Edmonton Mall", "No cheerleading = the terrorists have won."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "vita ripped of ps3 before ps3 evwn happen", "context": ["Came across this, just why do they try?", "\"Touchpad on laptops ripped off the ps4 before the ps4 even happened\" What?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If we can't trust the military to give peace a chance, who can we trust?", "context": ["Iran starts taking nuclear centrifuges offline | Under the July 14 agreement, Iran is to curb its nuclear programme under United Nations supervision to ensure it cannot be used to make a nuclear weapon, in exchange for the removal of sanctions that have isolated Tehran and hobbled its economy.", "But... but... only military action will prevent WWIII!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "To be fair those guys were never actually paid.", "context": ["Donald Trump claims protesters demanding he publish tax returns were being paid to do so", "Says the guy that had to hire actors to attend his announcement he was running for POTUS."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You mean the nfl would try to create drama like that with the schedule ?", "context": ["Vontaze Burcfit will be suspended for the first 3 games of the 2016 season, per Shefter.", "Calling it now: Steelers @ Bengals week 4"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The human eye can't see past 24 fps anyway ^end^me^please", "context": ["To those of you who wanted to see my GT 230 to GTX 1080 upgrade", "There is no difference in performance between the two, why did you upgrade?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because they're evil and perverted to the core, of course.", "context": ["Leigh Cuen / Mic: \"Why do men love playing these sexist virtual girlfriend video games?\"", "So... about dat Fifty Shades of Gray... why do women love it?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The next essay will reveal this to be true.", "context": ["What's the craziest/oddest personal revelation story you've ever heard while a member?", "During F&T when my husband was investigating: \"I know the church is true, because my 2x great-grandmother nursed her newborn daughter on blood pouring from her breasts while they walked the mountains and prairies to ascend Zion.\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hey I'm just a concerned American from Langley, Virginia and I'm concerned about these Russian Wikileaks characters!", "context": ["WikiLeaks claims first batch of stolen CIA documents 'less than 1%' of total release", "Turn back, the shills have taken this thread."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "so theoreticly if they bundled this with bad rats we could get it for $1", "context": ["Why is GTA V more expensive than GTA V + Max Payne 3?", "Max Payne is just that bad I guess."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The same way you can invade a country without invading a country.", "context": ["Rich Chinese Mad Over Cancelled Canadian Immigrant Program - Threatening legal action against govt after Ottawa cancelled popular program offering way to buy entrance to those with net worth of $1.6m & able to lend Ottawa $800,000 interest-free for 5 yrs", "How do you sue a country for changing its policy?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's the strongest shape, he should be fine", "context": ["I decided to destroy a wall with a hammer to open a room up", "i think the triangle was bearing the entire load"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's all the people who died there in stupid avoidable accidents.", "context": ["This must be for a really big boat - Dolphins Stadium", "What the hell is the safety hall of fame?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You're on KIA, you're already doing it more than once, sock.", "context": ["By Patri-Archie Comics: how racism spans the political spectrum", "How does one upvote more than once?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What was she doing in Italy when Indians were fighting for their independence ?", "context": ["IndiaTodayFLASH on Twitter: PM Modi blames Congress but where was he when Congress was fighting independence struggle: Sonia Gandhi at #KisaanSammanRally", "Sonia was born in *Italy* in December 1946."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well, that just means they're going to need a lot more albinos to cure it.", "context": ["Africa's population could hit 4 billion by 2100, says UNICEF.", "Not if ebola keeps going the way it is."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well it aint so unexpected now that youre the top comment, jeez", "context": ["Moms come in all shapes and sizes", "The bottle feeding at the end was unexpected and adorable."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But wouldn't that be a kind of violating the officers right to privacy?", "context": ["Anthony Weiner wants to require NYC cops to wear cameras: \"Video would ensure citizens have recourse when they are mistreated, provide an invaluable training tool, and protect cops from false accusations.\"", "As long as they can't be turned off and on by the officer."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "100% of the full NA rosters made playoffs though", "context": ["Funfact: LPL group A's top 2 teams have no korean import", "Funfact 2: All EU teams without imports made playoffs and the only full NA team in LCS has reached semifinals."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Personally I'd rather see both Batman and Superman as stone cold killers", "context": ["Batman, Superman & Wonder Woman go get some milkshakes.", "Its too bad we will probably never see the classic versions of these characters in a movie."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well we have to get the money somewhere and it's not like we could ever tax the great oil \"job creators\".", "context": ["Amazon Sales Tax Goes Into Effect Today", "Soon this state will tax you for taking your dog for a walk."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No no, the reinforcement is what keeps them alive - without music these suicidal teens can relate to, they would literally have no reason to live", "context": ["I can't wait to read the peer-reviewed scientific studies this is based on", "Because constant reinforcement of negative thoughts is healthy, srsly guize."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Lol yes, especially Israel, the root of ALL evil in the world.", "context": ["'Wicked' Britain and the US Created Isis, Claims Iran's Supreme Leader Khamenei", "I'd say it was mainly the US and Israel who led to this."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So you admit then this is Russian psyops to garner sympathy?", "context": ["MORE LIBERAL VIOLENCE: Marine Le Pen Campaign HQ FIREBOMBED!", "This literally helps her more if anything."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "it was easy, they were all counted when they registered to vote for hillary clinton in the states she needed it the least", "context": ["Donald Trump is building his wall with Mexico as undocumented border crossing reaches a 40-year low", "I'm just glad somebody is documenting undocumented border crossings"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't worry man NIP will learn from this and cut him from the roster as it is obviously him and NOT Friberg weighing the team down", "context": ["God-o-meter (How many times a player was called god during Cologne)", "GOD Pyth when they didn't even make Legend status... Ouch."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So you're telling me the real cause for this is because those people 18 to 25 years ago didn't get busy enough?", "context": ["What small thing is worth smiling about today?", "If only the 18-25 votes were counted, Hillary would have won 502 electoral votes."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, because no one had time to put on their life jackets.", "context": ["SS John Burke explodes after being hit by a kamikaze.", "Did there end up being any survivors?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, education, science, surely tools of the devil.", "context": ["TIL that \"Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey\" was produced by Seth MacFarlane, the one who created \"Family Guy\".", "He is an atheist, liberal, pawn of the devil so makes sense that he would make something to take people straight to hell."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah that why I play heavy strike without melee splash, clear speed is not optimal but it's very safe.", "context": ["Lightning tendrills minotaur 4min (first atempt, died once) 400k-500k dps", "Also one nice thing about lightning tendrils, really hard to one shot yourself to an off screen reflect mob when your skill doesn't hit off screen."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but what if it was only 995m tho?", "context": ["1 billion+ dollar divorce award is inadequate", "If someone gave me a **billion** dollars to never see them again.....I would be totally OK with it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I know, the glass is always half empty to some people.", "context": ["New data shows 85% of humans live under a corrupt government", "15% of humans don't live under a government?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I miss hearing Wings being lectured for 3 hours every show also", "context": ["The amount of salt thrown in your game lately has been way to low", "haven't been able to make it through a full PKA since Wings left."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But what about all the extra infrastructure they were able to build with the funds!", "context": ["Rio de Janeiro Olympics pool, just six months after the 2016 games.", "Seriously makes the case to only have the Olympics at a few choice host cities/ countries."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "bro get real everyone knows that 20 fps is more cinematic", "context": ["I really DID break Minecraft for myself.. I've been stuck admiring this area for the past few days unable to move on!", "at a glorious 20 fps and 20%gpu usage"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "nothing is more important than protecting our nation from reefer smoking heathens", "context": ["This is the front page of The Huffington Post right now: the NYPD spent 1 million hours on marijuana possession arrests over the last decade", "Really curious as to how much money they spent over the last decade that could have gone towards much more important causes."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Especially since it was Bundy who defended himself.", "context": ["Defending the Undefendable: A new book by Ted Bundy's lawyer sheds light on the enigma of his most famous client.", "I'm forever fascinated by Bundy, but I don't hold out much hope for this book."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well, wrestling fans are known to be anti-social freaks, so they've probably never been in a social drinking scenario.", "context": ["The (Un)Official Royal Rumble 2017 Drinking Game", "ITT: people who don't realize that \"drinks\" in drinking games just means \"take a sip\"."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why can't they simply sell off some of their stocks?", "context": ["Ben Carson Is as Wrong About Wage Hikes as He Was About the Pyramids", "We don't need a minimum wage when poor people can just pray to God for help with the rent, and $10 bills will materialize on the sidewalk."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No no, it confirms that Oculus is just in in for the money bc they sold out to zuckerbook and they just want money.", "context": ["No discount for DK1/DK2 buyers: \"We are already subsidizing Rift, discounts for people who bought a development kit that was also subsidized is not realistic!\"", "Guess that confirms they are selling below-cost"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because as we all know English football fans are a misunderstood lot who would never dream of such beastly behaviour", "context": ["English fan between life and death after clash with the hooligans (French press)", "No doubt the media will turn this into the English fans' fault."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He hit a woman too, at this rate he will be released.", "context": ["Thiago Silva released again; Anthony Johnson indefinitely suspended", "Jeez, is Gustafsson ever going to fight again?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Can't you tell they're protecting the Slavic tongue!", "context": ["Under Russian rocket fire today in Mariupol (dashcam)", "Yeah I guess we'll all pretend that Russia isn't invading another country."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But don't you know they're literally committing genocide in Germany by stealing all the jobs and impregnating all the good pure white girls?", "context": ["What isn't as bad as Reddit would have you believe?", "Folks trying to flee warzones prolly aren't *all* doing it just to ruin your day"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, the *obviously* care about endangering the LGBTQ community", "context": ["FBI Called Off Investigation Of Orlando Shooter Because They Thought His Coworkers Were Racist", "Let's just face the facts here, the FBI is ineffectual and weak on anything not related to dismantling our freedoms."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "To have constructive discourses on social media sites between mature debaters with differing views on the state of politics in Australia.", "context": ["ALP (52.5%) start 2014 with a clear lead over the L-NP (47.5%) in first major public opinion poll of 2014", "Well seriously what is the purpose and use of these polls?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Right , cuz that's a completely comparable analogy.", "context": ["Barring an extremely-unlikely sudden change of heart, the Bulls will NOT trade 2x NBA Champion Pau Gasol this week, league source indicates.", "Barring an extremely-unlikely sudden change of heart, the Cavaliers will NOT trade 4x League MVP Lebron James this week, league source indicates"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It is all just a cry for help, what they really need is more education", "context": ["Jordan pilot hostage Moaz al-Kasasbeh 'burned alive'", "I struggle to understand how ISIS thinks this strategy will play out to their benefit."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "... or PSG will bid 500 000 000 Euro and will leave la Liga.", "context": ["Top 8 all time goalscorers in history of La Liga", "As others have said, Messi will easily get the highest amount of goals in La Liga within a year or two, owing to no freak accident occurring that ends his playing career prematurely."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But but we have a Chinese female military President's Scholar from PJC.", "context": ["Chan Chun Sing urges youth to go beyond relying on good grades for jobs", "When 1.Ruling party members send their children to non-elite schools instead of the usual elite schools 2.It is really true that all schools really are good schools, instead of the current \"All schools are good schools, but some are better\" 3.Any ruling party member sends a child of theirs to ITE 4.The children of ruling party members stop chasing the President's Scholarship ...then I will believe Chan Chun Sing."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, there's nothing else on a ballot but candidates, and there is no space to write-in anyone else you would rather vote for.", "context": ["Under-30 voters dropped from 19 percent of the electorate in 2012 to 13 percent in 2014, while over-65 voters climbed from 16 percent in 2012 to 22 percent in 2014", "Maybe if there were candidates worth voting for then more of us would vote."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Almost $500 for a standard deck is so much fun.", "context": ["Week One: Magic Origins By the Numbers", "Wizards *really* likes Abzan this standard, don't they?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well, it will be cooked then so shouldn't be a problem.", "context": ["All you can eat ribs courtesy of Golden Corral", "For those that don't know, he's saying that after inspection is over they are going to use that food and serve it to people"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, because who'd want to be in a shower full of naked moderately attractive women?", "context": ["Looks like a lot of fun in this shower", "If you like a shower full of 6's at best."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Solution: create a shitty comment about a shitty meme about a shitty meme", "context": ["I might as well stay off of Reddit and Facebook today.", "Solution: create a shitty meme about a shitty meme"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "ya it's horrible that you have to tell 'the help' your name at all.", "context": ["People who have worked at Starbucks, did you have to misspell peoples' names for marketing purposes?", "i would guess the people working there are just slow in general hence all the miss spelling."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I don't know, I thought his portrayal of the wife and interim leader of the guilty remnant in HBOs 'The leftovers' showed a real feminine side of his abilities, and have convinced me he could never kill someone.", "context": ["If a famous person was outed as a serial killer, who would you be least surprised by?", "Even without proof, I can say Willem Dafoe and still be certain."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nothing says \"good egg\" like working for the CIA.", "context": ["Some guy asks Anderson Cooper to take a selfie with him at the site of the National War Memorial shooting in Ottawa", "The more things I see about Anderson Cooper, the more he seems like a good egg."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They built the pyramids to store grain for the wooly mammoths", "context": ["What fact or statistic seems like obvious exaggeration, but isn't?", "Wooly mammoths and the Great Pyramids coexisted."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, so everyone should buy it even if they don't care whatsoever about productivity.", "context": ["AMD Ryzen CPU with 12 cores and 24 threads spotted", "Will it run Crysis 3 1080p @ 60fps?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah kuz they're native everywhere in the world I can't believe no one has seen a baobob tree before", "context": ["This tree looks like it has eyes", "honestly, how many people have not seen birch trees?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The little verified checkmark is all we need!", "context": ["Asaad's son calling the United States OUT", "What proof do we have that Assad's son actually wrote this?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It must be a communism when it's free", "context": ["Calgary Public Library sees 33% increase in new card holders in 2015 - Calgary", "I thought the city was crazy for continuing to build libraries but what I've realized working with a lot of young families is that the library is a wonderful resource for parents that want to get their kids out without having to pay a fortune."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What's the point of lying for political ends?", "context": ["Student Group lists Ohio State University terrorist as PoC killed by Police", "What's the point of listing people who were correctly killed by police?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Silly you, women aren't responsible for their actions!", "context": ["Ex-Ravens cheerleader pleads guilty to raping 15-year-old boy", "If only we taught women not to rape"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "She is only being singled out because of her gender.", "context": ["Clinton Failed to Report Multiple Attempts to Hack Personal Email", "Even though it's wrong people will just say oh Hillary and go on bussiness as usual."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, because people always lie and you should always assume they are lying before giving them the benefit of the doubt.", "context": ["Connecticut woman mistaken for transgender and harassed in Walmart bathroom", "No proof this actually happened, but to the front page we go!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I think you mean their skin is african-american*", "context": ["What fact sounds like complete BS but is actually true?", "Polar bear fur is actually transparent, and their skin is black"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's wrong to demonize one group of people... Like white males always do!", "context": ["Despite Attackers Yelling \"Allahu Akbar\", Politicians Blame \"Years Of Demonizing Muslims\" For \"Barbaric, Terrorist Act\" In Quebec City Mosque", "Yeah, stop demonizing them for accidents like Paris, Brussels, Nice, Orlando, Ansbach, Berlin... just a few from last year."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah do that in private like anybody else", "context": ["Americans: What is the ultimate no-no when visiting your country?", "Hitting your kids or wife in public."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, sorry bud, poetry is restricted to 18 and up!", "context": ["So far, what is your biggest regret?", "Making this user name and getting poem orders for free :( thou im kinda good at poem it takes so much time to come up with one , and english is my second language, and im 17 ,"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's used to erase paper and not pen marks", "context": ["TIL that before the Eraser was invented people used soft bread crumbs to erase pencil marks", "The blue bit 'rubbed out ink' - Never worked"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They want food, so in games like CS:GO they will play better to get the games over and done with so they can get food", "context": ["Professional video game players will now be screened for 'doping' with Adderall and marijuana", "How is marijuana going to cause you to be a better professional gamer?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because reddit is one person, and vote counts are a reliable measure.", "context": ["California grants Tesla $34.7 million tax break to boost production", "If this was GM getting the tax break Reddit would flip a nut."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If PC is sooooooooooo good, why haven't they made a PC 2 yet?", "context": ["Finally ascended to the glorious master race", "Shoot anything that argues consoles are better"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Whats another couple weeks when youv been waiting a couple years already.", "context": ["Twice as Nice: T-34-88 and Centennial Chieftain", "**Choice T-34-88 Quotes from the community** \"Thanks for making me wait until the 26th for the base bundle\" - **paddyotool**"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yes people who spell airplanes wrong are just horrible", "context": ["What's something that's completely legal, but that pisses you off when you see someone doing it?", "People reclining their seats fully on aeroplanes."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes of course... Zero tolerance defines that in the name... Idiot", "context": ["TIL a Florida highschooler was suspended for wrestling a gun away from another student, because he was involved in an \"incident with a weapon\"", "Would they have suspended any students who were shot because they had ammunition on their persons while on school grounds?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah, it's all a conspiracy by the Clinton campaign to win the presidency and force us all to get microchips implanted into our butts.", "context": ["FBI Admits Clinton Used Software Designed To \"Prevent Recovery\" And \"Hide Traces Of\" Deleted Emails", "Of all her mismanagement of email data this is actually the most security responsible thing she's done."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Its even more important for us in the General Category to show absolute dislike and hatred towards the work produced by those in the \"Preferred Categories\" Onwards and Upwards", "context": ["Maharashtra cabinet clears 16% quota for maratha & 5% to muslim in jobs & education", "It's like the General Category is the New Backwards Class."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Maybe they all remember talking to Kislyak, they just didn't know he was a \"Russian\".", "context": ["In a reversal, former Trump campaign adviser Carter Page now says he did have contact with Russia", "so pretty much every single member of the Trump team has lied about Russian ties.. im beginning to think they talked about some shady shit."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "How dare people use their vacation time to do something they enjoy doing and want to do.", "context": ["BlueGartr interview with Elysium FC (Alexander Savage World First Clear)", "people using vacation time from work to be world firsts on update day/week..pathetic lol"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Dude pls we all know that cheating on consoles is impossible", "context": ["First official look at Battlefield 1 on Xbone", "That guy on the left is obviously using aimbot."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, everyone is shattered we're not seeing Diaz/Conor 2.", "context": ["Brian Stann: \"Zuffa HQ is smiling ear to ear\" because of Conor's tweet", "\"I love that Conor tanked what was supposed to be a huge milestone in UFC 200\" -Dana White"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah really, while a man made of steel literally just has the power to win everytime but has to \"holdback\" and has the power to be as strong as he wants anytime of the day, and also having some dude in a bat suit win because of \"preptime\", yeah speedforce, totally bullshit man", "context": ["I love the Batman and Flash interactions in JLA.", "Man speed force is the most bullshit thing in comics"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "right, because we replaced them with redlight cameras.", "context": ["Cook County, IL....\"If someone is caught with a misdemeanor amount of marijuana, the state's attorney's office will no longer prosecute that case,\"", "Crook county is done with its marijuana revenue patrol, I think not!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hpw do you think his ceiling got that way?", "context": ["My house collapsed ceiling, I'm a very happy man", "You do know this is a subreddit for the \"house\" genre of music right?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He's not a TE or RB, what use would you have of him?", "context": ["Terry Boers, CBS Chicago: Bears have already decided to part ways with Brandon Marshall", "I know Christmas is over, but please Jesus!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "One of the greatest writers of the past century... Yeah, let's stop exposing new people to his work.", "context": ["\"It's much better to be killed by a lover...\" Charles Bukowski", "Can we seriously stop the Bukowski circle jerk?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nuh uh, islam isn't a race so when i say islamaphobic things it isn't racism!", "context": ["What is the most politically incorrect question you want answered?", "ITT: people state racist opinions as a question so that they get upvotes"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What if he wants you to think that", "context": ["Shox aiming at Shroud through the wall", "Lmao, you know that shaking is for \"LOOK AT ME IM WALLING LOL\" (he's joking)"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "When it came out that homosexuality was a widely accepted and practiced lifestyle in the 1940s", "context": ["In response to a tweet with the hashtag #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend, blocked for saying superheroes aren't real", "When did anyone ever allude that Captain American might be LGBTQA+?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If this isn't true then why did I get a new dad when the old one got fired?", "context": ["What irrational fear did you hold as a child?", "That if my parents got fired from their job that they'd actually be set on fire."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yep, it's a genetic thing, these people definitely didn't learn it.", "context": ["They should make a Shazam for bird calls where it identifies the kind of bird making the call.", "The only people that would be interested in such a device are bird enthusiasts, which means they probably know what the sounds are already."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Perhaps... It's a good thing that we have now stopped aging in it's tracks.", "context": ["In U.S., Support for Tea Party Drops to New Low", "Is it because so many of it's supporters are dying from old age?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I mean they only live in the inner cities so possibly?", "context": ["Trump Tells Black Reporter April Ryan To 'Set Up' Meeting With CBC For Him", "Does he think all black people know each other?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes because VPNs protect against anything other than network level packet interception.", "context": ["The NSA wont be able to see us.", "Or or or...You could just use a VPN."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "in all reality, they probably don't allow their sons to serve such a patriarchal institution as the military, which openly condones rape as a form of punishment", "context": ["Sarah Silverman makes rape joke same night as Tosh and everyone laughs.", "Feminists, yours sons are dying in wars and all you care about are rape jokes"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No but they won't be fed enough to fight back, just enough to do their work", "context": ["What would an aryan society look like?", "\"Let's actively suppress the physically stronger half of mankind and give them heavy duty work tools and then let's keep them enslaved, what could go wrong?\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "As long as they can keep accomplishing that, it proves that we're still a free country!", "context": ["'Burner' phones could be made illegal under US law that would require personal details of anyone buying a new handset", "They found some freedom they could take away!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Right, because old people are like dogs and cats and when they get old there's literally nothing left that they can experience or teach anyone, not even through example.", "context": ["Quebec passes 'dying with dignity' bill, allows terminally ill patients be given the choice to end their lives.", "That's good .... You wouldn't allow a cat or dog to die an extended painful death if you loved it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yep, Seinfeld has been popular for nearly 25 years because the entire country is pretending to like it.", "context": ["TIL: Repeats of the 180-episode sitcom Seinfeld has generated over $3 billion in syndication royalties.", "Did/does anybody honestly ever think Seinfeld was funny or was it all just a case of \"look at me, I'm so sophisticated, I get the funny\"?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Bethesda should put a tag for Android, too, so I can play on my phone!", "context": ["Peasant beggars getting out of hand (Read bottom to top)", "I love how they think that simply tagging the mod as PS4 and Xbone compatible on the mod repository will magically make it PS4 and Xbone compatible."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "\"HE'S GONNA GO ON A SPREE IN NY WITH THEM ASSAULT CLIPPAZINES\"", "context": ["UPS delivers assault rifle instead of child's Christmas gift", "\"Keyboard size case\", \"assault rifle\", \"ammo clip\"... I get the impression the author isn't very familiar with firearms."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ah, what an upstanding fellow for sacrificing his time and efforts.", "context": ["Ashley Madison Hack: Islamic preacher Hamza Tzortzis 'found' on leaked list", "Like the executive director of the Louisiana GOP, the Imam was probably only doing \"opposition research\" against his non-Muslim counterparts."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No this is the first we are hearing of it.", "context": ["8 years after hope and change, voters are angry, anxious", "Remember when they blamed the bengahzi attacks on a youtube video?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "TBH, it has taken me a few years to get over my PTSD from living in Olathe KS for 7 years", "context": ["Suspect in Olathe shooting allegedly told bartender he killed two Middle Eastern men", "Read on another article that his neighbors and family are blaming this on PTSD."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's that guy that was in Half-Life, right?", "context": ["What is the least controversial opinion you have?", "I like the sound of Morgan Freeman's voice."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't feel bad, I have Time Warner Cable!", "context": ["Comcast's attempt to bash Google Fiber on Facebook backfires hilariously as its own customers respond by hammering it with complaints", "god i seriously feel bad for anyone who uses comcast."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Personally, I can't wait to make a big deal out of people making a big deal out of the subscribe banner.", "context": ["Mario Party 8: Nobody Ever Wins - PART 2 - Game Grumps VS", "Can't wait for the hot drama over the \"subsblibe\" banner once again."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "In all honesty, running at high speed you are more prone to lose your balance when another force hits you even the slightest.", "context": ["Cristiano Ronaldo tracks back to cover Jordi Alba's run.", "And proceeds to go down at the slightest of touches and getting a foul in his favor... But who cares about that right?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "and hilarious footage of when it goes wrong and they hit a hospital", "context": ["4 Russian warships launch 26 missiles against ISIS from Caspian sea", "Good god, with all that car dashcam videos on youtube and this recent HD warporn bonanza can we expect missilecam soon with extreme slowmotion of surprised terrorist faces?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If you have a different opinion than me, you might be an idiot.", "context": ["One of the best moments from the show", "If you think *that* is one of the best moments from the office... you might be an idiot."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's not copied straight from a pro player in a crosshairs workshop so it's a shitty noob crosshair.", "context": ["When the last pistol on the ground has only two bullets left.", "whats the deal about the crosshair, im a noob."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Aw come on, that would just make the whole thing really heavy handed!", "context": ["The TRUTH is a drink best served cold", "Why, of all sins, would they not include gluttony when their metaphor is a drink machine?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's really hard to sort by top: all time actually, so I appreciate this post greatly.", "context": ["Inside the home of a Saudi architect", "repost from the top post of this subreddit"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well clearly we need metal detectors and body scanners at every entrance to the airport to prevent this", "context": ["Lawmakers question rules allowing guns at airports", "People do realize he could have just as easily gotten out of a car and walked into the baggage claim area from outside since there is no rule against that and started shooting people right?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah but only to black and minorities right?", "context": ["Man dead of gunshots in Market, more fired in Blackburn Hamlet", "How about bringing stop and frisk to downtown Ottawa?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well obviously it's impossible to do both, so chose her career unlike 90% of her generation", "context": ["Teens React to Lorde, amazing social commentary on modern music", "\"i'd rather focus on my career than on partying\" wow she sounds fun"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's different, up north you need the body of a seal to endure the weather.", "context": ["Italy appears to be the fittest country in Europe based on Body Mass Index (BMI) measurements.", "Pretty sure Iceland would have won the Obese competition, were we to be listed."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We first have to secure Vidal and Messi.", "context": ["Real Madrid negotiating to bring Courtois (Chelsea) next season.", "If Courtois leaves for Real Madrid, I can see Chelsea going for De Gea."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "FULL COVERED OR NOTHING AT ALL stupid girls not following the law", "context": ["Confusion over Uganda's 'miniskirt ban' leads to public attacks on women - Mobs are taking an interpretation of the proposed law as an excuse to target and strip people they consider to be improperly dressed.", "Nothing says \"You should wear more clothes\" like ripping off someone's clothes."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Army is willing to get into the dirty areas in order to secure a W at any cost, but Louisville is just full of dirty cheaters!", "context": ["Louisville's response to its Wake Forest scandal is simply astounding", "Army was also a potential beneficiary of this information, but for some reason I doubt the takes will be that scalding if it turns out Army also received this intel."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "i believe that's a metaphor for how slow those bixis are", "context": ["Less negative Spin on Bixi than we are used to seeing in Montreal Press: From NYT", "The title is misleading, this article is clearly about turtles."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Let's also legalize all drugs, guns and sex acts because it will put them under control.", "context": ["Woman dies of illegal abortion; left abusive husband and became pregnant with her new boyfriend, only to try anything to terminate the pregnancy when she learned the abusive man was coming after her; boyfriend leaves her when it's clear she's going to bleed out to death in their hotel room", "This is exactly why abortion shouldn't even be a debate, IMO."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If you have to ask, you can't afford it.", "context": ["New Leo is so cool, that he won't even look at you.", "Gosh I wonder what it would take to buy my way to the new leo from the panther II.."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "but but but there's one bad guy who did something bad, lets write a ton of code and waste a month to punish him!", "context": ["Vitalik Buterin - \"If in the future there is that kind of a dispute in Ethereum, I'd definitely be quite happy to see Ethereum A go in one direction and Ethereum B go to the other\"", "\"We will bailout people if we deem our interests are at risk against our core vision of ethereum which may be changed anytime for our own gain\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Bla bla bla Racist, bla bla bla no instances reported.", "context": ["Ex-Charlotte mayor, a convicted felon, votes in violation of bond", "It still blows my mind that you can vote without a picture I.d."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Probably because people are playing Slardar a lot those days", "context": ["The reason the Gardens terrain has terrible performance isn't because of \"banner wind physics\"; it's because it's pushing twice as many draw calls, and up to 4x the polygon count.", "Why is it drawing so many triangles though?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "There'll be no proof we existed once God's through with us.", "context": ["FWD: REMEMBER THIS GAY MARRIAGE HAPPENED BEFORE", "But Gamgam, there is no proof that Sodom and Gomorrah ever existed"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "i love how closely it followed the plot of the original", "context": ["What's a statement you can think of that can totally piss off a fan base for any movie, tv series, comic book, etc?", "Dragonball evolution was better than the anime."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Language is sexist and out to get Womyn", "context": ["All politics aside, this is still cringey.", "I hate how when people say \"man\", when referring to humans, SJWs always have to jump on the sexist bandwagon"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Obviously this is serious hacking, kid should get arrested for this.", "context": ["My brother's 3-year-old found the debug menu on her leap pad.", "Obama has invited her to the White House."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Right, because at no time in the past 60 million years was there ever a heatwave on this planet.", "context": ["More than 430 people are reported to have died in a heatwave sweeping India, with temperatures reaching 48C (118F) in some areas.", "But someone brought a snowball into the Senate so no global warming"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Get good, and you won't have that problem.", "context": ["1.9 - Strength potions have been nerfed Thought I'd put this here due to the fact a lot of people are against potions and strength potions because of how OP they currently are.", "Also... skellies are more OP, their arrows do more damage and it's near impossible to rush them without getting shot."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Unless youre a male, then its still pervert.", "context": ["This is for all you perverts out there", "Where \"pervert\" means \"person with normal sexual desires and curiosity\"."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "At least nobody post it on Reddit, it's just a bunch of blabbermouths over there", "context": ["49ers quietly clean house in coaching staff - 10 members let go", "it's not so quiet if it's immediately known"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So much better than the POTUS sexually assaulting women behind closed doors and having friendly political allies defend him in public.", "context": ["What are people slowly starting to forget?", "That the President of The United States has openly bragged about sexually assaulting women."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We have to take out Iran to defend our freedom.", "context": ["Poll: Majority of Americans Fear US Will Become Involved In Another Major War", "I fear the neocons will finally get what they've wanted most for the last decade, a war with Iran."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He is actually starving ISIS, but the Kurds/civilians got caught in the crossfire!", "context": ["Bashar Assad Thwarts Humanitarian Aid To Syria's Kurds", "I'm sure Assad apologists will find some way to justify this."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because it only costs two black mana to cast, not 3.", "context": ["A victim of the 1881 NYC smallpox epidemic", "What moron decided to call those poxes \"small???\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because letting children starve is the American thing to do!", "context": ["What myth or misconception do people spread around all the time that pisses you off?", "That EVERYONE who gets food assistance is lazy and needs to work harder."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Dp gonna win worlds better than top 8 koreans", "context": ["Season 4 World Championship Group A/B Preivew", "I'm pretty sure DP wasn't in OGN."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "By the look of all his other parts... I would say probably a GTX 650", "context": ["Halfway done my build - saving up for the rest!", "What GPU are you putting in it?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yep the media is run by the ijewminati who want you to forget immediately that we're hitting the middle east with drone strikes!", "context": ["TIL In the United States, mass shootings are not growing in frequency, and evidence shows a downward trend since the 90's.", "Welcome to a society where fear is manufactured by the media to distract us from the real issues."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "There is nowhere in Austin that has a good traffic spot.", "context": ["In-N-Out Plans Another Austin Location Near I-35 And Parmer", "Do they specifically seek out the worst traffic spots in Austin to put a restaurant?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "well when they cannot afford a tv, stand and couch how do you expect them to afford a gazzillion dollars for a gaming pc when you can't even see 1080p with the human eye", "context": ["So now peasants factor in the cost of a gaming chair and table to new PC builds to try and show how console gaming is cheaper", "I guess their TV's, TV stands, and couches don't count."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I heard it was Nashville we are playing.", "context": ["Pregame Thread: March 07, 2017 - Nashville at Anaheim 7:00 PM PST - Honda Center - Anaheim - CA - FS-TN / PRIME", "I wonder what team shows up tonight"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah and when is Ford going to drop that old blue logo, so outdated", "context": ["MotorTrend records 7.1s 0-60 time for 2016 Chevy Volt", "When is Chevy going to ditch that godawful 1970s pale gold bowtie?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Felony, mandatory minimum 20 year sentence for unauthorized ride sharing.", "context": ["In Uber-less Austin, People Are Using Facebook to Find Rides: Less Safe Alternatives Fill the Void", "Wait for the city government to \"fix\" the problem they caused."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But we're living in the most peaceful time you dummie!", "context": ["'Hostages taken' in French church by 2 armed men- BBC News", "For a second there I was worried we wouldn't hit our daily quota of possible terrorist attacks."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Gotta keep the poor where they belong, right?", "context": ["Majority of Americans don't have $500 in savings", "...yet for some reason, repealing health care for the poorest sector of people is the governments primary focus at the moment."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh yeah I'm sure Marvel wants this amidst Secret Empire, the sales conversation and what was said about artists", "context": ["Marvel Artist Accused of Hiding Anti-Christian and Antisemitic Messages in This Week's X-Men Comic", "The artist will get what they want... notoriety, and Marvel will get what they want... huge headlines without responsibility."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah, it should get 20 years jail w/ chance of parole", "context": ["Pit bull that attacked and killed small dog will be put down - Calgary", "Anyone else find it odd that we administer capital punishment to dogs but not murderers?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Maybe we should just go back to skin color while they're working on the whole gender thing.", "context": ["Connecticut woman mistaken for transgender and harassed in Walmart bathroom", "I am of the opinion that the bathroom you use should be regulated by your eye color, not the shape of your genitals."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "well it actually 50%, either it happens or don't", "context": ["It takes one barrel to win a teamfight", "20% chance to crit , you crit godbless LOL"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm sure when this is over Israel will help pay to protect our borders.", "context": ["Obama signs bill giving Israel $225 million for missile defense system", "So every single one of our veterans is receiving the benefits and care they were promised, since there's all this money to hand over to other countries?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Duh.. the \"no commandments\" is how they can serve gays now!", "context": ["Chick-Fil-A doesn't charge customers for ingredients that the customers don't want", "No Lettuce, No Tomato, plus No Commandments?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why do I have to keep telling you guys, it's far less embarrassing to have your child die from an easily preventable disease than to have a retard baby.", "context": ["Jim Carrey Brands Governor 'Fascist' Over California's New Vaccine Law", "Trace mercury with no currently observable effects certainly does sound more frightening than centuries-old diseases coming back and killing millions."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well you can rest easy knowing they're fighting the battles you truly care for.", "context": ["Disney's new Latino cartoon criticized for not depicting the horrors of colonialism", "As a Mexican-American, I guarantee you that everyone complaining, are white people."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "LOLOLOLOL ONLY 90s KIDS WILL REMEMBER THIS #YOLO", "context": ["TIL that the woman who won $2.9 million by suing McDonald's over spilled hot coffee asked for only $20,000, to cover her medical bills.", "I thought everyone over 25 knew about this"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But hey we got the dvsn, he's much better", "context": ["Does anyone know what songs young thug performs on the boy meets world tour?", "went to the dublin concert last night and thugger wasn't there :( was v excited to see him and drizzy kill it on stage"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Out of 7.3 billion people, yes, you are the only one who is single handedly supporting the entire band and video production.", "context": ["OK Go - The One Moment (shot in 4.2 seconds)", "Man, am I the only one here who enjoys their music even if it is Generic?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Have you met our Lord and Savior George Soros?", "context": ["Here's A Rundown Of Alex' Jones' Surreal Testimony In Court Today", "Yup blaming the strength of marijuana on George Soros....makes sense"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, other lip sync assassins have never repeated moves across performances.", "context": ["Trying to statistically, graphically, and analytically figure out how Alaska became the lipsync assassin this season", "By doing the same thing every time."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Children are curable, we just have all these unreasonable societal hangups against post-natal abortion.", "context": ["What do you make sure to find out on the first date?", "Do the have an incurable STI, like herpes, syphilis, or children."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh yeah that time a ship sunk in like 1912, definitely relevant to this thread", "context": ["What are some common forms of sexism women face?", "Getting off the sinking ship before men"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They should cut more, that way the next generation of Texans will be so dumb that they won't think twice about voting Republican.", "context": ["Texas House budget adds $1 billion more for schools", "Yes but didn't they cut $5.4 billion.... still not enough."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "How will they stop it from freezing up and randomly restarting itself from time to time?", "context": ["Apple Rumored to be Developing Car Windshield Display", "If it's true that would the first real innovation by apple in 14 years."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's actually good, otherwise the war would be going on for another decade.", "context": ["Seen in Berlin, Germany Where Obama is Speaking", "Bradley Manning did stuff that got soldiers killed."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "\"Because America is a federation of states... or- or it's a large diverse nation of people\"", "context": ["TIL that the President of Singapore must not be a member of any political party in order to run for office", "Can someone eli5 why this wouldn't work in the USA?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "50 people shooting in a dark, packed club while drinking would have made this a much better situation.", "context": ["Donald Trump Says More Guns at Orlando Nightclub Would Have Prevented Mass Shooting", "guns in an club with alcohol sounds like a great idea!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They should just automatically scan the documents before shredding them.", "context": ["San Bernardino Shooter's Apple ID Passcode Changed While in Government Possession, Apple Says", "Those horrid paper shredder companies should also be required to provide a means to piece back together shredded documents."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah he's already a millionaire and its only been a year, he's totally losing his steam", "context": ["Lil Yachty - And I Made It", "He will lose his steam by the end of 2017 and that's a good thing."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Thooorin just saying that because he doesn't want to upset Brazilians and get stabbed by them on LAN.", "context": ["Thorin's CS:GO Top 10 World Rankings - 23rd May 2016", "Regarding Tempo: \"A random map draw of Nuke cost them a first place finish\" How can that statement be taken seriously when OpTic had already won 3 out of 4 maps vs TS at the minor?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't talk like Russell Westbrook until u got a triple double in NBA", "context": ["Ray Allen Offered His Pick For MVP - Isaiah Thomas", "I don't know who this person is, sorry"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Pretty sure Ram would approve of destroying a place of worship and creating a ruckus in order to build a temple dedicated to him at a particular site at his hometown.", "context": ["A Hindutva Thug forcing a Muslim man to say \"Jai Shri Ram\"", "If Ram were to appear here, whose side would he take?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Its rhetorical, he just broadcasts his inner monologue to provide intellectual depth to the forums from which other players may learn.", "context": ["IQ 160 Wants To Know Which Overwatch Character To Play", "Shouldn't someone that smart be able to figure it out for himself?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Their ability to reproduce should definitely be calculated by the market and how much surplus value they are able to provide to their superior humans.", "context": ["Just going to leave this one here.", "How dare the poor dream of having kids right?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But it will be rotating out soon so balance!", "context": ["I should be studying... So here are a bunch of cards :D", "Flamewanker into Coin / Disco Inferno is ridiculous."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The end - *Let x live while x dies* [100]", "context": ["Mass Effect: Andromeda's Trophy/Achievement List Is Here & It's Full of Massive Spoilers (Be warned.)", "Somebody that's read it: On a scale of 1-10, how spoilery is the list?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But rape culture totally isn't a real thing!", "context": ["California eliminates statute of limitations on rape cases in wake of Cosby case", "Loving this assumption that this will send more men to jail, rather then help any who have the courage to say they where raped."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'd much rather sit in a chair in room with stale air all day than being outside!", "context": ["A man makes up to $300 dollars a day by panning for gold and rare gems found on the streets of New York City.", "Up to $300 a day... Not worth crawling around on the ground all day for me."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, im sure he did it because GTA made him.", "context": ["Trial begins for man who ran over woman in Fells Point", "Considering an entire generation has grown up playing GTA, I'm surprised things like this don't happen all the time."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Does the downvotes mean his advice is wrong reddit?", "context": ["Ladies, what's an absolute no-no for a guy to do on a first date?", "Not a lady, but I would assume pooping on their head would be a no-no"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I hear Dale Jr's tent is going to have two stories", "context": ["First look at the new merchandise tents", "As long as the popular drivers have BIG sections this should work pleasantly."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, you can always run them over afterward and get your money back.", "context": ["Guys rip off a prostitute and she has to jump into their moving car to try get paid", "Aren't prostitutes supposed to take the money upfront?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The White Sox played the whole season with no fans, why is this special.", "context": ["What was the strangest baseball related thing to happen in 2015?", "There was the White Sox/Orioles game with no fans."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Obscure internet reference I'm sure everyone got his clever joke", "context": ["Superhero party they said and my friend turned up like this", "I bet literally no one got it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I like how you can click confirm and they automatically know your account", "context": ["Phishing Sites for Clash of Clans are now being approved to be run as ads on YouTube", "#FOR THE RECORD THESE DONT WORK AND WILL NEVER WORK, CoC IS A SERVER SIDED GAME AND THEREFORE GEM AMOUNTS/MONEY ETC CANNOT BE EDITED WITH THESE SO-CALLED PROGRAMS THEY ONLY SERVE TO STEAL YOUR DATA/GIVE YOU VIRUSES"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I dunno, WWI and WWII happened way before HL 1-2.", "context": ["Strike on Syria Would Cause One on Israel, Iran Declares", "WW3 *will not start* before Half Life 3 is released."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But everyone is going to have last years tape to watch, meaning he's going to have a second year slump.", "context": ["Who do you think will win the MVP this year and why?", "Not putting money on this one but if Foles has a full season with the same production as last year he can win the MVP."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Which is why Democracy is such a great idea!", "context": ["71% Want The Dark Net Shut Down, Showing Most Have No Idea What The Dark Net Is", "strong opinions and lack of knowledge naturally correlate"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Everyone knows that everything bad ever was because of Obama.", "context": ["Obama is not breaking the law, more at 11", "Do they think that unpaid internships started with Obama's presidency?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nobody honestly believes this guy would have killed multiple more with a gun right?", "context": ["Paris stabbing: Hooded Isis-supporter shouting \"It is for Daesh\" stabs nursery school teacher in the throat", "ITT \"How can I make this about gun control\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He was *obviously* dressed as Ice+Spark Kirby from Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards.", "context": ["Con-goers and cosplayers, what are your cringiest and creepiest con experiences?", "Uber driver here: I was driving in Atlanta during Dragoncon and I picked up a dude dressed up as a refrigerator."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah the game based around kicking with your feet isn't the real football", "context": ["Uhhhmmm.. I think the World Cup app is a little off.", "With scores like 25-6 it seems like a real football game."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Maybe the CIA should give briefings to fox so they can pass on the memo", "context": ["Evidence suggests Trump is not receiving Presidential intelligence briefings", "CIA = consistently ignored by Trump Fox News = monitored by Trump all day"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Diebold releases all the numbers to the public.", "context": ["Outcome Of The 2012 US Presidential Election If Only White Men Could Vote", "How is this even possible to know?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But, but, the freer the market the freer the people.", "context": ["Tapes revealed that Enron shut down a power station in California and created an artificial power shortage, deliberately aggravating the 2001 California Energy Crisis, so they could raise prices and cost residents billions in surcharges.", "Why all power should be public power and NEVER privately owned."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So sad that we've let so many immigrants in that good, hard-working British people are driven to try to murder them on religious grounds", "context": ["Forest Hill 'stabbing': Attacker shouted 'I want to kill a Muslim' while chasing passengers", "We may never know his true motive."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They were marching for the right to grab fetuses by the pussy, as well as by the dick.", "context": ["Oh, I didn't know that was the reason women were marching this weekend everywhere (oh how I love living in Utah...)", "I thought they were marching for the right to not be grabbed by the pussy?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well you certainly did a good job at staying away from this one, didn't ya?", "context": ["My college is back at it with Lapidot.", "I'll try to stay away to every post that have the word \"Lapidot\", hate this ship."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't you know that even in an anonymous internet forum the most important thing about a female is how they look?", "context": ["MFW I accidentally quote an AskReddit thread at a party and my friend's brother recognizes it.", "If I see \"doing the lord's work\" one more time in a thread where someone outs a female redditor and then goes through her entire profile looking for pics, I think I may scream."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "B..b..but his dad handles HIS money so he should he cleared of all charges", "context": ["Cristiano Ronaldo donates entire his 600k CL final bonus to UN charity.", "Meanwhile Messi, the scumbag doesn't pay his taxes"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Unlike our country, which would never use an external enemy to prop up internal cohesion.", "context": ["TIL Argentina sent a pregnant woman to Antarctica, had her give birth there, and used the baby to reinforce its territorial claims", "Argentina does have a history of trying to deflect social problems at home by raising territorial claims from Antarctica to the Falklands."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hey man they did offer to build 200 mosques in europe after previous terrorist attack thats something", "context": ["The worlds tallest building the Burj Khalifa in Dubai lights up in black, yellow and red to show solidarity with Belgium amid terror attacks.", "Maybe they should take more refugees and stop funding the Syrian War instead of lighting up a skyscraper."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I bet this time he changes his ways!", "context": ["Lions DT Ndmaukong Suh could be suspended for this week's wild-card playoff game vs Cowboys for stepping on Aaron Rodgers, per @mortreport.", "I don't think he's getting suspended, but I do think he'll get fined like 100k again."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What are you talking about people pvp to get craftings items.", "context": ["So... Where do I get this valuable PvP loot?", "I miss buying my pvp gear from a npc, the item i want, not getting random itens."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Now we wait for ~~Dota3~~ ~~Dota2 Ep2~~ Dota 2 Beta Ep2", "context": ["Dark Rift Update - New Hero Underlord", "FINALLY OUT OF BETA BOYS WE MADE IT"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I mean who even has a CAR that has aux anymore?", "context": ["That's when you consider jumping out the car", "Iphone 7 ppl still acting like they can relate to using an aux"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah fam, I don't feel like dying fam", "context": ["What word or phrase, once uttered, makes you instantly think less of the person who used it?", "\"Fam\" If you say this non-ironically, go die in a fire."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It can't be, every single media organization is antisemitic", "context": ["Benjamin Netanyahu blames Holocaust on Palestinian leader at World Zionist Congress, says Hitler only wanted to expel Jews", "Watch Netanyahu win the Time Person of the Year award now."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't worry, all the gay people now supporting trump will help change the world and make it better for themselves!", "context": ["After False Show of Solidarity, House GOPs Block LGBT Protections Bill", ".. and the assault by christians on America's LGBT population continues without a hiccup."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm not a tourist, I'm a professional blogger.", "context": ["United Airlines gets approval for Houston-Havana flights", "It still isn't approved for tourist travel though is it?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's because of all these crazy new vaccines.", "context": ["TIL the first person diagnosed with autism is still alive and living in Mississippi.", "This shows just how realitively new this disorder is, we have a lot to learn about it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You know because they have 2 3 times EU LCS winners, an NA LCS champion, an EU LCS runner-up and a Challenger talent.", "context": ["If someone ever says that NA doesn't have local talent or a world class team, I will point them to clg and say \"you're wrong\"", "How is Origen the EU Team Liquid lmao"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "because these are incredibly charismatic characters who are able to manipulate people into devoting their lives to killing for them", "context": ["Episode Discussion: S03E01 \"New Blood\" **Original Airdate:** March 2, 2015 *** **Episode Synopsis:** A series of brutally staged tableaus threatens to open old wounds for Ryan.", "So... Why exactly does Marc now have a following?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, I was shot, so the word \"tr\\*gger\" tr\\*ggers me.", "context": ["You can't talk about your success because it makes me feel bad!", "I really wish these people would stop throwing around the word 'trigger'."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They should put that option as a bait for black money hoarders whose info will be collected and will be raided by the income tax department", "context": ["90% of Indians support demonetization according to PM's survey.", "I wonder how different the results would be if \"I disagree\" was an option?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because if we know anything about God, it's that he's easily fooled by semantics.", "context": ["Catholic Shower Thought: Where is the outrage over \"Father's Day\" from the hardcore Call-No-Man-Father Protestants?", "I met a guy once who refused to celebrate \"Father's Day\" and substituted it with \"Dad's Day.\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Any 4K monitor obviously magically converts all images to high quality 4K", "context": ["Peasants will need to re-buy their consoles to play Netflix in 4k", "You guys realize the peasants are going to think that this means they can play their games in 4K, right?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But I was told Trump has already won the election!", "context": ["Trump Polling Zero Percent with Blacks in OH, PA", "Funny how no one is talking about this poll that shows Clinton +9% in PA."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Homeless men need to check their privilege tbh", "context": ["Triggered by men who actually do something about the actually vulnerable.", "I can understand being annoyed by someone hassling you for donations, but it's the fact that she seems more bothered that its for some male charity and stresses the 'man threatening women' part that's so shitty."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Off the deck of a boat into the water duhhh", "context": ["This is why you shouldn't break glass bottles around children's playgrounds", "Tell me then, where *should* someone *break glass bottles*?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "SENSITIVE JUST LIKE THAT POOR MONKEY IN THE SNOW, DYING TO HYPOTHERMIA", "context": ["A monkey jumping around in the snow", "man, some of you redditors are really sensitive."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "From their perspective, all waters in the Pacific are their ancestral waters/territory.", "context": ["South Korean Coast Guard vessels have, for the first time, fired machine guns against Chinese boats illegally fishing in Korean waters.", "Why can't these fisherman stay in Chinese waters?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I disagree with Stormfront's message, but you've really got to respect their commitment to inclusion.", "context": ["This article just broke my favorite Facebook group.", "\"I respect Cool Freaks' commitment to inclusion...\" Banning people at the slightest hint that they might perhaps have a dissenting opinion... Inclusion."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm sure all the atheists that are actually respectable and not a typical asshole really appreciate comments like this.", "context": ["Four men with machetes brutally murders woman.", "If you can see things like this.. And still believe in God, then you're just an idiot."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but you didn't know that any sort of criminal activity committed by a Palestinian should be tolerated by everyone?", "context": ["Israel impose up to 20 years jail term for stone throwing", "Throwing a stone at a moving vehicle is a felony in the USA, too."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "if by comeback you mean the \"new\" subway spokesperson, sure.", "context": ["Early Predictions on MVP, DPOY, COMEBACKPOY, OROY, DROY?", "MVP - Aaron Rodgers DPOY - JJ Watt Comeback - RG3 ;) OROY - Tajae Sharpe DROY - Joey Bosa"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What, you don't like seeing the same memes and gifs posted constantly?", "context": ["Cringed at myself for writing this, but IGN comments annoy me to no end", "The only people that browse IGN and IGN comments anymore are peasants and people dumber then a bag of phone books, usually both"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That Cham will get him way closer to his enigma.", "context": ["Iso Enigma/Ber O Jah Jah Lo for Enigma Jah Lo for Ber", "Cube them two Jahs, and then baby you got a stew going."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's called street photography, and it's okay because it's art.", "context": ["I saw a stranger with a pizza tattoo holding a pizza", "honestly, this is a cool shot, but \"stranger\" photos still weird me out a bit."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "and the people who printed it have no idea what it looked like once they cover it up with a sticker", "context": ["Holy Crap - Wouldn't they be able to steal your coins immediately?", "I think your private key is hidden on the backside.."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh look at this guy who reads articles an stuff.", "context": ["Facebook admits to continuously eavesdropping on smartphone microphones", "\"If this feature is turned on, it's only active when you're writing a status update\" is not the same as \"continuously eavesdropping\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "how can you not like extremely homophobic clowns.", "context": ["'Emo' Girl punched in the face for not liking Insane Clown Posse.", "insane clown posse is a shitty band."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And I'm sure the conservative plan to cut taxes would have trickled that money right down to the average worker.", "context": ["Alberta plans hefty spending to revive battered economy", "I'm sure the solar panel faeries will spray their pixel dust everywhere and make a magical utopia again"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because women can't rape because they have been raped by the patriarchy", "context": ["Why aren't MRAs actively working to oppose extraordinarily tiny organizations whose ideology will never catch on?", "Why aren't SJWs actively fighting NAMBLA either?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "ryze should make a small jump in the diretion of you cursor after every spell", "context": ["Why Ryze is Both Underpowered and Broken, and How it Can be fixed.", "I'm the original writer of this post (the poster had permission, I've tried to stay away from getting sucked into reddit until now), and will try to respond to any questions."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Someone would have because \"no one goes in unanimously\"", "context": ["Ken Gurnick on Twitter: \"Vin Scully Avenue passed unanimously by LA City Council.\"", "Anybody voting against would have torpedoed their political career."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Maybe it was an arranged marriage and that was his first time seeing her and he was overcome with relief, and then excitement.", "context": ["My Best Friend the Moment he saw his Bride to Be Walking Down the Aisle.", "I hate to say it, but guys know that they're supposed to look really impressed here, and so I think they tend to over do it... Maybe it doesn't apply to your friend, but I think a lot of these \"groom is so amazed\" posts are BS."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, doesn't being condescended to by a bunch of elites in Manhattan and DC who are completely out of touch with middle America inspire you to vote Democrat?", "context": ["Trump voters: We did hear you; we just thought better of you", "I for one, love being judged by a bunch of newspapers and political pundits."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Who needs azure servers if you can have full 1080p?", "context": ["EA Teases Titanfall 2 Won't Be Xbox-Exclusive", "Sorry but if titanfall 2 doesn't use azure I ain't buying it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Pfff Are you trying to say that a bullet wouldn't get through a meat grinder in tact like that?", "context": ["My dad found a bullet in his elk sausage", "are there seriously people that think the OP actually found the elk sausage like this?.....its fake, the OP but the bullet there him/herself and then snapped a picture cause they knew people on Reddit are very, very, very gullible"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Apparently she prays multiple times a day, so I just don't see why the Pope picked a Socialist Jew over her.", "context": ["Bernie Sanders announces on Morning Joe he will be traveling to the Vatican to discuss economic concerns with Pope Francis", "I guarantee you that Clinton is pissed that she couldn't pay the Pope to endorse her with \"down ticket campaigning\"."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You only said that because god is just that mysterious.", "context": ["What do people do to make you assume that they're stupid?", "People who constantly blame things on God being mysterious."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But everything before I finish this sentence is history!", "context": ["A WW II documentary would be nice.", "History Channel needs to be sued for false advertising."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So you're saying homosexuality is actually a choice?", "context": ["What's the wisest thing you've been told by anyone?", "Love isn't something you find, it's a choice you make daily"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "At the time of my comment the OPs post is 10 hours old, so this picture is a picture of Earth that is at least 10 hours in the past.", "context": ["First image from the Deep Space Climate Observatory Satellite (DSCOVR) 1 million miles from Earth at Lagrange point 1 - NASA", "so how far is Earth in the past in this picture?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, you're the only one on the planet with that opinion.", "context": ["Father of kidnapped son gets revenge (NSFL)", "Am I the only one that thinks killing the guy isn't justice?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If they hate being poor they will try to make money.", "context": ["The Republican Party makes its hatred of mass transit official", "I don't understand how Republicans can believe that the best way to help the poor is to make their lives harder at every opportunity."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "if you're not a genius, don't have babies.", "context": ["Scientists move doomsday clock closer to midnight", "So what does the average person do to turn this around?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No I am really convinced that X is completely negative in every situation and Y is positive, where X and Y are fighting each other and I support Y.", "context": ["Israel only nation condemned in UN for women's right violations", "Even the staunchest anti-Israel person has to admit that this is bullshit."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Sometimes I can't close my wallet because of how much money I have in it", "context": ["What are some cons of being rich?", "Your wallet keeps making your pants fall down."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah man - now if only Jimmy Fallon could raise good points while still being wacky and likable!", "context": ["Bill Maher Reveals Donald Trump's Only Possible Path To Election Victory", "Maher is an incredibly smart guy and raises good points as usual, but he's still an intolerably pompous ass."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Everyone gets bottled water anyway or water from the mountains.", "context": ["Donald Trump overturns law preventing companies dumping coal mining debris in streams and rivers", "The human need for clean drinking water is a Chinese conspiracy."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "well, if they score more goals than their opponents in every match, they will win all their games", "context": ["D. Payet Free-kick goal vs Cameroon (France 3-2 Cameroon)", "France tactics for the Euros: just outscore our opponents."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "1 upvote = 1 step closer to finding her.", "context": ["Please Help: 15-Year-Old Missing After Warped Tour in Toronto", "I can tell you where you're not going to find her, reddit."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "TECHNICALLY they're not, because they are also currently apart of the United States as it stands.", "context": ["FoxNews just said the tension between the US and Russia is at an all time high", "If the people commenting in this thread are the future of this country.... God we are doomed."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But...but...poor people are welfare dependent and they have all the time in the world!", "context": ["North Carolina slashed their early voting hours and now this is what the lines look like", "Republicans don't want poor people to vote, so they've added a poll tax of requiring an extraordinary amount of time."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Probably only went for Chads and put all the good guys in the friendzone.", "context": ["what BBQs are like when you're 30 and single", "How are YOU the single one in that group?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah its a permanent weed killer, what a product!", "context": ["My Dad's 24-hour Weed Killer Recipe - $2/gallon", "arent you just salting the ground with this...wouldnt this just destroy the ground for any plants?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well I guess we need to limit cycling events, right guys?", "context": ["Laura Trott (GB) wins Gold in Women's Omnium Cycling", "WE ARE BLOODY GOOD AT THIS CYCLING IN A CIRCLE THING"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "clearly this is because men get dragged along to movies they don't want to see, and women won't come with to see man movies.", "context": ["The IMDb ratings for Fifty Shades Darker.", "Fivethirtyeight did interesting statistical analysis that shows how male rankings tank movies directed at females, but the opposite doesn't happen."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Them union people, always getting rich quick, stealing from poor innocent businessmen trying to make an honest living", "context": ["The price of a 45 minute out-patient procedure to change a defibrillator battery in the US.", "Now you know what unions do to you."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Too bad some idiot will pay him 12 million a year!", "context": ["AFC Offensive Player of Week 16: Jets QB Ryan Fitzpatrick.", "One more TD and he breaks the Jets all time passing TD in a season record."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because he really values commitment, and will definitely have tunnel vision for this one school throughout his highschool career", "context": ["A&M Receives First Commitment Of 2020 Class, Navasota OL Jordan Jefferson", "Why is a HS freshman committing already?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Thankfully they were able to keep him at his same pay range, due to lack of salary history.", "context": ["TIL that a janitor invented Flamin' Hot Cheetos and he is now an Executive Vice President", "This guy's the good Will Hunting of snack foods."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's part of the insidious \"gay agenda\" obviously", "context": ["Colombian bishops welcome government backing down from gender ideology", "\"Gender ideology\" must be another one of those Catholic Newspeak terms like \"Freedom of Religion\" as shorthand for the right of Catholics to impose their own morals and ideology on third parties."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Did you play it on console for that cinematic 24fps.", "context": ["It's our fault that ant man had a poor opening weekend", "Well to be fair, I was gonna see antman this weekend, but then I realised I didn't wanna see that shit, so I played skyrim instead."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But I looked up his stats on pro-football-reference so I'm obviously qualified to critique his vision and footwork!", "context": ["Adrian Peterson: Teddy Bridgewater reminds me of Tom Brady", "Thank you, AP, for giving us another thread of opinions on Teddy from people who have never seen him play."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Just Keselowski being outspoken, against the establishment and great for the sport.", "context": ["Martin Truex tweets Denny that the burnout is still in the Charlotte garage.", "What is the story behind the burnout?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hurr durr DAE know Twilight is like, shitty?", "context": ["TIL Edward and Bella's relationship in Twilight series meet all 15 criteria set by the National Domestic Violence hotline for being in an abusive relationship.", "The only reason Twilight is still relevant is because people who hate it keep talking about it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You'd all just be falling for Dawood Ibrahim's ploy to convert the US to Islam by making people register as Muslim in protest.", "context": ["Donald Trump's team 'discussing plans for Muslim registration system'", "If this happens, we should all register as Muslim."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You're not supposed to accept handouts you communist fuck.", "context": ["Marine: Trump, you don't have a clue about what a Purple Heart means", "So wait, Why is everyone upset at Trump's purple heart statement, including this marine, but not upset at the soldier who gave it to him?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, Tyron is just talking nonsense when he brings up racism.", "context": ["Woodley Talks about Rough Upbringing in St Louis", "YouTube full of scumbag comments of course!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'd say good on him for getting in there early.", "context": ["This is Harris and Arman, talking to the community about Islam at the mall in Portland OR", "What do you think about the Prophet Muhammad marrying a 6 year old, consummating when she was 9?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That will never happen he is terrified of Wonderboy", "context": ["Tyron starting camp for 209 (Fight not announced yet)", "It'll be the wonderboy rematch I think"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You aren't REALLY driving unless your throttle is mounted on the wheel and the right pedal is the brake!", "context": ["TIL only 18% of americans can drive a stick", "You aren't REALLY driving unless your car has a crank start and manual choke."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's what the liberal media wants you to think!", "context": ["Stephen Colbert's wife makes a cameo on the Late Show", "Well that's the most adorable thing I'm going to see today"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Bribe your nephews and take them with you.", "context": ["ToysRUs is apparently doing an in store card trading event - and giving out exclusive cards!", "If I showup past 2 PM and they still have stuff left would they give it out even if I dont have a kid with me?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You mean those people with more money can have better treatment anywhere?", "context": ["Eating Endangered Species Is Now Illegal In China", "Eating Endangered Species is Now Illegal to poor people in China There, fixed."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But they voted Leave so they deserve to be punished!", "context": ["Cornwall asks for Government funding after Brexit, doesn't get it", "Can I just point out that they were nearly 44% remain and so only just dipped below the national average."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah because thats how other bad people who used religions to justify violence stopped", "context": ["Muslim Reform Movement : \"Ideas do not have rights, human beings have rights\"", "Or you know, you could just quit being muslim, kind of like how germans quit being nazis."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Lies, it has AR right in its name!", "context": ["What fact are you tired of explaining to people?", "That a regular civilian AR-15 is **NOT** an assault rifle."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "well Trainer Happy knew the hog rider was overpowered so he put it down", "context": ["Miner + Minion Trick That Catches People Off Guard", "Trainer happy doesn't give a shit, he just sends a wild hog rider."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I believe that the Montreal players get a +, but the Rangers players don't get a minus as it is a special teams situation.", "context": ["Good old 6 on 6 hockey in Habs@Rangers game tonight", "So do all 6 Rangers on the ice get a +/- for the goal Montreal scored?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "that's what you get for watching cable while eating dinner ^^^uncultured ^^^swine", "context": ["What products will you never buy just because you hate their commercials?", "Musinex back when they personified snot-balls, and then as the kid coughs, they start whirling around inside the kid's stomach/lungs, it's 7:00 at night people are trying to eat God Damn-it!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Damn almost identical to what's it's going to be against Hillary", "context": ["Must be a universal \"i'm a rich dbag smile\"", "Everyone online bashes Trump yet he's still ahead by 27 points I believe."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I bet brady never thought of that !", "context": ["Report: Tom Brady and NFLPA To Challenge Any suspension In Federal Court", "I don't he can decline to turn his phone over in court, eh?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But talking about grabbing women's pussies without their consent is totally fine.", "context": ["The Libertarian way to leave a \"tip\"", "\"Taxation is theft\" ....and Libertarians wonder why they never get elected in to office."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well good, women are already paid 75% of the money for 100% of the work!", "context": ["Let's have half the population work 4 days less than the other half!", "If women were paid 100% of the money for (roughly) 75% of the work, companies simply would not hire women."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yup, better ship the camera out to a store every time you want to change the lens!", "context": ["How not to put on a lens", "This is why I have the camera store install my lens before shipping the camera to me."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh no, the pilot left the chemtrail switch on, now it's leaking", "context": ["The 737 engines are truly a piece of art!", "Because they have a puddle of a certain fluid under them?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, every country can afford to take on the Chinese Navy/economy.", "context": ["Illegal Chinese fishing vessels impounded in East London (South Africa) after attempting to evade the Navy with 600 Tons of catches onboard.", "Every country should start to do the same thing instead of playing chicken with China"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah...I've never seen a manual transmission vehicle in America.", "context": ["This is why my truck never gets stolen here in America.", "Must be mentally challenging for 'mericans to drive a stick shift, eh ?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He didn't take it directly, he just sent some \"polite people\" in.", "context": ["TIL The United States attempted to buy Greenland in 1946 for $100,000,000", "Putin: Why buy when you can take?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Allah and god don't even have the same name.", "context": ["Which statement although 100% true, still causes controversy every time it is said?", "Christians, Muslims, and Jews all worship the same God."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "bulldoze the paterno wing and ban peachy paterno", "context": ["President Erickson decides the statue comes down... (Twitter)", "And the name is to remain on the library."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "r u sayin my cousin isnt a demigod u wanna backk that up", "context": ["What's the weirdest thing about America that Americans don't realize?", "I find it disconcerting that we are pushed to treat military members like demi gods."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why do I care what tires the restaurant uses?", "context": ["Europeans of Reddit, what's one dead giveaway that someone's American?", "Asking for ketchup at a Michelin starred restaurant."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh yes, let's look to the slave owning, genocidal, classist, and wealthy founding fathers to save us from Trump.", "context": ["Argentine leader: Ivanka joined my call with Trump", "Doing business with foreign interests through your own dynastic family is kind of the exact thing the founding fathers had in mind when they created checks and balances."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I bet your answers were hilarious, that's why they made it into the video.", "context": ["Either Or - 12 Days of Crowning", "Not that I didn't even make the cut............. wtf"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Reddit be like : \"Surface is freaking overrated\"", "context": ["Surface has overtaken Disconnected to become the 2nd most viewed video on Monstercat!", "So if it passes Flight does that mean Aero Chord takes the throne for \"most overhyped artist\"?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Now now, you can't be racist towards whites everyone knows that!", "context": ["TIL Jesse Jackson admitted several times he enjoyed spitting in white people's food.", "Racism is a bad thing, right Jesse Jackson?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why do that when you could use that money to attract a big name to make *more* money!", "context": ["Tim Howard set to join Colorado Rapids from Everton - sources", "I'm all for Howard playing for the Rapids, but could we not have used that money to build a better back line or something?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Xbox One can stream to Windows 10 so now all Xbox games are PC games too.", "context": ["Since when have we got an Ad?", "why is master chief on there lol."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "DAE femalez don't haz gud thinking stuffs and menzfolk are so much better?", "context": ["The genders of this animal are \"male\" and \"rational.\"", "On Earth we have Female and Rational."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I didn't know basketball wasn't a team sport", "context": ["Is the current Steph Curry actually better than triple double Westbrook?", "Russel gets his triple double along with an L So yeah I'll take Curry any day"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Its because more and more Christians are standing up for their rights in face of oppression.", "context": ["Prejudice on a plate: Another restaurant worker in the US gets homophobic abuse in lieu of a tip", "It's really disturbing how this is starting to happen more frequently after news of the first one spread around."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "nah clearly DC comics, that's clearly batman next to the orange hair chick", "context": ["If you were wondering why is your homepage small, it's because it's supposed to show this.", "I think their new sponsor might be Marvel."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What are you saying, that Clinton is falling apart?", "context": ["Obama: Clinton fit to serve as president", "Hillary could have leprosy and Obama would say she is fit to serve as president."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wow, that's must have been a shitty year for movies", "context": ["Without using a number, how old are you?", "I was born in the same year as Pulp Fiction, The Lion King, Forest Gump and The Shawshank Redemption all came out."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I have a right to have a home!", "context": ["TIL we deserve \"sweat, puke, piss, semen, spit, blood and shit\" that gets in our food", "If your labor does not produce enough value to allow you to afford a home, what right do you have to simply demand one?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That 4chan guy obviously screwed everyone up again.", "context": ["Donations from reddit to prostate cancer are being returned", "The Fappening is worse than cancer apparently"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's such a perfect situation for Canon, it's almost as if all mounts are incompatible with each other by design.", "context": ["Pentax K-1's Pixel Shift challenges medium-format dynamic range: Digital Photography Review", "Very tempted but most of my lenses are Canon or Zeiss (EF mount) plus a couple of Sony FE lenses.... Can't see myself selling them and loosing thousands of dollars."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well.. we \"observe\" it.. using hokey \"science\" methods which require their own faith to believe the results.", "context": ["Children brought up with no God are more generous and tolerant", "Religious people constantly claim that there can be no human morality without religion, but we observe the opposite to be true, that people exhibit better morality without religion, even as children."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But remember, Hillary not hitting BCC when sending emails is way worse than this", "context": ["GOP Platform Supports Conversion Therapy And Bathroom Bills, Bans Marriage Equality And Gay Adoption", "B-b-but Reddit told me both parties are teh same!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No you see, that's white males down there *they* are the privileged ones!", "context": ["While the Protesters of Portland's Women's March Want Even More Female Privileges, the Homeless Men beneath Are Really Suffering", "I believe that's privilege in a picture."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And it's all Bono and Steve Jobs' fault too!", "context": ["Look, I'm not a big fan of Apple or U2 either, but the mock outrage is pretty ridiculous.", "If they offered it as an opt-in freebie I would have no problem with it, but it downloaded automatically and can't really be removed from iCloud.... That is overstepping a line IMO."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, cause that would be so much better.", "context": ["Suicide bomber attacks Shia mosque in Saudi Arabia", "Sadly that is Shia minority that is getting attack and not the Wahhabism-loving royal family."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, I can't wait till it goes back to people not doing that.", "context": ["What is the most annoying trend going on right now?", "Hating someone else for something they have no control over"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But they're the ones who want to build it in the first place!", "context": ["Found in the 1986 book: BY THE YEAR 2000, 2 OUT OF 3 AMERICANS COULD BE ILLITERATE", "Need to build a wall to keep these illiterates out"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, because there's no way the head could smash down into the road when the body hits ground.", "context": ["This is why helmets are worn in the pit lane", "That slow motion clearly shows the mechanic spinning 190 degrees before hitting the floor, clearly showing his head spin past the point of impact, clearly showing that helmet wasn't necessary."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I could tell by the snow on the ground this morning!", "context": ["Oilers eliminate Sharks in 3-1 victory in Game 6.", "I could tell that they won by the yelling from the next apartment."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "To be fair I wasn't looking down... I was sleeping", "context": ["Surge In Pedestrian Deaths Shows No Sign Of Slowing: Data - Belmont Cragin", "The amount of people with headphones in their ears and staring down at their phones is not helping."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This is not a *true* person of color.", "context": ["New Study Released By Black Harvard Professor of Economics Shows Blacks are 24% Less Likely to be Shot at By Cops Than Whites When Lethal Force is Appropriate", "I love how we have to mention the professor is black or the findings are automatically invalid."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Must be all the white privilege you are carrying around....", "context": ["Death Rates Rising for Middle-Aged White Americans, Study Finds", "As a middle-aged white American, this comes as no surprise."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yup, every minimum wage job is held by teenagers.", "context": ["A full-time minimum-wage job won't get you a 1-bedroom apartment anywhere in America", "That's such sad news for all of the full time minimum wage job workers who are still teenagers living with their parents."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's only 70 extra mass, you can get that at the start of the game", "context": ["i bugged the leveling system and instantly went to level 14. gg no re g48 lvling system", "i managed to reproduce it and im now level 70 gg"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'll be sure to kick everyone off their ACEi/ARBs and beta blockers, since they're inferior to an unregulated supplement.", "context": ["There Is No 'Alternative Medicine' - why one cardiologist will now offer chelation therapy", "Coq10 reduces heart failure more than any other drug in existence, how many doctors are prescribing it?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, cause Islam is a curse to humanity and need to be eliminated.", "context": ["Migrants killed in 'religious clash' on Mediterranean boat, 15 Muslim migrants allegedly threw 12 Christians overboard following a row on a boat headed to Italy", "These are the kinds of people that are flooding Europe... boy oh boy."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yup, I heard brown and yellow people are good for target practice", "context": ["Disabled soldier visits a little boy to show him that his own disability can't hold him back", "When he grows up he can invade a country and get his other leg blown off!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah maybe his PTSD wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't in uniform", "context": ["This shows exactly why Mafia 3 is a downgrade to the series.", "For some reason the missing feature that bothers me the most is clothing customization... Can't even change Lincoln's outfit."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You obviously aren't steez enough to get it, bro.", "context": ["Saw this on FB, made me giggle a little.", "I honestly do not understand how anyone can find that \"style\" cool looking"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This is their extra credit assignment for gender studies.", "context": ["Milo Yiannopoulos announces 'grand comeback tour' at UC Berkeley", "Between all these riots when do these kids actually go to classes?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But, don't adults just *know* how to do that stuff?", "context": ["What's the biggest lie taught in schools?", "The biggest are the lies of omission: They teach nothing about paying taxes or filing taxes or how much you'll pay in taxes (county, city, state, property, sales taxes, others) Nothing about buying a home or mortgages or your credit rating Nothing about how to manage your retirement account Nothing about managing a personal budget, or a family budget, or a household budget Nothing about the variety of financial accounts you'll want or need Nothing about the dangers of revolving credit or debt or interest rates or how to bank Nothing that will teach you personal responsibility of your finances They basically create lemmings for the bankers & IRS to suck dry for their entire lives."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So these brave American patriots who protected you from an Evil Muslim^^TM should be shot for doing their patriotic duty?", "context": ["New York police say assailants chanted 'ISIS' while beating man", "Anyone chanting ISIS while committing any crime on American soil needs to be executed on the spot by any legal gun carrying citizen."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They are not proper PoC because they weren't turned into animals or hidden", "context": ["Human screentime of Disney PoC characters in 3 of the last 6 PoC-lead WDAS films", "Why does no one ever mention Aladdin or Mulan?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Miners can now go out and buy new cars.", "context": ["Coal Making a Comeback, Thanks to Trump", "The Obama war on coal is over."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because that is the only place on rs where you can get a skeleton champ scroll", "context": ["My Abyssal Titan got me a gift while doing abyss rc", "since your PM is set on, anybody who wants to can come kill you ;/"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "All these gun deaths are but a small but acceptable price to pay for our freedoms.", "context": ["What are some hards facts that society doesn't want to accept?", "In the US, we have a gun problem."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "because if the lesbians, gays or bi's speak out about trans community's inequality instead of strictly their own experience, then they will be taking the spotlight of the trans community and will only be hurting and not helping the trans community's part of the movement for equality", "context": ["TIL who the *important* leaders in the LGBT movements are", "From what i know there's more gays,lesbians and bi then there are trans in the LGBT community so i don't know how transpeople leapfrogged to the leader board."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But we were all born muslims but were just converted to other religions by infidels, didn't you know?", "context": ["Women's March co-organiser, Linda Sarsour, believes that sharia law is \"reasonable\"", "Sharia law is meant to be for Muslims only, not non-Muslims"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Odessa isn't that far away and is super fun!", "context": ["TIL that Lubbock, Texas has been ranked as the most boring city in the United States (100,000 inhabitants or more), partially due to its poor art, food and music scenes", "Also partially for it being 3 hours from anywhere else."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, because Druid has always been the OP tier class", "context": ["Mean Streets of Gadgetzan Card Reveal: Jade Idol", "maybe I'm crazy but this seems like its gonna be broken why does Blizzard always give Druid the insane stupid cards"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's the only way he can win a race this year.", "context": ["Kentucky Speedway's about to surprise Jeff Gordon with a whole lot of bourbon", "First wine from Sonoma, then bourbon from Kentucky... What's up with everyone trying to get Jeff drunk?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Just more proof you have to be a retard to be a principal", "context": ["What is the most illogical rule you've ever been forced to follow?", "One of my elementary school principals didn't let the boys wearing white shirts because it looked too much like underwear."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But I thought the playoffs were a crapshoot and the best team never wins?", "context": ["The Cubs' 7 runs this Series are their lowest in a four-game stretch all season.", "It's almost as if they're playing the other best team in baseball."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah I mean if people don't like what a party is about you'd think they'd leave or something and go to one that aligns with their views better.", "context": ["\"Both the Republican and Democratic parties are private clubs, and the rules of those clubs are designed to protect the party, not represent the people\"", "Is this seriously a revelation to people?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No , this article is clearly advocating that all women should consider a life in porn , in order to have a happy healthy life", "context": ["TIL Porn actresses have higher levels of self-esteem, social support, sexual satisfaction, and spirituality", "TIL that attractive women who have sex for public viewing have high self esteem."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But think of the rapist and murderers being made from using this drug", "context": ["WA city school district refuses $14k donation because it came from the sale of LEGAL marijuana.", "But the taxes from tobacco they receive is cool?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Zionists, on the other hand, have *never ever ever* engaged in terrorism and war crimes of any kind.", "context": ["UN's Ban Ki-Moon accuses Israel of breeding Palestinian terror attacks", "Palestinian and Arab terrorism and war crimes against Israel started long before the occupation."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "My 1995 Kia Rio is going to be the talk of the neighborhood!", "context": ["Reddit, what can $1,000 buy me in your hobby?", "Well, let's assume you already have a car... so it should buy you a cat-back exhaust system and a tuner."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I played GTA once so I know all about how bad black people are", "context": ["NSFW - A man on Chicago's South Side was filming a selfie right before he gets shot", "You people on reddit know a whole lot about these so called \"gang bangers\" yet i doubt you ever been to the south side of Chicago ever."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "\"I'm not racist but don't you have how all black people steal?\"", "context": ["What is a phrase most often uttered by assholes?", "\"not trying to sound racist but...(racist stuff here)\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, those damn Turks don't know what they're doing", "context": ["Jennifer Lawrence removed from Israeli Hunger Games posters", "Every country in the middle east is so backwards."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Anyone that can afford more than their exact nutritional requirements and a living space just big enough to lie down in for sleeping.", "context": ["A local church sign made me smile the other night", "So who has more than they need?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hey now, the glassing and assualt on his partner was the same incident, so he's not that bad a guy.", "context": ["Titans Player's re-instated and free to play against the Knights", "NRL PLAYER APPLICATION FORM NAME: Greg Bird Have you ever [X] ASSAULTED YOUR PARTNER [X] GLASSED SOMEONE [X] URINATED ON A POLICE VEHICLE [X] SUPPLIED A PROHIBITED DRUG [X] MADE A MISLEADING STATEMENT TO POLICE [ ] PISSED IN YOUR OWN MOUTH* *Instant dismissal from the NRL"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, anyone who collects WWII memorabilia is a Nazi.", "context": ["Found in the home of an elderly family friend", "Your elderly family friend is a Nazi."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah, I'm *sure* these guys stuck around to notify the proper parties about the damage they caused, so they could properly make restitution!", "context": ["This looks like a good rail to grind WCGW?", "And this is exactly why people don't like skaters on their property."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why did he want to rejuvenate animal testicles?", "context": ["What are some of the scariest experiments in history?", "There was a quack doctor in the early 1900s that was implanting animal testicles into old men for the purpose of rejuvenating them."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Were you alive back then to prove it isn't?", "context": ["What myth or misconception do people spread around all the time that pisses you off?", "That the Earth is 6,000 years old."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "TIL I forgot to say *no homo* for years when using a roll on.", "context": ["What are some \"no homo\" things that shouldn't be so taboo?", "Using roll on doederant or sitting down to piss."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wow, releasing the game will make or break it...bold statement.", "context": ["Paragon - Early v.30 Release (ahead of Open Beta)", "Am I the only one, thinking the upcoming open beta will make or break this game?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "its a pentium 4, it has 4 in the name so it must be a quad core", "context": ["At least it comes with the \"fast RAM\" installed", "\"Intel quad core\" - that's very specific."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Americans are right to fear the evils of socialism, just look at the hellscape that is Scandinavia!", "context": ["Quashing the Comcast Merger Is Just the Beginning - A new antitrust movement is on the march.", "Americans have turned a blind eye to this due to their fear of socialism, but corporations have become too greedy while delivering awful service."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Seriously... This is like circling an empty coffin and saying, \"well, here's the body\"", "context": ["This is like pointing to an empty coffin and saying, \"well, here's the body\"", "Thanks for the big red circle, needed that."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But how else will we lock up the blacks?", "context": ["Americans Are Sick Of The 'Tough On Crime' Era.", "I think the \"appropriate on crime\" policy should be adopted."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "well its on them for breathing in the gas, if they wanted to live they should have held their breath", "context": ["A Neo-Nazi stabbed a black man because he was holding hands with a white woman then told police he did it because he was angry about Black Lives Matter and they had to let him go so he could attend a Trump rally: This is the headline the local news put about the story.", "\"Jews may be at fault for gassing Jews\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Maybe his talent is also as deferred as his contract money", "context": ["Puerto Rico defeats United States 6-5, advances to semifinals USA vs Dominican Republic tomorrow at 10 ET (Danny Duffy vs Ervin Santana) to determine the last team that advances to the semis TEAMS LEFT IN CONTENTION: Japan(In Semis) Netherlands(In Semis) Puerto Rico(In Semis) USA Dominican Republic", "still waiting on that whole stanton playing like he's worth $325 million thing to happen"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Of course, a country which got upset about a bit of horse in it's food is going to want to eat the lowest form of human", "context": ["\"We would rather feed 10 Daily Mail journalists than let one family go hungry\" - Food banks hit back at the Daily Mail", "WE could solve two problems at once and feed daily mail journalists to the hungry."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Toronto area is for the privileged and rich only.", "context": ["Millennials are a 'generation screwed' on real estate", "It may be time for Millennials to start pursuing non Toronto-centric careers in order to be able to work where they can afford to live."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "seriously, we need someone like trump in there to keep it real", "context": ["Running Wild with Bear Grylls President Barack Obama HDTV - FULL EPISODE", "It feels like we elected a pop star."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "TBF were more friendly then most New Yorkers.", "context": ["Irish no-frills airline Ryanair confirmed its board has approved plans to start flying low-cost transatlantic routes starting from $14 in the next five years.", "Its Ryanair for fucksake ,that means your New York destination will be a cornfield in Iowa"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I can't wait to play those 4k vids on my Xbox", "context": ["YouTube now supports GLORIOUS 4k @ 60FPS", "Oh good, I can't wait to pretend I can see the difference on my bargain bin 1080p monitor."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Watching YES, I hadn't heard anything about that at all....", "context": ["Mets Out-Slugging Yankees In First-Half TV Ratings", "Many Yankees fans that have Comcast can't watch the games right now, so I think that is a huge reason why."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Even easier for the millions of illegals to vote against Trump.", "context": ["California bill would make Election Day a state holiday", "Good, it should be easy/convenient to vote.."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Usually someone in some monster 4-wheel drive.. because 4-wheel drive helps so much on ice.", "context": ["Every Damn time it snows this woman finds me.", "Every time it snows, some asshole who thinks he can just drive like its dry and sunny ends up crashing and snarling traffic for miles."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "THEN DON'T FORGET TO PHONEBANK CANVASSING DONATING YOUR RENT MONEY FOR THIS MONTH TO HIM AND WE CAN MAKE HIM PRESIDENT BUT WE DON'T VOTE SO IT DIDN'T MATTER LOL.", "context": ["Sanders agrees to participate in Fox News presidential town hall without Clinton", "I think Bernie Sanders would make a good President."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah, just gotta raise more revenue, that's the problem!", "context": ["French President announces 75% tax on companies for salaries above 1m", "It's *never a problem blamed on spending* with government, is it?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We need more WWE style commercials such as the KFC one last night", "context": ["WWE Monday Night Raw Live Discussion Thread - 22nd August 2016", "So far the highlight of this episode has been that Sonic commercial"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm certain that the BBC, as political entity, loves the thought of a Trump presidency and will go out of its way to support it and praise it.", "context": ["BBC Uses 'Wrong Subtitles' on Trump Inauguration.", "Come on, Brits, you're in the \"we voted populist\" club, too."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well, if Trump didn't spew such hateful rhetoric this wouldn't happen.", "context": ["Laura Ingraham: Will @POTUS denounce the beating of a white disabled man by black youth while they screamed \"f--- Trump\" & \"f--- white ppl\"?", "No doubt Obama will vaguely blame republicans for this."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "YEAH MAN OMG IT IS LIKE THEY ARE LIKE NAZI OR JUST LIKE THE POLICE IN BRAZIL", "context": ["Harper, KS Sheriff goes ballistic over a simple question", "American police are totally out of control."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I am going to see this Paul McCartney fella in concert on Friday and I hope he plays that Kanye song.", "context": ["TIL The Beatles have sold more records than Bob Marley, Tupac Shakur, Nirvana, the Beach Boys AND Kanye West COMBINED by over 30 million units (x-post TIL)", "And all because Kanye discovered that Paul McCartney fella."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I put in my time as a kid, so should they.", "context": ["Toronto teacher fed up with hot classroom spends $500 on air conditioner", "funny to see the responses here and yet everyday there's a new thread where people are complaining about having to spend 5 minutes in a hot subway car."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They're gonna need more ointment than just to the burn area with all their beautiful rolls", "context": ["Marvel's Jessica Jones ruined by 10 second fat joke in episode 1.", "So many burns, apply ointment to burnt area."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Those hockey players are pretty tiny, skinny dudes, I'd be careful man.", "context": ["If you are trying to bulk up should you do cardio?", "I'm trying to gain more muscle..which i guess you would call bulking..but I also play semi-professional hockey, so i'm doing 30-35 minutes of cardio at the same time to just maintain/improve stamina, endurance..will this create a problem for muscle gaining?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Then clearly you have never heard of the DSM", "context": ["Prominent Scientists Sign Declaration that Animals have Conscious Awareness, Just Like Us", "I didn't realise science was done by consensus."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Maybe a poll tax in is order as well", "context": ["How I see the American polices right now", "I'm totally okay with disenfranchising anyone who can't spell \"policies.\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, separate and *unequal* to make up for the white supremacist hell of a society that we live in.", "context": ["We should just have separate elevators for white people.", "So, we need to be... separate, but equal?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Reddit is simultaneously 15 year old virgin fedora wearing losers, and 40 year old pedophiles when someone posts an image of a 16 year old girl.", "context": ["MRAs are rapists, somebody thinks patriarchy and traditional gender roles are interchangeable, then the typical feminist lie parade gets trotted out.", "It's weird how they are simultaneously virgins and rapists."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Clearly you wait for your black sla-servant to help do it for you *insert evil white laughter here*", "context": ["\"but 'standing' and 'sitting' is a little ambiguous\" Right, because people with vaginas typically stand to pee", "Maybe they got confused with the \"how do you wipe\" debate ?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, the point is to retype someone else's comment and pass it off as your own.", "context": ["I should browse \"new\" and \"rising\" more often", "Isn't this practically the whole point of the entire system?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This way, the solution becomes O(n) instead of O(n^2)", "context": ["I wish I could say this was a joke", "Surely you could do this with some recursion or a loop."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah the addition of DeAndre Jordan will be big", "context": ["NBA: 2015 Summer Forecast, Team Turnaround: Which team will make the most dramatic leap?", "Homer pick: Clippers because we finally have a decent bench to go with the best starting lineup in the NBA Non Homer Pick: Thunder will probably be the most improved since last season just because KD is back"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "come on they werent missles, just rockets, and i mean come on israels got the iron dome, its not even fair, we deny all attempts at peace and continuing shooting rockets at them, but when they invade, they've just gone too far.", "context": ["This is what Israel should really be focusing on instead of Gaza", "Because ISIS didn't launch a ton of missiles into their country?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hey, give the guy a break, he didn't have autocorrect.", "context": ["Some guy handed my girlfriend this today.", "the $HAWN kills me more than the \"gorgeouse\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "My beliefs ARE knowledge, thank you very much.", "context": ["What falsehoods or incorrect information do you see other redditors commonly regurgitate about a topic you are an expert in (or fairly well educated on)?", "Reddit doesn't know how to tell beliefs from knowledge"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "or even a black queen: Dida Ritz as Marsha P Johnson :'))))", "context": ["Trailer for Stonewall, a movie \"about\" the start of the gay rights liberation.", "did they seriously make up a fictional white cis male instead of hiring a black trans actress?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The bezels are too slim to fit the display driver elsewhere.", "context": ["Casio to launch Android Wear 2.0 watch with GPS", "If that is it in the picture with the flat tire... Vomit"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "His reply \"45\" was not nearly as much fun for anyone.", "context": ["Clinton responds to Trump executive action ruling with simple tweet: '3-0'", "Whether or not you like Hillary that is hilarious."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And that for only twenty minutes of action!", "context": ["Brock Turner - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia", "Damn only 20 years old and already his own Wikipedia page, guy's got it going on"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We should hate them for investing their money instead of giving it away.", "context": ["For the Wealthiest Political Donors, It Was a Very Good Year: \"Three of the country's wealthiest political contributors each saw their net worth grow in 2014 by more than $3.7 billion, the entire cost of the midterm elections.\"", "So rich people got richer what's the news here?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "How dare you assume their genders you CIS-Gendered White Male - BLM!", "context": ["Britain lifts ban on women in frontline combat army roles", "What if the opposing sides choose only men?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh yeah, that was definitely the beginning of his downfall.", "context": ["Which videos ruined the image of a famous person?", "Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift at the music awards really made him look more of a douchebag"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Minion block has always been around, Riot just recently buffed it to also affect ranged champions, to make the game more fair.", "context": ["Bjergsen & Doublelift's thoughts on minion block", "Minion block is such a dumb mechanic"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But... But... what if the nuclear reactor becomes critical?", "context": ["What is something most think is real but is really fake?", "That nuclear reactors can explode like nuclear bombs."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yo, you can't do that cause some people are being \"oppressed\" so they have the right to be more equal than now.", "context": ["White Femenists are now being told to check their privileged", "Why can't we just agree that it's time for human's to all be treated equal and start working together to make that happen."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Excuse me sir, but are you assuming my gender?", "context": ["Two Bulls Killed Instantly After Headbutting Each Other", "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No way to know who she voted for", "context": ["ILLEGAL ALIEN ARRESTED IN TEXAS FOR VOTING 5 TIMES", "I shouldn't even have to ask this, but do her votes get taken away?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well obviously Peyton was a system QB and definitely not one of the best of all time.", "context": ["Broncos have won 9 straight games using 4 different QBs", "This is a testament to great GM/FO, coaching staff, defense, adaptable offense and well prepared back up QBs"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You'd be surprised what the Volkssturm can do when you're willing to commit to Total War.", "context": ["Germany, Not America, Is Now The Leader Of The Free World", "Wow, they must've really expanded their military over the past 72 hours."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nooooo, structural engineers design buildings to withstand airplanes colliding into them!", "context": ["What is something that is bullshit, that everyone should know about?", "Steel Beams don't need to melt to have their structural integrity compromised."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why not just do a complete reversal; manufacturing in America at crappy wages, racism against white people in China, an \"American Exclusion Act\" that's only temporary, you get my point?", "context": ["China reminds Trump that supercomputing is a race", "China should begin making American Towns like we have in the US (china town) So when american scientists move their they have a familiar place to live."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But if you combine all of them she gets more than 100% support!", "context": ["Posted this a few days ago and the hillbots ate it alive, maybe it will do better today.", "She did far worse in all three of her home states than Bernie did in his."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh Jesus Christ.. Yea fluorine and GMOs are so unhealthy for you!", "context": ["Getting ready for tonight (fuck your Doritos and your Mountain Dew, I'm eating healthy)", "Feel free to downvote but I'm just saying it how it is; Fluoridated water and Genetically Modified cereal.. not too healthy but definitely a step up form Dew/Doritos."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No no, all their money is going to pay Murphy", "context": ["Offseason Signing I'm reading all the talk about signing Heyward but what do you guys think of Cespedes?", "I think Cespedes gets paid handsomely by the Mets"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, hillary's massage of mediocrity was a real hit.", "context": ["Bernie Sanders: Donald Trump harnessed anti-establishment anger", "Says the man that created the anti-establishment fever that made rump our next ruler."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah just proves Riot's CLG bias once again", "context": ["NA LCS Spring Playoffs: Champions Start Here (2017)", "its nice of them to start with CLG for once."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "*Could of May Jesu's have mercy on your soul.", "context": ["This is the result of too much bible school and not enough, you know, school school or why punctuation is important if you want to be taken seriously.", "Could've saved a lot of typing by replacing his whole list with \"everyone who isn't me.\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He just wanted to disappear without seeing his face on the news in Bolivia", "context": ["Robin Williams banned use of image for 25 years after his death.", "Why did they kill him you reckon?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "we're all colorblind, woodley is a race baiter and professional victim, wonderboy was robbed, etc etc", "context": ["Joey Diaz on racism in MMA and the different types of crowds you see at UFC events", "He makes a fair point, this is what Woodley is on about"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Good thing I always clean the urinal before I bang out lines.", "context": ["TIL that blue lighting in public restrooms prevents heroin users from finding veins and shooting up", "To stop cocaine use in pub/club bathrooms, spray WD40 on all flat surfaces, the cocaine reacts causing 2 possible outcomes 1: it bubbles into a unsnortable sticky mess 2: they snort it before it becomes a sticky mess causing horrific nose bleed source: own a bar"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This is what happens when you build character and not train intensively.", "context": ["Jordon Ibe has picked up a hamstring injury in training", "Somewhere, Brendan Rodgers has a Liverpool player voodoo doll and is doing all this."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "See we totally have equality already, no need for feminazis", "context": ["An all-female crew lands an airliner into a country they're not allowed to drive in.", "Why not just fly planes everywhere if you can't drive?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, deceiving the public on your policy positions is good... it proves you're pragmatic.", "context": ["Wikileaks Appears To Release Hillary Clinton's Paid Speech Transcripts", "Anti-Hillary people are going to eat up the \"have a private and public position\" bit, when in reality that is Hillary being pretty up front about the world of politics and getting things done."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, because in our day to day lives we just *have* to know which chromosomes other people have!", "context": ["A lot can change in the span of a year.", "Too bad no amount of mutilation will change that Y chromosome"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It is much more effective if you rename it to system64 if you have a 64-bit OS.", "context": ["What simple thing do more people need to know?", "I don't care what they said, do **not** delete system32"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "See you in the \"Admit You Were Wrong\" thread 15 years from now!", "context": ["Anthony Davis wins his first player of the week award", "Bold prediction: it will not be his last."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But what if you don't wanna use the extra skill points?", "context": ["Shouldn't Eramir (act 2 kill bandits questgiver) give Book of Skills instead of magical +1?", "shouldnt all passive points from quest be a magical +1?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Either way, the important thing to remember is that the United States has also done a bad thing before", "context": ["FBI backs CIA view that Russia intervened to help Trump win election", "Let's see how many rusbots claim this is fake until they get a name, address, and birth certificate from the \"sources\"."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, the internet will get all friendly because of this.", "context": ["France displaces Britain as key US military ally", "Does this mean internet-yanks will quit with the surrender monkey jokes?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Not if they are imperialist spies (AKA journalists)", "context": ["The president and CEO of The Associated Press has called for changes to international laws that would make it a war crime to kill journalists or take them hostage", "Isn't deliberately killing civilians a war crime anyway?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well it only makes sense since weed is illegal", "context": ["The Dallas Cowboys select Randy Gregory, DE, with the 60th pick in the NFL Draft", "ITT: People compare a guy who got caught smoking weed to a guy who beat his girlfriend within inches of her life."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "but I like my jingsa not giving me a luck bonus", "context": ["New FAQ ruling: Tumor familiars do not qualify for improved familiar", "I suggest we all just ignore this."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But they have to do it because we're entitled to it.", "context": ["If they don't release a Christmas YogPod, I will be pissed.", "But we've had like... 70 hours of extra content so far this month... how on earth can that not be enough for you?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "All these Europeans going to other regions to take the money hampers the growth of a pro scene there.", "context": ["Stephano trying to deal with the unbearable pressure of the WESG Africa and Middle-East qualifier's finals", "Why is he playing in Africa/Middle-East qualifier and not Europe?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well discrimination against gays is okay because they choose to be gay, but discrimination against someone due to their religion is wrong because your religion is an innate trait like sex or skin color.", "context": ["Alabama Senate passes bill that would allow faith based adoption agencies to deny service to LGBT individuals.", "I wonder what would happen if lots of people from all walks of life decided to stop providing services to Christians?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "isn't everything anyone does ever a social construct", "context": ["America isn't a country, its an idea.", "america is actually just a social construct."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "you never know, in BDSM black shiny leather is endearing.", "context": ["Drew my Alchemist to get in the mood of blowing things up.", "I know you shouldt judge a book by its cover but your lack of fashion sense makes my think cha was a dump stat :p"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Freddy from HoC calls her his daughter so I'm inclined to believed they are unless blacks and whites can't be related now", "context": ["FANTASTIC FOUR - Official Trailer #2 (2015)", "So Sue and Johnny aren't siblings anymore or?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Get your British spelling out of my American election", "context": ["Trump appears to encourage gun owners to take action if Clinton appoints anti-gun judges", "The Trump campaign got just upgraded to terror organisation."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So, in other words, the technology just isn't there yet", "context": ["What if POTG gives credit to teamwork?", "There is no easy way to have programming select teamwork, at least without it selecting something that makes no sense 75% of the time."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But you have to wait until we know the price...", "context": ["I was thinking about PSO for the gamecube today, and thought that this would be cool to see!", "Pretty ugly, but still beats a voice app on your phone."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't worry the free market would fix that.", "context": ["TIL that the original food pyramid given to the US govt by nutritionists was altered for the benefit of the food industry and grain growers.", "It's so frustrating that large corporations have so much influence over our lives."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh no people on other systems will be able to enjoy the game, too!", "context": ["'She blinked her dozen eyes, which were black and dead, like a games journalist or a shark' - This is a real quote from a real Elite: Dangerous book.", "Too bad the Elite Dangerous crew betrayed their fanbase by lying about PC exclusivity."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I think there was an interception returned for a field goal", "context": ["Ty Law was on undisputed today and here is what he had to say about the Patriots defense", "Is everyone going to ignore the fact that it says \"28.0 ppg allowed since trading Jamie Collins\" but it's been one week and Seattle scored 31."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, but I'm not sure that child slavery is something we should condone just because we could make a quick buck.", "context": ["So many political promises, so little money coming in", "Legalizing certain things would result in some sort of cash flow in the short term."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They take him out early almost every game so his arm doesn't fall off", "context": ["Chris Sale with the CG:SO vs the Rays: 9 IP, 9 K, 2 H, 0 BB", "Hard-to-believe-fact of the night: this was only Sale's second career shutout."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If Ronda Rousey can beat Cain then I'm sure Conor can", "context": ["Morning Report: Tyron Woodley on Conor McGregor: 'If he wants the fight we can sign it right now'", "At this point, we're just waiting on Conor vs Stipe/Cain."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "but he only got investigated because he moved to barca", "context": ["Claudio Bravo in hot water over tax evasion allegations from his Real Sociedad days.", "Why is everyone ignoring the \"From his Real Sociedad days\" thats right in the title?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yes because im sure they will willingly give up their medals.", "context": ["The Olympics should give out platinum medals to anyone who breaks a world record", "And have it forcefully revoked when that record is inevitably shattered"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah, but he remembers the name now so he is the perfect person to put in charge of shutting it down!", "context": ["Rick Perry, Ex-Governor of Texas, is Trump's Pick as Energy Secretary", "Wasn't that the department he forgot he was going to shut down?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Basketball is for thugs from the hood too", "context": ["How Come There Are Less Thugs in Baseball?", "Because baseball is a respectable sport played by gentlemen and football is a trash sport played by dolts."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Where will the political subreddits get their info though?", "context": ["Google has banned 200 publishers after it passed a new policy against fake news", "Can reddit ban links from these sites, too?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But protesters are lazy parasites that mooch off the government", "context": ["'Plan A Protest, Lose Your House' Bill, SB 1142, Killed by Arizona House", "This is why I love it when people try to claim the left and Dems are facist freedom haters."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Pshhhhh, their borders will have been closed by the time you buy your ticket!", "context": ["CDC confirms first ebola case diagnosed in US", "Moving to Madagascar, we'll always be safe there."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Great that you didn't forget to specify *KIA* DPOY tho", "context": ["Kawaii Leonard named Kia defensive player of the year", "Shit, sorry for the misspell Spurs fans."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh yes he will totally be able to silence science on a global scale.", "context": ["Judge rules school children can pursue climate change lawsuit against Washington State", "Can't wait for the Trump administration to put an end to this nonsense."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "never heard this question on a burger post before.", "context": ["Two half pound patties burger, avocado, overgrilled cheese and bacon", "How do you fit your mouth around something like that?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Totally not a perfect example of the racism inherent in the trump movement that makes ethnic minorities think that other candidates are a better path for America", "context": ["GOP Hispanics Dump Trump After Arizona Immigration Speech", "So most Hispanics are more loyal to race than to America."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Theres a muscle connected to tongue all the way to the leg and when you kiss it tightens up causing the leg to raise.", "context": ["What is one question you've always wondered about, but never gotten the answer to?", "Why do women in movies, comics, etc, lift one of their legs when kissing somebody?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Their not slaves their voluntary employees who work in horrific conditions and give their passports to their mast-supervisors as a sign of trust", "context": ["FIFA Slaves Banned From Attending Relatives' Funerals After Nepal Earthquake", "This author blames all these corporations, but never once point a finger at the real problem, FIFA and the Qatar government."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, look at all those guns he's grabbed in the past 7 years!", "context": ["Obama hijacks Dallas memorial about gun control and racism.", "About what I'd expect from the Gun Grabber and Race Baiter in Chief"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah that's why nobody is using Bitcoin in other countries.", "context": ["Soon no more unbanked in Nigeria due to mandatory e-ID card which includes RFID chip and banking application", "Lol well so much for Bitcoin in Nigeria...this seems way more convenient and feasible"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Just two more weeks until we get a President who knows how to solve these problems!", "context": ["NBC News: There has been a shooting at the Fort Lauderdale airport officials say and there are initial reports of injuries.", "The president has already sent his thoughts and prayers, so he has fullfilled his role in this matter."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The \"alt-right\" gentleman was just exercising his 1st amendment right!", "context": ["Lawmaker Dismisses Anti-Trans Violence as 'Dudes Walking Around in Dresses Getting Beat Up'", "Punching trans women: okay Punching actual eugenists and Nazis: no please dont"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes because that's the default position for men, he must be applauded.", "context": ["Young, single dad, minimum wage, and college; this is the only thing I need to be happy.", "good for you for not being a deadbeat dad"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The C code was just in a string!", "context": ["Comments inside a hexdump of malware used to take down a nuclear reactor", "I especially like the C source code embedded in the compiled program"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Of course you don't have a job, you study physics!", "context": ["Redditors who look forward to working on Mondays: What is your job, and why do you enjoy it?", "Not a job, but I do study physics and I love that shit."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Non crit dual Void Battery, Romira's, Aylardex Fireball.", "context": ["The Aylardex changes the color of power charges", "So use it in a with a Romira's Banquet build of some kind, yeah?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "She makes me want to wear my 'Profit off Negro Sweat' T shirt.", "context": ["The racist protester that shut down the Bernie Sanders rally", "I don't think she's helping her cause."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "\"well if you didn't want diabetes, you shouldn't have been poor!\"", "context": ["Tory MP says it is \"indefensible\" & daft\" for Diabetics to be entitled to \"free\" treatment.", "yeah, because diabetes just goes away when your poor"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You would say that, your mob hired 'em!", "context": ["Sen just reported live: $50k fine for NMFC $30k fine for Scott for outburst", "Can I just say the umpires do a wonderful job, are full of integrity and are genuinely the best caliber of men and women you could ever hope to meet."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah what would we do without the ability of people who compromise national security through gross negligence to evade any consequences for their actions.", "context": ["Majority Disapproves of Decision Not to Charge Clinton on Emails", "One of the single wisest decisions made by our founding fathers was to protect the judicial branch from democracy."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You don't need a 100 round machine gun to scare away bad guys, DUH.", "context": ["OK which one of you did this?", "Poor girl doesn't stand a chance.... there's no magazine in that rifle."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "like why would he aim at the head anyways", "context": ["One of my best clutches yet - 1hp, deagle only vs 4", "the way how your crosshair moving near the head is really strange"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah I mean you'd think they'd be able to get 20gb of code perfect!", "context": ["The Witcher 3 patch 1.10 went live on all platforms and brings 15gb of new content, dialogues, options add bug-fixes.", "Every time they fix a bug they break other stuff."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I thought that was what the P stood for", "context": ["Nick Young just liked this video on Instagram.", "I guess it's unreasonable to expect someone named Swaggy P to act like a professional."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Jeezus Christ you sick pervs shes only 17, shes not even legal for most of this sub, on the other hand my waifu Satsuki is 18 and legal!", "context": ["Waifu Crush Wednesday: Kill La Kill Edition!", "Ryuko Matoi is mai waifu fo life personally, what about the rest of you?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I would agree with you, but Paul Blart was on another level", "context": ["I now feel the same way when I see \"starring Kevin Hart\" in a movie trailer as I do when I see \"starring Adam Sandler\"", "Might as well add Kevin James while we're at it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Its a shame we don't have more monopolies in America.", "context": ["FCC approves net neutrality rules, reclassifies broadband as a utility", "Nothing says freedom like control and regulation"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Obviously if they're young, black, and play qb, then they must be a good comparison right?", "context": ["Who will have a better 2016 season, Teddy Bridgewater or Tyrod Taylor?", "Weird comparison but I'm gonna go with Taylor due to better weapons and a fairly better line"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Everyone has 15k usd to waste, and almost two years to wait around for the right promotions.", "context": ["A Friend completely maxes his total level for a total of $15.300.", "Can't believe people play RS3 when you can literally just buy stats it reminds me of shitty pay to win phone games or Korean MMO's"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You mean used pistons and bearings aren't enough for you to figure all that out?", "context": ["Friend rebuilding a 2jz for the next drift season", "Well definitely don't give us any more pictures, a description of the work he's doing, performance goals, or any other information that might be relevant."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "None of this would have happened if he didn't try to run!", "context": ["Police video shows officer press gun to unarmed man's head, threaten to kill him", "Cop apologists are gonna love this one!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, that way the money can go to filling a new desert with depleted uranium and subsidizing oil companies!", "context": ["Apple, Microsoft, Google and other US firms to commit $140bn to address climate change", "I'd be happier if they paid their taxes."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They should raise the price of alcohol to lower alcohol abuse too!", "context": ["NYC raises cigarette buying age to 21", "To be honest I have seen less younger folks smoke in NYC lately, raising prices seems to work well"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "As long as the don't come home to get treatment, right?", "context": ["Doctors Without Borders loses 9 medics to Ebola", "These people are the very best of what humanity has to offer."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "actually i take offense to you saying white people", "context": ["Africans: what do you feel when Americans that have not set foot in Africa for generations call themselves African Americans?", "I don't know why everyone's so afraid to just say \"black\" White people don't call themselves European American"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So with 46 people in the room, there's a 100% chance that 2 of them have the same birthday?", "context": ["What sounds like a bullshit fact, but is actually true?", "With 23 people in a room, there's a 50 percent chance that two of them share the same birthday."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "In the perfect world, he'll return to Feyenoord and win the league, then go back to FC Utrecht for a year or two and then go back to the club where he started, Quick Boys.", "context": ["OFFICIAL: Kuyt returns to Feyenoord on a one year deal.", "Do you think he will retire after that contract?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Maybe they were giving this seat to one of their loyalty customers", "context": ["The face of the man who refused to give up his seat to an airline employee on an overbooked United flight as he is dragged off the plane after being assaulted by police", "A friendly hint to United Airlines marketing department: this may not be how you build customer loyalty."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Liar... I know more than all those bums and I prove it from the comfort of my couch every weekend.", "context": ["What does everyone think they can do professionally, but really cannot?", "Be an offensive or defensive coordinator for a football team."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But it's true and your insecurity knows it.", "context": ["What can instantly make you dislike someone?", "People who act like they're superior to everyone else."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Maybe she pushed him on train tracks then killed him herself", "context": ["TIL In 2012, A women pushed a man onto subway tracks and killing him because \"He looked Muslim\" and wanted to take revenge on 9/11", "If they had just put 'killed' instead of 'killing' this would be fine"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "With the new Reebok deal he probably made an extra $100 bucks so I don't see what the problem is.", "context": ["Todd Duffee got $12,000 for headlining a card", "Yeah but he probably made 4x that amount.... from... sponsors.... forget it"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "but I look silly when I wear it", "context": ["This poor, poor girl at the gym", "... and this is why there are emergency stop chords that you clip to your shirt."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Check your nice and well-adjusted schoolmates privilege you healthy-minded scum!", "context": ["What child's name seems impossible for middle school kids to make fun of?", "Reading this thread makes me feel like the only person in the world who went to a grade school where everyone was nice to each other"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "At least we made it past the first round you scrubs", "context": ["THE ATLANTA HAWKS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION.", "Hawks, you guys are a true disapointment dont ever be called the spurs of the east again"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I assumed it was Josh, Why would OP risk the Karma", "context": ["Demo Review: c9 autimatic (pov) vs SK @ EEPL Grand Finals", "Maybe put Steel in the title next time so people know it's from Josh and not some random guy who has never played at the pro level before."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Consoles are so slow they barely heat up, a little dust wouldn't hurt them", "context": ["Your monthly PC cleanup reminder is here!", "Imagine what most consoles must look like on the inside, since they aren't allowed to be opened without voiding the warranty."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I can tell you as a dog and police expert that large dogs such as rottweilers are always trained excellently and that when they approach others that are restraining their owners they are always calm and collected.", "context": ["When I saw the video of Hawthorne, CA police killing that dog", "ITT: Everyone sits judging an officer with whom they have no prior knowledge of and are unaware of whatever situation was occurring at the time."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I can't fathom how you could say something so Islamaphobic.", "context": ["\"Swedish mother welcomes refugee, he rapes her 10-year-old daughter\"", "I can't begin to describe how revolting, nauseating this is."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "All cops are disgusting pigs sent by satan himself", "context": ["What is an opinion or fact that is usually downvoted by Reddit when you share it?", "Cops have a tough job, and the stress that it can potentially place on them can have negative results on their being perfect human beings."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah, it's just that Polish people are racist, sexist, homophobic Nazis!", "context": ["More than 1.3 million Ukrainians came to work in Poland in 2016", "one may interpret this that we don't have a problem with immigrants we have a problem with muslims."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I dont know, dealing with you women while your on your period can be a pain too.", "context": ["What is something the opposite gender will just never understand?", "How bad a period can make you feel."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Its fun when it feels like my entire right leg is on fire and I can't move.", "context": ["Reddit, what's the worst pain you have experienced ?", "The first time I experienced sciatica (pinched nerve) was the most excruciating pain I've ever felt"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I thought Betsy DeVos was going to push all school decisions down to the local level.", "context": ["Donald Trump again threatens to bring in 'Feds' if 'carnage' in Chicago doesn't end.", "Will the Feds create after-school programs and tighter gun laws?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Cause fun stops the second you become a mature adult.", "context": ["A vote for Harper is a vote for Nickleback.", "Pretty irronic that people are trying to rally young voters, telling them to be \"mature adults and vote\", and throw in childish bullshit like stupid internet memes."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah Syria, when it was stable, would probably have been very open and flexible in their migrant attitudes.", "context": ["Amid refugee crisis, Hungary prime minister says Muslims not welcome: Viktor Orban says history of Ottoman rule means Hungarians will not accept large-scale Muslim immigration", "I heard one migrant say that Europe is worse than Syria with all the anti migrant attitudes.... Lol go back to Syria then!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah you clearly just drink them to get drunk since the ABV is so high.", "context": ["What the beer you drink might say about you", "So since I love double and triple IPAs I guess I am a poser."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because dealing with a tragedy through lighthearted humor is so heinous right?", "context": ["2 trains collided head on in Italy today.", "I'm sure the families of the 20 dead will appreciate everyone's witty comments and jokes."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The same Google that is reknowned for having excellent customer service.", "context": ["Comcast CEO has a ridiculous explanation for why everyone hates his company", "And he scratched his head in deep puzzlement as people paid more for Google Fiber."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nope... He covered it up so you can't see it.", "context": ["It may not be New York or Tokyo, but I think my little hometown does all right when it comes to Pokemon GO.", "Is your name moby323 on pokemon go?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That doesn't mean he's not a serial killer", "context": ["Everything Wrong With Toy Story 3 In 14 Minutes Or Less", "Surprised that you didn't notice the garbage man at the beginning was Sid."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, that's why when I vote for a candidate I support them no matter what they do no matter how out of character it would be for them 6 years ago.", "context": ["The Obama administration has until early December to detail its reasons for withholding as many as 2,100 graphic photographs depicting US military torture of detainees in Iraq and Afghanistan, a federal judge ordered on Tuesday.", "I love how everyone on reddit creamed their pants over Obama, and now they realize how shitty he actually is once the whole hopey changey facade wore off."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah, I'm sure he'll just work on SharePoint or Office.", "context": ["Co-creator of Oculus Rift moves to Microsoft", "maybe he is going to work on hololens development"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This is hacking just like guessing my abuela's email password and looking at her messages is hacking.", "context": ["Hacked Game Boy uses a special cartridge with hundreds of games on it", "I'm not sure I would call putting a Game Boy case around a device a hacked Game Boy."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh no, removing the number 4 floor is LITERALLY removing 1/10 of our housing stock!", "context": ["I visited a new apartment development in Sydney City, was surprised to see that the 4th and 14th floor were removed so as not to deter Chinese buyers.", "Yet we continue to let this happen and release land for building even slower than before in a time where 50%+ of the population doesnt have affordable housing and cant repay loans"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "oh no, keemstar might make a baited podcast about it!", "context": ["Dude bans your subs and you re-mod him, thanks but not resubbing if thats how you treat your fans 13 month sub, won't be for May.", "obv ice is siding with andy cause of the fact that andy has keemstar and other popular youtubers sided with him, if he sides with ruben he prob thinks he'll be hated and andy will send his boys to come see him, i've been banned by andy on both destiny and ices chat for saying 41 btw, but idc really"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I think we can all agree on the fact that a random redditor knows the game much better than the lead content designer.", "context": ["Morello thinks Vaynes range should be lowered to 525", "i'm going to get hated for this, but I really don't think Morello understands how this game works"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "naw dude, the body kit is a plus", "context": ["Spotted this GTR for sale, only 3 Grand!", "That is actually probably not a horrible price for a used infiniti, if you can get over a diy body kit install."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hey, they know that all the monkeys might be lumped together and they're really trying to be progressive.", "context": ["RAs tell UMass students Harambe jokes are an 'attack' on African Americans", "The RA's comparing a Gorilla to A-A Students is more derogatory than the drawings."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No they must be Islamic, how can terrorists be of any other religions than Islam?", "context": ["Bloodbath in Assam: NDFB(S) kill over 45 in Assam, PM calls it act of cowardice", "Most importantly, NDFB is funded by Christian evangelists."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because he's a guy and the other teams are being sexist.", "context": ["Pokemon Go Teams in a Nutshell 2.0", "Can someone explain why our Leader became a memelord"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Come on, legislators are always forced to make decisions based on what greedy capitalists decide", "context": ["In Germany a draft law attempts to criminalise the negligence of financial risk managers", "How about criminalizing the economic negligence of legislators."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But you're invalidating the voices of the children!", "context": ["Languages with a different word for a formal and informal \"you\" enforce child abuse", "Maybe because more adults have more experience thus more power?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, because calling someone gay who isn't is the biggest most funniest prank evarrrr!", "context": ["So an old friend contacted for the first time since high school", "This kind of seems like someone else was logged into his account maybe trying to embarrass him."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ah those satisfactory endings, I think bleach had a couple of them", "context": ["Which TV Series would you rate a perfect 10 out of 10?", "Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood One of the few amines I've seen that has a satisfactory ending."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, because Obama is starting a race war, remember?", "context": ["Off-duty police officer fatally shoots home intruder who had argued with him about Black Lives Matter on Facebook", "The only part that matters is the other guy was in his home."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Sheet curtains are the best because you can fold them in half before you hang them up for double the sun block", "context": ["It's like a savings jar for meth heads!", "So much trash in this picture the \"curtains\", what appears to be a moo moo that she is wearing, whiskers on the chin, very very unwashed hair the ear-rings and I don't believe she has eyebrows?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Weapon training before potty training should be the norm, yeah", "context": ["Texas Mom Who Killed 2 Daughters Had a 'History of Mental Illness,' Authorities Say", "this is why we need to arm everyone."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Long Island may be bad, but come on!", "context": ["Trevor Humpries banned for 4 years according to his FB page", "Apparently where he comes from, the standard penalty for rape is no playing card games for four years."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah why don't we throw another future top line defender at the Caps for his rights.", "context": ["Scott Gomez, 36, in AHL: \"Hopefully an NHL team will notice\"", "Montreal could use a guy who can score 36 points"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Are you kidding, for once, they are not on the french map.. I know a lot of corsicans that would love that", "context": ["Regional words for \"mop\" in French-speaking Europe", "Corsicans ain't gonna be happy about this."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah if it were diamond on console they would all slowly turn around in horror", "context": ["4500 Torbjorn stealths his way into Diamond", "If this were diamond on console, it would have been a different story"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm sure Mexico will pay for that one too.", "context": ["Theresa May to confirm UK exit from EU single market | Politics", "They're so determined to isolate themselves from the rest of Europe that they may as well build a wall around the British isles."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But rich people are greedy and we should take their money just because!", "context": ["Los Angeles Is Proposing To Tax Millionaires In Order To End Homelessness", "Taxing millionaires won't stop addiction or cure mental illness."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "All I'm going to say is that Roger Goodell never twerked, so your argument is invalid.", "context": ["NFL clarifies rule on sexual dances: 'If it looks like it, it probably is'", "Its amazing how the NFL can do and say what it wants with no repercussions."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Just like the Dems won in a landslide in 2010 because the voters wanted to punish the Republicans.", "context": ["If Democrats want to win, they should filibuster Trump early and often", "If they do 2018 will be twice the bloodbath it is slated to be."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but those countries aren't Islamic so it's not as big of a deal like Turkey", "context": ["Turkey Is a Steady Source of ISIS Recruits", "France and Unitish Kingdom have more citizens joining ISIS than Turkey does."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Or, you can make them more like the image they have now created.", "context": ["This has ruined the Joker for me.", "That is why you have a responsibility to fix yourself instead of blaming others for your downfalls."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "American here, I got you: It's pronounced Wor-chest-er-shy-er.", "context": ["What is one thing you'd like to ask people from the UK?", "How do you pronounce \"Worcestershire\" in Worcestershire sauce?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, you have drawn a perfect parallel between the two situations.", "context": ["Denver vs patriots Tickets will be available only to those with a billing address in the Rocky Mountain states, including Colorado, New Mexico, Utah, Wyoming, Nebraska, Montana, South Dakota and Western Kansas", "ITT: Red Sox fans complaining about a sports team favoring its own fans while Fenway sells merch on a discount if you're wearing Sox gear."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "*clears throat* Don't you mean the reasonable ones?", "context": ["Former Atheists, what made you start believing in God?", "Damn I can't wait for the edgy atheists to arrive here."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "All the people who go to those schools are too busy making awesome videogames to post on Reddit.", "context": ["They could at least pretend to respect us.", "AMA request: someone that went to a game development school like this one."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "then how would we know he's a guardian.", "context": ["Guild Wars 2 PvP In A Nutshell", "You should have just put Yu-Gi-Oh's face on that dude"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm glad you're having fun wasting your time doing something that isn't productive.", "context": ["How I feel as an American this past week.", "I've just been watching 60,000 people play pokemon.... Life is good"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Anything with a bass beat and softly distorted jazz samples is lo-fi hip hop, dude", "context": ["Sophie Meiers x Nohidea - Sincerely, yours (2017)", "Calling this hip hop is a stretch."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, that's why Canada is such a shitty place to live", "context": ["\"What it means to be the last country on Earth that believes in multiculturalism\"", "It means we are not real fast learners."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "She was scheduled to be painted a few miles up-river on the other bank of the Thames, but her speed prevented her from making the round trip in the allotted time.", "context": ["HMS Ocean, Greenwich, London, VE day 2015", "They could have at least painted her for VE day celebrations..."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yea just like how radial G isnt a good VR game.", "context": ["I cant think of a game that deserves VR support more.", "This will be not be a good VR experience."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "wait isn't this what Donald Trump wanted snitches snitching on radical islamic terrorists.", "context": ["Syrian refugees capture terrorism suspect and hand him over to German police", "Finally, there wouldn't be so much Islamiphobic rhetoric going around if more of the refugees took on a \"neighborhood watch\" mentality."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "All sex education classes should be taught abstinence-only.", "context": ["What would you say to get all of reddit angry at you?", "Religion should be a mandatory subject in all schools."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well he got them all so clearly not.", "context": ["A friend of mine just managed to do this", "That's pretty stupid to peek again after you saw 4 people there"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm pretty sure there playing this with the previews before the new Star Wars", "context": ["Trailer for Pusha T's Darkness Before Dawn short film is out!", "Ay fam this started like a Star Wars trailer."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well they're a global majority and you can't be racist against the majority", "context": ["What fact are you tired of explaining to people?", "Racism against Asians is tolerated and sometimes even encouraged because they have no social protection like other minorities do."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ah yes, hoping that people get killed for simply speaking, that sure sounds like American values to me.", "context": ["Provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos Gets All-Clear To Appear On Berkeley Campus", "He better checks his bullet proof chest and makes sure his life insurance premium is not past due."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Je moet je hotel delen met vluchtelingen, en je jongste dochter afstaan aan de lokale afghaanse warlord.", "context": ["NRC: We zijn angstig, maar toch gaan we gewoon naar festivals en op vakantie", "Wacht, wat is er mis met Griekenland?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Whats not to like about huge sunglasses and #teamrose", "context": ["Justin Rose just made the first ace in Olympic history", "For some reason I just don't like him"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That Obama fer ya, destroying economies since 2008.", "context": ["Faced with a cash shortage in its so-called caliphate, the Islamic State group has slashed salaries across the region, asked Raqqa residents to pay utility bills in black market American dollars, and is now releasing detainees for a price of $500 a person.", "Looks like blowing up that Daesh bank a couple weeks ago has had the desired effect."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Didn't you know that a male and a female can't be talking with each other unless they are dating?", "context": ["Does anyone know if there's a story behind this?", "It's not possible for two people to just be talking is it?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I was so glad when Lady was taken out.", "context": ["What fictional character's death did you not care about nearly as much as most other people?", "Joffrey Baratheon I know most people loved him, but I found him to be a dick."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't you mean Social Justice Shirts of Colour", "context": ["Minneapolis City Council Member is doxing people for BLM using her position", "Just a reminder, Black Lives Matter are nothing more than Social Justice Brown Shirts, They don't actually care about Black Lives, just ridiculing the police and trying to get their own people into positions of power."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "oh yeah like their suchhhh high quality hair jel and face cream", "context": ["Unilever has bought US start-up Dollar Shave Club for a reported $1bn .", "And now begins it's decline into substandard products."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, all those jewish immigrants that built it before moses convinced them all to pack up and leave", "context": ["Samuel L. Jackson leads outrage after Ben Carson refers to slaves taken to US as 'immigrants'", "immigrants to work building pyramids for grain storage ?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "you can't charge a president and a vice president for the same crime", "context": ["Top Democrat sent letter to Mike Pence in November warning of Michael Flynn's Turkey lobbying", "So Pence can't claim innocence any longer"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but only 300 of them, way more were in the riots.", "context": ["LIVE: 300 Man March from Baltimore to DC", "But, but all our local KKK-ers are always wondering out loud why nobody protests black on black violence so I call shenanigans on this obvious internet hoax."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "oh didn't you know, if you aren't comfortable with it, you are hating on those who are, or are confined by heteronormative rules.", "context": ["When my boyfriend asked if I wanted to have a threeway with his cute friend who's in town for the weekend", "Are there any gay couples *not* into 3ways, open relationship, etc?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We need to make sure that only the government and criminals have weapons so that things like this won't happen in the future.", "context": ["Chicago Man With Concealed-Carry Permit Shoots, Kills Armed Robber, Police Say - Grand Boulevard", "Looks like another case of a good guy with a gun stopping a bad guy with a gun."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "& the whore-mongering murdering scum known as Bernie.", "context": ["Why is it so hard to even look at the corrupt liar Hillary Clinton?", "It's harder for me to look at the corrupt lying rapist Donald Trump."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This is a fantastic idea with no possible negative repercussions.", "context": ["China's navy seizes unmanned US Navy vehicle in international waters of South China Sea", "Time to park one of the carrier groups in those waters and project some power."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But, some Native American high schools call themselves Redskins, so that means I'm immune from being racist.", "context": ["Native American tribe votes to reject $25,000 offered by Washington Redskins foundation", "And we see all these dumbasses talking about how it's only white people who complain that their name is racist."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If I don't agree, it obviously isn't contributing!", "context": ["What's something everyone knows but no one wants to admit?", "The upvote button means 'I agree' not 'this contributes to conversation'."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Soros and Trudeau created the plan over pizza and ping pong and then sacrificed a 9 year old to Hillary Clinton.", "context": ["Suspect In Quebec Mosque Attack Wuickly Depicted As A Moroccan Muslim - He's A White Nationalist", "False flag event - Soros funded with Tradeau's blessing."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Seth ain't bad, but I wouldn't say arguably best in the league", "context": ["If you travelled back in time to 2006, what is the most surprising thing you could tell an NBA fan?", "Dell Curry's son is arguably the best player in the NBA."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "WE GET IT, you team is so good sooooooo that every post has to revolve around you, even when it bears zero context.", "context": ["NFL and NFLPA find concussion protocol not 'strictly followed' for Dolphins QB Matt Moore", "How much are they taking from the Patriots?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Unsubscribed, unliked, unfollowed, unliked again... I'm done with Beef", "context": ["Until Dawn - EP02 - One Year Later", "I'm surprised Beef doesn't know who Peter Stormare is."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But obviously youre not female because everyone knows there are no females on the internets.", "context": ["What is a stereotype about your ethnicity, state, or age that you would like to dispel?", "I *am* a good programmer, despite being female."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "not to mention a disco ball with various lighting color", "context": ["The religious nutjobs are at it again", "Lol and then every solat jumat they're closing the road and using larger speaker just like it's rave night"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well he can do anything, so it makes sense!", "context": ["So where did this 'God' come from?", "The most ridiculous answer I've heard to this question was \"God created himself.\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm sure that those who have been waiting the longest will be allowed to board the train first.", "context": ["Yonge & Bloor Subway Station this morning", "i've never seen as many people at yonge and bloor as i have this morning."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I thought it was because of what they were wearing.", "context": ["You are the reason that women GET RAPED", "I always thought women got raped because they encountered rapists."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Everyone knows that if you kill a racist, you can never be racist yourself", "context": ["NAACP Staging sit in at Jeff Session's office", "Do these people realise Sessions successfully prosecuted and got the death sentence for the head of the Alabama KKK?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "no it's not because it wasn't classical or norah jones silly.", "context": ["Thought you guys might enjoy his reaction - From Unbox Therapy", "The playlist was the best thing about this video."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The NFL is rigged and he's letting us all know through his insider connections, man!", "context": ["ESPN's Adam Schefter predicts Eagles will win Super Bowl 50", "Schefter is known as a credible source."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's cause you're almost at your top speed", "context": ["So apparently the 2017 ZL1 can reach 60 mph in first gear", "Meanwhile I cruise at 45 mph in 6th gear and it feels like appropriate gear to be in."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I dunno, I like the idea of Oiler alumni making decisions for our team's future.", "context": ["Gretzky: McDavid already mature enough to handle Oilers' captaincy.", "Maybe, *just maybe*, we should let McLellan pick a Captain based on what he experiences first hand in the dressing room rather than basing our opinions on what random redditors or -I've got nothing to do with the organization- Gretz."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes but Hillary would have been just as bad", "context": ["President Trump signs an executive order to move forward construction of Dakota Access and Keystone XL pipelines.", "We all knew we would see this, people."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Part of male privilege inherent to living under a patriarchy is that any woman can destroy your reputation, possibly send you to jail with such a lie and of caught face at worse a slap on the wrist (more likely nothing).", "context": ["Women charged with false rape accusations at Keene State College", "Doesn't quite feel justified that you can accuse someone of rape, a crime with life-changing implications if found guilty, and be slapped with a misdemeanor for lying about it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But at least the colors are in the same order!", "context": ["Pubic Hair Removal Patterns Of College Students", "I'm bothered that the categories are not the same color and in the same order."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Can't watch a video of the devil magic.", "context": ["Round 1 - Pick 13: Laremy Tunsil, OT, Ole Miss (Miami Dolphins)", "Why wont ESPN acknowledge that its a video and not a picture?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah everyone from the middle east is a terrorist", "context": ["Record 17,000 rally against 'Islamisation' in Germany", "I don't see anything wrong with these protests, Europe now has a big problem with terrorism since they let in millions of people from the Middle East."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but.... socialism is pretty much communism so who cares!", "context": ["TIL in 1973 the USA helped overthrow the elected democratic socialist president Allende in Chile and replaced it with a dictatorship", "Don't forget that the guy we replaced Allende with disappeared 3,000 people and tortured another 30,000 with measures such as running over their limbs with trucks, inserting live rats into their bodily orifices, beating them with rifle butts, rape dogs, etc."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Considering you are active on the League of Legends subreddit I hope that you are in high school because that is *so childish*", "context": ["Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Official Teaser Trailer", "If you are older than 16 and watch superhero movies you might as well give up on life right now."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, in stark contrast to the overall electorate which always makes great well thought out voting decisions based on careful consideration of complicated arguments and policies, and in no way favors oversimplifications and voting how they \"feel\" at the time.", "context": ["Paying Taxes and Going to Jail Like Adults; Teens Deserve the Right to Vote, Too", "I foresee a lot of teenagers making bad decisions because they don't know how to think beyond emotional oversimplifications, by and large."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, no indication at all that the more voters learn about her the less likely they'll be to vote for her.", "context": ["Wasserman Schultz battling to hang on in House race, faces debate criticism", "Leading in the polls by 8%, 15 days before election day, that is not battling that is dominating."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If you look closely, you can see Wade saying \"Fuck your head\"", "context": ["Wade falls & knees Paul George to the back of the head", "Please tell me people don't actually think this was a dirty play just because it was Wade."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Better put your bins out every day or else you want kids to die.", "context": ["Stickers of children on wheelie bins to increase Brisbane road safety.", "What about the other six days of the week when the bins aren't out?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They're trying to narrow it down to those who contributed to W3's drafts", "context": ["This type of thing drives me crazy.. Is \"Experienced Junior Developer\" not an oxymoron?", "Odd that they want you to have 5-7 years of CSS3 experience, when the standard was published only 4 years ago."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah good thing the US released all of that photo/video/dNA evidence to verify their story.", "context": ["VIDEO: Osama Was Already Dead Years Before He Was Killed", "according to one person who presents zero evidence"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And adults are never too young or too old to tell kids how to feel.", "context": ["Boy Scouts of America will allow transgender children who identify as boys to enroll in scouting programs.", "Kids are too younge to make this decision."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well everyone but Jon, who would be focusing on exterminanting all the jews and minorities", "context": ["If there was a Hunger Games style battle with all of the popular YouTubers, who would you predict would team up to help each other?", "I think Normal Boots Would Probably team up against Markipiler, PeeweeDidi, and Jack's Septic"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Obvious fake, no sign of magical Mormon underwear anywhere.", "context": ["Op is Mitt Romney, takes picture of himself looking washed up at gas station all for that political karma.", "God he looks like he is just going through major depression."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, should we send him a thank you note for funding and arming the terrorists first?", "context": ["Ron Paul:''Send Iran a 'Thank You' Note For Fighting ISIS''", "Should we send Obama a thank you note for bombing ISIS daily?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah, death sounds like a much more enjoyable alternative!", "context": ["108-year-old Santa Monica woman tells it like it is: \"It doesn't pay to live too long.\"", "Yeah, I don't get the people who want to live to be 80+ nothing about existence at that age sounds enjoyable."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah you're right, why even bother dating him, or anyone for that matter, we'll just breakup!", "context": ["Sexting and sending nudes to my bf is an accident waiting to happen.", "why do it - they're only going to get passed around before/after the breakup"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because, rather than go to school and become smart like you, they choose to be poor and stuck in a shitty crime filled city.", "context": ["Woman in leading Flint water crisis lawsuit slain in twin killing", "Why do people still live in Flint?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If it ain't witch mercy, I ain't interested", "context": ["Ranked rewards confirmed to be the highest rank reached in the whole season- even if you drop down.", "I wonder what the rewards will be!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, but my feelings are hurt, so I'm not going to vote!", "context": ["Net Neutrality Rules Upheld by Federal Court", "It's like judicial appointments matter and affect every aspect of policy in our government."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "To be fair, the guy shouldn't be charged because you really can't prove intent.", "context": ["Beep... Beep... coming through to the front page", "# The only thing I see here is an extremely careless white truck"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because only supermodels are qualified to handle baby animals.", "context": ["These guys were on MY flight the other day", "I would aww but the lady is just so WTF"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes I agree I tested with IE 8 and 10 but never saw the ads OP is a liar", "context": ["So IE is showing these ads now", "It is no way related to IE."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Third parties are just throwing your vote away though!", "context": ["TIME/CNN Poll Shows Increasing Number Of Americans Won't Give Up Civil Liberties To Fight Terrorism", "It would be nice if those same people would stop voting for politicians that want to take away civil liberties in the name of security, then."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You telling me you didn't love the beer mug filling minigame?", "context": ["Microsoft cancels Fable Legends, may shut down Lionhead Studios", "IMO the Fable franchise just kept moving in the exact opposite direction I wanted to see it go."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Pretty sure I've had shits that feel similar.", "context": ["What's the worst pain you've ever experienced?", "Pushing a baby out of my vagina."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's inly the smart and intellectual redditors who can accurately clear out the bullshit and see what's really going on.", "context": ["TIL that a survey conducted in two southern provinces of Afghanistan found that 92% of respondents had never heard of the events of 9/11", "99% of Americans doesn't know what is going on in Afghanistan."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Jack's sword is actually a reverse blade that can only cut non-organic material and demons", "context": ["Remember that time samurai Jack killed all those bounty hunters that were totally not robots", "He used the back of the blade"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because of course all of the socio-economic problems of all Aboriginal communities across our entire 7.5M km2 country are the fault of our PM for the past year, right?", "context": ["Abbott government will force only Aboriginal unemployed to work for less than $5 an hour, 52 weeks a year, to collect welfare.", "Can you guys please give him a vote of no-confidence already?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This is why I can not believe science.", "context": ["What is one thing you will never understand?", "Why can't anyone see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Please be considerate of others that have to look at the back of your phone.", "context": ["Obama Signs E-Label Act To Remove Logos From Phones", "I don't know about anyone else, but I never look at the back of my phone."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "IT WAS ALL A ROOSE TO HIDE THE FACT HE'S A KENYAN ATHEIST MOOOOOOOOOOSLIM TERRORIST SOCIALIST CULTURAL MARXIST", "context": ["I woke up to see this in my feed", "Also, Obama is fairly religious and referenced god regularly."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "his contribution to consumeristic pop culture is too great to jail", "context": ["Weapons, Drugs Retrieved From Chris Brown's Home During Standoff", "so selling a firearm to a felon in a private or official sale= felony in all 50 states felon possessing firearms= felony possession of any drug deemed illegal by federal government in all circumstances (ex cannabis)+ firearms= felony I am guessing probation with community service"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I guess being permanently closed was not even as bad for business as having the sign up?", "context": ["'Trump' sign removed from Taj Mahal casino's Boardwalk entrance", "Why bother, isn't the casino permanently closed anyways?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah how dare they try to be comedians while also being a type of person you've already seen before.", "context": ["This set of jokes won a comedy competition - Plz hate or love", "I'm so tired of this \"awkward 20-something nerdy guy\" comedy trend."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because the refs are afraid to flag Smitty", "context": ["Stefon Diggs learns why you never spin a ball after making a big play", "Wait, Steve smith sr does this literally every catch he makes and he is never flagged.. Why?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But remember, we can't judge them because they are different", "context": ["Teenage bride watches in horror as her family slits her groom's throat and crushes his head with a boulder after dragging him out of Indian temple after they tried to elope in secret", "Ahh such a nice culture they got over there."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You're right they probably should have lowered it because the declining real minimum wage value of the last 30 years has certainly contributed to increased income equality which most economists agree is awesome for the economy", "context": ["San Francisco voters approve minimum wage increase to $15 an hour", "I am sure this will bring down the cost of living in San Francisco."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Are you sure, they were vague about that", "context": ["World's deepest underwater cave found in the Czech Republic (Update)", "Incidentally 404 meters and no bottom found."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "lol you can just leave the scene of the robbery, man!", "context": ["If government taxation is the same as theft, name any other thief that gives you the option of opting out of the robbery?", "How do you opt out of taxation?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If you lack the balance to operate with missing toes, then you're just not ready for our elite techniques", "context": ["Tactical Training and Lebanon Police Combat Pistol Club", "It looks like one guy is about to shoot his foot off"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because they saw the cameras but pretended they didn't, shitlord!", "context": ["Taking Off Her Panties - Imagine if a man did something similar, he'd be in jail instantly", "Ironically, not one of these poor saps tried to rape her..."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No kidding he really made some bold predictions on the final four there", "context": ["Phil Steele: Bowl Projections + Playoff Four", "Be careful out there on that limb, Phil"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah and all those nutritionists and doctors were in on it too!", "context": ["TIL The saying \"breakfast is the most important meal of the day\" was originally coined in 1944 by a marketing campaign from General Foods, the manufacturer of Grape Nuts, to sell more cereal.", "Fascinating to think a commercial product propaganda brainwashing campaign convinced an entire society the importance of a certain meal, for decades!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The judges are obviously in on it.... WAKE UP, MAN", "context": ["The Top Ten Highly Unlikely MMA Conspiracy Theories That Some People Actually Believe", "man...if bendo was in the Illuminati..those satanic powers should have granted him the power to destroy people effortlessly....too many questionable split decisions....should really look into that."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Doesn't help when you have legendary melo close outs like on this play", "context": ["Dennis Schroder hits the game winning 3 against the Knicks", "Rose got fouled on that last possesion tho Knicks are so unlucky"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Not a meme or joke answer - downvoted", "context": ["Redditors, what would you name those 7 newly discovered planets?", "Name them after scientists who changed the world... Galileo Einstein Nikola Hawking Vinci Sagan Newton"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Islamic golden age don't real Persians were literally cave men, algebra is named after European language, algorithm comes from European mathematician!", "context": ["Til that Chimpanzees and monkeys have entered the stone age", "Pretty soon they'll be just as advanced as the Muslims are."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well, there is just so little crime in NYC that they can do this.", "context": ["Woman was arrested for looking in a open car door left that way on purpose by NYPD.", "Good thing NYPD has taken care of all the real crime to have extra time for these adventures."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "i know, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE JURY WILL DECIDE", "context": ["Unofficial Episode Discussion - S1E10 \"The Verdict\"", "I can't wait to find out the verdict guys!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So let's punish the kids for their parent's mistakes", "context": ["More than 300,000 children dragged into benefit cuts, research reveals", "Newsflash: loads of irresponsible people have children they can't possibly afford."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You can't overly fine white green peace the same as the poor black people in Ferguson, that would be criminal.", "context": ["Five Greenpeace protesters who tried to stop a Royal Dutch Shell icebreaker from leaving Portland, Oregon, for an Arctic oil-drilling operation have been fined $5,000 apiece by the Coast Guard", "Why were they not also issued summons for trespassing on government property?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But everyone knows that people who know things about computers are friendless losers though", "context": ["If you don't understand, you probably have more friends than me", "Why not have friends and know programming languages?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ah, thought you were trying to say \"apron\".", "context": ["My nephew was wearing an appropriate when I showed up for thanksgiving.", "The word \"shirt\" was supposed to be in there somewhere."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh no somebody took a shitty theory seriously, better downvote him", "context": ["Buck from R6 and Buck from Far Cry 3 are the same person (Conspiracy/Theory)", "FC3 Buck is Australian, while our Buck is Canadian FC3 Buck had a bad mental state, and was considered too brutal, while Buck has no mental issues that we know of FC3 Buck is called Bambi Hughes, while our Buck is called Sebastian Cote FC3 Buck's and Our Buck's biography is pretty different Our Buck is will be 37years old this year's August(20th), while FC3 Buck was excused from the military in his early twenties This is a really bad Theory with zero clues backing it besides the similar look of the characters"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why do you hate freedom and America so much?", "context": ["Teenage grandma has a lot of angst", "Kids standing up to say the pledge of allegiance in unison is some creepy, Orwellian shit."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But it's about time for a woman to get in the White House, so let's vote for her.", "context": ["Hillary's emails confirm France and US killed Qaddafi for his gold and oil", "So.. Panama Papers link her campaign manager to things, and her emails are linking to more great things.. awful campaign, just a terrible group of people."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Joe Haden is all over him omg ur so right", "context": ["Why are people so high on Amari Cooper this week?", "Joe Haden... I'm down on Cooper this week."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I think that's why we gave them Thiago, the dude's never healthy for long therefore they can never be healthy for long.", "context": ["Neymar: Only Champions League is a success for Barcelona", "Healthy Bayern will be a major pain this year."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Clearly just get the world to pay for it by taxing their goods!", "context": ["Trump singles out Japan, China, Germany for currency attack", "So what about the 20 trillion in national debt, how we gonna pay for that?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, didn't you read the article, it said this connects to SATA 6!", "context": ["The world's first 13TB SSD is here", "This seems a bit pointless - it would surely be better to RAID stripe smaller disks - otherwise you're not going to get much speed out of SATA3."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm pretty sure it's supposed to mean that eating meals composed of mostly meat/dairy and refined carbohydrates leads to our high levels of obesity and the resultant problems complicate our lives", "context": ["Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.", "What is that even supposed to mean?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah all those Hitlers should be extra careful about stereotyping", "context": ["US embassy in Berlin got illuminated last night", "Uhhh you'd think the Germans would be a little more careful about making overtly racist gestures like this."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't worry, you'll want them when the time is right", "context": ["What do you have no intention of ever doing?", "Marrying, or having kids, or or pretending I care about what other people think I should be doing."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Limp Bizkit are a close second as they told us to keep rolling.", "context": ["In your opinion, what was the best invention ever?", "The wheel, it really got things rolling for the world."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "To be fair, Mike Pence wants you to value the fetus' life; it deservers a funeral.", "context": ["(NSFW) People who used to develop disposable camera film, what's the creepiest/craziest/most memorable photos you ever developed?", "Some lady took a picture of her miscarried fetus and had me print a few copies."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because people under or barely over 18 have never coded or made millions before.......", "context": ["Dice tweets their Anti-Cheat Engineer Picture with a Megalodon Wallpaper on his PC", "so that's why you still run into cheaters, a kid is in charge"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If breeding like rats and then leaving your country en masse is superiority, then the Irish would be some sort of master race.", "context": ["Most Common Scandinavian Language Spoken in US States", "As always, Swedish is superiour to Danish and Norwegian."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And they have no gays and atheists there, it's a miracle", "context": ["Women now comprise one-third of homeless Iranians", "They only have 15,000 homeless people in the entire country?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But the intelligence agencies have made massive improvements since then and wouldn't lie to the American people again!", "context": ["Germany investigating spread of fake news online amid claims that Russia is trying to influence German election later this year", "Fake news and Russians hacking the election are as much conspiracy theories as the WMDs in Iraq."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Woah there guy you get 100 sweet crown points for each of those months!", "context": ["Called it - ESO B2P - Good but Shady?", "I think 1.6 and the Buy To Play changes are GREAT... but I feel ripped off... not only for the last year of paying to test... but for the next 2 months."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Can someone please tweet these strong arguments to mr Elon Musk, to help him see the folly of his ways?", "context": ["The Flat Earthers are already debunking SpaceX Rocket - Hilarious.", "\"gimme a break\" \"what a complete joke\" \"no way\" You know after hearing such a well thought out and researched argument I think I'm on his side."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, how dare he not destroy this country and fit the psycho narrative that was spouted for the entirety of his first term.", "context": ["Obama calls on NCAA to rethink the way it protects and punishes athletes", "He should worry about how well he's doing his own job and worry less about the NCAA and going on tv to fill out brackets."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "maybe he tried to save gas like you do when you tailgate a transport truck", "context": ["Driver Tailgating a Cyclist Gets Instant Justice", "What is the CRV driver looking to gain from tailgaiting?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why bother with animation when you can trashtalking a series just by reading synopsis alone?", "context": ["One Punch Man - Key Animation side-by-side Finished scene", "Not enough people who enjoy this medium appreciate the work that goes into animating."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Waiting for all of reddit to praise turkey as a tolerant country now for being so open-minded", "context": ["Turkey makes it legal for female police officers to wear headscarf", "Are male police officers also allowed to wear it?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Listen dude, if someone smokes weed or does a substance I don't like, they don't deserve to own property.", "context": ["Police civil asset forfeitures exceed all burglaries in 2014", "When the police steal more than the thieves it makes you question who is actually who."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why base important government policy on accurate statistics?", "context": ["Bring Back the Long Form Census - private member's bill to be debated today.", "Lets hope he succeeds, but the conservatives will probably shoot it down because how dare we spend money on making the country better."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But the law totally allowed for it, so it was okay.", "context": ["A public relations disaster for United Airlines is transforming into an international incident in one of its most important markets", "Pro tip, don't assault your paying customers."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "nah i was just trying to help my teammates get those sweet, sweet assists", "context": ["Pretty happy with this killtac I got last night in WZA", "That's a lot of ks (kill steal)"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Stephen Hawking's wife can't abuse him because she's in a position of power because the patriarchy", "context": ["TIL Stephen Hawking once dined in the company of Edward Teller,pioneer of the hydrogen bomb, and typed \"He is Stupid\" in his speech synthesizer without bothering to lower the volume", "Kind of weird that in a story about how Stephen Hawking is being abused by his wife you take away that he flamed Edward Teller."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "so basically you're saying you want to round up and kill all migrants.", "context": ["Hamburg has become the first German city to pass a law allowing the seizure of empty commercial properties in order to house migrants", "Because seizing property will totally resolve tensions between locals and 'refugees'"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, the A8x chip is a real stinker", "context": ["Chinese iPad Clone Runs Both Android and Windows 8.1", "Still better than an ipad spec wise"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They happen so regularly that there is never an appropriate time.", "context": ["Active Shooter confirmed at the Columbia Mall, Columbia, MD, per WTOP and Twitter.", "Still not the time to talk about gun control, right?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Never met a sore winner cop in my life!", "context": ["Brave kid that knows the law makes cop shut up and walk away.", "Thats also how you be a sore winner, juvenile prick."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "nah he featured George W Bush in No Role Modelz", "context": ["What are people slowly starting to forget?", "That J. Cole went double platinum with no features."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They couldn't because technology was not advanced enough for a dedicated customer support at the time", "context": ["It Looks like Valve Might be Hiring Dedicated Customer Support", "That sounds like something that should have been done a long time ago."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why don't we just make sunglasses out of bricks?", "context": ["TIL Vantablack is the blackest black absorbing up to 99.965% of radiation in the visible spectrum", "Why don't we make sunglasses from this so we don't see any light?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But intolerance is rising and we need these liberal progressive leaders to safeguards our freedoms from the regressive Sangh Parivar!", "context": ["Staring At A Woman For 14 Seconds Can Land A Man In Jail: Kerala Official", "I did not realise Nitish had such a strong pan-india appeal especially in Kerala, that they have started copying his model (find bottle - go to jail, stare - go to jail)"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yip, we probably should have left a bunch of military bases all over American soil.", "context": ["Little dose of freedom I found on Instagram today", "Hey muricans does 1812 ring a bell Sincerely canada ye"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Can't wait to see the pendulum swing on over to right wing nationalism", "context": ["Refugee influx has police demand thousands of new officers: The Swedish Police force is requesting as many as 4,100 new employees because of the refugee influx and an increased terror threat.", "This is what liberalism and political correctness does to countries."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "There's a special place in hell for people like you", "context": ["What is the weirdest reason someone gave you for breaking up with you?", "I saw Lord of the Rings: Return of the King before he did."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "but resolution doesnt matter and the human eye cant see past 30 fps so what is the point?", "context": ["GTA 5: Old-Gen vs Next-Gen Screenshot Comparison", "PC will look better than that but whatevs."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, it'd look just like the picture if only that poor soul was making $15/hr.", "context": ["I saw your Burger King hot dog and I raise you my Burger King Extra Long Philly Cheeseburger experience.", "Seriously, who expects a minimum wage worker to even care how they put together your food?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because clearly American Football is more popular with non-Americans than actual Americans.", "context": ["Average Age, Height and Weight of NFL Teams", "Just wondering, why would you use kilograms and meters for their weight and height?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Spontaneous defenestration is quite common among males of his age.", "context": ["Dem senator wants Manafort to testify before Intel Committee", "Countdown to Manafort being pushed out of a hotel window in Russia."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We're proud to have you as a part of this community!", "context": ["Translations of Inven Korean Reactions/Comments to NA LCS: Cloud 9 vs Team SoloMid Playoff Series", "i could but i don't want to"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh, but when BD does bitonality it's \"killing the activity\" #doublestandards", "context": ["What is the most f****d up concept or action you've seen portrayed in a DCI show?", "In 86, we ended our show with the high brass playing a D-flat chord and the low brass playing a D chord."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't talk disparagingly of American's strongest ally in the region.", "context": ["Saudi Arabia Sentences Poet to Death for Atheism", "If you read the article, it's actually much worse than it appears."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Isn't the internet a tool of western devils?", "context": ["Nigerian troops 'preparing to launch rescue mission for schoolgirls' - Four battalions of troops, fighter aircraft and helicopter gunships reported to be preparing for assault to free 223 schoolgirls kidnapped by Boko Haram.", "Let's hope Boko Haram doesn't have internet."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Psh if I cared I would make a comment that was send you to a burn center", "context": ["Non-Americans, what are some things Americans do that piss you off?", "\"If America actually cared about this sport we'd easily dominate at it...\" This is when I go from \"I like Americans\" to \"Fuck off you arrogant prick\"."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That'll happen once they boot this godless administration to the curb and return to Holy Islam.", "context": ["'Honour killings': Pakistan closes loophole allowing killers to go free", "I misunderstood the title of this post initially, thinking it was saying that pakistan closes loophole, allowing killers to go free as a consequence of closing the loophole."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's okay though because the internet said vegans are annoying.", "context": ["TIL you kill cows to get milk", "TIL most redditors don't know even the most basic facts regarding cruelty in animal agriculture."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No doubt, making gains won't make their bullets stronger, what a waste of time and resources", "context": ["Syria conflict: Assad forces make 'significant gains'", "This is no time for them to be at the gym."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You mean you don't think that some spaghetti stuck into a banana is sufficient practice for attaching a head to a body?", "context": ["TIL that Valery Spiridonov, a 31 year old man who suffers from Werdnig-Hoffman's - a muscle-wasting disease which has left him in a wheelchair, has volunteered to partake in the world's first head transplant which will take place as early as December of 2017.", "The caption *\"Prof Canavero will no longer be practicing using bananas\"* would give me pause before signing up for this procedure."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But the human eye can only see 24fps!", "context": ["Goalkeeper scores game winning header in 92' to send his team to the J.League 2 Promotion Playoff Final (Fancam)", "I wish I could watch football regularly in 60fps"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Just further proof that Max is over rated.", "context": ["Max driving in spa does not blink", "Cool video, but he blinks several times."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What, grabbing women's pussies doesn't work for you?", "context": ["What celebrities would never get laid if they weren't famous?", "Don't know if he can be classified as a celebrity(or i am stupid) but... Donald Trump"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So if I paint my AR foliage green it won't be an assault rifle anymore?", "context": ["Could someone help identify this scary Russian assault rifle I saw on my local news?", "Aaand it's official; \"assault rifle\" now means any gun that is black."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, every woman who has a miscarriage is guilty of manslaughter.", "context": ["No Murder Charges in Death of Baby After Pregnant Woman Had Infant Cut Out of Her Stomach", "well that just supports my stance for why pro choice doesn't harm the baby since it doesn't count as a \"death\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Na its totally chill, we wouldn't react at all", "context": ["Why are Russian citizens mad at Turkey for downing a deadly aircraft that was violating its airspace when Russia has yet to apologize for the MH17 incident?", "don't Americans get upset when their soldiers die on foreign soil?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Doom 4 looks like Shit, anyone that is exited for that game is a jar of fagoo.", "context": ["Doom 3 + Skimmod + Wulfen Texture Pack + Monoxead Texture Pack", "Looks better than modern games including new ids newest shit."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "One solution may be to allow such abortions if both parents accept sterilisation first", "context": ["A doctor risks being deregistered because he allegedly refused a referral for an Indian couple who wanted to abort a healthy unborn baby girl at 19 weeks, simply because they wanted a boy.", "Had an abortion because it wasn't the right sex, my god, they simply shouldn't be allowed to have kids!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Just bring back Kessel to Toronto, I'm sure he'd be loved", "context": ["NBA All Star Celebrity Game to be headlined by Drake, Steve Nash, Jose Bautista, Chauncey Billups, Nick Cannon", "If you're taking a retired basketball player in Nash, a current baseball player in Bautista and a current tennis player in Raonic, you could have probably gotten a big name former hockey player too."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well I'm sure the fences around the ballpark would stop it", "context": ["The cat of destiny in its full splendor at Marlins Park.", "cat looks well fed and healthy, i wonder how the hell it got on the field."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah because a country of 22 million people out of nearly 7 and a half billion are the ones responsible for the death of largest coral reef in the world", "context": ["90% of rural Australians say their lives are already affected by changing climate, 46% favor phasing out coal power", "How about fixing the reef you destroyed and then we'll listen."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "\"Second account\" \"Diamond on other two\" So wouldn't that make it his third account lul", "context": ["I'll Take Things That Shouldn't Be in my Ranked Game for 1000, Alex!", "\"It's my second account, I'm diamond on my other two\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, Bosh and Lebron are complete scrubs, trade them!", "context": ["Can't wait for Kevin Love outlet passes!", "man he would be the perfect PF for the heat."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I can't tell the difference between X & Y and Red & Blue, they are like the same game!", "context": ["Something I never understood about the games that Origins finally clarified for me.", "One day we could get a game where the gyms aren't linear", "A Pokemon game with a random spawn point would be somethin else", "They don't have to innovate, they sell millions by making the same game over and over."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Can't wait to never be able to mog combat weapons into fist weapons.", "context": ["Blizzard's response to \"One more chance\" by players returning for Legion", "I hope artifacts and class halls don't end up being the next thing we complain about.", "I don't think people will like artifacts, but I still think the expac will be good", "having the same weapon all the time seems killing the thrill of getting better drop"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No man it stands for states rights and limited federal powers", "context": ["Never apologize for being right?", "What is that message implying?", "That the confederacy was on the right side of the argument and we should still have slavery."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nothing about so being so obsessed with Zionism you need to drop it in a cimversation about circumcision hints at antisemetism at all.", "context": ["Male circumcision helps prevent all HIV, say researchers", "Sadly it doesnt prevent zionism", "If you weren't a antisemite you would know that there are about a half million Jews who doesn't support Zionism.", "That is not an anti-semitic remark."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Exactly a hunter-gatherer adult was just as happy and care free as when he was a child.", "context": ["This little girl is sulking at first but just can't stay mad", "Kids need so little to be happy, it's kinda amazing we all were like that once", "Before we were all tainted by consumerism and jealousy :("]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "c'mon now...let the poor fella repeat what he's been told to think.", "context": ["146 anti-Trump protesters indicted for rioting on Inauguration Day", "You have every right to seek and destroy a system that's seeks to destroy you.", "Who is seeking to destroy you?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't worry, we'll make up the deficit with the PBS and NEA cuts", "context": ["Report: Thousands of Indiana bridges 'structurally deficient'", "Good thing the government was worrying more about homosexuals buying flowers and cakes, they didn't need to focus on other issues", "Good thing we're going to spend $25billion on a wall that isn't going to do anything but make some people feel good"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Last I checked, US government officials don't Chinese cartoons", "context": ["Okinawa governor blocks controversial US marine base: Escalation in dispute poses diplomatic headache for prime minister Shinzo Abe and threatens to sour relations between Japan and the US", "US and Japan relations will be fine because China.", "Plus anime"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "but they were tricked into going to glastonbury when the votes were on its a conspiracy", "context": ["Brexit: Government rejects petition signed by 4.1 million calling for second EU referendum", "No take backsies.", "The young peoples, that are less likely to go voting, should have voted when they had the chance to do it, they shoudn't blame the peoples that actually voted while they didn't."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah, he's being dead serious, he sucks, I don't see why any team would want him...Ricky Alvarez is better", "context": ["Gif of Mateo Kovacic's backheel lob vs Gibraltar", "LUCKY FLUKE HE SUCKS GO AWAY", "Is that a real sentiment of Inter fans or I'm missing a joke here?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "like living in Coal Hell and wallowing in poverty?", "context": ["County map (USA) of cancer deaths (as a percentage change) from 1984-2014.", "What's going on in that tiny deep red pocket in Texas?", "My guess is that whatever bad Scots-Irish habits are informing eastern KY are wreaking havoc in that part of Texas."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What does felicity have to do with that?", "context": ["Crossover is 'Very, Very Faithful' to DC's Invasion!", "Can anyone give me TL:DR on that invasion thingie?", "There are aliens who invade."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "In a dark way, getting rid of disabled people is a much cheaper solution to quite a few zoning issues... So yay Mattel?", "context": ["TIL Mattel made a handicap Barbie, but was discontinued due to ongoing design problems, such as not being able to roll through the Dream House door in her wheelchair, and her hair getting caught in the wheels", "....they couldn't just build a dream house with a bigger doorway and shorten her hair?", "Too much money, just like real disabled people... :("]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "women are weak & can't raise their kids", "context": ["Nigga probably goes to Trump's salon", "\"If we just respect the police then all these issues would go away.\"", "\"Black fathers need to teach their children to be more respectful\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Dude, he was just cleaning his gun!", "context": ["French police sniper accidentally shoots and injures two people during speech by President Hollande.", "Finger off the trigger, you fuck.", "Where does it say his finger was on the trigger?", "Typically speaking the cause of a gun firing is having the safety off and pulling the trigger."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's QuickyBaby himself, I saw him use cheats in his videos!", "context": ["I got this PM, anyone know whats up with it?", "Best bit is, i know someone in my clan DOES use cheats, but he ISNT on the list xD", "What is his wn8?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "if you can't beat her, beat her.", "context": ["cadian to CLG", "looks like hes been working out after that loss to juliano", "gotta find one thing to beat her at"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well their parents are too busy working and or drinking at swinger parties so the same effect is seen", "context": ["Why is it the worse the neighborhood I'm in, the worse people drive?", "The bad drivers are those whose parents weren't around to teach them.", "I beg to differ because: Piedmont kids in new cars their parents bought them"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, but she said he was so he must be because that is the world we live in.", "context": ["He was just this nice old dude that comes in once a week for a coffee and gas, little did I know.", "And she could also be a vindictive liar.", "She said she didn't have proof when I asked about it, so I'm sure she was lying, but I was still taken aback, you know?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh man he believes in a religion, what a moron!", "context": ["What is love?", "So, is this a facepalm because he wouldn't go against his beliefs?", "More because of his belief", "So, it's a facepalm because he's a Christian?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That would be a nice first", "context": ["Presidential Milestones", "would be nice to see an openly gay president in my lifetime.", "It would be nice if no one cared who the President fucked.", "I don't care who the president fucks, as long as it ain't 'Murica!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah let's not stop until North Korea has legal weed.", "context": ["Pot legalization's unintended side effect", "BREAKING NEWS: Stoners all across Colorado now left with nothing to talk about.", "Us dope smokers aren't going to stop until we are able to smoke legally regardless of geographic location."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "*It's almost as if they want the money back*", "context": ["Creating my student loan account online", "Well, the rule was always: \"In order to get a loan, you first have to prove you don't need one\"", "Banks love giving money to people who don't need it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "did your girl tell you that to make you feel good because you're DYEL?", "context": ["Chris Bumstead showing off an incredible side chest.", "Is he the new Steve Cook for this sub?", "And he goes to my gym :D", "is every girl mirin?", "hate to burst the bubble but at his size 95% of chicks dont find it all that appealing anymore."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "wait but our hype trains always lead to their destinations!", "context": ["J Matt on Agholor's play and playing WR for the Eagles", "Is anyone else getting this strange feeling that all this is leading to Agholor bursting back onto the scene and lighting the world on fire?", "Or completely losing it, it definitely feels like a breaking point is approaching lol"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wait until it burns yer houzz", "context": ["Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge Now Available in Black Pearl", "in 2 - 3 months the gs8 is gonna be out", "I've got a contract renewal burning a hole in my pocket...tapping my feet waiting for the S8..."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I think he was trying for a dramatic angle.", "context": ["I think I have a sticks and stones addiction.", "No offense man, but that picture is terrible.", "Yea, why the hell did he take it at an angle."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "because we all know that construction projects at A&M get completed in a timely manner.", "context": ["New on-campus hotel, convention center planned at Texas A&M", "Reminder of the crucial student services displaced (some a bus ride away) for this greedy bullshit: Student Counseling Services, Disability Services, Testing Center, Student Assistance Services, Res Life, Student Conduct offices, Women's Resource Center, and GLBT Resource Center.", "Reminder that the displacement is temporary and that all of these services will have a brand new facility even closer to the heart of campus in the near future (probably funded, in part, by the hotel)."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "good luck, srs now has you on their list, check your privilege shartlerd", "context": ["TIL that white men/black women marriages are on average the most stable in the US", "White wife/ black husband are the least stable, according to the link.", "Well to be fair, the husband wasn't able to be found at the time of the survey."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I wish my daddy can buy my friends for me.", "context": ["Wedding photographer almost getting hit by a car.", "Who the hell knows that many people to be in the wedding party?", "Probably were in a frat and sorority."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So Hal Robson-Kanu is Welsh but Bale is British?", "context": ["UEFA EURO: Players to have scored in all Group Matches: Platini '84, Stoichkov '96, Shearer '96, Milosevic '00, Baros '04, V.Nistelrooy '04, BALE '16.", "Wales legend.", "*British"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "**DON'T EVER AGREE WITH ANYBODY AMIABLY AGAIN, ASSHOLE**", "context": ["Cleaning the car inside and out", "Crime scene.", "My thoughts exactly, up vote for you!", "Did we learn a lesson today?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah OP thanks for stabilizing it for us.", "context": ["Out of nowhere", "Amazing image stabilization", "Whoever did this stabilization is the real hero here."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I won't be happy until they do a giant carving of his glorious mug onto Uluru", "context": ["RBA reveals new $10 note design", "I won't be happy until Russell Coight is on a note.", "I won't be happy until he gets a statue."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Further proof that Samsung did copy Apple.", "context": ["TIL that at the moment John Lennon was pronounced dead a Beatles song came over the hospital's sound system.", "The moment that they announced Steve Jobs dead, I read about it on my Macbook Pro.", "That's crazy, I was on my Samsung Galaxy, and I just pinched to zoom on Google News and right there it said Steve Jobs was dead."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They can't be as delicious as Japan's delightful yakisoba sandwiches.", "context": ["Japanese stereotypes of European countries, based on Japanese Google autocomplete suggestions | By @nick_kapur on twitter", "Practically every Japanese person I've met has told me that British good sucks and yet fails to name a single dish aside from fish and chips.", "I've had totally inedible burgers and sandwiches in England, so there's that."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You have now been banned for vote manipulation", "context": ["You Can Enable Scroll Anchoring in Google Chrome to Prevent Annoying Page Jumps", "For the lazy: Copy and paste: chrome://flags/#enable-scroll-anchoring Into the address bar, chose \"enable\" then relaunch chrome.", "chrome://flags/#enable-scroll-anchoring", "For those using a reddit app like Sync or Relay that make it easy to copy whole comments but not portions of a comment.", "So nice, I upvoted you twice."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Just like they did with CNET?", "context": ["Dying project hosting site Sourceforge hijacks the Nmap account", "What a pathetic way to go out.", "Google will inevitably stop listing them as a download site for the hijacked apps."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "2*, is that Innova's new plastic?", "context": ["Hole 4 B.R.P.", "Flat, stable shot with an Atlas", "2* flat stable shots with an Atlas."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "As long as I don't have have to do paperwork, you do you", "context": ["How I'm feeling right about now", "Don't do it Private, you have *so* much to live for.", "If only I was still a private"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "nah you're just a pro team stalker", "context": ["Went for milk and met Envy, went to Nandos and met this cheeky team", "damn must have been a great week for you, meeting both nV and fnatic :)", "It's been really odd, I'm just a student in the city and I happen to run around meeting them all!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I don't get it, could you clarify?", "context": ["I guess the joke's on me", "The worst part of a witty joke is that moment of anticipation where you don't know wether the other side will pick up the innuendo", "From experience, just consider anyone to be dumb as shit."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So that's what the blue-white combo is for.", "context": ["OK, which one of you did this?", "The white lines don't denote reserved Tesla parking?", "You're thinking of BMWs"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Too bad it's about as plausible as him being a UFC fighter or the President, so it will probably never happen", "context": ["TIL Biggie, Jay-Z, Busta Rhymes, and DMX went to the same high school and rap battled each other during lunch", "I can imagine they had one friend who couldn't rap.", "I smell a Kevin Hart film.", "I read that as Kevin James and thought \"Well that would be an odd choice\" Paul Blart - Rap God", "I'd watch it"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "America was founded by straight, white males... I guess black people should go back where they came from and stop conplaining about slavery.", "context": ["Apparently Marvel and Sony are appealing to TUMBLR", "Oh no, people who are not male,straight, white, cisgender exist, they are not tailored at my exact tastes, burn them in the fire!", "The best part is that Tumblr was founded by a straight, white, cis-male."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If you're with the CG's daughter, does that mean you can wear her rank?", "context": ["Those that have done gate guard, what is the craziest thing you have encountered?", "Had to look for the Post CSM's daughter as she had run off with her boyfriend", "CSM's daughter does that a lot.", "So does the CG's daughter, apparently."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, since when are jews considered \"white?\"", "context": ["Andy's Opening Film - The Emmys 2015", "and i'm white :)", "I'm surprised he got away with that."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But definitely not the librarian approach.", "context": ["If you want to be patriotic, be patriotic in every aspect", "The Ron Swanson approach.", "The only approach we should adhere to.", "the libertarian approach."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The sooner we can erode basic human rights so that it requires a license to procreate, the sooner we'll be better off!", "context": ["No, no, no, no, yes", "Why are people like this allowed to breed", "let alone drive, what an idiot", "You need a license to drive but sadly not one to procreate."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Her Husband was responsible for the hard bits like math, she just came up with some cool names for glow in the dark.", "context": ["Science is a club for asshole white men only.", "Neil \"Smoke DaGrass\" Tyson doesn't real", "Marie Curie also doesn't real."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's okay because you can't be racist against white people...", "context": ["Go with your gut James", "He looks like a Japanese snow monkey", "That's racist!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "sparky works better and it better elixir trade", "context": ["Should Electro Wizard's spawn zap interrupt Prince Charge damage?", "Shouldn't the electro wizard be nerfed?", "no its easy to counter", "Not for my poor inferno dragon :("]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh I wasn't aware that the meal was expensive, thanks so much for pointing it out.", "context": ["a $600 dinner for one at America's Second Most Expensive Restaurant - Saison", "How full were you after?", "Probably full of regrets after seeing the bill."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Maybe you are, I left humanity behind.", "context": ["What is your unpopular bodybuilding opinion?", "Guys train legs to impress other bodybuilders, and train upperbody to impress real people", "Bodybuilders are people too"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Would you prefer we call it Krakau?", "context": ["New Archbishop of Cracow Celebrates His Inaugural Mass Ad Orientem", "Krakow*", "Both spellings are acceptable*", "Yeah but as a pole that one just irks me a bit"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wait, what time is that Eastern?", "context": ["The Biggest Sale Ever For Xbox Store Begins 22 December", "Can we sticky this so people will stop asking every 30 minutes when the sale starts?", "Even with a sticky they'll still ask.", "\"I know Microsoft said the christmas sale will begin on the 22nd, but does anyone know the exact time its going live?\"", "\"Around 2pm PST\" [2 hours later] \"I know the sale starts around 2 but does anyone know what time exactly?\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Please, everyone knows reposts are the best OC", "context": ["Well, at least now we know why he is Koffing.", "WOW IT'S ONE OF THOSE FUNNY NUMBERS HAHAHAHAHA NICE ONE MAN", "Thanks for reminding me why I normally lurk.", "You could always try posting some original content"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's because he's black isn't it?", "context": ["Man smacks the soul out of girl on the NY Subway", "The look on her face after the slap.... \"B..but... My vagina..\"", "It has no power here.", "Until the police get involved and she walks away and hes in handcuffs."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hey now, that's racist according to tumblr", "context": ["The Creatures and The Derp Crew Explore New York", "Is it just me or does Galm kind of look like James", "A black James"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "A clear sign that something went wrong.", "context": ["Visegrad Four countries want Great Britain to remain in EU", "Is there even anyone who wants the British to leave?", "I am French and I want them to leave", "Finally I agree with a Frenchman"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He said a piece, not the whole pie.", "context": ["Comcast fined $33 million for publishing unlisted numbers", "As a Californian, how do I claim a piece?", "Step 1: Become a politician"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "how dare he let it on the couch like it's people", "context": ["My roommate got drunk last night and brought home a random little person who he just met, who is now passed out on my couch and snoring like a bear.", "Just think, a lannister always pays a debt.", "I work a Monday-Friday 9 to 5 job, he's a bartender at a nightclub, so i'm used to the usual shenanigans on my way to work, but this was extraordinarily awkward."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh come on they wouldn't do that, it's illegal.", "context": ["Ron Paul's Group \"Campaign for Liberty\" Fined by IRS for Not Handing Over Donor List", "Now why would the IRS want, have a need for or a right to this organizations donor list?", "So they can intimidate the donors and audit them \"randomly\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They'll just add ISK BPCs so its all player driven.", "context": ["Show a mini scoreboard at the end of Incursion sites listing damage done that everyone in fleet can see This would really help with E-pen measuring contests and to weed out leaches.", "Alternatively remove incursions", "but then how would I print my isk?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes Israel is committing genocide, that's why it kills all arabs in its borders.", "context": ["Israeli police commissioner: Police recruiting massive number of Muslim officers", "I'm glad that the police is finally acting seriously in attempt to improve its relation with the Arab community and hopefully regain some trust.", "Stopping the genocide and removing the blockade would be a much better start."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What about wolverine being a stubby 5'3\" instead of lean and tall 6'2\"?", "context": ["New X-Men: Days of Future Past Poster!", "Wolverine looks badass", "I think he looks ridiculous, his head looks far too big for his body, and his positioning makes it look like hes about to fill his diaper."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, and I'm sure anyone with a meatwad tattoo isn't regretting it at all.", "context": ["Just in case I get lost in the Multiverse.", "Well that won't feel stupid five years from now when the show is not relevant", "It really sucks when the time limit is up and you can't watch, like, or talk about a show after five years."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's what they all say before they leave", "context": ["anime_irl", "If my parents don't understand, what hope do I have in explaining it to a dog :(", "Dogs are men best friend, he will still love you no matter what."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, and trump is probably all-natural", "context": ["When she keep suckin so long she suck the life out of you.", "Wow he looks ill", "He is almost 70.", "Trump IS 70, but Trump looks 20 years younger than Bill."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If they weren't getting paid for their work, they could have quit and found work elsewhere.", "context": ["India tea workers kill boss over pay", "Inb4 some libertarian tries to defend the free market.", "I am a libertarian and I support the right of hungry people who have not paid and are treated like slaves to drag the slave owners out into the street and beat them to death."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I too miss the days when we could send the religious to torture camps because of atheism...", "context": ["Religion is Poison", "*Old Soviet Anti-Religion propaganda.", "Nothing makes atheism so appealing as reminding people of the soviet union's anti-religion campaigns.", "I think it was one of the best things about the Soviet Union."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The CIA clearly caused the downfall of the Qaddafi regime, just like they toppled the Mossadegh administration, the Ancient Roman Empire, and Palpatine's Galactic Empire!", "context": ["Someone please pass this to Duterte", "just like how the us ruined Libya?", "How did the US ruin Libya?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Fight the good fight my fellow MRA!", "context": ["Let me sit on your lap", "I wouldnt mind sitting on his lap either :X", "How are these types of comments cool and upvote-worthy when directed at a man, but creepy and weird when directed at a woman?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh yeah true nascar legends right there", "context": ["Brad Keselowski shares his thoughts on Jeff Gordon being left out of the 2016 ESPYs", "I love how they had a tribute for \"the 3\" retiring legends.", "Jeff Gordon, Tony Pedregon, and Paul Bonhomme?", "Peyton Manning, Abby Wambach, Kobe Bryant"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And probably shouldn't be allowed to vote", "context": ["Well I guess I acted a little too liberal around my family this year and got this for Christmas.", "So either you or your family thinks Communism (particularly Stalin Communism) has anything to do with liberalism ?", "I don't but my grandma who got the book talks about Obama the communist a lot so I think she does haha.", "Your grandma and 80% of the people over the age of 65."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, I mean you should be able to touch police officers as much as you want, especially when you're angry", "context": ["Arrogant International student gets caught speeding in Australia, doesn't take it well", "Here in the good old USA, as soon as he touched the guy he would have been on the ground in a figure four leg lock.", "i was just thinking this myself, as soon as the guy touched the police office i was thinking \"minimum another ticket, worse case for the guy handcuffs\"", "Wow, I am glad I don't live in America."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Glad you know what's really important, showing other people how smart you are", "context": ["Election Justice USA Study Finds that Without Election Fraud Sanders Would Have Won by Landslide", "You people bashing Sanders are ALL going to be sorry no matter who wins this election.", "I am leaving the Sanders Sticker on my car just so other people can see how right I was."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why did they have to schedule an appendectomy for the middle of the season?", "context": ["Crawford placed on Injured Reserve", "Was this expected?", "He had an appendectomy, so, yes."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "My GTX 970 was struggling so much, that 0.5GB of VRAM would have made all the difference", "context": ["Interactive journey that quite literally is beautiful internet", "That was a tough one for the integrated Intel graphics on my laptop.", "My Nexus 5 was silky smooth.", "My note 4 experience was also flawless!", "My GTX 980 3-way SLI with heavy OC was was not smooth"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well he grew up in a home so yeah.", "context": ["With Hart gone, City now only have 4 \"homegrown\" players in their squad: Delph, Stones, Clichy, and Sterling.", "Don't forget de Druyne and Bravo.", "Bravo is homegrown?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's not a hand out when white people get free stuff, it's manifest destiny", "context": ["The Oregon Militia just wants what any true patriot wants", "I thought they just wanted more free stuff from the government.", "No those are black people and Hispanics."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ugh typical women always focusing on the unimportant stuff!", "context": ["MRW someone tells me it's totally fine for women to have to deal with mood swings as a side effect of BC but not okay for men because \"women are naturally more emotional than men and can deal with it better\"", "But just remember, we also can't run the country or a business or anything because we'd make decisions based on our out-of-control emotions, and only menz have emotions control to run big important things.", "PS Also pls ignore both world wars which men started, lets not quibble about details."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And whats wrong with being a mediocre bowler any way!", "context": ["SAT books are getting too real these days", "I could be a pro bowler?", "Yes but only a mediocre one."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The obvious solution is to raise taxes and try try again.", "context": ["Humvees failed airdrop", "All I can think about while watching this is how much money they just wasted.", "All I can think about while watching is is how ~~much money~~ many tax dollars they just wasted."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Sorry dude, your theory just got disproved - **speed force**", "context": ["The best image I could take of Reverse Flash.", "What if Barry's dad is RF?", "Cant be in the trailer you can see both of them standing next to each other with glass separating them."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The removal of the cis rapist pig society", "context": ["How to play chess", "There is the fact that queen is the most powerful piece in the game.", "Feminism isn't about moving towards a world where women have the most power.", "What is it about?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Of course not - Anything new is stupid.", "context": ["Mattermost - Open source Slack-alternative reaches 1.0: Self-host ready, Slack-compatible, MIT licensed", "Would be even better if somebody explained what \"slack\" is.", "I'm honestly surprised people haven't heard of Slack messenger by now...", "Should we care?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah Selena Gomez has no talent.", "context": ["Selena Gomez has an awful start to her live performance on The View", "I thought she handled it pretty well to be honest.", "Yea, but in Reddit's defense, the people on this forum are a bunch of whiney, talentless fuckfaces", "It's cute you seem to think rich teen pop stars have talent"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah I'm sure all those North Koreans just asked for this.", "context": ["Geologists who didn't predict an earthquake aren't killers, Italian court rules--seven scientists are free after appeals court overturns manslaughter conviction", "From what I gather after the arrest of these geologists the USGS has banned their personal from working in Italy, co-operating with Italian geologists or even sharing data with their Italian counterparts for fear of it's workers getting dragged in to Italian kangaroo courts come the next earthquake.", "Serves their government right.", "But not their people.", "Some say the people get the government they deserve."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wow, the shill mods are terrible at censoring all of this information.", "context": ["Sierra Leone declares emergency as Ebola death toll hits 729", "With the front page being full of Israel/Gaza bullshit, this needs to go up up up.", "To be precise, 17 of the posts on the front page at this moment are about Israel/Gaza."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Anyone who has fun and documents it is a shallow loser, obviously.", "context": ["Fan spills drink on Coolio while taking a selfie.", "she looks like the type to instantly forget what she is holding in her hands once someone popular comes around.", "she looks like she's too excited about how many likes and comments she'll get on instagram and facebook since someone popular is in her picture", "lmao I can't imagine the kind of loser you must be to have this kind of thought process."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And they can, gotta get them 1080's down pat.", "context": ["You no longer have to strafe jump to silo!", "Although people are complaining about this because muh skill, I see this as a good change, makes outside so much easier to take and I can see this leading to some interesting strats.", "if someone puts in the time to perfect their movement in-game, they should be rewarded by being able to do something that people not as dedicated cant do alone."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This sounds extremely over powered, I don't think any developer in their right mind would create such card.", "context": ["How Bad Is Majordomo Executus?", "If Majordomo were only 7 mana and Rag had a weapon, and his hero power were free to cast... then it might be more viable but still be \"meh\"", "i think if it were 7 mana it did 8 damage to enemy face and gave you 2 1,1's it would be really good", "How about a 7 mana 7/7 that could deal anywhere from 2-8 damage to the board?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Living in within her means unlike you filthy millennials.", "context": ["Kim Kardashian wears a $770 Soviet Union sweater", "Irony at its best.", "I *think* that's the intended joke, but I'm not sure Kim would be in on it considering $770 is dirt cheap to her."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Those 3 seconds I take to pick my game will be so much more glorious now!", "context": ["Steam's Big Picture", "I just plug my pc into my 56 inch tv and use wireless keyboard/mouse from the couch.", "But now you can do it with a better UI!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, I really hate money as well", "context": ["Don't cha wish your follower was like me?", "While scavenger is good early on its totally useless later on I honestly think i shouldn't have even bothered trying to get Scavenger", "You realize that you can buy almost every mat with resources at the garrison trading post, right?", "It's still useless"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Downvoted for answering that question while being OP of a post that I don't like!", "context": ["My rescue dog has an upvote on his chest!", "I can't exactly tell, but is the dog male?", "yes!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So proud of my glorious fatherland ;_;", "context": ["Russia to pick which EU states can export food", "So who would you guys say are the top 5 most pro-Russia friendly EU countries?", "Belarus, Hungary, Austria, Germany and Finland maybe?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No he told you them because they only show T1", "context": ["Tier 12 Gear", "destiny item manager and tower ghost (both for chrome) are what i use on my laptop on my phone i use ishtar commander", "They show tier twelve gear?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Good to finally have some of that", "context": ["CLxJames describes his Smash experience.", "This video takes 7 minutes to tell a story that isn't funny.", "I don't think its supposed to be funny, hes just giving anecdotal evidence of smash autism"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Make American Grate again for too long have we been buying pre grated cheese which I'm 1000% sure Mexicans do stealing all those lucrative cheese grating jobs", "context": ["Build that wall", "I think a 2000 mile, 30ft high mozzarella stick wall is something we could all support.", "We'll have the Wisconsinites making cheese for decades."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because the officer did not feel threatened and utilize lethal force", "context": ["I did not get arrested, however my underwear are drenched in urine.", "I'll take \"How Do I know You're White\" for 500 Alex.", "Because she didn't attack the officer?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Maybe they were asking for it with the way they dressed?", "context": ["Calgary call centre dispatchers accuse female colleagues of sexual harassment", "Somehow I doubt #IBelieveSurvivors will trend in response to this story.", "#TeachMenNotToBeSoSexy"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But he's fat and has a menial job, that's so hilarious!", "context": ["Jeff Ross Picks Random Guy to Play Piano, Comedy Gold Follows", "Jeff Ross and \"comedy gold\" used in the same sentence, that in itself is comedy gold.", "Seriously, this isn't funny at all.", "I didn't really find the humor either"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Of course it's free, it's free for anyone who spends 20 a month on a Tidal membership", "context": ["Free Weezy album removed from DatPiff Anyone know why?", "It's a Tidal exclusive aka behind a paywall.", "Not really very \"free\" then, is it?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Good lord, the Germans might start a revolution in China.", "context": ["Chinese tourist accidently applies for asylum in Germany", "Imagine the stories he'll tell back home.", "\"In Europe, when you get your wallet stolen, they look after you, shelter you, feed you...\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They're not unemployed teachers, they're unemployed professors.", "context": ["Mizzou protests lead to plunge in freshmen, massive budget deficits", "Yeah who would want to go to a school where people like Melissa Click are the faculty.", "Add the fact that 100 professor at the school wrote a letter supporting Melissa Click.", "They can make a safe space for unemployed teachers then."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "you are illogical, upper cast nationalist leaders are never in conflict of interest - the whole nation is their *jageer*", "context": ["I told the Home Minister Rajnathji today that the case against Asaram Bapu is bogus and public money should not be wasted on prosecuting it", "Ye saale BJP waale sab goonde hai aur goondo ko support karne waale hai.", "This is also a conflict of interest because Swamy is Asaram's lawyer and he is using his political power to influence this case"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "turn right from the left lane you spud!", "context": ["Trams should be fitted with cameras that flash cars that drive past when unloading and loading passengers.", "Yes and the idiots that block the tram lane to turn!", "TIL if you want to turn right you're an idiot."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "When life gives you lemons, make lemon drinks", "context": ["the only porno based off a Reddit post", "Is this the one about the kid who's mom jacked him off?", "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat nooooo^oooo^ooooo^oooo^oooooo^oooo^ooo^o", "Please tell me your comment text is in response to mark walberg in The Happening?", "Why are you eyeing my lemon drink?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "ye you're right he got really lucky, 4 lucky shots in a row what are the odds", "context": ["Bring back CZ kill bonus to 300 Doesn't really make sense to have it at 100 when ever other pistol is at 300.", "No, the CZ is still insanely strong if you are skilled enough, instead just nerf the 5-7 and Tec-9.", "not saying flusha is a bad player, on the contrary, hes amazing, but half of those kills were NOT skill, not even close actually, because the cz accuracy is so terrible (even with 2tap burst fire a full spam glock is more accurate while running) that those kills were, well, lucky"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hey, you leave your oppressive, cis-gendered assumptions out of this.", "context": ["The Coffee Journey (by Brenda Lee)", "I just KNOW the person who drew that has a twirly mustache and wears suspenders.", ".....and is named Brenda?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, America's problems with race began in 2009", "context": ["President Donald Trump to publish weekly list of crimes committed by immigrants", "How to keep your base happy and further separate the country 101.", "You mean what Obama did for the last 8 years with race division?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because the world belongs to straight and sexually repressed people", "context": ["Rayna Tharani showing the good plot part 2", "I don't think this belongs here.", "And why is that?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But Genex have the most cards, so they will obviously win!", "context": ["War of the Worthless - Announcement and Signups", "Alright, boys, Dark Scorpions are taking it to the top.", "My money's on Reptilianne, Amazoness or Nordics But *don't tell anyone*"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So you're admitting to being a prick?", "context": ["Why DOES Freddy hide in the female bathroom?", "Freddy prefers not to identify to your labels #FREDDY CAN BE WHATEVER HE WANTS", "**I IDENTIFY AS A APACHI ATTACK HELICOPTER**", "**I IDENTIFY AS A CACTUS**"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, if it's as awesome as Battlefield 2 on iOS, it would be so worth it.", "context": ["Is DICE developing a handheld Battlefield?", "Sounds more like it's an IOS/Android version of Battlefield, who knows, maybe they'll do Vita also.", "If they ported the iOS/Android version to work with twin sticks, I'd buy it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah, his goal was actually getting France to pass a law which makes future terrorism harder to enact.", "context": ["France wants to fight terrorism by spying on everyone - Prime minister says proposed surveillance law 'is not a French Patriot Act,' but civil liberties groups say it goes too far", "Terrorists won when such laws are written.", "I don't think this was the goal of Islamic terrorists.", "Bin laden said it was", "I thought his goal was the reinstating of an Islamic Caliphate."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "As we all know, Apple are the only ones who can innovate.", "context": ["Nearly All Mobile Device Makers Cheat on Benchmarks, Except Apple and Motorola", "The thing is, even if they're cheating they're still behind Apple in terms of visible and tangible performance.", "If you can't innovate, compensate."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because having things from dead people is messed up.", "context": ["The only Christmas card I ever kept.", "That's kind of messed up if true.", "Why?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "niantic should lure all the graveyards during the nights", "context": ["CHILDREN'S HOSPITALS NEED YOUR HELP!", "Niantic should really just turn those children's hospital stops into perma lures.", "that would attract all kinds of people tho, like lured graveyards"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": ":/ I thought we agreed that Weiss was best girl for me yesterday", "context": ["Neo by Esu on Pixiv", "I think Neo is third best girl on my RWBY best girl list, although I'm considering upgrading her to second.", "Number 2 is the best anyone can do since Silhouette #43 is number 1 for all."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He's only 79 on FIFA, he's obviously not good enough.", "context": ["Picture just posted on the United twitter page, shows Fletcher in training again!", "Nice for him, but he really wont be good enough for us.", "And how do you know that?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "the law of large numbers means that you cant represent large numbers using a byte", "context": ["Oddly specific number.", "Because that is the size of a byte.", "I really hope this comment is unnecessary on this sub", "The size of bytes is honestly something I never deal with in programming, so I was actually not sure what was going on."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah riding on the back of a motorcycle is practically sex.", "context": ["GF gets mad at me for calling her an idiot", "Why is your girlfriend riding with another guy on a motorcycle anyway?", "This is the question OP should be asking himself."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "ASAP stands for \"As soon as possible\"", "context": ["A$AP Ferg Announces New Album \"Always Strive and Prosper\" + Says It Will Be Released In The First Quarter Of 2016", "How long till they run out of acronyms haha", "this is the original one though, whenever Rocky gets asked what ASAP stands for he usually says this."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But what if they are released just before Windows 10 so that you can glide from icon to icon without any visual lag?", "context": ["AMD's CEO Reveals Windows 10 Releasing In July", "Maybe next we can get a release date for some FREAKING GRAPHICS CARDS", "by the time they come out, people who might have otherwise considered AMD will have already upgraded for stuff like GTAV and The Witcher 3."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but choosing ones with bright colors gives you a competitive advantage.", "context": ["I found a new method of fake planting.", "P2W confirmed", "i got like 5 of them from weekly drops"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So we can blame this on video games ?", "context": ["Hidden microphone found at Ecuador's embassy in UK, says foreign minister - Microphone was found last month inside office of Ecuadorean ambassador, in building where Julian Assange resides", "I beginning to think that every powerful government considers everyone who isn't one of them, including their own citizens, as enemies.", "I'm beginning to think that every powerful government is running themselves the exact same way that I play Civ V."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Seeing as how this is the first piece of salmon I've ever cooked in my 12 years as a chef, it was so over cooked it was like saw dust.", "context": ["Grilled salmon marinated with soy sauce, maple syrup, honey, garlic, and ginger.", "That looks like it would be the most delicious piece of salmon I ever ate.", "looks like dryest pice of fish i ever seen"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And are accomplished philosophers, economists, journalists, political scientists, arbiters of morality, and not biased in any way", "context": ["Found this while cleaning through some things", "Surprised so few were aware this was Regan's slogan.", "I would guess most people on this site are in the 16-26 age group."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No you are just being sexist a 14 year old girl who plays against prepubescent boys could totally compete once they become grown men", "context": ["What year will it be when a female makes it to the majors?", "mo'ne may make it to single A if that counts", "stop no"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We found the Racist in here!", "context": ["Ronaldo kicks Schmelzer after a collision in the box", "Imagine the outrage if it was someone like Costa or Suarez or Pepe.", "at this point, this is rare pepe"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "i wonder how bad light moving down a glass tube really is?", "context": ["Comcast does not have the necessary bandwidth to detect sarcastic remarks", "Comcast once told me that they had to come out and check my cable lines because they could be dangerous and wanted to charge me money to do it.", "Comcast once told me my internet connection could be getting disrupted (I was raiding end-game in WoW this past winter, so this was an issue) because the cold weather slowed down the internet.", "Comcast told me that I should switch from FIOS because the environmental impact of fiber optics is not yet well-understood."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Religious freedom means you can be any kind of Christian you want!", "context": ["Top Democrat, who suggested using Bernie Sanders' alleged atheism against him, resigns from DNC", "It's worrying that in The States, atheism in politics could even theoretically be used as a tool of negativity.", "Basically anything other than Christianity is considered a con for political representatives, really shows how fake Americas values are."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "My 5 is better than your 5", "context": ["TIL in 2009, scientists discovered that a single, ant mega-colony had colonized much of the world on a scale rivaled only by human civilization, including 1 super colony spanning 3,700 miles along the Mediterranean coast.", "Little do we know, Genghis Khan's immortal soul prevails in the underworld as he towers over the vast colonies of ants.", "In one of Terry Pratchett's books the War horseman of the Apocalypse has given up on convincing humans to go to war, because ants are much more brutal and the war can start and end within the comfort of War's own garden."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But the rest of the OS is slower so that's okay.", "context": ["Lawsuit seeks more than $5M from Apple for slowing older iPhones with iOS 9 upgrade", "I'm so happy I kept my iPhone 5 on iOS8.", "Congrats, yo are full of bugs and vulnerabilities, and Safari is slower on iOS 8."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Trump can't get impeached before he takes the oath.", "context": ["Donald Trump Elected President", "I want him to talk into the oval office in January and go \" your fired\" to Obama", "Yes if he's not impeached first"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's working really well isn't it?", "context": ["Impatient driver driving on the sidewalk", "What kind of stupid road is designed like that?", "Its to prevent speeding."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Huh, I thought it was usually women that stole their husbands' money.", "context": ["This is how you advertise.", "...did I just see domestic violence used to sell an ab machine?", "I think he was a thief, not her husband as evidenced by the purse snatching."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well maybe you should HURRY THE HELL UP", "context": ["115 hours in, and I finally did something remotely intelligent", "I always remind people in casual, especially new players that they have a second drone and there's no shame in taking your time when you don't know where the enemy is.", "In a 5v1 where I was droning with 2 minutes still on the timer my team kicked me after killing 2 enemies and moving onto my unsuspecting 3rd."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "She just obviously hasn't had good hetero sex yet", "context": ["Candle Salad", "I wonder how many guys got angry at the last part", "To those guys that got angry at the last part let me explain the joke to you: THE JOKE IS: ELLEN IS A LESBIAN AND BECAUSE SHE IS A LESBIAN SHE DOESN'T LIKE THE D. You're welcome."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah because that's worked for all those other drugs.", "context": ["TIL 25% of all Russian men die before they reach their mid-50s, mainly due to vodka.", "After reading all the jokes and having a couple laughs, I realize that this is actually really sad and I wonder what the real solution is.", "if society would stop glorifying alcohol and making it seem like a harmless fun substance that everybody uses instead of a serious drug, that would help"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But cigarettes are so expansive, man.", "context": ["Want these photos inside 7-Eleven being looted in Baltimore to be seen", "They all look so proud of themselves too :/", "committing a crime, hurting the community, hurting the efforts of the peaceful protesters...for chips and beef jerky."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Good thing I chose to be born an able bodied straight white man in America.", "context": ["White History in a nutshell.", "Apparently someone has never touched a history book in their miserable life.", "Learning history is ableist, shitlord."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because it still kinda hurts Even if your brain is lying.", "context": ["Let us never forget that Harry Potter straight up punched a wizard in the middle of the Ministry of Magic", "He was using somebody else's fist, so did Harry really punch anyone?", "How can our punches be real if our fists aren't real?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Aw you poor little dear, having to wait like everyone else.", "context": ["I feel great about this.", "PROTIP: In some jurisdictions you can be jailed for entering the ladies room public facility if you are male.", "Is there a law about us ladies who use the mens washroom from time to time... less traffic in there.. and men tend to not linger."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "When did physics actually ever matter in Rocket League?", "context": ["Bone Shaker with parallax", "Does the boost come out the back, or the side exhausts?", "If it came out the sides it wouldn't boost the car forward."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Gambling is a sin, go to Confession or face hell", "context": ["Man executed last night in Arkansas chose Communion for his last meal", "I pray that this man is in heaven.", "I do too, but as a gambling man, my money is on a stint in purgatory."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "T13 maps rarer than Brittle Emperor", "context": ["Just realised why the Dried Lake is dry The Aqueduct diverts the water coming off Highgate Mountain to Sarn instead of into the lake.", "It's from all the salt generated by people wondering where their Brittle Emperor drops are.", "Lol, I've actually genuinely forgot it's existence until I've read you, since I've never seen one in hundreds of runs.", "It drops a lot more in wasteland, I suggest you farm there."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The same year that Norway started hunting their cats and dogs", "context": ["This Tweet Didn't Age Well", "It's almost unfathomable how 76% of the population could drop to that level of poverty in a once growing and developing nation, one with the largest natural reserves of a highly valuable commodity.", "The Saudis started flooding the oil market."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh come on, look how well training and arming the Taliban and al Queda to fight the Soviets turned out for us.", "context": ["On PBS FRONTLINE Last Night: \"It appears the Obama administration is now allowing select groups of rebels to receive U.S.-made anti-tank missiles, known as TOWs.\"", "I wonder if this will somehow come back to bite us in 20 years.", "If our history of arming ~~terrorists~~ \"rebels\" is any indicator, it's almost guaranteed."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "To be fair, after a long, frustrating day at work where I feel like I totally failed at everything, at least I can look back and go \"good job man, you didn't rape anyone.\"", "context": ["This Republican politician allegedly told a woman 'I no longer have to be PC' before grabbing her crotch", "TIL \"Politically Correct\" means \"Don't sexually assault women\".", "Every night before I go to bed I pat myself on the back because I didn't sexually assault anyone that day"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because everything that is government-owned is terrible, when funded", "context": ["We may never get Google Fiber regardless of what happens with AT&T and Comcast", "If we embraced government-ownership instead of the \"free-market\" this wouldn't be an issue.", "Then everyone could have shitty Internet!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because college degrees are all just worthless.", "context": ["As someone who got kicked out of my university for poor grades, even though I was a straight A student in high school", "and just what jobs should these high school graduates have the pleasure of just automatically getting right out of high school?", "The same kinda of service job they can look forward to working in after they graduate from college."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ouch not thanks back at ya!", "context": ["Pink,lime,FG,White loopers offers", "Tactitian purple ara plus crimson, purple, sky blue cat ears for FG loops?", "Not thanks"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Our gay marriage legalization is finally coming home to roost.", "context": ["Latest Massachusetts Weekend Forecast", "So this is it..the snow will keep falling until all of us are buried underneath it.", "and on the 10th day.. god said \"Fuck you Massachusetts\" and proceeded to bury them alive"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "but brooo you need to pretend you never get upset ever because weed is magical cure to anger", "context": ["First time rolling or another \"What $50 gets me here post\"", "\"Can anyone tell me what strain this is?\"", "Those posts get me so irrationally upset."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but who wants to hang out with a bunch of inbred Americans", "context": ["The Melbourne Cup - Australia's most prestigious horse race", "Looks like I'm booking a trip to the Melbourne Cup next year.", "For the American experience check out the Kentucky derby or Carolina cup."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah man black people should totally accept to be called \"rapists\", \"gangsters\", and \"toughs\", after all it's just a stereotype!", "context": ["Christmas Sales", "The Jewish people I know are well aware of the stereotype and use it for cleverness and comedic effect all the time.", "I wish black people were this cool about stereotypes"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If they're doing reshoots then it must be terrible", "context": ["Star Wars VIII Has Wrapped Shooting!", "i feel like i've seen this posted like 3 separate times in the last month and a half", "It's re-re-wrapping the re-re-shoots."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Finally playing him on the wing!", "context": ["Babcock says Kapanen will play tomorrow, Andersen got \"bumped\" and is officially day to day", "Is this really kasperi hapanen?", "Nope, it's a typo and they're bringing back Kaberle."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But Irongrad was supposed to be a meme!", "context": ["The Cul.. I mean Church of Bonkill Join today and worship the god bonkill.", "just when i thought irongrad was the ultimate shitposter looks like minoa's gonna end up in the guinness book of world records", "Sheesh, I go offline for 2 days and this happens?", "Minoa is a meme."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hmm.... I smell a road trip brewing.", "context": ["Tucker Hibbert's private track", "If a friend was wondering if he could ride it, where would it be?", "Very remote northern Minnesota."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "but I thought the east was inefficient and a net drag on the country thanks to all the subsidized coalmines", "context": ["GDP growth in Europe for 2014", "Ukraine :(", "wow", "Losing roughly 1/10th of territory, several million people and the entire coal industry in one year doesn't help, even without the additional expenses on military."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "bro, disini kaum milenial semua... playlist lagunya kudu diupdate", "context": ["\"hidup itu tidak hanya sekedar karir atau uang\"", "This is gold... Lbh enak nangis di mobil mercedes drpd nangis di mobil avanza", "Lebih greget nangis di motor waktu hujan.", "Hujan yg rintik rintik.. Diawal bulan ituu"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, all those people pretending to be dead in the morgues.", "context": ["The Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt faking dramatic pictures", "This happened a couple of weeks ago, way before the actual massacre.", "Doesn't change the fact that they are trying to manipulate the perception of whats going on over there."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Actually it was just bad Lsd", "context": ["Half a shark washed up on the shore", "I want to see what ate the other half.", "Dude was high on bath salts and ate himself."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And they live in or around Vermont", "context": ["New poll shows Sanders strong lead among Asian Americans (with big populations in NY, MD, and CA)", "But CNN told me that only white millennials are feeling the Bern.", "Asian Americans are also white and they are all millennials like all the people in Alaska and Hawaii."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Sweet can't wait to run into him", "context": ["Is this the guy everyone talks about?", "Does he play PS4, Xbox, or Pc", "Xbox"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I came here to say that!", "context": ["Youtube should have a tip button on music videos so you can tip like 25 cents~ to verified artists that share their music on the site.", "If reddit has taught me anything, the site would be full of comments like \"Incredible song, I'd tip you if I could afford it :(\"", "Quality comment, I'd give you gold if I wasn't broke :("]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ain't no karma in that now is there!", "context": ["One of the best promposals ever", "I was never this clever.", "Back in the day we just asked the other person."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, Hearthstone is such a shitty game", "context": ["Nintendo's First Smartphone Games Will All Be Free", "Free to play is not the same as free", "Pay 2 Win aka Freemium games.", "Free-to-play, Pay2Win, and Freemium are not synonymous terms.", "If it's on a phone and free to play it's almost certainly awful."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So the number of attacks is increasing rapidly.", "context": ["#CALLBRUSSELS", "Even with todays attacks I as well as the majority of the world don't view Brussels as a warzone.", "Warzone not at all but still a place with high danger of attack", "first terrorist attack in many decades... but whatever"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If something makes me feel my feels its cringe duh!", "context": ["That guy's really good at counter strike", "instant 1-bulleted cringe", "I don't think you understand the definition of cringe."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Then they'll need to import poachers", "context": ["Australian Rhino Project moving rhinoceros from Africa to protect against poaching - The first of up to 80 rhinoceros are on track to come to Australia this year as part of a world-first plan to ensure their survival", "Great project...Hoping for a successful implementation.", "Any chance that they would be an invasive species :v"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, when people say someone sacrificed their life for their country, they totally mean some sort of superstitious ritual", "context": ["A monument to lab rats killed in experiments.", "Sacrificed really is the better term.", "Sacrificed implies they died for superstitious reasons that weren't scientific, to me anyway; I'm not lessening their deaths, but they did serve a great purpose, hopefully"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't you dare put cola in your Crown Royal heathen.", "context": ["My friend's fiance is not adjusting well to her money saving tactics.", "RC is where it is at", "Royal Crown Cola with Crown Royal"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Damn 4Chan he never leaves people alone", "context": ["Someone at ESPN copy & pasted the wrong link", "I'm just here waiting for the \"it was a hacker\" explanation.", "4chan strikes again!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "no silly, only brown people can be terrorists.", "context": ["French teacher invented school attack", "Demanding a trial for this incident", "Is there a specific law for this in France?", "he used violence to inspire terror, he's a terrorist."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well, yeah, guys like that stuff so it's ok.", "context": ["oh, no, the patriarchy exploited My Little Pony!", "Because fangirls never latch onto boy's shows and draw all the attractive male characters boning each other like gay rabbits.", "But when 30 year old women say they want to sleep with an underage pop star that's considered \"cute\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The glorious British Empire, bringing Civilisation to a colonial backwater near you", "context": ["Donald Trump branded a 'fool', 'buffoon' and 'wazzock' by British MPs", "I think it's time we introduced America to some \"Civilisation\"", "Who is \"we\" exactly?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hey don't mess with the elite you damn socialist.", "context": ["Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet", "I think it's depressing to remember that, due to this money coming from taxes, the good people of cleveland are basically paying to torture a citizen.", "They.could bill the cops and garnjsh their wages"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, only cops are bad, all cops, all are the same.", "context": ["Seattle Police release dash cam footage of officer involved shooting at Kerry Park.", "SPD are always so quick and efficient to show that they did right but whenever they do wrong the majority of the time they are silent.", "Replace \"SPD\" with \"any institution\" or people in general and I think you've got the right idea."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh darn I totally didn't notice that", "context": ["A lifehacks review", "Keep promoting that Wenzel camp grill haha -William Wenzel (yes... That's my name, and that's my family)", "I'm a big fan of your pretzels", "....wetzel."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I heard they're making a car that will disrupt the entire car market so hard no one will know what to do Kind of", "context": ["Apple is said to be extending iPhone refreshes to once every three years", "Unfortunately I see the stock dropping because of this.", "If this turns out to be true, it will be very bad for Apple, for a couple reasons: * It signals that the market it slowing down * It's a sign that innovation at Apple is slowing * Apple doesn't seem to have a plan for how to make money other than churning out new phones"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Organic tobacco gives you organic cancer, which means I have nothing to worry about.", "context": ["Thank goodness I'm not a pregnant woman!", "Wait, cigarettes can be dangerous?", "Try american spirits they're all natural therefore good for you."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's a good thing we are placing this virus on a high altitude flight where it will be bombarded with many times more radiation than at the surface of the planet.", "context": ["Two Ebola patients are being transferred to the US from Liberia", "the longer this virus remains, the closer it gets to mutating, virus facts.", "Except this strain has existed for more than 30 years with very little change, from what I understand, it's actually less deadly now than it usually is."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "reverse psychology not working, still going to non cannon bloodvelds in nieves cave", "context": ["Hello friends that do not cannon velds, oh look whats that in my inv an ancient shard wow doing velds down here is good", "Wow I will definitely do my tasks without a cannon in here from now on thank you scott", "No problem friend did you also know its better xp/hr as you wont get crashed by those pesky cannoners and the bloodvelds have better alchable drops?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, forget the live audience, she should consider all the viewers of compressed gifs.", "context": ["Jumping rope", "I recognize the talent; that doesn't mean it didn't look ridiculous.", "She seemed to be just whipping it all over the place, too fast to really appreciate.", "She should use a darker jump rope so people can actually see it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You mean driving down a dirt road and tossing it in to the woods isn't the proper thing to do?", "context": ["Curbside Give Away Weekend - June 4&5/2016", "Maybe this year will be the year that someone takes my old CRT TV!", "Just take it to Enviro Depot."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That must be why humans get along so poorly with cats and dogs.", "context": ["\"Wonder if that animal call worked...\"", "I love how they both get scared", "Predators don't work well together."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Snopes said it, so it must be true.", "context": ["BLM leader seems to have made interesting comments on the video with kidnap/torture of white", "Looking at this Twitter account I think that tweet might be faked", "Snopes ID'ed it as fake"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Obama would never interfere in an election that's putins job.", "context": ["France is fed up with Trump's 'repeated attacks' to weaken Europe", "Pretty sure the Brits voted to leave the EU without Trump's endorsement.", "While remain had Obama's endorment"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "who needs to read the article when we can just misread the title", "context": ["TIL Rick Astley has only earned $12 in royalties from the 'RickRoll' meme", "I thought it said 12 million and I was like \"that's a metric fuckton of money\" And then I reread and I felt bad.", "I did the same thing, I didn't notice it was only 12 bucks until I read your comment."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Thanks Trump, you say you'll make America great again but now we have coloreds in our oscars", "context": ["The Full List of the 2017 Oscar Nominees", "We're living in a world where Passengers has more Oscar noms than Silence", "Thanks Trump", "Who do we thank for the big increase in diversity over last year's class?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, nothing to do with the insane cost of living", "context": ["Annual Wages of Firefighters in the United States", "I'd like to see something like this adjusted for cost of living", "And how does NYC skew the numbers against the rest of New York state", "Unions!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Heretic the Bear says,\"Only you can prevent burning bushes from becoming inescapable traditions.\"", "context": ["Marijuana is officially legal in Oregon", "Is this gonna be like gay marriage?", "Let's hope this moves a little quicker and God isn't involved this time.", "People will always find a way to involve God if it helps their cause."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I can't wait for everyone to come out of the wood work complaining about it when the Democrats become the obstructionists next year.", "context": ["On its way out, Obama administration moves to slam the door shut on Arctic drilling", "why is he doing all this stuff just now?", "If he exercised too much power earlier, it would've resulted in more resistance from the Congress, I'm guessing.", "I don't think you could possibly have had a more obstructionist congress these last few years", "The president can't just do whatever he wants, Congress makes the laws.", "If congress ever did there job they would be making laws."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No where near F.O.O.L & PYLOT though.", "context": ["Varien receives bullshit collab list, confirms one of them is actually happening", "and here i am still waiting on that varien x halo nova collab", "twothirds x lvther would be cool too", "DotEXE x Summer Was Fun tho.", "What about F.O.O.L and Falcon Funk?", "Not as cool as TVDS & Atmozfears imo"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because Islam is a plague and I believe nobody should follow it because it doesn't align with my petty western values!", "context": ["Ramadan: The Chinese government has banned civil servants, students and children from taking part in fasting.", "China, quickly becoming the common sense country of the world.", "How so?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because he's a movie critic, if it ain't a black and white foreign silent film about two people discussing their everyday life for 4+ hours, get ready for a long winded review on how bad the movie is.", "context": ["The movie Snowden should be leaked online before it gets released in theaters.", "Citizenfour was made available publicly, y'know, the actually good Snowden movie", "How do you know this movie won't be good?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "wait... I think you mesed up that link", "context": ["The Irony... It Hurts", "This quote just happens to be the VERY NEXT LINE after \"and no religion too\".", "thatsthejoke.jpg"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "no you got this wrong, merc loosing on purpose so the V6 engines do not get changed, ultimate sandbagging", "context": ["Mercedes W08 five kilograms above minimum weight", "Literal sandbags.", "Best thing about Ferrari winning WDC is that this meme will die"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, they really should have used a zip tie.", "context": ["Workplace Fire Extinguisher", "This is okay... Just a seal...", "I think it breaks quite easily, right?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's not nice to refer to your child as \"it.\"", "context": ["Baby tasting homemade tea for the first time", "Poor baby :(", "As I sit here with my 1 year old....well, it *was* unexpected."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We took their land for this rock, so we can do what the hell we like with it.", "context": ["So I went to the Outback and snapped this photo of Uluru.", "I hope you payed the $50 upkeep fee, since you didn't respect the no photograph requests.", "It belongs to all of us."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If you're not writing word documents in a hex editor, you're way behind the curve.", "context": ["Vim GIFs", "Emacs is better", "Vim lacks everything, it's legacy is nothing but a history of RSI cases"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Good thing mine came with an otter box", "context": ["Sexy pic NSFW", "I hate the iPhone cases that have that small circle so you can see the apple logo, so stupid", "But how else is everyone going to see you're into expensive, trendy brands?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Apologies sir, I'll get the RT for you.", "context": ["The MH17 site is being stripped by looters", "Any other source than the NY Daily News?", "Just heard on CNN that clothing is being removed from bodies.", "Still not a reliable source."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Your whole outlook on life changes once you get a cat.", "context": ["He lasted a whole 4 days.", "I don't understand players randomly saying ''I will quit'' or something like that.", "he wanted to quit because he got a cat and cat didn't want him to play... \"cats\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Just have someone else do it", "context": ["Perfect solution to showering alone in the sink", "*A certain level of skill will be required to successfully execute this task.", "Getting it on his back like that was the real challenge"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Then there's only one other option: Jessica is HER mom.", "context": ["Janet McTeer Cast In Season 2 of Jessica Jones", "I'm guessing that's her mom.", "We already saw her mom."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well, you don't have to go, seems like nobody invited you", "context": ["It turns out I have my own army of people who plan house parties for me without my input", "Nice", "Not really, I had no intention of partying this weekend and I don't really like the people who tried this crap."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Egual rights means being forced to die in combat like the men have always done.", "context": ["Star Wars Battlefront will have playable women Stormtroopers", "At least the feminists won't have a spaz about this game being sexist", "But they still will, because now we can *kill* female stormtroopers!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because \"every\" of course means \"console\".", "context": ["you can now play every single zelda game on wii u officially", "and of course I mean home console releases", "Why would that be \"of course\"?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "There were Guntanks in 08th MS Team?", "context": ["Gundamu!", "Guntank died 0/10", "you must have hated the 08th ms team"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I already have one bigger than yours.", "context": ["Time to get out of your comfort zone.", "This hurts me.", "maybe its because you need a fuel pump"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Mark Sanchez #1 what you mean", "context": ["Joe Montana and more invest in Cloud9", "2nd best QB of all time, pretty dope.", "Brady #1 right?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "There's no way they went IN to the engine.", "context": ["Just got a subaru with a turbo issue, found the problem", "Congratulations, you now have FOD issues!", "Fod?", "Those pieces of the turbo went somewhere."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "so he is black and mexican", "context": ["Dunkey - Worst Hanzo Ever", "I feel like he's trying to tell us something.", "When you edit your kills together you can make it look like you're good", "Dunkey is actually pretty decent tho.", "only because he's black, that's why I don't watch his videos no more.", "If you watched his 500k face reveal you would know that hes actually of Puerto Rican descent"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "you just called him a him", "context": ["Ballet Lessons", "wheres freddy He should be stumbling with one leg in the air", "I think this is for ladies only, so Funtime Freddy wasn't invited.", "did you just assume his gender"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Idk man a character that can revive her entire team and recharge that ult in seconds should be able to mow down a couple guys by herself", "context": ["Battle Mercy saves the day", "If you ask me, Mercy deserves some SMG instead of that pistol, and not because she's a \"weak\" character, just because she's a priority for enemies.", "Super true, doesn't even matter how fast I am switching to the pistol... by the time I get off 5 shots I am dead.", "Almost like a dedicated healer should have a team around them to take care of threats"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This sub wants bannon fired too, gotta get rid of the alt-right even if you take the party down with it", "context": ["Pence removing lobbyists from Trump transition team", "Liberals despise men like Pence, because they can't get them to flip-flop on their views with twitter or a picket line of purple haired ham planets.", "I mean look at them trying to shame Bannon into Trump firing him, and they get more and more enraged when Trump just ignores the Press whining."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh okay, but if it was the black bear driving away then it'd be killed.", "context": ["You guys mind if I borrow this?", "If a bear is about to wreck your mirror, why don't you try to scare it to take off?", "Maybe start to drive away?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Did you see that Jay-Z concert tho?", "context": ["Election reaction on CNN.", "MRW media and candidates try to tell me how to vote.", "MRW media and ~~candidates~~ celebrities try to tell me how to vote."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You don't have an alt for that?", "context": ["dat feel when logibros land on grid at the last moment", "Do you need somebody to teach you how to use Paint?", "implying i was the one to make that picture because its totaly possible to lock myself and rep mysef"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "wow... I... How dare he... Time to start the witch hunt of all witch hunts.", "context": ["Hitman's face after his first win in WCS!", "glad he lost, the bm was real in the first game", "What BM?", "he didn't glhf back"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "At least we got The Interview!", "context": ["I hope its a PS4", "good thing you didnt get a PS4, PSN its been down by ddos attacks today, i moved away from family some years ago, would rather have the dog right now", "It seems like xbox live is also down, On christmas day :("]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's not slavery if you pay them any amount!", "context": ["Vegan finds out his Pizza contains cheese, loses his superpowers.", "Why would you throw the iPhone though.", "Cries over cheese, smashes phone made by basically legal slave labour."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And we all know that Trump is incapable of doing anything without Obama's prior endorsement", "context": ["Two transgender Pakistanis tortured to death in Saudi Arabia", "And yet we don't include Saudi Arabia in the travel ban.", "Obama administration chose the countries in 2015 based on highest risk."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, because nothing hard is worth doing", "context": ["10th anniversary today, thought we'd capture the romance.", "The look on her face is a perfect summary of why I don't want kids.", "Why would I want to put myself through that?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "before this thread I always thought that every person who uploads on youtube everyday and makes really good quality content had super rich parents paying all of their bills and were doing it completely for free!", "context": ["My heart is pounding and i'm still trying to figure out how it happened", "I am guessing you have a popular Youtube video or channel that you forgot you monetized.", "TIL you can make money off youtube videos."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I can't believe this guy got assassinated", "context": ["JFK speaking in Appalachia in 1960", "A young man with a gun to his mouth", "I think that's a cap gun, not sure tho"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's not your culture so it must be forced ... Obviously", "context": ["TIL that there a small sect of ultra-Orthodox Judaism where women choose wear the burqa.", "\"Choose\"", "yeah, exactly"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "right, who the hell thought it was a good idea to keep the weaker ones alive?", "context": ["These girls are 13.", "Let Darwin take them when they are ready", "I don't know, natural selection doesn't seem to be working properly"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Now THAT would take of the population explosion", "context": ["Trekkers celebrating New Year thrashed, stripped by 'bhakts' at Lonavala fort", "Can't ignore completely when some people say India's becoming Taliban just beheadings are left to do otherwise it is no less than that.", "'*Let's throw the baby with the bath water*'."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, the d-pad is great for fighters like SF and 2d platformers and the c-stick is the best for fps", "context": ["Make this happen for smash bros Nintendo!", "Why won't you people accept that controllers change?", "Because this is probably one of the best controllers ever made."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So smart, you'll prosper in the next BJP govt.", "context": ["The Coming Collapse of India's Communists - Voters in the world's largest democracy may finally be ridding it of an ideology that helped keep India backward.", "Don't call them India's Communists -- they are anti India, anti progress", "Anyone who isn't for BJP is anti India."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What, how could letting mentally ill people get weapons possibly be a bad idea?", "context": ["Active Shooter Reported at Oregon College", "How much you wanna bet it comes out that the shooter had untreated mental health problems.", "And easy access to weapons capable of causing large numbers of casualties quickly."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "those are clearly fake crossfit plates", "context": ["Yury Belkin 370kg x 3 on a stiff bar", "Fake and gay", "You say this because?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ugh we get it you vape.", "context": ["TIL that the airheads white mystery flavor is just the leftover flavorings that couldn't make a full batch", "It's the best flavor though", "Makes a great e-juice."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The population might have been genetically modified to be passive?", "context": ["Congress Drops All Pretense: Quietly Turns CISA Into A Full On Surveillance Bill", "so is this bad news or bad bad news?", "It's \"why hasn't America revolted yet\" bad"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I think Paragus was pretty good.", "context": ["Role models", "Besides the point, Goku is the absolute shit.", "Piccolo's a better dad though."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Its EA and EA sucks XDDDDDDD", "context": ["HAHA ORIGIN SUCKS GUYS, KARMA PLEASE?", "Origin is far from perfect but at least it has free games...", "Except for not having a lot of games, what is bad about origin?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I told you the green guy was called Zelda!", "context": ["TIL Link is bald and canon don't real", "So what I'm trying to say here, is Link is like 1000000% gay.", "Or a woman"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I guess us Americans are just more civilized.", "context": ["Guy gets turned into a fish bowl", "Why isn't the guy that the water was being dropped on sitting in the tub?", "More importantly, why dont Americans have floor drains?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But that would be too hard", "context": ["To all of my Facebook friends that also love The Walking Dead", "Just don't go on Facebook until you've seen it..?", "It's hard because I work at 4 am everyday and don't always watch it immediately", "Just don't go on Facebook until you get home then..?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's fine, just write the software, easy fix.", "context": ["F-35 vs F-16 BFM Full Report", "Sounds like software limits are holding back the maneuverability of the airframe.", "Dude 90% of people aren't going understand how important software loads are to modern combat aircraft, so its just going to sound like an excuse to them."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "wotlk coming after tbc and legion is like tbc.", "context": ["Naxx on the broken isles?", "Theres been hints all over the place that the next xpac is going to be Lich King related.", "Such as?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Good thing you have FOX as the last bastion of American values... right?", "context": ["Indiana clears Planned Parenthood of wrongdoing after videos", "Can someone summarize this story?", "Liberals control the media and are determined to bury this story."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "as you can see on this flag of the Consuls, it's missing fringe which makes it an admiralty flag", "context": ["Dovin Baan", "He better look twice before crossing the street though---can't stop vehicles xD", "I've just noticed that detaining a suspect doesn't stop him from escaping in a vehicle.", "AM I BEING DETAINED?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "b but the sjws sweeping the nation and making everyone *PC*", "context": ["ASCII appropriation", "pretty sure this is a joke", "A lot of posts on this sub are obvious satire but people still seem to take them seriously.", "A lot of posts on Reddit are obvious satire but people still seem to take them seriously and formulate their entire political outlook around their opposition to them."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "actually yes it can but as long as there are dumb people willing to die for some other peoples benefit there will be war to all those who choose to fight and died, good riddance *oh no plz no downvote, my precious internet points", "context": ["But seriously thanks to all the veterans", "If nobody shows up for war, there is no war thanks vets for making war possible", "Yeah pretty much, the entire global history of human conflict can be summed up and resolved through a snarky reddit comment, basically."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "According to the Wiki, Raw Liver is an item that can appear in runs.", "context": ["PSA: The pill that Maggie now holds is always a Speed Up", "\"Lazarus bleeds more\" also makes it so once you become Lazarus II you get the anemic effect permanently without having to get hit", "If only anemic did damage", "According to the wiki it does do damage to enemies."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "As is everyone in the great state of Georgia.", "context": ["Is this Kyle on the new iv8888 video?", "Nah, looks like Jeremy to me ;)", "They do look a lot a like, they're cousins you know!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because we are obviously just all a sum of our parts.", "context": ["Men can't handle female breadwinners", "I know that I personally wouldn't feel comfortable if I earned less than my partner.", "why?", "probably a biologically-based drive/need to be a provider."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "THAT'S HETERONORMATIVE AND RAPE IGNORANT BEHAVIOR!", "context": ["Stahp!", "Stop blowing me Bitch!", "Those words have never been said by man."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm sure there would be no confusion there.", "context": ["If you have to give someone your Social Security number, subtract 1 from each number, email it, and verbally tell them to add 1 to each number.", "and hope you don't have any zeroes in it.", "9+1=0"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't you remember those three 9/11s that happened last year?", "context": ["Anti-Muslim hate groups nearly triple in US since last year, report finds", "Maybe because Muslim terrorists attacks have tripled.", "Do you have a source on that or did you just say it cause it sounds witty?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "ITS MURDA I TELLS YOU, MURDA!", "context": ["Polish women in black shut down government offices in protest at draft abortion ban", "Apropos that those advocating death wear black.", "Won't someone think of the poor blastocysts?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "How often do you think they practice 0.o you know, because pro athletes only practice once outdoors before a contest", "context": ["Cultural differences", "I wonder if all that extra clothing makes them overheat faster than the other players?", "They won't get skin cancer", "Because Humans have existed for hundreds of thousands of years across the globe, to get skin cancer so easily from being outside for a few hours."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "how do you know it isn't tobacco", "context": ["Light a blunt with a taser", "Why is this nsfw?", "They aren't too big on illegal drug usage at my office."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's quite the set of problems created by a man who hasn't slept in the white house yet", "context": ["After Trump's win, China and Mexico move to deepen ties", "Looks like it's going to be the Chinese century.", "China looking to replace the U.S while the U.S goes into seclusion licking its own wounds for trillions of dollars in failed wars and foreign policy while their middle class and low class suffers from out of control college debts, healthcare costs and stagnant wages."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "How were you guys playing BF4 on Minecraft servers?", "context": ["Server Admins, this is not OK.", "Isn't this against the ToS or something?", "Yeah, first of all this and secondly also futile, since you can just go to another server.", "It worked on minecraft up until recently."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "There's probably an app for that.", "context": ["The Internet hit close to home today.", "There is obviously a disproportionate amount of incredibly lonely people in that area.", "If I click on your username my iPhone wants to dial that number.", "Only major problem I have with the reddit iphone app, is I can't edit posts, or check on karma."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because we are a community completely opposed to stealing, reposting, and claiming things that are yours that aren't.", "context": ["TIL hedgehogs float", "Why is there a reddit watermark?", "In case le 9gag reposts it the next day.", "Why does reddit care?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No remember he was only on the team because his dad was the coach", "context": ["Altidore scores his second of the game against Nigeria.", "Bradley on point all game.", "I'm pretty sure I've seen Bradley look bad like twice ever for the national team he is super consistent."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "hey, I don't see a Playstation there", "context": ["The Emperor 200 - the ultimate computer workstation", "I don't think I'd get any work done on that workstation.", "Yeah, it's more like a PlayStation."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Defiance could use more montage time.", "context": ["\"People may not be talking about them them but Falling Skies, Continuum and Defiance are quietly leading a renaissance in small-screen sci-fi.\"", "If these are the best three Sci-Fi shows on, we are much worse off than I thought we were.", "Continuum is good, but the other two are crappy filler stuff."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because OMG I'M OFFENDED AND ENTITLED YOU CAN'T DO THAT", "context": ["My Age of Ultron experience was ruined this weekend", "If you can't afford the babysitter, you can't afford to go to the movies that night.", "Why don't theatres just ban babies?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Clearly this guy is just strongly against anti-Semites.", "context": ["Jewish student caught painting Swastikas on her own door then claiming Anti-Semitic Attack -", "She should be expelled and then executed.", "No anti semitism here."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Good thing they had hard hats and vests", "context": ["Worker drills into 11,000 volt cable", "So, double insulated tools really DO work.", "Need some rubber gloves"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah... a little cool, I guess.", "context": ["My friend's uncle received the most insane gift", "That's cool, but a lifetime pass to what?", "To any game, in any ball park he wants."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "\"Hey guys, let's make ourselves even **more** dependent on non-renewable energy sources!\"", "context": ["Meanwhile in Australia", "Good to see Australia using green energy in their cooking.", "Sadly our current government is filled with climate change skeptics and think that coal is the future, to the point they would risk destroying parts of the great barrier reef to export it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because the US and Saudi Arabia are obviously equally well-suited to integrate Sunni Arab refugees.", "context": ["Saudi Teenager Ali Mohammed al-Nimr Has Been Sentenced to Death by Crucifixion", "The head of the UN human rights panel everyone.", "Our ally against the secular devil Assad.", "takes in about as many refugees from syria as usa does too, you both have that in common :)"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Numarul de licente de alimentara dintr-un oras este limitat pentru a permite un minim profit pentru proprietarii magazinelor, astfel incat sa aiba bani pentru a intretine magazinele si sa nu ajunga mancarea spre pretul cel mai mic care sa-i duca pe toti la faliment.", "context": ["De ce se ocupa Parlamentul de suprimarea concurentei Uber: Pt ca firmele de taximetrie sunt controlate de parlamentari", "Sau pentru ca Uber sunt taximetre fara licenta.", "AAA ca iti trebuie licenta sa duci pe cineva cu masina.", "Numarul de licente dintr-un oras este limitat pentru a permite un minim de profit pentru operatori, astfel incat sa aiba bani sa intretina masinile si sa nu ajunga o cursa spre pretul cel mai mic care sa-i duca pe toti la faliment."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'll fight u over that opinion.", "context": ["Please don't", "That's me fragging myself everytime I get swiftwater", "Yeah that map is so bad."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I don't know where you're from, but 2x4's are not bananas... bananas taste much better.", "context": ["The crankshaft of a container ship.", "Where's the banana for scale?", "Its sitting on two by fours."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's just a prank bro chill out!", "context": ["Bottle rocket under ice", "This would make for a great practical joke while people are skating.", "Also it'll kill few people"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why did you say the same thing twice?", "context": ["When you don't understand symbolism in fiction... also, Neville.", "Petunia is skinny and loathsome.", "Is that thinphobia or is that totally acceptable?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The guy that said Miki is start, seems pretty reliable.", "context": ["How much does Fred the red get paid?", "Dude, I think there might be a person inside Fred the red, not too sure tho.", "Any sources on this?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I know ;) should have put", "context": ["Angel has landed", "He changed quickly!", "This is the first real picture, all the others were old :)"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because that was definitely more UK fans than the national media.", "context": ["Cuonzo Martin to be new Cal Head Coach", "Looks like Tennessee fans got what they wanted!", "I wonder if some other SEC team should take notice about what happens when you complain about a coach not living up to expectations before the tournament starts."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ctrl + f \"melbourne\" Faith in humanity restored.", "context": ["LMFAO Killed Shuffle", "I'm 27 and do not know what either of these things are.", "It's named after the city I live in (the full name is the Melbourne Shuffle) and I only know about it from reddit."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That scar on his nose made him believable.", "context": ["My Russian In-laws bought my newborn an outfit... not even remotely surprised", "Reminds me of that sniper from behind enemy lines", "Underrated movie.", "I'm sorry but Owen Wilson was not made for action films"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If you disagree with JonTron about anything you're obviously being paid off by the Clintons or something.", "context": ["Hey guys I found where Jon lives", "God damn the shills are out in force today.", "Shills?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why don't they rename the team the \"Washington Crackers\", white people are apparently 'thicker skinned' so there'll be no further issues.", "context": ["\"As a 1/12th cherokee I'm not offended\"", "I still think it's ridiculous to get that riled up about a name, but that's SAS gold right there.", "What if the team was nammed the \"Washington Negroes\"", "Well to see negro as offensive is now commonly accepted, but at some point you can't just have every group of people make up a list of words they don't like to hear."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "good thing no one likes playing ike", "context": ["What's the worst stage ever to be in Smash?", "inb4 Hanenbow", "Hanenbow is not bad.", "Its the worst stage in the game if you like playing Ike."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I hear that it's in the ballpark of 350", "context": ["EVGA's GTX 980 Ti VR Edition series now available", "Considering Pascal/Polaris are just around the corner this is literally one of the worst purchases you can make right now if VR is what you're after.", "I just wonder how much pascal is going to cost this year...The specs are insane"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yea its a good term you've coined but aren't you gonna confuse dyslexic people who will think that the adobeless don't have access to a free, user friendly pdf viewer?", "context": ["Man 'kicked pregnant Muslim woman in the stomach killing unborn twins'", "\"has no fixed abode\" That's a really nice way of saying homeless", "I'm gonna go one step further and start referring to the homeless in my area as Abodeless."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah that Krejci guy isn't such a big thing to loose", "context": ["Dougie's out indefinitely", "* \"Krejci was out for a BIG part of the season\" * \"Chara and Krug both got hurt at really inopportune times\" * \"Miller had a season ending injury\" * \"Dougie was forced to miss the most important stretch of the season\" I'm practicing my \"we didn't make playoffs\" excuses!", "One of those things is not like the others though."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I feel that is common sense!", "context": ["Have you ever seen something like this?", "that bud has more bush than asian pornstars", "Or me after not shaving for about 2 months smh", "More like 2 weeks.", "Not everybody pubes work the same, bruh..."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The atrocities of this Polish invasion that has been going on for decades are truly horrific.", "context": ["Poland refuses to take a single refugee because of 'security' fears", "When a country is forced to allow in people they do not want, that is called an invasion.", "Much like Poland has been invading more wealthy EU countries for decades right?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They're having the 7 course Alabama meal: an opossum and a six pack!", "context": ["Friday Late Morning/Lunch Thread brought to you by Moderation", "Soon my friends will be in town, and my belly will be filled with French bread and dead animal", "you're having opossum aren't you"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Try countering Bastion as Hanzo, Genji, or Widowmaker!", "context": ["How Korean Plays Widowmaker", "What part would play of the game even use for this", "Bastion's part."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You might want to move HL3 up on that list.", "context": ["Thermal Dynamics has been released!", "I sincerely apologise for the Half Life joke the other day, Great work; Will be downloading it as soon as I can", "[X] Thermal Dynamics [ ] Equivalent Exchange 3 [ ] Xycraft", "order we are going to get them: [X] Thermal Dynamics [] Equivalent Exchange [] Xycraft [] Half Life 3 We are never getting half life 3."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I know this comment wasn't meant to be racist, but obviously your 'white crayon privilege' has gotten the better of you", "context": ["Bernie Sanders driven from stage at Social Security Rally by BLM protestors", "I get that this is a social movement and not a political one, but very poor choice to protest against this man and this audience.", "These protesters aren't exactly the brightest crayons in the box"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Would you stop muddying the waters with facts please?", "context": ["Report on Trump company's Cuba dealings could affect crucial Florida vote", "I really hate Trump but the Cuban embargo was not good so: who cares?", "Law and Order candidate breaking the law is a pretty big deal.", "Breaking the law almost 20 years ago*....pretty sure in the last 6 months $hill has lied under oath and has faced zero repercussions..but what do I know"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "\"You arent allowed to complain about things because there are people less fortunate than you.\"", "context": ["I (swede guy) got a free internet speed boost from my ISP.", "This post... Is this just supposed to be a giant \"fuck you\" to Americans?", "Americans should not be complaining about their internet - Australian"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This is the first time I've seen a commercial on reddit.", "context": ["Modern Age Vs classic work", "Did I just watch a gif of an entire commercial?", "Welcome to Reddit"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Magikarp too, he's a dead fish anyway.", "context": ["Soon to Come - Pokemon Go Rio!", "Release more gens so you can add Trubbish and Garbodor", "Also a hell of a bunch of Krookodile"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They will make an exception and invite our C9 boys don't worry", "context": ["Tempo Storm win VS cloud9 reaction", "So C9 aren't going to Katowice?", "nope", "But can skt still make it to worlds?", "inc but can c9 still make it to katowice?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Im sure the law firms representing both sides will be equally skilled, staffed, and compensated too.", "context": ["Six of the largest banks in the world have been collectively fined over $4 billion by regulators for manipulating the world's foreign exchange rates", "And how many people were arrested?", "My understanding is there are trials ahead."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "As long as it's not Cummins", "context": ["Round 6 - Predictions and Discussion Thread", "**Brisbane Broncos v Sydney Roosters** Suncorp Stadium Thursday, 7:50pm", "depending on who is reffing this game will decide whether I watch it or not"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Pretty sure killing your debtor relieves your debts.", "context": ["China's thick smog arrives in Japan", "So *this* is the opening act to World War III", "Japan has very few cards in its deck.", "I'd say the US is a pretty good card.", "With our economy currently being so intertwined with China's - not really."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't judge him like that, maybe he was a very smart kid but the brain injury he suffered during the accident got him that dumb.", "context": ["Idiot who toppled rock in Goblin Valley previously filed law suit claiming debilitating injuries.", "Perhaps he has a debilitating mental handicap.", "Stupidity from birth."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No way dude it needs to have some classic Star Wars meme on it like \"I am your father\" or \"Cone to the dark side\"", "context": ["Tell me C3PO, have you ever questioned the nature of your rebellion?", "I need this as a shirt now!", "would be pretty cool should go without saying but it shouldn't have any captions/words on it the image itself is more than enough"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I can't believe you just said that... you are gonna get it!", "context": ["When I read about women not wanting to have to sign up for the draft", "Why doesn't it hurt my feelings to admit that men are more capable in combat considering they possess physical traits more suited towards high risk behaviors?", "not just physical, but women are more apt to act on emotions rather than logic"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's ok, I'm sure we couldn't have used that money on for anything better, including (or especially) our domestic problems!", "context": ["Pakistan allows Taliban to meet, choose leader: Defying warnings from Washington and the fury of Afghanistan's government, Pakistani authorities are turning a blind eye to a meeting of hundreds of Taliban supporters in Quetta.", "Keeping up a long tradition of Pakistani authorities ignoring Taliban in Quetta.", "And yet USA continues to dole out money to them", "900 million dollars this year."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hey man, I'm trying my best here!", "context": ["Norovirus outbreak strikes Carleton Place hospital", "Meh that's what the hillbillies deserve in Greaseton Place.", "Sons of lanarchy", "\"Sons of Lanarky\" gets a thousand points, but \"Greaseton Place\" is minus a million."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I watched a youtube video once on biology so I am practically a professional biologist", "context": ["Breakfast biologist", "The mold makes it look like there is an eye in the yogurt", "Are you a biologist?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well.. We might pepper spray the girl as well now.", "context": ["Dear India, what's something you've always wanted to ask the opposite sex?", "If a stranger came at you(girls) and asked you out, what will you do ?", "Pepper spray", "What if I grab you by the pussy?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You don't think the chess event would be fun with 4 randoms?", "context": ["\"Karazhan to return as a 9 boss dungeon\"", "Wait, so is this the exact same Karazhan but re-tuned for 5 level 110s?", "Well they said 9 bosses, the original dungeon had more so idk.", "The original raid only had 12 so it will only be 3 less.", "hopefully chess event less."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So terrifying, you fall into it and then.. die.", "context": ["My irrational fear of space", "The amount of gravitational pull towards those tentacles would be ridiculous.", "I could see that totally being a thing utilized in Lovecraft though."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "To keep all their glorious exclusives, why else?", "context": ["Mario Kart 8 Cemu 1.1.2b VS 1.1.1 Gameplay", "I wish this was created after the end of its cycle.", "Why?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Like that Naval Yard shooting a couple months ago?", "context": ["I don't care how politically incorrect this sounds: If you do this, you should die.", "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand they're all black.", "I wonder if a comment saying \"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's white again\" would be at the top of a thread about a school shooting."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ness is can't be high tier, because Rosalina is an unwinnable matchup", "context": ["Mario Players in a Nutshell", "Thank you!", "Have you ever considered making a Ness players in a nutshell before?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah, they are all Serbs anyway.", "context": ["Ibrahimovic accused of abusing referees in English or Italian so they can't understand insults", "How many languages does he know?", "At least 5 - Swedish, Dutch, Italian, French and English.", "And he speaks Bosnian too.", "Bosnian, Croatian, Serbian.", "That's cheating a bit, might as well throw in Montenegrin as well then"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I thought we all played this game because we hate ourselves", "context": ["Dwarf Therapist updated for 42.02", "Better title: Fortress mode is now playable on 42.02.", "*enjoyable"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "ya man, because everyone reads every single comment before posting", "context": ["This hotel might have a bug problem", "They may have been attracted to the potato the video was shot with.", "You're so lazy that you copied an earlier comment on the same post?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And he had to spend only 250 million for that one fa cup, really impressive.", "context": ["After 81 games, Klopp has the same Win/Loss Ratio as LVG had for Man Utd", "After 81 games, sources suggest no-one cares because Klopp has done well and LVG was dire", "LVG won something, don't forget that."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "\"If you do something you love, you'll never work a day in your life.\"", "context": ["Chillen' with my beautiful girlfriend", "I think it would be odd to have a porn star girlfriend.", "Sounds fun to me", "You think when they come home they want to keep working?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's almost as if specific issues garner different reactions because of the complexities of the situation.", "context": ["Ukraine crisis: EU gives Russia 48-hour deadline to return troops to barracks in Crimea", "48 Hours will pass and EU will just continue being \"Gravely Concerned\".", "I love how eurosceptics complain that the EU has too much power, but they criticize it when it doesn't have the authority to take a specific action."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't you people have street names and house #'s?", "context": ["144 year old manhole cover (1872, the year of production is cast into the top)", "Where is this?", "It's in Vienna/Austria Exact location is: 48.215508, 16.382231"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "As someone without a soul, I can login to dokkan on global right now", "context": ["When i try to link my FB account to my new phone it says 'no_method_error", "Dokkan is in maintenance/on-fire mode right now, may have issues for the next few hours until it's back up.", "Oh is it happening to you?", "Not the specific issue you're mentioning, but not a single soul can log into Dokkan right now on Global."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Dude hush man is boaty just circlejerk like the rest of us", "context": ["27 Kill Bandos solo trip", "Although this doesn't beat what I believe is a 50 kill record (I would love a video on this as I have no idea how it was done unless he prayer flicked to save prayer potions), decided to upload anyway as I was happy with it :P", "Can't woox beat this easily?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They learned from the Saturn launch.", "context": ["PS4 Release Date To Be Announced August 20th", "I find these \"announcement about a future date about an announcement about a future date\" stories kinda funny.", "If they didn't announce the announcement, there would be no reporters to cover the announcement."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but is Calvin's song as good as the OP's song which took two years and thousands of dollars to write?", "context": ["When all else fails, try litigation.", "If he isn't joking, it is actually frightening how entitled he feels over another person.", "Also, Calvin *did* write her a song, so he seems to be ignoring reality."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Is that some sort of Jewish joke?", "context": ["IT'S GAME DAY", "pls edelman don't be rusty pls edelman don't be rusty pls edelman don't be rusty pls edelman don't be rusty", "Edelman's gold, and gold doesn't rust"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm sure America supports the idea of accepting the Islamic republic of Iran.", "context": ["Obama to Palestinians: \"Accept the Jewish State\"", "Obama should've said: \"Accept a Secular Jewish State.\"", "So every other country in the Middle East can be theocratic, or at least religious, but not Israel?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Also romo would have won 89 super bowls last season with that team", "context": ["Dak losing it when the women's Mississippi State shocks Uconn", "Dak is the reason why they won", "The only reason they won was because they had an elite offensive line a great running back and good receivers"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why nerf priests when all they can do is take a strong monster from someone with no counter play which takes no skill at all?", "context": ["I think we have a bright future for Hearthstone E-sports", "That depends on blizzard.", "Well considering blizzard has already started openly balancing for bad players, I can't see blizzard being any help.", "You must play a priest lol."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Just because they call it USA doesn't mean its correct!", "context": ["\"I play soccer\"", "The \"well, the rest of the world actually calls it *football*\" starter kit.", "Just because a bunch of people do something a certain way doesn't make it the right way", "But if the people who invented it are doing it that way, it does make it the right way"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But thats part of its appeal.", "context": ["Downtown Plaza movie theater closed for major renovation", "And it's about time, that movie theater needed some major upgrades.", "It was still leaps beyond the Tower Theater"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "oh ok, he totally deserved it then", "context": ["Man says he feared for his life when anti-Trump demonstrators trashed his car", "\"i was just driving by\" after going mudding in the middle of the city, apparently.", "With American flags on."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Insinuating Kanye isn't just going to win because he's God", "context": ["Gucci Mane Encourages All Young Americans To Go Out & Vote", "Make America Wop Again", "Gucci vs Kanye 2020"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What's Titanfall 2 have to do with anything?", "context": ["Woman in hijab attacked at UL-Lafayette by man in Trump hat: police", "So begins The Great Hat Wars of 2016", "TF2 started a revolution"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So, their number one import is Obama?", "context": ["Where Each State's Most Foreign Goods Come From", "What's Hawaii's supposed to be?", "Indonesia"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Let's just cut everyone and bring the Heat back together at this point", "context": ["Vertical Sources with @ShamsCharania: Atlanta is finalizing a deal to send guard Kyle Korver to the Cleveland Cavaliers.", "Doesn't address our PG prob, but hey LeBron's sniper task force just got bigger", "I think they have a plan for PG... I'm sure LeBron knows if Mario is interested... they do text one another..."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Sorry, were deporting the Mexicans if you haven't heard", "context": ["Mexico said it will not pay for a border wall", "Living in northern Indiana, I'm more interested in a Canadian wall to keep out the wind and snow.", "Might I suggest that this wall be 700 feet tall and made of ice?", "I think there should be some watchers on the wall too.", "The obvious murderers and rapists?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, because any joke at the expense of women is sexist", "context": ["Asleep on a Plane", "Engineers would know the window has a pulldown shade.", "Isn't that the joke?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's not a third-world country yet, give it 3 more years.", "context": ["Pound breaks $1.31 as UK retail sales smash expectations post-Brexit", "Is this good?", "this mean that they are selling more because the pound is weaker", "Oh ok, so now would be a good time for a holiday in Britain?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "more choices, that imo seem worse than the 3 from revised ranger, = power creep", "context": ["Unearthed Arcana: Ranger & Rogue", "and we're right back to power creep, splat classes, and magic bloat from 3.x and 4.", "Explain that for literally any of these"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well then he deserves it for being a peasant", "context": ["So all of these are quest items and I'm stuck carrying around 155 of them for the rest of my life.", "Well, if you're on pc, you can remove them if you want.", "I'm pretty sure he's on console, note that the Pipboy is actually displaying the LT and RT next to the buttons on the bottom."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "maybe 16 is the age of consent in Sokovia", "context": ["New Details On How And When 'Spider-Man' Factors Into Civil War", "Calling it, Spidey is gonna get with Scarlet Witch.", "Hes gonna be 16 in this"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Still better than a Renault engine, amirite?", "context": ["Volkswagen chief executive Martin Winterkorn resigns", "RBR Audi... Up in smoke.", "not if you have software for that"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes because rape totally didn't happen with the US army", "context": ["Holocaust survivor salutes US soldier who liberated him from concentration camp", "God bless the men and women who helped free the captives of the concentration camps.", "A lot of them were rapey Ruskies, but what the hell, God bless them too."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But ISIS members are human beings, show some compassion.", "context": ["Saudi Arabia offers Germany 200 mosques - one for every 100 refugees who arrived last weekend", "Yeah, totally not setting up ISIS/Wahhabism recruitment camps.", "The fact so many people are completely dismissing that a good percentage of these refugees may have ISIS ties is scary."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But America went to the moon so it's aaaaaallll invalid", "context": ["GULAG", "Didn't the Soviets do everything first except land on the moon with people", "First journey to space, first orbit around the earth, first space station, first spacecraft to another planet, first satellite, first human habitation of space, first image of the far side of the moon, first space walk, first spacecraft to the moon."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "C'est chien pour tout le monde de la Beauce qui l'aime donnnnn bien beaucoup.", "context": ["Kevin O'Leary's fluency in 'jobs' not good enough for Quebecers: Bernier", "Kevin O'Leary peut aller chier.", "Idem pour Maxime Bernier, d'ailleurs."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Someone should make a movie about that.", "context": ["\"Devotion\"", "Why do people keep getting dumber?", "Because only stupid people are breeding?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, because this is definitely an isolated incident that is in no way part of a larger trend.", "context": ["Only 3 northern white rhinos left on Earth", "goodbye white rhinos, hello truth of global ecological change made by humans.", "An obscure subspecies of rhino going extinct is not global ecological change."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "City and history - doesnt add up.", "context": ["Aguero 2-4 ManC vs ManU", "His 100th goal!", "Fastest player in Manchester City's history to reach his 100th."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes clearly the Buddhists in Burma are the victims.", "context": ["Commitment", "Meanwhile in Burma, kebabs are chopped by the Buddhists.", "When your religion is so oppressive even the Buddhists hate you."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They didn't take anything the patriarchy visited them during halftime and warned them what would have if they won the game.", "context": ["The chosen one", "You gotta wonder what kind of hard stuff they were taking when they wrote that.", "Probably the same stuff the Falcons were taking at halftime"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm so glad that as someone in game development you chose to give us this information", "context": ["Ubisoft not hot-patching the elo bug is pathetic.", "It likely isn't something that can be hotfixed.", "It's already \"fixed\" im sure, they just are waiting for mid season reinforcements since they apparently want to kill their community"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "it's been out- people were just being overly sensitive and too PC because this is totally fine.", "context": ["The uncouth Roger Ailes: \"The former Fox News chief, who stepped down last week amid sexual harassment allegations, regularly makes coarse and derogatory statements about women, homosexuals, Jews and racial minorities, several sources who have met with him said.\"", "Not very surprising honestly.", "What I found surprising was how long it took for this to come out."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You mean all the emails planted by Putin on DNC email servers?", "context": ["A Surprising Number of Democrats Think Pizzagate Is True", "I hate how it got labeled as \"alt right homophobic conspiracy theory\" faster than you could say pizza related mapped handkerchief.", "And not a single msm outlet will touch that email."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "HOW DARE YOU CALL IT REASONABLE WHEN YOU'RE SPAWNING MORE SOULS INTO THIS OPPRESSIVE PLANET!", "context": ["You're transphobic if you don't want to date a transgender", "Or you could want kids someday.", "Well, that's a different reason, and a completely reasonable one."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't hate on that Spike Lee Joint", "context": ["Is 2K producing a new football game ?", "if they actually do then i see a lot of people who play career mode leaving fifa", "As long as Spike Lee doesn't write the script for it"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, because you totally pronounce Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus as \"scubba\" instead of \"scooba.\"", "context": ["TIL Imgur was created by a redditor as a gift to reddit over 5 years ago.", "How do you pronounce imgur?", "Jif.", "Ah the ol' Jraphics Interchange format."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Is there even 150 people in Iceland?", "context": ["0.0% of Icelanders under 25 believe that God created the world", "I don't believe 0% of any group believes that unfortunately", "0.0% means it could be up to 0.049% rounded off, that's an important factor here I think.", "so that means around 150 people in Iceland believe it"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hahaha driving under the influence of drugs, funny stuff right?", "context": ["Low key af", "He's gonna kill himself and innocent people.", "Or most likely go 5-10 under the speed limit and annoy some commuters"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "She can get PTSD from that", "context": ["Marine Who Sent One Classified Email May Get Much Worse Punishment Than Hillary", "The title implies Clinton received punishment...what might that have been?", "People say mean things about her on the internet."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Umm... Thetans can be empirically measured that's why they have those E-Meters.", "context": ["Y'all need Satan", "Just mentioning this, most Satanists don't actually believe in Satan.", "Oh that is kind of like Scientology which doesn't really have anything do to with science."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Cause lead is so much safer and not a neural inhibitor at all, it easily explains why the lifelong gun owners are rational sane citizens.", "context": ["Seattle to add tax on gun, ammunition sales", "I don't know why bullets aren't $5,000.00 a piece anyway.", "Because they're made of lead, not uranium."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I miss the days when you could physically and emotionally abuse your children and it would be okay.", "context": ["Whipping", "1990: Children crying 2015: Children having fun Truly a horrible change for the worst.", "i miss the days when u could beat the ptsd into your children"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, when Kessel and Ovi aren't being lazy", "context": ["Chuck Gormley on Twitter: Capitals in the market for a top line RW.", "Imagine Kessel and Ovi playing on the same line, not only it would be one of the scariest lines, but can't wait for all the people start making fun of it saying it the \"laziest line\" or the \"worse defensive line\" heck watching Don Cherry have a fit would be great", "Holy fuck, Ovi - Backstrom - Kessel would be absolutely monstrous on offence."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Child rape is not the crime that anti-semitism is.", "context": ["Aside from Affleck and Eastwood, who is the best actor turned director Dont hate me, but I think that George Clooney is a pretty good behind the camera, and yes I did see the Monuments Men", "Mel Gibson", "Agreed, dude hasn't directed a \"bad\" movie.", "Trailer for hacksaw ridge looks good, that streak might continue", "Honestly it look fantastic and has the potential to be a contender at the Oscars but I don't think the Academy will recognize him due to his past.", "And yet Polanski gets given a free ride...that's Hollywood for you"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because Trump is so warlike unlike Hillary Clinton.", "context": ["Liberals pay $33 million to stay in F-35 program, despite promise not to buy it", "Honestly if Trumps gets in the last thing we want is to buy the F35.", "Explain how Trump being g elected alters our choice of aircraft?", "When emperor Cheeto dust finds out we have a mostly unguarded border, we will probably need a plane that beats the f35, not match it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yea but those guys are done fighting for us so not that big of a deal.", "context": ["Senators move to ban use of taxpayer dollars to pay NFL teams to honor troops", "yeah how about we just honor the troops by using that money directly toward them?", "Yeah, I mean, has anyone noticed that the VA is still a smoldering wreck?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I don't know, Ken Ham did a pretty good job.", "context": ["Canadian Olympic Curling team", "What I learned from reddit today: All Canadian female Winter Olympic athletes are attractive.", "You can't argue with science."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah man, those are the people who give this city \"culture\", true New Yorkers", "context": ["The best dollar pizza in NYC", "Why are shady characters attracted to these places?", "So being poor now automatically brands one as being 'shady'?", "I meant the vagrants who hang outside and ask people for money not customers."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, wanting China to give up 1/3 of its land will surely be a great cause for stability!", "context": ["China says it firmly supports European integration process", "I am not surprised, it is very much in their interests to have a strong united Europe.", "Serious question: how so?", "China's policy is pretty much: \"Peace and stability works for us.\"", "Except when it comes to things like Tibet and the Spratly Islands."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well, It's not as if Hamilton will ever be relevant anyway.", "context": ["Hamilton retiree uses electric fence to jump-start heart", "I didn't realize Hamilton had been running that long.", "I'm from New Zealand (where Hamilton is) and even I thought that reading the title."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Got to watch out for those stray chains", "context": ["Can we talk about psychological plays For example, throwing down your 1 as nu wa and run the opposite direction and back ;)", "As Ares, I like to casually stroll into a group of enemies just to watch them scatter.", "Or pop their beads.", "You're playing against some absolute Grade A shitters if they pop beads *before* Ares even ults."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's a funny way to say internet explorer.", "context": ["Give me that #1 browser", "That doesn't look like a firefox.", "You misspelled Safari."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, don't you just hate it when other people have.. *empathy*, ugh.", "context": ["Early morning sled dog", "ITT: Sensitive kids reminding each other the dog is happy.", "This annoys you in some way?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, because each upvote means that person finds what he did totally awesome and cool.", "context": ["One dudes extreme journey through body modification", "\"Am I interesting yet?\"", "Considering the popularity of this thread, at least some people find this interesting in one way or another."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because appeasement is how you stop wars!", "context": ["Russia effectively at war with Europe: Lithuanian president.", "*Yeah* If we can not go to war with Russia, that'd be great.", "All of these idiots agitating for war are way scarier than Russia."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "She should just eat OxyContin and colonopin like a red blooded American would", "context": ["Cannabis Oil Activist Shona Banda( the woman who's son spoke up at school to DARE about his mother using cannabis oil to save her life), Now Facing Felony Charges, Speaks Out (reposting)", "Being charged with a felony for anything having to do with marijuana is absolutely obscene and archaic.", "not to mention its literally what keeps her a functioning member of society, w/o it shes in too much pain"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because *everyone* is beautiful, didn't you get the memo?", "context": ["A theory for Jake jr's messed up face", "There's nothing wrong with her face :) That's why it has never been addressed.", "Why do you think that?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hahahaha it's real funny to make jokes about rape!", "context": ["Forcillo's wife pleads for his freedom", "Whatever, they're just afraid he won't be able to get his daily cheeseburger requirement in the clink.", "I'm sure there will be more than enough of his new roommates who will be happy to put some meat between his buns for him."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What was his license plate number?", "context": ["d'Arnaud in traffic after tonight's victory", "\"Let's take this sh**\" and when I said I wanted to see some October baseball here, he replied with a \"NOVEMBER!\"", "What kinda car he whipping in?", "Toyota Tundra TRD edition"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "draw a card tho I can see some value there", "context": ["Hearthhead's Mean Streets of Gadgetzan Card Reveal: Bomb Squad", "Now this is a Purify target I can get behind.", "7 Mana 2/2, nice"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Parkey is white, he obviously won't be traded", "context": ["Marcus Smith on the trade block?", "How about we list players who won't get traded", "Cody Parkey", "He better not get traded"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Disrupting internet access, making the holocaust look like summer camp since 2016", "context": ["Disrupting Internet Access Is A Human Rights Violation, UN Says", "So kids, next time Mom and Dad threaten to take away your internet access, report them to The Hague.", "Literally a war crime."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Pretty sure they're talking about zelda", "context": ["What is a common misconception about your main?", "That she's OP, and should be banned", "They have a Bayo flair now, just so you know."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh, you'd just *love* to be able to have a two month orgasm, wouldn't you?", "context": ["Facebook delivers gold like Dominoes - \"Birthday head\" proposition", "i love the \"ugh fine\" at the end like somehow HE'S the one being inconvenienced by all this", "I think he may have rubbed one out in the course of this conversation, and that little bit at the end is his rational brain coming back online.", "That's exactly what I thought, but the rest of the conversation happens over two months.", "What are you, jealous?", "...What?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He was great in The Shawshank Redemption.", "context": ["Dozens Burned During Tony Robbins 'Motivational' Exercise", "Oh, I liked Tom Robbins.", "Why?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Maybe it's how he likes to play the game", "context": ["So this just happens when olm was at 5% after a 1.5 hour raid", "But doesn't kicking decrease the chance of getting good loot?", "Maybe he doesn't care and just likes being an asshole."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But you can see my opponents played \"OP bait decks\" and still lost... How is that even possible i thought these decks always win", "context": ["\"But RG is OP only when overlevelled...\"", "you didnt actually use the RG in the match right?", "Actually i tried to use it as much as the other cards but i have to admit he didn't do most of the damage", "Because what you just posted shows that if anything, Zap bait decks are OP, you can play them with pretty much 7 cards and still win against decks with 2 spells."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's clearly proof washboard abs are an unrealistic body ideal that no normal person can attain without exercising for hours a day.", "context": ["Magic MLM coffee gives you magic abs", "more like: before passing food baby, after passing a food baby.", "Exactly, I hate how finicky my abs can be sometimes, one second they're sharp and defined the next I'm staring at myself in the mirror asking how I let myself go even though I literally had abs an hour ago lol"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The resorts dont, just stay there.", "context": ["FWD good question", "Probably something to do with not wanting to be beheaded meema", "It's almost like they think Mexico doesn't have cartel violence."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "perhaps I should have included an", "context": ["A black labrador has been trained to sniff out bowel cancer in Japan, and with the same detection accuracy as a colonoscopy.", "This is animal cruelty, no dog wants to sniff butts all day!", "You've obviously never spent much time around dogs."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "make one entrance and a small easily covered tunnel mapdesign 101", "context": ["Rest in Peace our Beloved Companion", "I, for one, welcome not being locked out of the last control point of Dustbowl by half a dozen Demos anymore.", "because Dustbowl is a good map in the first place"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes rain would leave faze with what he's making for boosting them", "context": ["Jkaem to Mousesports confirmed.", "He sounds really sarcastic", "He sure does, but I would love to see Jkaem with another team sooner than later.", "dw he'll be on a norwegian team with rubino, rain & polly once faze splits up"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "of course thats exactly what I'm saying!", "context": ["Thousands of London banking job cuts to start next week", "freaking wake up call to the U.S if donald trump wins.", "Are you saying Trump will force the US to leave the EU?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because all the other viable candidates are much younger and more capable of running the country.", "context": ["New Bernie Sanders mural popped up in Richmond, Virginia", "God I can't wait till he goes away", "Gotta make him seem young and hip otherwise voters might remember that he's **75 years old** and get concerned about him running the country."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's what we get with them catering to US audience", "context": ["Need a Gold Sink?", "I'd pay 10 bucks to get that diablo as a skin", "It used to be in the game and then they turned him into the middle aged fatty diablo we have now."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "oh yeah, Carlos Mencia's career is huge now.", "context": ["Comedian Amy Schumer to perform in Rochester May 6", "Whose jokes will she be performing?", "The only time you hear about a comedian stealing jokes is when they are more successful with them than the creator."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Meaning have the character, but don't talk about it or address it in any real way because that might make him uncomfortable", "context": ["Kevin Feige says Marvel Cinematic Universe will have an LGBTQ character within the next decade", "Dont force it", "What do you mean?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wow, did you just assume her gender?", "context": ["The Walking Dead's Jeffrey Dean Morgan slams \"racist\" t-shirt controversy: \"People are stupid\"", "If a shirt that says \"Eeny meeny miny moe\" genuinely outrages you, you have bigger problems in life.", "Soon as I saw the individual who complained say, \"If I were black,\" I knew exactly what type of person this was.", "Fat white girl"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Glad to see that it's working so well", "context": ["I don't see a problem with it.", "What about testing those who allocate how the money is to be spent?", "I'm pretty sure they're being tested too"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I think calling her a ho might be a bit excessive", "context": ["2923: Opening Up", "Settle in folks, we're about to enter a storm of feels.", "BATTEN THE HATCHES, CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT HO!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yup, this Link is obviously the Hero of Time.", "context": ["Famitsu reveals little details about the characters in blue scarf", "It looks like this confirms the bird-like race are in fact the Rito, i've seen other articles saying the exact same thing so unless everyone is plagiarizing the same wrong source it looks like we have confirmation of BotW taking place in Adult Timeline post-WW.", "You are all retarded."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But Sideshow's already in the shed", "context": ["Ceiling Comparison", "Get back in the box, Matpat.", "Shed*"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Far Assassin Dogs Cry, is the next big hit- pre order soon", "context": ["The Witcher 3 delayed", "Ubisoft should be taking notes.", "They are busying working on assassins creed 2020,watch dogs 5,far cry 7"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Dota obviously needs Source 2 more.", "context": ["CS:GO Sound Engine \"Bug\"", "we can only hope that Source2 will fix this ( ._.)", "CS:GO is also getting ported?", "Not confirmed but it's all we can hope really"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Mobile Reddit is great for posting comments", "context": ["YOU SAID IT WOULD GIVE ME WINGS!", "Looks like he hurt his right arm.", "I mean, running into a sofa dispenser straight on with nothing but your arm as a cushion might do that.", "What kind of sofas does this machine dispense?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm sure the Palestinians agree with you", "context": ["4 year old raped and murdered in Jharkhand: Rapists gouged out her eyes, chopped off hands, mutilated body parts", "Oh India Was \"freedom\" worth it?", "You think they should have remained under British rule?", "For sure, british rule was the best thing to happen to this planet"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, look at these idiots who care about equality.", "context": ["JonTron: My Statement", "The more i scroll down in this thread, the less i see people talk about whats in this video itself.", "This thread has been heavily brigaded by sjws."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "whoa whoa whoa, lets not get crazy", "context": ["What is San Diego's path to becoming a world class city?", "A real international airport.", "Let's start with a second runway"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because it's all we can remember from watching Sideways a decade ago...", "context": ["A spiral wine cellar.", "That's not a wine cellar, that's a regular larder but for someone with a wine problem.", "That thing must be a blast to navigate when you're trying to find your 3rd bottle of Pinot Noir to open up.", "Why do Americans like pinot noir so much?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Shh, age is just a number", "context": ["Suitless Mechanica art by the official ARMS twitter", "WAIFU WAIFU WAIFU", "She's, like, 13 dude!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We should melt down the Portuguese Euro 2016 trophy and give it to a more deserving nation with a deeper roster", "context": ["Messi could be banned 2-4 games for cursing at the ref against Chile", "This could literally destroy Argentina's chances at qualifying... Can the AFA appeal?", "if one player ruins their chances... then they don't really deserve to be there in the first place?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yea they def didnt do that with Martin and Brown.", "context": ["St Louis police shoot and kill 18-year-old, reviving Ferguson tensions", "Media is currently contacting the family for a middle school picture that makes him look like a little angel.", "If you think the media seeks to make black men look innocent when they are killed you're seriously out of your mind."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because predatory pedos are the Same as anyone else", "context": ["Massive paedophile ring uncovered by police in Norway after arrest of 51 men", "51 bullets would do the trick.", "Yes, let's kill people we disagree with... sounds a bit like ISIS."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Taking joy in the death of a mass murderer, I guess you must be a terrible human being.", "context": ["Che Guevara's severed hands fingerprinted under supervision of CIA operative, Gustavo Villoldo, Bolivia, 1967", "That guy looks entirely too happy to be fingerprinting a pair of disembodied hands.", "I'd have been just as happy fingerprint Che's corpse... good riddance"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Do you know what a question mark is?", "context": ["Anon has a cool boss", "that goddamn joke never gets old", "Kind of does.", "do you know what sarcasm is."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Typica Di Maria always wants to find a pass instead of shooting.", "context": ["Messi great run vs Chile", "Great clearance by Di Maria", "I think someone in the stands called for the pass"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but, we can't have our participation rate going too high, you know.", "context": ["Budweiser and Ozzie Smith promoting petition to make MLB Opening Day a national holiday", "As much as I love baseball, I would want the Monday after the Superbowl to be a national holiday before opening day.", "Or the day we vote in national elections.", "Or just move it to Sunday like most other democracies"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Stay woke there, remember what happened last time things got posted in FB groups before they were supposed to?", "context": ["Saheeli's Artistry", "Source?", "Apparently from the guy who posted in our local FB group, WOTC launch kit mailer"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, because being worried about what's going on in front and to the sides of you and maybe not paying so much attention to what's behind you means you deserve to be hit.", "context": ["NYC Fashion Photog suing cyclist for damage to her car after she rear ends him, sending him to ICU.", "The lesson here, you entitled little bike riding nerds, is: if something is bigger and moving faster than you, just get out of the way.", "And if you don't see it coming because it's **behind** you...?", "Then you deserve to be hit because you shouldn't be riding a bike if you aren't aware of a few tons of metal speeding in your vicinity."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But then what's the point in having those penal colonies, if they can just come back!", "context": ["If the European Union Formed into a Single Country", "Would be great, but I doubt the UK would even consider joining a EU \"state\".", "I still think the UK and the settler colonies (Aus, Canada, US, NZ) need to bring the band back together.", "It would be cool if you could migrate visa free between British Colonies like you can do in European Union"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "and then you get the run around from their excellent customer service", "context": ["Comcast to offer gigabit Internet nationwide by 2018", "for the low price of $100,000.00/ month", "For the first 3 months", "After which it begins quietly rising every month, until you finally notice and call them."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah, why can't they target the gays?", "context": ["Pipe bomb left close to primary school gates in west Belfast", "Wow, how to make people hate your cause", "They target children, there is nothing British about that.", "I miss ' decent British terrorists'"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, that guy must be a Clinton supporter.", "context": ["Roanoke County loses 600+ votes for Sanders, no explanation", "It is a historically accepted fact that the votes are believed to have disappeared into the local native American population.", "Only Sanders supporters get it (higher iq)", "... IQ has nothing to do with knowing stuff."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hey just plug in a mouse", "context": ["Ascending a $100 Tablet", "Looks like it is perfect for Gnome 3.", "I've always wanted a tablet just to use Gnome 3 on it :/", "Gnome is pretty much the only DE on debian that would be good for a tablet"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But Ghosts didn't do anything right", "context": ["Remember when camouflage was actually camouflage?", "I want the ghillie suit back.", "Oh, I remember the days when Call of Duty had cool things like this rather than over-the-top, bright crap flying at you everywhere.", "That wasn't that long ago, Ghosts had Ghillie suits"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The most important thing is they will get 320 million pounds a week for NHS.", "context": ["Young voters wanted Brexit the least - and must live with it the longest", "Young voter here; voted for it, wanted it, got it.", "I'm Australian and haven't followed either side, but what are the pros for leaving?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But I thought only white people could be racist?", "context": ["Rekt.", "China is a *fucking* shithole and produces a lot of rude, selfish people.", "Extremely racist too."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yep as long as he has 30 HR's or more", "context": ["Yadier Molina was find $5,000 for pushing Jerry Meals in Game 1 of the NLDS", "I'm sure he did it the Right Way.", "Cardinals fans such as BrommCJ would defend Hitler if he played for the Cardinals."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Should've gotten a R9 390 xd", "context": ["This part of the game isn't the best.", "Gtx 970 is pret gud", "I rate it 3.5/4 huehue"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why didn't you use spellcheck lol.", "context": ["Who else is sick of this shit?", "It's spelt 'source' btw.", "every damn time there is one word i misspell ugh"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because Palestine was the first to have that land taken from them and didn't take it from the previous dwellers", "context": ["Poll: 86.5% of Israelis oppose cease-fire", "Have a rocket fired at your house and then ask yourself if you don't mind.", "Have your land stolen, your home bulldozed, and children murdered, then come back and tell us you don't mind."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You know, the Javascript Virtual Machine", "context": ["We've gone full circle", "Isn't web assembly just a varation of the JVM?", "Lmaowat."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But it had the Top Gear wing, how could it crash?", "context": ["Coming through", "That's a Koenigsegg which is also the only car The Stig ever crashed.", "Also the car with the world's fastest speeding ticket."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's worth it if it results in quality local programming.", "context": ["An Australian Mafia boss allegedly paid $2.2 million in bribes to NSW judges to get lighter jail sentences, top-secret police intelligence reports reveal.", "Theres a new series of Underbelly sorted", "*channel nine intensifying*", "\"Wogs.....crime.....tits - it's Underbelly Eleventy and this time it's in Griffith, next on Nine\"", "The Cabrian mafia one was based there too"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's the argument of the times, anyone that says bad things about the government is a crazy something or other because corruption and cronyism doesn't exist in positions of power , that's crazy talk", "context": ["Harvard Study Finally Admits Drug Prices Are High Because Govt Grants Big Pharma A Monopoly", "\"Admits\"", "Yea, I agree that it is high time for people to understand what the root cause for the price spiraling is, but phrasing sentences like paranoid republicans doesn't make our case.", "Maybe.. just maybe.. some of those paranoid Republicans are right."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We got 5 more minutes don't lose hope", "context": ["Day 2 - XBOX Daily E3", "So can someone sum up what's happening i can't watch it right now", "nothing.... Forza, Sea, color controllers.... I will never watch Xbox Daily again... I am burned every year"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I see no evidence to prove that Adam Baldwin isn't a Baldwin brother", "context": ["Adam Baldwin on Twitter: \"What hard evidence is there that Obama doesn't want ebola in America?\"", "What hard evidence is there that any of the Baldwin brothers is sane?", "Very little, but it's worth pointing out that Adam Baldwin is no relation to the Baldwin brothers (who all look like carbon-copies of each other)."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, of course slackers didn't exist before this generation.", "context": ["American Apparel issued a public apology Thursday after the company posted a stylized picture to its Tumblr page of the space shuttle Challenger disaster thinking it was fireworks.", "Since when is \"it happened before I was born\" is a legit excuse for not knowing something that significant?", "Since it became cool to sleep and slack off during history class.", "So always?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It will be a \"per publisher decision\" whether to port their year old games to a new platform or not so not all hope is lost.", "context": ["Rise of the Tomb Raider is Coming to Windows Store and Steam on January 28th", "Will the Windows Store version have Xbox achievements?", "yes", "And when they shut down the windows store in a few years, you can't play it at all anymore."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, the dad is the problem in this situation.", "context": ["Father installs his own stop signs near his house", "\"I put up some legal stop signs but illegally placed them\" Why do I think I'll probably see this guy running around dressed as Benjamin Franklin at a tea party rally in the near future?", "Entitled Suburban Dad should have been cited by the police and slapped with a hefty fine."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The Middle East has a always had such a peaceful history, damn these super powers for ruining that clean track record!", "context": ["Turkish forces shell Syrian air base captured by Kurds", "That's the problem with getting involved in land wars in the Middle East ... after a while, you don't really know who to shoot.", "Sometimes it's better not to shoot anyone.", "I don't think the people in the Middle East got that memo.", "They did, but then the global powers invaded, overthrew democratically elected governments, placed their own dictators into the seat of power and let war destabilise the region for the chance of cheap oil."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "One is completely false, and the other one is a cool Jedi school.", "context": ["Jediism is not a religion, UK ruling says.", "Jesus, i read \"judaism\" and tought, wow, here we go.", "What makes Jediism being ruled \"not a religion\" any better than Judaism?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Only a filthy commie would ask such a question.", "context": ["America shaped sunglasses", "Nothing in the shape of the greatest country in the world can be crappy.", "greatest at what ?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Gotcha, not too shabby for someone 5'10", "context": ["Rory McIlroy's Trackman Numbers with Driver - He's not human.", "Were these with the M2 he was playing with before the new year?", "No, these were with the GBB Epic as far as I know."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Mate he's Irish born and bred", "context": ["Who are the top talents under 20 years of age in England?", "Martial, Patrick Roberts, Iheanacho, Loftus-Cheek, Oxford, Joe Gomez, Brendan Galloway, Alli, Ibe, Pereira.", "Grealish too"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but *this* one is a racially pure aryan defending the reich!", "context": ["New Battlefield 1 image", "Finally, the first image with white soldier.", "There were a few before this with a white soldier."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Reddit is no place to be ashamed.", "context": ["For you, Spencer, because I know you're on Reddit!", "You had sex with each other, stop being an immature little girl.", "Come on now, Spencer.", "No, I'm a female ashamed of women like this."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Boy, a real mystery why that is!", "context": ["You guys are doing it wrong", "Not even a single strut.", "yeah it was quite stable although I couldn't stop the barrel rolls"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah I bet they like him for his personality", "context": ["Dan Bilzerian maturely responds to some accusations that people only do things with him for his money.", "the saddest thing is that it's true", "I sincerely don't believe that he isn't paying for these women."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah, it's not like they had their own special designation in the Nazi Concentration Camps or anything", "context": ["The Daily Beast celebrates that Disney is FINALLY making a movie starring a woman of color; forgets that they've been doing this since 1992.", "Everyone forgets Esmeralda", "Do Romani count as POCs?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We're working on it, you damn commies.", "context": ["TIL Google voice transcription will place a period if you say \"full stop.\"", "why not just say \"Period\"", "Why not just call Earth \"The United States Of America\"?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's just *the appearance* of corruption", "context": ["Representatives who voted for fast track have taken 91% more money from corporations backing the trade deals", "How is it legal for a person elected by the people to gain money aside from its official pay ?", "It's a free county, comrade.", "So corruption is legal in the USA?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I mean Kyle stole her house", "context": ["Kim Richards Arrested", "You know this is all Kyle's fault", "Tbh, with a sister like Kyle, I wouldn't blame her =/"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Also everyone knows the liberals only smoke the pots", "context": ["Since 2014, Marijuana Sales in Washington State Have Exceeded $1 Billion", "It's bizarre that on one end of our county, we're taxing it and in the other end we're imprisoning people.", "In the meantime, we made a billion just last year in CO and the real problem is people overdosing from pharmaceuticals...but those have lobbyists ."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "She doesn't use that socialist Obamacare thing, but she's happy that the ACA is a thing", "context": ["It's just so stupid and petty...that it's inevitable.", "The man who became president out of spite.", "My mother in law seriously voted for him \"because it would be funny\"", "When she loses her Medicaid, ask her if she's still chortling."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Of course, that's how you fix a conflict of interest - by doubling-down with a second conflict of interest!", "context": ["Wisconsin Supreme Court weighs recusal rules when campaign donors are litigants", "A much easier fix that doesn't implicate the first amendment - stop electing judges!", "Would you have the governor appoint them?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No he doesn't, he only has \"X gon give it to ya\" which debuted in the deadpool movie", "context": ["Swizz Beats shares cover for new DMX project.", "if this is self titled then i cant help but have high expectations", "Straight up bangers only, just like the album Fetty Wap", "Have you never heard a DMX album?", "People seem to be under the impression that DMX is all \"Party Up\", dude has a lot of super introspective songs"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I live in Texas what's hardcore lol", "context": ["What raves were like 20 years ago", "Go to Comfort Zone in Toronto, raving is still like this.", "I live in europe, there are still hardcore raves here but nothing close to the kind of freedom these young adults had."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But what if I've been to a planetariums does that mean I'm screwed", "context": ["Bojack taught me alot about life and how to handle it.", "And probably equally how not to handle it.", "The drugs and alcohol are fine, it's the planetariums you need to avoid."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Maybe the frequency was changing rapidly!", "context": ["MH370: Chinese search vessels discovers pulse signal in Indian Ocean", "\"Hz per second\" - I would just like to point out that the person who wrote this had zero clue about what they are talking about", "More likely: too excited to notice the blunder during proof reading."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah nice car and big bear he probably cheated bro.", "context": ["get an economic car instead?", "Yeah - biggest teddy bear in the world is not going to fix what he messed up with this lady.", "probably cheated on his woman"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He was the only player on their team that ever won something and ever will ^", "context": ["Sevilla FC's top 10 deals", "Moreno was 18 million...yeeesh", "yeaaaaah, He had a really good season at Sevilla when we got him", "Kinda funny, but was he the only player on your team that had ever won a Europa League trophy before?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Isn't there like a backstory that the 54i is taking over all water based fun areas like aquarium", "context": ["Call of Duty: Then vs Now", "I've said it before and i'll say it again, WE NEED WARZONES back as actual maps", "It's called black ops, not marines, they work behind the scenes as secret agents that the public doesn't know about, they don't fight in wars.", "Sure, i get that, but do we really need to have a water park?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I see someone knows a lot about business.", "context": ["To all of the Anti-Vaxxers", "Aren't vaccines a multi-billion dollar business now?", "I'm not really sure what the insinuation is, the profit margin on vaccines is pretty slim compared to almost any moderate-term medication or cosmetic product."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because obviously racism will go away if we pretend it never existed, and we're getting really impatient with all the black people who still haven't figured that out!", "context": ["Can we just move on?", "The only reason I become aware of black history month each year is people complaining about how we don't need black history month anymore.", "I just don't get why black history month offends redditors so much."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If parents aren't allowed to steal good jokes from their kids, I don't know what family is", "context": ["Louis CK's daughter", "If i'm not mistaken, I think that joke was told on his show at one point.", "Well, he said she didn't steal it, not that he didn't then steal it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The true merit of social welfare and quality of life", "context": ["what 4'11\" is next to 6'10\"", "150 cm vs 208 cm.", "Thanks for catering for us metric users out there.", "Us few countries that don't use freedom units", "The exclusive club of countries not being Liberia, Myanmar or the US.", "The exclusive club of countries that don't have a flag on the moon."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You write them - she's only listening to you, duh.", "context": ["What intuitively obvious mathematical statements are false?", "If a girl called Eve listens to *absolutely everything* you and your friend say to each other, then you can't tell each other secrets without Eve finding out too.", "How is this untrue?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You're right.. String him from a tree of average height!", "context": ["'Mastermind' of 1982 Jewish cafe attack in Paris arrested in Jordan: High-ranking member of Palestinian militant group, who went by name of Amjad Atta, held over lethal raid on Chez Jo Goldenberg in which six died", "String him from the highest tree.", "Seems kinda barbaric"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well yeah but Obama is literally and deliberately targeting my family by increasing insurance premiums through ACA, so how can I complain to the Geneva Convention?", "context": ["Geneva Conventions bar Donald Trump's idea of killing terrorists' families, as Rand Paul says", "What about the families of terrorists that Obama has been killing", "I think the issue is deliberate targeting rather than indiscriminate killing."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "A richer person just called in.", "context": ["When on the phone with a company and the call is being recorded, am I still being recorded when put on hold?", "911 calls do (yes, we put people on hold sometimes), not sure about other random companies", "What's a reason for putting a 911 call on hold?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No fakes allowed on this sub!", "context": ["Any love for my new pickup on here?", "Margiela replica?", "Yep"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No way, Canada is much better than that", "context": ["If elected Prime Minister, Kevin O'Leary vows to visit Canada at least 4 times per year", "People need to stop giving this guy any spotlight, even in a comedic sense", "It worked for the US, and it could here too."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, it's coming in next week's patch :)", "context": ["New runeccape boss - Max Giant", "Wait, is this real or a glitch?", "build a boss at runefest (im 99% sure it's a joke and won't be implemented)"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's real easy to get The Rock and Dwayne Johnson confused -- they're practically twins!", "context": ["Zac Efron posts the second still from Baywatch", "He tripped over a Rock", "No it's Dwayne now"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well nowadays there more more like McFeasts...", "context": ["Statistics of Ricardo Quaresma so far this season", "does MAC mean games played?", "yes , mac = match", "So the Fener and Gala matches are the Big Macs?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They could be a woman, check your privilege^^^^^", "context": ["TIL poor men prefer large breasts, while financially secure men prefer small breasts", "As long as i'm allowed to touch them I don't really care... What does that make me?", "A man."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but as soon as they're told not to rape, they'll stop.", "context": ["Guess who has the highest T level", "No one is pro-rape... What is the point of this?", "well , rapers are"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "shh... the reddit group-think has spoken, all of india is now represented by this group", "context": ["India: Petition Aims to Save Two Sisters Ordered to Be Raped by an Unelected Local Council because of Brother's Affair with a Married Woman (x-post Worldnews)", "Way to go rural India, once again making your beautiful country sound like ISIS to the rest of the world.", "dude the girl has not been raped or paraded ,this does not happen in all rural india this order was given by some illetrate self appointed crackpots called khap panchayats they are only in remote villages in 2 states UP and haryana"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Look at this tattoo artist trying to make money", "context": ["Hittin the grind so hard it kills", "What does the tear represent ?", "It represents that you murdered someone.", "Where im from you have one either if you've killed someone or someone close to you was killed, friend, brother etc.", "Solid tear is for a kill, outline for a dead homie", "Is that so you can fill it in when you get revenge?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "ya cause only americans are asshats", "context": ["TIL there is a zoo in Japan that has tiny holes in the otter enclosure allowing for people who visit the zoo to shake hands with the otters.", "Seemed like a good idea until the otter got a taste for human fingers.", "honestly, i'd be more worried about some asshole kid hurting the otter.", "This would never work in America"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We already had those 3 days of everyone being Sombra pls no", "context": ["Sombra's \"Hacking\" Highlight Intro Actually Hacks Other People's POTG", "I still feel bad for that Mei.", "Yeah what a tease, Mei POTG so rare.", "Flair checks out.", "Speaking of that, Sombra flair when?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Seriously, why do meat-eaters always try to mimic human flesh by killing animals, which is never as good, instead of just enjoying the real thing?", "context": ["Not a personal choice", "thank god I don't eat people, then.", "You're missing out"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's 2x2 tho, nobody cares about 2x2", "context": ["Brain.exe has stopped working", "I don't understand how his brain stopped working...?", "Judges, that was a DNF"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Real 'muricans don't want to learn English either.", "context": ["Tip jar in Mexico", "Way to get Americans to pay for the wall Mexico, well played.", "If the tip jar is in Mexico like the caption says, how are Americans paying for it?", "Why would it be in English then?", "Because Americans don't want to learn Spanish"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It seems you can't pass on sarcasm on reddit without a pathetic", "context": ["The robber from China", "Korean, please and thanks", "Chinese always take credit for things that dont belong to them."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "we found the reason for the ridicoulus price", "context": ["599.99 is not in the same ballpark as 350 Sorry, no thanks.", "well they have to pay for all the free ones they're giving to kickstarters somehow right?", "Almost $5 million in free Rifts, so it would seem so."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yup bullies love whip lash and sliding there own face across icey ground.", "context": ["Bully gets the dropkick of justice!", "bully gets the dropkick of justice, but bullied also gets his head crushed by justice's ass.", "The bullied kid probably would accept that pain with pleasure, knowing that the majority was used to put his tormentor into the dirt lol"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I don't think someone who doesn't use the subjunctive should be criticizing someone else's intelligence.", "context": ["They built a mirror in the jungle to see how animals would react", "That one animal washing it seemed pretty smart.", "If he was smart he'd be using paper towels."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't forget that the game has been having issues with the game!", "context": ["Grenade denied by Tachanka?", "The game has been having issues with grenades and windows, doors, and walls that were barricaded/reinforced.", "And also with netcode, hit reg, servers, stabbing, matchmaking, laggish UI, too generous lag compensation... oh man, I can continue forever!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "TIL 'the gay' can be \"caught\"", "context": ["Those leggings though.", "Young men are really aggressive and confrontational.", "they know if they aren't they might catch the gay."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's the real reason he was removed ;)", "context": ["thejims - Mindcrack Season 5 Episode 1 - 30k Subs!", "*cough* sidebar *cough*", "But... but Shree's perfect sidebar!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I watch it for the fundamentals, layups and missed 3's are awesome!", "context": ["Jack Black Sings the National Anthem at LA Sparks Game", "Too bad only like 50 people got to hear it in person.", "False: The average attendance at a Sparks game is approximately 10,000."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Choppers are not your personal taxis, sniper scum!", "context": ["Two military helicopters race a Porsche - insane piloting", "You know how badass it would be to be able to go outside, jump in your Apache helicopter gunship and go wherever you wanted?", "I'd take it straight to the top of the crane on oman"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If you all DPS'd harder, you'd take less damage!", "context": ["Things that make you disappointed in other players Healers that don't think they should be doing damage", "Healers so focused on damage that everyone dies.", "DEEPS ABOVE ALL ELSE, or so reddit tells me."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "As a historian, I wonder if Turkey might want to buy Greece.", "context": ["Jeremy Corbyn and 18 other Labour MPs call on Cameron to support debt cancellation for Greece", "I'm sure Germany, France, and Italy are going to love the Prime Minister of the UK telling the Eurozone countries to give up trying to reclaim the tens of billions they've lent to Greece.", "hundreds*"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "An apartheid state is a *great* benefit admittedly.", "context": ["Israel only country to escape proposed State Department budget cuts", "The Right Wing's favorite country - with taxpayer funded abortion, universal healthcare & decriminalized weed.", "They only like them because they also hate muslims", "Actually Israel is one of our best partners in terms of money in and benefits out."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Volunteers cleaning up all the spills and highschool students inventing pollution collecting technology for whats already in the ocean won't dent employment rates much!", "context": ["Trump to Sign Executive Orders That Enable Drilling and Mining in Previously Off-Limit Areas", "This will surely help the common man.", "But think of all the jobs!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But I won EVO like 50 times I swear.", "context": ["Gilvasunner strikes again", "I'm not sure what to feel.", "until you win a major show your elders some respect"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You're saying other people don't greet each other by threats of battery over a hat?", "context": ["Stop somewhere when you get back ;)", "How is this cringe worthy?", "maybe your day to day conversations are just super weird."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If I have to lay my hands on every last item on earth with a CPU I will find you.", "context": ["Dozens of reddit posters hound the OP for nude images of a child", "Don't worry guys, I've contacted the internet police, and they are currently backtracing everyone who posted in that thread.", "GOOD LUCK I'M BEHIND SEVEN PROXIES", "It doesn't matter how many proxies you got when you done goofed."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Got a better one I just thought of, \"Sometimes you just have to let go, and embrace what Deus Ex has become\"", "context": ["Rest in Peace, Deus Ex.", "Oh please no the tears why you do this square enix I trusted you.", "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "its actually closer to a 7850 which is cheaper.", "context": ["Watch Dogs runs at 30fps on Xbox One, PS4", "So what's the point in buying the new consoles if they can't deliver 1080p @ 60fps like my computer can?", "well your video card probably cost about the same as a ps4, so theres that", "Actually ps4 GPU is similar to GTX660, which costs only about $215"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Of course: everybody knows that cancer is just psychosomatic!", "context": ["TIL: Lap dancers earn significantly more per hour when ovulating (and most fertile) than during any other phase of their menstral cycle.", "Did I miss them curing cancer before moving on to this breakthrough research?", "You want a department of psychology to research a cure for cancer?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nope, gotta be something they dug up in Comet's basement", "context": ["Jerry Sandusky's son arrested on child sex abuse charges.", "It will be interesting to see what kind of investigation this stems from", "He was trying to groom his girlfriend's kids and they told their father."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But our military is weak and we need to spend bigly money to rebuild it or the ISIS is going to invade.", "context": ["US drops largest non-nuclear bomb on Afghanistan", "For some perspective, it is about .07% as powerful as the Hiroshima atomic bomb, and .0009% as powerful as the the largest nuke currently in the US arsenal.", "Honestly mind boggling how powerful our firepower is.", "If you spend more on military than the next eight countries combined, it's no surprise."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Then let's infringe on the second amendment.", "context": ["Public Outcry Directed At Bill De Blasio As NYC Murder Rate Shoots Up", "This is why you needed stop and frisk, just common sense", "Violation of the 4th Amendment isn't common sense."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hi, I'm from the MPAA and I'm wondering if you could provide an \"everyman\" quote for a few lawsuits we have pending?", "context": ["TIL All cellphones with cameras bought in Japan come with camera shuttle sounds that you cannot mute, largely to prevent people from taking upskirt photos of women", "Going by all the creepshots on Reddit, every phone should be like that.", "But then everyone would be complaining on reddit that the governement is censoring them", "That's not censorship."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But its being released on the 29th", "context": ["Slips & Slurs will make a VIP of Divided if he makes it on Best of 2015", "inb4 tons of more artists consistently say the same thing about one of their tracks", "Rootkit Concrete Jungle VIP"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Trump Steaks is the epitome of a great business idea", "context": ["Trump's chief strategist Steve Bannon stripped of national security council role", "Cheeto maked dubya look like a genius.", "Oh yeah Trump's so dumb he made himself a billionare and got elected President"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You are no use to society!", "context": ["Wind farm in Denmark creating fog.", "Is it creating fog or is it simply foggy out and the wind farm is creating turbulence, which is visible in the fog?", "Yes."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Jesus Navas is not that good", "context": ["Douglas Costa goal vs Hamburg (5-0)", "Black Robben!", "More like black Jesus"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "women = right and men = wrong don't you know how the world works you csi white male scum!", "context": ["Universities to launch sexual harassment, assault survey to improve policies and support services", "Let's hope they don't go down the American uni route, where people accused of wrongdoing are not afforded due process.", "Due process is protected under the American Constitution, I don't see how that is possible."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Most people I talk to only think there is a second amendment", "context": ["Pass on Pot Legalization Challenge, Feds Urge Justices", "There should be monuments posted at the borders to commemorate this moment in history when the federal government stood up against the liberty hating states of Oklahoma and Nebraska to side with the freedom loving people of Colorado over a plant.", "Some states just don't care about the 10th amendment."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't you mean an undisclosed location in Central Asia", "context": ["What smell reminds you of the Airforce?", "Black mold.", "Ayyyyyy solid Al Udeid reference."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Just curious, what modification would be necessary to make a civic RWD?", "context": ["What cars do Japanese street racers drive nowadays?", "Civic EG/EK still a lot around.", "Are these cars modified to be RWD?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Obviously he is beginning the download of the information on the Death Star, saving critical moments which eventually led to the victory of the Republic!", "context": ["Official Star Wars twitter tweeted this earlier today.", "I've searched Wookieepedia forever trying to see if there's an article for that guy or for whatever in the world he's holding.", "He's probably got his own EU novel about how he was secretly the lynchpin for the entire Rebellion."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This is reddit, we don't believe in god.", "context": ["Found someone in line at Target", "It's as if he's human", "How dare you speak so ill of our One True God?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But the top comment about someone receiving a double dose of freedom totally isn't worn out.", "context": ["Two B2 bombers just did a fly-by over our house", "Stealth my ass.", "That joke is so worn out."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Freaking Europe and trying to compact everything.", "context": ["All my damages were incurred during this parking", "Couldn't you have pulled straight past the spot and then jacked knifed it back and to the right?", "My lorry is too long... American cabs are too long, I kept scraping the wall there."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Isn't he that old, washed up guy?", "context": ["Three C's nickname idea... \"Crescent City Connection\" This works right?", "Cooks, Coleman... who's the other C?", "You seriously did not just forget Colston.", "Who?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "sole swap them with a regular 350", "context": ["So... Where's David at y'all?", "why would anybody want to wear these causally (no offense if you play football or something)", "You're not gonna wear cleats casually lmao.", "yeah but i feel like stunna boys are gonna get these for retail and think they're flexing with em lmao"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, that equipment and connections are really actually very cheap.", "context": ["Base jumper lands in rooftop pool", "I wish I was rich.", "Most BASE jumpers I know are financially poor, just live a rich life."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "lol, like north korea even has ammo for their tanks", "context": ["Tanking Progression IRL", "North Koreans confirmed as sons of Chuck Norris.", "Those are South Koreans"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah definitely not anywhere else in the world", "context": ["My friend took her dog to the vet in Dubai and this was in the waiting room", "Ugh, large cat trade in the Arab world is a big problem.", "A lot of the Arab world is just a big problem in general."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh of course, FPS, RTS, MMO are all niche markets.", "context": ["Neal Stephenson is trying to make a sword fighting video game", "Nice, but two words: Niche Market.", "Amazing how those same two words can work for, well, pretty much ANY video game."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ah, I dropped this somewhere on my way over to say this.", "context": ["Nvidia in Nintendo Switch", "So, it will cost way more than an AMD based console?", "Very sure a comparable SoC from AMD is just as expensive."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "At the rate things are going, that might not be too long.", "context": ["Wikileaks: UN calls for US to investigate torture claims revealed in leaked reports - The United Nations has called for the US to investigate whether its officials knew about alleged torture and other ill-treatment of detainees held by Iraqi security forces.", "any superpower will collapse.", "no way, the US will definitely remain #1 until the heat death of the universe."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "obviously hes doing well now he can't pitch in the playoffs though!", "context": ["Clayton Kershaw has made history even though he gave up a hit First player since 1900 to have 3 consecutive start while having the following: 10+ K's 0 BBs 0 Runs Shocking how good this man is!", "But the all star game!", "And his win total!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, because leaving the EU means the French language will disappear", "context": ["In school my French teacher, Mr Cocknose said I wouldn't achieve much in life... well, who has the last laugh now Mr Cocknose?", "Why what have you achieved?", "A sense of pride knowing that not only is Mr Cocknose out of a job cause noone aint learning French no more, but also that means my F grade in French is invalided cause no one ever needs French again, which means I got a C instead, sonow I got 2 GCSEs not one."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wouldn't the socialist version involve cutting off the tall guy's legs and stitching them on to the short guy?", "context": ["Top Political Science on Equality Disproven On IMGUR", "I remember seeing a version of this which included \"Socialists\" with the fence knocked down so that they didn't need the boxes to see the game.", "i think the socialist version would to just make it a chain link fence"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Our computers are so underpowered now!", "context": ["HyperX FURY 8GB 288-Pin DDR4 SDRAM DDR4 2133 (PC4 17000) $8.50 off with promo code 0223SMTCLL90", "It's happening, DDR4 is becoming cheaper than DDR3.", "Sad day for those of us that still have ddr3 :("]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I wasn't aware MF DOOM wasn't allowed on this subreddit?", "context": ["The most obligatory Doompost", "Can somebody explain why we're suddenly posting pictures of Doctor Doom?", "No it's easier too roll with it so we can one day post song song of MF Doom by extension than finding out why"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't you know that battlefield invent world war 1?", "context": ["Outside Kings Cross Station today", "Maybe because it's Somme Memorial Day?", "Yes, there are large events going on today in Britain and France to commemorate the first day of the Somme.", "I know, OP seems to think it's BF1 marketing or whatever"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, giving your address to a trusted vendor is exactly the same as giving it to a random reddit user", "context": ["Would anyone be interested in a secret santa?", "Give my address to a random fed online nothx kbye", "You think it's any worse than giving your address out to a random fed on the market?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He was on here a few days ago as Marshmello", "context": ["What do you think that Sonny thinks by watching this?", "I'm sure he's seen it and I'm sure he doesn't really care besides thinking that \"it's cool people care so much about my music\"", "You think hes checking this reddit?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Everybody knows Jesus is Republican, so go back to Hell from whence you came heathen Liberal", "context": ["Vice President Biden nearly had to sell his house to pay for medical treatments", "Jesus christ man.", "If Jesus Christ was actually listening to the prayers coming out of this country, maybe things wouldn't be this way."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well... You should just \"get a good job that pays good money\"", "context": ["Commonwealth sued over 'negligence' of 5yo asylum seeker who lived on Nauru", "Who does Abbott have to lock up now?", "it makes me sad we can vote him out but he will still make a living of being a former PM while i cant even get a job :( abbott is such an asshole"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't you know that was robbery and extortion by the Brazilian government?", "context": ["US Olympic Committee apologizes to city of Rio for swimmers' actions on night of alleged robbery", "Pretty sure they will regret it once they get a taste of the Brazilian justice system.", "Already paid their way out."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Thanks man for your input, it'll help me be a better redditor", "context": ["Cat (vs) Pigeon", "It looks like that cat didn't have a backup plan.", "It was a \"just backup\" plan", "I don't know what you thought you were adding to that comment, but let the record show you subtracted from it, if anything."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Is it because they all sound the same?", "context": ["What song gives you goosebumps everytime you listen to it?", "Gravedigger - Dave Matthews", "I couldn't pick just one DMB song that gives me goosebumps."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Just 15 years away, I hear!", "context": ["Britain set for first coal-free day since the industrial revolution: The UK is set to have its first ever working day without coal power generation since the industrial revolution on Friday, according to the National Grid.", "I hope the government keeps ramping up nuclear power production.", "The smart move would be to focus on ramping up renewable energy and keep nuclear as a backup.", "Or fusion power, which is unlimited.", "They... still need to build that ramp, let alone 'ramp it up'"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why don't poor people just buy more money?", "context": ["LPT: If you overdraft your bank account and get charged a fee, call your bank they will more than likely reverse it", "Unless you're like me and overdraft ALL THE TIME", "You should stop spending so much money, or start making more.", "yeah man just make more money"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You'd be surprised at the long intellectual tradition and widely varying schools of thought on clowning", "context": ["This Hoe is Making a Clown Outta Herself", "This isn't a stupid question being a clown is a profession you dumb butts.", "Also there's a huge culture around clowns, clowns aren't just \"people in clown clothes that tell jokes\", most of them come from clown schools/traditions."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Man you do just write the funniest comments", "context": ["TIL there are NO cases in recorded history of elevators simply free-falling and killing the passengers inside", "and now you jinxed it Thanks.", "Elevators are like jinx the pokemon, you gotta catch em all!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Lol the storage makes all the difference", "context": ["Damn good photo w/a cheap cell phone.", "What phone was that taken with?", "iPhone 7 Plus, 128GB storage"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Using nechrocasm on cursed thrall would double the samage!", "context": ["Necrochasm finally has a use in the court of Oryx Krughor : The Ogre you battle in the court of Oryx, has shields which can only be taken down when there is a cursed thrall explosion next to him...if you are running out of adds, the only other weapon which causes such explosions is the Necrochasm.", "I think there are actual cursed thrall there as adds - I'll shoot them with another weapon", "Yup, in addition to this you can use the Necrochasm to create similar explosions to take his shields down."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Things will be better next election cycle!", "context": ["Some half-finished Buddha-statues in a marble statue factory in Laos", "I, too, work with immovable blockheads all day long.", "Now if only we could get rid of the blockheads in Washington"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "'The Interview' was just a movie you know, OP?", "context": ["Kim Jong Un on my train today.", "99% this dude was interviewed on the WGN chicago local morning news program on 11/06 and he is a student from U of I in Champlain, IL He was wearing the same black jacket in his interview on TV when i saw it.", "Just watched the interview, I believe it's him."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "B-b-but this specific data set over a small specific and short time frame shows that global warming isn't happening.", "context": ["Record-breaking autumn temperatures points to a hotter future, environmentalists warn", "Spreadsheets in 3...2...1", "What's this about spreadsheets?", "I believe this may be in reference to the sub-reddits' very own climate pseudo-scientist, v_maet and his penchant for selectively quoting, grossly misinterpreting, and stubbornly misrepresenting climate science data."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What a clever and witty setup for that unpredictable burn.", "context": ["And the translation would be: \"I'm so sorry!\"", "Should have put panels 1 and 2 out of order.", "Yeah, there is no actual joke here, except that their language can look like a cup-ring.", "\"Yeah there is no actual joke here, except for the joke that's here.\"", "I guess I feel that only funny things are jokes."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I think you dropped your privilege, you white cis scumbag.", "context": ["TIL 53% of US cable customers would leave their current provider if they had a choice and 73% feel their cable provider engages in \"predatory practices\".", "Good thing they don't have a virtual monopoly on the service, otherwise they might actually lose customers.", "Whoa, easy there Karl Marx...reddit isn't ready for that kind of CNN Socialist Communist left wing liberal vegan white unpower sushi eating gluten free non polluting hippie yoga pants wearing militant feminist."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Remember these hardworking individuals need to have their pay doubled because they can't pay their bills.", "context": ["Good guy boss dropped this on me during our final interview.", "McDonalds would be hard to work at sober.", "When I worked at McDonald's if we did drug tests the store would had to have been shut down.", "currently working at mcdonalds and atleast 70 percent of the management staff are stoners", "maybe thats why they still work at mcdonalds"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Macklemore has respectful and intelligent lyrics, there's no way he falls under the same genre as those ignorant \"artists\" like Lil Wayne or Waka.", "context": ["No one talks about Good Guy Macklmore", "\"Rap\"", "Are you implying he isn't a rapper?", "He's more of a spoken word poet."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh, you must be on drugs.", "context": ["Columbia calls on US and Canada to decriminalize drugs", "ColOmbia", "I'm Colombian... Thank You!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You better be 26+ to be calling me Youngblood my nigga", "context": ["Faded AF driving my racecar backwards", "Faded AF ; FA dedaF", "You're really insisting on living up to your username, huh?", "Usernames are not a game Youngblood"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, no... he didn't miss, it's just that his face wasn't where his fist ended up because the face moved.", "context": ["Talk shit, get hit.", "I like watching people swing and miss.", "He didnt miss, the big guy dodged it.", "Soooo he missed...Because the other guy dodged it"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm sooo ready to quit my job for a whopping $876", "context": ["Finland plans to pay everyone in the country $876 a month", "Genuinely interested in how this turns out!", "Don't let Bernie the Socialist hear about this, he'll tell everyone to quit their jobs so he can give them free cash."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well, there are probably more germans in the US than germany!", "context": ["\"I am American, and it is beef bourguignon, because we you saved you from the absolute hell of eating schnitzel and sauerkraut as your national dishes.\"", "Funny thing is that France consumes way more Sauerkraut per person anyway than Germany.", "Even the US consumes more Sauerkraut per capita compared to Germany."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "lol yeah he can do it against 5-6th best team in the world, but can he do it against a good team?", "context": ["Esca finally pull through for his team", "Honestly, if Esca plays like this consistently, I could see LH winning this *easily*", "I mean he can do this vs Kungdoo, but I don't see him doing it vs a team with legit DPS."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah and I guess your body is where they put all the autism from the shots too", "context": ["At Canadian Blood Services so at least there is medical staff present.", "what is that?", "It's where they put all the mercury in the immunization shots"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It is impossible to get robbed in Canada amirite?", "context": ["Man apparently killed due to carjacking suspects unable to drive manual transmission", "Aaannnd this is why I conceal carry.", "And this is why I Canada"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well Wenger did fund the development of the goal line technology", "context": ["Jose Mourinho refusing to speak with the media at Upton Park after Chelsea's West Ham loss.", "Dammit Jose, I wanted to see you say that the goal line technology was afraid to give decisions to Chelsea.", "Personally, I wanted to see him find a way to blame it on Wenger."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "60FPS is twice as fast as 30FPS thus making it shorter.", "context": ["Grand Theft Auto V - 60 Frames-Per-Second PC Trailer", "Honestly, the trailer was a little dissapointing.", "60FPS was nice, but damn the trailer was too short."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "How can that be possible if the Earth is only 5000 years old?", "context": ["Saw a smile patch of flowers growing perfectly fine underwater.", "Consume it and you will be able to breathe underwater for 15 mins.", "In all seriousness those are valuable... they represent a flood tolerant strain of that species.", "Ah ha I knew Noah's ark was real", "... how do else do you explain the high water marks in canyons?", "Erosion that happened over millions of years?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yes, they are rounding them up and executing them in their thousands.", "context": ["Modern Language Association Moves to Reject Academic Boycott of Israel", "Can anyone explain why we are trying isolate Israel?", "Apartheid and genocide of the Palestinians."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "ITT: Your opinion vs everyone else who is clearly wrong.", "context": ["PM: I'm outraged and deeply saddened by the news that so many have been killed and injured in terrorist attacks targeting the people of Brussels.", "Oh good, another pointless Reddit debate about the Muslim religion and immigration and refugees that goes nowhere.", "It always goes to the same place really, people getting upset over all the problems Islam is causing, and do gooders plugging their ears and saying this is not Islam."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well, then why are we playing it in Texas?", "context": ["USAvMEX friendly roster for USMNT to be announced at halftime of the Galaxy-Sounders game tonight", "Why are we playing on a non-FIFA date again?", "Rea$on$."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "you mean it isn't really called hand egg?", "context": ["American Football Coaches vs European Football Coaches: see the difference", "ahhh, the hand egg vs football analogies... keep them coming", "It's called football because the ball is a foot long."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It all started with Americans 1400 years ago...", "context": ["The smile of a Syrian girl who survived a horrible suicide bombing.", "It'd be nice if we could just stop building bombs and start building smiles", "It all starts with Americans staying out of foreign business.. Like that time when George W Bush went after Iraq... You know, the reason why this crisis in Syria exists."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But they're being PAID to be bad at it!", "context": ["Channel Fireball Magic TV - Top 8 Standard Busts", "And how many of these did Channel Fireball writers plug as the greatest things to hit standard?", "This just in, people can sometimes suck at evaluating cards."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "8 range, come at me hydras.", "context": ["Nathanias' response on the new community feedback", "Just buff the sentry.", "In what way?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "A bumper designed specifically for JK owners", "context": ["I can't shake off the feeling that it still needs something.", "A winch, and some sort of front recovery points.", "Yeah what sort of aftermarket front bumper both deletes the stock recovery points and doesn't add any but has a spot for a light bar?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "no, he just randomly emphasized the \"be\" in the sentence.", "context": ["Marshal has the best comebacks", "Could this BE put together worse?", "Was I supposed to read that in Chandler's voice?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because they gave me free HBO for 6 months!", "context": ["Gladstone gets Google Fiber!", "Well, I'm locked in for another 17 months with Comcast, if I cancel I have to pay 75% of my bill for the remaining months... this makes me cry.", "Why would you agree to that?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because independent countries are equal to states", "context": ["Typical American according to a Swedish schoolbook", "You mean to tell me this isn't true?", "About as accurate as a Swede attempting to find Colorado on a map"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, because this subreddit is wrong so often.", "context": ["Is there any truth to this possible cover up of PlanetX/Nibiru approaching the Earth?", "Any sufficiently large celestial object like a rogue planet would be visible to any amateur astronomer - And even visible to the naked eye were it to come within the distance of the nearest few planets.", "you've got some guts posting logic and common sense in this subreddit"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, why do we waste so much material with bullets when we can kill people just as fast with blanks.", "context": ["Arab Wedding Celebrations Look Dangerous", "They're shooting blanks", "Blanks will kill you just as fast as a bullet."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "People that have undergone hardships are never assholes", "context": ["CrOWd PUts a PArAplegIC oUT of HEr mIsERY", "Honestly, it really looks like they did throw her to her death.", "Maybe she was a real asshole"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He didn't even finish the left side!", "context": ["New tattoo finally healed!", "That artist must not have been tattooing long", "How so?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Apparently, you don't understand how democracy works.", "context": ["When neither of you can play Hanzo", "This is why, in the most recent poll, people voted Hanzo as the hero people dislike seeing on their own team the most.", "Actually the most people voted that they don't care."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "but who needs funding in the public schools... the market will take care of it", "context": ["The boy who dipped his cigarette in Mercury and smoked it to 'show off'.", "\"Hey guys I found that barrel full of this weird liquid, let's bask in it and then try to smoke it\"", "I don't understand how so many people were exposed to this without one person knowing how dangerous mercury is and reporting it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He probably thought you were asking him out.", "context": ["Trying to make friends with the only other miata at my new apartment.", "What was the other guy reaction?", "Never heard from the other guy...I'm still hoping thought."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You know there are two kinds if counties in this world: counties that have been to the moon, and counties that use the metric system", "context": ["Canada sets universal broadband goal of 50Mbps and unlimited data for all: regulator declares Internet \"a basic telecommunications service for all Canadians\"", "I hope this works so well it sets a precedent and other countries follow suit.", "American has a bad habit of ignoring what's popular in other countries.", "Specially if it makes sense, like the metric system"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why don't you show some home country pride?", "context": ["Justin Upton has updated his no-trade list", "Is there a no-trade list the Blue Jays aren't on?", "Why do players hate this country :("]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Either that, or German women are sluts?", "context": ["Diagram of infidelity by gender and country in some European countries", "More a diagram of honesty.", "Your conclusion is that women were dishonest on the questionnaire?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ah do people forget that Spacejam exists.", "context": ["Pippin singing for Denethor in LOTR: The Return of the King ... This is one of my all time favourite moments in cinema", "LOTR has one of the best soundtracks of all time.", "it was actually voted best all time"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because everyone knows xmithie zion and aphro were the best performers at worlds lmao", "context": ["DOUBLELIFT JOINED TSM", "ACCORDING TO DOUBLELIFT CLG THE ORG WERE THE ONES WHO MADE THIS HAPPEN BY KICKING HIM.", "CLG KICKED DOUBLELIFT POB AND CHRIS WTF!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I am sure many Britons are disgusted with Myanmar, or Venezuela, or Saudi Arabia, or Bahrain, or...", "context": ["Britons like Israel better only than North Korea, poll finds: Some 35 percent of Britons name Israel as their least favorite non-European country, a worse score than Iran's.", "Israel is the new Jewish ghetto of the world, the Jews were always hated and continue to be hated, nothing new there.", "Or maybe it's, you know, the Israeli government."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That sounds like a horrible combat system.", "context": ["With Battlefield 5 coming in 2016, what features and changes would you like to see in the next iteration of Battlefield?", "please no wall running.", "Can we have The Rolling Stones though?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "[](/intensefire)Woah mate that's so offensive I'm triggered", "context": ["Woah, that's messed up.", "[](/flutterjerk) Gee America, you're really good at making people hate you.", "[](/flutterpaint)It's an art.", "[](/abmeh) *half serious comment about 9/11*"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "clearly, you are not trying hard enough...", "context": ["This moment", "Our version of this is smoking a joint on the roof.", "My version is a vodka enema while taking pcp"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't patronize us, we're capable of beating England.", "context": ["Spurs confirm all Champions League games will be played in a full Wembely Stadium", "It'll be nice to see some exciting football at Wembley.", "Malta vs England mate"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "She's a victim of the patriarchy, you sexist prick.", "context": ["Mixologist", "She knows how to earn the tips.", "It's almost infuriating as a former male server what she must make per hour in tips for what very well may be mediocre service."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, resolution process for missing screens is to send the SPUD tool and ask for some tests.", "context": ["It took 1 day for Oculus to send replacement unit after recieving my defective one, with only 3 days shipping", "Might be that something changed in the RMA process, or that your issue was obvious enough for them to send a replacement immediately.", "Missing screen"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What are you talking about, he's obviously into sports.", "context": ["Hell on Earth", "It's all fun and games until someone pulls a hammy.", "This was the first time that man had run in 14 years."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Good thing the speed limit is really fast", "context": ["The most ignored sign in Vancouver.", "Not sure if there is a law here but in the states it's illegal to drive under a certain limit on highways and high speed roads.", "In BC traveling slower than 20km/h under the speed limit is 'obstructing traffic'"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's a strange pattern, but remember they weren't true socialist and you should totally trust the next attempt", "context": ["This is what a nation rejecting dictatorship looks like.", "Rejecting socialism after it failed.", "Rejected Dictatorship, who called it Socliasm.", "Often happens when so called \"socialists\" get into positions of power."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes in every district all at the same time.", "context": ["WATCH: Man PROVES software stole votes in ALL 'Hillary won' counties", "Watch: Man *claims* that DNC is rigging software.", "if it's true that the exit polls were 12 %age points off of the final results on average, then that is pretty damning", "Or they were shitty exit polls."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "which makes irans harsh human right violations okay", "context": ["Iran eases ban on women attending sports matches", "If only it read \"erases\" :( Still, fantastic!", "women in saudi arabia still can't drive a freakin' car if they want to."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, and there are regular bars, who needs gay bars?", "context": ["I want Gay Cafes", "As a gay person I actually quite like this idea as I don't have much of a gay social circle at all", "It's called starbucks"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'd win in League if my team wasn't full of feeding assholes", "context": ["Scumbag undefeatable Cordelia - Has no attack, so she doesn't move to attack and as such is unreachable.", "\"The only winning move is not to play.\"", "Like League of Legends then."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Specifically all the girls who friendzoned him.", "context": ["Found on a post about \"If you could rid the world of one thing...\"", "42 people liked this insane, barely literate shit?", "Jimmy Smoe has friends in this town"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No need for that the US already has the Hague Invasion Act on the books, slight rewording and all is well in your new Abu Hague.", "context": ["Much to the displeasure of the wider EU, the Dutch want to liberalize their copyright laws to explicitly allow remixes and mashups.", "I'm sure the US will issues statements that summarize to \"If you don't play nice, you can't play in my sandbox.\"", "Wow, half of Holland is gonna get extradited like Richard O'Dyer."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But when you consider the fact that half of the world is female, its more like nine inches", "context": ["Toyota: always coming though for us.", "\"Stop objectifying women\" proceeds to make anti fat shaming ad that implies all the whale wants from a male is sex", "A woman's size doesn't matter, but the size of a man is all that matters", "Hey 4 inches is average alright", "Actually it's 4.5 world wide"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "it took you 500 graphics cards to upgrade?", "context": ["Nvidia GTX 1070 Performance Review - The new 1440p sweet spot?", "Looks like I can retire the GTX 770.", "My 570 is ready."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because the new Arkham didn't have any kind of framerate issues on the PC", "context": ["PS4 version dropping to 15ish frames when using scopes ;( (with 1.01 release patch installed too)", "Glad I got the PC version.", "A little premature to say that knowing the pc version will have it's fair share of bugs, some could potentially be crippling to game play.", "I'm sure it will have bugs but I doubt it will ever drop down to 15 fps."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "was your bike on the back of a truck?", "context": ["Somewhat interesting article on motorcycle reliability", "My Harley is the most reliable, I can count on something breaking every week :)", "Weird, I've taken mine coast to coast and put 10k+ miles on it in the last 4 years without anything breaking."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Psssch yeah how dare *poor people* not eat garbage right?", "context": ["I guess he's proud of his food stamps.", "OMG HE USED FOODSTAMPS TO BUY FOOD!", "I think the point is what he used the food stamps for."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "it's just in your head mate, you didn't want to shoot", "context": ["Remember that time a professional striker was 1-on-1 with the keeper and just walked towards him, without ever shooting?", "Maybe press the shoot button?", "Maybe I did, like, 10 times?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That was really relevant to this post.", "context": ["This little guy just looks too cute while sleeping.", "tigers are majestic.", "Unlike the Minecraft SkyDoesMinecraft fans saying their \"Budder\" is majestic."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "TIL not everyone is a car enthusiast", "context": ["TIL the top speed of the Bugatti Veyron is limited not by the engine, but rather its tires exploding.", "Most car enthusiasts already know this.", "not everyone browsing TIL is a car enthusiast"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh boy, this should be interesting", "context": ["As a girl that never watched sports, and is now dating a guy that does:", "I've never seen so many usernames that are normal looking.", "It's the April Fools thing."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "There isn't one but, of course they'll make up some new rule because Galaxy.", "context": ["Grant Wahl on FS1: MLS league office \"will be addressing this soon with the LA Galaxy\" in regards to the Viral video yesterday", "Regardless of how they should have behaved, the video was hilarious", "I can't imagine there is a rule against this, but I'd love to know what it is if there is one."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You need to check your privilege!", "context": ["Grew out of this one pretty fast", "Temporal imprecision is not correlated to gender.", "Evidence?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Get outta here with your fear mongering", "context": ["Obama: Turkey has the right to defend its airspace", "he would not have said that if it was an US pilot", "Probably because the US is an ally.", "Which is strange considering Turkey supports ISIS."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Makes sense, Ukraine did show economic growth when it was ruled by presidents other than Yanukovich.", "context": ["A Tale of Two Economies: Evolution of the GDP (PPP) in Ukraine and Poland from 1991-2015", "Sucks to be technically ruled by another country.", "None of these countries was technically nor actually ruled by another country during the time period displayed.", "During the presidency of Yanukovich Ukraine was technically ruled by Russia."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "How do we know Deacon ISN'T the head of the institute?", "context": ["Deacon has been watching from the VERY start!", "I wonder if he freed SS from the cryopod?", "Bro the story tells you exactly who freed you."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You're why we need a wall", "context": ["Took me a while but I finally got it!", "I'll bite...what is this?", "Vape I think", "Yeah sorry, bad quality, tis a vape."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I bet that'll be a really streamlined service", "context": ["China to end one-child policy", "Great stuff, soon Japan will be instituting the \"Dear God, at least one child please\" policy.", "Same with Korea, whose government just said they'd be starting a matchmaking service for its citizens."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But I thought cannabis turned us all into paranoid family killers?", "context": ["Orange County Police Officers Sue to Quash Video of Them Eating Cannabis Edibles During Raid of Medical Marijuana Dispensary", "They destroyed all the surveillance cameras they detected and now are unhappy because they missed one, tough.", "I wanna know why they think it's appropriate or legal for them to disable or destroy surveillance cameras.", "They work under cover and didn't want their faces on camera, hence the masks in the beginning.", "And them eating the edibles is related to them doing their job how?", "Maybe eating the edibles makes them chill enough to not shoot someone just for being in the general vicinity of them."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah having solos every four measures is so boring", "context": ["My music prompted me to rest with intense sadness.", "What instrument", "Trombone, the instrument that composers never seem to know what to do with.", "Try being a euphonium"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Implying you already aren't working for them?", "context": ["KitKat is starting to become self-aware.", "I mean, it can't be hard to find some shitposter on reddit and hire them to post memes that aren't cringey.", "How do I apply for this job?", "Must have at least 10k link karma", "Score!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Jeff Ross is a totally credible source", "context": ["Obama Reads a Particularly Mean Tweet", "I would love to see Trump reading mean tweets.", "He had a roast a while ago if you're interested.", "A roast where he never laughed, made the joke writers inflate all of his phony statistics, said that jokes about him not being wealthy and his bankruptcies were off limits, and refused to make jokes about his hair."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I am 15 year old and I am not annoying nor pretentious but that's why I'm not your average 15 year old", "context": ["\"I am not your average 15 year old\".", "\"I am far more annoying and pretentious.\"", "And being more annoying and pretentious than *a 15 year old* takes real assholery."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah those bookworms are so loud and annoying", "context": ["Council closure of bookshop 'Kafka-esque' say owners", "why would you lodge a complaint against a bookshop?", "I dunno, if you lived directly upstairs or next door then the noise of something being used as a shop might be somewhat bothersome."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't you just hate it when Black people speak up!", "context": ["Odds on this one.", "70% increase in the national debt is one hell of a legacy", "But at least race relations are at an all time high."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You must be fun to hang out with", "context": ["TIL Isaac Newton developed the law of gravitation, calculus, and three laws of motion at the age of 23 all during the 2 years that Cambridge was closed due to plague.", "Boredom is the mother of many great things.", "Just imagine if the internet was a thing back then, he would have spent all his time fapping instead of doing science and shit.", "I don't know about your sex drive, but that only eats up a handful of minutes, tops."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hey, who said it's a he?", "context": ["Free Talk Friday What's on your mind?", "AutoModerator, you need to put your clock back!", "Hey, he doesn't have to conform to your standards of time!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, this mindset is exactly what will help end conflict.", "context": ["13 IDF soldiers killed in Gaza Strip", "R.I.P.", "No, let them rot in purgatory, with all the souls of dead Palestinian children grasping to their spirits."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh shit, I thought the world was mostly white middle class men between the ages 16 and 22 who like weed.", "context": ["TIL 16% of the world's population, 1.1 billion are atheists, agnostics and people who do not identify with any particular religion", "Huh, I thought there would be more.", "Reddit is not an accurate reflection of any population"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, that key is what did him in!", "context": ["I always preferred the Disney version of Making a Murderer.", "you missed the part where he kills someone in between.", "No, what it needs is for a key to *suddenly* appear out of the blue."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeh comparing one land mass in terms of size to another is madness", "context": ["GTAV map size compared to TES Skyrim?", "No as no official map for gta5 has been released.", "But in terms of the comparisons of what we know already, if GTAV is X times bigger than Red Dead, how does that compare to Skyrim?", "That makes no sense.You will travel Los santos by planes,cars,boats.the majority of the time in Skyrim I would travel on foot.And the charachter speed is changing(taking a step in skyrim makes you advance 1.5 feet,and in gta5 it makes you travel 2.5 feet)(just an example)"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Is a good thing she does, I always forget.", "context": ["Post Episode Discussion - S02E18 - \"Ace Reporter\"", "I didn't expect that Lena's \"better\" idea was to straight up beating people up lmao", "She is a Luthor", "She said that literally every ep lmao"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "totally not not like he had any evidence at all", "context": ["Submit your questions for this week's Q&A with the Old School team!", "Are you going to ban the player who is a confirmed ddoser and hacked zezimas account?", "This isn't true"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because you can't buy guns on street", "context": ["Gallery of evidence from Colorado theatre shooting, the selfies James Holmes took are haunting.", "And this is why we conceal carry people", "This is why we don't let people buy assault rifles and handguns in a civilized society."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "PoGo+ will enable the premium tracking feature.", "context": ["I liked the circular compass nearby tracker, but I thought this would be a nice way to improve it.", "I mean this is a great idea but at this point I would take any sort of WORKING tracking system.", "Just not a paid one."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But think of the short term windfall selling it now could bring us!", "context": ["The most expensive mobile data country: Canada", "Sasktel ftw", "I will ducking punch brad wall in the nuts if he succeeds in selling Sasktel to bell."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So how many walls are we going to need to build?", "context": ["Some discrimination to start the day", "Considering Mexico has about the same obesity rate as the USA who is this bridge for then.", "There are over a dozen Spanish speaking countries that aren't Mexico."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Get your logical reasoning outta here!", "context": ["Hot Fix Incoming", "This they fix right away but extreme lag and desyncs making the game unplayable persist... sadface is right :(", "I would guess that the lag/desync issue isn't fixed currently because it's unfortunately not something that's quick/easy to track down."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "if you pick option b for the last heist you [need to steal it and use it to drill the hole to the safe, but it doesn't spawn outside of the mission]", "context": ["where do i find this car ?", "pretty sure its only used in a singleplayer mission", "But I beat the game, and I've never seen it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Gosh no one knows good music these days", "context": ["Guys, we have defeners all wrong.", "Because everyone knows music gets destroyed forever after a few years, right?", "I was so pissed when the cops came and smashed my ITAOTS copy because it was too old :(", "Sorry, but ITAOTS?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah because theres no possible reason ever to do something illegal that isn't a stupid choice.", "context": ["Dad finds out Son is getting out of Prison (WARNING: VERTICAL VIDEO)", "And that right there is the real cost of stupid choices", "The justice system has a pretty ignorant view when it comes to \"stupid choices\", he could've been in for something drug related.", "If it's illegal, and you decide to do it anyway, that's a stupid choice in my book."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "AH, the old, \"well, it is if it isn't, but if it was, it is\" argument.", "context": ["All the movies Costco shows on their display TVs were torrented", "Honestly, Costco probably owns a copy of each, so it's probably legal.", "Unless they ripped it themselves, which they didn't, it's not legal."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Just yesterday I got a pink sleeper stimulant from my bronze package!", "context": ["Has anyone recieved a 320 exotic from trails bounties?", "Trials*", "I got a Sleeper Stimulant!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Pfft the 1st gen was the only good one anyway", "context": ["Professor Juniper letting her hair down", "Damn, maybe I should've played the gen 5 Pokemon games after all", "Don't they suck"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah how about we just start taking pics of the average commuter, and praise the for being lucky?", "context": ["This guy only had bumps and scrapes.", "Lucky bastard", "I'd say the lucky bastard is the guy who didn't get into any wreck in the first place."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, Jews are even more evil than white people", "context": ["\"It's not discrimination because we're not charging white cis males more, we're charging women, LBGT and PoC people less\"", "And somehow all the male comedians turn out to be gay.", "Does being Jewish count as PoC?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, but what was his WAR?", "context": ["MadBum becomes only player in post season history with 2 shutouts in winner-take all games 9 IP, 4 hits, 0 ER, 2 BB, 6k", "Is it safe to say that MadBum is the greatest post-season pitcher of all time yet?", "Christy Mathewson has 100 innings with an ERA under 1 and that's only in the World Series."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah you're such a better person because you use a different system of measurement", "context": ["This authentic weather app gets it", "That's how you know the USA rocks hard - if we want our own measurement system, we get it.", "It's called ignorance"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, its the plot from How I Met Your Mother.", "context": ["Acorns Hits Google Play, Automatically Invest Your Spare Change | Is this a ripoff?", "Don't worry it just takes the fractions of pennies left over and puts them in a separate account", "Isn't that the plot of Superman 3?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I don't know, I really should consider all the other professional Windows alternatives", "context": ["Check this box to confirm you've read the 4,000 word contract... 2 lines at a time.", "Another reason why Creative Cloud sucks.", "So...what do you use?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "..and don't try to cut a Note 7", "context": ["Cutting in half an SLR camera with a 60,000 PSI waterjet", "\"Velcome to the waterjet cut channel, today we cut camera in half.\"", "SLR camera is very dangerous and may strike at any time, so we must deal with it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, there are no depictions of churches in Renaissance art", "context": ["Seville Cathedral", "The architecture, the lighting, the poses, texture and the colors, the pictures within pictures... this has everything.", "Except that it doesn't look like Renaissance art."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "ya, kid totally deserves jail.. that or maybe just cut out the middle man and let a cop shoot him for fear of being run over.", "context": ["\"fuck da police\"", "that kid is going places", "Jail is hopefully one of those places"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "is he old enough for that?", "context": ["Canadian Federal Leaders Election Debate August 6th 2015 8 pm ET", "wait... Justin has three kids?", "Yes he does."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "at least we already know who the worst joker is, its Heath \"the Ben Affleck of Australia\" Ledger", "context": ["TIL most of the money George Clooney makes off his Nespresso commercials, he spends on a satellite that surveils Sudanese war criminal and dictator Omar al-Bashir.", "So what did Omar do to upset George then, did he knock him back or something?", "He said his Batman was the worst.", "I'm pretty sure George Clooney even thinks his batman was the worst.", "Ben Affleck is up to the challenge, or so it seems."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "OR XIRSELF WHY MUST EVERYTHING BE BINARIES WITH YOU PEOPLE", "context": ["Better Fire Model", "where did this model come from?", "Custom, created it by himself (probably).", "Or herself"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well if you can tell it's Starbucks the camera is fine -Apple", "context": ["My camera keeps taking these pictures and won't focus (6+, 9.2)", "That's a huge starbucks.", "It's most likely a Starbucks inside of a supermarket."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes just like how we specifically teach children that theft and murder is wrong effectively eliminating both of those from our culture.", "context": ["The most \"obvious\" example of rape culture.", "Jesus do these people actually believe in humanity other than themselves?", "They think people need to be specifically taught that rape is bad."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He said Islamic, get em' mods", "context": ["John Oliver - Orlando Shooting", "This whole mass shooting thing is becoming like a broken record.", "This whole Islamic terrorism thing is becoming like a broken record."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, its not as if he would have been thrust into the job with not enough training and expected to keep up with the chain immediately and not hold everyone up.", "context": ["Man's hand severed in workplace incident at Timaru meat processing plant", "And no doubt the company will get a HUGE fine and be blamed for not training him properly and/or not having the right safety gear.", "If thats the case, then deservedly so.", "You're right because no numbskull has ever stuck his hand into a moving machine when he was not supposed to."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "TRIGGER WARNING PEOPLE, RETREAT INTO YOUR SAFE SPACE BEFORE YOU READ THIS COMMENT", "context": ["Something about this I can't quite put my finger on", "All white people", "To be fair, England is a pretty white place."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "that's just a digital signal from your mouth to your brain, it has no physical basis or existance long-term and thereful must not have intrinsic value.", "context": ["Burrito Coins.", "But burritos have no intrinsic value!", "Tell that to my taste buds."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "1fps is amazing since it gives you the opportunity to take in each single frame.", "context": ["'Far Cry 4' Dev: Nobody Cares About 1080p", "347x234 resolution confirmed 24fps cinematic experience", "1fps *IT'S SO REAL*"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Feel the wrath of my Pitchfork", "context": ["9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan", "Oh man, yesterday at walmart I saw a women purchase a coke from the vending machine and use it to fill her baby's bottle.", "Well at least it wasn't pepsi", "I happen to like Pepsi"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But how else are we to get our daily recommended amount of salt?", "context": ["\"muh pro genji\"", "As a genji main I will say junkrat should be deleted from this game", "as someone who plays all heros; genji should be deleted", "As someone who also plays all heroes: **No** hero should be deleted.", "You know this game would be 100% better without Mei."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Aw man, I was gonna use that one!", "context": ["My friend and I made the Planet Express building.", "You're missing the angry dome", "This is exactly the first thing I thought... :S"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Girls can literally say, \"Want me to suck you off,\" and they won't get sent to HR.", "context": ["the most awkward moment of my life", "Ask if you can star in the sequel.", "this would be the greatest on-the-spot line ever.", "And the quickest way to HR, since he's a guy."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "DAE hat old people, they suck with their wrinkles and dementia.", "context": ["Two older Saudi gentlemen experience their first flight", "This is adorable.", "The technological ignorance of old people is always adorable."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Meth: 3.7/5 Cocaine: N/A Heroin: 9/5 Ecstasy: 4", "context": ["8 of 10 Filipinos fear getting killed in Duterte's Drug War", "I genuinely wonder if this is actually lowering the drug rates in the Philippines or if its also a complete travesty and failure like the american war on drugs.", "Do prison sentences for meth and heroine lower drug rates?", "What is a 'drug rate'"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They can be in love, but they should have to stand in the rain and watch her through the window with another man!", "context": ["Roommate Greg (Real first name) hits me with this one since I am unemployed.", "If you can't afford a freaking bus ticket and food, then you shouldn't have a girlfriend.", "So, poor people can't be in love?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Obviously we should have elected a stubborn megalomaniac to work with the ones that other countries elect.", "context": ["Good Luck Justin", "hehe \"still not ready\".", "How does one prepare to deal with these clowns exactly?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "but they IDENTIFY as black, shitlord", "context": ["Black Lives Matter Occupy London Airport Runway", "Why don't they occupy some subway tracks instead..", "BLM is a movement for bored upper-middle-class blacks by upper-middle-class blacks, not the kind of person that would even risk their lives for their believes.", "Lol in the picture all of the protesters are white."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The ambulance was visiting Kenya when Obama was born in it", "context": ["This ambulance keeps track of how many babies have been born inside it", "look like they delivered two babies and some freedom.", "That's for delivering a president."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Isn't that that movie with John Cusack?", "context": ["My friend sent this snap from Summer Set", "The word your friend was looking for was \"apt\", not \"ironic\".", "The word your friend was looking for was \"serendipitous\", not \"apt\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But you aren't going to a school for a trip though.", "context": ["School Trippin, Album Artwork, Digital", "Why not \"field trippin\"?", "In the UK we call it a school trip!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Haha what a unique and modern statement", "context": ["Exhibutt", "... is there a joke I'm missing?", "The joke is that people will call anything art"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'll remember that when using RTV next time doing I do the water pump in my El Camino...", "context": ["I don't think this has ever happened before.", "damn thats a lot of loctite on something.", "The bigger the gob, the better the job."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "By having your 60 beeboxes you should always have at the start of your first winter.", "context": ["Good question", "It's a waste to pick Flowers early since each one grants 5 Sanity, and the Garland during it's whole lifespan, struggles to save you that much sanity.", "And how do I get my 40 stacks of Rot?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah cause that's a thing that happens", "context": ["Electrician loses it after seeing a DIY job.", "I've never seen a Canadian so pissed in my life.", "IDK have you ever seen a Canadian after the US beats Canada in hockey?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Proof that vaccines do more harm than good", "context": ["Eighty children get chickenpox at Brunswick North West Primary, a school that calls for 'tolerance' of vaccine dodgers", "Last time I got vaccinated I broke out in horse radishes", "Last time I got vaccinated I broke out in bee hives", "Last time got vaccinated, I broke out in antibodies."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The fetus, you pro-choice liberal-democrat pagaynist!", "context": ["Roy Moore tells radical anti-abortion, anti-gay rights group that America is under attack", "would you cut it out already?", "Cut what out?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "With god , anything is possible.", "context": ["Is this exactly what you mean?", "This has been an issue for me since Friday.", "Not defending the behavior, but saying that God is preparing the shooters isn't the same as saying god isn't there to stop them."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, seatbelt wasn't even necessary was it!", "context": ["Guy filming himself singing in his car hydroplanes and flips", "I'm extremely impressed that he still has his glasses on.", "Body in motion stays in motion."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "9/11 was an inside job was an inside job to cover up chem-trails.REGULAR JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT GOS ON IN CHEM-TRAIL JET FUELS.", "context": ["WTF Is... - Social Justice Warriors?", "I'm sure he's very happy to have comments off for this video in particular.", "To be fair so is everyone", "As an aspiring angry YouTube commenter, I have to disagree with that notion... and every other notion for the rest of my time spent on the internet.", "JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "depends if youre going by bmi or placing", "context": ["This is it!", "As you can see this is the only time you will see Red Reserve winning, when they're going against 5 year olds who play on a 60 inch tv 50 feet away.", "Didn't they get t4 in the 2k?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "i am oc and this is offensive ban him pls", "context": ["Everyone on board the RWBY (Chibi) hype train!", "Where's the OC section?", "in the very back where they belong."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Which totally proves the point you're trying to make.", "context": ["Red Bull paid 2 million dollars for this stunt", "A huge bargain of an advertising investment: it's still getting reposted with their name in the title, years later.", "And I still don't drink energy drinks."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But what if my gender is \"yes\"?", "context": ["Fight me.", "Which one is true?", "//To avoid fights bool male = rand() & 1; bool female = !male;"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nope, literally every file that comes through and is classified is illegal activity.", "context": ["Manning statement: Americans had a right to know 'true cost of war'", "the past 10 years have made it painfully obvious that everything the govt classes as a \"national security secret\" is some degree of human rights violation or illegal activity: black site prisons, torture, slaughter of civilians etc.", "that's a bit of a sweeping generalization don't you think?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, wouldn't want the Switch to be as successful as the Wii.", "context": ["GameInformer gives 1-2-Switch a 4/10, calls it \"insultingly shallow\".", "I really, really can't understand why '1-2 Switch' didn't come with the console.", "Because Nintendo didn't want to give the impression that the Switch is another gimmicky motion-controlled casual console."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What's goofy about the Lion king?", "context": ["Raging Demon", "Imagine when they release goofy costumes for Akuma", "Default isn't goofy enough?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Should be mountain warnings, those things can mess up hurricanes; imagine what they'd do to a city.", "context": ["Patricia's rapid dissipation over the Sierra Madre", "Sio it went from nothing, to the strongest hurricane ever, to nothing in the span of about 3 days.", "The mountains shredded this thing apart."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But what's the point of AA if our brain can only process up to 24fps?", "context": ["ELI5: Why do fast spinning things often appear to be rotating slowly, stationary, or even spinning in the opposite direction?", "It's called 'aliasing' Your brain can't process the number of revolutions, but it idetifies a pattern that also matches that of a slower revolution", "I would like to turn on anti-aliasing on my brain then, I guess we all have only integrated graphics."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Berserk is such a dark souls ripoff.", "context": ["The Fall of Gods, Rasmus Berggreen, Digital, 2016", "If you're wondering where all the \"Dark Souls\" comments are coming from, it's because Dark Souls is basically a retelling of Ragnarok with lots of big giant flaming swords, which makes it pretty righteous, you should check it out.", "With some beautiful references to Berserk as well, it's great"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Your absolutely right, only God can tell us these type of things", "context": ["Rock recently found in outback Australia is older than the Earth.", "How do they know that the rock is around 4.5 billion years old?", "they actually don't know how old the rock is, and they are just making educated guesses based on faulty assumptions."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "U r a poop, and I bet you voted for shillary trump, b cuz u r a stoopid idot", "context": ["I'm so lonely that reddit is more of a social network for me than facebook is.", "That's because Facebook is full of people being \"friends\" who have nothing in common other than going to the same high school, and Reddit is full of people who actually share interests.", "Oh yeah bruh, Reddit is all about friendship and welcoming people and not about shaming or trolling or just being a typical asshole ever."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's real courage, I didn't think anyone used headphone ports anymore?", "context": ["Samsung found the courage to put a full-size HDMI port on its 13-inch ultrabook", "But does it have a headphone jack?", "Yes, it does."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Black guy here Yea you crackers do all look alike.", "context": ["Afghan Mob Kills 10 UN Workers (to protest Koran- burning by Florida Pastor Terry Jones)", "According to Reuters, the victims were Norwegian, Swedish and Romanian.", "Deplorable as this act is, I don't think the regular Afghans know the difference between white people.", "We probably all look the same to them."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Not cut or bagged because the bag and knives contain harmful toxins that cause autism", "context": ["TIL sliced bread was originally advertised as \"the greatest forward step in the baking industry since bread was wrapped\"", "And what's been the greatest thing since then?", "Gluten-free, low carb, fair trade, locally grown lumps of bready substance."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So it's cool for us to throw around \"Nazis\" like crazy after 68 years, but after a few centuries it's still not cool to say the 'n-word'?", "context": ["As a Redditor from Germany who finally got good grades in English.", "Not sure how to feel about Germans thanking nazis but I'll let it slide.", "It's *their* n-word"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah, with all the disco, The Martian is clearly a musical, not a comedy.", "context": ["Golden Globes 2016 nominations list revealed", "Love them or hate them I'm glad that actual comedies (Spy and Trainwreck) got nominated for Best Picture Musical/Comedy", "Other 'comedies' from the past couple years: Birdman, Her, American Hustle, Nebraska, The Wolf of Wall Street I'm glad the only real Category fraud this year was The Martian"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Probably not, since they don't play their own game", "context": ["the Rebecca lotus from Nuptia", "What is this", "Custom skin only for DERebecca, since she is the voice of the Lotus.", "Makes you wonder if any other DE staff members doing voices would have skins of their respective characters."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well he was critical of modern feminism like more people are starting to be, so he has to be a knuckle-dragger.", "context": ["U of T free speech forum receiving 'somewhat violent threats' on social media", "The peaceful Left.", "As opposed to the peaceful right, who killed six people last week.", "I don't recall the accused being a representative for the right."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well Guantanomo Bay needs new fences and roads.", "context": ["Anyone remember 5lb cans of coffee and 5lb bags of sugar?", "Same way those temporary taxes that state / local governments like to tack on when they are in imminent danger of proration.", "In Pennsylvania we still pay a tax on alcohol to rebuild a town after flood damage from 1936.", "It wasn't too long ago (2006 I believe) that Congress did away with a tax on telecommunications that was to pay for the Spanish-American War of 1898."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ouch, that really must have burned so much", "context": ["HMB so I can hop on this cow", "Dude is lucky to still have his skull intact.", "who cares about the dude he probably damaged the cow's back for nothing", "Dude, cows are tough as fuck, they can carry a lot (think weight of your parents disappointment in you).", "I was thinking more like the weight of your wife"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because downvotes are to let someone know you disagree", "context": ["Best GTA Race start?", "A Gfycat of just the takedown would probably work better with how people use Reddit, but that was a pretty good way to start a race.", "Why does this gets downvoted... it's true."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nope poverty is obviously a disease.", "context": ["I like this meme concept", "Dude is this a legit statistic?", "Well yes but blacks have the highest poverty rates which shows just how poverty causes crime"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well you are just a hater!", "context": ["Lab-Grown Meat Is Coming to Win Over All You Haters", "Using pictures of actual meat to make the case for lab grown meat tells me we're not that close, will be ready to eat it when they are though.", "Also the title sucks"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "HAHAHA le trolling le interwebs for pr0n (trollface.jpg)", "context": ["Nancy Grace Obsession With Porn", "Just because Nancy has found her husband surfing porn at 1am doesn't mean every man does it.", "I think you mean *trolling* the internet for porn."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well the expectation was overtime.. So he is closer to probable this week", "context": ["Collins, Amendola and Hightower questionable for Sunday, Gronk and Edelman Ruled out", "Did anyone really expect Gronk to play?", "Tanguay, maybe?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He ate a dog, he doesn't care about puppies either", "context": ["Guns make little baby Obama cry :'(", "Judging from when the White House first threatened executive orders, looks like he just spent a week learning how to cry on demand.", "Obamas thoughts during the speech\"Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's equivalent to firing the support team", "context": ["Steam's Android app hasn't been upgraded for over three years now", "I think everyone gave up on Valve caring about the app a long time ago.", "They fired the Android dev team a while ago iirc.", "I thought it was just one guy working on mobile."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What if it's already in the game... ...but it's locked behind an ARG?", "context": ["A 4-Step Infographic On How I'd Bring Generation II To Pokemon Go", "Very interesting but it seems unlikely that breeding will make an appearance", "During SDCC they said that it might come, but if it will, it'll be sometime in the future.", "As opposed to sometime in the past?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hilarious, call Sir Elton a fruit - we're all in stitches now", "context": ["TIL two vegan parents severely ignored dietary and medical needs of their child resulting in her death, and they never went to jail for it.", "Title is misleading, parents were 'Fruitarian', not vegan", "They worship Elton John?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's okay, once heartbeat laws get passed, the body will just have to reject the pregnancy from rape like it's supposed to.", "context": ["Trump orders wall to be built on Mexico border", "I can't wait to hear about how this stops all the rapists.", "They'll no longer have any money to buy rape kits to use for raping."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Whoop, proud to be a 1%er!", "context": ["Found on a Facebook group for techs, thought you guys would enjoy it.", "I love the \"This fuse never blew, it is missing the material to bridge the two terminals\" Yeah, that's what happens when a fuse blows.", "That's the joke, yeah?", "He just wanted to show us how smart he is.", "90% of redditors.", "99% (shit, now I'm doing it to)"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Control systems for nuclear reactors, explosives, drones, satellites, cars, trucks, planes, medical equipment, radio signals, the internet, modern finance, video games, robotics, television, phones, security, and techno music; all of which could never be **incredibly dangerous**.", "context": ["NY state says bitcoin software developers don't need license", "Good news guys, you are hereby granted permission by the department of safety and protection of children to program computers to perform tasks... or holy shit, people thought they would ever need permission to do something that amounts to math and computer languages?", "Not disagreeing, I'm as anti regulation as the next guy, but playing devil's advocate... There are a lot of incredibly dangerous things that can be reduced to math and algorithms.", "such as..."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Obviously we'll have him gets some reps at first base when Duda inevitably goes down with an injury next year.", "context": ["As a batter, Noah Syndergaard's 0.5 FWAR is tied for eighth on the Mets roster.", "Honestly should just have him play left field on his off days.", "I'm not gonna sugarcoat, that's a horrible idea."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Holy crap, and the 87s everywhere must not matter at all!", "context": ["MatPat's Theory on FNAF 4 to come out Tommorow", "I have a feeling that he's gonna say Fredbear's Bite wasn't the Bite of '87.", "the game takes place in 83 sooooooooooooooooo"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Did you just assume its gender based on its name?", "context": ["Dog traumatized by abuse is caressed for the first time", "That sound is so horrifying, the poor little guy", "It's a she, her name is Priscilla"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "College football maybe, and you can't even seriously claim that.", "context": ["Cough bullsh#@ cough", "How can Brady be the best ever when Peyton is the best ever...?", "\"Tim Tebow is the best ever\" - ESPN"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wow it's as if I've suddenly lost the ability to check my surroundings before resuming driving", "context": ["How my girlfriend sees a stop light", "Your girlfriend is going to get someone, and possibly herself killed.", "The worst I could see happening in that situation is that she might get yelled/honked at.", "Or start driving and hit a pedestrian that she didn't realize was trying to cross the road (obviously that person wouldn't be crossing at the right time but it happens a whole lot)"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "but bernie could win all 400+ delegates", "context": ["Gravis poll: California, Clinton +6 (4/7-4/10)", "as long as clinton doesn't lose by 30 points, it doesn't really matter", "By the time CA rolls around, she could lose by 60 points and it would not matter."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Please, we no longer need *objective facts;* We have *alternative facts* now!", "context": ["March for Science: Worldwide protests begin to support 'evidence'", "Has science become political?", "It's been made political, when the current administration rails against objective facts."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It will be good for preventing toxicity and competitive integrity since toxic noobs won't bother to spend money on it", "context": ["Looks like Papa Rito finally wants to add voice chat in their game", "Won't be surprised if voice chat is pay 2 use.", "peasants are ok with having gameplay locked behind paywall :)"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Guess I really do need to start using", "context": ["Notepad++ site hacked", "Wouldn't trust that download of notepad++ at least until this is cleared up.", "Nonsensical paranoia seems to be the go-to move for people who aren't infosec savvy, but want people to believe they are."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "they wanted to have more children maybe?", "context": ["Shocking Footage: Car Rolls Over Three Children; Driver allegedly looking at cellphone.", "My initial question was why were the kids sitting in the middle of the parking lot?", "That's what kids do in China because their parents are brainless fucktards."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You mean, you can't just sue people for walking passed your house on public sidewalks?", "context": ["The location of that Squirtle looks vaguely familiar", "I'm genuinely curious how the pokestop impacted their life so much they feel it's in their interests to sue", "They're probably upper-middle class, older white people that don't like the increased traffic in the area."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "As someone with an IQ north of 200 who listens primarily to trip-hop-death-metal-polka, I can confirm.", "context": ["Explanation of wealthy rappers", "Right, because if you actually pay for anything digital you're an idiot.", "And your intelligence directly corresponds to what musical genres you prefer."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Seriously, they meticulously clean the soda fountains every day but always forget to clean the ice machines!", "context": ["A sign behind the cashier at Kings Dominion that fell off and became visible through the window", "This is why I always get \"no ice\"", "I always get no ice because the ice machines aren't cleaned but once a year, IF THAT."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's not a conspiracy if it's true", "context": ["The result of unsafe sex", "How we lost Eazy E too", "Unless you believe the conspiracy that he was injected with aids"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why doesn't he just make an editor account on Wikipedia?", "context": ["Wikipedia blocked in Turkey", "Facts are no longer welcome here!", "Sultan Erdogan decides which facts you need to know."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "In California, we swim in sand.", "context": ["Swimming cap trick", "This method is good and all but what are you supposed to do when there's not a large amount of water nearby?", "and what would you be doing with a swimming cap not near a body of water..?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You're right we should have invaded/occupied instead.", "context": ["Kim Jong-un's plan to kidnap tourists if the US attacks", "How are you going to kidnap anyone when your entire government is obliterated?", "see thats the thing about hostage taking, you cant just MURICA your way to victory with massive overwhelming power, you have to resort to nuance and diplomacy or they'll just start executing hostages", "This is not Obama's government anymore to pay $400 million for 5 hostages."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "i think Eugenio Velez was better than Jason Schmidt, c'mon", "context": ["Lincecum finalizing deal with Anaheim.", "Good, we're tired of the Giants leftovers (Uribe being the only exception).", "what about Jason schmidt"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ok sorry I was completely wrong just ignore me and the hundreds of others who have been banned due to this", "context": ["So i gave someone a Christmas present today, anyone else do the same?", "I'd avoid doing that, good chance you can get banned for coin selling and the person you bought it from can get banned for coin buying.", "Lol not for one transaction he won't."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "good thing you have a nice liquid safety feature right in front of the drive to absorb the impact!", "context": ["Dashboard = Gastank?", "That's back when a top speed of 10mph was really pushing the limits of performance.", "And stopping from 10mph was really pushing the limits of...whatever you ultimately run into."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "especially the middle one, am i right?", "context": ["S&M starters with their Kill La Kill counterparts", "Mako and Rowlet are so cute!", "Mako is the one in school uniform, isn't she?", "I mean...technically they're all in school uniforms."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No he is a Islamic atheist Joo Kenyan terrorist baby!", "context": ["This is the reason no one takes conservatives seriously anymore.", "I love how Obama is simultaneously \"the most radical progressive to ever be elected\" and somehow also a key player in a movement defined by religious conservatism.", "A day in the life of a Muslim Atheist Kenyan."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I am sure everybody tweeting that is very concerned about injustices towards everyone in society.", "context": ["Student Government Leader Suspended for 'All Lives Matter' Facebook Post", "2016: Where taking the position that everyone's lives matter gets you suspended.", "So before blacklivesmatter where was alllivesmatter at?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well, they better make good quality shoes, if they want to eat", "context": ["Adidas shoe manufacture returns to Germany, fully automated instead of relying on human labour in Asia", "I'd rather buy shoes made by a german robot than an asian slave-laborer", "Even at the cost of having families starve to death due to lack of income?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "because that's the only french movie with nudity in it", "context": ["PLANETARIUM - (Trailer 2016 - Natalie Portman, Lily-Rose Depp)", "Since this is french, can we assume a full frontal nude scene?", "Yes but only with fat dudes", "You clearly haven't seen Blue Is The Warmest Color."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I heard about a good looking model named seangares", "context": ["JasonR is OpTic's temporary 5th and IGL.", "Really wish Optic could splurge and get an actual fifth and an actual igl, this is disappointing.", "like who?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Pakistan is perfect country and all of it's problems are because of a conspiracy by the USA and India.", "context": ["140,000,000 people without power in Pakistan after terrorist attack", "After the School attacks and this, I'm wondering when Pakistan will go totally Apeshit on the Taleban.", "most the country supports them... They won't flip on these people, they will blame the USA, it will some how be the fault of the West"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hey man, those homeless kids need something to drink", "context": ["I never realized this", "If you talk to the TV in your house in B1 & W1, it says the TV was bought by your dad", "He just went out to buy some milk.", "Or maybe he went out to give some milk *if you know what i mean*"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, because it's not persecution if you pretend it's not.", "context": ["Deported gay Afghans told to pretend to be straight | UK news", "Surely if the advice your giving them is pretend to be straight, your admitting that are going back to persecution and thus would be allowed to claim asylum here", "They would not be going back to persecution if they pretend to be straight."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yes, because if he says those words i will repeat them all day", "context": ["#EuroTerrans", "Besides the fact that Cloud is a whiner, pro players really should not be using language like that.", "Does it really matter?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "whoa whoa whoa there buddy, I think you forgot that Splinter Twin was also in MM2, which makes Coronet a totally legit inclusion!", "context": ["- Eternal Formats of the Spotless Mind - Sneak Attack (Mythic)", "Seems about right.", "The question now is if there'll be a good target for it or if it'll be the daybreak coronet of the set by a limited perspective."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But who cares about the objective when your KD is on the line!", "context": ["Thanks for nothing, Roadhog", "You should have stayed there until you got call mech!", "Faster to just die and respawn and get back in the fight sooner"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, but those nations are not really ~~white~~ \"first world\"", "context": ["Age at First Marriage for Female Population, last 15 years data", "Why do people get married so early in the us and canada compared to other first world countries?", "They're not that big of an outlier, they're at the same level as Portugal, Chile and Greece for example"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You are right, it probably died.", "context": ["Majestic elegance", "Poor baby, that looks like it hurts :(", "at that size and weight and from the height of the fall it really wouldnt", "Those dogs are brittle."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but they were responsible for that Bowling Green Massacre, right?", "context": ["This protestor in Philadelphia kind of looks like Bam Margera", "Don't remember much Jew related suicide bombings.", "I also don't remember any against us from the banned countries, either."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah blue wine wouldn't tell you that at all.", "context": ["A real wine connoisseur tastes shitty wines", "Cool, now do it double blind.", "Sort of affects things if they *tell* her what she's about to taste is going to be shitty."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because the article clearly states it was hit by a car, and not a camel.", "context": ["Car destroys Ten Commandments monument outside Oklahoma Capitol building", "I'm predicting it: The driver who destroyed the monument will actually be a drunk racist christian redneck who didn't like \"them Jew tablets\".", "Why would you guess that before a Muslim extremist?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yep, those are the only 2 brands you should get.", "context": ["Brazilian cop's gun fires when it is shaken", "And this, folks, is why we don't buy Taurus!", "Yep stick with glock or S&W"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But think of all the free gainz you miss out on bro!", "context": ["Rugby found the front page again", "Surely there is a flanker or something who is a better option to throw up at the front.", "This looks like a USA Div3 or a B side match.", "Irrespective of the level, you've got to find someone lighter than 120kg to lift."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But it would be so much more realistic!", "context": ["Even while driving.", "It kinda bothers me about walking dead, how everyone has unlimited ammo, no recoil, and can headshsot zombies in a car doing doughnuts going 60km in the dark.", "i mean how good would the show really be if the characters spent their entire round trying to headshot zombies but actually only headshot'd one and then got overrun"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah, Shantanu Narayen is the best possible candidate.", "context": ["Vote GabeN for Next Microsoft CEO", "sorry, but will have to vote for richard stallman", "I like Linus Torvalds better."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, because cute girls don't play magic!", "context": ["Rematch is set for after dinner on Saturday", "If it works out and people ask you how you two met, you can always say \"through magic\".", "This didn't happen"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "With all these car regulations, its just a matter of time!", "context": ["Who should driverless cars kill?", "I'd just like to remind everyone that 100 people die every day in America from regular cars while we have these debates.", "Ban cars!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Now, to be even better, sideway leaves!", "context": ["Spider pig, spider pig", "One of the best illusions I've seen.", "the sideways logs really help"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "TIL Laundromats were named after money laundering, a common activity of laundromats", "context": ["Instant Karma IRL for me tonight", "Let's *really* test it... Give me $10,000 OP.", "He's gonna be able to do soooooo much laundry", "With that level of generosity OP'll end up owning the laundromat soon.", "does it have a secret room underneath?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I think what they mean is they're going to nerf the 980 with driver updates so it *underperforms* the 1060.", "context": ["Nvidia Says GeForce GTX 1060 Will Outperform GTX 980, Founders Edition Will Cost $299", "I want to see some actual benchmarks before to say that is better than the 980", "You should always wait for benchmarks"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah because the other English clubs have done so well in the UCL", "context": ["Andy Carroll hat-trick goal vs Arsenal (3-2)", "West Ham, Spurs and Leicester in the top 4 would be mad", "And the last we will see of a fourth CL spot"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yea what's the point unless I can pick that parts that enforce my argument?", "context": ["Two groups of kids refuse to join in school prayer during lunch at Hollister Missouri High School", "And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men.", "According to Matt 6:5, they don't get to go to recess now.", "I only follow the parts of it that hate on the gays."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They should have just aimed for the tires", "context": ["Intense Car Chase and Gun Battle in Downtown Seattle Yesterday", "And this is why cops have guns", "Couldn't they have just written a strongly-worded letter to him in the vehicle?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, them Democrats and the uncanny ability to control the rain from all those chemtrails.", "context": ["Before and after pictures of California's drought, only 3 years apart.", "Holy shit, man.", "It's amazing how everywhere Democrats go, death and destruction follow."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "A simple downvote would suffice sir, no need to clutter up the comments", "context": ["Me and my Giant Peach", "If I tell you my name is James can i get inside it?", "This was clever, well done.", "A simple upvote would suffice, sir, no need to clutter up the comments."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Lol because the KKK totally haven't killed anyone in their history.", "context": ["TIL that Tupac Shakur's godmother was convicted of killing a police officer, escaped prison, and soon fled to Cuba where she has been living since 1979.", "And yet, the kkk is not on the list of terrorists.", "Maybe it's because they're not killing people... Dumbass"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah because Latex handles images so much better", "context": ["Every single time", "I usually right-click, Format Picture, then arrange it to go 'through text' (assuming I remember how to use Word...)", "I just use 'tight', that seems to fit everything around it the way I need it to...assuming Satan is either asleep or not paying attention.", "I just use LaTeX."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "hence why it is \"similar to summoners war\"", "context": ["Is there any game that rely heavily on rng, similar to summoners war?", "Slot Machines.", "Not with enough VISA , soon you will win"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I think he is good because now we have a white qb....", "context": ["Riley Cooper Wants to Re-Sign With the Eagles", "No reason not to bring him back", "well there's that one little one"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Obviously Paul Fosu Mensah will join us and pair up with TFM in a few years and be our star defense pairing for year to come", "context": ["The bros visiting the fam", "Suprised no one picked up on this but TFM's little brother Paul who plays for Ajax has a picture of him in a Man Utd shirt on his Instagram", "...and?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Dont be silly he doesent need to speak one of those commie languages he is a MURICAN.", "context": ["Guardiola: Szczesny deserved red card", "said guardiola in broken english, while explaining the rule.", "I'm suddenly really curious on your Catalan."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah I'm sure Radiohead are copying them.", "context": ["Radiohead erase internet presence.", "They're up to something pretentious, I'm sure.", "Slightly cheapened by the fact that the 1975 did this same exact thing a few months ago."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, we need those one-shotting nades back again!", "context": ["Yo developers, what's going on?", "We got an update a few days ago.", "that was no update, that was trash"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "North Dakota St had no problem", "context": ["OCSC New Stadium Opening in 2017, All of 2016 will be Played in Citrus Bowl", "That sounds very reasonable....I hope other teams in MLS with non sss take notice.", "What about the teams with crappy SSSs too far away from their respective population bases?", "FC Dallas"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Meh, head checking is so overrated.", "context": ["My wife tells me harrowing stories of idiots on the road every damn day", "Most of my near death experiences involve people merging into my lane at 1/2 the speed limit.", "Or people who switch lanes dramatically without signaling or checking their blindspot."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They need more time to figure it out ents", "context": ["Craigslist ads offer plastic bags for sale filled with 'free' marijuana", "just decorate the bags, it becomes art for sale.", "Except it doesn't"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes because the company that made us wait 18 months for a three minute video is totally going to give us info at a pace that we all want", "context": ["Emily Rogers: \"Keep an eye on Eurogamer tomorrow to hear some Switch news.\"", "Why is it always Eurogamer with the leaks?", "I'd hope that until January, Rogers, Eurogamer and Dale would just keep their mouths shut and fingers still, till Nintendo gives as all the proper and full fledged infos they promised."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You mean to tell me that the conversations with the holograms didn't do it for you?", "context": ["Rachni, I am disappoint.", "This is EXACTLY what I was hoping for too.. Something epic like the Rachni show up mid battle... Unannounced... EXACTLY like the Rohirrim.", "By the end of the final mission I was BEGGING for someone, ANYONE to show up.... I just kept hoping, but they never came."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It will once they raise the block size to 8mb", "context": ["Why Bitcoin being dead is good for Bitcoin", "They're really banking hard on this \"machines paying other machines\" thing, aren't they.", "Funny thing is that the blockchain can never handle the millions/billions of transactions needed to make IoT a reality."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, you really exposed them, there's \"russian trolls\" all over this tread!", "context": ["Ukrainian soldiers evacuating a wounded comrade under the shelling in Shyrokyne", "I feel for those Ukranians, everytime they make some headway those asshole Russians just shell them to oblivion from within their own border.", "Yup, and the sad thing is, whenever something like this gets posted, the comments get swarmed by Russian paid trolls."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, the political situation in the UK is **exactly** like that in V for Vendetta.", "context": ["Investigatory Powers Bill: Politicians exempt themselves from new wide-ranging spying laws", "Not sure they should have taken v for vendetta so seriously", "The only thing that needs to happen now is the uprising at the end."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What if I want to look at a random comment while in the middle of watching a YouTube video?", "context": ["Google Chrome To Disallow Backspace As a 'Back' Button", "Can they disable the space bar scroll while they're at it?", "I use space bar to stop youtube videos all the time and get pissed off when it scrolls down instead."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Excuse me, its not beer its a micro brew.", "context": ["Life in rural Russia", "This could also be a hippie commune in Vermont or north Cali", "Or Portland.", "Not enough beer to be Portland."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yep, woman is Asian, must be a nanny.", "context": ["Guy's children interupt BBC news interview", "The mom is a female version of Kramer", "um thats his servant."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The Trump brand is SO American, it's SO American that it doesn't need to be made in America", "context": ["Court of appeal decision continues injunction on travel ban", "Those refugees are gonna shop so hard at Nordstrom's.", "They might even do something even more unexpected and buy American instead.", "So, nothing with the Trump brand on it?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "..but I can't think for myself because that is selfish", "context": ["My friend is a \"nice girl\"", "TFW you spend your whole life waiting for your imaginary enemies to fail instead of doing anything to improve yourself.", "... You are right... People are thinking way too much about what others do and think than look at themselves and just... be themselves."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm sorry, clearly you don't see here this would never have happen if everyone that works at McDonald were a responsible firearm carrier.", "context": ["Woman shoots up McDonalds after they forgot to put bacon on her burger.", "\"we are all safer when everyone is carrying a firearm\" -NRA", "Even the NRA has never said that *everyone* should be allowed to carry."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "High school is the pinnacle of learning!", "context": ["Trump supporting speedrunner banned at AGDQ 2017 rails against Black Americans and uneducated", "Doubt he has much education himself, sounds like he's 17.", "He is a high school dropout"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It was a pretty witty comment.", "context": ["Brad Pitt, Natalie Portman and Porn", "Man did that title get me excited", "this needs more upvotes.", "does it though?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They're just in a different time zone.", "context": ["TIL On June 28, 2009, Stephen Hawking held a party open to all, complete with hors d'oeuvres and iced champagne, but only publicized the party after it was over so that only time-travellers would know to attend; as expected, nobody showed up to the party.", "Aww don't worry , maybe they'll come last year.", "This confuses the heck outta me"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, I'd prefer your email such discussions to my private server though.", "context": ["TIL a Shaggy Defense is the name given to a legal strategy in which the defendant flatly denies guilt in the face of overwhelming evidence against them.", "Very similar to the Trump defence, where a person flatly denies well understood events and facts no matter how obvious they may be.", "Do we have to bring politics into literally every discussion"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I knew Hillary would be a Real Madrid fan", "context": ["Antonio Conte on the thought of one of his players not giving him 100% effort: \"I prefer to kill him and play with 22 players.\"", "**BREAKING:** Diego Costa breaks both feet in closed doors training session.", "Costa accidentally brutally cuts his own head off whilst combing his hair", "suicide, two gunshots to the back of the head.."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "How dare you have a positive opinion about Donald Trump!", "context": ["GOP debate: top searched as it happened", "Looks like Donald is flatlining ;)", "i think i will be voting for trump... dude is too ridiculous and makes politics interesting"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Lots of mirrors, was that laggy?", "context": ["First Look at Nintendo Switch", "I feel like Nintendo missed an opportunity to show what's sure to be the #1 use case of this hardware: Playing Mario Kart while you're taking a dump.", "To be fair, that's been possible since Super Circuit.", "when I was in college I set up a series of mirrors to do this on my tv after college I used a laptop and a wifi-enabled camera now I just have a tv in the bathroom of my house", "Laptop and camera...was that laggy?", "yes, but not as laggy as you'd expect"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Must be all that traditional white cis heterosexual male binary denying transphobia patriarchy I keep hearing about.", "context": ["Evan Rachel Wood opts not to wear a gown at the Golden Globe Awards - our kind of rebel", "Now let's see Ed Harris wearing a dress.", "I'm honestly surprised no one has memorably worn a kilt or traditional African male dress to an awards ceremony to stand out."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Kenyan names all look the same", "context": ["Michelle found out", "\"Look here Barrack, he's your bro and dank memes are funny but I'm your wife!\"", "I can't believe that after 8 years people still can't spell his name."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The video version probably would have taken less time.", "context": ["The hidden truth", "the longest gif I've ever seen", "i just turned 70 watching it"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Right, because Muhammad was such a nice guy with forward thinking ideas", "context": ["Pokemon Go is \"prohibited\" by Islam, Egyptian religious body says", "Next week \"islam is now prohibited by islam\"", "Kind of already is.. the modern versions of Islam are more like fan fiction with the clerics just kind of making up their own shit."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Of course, because nuclear virtually undetectable nuclear submarines with nuclear weapons owned by 5 other developed nations are just figments of our imagination", "context": ["TIL that the United States owns and operates 11 aircraft carriers, one more than the rest of the world combined.", "Our allies don't need them and our enemies can't afford them.", "Thus...we can never be beaten on the ocean, and thus we never get invaded."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because games need to have trans characters to not be transphobic, and since Blizzard are such horrible people who did not include any, we have to do it for them.", "context": ["Healing rains from above", "\"Mom\"?", "Other comics on the Tumblr indicate shipping PharahxMercy with D.Va being their adopted kid.", "What's with tumblrs obsession with shipping everything and everyone", "On another note, why do Tumblr kept insisting that everyone is trans?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Gotta make sure muh tax dollars aren't being wasted on anyone lazier than me.", "context": ["Man with 27 wives and 145 children doesn't want polygamy to be legalised", "How many of his \"wives\" are on public assistance, which he would lose if they became legal?", "Of all things this is what you're concerned with?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Any food + mayonnaise = a salad.", "context": ["I'm surprised I haven't seen this on here yet.", "Cocoa comes from a tree, in the form of a bean....the logic doesnt really follow theough.", "Three bean salads are still salads shitlord.", "Technically, just like tuna salad and egg salad are also salads."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Muslim ruler = everything *must* be about Islam", "context": ["Turkish doctor faces 2 years in jail for sharing meme that likens president Erdogan to Gollum (translation in the comments)", "Bravo moderate islam.", "Care to explain how this has anything to do with religion?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Some camps in which they can \"work\" and get free \"showers\" Sounds nice", "context": ["New poll shows German attitude towards immigration hardens - More German women than men now oppose further immigration", "If they collectively do a 180 on their immigration stance the next election for a leader that will actually protect the country and it's people.", "Maybe elect a leader with some kind of *solution* for immigrants?", "Something to finalize the problem"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I guess 'implausible' isn't clear enough!", "context": ["Merkel's implausible Facebook fans", "Pretty much the most powerful woman in Europe, I'm not surprised.", "Didn't expect all the non-relevant countries though like Vietnam, Morocco, Egypt and all the other ones.", "The point is that those 'likes' are most likely just bought."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "As a lawyer all we have are Ekans.", "context": ["I may have caught the weakest Blastoise anyone has ever seen", "Man, and I was disappointed with the one I found at 186.", "Caught a 196 Gyarados at my desk this morning", "Maaaaan I only have Weedles and Pidgeys at my work"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But that would make it a Knight cosplay", "context": ["Pong's Valkyrie cosplay", "We need a Sparky cosplay next", "Just put a trash can on his head!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oil is the future of an independent Aberdeen, sod the rest of you.", "context": ["The Scottish Government's plan to re-industrialise independent Scotland creating up to 100,000 new jobs.", "I'm still annoyed this hasn't been given greater billing by the SNP/Yes.", "I agree.. Oil gets talked about a lot but this is the real future for Scotland."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It takes quite a bit of skill to control the flow like that, and not completely destroy your prostate, and pee on your hand.", "context": ["How I Think My Girlfriend Would Behave if we Switched Bodies for a Day", "I would definitely do that for at least 1/3 of the day.", "I would also devote at least 1/3 of the day to peeing my name on EVERYTHING"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Smh kids these days will never know tbh, I think I may have been born in lewronggeneration", "context": ["Seems like the 1960s had its own version of Craigslist.", "1960 version of Craigslist = Classifieds, Small ads.", "Do kids these days seriously not know about classifieds?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Thatss why you carry a gun to the movies", "context": ["This little kid's ballon in the theatre", "pop it during the movie", "This is why you always bring a couple of darts to the movies"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "For example Bob Black's \"Feminism is Fascism\" essay", "context": ["Were are you?", "Anything less than level 6 is for liberals.", "tbh post-left puts out some pretty good literature."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "so... you're not looking for anything long term?", "context": ["hey its eye patch girl", "If you've had a stroke that resulted in you having an eyepatch, you probably should quit smoking cigarettes.", "Im Dying soon anyway"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, Dark has been the poverty color so long, Wheres the love?", "context": ["red riding hood buff", "I gotta admit this buff is like.. massive.. I wish that'd happen with all of the fairy tale girls, but probably won't though.", "Sleeping Beauty definitely needs it now that we've got one cross heart lead for every color but Dark."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Actually it's 100% because it did happen and there's no way to go back and test it again to see if it wouldn't", "context": ["two players reacting to my distraction in perfect symmetry", "literally like a 1/1000 chance", "what are the odds if you include the fact that there's an r8 being used", "50% either it happens or it doesnt"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, he should have just beat them.", "context": ["Dad punishes kid for bad grades with ridiculous haircuts", "And the dad is always going to wonder why the kid's don't want to come and see him when they've left home.", "Ineffective and damaging parenting."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "How much native american do you have in you?", "context": ["Marvel teases Generations - Coming Summer 2017", "Okay so I'm Asian so don't take it the wrong way, but it's kinda funny how besides Thor, Cho Hulk is the only character who you can see his eyes", "I'm a white college student, so I'm extremely offended."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "There's a reason why I hide in my house in Bryan and sob quietly until everyone has left.", "context": ["The future of kyle field", "And you will still pay a small fortune to get into the game", "Imagine getting out of the parking lot after double overtime."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Scumbag boyfriend: Doesn't help with scary spider; flirts with women on the Internet instead of comforting his traumatized girlfriend.", "context": ["My girlfriend vs a spider", "Alert: sexy shirtless guy in the background", "....*ladies*... ;)"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's showing NASCAR's future Series the Hover Car Series", "context": ["New NASCAR 15 pic update - Talladega", "I would like to direct everyone's attention to the 33 and 1.", "They have no tires...that's pretty bad."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "One have* my biggest pet peeves", "context": ["Don't worry she become smart now", "She *would of*.", "One of my biggest pet peeves."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, it's supposed to be African and Arab and ruled by Germans.", "context": ["Poland most homogeneous in EU", "Well, let's hope it won't change in near future.", "Yeah because everything foreign = bad, right?", "Is it bad that I want Poland to stay Polish?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "When you play Mysterious Challenger, your Palladian gets a cool crown", "context": ["Gamebreaking Hearthstone bug!", "It is probably a bad sign when I read the title and thought \"which one is he talking about?\"", "what other gamebreaking bugs are there?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "white guys at the top of their game then?", "context": ["Eminem & Proof freestyling in a car", "Was a rap god, is a rap god", "eminem was to rap what jackson was to pop"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah, you'll probably end up buying Cavani, Hulk and Reus", "context": ["What do you think will be the most expensive transfer of the January transfer window?", "Whoever we inevitably buy", "Hopefully some damn defenders"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Only if it's for white people.", "context": ["This has been happening a lot to a mate who has been in college for the past 6 months in the USA.", "Embrace it, he'll get more scholarships that way anyhow.", "Isn't scholarship based on race extremely racist?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because Snowden just wanted a reason to move to Russia the pinnacle of freedom and liberty duh!", "context": ["Edward Snowden Says Media Being Misled 'About My Situation'", "Like anyone can believe Snowden.", "Why would he lie?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Did the Emperor have tiny hands?", "context": ["TIL: The Emperor of China who built the Great Wall suppressed intellectual thoughts and unified political opinion by burning books and burying scholars alive.", "Sounds like what's going on now.", "History tends to repeat itself."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He's tall he'd do good in net", "context": ["MSL Sucks I'd rather have a duck play hockey for us instead of this dustbag", "I think that Lundqvist is worse, and we should pull him and put in the Prince.", "We should just put in Brian Boyle"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You are supposed to hate everything from Halo 4, because it sucks", "context": ["Halo 5's New Arena Map Is A Sanghelios Style Remake Of Haven From Halo 4", "Of all the maps to remake, they choose one from Halo 4. l o l", "Hate on Halo 4 all you want, but that map was good."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We did it though he got reelected!", "context": ["So, this is floating around facebook and Christians are liking it... and I don't think they know that this is Charles Manson, not Jesus.", "1 Like = 1 Murder 1 Share = Helter Skelter", "It's as bad as social media activism kony 2012"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But we got a special hat that *no other faction got*!", "context": ["Help, there's a Call of Duty in my PlanetSide", "So if NC gets Wrel's bandana and TR gets CoD Ghost's bandana, does VS get a purple bandana tied 2Pac style?", "It actually looks like all factions get the skull face.", "We can't have the TR having something unique can we?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Test tubes are the scientific worlds ovaries because science is a she and the patriarchy is raping her by not allowing women into the STEM fields, check your privilege shit-lord!", "context": ["Men know they're unecessary.", "Probably discovered by a man", "Not only that, but the article also goes on to say that eggs can be made from male stem cells, so women are unnecessary, too.", "Still need a womb though as far as I know"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Obviously there was no free association, zero voluntary exchange, etc.", "context": ["You want to see something really scary?", "They homesteaded it.", "The native population homesteaded it first."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "LARS WEARS GAUGES AND IS ALWAYS TRYING TO APPEAR COOL IN FRONT OF OTHER GUYS THIS OBVIOUSLY MEANS HE'S A TRANSMAN", "context": ["Even Doctor Who fans are spewing this bullshit", "Dr Who, Supernatural, Sherlock; the unholy trinity of the tumblr fandoms, all of which are polluted with cringeworthy social justice extremist bullshit.", "And yet somehow the Steven Universe fandom somehow manages to be worse than all of them."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You are only commenting on this to point out it has something to do with Islam, go back to The_Donald.", "context": ["Hot Fuzz guys spotted in the London Attack", "People are dead and Reddit immediately goes for memes.", "It's a distraction to get attention away from the fact that the guy was a Muslim."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "People can't handle the truth of AFTV", "context": ["Video of ArsenalFanTV's host Robbie almost geting into a fight and getting harassed outside of the stadium by AKB's", "Robbie is cool,why hate?", "because people see him as a person who's banking money on arsenals failure"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But an authority figure standing in front of an American Flag said I was a weak coward for not wanting to go to war, so he must be correct.", "context": ["A third of US young adults are not eligible for military recruiting due to obesity", "Nine tenths of young adults are not eligible due to lack of interest", "Something about fighting made up wars just doesn't appeal to today's youth."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If you don't support murdering everyone I don't like you're not a *real* socialist.", "context": ["50,000 COMRADES READY FOR THE REVOLUTION", "50,000 Comrades ready for the ~~Revolution~~ *democratic movement to take back the means of production", "Which technically is a revolution."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I don't know it all looks like gibberish if it ain't printed in American.", "context": ["Chinese firms pumping $1 billion into Paramount movies", "Does this mean we are going to get more Chinese Kung Fu Movies?", "No, Transformer films.", "Where Chinese technology saves the day, like in The Martian and Gravity.", "I thought it was Russia in Gravity?", "It was a Chinese capsule I thought?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Munich is the capital of Germany", "context": ["After narrowly escaping relegation in the summer Hertha BSC finish the first half of the season in 3rd place with only Bayern and Dortmund infront.", "Fun Fact: Hertha are one of only 2 teams that can claim to be closer to Bayern than to the relegation zone.", "It's surprising that the capital of Germany doesn't have a team that is in the top 10 of the world."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That means they deserve to be punched!", "context": ["Thug punches Rebel reporter at women's march.", "What is rebel?", "A far right fake news network in Canada."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Thanks for your totally necessary addition to the joke", "context": ["Former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle to plead guilty to child pornography charges", "Subway's PR team is kicking themselves for not going with the idea of a talking sandwich for their mascot", "They should have gone with Norm Macdonald", "Norm is getting that kfc money now.", "Literal gravy train", "A literal train made out of gravy, literally."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Shut up minecraft is a bug free game, all bugs are now features.", "context": ["I've been waiting for this day", "Better post a screenshot of that text!", "I liked that feature, made drowning scary", "It was a bug though, not a feature right?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Unless diego alves is in goal, yes they are", "context": ["Koscielny last minute goal vs Burnley (1-0)", "That is why we should have video refs.", "I agree, arsenal would have scored from a penalty earlier in the game.", "Didn't realise penalties were certain goals."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Pffft, you know they just listen to Bat for Lashes and My Bloody Valentine 'cause their boyfriends made them listen.", "context": ["3 Fan Communities That Hate Their Own Members", "Actually it's about ethics in indie music journalism.", "Truly, the most corrupt and colluded journalism ANYWHERE.", "All these girls claiming to listen to indie music are not true indie rockers, I bet the only indie album they've ever heard is In The Aeroplane Over The Sea."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "#PINAPATAY YAN NG LP PARA ISISI KAY TATAY DIGONG!", "context": ["Antidrug pastor shot dead in Cebu!", "Waiting for the comments, \"Baka adik sya kaya napatay\"", "Baka adik siya kaya napatay.", "Baka napatay siya kaya adik"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And those assholes in the credits ain't getting a cent from us amirite guys?", "context": ["The operators of The Pirate Bay are total bad-asses", "So we pirate videos and that's ok, but not giving the source to a pathetic comic is a crime?", "pirated movies still have credits"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I have a clone but had to kill him when I retired.", "context": ["Has anyone here switched branches before their contract was up?", "I was actually in the Air Force and the Army for 24 years - drew 2 paychecks every month and now receive two retirements.", "You, uh, wanna share how that works?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I don't shop on holidays, in the evening, or at weekends, I don't want to rub it in to the employees that I'm not working when they are, I just do all my shopping whilst I'm at work online, that'll make them feel better about their jobs", "context": ["When I'm the only one of my friends working a rotating shift and they want me to go out on a saturday night", "\"I can't believe they are forcing you to work on a holiday\" - Customer(s) on every holiday", "This is why I refuse to shop on holidays."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't try to put sense on this, it's a \"joke\", go along with it.", "context": ["21 Images of Where Children Sleep Around the World Paints A Powerful Picture of Inequality", "I know he's only nine, and i've only ever seen a picture of him, but somebody really needs to punch Jaime in the face.", "Or maybe he's like that because his family's wealthier than most of us will ever be and raised him to be like that in the hopes he'll be as successful as they are?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "To the burning stakes with you!", "context": ["I'm not the greatest at Total War games, especially in field battles, so I was pretty proud of this victory, even if it's not the most impressive one ever.", "Id consider that a good victory if I was fighting fair against the AI :)", "To be fair, I wasn't entirely fighting fair, I was on the defensive and since I didn't have great terrain to use to my advantage, I just backed into the corner once the battle started so that the enemy couldn't flank me due to the wonderful line marking out of bounds."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah just you, sick username bro", "context": ["Edgy man disgusted by Fallout 4.", "I'm also confused by one of the other comments - Xbox for the win?", "This person is stupid and has stupid friends", "That person has friends and impregnated someone, which puts him like 5 degrees above anyone here."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Seriously guys, stop it with all the facts, it's just making you look like a know it all", "context": ["Just want to remind everyone what registering non-Christians looks like", "The pretentiousness in that title made me groan out loud.", "Doesn't change the fact that he is completely correct.", "Ugh... *groaning intensifies*"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, he used to support the near living incarnation of global warming- she's pretty hot.", "context": ["Guys I took two courses at a Community College so I'm pretty sure I know a thing or two about science", "Does he know what anthropomorphic means?", "That's got to be the best part, the only reason he would use that word is that he doesn't have any idea what it means, just that its long and hard to pronounce"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wow, did you just ASSUME the poster's place of origin?", "context": ["Teatro Zinzanni property sold; future uncertain", "Oh no, where else can I go to get wedding buffet quality food at premium prices?", "Right on schedule, another PoS smug (likely transplant) asshole."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm not bad at communicating, you willingfully misunderstanding me to protect your male privilege", "context": ["This is what you might call a \"red flag\"", "I need ~~feminism~~ *to learn how to properly communicate with others*.", "Actually in this case it's \"Feminism is the excuse I need for why I am unable to effectively communicate.\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "\"but they're elite and not supposedly to be easy\"", "context": ["excited for my first ripper demon task", "skipper demons", "All elite slayer mobs are just aids and bullshit and jagex refuses to do anything about them."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Lorde and Vampire Weekend are the best things to happen to rock music in the past few years.", "context": ["The Orwells - Terrible Human Beings", "The Orwells are easily one of the worst things to happen to rock music in the past few years.", "says the person who is hyped on Lorde and Vampire Weekend."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But the glue joint is stronger than the wood itself!", "context": ["I started a little side project last night while working in my dining room table... A mallet", "My ocd is driving me crazy with this...why the offset?", "A mistake... I'm still learning.", "Your going to learn why mallet heads are 1 bit of timber next."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Almost like it was on purpose", "context": ["Can we talk about how great the last two episodes were?", "They were good, but.....HIATUS.", "and cliffhanger... and sad Star-Marco-Jackie-manypeople"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah, I totally disagree with that sentiment.", "context": ["Iraqi TV host breaks down in tears speaking about Chistians in Iraq.", "Not only is he a more sensitive, emotional and compassionate man than I am for crying over the treatment of Christians in Iraq, he is also a tougher, braver and ballsier man than I am for attacking ISIS in public.", "I hope he stays safe.", "Second that."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nice to see a relevant musician being interviewed", "context": ["Wierd Al lurking on the red carpet at the Grammys.", "Who are they interviewing?", "That's Gwen Stefani."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Deadlifts are just a long row right?", "context": ["What is the most widespread and inaccurate piece of \"bro-science\" out there right now?", "All you need is squat bench deadlift.", "yeah you need ohp too", "What about pullups or rows?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, someone who hates a country would definitely put up with the stress, personal attacks, risk of assassination and all the other bullshit for 8 years just out of spite.", "context": ["This picture of Barack Obama's speech looks like something out of a dystopian fiction.", "Patriotism is a hell of a drug.", "The funny thing is he hates the US and has almost destroyed our country."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wouldn't Asomugha be a \"Dream Team\" Eagles Great?", "context": ["New and Last Flashback player is Fred Biletnikoff", "What a terrible card to end my favorite set with.", "I was hoping for Nnamdi Asomugha when they said \"Raider Great\""]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Haha because prison rape is funny when it happens to men", "context": ["Mississippi to propose removal of Confederate emblem from state flag", "Is anyone else actually kind of impressed that a racist fuckwad killed some people because the \"blacks are taking over\" only to have his heinous act totally backfire by getting states to take down their racist symbols?", "Not to mention that he'll go to a prison which is disproportionately populated by black people.", "I predict he will get rape-shanked on the first day by Bubba."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This slaps in the whip fambruhgini", "context": ["Lil' Wayne - 6 Foot 7 Foot", "B A N G E R A N G E R", "*s l a p p e r*"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But everyone in this thread loves them SO much", "context": ["If a player is killed by random crits within a short time after spawning, they should have a shorter respawn time.", "better idea: remove random crits from all non-melees, now you wont get killed by a scout hitting one shot and gaben deciding to bless it", "please remove random crits from all melees as well ;_;", "Problem is that random crits on melees are high enough to be an actual part of balance, so removing it would make some weapons way more powerful, this could be fixed by giving a damage boost to all melees with random crits but considering valve's playtesting i dont want to deal with 9001 damage bottles", "Random crits shouldn't be in the game at all."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Since you can't do it yourself I'll have to show you out", "context": ["This is confusing to look at", "i dont smoke cigarettes, but i might smoke a chicken noodle cigarette", "Yes, but would you soup a bowl of Marlboro?", "That's not cool dude, my friends cousins buddy's sister died like that", "My uncle was a two-can-a-day souper and lived to be 97.", "Was he souperstitious?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But my Nvidia FE makes it go zoom zoom?", "context": ["MSI RX 480 Gaming X complete picture - source & more pictures in comments", "I like how all MSI cards look basically the same", "Why change what's already proven to work effectively?", "kids who think their video cards are racing cars and not a piece of hardware"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "that doesn't make sense, there was a gun and angry people so at least one person must of died right?", "context": ["Witnessed this in a Target parking lot today", "Op don't leave is hanging what happened next?", "Words exchanged, driver left, pedestrian walked away."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Dude, he knows what he is doing and is control at all times.", "context": ["Another idiot on the road", "I count 2 idiots... car driver and biker", "biker was getting license plate and face on camera like he should do to report the driver", "And wheelying on the public road, speeding, harassing other road users, turning right from left lane across other traffic, vigilantism, .... I don't think they'd be using that video to report anyone else's driving."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Sure it wasn't an arrow to the knee?", "context": ["CAPA announces that 'Hamilton' will be part of the 2018-19 Broadway in Columbus series.", "Aaron Burr was a hero.", "He was a captain under General Montgomery until he took a bullet in the neck in Quebec."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Im not the person in the article, but I'm ugly and don't pass.... sorry... I didn't mean to ruin your life.", "context": ["Why do people who don't pass do this?", "Why do you care?", "Because I don't want my rights stripped away because of people like that who ruin it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "God can make space any color.", "context": ["This is making the rounds on Facebook people think it's real.", "The problem (other than the fact it's really dumb in the first place) is that the Hubble can't even take a picture of earth.", "I was thinking the clouds in outer space was more ridiculous.", "And space is now blue instead of black"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "All this liquid gold they've been spilling into tissues for years, who knew what a literal goldmine they were sitting on!", "context": ["In honour of my new username, MGTOW tell you how to avoid spermjacking - \"How satisfying would it be to hear own self-inflicted screams coming from the bathroom.\"", "How self-important do you have to be in order to think women are out to steal your sperm?", "I've seriously seen some of these guys call it \"liquid gold\" like it was this insanely rare valuable commodity."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I thought it was they simply hate women and also hate seeing women in film, like in Aliens and Terminator films", "context": ["If you need a Ghostbuster-ish fix, instead of waiting for the reboot, give Peter Jackson's The Frighteners (1996) a try", "I am not even remotely interested in the reboot, and I loved Ghostbuster 1&2 and the cartoons", "I think that's actually the main reason for why a lot of people aren't interested in the reboot."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Damn that man and his cis white straight thin handsome male successful privilege.", "context": ["Scarlett did not like the jokes made about her yesterday.", "2GD should apologize for being an asshole.", "He should check is white male privilege."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nationalism is bad, except nationalism against the English, that's fine.", "context": ["My reaction as Scottish man to the USA celebrating its independence", "Found the SNPer.", "Beats being a BNPer right?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh if we just knew boys didn't like it then we would have stopped years ago!", "context": ["Tropical Vacation", "damn girls still do this?", "One of the most unattractive things a white girl can do."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because 100% of people who voice a concern or disagree with Trump or his administration are 'liberal'", "context": ["Trump donates first-quarter salary to National Park Service", "ITT: brigading from t_mcdonald", "Or not everyone in reddit is a liberal..."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Good thing school shootings are never committed by anyone other than Muslims right?", "context": ["School shooting in Saudi Arabia: teacher kills 6 colleagues", "That whole Middle East and North Africa region is in a pretty crazy state right now", "Soo you mean everywhere Islamists are in large numbers?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "\"it's also impossible for the FBI to find out what's on this 'terrorists' smart phone unless apple provides them with a backdoor to install/edit a phones encrypted data\" .... im sure they have no vulnerabilities.", "context": ["RUSH banned for 1 year on ESEA for ban evasion", "His ESEA probably got hijacked", "That is impossible all esea passwords encrypted no hack just maintenance))"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But he made it for us", "context": ["Man of Steel 2 Reportedly Back in Active Development Again at Warner Bros.", "I don't hate MoS or BvS, but hopefully they use this as a chance to have a more classic take on Superman.", "I love MoS, but BvS is proof if Snyder has unlimited power and no supervision, he creates a mess of a film", "That is something the fans can no longer tolerate."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Now the list of those who have or should have died but magic saved them.", "context": ["Currently rewatching the show and was surprised by this underrated, badass monologue.", "* Joffrey * Cersei * Walder Frey * Meryn Trant * Tywin Lannister * The Red Woman * Beric Dondarrion * Thoros of Myr * Ilyn Payne * The Mountain * The Hound", "Some one update this with the names crossed for who are dead.", "* ~~Joffrey~~ * Cersei * ~~Walder Frey~~ * ~~Meryn Trant~~ * ~~Tywin Lannister~~ * The Red Woman * Beric Dondarrion * Thoros of Myr * Ilyn Payne * The Mountain * The Hound"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Too bad nobody cares about your wrestling program", "context": ["Someone needs to be fired...(Iowa logo in place of Iowa State logo )", "That's the closest Iowa has been to the Sweet 16 this millennium.", "Ill trade a sweet sixteen for a national campion wrestler"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, cuz the girls on 16 and preggers are exactly 16, am I right?", "context": ["I don't even.", "MTV called, they need her to audition for their show 16 and preggers.", "DUDE, SHE'S 17!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because in this era, showing any amount of compassion to your fellow man is reprehensible and unpatriotic.", "context": ["Migrants head to Switzerland amid Austria border crackdown", "Good, let them in while all these bigots surrounding us shut down", "I honestly don't know why someone advocating giving shelter to people in need is being downvoted."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Don't need book learnin down a coal mine.", "context": ["Some Kansas schools will not have enough funding for rest of the school year due to Brownback's tax cut experiment.", "I don't understand how any state can say cutting education funding is a good idea... ever.", "Apparently, you have never been to WV."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "ur just a conspiracy theorist, take off ur foil hat", "context": ["The US is an oligarchy, study concludes", "This is not news to many of us, sadly.", "I've been trying to tell this to people for years now; everyone just calls me an extremist -.-"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The form is telling men clearly are superior!", "context": ["(TW: not tumblr) This just happened on my very liberal university's required profile creation.", "What's the problem here, if someone wants to be unique and use random pronouns it's hardly hurting anyone, also this is an optional thing so it isn't being forced upon you", "It said it was optional, but it automatically selected the first option and there was no way to not answer it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well way to ruin the feels!", "context": ["Robin Williams as a Bronco cheerleaders 1979", "This is from Mork and Mindy, right?", "I read that scenes like this are what caused the show to slide downhill", "Yeah, I can't find it now so I might be making this up, but I think I read somewhere or heard him say in an interview that he didn't like doing this scene because it wasn't true to the heart of the show."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Thanks for giving medical aid to al Nusra and other terrorists", "context": ["Syrian boxer refuses to compete against Israeli, quits boxing tournament", "Good on him", "You realize Israel has given nothing but emergency medical aid to Syrians lately right?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, cuz women would marry Gordon for his good looks.", "context": ["Gordon Ramsay's Son.", "This kid eats the best food... What a lucky bastard", "Not if mom cooks for him"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Eight people, but I guess that person doesn't matter at all to you :(", "context": ["The new Orlando City Stadium has 49 rainbow pattern seats in honor of the 49 killed at the Pulse Night Club.", "Counting the purple seats seems like cheating a little.", "Yeah, those last seven people absolutely died for nothing"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Force buy To be NiP you must buy like NiP", "context": ["The Legendary Triple Wallbang", "You see a triple kill, I see a failed ace", "I see 2 AWPs, a Scout, a Mac-10, and a deagle"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "old you was twice the woman you'll ever be", "context": ["2 years and 212 pounds later I finally was able to remove the skin.", "So you went from what lbs to what lbs?", "372 to 160"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They could learn a thing or two from reputable news outlets like Stuff, or the NZ Herald", "context": ["Virat Kohli alleges Australia disrespected Indian cricket team physio; Steve Smith rubbishes it", "Seems like the kind of wanker that can dish it out but has a sook when someone gives it back.", "Bit like the Aussie media"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, because Trump is objectively better!", "context": ["Trump team reportedly wants to strip FCC of consumer protection powers", "If you're crying about this and you didn't vote for Hillary, eat shit.", "How about having a reasonable primary where the powers that be didn't already have an anointed one?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yea man i turnt gay just looking at it", "context": ["That look of disappointment", "His vague amusement at her bullshit.", "Damn id probably turn gay on the spot if i was him and she pulled me in like that."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I don't know, I personally love taking money off the most disadvantaged.", "context": ["David Cameron announces future resignation as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom", "Why does Reddit love the EU so much?", "Why does Reddit hate the Tories so much?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes because when the Republicans win America will literally devolve into a patriarchal dictatorship where women have no rights.", "context": ["Disfigured victim's plea to die exposes India's acid violence", "Every day I'm happy to be a woman living in America.", "that is until mitt romney becomes president."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Typical democrat - promote legislation which would help cut down nationwide emissions by a significant percentage, but live in a 5-bedroom house which essentially negates that work.", "context": ["Every Month This Year Has Been the Hottest in Recorded History", "Meanwhile, the retards in the republican party continue to deny climate change, ignoring the mountains of evidence.", "TBH, I hear a lot of climate change complaints coming from democrats with lifestyles, and purchasing habits that support the biggest contributors to global warming.", "So that means... What, exactly?", "Don't complain about something you aren't trying to change."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Do you drink to much specifically?", "context": ["Blowing up a baby movie prop with an air pump", "It's only 6:35am and I already feel like I've seen enough internet today", "I feel like I need a drink already.", "Me too but I drink to much in general."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "lol u aren't better than him how can you see it sucks?", "context": ["Going Quantum - Raw Previews!", "You'd think after almost 3 years he'd come out with something really good", "Yeah its like something that BLNK guy would produce :/", "Why do people even make this comparison it's so stupid lol just a weak attempt at trying to piss me off"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ah, yes, they must be ignoring the surplus of movies starring women and/or minorities.", "context": ["James Berardinelli: The biggest problem with 3-D isn't that there's something inherently wrong with it but that Hollywood has misused and abused it to the point where audiences no longer regard 3-D as a benefit but a regrettable necessity for \"big\" movies.", "He seems to think that 3D would have thrived if Hollywood had chosen restraint and limited its use; when was the last time Hollywood movie studios showed restraint about anything?", "Making films with women or minorities in lead roles?", "this statement is funny, but isn't has no basis in reality."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If there is one thing I trust in this world, it's the cleanliness of a movie theater.", "context": ["cuddle friendly movie theater", "Bring your own plastic seat cover.", "The pillows don't look attached, they probably get washed regularly."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well you're obviously having fun wrong.", "context": ["Who is that rocken lil goddess?", "I know it's not the point of the post but isn't making fun of Madden and CoD like making fun of Nickleback at this point?", "I honestly don't get the hate either...Yeah, they basically re-release the same games every year, but Madden and CoD are still pretty fun."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Clearly they speak British....god get it right.", "context": ["Caveat Emptor", "\"I fancy a banana\" I love the way the English speak", "In English?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But, like, with democracy, the people can like *decide* things that benefit the people.", "context": ["Beware the Plutocracy", "Ok, so Libertarian is making fun of the Occupy movement now.. Is it because as a subreddit we won't agree or support it?", "It is because their solution for problems with government is more government."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It was a Sjin series, so no", "context": ["Minecraft - Trials Of Skobbels 1 - Simon's Back!", "The real Simon is probably dead, this guy is some imposter that won some lookalike contest", "Zimon_", "Did that plotline ever go anywhere?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Some kind of amorphous semisolid liquid Saudi nanoparticle roadway technology, obviously, duh.", "context": ["he makes this look so easy", "Saudi teenagers do that on dry asphalt in sandals", "That is neither dry nor asphalt.", "Then what is it?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No I just said the complete opposite of what I actually meant.", "context": ["2014 /R/TRAP AWARDS WINNERS!", "What a disappointment.", "haha, you really disappointed by this post on reddit?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That is what the Illuminati wants you to think.", "context": ["\"Fuck your brother because of YOUR bad music\"", "Did that actually happen to his little brother?", "Yes, his little brother / rapper Kayo Redd was found dead yesterday, he shot himself."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But islam has nothing to do with terrorism, does it?", "context": ["Terrorism threat - Foreign travel advice (gov.uk)", "Surprised that Australia is at more risk than Germany the Netherlands", "That's what happens when you are next to one of the largest Islamic countries in the world"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Think you're a big shot scientist now do ya?", "context": ["My daughter is not a morning person.", "This is me the morning after every Friday.", "So, Saturday morning then?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Indeed man, look how bad EU has been for the entirety of Eastern Europe.", "context": ["Serbia wants to annex part of Kosovo using 'Crimea model': president", "If they do that, they can kiss their potential EU membership \"goodbye\"", "That's probably a good thing for them."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I guess you finally remembered the toggle?", "context": ["lowlight added with update for 10/20/15", "Selecting the match where you top fragged, I see you OP", "Had a pretty rough start though."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah and you get the wrong guy, no big deal right?", "context": ["Picture of an man that was imprisoned for 40 years after being told by the judge he was innocent.", "And that right there is why the death penalty is morally bankrupt......", "Disagree, some crimes are so heinous the only justice is death."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, they are all literally robot-fascists who have no understanding of human decency", "context": ["Officer delivers donations to woman's home after catching her stealing to feed her family.", "Police Dept PR stunt is super effective.", "You don't think it's possible the cop did this because it's Christmas and he has genuine compassion for this lady?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "the children obviously look neglected and unhappy", "context": ["Neil Patrick Harris and his family :)", "Derrr it's a celebrity who makes idiots laugh by reading scripts written by someone else so that makes child abuse acceptable derr", "where's the child abuse?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nah they should use Final Stand from Call of Duty.", "context": ["Deathcam gave me wallhack", "Can we just get rid of the deathcam?", "a first-person deathcam would be cool"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Can we still set him on fire as fuel for burning gay people at the stake?", "context": ["Some things only women should do.", "I strongly disagree sir.", "OP is a sexist.", "Exceptionally, in this case OP is not a bunch of twigs."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If only we still had Fergie, he'd be able to straighten him out.", "context": ["Manchester United will extend Zlatan Ibrahimovic's contract for a second season, running until the end of 2017/18.", "Wonder which Raiola client they get first dibs on next summer on for doing this", "Super Duper Mario Balotelli transfer to Man United confirmed."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Sure I can imagine Kerry's press conference where he announces sanctions against Saudi Arabia", "context": ["Saudi Arabia says 47 executed on terror charges, including Shi'ite cleric", "The execution of Sheikh Nimr is going to go over extremely poorly in Iran.", "It should go over extremely poorly everywhere."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, they did *SO* bad the last time they tried.", "context": ["At least nine reported dead, over 100 injured in Kiev as violent clashes break out near Ukraine's parliament", "How long before Russia sends in the tanks like Budapest 1956?", "LOL you really think Russia is going to wage war in Europe?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nope, he was being completely serious.", "context": ["Idea I had for Steam: game lending", "They should also induce something like there is a 99% chance your game will come back scratched or something and you will have to re-buy it.", "Is that a joke?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hmm, you sound like a SJW, better doxx right now.", "context": ["I don't think I can stand Voat anymore", "damn I dont want those people silenced but I do not want sjw to be blamed for everything and any time you defend peoples rights you get wrecked as an sjw so frustrating they pile on harder than reddit.", "Whenever I ask for them to cite a source for a claim, they just use the \"SJW\" label... when was wanting to know where info is coming from a bad thing?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "HOW DARE YOU SPEAK THE NAME THAT SHALL BE NOT SPOKEN YOU JUST KILLED US ALL I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY YOU JUST CAUSED A MASS GENOCIDE", "context": ["demon in purple (and yes tattletail is there, i put him there on purpose to showcase it)", "Not gonna lie but I'm not a fan of the PG model, Looks so out of place imo.", "It looks like that one strange version of Rebornica's... Dare I say it... ***VINCENT***"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I guess it's nice when a gov tells you what you can and can't do.", "context": ["China's monopoly ended", "As far as I'm concerned it sucks, not sure why everyone is celebrating it", "Because it was rampant speculation, rather than real usage of Bitcoin as a currency and store of value."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I mean, read the sign, it says Publix right on it.", "context": ["\"Gimme that uncooked ramen look fam\"", "bruh I know this exact store too she lives in my hometown :(", "That's a Publix deli, how on earth do you know that it's YOUR local Publix deli?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah, damn europe, such a bad country", "context": ["Someone stole Tweedays Laptop and all of his footage :(", "My wallet was stolen in Cologne also, you need to be careful in this area ..", "You need to be careful in ANY area.", "in europe especially pickpockets are common"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Finishing out of the playoffs again would be awesome when you consider how great our draft picks have been for the last two decades!", "context": ["80-2-0?", "tanknation", "The leafs could go 0-82, and with their luck, would lose the lottery and not end up with McDavid."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And that's why video games are racist and gender discrimination.", "context": ["I'm probably just a boy/girl, but I REALLY crave attention", "We gonna need a pokedex to track all this genders", "Professor Oak only recognizes \"boy\" and \"girl\" though"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Nothing, the us is in it's prime!", "context": ["There are two types of men in the world.", "Ones about to save America and one is about to save his golf handicap", "Save America from what?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So we can wait 3 years for them to be sent by n00bs?", "context": ["What would happen if we had a trade run that was uncoordinated", "Mean man :( so meen.", "It's true :V. Now buy some of our diamond swords."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well, obviously not the black guy, he used up his luck getting the whitey", "context": ["Apparently white people get clean water in Flint, Michigan", "My white friend from Michigan is in a relationship with a black guy and they share a home... what water do they get?", "Who pays the bill?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I once got stung by a hornet in Thailand and got transgendered.Ya gotta be careful", "context": ["Presidential candidate Marco Rubio: The United States is Governed by God, Not the Constitution", "There's a sizeable demographic that will absolutely love that quote", "The demographic the dude was from who shot up the Planned Parenthood parking lot?", "Ah, you mean the transgendered leftist activist?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, surely Iran will respect this general rule and do nothing.", "context": ["Air France's gay stewards refuse to go to Iran, where homosexuality is punishable by death", "Air France stewardesses refused to go and now the gay stewards refuse to go ... so that's all of them, right?", "Femalse didn't refuse to go, they refused to wear headscarves.", "Well since its the law in Iran, the only way they can refuse to wear it is to refuse to go there.", "Airports are typically considered international zones and not under the jurisdiction of local laws."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "that's what the raid is for.", "context": ["We need a 20+ Patrol mode with more challenging public events and beacon bounties, and better drops.", "And lvl 28 strikes", "And make the level 28 strikes drop ascendant materials, I'm stuck at lvl 27 right now, those ascendant shards are as rare as a mtn dew edition xbox."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This new-fangled cloaking technology is incredible!", "context": ["British Army soldiers from 4th Battalion, The Royal Regiment of Scotland on exercise in Germany", "Where are they I don't see anyone in the photo", "There are, in fact, 27 people in this picture."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ahh Brazil, the Germanic Protestant giant of South America.", "context": ["Happiness level by country, 2015", "TIL being a native speaker of a Germanic language makes you happy.", "Protestant too."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, because this *never* happens on PC.", "context": ["Seen a post yesterday that Eichenwalde was perfect for reaper ult, had to try it out for myself.", "When you're so mad that you failed to protect your team that you cast your ult at a wall.", "Console players in a nutshell"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They were about to write a stern letter, but it was vetoed by the Saudis on the Human Rights Council.", "context": ["George Clooney's wife Amal pleads to UN: Don't let Islamic State get away with genocide", "Pleading to them is like pleading for help from a guy wearing a fedora.", "Oh boy, ISIS is in for it now, here comes a scathing scolding from the UN!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "How much did Apple pay you to hate on the pro Microsoft comment?", "context": ["Windows 10 Reaches 110 Million Installs", "I really like windows 10", "How much did they pay you to say that?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But Stephan is so conservative, how is he even on the white liberal radar", "context": ["Suey Park's epic fail Huffington Post interview about #CancelColbert", "She says \"white liberal's\" like I would imagine a racist would say nigger.", "If she hates white liberals that much I can't imagine how she'd react talking to a white conservative."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because of the patriarchy, only a man would do something so disgusting and deplorable.", "context": ["Get yer feets back in the car", "If my consumption of American media has taught me anything, That was a sex crime and this man is now a pedophile.", "How do we know it was a man?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It is when you're making fun of white people.", "context": ["I'll be Ba(ra)ck", "Ya but soon we'll be able to see a carrot in the picture, an angry orange carrot", "Is it cool to make fun of skin color again?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah and I'm sure no ballot stuffing was happening either.", "context": ["Let's not forget who made this inauguration possible.", "I can't believe she is still in congress.", "We almost got rid of her in the primaries, losing by just under 7k votes, I am sure we'll be able to get her in 2018."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wow yes that's how genetics work!", "context": ["Hiko's sister & mom on stream lol", "Hiko does not look anything like his mom or sister", "Which is perfectly understandable since he's male and they're female."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, I live in China and all of my electric heaters have caught aflame.", "context": ["It's getting cold, I'm afraid for my power bill, what can I do?", "Electric blankets are a happy medium.", "beware ones made in China"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You say that like it's a bad thing!", "context": ["Canada, never change.", "If Quebec left Canada they would pretty much be doomed economically, really it should be Quebec complaining about learning English!", "And if Quebec left Canada, Canada would be stuck with the whole nation being dominated by Ontario and the Conservatives gaining an even bigger majority."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "At least this solves the war crime of fighting in civilian clothing.", "context": ["UN Chief: 'Israel Could Be Guilty Of War Crimes'", "Ironically, every rocket fired indiscriminately into Israel is a war crime, which is why the Palestinians are unable to access the International Criminal Court - by doing so they would invite prosecution on themselves.", "Don't forget Hamas militants fighting in IDF uniforms"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Let them mentally abuse you all they want!", "context": ["Facebook friend gets in a relationship", "Just because they're your parents, doesn't mean they should be friends with you on facebook.", "If you're under their roof, on their internet and using a device they probably got you.. You should be thankful you have a Facebook."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "About the recent death of Napoleon, of course!", "context": ["Did Arin just say something racist to an entire culture?", "are you kidding me", "About what?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But if you need to ask for prices then you don't belong.", "context": ["To the people who design websites for restaurants", "What about the phone number, I think you missed one.", "And the prices on the menu."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but it's inconvenient for me to be blocked in traffic can't they go protest somewhere else where it doesn't affect anybody?", "context": ["Pentagon orders Ferguson to return Humvees amid concerns about police militarization", "I don't think blocking the highway and disrupting interstate commerce is peaceful protesting.", "Blocking a highway is *literally* what the Selma March was."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But they already have 20.000 Windows Store 2D apps !", "context": ["LEAK: Lenovo's Windows Holographic PC VR headset (1440p OLED, Inside-out Tracking) launching in August for $399", "Applied for a devkit, haven't got a response yet =/ Are they really launching to consumers in August?", "Sure hope they release a devkit before a consumer release, or there won't be any apps :D 1440p should be a really nice bump in text legibility for virtual desktop and bigscreen, without the massive quality/comfort reduction of the upsampled 4K60 headsets like pimax"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well duh, there's an outage so no one's connecting", "context": ["Rest in Peace, sweet prince", "There's no way it's a coincidence this happened hours after they launched in Russia.", "There's no way there's a connection."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah because everyone knows that once something is posted on reddit the whole internet has seen it", "context": ["Penn and Teller take on the anti vaccination movement", "Oh, we are reposting this again?", "I for one am glad, as I missed the previous times it was posted!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We'll all be servile to him when we're soaking up rays on the Red Planet..!", "context": ["9-Year-Old Boy Graduates High School and Starts College, Wants to Become Astrophysicist: 'I Want to Prove That God Does Exist'", "In Future News: \"21 Year Old Man Who Solved World Energy Crisis, Created Cure for Cancer and Ended World Hunger Announces 'I am God' During Press Release.\"", "Isn't elon musk already doing that?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Exactly, and if someone says otherwise they are just affirming the little guy rage syndrome.", "context": ["Car cuts off cyclist and goes into full road rage asshole.", "What a raging lunatic.", "It's little man syndrome."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah and no one's voting for her either", "context": ["The world we live in 2016", "They are more interested in letting their friends know that they saw Hillary than they are actually interested in seeing Hillary.", "Nobody is actually interested in seeing Hillary."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ah, the true epitome of reality.", "context": ["Females don't have orgasms", "What is it with them thinking that mailmen are these hardcore super \"Chads\"?", "Their only reference for human sexuality is porn."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "By saying giants birds, I really hope you aren't referring to woman who, I'm sure your uneducated mind is unable to understand, have been called birds as a derogatory term for the last century.", "context": ["Offended by a white square", "I feel like an old person who is out the loop from their ever evolving terminologies, but what exactly is 'LGBTQIA+'?", "Let's Go Back To Quality Incense Aromas", "Lure Giant Birds To Quiet Inconspicuous Areas"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah i think i'll just go ahead and not pay reps, wait for a friend to unpearl me in a couple of months, then i can be innocent after having a criminal record for over a year.", "context": ["The Slayer Strikes Again: randerson2011 pearled, post claims.", "\"we don't pearl innocents\"", "He is in no way innocent.", "about as innocent as tb or zero lel"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You mean his arrow hitbox will get a nerf?", "context": ["Zenny Ult + Ana Ult + Lucio speed up", "You could try this with a reinhardt charge", "You'd hit something immediately", "Hitscan Reinhardt charge", "+ Hanzo's arrows now fire Reinhardts"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Street art so deep must be Banksy", "context": ["#FirstWorldProblems", "Who did this?", "Stencil style in black and white- It looks like Banksy or a Banksy imitator."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Like he said, \"I guess that makes you a super asshole.\"", "context": ["This was posted by a record shop I love too", "I liked most of this list.", "Well I guess that makes you a super asshole.", "No I mean I hated most of the songs on the list."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And that's why you are no longer a super power.", "context": ["Snot-Nosed Kid Throws Rock At Motorcycle", "I thought he was getting a gun out of that pouch.", "In England we use our words."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Now we know what's it like", "context": ["Can you guys please get off Steam for 5 minutes so I can see what's on sale on my wishlist.", "I'm at the checkout, if I could just pay for the games I've picked up I'll stop.", "I've been trying for half an hour now...just take my damn money!", "1st world problems", "im buying from steam in a 3rd world country and im offended"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm sure if we just add more bureaucrats it will start working for the people!", "context": ["I believe I hear a Tutsi in Rwanda asking you to check your American privilege", "Most inefficient genocide ever.", "Yeah, America is a highly industrialised nation, I expect all its oppression to be efficient.", "... you've not been to the DMV here, have you?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "A notarized acceptance letter from ISIS?", "context": ["Active Shooter at Texas Walmart Reported", "Holster, notes in arabic and \"other paraphernalia\" in suspects car -Per the scanner", "I wonder what they mean by paraphernalia in this instance."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, punishing your friend and ally is a much better strategy!", "context": ["EU warning over Russia 'land grab' in South Ossetia border row - BBC News", "Wow I'm glad they warned us about it, now everyone can continue doing nothing.", "I wish Merkel took as hard a line with Russia as she does with Greece"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It obviously doesn't look tacticool enough", "context": ["A few of my favourite things", "High on fashion, low on practicality.", "what is impractical about a pen, a watch, a wallet, a knife, car keys and a pair of boots?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, cops are totally cool people in other countries and police brutality is non-existent outside of the USA.", "context": ["India arrests police officers over gang rape", "Wait, you *can* arrest police officers?", "TIL: In non-American countries, the police are not above the law"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "but it is cinematic according to a veteran Ubisoft employee", "context": ["With all this PS4 Pro 4K gaming nonsense I decided to take some screenshots of a real game worthy of higher resolutions.", "You know some console games actually have pretty decent graphics yeh?", "you know that the most of them run at decent 30fps yeh?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But you should buy high quality pieces that will last years to come!", "context": ["The Fashion Minimalist Lookbook", "Those giant shirts look awful.", "The rolled pant leg showing ankles is high-fashion and will be dated quickly"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "hey, give ~~peace~~ war a chance!", "context": ["US Intelligence Veterans Write Open Letter To Merkel To Avoid All-Out Ukraine War", "I wonder how long before the pro war brigade downvote this into oblivion.", "Not very long, the same story appeared yesterday from another news site and it got down voted immediately."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That was totally due to underinflated tyres though", "context": ["Shelby GT500 Crashes Into Brand New Truck (@0:17)", "*Maybe it'll straighten out if I just^keep^accelerating*", "Not even trying to counter steer... The whole plot was very similar to the one video where the BMW jumps the median."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Brought a plane, no money left for a 1080", "context": ["Am I late to the party with this?", "Is that on a plane?", "Yes, I bought one in the US while I was there, now taking it back to The Netherlands."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The Pirate Bay does not exist", "context": ["Went to buy a Christmas tree high, came back with a Dragon.", "You have a very nice house and your dragon really ties the room together!", "Seems to be a very high house too.", "the high man in the castle", "I really want to watch that but don't want to give amazon more of my money :("]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But then we would lose the Juke :(", "context": ["New Renault Alpine A110", "Renault needs to come to America", "We can trade them for the entirety of Nissan"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We don't do that in America because our parents teach us not to pay with our food.", "context": ["The road goes both ways", "But it's not a tragedy", "exactly, in most instances the bull is then slaughtered and given freely to the poor."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "BUT IT'S OLOF SO THIS SHOT MUST BE IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE BY NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS", "context": ["olof jumping awp shot", "Absolutely unreal", "tbh I thought it was kind of meh"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ah, yes, people hand over half their money to the State out of the goodness of their hearts and not because of force.", "context": ["When people unironically defend Socialism and Communism on the front page of Reddit", "It's weird that people still equate socialism with communism, as if they are the same.", "Socialism is communism without the guns pointed at the citizen."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Cause it's impossible to be racist against white people, didn't you know?", "context": ["A new billboard just went up in my town", "What makes you think we want you?", "Canadians say they don't want Americans and it's cool, Americans say we don't want Mexicans and we are racist."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm SHOCKED that a SJW would ever do such a thing", "context": ["They're becoming more aware!", "Cool that they can find the page but not the rules.", "I did love the selective screenshotting; it's like a malicious attempt to present us in the worst possible light for the purposes of a circlejerk."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But my baby boomer knees don't creek when I get in it!", "context": ["Must be a professional soccer player behind the wheel", "FWD Compact SUV, #neveragain", "Crossovers- like a normal car, but worse!", "Its like a sedan but without the low center of gravity for handling, and it's like an SUV but without the ground clearance for ... well... for doing just about everything you could ever need an SUV for!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wow your compelling and well informed response just made me convert back to being religious!", "context": ["A light-hearted moment from a children's bible", "The whole bible is fairly wtf", "But still makes more sense than the claim we magically came from a bowl of chemicals"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "oh but haven't you heard there are two different words and anyone using -a is being cool and anyone using -er is self-hating.. they're totally different ya know", "context": ["Man tells it like it is regarding Shanesha Taylor, the woman who left her child in a hot car to go to a job interview, raised 100K in donations, then blew it on designer clothing and a rap studio for her boyfriend.", "this nigga approves this message She legit embodies everything I see wrong within the black community and the poor kids have to deal with her.", "Fellow black man here, you're not helping by calling yourself a nigga."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "There was some American football player that got real big and openly came out as gay, because you know that's not commendable and brave at all considering the environment that the sports world exists in.", "context": ["Obama loves pretty boy flamers but won't respect our troops!", "I'm out of the loop on this, what did really happen?", "Republicans cut veterans benefits and successfully convinced conservative Americans that Obama did it.", "And what about the gay football player?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "What's more motivating than watching the best news of the decade?", "context": ["Vladimir Lenin on change", "I like how the top comments of previous posts become posts themselves within hours", "Yeah, this was definitely in the Turkish coup thread... which was not all that motivating."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "who cares about personality, no bewbs", "context": ["About Harem Anime.. Why does the MC pretty much always pick the worst Girl?", "Because they have better taste than choosing doormat.", "Forget the doormats, Raku already did, what about the genuine, open girls that show their love all the time, but get played as a joke and punched in the face by the author?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's done such a fine job of fostering a sense of brotherhood and racial equality, I don't see what other choice we could possibly have!", "context": ["Muh equality", "Let's solve racism with more racism!", "So affirmative action?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If he scores 10 goals per game maybe he's worth it", "context": ["Most value for money TOTS up to now?", "Id say TOTS Auba", "700k on consoles so much value w0w"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But all you guys do is make moguls", "context": ["One of my favourite things about working in the ski fields", "The mogul buster in me is screaming in outrage, but the old man in me sheds a tear of joy at the beauty my poor abused knees would love.", "As a snowboarder: moguls can suck it."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "More like it's because they have a ridiculously low age of consent there, but no yeah it's because they have thicker skin.", "context": ["Perfect, just perfect", "Tfw thought Lin was kinda cute then I found out how old the character is", "The Japanese version lets you put her in extremely small bikinis.", "That's because they don't get asshurt over the slightest things."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But Western propaganda is just as bad as Russian propaganda", "context": ["Strelkov takes responsibility for starting the war in Donbass", "remember when the SBU posted info about this guy being the Russian in charge and all the pro russians said it was totally fake bs?", "It's funny how all of the 'fake' SBU recordings and statements are ending up roughly accurate in the long-term."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Like anyone who watches anime will get a girl to come to their house", "context": ["She's figured it out...", "Then just say Hulu and Hang", "Crunchyroll and Coolin."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Gotta consult the hivemind before I reply, brb.", "context": ["What is the the #1 thing that most guys don't realize about women?", "We are not all exactly the same person, believe it or not.", "But what about the hive mind?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yes, they're called 12 year olds and it happens every summer when moms wish their children would get out of the house and run around for a few hours...", "context": ["Google's doodle for the third place Brazil-Holland game", "Are they implying the Netherlands won't be joining us for Euro 2016?", "People play soccer when the World Cup isn't happening?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's Plagueis' big nose sense he is technically the Great-Grandfather", "context": ["That was, really great casting.", "But shouldn't it be a combination of Han and Leia?", "nah, sometimes genetics just favors one parent.", "And adds a random big nose."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That's because basic math scares us.", "context": ["She's 91 years old and luckily has a good sense of humor", "Was your son making fun of here, or empathetically mirroring her actions?", "He's 18 months, so definitely just mirroring her.", "*1.5 years old, FTFY", "Oh right, I forgot Reddit gets really annoyed by that."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I thought we were the center piece.", "context": ["Just in case space hasn't blown your mind for a second, this is the structure of the universe on its largest known scale.", "For anyone wondering, those white lines are strings of billions of galaxies.", "Which one is us?", "That one, just to the left."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because, as we all know, they're all old white male republicans who hold all the social power.", "context": ["Second Explosion Strikes Church in Egypt as Coptic Pope was Inside", "How the hell is this not higher?", "It's not fashionable to sympathize with Christians these days."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah because no one liked DGD or Emarosa with Jonny in it", "context": ["Blessthefall kick SLAVES off tour; replaced with Emarosa.", "Slaves is basically the post-hardcore Meek Mill at this point", "except that before the Drake feud, meek actually put out tracks people liked"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "its rained Xum on the keyboard and it didn't make it.", "context": ["Random Discussion Thread for Late Night Owls and Early Morning Worshippers - 17/07/2015 Finally weekend, sup sexless unkills and loveless kids?", "My laptop went to rest in the digital heaven, now browsing reddit on a borrowed laptop.", "What happened?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because chicken wings are so difficult to make great, I mean there is only one area in the US where you can get great chicken wings.", "context": ["Not your typical WTF, but this is the NYS Thruway near Buffalo this afternoon.", "Suddenly I don't mind living in Wisconsin.", "Plus you guys have have some darn good cheese", "I'd rather have great chicken wings than cheese."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Them damn commies in socialist Sweden!", "context": ["The new girl in my office, Ladies and Gentlemen.", "TIL Other countries don't have a regulation for breaks from a computer screen.", "What country does?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah cops should just wait until one of them gets a bullet in the brain before reacting", "context": ["Disturbing Video: Police Fire 36 Shots At Alleged Robber", "Don't pull a gun or a prop that looks remotely like a gun on the police.", "Don't hire pussies in your police department."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh ya because the government needs more of our money for sure.", "context": ["100 Men Found Gambling Around 10 Tables At Unlicensed Casino, Police Said - West Ridge", "oh no, heaven forbid we bust this up rather than real problems.", "if every business operated off the books like this there wouldn't be tax revenue to address any problem"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, this is all SJW's fault!", "context": ["Muslim radicals in Germany are trying to recruit some of the growing numbers of asylum seekers reaching the country", "This headline comes as a shock to no one.", "Probably SJWs."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's either guys or friend not pal do you even Canadian bro?", "context": ["This is what you guys want right?", "Bro you forgot to include in the ability: \"If your opponent has one or more Reuniclus in his/her deck, they are automatically removed from the duel, and the opponent's game data gets erased so they must start over and learn to get good without Reuniclus.\"", "Honestly i just wanted to introduce a fair and balanced figure that would balance the game without specifically targeting any players for using unfair teams, i don't think targeting reuniclus teams would be fair!", "My bad man, I'm sorry for dishonoring your intentions.", "No worries buddy, the important thing is that we can all play this game without finding reasons to target each other!", "Ur not my buddy, pal."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Think like a transistor and be unpredictable.", "context": ["Vladimir Putin Says Brexit Caused by British Politicians 'Arrogance'", "I don't like agreeing with Putin but he's right, both the Conservatives and Labour have ignored a generation of working class people, can you blame them voting to leave", "You know its bad when Putin can legitimately criticise you.", "I new it was bad when Trump said it was good."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No no no, the entire universe is contained within a 2D hologram", "context": ["There Is Growing Evidence that Our Universe Is a Giant Hologram - Vice", "This article is trashy psudoscience.", "Based on what rationale exactly?", "Do you honestly believe the universe is a hologram?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm sure he got it from completely unbiased and factual sources", "context": ["Muslem madlads on the loose.", "Statistically speaking, it's more likely that this was done by a Muslim than a racist.", "Can you give me those statistics?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yea, and they're not even parked the same way.", "context": ["Someone in my building is having a hard time grasping this whole parking concept", "Those are different cars", "They look the same...what makes them different ?", "Top pic is a black prius, bottom is blue"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh yes, the two are clearly completely comparable.", "context": ["Wingsuit Proximity Flying", "I like to call this \"almost dying\"", "Crossing the road is almost dying too."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Which certainly explains why every single image for \"three black teenagers\" is a mugshot", "context": ["\"YOOOOOO LOOK AT THIS\"", "I mean is this really a surprise to anyone?", "no, blacks are more criminal statistically"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's a repost, that's how he knows", "context": ["You know the drill.", "Must be some tough steel - I watched that for about 15 minutes and the drill had still hardly gotten anywhere", "So satisfying when it finally falls through.", "6 hours in!", "... but this was submitted 3 hours ago."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Pffft, girls can't rape men, silly!", "context": ["TIL Spider-Man once gave birth to himself", "Spider-Man getting raped and impregnated is a bit weird, I would say.", "At least it's ok, because it's just a girl raping a guy."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I've been to a bus conference, they're great fun!", "context": ["The country is replete with people who take five minutes each to board a bus.", "But imagine the price of bus fairs if we had a conductor!", "I've never been to a bus fair."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "all you mechanics are freakin scammers, you could have just given him a tire rotation and he could have gotten a lot more ~~tread~~ skid life out of those.", "context": ["\"JustSkiddedIntoTheShop\"", "\"Can you patch it?\"", "Wouldn't believe the amount of people who think you can either patch or throw a boot onto a hole no matter how big with the explanation, \"well I hardly use it so I don't want to spend much\"."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But.... She's never seen the show!", "context": ["The Bachelor: S21E11 Post-Episode Discussion Thread - Finale", "If Vanessa valued living in Canada so strongly, why wouldn't she go on the Canadian version of the show?", "She said she went on the show for Nick."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm pretty sure that #NOTALLMEN is still applicable here", "context": ["Definitely not an overreaction at all", "Can we start a campaign to end murder culture?", "**#NOTALLMURDERERS**"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "A three way nuke fight between those assholes might solve as many problems as it causes.", "context": ["Rejecting Iran nuclear deal is a vote for war, Obama says", "nothing like good old fashion fear mongering to get what you want.", "Except this time the fear mongering is used to *avoid* war rather than starting one- big difference.", "Nothing like a nuclear arms race between Sunnis and Shias with Israel in the middle to avoid war"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They're one of those people on speakerphone in public", "context": ["My 9 years old Jabra bluetooth headphones exploded", "This is why i dont like having batteries near my head.", "How do you take a phone call?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No OP, it had to have happened EXACTLY like that!", "context": ["MRW my girlfriend, the morning after a night of sex, says we should do that more often", "That didn't actually happen, did it OP?", "I suppose I didn't exactly say \"it is law\" but I made it quite clear that it shall happen more often"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "A valentine gift for lucio mains", "context": ["Lucio in Heroes of the Storm!", "Looks very rigid and slow, is the modeling system for HoTS really that rigid and the gameplay that static?", "He is still a WIP, and hasn't even hit PTR yet, so I'm sure they have plans to smoothen the animations out.", "He is on PTR next week and then released on the 14th so he is all but finished."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ah yes I remember in 1948 when isreal attacked several peaceful arab nations.", "context": ["Two Killed, Seven Hurt in Shooting at Tel Aviv Cafe-Bar", "Sadly this is nothing new in Israel, hope they find the perpetuator.", "As long as Israel continues to make a peaceful revolution impossible, they make a violent one inevitable."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Darnit, you got me all excited", "context": ["Black man die from white man imagination", "So... when I'm imagining how my upcoming vacation is going to go, I'm killing black guys?", "Quite interesting vacation plans you got there buddy.", "Who knew that picturing yourself, snorkeling in clear, blue water, snagging up bags full of scallops was actually racist violence?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well obviously Game Pack is the better option.", "context": ["Does anyone know why it's giving me an option to choose version on salvation dlc", "What are the options?", "Game pack and game pack"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "AT LEAST WE HAVE OUR COUNTRY BACK", "context": ["Britain is now the second biggest arms dealer in the world", "2nd in the Olympics and now this, we're doing alright for ourselves.", "Brexit doing wonders."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yes because SOV null is OBVIOUSLY the place to be.", "context": ["Slamdunks lawn gnome to the ground", "Watching pasta beat up lawn recently is like watching the Brazil-Germany soccer match, but with less sad Brazilians.", "Except lawn won, these noodlefags are living in the ***NPC Null*** trailer park."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But hey, if they make money, it'll eventually trickle down to the rest.", "context": ["The marketing director for this company deserves a lifetime achievement award for this", "Also, if you're buying other juices, specifically expensive juices like pomegranate or grape, and it says 100% juice, it's probably mostly apple juice with a tiny bit of whatever is advertised.", "We should concentrate more on the ingredients.", "Because clearly they're trying to squeeze every last drop of money out of us."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Do people just have to bring marijuana legalization into everything?", "context": ["TIL that in Denmark, it is illegal to burn foreign flags but not the Danish flag.", "\"we don't really mind burning flags, but other countries might\", sounds fine to me", "It shouldn't be other countries damn business what ones citizens burn."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Cept the gov'ments gonna ban it because why do law abiding citizens need bullet proof glass?", "context": ["Man shoots and kills man for accidentally turning into his driveway and serves no time.", "I've quickly pulled into driveways to turn around many times... terrifying.", "Now every time I pull in a driveway to turn around I'm going to be watching their front door hoping some guy doesn't pop out guns ablaze.", "Bulletproof glass is the only way forward."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No no rape of nanking no happen!", "context": ["Modern Japanese man Performs in Blackface", "Now that's what I like about the Japanese, they don't give a fuck.", "I mean...they can be *super* racist."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Thats why the movie world is dominated by China and India", "context": ["The American-Western European Values Gap", "Well... At least we're culturally superior to America!", "And yet the world voluntarily buys and absorbs American culture enmasse :/", "When you have a large domestic market, it's easier to export too"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "they should sue richard lewis because he started all this and its all his fault they are banned!", "context": ["IBUYPOWER Got A Lawyer?", "Plot twist they just got the lawyer to try and get ska banned as well as them.", "Plot twist, valve got the lawyer to cover their behinds in case one of the banned players sues."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They're in Canada, they oughta talk Canadian!", "context": ["French journalist roughed up by security guards after asking LePen a question.", "Any background to this or did the guard just not like the question ?", "There will be a proper translation in a few hours, most french people are sleeping atm", "I guess we'll have to wait till it's noon tomorrow then.", "You guys realize there are French speaking people up here in Canada right?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If it does not involve Banker Bonuses then people won't protest.", "context": ["French president told to grant asylum to Edward Snowden for revealing illegal US surveillance of Europen governments.", "you managed to piss off the entire world this time, congrats america!", "Including ourselves, I'm super pissed.", "Have there been any protests/marches/demonstrations about this in the US?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Because Muslims deserve a chance at immigration too.", "context": ["Lauren Southern \"I Can Be An Anti Feminist As Well As A Libertarian!\"", "I support rape culture.", "Why?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Why would anyone vote for a loser who lives in a straw hut for president?", "context": ["Super-rich quaff champagne in Venezuela country club while middle classes scavenge for food", "Hillary Clinton wears $3000 handbags and $12000 paint suit things, so this behavior isn't confined to Venezula's rich", "Yeah and Trump lives in an apartment made of gold", "And Sanders lives in a straw hut with a yak for transportation."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They don't want an open-door immigration policy, that's very extreme.", "context": ["Ukip named UK's most hated brand, followed by the Tories and Marmite", "Curious that the likes of the BNP don't even get a look-in.", "UKIP took most of their spotlight despite not being as (overtly) extreme.", "UKIP are not extreme.", "They try very hard not to be, I'll give you that much.", "Which of their policies do you think are extreme?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Most people on this sub are apparently racist, sexist, homophobic white baby boomers who support trump.", "context": ["Gordon Ramsay", "This fruit is so low-hanging, it's touching the ground.", "You guys comment like old people fuck."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's not rape, it's sex outside of marriage, remember?", "context": ["Norwegian woman who was raped in Dubai was immediately fired by her Swedish employer - her family was not informed", "Sounds like she said no to someone with too many connections.", "The guy who raped her was a colleague, he got prison for sex outside marriage too.", "But not rape?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Is that a new cider line they're trying?", "context": ["Walmart is being sued for inventing a fake craft brewery", "They thought they would be able to fool people by not calling it Great Value Beer?", "Sam's choice brew!", "***Sam***'s ***Adams*** Apple"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I know right, Poland really does not belong in this list of football greatness, lol", "context": ["Euro 2016 Bracket After the Round of Sixteen", "Poland, Belgium, Germany, and Iceland (fuck it, I'm on the hype train)", "three of these are not like the others"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If he jail broke his iPhone the DMCA would say otherwise", "context": ["Bolivia furious its president's plane was forced to make an emergency landing in Austria because of rumour US fugitive Edward Snowden was on board.", "\"Im not going to be scrambling jets to find some 29 year old hacker.\"", "Well he is 30 now.", "And still not a hacker."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but it could have hurt someones feelings!", "context": ["Man reveals himself to unsuspecting kid", "Still creepy and inapropriate.", "Meh harmless and funny IMO"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes exactly you've cracked the case!", "context": ["Latest Patch Notes (Nothing Big)", "They nerfed all the snd kids, I'm happy", "Like snd kids were only good because the vesper got a buff?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And then they get jealous and call America names.", "context": ["Map of top 3 autocomplete searches for \"Why is ___ so...\" in each state, province, region, and territory in the US & Canada + Mexico", "There should be one for America as a whole and Canada, like Mexico has.", "I looked it up out of curiosity, here's what I got (For the US it varied depending on how it was worded)- Canada- nice, great, gay US- good at swimming, good at basketball, bad at soccer USA- bad at soccer, good at sports, good at swimming America- fat, racist, divided", "Well the world apparently wants to know why we do so well at the olympics"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Exactly the government will take care of us.", "context": ["Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays - I mean capitalisms.", "So this person's plan is to just use socialism for NEETbucks?", "Wait, why would anyone have to work if it's all socialist?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "those poor overtaxed monolithic corporations :'(", "context": ["Wal-Mart Has $76 Billion in Overseas Tax Havens, Report Says", "Just WalMart?", "Apple had over $100B overseas in 2012--it's only grown since then."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "No, they actually prevent global warming by keeping the population down because of all the death and autism", "context": ["Experts are only experts on subjects I agree with.", "The experts agree that global warming causes autism and people that are oblivious to actual science are idiots.", "But do vaccines cause global warming?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "tell him to stop, everyone's looking at them", "context": ["My boyfriend of 6 months gets mad at me when my nipples are hard in public", "Does he ever show his nipples like swimming?", "Yep and he runs topless too"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You know, because there are no bandwagon Cardinals fans.", "context": ["\"We had our best month ever today\": In just 15 hours, Cubs championship merchandise sales surpassed MLB's previous record for merchandise sales in a month.", "There were people lined up at 7pm last night in every wrigleyville store when I was walking home", "all the bandwagon fans had to jump back on ;)"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I see that seppuku is my only option now.", "context": ["TIL I learned that the son of a high ranking DPRK diplomat who recently defected was an avid CounterStrike player and had the handle \"North Korea is Best Korea\"", "Just so you know, OP, the \"IL\" in \"TIL\" stands for \"I learned\".", "Yeah, I wasn't paying too close of attention to the very beginning when I typed that out.", "I bet you go to the ATM Machine too, don't you?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Recommended by 9 out of 10 Sororities in the U.S.", "context": ["Rob Gronkowski reaction when he catches a fireball thrown from a fan", "Whats a fireball ?", "Its a very delicious cinnamon tasting whiskey"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "She's 5 months pregnant give her a break.", "context": ["Dad-to-be cries uncontrollably after finding out wife is pregnant after 17 years of trying.", "Just go to him, damn it!", "Yeah she almost came across as cold when she didn't move"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "BETTER IDEA Put them in Silver 1 :D", "context": ["CSGO Competitive Team Matchmaking Concept by H!D FakeNinja", "This is all good except the \"Pay more to play on better servers\" There's already enough income to cover that and then some.", "Well, i dont think any cheater would pay to play on 128tick, which basically means you get a win win situation", "Why not they already paid for the cheat?", "i have a better idea put don't ban the cheaters just put them in a special rank where they will play against other cheaters lol"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Something something white men are the most persecuted ethnic group", "context": ["Overwatch Teasing A New Character", "What has all the new characters been female", "This isn't the new character, and even if it is, who cares", "I care."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "it has 9.9 on imdb I bet its real", "context": ["YouTube has agreed to stream \"The Interview\"", "I'm beyond caring about this whole ordeal at this point.", "I bet this movie sucks."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Maybe it will be fixed in next patch together with a buff for Raijin!", "context": ["Noticed something a bit off with the enemy Raijin in my last game.", "This has been at least semi-common knowledge since the day Raijin released... the fact that HiRez hasn't addressed the issue in this patch is disappointing... like it's been known and is a pretty significant bug.", "I'm sure it'll get fixed in a month or two."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "His opinion is all the source he needs", "context": ["TIL That for every dollar spent on NASA there is an average 7 to 14 dollar ROI for other economies and industries due to innovations", "This is a nonsense meaningless estimation built into economic models to justify government spending.", "Source?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "we are the most beautiful thing in SA, why wouldnt that make things better?", "context": ["The Reason Why So Many Ex-Nazi Member Fled to South America", "Needs more Argentina.", "Now I've seen it all, a Brazilian wanting to see more Argies."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "once you're a cop though you're a racist white cop that also worships satan.", "context": ["I'm not entirely sure I agree with the Washington Post's definition of \"unarmed\"", "Unarmed is just a word used to describe a non-white person now.", "Sweet, I'm always unarmed now."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "As F2P I put my TIME into this game and Blizzard owes me for my work!", "context": ["Ben Brode on Twitter: \"if Wild isn't as awesome as we think it will be, we'll make changes until it is.\"", "They might make changes but knowing the dev team it'll take months and another card switching bug before they make it awesome.", "**GROAN** Just.. nothing's enough for this sub.", "These kids are never happy with anything."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, because Americans have been so nice throughout history", "context": ["My grandfather's WWII medals", "Those are very cool.", "The Nazi's weren't very nice people, but damnit if they didn't have style!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Only until they release the patch on the consoles that unlocks all the extra power.", "context": ["Star Wars Battlefront Real Life Mod", "This will be normal standard in 5+ years.", "For PC"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Actually, the new DeLorean is supposed to be quite light!", "context": ["TIL DeLorean is Returning In 2013 As An Electric Vehicle", "Great scott", "This is heavy!"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS/HER RACE ?", "context": ["Side chick problems", "Shiiiiiit, I'd rather be a side hoe to a loyal nigga than a main hoe to a cheater", "This isn't BPT you don't have to pretend to be black by typing stereotypical slang."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well duh, without the Bible how can you have any morals?", "context": ["Indiana State Trooper fired for handing out Christian pamphlets during traffic stops", "I can see the headlines now: \"Decorated State Trooper Fired For Being Christian\"", "\"Law Enforcement Hero Denied First Amendment Right to Religious Freedom!\"", "\"State Trooper Doesn't Understand the Simple Concept of Separation of Church and State\"", "Most Christians in the US don't.", "Most Christians also think that we are a Christian nation and that our laws are governed by Christian values..."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "He's wearing a hat backwards MUST BE A DBAG", "context": ["So This Quote Was Approved for Our Yearbook", "There's a douchebag in the background of this fine picture of an elbow.", "I bet he's actually a really nice guy."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's only rape if it's an underage *girl*!", "context": ["Middle school student accidentally gave my wife thong underwear.", "Your wife might be one of those teachers you see on the news.", "*NIICCEEE*", "*STATUTORY RAPEEE*"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "no they didnt i'm lg manager", "context": ["Cloud9 just came back and won 16-13 against Luminosity after a 4-11 T-side on Overpass.", "Regardless of whatever was happening on LG's side, that was some of best CT play I've seen.", "Seriously LG pulled out every strat they had and c9 just won every aim duel"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "it's called being polite..something young folks these days should endeavour towards.", "context": ["Apple Releases iOS 9.3.5 Security Update", "Ty", "How did you get gold for that ..."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Well the number one is shaped like a penis, that is all I have to say about that.", "context": ["The David Pakman Show - Interview with a prominent Anti-GG supporter", "So....was this supposed to be the \"black eye\" ?", "Rolled a 1, critical miss, hits herself!", "Rolling 1 is clearly sign of toxic masculinity."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "They have to outsource labor a third world country", "context": ["MRW I'm Germany and I see France built the Maginot Line.", "Quality post, Mini's even owned by a German company.", "But still made in england"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "haven't heard this one in a long time :P", "context": ["TMAF about you!", "I'm swiss", "I heard the flag is a big plus"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Our ears can only hear at 30 kilobytes per second", "context": ["True", "how about downloading 320kbps MP3s instead of listening to 128kbps compressed YouTube bullshit", "320kbps is a waste of drive space, I don't think most people can hear the difference between that and something like 192kbps or well encoded VBR file"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Rumor has it that the iPhone 7+ will come in both A4 and Legal sizes.", "context": ["LPT Request: An easy way to write on paper while standing with just the paper If you dont have anything on you except a pen and paper, can you write on the paper without poking through it or something?", "Put your cellphone behind it", "What about those times where I don't have my A4 sized cellphone with me?"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes, he must break up with this actress so he can go on to bigger and better scripted YouTube videos.", "context": ["Thug life", "I have no idea what is going on and yet it still looks weird and stupid to me.", "He's dating a girl he needs to break up with."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That awkward moment when people don't know 420 is an actual number with no drug references.", "context": ["Your move mods", "That awkward moment when people don't know dank is an actual word with no drug references.", "I didn't know Jagex sells damp, soggy shirts."]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "\"Yeah, please have some respect\"-**CM PUNK**", "context": ["RONDA ROUSEY LOSE UPVOTE PARTY BEAUTIFUL, CHAMP!", "CM Rousey", "Cm punk lasted 2:14"]}
{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yup the US of A defo didn't invade Iraq first unprovoked", "context": ["Them feels", "how can a child even miss a car that's driving on a straight road?", "They have to stay in the road or their families get shot.", "It's totally a religion of peace, guys!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "For whatever it's worth, I assume you didn't feel like stealing anything after seeing that?", "context": ["Whats the most fucked up thing you have ever seen?", "I was on my way to church and witnessed the live burning of someone accused for theft."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "surprised pop and buford think ray mccallum is an adequate replacement for cory joseph", "context": ["Seth Curry to wear #30 for the Kings", "Surprised Vlade's hatred of numbers hasn't led to banning them on jerseys as well."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "hey don't you know I know everything I'm from a women studies class", "context": ["Feminist protest at University of Toronto (just watch the whole thing and you'll understand why it's rage worthy)", "Overprivileged pseudo-intellectual hipster students with inflated self-importance."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If it goes on sale for like 10-15$ I will get it.", "context": ["Just remember, this piece of common sense.", "If it goes on a nice Steam Sale I may get it then"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Or indiscriminately shooting white phosphorous at the city that the conference was being held at.", "context": ["Another landmark: 'Boston Globe' honors Hawking's boycott as nonviolent effort to pressure Israel", "I suppose that is preferable to him strapping a bomb to his chair and blowing up the conference."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Seems unlikely unless there is another common ancestor than the one that is common to all Presidents (including Obama), except Martin Van Buren.", "context": ["What's the most useless fact you know?", "Elvis Presley was related to every American president, except for Obama."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well, but they can't control illegal guns flowing in from neighboring states, unfortunately.", "context": ["Chicago Congressman's grandson shot to death in dispute over shoes", "How's that gun control working out Chicago?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "See if there's a legitimate reason... I'll be annoyed, but I get it.", "context": ["People revving your engines at 8am on a Saturday...whatcha doin'?", "I revved up the lawn mower early to cut the grass before it got too hot outside (almost 100 degrees today for the high)."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I was just thinking to myself how all the teams are good and it's quite possible 3 teams will be in the playoffs.", "context": ["As of today, the Giants are the #6 seed.", "Wow all four nfc east teams are in the top half"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "God damn blind people and their bad driving.", "context": ["Guy stands up for a blind kid getting jumped", "You guys don't know the full story, the blind kid ran over the other kids dog with his car"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Fiji claims that they don't use BPA in their bottles, its best as a general rule not to use plastic but in this case it might be okay", "context": ["Waterpuff is such a bang for the buck", "Smoke and these types of water bottles together has been show to effect the bodies hormone levels and cause cancer... just use glass dont be stupid"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You can try without that but it's pretty tricky.", "context": ["For those who haven't seen yet how to get into the stadium", "Was shooting randomly into the air part of it?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Don't forget about the potted plant, he's the head of the gameplay and balancing department.", "context": ["Why can CS:GO have casual matches where you can switch teams, go over to the next map when round is over, still earn XP, but we cant?", "Because the TF2 dev team is Jill, a trained monkey that will occasionally fix a bug by random chance from banging on a typewriter, a trained elephant that will occasionally draw a cool weapon skin by using its trunk to hold a paintbrush, and the janitor that codes on his lunch break."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Sonic Colors running though Dolphin looks pretty great, though the pre-rendered videos are still pretty bad.", "context": ["SEGA will release more \"high quality PC ports\" of past titles in the coming months and years.", "Wish List: Sonic Colors Sonic Unleashed Sonic 2 Mobile Sonic 1 Mobile Shadow the Hedgehog (yes I know I'm the only person who likes this game) Virtua Fighter 5 Crazy Taxi 2 Jet Set Radio Future Sega GT Online Puyo Puyo Tetris and Super Monkey Ball Deluxe."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Spending a day where I jump in and play two or three 6v6 games in Destiny and then the rest of my gaming that day goes to even something as easy and lower-stress as Magic: The Gathering really helps me keep Destiny fresh.", "context": ["Been a week since I've logged on.....and it feels good", "I think people drastically underestimate how much some diversity in your gaming schedule can really help the overall enjoyment of games."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The g in lasagna isn't actually silent it's just pronounced in the Italian way.", "context": ["What's the single greatest line in rap history?", "Bitch, real G's move in silence like lasagna"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well i mean i hate defeners but i still love BR just because it is actually great regardless of what decade it was made in", "context": ["Comedian makes a joke about music on Twitter - Defener answers", "I hate how people who like to act like they *think* they have super unique and good taste in music always refer to BR as the all time best song ever."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Also, it's possible the whoever posted this photo is the person in the photo and that something in this photo has relevance like she used to love the movie Back to The Future 2 and always wanted a hoverboard, or that shirt is hers or perhaps there's an exact photo of her sister Courtney standing in that exact spot wearing the same outfit but on a skateboard.", "context": ["Nice bit of Tech she has there from 7 years ago!", "Coulda meant 7 months ago instead of years?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Which means we have more source links to read, instead of just one if it were posted the way you wanted.", "context": ["TIL the first female Athenian doctor had to dress as a man in order to get her education and practice medicine because being a female doctor was a capital crime, but when she became the most popular doctor in town among women in her male guise, the other doctors accused her of seducing her patients.", "Wikipedia isn't itself the source, at the bottom of each page are all of the sources from which the information is derived."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Once Kobe and Jim Buss leave, your franchise might have a decent future.", "context": ["What's the best backhanded compliment you can give your rival?", "5 championships in 30 years isn't too bad for the 2nd greatest franchise in NBA history"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Maybe they should take out loans to pay for their lunches", "context": ["Who the fuck puts kids in debt for school lunch?", "How else are kids going to learn about crushing debt?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's was the dap you give to ur guy that don't know any better to end things, followed by the \"this dude\" face and deep thought on the ride home about the relationships you've made.", "context": ["Wizards Jennings, and Wall insulted and threatened outside LA Club.", "lol wtf why would Beal give him daps after?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Some comedian said \"white people have weird last names and normal first names, black people have weird first names and normal last names\" This just made me think of that lol", "context": ["Excluding QB, what is your favourite football position and which players exemplify greatness in it?", "MLB - Cushing, Kuechly, Posluszny, and Laurinaitis are my favorites."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Makes it 10 times worse in my opinion, can easily be turned into a deliberate \"revenge\" move with the right propaganda.", "context": ["US air strike in Syria kills up to 85 civilians 'mistaken for Isil fighters'", "So I guess we're just not going to acknowledge that it was France that carried out the strike?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Right, but this is more about live action or anything not straight to video.", "context": ["All-Star Superman, The Long Halloween, and More Amazing Comic Books That Will Never Be Movies", "Did you forget they've already made an All-Star Superman movie?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "JRWALJKS b jj roosterteeth gHJBIJOUSHDBJVH sorry had something in my throat By the way this comment thread has been hijacked by the Rooster Teeth fandom", "context": ["Redditors of North America how do you guys see Texas?", "The beautiful, crazy oyster that contains the pearl that is Austin."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"Islamophobia\" is a bullshit-term, used to attack rational thought via \"political correctness.\"", "context": ["Islam critic Hirsi Ali cancels Australia tour over security concerns -- The news was welcomed by her critics, who have accused her of Islamaphobia.", "Tell me, what's so irrational about having a fear of being beheaded or stoned?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Off topic but I love your flair, so clever", "context": ["\"Weighing human bodies is rarely medically necessary.\"", "Ok but meds are weight based sometimes AND you need to track kids height and weight to make sure they're groing poperly."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "To be fair, drastically reduced population density might alleviate this somewhat.", "context": ["What's a problem that people would face in the post-apocalypse that most fictional works don't address?", "Infectious diseases reaching new pandemic heights due to people MISSING THEIR VACCINATIONS"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He took the shot on a wing and a prayer.", "context": ["A Marksdwarf just shot a Mountain Titan's wing off and it crashed to the ground and died on impact", "Was he an expert, or was he just... winging it?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This far into the election and she still lacks any brand or message... It's vote for me because it's me... Lame", "context": ["Sanders: My delegates should 'vote for me'", "Of course, the word from the Hillary Campaign: \"Hey, don't forget she's a woman!\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Climate change is the only threat that is occurring right now on our soil, with the potential for irreversible damage.", "context": ["Bernie Sanders: Climate Change Is The Biggest National Security Threat", "It's not particularly untrue but I couldn't help but think he was dodging a weak policy topic for him (foreign affairs)."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I just see how many pussies need a good groppin", "context": ["750K Flock to Downtown LA for Women's March Los Angeles", "ITT: Triggered Trumpets traumatized that more people showed up for these protests than their Dear Leader's pathetic inauguration."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I TOO AM ALSO HUMAN PLEASED TO MEET YOU FELLOW HUMAN", "context": ["Reddit, what are your two truths and a lie?", "I am human I am Female I Invented electricity, the interwebz and hold 87 Nobel peace prizes."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "When I had gallstones, I seriously thought I was having a heart attack.", "context": ["What was your first \"Shit just got real\" moment where you thought you might actually die?", "I had a panic attack once and I didn't know what it was so I thought I was having a heart attack."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You think the cavemen 5000 BC knew about curvature?", "context": ["What is a \"fact\" most people consider to be true, but is actually false?", "Nobody ever thought the earth was fucking flat you fucking fucks."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Why did Protestants and Catholics kill each other when theyre both Christian?", "context": ["Suicide bombing reported outside the Prophet's Mosque in Saudi city of Medina, one of Islam's holiest sites", "If they were real Muslims why the hell would they bomb one of the holiest Islamic cities?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Probably because politicians figure giving tax breaks to big companies like this creates new jobs in the us, while simultaneously giving citizens cheaper gas; lol.", "context": ["Obama wants to eliminate tax breaks for oil companies", "Why do companies have breaks from paying taxes in the first place at all?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Even if the CBC gives the give to Hanomansing, will that be enough to placate the SJWs?", "context": ["Surely one less white male on national TV won't kill us", "Surely one more POC on national television won't save us."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Voltaire knew what he was talking about when he said that.", "context": ["TIL the NORTH AMERICAN lottery system is a $70 billion-a-year business, bigger than movie tickets, music, and porn combined", "Lotteries are a tax on stupid, and as we've seen over and over again, at least in the US, there are a lot of stupid people."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I feed my coffee filter + grounds to the worm composter we have in the basement (wife is a teacher and we inherited it while she is on leave - she used it as a science demo and way to teach kids about waste reduction)... they love them.", "context": ["A Vancouver-based company has come up with 100 per cent compostable coffee pods as a solution to uneconomical and incredibly wasteful K-Cups.", "Or just use a regular coffee maker, which is cheaper to buy, doesn't require expensive proprietary pods, makes better coffee, and produces no inorganic waste."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "i see you have so much free time for stuff like leaving irritating comments on subs with people using windows, you came to the wrong place, stop it ;)", "context": ["Instagram (Beta) for Windows 10 snags update", "There's a complete and stable version on both Android and iOS, just so you know."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Just the thought of that coming out of my shiny new device makes me want to smash it.", "context": ["Samsung does its own Galaxy S7 and S7 Edge teardown", "\"Galaxy S7 and S7 Edge owners can opt for this to be their ringtone\" Can't wait..."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Trump is more likely to give federal funding to a line that takes people out of the country.", "context": ["Should we fast-track high-speed rail from Vancouver to Seattle?", "Why are we so worried about going to Canada.. Oregon should be a priority.."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I grew up in Texas and I remember in middle school football everyone daring the class clown to hold his hand in a Fire Ant pile for 10 seconds...He did and it was not pretty.", "context": ["Teaching my three-year-old daughter not to be scared of bugs.", "Hope those aren't fire ants or this method will definitely backfire!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "it's not like they've seen anything from the global championship money yet", "context": ["Tempest's Dami got his chair as promised by Super League's Caster Park", "Won the global championship + super league , still can't afford his own chair / desk lol."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Southern Baptists are some of the worst Christians you will ever meet.", "context": ["TIL in a private cemetery in small-town Arkansas, a woman single-handedly buried and gave funerals to more than 40 gay men during the height of the AIDS epidemic, when their families wouldn't claim them.", "Do these people that would not help their dying child not know the story of Jesus and the lepers?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well I'm gonna copywrit all the other letters.", "context": ["YouTuber with 114 subs has Reaction video to Fine Bros Taken Down", "Fuck it, Ima copyright the letter B. And J. No more BJs."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well they were mostly good watches at least!", "context": ["Florida was one of two schools in the SEC to notch a perfect home record in 2016.", "I mean not to rain on the parade but our home wins were against UMASS North Texas Missouri South Carolina Kentucky Hardly impressive"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Got to admit, the local Polski Sklep does do a good sauasge.", "context": ["This used to air regularly a few years ago in the UK", "Funnily enough, Polish community in the UK calls English sausages \"dog's dicks\" cause they taste horrible hahaha"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Jim Kelly x 4 Tom Brady x 2 Peyton x 2.", "context": ["Newton: \"You show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser\"", "Russell Wilson, Tom Brady, Big Ben, Dan Marino, Jim Kelly Do I need to keep going?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Heat death is in 10^100 years, 60,000 yottayears are 10^28 years.", "context": ["Electron lifetime is at least 66,000 yottayears", "Isn't that long after the heat death of the universe?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I was hoping I wasn't the only one who caught that.", "context": ["Dancer at a basketball game makes a half court shot by lobbing it backwards", "I'm more impressed with the camera man catching the ball while holding that heavy thing!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "One might, but I'm not sure why one would waste the time doing so.", "context": ["Mario Balotelli's transfer value has fallen 85%", "One might argue that 85% is still better than 86%"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "For me (i got platinum), was the I Love The 80's trophy.", "context": ["Glad I got this out of the way before the DLC comes out.", "Damn dude congrats, what was the hardest trophy to earn?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It means they ignore the actual focus of the movie so they can pretend it is about them.", "context": ["Or maybe it's just a fucking kids movie with no extra meaning?", "I don't know what any of that meant or pretended to mean."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'd put it down mainly for the whole activity being about enjoying being naked, and not equating nudity with sexuality right off the bat.", "context": ["Nudists of Reddit, what taboos or no-no's exist in Nudist culture?", "From everything I've heard and read, it's amazing how anti-sexual nudists can get!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "On his defense, he was born and raised in Argentina, but later he fought with rebels in Africa.", "context": ["Well, rationalizing that actually would be pretty complex.", "TIL Che Guevara didn't think highly of black people."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's not easy finding a solution to keep the snitching brats quiet, give him a break.", "context": ["Pope Francis backs gay marriage protests in Mexico", "Call me when Pope Francis does something about child abuse."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "CJ Entus got relegated bruh, not that Challenger means he isn't pro", "context": ["Rush on Lee Sin making a Korean Challenger mid look dumb, again", "BDD was and still is a pro player"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah that was definitely the deal breaker for me, apart from that she seems fine :)", "context": ["Run away as fast as you can.", "I hate when people don't close their parentheses because I'm stuck reading the whole paragraph like its in parentheses."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well for whatever reason she ended up not remewing her Marvel contract and now I don't know if I'll see her anywhere.", "context": ["Which celebrities ruined their career in a split second, and how did they manage to do it?", "Gwyneth Paltrow plugged an expensive handbag on her website and pissed off soccer moms everywhere."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You mean when he stumbles and runs into RoLo?", "context": ["James Harden alone had more free throw attempts than 10 TEAMS tonight.", "Maybe they shouldn't have fouled Harden so much"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you go black market you can pick up the needed resources for cheap.", "context": ["Sylvester Stallone at almost 70 years old", "All I want for christmas is TRT"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I love when people make spelling errors while trying to make someone *else* look stupid.", "context": ["The bookshelf where Obama used to keep his books during his presidency", "To be fair, Trump's colorong books are too tall to fit in those shelves."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "A lot of people ship her with Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians.", "context": ["Disney Princesses and their \"happily ever after\"", "ELSA DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A LOVE INTEREST WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Don't forget that psn gets hacked every year or so", "context": ["Sony: PS4 Pro Will Stop Gamers from Switching to PC", "* Locked hardware * Can't upgrade hardware * Cancer OS * Pay to play online * Controller in FPS games * Service constantly goes down compared to steam * No good 3rd party voice solution * Unresponsive, well, everything * Mid-range PC price, potato-tier performance Sign me the fuck up."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Tbh after that long of a shift that concrete sidewalk is the most comfortable thing in the world", "context": ["Firefighters napping after 30 hours of fighting Tennessee wildfire.", "I have to ask ... why not lie in the grass with your head in the shade instead of lying on the concrete?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "the war on drugs is precisely why this epidemic has grown so out of control", "context": ["TIL Philadelphia has a section of railway, home to a heroin epidemic so bad, that even the police have trouble going there due to the horrible conditions.", "But hey, lets just drop this silly war on drugs, it's not like drugs are bad mkay?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "When you just got bad news but the pic is already queued up.", "context": ["What is the worst case of attention-seeking you've ever seen?", "A girl I matched with on tinder posted a pic of herself in a thong with the caption \"My grandma just died :(\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I was thinking \"I should probably turn the laptop in...\" by the end of it.", "context": ["Professor's laptop is stolen - his message to his students", "why do I feel like I am in trouble when I watch this video."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Thought this would say so you can stay warm while your girlfriend changes the tire", "context": ["LPT: Keep an extra pair of shoes in your car Especially useful if you need to change a tire and you're wearing new leather shoes.", "Especially a blanket during these cold months, so your girlfriend can stay warm while you change the tire."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "With little to no familiarity with each other?", "context": ["Could a ProBowl team with only one week of practice beat an NFL playoff team?", "Yes it's the best players in the NFL on one team, they would beat almost any team at any time IMO."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Does the IRS know she's pulling in this kind of cash?", "context": ["ZQ was in helldump, an SA board for doxing and harassment that once drove a teenager to suicide", "and not only do anti-gamers refuse to denounce her, 855 of them pay her over $4000/month to dox and harass."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Nah, I think we need some private prisons and a giant wall to keep out people that want healthcare.", "context": ["Florida to receive $3.25B from gulf states' Deepwater Horizon settlement with BP", "Here comes the new governors mansion and lots of false promises on education and environment."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Im willing to bet you never met the man so I suppose you just mean \"i am a christian\".", "context": ["What do you enjoy that Reddit absolutely shits on?", "Risking the avalanche here but...Jesus Christ ;)"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If we are to accept the idea that the slogan is a racist dog whistle, meaning make America how it was in the 50s again before social liberalism began to take hold, then we can conclude the cutting ties with brown people will in fact make America great again.", "context": ["Mexican president cancels visit to Washington as tensions with Trump intensify", "Trump supporters, explain to us how alienating Mexico is going to MAGA?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "or: \"english speaking people just enough to give USA the #1\"", "context": ["'Our population is larger than all the other English speaking countries combined... Ofc the site is going to be US centric, it's also a site made by americans'", "The English speaking populations of India, Pakistan and Nigeria alone are 2,000,000 more than the Englsh speaking population of the United States - but I'm guessing when this guy said 'other English speaking countries' he really meant 'English speaking white people'."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's one of the best animated films ever made.", "context": ["Emma Watson & Dan Stevens Table Read Featurette from Beauty and the Beast", "I love Emma Watson.. But Beauty and the Beast.. really fucking really?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "my roommate asked me if they were a myth or actually existed.", "context": ["What is the dumbest 100% serious thing someone has said to you?", "If dinosaurs are real why are there no pictures of them?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you don't like Townes Van Zandt or Willie Nelson, you won't like any country.", "context": ["What is something you tried to like, but you couldn't?", "Really tried to get into country music but nothing really appealed to me, maybe I just haven't found the right subgenre yet."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Says the one who believed a fake Scott Cawthon twitter account to be real.", "context": ["Drew my character as an animatronic (x-post Furry)", "Call the admins we got a furry!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I can't fully answer that question, but this is one of the few mechanical keyboards out there that feature low profile keycaps.", "context": ["Tesoro Gram Low Profile G11SFL Red Mechanical Switch Full Color RGB LED Backlit Illuminated Mechanical White Gaming Keyboard - $118.99 ($136.72 - $21.00 = $118.99 )", "What justifies the price tag of $118 on a khail switch"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They never left my deck, this Sunday they'll finally be level 5, if I manage to stay in legendary arena at least.", "context": ["How to counter Elite Barbadians | Yarn", "After this video I think a lot of people will use Guards again"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'll be honest: It set me up to expect she was about to get a beating for not doing whatever he was telling her to do.", "context": ["Arabian Dad Encourages His Daughter to Dance", "I find it sad that \"Arab dad\" is part of the title like it's amazing he's good to his daughter or something."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I suppose I should tell you, I'm a sentient Red Panda.", "context": ["Jason Unruhe: \"All other communists have to apologize to me for rejecting identity politics since rejection of identity politics is a trend now\"", "Can I just say that there's a whole group of us on here calling out a guy with shit opinions about the most important things in the world and the power structures that create them which he is describing while he plays fucking doom and that's so weird and hilarious and the Internet is nuts and the modern world makes no sense to me"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The other thing they don't point out is that pretty much everyone voted for the law in question, and then everyone voted to repeal it after it started to cause problems.", "context": ["Family Of Abused Boy Wants GOP Ads Pulled - CBS Minnesota", "Omigosh.. What does Governor Dayton have to do with this little boys death?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's what I used to call the secret recipe.", "context": ["What odd quirks have you inherited from your parents?", "Mix my ice cream up with my spoon until it's nice and creamy instead of hard, my dad showed me when I was little"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "trying to get their tradevalue above 2 Burgers and a Sixpack", "context": ["GDT | Pens @ Avs | 7pm MT | Barberio the Peguin Slayer PLEASE SATAN, 3Ws in a row!", "Why in the name of fuck are beauch and iggy on the first power play unit"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Valve banned Sjin from Ranked because he was too good.", "context": ["Gmod TTT - Huge Room (Garry's Mod Trouble In Terrorist Town)", "Sjin: You can't be a true pro until you reach 1k CS:GO hours :P (What MM rank is Sjin?)"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The Wolves need a make over like yesterday.", "context": ["Raptors new court design with \"We the North\" campaign", "The Raptors are doing a way better job than other teams at rebranding."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"My pee smells like ham... Is that normal?\"", "context": ["brb no one gets my protein shake addiction", "I bet hes the type that takes more protein than his body can use and ends up pissing his money down the drain."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Just wait for the reviews, this seems like something made just to milk dry the controversy.", "context": ["GOG refuses to distribute Hatred, according to developers", "Ill just buy it on Steam then, not my problem."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Im sorry but this crazy Alaskan girl sounds slot like Sarah Palin", "context": ["If all 50 states in the USA were forced to put one boy and one girl into the hunger games which states tribute would win and which states tribute would be the first to die?", "I'd love to see the final duel between the crazy Florida man with chainsaws and the crazy Alaska girl who can kill moose with her bare hands."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This is one I disagree with unless you live in a state where your vote means something.", "context": ["What type of person do you have no sympathy for?", "People who complain bitterly about politics but never vote in elections."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's just a photo of him, I don't know if I would call it \"glamorizing\" him.", "context": ["The cover of Rolling Stone this month", "I mean honestly though, they did sort of glamourise him."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The song is probably easier to learn phonetically than verbally.", "context": ["Idris Elba performs Desiigner's \"Panda\" At Jimmy Fallon", "I love how he basically did a perfect rendition of Panda despite only knowing the first line and the word panda"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think they're talking more about new smokers.", "context": ["Black doctors call on Obama to ban sale of menthol products", "Because taking away the option that tastes good is totally going to keep addicts from aquireing a new taste."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Generation Y's obsession with Bernie Sanders seems very tied up in the media, and not so much actually studying his views in depth.", "context": ["What do you think society needs the most?", "People to form their own opinions and not get sucked up into whatever the media says."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "When you tell a girl you like thicc women this is the friend she wants to set you up with.", "context": ["How many licks does it take 'til you get to the center?", "I swear to the lord if anyone says \"thicc\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I used to dream of being and doing many things in my life, but it's all been reduced to just one thing lately...move to Cali Cali.", "context": ["If California Adopts Universal Health Care, It Will Be a Model for the Whole Country", "Please please please, just to show the rest of the country it works Oh to and to fuck with the Trump cult"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "someone is still mad about the other week.", "context": ["West Ham won't pay for ticket checkers, medical staff or cleaners at Olympic Stadium - Tax Payers left with the bill indefinitely", "Fuck this, turn it into a refugee camp for the Syrians, it'll achieve more than West Ham will in 99 years."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What are you looking to give for Soria?", "context": ["Tigers working to trade Joakim Soria, as well, but source says it does not appear he is going to Jays in Price deal.", "Maybe we'll end up getting a pitcher from the Tigers after all!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "By making it functionally impossible to hold a private practice, such as what happened to this one.", "context": ["Texas officials have shut down a Houston abortion clinic and its doctor under a new state law requiring physicians who perform the procedure to hold admitting privileges at a nearby hospital.", "How does one shut down a doctor?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I have a friend in college who learned British English so every time she told her professor \"You can't\", it sounded like \"You cunt\"", "context": ["What are some weird things Americans do that are considered weird or taboo in your country?", "I'm from England and we consider it taboo to use the word c--t as little as the Americans do"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I've always thought things would change when you start doing things to judges specifically and then they see the how the BS affects them.", "context": ["Judge Says FBI Can Hack Computers Without A Warrant Because Computer Users Get Hacked All The Time", "So i can steal the judges car legally since cars are stolen all the time too, right?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "How's that lawsuit against the NYT coming along?", "context": ["Trump says he'll sue sexual misconduct accusers", "Trumps says he'll sue anyone who says anything negative about him, this isn't news."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You can keep the money, and you can have the MOJO, but ah git da babeh!", "context": ["He's got 10k followers but an empty bank account if he actually dates like this", "Because when a woman wastes your time seeing how long she can string you along for shits and giggles it's different, because male time isn't worth much... because we eat babies."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I guess it means I just slap limply at zombies, because us queers are just so darn fragile.", "context": ["Zombies are bad because oppression; ablest,inherent racism, \"sociopathy\" towards the diseased and weak, &c.", "Can anyone tell me what \"heteromasculine violence\" is?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"Obamacare loses jobs for people on death panels.\"", "context": ["Man with a new, healthy heart says Obamacare saved his life", "\"Obama crushes mans religious freedom by delaying his meeting with the lord.\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Most Australian roads are incredibly dangerous for cycling anyway, unfortunately.", "context": ["P-plater who left cyclist for dead after collision pleads guilty", "It's cunts like this that stop me from cycling to work."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because a lot of people in positions of power like firearms and are worried about how the debate surrounding them would develop were we to have real data on their usage.", "context": ["110 members of Congress plead for ending ban on CDC gun research", "Why would they implement the ban in the first place?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If it was not super cold I would use a zip lock freezer bag with a hole cut out for the lens just to be extra careful but the real issue shooting outside in snow is your lens takes FOREVER to acclimate and expect it to be quite foggy for some time if you just take it from warm inside temperatures to cold and dry outside.", "context": ["Wedding photographer falls into frozen lake and carries on like nothing has happened", "Is it normal to use a camera while it's snowing?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The only thing about pot that I've heard on reddit is that it's NOT a miracle, so I don't know what you're talking about here.", "context": ["What widely held belief on reddit is utter bullshit?", "Many seem to believe pot is some miracle."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Good offenses are a lot of fun to watch when firing on all cylinders but there is something to be said about watching a defense absolutely suffocate another team.", "context": ["Vikings' defense: Points per game against: 12.6 (1st); Yards per play: 4.4 (1st); Opponent passer rating: 65.3 (1st); Sacks: 19 (1st); Takeaways: 12 (1st)", "I don't care, I always love watching good defenses than high scoring games... Random fact I remember last year the Vikes were playing Atlanta and Coleman was on his way to score and Barr timed knocking the ball out of his hand just right for a fumble...It's the things like that I love watching"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Too late on that one - we've had another secretly negotiated ChAFTA shoved down our throats already.", "context": ["The biggest trade deal never seen (the TPP) - ABC radio", "Tpp is probably the lesser of two evils given that the alternative is most likely a Chinese controlled global economy"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because attempting to reverse an historically male dominated industry is sexism.", "context": ["BBC chief: no more comedy shows with all-male panels", "Yey, more sexism to stop apparent sexism!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The only thing that i agree with on this (god)forsaken site.", "context": ["Kim Davis Could Have to Pay Over $225,000 in Legal Costs After Losing Marriage Battle", "Should be beaten to death in the street instead"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Time to watch shinkais animation in all of its hd glory ^someone ^hold ^me", "context": ["Makoto Shinkai's 'Your Name' is coming to Australian Cinemas on November 24.", "Will be nice to see it in something other than 480p with Chinese/English subs."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yak for Hamhuis only because I want to make crappy Hammer and Nail jokes.", "context": ["McKenzie: Nail Yakupov's name has been out there much, much more lately than it has been in the past.", "Nail Yakupov for Bo Horvat is imminent."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It isn't legal here either, it's just that the police doesn't care.", "context": ["Thug burned alive after trying to rob a public transport in Venezuela", "America would be a much better place if this was legal here."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "no because the owner was shitty and no one went to games back then", "context": ["Blackhawks decorate home ice to honor Cubs' World Series win", "Did they do this for the Sox?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "So why do I see blood and no hit all the time?", "context": ["My Nova does 0 Damage on 1 meter range", "As per volvo statement, blood is server side, no blood, no hit :("]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The real issue is that they're making Jimmy Olsen a cool, handsome ladies man.", "context": ["Jimmy Olsen Cast in CBS' 'Supergirl' Pilot", "I can't wait to see all the level headed discussion that will come up about his race."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Or to blow up markets and places of assembly?", "context": ["We Have Reached Peak Levels of White Guilt - \"The scientific way to train white people to stop being racist\"", "Is there a scientific way to train muslims to not mass rape and murder?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "no one's forgot that, but boy oh boy I'd like to see trumps emails", "context": ["So we're just going to forget WikiLeaks and Russia helped Trump?", "So are you just going to forget what's actually in those fucking emails?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Whatever intentions they had of avoiding player \"toxicity\" failed as the current system still has people bragging and complaining based on their medals, anyway.", "context": ["Dear Blizzard: A Letter on how a weak observer mode is holding Overwatch back", "I mean shit, the fact that they don't even have a scoreboard for the spectators is pretty laughable."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The 410 is hands down the most fragile aircraft I've flown outside the japanese planes.", "context": ["That was... Unexpected to say the least.", "Me 410 showing us that Gaijin still hasn't put the fucking armored glass in the cockpit."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "...said the man who was pulled over for speeding.", "context": ["TIL that usage caps are horrible for consumers.", "What's the point of all that speed if they're just going to cap it?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It does when it's the church making up the propaganda.", "context": ["'Anti-church hysteria' spreads across Russia: Four Orthodox Christian crosses have been chopped down in different parts of Russia... after the Femen movement attacked a cross in Kiev to protest the sentence of the punk band Pussy Riot", "4 crosses over the entire area of Russia does not constitute hysteria."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "used to call him smelly so you're not alone", "context": ["Devante Smith-Pelly records his first career three-point game and establishes a new career high with 21 points", "Best trade ever, now I just need to convince everyone to refer to him as \"Smelly\" for a nickname."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "mmm no, I'm a girl so I don't do that.", "context": ["What piece of advice has stuck with you?", "\"Never think that your rank is too high to take out the trash.\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Is this the first time in history to wrestlers were arrested on different charges before their match?", "context": ["Colby Corino arrested for shoplifting in Florida", "isn't the real story the fact that two wrestlers who were set to wrestle each other this evening were both arrested on separate charges?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well, this is Reddit, so he will be blamed for everything.", "context": ["Parliament shooting: Police officer and another man shot outside UK House of Commons", "Donald Trump was involved in this somehow."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You may need another couple billion for that....", "context": ["What would you do if you got a billion dollars, no strings attached(inheritance, lottery, etc)?", "Use every penny toward revolution to destroy and replace capitalism"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Don't forget aggressive typing against the clock, maybe while Hallie Barry goes down on you.", "context": ["What is an inaccurate Hollywood cliche about your line of work that makes you cringe every time you see it?", "That hacking is all fast-typing high-intensity with 7 different instances of CMD open with text just flying by and some arbitrary animated shapes moving around... No"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "To be fair, it's pretty much the same phenomenon as the whole \"nasty woman\" thing.", "context": ["I found a website that has all the shirts grandma could ever want.", "It's really odd how they took pride in being called terrible people."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I went into a grocery store and saw they had 2 litre nestle water bottles for 3 for $3 CAD", "context": ["TIL that in 2013, after more than 20 years of soda being America's number one beverage, water has taken over as Americans' favorite drink.", "And today we ask: Why is a bottle of Arizona brand tea or lemonade cheaper than a bottle of water?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Oh man you got me good you fucker.", "context": ["Especially if they're in the left lane on a highway.", "If you want to see stupid, look in the mirror."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I actually had the opposite experience to the other people replying, I used atom for the longest time, took a few more extensions but I felt they worked better and just more how I'd expect out the box - but then again I mixed things up and tried vscode again and it seems like the go support with the extension has improved a lot, I think either will be fine if you like the \"visual studio\" style it can't hurt to try VS, while atom seems to be more visually customizable, but either will be good and are worth trying out I'm sure", "context": ["Visual Studio Code's new icon for Go is an eyeless, soulless monster.", "vscode vs atom which one is better to work with go?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Can't wait to hear from the anti-death penalty crowd on this one.", "context": ["Gang members kill couple to prevent testimony", "These thug scum deserve the same death penalty they doled out on two innocent people."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Suarez didn't get off lightly in the World Cup.", "context": ["Neymar's two-match ban reduced to one by CONMEBOL", "With the Vidal \"punishment\" and now this I think you can get off lightly with literally anything in the tournament if you are a big player"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Everyone knows you have to rapidly tap it, not hold it.", "context": ["What myth has been debunked many many times but people STILL believe in it?", "Holding B while the pokeball is still shaking increases the chance of successful capture."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yes, because the same people who make the netcode also make 3d models and design courses.", "context": ["New DriveClub statement: Free DLC packs as compensation", "Seriously working on DLC before the game is even fixed?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Maybe he could pressure her into making a few pledges as the price of his endorsement?", "context": ["If Bernie Sanders loses, his backers may not be there for Hillary Clinton in November", "I wonder what they'll do if Sanders endorses Clinton."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Start reciting all the passages that condemn violence in Arabic.", "context": ["Shots fired at Radisson Hotel in Bamako, Mali (French)", "Gunmen released hostages who could recite passages from the quran"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Please tell us you tore him a second one.", "context": ["What is the dumbest, most appallingly stupid thing anyone has ever said to you?", "\"Why don't you go ask your husband if you can buy this SUV little lady\"...um, yeah, I have the law degree and own the business, I trained my husband to do what he does for now our business, but sure you bet ill be sure to ask his fucking permission because after all, penis trumps all, Amirite"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I mean, dollars to doughnuts there's a lot of overlap between the two", "context": ["Elon Musk thinks we need a 'popular uprising' against the fossil fuel industry", "How about a popular uprising against the billionaire class that seem to walk the earth with an entirely different set of laws, regulations and rules?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We'd have to assure him he wouldn't be missing any camera time or give him camera time in an equal or larger venue.", "context": ["Pride Toronto gives into BLM Toronto by banning Police Officers from Parade.", "I hope the prime minster has a spine and says he won't attend if they are not going to let police participate in the parade."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My girlfriend is shocked that this is how I always brush my teeth lol", "context": ["If I'm brushing my teeth next to someone I always brush a bit longer than when I'm by myself.", "And I keep my mouth closed when I brush instead of just keeping it hung open."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He should check out the KHL, out there track suits never went out of fashion!", "context": ["gary lawless on Twitter: \"can now report Kane violated #nhljets dress code and arrived at rink in a track suit rather than suit", "Dude must be trying to get traded"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you and a co-worker both work one job at 40 hours/week at $7.25/hour, and then your job is the one that disappears because the employer can only afford to pay for $15/hour total, are you better or worse off?", "context": ["If the US nationwide minimum wage went to $15 Jan 1, 2016, what would the unemployment rate be on December 31, 2016?", "If you currently work two jobs at $7.25/hour for a total of 80 hours per week, and after the change you work one job at $15/hour for 40 hours per week, are you better or worse off?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That sounds like the sort of problem that will sort itself out by natural selection...", "context": ["Several of my cardiac patients told me recently that they switched providers because their cardiologist told them they needed to lose weight and it hurt their feelings.", "Pretty soon there will be protests at doctors offices with demands for more sensitive treatment and safe zones."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you think that men automatically get taken seriously then you're very, very wrong.", "context": ["What is one thing you envy the most of the opposite sex?", "Automatically being taken seriously instead of having to prove, every time, several times a day, that I have knowledge and authority in site of the fact that I am a woman."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "do you know what percentage of americans this pay range covers?", "context": ["Millions of Donald Trump voters to lose overtime pay the moment he takes office", "If you make **between $23,660 and $47,476** you will literally take a **pay cut** at the hands of Trump."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "All of this is very feel good, but power politics don't just change like that overnight.", "context": ["Russia gifts France a police puppy to replace dog killed in anti-terrorist raids.", "ISIS is doing more to calm the quasi-cold war between Russia and the West than anybody/anything since Gorbachev."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's the gut knife to scale and it actually cuts through things easily", "context": ["This guy made an IRL Gut Knife replica that really works!", "\"really works\" ... \"replica\" lol, pick one."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Sometimes I wish that there wasn't a single tire supplier.", "context": ["Do we have an Idea of when we will know who will replace sprint as the cup sponsor?", "I'm more anxious about the 2018 tire supplier announcement."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You sound like the kind of person who needs a safe space.", "context": ["Huge crash in the first F3 race at Red Bull Ring today", "Yet another crash that could have been avoided by a tarmac run-off."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Every time I see a shirt that's like \"I'm fluent in sarcasm\" or something else I just want to shake them and scream \"THATS NOT A DESIRABLE TRAIT\"", "context": ["If we were all forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?", "Warning:probably everything i say will be sarcastic."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The smart ones know better than to take that job.", "context": ["Donald Trump had to ask aides what nuclear treaty with Russia was during call with Vladimir Putin", "If we had do elect a businessman why couldnt be elect a competent one like Gates or Buffet not this doofus that stumbled into his wealth?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And the Marksman Rifle, and the RPG, and the BST", "context": ["The \"I PVP in freemode\" starter kit", "You forgot the demonic red eye contacts, tribal facepaint, and white spikey hair."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The other problem is the pilots should be in the cockpit flying the plane, not getting pictures taken!", "context": ["Pilots of today's incident at O'Hare in front of the plane", "Well there's yer problem, the wing isn't supposed to melt like that."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Starting behind Giroud = More likely to become starter.", "context": ["Arsenal reopen talks with Champions League winners Real Madrid over signing striker Alvaro Morata", "Why would anyone move from Real Madrid's bench to Arsenal's bench?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "When I ride the bus in the cold, if there wasn't one in sight I'd start walking until it caught up to me.", "context": ["Student Steals Car, Says It Was 'Too Damn Cold' To Wait For Bus", "When it's too cold to wait for the bus I usually just call an uber, but this guy cuts out the middle man."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Note that it was with a strongly Republican Congress.", "context": ["Poll: Bill Clinton Most Admired President of Last 25 Years", "Say what you want about Clinton but he got stuff done."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's probably the intention behind the timing of the screenshot and the entire SNL sketch behind it.", "context": ["After some West Coast friends blew up at me on Facebook for making a joke I felt compelled to make a new meme: Double Standard Californians", "Is it insensitive for me to think that both of the people in that picture look like stuck-up assholes?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Then after that maybe the Basque Country to join.", "context": ["Kosovo set to land EU membership deal next week", "So if Kosovo is joining can we also get Narnia?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Id argue the shareplay feature on the PS4 is amazing, one of my favorite features on the console by far", "context": ["Tretton: It's Good for Everyone, even Sony, That Microsoft Has Recovered Well; Both Companies Are Innovating", "As someone who owns both consoles, can someone tell me where I can find innovation by Sony?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "i guess if it affects the stock prices \"significantly\" i think Vince would take action to it", "context": ["Fans want WWE to fire JBL as bullying stories emerge", "Crossing my fingers that this gets too big for Vince to ignore and JBL gets whats coming to him."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It all goes back to the Apple and the garden of eden.", "context": ["Italian woman dies after \"conscientious objector\" doctor refused to conduct abortion", "Sometimes women have to die so that their unborn babies can also die naturally like Jesus wants."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The fact that the serious tag needs to exist bothers me.", "context": ["What part of Reddit culture annoys you?", "The puns and satirical comments of redditors on my serious posts"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "hmmm let's see now $59700000.00 -- 30 million X 100 pack of red balloons @ $1.99 each $4210000.00 -- sundry rude Hillary stickers and buttons $79000.00 -- breath mints $11000.00 -- hair spray = 64 million bucks", "context": ["With days to go, GOP convention struggles with $6 million shortfall", "What the fuck do they do with $64m?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I thought you were decent for awhile now.", "context": ["Week 11 complaint thread The future is bleak.", "Fuck you all, we are finally decent and lose our QB."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What did Timo Glock ever do to you?", "context": ["Montreal teen Stroll to be F1's youngest driver on grid", "Fuck yes fuck fuck fuck yes Here's to hoping he's less of a twat than someone who's name rhymes with cock"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "shirleytempest wrote: Idk.. From personal experience, when someone stares at my cleav, I'm skeeved out regardless of what they look like.", "context": ["\"Staring = Pervert, Glancing = Acceptable\" \"Ugly = Pervert Cute = Acceptable FTFY\"", "FistofanAngryGoddess wrote: Where did this myth that women like being sexually harassed by attractive men get its start?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Remember how every person in the world complains about their politicians?", "context": ["At least 10 Yemeni women and children, US serviceman killed in first raid ordered by Donald Trump", "Remember when Trump supporters complained about obama killing people?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I actually keep mints in my altoid tins.", "context": ["it is safe to keep my weed here?", "I thought that was what the altoids tin was for."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Basically 90% of Barcelona and Madrid flairs lol", "context": ["Unpopular Opinion Thread Opinons are like arseholes some are unpopular", "People on this subreddit that praise rivaling teams for the obvious cheap karma-grab should get a \"plastic\" tag next to their name."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm guessing it was never meant to keep out the momma cat, but just the kitten (who is more likely to be traumatized by a dog or toddler).", "context": ["Cat teaches kitten to break the rules", "I for one am shocked that the gate failed to keep out the cats."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Which is par for the course in this election.", "context": ["Obama Says Vote for Johnson or Stein Is Vote for Trump", "The sad thing is Johnson and Stein are both really terrible candidates."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As a great man once said, \"check out sex tape.\"", "context": ["'Teresa May': White House spells Theresa May's name wrong three times in memo ahead of visit", "Teresa May is also the name of an adult model, which is an unfortunate coincidence"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "careful, your real life experience well be looked at as anecdotes on reddit", "context": ["Obamacare patients sicker and pricier than expected", "We're also broker, we can barely afford the premium let alone the $6500 deductible per person."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Equally that trust in the scientific community and scientific procedures is the same as having \"faith\" I'm just a student so not a 'scientist' yet but to have somebody tell me that I \"basically have faith in the same way\" pisses me off.", "context": ["Scientists of Reddit, what misconceptions do us laymen often have that drive you crazy?", "that a scientific theory is just a hypothesis."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "BBQ sauce (instead of regular pizza sauce), chicken, bacon, and pineapple is the best pizza known to man.", "context": ["What's an honest opinion you have that can easily spark an argument?", "I genuinely love pineapple as a topping on pizza."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think it looks that way because its so symmetrical.", "context": ["Couple shots of Merc's new steering wheel", "Is it me, or does it look less... Cluttered?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's not going to help indoctrinate Christian children into Islam though.", "context": ["Refusal to allow your child to attend this trip will result in a Racial Discrimination note being attached to your child's education record.", "Make the Muslim children worship in a christian church also."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Direct link to a Premier League club if you dream to play on a bigger stage, living in New York, what's not to like (okay, the stadium, beyond that...)", "context": ["2017 adidas MLS Combine Survey: Players share their favorite MLS team", "How the hell are there so many NYCFC fans?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think a lot of people who played the open beta could see how shallow it was.", "context": ["'The Division' Is Starting To Self-Destruct Because Of Gamebreaking Bugs And Exploits", "The division killed itself after day 1"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I could say the same thing about people who eat meat unnecessarily, which has a much worse environmental impact than littering, but Reddit doesn't like when such things are said.", "context": ["Tim Hortons removing garbage cans from their drive thru... This is a result", "I can never understand people who litter."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "All of it, along with most of the communities up and down the coast.", "context": ["US funding for Great Lakes cleanup could be slashed by 97%, leaked document shows", "Doesn't the water for much of Chicago come from lake michigan?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My name is Gem and it makes me feel special when I see my name on the front page every day.", "context": ["What \"typical Reddit\" comment do you hate the most?", "\"I know this will never be seen but...\" \"I found this gem...\" \"This will be downvoted to hell but...\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It makes the 1's a lot more 1 and the 0's a lot more 0.", "context": ["MRW I bought a $2 HDMI cable from the dollar store.", "Yeah I only buy 2,000$ Diamond Encrusted cables"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well you can't post about a holiday that probably doesn't exist because it would sexist for some reason.", "context": ["Feminist discovers indisputable proof of gender inequality", "So, how many people did post about #NationalMensEqualityDay ?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's okay if your clothes all get ruined, they're only clothes.", "context": ["MRW I am a Cubs fan watching Game 7 and my girlfriend says, \"It's okay if they lose, it's just a game.\"", "That is the most condescending thing you can say to a fan of anything."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What are we supposed to empty them into?", "context": ["I found an expired whipped cream, and no one was looking.", "inb4 don't empty whip into the sink"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "With how complicated US tax code is, can you blame them?", "context": ["Banks are allowed to deduct up to 75% of fines imposed by the justice department", "It's really sad how many people are completely oblivious to how taxation works."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I believe you meant a Mossberg 500 or 835.", "context": ["The collection thus far, details in comments", "Mossberg 870, Yugo SKS, Armalite AR-10A4, DPMS AR15, CETME, 2 Springfield 1911A1s"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "extra twist: Al Yankovic and Lady Gaga are the same person.", "context": ["Turns out Lady Gaga's manager was a liar", "twist: This was all a huge publicity stunt"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They gas egg laying hens at the end of each cycle on purpose, so cleaning up efficiently is a well-documented process.", "context": ["Drunken man turns off power on poultry farm, causes death of 70,000 chickens", "Well I bet that fucking sucked to clean up."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think the point of view fun from hitch hikers guide to galaxy could do this just as well", "context": ["If every gay person became straight and every straight person became gay, what would the world be like?", "Everybody would be a lot more understanding of each other, as far as sexuality is concerned."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You're just made you spent a thousand dollars on a computer when I can play the same game on PS4 so you have to justify by bringing it up all the time", "context": ["Geralt of Rivia vs \"Great Value Gerald\"", "Good comparison between pc master race geralt and ugly console geraldo."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You should get Rush Adventure, it's as good as the first one if not better.", "context": ["Found classic Sonic handheld games for a solid price if anyone is interested", "I just got Battle a month or two ago so now I own all 4 of these shown in the pic and only those 4 lmao (Out of the battle/advance/rush saga, anyways)"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Donald Trump still thinks vaccines may cause autism, and that issue is 100:0 from the experts.", "context": ["Final newspaper endorsement count: Clinton 57, Trump 2", "The GOP still thinks global warming is a valid point of contention and that issue is 99:1 from the experts."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Many children are raised without religious ideas, anyways schools will answer their questions about life with proven facts then once the children have reached 18 they can be exposed to religious ideas", "context": ["Looking for thoughts and possible biblical verses to support your thoughts on this idea", "so... what are you proposing to teach them in the intervening time?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Mix the right ones and you can get some really \"fun\" reactions!", "context": ["What's the stupidest thing you've had to explain to a coworker?", "Acid and base drain cleaners cannot be combined for \"double the strength\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yea shade Africa when its china buying them lol.", "context": ["Giraffes Are Being Killed for Their Tails - Poachers are wiping away a rare subspecies of giraffe found in central Africa.", "Oh for fuck's sake, can somebody please spread that people can achieve special powers by eating the brain of stupid and criminals so they can all end up killing each other?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Grand Rapids metro area has much better buses than any other city in Michigan", "context": ["Michigan has best beer scene in US according to a recent poll.", "It's kind of funny that we have one of the best beer scenes and like almost no public transit."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I won't preorder because I only buy games when they're on sale.", "context": ["Good start to a pre-order free 2015.", "For everyone who says I wont preorder, there are 20 who will preorder.. so all this jack about pre-order free 2015.. Wont work, wont ever work."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "turns out she just has a terrible disease and is dying", "context": ["Popsicle sticks are a weapon of the patriarchy", "\"Im LIVID\" \"Im Literally SHAKING\" So fucking annoying to read."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My thoughts on it being in a cold place with snow is that a lot of the Walkers will probably be frozen solid and not much of a problem, but realism + zombies = no fun to watch, so if they're set on a cold place already, they might not care about that and the Walkers will still be walking around.", "context": ["New Walking Dead TV Show Spin Off Details Revealed.", "Please be set somewhere north, with snow and such."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Ryan Reed proving a lot of people wrong this year.", "context": ["2017 NASCAR Xfinity Series Scorecard after Texas", "While Bubba has been consistent, we should also point out how consistent Reed has been as well."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I've been paying attention but thought this whole connection was nothing...I'm surprised because now I'm not so sure!", "context": ["Guess what company was just sold for 17 Billion Dollars today.", "If anyone is surprised by this, they're not really paying attention."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Wouldn't you have people over in your crazy Eiffel Tower apartment all the time?", "context": ["Gustave Eiffel had a secret apartment in his famous tower", "Why does a man need so many chairs?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "So bitcoins are basically like diamonds... Useless piece of crappie that some how has value due to market circumstances.", "context": ["China shuts down stock market after 15 min 7% loss.", "This is causing quite the rally in gold and Bitcoin atm."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you ask me there are more people complaining about people complaining about vegans.", "context": ["The perfect reply to Vegans like her", "Is it just me or are there more people that complain about vegans than there are vegans who brag about it?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He's a 4th liner, why are you surprised", "context": ["Jeremy Rutherford on Twitter: \"BREAKING: Blues have traded Lapierre to Pittsburgh for Marcel Goc , according to a source.\"", "43GP 2G 4A 6P -2 The fuck"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Brees was almost the first QB to throw for 5000 in 15 games :(", "context": ["Joe Namath once beat Johnny Unitas and the Colts by only completing 15 passes for 496 yards and 6 touchdowns for 33 yards per attempt.", "Namath was the first QB to throw for 4,000 yards and he is the only one to do it in a 14 game season."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'd do the whole \"it's not powercreep if the cards it's replacing never saw any play\" thing but I do it way too often", "context": ["Request to change the name of Tar Creeper to Tar Rager What the title says.", "It's called creeper because it's powercreeping on Am'Gam Rager and Silverback Patriarch"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Why do you have to lower the tone?", "context": ["Australia's high commissioner to the UK suggests free movement between the two countries", "This is brilliant, now we can ship all our ethnic minorities to Oz."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "god created the heart attack to test the nurses faith", "context": ["I'm calling B.S.... pastor has heart attack at church, is revived by parishioners and claims a miracle", "Five nurses and CPR... sounds like a miracle to me... NOT!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "and back then the marshals threw bits of broken car wings into the crowd.", "context": ["1998 Belgian Grand Prix first corner pile up aftermath", "If this happened today, rather than people in the background, all you'll see are the back of many many phones and tablets"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Since nobody is there already, how about an ideal org?", "context": ["Frederick Council rejects historic designation for Trout Run, a blow for a Scientology-backed drug rehab", "Don't get all happy, we'll find another use for it I'm sure."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Lol but I love le mee-mees xD ^^that ^^was ^^painful ^^to ^^type", "context": ["What type of Redditors do you dislike", "The ones who speak memes in person."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Based on my performance with it, that really didn't changed much?", "context": ["If penetration damage is about to be changed as well, just don't: M4A1-S and M4A4 are very balanced at the moment", "The changes were made literally yesterday, how can you say the guns are balanced if nobody even played with them enough yet?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "man...tell me about...some of these soft double standard fouls are really start to bother me", "context": ["Finals Game 7 | Warriors - Cavaliers Lettttttsgoooooooooo", "WTF was that 3rd foul called on Curry."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because then there would be no escape from condescending assholes.", "context": ["LPT: While waiting for the next round to begin in a video game, do sit-ups/push-ups while you wait.", "How about not playing video games at all and having a complete workout session in a gym?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you ask me Google should get an \"insider\" that incidentally \"betrays\" them and leaks the requests to a secure source.", "context": ["Govt request to remove political content worrying, says Google", "So those elected by the public, to serve the public, don't want the public to know what they're up to?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They always respond with the middle-ground fallacy to this.", "context": ["\"Minimum Wage Increase Doesn't Cost Jobs\" - Obama", "Well then fuck it, I propose a $10,000,000/hour minimum wage."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not so much evil but disappointing, and not because of this.", "context": ["Canonical is letting the Ubuntu Software Center wither and die", "yeah yeah canonical is evil we hate it so much blah blah blah"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "baby wipes are freaking awesome, currently trying to convince my boyfriend that it's not gross to use them, it's extra clean!", "context": ["every time I see that charmin commercial", "I use baby wipes, baby wipes is where its at!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I was vaccinated the old fashion way... without needles.", "context": ["What was that one post you made that surprised you with how much hate you got back?", "I made the mistake of saying my mother didn't vaccinate us as children, holy shit I got everything from \"you need to leave your house right now and get vaccinated\" to \"your mom is an ignorant whore\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"If those kids didn't want to be poor they'd just tell their parents to stop being poor duh!\"", "context": ["\"My friend's son came home from school Thursday with a stamp on his arm that said \"LUNCH MONEY\" because his account was low.\"", "Next they'll have to wear armbands with poor written on them"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What if the person behind takes it as an offence that you think they're physically disabled?", "context": ["What's a sign that someone was raised well?", "Holding open a door for the person behind you (male or female), even if you have to wait to do so."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Its another house but inbetween is the most awesome 18 hole putting course.", "context": ["Great room in this cabin-sytle home brings the outside in through fold-away walls in this home in Martis Camp (near Lake Tahoe).", "Ugh, it's so close to the neighbors!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Still feel like a jealous ex when i see sharp.", "context": ["Jiri Hudler has signed with the Dallas Stars", "Benn - Seguin - Sharp Janmark - Spezza - Nichushkin Hudler - Faksa - Hemsky Eaves - Eakin - Ritchie/McKenzie/Roussel Somethings gotta go."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I saw David Farenthold on multiple MSNBC shows, so they've spent about equal time on this story and the skittles thing.", "context": ["Trump used $258,000 from his charity to settle legal problems", "So, will the 24 hour news channels discuss this issue, that could take more than five seconds to explain to a viewer, or will they waste another news cycle on whatever random bullshit one of his sons has been tweeting lately?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Is he living there or does he uses the train?", "context": ["Julian Draxler wants to leave Wolfsburg (Sky Germany)", "Don't blame him, there's nothing to do there."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I never realized this and now it will bother me for the rest of my life", "context": ["Sakurai Discusses All 7 of the DLC Characters", "It will forever bother me that we have 7 DLC characters when the Wii U version can support 8 players."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "anything besides fossil fuels and nuclear is still science fiction for decades to come.", "context": ["TIL Reagan Promptly Removed The Solar Panels Installed On The Whitehouse By President Carter in 1977", "If we had continued to pursue the energy and environmental goals that Carter talked about in the late 70s, our country would be so much better off today!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Never thought I'd read the words \"Russell\" and \"quiet\" in the same sentence.", "context": ["OKC Thunder defeat the Denver Nuggets 124-114", "Russell with the quiet 26/5/9 with 1 to"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well, you're not wrong (about the uniform part)", "context": ["Which teams do you think need a uniform change?", "I want to say Penn State, but then they'll downvote me until I owe reddit karma."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "His great uncle told him kids those days spent way too much time reading comic books.", "context": ["What's the most ridiculous thing you've heard someone say \"should be illegal\"?", "A great uncle told me that my Nintendo ds should be illegal, and that \"kids these days spend way too much time playing that garbage\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Most new players will just use whatever they think looks cool.", "context": ["I know a lot you make incredible saves, but bad people like me live for these moments", "Why on earth would anyone ever use that car O.o"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I already voted for Trump in Florida...and wrote him in for senate over Marco", "context": ["Emerson Polls Show Razor Thin Race Between Trump, Clinton in PA, Statistical Tie in NH", "DONT TRUST THE POLLS GET OUT AND VOTE!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think a false accuser should get the sentence that the accused would have gotten for a conviction.", "context": ["Teenager who twice accused man of rape to get to resit an exam is given two years in prison.", "Not a long enough sentence, should have been 8 years + IMHO."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Nah, that would ruin the 2016 Dallas Draft = Best Draft Ever narrative.", "context": ["The Dallas Cowboys have been eliminated from Championship Contention.", "***Should have started Romo*** -Dallas fans, probably."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "ls' game knowlege is far above any of the other casters, but he's just not that good of a caster yet", "context": ["Papasmithy such a god tier caster Knows anything about everything, papa bless", "I think LS is a tier above papa honestly"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Wanted to up vote you but that would have made it 1338", "context": ["Straight people: When did you realize you weren't gay?", "When another man played with my dick and I realised I didnt enjoy it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I see a lot of beautiful women marching, you seem a little biased, probably from not seeing enough women in real life :/", "context": ["Women lead unprecedented worldwide mass protests against Trump", "Should read: Ugly women lead unprecedented worldwide mass protests against Trump"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Eles estavam no Porto, e disseram \"this city\" por isso presumo que estivessem a falar do Porto", "context": ["Enquanto no Porto com uns amigos estrangeiros a mostrar-lhes a cidade, ouvi uma conversa de um casal que me fez sentir supor orgulhoso, a rapariga virou-se para o namorado e disse \"This city is beautiful, just stunning, for such a small country they do have amazing cities\"", "E quando disseram isso estavam a falar de que cidade?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Seriously whats with all these people coming out of the woodwork to tell us how much shittier trump is as a person after he is pretty much cemented to be the president?", "context": ["Megyn Kelly: Trump tried to influence coverage with gifts", "Thanks for letting America know this four days after the election."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Maybe he could even try povertyface or AIDSface.", "context": ["Racism... uniting cultures since, like, forever, man", "Perfect opportunity for him to be in blackface."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The demographic of Reddit is getting younger and more female, who love cheesy bullshit like this.", "context": ["My father passed when I was 4, but people always told me that I looked like him, a lot", "And this is on the front page why?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You're good looking in both but idk I really like that \"unattractive\" face", "context": ["The real reason it takes me so long to get ready", "Wait is it just me that thought her unattractive face was more attractive than her attractive face"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And now he is making the big bucks and they could never afford him again even if they wanted him back.", "context": ["Ex-BBC boss say firing Jeremy Clarkson from 'Top Gear' was a big mistake", "Not renewing his contract was the right thing morally, but it was awful business wise."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Bowie didn't die, it turns out that he really was Ziggy Stardust and he just went home.", "context": ["What great thing can happen on January 1st 2017, to make all the shit of 2016 worth it?", "Bowie does star man live on the moon"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I too was surprised they don't have sick leave, but some companies must offer it as part of a package?", "context": ["Obama to propose paid sick leave for American workers", "In England we've had sick leave since the late Medieval period."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As a man only Negrodamus speaks for me.", "context": ["Steve Harvey is ignorant and close minded", "As a man, Steve Harvey does not speak for me."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Oh hey tumblr, how'd you get on Reddit?", "context": ["I want to save him from himself.", "People who are so self-centered that they don't realize that women don't exist just to please them"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Lmao I remember that game and being *smh we traded the wrong guy* Oh how times have changed.", "context": ["Only in Montreal: promotion to meet a player who got traded!", "I remember when Halak and the Blues shutout the Habs in Montreal, and Habs fans gave him a standing ovation."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I believe the word you are looking for is \"fictional\".", "context": ["Hypnotized Melissa Moore getting naked deserves her own GIF", "I know it's fake but still love it"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm in the industry, when I freelance I use blender though most of the industry is maya and max, blender is quite good but keep in mind it's essentially 5 photoshop level complexity programs rolled into one package (though that's the case with pretty much all 3D animation software) on the 2d side opentoon which is the software studio Ghibli uses was just made free, definitely worth checking out", "context": ["The RISE of INDEPENDENT ANIMATION (2016) How recent technology gave rise to a new era of independent animation", "This is kool...anybody know any easy/free animation software?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Recently it would seen like Reddit's solution to traffic would be make everyone who is not going \"fast enough\" take a right lane and build more left lanes for passing.", "context": ["CGP Grey: The Simple Solution to Traffic", "\"Or we could just increase the speed limit and everything will work out\" -Reddit"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's weather-based but will always be more prevalent at the coast/lower elevations.", "context": ["PAX East Replay: 0.60 Map Changes Tulga/Elektro/Cherno parts only (Multicam fix: Non-stop Fullscreen)", "Is that \"mist\" permanent or does it eventually fade and disappear?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Then leave, the last thing we need is bitter american hating people in our country", "context": ["What unpopular opinion do you firmly stand behind?", "As an American, I am embarrassed by the overtly patriotic culture that we have."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I thought maybe it was a phase of mitosis.", "context": ["Souljaboy's hairline looks like a graph of his career", "Why does he have a Venn diagram tattooed between his eyes?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He wrote \"least uncomfortable for **both** of us\"", "context": ["Obese people of Reddit: if you sit next to me on a plane what should I do (aside from silently resenting you) to make the situation the least uncomfortable for both of us?", "Be a friendly, outgoing hot chick... that should do it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No, you would never be, that's the point!", "context": ["Gentlemen, seriously - stop pursuing it, you'll just get knocked down.", "If I was to all of a sudden stop pursuing women who pretend to not be interested, I'd be fucked."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As a serial killer I get more enjoyment from killing everyone at the party than actually attending the party.", "context": ["As an introvert I get more enjoyment from being invited to a party then I do from attending the party.", "As an asshole grammar nazi I get more enjoyment correcting people's small mistakes than I do by actually adding to the conversation."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "crime and pollution are both things that LA is famous for.", "context": ["Club America looking to sign Giovani Dos Santos in the next transfer window", "**Totally** I'm sure Gio, who seems to enjoy his celebrity status and the lifestyle that comes with it, would rather live in Mexico city, where the crime is as thick as the pollution."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The sky above the garbage pit was the color of a monitor, set to a reddit discussion on Black Lives Matter.", "context": ["\"BLM's plan seems to be \"make everyone hate us and ignore out message.\"\"", "'cyberpunk' lmao smashing injustice until that injustice benefits white people"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Vikings legend Brett Favre will always be a Packer to me too.", "context": ["How the Owners of All 32 NFL Teams Made Their Money", "I like how Favre is in the pictures for two teams and neither is Green Bay, he'll always be a Packer in my mind"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm just as sure you don't realize what's going on", "context": ["China just lodged its first diplomatic protest against Donald Trump", "I am sure this in not going to be a monthly thing, for the next four years."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It appears the Commander in Chief agrees with your statement.", "context": ["Obama asks public schools to ignore bad behavior by black students", "You can't expect them to behave like a human, can you?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah he definitely isn't because he can't read.", "context": ["NRL Footy Show Live Thread I thought we could have a thread for those of us watching The Footy Show.", "Josh definitely not reading off a sheet"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "OP picked up ducklings and threw them at the bird house and snapped a pic.", "context": ["Leaving the nest for the first time", "Why are those ducks in a bird house?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, i'm just sitting here with my 2 week old rMBP disgusted by what a fat pig it is.", "context": ["Apple Said to Ship New 'Ultra-Thin' 13\" and 15\" MacBooks by June-July", "oh thank god i was just sitting here thinking about how gosh darn thick the retina macbook is"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "actually cornish and welsh are pretty similar languages.", "context": ["A map of the peoples of Europe in 900.", "I'm sorry, but the ancient Britons in Cornwall were not fucking Welsh."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think it was right after he killed nouva", "context": ["Patience may be a virtue, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.", "Lol, anyone know when omega said this?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Something something test of resolution Goddamn this chocolate cake is delicious.", "context": ["chit chat day Since i have not see any of this yet this week, why don't we start one", "God damnit I'm fasting, can't you eat your cake somewhere else but on my sight?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"I won't be able to get away with selling 2.5g 50bags\" ~ your local price gouging dealer", "context": ["Regulator backs limited access to medicinal cannabis", "I would honestly be curious to hear a reasoned argument against legalising for recreational use."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "How about a T8 AA Fletcher with USSBlack torps for $$$.", "context": ["USS Kidd announced by WoWs ASIA Twitter", "The question is: full power Fletcher at T9 for free XP or nerfed at 8 for $$$?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think that experience is proof that God doesn't exist", "context": ["What are the things that people say or do that immediately makes you think that person is an idiot?", "Knock on my door and ask if I believe in god at 8am on saturday."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "eh, I think it has a good chance", "context": ["Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg sell Sony a raunchy animated film 'Sausage Party'", "This has box office flop written all over it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I suppose it doesn't make much of a difference since they have no problem flat out lying to the press on any issue, large or small.", "context": ["White House press secretary hints that Donald Trump could bypass the media entirely", "In other words, go total Trump TV."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Could be same IF 6 russian soldiers got killed in Alaska.", "context": ["Russian bombing kills 70 Civilians on Sunday.", "This would have a thousand hostile comments by now if the US did this."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Maybe Gravity should dispute him and just *let him go*", "context": ["Trump adviser compares climate change research to belief Earth is flat", "Why not dispute gravity and evolution while you're at it?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "A good example for Whatabouttism is your post", "context": ["Man jailed in the Soviet Union, released in 2017, finds he is legally still a citizen of the SU and gets arrested for being an illegal immigrant", "*But they are oppressing stateless Russians in Estonia and Latvia...*"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The second monitor definitely pushed you over the edge", "context": ["Taking care of my parent's dog for the week.", "Is this a bit extreme to bring?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If I was running the school I would have expelled those Asians and if I were the boys parents I would have pulled him out of school.", "context": ["Boy, aged 9, commits suicide after being tormented for being white", "\"an asian gang at the school\" wtf they are 9."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Don't underestimate the power of weaponized autism, 4chan has a long history of successful baiting.", "context": ["Trump Trolls Plot to Bait Bernie and Hillary Into Twitter War", "Now sites are using 4chan as news sources?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Apart from the Arkham games and Young Justice, I feel like Tim has been completely ignored outside the comics for the last few years.", "context": ["Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill tease 'Hush' and 'Death in the Family' animated films", "How about a mention of Tim drake for fucks sake"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I have so much pent up excitement about this season and I don't know what to do with it.", "context": ["Spring GDT: Detroit @ Yankees, Tanaka time Lineup: LF Gardner CF Ellsbury C God DH Forearms 1B Birdperson 2B Castro 3B Headley RF Judge SS Torreyes P Tanaka Likely subs: Romine, Refsnyder, Tejada, GLEYBER, Andujar, Kozma, Wade (CF), McKinney (RF), Carter Start at 1:05, game's on YES and WFAN.", "Tanaka's Spring Training so far: 9 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 13 K"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "no but a bunch of batshit insane SJWs are about to tell you otherwise", "context": ["Winnipeg transgender schoolgirl case heads to public hearing", "Am I the only one that thinks 8 is a little young to have 'gender identity' issues?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Lowering springs bra, adds another 50hp per spring.", "context": ["Royal Danish Airforce F-35 on the runway", "Not a lot of ground clearance there!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "meanwhile Israel is given all the arms and weapons they need from their BFF, Murica!", "context": ["Indonesian navy impounds Chinese trawler for illegal fishing", "China's stance when it comes to territory reminds me of folks who claim that a chocolate bar is theirs after they licked it....500 years ago."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We could handle it by rolling a die and get better results most of the time.", "context": ["Trump On 3 AM Tweets: At Least 'I Will Be There, Awake, To Answer The Call!'", "Great, so when there's a crisis at 3 AM he'll handle it by tweeting about it?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "With Trestin Meacham's now known superpowers, we can starve the man to help solve world problems such as wars and hunger.", "context": ["Supreme Court halts same sex marriages in Utah.", "I guess that guy can start eating again."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Is it reynad, due to his prowess at magic and hearthstone?", "context": ["Hearthstone is getting a weekly league just like the LCS, with Firebat, Amaz, Trump, Reynad, Kibler and more!", "One of these things is not like the others."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Be the change you want to see in the world; touch your friends.", "context": ["What do you wish was socially acceptable?", "Guys being able to touch each other like girls do all the time."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I was thinking it was more for asian chicks who want a little edge with their cuteness.", "context": ["The most awaited collab of the year: A Bathing Ape x Hello Kitty", "When you wanna flex but you still in 2nd grade"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but that's hard to pinpoint a correlation because he tweets mentally ill thoughts with such regularity", "context": ["New documents show Trump aide hid payments from Ukraine party with Moscow ties", "Trump's going to tweet something crazy off subject, I guarantee it"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "God I wish my SO would let me do this.", "context": ["What is the strangest way your s/o has ever initiated sex with you", "Sometimes in the middle of the night or early morning I'll just start sucking his dick."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I see it used just as often my liberal college students", "context": ["You pleebs are all stuck in your cave of ignorance and propoganda, while dank memes has led me and my kind into the enlightenment of independent thought.", "I see Plato's cave analogy used so much by conspiritards and neckbeardy right wingers so much that I almost wish Greek philosophy never happened."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's even funnier in Swedish, because the way it is written usually, Heung Min Son, can be literally translated (with a comma thrown in) \"Heung, my son.\"", "context": ["HSV's Son Heung-Min with a 60 yard run before scoring a nice goal.", "Great player, just like his father: Dad Heung-Min."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Good to see the gun nuts out in full force stroking their shotgun barrels", "context": ["Leading causes of death in the US", "I better see some fucking legislation against heart disease and cancer coming up soon!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "At the same time, knowing how quickly they become obsolete makes it harder to spend the big bucks on them, you know?", "context": ["What's worth paying a little extra for?", "Internet Routers, Headphones, Computers... My rule of thumb is if it's an electronic device then in many cases it will make your life better by paying a little extra"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And the only CTR aka libs are downvoting, shocker!", "context": ["I dont know if you guys realize this, but no president has ever been photographed holding a gay pride flag until this hero came along.", "i love how this is 93% upvoted but we're supposedly homophobic assholes."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "well once they started shaming middle class white males.... im not surprised they lost many of their votes.", "context": ["Liberals explain why they're strategically voting as Republicans", "So instead of blaming young people, Bernie supporters can start blaming registered democrats for switching party affiliations and voting against Trump."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Putin doesn't need to spin it, the problem of this war is that the international comunity have left Ukraine alone to fight against a primitive war of aggression, not the disinformation campaign.", "context": ["Selfie Soldiers: Russia Checks in to Ukraine", "This one will be tough to spin."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I find your lack of faith in reddit disturbing", "context": ["Behind story of SKT skin recall motion", "Truly amazing work, I have nothing to complain about this and doubt many will!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You should really pick a third party that you're interested in instead, I believe that if any of them gets 15% they get public funding and get to participate in future presidential debates", "context": ["Sanders: If Clinton Wins, She'll Have To Win Over My Supporters Herself", "I will never vote for her, I'm writing in Bernie no matter what"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "they have to rigorously defend themselves against ANYTHING because as soon as they let a single piece of criticism go by without protesting it (in the usual 'you anti jew nazi supporter you'), it would open the doors to more criticism and make it 'legitimate', allowing people to actually point out their flaws on a legitimate stage, ie the whole palestine bullcrap and their failure to honour the Oslo Accords.", "context": ["Israel and the erosion of democracy: an Australian story", "Israel always seems sensitive to any criticism."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "and everyone knows the best way to encourage people to join your side is to lecture them about what you perceive as their faults", "context": ["Bill Clinton Blames Millennials For Anger, Economy, Congress", "The Clinton's are REALLY trying hard to get the support of Bernie supporters."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you wouldn't mind just forming an orderly queue behind the Greeks asking for their marbles back.", "context": ["What is one thing you'd like to ask people from the UK?", "India asks.. \"Can we have our diamond back .. you madherchods\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'll take one of the \"Greatest Zooks\" albums please.", "context": ["A mate just sent me this with the caption \"save the kitty\"", "Spandex is a privilege, not a right."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not all fiscal conservatives maybe, but pretty close to all social ones.", "context": ["The stupid shit I've gotta put up with living in southeast Texas.", "Making conservatives look bad, not all conservatives are like that, at least not the ones I know."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That is exactly what the US did and everyone is bitching up a storm over it.", "context": ["Nearly half of Canadians want to deport people who are illegally crossing into Canada from the United States, and a similar number disapprove of how Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is handling the influx, according to a Reuters/Ipsos opinion poll released on Monda", "If Justin Trudeau doesn't address the issue, a right-winger will be elected to handle it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It would be homophobic if any of the cows were lesbian, yet they're being forcibly penetrated?", "context": ["Veganism is about fighting racism and sexism", "I know why they claim animal abuse is a feminist issue, and I can imagine what this has to do with racism, but what about homophobia and transphobia?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you spent 2000 bucks on a headset and the accompanying computer to run it, and are looking to save some money Here's a game But seriously, Lab is pretty fun", "context": ["Which Steam game for less than $10 should everyone have?", "If you own an HTC VR, playing The Lab is an absolute must."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Unfortunately he's banned from matches with City and Spurs so that will (most likely) give them an extra 3 points.", "context": ["BBC Sport - Luis Suarez bite: Uruguay striker banned for nine matches and 4 months from competetive football.", "Hopefully it'll translate in an awful first half of the season for Liverpool while we take advantage of having one less title contender."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Tbh I really thought he was gonna be a good qb", "context": ["Somehow Dak Prescott just keeps getting better and better", "**Bring back Quincy Carter** j/k Dak is awesome."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I still do it after I've selected my skin.", "context": ["Why I cant select my skins immediately in champ select?", "Cause riot doesn't want you to go poop after picking your champion and being late to the start of the match and potentially losing the game or even remake."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I did find myself listing to the left.", "context": ["Main hall, Library & Learning Center, WU Wien, Vienna, Austria", "Can we get an imagine without the wonky Inception camera angle?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Video games have many creative stories that the movie industry lacks plus they're generally safe investments because most people that played the video game will see the movie.", "context": ["JJ Abrams discusses working on live action Portal and Half-Life movies with Valve", "Are video game based movies looking to take over comic book adaptations?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "you do know that there's more than a presidential election, and that the president isn't a dictator who can make domestic policy changes at will right?", "context": ["Every Month This Year Has Been the Hottest in Recorded History", "I thought voting for the lesser evil would prevent stuff like this!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "With how demented some on the left have become when it comes to President Trump, better safe than sorry.", "context": ["Secret Service: Guns banned from Trump's NRA speech", "But I thought everyone should carry guns at all times?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "More like Game Devs should make actually games and not cashgrabs.", "context": ["Bear Simulator dev earns $100k on Kickstarter, Ceases Updates", "People should just stop spending money on these dumb meme simulator games."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you really want to annoy a mathematician then you can try the line: \"I don't really see the point of maths, can't you just add up all the numbers on a calculator?\"", "context": ["When I tell people I'm a chemist and they follow up with whether I make bombs or meth", "It's like asking a mathematician if he just sits around solving equations all day."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's the exact reason my wife won't let me own a motorcycle.", "context": ["Speed into a tunnel during rush hour, WCGW?", "This is why I hate driving, no matter how careful I am, there will be these people to ruin everything."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Their moms never made them turn it down, man.", "context": ["Neighbor called University Police on my friend for loud music, here's the comic he posted in the lobby.", "i never understood people with their loud music that is obviously heard throughout the area....people need to realize they don't live in a bubble, turn your shitty music down to a reasonable level."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I guess Murray has also put up the most negative WS for a rookie in NBA history", "context": ["GAME THREAD: Denver Nuggets @ Washington Wizards | Dec 8, 2016", "Murray 5 TOs in 17 min but some of you already crucified mudiay smh."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But the great leader does so they must like it!", "context": ["North Koreans 'back Scottish independence because of fondness for Scotch whisky'", "I have my doubts that your average North Korean has ever had Scotch whisky."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't know about the joke, but ironically nobody would question it if she decided to identify as a white woman, given that's what she looks like.", "context": ["white knight is absolutely outraged that Mustafa is getting charged for \"satirically\" saying kill all white men", "Even if it was satire, what's the joke?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They should have all their assets seized and liquidated to pay for the lives and livelihoods they have ruined, not to mention the environmental damage.", "context": ["BP platform leaks 95 tonnes of oil into North Sea", "\"BP believes that allowing the oil to disperse naturally at sea is the best way to deal with the spill\" I'm sure their cheap asses do."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What I gather is that it is just a climate type model that tells us if we will be getting more or less snow than usual this winter.", "context": ["All 4 ensemble members: Most of the nation should see snow the next 45 days, in some cases extreme amounts.", "45 days out means nothing at all."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Also, little inflation to wipe out the repayment burden of borrowed money.", "context": ["For First Time In 130 Years, More Young Adults Live With Parents Than With Partners", "Thanks 25 years of stagnant wages matched with increasing costs for everything else(especially rent and education)."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It wouldn't be a strong as the eu one, kinda sad :(", "context": ["Peru and Colombia vow to stand with Mexico after row with Trump", "That would be hilarious is Trump's belligerence causes Latin America to form an EU-style alliance."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Headline for Sunday \"Trump believes Theresa May can't even walk down steps on her own to legs!\"", "context": ["Donald Trump and Theresa May holding hands walking to the press conference", "No they weren't holding hands like schoolchidren, Trump was just helping her down the step (she's wearing heels)"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Are you trying to suggest that Barack HUSSEIN Obama is *not* a Muslim antichrist sleeper agent?", "context": ["What is something people do that makes you question their intelligence, no matter what evidence you have to the contrary?", "Taking rumors and stories from chain-forwarded e-mails seriously."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think a lot of people would agree that was a very stupid thing for him to say and that his involvement with nation of islam was a mistake.", "context": ["Fox and friends anchors wide-eyed as fellow anchor talks about how races should not be interbreeding", "Muhammad Ali said the same thing, but he's a hero for some reason?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I wear my short sleeve shirts over my long sleeve shirts over my short sleeve shirts.", "context": ["I wish this kid was joking, but unfortunately this is completely serious", "Why the fuck is this guy wearing a red tee shirt over his regular shirt?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "In 1864 as well, when they were Democrats.", "context": ["Rand Paul: Donald Trump setting GOP up for worst defeat since 1964", "To be fair, the GOP ran extremist nutcases in 1964."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Another example of rich people throwing temper tantrums using other people's lives.", "context": ["Quantic Says Goodbye - Quantic's Final Message to the Community", "Another small business killed by the Obama administration."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's strange because that is something I feel like they would want to bring up alot.", "context": ["What does the national media continue to get wrong about your team?", "They always forget that Jimmy Graham played basketball in college."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You don't even need the word \"rich\" in that sentence, sadly.", "context": ["Vic Mensa Detained by Police for \"Stealing\" After Spending $4,000 at Barneys", "Vic Mensa arrested for the crime of being rich while black"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "On pace for 32/32, 532 yds, 4TD aka GOAT", "context": ["Game Thread: Pussy Cats (1-2) @ NFC South Leader Atlanta Falcons (2-1)", "Ryan: 8/8 133yds 1td in 1st quarter"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It doesn't but you cannot get upvotes unless you sensationalize the headline.", "context": ["Research reveals US unemployment now worse than the great depression and tax cuts for the rich are a direct cause.", "Where does that article even mention tax cuts?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They \"deserved\" the game and boy did they ever deserve that beating.", "context": ["The Wild beat the Blackhawks 6-1 in their stadium series game", "It gets really tiring seeing the Hawks get every outdoor game possible, watching them get humiliated outdoors was very satisfying to watch."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I want Bernie to bury her campaign 6 feet under.", "context": ["How to Buy an Election 101 | Bernie Sanders", "inb4 hillary supporters going crazy \"OMG HE MENTIONED CLINTON NEGATIVE CAMPAIGN\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's been a month, no sign of an electricity eating yet.", "context": ["So, we may have the Master Chief collection on PC !", "If they port this to PC, I will eat an electricity."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Cause she voted to give Bush Iraq war authorization that one time 13 years ago, der.", "context": ["Trump on nukes: 'Let it be an arms race'", "Please, tell me again how Hillary was the war hawk."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "From my perspective, if you can imagine a gimmick or name being announced as the champion at Wrestlemania then it is bound to fail.", "context": ["31 Days of Forgotten WWE Wrestlers #25 - The Dicks", "I've never understood why WWE put so much time and effort into making and pushing gimmicks they *knew* would fail."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Maybe crippling is the wrong word, but if you need a bucket to get through the day, you have some issues that need to be addressed", "context": ["It's funny because this person has a crippling addiction", "I wouldn't call a caffeine addiction \"crippling\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Would be very interesting to have a year by year breakdown, but I don't suppose that is possible.", "context": ["man brings in watch he bought in 60s for appraisal", "That's like an 11-12% interest rate over several decades, not too shabby."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not as much as those queeahs from Massachusetts.", "context": ["Dave Chappelle returns to Hartford, Connecticut, crowd reacts accordingly.", "As someone who lives in CT, yeah, we're all dicks."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Down voting the truth dose't change whats happening.", "context": ["Obama administration asks Supreme Court to allow warrantless cellphone searches", "More obama police state, and I thought bush was bad."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I am glad i wasn't the only one", "context": ["Finally finished my sleeve and its all healed!", "Looks super awesome, but outside of the Triforce at the top, I'm not sure what I'm looking at."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't know, how much money do you think you could get for the tears you've shed?", "context": ["SEC Sends Inquiry Letters to Hundreds of Bitcoin Companies about Unregistered Securities", "Is it possible for me to sue the SEC for hurting me as an investor?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You believe that no white man has ever raped anyone in Europe?", "context": ["Schoolgirls report abuse by young asylum seekers", "Don't accept them in the first place and shit like this will not happen!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I understand they deem it necessary because of lack of facilities or whatever, but I could never bring myself to kill an animal because there \"wasn't room for it.\"", "context": ["PETA is gonna be all over Stephen Colbert!", "Until someone reminds PeTA that killing adoptable dogs and cats at a rate of over 95% is worse than one person hitting one turtle one time when he was high."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Maybe Putin can solve gang problems, health care and big monopolies in USA, too", "context": ["A refugee riot puts a German town on edge", "germany clearly needs new leader, maybe putin could solve this crisis."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you're a famous celebrity or well connected billionaire, then yes!", "context": ["Yoona and Lee Seunggi break up after dating for 1 year and 9 months", "So ^I ^^have ^^^a ^^^^chance ^^^^^now ^^^^^^right"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah the soldier armor looks a lot like the space jockey.", "context": ["PHOTOS: Official Man of Steel Concept art by Keith Christensen", "Some real HR Giger inspired stuff in that album."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Today BJP supporters were chanting 'Maharashtra Haryana Jeeta Hai, Ab Delhi ki Bari Hai.'", "context": ["Arvind Kejriwal@ArvindKejriwal: Congratulations to BJP and Modi ji for their victory in Haryana and for their performance in Maharashtra", "Dilli hui hamari ab haryana ki baari"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "wild guess, but I'd say Mateo or Thiago.", "context": ["Ronaldo:\"There are people who sometimes say to my son that 'there is another player who is better than your father', but he knows how to deal with that,He is a smart boy, like me.\"", "Regardless of my opinion on the Messi/Ronaldo, who the hell says that to a little kid?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That doesn't mean we can't hate them for it", "context": ["After recently banning #FreeMilo and #DNCLeaks, it is safe to say that speech isnt supressed by governments, it is sensored by corporations.", "Twitter has no obligation to allow everything on their servers They are a private company and can do whatever the hell they want"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Only time its okay is [Ruhan of the Fomori]", "context": ["What \"relatively harmless\" card instantly draws the most hate and/or puts you on tilt immediately?", "It doesn't tilt me, but if you roll to figure out who you're attacking rather than evaluating the board state, I'm killing you first."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If she continues this, she will literally save Loveita.", "context": ["Live Feeds BBCAN4 March 3, 2016 The first night of Live Feeds.", "Everyone's all for Sharry here and I tried but I'm sorry, listening to her right now.. I.... Don't think she's the great player people wanted her to be...."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't know if you are posting sarcastically or stupidly.", "context": ["California bill would make Election Day a state holiday", "Isn't this just so millions of illegals can vote more times throughout the day?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And it was used in phonetics as a Greek letter before modern science was even developed.", "context": ["The sign of this truck reminds me of something", "The lambda is an actual scientific symbol used outside the context of the Half-Life games, you realize that right?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He has nothing to do with the nuclear deal", "context": ["John Kerry complains to Moscow about Iran general`s visit", "It's great how they are already breaking the deal."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, I think you should clean all of this usless posts.", "context": ["This subreddit has more posts about drama than actual FNAF related posts.", "im laughing my ass off at the REPORTS of the mod intros ''WHO THE FUCK HIRED THESE KIDS AS MODS'' lmao"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Open it up and stick in new parts and breath life back into it!", "context": ["Just retrieved my gaming rig from 2004 from parents loft.", "Amd Athlon 3200+ ATI 9800 PRO 1 GB DDR This is going to be a good weekend Also found the laptop that replaced it, a dual core with a GT8600M"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As they say, welcome to New Jersey :-).", "context": ["Hit and run driver: Speeding driver splits lane, loses, causes a pileup on the NJ turnpike, then takes off.", "Christ, that was like a ballet of retarded driving."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I would guess that unless they are some suburban kid on a romp through the city that passed out instead of making it home, they would not.", "context": ["London 'criminalizing' homeless with $1,500 fines (This is becoming a trend, should Christians be fighting this?)", "How are they supposed to pay the fine?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I could never trust a man who can successfully complete the hoedown song!", "context": ["Any room here for some love from a Canadian Liberal Grandma?", "This never would have happened if we had a real patriot in the office, someone who fought for our nation Like Colin Mochrie"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Let's just go to the Good QB store and grab one.", "context": ["Lamar Miller to the #Texans appears \"very likely\"", "Just get this team a damn QB and they'll be good to go."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The worst of the worst, we were told incessantly.", "context": ["David Hicks wins appeal against terrorism conviction", "And with Hicks cleared, this brings the total number of Gitmo detainees who've actually been found guilty of any crime at all to a grand total of... one guy from Yemen who made a pro Al Qaeda video."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "of course they are, they even named their last song the donald in honor of his win.", "context": ["A Tribe Called Quest - We The People / First single from the iconic hip hop band since 1998.", "sooo im guessing they aren't pro trump?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Also more likely to be beheaded in the street.", "context": ["What small things in life differ greatly between the US and the UK?", "We in the UK are less likely to get shot while buying skittles or being black."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Took me a minute to figure out you're referring to whoever the Clippers are playing - not the Clippers.", "context": ["After Charlotte's loss to the Warriors tonight, we have moved to 7th seed", "And if the Clippers win tonight, we'll have the 2nd longest current win streak!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "he could basically strip down and masturbare in front of the crowd and his survey numbers would jump to new heights the next day!", "context": ["Duterte on Trillanes' impeachment threat: I'll close down Congress, be a dictator first.", "And...and Duterte fanatics aren't deterred by this?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This isn't about Jolyne, Dio and Hol Horse.", "context": ["JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable Official Pv1", "Finally they'll make an anime of the best Jojo character!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm all for supporting growing more hemp----especially to save the planet!", "context": ["An Israel green technology company has found a method of recycling human waste into paper.", "What about growing hemp or other suitable plant and using the waste as fertilizer, wouldn't that work even better?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "in fairness people put in as much effort here on reddit picking apart casual comments.", "context": ["A scientist, a sprint runner, and a sumo wrestler VS a giant adhesive bug trap.", "i love how everyone is criticizing this extended ADVERTISEMENT FOR A PEST TRAP like it was some kind of dissertation"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They probably just drew a circle and didn't pay close attention to what was in it.", "context": ["Today I turned some propaganda into patriotism", "why would you want to nuke india?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And yeah you forgot the deport part too!", "context": ["Rotherham council cabinet to resign after damning child exploitation report", "And the criminal charges are coming when again?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Similarly, arguments don't always need to have a winner.", "context": ["What is some conversation etiquette that more people need to know?", "A conversation is not *always* a competition."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Tyrone should just embrace the whole race baiter thing?", "context": ["TJ Dillashaw is really embracing the meme.", "And thats how you go from being a Tyron Woodley into being a liked person"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "THis is the perfect answer to \"define USA\".", "context": ["Being a non American on Reddit today", "You poor non-Americans, not only do we feast today but last night was the busiest bar night of the year and tomorrow morning we are going to kill 1000 of our own to get a good deal on a tv."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah they gotta make sure there are no latency issues since they gave the CPU the nickname of \"Jaguar\", it wouldn't be long till the new nickname of \"laguar\" stuck.", "context": ["Sony may increase Jaguar cores clock speed by 25% to 2.0GHz last minute, likely to further distance the PS4 from Durango", "Any increase in power is good, for everyone involved."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well, I guess you're not going to win this week's 'Clutch Consumer of NFL Content' Award.", "context": ["RAIDERS on Twitter: \"Derek Carr has been named the NFL's Clutch Performer of the Week.\"", "I've literally never heard of the \"clutch player of the week\" award before this week."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well normally if my John Cena starts talking to be before I eat it, something is wrong", "context": ["America, John Cena would like to speak with you.", "If you won't listen to John Cena, who will you listen to?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "and letting in more immigrant doctors and nurses", "context": ["TIL a knee replacement that costs $5,300 in Oklahoma costs $223,000 in California", "You guys should really consider public health care"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It would be really clunky to use that word!", "context": ["As someone with a bachelor's in English Lit, she cares deeply about misunderstanding Shakespeare.", "Wherefore does she think \"wherefore\" means where?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He puts the ball in the bin on all sorts of occasions.", "context": ["Curry with the ridiculous bank shot from broken play to ice the game against the Houston Rockets.", "Apparently this Stephen Curry fellow is good at hoopy ball"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Everyone keeps calling him a racist russian agent with ties to Hitler but he's just a good guy who loves his country.", "context": ["MEME MAGICK | Martin Shkreli was wearing a Pepe pin in a Bloomberg interview today", "Serious question: why is Pepe typically so sad?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "From what I have seen, they should have taken that money and used it to improve their services", "context": ["Xfinity announcement is possibly coming next week", "Before all of you degrade Comcast for your various reasons, I would just like to say that I'm happy that Comcast sees value in our sport and I'm content that they have decided to invest a boatload of money into this fledgling series."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, but those are facts, and the Trump admin doesn't like those.", "context": ["White House expects US Justice Department to step up crackdown on recreational marijuana", "its funny how one of Trump's people quotes the opioid crisis as reason to enforce drug laws, when legal marijuana has been proven in the legal states to counter the crisis, saving lives"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "To be fair that's a pretty decent argument.", "context": ["Yooka-Laylee was just the start: SJWs demand JonTron reference be removed from World of Warcraft", "I don't know who @DanKrokos is, but he's a retard who thinks \"you like anime\" is an effective counter argument."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You expect reddit to know there are consequences to actions?", "context": ["Russians inscribe 'For Paris' on bombs destined for Syria", "Bearing in mind the tragically high amount of civilian casualties in Syria (upwards of 100,000) and approaching 8 million displaced by the conflict I find it rather hard to celebrate that the bombs which are compounding the crisis will now have a message written on them, whoever or whatever that message is supporting."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You're right, when elliot looks at the photo in the end of the last episode you can see the same girl standing next to him", "context": ["Connection between E04 and the last episode", "I'm pretty sure the little girl is Darlene as a kid"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "A lot of stuff that didn't happen is found on Tumblr.", "context": ["What has someone said to you that instantly made you hate them?", "People saying shit like \"That didn't happen\" after somebody tells something on reddit."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The amount of media coming out of Ukraine has been infinitesimal compared to my expectations given that every cellphone is a video camera.", "context": ["Ukraine soldiers battling Russian tanks at Lugansk: Kiev", "Are we seriously resorting to \"pics or didn't happen\"?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Objectively speaking, a guy threatening suicide just because a stranger wouldn't date him is the lesser cringe here?", "context": ["Guy from OkCupid couldn't handle being rejected", "I've reaches the point where no matter how cringey the supposed cringer is, once the other person mentions the subreddit I immediately put all the cringe on them."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think Apple's decision is proof that they didn't.", "context": ["WSJ: Apple will ditch Lightning for USB-C on new iPhones", "hope people didn't spend too much money on lightning connectable accessories then"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "So that a case of a street beatdown would have resulted in a shootout with several potential casualties, including passers-by and the victims themselves?", "context": ["New video of the 2013 biker attack in NYC", "Shame only the super wealthy and elite of NYC are allowed to carry a concealed weapon."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I can't believe the Embedded people just sit in the car with him while he does that.", "context": ["UFC 209 Embedded: Vlog Series - Episode 2", "Update: Tyron Woodley out of UFC 209 due to severe auto wreck from eating while driving."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Just like bringing a baby to an outdoor hockey game for free.", "context": ["Traffic ticket-fighter to launch class-action lawsuit challenging photo radar ticketing", "i agree, this is a human rights issue"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Nono, there's plenty of real things to blame them for", "context": ["On April Fools Day, Pornhub should pop up a notification that says \"Successfully shared to Facebook\"", "Just blame the hackers, the liberals and the communists."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I say this as a Firefox diehard who uses three browsers at all times: Chrome's fixed that.", "context": ["24cores, 96GB of ram, 4TB of raid1 SSD, and a full meraki security appliance all stuffed into a midtower", "Wow, that'll open at least two Chrome tabs at once"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I seriously doubt they'd do that even if they thought they were underage.", "context": ["If one of Scott sons is hidden in the sub?", "Mods would be forced to ban them cause underage."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I get that he wasnt even looking too, but you gotta love people who stop to give reassurance then run you over and stop again.", "context": ["Chinese jaywalker almost made it across the road", "Gotta love people who just walk out into the street like there aren't dozens of multi ton death machines barreling towards them."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's only news because these are white terrorists, no on batted an eye outside of the UK when Islamist organisations were added to the list in recent years.", "context": ["British neo-nazi group 'to be classed as terror organisation and banned' in unprecedented move", "How is banning a group that advocates for genocide and racial hate unprecedented?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And then expecting help from people outside the city to rebuild the crater you've left", "context": ["What would you pick as the most sensitive topic of 2015?", "Showing the world that only Black Lives Matter by burning down and looting your city."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Until 7 comments down where the conversation devolves into puns, inside jokes, and self referential humor.", "context": ["What bullshit statement can you make sound completely legit?", "Reddit is a website where the best and brightest minds come to discuss global topics that are affecting society today."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Ah yes deffo the same teams working on Esports and new ingame gamemodes, flawless point.", "context": ["#LCSForever hints at potential collective bargaining in eSports", "So Hotshot, Regi, and the LCS team owners can work together peacefully with Tryndamere, but Rito still can't release sandbox mode?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because posts that say \"Look at my....\" get more karma than those that say \"Look at this thing I found on the Internet\".", "context": ["My cyborg tats - think they came out pretty good!", "Why would you lie about something like this?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Everything would be in all caps all the time.", "context": ["If all former world leaders had (and used) Twitter during their rule, whose tweets do you think would be the best?", "Hitler was a great orator, and he'd be a great tweeter."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "saw an amazing cartoon once, with a child labourer weighed down by a pan full of bricks passing a schoolkid weighed down by a bag full of books", "context": ["Two-year-olds in Mumbai are taking coaching to clear nursery admissions", "We are destroying the youth of our country"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Shit, shooting into water on Overpass must be OP as hell.", "context": ["New Uses for the Zeus' (Shooting through walls)", "well electricity does get conducted through metal Kappa"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well public control of production *is* socialism, but libertarians say many forms of taxation is theft, not spending.", "context": ["Every $1 Of Infrastructure Spending Boosts The Economy By $2", "yes, but infrastructure is socialism (according to republicans) or theft (according to libertarians)."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Gates is coming for that TD record this season", "context": ["Is Jason Witten a top 5 all time TE?", "Gates Gonzalez Gronk Sharpe Witten In no particular order"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Neither is communisme, so find a balance between the two?", "context": ["Bitcoin Is Unsustainable: a single Bitcoin transaction uses roughly enough electricity to power 1.57 American households for a day.", "Got some bad news for you....Capitalism isn't sustainable"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I really doubt you've been immunized against rabies.", "context": ["On the topic of rabies, here is what it looks like in a human", "Sure glad I'm up to date on my immunizations."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not to mention that the whales aren't of an endangered species.", "context": ["Japan has slaughtered 30 whales off its northeast coast in the first hunt since the UN's top court ordered Tokyo to stop killing the mammals in the Antarctic.", "Ok so they were banned from whaling in the Antarctic, and now they killed some whales off their North East Coast (either the North Pacific or the Sea of Okhotsk, NOT the Antarctic), please explain why they are in the wrong?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The joke works if you say the other is the Nationals, too.", "context": ["Now actual senators want Papelbon out of Washington, hot sports takes on C-SPAN", "The Nats and Congress... one's a dysfunctional, infighting body, full of disappointment and sadness that just picked a leader no one has faith in... and the other is Congress."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He's from the Muslim country of the United Kingdom.", "context": ["Man in UK jailed for possessing anime porn", "Well, I imagine any porn is illegal in whatever muslim country he came from."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Right, because discussing data that doesn't support your opinions automatically means the opposition must be a bunch of dumb-dumbs.", "context": ["Murder statistics of blacks and whites in the US, 2013 (fixed)", "I'm sure this will lead to a productive discussion between reasonable and well educated people."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yah why Tf didn't he keep it a thing for like 20 more mins then he would of been safe", "context": ["Big Brother Canada Week 2 Nominations Episode Discussion Since I haven't seen it appear why doesn't a Canadian put it here", "WHAT AN IDIOT MARK PRACTICALLY VOTED HIMSELF OUT THEN AND THERE"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Nah just scoop it back into a pan and start forming it to desired shape as it cools.", "context": ["So my friend did a real dumb thing today.", "Dude, that cutting board is a total loss."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Bring a knife to a gun fight, I suppose.", "context": ["Donald Trump again threatens to bring in 'Feds' if 'carnage' in Chicago doesn't end.", "What are the Feds going to do?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The important thing is that you found a way to feel superior to everyone", "context": ["I suspect a lot of you can relate.", "Great... another thread with people thinking everyone is retarded except for them."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'd take Conner over Abdullah in a heartbeat, and I'd put Coleman and Conner as equals.", "context": ["Pitt RB James Conner voted ACC player of the year.", "He'd only be the 3rd best running back in the B1G :p"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No, but I think lemon pickle is the best.", "context": ["Family System Will Be Under Great Stress If Marital Rape Is 'Criminalised'", "downvoters, do you think women getting raped is better than criminal getting punishment?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think this is how I learned the N word.", "context": ["There is a white man standing in the street", "The original says \"I hate niggers\" in case anyone wanted to know."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not all of them are back, such as ashemane and ursoc.", "context": ["If Cenarius could be revive by Furion, couldn't the other demi-gods be revived as well?", "Makes me wonder why Ashamane supposedly \"died\" during the WotA and hasn't come back."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Hey at least I'm not the only one.", "context": ["Evan Erwin: Is Reddit bad for the game?", "Can confirm, am a toxic motherfucker who frequently uses this platform with its faux-anonymity to literally shit on the community."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Leave it up to the Saudis to show us the right way to support women's rights.", "context": ["Donald Trump to strip all funding from State Dept team promoting women's rights around the world - Leaked plan comes as First Daughter Ivanka defends her father's record with women", "Well don't worry, the Saudis are heading up the women's rights council for the U.N.. everything will be just fine."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's your own fault for being feckless with your money.", "context": ["MPs set to receive 11% pay rise", "Ah, just the news I wanted to read as I head into my overdraft to pay a gas bill."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He shouldn't get a FE for this season tho", "context": ["This week's Final Edition is KJ Wright.", "Great another week where people complain about no Flacco"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Same place the opposing team holds the rallies to kick out all the Muslims - nowhere, because they don't exist.", "context": ["Where are Canada's motions condemning extremism and terror?", "Where are the pro-terror rallies being held?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I love that they are embracing how times have changed.", "context": ["Minnesota Timberwolves just released the best crowd video from a game I've ever seen", "Pretty cool that in '03 they kicked him out for not wearing a shirt then sent him back in with a whole bunch of Timberwolves' gear."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Instead of saying we need to save the planet we should rephrase that by saying we need to fight it, the earths going to be here no matter what, we need to fight it by looking after it because the planet will kill us - Burnie Burns (paraphrasing)", "context": ["Terraforming Mars: Here's How We Can Turn the Red Planet into Earth 2.0", "For now, I think a better idea would be to stop Venusforming Earth."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Didn't some Scottish gap year girl write a book/article about how Zambia was an awful place, which was pretty much entirely untrue?", "context": ["What lie about your city or country are you tired of hearing?", "No body really is interested about Zambia to hear any lies about it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Up vote for bringing OP's auld doll into it", "context": ["Road rage assault and karma in Carrickmines", "Pity it wasn't the good ole' US of A, we'd have seen some pink mist and the boys in blue would be firing off more rounds than my lad up OP's aul wan"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Holy shit, that is how Mexicans will pay for the wall....they will literally build it as detained prisoners.", "context": ["Attorney General Jeff Sessions signals support for private prisons, rescinds memo meant to phase out their use", "Let's connect the dots: - mass deportation means illegal immigrants will be arrested and sent to detention centers - those detention centers (which trump wants more of along the border) are most likely going to be private prisons - private prisons use prisoners for work contracts for pennies on the dollar - it takes months for the court proceedings to deport an illegal immigrant expansion of legal slavery?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The same kind of person who is putting ketchup on their vanilla ice cream", "context": ["A series of 27 non-political questions that will determine where you fall on the liberal-conservative spectrum", "Who the fuck would rather eat paper than a piece of fruit"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "why are people letting a 8 year old kids play cod", "context": ["My son turned 5 Friday and had his party today this is his cake", "Why are you letting your four year old son play FNaF?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'll add: while you moved overseas and are completely alone.", "context": ["What would you name your current chapter in life?", "Chapter 25: How Not to Deal with All of Your Friends Getting Married, Crippling Depression, and Loneliness"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "not if it is because of a bad man, then bad man police...I see a pattern....Ronald McDonald, man", "context": ["Victim says CPD was right in handling of robbery suspect", "Committing armed robbery is no longer grounds for being called a criminal?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I could be wrong but I do believe most of the tapes are in the truest highest quality available.", "context": ["Curren$y's Entire Mixtape Catalog; 40 Tapes Properly Tagged & iTunes Ready", "Really been loving this site - may get hit with some downvotes for this but I wish they'd give you an indicator of what the bitrate is before downloading."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "To quote Peter Wiggin, you don't have to eat the whole turd to know it's not a crabcake.", "context": ["Donald Trump reportedly set to name net neutrality foe Ajit Pai to lead the FCC", "Well \"Wait and See'ers\", have we waited long enough?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "the mercedes could run for just 5 mins, park up and the race would time out before redbull caught up", "context": ["Formula 1 set for first wet race of 2015 in Sepang", "If this happens I reckon Vettel could be in with a very very good shot."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "we lack Pool Party Sona... but I guess summer's over on USA.", "context": ["I always wanted to be a baker", "Baker Panth, Yorick rework... this is the most appropriate time for the it's happening meme"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I requested a replacement from Verizon, but until it arrives this is the only working phone that I have.", "context": ["It is now a federal crime to bring a Galaxy Note 7 onto an airplane", "My question: why are peole still using a phone that EXPLODES?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Preach, we don't need halo 3 since it's technically on PC with eldewrito.", "context": ["THQ Nordic will release a physical retail version of Halo Wars 2 for the PC", "Little late for halo to make a comeback on PC."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "and dumb people would still try to plug their phone into it to charge itself.", "context": ["If smartphones had been invented 50 years ago they'd probably have a cigarette lighter built in", "Your cigarette lighter socket on your car is more likely to be used to charge your phone than light a cigarette today"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My windows phone had this like...2-3 years ago I think.", "context": ["iOS 10 recognizes when you get an email from a mailing list and give you an \"unsubscribe\" button.", "There are quite a few email apps that already do this."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you rewatch the video of 9/11 you can see George Bush jump out of the second plane with a parachute right before it hits.", "context": ["What do people pretend to understand that they really have no idea about?", "whenever the subject of 9/11 comes up a lot of people suddenly become experts in steel framed buildings."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "it was in the center of the earth.", "context": ["I guess I missed out on an entire German Empire.", "The Fourth Reich is either somewhere in Antarctica or on the moon."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Of course not, he already didn't do his homework for the most difficult job interview in the world (the debates)", "context": ["Trump, who slammed Obama for playing too much golf, tees up with Tiger Woods", "Shouldn't he be studying how to do the most difficult job in the world?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If I recall this happens to people who get married at any age...", "context": ["Found out husband is cheating on me", "This is why you don't get married at 19."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The chart also calls Ethiopia \"Ethipoia\" (top left country)", "context": ["Higher average IQ score is inversely related to religiosity", "I found this chart difficult to read due to the color and shape choices."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Elway's almost as exciting as at GM as he was at QB.", "context": ["Ian Rapoport on Twitter: \"The belief is the #Broncos now try to trade LT Ryan Clady, with Okung agreeing to terms in Denver.\"", "Elway trying to gather picks to trade up for QB or something, that bastards got something brewing."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "A hoax they are themselves falling for the most.", "context": ["Trump just proposed ending all federal clean energy development", "of course he did, who needs clean energy when climate change is a Chinese hoax"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Get a few crits off, get a free assist when the Titan dies, get more points?", "context": ["15 pilots, 4 titans, 3 cores, 2 minutes, 1 Scorch Prime", "Why were those pilots shooting you from the ground with normal guns?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Like my pappy used to say, \"some people have less sense than money.\"", "context": ["Apple cuts USB-C adapter prices in response to MacBook Pro complaints", "With how much the damn laptops cost you'd expect apple to just throw in a Hub with all the ports people ask for packaged with the laptop.. Charging 70 bucks for an hdmi port.. how do people support this."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Further evidence of why the south lost and they still haven't figured it out.", "context": ["Don't shoot a muzzle-loader over exposed blackpowder", "Come on people, this is like 19th century firearm safety 101."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Just buy another one so they don't have to include those pesky expensive extra buttons damn you!", "context": ["Men of Reddit, what's one thing every guy should know but is rarely taught?", "How to sew a missing button onto a shirt."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I suspect this one won't be popular with OP.", "context": ["What gun myth annoys you the most?", "'Allowing everyone in the country access to guns will keep us all safe :)'"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "A donut shop always attracts an undesirable element.", "context": ["It's Time to Talk About Sixth Street in Austin", "We didn't have these issues until voodoo donuts showed up."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'd rather draft a punter at 6 than another Dline", "context": ["Bucky Brooks Mock Draft 3.0: Quarterbacks slide to Texans, Chiefs", "This fucking dude has us taking a defensive lineman"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "real life may have a good frame rate but the story sucks and the only mode it has is permadeath", "context": ["Man, the Antialiasing in real life is almost nonexistant", "And they say real life has better graphics..."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's a much more real way to put it..", "context": ["Bernie Sanders: 'If We Can Rebuild Villages in Iraq, We Can Damn Well Rebuild Flint, Michigan'", "If we can blow up a country halfway around the world while spending trillions of dollars we can rebuild Flint, Michigan."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Michael vick....strangling and electrocuting dogs = 2 years They ruined Jolly's life over a victimless crime.", "context": ["Green Bay Packers' Johnny Jolly sentenced to 6 years in prison - ESPN", "Donte Stallworth.......manslaughter possibly under influence = 30 days Leonard Little.......DUI manslaughter = 0 days /// 2nd DUI = 0 days Johnny Jolly.......drug problem = 6 years"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Bud you can't leave Eichel out of this", "context": ["19 Year old Rookie Makes NHL Look Like a Beer League", "Him and Kane will tear it up on team USA for years to come."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm not sure why a PSA is required when it's a light dusting of snow too, lmao", "context": ["Just started Snowing in Seattle - DRIVE SAFE!", "Is a PSA really required when we can all see the snow?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But would the winner get, $100,000 if there are only 4 racers (4 People @$20,000 = $80,000, or even just 1 vs 1?", "context": ["(psa) on premium races only first place gets any money.", "8 People @ $20,000 = $160,000, 1 winner @$100,000 R* are taking $60,000 out of the game with every race, fueling shark card sales no doubt."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There is no bill until all the member nations have come to agreement.", "context": ["Nancy Pelosi bucks President Obama on trade", "here's what I don't get: folks like Pelsoi, Walker, Cruz are for the deal but not one on either side has said \"I read the bill and I'm for the bill\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I've had people (stormfronters) explain this by saying it's because of the half white admixture of his blood.", "context": ["\"I will assume that a black person has poor grammar unless proven otherwise, because whenever a black person is interviewed on American TV, they always talk in that ghetto accent.\"", "Yeah, like that Barack dude always talking on tv."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't disagree with this rule, but the sad irony is the billionaires in this country push agendas that literally kill poor and working class people.", "context": ["The Kochs Are Plotting A Multimillion-Dollar Assault On Electric Vehicles", "Please remember that threats of violence, even as a joke, will not be tolerated."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's the only part I didn't like, if both men had stayed down then it would have been the best possible match, he'll even if he popped back up after raw went off air it would've been better", "context": ["WWE Monday Night Raw Live Discussion Thread 4/17", "So Braun Strowman can stand up after that but it's knocked Henry, Lesnar and Big Show unconscious?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Have you looked at the spot where the duodenum meets the jejunum?", "context": ["How are you certain that you are real?", "I can't find, \"made in China,\" written anywhere on me."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, we got beef bro?", "context": ["What is that one thing that will make you lose complete interest in someone once you notice it?", "When I realize they identify as gender-queer polysexual dragon kin"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But if you choose to not play *with* someone, it increases the likeliness you'll play *against* them.", "context": ["Trying to Steal from iBP Gambit and it went Horribly Wrong!", "This just gave me an idea - devs can you implement a feature where we can choose to never play with the same teammate again in solo queues?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If that still doesn't convince someone, your comment sure is proof that education does not equal common sense.", "context": ["Cops Asked Kerala Rape Survivor, 'Which One Gave You The Greatest Pleasure?'", "If anything, this is proof that high literacy rates dont mean jack."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If that were a soccer player, he'd play for Barcelona.", "context": ["Nasty bite by an autistic kid at the treatment center my friend works at", "If that was an animal, it would be put down."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And it would be if there was no NAT", "context": ["IPv6 celebrates its 20th birthday by reaching 10 percent deployment", "My gosh, you'd think after 20 years it would be at 90% deployment"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Freak athlete whose slightly passed his athletic prime seems reasonable.", "context": ["At 31, LeBron James is dunking over ideas that he's getting old", "Are we allowed to say he's still one of the league's best half dozen athletes while also saying he's not the same athlete he was in Miami or his first stint in Cleveland?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Someone apparently threw a frozen coke can at him.", "context": ["From 1996: Reporter asks a white man protesting illegal immigration if he is racist, reporter gets BTFO", "Did that guy just get beat up and then asked if he was a racist?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Prepare to see more cases like this in the future.", "context": ["Kong Hee's Sentenced Reduced from eight years to three years six months", "We really ought to worry what kind of message that this is sending out"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Saw an old man dump a PKM belt in the newest IS video, it was obvious he wasn't hitting much and just making the most of his screentime.", "context": ["\"On the frontlines with 'Liwa al Quds\" - October 27, 2016 - Mosin sniper blind firing action!", "I wonder what ANY Syrian armed group has ever had the time to learn about the use of bipods which are actually alreadily installed on those light machine-guns."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "How to put a nail in this theory: How is that simpler than the alternative?", "context": ["What is the stupidest conspiracy theory you have ever heard about?", "The surface of earth is actually on the inside of a hollow earth."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "For some religions from what I understand the reasoning is that you are modyfying your body in a way that their god(s) did not intend, or that you are playing god with your body when you are not in a position to do so.", "context": ["8 hospital employees terminated for refusing flu shot", "One thing I never understand is where in the classic religious texts does it say you can't use vaccines?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Apparently if a album isn't a conceptual story telling album it must be trash.", "context": ["Kanye West - The Life of Pablo (24 hour initial reaction discussion thread) Now that the hype has settled a little bit, how are we feeling about it?", "This thread: cohesion cohesion cohesion cohesion cohesion cohesion"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If the league actually cared about player safety, there wouldn't be games on any other day besides Sunday.", "context": ["\"If that rule stands, teams should rough kickers before the end of each half or game winning field goal\" - Adam Schefter on Twitter", "Don't forget, this is the league that cares about player safety."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Unfortunately, it seems like that attitude of being so hard done by as a white christian is seeping into other countries too.", "context": ["\"In America now, being a white Christian is the hardest thing.\"", "This is why I hate America (as an American)"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He also has a thoroughly annoying transatlantic \"radio accent\".", "context": ["TotalBiscuit get's told off by admin Deimorz for vote brigading.", "Everything I hear about this guy just makes him sound like more and more of a douche, he's almost reaching BUckley levels for me."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This is the retroactive dilemma of the responsible gun owner at work.", "context": ["After Shooting Whiny Customer in line at Little Caesar's Pizza, Florida Man Cites \"Stand Your Ground\" Law", "If you can't keep your cool enough not to shoot someone, then you shouldn't be carrying a gun."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@2:01 - a police officer getting punched in the face.", "context": ["Australia: Video emerges of Sydney girl promoting Jihad in wake of Anti US riot", "Its about time the Australians stopped tolerating the intolerant."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Sure he's a great jumper in the lineout - I'm sure that'll translate to catching the high ball too.", "context": ["I bet he could play full back", "Just waiting for the munster lads to say he's a better full back than Kearney anyway ;)"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And Trump houses the Royal family in his building there.", "context": ["FBI director accepts award from group with members who have longtime Trump ties", "Clinton foundation accepts donations from barbaric Saudi Arabia"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Trumps just going to let Putin walk on him like a doormat now", "context": ["Donald Trump keeps confirming fears about his diplomatic skills", "LOL, the liberals are absolutely throwing a fit that Trump won't be a brown noser to China and get walked on like a doormat like Obama has for the past 8 years!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Its nice they put it up on the right where most people start reading, saves time not having to read the rest.", "context": ["School had a protest today, almost shat when I saw this one", "**\"We are disabled\"** Atleast that one applies to all."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I find it hard to believe that anyone would think he was anything other than an impersonator, even if it really was him.", "context": ["Finnish guys prank Swedish nightclub with PSY impersonator", "He doesn't really look like psy at all."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Or refer Carroll as the candy man :[.", "context": ["Michael Bennett: Playing for Pete Carroll is like playing for Willie Wonka", "I sure hope Carroll doesn't refer to the locker room as the \"chocolate factory.\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well, they did attack the group, didn't they?", "context": ["Muslims save Christians' lives by shielding them during an extremist attack on a bus in Kenya.", "I can't wait til the racist people on my friends list say something like \"Yeah I guess Muslims can be good, but that doesn't make them all good.\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "(*sigh*) take your upvote and get out of here.", "context": ["Tokyo, the largest city in the world, with over 38 million inhabitants", "Not nearly as big as Rio, which has Brazillions"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Oh yeah, and OJ Mayo can buy us a ham sandwich", "context": ["Marc Spears: \"Pelicans aggressively trying to trade into 1st round in hopes of drafting a small forward or center\"", "Rivers and Pierre can buy us a late first."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Anyone who takes more than they give due to laziness should get out of the country, regardless of race, origin, or anything else.", "context": ["What is the most offensive belief you hold?", "I think that all the foreigners that dont work should get the fuck out of my country if they dont have any serious reason not to work."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Its pretty much always been like this, there's always at least one exchange between 2 idiots who can't possibly be wrong somewhere deep in the below thresholds", "context": ["Aggressive convertible driver passed me in the shoulder in a construction zone in heavy traffic", "I'm starting to see the commenters in his sub get increasingly more hostile towards one another."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But they'll claim it came from their invented enemy of the \"violent left.\"", "context": ["Artist behind anti-Trump billboard in Arizona reports death threats", "Death threats over insulting their God Emperor... The Cult of Trump truly is a religion of peace."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Sooo... in the west today it's extreme racial minorities, Islam and feminists?", "context": ["Two Arrested in Turkey for Insulting Erdogan on Social Media", "\"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize\" - Kevin Alfred Strom"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Anything more than the few different soul patches would be greatly appreciated", "context": ["So, Blizz, for legion will trolls finally get facial hair like our glorious warchief has?", "If Trolls get beards, I want full beards for Blood Elf males... Females too... Maybe."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "For an English Police officer, you're great with writing run-on sentences.", "context": ["MFW browsing reddit for the next 24 hours", "This is the worst post of today and you should feel bad and go make yourself a cup of tea and look down at the cup of tea waiting for the teabag to steep and think that this is what your life has become that you have posted just a screencap of one of the greatest shows of all time onto a subreddit just for some imaginary points that this is the culmination of your work on this site that you are some insouciant prole who thinks that somehow, somehow this shall better your life well I tell you one thing it shall not and that your meaningless life just like all our meaningless lives are insufficient to count upon this barren earth and I say barren when I mean of any cultural significance if such a thing can be said of this universe."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "McDonald was let go not solely because of the charges and potential guilt, but because of the big picture pattern of decision-making he has shown...per the Niners' statement.", "context": ["Report: Agent informs teams Ray McDonald will not be charged", "So does this mean he has a shot at coming back to the team?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My complaints with Skyrim and Fallout 4 have go do with this very thing", "context": ["What was the \"removing of the headphone jack from the iphone\" of your industry/hobby?", "Games are generally balanced around the casual gamer now."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What's the course book for this, a $320 subscription to Time magazine?", "context": ["Jumping into the pool from a helicopter", "Just laughed out loud in the middle of a uni lecture in the atrocities committed by Isis.... Fml"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well, from behind, her and Trump have the same hair?", "context": ["Hillary Clinton 'collapse': Video shows Democrat 'fainting' at 9/11 memorial", "Wonder how everyone claiming right wing conspiracy, no video people are reacting to this."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What a worse time to be a black guy.", "context": ["Graphic video shows black man bleeding after police shooting in Falcon Heights, Minnesota", "What a bad time to be a cop."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "the roast is so big that it sends you back in time so you can relive the experience again", "context": ["Holler to y'all weeaboo fags who watch JoJo's", "how the fuck does roasting send you back in time"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Also condoms and 1 sex of his daughter", "context": ["Kids get free gift cards for hiding store merchandise.", "Come come now...surely they could've offered them $100 gift cards"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's not a bad thing to copy a good idea.", "context": ["2017 - Parks Canada 150th anniversary - FREE ADMISSION THE ENTIRE YEAR to all National Park and Historic sites", "Way to copy USA friggin Canada the copycat gosh"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "TBH all I'm noticing is how great Sneaky looks in KR solo queue.", "context": ["When Sneaky, Jensen, & Meteos Korean DynamicQ with SKT Wolf", "Wolf is so damn good, its ridicolous how underrated he is just because the rest of SKT steals the spotlight."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Her name was Kira until somebody pointed out to JJ that that was already the name of a m^^^B ajor character in the franchise he'd just bailed on.", "context": ["I found an easter egg on my The Force Awakens Blu-Ray", "Do you think they named her that, and stuck with it throughout the movie, just to make this joke?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "In the panel discussion after the debate one of the women complained about his tone.", "context": ["Hillary Clinton gets booed at Democratic debate after being confronted over Wall Street transcripts", "I bet she didn't like the audience's tone."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Give me a dummy of Al falling off the roof and past the glass door and I'm a happy man.", "context": ["What is your favorite reoccurring joke in a TV show?", "\"A fat woman came into the shoe store today\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Don't bring it up or they'll change it xD", "context": ["So how rare is this skin then?.", "Farming for slurp knight for feed new meta?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Why do I have a feeling there will be even more now", "context": ["Server Maintenance - June 23 20:00 PST (8 hours)", "This update makes all the Kiritos happy."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You don't like what they're saying then change the conversation.", "context": ["Rafael Dos Anjos rebuttal to Cowboy's steroid accusation", "Kinda weird how he didn't deny it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Apple will make it thinner even though that means 3 hours of battery life lose.", "context": ["HP made a laptop slightly thicker to add 3 hours of battery life", "See Apple, this is how it's done."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "you think they're gonna try wireless charging like the galaxy series is?", "context": ["Our iPhone 7 cases arrived, they have no space for a Headphone Jack", "My biggest concern of they go to a lightning powered ear bud system is the inability to listen to music and charge your phone at the same time."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah I'm sure it's not easy making sure there's 30,000+ in attendance for every game.", "context": ["City brings their entire front office with them on the road?", "I'm assuming it's some sort of \"thank you for the hard work\" gift."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Your right i renamed it I thought I built speed that game", "context": ["Ullr Attack Speed Build - Smite Season 3 3v3 Joust", "I don't see how it's an attack speed build when you only have one attack speed item."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "and thats the only set of tires they think theyll EVER have to buy, since they paid $3000 for the \"lift kit\", wheels and other dubiously installed crap.", "context": ["Hopefully he gets a simple flat before something serious happens", "I love the 9-5'ers who find out the SUV they have been driving to work in every day needs $3,000 worth of off road all condition tires"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Considering their historical problems with botched standoffs, and the current public protests against excessive use of force, I think they're acting in their best interests.", "context": ["FBI releases video of shooting death of Oregon protester", "Releasing a video during an active investigation & occupation is an unprecedented move by the FBI."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Can't be pro gay and pro sharia either", "context": ["Can we get some love for BASED Ayaan Hirsi Ali, who got death threats after calling the sharia endorsing leader of women's march Linda Sarsour a FAKE FEMINIST", "You can't be for Sharia Law and women's rights."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Oh boy, can't wait till i'm asked to kill 100+ Lava Strykewyrms and keep returning to bank every 5 minutes!", "context": ["Let the Pack Yak continue to bank items in the wilderness, but not while you are in combat, to save Lava Strykes from becoming dead content Either that, or incorporate the wealth limit for banking items or move Lava Strykewyrms below 30 wilderness, because otherwise, this task; one of the few reasons people still visit the wilderness, is gonna be even more dead content.", "If you do Lava Strykewyrms purely to bank the ashes you're wasting your time."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Bryce is going to have to start bringing a gun and a rape whistle to work with both Papelbom and Chapman in the dugout.", "context": ["Nationals have a significant interest in Chapman", "Oh man, Bryce just had a chill go down his spine."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Jesus Price is mind controlling all players simultaneously.", "context": ["Brendan Gallagher reacts to the overturned goal against Boston", "Habs reaction when people still claim they're only successful because of Jesus Price."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Flavor Flav needs to open up a jewelry line right now.", "context": ["School Defends Calling Police on a Student Who Built Clock", "I hope every student in that school brings a clock tomorrow and sets their alarms to go off at the exact same time."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Those two were 180 and 121 feet tall, they would be nowhere near the top 5.", "context": ["TIL 3 out of the 5 tallest statues in the world are of Buddha", "i'm pretty sure it would be 5 out of 5 if the Taliban hadn't blown two up."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "So just because there are other problems that exist, they can't be concerned and focus on this particular one?", "context": ["BLM protest blocking I-40 bridge over the Mississippi", "Wonder why they aren't also calling for economic boycotts of companies that pay slave wages that increase poverty, while also making demands for reforms regarding police training and body cams."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "sounds like they were stupid enough to have kids i dont know of any single guy working 3 jobs that doesn't have plenty of extra money", "context": ["Enjoy your sandwich (with a side of Social Darwinism)!", "Yeah, those people who hold down three jobs and barely make ends meet are just slackers."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I can't remember the last time I saw any music at all on MTV.", "context": ["TIL not a single black artist had a Billboard No.1 single in 2013 - the first time this has happened in 55 years.", "I can remember when you would not see any black performers on MTV"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The feeling of not breathing makes you panic so the more you panic (struggle) the more weight brought down on you by the gods.", "context": ["Cell Phone Video Released Showing Man Die During Arrest", "How does one calm down when 5 grown men bear their weight down on you using their knees?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because she too is a supporter of \"two in the pink, one in the stink\".", "context": ["Poll: Nearly 1-in-4 voters say their open to voting for Jill Stein", "sorry for being completely off topic here, but why is she making the shocker sign in that pic?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And yet he manages to get millions of karma points!", "context": ["Duterte to De Lima: Hang Yourself and Resign", "The President has the eloquence of a 4chan shitposter."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Asbestos is still a multi billion dollar market, only certain types harm you.", "context": ["A little cancer to go with your Christmas decorations?", "The sad thing is, in 50 years we are probably going to be looking back at some product we all use now days, and laughing at how primitive we are for not knowing the horrible diseases it causes."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Why do Greek politicians think they're going to spend German taxpayer's money, without oversight?", "context": ["Germany rejects calls to give Greece more time for budget goals", "Why does Germany think they can control the world?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "pretty sure it was not a drop query", "context": ["Ever wonder how the developers enable an expansion?", "I expect it was a simple line of code something along the lines of if(ServerTime == 23:59 && ServerDate == 29/08) { DROP LEGION }"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yes but it wasn't her first day, it was his.", "context": ["Boys first day of primary & first day of secondary school", "Pretty sure one of those is a girl."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Never watched it myself, but I have a friend that loves it, and a friend who said it was shit, so im torn whether to watch it.", "context": ["What hugely popular movie have you never seen?", "*Guardians of the Galaxy* Everything is closed for Chistmas Eve & Christmas Day but our second run theater so it looks like I'll be breaking down and finally discovering what all this \"I am Groot\" talk is about."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Don't mean to intrude, but this joke is schist!", "context": ["Reddit, what things do we take for granted?", "Greece has many marbelous statues that many people take for granite"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well considering the speed of which a bullet travels, by the time Genji reflects, all the bullets will have already been shot at their intended targets.", "context": ["The greatest high noon in the universe", "And then the random Genji looking towards the sky presses E and saves the planet."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you didn't see this coming, I've got a bridge to sell you.", "context": ["Exclusive: Google shelves plan for phone with interchangeable parts", "raise your hand if you saw this coming"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "it auto disables after you reach certain memory usage before, I don't know if it still exist.", "context": ["The lastest version of Scatter with EVE is one of the prettiest things I've ever seen on KSP", "I can't seem to get EVE to work"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Can Anybody Explain Why One Should Vote for Donald Trump without Mentioning Hillary Clinton?", "context": ["Clinton's Image at Lowest Point in Two Decades", "Can Anybody Explain Why One Should Vote for Hillary Clinton without Mentioning Donald Trump?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Or the disproportionate scaremongering by certain media outlets and politicians.", "context": ["Germans greatly overestimate number of Muslims living in their country, study finds", "Perhaps the disproportional perception is a result of the disproportional troubles they have been causing."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "For what it's worth, not all of us do.", "context": ["TIL there are Catholic Fundamentalists who espouse a 20,000 year old Earth and that during the time of the Garden of Eden the Earth was flat", "Why do American Catholics try so damn hard to be Protestants?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Generally over moderation and idiotic rules tends to be the acme of subreddit failure that I've seen over my many years.", "context": ["Why isn't this sub very successful despite 69k subscribers?", "Uninvolved moderation, a user base that only represents one tiny demographic of the city, and the long standing tradition of everyone being dickheads to each other."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Do advertisers really think that people are affected by their ads anyway?", "context": ["Pandora should have a feature where you can listen to a bunch of ads in a row and build up time of uninterrupted ad-free listening In case my title is a bit confusing I mean it'd be cool if I could just listen to a bunch of ads in a row and get them out of the way, so I can zone out or have a love making sesh without Marvin Gaye being followed by a screeching McDonald's advertisement", "The problem with that being people would run it overnight when sleeping, defeating the whole purpose of advertising."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Use the pro setting when taking photos and change the macro setting manually to achieve photos like this.", "context": ["One of the last photos I've taken with my Samsung Galaxy S6", "How come my s7 doesn't do that"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And the first two seasons of Lucha Underground which is one of the best wrestling programs ever!", "context": ["What GOOD things happened in 2017 so far?", "Netflix is giving us Iron Fist and a new Dave Chappelle stand-up this month!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "In the libtard infested subs, negative karma is positive karma.", "context": ["What would happen if Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un switched jobs?", "The left would finally have something to be upset about instead of these created problems."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Your a Mudkip its perfectly normal to hate Blaziken.", "context": ["Ah, At Last, The Showdown Destined to Happen Since the Dawn of 4th Gen", "I hate blaziken.... :/ Is that wrong?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No one cares as much as you do.", "context": ["Oh good, I'm glad we can still be friends", "God I just realized my spelling is atrocious in these shots, sorry about that!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You know there are centrist echochambers too (like this site...)?", "context": ["How echo chambers turn us into a high-noise low-information constituency", "Ah, this article reasonably suggests that people on both sides of the political spectrum be more empathetic to the views of the opposite side... I anticipate it will be uniformly rejected by both left and right."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Big fan, but how exactly are they perfect for this kinda movie?", "context": ["Matthew Vaughn confirms plans for Kingsman 2, writing it at the moment", "I hope they can get Idris Elba and Natalie Dormer, they would be perfect for this kinda movie!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Maybe if we're lucky someone will get an inciteful comment medal.", "context": ["Well I guess that we're not the only people who hate BuzzFeed", "im sure the comments here will be productive and uncontroversial."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not politically fashionable to do so, and a lot of it is opportunity-based, which upsets rose wavers.", "context": ["Ben Jennings on a year of unwanted gifts", "Would be nice to see one of these for all the unanimously positive things that must've quietly happened this year."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They will never use their nuclear weapons as long as the United States balances them out with MAD.", "context": ["Don't buy the hype: Russia's military is much weaker than Putin wants us to think", "Does that really matter, when their nuclear arsenal is enough to destroy civilization on a global scale, thus ensuring nobody does anything to try and stop them?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Fair point, but what made Bony and Altidore, who were both top goal scorers in the Eredivisie, go in such opposite directions once they got to the Premier League?", "context": ["Both Wilfried Bony and Jozy Altidore had prolific seasons in the Eredivisie - Why was Bony more successful in the Premier League?", "Because not every player in the Eredivisie is the same"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You know you're a stingy person when you complain about grass in a video game", "context": ["Nathan Drake gets into a jeep just like anyone else", "This looks great but its 2016 and grass still just clips through vehicles."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Most stadia in SoCal are visible from a freeway.", "context": ["Full View Image of New LAFC Stadium Rendering", "It would look better without the freeway."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well, quite frankly I believe the Taliban deserves death, as they are criminals in their own country, but same way we bury criminals, killers in American, he still should get a burial.", "context": ["Mutilated body of a suicide bomber during elections in Afghanistan (via VICE)", "they should have taken the remains and put them into a black trash bag and tossed it in a dump somewhere."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's one for hate the US , thank you for comment , Do you live in Antarctica sir?", "context": ["People of the world why do you love, or hate the United States?", "Because they ignore us/forget we exist/\"Oh yeah it's you polar bear people\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They'd still think of a reason to attack Jews.", "context": ["Why was there no peace in 1966?", "We'll just have to go with the pre-pre-pre 67 borders established in Genesis."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Or if you're 12 years old... seriously they are terrible", "context": ["Joe Lauzon talking about his last 2 decisions", "great podcast also for those who like comedy"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I thought that streaming only worked through wifi, is this a recent change?", "context": ["Playing Xbox One 300 km distance with my Lumia (unreleased app from MS!)", "So can I use my XBox in the US from Germany?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If he somehow recovers and continues fighting, he will be trying to knock you out.", "context": ["Just a reminder that this beast is fighting in just over a week.", "I don't get why fighters will continue to attack a guy after he is clearly knocked out."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "High-speed mirror, only as many frames as they had space for with the film", "context": ["A nuclear bomb immediately after being detonated", "I'm more interested in the process of taking such photograph, than probably the image itself."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "oh this joke is super old, like years", "context": ["Our parents really did give us something to cry about.", "Stole this joke from another post about 2 weeks ago."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Except we don't use gold as collateral for our debt and haven't in over 40 years.", "context": ["U/IntegralTDS explains why US Government Debt is different from Household Debt", "I wish I could pretend I have a stockpile of gold bars in my house that I could use for collateral on a loan without providing proof the gold bars exist."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You have to have a little fairy dust too", "context": ["What are some widely believed \"facts\" that are actually untrue?", "You can't just get over depression by believing hard enough."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Regulation works so well, so many corrupt bankers in jail they are running out of space", "context": ["Shady Alt-coin developers plan pump and dumps through Skype", "Who needs regulation to stop these losers, when we've got anarchy and regret instead?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's getting a lot harder to not tell a lot of people around me that like that Orange Buffoon to eat a bag of dicks.", "context": ["Despite Denials, Russians Were in Contact with Trump Campaign", "It's becoming so hard to keep track of Trump's scandals, it's becoming ridiculous."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Tell that to the folks yacking on about \"right of return\".", "context": ["Netanyahu wants to define Israel as Jewish state in law", "I thought Israel was established, by the UN, as a Jewish State way back in 1948."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As long as we're all sharing, I've imagined most of my guy friends making out with each other.", "context": ["Men of reddit, what NSFW secret do you want women to be aware of?", "We have imagined sleeping with most of our gal friends, or at least what they look like naked."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "sometimes the \"high-quality\" bit isn't true, but the latter is!", "context": ["Apple iPhone charger teardown shows you almost get what you pay for.", "News flash: apple makes high quality but expensive products"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm with you on the first, but I always downvote people who inhibit learning and education.", "context": ["What generic Reddit comment do you always downvote or upvote?", "I always downvote people who say \"x needs more upvotes\" or \"why is this getting downvoted?\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He probably secretly took pleasure in differaging room temperatures and insects bugging people.", "context": ["TIL revolving doors were invented by someone who hated holding the door for women and decided to do something about it.", "That moment when you don't want to be polite so you accidentally invent an effective method for regulating a rooms temperature and keeping insects out."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "An alternative would be that the church pre-schism should be considered a different entity than either the Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox churches.", "context": ["Why is it that many outsiders to Christianity consider the Roman Catholic Church to be the first Christian group?", "I don't understand your question: what would be the alternative?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Women expecting men to pay are just as sexist as men expecting women to sleep with them.", "context": ["The woman giving out tickets gave me a nasty look", "This just in, women expecting men to pay for them is just as sexist as men expecting women to cook and clean."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "From Call Of Duty : Black Ops 3 Zombies?", "context": ["Just Made a New Emblem... Tell Me What You Think", "It looks like a summon key from shadows of evil."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I wish I could down vote you more than once", "context": ["880 new police staff and 24/7 stations", "Hooray, even more cops out there trying to fuck us over."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm the same, I load up there when I'm in New York.", "context": ["Uniqlo looking to open at yorkdale, Japan's largest clothing chain coming to Toronto.", "Finally, I'm tired of going to NYC to buy clothes."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think they put them up in the 8 minutes since you posted, however you have to search for amiibo and click a box that says \"Introducing Nintendo amiibo\"", "context": ["Amiibo are dominating the video game charts in Canada on Amazon", "Amiibos aren't even on the UK amazon site yet."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Genuine question: are you personally acquainted with a single Muslim?", "context": ["Just some of the religious contributions to 2014", "A lot of muslims in there...religion of peace my ass."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I only understand wtf he's talking about maybe 5% of the time, but yeah he's dope.", "context": ["Milwaukee Bucks (21-27) @ Denver Nuggets (21-27) - 2/3/17", "do any of u boys listen to milo he's the best rapper & from wisconsin thus making him the best rapper (2x)"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Over here we wish you all a happy new year, we wish all your dreams to come true on the year of the goat.", "context": ["VG posted a video on their facebook wishing everyone a happy lunar new year, can someone translate what Black^ is saying?", "What did fenrir said at the end that made everyone laugh?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Many of my friends have autism and don't understand most of these so I understand this big time", "context": ["What is an unspoken rule that everyone should follow?", "Please maintain appropriate social distance, don't touch people without permission, allow people to end a conversation with you the first time (don't keep talking to them and follow them as they are walking away from you)."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Oh goddamnit, you made me reclick the image to check", "context": ["Summer Rae posted this very interesting FCW poster on her Snapchat a few days ago (features Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns and Tyler Breeze)", "If you were wondering why Summer Rae posted this: she's the one in the mask"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Why in the world would they scratch one of their best defensemen to ice a 5th center?", "context": ["Brandon Dubinsky and Jack Johnson are scratched for Team USA tonight.", "Should've scratched McDonagh instead and kept Dubi to battle with Crosby"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because we have a massive effect on their lives (but not the other way around)", "context": ["'No Californians' stickers being slapped on For Sale signs in Portland", "Why do people from other cities and states think about us so much"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't yhderstand the backstory to this can someone link it", "context": ["You say 'I'll take reddit for 600 alex', what are some of the answers?", "This common piece of vehicle emergency equipment can also be used to discipline your kids."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well I can't kill myself in peace with an awesome view cause that asshole is there ...fuck it I'll go where I may possibly injure others", "context": ["Japan's Cliffside Suicide Vigilante has saved 500 lives", "yea but how many of them then go and kill themselves elsewhere?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Ultimately though, the plague helped bring about the end of the feudal system, so it couldn't have been all bad.", "context": ["What other years were the \"worst ever\"?", "Maybe one of the years everyone just died from the Black Plague."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Also, people who go bankrupt because they live a life outside of their memes.", "context": ["Who do you have absolutely NO sympathy for?", "People who go bankrupt because they live a life outside of their means."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My friend found a kitten in an alley should I report them?", "context": ["FB friend found a dog on the street .....then proceeds to ask for $200 \"started bid\"", "In a lot of places, it's illegal to keep a pet that you find."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Take a knee; I've got some bad news friend.", "context": ["Week 2 - Applaud Your Team Say something nice about your team and their performance win or lose.", "Our defense might not be very good, but with the offense we have, we just might be able to overcome it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Thank you for this information, you just saved me a ton of embarrassment if I had ever ran into one of these.", "context": ["Someone please explain what these are... Found in male bathroom", "Looks like a foot washing station for Muslims."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "what do you think a pair of his cleats fetch at a auction?", "context": ["TIL that when Cristiano Ronaldo was asked to donate his cleats for a charity auction benefitting 10-year old Erik Ortiz Cruz, who had a brain disorder that can cause 30 seizures a day, he instead paid the whole $83K for his surgery.", "He just doesn't want anyone else to have his cleats."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Amen, here's to going the people we elect this time around have some similar sense about them.", "context": ["Poland refuses to accept refugees after Brussels attack", "At least one country is using common sense and protecting their citizens."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Lilies of the field was a great movie", "context": ["What's the worst movie to ever get nominated for best picture?", "Ones that spring to my mind are... Lilies of the Field Doctor Dolittle Love Story Nicholas and Alexandra On Golden Pond The Cider House Rules Blind Side Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "A package built around Gardiner for Nuge would be kinda interesting", "context": ["Oilers looking to deal Eberle, Nugent-Hopkins... should the Leafs be interested?", "What could we give up thats worth their while?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But Finn is on the same side and pointing his lightsaber the same way as Kylo!", "context": ["Luke Skywalker featured on a banner promoting Star Wars The Force Awakens", "All the good guys are facing one way, and Kylo the other, nice."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Also if a man is falsely accused, his name will be all over the paper but the \"victim\"'s wouldn't because they have to \"protect\" them.", "context": ["In what ways is society sexist against men?", "A man is falsely accused of rape, his life is ruined, a woman is falsely accused of rape, doesn't matter because it'll never see trial because women can't rape men apparently"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My brother does this so to piss him off I always set the TV volume to a prime number.", "context": ["Reddit, what's a weird rule you live by?", "The volume setting MUST be at a level that is either an even number or divisible by five."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Nah, they're too afraid of a lawsuit and bad press.", "context": ["Flight attendant disciplined for 'Black Lives Matter' pin after angering passenger - Story", "God I hope they fired her stupid ass."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I wish you'd rather refer to the presence of the ad, regardless of the content.", "context": ["Google, please don't allow this garbage in Gmail", "I'm not referring to the presence of the ad, I'm referring to the content."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Please explain to me why this is racist?", "context": ["The Asian girl forcing a smile in the background of this video slays me", "So, no one told her that she has no talent or that this is pretty racist?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but you still have International Sex God Dax McCarty, which makes you the envy of the civilized world.", "context": ["It's Time to Retire the \"Pink Cows\" Pejorative", "20 years of failure, irrelevancy, and incompetency is insulting enough."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Indian dads have many ways to entertain themselves during dinner time.. source: am Indian dad", "context": ["Arnab Goswami resigns from Times Now, says could start another venture", "Oh no, how will Indian dads entertain themselves at dinnertime now?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Word we should be grateful just to have football on tv, no matter how horrible it is rite", "context": ["Game Thread: Tampa Crablegs (0-0) @ Atlanta Falcons (0-0)", "You all need to relax, holy shit."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They should have made the coronation dress, the ice dress is bland without ice powers", "context": ["New Limited Edition D23 exclusive Elsa costume", "To be honest, looks dull and not really like the dress."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "At least it's an improvement over the bacon one that was on here yesterday.", "context": ["Buffalo Chicken \"Cupcakes\" - made using wonton wrappers healthy, easy, delicious!", "Honest question, with the cream cheese, ranch, and regular cheese how is this considered healthy?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This comment could be made for all the posts in this sub.", "context": ["Badass refuses to learn appropriate classroom behavior", "Why would you brag about being a total douche bag?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I can't think of a worse case of mansplaining than doing it about someone else's feelings.", "context": ["My friend met a nice guy during her closing shift last night.", "I hate when guys try to tell me how I feel."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I have a feeling he was speaking to GOATbrook recently... *Yo JV I got some fashion tips for you*!", "context": ["So i met JV at work today.", "Lol what the fuck is he wearing"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Actually the comments in this topic are quite good for the most part.", "context": ["MRW I saw Claremont Colleges were going to institute \"safe spaces\" only for \"people of color\"", "turn around now, these are youtube-quality comments."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "it started as a united states military project and probably still is, with Snowden revelations it clearly indicate that NSA uses to its advantage.", "context": ["Putin calls the internet a 'CIA project'.", "If the internet is a CIA project, it's the best fuckin thing they've ever done."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Are you willing to pay higher taxes to pay for them.", "context": ["ISIS set to Destroy Ancient Roman Site near Tripoli", "Time to send the Marines back to Tripoli."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They've been shorting as fast as they can!", "context": ["Greek crisis: NSA phone tap of Angela Merkel reveals she knew Greece's debt was unsustainable", "I say point the finger at the NSA for not acting swifty on the EU financial crisis!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Don't American's have their 19th amendment for this sort of thing?", "context": ["White House Intervened To Suppress Hillary email Scandal, Leaked Emails Reveal", "So who is going to be the one to hold our government accountable?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "ITP: Edgy teenager too self-absorbed to enlighten us plebeians", "context": ["BBC forecasts UK votes to Leave the European Union", "ITT: Americans who don't understand how the EU works."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Put me in coach, I'm ready to play", "context": ["Is Ron Hextall our Emergency Back Up Goalie?", "Maybe Bryz can strap on the pads again since it seems he's at the games sometimes."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Haha did you go to a Christian/Jewish school?", "context": ["Climate map I made when I was 5", "I remember when all I knew was Jerusalem and America were the only places on earth"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Donald won't believe it until the National Enquirer picks up the story.", "context": ["Gallup data after Flynn's exit shows approval drop to 38%", "Of someone could let Donny know... that'd be great."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm not sure if Roosevelt or anyone knew that the an attack was definitely coming, but a lot of people probably assumed that America was going to need to get involved in the war over in Europe at some point.", "context": ["TIL All of Roosevelt's speechwriters were out of town the weekend around the Pearl Harbor attack, so he was left alone to draft what was going to be the most important speech of his presidency.", "He knew it was coming and let it happen anyway, just like 9/11"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, who care about 20% of unemployement for 18-30 in most of southern countries, OUR GDP IS GROWING GUYS !", "context": ["Every one of the EU's 28 member economies is growing simultaneously for the first time in 10 years", "Or as some political actors would put it, \"everything's falling apart\"."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I liked windows 8 when I first got it, sure some things weren't so obvious, and took a bit of getting used to, but overall it's nice and not as bad as people made it out to be, 8.1 made it even nicer to use.", "context": ["Windows 9 will be free to Windows 8 owners, according to report", "I like windows 8...after the first day of fiddling with it I found it to be very convenient... *runs away*"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My father recently posted something copied from some random conservative news site about how if we don't increase spending on the military then the bad terrorist immigrants will come in and destroy all of our art and humanities so what's the point of funding something that's gonna die?", "context": ["Donald Trump is going to cut Meals on Wheels to pay for Mexican border wall", "I'd like to hear how some MAGAs can possibly defend this."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "World peace, the development of the electric car and unlimited fries with every sit in KFC meal.", "context": ["The threat level from Northern Ireland-related terrorism in Britain has been raised from moderate to substantial - an attack is \"a strong possibility\".", "Can anyone explain what the reasoning behind an attack on the mainland would be, or what they would hope to accomplish other than possible loss of life?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The invisible hand put that cat in that tree for a reason.", "context": ["Cat Stuck in Tree Dies of Starvation Outside Rand Paul Rally", "The cat knew the consequences of climbing the tree, I say you reap what you sow."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Top 2 plus a 7th D is better for the oil.", "context": ["Chiarelli disappointed with Oilers, not ruling out trade", "Inb4 Hall for 3 top 6 defensman"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Good girl: Is angry at you, Has a legitemate reason", "context": ["Gentleman, you have a GGGina if this happens.", "no, you have a normally functioning human being."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you think Israel will trust others for their security you haven't taken even a cursory study of the last thousand years of history.", "context": ["Palestinian Christians 'bitter and left out' of Easter celebrations", "Jerusalem should be an International city, policed by an international police force."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "there's nothing more that says \"fck you\" than scoring in a friendly.", "context": ["O. Giroud goal vs Scotland (France 2-0 Scotland)", "So satisfying to see him score so often after all the abuse"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's worse than that: this is like saying \"you have to pay for cable, you must watch the ads, *and you can only watch 1 hour a day, including ads*\".", "context": ["If my internet is metered, then I don't want ads wasting my bandwidth.", "Kind of like when we all started paying for cable because there weren't any ads."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They'll say it's a bad bill that was bad and it's all Ryan's fault because he's also bad.", "context": ["Paul Ryan just canceled the House health bill vote in a major defeat for President Trump", "What does t_d think about this much winning?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My best bet is that it's somewhere in the muskoka area of Ontario", "context": ["The Ashram Chronicles: Cleanup Projects (aka Max shares photos!)", "Is it just me or does that place not look like some Himalayan retreat set in the mountains?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Just off the top of my head, maybe they were outcasts because of their speech impediments and being ostracized lead them to see the appeal of My Little Pony's somewhat bright, welcoming, all-inclusive message?", "context": ["Bronies visit a mall (could only watch it up to two minutes)", "Why do so many of them have lisps?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Propulsion has nothing to do with compas error and deviation.", "context": ["Gotta keep that compass error in check", "This does not seem like a vessel that operates under sail power."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think this is just what the big 3 news (cbs, abc, NBC) used to be 20+ years ago.", "context": ["'PBS NewsHour' Is Unexciting And Even-Keeled, And People Are Loving It", "It's almost like real news without the bias is a good thing!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Can you stop oppressing me you hateful troll?", "context": ["What makes absolutely 0% sense to you?", "Calling people that disagree with you trolls or haters."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The Overweight Blue-Haired Demographics is up 100 kilo's on clinton.", "context": ["Trump beating Clinton among **MARRIED WOMEN** by 17 points!", "Clinton up 100 points in the Overweight Blue-Haired Demographics."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yep, before cutting my hair to within an eighth of an inch of it's life I used to do that...It's caused by stress.", "context": ["Australian politician eats his hair in Parliament", "Trichotillomania, sometimes it can get pretty out of control."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "To be fair, nowhere in the Bible does it say the Earth is 4000 years old.", "context": ["75 million-year-old dinosaur blood and collagen discovered in fossil fragments", "But the Earth in only 4000 years old"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I can't tell if trolling or serious... funny troll, hilarious seriousness.", "context": ["Why Finding Alien Life Is Just around the Corner", "Fake news, earth is flat and only 6000 years old."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This would definitely be upsetting - I'm rooting for you guys to hang in there until they renovate KeyArena.", "context": ["Which realistic hockey headline would give you a heart attack?", "*Beginning in 2018-2019 the Arizona Coyotes will be knows as the Quebec Nordiques^^^2.0*"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not only that, but the very second you stop treating the car like it *could be* a deadly weapon.", "context": ["Shots fired as suspect attempts to run over officers.", "Car = lethal weapon the very *second* that you want it to be, people need to understand this."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What if I have a brother who looks a bit like I did before I became infertile?", "context": ["What's a shallow reason you wouldn't date someone?", "Infertility - I want to have children of my own."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I had a married boss who did this.", "context": ["What's the quickest way someone lost your respect?", "My friend told me he cheats on his gf for fun"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You'd think he'd wait to see it in person and judge for himself.", "context": ["He likes big butts and he cannot compromise.", "For the record, I sure ain't no prude and my ass is huge but ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME BRO?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You can definitely see how terrified the guy holding the camera is.", "context": ["This chunk of the Sierra Nevada caught fracturing on video", "I probably would have shat myself and ran for something I didn't think was going to break off and tumble me down a mountain."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Or how everyone on Reddit cries at the drop of a hat.", "context": ["MRW redditors say things like \"little cute floofer pupper doggo\"", "Or redditors that reply with *hugs* So stupid"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You've restored a little bit of faith in humanity today.", "context": ["Price of Metro Vancouver houses to more than double in 25 years", "He's right, until government increase the land supply, prices will be pushed higher and higher"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Pretty sure it's just because Reddit hates Big Bang Theory.", "context": ["Kaley Cuoco in a pink bra looking sexy (NSFW) | A man pops a pimple on the tip of his penis (NSFW)", "ITT: People calling her unattractive, because neckbeard."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "When the sun rises in the west, and sets in the east", "context": ["Election Justice USA Study Finds that Without Election Fraud Sanders Would Have Won by Landslide", "So when does shillary go to prison?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "SO I WAs ThInKIn OF A COOL aNSWEr BUT ITs HArD sO AsSIST mY LiFe NaGa Ps it did take me more then 20 minutes to make that", "context": ["oh boy im so ready for Fe HErOS", "This is almost worth a Reddit *Ag*"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The Constitution itself states it extremely clearly, I don't think the religious right cares.", "context": ["Marco Rubio: The United States is Governed by God, Not the Constitution", "We REALLY need a politician on any side of the aisle to finally stand up and state publicly \"We are NOT a Theocracy, and politicians trying to drag religion into politics are WRONG\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "So if the boss really wanted to help him out he'd cut his pay until the divorce is settled then give him the raise.", "context": ["I'll stay in this family forever I think.", "IIRC Wife's palimony suit is a % of your income, most likely, So she gets a % of the extra income."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Does making a genuine effort to get laid make you infallible and immune to criticism?", "context": ["Texas, where the heat makes you THAT whipped", "Reddit, where we make fun of guys trying to watch the game then go home and get laid."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Sweden: Every day getting closer and closer to 1984's dystopian reality :)", "context": ["Swedish police banned from describing criminals anymore in case they sound racist", "I cannot believe this is actually happening"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm having a *real* hard time disagreeing with them, right now.", "context": ["China Tells Donald Trump: Climate Change Is Real", "The Chinese are pointing to Trump as proof for why free and open elections are overrated."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think this has been already established when he campaigned for racist hillary.", "context": ["Live Stream: Obama and Trump meeting at White House", "If Obama doesnt bow down like he did for the King of Saudi Arabia he is a straight up bitch."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I wonder if he's learning from the Kim Jun Un book of \"make baseless threats and hope it gets people to take you seriously\"", "context": ["The United States is prepared to respond to North Korean nuclear threats on its own if China fails to pressure Pyongyang, President Donald Trump said in an interview with the Financial Times", "Reminder that Trump supporters voted for him in part because they believed that he wouldn't start any wars."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Pathological self-loathing is pretty common among white leftists.", "context": ["Tommy Dimassimo, Dayton Trump attacker, is a supporter of Eric Sheppard, who has advocated killing all white people.", "Dosent that mean that he himself would be killed?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We're doing pills, uppers and downers, theyre the logical next step for you.", "context": ["o_g explains in-depth how to chemically induce a night of vivid wet dreams", "isn't it incredibly bad for you to mix uppers and downers?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Just add every other digit and then multiply it by 2, then add all the other digits you didn't add/multiply.", "context": ["How to validate a credit card with your mind", "More like \"how to validate with a pencil and paper and probably a calculator.\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I haven't seen *TCW,* but the idea of bringing back Darth Maul from the kind of death he had seemed incredibly forced.", "context": ["What's your genuinely unpopular Star Wars opinion?", "Darth Maul should have stayed dead on Naboo"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "maybe xi Jinping will put us on that DANK lend-lease", "context": ["Only you can prevent a global fascist era", "I fuckin wish we had planes though"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "According to the latest Tumblr studies manspreading is up 35% under the Trump presidency and mansplaining has more than doubled.", "context": ["More saltiness than salt in fast food", "Yeah dude, western women are a pretty oppressed demographic."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Sometimes I feel like I must have paid extra for that feature here.", "context": ["what common knowledge facts are you surprised that people don't know?", "That lever on the left side of your steering wheel turns on indicators to tell people when you're turning or changing lanes."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"i dont wanna burst into flames in front of all these people\"", "context": ["What is the best way you have ever seen someone get out of doing something?", "The local priest asked my dad to read at mass and my dad lied and said he was dyslexic"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm on a computer so I don't know why I checked.", "context": ["What would you like to remind everyone?", "Check you're using wifi and not data"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Immigration reform is definitely a step in the right direction.", "context": ["Just want to remind everyone what registering non-Christians looks like", "Close the borders, stop all immigration, not just Muslim."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Most evangelicals care more about a bundle of cells instead of all other life on earth.", "context": ["The 265 members of Congress who sold you out to ISPs, and how much it cost to buy them", "Democrats are far from perfect, but I don't know how one looks at this list and still thinks that the GOP has the best interests of the people in mind."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Unlikely, Alec Guiness said he would rather drop dead than do more Star Wars", "context": ["Star Wars Rebels Season 3 - Mid-Season Trailer (Official)", "99% sure they got Alec Guinness to do the voice work"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "$10 he isn't, we were never going to get him", "context": ["GM Rutherford says Penguins aren't interested in Babcock", "But that doesn't mean he's not interested in us!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Marcelo was also a red for throwing elbow in mouth.", "context": ["Messi is now top scorer in the history of El Clasico", "How many 2nd yellows can Casemiro get away with?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think it'll be more culturally sensitive to throw them out of a helicopter, Generalismo style", "context": ["You can tell she's woke by the undercut and handkerchief.", "When someone takes this to its logical conclusion and guns down a few commies, I'm going to laugh."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It'd be a lot better if his voice was deeper, you can definitely hear the resemblance but his voice is just too high pitched.", "context": ["Kermit the Frog gives himself a pep talk", "His Kermit voice is kinda shitty to be honest"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Doesn't the fact that these people around Clinton did get immunity indicate the FBI was trying to build a case against Hillary?", "context": ["Top Clinton aide Cheryl Mills granted partial immunity in email investigation", "Can any of you Clinton supporters explain why so many people surrounding Clinton need immunity deals if nothing illegal happened?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "probably because the last piece of content had no integrity and made rs3 look modest", "context": ["Old School Content Poll #48: Rewards for Raids & Quality of Life", "why the fuck do people want raids to be dead content"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yea, with the censoring Reddit really let me down .", "context": ["The_Donald user makes an attempt at hurting Reddit's profits, gets gilded 11 times", "This week's events have made me hate this site for a lot of reasons."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't believe you, I don't see him anywhere!", "context": ["The Reason Why So Many Ex-Nazi Member Fled to South America", "Context:Austria is hiding somewhere in 4th panel."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think your parents are on Reddit and you don'r want them to see anything you might have to say.", "context": ["What is one secret you have never told your parents and still don't plan on telling?", "That after reading some of the comments they are fucking lucky to have me as a son."]}
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{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Child, anything south of Kentucky is the American south.", "context": ["In the light of God's Not Dead and A Matter Of Faith, I present to you my Crappy Christian Movie Bingo.", "\"Set in the American south **or** Atlanta\" Did the ATL jump a couple hundred miles geographically?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As a male, I feel violated too because we share the same gender as this guy", "context": ["This guy was too much for me, he's got it all figured out.", "As a female, I feel violated just reading this :\\"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "100% agree, this was brought up in that thread as well", "context": ["MRW I'm about to comment and call out that AskReddit thread (the one about women going out with men for a free meal) for how insanely sexist that question is, only to see that literally all the commenters already did.", "A lot of guys act like no action after the date means she was just in it for a free meal, completely ignoring the idea that maybe their behavior turned women away, or god forbid there just wasn't any spark and women don't owe them sex for some chicken and broccoli."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, he is the leader of a political party called United Socialist Party of Venezuela", "context": ["Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro donates $500,000 to Trump fund despite economic woes", "And people will still say he's a socialist on this site."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yes, I would like one \"edgy teen with a perfect family that I ruined so that I can complain about it\" excuse please", "context": ["What do other people accept as part of life that you personally cannot tolerate?", "Finding excuses and scapegoats for their own mistakes."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's a strange thing when you realize kids now don't know what a drill looks like.", "context": ["Idk why I never realized that the IKEA logo thing looks the same as the tweak logo.", "Woah... my power drill looks exactly like the tweak logo as well!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Depends, have you got pax sivir for me?", "context": ["K-9 Nasus for EU-NE and NA Pax jax / Pax sivir", "can i get PAX jax me nick i league of legends qgmk"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The study of names is called onomastics, so perhaps onomism?", "context": ["You never know how many people you dislike until you have to name your child", "If there was a discrimination against people based only on their names...what would that be called?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm not sure you even know what communism is.", "context": ["Bernie Sanders: I happen to believe that Henry Kissinger was one of the most destructive secretaries of state in the modern history of this country.", "The biggest tragedy for Bernie Sanders must have been how Kissinger's geopolitics led to the collapse of Soviet Communism."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not being spied upon is a violation of international trade law.", "context": ["\"The United States on Friday criticized proposals to build a European communication network to avoid emails and other data passing through the United States, warning that such rules could breach international trade laws.\"", "How dare countries do something about being spied upon."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "cookiezi 99.27% fc 654pp 800 upvotes, angelsim 99.27% fc 655pp 400 upvotes lel", "context": ["AngeLMegumin: Yousei Teikoku - Torikago HDDT FC, #1, 99.27%, 655PP", "cookiezi 99.27% fc 654pp, angelsim 99.27% fc 655pp lel"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Trade Bartkowski but keep his mom as a mascot!", "context": ["Alex Biega bails out Miller to keep the one goal lead", "This why you play Biega instead of Bartkowski... Game saver right there."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "but no one dies in the OR, so you should be like a super nurse or something", "context": ["'Tis the season for cringey presents from family members.", "Wow looks like I have quite a few lives to save until I'm a nurse"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Then they sell it all on coinbase and forget about it, and then yell at you years later when its worth 10x as much.", "context": ["How do we get more people interested in using Bitcoins?", "Give someone a $100 wallet and they'll be forced to figure it out to get that hundred bucks?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Member when they were bitching because Obama had too many Czars?", "context": ["Trump tweets: The media is the 'enemy of the American people'", "People were worried about Obama becoming a dictator.... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "once the immediate twitter fervor and faux activism around the case dies down", "context": ["University of Delaware investigating three makeshift nooses hung after a black lives matter rally", "How long till we find out it was done by black activists just trying to raise awareness to their cause."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Agreed, turned it off after a minute because I knew I'd forget to turn my volume down after the video.", "context": ["Guy makes fire jazzy beat and samples from $1 record", "Might be an interesting video if the sound was louder."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "i just noticed this lmao he's votebotting the thread cuz he mad", "context": ["remember all the flame i got for this post well now you people can kiss my butt also i don't care if you downvote", "holy shit you're actually pathetic enough to use vote manipulation because people don't agree with you"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'd go outside for a little bit and wait until a flying pig smacks me in the face.", "context": ["Interview with ALL NATURAL bodybuilder Simeon Panda", "Lol just imagine if he really was natural"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Damn, most gas stations near me do growler fills.", "context": ["US supermarket launches more in-store growler taps", "reading stories like this makes me sad because it makes me realize that most of Canada is basically a third world country beer-wise :("]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Reddit is the unfunniest place in the world", "context": ["What do you find most annoying in Reddit culture?", "Same jokes always come up too much until it's just tiresome to hear them again"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Dat is een brouwerij uit het dorp Budel Bron: Ik woon in Budel", "context": ["Het meest gedronken biertje in jouw gemeente", "Ben ik de enige die nog nooit van Budels heeft gehoord?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Also they both look like Steve (Joe Keery) from Stranger Things", "context": ["Andrew Garfield has fallen on hard times since being recast as Spider-Man", "Never realized how much he looks like Jean-Ralphio"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Secularism does not have be about \"freedom, humanism, veganism, environment and human rights\" and Turkey has more than once served as best proof for that.", "context": ["How Turkish people feel about Secularism as of today", "Thats the Kurdish \"freedom, humanist, vegan, pro-environment, human rights\" for you HDP"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Actually gas powerplants are also closing, less nuclear plants here means more imported coal energy.", "context": ["Open VLD holds on to nuclear phase-out, possibly already before 2025", "This is so stupid :/, less nuclear energy means more gas powerd energy."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As Ents, we strive for that 4.20 GPA!", "context": ["My friend said I couldn't get all A's because I smoke everyday", "My sister smokes weed occasionally and one of her friends started giving her shit for it and starting drama so I told her to post a picture of her straight A grades with the caption 4.20 GPA on her snapchat story"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As another bloated and crampy vegan, it definitely doesn't work that way.", "context": ["\"it will help rid you of those problems during your menstruation.\"", "As a bloated and crampy vegan right at this very moment, I have to inform you that this man might not be an expert."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Did anyone else never before notice the slight similarities between a halved orange and a vulva?", "context": ["This video will save you years of wasted time...thank me later", "Did anyone else just watch that dude finger that orange in the end."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm going to go out on a limb and say that they aren't.", "context": ["No words for this, but this was posted by my grandma.", "Please tell me those people are alive"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I like how the answers you got are adding up to \"we blame literally everyone.\"", "context": ["British Man Who Must Give Police 24 Hours' Notice of Sex Threatens Hunger Strike: The man is the subject of a sexual risk order despite having never been convicted of a crime.", "What the fuck has been happening to the UK in the last few years?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There are smug liberal wankfests but NPR is not one of them.", "context": ["Trump is axing NPR, PBS money, affects our local news and children", "But what if NPR is a smug liberal wankfest that deserves to lose funding?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "After the last check clears, or he treats her like other contractors and doesn't pay her.", "context": ["Trump's campaign manager: 'No, I do not believe' there will be widespread voter fraud", "How long until she joins the ranks of women to say they were groped?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I take it you haven't met many idiots.", "context": ["What stance are you most confident and passionate on debating on?", "It's not really a stance, but I can explain evolution and evolution as the origin of species to idiots that don't understand it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My hispanic bf is the whitest person I know", "context": ["Don't accept your acting roles, you're harming the community.", "it's common for latinos to look white though....?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I had one that looked like an aged Chris Pine with inhuman cheekbones.", "context": ["There is a Youtuber making detailed videos showing how to un-uglify the presets.", "Surprised at how shlubby and weak-chinned some of the male presets are."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "if it was treated the same, she'd be paying him for 24 years.", "context": ["'She has no right to be supported for life': Judge tells ex-wife of millionaire racehorse vet to get a job in landmark divorce case.", "Thats the thing about equal rights, you get treated the same"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "glass panes give things a different feel because they add depth instead of being flat with the wall, I currently do use glass blocks for roofs in those cases, but sometimes glass panes would make it look a bit better.", "context": ["Could we possibly have some new way to place glass panes for a sky roof?", "Any reason you can't use glass blocks?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Excuse me how dare you leave out attack helicopter-kin.", "context": ["How dare this band's joke not cater to my delicate sensibilities.", "And not one: Lesbian Disabled person trans -kin type midget Trans racial trans gender skyscraper kin"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The problem is that the supply of him (1) greatly exceeds the demand for him (0).", "context": ["Le free market fails to provide :'(", "The population is literally close to 50/50 M/F"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'd say he's been killing it since Derrick Comedy.", "context": ["Lin-Manuel Miranda, Donald Glover, Issa Rae & Damien Chazelle: Epic Conversation on Creativity", "Donald Glover is the man he can do no wrong, been killing it ever since Community."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And what about the people who don't have a millionaire daddy who will support them financially if they quit?", "context": ["Trump says he'd hope his daughter Ivanka would quit if sexually harassed at work", "Why is the onus on the victim to quit?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Hate to say it, but it's always been an oligarchic society.", "context": ["The great political struggle we now face is whether the United States retains its democratic heritage or whether we move toward an oligarchic form of society where the real political power rests with a handful of billionaires, not ordinary Americans.", "Hate to say it but it already happened."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"Sir our drone was last recorded delivering pizza to this address\" *Eating pizza* \"I don't know what you're talking about\"", "context": ["Domino's tests drone delivery of pizza in New Zealand", "Wonder how long it takes for people to start stealing them."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The moral of this story is don't eat concrete.", "context": ["New Lighter, Stronger and Less Expensive Concrete Substitute Created - \"Acrete\" uses coal waste and converts it into useful building materials.", "Coal waste has to be toxic and I'd imagine the dust from it must be poisonous to inhale."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "shhh.Quiet before \"they\" start calling you a \"Sexist\" and \"Ghostbro\"", "context": ["Three men wrote Wonder Woman, and that's a problem", "Ghostbusters was written *and* directed by a man yet it's heralded as \"progressive and freewheeling.\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think I know a good Israeli wood seller I can get you in contact with.", "context": ["The message was just \"hey\" but it was enough to make my friend delete her Christian Mingle account", "I hate it when Satan enters my dreams and forces me to have sex with him and his demons, really brings me down"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "and the difference between fair and medium is practically non-existant :( it kind of looks like the same person just with a light shined on the side of her face for fair.", "context": ["11 Charts For Anyone Who Needs Help With Makeup | FavIt", "On the second category when the difference between Fair, Medium, and Dark was barely anything, that sucks"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Ted Cruz's very bad, no good, rotten day.", "context": ["Sarah Palin Endorses Donald Trump, Rallying Conservatives.", "Between this, and the Governor saying \"anyone but Cruz\", I think Trump has Iowa wrapped up."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Ironically due to laxer work safety standards I would expect that will end up being true for quite a few people", "context": ["Brexit to blame for over $81 billion worth of missed investment opportunities", "Brexit caused me to stub my toe"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "i also eat vinegar with cereal for breakfast", "context": ["So I heard you guys like the current jumping accuracy", "omg lucky clip means game must be changed!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not sure if they had to make the hands look small or if that just was unedited.", "context": ["Trump Signs his Energy Independence Executive Order", "That's some beautifully smooth text tracking, or whatever you call it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As shocking as it is, these are some of the most humane deaths I've seen on this sub.", "context": ["ISIS Mass Slaughter of Iraq Army POWs", "There is a special hell reserved for these bastards."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Canada can only do one thing at a time?", "context": ["If Bill C-16 is passed, gender identity and gender expression will become prohibited grounds of discrimination under the Canadian Human Rights Act", "As if Canada didn't have anything better to deal with..."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That really does seem to be the root of it, or at least most of it.", "context": ["Men of Reddit, when have you experienced sexism?", "First of all, people assuming you don't experience sexism."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "more like a prime example of \"Pull up yo' damn pants!\"", "context": ["When the bae lets you put it in her butt", "And in this gif we see a prime example of sexual harassment."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We can't all go to UMass at Cambridge.", "context": ["ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.", "Unanimous picks for **Harvard**, because Harvard is vastly superior to that second-tier liberal arts college off I-95."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Uh everyone I know uses uber primarily because it is cheaper", "context": ["Trudeau wants to \"level the playing field\" and tax Uber same as taxis", "It's clear Trudeau doesn't understand that we're avoiding cabbies because of their erratic driving and lack of hygiene."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The rangers are 1-10 vs the habs since the ECF iirc", "context": ["Who's your dark horse Stanley Cup pick?", "I don't know if they can win it all, but I fully expect New York to emerge from the Atlantic division to the 3rd round by beating Montreal and Ottawa/Boston/Toronto"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As long as they don't let Will.I.Am anywhere within six miles of the design board, it'll be OK.", "context": ["New DeLoreans returning in 2017 at $100,000 apiece", "Interested to see what they look like."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Idk man I just saw the hype train leaving the station so I hopped on board", "context": ["KENDRICKS LITTLE SISTER RETWEETED A TRACKLIST FOR \"The Other Community\" A WEEK AGO", "Why would the second album have DNA and Humble on it?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Maybe the law enforcement hand, has gotten a little too heavy?", "context": ["Judge shortage forcing Ottawa courts to prioritize criminal trials over civil cases", "Given that they have had to let accused murderers go due to trial delays, I'd say its time to hire some more judges."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "How many AAA legendary games have you made?", "context": ["Xbox One Post-Patch Performance Improved By Reducing Ambient Occlusion & Anisotropic Filtering Settings", "They must really be desperate or not know what they're doing... AF costs virtually no fps even for the xbone."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But dont let that distract you from the fact that the Blackhawks, as a first seed, got swept by the Predators, the 8th seed in the first round", "context": ["Different Countries Try Malort - The Worst Liquor Ever.", "As a Chicagoan this video makes me so proud"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Oh come on man $100 is pretty low", "context": ["lmfao 18 billion I'd do it 1 like = 1 prayer for doggo", "I'm hoping that's just hyperbole making fun of the \"would you slap your sis or bro for $1,000,000\" If not, I would literally stomp and kill a puppy for like 100 dollars."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You can find the .ogg-files under the game's directory.", "context": ["Braid, Super Meat Boy, and Lone Survivor added to Humble Indie Bundle V, including Psychonauts, LIMBO, Amnesia, Sword & Sworcery, and Bastion!", "My only complaint is that the soundtrack for Braid doesn't seem to be included."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yup, glad we dont have to deal with that anymore!", "context": ["What songs have been forever ruined for you because of a commercial, movie, or show?", "Just What I Needed - The Cars Those god damn Circuit City commercials."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Only 2009, so it was more like 4 debris cautions.", "context": ["7 years ago today: Exciting Nationwide finish at Michigan", "Back when nascar didnt have the throw 7 debris cautions to get an exciting finish"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This irritates me to no end in towns and cities across the country, and I sincerely believe that's why litter is absolutely everywhere.", "context": ["What was the weirdest thing you encountered in a foreign country that was totally normal for the locals?", "Probably not the weirdest, but London not having any trash cans is certainly interesting."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Which is weird when Daily Mail readers are often monarchists and our monarch has German heritage.", "context": ["How the British press lost Merkel in translation on Brexit", "I honestly think your average Daily Mail reading Brit is so prejudice against Germany that the narrative of nasty uncompromising German Chancellor was always going to happen."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "wow some people these days dont have proxys on their google extensions...", "context": ["The LA Galaxy put together this highlight reel after losing to Orlando SC 4-0.", "I can't watch that 'in my region' :("]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That, and very surprised people from Exeter who've just seen it on the front page.", "context": ["I'd like to see this become a thing", "ITT: The same turban jokes every time someone wearing a turban is posted."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The game is still garbage, we would be more tame talking about the drama then the actual shitshow that the game is.", "context": ["TRTF5 DeviantArt Teaser (It's different then the one on the site)", "#Could we please just leave the drama out of this, and just discuss the game without the mindless hate."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "dude dont yu realize she put you her", "context": ["Nice guy gets fed up on Whisper", "I love that these guys are always too delusional to realize that they're the ones living in the world of theyr own bullshit."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "now that is what I call synergies :D", "context": ["Fellow Momir players, we have a new enemy.", "Imagine this card in a [[maralen of the mornsong]] deck"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "While true, in countries with drastically reduced infant mortality rates and drastically increased life expectancy this needs to be heavily frowned upon.", "context": ["I do not want to live on this planet anymore.", "That's how it's been for the majority of human history and still is around the globe for the most part."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think the bigger issue is that it's still happening today in pretty much every country", "context": ["What scandals should NOT have been forgotten?", "**President Reagan's** okaying of the process to sell arms to terrorists - and have it done from the White House."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Like.... do you still lay on your mom's lap or... just referring to something in the distant past?", "context": ["What almost always gives you instant comfort?", "Sleeping on my mom/wife's lap while they randomly play with my hair and we talk about stuff."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And to think your fan base was mad when he left", "context": ["USC announces plans to reduce trash at LA Coliseum", "Must be an old article, they already fired Kiffin."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This can easily be proven by the existence of hills.", "context": ["What's a common misconception that really should be cleared up?", "FYI, the Earth is definitely not flat."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Ahh the Turkish or Norwegian Blue, lovely plumage.", "context": ["What is the strangest insult you've ever received?", "\"Well what do you know, you stupid Turk... or Norwegian\" I am neither."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Just curious, is that a hard thing to do ?", "context": ["Kenny Omega was in a 6 Star match and STILL no Omega flair It's time, mods.", "the more people complain the longer it gets delayed tbqh like half life 3"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "John seems a bit too similar to Cyborg in terms of personality", "context": ["During the WB CinemaCon, Justice League concept arts were revealed which featured a lot of Green Lantern being in it.", "In brightest day, in blackest night.... I hope it's Hal, I can't stand John."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Of course it is... Danny Woodhead, you're my only hope.", "context": ["Official Week 11 Game Day Discussion/CJ/Rant Thread Talk here.", "Right knee of Keenan Allen wrapped, iced on the sideline, doesn't look like he'll return."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "now to be fair i have had an inexplicable obsession with billy joel since i was like five but even i don't know all the words to we didn't start the fire all i know is \"north korea south korea marilyn monroe\" and \"TROUBLE IN THE SUEZ\" so this definitely didn't happen", "context": ["Super rebellious 7 year old won't go to bed", "Almost started to think this could be true...until the 7 year old started singing a 1989 Billy Joel song"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yes, they selected their nominee... By choosing not to ignore 3.6 million votes and wins in 10/11 of the top states by population.", "context": ["Clinton Losing Millennial Support Nationally and in Key States", "2016: The year we looked into the memes, and the memes looked back... also maybe the DNC shouldn't have picked such an awful nominee, take your pick"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think they get over reactionary because of the mass of utterly dumb criticism that goes their way, to the point they're just calloused to any and all criticism.", "context": ["Outspoken Realist I think it's safe to call him a stupid bitch.", "I don't understand why they're so butthurt at critizism"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well considering this doesn't affect American women in the slightest, I'm gonna guess they're as supportive as male Trump supporters.", "context": ["Donald Trump to strip all funding from State Dept team promoting women's rights around the world - Leaked plan comes as First Daughter Ivanka defends her father's record with women", "Can't wait to see how the female trump supporters on twitter defend this"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You might have clarified to him before he threw you", "context": ["What happened in school that still pisses you off when you think about it today?", "A guy threw his cheat paper at me in an exam, the invigilator saw it but instead of throwing him out of the class he threw me and gave me an F in that exam."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not unless he was a white man killing a black officer.", "context": ["RIP to officer Montrell Jackson, killed this morning in Baton Rouge by BLM.", "Here's a black man killed by another black man, does BLM care?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Haha so true but the kids betting is concerning", "context": ["Can everyone please stop saying this is illegal?", "Thy should put that warning at the start of porn sites where you just check if you're 18 or not, that should satisfy some people"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What's hilarious is how offended the same people seem to get when others call them out for being assholes.", "context": ["What is the dumbest thing you've heard someone be offended by?", "Other people being offended by actually offensive things."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I honestly believed you for like 5 seconds LOL", "context": ["Call of Duty: WWII - World Reveal 4.26 10AM PDT / 1PM EDT", "If you zoom into his eyes you can see a Nazi with jetpack dabbing"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Are they more likely to be abandoned, or just less likely to be adopted?", "context": ["My sister told me this when we saw the movie trailer", "Well statistically black children are 7x more likely to be abandoned and waiting for adoption than white children."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He's Luke's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.", "context": ["Adam Driver on set as Kylo Ren (no mask)", "Thank god we can finally put some of those crazy theories to rest."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'd say desegregate the schools then after a generation or two, tear down the walls.", "context": ["Image gallery of the current border barriers across Belfast, Northern Ireland", "The main way to end or alleviate the sectarianism in Northern Ireland is to tear down the walls and to desegregate the schools."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Operation Bomb The Crap Out Of Your House", "context": ["Sovereign Citizen Declares Nation of Dougiestan After Police Standoff", "Tomorrow we'll be hearing about how Dougiestan was invaded and annexed by US ground forces."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What is Hillary doing, her team needs to blow this up", "context": ["Former Texas official says he was told to drop Trump University probe", "Guys, just for future reference, this is what a real scandal with possible criminal implications looks like."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "In CA, I've known gun stores that have held pistols for 30 days before staring the dros process, perhaps in your state that would be legal?", "context": ["Bulgarian Makarov, 9x18mm Makarov, Used, 8+1 Rounds - $209.99", "Goddam, New Jersey........stupid rules restricting handgun purchases to one every 30 days...and I just bought a Smith & Wesson Victory."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Nice to see rsmalec in the promo pic.", "context": ["Guude on Twitter: \"On March 11th a series will start on the @MindcrackLP channel that took a lot of time and effort and a few years to complete.\"", "So some of the people participating in this: Darkphan, DeciTM, HonneyPlays, Diredwarf, Lorgon111, three_two, 1 or 2 other people in the pictures, and I guess Rob too."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I agree it would be harsh, but while in public it would be nice if it didn't look like a dirty crack pipe.", "context": ["Just a thought for a more discreet air stem", "I am coughing just looking at that picture."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I didn't believe that when they first said it, and now we know.", "context": ["Idea Factory Will No Longer Localize Games Which Need Censoring for Western Regulations", "THEY ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE YOUR GAME."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "if i had to guess i'd say fps games and possibly gta v", "context": ["Peasent about competitive gaming on PC and consoles", "What competitive game are you hiding in the grass?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Define ugly and maybe this one doesn't look ugly to you because it's not miserable and living cramped up in it's own filth like most factory farmed cows.", "context": ["This gif caused me to become vegan a year ago :)", "Except the cows we eat are a lot uglier than that"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "People are not very productive when they're being forced to do something, unless the regime is literally a regime and there's the threat of a gulag hovering over them.", "context": ["TIL That 33.2% of all immigrant-founded startups in the U.S are from INDIA", "these people should not be allowed to leave country for five years.they should be forced to work in rural area for one year."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The asking price on him would be Chabot, not Ceci.", "context": ["Sens have no interest in trading Ceci", "Welp don't expect to get a top 6 like Landeskog."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Wow u had more on the line then me and she still failed u", "context": ["Apparently there's a prophecy I'm going to die in a car crash the day before valentine's day", "I went to a psychic who told me I'd lose my virginity at 15 but jokes on her I'm still a virgin lmao"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The Air is going to be so much better once all those pesky clean air rules are gone, you can get a sample of it by breathing in the air that comes out of your car's tailpipe", "context": ["Bit by Bit, Trump Methodically Undoing Obama Policies", "The sooner Hussein Obama's disastrous policies are upended, the better for America."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "exactly the salt from the cruelty-tears seasons the meat nicely", "context": ["Bloodmouths of Reddit, what would it take for you to become vegan?", "I want something to feel pain and anguish before I consume it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But won't the new devices be named Pixel?", "context": ["Evan Blass: \"Google's Huawei-built 7-inch tablet, with 4GB RAM, on track for release before the end of the year.\"", "Hence why they copyrighted 7P earlier in the summer"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Try learning what you are talking about before posting.", "context": ["If Donald Trump repels Obamacare without replacement, how many people likely will die because of it?", "None because it didn't do shit for those who really needed it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "How in any way do the situations compare?", "context": ["Thousands march down Portage Avenue for Winnipeg Women's March - Manitoba", "Where were these women when Trudeau's wife was told to sit in the segregated women's section of the mosque?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Girl meets world is good too *I'm 21 and lame*", "context": ["The \"Modern Disney Channel Show\" Starter Pack", "KC Undercover is pretty good tho *Im only 14 please don't kill me*"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They probably want to bring back the wall, communism, and really really bad cars.", "context": ["LOL: \"I'm against gentrification -- I'm from Brooklyn.\"", "Anti-gentrification people are Berlin's equivalent of anti-vaxxers."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You're one of those people who start blasting your car horn if the person in front of you takes more than half a second to start moving when a light turns green, aren't you?", "context": ["Should Heroes add a function similar to dota 2 where if a player doesn't connect everyone can leave the game without penalty?", "I want to see a feature where if at 0:00 a player is still in the starting nexus thing that they are replaced by AI or the game is ended, and they are punished as a leaver."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "this shows the chutiyatic cogs of our PM's brain", "context": ["PM Modi appoints IIT-JEE topper Kruti Tiwari as brand ambassador of Digital India", "And what exactly has IIT-JEE topper got to do with Digital India?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Don't worry though, because it will be so much better when we can cherry pick our nurses and have them go through long, expensive visa applications than have someone catch a ferry from holland and start almost immediately.", "context": ["Brexit risks undermining NHS without quick government action: the NHS doesn't have enough nurses, official shortage of 22,000 (10% of total needed workforce)", "La la la not listening Brexit means Brexit it will all be okay la la la"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "She's mad because now she has to break both of his arms", "context": ["TIFU By not turning on the lights while masturbating.", "All of this could have been avoided with a \"I'm in here\" hahaha and it's kind of weird that your mom is mad about that."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Now we just need to find/meme video of Clinton saying she's not qualified either.", "context": ["Bernie Sanders said this, lets upvote to remind him everytime he googles himself.", "Obama : \"Hillary Clinton not qualified to be POTUS\" **Bernie : \"Hillary Clinton Not Qualified to be POTUS\"** #TRUMP: \"CLINTON NOT QUALIFIED TO BE POTUS\" The tribunal has spoken"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "i wouldn't say awesome, but definitely the less annoying of the two", "context": ["Neighbor harass dude for riding his bike at the speed limit.", "Em, driver seems awesome, and videographer seems like a complete cunt."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Cause everyone here don't love comfortable with what they have.", "context": ["Suicide now kills more Americans than car crashes", "Why the fuck do Americans commit suicide all the time"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Or call into morning talk shows, and be interviewed by reporters.", "context": ["Hillary Clinton on Twitter: \"You literally said all those things.\"", "Somebody better warn Donald that if he's going to use twitter as his primary platform of saying dumb shit, its very easy to go back and look at them to confirm that he did, in fact, say them."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"She's so mean for making ads of the mean dumb things I've said!\"", "context": ["Clinton pounces on Trump's tax shocker with new ad", "Waiting for the town hall debate for him to throw the 5 year old mindset.. Trump: her ads are mean and not nice!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Brady was deflating the ball when the ref wasn't looking", "context": ["WWE sending New England Patriots a WWE title", "They had to do two finishers in a row to win this from \"that team from Atlanta\"."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I doubt that every single Trump voter was against Clinton's server.", "context": ["Poll: 42 percent of Trump voters say it's OK for Trump to use private email server", "Call these jackasses out on their hypocrisy."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Wow, stop being so dark with your facts", "context": ["Trump Supporters: We now have a social networking platform free of censorship, check out 2016", "You forgot: * run over * raped * hacked * beheaded * blown up * bankrupted"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Who can I pay to make Girls become not available on regular HBO and HBOGo?", "context": ["Amazon Prime users now have access to HBO shows for the first time", "But it should be noted: Game of Thrones, True Detective, and Girls are specifically NOT included in the deal."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm not even going to point out the irony here.", "context": ["John Kasich Dismisses Donald Trump: 'He Complains About Everything'", "Has anyone else noticed that the Kasich campaign has devolved into complaining about Donald Trump exclusively?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I finished an \"important\" engineering degree this May and I had to move back with mom and dad because I can't find employment.", "context": ["What is something young people should take advantage of now while they're still young?", "Learning an important trade or taking an important major in college"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You're just jealous because you'll NEVER look that badass with a cigar and shades.", "context": ["Ricky Gervais - You can't have your own facts", "take a picture of me looking cool with my cigar oh right dont forget the shades hold on let me puff some smoke i look so cool and factual take that believers in the old way to describe existence oh ya the atheists are goin to love this and make aposter of it ... u fukin guys are worse than christians with all thier apostles and saints"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I could barely remember that she walked out by the end of that episode", "context": ["When there's so much drama you can barely remember what happened a few months ago", "Girl I can barely remember Adore walking out at this point."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Ok, but what if i want to stay natty?", "context": ["Guys who compete in physique, what is your drug cycle?", "Whey protein, creatine, preworkout, BCAAs, Fish Oil, Multi-vitamins"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That hitler guy is a pretty good economy reformer.", "context": ["If AskReddit existed in the 1920s, what questions would have been asked?", "So now that Germany will never be a world power again, what other countries in Europe would be likely to start the next World War?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Interesting when you note that only 0.2% of the prison population is atheist.", "context": ["O'Reilly blames 'atheists' and 'secular progressives' for Virginia shooting", "I'm pretty sure that violent crime is in decline... possibly by nearly the same percentage that religion is!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I didn't think so, but the article explicitly said \"the agreement is pending league approval,\" so...yeah.", "context": ["Sporting KC agrees to two-year pact with midfielder Benny Feilhaber, deal awaits league approval", "You need league approval to sign contracts now?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "it's a long list someone might have forgotten", "context": ["White people are the only ones that have ever done anything wrong", "Pedophiles- White People Pedophilia- White People Huh?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "women don't know what common sense or reason are.", "context": ["Trump: Oklahoma governor as VP is 'great' advice", "I suppose he thinks choosing a woman as his VP will make women stop hating him?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you have it, the black camo is one of the most effective camos because it can trick enemies into thinking you're doomed.", "context": ["My Legion is the most fearsome thing on the battlefield", "Tryhard Talk: You should avoid red-tone camos and use blue-tone camos, because it makes you look less like an enemy and more like a friendly."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you're concerned about someone you don't threaten then with an ultimatum", "context": ["My boyfriend told me he'd dump if I didn't lose weight", "\"my boyfriend is concerned about my health and wants to remain sexually attracted to me\" OBV I SHOULD DUMP HIM WHAT A SCUM"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It be fair, a mouth is a pretty tame thing to touch a penis, when compared to a knife.", "context": ["2 New York Infants Get Herpes From Controversial Circumcision Rite", "Pedophilia is not a 'sacrament' nor a 'ritual',it is pure evil."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Cool, now can we stop thinking that it's only 1 political party that's the problem?", "context": ["Rich Democrats don't care about income inequality any more than rich Republicans.", "TIME, telling us what we already knew for the last 92 years."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I almost did but decide to hold off for a sale then this hit today.", "context": ["DLC Maps FREE for PSN & Xbox - Been waiting for this!", "I bought premium a week ago... Fuck me"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I was still holding out for it, but after them taking so long to allow it on Rocket League, and then not allowing PC mods on Fallout 4 and Skyrim Remaster, I don't think it's ever gonna happen either.", "context": ["VooFooStudios made cross-play between Xbox Live and PlayStation Network not work due to Sony's refusal.", "Sony is never going to let crossplay happen."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "sorry found the new cheese within 10mins of server restart XD", "context": ["PSA: You can still get Weekly Incursion rewards", "I love this... - Incursions is cheesed - Massive releases a patch that fixes the cheese (indirectly) and disables weekly rewards - 5 hours later players find another cheese for Incursions - another 5 hours later players find out a cheese on how to get weekly rewards The creativity and determination of this playerbase is absolutely insane"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Anything related to banks that can be used as circle jerking is postable, duh.", "context": ["Banker Gets 4 Years for $46M Scam", "How is this anything to do with Bitcoin?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Rational thinking tends to catch on when the defects of the alternatives become obvious because of past history.", "context": ["How to Talk about Homosexuality: 6 Things Every Straight Christian Should Know", "Why did this become a liberal propaganda subreddit."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You are right, we can see the crowd was yuuuuuuge!", "context": ["To everyone trying to make a political point by comparing crowd sizes", "Cause their ain't no rally like an old Nazi rally because an old Nazi rally was compulsory through multiple vectors of pressure."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I feel like we just discovered how stoning came to be a punishment.", "context": ["If you had one free punch, who would you use it on?", "Any one of the (\"bored\") guys who killed that Aussie kid the other day."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"The time has come for you to pay for your wrongs\" *Checks AI mood* Friendly my ass.", "context": ["Men of Reddit, what bullshit are you tired of?", "So fuckin tired of getting nuked by Gandhi"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because who want's to watch an 8 minute video that could be summed up in a bulleted list?", "context": ["Why Has No Production Car Hit 300 MPH?", "Why is everyone commenting on this like it's a self post and there isn't a video answering this attached?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Ur twooo beautifool i blocked add me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *insert emojis*", "context": ["When you put too much money , but the outcome is still shit.", "you anti elitist sicko randians,, paise walon ka ijjat karna seekho"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah potheads keep their needles in their bags of weeds they inject.", "context": ["Caught trying to smuggle marijuana in fake carrots", "I'm glad he has gloves on because man that stuffs dangerous"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The second i saw this pic i knew the top comment was about that painting and what a surprise", "context": ["She laid on every cold surface after her haircut, but this was her favorite.", "The Fry painting is by far the best thing in this photo."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yes, the moment of silence about Brits that they didn't show was so much more worldly than the Parade of Nations that they did show.", "context": ["NBC Responds: We Removed The Opening Ceremony Memorial To Terrorism Victims Because The Tribute Wasn't About America", "\"We wish to keep americans as uninformed about other nations as possible to prevent the realisation that america is not the centre of the world\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I got a temp ban from this sub for saying something like this", "context": ["When this post is 15 minutes old Texas A&M will be having a press release to the public", "It is beginning to appear that OP is one of them internet gays you hear about from time to time."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"made a worse place\" implies the negative thing is somehow new to the internet and that it was once better.", "context": ["What has made the Internet a worse place?", "People who think they can be assholes since no one is there IRL to slap them across the face."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "So, Putin putting his puppet in the White House is no news at all?", "context": ["Secret CIA assessment says Russia was trying to help Trump win White House", "Really the only thing that matters is that Clinton lost and got that smug grin wiped off her corrupt face."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Never heard mordhau before but its a mix of the german words Mord (\"murder\") and hauen (\"to hit/punch\")", "context": ["Where is this cool Half-Swording motion gone?", "Actually it's not half s wording that was a mordhau strike"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Actually US does not recognize neither as the legitimate China, but has diplomatic relations only with PRC.", "context": ["Donald Trump hints US could end 'One China' policy - BBC News", "We could still respect the One China policy by recognizing Taiwan as the real China."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Can't be that good if still in IDEAL kappa", "context": ["Throwback Friday: When MM was a challenge", "LMAO thats me in the enemy team in the t32 back when I was still a shitter"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'd be much more sympathetic to these alerts if they aren't almost always used for custody battle.", "context": ["Amber Alert for Charlotte area, keep a look out.", "I like how the general theme here seems to be \"amber alert fucked up my Sunday on the couch\"."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Great win tonight but don't act like Maryland counts for anything.", "context": ["FSU #5 destroys Clemson #3 51-14 on the road FSU goes up to 6-0, while Clemson falls to 6-1", "We have outscored ranked opponents 114-14 this year..."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Some sites you have to pay for but yeah most is free", "context": ["What would drastically change the internet if made free/required payment?", "If we actually HAD to pay for porn."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They have to try and win the remaining UKIP vote?", "context": ["Labour has a leader who wanted the IRA and the Soviet Union to win", "Tories have a leader who voted for millions of dead Muslims"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "yeah he really is awesome for doing what he does.", "context": ["This is how you utterly destroy, understand and counter creationist \"logic\" and \"arguments\".", "I really don't know where guys like AronRa find the energy to debate with stubborn numbskulls like this, but I'm glad they do."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Is he aware they were initially offered a 2 state plan in which they invaded Israel playing the victim since?", "context": ["Obama Says Israel Will Only Be Secure With A Two-State Solution", "He has been wrong about every other move he has made in the Middle East."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm outwardly booing the joke, but inwardly annoyed I didn't think of it first.", "context": ["Hope Solo arrested for investigation of domestic violence | The Today File", "Charges dropped when its learned that Greedo shot first"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The photo was taken back in the good ol' days when there were only 25 letters in the alphabet.", "context": ["Who are number's 2 and 3 on this canvas?", "Off-topic, but why is the board in the back with the alphabet on it missing the 'I'?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Even if it was viable, the Coles management is stacked out with former UK retail executives & manangers from Tesco & Safeway, so it could just be jobs for the boys back home.", "context": ["Coles caught out claiming months old bread was baked that day", "How on earth can it possibly be more financially viable to ship frozen bread halfway around the planet than bake it here?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No they just have an issue with high taxes and lower quality care.", "context": ["Obama Administration Bars Health Plans That Won't Cover Hospital Care", "That's not an issue in nations with modern, single payer, universal systems."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They are more conventionally attractive than the creator of the image?", "context": ["Anybody know of a good brand of tampon?", "What problems could one even have with the three on the far right?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Excuse me, but it's outrageous that people even use 100 GB a month of mobile data, but everyone in here is acting as though it's completely normal.", "context": ["Verizon will cut off unlimited data users who use too much unlimited data", "Verizon should be calling it a \"100gb data plan\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That doesn't mean you did the right thing.", "context": ["Grand jury finds shooting of ex-NFL player justified under Oregon law", "When someone is attempting to forcefully break into your home, you have every right to feel in fear of your life and use lethal force to protect yourself."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Even if I say it'll be alright, I still hear you say you want to end your lifeeeee Mostly I heard that from the 17/18 year olds who werent prepared for college life though", "context": ["Is 28 too late to go back to college?", "*it's not too late, it's never too late*"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Vote Gary Johnson, it'll do more than writing someone in.", "context": ["Official Politics Thread 4 May 2016 Fire away!", "Fuck it, I'm writing in Rand Paul."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The good news is, he's right about at least one of them!", "context": ["The Fnatic players rank: Top 3 best players in the world", "Flusha's top 3 best players: 1 Flusha 2 Flusha 3 Flusha"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "His expose 'hells angel' is worth a look.", "context": ["A podcast in which Peter Hitchens (a Christian Journalist) portrays and criticises the views of his dead brother Christopher Hitchens", "this is the first i've heard about christopher's death i found his expose on mother teresa's racket, titled 'the missionary position' was a great book, and recommend it to anyone who's unaware of how psychotic this woman was in real life"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you haven't been banned from The Donald, you're doing it wrong.", "context": ["I know it's not great but I made it and thought it was funny", "Just got banned from the donald, fucking snowflakes can't handle anything."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There's plenty of \"safe\" ideas out there that are underdeveloped :/", "context": ["What is your crazy idea that just might work?", "Use nuclear power as a safe, clean, alternative energy source."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Chick-fil-a is big example of s religious corporation", "context": ["Indiana has officially passed the religious objections bill that allows businesses to not serve people if it opposes their religious beliefs", "I was unaware that corporate entities have religious beliefs."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you don't have that you are just some poor pleb who should be allowed to buy apple products", "context": ["iPhone 7 announced with water resistance, dual cameras, and no headphone jack", "This is a big fuck you to people who don't have Bluetooth compatibility with their car as well."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You do know this is the primary and not the general, right?", "context": ["As Clinton Slips, Bernie Beats Trump in Every Poll", "Better question: If Bernie beats Trump in nearly every poll, why isn't Bernie actually beating Trump (or Hillary for that matter)?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And it definitely couldn't have been the mom at fault if it is the fault of the parents", "context": ["Because of the color of his skin I don't care about a kid being eaten by an alligator", "If you didnt care because you dont know the kid thats fine thats a normal reaction but not caring because of the kids skin colour is racist."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Poorly cited statistics that are meant to be racist are often posted and intentionally leaves out reasoning", "context": ["What sounds like a bullshit fact, but is actually true?", "Black people make up less than 15% of the total population of the united states yet on average they make up 50% of all annual violent crime arrests."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You know they'll be looking for, or be ready to manufacture, anything to distract the populace with.", "context": ["Ted Cruz to star in government shutdown, the sequel.", "If Republicans shut down the government again, hopefully people won't be so quick to forget it like they did in the 2014 mid-terms."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I recall reading that the actual decline started in 1973 - the abandonment of the gold standard, oil shocks(and the gas lines which I remember from when I was little - I was 6 in '73), and the decline in real income for most Americans.", "context": ["The Archdruid Report: The Burden of Denial: \"Outside the narrowing circles of the well-to-do, standards of living for most Americans have been declining since the 1970s, along with standards of education, public health, and most of the other things that make for a prosperous and stable society\"", "I've always felt that the US peaked after the moon landing; downhill ever since in almost all metrics."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It is all build up for some crazy Wrestlemania match.", "context": ["Trump has picked Linda McMahon to lead the Small Business Administration", "Does this affect the product in any way?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I hate it when people suggest he's the weak link in the team, I think a-lot of it is that he doesn't look like he should be a good rugby player.", "context": ["Irish times analysis on how Ireland won the Six Nations (with statistics)", "Toner played 30+mins less rugby than poc and only hit 4 attacking rucks less."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Sad to see how many people on this sub don't seem to get it.", "context": ["Ronaldo joking scores with his hands after being called offside.", "Before the conspiracies go up: He wasn't carded because he was called offside before the attempt"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It seems we have a master baiter on our hands", "context": ["I'm so sad :-( the other driver pulled out right in front of me!", "This is why i always carry a gun with me no ones gonna crash my shit and live to tell about it"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Do you have a source for how much the NSA has damaged the GDP?", "context": ["US economy grows just 0.1% as weather blamed for putting chill on recovery", "I'm sure this has Absolutely NOTHING to do with the rest of the world removing governmental contracts and refusing to business with the USA due to cyber-spying."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yea, what's with all the inconvenient facts the patriarchy shoves in our faces, right?", "context": ["Women tweet the words \"whore\" and \"slut\" at nearly double the rate men do", "What's with all the 'women are hypocrites' posts on the front page at the moment?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I've still got my hopes up, I aint giving up that easy", "context": ["Knights of the Old Republic by Corbin Hunter", "I really wish we could've gotten a proper KOTOR 3."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Two things about Obama, he is a likable guy, and the 44th President of the United States of America.", "context": ["The President caught someone taking a nap", "One thing about Obama, he is a likable guy."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Every state that rolled blue is welcome in Canada.", "context": ["Donald Trump will cause US power to collapse, says man who correctly predicted fall of USSR", "California, Washington and Oregon are definitely gonna become New Canada now."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If Harvey Norman doesn't stock it you obviously don't need it.", "context": ["eBay threatens to block Australian shoppers over GST", "And what about the stuff that you just can't buy here because Australian retailers are stuck 30 years in the past?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Hey, how you dare to shittalk my bae?", "context": ["Ronda Rousey demonstrates her knowledge on breeding and egg moves.", "Probably incorrect again, just like she was on the game release order."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "you know innocent people live there too, right?", "context": ["Islamic State declares war against Saudi Arabia", "If they can't play nice, the middle east would make a nice glass parking lot."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Im assuming you mean 2016 as the only major in 2017 so far was Smash Conference", "context": ["Gametyrant Fighting Championships Announced For Melee And Wii-U $100,000 prize pool", "If one person were to win every smash 4 major for this year only, they would win over 250,000 dollars"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Nah, he's just gonna live tweet the entire briefing.", "context": ["Trump to Receive First Classified Briefing Tomorrow", "I guess that means Russia will be getting their first classified briefing 5 minutes later."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Oh dear - I think tonight will really hurt Carltons confidence for that game.", "context": ["Math Thread: Carlton vs Hawthorn (Round 17)", "Good news everyone, Hawthorn play Carlton again in 6 weeks time"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "38k would barely make any diffrence in elections.", "context": ["Turkey to free 38,000 people from prisons to make space for alleged coup plotters", "Crooks (there may be a few exceptions/innocents) will be released, a perfect addition to the AKP voterbase."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well, it can be both the best and the worst thing depending who is wearing them you're right.", "context": ["What's an actual unpopular opinion you have?", "I find it extremely unattractive when girls wear yoga pants."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But we should encourage them to continue on the other men?", "context": ["\"A Canadian government minister has suggested that as many as 4,000 indigenous women have gone missing or been murdered over the past three decades.\"", "We should try to encourage the indigenous men not to do that to the indigenous women."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Ever war that has ever happened or will ever happen is illegal somewhere.", "context": ["10 years later, Dixie Chicks right all along", "You know something is wrong in your country when the people who masterminded an illegal war, responsible for the deaths of over a million people, will **NEVER** answer for their crimes, and yet a bunch of talented young women who spoke out against said war are treated as pariah's long after the truth of the war came out showing that they were indeed correct."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Beauchemin did a great job at looking dangerous", "context": ["Nathan Mackinnon ties game late on a superb pass from Duchene", "And a superb sticklift by Berglund on Beauchemin."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "ah yes, because onyxia was oh so very played, therefore any card better than it must be OP.", "context": ["A perfectly normal dragon, definitely not 7 Whelps in a dragon costume.", "Onyxia is (9) 8/8 + 6x1/1 This is (8) 7/7, after Death, which means one spell Cant Kill everything it summons 7 1/1s, not 6 Onyxia is a Legendary Where as you can have 2 red dragons This is way too overpowered"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They always have the seat set in a position where they have to peer through the steering wheel and can't possibly see what's directly in front of them.", "context": ["What stereotypes, good or bad, hold true to certain cars?", "Small women in big pickups are a recipe for disaster."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'll save you reading a Complex article - it's Batista.", "context": ["Former WWE Champion wants to stick his foot up Manny Pacquaio's ass over anti-gay comments (and it's not CM Punk!)", "I guess I'll never know who it is since the name ain't in the title."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's honestly what should happen on any pants for any type of military ( / the waterproof) boots shouldn't it?", "context": ["Chris Torchia Trello Update: New USMC Uniform", "When are we going to be able to tuck our pants into boots?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Do you still need help finding the hybridisation of Br?", "context": ["Guy is too smart to answer question", "Found this gem while looking for help with chem"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Germany got a free hand in Europe for a few years as Russias ally.", "context": ["Russia says it is ready to cooperate with Philippines president Rodrigo Duterte after US snub: 'Formulate your wish list...think of what kind of assistance you expect from Russia'", "Was there ever a nation which benefited from being Russia's ally in the last 100 years?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Crime fell at the same rate in other cities without stop and frisk.", "context": ["Clinton Wrong: Supreme Court Says 'Stop-and-Frisk' Is Constitutional", "It brought crime down allot, but the left shit it's collective pants when they realized minorities committed more crime then the rest of the population so they shut it down."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Forreal I feel like all his recent work has a few hits but more misses for me and I'm not returning to them like I do some of his other projects", "context": ["Curren$y announces new EP - Stoned on Ocean", "curren$y should probably chill w releasing a tape a month n quality control but don't tell that to curren$y fans"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If we mess up now, it is all because the hitboxes have been changed slightly.", "context": ["Rocket League Patch v1.16 (PC & PS4 ) Megathread -- Wasteland Arena AND global physics behavior revisions, vehicle hitbox adjustments, and now rated \"E\" for everyone.", "Isn't the real news here that everyone could POSSIBLY not have to complain about Wasteland all the time?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm Jewish and am the opposite of offended.", "context": ["Three Little Piggies Chinese Steamed Buns with Pork Filling", "*sigh* this photo is going to be offensive for the Jewish people."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "To me dodging takes makes you even more of a hero", "context": ["Jackie Chan to get lifetime achievement Oscar", "Before or after he pays his offshore taxes?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "go to a elite party mate, there are harams of women", "context": ["Alcohol Will Be Banned in Public Spaces During the 2022 Qatar World Cup with officials in the Gulf state also seeking alcohol bans in World Cup stadiums during the tournament.", "No gays, no alcohol, no women, what's fun?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Ah thanks for the heads up, it was due for submission at 5pm so things got a little hurried towards the end :)", "context": ["Visualising 115K convicts who were transported to Australia (my friend and I made it for GovHack)", "Quick typo at the bottom of the page, \"jouyneys\"."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't think they'll enact the labor of realizing their mistakes.", "context": ["Huffington Post Live to LW: lol wut?", "After Suey Park interview and this, do you think maybe huff will start to get fed up dealing with SJWs?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If the races were reversed, all the blame would go solely on the security guard.", "context": ["I don't think this guy takes his security job very seriously.", "Both of these dudes seem to have a problem."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If the Bible is the Word of God to us and Jesus is the Word of God (John 1) then the Bible is actually Jesus' words to us that come from God.", "context": ["An Open Letter To All Those Who Call Me An Intolerant Bigot", "brother, by what stretch do you consider *every word in the New Testament* the words of our dear Jesus?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "they'd never waste their time making fake hamburgers", "context": ["Chimps caged for 30 years finally set free... best bro moment at 1:25", "God damnit, they are so much like us."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm stuck on the toilet because of Taco Bell *right now*", "context": ["Reddit, what is something you just don't get?", "I don't get diarrhea after eating Taco Bell."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Its like an alcoholic asking his wife to not leave booze in the house.", "context": ["The housing market is in bad shape when the banks start saying there need to be more restrictions on lending", "It is honestly insane when the banks are doing more than the gov to deflate the housing bubble."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Lol I was gonna say I JUST put one up for auction on PS4", "context": ["Is 88 Overall Carson Palmer worth the money?", "If you're on PS4 I'll just buy him for you."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Gonna keep it real, I don't even really listen to the lyrics in a lot of songs - they're just complimentary to the instruments", "context": ["That 'one' question you're sick of being asked when you tell others you like metal?", "\"How can you understand what they're saying?!\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Jesus on that 201 I thought his back knee buckled.", "context": ["Nathan Damron (94) - 160kg Snatch / 197kg Clean and Jerk / Junior American Records", "What's the deal with that down signal, he does come to a stop with the weight but it still seems to be going forward, is that enough to count as \"in control\"?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm sure you'll be able to cope with it honey.", "context": ["What can a person do to make them instantly less attractive?", "Speak to me in a condescending manner."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "His daughter was with him and they wouldn't let her in either.", "context": ["Legoland dream dies for man, 63, over rule that says adults must be accompanied by children", "If he was an old womyn, they would properly have found a way to let him in."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Noto che abbiamo fatto colazione con ignoranza e qualunquismo sta mattina eh", "context": ["Il presidente Mattarella ha nominato Samantha Cristoforetti Cavaliere di Gran Croce", "Odio quando la gente di talento viene valorizzata, queste sono le cose che stanno facendo a pezzi l'italia (oltre ai rom marocchini)."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Red rover, red rover, send Sandy right over", "context": ["Police officer playing with children, Harlem 1978", "Looks like they are playing \"Duck, Duck, Goose\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Maybe that something is the fact that you literally are basking in your own filth.", "context": ["Who doesn't like to take a hot bath", "Maybe an unpopular opinion, but something about taking a bath makes me feel that I'm basking in my own filth."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It doesn't follow that you can't lead a nation by virtue of being a theist.", "context": ["Hillary Clinton: \"It's hard to believe there are people running for president who still refuse to accept the settled science of climate change, who would rather remind us they're not scientists than listen to those who are.\"", "And its even harder to believe there are people running for president who believe a giant floating man in the sky is controlling us all."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you knew everyone as well as you know yourself, you'd feel differently", "context": ["What did the weird kid in your class do?", "I don't really remember all the stuff he did, I just remember he was me."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Who do you think wins the national championship this year?", "context": ["Reddit, what are you hyped about right now?", "College football can not get here any quicker."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I can think of at least 1 thing wrong with this plan", "context": ["Just wondering...if people think you need to be taught to drive, and take a written and practical test to get a license, why is that same procedure wrong for guns?", "Actually a great idea for every 10 people who want a gun license, give them all an assault riffle lock them in a room and the last one left alive gets a license, and society gets rid of 9 weirdos."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "because he curses on public and he never prints his name in any project he completes", "context": ["Duterte vows to give coconut levy funds", "How exactly is Duterte not a trapo again?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well to be honest, sitting in a wheel chair in the penalty box waiting for a wonder pass from bale, modric, isco, or benzema isn't any different than how he scores now.", "context": ["Cristiano Ronaldo suffers from a micro strain and will be treated with Stem Cells.", "They have to play him in CL, even if he's in a wheelchair he can still score a goal or two."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You realise they could go down just as much just as fast and this has no bearing on anything.", "context": ["WWE up 15-20% today, hits 52-week high on strong Q2 earnings.", "I'm sure everyone will ignore this and continue to talk like WWE is in turmoil because the ratings aren't great."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, selling Indian woman scalps in the 1830's for 10 dollars is so much better.", "context": ["Austrian Mayor Says That Journalists Who Report on Asylum-Seekers Should Be \"Hanged Like Jews\"", "At least we Americans can gloat about one thing in comparison to Europe: We aren't nearly as anti-Semitic."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What are the odds on Harry Redknapp becoming the next PM?", "context": ["Free Talk Friday - November 11, 2016 Ramble away!", "Not super happy with America this week."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you think about it, you can draw a parallel between the careers of Cena and Eminem.", "context": ["What is the worst gimmick change of a current wrestler that you can think of?", "Dr Thuganomics - Overcome the odds, Cenation!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear F-15 Strike Eagles shall not be infringed.", "context": ["CNN 6th Democratic Presidential debate 3/6/2016 (Live Stream)", "So Bernie supports gun companies in America, but Boeing can go fuck itself?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yep, basically you cant win with these people.", "context": ["Ivanka Trump and Her Children Accosted by Passenger on JetBlue Flight", "Wealthy person flying privately; Libs: \"REEEEE you should fly like the rest of us\" Wealthy person flying in coach; Libs: \"REEEEE you should be flying privately\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Gender is a big thing in 2016, as not to offend anyone to be in the same xy or xx pool as this piece of leeching player.", "context": ["Stuff that makes me avoid Raid fc, This was looking for bm with 100kc", "I like how you just refer to him as \"this\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It sure was one hell of a racket.", "context": ["Russian military considers return to Cuba, Vietnam", "Oh man they're getting the band back together"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'd imagine the head honchos at Marvel are pulling their hair out about how they can appease a blogger", "context": ["MARVEL, I DEMAND MORE VAGINAS IN MY SUPERHERO MOVIES", "Question: does she actually think a multi-billion dollar company actually gives a shit?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, not really safe but sometimes my dog finds old bottles with the caps on and chews them but never swallows the caps", "context": ["Dog receives 210 plastic bottles as a Christmas present.", "Anyone else think it's not a safe thing to do... If you look they left the caps on the bottle as well."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "say bye bye to reddit plan of fighting at the last day.", "context": ["Clash Royale - Electro Wizard Challenge Explained by Orange Juice", "Those who gotten the EW through this challenge should not be able to join again imo"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Both teams are sponsored by Fly Emirates and even the stadium is owned by Emirates, does that give any hints?", "context": ["El Shaarawy Goal vs Real Madrid (2-0)", "So what's the purpose of playing a friendly like this in another county in the middle of the season?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Need some type of background white noise or else I'd end up murdering every mouth breather in the room.", "context": ["Silent Reading Parties... can't decide whether it's pretentious or brilliant.", "That would drive me insane, the slightest rattling, the slightest sound in a room of silence would be maddenning"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The British would never think of leaving the house without a mouthful of marbles.", "context": ["Drunk guy tries to start a fight on a bus", "I swear english is my first language and I could not tell what the fuck they were talking about."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Pretty sure it takes far more courage when you're choosing to fight on the other end of a vast technological divide.", "context": ["'Pathetic Coward': Prince Harry Blasted for Taliban Comments", "..cause the taliban are such upright and respectable fighters"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"is causing them to reconsider everything\" Haha... Good one x)", "context": ["Heroic Tavern Brawl is NOT happening this week", "I think it was originally planned to be released this week, but the huge negative backlash (not just on reddit, but also on other social media sites) is causing them to reconsider everything"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Getting Erik to give up immunity wasn't a big move?", "context": ["Why does everyone love Natalie Bolton ?", "Same reason they like Kim spradlin, they convince themselves they made big moves"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "People act like this is crazy, but really you just need to convince two men they're better off falling in line: McConnell and Ryan.", "context": ["Why are Republicans so blindly backing Trump over Russia?", "Because of their emails....... For real the Russia likely hacked them too and holding it over their head."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "USB-C supports analog audio out fortunately so you atleast don't need a digital dongle like the iPhone does, but a simple cable should do, should android phones go that route", "context": ["With the Apple keynote finished, what are your impressions?", "I'm just sitting here hoping that the no 3.5mm jack thing doesn't spread to more android manufacturers than Moto."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Frequently following it with \"scum\" doesn't really help either.", "context": ["Cis Scum states that people are people, oppresses everyone.", "You say cisgender with the same sneer and contempt that Pat Robertson or Brian Fischer uses when he says \"homosexual\"."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You know they're probably not flying George Osborne over there, right?", "context": ["Cyprus crisis: UK experts fly out to advise on bailout", "Because we're doing so well at solving our own problems?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "With all due respect, Missandei and Grey Worm lovestory is far way less entertaining thank Tormund and Brienne, ffs they can't even have sex!", "context": ["Sadly Tormund and Brienne lovestory is not meant to be", "At least we still have Missandei and Grey Worm"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Would only believe if it was actually 'peeboarding'.", "context": ["Parent: I laugh at your torture briefings!", "TIL that having a newborn is as bad as waterboarding."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There is a reason why people complain about ND's academic standards lol", "context": ["\"How to be an Notre Dame fan\" (new to me, maybe new to reddit)", "Be accepted at a good school Be accepted at Notre Dame Why are these categories separate?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I thought female \"nice guy neckbeard gentlesirs\" didn't exist.. until today.", "context": ["Fat 'Nice Girl' rants about asshole frat boy who rejected her for a thin, pretty blonde girl.", "Wait he's an ass for not going for her?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Stop making me embarrassed for being from the same country as you", "context": ["Hells Angels vs United Tribuns - Leipzig, Germany, 25th June 2016 - Warning Death", "Glad to see those European gun bans working out for ya."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I refuse to succumb to the chilling effect", "context": ["A Petition to Impeach Trump has reached Over 400k Signatures", "These do nothing but put your name and email on a spam list."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I've heard nothing but great stuff about the new generation of Jesuits.", "context": ["Society of Jesus Ordains 20 New Priests in the United States, Canada and Haiti", "May these men become orthodox and stalwart defenders of the Faith."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As much as they are trying to push the Thorgy vs Bob drama, they truly care for each other", "context": ["Season 8 Episode 6 Live Reaction / Discussion post Click clack your heels three time darlings and enjoy the show.", "Thorgy calming bob is the cutest thing ever"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "i see a poor lonely immigrant trying to survive in a strange country.", "context": ["A Film student let a thief steal his smartphone and followed him for several weeks with a hidden app - This is his film (2016)", "Sympathy for a worthless, lazy dumbass thief."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Hey man, don't say that, they have *alternative standards*.", "context": ["BREAKING: WHITE HOUSE STAFF ARE USING A PRIVATE EMAIL SERVER TO AVOID FEDERAL RECORDS LAWS.", "Only liberals are held to standards, I thought this was obvious by now"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And who would *dare* watch anything ***fake***, amirite?", "context": ["Zero F*CKS Friday 17/07/2015 I didn't see a post for it so I decided I'd just make one, Hope it's not a bother.", "ZZ is still shit, Tough Enough is still fake, and you marks still aren't going to \"push\" Patrick to a victory if he wasn't written as the winner back before the show ever aired because IT'S FAKE."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As much as I think the film industry awards itself too much, there are many talented individuals who fly under the radar that deserve recognition for their craft.", "context": ["Jerry Seinfeld gives a brutally honest acceptance speech and explains why all awards are stupid", "If everyone across America would stop obsessing about these pointless award ceremonies, they would go away."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "She's a black woman so Kellyanne Conway can use her as an example of \"diversity\" in the administration.", "context": ["Report: Donald Trump hires 3-time Apprentice loser Omarosa for a White House position", "Fires her three times for an apprentice role...... hires her for a White House role ....okay"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Maybe to make a room for a molotov i assume", "context": ["For those of you wondering why friberg and f0rest thew seemingly random molotov's at the roof on inferno.", "Why did fribberg threw a flash when they were playing inferno CT side?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's a basically a bucket...why don't they tip the water out if he's in trouble?", "context": ["Dude who nearly died 3 months ago in underwater escape act nearly dies again in same underwater escape act.", "maybe he should try a new trick"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not a bust, just not anything more than a complimentary TE.", "context": ["Game Thread: Green Bay Packers (8-4) vs Dallas Cowboys (4-8)", "So are we still on the Dickrod is a bust bus?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "olof got csgod like twice this week on 128 tick lol", "context": ["JDM's thoughts on the failed USP hit detection.", "Its pretty nooby for jdm to say this tbh he should know this would never happen on a 128 tick server"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't know, I bet hitlerwasright is a charming person.", "context": ["In case you're wondering why any comment you make against Israel gets immediately downvoted in minutes... here's why... (you're on a list.)", "To be fair quite a few on those list are blatantly anti-Semitic (or trolls)."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think it was black people who were angry that he imbarasses them.", "context": ["Kanye West butchers Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen", "White people still mad Kanye played Glastonbury then huh"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "came here to post exactly this, got beaten by 15 minutes.. damn it all!", "context": ["Is the idea of a premium jet alarming to anyone else?", "I'm incredibly worried and alarmed at a jet plane that has **no armament**."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Also who skins a cow and puts the jacket made from its hide on its corpse?", "context": ["I've been wearing my leather jacket longer than the cow it came from has", "Why are you wearing your leather jacket in the shower?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "A currency for women to use in society?", "context": ["The UK is set for a sex revolution with robot brothels", "This is missing the point of sex entirely."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Most Trump supporters go to a Trump rally just for the chance to sucker punch a black protester.", "context": ["In Ohio, Clinton draws what appears to be her largest crowd to date", "Probably most of them were paid to be there."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Pretty easy when Oroville's rep is a Republican", "context": ["Trump Approves Emergency Aid Request For Oroville Dam", "Good move by the Trump administration, also buys him a little bit of political capital and is a bright spot for his team as they figure out the Flynn mess."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Tell me why titans are the fastest class.", "context": ["Someone please tell me why it's possible for a Titan to slide and shoulder charge?", "tell me why can hunters and warlocks blink and titans can't"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Buy what's the top ten reasons why it's so annoying?", "context": ["I'm not a millennial, but if I was I'd be damn tired of another article every other day with a new theory about who millennials are and what they want.", "As a millennial, yes, it's fucking annoying."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "OP makes 8.50 which is not minimum where I live so no 7.25 is not enough", "context": ["They said it couldn't be done at minimum wage", "The republicans were right all along, the minimum wage is livable!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I would gladly go to gulag, it would mean the revolution is here and I would work hard for the people.", "context": ["Is there a punishment worse than wall", "I'm not one to make judgments based on appearances, but all white people should be gulaged honestly"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "W10 might also have Internet Explorer on the side, also could be an earlier documentation of the W10.", "context": ["Detailed restrictions on 512MB Windows 10 Phones leak", "Don't take this to serious, looks more like part of documentation for Windows Phone 8 [Internet Explorer, link to WP8 doc] not Windows 10 Mobile, there is no single word about W10."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because climate change implicates their own actions (or their absolute support for the free market) in harming people, while with 'muh refugees' or 'muh Mexicans\" or muh'Bama it's someone else's fault.", "context": ["Fake news website created to test Donald Trump supporters' gullibility - Reveals they will believe anything", "If they will believe anything then how come they won't believe in climate change?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "GG UT and Baylor, hiding blowout losses to Iowa State for your west tx buddies.", "context": ["Baylor Associate AD Heath Nielsen arrested for choking reporter on the field after Baylor's loss to TCU", "Just when Texas needed a distraction, our friends up the road help us out."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Unfortunately, Dawkins seems to not care about when you should avoid offending, It's no surprise however, he's basically the idol for militant anti-theists.", "context": ["Atheist academic calls for religion 'to be offended at every opportunity': Dawkins says it's ridiculous to be accused of racism when you criticise Islam", "I think a lot of people get it wrong, here's a simple guide: **When you should offend** - When people are unfairly asserting themselves on you - When people believe in capital punishment even though it is fucked up, has been abandoned by most of the world, and doesn't act as a deterrent or save prison space or money - When people believe in flogging, amputation and other disgusting 'punishments' **When you should avoid offending** - When people have beliefs that seem silly to you but are not realistically causing problems - When you're doing it for no other reason than because you can - When it's divisive and doesn't actually help the situation (i.e., cause people to change their minds)"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "... if only you'd take the same approach to commenting.", "context": ["Bryan has been the best part of the show this year Just a pure joy to see how he has developed into such a great player on the show.", "Stopped listening when I realized he was why I listened"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If only you had the ability to read the article and thus understand the stated reasons... That would be a great power indeed.", "context": ["Vatican tells Catholics not to attempt to convert Jews", "Why only jews, why not telling not to convert anyone to cat-holics?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There are pho places every where here in oklahoma city, and our Asian district is mostly Vietnamese.", "context": ["Most Commonly Spoken Language Other than English or Spanish by State via Slate", "I'm actually more shocked at the Vietnamese"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That way it's 'legal' according to their backward religion.", "context": ["Iraqi Christian details how ISIS fighters 'married' her only for rape", "Excuse me, but wtf is the point of marrying a woman for rape?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I know, I know I got caught up in the moment and I don't usually play her.", "context": ["\"Don't pick Zarya on this map dude!\"", "all i can think while watching this: \"right click, hello?\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "When people realize it's only unavailable because certain people make a lot of money this way.", "context": ["21 technology tipping points we will reach by 2030", "When will technologies make healthcare more affordable?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And give it to what, the other globalist businessmen?", "context": ["China grants Trump a trademark he's been seeking for a decade", "So can we take back our country from globalist businessmen yet?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"But he's not a mainstream artist and doesn't make music for corporations\" - that one Frank Ocean stan who was running amok here the other day.", "context": ["Frank Ocean + Mick Jones + Paul Simonon + Diplo - \"HERO\"", "Wait so Frank Ocean will do a song for Converse but not for delicious ass Chipotle?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Pretty funny that no one gets the joke.", "context": ["Because obviously the first lady is much more important.", "Girl memes just aren't very funny ;)"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They had to pick the one which would get more people to click on it", "context": ["Almost One Million Bernie Sanders Ballots Illegally Shredded", "How do they know which candidate the ballots were marked for?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "At least we don't keep him preserved like a can of peaches l, like Lenin.", "context": ["TIL By law, no United States officer is allowed to outrank George Washington, who posthumously became a six-star general.", "And Americans make fun of the way North Koreans treat Kim Il Sung."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well the mysterious thing isn't the OS itself, but what they're going to do with it.", "context": ["Google is building a mysterious new non-Linux-based open source OS called Fuchsia", "Yeah, it's an OS so mysterious that they were able to get the source from a public repo, compile it, and run it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's a great idea until you get into the grey areas and realize that your idea discourages women from reporting rape if they aren't 100% sure they can prove it was rape.", "context": ["Woman arrested for DUI claims that the arresting officer sexually assaulted her - too bad he was wearing a lapel cam.", "If you make a false accusation or bear false witness you should receive the punishment for the crime of the accused."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yep, some fool like this guy doesn't deserve any exposure.", "context": ["Steve King: Blacks and Hispanics 'will be fighting each other' before overtaking whites in population", "Response from the Trump White House: \\*crickets\\*"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The real question is who just browses imgur?", "context": ["I'm proud to be a vegan, so i made these wallpaper for you guys", "Ah yes, the festering cesspool that is the comments section of Imgur."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Must have to do with that Pink Cloud I've been hearing about them riding on.^^I'll ^^just ^^see ^^myself ^^out", "context": ["Pegboard Nerds - Swamp Thing (Official Music Video)", "the nerds are really pulling themself higher than ever holy shit"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Clinton's tech guy might have asked for advice on reddit, so it's pretty much the same.", "context": ["Evening Roundtable - 9/19 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.", "Trump's directly advocating violating the Constitution, but does anyone care?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "it seems like a lot of Norths and Souths have trouble getting along... Pretty sure it is just a matter of time before the Dakotas are at each others throats.", "context": ["Given the events of the new episode I think that this is appropriate.", "I'm pretty sure it's actually a Korea parallel."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The general reaction will be, \"Boy, everyone on reddit is stupid but me.\"", "context": ["MIT Research Shows How Reddit Users Are Like Sheep", "Reddit, please tell me what I should be thinking about this article?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Thought you were just being a giant hater then I looked at your name... well played.", "context": ["DAE think that almost all of Kyles beliefs and views come from reddit?", "I always thought he got it from redneck backwoods politics for dummies book... I could be wrong."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Listen to the song at least once before commenting.", "context": ["Death Cab for Cutie's Anti-Trump 'Million Dollar Loan' Video", "here comes the liberal propaganda to \"rock the vote\" guess what libs, america aint buyiin it anymore"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That died around when everyone stopped cooking at home, somewhere circa ketchup being declared a vegetable by my entirely unfounded estimation.", "context": ["Some mind-boggling comments from a recent thread about a baby spewing over mother in a restaurant", "Re #3, I've said it before and I've said it again: What happened to teaching children table manners at home?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Just by looking at this page alone I would think he doesn't know a lot of things", "context": ["I found this while clicking around on another link posted here ... I'm honestly speechless", "He does realize that making death threats can be constituted as a crime under federal law right?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Paul McCartney played with a pick most of the time", "context": ["Got any unpopular opinions pertaining to bass?", "It's all right to play with a pick."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because all men are rapists and thus men are responsible.", "context": ["It is the sacrosanct duty of husband to provide financial support to separated wife even if he is required to earn money with physical labour with \"no escape route\", the (Indian)Supreme Court has said", "I have never understood why the ex wife is entitled to remain at the same comfort level but the same isn't automatically expected for the man"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, it's funny how she tried doing an accent in the first movie and then didn't even bother for the rest of the movies.", "context": ["OTHER: 50 Greatest Superhero Movie Performances of All Time", "It has most of the usual suspects, but Halle Berry as Storm?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This is called teaching abstinence, and LPT, it doesn't work", "context": ["LPT: Figure out abortion before you have to", "LPT: If you're not ready to have kids, don't engage in behavior that makes it possible."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I agree it's always so aggressive and forced, like you just met the cable man like shouldn't you ask his name?", "context": ["I bet porn sucked in the 90's", "The story in porn Is marginal at best"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The guy said that even Kadri has been quoted as saying \"this is getting ridiculous\" about his slump, then the reporter started to as \"is there anything staff can say\" or something to that effect That's when Babs cut him off and answered.", "context": ["Babcock post-game interview, Jets 4 - Leafs 2", "What did they initially ask about Kadri?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "A lot of people polled are not really religious (go to church/temple/mosque/whatever less than five times a year), but still identify as a certain religion.", "context": ["Half of British Muslims 'think homosexuality should be illegal'", "I honestly thought it would be higher than half of all Muslims in the UK."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Natural selection would say that the fittest litigator would know that litigation is not required for this case, which unfortunately means they can't charge for more than the consultation to inform the client that their services aren't required (but still, charging $200 to say, \"You don't have to sue to not cover ED pills,\" is pretty sweet).", "context": ["Atheist business owner believes treatment for erectile dysfunction interferes with evolution, refuses to cover dick pills.", "Fortunately, there is no legal requirement to cover ED pills."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"Oh thank you, the peer-pressure is really helping me enjoy this a whole lot more!\"", "context": ["I apologized for dog hair on a gif of my legging-clad butt, so I really should have seen this coming.", "I love when people feel the need to tell you, \"other people like it\" as if that means I'm just gonna change my mind right quick."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Just to make sure they dont get confused with Eminem", "context": ["Soldier repeatedly raped girl aged 6 after 'bribing her with M&Ms'", "Nice of the Daily Mirror to make sure we know what M&Ms are with a big colour picture."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's objectively better to be rich and depressed, than poor and depressed.", "context": ["Billionaire who sold Minecraft to Microsoft is sad and lonely", "People saying he's a poor rich boy have no understanding of how depression works."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "How can they look at any mammal and think it?", "context": ["Hairless chimpanzee, no wonder they are so lethal.", "How do people see pictures like this and still think evolution is a hoax?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "How bad is my dad's vision that he doesn't need glasses or goggles under water but needs them normally?", "context": ["ELI5: Why is it blurry when we look straight into water but clear when you wear goggles?", "Because your eyes need air directly in front of them to be able to focus properly (its to do with the way that your cornea bends the light as it enters your eye; when touching water, nowhere near as much of this bending is possible)."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As there often are on a sunny day in Trafalgar Square", "context": ["Members of the White Defence League hold a rally against immigrants at Trafalgar Square, London, on March 24, 1959", "So uhh... there's a couple of black dudes in the middle of the crowd"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Being white has nothing to do with anything, despite what the media tries to spin, whites are not the only ones capable of rasict views!", "context": ["I know I'm not alone in this.", "I know you're not alone in this: you're probably white."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "actually she was 6 when he married her", "context": ["Was it your choice to be brainwashed?", "Did Muhammed's nine year old wife choose that, too?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, but its also lower than sea level.", "context": ["TIL that Tokyo is protected from floods by a massive underground system of tunnels and water tanks, with 14000hp turbines that can pump 200 tons of water per second", "New Orleans has a pumping station that pumps 150,000 gallons per second, which is 3 times as powerful."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't think you know what anorexic means then.", "context": ["The Wolverine almost featured the return of Rogue.", "Remember when Anna Paquin didn't look anorexic?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It does catch on fire briefly, but the metal coating also blocks off any air, so you just get the charring where they come in contact.", "context": ["These guys pour molten metal over wood to make awesome furniture!", "Anyone know why the wood does not catch on fire?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Where do you get veg chicken in India", "context": ["Redditors of India: what is your favourite vegetable dish?", "* Hara Bhara Chicken * Dal Mutton"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well a prison apple doesn't fall far from the gate.", "context": ["Felon creationist Kent Hovind is released from prison and Jim Bob Duggar was his welcome wagon", "Kent Hovind's probably accustomed to being sexually assaulted, so having a Duggar to ease him back into society is kind of a good idea."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's more being chased out of town because there was that one time you dropped a plate or something", "context": ["FWD: YEAH THOSE (((JEWS))) CAN'T BE TRUSTED", "Completely ignoring the ridiculous Christian belief in blood libel which meant the Jews as a collective people were somehow held to be responsible and therefore guilty of the death of Jesus, despite there being no claim in Jewish law for this to be even remotely true, and which promoted the ostracization and segregation of Jews from most societies for centuries, relegating them to second-class citizens and barring them from certain occupations and landowning."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Wait I was told that having a female cast didn't have anything to do with people disliking this new Ghostbusters", "context": ["It's Bond, Jane Bond: Gillian Anderson throws hat into the ring to be next 007", "This could make the next Bond movie as successful as the new Ghostbusters reboot!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "the cold will make him numb to the pain and he'll continue to play.", "context": ["Herm Edwards believes Buffalo Bills are a good fit for Tony Romo", "Would any of you trust Romo's back to take a single sack in the dead of the Buffalo winter; on the frozen ground?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Wow thanks for clearing that up you special snowflake.", "context": ["I managed to get this lucky shot of the solar eclipse", "That's actually the Death Star and you didn't take that picture."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Holy goodness, they do need a time out!", "context": ["Kevin Lynch (A.K.A Dr Crimmeys) openly admits he fucked you over and doesn't care in these screen shots via Tristan Thompson of convicted vapes.", "I think those two groups (Crimmy's and Convicted Vapes) just need to go to the corner and stay separate."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Massive repression, especially among the more religious ones, causes a lot of stress.", "context": ["More than 50 pupils and teachers affected by mass hysteria", "I have always wondered why mass hysteria only affects malay students...its almost unheard of in chinese or indian etc schools"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, I'm currently just sitting here waiting for the last 10 minutes to finish then i can refresh like a crazy person.", "context": ["What time will the BIG announcement come out tomorrow?", "My guess is somewhere between 12:01 AM and 11:59 PM"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The government of Canada is tiny and not equipped to deal with global challenges.", "context": ["Major Report Prompts Warnings That the Arctic Is Unraveling: The polar region is warming more than twice as fast as the rest of the planet", "I find it amazing that here where I live in Vancouver, Canada ,the government continues to encourage building on land that is very near sea level ,such as our airport ,why are they ignoring the sea level rise that is going to take place."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yes its true, imo this is because the average android user has less money to spend than the average ios user, who has two times more expensive device to begin with.", "context": ["Play Store grew much faster than Apple's App Store in 2014 - Report", "Yet iOS App Store revenue is still usually about 60% higher than Play Store revenue each quarter."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Public shaming can be a method to straighten people out... It's not typically the best method, but it can work.", "context": ["The Jerry Springer show finally comes to Facebook.", "I don't know who's worse the sister who offered sexual favours to her sibling for drugs, or the dick head brother that posts it on Facebook instead of getting her help."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The flair is open to anyone via the \"Flair\" tab.", "context": ["\"If I put a mine directly on the captain bounty we are capturing, it'll protect us from the enemy!\"", "Did you tag this as a dank meme yourself?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "How then, do weapons dealers and defense contractors that pay-to-play rob from the American taxpayer by selling violence to the globe?", "context": ["Trump: We have to start winning wars again", "Or, you know, we could just not have wars."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He must have been speaking to a group of people who weren't 90s kids, otherwise they would have got that reference.", "context": ["Evening Roundtable - 10/03 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.", "Um, Trump lied during his rally, saying that the 90's were worse than the 2008 recession"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Please do tell me why you think Brazil can handle hosting properly?", "context": ["Why is everyone saying the Olympics in Rio are going to be a disaster?", "Latent racism which makes anyone inside the USA and Europe think they have a monopoly on staging successful events."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Who told you it isnt OK to criticize Islam?", "context": ["Leah Remini's New Scientology Series Is A&E's Strongest Debut in Two Years", "Why is it OK to openly criticize scientology but not Islam?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "... I didn't even see the cheerleader before I saw this comment... ^(what am I)", "context": ["Mascot from the opposite team decides to cheat.", "I was watching the cheerleader the whole time"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The random crits balance out the incredibly fast and tanky DemoKnights.", "context": ["Medieval mode: Why it's bad, how to fix it, and why Valve won't do it.", "I have an idea... maybe it's the randumb crits?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "this big fish story changes with every thread.", "context": ["Mockingbird Tops Amazon's List Of Bestselling Marvel Graphic Novels", "And all the people buying this book out of goodwill finds out that the main character falsely accuses a man of rape as she regretted it as the author thinks that only weak women get raped ."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I use both but I also use the Trakt plugin on both Kodi and Plex to sync what I have watched and not watched in my library.", "context": ["Kodi, a popular open source, multiplatform media center, has had recent drama within their community that has driven out their main Android developer, but he has responded by resurrecting SPMC, an Android-focused fork of Kodi with a focus on Android TV, Amlogic, and FireTV devices.", "Happy I switched to Plex a couple of years back."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Who did you prefer working with, Souleye or Chipzel?", "context": ["Do both as I say AND as I do?", "Gosh, I didn't realise that was actually possible :D"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think this post is more like French vs Portugese", "context": ["Portugal is now ranked at 5th League coefficient", "Please dont downvote the post turkish friends, it's not Braga fault :("]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "People can find a way to blame Israel or America for literally everything.", "context": ["Syria, Iraq girls shipped naked after being sold at ISIL slave bazaars: UN", "Wow, these comments under the article on PressTV... 13 out of 38 commenters are blaming Zionists."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This must be your first business insider article", "context": ["Samsung's billionaire chief is now in a jail cell with a mattress on the floor and no shower", "Would it not be more newsworthy for this article to talk about his alleged crimes, instead of every small detail of his cell?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's because for some, not high goal total = not a great player, which is a terrible way of thinking", "context": ["That Filthy David Beckham pass to Ronaldo.", "Will never understand the claims that he was overrated...phenomenal passer"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you actually get punctured, you will have to get another shot if your last booster was over 5 years ago.", "context": ["A new child day care centre asked if I could metal detect the bark chip play area for sharps before they opened", "PSA: tetanus boosters last 10 years, folks."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "he loves it when the reach out for tomatoes.", "context": ["Republican Congressman says his father used to have \"wetbacks\" pick tomatoes.", "I love it when republicans reach out to Hispanics."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Then there would need to be a Sarchastic Honk next to Polite Honk and \"Murdertime\" Honk.", "context": ["Some car company needs to invent a \"polite honk\" where you're not trying to be a dick but you got a green light there buddy.", "soon the polite honk will devolve into people using the polite honk ironically and it will just be another honk people read into far beyond the honks capability at conveying intent"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Who the hell has enough seniority to get weekends off", "context": ["when you don't answer your phone at work", "It's only been Monday for 25 minutes... Meme on."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think that Arsenal will get something out of the game and probably a win.", "context": ["Predictions for PL matches today Everton - Swansea: winner Everton Hull - Southampton: winner Southampton Stoke - west ham: winner west ham Make your own predictions and comment whether you agree with me or not on my predictions.", "Newcastle 1 - 3 Liverpool Stoke 1 - 2 West Ham Chelsea 2 - 0 QRR Arsenal 1 - 2 Burnley Hull 2 - 2 Southampton Leicester 3 - 0 WBA Everton 2 - 2 Swansea"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I would trade my kingdom for a Luke Harper title run.", "context": ["Closing shot of every WWE PPV of 2016", "That Bray Wyatt still is all I need"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There's 1 job he created... but it's for Alec Baldwin.", "context": ["Donald Trump had nothing to do with our new US jobs, Fiat Chrysler reveals", "I think at this point it's safe to assume that Trump has nothing to do with job creation until proven otherwise."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "so they can ask for more free health care and food, duh", "context": ["Yakin Tak Digusur Anies-Sandi, Warga Pasar Ikan Dirikan Lagi Hunian Liar", "... lama lama gw makin ngerasa orang orang seneng tinggal di tempat kumuh"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I would like to see a new edition of Code Complete that considers functional programming techniques as well.", "context": ["Why code review beats testing: evidence from decades of programming research | Kevin Burke", "All programmers should read Code Complete, it is a timeless text that addresses fundamentals of programming that span languages, methodologies and decades ( - I do concede that there is a bias toward OO in some of the chapters)"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Explain how that was obvious from your commentary when the same type of commentary is made in all earnest by Americans?", "context": ["\"I remember watching the Anthony Bourdain episode in Iran and being surprised by how not full of terrorists the country was.\"", "It was meant to mock people who would think that but have at it anyway."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I wish people would open fire on them when they come to take the guns.", "context": ["Appeals Court Rules Assault Weapons Like the AR-15 Are 'Weapons of War' and Not Protected by Second Amendment", "Isn't the point of the second ammendment to make it possible for citizens to protect themselves from an occupying force such as the imperial power we overthrew in our revolution?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I hear Sargent Sagan uses a pale blue dot.", "context": ["One of the lesser known advantages of owning a cat is that they will alert you if a red dot from a sniper rifle appears on your body by frantically jumping on you.", "No self respecting sniper uses a red dot."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Make that 3 months for being white and rich.", "context": ["TIL about a hacker who, while serving five years for hacking, signed up for a prison IT class, and successfully hacked into the prison's mainframe", "5 years for hacking 6 months for rape?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If your dog knows it is stronger than you than you did not train them correctly", "context": ["Cat uses ninja moves to save her kitten from large dog", "message to dog owners, if you can't control your dog, if it's too big for you to handle, then you shouldn't have the dog...too many times i see people with dogs that are too big for them to handle, infuriates me."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The engine is rated for 650hp, not outputting 650 on all motor.", "context": ["Do you guys think this is worth saving for?", "Im no expert, but wouldnt a 650hp motor wreak havoc on other stock drivetrain parts?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We should focus on stopping illegal immigration, who do you think is having these babies at the taxpayers expense?", "context": ["In 24 States, 50% or More of Babies Born on Medicaid; New Mexico Leads Nation With 72%", "I wish we focused more on preventing unwanted pregnancies than trying to take away healthcare from mothers and their children."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "im pretty sure you can play Bastion on browser, i'd change it with transitor ( is it under-rated thou?)", "context": ["What under-rated PS4 games people should play?", "Bastion Child of light Dust An Elysian Tail Steamworld Dig Thomas was alone Valiant Hearts"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "All cars have four wheel brakes and (with a few notable exceptions) steering.", "context": ["Maybe there is a reason people are doing 25", "Living in Michigan, we know FWD trucks and SUVs can take off pretty quick in snow... but stopping is another issue."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Tomorrow's headline: Chinese man first to sue government over smog dies in fiery car accident.", "context": ["Chinese man first to sue government over smog", "I wonder how long it will be before he has a terrible accident."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"Drunk college student commits sex crime as an unconscious, non-willing participant\"", "context": ["Man receives sex act while blacked out, gets accused of sexual assault", "\"Receives sex act while blacked out\" is a really long way of saying \"raped\"."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You should have made that 'actual' italicized, just so everyone 'gets' the point.", "context": ["Bill Gates and investors worth $170 billion are launching a fund to fight climate change through energy innovation", "So, actual billionaires trying to balance out the Trump devastation to come."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Na there won't be, The west is finished.", "context": ["Islam, primary religion in Brussels in twenty years", "Call me a moron, but I think there will be war."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Except for the fact that it will almost surely end with them all making up now, which is kind of lame for me.", "context": ["Cody Garbrandt and TJ Dillashaw to coach TUF 25", "It sucks that the fight will be delayed, but seeing TAM vs Elevation is going to make for pretty good television."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There are no other options if you want to vote in the Democratic primary.", "context": ["Rhode Islanders today is the last day to register as a democrat or undeclared if you want to vote in the primary.", "Hmmmm thought there was at least one other option ...."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah tbh there weren't any good women in history because they weren't allowed to do anything", "context": ["Who is your favourite woman in history and why is she Anna Walentynowicz?", "Lol why would I have a favorite woman in history?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I know Mitt Romney was never this low, but were McCain or Kerry?", "context": ["Jeb Bush plummets in latest national poll", "Barring a miracle, Jeb Bush seems to be down for the count."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Most are done by end of October at the latest I think", "context": ["Magpie attack leaves Rockhampton girl blind in one eye", "When do magpies actually stop swooping people?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "but i still love gussy being up there", "context": ["Passion Pit's Michael Angelakos comes out as gay", "I say we should replace that header pic with him, jus saying."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "...who does exceptionally well in league play...and is arguably the #1 player in UK...", "context": ["dephh leaves @CAZeSports to join coL and move to USA", "This guy is the definition of pugstar"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Could you use a form of the word \"wrestle\" one more time?", "context": ["bo dallas has a posse, 6'1\" 230 lbs", "Bo Dallas is the only wrestler in wrestling who I neither hate as a wrestler or like as a wrestler."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He is *potentially* not guilty by reason of insanity, but that's a hard defense to make *and* he'd still be in an asylum for the rest of his life if the defense worked.", "context": ["Fort Lauderdale Shooter Told FBI He Was Forced To Fight For ISIS", "So he isn't guilty, but that won't stop the republicans from claiming he is."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He's getting his tips from Putin - the pro at this thing for the last decade+.", "context": ["The next FBI headquarters, a $2 billion project, could be built by a Trump associate", "Brace yourself - Donald Cronies are about to loot the US in ways not seen since Hoover."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That sounds like a EA NHL Create a player done quickly.", "context": ["Can we sign that Lastname guy ?", "Canucks sign RW Firstname Lastname for 2-years 4.5mil aav"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If only someone could have warned us before the election!", "context": ["FEC Complaint: Trump Filed False Campaign Report in Violation of Election Law", "It's almost like he has a decades long history of trying to scam the system in any way he possibly can."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not long ago the Peoples Republic of Poland sanctioned natural gas in our Lord, Thorins region due to escalating political concerns.", "context": ["The Best Of Thorin Part 2 (NEW)", "can someone explain to me why he always wears a scarf + jacket at home ?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But then there would be so many fewer panic knifes as you try to aim and lean at the same time.", "context": ["When the nice canadian guy wants to save you a breach but he gives you a heart attack instead", "I wish console would have leaning without ADS"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As a young white man, I hate old white men.", "context": ["2 men escorted off Boston plane after \"concerned marathoners\" report them for speaking Arabic", "I'm really hoping the bomber turns out to be an angry old white man."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not awesome, is a tractor, is a creation.", "context": ["It has four wheels and from Florida, so I'm counting it", "Not shitty, not a car and not a mod."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Thought she said it was an interview not in estivation.", "context": ["Why did the FBI interview Hillary Clinton?", "Because Hillary Clinton is under criminal investigation."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "yeah, I remember reading that for his senate election people were encouraged to vote with $20 bills.. supplied by his father.", "context": ["TIL despite being portrayed as young and healthy, John Kennedy was hospitalized dozens of times and on three occasions given his last rites.", "He was also extremely wealthy, but made people perceive he was the common man like everyone else."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They used neither of their names in the title.", "context": ["Opponent of Dem chairwoman raises $250,000 following Sanders support", "Why do they never say his name in these titles?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "XD it's not totally like that we haven't done it yet we are more of a secret boyfriend right now but we are slowly getting farther and farther into it ;D", "context": ["The Best Day of My Life :D", "'I can't date, but I'll fuck your brains out everyday instead'"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Didn't the department recently get 200 M1 Abrams Main Battle Tanks for 5 cents a piece?", "context": ["Two DeKalb County Police Officers shot responding to home invasion.", "Why don't the police have some kind of vehicle with armor plating to protect them from assault rifles?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And in other sports news, Tom Brady got a new haircut, and Tim Tebow still isn't starting for the Jets.", "context": ["DJ Cooper is the first player in NCAA history to reach 2,000 points, 900 assists, 600 rebounds, and 300 steals in a career.", "This will definitely go unnoticed by Sportscenter because his team is not in the top 10 in the country."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Can't even blame you for thinking is real", "context": ["Baro Ki'Teer 12/24 - North Pole Relay (Comedy)", "Think its a photoshop, baro is still 3 hours out!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's not like he didn't have the best team of all time around him, but yes, it's absurd.", "context": ["Comparison between Messi and Neymar at the age of 24", "Winning the champions league three times by the age of 24 is ridiculous."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As a vegan, a more apt response would be, \"I'm vegan, but will eat locally-sourced dairy\" or something similar.", "context": ["Chris Christie: 'I'm a Catholic, but I've used birth control'", "\"I'm a vegan, but I've eaten cheeseburgers.\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "For some reason I see an Indian chief", "context": ["My family has an odd Thanksgiving day tradition.", "It looks like he is wearing a headdress."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Damned if we do, damned if we don't.", "context": ["Iraq: ISIS fighters close Ramadi dam gates, cut off water to loyalist towns", "Just as planned: ISIS keeps advancing, West keeps pretending nothing happens"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I like to think this is because they are fans of Lazy Sunday.", "context": ["Ben Carson: Keep Jackson where he is, put Tubman on the $2 bill", "I'm just glad they decided to keep Hamilton on the $10, poor guy needs to get his face somewhere to be remembered."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They were smokin a bowl when they got hit", "context": ["Woman waiting at a corner wiped out by a car crash", "Did I see smoke rolling out of the car when drivers side back passenger gets out?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm starting one this summer and will be getting around $68K my first year.", "context": ["Former workers aren't flocking back to the oilpatch", "Just out of curiosity, anybody knows what's the starting rate for an entry level engineering position ?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And both regulations have the opposite effect: Legalizing pot leads to fewer drunk driving and opioid deaths, whereas legitimizing naturopaths encourages more people to forgo modern medicine in favor of homeopathy, herbal supplements and joint manipulation to cure their physical ailments.", "context": ["Naturopaths get their own licensing board - The Boston Globe(Baker actually signed this nonsense into law....)", "Funny how the the state can get them up and running by Sept 1, but pot requires 18 months of 'study' to get setup."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As a former cod4 invite player I can tell you that movement was so key in the game.", "context": ["One of the reasons I love CS.. Movement", "Wish I could find more modern games that focus more on the players movement."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Are you suggesting it's rigged in Barcelona's favour?", "context": ["Copa Del Rey semi finals draw: Atletico Madrid vs Barcelona, Alaves vs Celta Vigo", "Barcelona face the only team of the three that haven't beat them this season."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Until a foreign entity sways another election in the opposite direction-- then they'll be ready to drop nuclear bombs.", "context": ["Poll: 73% Back Independent Probe of Russian Election Interference", "So, 27% prefer party over country because \"suck it, Libs.\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They're at Shea and Pallisades which is actually pretty close to the Mayo Clinic hospital (4 mins away and Shea is one of the few ways to get there) That said, the side of the road that drivers would be taking to get to the hospital campus from the other side of the protest appears to be mostly open.", "context": ["Donald Trump protesters block traffic in Fountain Hills, Arizona", "What if you are trying to get to the hospital for something and you can't get there because these fucks are causing a traffic jam."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I can neither confirm nor deny that there's a time machine at Area 51.", "context": ["The bomber pigeons we used against the Redcoats really helped to establish air supremacy in the Revolutionary War.", "Budget so large, they're building a time machine."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Petty, obviously, possibly a new owner in the mix like Evernham was, say, Biffle?", "context": ["Dodge Execs and NASCAR Execs meet at Detroit Auto Show", "I'd be all for a come back, but what top caliber team would join Dodge?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He's probably advocating a voucher system so everyone gets the money to go to whatever school they want.", "context": ["New Ohio Education Committee Chair: public schools are \"socialism,\" needs privatized", "So.. people who cannot afford to go to private schools should do what for their education?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "In the mid-'90s Mercedes Benz sold rebadged AMP Research mountain bikes (AMP was one of the best early dual suspension designs, and were the originators of the Horst Link suspension design that Specialized bought from them and still uses).", "context": ["Nothing spectacular, just an odd bike Id never seen before.", "Has there ever been a bicycle named for a car or truck that wasn't junk?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "you have a few too many zeros there", "context": ["The wealthiest dozen Americans own more than the bottom half", "Well obviously those 12 people just work 500,000,000,000 times as hard as the entirety of the bottom half of the population!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well, to be fair, we're all essentially texting during a church meeting, and we turned out apostates.", "context": ["General Conference Discussion Thread Saturday Morning Session For all of us poor souls who have to suffer through it.", "Dallin Oaks: Texting during sacrament meeting can ultimately lead to apostasy."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I wonder how many times she had to have a nap in the middle.", "context": ["Hillary Clinton to Deliver Concession Speech After Dramatic Loss to Donald Trump", "I wonder how many times she had to rewrite it due to her tears messing up the ink"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Self defense is included in these statistics too.", "context": ["TIL the rate of US gun violence has been steadily falling since 1993.", "Why don't we just cut out the middle man and make murder illegal?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Maybe he was paranoid enough to tape his room and saw the theft", "context": ["He's got 99 problems, and protein bars are at least one!", "I love how he accused the other black person and not rick or Carl."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Only people I know who use woke are upper class minorities and liberal white women", "context": ["Dem base not yet woke to approaching Tsunami of Trump lower court nominations", "In before Dems calling this article racist because it uses the word \"woke\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Enlighten me, please ... what rights, exactly, would religiously affiliated people lose if LGBT people were granted the same rights enjoyed by the rest of us?", "context": ["What does that sticker of a blue square with two yellow bars mean?", "Ultimately it's about giving special additional rights to LGBT people even if that means removing rights to people of religious affiliation who would have their rights diminished if LGBT people were given these extra rights."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Fun fact: Nazi Germany was, I believe, the first country to launch a nationwide anti-smoking campaign.", "context": ["Start date of universal healthcare for some countries around the world", "Wait, Hitler is responsible for universal healthcare in Germany?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It can't even be called a joke, since jokes are funny.", "context": ["\"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter\"", "Redditor: *posts unoriginal transphobic joke* Everyone else: *gives gold* Why can't these people just spend money on something else?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "A miniscule absolute monarchy propped up by the US military makes for a poor comparison.", "context": ["11 Indians deported from Kuwait for performing Hindu act of worship; Denied reentry to Islamic nation", "Oh so its ok when moderate muslim countries do it?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "So it's basically like the rest of the entire planet earth in every civilization throughout our entire 10,000 years of record keeping?", "context": ["Sioux Native Americans claim Keystone Pipeline is an act of war.", "Not sure if your native population is like ours in Canada but whatever deal you make with them will likely just make the chiefs richer and do nothing for the average native"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There's these things called alt accounts that pick them up as you can see in the exact same video.", "context": ["Daily reminder that voting no towards changing dropping items mechanics supports scammers.", "Solution for f2p risk fight scams: move deeper in the wildy"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Same place he is now: Only in John McCain's fevered imagination.", "context": ["McCain: If Trump Begins Waterboarding He'll Be In Court In 'A New York Minute'", "where was this watchdog conservative 16 years ago"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "he is world champion, oh, three times even, is that not reason enough to be a bit chuffed.", "context": ["Hamilton claims: \"I actually promote the sport more than any other driver ever has\"", "Sounds like he's a bit full of himself."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think some animals like pets and farm animals trust people a great deal, domesticated means the animal completely relies on the human.", "context": ["Russian fireman walks out with the piglets he saved from a fire", "I wonder what animals think when they are being carried like that."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "should this to your girlfriend and tell her to practice being as fast as this girl", "context": ["My girlfriend before we go out for an evening.", "Yeah, except for how fast she changes."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Same happened to me in Black Ops some years back.", "context": ["Has anyone ever defused with less time than THIS?", "I once defused in 1.6 so close that the site/bomb exploded, killed me but the round was won by CTs."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "body armor and helmets are different than automatic assault rifles and apc tanks.", "context": ["Kevlar helmet of an Orlando police officer who was hit in today's shooting.", "And this is why certain departments have \"militarized\" equipment."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Great, now the headline's stressing me out even more.", "context": ["Some experts are now blaiming politics for rising anxiety levels", "So stressful you put an extra \"i\" in blaming!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "To quote Everybody Hates Chris: he got slapped into another nationality!", "context": ["How dare you describe people's skin color", "The white twin must had to fucked up big time since he got the black slapped out of him."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No, we called them Baguettes, I don't know who this joker is with the French Sandwich Rolls business.", "context": ["What 200 calories looks like in various foods", "TIL Americans call Baguettes \"French Sandwich Rolls\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Translation: \"the people need to stay out of politics and leave it to the corporate elite!\"", "context": ["Anonymous has declared 'total war' on Donald Trump, threatening to 'dismantle his campaign'", "How about you assholes stay out of politics and let the process take place."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Rule#1 of Scoot never underestimate what he can do", "context": ["Scott: \"I'm working behind the scenes on several things; and I hope to be able to tell you about them soon!\"", "This implies that he is working on *multiple* things we don't even know about."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "True...but you have to admit it's hard to make an argument that Bradley *isn't* the best active welterweight not named Pacquiao.", "context": ["Bradley: Pacquiao could have fought anyone, wants a challenge!", "Therefore he fights a guy he's already beaten twice."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He also let's that one black blind guy go (I think I don't remember all that much).", "context": ["TV Show \"Dexter\" is about white people killing the black and hispanic people around them", "It's been a while since I've watched it, but weren't the majority of the people that Dexter killed white?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Nearly cut myself on that edge there buddy", "context": ["5 Changes To Make Smash 4 a True eSport", "Why don't they just change the entire game so it's actually fun"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "dude stfu lol, anyone can wear their clothes being a skater isn't a requirement", "context": ["Palace site is down, New drop soon!", "Seeing people who don't skate wear palace is getting so annoying and so is the fact that every time there's about to be a drop 20000 fuccbois are asking questions on how to get it just because its hype now"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "In guessing it's not the same since you won't get the surround sound and all", "context": ["ARS: New 4K Blu-ray won't be cracked for a while", "Wait, what's the problem with 1 person buying the disc, then playing the video and using video capture software (nVidia ShadowPlay, OBS, ...) to save it ?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He looks a lot like Dan in general", "context": ["Paulie was one of the dancers at a family friend's bat mitzvah!", "He looks a lot like Dan in that photo for some reason"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "... and these rebuttals will be read by like a tenth of the people who read the original 'games make boys sexist' articles (if that).", "context": ["Another Study Fails to Prove Games Lead to Sexism", "Yeah but it'll still be cited as proving that games teach men that women are highly elaborate fleshlights anyways."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Alliance should go to any team sport game anywhere and see how it is.", "context": ["\"Americans shouting 'fuck you loda', 'die alliance' and other shit during game sure is awesome.\"", "Alliance should go to an american hockey game while they are here and they will think the MLG crowd is friendly."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Omg 2 of my closest friends have that shirt", "context": ["Kinda feels like a waste of money", "Let me guess, it says \"Walk up to the club like what up, I have social anxiety and I want to go home?\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think the entire world banking system has some serious flaws.", "context": ["Russia rescues Bank of Moscow in record bail-out", "I'm beginning to think that the entire world banking system is insolvent."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The war part was added by that link, he was saying that the propagandizing of today shares some similarities with the propagandizing of the pre-war Nazi's You dont have to have a bumper sticker \"Eat the rich\" to campaign for higher taxes on the wealthy, thats just preaching hate.", "context": ["Venture Capitalist Says \"War\" on the Rich Is Like Nazi Germany's War on the Jews", "Yes proposing a moderately higher tax rate on millionaires and billionaires is JUST LIKE FUCKING WAR."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm sure the Donald at least reviewed their head shots to make sure they look the part.", "context": ["Jason Miller quits as newly named White House communications director after Trump staffer hints at sex scandal", "I wonder if a single person in this administration has been vetted."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's one of the most populated portions of the city.", "context": ["Multiple RCMP officers shot in Moncton, NB", "There's a lot of people from this neighbourhood who are on reddit."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Mississippi first needs an economy before being able to destroy it.", "context": ["North Carolina travel ban means colleges can't compete for championship", "Wow, North Carolina and Mississippi are trying really hard to destroy their economy lately."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What's the difference between engineering maths and normal maths?", "context": ["Free Talk Friday No topic off topic", "I've just found out that university engineering maths is a lot lot harder than what I expected."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "More like \"My country is better off with an educated and healthy populace\".", "context": ["When I heard Americans don't get free healthcare and education", "I DESERVE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO PAY FOR MY EDUCATION AND HEALTH CARE BECAUSE I WANT IT"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The thing with the Padres is that they are not only bad, but they're boring.", "context": ["What the hell is wrong with your favorite team, as things stand right now?", "Probably that we're, I don't know, THE WORST FUCKING HITTING TEAM IN BASEBALL."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They'll do what they always do: Invoke Nader, blame young people, and shift hard to the right.", "context": ["Dem convention chair: Sanders supporters better 'behave themselves' when he loses", "They better behave themselves when Hillary loses to Trump."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"I write songs about riding tractors, form the comfort of a private jet\"", "context": ["President Trump 'files complaint that the hand towels on Air Force One aren't soft enough'", "Truely, this is a man who understands the issues facing the hard-working, blue collar man."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "People mostly miss the days when PS+ offered current AAA titles while costing less.", "context": ["PS+ Games for February 2017 (PS4 only, Amazon leak) - Little Big Planet 3 - Not A Hero", "So we get a game that isn't an indie game and people are still crying."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Esatto, i figli dei vari immigrati che sono arrivati in Germania dagli anni 80 in poi sono di fatto Tedeschi in tutti i sensi.", "context": ["Germania: quasi il 40% dei bambini sotto i 5 anni sono di origine straniera", "Se contano anche i discendenti dei Turchi immigrati nel dopoguerra, direi che i dati sono un po' falsati: quelle persone sono Tedesche, ormai."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This assumes the international consensus will always be the best choice.", "context": ["Iran stripped of world championship volleyball tournament after jailing female spectator", "Good, the international community needs to punish countries for supporting outdated and destructive religious based laws."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That would be a valid conclusion to come to if it wasn't based upon the results of our quasi-fascist welfare state.", "context": ["A staggering percentage of Americans are too poor to shop", "I don't know guys, I'm starting to think maybe capitalism is not the best way to organize society."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Drives me bonkers that a variation of this comment is always the first or second top rated comment.", "context": ["AT&T and Time Warner Cable ranked worst in customer service survey", "In other news, water confirmed to still be wet."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Its a pretty literal case of false imprisonment.", "context": ["Man mistakenly left in court cells for two nights", "I would sue the living shit out of them."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Once all the oil runs out they will be another Afghanistan.", "context": ["Saudi Arabia put into effect a sweeping new counterterrorism law Sunday that human rights activists say allows the kingdom to prosecute as a terrorist anyone who demands reform, exposes corruption or otherwise engages in dissent.", "Brought to you by the proud sponsor of the Syrian revolution for freedom and democracy."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Can you imagine getting to the location on your lunch break and you see an entire football team ahead of you?", "context": ["Coach Joe Moglia having Coastal Carolina's players go vote together as a team on Tuesday", "That would be a BITCH to deal with if you're going to that booth."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This would be pretty interesting if there were more vending machines than people in the world.", "context": ["TIL There are more vending machines in Japan than people in New Zealand", "TIL there are more people in the world than there is people in new zealand"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The US saved hundreds of thousands of lives more than were killed there.", "context": ["George W. Bush has saved more lives than any American president", "Do we subtract the innocent deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And yet in Scottish refirendum we were the most educated and well thought out voting group by far.", "context": ["Young voters wanted Brexit the least - and must live with it the longest", "Young voters are also by definition the most naive."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think I need to elaborate.. the article is stupid.", "context": ["The Wire: Coast Guard Narrowly Avoids Sparking World War III", "I had to post this.. The level of stupidity is priceless."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Color 07 to go back to B+W, by the way.", "context": ["I decided to remote into my home computer, my eight-year-old son was on so I figured I would mess with him.", "How to actually be in the matrix on windows XP: Press Windows Key + R Type in cmd.exe and press enter type in color 02 in the new console window and press enter then press alt+enter"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "One of my friends bought a '92 Integra earlier this year...he was lucky enough to ditch it before it died.", "context": ["Rush Limbaugh has lost \"tremendous chunk of advertising revenue\"; ad support \"dwindling\"", "I'd love to believe this load of shit because fuck Limbaugh, but it was published on the dailykos which is about as reliable as a poor kid's first car."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I was thinking the same thing - does this show they report it the way they see it when they see it?", "context": ["America's first climate change refugees: Hundreds forced to flee their Alaskan village before it disappears underwater within a decade", "This comes from the same newspaper which just last week called climate change a hoax because of the \"recovering\" Arctic ice."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Maybe, but I think the Redskins are more likely to hire him than the 'Horns.", "context": ["Baylor coach Art Briles addresses Texas coaching rumors", "Nowhere in those comments did he say anything that meant no, after the bowl he gone."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's better to actually ask people with opinions who they like rather than a search engine", "context": ["Anyone know of a 3ds gamer on YouTube?", "A quick YouTube search would have done it, but fine make a big post about it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "To be fair, most of the democrats acknowledge climate change but just want to kick the can down the road with some slight regulatory tweaks.", "context": ["Every Month This Year Has Been the Hottest in Recorded History", "Meanwhile, the retards in the republican party continue to deny climate change, ignoring the mountains of evidence."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Sounds like a good place to interject social contract \"Well by being born within comcasts service area you are agreeing to use their service, you can move whenever you like!\"", "context": ["User doesn't realize that while trying to describe Comcast, they described the government", "That's why people hate Comcast - it behaves like a government, but they haven't been conditioned to accept its legitimacy, so they see it for what it truly is."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Word of advice: Don't have mines in your house.", "context": ["IDF Troops Show What It's Like Inside Gaza Homes Rigged With Bombs", "word of advise: don't enter people's homes uninvited"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "So many innocent periods slaughtered for your mega-ellipsis.", "context": ["TIL that in 1945, Dwight D. Einsenhower predicted that people would try to dispel the holocaust as a falsehood, and ordered all possible photographs taken of the Nazi crimes to hinder any such attempts.", "Funny how he would hide the fact he allowed thousands of German pows to starve to death after the war..................."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Maybe she would'nt have re-started this pipeline but there would have been another... Look at how much Obama dragged his feet on this, not to mention NOBODY ever mentioned it publicly.", "context": ["Trump signs executive order clearing Keystone XL and Dakota Access pipelines", "I'm starting to think that maybe there was a difference between Clinton and Trump... smh"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We all know that 2nd Amendment rights trump all other rights including property and 1st Amendment rights.", "context": ["Kroger banned the redditor slash gun nut who carried his AR-15 into their store without permission, police will not file charges.", "Just your every-day gun-nut: if you tell them they can't bring a gun into your premise they'll do it anyway - challenging you to stop them."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "To be fair I think he was quoting his mom.", "context": ["What's the biggest lie you've ever heard an emcee tell on a track?", "Nas said evolution is a lie on dance"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I remember when the S6 edge plus came out I thought \"if this design had an s-pen that'd be the perfect phone\" ;~;", "context": ["Galaxy S7 edge wins Best Smartphone award at MWC 2017", "As some who had both: The Galaxy Note7 was better."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I heard that too, wasn't sure how true it was though", "context": ["Homestead boasts a lot of \"Lasts\" - Budweiser, MWR, GoDaddy, Hornish in CUP, Allgaier in CUP, Furniture Row Racing with Chevrolet, and of course Jeff Gordon", "I hear it's even the last race of 2015."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I want the same look(sans-transformers) but on a Glock 19.", "context": ["So i decided to have some fun with 2 of my favorite hobbies.. Here is the result thus far.", "Glock 17/21 gen 3 factory threaded models.. Extended slide stop, mag release, 4lb trigger job, Glock Kraft triggers, and grip, stippling by Overwatch customs."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm pretty sure I heard X-wing sounds in a few shots", "context": ["Amazing evasion sequence from Behind Enemy Lines.", "Albeit, very cinematic and a good scene, it's very very unrealistic"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't think I'm actually allowed to comment on this thread, but... I feel like I understand how you feel.", "context": ["NCAA Notice of Allegations released about the University of Louisville", "For everyone saying this is bullshit and a joke, I'm curious as to what action you think the NCAA should take to satisfy your standards of justice?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Is he not already second choice to alves though?", "context": ["Di Marzio: Cuadrado is close to joining Juventus", "If this means pushing Licht out then I seriously don't want Juan back."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "China is securing its border with NK in case of massive population and military fleeing movements in case of war.", "context": ["China tells military to be ready to 'move' to North Korea border", "Can somebody please explain to us simpletons exactly what the hell is going on?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But why not train germans for those higher jobs and open up the less skilled jobs to the immigrants?", "context": ["Even after taking in a million migrants, Germany has nearly 700,000 open job vacancies", "Thats because none of those migrants have skills to fill those positions"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You mean like Taig and Pangu when they first came out?", "context": ["Watch out for this fake Jailbreak by Gregor, virus on Windows apparently", "Only a nooobfool would grab an unheard JB...oh..apparently they may have lol"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I haven't played HS in a while, can someone explain the quest and the importance of them/how he milled it and why that's bad?", "context": ["Reckful - \"there's no way I lose this game\"", "For those who didn't notice, he milled the quest."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Three bags seems excessive for only four candles.", "context": ["I asked for three bags in Morrison's and was promptly told there weren't any free bags and they are all 5p.", "Were they to put your fork handles in?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I used to be addicted to it, now dont even touch it.", "context": ["Random Discussion Thread for Late Night Owls and Early Morning shippers College farewell tomorrow, feeling like I have achieved nothing in college life.", "Has anyone tried the QuizUp app here?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Jack the Giant slayer was a pretty quality movie, why do you think it wasn't?", "context": ["'Jack the Giant Slayer' Could Lose up to $140 Million for Warner Bros., Legendary", "Make quality movies and this won't happen"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I just assumed this was going to be free.", "context": ["Stellaris - Plantoids Species Pack NOW RELEASED!", "That price was about 4x higher than I hoped for... I guess I'll wait for a Steam sale."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Especially if its at a bar, I mean unless they want to ban all poisons from terraces including alcohol.", "context": ["Montreal may be heading to a smoking ban on terrasses.", "to be honest, i think smoking in bars/terrasses where there is no food should be ok."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "China can't defend itself from your air carrier attack if it thinks your carrier is in North Korea!", "context": ["Trump on North Korea: 'I Don't Want to Telegraph What I'm Doing'", "Is that why Trump gave the world the wrong direction for that aircraft carrier's location?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Mars McMarsface would be a better unisex name", "context": ["I will be very disappointed if the first human born on Mars isn't named Marvin.", "Im sure she would be pissed and would prefer to be called Marsha."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "nice throwaway bud, salty you can't watch le real sports on fox 1?", "context": ["As CSGO is on FoxSports1, people are starting to get salty on twitter.", "Lol I feel bad when these kids grow up and need to get a job and the only skills they have is installing steam and using reddit."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Would you say women are more or less likely to be believed when reporting being raped by a man than men are to be believed when reporting being raped by a woman?", "context": ["TIL 86% of the victims of female sexual predators aren't believed, so the crimes go unreported and don't get prosecuted.", "Just so we are clear, this happens to female survivors as well."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah she could've easily introduced a swine flu type virus to that batch of pigs if we're gonna get serious with tainted food.", "context": ["Ontario woman charged after giving water to pigs headed to slaughter", "Everyone in here who thinks she did a good thing is giving ideas to people who want to harm our society."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah and 640kb of memory is enough for everyone!", "context": ["Australia's broadband policy is a flimsy, cynical House of Cards - the Register", "It's been 5 years and he still can't name or hint at any future applications requiring speeds faster than streaming 4k."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Nope - inferior human subspecies will outpopulate teh superior human species", "context": ["TIL a British Gurkha soldier Dip Prasad Pun killed 30 Taliban single-handedly in Afghanistan", "The superior human species will always rid the inferior human sub-species."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not to mention Scylla's root can be blocked by minions and is purely single target until lvl 14 and it's the only way to secure the damage of her other abilities.", "context": ["Sylvanus's root Why does a guardian that is supposed to throw some CCs got 1,25s root without criple and 12s CD, but mage - Scylla - that is supposed to make DMG got 1,75s root with criple and 10s CD?", "Because Sylvanus has 2 other CCs and Scylla doesn't"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It becomes relevant if you read the article OP posted.", "context": ["This transgender woman was arrested for posing as a doctor and injecting cement, mineral oil and flat tire sealant into the buttocks of a woman that wanted a fuller figure, something she did to herself also.", "Something tells me that fact that the woman was transgender is irrelevant."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "*Trump wins New York by one vote* \"Fuck\"", "context": ["Clinton casts presidential ballot in New York", "\"Eh fuck it i've got this state locked up *votes Stein*\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They told them to please do the needful and revert back soon.", "context": ["H-1B visa issue: India says conveyed interests, concerns to US", "But nobody cares about what a 3rd world country has to say."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That is neither what happened, nor is it how you lose a debate.", "context": ["Joe Biden Beat the Shit Out of the Brains of the Republican Party Tonight, and He Did It for You", "Biden LOST because he's a bumbling idiot."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They already said they were going (to try) to pick the correspondents to be allowed in the WH press corps.", "context": ["White House Press Secretary Rips Reporters In First Briefing Room Appearance", "I'm terrified they're going to start banning media from briefings, or start refusing to answer questions from the real press"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Clearly this person cannot discern the difference between an officer and a citizen, and the difference between murder and stealing a cigar.", "context": ["After it was released that Michael Brown reportedly committed a robbery minutes before he was killed.", "Everyone needs to calm the fuck down and let the investigation process happen."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "OEMs could've fought this but they just decided to cave.", "context": ["Microsoft Makes Five Times More Out Of Android Than It Does Windows Phone", "The patent system really needs to be updated."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "yes i agree, has to be one of the luckiest maddens plays this year.", "context": ["Embrythegh0st's | Top Ten Plays of the Week | Episode 6", "Probably one of the luckiest plays i have ever seen Definitely deserved 1."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My guess is we sign one and draft another.", "context": ["Jack McInerney set for a move to Portland", "With Schoenfeld apearantly gone and now McInerney, we need to sign two more strikers."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This sounds almost as good as the story about said player training with the team he was contracted to, a couple weeks back.", "context": ["Sam Burgess to make his first start for Bath in European Champions Cup game with Montpellier", "Professional rugby player to play game of rugby, more at 11"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He's built like a white boy get over it", "context": ["Why has Francis Ngannou only been tested twice this year?", "He's black and he's jacked, deal with it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's been 30 minutes since I watched it and I already don't remember it", "context": ["Trauma Center Second Opinion: Happy Medicine - PART 44 - Game Grumps", "Arin made one forgettable weed joke, therefore cover the thumbnail in smoke and give them stupid expressions, totally justified."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Oh be honest, you wouldnt have done a thing", "context": ["He went fully Randy Orton on her.", "I would beat the *fuck* out of that kid"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle", "context": ["If We Had Messi/Ronaldo, Would we be Able to Keep Hold of Them?", "If my auntie had bollocks would she be my uncle?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Did you miss him when he played for the Wanderers and... yeah look dont think you missed out on much.", "context": ["Hollands potential move to China could bring Vidosic back to Adelaide", "Haven't watched Vidosic play since the United days but if I'm judging on that; PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The type of person completely satisfied with the free-to-play mobile gaming experience really doesn't have the attention span to enjoy a real game.", "context": ["Nintendo's Lifetime American Hardware Sales, by Console", "It really sucks that low quality mobile gaming killed the handheld market."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's like how communism always ends up with a brutal secret police force and ~~torture~~ re-education centers.", "context": ["Venezuela protests: Looting, shootings leave 13 dead in one day", "Good Job socalism you did it again."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "4chan - a place for dumb people that try to hide their stupidity by saying it's intensional", "context": ["4chan is where smart people go to act stupid, facebook is where stupid people go to act smart", "If you think 4chan is filled with smart people then you are horribly misinformed about 4chan"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well you have to spin the xray emitter and the sensor or it wont work.", "context": ["CT Scanner without a cover moving at full speed", "Hopefully we can reduce it so all that has to spin is a minor sensor, and not everything, in the future."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Oh cool so he's just like Hillary then", "context": ["This tweet didn't age well at all", "Looks like he changed his mind, *just like Hillary* on Gay Marriage."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Technically by this persons logic, them even using the english language is cultural appropriation.", "context": ["A list of Black People Only words", "This fucker's appropriating Southern culture by implying that the word \"ya'll\" is for black people only."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because it's a secret code sign about the pizza parlor on the moon where they are hiding the kids to be molested and then turned into pizza.", "context": ["Malia Obama heads to work in a yellow tank top a day after Secret Service confronted man with a white stick who was 'pretending to be blind' outside her office", "Maybe I'm missing something but why is what she wore important?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I believe the more important question to ask is for whose safety was the AR-15 supporting?", "context": ["Man says he was harassed while carrying gun at airport", "I can understand handguns, but do you really need an ar-15 at an airport of \"safety\"?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "To be fair, the other two were already dead :P", "context": ["With Kanye announcing his run for Presidency in 2020 and Trump running for 2016, we are literally one step closer to Idiocracy.", "If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Kanye... I would shoot Kanye twice."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I look forward to the le reverse racism \"joaks\"", "context": ["And y'all thought black people named their kids some dumb shit.", "This is a good meme, if this blows up I look forward to the petty people making fun of black names."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Good thing I gave to the American childhood cancer association.", "context": ["TIL the Federal Trade Commission says four cancer charities run by extended members of the same family conned donors out of $187 million from 2008 through 2012 and spent almost nothing to help actual cancer patients.", "These are the charities in question: Cancer Fund of America Children's Cancer Fund of America Cancer Support Services The Breast Cancer Society"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "While I don't condone violence you don't have full 1st amendment rights to do whatever at a private event you are trying to crash.", "context": ["Trump protester: I was beaten for holding a 'Republicans against Trump' sign", "That's what you get for using your first amendment rights at a Trump rally."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's more about status for them honestly and a ~$100k Nissan is chump change next to heavily modded Lambos and other cars in that price range.", "context": ["Chinafornia: Chinese Kids with Super Cars in California", "I'm surprised I didn't see a GT-R, I guess those are just too cheap to be seen driving."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Unless you are taking a jab at the government, currently we are projected to hit 28+mil by 2025 so I would say that the 28+ million is not forward thinking enough.", "context": ["'The great Australian citizen 28 million Active Directory domain'", "Current population is only 23mil, 28+mil sounds a little too forward thinking."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Does that mean he is going by Aron now?", "context": ["@shidavidi: @bluejays option Aaron Sanchez to AAA Buffalo, recall Aaron Loup", "Correction: @shidavidi reporting it's single A Dunedin not AAA Buffalo"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Fear sounded stable but he looked like he was holding back tears while on camera, probably tough to take in that they just won the whole thing.", "context": ["GG WP But I wish the winners looked more excited", "What are you talking about, they all look on the verge of tears of joy."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "LPT: Don't have sex with a woman unless you want to risk becoming a daddy.", "context": ["Father can't sue mother for lying about being on the pill: Ontario court", "LPT: Always wear a condom unless you want to be a daddy."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Or we can lead and come up with innovative solutions.", "context": ["Many potential homebuyers find Denver price tags far beyond reach", "Hate to say it, but there are going to be large swaths of the population of Denver permanently excluded from the housing market just like in other major cities around the world."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "because it is I, the Dandelganger and my friend Simon Pegg", "context": ["Schleich Advent Calendars Day 18 | Ashens & Nerdcubed", "Why is this tagged as fan made?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well yeah, from that close you could see the controlled demolition explosions going off on the lower floors.", "context": ["Clearest 9/11 video I have ever seen.", "Video cuts out at the time when it was in a perfect position for the second tower to fall."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Ingat-ingat din dapat si Dutz 'pag may time.", "context": ["'Shut up,' Duterte tells soldiers wary of pact with Reds", "Recipe for a coup or assasination by soldiers."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "TIL it's not possible to watch and enjoy anime without being Japanese", "context": ["I'm transethnic and share my body with a genderqueer asexual dragon-fox otherkin", "Although I'm certain it's satire I must say there are so many white people who think watching anime makes them Japanese."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Easy way to start a shitstorm - Commit a terrorist attack with a fake Syrian passport in your pocket", "context": ["Syrian passports found at Paris attacks scene fakes made in Turkey", "Easy way to get into Europe - show a Syrian passport and claim to be a refugee."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And if those couple of times mothers have killed their kids is any indication, all women enjoy murdering children.", "context": ["All men are pigs because one hit on me!", "If one man can prove that all men are pigs, then the nineteen 9/11 hijackers sure prove that all Muslims are terrorists."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Good luck getting private citizens to invest their money in buying and making available apartments and houses for people to rent when you've used the force of government to tell them what they can and can't charge for it.", "context": ["Man fights eviction after rent increase from $1,800 per month to $8,000", "Im really starting to think some regulation in making rent more affordable wouldnt be a bad thing."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well they get paid to throw water around anyway, Why not have fun.", "context": ["What firemen do in their free time", "Doesn't this waste a lot of water ?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "IIRC if you increase your sensitivity too much the game flips your controls around when conc'd.", "context": ["MRW i get hit by a Concussion Grenade", "I have a button on my RAT 3 mouse to increase and lower sensitivity, I don't often use it, but when I do, it's to aim normally while conqued."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We will call ourselves Citizens United, and become synonymous with stripping corporate power over government!", "context": ["\"Now, stop and ask yourself...\" Elizabeth Warren", "the fight over corporate power will either destroy the united states or unite us as citizens"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "These ones have a PR agent and 100% more bullshit!", "context": ["World's first \"living park\" being installed on Capitol Hill", "How is this different from any other park with plants?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And here I thought it was Snape who killed Gandalf.", "context": ["I found a glitch in Fates (no spoiler) please don't put spoilers", "Sure, but Chewbacca kills Luke at the end of Fire Emblem: Revelation."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Dont let the truth ruin the craic for these low info people lifes easier when you stay dumb", "context": ["Trump quotes a Nigerian poem about being petty, calls it an Irish proverb.", "He never said in that video that it was an Irish proverb, just that it was a proverb that he liked and thought it was appropriate to describe the relationship of Ireland and America."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I've never touched a drug in my life and honestly I'd take it just for laughs", "context": ["make a pill that will make you test positive for ALL drugs (without any psychotropic effect) so that non-drugusers and drugusers are indistinguishable from each other and all drugtests are rendered invalid", "Why would non drug users take the pill?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I like my women like my whiskey: 10 years old.", "context": ["I like my women like my weather:", "I like my women like my Marne Corps haircut, high and tight."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "At least you're probably better than like, 3 or 4 of the 15 people playing GG.", "context": ["12 year olds vs 10 year olds.", "Im 21 and I play Guilty Gear, I wish kids played it so I could feel a little better about my own ability."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As long as our goal is only to have a party, not to get in the way of the people who work there.", "context": ["Oregon standoff: All defendants found not guilty", "Start the clock - it's only a matter of time until we see something like this again."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The president of France is Hollande, not Holland", "context": ["Holland considers banning the burqa following France and Belgium", "The Nertherlands or the President of France, the title made me very confuse!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's because country music is made for the radio and you can't play something with profanity on the radio.", "context": ["Hiphop lyrics are the most profane (1 profanity every 47 words) while Country lyrics are the least profane (1 every 4438 words).", "SO sad, depressing country music that talks about drinking and split ups and revenge is more family friendly."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "my friend who smokes a lot of pot and is a stoner says that pot tastes much better when it is illegal.", "context": ["Thousands rally in Berlin calling for legal pot in Germany", "Pot legalization, finally something everyone in Germany can agree on."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm sure there are some Roadhogs in there", "context": ["Found in the Overwatch custom server list.", "It's the Mercy and Reinhardt couples, isn't it?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Christianity evolved with the times, Islam is still stuck in the times of Pope Innocent.", "context": ["TIL Pope Innocent waged a massacre against the Cathars, when asked how to tell Cathars from Catholics the papal legates reply was \"Kill them all, the Lord will recognise His own\".", "Ahh the religion of peace and acceptance."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Oh shudder, if children grew up where engine part furniture was commonplace, we may end up with a generation who think this is normal...and then all the wifeys will have to walk and crying in a corner alone because nobody supports them getting rid of the engine coffee tables :P", "context": ["Boxer engine Coffee table (updated with material list and instructions)", "Ask me how I know you don't have small children?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"It's not the sword that kills, it's the man that wields it.\"", "context": ["Iraqi Islamists demand Christians either convert or face death by the sword.", "Downvote me all the fuck you want, but religion does cause problems sometimes - as you can see here."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "and you know, there is not even a plan on paper to fix it", "context": ["New Dubai to Abu Dhabi road is on schedule", "What we need is a way to get the Sharjah people off of SZR."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I find that if I don't go on the internet I don't encounter them", "context": ["It's been 72 hours, do you know where your black friends are?", "I'm so tired of race baiting pieces of shit."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because black people generally don't have great success in traditionally white professions.", "context": ["Viola Davis Becomes First Black Actress to Earn 3 Oscar Nominations", "Why is her race something of note?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Many of them want to reunite with their family in Sweden.", "context": ["Danish police close motorway as refugees march to Sweden", "absolutely ridiculous, If they are refugees why are they marching through safe countries?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He even offers to pick you up in his van when you have no transport yourself.", "context": ["Mac DeMarco says '30 kids have come over so far' since giving out his address on new song", "So is this guy into diddling kids or something?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But will it be a year to watch?", "context": ["McLaren-Honda announce a new partnership with luxury watchmaker Richard Mille", "F1 2016: The year of the watches"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I mean, to be fair you can sell them.", "context": ["FWD: Share if you agree: people on welfare shouldn't have TVs or cars!", "On what planet can you pay for a tattoo with food stamps?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I reckon they'll make a D version of the Model 3 that gets you 0 to 60 in 4.2 seconds or less.", "context": ["Tesla P85D vs Ferrari + vs Aventador experience in description", "Yeah if they could make a P85D-like version for the Model 3, that would be great :P"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think so too... But that's her taste of music so we have to accept it.", "context": ["NikkyyHD, author of the \"Clockwork 4\" montage is working on her final CS:GO project", "The music choices for that video are pretty cringe."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The idea that a neocon and a neolib would have radically different policies is the biggest lie in America politics.", "context": ["Trump says he thought being president would be easier than his old life.", "The most infuriating part is that Hillary knew what being president entailed, was extremely qualified, and actually wanted the damn job."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "but the Navy wanted it to be amphibious, the Airforce wanted it to fly at mach 17, and the Marines wanted it to be man portable.", "context": ["Northrup Grumman's latest 6th Gen fighter concept art, as unveiled in new video today", "10 will be made in 2050 at the low cost of $2 trillion."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Can someone explain how division using iterative subtraction works?", "context": ["Dividing by zero on a mechanical calculator", "For anyone curious as to why this happens, it divides using iterative subtraction; it keeps just trying to subtract zero and gets nowhere."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They had the Cricket quarter on the small screens during the sydney game on friday, all game too", "context": ["Phoenix to show Cricket World Cup final on big screens at Westpac Stadium pre-match and at halftime.", "Yet another example of the Kiwis being nicer than Australians."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because it totally wouldn't have gotten *worse* if Romney was elected.", "context": ["FBI Documents Reveal Secret Nationwide OWS Monitoring - \"These documents show that the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security are treating protests against the corporate and banking structure of America as potential criminal and terrorist activity.\"", "This is headed by the guy most of reddit voted for."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This is supposed to be France's best referee...very disappointing.", "context": ["Post Match Discussion Barcelona 2:1 Manchester City", "Ref was just horrible, for both sides."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "An old obese man sitting up at 3am watching porn, and tweeting about, is not the image I want in a President.", "context": ["Trump sex tape comments frustrate GOP supporters", "How anyone could feel anything less than disgust at Trump's sex tape comments is beyond me."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You probably wouldn't say this if the flusha-h4x bandwagon wasn't a thing", "context": ["Flusha giving tips on how to start cheating in the pro scene", "XD funny, everybody that doesn't have his head in his ass knows he used hacks in official matches"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But if man created God in his own image, then we're playing with ourselves now.", "context": ["If God orchestrated evolution, then he went through a phase playing with dinosaurs", "If evolution orchestrated God, then we're still in the phase of playing with him."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you're an Eyetalian why is your username in franch.", "context": ["The opression starts as soon as I enter the bathroom in the morning.", "As an Italian I look into the mirror every morning and say, It's a me, Bontemps."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Considering they pronounce Autumn as Orrtum, chances are they're dumb rednecks anyway", "context": ["She'll be spelling that one out for the rest of her life", "Why would you ruin your child's entire life just because you assume they'll be too stupid to spell their own name?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not a lot of evangelicals come out of Cuba.", "context": ["'SNL' Calls Out Anti-Semitism Of Ted Cruz's 'New York Values' Comment \"Believe me, if I could say 'liberal Jews,' I would.\"", "Didn't Trump accuse Cruz of being a secret Catholic because he was Cuban?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I wonder why they never repeated the summoners stone brawl... That was an epic experience", "context": ["The new tavern brawl: Heart of the sunwell Start at 10 mana", "I don't understand why they bother with these boring brawls when there's a lot of interesting repeats they could choose from."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The word \"Christian\" in front of \"rock\", \"music\", \"band\", or \"singer\" seems to be an indicator bad music will follow.", "context": ["Katy Perry Sued by Christian Rappers Over Dark Horse", "Didn't she start out as a Christian singer?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It might not effect a change but it's always nice to see that 60,000 people agree with me", "context": ["Petition against Steam's paid Skyrim mods hits 28,000 signatures", "Welp lets see how little this does"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "lol I think I even saw such a comment not more than a week ago", "context": ["You can stand on the car without falling off", "\"Diesel Engine not designed for players to be standing on moving objects hurr duur\"- some guy, a while back"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Probably Filipino-Chinese, not exactly ang moh, news never stated race anyway.", "context": ["Chinese temple medium jailed 4 years for sexual act on 15-year-old male devotee", "how can an angmoh be a chinese temple medium?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If fatlogicians spent half as much time building new eating habits and coping mechanisms for themselves as they spend coming up with new and innovative ways to distance themselves from their own choices and simple reality, they'd be halfway to healthy.", "context": ["Doctors being shitlords again for not designing equipment that works on fat bodies", "\"Fat bodies\" is starting to rival \"nourish\" for the number one phrase that sends me into a tailspin of incoherent rage."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I did some research and it probably cost around $... Tree fiddy", "context": ["As of 10AM Eastern, on January 25.", "My first thought: \"How much does it cost to make a banner that size?\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I thought he was gonna spear the baby", "context": ["Herd gathers to welcome a new baby", "Holy shit, that one elephants tusks are massive!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What I find most interesting is on page 5 (the page where they predict seat counts based on polling), if you look at the period for March 22-23, they actually were projecting a Majority Tory Government for a while (granted it was a one seat majority, but still).", "context": ["Federal Forum Poll: Liberals 35, Conservative 35, NDP 17, Green 7", "I find this hard to believe, other polls have the LPC at 45 just what, a few days ago?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As a monogamously married straight woman who supports gay marriage, I am also loving this.", "context": ["Josh Duggar Paid for Membership to Cheating Website Ashley Madison", "As a monogamously married gay man, I am LOVING this."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well, if you were marrying the Green Arrow then maybe she wouldn't have cared that much.", "context": ["In honor of Valentines Day, I present my favorite moment and favorite power couple in all of Comic Books.", "Sure, she gets to get married in a women's one-piece swimsuit, but when I want to do it I'm \"breaking my mother-in-law's heart\" and \"frightening my fiancee.\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Black dhide, and most realistically a bow fletched to go with it", "context": ["Can we acknowledge the creativity of this clue?", "It's creative because you'll be wearing black like the ninjas who killed the monks during that one quest in entrana church, i think that's what they were aiming for, maybe im wrong"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "May I just compliment you on your username and astounding wit?", "context": ["White Supremacy trash- BTW guys she's looking for a job!", "As someone responsible for hiring people and a black man, as long as she can cover the tats and remain objective while on the clock, she's still not getting the job."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Which is a code phrase for \"don't use my site\".", "context": ["Websites that Detect your Ad Blocker could be Illegal According to EU Law.", "Pretty soon it's going to come down to \"please install our app to view this website.\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No at 1:07 it shows the crossbows from multiplayer", "context": ["New wonder wepon or ray gun mk 3?", "its not a ray gun, its that double wield granade launcher shown on 1:07"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well, that barely makes sense in battle royale.", "context": ["What are the craziest sentences that make sense in battle royale but in real life would sound insane?", "Let's hope that the brazilians can fastly genocide the argentinians."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Also nothing to do with Sorkin, same goes for J3, they're directorial/compositional choices", "context": ["With Aaron Sorkin's \"Steve Jobs\" screenplay released today, I made this handy J-O-B-S Bingo board to help you keep track of some of his favorite tricks.", "J1 is a bit too ambiguous and broad"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I was thinking, I don't think you can take that into the bar haha.", "context": ["All the Ladies at the Bar Tell Me I Got No Game... Problem Solved.", "Look man killing them isn't going to do you any favors"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you don't do anything you're a slacktivist loser and if you do do anything you're a terrorist.", "context": ["With a Quota of 1,035 Whales, the Japanese Whaling Fleet Was Only Able to Take 103 Thanks to the Sea Shepherd Society", "The Sea Shepherd Society is a terrorist organization."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There are no misplays at tournaments, only \"interesting lines\"", "context": ["Forsen makes a sick miracle rogue play for lethal (Seatstorycup)", "Well that's misplay that didn't get punished and pro casters falling in love with misplay."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As a crane operator I too feel your pain", "context": ["Escher really stepped in it this time.", "As a former Ironworker that set many many many steel columns and beams as depicted... these bolt patterns give me cancer."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They probably keep them in outhouses like they do their phones.", "context": ["Amish of Reddit, how does not using technology affect your lives?", "You say this as if it's funny, but I've actually sold computers to the amish"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "So you're the reason there's so many mouthbreathers?", "context": ["Eating match heads to repel insects - does this really work?", "Everyone makes fun of 68 series, but when stuff like this comes up you're glad to have us around."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I imagine it'd be the same situation as if the police caught anyone breaking the law who they couldn't identify.", "context": ["New fines and rules for bike riders.", "So what happens when a cyclist is riding dangerously without any ID?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Some people don't want any positive news from Fukushima coming out.", "context": ["Fukushima residents exposed to far less radiation than thought", "Not sure why this was so heavily downvoted (33% upvoted before I voted), the linked article is well written, based on a reliable source, and more interesting than I expected it would be."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "To be fair, I did get scammed on a state inspection once.", "context": ["Why cling wrap makes for a shitty window.", "yeah but state mandated safety inspections are a scam, why should i have to have a functional components that ensure proper operation and safety?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We'll take a \"SHORT\" break right now guys, stay tuned.", "context": ["Thx to Take.Tv This might be the most well run and most enjoyable event I've ever watched and I think these guys need some appreciation!", "i like that their schedule is actually on time and not a 1 or 2 hour delay every game lol"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Give away your zodiac coffee mug and schedule your tattoo cover up.", "context": ["No, NASA Didn't Change Your Zodiac Sign", "Yes, yes, but now I'm supposedly a Gemini (or always was) and I just don't know what to do with myself."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's almost like there are other people here in other countries who don't watch American television!", "context": ["I drive by this crappy motel at least once a week", "ITT: people who don't realize there's a show called Bates Motel and think it's the set from Psycho."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But she's taking jobs away from hardworking American gold diggers!", "context": ["An immigrant and her husband after she was sworn in as a US citizen.", "Taking a job that American women weren't willing to do."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Only one thing to do... beat them with their own kind.", "context": ["Based on this, I don't think I could have survived being a man in the 50s", "Have you ever been so angry that you beat a horde of aquatic weasels to death with another weasel?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This was my first thought when seeing this", "context": ["(Spoilers All) 'A Song of Ice and Fire' should be finished by 1998,' said George R. R. Martin in a 1996 interview", "What if...the series *really has* been finished since 1998, and George just enjoys making us wait in anguish?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, that's *definitely* why Clinton isn't picking a progressive, because leftist tears, not because she wants to shore up corporatist power.", "context": ["Will Clinton VP Pick Be 'Pronounced Middle Finger' to Millions Who Voted for Bernie?", "Well you guys shat all over Warren when her name was being floated, what do you expect?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think it's because everyone focused on his sack total from last year, and he didn't get a sack with us until last week", "context": ["Nate Orchard up for Rookie of the Week.", "People won't ever admit it, but Orchard is quietly having a solid year and is progressing nearly every week."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "With only three seasons, I say they've certainly already killed the Network superhero shows in terms of acclaim and quality.", "context": ["'Stranger Things' Is A Streaming Hit: Netflix Series Is More Popular Than 'Daredevil' And 'Making A Murderer'", "Netflix having hit after hit is spelling doom for the cable companies"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Progressives have to rely on the Spirit of Vatican II because the actual writings don't support them.", "context": ["TIL the term \"spirit of Vatican II\" was used by the promoters of change from the 1960s, until Malachi Martin first used it as a pejorative in 1988 to blame for Liberation Theology", "But what about the Letter of Vatican II?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because ancaps want no law Haha strawmen are fun.", "context": ["Anarcho-Capitalism: So Crazy, It Just Might Work!", "I invite you to the crazy, lawless place south of the border."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Let us not forget that the Middle East is also largely in the state it's in today because of France and Britain's post-WWI treatment of their mandates that resulted in new countries that *needed* strongman dictators to remain stable because their ethnic and religious demographics went ignored when their borders were drawn up.", "context": ["The leader of Austria's far-right Freedom Party (FPO) has blamed the United States and the NATO Western military alliance for triggering the refugee crisis that has overwhelmed Europe.", "What do you expect when the US foreign policy in a post-9/11 world is to set the middle east on fire?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Urbana has a violent crime rate of 3.8 per 1000, NYC is 6.39.", "context": ["UI student robbed 2 blocks away from UI police station at 9:10 pm Tuesday night (violent attack) -- be careful out there", "Sometimes I feel more at risk here than I did when I lived in NYC."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm assuming you're not from Manitoba if that's the part of this you doubt.", "context": ["Road rage incident leaves Winnipeg woman injured and traumatized - Manitoba - CBC News", "Right, I'm sure this guy chased you down and assaulted you just for passing him on the road."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "However, the politician that put it into place was busted for cocaine possession.", "context": ["Scott Walker directly appeals to Trump to let him drug test people who need food stamps", "Yeah, that was tried in Florida, at great expense, and not one person on food stamps was found to have tainted urine."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"Shrek thinks he's overcompensating for something, but I THINK...rhggrghh\"", "context": ["Elite Stormtrooper customization, taking place between IV - V. Coming soon to Star Wars in canon comic #21.", "I'm still 100% sure knife dude is compensating for something."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"at least with the lottery your chance of winning goes up a little bit each time you play!\"", "context": ["What low income families spend on the Lottery vs what they pay in taxes", "The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Watching this gif, I realized just how long it's been since I've seen a portable CD player.", "context": ["The difference in stability of a CD player that is turned off or on in microgravity", "Well, they gotta find SOMETHING to do with a discman...what are they going to do, play music on it?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You are almost as funny as the UFOtards!", "context": ["Unacknowledged UFO Documentary Exposing Govrnment Lies From The Mouths Of Their Very Own Official's", "Thankfully since trump is an outsider I bet he'll release all of this information"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I had to check the date of the text to make sure it was from the 90's.", "context": ["I'm getting really good at this \"sexting\" thing.", "ROFL at someone 1) taking the time to describe their basketball shorts and t-shirt to set up a sex scenario and 2) specifically putting themselves in a \"Cartman 'respect my authority' \" t-shirt for said scenario."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's why it says \"using pictures from Jamie's Instagram\" not \"using pictures I drew\"", "context": ["Made this sort of pop art thing using pictures from Jamie's Instagram", "You took 4 photos and put them next to each other"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Presumably the massive profits being made by the owners of the robots doing the work.", "context": ["As Our Jobs Are Automated, Some Say We'll Need A Guaranteed Basic Income", "Who are they going to confiscate the income from if all the workers don't make any money?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Only if their ideas coincide with his and his party.", "context": ["Salon's Tom Watson: Don't protest against the NSA, because there will be libertarians at the rally", "As a \"social democrat,\" shouldn't Tom Watson be tolerant and understanding of other people's ideas?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Most transportation companies will hedge their gas prices to prevent situations like this.", "context": ["Motorists hit with record-high gas prices ( around $1.42 this weekend )", "Expect a large spike in transit use if this continues."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Couldn't use the church of Luther since we'll Lutheran is real irl... so yeah.", "context": ["Brave frontier saved me on a college assignment.... thank you soul bound saga!", "something something someones gonna say Luther over Zedus."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There is concord to deal with and Concord's the shit.", "context": ["Grieferlocks and the Three Care Bears, an EvE Online Fairy Tale (long)", "Love how people term high sec ganking as PVP."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "in theory, the mascot's name is johnathan or something like that.", "context": ["Ana Kasparian criticizes feminists over the UCONN Husky logo controversy", "What makes them think the dog is even male?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That kids name is the best trash talk in any sport ever.", "context": ["David and Molly Wright welcomed a baby girl, Olivia Shea Wright into the world on Saturday", "This is better than Chipper naming his son Shea"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "[I don't know what it means, but I have no idea what it means, but I have no idea what it means, but I have no idea what it means, but I have no idea what it means, but I have no idea what it means, but I have no idea what it means, but I have no idea what it means, but I have no idea what it means, but I have no idea what it means, but I have no idea what it means, but I have no idea what it means, but I have no idea", "context": ["TIL, Tadoba Andhari National Park is the witch-hunters are a lack of India, and autists here like me, amiths?", "He is disgusting\" whereas the way to get very upset about this is disgusting\" whereas the way to get very upset about this is disgusting\" whereas the way to get very upset about this is disgusting\" whereas the way to get very upset about this is disgusting\" whereas the way to get very upset about this is disgusting\" whereas the way to get very upset about this is disgusting\" whereas the way to get very upset about this is disgusting\" whereas the way to get very upset about this is disgusting\" whereas the way to get very upset about"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I thought all ps4 games ran in \"cinematic mode\" because they all attempt to run as close to 24 fps as possible.", "context": ["Playstation VR is $399, ships in October of this year", "\"With the headset on, users can also go into 'cinematic mode' to see the entire 16:9 PS4 menu and play all of their PS4 games.\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They want government just small enough that it can comfortably fit in your bedroom with you.", "context": ["Virginia Attorney General and Republican gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli wants to outlaw anal and oral sex between both gay and straight couples", "But I thought the right wanted government out of everyone's lives?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Did auto-walas promise complete safety and background checks of the drivers?", "context": ["German woman molested in Goa, auto driver held", "it's time to ban auto rickshaws if we want to remain consistent"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Pope is catholic - most fundamentalist Christian denominations in America consider Catholics to be crazy and in some cases not even real Christians - so I highly doubt the pope having much influence here, Catholics are not the bulk of this particular problem", "context": ["Jeb Bush Signals His Faith Informs His Positions On Climate Change", "Great so if the Pope were to call for climate change to be addressed as he is expected to do this year Bush will make environmental protection a priority right?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm guessing he was the odds on favorite to win, so they come out ahead like this.", "context": ["Irish boxer, Michael Conlon, loses it during live interview after being robbed at Rio Olympics.", "The bookies in Ireland are paying out like he won."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Hopefully he gives it back to its rightful owner, Lady Lyanna Mormont.", "context": ["New photo of Jon in Battle of Bastards.", "Ten bucks says he drops that sword at some point"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's the next step, that will be taken when the time is right.", "context": ["Map of ethnic Albanian population within the proposed \"Greater Albania\"", "Why is it that the Albanians in Serbia have formed a separate state (Kosovo) rather than attempting to join the Albanian republic?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Tapos pag-i-a-uninstall nila yung mga laro idi-delete nila yung shortcut sa desktop", "context": ["So pirated copy = legit copy na pala", "Yan yung mga taong may Avira na may Avast at AVG pa tapos meron pang Tuneup utilities, Gamebooster at registry mechanic sa pc."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Thats probably because the only news you see is what is posted on reddit", "context": ["A German writer is banned from the US for criticizing the NSA", "Funny how I have never heard of this in US media."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You cannot make rules that are impossible to abuse via DDoS.", "context": ["will the c9 vs liquid skins be returned?", "Should be but the admins are fucks"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Come on man, he even said times were hard", "context": ["Anyone bought a shirt from this site before?", "Support the club, buy one from the Spurs store."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Translated: I put way too much value on property, am willing to hurt someone for maybe damaging it, and have extreme anger issues that I am not afraid to express because I'm an Internet tough guy.", "context": ["Snowboarder jumps over a flight of stairs without a spotter, WCGW?", "If it were me driving that car the worst would have been yet to come for that snowboarder."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you hadn't you would have seen that \"downtown\" isn't downtown.", "context": ["Tech Company's Austin Expansion to Replace Affordable Downtown Housing", "I stopped caring at \"affordable downtown housing \"."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Fertile Mertle could comment on the best way to ensure copulation will end in pregnancy?", "context": ["Bristol Palin Attacks Atheist In A Battle Of Wits", "The unwed baby factory who promotes abstinence should really not be commenting on much of anything."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm not saying correlation isn't causation, but...wait that's exactly what I'm saying.", "context": ["How unimportant religion is considered to be in daily life by country", "I'm not saying there's a correlation between how religious and how developed a country is... But this map provides strong evidence."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I feel like this team is even worse than the 8-7-1 team that limped into the playoffs.", "context": ["Post-Game Thread: Green Bay Packers (10-5) at Arizona Cardinals (13-2)", "We are so fucked in the playoffs."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Someone must do it for us lazy bums.", "context": ["If 1 in 5 children face hunger can't they just turn around so they're not facing it anymore?", "I see you've visited the 'top' of 'all time' section of this sub, bravo."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "ikr... i want an arc like Tartaros to end it off, this will leave me with a bad taste", "context": ["Fairy Tail Manga Is Already in 'Last Arc,' 60 Million Copies in Print", "No, no...don't let Alvarez be the end, please."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "almost forgot Cammy was part of the team", "context": ["Game Thread (03/17/2017): New Jersey Devils (26-31-12) @ Pittsburgh Penguins (43-17-9) -- 7:00 PM EST (MSG+, ROOT, SN360)", "I remember when Cammy could score those kinds of goals :("]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The Inhuman franchise is a mess at this point.", "context": ["This is the Storm I've been missing", "This issue makes the Inhumans look like total monsters and I'm ok with that."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Hi honey that cancer sure is tragic huh anyway love you byeeeeee", "context": ["Former NSW premier Mike Baird joins NAB as chief customer officer", "I guess he's spent enough time with his family."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, but I junk carry my open gun.", "context": ["MPSA USPSA 4/1/17 (Match Win) | Open Division | 3rd Person", "DON'T YOU KNOW THAT COMPETITION WILL GET YOU GILT IN THE STREETZ"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yep, I tend to use McCree's ult to zone heroes now or at least get their attention away from allies before cancelling.", "context": ["Old highlight, but still my all-time favourite McCree play", "You would expect everyone to look up by now, in that particular section of the map, whenever you hear McCree's ult."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Prove that it is wrong thing to do.", "context": ["The House just voted to defund Planned Parenthood", "PP literally kills little babies that haven't even been born yet :/"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We know for a fact the he didn't know how old LeBron was when he tweeted this though.", "context": ["A guy I follow on Twitter tweeted this in July 2014, just thought it was crazy and worth sharing", "He's either a psychic or a guy from the future"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "A lot of people wear the slay helm at KBD untasked, so people won't try to crash them", "context": ["Blessed to have such a great community on OSRS", "If he was wearing the slayer helm the answer was quite obvious no?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Im going for the Sharks come out pissed score 4 and Talbot gets pulled", "context": ["Relevant history - April 18, 2010 Sharks lose 0-1, go down in series 2-1 - rally to defeat Colorado in 6", "Bold prediction for tonight: Sharks score at least 1 goal against Talbot."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We elected government what is trying to do something to this issue while the leftist want things go as they gone before.", "context": ["Sick Finland ready for austerity medicine, says Alexander Stubb", "But wasn't Finland supposed to be like Germany?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Your comment would be a lot more powerful if Tesla wasn't indeed an American creation.", "context": ["Norway subsidizes Tesla by waiving sales tax, permitting use of a bus lane, and offering free parking in public lots.", "Meanwhile, in the US we're trying to stifle innovation and keep a lid on all these crazy things like electric cars and fuel efficiency.... *sigh*"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's probably how large it is before the team staff tailors it.", "context": ["Just gonna leave this here: John Urschel dancing awkwardly", "Why is his jersey so large in this video?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But I gotta have iPhone 7, wonder will iPhone 6SE feature a trusty jack.", "context": ["Let's go for a run with the iPhone7", "Just don't fucking buy it, end of problems and adapters"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "you will read it and you will like it damnit", "context": ["Cumulus is your new favorite surveillance-fueled dystopian novel", "Can we all appreciate the irony of being told what our new favorite dystopian book is?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "cool I don't know even india has one or not", "context": ["Pakistan celebrates first ever out in the Women's Baseball World Cup!", "TIL: There's a baseball world cup TIL: There's also a women's baseball work cup TIL: Pakistan has a women's baseball team"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Max is a tall guy for F1 (5ft 11) so it's no surprise he weighs in heavier.", "context": ["After the Chinese Grand Prix Lewis Hamilton weighed 70.0kg (154lb) if you listen closely you can hear them announce it.", "and I think he says Max Verstappen weighed in at 70.7kg (156lb)"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "When folks have no science training, they can't understand it, it seems trivial, and they just foolishly or defensively dismiss it.", "context": ["Five Sigma Sea Ice Crash (Dec 2016)", "I think it is a tragedy that the conservative solution is to delete the graph."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The classic expediency ploy that comes (came) back to bite you big time.", "context": ["The Fed Just Acknowledged Its Too Big To Jail Policy: The federal government until recently shielded big banks from criminal prosecution out of concern that convictions may damage the financial system", "Letting criminal banks get away with criminal banking might damage the financial system too, guys."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My best friend is Ecuadorian, and sometimes she corrects people, but other times she's like, \"meh.\"", "context": ["Mexicans are stereotyped as both taking all the jobs and doing no work at all.", "I love how all Latinos are dumped in to \"Mexican\"...."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There goes my guided tour of CPC HQ!", "context": ["Canada election 2015: Stephen Harper proposes travel ban on extremist hotspots - Politics", "Too bad, I think people really enjoyed visiting Parliament Hill."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He's male, so the local MRA branch will jump to his defence.", "context": ["60 Minutes: Ali Elamine says if tables were turned he'd be called a terrorist and 'shot on the spot'", "He's Muslim so the left wingers in this country would jump to exclaim \"NOT A TERRORiST!\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "While it's not a bad thing, I wouldn't mind if it was $200M and the other $200M be used for meals on wheels and food programs for kids who's parents can't afford school lunches.", "context": ["Trump signs NASA funding bill, sets goal of human on Mars", "Can't wait to see how this gets spun."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "From where do laws spring but from morals?", "context": ["Just under 30 percent of France's 3 to 4 million Muslims reject the country's secular laws, according to an Ifop poll", "Boot em out if they don't like it"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You forgot to put US in front of those.", "context": ["What is going on with all this chant hate?", "Wrestling fans hate wrestling Wrestling fans hate wrestling fans Wrestling fans hate everything"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You're just butthurt because deep down you know he's right.", "context": ["guy claims people who like certain music have no respect", "I get the feeling that it's usually bad Reddiquette to say this, but I need to make an exception: Poster is definitely 12 years old."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm just amazed that he admits how stupid he is.", "context": ["When people poke fun at me for going to Community College because they think I'm too stupid to get into anywhere else", "I'm just amazed that someone finally used this meme correctly."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm a liberal Democrat, but you can't group together an entire political party like that.", "context": ["Southern Poverty Law Center to list White Lives Matter movement as a hate group", "They should add the republican party to that list while they're at it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Age just gives us the experience to hide it better!", "context": ["as a 27 y/o who does not have her life together in any way I pulled off a pretty confident Wonder Woman", "I'll let you in on a little secret; *nobody has their life together*, we are all confused and lost in some way."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The FBI removed it, the Parks Department helped.", "context": ["MASSIVE, ILLICIT BUST OF EDWARD SNOWDEN STUCK TO A WAR MONUMENT IN BROOKLYN", "UPDATE: Parks Department put a tarp over the bust and removed it this afternoon(Apr 6)"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm sure it will remain \"Fair and Balanced\".", "context": ["Report: Murdochs have decided to remove Roger Ailes", "What does this mean for Fox's editorial slant though?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Except for the part where investment banking and consulting are actually important roles that do help to create new value.", "context": ["\"The best minds of my generation...\" Jeff Hammerbacher", "Sounds a lot like PayPal co-founder Peter Thiel's lament that the best and the brightest college students are ending up in investment banking and consulting instead of creating new value."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Techdirt has been pretty sound for about 15 years", "context": ["UK Confuses Gullible Reporter Into Believing It Changed Its Position On Encryption", "Can we start linking to reputable news sources rather than the gutter press?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't even know how you can take this serious", "context": ["Idea for a new dye from Clue Scrolls", "I don't think we need anymore dyes."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "but why didn't Mike work at the FNAF 2 resturaunt?", "context": ["If Michael is Mike Schmidt, then who are Jeremy Fitzgerald and Fritz Smith?", "my guess is jeremy fitzgerald is a night guard called \"jeremy fitzgerald\" and the other one is a night guard called \"fritz smith\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "did BLM ever say they were pro free speech?", "context": ["Black Lives Matter Co-Founder - \"And trust and believe that any opportunity we have to shut down a Republican convention, we will.\"", "Wait, doesn't freedom of speech mean you're allowed to say anything as long as I agree with it?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "compared to the competition, I'd still choose Obama 9 times out of 10.", "context": ["As expected, President Obama has just signed the bill, enacting both the $1.1 trillion budget and CISA.", "There's all that hope and change Reddit wanted so badly"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's also hard barrier all the way down, which will only add to carnage.", "context": ["Noticed how high up the track is in the trailer.", "Terribly unrealistic scenario, nobody is ramming anybody else off in the middle of a straight run."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "this guys plants and eats too much \"exploding\" potatoes and lost their minds while doing it.", "context": ["CPP dismisses Abu Sayyaf presence in Bohol as US, AFP yarn - GMANews", "What do you call the picture of the slain commander with an isis flag then?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Nah, as long as SPLC don't label them as ~~right wing~~extremists it's ok.", "context": ["'Black Power group' claims to be behind police killings and warns more to come", "Looks like BLM needs to be placed on a terrorist watch list."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Cant wait for all of the 'walks against police brutality'", "context": ["Officer Fatally Shoots Armed 14-year-old in Bronx", "I'm sure the community is going to be outraged that an innocent young man was killed by evil pigs."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "2016 might be a little late for that.", "context": ["NASCAR looking at track-specific aero packages for 2016 - Aero changes possible *this* year too.", "I don't care what they do, as long as they suit the cars to Jeff's driving style lol."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yes reminds me of the time whenever anyone would go against clinton and DWS called up their boss to get them fired", "context": ["Trump transition team asks CNN to retract story about Tom Price", "The fascism playbook is being used I see."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Sounds like it's time to walk the left hand path.", "context": ["Caught me off guard this morning reddit.", "Just sayin....the church of satan hasnt started any wars costing hundred thousands of lives"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We could power it (and half of London) with his spin, because god knows today's surveillance state would never let him stop.", "context": ["George Orwell must be rolling in his grave about this", "Maybe we should put a camera in his grave and find out"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "4chans /pol/ board likes her a lot for that reason", "context": ["TIL that Tila Tequila is a Nazi sympathizer", "She also is a fanatical believer in the illuminati new world order thing."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Knowing RWB's attention to detail, and seeing that many of his builds (including his personal car) are regularly tracked, I'm sure it's been accounted for.", "context": ["Sunday arvo with Nakai San - RWB Build Brisbane", "How bad is the scrub radius and all the suspension geometry now?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, you would tend to think so, wouldn't you?", "context": ["Trumponomics Gets The Thumbs Down From Nobel-Winning Economists", "When minds of a widely known calibur make a clear position you know it should be taken seriously."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "guns n ganja legal... Where I put my signature ?", "context": ["Germany's finance minister joked about the US trading Puerto Rico for Greece", "I, for one, welcome our new Yankee overlords."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I realize everyday in this subreddit how lucky I am to have a family of atheists.", "context": ["Kid tells his Catholic parents he's an atheist.", "I just realized how incredibly lucky I am to have rational parents."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Its forbidden to drink in some religions plus its also works with womens votes", "context": ["Jayalalithaa Orders Free Power & Closure of 500 Liquor Outlets", "why is every one on back of liquor prohibition wtf"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Always love how reddit (especially this sub) jumps from \"this person maybe did something bad\" immediately to \"THEY ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH\"", "context": ["how does pterodactyl have pistol, kevlar and smoke on pistol round?", "Perfect now we can all acknowledge how much of a brain dead idiot pterodactyl is"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You THOUGHT the backhand missed, but movement of the arm was SO FIERCE that it created a hurricane behind it, blew all over James Elsworth, and gave him pneumonia and KILLED HIM.", "context": ["(SD Spoilers) Finish to WWE Title match", "Looks like AJ missed on the spinning backhand?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Thank you for actually pointing out some truth, though there are a few other emails that look pretty bad as far as Perez's biases.", "context": ["Wikileaks: New #DNCChair Tom Perez: 18 Podesta Emails show him working for Hillary Clinton against Bernie Sanders", "Actually, only 1 email chain is him working \"against Sanders\", that is the one where he is saying Clinton should frame Sanders supporters as \"white\" to drive away minority support from him."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "To be fair, it's not like there are many places in the rest of the world where rape victims get treated wonderfully.", "context": ["(Re: False Rape Accusations) \"It is better to let 1,000 guilty men go free than to let one innocent man be imprisoned.\"", "How about you Americans just fix your shitty justice system and jail system?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Generally, 3 to 5 years is a long-term contract extension.", "context": ["SHR Signs Long Term Contract Extension with Harvick", "Actual question: how long is \"long term\"?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I am a hoarder, I admit it ):", "context": ["All these devilmons but aint no one to spend them on", "The real question is why you have 94 monsters stored and 2 6 stars?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm like 75% sure they get $$$ if you download their app on your phone.", "context": ["The \"failing\" New York Times has GAINED 40,000 subscribers since the Election.", "If I hadn't been laid off 3 weeks ago, I'd subscribe."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "yeah, but it's not about who did it the quickest it's the *fastest player* to do it, and I'm pretty sure Ronaldo would win in a race", "context": ["Cristiano Ronaldo becomes the fastest player in Europe to score 350 goals with a club.", "Jose Bican scored 395 goals in 217 games for Slavia Prague."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well, as riffraff, free public transport would greatly ease my finding a job, thank you monseigneur...", "context": ["France: Paris makes all public transport free in bid to cut spiralling pollution", "Free public transit seems great, until you see all the riffraff it attracts, it's like homeless shelters on wheels."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They should totally make a movie with this premise!", "context": ["I want to decide to be better by having lots of new experiences - how do I do this cheaply?", "Say yes to every new opportunity that comes your way as long as it's not against whatever moral code you may have"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Who's got the power to go after them?", "context": ["Exxon Knew about Climate Change Almost 40 Years Ago - A new investigation shows the oil company understood the science before it became a public issue and spent millions to promote misinformation.", "What I don't understand is with all of the revelations ranging from climate change, medical experimentation, corporate theft and all while individuals and corporations are proven to have knowledge of this why are they not prosecuted for crimes against humanity and stripped of all material possessions and rights?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"B-b-b-but think of the human dignity of these women!\"", "context": ["French police make woman remove clothing on Nice beach following burkini ban", "Of course, this is France, where all women must wear revealing clothes, what are the men to stare at otherwise?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "For real, it's probably the most consistently good MacFarlane show.", "context": ["FWD: Obummer told me to get a gun", "Using my favorite show for your undank meme ;..( Although jokes on them because Stan's character is made to mock conservatives."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If it was before 1950, then would it not qualify as \"early\" 1900s?", "context": ["A medley from the early 1900s to now, performed in a car", "TIL 1941 is considered the early 1900s."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yes, and the daddy boy who bankrupted his company several times and \"lent\" millions from his father Is such a great buisness man -_-", "context": ["Would it be legal for TC to make a Bernie sanders skin?", "If I wanted to go to war with a person who has a poor understanding of economics I'd go on FB not GoW"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Is it okay to call pro-choice people, pro-death then?", "context": ["I got cut off by a car covered in anti-abortion bumper stickers careening in and out of traffic.", "That's because they're not pro-life, they're anti-choice."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You and the vast majority of the world.", "context": ["My sister on having to enter the real world after college", "I'd love to visit France one day, but thanks to capitalism I'll never afford it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Being arbitrarily classified as not dangerous isn't going to make your mom more understanding about your hobby of getting high and watching bojack horseman sorry", "context": ["TIL a study by the British government to compare the the physical harm, addictive potential and social costs of different drugs concluded that heroin and cocaine were the most dangerous, with alcohol being 5th, cannabis 11th, and LSD and ecstasy 14th and 18th respectively.", "Isn't it strange how more dangerous ones are consumed all the time, are perfectly legally and few people think they're horrible, disgusting drugs, when relatively harmless ones are illegal and seen as dirty and frowned upon by society?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Maybe because Israel didn't sign the NPT , unlike Iran, therefore Israel is not bound to the terms?", "context": ["Israel's Netanyahu tells Obama that Iran can't be allowed to reach nuclear arms 'threshold'", "Meanwhile Israel refuses to be held to the same standards it wants from Iran."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because the Diaz brothers be KILLIN him RIP in peace", "context": ["Pretty awesome documentary of a guy going from regular joe soap to fighter in 12 weeks based in SBG with McGregor's coach Eoin Roddy", "Well if this guy did it in 12 weeks then what's taking Punk so damn long?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If there was ever a time Litchfield, NH needed a Patton Oswalt filibuster, it was at this meeting.", "context": ["Mosquito Control District Meeting - Sept 17, 2015", "This is the worst episode of Parks and Rec ever."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Except that its better to be a minimum wage slave than to try to get a real job, even if you had the opportunity if you need a lot of medical help, like me.", "context": ["Mortality rate of poor children in the US is in decline", "It's almost like expanded health care has had a positive impact on public health."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This is where you wish you could get into reddit's database and do a cross-sample of users who argued it's freedom of speech to protest at soldier's funerals but are now arguing that it's a lack of respect to trash Thatcher.", "context": ["Margaret Thatcher: Respect for the dead is an outdated and foolish principle - Let us say what we think, and be frank about it: death does not confer privilege", "This is where you wish you could get into reddit's database and do a cross-sample of users who derided WBC for protesting soldier's funerals but are now arguing that it's okay to trash Thatcher."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I wonder if straight white cis males will just start referring to themselves as \"normal normal normal normals\".", "context": ["Too-lazy-for-thinking Redditors acting stupid about the word 'cisgender' again.", "Still waiting for these people to get outraged about the world \"heterosexual\"."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well he should have just spent time in prison and accepting it, at least it wouldn't have PREVENTED WOMEN FROM COMING FORWARD he's an asshole rape apologist, 15 years old or not, he's corrupted by the patriarchy", "context": ["TIL A 15 year old boy was locked up for a year on false rape charges, and the girl received no punishment when she admitted lying a year later.", "And not a single feminist was outraged."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think it's also pretty fair to say Gabe and Jen worked on Vista too.", "context": ["A change in leadership for the Windows Insider Program", "Oh god, they're letting someone who worked on Vista loose on Windows 10."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And why does the Edina police department tweet from Waconia?", "context": ["Edina Police introduce barricades to slow traffic using alternate routes due to hw169 closure.", "What does this have to do with Minneapolis?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not a Trump supporter, but I imagine they will say that it's not corrupt; the Democrats are being crybabies and are trying to undermine Trump's administration, so this is the only way to get around it", "context": ["Senate Committee Approves Trump Treasury, Health Nominees Without Dems Present After GOP Changes Panel's Rules", "Any Trump supporter want to explain to me how this isn't corrupt?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because vote splitting is real, especially between the NDP and Liberals this election.", "context": ["NDP mail out suggests voters be strategic in Elmwood-Transcona A new NDP mail out reads, \"In Elmwood-Transcona: only Daniel Blaikie can defeat Stephen Harper's candidate.\"", "Why don't you try voting for the candidate that actually best represents your views?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Totally disagree, that's just a fun way to put it.", "context": ["When a girl explains how she wants something done during sexy time", "A good starter tip would be to not refer to sex as \"sexy time\" if you are older than 12."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The two abstains need to be named and shamed", "context": ["The Senate just voted to undo landmark rules covering your Internet privacy", "The vote came down along party lines: For: 50 Republicans, Against: 48 Democrats and Independents, Abstain: 2 Republicans"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, explain this to your anti-NAFTA base, Donald.", "context": ["How Donald Trump's Company Violated The United States Embargo Against Cuba", "He complains so much about free trade, but with this he ignored the regulation."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If only we had more people like that.", "context": ["Marriage equality is great, but we have such a long road to travel still.", "There's always someone who cant stand being content with anything for even a second."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It also states that the machines switched Obama for Romney.......looks like the tag line takes the cake though.", "context": ["Machine turns vote for Obama into one for Romney", "Good the mainstream media is picking up on this quickly."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well he contained it in the country of Syria", "context": ["'Even Hitler didn't sink to using chemical weapons', says Spicer of Syria attack", "\"What I mean was Hitler was nice enough to use 'chambers' when he gassed, to spare the environment\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Just don't let it happen two more times", "context": ["Bill Proposes Sentencing Women To Five Years In Prison If They Wear Yoga Pants In Public Three Times", "Oops I'm wearing yoga pants right now"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Seriously, I think they just took a V10 straight out of an F1 car and put it straight into that Mercedes with zero modification", "context": ["Mika Hakkinen's incredible pole lap at a very wet Spa during the 2005 DTM season", "God that sounded like an F1 sedan"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Oh.. now because it's in the DNC's HQ it's real?", "context": ["The Democratic National Committee has told the FBI it found evidence its HQ was bugged", "OK, *now* we're getting into some Watergate level shit."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No proof he's sold his stake in DAPL either.", "context": ["Leaked Trump tape: 'You are the special people'", "He hasn't divested himself from his business."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "More like \"I full right now, let's play with the food a little\".", "context": ["A calf was released so tourists can witness a lion kill, but the result was unexpected.", "I could just imagine the lion saying to himself \" I ain't going to kill no fucking kids....what the hell is wrong with you people!\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Don't want anything that could be a shank.", "context": ["Joe Biden offering some support to his successor", "Why are they drinking their coffee out of disposable cups?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The other dude looks like Garth Ennis, the writer and Co-creator of the Preacher comics.", "context": ["Not the best lighting, but this completely made my weekend!", "Are you the cosplayer or the other dude, is he someone tied to the show or comics?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If Saudi Arabia/Qatar funding ISIS is news then I wonder what rock you've been living under.", "context": ["Hillary Clinton email leak: 'Saudi Arabia and Qatar give Isis clandestine financial and logistic support'", "The Saudi funding isis is not world news then what is?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "These guys were high on all sorts of drugs, including mixing gun powder with cocaine.", "context": ["Liberia-Battle For The Capital (combat starts at 1:40)", "Looks more like tribal dancing than actual combat, what the fuck are they doing, trying to dodge bullets?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\" see, i told you we needed to move more money from education to defense.\"", "context": ["Donald Trump loosens sanctions preventing Russia intelligence agencies from cyberspying", "Russian tanks in American streets wouldn't wake the GOP."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yes that's what this subreddit is for but spreading the community across different platforms will only make things bigger", "context": ["Let's make CS great again steam group", "Isn't this what this subreddit is for?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The whole thing smells like a misinformation campaign.", "context": ["A new TV show called Startup has an eerie similarity to Bitcoin.", "This is just going to confuse people further, making Bitcoin seem more like a company."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Even more impressive when you consider the chapel was built in 969.", "context": ["The 479th largest French city: Le Puy-en-Velay", "Unbelievable how they could build buildings on such steep mountains."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Anyone else see the irony of a Niners fan calling someone out for their appearance?", "context": ["I think this should be shared (from the comments section on ESPN.COM)", "I think Niner and Seahawk fans can agree that we shouldn't be taking advice from a guy wearing a fedora."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Have you ever considered that you might be an NPC?", "context": ["Status moves NEVER work when you try and use them (OC)", "it's the opposite for me whenever my pokemon are paralyzed they always attack and my enemy is always screwed"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Unfortunately, they've done a better job at it than Bud Selig's office.", "context": ["Barry Bonds gets one month house arrest for obstruction", "This is one of the reasons why baseball should not be regulated by congress."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "to sell drugs to anti national addicts studying in ftii", "context": ["To go home, FTII Russian student told to oppose strike", "Why do we have foreigners in FTII at first place?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think going to jail for insulting someone is bullshit in general.", "context": ["Turkish politician jailed for almost three years after 'insulting president Erdogan on Twitter'", "Any country where you can go to jail on charges of insulting the head of state should be classified as oppressive."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What some people do is they read chat when it's not the action phase", "context": ["When Rainbow Six is No.6 on Twitch :0", "Siege isn't really a streaming game because you cant really talk to chat, if you are playing properly all your attention should be on the game"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Can you site a source that said something different?", "context": ["Tillerson on Syria: Military Posture Towards Assad Has Not Changed; Trump Not Seeking Regime Change", "Wtf they just said the opposite 24 hours ago"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think that's a given but 300$ is insane.", "context": ["Apple's $300 book contains 450 photos of Apple products", "I don't think any apple people would buy this, it seems more like a book for art students, people who appreciate product design, or people looking for inspiration when designing/engineering concepts, maybe even marketing."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "These extra large scissors are getting out of hand", "context": ["So I ordered a rug from IKEA.", "I like how your \"rug\" is only slightly larger than you scissors"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Do you know about a good article about the Tories' boundary plans?", "context": ["As disaffected Labour and Tory rebels form a devil's pact on AV, which Conservative MP's would be \"toast\" under the system?", "Nah, they're fixing the boundaries to offset that."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "She doesn't see these people as humans, she sees them as wage costs.", "context": ["Gina Rinehart: World's richest woman calls for Australian workers to be paid $2 a day", "What in the actual fuck She thinks its possible to live on a McD burger a day homeless?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's not the throwing him, it's the recovery from nearly ruining one of the match's biggest spots.", "context": ["Prime example of Cesaro's strength and one of his best European Uppercuts, ever, to Sami Zayn", "Throwing a scrawny toothpick fucker like zami sayn around isnt impressive at all."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't think they know what it means, bless their cottons.", "context": ["'have fun rotting in this world in the drains...'", "What's with guys and calling themselves mindfucks?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "How to tell if a redditor is from a nearly 100% white area.", "context": ["I don't care how politically incorrect this sounds: If you do this, you should die.", "This is why I cross to the other side of the street."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Or maybe there IS a god, and this action only feeds it.", "context": ["Australian child molester Peter Scully faces death penalty in Philippines - Scully \"filmed his torture and rape of young girls as he made them dig their own graves\" and \"laughed, joked and acted nonchalant about his alleged crimes\"", "Fuck, this is how I 100% know there's no god."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Evidently you can get totally hammered and trip while stepping off a curb and cash out as long as you lawyer up.", "context": ["$2.25 Million Settlement Expected For Woman Injured During Early-Morning Fall From Palace Of Fine Arts Structure : SFist", "so if i trip and fall when I'm walking down the sidewalk I can sue the city for a million bucks?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's SEGA Sammy (SEGA's holding company), but yes please.", "context": ["Sega will release high-quality PC ports in the coming months and years", "Shin Megami Tensei and Persona, sega pls."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Say, a rigid spine and arms, and a spring that pushes the arms up and forward (so when the strings aren't pulled, the arms are put together in front of the face); and Evil Capitalist actually pulls the arms back as needed.", "context": ["\"Now he understands the game\", socialist cartoon", "the physics of those puppet strings are completely beyond me"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Where that one guy who thinks that if you don't think this is funny you should be downvoted", "context": ["When you have max level EB, RG and Furnace as a lvl 10", "Where's that one guy who says \"how is this funny\"?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They don't likely change the water often, so the first \"wash\" would not be very clean, but the last wash is likely to be very clean water.", "context": ["TIL that The Golden Temple in India feeds a vegetarian meal to over 100,000 people a day regardless of race, religion and class.", "They wash every dish 5 separate times!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There was some tweeting back and forth a while ago and apparently they have been able to move on", "context": ["Thorin on Twitter: \"I've collaborated with ESL's production team on some special content that I think will make this the most memorable major so far.\"", "Have I missed something and someone can explain why Thorin is working with ESL this time?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That actually sounds plausible, especially since Access Hollywood is an NBC property.", "context": ["It's True: WikiLeaks dumped Podesta emails hour after Trump video surfaced", "Or maybe the Trump video was thrown out as a distraction ahead of the leak, knowing it was coming?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "People who think like this have to go.", "context": ["Why Ireland became the only country in the democratic world to have a constitutional ban on abortion", "Religion; in any shape or form is harmful to humanity - it has to go."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "She probably learnt how to juggle while in the garlean prison.", "context": ["I've been stuck on the main scenario quest for months.", "I remember rushing the quests like mad to find out if Tataru was still alive or not, I would have flipped a shit if she wasn't."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "People shouldn't be afraid of dying, they should be afraid of not living.", "context": ["My coworker (a clinical psychiatrist) said that my motorcycling shows that I have no understanding of risk and do not associate actions with consequences and that I lack a basic comprehension of mortality.", "Some people are so scared of dying that I really don't think they ever truly live."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I wonder if urban ducks taste like wild ducks.", "context": ["East Auckland migrants reminded about surfcasting damage in bylaw field trip", "I doubt the park ducks are being taken for \"pets\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Which is unfortunate as it's really the only country that still questions it.", "context": ["Pope Francis declares evolution and Big Bang theory are right and God isn't 'a magician with a magic wand'", "I'm pretty sure they'll ignore this in the US."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You actually think that they'd do that to a respected character like her?", "context": ["Clean image of Zelda from the gameinformer website", "I really appreciate it, that Nintendo doesn't follow the trend and put Zelda in high heels and bikini"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "she says michele has a good chance to win.", "context": ["RHAP - Kaoh Rong Episode 12 Recap with Parvati Shallow", "Didn't even cross her mind about Michele winning."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "...but there already was a minority as a president for quite a while without those tensions?", "context": ["ELI5: why have racial tensions skyrocketed under the obama administration?", "Because closeted racists and insecure/fearful white people had to contend with the reality of having a minority as president which made them feel threatened."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Anyone who fails to see good in console games is retarded on so many levels.", "context": ["The Good, The Bad and the Ugly of Video Games", "Anything that associates consoles games with \"good\" is wrong on so many levels!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "....almost as if they thought he *deserved* it for something he did before the video starts, eh?", "context": ["Guy getting attacked by girl punches back", "I love how she's throwing punches left and right and he swings once and they all are like \"OMG WTF WHY\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Just some plot device to give the player powers i think", "context": ["Shadow of War Official Trailer Reveal (Shadow of Mordor Sequel)", "What was that ring they were creating supposed to be?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That could be true and still mean they need to adjust ranks, they aren't mutually exclusive", "context": ["Valve dev confirms that they have changed the ranks", "okay so where are all those guys that said \"EVERYONE JUST GOT BETTER EVERYTHING IS FINE WITH RANKS\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Just like we always say \"hurr America should have fixed gun control already\" Europe isn't one big Nation, it's made up of individual countries which makes it rather hard to unify on one plan (like impossibly hard) same with America's states.", "context": ["One million refugees will try to enter Europe in 2016, UN predicts", "Europe should have came up with a plan by now."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "A coal powered electric car is still far cleaner and more efficient than an ICE car.", "context": ["Beijing provides a $19,000 USD subsidy to buy an electric car", "What do you think makes the electricity to power the car?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"someone is of a different opinion than me, they must be stupid cus I'm very smart\" Who's really the dummy here?", "context": ["Dana White can't understand why fans don't embrace Daniel Cormier", "Most casual MMA fans aren't the sharpest tools in the shed."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As an American and an avid tennis watcher, I feel like I was born in the wrong era.", "context": ["18 year old Agassi on the Johnny Carson Show", "I remember watching this live when it aired."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not to mention firewood and books sitting on the hearth.", "context": ["It was her favorite Christmas present for all of ten seconds", "Every time I see this I think \"this asshole has children and a fireplace with no grate in a carpeted room\"."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Gonna be needing LifeAlert for that sick burn!", "context": ["My father-in-law is a never-ending supply of forwards", "So no more subsudies for Wall Street?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No one knew how many states are in the US - Trump, probably", "context": ["Sessions 'amazed' judge 'sitting on an island in the Pacific' can stop Trump travel order", "To be fair, Trump's not even sure Hawaii is a state."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Almost guaranteed that it is running an 821 so look at the 820 GB4 scores and add 10%", "context": ["A few comments from a friend in possession of a Pixel", "Can you get him to run Geekbench and give some scores?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Wow I'm so sorry you have to go through that, must be really terrible.", "context": ["TIL during World War II, President Dwight D. Einsenhower predicted that people would try to deny the holocaust ever happened, and therefore ordered people to take as much photographs of the Nazi crimes as possible in order to avoid such attempts.", "The holocaust was an awful awful thing, but I am getting rather sick of hearing about it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Haha these next four years are going to take its toll on you.", "context": ["Donald Trump's driving licence says he is shorter than the President-elect claims", "To lie about something so petty says a lot about Trump's character."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Relevant science trivia: -40 Celsius = -40 Fahrenheit", "context": ["-40 Celsius weather with boiling water shot out of a water gun", "If it's -40 in South Porcupine, I can't imagine how cold it must be in North Porcupine."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not even two Titan X cards could handle this", "context": ["I coded a Leaves Block Model, can you feel the FPS disappear?", "Run through a jungle and tell how long it takes you to crash :)"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"We shouldn't try to fix small problems because there are people dealing with bigger problems somewhere else\"", "context": ["Women in Iran protesting the forced hijab after the 1979 Islamic revolution", "These are the faces of real feminism, not a bunch of upper middle class white girls complaining about \"man spreading\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Damn how will we keep star bucks open without all the art majors and gender studies.", "context": ["Theresa May to force foreign college students to leave the UK when their course ends", "Please take your training overseas to foreign, competitor companies."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If any place needs to get bombed it's not planned parenthood or abortion clinics - it's these torture houses.", "context": ["Video of Boy Shocked 31 Times For Not Removing Coat Finally Released", "If this were my family member, there would be a few unmarked graves and a few less staff at the school."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you want colour I can link you it?", "context": ["Our DCEU actors and their comic counterparts (Extended Cut)", "I loved it but why not a color photo?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's cool...Facebook's motto is \"Do no evil\" ... Actually, maybe that was some other company.", "context": ["Facebook finally caught buying out developers for Oculus Exclusivity, despite claims to the contrary", "I can't believe I was ever optimistic that Facebook wouldn't shit all over Oculus with their shitty business practices when they bought the company."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think blacks have the highest homicide rate, but whites have the highest general crime rate overall.", "context": ["Shock Report: Blacks Commit 11 Times More Homicides than Whites in America", "I thought this was already moderately well known."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He's known to get inspiration from pool and 8-ball.", "context": ["All 31 Goals Scored by Ronaldo and Suarez This Season", "Ronaldo has quite a few deflected goals"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because they cried for months that this is a pro-assad subreddit, until normal common sense people left this sub.", "context": ["(NSFW) Reports of a massacre carried out by SAA/NDF against civilians in #Idlib before fleeing - 15 confirmed so far", "How this subreddit turned into a pro-terrorist propaganda mouthpiece in the last 4-5 weeks is really astonishing."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "How do you know that they aren't putting whatever you're taking about in the free update?", "context": ["The Division Interview: \"We're not holding anything back.\"", "Must be a reverse meaning thing, because they appear to be holding everything back for DLC's."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I thought it was rumored to be superLCD", "context": ["HTC 10 spotted on GFXBench: SD 820, 5.1 inch Quad HD, 4 GB RAM, 12|5 MP camera", "Hoping that the screen is Amoled and that waterproofing is included."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No, it's because then all the ~~niggers~~ urbans would invade his college", "context": ["\"I, as a young person in college, absolutely do not want free college.\"", "Stockholm syndrome is a real problem in the US..."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I flinched at my laptop at 2 and a half!", "context": ["Now, this is a well trained dog", "He flinched at 2 and a half !"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But wouldn't it be nicer to take that $5K and make 3%+ in an investment of some sort?", "context": ["How to fight back against rising bank fees on chequing accounts", "Generally, if you keep 5k In your chequeing account there will be no fees for anything."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I mean this is exactly what the Bernie Bros said about the primary.", "context": ["WMUR poll: Clinton widens lead to 15 percentage points over Trump in Granite State", "The voters are rigging the system by supporting Hillary Clinton!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I was just thinking the shape of it reminded me of the Ice Staff", "context": ["Is the spinning artifact in the trailer an Original Staff?", "Why on hell would that giant thing be a staff?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Two helicopters were on standby above 3 puddles for most of the winter.", "context": ["South East to receive five times more funding than the North per head for flood defences", "Has the south east had any floods in the last 10 years?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It is actually irking me that the hooks were weak on this project.", "context": ["J. Cole - 4 Your Eyez Only", "Only if J. Cole had good hooks songs would be so much better"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't know what happened exactly, but crossing international borders is illegal.", "context": ["Lanka navy arrests 29 TN fishermen, Jaya seeks decisive action from Modi", "They arrest our fishermen and we serve them Kakra and Fafda."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "A shirt that most likely was made in China.", "context": ["TIL according to the US Flag Code \"The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery\", and \"No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform\"", "Yup, I point this out to people who go off on misuse or disrespsect of the flag, while wearing one as a shirt."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "to be fair they were created in the Ultimate univere so post Secret Wars 616 might have brought them over from 1610", "context": ["Secret Empire #1 - Cover by Mark Brooks", "I didn't realize the Chitauri were part of 616 canon now (or whatever the main Marvel Universe is called post Secret Wars)."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Nah grilld is overpriced garbage, there's much better burger joints that aren't propped up by hospitality/cookery cert slaves", "context": ["All ye shall come to me for the healing of burgers", "Well at least grill'd makes good food"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The Cowboys will probably take him off your hands", "context": ["Rockies SS Jose Reyes arrested after allegedly beating his wife", "Fuck now no one's gonna wanna trade us and we're stuck with him"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Fairly confident he can comment on the situation in Greece and push his reforms at the same time.", "context": ["Cameron told EU leader Greek exit from euro may be best option", "Cameron should focos on his reforms for EU, still waiting to read his proposals to make us more efficient."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Wonder why we keep hearing that Hollywood is about to go bankrupt because of all the downloading?", "context": ["'Jurassic World' just had the biggest Friday in box office history", "That is one big pile of cash."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "WTF I hate good relations with Russia now", "context": ["CNN anchor: 'Zero chance' journalists will 'move on' from Flynn scandal", "What did the president know, and when did he know it?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "they should do the nexus 4^2 and so on.", "context": ["Nexus 7 Successor Will Ditch Nvidia, Opt for Qualcomm Instead, Says Report", "I think the more pressing issue here is what they're going to call the nexus 4/7/10 successors"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Weird, I would have thought he was Irish or something", "context": ["Man dead of gunshots in Market, more fired in Blackburn Hamlet", "From the Citizen: The victim was Omar Rashid-Ghader, 33, a former member of the Ledbury-Banff Crips and an aspiring rapper."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "His exhumed body didn't show any signs of polonium-210 after significant examination by Russians.", "context": ["Swiss scientists say Yasser Arafat's belongings have traces of polonium-210, supporting possibility that Palestinian leader was poisoned with radioactive substance - Lancet paper", "Gee who would do something like that?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "A lil dmt, a couple qualudes, I can't promise anything.", "context": ["The best reason to not do drugs", "there are no amount of drugs that turn me into a trump supporter"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, holy shit, I knew Reddit was bad, but this is some next level badness here.", "context": ["The Swedish government announced that it plans to remove all mentions of race from Swedish legislation, saying that race is a social construct which should not be encouraged in law.", "Abandon all hope, ye who enter this thread."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If that cop had any kind of temper that would have gone south QUICKLY.", "context": ["Long Beach officer walks away after being told what's up.", "I can't even imagine talking to a cop like that and living to see the next day."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "All the europeans are becoming nazi again, obviously.", "context": ["Police officers armed with machine guns have been stationed outside Jewish buildings in Sweden for \"The worst time for Jews since the Holocaust\"", "Why are people hating on Jews again?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Runescape (OSRS at least now that RS3 has the new client) can only max at like 52 FPS I think it was because the way the engine works.", "context": ["RS3 now runs 60FPS on my potato but 2007 runs at 20FPS is there any chance we'll be able to get an optimized game of our own?", "i get like 600-700 fps on league yet 35-40 here lol gf"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not really but Turkey has a hand in Uighur extremism in Western China, who identifies themselves as Turkish.", "context": ["China and Turkey vow greater anti-terrorism cooperation: Turkey will not allow its soil to be used for activities that damage China's security, the two countries' foreign ministers agreed", "Woah but isn't Turkey funding ISIS to some extend, how does this work?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "anybody else down for a good ol' fashioned violent revolution?", "context": ["Nike becomes suspected player in alleged $150 million FIFA bribery scandal", "Corporations are corrupt, government is corrupt even this fking website is corrupt"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Wait... Now I am confused, did I miss something?", "context": ["Girl with Down Syndrome loses weight to become model.", "at least it's more confusing than literally a blowjob"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because Reddit up votes don't determine who gets to be president.", "context": ["Senator Bernie Sanders printed out a gigantic Trump tweet and brought it to congress", "So why isn't this guy going to be President again?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Except it's not an f7u12 comic and should've gotten deleted.", "context": ["I'm a little slow in the morning", "Nice, very puristic, stands out from most of these \"story of my life\" type of comics featuring 40 lines of text."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think it was from one of those channels that does phone destructions.", "context": ["TIL that the brake pads of a Porsche 911 were replaced with iPhone 5S and 4S handsets and the car's right wheel caught fire when the brake was applied at 20mph.", "And why the fuck would you do that in the first place...."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I know this isn't an entirely serious post - but I think you are pushing it just a little with this one.", "context": ["What are the football headlines you hope to read in 2016", "\"Manchester United scored a goal, had an exciting game\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I watched the video 3 times and didn't notice she was Asian, so this whole drama is news to me.", "context": ["Why did people assume an Asian woman was the nanny?", "The kids were clearly Asian so I immediately assumed it was his wife."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Is Chicago just never going to invest in the team?", "context": ["(Spanish) Miguel Herrera signs a two year contract with Xolos of Tijuana", "Yesterdays he told to FoxDeportes that the Chicago offer wasnt what he espected."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But he would probably shoot border hoppers to kill so idk dog", "context": ["East German soldier passing a flower through the Berlin Wall in 1989", "There were (and are) good people everywhere"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Probably shouldn't be making comments about justice for sexual predators when you just voted one into office.", "context": ["Serial rapist who may have attacked 1,000 women to be deported from Canada", "If someone is attacking hundreds of women, maybe a bullet is the best option."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It is yet to be confirmed (if it ever will be) that this was in fact a natural disaster.", "context": ["Unreal photo of Christchurch's Port Hill fires show the true extent of the ongoing devastation.", "Can somebody eli5 why Christchurch keeps getting fucked by natural disasters for me?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No it can be blamed on 17.4m emotional votes of patriotism and 'love of country'.", "context": ["Brexit bill set to pass without amendment as Tory rebels back off", "Guess the shit sandwich we eat can be blame all on the tories then."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I thought she was doing some sort of Ebony BDSM and the sign was just another kink, not being human.", "context": ["This couple was preaching on my campus today", "But why is she in her bra and underwear"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And a huge amount of backstabbing and betrayals.", "context": ["GameSpot: Hideo Kojima Wants New Game to Expand Into Anime, Kojima: \"I want to make something that will have a big enough impact to become a series\"", "It will either have Mechas or Horror or both."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Avoiding organized religion and the inevitable minority of zealots that will twist any religious worldview into an excuse for violence?", "context": ["American Muslims raise more than $100,000 for families of San Bernardino shooting victims", "To all the commenters shitting on these people for donating money, what are you doing to help?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What happened to people driving without glancing down at a screen every five seconds?", "context": ["Radar cops are really pushing the limits of this school zone", "What happened to teaching kids to look both ways before crossing the road"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "but not the trucks blocking the right two lanes of traffic, driving 50mph?", "context": ["2016 road deaths in Michigan break 1,000 mark for 1st time since 2007", "I place the blame squarely on the assholes that block the passing lane causing congestion and unsafe driving conditions."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "By this logic, tall girls should have bigger kidneys.", "context": ["\"Tall girls have bigger vaginas, so if you have an average penis, are tall girls out of your league?\"", "By this logic, tall guys should have bigger penises"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You have no right to question her, all other scumbag politicians have done the same as her and nobody questioned them.", "context": ["Clinton once again using her cynical laugh when confronted about taking money from lobbyists representing the fracking industry", "Man, regardless of who you support, you have to admit that she comes off as so dismissive of people seeking answers from her."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We had gay marriage legalized in 2005 and it took you guys ten years, so maybe eventually but not for at least two years.", "context": ["Justin Trudeau has officially ordered Canada's Justice Minister to start the weed legalization process", "The US will never be able to keep a lid on it federally after this (not that they did a good job to begin with)."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Finally, up/down a or CrappyDesign across posting that is not simply carping about two lines of text that can be read ambiguously (eg,", "context": ["USB plugs that require \"personal space\" - blocking neighboring ports from use.", "FINALLY, a CrappyDesign posting that is *not* simply carping about two lines of text that can be read ambiguously (eg, up/down or across)."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "as someone who has followed the game industry for years, this may be the most annoying trend out there.", "context": ["Richard Branson: In Four Months I'm Unveiling A Plan To Get People Into Space 'Very Cheaply'", "This is the announcement for the announcement."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What kind of legal trouble will they get into?", "context": ["Whats the point of the ddos'ers ?", "To make some noise I guess, it'll be funny when the police catch up with them, I wonder if they'll think it was worth it then?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Probably means you wouldn't have the kid in the first place, therefore it's a moot point.", "context": ["OP's brother is depressingly unconcerned that his dog has bitten his 9-month-old", "Tbh, I'd take the dog over the kid."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I really don't get why people have been complaining about BMing due to your stats, its just a bonus reason to get these twats reported, let Hi Rez deal with those losers.", "context": ["With s3 will we be able to see our elo And if not wtf why cant we see our elo", "Because \"someone would be able to bm us,also we would feel sad and bad if our ELO was low.\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Wolf Link gives you Wolf Link in the game to run around with you.", "context": ["Check out what the new BoTW series amiibo can do in the upcoming game", "Does this mean Wolf Link doesn't do anything?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because people talk up a storm about the importance of wearing a helmet, but few people realize you need a lot more gear", "context": ["On behalf of all of us on the transplant list: Thank you", "Why bother with the helmet at this point?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I thought equality meant we treat everyone the same, even if they are a spider monkey from Mars.", "context": ["Perianne Boring of Digital Chamber of Commerce threatening lawsuit over her disasterous interview on Bitcoin Uncensored", "That's no way to treat a lady."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If we are talking freshwater as well as marine then Corydoras.", "context": ["My book about venomous/poisonous marine life hit shelves at Barnes and Noble and it's all thanks to you guys who supported me!", "Are there any REALLY common pet fish/aquatic animals that people own and don't realize are venomous/poisonous?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Reminds me of the old Kissinger Quote about the Iran-Iraq War, \"It's a pity they can't both lose.\"", "context": ["ISIS, Taliban announced Jihad against each other - Khaama Press (KP)", "I wish them both the best of luck."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Him killing me didn't benefit either of us, the people DC'd before the game started so he didn't get any points for them leaving.", "context": ["TO THE KILLER WHO KILLED ME WHEN I WAS THE ONLY WHO MADE IT INTO THE GAME WITH FOUR GENS TO DO.", "What'd you expect him to do just wait for awhile til you escaped"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I kind of wish he'd go back to a Mitch-style delivery.", "context": ["For those of you who saw Hannibal Buress' new comedy special: Embassy Suites in Downey CA is feeling the wrath", "Hannibal Buress is that rare comedian that seems to get better with each new special - always original"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Too bad yall took away the right to filibuster thinking you could never lose another election.", "context": ["Booker to testify against fellow senator Sessions in unprecedented move", "To be fair, nominating a guy who was too racist for a federal judgeship in the 80s to AG is also pretty unprecedented."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "daily reminder that if you don't also see jenny death as an equal that matches notm spiritually, lyrically, and sonically to create jaw dropping dynamics that coexist in the same universe as its other half your not a real fan lol", "context": ["Niggas on the Moon vs The Money Store Which do you see as Death Grips mangum opus?", "daily reminder that if you don't think notm is literally an 11/10 masterpiece that 100% BTFOs every single other thing they've ever made, YOUR GAY."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I can't even enjoy the justice in these kinds of things because all I can think about is how much I despise the \"world-star\" type people filming them", "context": ["Girl gets attacked by group of girls, her father is right there.", "Dear African-American Teenage Girls: Please stop making me feel racist."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I agree... I watched the trailer and... Meh.", "context": ["THE HATEFUL EIGHT - Official Teaser Trailer", "Somehow the story doesn't grab me yet."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They might breed it with their own drones to have stateless drone babies.", "context": ["Donald Trump accuses China of 'stealing' US Navy drone in international waters", "Umm they did steal a US drone in international waters."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "because for some reason our politicians dont want us to be able to afford housing.", "context": ["Website run by Shanghai-based company lists Vancouver properties before buyers can see them on the MLS public site", "Quick question, why isn't there an additional tax for foreign buyers?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's stories like this, and ones where multiple siblings are famous actors/actresses, that remind me becoming an actor isn't really about being a prodigy as much as it is just not having to go out and be good at anything else to survive.", "context": ["TIL That Kate Mara has a clause in her film contracts that allows her to attend the Super Bowl if either the Steelers or the Giants make it on account of her mother's family owning the Steelers and her father's owning the Giants.", "There's rich, and then there's \"my family owns 2 NFL teams\" rich."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Danilo Pereira is really insane and his shooting is pretty good too", "context": ["How to choose the best CDM When choosing a lone CDM, do you pick one that is fast/agile and gets back quick or do you pick a tank/destroyer who is slow but really good at getting the ball back?", "For me TOTS Danilo Pereira and Topal are the top 2 CDMs game."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah...I've notice the GOP rube never wants a medical \"outsider\" to perform surgery on them.", "context": ["Three's A Trend: Campaign Ads that Say, \"Vote for Me, I Have No Experience\"", "In what sector outside of politics would this be acceptable?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "A couple congressional election cycles after he declares voting day a national holiday will quickly get him a congress in line with his policies.", "context": ["Bernie Sanders' Healthcare Plan Will Save Average American Family Nearly $1,200 Per Year: Politifact; \"PolitiFact notes that experts agree with Sanders that the single-payer system will help to trim healthcare costs significantly...\"", "Do they explain how he's going to get that past congress?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I wish whatever god is of the people in that area, would give those people the heart to destroy assholes like ISIS, using whatever tactics they need to use.", "context": ["ISIS has destroyed part of the ancient city of Hatra because they said idols were being worshipped instead of God.", "I wish God would be less concerned about statues and more concerned about assholes like ISIS."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Call him what you want, nobody gives a fuck.", "context": ["Far right Britain First leader shares fake video of 'London Muslims celebrating Paris terror attack'", "So are we allowed to call him racist or will the delicate flower alt righters start crying at me again for being mean?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Don't forget, he also publicly said the Islam is a cancer that needs to be excised.", "context": ["Michael Flynn resigns: Trump's national security adviser quits over Russia links", "Congrats to Michael Flynn, who led \"lock her up\" chants and then literally committed treason"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This source has had previous access to his father, so I'm sure it was the quickest person he could get into contact with.", "context": ["Kevin Knox's father reportedly denying claim that Missouri was eliminated from the running", "Why is his father the spokesman lol"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Or, just look for the grey/blue 'x' in the corner and close it with whatever reason looks good at the time.", "context": ["I wish there was a button I could click on advertisements for \"I already purchased this.\"", "There is, just delete your browsing cookies."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "you have to keep the trainer off or on... dont choose ''hide'' in the controller settings also when you are taking the penalties, follow the onscreen instruction to turn the \"target\" on on ps4/ps3, its R3", "context": ["PSA: Reddit has a search feature, use it before posting the same thing someone already posted.", "Why don't the arrows show sometimes when I'm taking penalties?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yea, it's a little hard to narrow it down to one reason.", "context": ["Junk food cravings are triggered by the mere thought of being low class", "I dunno about anyone else, but most things trigger me into wanting junk food"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because most men are mature enough to not think every blog post is about them.", "context": ["The weirdest discussion I've seen this month: woman gets severely offended + triggered + upset + hurt by a photo of a healthy salad", "Why is it the vast,vast,vast majority of times shit like this happens it's from women?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "All the better to get traction with my pretty... ahahahahahaha!", "context": ["Two zx6r's and my zx14 lighting up the town!", "Why is that swing arm so freaking long?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He needs to wear a big purple dinosaur suit and sing happy songs.", "context": ["Professor Peter Higgs says he finds Richard Dawkins' manner of criticizing religion \"embarrassing\" - and says \"Dawkins is almost a fundamentalist himself\"", "What should Dawkins do, in the eyes of the appeasers, so as to promote atheism in a way that couldn't be labeled as \"fundamentalist\"?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I like both and most people I know who watch soccer also like American football.", "context": ["Proposed FIFA calendar from FIFA bid chief would have WC Qatar 2022 final same day as Super Bowl", "Since nobody who cares about Football cares about Eggball I don't see the issue."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If Hillary gets the nomination I am writing in Neil DeGrasse Tyson.", "context": ["DNC rolls back Obama ban on contributions from federal lobbyists", "If hillary gets the nomination i hope to god you all vote trump"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "less than ISIS would have killed in the long run.", "context": ["4 Russian warships launch 26 missiles against ISIS from Caspian sea", "Surely a lot of civilians died too in that attack... :/"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's almost like a primary ended and a single candidate was chosen for everyone to coalesce around... How odd.", "context": ["Can you guess when school started back up?", "Amazingly this correlates exactly to when they say CTR got their huge cash injection to start dominating Reddit"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This would be a lot funnier if a redditor hadn't made this exact comment on this thread, but completely unironically.", "context": ["Elvis abusing his wife back in the 70s is way less of a big deal because it was not uncommon then \"that is if you take a step back and use logic and reasoning.\"", "Owning slaves wasn't that big of a deal in 1846 because it was not uncommon then, that is, if you take a step back and use logic and reasoning."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I must admit that came over as creepy.", "context": ["Digi Director Blog - Digi speaks out on Blawrf, Bat Country, Manny & more", "'everyone's telling myths about the things I've done' 'I reached out to Endie and told him I wouldn't be coming after him' Myths huh"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Hope some new bugs, no sound in mode X is getting a bit boring now", "context": ["Naval Strike will be available tomorrow at 10:00 CET on PC, 10:00 - 14:00 CET on XBOX 14:00 and 18:00 CET on the Playstation", "Sooooo, let's guess the new or reintroduced bugs!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Seeing \"hwo t make rfiends\" in your google search history is a red flag, that's all I know.", "context": ["You can track the level of my depression by the pedometer on my phone.", "You can track my depression via my Internet history"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Nobody wants to see you but thats how compromises are made.", "context": ["Why Iranian women are posting pictures of their uncovered hair", "Like anyone really wants to see their hair"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well technically you can add additional email addresses to the account.", "context": ["MPAA Demands Hotfile Data From Google, Search Engine Refuses", "\"With a push of a button\" Funny, I've never seen a button on my Analytics page that allows me to dump all of my data to a third party."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Do you post this exact comment on every anti-Hillary article?", "context": ["After public anguish, Bronx councilman endorses Sanders on eve of primary", "How will the Hillbots spin this now?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "How ironic that you, too, are speaking for them.", "context": ["Cannes bans burkinis at the beach, says are 'symbol of Islamic extremism'", "good, no woman wants to wear them, they want to have a choice, but are afraid to speak out."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "People have often accused me of \"editorializing\" titles so now I leave the default title that populates when I share the link.", "context": ["African migrant who lied he was 15 sexually assaulted Swedish 10-year-old girl in her home", "Is it that fucking hard to use proper English?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Did you actually get forced into obesity, or did you want to eat that third cupcake?", "context": ["Getting fat is just like becoming pregnant: unavoidable", "If it is legitimate eating, the body has a way of shutting that whole thing down."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "this is why we better all the rest of them now, before someone else does", "context": ["Oceans running out of fish as undeclared catches add a third to official figures", "And once you deplete natural fish stocks, they take a long, long time to return."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The French are considered our strong but extremely cool brothers nowadays and the Netherlands are Swamp Germans (our version of Canada)", "context": ["Support for Germany's cooperation with other countries in %", "I get why Germans love us, but why is cooperation with France and the Dutch so popular?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because no midfielder has the audacity to compare himself to Maradona.", "context": ["Pogba: \"I want to be the greatest midfielder ever(...)I want to be like Lampard, but better.\"", "Why does no one ever think about the fact that Maradona was a midfielder, not a striker?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because they get killed by it, therefore its overpowered", "context": ["So why are pros wanting the IMR banned?", "I'm still wondering why people are pushing for the shotgun to be banned."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well I use a Samsung and I can face unlock...", "context": ["Microsoft's new phones will use an iris scanner to let you unlock your phone with your face", "| Neither Apple, Google or Samsung have moved beyond finger print recognition Android has had face-unlock for quite some time."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"Our scouts believe that Bastian Schweinsteiger would have no intention of joining our club at this time.\"", "context": ["Manchester United target Bastian Schweinsteiger if Cesc Fabregas bid fails", "Moyes clearly thinks he's playing Football manager."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Are people really playing 10 year old games on RetroPi?", "context": ["Shuttle's new XPC nano PCs run on ARM", "RetroPi without the need to overclock to sorta run 10 year old games?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "# BUT WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ARGUMENTS", "context": ["Comedian jokes about parenting...Heckler Mother get offended and heckles...Comedian proceeds to DESTROY her.", "I'm going to counter every argument from now on with \"What the hell do you know about pizza?!\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because I'm sure Ocean's Eleven is a completely original movie and not a remake right?", "context": ["'Ocean's Eleven' female spinoff to be titled 'Ocean's Eight'", "Here's an idea, write an original story using an all woman cast rather than taking the lazy way out."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Is the ruin so much due to bombing as it is lack of maintainance and access to utilities (such as garbage disposal)?", "context": ["Old #Homs is rising from the ashes.", "#FSAcrimes Implying they're the ones dropping the bombs"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Blaine could of beat him... Or at least it would a draw.", "context": ["Man challenges Gaston to manly push-up contest at Disney World", "I bet Blaine is jealous as all hell now."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He wouldn't eat your crazy foreign noodles to begin with.", "context": ["Barack Obama had a big part in 9/11.", "Guaranteed that this guy will drown in a cup 'o noodles before he gets his GED."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "After hearing this phrase a million times before I can honestly say that I never realized that was what it was actually saying... Damn.", "context": ["Saw this not getting much love in Advice Animals", "You don't have to have a relation or kinship to someone to be deemed important or worthy of respect"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If we're keeping dogs out, can we ban children too?", "context": ["Does anyone know if I can bring my dog into the airport when picking someone up?", "Leave your dog at home, it's an airport not a dog park"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They are appeasing the racial agitators by not calling it a hate crime.", "context": ["Mississippi man beaten after he's warned restaurant wasn't safe for whites, witness says", "How things like this are not considered hate crimes is beyond me."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Except they did nothing wrong besides losing the war.", "context": ["Israel court rules it legal to forcibly evict Arab citizens for sole purpose of giving land to Jews", "Everything the Nazis did was legal too."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "She voted for the war in Iraq and didn't support gay marriage until this year.", "context": ["There Is a Moderate Republican in This Race, But She's Running as a Democrat", "She has the 11th most liberal voting record in the senate and is left of Obama on pretty much everything except foreign involvement."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The war on terror should be over by Christmas.", "context": ["What airplanes are going to be like for the next few months", "I won't be going on any planes at all until the syria/ISIS thing is resolved."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No matter your opinions on abortion there are lots of perfectly good reasons people don't have one even when the pregnancy is as a result of rape that aren't religious or ethical Most clear of which is that abortion is often an emotionally traumatic experience, to essentially force people who are rape victims to choose between abortion or poverty is absolutely tyrannical If this policy goes ahead as is and people can't prove they were raped it will cause some serious mental health issues in the long term along with a big (and pointless) decline in quality of life for these people", "context": ["A rape test for welfare is a chilling way to save money - Kier Starmer", "The rape clause should be removed, there's no excuse for accidental babies due to rape when you can get abortions on the NHS"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well, that's only one side of the house I'd assume.", "context": ["Old sewer pipe + green paint + dahlia = Super Mario Tribute!", "damnit, the wife said no to this in the front yard :( It's very awesome though!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "In other words they don't have opinions or hobbies.", "context": ["What are the most annoying things girls put in their dating profiles?", "\"Live, Laugh, Love\" \"My hobbies include having fun, and going out with friends\" \"I like all music, except for country and rap\" \"I hate drama\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The poorest 50%, and they would get a few hundred each", "context": ["Morbid Inequality: Now Just Six Men Have as Much Wealth as Half the World's Population", "So, if we take it from them, everbody can have twice as much money"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Don't say that Australians *don't* have that stereotype.", "context": ["TIL Speedy Gonzales was banned by Cartoon Network for being an offensive stereotype, only to be returned after mass protest by the hispanic-american community.", "Has Taz ever been accused as negatively stereotyping Aussies as incoherent and violent?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Hell, you can't really blame them for that I suppose.", "context": ["One big reason Congress ignores the poor: they don't vote", "They ignore the youth for the same reason!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This is a good question that should be used as a way to explain the difference between gender and sex.", "context": ["\"Don't worry dad, you'll die soon :)\"", "If Caitlyn's DNA was mapped out, would it read XY or XX?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You can't understand what was being shouted but I like to think they were telling others to sing la Marseillaise after the minute of silence.", "context": ["Spontaneous Marseillaise after 1 minute of silence during LOSC-ETG to honor Charlie Hebdo", "There's always the one retard that has to fucking ruin the silence."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I watched them a little until they declared war on Sam Harris for criticizing Islam on Bill Maher's show, then I was like \"oooooh... he's one of those'", "context": ["The Young Turks admit Trump is dominating!", "I can't believe I used to watch this fat fucking turkroach."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "TechRax did it, but he has too much money and too much time to throw around, so he probably got a kick out of convincing some idiots to do it.", "context": ["People are actually drilling holes into their iPhone 7 to \"make a headphone jack\"", "There's zero evidence any of these people actually did this"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But isnt Mclaren already in the same race as the F1 cars?", "context": ["What is your most insane idea for how to improve Formula 1?", "Make them all like the multi-class races from the Forza series where there's a completely unrelated race happening at the same time, on the same track."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And cut taxes for the richest amongst us.", "context": ["Banks are doing better than ever, the middle class, not so much.", "So you're saying... we should bail out the banks, right?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Its almost like he is half MSC down to the DNA level", "context": ["Mick Schumacher is having an uncanny resemblance to his father.", "Yeah maybe because he is his son"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I would best a shilling that the NSA know NOTHING about the NSA is actually doing, they know are secretive they do even know who is doing what to who, until Snowden tells them.", "context": ["Tech Giants Knew About Prism All Along, the NSA's Top Lawyer Says", "I declare the NSA knew about the NSA all along."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I always called C-Classes Bitch-Classes...I stand by my point.", "context": ["Man loses his shit as his brand new Mercedes catches fire", "glad she handled it like a man"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Drumpf is big government of a different variety, though.", "context": ["The Real Reason Millennials Love Bernie Sanders", "If this doesn't say naivety then its a waste of words."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "if that's the case, they should be the last people to get it, no?", "context": ["'Swine Flu Caused by Mosquito Bite,' Says Mamata Banerjee", "She doesn't want to her muslim voters to panic"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He didn't need to endanger himself by jumping in the car.", "context": ["Driver gets shot attempting to drive off with police officer", "I see no fault in the officers actions."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What, was God suppose to strike the kid down for sicking in a chair?", "context": ["According to Vatican law, this kid is now technically the pope", "This is what happens when you make \"God\" your head of security."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but it sounds like they're keeping a certain homosexual encounter in a junkyard.", "context": ["First image of The Losers' Club from Stephen King's It", "I am so glad there is no way in hell they could even attempt to keep the pre-teen gangbang in the sewer in this adaptation."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I want to see how Rogue stack up against mid-tier EU teams like Misfits and NIP", "context": ["Overwatch Highlights | The Best in The West - Overwatch Rumble $10,000 Finals", "But we dont know if they are the best in the west :/"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There's so much going on in this story.", "context": ["Florida Man tries to hide from police by pretending to be a turtle spotter", "Floridaman (girlfriend) not pressing charges for stealing her car after reporting it stolen to the police and telling them it was her boyfriend who stole it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I mean you still can't buy a pixel lol.", "context": ["When the 128GB Gunmetal that used to sell out in 30 minutes, has been in stock for 3 days now.", "Should be normal for phone sales to slow down"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Its almost as if you want women treated equally to men.", "context": ["TIL that men who do not register for selective service by age 26 may be fined $250,000 and may be permanently barred from Federal employment.", "What's the penalty for women who haven't registered?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It should already be if you live in a country which has roads and/or cars", "context": ["Belgian Police arrest driver trying to run into crowds in Antwerp - weapons found in driver's van.", "Wow so I guess just being randomly run over can be added to my daily list of phobias"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I wasn't sure if the cartoon pooping was over the line.", "context": ["Another \"If The Genders Were Reversed\" , the Whack Your Boyfriend game for Android.", "I'm approving this because it's both relevant and shocking, but I'm going to slap an NSFW tag on due to the...uhhh......cartoon pooping."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There's another playoff round before the CL group stage.", "context": ["Reports that Legia fielded ineligible player against Celtic in Champions League qualifier", "Jesus fucking Christ, If they get into the CL because of this."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I mean we do currently have an abundance of heroin :(", "context": ["I understand this one concerns politics, but it's making fun of fake Facebook posts mostly", "TIL new hampshire (where I live) is packed full of crime."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "what baffles me is that you constantly try to spread misinformation, yet still fail horribly.", "context": ["New massacre by colitation on Raqqah in Tabqah leave 30 civilians killed along with children, used Apache and drones, NSFW", "what baffles me is how stupid must the colitation generals be to do this, they don't realize that with the 30 civilians killed today, they just created 300 IS soldiers."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And ensure you have the evidence to prove it", "context": ["Girl Beats The Sh*t Out Of Chick For Talking About Her Son Then Starts Shooting At Her Car As She Pulls Off!", "And that's how you goto jail for attempted murder"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "there's nowhere i really need those last 6 pieces of walls so I just threw them in there.", "context": ["I'm 6 days away from TH 10, got 7 walls left, AQ is almost 23, BK is 30, all research completed, gembox location is pretty good, I think I'm set!", "One question.. why put skeleton traps in a separate compartment?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If weed's the problem then keep searching cuz that ain't it.", "context": ["Marijuana smoking linked to peaceful homes, fewer prescription drug overdose deaths", "I wish marijuana made my house peaceful, if anything it just aggravated situations"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Pretty warm trash fire we got going on in here for sure.", "context": ["MRW when someone at a party starts defending Milo or Trump", "ITT a lot of people who say they love Star Trek but have no idea what Star Trek stood for and continues to stands for."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He's also on loan, so unless we get a good striker and a replacement for Cabaye, I can see us near relegation next year.", "context": ["Which team is most reliant on a single player?", "Newcastle without Remy have an awful record this season."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "bollywood is racist too they have 1:100 dark to white ratio", "context": ["What are some stereotypes associated with your state/religion/ethnicity that you think are unfair?", "People from ~~TN~~ South India are dark skinned and cannot speak Hindi, BC this is all bollywood portrayal of southies."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Terrible head-coach doesn't mean terrible assistant coach though.", "context": ["Cameron named asst for Team Canada at the worlds.", "But I thought he was a \"terrible coach\"?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Steven Jackson still makes me cry a little bit.", "context": ["\"The Bengals should have drafted Teddy Bridgewater\" - CincyJungle", "Going back through drafts and playing the \"shouldve drafted\" game is a colossal waste of time."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you want to be technical, he didn't *directly* say how people *should* act, but just a cause and effect statement.", "context": ["\"Got To Put As Much Make-Up As Possible\"", "Hey \"Nice Guys\"^^TM, Did you know, When you try to dictate how women should or shouldn't behave, You sound alike an asshole?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "More surface area to geometric area as well.", "context": ["Waffles have more surface area than pancakes.", "think you mean surface area to volume"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Dressing room conflicts in the national team seem to be a popular thing in France.", "context": ["Ukraine teammates Yarmolenko and Stepanenko clash during Shaktar Donetsk v Dynamo Kiev, leading to mass brawl.", "For Euro 2016's sake, I hope this just destroys the dressing room for the tournament and they get turned over by everyone in their group."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Continuous 70mph or get behind someone going 5 under in the left lane?", "context": ["My wife said we need to find another place to buy floor tiles because Home Depot only sells it by the square foot and our room is rectangular", "Ask her how far she would travel in one hour if she was driving 70mph."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't think MSM is tarnishing the reputation of \"colored people\" at all, quite the opposite, they'll go to pretty extreme lengths to protect it.", "context": ["Rabbis meet at the Ramada Inn Jerusalem and determine that \"Yes, killing non-Jewish children is OK.\"", "I wonder why this isn't shown in the media... hmmm... too busy tarnishing the reputation of colored people instead."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You know, despite the fact they were smuggled in, illegally.", "context": ["The real stance you have to take now that you stood with Charlie Hebdo..because something something NSA, TERRORISTS, free speech", "Tl;dr: Guns were used to kill so getting rid of your guns is the logical way to ensure freedom of speech."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think it'd be best if Nepal ascended to India", "context": ["India agrees to give landlocked Nepal secure transit to Bangladesh by road and rail", "This is a great step forward for India - Nepal relations, and very important for Nepal as a sovereign nation."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm a lady, and I've appreciated his work ;)", "context": ["Colby Keller looking like a fantasy hero or somethin", "i feel like this subreddit has more gay men than women unless women are avid gay porn consumers"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My random seed ended up being a dude :(", "context": ["My ever first grow,from a random seed i got from a friend.", "Fuck ya, glad it wasnt a dude."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Tell that to ISIS and previously, the bush / obama administration", "context": ["The smile of a Syrian girl who survived a horrible suicide bombing.", "It'd be nice if we could just stop building bombs and start building smiles"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Also I like the fact that the tickets aren't actually on fire in the picture", "context": ["Burns One Direction tickets over Marijuana use - Rocks a Rolling Stones Shirt... Irony at its finest", "She can just reprint the ticket, no point to burning it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But then how will we report massive short term profits to shareholders?", "context": ["2 big banks raise alarm over Toronto housing 'bubble'", "All Banks have to do is - do not approve unrealistic and unreasonable mortgages - do not come up with unrealistic sales targets for your Mortgage Sales team Done."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah they are using a fake one, 10/10 research.", "context": ["pasha is the second most famous eSports player", "faker is probably the most famous one but, he doesnt stream on twitch and no twitter."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As far as I know, they haven't announced it yet.", "context": ["The TAMU Student Senate Unanimously Passed the \"Preserving Tradition Resolution\" in Disapproval of Changing the Seal and Flag Room Name", "What do they want to rename the flag room"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not how it works for the AG, but ok.", "context": ["If you said \"no\", you were fired.", "If I hired a lawyer to represent me in court and they refused to do it, I would fire them."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He meant racist terrorist or perhaps anti-muslim terrorist.", "context": ["American Terrorist Tries to Blow Up one of the USA's biggest mosques with 700 Muslims in it", "So by American terrorist, you mean stupid, drunk racist?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's France, just wait for the next soccer game.", "context": ["Paris attacks: France 'to extend state of emergency indefinitely' - reports", "I'm suddenly reminded of how Palapatine took power in Star Wars... How are people not rioting over this?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "except Syria did not practice Sharia Law and was a secular country before ISIS came along, to which the people then FLED sharia law.", "context": ["Up to 50,000 Syrian refugees may enter Canada by the end of next year", "Can't wait tell we realise were excluding the men for oppressing the women and we find out these same women also believe in sharia law."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You don't believe in navy pants or what holmes?", "context": ["Mike Pence is flexing on the North Koreans", "If his jacket was blue he'd be the colors of the American flag."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You don't even get the point of this post, please go be a shitty troll somewhere else.", "context": ["They need to board up more windows for this reason", "\"Waaahhh I only pip 95% of my gamesss, killer is so hard :(\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "only if Spanos sells to someone more competent", "context": ["Documents: Here's what San Diego offered the NFL and how the NFL responded.", "If they get a new stadium, will they stop losing?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The only religion mentioned is self mutilating anti-christian fundie fanatics (as usual) and, maybe, Gandhi.", "context": ["TIL 262,000,000 people were murdered by government in the 20th century alone according to a University of Hawaii study.", "If you replaced the word \"government\" with \"religion\" how packed with comments would this thread be right now?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I hope some people do use it as a personal reason to not smoke marijuana recreationally though.", "context": ["Man who was initially denied lung transplant because of marijuana use dies", "I really hope people don't use this story to push marijuana prohibition."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "people with massive victim complexes that think they are \"owed\" something because of their skin color ?", "context": ["Been spending too much time on certain social media groups", "Who would ever think whites are inferior?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Chrome is slower and nobody wants loads of different apps that do the same thing.", "context": ["Chrome-like pull to close, new tab and refresh for Safari", "or just use google chrome like a normal person?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm thinking he didn't do any of that.", "context": ["he started the conversation with ''bet you never talked to a lawyer on kik huh?\"", "This person got a law degree, passed the bar and still didn't grow up in all that time?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Better start the interrogation of the children, my friend.", "context": ["Found while cleaning my living room", "Electronic cigarette charger?", "I don't think so, no one in our house uses them."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Huey Lewis and The News saves the day again", "context": ["No more slapping - Why I stopped slapping my boyfriend in the face", "I'm pretty sure Anna was fully justified in slugging Hans.", "Seriously, he was about to murder her and her sister to usurp the throne and only failed because of the power of love... so I'd think that breaking his nose was the nicest thing to do in that moment."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's hilarious why does the comment have -6 points people don't know humor I guess", "context": ["Girl runs over rival and friends after fight", "Not so much \"runs over\" than plows through.", "Unfortunately there were too many sagging pants for them to run fast enough and get out of the way."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If so I'm doing something wrong", "context": ["Ok, thanks for the info random Reddit Stranger!", "Is leathery hippies a stereotype?", "Is vegans getting laid a lot a stereotype?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "IIRC Tower Hamlets is also the stomping ground of Anjem Choudary and the \"Sharia Patrols\".", "context": ["Five grounded girls are from same London school as 3 'Jihadi brides'", "They need to look in to what is going on in that local community, there must be something more to it than simple \"teenage girls being teenage girls\" explanation.", "Tower Hamlets, the borough which this school is in, has the highest proportion of Muslims in England, to answer your question succintly."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What's so American about gas stations?", "context": ["Monday Moan Thread As a Stoke fan, I need this", "Missed the Arsenal game (which we lost) because I was at work where I had a gun pointed at my head in a robbery.", "Where did this happen?", "I'd guess North America as he said gas station"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm pretty sure I see something in the white section of the flag, it looks like Mexico but I could be wrong, it's too fuzzy", "context": ["Police officer helping out", "judging from those spikes..... North Korea?", "Italy."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What would you propose be done.", "context": ["Suicide attack at Lebanese cafe kills at least seven", "This needs to stop.", "Yeah, how many more of these is it going to take for people to realize there is a growing crisis."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He seems like he grabs everything for me", "context": ["Captain Keenan Allen", "I don't have the Captain, but I have the 83 gold version and he is awesome.", "I've been getting a lot of dropped balls over the middle with him, how's is yours?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Do they not replace the toe?", "context": ["TIL of a condition called 'dactylolysis spontanea', where a person's toe just randomly falls off, and doctors have no idea why it happens", "Just to be clear, the toe isn't normal one day and falls off the next -- this happens over the course of a few years.", "If they know it's going to fall off is there anything they do to treat it or prepare for a new toe or something?", "Prepare for a new toe?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Humans lose their ability to make decisions when they become part of a large group.", "context": ["Subaru driver decides to push through pedestrians", "This driver has shown his willingness to drive right through people, let's stand in front of him again!", "It really shows you exactly how smart these people are."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Oh yea one sick kid gets a helicopter ride it's time to vote trump 2016!", "context": ["Good guy Bernie Sanders", "Meanwhile, Rand Paul went to Haiti this weekend to perform free eye surgeries.", "These \"progressives\" are getting on my nerves...also failing to mention a good deed by Trump recently...flying a very ill child on his private jet to get medical attention."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "How many cats have you received as of yet?", "context": ["For April Fools, Valve should bind E to explode.", "Are you 6 months early or 6 months late?", "He just has *really* slow internet"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Better to pollute the oceans instead.", "context": ["EU governments unanimously approved a new law to slash the use of plastic grocery bags on Friday, hoping to curb litter on land and a spreading \"plastic soup\" in the world's oceans.", "Why did paper bags stop being used anyway?", "paper is awful in the rain"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Sorry, I don't see what you comment has to do with minecraft", "context": ["In response to my teenaged son's attitude this Sunday morning", "It's threads like this that prove reddit's lowering age.", "Yeah, fucking thread filled with people who think 14 year olds have minds of their own and that they sometimes can be right, huh ?", "Found the 14 year old."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They seemed realistic figures from what I can remember", "context": ["Oumar Niasse included in Everton's Premier League squad", "Let's give the lad a chance we pay him 55k a week may as well use him, he can't be worse than Kone in the long run", "Where did you get 55k a week?", "Someone posted wages a month or so ago on here his was around 55 and Kone 45ish", "Someone reliable?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But how of removings de potato if potato ist lie?", "context": ["Crimean Mouthwash", "Context: Just a little pun comic: 'Tartar' could mean either yellow plaque on the teeth or an alternate spelling of 'Tatar'.", "remove potato?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Everything but three dog quotes and tunnel snakes.", "context": ["Can we stop it with the pornhub screenshots PLEASE?", "And the \"Straight Outta\"s while we're at it.", "I'd also propose the \"here's a picture/wallpaper I drew/made\" because damn there is a lot.", "Let's just ban everything until the release of Fallout 4"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Watch Real win double and Ronaldo getting Ballon d'Or.", "context": ["40 - Lionel Messi is the only La Liga player to reach 40 goals in each of the last eight seasons in all competitions", "Really want him to win Ballon d'Or this year.", "No chance he doesn't imo"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Maybe if you loosened up, you could have a pretty good time!", "context": ["Ordered a Stromboli from my local pizza place and got this!", "OP I think somebody down at the pizza place wants to get with you.", "That would be disturbing, considering it was all guys O.o"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you have two top GK's and refuse to give the youngster a chance, when will he ever get one for Chelsea?", "context": ["Chelsea agree terms with former AC Milan keeper Amelia", "I still don't know why they're doing this.", "If Begovic has a match ban or gets injured, we have to rely on Blackman who is not ready yet"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "yeah i ninja edited after raelizing my brainfart", "context": ["Absolute class from our favorite German club, BVB Dortmund.", "meanwhile, borussia monchengladbach shed a lonely tear", "It's Monchengladbach not Leverkusen."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Remind me who won the popular vote again?", "context": ["One Million sign petition to stop Trump UK visit - Theresa May rejects calls for it to be cancelled as a \"populist gesture\"", "So what about the millions and millions of others that do want Trump to visit?", "hush now, 1.5% of the population has spoken, don't you get it?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Had one at Bank of America, which effectively had a negative interest rate.", "context": ["Bank of Japan Adopts Negative Rates of -0.1%", "ITT: people talking as if individual Japanese people have accounts at the Bank of Japan", "I expected better from this sub.", "You guys don't have checking accounts at the Federal Reserve?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Instead of saying that, would you mind elaborate?", "context": ["No team jersey, wanted dead or alive, 2k bounty", "Im just here so I wont get fined", "Sadly not many people will get this reference."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But.. how else am I going to get to ~~my destination~~ the red light 2 seconds sooner?", "context": ["If the car in front of you suddenly swerves, you might want to do the same.", "Terrible advice", "More like, 'why you shouldn't follow 30 yards behind a car doing 80mph on the highway.'"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's like saying there is a 90% chance of rain...when it's already raining.", "context": ["Maintenance extended until 11 AM PST", "Not even surprised.", "I logged on this morning and quite literally said to my buddy \"we're going to get extended to 11\" this was after we both waited for 4 hours yesterday and I go \"I bet the server crashes\" (which it did)"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But the pizza itself was made for at least 1000 years before that (in Northern Europe)", "context": ["Declassified US Nuclear Targets - FLI - Future of Life Institute", "Phew, just some fallout in the heel.", "We could never hurt the home of pizza.", "Pizza was invented in Manhattan in 1914.", "Except it wasn't... the term was first recorded in the 10th century, in Italy"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Confederate flag on the shoulder of the soldier?", "context": ["This guy burned and stomped on the Confederate flag today during a pro-flag rally at Stone Mountain, Georgia--the birthplace of the 2nd KKK.", "At the bottom right is that the buttstock to a rifle with a guy wearing multi cam?", "With what looks like a confederate flag patch on the shoulder."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "HBox typically has great taste in music, he was a guest on Anthony Fantano's show and he brought up some really deep cuts.", "context": ["Hungrybox on Mew2King, MLG, and why PPMD would win the Hunger Games (Dailydot AMA)", "The only disappointment here is him thinking Professional Rapper was one of the best albums of the year smh come on hbox", "Yea with a statement like that I bet Hungrybox's list of best rappers ever would be: Eminem Asher Roth Yella Wolf Rugged Man Lil Dicky"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Too 'partisan' in the referendum campaign.", "context": ["Do not tell me what to do, Mark Carney warns Theresa May", "Carney shouldn't still be there, resign or sack him!", "On what basis?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Makes me glad tracer hasn't been nerfed yet", "context": ["Something else is just around the corner.", "Is it the new Mccree skins that we were mentioned to get?", "Yes for fucks sake, mccree mains unite, we will no longer be silenced"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As people in this sub always say... \"Well, it's supposed to be propaganda!\"", "context": ["Anti-George Bush mural \"America's Greatest Failure\" Bush sucking oil through a tube from war-torn Iraq as the tube hangs from a \"British support hook\" (Belfast 2005)", "A little too on the nose.", "I thought it was very subtle.", "If they'd painted an American flag with dollar signs instead of stars and blood and skulls instead of stripes, it would have been more subtle."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "color 0a cd / :0 title %random% tree goto 0 keeps it as a wallpaper", "context": ["Hack in progress", "How did you get the command prompt to do that?", "Windows version: color 0a cd / tree"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"In a few years mate, my mixtape is only slightly warm compared to that hot roast of Alonso yesterday!\"", "context": ["Seb tries to duck out of an interview with Johnny Herbert", "His interview with Lewis asking to hear his music was fucking cringe.", "\"When's the cd coming out?\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "In every 935 emblem thread someone asks about the calling cards lol", "context": ["I'm a 935 Prestige Master, too!", "How did you unlock that calling card?", "Reach master prestige."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's important to have an open mind and consider multiple perspectives.", "context": ["New research finds significant difference between children of same sex and heterosexual couples", "Certainly interesting to consider.", "No, it's really not."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You must be real fun at qualified parties.", "context": ["TIL by 2020 there will be an estimated 123mil high-paying jobs in America, but only 50 mil Americans will be qualified for these jobs.", "The labor shortage can't get here soon enough.", "Its not a labor shortage, its a shortage of qualified labor."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "but jokes are supposed to make me laugh not pull a kurt cobain", "context": ["PSA: No more contracts, I guess", "Did you even got to the next page?", "Yeah, it's called a fucking joke."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't know I'm not the braves or the reporter", "context": ["Chris Sale Mega-Thread Rumors, facts, opinions go here.", "Rumor is the Braves are in on him", "Why"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If Mexican troops enter US territory and do not respond to clear demands that they leave, ignore warning shots, yes, I would not be surprised if lethal force is applied.", "context": ["Israel, Lebanon forces exchange fire on border", "Killing people over cutting down a tree.", "Shooting at a foreign soldier who crossed into your territory after repeatedly warning him to get the fuck out.", "So you say the the US Border Patrol should shoot at Mexican troops running interference for drug runners?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "To be fair that's almost every crowd though.", "context": ["God Bless Tony X.", "Was the last line a shot at the wild (and their fans) because their primary color is green and they are always butthurt?", "Lol no Wild player fell down last night without the entire crowd shitting their pants for a penalty call."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "because it's prime time for them to be posting soon, so more will follow", "context": ["Can we have a sticky thread for all the FIFA stuff?", "God, it's fucking pissing me off just look at all the new posts now, most of them will be Americans posting these btw.", "Why does it matter that Americans will be posting them?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Now I'm imagining a Persian Maverick and Goose", "context": ["My state police department has now entered the danger zone.", "But topgun had tomca- fuck it, nevermind", "If you're going to get pissy about the type of plane used when making *Top Gun* references you're going to have to go to Iran because that's the only country where they exist outside of museums now."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They're already gonna do that to deal with the debt crisis.", "context": ["This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For -- White House Death Star", "He's totally got a point with bullet #3.", "And that it would cost more money than the total amount of money in the world.", "Yes, I think we'd have to creep a bit closer to a Level 1 civilization before it'd be feasible.", "but we could just make a coin worth $850,000,000,000,000,000"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "his mouse wheel just spins really fast", "context": ["The secret of Cobblestone", "Frankieonpc is it you", "He used his mouse wheel man stop being so hating"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "sorry, forgot to mention that the streak will end there at the same time, because mousesports are going to win more tournaments after that one", "context": ["The past six big tournaments all had different winners", "mousesports to win ProLeague finals, trust me", "I prefer ELEAGUE ^^^^Major"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "but without it how am i supposed to Enact Resolution: Ban Luxury: Ivory?", "context": ["Damn it Kevin", "Watching the UN?", "In some circles, the UN is Satanic because sometimes the General Assembly passes resolutions criticizing actions by Israel.", "Well it's also the \"one world government\" thing, the antichrist is supposed to take control of it"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "at first i misread that as something about using black magic to hide them in their asshole.", "context": ["when your nuclear girlfriend gives you a back massage", "Looks more like rouge is trying to get something out of rebels backpack.", "\"WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THOSE MINIONS\"", "\"It's black magic you asshole, I don't hide them anywhere!\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No, not if you think yours is the one true faith that everyone must obey.", "context": ["Oh, here, let us make the rules for you.", "Surely respecting others who don't share your faith would then also be appropriate?", "The Koran expressly and repeatedly tells Muslims absolutely not to do that.", "That sounds like hypocrisy"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "La raza, cripas y tintos dawg", "context": ["Pershing Square, 1965.", "Holy shit, how could they ruin it so much", "\"They\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "i appreciate that this is the answer to both Ruth and Ryan.", "context": ["Ichiro just tied Babe Ruth on the all time hit list", "To me Ruth hitting over .300 his entire career and not getting 3,000 hits is up there on the list of surprising baseball facts with Nolan Ryan never winning a Cy Young.", "He walked a lot."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Or a massive earthquake on the West Coast", "context": ["The City in the year 1950(1925)", "good to know making unrealistic predictions 20-30 years out isn't something new.", "Good thing scientists aren't predicting anything bad will happen due to global warming."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There are pictures of an assistant covering her with a towel, I think she actually makes the walk.", "context": ["(Spoilers All) Can you spot the foreshadowing in S01E05?", "Next time she gon' be nekkid hehe", "Well, technically not her", "Did she get a stand in?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But the strikers are way more talented too.", "context": ["Lukaku's 2nd against chelsea(2-0)", "He just played through the legs of his national team's goalkeeper, against the club who did not need him.", "Curious if he knows Courtois leaves his legs open like that to attempt the shot.", "Oh definitely, I still know the weakness of my old HS keeper - he definitely knows where Courtois is weakest", "To be fair HS keepers have way more blatant weaknesses than Courtois"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Someone please inform Roger and rbtc.", "context": ["BU is now running closed source patches", "Brave souls who run this patch with their private keys.", "So people still use full nodes to store Bitcoin?", "BU is not bitcoin.", "repetition doesn't generate truth"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Values that are mostly based ok having a compassionate society instead of everybody being on their own", "context": ["TIL first aid training is required to get a driver's license in Germany in order to ensure that in the event of an accident other drivers will be able to help", "Lately, it seems like Reddit is giving me the distinct impression that Europe is doing absolutely everything right and is the best place ever to live, while the rest of the world is basically wallowing in shit.", "Isn't it amazing what you can accomplish with a relatively homogenous population that shares common values?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Nexus 5 magically appeared on the play store Halloween 2013.", "context": ["Allo Coming Soon?", "Probably won't come out on Monday because that is a holiday in the US.", "Chrome was released on Labor Day in 2008!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not a race, damn it, an ethnicity.", "context": ["SRS is triggered when they find out that a lot of users do not like SJWs as mods.", "Being a Serb nationalist isn't necessarily an indictment of your ability to moderate a sub, being from SRS is.", "Very true, but to be fair, Serb nationalist did try to wipe out a race of people.."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "his truths are more important and trust worthy than your facts .", "context": ["Interesting!", "This is the kind of person who freaks out about mercury in vaccines but consumes tons of sugar and sodium.", "Not to mention seafood, which contains way more mercury than vaccines ever have."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I WAS RIGHT HERE'S A LINK TO ME BEING RIGHT", "context": ["Will Transforms", "this sub reddit is going to be so embarrassing if william doesn't end up being MiB", "It will be even worse if he is"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'd rather hang with brown people than orange people.", "context": ["Unlike New York, Vancouver lacks the incomes to match the housing frenzy", "Also I'd rather New Jersey than Surrey TBH.", "What's your issue with Surrey?", "Clearly he has a problem with brown people."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because Israel would give them quite a dicking.", "context": ["The extended timeline mod seems preety realistic so far", "i fucking knew Israel was behind ISIS!", "WHY DOES ISIS NEVER ATTACK ISRAEL?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You really see the best in people, it's inspiring.", "context": ["A lined notebook with a twist", "Doesn't seem very useful at all.", "my first thought was, oh a notebook for assholes that love to tell people how unique they are."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think EA did a terrific job for CnC3", "context": ["Sad news for CNC fans no news of any new Command and conquer Title at E3 :( is there any hope left for a new title in the cnc franchize, ea seems busy focussing on the BF4 mod star wars battle front :(", "Its hardly a mod... anyways, c&c died a gruesome death and needs a miracle to get back to us.", "The only miracle to get us back is a brand new studio far away from EA's hands and minds."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They would be plastered while they are working though", "context": ["Appartement building in China", "If they had mexicans do their stucco it wouldnt have happened.", "It would have stucco on the wall better."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think it's more than just being the version you're used to; Saying \"Her or\" is really awkard.", "context": ["Author self-quotes on her tumblr", "\"Her or his\" very subtle", "Subtle, and yet really jarring as the preferred nomenclature is \"his or her,\" which made reading the sentence mildly infuriating."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "People thinking a personal jet aircraft is included with purchase.", "context": ["NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1080 Final Specifications and Launch Presentation", "Hey NVIDIA, if we can *not* call GDDR5X and GDDR5 \"G5X\" and \"G5\" respectively, that'd be great.", "What's the potential for confusion?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "divide and conquer - the politicians modus operandi.", "context": ["Australia Is The Largest Per Capita Contributor Of Foreign Fighters To ISIS", "Call me racist, but I can pretty much guarantee everyone of them has a heritage from that part of the world and is subscribed to one specific ideology not common amongst most Australians", "It's really sad that the extreme liberals have ruined our society to the point where we can't even discuss these important issues without being called racist."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, insane to consider that politics speak louder than understanding that we are all humans and earth is all of it our home.", "context": ["Japan accepts 27 refugees last year, rejects 99%", "I'm also pretty sure that Japan checks their home countries every four years and if it's safe to live there again they deport the refugees back to their home countries.", "Which should be how every refugee is treated everywhere ... its insane to ever allow them to become citizens."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My cousins and I once counted 20 RED Mustangs on a two hour trip.", "context": ["Found this beautiful Mustang GT today, they are pretty rare here in Italy.", "So weird to see a mustang called rare.", "Right me and my brother drove around and were counting how many we saw and in a matter of 20 minutes we counted about 30 there were 8 in just one parking lot."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Its what gigs are made of", "context": ["Oddly specific number.", "Because that is the size of a byte.", "I really hope this comment is unnecessary on this sub", "what's a byte?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Config management is a major development strategy, so it should be sooner than later", "context": ["NetCrunch 9 network monitoring overview at 4sysops", "Can netcrunch pull and save switch config files?", "No config yet", "This would be a huge point for us as we use pro curves and haven't found many good config programs for them"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They didn't shy away from associating with him during Sad Puppies.", "context": ["Huge slapfight in KotakuInAction over whether associating with a known racist/misogynist is a good idea.", "Voxday is a terribly racist website, but I have to admit that I'm surprised about how many are arguing against associating with them.", "I mean, its not that hard to oppose associating with a literal white supremacist."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Can you expand on this a little more?", "context": ["Thomas Mair, charged with MP Jo Cox's murder, gives his name as \"Death to traitors, freedom for Britain\" to UK court", "Holy shit, it really was Brexit terrorism.", "And ironically the financial markets believe his act ruined brexit's chances."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You are obviously NOT feeling the christmas spirit.", "context": ["He is not in the holiday spirit", "Consoling.", "Hahaha I actually thought the mom was \"counseling\" the kid, as in like providing therapeutic support or something lol", "ha ha yes that's because you are very intelligent"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because they were universally agreed upon, with the Nicene in particular, in the Early Church.", "context": ["What grounds do you need for saying that someone is not a true Christian?", "Do they reject the Nicene or the Apostles creed?", "Yes.", "That'll do it.", "Why do Christians attach such importance to these creeds?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "God; he kills babies, but wants you to keep yours.", "context": ["Shouldn'tve gotten pregnant at 19 then, ya dingus", "Funny how she uses the word stuck, but there were multiple opportunities for her to avoid pregnancy.", "\"It's not a choice, it's a MIRACLE.\"", "What other miracles rob women of education and a chance for financial security but a Devine one?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They were probably reporting altered cost accounts to cut on taxes and they finally caught their books up this year and showed how much they really make", "context": ["Sony reports preliminary operating profit of $2.6 billion for the fiscal year", "...But....but they said that Sony was bankrupt.", "They've been saying Sony is about to go bankrupt for at least the past 10 years, if not more."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Just how tall do you have to be?", "context": ["IAMA Request: The guy who tried to pick up a girl at a coffee shop by telling her that he's \"a pretty big deal on a site called 'Reddit'\"", "I hope it was I_RAPE_CATS because imagine how awkward the conversation would have gotten when he tells her his screen name.", "I think we should start by making a list of all the big reddit users."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "In the case of transgender it means to support them in their transition into who they really are and were meant to be.", "context": ["Transgenderism: A return to Pagan mythology", "What, specifically, is the Christian response to the existence of transgender people?", "It should be to love them just as God loves us.", "And what does that mean in this case?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Katt tried to fite him irl", "context": ["Katt Willims gets manhandled by a teenager after punching him in the face.", "If someone doesn't tell me what the teen said I'm going to punch everyone in the face.", "Someone in other thread said he was saying he could beat him 1v1 basketball"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But he can see the light.", "context": ["I just felt related to this picture.", "Ignorance is bliss, knowing a little can be depressing, being well-educated lets you see past the bleakness of life.", "The third guy has his head in the clouds though."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What about all the people there who only spoke English?", "context": ["TIL we dropped millions of flyers on Hiroshima civilians warning them to evacuate before we dropped the bomb.", "Were they written in English?", "They were in Japanese."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We'll just ignore that, considering he won't be talking in a very Victorian manner either.", "context": ["Ice Cube to play Scrooge in upcoming film \"Humbug\", a modern retelling of \"A Christmas Carol\"", "Despite understanding what \"a modern retelling\" means.. I really just want to see Ice Cube play Scrooge in a classic Victorian era Christmas Carol movie.", "I've been questioning if him in white face paint would be good or not."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm OK with judges, but would you want one marrying your sister?", "context": ["After marrying the first gay couple in Alabama, the judge requested a picture with the couple", "Am I the only one who doesn't know if the couple is two men or two women?", "I was like \"No, wait... that one's the judge, so....\"", "I saw the white judge and was briefly hoping this was an interracial gay marriage."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Sony is restricting its users like Apple.", "context": ["VooFooStudios made cross-play between Xbox Live and PlayStation Network not work due to Sony's refusal.", "Sony is never going to let crossplay happen.", "It's because they know what the gamers want"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Him saying \"it aint no joke\" like Rakim said and the lack of reaction after that was hilarious", "context": ["Kanye West Leaves Ellen and Audience in Silence After Epic Rant", "Haha that became his audience after like 2 minutes into the second video Real talk tho anytime he goes on a rant like this I usually end up getting a little unsure how he makes his leaps, but it's still funny to watch him defend stuff like tweeting mark zuckerberg", "Middle age moms weren't ready for the realness"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Bunch of jealous motherfuckers around here.", "context": ["39,000 Verizon workers go on strike amid contract dispute", "Sooo how does one get a scab job.", "Same here, I would love to take their jobs."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I got it, I GOT THE JOKE", "context": ["TIL the company that owned the World Trade Center had scheduled a meeting for 9/11/2001 on the 88th floor of tower 1 to discuss what to do in the event of a terrorist attack, but rescheduled the night before because someone couldn't attend.", "I bet the next meeting was pretty awkward", "Exactly, nobody could find the 88th floor.", "\"We're in conference room C on the 88th floor right next to the bus stop\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Life ... uh ... finds a way.", "context": ["Fat shamed as a child with healthy meals and occasional exercise, woman finds salvation in fat activism after her entire family manages to lose weight.", "How can this woman watch her entire family go from overweight to normal weight and observe exactly HOW they did it, and still think her weight is out of her control and not her fault?", "Uh, her... genetics, that are somehow.... different than those of her family."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Who cares, let em be ignorant", "context": ["Did league of legends copy this from smite?", "Just wait a week and people from League will claim theirs came first.", "We have old video's of 2013-2014 to proof it ;o But TBH, who cares", "We have old videos of Dota and AoS but that didn't stop them claiming LoL came first?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"I lagged wtf valve pls fix servers\"", "context": ["Zai gives his insight on the series against DK", "Wonder what the best ping people from CyberArena can get on a server.", "I think the \"blame it on ping\" was a joke."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's fine with me, I hate that we subsidize their defense.", "context": ["Putin says Russia ready to fully restore ties with U.S", "I'm guessing the first thing on the agenda is the missile shield.", "or Europe generally"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's what the drummer was, I assume.", "context": ["James Morrison - Things Ain't What They Used To Be", "He also has an album (Snappy Too) in which he plays every part of a big band except for drums.", "Doesn't he have any friends?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I have fava beans... And a nice chianti!", "context": ["I'm so glad I waited for his reply before blocking him", "Ah, the last ditch effort of \"I want to see your [body part]\".", "I want to see your liver"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This person obviously has narrowed their search down to 3 specific monitors and needs help deciding.", "context": ["What Monitor Would You Pair With A GTX 1080?", "that's a pretty terrible poll.", "Yeah, no 4K, no 1440p 144Hz G-Sync TN and so on.. bad options for a poll."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "curl $source \\ | awk 'BEGIN { print \"You didn't say anything about awk code\"; }' \\ | sort", "context": ["Parsing 10TB of Metadata, 26M Domain Names and 1.4M SSL Certs for $10 on AWS", "Well proggit, I am waiting for someone here to show that you can do this using only three lines of bash on a cheap laptop.", "Hard mode: pipes count as a new line."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's all the tea we drink, it mutates us after a while.", "context": ["How I feel this valentine's day", "She just looks like a female version of him", "All British people look the same."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Oh really?, I'm learning English so could you explain?", "context": ["Everyday she quietly places her toy in my slippers so that when I get up from the computer to put my slippers on, I will not forget to put a treat inside.", "Those are sandals man.", "It is also the incorrect use of \"everyday\", which has a different meaning than \"every day\"."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "In JP, they invade in Mech Zeus & Hera in coin dungeons.", "context": ["Skill Delay Resist Latents can appear randomly in Predra Infestation starting 3/26 6AM", "Does anyone know if the SDR Tamadras invade MechZeus/MechHera in NA yet?", "Yes they do"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That was such an NPC response.", "context": ["Crazy landlord assaults man, realizes it was on camera then acts like he raped her.", "This came out a few years ago, and I seem to remember the place had reviews online about them doing the exact same thing to others who had stayed there.", "Source?", "Sorry, you've already got everything I know."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It is a quote from the post... clearly.", "context": ["APD violently attacked our group - Black Lives Matter Austin", "How about linking to an actual post about information rather than trying to shill your GoFundMe that has been open for a while.", "Not my account or page, actually.", "So... your \"our\" in the headline actually isn't accurate?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Real feminists use Ulu knives or pizza cutters.", "context": ["How annoying was the customer that inspired this sign?", "I guess that's for the foodie who doesn't own a knife.", "Knives promote violent crime.", "they also look way to phalic."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I dont really root for teams as much as i root for players tbh i need a team!", "context": ["Sunday Noontime Thread brought to you by laundromat vending machines", "Anyone else watching the CSGO Major today?", "Yus", "who you rooting for?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He is probably angry because his 980ti delivers r9 390 performance in real dx12 games :(", "context": ["R9 Fury X as good as GTX1080 in DX12 4k in AotS", "This is pathetic, this sub is pathetic", "Because?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Canada uses imperial to measure weight, height, etc, and then metric for everything else.", "context": ["How tall are you?", "2 metres I am an EU rebel ain't using that crappy system of yours stupid americanos", "Some European countries use feet and inches too"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He probably won't do it again.", "context": ["Video shows fiery tanker crash on I-95", "The gas truck was traveling far too fast for the conditions.", "He probably won't do it again.", "Driver is dead."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And if you watch the video you can clearly hear each of them which wouldn't be possible due to wind unless the other guy was mic'd.", "context": ["Road rager has second thoughts", "Staged af.", "He's simultaneously holding: - phone/camera - steering wheel - handgun I call shenanigans"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's putting that gazelle in an awful lot of pain.", "context": ["Baboon eating a baby gazelle alive (NSFW/L) | Time lapse of aurora borealis", "I've never wanted to kill something as badly as I wanted to kill that baboon while watching that.", "So you wanted to kill an animal for something as simple as food wtf"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "if that dude gets laid my inceldom is an illusion", "context": ["On my Junior College Campus", "That dude don't get laid at all with them ears.", "It's funny, some women aren't so superficial."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Too drunk to give a fuck?", "context": ["Glenn Beck: God Allowed Scalia To Die In Order To Highlight The Importance Of Electing Ted Cruz", "What if God killed Scalia because he thought he was a bigoted asshole?", "Then the question arises as to why he waited so long."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I've been watching it for 2 hours and it hasn't made a mistake yet.", "context": ["Robotic Loop", "This would make an awesome roller coaster, it looks like you're about to fall to your death but a track is placed seconds before you fly off.", "Sounds cool, but is probably way too unreliable to ever actually be released"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Hopefully the 550 s don't cost an exaggerated amount of money", "context": ["If any Yeezy 350 Boost releases after the Chocolate Brown 750s, which 350 do you want it to be?", "I think it was confirmed that there aren't any more 350s releasing this year", "No one knows what will release after Chocolate Brown 750s that release in April.", "just remember reading somewhere that only 550's and the 750's (+ new boots) were dropping this year"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Do the capturable bosses all have generic dialogue?", "context": ["Nah Emblem Part 3", "did draj's hat come back after?", "Yes, it respawns once you finish the chapter"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They obviously weren't communisting hard enough!", "context": ["\"Our happy life Chairman Mao gave us\" 1954.", "That is a gigantic baby.", "He is fat and happy from the bounty provided by successful agricultural policies, enacted and undertaken personally by Chairman Mao.", "For people who aren't getting the joke, tens of millions of people starved to death under Mao's poorly administered agricultural policies."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I had to go to the comments, regrettably.", "context": ["Just some cops busting a move.", "A \"move\" is in progress, hence the moving truck, and the cops are busting it.", "10/10 analysis, was not obvious to anyone.", "I figured it out after a VERY long time staring at the image, was just about to go to comments for the answer when I re-read the title"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Grandparent home cooked meal is quite the negotiating leverage.", "context": ["The musician Whitey responds to a TV company asking to use his music for free.", "The classic example of this on a smaller scale is when someone asks you to fix their computer but aren't willing to do anything for you in return.", "My grandparents just make me dinner or something."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "To be fair, I was an asshole before I bought one.", "context": ["Ouch... Keyed M4", "Whoever did that is a raging cunt.", "Well seeing how most BMW drivers act on the road..... But yeah, shitty for someone to do that."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You're right - some of those rich people earned their wealth.", "context": ["Fuck celebrities that donate to charity, they should be poor like me!", "Wait until this person learns of the Vatican.", "That's not the same thing."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "So they do talk about on Yelp", "context": ["How Amazon Feels", "More like make some publicity with a system too complex to actually implement at this time.", "Isn't it convenient they make this announcement right before the biggest online shopping day of the year and become the only thing talked about on any form of media?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I just assume I should hide my phone any time I open something from 4chan", "context": ["Show her some of these rarer pepes", "Where's the typical normie that says \"OMG WHERE IS THE NSFW TAG\"", "OMG WHERE IS THE NSFW TAG"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "women typically aren't destructively hypercritical of feminism, and on subs like this, they often start their conversations with \"as a man.\"", "context": ["this speaks to me on a spiritual level", "Well, this is a bit sexist.", "this certainly has been my experience dealing with people on the internet.", "So people, not men.", "Still almost entirely men, but that's more likely due demographic issues within the main subs.", "How do you know they are men?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There is alot of difference, and roll back the attidue, this is like 2x the scale and 2x the detail, it's not just thrown in photoshop and scaled.", "context": ["HD upscaled springtrap using Waifu2x", "Dude we don't need this -_-", "Shush, i just thought it looked cool and interesting in like upscaled HD and stuff, where you can see much more details :P.", "There is no difference -_-"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Once Cortana comes you might be able to do commands with your headset", "context": ["We need a \"Redeem a Code\" under setting in NXOE", "\"Xbox use a code\"", "Not every one has a Kinect tho"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He's talking about the owner, not the customer.", "context": ["How I imagine hiring a prostitute.", "Do prostitutes charge tax?", "Just a fee for late payment levied by a man in a funny hat", "Sooo... a fedora?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Thank you sir, may I have another?", "context": ["This morning's backup on SH130 was brought to us by: Two 18-Wheelers Trying to Pass Each Other at 60mph", "Hey at least somebody is using 130... trucks too!", "I guess someone has to pay for the privilege of sitting in traffic."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I thought that was the weekly \"house prices up 50%\" headline in the Herald.", "context": ["Now that Hillary has announced, the \"moving to New Zealand\" idiots are out in force again.", "Sweet, as long as they stay in Auckland.", "Auckland needs a huge 'no vacancies' sign"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If only he'd stream less and practice more, y'all would be nodding with me when I said that", "context": ["C9 Shroud: Grenade sends an M4 flying straight into his hands", "This guy is seriously next level.", "yeah because no-one has ever done this in the history of csgo"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I can make one out of an avocado, an ice-pick, and a snorkel.", "context": ["Yes, President Marine Le Pen is now more possible", "But as long as we have the guillotine, all will be well.", "You actually don't have it anymore, at least not since 1977.", "There's at least one in a museum.", "It's not like it's very complex technology."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, that Isis guy is a real prick.", "context": ["Ja, Mein Waifu, Ja!", "So this is what the world would be like if we lose WW2.", "Oh shit that's still going on?", "Isis is just another reincarnation of Hitler, didn't you know?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Him not getting the Nobel diminishes the prize rather than the other way around.", "context": ["Teacher holds free lessons for slum children under a bridge in India", "nobel prize material.", "So was Gandhi and he was rejected"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "According to reddit every western country is a police state.", "context": ["Jeremy Corbyn's Labour Is A 'Threat To National Security', David Cameron Claims In Tweet", "Democracy is also a threat to national security in a police state.", "The Uk is a police state now?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's a therapeutic vaccine, not a prophylactic vaccine.", "context": ["Cuba to share lung cancer vaccine with the United States.", "From what I remember hearing it's not so much a cure as it is something that will allow the person to live longer", "Is actually more of a vaccine... so it should be more effective on people who haven't yet developed cancer but who are susceptible to."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But what about those instances when taking the video in vertical is legitimate and superior to AHAHAHAHAHAHA i can't", "context": ["Hold your phone sideways!", "Every phone should give that exact warning when the user starts filming in portrait mode.", "Every camera should DISABLE video whenever it's turned vertical."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm pretty sure that is exactly what terps think and am 80% sure this person is trying some terp stupidity.", "context": ["Some guy who my Girlfriend works with sent this to her, he knows she's in a relationship", "When people say women are attracted to confidence, this is not what they meant.", "That's not what Red Pillers think."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "in theory you could get all skilling pets within mere levels of that pet becoming unlockable, but that would be incredibly unlikely to happen (think 1/100.000^10 )", "context": ["Lvl 3 skiller gets olmlet", "Am I wrong in saying that that drop makes that account the most rare account that could conceivably happen?", "Perhaps there are more impeccably rare things that could happen, but I feel like you could make a case if you said it is *currently* the most rare account in OSRS."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "people who authorized it should be stripped in public and hosed with ice water.", "context": ["Florida Quietly Shortened Yellow Traffic Light Lengths Below Federal Standards, Resulting in More Red Light Camera Tickets and Millions in Additional Revenue", "Everyone who got a ticket while this was set deserves a refund.", "Refund x 3 - and the people who authorized it and put it into place should pay for that punitive damage personally."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You spend too much time on the subreddit.", "context": ["Yahoo just fucked up", "I just read right over the mistake a few times and thought the joke was in the url lol", "I had to come to the comments to find out what the fuck-up was, how the hell did I read right over that?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The word originally comes from the Modern Warfare 2 level.", "context": ["Coldzera Player profile", "Sad to see so many people spamming the phrase ''favela'' in twitch chat.", "What does that mean?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I got your reference, even though I don't really like them.", "context": ["Revealed: In 2008 Newcastle sold Milner to make a bid for Schweinsteiger - which was laughed off by Bayern, and left Newcastle with no replacement", "And now he's one of the prem's best left backs.", "He's not even one of the Premier League's best English left backs"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Alternatively, two different groups of people show up to an event for different reasons and you're using No True Scotsman incorrectly to try and lump them together.", "context": ["Maybe some sports fans can explain this to me", "FYI they're not real sports fans, they're the same ppl who use anything as an excuse to act up", "No true Scotsman"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I can't see without my glasses", "context": ["Would different political/religious views be a deal breaker for you?", "Religious - yes Political - no", "Same I can't help but seeing firm believers of dogmatic faiths as irrational people", "I can't help but see people who make baseless, broad-brush statements about others as irrational."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "not quite those refits were done in 1982 as part of a drive to increase US ship numbers and provide naval fire support.", "context": ["My favorite strange ship: An Iowa class Battleship converted to a carrier while retaining the rear gun", "was this ever built?", "No, all Iowas retained their configuration but during the gulf war refit of some of them, they receive tomahawk and harpoon missile launchers"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And I wanted to be an engineer... Ha.", "context": ["President Altenkirch Leaving NJIT for University of Alabama in Huntsville, Likely starting in Fall 2012", "Is this the dude who was making $400 grand a year?", "Yes, as well as a large bonus, a large housing stipend, a new vehicle every few years as well as a driver for whenever he wants, 15k worth of personal financial consulting as well as an expense account for he and his wife."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "quit liking things I don't like!", "context": ["MRW someone with gaged ears has their earrings outt", "Gauges aren't attractive.", "Gauges are attractive."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Pre order now, cancel later if you secure from a Canadian retailer which should not be hard considering the way Amiibos have been stocked recently.", "context": ["Super Mario Wave 2 Amiibos up on Amazon and ships to Canada", "Worth it.", "Still another 5 months to go, I'm sure they'll be easily available on a Canadian site before then, and seeing as how the last several releases have had no supply issues, I don't really see a point in ordering from the US right now."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "idk why this got so downvoted, I think they missed the pun", "context": ["Biggest troll of my life.", "I dated a guy with aspergers, and he was awesome in bed.", "nice try, guy with aspergers", "Wonder what it's like with two ugly ass burgers fucking in bed."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I meant that probably 99% of players don't use the debug camera in Supercruise.", "context": ["FD, can we please add Supercruise lighting effects?", "While it would look awesome, I don't want them to invest time in this, as 99% of players will never see it.", "TIL that 99% of every player never flies in supercruise."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The video is of an Irish traveller and is very popular in Ireland.", "context": ["Irish trash talkers", "Forgiven my ignorance, but what convinces you that the commenter is Irish?", "It's an Irish traveller video, it's common in Ireland to joke about them being inbred", "That's so vague....its common everywhere to joke about that."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Trump has shown incredible ambivalence towards constitution so far - I wouldn't be surprised if he'd start deporting citizens against it.", "context": ["You've got to pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole", "Okay, even ignoring the racist and/or xenophobic bullshit, anyone born in the US is a US citizen, and you can't deport US citizens.", "Trump said he didn't agree with that in the primary debates, which is scary as fuck.", "It's literally in the US Constitution."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Probably because it's a magazine owned by Gamestop and is tied directly to their marketing.", "context": ["Square Enix Announces Just Cause 3", "I'm not clicking a GameInformer article, but it has multiplayer, right?", "Why wouldn't you click a GameInformer article?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "i think the idea is to be able to see your pet in vr so that you dont accidentally launch it into orbit.", "context": ["HTC Vive @ CES 2017 - Vive Tracker and Deluxe Audio Strap", "aka TRACKING PUCKS ARE FINALLY HERE", "Now to just attach those to pet harnesses.", "i love that idea but i think if my cat could experience VR he'd just sit around"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yes :P and now I'm playing F2P UIM since like a week", "context": ["Your move, 1tile.", "Aren't you in W 385 cc?", "Nope, that's not me", "Ohh you're the guy who got all the Tutorial island items except the bond?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I believe this update was worked on solely by Mod Pi, as for QA, I'd assume the small sized Ninja team tested it but there's no way to be certain", "context": ["Rs3 just got a 'duel-anywhere' system, where you can have a fun duel anywhere, with anyone you please!", "can you imagine the bugs with this", "No, not really", "lol there have already been significant glitches with it in RS3 who have a massive dev and QA team, a team of 2 people working on this is asking for trouble"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well, there was the tweet about Battalion 1944 devs, a Wake Island pic, advertising 1942 all over twitter for awhile, putting the new theme on the timeline.... May 6 is the day Germany surrendered to the allies (or something like that) in WW2... It seems a bit too convenient.", "context": ["Still think there's more than meets the eye to this There's something they're not showing us on top of what we now know... I feel it", "They wouldn't have teased World War 2 stuff for nothing.", "What WW2 stuff was teased?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Farming - 1.3m xp/hr with Trees/Warbands Smithing - 1.3M xp/hr with Warbands Mining - 1.3m xp/hr with Warbands Construction - 1.3m xp/hr with Warbands or 800k xp/hr with Mahog Tables Herblore - 1.3m xp/hr with Warbands or 900k xp/hr with Overloads Fletching - 600k xp/hr with Broad Arrows Cooking - 600k xp/hr with Jugs of Wine Prayer - 750k xp/hr with Frost Bones Summoning - 800k-3m xp/hr depending on charms Magic - 650k xp/hr at Glacors Defense - 650k xp/hr at Glacors Dungeoneering - 800k xp/hr doing regular Dung, around 1.6m xp/hr doing Daily Challenge + Sinkholes", "context": ["A throwback to the old days.", "Oh, the glory days, when these were actual achievements vs easy mode 600k xp-hr for almost every skill in the game.", "Tell me a 600k/hour method for even 10 skills and I'll be impressed."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You are exactly what I picture when I think of people who drive mustangs.", "context": ["I Installed an Ipad", "Why would you replace the mustang logo with the Apple logo?", "Took off the Apple logo shortly after... It was super gay."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Chrom, Lucina, Ike, Seliph, Ephraim, Alphonse, Azura, Eirika, Shanna, Barst, and more would all like to have a word with you.", "context": ["Describe a unit poorly Ex:Disgusting", "That guy with blue hair.", "Marth is the only guy with blue hair in fire emblem."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't have blockland but it is 1st on my wishlist ;-;", "context": ["Play With The Mods: What should our next game be?", "THERE'S NO WAY I'M MISSING TERRARIA FUCK YEAH", "This **this** *sees blockland winning* *intense crying*", "IM HAPPY BLOCKLAND IS WINNING FUCK YEAH BLOCKLAND IS SWEETEST GAME"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "FUNTIME FREDDY's FOOT DID 9/11, BUILT THE PYRAMIDS, AND SHOT JFK", "context": ["FUN FACT: Funtime Freddy taps his foot while performing in the SL trailer.", "lore essentials", "I SOLVED THE LORE BITCHES"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I didn't imply he did, I just said he was a professional troll (he is in his EU role - taking loads of money and just trying to sabotage it)", "context": ["Anjem Choudary backs Remain campaign as EU protects against deportations", "I think he's a professional troll at this point tbh", "Like Farage", "Farage doesn't wish death on the infidels."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think he's joking because there's no border between SA and Yemen or Oman", "context": ["The Middle East Compared to North America", "Christ, I had no idea Saudi Arabia is so big.", "Mostly empty desert though, just like Egypt"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's what SHE wants you to think.", "context": ["Sorry Betelgeuse", "She loves herself?", "the witch is not emilia lol"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Is that a yes or no question?", "context": ["It's the little things", "Definitely not enough love for the Dayton administration!", "Why because he raised taxes?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "At least the ipads still get refreshes unlike most other apple products.", "context": ["Apple launches new 9.7-Inch iPad for $329", "Thats... it?", "Yeah it's a silent refresh what more do you expect."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I was born in India, trust me, it's completely OK to acknowledge the truth.", "context": ["TIL a lack of toilets costs India more than $50 billion a year, mostly through premature deaths and hygiene-related diseases.", "Meh india is a fucking toilet", "How is saying stuff like this ok"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Wait what happened to the onion and why is it a bad thing?", "context": ["Google Hires 4Chan Founder Chris Poole", "Moot infiltration successful.", "At first I thought this was an Onion article.", "The onion is dead to me", "RIP The Onion, it was good while it lasted."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I want to read this comment every day", "context": ["English Bulldog waves to fellow biker", "You can see and almost feel the pride of the owner..that's a real good boy right here!", "As a former bulldog owner there's nothing quite as satisfying as patting that bully brisket nice and firm.", "Did you just come from the Korean BBQ post and just had to say brisket?", "I thought that comment was going to be greasy and oily but it wasn't at all.", "100/10", "Oh not this shit again.", "Your comment is much better with bread"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Wait, is it iOS just jailbroken?", "context": ["Gotta keep the rat population under control", "How does one get their wifi signal to look like the picture?", "Android.", "Nah it's iOS just jail broken"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "lol, my exact thought when i read this meme was \"and what did we learn?!\"", "context": ["Fuck you Sean.", "Sean actually talked to her while you probably stood in the corner with your drink in one hand and your phone in the other, hoping she would glance over at you.", "Sean just showing you how girls don't go for the shy silent type."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No offense, I referred to your government, not the people.", "context": ["Armenia keeps destroying Azerbaijan's cultural heritage", "Quite frankly, what else do you expect from a \"country\" like Armenia?", "Why is country in quotes?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Korea was more about stopping the damn commies instead of helping people, which kind of resulted in us bombing the hell out of innocent people and radicalizing a regime against America.", "context": ["this'll probably upset someone", "While we're here can we stop saying that they are fighting for our freedom?", "We haven't fought for a worthy cause since WWII.", "Korea?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Motorcycle crash victims actually have a higher rate of T. Gondii.", "context": ["TIL Women with cats may have higher suicide risk due to feline fecal parasite", "So what, this doesn't affect men?", "Perhaps the parasite affects one gender differently?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Thumbs up if you feel for this guy!", "context": ["TIL that the word \"lollapalooza\" was a shibboleth used by American soldiers in the Pacific to identify Japanese spies who would mispronounce it as \"rorrarooza\"", "\"They found Scooby Doo's body three days later; lying in a ditch, riddled with bullet holes.\"", "The soldiers were later convicted of assaulting a senior officer.", "I'm proud of myself because yesterday I wouldn't have understood this.", "I'm proud of myself because 30 years ago I wouldn't have been able to read.", "I hate myself."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I really wish this wasn't true.", "context": ["Why did this show get canceled?", "Because it was really good.", "It's a cliche, but \"smart\" comedies just aren't as broadly popular with audiences."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "yeah well you know, you come home with a bunch of iron ore... it was really stupid actually", "context": ["Looking down planting my crops, and I see something weird at the top of my screen... Almost had a heart attack.", "i literally almost fainted when one time i left my door open and literally three of them came out my front door, and then after killing 2 and getting down to half health, there happened to be a spider jockey in my bedroom, i still don't know how i survived.", "You should probably put some torches inside your house"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Idk man I quite like a dead Damian as well", "context": ["This makes me so happy", "You know, I think you guys just love seeing dead kids.", "Only Jason Todd"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Don't forget homophobic vegetarian who drives a SUV and grabs guns.", "context": ["A typical reddit meeting", "It's stuff like this that stops me from leaving reddit despite my ideological differences with the community.", "You're a pro-Bush Catholic Republican that opposes the legalization of marijuana, but while you didn't like Obama during the election, you're warming to him now and like where his administration is going?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Idk but iirc the us gov recognizes a few video games as sports", "context": ["TFW your brain hurts", "OH JESUS THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT SPORTSBALL NOW", "Lol sportsball XD Unrelated but dae think it's ridiculous that people who play video games professionally aren't considered athletes or celebrities by people who don't play or know much about video games?", "Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't sport imply physical activity?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Get one of those bedazzled jerseys", "context": ["Anthony Rizzo walks it off for the Cubs with a single to win the Wrigley Field home opener", "He walks on with the trophy, walks off with the win", "Should i buy a cubs world series champions hat?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "When Itachi was revived one of the first things he thought about was if kisame was dead so I think he does", "context": ["Good Times May Come And Go But The Memories will Last Forever.", "I doubt Itachi was friendly with any one in the akatsuki.", "He and Kisame seemed to highly respect each other.", "It's well known that kisame respected Itachi, however there is no evidence to indicate Itachi felt the same way about kisame."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because McDonald's would use slave labor if it was legal?", "context": ["A Japanese court ordered a restaurant to pay more than half a million dollars damages to the family of a man who killed himself after being forced to work nearly 200 hours overtime a month.", "Working in food business in general will make anyone want to kill themselves.", "Yet every time there is a post about raising the minimum wage, there are thousands of comments on how burger flippers are morons and should be happy they can afford rent.", "You do realize why fast-food workers get paid minimum wage, right?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "When this \"person\" no longer has any control or influence over the bitcoin protocol then I'll start to repurchase a portion of my stash (which is currently all sold.)", "context": ["Those are some impressive contributions you've made there Adam.", "Hey, he's the CEO and President of Bitcoin, he doesn't have to contribute anything at all!", "You forgot inventor part."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My first thought: what part of Arizona is this?", "context": ["Woke up to this", "Which part of Hell do you live in?", "Phoenix"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because people how waited for 2 hours got in and those who came late did", "context": ["When you wait 2 hours in Galadon's stream for the tourney to fill up in 8 seconds Anyone else have this happen?", "It is really unfair", "How is it unfair?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The jump scare in ZnS is probably my favorite Easter Egg of BO3, it's a shame they didn't keep doing them.", "context": ["Zombies confirmed!", "I like how they described it as a horror game, I haven't been actually scared of CoD Zombies in a long time.", "I think ZnS in BO3 had a nice Scary athmosphere, if it wouldnt have Been fucked up by all the bugs"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Real answer: press \"b\" a few times, it changes the background color of the subtitles", "context": ["Badass danish girl, 1969...wait for it.", "Just turn on subtitles on youtube, it's all translated.", "Why did my YT subtitles default to being yellow on black with 25% opacity?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I bet she doesn't even recycle", "context": ["Smiles On A Bus", "That girl in the front is being way too aggressive", "she seems like a humongous bitch", "I too, make harsh, deep character judgments about people from a five-second glimpse at them."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "More by eating the dinner, but yeah...kind of the same basic idea.", "context": ["Taxation is theft.", "ITT: statists who think buying a woman's dinner means you get to rape her.", "She consents by not running away from the restaurant."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You mean aero from Windows 7?", "context": ["Samsung Advanced UI: This New TouchWiz UI is a Giant Leap Forward, Two Steps Back", "It... looks like a weird clash of material design and iOS.", "Yep, the frosted glass thing is very much iOS"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And everyone thinks Reddit is mentally impaired.", "context": ["Might be the greatest news report I've seen", "Idk honestly it seems like he may be mentally impaired and is the type of person we as a people should help", "Reddit thinks everyone is mentally impaired."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "All I want is more starters to plain out appear in my game.", "context": ["Update is being rolled out!", "All I want is for grimer to stop freezing my game.", "All I want is for grimer to appear in my game."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "don't feed the troll you sexy beast", "context": ["How to push past slumps w/ Steel", "hes try so hard to being relevant in scene", "Just out of curiosity, had I made this video without being banned what would my motives be?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "So you did take it... Never mind, it's right here.", "context": ["Shit.", "ooof you kind of shot yourself in the foot there OP I would honestly be a bit offended if I were one of the accused", "I would just laugh and tell em they're dumbasses and take it as an honest mistake"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Coptic would be more in-theme, considering it is a descendant of Ancient Egyptian.", "context": ["New Plane: Amonkhet (It appears Nicol Bolas has become an Emperor again)", "A damn shame they won't print it in Egyptian language...", "arabic?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "and you call yourselves better than animals, yet are the most abberant of them all.", "context": ["Homeless man cooking seagulls on a disposable grill after luring them in with bread and killing them with only his hands.", "Sounds like a brilliant idea if you're poor and starving.", "Seriously, how is this WTF?", "The only wtf to this is we let this happen to our own people."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No it didn't happen in a world cup semi final two years ago", "context": ["Lyon 7 - PSG 0: Women's Champions League Semi-Final, 1st leg", "Jeez can't imagine this ever happening in the mens game", "Not like we've seen something like that less than two years ago, in a World Cup semifinal no less."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I wouldn't mind seeing sosh-Nylander-brown as a 2PP line either", "context": ["#MarliesLive News: @MapleLeafs have recalled Connor Brown on an emergency basis", "Who's he replacing then?", "I think Brown's recall is in case Komarov lower body injury doesn't allow him to play", "Sosh-Kadri-Brown could be a fun line to see!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The true line of Catholic Monarchs.", "context": ["TIL that Guy Fawkes - who tried to blow up the British Houses of Parliament - avoided the agony of being hanged, drawn and quartered by jumping off the gallows scaffold, breaking his neck and dying instantly.", "All hail with high honor Guy Fawkes, Loyalist to the true monarchs of England.", "What true monarchs."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Oh they can.. they just have to pay.", "context": ["As a flat-chested girl wearing a low-cut shirt", "When you hug a flat-chested girl, you are closer to her heart :)", "Does that mean fat people cant feel love?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "After a while everything just kinda goes numb... including your soul.", "context": ["Posted in a group to a bunch of strangers none the less.", "Only prison sex made me feel like this.", "Oh god did the give ya the old broom handle in the corn hole?", "By broom handle, you mean the entire C- block.... FTFY"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Nice thought out response there, sport.", "context": ["US military has launched more than 50 missiles aimed at Syria", "I don't agree with most of what Trump is doing but I totally support taking that POS out of power.", "fuck you"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Nationalism has accounted for far more deaths than religion in the 20th century.", "context": ["Video of islamist Paris attack on French satirical magazine today", "This has to stop", "Join a Nationalist group."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's not free karma when you have to spend hours making the icon.", "context": ["Glaz icon, not animated.", "\"Creative\"", "Certainly more creative than all the animated ones that just want free karma."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Really brings some color to the games.", "context": ["Aside from how much your team is gonna suck, what are you not looking forward to about baseball this year?", "Those nets covering up the first and third base lines.", "Yeah, I'd much prefer bloodied, disfigured faces."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You are aware most of the people saying this are making good money off of it, so it is in fact serious business for them.", "context": ["Hungrybox's \"Hoo-Hah\" quit.", "seriously fuck diddy mains tho", "What's wrong with wanting to play a good character?", "What's wrong with him not liking an annoying character and people who play him?", "Seriously you don't see anything wrong with disliking someone just because of what character they decide to play in a videogame?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No you gotta change to accommodate them.", "context": ["Only 25% of asylum seekers are women AND children", "If these men don't have wives or girlfriends to bring over once they get settled in, we'll have a bit of a social problem on our hands.", "The social problems will come once they realize they don't like western culture.", "Then we should show them the door, shouldn't we?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You could've just asked for Sparky", "context": ["Request silly images and I'll draw them dark and spooky", "a puppy", "I'd prefer if it were FNAF related, to be honest.", "a robot pup"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But then it would be \"in\" instead of \"I\"", "context": ["I all ways feared this as a kid", "*always", "he means he feared it in all the ways it was possible to fear it...all the ways."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you saw some leaked video when hacker hack into it, it's mosly all color that you will get", "context": ["I'm gonna die waiting for the Poison Gauntlet.", "well we'll have fun dying because i'm waiting too", "Hopefully we'll get something better than A FUCKING COLOR for beating it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Oh wow I didn't even realize that this is the only occurance that Primis Nikolai has the helmet, that must've been a huge mistake on Treyarch's part.", "context": ["I originally used this as a Shitpost but... Was this a foreshadowing?", "What are you referring to specifically?", "Our Origins four turning becoming PRIMIS and that PRIMIS Nikolai has his pilot helmet"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Obviously this is the case ... what did you think I was implying.", "context": ["you all fell for it... suckers", "He thinks he's clever, when in fact, all anyone is thinking is \"well, that's fucking sad.\"", "Some are also thinking, \"It's funny because it actually is a bot.\"", "And that would be even sadder.", "What if CaptionBot were an actual bot, but every once in a while, the user who created it logged on manually and posted something?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Umm, where did you get that message?", "context": ["Minions are sexy duh", "Cringe to both", "\"if you don't put it on a pedestal I'm not going to talk to you\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The red team class list doesn't show a medic", "context": ["The best defense", "As you can tell by my flair, this pleases me.", "The red pyro ready to airblast any stickies back and the fact that your team's medic with 200 ping is running the Vaccinator proves otherwise."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I really hope there some glitch with the speed stat or something or all this generations pokemon will be terrible completively", "context": ["Pokemon Sun/Moon Datamine - Starter Stats and Moves.", "I'm glad Decidueye has the best speed stats but what is with the all of the starters this gen having low speed stats?", "Everything is slow this gen for some reason."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah well I bet you didn't know Steve of House Buscemi was a volunteer wildfirefighter during the Sept of Baelor Bombings!", "context": ["(Spoilers Main) Either a total coincidence or clever foreshadowing", "Btw, Arya is the serving girl who smiles at Jaime during the feast.", "I don't know if you guys know, but that was the same room her brother, Robb Stark, got murdered in"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Your mother said the same thing ;(", "context": ["RTV With all CIG's Big Guns tonight 21:00 BST", "This week's ATV: behind the scenes of creating a powerpoint!", "And the creative design process behind the Giant Sand Penis!", "If you think a penis looks *anything* like that, you have some deep rooted sexual anxiety issues."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Ain't no bonfire burn like a free pallet bonfire.", "context": ["the price you pay for free plywood!", "Very often, \"free\" is too expensive.", "for example, pallets."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Who knew assassin's creed was so realistic?", "context": ["So I recorded myself playing at 10% speed (host_timescale 0.1) and played it back at 100%, and it looks like an aimbot", "What if you actually ran it at 1% speed because real life runs at 10%", "The universe only runs in 14 fps because that's the speed at which light travels."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The dude with a South Park reference in his username has a problem with Nazi jokes.", "context": ["The Nazi party needs you", "Could just be me but you might want to rethink that title", "This guy doesn't seem like a good fit to me.", "Seriously, why joke about this sensitive issue?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You're so much better than him.", "context": ["TIL A guy in Arizona wrote his address on $1 bills pleading they be sent back to him & gets them back from all over the world, up to $94/month.", "Downvoting so I can use this idea.", "Upvoting so I can burn the house down at the next address I find on a bill."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Why would a blind person be going to an art gallery?", "context": ["These shitty stairs", "How does this not scream safety hazard to management?", "I can imagine management brushing off safety concerns with out of touch comments like \"Who would be dumb enough to walk without looking where they're going?\"", "blind people"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'd rather have a full sized burger tbh.", "context": ["Dev Diary 12 - Internal Politics", "I know the \"mana\" gets shit on a lot here, but it looks like they are implementing it in limited and creative ways.", "more of a vocal minority, I prefer 'mana' over previous systems that involved far too much micro for very little gain", "Still better than \"Once every 365 days, move one slider one notch.\"", "I like sliders, sliders are great"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Ferric Banner Ferrous Banner Iron Banner", "context": ["Bungie you did it when Xur sold the IB, tell us how many coins on Heavy Ammo!", "Am I the only one who read IB as Iron Banner at first?", "That's FeB"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "For me it was only about being awful at playing football", "context": ["Mats Hummels says his poor form last season was down to him being overweight", "That's the same reason I didn't go pro", "I'm glad someone understands the struggle."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I saw someone on the Avs sub suggest Carlo, Debrusk, and a 1st for Landeskog in an entirely serious manner.", "context": ["JFJ scouting Yotes/Jets", "OEL and Trouba for Adam McQuaid and Jimmy Hayes confirmed.", "I'm sure there are some Bruins fans out there that think this is a realistic deal."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Modric didn't graduate from Dab University", "context": ["Cristiano Ronaldo, first place in France Football's Ballon d'Or 2016", "Highlights: Modric 17th Pogba 14th Vardy 8th", "How the hell is Pogba higher than Modric, he doesn't even have the major team trophies excuse Ronaldo has."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "His friends sure got a kick out of it though", "context": ["Drunk lady hitting on 21 yo dude", "If the roles were reversed we'd have attempted rape charges.", "Yeah, dude is clearly supremely uncomfortable but too naive to just outright turn her down."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But then i won't be able to complain on reddit", "context": ["Seen in Dota Wiki's Lycan counter page", "some jokester put silly tips on our counters pages :( we need help updating them and adding more stuff, if anyone has the time", "It's better than some counter pages where grammar is exceedingly poor, i.e Death Prophet", "did you know you can edit wikis and fix issues yourself"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The help can have nice things too.", "context": ["$1,000 smart iron.. Seriously can't figure out the benefit", "If I had $1000 dollars I'd use it to pay someone else to do my bloody ironing.", "Yes, this is the stupidest fucking thing I've seen all year."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah because they totally don't allow jew jokes.", "context": ["Holly is down for more episodes", "This is a major improvement from the last thing someone posted from Holly's tumblr.", "And what was that?", "Holly reassuring someone that the Grumps would take the trans character in Leisure Suit Larry totally seriously and not make jokes because trans issue are totally serious and no fun is allowed.", "Well I mean, have all the fun you want but don't insult a group of people that are already put upon enough as it is"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They'd need to issue an arrest warrant first.", "context": ["Julian Assange, WikiLeaks founder, denied asylum in France", "He should go to Sweden and clear his name.", "The minute he steps out of the Ambassy he'll be well on his way to an US prison."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I like the way \"coach\" sounds", "context": ["Starix is now NaVi's IGL", "OUT game leader.", "Off-game sounds a little bit better."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think the moon is slightly reddish, and someone needs to go turn on the sun but i'm too lazy to do it.", "context": ["Niantic CEO doesn't like Pokemon \"tracking sites\"", "Well they are soo into \"not liking it\" that they even removed their own tracking system", "Other than the footsteps being gone, what's the difference of today vs yesterday?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because it allows you to continue playing with Cloudposts and the lifegain given by Glimmerposts is what really let the decks that ran them not have to worry too much about their life total.", "context": ["Banned/Restricted List Update", "Cloudpost banning was really needed, I think pauper will open up quite a bit now", "Honestly, I have felt that they should have banned Glimmerpost for months and left Cloudpost alone.", "Why would they ban glimmerpost?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think it's my second favorite, after the Eastbound and Down series ending", "context": ["After watching The Simpsons/Futurama crossover.", "From what I understand, the writers of Futurama found the perfect ending to the show and wanted to end it before they ran the franchise into the ground like The Simpsons", "Their ending was by far my favorite series ending."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My neighbors 14lb miniature schnauzer was killed by police a few years ago sooo I don't think that matters", "context": ["Pug Lyfe.", "Surprised it wasn't shot.", "Probably because it's a pug and not a pitbull."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "sc2 ghosts say this as well", "context": ["New Hearthstone Hero: Alleria Windrunner", "Blizzard seems to *really* like the phrase \"one shot, one kill\".", "Elven Archer, Alleria Windrunner and Widowmaker from Overwatch off the top of my head.", "Also Nova in Heroes."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "more like 11,000,000 - it was just 6,000,000 Jews", "context": ["A guy I knew in high school who openly admits to supporting Hitler.", "Normal people can think what Hitler had going on was ok, not just crazy people", "You can't be a normal person if you think that the systematic extermination of 6,000,000 people was \"ok.\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He also destroyed the US's central bank, which if you know much about economics should really be considered treason.", "context": ["Harriet Tubman Wins Poll for Woman on $20 Bill", "this would be an upgrade because i no idea who is on the 20 right now", "The guy who murdered a lot of native americans"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not if you get a more sensibly sized drink, like a small or a medium.", "context": ["A sign behind the cashier at Kings Dominion that fell off and became visible through the window", "This is why I always get \"no ice\"", "But it gets hot so fast"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Depends on the amount of locationsand set ups.", "context": ["Nick Offerman Silently Drinking Whisky By A Fireplace For 45 Minutes", "\"Alright, we can spend 2 hours filming a 30 second commercial, or 45 minutes filming a 45 minute commercial.\"", "you think a thirty second commercial takes two hours to film?", "yeah", "it takes significantly longer than that."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "or if a team was 2km away, and you supported one that was 3km away", "context": ["What do you guys consider gloryhunting?", "Anyone who chooses a team over their nearest one.", "So you're saying that if the nearest team to someone was Liverpool, but they chose to support Tranmere instead, that would make them a glory hunter?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Affluenza is a disease conferred at birth.", "context": ["DuPont heir rapes his daughter, then his son, admits guilt to police and gets no time in jail", "And yet some poor dude with a tiny bag of weed will face more jail time than this fucka.", "Not his fault, he was ill with affulenza"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "well duuh, because weight loss is impossible, therefore you're a unicorn and unicorns don't exist", "context": ["Thank you for the motivation and good info Fatlogic you people are awesome", "Sorry to tell you that you do not exist.", "Why don't I exist anymore lol?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And if you protest in a library you only inconvenience people who have nothing to do with the problem.", "context": ["Hey, hey, hey... THIS IS LIBRARY!", "He's just trying to study", "like everyone else... in a library", "If you study, you get job If you have job, you'll have no time to protest.", "If you don't protest you end up with an oligarchy of billionaires running your country convincing you to work instead of protest."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Where can I pick up my paycheck?", "context": ["Jerome Boateng Red Card", "Yup, that'll get you a red card alright.", "How do over one hundred people upvote such a boring comment, I'll never know.", "I paid them all."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "its prob alot better w/ talon last time i did lc jungle was 4 years ago", "context": ["Their carry and our carry.", "Its about sending a message", "The message is \"don't take LC in the jungle.\"", "hero literally unkillable in lane, better farm 260 gpm in jungle", "Jungle LC gpm is a lot higher than 260"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Or maybe having more spaces in schools and programs for Nova Scotians to become doctors, likely more willing to stay in the province.", "context": ["25,000 Nova Scotians on wait list for family doctor", "One would assume you need more doctors.", "It's almost like we should be bringing in doctors and nurses from other parts of the world and helping them establish a life here so we can benefit from their services."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Kinda joke, but he is the type of center they'd want", "context": ["Hypothetical 2017 Philadelphia Eagles Offense, Thought?", "Few things -Cut -Peters -DGB -Mathews -Barner Trade Kelce and a 4th Next year for the Jags 2nd", "I like this alternate universe where we just fleece teams and they have no say in their offseason moves.", "Pro Bowler Jason Kelce and a 4th for a 2nd, they should be grateful", "You're not too familiar with how player value works are ya?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Or I like having fun and this game isn't fun for me.", "context": ["Bloodborne ($20/50% off)", "Is this game worth it?", "If this game isn't the reason you got a PS4...face the facts, you're a casual."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Most prices for consumer items don't fluctuate daily (if not more often).", "context": ["Seriously, somebody please explain these GAS PRICES", "Because gas prices are based on conjecture, that's why.", "what prices aren't?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Im pretty sure theres no linguistic difference between the noun being a person or an object.", "context": ["This shadow on this wall resembles a woman who just hung herself", "Hanged", "Not in the UK.", "Meat is hung, people are hanged."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Exactly, my mom is obviously not high and has never been just like you", "context": ["Favorite rapper to listen to while high?", "You obviously weren't high and you prolly like 14", "Like your mom."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "am 16, I am already absolutely livid", "context": ["In an ominous report, researchers warn that as many as 19 various 'tipping points' could be triggered by the increasingly warm temperatures in the world's northern polar region.", "Your kids and grandkids are going to be so pissed.", "if you're younger than 30, **you** will be so pissed."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but doesn't Springtomize take up a lot of memory?", "context": ["Springtomize 3 is releasing in less than a week!", "So what small tweaks can be replaced by this?", "Everything"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But it's not usable for touch devices?", "context": ["I made a shitty paint version of how to improve the Req loadout selection screen", "I don't know why 343 has such a hard on for a long, horizontal line of shit in their UIs, but they do this a lot and it's really terrible.", "It was designed for use on touch devices such as the Microsoft Surface, and was inspired by the wildly popular and totally awesome Start Screen UI from Windows 8."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "ol' trout lips gif featured in clickbait garbage", "context": ["McGamer gif featured in distractify article about... parenting?", "Since when did \"article\" mean \"picture story book\"?", "what else was i supposed to call it"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It could be mistaken as repetition of John for emphasis.", "context": ["John, John and Daisy", "Oxford comma.", "An oxford comma really isn't necessary in this situation."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Which custom kernel are you using", "context": ["Sony Z Ultra Google Play Edition!", "Looks Great but I love my Nexus 5 :D", "Hell yeah, with a custom kernel I can squeeze 6hrs screen on time out of mine"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Title, plus I can use Google translate", "context": ["This is us, Montrealers standing out with our brothers on a cold night, saying fuck you to terrorism.", "This story isn't offbeat", "How can you tell unless you read French?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Soy pocho no me Andes chingando lol", "context": ["Mexico, the current title holder, is eliminated from the Olympics", "Is football the most popular sport in Mexico?", "Second to border crossing", "only the poors crosses the border like that", "Es chiste guey no la agas de pedo.", "hagas*"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Thank god for their trashy daughters.", "context": ["This wedding photo", "Trashy people get married all of the time.", "And reproduce all of the time."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'll give you BB8 and K2, but 3PO was techincally Padme's by the time of Revenge of the Sith, while r2 belonged to Bail, meaning its not far off to say that it belongs to Leia.", "context": ["For my weekly design project, i did the women of star wars and their droids", "Cool, but I think K2 would object to being called Jyn's droid", "And BB-8 is Poe's, not Rey's.", "And same thing about other droids"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Does this tip work for plastic bongs or will corrode it?", "context": ["This is my thanksgiving, as a single man.", "Dude clean your fucking bong jesus christ.", "rubbing alcohol and salt"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "the start was a 1v3 he was just playing around the smoke to make it an effective 1v1", "context": ["Hiko 1v5", "Jesus christ he has a 1v5 every morning.", "More like 5 1v1's because he's playing against idiots but yeah..."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Gd for me, cuz im not american haha", "context": ["Czech declares new nation Republic of Liberland in no man's land between Croatia and Serbia", "How much to buy it out and style myself as king?", "Well, since I guess you are American, you are probably too poor."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Zero hour contracts, be grateful we allow you to pop in and have a few hours work when we really need you enough to have to pay you.", "context": ["John Lewis slashes staff bonus to 6% - the lowest in 63 years", "Be grateful you get a bonus.", "Race to the bottom."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What other water source do you suggest?", "context": ["Nearly 20 Texas towns could run out of water in 90 days", "Heaven forbid that Texas actually spends money on anything like infrastructure that might help mitigate this problem.", "Or you know stop selling water from lakes and draining them to records lows."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "In Saudi Arabia, they're the same thing.", "context": ["Saudi demands Qatar 'shut down Al-Jazeera'", "They should just invade and annex Qatar, that's the modern way.", "You mean 19th century fashion."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I feel like his offensive sensibilities are so much different from any other Madrid midfielder, which ultimately forces the defense to think in a different way", "context": ["Toni Kroos scores against Athletic club", "Kroos got by like the entire defense playing 1-2's... Maybe time to give him a little more offensive freedom", "Just maybe"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "All you have to do is say you have back pain and you'll get millions!", "context": ["Destroying evidence on camera is allowed, because afterwards the evidence is gone!", "Reading this thread has caused me to suffer actual physical pain.", "SUE THEM!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's a pretty bad joke, there are multiple locations still open in Seattle.", "context": ["Four years ago in Capitol Hill", "I forgot how cheap gas was four years ago compared to today.", "And that there was a Blockbuster Video.", "Am I the only one left living in a city with a functioning blockbuster?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not a very effective ban, I've been buying them at a European market near my place for over a decade.", "context": ["Guy rages nearly causes an accident.", "What's the little blue and orange thing reflecting in the windscreen?", "A kinder egg toy.", "Banned in the USA because people might eat them."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Legit that kid looks like a pc player and one that cares a lot about the divide.", "context": ["See you in juvie bitch", "Gotta love how while he was running, he lagged out then hit 30 frames again.", "Poor console player :("]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I've never had orangutan, how's the flavor?", "context": ["Android O is here", "calling it right now: The next Android name will be Orange Jello", "Android Orangutan"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "LIke how the Red Army \"liberated\" eastern europe, by raping and murdering the populations of poland, romania, Czechoslovakia, the baltics to Russian Freedom, and maintaining it for decades.", "context": ["TIL a 1999 Russian book re-tells Lord Of The Rings from Sauron's perspective with Gandalf and the fellowship as the villains", "If Russians are good at anything it is rewriting history to make the most evil and oppressive acts into heroism.", "God forbid we doubt anything and look at things from different point of view"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's different when the killer is a figure of authority.", "context": ["Just a good guy with a gun.", "So who is going to pay for the burned down buildings and looted stores?", "I don't agree with rioting, but at the same time letting cops shooting innocent black kids happens *way too fucking much*.", "Well I think black kids killing black kids occurs too much... it seriously is a shame it has to be a white man for death of children to be recognized"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well then, start hosting good games with good people.", "context": ["MRW the guy who bought six Chinese T-55 knockoffs and four utility helos with rockets strapped to the side at deploy, then took the same lane someone had flared, says his team are noobs", "That's not a lot for 1000 points.", "Because it wasn't an 1000 point start.", "Well then, looks like you need to start hosting better games.", "... I wasn't the host."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah it could be, I don't but those cheap razors anyway", "context": ["Tesco cuts price of women's razors so they cost the same as men's", "Surprising that they didn't just raise the price of men's.", "Suprising that women dont just buy the mens if its truly the same thing and the women's one is just more expensive because its pink.", "The thing is they are not usually the same and I find I cut myself really easily with men's razors as they are designed to be use with the face and women's and meant to glide over legs and under arms", "Do you think that could be a factor in the price difference?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Nothing says balanced like body shots between cod matches!", "context": ["Superior 9gagger gamer teen", "Meanwhile the teens who lived balanced lifestyles were too busy with their lives and shit to weigh in.", "Yes, I balanced my life between heavy partying and heavy gaming."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Maybe she's not racist, just pragmatic.", "context": ["Better be not not black.", "It should be fairly easy to not match if you take a millisecond to look at what youre swiping", "She is trying to weed out SJWs.", "Because anyone who wouldn't date a racist is an SJW"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Have u ever sat in math class with all asian kids?", "context": ["Introducing TSM Trump!", "I wonder what him and Massan will be able to accomplish", "Have you ever sat in math class with 2 Asian kids?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I can only assume he was using man to describe both men and women", "context": ["Embarrassed face of a police officer after he was caught on camera buying new shoes for a homeless man", "Good men make good cops.", "Good ~~men~~ people make good cops."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Really hope you accidentally missed a one off that number there.", "context": ["\"Morning (insert character for your personal crack ship here).\"", "I'm pretty sure everyone would freak out if they realized they were with a 15 year old minor.", "Age of consent is 6 years where I am."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Probably on the other sides of the stadium.", "context": ["Football fans in Germany disturb moment of silence for Mali terror victims shouting \"Merkel must go!\"", "And you can bet your ass these same folks were outraged when Turkish supporters disrupted the minute silence for France.", "Where are all the *moderate* Germans condemning these hooligans?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "i got an email from them two years ago telling me to drop out my sophmore year and go pursue music there", "context": ["Some life decisions are easier than others", "Congrats on going to your dream college!", "University of Pheonix baby!", "Nope, it's the Bards College."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Now where did I put that white suit?", "context": ["Ed Helms starring in \"Naked Gun\" reboot", "I wonder if they can get OJ to appear in it.", "Ray Lewis as \"Nordberg.\"", "the similarities are endless", "Except Ray Lewis didn't kill anybody."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "yeah are we supposed to predict shit.", "context": ["Rush hour drivers drive me crazy", "What if I told you that I need to get into the right lane to turn in a mile or so and that space you left is the only one I'm able to use to do that?", "then use your turn signal"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not many countries but half the world lol.", "context": ["UK: 1973 vs Today", "You can't call it Freedom when you joined voluntarily and can decide when you leave", "I swear, if people try to celebrate 'Independence Day' on the anniversary of leaving I will roll my eyes so hard they may fall out.", "It's funny because the UK's the reason many countries have Independence Days in the first place."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "credibility doesn't exist in you world", "context": ["Tattoo i got yesterday of the molecular structure of DMT.", "DMT tattoos are only cool if they are directly on the Pineal gland.", "Protip: There's no evidence that DMT is produced in the pineal gland.", "Counterpoint: JOE ROGAN."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Only if he has a black heart.", "context": ["BJP's friend Ramdev calls Modi govt arrogant, lauds Rahul for being on right track", "Next time Putra Beej Thingy like controversy comes up on randia, there will be less support for him.", "Isn't he anti national already?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Dodge Charger: Official Car of \"My Dad's a Cop\"", "context": ["Douchebag car, consistent with asshole attitude.", "Looks like a pretty awesome car to me", "ughh chargers scream douchebag", "Dodge Charger: because you like to hear the engine roar for a second before you accelerate."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The highlight intro, and I think Bastion's bio too", "context": ["Solid Gold Bastion painting", "I enjoy the fact that even Ganymede is gold.", "How do we know the bird's name again?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And I thought the first two sealed dungeons were long enough.. Eek.", "context": ["Just cleared Inner Steyliff Dungeon after 5 hours AMA.", "How many rooms did you have to go through roughly to get to the end?", "its 100 floors"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Iran was not very stable during the Iran-Iraq war and during the Shah's dictatorship years.", "context": ["US removes Iran and Hezbollah from list of terror threats", "*That's* how badly we've fucked up the Middle East: Iran is now our beacon of stability.", "Iran has been the most stable country in the middle east since the 90s.", "*1790s"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I guess mumbai gets shitty ones because here as per crime branch 11gms is 10800", "context": ["Meth is the new pick of Delhi's party-hoppers", "The funniest part is meth, and heroin are the most expensive drugs in india and meanwhile all over the world they are considered low grade", "We'll, cocaine is the most expensive one, around 34000/- for a tola (11grams) and subjective to the purity and content Cocaine pricing are almost in tandem of gold"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Prolly Australia, but we'd really say 'cheeky c@nt'", "context": ["Pot, meet kettle: Obama sharply criticizes China's plans for encryption backdoors.", "Where I come from, we would call Obama a cheeky bastard.", "Russia?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "At least he isn't walking around with drafting pencils, those things are deadly.", "context": ["*facepalm*", "I really hate this type of shit.. its like religious faux wit that makes you want to grind a golf pencil through your arm every time you read something like it", "Stop carrying pencils, dude."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Live long enough and the tectonic plates will have moved, albeit not far enough to make a difference in comparison to the size of a hospital building.", "context": ["If I die in the same hospital as I was born in the average velocity of my life would be 0 That's a pretty depressing vector", "Our solar system is still hurtling around the the milky way", "The OP probably meant the average velocity relative to the earth."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": ".people with girlfriends who get laid me more than me .me .people with brilliant tactical minds/reflexes/aim/performance under pressure", "context": ["Salty rank explanations", "* Lows * Your rank * Nerds", "- people that drive to slow - my speed - maniacs This pretty much applies to everything.", "* Noobs * Me * People with no life"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Tie bricks to your feet and jump off of a bridge", "context": ["Seven layered tea from the tea state of Bangladesh", "There's eight layers.", "There's an expression for identifying more than one thing and in this case it would be: \"There ARE 8 layers\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "what does allowing cookies even mean?", "context": ["on april fools i allowed cookies on an online store, today i got this in the mail.", "If he didn't order it, how did they get his address?", "*she and you had to enter your adress when u allowed the cookies"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I guarantee you these kinds of people would be having kids with or without welfare...or do you think poor ignorant people just started having excessive amounts of children in the 1960s?", "context": ["You look pregnant", "it's always the ones that shouldn't procreate at all that procreate the most", "Welfare."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "never drank a shot glass of any alcohol", "context": ["what is the best way to convince a woman to do anal?", "Lots of liquor... Shit ton", "she's anti alcohol and so am I like I'll mix 5 spoonful of rum in a glass of something if I really want to drink"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I assume it's a lot cheaper there than it would be in any civilized European country/ the US.", "context": ["VP Fans Have Signs Indicating Which Site C9 Are At?", "This crowd is one of the worst I've seen.", "Romania always has the worst crowds, can Dreamhack stop hosting events there yet?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "18x the exp is all you gotta say", "context": ["Mod Rowley about things that give high xp for leveling weapons (like Jellies)", "How about you do your testing and don't punish us for your mistakes... We have no reference of what we \"should\" be getting", "This is especially true after a 1.8k% buff"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I would like to petition Reddit to stop considering petitions, news.", "context": ["Marijuana legalization petition hits enough signatures for UK parliament debate - A petition for the full legalization of marijuana in the UK has gathered more than 130,000 signatures in just four days", "A post about a UK petition for debate in UK parliament and all I read about in the thread is Obama being a bitch.", "World news my arse."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Have you ever seen more than one James Bond movie in your life?", "context": ["Idris Elba dad joke", "I wish they'd make him the next Bond.", "Sorry, James Bond is white.", "JAMES BOND'S RACE IS A CRITICAL PART OF THE CHARACTER, EVERY SINGLE STORY HINGES ON THE FACT THAT HE IS CAUCASIAN.", "why unnecessarily change the character, though?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The former is not a pun, though.", "context": ["Petition to have Ana say \"you're grounded\" when killing pharah", "This is a double pun because she's a flying character.", "That's only one pun.", "You're Grounded as in Ana is Pharah's mom and You're Grounded as in Pharah falls to the ground when she's put to sleep."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not only that but the beig ostracized by everyone and the criminal charges would put you in with those kind of people.", "context": ["sixstringzen gives a personal account of how backyard wrestling ruined lives", "Wrestling did ruined Jeff's life but it looks like Bill's life was mostly ruined by narcotics.", "Yeah, because it's not like causing a friend to become severely mentally retarded would result in lasting and severe psychological trauma."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Lol, it's a stretch, but it is what came to mind when I read it myself actually.", "context": ["Breaking Bad reference in Batman 24", "Ehhh..... Not really.", "Yeah, it's a stretch.", "Well, I liked it so... oh well."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This changes nothing in my mind", "context": ["Very confusing time for me on this site", "Im neither fat nor thin, I'm bisexual.... Where do I stand?", "Bent over half the time is my guess.", "I didn't get it until I realized you probably thought I was a guy"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "So black people should change, not the racists?", "context": ["Friends car got broken into last night, the thieves decided to go to Burger King and take selfies with his iPad... Anyone recognize these guys?", "Objectively speaking, it doesnt help the stereotype that theyre a couple black dudes that jacked a car :(", "well if blacks stopped committing crimes then maybe blacks would stop looking bad."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Set on his goals Kanye house", "context": ["TIL: There is an island known as \"Just Room Enough Island\" that has just enough room for a tree and a house.", "Kame's House", "Is it Kame house or Kame house?", "Kanye house", "I miss the old Kanye house.", "Straight from the 'Go Kanye house", "Chop up the soul Kanye house"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Don't be a tourist in disputed territories.", "context": ["Palestinians attempt to lynch five American tourists in Hebron", "Well, hopefully they've learned their lesson", "And that lesson is?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's why I get them free of charge :)", "context": ["Turkey flag steam background?", "t*rks probably can't afford steam cards anyways", "And you can't afford AAA titles"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "legos legos legos legos legs I love playging with legos legos legos to build a lego lego legolego future we can believe in legos with my legos", "context": ["A new method of torture", "This torture should be reserved for people who buy children Megabloks when they CLEARLY asked for Legos.", "Don't want to be THAT guy, but the plural of Lego is Lego."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well, that's what the Christians said about the nunbelievers, too.", "context": ["TIL That the city of Dresden was ordered to be destroyed by the allies, and they obeyed.", "The winners write the history.", "safe to say the Nazis were a little more in the wrong than us."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's more reminiscent of a shade of orange to me.", "context": ["Cardinal Red Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG Black Series", "That is a shade of orange.", "Or a shade of red"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And how is that connected to the rest of Russia?", "context": ["Estonian POV of Europe", "Russia finally has that good access to the Atlantic Ocean!", "Kaliningrad?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What on earth made them think that world powers is bad for your young mind?", "context": ["I was banned from using Reddit Until I persuade my parents otherwise, I probably wont be on reddit ^much", "So what was the reason given?", "Apparently we are all criminals"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "How could you take anyone else at 3?", "context": ["Bears in trade talks with Browns to trade up to the 8th pick", "Buckner will be taken #3", "The Chargers would be insane to pass up on Tunsil or Ramsey"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Rust shits on the toilet; also Go is a programming language", "context": ["Google's new OS is really coming along", "-1 for not using Rust or Go", "-1 for using \"Rust\" and \"Go\" in the same sentence without the phrase \"shits on\" in between."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Really they should scare them off the path so they don't get comfortable there.", "context": ["NBC 5: People put Meow Mix on bike trail then watch bobcat and coyote fight over it", "Look at these morons, way too close to wild animals.", "yeah...on a public bike trail, those idiots"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's because yours are filled with real food", "context": ["A hotdog toaster.", "I was in my late 20s before I found out that hot dogs are already cooked and we merely heat them.", "uhm, on ours in europe there is a warning saying you have to properly cook them or you basically will die"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Funny they forgot to mention the positive one", "context": ["AskMen, for which stereotype do you have first hand evidence that proves the stereotype is true?", "Pretty much all stereotypes about black people: that they're loud, violent, stupid etc.", "Big dick?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I couldn't tell the singer apart from any of the other blonde women.", "context": ["The Asian girl forcing a smile in the background of this video slays me", "So, no one told her that she has no talent or that this is pretty racist?", "Aren't Ninjas Japanese and not Chinese?", "I doubt that singer could tell you the difference between the two"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I could only think of something obscure- Use Hunt's tomato paste and put a lock of hair on it for the -tress part because tress noun 1. a long lock of a woman's hair.", "context": ["r-cher", "Ahh decapitated, dismembered stickman with a shield what class will this one before?", "Unfortunately I couldn't think of anything for huntress, otherwise that would have been priority."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I remember the first time I saw the Navy Seals copypasta I didn't know it was a thing so I sincerely tried to get the guy who posted it to deescalate", "context": ["Ashley Lynch can dish it but can't take it", "When mental illness prevents you from telling apart mockery and threats.", "This reminds me of when Wil Wheaton's wife was being threatened by someone who claimed to be \"a Navy Seal with over 300 confirmed kills.\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "because they are all likely 100% genetically vietnamese, and it's unlikely there's 4 other kids in the school who are 100% genetically part of a small and homogenous population like hte vietnamese", "context": ["It was they last time they would say it, and they said it well", "they are likely more genetically related to each other than any other group of 4 kids at the school who aren't siblings.", "What makes you say that?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But fire is super effective against steel!", "context": ["Woah.", "Next you are going to tell me ditto is a failed mew.", "Or that Gengar is Clefable's shadow.", "Or that jet fuel can't melt steel beams"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Most people, of all races, religions and political affiliations, would rather be right then learn something.", "context": ["Definition", "I wish arguments were seen as less of a competition to be won and more of an opportunity to share ideas and learn from each other :(", "You are the voice of reason, but this website has no room for reason on either side."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "These are the sort of people who think that women who get raped deserved it.", "context": ["No, Giving Teen Girls The HPV Vaccine Does Not Encourage Them To Have Sex", "\"But, but, I want my daughter to get cancer if she should slip up and have unprotected sex...\" I have never heard an articulation of the anti-vac argument that I didn't interpret in this manner.", "It's almost as if these people have no understanding of natural sexual tendencies and don't see rape as a potential occurence"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I graduated six years ago but I still use \"badde 5alles 3elme\".", "context": ["CoverVoice - Episode 2 with Rakan Nimer CTO of et3arraf", "The middle eastern version of Tinder *et3arraf wi etgawez* I wonder if it works..", "Mabrouk l3aris salaf.", "Please la2."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You know the old saying, Africa starts at the Alps?", "context": ["The Czech interior ministry wants to change the constitution to let its citizens use guns against terrorists", "Soooo who decides who the terrorists are?", "You just look if they're brown or not", "I'm italian, olive skin, this means I'm in danger too?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They don't understand the government paying for things isn't literally magical and has absolutely no consequences.", "context": ["The Liberals Daily Struggle", "They gladly accept both.", "Yeah they can try but the math just doesn't work out."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The Nazis used a square, right-pointing swastika, but swastikas pointing in either direction (and at various angles and in various shapes) have been in use by numerous cultures for thousands of years.", "context": ["Ordered some steel flat T plates and they arrived like this.", "Yea, swastikas are pretty satisfying.", "It's not the correct orientation to be a swastika."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Ain't seein' no Garfield label 'round here", "context": ["Unpopular Opinions about Monstercat", "Label is a little cringey honestly.", "What does that mean?", "Probably the fact that it's focused on a story of a cartoon cat."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, but they're girls, so it's fine.", "context": ["Because of the color of his skin I don't care about a kid being eaten by an alligator", "If you didnt care because you dont know the kid thats fine thats a normal reaction but not caring because of the kids skin colour is racist.", "Ah ah ah, it's not racist if a poc is saying it", "I'm pretty sure the woman who tweeted this was white.", "Most of the tumberlites that bash white people are themselves white living off of mommy and daddy's money."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's not good behavior, that's just years of not getting caught", "context": ["Who is buying this dumb shit", "2 ribbon boot ass Cpls, that's who.", "I'll have you know I just got my good cookie thank you very much!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We have a female national team as well, just saying.", "context": ["Robert Lewandowski goal against Atletico Madrid (1-0)", "So, is it a son or daughter?", "Better be a son so we have a future world class striker for Poland"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Probably, that's the level of obsession/dedication/passion you need to be at that level", "context": ["On this day 10 years ago, a 19 year old by the name of Lionel Messi decided to recreate Maradona's goal of the century.", "When I was 19 I was searching for Lisa Ann POV.", "I mean who knows what Messi does in his spare time.", "it's probably football"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "you have to wear skinny jeans and watch soccer.", "context": ["Not all those who wander are lost", "everyone else - crippling student debt", "Maybe you shouldn't have been born in US then.", "Friendly reminder that a lot of European countries offer free university to international students", "What's the catch?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Up 10000 views in 2 hours.", "context": ["Matthew McConaughey has a youtube channel that nobody watches", "That's what I love about the internet, Matthew McConaughey keeps posting and his subscriber amount keeps staying the same.", "Not for long."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "haha right bro me neither ;)", "context": ["if you need help in the DZ?", "Fingers crossed the devs don't implement that ban lol", "Lol I didn't even do the glitch but okay"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Actually, the brimstone snaps in two", "context": ["HOLY SHIT I JUST DID THE SPEED CHALLANGE WITH 2 SECONDS LEFT MY ADRENALLINE IS THROUGH THE ROOF I HOPE THIS SUB ALLOWS ALL CAPS POSTS", "Should we tell him?", "About that one achievement in under x min to defeat that one boss?", "And then Eds ghost flies in like \"WHO LIKED THE OLD ACHIEVEMENTS ANYWAYS BRB MAKING BEAT DELIRIUM IN 1 SECOND\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's okay buddy... It's okay... Have a kleenex Crying_Indian", "context": ["Hey, Shitty_Watercolor made it to CNN!", "It's Shitty_Watercolo*u*r", "I'm sure he's honoured whether they spelled his name right or not.", "You're right man, I didn't do shit and *I* feel honored."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The word colored is still ok to say outside the US.", "context": ["I really need to limit my sons exposure to my super Conservative father-in-law.", "Well, he's not wrong.", "Oh fuck you, I'm Muslim and if anyone's the bad guy here it's you stupid Americans who can't see a colored person whithout going apeshit, I mean you guys are supposed to be one of the top countries in the world and yet you act like you just realized your not the only ones in the world"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"Don't do it S1mple, he's got a family!\"", "context": ["S1mple explain how cs go working", "so many people here taking this at face value, damn", "People are sarcastic all day on this sub, but as soon as a pro is sarcastic its like they killed an innocent family"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "To take note while Sikhs can, even Hindus during Ayyappa rituals, Muslims are not allowed to grow beard in India in most departments.", "context": ["Police Officer Helps Speeding Student Tie His Tie", "I've never seen a police officer who wasn't clean-shaven, I didn't actually know they were allowed to grow beards.", "In India, police officers are paid more if they grow a beard / mustache"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Also what happens when you hire bored 20-something-year-olds who have the project attention span of a puppy.", "context": ["Facebook Flash- a near exact clone of Snapchat released on the Play Store", "First there was Facebook Poke on iOS, then Facebook Slingshot, then Facebook messenger Snapchat clone features, now Facebook flash?", "the good old \"keep throwing shit at the wall and see what sticks\" approach."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Depends on the LOD distance settings.", "context": ["Accurate.", "that math though LOL", "It's like the shroedinger's cat, you would be rich and poor at the same time, endlessly.", "If a feminist autistically screams in the woods and no one hears does she make a sound?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We need poacher poachers AND Chinese buyer poachers.", "context": ["Chinese demand for ivory is devastating Tanzania's elephant population | Chinese criminal gangs are causing Tanzania to lose more elephants to poaching than any other African country, says a report by the Environmental Investigation Agency", "We need poacher poachers", "Or the Chinese can just stop buying it"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's me, (almost) every other day.", "context": ["while (Headphones == On) do { Find_a_New_Dope_Song(); Listen_To_It_All_Day_Long(); Get_Bored_Of_It_Eventually(); } while (Headphones == On)", "That would run code once even if *headphones* aren't equal to *on*", "Should be do { if (headphones == on) { Find_a_New_Dope_Song(); Listen_To_It_All_Day_Long(); Get_Bored_Of_It_Eventually(); } else { Try_In_Vain_To_Find_Who_Stole_Your_Headphones(); Listen_To_Random_Overheard_Snippets_Of_Conversations(); } Go_Home(); Use_Computer_All_Evening_In_Slightly_Smaller_Environment(); Sleep(); } while (breathing == true); }"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Personally that whole category is stupid, there is only Europe.", "context": ["20 ways to break Europe", "Greece as \"new Europe\" ...I dont know how to repond", "It's not like Greece is the birth place of modern civilization or anything like that.", "That's why Greece should be put in the \"Oldest Europe\" category."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He'll win for as long as the big parties are splitting up there left vote and conservatives take the right.", "context": ["ISIS is attempting to lure Canadian girls to travel abroad to marry them, using tactics straight out of the playbooks of sex traffickers and pedophiles, says a new documentary to be broadcast this weekend.", "I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that's probably because they *are* sex trafficking pedophiles.", "also, its not *just* Canadian women they are going after either.", "No but it's a convenient time to release this documentary in Canada, what with Bill C-51 and all.", "What with the election coming up and all", "I swear, if Harper wins again because of this I'm gonna personally go give isis a piece of my mind, and hopefully some lead"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No, adults are racist, and we're afraid of becoming the elderly.", "context": ["I really hate myself for it.", "Congratulations, you're finally an adult!", "So the general consensus in this thread is that adults are racists and hate the elderly?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My local Duke also owns about half of Scotland, he's the biggest single landowner in the UK.", "context": ["Tories launch biggest crackdown on trade unions for 30 years", "If the Tories are cracking down on Labour's backers this much, I expect the next Labour government to immediately criminalise country estates when elected.", "I'd be happy if we could just stop 5 guys owning half the land up here"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It is ugly as shit, but I'd support it if it was optional.", "context": ["Remember the old attack style interface?", "I want this and the old game frame back.", "wish we had an option for 2006 game frame"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I read that in his voice :D", "context": ["So this is gonna be standard legal.", "Somebody call DesolatorMagic!", "This will *literally* ruin all of magic"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "At the very least, it seems sped up", "context": ["15 y/o shreds 'Through the Fire and the Flames' by Dragonforce", "\"Take 1\" Immediate cut.", "Not to mention the cut at 4:49 to show a close up on the guitar where the whammy bar magically changes position.", "It's actually pretty obvious that all she is doing is playing one note at a time and they're just cutting them all together in post"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The Western world is built on Christian values.", "context": ["Atheist academic calls for religion 'to be offended at every opportunity': Dawkins says it's ridiculous to be accused of racism when you criticise Islam", "I find it appalling that Christianity is fair game for mocking, but if you criticize Islam you will be called a racist or an \"Islamophobe.\"", "Do you also find it appalling that no one is calling on a total ban of Christians entering this country?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "well in democracy it should be judiciary but some people prefer vigilante justice or cop killing.", "context": ["Gujarat model of clean chits", "I feel about this the way I felt about it in Mohra: As long as the bad guys die, I couldn't care less if the encounter was fake or real.", "but who decides if they are bad or good?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Well I mean from what we've heard of xeno no one could even attempt to take him on because the moment you tried hes already removed you and the entire universe from existence.", "context": ["Vegeta vs Saitama", "Lol, this is going to get downvoted like crazy since people here freak out and get really pissy at the notion that Saitama could take on DBZ characters.", "he is a gag character... he could take on anyone.... even xeno guy there's no point in arguing over this shit"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Nah, nah, nah, it was the *bus* that did the fucking.", "context": ["Liam Fox denies sending controversial tweet - while sitting in front of picture of it", "I mean, it's not as bad as that fucking bus, but it's close.", "Hang on, who fucked a bus?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That's what the driver of the Honda told me too.", "context": ["Distracted Honda reverses into me.", "I call insurance scam attempt.", "He blocked the crossing and forgot to look in his mirrors before reversing"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Why don't you post it to SRS and summon your other clamhurt legbeards into the fray?", "context": ["I can honestly say I am shocked", "Fuck off with this bullshit.", "Do you say the same to posts that are racist against blacks?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Water vapor, according to some other discussions going on here.", "context": ["Sunset behind power station makes the steam look like fire", "It might as well be.", "You realize this is most likely steam though, right?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Like 20 different types of fun", "context": ["If this works I'm buying that 5th grader pizza and pokemon lures.", "Super cheesy, I would not respond to this.", "You sound like fun"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This is actually 3 times as big.", "context": ["Minas Tirith recreated as a sand castle", "what's the scale on that?", "1:1"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because Marxism works out *so* well amirite", "context": ["My mom, before and after the 1979 Iranian Islamic Revolution", "That revolution went counter clockwise.", "It was hijacked by Islamic extremism, originally started by university students and Marxist protestors"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "While Rubio is still in it to win it.", "context": ["Sanders wins Maine decisively", "I like how they write: he claims \"momentum\".., putting momentum in quotes, even though theyre quoting him.", "Ya, apparently this guy thinks winning 3/4 states in a weeked, rising poll numbers, and record breaking fund raising equals \"momentum.\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The earth is flat but is still totes rotating.", "context": ["Stabilising to Milky Way shows the rotation of the earth", "Flatearthers are going to have a tough time with that one.", "I'm sure they will figure out some justification."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Haha now I feel like a jackass", "context": ["AF1 stays the most iconic shoe", "What are the grey ones called?", "Air Force 1 \"*Grey*\""]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Every Breath You Take, you mean", "context": ["Outside my bedroom window for 2+ hours", "Are you sure they weren't holding up a boombox playing a Peter Gabriel song?", "He's holding a Beats Pill playing \"I'll Be Watching You\" by the Police"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Or influence Congress to pass laws to protect your privacy, for example by sharing your opinions on public forums.", "context": ["TIL that in 2009 Eric Schmidt, Google's Chairman, said \"If you have something that you don't want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn't be doing it in the first place\" when confronted about the search engine's privacy policies.", "He's entitled to his opinion but not my privacy policies.", "Don't use Google then."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Right now they're doing it for themselves", "context": ["Manchester City have qualified for the quarter-finals of the Champions League for the first time.", "Manchester City is fighting hard so that Arsenal doesn't lose its spot.", "Nah, you're fighting for United's arses now"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's unlikely that you could hike it even if you wanted to.", "context": ["Obviously she didn't do enough cross fit.", "She did actually summit though, which 99.999999999% of reddit couldn't do.", "Ya, because I would rather drink beers than pay a ton of money to go to Asia to hike up a giant mass of snowy rocks."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you don't like being raped you should ask your rapist nicely to stop.", "context": ["If only all the companies sending me things could be this awesome.", "Good work.... haters gunna hate i beleive thats one of the most BS taxes out there", "if you don't like the taxes you should lobby to change them"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah that means that he can use blood barrage/blitz though, whereas this dude had to eat purple sweets haha", "context": ["1 Pray 1 Defence JAD RECORD - Rendimento", "Which part is the record as I know 1 def/no protect pray capes have been done before.", "The only pictures/videos I can find are people using instakill darts pre-EOC.", "\"Pot Up Son\" did it a few weeks ago, he was 31 prayer though- but that still means no overheads."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No big deal ... it's the Jersey Slide ... everyone there expects that from anyone on the road.", "context": ["Just once, I wish I could witness this happen to some slow bastard on 6th.", "**PULLS SLOW JERKS OUT OF PASSING LANE** socially_awesome_awkward_penguin.jpg **CROSSES 6 LANES OF TRAFFIC WITHOUT SIGNALING**", "Emergency lights?", "He crossed back with no blinkers, just drifted across a couple lanes."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Reread the post you replied to.", "context": ["TIL of Death Bear, a person in a seven-foot-tall bear costume who could be summoned via text message to visit New York homes to collect and remove painful reminders of breakups", "See this is the kind of thing we hear about Japan and assume they are crazy.", "But Death Bar only services Brooklyn."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "DAE MSN GOAT FRONT THREE LOL", "context": ["Official: FIFA Ballon D'or 3 nominees: Messi, Ronaldo and Neymar", "All those calling for Suarez's inclusion over Ronaldo, recency bias much?", "This sub has the memory of a fish."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Lemme guess, Sarkhan Vol is heart?", "context": ["Oath of Nissa", "Superfriends support with awkward art continues!", "I imagine them standing in a circle, grimly facing one another and summoning Captain Planet."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Actually reminds me of \"Hurt\" so much", "context": ["Oh, fuck off.", "That bottom pic is making me wanna listen to trance.", "makes me wanna listen to vaporwave"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "when do i get my moat?", "context": ["Antarctica Just Shed a Manhattan-Sized Chunk of Ice", "In my semi professional opinion as someone in a completely unrelated field: probably not good.", "Not nearly as bad as the growing fault line on the same shelf that's about to release an iceberg one third the size of Wales."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "he can start learning from tomorrow", "context": ["West Ham 0-1 Manchester United - Mata 63'", "Valencia & Lingered watch and learn, thats called finishing", "And Antonio"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You'll sooner see Belupo win itthan Hajduk top kek", "context": ["GNK Dinamo Zagreb win their 11th league title in a row", "Ez", "Imagine the scenes when this run ends.. Belupo to win the 16/17 season."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah but with Stephen Drew out he's our starting second baseman", "context": ["Chris Young just struck out against... the pitching machine.", "its gonna be a long season", "Calm down, he's a bench player."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Or sent the parts 1 by 1 :D", "context": ["CSGO Scratch made Butterfly knife IRL (full metal)", "I would buy one", "Balisongs are illegal in most countries.", "I didn't sharpen it so technically it is not a knife"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Might be because the Scots are ancestoraly migrated Irish.", "context": ["The average face of women across the world.", "Hellllllo Finland and Russia.", "I'm disappointed that they left out Estonia (yet included Latvia/Lithuania)", "And they included England, Ireland and Wales but omitted Scotland."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Lol, to me it looks gross if it's overcooked", "context": ["First attempt Beef Wellington", "Damn, that looks delicious.", "That half cooked meat looks nasty."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "don't lie, you only watch rape porn, admit it.", "context": ["Masturbating to other people fucking, is a weird way of finding happiness in other people's happiness.", "\"They look so happy together... I came\"", "Tbh...I mean...I DO like it when they look like they're super into each other..o.o"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This one is a special kind of stupid", "context": ["Good read about why re-signing Tanev was a no-brainer for the Canucks", "The guy in the comments of the article is fucking stupid.", "people in comment sections of any article are fucking stupid"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Except for people with guns...and molotovs, and bricks, and cars, and police", "context": ["My girlfriend received a small metal spray bottle from her mother in her stocking, and proceeded to try it on herself", "She works in a not-so-good neighborhood in Brooklyn so with all the violence and protests going on her mother thought it would be a good idea.", "You should buy her a sword instead, no one fucks with someone that carries a sword."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The issue with the eject button, which is a pretty big deal if you play physical games, seems pretty common.", "context": ["What are some of your guyses unpopular PlayStation opinions?", "Neither the console, nor the controller, are very well made.", "What about the console isn't well made?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No but this noob moments are always on console", "context": ["Fastest round in my life", "Only on console", "Yes because every Siege player on pc is diamond rank?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Its Chandra Nair, ex editor of Official Nintendo Magazine", "context": ["Nintendo plans Mario Kart 8-level marketing push for its new shooter IP Splatoon | MCV UK", "Title made me think we were getting a Splatoon track in MK8!", "Pic made me think about who the hell is that guy"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yep, we're all a bunch of overreactive fucks.", "context": ["The fight I was on had seat to seat messaging", "Username is relevant.", "Always, sadly.", "That's a mobile game I'd invest in.", "*Snort* *Snort Snort* \"Wabada...eeeeeennnnnnn\" **PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT** *Crash*", "Oh you're clever if giving gold wasnt funding chairman pao I'd give it to you", "Is this going to be the new \"If i wasn't poor...\" excuse for things?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It definitely isn't OP has used a six pointed star, the star of David is a hexagram", "context": ["An old guy tried to add me on Facebook and his daughter posted this on his timeline.", "whats with the stars of david...?", "That's not the star of david", "It's definitely a Star of David."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I would have that if it weren't for these orange dev-kisses all over me.", "context": ["Casually Explained explains: Outside", "I wish I could've seen the other minority class perks and stats", "\"Natural arctic camouflage\" lol"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Mopping up, healing, and helping everybody get away from that D.Va ult", "context": ["Let me present to you \"The Trident\"", "How would a team even fight *this*?", "Pharah, maybe junkrat for mines and avoiding line of sight with reinhardt and trapping one.", "5 Junks and a Lucio will do it every time.", "5 Junkrats will get anything done, but whats the Lucio for?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The rest are military aged males that could have been fighting for their country.", "context": ["Danish Police Officer Has Had Enough of Syrian Girl Who Crossed the Border Illegally", "Too bad only 28% of the migrants are women and children.", "Rest are ISIS"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What are you trying to say?", "context": ["Steels Experience At i54 UK", "Can't believe how much he's talking when he's dead.", "He's the IGL and was also playing with 4 under average players.", "Under average compared to the pro scene but they're still better than most players"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It is a shithole to live in and they passively aggressively hate my country.", "context": ["China to send 700 troops to South Sudan to assist UN mission - fighting has threatened Beijing's oil investments -", "Not that I'm a fan of China, but protecting national interests is the only valid reason to use a nation's resources (e.g., military).", "Just out of interest, why aren't you a fan of China?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "After several years I just caught my first serious bass about this size a few weeks ago.", "context": ["I don't need no gosh darn pole", "Probably a stocked pond or fed fish but still...what a badass.", "I thought this would be the top comment"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you are genuinely asking, from Martin Margiela.", "context": ["Raf Simons FW16", "vetements 2.0", "Guess where vetements got it from mate"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The guys at MASH SF would like to have a word with you", "context": ["Mid 20's cool guy in a craft beer bar in the SF Bay Area starter pack", "The bike needs to be a fixie.", "Riding a fixie in SF would be dreadful"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You do what you gotta do to impress the ladies", "context": ["Alleged photo of North Korean special forces", "That camo", "The rambo shooting with his eyes closed does it for me"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "633 net upvotes even though this bill has fuck-all to do with mass surveillance.", "context": ["These are the 17 House Representatives that introduced a bill to let telecoms sell your personal internet history", "-R -R -R -R -R -R -R -R -R -R -R -R -R -R -R -R -R", "Must be a coincidence, since Reddit assured me that both parties are the exact same so there's no point in voting.", "I'm actually surprised how partisan this is wrh how bipartisan mass surveillance is"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Are you looking at his badge, or his bulge?", "context": ["This man just got detained for shooting at soldiers training near Hattiesburg, Mississippi at Camp Shelby.", "It's hard to tell if that's an off-duty cop, or just a patriotic good ol' boy.", "That looks like a badge on his belt."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Hell, at rank 12 EU I see a fair amount of Shaman but every other deck (the vast majority) still has C'Thun.", "context": ["Meta snapshot: The New Standard", "It's funny seeing people here say, \"great, now the ladder will be flooded with shaman and zoo...\" as if almost every game on ladder wasn't already against shaman or zoo.", "Around rank 17 on EU, _every_ deck I play has C'Thun in it."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Ohio state is not an ivy league school.", "context": ["When you order KFC and your credit card goes through", "Im actually curious as to what he was really doing.", "He got accepted into Cornell", "\"It's pronounced colonel and it's the highest rank in the military.\"", "\"It's pronounced Cornell and it's the highest rank in the Ivy League!\"", "I thought that was Ohio state"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Your name and linking to your you tube channel for fun?", "context": ["Current state of matchmaking (with suggestions)", "Ah good old matchmaking, glad im playing AltPug", "Yea I haven't touched MM in weeks, in fact there is some kid using my name right now cheating in MM :\\ Pretty much only doing 10 mans and altpug"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's probably adds to the reasons why Chivas USA is being shut down for 2015.", "context": ["Deadline in US Soccer Pro League Standards emerges as motive for sale of NASL's Fort Lauderdale Strikers", "Does this mean AEG has to sell Houston?", "And what does it mean for Chivas USA's league ownership?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't agree with him saying Luiz is a 'fucking clown of a defender' but don't you think at least Koscielny was/is a better CB than Luiz?", "context": ["David Luiz just posted this on Instagram.", "Wow, the reported fee for this fucking clown of a CB is simply baffling to me", "Better than you CBs."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Even though you didn't conduct war against the United States?", "context": ["I AM Edward Snowden, Ask Me Anything.", "What would happen to you if you just came home?", "I'd be arrested and tried for treason, if found guilty the punishment ranges from years and prison and thousands of dollars in fines, to death."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Also helps that a certain government official wrote books containing sex with minors so if the law applied to him creating those books it would be a shitstorm.", "context": ["Japan finally bans possession of child pronography.", "Can anyone knowledgeable on the subject explain why this is only a recent thing?", "They don't exactly adhere to the theory of 'liking child pornography causes a market' they rather see it as a way for people to not go after the children if they have access to the porn, whether real life abuse or animated"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No, Mencia stole that joke from his dad", "context": ["Don't underestimate people", "My dad shared this tidbit with me when I was in school : \"Don't underestimate a gay man in a fight, if he can take a dick, he can sure as hell take a punch\"", "Is your dad Carlos Mencia?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It's because it's so close to 'racist' that sometimes I think they just get confused and use the wrong word.", "context": ["For all the hate Millennials get, Boomers are a special kind of scumbag", "You keep using that word, but it doesn't mean what you think it means.", "Fascist is just a codeword for people liberals don't agree with."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Hence \"right now\", Strangethorn into Warden is going to suck to play against.", "context": ["Priest is Now Serving: Justice", "Priest is in a pretty good place now since Onyx Bishop, and I don't think anyone saw this coming.", "I hate to jump on the anti-hype train, but it's also still in the experimental phase along with the rest of the meta, and the gamebreaking card that everybody's anticipating, Menagerie Warden, still isn't out yet."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I am happy because they get to meet their god sooner.", "context": ["Killed for Christ in the Amazon (2017) - in 1956, five American missionaries were speared to death after making contact with a remote Ecuadorian tribe.", "Wow some pretty toxic comments in here", "Some users seem almost happy that these people died."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It honestly looks like he's going to drop the rifle pretty easily.", "context": ["Close range defense of our fort as the enemy storm the walls", "Way to hold a gun properly.", "It's an airsoft rifle, relax Rambo."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I actulally met hank, he was a good dude, i was hoping he would be an asshole so it would be easy to hate him", "context": ["After predictions they'd be terrible, Devils are off to a surprisingly hot start", "cue some analyst saying it's only fleeting and the Devils \"can't keep it up for long\"", "Then immediately after praise the Rangers and their Queen.", "To be fair, they are in first place and Hank has a .945 save pct."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "No he didn't, he had almost no idea what he's talking about", "context": ["Guy accuses veteran with medical condition of being a skinhead", "I actually liked listening to the vet explaining his opinion in detail.", "Yea, because he supported his viewpoint with facts."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Think him and Garrett are gonna try hitting some big records in the 165s", "context": ["Candito just released Advanced Bench Program + Explanation", "Is he ever going to compete again", "He said in twitter he's lifting outside of usapl/ipf next year"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He'd have more chances for sure considering how young he is.", "context": ["Guardian about S1mple teamplay", "so far", "One thing is sure, s1mple will never have another chance if he fucked up with NaVi"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If someone sent you a large shipment would your life be in danger because of the value?", "context": ["Today I made a weight bearing arch out of toilet paper rolls", "Look at Mr rich guy with 20 rolls of toilet paper.", "As a venezuelan, I haven't seen that much toilet paper together, in like 3 years."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There must be a small news story about it then.", "context": ["Stomp on me... I'll stomp on your life.", "Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.", "True story, actually."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I can't imagine anything worse than the accessible version of Reddit, every single bit of bullshit read out to you.", "context": ["Blind guys: do y'all just sit down to pee, or what?", "It would be hard to read this post if you couldn't see", "there are programs that can read it got you... also blind people have sighted friends"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He's squinting one eye, weirdly layering two gold chains, wearing two different gold earings, and he has a little stubble that's why he looks like a douche", "context": ["How would you go about getting your hair like this", "Go to the barber and ask for the Douchebag.", "I agree the guy looks like a complete douche, but I like his haircut.", "Why does he look like a douche?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "with bi-ped tribunal induction force headers", "context": ["Turbo NSX", "these were transverse mounted v6's, right?", "Close, longitudinal v7's."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Sorry, if you are non-white and have a bluish type vehicle, stay inside.", "context": ["LA cops shooting anyone in a blue Pickup truck in attempt to kill Christopher Dorner.", "If you're black and own a blue pickup, stay indoors.. no wait, stay indoors well away from where you park your truck.", "the people shot were Asian females...kinda hard to mistake them for a giant black man, no?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You know you have too much hair when you go in for half a head of highlights and they charge you for a full head.", "context": ["Dads ...finding the easy way since the beginning of time.", "As a black kid there was nothing that made me appreciate being a boy more than watching my sisters get their hair combed.", "As an Asian kid, I have no idea what the problem is."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I think the people who complain the most about the state of the US are people who don't actually live here.", "context": ["The movement has begun guys", "People who leave a country when it has problems rather than fix it... Good riddance.", "At what point do you stop trying to bail out the Titanic and start looking for a life boat?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Bylsma told the forwards to take 3 minute shifts, the defensemen to do snowangels in the corners and encouraged Nilsson to try a revolutionary new \"butt first\" goaltending stance.", "context": ["Post Game Thread - Philadelphia Flyers @ Buffalo Sabres - January 10th, 2017", "Sabres won despite Bylsma.", "Explain."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Some great recipes near the back", "context": ["XXL Article From 2009: \"Five signs Drake might be the next Asher Roth\"", "This is the most anti-Semitic thing I've read since *Mein Kampf*.", "You read Mein Kampf?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Sleezbag - yes, forced - not really", "context": ["Billy Bush suspended from \"Today\" show", "I just watched the whole video, and can't figure out what this Bush guy said that's supposedly so terrible that he needs to be fired over a 10-year old tape of some guys bullshitting.", "Did he not creepily encourage the woman into giving Trump a hug, knowing full well he was a disgusting creep who said he would force himself on her?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Look at Second Rzeczpospolita and take the lesson of what happens if you let Banderites into your country.", "context": ["Polish Minister of Development: We need to legalize the stay of all economic immigrants from Belarus, Vietnam and Ukraine to combat negative demographic trends", "Terrible idea.", "Care to elaborate?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But they make a cute couple!", "context": ["If Jesus had died today, he probably would have been the subject of many memes just like Harambe", "Is.... the Bible..... a giant collection of ancient memes and fan created lore?", "Well it's not the real deal if that's what you mean", "Next you're going to tell me Mercy isn't actually married to road hog."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Lalala I can't hear you, the alternate end is the real end, lalala.", "context": ["Spotted in my school library", "And that kids is how I met your mother.", "But then she'll die and I'll date the person I've called your aunt your whole life!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not if you actually want to stop it unfortunately.", "context": ["The Unrelenting Pundit-Led Effort to Delegitimize All Negative Reporting about Hillary Clinton", "People are so against Trump that they cannot condone anything negative about Hilary", "you can be against terrorism without condoning torture."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Then he'll complain about not receiving orders.", "context": ["Xbox one add me TinkerVirus I'm good at it all", "Don't tell me what to do..", "I'm sorry -___,-"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "For the consumer, not the general population and their taxes", "context": ["Tesla's Cars Will Soon Be Just As Affordable as Gas-Powered Vehicles", "Here in norway they are already much cheaper than any gas-powered car because of state subsidies.", "so not cheaper then."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The UK literally imprisons people for internet thought crimes.", "context": ["Preventing the return of Europe's authoritarian right", "What about the authoritarian left that's running the show into the ground atm?", "Name one country with authoritarian left government in EU right now ?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "if you combine all investments toronto fc has made to date, giovinco still wins.", "context": ["Sebastian Giovinco Wins 2015 MLS Golden Boot", "It's cool to see as an American who's just started following the MLS that he's had such a big impact already, big names like him are really making the league so much more popular here", "The best investment Toronto FC have ever made IMO."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The Klingon episodes got a lot better on DS9.", "context": ["Finally figured out why the Charlie Card looks so familiar to me...", "Needs more Worf", "Nobody liked the Klingon episodes."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "There's a rare pair of gloves that add +2 dexterity", "context": ["Magic rings", "Would be awesome if they were wearing gloves", "I know what you mean, but they would probably loose too much dexterity if they did."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I hear it's horribly compressed and pressed bad to where the record skips for some.", "context": ["Just copped these little beauties from a local record shop", "MBDTF I hear is not good quality but it comes with stuff so yeah best Kanye vinyl to buy from what I heard is 808s", "I've heard all his LPs are bad pressings", "I have all he official vinyls and MBDTF is the only one that has any issues.", "What's wrong with it?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They are misogynists who think they should be able to do or say anything to anyone as long as they don't physically touch them and not be called out for it.", "context": ["Awkward first night at a new gym.", "Did you make that clear to the white knight that ratted you out?", "whats up with reddit's hate for people stepping in at a situation like this?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Either works, although a thief lord would fits in better IMO.", "context": ["Slightly regretting not getting nyami for uoc", "Oh look it's the thief lord and his thief cat minions.", "*Demon?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You see comrade, glorious communist beans and rice are far superior than decedent capitalist beans and rice!", "context": ["Cuba achieved food security without destroying its environment and the rest of the world has taken notice: Cuba is presenting several of its original biotechnologies at an international business fair this week.", "Friends went to Cuba told me they have nothing to eat other than rice and beans... 80% of the food is imported... We are happy Cuba enjoy a pesticide free agriculture but before they are autonomous this is a bit of a joke.", "Most of Central America eats mostly rice and beans as their staple diet.", "Yeah but theirs is better because capitalism", "Lol what?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It might be a result of the mapmaking process then, rather than world generation.", "context": ["I love this game :)", "Seed please?", "custom map on the server i play on"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You clearly haven't had serotonin syndrome before", "context": ["LSD gets you Rickety Rickety Wrecked, Son!", "Goddamn i would give anything for this and interdeminsional cable", "LSD basically is interdimensional cable", "That's DMT.", "Hyperspace is wonderful, but if you aren't seeing other worlds on LSD, you aren't taking enough."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm sure we've seen Russel Peters on the front page before.", "context": ["Made in Canada!", "TO wasn't snowing when it was light out today, so my guess is Richmond Hill lol", "It was in Brampton lmao", "Why don't any good things from Brampton reach the front page"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "So long as the solution is final it will work.", "context": ["Munich Gunman Was 18-Year-Old German Iranian", "These past few months wil bring massive political change to Europe's landscape - the shift to the Right is inevitable, unless current leaders decide to grow some balls and start searching for a solution to Islamism in Europe.", "And what solution would that be?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Can I ask you to provide a source for this map?", "context": ["A Map of the slave trade out of Africa.", "A reminder to all that might look at this graphic and deduce that slavery in the US \"wasn't all that bad\" - This data does not mention slaves born into slavery after their ancestors were brought into the US.", "Doesn't that apply to the other countries as well."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": ":D Sometimes I just know things", "context": ["Ideas on whats in the next update?", "How about we wait 10 minutes and find out", "How do you know it's only ten minutes ?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Maybe there is... and don't call me Shirley.", "context": ["Study suggests high blood sugar levels may lead to obesity, not the other way around", "Um... no shit?", "Surely there is something we're missing."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "because it devaluates the effort that some people put into perfecting bhopping (hundres of hours)", "context": ["Bhop script Is a Bhop script allowd in competitive?", "No.", "Why :/"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "just realized Tuco is also the name of one of the bad guys In breaking bad And Vince clearly said that he was influenced by Westerns and specifically spaghetti Westerns in the making of breaking bad", "context": ["What is a movie made before your time that you watched recently and it blew you away?", "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly", "The graveyard scene at the end is one of the most epic moments in cinema... the music (\"The Ecstasy of Gold\") as Tuco is running through the graveyard... the showdown... and the way Eastwood strings up Tuco right before the credits roll makes the whole movie come full circle."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "ah the vegan hipster than smokes of the right.", "context": ["I can't even begin to talk about everything that's wrong with this image.", "Seriously the lack of biblical knowledge, nutritional knowledge, and common sense encompassed in that image is scary.", "For context it was posted by a religious anti-vaxxer who is all about clean living except when it comes to partying."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't think LA is even in my top 3.", "context": ["MLS Fan Map 2015", "To add, do you have a most hated map?", "I think we all know what that map would look like :("]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And ScreaM's worst luck continues :/", "context": ["Elevate loses CSGO team.", "Elevate, Tempo Storm, Nihilum, who's next?", "Kinguin."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I liked British Empire, dude was a boss.", "context": ["In your opinion, who was the most successful ruler in the history of the world?", "The British Empire.", "Any particular leaders?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "because there's already a team named \"United\" in the league", "context": ["IMSoccer News on Twitter - \"Source is telling me they believe MN United will be allowed to keep name, logo, special font when moving to MLS\"", "Unpopular opinion time for a sec: Does it strike anyone as a bit odd that we're a country where a club being *allowed* to keep their identity when being *allowed* into the first division is considered news?", "I'm surprised there are a few people who *want* us to change the name and our crest."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I thought it was the guy who played Harry Potter on Wilfred.", "context": ["As ABC gets rid of a whole bunch of shows and approves a talking dog comedy, here is a reminder that they have tried this before with Poochinski.", "My favorite talking dog comedy is Wilfred.", "Daniel Radcliffe makes that show."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As if Hitler just decided to just stop at that figure.", "context": ["White American southern women explain the \"white genocide\"", "Around 3:48 she puts an uncomfortable amount of emphasis on \"The Final Solution\"", "Well, she is a racist who wants to kill 6 million Jews."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "One of the few times I've seen this account make a comment that is positive karma", "context": ["Guy tricks girls into kissing him through hilarious \"notebook\" prank", "let me guess - he slept with the girl in the flowery dress", "fuck yeah"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You're a pretty good typist for a dead man.", "context": ["A new entry for bad phone number inputs", "Not going to lie, the mouse moving to that x button and thinking 'oh no, that's going to clear the whole form instead of undo isn't it' gave me legitimate anxiety.", "Holy shit man I was so worried", "I literally died."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "SOCIALISM = NOT YET COMMUNISM = NOT COMMUNISM = INSTANT WALL REVOLUTIONARY COMMUNISM OR DEATH, MY COMRADE, THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE", "context": ["True Political Compass", "Between Liberalism and Communism and Conservatism and Communism is Socialism, which has a state but works to abolish it.", "DONT BREAK JERK, EVERYTHING NON-COMMIE IS INSTANT WALL", "TIL Marxism isn't commie The scale here is from state to no state, and Marxist socialism uses a state to fight the bourgeois state before it can abolish all states, so socialism would be in the middle of each side of the horseshoe."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Creo que estamos en condiciones de afirmar que eso con videla no pasaba.", "context": ["2015", "We got the president we deserve, but not the one we need right now.", "Alguna vez tuvimos el presidente que necesitabamos?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We didn't get through, and when i was young i supported Germany through major tournaments, since Scotland havent made it yet for a while, hence the germany flair.", "context": ["Full Euro 2016 Knockout Stage Bracket so far", "It's going to be hilarious if/when Iceland knock out England.", "when", "Haha, if us scots can't get through at least we get a laugh out of England cocking it up against the smallest country there.", "Mate that's a Germany flag"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don't even think Bayonets would be viable (except on musket) judging by the.../unique/ designs of some of the guns.", "context": ["new to game, how do I iron sight?", "Anyone know if there are attachments for the guns and if not when they will be added in?", "What attachments other than bayonets exist in this era?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "i'm afraid of those SMSH fans, and less educated people on rural area, tbh", "context": ["\"Menurut saya, pak Gita Wirjawan itu orangnya baik, berwibawa, jago main musik dan tampan...\" - Dicky SMASH", "if i'm gita, i would be scared as shit, imagine group of flamboyant men saying you're handsome etc etc... such a lousy political ads.", "Each of those flamboyant man held the same amount of vote in elections as you or me or a Harvard PhD graduate, just saying."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "How dare he, sounds like all the people who want to steal money from the rich just because they chose to not better themselves", "context": ["Could this have anything to do with DLC2?", "Fuck that sellout shill", "How is he a sellout?", "Because he's a famous and successful youtuber and with that territory comes people who will bash them over the little things :-/"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I know it's not really \"clear cut\" but isn't David Johnson expected to be a bell cow this year?", "context": ["Schefter: Forte to NY Jets", "Man how many clear-cut bellcow backs are left in this league?", "AP, Bell, Miller, Gurley"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If they don't understand Italian, just shout louder!", "context": ["Italian VS English", "Us Italians no need no translator", "Your English is outsidestanding!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I need a statement, not a manifesto", "context": ["You two, come with me.", "Oh it's beautiful", "Your comment is vague and unconvincing."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I read that in a Belgian accent... S1mple to G2 confirmed?", "context": ["s1mple taken hostage?", "if you spell s1mple backwards it says \"help me\"", "elp mi s xD Can confirm"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\"I can't start paying attention now!\"", "context": ["Theory: Mystery Girl's name is Steven", "How tho.", "She's Steven and Connie's daughter from the future, and Steven completely blanked out when they asked what name they should put on the birth certificate."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "must have been their time of the month", "context": ["Delusion is strong with this one.", "TBF, I googled \"actress\" and Will Smith's photo was right at the top of the list.", "Because wikipedia redirects \"actress\" to \"actor\", which I'm sure some professional victim - oops, I mean feminist - will take offense at.", "Actually, it was feminists who did that in the first place, cause they found \"actress\" offensive or some bullshit lol"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Aww, it was just a hypofeces (that is, a shitty idea) anyway.", "context": ["What was life like before the revolution and districts?", "Maybe Panem is one of the other two nations in *1984*.", "I hate to burst your bubble, but Oceania would have had the territory covered by Panem and then some."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Don't feel bad, lots of libertarians on here.", "context": ["Went shooting with Charlie from Sons of Guns", "I'm so happy to not know who any of those people are.", "for some reason gunnit has a large userbase of noguns libs and sons of guns fans", "If it makes you feel any better, I am a many guns lib that doesn't like sons of guns."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "His finger pointing was the male embodiment of **PENIS THRUSTING** her in to submission!", "context": ["David Starkey destroying Laurie Penny after she calls him a racist", "David Starkley **OBLITERATING** Laurie Penny", "David Starkley **LITERALLY RAPING** Laurie Penny with **THE COCK OF TRUTH** without even using a **CONDOM OF COURTESY**"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Kinda missing the point there mate.", "context": ["I'm willing to spend countless hours perfecting my MMO character but i halfass my way through real life.", "Well if only life was third person I might actually care about what I look like.", "Actually, your life is third person for everyone except yourself"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That adds up to a little over 2 years if each episode is about a day.", "context": ["Friend saw this in Istanbul today", "Those 19 seasons and counting are starting to take a toll on Ash.", "Technically, it has been less than a year in the Pokemon world or some bullshit like that iirc", "Thats bullshit tho, since there's like 800 episodes and most of em end with a sunset and shit"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you can tell me where my soul is specifically I might buy your idea.", "context": ["Every night, a dog in Brazil collects food from a charity and carries it 4 hazardous miles to her animal friends in a junkyard", "This is a plot line to all dogs go to heaven", "Except that only humans have souls, so only those with souls can go to Heaven."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Ukrainians tend to move to the safe half of Ukraine though.", "context": ["Romanians renovate and donate several old houses to Ukrainian refugees", "People forget there are people getting their homes bombed right now in Europe.", "hilariously enough, I don't hear Germans or Sweeds opening their borders to Ukrainians"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Sorry sarcasm doesn't translate across the internet well.", "context": ["Ubisoft criticizes League of Legends monetization, warns other studios not to try it", "and steam sales are bad for the industry, free-to-play is the future of gaming and the PC is a dying platform.", "Try harder please.", "I think you've mistaken my above comment for trolling, I was just highlighting stupid shit people in this industry have said in recent memory, making a mental note to add the above statement from ubisoft."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Not surprising considering Germany in the real timeline.", "context": ["A Destiny Made Manifest (An American HPM AAR) - Part 21: Reform and Reaction (1900-1904)", "You know things are seriously wrong when America is the nation that invents fascism", "We invented communism too!"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because she does her job and she does it well", "context": ["If America was a car", "If the Belgian minister of health was a car.", "I just googled her, how the hell did she obtain the position of minister of health?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "T R I G G E R E D", "context": ["This is TD in a nutshell", "This is unsettling", "you can see the moobs through his shirt!", "So.. making fun of someone because they're fat is cool"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They probably play too many violet video games!", "context": ["Twins kill mother in Saudi Arabia after she tried to stop them from joining ISIS", "It's almost like their brains had been warped by some kind of demented ideology.", "Must've been comic books and rock n roll."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "According to the ad, Nintendo Switch and Wii U", "context": ["Finally a YouTube ad that I won't skip", "Every time my mom sees this on TV she always wants me to watch it with her.", "What stations does it play on?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "so why the hell can't i even buy bore cleaner in san francisco?", "context": ["Cutting 22 bottles of water with a very sharp knife.", "In California, this gets you 30 to life.", "Good luck bringing him in: He's the most armed man in San Francisco.", "I understand the joke, but San Francisco has a violent crime rate over double the national median rate, and a homicide rate (mostly gun-related) also higher than the national median."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Sorry, apparently the only right answer is... nobody would open up their home to a refugee, Left are hypocrites, the world is ending.", "context": ["Syrian Refugees in Canada wanting to return to Middle East", "I wonder how fast opinion would turn if every person who advocated letting the refugees in got one of their very own to house, feed and explain that no, there isn't a big house waiting for you.", "I know refugee and if one day they need a house i will be happy to give them shelter in my appartement ."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "offensive linemen that occasionally plays tightend for memes", "context": ["Hiko gets the deag passed", "Hiko should be a wide receiver with catches like that.", "too fat"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Because Lame Strategy Magazine rated it 5/6 (\"Lame-ageddon\") in their review.", "context": ["New mechanic: air dodges are punishable", "I feel like this will provoke more camping.", "How could making a defensive option worse *possibly* provoke camping?"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I ain't saying she's a gold digger", "context": ["I got some bolt cutters if you need", "Her fingers make the diamond look even smaller.", "My wife would of never said \"yes\" if I gave her that cheap ring"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "that's a pretty bad comeback, you can do better", "context": ["Can we nerf the sun yet?", "I'd rather nerf shit posts", "Then we can nerf your face"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Yeah, but its not fair to immediately dismiss conspiracy theories considering the things that have turned out to be true.", "context": ["Twitter user tells woman with PHD in Astrophysics that she needs to learn some science", "unfortunately, the kind of person who says that is so firmly rooted in denial they'd just say universities are in on the \"conspiracy\"", "That's why conspiratards are so damn infuriating: if you disagree with them, they either think you're a sheep or you're in on the scam, and any evidence you provide to the contrary was \"faked by the government\"."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It is common sense but there is no proof that requiring one changes anything except that less people vote.", "context": ["TIL that all attempts to create a national identity card (a federal agency-issued mandatory form of identification) have been strongly opposed by both conservative and liberal politicians, who regard it as the mark of a totalitarian society.", "Is that why each person is assigned a unique serial number by the Federal Government in the form of a Social Security Number, which you need if you want to get a job, rent an apartment, open a bank account, etc.", "And are then required to have a state ID in order to do all those things as well as vote.", "Needing an id card to vote is just common sense though."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "He didn't say that was a 1/4 mile drag race time, that might be his 0-60 time", "context": ["Kid Talks About His V6 Mustang", "When he said close to 10 seconds I laughed.", "10... I mean more like 12"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Works fine on my S5 as well", "context": ["My phone screen starts flickering like crazy when loading the pictures in this album", "Documented issue in some Samsung phones and OnePlus phones.", "Works fine for my S6"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "well you could've been adulting if you hadn't waste your time so there's really nothing to complain about", "context": ["8-9ft man found in ancient indian burial mound", "Nephelim?", "I want to let you know that your one comment has just led me on an 3 hour adventure from google to the weird side of YouTube and back trying to find out what you were talking about and i have concluded that i have wasted the last 3 hours of my life"]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Also they'll have to join the euro", "context": ["Second Scottish independence referendum 'on the table'", "I think Scotland may actually leave this time round", "A real border might be a turn off for Scottish voters (I might be wrong)."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "plot: AI assists a cyborg in freelance investigation only to be caught up in politics as he is swept up in PH 2077 Tokhang Incidents", "context": ["Pinoy Cyborg by James Simmons", "Mag-ingat sa riding in tandem", "Honestly, this is a good idea for a pinoy cyberpunk character."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Some airlines proposed this but too much public backlash.", "context": ["The logic here is flawless!", "No it isn't, for one that 747 is gutted and is very light to begin with, secondly airlines charge money for extra luggage because every pound of weight requires more fuel which adds more fuel costs.", "Not to mention the people it's carrying as well.", "So a fit person should be allowed to take extra luggage on for free, and an obese person should have to pay extra for any luggage."]}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Any number of corporate shill organizations bayer bee care comes to mind.", "context": ["TIL One of the founding members of Greenpeace left the organization because he believe that it had been taken over by left-wing political extremists.", "He should just join one of the hundreds of conservative conservation groups.", "Which ones are those?"]}